{"index":1,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"All right Jim. Your quarterlies look very good. How are things at the library?","text_w_direction":"All right Jim. Your quarterlies look very good. How are things at the library?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":2,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, I told you. I couldn't close it. So...","text_w_direction":"Oh, I told you. I couldn't close it. So...","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":3,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"So you've come to the master for guidance? Is this what you're saying, grasshopper?","text_w_direction":"So you've come to the master for guidance? Is this what you're saying, grasshopper?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":4,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Actually, you called me in here, but yeah.","text_w_direction":"Actually, you called me in here, but yeah.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":5,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"All right. Well, let me show you how it's done.","text_w_direction":"All right. Well, let me show you how it's done.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":6,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, I'd like to speak to your office manager, please. Yes, hello. This is Michael Scott. I am the Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products. Just wanted to talk to you manager-a-manger. All right. Done deal. Thank you very much, sir. You're a gentleman and a scholar. Oh, I'm sorry. OK. I'm sorry. My mistake. That was a woman I was talking to, so... She had a very low voice. Probably a smoker, so... So that's the way it's done.","text_w_direction":"[on the phone] Yes, I'd like to speak to your office manager, please. Yes, hello. This is Michael Scott. I am the Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products. Just wanted to talk to you manager-a-manger. [quick cut scene] All right. Done deal. Thank you very much, sir. You're a gentleman and a scholar. Oh, I'm sorry. OK. I'm sorry. My mistake. [hangs up] That was a woman I was talking to, so... She had a very low voice. Probably a smoker, so... [Clears throat] So that's the way it's done.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":7,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I've, uh, I've been at Dunder Mifflin for 12 years, the last four as Regional Manager. If you want to come through here... See we have the entire floor. So this is my kingdom, as far as the eye can see. This is our receptionist, Pam. Pam! Pam-Pam! Pam Beesly. Pam has been with us for... forever. Right, Pam?","text_w_direction":"I've, uh, I've been at Dunder Mifflin for 12 years, the last four as Regional Manager. If you want to come through here... See we have the entire floor. So this is my kingdom, as far as the eye can see. This is our receptionist, Pam. Pam! Pam-Pam! Pam Beesly. Pam has been with us for... forever. Right, Pam?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":8,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Well. I don't know.","text_w_direction":"Well. I don't know.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":9,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her a couple of years ago.","text_w_direction":"If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her a couple of years ago. [growls]","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":10,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":11,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Any messages?","text_w_direction":"Any messages?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":12,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Uh, yeah. Just a fax.","text_w_direction":"Uh, yeah. Just a fax.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":13,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Oh! Pam, this is from Corporate. How many times have I told you? There's a special filing cabinet for things from corporate.","text_w_direction":"Oh! Pam, this is from Corporate. How many times have I told you? There's a special filing cabinet for things from corporate.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":14,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"You haven't told me.","text_w_direction":"You haven't told me.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":15,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"It's called the wastepaper basket! Look at that! Look at that face.","text_w_direction":"It's called the wastepaper basket! Look at that! Look at that face.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":16,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"People say I am the best boss. They go, \"God we've never worked in a place like this before. You're hilarious.\" \"And you get the best out of us.\" I think that pretty much sums it up. I found it at Spencer Gifts.","text_w_direction":"People say I am the best boss. They go, \"God we've never worked in a place like this before. You're hilarious.\" \"And you get the best out of us.\" [shows the camera his WORLD'S BEST BOSS mug] I think that pretty much sums it up. I found it at Spencer Gifts.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":17,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Shall I play for you? Pa rum pump um pum I have no gifts for you. Pa rum pump um pum","text_w_direction":"[singing] Shall I play for you? Pa rum pump um pum [Imitates heavy drumming] I have no gifts for you. Pa rum pump um pum [Imitates heavy drumming]","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":18,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"My job is to speak to clients on the phone about... uh, quantities and type of copier paper. You know, whether we can supply it to them. Whether they can pay for it. And... I'm boring myself just talking about this.","text_w_direction":"My job is to speak to clients on the phone about... uh, quantities and type of copier paper. You know, whether we can supply it to them. Whether they can pay for it. And... I'm boring myself just talking about this.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":19,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Whassup!","text_w_direction":"Whassup!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":20,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Whassup! I still love that after seven years.","text_w_direction":"Whassup! I still love that after seven years.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":21,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Whassup!","text_w_direction":"Whassup!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":22,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Whassup!","text_w_direction":"Whassup!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":23,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Whass...up!","text_w_direction":"Whass...up!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":24,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Whassup.","text_w_direction":"Whassup.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":25,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"[Strains, grunts] What?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":26,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Nothing.","text_w_direction":"Nothing.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":27,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"OK. All right. See you later.","text_w_direction":"OK. All right. See you later.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":28,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"All right. Take care.","text_w_direction":"All right. Take care.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":29,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Back to work.","text_w_direction":"Back to work.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":30,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jan","text":"Just before lunch. That would be great.","text_w_direction":"[on her cell phone] Just before lunch. That would be great.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":31,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Corporate really doesn't really interfere with me at all. Jan Levinson Gould. Jan, hello. I call her Hillary Rodham Clinton. Right? Not to her face, because... well, not because I'm scared of her. Because I'm not. But, um... Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Corporate really doesn't really interfere with me at all. Jan Levinson Gould. [walking out of his office] Jan, hello. I call her Hillary Rodham Clinton. Right? Not to her face, because... well, not because I'm scared of her. Because I'm not. But, um... Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":32,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jan","text":"Alright, was there anything you wanted to add to the agenda?","text_w_direction":"Alright, was there anything you wanted to add to the agenda?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":33,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Um... Me no get an agenda.","text_w_direction":"Um... Me no get an agenda.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":34,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jan","text":"What? I'm sorry?","text_w_direction":"What? I'm sorry?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":35,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I didn't get any agenda.","text_w_direction":"I didn't get any agenda.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":36,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jan","text":"Well, I faxed one over to you this morning.","text_w_direction":"Well, I faxed one over to you this morning.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":37,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Really? I didn't... Did we get a fax this morning?","text_w_direction":"Really? I didn't... [looks at Pam] Did we get a fax this morning?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":38,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Uh, yeah, the one...","text_w_direction":"Uh, yeah, the one...","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":39,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Why isn't it in my hand? A company runs on efficiency of communication, right? So what's the problem, Pam? Why didn't I get it?","text_w_direction":"Why isn't it in my hand? A company runs on efficiency of communication, right? So what's the problem, Pam? Why didn't I get it?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":40,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"You put in the garbage can that was a special filing cabinet.","text_w_direction":"You put in the garbage can that was a special filing cabinet.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":41,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, that was a joke. That was a joke that was actually my brother's, and... It was supposed to be with bills and it doesn't work great with faxes.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, that was a joke. That was a joke that was actually my brother's, and... It was supposed to be with bills and it doesn't work great with faxes.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":42,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jan","text":"Do you want to look at mine?","text_w_direction":"Do you want to look at mine?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":43,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, yeah. Lovely. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, yeah. Lovely. Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":44,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jan","text":"OK. Since the last meeting, Ellen and the board have decided we can't justify a Scranton branch and a Stamford branch.","text_w_direction":"OK. Since the last meeting, Ellen and the board have decided we can't justify a Scranton branch and a Stamford branch.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":45,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"OK...","text_w_direction":"OK...","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":46,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jan","text":"Michael, don't panic.","text_w_direction":"Michael, don't panic.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":47,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no, no, this is good. This is good. This is fine. Excellent.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no, this is good. This is good. This is fine. Excellent.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":48,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jan","text":"No, no, no, Michael, listen OK. Don't panic. We haven't made... We haven't decided.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, Michael, listen OK. Don't panic. We haven't made... We haven't decided.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":49,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"All the alarm bells are kind of going... ringie-dingie-ding!","text_w_direction":"All the alarm bells are kind of going... ringie-dingie-ding!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":50,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jan","text":"I've spoken to Josh in Stamford. I've told him the same as you and it's up to either him or you to convince me that your branch can incorporate the other.","text_w_direction":"I've spoken to Josh in Stamford. I've told him the same as you and it's up to either him or you to convince me that your branch can incorporate the other.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":51,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"OK. No problem.","text_w_direction":"OK. No problem.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":52,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jan","text":"This does, however, mean that there is going to be downsizing.","text_w_direction":"This does, however, mean that there is going to be downsizing.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":53,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Me no wanna hear that, Jan. Because downsizing is a bitch. It is a real bitch. And I wouldn't wish that on Josh's men. I certainly wouldn't wish it on my men. Or women, present company excluded. Sorry. Uh, is Josh concerned about downsizing himself? Not downsizing himself but is he concerned about downsizing?","text_w_direction":"Me no wanna hear that, Jan. Because downsizing is a bitch. It is a real bitch. And I wouldn't wish that on Josh's men. I certainly wouldn't wish it on my men. Or women, present company excluded. Sorry. Uh, is Josh concerned about downsizing himself? Not downsizing himself but is he concerned about downsizing?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":54,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Question. How long do we have to... Oh uh, Todd Packer, terrific rep. Do you mind if I take it?","text_w_direction":"Question. How long do we have to... [Telephone rings] Oh uh, Todd Packer, terrific rep. Do you mind if I take it?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":55,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jan","text":"Go ahead.","text_w_direction":"Go ahead.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":56,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michel","text":"Packman.","text_w_direction":"Packman.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":57,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Todd Packer","text":"Hey, you big queen.","text_w_direction":"Hey, you big queen.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":58,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, that's not appropriate.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that's not appropriate.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":59,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Todd Packer","text":"Hey, is old Godzillary coming in today?","text_w_direction":"Hey, is old Godzillary coming in today?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":60,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, I don't know what you mean.","text_w_direction":"Uh, I don't know what you mean.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":61,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Todd Packer","text":"I've been meaning to ask her one question. Does the carpet match the drapes?","text_w_direction":"I've been meaning to ask her one question. Does the carpet match the drapes?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":62,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, my God! Oh! That's... horrifying. Horrible. Horrible person.","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God! Oh! That's... horrifying. Horrible. Horrible person.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":63,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jan","text":"So do you think we could keep a lid on this for now? I don't want to worry people unnecessarily.","text_w_direction":"So do you think we could keep a lid on this for now? I don't want to worry people unnecessarily.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":64,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No, absolutely. Under this regime, it will not leave this office. Like that.","text_w_direction":"No, absolutely. Under this regime, it will not leave this office. [zips his lips] Like that.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":65,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"So what does downsizing actually mean?","text_w_direction":"So what does downsizing actually mean?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":66,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"Well...","text_w_direction":"Well...","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":67,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"You guys better update your resumes just like I'm doing.","text_w_direction":"You guys better update your resumes just like I'm doing.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":68,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"I bet it's gonna be me. Probably gonna be me.","text_w_direction":"I bet it's gonna be me. Probably gonna be me.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":69,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah, it'll be you.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it'll be you.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":70,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I have an important question for you.","text_w_direction":"I have an important question for you.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":71,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Yes?","text_w_direction":"Yes?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":72,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Are you going to Angela's cat party on Sunday?","text_w_direction":"Are you going to Angela's cat party on Sunday?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":73,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, stop. That is ridiculous.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, stop. That is ridiculous.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":74,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Am I going to tell them? No, I am not going to tell them. I don't see the point of that. As a doctor, you would not tell a patient if they had cancer.","text_w_direction":"Am I going to tell them? No, I am not going to tell them. I don't see the point of that. As a doctor, you would not tell a patient if they had cancer.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":75,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":76,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":77,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"This is Mr. Scott.","text_w_direction":"This is Mr. Scott.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":78,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Guilty! Guilty as charged!","text_w_direction":"Guilty! Guilty as charged!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":79,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"Ryan Howard from the temp agency. Daniqua sent me down to start today.","text_w_direction":"Ryan Howard from the temp agency. Daniqua sent me down to start today.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":80,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Howard, like Moe Howard. Three Stooges.","text_w_direction":"Howard, like Moe Howard. Three Stooges.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":81,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"Yup.","text_w_direction":"Yup.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":82,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Watch this. This is Moe. Nyuck-nyuck-nyuck-nyuck-nyuck. Mee! Ah, right here. Three Stooges. Oh, Pam. It's a guy thing, Pam. I'm sort of a student of comedy. Watch this. Here we go. I'm Hitler. Adolf Hitler.","text_w_direction":"Watch this. This is Moe. Nyuck-nyuck-nyuck-nyuck-nyuck. Mee! [hold hand up for a high five] Ah, right here. Three Stooges. Oh, Pam. It's a guy thing, Pam. I'm sort of a student of comedy. Watch this. Here we go. [Yelling in cod German] I'm Hitler. Adolf Hitler. [Continues with cod German]","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":83,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I don't think it would be the worst thing if they let me go because then I might... I don't think it's many little girls' dream to be a receptionist. I like to do illustrations. Um... Mostly watercolor. A few oil pencil. Um, Jim thinks they're good.","text_w_direction":"I don't think it would be the worst thing if they let me go because then I might... I don't think it's many little girls' dream to be a receptionist. I like to do illustrations. Um... Mostly watercolor. A few oil pencil. Um, Jim thinks they're good.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":84,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam.","text_w_direction":"Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":85,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Sure. Mr. Davis, let me call you right back. Yeah, something just came up. Two minutes. Thank you very much. Dwight, what are you doing?","text_w_direction":"Sure. Mr. Davis, let me call you right back. Yeah, something just came up. Two minutes. Thank you very much. Dwight, what are you doing?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":86,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":87,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":88,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Just clearing my desk. I can't concentrate.","text_w_direction":"Just clearing my desk. I can't concentrate.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":89,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"It's not on your desk.","text_w_direction":"It's not on your desk.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":90,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"It's overlapping. It's all spilling over the edge. One word, two syllables. Demarcation.","text_w_direction":"It's overlapping. It's all spilling over the edge. One word, two syllables. Demarcation.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":91,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"You can't do that.","text_w_direction":"You can't do that.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":92,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Why not?","text_w_direction":"Why not?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":93,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Safety violation. I could fall and pierce an organ.","text_w_direction":"Safety violation. I could fall and pierce an organ.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":94,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"We'll see. This is why the whole downsizing thing just doesn't bother me.","text_w_direction":"[crosses fingers] We'll see. [Dwight begins smashing pencils with his phone] This is why the whole downsizing thing just doesn't bother me.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":95,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Downsizing?","text_w_direction":"Downsizing?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":96,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Downsizing? I have no problem with that. I have been recommending downsizing since I first got here. I even brought it up in my interview. I say, bring it on.","text_w_direction":"Downsizing? I have no problem with that. I have been recommending downsizing since I first got here. I even brought it up in my interview. I say, bring it on.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":97,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"You just still have these messages from yesterday.","text_w_direction":"You just still have these messages from yesterday.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":98,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Relax. Everything's under control. Uh, yeah. Yeah. That's important. Right. Oh this is so important, I should run to answer it.","text_w_direction":"Relax. Everything's under control. Uh, yeah. Yeah. That's important. Right. Oh this is so important, I should run to answer it. [Imitating Six-Million Dollar Man sound effect]","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":99,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":100,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Come on. Six-Million Dollar Man! Steve Austin! Actually, that would be a good salary for me, don't you think? Six million dollars? Memo to Jan. I deserve a raise.","text_w_direction":"Come on. Six-Million Dollar Man! Steve Austin! Actually, that would be a good salary for me, don't you think? Six million dollars? Memo to Jan. I deserve a raise.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":101,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Don't we all?","text_w_direction":"Don't we all?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":102,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I'm sorry?","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":103,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Nothing.","text_w_direction":"Nothing.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":104,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"If you're unhappy with your compensation, maybe you should take it up with HR. OK. Not today, OK? Pam, just be professional.","text_w_direction":"If you're unhappy with your compensation, maybe you should take it up with HR. OK. Not today, OK? Pam, just be professional. [Sighs]","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":105,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I think I'm a role model here. I think I garner people's respect. Attention all Dunder Mifflin employees, please. We have a meeting in the conference room, ASAP.","text_w_direction":"I think I'm a role model here. I think I garner people's respect. [Imitating a PA] Attention all Dunder Mifflin employees, please. We have a meeting in the conference room, ASAP.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":106,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"People I respect, heroes of mine, would be Bob Hope... Abraham Lincoln, definitely. Bono. And probably God would be the fourth one. And I just think all those people really helped the world in so many ways that it's really beyond words. It's really incalculable.","text_w_direction":"People I respect, heroes of mine, would be Bob Hope... Abraham Lincoln, definitely. Bono. And probably God would be the fourth one. And I just think all those people really helped the world in so many ways that it's really beyond words. It's really incalculable.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":107,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Now I know there's some rumors out there and I just kind of want to set the record straight.","text_w_direction":"Now I know there's some rumors out there and I just kind of want to set the record straight.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":108,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm Assistant Regional Manager. I should know first.","text_w_direction":"I'm Assistant Regional Manager. I should know first.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":109,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Assistant to the Regional Manager.","text_w_direction":"Assistant to the Regional Manager.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":110,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"OK, um, can you just tell me please? Just tell me quietly. Can you whisper it in my ear?","text_w_direction":"OK, um, can you just tell me please? Just tell me quietly. Can you whisper it in my ear?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":111,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I'm about to tell everybody. I'm just about to tell everybody.","text_w_direction":"I'm about to tell everybody. I'm just about to tell everybody.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":112,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"Can't you just tell us.","text_w_direction":"Can't you just tell us.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":113,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Please, OK? Do you want me to tell 'em?","text_w_direction":"Please, OK? Do you want me to tell 'em?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":114,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"You don't know what it is.","text_w_direction":"You don't know what it is. [Laughs]","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":115,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"OK. You tell 'em. With my permission. Permission granted.","text_w_direction":"OK. You tell 'em. With my permission. Permission granted.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":116,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I don't need your permission.","text_w_direction":"I don't need your permission.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":117,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Go ahead.","text_w_direction":"Go ahead.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":118,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Corporate has deemed it appropriate to enforce an ultimatum upon me. And Jan is thinking about downsizing either the Stamford branch or this branch.","text_w_direction":"Corporate has deemed it appropriate to enforce an ultimatum upon me. And Jan is thinking about downsizing either the Stamford branch or this branch.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":119,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"I heard they might be closing this branch down. That's just the rumor going around. This is my first day. I don't really know.","text_w_direction":"I heard they might be closing this branch down. That's just the rumor going around. This is my first day. I don't really know.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":120,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"Yeah but Michael, what if they downsize here?","text_w_direction":"Yeah but Michael, what if they downsize here?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":121,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Not gonna happen.","text_w_direction":"Not gonna happen.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":122,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"It could be out of your hands Michael.","text_w_direction":"It could be out of your hands Michael.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":123,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"It won't be out of my hands Stanley, OK. I promise you that.","text_w_direction":"It won't be out of my hands Stanley, OK. I promise you that.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":124,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"Can you promise that?","text_w_direction":"Can you promise that?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":125,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"On his mother's grave.","text_w_direction":"On his mother's grave.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":126,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":127,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":128,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Well, yeah, it is a promise. And frankly, I'm a little insulted that you have to keep asking about it.","text_w_direction":"Well, yeah, it is a promise. And frankly, I'm a little insulted that you have to keep asking about it.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":129,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"It's just that we need to know.","text_w_direction":"It's just that we need to know.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":130,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I know. Hold on a second. I think Pam wanted to say something. Pam, you had a look that you wanted to ask a question just then.","text_w_direction":"I know. Hold on a second. I think Pam wanted to say something. Pam, you had a look that you wanted to ask a question just then.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":131,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I was in the meeting with Jan and she did say that it could be this branch that gets the axe.","text_w_direction":"I was in the meeting with Jan and she did say that it could be this branch that gets the axe.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":132,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Man","text":"Are you sure about that?","text_w_direction":"Are you sure about that?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":133,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Well, Pam maybe you should stick to the ongoing confidentiality agreement of meetings.","text_w_direction":"Well, Pam maybe you should stick to the ongoing confidentiality agreement of meetings.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":134,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Pam, information is power.","text_w_direction":"Pam, information is power.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":135,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"You can't say for sure whether it'll be us or them, can you?","text_w_direction":"You can't say for sure whether it'll be us or them, can you?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":136,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No, Stanley. No, you did not see me in there with her. I said if Corporate wants to come in here and interfere, then they're gonna have to go through me. Right? You can go mess with Josh's people, but I'm the head of this family, and you ain't gonna be messing with my chillin.","text_w_direction":"No, Stanley. No, you did not see me in there with her. I said if Corporate wants to come in here and interfere, then they're gonna have to go through me. Right? You can go mess with Josh's people, but I'm the head of this family, and you ain't gonna be messing with my chillin.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":137,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"If I left, what would I do with all this useless information in my head? You know? Tonnage price of manila folders? Um, Pam's favorite flavor of yogurt, which is mixed berry.","text_w_direction":"If I left, what would I do with all this useless information in my head? You know? Tonnage price of manila folders? Um, Pam's favorite flavor of yogurt, which is mixed berry.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":138,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Jim said mixed berries? Well, yeah, he's on to me. Um...","text_w_direction":"Jim said mixed berries? Well, yeah, he's on to me. Um... [Laughs]","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":139,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Watch out for this guy. Dwight Schrute in the building. This is Ryan, the new temp.","text_w_direction":"Watch out for this guy. Dwight Schrute in the building. This is Ryan, the new temp.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":140,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"What's up? Nice to meet you.","text_w_direction":"What's up? Nice to meet you.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":141,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Introduce yourself. Be polite.","text_w_direction":"Introduce yourself. Be polite.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":142,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager.","text_w_direction":"Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":143,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Assistant to the Regional Manager. So, uh, Dwight tell him about the kung fu and the car and everything.","text_w_direction":"Assistant to the Regional Manager. So, uh, Dwight tell him about the kung fu and the car and everything.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":144,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh... yeah I got a '78 280Z. Bought it for $1,200. Fixed it up. It's now worth three grand.","text_w_direction":"Uh... yeah I got a '78 280Z. Bought it for $1,200. Fixed it up. It's now worth three grand.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":145,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"That's his profit.","text_w_direction":"That's his profit.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":146,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"New engine, new suspension, I got a respray. I've got some photos.","text_w_direction":"New engine, new suspension, I got a respray. I've got some photos.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":147,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Damn it! Jim!","text_w_direction":"Damn it! Jim!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":148,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"OK. Hold on, hold on. The judge is in session. What is the problem here?","text_w_direction":"OK. Hold on, hold on. The judge is in session. What is the problem here?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":149,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"He put my stuff in Jell-O again.","text_w_direction":"He put my stuff in Jell-O again.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":150,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"","text_w_direction":"[Laughing]","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":151,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"That's real professional thanks. That's the third time and it wasn't funny the first two times either Jim.","text_w_direction":"That's real professional thanks. That's the third time and it wasn't funny the first two times either Jim.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":152,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"It's OK here, but people sometimes take advantage because it's so relaxed. I'm a volunteer Sheriff's Deputy on the weekends. And you cannot screw around there. That's sort of one of the rules.","text_w_direction":"It's OK here, but people sometimes take advantage because it's so relaxed. I'm a volunteer Sheriff's Deputy on the weekends. And you cannot screw around there. That's sort of one of the rules.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":153,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"What is that?","text_w_direction":"What is that?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":154,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"That is my stapler.","text_w_direction":"That is my stapler.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":155,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no. Do not take it out. You have to eat it out of there, because there are starving people in the world which I hate, and it is a waste of that kind of food.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no. Do not take it out. You have to eat it out of there, because there are starving people in the world [turns to camera] which I hate, and it is a waste of that kind of food.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":156,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"OK you know what, you can be a witness. Can you reprimand him?","text_w_direction":"OK you know what, you can be a witness. [points to Ryan] Can you reprimand him?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":157,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"How do you know it was me?","text_w_direction":"How do you know it was me?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":158,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"It's always you. Are you going to discipline him or not?","text_w_direction":"It's always you. Are you going to discipline him or not?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":159,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Discipline. Kinky! All right, here's the deal you guys. The thing about a practical joke is you have to know when to start and as well as when to stop.","text_w_direction":"Discipline. Kinky! [Laughs] All right, here's the deal you guys. The thing about a practical joke is you have to know when to start and as well as when to stop.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":160,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":161,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"And yeah, Jim this is the time to stop putting Dwight's personal effects into Jell-O.","text_w_direction":"And yeah, Jim this is the time to stop putting Dwight's personal effects into Jell-O.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":162,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"OK. Dwight, I'm sorry, because I have always been your biggest flan.","text_w_direction":"OK. Dwight, I'm sorry, because I have always been your biggest flan.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":163,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Nice. That's the way it is around here. It just kind of goes round and round.","text_w_direction":"[Laughing] Nice. That's the way it is around here. It just kind of goes round and round.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":164,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"You should've put him in custardy.","text_w_direction":"You should've put him in custardy.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":165,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Hey! Yes! New guy! He scores.","text_w_direction":"Hey! Yes! New guy! He scores.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":166,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"OK, that's great. I guess what I'm most concerned with is damage to company property. That's all.","text_w_direction":"OK, that's great. I guess what I'm most concerned with is damage to company property. That's all.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":167,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Pudding. Pudding... I'm trying to think of another dessert to do.","text_w_direction":"Pudding. Pudding... I'm trying to think of another dessert to do.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":168,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Do you like going out at the end of the week for a drink?","text_w_direction":"Do you like going out at the end of the week for a drink?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":169,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":170,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"That's why we're all going out. So we can have an end-of-the-week-drink.","text_w_direction":"That's why we're all going out. So we can have an end-of-the-week-drink.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":171,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"So when are we going out?","text_w_direction":"So when are we going out?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":172,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Tonight, hopefully.","text_w_direction":"Tonight, hopefully.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":173,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"OK. Yeah.","text_w_direction":"OK. Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":174,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Roy","text":"Hey, man.","text_w_direction":"Hey, man.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":175,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"What's going on?","text_w_direction":"What's going on?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":176,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Roy","text":"Hey, baby.","text_w_direction":"Hey, baby.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":177,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":178,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Roy's my fiance. We've been engaged about three years. We were supposed to get married in September but I think we're gonna get married in the spring.","text_w_direction":"Roy's my fiance. We've been engaged about three years. We were supposed to get married in September but I think we're gonna get married in the spring.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":179,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Do you mind if I go out for a drink with these guys?","text_w_direction":"Do you mind if I go out for a drink with these guys?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":180,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Roy","text":"No, no. Come on. Let's get out of here and go home.","text_w_direction":"No, no. Come on. Let's get out of here and go home.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":181,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"OK. I'm gonna be a few minutes. So it's only twenty past five. I still have to do my faxes.","text_w_direction":"OK. I'm gonna be a few minutes. So it's only twenty past five. I still have to do my faxes.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":182,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"You know what? You should come with us. Because you know we're all going out and it could be a good chance for you to see what people are like outside the office. I think it could be fun.","text_w_direction":"You know what? You should come with us. Because you know we're all going out and it could be a good chance for you to see what people are like outside the office. I think it could be fun.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":183,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Roy","text":"It sounds good. Seriously, we've gotta get going.","text_w_direction":"It sounds good. Seriously, we've gotta get going.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":184,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, yeah.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":185,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Um... What's in the bag?","text_w_direction":"Um... What's in the bag?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":186,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Roy","text":"Just tell her I'll talk to her later.","text_w_direction":"Just tell her I'll talk to her later.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":187,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"No, definitely. All right, dude. Awesome. Will do.","text_w_direction":"No, definitely. All right, dude. Awesome. Will do.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":188,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Do I think I'll be invited to the wedding?","text_w_direction":"Do I think I'll be invited to the wedding? [scratches head]","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":189,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"So have you felt the vibe yet? We work hard, we play hard. Sometimes we play hard when we should be working hard. Right? I guess the atmosphere that I've created here is that I'm a friend first, and a boss second... and probably an entertainer third. Just a second. Right? Oh, hey do you like The Jamie Kennedy Experiment? Punk'd and all that kind of stuff?","text_w_direction":"So have you felt the vibe yet? We work hard, we play hard. Sometimes we play hard when we should be working hard. Right? I guess the atmosphere that I've created here is that I'm a friend first, and a boss second... and probably an entertainer third. [Knock at door] Just a second. Right? Oh, hey do you like The Jamie Kennedy Experiment? Punk'd and all that kind of stuff?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":190,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":191,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"You are gonna be my accomplice. Just go along with it, OK?","text_w_direction":"You are gonna be my accomplice. Just go along with it, OK?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":192,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":193,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Just follow my lead. Don't pimp me, all right? Come in. So, uh, Corporate just said that I don't want to...","text_w_direction":"Just follow my lead. Don't pimp me, all right? Come in. So, uh, Corporate just said that I don't want to...","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":194,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"You got a fax.","text_w_direction":"You got a fax.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":195,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, thank you. Pam, can you come in here for a sec. Just have a seat. I was gonna call you in anyway. You know Ryan. As you know, there is going to be downsizing. And you have made my life so much easier in that I am going to have to let you go first.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thank you. Pam, can you come in here for a sec. Just have a seat. I was gonna call you in anyway. You know Ryan. As you know, there is going to be downsizing. And you have made my life so much easier in that I am going to have to let you go first.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":196,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"What? Why?","text_w_direction":"What? Why?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":197,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Why? Well, theft and stealing.","text_w_direction":"Why? Well, theft and stealing.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":198,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Stealing? What am I supposed to have stolen?","text_w_direction":"Stealing? What am I supposed to have stolen?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":199,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Post-it Notes.","text_w_direction":"Post-it Notes.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":200,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Post-it Notes? What are those worth, 50 cents?","text_w_direction":"Post-it Notes? What are those worth, 50 cents?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":201,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"50 cents, yeah. If you steal a thousand Post-It Notes at 50 cents apiece, and you know, you've made a profit... margin. You're gonna run us out of business, Pam.","text_w_direction":"50 cents, yeah. If you steal a thousand Post-It Notes at 50 cents apiece, and you know, you've made a profit... margin. You're gonna run us out of business, Pam.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":202,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Are you serious?","text_w_direction":"Are you serious?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":203,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. I am.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I am.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":204,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I can't believe this. I mean I have never even stolen as much as a paperclip and you're firing me.","text_w_direction":"I can't believe this. I mean I have never even stolen as much as a paperclip and you're firing me.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":205,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"But the best thing about it is that we're not going to have to give you any severance pay. Because that is gross misconduct and... Just clean out your desk. I'm sorry.","text_w_direction":"But the best thing about it is that we're not going to have to give you any severance pay. Because that is gross misconduct and... Just clean out your desk. I'm sorry.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":206,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"You been X'd punk! Surprise! It's a joke. We were joking around. See? OK. He was in on it. He was my accomplice. And it was kind of a morale booster thing. And we were showing the new guy around, giving him the feel of the place. So you... God, we totally got you.","text_w_direction":"[Pam starts crying] You been X'd punk! [Laughing] Surprise! It's a joke. We were joking around. See? OK. He was in on it. He was my accomplice. And it was kind of a morale booster thing. And we were showing the new guy around, giving him the feel of the place. So you... God, we totally got you.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":207,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"You're a jerk.","text_w_direction":"You're a jerk.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":208,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know about that.","text_w_direction":"I don't know about that.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":209,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"What is the most important thing for a company? Is it the cash flow? Is it the inventory? Nuh-uh. It's the people. The people. My proudest moment here was not when I increased profits by 17% or when I cut expenses without losing a single employee. No, no, no, no, no. It was a young Guatemalan guy. First job in the country, barely spoke English. He came to me, and said, \"Mr. Scott, would you be the godfather of my child?\" Wow. Wow. Didn't work out in the end. We had to let him go. He sucked.","text_w_direction":"What is the most important thing for a company? Is it the cash flow? Is it the inventory? Nuh-uh. It's the people. The people. My proudest moment here was not when I increased profits by 17% or when I cut expenses without losing a single employee. No, no, no, no, no. It was a young Guatemalan guy. First job in the country, barely spoke English. He came to me, and said, \"Mr. Scott, would you be the godfather of my child?\" Wow. Wow. Didn't work out in the end. We had to let him go. He sucked.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":210,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":211,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":212,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"How are things?","text_w_direction":"How are things?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":213,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Good. I thought you were going out for a drink with...","text_w_direction":"Good. I thought you were going out for a drink with...","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":214,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Oh no, I just decided not to. How's your headache?","text_w_direction":"Oh no, I just decided not to. How's your headache?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":215,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"It's better, thanks.","text_w_direction":"It's better, thanks.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":216,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Good. Good.","text_w_direction":"Good. Good.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":217,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":218,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"That's great","text_w_direction":"That's great","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":219,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Is...?","text_w_direction":"Is...?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":220,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":221,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Um... Are you...","text_w_direction":"Um... Are you...","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":222,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Am I walking out?","text_w_direction":"Am I walking out?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":223,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":224,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Yes, I... Do you want to...","text_w_direction":"Yes, I... Do you want to...","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":225,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":226,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Great. Let me just...","text_w_direction":"Great. Let me just...","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":227,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, Roy.","text_w_direction":"[Car horn honking] Oh, Roy.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":228,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah. Listen, have a nice weekend.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Listen, have a nice weekend.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":229,"season":1,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Pilot","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, definitely. You too. Enjoy it. You know what, just come here.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, definitely. You too. Enjoy it. [looks at camera] You know what, just come here.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":3706,"air_date":"2005-03-24"}
{"index":230,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, uh, can I help you out in here?","text_w_direction":"Hey, uh, can I help you out in here?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":231,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Mr. Brown","text":"Oh, I'm all set, thanks.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'm all set, thanks.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":232,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Gotcha. Good. I'd go with the rows. That's a good idea.","text_w_direction":"Gotcha. Good. I'd go with the rows. That's a good idea.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":233,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Today is diversity day and someone's going to come in and talk to us about diversity. It's something that I've been pushing, that I've been wanting to push, for a long time and Corporate mandated it. And I never actually talked to Corporate about it. They kind of beat me to the punch, the bastards. But I was going to. And I think it's very important that we have this. I'm very, very excited.","text_w_direction":"Today is diversity day and someone's going to come in and talk to us about diversity. It's something that I've been pushing, that I've been wanting to push, for a long time and Corporate mandated it. And I never actually talked to Corporate about it. They kind of beat me to the punch, the bastards. But I was going to. And I think it's very important that we have this. I'm very, very excited.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":234,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"That's the thing. It's very sturdy paper and on the back it says, \"100% post-consumer content.\" What? Hello? Uh-huh. Wait. What? I'm sorry, Mr. Decker. I think I'm losing you. Hello? Hello? Yeah. Hold on one second. I don't know. Hold on one second.","text_w_direction":"That's the thing. It's very sturdy paper and on the back it says, \"100% post-consumer content.\" What? Hello? Uh-huh. Wait. What? I'm sorry, Mr. Decker. I think I'm losing you. [Shedder whirring] Hello? Hello? Yeah. Hold on one second. I don't know. Hold on one second.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":235,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Do you really have to do that right now?","text_w_direction":"Do you really have to do that right now?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":236,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes I do. I should have done it weeks ago actually.","text_w_direction":"Yes I do. I should have done it weeks ago actually.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":237,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Mr. Decker, I'm sorry about that. What were you... Can you hold on one second? Yeah, just one second. Thanks. Hello? That's it. Perfect. So what I was saying... Hello? Thanks, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Mr. Decker, I'm sorry about that. What were you... Can you hold on one second? Yeah, just one second. Thanks. [Power off, silence] Hello? That's it. Perfect. So what I was saying... [Dialing tone] Hello? Thanks, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":238,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Retaliation. Tit for tit.","text_w_direction":"Retaliation. Tit for tit.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":239,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"That is not the expression.","text_w_direction":"That is not the expression.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":240,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, it should be.","text_w_direction":"Well, it should be.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":241,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"This is my biggest sale of the year. They love me over there for some reason. I'm not really sure why but I make one call over there every year, just to renew their account, and that one call ends up being 25% of my commission for the whole year, so I buy a mini bottle of champagne, celebrate a little. And this year I'm pushing recycled paper on them for one percent more. I know. I'm getting cocky. Right?","text_w_direction":"This is my biggest sale of the year. They love me over there for some reason. I'm not really sure why but I make one call over there every year, just to renew their account, and that one call ends up being 25% of my commission for the whole year, so I buy a mini bottle of champagne, celebrate a little. And this year I'm pushing recycled paper on them for one percent more. I know. I'm getting cocky. Right?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":242,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Solitaire?","text_w_direction":"Solitaire?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":243,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, Freecell.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, Freecell.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":244,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Six on seven.","text_w_direction":"Six on seven.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":245,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I know. I saw that.","text_w_direction":"I know. I saw that.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":246,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"So then, why didn't you do it?","text_w_direction":"So then, why didn't you do it?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":247,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I'm saving that 'cause I like it when the cards go T-ts-ts-tch-tch-tch.","text_w_direction":"I'm saving that 'cause I like it when the cards go T-ts-ts-tch-tch-tch.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":248,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Who doesn't love that?","text_w_direction":"Who doesn't love that?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":249,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, Oscar! How are you doing, man?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Oscar! How are you doing, man?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":250,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":251,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Did you have a good weekend going there?","text_w_direction":"Did you have a good weekend going there?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":252,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"It was fine.","text_w_direction":"It was fine.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":253,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh yeah, I bet it was fun. Oh, hey! This is Oscar---","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah, I bet it was fun. [to Mr. Brown] Oh, hey! This is Oscar---","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":254,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"Martinez.","text_w_direction":"Martinez.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":255,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Right. See? I don't even know, first-name basis!","text_w_direction":"Right. See? I don't even know, first-name basis!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":256,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Mr. Brown","text":"Great. We're all set.","text_w_direction":"Great. We're all set.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":257,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh hey, well, diversity, everybody, let's do it. Oscar works in... here. Jim, could you wrap it up, please?","text_w_direction":"Oh hey, well, diversity, everybody, let's do it. Oscar works in... here. Jim, could you wrap it up, please?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":258,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, uh, Mr. Decker, please.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, uh, Mr. Decker, please.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":259,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"It's diversity day, Jim. I wish every day was diversity day.","text_w_direction":"It's diversity day, Jim. I wish every day was diversity day.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":260,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"You know what? I'm actually going to have to call you back. Thank you. Sorry about that.","text_w_direction":"You know what? I'm actually going to have to call you back. Thank you. Sorry about that.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":261,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Mr. Brown","text":"Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Great.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Great.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":262,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Come on people, let's get 'em in. Get in the cards! Get in the cards!","text_w_direction":"Come on people, let's get 'em in. Get in the cards! Get in the cards!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":263,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Mr. Brown","text":"Thank you. Thank you very much. OK. Thanks for filling these out and I promise this'll be quick. At Diversity Today, our philosophy is about honesty and positive expectations. We believe that 99% of the problems in the workplace arise simply out of ignorance.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. Thank you very much. OK. Thanks for filling these out and I promise this'll be quick. At Diversity Today, our philosophy is about honesty and positive expectations. We believe that 99% of the problems in the workplace arise simply out of ignorance.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":264,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"You know what? This is a color-free-zone here. Stanley, I don't look at you as another race.","text_w_direction":"You know what? This is a color-free-zone here. Stanley, I don't look at you as another race.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":265,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Mr. Brown","text":"Uh, see this is what I'm talking about. We don't have to pretend we're color-blind.","text_w_direction":"Uh, see this is what I'm talking about. We don't have to pretend we're color-blind.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":266,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Exactly, were not...","text_w_direction":"Exactly, were not...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":267,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Mr. Brown","text":"That's fighting ignorance with more ignorance.","text_w_direction":"That's fighting ignorance with more ignorance.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":268,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"With tolerance.","text_w_direction":"With tolerance.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":269,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Mr. Brown","text":"No. With more ignorance.","text_w_direction":"No. With more ignorance.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":270,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Ignorance.","text_w_direction":"Ignorance.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":271,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Mr. Brown","text":"Right. Exactly. Uh, instead, we need to celebrate our diversity.","text_w_direction":"Right. Exactly. Uh, instead, we need to celebrate our diversity.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":272,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Let's celebrate.","text_w_direction":"Let's celebrate.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":273,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Mr. Brown","text":"Right. OK.","text_w_direction":"Right. OK.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":274,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Celebrate good times. Come on! Let's celebrate diversity. Right?","text_w_direction":"Celebrate good times. Come on! Let's celebrate diversity. Right?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":275,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Mr. Brown","text":"Yes, exactly. Now here's what we're going to do. I've noticed that...","text_w_direction":"Yes, exactly. Now here's what we're going to do. I've noticed that...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":276,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"You know what? Here's what we're going to do. Why don't we go around and everybody... everybody say a race that you are attracted to sexually. I will go last. Go.","text_w_direction":"You know what? Here's what we're going to do. Why don't we go around and everybody... everybody say a race that you are attracted to sexually. I will go last. Go.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":277,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"I have two. White and Indian.","text_w_direction":"I have two. White and Indian.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":278,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Mr. Brown","text":"Actually, I'd prefer not to start that way. Michael, I would love to have your permission to run this session. Can I have your permission?","text_w_direction":"Actually, I'd prefer not to start that way. Michael, I would love to have your permission to run this session. Can I have your permission?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":279,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":280,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Mr. Brown","text":"Thank you very much. And it would also help me if you were seated.","text_w_direction":"Thank you very much. And it would also help me if you were seated.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":281,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":282,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Mr. Brown","text":"Thank you. OK. Now, at the start of the session, I had you all write down an incident that you found offensive in the workplace. Now, what I'm going to do is choose one and we're going to act it out.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. OK. Now, at the start of the session, I had you all write down an incident that you found offensive in the workplace. Now, what I'm going to do is choose one and we're going to act it out.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":283,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"A few of the ground rules?","text_w_direction":"A few of the ground rules?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":284,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, hey why don't you run it by me and I'll run it by him.","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey why don't you run it by me and I'll run it by him.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":285,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"OK, can we steer away from gay people?","text_w_direction":"OK, can we steer away from gay people?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":286,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Mr. Brown","text":"Um...","text_w_direction":"Um...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":287,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm sorry. It's an orientation. It's not a race. Plus a lot of other races are intolerant of gays, so...paradox.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry. It's an orientation. It's not a race. Plus a lot of other races are intolerant of gays, so...paradox.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":288,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Mr. Brown","text":"Well, we only have an hour.","text_w_direction":"Well, we only have an hour.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":289,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"I figured it would save time.","text_w_direction":"I figured it would save time.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":290,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"OK. Why don't we just defer to Mr...","text_w_direction":"OK. Why don't we just defer to Mr...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":291,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Mr. Brown","text":"Mr. Brown.","text_w_direction":"Mr. Brown.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":292,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Ah. Oh, right! OK. First test. I will not call you that.","text_w_direction":"Ah. Oh, right! OK. First test. I will not call you that.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":293,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Mr. Brown","text":"Well, it's my name. It's not a test. OK? Um, so looking through the cards, I've noticed that many of you wrote down the same incident, which is ironic, because it's the exact incident I was brought in here to respond to. Now, how many of you are familiar with the Chris Rock routine? Very good. OK.","text_w_direction":"Well, it's my name. It's not a test. OK? Um, so looking through the cards, I've noticed that many of you wrote down the same incident, which is ironic, because it's the exact incident I was brought in here to respond to. Now, how many of you are familiar with the Chris Rock routine? Very good. OK.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":294,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"How come Chris Rock can do a routine and everybody finds it hilarious and ground-breaking and then I go and do the exact same routine, same comedic timing, and people file a complaint to Corporate? Is it because I'm white and Chris is black?","text_w_direction":"How come Chris Rock can do a routine and everybody finds it hilarious and ground-breaking and then I go and do the exact same routine, same comedic timing, and people file a complaint to Corporate? Is it because I'm white and Chris is black?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":295,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Mr. Brown","text":"So we're going to reenact this with a more positive outcome.","text_w_direction":"So we're going to reenact this with a more positive outcome.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":296,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I will play the Chris Rock guy. I would like to see someone else pull this off.","text_w_direction":"I will play the Chris Rock guy. I would like to see someone else pull this off.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":297,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Mr. Brown","text":"Well, let's have someone who wasn't involved in the reenactment.","text_w_direction":"Well, let's have someone who wasn't involved in the reenactment.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":298,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"OK, I will play guy listening.","text_w_direction":"OK, I will play guy listening.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":299,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Mr. Brown","text":"Great. Guy listening. Ok, anyone else remember?","text_w_direction":"Great. Guy listening. Ok, anyone else remember?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":300,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"I remember.","text_w_direction":"I remember.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":301,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Mr. Brown","text":"Great. You're the Chris Rock guy and you're guy listening.","text_w_direction":"Great. You're the Chris Rock guy and you're guy listening.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":302,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":303,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Kevin is a great guy. He's a great accountant. He is not much of an entertainer.","text_w_direction":"Kevin is a great guy. He's a great accountant. He is not much of an entertainer.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":304,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Basically, there are two types of black people and black people are actually more racist because they hate the other type of black people. Every time the one type wants to have a good time, then the other type comes in and makes a real mess.","text_w_direction":"Basically, there are two types of black people and black people are actually more racist because they hate the other type of black people. Every time the one type wants to have a good time, then the other type comes in and makes a real mess.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":305,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"OK. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He's ruin... He's butchering it. Could you just let me... Every time... Every time black people want to have a good time, some ignant ass... I take care of my kid!","text_w_direction":"OK. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He's ruin... He's butchering it. Could you just let me... [As Chris Rock] Every time... Every time black people want to have a good time, some ignant ass... [Bleep] I take care of my kid!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":306,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Mr. Brown","text":"Wait a second.","text_w_direction":"Wait a second.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":307,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"They always want credit for something they supPOSED to do!","text_w_direction":"[Bleep] They always want credit for something they supPOSED to do!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":308,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Mr. Brown","text":"Stop it!","text_w_direction":"Stop it!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":309,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"What you want a cookie?","text_w_direction":"[As Chris Rock] What you want a cookie?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":310,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Mr. Brown","text":"Now, this is a simple acronym. HERO. Uh, at Diversity Today, we believe it is very easy to be a HERO. All you need are honesty, empathy, respect and open-mindedness.","text_w_direction":"Now, this is a simple acronym. HERO. Uh, at Diversity Today, we believe it is very easy to be a HERO. All you need are honesty, empathy, respect and open-mindedness.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":311,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Excuse me, I'm sorry, but that's not all it takes to be a hero.","text_w_direction":"Excuse me, I'm sorry, but that's not all it takes to be a hero.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":312,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Mr. Brown","text":"Oh, great. Well, what is a hero to you?","text_w_direction":"Oh, great. Well, what is a hero to you?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":313,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"A hero kills people, people that wish him harm.","text_w_direction":"A hero kills people, people that wish him harm.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":314,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Mr. Brown","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":315,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"A hero is part-human and part-supernatural. A hero is born out of a childhood trauma, or out of a disaster that must be avenged.","text_w_direction":"A hero is part-human and part-supernatural. A hero is born out of a childhood trauma, or out of a disaster that must be avenged.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":316,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Mr. Brown","text":"Ok, you're thinking of a superhero.","text_w_direction":"Ok, you're thinking of a superhero.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":317,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"We all have a hero in our heart.","text_w_direction":"We all have a hero in our heart.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":318,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Mr. Brown","text":"Now, I need you to take these forms. This kind of expresses the joint experience we had today. And I need you to look 'em over and sign them as kind of a group pledge.","text_w_direction":"Now, I need you to take these forms. This kind of expresses the joint experience we had today. And I need you to look 'em over and sign them as kind of a group pledge.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":319,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I don't think I can sign this.","text_w_direction":"[Clears throat] I don't think I can sign this.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":320,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Mr. Brown","text":"I can't leave until you do.","text_w_direction":"I can't leave until you do.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":321,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Well, OK, it says here that I learned something and I knew all this stuff already, so... I know, I could sign something that says that I taught something, or that I helped you teach something, so... Pam! Where is she? Pam, could we change something on this?","text_w_direction":"Well, OK, it says here that I learned something and I knew all this stuff already, so... I know, I could sign something that says that I taught something, or that I helped you teach something, so... Pam! Where is she? Pam, could we change something on this?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":322,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Mr. Brown","text":"Michael, can I talk to you candidly?","text_w_direction":"Michael, can I talk to you candidly?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":323,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":324,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Mr. Brown","text":"We both know that I'm here because of the comments you made.","text_w_direction":"We both know that I'm here because of the comments you made.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":325,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Here's the thing. This office, I think this is very advanced in terms of... racial awareness and it's probably more advanced than you're used to. That's probably throwing you off a little bit.","text_w_direction":"Here's the thing. This office, I think this is very advanced in terms of... racial awareness and it's probably more advanced than you're used to. That's probably throwing you off a little bit.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":326,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Mr. Brown","text":"Um, it's not throwing me. I need your signature.","text_w_direction":"Um, it's not throwing me. I need your signature.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":327,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"OK, well I know. You told me that several times.","text_w_direction":"OK, well I know. You told me that several times.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":328,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Mr. Brown","text":"Yes, but you're not listening to me. Yours is the only signature I need.","text_w_direction":"Yes, but you're not listening to me. Yours is the only signature I need.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":329,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":330,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Mr. Brown","text":"Those are my instructions from the Corporate offices to put you through this seminar for the comments that you made. The reason I made copies for everyone was so you wouldn't be embarrassed.","text_w_direction":"Those are my instructions from the Corporate offices to put you through this seminar for the comments that you made. The reason I made copies for everyone was so you wouldn't be embarrassed.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":331,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Well, here I am thinking that you actually cared about diversity training. And you don't.","text_w_direction":"Well, here I am thinking that you actually cared about diversity training. And you don't.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":332,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Mr. Brown","text":"Don't worry about dating.","text_w_direction":"Don't worry about dating.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":333,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I won't.","text_w_direction":"I won't.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":334,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Mr. Brown","text":"OK. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"OK. Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":335,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, yeah.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":336,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"\"I regret my actions. I regret offending my coworkers. I pledge to bring my best spirit of honesty, empathy, respect and open-mindedness...\" Open-mindedness, is that even a word? \"...into the workplace. In this way, I can truly be a hero. Signed, Daffy Duck.\" He's going to lose it when he reads that.","text_w_direction":"\"I regret my actions. I regret offending my coworkers. I pledge to bring my best spirit of honesty, empathy, respect and open-mindedness...\" Open-mindedness, is that even a word? \"...into the workplace. In this way, I can truly be a hero. Signed, Daffy Duck.\" [Laughing] He's going to lose it when he reads that.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":337,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, hi. Is Mr. Decker around? Oh, well, could you just have him call me after lunch? Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, hi. Is Mr. Decker around? Oh, well, could you just have him call me after lunch? Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":338,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"\"I pledge to always keep an open mind and an open heart.\" I do believe... in that part of the pledge I that just read. But a pledge? Come on. I mean who are we, the Girl Scouts? No. Look... the guy, \"Mr. Brown,\" he got us halfway there. He got us talking. Well, no. I got us talking. He got us nothing. He insulted us and he abandoned us. You call that diversity training? I don't. Were there any connections between any of us? Did anyone look each other in the eye? Was there any emotion going on? No. Where was the heart? I didn't see any heart. Where was my Oprah moment? OK, get as much done as you can before lunch because, afterward, I'm going to have you all in tears.","text_w_direction":"\"I pledge to always keep an open mind and an open heart.\" I do believe... in that part of the pledge I that just read. But a pledge? Come on. I mean who are we, the Girl Scouts? No. Look... the guy, \"Mr. Brown,\" he got us halfway there. He got us talking. Well, no. I got us talking. He got us nothing. He insulted us and he abandoned us. You call that diversity training? I don't. Were there any connections between any of us? Did anyone look each other in the eye? Was there any emotion going on? No. Where was the heart? I didn't see any heart. Where was my Oprah moment? OK, get as much done as you can before lunch because, afterward, I'm going to have you all in tears.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":339,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"All right? Everybody pretty? Come on. Here we go. It's time. Let's do some good.","text_w_direction":"All right? Everybody pretty? Come on. Here we go. It's time. Let's do some good.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":340,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Hey, we're not all going to sit in a circle Indian style are we?","text_w_direction":"Hey, we're not all going to sit in a circle Indian style are we? [Laughing]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":341,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Get out.","text_w_direction":"Get out.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":342,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"I'm sorry.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":343,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No, this is not a joke. OK? That was offensive and lame. So double offensive. This is an environment of welcoming and you should just get the hell out of here. OK, let's go. Let's do it. Come on. Let's have some fun, everybody. Here we go. Take a seat. Cop a squat. And um... thanks for coming in. Um... Diversity... is the cornerstone of progress as I've always said. But don't take my word for it. Let's take a look at the tape.","text_w_direction":"No, this is not a joke. OK? That was offensive and lame. So double offensive. This is an environment of welcoming and you should just get the hell out of here. OK, let's go. Let's do it. Come on. Let's have some fun, everybody. Here we go. Take a seat. Cop a squat. And um... thanks for coming in. Um... Diversity... is the cornerstone of progress as I've always said. But don't take my word for it. Let's take a look at the tape.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":344,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hi. I'm Michael Scott. I'm in charge of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products here in Scranton, Pennsylvania but I'm also the founder of Diversity Tomorrow, because today is almost over. Abraham Lincoln once said that, \"If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North.\" And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace.","text_w_direction":"[on the tape] Hi. I'm Michael Scott. I'm in charge of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products here in Scranton, Pennsylvania but I'm also the founder of Diversity Tomorrow, because today is almost over. Abraham Lincoln once said that, \"If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North.\" And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":345,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"OK. Questions? Comments? Anybody? Jim?","text_w_direction":"OK. Questions? Comments? Anybody? Jim?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":346,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"","text_w_direction":"[/b]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":347,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. I only had an hour to put it together but I'm going to add on to it later on.","text_w_direction":"Yes. I only had an hour to put it together but I'm going to add on to it later on.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":348,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"It was kind of hard to hear.","text_w_direction":"It was kind of hard to hear.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":349,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, yes. That probably had something to do with the camera work. Anybody else? Um...","text_w_direction":"Uh, yes. That probably had something to do with the camera work. Anybody else? Um...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":350,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"I have a customer meeting.","text_w_direction":"I have a customer meeting.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":351,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, well, if you leave we'll only have two left. Yes. Enjoy. Absolutely. Namaste. Ok, well since I am leading this, let's get down to business and why don't I just kind of introduce myself, OK? Um. I am Michael and I am part English, Irish, German and Scottish. Sort of a virtual United Nations. But what some of you might not know is that I am also part Native American Indian.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well, if you leave we'll only have two left. Yes. Enjoy. Absolutely. Namaste. Ok, well since I am leading this, let's get down to business and why don't I just kind of introduce myself, OK? Um. I am Michael and I am part English, Irish, German and Scottish. Sort of a virtual United Nations. But what some of you might not know is that I am also part Native American Indian.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":352,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"What part Native American?","text_w_direction":"What part Native American?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":353,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Two fifteenths.","text_w_direction":"Two fifteenths.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":354,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"Two fifteenths, that fraction doesn't make any sense.","text_w_direction":"Two fifteenths, that fraction doesn't make any sense.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":355,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Well, you know what, it's kind of hard for me to talk about it. Their suffering. So who else? Let's get this popping. Come on. Who's going? Who's going? Let's go here. Oscar, right here. You're on.","text_w_direction":"Well, you know what, it's kind of hard for me to talk about it. Their suffering. So who else? Let's get this popping. Come on. Who's going? Who's going? Let's go here. Oscar, right here. You're on.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":356,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"OK, Michael, um... Both my parents were born in Mexico.","text_w_direction":"OK, Michael, um... Both my parents were born in Mexico.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":357,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, yeah...","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":358,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"And, uh, they moved to the United Sates a year before I was born. So I grew up in the United States.","text_w_direction":"And, uh, they moved to the United Sates a year before I was born. So I grew up in the United States.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":359,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":360,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"My parents were Mexican.","text_w_direction":"My parents were Mexican.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":361,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Wow. That is... That is a great story. That's the American Dream right there, right?","text_w_direction":"Wow. That is... That is a great story. That's the American Dream right there, right?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":362,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"Thank... Yeah...","text_w_direction":"Thank... Yeah...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":363,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Um, let me ask you, is there a term besides Mexican that you prefer? Something less offensive?","text_w_direction":"Um, let me ask you, is there a term besides Mexican that you prefer? Something less offensive?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":364,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"Mexican isn't offensive.","text_w_direction":"Mexican isn't offensive.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":365,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Well, it has certain connotations.","text_w_direction":"Well, it has certain connotations.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":366,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"Like what?","text_w_direction":"Like what?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":367,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Like... I don't... I don't know.","text_w_direction":"Like... I don't... I don't know.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":368,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"What connotations, Michael? You meant something.","text_w_direction":"What connotations, Michael? You meant something.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":369,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No. Now, remember that honesty...","text_w_direction":"No. Now, remember that honesty...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":370,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"I'm just curious.","text_w_direction":"I'm just curious.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":371,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"...empathy, respect... Jim! Jim!","text_w_direction":"...empathy, respect... [Phone ringing] Jim! Jim!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":372,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Hello? Hello?","text_w_direction":"Hello? Hello?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":373,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I have something here. I want you to take a card. Put it on your fore... Don't look at the card. I want you to take the card and put it on your forehead and... Take a card, take a card, any card. Um... And I want you to treat other people like the race that is on their forehead. OK? So everybody has a different race. Nobody knows what their race is, so... I want you to really go for it, cause this is real. You know, this isn't just an exercise. This is real life. And... I have a dream that you will really let the sparks fly. Get 'er done.","text_w_direction":"I have something here. I want you to take a card. Put it on your fore... Don't look at the card. I want you to take the card and put it on your forehead and... Take a card, take a card, any card. Um... And I want you to treat other people like the race that is on their forehead. OK? So everybody has a different race. Nobody knows what their race is, so... I want you to really go for it, cause this is real. You know, this isn't just an exercise. This is real life. And... I have a dream that you will really let the sparks fly. Get 'er done.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":374,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Why? Because Martin Luther King is a hero of mine. There's this great Chris Rock bit about how streets named after Martin Luther King tend to be more violent. I'm not going to do it but it's...","text_w_direction":"Why? Because Martin Luther King is a hero of mine. There's this great Chris Rock bit about how streets named after Martin Luther King tend to be more violent. I'm not going to do it but it's...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":375,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh this is a good one.","text_w_direction":"Oh this is a good one.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":376,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Um, hi. How are you?","text_w_direction":"Um, hi. How are you?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":377,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"Fine. How are you?","text_w_direction":"Fine. How are you?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":378,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":379,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Push it.","text_w_direction":"Push it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":380,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"I admire your culture's success in America.","text_w_direction":"I admire your culture's success in America.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":381,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":382,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Good. Bom bom bom-bom bom. Come on Olympics of Suffering right here. Slavery versus the Holocaust. Come on.","text_w_direction":"Good. Bom bom bom-bom bom. Come on Olympics of Suffering right here. Slavery versus the Holocaust. Come on.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":383,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"Who am I supposed to be?","text_w_direction":"Who am I supposed to be?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":384,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No, that was inadvertent. We didn't actually plan that.","text_w_direction":"No, that was inadvertent. We didn't actually plan that.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":385,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Lots of cultures eat rice, doesn't help me.","text_w_direction":"Lots of cultures eat rice, doesn't help me.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":386,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Um... Shalom. I'd like to apply for a loan.","text_w_direction":"Um... Shalom. I'd like to apply for a loan.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":387,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"That's nice, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"That's nice, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":388,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"OK, do me. Something stereotypical so I can get it really quick.","text_w_direction":"OK, do me. Something stereotypical so I can get it really quick.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":389,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"OK, I like your food.","text_w_direction":"OK, I like your food.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":390,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Outback steakhouse. I'm Australian, mate!","text_w_direction":"Outback steakhouse. [Australian accent] I'm Australian, mate!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":391,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Pam, come on. \"I like your food.\" Come on stir the pot. Stir the melting pot, Pam! Let's do it. Let's get ugly. Let's get real.","text_w_direction":"Pam, come on. \"I like your food.\" Come on stir the pot. Stir the melting pot, Pam! Let's do it. Let's get ugly. Let's get real.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":392,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"OK. If I have to do this, based on stereotypes that are totally untrue, that I do not agree with, you would maybe not be a very good driver.","text_w_direction":"OK. If I have to do this, based on stereotypes that are totally untrue, that I do not agree with, you would maybe not be a very good driver.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":393,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, man, am I a woman?","text_w_direction":"Oh, man, am I a woman?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":394,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"You'll notice I didn't have anybody be an Arab. I thought that would be too explosive. No pun intended. But I just though. \"Too soon for Arabs.\" Maybe next year. Um... You know, the ball's in their court.","text_w_direction":"You'll notice I didn't have anybody be an Arab. I thought that would be too explosive. No pun intended. But I just though. \"Too soon for Arabs.\" Maybe next year. Um... You know, the ball's in their court.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":395,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"What are you watching?","text_w_direction":"What are you watching?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":396,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Chappelle's Show.","text_w_direction":"Chappelle's Show.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":397,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":398,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"I downloaded it on her computer. I hope she doesn't mind. She just had a lot of extra space.","text_w_direction":"I downloaded it on her computer. I hope she doesn't mind. She just had a lot of extra space.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":399,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"No way. I think she likes this stuff.","text_w_direction":"No way. I think she likes this stuff.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":400,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Great. She's cute, huh?","text_w_direction":"Great. She's cute, huh?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":401,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, you know, she's engaged, but...","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you know, she's engaged, but...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":402,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Oh, no, the girl in the... sketch.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, the girl in the... sketch.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":403,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, yeah. She's hot.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah. She's hot.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":404,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":405,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":406,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"You wanna go to the beach?","text_w_direction":"You wanna go to the beach?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":407,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":408,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"You wanna get high?","text_w_direction":"You wanna get high?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":409,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":410,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"I think you do, mon.","text_w_direction":"I think you do, mon.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":411,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Stop...","text_w_direction":"Stop...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":412,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"OK. All right. No. It's good. You just need to push it. You need to go a little bit further. All right. OK.","text_w_direction":"OK. All right. No. It's good. You just need to push it. You need to go a little bit further. All right. OK.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":413,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Kelly, how are you?","text_w_direction":"[Voice raised, Indian accent] Kelly, how are you?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":414,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"I just had the longest meeting.","text_w_direction":"I just had the longest meeting.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":415,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh! Welcome to my convenience store. Would you like some googi googi? I have some very delicious googi, googi, only 99 cents plus tax. Try my googi, googi. Try my googi, googi. Try my googi, googi. Try my...","text_w_direction":"Oh! Welcome to my convenience store. Would you like some googi googi? I have some very delicious googi, googi, only 99 cents plus tax. Try my googi, googi. [Lowering voice] Try my googi, googi. [High-pitched voice] Try my googi, googi. Try my... [slap!]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":416,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"All right! All right! Yes! That was great, she gets it! Now she knows what it's like to be a minority.","text_w_direction":"[trying not to cry] All right! All right! Yes! That was great, she gets it! Now she knows what it's like to be a minority.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":417,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Mr. Decker, we didn't lose your sale today, did we? Excellent. OK. Let me just get your... what's that? No, we didn't close last time. I just need your... Oh. W-What code were you given? Oh, OK. That's actually another salesman here. I can redo it if you want to do that. Oh, he gave you a discount? No, I don't blame you.","text_w_direction":"[on the phone] Mr. Decker, we didn't lose your sale today, did we? Excellent. OK. Let me just get your... what's that? No, we didn't close last time. I just need your... Oh. W-What code were you given? Oh, OK. That's actually another salesman here. I can redo it if you want to do that. Oh, he gave you a discount? No, I don't blame you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":418,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I just hated it when that guy was in here. Mr. Brown, if that was his real name. I mean, he had never met any of us before, and here he was telling us how to do our thing. I just wanted... I just wanted to do it our way. You know? On our own. Man I should have gotten some food.","text_w_direction":"I just hated it when that guy was in here. Mr. Brown, if that was his real name. I mean, he had never met any of us before, and here he was telling us how to do our thing. I just wanted... I just wanted to do it our way. You know? On our own. Man I should have gotten some food.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":419,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Maybe some spagh-etti.","text_w_direction":"[Itialian accent]Maybe some spagh-etti.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":420,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, Kevin. You can take that off that thing, OK? That would really, really have shown him up, wouldn't it? If I'd brought in some burritos or some colored greens. Or some pad Thai. I love pad Thai.","text_w_direction":"Okay, Kevin. You can take that off that thing, OK? That would really, really have shown him up, wouldn't it? If I'd brought in some burritos or some colored greens. Or some pad Thai. I love pad Thai.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":421,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"It's collard greens.","text_w_direction":"It's collard greens.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":422,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":423,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"It's collard greens.","text_w_direction":"It's collard greens.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":424,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"That doesn't really make sense. Because you don't call them collared people, that's offensive. Hmmm... OK, well, it's after five. So... Thank you very much. Buena vista Oscar. Thank you. Good job. Oh, my man. Thank you Brazil. Nice.","text_w_direction":"That doesn't really make sense. Because you don't call them collared people, that's offensive. Hmmm... OK, well, it's after five. So... Thank you very much. Buena vista Oscar. Thank you. Good job. Oh, my man. Thank you Brazil. Nice.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":425,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Um... Hey.","text_w_direction":"[Pam is asleep, resting her head on Jim's shoulder] Um... Hey.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":426,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Mmmm.","text_w_direction":"[stirs] Mmmm.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":427,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":428,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":429,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"We can go.","text_w_direction":"We can go.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":430,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Sorry.","text_w_direction":"Sorry.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":431,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"That's fine.","text_w_direction":"That's fine.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":432,"season":1,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Diversity Day","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Uh... Not a bad day.","text_w_direction":"Uh... Not a bad day.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":3566,"air_date":"2005-03-29"}
{"index":433,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Pam. Pamela. Pam-elama-ding-dong. Making copies.","text_w_direction":"Pam. Pamela. Pam-elama-ding-dong. Making copies.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":434,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I'm not making any copies.","text_w_direction":"I'm not making any copies.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":435,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Let's go. Messages. Stat. Lots to do, lots to do. Information superhighway.","text_w_direction":"Let's go. Messages. Stat. Lots to do, lots to do. Information superhighway.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":436,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Nothing new.","text_w_direction":"Nothing new.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":437,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Lay them on me. What?","text_w_direction":"Lay them on me. What?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":438,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"There's nothing new.","text_w_direction":"There's nothing new.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":439,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"That's not what you said earlier.","text_w_direction":"That's not what you said earlier.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":440,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, do you want me to repeat the messages that I gave you before for the...","text_w_direction":"Oh, do you want me to repeat the messages that I gave you before for the... [nods toward camera]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":441,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"The most sacred thing I do is care and provide for my workers, my family. I give them money. I give them food. Not directly, but through the money. I heal them. Today, I am in charge of picking a great new health care plan. Right? That's what this is all about. Does that make me their doctor? Um... Yes, in a way. Yeah, like a specialist.","text_w_direction":"The most sacred thing I do is care and provide for my workers, my family. I give them money. I give them food. Not directly, but through the money. I heal them. Today, I am in charge of picking a great new health care plan. Right? That's what this is all about. Does that make me their doctor? Um... Yes, in a way. Yeah, like a specialist.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":442,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"So, which health plan have you decided on?","text_w_direction":"So, which health plan have you decided on?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":443,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I am going to go with the best, Jan. I am going to go with the one with the acupuncture, therapeutic massage, you know, the works.","text_w_direction":"I am going to go with the best, Jan. I am going to go with the one with the acupuncture, therapeutic massage, you know, the works.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":444,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Wait, acupuncture? None of the plans have acupuncture. Have you looked at them closely Michael?","text_w_direction":"Wait, acupuncture? None of the plans have acupuncture. Have you looked at them closely Michael?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":445,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I think it was you who didn't look closely enough at the Gold Plan.","text_w_direction":"I think it was you who didn't look closely enough at the Gold Plan.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":446,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"The Gold Plan? I'm not even on that plan.","text_w_direction":"The Gold Plan? I'm not even on that plan.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":447,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I'd recommend it. It's very good.","text_w_direction":"Well, I'd recommend it. It's very good.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":448,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":449,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You gotta crack these things open.","text_w_direction":"You gotta crack these things open.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":450,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"You know the whole reason that we're doing this, is to save money. So you just need to pick a provider and choose the cheapest plan.","text_w_direction":"You know the whole reason that we're doing this, is to save money. So you just need to pick a provider and choose the cheapest plan.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":451,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well, that is kind of a tough assignment. Um... It won't be popular decision around the old orifice.","text_w_direction":"Well, that is kind of a tough assignment. Um... It won't be popular decision around the old orifice.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":452,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"It's your job. So...","text_w_direction":"It's your job. So...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":453,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well, it's a suicide mission, you know.","text_w_direction":"Well, it's a suicide mission, you know.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":454,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Michael... maybe... I mean...","text_w_direction":"Michael... maybe... I mean...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":455,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"There, there...","text_w_direction":"There, there...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":456,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Sometimes a manager, like yourself, has to deliver the bad news to the employees. I do it all the time.","text_w_direction":"Sometimes a manager, like yourself, has to deliver the bad news to the employees. I do it all the time.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":457,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"When have you ever done that?","text_w_direction":"[scoffs] When have you ever done that?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":458,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"I'm doing it right now. To you.","text_w_direction":"I'm doing it right now. To you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":459,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Last night on Trading Spouses, there's... have you seen it?","text_w_direction":"Last night on Trading Spouses, there's... have you seen it?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":460,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"No. I have a life.","text_w_direction":"No. I have a life.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":461,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Interesting, what's that like?","text_w_direction":"Interesting, what's that like?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":462,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"You should try it sometime.","text_w_direction":"You should try it sometime.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":463,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Wow. But then who would watch my TV? That is...","text_w_direction":"Wow. But then who would watch my TV? That is...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":464,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"... your problem.","text_w_direction":"[laughs]... your problem.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":465,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Jimbo! Ha haaaaa. Ah.","text_w_direction":"Jimbo! Ha haaaaa. Ah.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":466,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"There's a decision that needs to be made, and I'm having an unbelievably a busy day. So I'm going to let you pick a health care plan for our office and then explain it to your co-workers.","text_w_direction":"There's a decision that needs to be made, and I'm having an unbelievably a busy day. So I'm going to let you pick a health care plan for our office and then explain it to your co-workers.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":467,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Gosh.","text_w_direction":"Gosh.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":468,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":469,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"That is a great offer. Thank you. I really think I should be concentrating on sales.","text_w_direction":"That is a great offer. Thank you. I really think I should be concentrating on sales.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":470,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":471,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. I just don't think this is the kind of task, that I... am going to do. You know who would be great for this?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I just don't think this is the kind of task, that I... am going to do. You know who would be great for this?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":472,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Any time Michael asks me to do anything, I just tell him that Dwight should do it.","text_w_direction":"Any time Michael asks me to do anything, I just tell him that Dwight should do it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":473,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes. I can do it. I'm your man.","text_w_direction":"Yes. I can do it. I'm your man.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":474,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Right now, this is just a job. If I advance any higher in this company then this would be my career. And uh, well, if this were my career, I'd have to throw myself in front of a train.","text_w_direction":"Right now, this is just a job. If I advance any higher in this company then this would be my career. And uh, well, if this were my career, I'd have to throw myself in front of a train.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":475,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"OK, first, let's go over some parameters. How many people can I fire?","text_w_direction":"OK, first, let's go over some parameters. How many people can I fire?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":476,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Ah, none. You're picking a health care plan.","text_w_direction":"Ah, none. You're picking a health care plan.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":477,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"OK, we'll table that for the time being. Two, I'll need an office. I think the conference room should be fine.","text_w_direction":"OK, we'll table that for the time being. Two, I'll need an office. I think the conference room should be fine.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":478,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You can use the conference room as a temporary workspace.","text_w_direction":"You can use the conference room as a temporary workspace.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":479,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes, I have an office. Bigger than his.","text_w_direction":"[to self] Yes, I have an office. [to camera] Bigger than his.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":480,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Nope, you cannot use it.","text_w_direction":"Nope, you cannot use it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":481,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"OK, I take it back, it's a workspace.","text_w_direction":"OK, I take it back, it's a workspace.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":482,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Temporary workspace. You can use it.","text_w_direction":"Temporary workspace. You can use it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":483,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":484,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"If Dwight fails, then that is strike two, and good for me for, ah, for giving him a second chance. And if he succeeds, then, you know, no one will be prouder than I am. I groomed him. I made him what he is today. Unless he fails, and we've talked about that already.","text_w_direction":"If Dwight fails, then that is strike two, and good for me for, ah, for giving him a second chance. And if he succeeds, then, you know, no one will be prouder than I am. I groomed him. I made him what he is today. Unless he fails, and we've talked about that already.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":485,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"What did I do? I did my job. I slashed benefits to the bone. I saved this company money. Was I too harsh? Maybe. I don't believe in coddling people.","text_w_direction":"What did I do? I did my job. I slashed benefits to the bone. I saved this company money. Was I too harsh? Maybe. I don't believe in coddling people.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":486,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, \"Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me and I'm dead.\" Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead.","text_w_direction":"In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, \"Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me and I'm dead.\" Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":487,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"There's no dental, there's no vision, there's a $1,200 deductible.","text_w_direction":"There's no dental, there's no vision, there's a $1,200 deductible.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":488,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.","text_w_direction":"Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":489,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Pam, Michael Scott. How's tricks?","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Pam, Michael Scott. How's tricks?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":490,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Where are you?","text_w_direction":"Where are you?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":491,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, I am in my office. I am swamped. I have work up to my ears I'm busy, busy, busy. Can't step away. I just wanted to check in and see how everybody's doing. Everybody cool out there?","text_w_direction":"Oh, I am in my office. I am swamped. I have work up to my ears I'm busy, busy, busy. Can't step away. I just wanted to check in and see how everybody's doing. Everybody cool out there?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":492,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Actually, people are really unhappy. Um, Dwight sent around this memo and people are freaking out 'cause the...","text_w_direction":"Actually, people are really unhappy. Um, Dwight sent around this memo and people are freaking out 'cause the...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":493,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Pam! Whoa, whoa, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I, I, I, I gotta go. I'm getting a call.","text_w_direction":"Pam! Whoa, whoa, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I, I, I, I gotta go. I'm getting a call.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":494,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"No you're not.","text_w_direction":"No you're not.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":495,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I have to make a call after I finish... my work. You know what? Uh, just don't let anybody in my office under any conditions today. I'm just too busy. Too swamped, you know? I am unreachable. I am incommunicado, capisce?","text_w_direction":"I have to make a call after I finish... my work. You know what? Uh, just don't let anybody in my office under any conditions today. I'm just too busy. Too swamped, you know? I am unreachable. I am incommunicado, capisce?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":496,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":497,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you, Oh, gah, here we go again. Gotta go, I have to take this.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, Oh, gah, here we go again. Gotta go, I have to take this.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":498,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Still no one calling.","text_w_direction":"Still no one calling.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":499,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Dwight, what...","text_w_direction":"Dwight, what...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":500,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh, knock, please. Please knock. This is an office.","text_w_direction":"Uh, knock, please. Please knock. This is an office.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":501,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"It says \"workspace\".","text_w_direction":"It says \"workspace\".","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":502,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Same thing.","text_w_direction":"Same thing.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":503,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"If it's the same thing, then why did you write \"workspace\"?","text_w_direction":"If it's the same thing, then why did you write \"workspace\"?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":504,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Just knock, Please? As a sign of respect for your superior.","text_w_direction":"Just knock, Please? As a sign of respect for your superior.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":505,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"You are not my superior.","text_w_direction":"You are not my superior.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":506,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh gee, then why do I have an office?","text_w_direction":"Oh gee, then why do I have an office?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":507,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I thought it was a workspace?","text_w_direction":"I thought it was a workspace?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":508,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"OK. Dwight. Are you really in charge of picking the health care plan?","text_w_direction":"OK. Dwight. Are you really in charge of picking the health care plan?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":509,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes. And my decision in final.","text_w_direction":"Yes. And my decision in final.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":510,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"This is a ridiculously awful plan. Because you cut everything.","text_w_direction":"This is a ridiculously awful plan. Because you cut everything.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":511,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Aww, times are tough, Pam. Deal with it.","text_w_direction":"Aww, times are tough, Pam. Deal with it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":512,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"You cut more than you had to, didn't you?","text_w_direction":"You cut more than you had to, didn't you?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":513,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":514,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Well, why did you do that? You work here, don't you want good insurance?","text_w_direction":"Well, why did you do that? You work here, don't you want good insurance?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":515,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Don't need it. Never been sick. Perfect immune system.","text_w_direction":"Don't need it. Never been sick. Perfect immune system.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":516,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"OK, well, if you've never been sick, then you don't have any antibodies.","text_w_direction":"OK, well, if you've never been sick, then you don't have any antibodies.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":517,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't need them. Superior genes. I'm a Schrute. And superior brain power. Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.","text_w_direction":"I don't need them. Superior genes. I'm a Schrute. And superior brain power. Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":518,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?","text_w_direction":"Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":519,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"So I can lower it.","text_w_direction":"So I can lower it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":520,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"He literally won't come out of his office.","text_w_direction":"He literally won't come out of his office.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":521,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"He's got to come out sometime. To go to the bathroom.","text_w_direction":"He's got to come out sometime. To go to the bathroom.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":522,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Kevin! That's inappropriate.","text_w_direction":"Kevin! That's inappropriate.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":523,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Michael, can I talk to you?","text_w_direction":"Michael, can I talk to you?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":524,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Ah, uh, I would love to, but I am really busy. Rain check?","text_w_direction":"Ah, uh, I would love to, but I am really busy. Rain check?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":525,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Meredith","text":"Michael. Michael, please, can we talk to you about this memo?","text_w_direction":"Michael. Michael, please, can we talk to you about this memo?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":526,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Ah, what? Which memo?","text_w_direction":"Ah, what? Which memo?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":527,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Dwight's health care memo. I told you about it.","text_w_direction":"Dwight's health care memo. I told you about it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":528,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Is it a good plan?","text_w_direction":"Is it a good plan?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":529,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"It's a great plan. It saves the company a fortune.","text_w_direction":"It's a great plan. It saves the company a fortune.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":530,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"It's like a pay decrease.","text_w_direction":"It's like a pay decrease.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":531,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, he made huge cuts.","text_w_direction":"Michael, he made huge cuts.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":532,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Cuts? What? Wow, Dwight, did you make cuts?","text_w_direction":"Cuts? What? Wow, Dwight, did you make cuts?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":533,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, you said...","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you said...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":534,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No, no , no, you know what? I said nothing specific because I was so busy. Why don't you go in there and find these people a plan that will work for them? OK?","text_w_direction":"No, no , no, you know what? I said nothing specific because I was so busy. Why don't you go in there and find these people a plan that will work for them? OK?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":535,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I can handle that.","text_w_direction":"I can handle that.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":536,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"OK? All right. Do we feel good? All right. Good. Plus, there's some other good news. Today, at the end of the day, I will have, for all of you, a big surprise. OK? So hang in there, and I will see you at the end of the day. Right?","text_w_direction":"OK? All right. Do we feel good? All right. Good. Plus, there's some other good news. Today, at the end of the day, I will have, for all of you, a big surprise. OK? So hang in there, and I will see you at the end of the day. Right?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":537,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"This is not good.","text_w_direction":"This is not good.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":538,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"It's ridiculous. Did you talk to him?","text_w_direction":"It's ridiculous. Did you talk to him?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":539,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"What was that?","text_w_direction":"What was that?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":540,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"You let him walk all over you. It's just pathetic.","text_w_direction":"You let him walk all over you. It's just pathetic.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":541,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"What are you guys talking about?","text_w_direction":"What are you guys talking about?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":542,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Nothing, Kevin.","text_w_direction":"Nothing, Kevin.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":543,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Do I know what the surprise is? Hell no! It doesn't matter. The point is, they're not unhappy anymore. They're out there thinking, \"Wow, my boss really cares about me. He has a surprise. He's cool. I... what a great guy. I love him. I... love him.","text_w_direction":"Do I know what the surprise is? Hell no! It doesn't matter. The point is, they're not unhappy anymore. They're out there thinking, \"Wow, my boss really cares about me. He has a surprise. He's cool. I... what a great guy. I love him. I... love him.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":544,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"OK, everyone. Gather round. Step forward. It has been brought to my attention that some of you are unhappy with my plan. So what I'd like you to do is to fill this out and write down any diseases you have that you might want covered and I'll see what I can do.","text_w_direction":"OK, everyone. Gather round. Step forward. It has been brought to my attention that some of you are unhappy with my plan. So what I'd like you to do is to fill this out and write down any diseases you have that you might want covered and I'll see what I can do.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":545,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"OK, you know what Dwight? We can't write our diseases down for you because that's confidential.","text_w_direction":"OK, you know what Dwight? We can't write our diseases down for you because that's confidential.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":546,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"OK, well, I didn't say to write your name down, did I? Fill it out, leave it anonymous. Or, don't write any disease down at all and it won't be covered. Sound fair? Good. I'll be in my office.","text_w_direction":"OK, well, I didn't say to write your name down, did I? Fill it out, leave it anonymous. Or, don't write any disease down at all and it won't be covered. Sound fair? Good. I'll be in my office.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":547,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Workspace.","text_w_direction":"Workspace.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":548,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You know what? Come with me. We are going on a little mission. Operation Surprise.","text_w_direction":"You know what? Come with me. We are going on a little mission. Operation Surprise.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":549,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Where are you going?","text_w_direction":"Where are you going?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":550,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Um, headed out. Part of my busy day, you know. Meetings. Couldn't find the knob.","text_w_direction":"Um, headed out. Part of my busy day, you know. Meetings. [Giggles] Couldn't find the knob.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":551,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"So, basically, I want to do something nice for my employees. Atlantic City, OK? They have this thing where they send a bus, right, for free. Picks everybody up, you head down there, get to the hotel, room is comped, they give you a pile of chips, and your food, everything just kind of all-inclusive, free kind of weekend.","text_w_direction":"So, basically, I want to do something nice for my employees. Atlantic City, OK? They have this thing where they send a bus, right, for free. Picks everybody up, you head down there, get to the hotel, room is comped, they give you a pile of chips, and your food, everything just kind of all-inclusive, free kind of weekend.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":552,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Travel Agent","text":"I don't know of anything like that, but, um, you know what you might want to do, is just call those casinos directly. Um, maybe?","text_w_direction":"I don't know of anything like that, but, um, you know what you might want to do, is just call those casinos directly. Um, maybe?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":553,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did, so...","text_w_direction":"Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did, so...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":554,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Wait. What are you writing? Don't write Ebola or mad cow disease. Right? 'Cause I'm suffering from both.","text_w_direction":"Wait. What are you writing? Don't write Ebola or mad cow disease. Right? 'Cause I'm suffering from both.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":555,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I'm inventing new diseases.","text_w_direction":"I'm inventing new diseases.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":556,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, great.","text_w_direction":"Oh, great.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":557,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"So, let's say my teeth turn to liquid and then, they drip down the back of my throat. What would you call that?","text_w_direction":"So, let's say my teeth turn to liquid and then, they drip down the back of my throat. What would you call that?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":558,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I thought you said you were inventing diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion.","text_w_direction":"I thought you said you were inventing diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":559,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Nice.","text_w_direction":"Nice.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":560,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":561,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Calling you to ask you a little favoroonie my friend. Um, trying to give the troops around here a little bit of a boost. And I was thinking that maybe we could take them down to take a spin on your big ride.","text_w_direction":"[on his cell phone] Calling you to ask you a little favoroonie my friend. Um, trying to give the troops around here a little bit of a boost. And I was thinking that maybe we could take them down to take a spin on your big ride.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":562,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Man on Phone","text":"You mean the elevator that takes you down into the mineshaft? It's not really a ride.","text_w_direction":"You mean the elevator that takes you down into the mineshaft? It's not really a ride.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":563,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Its says here that it's a 300ft drop.","text_w_direction":"Its says here that it's a 300ft drop.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":564,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Man on Phone","text":"It goes 300 feet into the earth, but it moves really slowly.","text_w_direction":"It goes 300 feet into the earth, but it moves really slowly.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":565,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"So it's not a free fall?","text_w_direction":"So it's not a free fall?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":566,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Man on Phone","text":"It's an industrial coal elevator.","text_w_direction":"It's an industrial coal elevator.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":567,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, all right. Well, once you get down into the mine, what... you got laser tag or something?","text_w_direction":"Uh, all right. Well, once you get down into the mine, what... you got laser tag or something?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":568,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"OK, so I don't know what the surprise is. Am I worried? No. No way. See, I thrive on this. This is my world. This is improv. This is Whose Line is it Anyway?","text_w_direction":"OK, so I don't know what the surprise is. Am I worried? No. No way. See, I thrive on this. This is my world. This is improv. This is Whose Line is it Anyway?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":569,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Damnit! Damnit Jim!","text_w_direction":"Damnit! Damnit Jim!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":570,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"All right, who did this? I'm not mad. I just want to know who did it so I can punish them.","text_w_direction":"All right, who did this? I'm not mad. I just want to know who did it so I can punish them.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":571,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"What are you talking about?","text_w_direction":"What are you talking about?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":572,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh, someone forged, uh, medical information and that is a felony.","text_w_direction":"Uh, someone forged, uh, medical information and that is a felony.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":573,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"OK, whoa. 'Cause that is a pretty intense accusation. How do you know that they're fake?","text_w_direction":"OK, whoa. 'Cause that is a pretty intense accusation. How do you know that they're fake?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":574,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh, leprosy? Flesh eating bacteria. Hot-dog fingers. Government-created killer nanorobot infection.","text_w_direction":"Uh, leprosy? Flesh eating bacteria. Hot-dog fingers. Government-created killer nanorobot infection.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":575,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"You did this, didn't you?","text_w_direction":"You did this, didn't you?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":576,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Absolutely not.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely not.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":577,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes you did.","text_w_direction":"Yes you did.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":578,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"No I didn't.","text_w_direction":"No I didn't.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":579,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I know it was you. Fine. You know what? I'll have to interview each and every one of you until the perpetrator makes him or herself known. And until that time, there will be no health care coverage for any one!","text_w_direction":"I know it was you. Fine. You know what? I'll have to interview each and every one of you until the perpetrator makes him or herself known. And until that time, there will be no health care coverage for any one!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":580,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Killer nanorobots?","text_w_direction":"Killer nanorobots?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":581,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"It's an epidemic.","text_w_direction":"It's an epidemic.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":582,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"The problem, Jim, is that people who are really suffering from a medical condition won't receive the care they need, because someone in this office is coming up with all this ridiculous stuff. \"Count Choculitis\"","text_w_direction":"The problem, Jim, is that people who are really suffering from a medical condition won't receive the care they need, because someone in this office is coming up with all this ridiculous stuff. [reads off of paper] \"Count Choculitis\"","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":583,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Sounds tough.","text_w_direction":"Sounds tough.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":584,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Why did you write that down Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?","text_w_direction":"Why did you write that down Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":585,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Do you?","text_w_direction":"Do you?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":586,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I think you need to confess...","text_w_direction":"I think you need to confess...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":587,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Mmm hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmm hmm.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":588,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"...the fact...","text_w_direction":"...the fact...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":589,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":590,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"What are you doing? Those are my keys.","text_w_direction":"What are you doing? Those are my keys.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":591,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Good luck.","text_w_direction":"Good luck. [closes door and locks it]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":592,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim! Damnit! No! Jim! Let me out! Jim! Let...","text_w_direction":"Jim! Damnit! No! Jim! Let me out! Jim! Let... [Without looking, Jim throws his keys to his left, they land on a shelf next to Stanley]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":593,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"...the light green or green...","text_w_direction":"[looks at keys, continues talking on phone] ...the light green or green...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":594,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Jim Halpert.","text_w_direction":"[answering phone] Jim Halpert.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":595,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Let me out.","text_w_direction":"Let me out.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":596,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Who is this?","text_w_direction":"Who is this?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":597,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Let me out or you're fired.","text_w_direction":"Let me out or you're fired.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":598,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"No, you can't fire me.","text_w_direction":"No, you can't fire me.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":599,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes I can. I'm manager for the day. Clean out your desk.","text_w_direction":"Yes I can. I'm manager for the day. Clean out your desk.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":600,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"OK, can you hold on? I'm getting the, ah, beep.] Jim Halpert.","text_w_direction":"OK, can you hold on? I'm getting the, ah, beep. [presses button on phone]] Jim Halpert.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":601,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, Jim. It's Pam.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Hey, Jim. It's Pam.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":602,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Hey Pam! How are you?","text_w_direction":"Hey Pam! How are you?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":603,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim! Open the door!","text_w_direction":"Jim! Open the door!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":604,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Good, how are you? Busy?","text_w_direction":"Good, how are you? Busy?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":605,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I'm doing OK. Getting excited for the weekend though. What are you up to?","text_w_direction":"I'm doing OK. Getting excited for the weekend though. What are you up to?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":606,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim!","text_w_direction":"Jim!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":607,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Um, I'm not bothering you, am I?","text_w_direction":"Um, I'm not bothering you, am I?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":608,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"No, not at all.","text_w_direction":"No, not at all.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":609,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"You don't have anything you're doing?","text_w_direction":"You don't have anything you're doing?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":610,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I have nothing to do.","text_w_direction":"I have nothing to do.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":611,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim!","text_w_direction":"Jim!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":612,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Oh great. Um, no, this weekend? Nothing. I'm not really doing anything.","text_w_direction":"Oh great. Um, no, this weekend? Nothing. I'm not really doing anything.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":613,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim!","text_w_direction":"Jim!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":614,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh yeah?","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":615,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I might go to the mall.","text_w_direction":"I might go to the mall.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":616,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"The mall?","text_w_direction":"The mall?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":617,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim!","text_w_direction":"Jim!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":618,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I need new shoes.","text_w_direction":"I need new shoes.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":619,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, interesting, what kind of shoes?","text_w_direction":"Oh, interesting, what kind of shoes?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":620,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Hello?","text_w_direction":"Hello?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":621,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh, hello. Uh, this is Dwight Schrute calling for Jan Levenson-Gould.","text_w_direction":"Uh, hello. Uh, this is Dwight Schrute calling for Jan Levenson-Gould.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":622,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"This is Jan.","text_w_direction":"This is Jan.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":623,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Hi. Dwight Schrute calling, acting manager, Scranton branch. Listen, I needed your permission to fire Jim Halpert.","text_w_direction":"Hi. Dwight Schrute calling, acting manager, Scranton branch. Listen, I needed your permission to fire Jim Halpert.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":624,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Who is this?","text_w_direction":"Who is this?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":625,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Dwight Schrute.","text_w_direction":"Dwight Schrute.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":626,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"From sales?","text_w_direction":"From sales?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":627,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Well...","text_w_direction":"Well...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":628,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Where's Michael Scott?","text_w_direction":"Where's Michael Scott?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":629,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"He is not here right now. He put me in charge of the office.","text_w_direction":"He is not here right now. He put me in charge of the office.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":630,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Dwight, listen to me very carefully. You are not a manager of anything. Understand?","text_w_direction":"Dwight, listen to me very carefully. You are not a manager of anything. Understand?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":631,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"That's not entirely true, because he put me in charge of picking the health care plan.","text_w_direction":"That's not entirely true, because he put me in charge of picking the health care plan.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":632,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":633,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":634,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"OK, when Michael gets back, you tell him to call me immediately.","text_w_direction":"OK, when Michael gets back, you tell him to call me immediately.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":635,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Call you immediately. Good. Oh, hey, listen, um, since I have you on the phone, um, can I fire Jim?","text_w_direction":"Call you immediately. Good. Oh, hey, listen, um, since I have you on the phone, um, can I fire Jim?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":636,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"No. Please don't use my cell phone ever again.","text_w_direction":"No. Please don't use my cell phone ever again.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":637,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, this is your cell, I thought this was your...","text_w_direction":"Oh, this is your cell, I thought this was your... [dial tone]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":638,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, hey, everybody, Ice-cream sandwiches! Aaaahh! Here you go. Take one, take one. It's all good. Phyllis, think fast. Ya-bome! Oh, oh, I see Angela. Angela? Right? Waaaaah! Oh, hey temp. Why don't you take two? Because you don't get health care. And uh, faster metabolism.","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey, everybody, Ice-cream sandwiches! Aaaahh! [laughs] Here you go. Take one, take one. It's all good. Phyllis, think fast. Ya-bome! Oh, oh, I see Angela. Angela? Right? Waaaaah! Oh, hey temp. Why don't you take two? Because you don't get health care. And uh, faster metabolism.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":639,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Did you get the kind with the cookies? Instead of the...","text_w_direction":"Did you get the kind with the cookies? Instead of the...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":640,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Why don't you just eat it, OK? And here you go, Stanley the manly.","text_w_direction":"Why don't you just eat it, OK? And here you go, Stanley the manly.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":641,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Oh, thanks.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thanks.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":642,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"There you go.","text_w_direction":"There you go.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":643,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"This isn't the big surprise, is it? Because we've been having a pretty horrible day.","text_w_direction":"This isn't the big surprise, is it? Because we've been having a pretty horrible day.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":644,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, nope. Nope. This isn't the surprise. It's surprising, um... because you didn't expect it. But you will... you'll know it when you see it.","text_w_direction":"Uh, nope. Nope. This isn't the surprise. It's surprising, um... because you didn't expect it. But you will... you'll know it when you see it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":645,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael. Michael?","text_w_direction":"Michael. Michael?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":646,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, Christ.","text_w_direction":"[under his breath] Oh, Christ.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":647,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I tried being rational, OK? And what happened? The employees went crazy, I got no help from corporate. That leaves me with no options.","text_w_direction":"I tried being rational, OK? And what happened? The employees went crazy, I got no help from corporate. That leaves me with no options.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":648,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm now going to read out loud your submitted medical conditions. When you hear yours read, please raise your hand to indicate that it is real. If you do not raise your hand, it will not be covered.","text_w_direction":"I'm now going to read out loud your submitted medical conditions. When you hear yours read, please raise your hand to indicate that it is real. If you do not raise your hand, it will not be covered.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":649,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"What about confidentiality?","text_w_direction":"What about confidentiality?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":650,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"You know what? You have forfeited that privilege. I have tried to treat you all as adults, but obviously I am the only adult here. Number one, inverted pen1s.","text_w_direction":"You know what? You have forfeited that privilege. I have tried to treat you all as adults, but obviously I am the only adult here. Number one, inverted pen1s.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":651,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Meredith","text":"Could you mean v*g1n*? Because if you do, I want that covered.","text_w_direction":"Could you mean v*g1n*? Because if you do, I want that covered.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":652,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I thought your v*g1n* was removed during your hysterectomy?","text_w_direction":"I thought your v*g1n* was removed during your hysterectomy?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":653,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Meredith","text":"A uterus is different from a v*g1n*. I still have a v*g1n*.","text_w_direction":"A uterus is different from a v*g1n*. I still have a v*g1n*.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":654,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"OK, great. Dermatitis. Thank you Angela. I'll make sure that's covered. OK, now. Who wrote this, hysterical one? a**l fissures?","text_w_direction":"OK, great. Dermatitis. Thank you Angela. I'll make sure that's covered. OK, now. Who wrote this, hysterical one? a**l fissures?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":655,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"That's a real thing.","text_w_direction":"That's a real thing.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":656,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, but no one here has it.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but no one here has it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":657,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Someone has it.","text_w_direction":"Someone has it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":658,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Do you think we should go ?","text_w_direction":"Do you think we should go ?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":659,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"I don't know, Kevin. This is important. I don't want... There he is.","text_w_direction":"I don't know, Kevin. This is important. I don't want... [spots Michael through the blinds] There he is.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":660,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"What is he doing?","text_w_direction":"What is he doing?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":661,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":662,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Well?","text_w_direction":"Well?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":663,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well, what? You could be referring to anything.","text_w_direction":"Well, what? You could be referring to anything.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":664,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"OK, the health care plan.","text_w_direction":"OK, the health care plan.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":665,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Why did you put Dwight in charge of that? He did a horrible job.","text_w_direction":"Why did you put Dwight in charge of that? He did a horrible job.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":666,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, Dwight? Did you raise benefits?","text_w_direction":"Uh, Dwight? Did you raise benefits?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":667,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I most certainly did not.","text_w_direction":"I most certainly did not.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":668,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh come on! That's horrible! Aaah... Thanks, Dwight, for a crappy plan. Ah, Damn! Oh, mmm, I wish I had time to change it, but Jan needs it by five, and... what time is it, what time is it? Ah, it's after five. Oh, oh it's awful. So, well, OK. See you guys on Monday.","text_w_direction":"Oh come on! That's horrible! Aaah... Thanks, Dwight, for a crappy plan. Ah, Damn! Oh, mmm, I wish I had time to change it, but Jan needs it by five, and... what time is it, what time is it? [looks at watch] Ah, it's after five. Oh, oh it's awful. So, well, OK. See you guys on Monday.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":669,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"What about the surprise?","text_w_direction":"What about the surprise?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":670,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh... Yes. Exactly. Thank you Angela, for reminding me. Terrific. Um, before I tell everybody what the big surprise is, would you like to tell me what you think the big surprise is?","text_w_direction":"Oh... Yes. Exactly. Thank you Angela, for reminding me. Terrific. Um, before I tell everybody what the big surprise is, would you like to tell me what you think the big surprise is?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":671,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"We all think you don't have a surprise.","text_w_direction":"We all think you don't have a surprise.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":672,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"All right, I have some news for you. There is a big surprise. And... here it is. Here we go. And the big surprise is... Brrrrrrrr! Drum roll... Brrrrrrrr! Brrrrrrrr!","text_w_direction":"All right, I have some news for you. There is a big surprise. And... here it is. Here we go. And the big surprise is... Brrrrrrrr! Drum roll... Brrrrrrrr! Brrrrrrrr!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":673,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"When I am backed into a corner, that is when I come alive. See I learned improve from the greats, like, um, Drew Carey and Ryan Stiles.","text_w_direction":"When I am backed into a corner, that is when I come alive. See I learned improve from the greats, like, um, Drew Carey and Ryan Stiles.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":674,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"God, yeah... Ah! This...","text_w_direction":"[clapping hands] God, yeah... Ah! This...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":675,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Robin Williams. Oh, man, would I love to go head-to-head with him. Oh! That would be exciting. \"Hi. I'm Mork from Ork.\" Well, I'm Bork from Spork. Nanoo, nanoo. Jibelee, baloobaloo.","text_w_direction":"Robin Williams. Oh, man, would I love to go head-to-head with him. Oh! That would be exciting. [as Robin Williams] \"Hi. I'm Mork from Ork.\" Well, I'm Bork from Spork. Nanoo, nanoo. Jibelee, baloobaloo.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":676,"season":1,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Health Care","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, um... Jan wants you to call her.","text_w_direction":"Oh, um... Jan wants you to call her.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2983,"air_date":"2005-04-05"}
{"index":677,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael!?","text_w_direction":"Michael!?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":678,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Oh! God. Dwight, come on...","text_w_direction":"Oh! God. Dwight, come on...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":679,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"I wanted to talk to you about the downsizing?","text_w_direction":"I wanted to talk to you about the downsizing?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":680,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"There's no downsizing.","text_w_direction":"There's no downsizing.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":681,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"I, but if there were, I'd be protected as assistant regional manager?","text_w_direction":"I, but if there were, I'd be protected as assistant regional manager?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":682,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Assistant to the regional manager Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Assistant to the regional manager Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":683,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, so I don't have to worry?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, so I don't have to worry?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":684,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Look, look, look. I talked to corporate, about protecting the sales staff. And they said they couldn't guarantee it if there's downsizing, okay?","text_w_direction":"Look, look, look. I talked to corporate, about protecting the sales staff. And they said they couldn't guarantee it if there's downsizing, okay?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":685,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"But there's no downsizing, so just don't...","text_w_direction":"But there's no downsizing, so just don't...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":686,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Bottom line. Do I need to be worried?","text_w_direction":"Bottom line. Do I need to be worried?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":687,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Mmm, mm, mm. Maybe.","text_w_direction":"Mmm, mm, mm. Maybe.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":688,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"It looks like there's gonna be downsizing. And it's part of my job, but... blah! I hate it. I think the main difference between me and Donald Trump is that, uh, I get no pleasure out of saying the words, \"You're fired.\" \"You're foir-ed. Uh, you're foir-ed.\" It just makes people sad, and an office can't function that way. No way. \"You're foir-ed.\" I think if I had a catchphrase it would be, \"You're hired, and you can work here as long as you want.\" But that's unrealistic, so...","text_w_direction":"It looks like there's gonna be downsizing. And it's part of my job, but... blah! I hate it. I think the main difference between me and Donald Trump is that, uh, I get no pleasure out of saying the words, \"You're fired.\" [as Donald Trump] \"You're foir-ed. Uh, you're foir-ed.\" It just makes people sad, and an office can't function that way. No way. [as Donald Trump] \"You're foir-ed.\" I think if I had a catchphrase it would be, \"You're hired, and you can work here as long as you want.\" But that's unrealistic, so...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":689,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"It's a real shame, 'cause studies have shown that more information gets passed through water-cooler gossip than through official memos. Which puts me at a disadvantage, because I bring my own water to work.","text_w_direction":"It's a real shame, 'cause studies have shown that more information gets passed through water-cooler gossip than through official memos. Which puts me at a disadvantage, because I bring my own water to work.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":690,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Stanley","text":"Why'd you do this?","text_w_direction":"Why'd you do this?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":691,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"I didn't do it. What do you mean? Oh, the water cooler was brought over here for... maintenance. So what do you guys hear? What's the scuttlebutt?","text_w_direction":"I didn't do it. What do you mean? Oh, the water cooler was brought over here for... maintenance. So what do you guys hear? What's the scuttlebutt?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":692,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Get set for Operation Morale Improvement starring Michael Scott. Now, I think I have had a little stroke of genius in that I have had my assistant Pam... Smile, Pam. I have had her go out and find out whose birthday is coming up, so we can have a little celebration for it. Not bad, not bad at all. All right. And the birthday person is... drum roll please. Here we go, who is the birthday, birthday person?","text_w_direction":"Get set for Operation Morale Improvement starring Michael Scott. Now, I think I have had a little stroke of genius in that I have had my assistant Pam... Smile, Pam. I have had her go out and find out whose birthday is coming up, so we can have a little celebration for it. Not bad, not bad at all. All right. And the birthday person is... drum roll please. Here we go, who is the birthday, birthday person?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":693,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Who is it? Who's the birthday?","text_w_direction":"Who is it? Who's the birthday?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":694,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Um... Actually, we don't have any staff birthdays coming up.","text_w_direction":"Um... Actually, we don't have any staff birthdays coming up.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":695,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Next person on the...","text_w_direction":"Next person on the...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":696,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":697,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"...calendar.","text_w_direction":"...calendar.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":698,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, umm... that would be Meredith.","text_w_direction":"Okay, umm... that would be Meredith.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":699,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yes! All right, come on down Meredith!","text_w_direction":"Yes! All right, come on down Meredith!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":700,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"But it's not until next month.","text_w_direction":"But it's not until next month.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":701,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Um... uh, OK. Well, great, well, you know, it'll be a surprise.","text_w_direction":"Um... uh, OK. Well, great, well, you know, it'll be a surprise.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":702,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"You still want to have a party?","text_w_direction":"You still want to have a party?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":703,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, why not? Sure. Go ahead, live a little. Come on, Pam. Come on, shake it up. Shake it up! Shake it up!","text_w_direction":"Yeah, why not? Sure. Go ahead, live a little. Come on, Pam. Come on, shake it up. Shake it up! Shake it up!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":704,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Brrrp! Uh, Spock, are there any signs of life down there? Well, let me check Captain. Eeee. Eeee. Eeee. Eeee. No, Captain. No signs of life down here. Just a wet blanket named Pam. Brr-rrrp. Star Trek.","text_w_direction":"[grabs cell phone off desk] Brrrp! Uh, Spock, are there any signs of life down there? Well, let me check Captain. Eeee. Eeee. Eeee. Eeee. No, Captain. No signs of life down here. Just a wet blanket named Pam. Brr-rrrp. Star Trek.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":705,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"Well, uh, for decorations, maybe we could... it's stupid, forget it.","text_w_direction":"Well, uh, for decorations, maybe we could... it's stupid, forget it.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":706,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":707,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"I was just going to say, maybe we could have streamers, but that's dumb, everybody has streamers. Never mind.","text_w_direction":"I was just going to say, maybe we could have streamers, but that's dumb, everybody has streamers. Never mind.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":708,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"No, yeah, I think that's a good idea.","text_w_direction":"No, yeah, I think that's a good idea.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":709,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":710,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"What color do you guys think?","text_w_direction":"What color do you guys think?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":711,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"Well, there's green, um, blue... yellow... red...","text_w_direction":"Well, there's green, um, blue... yellow... red...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":712,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"How about green?","text_w_direction":"How about green?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":713,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"I think green is kind of whoreish.","text_w_direction":"I think green is kind of whoreish.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":714,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"This was tough. I suggested we flip a coin. But Angela said she doesn't like to gamble. Of course by saying that she was gambling that I wouldn't smack her.","text_w_direction":"This was tough. I suggested we flip a coin. But Angela said she doesn't like to gamble. Of course by saying that she was gambling that I wouldn't smack her.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":715,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"These are my party-planning beeyatches. Pulled off an amazing '80s party last year. Off the hook!","text_w_direction":"These are my party-planning beeyatches. Pulled off an amazing '80s party last year. Off the hook!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":716,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"So I was thinking, if you haven't already got a cake, um, maybe going for one of those ice-cream cakes from Baskin-Robbins. Those are very good. Very Delicious.","text_w_direction":"So I was thinking, if you haven't already got a cake, um, maybe going for one of those ice-cream cakes from Baskin-Robbins. Those are very good. Very Delicious.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":717,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Meredith's allergic to dairy, so...","text_w_direction":"Meredith's allergic to dairy, so...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":718,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"She's not the only one that's going to be eating it, right? I think everybody likes ice-cream cake. It's not, uh, it's not just about her, so...","text_w_direction":"She's not the only one that's going to be eating it, right? I think everybody likes ice-cream cake. It's not, uh, it's not just about her, so...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":719,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"It is... her birthday.","text_w_direction":"It is... her birthday.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":720,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Mint chocolate chip! That'd be good, how about some, mint chocolate chip?","text_w_direction":"Mint chocolate chip! That'd be good, how about some, mint chocolate chip?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":721,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, so listen, I was thinking that it might be a good idea if you and I formed an alliance. 'Cause of the downsizing? I think an alliance might be a good idea, you know. Help each other out.","text_w_direction":"Hey, so listen, I was thinking that it might be a good idea if you and I formed an alliance. 'Cause of the downsizing? I think an alliance might be a good idea, you know. Help each other out.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":722,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Do you want to form, an alliance, with me?","text_w_direction":"Do you want to form, an alliance, with me?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":723,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Absolutely, I do.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely, I do.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":724,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Good, good. Excellent, OK. Now we need to figure out who's vulnerable and who's protected...","text_w_direction":"Good, good. Excellent, OK. Now we need to figure out who's vulnerable and who's protected...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":725,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"At that moment, I was so happy. I mean, everything Dwight does annoys me.","text_w_direction":"At that moment, I was so happy. I mean, everything Dwight does annoys me.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":726,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Did you get your tickets?","text_w_direction":"Did you get your tickets?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":727,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"To what?","text_w_direction":"To what?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":728,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"The gun show.","text_w_direction":"The gun show. [Rolls up his sleeve and kisses his bicep]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":729,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"And I spend hours thinking of ways to get back at him, but only in ways that could get me arrested. And then here he comes and he says \"No, Jim, here's a way.\"","text_w_direction":"And I spend hours thinking of ways to get back at him, but only in ways that could get me arrested. And then here he comes and he says \"No, Jim, here's a way.\"","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":730,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"There's one other thing and this is important. Let's keep this alliance totally a secret. Don't tell anyone.","text_w_direction":"There's one other thing and this is important. Let's keep this alliance totally a secret. Don't tell anyone.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":731,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"An alliance?","text_w_direction":"An alliance?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":732,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Oh yeah.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":733,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"What does that even mean?","text_w_direction":"What does that even mean?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":734,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"I think it has something to do with Survivor, but I'm not sure.","text_w_direction":"I think it has something to do with Survivor, but I'm not sure.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":735,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Um, I know that it involves spying on people and we may build a fort, underground.","text_w_direction":"Um, I know that it involves spying on people and we may build a fort, underground.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":736,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim! Hey. Hi, Pam. Listen, could I talk to you a second about the... paper products?","text_w_direction":"Jim! Hey. Hi, Pam. Listen, could I talk to you a second about the... paper products?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":737,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Did you tell Pam about the alliance?","text_w_direction":"Did you tell Pam about the alliance?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":738,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"What? No.","text_w_direction":"What? No.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":739,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Just now.","text_w_direction":"Just now.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":740,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"What? Oh no no no. Dwight, no. I'm using her, for the alliance. Who knows the most information about this office? Pam.","text_w_direction":"What? Oh no no no. Dwight, no. I'm using her, for the alliance. Who knows the most information about this office? Pam.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":741,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Right, that's good, good, pursue this.","text_w_direction":"Right, that's good, good, pursue this.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":742,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Well I'm trying to. Do you see what I'm doing?","text_w_direction":"Well I'm trying to. Do you see what I'm doing?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":743,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Mmm hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmm hmm.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":744,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"But listen, I'm going to have to talk to her a lot. All right? And there may be chatting, and giggling. And you gotta just pretend to ignore it. Wipe it away.","text_w_direction":"But listen, I'm going to have to talk to her a lot. All right? And there may be chatting, and giggling. And you gotta just pretend to ignore it. Wipe it away.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":745,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Done.","text_w_direction":"Done.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":746,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":747,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Can you get her? She's right there. That is Meredith, the birthday girl. And this... is Meredith's card. Happy Bird-Day. Um, let's see. Jim, Jim wrote, \"Meredith, I heard you're turning 46, but, come on, you're an accountant. Just fudge the numbers.\" Not bad, pretty funny, I don't appreciate condoning corporate fraud though. Uh, here's the thing. Whatever I write here has to be really, really funny. Because people out there are expecting it. I've already set the bar really high. And they're all worried about their jobs, you know. It's kinda dark out there. Can you imagine if I wrote something like, uh, \"Oh, Meredith. Happy Birthday. You're great. Love, Michael.\"","text_w_direction":"[to the camera] Can you get her? She's right there. [camera zooms in on Meredith at here desk] That is Meredith, the birthday girl. And this... is Meredith's card. Happy Bird-Day. [laughs] Um, let's see. Jim, Jim wrote, \"Meredith, I heard you're turning 46, but, come on, you're an accountant. Just fudge the numbers.\" Not bad, pretty funny, I don't appreciate condoning corporate fraud though. Uh, here's the thing. Whatever I write here has to be really, really funny. Because people out there are expecting it. I've already set the bar really high. And they're all worried about their jobs, you know. It's kinda dark out there. Can you imagine if I wrote something like, uh, \"Oh, Meredith. Happy Birthday. You're great. Love, Michael.\" [pretends to vomit and laughs]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":748,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"They seem awfully chummy, don't you think?","text_w_direction":"They seem awfully chummy, don't you think?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":749,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, what do you think that's about?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, what do you think that's about?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":750,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Only one way to find out.","text_w_direction":"Only one way to find out.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":751,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"I'm on it.","text_w_direction":"I'm on it.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":752,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"You are not going to believe this.","text_w_direction":"You are not going to believe this.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":753,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"What? I believe it.","text_w_direction":"What? I believe it.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":754,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Well, tensions were high in the kitchen.","text_w_direction":"Well, tensions were high in the kitchen.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":755,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"I could tell, from the body language.","text_w_direction":"I could tell, from the body language.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":756,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Hey Kev, that looks good. What is it? Turkey?","text_w_direction":"Hey Kev, that looks good. What is it? Turkey?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":757,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Italian.","text_w_direction":"Italian.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":758,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, Italian. Nice. Wow! You got the works there. Red onion, provolone...","text_w_direction":"Oh, Italian. Nice. Wow! You got the works there. Red onion, provolone...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":759,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":760,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Toby and Kevin, they're trying to get Angela kicked off.","text_w_direction":"Toby and Kevin, they're trying to get Angela kicked off.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":761,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Good, let 'em. It helps our cause.","text_w_direction":"Good, let 'em. It helps our cause.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":762,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Well, I don't know, if Kevin's in accounting, and Toby's in Human Resources and they're talking...","text_w_direction":"Well, I don't know, if Kevin's in accounting, and Toby's in Human Resources and they're talking...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":763,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, they're forming an alliance","text_w_direction":"Oh, they're forming an alliance","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":764,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"I love their sandwiches.","text_w_direction":"I love their sandwiches.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":765,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"I love their sandwiches too.","text_w_direction":"I love their sandwiches too.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":766,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Their bread's really good.","text_w_direction":"Their bread's really good.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":767,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Their bread is very good.","text_w_direction":"Their bread is very good.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":768,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Damn it. God!","text_w_direction":"Damn it. God!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":769,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"OK, listen, we need to assume that everyone in the office is forming an alliance and is therefore trying to get us kicked off.","text_w_direction":"OK, listen, we need to assume that everyone in the office is forming an alliance and is therefore trying to get us kicked off.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":770,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"God... Damn it! Why us?","text_w_direction":"God... Damn it! Why us?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":771,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Because we're strong, Dwight. Because we're strong.","text_w_direction":"Because we're strong, Dwight. Because we're strong.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":772,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Meredith, Meredith... Meri... Mary had a little lamb. Mary... Meredith had a little lamb. Don't bring that lamb to work or it'll poop on the floor.","text_w_direction":"[staring at birthday card] Meredith, Meredith... Meri... Mary had a little lamb. Mary... Meredith had a little lamb. Don't bring that lamb to work or it'll poop on the floor.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":773,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, Oscar! Come on in. What's up?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Oscar! Come on in. What's up?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":774,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"Uh, I'm sorry to bother you.","text_w_direction":"Uh, I'm sorry to bother you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":775,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, not at all. Come on in. What's going on?","text_w_direction":"Oh, not at all. Come on in. What's going on?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":776,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"My nephew is involved with, um, a charity for cerebral palsy, and I was wondering if maybe you'd like to... you know... if...","text_w_direction":"My nephew is involved with, um, a charity for cerebral palsy, and I was wondering if maybe you'd like to... you know... if...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":777,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":778,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"Donate to the charity?","text_w_direction":"Donate to the charity?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":779,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, God. Of course I would. Get it over here. Get that over here.","text_w_direction":"Oh, God. Of course I would. Get it over here. Get that over here.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":780,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":781,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No, I'm always good... for some serious buckage. Wow. Two dollars, three dollars? People out here do not care about diseases. I am going to give you... $25.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm always good... for some serious buckage. Wow. Two dollars, three dollars? People out here do not care about diseases. I am going to give you... $25.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":782,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"That's... that's... that's very generous.","text_w_direction":"That's... that's... that's very generous.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":783,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, my gosh, well... Listen, Oscar, generosity and togetherness and community all convalescences into... morale. That's what I say, so...","text_w_direction":"Oh, my gosh, well... Listen, Oscar, generosity and togetherness and community all convalescences into... morale. That's what I say, so...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":784,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, Jim, can I talk to you for a second?","text_w_direction":"[whispering] Hey, Jim, can I talk to you for a second?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":785,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Sure, what's up?","text_w_direction":"Sure, what's up?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":786,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Um, I don't know, I'm just like, I'm going a little crazy 'cause I keep overhearing all these conversations between Michael and corporate about like, staff issues?","text_w_direction":"Um, I don't know, I'm just like, I'm going a little crazy 'cause I keep overhearing all these conversations between Michael and corporate about like, staff issues?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":787,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Oh no?","text_w_direction":"Oh no?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":788,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, he's making me take notes on these meetings and I'm, like, \"These people are my friends.\" But he's all like, \"This is confidential. You can't tell anybody.\" But I just feel like I want to... aaah. Just promise me you're not gonna say anything.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, he's making me take notes on these meetings and I'm, like, \"These people are my friends.\" But he's all like, \"This is confidential. You can't tell anybody.\" But I just feel like I want to... aaah. Just promise me you're not gonna say anything.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":789,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"No, will not, I'm not going to tell anybody. This is between you and me.","text_w_direction":"No, will not, I'm not going to tell anybody. This is between you and me.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":790,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"OK, yeah.","text_w_direction":"OK, yeah.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":791,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Jackpot.","text_w_direction":"Jackpot.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":792,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"That was beautiful. All her idea too. Awesome. She is so great.","text_w_direction":"That was beautiful. All her idea too. Awesome. She is so great.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":793,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Meredith, bad breath. Meredith has bad breath.","text_w_direction":"[looking at birthday card] Meredith, bad breath. Meredith has bad breath.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":794,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, you wanted to see me?","text_w_direction":"Hey, you wanted to see me?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":795,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. What do you know about Meredith?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. What do you know about Meredith?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":796,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't think she'd be missed.","text_w_direction":"I don't think she'd be missed.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":797,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"There's not going to be downsizing Dwight, OK? I just, I need to know a little bit more about my friend.","text_w_direction":"There's not going to be downsizing Dwight, OK? I just, I need to know a little bit more about my friend.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":798,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Name, Meredith Palmer. Uh, personal information, divorced twice, two kids. Uh, Employer, Dunder Mifflin Paper Incorporated. Awards, multiple Dundies.","text_w_direction":"Name, Meredith Palmer. Uh, personal information, divorced twice, two kids. Uh, Employer, Dunder Mifflin Paper Incorporated. Awards, multiple Dundies.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":799,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I know all that. I know all that. I just, I need something kind of embarrassing, you know. Kind of fun, inside.","text_w_direction":"I know all that. I know all that. I just, I need something kind of embarrassing, you know. Kind of fun, inside.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":800,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"She had a hysterectomy.","text_w_direction":"She had a hysterectomy.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":801,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Which one is that again?","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Which one is that again?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":802,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"That's where they remove the uterus.","text_w_direction":"That's where they remove the uterus.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":803,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Oh God! Dwight, no. I'm trying to write something funny. What am I going to do with a removed uterus?","text_w_direction":"Oh God! Dwight, no. I'm trying to write something funny. What am I going to do with a removed uterus?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":804,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"It could be kind of funny.","text_w_direction":"It could be kind of funny.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":805,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"You know what, I am on a deadline here, and just... OK. Thanks, thanks for your help. I'll work it out. Thank you Dwight. That was a waste of time.","text_w_direction":"You know what, I am on a deadline here, and just... OK. Thanks, thanks for your help. I'll work it out. Thank you Dwight. That was a waste of time.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":806,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"OK, here's the deal. All right? Pam says that one of the alliances is meeting in the warehouse during Meredith's birthday.","text_w_direction":"OK, here's the deal. All right? Pam says that one of the alliances is meeting in the warehouse during Meredith's birthday.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":807,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh my God, we have to be there.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, we have to be there.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":808,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"I know, but it's gonna be a little tough because there's no good place to hide there.","text_w_direction":"I know, but it's gonna be a little tough because there's no good place to hide there.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":809,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"No no, yes there is. Behind the shelves. Oh my God.","text_w_direction":"No no, yes there is. Behind the shelves. Oh my God.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":810,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"What? What?","text_w_direction":"What? What?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":811,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"I know. I know exactly what to do.","text_w_direction":"I know. I know exactly what to do.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":812,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"[gives Dwight a high five] Great.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":813,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm a deer hunter. I go all the time with my dad. One thing about deer, they have very good vision. One thing about me, I am better at hiding than they are... at vision.","text_w_direction":"I'm a deer hunter. I go all the time with my dad. One thing about deer, they have very good vision. One thing about me, I am better at hiding than they are... at vision.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":814,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"This is going to be perfect, OK? Centrally located. Perfect cover. I can hear and see everything.","text_w_direction":"This is going to be perfect, OK? Centrally located. Perfect cover. I can hear and see everything.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":815,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Good.","text_w_direction":"Good.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":816,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Michael? Are you done yet?","text_w_direction":"Michael? Are you done yet?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":817,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Almost there. Just a sec. Just a second. It is perfect, thank you. Excellent, here we go. It is time, thank you. OK, come on. Let's go! Get the cake. Here we go. Come on! Shhh. Be quiet.","text_w_direction":"Almost there. Just a sec. Just a second. It is perfect, thank you. Excellent, here we go. It is time, thank you. OK, come on. Let's go! Get the cake. Here we go. Come on! Shhh. Be quiet.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":818,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Wait, this isn't gonna work. The lid's open.","text_w_direction":"Wait, this isn't gonna work. The lid's open.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":819,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"So tape it down.","text_w_direction":"So tape it down.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":820,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"I can't do that. You won't be able to breathe.","text_w_direction":"I can't do that. You won't be able to breathe.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":821,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Look, I can breathe just fine. OK, but if it makes you feel better, I'll poke holes in the box.","text_w_direction":"Look, I can breathe just fine. OK, but if it makes you feel better, I'll poke holes in the box.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":822,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Thank you, thank you. OK.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, thank you. OK.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":823,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Everybody","text":"Surprise!","text_w_direction":"Surprise!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":824,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Meredith","text":"Oh! Surprise.","text_w_direction":"Oh! Surprise.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":825,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"No, it's ah...","text_w_direction":"No, it's ah...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":826,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"It's surprise Meredith. One, two...","text_w_direction":"It's surprise Meredith. One, two...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":827,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Everybody","text":"Happy birthday to you.","text_w_direction":"[tunelessly] Happy birthday to you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":828,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Find a key.","text_w_direction":"Find a key.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":829,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Everybody","text":"Happy birthday...","text_w_direction":"Happy birthday...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":830,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"So do you want me to stay here and, you know, stand next to the box?","text_w_direction":"So do you want me to stay here and, you know, stand next to the box?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":831,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"No, you need to go upstairs to the party so people don't notice we're both gone.","text_w_direction":"No, you need to go upstairs to the party so people don't notice we're both gone.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":832,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Right... That's good.","text_w_direction":"Right... That's good.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":833,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Can I trust Jim? I don't know. Do I have a choice? No, frankly, I don't. Will I trust Jim? Yes. Should I trust Jim? You tell me.","text_w_direction":"Can I trust Jim? I don't know. Do I have a choice? No, frankly, I don't. Will I trust Jim? Yes. Should I trust Jim? You tell me.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":834,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Everybody","text":"... birthday, dear Meredith Happy birthday to you...","text_w_direction":"[singing] ... birthday, dear Meredith Happy birthday to you...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":835,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"And many more!","text_w_direction":"And many more!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":836,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Stanley","text":"Last year, five years ago...","text_w_direction":"Last year, five years ago...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":837,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"You were surprised, weren't you?","text_w_direction":"You were surprised, weren't you?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":838,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Meredith","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":839,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"You looked freaked, man. We said \"Surprise.\" You were, like, \"What?\" \"What the hell's goin' on here?\" Good cake. Why don't you have some?","text_w_direction":"You looked freaked, man. We said \"Surprise.\" You were, like, \"What?\" \"What the hell's goin' on here?\" Good cake. Why don't you have some?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":840,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Meredith","text":"Uh, I can't. Um...","text_w_direction":"Uh, I can't. Um...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":841,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Come on. A little bit.","text_w_direction":"Come on. A little bit.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":842,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Meredith","text":"I can't eat dairy.","text_w_direction":"I can't eat dairy.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":843,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, right. God, too bad. It's so good.","text_w_direction":"Oh, right. God, too bad. It's so good.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":844,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Meredith","text":"Yeah, it makes me sick.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it makes me sick.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":845,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"You know what? If I were allergic to dairy, I think I'd kill myself. 'Cause this is way, way too good.","text_w_direction":"You know what? If I were allergic to dairy, I think I'd kill myself. 'Cause this is way, way too good.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":846,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"He's in a box?","text_w_direction":"He's in a box?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":847,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Pam, he's in a box. He's downstairs, in a box, on the floor, near the shelves. I'm serious. Go down there and work your magic.","text_w_direction":"Pam, he's in a box. He's downstairs, in a box, on the floor, near the shelves. I'm serious. Go down there and work your magic.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":848,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Hey where are you? Yeah, we were supposed to meet here. What? Oh my gosh! That ties in perfectly with something that Michael was telling me earlier! I just don't know what some of the people in, like, accounting are going to do? It said specifically that...","text_w_direction":"[on her cell phone] Hey where are you? Yeah, we were supposed to meet here. What? Oh my gosh! That ties in perfectly with something that Michael was telling me earlier! I just don't know what some of the people in, like, accounting are going to do? It said specifically that...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":849,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"[box falls over] Oh.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":850,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Jim, good party, huh? Just a little something I whipped up. You know, a little morale boost. No big deal.","text_w_direction":"Jim, good party, huh? Just a little something I whipped up. You know, a little morale boost. No big deal.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":851,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Speaking of which, I meant to tell you. Very impressive, the uh, donation you gave to Oscar's charity. What was it? 25 bucks?","text_w_direction":"Speaking of which, I meant to tell you. Very impressive, the uh, donation you gave to Oscar's charity. What was it? 25 bucks?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":852,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Well, you know, money isn't everything Jim. It's not the key to happiness. You know what is? Joy. You should remember that. Maybe you'll give more than three dollars next time.","text_w_direction":"Well, you know, money isn't everything Jim. It's not the key to happiness. You know what is? Joy. You should remember that. Maybe you'll give more than three dollars next time.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":853,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, well, three dollars a mile. It's gonna end up being like 50 bucks. So... God, I can't even calculate what you're gonna have to give.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well, three dollars a mile. It's gonna end up being like 50 bucks. So... God, I can't even calculate what you're gonna have to give.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":854,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Is Oscar around?","text_w_direction":"Is Oscar around?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":855,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I just thought it was kind of a flat, you know... 25 dollar, one-time donation. I didn't think it was per mile kinda deal. You know, so...","text_w_direction":"I just thought it was kind of a flat, you know... 25 dollar, one-time donation. I didn't think it was per mile kinda deal. You know, so...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":856,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"Well, that's what a walk-a-thon is.","text_w_direction":"Well, that's what a walk-a-thon is.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":857,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I know...","text_w_direction":"I know...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":858,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"It says it right on the sheet. Look, look at the sheet. It says, \"However many dollars per mile.\"","text_w_direction":"It says it right on the sheet. Look, look at the sheet. It says, \"However many dollars per mile.\"","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":859,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Right. Got it. Yes. So it does. Um...","text_w_direction":"Right. Got it. Yes. So it does. Um...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":860,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"I just think it's kind of cheap to un-donate money to a charity.","text_w_direction":"I just think it's kind of cheap to un-donate money to a charity.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":861,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no, no, no. That wasn't what I wasn't, that wasn't... No. It-it-it's not about the money. It's just... it... it's the ethics of the thing, Oscar. How's your nephew? Is he in good shape?","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no, no. That wasn't what I wasn't, that wasn't... No. It-it-it's not about the money. It's just... it... it's the ethics of the thing, Oscar. How's your nephew? Is he in good shape?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":862,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":863,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"How many miles did he do last year?","text_w_direction":"How many miles did he do last year?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":864,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"Last year, he walked 18 miles.","text_w_direction":"Last year, he walked 18 miles.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":865,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Son of a bitch. That is impressive.","text_w_direction":"Son of a bitch. That is impressive.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":866,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Happy Birthday.","text_w_direction":"Happy Birthday. [gives Meredith her card]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":867,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Read it out loud. And say who wrote everything so we know whose is the best.","text_w_direction":"Read it out loud. And say who wrote everything so we know whose is the best.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":868,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Meredith","text":"\"Happy Bird-day\" Um... \"Meredith, good news. You're not actually a year older because you work here, where time stands still.\"","text_w_direction":"\"Happy Bird-day\" Um... \"Meredith, good news. You're not actually a year older because you work here, where time stands still.\"","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":869,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know about that.","text_w_direction":"[under his breath] I don't know about that.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":870,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Meredith","text":"That was Stanley. \"Meredith, happy birthday, you're the best. Love, Pam.\"","text_w_direction":"That was Stanley. \"Meredith, happy birthday, you're the best. Love, Pam.\"","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":871,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Huh! Thanks, downer.","text_w_direction":"[pretends to vomit] Huh! Thanks, downer.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":872,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Meredith","text":"This is from Michael. \"Meredith, let's hope the only downsizing that happens to you is that someone downsizes your age.\"","text_w_direction":"This is from Michael. \"Meredith, let's hope the only downsizing that happens to you is that someone downsizes your age.\"","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":873,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Because of the downsizing. Rumors. And because you're gettin' old.","text_w_direction":"Because of the downsizing. Rumors. And because you're gettin' old.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":874,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Meredith","text":"No, I... I get it. It's funny.","text_w_direction":"No, I... I get it. It's funny.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":875,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"You didn't get the joke. So, that's cool. That's, you know what? Actually... I have a bunch of these, good ones, that I didn't use. Um... Oh, where's that? Oh, OK, here's a good one. Um... \"Hey Meredith, Liz Taylor called, she wants her age back and her divorces back.\" 'Cause Meredith's been divorced like, twice. Is that right?","text_w_direction":"[laughs] You didn't get the joke. So, that's cool. That's, you know what? Actually... I have a bunch of these, good ones, that I didn't use. Um... Oh, where's that? Oh, OK, here's a good one. Um... \"Hey Meredith, Liz Taylor called, she wants her age back and her divorces back.\" 'Cause Meredith's been divorced like, twice. Is that right?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":876,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Meredith","text":"You're right. You're right. Yes.","text_w_direction":"You're right. You're right. Yes.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":877,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Divorce. Um... OK, \"Meredith is so old...\"","text_w_direction":"Divorce. Um... OK, \"Meredith is so old...\"","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":878,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"How old is she?","text_w_direction":"How old is she?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":879,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Everybody? If... could do it? \"Meredith is so old...\"","text_w_direction":"Everybody? If... could do it? \"Meredith is so old...\"","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":880,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Everybody","text":"How old is she?","text_w_direction":"How old is she?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":881,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"\"She's so old, she went into an antique store and they kept her.\"","text_w_direction":"\"She's so old, she went into an antique store and they kept her.\"","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":882,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"That wasn't even mine. I got that off the Internet. Website. Um, don't get mad at me.","text_w_direction":"That wasn't even mine. I got that off the Internet. Website. Um, don't get mad at me.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":883,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"Uh, nice party Michael.","text_w_direction":"Uh, nice party Michael.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":884,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"This isn't my fault. Ladies, not your best effort. The streamers? I think we could have done better than that.","text_w_direction":"This isn't my fault. Ladies, not your best effort. The streamers? I think we could have done better than that.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":885,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Phyllis wanted red, I didn't.","text_w_direction":"Phyllis wanted red, I didn't.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":886,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh, boy... You...","text_w_direction":"Oh, boy... You...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":887,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"OK, we... all right. People, hold on, hold on. Just a second. OK, I think we're losing sight of what is really important here. And that is that we are... a group of people... who work together. I was... I really wasn't gonna flaunt this. I have made a very sizable donation to Oscar's nephew's... walkathon. $25.","text_w_direction":"OK, we... all right. People, hold on, hold on. Just a second. OK, I think we're losing sight of what is really important here. And that is that we are... a group of people... who work together. I was... I really wasn't gonna flaunt this. I have made a very sizable donation to Oscar's nephew's... walkathon. $25.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":888,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"Per mile.","text_w_direction":"Per mile.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":889,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Per mile, yes.","text_w_direction":"Per mile, yes.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":890,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"When I retire, I... don't want to just disappear to an island somewhere. I wanna be the guy who gives everything back.","text_w_direction":"When I retire, I... don't want to just disappear to an island somewhere. I wanna be the guy who gives everything back.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":891,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"A check for the kids, and for the team.","text_w_direction":"A check for the kids, and for the team.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":892,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I want it to be like... \"Hey, who donated that hospital wing that is saving so many lives?\" \"Um, well, I don't, I don't know. It was anonymous.\" \"Well, guess what, that was Michael Scott.\" \"But it was anonymous, how do you know?\" \"Because I'm him.\"","text_w_direction":"I want it to be like... \"Hey, who donated that hospital wing that is saving so many lives?\" \"Um, well, I don't, I don't know. It was anonymous.\" \"Well, guess what, [whispering] that was Michael Scott.\" \"But it was anonymous, how do you know?\" \"Because I'm him.\"","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":893,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"Thank you, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":894,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Come here. Don't cash that till Friday, OK?","text_w_direction":"Come here. [hugs Oscar and In a low voice] Don't cash that till Friday, OK?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":895,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"Really? Today?","text_w_direction":"Really? Today?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":896,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":897,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"Oh, Happy Birthday.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Happy Birthday.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":898,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":899,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"Yeah, I could say something.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I could say something.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":900,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"No, don't. Don't do that.","text_w_direction":"No, don't. Don't do that.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":901,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"OK, OK. I have something that totally tops the box.","text_w_direction":"OK, OK. I have something that totally tops the box.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":902,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, tell me, tell me.","text_w_direction":"Oh, tell me, tell me.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":903,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"OK. I have just convinced Dwight that he needs to go to Stamford and...... spy on our other branch. No no no.","text_w_direction":"OK. I have just convinced Dwight that he needs to go to Stamford and... [Pam starts laughing]... spy on our other branch. No no no.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":904,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"But before he does so, I told him that he should dye his hair to go undercover.","text_w_direction":"But before he does so, I told him that he should dye his hair to go undercover.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":905,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"That's perfect!","text_w_direction":"[laughing] That's perfect!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":906,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"If we can get him to drive to Connecticut... and put peroxide in his hair...","text_w_direction":"If we can get him to drive to Connecticut... and put peroxide in his hair...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":907,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Roy","text":"What the hell is this? What are you trying to cop a feel or something? Huh Halpert?","text_w_direction":"[yelling] What the hell is this? What are you trying to cop a feel or something? Huh Halpert?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":908,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"No, no, dude, no.","text_w_direction":"No, no, dude, no.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":909,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey, Hey!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":910,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"No, dude, no, I was just, listen! Whoa.","text_w_direction":"No, dude, no, I was just, listen! Whoa.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":911,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Come on.","text_w_direction":"Come on.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":912,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"God, I don't even, I don't even know how to explain this. Uh, um... Dwight, uh, asked me to be in an alliance. And then um... um... we were... we've just been messing with him. Uh, because of the whole alliance thing. Um...","text_w_direction":"God, I don't even, I don't even know how to explain this. Uh, um... Dwight, uh, asked me to be in an alliance. And then um... um... we were... we've just been messing with him. Uh, because of the whole alliance thing. Um...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":913,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"It's just office pranks.","text_w_direction":"It's just office pranks.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":914,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"It's stupid. It's, it's just office pranks.","text_w_direction":"It's stupid. It's, it's just office pranks.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":915,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Roy","text":"An alliance? What the hell is he talking about?","text_w_direction":"[looking at Dwight] An alliance? What the hell is he talking about?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":916,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"I have absolutely no idea.","text_w_direction":"I have absolutely no idea.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":917,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Roy","text":"Come on.","text_w_direction":"Come on.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":918,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Do I feel bad about betraying Jim? Not at all. That's the game. Convince him we're in an alliance, get some information, throw him to the wolves.","text_w_direction":"Do I feel bad about betraying Jim? Not at all. That's the game. Convince him we're in an alliance, get some information, throw him to the wolves.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":919,"season":1,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Alliance","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"That's politics baby. Get what you can out of someone, then crush them. I think Jim might have learned a very valuable lesson.","text_w_direction":"[With blonde hair] That's politics baby. Get what you can out of someone, then crush them. I think Jim might have learned a very valuable lesson.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2886,"air_date":"2005-04-12"}
{"index":920,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, you ready?","text_w_direction":"[to Jim] Hey, you ready?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":921,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"All right, all right, secret sign. Hey, Ryan. Very good. Excellent, excellent.","text_w_direction":"All right, all right, secret sign. Hey, Ryan. [Ryan holds up his bag] Very good. Excellent, excellent.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":922,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael!","text_w_direction":"Michael!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":923,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Today at lunchtime we're going to be playing the warehouse staff at a friendly little game of basketball. My idea. Last time I was down there, I noticed they'd put up a couple of hoops, and I play basketball every weekend. So I thought, \"This might be kinda fun.\" And so I started messing around and... I'm sinking a few, you know. Swish, swish, swish. Nothing but net. And their jaws just dropped to the floor. African-Americans! So... you know, it's really just a good friendly game, a reason to get together.","text_w_direction":"Today at lunchtime we're going to be playing the warehouse staff at a friendly little game of basketball. My idea. Last time I was down there, I noticed they'd put up a couple of hoops, and I play basketball every weekend. So I thought, \"This might be kinda fun.\" And so I started messing around and... I'm sinking a few, you know. Swish, swish, swish. Nothing but net. And their jaws just dropped to the floor. African-Americans! So... you know, it's really just a good friendly game, a reason to get together.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":924,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Pam, Pam, thank you ma'am. Messages, please. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Pam, Pam, thank you ma'am. Messages, please. Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":925,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael, can I talk to you, please? Privately? In your office? I think I should be on the team.","text_w_direction":"Michael, can I talk to you, please? Privately? In your office? I think I should be on the team.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":926,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No. And that's not me being mean, Dwight. That is based on your past behavior.","text_w_direction":"No. And that's not me being mean, Dwight. That is based on your past behavior.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":927,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, please.","text_w_direction":"Oh, please.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":928,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"When I let him come to my pick-up game...","text_w_direction":"[to camera] When I let him come to my pick-up game...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":929,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"I apologized for that.","text_w_direction":"I apologized for that.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":930,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I vouched for you.","text_w_direction":"[to Dwight] I vouched for you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":931,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael, I...","text_w_direction":"Michael, I...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":932,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I vouched for you in front of Todd Packer, Dwight. All right, here's what I'm going to do. The hand strikes and gives a flower. You are not going to play basketball. But I need somebody to come in and take over the holiday and weekend work calendar.","text_w_direction":"I vouched for you in front of Todd Packer, Dwight. All right, here's what I'm going to do. The hand strikes and gives a flower. You are not going to play basketball. But I need somebody to come in and take over the holiday and weekend work calendar.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":933,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"I can handle that.","text_w_direction":"I can handle that.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":934,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Good. Excellent, it'll be fun. Because corporate, uh, wants someone to be here on Saturday. And so we're going to have to have some people come in on the weekend, and I know nobody's gonna want to do it and I know everybody's gonna complain and bitch and I don't want to have to deal with that.","text_w_direction":"Good. Excellent, it'll be fun. Because corporate, uh, wants someone to be here on Saturday. And so we're going to have to have some people come in on the weekend, and I know nobody's gonna want to do it and I know everybody's gonna complain and bitch and I don't want to have to deal with that.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":935,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"And that's why you have an assistant regional manager.","text_w_direction":"And that's why you have an assistant regional manager.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":936,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yes it is. Assistant to the regional manager.","text_w_direction":"Yes it is. Assistant to the regional manager.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":937,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Same thing.","text_w_direction":"[to camera] Same thing.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":938,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No, it's not. It's lower, so...","text_w_direction":"No, it's not. It's lower, so...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":939,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"It's close.","text_w_direction":"It's close.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":940,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"So we need someone to work this Saturday and I think that, that should be...Jim.","text_w_direction":"So we need someone to work this Saturday and I think that, that should be...Jim.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":941,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"God, this is so sad. This is the smallest amount of power I've ever seen go to someone's head. Phyllis, can you believe this?","text_w_direction":"God, this is so sad. This is the smallest amount of power I've ever seen go to someone's head. Phyllis, can you believe this?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":942,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"Keep me out of it.","text_w_direction":"Keep me out of it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":943,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"My fiance has plans for us this Saturday. So I really hope that Dwight doesn't make me work. Maybe I should sleep with him? I'm kidding, kidding. Totally kidding.","text_w_direction":"My fiance has plans for us this Saturday. So I really hope that Dwight doesn't make me work. Maybe I should sleep with him? I'm kidding, kidding. Totally kidding.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":944,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"All right, managing by walking around. This is our warehouse. Or, as I like to call it, the whorehouse. But don't you call it that, I've earned the right.","text_w_direction":"All right, managing by walking around. This is our warehouse. Or, as I like to call it, the whorehouse. But don't you call it that, I've earned the right.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":945,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"Fine, don't worry about that.","text_w_direction":"Fine, don't worry about that.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":946,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"And here we have \"Mister Roger's Neighborhood.\" Come on over here. Hey, this is Ryan. He's temping upstairs.","text_w_direction":"And here we have \"Mister Roger's Neighborhood.\" Come on over here. Hey, this is Ryan. He's temping upstairs.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":947,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Lonny","text":"What's up?","text_w_direction":"What's up?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":948,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"And this is the foreman. Mista Ra-jahs.","text_w_direction":"And this is the foreman. Mista Ra-jahs.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":949,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"It's not my real name.","text_w_direction":"It's not my real name.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":950,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No, it's Darryl. Darryl is Mista Ra-jahs.","text_w_direction":"No, it's Darryl. Darryl is Mista Ra-jahs.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":951,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"Darryl Rogers?","text_w_direction":"Darryl Rogers?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":952,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"Darryl Philbin. Then Regis, then Rege, then Roger, then Mister Rogers.","text_w_direction":"Darryl Philbin. Then Regis, then Rege, then Roger, then Mister Rogers.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":953,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"And that is Lonny. And this is Roy. Roy dates Pam. You know, the uh, the best looking one upstairs.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] And that is Lonny. And this is Roy. Roy dates Pam. You know, the uh, the best looking one upstairs.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":954,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, yeah.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":955,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"You still getting it regular man? Huh? I mean, I can tell her it's part of the job! Rapport!","text_w_direction":"You still getting it regular man? Huh? I mean, I can tell her it's part of the job! Rapport!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":956,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"No, no, I know that the warranty's expired, but isn't it supposed to last longer than two years if it isn't defective? OK, fine, three years.","text_w_direction":"[on the phone] No, no, I know that the warranty's expired, but isn't it supposed to last longer than two years if it isn't defective? OK, fine, three years.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":957,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Pam gets a little down. Her toaster oven broke. Um, which she got at her engagement shower. Um, for a wedding that still has yet to be set... and that was three years ago.","text_w_direction":"Pam gets a little down. Her toaster oven broke. Um, which she got at her engagement shower. Um, for a wedding that still has yet to be set... and that was three years ago.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":958,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"So, um, one o'clock sharp and we've got a game on.","text_w_direction":"So, um, one o'clock sharp and we've got a game on.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":959,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"We're loading at one.","text_w_direction":"We're loading at one.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":960,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, I see, you're chickening out on me. You're bailing on me.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I see, you're chickening out on me. You're bailing on me.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":961,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"No, we got a truck going out at 1","text_w_direction":"No, we got a truck going out at 1","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":962,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, well, I'm glad that some time is a busy time because whenever I'm down here it doesn't seem too busy to me. Oh, oh. You can dish it out, but you can't take it. OK, fine, have it your way.","text_w_direction":"Oh, well, I'm glad that some time is a busy time because whenever I'm down here it doesn't seem too busy to me. Oh, oh. You can dish it out, but you can't take it. OK, fine, have it your way. [clucking and dancing like a chicken]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":963,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"All right, fine, you know what? One o'clock.","text_w_direction":"All right, fine, you know what? One o'clock.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":964,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"All right, see you at one.","text_w_direction":"All right, see you at one.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":965,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Are we ready for the game?","text_w_direction":"Are we ready for the game?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":966,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Everybody","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"[half-heartedly] Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":967,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I... yeah, yeah. I know, grumble, grumble. But you would follow me to the ends of the earth, grumbling all the way. Like that, uh, dwarf from Lord of the Rings.","text_w_direction":"I... yeah, yeah. I know, grumble, grumble. But you would follow me to the ends of the earth, grumbling all the way. Like that, uh, dwarf from Lord of the Rings.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":968,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Gimli.","text_w_direction":"Gimli.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":969,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Nerd. That is why you're not on the team.","text_w_direction":"Nerd. That is why you're not on the team.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":970,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Just trying to be helpful.","text_w_direction":"Just trying to be helpful.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":971,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, \"I'll help, Elwyn Dragonslayer, uh, ten points, power sword.\"","text_w_direction":"Uh, [in a nerdy voice] \"I'll help, Elwyn Dragonslayer, uh, ten points, power sword.\"","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":972,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"That's him.","text_w_direction":"That's him.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":973,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"OK, so, let's put together a starting line-up, shall we? Stanley of course.","text_w_direction":"OK, so, let's put together a starting line-up, shall we? Stanley of course.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":974,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"I'm sorry?","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":975,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Um, what do you play? Center?","text_w_direction":"Um, what do you play? Center?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":976,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"Why \"of course\"?","text_w_direction":"Why \"of course\"?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":977,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Uh...","text_w_direction":"Uh...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":978,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"What's that supposed to mean?","text_w_direction":"What's that supposed to mean?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":979,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, I don't know. I don't remember saying that.","text_w_direction":"Uh, I don't know. I don't remember saying that.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":980,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, I heard it.","text_w_direction":"Uh, I heard it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":981,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Well, people hear a lot of things, man. Um... other starters... Me, of course. I heard it that time.","text_w_direction":"Well, people hear a lot of things, man. Um... other starters... Me, of course. I heard it that time.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":982,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"I'd like to play if it's just for fun. I played basketball in school.","text_w_direction":"I'd like to play if it's just for fun. I played basketball in school.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":983,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Um... Yeah. Who else? We have Jim. We have Ryan, the new guy, right? Untested. Willing to prove himself now. A lot of passion, a lot of heart.","text_w_direction":"[ignores Phyllis)] Um... Yeah. Who else? We have Jim. We have Ryan, the new guy, right? Untested. Willing to prove himself now. A lot of passion, a lot of heart.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":984,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"But, I'm getting paid to skip lunch?","text_w_direction":"But, I'm getting paid to skip lunch?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":985,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":986,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":987,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, this is business. The, uh, business of team building and morale boosting. Uh, who else?","text_w_direction":"Yes, this is business. The, uh, business of team building and morale boosting. Uh, who else?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":988,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"I can help out, if you need me.","text_w_direction":"I can help out, if you need me.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":989,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I will use your talents come baseball season, my friend. Or if we box.","text_w_direction":"I will use your talents come baseball season, my friend. Or if we box.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":990,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"I have a hoop in my driveway.","text_w_direction":"I have a hoop in my driveway.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":991,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":992,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"I have a sports bra.","text_w_direction":"I have a sports bra.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":993,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, ridiculous.","text_w_direction":"No, no, ridiculous.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":994,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael, look. Missed it...","text_w_direction":"Michael, look. [Dwight throws paper at the garbage can] Missed it...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":995,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Close. All right, uh... Me, Stan the man, Jim, Ryan and Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Close. All right, uh... Me, Stan the man, Jim, Ryan and Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":996,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":997,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Sorry Phyllis.","text_w_direction":"Sorry Phyllis.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":998,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Can I be team captain?","text_w_direction":"Can I be team captain?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":999,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No, I'm team captain.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm team captain.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1000,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Can I be team manager?","text_w_direction":"Can I be team manager?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1001,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No, I am the team manager. You can be assistant to the team manager.","text_w_direction":"No, I am the team manager. You can be assistant to the team manager.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1002,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Assistant team manager?","text_w_direction":"Assistant team manager?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1003,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1004,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"OK, we'll see who's working this weekend then.","text_w_direction":"OK, we'll see who's working this weekend then.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1005,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Jim, you're in charge of the vacation schedule now.","text_w_direction":"Jim, you're in charge of the vacation schedule now.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1006,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Oh my God.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1007,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Threat neutralized.","text_w_direction":"Threat neutralized.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1008,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Off the backboard!","text_w_direction":"[hits Pam in the head with a piece of paper] Off the backboard!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1009,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Please don't throw garbage at me.","text_w_direction":"Please don't throw garbage at me.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1010,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, Pam with a zinger. Hey, Pam, how would you, like to be our cheerleader today? You know, some, ah, pigtails? A little, ah, halter top, you could tie that up. And you know, something a little, just, youthful, for a change. Just this once?","text_w_direction":"Oh, Pam with a zinger. Hey, Pam, how would you, like to be our cheerleader today? You know, some, ah, pigtails? A little, ah, halter top, you could tie that up. And you know, something a little, just, youthful, for a change. Just this once?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1011,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I don't think so Michael. Besides, I can't cheer against my fiance.","text_w_direction":"I don't think so Michael. Besides, I can't cheer against my fiance.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1012,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"I'll do it. Wear a little flouncey skirt if you want, and...","text_w_direction":"I'll do it. Wear a little flouncey skirt if you want, and...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1013,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, I bet you would. Just try not to be too gay on the court. And by gay I mean, um, you know, not in a homosexual way at all. I mean the uh, you know, like the bad-at-sports way. I think that goes without saying.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I bet you would. Just try not to be too gay on the court. And by gay I mean, um, you know, not in a homosexual way at all. I mean the uh, you know, like the bad-at-sports way. I think that goes without saying.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1014,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Maybe Angela would cheerlead.","text_w_direction":"Maybe Angela would cheerlead.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1015,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, yeah right.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah right.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1016,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"I'll do it.","text_w_direction":"I'll do it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1017,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, yuck, that's worse than you playing. ... 'Cause we need you as an alternate in case somebody gets hurt. That's where we need you. Blessed be those who sit and wait. You made it, suit up, you're on the team! All right, cool! Very good.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yuck, that's worse than you playing. ... 'Cause we need you as an alternate in case somebody gets hurt. That's where we need you. Blessed be those who sit and wait. You made it, suit up, you're on the team! All right, cool! Very good.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1018,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Oh-oh. Oh-oh. A spy from the warehouse. Trying to figure out our plays, huh, man?","text_w_direction":"Oh-oh. Oh-oh. A spy from the warehouse. Trying to figure out our plays, huh, man?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1019,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"Just getting a tea bag.","text_w_direction":"Just getting a tea bag.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1020,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Oh ho, oh, he's running. He's running. He's running, but he can't hide because you know what? One o'clock, you better bring your 'A' game. Because me, and my, posse guys are gonna be in your face. Right in your face!","text_w_direction":"Oh ho, oh, he's running. He's running. He's running, but he can't hide because you know what? One o'clock, you better bring your 'A' game. Because me, and my, posse guys are gonna be in your face. Right in your face!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1021,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"Why don't we make it more interesting? Loser buys dinner at Farley's.","text_w_direction":"Why don't we make it more interesting? Loser buys dinner at Farley's.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1022,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Whoa-ho. I like the way you think. You know what, I'm gonna take that one step further. Loser, works, on Saturday.","text_w_direction":"Whoa-ho. I like the way you think. You know what, I'm gonna take that one step further. Loser, works, on Saturday.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1023,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"No, that's not as much fun. You know what?","text_w_direction":"No, that's not as much fun. You know what?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1024,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1025,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"You're on.","text_w_direction":"You're on.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1026,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"OK. Cool, you're on. Don't screw this up.","text_w_direction":"OK. Cool, you're on. [to Dwight] Don't screw this up.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1027,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Classic beginner's mistake, eating before a game.","text_w_direction":"[to camera] Classic beginner's mistake, eating before a game.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1028,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Has anyone seen the first-aid kit? How many times have I told you? I'm the safety officer, not you.","text_w_direction":"Has anyone seen the first-aid kit? [Dwight holds the kit up] How many times have I told you? I'm the safety officer, not you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1029,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Basketball? It was kind of my thing in high school. And I'm, yeah, I'm looking forward to playing. You know, I think I'm gonna impress a few people in here.","text_w_direction":"Basketball? It was kind of my thing in high school. And I'm, yeah, I'm looking forward to playing. You know, I think I'm gonna impress a few people in here.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1030,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"You coming down?","text_w_direction":"You coming down?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1031,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, I'm just forwarding the phones.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I'm just forwarding the phones.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1032,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"You gonna wish me luck?","text_w_direction":"You gonna wish me luck?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1033,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, you're gonna need it.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you're gonna need it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1034,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Whoa.","text_w_direction":"Whoa.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1035,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Is that trash talk from Pam?","text_w_direction":"Is that trash talk from Pam?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1036,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I'm just saying, Roy is very competitive.","text_w_direction":"[laughing] I'm just saying, Roy is very competitive.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1037,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1038,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"And he wants to take the WaveRunners to the lake this Saturday so...","text_w_direction":"And he wants to take the WaveRunners to the lake this Saturday so...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1039,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Well, I'm going to the outlet mall on Saturday, so if you wanna save big on brand names and Roy has to work, which he will, because I'm also competitive, you should feel free to come along.","text_w_direction":"Well, I'm going to the outlet mall on Saturday, so if you wanna save big on brand names and Roy has to work, which he will, because I'm also competitive, you should feel free to come along.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1040,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Um, I think I'm gonna be up at the lake.","text_w_direction":"Um, I think I'm gonna be up at the lake.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1041,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"I think I'll see you at the mall. Yeah.","text_w_direction":"I think I'll see you at the mall. Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1042,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, there he is! Secret weapon! All right, guys, come on, let's bring it in! Here we go! OK, listen, this is just going to be a friendly game, right? We are all on the same team here, the Dunder Mifflin team. Of course, if you beat us, you're fired. That's a joke. OK, let's do it.","text_w_direction":"Hey, there he is! Secret weapon! All right, guys, come on, let's bring it in! Here we go! OK, listen, this is just going to be a friendly game, right? We are all on the same team here, the Dunder Mifflin team. Of course, if you beat us, you're fired. That's a joke. OK, let's do it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1043,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Have a good game man.","text_w_direction":"Have a good game man.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1044,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Roy","text":"Yeah, you too. Should be fun.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you too. Should be fun.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1045,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"All right, everybody stretch out a little bit. Stretch it. Full stretch. Ryan, you wanna stretch?","text_w_direction":"All right, everybody stretch out a little bit. Stretch it. Full stretch. Ryan, you wanna stretch?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1046,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"I stretched before I came.","text_w_direction":"I stretched before I came.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1047,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1048,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"OK, Ryan, you have Darryl. I have Roy.","text_w_direction":"OK, Ryan, you have Darryl. I have Roy.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1049,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Really? I thought I'd take Roy.","text_w_direction":"Really? I thought I'd take Roy.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1050,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Actually, I think Roy is their best player not Lonny. So, Dwight, you uh, have the East German gal. Uh, who else we got... Um...OK, all right, you guys.","text_w_direction":"Actually, I think Roy is their best player not Lonny. So, Dwight, you uh, have the East German gal. Uh, who else we got... Um...OK, all right, you guys.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1051,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"OK, we'll be skins!","text_w_direction":"[taking off his shirt] OK, we'll be skins!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1052,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Aw, come on Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Aw, come on Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1053,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"What? Shirts on or off?","text_w_direction":"What? Shirts on or off?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1054,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"On. Just put it on.","text_w_direction":"On. Just put it on.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1055,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"You sure?","text_w_direction":"You sure?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1056,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. Uh, Pam? You kind of have your foot in both camps, why don't you do the uh, jump ball OK?","text_w_direction":"Yes. Uh, Pam? You kind of have your foot in both camps, why don't you do the uh, jump ball OK?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1057,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Roy","text":"Don't listen to him Pam. Trust me, tip it my way or you're sleeping in the car.","text_w_direction":"Don't listen to him Pam. Trust me, tip it my way or you're sleeping in the car.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1058,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Stanley! What? You gotta be kidding me! !?! Oh... Here we go! Who's on him? Somebody get him!","text_w_direction":"Stanley! What? You gotta be kidding me! !?! [Roy steals the ball, and goes for a lay up] Oh... Here we go! [Lonny shoots and makes it] Who's on him? Somebody get him!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1059,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Teammates","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1060,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Roy","text":"That's what I'm talking about.","text_w_direction":"That's what I'm talking about.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1061,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Over here, over here. Here we go. Three! Let's go to the zone! We're going to zone!","text_w_direction":"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Over here, over here. [Jim saves the ball from going out of bounds and passes to Michael] Here we go. Three! [Shoots and misses] Let's go to the zone! We're going to zone!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1062,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"De-fense! De-fense!","text_w_direction":"De-fense! [clap, clap] [Michael joins in] De-fense! [clap clap]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1063,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael and Dwight","text":"De-fense! De-fense!","text_w_direction":"De-fense! De-fense!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1064,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Warehouse worker","text":"Well done team.","text_w_direction":"[Roy scores] Well done team.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1065,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Who's got Roy?","text_w_direction":"Who's got Roy? [Jim does a behind the back move around Roy for the basket]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1066,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Woo!","text_w_direction":"Woo!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1067,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Aw, come on! What is wrong with me today!? Usually hit those. Dwight, I was open. All right, let's go.","text_w_direction":"[misses a half court shot] Aw, come on! What is wrong with me today!? Usually hit those. [Dwight scores] Dwight, I was open. All right, let's go.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1068,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"OK, foul. Charging. Charging. That's a foul.","text_w_direction":"[Roy bumps Michael to get around him] OK, foul. Charging. Charging. That's a foul.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1069,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Roy","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1070,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"OK, I'll take it. OK.","text_w_direction":"OK, I'll take it. [misses free throw] OK.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1071,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"When I am playing hoops all of the stress and responsibility of my job here just melts away. It's gone, I'm in the zone.","text_w_direction":"When I am playing hoops all of the stress and responsibility of my job here just melts away. It's gone, I'm in the zone.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1072,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"What is wrong with me today?!","text_w_direction":"[misses another shot] What is wrong with me today?!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1073,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Who am I? Am I Michael Scott? I don't know... I might just be a basketball machine. What's Dunder Mifflin? I've never heard of it. Filing? Paperwork? Who cares? Possible downsizing? Um... well, that's probably gonna happen, actually.","text_w_direction":"Who am I? Am I Michael Scott? I don't know... I might just be a basketball machine. What's Dunder Mifflin? I've never heard of it. Filing? Paperwork? Who cares? Possible downsizing? Um... well, that's probably gonna happen, actually.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1074,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Jim! Jim! Jim, right here, Jim! Give me the ball! Ryan, cut! Whoa!","text_w_direction":"Jim! Jim! Jim, right here, Jim! Give me the ball! Ryan, cut! [Michael looks away and misses Jim's pass] Whoa!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1075,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"My bad.","text_w_direction":"My bad.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1076,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.","text_w_direction":"[scores] Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1077,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Lonny","text":"Where you at? Where you at? You over there? I'm over there.","text_w_direction":"[dancing] Where you at? Where you at? You over there? I'm over there.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1078,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"That is cool. Is that like the Robot?","text_w_direction":"That is cool. Is that like the Robot?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1079,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Nice! Come here!","text_w_direction":"[Ryan scores] Nice! Come here! [gives Ryan a chest bump]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1080,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"Can we just do one? That's cool, that's fine.","text_w_direction":"Can we just do one? That's cool, that's fine.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1081,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"You have one more free throw shoot. Come on.","text_w_direction":"You have one more free throw shoot. Come on.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1082,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Roy","text":"All right, let's go.","text_w_direction":"All right, let's go.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1083,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Warehouse worker","text":"Watch your back Madge.","text_w_direction":"Watch your back Madge.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1084,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Madge","text":"Hey! Come on man!","text_w_direction":"Hey! Come on man!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1085,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Come on! Hey, Dwight. Dwight!","text_w_direction":"Come on! Hey, Dwight. Dwight!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1086,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah! In your face!","text_w_direction":"[scores] Yeah! [points to Madge] In your face!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1087,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Madge","text":"Yeah, like that counts.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, like that counts.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1088,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"You know what? Dwight, Dwight...","text_w_direction":"You know what? Dwight, Dwight...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1089,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Football is like rock and roll, it's just bam-bam-boo... And basketball is like jazz, you know? You're kind of... Dupee-doo, dupee-do. It's all downbeat, it's in the pocket, it's like... Dupee-do, dupee-do, dapee-dah...","text_w_direction":"Football is like rock and roll, it's just bam-bam-boo... And basketball is like jazz, you know? You're kind of... Dupee-doo, dupee-do. It's all downbeat, it's in the pocket, it's like... [singing] Dupee-do, dupee-do, dapee-dah...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1090,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Du-du-du-du-dupee-do, de-do-do-do. Du-du-du-du-dupee-do, de-do-do-do. Harlem Globetrotter...","text_w_direction":"[singing] Du-du-du-du-dupee-do, de-do-do-do. Du-du-du-du-dupee-do, de-do-do-do. Harlem Globetrotter...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1091,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Roy","text":"Du-du-du-du-dupee-do. Your ball.","text_w_direction":"[steals the ball, scores, mimics singing] Du-du-du-du-dupee-do. Your ball.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1092,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"All right, time, time out. Come on, sales, over here. Bring it in! Come on!","text_w_direction":"All right, time, time out. Come on, sales, over here. Bring it in! Come on!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1093,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"What's going on? What's going on? You're playing like a bunch of girls.","text_w_direction":"What's going on? What's going on? You're playing like a bunch of girls.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1094,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"You know what? Let me take Roy.","text_w_direction":"You know what? Let me take Roy.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1095,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"All right, switch. Take it up a notch, come on.","text_w_direction":"All right, switch. Take it up a notch, come on.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1096,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Shoot, shoot it. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Foul! Naked aggression! Oh, that is... You all right Jim? Suck it up.","text_w_direction":"Shoot, shoot it. [Roy hits Jim in the mouth with his elbow] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Foul! Naked aggression! Oh, that is... You all right Jim? Suck it up.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1097,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"Block, block, block!","text_w_direction":"Block, block, block!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1098,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Madge","text":"He's afraid of you now.","text_w_direction":"He's afraid of you now.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1099,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Ouch! Oh, how much does it hurt? How much does it hurt?","text_w_direction":"[Jim makes a shot after pushing off Roy] Ouch! Oh, how much does it hurt? How much does it hurt?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1100,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"[Jim pushes Roy to the ground and makes another shot] Yes!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1101,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Roy","text":"What the hell man?","text_w_direction":"What the hell man?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1102,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Take it easy.","text_w_direction":"Take it easy.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1103,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Roy","text":"No, you take it easy.","text_w_direction":"No, you take it easy.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1104,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Watch the long passes, you guys!","text_w_direction":"[Darryl scores] Watch the long passes, you guys!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1105,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"Same team, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"[Dwight steals the ball from Ryan] Same team, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1106,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight!","text_w_direction":"Dwight!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1107,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"[scores] Yes!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1108,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! In, your, face! Angela, what's the score?","text_w_direction":"[Phyllis scores] Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! In, your, face! Angela, what's the score?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1109,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"You're ahead.","text_w_direction":"You're ahead.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1110,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, baby, here we go!","text_w_direction":"Yeah, baby, here we go!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1111,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Jim! Jim! Right here! Ow! God! Hold it!","text_w_direction":"[Jim has the ball] Jim! Jim! Right here! [runs into the elbow of the guy guarding him] Ow! God! Hold it!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1112,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Worker","text":"I'm sorry.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1113,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Foul! Foul!","text_w_direction":"Foul! Foul!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1114,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Worker","text":"I'm sorry. You all right?","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry. You all right?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1115,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, that hurts.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that hurts.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1116,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Worker","text":"Sorry, I didn't mean to do that.","text_w_direction":"Sorry, I didn't mean to do that.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1117,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"What's your problem man? Gah, just clocking me for no reason?","text_w_direction":"What's your problem man? Gah, just clocking me for no reason?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1118,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"Take your shot man!","text_w_direction":"Take your shot man!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1119,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no, no. That was a flagrant, personal, intentional foul. Right there.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no. That was a flagrant, personal, intentional foul. Right there.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1120,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Worker","text":"No it wasn't.","text_w_direction":"No it wasn't.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1121,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, it was. You know what, I'm just being fair.","text_w_direction":"[mocking voice] Yes, it was. You know what, I'm just being fair.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1122,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Worker","text":"Oh, really? No, I just put my arm up...","text_w_direction":"Oh, really? No, I just put my arm up...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1123,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Game over. Game over. That is it! I'm sorry, you know? I hate to do it this way but, you know, that's just... we're having a friendly game. It's a shame. This is a damn shame, but we're like a family here and that just, that won't fly.","text_w_direction":"Game over. Game over. That is it! I'm sorry, you know? I hate to do it this way but, you know, that's just... we're having a friendly game. It's a shame. This is a damn shame, but we're like a family here and that just, that won't fly.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1124,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"This is a cold pack...","text_w_direction":"This is a cold pack...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1125,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Here, give me that. You have to break the interior bag.","text_w_direction":"Here, give me that. You have to break the interior bag. [bag explodes]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1126,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Thanks Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Thanks Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1127,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Lonny","text":"Wait, what does that mean? What is it, a tie? What's going on?","text_w_direction":"Wait, what does that mean? What is it, a tie? What's going on?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1128,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Well, let's just say whoever was ahead won.","text_w_direction":"Well, let's just say whoever was ahead won.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1129,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"That was you.","text_w_direction":"That was you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1130,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"It was us? Really? I didn't, I didn't know. Great, I mean, I guess you guys are working Saturday. Your face.","text_w_direction":"It was us? Really? I didn't, I didn't know. Great, I mean, I guess you guys are working Saturday. Your face.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1131,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Roy","text":"No, no, no, I'm not coming in on Saturday.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, I'm not coming in on Saturday.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1132,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah, this isn't happening.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, this isn't happening.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1133,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Um... well, you guys, you know, I'm the boss so...","text_w_direction":"Um... well, you guys, you know, I'm the boss so...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1134,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Lonny","text":"So what's that? We're coming in on Monday, right?","text_w_direction":"So what's that? We're coming in on Monday, right?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1135,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, hey...","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1136,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Lonny","text":"Monday?","text_w_direction":"Monday?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1137,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"You guys believed me? Come on. Dogs, you know, you should know me better than that. No, oh, do you think that would've been good for morale? No. No. No. Exactly, no. I'm embarrassed it was even that close though. So... nah, of course, we're coming in Saturday. Good game. Word.","text_w_direction":"[laughing] You guys believed me? Come on. Dogs, you know, you should know me better than that. No, oh, do you think that would've been good for morale? No. No. No. Exactly, no. I'm embarrassed it was even that close though. So... nah, of course, we're coming in Saturday. Good game. Word.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1138,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"...so I talked to the scout, it looks good.","text_w_direction":"[to Pam] ...so I talked to the scout, it looks good.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1139,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Mmm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1140,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"I didn't sign anything.","text_w_direction":"I didn't sign anything.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1141,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Roy","text":"Hey baby.","text_w_direction":"Hey baby.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1142,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1143,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Roy","text":"Look at Larry Bird. Larry Legend.","text_w_direction":"[to Jim] Look at Larry Bird. Larry Legend.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1144,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, he's, uh, pretty good, huh? Let's get you into a tub.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, he's, uh, pretty good, huh? [to Roy] Let's get you into a tub.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1145,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Roy","text":"Yeah? Let's get you into a tub.","text_w_direction":"Yeah? Let's get you into a tub.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1146,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, what a game, huh? What a game.","text_w_direction":"Hey, what a game, huh? What a game.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1147,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"What time do we have to come in?","text_w_direction":"What time do we have to come in?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1148,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Come on. Let's not be gloomy here man. We're all in this together. We're a team. You know what? Screw corporate, nobody's coming in tomorrow. You have the day off. Like coming in an extra day is gonna prevent us from being downsized. Have a good weekend.","text_w_direction":"Come on. Let's not be gloomy here man. We're all in this together. We're a team. You know what? Screw corporate, nobody's coming in tomorrow. You have the day off. Like coming in an extra day is gonna prevent us from being downsized. Have a good weekend.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1149,"season":1,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Basketball","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"The great thing about sports is that it is all about character. And you can learn lessons about life even if you don't win. But we did because we were ahead.","text_w_direction":"The great thing about sports is that it is all about character. And you can learn lessons about life even if you don't win. But we did because we were ahead.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":3179,"air_date":"2005-04-19"}
{"index":1150,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jan","text":"Are you listening to me Michael?","text_w_direction":"Are you listening to me Michael?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1151,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Affirmative.","text_w_direction":"Affirmative.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1152,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jan","text":"What did I just say?","text_w_direction":"What did I just say?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1153,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You just said, let me uh... check my notes. You just said...","text_w_direction":"You just said, let me uh... check my notes. You just said...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1154,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jan","text":"Alan and I have created an incentive program to increase sales.","text_w_direction":"Alan and I have created an incentive program to increase sales.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1155,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, hey how is Alan? Tell Alan that the Mets suck! Okay? From me, big time. Go Pirates!","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey how is Alan? Tell Alan that the Mets suck! Okay? From me, big time. Go Pirates!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1156,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jan","text":"I'm not going to do that Michael.","text_w_direction":"I'm not going to do that Michael.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1157,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay","text_w_direction":"Okay","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1158,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jan","text":"We've created an incentive program to increase sales.","text_w_direction":"We've created an incentive program to increase sales.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1159,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, huh.","text_w_direction":"Uh, huh.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1160,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jan","text":"At the end of the month you can reward your top seller with a prize worth up to a thousand dollars.","text_w_direction":"At the end of the month you can reward your top seller with a prize worth up to a thousand dollars.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1161,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Whoa. Howdy-ho. Wow, a thousand big ones. That's cool. Do I uh, do I get to pick the prize?","text_w_direction":"Whoa. Howdy-ho. Wow, a thousand big ones. That's cool. Do I uh, do I get to pick the prize?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1162,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jan","text":"Uh, yes. Yes you can.","text_w_direction":"Uh, yes. Yes you can.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1163,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Um, question","text_w_direction":"Um, question","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1164,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jan","text":"No, Michael. No. You can't win this prize.","text_w_direction":"No, Michael. No. You can't win this prize.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1165,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I didn't mean me!","text_w_direction":"I didn't mean me!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1166,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well, first what we have to do is find out what motivates people more than anything else.","text_w_direction":"Well, first what we have to do is find out what motivates people more than anything else.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1167,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"s*x.","text_w_direction":"s*x.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1168,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"It's illegal. Can't do that. Next best thing.","text_w_direction":"It's illegal. Can't do that. Next best thing.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1169,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Torture.","text_w_direction":"Torture.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1170,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Tah, come on Dwight. Just help me out here. That's just stupid.","text_w_direction":"Tah, come on Dwight. Just help me out here. That's just stupid.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1171,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Uh, Michael?","text_w_direction":"Uh, Michael?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1172,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Pam!","text_w_direction":"Pam!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1173,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, there's a...","text_w_direction":"Hey, there's a...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1174,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Burger with cheese!","text_w_direction":"Burger with cheese!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1175,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"There's a person here...","text_w_direction":"There's a person here...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1176,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"And fries!","text_w_direction":"And fries!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1177,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"There's...","text_w_direction":"There's...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1178,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"And shake! What? Go ahead.","text_w_direction":"And shake! What? Go ahead.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1179,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"There's a person here who wants to sell handbags.","text_w_direction":"There's a person here who wants to sell handbags.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1180,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no. No vendors in the office. That is a distraction.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no. No vendors in the office. That is a distraction.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1181,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, I told her you'd talk to her.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I told her you'd talk to her.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1182,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Pam. Pam. Come on, I'm busy. So just tell her to go away.","text_w_direction":"Pam. Pam. Come on, I'm busy. So just tell her to go away.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1183,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1184,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oooh, alright I'll talk to her.","text_w_direction":"[exhales loudly, looks out window and sees Katy] Oooh, alright I'll talk to her.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1185,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"This one is hand embroidered.","text_w_direction":"This one is hand embroidered.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1186,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"All right girls break it up, you're being infiltrated. Cock in the henhouse.","text_w_direction":"All right girls break it up, you're being infiltrated. Cock in the henhouse.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1187,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Cocks in the henhouse.","text_w_direction":"Cocks in the henhouse.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1188,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Don't say cocks. Oh, what is your name, my fair lass?","text_w_direction":"Don't say cocks. Oh, what is your name, my fair lass?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1189,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"Katy.","text_w_direction":"Katy.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1190,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Ah, Katy. Wow. Look at you. You are, uh you're like the new and improved Pam. Pam 6.0.","text_w_direction":"Ah, Katy. Wow. Look at you. You are, uh you're like the new and improved Pam. Pam 6.0.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1191,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, look. Oh hey, no catfights you two. I'm against violence in the workplace.","text_w_direction":"Oh, look. Oh hey, no catfights you two. I'm against violence in the workplace.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1192,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"So am I.","text_w_direction":"So am I.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1193,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Nobody cares what you think.","text_w_direction":"Nobody cares what you think.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1194,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Doesn't matter.","text_w_direction":"Doesn't matter.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1195,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"So uh, you know what? I usually don't allow solicitors in the office but today I am going to break some rules, and you can have the conference room. It's yours. All day.","text_w_direction":"So uh, you know what? I usually don't allow solicitors in the office but today I am going to break some rules, and you can have the conference room. It's yours. All day.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1196,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"Wow, thanks.","text_w_direction":"Wow, thanks.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1197,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"There's an HR meeting in there at 11","text_w_direction":"There's an HR meeting in there at 11","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1198,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well, lets put 'em in the hallway. Give 'em some chairs. Right? Decisiveness. One of the keys to success according to Small Businessman.","text_w_direction":"Well, lets put 'em in the hallway. Give 'em some chairs. Right? Decisiveness. One of the keys to success according to Small Businessman.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1199,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I do. I read Small Business man. I also uh, subscribe to USA Today and American Way Magazine, that's the in-flight magazine. Some great articles in that. They did this great profile last month of Doris Roberts and where she likes to eat when she's in Phoenix. Illuminating.","text_w_direction":"I do. I read Small Business man. I also uh, subscribe to USA Today and American Way Magazine, that's the in-flight magazine. Some great articles in that. They did this great profile last month of Doris Roberts and where she likes to eat when she's in Phoenix. Illuminating.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1200,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"This is my conference room. So please, uh, make yourself at home. Whatever you need, I'm right on the other side of this wall. used to be a window here. There's not anymore. So, that's where I will be.","text_w_direction":"This is my conference room. So please, uh, make yourself at home. Whatever you need, I'm right on the other side of this wall. [knocks on wall] used to be a window here. There's not anymore. So, that's where I will be.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1201,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"So if you need anything else, something to make you more confortable just don't hesitate to ask. I'm right here.","text_w_direction":"So if you need anything else, something to make you more confortable just don't hesitate to ask. I'm right here.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1202,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"I guess a cup of coffee would be great.","text_w_direction":"I guess a cup of coffee would be great.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1203,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Wait a second. I should have spotted another addict. Uh, gotta love the 'bucks.","text_w_direction":"Wait a second. I should have spotted another addict. Uh, gotta love the 'bucks.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1204,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1205,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"It's like a slang for Starbucks. They're all over the place. Oh, man, that place is like the promised land to me. What a business model too. Ah, too bad we don't have the good stuff here.","text_w_direction":"It's like a slang for Starbucks. They're all over the place. Oh, man, that place is like the promised land to me. What a business model too. Ah, too bad we don't have the good stuff here.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1206,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"Regular coffee is fine.","text_w_direction":"Regular coffee is fine.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1207,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Nah, it's not. it's spppplllibbb","text_w_direction":"Nah, it's not. it's spppplllibbb","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1208,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"No really it is.","text_w_direction":"No really it is.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1209,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, here's the thing. Y'know I do my best to be my own man and go by the beat of a different drummer and nobody gets me, and they're always putting up walls and I'm always tearing 'em down, just breakin' down barriers, that's what I do all day. So a coffee, regular coffee for you. High test, or unleaded?","text_w_direction":"No, here's the thing. Y'know I do my best to be my own man and go by the beat of a different drummer and nobody gets me, and they're always putting up walls and I'm always tearing 'em down, just breakin' down barriers, that's what I do all day. So a coffee, regular coffee for you. High test, or unleaded?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1210,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"Bring it on.","text_w_direction":"Bring it on.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1211,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh. Woo, I will. I will bring it on. Ah, all right.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Woo, I will. I will bring it on. Ah, all right.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1212,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"So are you jealous 'cause there's another girl around?","text_w_direction":"So are you jealous 'cause there's another girl around?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1213,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1214,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"She's prettier than you though.","text_w_direction":"She's prettier than you though.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1215,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"That's a very rude thing to say, Kevin.","text_w_direction":"That's a very rude thing to say, Kevin.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1216,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"","text_w_direction":"[nods]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1217,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"So do you like the periwinkle and the purples?","text_w_direction":"So do you like the periwinkle and the purples?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1218,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"The purse girl hits everything on my checklist. Creamy skin. Straight teeth. Curly hair. Amazing breasts. Not for me, for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies.","text_w_direction":"The purse girl hits everything on my checklist. Creamy skin. Straight teeth. Curly hair. Amazing breasts. Not for me, for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1219,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"There ya go. Nice steaming cup o'joe.","text_w_direction":"[handing Katy a mug of coffee] There ya go. Nice steaming cup o'joe.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1220,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1221,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I have an idea. Why don't I introduce you around, you know you can kind of get your foot in the door, meet potential clientele, right?","text_w_direction":"I have an idea. Why don't I introduce you around, you know you can kind of get your foot in the door, meet potential clientele, right?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1222,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"Gosh, I would love to but, my purses, I should, um...","text_w_direction":"Gosh, I would love to but, my purses, I should, um...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1223,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, um, well, we could have Ryan take a look. Ryan, would you look after the purses, please?","text_w_direction":"Oh, um, well, we could have Ryan take a look. Ryan, would you look after the purses, please?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1224,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"I'm installing File Share on all the computers.","text_w_direction":"I'm installing File Share on all the computers.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1225,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, well, bladdy-bluda-blah-blah. Techno-babble. Just do it, okay. We have company. Right?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well, bladdy-bluda-blah-blah. Techno-babble. Just do it, okay. We have company. Right?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1226,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You should sell a lot here because this branch made over a million dollars last year. Not that we're all millionaires. I'm probably closest. So here's Oscar. Oscar, this is Katy.","text_w_direction":"You should sell a lot here because this branch made over a million dollars last year. Not that we're all millionaires. I'm probably closest. So here's Oscar. Oscar, this is Katy.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1227,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"I'm on the phone.","text_w_direction":"I'm on the phone.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1228,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oooh-ooh. Oscar the grouch. Right? I thought of that.","text_w_direction":"Oooh-ooh. Oscar the grouch. Right? I thought of that.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1229,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"That was on Sesame Street.","text_w_direction":"That was on Sesame Street.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1230,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I know. I know. I made the connection. Can you believe he'd never heard that before he worked here?","text_w_direction":"I know. I know. I made the connection. Can you believe he'd never heard that before he worked here?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1231,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"No, I don't believe that.","text_w_direction":"No, I don't believe that.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1232,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I know, it's unbelievable.","text_w_direction":"I know, it's unbelievable.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1233,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"It's nice having Katy around. It's another person for Michael to um, interact with.","text_w_direction":"It's nice having Katy around. It's another person for Michael to um, interact with.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1234,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Here is Toby from Human Resources. Katy, Toby.","text_w_direction":"Here is Toby from Human Resources. Katy, Toby.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1235,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"Hi","text_w_direction":"Hi","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1236,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Hi, nice to meet you.","text_w_direction":"Hi, nice to meet you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1237,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Toby, Katy.","text_w_direction":"Toby, Katy.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1238,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Hey, um did you go to uh, Bishop O'Hara?","text_w_direction":"Hey, um did you go to uh, Bishop O'Hara?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1239,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1240,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Yeah, me too.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, me too.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1241,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"Cool. What year were you there?","text_w_direction":"Cool. What year were you there?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1242,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Eighty-nine.","text_w_direction":"Eighty-nine.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1243,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Toby's divorced. He uh, guh recently, right?","text_w_direction":"Toby's divorced. He uh, guh recently, right?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1244,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1245,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You and your wife, and you have kids.","text_w_direction":"You and your wife, and you have kids.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1246,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"A girl.","text_w_direction":"A girl.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1247,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh that so - that was really messy. He slept one night in your car too?","text_w_direction":"Oh that so - that was really messy. He slept one night in your car too?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1248,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"","text_w_direction":"[looks resigned]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1249,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"I should probably get back to my table.","text_w_direction":"I should probably get back to my table.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1250,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Alright. Cool. See ya in a bit. Oh, she's cute. Cutie-pie. Back to work.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Alright. Cool. See ya in a bit. [looks at picture on Toby's desk] Oh, she's cute. Cutie-pie. Back to work.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1251,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I live by one rule. No office romances. No way. Very messy. Inappropriate. No. But, I live by another rule","text_w_direction":"I live by one rule. No office romances. No way. Very messy. Inappropriate. No. But, I live by another rule","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1252,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Roy","text":"Hey, Jimmy what do you think of that little purse girl, huh?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Jimmy what do you think of that little purse girl, huh?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1253,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Cute, sure, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Cute, sure, yeah.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1254,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Roy","text":"Why don't you get on that?","text_w_direction":"Why don't you get on that?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1255,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"She's not really my type.","text_w_direction":"She's not really my type.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1256,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Roy","text":"What are you gay?","text_w_direction":"What are you gay?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1257,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Hmmm, I don't think so. Nope.","text_w_direction":"Hmmm, I don't think so. Nope.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1258,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"What is your type?","text_w_direction":"What is your type?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1259,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Moms, primarily. Yep. Soccer moms. Single moms. NASCAR moms. Any type of moms, really.","text_w_direction":"[glances at Pam] Moms, primarily. Yep. Soccer moms. Single moms. NASCAR moms. Any type of moms, really.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1260,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Roy","text":"That's disgusting.","text_w_direction":"That's disgusting.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1261,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Stay away from my mom.","text_w_direction":"Stay away from my mom.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1262,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Too late, Kev.","text_w_direction":"Too late, Kev.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1263,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Roy","text":"Man, I would be all over that if I wasn't dating Pam.","text_w_direction":"[Katy walks through breakroom] Man, I would be all over that if I wasn't dating Pam.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1264,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"We're not dating, we're engaged.","text_w_direction":"We're not dating, we're engaged.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1265,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Roy","text":"Engaged, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Engaged, yeah.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1266,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Pam and I are good buddies. I'm sort of Pam's go-to guy for her problems. You know with stuff like work, or uh, her fiance Roy. Or uh... Nope, those are pretty much her only two problems.","text_w_direction":"Pam and I are good buddies. I'm sort of Pam's go-to guy for her problems. You know with stuff like work, or uh, her fiance Roy. Or uh... Nope, those are pretty much her only two problems.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1267,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"She'd be perfect for you.","text_w_direction":"She'd be perfect for you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1268,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Hmmm... she's been talking to Michael a lot.","text_w_direction":"Hmmm... she's been talking to Michael a lot.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1269,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"So, what? You're Assistant Regional Manager.","text_w_direction":"So, what? You're Assistant Regional Manager.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1270,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Assistant to the Regional Manager.","text_w_direction":"Assistant to the Regional Manager.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1271,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Well, you know what Dwight? He's your work boss, okay? He is not your relationship boss.","text_w_direction":"Well, you know what Dwight? He's your work boss, okay? He is not your relationship boss.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1272,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"That's true.","text_w_direction":"That's true.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1273,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Plus you have so much more to talk to this girl about, You're both um, salesmen. I mean that's something right there.","text_w_direction":"Plus you have so much more to talk to this girl about, You're both um, salesmen. I mean that's something right there.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1274,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"True. Plus I can talk to her about the origins of my last name.","text_w_direction":"True. Plus I can talk to her about the origins of my last name.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1275,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"It's all gold.","text_w_direction":"It's all gold.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1276,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"Guys are usually my best customers, they buy the high end stuff like the beads and the sequins and stuff. For gifts, you know? They don't know what they are looking at. So I make suggestions.","text_w_direction":"Guys are usually my best customers, they buy the high end stuff like the beads and the sequins and stuff. For gifts, you know? They don't know what they are looking at. So I make suggestions.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1277,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Alright. Here's the thing okay, you just keep talking to her. If you hit a stall you have a perfect fall back.","text_w_direction":"Alright. Here's the thing okay, you just keep talking to her. If you hit a stall you have a perfect fall back.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1278,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"What's that?","text_w_direction":"What's that?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1279,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"You buy a purse.","text_w_direction":"You buy a purse.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1280,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't want a purse. Purses are for girls.","text_w_direction":"I don't want a purse. Purses are for girls.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1281,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight, that's not necessarily true. Do you read GQ?","text_w_direction":"Dwight, that's not necessarily true. Do you read GQ?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1282,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1283,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, I do. There like mini briefcases, alright? Lots of guys have them.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I do. There like mini briefcases, alright? Lots of guys have them.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1284,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Like those?","text_w_direction":"Like those?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1285,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yes. Listen, you are spending way too much time talking to me, when you could be talking to her.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Listen, you are spending way too much time talking to me, when you could be talking to her.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1286,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, I'm just going to use the bathroom, and then I'm going...","text_w_direction":"Okay, I'm just going to use the bathroom, and then I'm going...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1287,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No. You don't need the bathroom. You've got it. Go.","text_w_direction":"No. You don't need the bathroom. You've got it. Go.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1288,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, shhhh stop... stop whatever you're doing because this is going to be good.","text_w_direction":"Okay, shhhh stop... stop whatever you're doing because this is going to be good.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1289,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"","text_w_direction":"[smiles]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1290,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Hi my name's Dwight Schrute and I would like to buy a purse from you. Good lord, look at these purses! This is something special. Oh my God is this Salvatore Di-chini-asta?","text_w_direction":"[mimicing Dwight in high-falsetto voice] Hi my name's Dwight Schrute and I would like to buy a purse from you. Good lord, look at these purses! This is something special. Oh my God is this Salvatore Di-chini-asta?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1291,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh definitely, definitely step in and out of it like that.","text_w_direction":"[mimicing Katy] Oh definitely, definitely step in and out of it like that.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1292,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yes, well I want to stress test it. You know, in case anything happens.","text_w_direction":"Yes, well I want to stress test it. You know, in case anything happens.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1293,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1294,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh! That was really. This is necessary to do to really give it a good workout. This is the ooooh... This is the prettiest one of all.","text_w_direction":"Oh! That was really. [Dwight hits purse against table] This is necessary to do to really give it a good workout. This is the ooooh... This is the prettiest one of all.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1295,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh...","text_w_direction":"Oh...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1296,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I'm going to be the prettiest girl in the ball. Oh, how much?","text_w_direction":"I'm going to be the prettiest girl in the ball. Oh, how much?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1297,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, God. It's sad. It's so sad.","text_w_direction":"Oh, God. It's sad. It's so sad.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1298,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Here he comes, shhh...","text_w_direction":"[whispering] Here he comes, shhh...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1299,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Good.","text_w_direction":"[gives Dwight a thumbs-up - mouths the word] Good.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1300,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"","text_w_direction":"[smiles in agreement]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1301,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"He did pick a good one.","text_w_direction":"He did pick a good one.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1302,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"You're horrible.","text_w_direction":"You're horrible.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1303,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"This one's really good for a hot date.","text_w_direction":"This one's really good for a hot date.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1304,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, what's that?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, what's that?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1305,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"","text_w_direction":"[laughs]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1306,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I'm engaged. So...","text_w_direction":"I'm engaged. So...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1307,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"Congratulations. You need a hot date more than anyone.","text_w_direction":"Congratulations. You need a hot date more than anyone.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1308,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I wished, right?","text_w_direction":"I wished, right?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1309,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Giggle-giggle, juji-juji, I get it, I get it. Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood over here right? So how's that uh, coffee from earlier?","text_w_direction":"Giggle-giggle, juji-juji, I get it, I get it. Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood over here right? [to Katy] So how's that uh, coffee from earlier?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1310,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"Good.","text_w_direction":"Good.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1311,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Ah, I knew it. Guzzled it down. You greedy little thing. So, uh, Pam is this your lunch break, or was that earlier when you were eating in the kitchen with those guys?","text_w_direction":"Ah, I knew it. Guzzled it down. You greedy little thing. So, uh, Pam is this your lunch break, or was that earlier when you were eating in the kitchen with those guys?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1312,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"Sorry.","text_w_direction":"[whispers] Sorry.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1313,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Busted.","text_w_direction":"Busted.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1314,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"Come back...","text_w_direction":"[to Pam] Come back...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1315,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh hey, I want to show you something. Come here I want to show you something. I know you are going to like this. Picked it up today. A thousand big ones.","text_w_direction":"Oh hey, I want to show you something. Come here I want to show you something. I know you are going to like this. Picked it up today. A thousand big ones.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1316,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"Is that from Starbucks?","text_w_direction":"Is that from Starbucks?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1317,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. This is a Starbucks digital barista. This is the mack daddy of espresso makers.","text_w_direction":"Yes. This is a Starbucks digital barista. This is the mack daddy of espresso makers.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1318,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"Wow. Is that for the office?","text_w_direction":"Wow. Is that for the office?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1319,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, I know what you're thinking. You're not prying this out of my hands, but don't tempt me because I'll give it to you!","text_w_direction":"Oh, I know what you're thinking. You're not prying this out of my hands, but don't tempt me because I'll give it to you!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1320,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"I wouldn't think of it.","text_w_direction":"I wouldn't think of it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1321,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Coffee is the great incentivizer in the office. It's a drug. It is quite literally a drug that speeds people up. It's not the only drug that speeds people up. You hear stories about Dunder Mifflin in the eighties before everybody knew how bad cocaine was. Guh. Man, did they move paper!","text_w_direction":"Coffee is the great incentivizer in the office. It's a drug. It is quite literally a drug that speeds people up. It's not the only drug that speeds people up. You hear stories about Dunder Mifflin in the eighties before everybody knew how bad cocaine was. Guh. Man, did they move paper!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1322,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh the rotating um, steam wand. What? What's the matter?","text_w_direction":"[Katy reading text message on her phone] Oh the rotating um, steam wand. [Katy looks annoyed] What? What's the matter?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1323,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"Oh, nothing. My ride just bailed on me.","text_w_direction":"Oh, nothing. My ride just bailed on me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1324,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, oh! God. I'm sorry. Is there...?","text_w_direction":"Oh, oh! God. I'm sorry. Is there...?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1325,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"Oh no, it's um...","text_w_direction":"Oh no, it's um...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1326,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Where you going? Nearby? Because I can give you a ride.","text_w_direction":"Where you going? Nearby? Because I can give you a ride.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1327,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"No...","text_w_direction":"No...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1328,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Seriously. No, really.","text_w_direction":"Seriously. No, really.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1329,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"No. I really don't want to inconvenience you.","text_w_direction":"No. I really don't want to inconvenience you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1330,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"God! No, no, no, no. No inconvenience. I mean I'm out of here at five sharp.","text_w_direction":"God! No, no, no, no. No inconvenience. I mean I'm out of here at five sharp.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1331,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"At five?","text_w_direction":"At five?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1332,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I can go earlier. 'Cause I'm the boss. You know, whatever. I'm out of here slaves.","text_w_direction":"I can go earlier. 'Cause I'm the boss. You know, whatever. I'm out of here slaves.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1333,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1334,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1335,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"Okay, I guess that would be, I guess that would be okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I guess that would be, I guess that would be okay.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1336,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Sounds good. Sounds good. Five o'clock sharp. I will give you and your purses a ride home.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Sounds good. Sounds good. Five o'clock sharp. I will give you and your purses a ride home.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1337,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"Okay. Cool.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Cool.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1338,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Excellent.","text_w_direction":"Excellent.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1339,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"Cool.","text_w_direction":"Cool.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1340,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Great. Cool. Cool. Yeah, okay.","text_w_direction":"Great. Cool. Cool. [takes deep breath - looks at camera] Yeah, okay.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1341,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I should have never let the Temp touch this thing. I had all these great icons and now I have four folders. So..","text_w_direction":"I should have never let the Temp touch this thing. I had all these great icons and now I have four folders. So..","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1342,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"It's actually better this way.","text_w_direction":"It's actually better this way.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1343,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No it's not. Because I could just click on the icon and then I'm onto---","text_w_direction":"No it's not. Because I could just click on the icon and then I'm onto---","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1344,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael could I ask you something? I wanted to ask your permission to ask out Katy. I know it's against the rules and everything. Because...","text_w_direction":"Michael could I ask you something? I wanted to ask your permission to ask out Katy. I know it's against the rules and everything. Because...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1345,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no it's not against the rules. She's not a permanent employee so it's not.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no it's not against the rules. She's not a permanent employee so it's not.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1346,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you, Michael. I appreciate this so much.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, Michael. I appreciate this so much.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1347,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"But I think you should just know that I am going to be giving her a ride home later.","text_w_direction":"But I think you should just know that I am going to be giving her a ride home later.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1348,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1349,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"She asked me for a ride and so I am going to give her a ride home.","text_w_direction":"She asked me for a ride and so I am going to give her a ride home.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1350,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Is that all it is? Just a ride home? Like a taxicab?","text_w_direction":"Is that all it is? Just a ride home? Like a taxicab?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1351,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well, might be a ride home. Might be a ride home and we stop for coffee and dot-dot-dot...","text_w_direction":"Well, might be a ride home. Might be a ride home and we stop for coffee and dot-dot-dot...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1352,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Please. Please, I am your inferior and I'm asking you this favor. Can you promise me that it will just be a ride home?","text_w_direction":"Please. Please, I am your inferior and I'm asking you this favor. Can you promise me that it will just be a ride home?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1353,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No. I cannot promise you that.","text_w_direction":"No. I cannot promise you that.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1354,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"You cannot promise me, or you won't promise me?","text_w_direction":"You cannot promise me, or you won't promise me?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1355,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Listen, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Listen, Dwight.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1356,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Do you love her?","text_w_direction":"Do you love her?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1357,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight, no. I don't know. It's too early to tell. I don't know how I feel.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Dwight, no. I don't know. It's too early to tell. I don't know how I feel. [Dwight sadly looks away]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1358,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"I think you've made a really good choice, she's really going to like that.","text_w_direction":"I think you've made a really good choice, she's really going to like that.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1359,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"Hmmm...","text_w_direction":"Hmmm...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1360,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Espresso?","text_w_direction":"Espresso?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1361,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"Oh, thank you.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thank you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1362,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You're welcome. Thank you. Hmmm-hmm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"You're welcome. Thank you. Hmmm-hmm-hmm.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1363,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"Is that from the machine that was in your office?","text_w_direction":"Is that from the machine that was in your office?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1364,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Ummm-hmmm...","text_w_direction":"Ummm-hmmm...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1365,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"I thought that was the incentive prize for the top salesperson.","text_w_direction":"I thought that was the incentive prize for the top salesperson.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1366,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Very easy to clean.","text_w_direction":"Very easy to clean.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1367,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Like he's going to win anyway, right?","text_w_direction":"Okay. Like he's going to win anyway, right? [laughs]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1368,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Did we get any mail?","text_w_direction":"Did we get any mail?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1369,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, I gave it to you.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I gave it to you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1370,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes you did. Yes, you did. Just checkin'. Just checkin', double checkin', checkin' on the check. Thoroughness is very important in an office and...","text_w_direction":"Yes you did. Yes, you did. Just checkin'. Just checkin', double checkin', checkin' on the check. Thoroughness is very important in an office and...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1371,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"So, can I..?","text_w_direction":"So, can I..? [points to the door]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1372,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, yeah, of course. Uh, Pam, one more thing. Um, how do girls your age feel about futons?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, yeah, of course. Uh, Pam, one more thing. Um, how do girls your age feel about futons?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1373,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"A futon?","text_w_direction":"A futon?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1374,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"","text_w_direction":"[nods]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1375,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"He's a grown man","text_w_direction":"He's a grown man","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1376,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"That's what he said.","text_w_direction":"That's what he said.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1377,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"That's sad. Or it's innovative. Well, you know the futon is a bed and couch all rolled into one.","text_w_direction":"That's sad. Or it's innovative. Well, you know the futon is a bed and couch all rolled into one. [Jim sees Roy and trails off]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1378,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Roy","text":"What's up?","text_w_direction":"What's up?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1379,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"[not looking at Roy] Hi.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1380,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Roy","text":"Are you still mad at me?","text_w_direction":"Are you still mad at me?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1381,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Roy...","text_w_direction":"Roy...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1382,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Roy","text":"Come on","text_w_direction":"Come on [begins to tickle Pam]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1383,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Cut it out.","text_w_direction":"Cut it out.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1384,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Roy","text":"Come on, you mad at me?","text_w_direction":"Come on, you mad at me?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1385,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Stop it.","text_w_direction":"Stop it. [laughing]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1386,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Roy","text":"Are you still mad at me now?","text_w_direction":"Are you still mad at me now?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1387,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Cut it out.","text_w_direction":"[giggling] Cut it out.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1388,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Roy","text":"Are you mad at me now?","text_w_direction":"Are you mad at me now?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1389,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Stop.","text_w_direction":"Stop. [giggling]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1390,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Roy","text":"Huh? huh? Come on... Come on, Pammy I was just kidding.","text_w_direction":"Huh? huh? Come on... Come on, Pammy I was just kidding.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1391,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Stop, I can't breathe.","text_w_direction":"[breathless] Stop, I can't breathe.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1392,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Roy","text":"I was just kidding. You know I didn't mean it. I can't...","text_w_direction":"I was just kidding. You know I didn't mean it. I can't...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1393,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Jim is a great guy. He's like a brother to me. We're like best friends in the office and I really hope he finds someone.","text_w_direction":"Jim is a great guy. He's like a brother to me. We're like best friends in the office and I really hope he finds someone.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1394,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"You seem to like to touch things. Did you try the velvet?","text_w_direction":"You seem to like to touch things. Did you try the velvet?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1395,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"I don't like to necessarily touch things. I'm just... I'm shopping.","text_w_direction":"I don't like to necessarily touch things. I'm just... I'm shopping.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1396,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"Oh no, it's fine that you, um. Here, what about the raspberry one? It's really uh, kind of festive. It's got a lot of personality.","text_w_direction":"Oh no, it's fine that you, um. Here, what about the raspberry one? It's really uh, kind of festive. It's got a lot of personality.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
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{"index":1402,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Just for a minute.","text_w_direction":"Just for a minute.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
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{"index":1404,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Please? I wanted to talk to you in private because I wanted to ask you out on a date.","text_w_direction":"Please? I wanted to talk to you in private because I wanted to ask you out on a date.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1405,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1406,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok was that no to talking to me in private, or was that no to the date?","text_w_direction":"Ok was that no to talking to me in private, or was that no to the date?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1407,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"Both.","text_w_direction":"Both.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1408,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"What colors do you like?","text_w_direction":"What colors do you like?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1409,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Gray. Dark Gray. Charcoal.","text_w_direction":"Gray. Dark Gray. Charcoal.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1410,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Ryan.","text_w_direction":"Ryan.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1411,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1412,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Would you like to help me with a special project?","text_w_direction":"Would you like to help me with a special project?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1413,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"I would love to.","text_w_direction":"I would love to.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1414,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1415,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, just throw out all the empties.","text_w_direction":"[in Michael's car] Okay, just throw out all the empties.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1416,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"You don't want to recycle them?","text_w_direction":"You don't want to recycle them?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1417,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Um, yes. Throw them away in the recycling bin.","text_w_direction":"Um, yes. Throw them away in the recycling bin.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1418,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Do you want this?","text_w_direction":"Do you want this? [holding a full bottle of water]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1419,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1420,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"What about this bottle of power drink?","text_w_direction":"What about this bottle of power drink?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1421,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, what flavor?","text_w_direction":"Uh, what flavor?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1422,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Blue.","text_w_direction":"Blue.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1423,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Blue's not a flavor.","text_w_direction":"Blue's not a flavor.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1424,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"It says flavor","text_w_direction":"It says flavor","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1425,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, Blue Blast. Yes, put that in the trunk, and there should be an unopened Arctic Chill back there. I want that in the passengers cupholder. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Blue Blast. Yes, put that in the trunk, and there should be an unopened Arctic Chill back there. I want that in the passengers cupholder. Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1426,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1427,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1428,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I'm Jim, by the way.","text_w_direction":"I'm Jim, by the way.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1429,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"I'm Katy.","text_w_direction":"I'm Katy.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1430,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Hi Katy, nice to meet you.","text_w_direction":"Hi Katy, nice to meet you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1431,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"You sit out there, don't you?","text_w_direction":"You sit out there, don't you?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1432,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I do. That's what I'm best known for. Sitting out there. Alright, let's talk about purses.","text_w_direction":"I do. That's what I'm best known for. Sitting out there. Alright, let's talk about purses.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1433,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"Okay, um...","text_w_direction":"Okay, um...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1434,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Katy but you know what, don't try to sell me one. Okay, seriously 'cause I'm just here to learn.","text_w_direction":"Katy but you know what, don't try to sell me one. Okay, seriously 'cause I'm just here to learn.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1435,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay. [laughs]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1436,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, so I know about most of these, but you know you can...","text_w_direction":"Okay, so I know about most of these, but you know you can...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1437,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1438,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What, stop! Whoa! That's my Drakkar Noir.","text_w_direction":"What, stop! Whoa! That's my Drakkar Noir.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1439,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"No, this is Rite Aid Night Swept.","text_w_direction":"No, this is Rite Aid Night Swept.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1440,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, it is a perfect smell-alike. I'm not paying for the label. Right here. Give it.","text_w_direction":"No, it is a perfect smell-alike. I'm not paying for the label. Right here. Give it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1441,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Well, it's empty.","text_w_direction":"Well, it's empty.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1442,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Not it's not, there's some in the straw. There, now you may throw it out.","text_w_direction":"Not it's not, there's some in the straw. [Michael opens bottle and wipes straw along his neck] There, now you may throw it out.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1443,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Wow. How many filet-o-fishes did you eat?","text_w_direction":"Wow. How many filet-o-fishes did you eat?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1444,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"That's over several months, Ryan.","text_w_direction":"That's over several months, Ryan.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1445,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Still.","text_w_direction":"[Under his breath] Still.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1446,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"What's up?","text_w_direction":"What's up?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1447,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I'm bored.","text_w_direction":"I'm bored.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1448,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Thank you for choosing me.","text_w_direction":"Thank you for choosing me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1449,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"No, I'm kidding. Um, so you got big plans this weekend?","text_w_direction":"No, I'm kidding. Um, so you got big plans this weekend?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1450,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Ah, well I think I'm gonna see Katy.","text_w_direction":"Ah, well I think I'm gonna see Katy.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1451,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1452,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1453,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"What are you guys going to do?","text_w_direction":"What are you guys going to do?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1454,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, man I don't know. Uh, dinner, drinks, movie, matching tattoos.","text_w_direction":"Oh, man I don't know. Uh, dinner, drinks, movie, matching tattoos.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1455,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"That's great.","text_w_direction":"That's great.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1456,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"And stuff... yeah.","text_w_direction":"And stuff... yeah.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1457,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"That's cool.","text_w_direction":"That's cool.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1458,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1459,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I, I was gonna say, I think that um, we're gonna help Roy's cousin move.","text_w_direction":"I, I was gonna say, I think that um, we're gonna help Roy's cousin move.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1460,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1461,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"'Cause Roy's got a truck.","text_w_direction":"'Cause Roy's got a truck.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1462,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"That's cool.","text_w_direction":"That's cool.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1463,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Uh, huh. Yes.","text_w_direction":"Uh, huh. Yes.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1464,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"That is cool. Well, I'll see you Monday though, right?","text_w_direction":"That is cool. Well, I'll see you Monday though, right?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1465,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1466,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1467,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, I'm gonna head back.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I'm gonna head back.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1468,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1469,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I think in order to be a ladies man, it's imperative that people don't know you're a ladies man, so I kind of play that close to the chest. I don't know, what can I say? Women are attracted to power. And I think other people have told me that I have a very symmetrical face. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe they're right? I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I think in order to be a ladies man, it's imperative that people don't know you're a ladies man, so I kind of play that close to the chest. I don't know, what can I say? Women are attracted to power. And I think other people have told me that I have a very symmetrical face. [laughs] I don't know. I don't know. Maybe they're right? I don't know.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1470,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Sure you don't want me to help you with that? Cause I can grab that no problem.","text_w_direction":"Sure you don't want me to help you with that? Cause I can grab that no problem.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1471,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"Goodnight, it was nice nice to meet some of you.","text_w_direction":"Goodnight, it was nice nice to meet some of you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1472,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"See you later. Goodnight. Goodnight, Jim.","text_w_direction":"See you later. Goodnight. Goodnight, Jim.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1473,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Goodnight, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Goodnight, Michael.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1474,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Where you going?","text_w_direction":"Where you going?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1475,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I don't know. Grab a drink, I think?","text_w_direction":"I don't know. Grab a drink, I think?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1476,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"With us?","text_w_direction":"With us?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1477,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"I uh, I probably should have told you, I don't need a ride now 'cause Jim can take me home after so you're off the hook.","text_w_direction":"I uh, I probably should have told you, I don't need a ride now 'cause Jim can take me home after so you're off the hook.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1478,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Great. Off the hook. Excellent. Okay, cool.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Great. Off the hook. Excellent. Okay, cool.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1479,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I got this.","text_w_direction":"I got this. [taking Katy's bag from Michael]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1480,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Alright, have fun.","text_w_direction":"Alright, have fun.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1481,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1482,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I got it.","text_w_direction":"I got it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1483,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Don't drink and drive.","text_w_direction":"Don't drink and drive.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1484,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Take it easy.","text_w_direction":"Take it easy.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1485,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Have a good night.","text_w_direction":"Have a good night.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1486,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You too, have a good night.","text_w_direction":"You too, have a good night.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1487,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"You got that?","text_w_direction":"You got that?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1488,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, yeah. You sold a lot, so it's lighter.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah. You sold a lot, so it's lighter.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1489,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"Good. Here. Squeeze it inside.","text_w_direction":"Good. Here. Squeeze it inside.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1490,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Alright now, I'm gonna warn you. Don't freak out, okay?","text_w_direction":"Alright now, I'm gonna warn you. Don't freak out, okay?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1491,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1492,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"This is a really nice car. In case you haven't noticed, this is a Corolla. Okay.","text_w_direction":"This is a really nice car. In case you haven't noticed, this is a Corolla. Okay.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1493,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Katy","text":"It's a... it's a very nice car.","text_w_direction":"It's a... it's a very nice car.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1494,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"You're not going to freak out?","text_w_direction":"You're not going to freak out?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1495,"season":1,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Hot Girl","director":"Amy Heckerling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Do I have a special someone? Uh well, yeah of course. A bunch of 'em. My employees. If I had to choose between a one-night-stand with some stupid cow I pick-up in a bar, and these people? I'd pick them every time. Because with them, it is an everyday stand and I still know their names in the morning.","text_w_direction":"Do I have a special someone? Uh well, yeah of course. A bunch of 'em. My employees. If I had to choose between a one-night-stand with some stupid cow I pick-up in a bar, and these people? I'd pick them every time. Because with them, it is an everyday stand and I still know their names in the morning.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":2852,"air_date":"2005-04-26"}
{"index":1496,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Tonight is the Dundies, the annual employee awards night here at Dunder Mifflin. And this is everybody's favorite day. Everybody looks forward to it, because, you know, a lot of the people here don't get trophies, very often. Like Meredith or Kevin, I mean, who's gonna give Kevin an award? Dunkin' Donuts? Plus, bonus, it's really, really funny. So I, you know, an employee will go home, and he'll tell his neighbor, \"Hey, did you get an award?\" And the neighbor will say, \"No man. I mean, I slave all day and nobody notices me.\" Next thing you know, employee smells something terrible coming from neighbor's house. Neighbor's hanged himself due to lack of recognition. So...","text_w_direction":"Tonight is the Dundies, the annual employee awards night here at Dunder Mifflin. [holds up a trophy of a business man] And this is everybody's favorite day. Everybody looks forward to it, because, you know, a lot of the people here don't get trophies, very often. Like Meredith or Kevin, I mean, who's gonna give Kevin an award? Dunkin' Donuts? Plus, bonus, it's really, really funny. So I, you know, an employee will go home, and he'll tell his neighbor, \"Hey, did you get an award?\" And the neighbor will say, \"No man. I mean, I slave all day and nobody notices me.\" Next thing you know, employee smells something terrible coming from neighbor's house. Neighbor's hanged himself due to lack of recognition. So...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1497,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"So, you ready for the... the Dundies?","text_w_direction":"So, you ready for the... the Dundies?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1498,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Ugh...","text_w_direction":"Ugh...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1499,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"You know what they say about a car wreck, where it's so awful you can't look away? The Dundies are like a car wreck that you want to look away, but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you.","text_w_direction":"You know what they say about a car wreck, where it's so awful you can't look away? The Dundies are like a car wreck that you want to look away, but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1500,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hey hey hey! It's Fat Halpert.","text_w_direction":"[in a Fat Albert voice] Hey hey hey! It's Fat Halpert.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1501,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1502,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Fat Halpert. Jim Halpert.","text_w_direction":"[in Fat Albert voice] Fat Halpert. [in normal voice] Jim Halpert.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1503,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"So why don't I take you on a tour of past Dundie winners. We got Fat Jim Halpert here. Jim, why don't you show of your Dundies to the camera?","text_w_direction":"So why don't I take you on a tour of past Dundie winners. We got Fat Jim Halpert here. Jim, why don't you show of your Dundies to the camera?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1504,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, I can't because I keep them hidden. I don't want to look at them and get cocky.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I can't because I keep them hidden. I don't want to look at them and get cocky.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1505,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, that's a good idea.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that's a good idea.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1506,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Mine are at home in a display case above my bed.","text_w_direction":"Mine are at home in a display case above my bed.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1507,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Gyaaah. T.M.I. T.M.I my friends.","text_w_direction":"Gyaaah. T.M.I. T.M.I my friends.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1508,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"T.M.I.? Too much information. Ah, it's just easier to say T.M.I. I used to say \"Don't go there\" but that's... lame.","text_w_direction":"T.M.I.? Too much information. Ah, it's just easier to say T.M.I. I used to say \"Don't go there\" but that's... lame.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1509,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"And here we have Stanley the Manly. Now Stanley is a Dundie all-star, aren't you Stan? Why don't you, ah, show them some of your bling.","text_w_direction":"And here we have Stanley the Manly. Now Stanley is a Dundie all-star, aren't you Stan? Why don't you, ah, show them some of your bling.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1510,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"I don't know where they are, I think I threw them out.","text_w_direction":"I don't know where they are, I think I threw them out.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1511,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, no you di-int.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no you di-int.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1512,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"I think I did.","text_w_direction":"I think I did.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1513,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"W-why did you...","text_w_direction":"W-why did you...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1514,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"Say, we got to order some more apa-teezers this time. We ran out last year, remember?","text_w_direction":"Say, we got to order some more apa-teezers this time. We ran out last year, remember?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1515,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes we should. I... you know what? I wanted one of those skillets of cheese, but when I got off stage, someone had eaten all of them.","text_w_direction":"Yes we should. I... you know what? I wanted one of those skillets of cheese, but when I got off stage, [turns to Kevin] someone had eaten all of them.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1516,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"To Oscar Martinez it's the \"Show Me the Money\" award! Yeah!","text_w_direction":"[in video] To Oscar Martinez it's the \"Show Me the Money\" award! Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1517,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Michael has taped every Dundies awards and now, he's making me look through hours of footage to find highlights.","text_w_direction":"Michael has taped every Dundies awards and now, he's making me look through hours of footage to find highlights.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1518,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"That's supposed to be confidential.","text_w_direction":"[in video] That's supposed to be confidential.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1519,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"He has the award-ah! ...it's a type of song that we are going to play for the ladies. Hit it, Dwight!","text_w_direction":"[in video] He has the award-ah! ...it's a type of song that we are going to play for the ladies. Hit it, Dwight!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1520,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"A little bit of Paaam, all night long, a little bit of Angela on the thing...","text_w_direction":"[singing along to tune on video] A little bit of Paaam, all night long, a little bit of Angela on the thing...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1521,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"...a little bit of Phyllis everywhere...","text_w_direction":"[in video]...a little bit of Phyllis everywhere...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1522,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, yeah, this is the part where Kevin sat in front of the camcorder all night. It's great.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah, this is the part where Kevin sat in front of the camcorder all night. It's great.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1523,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"...a little bit of Roooy eating chicken crispers... ...a little bit of Jim with some ribs, a little bit of...","text_w_direction":"[on video] ...a little bit of Roooy eating chicken crispers... ...a little bit of Jim with some ribs, a little bit of...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1524,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"It was you.","text_w_direction":"It was you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1525,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Live and learn.","text_w_direction":"Live and learn.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1526,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"It wasn't. I swear.","text_w_direction":"[quietly laughing] It wasn't. I swear.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1527,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Yeah, it was.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it was.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1528,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"So, what's the joke? You're not perfect either.","text_w_direction":"So, what's the joke? You're not perfect either.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1529,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"We're not laughing at you, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"We're not laughing at you, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1530,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"So who are we laughing at?","text_w_direction":"So who are we laughing at?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1531,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Um, just something somebody wrote.","text_w_direction":"Um, just something somebody wrote.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1532,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Who? Dave Barry?","text_w_direction":"Who? Dave Barry?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1533,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"No. No, just something that was written in the ladies' room wall.","text_w_direction":"[laughing] No. No, just something that was written in the ladies' room wall.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1534,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"What is it? Who wrote it?","text_w_direction":"What is it? Who wrote it?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1535,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Um, it's kind of private.","text_w_direction":"Um, it's kind of private.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1536,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"It's about Michael.","text_w_direction":"[whispering] It's about Michael.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1537,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"That is defacement of company property. So you better tell me. Kelly, if you tell me, you'll be punished less.","text_w_direction":"That is defacement of company property. So you better tell me. Kelly, if you tell me, you'll be punished less.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1538,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, now I'm laughing at you.","text_w_direction":"Okay, now I'm laughing at you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1539,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Will her highness, Jan Levinson-Gould, be descending from her corporate throne this evening to visit us lowly serfs here at Dunder Mifflin Scranton?","text_w_direction":"[talking to the speakerphone] Will her highness, Jan Levinson-Gould, be descending from her corporate throne this evening to visit us lowly serfs here at Dunder Mifflin Scranton?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1540,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jan","text":"It's a, it's, it's a two and a half hour drive from New York, Michael.","text_w_direction":"[on speaker phone] It's a, it's, it's a two and a half hour drive from New York, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1541,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well, you could take the bus. You could work on the way here. Sleep on the way home.","text_w_direction":"Well, you could take the bus. You could work on the way here. Sleep on the way home.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1542,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jan","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1543,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Wuh... Come on, Jan. This is important. I mean, this is, this is, validation to my employees here that you and corporate approve of this. So...","text_w_direction":"Wuh... Come on, Jan. This is important. I mean, this is, this is, validation to my employees here that you and corporate approve of this. So...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1544,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jan","text":"No, we don't approve of this Michael. I mean, y-you only had the budget for one office party a year, so... we're not paying for this.","text_w_direction":"No, we don't approve of this Michael. I mean, y-you only had the budget for one office party a year, so... we're not paying for this.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1545,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Um...","text_w_direction":"Um...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1546,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Could you...?","text_w_direction":"[to camera] Could you...?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1547,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jan","text":"Are you there Michael?","text_w_direction":"Are you there Michael?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1548,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, I'm here, I just wanted to, uh, talk to you for a second about that.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I'm here, I just wanted to, uh, talk to you for a second about that.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1549,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Um, what, ah, what is, I mean...","text_w_direction":"Um, what, ah, what is, I mean...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1550,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"...come on, Jan!","text_w_direction":"...come on, Jan!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1551,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You're dropping an A-Bomb on me here.","text_w_direction":"You're dropping an A-Bomb on me here.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1552,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jan","text":"Really? I'm dropping an atomic bomb on you?","text_w_direction":"Really? I'm dropping an atomic bomb on you?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1553,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well, yeah, I mean, what is...","text_w_direction":"Well, yeah, I mean, what is...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1554,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jan","text":"You already had a party on May 5th for no reason.","text_w_direction":"You already had a party on May 5th for no reason.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1555,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No reason?! It was the 05 05 05 party...","text_w_direction":"No reason?! It was the 05 05 05 party...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1556,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jan","text":"And you had a luau....","text_w_direction":"And you had a luau....","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1557,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"...it happens once every billion years.","text_w_direction":"...it happens once every billion years.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1558,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jan","text":"And a tsunami relief fundraiser which somehow lost a lot of money.","text_w_direction":"And a tsunami relief fundraiser which somehow lost a lot of money.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1559,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, no, that was a FUN raiser. I think I made that very clear in the fliers, fun, F-U-N.","text_w_direction":"Okay, no, that was a FUN raiser. I think I made that very clear in the fliers, fun, F-U-N.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1560,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jan","text":"Okay, well, I don't understand why anyone would have a tsunami FUN raiser, Michael. I mean, that doesn't even make sense.","text_w_direction":"Okay, well, I don't understand why anyone would have a tsunami FUN raiser, Michael. I mean, that doesn't even make sense.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1561,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I think a lot of people were very affected by the footage.","text_w_direction":"Well, I think a lot of people were very affected by the footage.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1562,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"This is a little character I like to do, it is, uh, loosely based on Karnack, one of Carson's classic characters. Here we go. The PLO, the IRA, and the hot dog stand behind the warehouse. \"Name three businesses that have a better health care plans than Dunder Mifflin.\" Here's the problem. There's no open bar because of Jan and it's the reason why comedy clubs have a two drink minimum. It'll be fine, I just...wish people were going to be drunk.","text_w_direction":"This is a little character I like to do [places a green turban with a yellow feather on his head], it is, uh, loosely based on Karnack, one of Carson's classic characters. [puts an envelope to his head] Here we go. The PLO, the IRA, and the hot dog stand behind the warehouse. [tears open envelope and pulls out card] \"Name three businesses that have a better health care plans than Dunder Mifflin.\" Here's the problem. There's no open bar because of Jan and it's the reason why comedy clubs have a two drink minimum. It'll be fine, I just...wish people were going to be drunk.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1563,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Dwight, get out of here!!","text_w_direction":"Dwight, get out of here!!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1564,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"No, no, no, no...","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1565,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"What were you doing in the ladies room?!","text_w_direction":"What were you doing in the ladies room?!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1566,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"...no, no, no, no, it's not what you think.","text_w_direction":"...no, no, no, no, it's not what you think.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1567,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Why were you peering over the stalls?!","text_w_direction":"Why were you peering over the stalls?!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1568,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"No, why were you in there?!","text_w_direction":"No, why were you in there?!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1569,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"You are a pervert!","text_w_direction":"You are a pervert!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1570,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"What were you doing in there?","text_w_direction":"What were you doing in there?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1571,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"You, are, a pervert!","text_w_direction":"You, are, a pervert!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1572,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I am not.","text_w_direction":"I am not.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1573,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"The Dundie award for \"Longest Engagement\" goes to Pam Beesley.","text_w_direction":"[in video] The Dundie award for \"Longest Engagement\" goes to Pam Beesley.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1574,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Pam, everybody!","text_w_direction":"Pam, everybody! [starts clapping]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1575,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Whoooo! When is that girl gonna get married? That's what I have to say. Ah, Roy's accepting.","text_w_direction":"Whoooo! When is that girl gonna get married? That's what I have to say. Ah, Roy's accepting.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1576,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Roy","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"[on video] Yes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1577,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you Roy. Are there any words you'd like to say, on Pam's behalf?","text_w_direction":"[on video] Thank you Roy. Are there any words you'd like to say, on Pam's behalf?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1578,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Roy","text":"Ah, w-we'll see you next year.","text_w_direction":"[on video] Ah, w-we'll see you next year.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1579,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, oh, hope not! Oh God!","text_w_direction":"[on video] Yeah, oh, hope not! Oh God!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1580,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I'm not changing that, it's the best one.","text_w_direction":"I'm not changing that, it's the best one.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1581,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No, it's hilarious, you're right. I just think, um, \"world's longest engagement\", um, we're all expecting it, you know?","text_w_direction":"No, it's hilarious, you're right. I just think, um, \"world's longest engagement\", um, we're all expecting it, you know?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1582,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"That's why it's funny. Every year that Roy and Pam don't get married, it gets funnier.","text_w_direction":"That's why it's funny. Every year that Roy and Pam don't get married, it gets funnier.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1583,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Well I think if you use the same jokes it just comes across as lazy.","text_w_direction":"Well I think if you use the same jokes it just comes across as lazy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1584,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, lazy. Uh huh.","text_w_direction":"Oh, [taking it to heart] lazy. Uh huh.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1585,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Excuse me, everyone, could I have your attention please. I just wanted to say that the women in this office are terrible. Especially the ones who wrote that stuff about Michael on the bathroom wall. Having a bathroom is a privilege. It is called a ladies room for a reason. And if you cannot behave like ladies, well then you are not going to have a bathroom.","text_w_direction":"Excuse me, everyone, could I have your attention please. I just wanted to say that the women in this office are terrible. Especially the ones who wrote that stuff about Michael on the bathroom wall. Having a bathroom is a privilege. It is called a ladies room for a reason. And if you cannot behave like ladies, well then you are not going to have a bathroom.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1586,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"You're taking away our bathroom?","text_w_direction":"You're taking away our bathroom?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1587,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"We are going to have two men's rooms.","text_w_direction":"We are going to have two men's rooms.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1588,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"But where would we...go?","text_w_direction":"But where would we...go?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1589,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Be prepared to hold folks From 9 am to...","text_w_direction":"Be prepared to hold folks [Michael comes out of his office] From 9 am to...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1590,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Michael...","text_w_direction":"Michael...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1591,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1592,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"...Dwight is banning us from our bathroom.","text_w_direction":"...Dwight is banning us from our bathroom.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1593,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, well, that's just ridiculous, so just don't, I-I don't have time for this right now.","text_w_direction":"Okay, well, that's just ridiculous, so just don't, I-I don't have time for this right now.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1594,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Nnnnno, there needs to be repercussions...","text_w_direction":"Nnnnno, there needs to be repercussions...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1595,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Just don't, don't talk-","text_w_direction":"Just don't, don't talk-","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1596,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"...for people's behavior.","text_w_direction":"...for people's behavior.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1597,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Don't talk-","text_w_direction":"Don't talk-","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1598,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"And it's-","text_w_direction":"And it's-","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1599,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Just STAP IT YAP IT!!!!","text_w_direction":"Just STAP IT YAP IT!!!!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1600,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, look, I know there have been a lot of rumors flying around about the Dundies this year. How there is no money, and how there is no food, and how the jokes are really bad, but WHAT THE HELL EVERYBODY!? I mean, God. The Dundies are about the best, in every, one of us. Can't you see that? I mean, okay, we can do better. so, tonight, for the first time, we are inviting all of your friends and family to attend the awards with us.","text_w_direction":"Okay, look, I know there have been a lot of rumors flying around about the Dundies this year. How there is no money, and how there is no food, and how the jokes are really bad, but WHAT THE HELL EVERYBODY!? I mean, God. The Dundies are about the best, in every, one of us. Can't you see that? I mean, okay, we can do better. so, tonight, for the first time, we are inviting all of your friends and family to attend the awards with us.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1601,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"[with a small fist pump] Yes!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1602,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, not bad, right? So let's make this the best Dundies ever.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, not bad, right? So let's make this the best Dundies ever.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1603,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Best Dundies ever.","text_w_direction":"[clapping] Best Dundies ever.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1604,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Welcome to the eighth annual Dundies awards.","text_w_direction":"Welcome to the eighth annual Dundies awards.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1605,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Before we get started, a few announcements. Keep your acceptance speeches short, I have wrap it up music, and I'm not afraid to use it. Devon!","text_w_direction":"Before we get started, a few announcements. Keep your acceptance speeches short, I have wrap it up music, and I'm not afraid to use it. [points] Devon!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1606,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"\"The Dundies, how can I explain it? Awards you like to hate it. I'm psyched you all made it. You never had to work so hard and feel that no one notices you. You're just a name and number and no one even says hello.\" Card!","text_w_direction":"\"The Dundies, how can I explain it? Awards you like to hate it. I'm psyched you all made it. You never had to work so hard and feel that no one notices you. You're just a name and number and no one even says hello.\" [to Ryan] Card!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1607,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"The Dundies are kind of like a kid's birthday party, and you go, and there's really nothing for you to do there. But the kid's having a really good time, so you're, kind of there. That's-that's kind of what it's like.","text_w_direction":"The Dundies are kind of like a kid's birthday party, and you go, and there's really nothing for you to do there. But the kid's having a really good time, so you're, kind of there. That's-that's kind of what it's like.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1608,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"\"You down with The Dundies? You down with the Dundie-\"","text_w_direction":"\"You down with The Dundies? You down with the Dundie-\"","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1609,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"The waitress tripped on the cord.","text_w_direction":"The waitress tripped on the cord.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1610,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Alright, alright, joke landed. So we are here, thank you all for coming to the 2005 Dundie awards. I am your host, Michael Scott. And I just want to tell you please, please, do not drink and drive. Because you may hit a bump and spill the drink!","text_w_direction":"Alright, alright, joke landed. So we are here, thank you all for coming to the 2005 Dundie awards. [takes off sweater to reveal tuxedo] I am your host, Michael Scott. And I just want to tell you please, please, do not drink and drive. Because you may hit a bump and spill the drink!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1611,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, just put these on the group tab.","text_w_direction":"[to waitress] Oh, just put these on the group tab.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1612,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Nope, actually this year, ah, no group tab, we're going to be doing separate checks.","text_w_direction":"Nope, actually this year, ah, no group tab, we're going to be doing separate checks.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1613,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"You said, we could bring our families.","text_w_direction":"You said, we could bring our families.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1614,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I did. And why didn't ya Stanley?","text_w_direction":"I did. And why didn't ya Stanley?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1615,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"I did, my wife's name is Terri.","text_w_direction":"I did, my wife's name is Terri.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1616,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I'm looking forward to meeting Terri.","text_w_direction":"Well, I'm looking forward to meeting Terri.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1617,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"It's this person who's hand I'm holding Michael.","text_w_direction":"It's this person who's hand I'm holding Michael.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1618,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Shut it. Um, good. Speaking of relationships, of all, all way shapes and forms. Um, I was out on a very, very hot date with a girl from HR, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"[to Dwight, in a low voice] Shut it. [normal voice] Um, good. Speaking of relationships, of all, all way shapes and forms. Um, I was out on a very, very hot date with a girl from HR, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1619,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Really? We don't have any girls from HR.","text_w_direction":"Really? We don't have any girls from HR.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1620,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, that...for the sake of the story. And things were getting hot and heavy.","text_w_direction":"No, that...for the sake of the story. And things were getting hot and heavy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1621,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1622,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"And I was about to take her bra off...","text_w_direction":"And I was about to take her bra off...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1623,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1624,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"...when she made me fill out six hours of paperwork-","text_w_direction":"...when she made me fill out six hours of paperwork-","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1625,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Like an AIDS test?","text_w_direction":"Like an AIDS test?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1626,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No! God.","text_w_direction":"No! [under his breath] God.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1627,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Alright, so let's get this party staaaarrrrted.","text_w_direction":"[clears throat] Alright, so let's get this party staaaarrrrted.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1628,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey let's go to Poor Richard's.","text_w_direction":"Hey let's go to Poor Richard's.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1629,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Roy","text":"Yeah, let's get out of here.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, let's get out of here.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1630,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Um...","text_w_direction":"Um...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1631,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Um, guys, where you going? Pam, show's just getting started.","text_w_direction":"Um, guys, where you going? Pam, show's just getting started.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1632,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Sorry.","text_w_direction":"Sorry.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1633,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"You staying?","text_w_direction":"You staying?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1634,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, gotta eat somewhere.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, gotta eat somewhere.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1635,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"And now... to someone who quietly goes about their job, but always seems to land the biggest accounts...","text_w_direction":"And now... to someone who quietly goes about their job, but always seems to land the biggest accounts...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1636,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"...the \"Busiest Beaver\" award goes to Phyllis Lapin.","text_w_direction":"...the \"Busiest Beaver\" award goes to Phyllis Lapin.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1637,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, way to go Phyllis. Nice work, per usual.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, way to go Phyllis. Nice work, per usual.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1638,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"This says \"Bushiest Beaver\".","text_w_direction":"This says \"Bushiest Beaver\".","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1639,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What? I told them busiest...idiots.","text_w_direction":"What? I told them busiest...idiots.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1640,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"It's, it's fine.","text_w_direction":"It's, it's fine.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1641,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well, we'll fix it up. You don't have to display that.","text_w_direction":"Well, we'll fix it up. You don't have to display that.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1642,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"...because that's what happens every time!","text_w_direction":"...because that's what happens every time!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1643,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Roy","text":"...talking about? He's a jackass every year.","text_w_direction":"...talking about? He's a jackass every year.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1644,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1645,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Roy","text":"Come on, we're going to Poor Richard's.","text_w_direction":"[Put's his hand on Pam's arm] Come on, we're going to Poor Richard's.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1646,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"No, I don't want to go, I don't want to.","text_w_direction":"[Breaks Roy's grip] No, I don't want to go, I don't want to.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1647,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Roy","text":"Pam. Go.","text_w_direction":"Pam. Go.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1648,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"If you would have asked me that, then you would know.","text_w_direction":"If you would have asked me that, then you would know.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1649,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Herro everybodeeee. I'm gonna cwall Jan Revinson-Gould.","text_w_direction":"[in a stereotypical oriental accent] Herro everybodeeee. I'm gonna cwall Jan Revinson-Gould.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1650,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Hey! How are ya? I thought you left?","text_w_direction":"Hey! How are ya? I thought you left?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1651,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh no, I just, I decided to stay.","text_w_direction":"Oh no, I just, I decided to stay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1652,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1653,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I'll just get a ride home from Angela.","text_w_direction":"I'll just get a ride home from Angela.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1654,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1655,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh good, I'm just in time for Ping.","text_w_direction":"Oh good, I'm just in time for Ping.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1656,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1657,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, dat wir be fwar. Ah, me so horny.","text_w_direction":"[doing impression] Oh, dat wir be fwar. Ah, me so horny.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1658,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Right? You know wat I'm talking 'bout.","text_w_direction":"Right? You know wat I'm talking 'bout.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1659,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Can I get a drink?","text_w_direction":"[to an off camera waiter and still clutching Jim's beer] Can I get a drink?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1660,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"This next award goes to somebody, who really, lights up the office.","text_w_direction":"This next award goes to somebody, who really, lights up the office.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1661,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Somebody, who I think a lot of us, cannot keep, from checking out. The \"Hottest in the Office\" award goes to... ...Ryan the temp!","text_w_direction":"Somebody, who I think a lot of us, cannot keep, from checking out. The \"Hottest in the Office\" award goes to... ...Ryan the temp!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1662,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. \"Hidy ho, you sexy thang. You sexy thang you.\" Here you go.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. [singing to music] \"Hidy ho, you sexy thang. You sexy thang you.\" Here you go.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1663,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"What am I going to do with the award? Nothing. I-I don't know what I'm going to do. That's the least of my...concerns right now.","text_w_direction":"What am I going to do with the award? Nothing. I-I don't know what I'm going to do. That's the least of my...concerns right now.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1664,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"And the \"Tight Ass\" award goes to Angela. Not only because she is everybody's favorite stickler, but because she has, a great caboose. So...come on down.","text_w_direction":"And the \"Tight Ass\" award goes to Angela. Not only because she is everybody's favorite stickler, but because she has, a great caboose. So...come on down.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1665,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1666,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I think those might be empty.","text_w_direction":"[Pam starts sipping an empty glass] I think those might be empty.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1667,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"No, no. 'Cause the ice melts and then it's like second drink!","text_w_direction":"No, no. 'Cause the ice melts and then it's like second drink! [laughs]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1668,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Second drink?","text_w_direction":"Second drink?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1669,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"The \"Spicy Curry\" award goes to our very own Kelly Kapoor! Get on up here. Here you go.","text_w_direction":"The \"Spicy Curry\" award goes to our very own Kelly Kapoor! Get on up here. Here you go.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1670,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"\"Spicy Curry\", what's that mean?","text_w_direction":"\"Spicy Curry\", what's that mean?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1671,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Um, not everything means something, it's just a joke.","text_w_direction":"Um, not everything means something, it's just a joke.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1672,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Yeah, but why'd you give it to me?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but why'd you give it to me?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1673,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know, it's just...","text_w_direction":"I don't know, it's just...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1674,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"This is a bowler-","text_w_direction":"This is a bowler-","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1675,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I know. It's ju- they didn't have any more businessmen. So...","text_w_direction":"I know. It's ju- they didn't have any more businessmen. So...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1676,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Yeah, but everyone else-","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but everyone else-","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1677,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Just sit down Kelly.","text_w_direction":"Just sit down Kelly.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1678,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"It's so freakin' hot in there. Now I know what Bob Hope was going through when he performed in Saudi Arabia. Man! I got Dwight sucking the funny out of the room, but you do what you can do. Here we go, he's early with the cue. Here we go.","text_w_direction":"[sweaty and chugging water from a bottle] It's so freakin' hot in there. Now I know what Bob Hope was going through when he performed in Saudi Arabia. Man! I got Dwight sucking the funny out of the room, but you do what you can do. [Music starts playing in the background] Here we go, he's early with the cue. Here we go.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1679,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"\"You have won a tiny Dundie.\"","text_w_direction":"[Michael is singing to the tune of \"Tiny Dancer\" by Elton John] \"You have won a tiny Dundie.\"","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1680,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Guy at bar","text":"Sing it Elton.","text_w_direction":"Sing it Elton.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1681,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, thanks guys. Hey, where you guys from?","text_w_direction":"Hey, thanks guys. Hey, where you guys from?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1682,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Other Guy at Bar","text":"We just came from yo' mama's house.","text_w_direction":"We just came from yo' mama's house.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1683,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, alright, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Oh, alright, yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1684,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Guy At Bar","text":"Sing 'em a song dude.","text_w_direction":"Sing 'em a song dude.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1685,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, you know what guys, we're just having a little office party, so if you want, uh...","text_w_direction":"Uh, you know what guys, we're just having a little office party, so if you want, uh...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1686,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, you know, cool it guys, really-","text_w_direction":"[Something flies by Michael] Hey, you know, cool it guys, really-","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1687,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Guy At Bar","text":"You suck man!","text_w_direction":"You suck man!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1688,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Let's cut it.","text_w_direction":"Let's cut it. [Dwight turns the music off]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1689,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I had a few more Dundies to, uh, give out tonight, but, I'm just going to cut it short. And wrap it up so everybody can enjoy their food. Um...thanks for listening, those who listened. This last Dundie is for Kevin, this is the \"Don't Go in There After Me\" award. It's for the time that I went into the bathroom after him, and it was really, really smelly. So...","text_w_direction":"[clears throat] [with a lot less enthusiasm] I had a few more Dundies to, uh, give out tonight, but, I'm just going to cut it short. And wrap it up so everybody can enjoy their food. Um...thanks for listening, those who listened. [clears throat] This last Dundie is for Kevin, this is the \"Don't Go in There After Me\" award. It's for the time that I went into the bathroom after him, and it was really, really smelly. So...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1690,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"There you go.","text_w_direction":"[give Kevin his award]There you go.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1691,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Yay Kevin. Whoo hoo for Kevin! For stinking up the bathroom.","text_w_direction":"Yay Kevin. Whoo hoo for Kevin! For stinking up the bathroom.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1692,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, alright Kev.","text_w_direction":"[starts clapping] Yeah, alright Kev.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1693,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Woo! Hey, I haven't gotten one yet!","text_w_direction":"Woo! Hey, I haven't gotten one yet!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1694,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yes, I have not gotten one either. So, keep going.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I have not gotten one either. So, keep going.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1695,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"More Dundies!","text_w_direction":"More Dundies!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1696,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam and Jim","text":"Dundies! Dundies! Dundies! Dundies!","text_w_direction":"[clapping] Dundies! Dundies! Dundies! Dundies!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1697,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Everybody","text":"Dundies! Dundies!","text_w_direction":"Dundies! Dundies!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1698,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Alright, alright, alright, okay. Alright, we'll keep rolling. Okay, this is the fine work award. This goes to Stanley, for all the fine work he did this year.","text_w_direction":"[getting his spirit back] Alright, alright, alright, okay. Alright, we'll keep rolling. Okay, this is the fine work award. This goes to Stanley, for all the fine work he did this year.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1699,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Fine work! Fine work Stanley!","text_w_direction":"Fine work! Fine work Stanley!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1700,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You know you did.","text_w_direction":"You know you did.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1701,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Here here! Speech, speech, speech, speech","text_w_direction":"Here here! Speech, speech, speech, speech [other people start joining in]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1702,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"Well, well, last year, I got great work, so I don't...","text_w_direction":"Well, well, last year, I got great work, so I don't...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1703,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"So, I don't know what to think about this award. But at least I didn't get smelliest bowel movement like Kevin.","text_w_direction":"So, I don't know what to think about this award. But at least I didn't get smelliest bowel movement like Kevin. [starts chuckling]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1704,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"And this next award is going out to our own little Pam Beesley...","text_w_direction":"And this next award is going out to our own little Pam Beesley...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1705,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"...I think we all know what award Pam is going to be getting this year.","text_w_direction":"...I think we all know what award Pam is going to be getting this year.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1706,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"It is the \"Whitest Sneakers\" award! Because she always has the whitest tennis shoes on!","text_w_direction":"It is the \"Whitest Sneakers\" award! Because she always has the whitest tennis shoes on!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1707,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Get on down here! Pam Beesley ladies and gentlemen! Oh, here we go.","text_w_direction":"Get on down here! Pam Beesley ladies and gentlemen! [Pam grabs the microphone from him] Oh, here we go.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1708,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I have so many people to thank for this award.","text_w_direction":"I have so many people to thank for this award.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1709,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, first off, my Keds. Because I couldn't have done it without them. Thank you. Let's give Michael a round of applause for MC-ing tonight because this is a lot harder than it looks. And also because of Dwight too.","text_w_direction":"Okay, first off, my Keds. Because I couldn't have done it without them. [people clap] Thank you. Let's give Michael a round of applause for MC-ing tonight because [people start clapping again] this is a lot harder than it looks. And also because of Dwight too.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1710,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Um, so, finally, I want to thank God. Because God gave me this Dundie.","text_w_direction":"Um, so, finally, I want to thank God. Because God gave me this Dundie.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1711,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"And, I feel God in this Chili's tonight. WHOOOOOOOO!!!!","text_w_direction":"And, I feel God in this Chili's tonight. WHOOOOOOOO!!!!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1712,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Pam Beesley ladies and gentleman. Oh! Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Pam Beesley ladies and gentleman. [Pam hugs Michael and gives him a quick peck on the cheek] Oh! Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1713,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"What a great year for the Dundies.","text_w_direction":"What a great year for the Dundies.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1714,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"We got to see Ping. And we learned of Michael's true feelings for Ryan. Which was touching. And, we heard Michael change the lyrics to a number of classic songs. Which for me, has ruined them for life.","text_w_direction":"We got to see Ping. [Pam nods] And we learned of Michael's true feelings for Ryan. [Pam nods] Which was touching. And, we heard Michael change the lyrics to a number of classic songs. [Pam nods] Which for me, has ruined them for life. [looks at Pam, who is staring at him, nodding]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1715,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1716,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Nothing.","text_w_direction":"Nothing.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1717,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1718,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1719,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I don't know, what?","text_w_direction":"I don't know, what?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1720,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh my God! You are so drunk!","text_w_direction":"Oh my God! You are so drunk!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1721,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Did you get that? Please tell me you got that. This is all going to be on.","text_w_direction":"Did you get that? Please tell me you got that. This is all going to be on.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1722,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Quick, quick, the woman is having a seizure. Grab her tongue, grab her tongue! It's okay, I'm a sheriff's deputy.","text_w_direction":"Quick, quick, the woman is having a seizure. Grab her tongue, grab her tongue! It's okay, I'm a sheriff's deputy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1723,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"He's a volunteer.","text_w_direction":"He's a volunteer.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1724,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Don't get into that now. We need something to cushion her head. Throw pillow? A cush-","text_w_direction":"Don't get into that now. We need something to cushion her head. Throw pillow? A cush-","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1725,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight come on, come-","text_w_direction":"Dwight come on, come-","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1726,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"It's okay, I'm going to use my shirt.","text_w_direction":"It's okay, I'm going to use my shirt.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1727,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Dwight, get off me!","text_w_direction":"Dwight, get off me!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1728,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Employee","text":"I'm sorry, you're gonna have to put your clothes back on, people are trying to eat.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, you're gonna have to put your clothes back on, people are trying to eat.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1729,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Ahh! I can't-","text_w_direction":"[struggling] Ahh! I can't-","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1730,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Was this year's Dundies a success? Well, let's see, I made Pam laugh so hard, that she fell out of her chair, and she almost broke her neck. So I killed, almost.","text_w_direction":"Was this year's Dundies a success? Well, let's see, I made Pam laugh so hard, that she fell out of her chair, and she almost broke her neck. So I killed, almost.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1731,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh my God!","text_w_direction":"Oh my God!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1732,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Whoa.","text_w_direction":"Whoa.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1733,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I just want to say, that this was the best, Dundies, ever! WHOOOOOOOOO!!!","text_w_direction":"I just want to say, that this was the best, Dundies, ever! WHOOOOOOOOO!!!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1734,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Whoa.","text_w_direction":"Whoa.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1735,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Whoa, careful, careful.","text_w_direction":"Whoa, careful, careful.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1736,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Chili's Employee","text":"We have a strict policy here not to over serve. Apparently, this young woman was sneaking drinks off other people's tables. I Xeroxed her driver's license and she is not welcome to this restaurant chain ever again.","text_w_direction":"We have a strict policy here not to over serve. Apparently, this young woman was sneaking drinks off other people's tables. I Xeroxed her driver's license and she is not welcome to this restaurant chain ever again.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1737,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Great work tonight.","text_w_direction":"Great work tonight.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1738,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Watch your step.","text_w_direction":"Watch your step.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1739,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Excellent.","text_w_direction":"Excellent.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1740,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Thanks, I had to, uh, check her pupils to make sure there wasn't a concussion.","text_w_direction":"Thanks, I had to, uh, check her pupils to make sure there wasn't a concussion.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1741,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, that too, but I mean with the audio. Great work.","text_w_direction":"Yes, that too, but I mean with the audio. Great work.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1742,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I feel bad about what I wrote on the bathroom wall.","text_w_direction":"I feel bad about what I wrote on the bathroom wall.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1743,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No you don't.","text_w_direction":"No you don't.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1744,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, here she is. Careful, careful, whoa. Alright, easy. Almost there.","text_w_direction":"Oh, here she is. Careful, careful, whoa. Alright, easy. Almost there.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1745,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, um, can I ask you a question?","text_w_direction":"Hey, um, can I ask you a question?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1746,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Shoot.","text_w_direction":"Shoot.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1747,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Um, I just wanted to say thanks.","text_w_direction":"Um, I just wanted to say thanks.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1748,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Not really a question. Okay, let's get you home, you're drunk.","text_w_direction":"Not really a question. [starts to laugh] Okay, let's get you home, you're drunk.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1749,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1750,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Bye.","text_w_direction":"Bye.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1751,"season":2,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The Dundies","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Goodnight, have a good night. Thank you Angela.","text_w_direction":"Goodnight, have a good night. Thank you Angela.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":3213,"air_date":"2005-09-20"}
{"index":1752,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, what's up?","text_w_direction":"[clears throat] Hey, what's up?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1753,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1754,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Any emails today?","text_w_direction":"Any emails today?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1755,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Um... I don't think so.","text_w_direction":"Um... I don't think so.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1756,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No? Um... Check your spam folder.","text_w_direction":"No? Um... Check your spam folder.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1757,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Oh! There it is!","text_w_direction":"Oh! There it is!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1758,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1759,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Um... 'Fifty signs your priest might be Michael Jackson.'","text_w_direction":"Um... 'Fifty signs your priest might be Michael Jackson.'","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1760,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[laughs uncontrollably]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1761,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Well done.","text_w_direction":"Well done.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1762,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Kay.","text_w_direction":"Kay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1763,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Topical.","text_w_direction":"Topical.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1764,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I am king of forwards. It's how I like to do business, everybody joking around. We're like 'Friends'. I am Chandler and Joey and, uh, Pam is Rachel. And Dwight is Kramer.","text_w_direction":"I am king of forwards. It's how I like to do business, everybody joking around. We're like 'Friends'. I am Chandler and Joey and, uh, Pam is Rachel. And Dwight is Kramer.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1765,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"So the monkey does the s*x thing right here!","text_w_direction":"So the monkey does the s*x thing right here! [monkey noises in background]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1766,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"That's funny! That's funny. Not offensive. Uh... because it's nature. Educational.","text_w_direction":"That's funny! That's funny. Not offensive. Uh... because it's nature. Educational.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1767,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Do you want the link because then you could forward it around?","text_w_direction":"Do you want the link because then you could forward it around?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1768,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Um, I...","text_w_direction":"Um, I...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1769,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Consider it?","text_w_direction":"Consider it?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1770,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah... maybe. Maybe. Well, we'll see. Because I... I don't know if it's... Whup! Come on! Hey!","text_w_direction":"Yeah... maybe. Maybe. Well, we'll see. Because I... I don't know if it's... [muffled by jacket over his head] Whup! Come on! Hey!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1771,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Todd Packer","text":"What has two thumbs and likes to bone your Mom? This guy!","text_w_direction":"What has two thumbs and likes to bone your Mom? [points at self] This guy!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1772,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Kay! Oh, you are so bad! Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Kay! Oh, you are so bad! Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1773,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Todd Packer","text":"","text_w_direction":"[makes laser gun noises]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1774,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, Boom! Bam! Oh, this guy is out of control! He is a madman! Better get the bleep button ready for him.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Boom! Bam! Oh, this guy is out of control! He is a madman! Better get the bleep button ready for him.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1775,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Todd Packer","text":"bleep, bleep. What's up, Halpert?","text_w_direction":"bleep, bleep. What's up, Halpert?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1776,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Uh oh.","text_w_direction":"Uh oh.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1777,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Todd Packer","text":"Still queer?","text_w_direction":"Still queer?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1778,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Uh oh! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-o!","text_w_direction":"Uh oh! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-o!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1779,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Todd Packer and I are total BFF. Best Friends Forever. He and I came up together as salesmen. One time, we were out and we met this set of twins. And Packer told them that we were brothers. And so, you know, one thing led to another, and we brought em back to the motel. And then Packer did both of them. It was awesome. So...","text_w_direction":"Todd Packer and I are total BFF. Best Friends Forever. He and I came up together as salesmen. One time, we were out and we met this set of twins. And Packer told them that we were brothers. And so, you know, one thing led to another, and we brought em back to the motel. And then Packer did both of them. It was awesome. So...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1780,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh-whoa-oh! Oh! Okay. Grade 'A' gossip for you, right now. Randall, CFO, resigned. Nobody knows why.","text_w_direction":"Oh-whoa-oh! Oh! Okay. Grade 'A' gossip for you, right now. Randall, CFO, resigned. Nobody knows why.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1781,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Todd Packer","text":"Are you kidding? Everyone knows why! You don't know? Okay, check this out. Al lright. So here's the story. So Randall is nailing his secretary, right? And she is totally incompetent.","text_w_direction":"Are you kidding? Everyone knows why! You don't know? Okay, check this out. Al lright. So here's the story. So Randall is nailing his secretary, right? And she is totally incompetent.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1782,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Really? Here we go! Buckle up. It's going to be a bumpy one!","text_w_direction":"Really? Here we go! Buckle up. It's going to be a bumpy one!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1783,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Todd Packer","text":"We're talking blonde incompetent.","text_w_direction":"We're talking blonde incompetent.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1784,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1785,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Todd Packer","text":"Like 10 words a minute... talking.","text_w_direction":"Like 10 words a minute... talking.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1786,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Well, to be fair... blondes, brunettes, you know, there's a lot of dumb people out there.","text_w_direction":"Well, to be fair... blondes, brunettes, you know, there's a lot of dumb people out there.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1787,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Todd Packer","text":"They are women, right?","text_w_direction":"They are women, right?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1788,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh! Wow! I didn't say it! I didn't say it!","text_w_direction":"Oh! Wow! I didn't say it! I didn't say it!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1789,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Todd Packer","text":"I said it. And then, suddenly, for no reason, this bimbo blows the whistle on the whole thing just to be a bitch.","text_w_direction":"I said it. And then, suddenly, for no reason, this bimbo blows the whistle on the whole thing just to be a bitch.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1790,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, wow! What did I tell you about the bleep button.","text_w_direction":"Oh, wow! What did I tell you about the bleep button.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1791,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, um... what has two thumbs and hates Todd Packer? This guy!","text_w_direction":"Hey, um... what has two thumbs and hates Todd Packer? [points at self] This guy!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1792,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Todd Packer","text":"Meant to ask you, can you think you can get someone to drive me around because of the, uh, DUI situation?","text_w_direction":"Meant to ask you, can you think you can get someone to drive me around because of the, uh, DUI situation?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1793,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh. Bad boy. Um... Ryan?","text_w_direction":"Oh. Bad boy. [to Ryan] Um... Ryan? [makes Donald Duck noise]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1794,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Todd Packer","text":"Come on, kid. Let's go.","text_w_direction":"[to Ryan] Come on, kid. Let's go.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1795,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Ah! Man. That Todd Packer can do anything.","text_w_direction":"Ah! Man. That Todd Packer can do anything.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1796,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Except pass that breathalyzer.","text_w_direction":"Except pass that breathalyzer.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1797,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"You a big William Hung fan?","text_w_direction":"You a big William Hung fan?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1798,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Todd Packer","text":"Why does everyone ask me that? Who the hell is that?","text_w_direction":"Why does everyone ask me that? Who the hell is that?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1799,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin's computer","text":"","text_w_direction":"[monkey noises]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1800,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"I'm really excited to meet your Mom.","text_w_direction":"I'm really excited to meet your Mom.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1801,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"You are?","text_w_direction":"You are?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1802,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"My Mom is coming in to visit. And she lives like two hours away. And she doesn't have a cell phone... which is cool cause it's kind of adding some suspense to my day. And I keep looking over at the door hoping she'll walk in.","text_w_direction":"My Mom is coming in to visit. And she lives like two hours away. And she doesn't have a cell phone... which is cool cause it's kind of adding some suspense to my day. And I keep looking over at the door hoping she'll walk in.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1803,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I've decided to show her around. She really wants to meet everybody.","text_w_direction":"I've decided to show her around. She really wants to meet everybody.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1804,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Oh yeah?","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1805,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"mmhmm.","text_w_direction":"mmhmm.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1806,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Good. Cause I have a lot of questions.","text_w_direction":"Good. Cause I have a lot of questions.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1807,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Oh really?","text_w_direction":"Oh really?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1808,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. As a child, did Pam show any traits that would hint towards her future career as a receptionist?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. As a child, did Pam show any traits that would hint towards her future career as a receptionist?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1809,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, send me that link to the monkey s*x video. I'm going to forward it like it's hot.","text_w_direction":"Hey, send me that link to the monkey s*x video. I'm going to forward it like it's hot.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1810,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1811,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Forward it like it's hot. Forward it like it's hot. \"Old School\".","text_w_direction":"Forward it like it's hot. Forward it like it's hot. \"Old School\".","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1812,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Michael?","text_w_direction":"Michael?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1813,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, Toby?","text_w_direction":"Yes, Toby?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1814,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Um... I need to talk to you in your office. It'll just take two seconds.","text_w_direction":"Um... I need to talk to you in your office. It'll just take two seconds.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1815,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Um... literally two seconds?","text_w_direction":"Um... literally two seconds?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1816,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Toby is in HR which technically means he works for Corporate. So he's really not a part of our family. Also he's divorced so he's really not a part of his family.","text_w_direction":"Toby is in HR which technically means he works for Corporate. So he's really not a part of our family. Also he's divorced so he's really not a part of his family.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1817,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"The full story is that Randall resigned because of sexual harassment. So Corporate asked me to do a five minute review of the Company Sexual Harassment policy.","text_w_direction":"The full story is that Randall resigned because of sexual harassment. So Corporate asked me to do a five minute review of the Company Sexual Harassment policy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1818,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, Toby. No.","text_w_direction":"No, no, Toby. No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1819,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"It's really not a big deal, Michael.","text_w_direction":"It's really not a big deal, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1820,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"It is a big deal. It's a big deal! What are we supposed to do? Scrutinize every little thing we say and do all day? I mean, come on!","text_w_direction":"It is a big deal. It's a big deal! What are we supposed to do? Scrutinize every little thing we say and do all day? I mean, come on!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1821,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"And then Corporate is going to send in a lawyer...","text_w_direction":"And then Corporate is going to send in a lawyer...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1822,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1823,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Just to refresh you... .","text_w_direction":"Just to refresh you... .","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1824,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"NO!","text_w_direction":"NO!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1825,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"on our policy.","text_w_direction":"on our policy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1826,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"What? He! No! Okay, what is a lawyer going to come in and tell us? To not send out hilarious emails or not tell jokes?","text_w_direction":"What? He! No! Okay, what is a lawyer going to come in and tell us? To not send out hilarious emails or not tell jokes?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1827,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Maybe not some of them. Maybe not inappropriate ones.","text_w_direction":"Maybe not some of them. Maybe not inappropriate ones.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1828,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it's a joke.","text_w_direction":"There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it's a joke.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1829,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Everyone! Hello! Everyone. Hi! Sorry to interrupt. I know you're all busy and the last thing you want is for a major interruption. But Toby has an announcement that he insists on making right now in the middle of the day. So, take it away.","text_w_direction":"Everyone! Hello! Everyone. Hi! Sorry to interrupt. I know you're all busy and the last thing you want is for a major interruption. But Toby has an announcement that he insists on making right now in the middle of the day. [to Toby] So, take it away.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1830,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Yeah, okay. Corporate would like us to do a five minute review of the Company Sexual Harassment policy so I'll go over that later.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, okay. Corporate would like us to do a five minute review of the Company Sexual Harassment policy so I'll go over that later.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1831,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I wish you luck, Toby. I really do. But you are going to have a mutiny on your hands and I just can't wait to see how you handle it.","text_w_direction":"I wish you luck, Toby. I really do. But you are going to have a mutiny on your hands and I just can't wait to see how you handle it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1832,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"A guy goes to a five dollar... lady of the night and he gets crabs. So, the next day he goes back to complain. And the woman says \"Hey. It was only five dollars. What did you expect? Lobster?\" This is what's at stake.","text_w_direction":"A guy goes to a five dollar... lady of the night and he gets crabs. So, the next day he goes back to complain. And the woman says \"Hey. It was only five dollars. What did you expect? Lobster?\" This is what's at stake.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1833,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Time to bring out the big guns. I'm heading down to the warehouse where jokes are born. Find a killer joke that'll just blow everybody away at the seminar later. And remind them what is great about this place. So... ah! Here they are. Guys! Wondering if I could, uh, get your help for something. I'm looking for a new joke to tell and it needs to be just killer. And it does not need to be clean. So whatcha got?","text_w_direction":"Time to bring out the big guns. I'm heading down to the warehouse where jokes are born. Find a killer joke that'll just blow everybody away at the seminar later. And remind them what is great about this place. So... ah! Here they are. [to Warehouse guys] Guys! Wondering if I could, uh, get your help for something. I'm looking for a new joke to tell and it needs to be just killer. And it does not need to be clean. So whatcha got?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1834,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Like a joke? A knock-knock joke?","text_w_direction":"Like a joke? A knock-knock joke?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1835,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Um, yeah, no, well... I mean better. Better than that. The type of stuff you guys tell all day.","text_w_direction":"Um, yeah, no, well... I mean better. Better than that. The type of stuff you guys tell all day.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1836,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Well, those are some awful tight pants you have on. Where'd you get em? Like Queers R Us?","text_w_direction":"Well, [points at Michael] those are some awful tight pants you have on. Where'd you get em? Like Queers R Us?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1837,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Roy","text":"Boys R Us!","text_w_direction":"Boys R Us!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1838,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Warehouse Guy","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1839,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Alright, alright. Well, yeah, but, you know... a joke but not necessarily at my expense.","text_w_direction":"Alright, alright. Well, yeah, but, you know... a joke but not necessarily at my expense.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1840,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Man, we can see all your business coming around the corner, okay? You need to, you know, hide the... good thing you don't have a lot of business to start with.","text_w_direction":"Man, we can see all your business coming around the corner, okay? You need to, you know, hide the... good thing you don't have a lot of business to start with.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1841,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oooh, okay. That was still about me.","text_w_direction":"Oooh, okay. That was still about me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1842,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Roy","text":"Hey, hey, hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey, hey.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1843,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1844,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Roy","text":"So you don't have the biggest package. Don't feel bad.","text_w_direction":"So you don't have the biggest package. Don't feel bad.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1845,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I don't feel bad.","text_w_direction":"I don't feel bad.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1846,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"I think he feels bad.","text_w_direction":"[fake whispers to Roy] I think he feels bad.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1847,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No, I don't.","text_w_direction":"No, I don't.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1848,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Roy","text":"You look like you feel bad.","text_w_direction":"You look like you feel bad.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1849,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1850,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Roy","text":"Little package!","text_w_direction":"Little package!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1851,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Well, not exactly what I was looking for but thanks guys.","text_w_direction":"Well, not exactly what I was looking for but thanks guys.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1852,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Warehouse guy","text":"Little package! Little package!","text_w_direction":"Little package! Little package!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1853,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1854,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Roy","text":"You look good.","text_w_direction":"You look good.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1855,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Hiding from his momma.","text_w_direction":"Hiding from his momma.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1856,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Warehouse guys","text":"","text_w_direction":"[kissing noises, sheep baaing sounds]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1857,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"So remember, intent is irrelevant. And that's it. Pam?","text_w_direction":"So remember, intent is irrelevant. And that's it. Pam?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1858,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Um... I just wanted to say that... Just, my Mom's coming in today.","text_w_direction":"Um... I just wanted to say that... Just, my Mom's coming in today.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1859,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"MILF!","text_w_direction":"MILF!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1860,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Thanks, Kevin.","text_w_direction":"Thanks, Kevin.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1861,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Usually the day we talk about sexual harassment is the day that everyone harasses me as a joke.","text_w_direction":"Usually the day we talk about sexual harassment is the day that everyone harasses me as a joke.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1862,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"She's coming in today and maybe just don't joke around about that stuff in front of her.","text_w_direction":"She's coming in today and maybe just don't joke around about that stuff in front of her.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1863,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Great point.","text_w_direction":"Great point.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1864,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1865,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Um... in fact, basic rule of thumb, let's just act everyday like Pam's Mom's coming in. All right. That's it. Um... if anybody has any questions about anything, you know where I sit in the back.","text_w_direction":"Um... in fact, basic rule of thumb, let's just act everyday like Pam's Mom's coming in. All right. That's it. Um... if anybody has any questions about anything, you know where I sit in the back.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1866,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hi, is it over?","text_w_direction":"Hi, is it over?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1867,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Uh, yes!","text_w_direction":"Uh, yes!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1868,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1869,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"I can go over it with you.","text_w_direction":"I can go over it with you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1870,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I know, I know. It's good. It is not over. It is not over til it's over.","text_w_direction":"I know, I know. It's good. It is not over. It is not over til it's over.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1871,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"It's over.","text_w_direction":"It's over.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1872,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Did he tell you everything? Obviously, he didn't because you all still look relatively happy. Albeit bored. Do you realize what we're losing? Seriously?","text_w_direction":"Did he tell you everything? Obviously, he didn't because you all still look relatively happy. Albeit bored. Do you realize what we're losing? Seriously?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1873,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Email forwards.","text_w_direction":"Email forwards.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1874,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Exactly! Mmwwah! Can we afford to lose email forwards? Do we want that?","text_w_direction":"Exactly! Mmwwah [blows kiss to Angela]! Can we afford to lose email forwards? Do we want that?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1875,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"I hate them. You send me these filthy emails and you say forward them to ten people or you'll have bad luck.","text_w_direction":"I hate them. You send me these filthy emails and you say forward them to ten people or you'll have bad luck.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1876,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Give me a break. Umm... Stanley, how about that hot picture you have by your desk? Centerfold in the Catholic schoolgirl's outfit? I mean, it is hot, it is sexy, and it turns him on. And I will admit, best part of my morning is staring at it. But what? Are we just going to take it away?","text_w_direction":"Give me a break. Umm... Stanley, how about that hot picture you have by your desk? Centerfold in the Catholic schoolgirl's outfit? I mean, it is hot, it is sexy, and it turns him on. And I will admit, best part of my morning is staring at it. But what? Are we just going to take it away?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1877,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"That is my daughter. She goes to Catholic girls' school. I am taking it down right now.","text_w_direction":"That is my daughter. She goes to Catholic girls' school. I am taking it down right now.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1878,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Meredith","text":"Um... what about office romance?","text_w_direction":"Um... what about office romance?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1879,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Office relationships are never a good idea. Yeah. So let's just try to avoid them. But, um, if you already have one, you should disclose it to HR.","text_w_direction":"Office relationships are never a good idea. Yeah. So let's just try to avoid them. But, um, if you already have one, you should disclose it to HR.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1880,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"All relationships? Eh, even a one-night stand?","text_w_direction":"All relationships? Eh, even a one-night stand?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1881,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I think the old honor system was just fine. For example, I have never slept with an employee. And, believe me, I could have.","text_w_direction":"I think the old honor system was just fine. For example, I have never slept with an employee. And, believe me, I could have.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1882,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, Meredith.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, Meredith.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1883,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No! No! Catherine. Remember her? Remember how hot she was?","text_w_direction":"No! No! Catherine. Remember her? Remember how hot she was?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1884,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1885,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"She would have definitely slept with me.","text_w_direction":"She would have definitely slept with me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1886,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"She wasn't that hot.","text_w_direction":"She wasn't that hot.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1887,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, she was. Dammit, Kevin!","text_w_direction":"Yes, she was. Dammit, Kevin!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1888,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Ok, you know, Michael...","text_w_direction":"Ok, you know, Michael...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1889,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"I'm in an office relationship. It's special. Um... she's nice. She's shy. She's actually here. You want to meet her? Hold on one second. Oh, my God! Put on a shirt! Put on a... . I told you that you'd be on camera. I'm sorry, she's European. No, I told you that you'd be on camera. Stop it.","text_w_direction":"I'm in an office relationship. It's special. Um... she's nice. She's shy. She's actually here. You want to meet her? Hold on one second. Oh, my God! Put on a shirt! Put on a... . I told you that you'd be on camera. I'm sorry, she's European. No, I told you that you'd be on camera. Stop it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1890,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"What if Pam was a lesbian? What if she brought her \"partner\" in to work? Would that be crossing the line?","text_w_direction":"What if Pam was a lesbian? What if she brought her \"partner\" in to work? [to Toby] Would that be crossing the line?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1891,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1892,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"What if they made out? In front of everybody?","text_w_direction":"What if they made out? In front of everybody?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1893,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Well, that would be...","text_w_direction":"Well, that would be...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1894,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"At home? And I told everybody everything about it.","text_w_direction":"At home? And I told everybody everything about it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1895,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Okay, I'm lost.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I'm lost.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1896,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Well, then let's act it out. Pam, you will be girl A and girl B will be... Okay! We'll use the doll. Pam. Pam?","text_w_direction":"Okay. Well, then let's act it out. Pam, you will be girl A and girl B will be... Okay! We'll use the doll. Pam. Pam?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1897,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Video","text":"[Crossing the Line","text_w_direction":"[Crossing the Line","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1898,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I wish Todd Packer was here because he would love this. I wonder if anybody else would like to do this. Hey! Um... we have to watch, uh, Toby's video that he's showing us in order to brainwash us and I was wondering if anybody would like to join in? Going to be fun. Got my great pizza. Whataya say? Jim?","text_w_direction":"I wish Todd Packer was here because he would love this. I wonder if anybody else would like to do this. Hey! Um... we have to watch, uh, Toby's video that he's showing us in order to brainwash us and I was wondering if anybody would like to join in? Going to be fun. Got my great pizza. Whataya say? Jim?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1899,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"No, thanks. I'm good.","text_w_direction":"No, thanks. I'm good.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1900,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"That's what she said. Pam?","text_w_direction":"That's what she said. Pam?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1901,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Uh... my mother's coming.","text_w_direction":"Uh... my mother's coming.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1902,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"That's what she sai Nope, but... Okay. Well, suit yourself.","text_w_direction":"That's what she sai [clears throat] Nope, but... Okay. Well, suit yourself.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1903,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, Toby.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Toby.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1904,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Hey Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Hey Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1905,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"You said that we could come to you if we had any questions.","text_w_direction":"You said that we could come to you if we had any questions.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1906,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1907,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Where is the clitoris? On a website, it said at the crest of the labia. What does that mean? What does the female v*g1n* look like?","text_w_direction":"Where is the clitoris? On a website, it said at the crest of the labia. What does that mean? What does the female v*g1n* look like?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1908,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Technically, I am in Human Resources. And Dwight was asking about human anatomy. Um... I'm just sad the public school system failed him so badly.","text_w_direction":"Technically, I am in Human Resources. And Dwight was asking about human anatomy. Um... I'm just sad the public school system failed him so badly.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1909,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Yeah, maybe when you get really comfortable with each other, you can ask for that.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, maybe when you get really comfortable with each other, you can ask for that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1910,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Good. Good. And...","text_w_direction":"Good. Good. And...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1911,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"I should get back to work.","text_w_direction":"I should get back to work.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1912,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1913,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Man in Video","text":"In today's fast-paced business climate, it can sometimes be hard to know when a comment or an action crosses the line. Let's take a look at a couple of scenarios and ask ourselves 'where is the line?'","text_w_direction":"In today's fast-paced business climate, it can sometimes be hard to know when a comment or an action crosses the line. Let's take a look at a couple of scenarios and ask ourselves 'where is the line?'","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1914,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Video","text":"","text_w_direction":"[Scenario 1[/b]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1915,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Roy","text":"Natural redhead.","text_w_direction":"Natural redhead.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1916,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Actor","text":"Hey, Rach.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Rach.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1917,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Redheaded Actress","text":"Hey, Joe. Mike.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Joe. Mike.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1918,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Actor","text":"Hey, settle a bet. Are you a natural redhead?","text_w_direction":"Hey, settle a bet. Are you a natural redhead?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1919,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Oh, Mi... ! Hey, stop the video! Michael, stop it right there! Stop it right there! That's that girl from that thing. I banged this girl right here. This is...","text_w_direction":"Oh, Mi... ! Hey, stop the video! Michael, stop it right there! Stop it right there! That's that girl from that thing. [pointing at Redheaded Actress] I banged this girl right here. This is...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1920,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Roy","text":"That's her?","text_w_direction":"That's her?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1921,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Yes, this is the one.","text_w_direction":"Yes, this is the one.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1922,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Roy","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1923,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"You remember? Yes!","text_w_direction":"You remember? Yes!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1924,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Roy","text":"At the party?","text_w_direction":"At the party?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1925,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Warehouse guy","text":"You banged her?","text_w_direction":"You banged her?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1926,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Yes! Right here. You are a naughty girl!","text_w_direction":"Yes! [to video screen] Right here. You are a naughty girl!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1927,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Okay! Hypocrite! She is a hypocrite. That is such a scam! Okay.","text_w_direction":"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Okay! Hypocrite! She is a hypocrite. That is such a scam! Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1928,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Yes. Yes, I did. Okay. Well, we can talk about that later then. Hi.","text_w_direction":"[to cell phone] Yes. Yes, I did. Okay. Well, we can talk about that later then. [to Pam] Hi.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1929,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, you are never going to believe this. The girl in the video we're watching that Corporate gave us... Darryl banged her! Aaand is about 90% sure.","text_w_direction":"Okay, you are never going to believe this. The girl in the video we're watching that Corporate gave us... Darryl banged her! Aaand is about 90% sure.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1930,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Todd Packer","text":"Don't ever let this little bitch drive you around town. We got, uh, lost for half an hour.","text_w_direction":"Don't ever let this little bitch drive you around town. We got, uh, lost for half an hour.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1931,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I don't have any DUI's so I can drive myself, but thanks.","text_w_direction":"I don't have any DUI's so I can drive myself, but thanks.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1932,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Todd Packer","text":"Where is Michael Snot? Sniffing some dude's thong? Probably.","text_w_direction":"Where is Michael Snot? Sniffing some dude's thong? Probably.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1933,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"So you are the lawyer, Mr. O'Malley? I know a lot of lawyer jokes.","text_w_direction":"So you are the lawyer, Mr. O'Malley? I know a lot of lawyer jokes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1934,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Mr. O'Malley","text":"I love lawyer jokes.","text_w_direction":"I love lawyer jokes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1935,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Well, it's probably because you don't get 'em.","text_w_direction":"Well, it's probably because you don't get 'em.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1936,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"When I said before that I was king of forwards, you got to understand that I don't come up with this stuff. I just forward it along. You wouldn't arrest a guy who's just delivering drugs from one guy to another.","text_w_direction":"When I said before that I was king of forwards, you got to understand that I don't come up with this stuff. I just forward it along. You wouldn't arrest a guy who's just delivering drugs from one guy to another.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1937,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"You seem a little bit agitated, Michael. What's the problem?","text_w_direction":"You seem a little bit agitated, Michael. What's the problem?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1938,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"The problem is that I am the boss and apparently I can't say anything.","text_w_direction":"The problem is that I am the boss and apparently I can't say anything.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1939,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Well, that... that's true in a way. You can't say anything.","text_w_direction":"Well, that... that's true in a way. You can't say anything.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1940,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Where's the line? Where's the line, Jan.","text_w_direction":"Where's the line? Where's the line, Jan.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1941,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Do you need to see the video again, Michael?","text_w_direction":"Do you need to see the video again, Michael?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1942,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No, I've seen the video.","text_w_direction":"No, I've seen the video.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1943,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"He talked the whole time.","text_w_direction":"[to Jan] He talked the whole time.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1944,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No, I didn't. Huh, what?","text_w_direction":"No, I didn't. [to Jan] Huh, what? [everyone looks up at blow-up doll]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1945,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Attention, everyone! Hello! Ah, yes! I just want you to know that, uh, this is not my decision, but from here on out... we can no longer be friends. And when we talk about things here we must only discuss work-associated things. And, uh, you can consider this my retirement from comedy. And in the future, if I want to say something funny or witty or do an impression, I will no longer, ever, do any of those things.","text_w_direction":"Attention, everyone! Hello! Ah, yes! I just want you to know that, uh, this is not my decision, but from here on out... we can no longer be friends. And when we talk about things here we must only discuss work-associated things. And, uh, you can consider this my retirement from comedy. And in the future, if I want to say something funny or witty or do an impression, I will no longer, ever, do any of those things.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1946,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Does that include 'That's What She Said'?","text_w_direction":"Does that include 'That's What She Said'?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1947,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Mmmhmm. Yes.","text_w_direction":"Mmmhmm. Yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1948,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Wow! That is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling, so...","text_w_direction":"Wow! That is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling, so...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1949,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!","text_w_direction":"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1950,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Michael. MICHAEL!","text_w_direction":"Michael. MICHAEL!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1951,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Come on.","text_w_direction":"[laughing] Come on.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1952,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Michael, please.","text_w_direction":"Michael, please.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1953,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Todd Packer","text":"There he is.","text_w_direction":"There he is.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1954,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Mwah!","text_w_direction":"Mwah! [kisses hand and salutes office]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1955,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Todd Packer","text":"There he is. Good one.","text_w_direction":"There he is. Good one.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1956,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"You would have done the same. You just didn't think of it first.","text_w_direction":"You would have done the same. You just didn't think of it first.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1957,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Mike... Michael. Please. I... I... really.","text_w_direction":"Mike... Michael. Please. I... I... really.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1958,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"It's... That's...","text_w_direction":"It's... That's...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1959,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"That's not my sense of humor.","text_w_direction":"That's not my sense of humor.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1960,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Hello. Jan. Mr. O'Malley. This is my lawyer, James P. Albiny.","text_w_direction":"Okay. [to man entering office] Hello. [introduces] Jan. Mr. O'Malley. This is my lawyer, James P. Albiny.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1961,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Wha...","text_w_direction":"Wha...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1962,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I believe you may recognize his face from the billboards. He specializes in Free Speech issues.","text_w_direction":"I believe you may recognize his face from the billboards. He specializes in Free Speech issues.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1963,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Albiny","text":"And motorcycle head injuries, worker's comp, and diet pill lawsuits.","text_w_direction":"[to camera] And motorcycle head injuries, worker's comp, and diet pill lawsuits.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1964,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"This guy does it all.","text_w_direction":"This guy does it all.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1965,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"'Scuse me, I'm sorry. Michael. Mr. O'Malley is your lawyer.","text_w_direction":"[to Albiny] 'Scuse me, I'm sorry. [to Michael] Michael. Mr. O'Malley is your lawyer.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1966,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1967,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Mr. O'Malley is our Corporate lawyer. We have him on retainer. To protect the company as well as upper level management, such as yourself.","text_w_direction":"Mr. O'Malley is our Corporate lawyer. We have him on retainer. To protect the company as well as upper level management, such as yourself.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1968,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"So I'm not in trouble?","text_w_direction":"So I'm not in trouble?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1969,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I am so used to being the bad boy. I am so used to fighting Corporate that I forget that I am Corporate. Upper management. They hooked me up with an attorney. To protect me. You can't be too careful about what you say. Mo' money, mo' problems.","text_w_direction":"I am so used to being the bad boy. I am so used to fighting Corporate that I forget that I am Corporate. Upper management. They hooked me up with an attorney. To protect me. You can't be too careful about what you say. Mo' money, mo' problems.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1970,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Well, let's get you out of here, James. Um... I think we're under an hour still, so...","text_w_direction":"Okay. Well, let's get you out of here, James. Um... I think we're under an hour still, so...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1971,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Albiny","text":"Yeah, but I did a lot of paperwork at home before I got here.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but I did a lot of paperwork at home before I got here.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1972,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I know. We'll talk about it later. Thanks for coming in.","text_w_direction":"I know. We'll talk about it later. Thanks for coming in.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1973,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam's Mom","text":"Um... hello.","text_w_direction":"Um... hello.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1974,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Oh my god!","text_w_direction":"[ecstatic] Oh my god!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1975,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam's Mom","text":"Finally made it!","text_w_direction":"Finally made it!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1976,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Hello!","text_w_direction":"Hello!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1977,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I love my Mom. Okay. That's probably really the most obvious statement ever.","text_w_direction":"I love my Mom. Okay. That's probably really the most obvious statement ever.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1978,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam's Mom","text":"This is all yours?","text_w_direction":"This is all yours?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1979,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah. I'm in charge of this whole area.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I'm in charge of this whole area.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1980,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam's Mom","text":"Oh, my goodness. That's great.","text_w_direction":"Oh, my goodness. That's great.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1981,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Todd Packer","text":"So a guy goes home, tells his wife, \"Honey. Pack your bags. I just won the lottery.\" She goes, \"Oh my god! That's incredible! Where are we going?\" He goes, \"I don't know where you're going, just be out of here by five!\" Boom!","text_w_direction":"So a guy goes home, tells his wife, \"Honey. Pack your bags. I just won the lottery.\" She goes, \"Oh my god! That's incredible! Where are we going?\" He goes, \"I don't know where you're going, just be out of here by five!\" [men laugh] Boom!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1982,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"This is where I used to keep my computer.","text_w_direction":"This is where I used to keep my computer.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1983,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam's Mom","text":"Oh, right! I remember...","text_w_direction":"Oh, right! I remember...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1984,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"But then I moved it.","text_w_direction":"But then I moved it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1985,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam's Mom","text":"with the picture.","text_w_direction":"with the picture.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1986,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, yeah, but I uh... I switched stuff around because I actually needed like more room for organization. So...","text_w_direction":"Yeah, yeah, but I uh... I switched stuff around because I actually needed like more room for organization. So...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1987,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam's Mom","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1988,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"So this is like, um, an organization station...","text_w_direction":"So this is like, um, an organization station...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1989,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam's Mom","text":"Oooooh!","text_w_direction":"[to Roy] Oooooh!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1990,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1991,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam's Mom","text":"Well, there he is!","text_w_direction":"Well, there he is!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1992,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Roy","text":"How are ya?","text_w_direction":"How are ya?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1993,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam's Mom","text":"Hi, handsome!","text_w_direction":"Hi, handsome!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1994,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Roy","text":"You look great!","text_w_direction":"You look great!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1995,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam's Mom","text":"Oh, thank you! So! We ready for dinner?","text_w_direction":"Oh, thank you! So! We ready for dinner?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1996,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Well, you know... actually, I kind of need to stall a bit. But, it's okay, because I am very used to killing time.","text_w_direction":"Well, you know... actually, I kind of need to stall a bit. But, it's okay, because I am very used to killing time.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1997,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam's Mom","text":"Oh, I don't believe that.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I don't believe that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1998,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Roy","text":"Okay, I'm going to go wait in the parking lot. And what kind of tunes you want for the ride? Little, uh, classical? Or oldies?","text_w_direction":"Okay, I'm going to go wait in the parking lot. And what kind of tunes you want for the ride? Little, uh, classical? Or oldies?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":1999,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam's Mom","text":"Oh, anything is fine.","text_w_direction":"Oh, anything is fine.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":2000,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Roy","text":"All right, I'll see ya.","text_w_direction":"All right, I'll see ya.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":2001,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam's Mom","text":"So which one is Jim?","text_w_direction":"So which one is Jim?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":2002,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Mom!","text_w_direction":"Mom!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":2003,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam's Mom","text":"I just wanted to know.","text_w_direction":"I just wanted to know.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":2004,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":2005,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam's Mom","text":"All right. Okay.","text_w_direction":"All right. Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":2006,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Ten minutes.","text_w_direction":"Ten minutes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":2007,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam's Mom","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":2008,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Then we can go to dinner.","text_w_direction":"Then we can go to dinner.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":2009,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam's Mom","text":"I'll make myself busy.","text_w_direction":"I'll make myself busy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":2010,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Todd Packer","text":"There's this guy. He's at a Nymphomaniac Convention. And he is psyched 'cause all these women are smokin' hot perfect 10's, except for this one chick who looks a lot like, uh...","text_w_direction":"There's this guy. He's at a Nymphomaniac Convention. And he is psyched 'cause all these women are smokin' hot perfect 10's, except for this one chick who looks a lot like, uh... [points at Phyllis]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":2011,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Phyllis?","text_w_direction":"Phyllis?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":2012,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No. No, no, no. That crosses the line.","text_w_direction":"No. No, no, no. That crosses the line.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":2013,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Todd Packer","text":"Ex-squeeze me?","text_w_direction":"Ex-squeeze me?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":2014,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Not you. Kevin. Just unwarranted. Hostile work environment, Kevin.","text_w_direction":"Not you. Kevin. Just unwarranted. Hostile work environment, Kevin.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":2015,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Packer said it.","text_w_direction":"Packer said it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":2016,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No. You said it. He pointed. A point is not a say. Look. Kevin, we are a family here and Phyllis is a valued member of that family. Like a grandmother.","text_w_direction":"No. You said it. He pointed. A point is not a say. Look. Kevin, we are a family here and Phyllis is a valued member of that family. Like a grandmother.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":2017,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"I'm the same age as you, Michael.","text_w_direction":"I'm the same age as you, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":2018,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know about that.","text_w_direction":"I don't know about that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":2019,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"We're in the same High School class.","text_w_direction":"We're in the same High School class.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":2020,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I have a late birthday and usually September's a cut-off point. You know what? You just crossed the line. Okay? There's a line and you went over it. And you must be punished. So go to your corner.","text_w_direction":"Well, I have a late birthday and usually September's a cut-off point. [to Kevin] You know what? You just crossed the line. Okay? There's a line and you went over it. And you must be punished. So go to your corner.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":2021,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"You mean where my desk is?","text_w_direction":"You mean where my desk is?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":2022,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, your corner. Go.","text_w_direction":"Yes, your corner. Go.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":2023,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Okay. I have a lot of work to do anyway.","text_w_direction":"Okay. I have a lot of work to do anyway.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":2024,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Mmmhmmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmmhmmm.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":2025,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Todd Packer","text":"Oh my. They really got to you, didn't they?","text_w_direction":"Oh my. They really got to you, didn't they?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":2026,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"They didn't get to me. I got to them. I am still the same old Michael Scott. New and improved. You know what? I love Phyllis. You know what else? I think she is gorgeous. I think she is incredibly, incredibly attractive person. C'mere, c'mere, c'mon! Come on! Come on.","text_w_direction":"They didn't get to me. I got to them. I am still the same old Michael Scott. New and improved. You know what? I love Phyllis. You know what else? I think she is gorgeous. I think she is incredibly, incredibly attractive person. [to Phyllis] C'mere, c'mere, c'mon! Come on! Come on.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":2027,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"Michael! Come on!","text_w_direction":"Michael! Come on!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":2028,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oooh!","text_w_direction":"Oooh!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":2029,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"You don't have to worry. I'm not going to...","text_w_direction":"You don't have to worry. I'm not going to...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":2030,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I'm not worried.","text_w_direction":"I'm not worried.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":2031,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"...report you to HR.","text_w_direction":"...report you to HR.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":2032,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"You know what? The only thing I'm worried about... is getting a boner. Good work today, everybody.","text_w_direction":"You know what? The only thing I'm worried about... is getting a boner. Good work today, everybody.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":2033,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Times have changed a little. And even though we're still a family here at Dunder-Mifflin, families grow. And at some point, the daddy can't take a bath with the kids anymore. I am Upper Management. And it would be inappropriate for me to take a bath with Pam. As much as I might want to.","text_w_direction":"Times have changed a little. And even though we're still a family here at Dunder-Mifflin, families grow. And at some point, the daddy can't take a bath with the kids anymore. I am Upper Management. And it would be inappropriate for me to take a bath with Pam. As much as I might want to.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":2034,"season":2,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Sexual Harassment","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"He said what?","text_w_direction":"He said what?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2736,"air_date":"2005-09-27"}
{"index":2035,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I'm an early bird, and I'm a night owl. So I'm wise, and I have worms. Oh, breakfast.","text_w_direction":"I'm an early bird, and I'm a night owl. So I'm wise, and I have worms. Oh, breakfast.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2036,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"I got your sausage, egg and cheese biscuit.","text_w_direction":"I got your sausage, egg and cheese biscuit.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2037,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yummy, yummy. Thank you, Ryan.","text_w_direction":"Yummy, yummy. Thank you, Ryan.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2038,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"What was the thing, ah, you needed me to come in early for?","text_w_direction":"What was the thing, ah, you needed me to come in early for?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2039,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Um. The sausage, egg, and cheese biscuit. But thank you. And why don't you take a couple hours. The office is yours. \"Home Alone,\" \"Risky Business.\" Take your pants off, run around. Whatever you gotta do.","text_w_direction":"Um. The sausage, egg, and cheese biscuit. But thank you. And why don't you take a couple hours. The office is yours. \"Home Alone,\" \"Risky Business.\" Take your pants off, run around. Whatever you gotta do.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2040,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"I'm just going to take a nap in my car until work starts.","text_w_direction":"I'm just going to take a nap in my car until work starts.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2041,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Ok. Healthier. Gotta watch those carbs.","text_w_direction":"Ok. [Removes biscuit, leaving only sausage, egg and cheese.] Healthier. Gotta watch those carbs.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2042,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Today, I, Michael Scott, am becoming a homeowner. Investing in real estate.","text_w_direction":"Today, I, Michael Scott, am becoming a homeowner. Investing in real estate.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2043,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Diversifying. Smart.","text_w_direction":"Diversifying. Smart.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2044,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yes it is. Yes it is. It is very important to own property. Back in olden days, they would not even let you vote unless you owned property and they'd throw you in the stocks and humiliate you.","text_w_direction":"Yes it is. Yes it is. It is very important to own property. Back in olden days, they would not even let you vote unless you owned property and they'd throw you in the stocks and humiliate you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2045,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"And it worked. They should bring the stocks back. People'd obey the law, there'd be less troublemakers.","text_w_direction":"And it worked. They should bring the stocks back. People'd obey the law, there'd be less troublemakers.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2046,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Maybe.","text_w_direction":"Maybe.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2047,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"","text_w_direction":"[looks bored. Taps finger on desk. Head falls to desk]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2048,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"","text_w_direction":"[laughs]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2049,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Every so often, Jim dies of boredom. I think today it was the expense reports that did him in. And our deal is that, it's up to me to revive him.","text_w_direction":"Every so often, Jim dies of boredom. I think today it was the expense reports that did him in. And our deal is that, it's up to me to revive him.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2050,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"You see Dwight's coffee mug?","text_w_direction":"You see Dwight's coffee mug?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2051,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2052,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Sometimes when he's not here, I try to throw stuff in it.","text_w_direction":"Sometimes when he's not here, I try to throw stuff in it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2053,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"No way. Let's do this Oh.","text_w_direction":"No way. Let's do this [crumples post it and throws into mug. Misses.] Oh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2054,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Here.","text_w_direction":"Here.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2055,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Wind.","text_w_direction":"Wind.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2056,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Try paperclips. Oh wait. This message. For Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Try paperclips. Oh wait. This message. For Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2057,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Perfect.","text_w_direction":"Perfect. [misses]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2058,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2059,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2060,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"You should go.","text_w_direction":"You should go.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2061,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. Yes. Final walkthrough.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Yes. Final walkthrough.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2062,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh huh.","text_w_direction":"Uh huh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2063,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Sign the papers at the condo.","text_w_direction":"Sign the papers at the condo.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2064,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"You have your lawyer there?","text_w_direction":"You have your lawyer there?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2065,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, I don't need one.","text_w_direction":"Uh, I don't need one.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2066,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Can I be your representative?","text_w_direction":"Can I be your representative?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2067,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I don't need a representative.","text_w_direction":"I don't need a representative.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2068,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"I think I should be there.","text_w_direction":"I think I should be there.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2069,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No, No.","text_w_direction":"No, No.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2070,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm good. I can make sure things are up to code.","text_w_direction":"I'm good. I can make sure things are up to code.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2071,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No. Dwight. I'm fine.","text_w_direction":"No. Dwight. I'm fine.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2072,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Please, I'm always the guy you rely on at work.","text_w_direction":"Please, I'm always the guy you rely on at work.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2073,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Well, this isn't about work. This is closing on a condo, it's completely personal.","text_w_direction":"Well, this isn't about work. This is closing on a condo, it's completely personal.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2074,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"So you're taking a personal day?","text_w_direction":"So you're taking a personal day?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2075,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Except that, this is about my living arrangement, and as boss, I need to have a living arrangement in order to do work.","text_w_direction":"Except that, this is about my living arrangement, and as boss, I need to have a living arrangement in order to do work.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2076,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Please, I'll make you proud.","text_w_direction":"Please, I'll make you proud.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2077,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Ok. Fine. Yes, you can come.","text_w_direction":"Ok. Fine. Yes, you can come.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2078,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes! As your representative?","text_w_direction":"Yes! As your representative?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2079,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"As my associate.","text_w_direction":"As my associate.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2080,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Same thing.","text_w_direction":"Same thing.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2081,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No it is not.","text_w_direction":"No it is not.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2082,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"I have been Michael's #2 guy for about 5 years. And we make a great team. We're like one of those classic famous teams. He's like Mozart, and I'm like Mozart's friend. No. I'm like Butch Cassidy, and Michael is like Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart; you're going to get a bullet in your head courtesy of Butch Cassidy.","text_w_direction":"I have been Michael's #2 guy for about 5 years. And we make a great team. We're like one of those classic famous teams. He's like Mozart, and I'm like Mozart's friend. No. I'm like Butch Cassidy, and Michael is like Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart; you're going to get a bullet in your head courtesy of Butch Cassidy.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2083,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, most honorable Pamera. Not offensive, because that's the way they talk in movies.","text_w_direction":"Oh, most honorable Pamera. Not offensive, because that's the way they talk in movies.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2084,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"You headed out?","text_w_direction":"You headed out?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2085,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"We are. Dwight and I are going to the big thing. So why don't you have everybody work on their expense reports and I'd like them in by the end of the day.","text_w_direction":"We are. Dwight and I are going to the big thing. So why don't you have everybody work on their expense reports and I'd like them in by the end of the day.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2086,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2087,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Very good.","text_w_direction":"Very good.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2088,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Have a great time.","text_w_direction":"Have a great time.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2089,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"We will. Um, did you do the thing I asked you to do about the magazines?","text_w_direction":"We will. Um, did you do the thing I asked you to do about the magazines?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2090,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, I changed them to your new address.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I changed them to your new address.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2091,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Good. The Small Business Man?","text_w_direction":"Good. The Small Business Man?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2092,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Yup.","text_w_direction":"Yup.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2093,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Maxim? American Way? Cracked?","text_w_direction":"Maxim? American Way? Cracked?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2094,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Yes, I changed your Cracked magazine subscription.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I changed your Cracked magazine subscription.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2095,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"How about, uh, Fine Arts? Aficionado Monthly?","text_w_direction":"How about, uh, Fine Arts? Aficionado Monthly?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2096,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"","text_w_direction":"[shakes head]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2097,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"NO, well can you get on that, because I don't just read Cracked. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"NO, well can you get on that, because I don't just read Cracked. Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2098,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2099,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Ok. See you soon.","text_w_direction":"Ok. See you soon.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2100,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"What kind of shocks you got on this baby?","text_w_direction":"What kind of shocks you got on this baby?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2101,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know, regular. Normal ones. Nothing fancy. Not my style. What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"I don't know, regular. Normal ones. Nothing fancy. Not my style. What are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2102,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"I want to put the top down.","text_w_direction":"[tries to open sun roof] I want to put the top down.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2103,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"What? No, Dwight. It's fifty degrees outside. Don't... please...","text_w_direction":"What? No, Dwight. It's fifty degrees outside. Don't... please...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2104,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"But then no one can see us.","text_w_direction":"But then no one can see us.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2105,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I... Just... Would you put it up? Ok. Fine. Just leave it down. Whiner.","text_w_direction":"I... Just... Would you put it up? [roof opens] Ok. Fine. Just leave it down. Whiner.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2106,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Check it out. Terminator.","text_w_direction":"Check it out. [points at sunglasses] Terminator.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2107,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I do not understand what you spend your money on.","text_w_direction":"I do not understand what you spend your money on.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2108,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Ooh.","text_w_direction":"[paper football lands on desk] Ooh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2109,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, Oscar, on these new expense reports, do we really have to go back to last quarter?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Oscar, on these new expense reports, do we really have to go back to last quarter?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2110,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"Yeah. It's a terrible system, I know.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. It's a terrible system, I know.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2111,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"What does 2005 season mean?","text_w_direction":"[points at paper on desk] What does 2005 season mean?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2112,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"Eh.","text_w_direction":"Eh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2113,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Wait a minute, what is this?","text_w_direction":"Wait a minute, what is this?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2114,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"It's a scoreboard.","text_w_direction":"It's a scoreboard.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2115,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2116,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"Kevin and I play this paper football game when Michael's out.","text_w_direction":"Kevin and I play this paper football game when Michael's out.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2117,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2118,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2119,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Or when we're bored.","text_w_direction":"Or when we're bored.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2120,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Oh my God! Wait, this goes back two years.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God! Wait, this goes back two years.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2121,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"We're bored a lot.","text_w_direction":"We're bored a lot.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2122,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"OH!","text_w_direction":"[flicks football onto Kevin's desk] OH!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2123,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2124,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"Sweet!","text_w_direction":"Sweet!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2125,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Yes! So close. I really love the paper triangle flicking and hitting things game. Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yes! So close. I really love the paper triangle flicking and hitting things game. Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2126,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"We call it Hate Ball.","text_w_direction":"We call it Hate Ball.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2127,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2128,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Because of how much Angela hates it.","text_w_direction":"Because of how much Angela hates it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2129,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, do you guys have any other games?","text_w_direction":"Hey, do you guys have any other games?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2130,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Sometimes we play \"Who can put the most M&M's in their mouth?\"","text_w_direction":"Sometimes we play \"Who can put the most M&M's in their mouth?\"","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2131,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"You play that.","text_w_direction":"You play that.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2132,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"You should ask Toby to teach you Dunderball.","text_w_direction":"You should ask Toby to teach you Dunderball.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2133,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Home, sweet home.","text_w_direction":"Home, sweet home.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2134,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Which one's yours?","text_w_direction":"Which one's yours?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2135,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Right there. My sanctuary. My party pad. Someday I can just see my grandkids learning how to walk out here. Hang a swing from this tree. Push them back... wait... no, it's this one, right here. Home, sweet home.","text_w_direction":"Right there. My sanctuary. My party pad. Someday I can just see my grandkids learning how to walk out here. Hang a swing from this tree. Push them back... wait... [turns around] no, it's this one, right here. Home, sweet home.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2136,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"So that's what this sound is all day.","text_w_direction":"[bounces ball off wall with Toby] So that's what this sound is all day.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2137,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Carol","text":"Michael, this is Bill. He's the head of the condo association.","text_w_direction":"Michael, this is Bill. He's the head of the condo association.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2138,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, how are you? Nice to meet you, Bill. Bill. Mr. Bill. OHHH NOOO. MR. BILL. OHHH! SNL? When they pull him apart? He'd always get rolled over by something.","text_w_direction":"Oh, how are you? Nice to meet you, Bill. Bill. Mr. Bill. OHHH NOOO. MR. BILL. OHHH! SNL? When they pull him apart? He'd always get rolled over by something.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2139,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Bill","text":"Nice to meet you.","text_w_direction":"Nice to meet you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2140,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Nice to meet you too.","text_w_direction":"Nice to meet you too.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2141,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"This is smaller than your old place.","text_w_direction":"This is smaller than your old place.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2142,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, small. I'm buying it and I'm not renting it. So, it's still an upgrade. He doesn't know anything about property ownership. Kind of an idiot. Um.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, small. I'm buying it and I'm not renting it. So, it's still an upgrade. He doesn't know anything about property ownership. Kind of an idiot. Um.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2143,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Actually, I do own property. My grandfather left me a 60 acre working beet farm. I run it with my cousin, Mose. We sell beets to local stores and restaurants. It's a nice little farm. Sometimes teenagers use it for s*x.","text_w_direction":"Actually, I do own property. My grandfather left me a 60 acre working beet farm. I run it with my cousin, Mose. We sell beets to local stores and restaurants. It's a nice little farm. Sometimes teenagers use it for s*x.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2144,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Carol","text":"Are we ready to sign some papers?","text_w_direction":"Are we ready to sign some papers?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2145,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Actually, no. We have a couple of questions, about the neighborhood.","text_w_direction":"Actually, no. We have a couple of questions, about the neighborhood.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2146,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Bill","text":"It's very safe. It's very clean. Also, it's very accepting of all lifestyles.","text_w_direction":"It's very safe. It's very clean. Also, it's very accepting of all lifestyles.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2147,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Carol","text":"It's a very gay-friendly neighborhood.","text_w_direction":"It's a very gay-friendly neighborhood.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2148,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Oh. Good. That's good. It's good to be accommodating of that.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Good. That's good. It's good to be accommodating of that.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2149,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Let's go check out the master bedroom.","text_w_direction":"Let's go check out the master bedroom.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2150,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Stanley. Just played Dunder Ball with Toby. What about you, you got any games?","text_w_direction":"Stanley. Just played Dunder Ball with Toby. What about you, you got any games?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2151,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Stanley","text":"Yeah, I got a game. It's called \"work hard so my kids can go to college.\"","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I got a game. It's called \"work hard so my kids can go to college.\"","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2152,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Fair enough.","text_w_direction":"Fair enough.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2153,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"This, my friends, is the master bedroom. Check out the cathedral ceilings. Those are like seventeen feet high. We have cable readiness. Right there. I am going to totally pimp this place out. I am going to put a surround sound system. I am going to put a plasma screen right against this wall.","text_w_direction":"This, my friends, is the master bedroom. Check out the cathedral ceilings. Those are like seventeen feet high. We have cable readiness. [points at wall] Right there. I am going to totally pimp this place out. I am going to put a surround sound system. I am going to put a plasma screen right against this wall.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2154,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh. Terrible idea.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Terrible idea.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2155,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I'm putting my bed right over here.","text_w_direction":"I'm putting my bed right over here.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2156,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"No, no, no, no, no. This is a shared wall. Neighbor throws his wife into the wall, plasma screen hits the floor. Totally smashed.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no, no. This is a shared wall. Neighbor throws his wife into the wall, plasma screen hits the floor. Totally smashed.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2157,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Well, then I will get a warrantee.","text_w_direction":"Well, then I will get a warrantee.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2158,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Warrantees don't cover it, plus they're a rip-off.","text_w_direction":"Warrantees don't cover it, plus they're a rip-off.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2159,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Well then I won't get a warrantee.","text_w_direction":"Well then I won't get a warrantee.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2160,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Shh Shh.","text_w_direction":"Shh Shh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2161,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"So that's the problem, is solved. What?","text_w_direction":"So that's the problem, is solved. What?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2162,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Listen. Can you hear that? Oh man. These babies are thin.","text_w_direction":"Listen. [puts ear to wall] Can you hear that? Oh man. These babies are thin.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2163,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"This scented candle ...andle ...andle. Which I found in the men's bathroom ...room ...room. Represents the eternal burning of competition. Or something.","text_w_direction":"[sings Olympic theme song] This scented candle ...andle ...andle. Which I found in the men's bathroom ...room ...room. Represents the eternal burning of competition. Or something.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2164,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"It smells like cookies.","text_w_direction":"It smells like cookies.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2165,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Yes it does. Yes it does my friend. Ok, we will be competing for gold, silver and bronze yogurt lids.","text_w_direction":"Yes it does. Yes it does my friend. Ok, we will be competing for gold, silver and bronze yogurt lids.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2166,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Now the bronze are really blue, and they're also the back side of the gold, so no flipping. K? Honor system.","text_w_direction":"Now the bronze are really blue, and they're also the back side of the gold, so no flipping. K? Honor system.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2167,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"I do play games. I sing and I dangle things in front of my cats. I play lots of games. Just not at work.","text_w_direction":"I do play games. I sing and I dangle things in front of my cats. I play lots of games. Just not at work.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2168,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Let the games begin.","text_w_direction":"Let the games begin. [sings Olympic theme]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2169,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Carol","text":"And then, I just need you to sign here at this arrow.","text_w_direction":"And then, I just need you to sign here at this arrow.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2170,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"What kind of mortgage did you get?","text_w_direction":"What kind of mortgage did you get?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2171,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Uh... Ten year.","text_w_direction":"Uh... Ten year.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2172,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Carol","text":"Well, ten over thirty, so thirty year total.","text_w_direction":"Well, ten over thirty, so thirty year total.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2173,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"What? Wha? You said ten.","text_w_direction":"What? Wha? You said ten.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2174,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Carol","text":"Ten year fixed, over thirty. Thirty year total.","text_w_direction":"Ten year fixed, over thirty. Thirty year total.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2175,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Ho, thirty years.","text_w_direction":"Ho, thirty years.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2176,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, ok, ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok, ok, ok.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2177,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Wow, you'll be paying this off in your mid-seventies.","text_w_direction":"Wow, you'll be paying this off in your mid-seventies.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2178,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2179,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Forget about retiring when you're 65. Hey, I've got an idea. You know that extra bedroom? If the whole girlfriend thing never happens, that's where the nurse can live.","text_w_direction":"Forget about retiring when you're 65. Hey, I've got an idea. You know that extra bedroom? If the whole girlfriend thing never happens, that's where the nurse can live.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2180,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Ok. Alright. Oh boy.","text_w_direction":"Ok. Alright. Oh boy.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2181,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, this is it.","text_w_direction":"Well, this is it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2182,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Carol","text":"Whenever you're ready.","text_w_direction":"Whenever you're ready.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2183,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Um. Oh. Oh, ok. Is that suppose to come off?","text_w_direction":"Um. Oh. [moves stove burner] Oh, ok. Is that suppose to come off?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2184,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Carol","text":"Actually yes.","text_w_direction":"Actually yes.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2185,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, look! Cool. Carpenter ants.","text_w_direction":"Hey, look! Cool. Carpenter ants.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2186,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Um. I'm going to take a little breather for a second. Excuse me.","text_w_direction":"Um. I'm going to take a little breather for a second. Excuse me.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2187,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"We'll be here waiting for you.","text_w_direction":"We'll be here waiting for you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2188,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, man.","text_w_direction":"Oh, man.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2189,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"A thirty year mortgage at Michael's age essentially means that he's buying a coffin. If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldn't hear the other dead people.","text_w_direction":"A thirty year mortgage at Michael's age essentially means that he's buying a coffin. If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldn't hear the other dead people.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2190,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Carol","text":"Whenever you're ready, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Whenever you're ready, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2191,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Uh.","text_w_direction":"Uh. [breathes deeply, head at knees]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2192,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"You have what is the national sport of Icelandic paper companies. And I'm blanking on the name, can you help me out Pam?","text_w_direction":"You have what is the national sport of Icelandic paper companies. And I'm blanking on the name, can you help me out Pam?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2193,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Jim, they refer to it as Flonkerton.","text_w_direction":"Jim, they refer to it as Flonkerton.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2194,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Hum.","text_w_direction":"Hum.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2195,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"In English, box of paper snowshoe racing.","text_w_direction":"In English, box of paper snowshoe racing.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2196,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Fair enough, but I like Flonkerton.","text_w_direction":"Fair enough, but I like Flonkerton.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2197,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"The thing about Jim, is when he's excited about something, like the Office Olympics, he gets really into it and he does a really great job. But the problem with Jim is that he works here, so that hardly ever happens.","text_w_direction":"The thing about Jim, is when he's excited about something, like the Office Olympics, he gets really into it and he does a really great job. But the problem with Jim is that he works here, so that hardly ever happens.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2198,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"So, who will be challenging Kevin in Flonkerton? Anyone?","text_w_direction":"So, who will be challenging Kevin in Flonkerton? Anyone?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2199,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"I'll do it.","text_w_direction":"I'll do it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2200,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Yes! Phyllis! Phyllis, just put your foot right through here. Right through the flonk.","text_w_direction":"Yes! Phyllis! [claps] Phyllis, just put your foot right through here [lifts strap on box of paper]. Right through the flonk.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2201,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"The ceilings are lower than they were last week. That, I don't... I don't...","text_w_direction":"The ceilings are lower than they were last week. That, I don't... I don't...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2202,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Carol","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2203,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"...know if you showed me this same unit or not.","text_w_direction":"...know if you showed me this same unit or not.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2204,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Carol","text":"Michael, this is the unit you saw and...","text_w_direction":"Michael, this is the unit you saw and...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2205,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Where are all the hot people? I was told that there would be all these attractive singles.","text_w_direction":"Where are all the hot people? I was told that there would be all these attractive singles.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2206,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Carol","text":"Who told you that?","text_w_direction":"Who told you that?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2207,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"As far as I can tell, I'm the best-looking person here.","text_w_direction":"As far as I can tell, I'm the best-looking person here.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2208,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"There's a basic principle in real estate, that you should never be the best-looking person in the development. It's just sorta common sense, because if you are, then you've no place to go but down.","text_w_direction":"There's a basic principle in real estate, that you should never be the best-looking person in the development. It's just sorta common sense, because if you are, then you've no place to go but down.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2209,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Carol","text":"Is this a financial thing? If it's a financial thing, what some people do is they rent out the third bedroom.","text_w_direction":"Is this a financial thing? If it's a financial thing, what some people do is they rent out the third bedroom.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2210,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2211,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Carol","text":"That's some extra income for you.","text_w_direction":"That's some extra income for you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2212,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I am not going to rent the third bedroom. I want a price reduction or I am a-walkin.","text_w_direction":"I am not going to rent the third bedroom. I want a price reduction or I am a-walkin.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2213,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Carol","text":"You will lose $7,000 if you walk away right now.","text_w_direction":"You will lose $7,000 if you walk away right now.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2214,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Ehhhh....","text_w_direction":"Ehhhh....","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2215,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I made the right decision. I'm glad I signed. I'm a homeowner. Right? Good to be a homeowner. Diversifying. This is good. This is fun. We're having fun.","text_w_direction":"I made the right decision. I'm glad I signed. I'm a homeowner. Right? Good to be a homeowner. Diversifying. This is good. This is fun. We're having fun.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2216,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Totally having fun. Can you imagine those poor saps stuck at the office today?","text_w_direction":"Totally having fun. Can you imagine those poor saps stuck at the office today? [laughs]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2217,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Here we go. Here we go.","text_w_direction":"Here we go. Here we go.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2218,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Go! Go! Go!","text_w_direction":"Go! Go! Go!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2219,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"Pair of shoes!","text_w_direction":"Pair of shoes!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2220,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Dig deep, dig deep! OHHHhhh! It's Phyllis!","text_w_direction":"Dig deep, dig deep! OHHHhhh! It's Phyllis!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2221,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"It's Phyllis!","text_w_direction":"It's Phyllis!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2222,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Phyllis by a nose. Gold medal in Flernenton.","text_w_direction":"Phyllis by a nose. Gold medal in Flernenton.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2223,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Flonkerton.","text_w_direction":"Flonkerton.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2224,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Thank you, delegate from Iceland.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, delegate from Iceland.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2225,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Meredith","text":"Wow!","text_w_direction":"Wow!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2226,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"","text_w_direction":"[empties bowl of M&M's into his mouth]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2227,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Wow! Ok. No one else should even try! Gold medals! Give him medals. Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow! Ok. No one else should even try! Gold medals! Give him medals. Wow.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2228,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"There's something else Dwight wanted to talk to you about. I have a surprise for you, for helping me out today.","text_w_direction":"There's something else Dwight wanted to talk to you about. I have a surprise for you, for helping me out today.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2229,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"You didn't have to...","text_w_direction":"You didn't have to...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2230,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No, no. I insist. I insist. Because you've really done some great work. Great work. And that is why, I am going to let you move into my third bedroom and pay me rent.","text_w_direction":"No, no. I insist. I insist. Because you've really done some great work. Great work. And that is why, I am going to let you move into my third bedroom and pay me rent.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2231,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Why did I do it? Because I believe in rewarding people for their efforts. Ah. I rewarded Dwight with the room, and he is rewarding me back, ah, with $500 plus utilities.","text_w_direction":"Why did I do it? Because I believe in rewarding people for their efforts. Ah. I rewarded Dwight with the room, and he is rewarding me back, ah, with $500 plus utilities.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2232,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't even know what to say.","text_w_direction":"I don't even know what to say.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2233,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I'm thinking, lock into a four year commitment, we'll go month to month after that. Or, until I start dating, have a girlfriend, then you're, you know, you're gone.","text_w_direction":"I'm thinking, lock into a four year commitment, we'll go month to month after that. Or, until I start dating, have a girlfriend, then you're, you know, you're gone.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2234,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Question. Where can I put my terrarium?","text_w_direction":"Question. Where can I put my terrarium?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2235,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"What the hell is a terrarium?","text_w_direction":"What the hell is a terrarium?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2236,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"It's a fish tank for snakes and lizards.","text_w_direction":"It's a fish tank for snakes and lizards.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2237,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, so an aquarium. Ah, that will not come into this place.","text_w_direction":"Oh, so an aquarium. Ah, that will not come into this place.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2238,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Question. My grandparents left me a large number of armoires.","text_w_direction":"Question. My grandparents left me a large number of armoires.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2239,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Are you sure you don't want to play?","text_w_direction":"Are you sure you don't want to play?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2240,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"I'm sure.","text_w_direction":"I'm sure.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2241,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Come on Angela, don't you have a game?","text_w_direction":"Come on Angela, don't you have a game?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2242,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"I have one, yes.","text_w_direction":"I have one, yes.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2243,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Well, let's play, what is it?","text_w_direction":"Well, let's play, what is it?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2244,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"I call it Pam Pong. I count how many times Jim gets up from his desk and goes to reception to talk to you.","text_w_direction":"I call it Pam Pong. I count how many times Jim gets up from his desk and goes to reception to talk to you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2245,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"We're friends.","text_w_direction":"We're friends.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2246,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Apparently.","text_w_direction":"Apparently.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2247,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Very nicely done. I think that's H-O-R for Stanley, and H-O for Phyllis.","text_w_direction":"Very nicely done. I think that's H-O-R for Stanley, and H-O for Phyllis.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2248,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"Are you calling me a ho?","text_w_direction":"Are you calling me a ho?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2249,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Oh my god. Phyllis, coming alive. I like it.","text_w_direction":"Oh my god. Phyllis, coming alive. I like it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2250,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Question. What about carpooling, who pays for the gas?","text_w_direction":"Question. What about carpooling, who pays for the gas?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2251,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"We take separate cars.","text_w_direction":"We take separate cars.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2252,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Question. Can sometimes I drive your car and you drive mine?","text_w_direction":"Question. Can sometimes I drive your car and you drive mine?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2253,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Why would we do that?","text_w_direction":"Why would we do that?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2254,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Just for fun?","text_w_direction":"Just for fun?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2255,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2256,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Question. Who is the primary on the fire insurance?","text_w_direction":"Question. Who is the primary on the fire insurance?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2257,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"EHHHHNT. Game over. Offer revoked. Dwight. I'm sorry, but you reach out and you try to be a nice guy, and help out a friend, and this is what happens. This is what I get. Oh god. I'm ... Ok.","text_w_direction":"EHHHHNT. Game over. Offer revoked. Dwight. I'm sorry, but you reach out and you try to be a nice guy, and help out a friend, and this is what happens. This is what I get. Oh god. I'm ... Ok.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2258,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank god. It was nice of him to offer, but I live in a nine bedroom farm house. I have my own crossbow range. It's a perfect situation for me. Although two bathrooms would have been nice, we just have the one. And it's under the porch.","text_w_direction":"Thank god. It was nice of him to offer, but I live in a nine bedroom farm house. I have my own crossbow range. It's a perfect situation for me. Although two bathrooms would have been nice, we just have the one. And it's under the porch.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2259,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"Ah...","text_w_direction":"Ah...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2260,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Everyone","text":"OH!","text_w_direction":"OH!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2261,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Who had someone from Vance Refrigeration?","text_w_direction":"Who had someone from Vance Refrigeration?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2262,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"I did.","text_w_direction":"I did.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2263,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Ryan Howard. Ryan! Gold medal.","text_w_direction":"Ryan Howard. Ryan! [claps] Gold medal.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2264,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"I made something for our closing ceremonies.","text_w_direction":"I made something for our closing ceremonies.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2265,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"What? Oh my god. Where did you have time to make that?","text_w_direction":"What? [looks in box] Oh my god. Where did you have time to make that?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2266,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Automatic voicemail.","text_w_direction":"Automatic voicemail.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2267,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Alright Pam, alright. Nice work!","text_w_direction":"Alright Pam, alright [gives her hi-five]. Nice work!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2268,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"","text_w_direction":"[sees Angela making check mark on tally sheet]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2269,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Stanley","text":"A little bit more and I would have had it.","text_w_direction":"A little bit more and I would have had it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2270,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"You know you can always refinance your mortgage. We had a 15 year on our beet farm. We paid it off early.","text_w_direction":"You know you can always refinance your mortgage. We had a 15 year on our beet farm. We paid it off early.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2271,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, well, you know what? Nobody cares about your stupid beet farm. Beets are the worst.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well, you know what? Nobody cares about your stupid beet farm. Beets are the worst.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2272,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"People love beets.","text_w_direction":"People love beets.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2273,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Nobody likes beets.","text_w_direction":"Nobody likes beets.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2274,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Everybody loves beets.","text_w_direction":"Everybody loves beets.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2275,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Nobody likes beets, Dwight. Why don't you grow something that everybody does like? You should grow candy. I'd love a piece of candy right now. Not a beet.","text_w_direction":"Nobody likes beets, Dwight. Why don't you grow something that everybody does like? You should grow candy. I'd love a piece of candy right now. Not a beet.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2276,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Let's get this roof going.","text_w_direction":"Let's get this roof going.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2277,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Stop it!","text_w_direction":"Stop it! [smacks Dwight's arm]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2278,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Ow.","text_w_direction":"Ow.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2279,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Final lap. Final lap. Time to beat is 1","text_w_direction":"Final lap. Final lap. Time to beat is 1","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2280,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Stanley","text":"Oscar!","text_w_direction":"Oscar!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2281,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Crowd","text":"Go! Go! Go!","text_w_direction":"Go! Go! Go!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2282,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Time to beat is one minute, 15 seconds. Here they come. Guys?","text_w_direction":"Time to beat is one minute, 15 seconds. Here they come. [Michael and Dwight enter] Guys?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2283,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"What is going on?","text_w_direction":"What is going on?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2284,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Nothing. Guys? Timer's still going? Er?","text_w_direction":"Nothing. Guys? Timer's still going? Er?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2285,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"That's my stopwatch.","text_w_direction":"That's my stopwatch.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2286,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Here you go. All done.","text_w_direction":"[hands expense report to Oscar] Here you go. All done.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2287,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2288,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, I filled out the expense reports. That took about five minutes and then I closed two sales at lunch time. So, about as productive as any other day. If not more so.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I filled out the expense reports. That took about five minutes and then I closed two sales at lunch time. So, about as productive as any other day. If not more so.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2289,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"I figured I could throw it away now, or I could keep it for a couple of months and then throw it away. I mean, it was really nice of Pam to make them, but what am I going to do with a gold medal made of paper clips and an old yogurt lid?","text_w_direction":"I figured I could throw it away now, or I could keep it for a couple of months and then throw it away. I mean, it was really nice of Pam to make them, but what am I going to do with a gold medal made of paper clips and an old yogurt lid?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2290,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2291,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"I have 59 voicemails.","text_w_direction":"I have 59 voicemails.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2292,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Mmm. Hey, can you ignore those and do something for me instead?","text_w_direction":"Mmm. Hey, can you ignore those and do something for me instead?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2293,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2294,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, today. 5 o'clock. Closing Ceremonies.","text_w_direction":"Okay, today. 5 o'clock. Closing Ceremonies.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2295,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2296,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Notify the athletes.","text_w_direction":"Notify the athletes.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2297,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Cool.","text_w_direction":"Cool.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2298,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2299,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. Jim. Slim Jim. What's going... What's going on?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Jim. Slim Jim. What's going... What's going on?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2300,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Nothing. I just wanted to congratulate you on your condo.","text_w_direction":"Nothing. I just wanted to congratulate you on your condo.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2301,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Oh. Thanks. Thanks. It's very cool. It's a three bedroom, gay-friendly.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Thanks. Thanks. It's very cool. It's a three bedroom, gay-friendly.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2302,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Nice.","text_w_direction":"Nice.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2303,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"You know.","text_w_direction":"You know.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2304,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, would you mind coming out here for a second? I just have something for you.","text_w_direction":"Hey, would you mind coming out here for a second? I just have something for you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2305,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2306,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"What's this?","text_w_direction":"What's this?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2307,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"These are the Closing Ceremonies. Step up. You're on the top one. Congratulations to Michael, because he closed on his condo. So, gold medal.","text_w_direction":"These are the Closing Ceremonies. Step up. You're on the top one. [Michael stands on podium] Congratulations to Michael, because he closed on his condo. So, gold medal. [everyone claps]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2308,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I don't really know what to say. Um, I'm not one for making speeches, but ah, my heart is very full at this moment.","text_w_direction":"I don't really know what to say. Um, I'm not one for making speeches, but ah, my heart is very full at this moment.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2309,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"And for Dwight Schrute, the silver medal.","text_w_direction":"And for Dwight Schrute, the silver medal.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2310,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Get up here, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Get up here, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2311,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Silver medal.","text_w_direction":"Silver medal.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2312,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yep, not as good as gold. Why are you playing the national anthem?","text_w_direction":"Yep, not as good as gold. [national anthem plays] Why are you playing the national anthem?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2313,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Um... 'Cause your condo's in America.","text_w_direction":"Um... 'Cause your condo's in America.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2314,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Oh. What the hell is that?","text_w_direction":"Oh. [doves move across cord] What the hell is that?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2315,"season":2,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Office Olympics","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Those are the doves.","text_w_direction":"Those are the doves.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2005-10-04"}
{"index":2316,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Sure, can I ask who's calling? Just a second.","text_w_direction":"Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Sure, can I ask who's calling? Just a second.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2317,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Jim Halpert. What? How did you get this number? Stalker.","text_w_direction":"Jim Halpert. What? How did you get this number? Stalker.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2318,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Katy and Jim met in the office. And now I guess they're like going out, or dating, or something. And, uh... I don't know! You know? They're just... She calls him, and they... You know, I'm sorry. I feel like I'm talking really loud. Am I talking really loud?","text_w_direction":"Katy and Jim met in the office. And now I guess they're like going out, or dating, or something. And, uh... I don't know! You know? They're just... She calls him, and they... You know, I'm sorry. I feel like I'm talking really loud. Am I talking really loud?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2319,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"So we're still on for lunch? You're meeting me here? Okay. Great. Bye.","text_w_direction":"So we're still on for lunch? You're meeting me here? Okay. Great. Bye.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2320,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Hey! You can just give her your extension.","text_w_direction":"[to Jim] Hey! You can just give her your extension.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2321,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2322,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Howard, slash Ryan, Ryan Howard is sitting in my office. And he has been a temp here for a couple of months and he's kind of gotten the lay of the land a little bit. Had a few laughs along the way. And now he wants to know what I think.","text_w_direction":"Howard, slash Ryan, Ryan Howard is sitting in my office. And he has been a temp here for a couple of months and he's kind of gotten the lay of the land a little bit. Had a few laughs along the way. And now he wants to know what I think.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2323,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"The temp agency wants to know what you think.","text_w_direction":"The temp agency wants to know what you think.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2324,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Shall we? Let us proceed. First up, proficiency in necessary skills. Aaaaeeexcellent!","text_w_direction":"Shall we? Let us proceed. First up, proficiency in necessary skills. Aaaaeeexcellent! [laughs]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2325,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael's in there right now evaluating the temp. He hasn't evaluated me in years.","text_w_direction":"Michael's in there right now evaluating the temp. He hasn't evaluated me in years.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2326,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Five years from now, what do you want to do? Where do you want to be?","text_w_direction":"Five years from now, what do you want to do? Where do you want to be?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2327,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Ah, well, I'm interested in business.","text_w_direction":"Ah, well, I'm interested in business.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2328,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh! Good. Ambitious. Excellent. Want to be a manager?","text_w_direction":"Oh! Good. Ambitious. Excellent. Want to be a manager?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2329,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Uh, no, actually, uh, what I want is to own my own company.","text_w_direction":"Uh, no, actually, uh, what I want is to own my own company.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2330,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"That is ridiculous.","text_w_direction":"That is ridiculous.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2331,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Ryan's about to attend the Michael Scott School of Business. I'm like Mr. Miyagi and Yoda rolled into one.","text_w_direction":"Ryan's about to attend the Michael Scott School of Business. I'm like Mr. Miyagi and Yoda rolled into one.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2332,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Much advice you seek. Do you know who that is?","text_w_direction":"[speaks in a Yoda voice] Much advice you seek. [regular voice] Do you know who that is?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2333,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Fozzie bear?","text_w_direction":"Fozzie bear?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2334,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Mmm... No. That was Yoda.","text_w_direction":"Mmm... No. That was Yoda.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2335,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"There are ten rules of business that you need to learn. Number one","text_w_direction":"There are ten rules of business that you need to learn. Number one[/b]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2336,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Got it.","text_w_direction":"Got it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2337,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"And I will give you the rest of the ten at lunch.","text_w_direction":"And I will give you the rest of the ten at lunch.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2338,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"[to Ryan] [makes clicking noises like shooting a gun] Hey!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2339,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael and I have a very special connection. He's like Batman, I'm like Robin. He's like the Lone Ranger, and I'm like Tonto. And it's not like there was the Lone Ranger, and Tonto, and Bonto.","text_w_direction":"Michael and I have a very special connection. He's like Batman, I'm like Robin. He's like the Lone Ranger, and I'm like Tonto. And it's not like there was the Lone Ranger, and Tonto, and Bonto.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2340,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"But it says no late fee... .","text_w_direction":"[in background, on phone] But it says no late fee... .","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2341,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"People!","text_w_direction":"[alarm sounds] People!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2342,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Okay! Everybody!","text_w_direction":"Okay! Everybody!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2343,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"This is not a test! Move to the exits!","text_w_direction":"This is not a test! Move to the exits!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2344,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Do not panic!","text_w_direction":"Do not panic!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2345,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Head towards the exits.","text_w_direction":"Head towards the exits.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2346,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Safety partners.","text_w_direction":"Safety partners.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2347,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Get up off your desks!","text_w_direction":"Get up off your desks!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2348,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Do not panic.","text_w_direction":"Do not panic.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2349,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"No, I don't hear it? Alright.","text_w_direction":"[in phone] No, I don't hear it? Alright.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2350,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"No, panic is warranted!","text_w_direction":"No, panic is warranted!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2351,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Go in single file lines.","text_w_direction":"Go in single file lines.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2352,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"No, no. Finish the...","text_w_direction":"[in phone] No, no. Finish the...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2353,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"This is not at drill!","text_w_direction":"This is not at drill!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2354,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Arms at your sides! Arms at your sides!","text_w_direction":"Arms at your sides! Arms at your sides!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2355,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Please, move quickly! This is a paper company, people! Step lively!","text_w_direction":"Please, move quickly! This is a paper company, people! Step lively!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2356,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Go, let's go.","text_w_direction":"Go, let's go.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2357,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"This whole place is a tinder box, it is ready to blow!","text_w_direction":"This whole place is a tinder box, it is ready to blow!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2358,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"This is not a test! Can you leave?!","text_w_direction":"This is not a test! Can you leave?!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2359,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh, you say that every time.","text_w_direction":"Oh, you say that every time.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2360,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"DO YOU WANT TO DIE?","text_w_direction":"DO YOU WANT TO DIE?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2361,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh, boy...","text_w_direction":"Oh, boy...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2362,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Do you want to die? OUT!!","text_w_direction":"Do you want to die? OUT!!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2363,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Alright, let's go, let's go.","text_w_direction":"Alright, let's go, let's go.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2364,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"STANLEY! Have you ever seen a burn victim?","text_w_direction":"STANLEY! Have you ever seen a burn victim?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2365,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Come on, you're safety partners!","text_w_direction":"Come on, you're safety partners!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2366,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Move to the exits!","text_w_direction":"Move to the exits!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2367,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"You're safety partners!","text_w_direction":"You're safety partners!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2368,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"We've got smoke! We've got smoke! Smoke! Gah! Oh, Kelly! You're okay! I've got you!","text_w_direction":"We've got smoke! We've got smoke! Smoke! Gah! [Spots Kelly] Oh, Kelly! You're okay! I've got you!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2369,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"I'm okay!","text_w_direction":"I'm okay!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2370,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Cover your nose and mouth. Breathe through your nose.","text_w_direction":"Cover your nose and mouth. Breathe through your nose.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2371,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"Let go of me!","text_w_direction":"Let go of me!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2372,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Breathe through your nose. Remove your stockings. Okay? They'll melt right into your flesh! Stay below the smoke line. Let's go! Clear out, stat! STAT MEANS NOW!","text_w_direction":"Breathe through your nose. Remove your stockings. Okay? They'll melt right into your flesh! Stay below the smoke line. Let's go! Clear out, stat! STAT MEANS NOW!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2373,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, I was the first one out. And, yes, I've heard women and children first. But, we do not employ children. We are not a sweat shop. Thankfully. And, uh, women are equal in the workplace by law. So, I let them out first, I have a lawsuit on my hands.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I was the first one out. And, yes, I've heard women and children first. But, we do not employ children. We are not a sweat shop. Thankfully. And, uh, women are equal in the workplace by law. So, I let them out first, I have a lawsuit on my hands.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2374,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Another rule of business is being able to adapt to different situations.","text_w_direction":"Another rule of business is being able to adapt to different situations.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2375,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2376,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Adapt. React. Re-adapt. Act. All right? That's rule number two.","text_w_direction":"Adapt. React. Re-adapt. Act. All right? That's rule number two.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2377,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, guys, listen up, we need a head count. We need to count off. Michael's number one. Where is he? Where is he?","text_w_direction":"Okay, guys, listen up, we need a head count. We need to count off. Michael's number one. Where is he? Where is he?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2378,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"So what was rule two?","text_w_direction":"So what was rule two?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2379,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Ah... adapt, react, re-adapt, act.","text_w_direction":"Ah... adapt, react, re-adapt, act.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2380,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, well, let's... . let's kind of take it a little slower.","text_w_direction":"Okay, well, let's... . let's kind of take it a little slower.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2381,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, Michael. Um... Ryan needs his number for the count off.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Michael. Um... Ryan needs his number for the count off.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2382,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, uh, well, one is taken.","text_w_direction":"Okay, uh, well, one is taken.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2383,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Uh, okay, two?","text_w_direction":"Uh, okay, two?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2384,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"NO!","text_w_direction":"NO!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2385,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Okay... uh, sorry?","text_w_direction":"Okay... uh, sorry?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2386,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, he can have 14. Marjory's not here today.","text_w_direction":"Okay, he can have 14. Marjory's not here today.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2387,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Well, he needs a permanent number, right?","text_w_direction":"Well, he needs a permanent number, right?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2388,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2389,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"...I don't.","text_w_direction":"...I don't.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2390,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, you know what else? I thought of a nickname for the three of us. Three Musketeers.","text_w_direction":"Oh, you know what else? I thought of a nickname for the three of us. Three Musketeers.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2391,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Um, yeah. Okay. That... No, no, no. I got one. I got one. The Three Stooges.","text_w_direction":"Um, yeah. Okay. That... No, no, no. I got one. I got one. The Three Stooges.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2392,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"That's funny, too. But if we're the Three Musketeers...","text_w_direction":"That's funny, too. But if we're the Three Musketeers...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2393,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"I don't want to be like \"a guy\" here. You know? Like, Stanley is the \"crossword puzzle guy\". And Angela has cats. I don't want to have a thing... here. You know, I don't want to be the \"something guy\".","text_w_direction":"I don't want to be like \"a guy\" here. You know? Like, Stanley is the \"crossword puzzle guy\". And Angela has cats. I don't want to have a thing... here. You know, I don't want to be the \"something guy\".","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2394,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, you know what? I am going to be, uh, setting the agenda here. Okay? Can everybody gather up, please? Important announcement. Very important announcement. I think this is a perfect opportunity for all of us to participate in some really intense, psychologically revealing conversations. So we're going to be playing Desert Island, umm, Who Would You Do?","text_w_direction":"Okay, you know what? I am going to be, uh, setting the agenda here. Okay? Can everybody gather up, please? Important announcement. Very important announcement. I think this is a perfect opportunity for all of us to participate in some really intense, psychologically revealing conversations. So we're going to be playing Desert Island, umm, Who Would You Do?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2395,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"Ooh.","text_w_direction":"Ooh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2396,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"And, um...","text_w_direction":"And, um...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2397,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"...Would You Rather?","text_w_direction":"...Would You Rather?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2398,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Would You Rather. Would You Rather is our third game.","text_w_direction":"Would You Rather. Would You Rather is our third game.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2399,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey guys, great response time. Listen up, I got some theories. Okay, there's a...","text_w_direction":"[to firemen] Hey guys, great response time. Listen up, I got some theories. Okay, there's a...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2400,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, so... three books on a desert island? Angela.","text_w_direction":"Okay, so... three books on a desert island? Angela.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2401,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"The Bible.","text_w_direction":"The Bible.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2402,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"That's one book. You've got two others.","text_w_direction":"That's one book. You've got two others.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2403,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"A Purpose Driven Life.","text_w_direction":"A Purpose Driven Life.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2404,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Nice. Third book?","text_w_direction":"Nice. Third book?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2405,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2406,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. Phyllis.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Phyllis.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2407,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"Um, The DaVinci Code.","text_w_direction":"Um, The DaVinci Code.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2408,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"The DaVinci Code!","text_w_direction":"The DaVinci Code!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2409,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Nice.","text_w_direction":"Nice.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2410,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"I would take The DaVinci Code... so I could burn The DaVinci Code.","text_w_direction":"I would take The DaVinci Code... so I could burn The DaVinci Code.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2411,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay. Great, that's going to keep you warm for like 7 seconds. Question","text_w_direction":"Okay. Great, that's going to keep you warm for like 7 seconds. Question[/b]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2412,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"I guess.","text_w_direction":"I guess.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2413,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Then I would bring an axe, no books.","text_w_direction":"Then I would bring an axe, no books.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2414,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, it has to be a book, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Uh, it has to be a book, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2415,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Fine. Physician's Desk Reference.","text_w_direction":"Fine. Physician's Desk Reference.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2416,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Nice. Smart.","text_w_direction":"Nice. Smart.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2417,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"...hollowed out, inside","text_w_direction":"...hollowed out, inside[/b]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2418,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Rule number four. In business, image is everything - Andre Agassi. This car is an investment. Right? If I have to take out a client or I'm seen around Scranton in it. I love it. I love this car. Do you like it?","text_w_direction":"Rule number four. In business, image is everything - Andre Agassi. This car is an investment. Right? If I have to take out a client or I'm seen around Scranton in it. I love it. I love this car. Do you like it?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2419,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2420,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. Thought people read more books.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Thought people read more books.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2421,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"DVDs! Five movies. What would you bring to the island? Yes! Meredith?","text_w_direction":"DVDs! Five movies. What would you bring to the island? Yes! Meredith?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2422,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Meredith","text":"Legends of the Fall, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Legally Blond, Bridges of Madison County...","text_w_direction":"Legends of the Fall, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Legally Blond, Bridges of Madison County...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2423,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2424,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Legends of the Fall?","text_w_direction":"Legends of the Fall?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2425,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Wow. Bridges of Madison County, Legally Blond, these movies are just... .","text_w_direction":"Wow. Bridges of Madison County, Legally Blond, these movies are just... .","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2426,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Well, I kind of liked Legal...","text_w_direction":"Well, I kind of liked Legal...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2427,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Wait, wait, wait. Pam. No. Do you understand? The... the game is Desert Island Movies, not guilty pleasure movies. Desert Island Movies are the movies you're going to watch for the rest of your life! Forever! Unforgivable.","text_w_direction":"Wait, wait, wait. Pam. No. Do you understand? The... the game is Desert Island Movies, not guilty pleasure movies. Desert Island Movies are the movies you're going to watch for the rest of your life! Forever! Unforgivable.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2428,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I take it back.","text_w_direction":"I take it back.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2429,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Unforgivable.","text_w_direction":"Unforgivable.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2430,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I take it back!","text_w_direction":"I take it back!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2431,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Good.","text_w_direction":"Good.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2432,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Meredith","text":"...and Ghost. But, ah, just that one scene...","text_w_direction":"...and Ghost. But, ah, just that one scene...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2433,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Is this your car, Ryan?","text_w_direction":"Is this your car, Ryan?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2434,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Wow, some pretty big books back there, huh?","text_w_direction":"Wow, some pretty big books back there, huh?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2435,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Don't...","text_w_direction":"[to Dwight] Don't...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2436,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Good shocks.","text_w_direction":"Good shocks.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2437,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hello, Mr. Egghead! Woop! So... oh, Stanley Kaplan! I know him. 'M' is for Murder, 'P' is for...","text_w_direction":"Hello, Mr. Egghead! Woop! So... oh, Stanley Kaplan! I know him. 'M' is for Murder, 'P' is for...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2438,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"That's actually a test prep book.","text_w_direction":"That's actually a test prep book.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2439,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"...for Phone. What?","text_w_direction":"...for Phone. What?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2440,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"That's a test prep for business school.","text_w_direction":"That's a test prep for business school.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2441,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Um, oh, thinking about business school?","text_w_direction":"Um, oh, thinking about business school?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2442,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"I just got in. I applied, I go at night.","text_w_direction":"I just got in. I applied, I go at night.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2443,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2444,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2445,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"So you think you know a lot about business?","text_w_direction":"So you think you know a lot about business?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2446,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"No, not yet.","text_w_direction":"No, not yet.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2447,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Uh huh.","text_w_direction":"Uh huh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2448,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Just started.","text_w_direction":"Just started.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2449,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. Quiz me.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Quiz me.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2450,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"I... wouldn't even know where to start.","text_w_direction":"I... wouldn't even know where to start.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2451,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Come on, egghead. Let's do it.","text_w_direction":"Come on, egghead. Let's do it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2452,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Do it.","text_w_direction":"Do it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2453,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Quiz me up.","text_w_direction":"Quiz me up.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2454,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"All right, um... Why have people been rethinking the Microsoft model in the past few years?","text_w_direction":"All right, um... Why have people been rethinking the Microsoft model in the past few years?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2455,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Uh...","text_w_direction":"Uh...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2456,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"When I was Ryan's age, I worked in a fast food restaurant, to save up money for school. And then I spe... lost it in a pyramid scheme. But I learned more about business, right then and there, than business school would ever teach me, or Ryan would ever teach me.","text_w_direction":"When I was Ryan's age, I worked in a fast food restaurant, to save up money for school. And then I spe... lost it in a pyramid scheme. But I learned more about business, right then and there, than business school would ever teach me, or Ryan would ever teach me.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2457,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Is it cheaper to sign a new customer? Or to keep an existing customer?","text_w_direction":"Is it cheaper to sign a new customer? Or to keep an existing customer?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2458,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Keep an existing...","text_w_direction":"Keep an existing...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2459,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Shut, it. Can I... can I just do it please? Uh, it's equal.","text_w_direction":"[to Dwight] Shut, it. Can I... can I just do it please? [to Ryan] Uh, it's equal.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2460,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"It is ten times more expensive to sign a new customer.","text_w_direction":"It is ten times more expensive to sign a new customer.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2461,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Yes! It was a trick question.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Yes! It was a trick question.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2462,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, but look, I mean, he didn't need business school. Okay, Michael comes from the school of hard knocks.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but look, I mean, he didn't need business school. Okay, Michael comes from the school of hard knocks.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2463,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Okay, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2464,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Self taught. You didn't even go to college.","text_w_direction":"Self taught. You didn't even go to college.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2465,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"You know what, Dwight? You don't need to help me here. Okay? Well, you know... Maybe you should go to business school like Ryan, then... then you'd know what you're talking about.","text_w_direction":"You know what, Dwight? You don't need to help me here. Okay? Well, you know... Maybe you should go to business school like Ryan, then... then you'd know what you're talking about.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2466,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Come on. I'm studying with the master, huh?","text_w_direction":"[scoffs] Come on. I'm studying with the master, huh?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2467,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"For instance, why don't you go to business...","text_w_direction":"For instance, why don't you go to business...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2468,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"You should learn from him, right?","text_w_direction":"[to Ryan] You should learn from him, right?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2469,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"I am.","text_w_direction":"I am.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2470,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Right?","text_w_direction":"Right?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2471,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"I am.","text_w_direction":"I am.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2472,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Stop. Dwight. You know what? You're acting like a dork. Would you cool it? Please. Okay. Hey! He's not your five year old brother, Dwight. He's a valued member of this company... and you know what? He knows more about business than you ever will.","text_w_direction":"Stop. Dwight. You know what? You're acting like a dork. Would you cool it? Please. Okay. Hey! He's not your five year old brother, Dwight. He's a valued member of this company... and you know what? He knows more about business than you ever will.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2473,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Stupid!","text_w_direction":"Stupid!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2474,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I did not go to business school. You know who else didn't go to business school? LeBron James, Tracy McGrady, Kobe Bryant. They went right from high school to the NBA. So... so it's not the same thing. At all.","text_w_direction":"I did not go to business school. You know who else didn't go to business school? LeBron James, Tracy McGrady, Kobe Bryant. They went right from high school to the NBA. So... so it's not the same thing. At all.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2475,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Look at this stuff. Market fragments. What is that supposed to be?","text_w_direction":"Look at this stuff. Market fragments. What is that supposed to be?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2476,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"It's a way of looking at consumers as subsets of a larger client base.","text_w_direction":"It's a way of looking at consumers as subsets of a larger client base.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2477,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"You are so smart. You are so eff-in' smart. You should be teaching me.","text_w_direction":"You are so smart. You are so eff-in' smart. You should be teaching me.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2478,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Pam? Get us back into it.","text_w_direction":"Pam? Get us back into it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2479,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2480,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Five movies. Go ahead.","text_w_direction":"Five movies. Go ahead.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2481,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Um, Fargo, um, Edward Scissorhands, Dazed and Confused...","text_w_direction":"Um, Fargo, um, Edward Scissorhands, Dazed and Confused...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2482,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Ooh, definitely in my top five.","text_w_direction":"Ooh, definitely in my top five.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2483,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Yes. In my top three, so suck it.","text_w_direction":"Yes. In my top three, so suck it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2484,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2485,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Breakfast Club. Um... The Princess Bride and...","text_w_direction":"Breakfast Club. Um... The Princess Bride and...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2486,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Okay that's five.","text_w_direction":"Okay that's five.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2487,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"No, my all time favorite!","text_w_direction":"No, my all time favorite!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2488,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Pam, play by the rules.","text_w_direction":"Pam, play by the rules.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2489,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"All time favorite.","text_w_direction":"All time favorite.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2490,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Play by the rules. Dwight. All time favorite movie.","text_w_direction":"Play by the rules. Dwight. All time favorite movie.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2491,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"The Crow.","text_w_direction":"The Crow.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2492,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I became a salesman... because of people, I love making friends. But then I was promoted to manager, at a very young age. I still try to be a friend first, but... You know? I'm very successful... your coworkers look at you differently. Huu, what do you think?","text_w_direction":"I became a salesman... because of people, I love making friends. But then I was promoted to manager, at a very young age. I still try to be a friend first, but... You know? I'm very successful... your coworkers look at you differently. Huu, what do you think?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2493,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Maybe we should get some air.","text_w_direction":"Maybe we should get some air.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2494,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Nah, I'm okay.","text_w_direction":"Nah, I'm okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2495,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"I'm really uncomfortable.","text_w_direction":"I'm really uncomfortable.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2496,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"All right. Let's move on. Let's move on to the main event. Who Would You Do?","text_w_direction":"All right. Let's move on. Let's move on to the main event. Who Would You Do?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2497,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Present company excluded?","text_w_direction":"Present company excluded?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2498,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Um, not neccessari...","text_w_direction":"Um, not neccessari...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2499,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Pam.","text_w_direction":"Pam.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2500,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"Pam.","text_w_direction":"Pam.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2501,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Um... okay. Ah, you know what? Maybe I'll... I'll finish explaining the rules. Let's... let me explain it first, and then...","text_w_direction":"Um... okay. Ah, you know what? Maybe I'll... I'll finish explaining the rules. Let's... let me explain it first, and then...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2502,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"song","text":"Think you've had too much / in this life.","text_w_direction":"[\"Everybody Hurts\" by R.E.M.] Think you've had too much / in this life.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2503,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, so we'll get right... You know what? I'll be right back. Stanley, you're taking over for me, buddy. I'll be right back.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, so we'll get right... You know what? I'll be right back. Stanley, you're taking over for me, buddy. I'll be right back.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2504,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"Okay, um...","text_w_direction":"Okay, um...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2505,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight. Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Dwight. Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2506,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Song","text":"Everybody hurts,","text_w_direction":"Everybody hurts,","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2507,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Come on Dwight! Use words.","text_w_direction":"Come on Dwight! Use words.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2508,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Song","text":"Sometim... .","text_w_direction":"Sometim... .","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2509,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Why didn't I go to business school?","text_w_direction":"Why didn't I go to business school?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2510,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Who goes to business school?","text_w_direction":"Who goes to business school?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2511,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"The temp.","text_w_direction":"The temp.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2512,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"He does?","text_w_direction":"He does?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2513,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, it's all him and Michael talk about anymore.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it's all him and Michael talk about anymore.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2514,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"You know, I bet Ryan thinks to himself 'I wish I were a volunteer sheriff on the weekends'.","text_w_direction":"You know, I bet Ryan thinks to himself 'I wish I were a volunteer sheriff on the weekends'.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2515,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"He doesn't even know that I do that.","text_w_direction":"He doesn't even know that I do that.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2516,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"You should tell him.","text_w_direction":"You should tell him.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2517,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh yeah, Pam. Right. That's going to help things, just talk it out. I hope the war goes on forever and Ryan gets drafted.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah, Pam. Right. That's going to help things, just talk it out. I hope the war goes on forever and Ryan gets drafted.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2518,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2519,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2520,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm sorry I said that, I didn't... just part of me meant it. Besides, he'd end up being a hero anyway.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry I said that, I didn't... just part of me meant it. Besides, he'd end up being a hero anyway.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2521,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"You know what you should do? You should quit. And then, that would stick it to both of them.","text_w_direction":"You know what you should do? You should quit. And then, that would stick it to both of them.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2522,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh Jim, I'm not going to quit. Then Ryan wins.","text_w_direction":"Oh Jim, I'm not going to quit. Then Ryan wins.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2523,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. You're right.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. You're right.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2524,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Thanks you guys. I just need some alone time.","text_w_direction":"Thanks you guys. I just need some alone time.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2525,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Kay.","text_w_direction":"Kay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2526,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Song","text":"Everybody hurts","text_w_direction":"Everybody hurts","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2527,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Alright buddy.","text_w_direction":"Alright buddy.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2528,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Song","text":"Everybody cries","text_w_direction":"Everybody cries","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2529,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Roy","text":"Hey! Guys, what's going on?","text_w_direction":"Hey! Guys, what's going on?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2530,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Nothing.","text_w_direction":"Nothing.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2531,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2532,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Song","text":"Everybody hurts","text_w_direction":"Everybody hurts","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2533,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Roy","text":"What's up? Can I hang out with you guys for a bit?","text_w_direction":"What's up? Can I hang out with you guys for a bit?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2534,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Song","text":"Sometimes","text_w_direction":"Sometimes","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2535,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Roy","text":"The warehouse guys are a bunch of jackasses sometimes.","text_w_direction":"The warehouse guys are a bunch of jackasses sometimes.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2536,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"Come on people, you know the rules of the game now.","text_w_direction":"Come on people, you know the rules of the game now.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2537,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, hey. Game, what game are we playing here?","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey. Game, what game are we playing here?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2538,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"Okay. It's called Who Would You Do?","text_w_direction":"Okay. It's called Who Would You Do?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2539,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, I play this at home all the time while I'm falling asleep. What, uh... . Where are we? Where are we here? Mmm.. Roy? Roy? Who would you do, Roy?","text_w_direction":"Oh, I play this at home all the time while I'm falling asleep. What, uh... . Where are we? Where are we here? Mmm.. Roy? Roy? Who would you do, Roy?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2540,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Roy","text":"Uh... Oh, I got it! Uh, what's the name of that, uh, tight ass, uh, Christian, uh, chick. The, uh, the blond?","text_w_direction":"Uh... Oh, I got it! Uh, what's the name of that, uh, tight ass, uh, Christian, uh, chick. The, uh, the blond?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2541,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"My name is Angela.","text_w_direction":"My name is Angela.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2542,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Roy","text":"Hey, Angela! Roy. Nice to meet you.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Angela! Roy. Nice to meet you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2543,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Aaaall right. Who's next, who's next, who's next, who's? Jim? You're next. Who would you do?","text_w_direction":"Aaaall right. Who's next, who's next, who's next, who's? Jim? You're next. Who would you do?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2544,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Um... Kevin, hands down. Yeah. He's really got that teddy bear thing going on, and afterwards, we could just watch bowling.","text_w_direction":"Um... Kevin, hands down. Yeah. He's really got that teddy bear thing going on, and afterwards, we could just watch bowling.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2545,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I would definitely have s*x with Ryan. 'Cause he is going to own his own business.","text_w_direction":"Well, I would definitely have s*x with Ryan. 'Cause he is going to own his own business.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2546,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Roy","text":"You're all gay.","text_w_direction":"You're all gay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2547,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Who's, uh... Who's next? Who we got? Whooo...","text_w_direction":"Who's, uh... Who's next? Who we got? Whooo...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2548,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Hey, no, I can talk, I can talk, I can talk... this is great timing.","text_w_direction":"[answers phone] Hey, no, I can talk, I can talk, I can talk... this is great timing.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2549,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Wish I had my cell phone, but I left it inside. So...","text_w_direction":"Wish I had my cell phone, but I left it inside. So...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2550,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Would that make you happy?","text_w_direction":"Would that make you happy?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2551,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"What's that?","text_w_direction":"What's that?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2552,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"If you had your cell phone, it would make you happy?","text_w_direction":"If you had your cell phone, it would make you happy?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2553,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2554,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm on it.","text_w_direction":"I'm on it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2555,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight. Hey!","text_w_direction":"Dwight. Hey!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2556,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"You can't go in yet!","text_w_direction":"You can't go in yet!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2557,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight, don't! He is an idiot. The man is an idiot, ladies and gentlemen.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, don't! He is an idiot. The man is an idiot, ladies and gentlemen.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2558,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"What if he dies in the fire? And that's the last thing you ever said to him.","text_w_direction":"What if he dies in the fire? And that's the last thing you ever said to him.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2559,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I didn't say it to him. I said it about him.","text_w_direction":"I didn't say it to him. I said it about him.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2560,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Meredith","text":"...Jim.","text_w_direction":"...Jim.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2561,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"Definitely Jim.","text_w_direction":"Definitely Jim.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2562,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"Definitely, definitely, Jim.","text_w_direction":"Definitely, definitely, Jim.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2563,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"Come on, Pam.","text_w_direction":"Come on, Pam.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2564,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"How about you Pam?","text_w_direction":"How about you Pam?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2565,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Um... Oscar's kind of cute.","text_w_direction":"Um... Oscar's kind of cute.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2566,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah, I like Oscar.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I like Oscar.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2567,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Ooh, Toby!","text_w_direction":"Ooh, Toby!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2568,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"How long does it take to find a cell phone? I don't know either.","text_w_direction":"[in the background] How long does it take to find a cell phone? I don't know either.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2569,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Meredith","text":"Is there anybody else.","text_w_direction":"Is there anybody else.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2570,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"","text_w_direction":"[clears his throat]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2571,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, where are you? Oh good. Yeah. We're just here, we're playing Desert Island. It's when you pick your five favorite DVDs...","text_w_direction":"[on the phone] Hey, where are you? Oh good. Yeah. We're just here, we're playing Desert Island. It's when you pick your five favorite DVDs...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2572,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Seriously, where the hell is Dwight? Hey, call my cell phone. It'll make it easier for him to find.","text_w_direction":"Seriously, where the hell is Dwight? Hey, call my cell phone. It'll make it easier for him to find.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2573,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"What's your number?","text_w_direction":"What's your number?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2574,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I gave it to you in the car.","text_w_direction":"I gave it to you in the car.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2575,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Um...","text_w_direction":"Um...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2576,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I saw you program it in.","text_w_direction":"I saw you program it in.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2577,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"You got to... you got to give it to me again.","text_w_direction":"You got to... you got to give it to me again.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2578,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Alright.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Alright.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2579,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Now I have it.","text_w_direction":"Now I have it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2580,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, I better tell somebody. Excuse me, sir...","text_w_direction":"Uh, I better tell somebody. [to fireman] Excuse me, sir...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2581,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[coughing]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2582,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight!? Great goin'. God, Man! Why did you go in there? What... Everybody was scared out of their wits, man? Oooh.","text_w_direction":"Dwight!? Great goin'. God, Man! Why did you go in there? What... Everybody was scared out of their wits, man? Oooh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2583,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Everyone, okay? Uh, I have an announcement. Apparently, in business school, they don't teach you how to operate a toaster oven. Because some smart, sexy temp left his cheese pita on oven instead of timing it for the toaster thing.","text_w_direction":"[coughing] Everyone, okay? Uh, I have an announcement. Apparently, in business school, they don't teach you how to operate a toaster oven. Because some smart, sexy temp left his cheese pita on oven instead of timing it for the toaster thing.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2584,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Wow. Okay. Well, I guess they don't teach how to operate a toaster oven in business school.","text_w_direction":"Wow. Okay. Well, I guess they don't teach how to operate a toaster oven in business school.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2585,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"That's exactly what I said.","text_w_direction":"That's exactly what I said.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2586,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, did you miss that day there, Ryan?","text_w_direction":"Hey, did you miss that day there, Ryan?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2587,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Were you absent?","text_w_direction":"Were you absent?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2588,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Toaster Oven 101?","text_w_direction":"Toaster Oven 101?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2589,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"You failed?","text_w_direction":"You failed?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2590,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"I am so sorry.","text_w_direction":"I am so sorry.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2591,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hey! I know what'll impress everybody, I'll start a fire. Oh, man. Bad idea. Bad idea jeans.","text_w_direction":"Hey! I know what'll impress everybody, I'll start a fire. Oh, man. Bad idea. Bad idea jeans.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2592,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"I have a song. Attention, everyone! That I want to sing. That I wrote especially for this occasion when I was up there among the flames. Ready? Ryan started the fire! It was always burning since the world's been turning!","text_w_direction":"I have a song. Attention, everyone! That I want to sing. That I wrote especially for this occasion when I was up there among the flames. Ready? [sings to Billy Joel's \"We Didn't Start the Fire\"] Ryan started the fire! It was always burning since the world's been turning!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2593,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight and Michael","text":"Ryan started the fire! It was always burning---","text_w_direction":"[singing] Ryan started the fire! It was always burning---","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2594,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Everybody!","text_w_direction":"Everybody!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2595,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"...since the world was turning.","text_w_direction":"[singing] ...since the world was turning.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2596,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"I can't believe I started the fire.","text_w_direction":"I can't believe I started the fire.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2597,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight and Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[sing gibberish to \"We Didn't Start the Fire\"]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2598,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"... Marilyn Monroe!","text_w_direction":"[singing] ... Marilyn Monroe!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2599,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight and Michael","text":"Ryan started the fire! It was always burning...","text_w_direction":"[singing] Ryan started the fire! It was always burning...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2600,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Eat it! You gotta eat it. You have to eat it!","text_w_direction":"Eat it! You gotta eat it. You have to eat it!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2601,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Katy","text":"Hi!","text_w_direction":"Hi!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2602,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2603,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Katy","text":"How are you?","text_w_direction":"How are you?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2604,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Good, how are you?","text_w_direction":"Good, how are you?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2605,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Katy","text":"I'm good. It's good to see you.","text_w_direction":"I'm good. It's good to see you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2606,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Good to see you, too.","text_w_direction":"Good to see you, too.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2607,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Katy","text":"I'm hungry.","text_w_direction":"I'm hungry.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2608,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, I am too.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I am too.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2609,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Katy","text":"Oh, I have been thinking the whole way over and I have my answers.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I have been thinking the whole way over and I have my answers.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2610,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"What answers?","text_w_direction":"What answers?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2611,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Katy","text":"Um, for the... the desert island.","text_w_direction":"Um, for the... the desert island.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2612,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Oh! Right! Right, right, right, come-ah on, on, on. Ladies and gentlemen! Gather around! We have one more participant. Come on, be polite. Be polite. Desert Island. Five movies. Go.","text_w_direction":"Oh! Right! Right, right, right, come-ah on, on, on. [to everyone] Ladies and gentlemen! Gather around! We have one more participant. Come on, be polite. Be polite. [to Katy] Desert Island. Five movies. Go.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2613,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Katy","text":"Okay, um, first, Legally Blond.","text_w_direction":"Okay, um, first, Legally Blond.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2614,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I forgot what a super, nice girl Katy is. And just... good for Jim! They are so cute together. And, um, what an adorable car.","text_w_direction":"I forgot what a super, nice girl Katy is. And just... good for Jim! They are so cute together. And, um, what an adorable car.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2615,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, I think the game's over... People are like leaving. There was a bigger crowd last time. Do you just want to go to lunch?","text_w_direction":"Okay, I think the game's over... People are like leaving. There was a bigger crowd last time. Do you just want to go to lunch?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2616,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Katy","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2617,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2618,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Katy","text":"Alright! You want to drive?","text_w_direction":"Alright! You want to drive?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2619,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2620,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Katy","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2621,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Katy","text":"They are soo cute.","text_w_direction":"[looking at Roy and Pam] They are soo cute.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2622,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"I'm really sorry, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"I'm really sorry, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2623,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Answer me this, though.","text_w_direction":"Answer me this, though.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2624,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2625,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Was it worth it? Was it worth it temp?","text_w_direction":"Was it worth it? Was it worth it temp?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2626,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2627,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Was it worth it?","text_w_direction":"Was it worth it?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2628,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2629,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"I'm really sorry, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"I'm really sorry, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2630,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"The fire guy! The fire guy!","text_w_direction":"The fire guy! The fire guy!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2631,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe, Ryan started the fire!","text_w_direction":"[sings] Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe, Ryan started the fire!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2632,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Rule five - safety first, i.e. don't burn the building down. Okay? That should be a no brainer.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Rule five - safety first, i.e. don't burn the building down. Okay? That should be a no brainer.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2633,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh... look! Ryan is book smart. And I am street smart. And book smart.","text_w_direction":"Oh... look! Ryan is book smart. And I am street smart. And book smart.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2634,"season":2,"episode":4,"episode_name":"The Fire","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I'll give you the rest of the ten tomorrow.","text_w_direction":"I'll give you the rest of the ten tomorrow.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2713,"air_date":"2005-10-11"}
{"index":2635,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Happy Halloween, everyone! Oh... that's great!","text_w_direction":"Happy Halloween, everyone! [notices Pam, in her cat costume] Oh... that's great!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2636,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Hey... Happy Halloween. Jan called.","text_w_direction":"Hey... Happy Halloween. Jan called.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2637,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Ohh... OK.","text_w_direction":"Ohh... OK.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2638,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I know why she's calling. It's the end of the month, and I was supposed to let somebody go by the end of the month. And somehow I'm supposed to put on a costume and smile. Okay.","text_w_direction":"I know why she's calling. It's the end of the month, and I was supposed to let somebody go by the end of the month. And somehow I'm supposed to put on a costume and smile. [dials a number on his speaker phone] Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2639,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Sherri","text":"Jan Levinson's office.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Jan Levinson's office.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2640,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, Sherri. Michael Scott returning.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Sherri. Michael Scott returning.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2641,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Sherri","text":"Oh, she's in a meeting. Uh, she just wanted the name of the employee you let go.","text_w_direction":"Oh, she's in a meeting. Uh, she just wanted the name of the employee you let go.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2642,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I'm gonna wait till the end of the day. Because the book said it's best to wait till the end of the day.","text_w_direction":"Well, I'm gonna wait till the end of the day. Because the book said it's best to wait till the end of the day.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2643,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Sherri","text":"I just need the name of who you're planning to let go.","text_w_direction":"I just need the name of who you're planning to let go.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2644,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know... yet. I will have to call her back.","text_w_direction":"I don't know... yet. I will have to call her back.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2645,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Sherri","text":"I know she wanted the name.","text_w_direction":"I know she wanted the name.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2646,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Okay... Sherri?","text_w_direction":"Okay... Sherri?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2647,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Sherri","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2648,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"If you were getting fired, how would you wanna be told so you could still be friends with the person firing you?","text_w_direction":"If you were getting fired, how would you wanna be told so you could still be friends with the person firing you?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2649,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Sherri","text":"Jan wants the name as soon as possible, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Jan wants the name as soon as possible, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2650,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2651,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Sherri","text":"Mm-Hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-Hmm.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2652,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I'll call her back. Wish I could fire Sherri.","text_w_direction":"I'll call her back. [talks softy, to himself] Wish I could fire Sherri.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2653,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Sherri","text":"Hey, I'm still here.","text_w_direction":"Hey, I'm still here.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2654,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Okay! I'm sorry.","text_w_direction":"Okay! I'm sorry.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2655,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Sherri","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2656,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No?","text_w_direction":"No?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2657,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Sherri","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2658,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Bye.","text_w_direction":"Bye.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2659,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Sherri","text":"Hanging up now.","text_w_direction":"Hanging up now.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2660,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I mean you hear about layoffs in the news, but when you actually have to do it yourself, it is heavy stuff. It's... these are people's lives you're talking about.","text_w_direction":"I mean you hear about layoffs in the news, but when you actually have to do it yourself, it is heavy stuff. It's... these are people's lives you're talking about.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2661,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"You wanted me?","text_w_direction":"[entering] You wanted me?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2662,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2663,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Papier-mache?","text_w_direction":"[notices Michael's costume] Papier-mache?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2664,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2665,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Hmm.","text_w_direction":"Hmm.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2666,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yeeesh.","text_w_direction":"Yeeesh.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2667,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2668,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Um, Pam, I have to let somebody go today. This is, uh, the hardest thing I've ever had to do.","text_w_direction":"Um, Pam, I have to let somebody go today. This is, uh, the hardest thing I've ever had to do.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2669,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Why did you put it off until Halloween?","text_w_direction":"Why did you put it off until Halloween?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2670,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Because it's very scary stuff.","text_w_direction":"Because it's very scary stuff.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2671,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I think it's gonna put a damper on the party a little.","text_w_direction":"I think it's gonna put a damper on the party a little.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2672,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"You're worried about the party? There's a man's life at stake here.","text_w_direction":"You're worried about the party? There's a man's life at stake here.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2673,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"So it's a man?","text_w_direction":"So it's a man?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2674,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No. Or a woman. A human life. If you had to guess, who it would be based on their job performance... and who you think deserved to be fired - who would that be?","text_w_direction":"No. Or a woman. A human life. If you had to guess, who it would be based on their job performance... and who you think deserved to be fired - who would that be?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2675,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I just answer the phone.","text_w_direction":"I just answer the phone.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2676,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"And... sometimes you just let it go to voicemail.","text_w_direction":"And... sometimes you just let it go to voicemail.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2677,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"You're costume is fantastic!","text_w_direction":"You're costume is fantastic! [laughs]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2678,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I know. I sent away for it in July from a catalog.","text_w_direction":"I know. I sent away for it in July from a catalog. [bobs his head around, causing the costume head to jiggle around]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2679,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Oh no, don't, don't, don't, don't. Aah! Okay...","text_w_direction":"Oh no, don't, don't, don't, don't. [Michael laughs] Aah! [laughs, then leaves] Okay...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2680,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, man. Okay, I have to fire somebody.","text_w_direction":"Oh, man. Okay, I have to fire somebody.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2681,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"What is that?! What are you supposed to be?","text_w_direction":"[eyeing Jim's costume] What is that?! What are you supposed to be?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2682,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"I'm a three hole punch version of Jim. 'Cause you can have me either way. Plain White Jim, or Three-hole Punch.","text_w_direction":"I'm a three hole punch version of Jim. 'Cause you can have me either way. Plain White Jim, or Three-hole Punch.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2683,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"That's great!","text_w_direction":"That's great!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2684,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2685,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, well look... What about me?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well look... [pulls his hood over his head and pops up his light saber] What about me?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2686,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"What are you? A monk?","text_w_direction":"What are you? A monk?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2687,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"I am a Sith Lord. Oh big deal. Three round pieces of paper taped to a shirt. This cost me 129 dollars.","text_w_direction":"I am a Sith Lord. [looks at Jim] Oh big deal. Three round pieces of paper taped to a shirt. This cost me 129 dollars.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2688,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"Ass.","text_w_direction":"Ass.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2689,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2690,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2691,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"You guys excited about the party?","text_w_direction":"You guys excited about the party?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2692,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2693,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"It's gonna be fun.","text_w_direction":"It's gonna be fun.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2694,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2695,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2696,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, boy... look at you! Haha. Showing your colors. Bet you wish you wore a dress every day.","text_w_direction":"[looks to Oscar] Oh, boy... look at you! Haha. Showing your colors. Bet you wish you wore a dress every day.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2697,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"What are you implying?","text_w_direction":"What are you implying?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2698,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"All good. Happy Halloween. What happened to all those spooky decorations that we had? The cobwebs and such?","text_w_direction":"All good. Happy Halloween. What happened to all those spooky decorations that we had? The cobwebs and such?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2699,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"You know, I don't know. We put them all up last night.","text_w_direction":"You know, I don't know. We put them all up last night.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2700,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Well, you know what? Go buy some more. I'll approve the overages. Sound good?","text_w_direction":"Well, you know what? Go buy some more. I'll approve the overages. Sound good?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2701,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2702,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Good. Oh, yeah, also about budget stuff. Um, I'm going to need you to find, like a, a full employee salary, plus benefits, like fifty grand. I'm going to need you to find 50 grand in the numbers.","text_w_direction":"Good. Oh, yeah, also about budget stuff. Um, I'm going to need you to find, like a, a full employee salary, plus benefits, like fifty grand. I'm going to need you to find 50 grand in the numbers.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2703,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"But we don't keep two sets of books.","text_w_direction":"But we don't keep two sets of books.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2704,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Well, that's not what I'm saying. Just, you know, find it. Pretend that your jobs depend on it.","text_w_direction":"Well, that's not what I'm saying. Just, you know, find it. Pretend that your jobs depend on it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2705,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Mmm-hm-hmm. Interesting take on Dorothy. I love it. Hey, you know what would even be better? Soccer ball and cleats.","text_w_direction":"Mmm-hm-hmm. Interesting take on Dorothy. I love it. Hey, you know what would even be better? Soccer ball and cleats.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2706,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kelly","text":"Why is that?","text_w_direction":"Why is that?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2707,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"\"Bend It Like Beckham.\"","text_w_direction":"\"Bend It Like Beckham.\"","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2708,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh, like ... the movie about the Indian girl who plays soccer?","text_w_direction":"Oh, like ... the movie about the Indian girl who plays soccer?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2709,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. That would be perfect.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Yeah. That would be perfect.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2710,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kelly","text":"Yeah, I mean, I guess I could do that. I don't really play soccer or anything.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I mean, I guess I could do that. I don't really play soccer or anything.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2711,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I don't really have two heads. So...","text_w_direction":"Well, I don't really have two heads. So...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2712,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait, what are you again? Oh, right... Three-hole PUNCH!","text_w_direction":"Wait, what are you again? Oh, right... Three-hole PUNCH! [punches Jim in the chest and cracks up laughing]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2713,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, greatest strength.","text_w_direction":"Okay, greatest strength.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2714,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, okay...","text_w_direction":"Okay, okay...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2715,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"A dog-like obedience to authority","text_w_direction":"A dog-like obedience to authority","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2716,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Nice.","text_w_direction":"Nice.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2717,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"But that doesn't sound good.","text_w_direction":"But that doesn't sound good.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2718,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, okay. Um, how 'bout, the ultimate team player?","text_w_direction":"Okay, okay. Um, how 'bout, the ultimate team player? [Pam laughs and types]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2719,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight is... special. But, I don't believe that his talents are being used in this office. So Pam and I have put his resume on Monster.com, Google, Craig's List. We're really interested most in jobs that take Dwight out of state. Um, preferably Alaska... or India.","text_w_direction":"Dwight is... special. But, I don't believe that his talents are being used in this office. So Pam and I have put his resume on Monster.com, Google, Craig's List. We're really interested most in jobs that take Dwight out of state. Um, preferably Alaska... or India.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2720,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"He's a gun nut.","text_w_direction":"He's a gun nut.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2721,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Um. He sticks to his guns.","text_w_direction":"Um. He sticks to his guns.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2722,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Well, I looked through all the budgets. And there is one department...","text_w_direction":"Well, I looked through all the budgets. And there is one department...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2723,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"Yes?","text_w_direction":"Yes?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2724,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"... that has three people...","text_w_direction":"... that has three people...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2725,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2726,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"... doing the work that could be done by two.","text_w_direction":"... doing the work that could be done by two.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2727,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"This is great. Oh.","text_w_direction":"This is great. [Angela shakes her head] Oh.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2728,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah. Oh.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Oh.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2729,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Who do you think it should be?","text_w_direction":"Who do you think it should be?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2730,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim. Definitely.","text_w_direction":"Jim. Definitely.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2731,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No, Jim brings in money.","text_w_direction":"No, Jim brings in money.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2732,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Phyllis.","text_w_direction":"Phyllis.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2733,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Eh.","text_w_direction":"Eh.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2734,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Stanley. Pam. Oscar. Meredith. Kevin. Angela.","text_w_direction":"Stanley. Pam. Oscar. Meredith. Kevin. Angela.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2735,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"It's not a popularity contest. Although it does make sense to fire the least popular because it has the least effect on morale.","text_w_direction":"It's not a popularity contest. Although it does make sense to fire the least popular because it has the least effect on morale.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2736,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"One of the warehouse guys.","text_w_direction":"One of the warehouse guys.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2737,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"What? There was someone left off that list? Who?","text_w_direction":"[turns to the fake head, listening] What? There was someone left off that list? Who?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2738,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Who is he saying?","text_w_direction":"Who is he saying?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2739,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"You're right, I didn't even think of him.","text_w_direction":"You're right, I didn't even think of him.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2740,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"No, Michael.","text_w_direction":"No, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2741,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, that's actually a really good idea.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, that's actually a really good idea.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2742,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"No, not me.","text_w_direction":"No, not me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2743,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah... I could.","text_w_direction":"Yeah... I could.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2744,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Not Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Not Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2745,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I'm not saying that's what he said.","text_w_direction":"I'm not saying that's what he said.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2746,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"I know that's what he said.","text_w_direction":"I know that's what he said.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2747,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"[listening to his head] What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2748,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Tell him, not Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Tell him, not Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2749,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"That is not a very nice thing to say about him.","text_w_direction":"That is not a very nice thing to say about him.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2750,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Tell him to stop.","text_w_direction":"Tell him to stop.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2751,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Are you kidding?","text_w_direction":"Are you kidding?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2752,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Quiet, you.","text_w_direction":"Quiet, you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2753,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I agree. He'd land on his feet.","text_w_direction":"I agree. He'd land on his feet.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2754,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Make him be quiet.","text_w_direction":"Make him be quiet.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2755,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Those aren't chips and dip.","text_w_direction":"Those aren't chips and dip.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2756,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"No, I made brownies.","text_w_direction":"No, I made brownies.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2757,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Uh!","text_w_direction":"Uh!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2758,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"... What?","text_w_direction":"... What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2759,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"I'm just trying to figure out why you're sabotaging things.","text_w_direction":"I'm just trying to figure out why you're sabotaging things.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2760,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I made brownies.","text_w_direction":"I made brownies.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2761,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"And I made cookies. Same category.","text_w_direction":"And I made cookies. Same category.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2762,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I'm guessing Angela's the one in the neighborhood who gives the trick-or-treaters some toothbrushes. Pennies. Walnuts.","text_w_direction":"I'm guessing Angela's the one in the neighborhood who gives the trick-or-treaters some toothbrushes. Pennies. Walnuts.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2763,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Dunder-Mifflin. This is Pam. Uh, yeah. Just one second. I will, uh, transfer you to our manager, Michael Scott.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Dunder-Mifflin. This is Pam. [listens] Uh, yeah. [snaps her fingers in the air, getting Jim's attention] Just one second. I will, uh, transfer you to our manager, Michael Scott.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2764,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Um... Whoa. Michael Scott here. Yes, I am regional manager of this orifice. Mmm hmm. Dwight Schrute is amazing. Yeah. No, he is actually the single greatest employee of his generation. Mm hmm. You know what? I'm gonna tell you what. You hire Dwight K. Schrute, and if he does not meet, nay, exceed every one of your wildest expectations, well then, you can hold me, Michael Gary Scott, personally and financially responsible. Okay. Okay. Okay-kay-kay-kay-kay. Okay.","text_w_direction":"Um... Whoa. [picks up ringing phone][in managerial voice] Michael Scott here. Yes, I am regional manager of this orifice. Mmm hmm. Dwight Schrute is amazing. Yeah. No, he is actually the single greatest employee of his generation. Mm hmm. You know what? I'm gonna tell you what. You hire Dwight K. Schrute, and if he does not meet, nay, exceed every one of your wildest expectations, well then, you can hold me, Michael Gary Scott, personally and financially responsible. Okay. Okay. Okay-kay-kay-kay-kay. Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2765,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Stanley, could you come with me, please.","text_w_direction":"Stanley, could you come with me, please.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2766,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2767,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"As Assistant Regional Manager...","text_w_direction":"As Assistant Regional Manager...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2768,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"To the.","text_w_direction":"To the.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2769,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Look! I've got some bad news. You're fired. You need to pack up your things and go. I'm serious, Stanley. It's over. I'm sorry.","text_w_direction":"Look! I've got some bad news. You're fired. You need to pack up your things and go. [Stanley laughs.] I'm serious, Stanley. It's over. I'm sorry.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2770,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"You're fired. Get your fingers off my phone.","text_w_direction":"[laughs, and imitates Donald Trump] You're fired. Get your fingers off my phone.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2771,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"So. How did it go with Stanley? How... how'd he take it?","text_w_direction":"So. How did it go with Stanley? How... how'd he take it?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2772,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"He wouldn't listen to me","text_w_direction":"He wouldn't listen to me","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2773,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Ahh, come on.","text_w_direction":"Ahh, come on.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2774,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"If you want to fire him, you're going to have to tell him yourself.","text_w_direction":"If you want to fire him, you're going to have to tell him yourself.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2775,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I don't wanna fire Stanley. I never said that. I'm certainly not going to do it myself. Get those big, baleful, eyes staring at me. Yikes. Just, okay, just...","text_w_direction":"I don't wanna fire Stanley. I never said that. I'm certainly not going to do it myself. Get those big, baleful, eyes staring at me. Yikes. Just, okay, just... [waves Dwight away]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2776,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Cumberland Mills?! And how did you get my resume? Oh no, no. I'm very flattered. Don't get me wrong. I'm just not sure that it's my official resume or if it's something that maybe a satisfied customer posted online. What does it say under martial arts training? Oh. Okay, I'm gonna have to supplement that. Could I have your fax number?","text_w_direction":"[whispering on the phone] Cumberland Mills?! And how did you get my resume? Oh no, no. I'm very flattered. Don't get me wrong. I'm just not sure that it's my official resume or if it's something that maybe a satisfied customer posted online. What does it say under martial arts training? Oh. Okay, I'm gonna have to supplement that. Could I have your fax number?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2777,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Would I ever leave this company? Look, I'm all about loyalty. In fact, I feel like part of what I'm getting paid for here is my loyalty. But, if there were somewhere else that valued that loyalty more highly, I'm going wherever they value loyalty the most.","text_w_direction":"Would I ever leave this company? Look, I'm all about loyalty. In fact, I feel like part of what I'm getting paid for here is my loyalty. But, if there were somewhere else that valued that loyalty more highly, I'm going wherever they value loyalty the most.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2778,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"Oh... hey.","text_w_direction":"Oh... hey.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2779,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"Oh, your dress is stuck in the back. Kind of just...","text_w_direction":"Oh, your dress is stuck in the back. Kind of just...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2780,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh. [fixes his dress]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2781,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"So you got the fax? So why didn't you add it to the res... ? What do you mean? Of course martial arts training is relevant. Oh, excuse me! I know about a billion Asians that would beg to differ. Uh, yeah, I get a little frustrated when I'm dealing with incompetence. Well, you know what? You can go to hell, too. And I will see you there... burning. Fine! Okay... oh wait! So you'll let me know when you've made a decis...","text_w_direction":"[on the phone] So you got the fax? So why didn't you add it to the res... ? What do you mean? Of course martial arts training is relevant. Oh, excuse me! I know about a billion Asians that would beg to differ. Uh, yeah, I get a little frustrated when I'm dealing with incompetence. Well, you know what? You can go to hell, too. And I will see you there... burning. Fine! Okay... oh wait! So you'll let me know when you've made a decis... [stops and hangs up phone.]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2782,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Jim is really talented. And he should be the one who's getting a better job offer. Like, for real.","text_w_direction":"Jim is really talented. And he should be the one who's getting a better job offer. Like, for real.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2783,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Don't take this the wrong way, but... you should go for that job.","text_w_direction":"Don't take this the wrong way, but... you should go for that job.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2784,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Um... it's in Maryland.","text_w_direction":"Um... it's in Maryland.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2785,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, but I mean, look at the salary. And it's definitely a step up. And a challenge.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but I mean, look at the salary. And it's definitely a step up. And a challenge.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2786,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. Yeah. You know what? Maybe... maybe I will.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Yeah. You know what? Maybe... maybe I will. [starts walking away]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2787,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Jim...","text_w_direction":"Jim...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2788,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"This is called leveraging an offer. Michael, can I talk to you for a moment?","text_w_direction":"This is called leveraging an offer. [walks into Michael's office] Michael, can I talk to you for a moment?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2789,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, God.","text_w_direction":"Oh, God.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2790,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"I just thought you should know that I was just offered a job with better pay, better benefits and a better title at Cumberland Mills.","text_w_direction":"I just thought you should know that I was just offered a job with better pay, better benefits and a better title at Cumberland Mills.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2791,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Fantastic!","text_w_direction":"Fantastic!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2792,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"And I turned it down.","text_w_direction":"And I turned it down.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2793,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"What?! That would've solved all my problems.","text_w_direction":"What?! That would've solved all my problems.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2794,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Out of loyalty to this company...","text_w_direction":"Out of loyalty to this company...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2795,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, you idiot.","text_w_direction":"Oh, you idiot.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2796,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"... so I was hoping to be made Assistant Regional Manager officially.","text_w_direction":"... so I was hoping to be made Assistant Regional Manager officially.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2797,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"If you left, I wouldn't have to fire anybody.","text_w_direction":"If you left, I wouldn't have to fire anybody.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2798,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"But then you wouldn't have me here.","text_w_direction":"But then you wouldn't have me here.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2799,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Big deal. Oh, it would've worked out so well. Can you get it back?","text_w_direction":"Big deal. Oh, it would've worked out so well. Can you get it back?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2800,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"It's in Maryland.","text_w_direction":"It's in Maryland.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2801,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"You can call. Can you call 'em?","text_w_direction":"You can call. Can you call 'em?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2802,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"I can't. I... I suppose I coul... no. They never really made me an offer anyway.","text_w_direction":"I can't. I... I suppose I coul... no. They never really made me an offer anyway.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2803,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Wohahah! Why are you torturing me?! God.","text_w_direction":"Wohahah! Why are you torturing me?! God.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2804,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Honestly, I don't think Michael has the slightest clue of who he's gonna fire. I think he keeps hoping that someone's going to volunteer. Uh, or be run over by a bus before the deadline. But in the end, really, what's going to happen is it's gonna be the first person to give him a dirty look in the hall. And therein lies the true essence of his charisma.","text_w_direction":"Honestly, I don't think Michael has the slightest clue of who he's gonna fire. I think he keeps hoping that someone's going to volunteer. Uh, or be run over by a bus before the deadline. But in the end, really, what's going to happen is it's gonna be the first person to give him a dirty look in the hall. And therein lies the true essence of his charisma.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2805,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Can I speak to you a minute?","text_w_direction":"[clearing his throat and interrupting Jim's talking head] Can I speak to you a minute?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2806,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Um... yes.","text_w_direction":"Um... yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2807,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Michael, I really didn't mean to...","text_w_direction":"Michael, I really didn't mean to...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2808,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Help. Me.","text_w_direction":"Help. Me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2809,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"I'm sorry?","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2810,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I want you to role play firing me. I want you to fire me, and I will take it.","text_w_direction":"I want you to role play firing me. I want you to fire me, and I will take it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2811,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, you want me to be you?","text_w_direction":"Oh, you want me to be you?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2812,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2813,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2814,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I want you to be me, and I will be Creed.","text_w_direction":"I want you to be me, and I will be Creed.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2815,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, are you firing Creed?","text_w_direction":"Oh, are you firing Creed?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2816,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no. That's just the first thing... came... in head.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no. That's just the first thing... came... in head.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2817,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"We should switch seats in order to...","text_w_direction":"We should switch seats in order to...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2818,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, that's a good idea.","text_w_direction":"Yes, that's a good idea.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2819,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Alright. Excuse me. I'm really sorry, but I have to let you go. And it's purely budgetary. It's not personal...","text_w_direction":"Alright. [they stand up] Excuse me.[They sit down] I'm really sorry, but I have to let you go. And it's purely budgetary. It's not personal...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2820,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Aaaahh! I'm gonna kill myself!","text_w_direction":"Aaaahh! I'm gonna kill myself!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2821,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2822,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I'm going to kill myself, and it's your fault!","text_w_direction":"I'm going to kill myself, and it's your fault!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2823,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"That's an overreaction.","text_w_direction":"That's an overreaction.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2824,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Corporate is really breathing down my neck. And they're saying this has to be done by the end of the month.","text_w_direction":"Corporate is really breathing down my neck. And they're saying this has to be done by the end of the month.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2825,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Is this you? Are you being you, or is this Creed? Are you...","text_w_direction":"Is this you? Are you being you, or is this Creed? Are you...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2826,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I... this is Creed.","text_w_direction":"I... this is Creed.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2827,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2828,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I'm improvising, so just try to keep up.","text_w_direction":"I'm improvising, so just try to keep up. [phone rings]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2829,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, hold that thought. Hold that thought.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hold that thought. Hold that thought.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2830,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"And I'm very angry, and I want...","text_w_direction":"And I'm very angry, and I want...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2831,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Michael Scott here.","text_w_direction":"[picks up the phone] Michael Scott here.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2832,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I'm gonna kill you. I'm going to kill you for firing me.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna kill you. I'm going to kill you for firing me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2833,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Toby? Mm hmm. I really have to take this Creed, so it was really worth...","text_w_direction":"Toby? Mm hmm. [looks back to Michael] I really have to take this Creed, so it was really worth...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2834,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Get off, get off. No, no. OK.. just get off. Just, just... yeah.","text_w_direction":"Get off, get off. No, no. OK.. just get off.[sits back down in his chair and waves Jim off.] Just, just... yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2835,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"What happened?","text_w_direction":"What happened?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2836,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"It wasn't me.","text_w_direction":"It wasn't me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2837,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Oh. That was like crazy. 'Cause I was...","text_w_direction":"Oh. That was like crazy. 'Cause I was...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2838,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, I know.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I know.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2839,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, hey... Creed?","text_w_direction":"Uh, hey... Creed?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2840,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Creed","text":"Huh?","text_w_direction":"Huh?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2841,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Could I talk to you for a second?","text_w_direction":"Could I talk to you for a second?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2842,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"You are great. Very ambitious. And I feel like you want more than this little office has to offer. And I understand that you'd wanna just spread your wings, and fly the coop.","text_w_direction":"You are great. Very ambitious. And I feel like you want more than this little office has to offer. And I understand that you'd wanna just spread your wings, and fly the coop.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2843,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Creed","text":"What are you telling me?","text_w_direction":"What are you telling me?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2844,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I... we're gonna have to... You... you want something better.","text_w_direction":"I... we're gonna have to... You... you want something better.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2845,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Creed","text":"No, I don't. I wanna stay right here.","text_w_direction":"No, I don't. I wanna stay right here.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2846,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No, you wanna leave.","text_w_direction":"No, you wanna leave.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2847,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Creed","text":"No, I wanna stay here.","text_w_direction":"No, I wanna stay here.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2848,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Why... why are you making this so hard?","text_w_direction":"Why... why are you making this so hard?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2849,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Creed","text":"Um, I think there's a misunderstanding, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Um, I think there's a misunderstanding, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2850,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I think you're right.","text_w_direction":"I think you're right.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2851,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Creed","text":"Can I go?","text_w_direction":"Can I go?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2852,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No, of course you can't go. We haven't even started this horrible process of... okay, Creed. I need to let somebody go today. They told me I need to let somebody go. And as much as I think you're a great guy, and I like you, you're... you're, goodbye.","text_w_direction":"No, of course you can't go. We haven't even started this horrible process of... okay, Creed. I need to let somebody go today. They told me I need to let somebody go. And as much as I think you're a great guy, and I like you, you're... you're, goodbye.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2853,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Creed","text":"Let's fight it.","text_w_direction":"Let's fight it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2854,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Hmm?","text_w_direction":"Hmm?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2855,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Creed","text":"Let's call Jan and fight this thing together like the old days.","text_w_direction":"Let's call Jan and fight this thing together like the old days.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2856,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"What old days? What are you talking about?","text_w_direction":"What old days? What are you talking about?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2857,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Creed","text":"Did you start the paperwork yet?","text_w_direction":"Did you start the paperwork yet?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2858,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"It's right here on the desk, yeah.","text_w_direction":"It's right here on the desk, yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2859,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Creed","text":"You don't have to do this, Michael.","text_w_direction":"You don't have to do this, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2860,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I can't, I can't...","text_w_direction":"I can't, I can't...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2861,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Creed","text":"Undo it!","text_w_direction":"Undo it!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2862,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I can't change anything. This is the way...","text_w_direction":"I can't change anything. This is the way...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2863,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Creed","text":"No, you have the power to undo it.","text_w_direction":"No, you have the power to undo it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2864,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I don't... okay, just listen.","text_w_direction":"I don't... okay, just listen.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2865,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Creed","text":"Michael, undo it!","text_w_direction":"Michael, undo it!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2866,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Don't...","text_w_direction":"Don't...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2867,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, I went hunting once. Shot the deer in the leg, had to kill it with a shovel. Took about an hour. Why do you ask?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I went hunting once. Shot the deer in the leg, had to kill it with a shovel. Took about an hour. Why do you ask?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2868,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I have to fire someone today, okay?","text_w_direction":"I have to fire someone today, okay?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2869,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Creed","text":"Fine. Fire someone else. Fire Devon. He's terrible. I am so much better at my job than Devon.","text_w_direction":"Fine. Fire someone else. Fire Devon. He's terrible. I am so much better at my job than Devon.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2870,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, well... I already picked you. And you know that. So, unless I just go through with this, you're always gonna look at me as the guy who almost fired you.","text_w_direction":"Okay, well... I already picked you. And you know that. So, unless I just go through with this, you're always gonna look at me as the guy who almost fired you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2871,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Creed","text":"No, no, no, no, no, no. I will forget so fast. You will be my savior. You're they guy who gave me my life back. Thank you. I knew you'd see it my way Michael. God Bless you. You're a fine man.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no, no, no. I will forget so fast. You will be my savior. You're they guy who gave me my life back. Thank you. I knew you'd see it my way Michael. God Bless you. You're a fine man.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2872,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Don't...","text_w_direction":"Don't...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2873,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Creed","text":"Listen, you will not regret this either. Devon is terrible; No one's gonna miss him. Good, good, good.","text_w_direction":"Listen, you will not regret this either. Devon is terrible; No one's gonna miss him. Good, good, good.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2874,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Devon, could I talk to you for a sec?","text_w_direction":"Devon, could I talk to you for a sec?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2875,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Devon","text":"Creed's an idiot, you know that.","text_w_direction":"Creed's an idiot, you know that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2876,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Well, he...","text_w_direction":"Well, he...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2877,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Devon","text":"No, no, no, no, no, no! You had it right the first time.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no, no, no! You had it right the first time.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2878,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Well, maybe I did.","text_w_direction":"Well, maybe I did.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2879,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Devon","text":"Exactly. You gotta go with your gut, man.","text_w_direction":"Exactly. You gotta go with your gut, man.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2880,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Huh. No! I can't, no. I can't go back. I would look like an idiot.","text_w_direction":"Huh. No! I can't, no. I can't go back. I would look like an idiot.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2881,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Devon","text":"That's why I'm being fired?","text_w_direction":"That's why I'm being fired?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2882,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2883,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Devon","text":"So you might not look like an idiot?","text_w_direction":"So you might not look like an idiot?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2884,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No. It was all the stuff that I said. It was the business downturn, the cutbacks, and, and...","text_w_direction":"No. It was all the stuff that I said. It was the business downturn, the cutbacks, and, and...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2885,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Devon","text":"This is unbelievable!","text_w_direction":"This is unbelievable!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2886,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I just hope that you and I can remain friends.","text_w_direction":"I just hope that you and I can remain friends.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2887,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Devon, wait, please.","text_w_direction":"Devon, wait, please.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2888,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Devon","text":"What!","text_w_direction":"What!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2889,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Look, look. In addition to severance, and everything, I want to give you this gift certificate to Chili's. From me. Okay? No hard feelings.","text_w_direction":"Look, look. In addition to severance, and everything, I want to give you this gift certificate to Chili's. From me. Okay? No hard feelings.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2890,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Devon","text":"Kevin, Jim, Pam, Kelly, Toby, Oscar, Meredith, Phyllis, Stanley, or the temp. If any of you wanna meet me for a drink, I'm going to be at Poor Richard's. And the rest of you can go to hell!","text_w_direction":"[takes the gift certificate and tears it up] Kevin, Jim, Pam, Kelly, Toby, Oscar, Meredith, Phyllis, Stanley, or the temp. If any of you wanna meet me for a drink, I'm going to be at Poor Richard's. And the rest of you can go to hell!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2891,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"What about the Halloween party?","text_w_direction":"[watching nearly everyone leave] What about the Halloween party?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2892,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, hey, Jim. Wait, stop. Um, I'm sorry... for pushing you towards Cumberland. Seriously, if you left here, I would blow my brains out.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey, Jim. Wait, stop. Um, I'm sorry... for pushing you towards Cumberland. Seriously, if you left here, I would blow my brains out.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2893,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Come on.","text_w_direction":"[motions for her to follow him] Come on.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2894,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"That's just a figure of speech, you know? Blow your brains out? Come on. All it really means is that we're friends. Who else is she gonna talk to if I'm gone, right? I mean, if she left, I wouldn't blow my brains out. Of course, I would take that job in Maryland. Because it's double the pay, and soft shell crab just happens to be my favorite food.","text_w_direction":"That's just a figure of speech, you know? Blow your brains out? Come on. All it really means is that we're friends. Who else is she gonna talk to if I'm gone, right? I mean, if she left, I wouldn't blow my brains out. Of course, I would take that job in Maryland. Because it's double the pay, and soft shell crab just happens to be my favorite food.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2895,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I love Halloween. You know, it's just, it's just fun. Every year, it's just fun. Last Halloween I came as Janet Jackson's boob. It was topical. People got a... a big kick out of it. The year before that, I came as Monica Lewinsky, and I wore a stained dress. The year before that, I also came as Monica Lewinsky. And before that, I was O.J. It was pretty funny. Oh, I wish you were here last year.","text_w_direction":"I love Halloween. You know, it's just, it's just fun. Every year, it's just fun. Last Halloween I came as Janet Jackson's boob. It was topical. People got a... a big kick out of it. The year before that, I came as Monica Lewinsky, and I wore a stained dress. The year before that, I also came as Monica Lewinsky. And before that, I was O.J. It was pretty funny. Oh, I wish you were here last year.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2896,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Children","text":"Trick or treat!","text_w_direction":"[ringing the doorbell of Michael's Condo] Trick or treat!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2897,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"He... Hey, hey, hey, hey! How you doing? Wow! You guys looks great.","text_w_direction":"He... Hey, hey, hey, hey! How you doing? Wow! You guys looks great.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2898,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kid","text":"I'm a bumble bee.","text_w_direction":"I'm a bumble bee.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2899,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"You look great! And you're a princess?","text_w_direction":"You look great! And you're a princess?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2900,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kid","text":"A fairy princess.","text_w_direction":"A fairy princess.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2901,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"A fairy princess. You're very... .","text_w_direction":"A fairy princess. You're very... .","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2902,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kid","text":"I'm a lion.","text_w_direction":"I'm a lion.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2903,"season":2,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Halloween","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"You're a lion. Wow, I want to hear your, your... Oh! Oh, okay, that's all yours. That's all yours. Grab it, grab it. You know what? You guys are getting all of these.","text_w_direction":"You're a lion. [trying to to open a bag of candy] Wow, I want to hear your, your... Oh! [the bag tears open, spilling all the candy] Oh, okay, that's all yours. That's all yours. Grab it, grab it. You know what? You guys are getting all of these.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2561,"air_date":"2005-10-18"}
{"index":2904,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Where is my desk?","text_w_direction":"Where is my desk?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2905,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"That is weird.","text_w_direction":"That is weird.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2906,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"This is not funny. This is totally unprofessional.","text_w_direction":"This is not funny. This is totally unprofessional.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2907,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Ok, well, you're the one who lost the desk.","text_w_direction":"Ok, well, you're the one who lost the desk.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2908,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"I didn't lose my desk.","text_w_direction":"I didn't lose my desk.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2909,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, calm down. Where was the last place you saw it?","text_w_direction":"Okay, calm down. Where was the last place you saw it?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2910,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, who moved my desk?","text_w_direction":"Okay, who moved my desk?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2911,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"I think you should retrace your steps.","text_w_direction":"I think you should retrace your steps.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2912,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok, I am going to tell Michael and this entire office will be punished!","text_w_direction":"Ok, I am going to tell Michael and this entire office will be punished!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2913,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Colder... warmer... little warmer... there you go, ooh, warmer... warmer... warmer... warmer... warmer ... cold, cold, cold, back up... ooh, ooh, warmer, hot, red hot, hot, very hot.","text_w_direction":"Colder... warmer... little warmer... there you go, ooh, warmer... warmer... warmer... warmer... warmer ... cold, cold, cold, back up... ooh, ooh, warmer, hot, red hot, hot, very hot.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2914,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Dwight Schrute.","text_w_direction":"[In bathroom, answers phone] Dwight Schrute.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2915,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Hi, Dwight, um, what sort of discounts are we giving on the 20 lb white model.","text_w_direction":"[On the phone with Dwight] Hi, Dwight, um, what sort of discounts are we giving on the 20 lb white model.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2916,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim, I've given you this information, like, twenty times.","text_w_direction":"Jim, I've given you this information, like, twenty times.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2917,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2918,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"It's by the ream?","text_w_direction":"It's by the ream?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2919,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, yeah, ream.","text_w_direction":"Uh, yeah, ream.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2920,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"...now, $9.78, signs and discounts 7%.","text_w_direction":"...now, $9.78, signs and discounts 7%.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2921,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Ok, thank you, gotta get back to work.","text_w_direction":"Ok, thank you, gotta get back to work.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2922,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Wash your hands, Kevin.","text_w_direction":"Wash your hands, Kevin.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2923,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Right, oh let me just check the pricing list. Hold on one second...","text_w_direction":"[On the phone] Right, oh let me just check the pricing list. Hold on one second...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2924,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Sensei, hello it's Sempai...","text_w_direction":"[Also on the phone] Sensei, hello it's Sempai...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2925,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Umm...","text_w_direction":"Umm...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2926,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Dwight...","text_w_direction":"Dwight...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2927,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"You know what, let me give you a call right back. I'm going to uh, find it and then I'll call you back, thanks.","text_w_direction":"You know what, let me give you a call right back. I'm going to uh, find it and then I'll call you back, thanks.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2928,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes, I just had a ques-... Yes Sensei. Arigatou gozaimashita. Hai.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I just had a ques-... Yes Sensei. Arigatou gozaimashita. Hai.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2929,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Was that your mom?","text_w_direction":"Was that your mom?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2930,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"No, that was my Sensei.","text_w_direction":"No, that was my Sensei.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2931,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, I thought it was your mom.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I thought it was your mom.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2932,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"I am now Sempai, which is Assistant Sensei.","text_w_direction":"I am now Sempai, which is Assistant Sensei.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2933,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Assistant to the Sensei, that's pretty cool.","text_w_direction":"Assistant to the Sensei, that's pretty cool.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2934,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Assistant Sensei.","text_w_direction":"Assistant Sensei.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2935,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2936,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"I am a practitioner of Goju Ru Karate, here in Scranton. My Sensei, Ira, recently promoted me to purple belt, and gave me the duties of a Sempai. Not that a lot of people here in America know what a Sempai is, but it is equally as respected as a Sensei.","text_w_direction":"I am a practitioner of Goju Ru Karate, here in Scranton. My Sensei, Ira, recently promoted me to purple belt, and gave me the duties of a Sempai. Not that a lot of people here in America know what a Sempai is, but it is equally as respected as a Sensei.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2937,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Stanley","text":"I don't want to stay until seven again this year.","text_w_direction":"I don't want to stay until seven again this year.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2938,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"I don't really have any control over that Stanley.","text_w_direction":"I don't really have any control over that Stanley.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2939,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Michael tends to procrastinate a bit whenever he has to do work. Umm, time cards, he has to sign these every Friday. Purchase orders have to be approved at the end of every month. And expense reports, all he has to do is initial these at the end of every quarter. But once a year, it all falls on the same Friday and that's today. I call it the Perfect Storm.","text_w_direction":"Michael tends to procrastinate a bit whenever he has to do work. Umm, time cards, he has to sign these every Friday. Purchase orders have to be approved at the end of every month. And expense reports, all he has to do is initial these at the end of every quarter. But once a year, it all falls on the same Friday and that's today. I call it the Perfect Storm.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2940,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I don't want to work, I just want to bang on this mug all day.","text_w_direction":"[singing and tapping on his coffee mug] I don't want to work, I just want to bang on this mug all day.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2941,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ryan","text":"Did you ask me here for any specific reason?","text_w_direction":"Did you ask me here for any specific reason?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2942,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Uhh, yes, I did, here's the dizzle. I have a very top secret mission for you. I want you to update all the emergency contact information.","text_w_direction":"Uhh, yes, I did, here's the dizzle. I have a very top secret mission for you. I want you to update all the emergency contact information.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2943,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ryan","text":"Why is that secret?","text_w_direction":"Why is that secret? [Pam knocks and walks into Michael's office]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2944,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Hello, oh God, busy work. Ahh, get away, cretin.","text_w_direction":"[to Pam] Hello, oh God, busy work. Ahh, get away, cretin.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2945,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Umm, I put stickers so you know where to sign.","text_w_direction":"Umm, I put stickers so you know where to sign.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2946,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, thank you. I know where to sign.","text_w_direction":"Yes, thank you. I know where to sign.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2947,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"It's just last year you...","text_w_direction":"It's just last year you...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2948,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Last year they were out of order, weren't they Pam?","text_w_direction":"Last year they were out of order, weren't they Pam?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2949,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Well, the last pick-up for overnight deliveries is at seven. So you need to have them signed by then. Or much earlier.","text_w_direction":"Well, the last pick-up for overnight deliveries is at seven. So you need to have them signed by then. Or much earlier.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2950,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Chillax, Pam. Stop Pam-M-S-ing. That's pretty good. Um, actually, I'm sending Ryan on a top secret mission. Tell her what it is.","text_w_direction":"Chillax, Pam. Stop Pam-M-S-ing. That's pretty good. Um, actually, I'm sending Ryan on a top secret mission. Tell her what it is.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2951,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ryan","text":"Updating emergency contacts.","text_w_direction":"Updating emergency contacts.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2952,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Well, is that really a priority?","text_w_direction":"Well, is that really a priority?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2953,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Is it a priority? Oh I don't know, um, what if there is a tornado, Pam? People's legs are crushed under rubble. \"Please, would you be so kind as to call my wife? No, I can't because we don't have any emergency contact information because Pam said it wasn't a priority.\" Think. Think with your head, Pam. Ok, well. She walks out. That's the problem with being a boss is that when you are tough they resent you and when you are cool they walk all over you.","text_w_direction":"Is it a priority? Oh I don't know, um, what if there is a tornado, Pam? People's legs are crushed under rubble. \"Please, would you be so kind as to call my wife? No, I can't because we don't have any emergency contact information because Pam said it wasn't a priority.\" Think. Think with your head, Pam. Ok, well. She walks out. That's the problem with being a boss is that when you are tough they resent you and when you are cool they walk all over you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2954,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ryan","text":"Catch-22.","text_w_direction":"Catch-22.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2955,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Catch-22. Yes. Why don't you give me your contact information to start with, ok, what's your cell?","text_w_direction":"Catch-22. Yes. Why don't you give me your contact information to start with, ok, what's your cell?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2956,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, Larissa Halpert.","text_w_direction":"Uh, Larissa Halpert.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2957,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ryan","text":"What's her address?","text_w_direction":"What's her address? [Ryan's cell phone rings]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2958,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"117 Mount Bergin St.","text_w_direction":"117 Mount Bergin St.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2959,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ryan","text":"Hello?","text_w_direction":"Hello?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2960,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Hey Ryan. This is Michael Jackson calling from Wonderland.","text_w_direction":"[in his office on his cell phone, talking in a fake high voice] Hey Ryan. This is Michael Jackson calling from Wonderland.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2961,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ryan","text":"Do you mean Neverland?","text_w_direction":"Do you mean Neverland?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2962,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"This is Tito.","text_w_direction":"This is Tito.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2963,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ryan","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2964,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Calling from...","text_w_direction":"Calling from... [Ryan hangs up]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2965,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"You're major and minor lines cross at a ridge - that sucks.","text_w_direction":"[Reading Jim's palm] You're major and minor lines cross at a ridge - that sucks.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2966,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"You making this up as you go along, aren't you?","text_w_direction":"You making this up as you go along, aren't you?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2967,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"I am just following the website.","text_w_direction":"I am just following the website.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2968,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Well, at least I don't have cavities.","text_w_direction":"Well, at least I don't have cavities.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2969,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Yes, you have very nice teeth.","text_w_direction":"Yes, you have very nice teeth.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2970,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2971,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ryan","text":"Who is your emergency contact?","text_w_direction":"Who is your emergency contact? [Ryan's phone rings]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2972,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kevin","text":"Stacy.","text_w_direction":"Stacy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2973,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ryan","text":"","text_w_direction":"[looks to see who is calling but doesn't pick up]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2974,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Pick up.","text_w_direction":"[Taps on the glass in his office to get Ryan's attention] Pick up.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2975,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ryan","text":"Hello?","text_w_direction":"Hello?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2976,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"This is Mike Tyson.","text_w_direction":"[in a high pitched voice] This is Mike Tyson.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2977,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, Dwight. As Sempai, do you think there is ever going to be a day where humans and robots can peacefully co-exist?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Dwight. As Sempai, do you think there is ever going to be a day where humans and robots can peacefully co-exist?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2978,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Impossible. The way they're programmed... You're mocking me.","text_w_direction":"Impossible. The way they're programmed... You're mocking me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2979,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"No I'm not.","text_w_direction":"No I'm not.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2980,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Look, I'm going to offer you a little piece of advice. I'm not afraid to make an example out of you.","text_w_direction":"Look, I'm going to offer you a little piece of advice. I'm not afraid to make an example out of you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2981,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, that's not advice. What advice sounds like is this","text_w_direction":"Oh, that's not advice. What advice sounds like is this[/b]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2982,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok, give that back to me.","text_w_direction":"Ok, give that back to me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2983,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Ok, say please.","text_w_direction":"Ok, say please.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2984,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"No. That is not a toy.","text_w_direction":"No. That is not a toy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2985,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Please?","text_w_direction":"Please?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2986,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Please?","text_w_direction":"Please?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2987,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Good, and it absolutely is a toy. Arigatou.","text_w_direction":"Good, and it absolutely is a toy. Arigatou.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2988,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Arigatou. This is not a toy. This is a message to the entire office so they can see that I am capable of physically dominating them.","text_w_direction":"Arigatou. This is not a toy. This is a message to the entire office so they can see that I am capable of physically dominating them.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2989,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"And this is more a ying-yang thing. The 'Michael' all cursive, the 'Scott' all caps. Left brain, right brain. Or, duality of man.","text_w_direction":"And this is more a ying-yang thing. The 'Michael' all cursive, the 'Scott' all caps. Left brain, right brain. Or, duality of man.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2990,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Could you practice on the forms?","text_w_direction":"Could you practice on the forms?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2991,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"No women or children, unless provoked.","text_w_direction":"No women or children, unless provoked.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2992,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Ok, Roy?","text_w_direction":"Ok, Roy?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2993,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Warehouse guy. Doesn't count.","text_w_direction":"Warehouse guy. Doesn't count.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2994,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Ok. Michael? Could you beat up Michael?","text_w_direction":"Ok. Michael? Could you beat up Michael?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2995,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, yeah, I don't think that would happen.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, yeah, I don't think that would happen.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2996,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Because we're friends.","text_w_direction":"Because we're friends.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2997,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Because I would kick his ass.","text_w_direction":"Because I would kick his ass.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2998,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Well, Dwight's a purple belt, so...","text_w_direction":"Well, Dwight's a purple belt, so...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":2999,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"So? I've beaten up black belts.","text_w_direction":"So? I've beaten up black belts.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3000,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, how did you know they were black belts?","text_w_direction":"Uh, how did you know they were black belts?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3001,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"They told me. After. You see, I used to run with a very tough crowd. Street Fighter types. Real, real bad people, I'm just lucky I got out.","text_w_direction":"They told me. After. You see, I used to run with a very tough crowd. Street Fighter types. Real, real bad people, I'm just lucky I got out.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3002,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ryan","text":"Is your wife still your contact?","text_w_direction":"Is your wife still your contact?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3003,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Toby","text":"Um, ex-wife. Yeah. Um, her last name is 'Becker' now.","text_w_direction":"Um, ex-wife. Yeah. Um, her last name is 'Becker' now.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3004,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ryan","text":"'Kay.","text_w_direction":"'Kay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3005,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Toby","text":"You don't need to write 'ex'.","text_w_direction":"You don't need to write 'ex'.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3006,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"And after that, nobody ever messed with the 'Damn Rascals' ever again.","text_w_direction":"And after that, nobody ever messed with the 'Damn Rascals' ever again.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3007,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Sounds tough. When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way, right?","text_w_direction":"Sounds tough. When you're a Jet, [starts snapping] you're a Jet all the way, right?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3008,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"You were a Jet?","text_w_direction":"You were a Jet?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3009,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"Have you signed the expense reports yet?","text_w_direction":"Have you signed the expense reports yet?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3010,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, in theory, I have. I just need to cross some t's and dot some i's. Alright, I'm going to be in my office if anybody needs me. Hoo-hah. Oh, wow, sleeper hold. That's my rebuttal. Shhh. Hoo. You are the weakest link.","text_w_direction":"Yes, in theory, I have. I just need to cross some t's and dot some i's. Alright, I'm going to be in my office if anybody needs me. [Puts Dwight in a headlock] Hoo-hah. Oh, wow, sleeper hold. That's my rebuttal. Shhh. Hoo. You are the weakest link.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3011,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Argggg!","text_w_direction":"Argggg!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3012,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I'm friends with everybody in this office. We're all best friends - I love everybody here. But sometimes your best friends start coming into work late, and start having dentist appointments that aren't dentist appointments. And that's when it is nice to let them know that you can beat them up.","text_w_direction":"I'm friends with everybody in this office. We're all best friends - I love everybody here. But sometimes your best friends start coming into work late, and start having dentist appointments that aren't dentist appointments. And that's when it is nice to let them know that you can beat them up.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3013,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Just hit me. You'll see.","text_w_direction":"Just hit me. You'll see.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3014,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"I can't. I just got a manicure.","text_w_direction":"I can't. I just got a manicure.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3015,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, queer... eye. Queer eye. That's a good show. Important show. Go ahead. Do it.","text_w_direction":"Oh, queer... [realizes he is on camera] eye. Queer eye. That's a good show. Important show. Go ahead. Do it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3016,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Just have Dwight punch you.","text_w_direction":"Just have Dwight punch you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3017,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Oh yeah, that would be kind of worthless because I know a ton of fourteen year old girls who can kick his ass.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah, that would be kind of worthless because I know a ton of fourteen year old girls who can kick his ass.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3018,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"You know a ton of fourteen year old girls?","text_w_direction":"You know a ton of fourteen year old girls?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3019,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"What belt are they?","text_w_direction":"What belt are they?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3020,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Look, Dwight is a wuss. When we rented 'Armageddon'...","text_w_direction":"Look, Dwight is a wuss. When we rented 'Armageddon'...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3021,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3022,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"... he cried at the end of it. He did.","text_w_direction":"... he cried at the end of it. He did.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3023,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael, I told you, it was because it was New Year's Eve and it began to snow at exactly midnight.","text_w_direction":"Michael, I told you, it was because it was New Year's Eve and it began to snow at exactly midnight.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3024,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, Bruce Willis. Are they going to leave him on the asteroid?","text_w_direction":"Oh, Bruce Willis. Are they going to leave him on the asteroid?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3025,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok, I'll punch you.","text_w_direction":"Ok, I'll punch you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3026,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, here we go. Alright, come on.","text_w_direction":"Ok, here we go. Alright, come on.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3027,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Kiyah!","text_w_direction":"Kiyah!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3028,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Fuuuaaaahhhhh... oohhhhh!","text_w_direction":"Fuuuaaaahhhhh... oohhhhh!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3029,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Did I want to harm Michael? The one man I've been hired to protect? No, I did not.","text_w_direction":"Did I want to harm Michael? The one man I've been hired to protect? No, I did not.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3030,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Are you ok? Are you sure you are alright?","text_w_direction":"Are you ok? Are you sure you are alright?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3031,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. [Jim opens office door for Michael] Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3032,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"I come from a long line of fighters. My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. World War II veteran. Killed 20 men then spent the rest of the war in an Allied Prison Camp. My father battled blood pressure and obesity all his life. Different kind of fight.","text_w_direction":"I come from a long line of fighters. My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. World War II veteran. Killed 20 men then spent the rest of the war in an Allied Prison Camp. My father battled blood pressure and obesity all his life. Different kind of fight.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3033,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Ok, he has to be stopped. Please, please, please, please, just ask Michael.","text_w_direction":"Ok, he has to be stopped. Please, please, please, please, just ask Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3034,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3035,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Ok, I'll buy you a bag of chips.","text_w_direction":"Ok, I'll buy you a bag of chips.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3036,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"French Onion?","text_w_direction":"French Onion?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3037,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Obviously.","text_w_direction":"Obviously.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3038,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3039,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3040,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Take this pen and stab me with it.","text_w_direction":"[to Kevin, who he is teaching to fight] Take this pen and stab me with it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3041,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Go away.","text_w_direction":"[Pam knocks on his door] Go away.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3042,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"I just have a quick question.","text_w_direction":"I just have a quick question.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3043,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I haven't signed them, ok?","text_w_direction":"I haven't signed them, ok?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3044,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"No, it's not that. Um, I was just wondering, since I'm probably going to have to stay late, could you ask Dwight to stay late too so he can walk me to my car?","text_w_direction":"No, it's not that. Um, I was just wondering, since I'm probably going to have to stay late, could you ask Dwight to stay late too so he can walk me to my car?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3045,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Come in. Um, Pam, I hate to break this to you but Dwight can't stop you from being mugged. He's just not tough enough.","text_w_direction":"Come in. Um, Pam, I hate to break this to you but Dwight can't stop you from being mugged. He's just not tough enough.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3046,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"He's a purple belt. That's really high.","text_w_direction":"He's a purple belt. That's really high.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3047,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, I could beat up Dwight. That's ridiculous. I could murder him.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I could beat up Dwight. That's ridiculous. I could murder him.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3048,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"It's just out there, you...","text_w_direction":"It's just out there, you...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3049,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, so that's what they are saying?","text_w_direction":"Oh, so that's what they are saying?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3050,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3051,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, alright, where is Dwight?","text_w_direction":"Ok, alright, where is Dwight?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3052,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, Kitchen.","text_w_direction":"Uh, Kitchen.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3053,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3054,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kelly","text":"Hi-yah!","text_w_direction":"Hi-yah!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3055,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Good.","text_w_direction":"Good.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3056,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kelly","text":"Wow, that's actually pretty cool Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Wow, that's actually pretty cool Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3057,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Now watch, let me take you from behind.","text_w_direction":"Now watch, let me take you from behind.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3058,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kelly","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3059,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Watch out Kelly, he might sucker punch you.","text_w_direction":"Watch out Kelly, he might sucker punch you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3060,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"I didn't sucker punch you, Michael.","text_w_direction":"I didn't sucker punch you, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3061,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"No, Really?","text_w_direction":"No, Really?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3062,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"In case you remember, I was defending my honor... like a samurai.","text_w_direction":"In case you remember, I was defending my honor... like a samurai.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3063,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Really? Well, the offer, Dwight, was for one punch which I absorbed. I had no idea that there would be a second punch. So, catch-22.","text_w_direction":"Really? Well, the offer, Dwight, was for one punch which I absorbed. I had no idea that there would be a second punch. So, catch-22.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3064,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok, fine. Tit for tit. Give it your best shot. Two punches. Go!","text_w_direction":"Ok, fine. Tit for tit. Give it your best shot. Two punches. Go!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3065,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Look, if we were in a bar right now, there would be two punches","text_w_direction":"Look, if we were in a bar right now, there would be two punches[/b]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3066,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"No, I would block your first punch rendering it ineffective.","text_w_direction":"No, I would block your first punch rendering it ineffective.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3067,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3068,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3069,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"You know what? You're just lucky that we are at work right now.","text_w_direction":"You know what? You're just lucky that we are at work right now.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3070,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Ooh, what about, uh, Dwight's dojo?","text_w_direction":"Ooh, what about, uh, Dwight's dojo?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3071,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"No, they must have class.","text_w_direction":"No, they must have class.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3072,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"No, it's free during the day. It's fine.","text_w_direction":"No, it's free during the day. It's fine.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3073,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Look...","text_w_direction":"Look...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3074,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"I've got the key.","text_w_direction":"I've got the key.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3075,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Toby","text":"Michael...","text_w_direction":"Michael...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3076,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, Toby.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Toby.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3077,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Toby","text":"Any word on those time cards?","text_w_direction":"Any word on those time cards?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3078,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I've got an idea","text_w_direction":"I've got an idea[/b]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3079,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Um, well, we are all getting excited to see this fight. The Albany branch is working right through lunch to prevent downsizing, but Michael, he decided to extend our lunch by an hour so we could all go down to the dojo and watch him fight Dwight. Fight... Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, I'm coming, fight...","text_w_direction":"Um, well, we are all getting excited to see this fight. The Albany branch is working right through lunch to prevent downsizing, but Michael, he decided to extend our lunch by an hour so we could all go down to the dojo and watch him fight Dwight. Fight... Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, I'm coming, fight...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3080,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I recognize that. That is Japanese for California Roll.","text_w_direction":"I recognize that. That is Japanese for California Roll.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3081,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ira","text":"Uh, no, it's not.","text_w_direction":"Uh, no, it's not.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3082,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I think it is. A guy told me about that.","text_w_direction":"I think it is. A guy told me about that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3083,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ira","text":"Actually, it's a symbol for eternal discipline.","text_w_direction":"Actually, it's a symbol for eternal discipline.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3084,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3085,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Wow, that is really interesting.","text_w_direction":"[Reading Pam's palm, while she has on extremely padded gloves] Wow, that is really interesting.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3086,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3087,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Your love line- I'm just kidding. I can't see anything.","text_w_direction":"Your love line- I'm just kidding. I can't see anything.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3088,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Well, look closer.","text_w_direction":"Well, look closer.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3089,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, ok.","text_w_direction":"[Jim moves his head closer and Pam taps him gently in the face] Oh, ok.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3090,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Once point for me.","text_w_direction":"Once point for me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3091,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Tied up.","text_w_direction":"[Gently taps Pam on the forehead] Tied up.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3092,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, you're dead.","text_w_direction":"Oh, you're dead.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3093,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"What, what are you going to do? Bring it, Beesley. Bring it. Oh yeah, good move. Not such an ultimate fighter now.","text_w_direction":"What, what are you going to do? Bring it, Beesley. Bring it. Oh yeah, good move. Not such an ultimate fighter now.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3094,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, put me down. Put me down. Oh my god, hey, put me down. Hey...","text_w_direction":"Hey, put me down. Put me down. [Meredith turns and looks at Jim and Pam] Oh my god, hey, put me down. Hey...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3095,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ira","text":"Ok, gentlemen, listen up. After a clean strike to the chest, stomach, or kidneys, I will separate you and award a point. The first person to three wins. Alright?","text_w_direction":"Ok, gentlemen, listen up. After a clean strike to the chest, stomach, or kidneys, I will separate you and award a point. The first person to three wins. Alright?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3096,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes, Sensei!","text_w_direction":"Yes, Sensei!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3097,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Alotta rules. Alotta rules. On the street we didn't have any rules. Maybe one - no kicks to the groin, home for dinner.","text_w_direction":"Alotta rules. Alotta rules. On the street we didn't have any rules. Maybe one - no kicks to the groin, home for dinner.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3098,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ira","text":"Shi mate!","text_w_direction":"Shi mate!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3099,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Hiii!","text_w_direction":"Hiii! [kicks Michael]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3100,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3101,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ira","text":"Alright, break.","text_w_direction":"Alright, break.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3102,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"What the hell was that?","text_w_direction":"What the hell was that?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3103,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3104,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ira","text":"Dwight - awarded a point.","text_w_direction":"Dwight - awarded a point.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3105,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3106,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Eat it!","text_w_direction":"Eat it!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3107,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Alright, that's the way you want it.","text_w_direction":"Alright, that's the way you want it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3108,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Two more.","text_w_direction":"Two more.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3109,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Play dirty, huh? Ok, game on, man.","text_w_direction":"Play dirty, huh? Ok, game on, man.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3110,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kevin","text":"Sweep the leg.","text_w_direction":"Sweep the leg.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3111,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I'm comin' atcha man. Ok, purple belt, ok. I got him.","text_w_direction":"I'm comin' atcha man. Ok, purple belt, ok. I got him.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3112,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3113,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I got his pants.","text_w_direction":"I got his pants.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3114,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"It was my pants.","text_w_direction":"It was my pants.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3115,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ira","text":"No points for pants.","text_w_direction":"No points for pants.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3116,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight, you have... No, you have something... God, you look like such an idiot!","text_w_direction":"Dwight, you have... No, you have something... God, you look like such an idiot! [Lots of yelling and flailing of arms by Michael and Dwight]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3117,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ira","text":"Clean single kick, gentlemen.","text_w_direction":"Clean single kick, gentlemen.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3118,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Go on, I dare you to kick there again. Kick there again, I dare ya.","text_w_direction":"Go on, I dare you to kick there again. Kick there again, I dare ya.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3119,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ira","text":"Ok, break. Break.","text_w_direction":"Ok, break. Break.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3120,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"No holding.","text_w_direction":"No holding.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3121,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"You can't see. You can't see. Good boy. Good boy. Great boy. Two points, three points, four points. I win. I win. Eight points. Nine points.","text_w_direction":"You can't see. You can't see. Good boy. Good boy. Great boy. Two points, three points, four points. I win. I win. [Michael is using his head guard to hit Dwight] Eight points. Nine points. [Begins to hock a loogie]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3122,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"No, stop it! Come on! Michael.","text_w_direction":"No, stop it! Come on! Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3123,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Open your mouth.","text_w_direction":"Open your mouth.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3124,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"No, Michael!","text_w_direction":"No, Michael!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3125,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? \"Raging Bull.\" Pacino. Oh, I want that footage. I want it. I need it. Ah, I have to get back to work. I have lots of work... Oh, oh check this out. Come here. There he is. Mr. Temp. Having lunch by the car. Let us play with him. This'll be hilarious. Oh, we're playing phone tag.","text_w_direction":"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? \"Raging Bull.\" Pacino. Oh, I want that footage. I want it. I need it. Ah, I have to get back to work. I have lots of work... Oh, oh check this out. Come here. [Michael opens his blinds and looks at Ryan in the parking lot] There he is. Mr. Temp. Having lunch by the car. Let us play with him. This'll be hilarious. [Calls Ryan on the phone, Ryan doesn't pick up after seeing that Michael is calling] Oh, we're playing phone tag.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3126,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ryan's Voicemail","text":"Seven new messages. First New Message. \"Hi, Ryan. This is Saddam Hussein.\" Next new message. \"Hi, Ryan. This is your girlfriend... and I'm mad!\"","text_w_direction":"Seven new messages. First New Message. [Michael's voice] \"Hi, Ryan. This is Saddam Hussein.\" Next new message. \"Hi, Ryan. This is your girlfriend... and I'm mad!\"","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3127,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"My emergency contact is Todd Packer. Todd F. Packer. Do you know what the F. stands for?","text_w_direction":"My emergency contact is Todd Packer. Todd F. Packer. Do you know what the F. stands for?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3128,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ryan","text":"Fudge?","text_w_direction":"Fudge?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3129,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah... uh, come in. Oh, hey Karate Kid. The Hillary Swank version. Hi. How are ya?","text_w_direction":"[knock at the door] Yeah... uh, come in. Oh, hey Karate Kid. The Hillary Swank version. Hi. How are ya?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3130,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"I need to change my emergency contact information from Michael Scott.","text_w_direction":"I need to change my emergency contact information from Michael Scott.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3131,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ryan","text":"Ok, to what?","text_w_direction":"Ok, to what?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3132,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Just put \"The Hospital.\" Contact number","text_w_direction":"Just put \"The Hospital.\" Contact number[/b]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3133,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"He is such a sore loser. You heard, obviously, that I mopped the floor with him this afternoon. You know what, um, do yourself a favor and just keep me as his contact and I will call the hospital. Cut out the middle man.","text_w_direction":"He is such a sore loser. You heard, obviously, that I mopped the floor with him this afternoon. You know what, um, do yourself a favor and just keep me as his contact and I will call the hospital. Cut out the middle man.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3134,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kevin","text":"Later Jim.","text_w_direction":"Later Jim.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3135,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Later, Kev. Have a good weekend.","text_w_direction":"Later, Kev. [Puts French Onion Potato Chips on Pam's desk] Have a good weekend.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3136,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, you too.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you too.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3137,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"[Knock at the door] Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3138,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ryan","text":"I have the emergency contacts.","text_w_direction":"I have the emergency contacts.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3139,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, just throw them on the chair. I'll take it from here. So, whatcha up to this weekend?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, just throw them on the chair. I'll take it from here. So, whatcha up to this weekend?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3140,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ryan","text":"Uh, hanging out with some friends, probably.","text_w_direction":"Uh, hanging out with some friends, probably.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3141,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"If you're doing anything crazy, give me a shout.","text_w_direction":"If you're doing anything crazy, give me a shout.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3142,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah, alright, I'll um, see you Monday.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, alright, I'll um, see you Monday.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3143,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Alright, bye.","text_w_direction":"Alright, bye.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3144,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight?","text_w_direction":"Dwight?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3145,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"Michael, did you finish yet?","text_w_direction":"Michael, did you finish yet?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3146,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"This close. Dwight, may I speak with you for a minute?","text_w_direction":"This close. Dwight, may I speak with you for a minute?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3147,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm busy.","text_w_direction":"I'm busy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3148,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Well, busier. Making the time.","text_w_direction":"Well, [points at himself] busier. Making the time.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3149,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Stanley","text":"Michael, can't your conversation wait till Monday.","text_w_direction":"Michael, can't your conversation wait till Monday.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3150,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Toby","text":"We want to go home.","text_w_direction":"We want to go home.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3151,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Well, you don't even have anyone to go home to, Toby.","text_w_direction":"Well, you don't even have anyone to go home to, Toby.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3152,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"The shipping place closes in a half hour.","text_w_direction":"The shipping place closes in a half hour.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3153,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I know, but I've been carrying the load on my back all day, and if everybody would just chip in a little bit, it'd might help me out. What do you say? Let's g*ngb*ng this thing and go home. Good? Dwight.","text_w_direction":"I know, but I've been carrying the load on my back all day, and if everybody would just chip in a little bit, it'd might help me out. What do you say? Let's g*ngb*ng this thing and go home. Good? Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3154,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"This is illegal.","text_w_direction":"This is illegal.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3155,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Stanley","text":"I don't care.","text_w_direction":"I don't care.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3156,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I have been testing you the entire day. Did you know that?","text_w_direction":"I have been testing you the entire day. Did you know that?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3157,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Of course.","text_w_direction":"Of course.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3158,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"And I am happy to say that you have passed. So effective immediately I am promoting you from Assistant to the Regional Manager to Assistant Regional Manager.","text_w_direction":"And I am happy to say that you have passed. So effective immediately I am promoting you from Assistant to the Regional Manager to Assistant Regional Manager.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3159,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael, I don't know...","text_w_direction":"Michael, I don't know...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3160,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I know, I know, I know, I wouldn't be offering it if I didn't think you could handle it.","text_w_direction":"I know, I know, I know, I wouldn't be offering it if I didn't think you could handle it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3161,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"I can handle it. I can. Wow. So I guess this will just be my office.","text_w_direction":"I can handle it. I can. Wow. So I guess this will just be my office.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3162,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, title change only.","text_w_direction":"No, no, title change only.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3163,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"I'll have Pam send out a memo.","text_w_direction":"I'll have Pam send out a memo.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3164,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"No, no. Three month probationary period. Let's not tell anybody about this right now.","text_w_direction":"No, no. Three month probationary period. Let's not tell anybody about this right now.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3165,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Just a formality.","text_w_direction":"Just a formality.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3166,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Absolutely but not really.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely but not really.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3167,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael, I have so much to learn from you.","text_w_direction":"Michael, I have so much to learn from you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3168,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yes you do.","text_w_direction":"Yes you do.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3169,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you, Sensei.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, Sensei.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3170,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"And, ditto.","text_w_direction":"And, ditto.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3171,"season":2,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Fight","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I told Dwight that there is honor in losing. Which, as we all know, is completely ridiculous, but there is, however, honor in making a loser feel better which is what I just did for Dwight. Would I rather be feared or loved? Um, easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. And I think I proved that today at the dojo.","text_w_direction":"I told Dwight that there is honor in losing. Which, as we all know, is completely ridiculous, but there is, however, honor in making a loser feel better which is what I just did for Dwight. Would I rather be feared or loved? Um, easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. And I think I proved that today at the dojo.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2550,"air_date":"2005-11-01"}
{"index":3172,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Hey, have they left for the big meeting yet? I've got Michael's lucky tie.","text_w_direction":"[entering office] Hey, have they left for the big meeting yet? I've got Michael's lucky tie.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3173,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"No. They're in the conference room.","text_w_direction":"No. They're in the conference room.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3174,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Good.","text_w_direction":"Good.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3175,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Wait, are those Michael's Levis?","text_w_direction":"Wait, are those Michael's Levis?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3176,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah, who dry-cleans jeans?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, who dry-cleans jeans?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3177,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Michael and his jeans. He gets in them, and I'm not exactly sure what happens. But I can tell you, he loves the way he looks in those jeans. I know that's why he started casual Fridays.","text_w_direction":"Michael and his jeans. He gets in them, and I'm not exactly sure what happens. But I can tell you, he loves the way he looks in those jeans. I know that's why he started casual Fridays.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3178,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I'll take those. Thanks.","text_w_direction":"[to Ryan] I'll take those. Thanks. [throws jeans under her desk]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3179,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"This is a projection of the county's needs...","text_w_direction":"This is a projection of the county's needs...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3180,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Wow, graphs and charts, somebody's really been doing their homework. Looks like USA Today.","text_w_direction":"Wow, graphs and charts, somebody's really been doing their homework. Looks like USA Today.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3181,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Thirteen schools, uh, two hospitals...","text_w_direction":"Thirteen schools, uh, two hospitals...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3182,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"So this possible client they're talking about, actually a big deal. It's Lackawanna County. Our whole county. And if we get this, they may not have to downsize our branch. And I could work here for years. And years. Years.","text_w_direction":"So this possible client they're talking about, actually a big deal. It's Lackawanna County. Our whole county. And if we get this, they may not have to downsize our branch. And I could work here for years. And years. [groan] Years.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3183,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"So when we get to the Radisson, I'd like to, um-","text_w_direction":"So when we get to the Radisson, I'd like to, um-","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3184,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I changed it. To Chili's.","text_w_direction":"I changed it. To Chili's.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3185,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Excuse me?","text_w_direction":"Excuse me?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3186,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Radisson just gives out this vibe, \"Oh, I'm doing business at the Radisson\". It's kind of snooty. So.","text_w_direction":"Radisson just gives out this vibe, \"Oh, I'm doing business at the Radisson\". It's kind of snooty. So.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3187,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"You had no right to do that, Michael.","text_w_direction":"You had no right to do that, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3188,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Here's the thing. Chili's is the new golf course. It's where business happens. Small Businessman Magazine.","text_w_direction":"Here's the thing. Chili's is the new golf course. It's where business happens. Small Businessman Magazine.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3189,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"It said that.","text_w_direction":"It said that.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3190,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"It will. I sent it in. Letter to the editor.","text_w_direction":"It will. I sent it in. Letter to the editor.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3191,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Alright. But you will let me run this meeting.","text_w_direction":"Alright. But you will let me run this meeting.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3192,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Uh huh, uh huh. Power trip.","text_w_direction":"Uh huh, uh huh. [under his breath] Power trip.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3193,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3194,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"She had done a background check on me, she had it printed out.","text_w_direction":"She had done a background check on me, she had it printed out.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3195,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"No...","text_w_direction":"No...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3196,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Yeah. And she was asking me about stuff, line by line, while we were having dinner.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. And she was asking me about stuff, line by line, while we were having dinner.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3197,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"That is unbelievable.","text_w_direction":"That is unbelievable.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3198,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"What is going on?","text_w_direction":"What is going on?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3199,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"We are doing worst first dates.","text_w_direction":"We are doing worst first dates.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3200,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Oh my God, I win! Ok, it was a minor league hockey game. He brought his brother, and when I went to the bathroom, the game ended and they forgot about me.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, I win! Ok, it was a minor league hockey game. He brought his brother, and when I went to the bathroom, the game ended and they forgot about me.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3201,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Ok, that's a joke.","text_w_direction":"Ok, that's a joke.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3202,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"No, they had to come back for me.","text_w_direction":"No, they had to come back for me.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3203,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Wait, when was this?","text_w_direction":"Wait, when was this?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3204,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Umm... it was not that long ago.","text_w_direction":"Umm... it was not that long ago.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3205,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Wait, not Roy. Say it's not your fiance.","text_w_direction":"Wait, not Roy. Say it's not your fiance. [laughs]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3206,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I always knew Pam has refused to go to sports games with Roy, but I never knew why. Interesting.","text_w_direction":"I always knew Pam has refused to go to sports games with Roy, but I never knew why. Interesting.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3207,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, let's do this thing. Wish us luck.","text_w_direction":"Ok, let's do this thing. [to Pam] Wish us luck.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3208,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Good luck, Michael. Good luck, Jan.","text_w_direction":"Good luck, Michael. Good luck, Jan.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3209,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3210,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Kiss ass. Ok, probably going to go late tonight. Burning the midnight tequila. So, I think you could all just take off now.","text_w_direction":"[under his breath] Kiss ass. Ok, probably going to go late tonight. Burning the midnight tequila. So, I think you could all just take off now.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3211,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Michael, shouldn't take more than an hour.","text_w_direction":"Michael, shouldn't take more than an hour.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3212,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well...","text_w_direction":"Well...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3213,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Do you always shut down the entire office when you leave for an hour?","text_w_direction":"Do you always shut down the entire office when you leave for an hour?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3214,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No, no. That would not be efficient. Actually, they just don't get very much work done when I'm not here. That's not true. I know how to delegate, and they do more work done when I'm not here. Not more. The same amount of work is done, whether I am here or not. Hey, everybody, listen up. This is what we're gonna do. You sit tight, until I return. Sound good? Doesn't matter, it's an order. Follow it blindly, mwahahaha, ok? Alright, ciao. Adios!","text_w_direction":"No, no. That would not be efficient. Actually, they just don't get very much work done when I'm not here. [Jan stares at Michael] That's not true. I know how to delegate, and they do more work done when I'm not here. Not more. The same amount of work is done, whether I am here or not. [another Jan stare] Hey, everybody, listen up. This is what we're gonna do. You sit tight, until I return. Sound good? Doesn't matter, it's an order. Follow it blindly, mwahahaha, ok? Alright, ciao. [to Oscar] Adios!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3215,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"So which way is Chili's?","text_w_direction":"So which way is Chili's?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3216,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, I'll drive.","text_w_direction":"Uh, I'll drive.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3217,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Oh, no, that's alright. I wanna leave straight from there.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, that's alright. I wanna leave straight from there.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3218,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"It's just a couple blocks away, so... boy, you really don't know Scranton, do you?","text_w_direction":"It's just a couple blocks away, so... boy, you really don't know Scranton, do you?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3219,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"I know Scranton.","text_w_direction":"I know Scranton.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3220,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"At all!","text_w_direction":"At all!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3221,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3222,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You ever been to Scranton, Jan? Dar de-","text_w_direction":"You ever been to Scranton, Jan? Dar de-","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3223,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"If it's a couple blocks away-","text_w_direction":"If it's a couple blocks away-","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3224,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Dar de dar.","text_w_direction":"Dar de dar.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3225,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3226,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Jan Levinson-Gould. Jan is cold. If she was sitting across from you on a train and she wasn't moving, you might think she was dead.","text_w_direction":"Jan Levinson-Gould. Jan is cold. If she was sitting across from you on a train and she wasn't moving, you might think she was dead.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3227,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"We should come up with a signal of some sort.","text_w_direction":"We should come up with a signal of some sort.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3228,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Why would we need a signal?","text_w_direction":"Why would we need a signal?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3229,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well, in case one of us gets into trouble, the other one can signal-","text_w_direction":"Well, in case one of us gets into trouble, the other one can signal-","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3230,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"What kinda trouble are you planning on getting in, Michael?","text_w_direction":"What kinda trouble are you planning on getting in, Michael?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3231,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I... it could be either of us.","text_w_direction":"Well, I... it could be either of us.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3232,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"You're gonna let me do the talking, we agreed on that.","text_w_direction":"You're gonna let me do the talking, we agreed on that.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3233,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeees.","text_w_direction":"Yeees.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3234,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hello? Christian?","text_w_direction":"Hello? Christian?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3235,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Christian","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3236,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Thought that was you. Hi. Michael Scott. This is Jan Levinson-Gould.","text_w_direction":"Thought that was you. Hi. Michael Scott. This is Jan Levinson-Gould.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3237,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Just Jan Levinson.","text_w_direction":"Just Jan Levinson.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3238,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No Gould?","text_w_direction":"No Gould?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3239,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"No. Thank you very much for meeting with us. Have you been waiting long?","text_w_direction":"No. [To Christian] Thank you very much for meeting with us. Have you been waiting long?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3240,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Christian","text":"No, not long.","text_w_direction":"No, not long.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3241,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, Jan, what happened?","text_w_direction":"Uh, Jan, what happened?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3242,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3243,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Is Gould dead? What uh-","text_w_direction":"Is Gould dead? What uh-","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3244,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Michael, we got divorced, ok? I'm so sorry. Excuse me.","text_w_direction":"Michael, we got divorced, ok? [to Christian] I'm so sorry. Excuse me.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3245,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Wow, you're kidding me! Do you wanna talk about?","text_w_direction":"Wow, you're kidding me! Do you wanna talk about?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3246,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Michael. Uh, could we have a table for three, please?","text_w_direction":"Michael. [to hostess] Uh, could we have a table for three, please?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3247,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"When did this happen?","text_w_direction":"When did this happen?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3248,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"We're in a meeting.","text_w_direction":"We're in a meeting.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3249,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3250,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Hostess","text":"This way, please.","text_w_direction":"This way, please.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3251,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Christian.","text_w_direction":"Christian.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3252,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Alright, after you.","text_w_direction":"Alright, after you.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3253,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Christian","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3254,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[mouths \"Wow\" to the camera]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3255,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"I thought we could start by going over the needs of the county.","text_w_direction":"I thought we could start by going over the needs of the county.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3256,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Christian","text":"Right. Well, Lackawanna County has not been immune to the slow economic growth over the past five years. So for us, the name of the game is budget reduction-","text_w_direction":"Right. Well, Lackawanna County has not been immune to the slow economic growth over the past five years. So for us, the name of the game is budget reduction-","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3257,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Awesome blossom.","text_w_direction":"Awesome blossom.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3258,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3259,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I think we should share an Awesome Blossom, what do you say? They are awesome. Want to, Christian, blossom?","text_w_direction":"[to Christian] I think we should share an Awesome Blossom, what do you say? They are awesome. Want to, Christian, blossom?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3260,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Christian","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3261,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, it's done. Actually, Megan, may we have an Awesome Blossom, please, extra awesome? Now it's done.","text_w_direction":"Ok, it's done. Actually, [turns around] Megan, may we have an Awesome Blossom, please, extra awesome? Now it's done.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3262,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"So-","text_w_direction":"So-","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3263,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I heard a-","text_w_direction":"I heard a-","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3264,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"If you have a-","text_w_direction":"If you have a-","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3265,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Very very funny joke the other day. Wanna hear it?","text_w_direction":"Very very funny joke the other day. Wanna hear it?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3266,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Christian, you don't have to listen to this.","text_w_direction":"Christian, you don't have to listen to this.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3267,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Christian","text":"It's ok, I like jokes.","text_w_direction":"It's ok, I like jokes.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3268,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3269,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Just the one.","text_w_direction":"Just the one.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3270,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Just one joke. Ok. Well, if it's just gonna be one, I will think of a different joke. Umm... let's see... choo choo choo.","text_w_direction":"Just one joke. Ok. Well, if it's just gonna be one, I will think of a different joke. Umm... let's see... choo choo choo.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3271,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam.","text_w_direction":"Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3272,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Pam, it's Michael. I need you to go into my office and check some data for me.","text_w_direction":"Pam, it's Michael. I need you to go into my office and check some data for me.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3273,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Ok, you want me to read 'em?","text_w_direction":"[to Michael on speakerphone] Ok, you want me to read 'em?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3274,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3275,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Ok. Um, a fisherman is walking down Fifth Avenue walking an animal behind him-","text_w_direction":"Ok. Um, a fisherman is walking down Fifth Avenue walking an animal behind him-","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3276,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3277,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"When-","text_w_direction":"When-","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3278,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Nope. Told it. Not as good as you think. Pick another one.","text_w_direction":"Nope. Told it. Not as good as you think. Pick another one.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3279,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Ok. There's a transcript between a naval ship-","text_w_direction":"Ok. There's a transcript between a naval ship-","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3280,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh ho ho, yea! Bingo! And a lighthouse. Yes. That is hysterical. Could you start that one from the beginning?","text_w_direction":"Oh ho ho, yea! Bingo! And a lighthouse. Yes. That is hysterical. Could you start that one from the beginning?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3281,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Sure. There's a transcript between a naval ship and a lighthouse.","text_w_direction":"Sure. There's a transcript between a naval ship and a lighthouse.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3282,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Is this real?","text_w_direction":"Is this real? [Pam dumps Michael's screenplay on Jim's desk]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3283,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"It is a screenplay. Starring himself.","text_w_direction":"It is a screenplay. Starring himself.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3284,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Agent Michael Scarn.","text_w_direction":"Agent Michael Scarn.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3285,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Of the FBI.","text_w_direction":"Of the FBI.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3286,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"How long is this? Oh, Pam. Good work! Oop, wait, stop. Drawings.","text_w_direction":"How long is this? [flips through pages] Oh, Pam. Good work! Oop, wait, stop. Drawings.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3287,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"What is that?","text_w_direction":"What is that?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3288,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, those are drawings. In case the writing didn't really put a picture in your head. And there he is, in the flesh, Agent Michael Scarn. Now we know what he looks like.","text_w_direction":"Oh, those are drawings. In case the writing didn't really put a picture in your head. And there he is, in the flesh, Agent Michael Scarn. Now we know what he looks like.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3289,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"First guy says \"Well, I'm an astronaut, so I drive a Saturn\". And the second guy says, \"Well, I am a pimp, so I drive a cheap Escort\". And the third guy says \"I gotcha both beat, I'm a proctologist, so I drive a brown Probe\".","text_w_direction":"First guy says \"Well, I'm an astronaut, so I drive a Saturn\". And the second guy says, \"Well, I am a pimp, so I drive a cheap Escort\". And the third guy says \"I gotcha both beat, I'm a proctologist, so I drive a brown Probe\".","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3290,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Christian","text":"Ohhh no! Oh my God, that's funny! I almost had Awesome Blossom coming out of my nose!","text_w_direction":"Ohhh no! [laughs] Oh my God, that's funny! I almost had Awesome Blossom coming out of my nose!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3291,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Excuse me, could I have a vodka tonic, please?","text_w_direction":"[to waitress] Excuse me, could I have a vodka tonic, please?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3292,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Do we all have our copy of \"Threat Level","text_w_direction":"Do we all have our copy of \"Threat Level","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3293,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Everyone","text":"Yeah, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, yeah.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3294,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Alright, let's get this started. I'm gonna be reading the action descriptions, and Phyllis, I would like you to play Catherine Zeta Jones.","text_w_direction":"Alright, let's get this started. I'm gonna be reading the action descriptions, and Phyllis, I would like you to play Catherine Zeta Jones.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3295,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"That's the character's name?","text_w_direction":"That's the character's name?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3296,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh yeah-","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah-","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3297,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok, you guys should not be doing this.","text_w_direction":"Ok, you guys should not be doing this.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3298,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Why not, Dwight? This is a movie. I mean, this is for all of America to enjoy.","text_w_direction":"Why not, Dwight? This is a movie. I mean, this is for all of America to enjoy.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3299,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"You took something that doesn't belong to you.","text_w_direction":"You took something that doesn't belong to you.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3300,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight-","text_w_direction":"Dwight-","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3301,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Brought it in here-","text_w_direction":"Brought it in here-","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3302,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Do you want to play-","text_w_direction":"Do you want to play-","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3303,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Made copies of it-","text_w_direction":"Made copies of it-","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3304,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"The lead role of Agent Michael Scarn?","text_w_direction":"The lead role of Agent Michael Scarn?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3305,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yum! Yum yum yum! That's delicious! I love it!","text_w_direction":"[making the mouth on his tie talk] Yum! Yum yum yum! [Christian laughs] That's delicious! I love it!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3306,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"We would probably be upset with ourselves if we went this whole night without talking business, so, Dunder-Mifflin can provide a level of personal service to the county that the warehouse chains just can't match.","text_w_direction":"We would probably be upset with ourselves if we went this whole night without talking business, so, Dunder-Mifflin can provide a level of personal service to the county that the warehouse chains just can't match.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3307,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Christian","text":"Well, we are out to save money.","text_w_direction":"Well, we are out to save money.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3308,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"What's the bottom line?","text_w_direction":"What's the bottom line?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3309,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Bop! Be blah bop, be boo boo bop.","text_w_direction":"Bop! Be blah bop, be boo boo bop.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3310,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"That's why I wanted a signal, between us, so that I wouldn't have to just shout non-sense words. That's her fault.","text_w_direction":"That's why I wanted a signal, between us, so that I wouldn't have to just shout non-sense words. That's her fault.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3311,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Did somebody say \"baby back ribs\"? Hmmm? Hmmmmm?","text_w_direction":"Did somebody say \"baby back ribs\"? Hmmm? Hmmmmm?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3312,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"I don't think Christian has time for that.","text_w_direction":"I don't think Christian has time for that.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3313,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Christian","text":"I have time.","text_w_direction":"I have time.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3314,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I want my baby back, baby back, baby back","text_w_direction":"[singing] I want my baby back, baby back, baby back [Christian laughs]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3315,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael and Christian","text":"I want my baby back, baby back, baby back-","text_w_direction":"[singing] I want my baby back, baby back, baby back-","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3316,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Chili's baby back ribs...","text_w_direction":"[singing] Chili's baby back ribs...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3317,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Inside the FBI, Agent Michael Scarn sits with his feet up on his desk. Catherine Zeta Jones enters.","text_w_direction":"[reading the screenplay] Inside the FBI, Agent Michael Scarn sits with his feet up on his desk. Catherine Zeta Jones enters.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3318,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Sir, you have some messages.","text_w_direction":"Sir, you have some messages.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3319,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Not now!","text_w_direction":"Not now!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3320,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"They're important.","text_w_direction":"They're important.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3321,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok, what are they?","text_w_direction":"Ok, what are they?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3322,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"First message is","text_w_direction":"First message is[/b]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3323,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Not in a thousand years, Catherine. We work together. And get off my desk!","text_w_direction":"Not in a thousand years, Catherine. We work together. And get off my desk!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3324,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes, I have acted before. I was in a production of \"Oklahoma\" in the seventh grade. I played the part of Mutey the Mailman. They had too many kids, so they made up roles like that. I was good.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I have acted before. I was in a production of \"Oklahoma\" in the seventh grade. I played the part of Mutey the Mailman. They had too many kids, so they made up roles like that. I was good.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3325,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"If it isn't my old partner, Samuel L. Chang.","text_w_direction":"If it isn't my old partner, Samuel L. Chang.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3326,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Agent Michael Scarn, you lost some weight.","text_w_direction":"Agent Michael Scarn, you lost some weight.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3327,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you for noticing. Now keep me company for one more mission.","text_w_direction":"Thank you for noticing. Now keep me company for one more mission. [Pam gets up to talk to Roy]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3328,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, uh, I have to work late.","text_w_direction":"Hey, uh, I have to work late.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3329,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Roy","text":"You're joking right?","text_w_direction":"[looks around conference room] You're joking right?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3330,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Michael Scarn takes out a nine-millimeter gun and shoots the-","text_w_direction":"Michael Scarn takes out a nine-millimeter gun and shoots the-","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3331,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Pow! Pow! Pow!","text_w_direction":"Pow! Pow! Pow!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3332,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Hahaha, Agent Michael Scarn, you so funny. Word.","text_w_direction":"Hahaha, Agent Michael Scarn, you so funny. Word.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3333,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Michael's movie? Two thumbs down. Heh.","text_w_direction":"Michael's movie? Two thumbs down. [Smiles] Heh.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3334,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"A man sitting several seats down, who has a gold face, turns to Michael Scarn. Uh... Ooh, Oscar, you wanna play Goldenface?","text_w_direction":"A man sitting several seats down, who has a gold face, turns to Michael Scarn. [out of character] Uh... Ooh, Oscar, you wanna play Goldenface?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3335,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Mr. Scarn, perhaps you would be more comfortable in my private jet?","text_w_direction":"Mr. Scarn, perhaps you would be more comfortable in my private jet?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3336,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes, perhaps I would, Goldenface. Sam, get my luggage.","text_w_direction":"Yes, perhaps I would, Goldenface. Sam, get my luggage.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3337,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"I forget it, brutha.","text_w_direction":"I forget it, brutha.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3338,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Samuel, you are such an idiot, you are the worst assistant ever. And you're disgusting, Dwigt. Wait, who's Dwigt?","text_w_direction":"Samuel, you are such an idiot, you are the worst assistant ever. And you're disgusting, Dwigt. [out of character] Wait, who's Dwigt?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3339,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Here's what we think happened. Michael's sidekick, who all through the movie is this complete idiot who's causing the downfall of the United States, was originally named Dwight. But then Michael changed it to Samuel L. Chang using a search and replace, but that doesn't work on misspelled words, leaving behind one Dwigt. And Dwight figured it out. Oops.","text_w_direction":"Here's what we think happened. Michael's sidekick, who all through the movie is this complete idiot who's causing the downfall of the United States, was originally named Dwight. But then Michael changed it to Samuel L. Chang using a search and replace, but that doesn't work on misspelled words, leaving behind one Dwigt. And Dwight figured it out. Oops.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3340,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"D-W-I-G-H-T.","text_w_direction":"D-W-I-G-H-T.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3341,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok, you know what? I am done with this. That's it, the end.","text_w_direction":"Ok, you know what? I am done with this. That's it, the end.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3342,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Well, some of us wanna keep reading, so-","text_w_direction":"Well, some of us wanna keep reading, so-","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3343,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh, you don't speak for everyone, Jim. Ok, announcement. My uncle bought me some fireworks. Anyone who wants to see a real show, come with me outside now.","text_w_direction":"Uh, you don't speak for everyone, Jim. Ok, announcement. My uncle bought me some fireworks. Anyone who wants to see a real show, come with me outside now.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3344,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"That's actually a good idea. We'll all take a brief intermission. Hey, are you hungry?","text_w_direction":"That's actually a good idea. We'll all take a brief intermission. [To Pam] Hey, are you hungry?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3345,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3346,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3347,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Christian","text":"So after watching my mom go through so much pain, I decided to keep that promise, that I made to her, and take care of her.","text_w_direction":"So after watching my mom go through so much pain, I decided to keep that promise, that I made to her, and take care of her.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3348,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Woo, well, this brings us to Jan. Truth or Dare? Tell us about your divorce. Ohh, ohh.","text_w_direction":"Woo, well, this brings us to Jan. Truth or Dare? Tell us about your divorce. Ohh, ohh.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3349,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Oh no, Michael, Michael, please. No, really.","text_w_direction":"Oh no, Michael, Michael, please. No, really.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3350,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, so you're not gonna play? She's not playing.","text_w_direction":"Oh, so you're not gonna play? She's not playing.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3351,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Christian","text":"It's not fair.","text_w_direction":"It's not fair.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3352,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"She's not playing the game.","text_w_direction":"She's not playing the game.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3353,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"We'd been fighting for a while-","text_w_direction":"We'd been fighting for a while-","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3354,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Check please.","text_w_direction":"Check please.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3355,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"He didn't want kids, but I knew that going into it. But he also knew that I did. I guess I thought that he would change his mind; he thought that I would change mine.","text_w_direction":"He didn't want kids, but I knew that going into it. But he also knew that I did. I guess I thought that he would change his mind; he thought that I would change mine.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3356,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Christian","text":"You didn't.","text_w_direction":"You didn't.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3357,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"I was stupid.","text_w_direction":"I was stupid.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3358,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael and Christian","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3359,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No, you were not stupid. Gould was stupid. Right?","text_w_direction":"No, you were not stupid. Gould was stupid. Right?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3360,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Christian","text":"That's right.","text_w_direction":"That's right.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3361,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You know?","text_w_direction":"You know?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3362,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Christian","text":"You were really brave! You, you put your arms out there, you slit your wrists.","text_w_direction":"You were really brave! You, you put your arms out there, you slit your wrists.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3363,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"It's true.","text_w_direction":"It's true.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3364,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Christian","text":"You said \"World, this is my blood! It's red, just like yours. So love me!\"","text_w_direction":"You said \"World, this is my blood! It's red, just like yours. So love me!\"","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3365,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I had plans to meet a friend tonight. Which I had to cancel. But this is cool, too. I'm not a complainer.","text_w_direction":"I had plans to meet a friend tonight. Which I had to cancel. But this is cool, too. I'm not a complainer.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3366,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"[Pam lights a candle] Wow.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3367,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"For the bugs.","text_w_direction":"For the bugs.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3368,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Nice. That's excellent, because bugs love my famous grilled cheese sandwich.","text_w_direction":"Nice. That's excellent, because bugs love my famous grilled cheese sandwich.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3369,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Yes... nice! I can't remember the last time someone made me dinner.","text_w_direction":"Yes... nice! I can't remember the last time someone made me dinner.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3370,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Christian","text":"Right down the street?","text_w_direction":"Right down the street?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3371,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Uh huh, Kenneth Road, born and raised. Spent my whole life right here in Lackawanna County and I do not intend on movin'. I know this place. I know how many hospitals we have, I know how many schools we have. It's home, you know? I know the challenges this county's up against. Here's the thing about those discount suppliers. They don't care. They come in, they undercut everything, and they run us out of business, and then, once we're all gone, they jack up the prices.","text_w_direction":"Uh huh, Kenneth Road, born and raised. Spent my whole life right here in Lackawanna County and I do not intend on movin'. I know this place. I know how many hospitals we have, I know how many schools we have. It's home, you know? I know the challenges this county's up against. Here's the thing about those discount suppliers. They don't care. They come in, they undercut everything, and they run us out of business, and then, once we're all gone, they jack up the prices.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3372,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Christian","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3373,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"It's bad.","text_w_direction":"It's bad.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3374,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Christian","text":"It's terrible.","text_w_direction":"It's terrible.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3375,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"It, you know what, it really is.","text_w_direction":"It, you know what, it really is.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3376,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Uh-","text_w_direction":"Uh- [Michael signals for her to shh]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3377,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Christian","text":"I don't know. I guess I could give you guys our business, but you have to meet me half way, ok, because they're expecting me to make cuts.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. I guess I could give you guys our business, but you have to meet me half way, ok, because they're expecting me to make cuts.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3378,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well, corporate's gonna go ballistic, but, uh, you think we could Jan?","text_w_direction":"Well, corporate's gonna go ballistic, but, uh, you think we could Jan?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3379,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"So, I guess I'll see you in ten hours.","text_w_direction":"So, I guess I'll see you in [looks at watch] ten hours.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3380,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"What are you going to do with your time off?","text_w_direction":"What are you going to do with your time off?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3381,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Travel. I've been looking forward to it. It's gonna be... really nice. Gonna find myself.","text_w_direction":"Travel. I've been looking forward to it. It's gonna be... really nice. Gonna find myself.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3382,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"You have new music?","text_w_direction":"[points to Jim's iPod] You have new music?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3383,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. Definitely.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. [Pam puts her hand out for an earbud] Definitely.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3384,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"See ya.","text_w_direction":"[waving to Christian] See ya.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3385,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Bye... thanks. Yes!","text_w_direction":"Bye... thanks. [pumps fist] Yes!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3386,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"We did it!","text_w_direction":"We did it!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3387,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"We got it!","text_w_direction":"We got it!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3388,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Nailed it. Nailed it! Come here.","text_w_direction":"Nailed it. Nailed it! Come here.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3389,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"I am really- Thrilled. Let's go.","text_w_direction":"I am really- [Michael kisses Jan] Thrilled. [Michael and Jan kiss again] Let's go.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3390,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"What!?","text_w_direction":"What!?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3391,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Let's go.","text_w_direction":"Let's go.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3392,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Goin'. Ok. Where we goin'? Doesn't matter. Goin' to the go go. Oh-ok.","text_w_direction":"Goin'. Ok. Where we goin'? Doesn't matter. Goin' to the go go. [nervous laugh] Oh-ok.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3393,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael? Michael? Michael? His car's not in the parking lot. I should check the accident reports. Who's this? Jan?","text_w_direction":"[waking up on office couch] Michael? Michael? [goes into Michael's office] Michael? [looks out Michael's window] His car's not in the parking lot. I should check the accident reports. [taxi pulls into Dunder-Mifflin parking lot] Who's this? Jan?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3394,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Morning, Pam. Hey.","text_w_direction":"Morning, Pam. Hey.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3395,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No, nothing happened. I-I swear, nothing happened. What, I'm, totally being serious. A gentleman does not kiss and tell, and neither do I. No, seriously, guys, I'm not, I don't want to go into it at all. It's off limits. Fine, I took her back to her hotel and we made out for a little while. It was great. I mean she told me about her divorce, we talked for about five hours, she fell asleep on my arm. So.","text_w_direction":"No, nothing happened. I-I swear, nothing happened. What, I'm, totally being serious. A gentleman does not kiss and tell, and neither do I. [laughs] No, seriously, guys, I'm not, I don't want to go into it at all. It's off limits. Fine, I took her back to her hotel and we made out for a little while. It was great. I mean she told me about her divorce, we talked for about five hours, she fell asleep on my arm. So.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3396,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hello, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Hello, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3397,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Did you do her?","text_w_direction":"Did you do her?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3398,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Who.","text_w_direction":"Who.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3399,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Jan Levinson-Gould.","text_w_direction":"Jan Levinson-Gould.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3400,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, no, no, no Gould.","text_w_direction":"Uh, no, no, no Gould.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3401,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Did you do her?","text_w_direction":"Did you do her?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3402,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"This is none of your affair because she is your boss-","text_w_direction":"This is none of your affair because she is your boss-","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3403,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"And she is your boss.","text_w_direction":"And she is your boss.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3404,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"And she is a woman. She is a strong, soft, thoughtful, sexy woman. And you know what? I don't think that I can sit here and let you talk about her that way without me defending her honor. Jan, I defend your honor. Is that all?","text_w_direction":"And she is a woman. She is a strong, soft, thoughtful, sexy woman. And you know what? I don't think that I can sit here and let you talk about her that way without me defending her honor. [to camera] Jan, I defend your honor. [to Dwight] Is that all?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3405,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Jan didn't come back for her car last night.","text_w_direction":"Jan didn't come back for her car last night.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3406,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"What!?","text_w_direction":"What!?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3407,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Could it be that Agent Michael Scarn has finally found his Catherine Zeta?","text_w_direction":"Could it be that Agent Michael Scarn has finally found his Catherine Zeta?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3408,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, I don't know... Oh my God. This is Jan's cell.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I don't know... [Jim laughs, phone rings] Oh my God. This is Jan's cell.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3409,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"No way.","text_w_direction":"No way.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3410,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam.","text_w_direction":"Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3411,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I know we have to register as a consensual sexual relationship with HR. My question","text_w_direction":"I know we have to register as a consensual sexual relationship with HR. My question[/b]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3412,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Some might even say that we had our first date last night.","text_w_direction":"Some might even say that we had our first date last night.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3413,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, really?","text_w_direction":"Oh, really?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3414,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Really.","text_w_direction":"Really.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3415,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Why might some say that?","text_w_direction":"Why might some say that?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3416,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Cause there was dinner, by candlelight.","text_w_direction":"Cause there was dinner, by candlelight.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3417,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Uh hmm.","text_w_direction":"Uh hmm.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3418,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Dinner and a show, if you include Michael's movie. And there was dancing and fireworks. Pretty good date.","text_w_direction":"Dinner and a show, if you include Michael's movie. [Pam nods reluctantly] And there was dancing and fireworks. Pretty good date.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3419,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"We didn't dance.","text_w_direction":"We didn't dance.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3420,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"You're right, we didn't dance. It was more like, swaying. But still romantic.","text_w_direction":"You're right, we didn't dance. It was more like, swaying. But still romantic.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3421,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Swaying isn't dancing.","text_w_direction":"Swaying isn't dancing.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3422,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Least I didn't leave you at a high school hockey game.","text_w_direction":"Least I didn't leave you at a high school hockey game.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3423,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I have some faxes to get out.","text_w_direction":"I have some faxes to get out.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3424,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, come on, Pam. I-","text_w_direction":"Oh, come on, Pam. I-","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3425,"season":2,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Client","director":"Greg Daneils","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Ok, we didn't dance. I was totally joking anyway. I mean, it's not really a date if the girl goes home to her fiance. Right?","text_w_direction":"Ok, we didn't dance. I was totally joking anyway. I mean, it's not really a date if the girl goes home to her fiance. Right?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2631,"air_date":"2005-11-08"}
{"index":3426,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Dwight","text":"You should get one of these.","text_w_direction":"[bouncing on an exercise ball] You should get one of these.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3427,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jim","text":"No. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"No. Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3428,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Dwight","text":"Do you even know what this is? It is a fitness orb and it has completely changed my life. Forget everything you thought you knew about ab workouts.","text_w_direction":"Do you even know what this is? It is a fitness orb and it has completely changed my life. Forget everything you thought you knew about ab workouts.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3429,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jim","text":"Done.","text_w_direction":"Done.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3430,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Dwight","text":"This ab workout is specifically designed to strengthen your core. Sorry.","text_w_direction":"This ab workout is specifically designed to strengthen your core. [knocks things around Jim's desk] Sorry.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3431,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jim","text":"S'ok.","text_w_direction":"S'ok.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3432,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Dwight","text":"Numerous health benefits, strengthens your back, better performance in sports, more enjoyable s*x.","text_w_direction":"Numerous health benefits, strengthens your back, better performance in sports, more enjoyable s*x.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3433,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jim","text":"You're not having s*x.","text_w_direction":"You're not having s*x.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3434,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Dwight","text":"Plus, improves your reflexes see, I would have caught that.","text_w_direction":"Plus, improves your reflexes [knocks over more stuff] see, I would have caught that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3435,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jim","text":"Ok, you know what, uh, how much is that?","text_w_direction":"Ok, you know what, uh, how much is that?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3436,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Dwight","text":"It's only twenty-five bucks.","text_w_direction":"It's only twenty-five bucks.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3437,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jim","text":"Wow. Um, ok.","text_w_direction":"Wow. Um, ok. [pops Dwight's orb with scissors]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3438,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Pam, could I see you in my office?","text_w_direction":"Pam, could I see you in my office?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3439,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Pam","text":"It's performance review day, company-wide. Last year, my performance review started with Michael asking me what my hopes and dreams were, and it ended with him telling me he could bench-press 190 pounds. So, I don't really know what to expect.","text_w_direction":"It's performance review day, company-wide. Last year, my performance review started with Michael asking me what my hopes and dreams were, and it ended with him telling me he could bench-press 190 pounds. So, I don't really know what to expect.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3440,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Pam, you're trustworthy-","text_w_direction":"Pam, you're trustworthy-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3441,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Pam","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3442,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"And a woman-","text_w_direction":"And a woman-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3443,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, no.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3444,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"And I want you to listen to a voicemail from my boss. \"Michael, it's Jan. I guess I missed you. I'll, uh, be there this afternoon for performance reviews. I hope it's understood that that will be our only topic of discussion. See you soon.\" First impressions?","text_w_direction":"And I want you to listen to a voicemail from my boss. [Jan on recording] \"Michael, it's Jan. I guess I missed you. I'll, uh, be there this afternoon for performance reviews. I hope it's understood that that will be our only topic of discussion. See you soon.\" First impressions?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3445,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Pam","text":"Uh, just off the top... I think she'll be here this afternoon.","text_w_direction":"Uh, just off the top... I think she'll be here this afternoon.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3446,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"My boss is coming in today, the lovely Jan Levinson-Gould will, well, no Gould. The Gould has been swack, divorced. Um, the awkward part is that this will be the first time that we'll be seeing each other since, well, uh, it was really nothing. We just sort of got caught up in the moment. The vulnerable divorcee gives herself to the understanding, with rugged good-looks, office manager. Just, uh, she didn't want it to continue for some reason. It, we both, I didn't want it, we both didn't want it to continue. Was not professional. Um, when people say something's mutual, it never is. But this was mutual.","text_w_direction":"My boss is coming in today, the lovely Jan Levinson-Gould will, well, no Gould. The Gould has been [makes slashing neck hand motion] swack, divorced. Um, the awkward part is that this will be the first time that we'll be seeing each other since, well, uh, it was really nothing. We just sort of got caught up in the moment. The vulnerable divorcee gives herself to the understanding, with rugged good-looks, office manager. Just, uh, she didn't want it to continue for some reason. It, we both, I didn't want it, we both didn't want it to continue. Was not professional. Um, when people say something's mutual, it never is. But this was mutual.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3447,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"\"I guess I missed you.\" I guess I missed you. So, she misses me?","text_w_direction":"[playing Jan's message] \"I guess I missed you.\" I guess I missed you. So, she misses me?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3448,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Pam","text":"She missed you.","text_w_direction":"She missed you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3449,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"But then she goes on to say \"that will be our only topic of discussion\". That doesn't mean anything, those are just words.","text_w_direction":"But then she goes on to say \"that will be our only topic of discussion\". That doesn't mean anything, those are just words.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3450,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Pam","text":"I have one idea of what it means.","text_w_direction":"I have one idea of what it means.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3451,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Ok. Yeah, what, what?","text_w_direction":"Ok. Yeah, what, what?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3452,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Pam","text":"Well I don't think you're gonna be very happy with this.","text_w_direction":"Well I don't think you're gonna be very happy with this.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3453,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Ohhh, great. Well, now I'm in a terrible mood. Let's do your performance review-","text_w_direction":"Ohhh, great. Well, now I'm in a terrible mood. Let's do your performance review-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3454,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Pam","text":"Because she's conflicted. She has to be professional, but she's fighting feelings... for you.","text_w_direction":"Because she's conflicted. She has to be professional, but she's fighting feelings... for you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3455,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Ah, why, that's great news? That, that, then why would, why would I not like that?","text_w_direction":"Ah, why, that's great news? That, that, then why would, why would I not like that?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3456,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Pam","text":"Um, just cause, that, you work together, and it might be awkward.","text_w_direction":"Um, just cause, that, you work together, and it might be awkward.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3457,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, wow, wow. Alright, let's listen to that again. \"Michael, it's Jan. I guess I missed you\".","text_w_direction":"Oh, wow, wow. Alright, let's listen to that again. [plays Jan's message] \"Michael, it's Jan. I guess I missed you\".","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3458,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, hey, listen, Jim. Here's a little tip for your performance review.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey, listen, Jim. Here's a little tip for your performance review.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3459,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jim","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3460,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Dwight","text":"Tell Michael that we should be stocking more of the double-tabbed manila file folders.","text_w_direction":"Tell Michael that we should be stocking more of the double-tabbed manila file folders.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3461,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jim","text":"We don't have double-tabbed manila file folders.","text_w_direction":"We don't have double-tabbed manila file folders.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3462,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, yes, we do.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yes, we do.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3463,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jim","text":"No, we don't.","text_w_direction":"No, we don't.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3464,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, it's a new product. So, you should just suggest that to him and he'll be sure to give you a raise.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it's a new product. So, you should just suggest that to him and he'll be sure to give you a raise.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3465,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jim","text":"Alright... well, I'm not asking for a raise. I'm gonna actually be asking for a pay decrease.","text_w_direction":"Alright... well, I'm not asking for a raise. I'm gonna actually be asking for a pay decrease.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3466,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh, that is so stupid. What if he gives it to you?","text_w_direction":"Uh, that is so stupid. What if he gives it to you?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3467,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jim","text":"I win.","text_w_direction":"I win.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3468,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Dwight","text":"Ugh, you know what? I am going to zone you out for the rest of today. I need to stay focused, and I don't have to see you tomorrow or Sunday and please don't call me, and we'll see how things go on Monday. Uh, stupid.","text_w_direction":"Ugh, you know what? I am going to zone you out for the rest of today. I need to stay focused, and I don't have to see you tomorrow or Sunday and please don't call me, and we'll see how things go on Monday. Uh, stupid.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3469,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jim","text":"Wait, wait; one thing. Uh, by tomorrow, you mean Saturday, right?","text_w_direction":"Wait, wait; one thing. Uh, by tomorrow, you mean Saturday, right?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3470,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh, duh.","text_w_direction":"Uh, duh.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3471,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jim","text":"Duh.","text_w_direction":"Duh.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3472,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jim","text":"Today is Thursday. But Dwight thinks that it's Friday. And that's what I'll be working on this afternoon.","text_w_direction":"Today is Thursday. But Dwight thinks that it's Friday. And that's what I'll be working on this afternoon.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3473,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Stanley","text":"Sometimes women say more in their pauses than they say in their words.","text_w_direction":"Sometimes women say more in their pauses than they say in their words.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3474,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3475,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Stanley","text":"Oh, yes. Let's listen to it again. And this time, really listen to the pauses.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yes. Let's listen to it again. And this time, really listen to the pauses.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3476,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"God, Stanley, that's frickin' brilliant. How do you know that? Did you learn that on the streets? Sorry.","text_w_direction":"God, Stanley, that's frickin' brilliant. How do you know that? Did you learn that on the streets? Sorry.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3477,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Stanley","text":"Oh, no, that's ok. I did learn it on the streets. On the ghetto, in fact.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, that's ok. I did learn it on the streets. On the ghetto, in fact.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3478,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"No kidding.","text_w_direction":"No kidding.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3479,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Stanley","text":"It's all about my bonus.","text_w_direction":"It's all about my bonus.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3480,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Pam","text":"Michael and Jan definitely made out.","text_w_direction":"Michael and Jan definitely made out.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3481,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jim","text":"Ohh...","text_w_direction":"Ohh...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3482,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Pam","text":"Maybe more.","text_w_direction":"Maybe more.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3483,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jim","text":"Eck!... Oh! Also, it is Thursday, but Dwight thinks it's Friday. So, keep that goin'.","text_w_direction":"Eck!... Oh! Also, it is Thursday, but Dwight thinks it's Friday. So, keep that goin'.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3484,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, yea!","text_w_direction":"Oh, yea!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3485,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Good work, Stanley. Great performance review. Stanley in the house, everybody. Woo! Angela, your turn.","text_w_direction":"Good work, Stanley. Great performance review. Stanley in the house, everybody. Woo! Angela, your turn.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3486,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Angela","text":"I actually look forward to performance reviews. I did the youth beauty pageant circuit. And I enjoyed that quite a bit. I really enjoy being judged. I believe I hold up very well to even severe scrutiny.","text_w_direction":"I actually look forward to performance reviews. I did the youth beauty pageant circuit. And I enjoyed that quite a bit. I really enjoy being judged. I believe I hold up very well to even severe scrutiny.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3487,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Pam","text":"Michael?","text_w_direction":"Michael?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3488,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3489,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Pam","text":"Jan's on the phone for you.","text_w_direction":"Jan's on the phone for you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3490,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Oh; Angela, you were totally satisfactory this year.","text_w_direction":"Oh; Angela, you were totally satisfactory this year.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3491,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Interesting. Jan is calling me. Maybe it wasn't so mutual after all. Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Interesting. Jan is calling me. Maybe it wasn't so mutual after all. [puts Jan on speakerphone] Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3492,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3493,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Jan! To what do I owe this pleasure?","text_w_direction":"Jan! To what do I owe this pleasure?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3494,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"I am returning your many calls.","text_w_direction":"I am returning your many calls.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3495,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Well, hello to you, too. Um, yeah, I was just um, I just wanted to get some closure on uh, what transpired between us at the meeting we had in the parking lot of the Chili's.","text_w_direction":"Well, hello to you, too. Um, yeah, I was just um, I just wanted to get some closure on uh, what transpired between us at the meeting we had in the parking lot of the Chili's.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3496,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"No. No, we won't be discussing that, Michael. The only things I wanna talk about during your performance review are your concrete ideas to improve your branch.","text_w_direction":"No. No, we won't be discussing that, Michael. The only things I wanna talk about during your performance review are your concrete ideas to improve your branch.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3497,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Well, surely this uh, review is a formality because of what happened uh, at our meeting in the parking lot of Chili's.","text_w_direction":"Well, surely this uh, review is a formality because of what happened uh, at our meeting in the parking lot of Chili's.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3498,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"Uh, your review is anything but a formality, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Uh, your review is anything but a formality, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3499,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3500,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"I expect you to forget anything that you think may have happened between us and exhibit completely professional behavior.","text_w_direction":"I expect you to forget anything that you think may have happened between us and exhibit completely professional behavior.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3501,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Been thinking about you.","text_w_direction":"Been thinking about you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3502,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"Ok, that is an example of completely unprofessional behavior.","text_w_direction":"Ok, that is an example of completely unprofessional behavior.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3503,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Um, I don't see how that's unprofessional. Just-","text_w_direction":"Um, I don't see how that's unprofessional. Just-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3504,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3505,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3506,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"Are the cameras with you...","text_w_direction":"Are the cameras with you...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3507,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3508,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"...in your office?","text_w_direction":"...in your office?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3509,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"They are not. Yes, they are. That's my girlfriend.","text_w_direction":"They are not. Yes, they are. [Jan hangs up] That's my girlfriend.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3510,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Kevin","text":"I heard they made out and had s*x.","text_w_direction":"I heard they made out and had s*x.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3511,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Oscar","text":"No, they just made out. That's it.","text_w_direction":"No, they just made out. That's it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3512,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Kevin","text":"Well, I heard they made out and had s*x.","text_w_direction":"Well, I heard they made out and had s*x.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3513,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Angela","text":"Don't talk about it. Office romances are nobody's business but the people involved.","text_w_direction":"Don't talk about it. Office romances are nobody's business but the people involved.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3514,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Kevin","text":"Romances?","text_w_direction":"Romances?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3515,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Pam, I have ideas on a daily basis. I know I do. I have a clear memory of telling people my ideas. Um, is there any chance you wrote any of my ideas down? In a folder? A \"Michael-idea\" folder?","text_w_direction":"Pam, I have ideas on a daily basis. I know I do. I have a clear memory of telling people my ideas. Um, is there any chance you wrote any of my ideas down? In a folder? A \"Michael-idea\" folder?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3516,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Pam","text":"Sorry.","text_w_direction":"Sorry.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3517,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"That's unfortunate. How 'bout the suggestion box? There's tons of ideas in there.","text_w_direction":"That's unfortunate. How 'bout the suggestion box? There's tons of ideas in there.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3518,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Pam","text":"What suggestion box?","text_w_direction":"What suggestion box?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3519,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"The suggestion box that I put out, and people could be put in suggestions anonymously? Maybe there's prizes?","text_w_direction":"The suggestion box that I put out, and people could be put in suggestions anonymously? Maybe there's prizes?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3520,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, yeah. Uh, I think I remember that from back from when I first started.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah. Uh, I think I remember that from back from when I first started.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3521,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Why don't you find it and tell people to get theirs... never mind, I'll tell them. Hello, everybody? Yeah, uh, attention, please. Jan Levinson's coming, very soon, and so, we're going to have our weekly suggestion box meeting, so you can all get your constructive compliments in a.s.a.p.","text_w_direction":"Why don't you find it and tell people to get theirs... never mind, I'll tell them. Hello, everybody? Yeah, uh, attention, please. Jan Levinson's coming, very soon, and so, we're going to have our weekly suggestion box meeting, so you can all get your constructive compliments in a.s.a.p.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3522,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Ryan","text":"Don't you mean constructive criticism?","text_w_direction":"Don't you mean constructive criticism?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3523,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"What did I say?","text_w_direction":"What did I say?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3524,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Kelly","text":"You said \"constructive complements\"; that doesn't make any sense.","text_w_direction":"You said \"constructive complements\"; that doesn't make any sense.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3525,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Well, Kelly, that was neither constructive nor a compliment, so maybe you should stop criticizing my English and start making some suggestions. 'K?","text_w_direction":"Well, Kelly, that was neither constructive nor a compliment, so maybe you should stop criticizing my English and start making some suggestions. 'K?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3526,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, Dan, this is Jim, and it is about 11","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Hey, Dan, this is Jim, and it is about 11","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3527,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Dwight","text":"Saturday.","text_w_direction":"Saturday.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3528,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jim","text":"...Saturday, so just let me know what you're doing tomorrow, Saturday, for lunch. Ok, talk to you soon.","text_w_direction":"[pumps fist] ...Saturday, so just let me know what you're doing tomorrow, Saturday, for lunch. Ok, talk to you soon.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3529,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"We'll address this in the meeting then. Ok. Ok, bye-bye. Could you please tell Michael that I'm here?","text_w_direction":"[on phone] We'll address this in the meeting then. Ok. Ok, bye-bye. [to Pam] Could you please tell Michael that I'm here?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3530,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Pam","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3531,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Hi, Jan. How are you?","text_w_direction":"Hi, Jan. How are you?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3532,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"I'm good; how are you?","text_w_direction":"I'm good; how are you?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3533,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Good to see you.","text_w_direction":"Good to see you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3534,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"Nice to see you.","text_w_direction":"Nice to see you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3535,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Ok. Ok, why don't we just step into my office? We're gonna go in here.","text_w_direction":"Ok. [tries to kiss Jan's hand] Ok, why don't we just step into my office? We're gonna go in here.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3536,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"Can we please go in your office?","text_w_direction":"Can we please go in your office?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3537,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Yep, right after you. Apres-vous. No calls.","text_w_direction":"Yep, right after you. Apres-vous. [mouths to Pam] No calls.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3538,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Kevin","text":"Oooo.","text_w_direction":"Oooo.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3539,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright [takes Jan's coat].","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3540,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3541,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"It's nice to see you.","text_w_direction":"It's nice to see you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3542,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"Nice to see you too, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Nice to see you too, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3543,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3544,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"Not like that.","text_w_direction":"Not like that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3545,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, well.","text_w_direction":"Oh, well.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3546,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"You know Michael, I think I need to make something clear right off the top. I'm not going to discuss anything with you other than Dunder-Mifflin business.","text_w_direction":"You know Michael, I think I need to make something clear right off the top. I'm not going to discuss anything with you other than Dunder-Mifflin business.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3547,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3548,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"Period.","text_w_direction":"Period.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3549,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3550,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"Do we understand each other.","text_w_direction":"Do we understand each other.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3551,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Absolutely.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3552,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"I'm a little confused. 'Cause first it's all like kissy-kissy. And then it's like all regret. Because \"Oh, I regret that.\" But, \"Wait, I'm still gonna call you.\" But, but, \"We're just gonna talk business. And I may come down and fire you if you don't do your job.\" But what were talking about when we first kissed? Business.","text_w_direction":"I'm a little confused. 'Cause first it's all like kissy-kissy. And then it's like all regret. Because \"Oh, I regret that.\" But, \"Wait, I'm still gonna call you.\" But, but, \"We're just gonna talk business. And I may come down and fire you if you don't do your job.\" But what were talking about when we first kissed? Business.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3553,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"So are you still in the middle of the performance reviews then?","text_w_direction":"So are you still in the middle of the performance reviews then?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3554,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no, I finished all of that. I'm very fast. I'm not too fast. Not like wham-bam-thank ya ma'am. But I do say thank ya ma'am. But, I'm, I'm not like wham-bam. Not that there's anything wrong with wham-bam. If it's consensual. We're talking about office stuff. Can I ask you a question?","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, I finished all of that. I'm very fast. I'm not too fast. Not like wham-bam-thank ya ma'am. But I do say thank ya ma'am. But, I'm, I'm not like wham-bam. Not that there's anything wrong with wham-bam. If it's consensual. [cold Jan stare] We're talking about office stuff. Can I ask you a question?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3555,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3556,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"This is a business question. It's nothing personal, I promise.","text_w_direction":"This is a business question. It's nothing personal, I promise.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3557,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"Fine.","text_w_direction":"Fine.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3558,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Are you wearing a new perfume today?","text_w_direction":"Are you wearing a new perfume today?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3559,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"How is that a business question?","text_w_direction":"How is that a business question?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3560,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Well, you're wearing it at the office. And it, I'm sorry, but no offense, but it's really sexy.","text_w_direction":"Well, you're wearing it at the office. And [smells Jan] it, I'm sorry, but no offense, but it's really sexy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3561,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"Please don't smell me, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Please don't smell me, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3562,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, Jim.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Jim.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3563,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, how's it goin'?","text_w_direction":"Hey, how's it goin'?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3564,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Pam","text":"Oh my God, did you see \"The Apprentice\" last night?","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, did you see \"The Apprentice\" last night?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3565,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jim","text":"Course, it's on every Thursday night, so how could I miss it?","text_w_direction":"Course, it's on every Thursday night, so how could I miss it?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3566,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Pam","text":"Can you believe who Trump fired?","text_w_direction":"Can you believe who Trump fired?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3567,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jim","text":"No, that was unbelievable.","text_w_direction":"No, that was unbelievable.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3568,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Dwight","text":"Who? Who was it? Who did he fire?","text_w_direction":"Who? Who was it? Who did he fire?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3569,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Pam","text":"You didn't see it?","text_w_direction":"You didn't see it?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3570,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Dwight","text":"No, I went out and got drunk with my laser tag team last night. Crap! I never go out on a Thursday night; what the hell was I thinking?","text_w_direction":"No, I went out and got drunk with my laser tag team last night. Crap! I never go out on a Thursday night; what the hell was I thinking?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3571,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"I don't understand- Hold on. Sorry. Yes, Pam.","text_w_direction":"I don't understand- [phone rings] Hold on. Sorry. [answers] Yes, Pam.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3572,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, it's time for the suggestion box meeting.","text_w_direction":"Michael, it's time for the suggestion box meeting.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3573,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"I'm kind of in the middle of something. I wish you wouldn't interrupt.","text_w_direction":"I'm kind of in the middle of something. I wish you wouldn't interrupt.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3574,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Pam","text":"You told me to buzz you about the suggestion box meeting when Jan was here.","text_w_direction":"You told me to buzz you about the suggestion box meeting when Jan was here.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3575,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"I did not, not, not use those words.","text_w_direction":"I did not, not, not use those words.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3576,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"Uh, I'd like to sit in on that meeting is it happening right now?","text_w_direction":"Uh, I'd like to sit in on that meeting [to Pam] is it happening right now?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3577,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"No, it's in like ten minutes.","text_w_direction":"No, it's in like ten minutes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3578,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Pam","text":"Everyone's waiting in the conference room.","text_w_direction":"Everyone's waiting in the conference room.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3579,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"Great. Very good.","text_w_direction":"Great. Very good.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3580,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Why are we here? Because I value your opinions. Now, I know a lot of don't think that I read your suggestions, but I do. I just sift through them every week and I really look and scrutinize to see what you guys are writing. Um, so, let's, uh, just read some of these suckers. Alright. Number one","text_w_direction":"Why are we here? Because I value your opinions. Now, I know a lot of don't think that I read your suggestions, but I do. I just sift through them every week and I really look and scrutinize to see what you guys are writing. Um, so, let's, uh, just read some of these suckers. Alright. Number one[/b]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3581,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Dwight","text":"What should we do to prepare for Y2K?","text_w_direction":"What should we do to prepare for Y2K?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3582,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Kelly","text":"I thought you read these every week.","text_w_direction":"I thought you read these every week.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3583,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Well, obviously this one got stuck in the box. That happens occasionally.","text_w_direction":"Well, obviously this one got stuck in the box. [to Jan] That happens occasionally.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3584,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Dwight","text":"It happens occasionally.","text_w_direction":"It happens occasionally.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3585,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"And, um, one down. Next suggestion","text_w_direction":"And, um, one down. Next suggestion[/b]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3586,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"That sounds serious, Michael.","text_w_direction":"That sounds serious, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3587,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, ok, well, yeah, who wrote it?","text_w_direction":"Oh, ok, well, yeah, who wrote it?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3588,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Dwight","text":"Tom?","text_w_direction":"Tom?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3589,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Tom. Then it is a joke because there is nobody in here named Tom.","text_w_direction":"Tom. Then it is a joke because there is nobody in here named Tom.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3590,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Phyllis","text":"Tom? He worked in accounting up until about a year ago. Tom? Pow.","text_w_direction":"Tom? He worked in accounting up until about a year ago. [blank stares] Tom? [acts like she's shooting herself in the head] Pow.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3591,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, that guy? That guy was weird. Alright, next suggestion.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that guy? That guy was weird. Alright, next suggestion.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3592,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Dwight","text":"Next suggestion.","text_w_direction":"Next suggestion.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3593,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Arrr, dooby dooby do. \"You need to do something about your B.O.\"","text_w_direction":"Arrr, dooby dooby do. \"You need to do something about your B.O.\"","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3594,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Dwight","text":"You need to do something about your B.O.","text_w_direction":"You need to do something about your B.O.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3595,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, I don't know who this suggestion is meant for, but it's more of a personal suggestion and it's not an office suggestion. Far be it for me to use this as a platform to embarrass anybody.","text_w_direction":"Ok, I don't know who this suggestion is meant for, but it's more of a personal suggestion and it's not an office suggestion. Far be it for me to use this as a platform to embarrass anybody.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3596,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Toby","text":"Aren't the suggestions meant for you?","text_w_direction":"Aren't the suggestions meant for you?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3597,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Well, Toby, if by me you are inferring that I have B.O., then I would say that is a very poor choice of words.","text_w_direction":"Well, Toby, if by me you are inferring that I have B.O., then I would say that is a very poor choice of words.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3598,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Creed","text":"Uh, Michael, he wasn't inferring, he was implying. You were inferring.","text_w_direction":"Uh, Michael, he wasn't inferring, he was implying. You were inferring.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3599,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Was I, Creed?! Ok, well, you know what? I am implying is that when we're on an elevator together, I should maybe take the stairs, because talk about stank. Not that I would ever say something like that in public, and I never have, and I never will. I just think it's something that we should all be aware of. Ok? Now that we've learned this, let's continue. See, this is good, we're learning and we're figuring some stuff out. \"You need to do something about your coffee breath\"-","text_w_direction":"Was I, Creed?! Ok, well, you know what? I am implying is that when we're on an elevator together, I should maybe take the stairs, because talk about stank. Not that I would ever say something like that in public, and I never have, and I never will. I just think it's something that we should all be aware of. Ok? Now that we've learned this, let's continue. See, this is good, we're learning and we're figuring some stuff out. \"You need to do something about your coffee breath\"-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3600,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Dwight","text":"You need-","text_w_direction":"You need-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3601,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3602,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Dwight","text":"To do something about-","text_w_direction":"To do something about-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3603,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Shut up, shut up, shut up, Dwight, OK. I don't think you people are grasping the concept of the suggestion box.","text_w_direction":"Shut up, shut up, shut up, Dwight, OK. I don't think you people are grasping the concept of the suggestion box.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3604,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Angela","text":"Sometimes you talk to us real close.","text_w_direction":"Sometimes you talk to us real close.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3605,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, is that hard for you? Alright, well-","text_w_direction":"Yeah, is that hard for you? Alright, well-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3606,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Angela","text":"Well, when you have coffee breath-","text_w_direction":"Well, when you have coffee breath-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3607,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"I'll work on that-","text_w_direction":"I'll work on that-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3608,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Angela","text":"It's hard.","text_w_direction":"It's hard.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3609,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Let's keep going. Keep it going. Yep. What do we have here? We have somebody's piece of gum. Somebody put a piece of gum in there. This is not a, a garbage can, this is the future of our company. This is not a place for gum. I don't wanna have to read these tomorrow.","text_w_direction":"Let's keep going. Keep it going. Yep. What do we have here? We have somebody's piece of gum. Somebody put a piece of gum in there. This is not a, a garbage can, this is the future of our company. This is not a place for gum. I don't wanna have to read these tomorrow.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3610,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, who wants to come in on a Saturday?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, who wants to come in on a Saturday?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3611,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, what? Uh, alright, next suggestion.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, what? Uh, alright, next suggestion.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3612,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Dwight","text":"Next suggestion.","text_w_direction":"Next suggestion.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3613,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"\"Don't sl-\", ok, that's blank Don't, just put it-","text_w_direction":"\"Don't sl-\", ok, that's blank [Dwight picks up note] Don't, just put it-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3614,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Dwight","text":"\"Don't sleep with your boss\"? Do you think this is referring to you boning Jan?","text_w_direction":"\"Don't sleep with your boss\"? Do you think this is referring to you boning Jan?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3615,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"I can't, I can't-","text_w_direction":"I can't, I can't-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3616,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"I don't understand why you're so upset.","text_w_direction":"I don't understand why you're so upset.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3617,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"Please sit down.","text_w_direction":"Please sit down.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3618,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Let me ask you-","text_w_direction":"Let me ask you-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3619,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"You're gonna sit here and I'm gonna go sit over there.","text_w_direction":"You're gonna sit here and I'm gonna go sit over there.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3620,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, let me ask you this.","text_w_direction":"Ok, let me ask you this.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3621,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"Please, sit yourself down.","text_w_direction":"Please, sit yourself down.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3622,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Let me ask you something.","text_w_direction":"Let me ask you something.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3623,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"What, Michael.","text_w_direction":"What, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3624,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Where did you get your outfit?","text_w_direction":"Where did you get your outfit?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3625,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Dwight","text":"You are giving me this raise! I deserve this raise! Yes! Yes! Yes! Hiya! The least you can do is keep my salary consistent with inflation! Keeya eyah! Yes! Why are you gonna give me this raise? Why? Because... I'm awesome! I am awesome!","text_w_direction":"[loud metal music playing in a stairwell; Dwight pacing] You are giving me this raise! I deserve this raise! [plays air guitar] Yes! [kicks] Yes! Yes! Hiya! The least you can do is keep my salary consistent with inflation! Keeya eyah! Yes! Why are you gonna give me this raise? Why? Because... I'm awesome! I am awesome!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3626,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"I just don't understand why you have to pretend like nothing happened.","text_w_direction":"I just don't understand why you have to pretend like nothing happened.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3627,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"Because nothing did, Michael. It, I'm not going to say anything more about it, and I would advise that you do the same","text_w_direction":"Because nothing did, Michael. It, I'm not going to say anything more about it, and I would advise that you do the same","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3628,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Look-","text_w_direction":"Look-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3629,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael?","text_w_direction":"Michael?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3630,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Oh my God...","text_w_direction":"Oh my God...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3631,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm sorry, am I interrupting? Oh God; were you guys making out?","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, am I interrupting? Oh God; were you guys making out?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3632,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"No, Dwight; come in.","text_w_direction":"No, Dwight; come in.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3633,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Dwight","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3634,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"What do you want Dwight?","text_w_direction":"What do you want Dwight?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3635,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Dwight","text":"I am ready for my performance review.","text_w_direction":"I am ready for my performance review.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3636,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, great. Your performance has been adequate. You may leave; goodbye.","text_w_direction":"Ok, great. Your performance has been adequate. You may leave; goodbye.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3637,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"Is this how you've been conducting all the reviews, Michael?","text_w_direction":"Is this how you've been conducting all the reviews, Michael?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3638,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"You wanna talk now, good; OK, Dwight, leave.","text_w_direction":"You wanna talk now, good; OK, Dwight, leave.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3639,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh, wait, I would like to discuss my raise?","text_w_direction":"Uh, wait, I would like to discuss my raise?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3640,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Why on earth would we give you a raise?","text_w_direction":"Why on earth would we give you a raise?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3641,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Dwight","text":"That is an excellent question. Thank you for asking. Let me bring up one word","text_w_direction":"That is an excellent question. Thank you for asking. Let me bring up one word[/b]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3642,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"You do? How do you get in?","text_w_direction":"You do? How do you get in?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3643,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Dwight","text":"I have a copy of your key.","text_w_direction":"I have a copy of your key.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3644,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"That's a serious offense!","text_w_direction":"That's a serious offense!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3645,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"That is a serious offense. Very serious. As is toying with a man's heart.","text_w_direction":"That is a serious offense. Very serious. As is toying with a man's heart.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3646,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"Oh! Michael, for God sakes!","text_w_direction":"Oh! Michael, for God sakes!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3647,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Dwight","text":"I'd also further like to talk about my merits in the workplace.","text_w_direction":"I'd also further like to talk about my merits in the workplace.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3648,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, third wheel, why don't you do that?","text_w_direction":"Ok, third wheel, why don't you do that?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3649,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Dwight","text":"For instance, the time I brought in deer jerky for the whole office.","text_w_direction":"For instance, the time I brought in deer jerky for the whole office.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3650,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"That was deer!? Gross, oh!","text_w_direction":"That was deer!? Gross, oh!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3651,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Dwight","text":"You liked it!","text_w_direction":"You liked it!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3652,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, did not!","text_w_direction":"Oh, did not!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3653,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Dwight","text":"Jan, have you ever had deer?","text_w_direction":"Jan, have you ever had deer?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3654,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3655,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Dwight","text":"It's a delicacy. And you know what? It's an aphrodisiac. So when we're done here, you guys could go over to The Antler Lodge, sample some deer and talk about my raise.","text_w_direction":"It's a delicacy. And you know what? It's an aphrodisiac. So when we're done here, you guys could go over to The Antler Lodge, sample some deer and talk about my raise.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3656,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"What do you say, Jan?","text_w_direction":"What do you say, Jan?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3657,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"Ok! Here's what I'm gonna do","text_w_direction":"Ok! Here's what I'm gonna do[/b]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3658,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Ok. You just, uh, clear your head.","text_w_direction":"Ok. You just, uh, clear your head.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3659,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"Thank you, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"[Dwight opens door] Thank you, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3660,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"Look, I know it's your job, I know you have to ask, but I promise you, I'm not gonna discuss it with him, I'm certainly not gonna discuss it with you. Do you have a light?","text_w_direction":"Look, I know it's your job, I know you have to ask, but I promise you, I'm not gonna discuss it with him, I'm certainly not gonna discuss it with you. [digs a cigarette out of her purse] Do you have a light?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3661,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Dwight","text":"And in conclusion, I think that Lex Luthor said it best when he said \"Dad, you have no idea what I'm capable of\".","text_w_direction":"And in conclusion, I think that Lex Luthor said it best when he said \"Dad, you have no idea what I'm capable of\".","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3662,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"That's from Superman?","text_w_direction":"That's from Superman?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3663,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Dwight","text":"Smallville. And that is why, I feel, that I deserve this raise.","text_w_direction":"Smallville. And that is why, I feel, that I deserve this raise.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3664,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Pam","text":"Do you think Michael and Jan actually...","text_w_direction":"Do you think Michael and Jan actually...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3665,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jim","text":"I don't really wanna picture it. But thank you, Pam.","text_w_direction":"I don't really wanna picture it. But thank you, Pam.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3666,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Pam","text":"How do you come back from that?","text_w_direction":"How do you come back from that?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3667,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jim","text":"Um, you don't, I don't think, come all the way back, you know. Especially working together.","text_w_direction":"Um, you don't, I don't think, come all the way back, you know. Especially working together.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3668,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Pam","text":"No, I mean doing that with Michael. How do you come back from that?","text_w_direction":"No, I mean doing that with Michael. How do you come back from that?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3669,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jim","text":"Oh-","text_w_direction":"Oh-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3670,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Pam","text":"As a human being.","text_w_direction":"As a human being.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3671,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, no, I don't think you can.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, no, I don't think you can.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3672,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"I'm heading back to New York; Alan and I will conduct your performance review over the phone tomorrow.","text_w_direction":"I'm heading back to New York; Alan and I will conduct your performance review over the phone tomorrow.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3673,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Wait.","text_w_direction":"Wait.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3674,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"'K?","text_w_direction":"'K?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3675,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Wait, wait, wait, come, I just, I just wanna know why?","text_w_direction":"Wait, wait, wait, come, I just, I just wanna know why?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3676,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"Michael, now is not the time or the place.","text_w_direction":"Michael, now is not the time or the place.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3677,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, so you're saying that there is a different time or place?","text_w_direction":"Ok, so you're saying that there is a different time or place?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3678,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"No, I am saying we are never having this conversation.","text_w_direction":"No, I am saying we are never having this conversation.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3679,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Well, ok, well never as in 'never ever ever', or never as in there's still a chance?","text_w_direction":"Well, ok, well never as in 'never ever ever', or never as in there's still a chance?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3680,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"Never, for me, always means 'never ever ever.'","text_w_direction":"Never, for me, always means 'never ever ever.'","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3681,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"I just want to know, from the horse's mouth, what is the dealio?","text_w_direction":"I just want to know, from the horse's mouth, what is the dealio?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3682,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"Michael, it has nothing-","text_w_direction":"Michael, it has nothing-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3683,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Am I too short?","text_w_direction":"Am I too short?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3684,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"With your looks, ok? It's your personality. I mean, you're obnoxious, and rude, and, and, and stupid, and you do have coffee breath, by the way, and, and I don't agree about the b.o., but you are very, very inconsiderate.","text_w_direction":"With your looks, ok? It's your personality. I mean, you're obnoxious, and rude, and, and, and stupid, and you do have coffee breath, by the way, and, and I don't agree about the b.o., but you are very, very inconsiderate.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3685,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3686,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"Really. You're, you're, you're a great guy, ok?","text_w_direction":"Really. You're, you're, you're a great guy, ok?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3687,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"I appreciate that, thank you.","text_w_direction":"I appreciate that, thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3688,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"And you were very sweet, and you stayed up with me and talked with me, cried with me, and I appreciate that-","text_w_direction":"And you were very sweet, and you stayed up with me and talked with me, cried with me, and I appreciate that-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3689,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"No, I wasn't, I didn't cry-","text_w_direction":"No, I wasn't, I didn't cry-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3690,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"At this time in my life. I just am not in the place right now where I'm looking for a relationship, so we can still work together, we can still be friends but... ok?","text_w_direction":"At this time in my life. I just am not in the place right now where I'm looking for a relationship, so we can still work together, we can still be friends but... ok?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3691,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"So my looks have nothing to do with it?","text_w_direction":"So my looks have nothing to do with it?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3692,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jan","text":"Ohhh, God.","text_w_direction":"Ohhh, God.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3693,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Jan is not in a place where she feels she can have a relationship right now. And it doesn't matter how great a guy I am. And that is all I needed; I'm good. I can go home now.","text_w_direction":"Jan is not in a place where she feels she can have a relationship right now. And it doesn't matter how great a guy I am. And that is all I needed; I'm good. I can go home now.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3694,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, it's 12","text_w_direction":"Hey, it's 12","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3695,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Jim","text":"Ummm... no idea.","text_w_direction":"Ummm... no idea.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3696,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Michael","text":"Never missed a day, my ass.","text_w_direction":"Never missed a day, my ass.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3697,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Pam","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"[Jim bows to Pam; she bows back] Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3698,"season":2,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Performance Review","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Larry Willmore","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! It's ok!","text_w_direction":"[running through parking lot] I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! It's ok!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2416,"air_date":"2005-11-15"}
{"index":3699,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"It is Friday morning and it is another beautiful day in Scranton, Pennsylvania. Oh my God. Ohhh. Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up. Oh, we have a serious problem here. Alright everybody, lock the doors, turn off the lights. Pretend you're not here.","text_w_direction":"It is Friday morning and it is another beautiful day in Scranton, Pennsylvania. [sees man in a turban outside] Oh my God. Ohhh. [dials phone number] Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up. Oh, we have a serious problem here. [goes out onto office floor] Alright everybody, lock the doors, turn off the lights. Pretend you're not here.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3700,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Are we in danger?","text_w_direction":"Are we in danger?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3701,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"There's no time to think about if this is real. Just, shh, everybody.","text_w_direction":"There's no time to think about if this is real. Just, shh, everybody. [knock at the front door]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3702,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"Michael, should I call the... What?","text_w_direction":"Michael, should I call the... [Michael waves his hands] What?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3703,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"The IT tech guy and me did not get off to a great start.","text_w_direction":"The IT tech guy and me did not get off to a great start.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3704,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, I tried to install it myself, but, uh, you guys have these things so password-protected...","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I tried to install it myself, but, uh, you guys have these things so password-protected...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3705,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Sadiq (IT guy)","text":"That just means you have to enter your password.","text_w_direction":"That just means you have to enter your password.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3706,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Oh...","text_w_direction":"Oh...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3707,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Sadiq (IT guy)","text":"What's your password, Michael?","text_w_direction":"What's your password, Michael?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3708,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, umm...","text_w_direction":"Oh, umm... [looks at Post-It on computer]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3709,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Sadiq (IT guy)","text":"Oh, it's 1-2-3.","text_w_direction":"Oh, it's 1-2-3.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3710,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3711,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Mi-","text_w_direction":"Mi-","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3712,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"AH! Guh-oood.","text_w_direction":"AH! Guh-oood.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3713,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Sorry.","text_w_direction":"Sorry.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3714,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Please don't do that.","text_w_direction":"Please don't do that.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3715,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok, I'm sorry. What is going on in there? Why is he here? What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"Ok, I'm sorry. What is going on in there? Why is he here? What are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3716,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I can't tell you.","text_w_direction":"I can't tell you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3717,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"You have to tell me.","text_w_direction":"You have to tell me.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3718,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I don't have to tell you anything.","text_w_direction":"I don't have to tell you anything.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3719,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Look, Michael, I know you don't want to have to think about this, but if something were to happen to you, God forbid, then I would need to know in order to take over.","text_w_direction":"Look, Michael, I know you don't want to have to think about this, but if something were to happen to you, God forbid, then I would need to know in order to take over.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3720,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight, nothing is going to happen to me, ok? I'm in the best shape of my life. Look at this. Brrr! That's strong!","text_w_direction":"Dwight, nothing is going to happen to me, ok? I'm in the best shape of my life. Look at this. [flexes his arms] Brrr! That's strong!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3721,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, but that doesn't matter, you could get a brain aneurysm-","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but that doesn't matter, you could get a brain aneurysm-","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3722,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I'm not going get a brain-","text_w_direction":"I'm not going get a brain-","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3723,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Or get hit by a car-","text_w_direction":"Or get hit by a car-","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3724,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Stop it.","text_w_direction":"Stop it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3725,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Or a bus or a train. Get poisoned, fall in a well, step on a mine, choke.","text_w_direction":"Or a bus or a train. Get poisoned, fall in a well, step on a mine, choke.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3726,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, oh, ok; if I step on a mine in Scranton, Pennsylvania, and die, you can have my job, ok? Why don't you just go... away?","text_w_direction":"Uh, oh, ok; if I step on a mine in Scranton, Pennsylvania, and die, you can have my job, ok? Why don't you just go... away?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3727,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"There are certain things a boss does not share with his employees. His salary, that would depress them. His bed, it--- And I am not going to tell them that I'll be reading their e-mails.","text_w_direction":"There are certain things a boss does not share with his employees. His salary, that would depress them. His bed, it--- And I am not going to tell them that I'll be reading their e-mails.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3728,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"So how do you search?","text_w_direction":"So how do you search?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3729,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Sadiq (IT guy)","text":"By keyword phrase.","text_w_direction":"By keyword phrase.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3730,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Try \"profits\". No! Try \"Michael Scott\". \"Michael\" \"boss\" and \"funny\". Oh my God, wow! E-mail from Stanley. Stanley, Terribly nice guy. \"Sorry I didn't write back sooner; I can't go to the game tonight because my boss Michael is an ass and making me stay late.\" Well, Stanley's an ass. Not one of our harder workers.","text_w_direction":"Try \"profits\". No! Try \"Michael Scott\". \"Michael\" \"boss\" and \"funny\". [Sadiq (IT guy) types; result pops up] Oh my God, wow! [chuckles] E-mail from Stanley. Stanley, Terribly nice guy. [reads e-mail] \"Sorry I didn't write back sooner; I can't go to the game tonight because my boss Michael is an ass and making me stay late.\" Well, Stanley's an ass. Not one of our harder workers.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3731,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"Hey, what's the deal, Michael? Why are you spying on our computers?","text_w_direction":"Hey, what's the deal, Michael? Why are you spying on our computers?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3732,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, no, everybody; Oscar's gone crazy! What other ghost stories do you have for us? That I'm a robot? I will destroy everything in my path-","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, everybody; Oscar's gone crazy! What other ghost stories do you have for us? That I'm a robot? [robot voice] I will destroy everything in my path-","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3733,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"Actually, it's just-","text_w_direction":"Actually, it's just-","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3734,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Beep! Bop!","text_w_direction":"Beep! Bop!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3735,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"Ok...","text_w_direction":"Ok...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3736,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Bommmm. Bop! Onk onk. Oil can. Oil can.","text_w_direction":"Bommmm. Bop! Onk onk. [Tin Man voice] Oil can. Oil can.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3737,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"Tin Man. Actually we just a got a memo from IT saying you're doing e-mail surveillance.","text_w_direction":"Tin Man. Actually we just a got a memo from IT saying you're doing e-mail surveillance.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3738,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, what? No. That defeats the whole purpose.","text_w_direction":"Oh, what? No. That defeats the whole purpose.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3739,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"So it's true? You have access to our e-mails?","text_w_direction":"So it's true? You have access to our e-mails?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3740,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"You know what the problem is?","text_w_direction":"You know what the problem is?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3741,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Stanley","text":"I think I do.","text_w_direction":"I think I do.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3742,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"The problem is that when people hear the term \"big brother\", they immediately think it's scary or bad, but I don't. I think, wow, I love my big brother.","text_w_direction":"The problem is that when people hear the term \"big brother\", they immediately think it's scary or bad, but I don't. I think, wow, I love my big brother.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3743,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"I gotta erase a lotta stuff. A lot of stuff.","text_w_direction":"I gotta erase a lotta stuff. A lot of stuff.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3744,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh hey, just so ya know, if you have a lot of sensitive e-mails, they need to be deleted immediately.","text_w_direction":"Oh hey, just so ya know, if you have a lot of sensitive e-mails, they need to be deleted immediately.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3745,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3746,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Good.","text_w_direction":"Good. [Pam overhears]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3747,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Hey. Something just happened. Dwight just told Angela that she has to deleted all of her sensitive e-mails immediately.","text_w_direction":"[whispers to Jim] Hey. Something just happened. Dwight just told Angela that she has to deleted all of her sensitive e-mails immediately.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3748,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3749,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"I know!","text_w_direction":"I know!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3750,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Hmm...","text_w_direction":"Hmm...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3751,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Do you think that they're like-","text_w_direction":"Do you think that they're like-","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3752,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3753,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"No, right, no, no.","text_w_direction":"No, right, no, no.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3754,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"","text_w_direction":"[humming]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3755,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Uhhh, ew, ew, ew... .Maybe?","text_w_direction":"Uhhh, ew, ew, ew... .Maybe?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3756,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"It's like squishing a spider under a book. It's gonna be really gross but I have to look and make sure that it's really dead. Sooo... If you guys see anything... ?","text_w_direction":"It's like squishing a spider under a book. It's gonna be really gross but I have to look and make sure that it's really dead. Sooo... [to camera guys] If you guys see anything... ?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3757,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, Dwight, um, my friend is kinda into these two girls that he works with.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Dwight, um, my friend is kinda into these two girls that he works with.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3758,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Nice.","text_w_direction":"Nice.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3759,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"One is tall and brunette, and the other one is short, and blonde, and perky, and kinda judgmental. Who do you think he should choose?","text_w_direction":"One is tall and brunette, and the other one is short, and blonde, and perky, and kinda judgmental. Who do you think he should choose?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3760,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Does he have access to their medical records?","text_w_direction":"Does he have access to their medical records?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3761,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Ummmm...","text_w_direction":"Ummmm...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3762,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I think one of the greatest things about modern America is the computerization of medical records. As a volunteer sheriff, I can look up anyone's psychiatric records or surgical histories. Yeast infections. There are a huge number of yeast infections in this county. Probably because we are down river from that old bread factory.","text_w_direction":"I think one of the greatest things about modern America is the computerization of medical records. As a volunteer sheriff, I can look up anyone's psychiatric records or surgical histories. Yeast infections. There are a huge number of yeast infections in this county. Probably because we are down river from that old bread factory.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3763,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Meredith has an E-vite from Jim. Barbeque at Jim's tonight. Tonight? Wonder where my e-vitation is. Click on guest list. Angela, Stanley, Oscar, Meredith, Phyllis, Kevin, Creed. Must be... . No.","text_w_direction":"Meredith has an E-vite from Jim. Barbeque at Jim's tonight. Tonight? Wonder where my e-vitation is. Click on guest list. Angela, Stanley, Oscar, Meredith, Phyllis, Kevin, Creed. Must be... .[scrolls down list] No.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3764,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, Angela-","text_w_direction":"Hey, Angela-","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3765,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3766,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"How's it going?","text_w_direction":"How's it going?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3767,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"It's ok.","text_w_direction":"It's ok.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3768,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Listen, are you bringing anyone to Jim's party tonight?","text_w_direction":"Listen, are you bringing anyone to Jim's party tonight?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3769,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"No. Are we supposed to?","text_w_direction":"No. Are we supposed to?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3770,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"No. I mean, I don't know, I don't think so.","text_w_direction":"No. I mean, I don't know, I don't think so.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3771,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Hmm... Excuse me.","text_w_direction":"Hmm... [Pam reaches towards vending machine] Excuse me.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3772,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3773,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"There's always a distance between a boss and the employees. It is just nature's rule. It's intimidation mostly, it's the awareness that they are not me. I do think that I am very approachable, as one of the guys. But maybe I need to be even approachabler.","text_w_direction":"There's always a distance between a boss and the employees. It is just nature's rule. It's intimidation mostly, it's the awareness that they are not me. I do think that I am very approachable, as one of the guys. But maybe I need to be even approachabler.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3774,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"That's pretty young.","text_w_direction":"That's pretty young.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3775,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3776,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"Are you gonna eat with us?","text_w_direction":"[to Michael] Are you gonna eat with us?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3777,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Of course. Hangin' with my crew, crew that I am one of. Hangin' with my Cup of Noodles. This is a meal in a cup.","text_w_direction":"Of course. Hangin' with my crew, crew that I am one of. Hangin' with my Cup of Noodles. This is a meal in a cup.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3778,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Uh hum.","text_w_direction":"Uh hum.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3779,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Hot, tasty. Reminds me of college. Lived on this stuff. Brain food. Mmmm... You know what I really, really miss about college? The parties. Everybody'd go. The athletes, the, the nerds, professors.","text_w_direction":"Hot, tasty. Reminds me of college. Lived on this stuff. Brain food. Mmmm... You know what I really, really miss about college? The parties. Everybody'd go. The athletes, the, the nerds, professors.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3780,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"The professors would go to the parties?","text_w_direction":"The professors would go to the parties?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3781,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah! They were the most fun. We always invited them.","text_w_direction":"Yeah! They were the most fun. We always invited them.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3782,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"It's true. I'm having a party. I've got three cases of imported beer, a karaoke machine, and I didn't invite Michael. So three ingredients for a great party. And it's nothing personal, I just think that if he were there, people wouldn't be able to relax, and you know, have fun, and my roommate wants to meet everybody. Because I'm pretty sure he thinks that I'm making Dwight up. He is very real.","text_w_direction":"It's true. I'm having a party. I've got three cases of imported beer, a karaoke machine, and I didn't invite Michael. So three ingredients for a great party. And it's nothing personal, I just think that if he were there, people wouldn't be able to relax, and you know, have fun, and my roommate wants to meet everybody. Because I'm pretty sure he thinks that I'm making Dwight up. [sighs] He is very real.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3783,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"What? Ohhhh... Yes! Thank you!","text_w_direction":"[to cameraman] What? [looks at Dwight eating a Baby Ruth] Ohhhh... Yes! Thank you!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3784,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Question","text_w_direction":"Question[/b]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3785,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, uh, no. Could-","text_w_direction":"Oh, uh, no. Could-","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
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{"index":3789,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Because not everybody knows about the party.","text_w_direction":"Because not everybody knows about the party.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
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{"index":3797,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"So, don't tell.","text_w_direction":"So, don't tell.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
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{"index":3799,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3800,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"So, Dwight thinks that tonight is a surprise party for Michael.","text_w_direction":"So, Dwight thinks that tonight is a surprise party for Michael.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3801,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Really? That's great.","text_w_direction":"Really? That's great.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3802,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3803,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Maybe we can get him to hide and wait somewhere.","text_w_direction":"Maybe we can get him to hide and wait somewhere.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3804,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Oh man. Oh, you know what, speaking of which, I was just trying to get a handle on, you know, numbers for food and stuff. So do you think that Roy's gonna come, or...","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Oh man. Oh, you know what, speaking of which, I was just trying to get a handle on, you know, numbers for food and stuff. So do you think that Roy's gonna come, or...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3805,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, no, he can't make it.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, he can't make it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3806,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, ok, cool.","text_w_direction":"Oh, ok, cool.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3807,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Hey there.","text_w_direction":"Hey there.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3808,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3809,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Almost quittin' time.","text_w_direction":"Almost quittin' time.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3810,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Yup, it's, uh, four o'clock.","text_w_direction":"Yup, it's, uh, four o'clock.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3811,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"One more hour. Take care of anything you forgot to do. Hey, you know, I don't know if you have any plans tonight, but if ya don't, we could hang out.","text_w_direction":"One more hour. Take care of anything you forgot to do. Hey, you know, I don't know if you have any plans tonight, but if ya don't, we could hang out.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3812,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, um... .I can't.","text_w_direction":"Oh, um... .I can't.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3813,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"You have plans.","text_w_direction":"You have plans.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3814,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Uh hmm, definitely.","text_w_direction":"Uh hmm, definitely.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3815,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I do, too. I do, too.","text_w_direction":"I do, too. I do, too.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3816,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"You do?","text_w_direction":"You do?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3817,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I do, yeah. Big plans.","text_w_direction":"I do, yeah. Big plans.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3818,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Because you said \"do you wanna hang out\"-","text_w_direction":"Because you said \"do you wanna hang out\"-","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3819,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Tonight, I can't do it tonight, no. Improv class, I have improv class, hanging out with my improv buds-","text_w_direction":"Tonight, I can't do it tonight, no. Improv class, I have improv class, hanging out with my improv buds-","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3820,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3821,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3822,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Aw, that sounds like a lot of fun.","text_w_direction":"Aw, that sounds like a lot of fun.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3823,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"It's the best. It's the best. I would not miss it for the world. But if something else came up, I would definitely not go.","text_w_direction":"It's the best. It's the best. I would not miss it for the world. But if something else came up, I would definitely not go.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3824,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Improv sounds great.","text_w_direction":"Improv sounds great.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3825,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"It is. Ok.","text_w_direction":"It is. Ok.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3826,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3827,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"[someone coughs] What?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3828,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"I think Stanley just coughed.","text_w_direction":"I think Stanley just coughed.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3829,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, Pam. Do you need me to walk to your vehicular transport?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Pam. Do you need me to walk to your vehicular transport?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3830,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"No thanks.","text_w_direction":"No thanks.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3831,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Alright. Oscar, got big plans tonight with-","text_w_direction":"Alright. Oscar, got big plans tonight with-","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3832,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"I'm on a call.","text_w_direction":"I'm on a call.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3833,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Kevin, big man, big man, what are you doing tonight? Where are you off to?","text_w_direction":"Kevin, big man, big man, what are you doing tonight? Where are you off to?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3834,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"My brother is in town and we are going to see the Alaska Film Festival at the Scien-","text_w_direction":"My brother is in town and we are going to see the Alaska Film Festival at the Scien-","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3835,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, alright.","text_w_direction":"Ok, alright.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3836,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3837,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, Angela, rushy, rushy. Where you rushin' off to?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Angela, rushy, rushy. Where you rushin' off to?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3838,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"I'm just leaving for the day.","text_w_direction":"I'm just leaving for the day.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3839,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, well duh. Where ya headed?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well duh. Where ya headed?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3840,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Charity. Bake drive.","text_w_direction":"Charity. Bake drive.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3841,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Liar!","text_w_direction":"Liar!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3842,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3843,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"You are a liar.","text_w_direction":"You are a liar.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3844,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"No, I'm not.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm not.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3845,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight, oh ho, Dwight, Dwight, my loyal compadre. You and I are hangin' tonight. The two of us. We are celebrating our freedom and our manhood. You know what? Why don't we watch that show that you've been wanting to watch, that stupid Battleship Galaxy.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, oh ho, Dwight, Dwight, my loyal compadre. You and I are hangin' tonight. The two of us. We are celebrating our freedom and our manhood. You know what? Why don't we watch that show that you've been wanting to watch, that stupid Battleship Galaxy.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3846,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Battlestar Galatica.","text_w_direction":"Battlestar Galatica.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3847,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"That's, whatever stupid show you want-","text_w_direction":"That's, whatever stupid show you want-","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3848,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I can't-","text_w_direction":"I can't-","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3849,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"To watch tonight","text_w_direction":"To watch tonight","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3850,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Tonight.","text_w_direction":"Tonight.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3851,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"We're watching it.","text_w_direction":"We're watching it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3852,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Unfortunately, I've got plans. I have to go to practice. Soccer practice.","text_w_direction":"Unfortunately, I've got plans. I have to go to practice. Soccer practice.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3853,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I didn't know you played soccer, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"I didn't know you played soccer, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3854,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Clarinet.","text_w_direction":"Clarinet.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3855,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"You, too, Dwight?","text_w_direction":"You, too, Dwight?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3856,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Have fun tonight! Whatever it is that you're doing, and I'll see you Monday. He has no idea!","text_w_direction":"Have fun tonight! Whatever it is that you're doing, and I'll see you Monday. [to the camera] He has no idea!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3857,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Quick announcement everybody, if I could have everybody's attention. We do have wine in the kitchen, and, uh, there is beer available on the porch and despite what you might think, it's not all for Meredith and Kelly, so please enjoy.","text_w_direction":"Quick announcement everybody, if I could have everybody's attention. We do have wine in the kitchen, and, uh, there is beer available on the porch and despite what you might think, it's not all for Meredith and Kelly, so please enjoy.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3858,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim! You really think this is a good idea, huh? A hide-a-key rock?","text_w_direction":"Jim! You really think this is a good idea, huh? A hide-a-key rock?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3859,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Mark","text":"Hey, you must be Dwight!","text_w_direction":"Hey, you must be Dwight!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3860,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"You don't work with us.","text_w_direction":"You don't work with us.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3861,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"That's because Mark's my roommate.","text_w_direction":"That's because Mark's my roommate.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3862,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Mark","text":"Hey, I love the Birkenstocks.","text_w_direction":"Hey, I love the Birkenstocks.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3863,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Thanks. Yeah, I always keep an extra set in the car, for special occasions. Jim, come here.","text_w_direction":"Thanks. Yeah, I always keep an extra set in the car, for special occasions. Jim, come here.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3864,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Uh hmm.","text_w_direction":"Uh hmm.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3865,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"When is the guest of honor coming?","text_w_direction":"When is the guest of honor coming?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3866,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, uh, later-ish.","text_w_direction":"Oh, uh, later-ish.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3867,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"He's gonna love it!","text_w_direction":"He's gonna love it!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3868,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Great. Just wanna let you guys know that we will be taking the tour like I promised-","text_w_direction":"Great. [to a group of guests] Just wanna let you guys know that we will be taking the tour like I promised-","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3869,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3870,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Hey! Just in time! You wanna go on the group tour? We were just about to leave.","text_w_direction":"Hey! Just in time! You wanna go on the group tour? We were just about to leave.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3871,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Definitely.","text_w_direction":"Definitely.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3872,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Well, the group tour is now leaving, then. Ladies and gentlemen, just a few things that we are gonna be pointing out to you today, you will be able to see both bedrooms and, uh, if we're lucky, maybe get a chance to peek into the bathroom, who knows. I have to remind you that flash photography is prohibited and as much as you can, please refrain from touching things. I know you might want to.","text_w_direction":"Well, the group tour is now leaving, then. Ladies and gentlemen, just a few things that we are gonna be pointing out to you today, you will be able to see both bedrooms and, uh, if we're lucky, maybe get a chance to peek into the bathroom, who knows. I have to remind you that flash photography is prohibited and as much as you can, please refrain from touching things. I know you might want to.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3873,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Ryan","text":"Hey, is Katy coming?","text_w_direction":"Hey, is Katy coming?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3874,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, actually, I haven't talked to her in a while.","text_w_direction":"Uh, actually, I haven't talked to her in a while.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3875,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Ryan","text":"Huh, is it ok if I call her?","text_w_direction":"Huh, is it ok if I call her?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3876,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"We can talk about that later.","text_w_direction":"We can talk about that later.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3877,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Improv Teacher","text":"Ok, let's get right into it. I need two people for the first scene.","text_w_direction":"Ok, let's get right into it. I need two people for the first scene.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3878,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo, Mr. Cart-air, Mr. Cart-air.","text_w_direction":"[In Horshack voice from 'Welcome Back, Kotter'] Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo, Mr. Cart-air, Mr. Cart-air.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3879,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Improv Teacher","text":"Ok, Michael. And... anybody? How about Mary-Beth? Come on. Ok, so you start us off Mary-Beth.","text_w_direction":"Ok, Michael. And... anybody? How about Mary-Beth? Come on. Ok, so you start us off Mary-Beth.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3880,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Mary-Beth","text":"Great. La la la la la laaa...","text_w_direction":"Great. [skips] La la la la la laaa...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3881,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Boom! Detective Michael Scarn. I'm with the FBI.","text_w_direction":"[fake kicks in door] Boom! Detective Michael Scarn. I'm with the FBI.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3882,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Think about this; what is the most exciting thing that can happen, on TV, or in movies, or in real life? Somebody has a gun. That's why I always start with a gun, because you can't top it, you just can't.","text_w_direction":"Think about this; what is the most exciting thing that can happen, on TV, or in movies, or in real life? Somebody has a gun. [gasps] That's why I always start with a gun, because you can't top it, you just can't.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3883,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Girl acting Pregnant","text":"I'm supposed to meet my doctor here? Have ya seen him? He's a very angry midget.","text_w_direction":"I'm supposed to meet my doctor here? Have ya seen him? He's a very angry midget.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3884,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Boom! Freeze! Michael Scoon, FBI. You know what you did. Boom! Boom! Boom! Yeah, you thought that you could get away with your little ruse, didn't you? Didn't ya!? Well, you didn't, because I know where ya hid the diamonds. I been on to you and your little friends for weeks. Boom! Boom! Boom!","text_w_direction":"Boom! Freeze! Michael Scoon, FBI. You know what you did. Boom! Boom! Boom! [shoots at Pregnant Girl and another actor] Yeah, you thought that you could get away with your little ruse, didn't you? Didn't ya!? Well, you didn't, because I know where ya hid the diamonds. I been on to you and your little friends for weeks. [another actor steps in] Boom! Boom! Boom!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3885,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Actor","text":"I'm not even in the scene!","text_w_direction":"I'm not even in the scene!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3886,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Actress","text":"Again!?","text_w_direction":"Again!?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3887,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Boom! Boom!","text_w_direction":"Boom! Boom!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3888,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Improv Teacher","text":"Stop, stop, ok, stop.","text_w_direction":"Stop, stop, ok, stop.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3889,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Boom! Boom!","text_w_direction":"Boom! Boom!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3890,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Improv Teacher","text":"You shot me, great. Now stop.","text_w_direction":"You shot me, great. Now stop.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3891,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Why","text_w_direction":"Why","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3892,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Improv Teacher","text":"You can't just shoot everyone in the scene.","text_w_direction":"You can't just shoot everyone in the scene.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3893,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Well, if you hadn't stopped the scene, you would have seen where it was going.","text_w_direction":"Well, if you hadn't stopped the scene, you would have seen where it was going.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3894,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Improv Teacher","text":"Ok, what about the scene they set up?","text_w_direction":"Ok, what about the scene they set up?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3895,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Boring.","text_w_direction":"Boring.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3896,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Improv Teacher","text":"No, it wasn't. No more guns.","text_w_direction":"No, it wasn't. No more guns.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3897,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I could of-","text_w_direction":"I could of-","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3898,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Improv Teacher","text":"No. No. Michael, I want you to give me all the guns you have.","text_w_direction":"No. No. Michael, I want you to give me all the guns you have.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3899,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3900,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Improv Teacher","text":"Just, I want you to get rid of all your guns and give them to me. Great.","text_w_direction":"Just, I want you to get rid of all your guns and give them to me. Great.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3901,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yehhhehh.","text_w_direction":"Yehhhehh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3902,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Improv Teacher","text":"Yeeehh, ok.","text_w_direction":"Yeeehh, ok.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3903,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Jim's bedroom.","text_w_direction":"Jim's bedroom.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3904,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"See, I knew we lost somebody on the tour. It's-","text_w_direction":"See, I knew we lost somebody on the tour. It's-","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3905,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Cool... This is your desk.","text_w_direction":"Cool... This is your desk.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3906,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"This is my desk.","text_w_direction":"This is my desk.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3907,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Your home office?","text_w_direction":"Your home office?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3908,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"My home office, this is it.","text_w_direction":"My home office, this is it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3909,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Down. You have to sit down so I can get the full effect.","text_w_direction":"Down. You have to sit down so I can get the full effect.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3910,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Ok, sure. Will do.","text_w_direction":"Ok, sure. Will do.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3911,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Ok, wait, so that would make me like right here.","text_w_direction":"Ok, wait, so that would make me [walks to side of room] like right here.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3912,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, that... Yep, that feels about right.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, that... Yep, that feels about right.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3913,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"And Dwight would be like-","text_w_direction":"And Dwight would be like-","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3914,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"You know what? Let's just leave that image out of it, because this is a happy place. Happy thoughts, Pam. Happy thoughts.","text_w_direction":"You know what? Let's just leave that image out of it, because this is a happy place. Happy thoughts, Pam. Happy thoughts.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3915,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Umm, yearbook!","text_w_direction":"Umm, [gasps] yearbook!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3916,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, you don't have to, ummm. Alright, yes, that's not gonna be awkward at all.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you don't have to, ummm. Alright, yes, that's not gonna be awkward at all.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3917,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Ooooohhh no!","text_w_direction":"[finds Jim's picture] Ooooohhh no!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3918,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Oh yeah.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3919,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"You were so dorky!","text_w_direction":"You were so dorky!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3920,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3921,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Improv Teacher","text":"Freeze!","text_w_direction":"Freeze!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3922,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I'm in.","text_w_direction":"I'm in.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3923,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Improv Teacher","text":"You wanna go over the rules one more time?","text_w_direction":"You wanna go over the rules one more time?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3924,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no. I'm looking in my wallet for money so you can tell me my fortune.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no. I'm looking in my wallet for money so you can tell me my fortune.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3925,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Bill","text":"I promise it's worthit . Ooo, I can see you walking out of here and you're thrilled with your reading.","text_w_direction":"I promise it's worthit . Ooo, I can see you walking out of here and you're thrilled with your reading.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3926,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"What are you...","text_w_direction":"What are you... [whispers to Bill]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3927,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Improv Teacher","text":"Michael, what did you tell him?","text_w_direction":"Michael, what did you tell him?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3928,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Nothing.","text_w_direction":"Nothing.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3929,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Improv Teacher","text":"Then why are his hands up? Bill?","text_w_direction":"Then why are his hands up? Bill?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3930,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Bill","text":"He told me he couldn't show it to me, but he has a gun.","text_w_direction":"He told me he couldn't show it to me, but he has a gun.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3931,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Improv Teacher","text":"Ok, let's call it a day. Nice job, Bill.","text_w_direction":"Ok, let's call it a day. Nice job, Bill.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3932,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Good, it's good. Good work, everybody.","text_w_direction":"Good, it's good. Good work, everybody.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3933,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Angela, burger? Dog? Havin' fun?","text_w_direction":"Angela, burger? Dog? Havin' fun?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3934,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"I got sap on me.","text_w_direction":"I got sap on me.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3935,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Chicken, hot dog, burger.","text_w_direction":"Chicken, hot dog, burger.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3936,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"I'm a vegetarian.","text_w_direction":"I'm a vegetarian.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3937,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"There is soda inside.","text_w_direction":"There is soda inside.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3938,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Guh.","text_w_direction":"Guh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3939,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Stanley","text":"I didn't think the premium laser color copy batch would sell as well as it did.","text_w_direction":"I didn't think the premium laser color copy batch would sell as well as it did.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3940,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"Yeah, it surprised us all. I'll tell you why. Because when they---","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it surprised us all. I'll tell you why. Because when they---","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3941,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kelly","text":"I'm sorry guys; can we please not talk about paper? There's gotta be something else we can talk about.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry guys; can we please not talk about paper? There's gotta be something else we can talk about.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3942,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"I think it's alright. Jesus drank wine.","text_w_direction":"I think it's alright. Jesus drank wine. [Pam overhears]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3943,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Hey Phyllis, come here for a second.","text_w_direction":"Hey Phyllis, come here for a second.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3944,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3945,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Have you heard anything about any secret office romances?","text_w_direction":"Have you heard anything about any secret office romances?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3946,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"You tell me. Well, you do mean you and Jim right? Oh God. I am so sorry, I thought, you guys hang out all the time and you're talking all the time. I'm sorry!","text_w_direction":"You tell me. Well, you do mean you and Jim right? Oh God. I am so sorry, I thought, you guys hang out all the time and you're talking all the time. I'm sorry!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3947,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"That's ok. It's ok.","text_w_direction":"That's ok. It's ok.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3948,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"Not so fast... Fire Guy.","text_w_direction":"[smacks Ryan's hand] Not so fast... Fire Guy.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3949,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Mary-Beth","text":"How do I get to Bernie's Tavern from here?","text_w_direction":"How do I get to Bernie's Tavern from here?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3950,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Bill","text":"Oh, don't worry. We're all gonna carpool.","text_w_direction":"Oh, don't worry. We're all gonna carpool.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3951,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"So Bernie's, huh? We're all going to Bernie's? Go to Bernie's?","text_w_direction":"So Bernie's, huh? We're all going to Bernie's? [to camera] Go to Bernie's?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3952,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Bill","text":"Oh sorry, we're not going as a group, it's just a private friend who just happens to know all of us from different ways is throwing a private birthday thing.","text_w_direction":"Oh sorry, we're not going as a group, it's just a private friend who just happens to know all of us from different ways is throwing a private birthday thing.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3953,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Right, right, right. Well guys, I'd love to go to Bernie's with you, but, you know, I have an office party. A big office party I need to go to, so... Can't get out of it.","text_w_direction":"Right, right, right. Well guys, I'd love to go to Bernie's with you, but, you know, I have an office party. A big office party I need to go to, so... Can't get out of it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3954,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Bill","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3955,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, see you later. Nice job, Bill. Not.","text_w_direction":"Ok, see you later. Nice job, Bill. Not.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3956,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"Here I go again on my own. Going down the only road I've ever known...","text_w_direction":"[singing] Here I go again on my own. Going down the only road I've ever known...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3957,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Oh by the way how's your side project going?","text_w_direction":"Oh by the way how's your side project going?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3958,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, yeah I gave that up.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah I gave that up.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3959,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3960,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, it turns out I was, um, just grasping at straws.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it turns out I was, um, just grasping at straws.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3961,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Just because two people are hanging out, it doesn't mean that they're together, you know? Like people can just be friends. And I think that it was really unfair to think that there was anything else going on.","text_w_direction":"Just because two people are hanging out, it doesn't mean that they're together, you know? Like people can just be friends. And I think that it was really unfair to think that there was anything else going on.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3962,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"Just turn around now, cause you're not welcome anymore.","text_w_direction":"[singing] Just turn around now, cause you're not welcome anymore.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3963,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Surprise! Everybody!","text_w_direction":"Surprise! [laughs] Everybody!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3964,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"Dwight...","text_w_direction":"Dwight...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3965,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Wow! Who opened the morgue for this thing? I'm just driving by, thought I'd drop in. There's some wine. I would love a glass, if you're gonna open it. Here ya go Temp, take my jacket! Oh, come on! That guy? He is a good guy, not a terrorist. Karaoke, I love it! I am a karaoke fiend. I call dibs. I got next, I got next up. Come on, let's get this party started, ha! Ok? Where's that wine?","text_w_direction":"Wow! Who opened the morgue for this thing? I'm just driving by, thought I'd drop in. [to Jim] There's some wine. I would love a glass, if you're gonna open it. Here ya go Temp, take my jacket! [sees Sadiq (IT guy)] Oh, come on! That guy? He is a good guy, not a terrorist. Karaoke, I love it! I am a karaoke fiend. I call dibs. I got next, I got next up. Come on, let's get this party started, ha! Ok? Where's that wine?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3966,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, yeah, this is a duet, so, need somebody else, Pam? You wanna come up and sing this one? Need somebody else. Takers, please. Baby when I met you there was peace unknown. Kelly? Tried to get you with a fine tooth comb. I was soft inside, there was something goin' on. This part goes to the, uh, girl. You do something to me that I can't explain. Hold me closer and I feel no pain. In every beat of my heart, we got something goin' on. Tender love is blind---","text_w_direction":"Ok, yeah, this is a duet, so, need somebody else, Pam? You wanna come up and sing this one? Need somebody else. Takers, please. [singing] Baby when I met you there was peace unknown. Kelly? Tried to get you with a fine tooth comb. I was soft inside, there was something goin' on. This part goes to the, uh, girl. You do something to me that I can't explain. Hold me closer and I feel no pain. In every beat of my heart, we got something goin' on. Tender love is blind---","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3967,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael and Jim","text":"It requires a dedication, all this love we feel needs no conversation. Divided, together, uh huh. Making love with each other, uh huh.","text_w_direction":"[singing] It requires a dedication, all this love we feel needs no conversation. Divided, together, uh huh. Making love with each other, uh huh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3968,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"We're making love!","text_w_direction":"We're making love!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3969,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael and Jim","text":"Islands in the stream, that is what we are, no one in between, how can we be wrong? Sail away with me...","text_w_direction":"[singing] Islands in the stream, that is what we are, no one in between, how can we be wrong? Sail away with me...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3970,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Talk! Just talk!","text_w_direction":"Talk! Just talk!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3971,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Mary-Beth","text":"I am-","text_w_direction":"I am-","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3972,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Shut up!","text_w_direction":"Shut up!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3973,"season":2,"episode":9,"episode_name":"E-Mail Surveilance","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Funny story","text_w_direction":"Funny story[/b]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2527,"air_date":"2005-11-22"}
{"index":3974,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Go. Get the door.","text_w_direction":"Go. Get the door.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":3975,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Here we are.","text_w_direction":"Here we are.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":3976,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Go. Push!","text_w_direction":"Go. Push!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":3977,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Oh god.","text_w_direction":"Oh god.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":3978,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Push!","text_w_direction":"Push!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":3979,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, turn it around.","text_w_direction":"No, no, turn it around.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":3980,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Really shove it.","text_w_direction":"Really shove it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":3981,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"You'll break it.","text_w_direction":"You'll break it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":3982,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Shove it through! Break it!","text_w_direction":"Shove it through! Break it!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":3983,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"You shove it. Shove it back! Here we go. Don't break the branches, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"You shove it. Shove it back! Here we go. Don't break the branches, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":3984,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":3985,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"I got a splinter.","text_w_direction":"I got a splinter.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":3986,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Well, suck it up. We all have problems. Hey, everybody, look what we have! Nice, huh?","text_w_direction":"Well, suck it up. We all have problems. Hey, everybody, look what we have! [laughs] Nice, huh?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":3987,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"I've got it leveraged. Push. Straight up.","text_w_direction":"I've got it leveraged. Push. Straight up.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":3988,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"On three. Ready? Big, one, two, three.","text_w_direction":"On three. Ready? Big, one, two, three.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":3989,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"One, two, three.","text_w_direction":"One, two, three. [they push the tree up and it breaks through a ceiling tile.]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":3990,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Merry Christmas!","text_w_direction":"Merry Christmas!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":3991,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Did it work?","text_w_direction":"Did it work?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":3992,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Well, sort of. Why did you get it so big?","text_w_direction":"[holds up the piece of tree he just cut off with a paper cutter] Well, sort of. Why did you get it so big?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":3993,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"A, that's what she said, and B, I wanted it to be impressive. The biggest day of the year deserves the biggest tree of the year.","text_w_direction":"A, that's what she said, and B, I wanted it to be impressive. The biggest day of the year deserves the biggest tree of the year.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":3994,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"But what are we going to do with this hacked off part?","text_w_direction":"But what are we going to do with this hacked off part?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":3995,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Well, that is a perfectly good mini-tree, Kevin. And we are going to sell that to charity. That's what Christmas is all about.","text_w_direction":"Well, that is a perfectly good mini-tree, Kevin. And we are going to sell that to charity. That's what Christmas is all about.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":3996,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"So this year, for the first time ever, I got Pam in Secret Santa. And I got her this teapot, which I know she really wants, so she can make tea at her desk. But I'm also going to stuff it with some inside jokes. Like, this is my high school yearbook photo. She saw it at the party, and it really makes her laugh. Not sure why. What else .. ooh. This is a hot sauce packet. She put this on a hot dog a couple years ago because she thought it was ketchup. And it was really funny, so I kept the other two. This would take a little too long to explain, so I won't. And this is the card. Because Christmas is the time to tell people how you feel.","text_w_direction":"So this year, for the first time ever, I got Pam in Secret Santa. And I got her this teapot, which I know she really wants, so she can make tea at her desk. But I'm also going to stuff it with some inside jokes. Like, this is my high school yearbook photo. She saw it at the party, and it really makes her laugh. Not sure why. What else .. ooh. This is a hot sauce packet. She put this on a hot dog a couple years ago because she thought it was ketchup. And it was really funny, so I kept the other two. [holds up a miniature pencil] This would take a little too long to explain, so I won't. And this is the card. Because Christmas is the time to tell people how you feel.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":3997,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Is there anything we're missing? Phyllis, you got the lights?","text_w_direction":"Is there anything we're missing? Phyllis, you got the lights?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":3998,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yes, I got those cute little ones. Do you think I should have gotten the big ones?","text_w_direction":"Yes, I got those cute little ones. [Angela looks at her disapprovingly] Do you think I should have gotten the big ones?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":3999,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"We'll see.","text_w_direction":"We'll see.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4000,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Angela drafted me into the party planning committee. Her memo said that we need to prepare for every possible disaster. Which to me seems excessive.","text_w_direction":"Angela drafted me into the party planning committee. Her memo said that we need to prepare for every possible disaster. Which to me seems excessive.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4001,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Merry Christmas! Ho, ho, ho, pimp. I'm kidding. What do we got, what do we got? How many plates are we getting?","text_w_direction":"[comes into the conference room in a Santa hat and beard] Merry Christmas! Ho, ho, ho, [points to Ryan] pimp. I'm kidding. What do we got, what do we got? How many plates are we getting?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4002,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Fifty.","text_w_direction":"Fifty.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4003,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Double it. Double everything. Double ice cream. Double napkins. Double it. On me.","text_w_direction":"Double it. Double everything. Double ice cream. Double napkins. Double it. On me.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4004,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"It was a tough year. I had to fire somebody this year. This party has to really rock. Check it out. Christmas bonus. 3,000 G's. I got this for helping save the company money. So I guess some good came out of firing Devon after all. Maybe I should call him and tell him that.","text_w_direction":"It was a tough year. I had to fire somebody this year. This party has to really rock. Check it out. Christmas bonus. 3,000 G's. I got this for helping save the company money. So I guess some good came out of firing Devon after all. Maybe I should call him and tell him that.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4005,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I want people to cut loose. I want people making out in closets. I want people hanging from the ceilings, lamp shades on the heads. I want it to be a Playboy Mansion party. And also, I want you to spread the word that I will have my digital camera. And I'll be taking pictures all along the way. And the best and craziest thing that happens will be on the cover of the newsletter. Incentive.","text_w_direction":"I want people to cut loose. I want people making out in closets. I want people hanging from the ceilings, lamp shades on the heads. I want it to be a Playboy Mansion party. And also, I want you to spread the word that I will have my digital camera. And I'll be taking pictures all along the way. And the best and craziest thing that happens will be on the cover of the newsletter. Incentive.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4006,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"You do realize that we can't serve liquor at the party.","text_w_direction":"You do realize that we can't serve liquor at the party.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4007,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, I know. Damn it. Stupid corporate wet blankets. Like booze ever killed anybody.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I know. Damn it. Stupid corporate wet blankets. Like booze ever killed anybody.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4008,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin & Oscar","text":"One, two, three.","text_w_direction":"One, two, three. [they lift and start to move a desk]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4009,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"You guys should use a hand truck.","text_w_direction":"You guys should use a hand truck.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4010,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Do we have one?","text_w_direction":"Do we have one?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4011,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4012,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Will you help me?","text_w_direction":"[having trouble with a plastic tablecloth as Pam stands idly by] Will you help me?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4013,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No! No way! It... no.","text_w_direction":"No! No way! It... no.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4014,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"Come on, Mike, let me borrow the hat for just a couple of hours.","text_w_direction":"Come on, Mike, let me borrow the hat for just a couple of hours.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4015,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"You wanna be Santa?","text_w_direction":"You wanna be Santa?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4016,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4017,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Have you ever seen Santa?","text_w_direction":"Have you ever seen Santa?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4018,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah, I've seen Santa.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I've seen Santa.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4019,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4020,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"Who cares?","text_w_direction":"Who cares?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4021,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I'm sorry. It just doesn't work.","text_w_direction":"Well, I'm sorry. It just doesn't work.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4022,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael, I would like to be the elf.","text_w_direction":"Michael, I would like to be the elf.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4023,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"That makes sense because he has elfish features.","text_w_direction":"That makes sense because he has elfish features.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4024,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, everybody listen up! It is time to get your presents, wrap them, and place them under the tree like so. If you do not get your present wrapped and under the tree within the next five minutes you will be disqualified from Secret Santa. All right? No exceptions except Michael.","text_w_direction":"[now wearing an elf hat and ears] Okay, everybody listen up! It is time to get your presents, wrap them, and place them under the tree like so. If you do not get your present wrapped and under the tree within the next five minutes you will be disqualified from Secret Santa. All right? No exceptions except Michael.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4025,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"I got Angela. She is into these posters of babies dressed as adults. I got her one of those. I felt kind of weird buying that.","text_w_direction":"I got Angela. She is into these posters of babies dressed as adults. I got her one of those. I felt kind of weird buying that.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4026,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"I got Creed. And to tell you the truth, I don't know anything about Creed. I know his name's Creed. I know he works right over there. I think he's Irish and I .. I got him this shamrock keychain.","text_w_direction":"I got Creed. And to tell you the truth, I don't know anything about Creed. I know his name's Creed. I know he works right over there. I think he's Irish and I .. I got him this shamrock keychain.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4027,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"I got myself for Secret Santa. I was supposed to tell somebody, but I didn't.","text_w_direction":"I got myself for Secret Santa. I was supposed to tell somebody, but I didn't [smiles happily].","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4028,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"You get something good this year?","text_w_direction":"You get something good this year?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4029,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"I think I did a pretty good job.","text_w_direction":"I think I did a pretty good job.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4030,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah? Who did you have?","text_w_direction":"Yeah? Who did you have?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4031,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Well, I can't tell you cause it's a secret.","text_w_direction":"Well, I can't tell you cause it's a secret.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4032,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I think I got something pretty nice for my guy.","text_w_direction":"I think I got something pretty nice for my guy.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4033,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4034,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I spent a lot of dough. Lot of dough. Wow.","text_w_direction":"I spent a lot of dough. Lot of dough. Wow.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4035,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Well, there's a $20 limit, right? So .. ?","text_w_direction":"Well, there's a $20 limit, right? So .. ?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4036,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. I wanted this party to be really special so I sorta went above and beyond.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I wanted this party to be really special so I sorta went above and beyond.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4037,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"That's great. Well don't tell me who it is, cause I can ..","text_w_direction":"That's great. Well don't tell me who it is, cause I can ..","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4038,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"It was Ryan. Yeah. I have Ryan.","text_w_direction":"It was Ryan. Yeah. I have Ryan.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4039,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Gather round. Secret Santa, let's go. Let's go. Come on. Stanley, no, I'm going to handle the cord. Okay, safety reasons.","text_w_direction":"Gather round. Secret Santa, let's go. Let's go. Come on. Stanley, no, I'm going to handle the cord. Okay, safety reasons.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4040,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Stanley","text":"I know how to plug something in.","text_w_direction":"I know how to plug something in.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4041,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"I want to do it.","text_w_direction":"I want to do it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4042,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"All right, let's count it down, like Rockefeller Center. Ready?","text_w_direction":"All right, let's count it down, like Rockefeller Center. Ready?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4043,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"All","text":"Three, two, one.","text_w_direction":"Three, two, one. [very dim lights come on the tree]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4044,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Not great.","text_w_direction":"Not great.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4045,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"I'm sorry, everybody.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, everybody.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4046,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"I think the tree looks nice.","text_w_direction":"I think the tree looks nice.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4047,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, I could get some flares from my car.","text_w_direction":"Hey, I could get some flares from my car.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4048,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No, no. Shake it off, everybody. Just, let's do Secret Santa.","text_w_direction":"No, no. Shake it off, everybody. Just, let's do Secret Santa.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4049,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It's like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, \"Hey, man, I love you this many dollars worth.\"","text_w_direction":"Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It's like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, \"Hey, man, I love you this many dollars worth.\"","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4050,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"First present, Oscar.","text_w_direction":"First present, Oscar.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4051,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"Shower radio. Neat.","text_w_direction":"[rips off the wrapping] Shower radio. Neat.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4052,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh, good, that was from me.","text_w_direction":"Oh, good, that was from me.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4053,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"Thanks, Kelly. You know I was gonna get one of ..","text_w_direction":"Thanks, Kelly. You know I was gonna get one of ..","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4054,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay. Okay. That's enough. Let's keep it moving on. Jim.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Okay. That's enough. Let's keep it moving on. Jim.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4055,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, cool.","text_w_direction":"Oh, cool. [opens his plastic bag]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4056,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Creed","text":"That's from me.","text_w_direction":"That's from me.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4057,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Great. Where did you get it?","text_w_direction":"Great. Where did you get it?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4058,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Creed","text":"I don't know. It was so long ago.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. It was so long ago.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4059,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"He obviously forgot to get me something, and then he went in his closet and dug out this little number and then threw it in a bag.","text_w_direction":"He obviously forgot to get me something, and then he went in his closet and dug out this little number [holds up way-too-short sleeves] and then threw it in a bag.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4060,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Creed","text":"Yep. That's exactly what happened.","text_w_direction":"Yep. That's exactly what happened.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4061,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Pam.","text_w_direction":"Pam.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4062,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, my god! Thank you very much, Santa, whoever you are. It's awesome.","text_w_direction":"[opens up her present] Oh, my god! Thank you very much, Santa, whoever you are. It's awesome.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4063,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"There's a little more to it.","text_w_direction":"There's a little more to it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4064,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"All right, next. Ryan.","text_w_direction":"All right, next. Ryan. [tosses present]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4065,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No, don't!","text_w_direction":"No, don't!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4066,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Whoa, a video iPod.","text_w_direction":"[unwraps present] Whoa, a video iPod.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4067,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Whoa. Wow. Jeez. Somebody really got carried away with the spirit of Christmas. That was me, I got a little carried away.","text_w_direction":"Whoa. Wow. Jeez. Somebody really got carried away with the spirit of Christmas. That was me, I got a little carried away.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4068,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Wasn't there a $20 limit on the gift? This is 400 bucks.","text_w_direction":"Wasn't there a $20 limit on the gift? This is 400 bucks.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4069,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"You don't know that.","text_w_direction":"You don't know that.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4070,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah, you left the price tag on.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you left the price tag on.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4071,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I did?","text_w_direction":"I did?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4072,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4073,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"What? Oh, shoot. Wow. Okay, well, who cares? It doesn't matter what I spent. What matters is that Christmas is fun, right?","text_w_direction":"What? Oh, shoot. Wow. Okay, well, who cares? It doesn't matter what I spent. What matters is that Christmas is fun, right?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4074,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4075,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Oh hey, for me. What is in here? Oh, come on.","text_w_direction":"Oh hey, for me. What is in here? [opens a handmade oven mitt] Oh, come on.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4076,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"I knitted it for you.","text_w_direction":"I knitted it for you.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4077,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"An oven mitt? Okay.","text_w_direction":"An oven mitt? Okay. [walks out]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4078,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"So Phyllis is basically saying, \"Hey Michael, I know you did a lot to help the office this year but I only care about you a homemade oven mitt's worth.\" I gave Ryan an iPod.","text_w_direction":"So Phyllis is basically saying, \"Hey Michael, I know you did a lot to help the office this year but I only care about you a homemade oven mitt's worth.\" I gave Ryan an iPod.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4079,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Should we just keep opening up the presents?","text_w_direction":"Should we just keep opening up the presents?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4080,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"We don't do anything until Michael gives us further instructions.","text_w_direction":"We don't do anything until Michael gives us further instructions.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4081,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I got it! We are going to turn Secret Santa into Yankee Swap.","text_w_direction":"I got it! We are going to turn Secret Santa into Yankee Swap.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4082,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"What is Yankee Swap?","text_w_direction":"What is Yankee Swap?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4083,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"One person chooses a gift. The next person can either choose a gift or steal that person's gift. If your gift gets stolen, then you can steal somebody else's gift or choose a new gift.","text_w_direction":"One person chooses a gift. The next person can either choose a gift or steal that person's gift. If your gift gets stolen, then you can steal somebody else's gift or choose a new gift.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4084,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"I thought that was called Nasty Christmas.","text_w_direction":"I thought that was called Nasty Christmas.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4085,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, we call it White Elephant.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, we call it White Elephant.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4086,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I call it fun!","text_w_direction":"Well, I call it fun!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4087,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"Why are we doing this?","text_w_direction":"Why are we doing this?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4088,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Because it's better. Because it's more special.","text_w_direction":"Because it's better. Because it's more special.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4089,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"It sounds mean.","text_w_direction":"It sounds mean.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4090,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Shut it. No, it's not. Okay, just give it a shot.","text_w_direction":"Shut it. No, it's not. Okay, just give it a shot.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4091,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Michael should have asked the party planning committee first. He's not supposed to just spring things on us out of nowhere.","text_w_direction":"Michael should have asked the party planning committee first. He's not supposed to just spring things on us out of nowhere. [starts to cry]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4092,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, Meredith is up first. Here's the deal. You can either pick a new gift or you can steal somebody else's gift that they've already gotten, like the oven mitt.","text_w_direction":"Okay, Meredith is up first. Here's the deal. You can either pick a new gift or you can steal somebody else's gift that they've already gotten, like the oven mitt.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4093,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Meredith","text":"I'll take the teapot.","text_w_direction":"I'll take the teapot.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4094,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, shouldn't we ... I bought that specifically for Pam.","text_w_direction":"Oh, shouldn't we ... I bought that specifically for Pam.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4095,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yankee Swap! That's what makes it fun. Pam, you can steal the oven mitt now.","text_w_direction":"Yankee Swap! That's what makes it fun. Pam, you can steal the oven mitt now.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4096,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"I'll take the iPod.","text_w_direction":"I'll take the iPod.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4097,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"And I have to give it to her? I don't have a choice?","text_w_direction":"And I have to give it to her? I don't have a choice?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4098,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes, now you can steal the oven mitt, the old shirt or the shower radio or pick a new gift.","text_w_direction":"Yes, now you can steal the oven mitt, the old shirt or the shower radio or pick a new gift.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4099,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Stanley","text":"That was meant for Kelly.","text_w_direction":"[after Ryan opens a new gift - a nameplate saying 'Kelly'] That was meant for Kelly.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4100,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah, I figured.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I figured.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4101,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I think this is going great.","text_w_direction":"I think this is going great.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4102,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"Yikes.","text_w_direction":"[unwrapping the poster] Yikes.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4103,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"Well, it's for Angela, so ..","text_w_direction":"Well, it's for Angela, so ..","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4104,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"That's like, the creepiest thing that I've ever seen.","text_w_direction":"That's like, the creepiest thing that I've ever seen.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4105,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Angela, you're up.","text_w_direction":"Angela, you're up.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4106,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"I'll take the poster. Some people like these.","text_w_direction":"I'll take the poster. Some people like these.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4107,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"I will steal the iPod.","text_w_direction":"I will steal the iPod.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4108,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Everyone wants the iPod. It's a huge hit. It is almost a Christmas miracle.","text_w_direction":"Everyone wants the iPod. It's a huge hit. It is almost a Christmas miracle.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4109,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, well, Oscar, you little gourmand, you have the next turn.","text_w_direction":"Oh, well, Oscar, you little gourmand, you have the next turn.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4110,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"I'll take the ... teapot.","text_w_direction":"I'll take the ... teapot.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4111,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Meredith","text":"Damn it.","text_w_direction":"Damn it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4112,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, moving along. Meredith, let's go.","text_w_direction":"Okay, moving along. Meredith, let's go.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4113,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Meredith","text":"I really want the iPod.","text_w_direction":"I really want the iPod.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4114,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"It's already been stolen this round. Pick something else.","text_w_direction":"It's already been stolen this round. Pick something else.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4115,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I hope nobody takes this baby, cause this is great. Wow, look at that fine craftsmanship. Somebody really put a lot of work into that. It's beautiful.","text_w_direction":"[holding oven mitt] I hope nobody takes this baby, cause this is great. Wow, look at that fine craftsmanship. Somebody really put a lot of work into that. It's beautiful.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4116,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Meredith","text":"I'll take the oven mitt.","text_w_direction":"I'll take the oven mitt.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4117,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Sucker! See, I wanted somebody to take it. Boom! Reverse psychology.","text_w_direction":"Sucker! See, I wanted somebody to take it. Boom! Reverse psychology.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4118,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Reverse psychology is an awesome tool. I don't know if you guys know about it, but basically you make someone think the opposite of what you believe and that tricks them into doing something stupid. Works like a charm.","text_w_direction":"Reverse psychology is an awesome tool. I don't know if you guys know about it, but basically you make someone think the opposite of what you believe and that tricks them into doing something stupid. Works like a charm.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4119,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"\"In addition to these paintball pellets, your gift includes two paintball lessons with Dwight Schrute.\"","text_w_direction":"[opens present] \"In addition to these paintball pellets, your gift includes two paintball lessons with Dwight Schrute.\"","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4120,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"You and me, Michael. Yes!","text_w_direction":"You and me, Michael. Yes!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4121,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Who wants to take paintball lessons? How is that better than an iPod?","text_w_direction":"Who wants to take paintball lessons? How is that better than an iPod?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4122,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"I never said it was better than an iPod.","text_w_direction":"I never said it was better than an iPod.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4123,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael keeps bragging about his iPod, but you know what? Two paintball lessons with someone as experienced as I am is worth easily, like, 2 grand.","text_w_direction":"Michael keeps bragging about his iPod, but you know what? Two paintball lessons with someone as experienced as I am is worth easily, like, 2 grand.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4124,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Take that, Saddam!","text_w_direction":"[shooting paintball gun at target] Take that, Saddam!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4125,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Last gift. Kevin.","text_w_direction":"Last gift. Kevin.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4126,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"I want the foot bath.","text_w_direction":"I want the foot bath.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4127,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"That's the thing I bought myself. I'm really psyched to use it. Maybe I should have taken the iPod. Oh, shoot.","text_w_direction":"That's the thing I bought myself. I'm really psyched to use it. [pauses] Maybe I should have taken the iPod. Oh, shoot.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4128,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Pam, steal something or pick the final gift.","text_w_direction":"Pam, steal something or pick the final gift.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4129,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"I want the iPod.","text_w_direction":"I want the iPod.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4130,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"Damn it.","text_w_direction":"Damn it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4131,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Sure you don't want the teapot?","text_w_direction":"Sure you don't want the teapot?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4132,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Well, I mean, it's an iPod. But ..","text_w_direction":"Well, I mean, it's an iPod. But ..","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4133,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Right.","text_w_direction":"Right.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4134,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Sorry, I ..","text_w_direction":"Sorry, I ..","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4135,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"No. No. Definitely. It's ..","text_w_direction":"No. No. Definitely. It's ..","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4136,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"Okay, well, I guess I will take that book of short stories.","text_w_direction":"Okay, well, I guess I will take that book of short stories.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4137,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes! There you go. I want the teapot. Gracias.","text_w_direction":"Yes! There you go. I want the teapot. Gracias.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4138,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Got to be kidding me.","text_w_direction":"Got to be kidding me.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4139,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Yankee Swap is like Machiavelli meets ... Christmas.","text_w_direction":"Yankee Swap is like Machiavelli meets ... Christmas.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4140,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"What is she so upset about?","text_w_direction":"[after Phyllis leaves suddenly] What is she so upset about?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4141,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Maybe because you hated her present so much.","text_w_direction":"Maybe because you hated her present so much.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4142,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Come on! I think that Yankee Swap was a big hit! I think it's a success and I'm the one who ended up with Dwight's stupid paintball pellets.","text_w_direction":"Come on! I think that Yankee Swap was a big hit! I think it's a success and I'm the one who ended up with Dwight's stupid paintball pellets.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4143,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, but, Michael, the point is that we all bought gifts for specific people.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but, Michael, the point is that we all bought gifts for specific people.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4144,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Stanley","text":"And you should have just bought a $20 gift like everyone else.","text_w_direction":"And you should have just bought a $20 gift like everyone else.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4145,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I didn't. I got a big bonus because I fired Devon, and I used the money to buy something awesome. Sue me!","text_w_direction":"Well, I didn't. I got a big bonus because I fired Devon, and I used the money to buy something awesome. Sue me!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4146,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"You got a bonus check?","text_w_direction":"You got a bonus check?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4147,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"How much?","text_w_direction":"How much?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4148,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"It wasn't. It wasn't that much. It was $3,000.","text_w_direction":"It wasn't. It wasn't that much. It was $3,000.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4149,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Stanley","text":"All right, I'm done now.","text_w_direction":"All right, I'm done now.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4150,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Unbelievable. I do the nicest thing that anyone has ever done for these people and they freak out. Well, happy birthday, Jesus. Sorry your party's so lame.","text_w_direction":"Unbelievable. I do the nicest thing that anyone has ever done for these people and they freak out. Well, happy birthday, Jesus. Sorry your party's so lame.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4151,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Liquor Store Clerk","text":"It comes to $166.41.","text_w_direction":"It comes to $166.41.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4152,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"All right, now, you're the expert. Is this enough to get 20 people plastered?","text_w_direction":"All right, now, you're the expert. Is this enough to get 20 people plastered?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4153,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Liquor Store Clerk","text":"Fifteen bottles of vodka? Yeah, that should do it.","text_w_direction":"Fifteen bottles of vodka? Yeah, that should do it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4154,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Cool, cool. Box it up.","text_w_direction":"Cool, cool. Box it up.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4155,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"I bought this teapot for Pam, and I know she really wants it. So, can I trade you for it?","text_w_direction":"I bought this teapot for Pam, and I know she really wants it. So, can I trade you for it?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4156,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"No trades.","text_w_direction":"No trades.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4157,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Come on, it's a shamrock keychain. Good luck.","text_w_direction":"Come on, it's a shamrock keychain. Good luck.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4158,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"\"A real man makes his own luck.\" Billy Zane. Titanic.","text_w_direction":"\"A real man makes his own luck.\" Billy Zane. Titanic.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4159,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Look, it has sentimental value, Dwight. Can I buy it from you?","text_w_direction":"Look, it has sentimental value, Dwight. Can I buy it from you?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4160,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"No. I want it. I'm going to use it.","text_w_direction":"No. I want it. I'm going to use it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4161,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"You don't even drink tea.","text_w_direction":"You don't even drink tea.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4162,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"True. But I get sinus infections, and sinus infections can be cured by making your tea from green tea leaf stems ..","text_w_direction":"True. But I get sinus infections, and sinus infections can be cured by making your tea from green tea leaf stems ..","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4163,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"JIm","text":"Okay ..","text_w_direction":"Okay ..","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4164,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":".. and pouring it directly into your nose, like so.","text_w_direction":".. and pouring it directly into your nose, like so. [demonstrates]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4165,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"To think that my gift for Pam will be used for that, it's a little too much to handle.","text_w_direction":"To think that my gift for Pam will be used for that, it's a little too much to handle.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4166,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Roy","text":"This is awesome.","text_w_direction":"This is awesome.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4167,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"I know. It's totally going to change the way I work out.","text_w_direction":"I know. It's totally going to change the way I work out.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4168,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Roy","text":"Yeah, I was gonna get you one of these for Christmas, and now I don't have to. I'm gonna save a ton of money.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I was gonna get you one of these for Christmas, and now I don't have to. I'm gonna save a ton of money.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4169,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"So what are you going to get me instead?","text_w_direction":"So what are you going to get me instead?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4170,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Roy","text":"I don't know. Probably like, a sweater or something.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. Probably like, a sweater or something.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4171,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Uh-oh. Looks like Santa was a little naughty.","text_w_direction":"Uh-oh. Looks like Santa was a little naughty.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4172,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"What is that?","text_w_direction":"What is that?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4173,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"This is Christmas spirit, as in spirits, booze.","text_w_direction":"This is Christmas spirit, as in spirits, booze.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4174,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Meredith","text":"We can drink?","text_w_direction":"We can drink?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4175,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"We're really not supposed to serve alcohol.","text_w_direction":"We're really not supposed to serve alcohol.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4176,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Zip it, Toby! Just .. I mean, it's a party. Come on. If I can't throw a good party for my employees, then I am a terrible boss. Who wants a drink?","text_w_direction":"Zip it, Toby! Just .. I mean, it's a party. Come on. If I can't throw a good party for my employees, then I am a terrible boss. Who wants a drink?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4177,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Meredith","text":"Me. Please.","text_w_direction":"Me. Please.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4178,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Go, here we go!","text_w_direction":"Go, here we go!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4179,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Meredith","text":"The deal is that this is my last hurrah, cause I made a New Year's resolution that I'm not going to drink anymore. During the week.","text_w_direction":"The deal is that this is my last hurrah, cause I made a New Year's resolution that I'm not going to drink anymore. During the week.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4180,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"Hi guys.","text_w_direction":"Hi guys.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4181,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4182,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"Does everybody know my boyfriend, Bob Vance?","text_w_direction":"Does everybody know my boyfriend, Bob Vance?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4183,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Kevin Malone.","text_w_direction":"Kevin Malone.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4184,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Bob Vance","text":"Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.","text_w_direction":"Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4185,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Stanley","text":"Stanley Hudson.","text_w_direction":"Stanley Hudson.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4186,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Bob Vance","text":"Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.","text_w_direction":"Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4187,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Ryan Howard.","text_w_direction":"Ryan Howard.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4188,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Bob Vance","text":"Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.","text_w_direction":"Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4189,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"What line of work you in, Bob?","text_w_direction":"What line of work you in, Bob?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4190,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Roy","text":"I think after I lost Culpepper and T.O it was over, man.","text_w_direction":"I think after I lost Culpepper and T.O it was over, man.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4191,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"Oh, yeah, I need McMahon, Deion Branch to have big games or else I'm done.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah, I need McMahon, Deion Branch to have big games or else I'm done.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4192,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Roy","text":"It's possible. I can't believe you traded Shaun Alexander, man.","text_w_direction":"It's possible. I can't believe you traded Shaun Alexander, man.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4193,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"I had to. I needed defense.","text_w_direction":"I had to. I needed defense.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4194,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Roy","text":"Come on! Shaun Alexander? He's the best back in the league.","text_w_direction":"Come on! Shaun Alexander? He's the best back in the league.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4195,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"It's defense.","text_w_direction":"It's defense.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4196,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Roy","text":"Oh, no. That is not worth it.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no. That is not worth it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4197,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"It is worth it.","text_w_direction":"It is worth it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4198,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Roy","text":"Never.","text_w_direction":"Never.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4199,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"Are you kidding? You wait.","text_w_direction":"Are you kidding? You wait.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4200,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Anybody making out in here? Not yet, give it time. Oh, hey, Ebenezer, boink. Okay, how's it going in here?","text_w_direction":"Anybody making out in here? [checks hallway] Not yet, give it time. Oh, hey, Ebenezer, boink. [takes picture of Jim] Okay, how's it going in here? [takes picture of Meredith and Kevin]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4201,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"We're running low on cups. Do you want me to just run out and get some?","text_w_direction":"We're running low on cups. Do you want me to just run out and get some?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4202,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"There should be some ..","text_w_direction":"There should be some ..","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4203,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no, no. We'll find some, don't leave the party.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no. We'll find some, don't leave the party.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4204,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis, Meredith, Michael, Kevin","text":"One, two, three.","text_w_direction":"One, two, three. [do a shot]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4205,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Kudos to Ryan, king of the party committee.","text_w_direction":"Kudos to Ryan, king of the party committee.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4206,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Oh, no.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4207,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, yeah, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, yeah, yeah.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4208,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"I really did not do anything.","text_w_direction":"I really did not do anything.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4209,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, no, no. No false modesty, my friend.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, no. No false modesty, my friend.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4210,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"You know, you don't have to answer calls during a party. Just thought you should know.","text_w_direction":"You know, you don't have to answer calls during a party. Just thought you should know.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4211,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"No, I was just checking out my present.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] No, I was just checking out my present. [holds up teapot]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4212,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"But ..","text_w_direction":"But ..","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4213,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"I traded with Dwight. Just, I figured, you know, you went to a lot of trouble and it means a lot. And also, Roy got me an iPod or was going to get me an iPod, so ..","text_w_direction":"I traded with Dwight. Just, I figured, you know, you went to a lot of trouble and it means a lot. And also, Roy got me an iPod or was going to get me an iPod, so ..","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4214,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Well, either way. This is an amazing gift because it comes with bonus gifts. Look inside.","text_w_direction":"Well, either way. This is an amazing gift because it comes with bonus gifts. Look inside.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4215,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Oh my god! The yearbook picture!","text_w_direction":"[opens teapot] Oh my god! The yearbook picture!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4216,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, I think I made the right choice.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I think I made the right choice.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4217,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, my God! It's incredible. Is this the Boggle timer?","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God! It's incredible. [Jim reaches and steals his card back before she can notice it] Is this the Boggle timer?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4218,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"I didn't think you were going to get that one. I really didn't.","text_w_direction":"I didn't think you were going to get that one. I really didn't.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4219,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"This is so awesome.","text_w_direction":"This is so awesome.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4220,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Not bad. And if it couldn't go to Ryan, you are the guy I'd want it to go to.","text_w_direction":"Not bad. And if it couldn't go to Ryan, you are the guy I'd want it to go to.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4221,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4222,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"You're welcome.","text_w_direction":"You're welcome.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4223,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Todd Packer","text":"Merry Christmas, asswipe!","text_w_direction":"[grabbing Michael around the neck] Merry Christmas, asswipe!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4224,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No way. Oh, you're kidding me. Packer! Yes! Todd Packer, ladies and gentlemen!","text_w_direction":"No way. Oh, you're kidding me. Packer! Yes! Todd Packer, ladies and gentlemen!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4225,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Todd Packer","text":"What's up my nerds. Check it out.","text_w_direction":"[rapping] What's up my nerds. Check it out. [points at the mistletoe stuck down his pants]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4226,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, no, no. Oh look at that. Icing on the cake.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, no. Oh look at that. Icing on the cake.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4227,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Todd Packer","text":"Pacman need a drinky.","text_w_direction":"Pacman need a drinky.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4228,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, let's fix you up. Who wants to fix up .. Toby. Toby's gonna fix you up.","text_w_direction":"Oh, let's fix you up. Who wants to fix up .. Toby. Toby's gonna fix you up.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4229,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeahhh.","text_w_direction":"[listening to music through headphones] Yeahhh.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4230,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Darryl. There you go. You earned it.","text_w_direction":"Darryl. There you go. [hands him the Santa hat] You earned it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4231,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"That's okay, Mike.","text_w_direction":"That's okay, Mike.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4232,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no, no. I really, really want you to have it.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no. I really, really want you to have it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4233,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"All right. Thanks, man.","text_w_direction":"All right. Thanks, man.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4234,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, Merry Christmas.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Merry Christmas.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4235,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Whose butt is that?","text_w_direction":"[looking at Xeroxed butt pictures] Whose butt is that?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4236,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Mine.","text_w_direction":"Mine.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4237,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Oh, how did I not guess that?","text_w_direction":"Oh, how did I not guess that?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4238,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Lampshade on head! It's happening!","text_w_direction":"[coming out of his office] Lampshade on head! It's happening!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4239,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Creed","text":"Oh, no.","text_w_direction":"[as Jim decorates a passed out Todd Packer] Oh, no.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4240,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4241,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, hello there. But what are you doing?","text_w_direction":"Oh, hello there. [Kelly leans up and kisses him] But what are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4242,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4243,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"You shouldn't do things like that. The man is supposed to do that.","text_w_direction":"You shouldn't do things like that. The man is supposed to do that.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4244,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Thanks for the party, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Thanks for the party, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4245,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Meredith","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4246,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Bob Vance","text":"Oh, hey. Listen up. We're going to Poor Richard's. Who's in?","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey. Listen up. We're going to Poor Richard's. Who's in?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4247,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"I'm in.","text_w_direction":"I'm in.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4248,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4249,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"Michael? Poor Richard's?","text_w_direction":"Michael? Poor Richard's?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4250,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, that sounds good.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, that sounds good.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4251,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Christmas is awesome. First of all, you get to spend time with people you love. Secondly, you can get drunk and no one can say anything. Third, you give presents. What's better than giving presents? And fourth, getting presents. So, four things. Not bad for one day. It's really the greatest day of all time.","text_w_direction":"Christmas is awesome. First of all, you get to spend time with people you love. Secondly, you can get drunk and no one can say anything. Third, you give presents. What's better than giving presents? And fourth, getting presents. So, four things. Not bad for one day. It's really the greatest day of all time.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4252,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, Meredith. Heading over to Poor Richard's?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Meredith. Heading over to Poor Richard's?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4253,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Meredith","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4254,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Cool, cool, cool. Do you need a ride? All right, let's head out. Sounds good. Do you have a coat?","text_w_direction":"Cool, cool, cool. Do you need a ride? [Meredith drops her top. Michael takes a picture] All right, let's head out. Sounds good. Do you have a coat?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4255,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Meredith","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4256,"season":2,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Okay!","text_w_direction":"Okay!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2755,"air_date":"2005-12-06"}
{"index":4257,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4258,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Hello. Jim?","text_w_direction":"Hello. Jim?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4259,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"What's up, buddy?","text_w_direction":"What's up, buddy?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4260,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"This is not funny. Why is my stuff in here?","text_w_direction":"This is not funny. Why is my stuff in here?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4261,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Wow, that's weird. Oh, dollar for a stapler, that's pretty good.","text_w_direction":"Wow, that's weird. Oh, dollar for a stapler, that's pretty good.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4262,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, well, I'm not paying for my own stuff, okay? I know you did this, because you're friends with the vending machine guy.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well, I'm not paying for my own stuff, okay? I know you did this, because you're friends with the vending machine guy.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4263,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Who, Steve?","text_w_direction":"Who, Steve?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4264,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, Steve, whatever his name is.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, Steve, whatever his name is.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4265,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Sorry. What do I want? What do I want... Oh, it's a pencil cup.","text_w_direction":"Sorry. What do I want? What do I want... Oh, it's a pencil cup.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4266,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"No, no, no, no, no. That's my pencil cup.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no, no. That's my pencil cup.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4267,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Um, I don't think so, I just bought it.","text_w_direction":"Um, I don't think so, I just bought it.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4268,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh, I think so, and you're going to hand it over to me.","text_w_direction":"Uh, I think so, and you're going to hand it over to me.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4269,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I love these.","text_w_direction":"I love these.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4270,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, fine. Where's my wallet?","text_w_direction":"Okay, fine. Where's my wallet?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4271,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, there it is. J1.","text_w_direction":"Oh, there it is. J1.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4272,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"But I don't have any...","text_w_direction":"But I don't have any...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4273,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Here, you know what? You can have some nickels.","text_w_direction":"Here, you know what? You can have some nickels.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4274,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Five, ten, fifteen, twenty, twenty-five...","text_w_direction":"[putting quarters in] Five, ten, fifteen, twenty, twenty-five...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4275,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Hello, everyone.","text_w_direction":"Hello, everyone.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4276,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Good morning, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Good morning, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4277,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"Where are we going this afternoon?","text_w_direction":"Where are we going this afternoon?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4278,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Ah! Ha ha ha!","text_w_direction":"Ah! Ha ha ha!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4279,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Last week, Michael sent out this mysterious memo.","text_w_direction":"Last week, Michael sent out this mysterious memo.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4280,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"\"It's time for our first quarter camaraderie event, so pack a swimsuit, a toothbrush, rubber-soled shoes, and a ski mask.\"","text_w_direction":"\"It's time for our first quarter camaraderie event, so pack a swimsuit, a toothbrush, rubber-soled shoes, and a ski mask.\"","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4281,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"A ski mask and a swimsuit.","text_w_direction":"A ski mask and a swimsuit.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4282,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"So that he can have us rob a bank, and then escape through the sewers.","text_w_direction":"So that he can have us rob a bank, and then escape through the sewers.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4283,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"And brush our teeth.","text_w_direction":"And brush our teeth.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4284,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4285,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4286,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Stanley! Bo banley.","text_w_direction":"Stanley! Bo banley.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4287,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"I need to know...","text_w_direction":"I need to know...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4288,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Banana fana fo fanley.","text_w_direction":"Banana fana fo fanley.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4289,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"What we're doing.","text_w_direction":"What we're doing.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4290,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Be my mo manley.","text_w_direction":"Be my mo manley.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4291,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"You said bring a toothbrush.","text_w_direction":"You said bring a toothbrush.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4292,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Stanley.","text_w_direction":"Stanley.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4293,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"Is this an overnight?","text_w_direction":"Is this an overnight?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4294,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Maybe. The suspense is just so exciting, isn't it?","text_w_direction":"Maybe. The suspense is just so exciting, isn't it?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4295,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"Should my wife tell her boss she's not coming in tomorrow?","text_w_direction":"Should my wife tell her boss she's not coming in tomorrow?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4296,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Maybe, I don't know.","text_w_direction":"Maybe, I don't know.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4297,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"Not maybe. Yes or no.","text_w_direction":"Not maybe. Yes or no.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4298,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Well, no. But... okay, don't spoil it for everybody, all right? But we are going on a booze cruise on Lake Wallenpaupack.","text_w_direction":"Well, no. But... okay, don't spoil it for everybody, all right? But we are going on a booze cruise on Lake Wallenpaupack.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4299,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"In January?","text_w_direction":"In January?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4300,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"It's cheaper.","text_w_direction":"It's cheaper.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4301,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"This is not just another party. This is a leadership training exercise. Right? I'm going to combine elements of fun and motivation and education into a single mind-blowing experience.","text_w_direction":"This is not just another party. This is a leadership training exercise. Right? I'm going to combine elements of fun and motivation and education into a single mind-blowing experience.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4302,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"It is now time to unveil the destination of this year's retreat. We are going on a harbor cruise of Lake Wallenpaupack. It's a booze cruise!","text_w_direction":"It is now time to unveil the destination of this year's retreat. We are going on a harbor cruise of Lake Wallenpaupack. It's a booze cruise!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4303,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"All right!","text_w_direction":"All right!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4304,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"I have a test for business school tomorrow night. Is it okay if I skip the cruise and study for that?","text_w_direction":"I have a test for business school tomorrow night. Is it okay if I skip the cruise and study for that?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4305,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No. This is mandatory. But don't worry, you know what? You're gonna learn plenty. This is gonna turn your life around, Ryan.","text_w_direction":"No. This is mandatory. But don't worry, you know what? You're gonna learn plenty. This is gonna turn your life around, Ryan.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4306,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"I'm already in business school.","text_w_direction":"I'm already in business school.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4307,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Well, this...","text_w_direction":"Well, this...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4308,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kelly","text":"Wait, Michael?","text_w_direction":"Wait, Michael?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4309,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4310,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kelly","text":"Why did you tell us to bring a bathing suit?","text_w_direction":"Why did you tell us to bring a bathing suit?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4311,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"To throw you off the scent.","text_w_direction":"To throw you off the scent.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4312,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kelly","text":"Yeah, but I bought a bathing suit.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but I bought a bathing suit.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4313,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Well, just keep the tags on and you can return it.","text_w_direction":"Well, just keep the tags on and you can return it.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4314,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kelly","text":"I took the tags off already.","text_w_direction":"I took the tags off already.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4315,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Well, that's not my fault, okay? Just.. we're not going to pay for a bathing suit. Okay, I know what you're all thinking, \"Who is this smart little cookie?\" Her name is Brenda... something, and she is from corporate. And she is here, like you, to learn from what I have to say.","text_w_direction":"Well, that's not my fault, okay? Just.. we're not going to pay for a bathing suit. Okay, I know what you're all thinking, \"Who is this smart little cookie?\" Her name is Brenda... something, and she is from corporate. And she is here, like you, to learn from what I have to say.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4316,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I am a great motivational speaker. I attended a Tony Robbins event by the airport last year, and... it wasn't the actual course. You have to pay for the actual course. But it talked about the actual course. And I've incorporated a lot of his ideas into my own course.","text_w_direction":"I am a great motivational speaker. I attended a Tony Robbins event by the airport last year, and... it wasn't the actual course. You have to pay for the actual course. But it talked about the actual course. And I've incorporated a lot of his ideas into my own course.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4317,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Leader... ship. The word \"ship\" is hidden inside the word \"leadership,\" as its derivation. So if this office is, in fact, a ship, as its leader, I am the captain. But we're all in the same boat. Teamwork!","text_w_direction":"Leader... ship. The word \"ship\" is hidden inside the word \"leadership,\" as its derivation. So if this office is, in fact, a ship, as its leader, I am the captain. But we're all in the same boat. Teamwork!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4318,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"Last year, Michael's theme was \"Bowl over the Competition!\" So guess where we went.","text_w_direction":"Last year, Michael's theme was \"Bowl over the Competition!\" So guess where we went.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4319,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Now, on this ship that is the office, what is a sales department? Anyone?","text_w_direction":"Now, on this ship that is the office, what is a sales department? Anyone?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4320,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"How about the sales department is the sails?","text_w_direction":"How about the sales department is the sails?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4321,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, Darryl, the sales department makes sales. Good. Let me just explain. I see the sales department as the furnace.","text_w_direction":"Yes, Darryl, the sales department makes sales. Good. Let me just explain. I see the sales department as the furnace.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4322,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"A furnace?","text_w_direction":"A furnace?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4323,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Yeesh, how old is this ship?","text_w_direction":"Yeesh, how old is this ship?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4324,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"How about the anchor?","text_w_direction":"How about the anchor?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4325,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"What does the furnace do?","text_w_direction":"What does the furnace do?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4326,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"All right, let's not get hung up on the furnace. This just... it's the sales... I see the sales department down there. They're in the engine room, and they are shoveling coal into the furnace, right? I mean, who saw the movie Titanic? They were very important in the movie Titanic. Who saw it? Show of hands!","text_w_direction":"All right, let's not get hung up on the furnace. This just... it's the sales... I see the sales department down there. They're in the engine room, and they are shoveling coal into the furnace, right? I mean, who saw the movie Titanic? They were very important in the movie Titanic. Who saw it? Show of hands!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4327,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"I'm not really sure what movie you're talking about. Are you sure you got the title right?","text_w_direction":"I'm not really sure what movie you're talking about. Are you sure you got the title right?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4328,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Titanic?","text_w_direction":"Titanic?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4329,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I think you're thinking of The Hunt for Red October.","text_w_direction":"I think you're thinking of The Hunt for Red October.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4330,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No, I'm Leo DiCaprio! Come on!","text_w_direction":"No, I'm Leo DiCaprio! Come on!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4331,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Michael stands in the front of the boat and says that he's king of the world within the first hour, or I give you my next paycheck.","text_w_direction":"Michael stands in the front of the boat and says that he's king of the world within the first hour, or I give you my next paycheck.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4332,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"Michael, everyone in the engine room drowned.","text_w_direction":"Michael, everyone in the engine room drowned.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4333,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No! Thank you, spoiler alert. You saw the movie, those of you who did. They're happy down there in the furnace room. And they're dirty and grimy and sweaty, and they're singing their ethnic songs, and... actually, that might be warehouse.","text_w_direction":"No! Thank you, spoiler alert. You saw the movie, those of you who did. They're happy down there in the furnace room. And they're dirty and grimy and sweaty, and they're singing their ethnic songs, and... actually, that might be warehouse.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4334,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4335,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"The... no, no. No, I didn't... okay. Well, okay, in a nutshell, what I'm saying is... leadership. We'll talk more about that on the boat. Ship.","text_w_direction":"The... no, no. No, I didn't... okay. Well, okay, in a nutshell, what I'm saying is... leadership. We'll talk more about that on the boat. Ship.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4336,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Aye aye, Captain.","text_w_direction":"Aye aye, Captain.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4337,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"A three-hour tour, a three-hour tour.","text_w_direction":"[singing] A three-hour tour, a three-hour tour.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4338,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Pam, you are Mary Ann! We have the Professor and Ginger, welcome aboard. Angela, you are Mrs. Howell. Lovey. Uh... the native. Sometimes they come from neighboring... We have one of the Globetrotters, I am the Skipper, and Dwight, you will be Gilligan.","text_w_direction":"Pam, you are Mary Ann! We have the Professor and Ginger, welcome aboard. Angela, you are Mrs. Howell. Lovey. [to Kelly] Uh... the native. Sometimes they come from neighboring... [to Stanley] We have one of the Globetrotters, I am the Skipper, and Dwight, you will be Gilligan.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4339,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Cool.","text_w_direction":"Cool.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4340,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Captain Jack","text":"Actually, I'm the Skipper. But you can be Gilligan.","text_w_direction":"Actually, I'm the Skipper. But you can be Gilligan.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4341,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I'd rather die. Hi, I am Michael Scott, I am the captain of this party.","text_w_direction":"I'd rather die. Hi, I am Michael Scott, I am the captain of this party.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4342,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Captain Jack","text":"I am Captain Jack, I am captain of the ship. I'm also captain of anyone who sets foot on the ship. Hi, welcome aboard.","text_w_direction":"I am Captain Jack, I am captain of the ship. I'm also captain of anyone who sets foot on the ship. [to boarding passengers] Hi, welcome aboard.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4343,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4344,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"In an office, when you are ranking people, manager is higher than captain. On a boat, who knows? It's nebulose.","text_w_direction":"In an office, when you are ranking people, manager is higher than captain. On a boat, who knows? It's nebulose.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4345,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, look! I'm king of the world!","text_w_direction":"Hey, look! I'm king of the world!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4346,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Captain Jack","text":"Okay, all right! Welcome aboard! I am your captain, Captain Jack.","text_w_direction":"Okay, all right! Welcome aboard! I am your captain, Captain Jack.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4347,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"And I am the regional manager of Dunder-Mifflin, Michael Scott. Welcome, welcome!","text_w_direction":"And I am the regional manager of Dunder-Mifflin, Michael Scott. Welcome, welcome!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4348,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Captain Jack","text":"Okay! So...","text_w_direction":"Okay! So...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4349,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Okay! So...","text_w_direction":"Okay! So...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4350,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Captain Jack","text":"Please. The life preservers.","text_w_direction":"Please. The life preservers.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4351,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Right.","text_w_direction":"Right.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4352,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Captain Jack","text":"They are located underneath the seats, all along the border of the boat.","text_w_direction":"They are located underneath the seats, all along the border of the boat.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4353,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"But don't worry, you are not going to be needing life preservers tonight.","text_w_direction":"But don't worry, you are not going to be needing life preservers tonight.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4354,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Captain Jack","text":"Well, we might, okay? Please let me finish, okay? Thank you. So, the Coast Guard requires that I tell you where the safety exits are. On this ship, it's very easy. Anywhere over the side. Not only am I your ship captain, I am also your party captain! Whoo! We're gonna get it going in just a few minutes here...","text_w_direction":"Well, we might, okay? Please let me finish, okay? Thank you. So, the Coast Guard requires that I tell you where the safety exits are. On this ship, it's very easy. Anywhere over the side. [Dwight laughs loudly.] Not only am I your ship captain, I am also your party captain! Whoo! We're gonna get it going in just a few minutes here...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4355,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I'm your party captain too! And you are gonna put on your dancing shoes later on! So we are gonna...","text_w_direction":"I'm your party captain too! And you are gonna put on your dancing shoes later on! So we are gonna...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4356,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Captain Jack","text":"Okay, Michael, if you don't mind...","text_w_direction":"Okay, Michael, if you don't mind...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4357,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Rock it!","text_w_direction":"Rock it!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4358,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Captain Jack","text":"Please, okay?","text_w_direction":"Please, okay?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4359,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"If the boat's a-rockin', don't come knockin'!","text_w_direction":"If the boat's a-rockin', don't come knockin'!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4360,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Captain Jack","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4361,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4362,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Captain Jack","text":"Your company's employees are not the only people on the boat tonight, okay?","text_w_direction":"Your company's employees are not the only people on the boat tonight, okay?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4363,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"We're all gonna have a good time tonight!","text_w_direction":"We're all gonna have a good time tonight!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4364,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Captain Jack","text":"Why don't you let me and my crew do our job. You just sit back and have a good time. All right?","text_w_direction":"Why don't you let me and my crew do our job. You just sit back and have a good time. All right?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4365,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Hm? Okay. Yep.","text_w_direction":"Hm? Okay. Yep.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4366,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Katy","text":"You guys, it's like we're in high school and we're at the cool table. Right?","text_w_direction":"You guys, it's like we're in high school and we're at the cool table. Right?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4367,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Roy","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4368,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Katy","text":"Pam, were you a cheerleader?","text_w_direction":"Pam, were you a cheerleader?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4369,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Roy","text":"No, she was totally Miss Artsy-Fartsy in high school. She wore the turtleneck and everything!","text_w_direction":"No, she was totally Miss Artsy-Fartsy in high school. She wore the turtleneck and everything!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4370,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Katy","text":"That's hilarious.","text_w_direction":"That's hilarious.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4371,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"It's not hilarious, but...","text_w_direction":"It's not hilarious, but...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4372,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Roy","text":"Where did you go to school?","text_w_direction":"Where did you go to school?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4373,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Katy","text":"Bishop O'Hara.","text_w_direction":"Bishop O'Hara.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4374,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Roy","text":"Piss slop who cares-a? We played you! You... you really look familiar. Did you... you cheered for them, didn't you?","text_w_direction":"Piss slop who cares-a? We played you! You... you really look familiar. Did you... you cheered for them, didn't you?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4375,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Um, no.","text_w_direction":"Um, no.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4376,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Katy","text":"Yes, I did! A-W-E-S-O-M-E! Awesome! Awesome is what we are! We're the football superstars! A-W-E-S-O-M-E!","text_w_direction":"Yes, I did! [chanting] A-W-E-S-O-M-E! Awesome! Awesome is what we are! We're the football superstars! A-W-E-S-O-M-E!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4377,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Roy","text":"I remember that! We crushed you like 42-10!","text_w_direction":"I remember that! We crushed you like 42-10!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4378,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Having fun?","text_w_direction":"Having fun?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4379,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Brenda","text":"Yeah. Everybody's really nice.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Everybody's really nice.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4380,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Good. Well, that is what Scranton is all about. Not like you New Yawkers.","text_w_direction":"Good. Well, that is what Scranton is all about. Not like you New Yawkers.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4381,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Brenda","text":"When are you going to start the presentation?","text_w_direction":"When are you going to start the presentation?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4382,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Well, we already sort of started it back at the office and on the dock with the Gilligan thing, so... right now, I was thinking. Yes. Okay, listen up all you Dunder-Mifflinites! I would like to talk to you all about life preservers. Now, one important life preserver in business is IT support.","text_w_direction":"Well, we already sort of started it back at the office and on the dock with the Gilligan thing, so... right now, I was thinking. Yes. Okay, listen up all you Dunder-Mifflinites! I would like to talk to you all about life preservers. Now, one important life preserver in business is IT support.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4383,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Captain Jack","text":"Not now, Mike, we're doing the limbo! That's right, partiers, it's time to limbo, limbo, limbo!","text_w_direction":"Not now, Mike, we're doing the limbo! That's right, partiers, it's time to limbo, limbo, limbo!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4384,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"So, okay.","text_w_direction":"So, okay.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4385,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Limbo, whoo!","text_w_direction":"Limbo, whoo!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4386,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Captain Jack","text":"All right! I need a volunteer to come up here and hold my stick. Who's it gonna be?","text_w_direction":"All right! I need a volunteer to come up here and hold my stick. Who's it gonna be?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4387,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"Me.","text_w_direction":"Me.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4388,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Captain Jack","text":"Okay...","text_w_direction":"Okay...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4389,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Me! Me, me, me.","text_w_direction":"Me! Me, me, me.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4390,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Captain Jack","text":"Uh... usually it's a woman.","text_w_direction":"Uh... usually it's a woman.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4391,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm stronger.","text_w_direction":"I'm stronger.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4392,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Captain Jack","text":"Hey, I got an idea! How would you like to steer the ship, Dwight?","text_w_direction":"Hey, I got an idea! How would you like to steer the ship, Dwight?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4393,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Captain Jack","text":"Keep us on a steady course. Keep a sharp eye out. I'm counting on you!","text_w_direction":"Keep us on a steady course. Keep a sharp eye out. I'm counting on you!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4394,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"I was the youngest pilot in Pan Am history. When I was four, the pilot let me ride in the cockpit and fly the plane with him. And I was four. And I was great. And I would have landed it, but my dad wanted us to go back to our seats.","text_w_direction":"I was the youngest pilot in Pan Am history. When I was four, the pilot let me ride in the cockpit and fly the plane with him. And I was four. And I was great. And I would have landed it, but my dad wanted us to go back to our seats.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4395,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Captain Jack","text":"All right, all right, that was great! Now it's time for the dance contest!","text_w_direction":"All right, all right, that was great! Now it's time for the dance contest!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4396,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"But before that, I have to do my presentation.","text_w_direction":"But before that, I have to do my presentation.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4397,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Captain Jack","text":"Nope! Dance contest!","text_w_direction":"Nope! Dance contest!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4398,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"All right, we'll have a motivational dance contest! Hit it! Yeah, okay, dancing! It is a primal art form used in ancient times to express yourself with the body and communicate!","text_w_direction":"All right, we'll have a motivational dance contest! Hit it! Yeah, okay, dancing! It is a primal art form used in ancient times to express yourself with the body and communicate!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4399,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that's always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you have to just be the boss of dancing.","text_w_direction":"Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that's always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you have to just be the boss of dancing.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4400,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?","text_w_direction":"[singing] What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4401,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Hey, come inside and talk to me.","text_w_direction":"Hey, come inside and talk to me.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4402,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"I can't. Do you want us to run aground, woman?!","text_w_direction":"I can't. Do you want us to run aground, woman?!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4403,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl and Katy","text":"Snorkel shot! Snorkel shot!","text_w_direction":"[chanting] Snorkel shot! Snorkel shot!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4404,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Roy","text":"Whoo! Who's next? Come on, Pam! Come on! Come on!","text_w_direction":"Whoo! Who's next? Come on, Pam! Come on! Come on!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4405,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"No, I'm not going to do that.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm not going to do that.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4406,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Roy","text":"Come on!","text_w_direction":"Come on!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4407,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"That's what I'm talking about!","text_w_direction":"That's what I'm talking about!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4408,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, why don't we find like a quieter place to hang out?","text_w_direction":"Hey, why don't we find like a quieter place to hang out?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4409,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Roy","text":"I've just gotta wait for Darryl to do his shot. Just a minute. Come on! Darryl! Darryl!","text_w_direction":"I've just gotta wait for Darryl to do his shot. Just a minute. Come on! [chanting] Darryl! Darryl!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4410,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"It's getting kind of rowdy down there.","text_w_direction":"It's getting kind of rowdy down there.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4411,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. Darryl! Darryl! Darryl!","text_w_direction":"Yeah. [chanting] Darryl! Darryl! Darryl!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4412,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Sometimes I just don't get Roy.","text_w_direction":"Sometimes I just don't get Roy.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4413,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Well...","text_w_direction":"Well...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4414,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I mean, I don't know. So... what's it like dating a cheerleader?","text_w_direction":"I mean, I don't know. So... what's it like dating a cheerleader?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4415,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, um...","text_w_direction":"Oh, um... [A long silence.]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4416,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I'm cold.","text_w_direction":"I'm cold.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4417,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Captain Jack","text":"So, what's this presentation all about?","text_w_direction":"So, what's this presentation all about?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4418,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Ah! See, this is of general interest. It is about priorities and making decisions, using the boat as an analogy. What is important to you? If the boat is sinking, what do you save?","text_w_direction":"Ah! See, this is of general interest. It is about priorities and making decisions, using the boat as an analogy. What is important to you? If the boat is sinking, what do you save?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4419,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Captain Jack","text":"Women and children.","text_w_direction":"Women and children.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4420,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No, no. Salesmen and profit centers.","text_w_direction":"No, no. Salesmen and profit centers.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4421,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Captain Jack","text":"That's a stupid analogy.","text_w_direction":"That's a stupid analogy.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4422,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, well, obviously you don't know anything about leadership.","text_w_direction":"Okay, well, obviously you don't know anything about leadership.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4423,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Captain Jack","text":"Well, I was the captain of a PC-1 Cyclone Coastal Patrol Boat during Desert Storm.","text_w_direction":"Well, I was the captain of a PC-1 Cyclone Coastal Patrol Boat during Desert Storm.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4424,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Wow. You should be the motivational speaker.","text_w_direction":"Wow. You should be the motivational speaker.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4425,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4426,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah. He gives me real responsibility, Michael. Captain Jack delegates. He's let me steer the ship for the last hour.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. He gives me real responsibility, Michael. Captain Jack delegates. He's let me steer the ship for the last hour.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4427,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Katy","text":"I'd like to be engaged. How did you manage to pull that off?","text_w_direction":"I'd like to be engaged. How did you manage to pull that off?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4428,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Uh, I've been engaged for three years, and there's no end in sight. So... you don't wanna ask my advice.","text_w_direction":"Uh, I've been engaged for three years, and there's no end in sight. So... you don't wanna ask my advice.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4429,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Captain Jack","text":"Suppose your office building's on fire. Jim, who would you save?","text_w_direction":"Suppose your office building's on fire. Jim, who would you save?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4430,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Um... let's see, uh... The customer. Because the customer is king.","text_w_direction":"Um... let's see, uh... The customer. Because the customer is king.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4431,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Not what I was looking for, but a good thought.","text_w_direction":"Not what I was looking for, but a good thought.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4432,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Captain Jack","text":"He's just sucking up!","text_w_direction":"He's just sucking up!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4433,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Roy","text":"When you were in the Navy, did you ever almost die?","text_w_direction":"When you were in the Navy, did you ever almost die?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4434,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Captain Jack","text":"Oh yeah, oh yeah. And I wasn't thinking about some customer. I was thinking about my first wife. The day I got back on shore, I married her.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah, oh yeah. And I wasn't thinking about some customer. I was thinking about my first wife. The day I got back on shore, I married her.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4435,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"You know what? I would save the receptionist. I just wanted to clear that up.","text_w_direction":"You know what? I would save the receptionist. I just wanted to clear that up.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4436,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Roy","text":"Hello, everybody, could I have your attention for just a second? Could you listen to me for a second? We were up at the front, and we were talking about what's really important, and... Pam, I think enough is enough. I think we should set a date for our wedding. How about June 10th? Come on, let's do it! Come on, Pam!","text_w_direction":"Hello, everybody, could I have your attention for just a second? Could you listen to me for a second? We were up at the front, and we were talking about what's really important, and... Pam, I think enough is enough. I think we should set a date for our wedding. How about June 10th? Come on, let's do it! Come on, Pam!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4437,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I don't want to take credit for this, but Roy and I were just having a conversation about making commitments and making choices. Right? Did I motivate you?","text_w_direction":"I don't want to take credit for this, but Roy and I were just having a conversation about making commitments and making choices. Right? Did I motivate you?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4438,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Roy","text":"No, it was Captain Jack.","text_w_direction":"No, it was Captain Jack.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4439,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Well... could have been either one of us, because we were pretty much saying the same thing. Congratulations. That is great!","text_w_direction":"Well... could have been either one of us, because we were pretty much saying the same thing. Congratulations. That is great!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4440,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Captain Jack","text":"We gotta celebrate! Hey, I got an idea, I got an idea. I can marry you right now, as captain of the ship!","text_w_direction":"We gotta celebrate! Hey, I got an idea, I got an idea. I can marry you right now, as captain of the ship!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4441,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yes! I can marry you as regional manager of Dunder-Mifflin!","text_w_direction":"Yes! I can marry you as regional manager of Dunder-Mifflin!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4442,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"No, no, I want my mom and dad to be there.","text_w_direction":"No, no, I want my mom and dad to be there.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4443,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Then I'll give you away!","text_w_direction":"Then I'll give you away!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4444,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"No, thank you.","text_w_direction":"No, thank you.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4445,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Katy","text":"Do you think that'll ever be us?","text_w_direction":"Do you think that'll ever be us?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4446,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4447,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Katy","text":"What is wrong with you? Why did you even bring me here tonight?","text_w_direction":"What is wrong with you? Why did you even bring me here tonight?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4448,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"I don't know. Let's break up.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. Let's break up.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4449,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Katy","text":"Whoa. What?","text_w_direction":"Whoa. What?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4450,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Captain Jack","text":"This is where Captain Jack drives the boat.","text_w_direction":"This is where Captain Jack drives the boat.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4451,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"Wow!","text_w_direction":"Wow!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4452,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Seasick? Captain Jack says you should look at the Moon.","text_w_direction":"Seasick? Captain Jack says you should look at the Moon.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4453,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Captain Jack is a fart face. I'm on medication.","text_w_direction":"Captain Jack is a fart face. I'm on medication.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4454,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Brenda","text":"Really? What?","text_w_direction":"Really? What?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4455,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Vomicillin. Okay. All right. It's time to be boss. It's time to motivate. Let's blow some minds here. Okay, guys, guys, cool it. Everybody, Dunder-Mifflin Scranton employees, Brenda, I have some very, very urgent news I need to tell everybody right now. Listen up. The ship is sinking! Okay? We're going down, right now. Just wrap your heads around the reality of that. Shh, please! Everybody, it's my turn now, okay? Captain Jack is gone. In five minutes, this ship is going to be at the bottom of the lake! And there aren't enough spaces on the lifeboat! Who are we gonna save? Do we save sales? Do we save customer service? Do we save accounting? This is a business scenario. Right? It's a scary... it's a...","text_w_direction":"Vomicillin. Okay. All right. It's time to be boss. It's time to motivate. Let's blow some minds here. Okay, guys, guys, cool it. Everybody, Dunder-Mifflin Scranton employees, Brenda, I have some very, very urgent news I need to tell everybody right now. Listen up. The ship is sinking! Okay? We're going down, right now. Just wrap your heads around the reality of that. Shh, please! Everybody, it's my turn now, okay? Captain Jack is gone. In five minutes, this ship is going to be at the bottom of the lake! And there aren't enough spaces on the lifeboat! Who are we gonna save? Do we save sales? Do we save customer service? Do we save accounting? This is a business scenario. Right? It's a scary... it's a...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4456,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Captain Jack","text":"Hey! Hey! What the hell is going on here?","text_w_direction":"Hey! Hey! What the hell is going on here?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4457,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"It's a predicament, and it's something that each and every one of us has to think about.","text_w_direction":"It's a predicament, and it's something that each and every one of us has to think about.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4458,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I'm in the brig. See? The boat's not as corporate-friendly as advertised. What was the deal with the guy jumping overboard? What was... if he had just waited and heard what I had to say, he would be motivated right now and not all wet.","text_w_direction":"I'm in the brig. See? The boat's not as corporate-friendly as advertised. What was the deal with the guy jumping overboard? What was... if he had just waited and heard what I had to say, he would be motivated right now and not all wet.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4459,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Is somebody there?","text_w_direction":"Is somebody there?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4460,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"What happened to you?","text_w_direction":"What happened to you?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4461,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Captain Jack has a problem with authority.","text_w_direction":"Captain Jack has a problem with authority.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4462,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, right, because you announced that his ship was sinking?","text_w_direction":"Oh, right, because you announced that his ship was sinking?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4463,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"He just totally lost it. If you ask me, he caused the panic.","text_w_direction":"He just totally lost it. If you ask me, he caused the panic.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4464,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"What a night.","text_w_direction":"What a night.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4465,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Well, it's nice for you. Your friend got engaged.","text_w_direction":"Well, it's nice for you. Your friend got engaged.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4466,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"She was always engaged.","text_w_direction":"She was always engaged.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4467,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Roy said the first one didn't count.","text_w_direction":"Roy said the first one didn't count.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4468,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"That's... great. You know, to tell the truth, I used to have a big thing for Pam, so...","text_w_direction":"That's... great. You know, to tell the truth, I used to have a big thing for Pam, so...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4469,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Really? You're kidding me. You and Pam? Wow. I would have never have put you two together. You really hid it well. God! I usually have a radar for stuff like that. You know, I made out with Jan...","text_w_direction":"Really? You're kidding me. You and Pam? Wow. I would have never have put you two together. You really hid it well. God! I usually have a radar for stuff like that. You know, I made out with Jan...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4470,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, I know.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I know.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4471,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah? Yep. Well, Pam is cute.","text_w_direction":"Yeah? Yep. Well, Pam is cute.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4472,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. She's really funny, and she's warm. And she's just... well, anyway.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. She's really funny, and she's warm. And she's just... well, anyway.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4473,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Well, if you like her so much, don't give up.","text_w_direction":"Well, if you like her so much, don't give up.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4474,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"She's engaged.","text_w_direction":"She's engaged.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4475,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"BFD. Engaged ain't married.","text_w_direction":"BFD. Engaged ain't married.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4476,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Huh.","text_w_direction":"Huh.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4477,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Never, ever, ever give up.","text_w_direction":"Never, ever, ever give up.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4478,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Don't worry, Michael. I'm taking us to shore.","text_w_direction":"Don't worry, Michael. I'm taking us to shore.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4479,"season":2,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Booze Cruise","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"It's a fake wheel, dummy.","text_w_direction":"It's a fake wheel, dummy.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2679,"air_date":"2006-01-05"}
{"index":4480,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"...Lord of the Rings trilogy, if you see it back to back, it's really long. But it's good.","text_w_direction":"...Lord of the Rings trilogy, if you see it back to back, it's really long. But it's good.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4481,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, that's right.","text_w_direction":"[off camera] Yeah, that's right.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4482,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.","text_w_direction":"Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4483,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Pam! It's Michael. Help me! I need help right now.","text_w_direction":"Pam! It's Michael. Help me! I need help right now.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4484,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, what's wrong?","text_w_direction":"Michael, what's wrong?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4485,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I'm hurt, I have hurt myself. Oh my God!","text_w_direction":"I'm hurt, I have hurt myself. Oh my God!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4486,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Ok, wait wait wait wait...","text_w_direction":"Ok, wait wait wait wait...","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4487,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Ungh, this is not looking good Pam!","text_w_direction":"Ungh, this is not looking good Pam!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4488,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, do you need me to call an ambulance?!","text_w_direction":"Michael, do you need me to call an ambulance?!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4489,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, I want you to pick me up.","text_w_direction":"No, I want you to pick me up.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4490,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4491,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Ok...","text_w_direction":"Ok...","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4492,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"What's going on?","text_w_direction":"What's going on?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4493,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Wait a second, I thought you said that you were hurt.","text_w_direction":"Wait a second, I thought you said that you were hurt.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4494,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I am hurt. I hurt my foot.","text_w_direction":"I am hurt. I hurt my foot.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4495,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I'm sorry? Pam.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry? Pam.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4496,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"","text_w_direction":"[exasperated]","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4497,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"What is going on?","text_w_direction":"What is going on?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4498,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I want to come to work. But I need you to come and pick me up.","text_w_direction":"I want to come to work. But I need you to come and pick me up. [Jim lunges across Pam's desk and puts Michael on speakerphone]","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4499,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"OH GOD!","text_w_direction":"OH GOD!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4500,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, whoa, Michael...","text_w_direction":"Hey, whoa, Michael...","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4501,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh God!","text_w_direction":"Oh God!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4502,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"It's, okay, it's Jim. Just say again, uh, really loudly what happened.","text_w_direction":"It's, okay, it's Jim. Just say again, uh, really loudly what happened.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4503,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"OK, buhhhh, I burned my foot very badly on my Foreman Grill and I now need someone to come and bring me into work.","text_w_direction":"OK, buhhhh, I burned my foot very badly on my Foreman Grill and I now need someone to come and bring me into work.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4504,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"You burned your foot on a Foreman Grill?","text_w_direction":"You burned your foot on a Foreman Grill?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4505,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.","text_w_direction":"I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4506,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Pam, could you come get me?!","text_w_direction":"Pam, could you come get me?!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4507,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Uh, I have to stay here and answer the phone.","text_w_direction":"Uh, I have to stay here and answer the phone.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4508,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, could someone come and get me please, Ryan?","text_w_direction":"Ok, could someone come and get me please, Ryan?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4509,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Michael, you should stay home and rest.","text_w_direction":"Michael, you should stay home and rest.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4510,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"There's no toilet paper here. Could Ryan... tell Ryan to bring toilet paper. Could you tell 'em that?","text_w_direction":"There's no toilet paper here. Could Ryan... tell Ryan to bring toilet paper. Could you tell 'em that?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4511,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Can you hop?","text_w_direction":"Can you hop?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4512,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I tried hopping, Kevin, and I bumped my elbow against the wall and now my elbow has a protruberance.","text_w_direction":"I tried hopping, Kevin, and I bumped my elbow against the wall and now my elbow has a protruberance.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4513,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No one wants to pick me up!?","text_w_direction":"[panicked] No one wants to pick me up!?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4514,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"What is going on? What is going on?","text_w_direction":"[silence, Dwight enters the office] What is going on? What is going on?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4515,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, is, um, sick and he wants one of us to rescue him.","text_w_direction":"Michael, is, um, sick and he wants one of us to rescue him.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4516,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I'm not sick! I'm burned!","text_w_direction":"I'm not sick! I'm burned!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4517,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm coming Michael!","text_w_direction":"I'm coming Michael!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4518,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh...","text_w_direction":"Oh...","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4519,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm gonna save you!","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna save you!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4520,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Don't... is that Dwight? I do not want Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Don't... is that Dwight? I do not want Dwight.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4521,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Hold on Michael! I am coming! Wait there!","text_w_direction":"Hold on Michael! I am coming! Wait there!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4522,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I don't want Dwight!","text_w_direction":"I don't want Dwight!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4523,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, why don't you call your girlfriend?","text_w_direction":"Michael, why don't you call your girlfriend?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4524,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I don't have a girlfriend.","text_w_direction":"I don't have a girlfriend.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4525,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"But you said that you went out with her this weekend.","text_w_direction":"But you said that you went out with her this weekend.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4526,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"It was all made up. Just someone come, ok? Anyone. Anyone but Dwight.","text_w_direction":"It was all made up. Just someone come, ok? Anyone. Anyone but Dwight.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4527,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"What was that...","text_w_direction":"[sounds of a car crash] What was that...","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4528,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"What was that?!","text_w_direction":"What was that?! [everyone runs to Michael's office window]","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4529,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4530,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Ohhhhhh!","text_w_direction":"Ohhhhhh!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4531,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"He hit the pole!","text_w_direction":"He hit the pole!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4532,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"It's broken right, he can't...","text_w_direction":"It's broken right, he can't...","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4533,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh my gosh.","text_w_direction":"Oh my gosh.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4534,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh Dwight, Dwight, Ohhhhhh!","text_w_direction":"Oh Dwight, Dwight, [Dwight pukes on his back windshield] Ohhhhhh!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4535,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim and Pam","text":"Oh my God!","text_w_direction":"Oh my God!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4536,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Is he ok?","text_w_direction":"Is he ok?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4537,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"He's still driving... Dwight, you forgot your bumper!","text_w_direction":"He's still driving... Dwight, you forgot your bumper!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4538,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hellooo? ... Please don't send Dwight!","text_w_direction":"Hellooo? ... Please don't send Dwight!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4539,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Morning everyone. Don't freak out. I forbid anybody to freak out. Clearly, I have had a very serious accident, but I will recover, God willing. I just want to be treated normally today. Normal would actually be good, considering the trauma that I've been through.","text_w_direction":"Morning everyone. Don't freak out. I forbid anybody to freak out. Clearly, I have had a very serious accident, but I will recover, God willing. I just want to be treated normally today. Normal would actually be good, considering the trauma that I've been through.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4540,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"You missed two big conference calls today, one with corporate.","text_w_direction":"You missed two big conference calls today, one with corporate.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4541,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Did you explain why?","text_w_direction":"Did you explain why?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4542,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"No, I didn't mention that you cooked your foot.","text_w_direction":"No, I didn't mention that you cooked your foot.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4543,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Burned my foot, Pam.","text_w_direction":"Burned my foot, Pam.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4544,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Please stop popping my cast. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Please stop popping my cast. Thank you.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4545,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"So, where are you shipping your foot?","text_w_direction":"So, where are you shipping your foot?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4546,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Ha ha ha. So where are you shipping...","text_w_direction":"Ha ha ha. So where are you shipping...","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4547,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Your foot?","text_w_direction":"Your foot?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4548,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you. Pam, messages please?","text_w_direction":"Thank you. Pam, messages please?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4549,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"You didn't have any.","text_w_direction":"You didn't have any.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4550,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Really, well, it, uh, seemed very important to you earlier that you needed to stay and...","text_w_direction":"Really, well, it, uh, seemed very important to you earlier that you needed to stay and...","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4551,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"And do my job?","text_w_direction":"And do my job?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4552,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, your job is being my friend, Pam. OW! God!","text_w_direction":"No, your job is being my friend, Pam. OW! God!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4553,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"It slipped.","text_w_direction":"[holding mini-fan] It slipped.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4554,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4555,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Sorry.","text_w_direction":"Sorry.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4556,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"It's just that before, you said that you didn't want any special treatment.","text_w_direction":"It's just that before, you said that you didn't want any special treatment.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4557,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I don't want any special treatment, Pam. I just want you to treat me like you would some family member who's undergone some sort of serious physical trauma. I don't think that's too much to ask.","text_w_direction":"I don't want any special treatment, Pam. I just want you to treat me like you would some family member who's undergone some sort of serious physical trauma. I don't think that's too much to ask.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4558,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Do you want some aspirin, because you seem a little fussy.","text_w_direction":"Do you want some aspirin, because you seem a little fussy.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4559,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, I don't want some aspirin, yeah I'm a little fussy. Aspirin's not gonna do a damn thing. I'm sitting here with a bloody stump of a foot.","text_w_direction":"No, I don't want some aspirin, yeah I'm a little fussy. Aspirin's not gonna do a damn thing. I'm sitting here with a bloody stump of a foot.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4560,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, Pam, I'm assistant regional manager, and I can take care of him. Part of my duties are to.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Pam, I'm assistant regional manager, and I can take care of him. Part of my duties are to.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4561,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What? Part of your duties are to what?","text_w_direction":"What? Part of your duties are to what?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4562,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4563,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You just said \"part of your duties are to\" something.","text_w_direction":"You just said \"part of your duties are to\" something.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4564,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"No, I didn't.","text_w_direction":"No, I didn't.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4565,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, you did. What is wrong with you?","text_w_direction":"Yes, you did. What is wrong with you?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4566,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"What is wrong with you?","text_w_direction":"What is wrong with you?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4567,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Where is my cornbread?","text_w_direction":"Where is my cornbread?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4568,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Here you go.","text_w_direction":"Here you go.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4569,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you. Did you get all dark meat like I like?","text_w_direction":"Thank you. Did you get all dark meat like I like?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4570,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Yes. I ordered three full rotisserie chickens worth of all dark meat.","text_w_direction":"Yes. I ordered three full rotisserie chickens worth of all dark meat.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4571,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Where are the yams?","text_w_direction":"Where are the yams?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4572,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"They were out of yams. I got you creamed spinach.","text_w_direction":"They were out of yams. I got you creamed spinach.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4573,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Did you go to the one in Stroudsburg?","text_w_direction":"Did you go to the one in Stroudsburg?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4574,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4575,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"And they had no yams?","text_w_direction":"And they had no yams?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4576,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"They had no yams.","text_w_direction":"They had no yams.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4577,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"How strange. Because they always have yams.","text_w_direction":"How strange. Because they always have yams.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4578,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Aw, man, is that a Prism Duro-Sport?","text_w_direction":"Aw, man, is that a Prism Duro-Sport?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4579,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"You've seen one of these?","text_w_direction":"You've seen one of these?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4580,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, they're like an i-Pod only they're better 'cause they're chunkier and more solid.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, they're like an i-Pod only they're better 'cause they're chunkier and more solid.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4581,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Roy gave it to me for Christmas. I'm trying to figure out how to put songs on it.","text_w_direction":"Roy gave it to me for Christmas. I'm trying to figure out how to put songs on it.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4582,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, no no no. Don't go there. I know this Russian website where you can download songs for two cents a piece.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no no no. Don't go there. I know this Russian website where you can download songs for two cents a piece.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4583,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4584,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, I'll write down the address for you. Only, the only thing is, is that all the songs are in Russian. ... Kidding!","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I'll write down the address for you. Only, the only thing is, is that all the songs are in Russian. ... Kidding!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4585,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh! Ha, haha.","text_w_direction":"Oh! Ha, haha.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4586,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Why would they all be...? Ok, see you later, Pan.","text_w_direction":"Why would they all be...? Ok, see you later, Pan.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4587,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Pan?","text_w_direction":"Pan?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4588,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Pam... PAAAM!?","text_w_direction":"Pam... PAAAM!?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4589,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, God.","text_w_direction":"Oh, God.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4590,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"What.","text_w_direction":"[phone rings] What.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4591,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Come here please.","text_w_direction":"Come here please.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4592,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Tell me before I come there.","text_w_direction":"Tell me before I come there.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4593,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I want you to rub butter on my foot.","text_w_direction":"I want you to rub butter on my foot.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4594,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4595,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Pam, please? I have Country Crock.","text_w_direction":"Pam, please? I have Country Crock.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4596,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4597,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, ow. Ryan! ... Ryaaaaan ... RYYYYAN!","text_w_direction":"Uh, ow. Ryan! ... Ryaaaaan ... RYYYYAN!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4598,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"These covers are totally indestructible.","text_w_direction":"These covers are totally indestructible.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4599,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4600,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah. Throw it. I promise it won't break. Chuck it.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Throw it. I promise it won't break. Chuck it. [Pam throws her mp3 player]","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4601,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh no, it's broken.","text_w_direction":"Oh no, it's broken.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4602,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"What?!","text_w_direction":"What?!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4603,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"No, it's fine. I told you it wouldn't break. You could throw it all day long.","text_w_direction":"No, it's fine. I told you it wouldn't break. You could throw it all day long.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4604,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"That is so cool. Thanks Dwight!","text_w_direction":"That is so cool. Thanks Dwight!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4605,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4606,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"So, I guess Pam and Dwight are friends now.","text_w_direction":"So, I guess Pam and Dwight are friends now.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4607,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh God no, Dwight isn't my friend... Oh my God! Dwight's kind of my friend!","text_w_direction":"Oh God no, Dwight isn't my friend... Oh my God! Dwight's kind of my friend!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4608,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, nope, no one is helping me out at all Mom. No, I'm not gonna call Jan. She'd just worry... drive down here and make a big thing... Who told you that? No, it was mutual. What is Pam doing chatting with you?","text_w_direction":"No, nope, no one is helping me out at all Mom. No, I'm not gonna call Jan. She'd just worry... drive down here and make a big thing... Who told you that? No, it was mutual. What is Pam doing chatting with you?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4609,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Huh. Do you like candy?","text_w_direction":"Huh. Do you like candy?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4610,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"It's alright.","text_w_direction":"It's alright.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4611,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Cause you're sweeter than candy.","text_w_direction":"Cause you're sweeter than candy.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4612,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"What is wrong with you?","text_w_direction":"What is wrong with you? [Dwight pats Angela on the rear and runs away laughing]","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4613,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4614,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Wow, you just dive right into it.","text_w_direction":"Wow, you just dive right into it.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4615,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"You know, around age twelve, I just started goin' for it.","text_w_direction":"You know, around age twelve, I just started goin' for it.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4616,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No! Guh! OW! Awww, help, help me!","text_w_direction":"[loud noise in bathroom] No! Guh! OW! Awww, help, help me!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4617,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"What, what happened?","text_w_direction":"What, what happened?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4618,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I fell off the toilet. I'm caught between the toilet and the wall.","text_w_direction":"I fell off the toilet. I'm caught between the toilet and the wall.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4619,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"What do you need?","text_w_direction":"What do you need?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4620,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Ugh, not you. Someone else. Get Pam.","text_w_direction":"Ugh, not you. Someone else. Get Pam.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4621,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"I don't think Pam's gonna want to come into the men's room.","text_w_direction":"I don't think Pam's gonna want to come into the men's room.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4622,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Get Ryan. He needs to lift me. and he needs to clean me up a little bit. Bring a wet towel.","text_w_direction":"Get Ryan. He needs to lift me. [Ryan shakes his head] and he needs to clean me up a little bit. Bring a wet towel.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4623,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Ryan, is, uh, dead.","text_w_direction":"Ryan, is, uh, dead.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4624,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, he's not.","text_w_direction":"No, he's not.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4625,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Dead.","text_w_direction":"Dead.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4626,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I just saw him.","text_w_direction":"I just saw him.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4627,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"No. Can't, can't you just get up yourself? I... You only grilled your foot.","text_w_direction":"No. Can't, can't you just get up yourself? I... You only grilled your foot.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4628,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Ugh, forget it. I'll just get up myself. No! Uh, aaaahhh! Ah! Oh God!","text_w_direction":"Ugh, forget it. I'll just get up myself. No! Uh, aaaahhh! Ah! Oh God!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4629,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Do you think Dwight's bein' a little weird today?","text_w_direction":"Do you think Dwight's bein' a little weird today?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4630,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"No, he's actually been really nice and helpful.","text_w_direction":"No, he's actually been really nice and helpful.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4631,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"And that isn't weird?","text_w_direction":"And that isn't weird?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4632,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Wow...","text_w_direction":"Wow...","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4633,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Can I have everyone's attention please? Phyllis, Oscar, Ryan, who's supposed to be dead, can I ask you all a question? Do you all know what it's like to be disabled? Oscar?","text_w_direction":"Can I have everyone's attention please? Phyllis, Oscar, Ryan, who's supposed to be dead, can I ask you all a question? Do you all know what it's like to be disabled? Oscar?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4634,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Um, I had scoliosis as a girl.","text_w_direction":"Um, I had scoliosis as a girl.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4635,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, never heard of it. No, a real disability, not a woman's trouble.","text_w_direction":"No, never heard of it. No, a real disability, not a woman's trouble.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4636,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Creed","text":"When I was a teenager, I was in an iron lung.","text_w_direction":"When I was a teenager, I was in an iron lung.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4637,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Wuh, how, how old are you? Look, the point is, I am the only one here who has a legitimate disability, although I'm sure Stanley has had his fair share of obstacles.","text_w_direction":"Wuh, how, how old are you? Look, the point is, I am the only one here who has a legitimate disability, although I'm sure Stanley has had his fair share of obstacles.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4638,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"I'm not disabled and neither are you.","text_w_direction":"I'm not disabled and neither are you.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4639,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, what does this look like to you Stanley?!","text_w_direction":"Ok, [lifts up cooked foot] what does this look like to you Stanley?!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4640,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"Mailboxes, Etc.","text_w_direction":"Mailboxes, Etc.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4641,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Shuuut it, ok, well, well you know what, disabilities are not things to be laughed at or laughed about. You people are jerks. Imagine if you had left Stevie Wonder on the floor of that bathroom instead of me.","text_w_direction":"Shuuut it, ok, well, well you know what, disabilities are not things to be laughed at or laughed about. You people are jerks. Imagine if you had left Stevie Wonder on the floor of that bathroom instead of me.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4642,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh, we wouldn't. We love Stevie Wonder.","text_w_direction":"Oh, we wouldn't. We love Stevie Wonder.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4643,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I burned my foot!!! Ok, twenty minutes, conference room, everybody's in there!","text_w_direction":"[sigh] I burned my foot!!! Ok, twenty minutes, conference room, everybody's in there!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4644,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Dad?","text_w_direction":"[looking up at Creed] Dad?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4645,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"While we are waiting for our special guest to arrive, I wanted you all to take a look at a few of the many, many disabled icons who have contributed so much to our society.","text_w_direction":"While we are waiting for our special guest to arrive, I wanted you all to take a look at a few of the many, many disabled icons who have contributed so much to our society.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4646,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Quick question","text_w_direction":"Quick question","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4647,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Twice.","text_w_direction":"Twice.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4648,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Good question. Forrest Gump","text_w_direction":"Good question. Forrest Gump","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4649,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"I think that's from Big.","text_w_direction":"I think that's from Big.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4650,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I don't think so, no.","text_w_direction":"I don't think so, no.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4651,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Yeah, he's dancing on a piano with Robert Loggia.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, he's dancing on a piano with Robert Loggia.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4652,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"He grew into a man overnight. Rare disability, still works. A crossword puzzle Stanley, seriously, are you learning nothing here?","text_w_direction":"He grew into a man overnight. Rare disability, still works. [sigh] A crossword puzzle Stanley, seriously, are you learning nothing here?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4653,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"Uh hmmmm... .","text_w_direction":"Uh hmmmm... .","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4654,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What you mean uh hmmm... ?","text_w_direction":"What you mean uh hmmm... ?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4655,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"I mean I'm learning nothing.","text_w_direction":"I mean I'm learning nothing.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4656,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4657,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Billy Merchant","text":"Michael Scott, I'm looking for Michael Scott.","text_w_direction":"Michael Scott, I'm looking for Michael Scott.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4658,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, right in here, come on in.","text_w_direction":"Yes, right in here, come on in.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4659,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Billy Merchant","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4660,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"This, ladies and gentlemen, is our special guest.","text_w_direction":"This, ladies and gentlemen, is our special guest.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4661,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Billy Merchant","text":"Sorry I'm late. Someone parked in the handicapped parking space.","text_w_direction":"Sorry I'm late. Someone parked in the handicapped parking space.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4662,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Billy Merchant","text":"Hey everyone, I'm Billy Merchant, you may have seen me around here before, I'm the properties manager of this office park","text_w_direction":"Hey everyone, I'm Billy Merchant, you may have seen me around here before, I'm the properties manager of this office park","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4663,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You are so brave. You are so brave.","text_w_direction":"You are so brave. You are so brave.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4664,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Billy Merchant","text":"Thank you. Actually, I've been meaning to come by here for a long time...","text_w_direction":"Thank you. Actually, I've been meaning to come by here for a long time...","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4665,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"But it's hard for you! Right? Because you're in a wheelchair.","text_w_direction":"But it's hard for you! Right? Because you're in a wheelchair.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4666,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Billy Merchant","text":"No, I just have a lot of properties to manage.","text_w_direction":"No, I just have a lot of properties to manage.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4667,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Let me ask you something, how long does it take for you to do something simple, every day, like brush your teeth in the morning?","text_w_direction":"Let me ask you something, how long does it take for you to do something simple, every day, like brush your teeth in the morning?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4668,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Billy Merchant","text":"I don't know, like 30 seconds?","text_w_direction":"I don't know, like 30 seconds?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4669,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh my God, that's three times as long as it takes me.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, that's three times as long as it takes me.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4670,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"How did you get in your wheelchair?","text_w_direction":"How did you get in your wheelchair?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4671,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Billy Merchant","text":"This morning? Just like every other morning, just climbed on in.","text_w_direction":"This morning? Just like every other morning, just climbed on in. [Everyone laughs]","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4672,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, hey, hey, not funny! Not funny.","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey, hey, not funny! Not funny.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4673,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Billy Merchant","text":"Hey, hey, relax, just jokin around here.","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey, relax, just jokin around here.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4674,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well, that's good, he still has a sense of humor.","text_w_direction":"Well, that's good, he still has a sense of humor.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4675,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Billy Merchant","text":"Listen, I've actually used a chair since I was four years old. I don't really notice it anymore.","text_w_direction":"Listen, I've actually used a chair since I was four years old. I don't really notice it anymore.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4676,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well they notice it. Don't you? You notice it. It's the first thing you saw when he rolled in here, isn't it?","text_w_direction":"Well they notice it. Don't you? You notice it. It's the first thing you saw when he rolled in here, isn't it?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4677,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I want to clamp Michael's face in a George Foreman grill.","text_w_direction":"I want to clamp Michael's face in a George Foreman grill.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4678,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Billy Merchant","text":"So, there are just a couple things I want to remind everybody of...","text_w_direction":"So, there are just a couple things I want to remind everybody of...","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4679,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Ok...","text_w_direction":"Ok...","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4680,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Billy Merchant","text":"First is parking. You can't block the freight entrance with your car, even if your blinkers are on. Does anybody have any questions? Yes. Yeah? yes...","text_w_direction":"First is parking. You can't block the freight entrance with your car, even if your blinkers are on. Does anybody have any questions? [to Dwight, whose arms is raised] Yes. Yeah? yes...","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4681,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Dwight, you have your hand up.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, you have your hand up.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4682,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Ignore him. You know what? We're not that different, you and I. When I clamped my foot into a non-stick...","text_w_direction":"Ignore him. You know what? We're not that different, you and I. When I clamped my foot into a non-stick...","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4683,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Billy Merchant","text":"You know what Michael?","text_w_direction":"You know what Michael?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4684,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah...","text_w_direction":"Yeah...","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4685,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Billy Merchant","text":"Let me stop you right there.","text_w_direction":"Let me stop you right there.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4686,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4687,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Billy Merchant","text":"And leave.","text_w_direction":"And leave.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4688,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Did you see Born on the Fourth of July? I was under the impression that Billy would be more like that guy.","text_w_direction":"Did you see Born on the Fourth of July? I was under the impression that Billy would be more like that guy.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4689,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Billy Merchant","text":"What's wrong with that guy?","text_w_direction":"What's wrong with that guy?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4690,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"You mean today? He stepped on a George Foremen grill and he burned his foot.","text_w_direction":"You mean today? He stepped on a George Foremen grill and he burned his foot.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4691,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Billy Merchant","text":"No, not Michael. The moon-faced kid who crashed into the pole. He looks like he has a concussion.","text_w_direction":"No, not Michael. The moon-faced kid who crashed into the pole. He looks like he has a concussion.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4692,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"[popping his bubble wrap cast] Hey!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4693,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"I found the pudding cups you wanted in a gas station in Carbondale!","text_w_direction":"I found the pudding cups you wanted in a gas station in Carbondale!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4694,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You did it! Look at you, and with the plate and the napkin. Very nice. Thank you, Ryan.","text_w_direction":"You did it! Look at you, and with the plate and the napkin. Very nice. Thank you, Ryan.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4695,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"You are very welcome.","text_w_direction":"You are very welcome.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4696,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Did you get the yams?","text_w_direction":"Did you get the yams?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4697,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"No, the gas station in Carbondale did not have fresh yams!","text_w_direction":"No, the gas station in Carbondale did not have fresh yams!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4698,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, I'll just have the pudding.","text_w_direction":"[sigh] Ok, I'll just have the pudding.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4699,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"You sure?","text_w_direction":"You sure?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4700,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeh.","text_w_direction":"Yeh.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4701,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4702,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You know what? I feel better. Ryan brought me some chocolate pudding and his kindness healed my foot.","text_w_direction":"You know what? I feel better. Ryan brought me some chocolate pudding and his kindness healed my foot.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4703,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, baby, I am feelin' better. My body's literally healing itself. It is amazing what the human body is capable of when you have a powerful brain.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, baby, I am feelin' better. My body's literally healing itself. It is amazing what the human body is capable of when you have a powerful brain.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4704,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"I ground up four extra-strength aspirin and put them in Michael's pudding. I do the same thing with my dog to get him to take his heartworm medicine.","text_w_direction":"I ground up four extra-strength aspirin and put them in Michael's pudding. I do the same thing with my dog to get him to take his heartworm medicine.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4705,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, finally feel the blood coursing through my foot veins.","text_w_direction":"Uh, finally feel the blood coursing through my foot veins.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4706,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh, ugh, ohhhh...","text_w_direction":"[hits his head on his desk] Uh, ugh, ohhhh...","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4707,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, ok, I think we need to take him to the hospital because I'm pretty sure he has a concussion.","text_w_direction":"Uh, ok, I think we need to take him to the hospital because I'm pretty sure he has a concussion.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4708,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, now you feel some compassion for him.","text_w_direction":"Oh, now you feel some compassion for him.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4709,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"He needs to go right now, and you're his emergency contact. I think that you should go with him.","text_w_direction":"He needs to go right now, and you're his emergency contact. I think that you should go with him.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4710,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Why don't you go with him?","text_w_direction":"Why don't you go with him?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4711,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"I, barely know him...","text_w_direction":"I, barely know him...","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4712,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I want Michael to take me...","text_w_direction":"I want Michael to take me...","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4713,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I can't take you, I don't have my car and yours is all vomity.","text_w_direction":"I can't take you, I don't have my car and yours is all vomity.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4714,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"You can take my van!","text_w_direction":"You can take my van!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4715,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, ok, that's, great. No, I can't drive. Jim why don't you drive.","text_w_direction":"Oh, ok, that's, great. No, I can't drive. Jim why don't you drive.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4716,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Fine.","text_w_direction":"Fine.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4717,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"We'll go. I'm still recovering. So let's just, Ryan, could you get my coat please.","text_w_direction":"We'll go. I'm still recovering. So let's just, Ryan, could you get my coat please.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4718,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Slowly, slowly. Let's just get to the elevator.","text_w_direction":"Slowly, slowly. Let's just get to the elevator.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4719,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Choo choo choo choo choo choo...","text_w_direction":"Choo choo choo choo choo choo...","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4720,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"What are you doing? What, stop...","text_w_direction":"What are you doing? What, stop...","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4721,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Vietnam sounds.","text_w_direction":"Vietnam sounds.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4722,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Stop, stop, stop, stop.","text_w_direction":"[Dwight falls onto the couch] Stop, stop, stop, stop.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4723,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Tired...","text_w_direction":"Tired... [Jim grabs spray bottle from planter]","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4724,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"You can't lay down.","text_w_direction":"You can't lay down.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4725,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Want to take a rake... .","text_w_direction":"Want to take a rake... .","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4726,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Wake up.","text_w_direction":"Wake up. [sprays Dwight]","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4727,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Ahh!","text_w_direction":"Ahh!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4728,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Dwight, here, let me help you Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, here, let me help you Dwight.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4729,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I'm just gonna get...","text_w_direction":"I'm just gonna get...","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4730,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok, Pam, thanks.","text_w_direction":"Ok, Pam, thanks.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4731,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Get up, get up.","text_w_direction":"Get up, get up.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4732,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"You're the best.","text_w_direction":"You're the best.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4733,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4734,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Just keep him awake.","text_w_direction":"Just keep him awake.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4735,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"It smells like chicken soup.","text_w_direction":"It smells like chicken soup.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4736,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4737,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I have to go to the hospital.","text_w_direction":"I have to go to the hospital.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4738,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4739,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Where we going?","text_w_direction":"Where we going?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4740,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I just want to say goodbye ok?","text_w_direction":"I just want to say goodbye ok?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4741,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I'll be back, I mean...","text_w_direction":"I'll be back, I mean...","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4742,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Yes, I know, but it's gonna be different.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I know, but it's gonna be different.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4743,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4744,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"It's just hard to explain.","text_w_direction":"It's just hard to explain.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4745,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Aw, Pam, you're adorable","text_w_direction":"Aw, Pam, you're adorable [taps her nose]","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4746,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh my goodness!","text_w_direction":"Oh my goodness!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4747,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[giggles]","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4748,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Come here.","text_w_direction":"Come here.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4749,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, huggy hugs.","text_w_direction":"Oh, huggy hugs.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4750,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Shotgun!","text_w_direction":"Shotgun!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4751,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"You don't think you should sit in the back with Dwight?","text_w_direction":"You don't think you should sit in the back with Dwight?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4752,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. The first person to shout \"shotgun\" when you're within the sight of the car gets the front seat. That's how the game's played. There are no exceptions for someone with a concussion.","text_w_direction":"The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. The first person to shout \"shotgun\" when you're within the sight of the car gets the front seat. That's how the game's played. There are no exceptions for someone with a concussion.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4753,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, God, a mini-van. What is Meredith's problem?","text_w_direction":"Oh, God, a mini-van. What is Meredith's problem?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4754,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Well, I think she has a kid.","text_w_direction":"Well, I think she has a kid.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4755,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well, yeah she has one kid, no husband. She's not gonna find one driving this thing around.","text_w_direction":"Well, yeah she has one kid, no husband. She's not gonna find one driving this thing around.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4756,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Where are we going?","text_w_direction":"Where are we going?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4757,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Come on, get inside.","text_w_direction":"Come on, get inside.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4758,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Where are we going?","text_w_direction":"Where are we going?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4759,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"We're going to Chuck E. Cheese.","text_w_direction":"We're going to Chuck E. Cheese.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4760,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Chuck E. Cheese? Oh, God, I'm so sick of Chuck E. Cheese.","text_w_direction":"Chuck E. Cheese? Oh, God, I'm so sick of Chuck E. Cheese.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4761,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"We're going to the hospital, Michael.","text_w_direction":"We're going to the hospital, Michael.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4762,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I know, just sayin'.","text_w_direction":"I know, just sayin'.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4763,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight, what are you drinking?","text_w_direction":"Dwight, what are you drinking?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4764,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I found it under the seat.","text_w_direction":"I found it under the seat.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4765,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh my God, Dwight, put that down.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, Dwight, put that down.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4766,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm thirsty.","text_w_direction":"I'm thirsty.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4767,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Give the bottle to Michael","text_w_direction":"Give the bottle to Michael [sprays Dwight]","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4768,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4769,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Give the bottle to Michael!","text_w_direction":"Give the bottle to Michael!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4770,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm thirsty!","text_w_direction":"I'm thirsty!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4771,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Give it to me.","text_w_direction":"Give it to me.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4772,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4773,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight... You just keep your eyes on the road. Give me the bottle or you're fired.","text_w_direction":"Dwight... [to Jim] You just keep your eyes on the road. [to Dwight] Give me the bottle or you're fired.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4774,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"You can't fire me, I don't work in this van!","text_w_direction":"You can't fire me, I don't work in this van!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4775,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Give it to me Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Give it to me Dwight.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4776,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No. [takes a drink]","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4777,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Give me the bottle!!","text_w_direction":"Give me the bottle!!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4778,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Will you stop?","text_w_direction":"[to Michael] Will you stop?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4779,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Gimme the bottle, Dwight!","text_w_direction":"Gimme the bottle, Dwight!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4780,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Michael stop.","text_w_direction":"Michael stop.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4781,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Mmmmm...","text_w_direction":"[drinks] Mmmmm...","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4782,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Just give it!","text_w_direction":"Just give it!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4783,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Michael stop.","text_w_direction":"Michael stop. [sprays Michael, then Dwight]","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4784,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Stop, stop it! Stop spraying! Gimme the bottle!","text_w_direction":"Stop, stop it! Stop spraying! [Dwight whines] Gimme the bottle!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4785,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Stop","text_w_direction":"Stop [sprays Michael]","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4786,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"My eyes!","text_w_direction":"My eyes!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4787,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Stop spraying me! Gimme the bottle!","text_w_direction":"Stop spraying me! Gimme the bottle!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4788,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"My eyes!","text_w_direction":"My eyes!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4789,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight, what is your middle name.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, what is your middle name.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4790,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Danger.","text_w_direction":"Danger.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4791,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Something with a \"K\".","text_w_direction":"[sigh] Something with a \"K\".","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4792,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"It's Kurt. Wow, I am so sad that I know that.","text_w_direction":"It's Kurt. Wow, I am so sad that I know that.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4793,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What do I write under \"reason for visit\"?","text_w_direction":"What do I write under \"reason for visit\"?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4794,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Concussion. What did you write?","text_w_direction":"Concussion. [Michael scribbles something out] What did you write?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4795,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Nothing. I wrote \"bringing someone to the hospital\".","text_w_direction":"Nothing. I wrote \"bringing someone to the hospital\".","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4796,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"So you thought they meant your reason for coming to the hospital.","text_w_direction":"So you thought they meant your reason for coming to the hospital.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4797,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No... you know what Jim, this isn't about me anymore. I made a miraculous recovery, which is more than I can say for him.","text_w_direction":"No... you know what Jim, this isn't about me anymore. I made a miraculous recovery, which is more than I can say for him. [Dwight falls towards Jim]","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4798,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Come on Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Come on Dwight. [sprays Dwight]","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4799,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Hi Michael!","text_w_direction":"Hi Michael!","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4800,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hi Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Hi Dwight.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4801,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Ahhh. Mweehaa","text_w_direction":"Ahhh. Mweehaa","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4802,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Doctor, what is more serious, a head injury or a foot injury?","text_w_direction":"Doctor, what is more serious, a head injury or a foot injury?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4803,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Doctor","text":"A head injury.","text_w_direction":"A head injury.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4804,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well, you don't have all the information. The foot as been fairly severely burned and healed quickly, very quickly, actually like suspiciously quickly.","text_w_direction":"Well, you don't have all the information. The foot as been fairly severely burned and healed quickly, very quickly, actually like suspiciously quickly.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4805,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Doctor","text":"So, I'm ordering a CAT scan.","text_w_direction":"[to Dwight] So, I'm ordering a CAT scan.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4806,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"What is that?","text_w_direction":"What is that?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4807,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Look since you have the machine up and running, can I just stick my foot, we take a look?","text_w_direction":"Look since you have the machine up and running, can I just stick my foot, we take a look?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4808,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Doctor","text":"Well, for a burn, you really just need to look at the outside of the foot.","text_w_direction":"Well, for a burn, you really just need to look at the outside of the foot.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4809,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, what kinda machine is that?","text_w_direction":"Ok, what kinda machine is that?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4810,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Doctor","text":"Does the skin look red and swollen?","text_w_direction":"Does the skin look red and swollen?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4811,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"That's what she said.","text_w_direction":"That's what she said.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4812,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"That's my joke, damnit Dwight.","text_w_direction":"That's my joke, damnit Dwight.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4813,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Lab Tech","text":"Ok, no electronics past this point. Camera, sound equipment...","text_w_direction":"Ok, no electronics past this point. Camera, sound equipment...","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4814,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"It's ok, they're with me.","text_w_direction":"It's ok, they're with me.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4815,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Lab Tech","text":"No metal of any kind.","text_w_direction":"No metal of any kind.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4816,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Alright, well, I guess this is where we leave you off.","text_w_direction":"Alright, well, I guess this is where we leave you off.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4817,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't want to do this.","text_w_direction":"I don't want to do this.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4818,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, well you should of thought of before you crashed your head on your way to pick me up. We'll, see you when you get out.","text_w_direction":"Uh, well you should of thought of before you crashed your head on your way to pick me up. We'll, see you when you get out.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4819,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4820,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Fine. Fine.","text_w_direction":"Fine. Fine.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4821,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.","text_w_direction":"Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4822,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Dunder Mifflin, this is Jim.","text_w_direction":"Dunder Mifflin, this is Jim.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4823,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh my God, what is going on, is Dwight ok?","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, what is going on, is Dwight ok?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4824,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Uh hmm, he should be fine, but, uh, they brought him in for a CAT scan.","text_w_direction":"Uh hmm, he should be fine, but, uh, they brought him in for a CAT scan.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4825,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I can't believe he's getting a CAT scan.","text_w_direction":"I can't believe he's getting a CAT scan.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4826,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Michael went in there with him too. It's pretty sweet.","text_w_direction":"Michael went in there with him too. It's pretty sweet.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4827,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Really? Michael went in with him?","text_w_direction":"Really? Michael went in with him?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4828,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Uh huh.","text_w_direction":"Uh huh.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4829,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4830,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"But they shouldn't be much longer now, so we'll be back soon.","text_w_direction":"But they shouldn't be much longer now, so we'll be back soon.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4831,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Ok, that's uh, good news Uh, yeah, no I'll let you go.","text_w_direction":"Ok, that's uh, good news [Pam sees Angela eavesdropping] Uh, yeah, no I'll let you go.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4832,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4833,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Ok. Bye.","text_w_direction":"Ok. Bye.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4834,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Bye.","text_w_direction":"Bye.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4835,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, Oscar?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Oscar?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4836,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"What's up, Pam?","text_w_direction":"What's up, Pam?","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4837,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I just wanted to let you that Dwight's gonna be ok. The doctor said there's a really simple treatment for a concussion, so he'll probably even be back at work tomorrow.","text_w_direction":"I just wanted to let you that Dwight's gonna be ok. The doctor said there's a really simple treatment for a concussion, so he'll probably even be back at work tomorrow.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4838,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Ok...","text_w_direction":"Ok...","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4839,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I just, uh, thought you'd want to know that.","text_w_direction":"I just, uh, thought you'd want to know that.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4840,"season":2,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Injury","director":"Bryan Gordon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Lab Tech","text":"Ok Mr. Schrute, inhale with me on three. One, two, uh Sir? Stop that. Stop. Stop that.","text_w_direction":"Ok Mr. Schrute, inhale with me on three. One, two, uh Sir? [Michael tries to put his leg in the scanner] Stop that. Stop. Stop that.","imdb_rating":9,"total_votes":3282,"air_date":"2006-01-12"}
{"index":4841,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Not much what's up with you?","text_w_direction":"Not much what's up with you?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4842,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, I can not believe I fell for that. Oh, my God.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I can not believe I fell for that. [laughing] Oh, my God.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4843,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Ah, ah, ah, what? What? Where's the funny? Give it to me.","text_w_direction":"Ah, ah, ah, what? What? Where's the funny? Give it to me.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4844,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Umm, is it me or does it smell like up-dog in here?","text_w_direction":"Umm, is it me or does it smell like up-dog in here?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4845,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"What's up-dog?","text_w_direction":"What's up-dog?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4846,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Nothin' much what's up with you?","text_w_direction":"Nothin' much what's up with you?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4847,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, oh, wow! I walked right into that. Oh, that's brilliant!","text_w_direction":"Oh, oh, wow! I walked right into that. Oh, that's brilliant!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4848,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, Stanley, is that jacket make of up-dog?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Stanley, is that jacket make of up-dog?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4849,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Stanley","text":"I'm on the phone.","text_w_direction":"I'm on the phone.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4850,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Mmm, what flavour coffee is that? Up-dog?","text_w_direction":"Mmm, what flavour coffee is that? Up-dog?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4851,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"What's that?","text_w_direction":"What's that?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4852,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know, nothin', what's up with you?","text_w_direction":"I don't know, nothin', what's up with you?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4853,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"Huh?","text_w_direction":"Huh?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4854,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"No, damn it!","text_w_direction":"[low] No, damn it!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4855,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"What does that mean?","text_w_direction":"What does that mean?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4856,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"What does what mean?","text_w_direction":"What does what mean?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4857,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"The thing you just said?","text_w_direction":"The thing you just said?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4858,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Just forget it.","text_w_direction":"Just forget it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4859,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight! Hey is it me or does this place smell like up-dog?","text_w_direction":"Dwight! Hey is it me or does this place smell like up-dog?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4860,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"What's up-dog?","text_w_direction":"What's up-dog?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4861,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Gotcha! Oh, God. Crap! Nothin' how ya doing?","text_w_direction":"Gotcha! [laughing] Oh, God. [low] Crap! Nothin' how ya doing?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4862,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Good. How are you doing?","text_w_direction":"Good. How are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4863,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"So close.","text_w_direction":"[mouthing] So close.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4864,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Damn it.","text_w_direction":"[low] Damn it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4865,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Today is spring cleaning day here at Dunder Mifflin. And yes I know its January. I am not an idiot. But, if you do your Spring cleaning in January; guess what you don't have to do in the spring? Anything. They say a cluttered desk means a cluttered mind. Well I say that an empty desk means a...","text_w_direction":"Today is spring cleaning day here at Dunder Mifflin. And yes I know its January. I am not an idiot. But, if you do your Spring cleaning in January; guess what you don't have to do in the spring? Anything. They say a cluttered desk means a cluttered mind. Well I say that an empty desk means a...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4866,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Empty mind.","text_w_direction":"Empty mind.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4867,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"No, that's not... no, that's not what I was going to say.","text_w_direction":"No, that's not... no, that's not what I was going to say.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4868,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Meredith, men's room. Make sure you replace the urinal cakes. They're worn down. Kevin file drawers. Angela kitchen. Oscar dusting. Where is Oscar?","text_w_direction":"Meredith, men's room. Make sure you replace the urinal cakes. They're worn down. Kevin file drawers. Angela kitchen. Oscar dusting. Where is Oscar?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4869,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"He's out sick.","text_w_direction":"He's out sick.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4870,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"That's unacceptable.","text_w_direction":"That's unacceptable.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4871,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"I agree it's unacceptable.","text_w_direction":"I agree it's unacceptable. [longing look]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4872,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"Whhh... What are you guys doing?","text_w_direction":"Whhh... What are you guys doing?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4873,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4874,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4875,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Oscar is out sick.","text_w_direction":"Oscar is out sick.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4876,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"On a Friday?","text_w_direction":"On a Friday? [Dwight nods]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4877,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Can I do some of the talking?","text_w_direction":"Can I do some of the talking?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4878,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I will do all the talking.","text_w_direction":"I will do all the talking.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4879,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok, let him know that I'm here.","text_w_direction":"Ok, let him know that I'm here.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4880,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Oscar","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4881,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"What difference does it make whether your here?","text_w_direction":"What difference does it make whether your here?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4882,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Oscar","text":"Hello?","text_w_direction":"Hello?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4883,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Hi, Oscar its Michael.","text_w_direction":"Hi, Oscar its Michael.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4884,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"And Dwight.","text_w_direction":"And Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4885,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Yechh, yeah, um, heard you were under the weather?","text_w_direction":"Yechh, yeah, um, heard you were under the weather?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4886,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Oscar","text":"Yeah I think I came down with the flu.","text_w_direction":"Yeah I think I came down with the flu.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4887,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Really? Oh, that is a shame. You know it's cleaning day here today? Could have used some of that famous Hispanic cleaning ethic.","text_w_direction":"Really? Oh, that is a shame. You know it's cleaning day here today? Could have used some of that famous Hispanic cleaning ethic.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4888,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Oscar","text":"Yeah, I feel terrible about it.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I feel terrible about it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4889,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Ask him his symptoms. I'm on Web M.D.","text_w_direction":"Ask him his symptoms. I'm on Web M.D.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4890,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"What are your symptoms?","text_w_direction":"What are your symptoms?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4891,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Oscar","text":"I have the chills.","text_w_direction":"I have the chills.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4892,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Umm, hmmm.","text_w_direction":"Umm, hmmm.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4893,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Oscar","text":"I feel nauseous and my heads killing.","text_w_direction":"I feel nauseous and my heads killing.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4894,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Checks out.","text_w_direction":"Checks out.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4895,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Oscar","text":"Michael is there anything you need from me? I'd like to go back to bed.","text_w_direction":"Michael is there anything you need from me? I'd like to go back to bed.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4896,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I need you to go back to bed. I need you to get better. See you Monday. Unless you're still sick. So have a great long weekend.","text_w_direction":"I need you to go back to bed. I need you to get better. See you Monday. Unless you're still sick. So have a great long weekend.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4897,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Oscar","text":"I'll just be sleep---","text_w_direction":"I'll just be sleep--- [Michael hangs up the phone before Oscar can finish]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4898,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok. First impressions?","text_w_direction":"Ok. First impressions?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4899,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"He sounded sick.","text_w_direction":"He sounded sick.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4900,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Which is exactly how you'd wanna sound like if you wanted someone to think you were sick.","text_w_direction":"Which is exactly how you'd wanna sound like if you wanted someone to think you were sick.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4901,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"That's exactly what I was thinking.","text_w_direction":"That's exactly what I was thinking.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4902,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Question? May I investigate?","text_w_direction":"Question? May I investigate?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4903,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. Drop what you're doing. Make this a priority. Because an office can't function efficiently unless people are at their desks doing their jobs.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Drop what you're doing. Make this a priority. Because an office can't function efficiently unless people are at their desks doing their jobs.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4904,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"I bought my veil.","text_w_direction":"I bought my veil.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4905,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh my God! That is so exciting! Can I be a bridesmaid?","text_w_direction":"Oh my God! That is so exciting! Can I be a bridesmaid?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4906,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Ummm...","text_w_direction":"Ummm...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4907,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"Listen, you don't have to answer now. But how are you going to do your hair?","text_w_direction":"Listen, you don't have to answer now. But how are you going to do your hair?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4908,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Ok. I was thinking about wearing it down. Kind of like, I don't know, like loose with big curls and...","text_w_direction":"Ok. I was thinking about wearing it down. Kind of like, I don't know, like loose with big curls and...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4909,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"You'd look like an angel. I'm seriously going to cry.","text_w_direction":"You'd look like an angel. I'm seriously going to cry.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4910,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Wowweee. Mikey likey. Why don't you wear your hair like that all the time. It's much sexier. Man, this must be torture for you.","text_w_direction":"Wowweee. Mikey likey. Why don't you wear your hair like that all the time. It's much sexier. [Pam puts hair back up] [Michael walks by Jim] Man, this must be torture for you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4911,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. On the booze cruise I told Michael about some feelings I used to have for Pam. I had just broken up with Katy and had a couple drinks. And I confided in the world's worst confidant.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. On the booze cruise I told Michael about some feelings I used to have for Pam. I had just broken up with Katy and had a couple drinks. And I confided in the world's worst confidant.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4912,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Hey Michael.","text_w_direction":"Hey Michael.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4913,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Hey Jim-bag.","text_w_direction":"Hey Jim-bag.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4914,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Remember that thing I told you on the booze cruise about Pam? That... was... personal so if we can just keep that between you and me. That would be great.","text_w_direction":"Remember that thing I told you on the booze cruise about Pam? That... was... personal so if we can just keep that between you and me. That would be great.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4915,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4916,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Umm, hmm.","text_w_direction":"Umm, hmm.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4917,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Who else knows?","text_w_direction":"Who else knows?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4918,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Nobody.","text_w_direction":"Nobody.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4919,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Wow!","text_w_direction":"Wow!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4920,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Jim and I are great friends. We hang out a ton, mostly at work. But, the fact that he told me his secret and no one else knows says everything about our friendship. And it is why, I intend on keeping that secret for as long as I possibly can.","text_w_direction":"Jim and I are great friends. We hang out a ton, mostly at work. But, the fact that he told me his secret and no one else knows says everything about our friendship. And it is why, I intend on keeping that secret for as long as I possibly can.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4921,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"My lips are sealed. My lips are sealed... Bangles.","text_w_direction":"My lips are sealed. [singing] My lips are sealed... Bangles.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4922,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Alright. Great. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Alright. Great. Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4923,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Can you hear me, they talk about us...","text_w_direction":"[singing] Can you hear me, they talk about us...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4924,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Listen Temp. I am conducting a little investigation so I'm no longer going to be able to head up spring cleaning. Do you think you can handle it?","text_w_direction":"Listen Temp. I am conducting a little investigation so I'm no longer going to be able to head up spring cleaning. Do you think you can handle it?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4925,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah, I think I can handle it.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I think I can handle it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4926,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Do you think? Or do you know?","text_w_direction":"Do you think? Or do you know?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4927,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"I think.","text_w_direction":"I think.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4928,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh God, here.","text_w_direction":"[low] Oh God, here.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4929,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, whatcha gettin'?","text_w_direction":"Hey, whatcha gettin'?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4930,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"I'm going with grape.","text_w_direction":"I'm going with grape.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4931,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Ah, good stuff, good stuff. Did you see the game last night?","text_w_direction":"Ah, good stuff, good stuff. Did you see the game last night?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4932,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Which one?","text_w_direction":"Which one?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4933,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Any of em? So, uh, what's the 411? Any news on the \"P\" situation?","text_w_direction":"Any of em? So, uh, what's the 411? Any news on the \"P\" situation?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4934,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"I don't know what you mean.","text_w_direction":"I don't know what you mean.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4935,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"P-A-M. P-A","text_w_direction":"P-A-M. P-A","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4936,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, uh, ok.","text_w_direction":"Uh, uh, ok.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4937,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"No it's okay, we're talking code.","text_w_direction":"No it's okay, we're talking code.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4938,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Stanley","text":"What is?","text_w_direction":"What is?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4939,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Listen Stanley. How long does it take you to pick out a soda?","text_w_direction":"Listen Stanley. How long does it take you to pick out a soda?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4940,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"I'm going to take off actually.","text_w_direction":"I'm going to take off actually.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4941,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Alright, well, cool. Still deciding?","text_w_direction":"Alright, well, cool. [Michael walks by Jim] Still deciding?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4942,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Stanley","text":"Hmm?","text_w_direction":"Hmm?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4943,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Peach iced tea. You're going to hate it.","text_w_direction":"[Michael presses a button for Stanley] Peach iced tea. You're going to hate it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4944,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey Oscar how ya doin'? Dwight Schrute calling. Listen a little question for you, buddy. I called six minutes ago and no one answered. So I was wondering if you could explain. Oh, I see, so. Sounds like you're too sick to come into work but your well enough to go to the pharmacy.","text_w_direction":"Hey Oscar how ya doin'? Dwight Schrute calling. Listen a little question for you, buddy. I called six minutes ago and no one answered. So I was wondering if you could explain. Oh, I see, so. Sounds like you're too sick to come into work but your well enough to go to the pharmacy.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4945,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"There are several different ways to tell if a perp is lying. The liar will avoid direct eye contact. The liar will cover part of his or her face with his hands, especially the mouth. The liar will perspire. Unfortunately I spoke to Oscar on the phone so none of this is useful.","text_w_direction":"There are several different ways to tell if a perp is lying. The liar will avoid direct eye contact. The liar will cover part of his or her face with his hands, especially the mouth. The liar will perspire. Unfortunately I spoke to Oscar on the phone so none of this is useful.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4946,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"It's Grrrrrrape! Soda.","text_w_direction":"It's Grrrrrrape! Soda.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4947,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Tony the tiger. You don't hear that much any more.","text_w_direction":"Tony the tiger. You don't hear that much any more.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4948,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Not so much.","text_w_direction":"Not so much.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4949,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok, what is going on here?","text_w_direction":"Ok, what is going on here?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4950,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Nothing.","text_w_direction":"Nothing.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4951,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, really nothing? Fact","text_w_direction":"Oh, really nothing? Fact","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4952,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Fact","text_w_direction":"Fact","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4953,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok. So what is the secret Michael?","text_w_direction":"Ok. So what is the secret Michael?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4954,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Um, I had asked Michael if I could head up the Oscar investigation and he said that only Dwight was capable of handling such sensitive material.","text_w_direction":"Um, I had asked Michael if I could head up the Oscar investigation and he said that only Dwight was capable of handling such sensitive material.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4955,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Is that true?","text_w_direction":"Is that true?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4956,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Um, I don't know, yeah, yeah, yeah it is.","text_w_direction":"Um, I don't know, yeah, yeah, yeah it is.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4957,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you Michael. I know your telling the truth.","text_w_direction":"Thank you Michael. I know your telling the truth.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4958,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4959,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"I can tell. I won't let you down.","text_w_direction":"I can tell. I won't let you down.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4960,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Good.","text_w_direction":"Good.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4961,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4962,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Whooo, nice. That was, that was slick. What are you doin' for lunch?","text_w_direction":"Whooo, nice. That was, that was slick. What are you doin' for lunch?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4963,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"I don't know probably just gonna eat my ham and cheese sandwich in the break room.","text_w_direction":"I don't know probably just gonna eat my ham and cheese sandwich in the break room.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4964,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Oh nonsense, no way, no. Why don't, why don't I take you out to lunch? My treat.","text_w_direction":"Oh nonsense [lifts leg and puts it on Jim's desk], no way, no. Why don't, why don't I take you out to lunch? My treat.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4965,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"No, that's alright, thank you though. It's, I, gotta do some cleaning, should probably stick around here.","text_w_direction":"No, that's alright, thank you though. It's, I, gotta do some cleaning, should probably stick around here.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4966,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Hey you know what we could do? We could spread out a blanket in the break room. Have a little picnic order some 'za. Talk about you know who.","text_w_direction":"Hey you know what we could do? We could spread out a blanket in the break room. Have a little picnic order some 'za. Talk about you know who.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4967,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, ah, no but no. You know what let's go out. That was a good idea. Let's go out.","text_w_direction":"Oh, ah, no but no. You know what let's go out. That was a good idea. Let's go out.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4968,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I know just he place.","text_w_direction":"I know just he place.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4969,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Oh man, you should order milk. Get it?","text_w_direction":"[at Hooters] Oh man, you should order milk. Get it?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4970,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Why do I like Hooters? Well I will give you two reasons, the boobs and the hot wings.","text_w_direction":"Why do I like Hooters? Well I will give you two reasons, the boobs and the hot wings.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4971,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, here we go, here we go. Bogy at 3 o'clock. Hi.","text_w_direction":"Oh, here we go, here we go. Bogy at 3 o'clock. Hi.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4972,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dana","text":"Hey I'm Dana. Welcome to Hooters.","text_w_direction":"Hey I'm Dana. Welcome to Hooters.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4973,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"We're not worthy. We're not worthy. Hello Dana, I am Michael and this is Jim and we are brothers.","text_w_direction":"We're not worthy. We're not worthy. Hello Dana, I am Michael and this is Jim and we are brothers.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4974,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Nope we're not brothers.","text_w_direction":"Nope we're not brothers.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4975,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I'm his boss actually. And I treat him well. I'm taking him out to lunch cause I can afford it and he can have whatever he wants.","text_w_direction":"I'm his boss actually. And I treat him well. I'm taking him out to lunch cause I can afford it and he can have whatever he wants.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4976,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Can I just have the ham and cheese sandwich, thanks.","text_w_direction":"Can I just have the ham and cheese sandwich, thanks.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4977,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dana","text":"And for you?","text_w_direction":"And for you?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4978,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Tell me Dana, how is your chicken breast?","text_w_direction":"Tell me Dana, how is your chicken breast?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4979,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dana","text":"Oh, it's great. It's served with our world famous wing sauce.","text_w_direction":"Oh, it's great. It's served with our world famous wing sauce.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4980,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Mmmm, sounds yummy. I will have a chicken breast hold the chicken.","text_w_direction":"Mmmm, sounds yummy. I will have a chicken breast hold the chicken. [Giggles]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4981,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dana","text":"Is that what you really want?","text_w_direction":"Is that what you really want?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4982,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"No, I'm gonna have the gourmet hot dog.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm gonna have the gourmet hot dog.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4983,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dana","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4984,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Who took all the black ones?","text_w_direction":"Who took all the black ones?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4985,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"That's a communal bowl.","text_w_direction":"That's a communal bowl.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4986,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"So, how did Oscar sound when he called in?","text_w_direction":"So, how did Oscar sound when he called in?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4987,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Sick, like lots of sniffling. I don't know.","text_w_direction":"Sick, like lots of sniffling. I don't know.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4988,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Sniffling how?","text_w_direction":"Sniffling how?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4989,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Umm. How many different ways are there to sniffle?","text_w_direction":"Umm. How many different ways are there to sniffle?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4990,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Three.","text_w_direction":"Three.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4991,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Ok, it was the second one.","text_w_direction":"Ok, it was the second one.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4992,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok, good, thank you. That wasn't so hard now was it?","text_w_direction":"Ok, good, thank you. That wasn't so hard now was it?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4993,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Nuh-uh.","text_w_direction":"Nuh-uh.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4994,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"What do you like best about Pam?","text_w_direction":"What do you like best about Pam?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4995,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, I really don't want to talk about it.","text_w_direction":"Uh, I really don't want to talk about it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4996,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Is it her boobs, or...","text_w_direction":"Is it her boobs, or...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4997,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Um, she's easy to talk to I guess and she's got a really good sense of humor.","text_w_direction":"Um, she's easy to talk to I guess and she's got a really good sense of humor.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4998,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":4999,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Uh-huh.","text_w_direction":"Uh-huh.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5000,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Never get's any of my jokes.","text_w_direction":"Never get's any of my jokes.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5001,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"What about you?","text_w_direction":"What about you?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5002,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Her boobs, definitely.","text_w_direction":"Her boobs, definitely.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5003,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Wow, that's not what I meant.","text_w_direction":"Wow, that's not what I meant.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5004,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dana","text":"Here you go.","text_w_direction":"Here you go.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5005,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, thank you.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thank you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5006,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dana","text":"And I understand we have a birthday today.","text_w_direction":"And I understand we have a birthday today.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5007,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Ohhh happy birthday Jim!","text_w_direction":"Ohhh happy birthday Jim!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5008,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dana","text":"Ready girls? Front side.","text_w_direction":"Ready girls? Front side.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5009,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Hooter's Girls","text":"You put your front side in; you put your front side out. You put your front side in and shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about. Whoo, hoo!","text_w_direction":"You put your front side in; you put your front side out. You put your front side in and shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about. Whoo, hoo!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5010,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5011,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Woo! Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Woo! Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5012,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Thanks, thanks Dana.","text_w_direction":"Thanks, thanks Dana.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5013,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you very much.","text_w_direction":"Thank you very much.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5014,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Hilarious. Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hilarious. Hey.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5015,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"What did you guys talk about?","text_w_direction":"What did you guys talk about?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5016,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Just you know politics, literature.","text_w_direction":"[Holds up Hooters t-shirt] Just you know politics, literature.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5017,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"I hate you.","text_w_direction":"I hate you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5018,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Quick Oscar update. I have conducted interviews with everyone in the office.","text_w_direction":"Quick Oscar update. I have conducted interviews with everyone in the office.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5019,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Just go to his house and see if he's sick. I could have done this Investigation in like twenty minutes.","text_w_direction":"Just go to his house and see if he's sick. I could have done this Investigation in like twenty minutes.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5020,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Including prep time?","text_w_direction":"Including prep time?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5021,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Just do it.","text_w_direction":"Just do it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5022,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"If I had to I could clean out my desk in five seconds and nobody would ever know I had ever been here. And I'd forget too.","text_w_direction":"If I had to I could clean out my desk in five seconds and nobody would ever know I had ever been here. And I'd forget too.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5023,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Expenses.","text_w_direction":"[Michael messes up hair to look like Jim's] Expenses.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5024,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"Michael is that a wig?","text_w_direction":"Michael is that a wig?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5025,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"No. It's... I wear it like that sometimes. Is that a wig?","text_w_direction":"No. It's... I wear it like that sometimes. Is that a wig?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5026,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5027,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"This is from Hooters.","text_w_direction":"This is from Hooters.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5028,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, it's a business lunch.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it's a business lunch.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5029,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"Did Toby approve this?","text_w_direction":"Did Toby approve this?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5030,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"No he did not. I don't need his permission.","text_w_direction":"No he did not. I don't need his permission.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5031,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Toby","text":"You just got your corporate credit card back. Do you really want me to take it away again?","text_w_direction":"You just got your corporate credit card back. Do you really want me to take it away again?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5032,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Uhhh it's ridiculous. They took my card away because I spent $80 bucks at a magic shop. What they don't understand is that I bought the stuff to impress potential clients. So business related, right?","text_w_direction":"Uhhh it's ridiculous. They took my card away because I spent $80 bucks at a magic shop. What they don't understand is that I bought the stuff to impress potential clients. So business related, right?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5033,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I put a cigarette through a freakin' quarter. And you know what Toby? They almost bought from us.","text_w_direction":"I put a cigarette through a freakin' quarter. And you know what Toby? They almost bought from us.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5034,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Toby","text":"I'm not processing this.","text_w_direction":"I'm not processing this.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5035,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Look Jim needed a relaxing lunch, he has been depressed and it has been affecting his productivity. How is that not work related?","text_w_direction":"Look Jim needed a relaxing lunch, he has been depressed and it has been affecting his productivity. How is that not work related?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5036,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Toby","text":"He seems fine to me.","text_w_direction":"He seems fine to me.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5037,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"You're not his friend, you don't know. He is in love with a girl he works with who's engaged. So just cut me some slack. Please?","text_w_direction":"You're not his friend, you don't know. He is in love with a girl he works with who's engaged. So just cut me some slack. Please?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5038,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"Pam?","text_w_direction":"Pam?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5039,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phylis","text":"Angela who would you choose Jim or Roy?","text_w_direction":"Angela who would you choose Jim or Roy?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5040,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"It's nobody's business, Phyllis. Roy.","text_w_direction":"It's nobody's business, Phyllis. Roy.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5041,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"Jim has got it bad for Pam.","text_w_direction":"Jim has got it bad for Pam.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5042,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Creed","text":"Oh ho! Which one is Pam?","text_w_direction":"Oh ho! Which one is Pam?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5043,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"Well she's the... Hey Michael so do you think Jim will try to break up the wedding?","text_w_direction":"Well she's the... Hey Michael so do you think Jim will try to break up the wedding?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5044,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"You know what Kevin? Jim is a friend of mine, so the only people that this crush really concerns is Jim and Pam... and me.","text_w_direction":"You know what Kevin? Jim is a friend of mine, so the only people that this crush really concerns is Jim and Pam... and me.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5045,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"As a volunteer Sheriff's Deputy I have been doing surveillance for years. One time I suspected an ex-girlfriend of mine of cheating on me. So I tailed her for six straight nights. Turns out she was, with a couple of guys actually so... mystery solved.","text_w_direction":"As a volunteer Sheriff's Deputy I have been doing surveillance for years. One time I suspected an ex-girlfriend of mine of cheating on me. So I tailed her for six straight nights. Turns out she was, with a couple of guys actually so... mystery solved.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5046,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"Jim, why didn't you tell me you had a crush on Pam?","text_w_direction":"Jim, why didn't you tell me you had a crush on Pam?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5047,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Well the cats out of the bag. I used to have a crush on Pam and now I don't. Riveting.","text_w_direction":"Well the cats out of the bag. I used to have a crush on Pam and now I [hesitate] don't. Riveting.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5048,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"Nice... she is so hot.","text_w_direction":"Nice... she is so hot.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5049,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5050,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5051,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Did you find anything good in your desk?","text_w_direction":"Did you find anything good in your desk?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5052,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Ah, coupon for a free sandwich.","text_w_direction":"Ah, coupon for a free sandwich.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5053,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Score.","text_w_direction":"Score.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5054,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"It expired in August, and my cell phone charger from two years ago.","text_w_direction":"It expired in August, and my cell phone charger from two years ago.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5055,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Big day.","text_w_direction":"Big day.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5056,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Big day.","text_w_direction":"Big day.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5057,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Hey oh, listen, um, I told Michael on the booze cruise. It's so stupid. Um, I told Michael that I had had a crush on you when you first started here.","text_w_direction":"Hey oh, listen, um, I told Michael on the booze cruise. It's so stupid. Um, I told Michael that I had had a crush on you when you first started here.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5058,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5059,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Well I thought that, I figured you should hear it from me rather than, I mean you know Michael.","text_w_direction":"Well I thought that, I figured you should hear it from me rather than, I mean you know Michael.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5060,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Right.","text_w_direction":"Right.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5061,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"And seriously, it's totally not a big deal, ok? And when I found out you were engaged, I mean.","text_w_direction":"And seriously, it's totally not a big deal, ok? And when I found out you were engaged, I mean.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5062,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"No, I know, like, I kind of like, I thought that maybe you did when I first started.","text_w_direction":"No, I know, like, I kind of like, I thought that maybe you did when I first started.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5063,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Oh you did?","text_w_direction":"Oh you did?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5064,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"No, I mean, just 'cause we like got along so well.","text_w_direction":"No, I mean, just 'cause we like got along so well.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5065,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"No, no, you saw through me, great.","text_w_direction":"No, no, you saw through me, great.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5066,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"So are you going to be like totally awkward around me now?","text_w_direction":"So are you going to be like totally awkward around me now?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5067,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Oh yeah, yeah... hope that's okay.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah, yeah... hope that's okay.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5068,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Mmm, hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmm, hmm.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5069,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"And Pam it was like three years ago so I am totally over it.","text_w_direction":"And Pam it was like three years ago so I am totally over it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5070,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Cool.","text_w_direction":"Cool.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5071,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5072,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Stay low... This is it... There he is. He's been gone for at least two hours. Who is that? Come to Papa... Oh yes. Let's roll. I knew it! You are so busted. Ice skates, shopping bags? I think I know what's going on here. You weren't sick at all.","text_w_direction":"Stay low... This is it... There he is. He's been gone for at least two hours. Who is that? Come to Papa... Oh yes. Let's roll. I knew it! You are so busted. Ice skates, shopping bags? I think I know what's going on here. You weren't sick at all.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5073,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Gil","text":"Who's this?","text_w_direction":"Who's this?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5074,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"This is Dwight Schrute. Who is this?","text_w_direction":"This is Dwight Schrute. Who is this?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5075,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Gil","text":"Gil.","text_w_direction":"Gil.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5076,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Oscar","text":"Are you going to tell Michael?","text_w_direction":"Are you going to tell Michael?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5077,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"How bout this. I don't tell Michael and in exchange you owe me one great big giant favor. Redeemable by me at a time and place of my choosing.","text_w_direction":"How bout this. I don't tell Michael and in exchange you owe me one great big giant favor. Redeemable by me at a time and place of my choosing.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5078,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Guess what I found out about Oscar tonight? He was lying about being sick. Should I have reported Oscar's malfeasance. Hmm, probably, but now I know something he doesn't want me to know. So I can use his malfeasance to establish leverage. Otherwise, it's just malfeasance for malfeasanceses-ses sake.","text_w_direction":"Guess what I found out about Oscar tonight? He was lying about being sick. Should I have reported Oscar's malfeasance. Hmm, probably, but now I know something he doesn't want me to know. So I can use his malfeasance to establish leverage. Otherwise, it's just malfeasance for malfeasanceses-ses sake.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5079,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5080,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I know, I know, I know.","text_w_direction":"I know, I know, I know.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5081,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Umm, what happened?","text_w_direction":"Umm, what happened?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5082,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I, oh, just, um, I know I was trying to, expense reports. And then God, Toby, you know he just... I know. I'm just, I just hope that, I just hope that this doesn't affect our friendship! Stupid, this is so stupid.","text_w_direction":"I, oh, just, um, I know I was trying to, expense reports. And then God, Toby, you know he just... I know. I'm just, I just hope that, I just hope that [starts to get choked up] this doesn't affect our friendship! Stupid, this is so stupid.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5083,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, hey, wow, wow. Listen man it's, you know what. It's not a big deal.","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey, wow, wow. Listen man it's, you know what. It's not a big deal.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5084,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, I'm fine, no I know, I'm good, I'm good, it's just.","text_w_direction":"Ok, I'm fine, no I know, I'm good, I'm good, it's just.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5085,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Look its one day, everything's gonna be alright. No big deal. You good?","text_w_direction":"Look its one day, everything's gonna be alright. No big deal. You good?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5086,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah I'm good.","text_w_direction":"Yeah I'm good.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5087,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Good.","text_w_direction":"Good.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5088,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"Creed did you organize the menu book?","text_w_direction":"Creed did you organize the menu book?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5089,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Creed","text":"Oh, I thought that was more on a volunteer basis.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I thought that was more on a volunteer basis.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5090,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"No, that was mandatory.","text_w_direction":"No, that was mandatory.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5091,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Creed","text":"Oh, I thought it was a volunteer thing.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I thought it was a volunteer thing.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5092,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, here's your schedule for next week. Are you okay?","text_w_direction":"Hey, here's your schedule for next week. Are you okay?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5093,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah I'm fine. Look, about you and Jim.","text_w_direction":"Yeah I'm fine. Look, about you and Jim.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5094,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, no, that's, you don't have to.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, that's, you don't have to.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5095,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"No, I feel it's my responsibility as your boss slash friend.","text_w_direction":"No, I feel it's my responsibility as your boss slash friend.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5096,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"No, really, it's okay. I know that Jim had, like a crush on me when he first started. But that was a long time ago, so.","text_w_direction":"No, really, it's okay. I know that Jim had, like a crush on me when he first started. But that was a long time ago, so.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5097,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"It wasn't that long ago. It was on the booze cruise.","text_w_direction":"It wasn't that long ago. It was on the booze cruise.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5098,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Jim had a crush on me on the booze cruise or he told you about it on the booze cruise?","text_w_direction":"Jim had a crush on me on the booze cruise or he told you about it on the booze cruise?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5099,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Yehhh, okay, shuuttt it Michael. I'm done. That's it. I'm out.","text_w_direction":"Yehhh, okay, shuuttt it Michael. I'm done. That's it. I'm out.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5100,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Ready?","text_w_direction":"Ready?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5101,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5102,"season":2,"episode":13,"episode_name":"The Secret","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"People are always coming to me. \"Michael, I have a secret. Your the only one I trust.\" No thanks, because keeping a secret can only lead to trouble. Like I was watching Cinemax last weekend. This movie, Portrait of a... Prostitute something. Secrets of a Call... More Secrets of a Call Girl. And the lead character, Shila, is framed for murder. She goes on the run and winds up working at a bordello in Malibu. I don't, I don't want to live like that. I like it here. I don't want to be Shila, I like being Michael Scott.","text_w_direction":"People are always coming to me. \"Michael, I have a secret. Your the only one I trust.\" No thanks, because keeping a secret can only lead to trouble. Like I was watching Cinemax last weekend. This movie, Portrait of a... Prostitute something. Secrets of a Call... More Secrets of a Call Girl. And the lead character, Shila, is framed for murder. She goes on the run and winds up working at a bordello in Malibu. I don't, I don't want to live like that. I like it here. I don't want to be Shila, I like being Michael Scott.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2363,"air_date":"2006-01-19"}
{"index":5103,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"[catching Jim looking at him at Pam's desk] What?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5104,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, nothing.","text_w_direction":"Oh, nothing.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5105,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Pam's on vacation and she gets back tomorrow, so it'll be nice to see her. It'll be nice, and, uh, she set a date for the wedding with Roy. Uh... June. Summer. So, that'll be nice. And that's that.","text_w_direction":"Pam's on vacation and she gets back tomorrow, so it'll be nice to see her. It'll be nice, and, uh, she set a date for the wedding with Roy. Uh... June. Summer. So, that'll be nice. And that's that.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5106,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"[again catching Jim looking at him] What?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5107,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, nothing.","text_w_direction":"Oh, nothing.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5108,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Jim's been looking at me kind of a lot all week. I would be creeped out by it, but it's nothing compared to the way Michael looks at me.","text_w_direction":"Jim's been looking at me kind of a lot all week. I would be creeped out by it, but it's nothing compared to the way Michael looks at me.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5109,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Spamster!","text_w_direction":"Spamster!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5110,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Um, Pam plus Spam plus...?","text_w_direction":"Um, Pam plus Spam plus...?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5111,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hamster.","text_w_direction":"Hamster.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5112,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Right.","text_w_direction":"Right.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5113,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Welcome back! How was your vacation?","text_w_direction":"Welcome back! How was your vacation?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5114,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"It was great.","text_w_direction":"It was great.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5115,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5116,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Mm-hm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hm.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5117,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Did you get lucky? Oh! Boink!","text_w_direction":"Did you get lucky? Oh! Boink!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5118,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Roy and I just got back from the Poconos. I get ten vacation days a year, and I try to hold off taking them for as long as possible, and this year I got to the third week in January.","text_w_direction":"Roy and I just got back from the Poconos. I get ten vacation days a year, and I try to hold off taking them for as long as possible, and this year I got to the third week in January.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5119,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I am Pam. Spicoli guy. Oh, God. Names, numbers. Okay. Whoa! God! Yuck, yuck. Yuck. Yuck!","text_w_direction":"I am Pam. Spicoli guy. Oh, God. Names, numbers. Okay. [walking into office] Whoa! God! Yuck, yuck. Yuck. Yuck!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5120,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5121,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Wow! What happened in there?","text_w_direction":"Wow! What happened in there?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5122,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5123,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"There is stink in there, my God! What is... what is that?","text_w_direction":"There is stink in there, my God! What is... what is that?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5124,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Oh... I don't know.","text_w_direction":"[looking at pile on Michel's carpet] Oh... I don't know.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5125,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Is it a bird?","text_w_direction":"Is it a bird?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5126,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"No, I don't think it's a bird.","text_w_direction":"No, I don't think it's a bird.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5127,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, God! How could that happen? How could... right in the middle of the carpet.","text_w_direction":"Oh, God! How could that happen? How could... right in the middle of the carpet.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5128,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"What's goin' on?","text_w_direction":"What's goin' on?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5129,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Um, somebody vomited right in the middle of the carpet in my office.","text_w_direction":"Um, somebody vomited right in the middle of the carpet in my office.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5130,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"I don't think that's vomit.","text_w_direction":"[taking a look] I don't think that's vomit.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5131,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Check it out.","text_w_direction":"Check it out.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5132,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Me?","text_w_direction":"Me?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5133,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Check it out. Don't be a wuss, just get... no, I'm not holding your coffee.","text_w_direction":"Check it out. Don't be a wuss, just get... no, I'm not holding your coffee.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5134,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, that's ridiculous.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that's ridiculous.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5135,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"What is it?","text_w_direction":"What is it?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5136,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael. [tapping on door]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5137,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"What is it? No, just tell me what it is.","text_w_direction":"What is it? No, just tell me what it is.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5138,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Michael, I ... I ... I gotta get outta here. I can't hold my breath that long.","text_w_direction":"[pounding on door] Michael, I ... I ... I gotta get outta here. I can't hold my breath that long.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5139,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Open the door up!","text_w_direction":"Open the door up!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5140,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"It smelled terrible.","text_w_direction":"It smelled terrible.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5141,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam and others","text":"Phew. Oh! No, mm-mm.","text_w_direction":"[after going in to check out the smell] Phew. Oh! No, mm-mm. [leaving quickly]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5142,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I cannot believe a pipe burst and left that in there.","text_w_direction":"I cannot believe a pipe burst and left that in there.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5143,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"That's no burst pipe.","text_w_direction":"That's no burst pipe.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5144,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"How do you know that? What is it, then?","text_w_direction":"How do you know that? What is it, then?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5145,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"Hi guys. Somebody makin' soup?","text_w_direction":"Hi guys. Somebody makin' soup?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5146,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Here she comes. All cleaned? Great.","text_w_direction":"[as cleaning lady with mask leaves] Here she comes. All cleaned? Great. [walks into office]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5147,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"It's still stinky.","text_w_direction":"[coughing] It's still stinky.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5148,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"That is worse.","text_w_direction":"That is worse.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5149,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"She probably scrubbed it into the fibers of the carpet. Total permeation.","text_w_direction":"She probably scrubbed it into the fibers of the carpet. Total permeation.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5150,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I am a big Fear Factor fan. I'm a big fan of anything Joe Rogan does, actually, so this is sort of like my audition tape. Um... I can't stand it, I can't stay in here another second. No!","text_w_direction":"[while in his reeking office] I am a big Fear Factor fan. I'm a big fan of anything Joe Rogan does, actually, so this is sort of like my audition tape. Um... [clearing throat] I can't stand it [gets up to leave], I can't stay in here another second. No!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5151,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Hey! Welcome back!","text_w_direction":"Hey! Welcome back!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5152,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Thanks!","text_w_direction":"Thanks!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5153,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"So, how was the resort? Did you ski a lot?","text_w_direction":"So, how was the resort? Did you ski a lot?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5154,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"A little.","text_w_direction":"A little.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5155,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Good! What's goin' on here?","text_w_direction":"Good! What's goin' on here?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5156,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"What? I did not do that. That sounds disgusting.","text_w_direction":"What? I did not do that. That sounds disgusting.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5157,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"It wasn't me. Um... it wasn't me. It was not me.","text_w_direction":"[barely stifling laughter] It wasn't me. Um... it wasn't me. [regaining composure] It was not me.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5158,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh. Wow.","text_w_direction":"[smelling the stink] Oh. Wow.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5159,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"","text_w_direction":"[giggles at Roy]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5160,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hey Jim. I thought that we would be desk buddies while they changed my carpet.","text_w_direction":"[sitting at Jim's desk] Hey Jim. I thought that we would be desk buddies while they changed my carpet.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5161,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"That might be a little difficult with the one computer.","text_w_direction":"That might be a little difficult with the one computer.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5162,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh... It's ...","text_w_direction":"Oh... It's ...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5163,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"But there's definitely a desk open in the back.","text_w_direction":"But there's definitely a desk open in the back.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5164,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah ...","text_w_direction":"[reluctantly] Yeah ...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5165,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"...which I guess I'll be taking.","text_w_direction":"...which I guess I'll be taking.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5166,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no! Seriously, I don't mind sharing.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no! Seriously, I don't mind sharing.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5167,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"No, no, no, seriously, I'll be in the back.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, seriously, I'll be in the back.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5168,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, Kelly.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Kelly.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5169,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Are you moving back here?","text_w_direction":"Are you moving back here?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5170,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Um, just for the day while Michael's at my desk.","text_w_direction":"Um, just for the day while Michael's at my desk.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5171,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Because Toby used to sit there, but he had to move over there because of an allergy.","text_w_direction":"Because Toby used to sit there, but he had to move over there because of an allergy.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5172,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Allergy to... the desk?","text_w_direction":"Allergy to... the desk?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5173,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Weird.","text_w_direction":"[shaking head] Weird.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5174,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Old bullpen.","text_w_direction":"[putting his feet on desk] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Old bullpen.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5175,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Ha ha ha... the old bullpen.","text_w_direction":"[putting his feet on desk] Ha ha ha... the old bullpen.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5176,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Don't ape me.","text_w_direction":"Don't ape me.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5177,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5178,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"This is great.","text_w_direction":"This is great.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5179,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5180,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"The pressures of my office are insane.","text_w_direction":"The pressures of my office are insane.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5181,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Mm.","text_w_direction":"[agreeing] Mm.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5182,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I just... you couldn't understand, but man, you guys have it so easy out here, you know? I used to sit right here.","text_w_direction":"I just... you couldn't understand, but man, you guys have it so easy out here, you know? I used to sit right here.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5183,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"No way!","text_w_direction":"No way!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5184,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5185,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"And who had your office?","text_w_direction":"And who had your office?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5186,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Ed Truck. Ed Truck was the manager before me. Horrible. He hated fun. It was like, \"Oh, Ed Truck is walking toward us. Stop having fun. Start pretending to do work.\" What a jerk. He's... You know what? I swore to myself that if I ever got to walk around the room as manager, people would laugh when they saw me coming and would applaud as I walked away.","text_w_direction":"Ed Truck. [exclaiming is disgust] Ed Truck was the manager before me. Horrible. He hated fun. It was like, \"Oh, Ed Truck is walking toward us. Stop having fun. Start pretending to do work.\" What a jerk. He's... You know what? I swore to myself that if I ever got to walk around the room as manager, people would laugh when they saw me coming and would applaud as I walked away.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5187,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"I'm serious. My closet doors will not shut. I mean, it only takes so long to measure to make sure that clothes will hang up because aren't all hangers like that big? So I don't understand why the closet engineer didn't think of that. So now I'm doing this new thing where I just leave piles of clothes on the floor and then I walk around the piles to get an outfit...","text_w_direction":"[to Jim] I'm serious. My closet doors will not shut. I mean, it only takes so long to measure to make sure that clothes will hang up because aren't all hangers like that big? So I don't understand why the closet engineer didn't think of that. So now I'm doing this new thing where I just leave piles of clothes on the floor and then I walk around the piles to get an outfit...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5188,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You know who used to sit at that desk?","text_w_direction":"You know who used to sit at that desk?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5189,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"That guy Miles who quit to form his own company?","text_w_direction":"That guy Miles who quit to form his own company?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5190,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Mm-mm. Todd Packer.","text_w_direction":"Mm-mm. Todd Packer.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5191,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5192,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5193,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I thought he was out on the road.","text_w_direction":"I thought he was out on the road.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5194,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"He was, but, uh... that desk was empty. He'd come in and sit there sometimes.","text_w_direction":"He was, but, uh... that desk was empty. He'd come in and sit there sometimes.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5195,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Ah.","text_w_direction":"Ah.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5196,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"When I was in training, many years ago... not so long ago... I worked side-by-side with a fellow named Todd Packer, and together we rocked the office. Packer and I once spent the whole day with our pants off, and when people noticed, we convinced them that they were crazy.","text_w_direction":"When I was in training, many years ago... not so long ago... I worked side-by-side with a fellow named Todd Packer, and together we rocked the office [picture behind Michael falls]. Packer and I once spent the whole day with our pants off, and when people noticed, we convinced them that they were crazy.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5197,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.","text_w_direction":"I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5198,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Excuse me one second, please. What is it that you need right now that you can't wait until I'm off the phone with a customer?","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Excuse me one second, please. [to Michael] What is it that you need right now that you can't wait until I'm off the phone with a customer?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5199,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, a customer, well, sound the alarm. Okay.","text_w_direction":"Oh, a customer, well, sound the alarm. [laughs] Okay.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5200,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Another time, Packer held this guy's head in the toilet for like a minute. Guy had no sense of humor about it. Probably why he wasn't hired.","text_w_direction":"Another time, Packer held this guy's head in the toilet for like a minute. Guy had no sense of humor about it. Probably why he wasn't hired.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5201,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"What did you hit me for?","text_w_direction":"[after Michael punches him in the arm] What did you hit me for?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5202,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Charley horse!","text_w_direction":"Charley horse!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5203,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5204,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Charley horse!","text_w_direction":"Charley horse!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5205,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"You shouldn't have hit me, Michael.","text_w_direction":"You shouldn't have hit me, Michael.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5206,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, okay. Gah.","text_w_direction":"Oh, okay. Gah.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5207,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Once, as a joke, Packer banged every chick in the office. It was hysterical.","text_w_direction":"Once, as a joke, Packer banged every chick in the office. [giggles] It was hysterical.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5208,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Beyonce, pink the color, Pink the person, hot dogs, basically anything that is awesome. Snow cones...","text_w_direction":"[to Jim] Beyonce, pink the color, Pink the person, hot dogs, basically anything that is awesome. Snow cones...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5209,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Hey Jim, Michael wanted me to ask you how to raise your desk chair.","text_w_direction":"Hey Jim, Michael wanted me to ask you how to raise your desk chair.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5210,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"It's the lever on the side.","text_w_direction":"It's the lever on the side.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5211,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"That's what I told him. Thanks.","text_w_direction":"That's what I told him. Thanks. [leaves]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5212,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh my God, he is so cute! Would you talk to him for me and see if he likes me?","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, he is so cute! Would you talk to him for me and see if he likes me?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5213,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"No, I don't think I can...","text_w_direction":"No, I don't think I can...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5214,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh, please Jim? Please, please, Jim. Please, please, please? He's so cute. I like him so much. And I would do it, but I'm too shy. Please, Jim, please, please, please, please, Jim. Please, please, please...","text_w_direction":"Oh, please Jim? Please, please, Jim. Please, please, please? He's so cute. I like him so much. And I would do it, but I'm too shy. Please, Jim, please, please, please, please, Jim. Please, please, please...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5215,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight.","text_w_direction":"[whispering] Dwight.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5216,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"[whispering] Michael.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5217,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Let's send up Accounting.","text_w_direction":"Let's send up Accounting.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5218,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5219,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Old fashioned raid. Sales on Accounting. Yeah. Follow my lead.","text_w_direction":"Old fashioned raid. Sales on Accounting. Yeah. Follow my lead.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5220,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hey guys.","text_w_direction":"Hey guys.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5221,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Hey, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Michael.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5222,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Ahem. What's up?","text_w_direction":"Ahem. What's up?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5223,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Hey, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Dwight.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5224,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael and Dwight","text":"Ahhhh! Whoo hoo! Come on, come on, come on, come on! Sales rules!","text_w_direction":"[as they throw accountants' files and supplies around] Ahhhh! Whoo hoo! Come on, come on, come on, come on! Sales rules!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5225,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah! [laughing]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5226,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah! Oh ho ho","text_w_direction":"Yeah! Oh ho ho [laughing]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5227,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Should we help 'em pick up their stuff?","text_w_direction":"Should we help 'em pick up their stuff?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5228,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no, no. We don't do that. We don't do that.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no. We don't do that. We don't do that.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5229,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5230,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Watch out, Pam. You're next!","text_w_direction":"Watch out, Pam. You're next!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5231,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"You're gonna throw my things on the ground?","text_w_direction":"You're gonna throw my things on the ground?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5232,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Maybe!","text_w_direction":"Maybe!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5233,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"What happened in Michael's office was wrong. I understand it, it makes sense But it... it was still wrong.","text_w_direction":"What happened in Michael's office was wrong. I understand it [chuckles], it makes sense [regains composure] But it... it was still wrong.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5234,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Why would somebody ruin a perfectly good carpet? I don't know. It could be done out of hate. It could be done out of love. It could be completely neutral. Maybe somebody hates the cleaning lady. And, well, she doesn't do a very good job, obviously, because my office still reeks like you would not believe. I hate her.","text_w_direction":"Why would somebody ruin a perfectly good carpet? I don't know. It could be done out of hate. It could be done out of love. It could be completely neutral. Maybe somebody hates the cleaning lady. And, well, she doesn't do a very good job, obviously, because my office still reeks like you would not believe. I hate her.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5235,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You know what? I am beginning to think that what happened to my carpet was an act of terrorism against the office. The only thing that makes any sense.","text_w_direction":"You know what? I am beginning to think that what happened to my carpet was an act of terrorism against the office. The only thing that makes any sense.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5236,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Hello, am I the 107th caller? Hello, Rock 107. Am I the 107th caller? Hell , Rock 107. Am I the 107th caller? I'm totally gonna win us that box set.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Hello, am I the 107th caller? [hangs up, dials again] Hello, Rock 107. Am I the 107th caller? [hangs up and dials again] Hell , Rock 107. Am I the 107th caller? [hangs up and begins to dial again] I'm totally gonna win us that box set.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5237,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Stop.","text_w_direction":"Stop.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5238,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Jethro Tull...","text_w_direction":"Jethro Tull...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5239,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Stop it. Stop. It. Don't. Don't.","text_w_direction":"Stop it. [Dwight hangs up] Stop. It. [Dwight beings to dial] Don't. Don't.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5240,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I need to make a sales call. Please?","text_w_direction":"I need to make a sales call. Please?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5241,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5242,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Am I the 107th caller?","text_w_direction":"[on phone, whispering] Am I the 107th caller?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5243,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"...back so soon.","text_w_direction":"[to Roy in Jim's earshot] ...back so soon.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5244,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Roy","text":"We can go back in, like, a couple of weeks maybe.","text_w_direction":"We can go back in, like, a couple of weeks maybe.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5245,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, right.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, right.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5246,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Roy","text":"Okay, maybe another month, like, maybe for, like President's Day or something.","text_w_direction":"Okay, maybe another month, like, maybe for, like President's Day or something.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5247,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, that's right. We could do a three-day weekend. I wonder if I could, like, call in sick on the Friday. Then I get a four-day weekend.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, that's right. We could do a three-day weekend. I wonder if I could, like, call in sick on the Friday. Then I get a four-day weekend.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5248,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"But it's so weird to fall asleep. And I just hate it. 'Cause I try to go to bed at, like, 9","text_w_direction":"[to unseen co-worker] But it's so weird to fall asleep. And I just hate it. 'Cause I try to go to bed at, like, 9","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5249,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Are you kidding?","text_w_direction":"[to Roy as Jim escapes into bathroom] Are you kidding?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5250,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Roy","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5251,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hi, guys.","text_w_direction":"Hi, guys.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5252,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"We haven't finished getting things in order from your last visit.","text_w_direction":"We haven't finished getting things in order from your last visit.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5253,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I'm just walking around.","text_w_direction":"I'm just walking around.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5254,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Were you?","text_w_direction":"Were you?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5255,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Well, yeah.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5256,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"It's just that we're really swamped over here, Michael.","text_w_direction":"It's just that we're really swamped over here, Michael.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5257,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, and I'm not? Why would you say that? Because I'm having fun? You guys just are workin' for the weekend, aren't you? I'm workin' for the week. Sales team, listen to me. This is what we're gonna do. I'm gonna up the ante a little bit literally. Right here, I'm gonna put a crisp one hundred dollar bill. The person with the most sales at the end of the day gets to keep the cash. Sound good?","text_w_direction":"Oh, and I'm not? Why would you say that? Because I'm having fun? You guys just are workin' for the weekend, aren't you? I'm workin' for the week. Sales team, listen to me. This is what we're gonna do. I'm gonna up the ante a little bit literally. Right here, I'm gonna put a crisp one hundred dollar bill. The person with the most sales at the end of the day gets to keep the cash. Sound good?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5258,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5259,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Seventy, eighty, one, two three. Eighty-three dollars. Still a lotta money and I'm going to ... ... I'm gonna leave it right over here where everybody can see it. I will be taking Jim's clients today because he is not here and out of sight, out of the contest. Let's see who winds up with the cash, shall we?","text_w_direction":"[counting cash] Seventy, eighty, one, two three. Eighty-three dollars. Still a lotta money and I'm going to ... [moves money after seeing workmen walk by] ... I'm gonna leave it right over here where everybody can see it. I will be taking Jim's clients today because he is not here and out of sight, out of the contest. Let's see who winds up with the cash, shall we?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5260,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"You're gonna compete against us?","text_w_direction":"You're gonna compete against us?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5261,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, it is on, Phyllis, it is so on!","text_w_direction":"Oh, it is on, Phyllis, it is so on!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5262,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"It is so on!","text_w_direction":"It is so on!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5263,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"God, this is gonna be fun.","text_w_direction":"God, this is gonna be fun.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5264,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael is gonna wipe the floor with us!","text_w_direction":"Michael is gonna wipe the floor with us!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5265,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"So you have 40 boxes going out, and I will deliver those personally in a Sebring. Very good, nice doing business with you. Thank you. Yes! Oh, yeah! Read it and weep. Oh! Oh, look at that! Look at me, Phyllis! Oh, what is that? That's my sale!","text_w_direction":"[on phone] So you have 40 boxes going out, and I will deliver those personally in a Sebring. Very good, nice doing business with you. Thank you. [hangs up] Yes! [chuckles] Oh, yeah! Read it and weep. Oh! Oh, look at that! [puts post-it on Phyllis' forehead] Look at me, Phyllis! Oh, what is that? That's my sale! [humming then dancing victoriously]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5266,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"What... What's that? Whatcha doing?","text_w_direction":"[walking by with new carpet] What... What's that? Whatcha doing?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5267,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Nothing.","text_w_direction":"[stops dance] Nothing.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5268,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Roy","text":"I think he's dancing.","text_w_direction":"[laughing] I think he's dancing.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5269,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No. Just ...","text_w_direction":"No. Just ...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5270,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"That was definitely not dancing.","text_w_direction":"That was definitely not dancing.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5271,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You know what, guys? It's none of your concern. It was official business, so just...","text_w_direction":"You know what, guys? It's none of your concern. It was official business, so just...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5272,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Paper business.","text_w_direction":"Paper business.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5273,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, paper business. Is this done?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, paper business. Is this done?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5274,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Roy","text":"Nope.","text_w_direction":"Nope.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5275,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Extreme Home Makeover puts together a house in an hour. If you were on that crew, you would be fired like that.","text_w_direction":"Extreme Home Makeover puts together a house in an hour. If you were on that crew, you would be fired like that. [snaps]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5276,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Somebody did something bad to Michael's carpet. Maybe that's all we need to know.","text_w_direction":"Somebody did something bad to Michael's carpet. Maybe that's all we need to know.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5277,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"Who do you think did it?","text_w_direction":"[to Oscar] Who do you think did it?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5278,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Are you kidding? I thought it was you.","text_w_direction":"Are you kidding? I thought it was you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5279,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"Really? I thought you.","text_w_direction":"Really? I thought you. [both laugh in Michael's earshot]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5280,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"This was no act of God. A person did this. A person who works in this office. Maybe all of them.","text_w_direction":"This was no act of God. A person did this. A person who works in this office. Maybe all of them.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5281,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You know what? Today is not a good day for a sales contest. We're... we're not... we're not doin' this today.","text_w_direction":"You know what? Today is not a good day for a sales contest. We're... we're not... we're not doin' this today.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5282,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"That doesn't seem fair.","text_w_direction":"That doesn't seem fair.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5283,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You wanna talk about fair? Does anyone need to smell my old carpet? You explain to me how that was fair, and I'll explain to you how this is fair. Plus I just... I think that picking today was sort of taking advantage.","text_w_direction":"You wanna talk about fair? Does anyone need to smell my old carpet? You explain to me how that was fair, and I'll explain to you how this is fair. Plus I just... I think that picking today was sort of taking advantage.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5284,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"But you're the one who picked today.","text_w_direction":"But you're the one who picked today.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5285,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I am a victim of a hate crime. Stanley knows what I'm talkin' about.","text_w_direction":"I am a victim of a hate crime. Stanley knows what I'm talkin' about.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5286,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"That's not what a hate crime is.","text_w_direction":"That's not what a hate crime is.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5287,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well I hated it! A lot! Okay, I... you know what? If the guilty person would just come forward and take their punishment, we'd be done . Very well. Then you are all punished.","text_w_direction":"Well I hated it! A lot! Okay, I... you know what? If the guilty person would just come forward and take their punishment, we'd be done . [no one comes forward] Very well. Then you are all punished.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5288,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"What's our punishment?","text_w_direction":"What's our punishment?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5289,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You're all on a time out. Just sit there quietly. No. NO!","text_w_direction":"You're all on a time out. Just sit there quietly. [phone rings, Phyllis reaches to answer] No. NO! [phone continues to ring]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5290,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5291,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"What's up?","text_w_direction":"What's up?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5292,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Nothing much. Let me ask you something. It's actually little awkward.","text_w_direction":"Nothing much. Let me ask you something. It's actually little awkward.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5293,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5294,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"What do you think of Kelly?","text_w_direction":"What do you think of Kelly?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5295,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"I don't know. Depends if you like a little junk in ... Umm... She's really cool.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. Depends if you like a little junk in ... [notices camera] Umm... She's really cool.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5296,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Are you interested in her?","text_w_direction":"Are you interested in her?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5297,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah, totally.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, totally.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5298,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5299,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Did she say something?","text_w_direction":"Did she say something?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5300,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"She said lots of things.","text_w_direction":"She said lots of things.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5301,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Do you know if she's looking for a long-term thing or if she'd be cool just hangin' out?","text_w_direction":"Do you know if she's looking for a long-term thing or if she'd be cool just hangin' out?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5302,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I have no idea.","text_w_direction":"I have no idea.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5303,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Can you find out?","text_w_direction":"Can you find out?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5304,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. Sure.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Sure.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5305,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh, long-term, definitely. Fall in love, have babies, spend every second together... but don't tell him that, okay? Just tell him I'm, like, up for anything. I mean, I'm not a slut, but who knows?","text_w_direction":"[to Jim] Oh, long-term, definitely. Fall in love, have babies, spend every second together... but don't tell him that, okay? Just tell him I'm, like, up for anything. I mean, I'm not a slut, but who knows?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5306,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Do you remember Ed Truck?","text_w_direction":"Do you remember Ed Truck?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5307,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"Sure. He hired me. How's he doing?","text_w_direction":"Sure. He hired me. How's he doing?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5308,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"How would I know?","text_w_direction":"How would I know?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5309,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"I thought you might.","text_w_direction":"I thought you might.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5310,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"My biggest fear is turning into him.","text_w_direction":"My biggest fear is turning into him.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5311,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"Michael, you should have much bigger fears than that.","text_w_direction":"Michael, you should have much bigger fears than that.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5312,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I wasn't talking literally, Creed. Yeah, being buried alive would be worse. Happy? Why am I talking to you?","text_w_direction":"[sighs] I wasn't talking literally, Creed. Yeah, being buried alive would be worse. Happy? Why am I talking to you?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5313,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Ed? Hi. Thanks for meeting me. Must be kinda neat comin' back.","text_w_direction":"[meeting Ed Truck in parking lot] Ed? Hi. Thanks for meeting me. Must be kinda neat comin' back.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5314,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ed","text":"Yeah. Should we go upstairs?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Should we go upstairs?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5315,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, well, honestly Ed, I really don't wanna be up there right now.","text_w_direction":"Uh, well, honestly Ed, I really don't wanna be up there right now.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5316,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ed","text":"So, what's the problem with my pension?","text_w_direction":"So, what's the problem with my pension?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5317,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, no, no, no. You're good. It was clerical. You're good. Um, well, somebody did something in my office, and I now think that they did it on purpose and it was directed at me.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, no, no. You're good. It was clerical. You're good. Um, well, somebody did something in my office, and I now think that they did it on purpose and it was directed at me.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5318,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ed","text":"Well, what was done?","text_w_direction":"Well, what was done?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5319,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I didn't get a good look at... it, but it smells horrible.","text_w_direction":"I didn't get a good look at... it, but it smells horrible.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5320,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ed","text":"Yeah, somebody once did that in my office.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, somebody once did that in my office.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5321,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5322,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ed","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5323,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well, that figures. So how did you deal with people not liking you?","text_w_direction":"Well, that figures. So how did you deal with people not liking you?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5324,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ed","text":"You can't expect to be friends with everybody.","text_w_direction":"You can't expect to be friends with everybody.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5325,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well... s-sure I can.","text_w_direction":"Well... s-sure I can.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5326,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ed","text":"No. They'll always think of you as a boss first.","text_w_direction":"No. They'll always think of you as a boss first.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5327,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Not necessarily. You can love a boss like you do a father.","text_w_direction":"Not necessarily. You can love a boss like you do a father.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5328,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ed","text":"I'm not sure that ever happens.","text_w_direction":"I'm not sure that ever happens.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5329,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well, okay. Different management styles.","text_w_direction":"Well, okay. Different management styles.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5330,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ed","text":"Why can't your workers be your workers, family be your family, your friends be your friends?","text_w_direction":"Why can't your workers be your workers, family be your family, your friends be your friends?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5331,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Last week I would have given a kidney to anyone in this office. I would have reached right into my stomach and pulled it out for them. But now, no. I don't have the relationship with these people that I thought I did. I hope they ask, so they can hear me say, \"Uh... no. I only give my organs to my real friends. Go get yourself a monkey kidney.\"","text_w_direction":"Last week I would have given a kidney to anyone in this office. I would have reached right into my stomach and pulled it out for them. But now, no. I don't have the relationship with these people that I thought I did. I hope they ask, so they can hear me say, \"Uh... no. I only give my organs to my real friends. Go get yourself a monkey kidney.\"","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5332,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, Brenda. This is, uh, Jim Halpert from the boat. And I got your number from the corporate directory and, well, I was assuming that you probably gave it to them because you wanted me to ask you out, right? Um, so gimme a call back. You can get my number from said directory, um, or just check your e-mail 'cause I just sent you one. Yikes. Uh... give me a call back, I hope. I'll talk to you later. Bye.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Hey, Brenda. This is, uh, Jim Halpert from the boat. And I got your number from the corporate directory and, well, I was assuming that you probably gave it to them because you wanted me to ask you out, right? Um, so gimme a call back. You can get my number from said directory, um, or just check your e-mail 'cause I just sent you one. Yikes. Uh... give me a call back, I hope. I'll talk to you later. Bye.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5333,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"You just asked a girl out on the phone!","text_w_direction":"You just asked a girl out on the phone!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5334,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5335,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Yes.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5336,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Todd Packer","text":"Hello, yes. I'm looking for a gay nerd named Michael Scott.","text_w_direction":"Hello, yes. I'm looking for a gay nerd named Michael Scott.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5337,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Who is this? How did you get this number?","text_w_direction":"Who is this? How did you get this number?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5338,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Packer","text":"Your mom, you gay nerd!","text_w_direction":"Your mom, you gay nerd!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5339,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh my God. Packer. Packster. Whacky Pack. How you doin'?","text_w_direction":"Oh my God. Packer. Packster. Whacky Pack. How you doin'?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5340,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Todd","text":"Hey, did you get that package I left for you?","text_w_direction":"Hey, did you get that package I left for you?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5341,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Uh... no. Did anybody see a package here today? No. How big was it?","text_w_direction":"Uh... no. Did anybody see a package here today? No. How big was it?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5342,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Packer","text":"It was pretty big.","text_w_direction":"It was pretty big.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5343,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5344,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Packer","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5345,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Did you see a big package? Where did you leave it?","text_w_direction":"Did you see a big package? Where did you leave it?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5346,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Packer","text":"Left it in the middle of your office.","text_w_direction":"Left it in the middle of your office.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5347,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Really? Guys, did you see a big package in my office?","text_w_direction":"Really? Guys, did you see a big package in my office?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5348,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Roy","text":"You mean the thing?","text_w_direction":"You mean the thing?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5349,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Packer","text":"","text_w_direction":"[laughs uproariously]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5350,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Are you kidding me? Oh!","text_w_direction":"Are you kidding me? Oh!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5351,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Packer","text":"Special delivery!","text_w_direction":"Special delivery!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5352,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"That was Packer! Oh, you're... you are dead. You are dead, my friend! That is hilar... Oh, God! Of course it was you.","text_w_direction":"That was Packer! Oh, you're... you are dead. You are dead, my friend! That is hilar... Oh, God! Of course it was you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5353,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Packer","text":"Sit on the throne, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Sit on the throne, Michael.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5354,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh. Yeah, yeah! Oh my God. It was Packer!","text_w_direction":"Oh. [laughs and claps] Yeah, yeah! Oh my God. It was Packer!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5355,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"It takes an advanced sense of humor. I don't expect everybody to understand. It was done out of love, just like I thought. It's ah... God, these people are so... these are good people. We have fun. We just have fun! Oh, I'm just so sorry that I threw the thing out.","text_w_direction":"It takes an advanced sense of humor. I don't expect everybody to understand. It was done out of love, just like I thought. It's ah... God, these people are so... these are good people. We have fun. [giggles] We just have fun! Oh, I'm just so sorry that I threw the thing out.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5356,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim's voicemail","text":"You have seven unheard messages.","text_w_direction":"You have seven unheard messages.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5357,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, Jim. It's Pam. I keep looking up to say something to you and then Michael's there and it's horrible. Anyway, I'm bored. Come back!","text_w_direction":"[voicemail message for Jim] Hey, Jim. It's Pam. I keep looking up to say something to you and then Michael's there and it's horrible. Anyway, I'm bored. Come back!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5358,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, guess what? I moved my computer so I can't see Michael's head. It's working. I think I can have a career as a very specific type of decorator.","text_w_direction":"[voicemail message for Jim] Hey, guess what? I moved my computer so I can't see Michael's head. It's working. I think I can have a career as a very specific type of decorator.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5359,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Sudoku. Level moderate. 18 minutes. Suck on that, Halpert.","text_w_direction":"[voicemail message for Jim] Sudoku. Level moderate. 18 minutes. Suck on that, Halpert.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5360,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I'll transfer you. Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Hold, please. Dunder Mifflin, this is ... okay, sorry. Michael was standing at my desk, and I needed to be busy or who knows what would've happened, so thank you.","text_w_direction":"[voicemail message for Jim] I'll transfer you. Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Hold, please. Dunder Mifflin, this is ... okay, sorry. Michael was standing at my desk, and I needed to be busy or who knows what would've happened, so thank you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5361,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, what's that word we made up when you have a thing stuck in your shoe? Anyway, I have a thing stuck in my shoe.","text_w_direction":"[voicemail message for Jim] Hey, what's that word we made up when you have a thing stuck in your shoe? Anyway, I have a thing stuck in my shoe.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5362,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, I have a chance to sneak out of here early, and I'm not messing this up, so I'll see you tomorrow.","text_w_direction":"[voicemail message for Jim] Hey, I have a chance to sneak out of here early, and I'm not messing this up, so I'll see you tomorrow.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5363,"season":2,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Carpet","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Calling from my cell phone. I don't know if you guys figured out who did that to Michael's carpet yet, but I have a theory that involves an inter-departmental conspiracy. Everybody in the office. We need to talk.","text_w_direction":"[voicemail message for Jim] Calling from my cell phone. I don't know if you guys figured out who did that to Michael's carpet yet, but I have a theory that involves an inter-departmental conspiracy. Everybody in the office. We need to talk.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":2342,"air_date":"2006-01-26"}
{"index":5364,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"So, I'm happy to be here. It's very nice to see all of you. You're all looking well.","text_w_direction":"So, I'm happy to be here. It's very nice to see all of you. You're all looking well.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5365,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Today's a 'women in the workplace' thing. Jan's coming in from Corporate to talk to all the women about... um... I don't really know what. But Michael's not allowed in. She said that about five times.","text_w_direction":"Today's a 'women in the workplace' thing. Jan's coming in from Corporate to talk to all the women about... um... I don't really know what. But Michael's not allowed in. She said that about five times.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5366,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Women today, though we have the same options as men, we often face a very different set of obstacles in getting there. So...","text_w_direction":"Women today, though we have the same options as men, we often face a very different set of obstacles in getting there. So...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5367,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, what's going on?","text_w_direction":"[knocks] Hey, what's going on?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5368,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Michael... I thought we agreed you wouldn't be here.","text_w_direction":"Michael... I thought we agreed you wouldn't be here.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5369,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah... I... You know what... I... I... I just thought about it. I just have a few things I want to say.","text_w_direction":"Yeah... I... You know what... I... I... I just thought about it. I just have a few things I want to say.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5370,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5371,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hold... Just hear me out. What is more important than Quality? E-Quality. Now studies show that today's woman, the Ally McBeal woman, as I call her, is at a crossroads...","text_w_direction":"Hold... Just hear me out. What is more important than Quality? E-Quality. Now studies show that today's woman, the Ally McBeal woman, as I call her, is at a crossroads...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5372,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5373,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No, just uh... you have come a long way, baby. But I just... just want to keep it within reason.","text_w_direction":"No, just uh... you have come a long way, baby. But I just... just want to keep it within reason.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5374,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5375,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"They did this up in Albany...","text_w_direction":"They did this up in Albany...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5376,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"You are not allowed in this session.","text_w_direction":"You are not allowed in this session.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5377,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"And they ended up turning the break room into a lactation room which is disgusting so...","text_w_direction":"And they ended up turning the break room into a lactation room which is disgusting so...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5378,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Now you're really not allowed in this session.","text_w_direction":"Now you're really not allowed in this session.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5379,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I'm their boss, so I feel like...","text_w_direction":"Well, I'm their boss, so I feel like...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5380,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"I'm your boss.","text_w_direction":"I'm your boss.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5381,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Anybody want any coffee or...","text_w_direction":"[stands up] Anybody want any coffee or...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5382,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"We're fine, Michael. We just need you to leave, please.","text_w_direction":"We're fine, Michael. We just need you to leave, please.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5383,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Women in the workplace... yeah, translation \"I have been banned from my own conference room so that Jan can talk in secret to all the girls.\" Oh! Sorry. 'Women of the workplace.' About what? I don't know. Clothes. Me. Eeegkh!","text_w_direction":"Women in the workplace... yeah, translation \"I have been banned from my own conference room so that Jan can talk in secret to all the girls.\" Oh! Sorry. 'Women of the workplace.' About what? I don't know. Clothes. Me. Eeegkh!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5384,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Ladies, I am so, so sorry. Can we start again? We were on such a roll. I... I... really apologize.","text_w_direction":"Ladies, I am so, so sorry. Can we start again? We were on such a roll. I... I... really apologize.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5385,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Jan.","text_w_direction":"Jan.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5386,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Yes, Pam?","text_w_direction":"Yes, Pam?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5387,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Michael's still at the door.","text_w_direction":"Michael's still at the door.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5388,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Michael!","text_w_direction":"Michael!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5389,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"So one obstacle is how assertiveness is perceived differently in men and women. Men who are assertive will be admired. They're called... anyone?","text_w_direction":"[in the background] So one obstacle is how assertiveness is perceived differently in men and women. Men who are assertive will be admired. They're called... anyone?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5390,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"It's a terrible idea.","text_w_direction":"It's a terrible idea.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5391,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"What is?","text_w_direction":"What is?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5392,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Them in there all together. If they stay in there too long they're going to get on the same cycle. Wreak havoc on our plumbing.","text_w_direction":"Them in there all together. If they stay in there too long they're going to get on the same cycle. Wreak havoc on our plumbing.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5393,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Everyone. Guys. Circle up, please. Come on over. Bring your chairs. Toby, come on over. You're a guy... too... sort of. Let's do this!","text_w_direction":"Everyone. Guys. Circle up, please. Come on over. Bring your chairs. Toby, come on over. You're a guy... too... sort of. Let's do this!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5394,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Well, first of all, I, uh, just want to warm up a little bit. Let's just clap.","text_w_direction":"[in the background] Well, first of all, I, uh, just want to warm up a little bit. Let's just clap.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5395,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Let's just clap. Ready? Yeah! Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Let's just clap. Ready? [clapping] Yeah! Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5396,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5397,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"That's what I'm talking about!","text_w_direction":"That's what I'm talking about!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5398,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"I don't know what you're doing here, Michael,","text_w_direction":"I don't know what you're doing here, Michael,","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5399,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Just having a little 'guys in the workplace' thing.","text_w_direction":"Just having a little 'guys in the workplace' thing.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5400,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"... but it's very destructive.","text_w_direction":"... but it's very destructive.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5401,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Why can't boys play with dolls? Why does society force us to use urinals when sitting down is far more comfortable?","text_w_direction":"Why can't boys play with dolls? Why does society force us to use urinals when sitting down is far more comfortable?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5402,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Can you please do this somewhere else, Michael?","text_w_direction":"Can you please do this somewhere else, Michael?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5403,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"We have nowhere else Jan. This...","text_w_direction":"We have nowhere else Jan. This...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5404,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"We could do it in the warehouse.","text_w_direction":"We could do it in the warehouse.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5405,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Dwight, excellent idea. Go to the warehouse.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, excellent idea. Go to the warehouse.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5406,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"OK, OK, Fine. Yeah, actually, perfect. Perfect. You know what? There's another side to this place, gentleman. And I know we all love our cushy jobs and our fun, exciting office. But do you realize that underneath us, there's another world. The warehouse world. A world that is teeming with sweat and dirt and life. Life. The bowels of the office. These guys are down there, they are real men doing real man's work. We are going to learn how a warehouse works.","text_w_direction":"OK, OK, Fine. Yeah, actually, perfect. Perfect. You know what? There's another side to this place, gentleman. And I know we all love our cushy jobs and our fun, exciting office. But do you realize that underneath us, there's another world. The warehouse world. A world that is teeming with sweat and dirt and life. Life. The bowels of the office. These guys are down there, they are real men doing real man's work. We are going to learn how a warehouse works.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5407,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, I think it's going to work out great. Because managing the warehouse is a very important part of my job. And I haven't been there in months.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I think it's going to work out great. Because managing the warehouse is a very important part of my job. And I haven't been there in months.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5408,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Remember on Lost when they met the Others?","text_w_direction":"Remember on Lost when they met the Others?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5409,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"I'm so sorry about that... um... so where were we? Pam, are you okay taking notes then?","text_w_direction":"I'm so sorry about that... um... so where were we? Pam, are you okay taking notes then?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5410,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Mmmhmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmmhmm.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5411,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Please? Thank you. very much.","text_w_direction":"Please? Thank you. very much.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5412,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"So let's meet the warehouse! Let's get some shots. Pan around there. This is Darryl, one of our warehouse staff. Darryl, what is your biggest fear?","text_w_direction":"So let's meet the warehouse! Let's get some shots. Pan around there. This is Darryl, one of our warehouse staff. Darryl, what is your biggest fear?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5413,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"My biggest fear is that someone will distract us from getting all the shipments out on time.","text_w_direction":"My biggest fear is that someone will distract us from getting all the shipments out on time.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5414,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"You know, Darryl is actually the Foreman here and not Roy, which is cool. There's Roy riding the big rig. So Roy is actually going to be marrying Pam sometime this summer. And... uh, she's our receptionist. Sort of a Brangelina thing.","text_w_direction":"You know, Darryl is actually the Foreman here and not Roy, which is cool. There's Roy riding the big rig. So Roy is actually going to be marrying Pam sometime this summer. And... uh, she's our receptionist. Sort of a Brangelina thing.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5415,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Roy","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5416,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Brangelina is the Brad Pitt and Angelina... Roy...","text_w_direction":"Brangelina is the Brad Pitt and Angelina... Roy...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5417,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Roy","text":"I don't understand.","text_w_direction":"I don't understand.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5418,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Roy and Pam. It's a Ram. It's a Ram thing.","text_w_direction":"Roy and Pam. It's a Ram. It's a Ram thing.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5419,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"I bet Roy heard about you liking Pam. I bet he'll try to beat you up.","text_w_direction":"[talking to Jim] I bet Roy heard about you liking Pam. I bet he'll try to beat you up.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5420,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Thanks for the head's up, Kev.","text_w_direction":"Thanks for the head's up, Kev.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5421,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"I've got your back if he does. But try to stay out of it.","text_w_direction":"I've got your back if he does. But try to stay out of it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5422,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Uhhuhhuh. Just in case there's someone down here who shouldn't be. A little \"Good Will Hunting\" situation. All right. Troops. This is an important day. Big day. Now you may look around and see two groups here. White collar. Blue collar. But I don't see it that way. And you know why not? Because I am collar-blind.","text_w_direction":"[points at math equasion on chalkboard] Uhhuhhuh. Just in case there's someone down here who shouldn't be. A little \"Good Will Hunting\" situation. All right. Troops. This is an important day. Big day. Now you may look around and see two groups here. White collar. Blue collar. But I don't see it that way. And you know why not? Because I am collar-blind.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5423,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Why don't we go around the table and all say something that we know we're good at. I will start. I am good at public speaking.","text_w_direction":"Why don't we go around the table and all say something that we know we're good at. I will start. I am good at public speaking.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5424,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Meredith","text":"Hi. I'm Meredith and I'm an alch... good at supplier relations.","text_w_direction":"Hi. I'm Meredith and I'm an alch... good at supplier relations.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5425,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Great. Phyllis?","text_w_direction":"Great. Phyllis?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5426,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"I'm good at computer stuff, emails, spreadsheets, all that.","text_w_direction":"I'm good at computer stuff, emails, spreadsheets, all that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5427,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"[disbelieving] Really?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5428,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"I don't know. I thought that I wasn't going to be asked that...","text_w_direction":"I don't know. I thought that I wasn't going to be asked that...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5429,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"No. Okay. Stop. Go on...","text_w_direction":"No. Okay. Stop. Go on...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5430,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"I've seen some of your spreadsheets.","text_w_direction":"I've seen some of your spreadsheets.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5431,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"Really? I thought they were pretty...","text_w_direction":"Really? I thought they were pretty...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5432,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I don't know how I fit in with these women. Here. Or with Jan. Um... I mean we get along great. Fine. Um... I guess the person I have the most in common with is...","text_w_direction":"I don't know how I fit in with these women. Here. Or with Jan. Um... I mean we get along great. Fine. Um... I guess the person I have the most in common with is...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5433,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Roy","text":"Jim... Halpert. Hey uh, I, uh, you know heard there's a rumor going around about you used to have a crush on Pam.","text_w_direction":"Jim... Halpert. Hey uh, I, uh, you know heard there's a rumor going around about you used to have a crush on Pam.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5434,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, no, no. No.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, no. No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5435,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Roy","text":"No, it's cool, because I know you're a good guy. And I know that that crush ended a long time ago, so... you know. We're cool, right?","text_w_direction":"No, it's cool, because I know you're a good guy. And I know that that crush ended a long time ago, so... you know. We're cool, right?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5436,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. Nope. Yeah. Definitely.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Nope. Yeah. Definitely.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5437,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Roy","text":"You know, it's great with me cause that way, glad she has a friend at work she can get through the day with. She's not all bap bap bap bap when she gets home.","text_w_direction":"You know, it's great with me cause that way, glad she has a friend at work she can get through the day with. She's not all bap bap bap bap when she gets home.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5438,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. I like talking to her too.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I like talking to her too.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5439,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Roy","text":"So, we're cool, right?","text_w_direction":"So, we're cool, right?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5440,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Yes. Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5441,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Roy","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5442,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Yep. Cool, man.","text_w_direction":"Yep. Cool, man.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5443,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Roy","text":"Sweet.","text_w_direction":"Sweet.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5444,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"","text_w_direction":"[blows a sigh of relief]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5445,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey, Mike, look. How bout we go upstairs, too. You know learn how the office works. We can all switch places today.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Mike, look. How bout we go upstairs, too. You know learn how the office works. We can all switch places today.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5446,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh... well... okay... yeah, you know what? I don't think... You.. You're... My job sucks compared to this. I don't think you'd like it up there.","text_w_direction":"Oh... well... okay... yeah, you know what? I don't think... You.. You're... My job sucks compared to this. I don't think you'd like it up there.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5447,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"The experience...","text_w_direction":"The experience...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5448,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Guys! Want to start unloading the truck?","text_w_direction":"Guys! Want to start unloading the truck?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5449,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay. Let's go. Step up.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Let's go. Step up.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5450,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Check this out! Look at that! Look at that bwup-bwa! Hello! How are... Oh! Kay. That is great. That is good stuff.","text_w_direction":"Check this out! Look at that! Look at that [squeezes blow-up doll] bwup-bwa! [talks in girly voice] Hello! How are... [regular voice] Oh! Kay. That is great. That is good stuff.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5451,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Meredith","text":"In five years, I'd like to be... five years sober.","text_w_direction":"In five years, I'd like to be... five years sober.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5452,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"That is an excellent goal.","text_w_direction":"That is an excellent goal.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5453,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Meredith","text":"Four and a half.","text_w_direction":"Four and a half.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5454,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"I'll tell you one thing. I am not going to be one of those women schlepping her kids around in a minivan.","text_w_direction":"I'll tell you one thing. I am not going to be one of those women schlepping her kids around in a minivan.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5455,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Great! Uh-huh?","text_w_direction":"Great! Uh-huh?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5456,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"I want an SUV... with three rows of seats.","text_w_direction":"I want an SUV... with three rows of seats.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5457,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Women","text":"","text_w_direction":"[general murmuring of agreement]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5458,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Well, I'll be honest. One of the goals of these women seminars is to feel out if there's any standouts. Women who could be a valuable addition to our Corporate life.","text_w_direction":"Well, I'll be honest. One of the goals of these women seminars is to feel out if there's any standouts. Women who could be a valuable addition to our Corporate life.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5459,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael wants us to bond so we need topics for conversation.","text_w_direction":"Michael wants us to bond so we need topics for conversation.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5460,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Ponies.","text_w_direction":"Ponies.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5461,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5462,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"How about rainbows?","text_w_direction":"How about rainbows?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5463,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5464,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Flowers.","text_w_direction":"Flowers.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5465,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"It's dangerous, Michael. Come on, get off this.","text_w_direction":"It's dangerous, Michael. Come on, get off this.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5466,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, you're going to, going to hurt yourself.","text_w_direction":"Hey, you're going to, going to hurt yourself.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5467,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Mike.","text_w_direction":"Mike.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5468,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Stand clear.","text_w_direction":"Stand clear.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5469,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Mike. Get off of the lift. Please. Come on now.","text_w_direction":"Mike. Get off of the lift. Please. Come on now.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5470,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm fine.","text_w_direction":"I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm fine.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5471,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Look, would ya... look.","text_w_direction":"Look, would ya... look.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5472,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, oh, oh! We'll get somebody to clean that up.","text_w_direction":"Oh, oh, oh! We'll get somebody to clean that up.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5473,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"We're the ones that got to clean that up!","text_w_direction":"We're the ones that got to clean that up!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5474,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Lonny","text":"Dammit, Michael!","text_w_direction":"Dammit, Michael!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5475,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"We ought to have this thing serviced.","text_w_direction":"We ought to have this thing serviced.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5476,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"So! Guy's gripe session. Here we are. Now, we definitely live in different worlds but we have a lot in common. We even like the same girls, some of us. That's going to happen, you know. We're guys, so...","text_w_direction":"So! Guy's gripe session. Here we are. Now, we definitely live in different worlds but we have a lot in common. We even like the same girls, some of us. That's going to happen, you know. We're guys, so...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5477,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Madge","text":"Hey, do you want me to go?","text_w_direction":"Hey, do you want me to go?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5478,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No, why? Why would I... ? You could...","text_w_direction":"No, why? Why would I... ? You could...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5479,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Madge","text":"I'll go.","text_w_direction":"I'll go.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5480,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Stay or...","text_w_direction":"Stay or...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5481,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"...and a big walk-in closet.","text_w_direction":"...and a big walk-in closet.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5482,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Meredith","text":"Oh, that's part of my dream too.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that's part of my dream too.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5483,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh, me too.","text_w_direction":"Oh, me too.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5484,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Great, great. And Pam, what about you? What is your dream?","text_w_direction":"Great, great. And Pam, what about you? What is your dream?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5485,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Well... I always dreamed of a house with a terrace upstairs. Plant flowers on it... stuff like that. Since I was a girl. Um... More seriously though, a husband that I love... Roy. And I love to draw. And I... I did a little in college and I'd still love to do something where I could work with art or graphic design in some way.","text_w_direction":"Well... I always dreamed of a house with a terrace upstairs. Plant flowers on it... stuff like that. Since I was a girl. Um... More seriously though, a husband that I love... Roy. And I love to draw. And I... I did a little in college and I'd still love to do something where I could work with art or graphic design in some way.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5486,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"She's real good.","text_w_direction":"She's real good.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5487,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5488,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"You know the company is offering a design training program in New York.","text_w_direction":"You know the company is offering a design training program in New York.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5489,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Well... I have a job right now, so I can't really take time off...","text_w_direction":"Well... I have a job right now, so I can't really take time off...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5490,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Well, it's only on weekends and then a few weeks in New York, but I'm sure that I could ask Corporate to help you out.","text_w_direction":"Well, it's only on weekends and then a few weeks in New York, but I'm sure that I could ask Corporate to help you out.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5491,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Well... it's just that the weekends aren't good because, um...","text_w_direction":"Well... it's just that the weekends aren't good because, um...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5492,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"There are always a million reasons not to do something.","text_w_direction":"There are always a million reasons not to do something.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5493,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Let's start with the Warehouse. What bothers you as guys, you know?","text_w_direction":"Let's start with the Warehouse. What bothers you as guys, you know?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5494,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"My priority is safety.","text_w_direction":"My priority is safety.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5495,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5496,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"So it really bothers me when somebody comes in here speeding around on a lift, playing with it like a toy. It kind of gets under my skin.","text_w_direction":"So it really bothers me when somebody comes in here speeding around on a lift, playing with it like a toy. It kind of gets under my skin.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5497,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"OK, Yeah. Yeah. Yeah shhh...","text_w_direction":"OK, Yeah. Yeah. Yeah shhh...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5498,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Uh uh uh. Don't shush me.","text_w_direction":"Uh uh uh. Don't shush me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5499,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I... That was just...","text_w_direction":"I... That was just...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5500,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"That bothers me too.","text_w_direction":"That bothers me too.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5501,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I was breathing.","text_w_direction":"I was breathing.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5502,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Roy","text":"Pam shushes me. It drives me crazy.","text_w_direction":"Pam shushes me. It drives me crazy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5503,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I hate shushing. You know, that's the thing! What the... ok... what is our beef as human men.","text_w_direction":"I hate shushing. You know, that's the thing! What the... ok... what is our beef as human men.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5504,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Lonny","text":"You know that's a good question, Hasselhoff. What bugs us?","text_w_direction":"You know that's a good question, Hasselhoff. What bugs us?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5505,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"OK. Alright. Good. Guys ragging on each other. That's what guys do... and we love it.","text_w_direction":"OK. Alright. Good. Guys ragging on each other. That's what guys do... and we love it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5506,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"All right. Let's talk about clothing.","text_w_direction":"All right. Let's talk about clothing.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5507,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"I'm excited about today. I love girl talk.","text_w_direction":"I'm excited about today. [whispers] I love girl talk.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5508,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. All right. You can use your clothing to send a message about your ambitions by wearing clothes that reflect what you aspire to be.","text_w_direction":"Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. All right. You can use your clothing to send a message about your ambitions by wearing clothes that reflect what you aspire to be.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5509,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"I'm not gaining anything from this seminar. I'm a professional woman. The head of accounting. I'm in the healthiest relationship of my life. I just think it's insulting that Jan thinks we need this. And, apparently, judging from her outfit, Jan aspires to be a whore.","text_w_direction":"I'm not gaining anything from this seminar. I'm a professional woman. The head of accounting. I'm in the healthiest relationship of my life. I just think it's insulting that Jan thinks we need this. And, apparently, judging from her outfit, Jan aspires to be a whore.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5510,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Roy","text":"I hate it when girls insist on taking them out to new restaurants every weekend night and then they're like \"When are we going to go on a date-date?\"","text_w_direction":"I hate it when girls insist on taking them out to new restaurants every weekend night and then they're like \"When are we going to go on a date-date?\"","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5511,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Guy","text":"I hate that too!","text_w_direction":"I hate that too! [general clapping and agreement]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5512,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"I hate that too.","text_w_direction":"I hate that too.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5513,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"That sucks so much.","text_w_direction":"That sucks so much.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5514,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Guy","text":"It totally sucks.","text_w_direction":"It totally sucks.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5515,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah and then they make you drive them to Church the next morning. Like \"Gas ain't free!\"","text_w_direction":"Yeah and then they make you drive them to Church the next morning. Like \"Gas ain't free!\"","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5516,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Lonny","text":"Yeah, on our salaries, man, what do they expect? You know to take us out every weekend? You know what I mean? We're not millionaires.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, on our salaries, man, what do they expect? You know to take us out every weekend? You know what I mean? We're not millionaires.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5517,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I feel you.","text_w_direction":"I feel you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5518,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"No, you don't. You don't feel us. How can you? You know what?","text_w_direction":"No, you don't. You don't feel us. How can you? You know what?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5519,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Not literally.","text_w_direction":"Not literally.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5520,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"You say we're the same, but we get compensated very differently.","text_w_direction":"You say we're the same, but we get compensated very differently.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5521,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5522,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"We work the same hours as you and you just said we work a lot harder","text_w_direction":"We work the same hours as you and you just said we work a lot harder","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5523,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Ah, you do. So...","text_w_direction":"Ah, you do. So...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5524,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"But we get paid a lot less.","text_w_direction":"But we get paid a lot less.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5525,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Word.","text_w_direction":"Word.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5526,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Roy","text":"Like next to no benefits.","text_w_direction":"Like next to no benefits.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5527,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I know. God! What is that?","text_w_direction":"I know. God! What is that?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5528,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Roy","text":"Exactly.","text_w_direction":"Exactly.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5529,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"It blows. It blows, man. Gah...","text_w_direction":"It blows. It blows, man. Gah...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5530,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"You know this would not happen if we had a union.","text_w_direction":"You know this would not happen if we had a union.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5531,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Roy","text":"That's what I'm talking about.","text_w_direction":"That's what I'm talking about.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5532,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No. Whoa, whoa. Yeah.","text_w_direction":"No. Whoa, whoa. Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5533,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Roy","text":"Absolutely.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5534,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"That's what we need.","text_w_direction":"That's what we need.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5535,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Guy","text":"You know you're right.","text_w_direction":"You know you're right.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5536,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Man, see... That's what I've been sayin', man. We need to do this finally.","text_w_direction":"Man, see... That's what I've been sayin', man. We need to do this finally.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5537,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"You know what? Is that necessary? Because you already sorta have a union... of guys.","text_w_direction":"You know what? Is that necessary? Because you already sorta have a union... of guys.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5538,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"It's more than necessary, Mike. We need this. Roy? You still have that card from the Dockworker's Union?","text_w_direction":"It's more than necessary, Mike. We need this. Roy? You still have that card from the Dockworker's Union?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5539,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Roy","text":"In my truck.","text_w_direction":"In my truck.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5540,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Dockworker's?","text_w_direction":"Dockworker's?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5541,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Man, hook you up.","text_w_direction":"Man, hook you up.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5542,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Men","text":"","text_w_direction":"[generalized clapping]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5543,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Guy","text":"Come on, man.","text_w_direction":"Come on, man.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5544,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. You know what? I think the problem is the chicks.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. You know what? I think the problem is the chicks.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5545,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Union! Union, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Union! Union, yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5546,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"The problem is the chicks. And you gotta blame them.","text_w_direction":"The problem is the chicks. And you gotta blame them.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5547,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Are you with us Mike?","text_w_direction":"Are you with us Mike?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5548,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah-es.","text_w_direction":"Yeah-es.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5549,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Welcome to the warehouse.","text_w_direction":"Welcome to the warehouse.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5550,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Group chant","text":"Michael, Michael, Michael, Mi...","text_w_direction":"Michael, Michael, Michael, Mi...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5551,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Another issue is inequality of pay between men and women. I'm sure that all of you have felt that before...","text_w_direction":"Another issue is inequality of pay between men and women. I'm sure that all of you have felt that before...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5552,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"This is important. Ladies, take a breather. Jan, I uh wanna... Can I help you? Um... I wanted to say that the guys downstairs are thinking about forming a union. And they have some good points...","text_w_direction":"[knocks] This is important. Ladies, take a breather. Jan, I uh wanna... Can I help you? Um... I wanted to say that the guys downstairs are thinking about forming a union. And they have some good points...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5553,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"What? A union! What...","text_w_direction":"What? A union! What...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5554,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Don't get hysterical.","text_w_direction":"Don't get hysterical.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5555,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"I'm not...","text_w_direction":"I'm not...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5556,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Part of my job is knowing how to talk to women.","text_w_direction":"Part of my job is knowing how to talk to women.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5557,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Let's... be... rational... here. What are the pros? What are the cons?","text_w_direction":"Let's... be... rational... here. What are the pros? What are the cons?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5558,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"The cons are that everyone will lose their job. Michael. Everyone. Office, Warehouse. What do you think... the... pros... are... here?","text_w_direction":"The cons are that everyone will lose their job. Michael. Everyone. Office, Warehouse. What do you think... the... pros... are... here?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5559,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Don't talk to me that way please. Just... they're going to want to hear this from you.","text_w_direction":"Don't talk to me that way please. Just... they're going to want to hear this from you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5560,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"You got yourself into this Michael, so you get yourself out.","text_w_direction":"You got yourself into this Michael, so you get yourself out.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5561,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"But we're bonding down there!","text_w_direction":"But we're bonding down there!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5562,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"That's too bad.","text_w_direction":"That's too bad.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5563,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I mean I just don't want to have to tell them something they're not going to want to hear.","text_w_direction":"I mean I just don't want to have to tell them something they're not going to want to hear.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5564,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"I don't want to...","text_w_direction":"I don't want to...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5565,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Ok. Come on Jan. After all we've been through...","text_w_direction":"Ok. Come on Jan. After all we've been through...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5566,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Michael! Michael! Michael!","text_w_direction":"Michael! Michael! Michael!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5567,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"We have a history...","text_w_direction":"We have a history...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5568,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5569,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"...between us.","text_w_direction":"...between us.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5570,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Don't say another word.","text_w_direction":"Don't say another word.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5571,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I won't","text_w_direction":"I won't","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5572,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Get yourself down stairs.","text_w_direction":"Get yourself down stairs.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5573,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I'm just saying we have something... Ok. Whatever.","text_w_direction":"I'm just saying we have something... Ok. Whatever.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5574,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"You know what... we could get this done a lot quicker if we formed a type of assembly line.","text_w_direction":"You know what... we could get this done a lot quicker if we formed a type of assembly line.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5575,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"This here is a run-out-the-clock situation. Just like upstairs.","text_w_direction":"This here is a run-out-the-clock situation. Just like upstairs.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5576,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Sports metaphors are one of the ways women feel left out of the language of the office. Now, I know this might sound silly but a ... many women ask to go over it. So... Fumble means...","text_w_direction":"Sports metaphors are one of the ways women feel left out of the language of the office. Now, I know this might sound silly but a ... many women ask to go over it. So... Fumble means...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5577,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"Mistake.","text_w_direction":"Mistake.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5578,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Meredith","text":"Slip.","text_w_direction":"Slip.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5579,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Right. Par for the course is a golf term. It means right on track. Below par means worse. Wait... that should mean better, that doesn't make sense.","text_w_direction":"Right. Par for the course is a golf term. It means right on track. Below par means worse. Wait... that should mean better, that doesn't make sense.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5580,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"What about second base? Like if Michael said that he got to second base with you? Does that mean you like closed a deal?","text_w_direction":"What about second base? Like if Michael said that he got to second base with you? Does that mean you like closed a deal?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5581,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Excuse me?","text_w_direction":"Excuse me?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5582,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"I mean that's a baseball term, right?","text_w_direction":"I mean that's a baseball term, right?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5583,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"I don't know what Michael was talking about. I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know what Michael was talking about. I don't know.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5584,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"...and you went to Chili's and he got to second base with you.","text_w_direction":"[in the background] ...and you went to Chili's and he got to second base with you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5585,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Kelly, I don't know what Michael's talking about.","text_w_direction":"[in the background] Kelly, I don't know what Michael's talking about.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5586,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"He told everybody so I just want to know is that a baseball term...","text_w_direction":"[in the background] He told everybody so I just want to know is that a baseball term...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5587,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5588,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5589,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"How's it going down there?","text_w_direction":"How's it going down there?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5590,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"It's a complete... well, actually it's exactly what you'd expect, so... How are the girls?","text_w_direction":"It's a complete... well, actually it's exactly what you'd expect, so... How are the girls?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5591,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Good. We watched a video about our changing bodies.","text_w_direction":"Good. We watched a video about our changing bodies.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5592,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Did you really?","text_w_direction":"Did you really?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5593,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No. [laughs]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5594,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5595,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Almost.","text_w_direction":"Almost.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5596,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Good.","text_w_direction":"Good.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5597,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Um... but hey? Something kind of cool. There's this internship in graphic design that Jan was telling us about. She made it sound, like, really great.","text_w_direction":"Um... but hey? Something kind of cool. There's this internship in graphic design that Jan was telling us about. She made it sound, like, really great.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5598,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Nice. Well, what's it all about?","text_w_direction":"Nice. Well, what's it all about?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5599,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Um...","text_w_direction":"Um...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5600,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"I think you should do it. That's great!","text_w_direction":"I think you should do it. That's great!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5601,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"It's really cool.","text_w_direction":"It's really cool.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5602,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Cold front coming into the Warehouse. Uh oh! Better put on your ski boots! Woohoohoowoo. Waaaah! Happy New Year, Darryl! Hey,Darryl. You ever done this?","text_w_direction":"Cold front coming into the Warehouse. Uh oh! Better put on your ski boots! Woohoohoowoo. Waaaah! Happy New Year, Darryl! Hey,Darryl. You ever done this?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5603,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Are you married?","text_w_direction":"Are you married?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5604,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"I'm divorced.","text_w_direction":"I'm divorced.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5605,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"That must have been hard.","text_w_direction":"That must have been hard.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5606,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"It was. Yes.","text_w_direction":"It was. Yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5607,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"You were probably feeling really depressed and sad and that's why you did that thing with Michael.","text_w_direction":"You were probably feeling really depressed and sad and that's why you did that thing with Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5608,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"I think you should all spend a little more time thinking about your careers and less time on personal stuff.","text_w_direction":"I think you should all spend a little more time thinking about your careers and less time on personal stuff.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5609,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"Mmmm, I think we're all okay with the balance we've struck.","text_w_direction":"Mmmm, I think we're all okay with the balance we've struck.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5610,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"At least you don't have kids. You have no kids, right? Thank God.","text_w_direction":"At least you don't have kids. You have no kids, right? Thank God.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5611,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Okay. Let's take five. I think we can all use five.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Let's take five. I think we can all use five.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5612,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"How can someone so beautiful be so sad?","text_w_direction":"How can someone so beautiful be so sad?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5613,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5614,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Did you take care of the situation?","text_w_direction":"Did you take care of the situation?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5615,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yuh, yuh, yes! I... I have essentially...","text_w_direction":"Yuh, yuh, yes! I... I have essentially...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5616,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Excuse me.","text_w_direction":"Excuse me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5617,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I have essentially. Yes. I've taken some...","text_w_direction":"I have essentially. Yes. I've taken some...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5618,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Excuse me. I've been told there's been some interest in forming a Union and that Michael supported it. Obviously he's not a friend of yours because he didn't tell you the facts. So let me. If there is even a whiff of unionizing in this branch, I can guarantee you the branch will be shut down like that. They unionized in Pittsfield and we all know what happened in Pittsfield. It will cost each of you a fortune in legal fees and union dues and that will be nothing compared to the cost of losing your jobs. So I would think long and hard before sacrificing your savings and your futures just to send a message. If you have any further questions you can direct them to... to Michael.","text_w_direction":"Excuse me. I've been told there's been some interest in forming a Union and that Michael supported it. Obviously he's not a friend of yours because he didn't tell you the facts. So let me. If there is even a whiff of unionizing in this branch, I can guarantee you the branch will be shut down like that [snaps her fingers]. They unionized in Pittsfield and we all know what happened in Pittsfield. It will cost each of you a fortune in legal fees and union dues and that will be nothing compared to the cost of losing your jobs. So I would think long and hard before sacrificing your savings and your futures just to send a message. If you have any further questions you can direct them to... to Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5619,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Dreams are just that. They're dreams. They help get you through the day. Like the thing about the terrace. It's nice but... um... I don't know. It was just something I read in this book when I was twelve. The girl in the book has a terrace outside of her bedroom and she planted flowers on it and I just loved that. Just always kind of stuck with me.","text_w_direction":"Dreams are just that. They're dreams. They help get you through the day. Like the thing about the terrace. It's nice but... um... I don't know. It was just something I read in this book when I was twelve. The girl in the book has a terrace outside of her bedroom and she planted flowers on it and I just loved that. Just always kind of stuck with me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5620,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"So you're not doing it.","text_w_direction":"So you're not doing it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5621,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"How did you know?","text_w_direction":"How did you know?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5622,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Why not?","text_w_direction":"Why not?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5623,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Just like no big reason. Just a bunch of little reasons.","text_w_direction":"Just like no big reason. Just a bunch of little reasons.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5624,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Come on.","text_w_direction":"Come on.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5625,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Roy's right. There's no guarantee it's going to lead to anything anyway.","text_w_direction":"Roy's right. There's no guarantee it's going to lead to anything anyway.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5626,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Roy said that.","text_w_direction":"Roy said that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5627,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"What? You have something you want to say?","text_w_direction":"What? You have something you want to say?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5628,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"You got to take a chance on something sometime, Pam. I mean, do you want to be a receptionist here, always?","text_w_direction":"You got to take a chance on something sometime, Pam. I mean, do you want to be a receptionist here, always?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5629,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, excuse me! I'm fine with my choices!","text_w_direction":"Oh, excuse me! I'm fine with my choices!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5630,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"You are?","text_w_direction":"You are?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5631,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5632,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"It's impractical. I'm not going to try to get a house like that. Um... they don't even make houses like that in Scranton. So, I'm never going to... .","text_w_direction":"It's impractical. I'm not going to try to get a house like that. Um... they don't even make houses like that in Scranton. So, I'm never going to... .","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5633,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I'm just going to put this over there.","text_w_direction":"I'm just going to put this over there.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5634,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"This is not a good idea right here.","text_w_direction":"This is not a good idea right here.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5635,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"You did uh... okay.","text_w_direction":"You did uh... okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5636,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Pizza. Great equalizer. Rich people love pizza. Poor people love pizza. White people love pizza. Black people love pizza. Do black people like pizza?","text_w_direction":"Pizza. Great equalizer. Rich people love pizza. Poor people love pizza. White people love pizza. Black people love pizza. Do black people like pizza?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5637,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hey. Um... look guys, I'm sorry. Sometimes Jan can be such a bitch.","text_w_direction":"Hey. Um... look guys, I'm sorry. Sometimes Jan can be such a bitch.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5638,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"All the Men","text":"Generalized mumbling agreement. Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Generalized mumbling agreement. Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5639,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, watch it, watch it. We have a relationship.","text_w_direction":"Hey, watch it, watch it. We have a relationship.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5640,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you to our hosts.","text_w_direction":"Thank you to our hosts.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5641,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey Michael. This ain't over.","text_w_direction":"Hey Michael. This ain't over.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5642,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Ahhh! Excellent.","text_w_direction":"Ahhh! Excellent.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5643,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Is it good to be back. Yeah. I mean I love the guy stuff but to run an office you need men and women. You know why? Because you need to have that crazy sexual tension to keep things interesting.","text_w_direction":"Is it good to be back. Yeah. I mean I love the guy stuff but to run an office you need men and women. You know why? Because you need to have that crazy sexual tension to keep things interesting.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5644,"season":2,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Boys & Girls","director":"Dennie Gordon","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam. Uh... hold, please.","text_w_direction":"Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam. Uh... hold, please.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2323,"air_date":"2006-02-02"}
{"index":5645,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"I really like Valentine's Day in this office. It's kinda like grade school. Everybody gives out little presents and stuff. Like last year, Jim gave me this card, with Dwight's head on it, it was horrifying and funny and...","text_w_direction":"I really like Valentine's Day in this office. It's kinda like grade school. Everybody gives out little presents and stuff. Like last year, Jim gave me this card, with Dwight's head on it, it was horrifying and funny and...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5646,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Phyllis.","text_w_direction":"[Delivery man enters with a bouquet of red roses. Pam stands up to look at card.] Phyllis.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5647,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Delivery man","text":"Would you sign here?","text_w_direction":"Would you sign here? [Phyllis gets up from desk and walks over.]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5648,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Roy and I are saving for the wedding, so I made him promise not to get me anything too big.","text_w_direction":"Roy and I are saving for the wedding, so I made him promise not to get me anything too big.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5649,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Meredith","text":"\"Happy Valentine's Day darling. Love Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.\"","text_w_direction":"\"Happy Valentine's Day darling. Love Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.\"","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5650,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"Isn't he sweet?","text_w_direction":"Isn't he sweet?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5651,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Meredith","text":"Yeah. Wow.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Wow.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5652,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Alright Dwight, as you know I am heading to New York today. Doing a presentation on the branch to the new CFO.","text_w_direction":"Alright Dwight, as you know I am heading to New York today. [Dwight holds up passport.] Doing a presentation on the branch to the new CFO.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5653,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"And you want me to come with you.","text_w_direction":"And you want me to come with you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5654,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Nope. The opposite of that.","text_w_direction":"Nope. The opposite of that.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5655,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"I will stay here and run things on this end.","text_w_direction":"I will stay here and run things on this end.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5656,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, good.","text_w_direction":"Ok, good.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5657,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Question. Will you be seeing Jan when you're in New York?","text_w_direction":"Question. Will you be seeing Jan when you're in New York?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5658,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I probably will, why do you ask?","text_w_direction":"I probably will, why do you ask?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5659,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Well... It's Valentine's Day, and you guys, you know...","text_w_direction":"Well... It's Valentine's Day, and you guys, you know...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5660,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5661,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Screwed.","text_w_direction":"Screwed.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5662,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"What is your problem?","text_w_direction":"What is your problem?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5663,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"This is a business trip. I would have to be a raving lunatic to try to talk to Jan about what happened between us. Her words, not mine. She sent me an email this morning. But, it is Valentine's Day. It's New York. City of Love.","text_w_direction":"This is a business trip. I would have to be a raving lunatic to try to talk to Jan about what happened between us. Her words, not mine. She sent me an email this morning. But, it is Valentine's Day. It's New York. City of Love.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5664,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, Pam. You heart N.Y., right? You want me to pick you up anything?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Pam. You heart N.Y., right? You want me to pick you up anything?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5665,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"That's OK.","text_w_direction":"That's OK.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5666,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5667,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"The best present would be, you do a good job in front of the new CFO.","text_w_direction":"The best present would be, you do a good job in front of the new CFO.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5668,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Dude, I'm gonna nail it. Me in New York? Oh, I own that city. Fuggedaboudit! See ya!","text_w_direction":"Dude, I'm gonna nail it. Me in New York? Oh, I own that city. Fuggedaboudit! See ya!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5669,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Well here we go. On our way to New York. New York, New York. City so nice they named it twice. Manhattan is the other name.","text_w_direction":"Well here we go. On our way to New York. New York, New York. City so nice they named it twice. Manhattan is the other name.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5670,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"So I broke up with Katy and haven't been dating anybody else, so this year I don't have to worry about Valentine's Day. It's gonna be good. I invited a couple of friends over. We're gonna play some cards and I'll end up winning a lotta money. Because, they're idiots. It's gonna be great.","text_w_direction":"So I broke up with Katy and haven't been dating anybody else, so this year I don't have to worry about Valentine's Day. It's gonna be good. I invited a couple of friends over. We're gonna play some cards and I'll end up winning a lotta money. Because, they're idiots. It's gonna be great.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5671,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"What's this? What is this?","text_w_direction":"What's this? What is this?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5672,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"I dunno, it's on your desk.","text_w_direction":"I dunno, it's on your desk.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5673,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, but who put it here? And for what purpose?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but who put it here? And for what purpose?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5674,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"It was there when I sat down.","text_w_direction":"It was there when I sat down.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5675,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Happy Valentine's Day. It's me. I'm the bobble head. Yes! Ahh!","text_w_direction":"[opens box and reads card] Happy Valentine's Day. [pulls out bobble head] It's me. I'm the bobble head. Yes! [Angela smirks in background] Ahh!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5676,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"The meeting isn't 'til three, but I always like to come to New York little bit early and hit some of my favorite hunts, like right here, is my favorite New York pizza joint. And I'm gonna go get me a New York slice.","text_w_direction":"The meeting isn't 'til three, but I always like to come to New York little bit early and hit some of my favorite hunts, like right here, is my favorite New York pizza joint. And I'm gonna go get me a New York slice. [Michael walks toward Sbarro.]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5677,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Hey Kelly. What's up?","text_w_direction":"Hey Kelly. What's up?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5678,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"Nothing. Oh except, oh my God Jim. Last night, Ryan and I totally, finally hooked up. It was awesome.","text_w_direction":"Nothing. Oh except, oh my God Jim. Last night, Ryan and I totally, finally hooked up. It was awesome.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5679,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"OH, that's great. I'm really happy for","text_w_direction":"OH, that's great. I'm really happy for [starts to walk away]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5680,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"And it was so funny 'cause we were at this bar with his friends and I was sitting next to him the whole night and he wasn't making a move, so in my head I was like \"Ryan, what's taking you so long?\" And then he kissed me. And I didn't know what to say.","text_w_direction":"And it was so funny 'cause we were at this bar with his friends and I was sitting next to him the whole night and he wasn't making a move, so in my head I was like \"Ryan, what's taking you so long?\" And then he kissed me. And I didn't know what to say.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5681,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5682,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"So I said, \"Ryan, what took you so long?\" And I just said that to him, can you believe that?","text_w_direction":"So I said, \"Ryan, what took you so long?\" And I just said that to him, can you believe that?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5683,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5684,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh my God, Jim, is that embarrassing? I'm embarrassed.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, Jim, is that embarrassing? I'm embarrassed.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5685,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"No, don't be.","text_w_direction":"No, don't be.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5686,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh, thank God, because I was nervous, Jim, you will not believe.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thank God, because I was nervous, Jim, you will not believe.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5687,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"I bet.","text_w_direction":"I bet.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5688,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"So nervous, but now -- now I have a boyfriend.","text_w_direction":"So nervous, but now -- now I have a boyfriend.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5689,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright. [Kelly squeals]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5690,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"I hooked up with her on February 13th.","text_w_direction":"[anguished] I hooked up with her on February 13th.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5691,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Here it is, heart of New York City, Times Square. Named for the good times you have when you're in it. Most people when they come to New York, they go straight to the Empire State Building, that's pretty touristy. I come here. Great places to eat. We have Bubba Gump Shrimp, Red Lobster down there. Ya know. This is, this is the heart of civilization, right here.","text_w_direction":"Here it is, heart of New York City, Times Square. Named for the good times you have when you're in it. Most people when they come to New York, they go straight to the Empire State Building, that's pretty touristy. I come here. Great places to eat. [points] We have Bubba Gump Shrimp, Red Lobster down there. Ya know. This is, this is the heart of civilization, right here.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5692,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Woah.","text_w_direction":"Woah. [Delivery man with flowers]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5693,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Guess what?","text_w_direction":"Guess what?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5694,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"Really, Oh, they're from Bob again.","text_w_direction":"Really, Oh, they're from Bob again.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5695,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"That's great.","text_w_direction":"That's great. [Meredith scowls]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5696,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Everybody takes the subway in New York. It's fast, it's efficient, gets you there on time. It's a way to Okay, there's a guy pooping in a cardboard box down there.","text_w_direction":"Everybody takes the subway in New York. It's fast, it's efficient, gets you there on time. It's a way to [turns and rushes back up stairs] Okay, there's a guy pooping in a cardboard box down there.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5697,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"This is the world famous Rockefeller Center. Founded, of course by Theodore Rockefeller. This is a skating rink and I think the Rangers practice there sometimes and it's, that's Tina Fey. That's Tina Fey from Saturday Night Live. Hello? Hello, hi? OH, I'm sorry, I thought you were, OK, I thought that was. She, she looked a lot like Tina Fey. Hello, hello, I thought that was Tina Fey, but it wasn't. So... Are you serious? He was here? When, when I was talking to the fake Tina Fey? Come on! And are you, argh.","text_w_direction":"This is the world famous Rockefeller Center. Founded, of course by Theodore Rockefeller. This is a skating rink and I think the Rangers practice there sometimes and it's, that's Tina Fey [points]. That's Tina Fey from Saturday Night Live. Hello? Hello, hi? [walks over] OH, I'm sorry, I thought you were [Conan O'Brien walks in front of Michael], OK, I thought that was. She, she looked a lot like Tina Fey. [to camera] Hello, hello, I thought that was Tina Fey, but it wasn't. So... Are you serious? He was here? When, when I was talking to the fake Tina Fey? Come on! And are you, argh.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5698,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Hello Angela. Did you hear, somebody rocked the house and got me the best present I've ever gotten.","text_w_direction":"Hello Angela. Did you hear, somebody rocked the house and got me the best present I've ever gotten.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5699,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Really? I wouldn't know anything about that, but I'm glad you enjoyed it.","text_w_direction":"Really? I wouldn't know anything about that, but I'm glad you enjoyed it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5700,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh I did. I did.","text_w_direction":"Oh I did. I did.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5701,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"I didn't get anything for Valentine's Day.","text_w_direction":"I didn't get anything for Valentine's Day.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5702,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, I bet you will before the day is over.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I bet you will before the day is over.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5703,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Really? Well, I hope I do.","text_w_direction":"Really? Well, I hope I do.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5704,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I would love to live in New York someday. It's a big dream of mine. Work for corporate, with Jan. It'd be awesome. Go to Broadway shows, eat hot dogs. Scranton is great, but New York, is like Scranton on acid, no on speed, no on steroids. OK, umm, I think, that's either the Hudson or the East, so we're back, should be back this way. There's a lotta pressure on me right now. It's like Michael Jordan, in the NBA finals. Or, like Stormin' Norman Schwarzkopf, and this presentation is desert storm and as soon as it's over, we will not have to deal with those Iraqis anymore. Let's do it.","text_w_direction":"I would love to live in New York someday. It's a big dream of mine. Work for corporate, with Jan. It'd be awesome. Go to Broadway shows, eat hot dogs. Scranton is great, but New York, is like Scranton on acid, no on speed, no on steroids. [Michael sees it's the end of a street.] OK, umm, I think, that's either the Hudson or the East, so we're back, should be back this way. There's a lotta pressure on me right now. It's like Michael Jordan, in the NBA finals. Or, like Stormin' Norman Schwarzkopf, and this presentation is desert storm and as soon as it's over, we will not have to deal with those Iraqis anymore. Let's do it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5705,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Nah that's alright. Spend money on her, instead of giving it to us. That's fine. No, I didn't even have a seat for you anyway. Yeah, hahaha, alright man, have a good night. Bye.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Nah that's alright. Spend money on her, instead of giving it to us. That's fine. No, I didn't even have a seat for you anyway. Yeah, hahaha, alright man, have a good night. Bye.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5706,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Woah, woah","text_w_direction":"Woah, woah [Delivery man with oversized bear]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5707,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Delivery man","text":"Phyllis Lapin.","text_w_direction":"Phyllis Lapin.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5708,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"OH, Holy God!","text_w_direction":"OH, Holy God!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5709,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Delivery man","text":"It's from Bob.","text_w_direction":"It's from Bob.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5710,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Man, that thing's bigger than I am.","text_w_direction":"Man, that thing's bigger than I am.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5711,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Delivery man","text":"No, it's not.","text_w_direction":"No, it's not.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5712,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh zip it.","text_w_direction":"Oh zip it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5713,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"There they are. What's up? Hey hey.","text_w_direction":"There they are. What's up? Hey hey.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5714,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Craig","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5715,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Josh","text":"Michael Scott.","text_w_direction":"Michael Scott. [sticks out hand for handshake]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5716,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Josh Porter, high five. Bam.","text_w_direction":"Josh Porter, high five. [They high five] Bam.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5717,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Josh","text":"You know Dan Gore from Buffalo.","text_w_direction":"You know Dan Gore from Buffalo.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5718,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, how ya doing? Nobody needs to introduce this guy. Craiggers.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, how ya doing? Nobody needs to introduce this guy. Craiggers. [bump fists]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5719,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Craig","text":"What's up buddy?","text_w_direction":"What's up buddy?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5720,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"You have been kicked out of every strip club in Albany, is that true?","text_w_direction":"You have been kicked out of every strip club in Albany, is that true?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5721,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Craig","text":"Guilty, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Guilty, yeah.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5722,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"So what's going on? What I miss?","text_w_direction":"So what's going on? What I miss?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5723,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Josh","text":"Not much, they're uh, I guess running late upstairs, so we're just waiting for the presentations.","text_w_direction":"Not much, they're uh, I guess running late upstairs, so we're just waiting for the presentations.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5724,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Cool. Good, good, good. Give us some time to catch up, and...","text_w_direction":"Cool. Good, good, good. Give us some time to catch up, and... [awkward silence]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5725,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Pam. Hi, How ya doing? Good. Listen, uh may I speak with you... privately?","text_w_direction":"Pam. Hi, How ya doing? Good. Listen, uh may I speak with you... privately?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5726,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"You can't fire me, Dwight, just 'cause Michael's not here.","text_w_direction":"You can't fire me, Dwight, just 'cause Michael's not here.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5727,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"No, Pam, Just. Just,","text_w_direction":"No, Pam, Just. Just, [tilts head away, towards another room]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5728,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"You need to get something for your girlfriend.","text_w_direction":"You need to get something for your girlfriend.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5729,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Girlfriend. Yes, and the reason I didn't get anything for this particular person - who shall remain nameless - is that she's not really the kind of person you'd think would be into Valentine's Day. She's kind of...","text_w_direction":"[same time as Pam] Girlfriend. Yes, and the reason I didn't get anything for this particular person - who shall remain nameless - is that she's not really the kind of person you'd think would be into Valentine's Day. She's kind of...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5730,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Tightly wound?","text_w_direction":"Tightly wound?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5731,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"(smirking) Exactly.","text_w_direction":"(smirking) Exactly.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5732,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Ok, well, sometimes the gift is really about the gesture, you know, like what it means, instead of what it is.","text_w_direction":"Ok, well, sometimes the gift is really about the gesture, you know, like what it means, instead of what it is.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5733,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"You mean, like a ham?","text_w_direction":"You mean, like a ham?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5734,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"No, not like a ham. It's about doing something, so that the person knows that you really care about her.","text_w_direction":"No, not like a ham. It's about doing something, so that the person knows that you really care about her.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5735,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok, I get it.","text_w_direction":"Ok, I get it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5736,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"That you remember her.","text_w_direction":"That you remember her.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5737,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok, shut up. I know exactly what to do.","text_w_direction":"Ok, shut up. I know exactly what to do. [gets up and leaves]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5738,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Josh","text":"What about you, Craig, you lose anyone?","text_w_direction":"What about you, Craig, you lose anyone?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5739,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Craig","text":"Oh man, Jan, called me in September and said \"You gotta fire four people,\" and I was just like, \"What?\" Ya know?","text_w_direction":"Oh man, Jan, called me in September and said \"You gotta fire four people,\" and I was just like, \"What?\" Ya know?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5740,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Josh","text":"Did you?","text_w_direction":"Did you?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5741,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Craig","text":"No, I just ignored her. She's the worse.","text_w_direction":"No, I just ignored her. She's the worse.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5742,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Josh","text":"She is our boss.","text_w_direction":"She is our boss.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5743,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Craig","text":"She ain't my boss dude. I don't work for that bitch.","text_w_direction":"She ain't my boss dude. I don't work for that bitch.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5744,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Ay, Kay. Come on, you know, that's not. Cool it.","text_w_direction":"Ay, Kay. Come on, you know, that's not. Cool it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5745,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Craig","text":"What? You like Jan? How can you like Jan?","text_w_direction":"What? You like Jan? How can you like Jan?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5746,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Maybe because she's my girlfriend. Was, or not my girlfriend. She's... we hooked up and...","text_w_direction":"Maybe because she's my girlfriend. [starts retracting statement] Was, or not my girlfriend. She's... we hooked up and...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5747,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Josh","text":"You hooked up with Jan?","text_w_direction":"You hooked up with Jan?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5748,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"You know, months ago, just once, It's, just stupid. Just forget it,","text_w_direction":"You know, months ago, just once, It's, just stupid. Just forget it,","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5749,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Josh","text":"Yeah, let's change the subject.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, let's change the subject.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5750,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, yeah.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5751,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"I don't know what he's thinking, but I would just be so psyched if we just dated forever.","text_w_direction":"I don't know what he's thinking, but I would just be so psyched if we just dated forever.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5752,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Take it slow. 'Cause it seems like a lot of the time things like that need...","text_w_direction":"Take it slow. 'Cause it seems like a lot of the time things like that need... [Ryan walks in]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5753,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Soda.","text_w_direction":"Soda.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5754,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"Cool. Hey, so... do you want to... do something tonight? Or...","text_w_direction":"[to Ryan] Cool. Hey, so... do you want to... do something tonight? Or...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5755,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, no, not while I'm here.","text_w_direction":"[under breath] Oh, no, not while I'm here.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5756,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"I mean, I know it's Valentine's Day, or whatever, but there's totally no pressure at all, of any kind. What so ever. So...","text_w_direction":"I mean, I know it's Valentine's Day, or whatever, but there's totally no pressure at all, of any kind. What so ever. So...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5757,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"I can't tonight. I have plans with my friends.","text_w_direction":"I can't tonight. I have plans with my friends.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5758,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"OK, That's cool. I completely understand.","text_w_direction":"OK, That's cool. I completely understand.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5759,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Cool. Cool. OK.","text_w_direction":"Cool. Cool. OK.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5760,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Josh Porter, Stamford.","text_w_direction":"Josh Porter, Stamford.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5761,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"David","text_w_direction":"David [to Josh and shakes hands]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5762,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Josh","text":"Nice to meet you.","text_w_direction":"Nice to meet you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5763,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"And Michael Scott, Scranton.","text_w_direction":"And Michael Scott, Scranton.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5764,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"Nice to meet you.","text_w_direction":"Nice to meet you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5765,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Ditto. How are you Jan?","text_w_direction":"Ditto. [to Jan] How are you Jan?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5766,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Fine Michael. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Fine Michael. Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5767,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"OK. So we are in the process of doing a complete review of the company's financial strengths. All I'd like to do today is to...","text_w_direction":"OK. So we are in the process of doing a complete review of the company's financial strengths. All I'd like to do today is to...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5768,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Nervous, no I'm not nervous. Well, I guess I'd be lying if I didn't say I was a little nervous. Umm, the new CFO is judging me on this too, and well, it is Michael, so. Yeah, I'm very nervous.","text_w_direction":"Nervous, no I'm not nervous. Well, I guess I'd be lying if I didn't say I was a little nervous. Umm, the new CFO is judging me on this too, and well, it is Michael, so. Yeah, I'm very nervous.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5769,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Josh","text":"So with the twelve new local accounts, we had a total of four percent organic growth, which was just above our pre-year targets.","text_w_direction":"So with the twelve new local accounts, we had a total of four percent organic growth, which was just above our pre-year targets.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5770,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"Thanks very much.","text_w_direction":"Thanks very much.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5771,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Josh","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5772,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"OK, Michael.","text_w_direction":"OK, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5773,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"What is a business? Is it a collection of numbers and sales reports? Sure. But as you know, David and Jan, it is much more.","text_w_direction":"What is a business? Is it a collection of numbers and sales reports? Sure. But as you know, David and Jan, it is much more. [plays video on screen. David and Jan have confused looks on their faces.]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5774,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Life moves a little slower in Scranton, Pennsylvania. And that's the way we like it. Because at Dunder Mifflin Scranton, we're not just in the paper business, we're in the people business. Let's meet some of the folks that make the Scranton branch so special. This is Stanley Hudson, one of our talented salesman. An African-American father of two, Stanley's dedication is no doubt one of the hallmark's of the foundation of the business we're hoping to build our bases on.","text_w_direction":"[video dialogue for \"The Faces of Scranton\"] Life moves a little slower in Scranton, Pennsylvania. And that's the way we like it. Because at Dunder Mifflin Scranton, we're not just in the paper business, we're in the people business. Let's meet some of the folks that make the Scranton branch so special. [video shows Stanley at desk] This is Stanley Hudson, one of our talented salesman. An African-American father of two, Stanley's dedication is no doubt one of the hallmark's of the foundation of the business we're hoping to build our bases on.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5775,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, I shot a bunch of footage around the office, edited it together on my Mac. I was thinking of entering it into some festivals. Probably won't. You know, not what this is about.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I shot a bunch of footage around the office, edited it together on my Mac. I was thinking of entering it into some festivals. Probably won't. You know, not what this is about.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5776,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"And finally, Pam Beesly. Look at her. Look how cute. Not bad at all. As the receptionist, Pam is truly the gateway to our world. Well, I hope this gave you a little taste of what life is like here at Dunder Mifflin, Scranton. What it's like to walk a mile in Oscar's shoes. Or try on Phyllis' pants. Maybe even one of Angela's famous brownies. And you'll know, that you're home.","text_w_direction":"[video dialogue] And finally, Pam Beesly. Look at her. Look how cute. Not bad at all. As the receptionist, Pam is truly the gateway to our world. Well, I hope this gave you a little taste of what life is like here at Dunder Mifflin, Scranton. What it's like to walk a mile in Oscar's shoes. Or try on Phyllis' pants. Maybe even one of Angela's famous brownies. And you'll know, that you're home. [video says, \"Great Scott!\"]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5777,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Questions?","text_w_direction":"Questions?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5778,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"Wow. OK, OK, thank you Michael, that was great.","text_w_direction":"Wow. OK, OK, thank you Michael, that was great.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5779,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, thank you.","text_w_direction":"Yes, thank you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5780,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"But, for right now what, I would really like to know about is the branch's performance, so do you have that information as well?","text_w_direction":"But, for right now what, I would really like to know about is the branch's performance, so do you have that information as well?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5781,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, absolutely David. Get that for you. I umm...","text_w_direction":"Yes, absolutely David. Get that for you. I umm... [hands over report]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5782,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Delivery man","text":"Can you sign?","text_w_direction":"[with flowers] Can you sign?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5783,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5784,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Oscar.","text_w_direction":"[delivering plant to Oscar's desk] Oscar.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5785,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Nothing for me?","text_w_direction":"Nothing for me?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5786,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Join the club.","text_w_direction":"[walks away] Join the club.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5787,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Whose it from?","text_w_direction":"Whose it from? [to Oscar]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5788,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"My mom.","text_w_direction":"My mom. [puts card in pocket]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5789,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"It's frustrating, because we'd be so perfect together.","text_w_direction":"It's frustrating, because we'd be so perfect together.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5790,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"You know what? Here's the deal, Kelly. It would be really nice if he was in to you, right? It'd be great, but he isn't.","text_w_direction":"You know what? Here's the deal, Kelly. It would be really nice if he was in to you, right? It'd be great, but he isn't.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5791,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"Yeah, it would be so great if he was.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it would be so great if he was.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5792,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Well, he's not, though. So you just gotta suck it up. You just gotta move on. Try to have some fun. Come to my poker game tonight.","text_w_direction":"Well, he's not, though. So you just gotta suck it up. You just gotta move on. Try to have some fun. Come to my poker game tonight.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5793,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"Okay, cool. Is it okay if I invite Ryan?","text_w_direction":"Okay, cool. Is it okay if I invite Ryan? [Jim leaves]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5794,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dan","text":"And that about does it, thank you.","text_w_direction":"And that about does it, thank you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5795,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"OK. Craig,","text_w_direction":"OK. [looks toward Craig] Craig,","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5796,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Craig","text":"Yeah. Here's the deal. I did not understand this was supposed to be a full on... like report or whatnot.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Here's the deal. I did not understand this was supposed to be a full on... like report or whatnot.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5797,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Um, I'm sorry, what did you think financial presentation meant?","text_w_direction":"Um, I'm sorry, what did you think financial presentation meant?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5798,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Craig","text":"I was under the impression this was, more of like... a meet and greet type deal.","text_w_direction":"I was under the impression this was, more of like... a meet and greet type deal.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5799,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"So, does that mean you don't have the numbers on your branch?","text_w_direction":"So, does that mean you don't have the numbers on your branch?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5800,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Craig","text":"That is correct, yes.","text_w_direction":"That is correct, yes.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5801,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Craig, you realize that we're trying to decide whether if drastic steps need to be taken?","text_w_direction":"Craig, you realize that we're trying to decide whether if drastic steps need to be taken?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5802,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Craig","text":"Look, I'm sorry, I didn't know.","text_w_direction":"Look, I'm sorry, I didn't know.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5803,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Well, the point is, is that doesn't exactly bode well for your branch.","text_w_direction":"Well, the point is, is that doesn't exactly bode well for your branch.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5804,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Craig","text":"Oh man, you know what? Michael made that stupid movie, he doesn't get into any trouble? Maybe I should have slept with you, too.","text_w_direction":"Oh man, you know what? Michael made that stupid movie, he doesn't get into any trouble? Maybe I should have slept with you, too. [David looks at Jan, who glares at Michael.]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5805,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, ok. Alright.","text_w_direction":"Oh, ok. Alright.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5806,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"NO, NO I'm not, I'm not, I just... I just don't know what to do anymore, Michael. I mean, we're all gonna get fired.","text_w_direction":"NO, NO I'm not, I'm not, I just... I just don't know what to do anymore, Michael. I mean, we're all gonna get fired.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5807,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No you're not.","text_w_direction":"No you're not.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5808,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Yeah, Michael - the CFO thinks that we slept together. Do you understand, people get fired for much less? And I just can't believe that you told everybody and we didn't even sleep together.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, Michael - the CFO thinks that we slept together. Do you understand, people get fired for much less? And I just [scratches head] can't believe that you told everybody and we didn't even sleep together.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5809,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Technically, we fell asleep in the same bed. So...","text_w_direction":"Technically, we fell asleep in the same bed. So...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5810,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Oh, God. Michael. It was months ago. It was once, It's over. Do you understand?","text_w_direction":"Oh, God. Michael. It was months ago. It was once, It's over. Do you understand?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5811,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. I'm sorry. I will fix this. I'll talk to him. I'll talk to David.","text_w_direction":"Yes. I'm sorry. I will fix this. I'll talk to him. I'll talk to David.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5812,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Surely, you cannot be serious?","text_w_direction":"Surely, you cannot be serious?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5813,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley. Airplane.","text_w_direction":"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley. Airplane.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5814,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. You have to snare it. And then you have to tame it. Keep it happy. Care for it. Feed it. Lovingly, the way an animal deserves to be loved. And my animal deserves a lot of loving.","text_w_direction":"Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. You have to snare it. And then you have to tame it. Keep it happy. Care for it. Feed it. Lovingly, the way an animal deserves to be loved. And my animal deserves a lot of loving.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5815,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Roy","text":"Hey babe.","text_w_direction":"Hey babe.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5816,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5817,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Roy","text":"You almost ready to go?","text_w_direction":"You almost ready to go?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5818,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"I guess, yeah.","text_w_direction":"I guess, yeah.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5819,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Roy","text":"What's wrong?","text_w_direction":"What's wrong?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5820,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Nothing, it's just I had to sit here all day, while Phyllis got like an entire garden delivered to her.","text_w_direction":"Nothing, it's just I had to sit here all day, while Phyllis got like an entire garden delivered to her.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5821,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Roy","text":"What, you're mad at me?","text_w_direction":"What, you're mad at me?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5822,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"I mean, I know that we said no big gifts, but I was kind of hoping you'd get me something for Valentine's Day.","text_w_direction":"I mean, I know that we said no big gifts, but I was kind of hoping you'd get me something for Valentine's Day.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5823,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Roy","text":"Well, Valentine's Day isn't over. Let's get you home and you are gonna get the best s*x of you life.","text_w_direction":"Well, Valentine's Day isn't over. Let's get you home and you are gonna get the best s*x of you life.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5824,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"You understand this is a very serious situation.","text_w_direction":"You understand this is a very serious situation.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5825,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No no no no no, yes I, OK, well, alright, here's the deal. It's my fault. This is, this is totally on me. Before you guys came in, I was talking to the guys. We were all chatting and I made a joke, a really dumb joke and Craig the idiot took it seriously.","text_w_direction":"No no no no no, yes I, OK, well, alright, here's the deal. It's my fault. This is, this is totally on me. Before you guys came in, I was talking to the guys. We were all chatting and I made a joke, a really dumb joke and Craig the idiot took it seriously. [Jan looks at Michael]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5826,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"You made a joke?","text_w_direction":"You made a joke?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5827,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I did, it was stupid. And Craig, you saw him, he's not the sharpest tool in the shed. Although he is a tool.","text_w_direction":"I did, it was stupid. And Craig, you saw him, he's not the sharpest tool in the shed. Although he is a tool. [David grins]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5828,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"Well I don't need to explain to you that even a joke about sexual relations with your boss...","text_w_direction":"Well I don't need to explain to you that even a joke about sexual relations with your boss...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5829,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I know. It was borderline at best and... And Jan is a fantastic executive and has all the integrity in the world and um, I'm really sorry. It will never happen again.","text_w_direction":"I know. It was borderline at best and... And Jan is a fantastic executive and has all the integrity in the world and um, I'm really sorry. It will never happen again.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5830,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Uh, that's fine. Let's just forget it.","text_w_direction":"Uh, that's fine. Let's just forget it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5831,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"Good.","text_w_direction":"Good. [Michael leaves office]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5832,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Heading out?","text_w_direction":"Heading out?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5833,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. Alright, Beesly, Hey, Happy Valentine's Day.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Alright, Beesly, Hey, Happy Valentine's Day.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5834,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Bye.","text_w_direction":"Bye. [Jim leaves]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5835,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"Goodnight Pam.","text_w_direction":"Goodnight Pam. [Leaves with oversized bear on back.]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5836,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Night Phyllis.","text_w_direction":"Night Phyllis.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5837,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Oh, Michael. Thank you again for that, really. It was very nice.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Michael. Thank you again for that, really. It was very nice.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5838,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, no big deal. Really. Sorry again.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no big deal. Really. Sorry again.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5839,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Oh, no, it's OK. So, uh, Happy valentine's Day.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, it's OK. [Puts hand in way of elevator door to stop from closing.] So, uh, Happy valentine's Day.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5840,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, Happy Valentine's Day.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, Happy Valentine's Day. [Jan turns and then kisses Michael. Michael looks and sees camera, Jan turns and sees camera, too. Elevator door closes.]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5841,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5842,"season":2,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Valentine's Day","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Oy vey... schmear.","text_w_direction":"Oy vey... schmear. [Points at Fiddler on the Roof playing at Minskoff Theatre and does a dance.]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2345,"air_date":"2006-02-09"}
{"index":5843,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Let's think this through. If we ask Corporate for that then...","text_w_direction":"Let's think this through. If we ask Corporate for that then...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5844,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"They are either going to say yes... or no.","text_w_direction":"They are either going to say yes... or no.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5845,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Could go either way. We don't know what they are going to say.","text_w_direction":"Could go either way. We don't know what they are going to say.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5846,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Think it through.","text_w_direction":"Think it through.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5847,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Have to think it through. Because if they say no...","text_w_direction":"Have to think it through. Because if they say no...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5848,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Can we not?","text_w_direction":"Can we not?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5849,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No! Yes, we have to! You know why? Because I don't like to be cooped up in that office! In that box! All day long. Heisman! Because I need to think. Okay, Jim? Oh, Kevin, oh! Nice catch. Mmmm, mmm, mmm,mmm. Os-car! Intercepted.","text_w_direction":"No! Yes, we have to! You know why? Because I don't like to be cooped up in that office! In that box! All day long. [Michael starts playing with a football in the office] Heisman! Because I need to think. Okay, Jim? Oh, Kevin, oh! [laughs] Nice catch. Mmmm, mmm, mmm,mmm. Os-car! Intercepted.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5850,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Still want that.","text_w_direction":"Still want that.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5851,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Give it to me. Phyllis, give me the ball. Ok, give me the ball. Give me, you guys... Creed give me the ball! Right now give it to me.","text_w_direction":"Give it to me. Phyllis, give me the ball. Ok, give me the ball. Give me, you guys... Creed give me the ball! Right now give it to me.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5852,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"Ryan!","text_w_direction":"Ryan!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5853,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Fumble! Yaaah!","text_w_direction":"Fumble! Yaaah!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5854,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5855,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Hut! Hut! Hut! Hike!","text_w_direction":"Hut! Hut! Hut! Hike!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5856,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You all right Ryan?","text_w_direction":"You all right Ryan?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5857,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Ryan.","text_w_direction":"Ryan.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5858,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5859,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Pam!","text_w_direction":"Pam!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5860,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Ooh. They're having a sale on TiVo. Maybe I should get a TiVo. Oh. DVD Burner! Maybe I should get one of those. You are so lucky, Jim. You are so lucky you don't have this problem. What was the 9th place prize again? A loaf of bread?","text_w_direction":"Ooh. They're having a sale on TiVo. Maybe I should get a TiVo. Oh. DVD Burner! Maybe I should get one of those. You are so lucky, Jim. You are so lucky you don't have this problem. What was the 9th place prize again? A loaf of bread?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5861,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Cugino's pizza.","text_w_direction":"Cugino's pizza.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5862,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, great. Tasty, terrific pizza. Hmm. Question","text_w_direction":"Oh, great. Tasty, terrific pizza. Hmm. Question","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5863,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight was the top salesman of the year at our company. He wins a little prize money and gets honored at some convention. It is literally the highest possible honor that a Northeastern Pennsylvania-Based Mid-size Paper Company Regional Salesman can attain, so...","text_w_direction":"Dwight was the top salesman of the year at our company. He wins a little prize money and gets honored at some convention. It is literally the highest possible honor that a Northeastern Pennsylvania-Based Mid-size Paper Company Regional Salesman can attain, so...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5864,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"What did I do to deserve this?","text_w_direction":"What did I do to deserve this?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5865,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Are you sad that Dwight beat you?","text_w_direction":"Are you sad that Dwight beat you?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5866,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5867,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Are you going to cry, Jim? Do you need a tissue?","text_w_direction":"Are you going to cry, Jim? Do you need a tissue?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5868,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Hey, I heard you got a wedding dress. Do you have pictures?","text_w_direction":"Hey, I heard you got a wedding dress. Do you have pictures?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5869,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Oh! I... uh... yeah. Um... I'll uh show them to you later.","text_w_direction":"Oh! I... uh... yeah. Um... I'll uh show them to you later.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5870,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5871,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, I should get back. Talk to you guys later.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I should get back. Talk to you guys later.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5872,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Ok, cool.","text_w_direction":"Ok, cool.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5873,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I have a ton of stuff to do for the wedding. And I have to do it in the office. And that can be kind of awkward. Um... just because people can get all weird about wedding stuff. Then... I just... I don't want to offend... Angela... or someone.","text_w_direction":"I have a ton of stuff to do for the wedding. And I have to do it in the office. And that can be kind of awkward. Um... just because people can get all weird about wedding stuff. Then... I just... I don't want to offend... Angela... or someone.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5874,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"That's what she said!","text_w_direction":"That's what she said!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5875,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Ha! I don't get it.","text_w_direction":"Ha! I don't get it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5876,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Grapes. Seductive. So you ready for the big speech this afternoon?","text_w_direction":"Grapes. Seductive. So you ready for the big speech this afternoon?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5877,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, it's not really a big speech. You still coming right?","text_w_direction":"Well, it's not really a big speech. You still coming right?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5878,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh! Abso-fruit-ly. Fruit. Grapes. Nailed the joke. Matter of time. Um... And yes, it is a big speech. Biggest of your life.","text_w_direction":"Oh! Abso-fruit-ly. Fruit. Grapes. Nailed the joke. Matter of time. Um... And yes, it is a big speech. Biggest of your life.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5879,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Speaker at the Sales Convention. Been there, done that. Went there again, did it again. Two years in a row. Consecutive. I just... I miss the feeling of knowing that you did a good job because someone gives you proof of it. Sir, you're awesome! Here's a plaque. What, a whole year has gone by and you need more proof? Here's a certificate. They stopped making plaques that year.","text_w_direction":"Speaker at the Sales Convention. Been there, done that. Went there again, did it again. Two years in a row. Consecutive. I just... I miss the feeling of knowing that you did a good job because someone gives you proof of it. Sir, you're awesome! Here's a plaque. What, a whole year has gone by and you need more proof? Here's a certificate. They stopped making plaques that year.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5880,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"What if I give a really long, extended Thank You. For instance, \"Thank you, Mr. Blank. Thank you very, very, very...\"","text_w_direction":"What if I give a really long, extended Thank You. For instance, \"Thank you, Mr. Blank. Thank you very, very, very...\"","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5881,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"That would look terrible. These are mostly salesmen and salesmen expect to be entertained and you are the main act.","text_w_direction":"That would look terrible. These are mostly salesmen and salesmen expect to be entertained and you are the main act.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5882,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"When I was in the sixth grade, I was a finalist in our school Spelling Bee. It was me against Raj Patel. And I misspelled, in front of the entire school, the word 'failure'.","text_w_direction":"When I was in the sixth grade, I was a finalist in our school Spelling Bee. It was me against Raj Patel. And I misspelled, in front of the entire school, the word 'failure'.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5883,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I can't do this.","text_w_direction":"I can't do this.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5884,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"That's because you're incapable of doing it because you don't know how. Because you have no skills. Dwight, there's no way I can possibly teach you what you need to know about public speaking by speech time.","text_w_direction":"That's because you're incapable of doing it because you don't know how. Because you have no skills. Dwight, there's no way I can possibly teach you what you need to know about public speaking by speech time.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5885,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, okay.","text_w_direction":"Oh, okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5886,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"But I can teach you enough so that you don't embarrass me or the company.","text_w_direction":"But I can teach you enough so that you don't embarrass me or the company.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5887,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, deal! I'll do whatever you say. No questions asked.","text_w_direction":"Okay, deal! I'll do whatever you say. No questions asked.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5888,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well, if you have a question, you should ask me.","text_w_direction":"Well, if you have a question, you should ask me.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5889,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I'll try and think of one. When...","text_w_direction":"I'll try and think of one. When...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5890,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Don't. Don't try and think of a question to humor me. Just... try not to be such an idiot.","text_w_direction":"Don't. Don't try and think of a question to humor me. Just... try not to be such an idiot.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5891,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Is that an insult or is that part of the public speaking advice?","text_w_direction":"Is that an insult or is that part of the public speaking advice?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5892,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Insult.","text_w_direction":"Insult.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5893,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Mom, I'm sorry. I know you and Dad are chipping in for the wedding but I do not want orange invitations. Yes! Well, if you really want my...","text_w_direction":"Mom, I'm sorry. I know you and Dad are chipping in for the wedding but I do not want orange invitations. Yes! Well, if you really want my...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5894,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Hi, yeah, can I talk to one of your travel agents?","text_w_direction":"Hi, yeah, can I talk to one of your travel agents?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5895,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I'm going to take a trip. I'm going to get out of town for a while... and go someplace... not here.","text_w_direction":"I'm going to take a trip. I'm going to get out of town for a while... and go someplace... not here.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5896,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Where do I want to go? Um... that is an excellent question. And one I should have probably thought about before I called you. Um...","text_w_direction":"Where do I want to go? Um... that is an excellent question. And one I should have probably thought about before I called you. Um...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5897,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"I get here early every morning so I can set the thermostat. I like it a little cooler, around 66 degrees. I'm more productive. Maybe some people don't like it as cold as I do, but I don't care.","text_w_direction":"I get here early every morning so I can set the thermostat. I like it a little cooler, around 66 degrees. I'm more productive. Maybe some people don't like it as cold as I do, but I don't care.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5898,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"But seriously, what's the difference between a salesman and a saleswoman?","text_w_direction":"[stand up comic voice] But seriously, what's the difference between a salesman and a saleswoman?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5899,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Saleswoman has a v*g1n*.","text_w_direction":"Saleswoman has a v*g1n*.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5900,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"It's a joke, Dwight. It's not a s*x Ed class.","text_w_direction":"It's a joke, Dwight. It's not a s*x Ed class.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5901,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"But I'm right?","text_w_direction":"But I'm right?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5902,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, you're right about the difference between a man and a woman, but not about the punch line to the joke, right? The difference between a salesman and a saleswoman... is boobs!","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you're right about the difference between a man and a woman, but not about the punch line to the joke, right? [stand up comic voice] The difference between a salesman and a saleswoman... is boobs!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5903,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey. Do you remember the speeches that you gave?","text_w_direction":"Hey. Do you remember the speeches that you gave?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5904,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I do. Both of them.","text_w_direction":"I do. Both of them.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5905,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Could I have a copy of one of them?","text_w_direction":"Could I have a copy of one of them?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5906,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No, no! They would remember them. Look, it doesn't matter what you say. It just matters that you're saying something that people care about. Yeah? All right? Here we go. Watch this.","text_w_direction":"No, no! They would remember them. Look, it doesn't matter what you say. It just matters that you're saying something that people care about. Yeah? All right? Here we go. Watch this.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5907,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Attention everybody! Attention please! I have some very great news from Corporate. We had a wonderful quarter and as a result all of you are getting bonuses for 1000 dollars!","text_w_direction":"Attention everybody! Attention please! I have some very great news from Corporate. We had a wonderful quarter and as a result all of you are getting bonuses for 1000 dollars!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5908,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5909,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Congratulations.","text_w_direction":"[generalized clapping and cheering] Congratulations.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5910,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Unbelievable.","text_w_direction":"Unbelievable.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5911,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You see that? You see how they responded to me? In that moment, I had them.","text_w_direction":"You see that? You see how they responded to me? In that moment, I had them.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5912,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"That is so great about the bonus!","text_w_direction":"That is so great about the bonus!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5913,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No, no! It's not true. I was just talking so just go out there and say anything. They'll eat it up. They're a great audience.","text_w_direction":"No, no! It's not true. I was just talking so just go out there and say anything. They'll eat it up. They're a great audience.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5914,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Go ahead. Get the wallpaper. Wallpaper the ceiling if you want. Call Terri and tell her she...","text_w_direction":"Go ahead. Get the wallpaper. Wallpaper the ceiling if you want. Call Terri and tell her she...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5915,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"It's unbelievable!","text_w_direction":"It's unbelievable!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5916,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Excuse me! May I have your attention please? There has been an accident on 84 West. Cars have skidded off the road into the safety railing. Several cars have flipped. There is broken glass everywhere. Several people are injured.","text_w_direction":"Excuse me! May I have your attention please? There has been an accident on 84 West. Cars have skidded off the road into the safety railing. Several cars have flipped. There is broken glass everywhere. Several people are injured.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5917,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Do we know anyone who was in the accident?","text_w_direction":"Do we know anyone who was in the accident?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5918,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Brad Pitt. Also there will be no bonuses.","text_w_direction":"Brad Pitt. Also there will be no bonuses.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5919,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Why would this affect our bonuses?","text_w_direction":"Why would this affect our bonuses?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5920,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"They are unrelated.","text_w_direction":"They are unrelated.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5921,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Is Brad okay?","text_w_direction":"Is Brad okay?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5922,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"He will never act again. Also, this branch is closing.","text_w_direction":"He will never act again. Also, this branch is closing.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5923,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"What the hell is going on here?","text_w_direction":"What the hell is going on here?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5924,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Are we out of jobs?","text_w_direction":"Are we out of jobs?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5925,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5926,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"This is karma because of what he did to Jennifer Aniston.","text_w_direction":"This is karma because of what he did to Jennifer Aniston.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5927,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"He's kidding. Dwight was kidding and I don't know why because it wasn't funny... and it was just horrible.","text_w_direction":"He's kidding. Dwight was kidding and I don't know why because it wasn't funny... and it was just horrible.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5928,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Michael?","text_w_direction":"Michael?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5929,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5930,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"You said we were getting bonuses.","text_w_direction":"You said we were getting bonuses.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5931,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"All right. Everybody in the conference room now. Let's go. Let's do it.","text_w_direction":"All right. Everybody in the conference room now. Let's go. Let's do it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5932,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Cancel wallpaper.","text_w_direction":"Cancel wallpaper.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5933,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"As your leader and your friend, I sort of demand that you can all speak in public as I can... and did... twice. You saw the plaque, right? All right. We're all going to go around the room and we're going to make toasts. And that way, we will overcome our fear of public speaking.","text_w_direction":"As your leader and your friend, I sort of demand that you can all speak in public as I can... and did... twice. [speaking to camera] You saw the plaque, right? [to office] All right. We're all going to go around the room and we're going to make toasts. And that way, we will overcome our fear of public speaking.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5934,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"You mean Toastmasters?","text_w_direction":"You mean Toastmasters?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5935,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Pam! I'm public speaking. Stop public interrupting me. Actually, this would be good practice for your wedding toast.","text_w_direction":"Pam! I'm public speaking. Stop public interrupting me. Actually, this would be good practice for your wedding toast.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5936,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, the bride doesn't really do... Have you ever been to a wedding?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, the bride doesn't really do... Have you ever been to a wedding?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5937,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Can I go?","text_w_direction":"Can I go?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5938,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. Good. Jim taking the initiative.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Good. Jim taking the initiative.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5939,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"So. Uh... I am going on a trip. But not really sure where I'm going yet. It's kind of open-ended. So I was hoping maybe you guys would have some suggestions?","text_w_direction":"So. Uh... I am going on a trip. But not really sure where I'm going yet. It's kind of open-ended. So I was hoping maybe you guys would have some suggestions?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5940,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"You should go to Hedonism.","text_w_direction":"You should go to Hedonism.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5941,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"What is that?","text_w_direction":"What is that?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5942,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"It's like Club Med, but everything is naked.","text_w_direction":"It's like Club Med, but everything is naked.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5943,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I was thinking more like Europe. Or something like that. But, good second choice.","text_w_direction":"I was thinking more like Europe. Or something like that. But, good second choice.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5944,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"Been to Amsterdam.","text_w_direction":"Been to Amsterdam.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5945,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh ho hokay. You know what? That's not a toast. You're not standing up.","text_w_direction":"Oh ho hokay. You know what? That's not a toast. You're not standing up.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5946,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"To Amsterdam.","text_w_direction":"[mimes lifting a glass] To Amsterdam.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5947,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"When did you go there?","text_w_direction":"When did you go there?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5948,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"Umm... After my divorce. Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Umm... After my divorce. Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5949,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Really for like how long?","text_w_direction":"Really for like how long?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5950,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"Uh, about a week. Er... .um... .maybe a month. I uh can't...","text_w_direction":"Uh, about a week. Er... .um... .maybe a month. I uh can't...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5951,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"Jimmy, listen to me. You do not want to go to Amsterdam. Trust me.","text_w_direction":"Jimmy, listen to me. You do not want to go to Amsterdam. Trust me.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5952,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Where do I want to go?","text_w_direction":"Where do I want to go?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5953,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"I'd send you to Hong Kong.","text_w_direction":"I'd send you to Hong Kong.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5954,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"Like to say 'Hi' to my friends in China.","text_w_direction":"Like to say 'Hi' to my friends in China. [speaks in Chinese]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5955,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, Dwight. Show us what you have learned today.","text_w_direction":"Okay, Dwight. Show us what you have learned today.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5956,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Good morning, Vietnam! Okay. You know what? This isn't working. Because um I'm not nervous in front of them. They're my subordinates.","text_w_direction":"Good morning, Vietnam! [general groaning] Okay. You know what? This isn't working. Because um I'm not nervous in front of them. They're my subordinates.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5957,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"No. We're not.","text_w_direction":"No. We're not.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5958,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh, yes you are. I'm Assistant Regional Manager.","text_w_direction":"Uh, yes you are. I'm Assistant Regional Manager.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5959,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Which means absolutely nothing.","text_w_direction":"Which means absolutely nothing.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5960,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael, can you explain?","text_w_direction":"Michael, can you explain?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5961,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well, it's mostly made up. So...","text_w_direction":"Well, it's mostly made up. So...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5962,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight is not going to do a job. It's sad. And they're expecting excellence because I did do such a good job. Two years in a row. I killed. It was amazing.","text_w_direction":"Dwight is not going to do a job. It's sad. And they're expecting excellence because I did do such a good job. Two years in a row. I killed. It was amazing.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5963,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Confidence, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Confidence, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5964,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight. If you could travel anywhere in the world where would you go?","text_w_direction":"Dwight. If you could travel anywhere in the world where would you go?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5965,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I can travel anywhere except Cuba. And I will travel to New Zealand. And walk the 'Lord of the Rings' trail to Mordor. And then I will hike Mount Doom. So... no... just leave me alone.","text_w_direction":"I can travel anywhere except Cuba. And I will travel to New Zealand. And walk the 'Lord of the Rings' trail to Mordor. And then I will hike Mount Doom. So... no... just leave me alone.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5966,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. Just trying to get some advice on my trip.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Just trying to get some advice on my trip.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5967,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh please! You're not taking any trip.","text_w_direction":"Oh please! You're not taking any trip.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5968,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"You know I majored in Public Speaking in College.","text_w_direction":"You know I majored in Public Speaking in College.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5969,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"You did?","text_w_direction":"You did?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5970,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Mmmhmm. And the first thing they teach you is that you've got to be true to your self. And you are all about authority.","text_w_direction":"Mmmhmm. And the first thing they teach you is that you've got to be true to your self. And you are all about authority.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5971,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes. I am.","text_w_direction":"Yes. I am.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5972,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"The great speakers throughout history were not joke tellers. They were people of passion. So if you want to do well today, you got to do what they did.","text_w_direction":"The great speakers throughout history were not joke tellers. They were people of passion. So if you want to do well today, you got to do what they did.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5973,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Which is?","text_w_direction":"Which is?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5974,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"You've got to wave your arms and you've got to pound your fists. Many times. It's supposed to emphasize your point.","text_w_direction":"You've got to wave your arms and you've got to pound your fists. Many times. It's supposed to emphasize your point.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5975,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Ok, I didn't actually major in Public Speaking. But, I did download speeches from some of history's famous dictators. Like this one. Originally given by Benito Mussolini.","text_w_direction":"Ok, I didn't actually major in Public Speaking. But, I did download speeches from some of history's famous dictators. Like this one [holds up paper]. Originally given by Benito Mussolini.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5976,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Ok, look. I know you are giving this speech on your own but I wrote up a few talking points for you to take a look at. I hope you don't mind.","text_w_direction":"Ok, look. I know you are giving this speech on your own but I wrote up a few talking points for you to take a look at. I hope you don't mind.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5977,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I'll glance at it.","text_w_direction":"I'll glance at it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5978,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"It's time, Dwight. The grim reaper is here.","text_w_direction":"It's time, Dwight. The grim reaper is here.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5979,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"The very best of luck to you, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"The very best of luck to you, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5980,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you, Angela.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, Angela.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5981,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Why'd you pick the V.A. for the reception?","text_w_direction":"Why'd you pick the V.A. for the reception?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5982,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Roy has a connection. It's nicer than you think.","text_w_direction":"Roy has a connection. It's nicer than you think.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5983,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"You're inviting Jim?","text_w_direction":"You're inviting Jim?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5984,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Of course. He's one of my closest friends.","text_w_direction":"Of course. He's one of my closest friends.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5985,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"All right. You ready? Here we go! Wow. It's a little bit bigger than I remember. Come on. We're down here. Right.","text_w_direction":"All right. You ready? Here we go! Wow. It's a little bit bigger than I remember. Come on. We're down here. Right.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5986,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Overhead","text":"You all ready for this?","text_w_direction":"[song] You all ready for this?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5987,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"I am just feeling under the weather. And... I think that I will go home and rest.","text_w_direction":"[coughs] [sniffles] I am just feeling under the weather. And... I think that I will go home and rest.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5988,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"I've never, ever seen you take a sick day.","text_w_direction":"I've never, ever seen you take a sick day.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5989,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Well, I've seen you take enough for the both of us.","text_w_direction":"Well, I've seen you take enough for the both of us.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5990,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Speaker","text":"Next, I'd like to introduce the Dunder Mifflin Salesman of the Year, Dwight Schrute!","text_w_direction":"Next, I'd like to introduce the Dunder Mifflin Salesman of the Year, Dwight Schrute!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5991,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Crowd","text":"","text_w_direction":"[polite clapping]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5992,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight, they called your name.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, they called your name.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5993,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Speaker","text":"Dwight, how we doing?","text_w_direction":"Dwight, how we doing?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5994,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"No, I can't... I ca...","text_w_direction":"No, I can't... I ca...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5995,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"All right. You know what? Okay. No. No problem. You are lucky you have me here. I'm going to cover for you. All right!","text_w_direction":"All right. You know what? Okay. No. No problem. You are lucky you have me here. I'm going to cover for you. [shouts] All right!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5996,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Crowd","text":"","text_w_direction":"[claps]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5997,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Gooood morning, Vietnaaaam! I am not Dwight Schrute. Not at all. I am Michael Scott, his mentor and boss. And until Dwight comes up, if he ever does, I wanted to say a few words about excellence. What makes a work environment excellent? Well, there are many things, I believe, that do such a thing of that nature. And one would be humor. What is the difference between a salesman and a saleswoman?","text_w_direction":"Gooood morning, Vietnaaaam! I am not Dwight Schrute. Not at all. I am Michael Scott, his mentor and boss. And until Dwight comes up, if he ever does, I wanted to say a few words about excellence. What makes a work environment excellent? Well, there are many things, I believe, that do such a thing of that nature. And one would be humor. What is the difference between a salesman and a saleswoman?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5998,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"I always set it at 69.","text_w_direction":"I always set it at 69. [snickers]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":5999,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Maybe we'll use a DJ. That's the one thing Roy's in charge of for this wedding but all he's managed to do is set a date.","text_w_direction":"Maybe we'll use a DJ. That's the one thing Roy's in charge of for this wedding but all he's managed to do is set a date.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6000,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"But he did a great job. June 10th is perfect. I want a June wedding. I've always wanted one. Ryan, do you know when you would want to get married?","text_w_direction":"But he did a great job. June 10th is perfect. I want a June wedding. I've always wanted one. Ryan, do you know when you would want to get married?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6001,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Actually, I don't see myself ever getting married.","text_w_direction":"Actually, I don't see myself ever getting married.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6002,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6003,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Ryan, you should be more sensitive. It's obvious she likes you and comments like that, they just...","text_w_direction":"Ryan, you should be more sensitive. It's obvious she likes you and comments like that, they just...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6004,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"I know what I said.","text_w_direction":"I know what I said.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6005,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I'm very sorry. I did not know you were wearing a hearing aid and I just thought you were speaking abnormally. ...And now the black guy from the 'Police Academy' movies. A robot. Michael Winslow, anyone?","text_w_direction":"I'm very sorry. I did not know you were wearing a hearing aid and I just thought you were speaking abnormally. ...And now the black guy from the 'Police Academy' movies. A robot. [makes robot sounds] Michael Winslow, anyone?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6006,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Car starting. All right, Dwight Schrute everyone.","text_w_direction":"Car starting. [makes car sounds] All right, Dwight Schrute everyone.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6007,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Crowd","text":"","text_w_direction":"[clapping]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6008,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Good luck. That is a tough crowd.","text_w_direction":"Good luck. That is a tough crowd.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6009,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Blood alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation, which everyone finds during the day. how long we have been striving for greatness? Not only the years we've been at war, the war of work, but from the moment as a child when we realized that the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime's struggle. A never-ending fight. I say to you and you'll understand that it is a privilege to fight!","text_w_direction":"[bangs fists] Blood alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation, which everyone finds during the day. [waves arm] how long we have been striving for greatness? [bangs fist] Not only the years we've been at war, the war of work, but from the moment as a child when we realized that the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime's struggle [waves arms]. A never-ending fight. I say to you [hits podium] and you'll understand that it is a privilege to fight!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6010,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Crowd","text":"","text_w_direction":"[clapping]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6011,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"WE ARE WARRIORS!","text_w_direction":"WE ARE WARRIORS!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6012,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Crowd","text":"","text_w_direction":"[clapping and cheering]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6013,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Salesman of Northeastern Pennsylvania, I ask you once more rise and be worthy of this historical hour!","text_w_direction":"Salesman of Northeastern Pennsylvania, I ask you once more rise and be worthy of this historical hour!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6014,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Crowd","text":"","text_w_direction":"[clapping and cheering]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6015,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah. Yes!","text_w_direction":"[laughs maniacally] Yeah. Yes!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6016,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"I've got a time share in Key West that might be available.","text_w_direction":"I've got a time share in Key West that might be available.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6017,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Maybe. Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Maybe. Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6018,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"You really think you're going to go?","text_w_direction":"You really think you're going to go?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6019,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. I'm definitely going.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I'm definitely going.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6020,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Nice. Send me a postcard.","text_w_direction":"Nice. Send me a postcard.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6021,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Jim has worked at the same place for five years. Jim eats the same ham and cheese sandwich everyday for lunch. I don't know. If I were a betting man, I'd say he will have a fun weekend in Philadelphia.","text_w_direction":"Jim has worked at the same place for five years. Jim eats the same ham and cheese sandwich everyday for lunch. I don't know. If I were a betting man, I'd say he will have a fun weekend in Philadelphia.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6022,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself.","text_w_direction":"No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself. [bangs fists]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6023,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Crowd","text":"","text_w_direction":"[claps]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6024,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Some people will tell you salesman is a bad word. They'll conjure up images of used car dealers and door to door charlatans. This is our duty - to change their perception. I say salesmen... and women of the world unite! We must never acquiesce for it is together, TOGETHER, THAT WE PREVAIL! We must never cede control of the motherland! For it is...","text_w_direction":"Some people will tell you salesman is a bad word. They'll conjure up images of used car dealers and door to door charlatans. This is our duty - to change their perception. I say salesmen... and women of the world unite! We must never acquiesce for it is together, TOGETHER, THAT WE PREVAIL! We must never cede control of the motherland! For it is...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6025,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Crowd","text":"Together that we prevail!","text_w_direction":"[shouts] Together that we prevail! [cheering and clapping]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6026,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Australia? I have always wanted to go there?","text_w_direction":"Australia? I have always wanted to go there?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6027,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I'm going. I'm a little nervous to run into Dwight on his connecting flight to Mordor. But, other than that... um, yeah, I bought the ticket, non-refundable.","text_w_direction":"I'm going. I'm a little nervous to run into Dwight on his connecting flight to Mordor. But, other than that... um, yeah, I bought the ticket, non-refundable.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6028,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"That's awesome. Where are you staying?","text_w_direction":"That's awesome. Where are you staying?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6029,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I don't know. I feel like I have plenty of time to figure out the details but...","text_w_direction":"I don't know. I feel like I have plenty of time to figure out the details but...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6030,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"When are you leaving?","text_w_direction":"When are you leaving?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6031,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I'm... leaving on June 8th.","text_w_direction":"I'm... leaving on June 8th.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6032,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6033,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. And I'm really sorry about that, I just...","text_w_direction":"Yeah. And I'm really sorry about that, I just...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6034,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Oh yeah. That's too bad.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah. That's too bad.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6035,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. Do you want me to take these on my way out?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Do you want me to take these on my way out?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6036,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"It's ok. I got it.","text_w_direction":"It's ok. I got it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6037,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6038,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok, thanks. There you are. What happened?","text_w_direction":"Ok, thanks. [to Michael] There you are. What happened?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6039,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I got thirsty. How'd it go?","text_w_direction":"I got thirsty. How'd it go?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6040,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"It was amazing. I wish you would have been there.","text_w_direction":"It was amazing. I wish you would have been there.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6041,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You would not believe what happened here.","text_w_direction":"You would not believe what happened here.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6042,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"What? Something happened?","text_w_direction":"What? Something happened?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6043,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh! This woman came in, sat down, ordered a drink. The bartender asked for her ID which I thought was odd because I pegged her at like 35.","text_w_direction":"Oh! This woman came in, sat down, ordered a drink. The bartender asked for her ID which I thought was odd because I pegged her at like 35.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6044,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Weird.","text_w_direction":"Weird.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6045,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, it was weird. So, she was like 'I don't have my ID, please give me one.' And he was like 'I can't do that. I can't serve you.'","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it was weird. So, she was like 'I don't have my ID, please give me one.' And he was like 'I can't do that. I can't serve you.'","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6046,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Con artist.","text_w_direction":"Con artist.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6047,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"She might have been. So she says 'Fine. I will go to my room. I will get my purse. I will come back. I'll show you my ID.' She hasn't come back yet. She's probably in her room drinking from the mini-bar! Right?","text_w_direction":"She might have been. So she says 'Fine. I will go to my room. I will get my purse. I will come back. I'll show you my ID.' She hasn't come back yet. She's probably in her room drinking from the mini-bar! Right?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6048,"season":2,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Dwight's Speech","director":"Charles McDougal","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight gave a great speech. That's the word on the street anyway. And I entertained Dwight to no end with my bar stories. So, I captivated the guy who captivated a thousand guys. Can you believe that? A thousand guys?","text_w_direction":"Dwight gave a great speech. That's the word on the street anyway. And I entertained Dwight to no end with my bar stories. So, I captivated the guy who captivated a thousand guys. Can you believe that? A thousand guys?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2463,"air_date":"2006-03-02"}
{"index":6049,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I'm looking forward to 'Take Your Daughter to Work' day. I am not great with kids, but I wanna get better. Because I'm getting married. So, I put out a bunch of extra candy out on my desk so the kids will come talk to me. ...Like the witch in Hanzel and Gretel.","text_w_direction":"I'm looking forward to 'Take Your Daughter to Work' day. I am not great with kids, but I wanna get better. Because I'm getting married. So, I put out a bunch of extra candy out on my desk so the kids will come talk to me. ...Like the witch in Hanzel and Gretel.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6050,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Bribery. Nice.","text_w_direction":"Bribery. Nice.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6051,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, I have more.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I have more. [Holds up bags of candy]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6052,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Pam. Ms. Beasley if yer nastay! Janet Jackson. Hey! You having a wardrobe malfunction there? Or w---","text_w_direction":"Pam. Ms. Beasley if yer nastay! Janet Jackson. Hey! You having a wardrobe malfunction there? Or w---","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6053,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, Michael. You can't be nasty today. 'Cause of the...","text_w_direction":"Oh, Michael. You can't be nasty today. [whispering] 'Cause of the... [points to 'Welcome Daughters!' sign]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6054,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"... Oh, God is that today?","text_w_direction":"... Oh, God is that today?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6055,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I reminded you last night.","text_w_direction":"I reminded you last night.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6056,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Listen, I like kids. But this is not a kid's environment. This is like HBO, no limits. Who knows what I'm going to say? Crazy stuff. And it is R rated, it is not rated G. I am like Eddie Murphy in \"Raw,\" and they are trying to make me into Eddie Murphy in \"Daddy Daycare.\" both great movies, but, still.","text_w_direction":"Listen, I like kids. But this is not a kid's environment. This is like HBO, no limits. Who knows what I'm going to say? Crazy stuff. And it is R rated, it is not rated G. I am like Eddie Murphy in \"Raw,\" and they are trying to make me into Eddie Murphy in \"Daddy Daycare.\" both great movies, but, still.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6057,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I'll be in my office.","text_w_direction":"Well, I'll be in my office.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6058,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Don't you think you should say something?","text_w_direction":"Don't you think you should say something?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6059,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"They're cool.","text_w_direction":"They're cool.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6060,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, I think that as the boss you should really---","text_w_direction":"Michael, I think that as the boss you should really---","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6061,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine. Hi, children. I'm Michael Scott, and... I... am in charge of this place... ahh, what'll make you... understand... I am... like Superman, and the people who work here are like citizens of Gotham City.","text_w_direction":"Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine. Hi, children. I'm Michael Scott, and... I... am in charge of this place... ahh, what'll make you... understand... I am... like Superman, and the people who work here are like citizens of Gotham City.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6062,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim and Dwight","text":"That's Batman.","text_w_direction":"[in unison] That's Batman.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6063,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, I'm Aquaman. Where does he live, guys?","text_w_direction":"Okay, I'm Aquaman. Where does he live, guys?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6064,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"The ocean.","text_w_direction":"The ocean.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6065,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I work with a bunch of nerds.","text_w_direction":"[under his breath] I work with a bunch of nerds.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6066,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Mmm... hello tiny one.","text_w_direction":"[looks at Sasha] Mmm... hello tiny one.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6067,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Come on.","text_w_direction":"[to Sasha] Come on.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6068,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"You are the future!","text_w_direction":"You are the future!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6069,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"This... is my file cabinet. Uhm... oh. This... is the partition... between my desk... and Angela's.","text_w_direction":"This... is my file cabinet. Uhm... oh. This... is the partition... between my desk... and Angela's.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6070,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Abby's my fiancee Stacy's daughter, I think she'll have a good time. I just hope she doesn't look on my computer. ...Actually, I'd better go check.","text_w_direction":"Abby's my fiancee Stacy's daughter, I think she'll have a good time. I just hope she doesn't look on my computer. ...Actually, I'd better go check.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6071,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"Michael, you remember my daughter, Melissa.","text_w_direction":"Michael, you remember my daughter, Melissa.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6072,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, yes, hello, how are you? Good to see you. Wow, you've really grown up. You know what? Don't mind me saying so, she is turning into a stone cold fox. Better keep the... frat boys away from her.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yes, hello, how are you? Good to see you. Wow, you've really grown up. You know what? Don't mind me saying so, she is turning into a stone cold fox. Better keep the... frat boys away from her.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6073,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Melissa","text":"I'm in eighth grade.","text_w_direction":"I'm in eighth grade.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6074,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6075,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"She's in middle school.","text_w_direction":"She's in middle school.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6076,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, middle school's amazing. It is extraordinary. An extraordinary time.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, middle school's amazing. It is extraordinary. An extraordinary time.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6077,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"It's not that children make me uncomfortable, it's just that, why be a dad when you can be a fun uncle? I've never heard of anyone rebelling against their fun uncle.","text_w_direction":"It's not that children make me uncomfortable, it's just that, why be a dad when you can be a fun uncle? I've never heard of anyone rebelling against their fun uncle.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6078,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"They want how many spiral pads?","text_w_direction":"[while Jake is throwing things at Michael] They want how many spiral pads?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6079,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Um, fif--well, fifty... I... over ordered because they had a back order.","text_w_direction":"Um, fif--well, fifty... I... over ordered because they had a back order.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6080,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6081,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"I got permission to bring Jake into work, which is great because he got suspended this week and now I don't have to pay for a sitter.","text_w_direction":"I got permission to bring Jake into work, which is great because he got suspended this week and now I don't have to pay for a sitter.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6082,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Can you put that down there?","text_w_direction":"Can you put that down there?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6083,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep. [spreads tablecloth]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6084,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Okay, tell them what you wanted to say.","text_w_direction":"[to Sasha] Okay, tell them what you wanted to say.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6085,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Sasha","text":"Do you need any help?","text_w_direction":"Do you need any help?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6086,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"No. Thanks. We'd... have to explain everything, it's probably just easier if we do it ourselves.","text_w_direction":"No. Thanks. We'd... have to explain everything, it's probably just easier if we do it ourselves.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6087,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Alright, I wasn't expecting that. Let's uh... let's go draw.","text_w_direction":"Alright, I wasn't expecting that. Let's uh... let's go draw.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6088,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh my God, she is so cute, I want to die. Don't you just love kids, Angela?","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, she is so cute, I want to die. Don't you just love kids, Angela?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6089,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"I guess I wouldn't mind a pair of small, well-behaved boys.","text_w_direction":"I guess I wouldn't mind a pair of small, well-behaved boys.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6090,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"God I cannot wait to get pregnant and have babies!","text_w_direction":"God I cannot wait to get pregnant and have babies!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6091,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Kelly and I both agreed that we would just have fun, and, I'm learning that fun for Kelly is... getting married and having babies. Immediately. With me.","text_w_direction":"Kelly and I both agreed that we would just have fun, and, I'm learning that fun for Kelly is... getting married and having babies. Immediately. With me.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6092,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Just compare last year's order to this year's. Uh-huh. Yeah, I'm looking at it right now. ... Yes. We--yeah, they're very--they're different. Yeah, we can stick with last year's, you're just going to have to supplement it, somehow.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Just compare last year's order to this year's. Uh-huh. Yeah, I'm looking at it right now. [Sasha walks in the door] ... Yes. We--yeah, they're very--they're different. [Sasha walks out] Yeah, we can stick with last year's, you're just going to have to supplement it, somehow.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6093,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, Abby! Do you want to help me shred some old documents? It's actually pretty cool.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Abby! Do you want to help me shred some old documents? It's actually pretty cool.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6094,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Abby","text":"No thanks.","text_w_direction":"No thanks.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6095,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I only have one goal today. To make one kid like me. Just one.","text_w_direction":"I only have one goal today. To make one kid like me. Just one.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6096,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"What are you reading?","text_w_direction":"What are you reading?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6097,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Abby","text":"From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler.","text_w_direction":"From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6098,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Aww, best book?","text_w_direction":"Aww, best book?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6099,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Abby","text":"Yeah, but I've read it before.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but I've read it before.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6100,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Pfft. So have I. Hey, question. If you had to spend a night in the Met or the Aquarium, which would it be?","text_w_direction":"Pfft. So have I. Hey, question. If you had to spend a night in the Met or the Aquarium, which would it be?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6101,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Abby","text":"Definitely the Aquarium.","text_w_direction":"Definitely the Aquarium.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6102,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Definitely. Yes. Glad you said that. ...You don't want to help me with some of my sales, do you? 'Cause, I'm kind of swamped.","text_w_direction":"Definitely. Yes. Glad you said that. ...You don't want to help me with some of my sales, do you? 'Cause, I'm kind of swamped.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6103,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Abby","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6104,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6105,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Abby","text":"Mmhmm!","text_w_direction":"Mmhmm!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6106,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yesss. And you're Abby, right?","text_w_direction":"Yesss. And you're Abby, right?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6107,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Abby","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6108,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I'm Jim. Annnnd... let's sell some paper.","text_w_direction":"I'm Jim. [Jim hi-fives Abby] Annnnd... let's sell some paper.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6109,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Abby","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6110,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Let's start with... your mom.","text_w_direction":"Let's start with... your mom.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6111,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. Well... we can... uhm... hey, uh, you know what? Can I call you back? I'll call you right back. Yes, I promise. ...Hello, can I help you? ... You can pick that up, if you want. That's--- that's alright. Want to bring it over... here, make some room. My name's Michael. What's your name?","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Yes. Well... we can... [Sasha walks in, begins playing with Michael's toy train] uhm... hey, uh, you know what? Can I call you back? I'll call you right back. Yes, I promise. ...Hello, can I help you? ... You can pick that up, if you want. That's--- that's alright. [Sasha moves the train to Michael's desk] Want to bring it over... here, make some room. My name's Michael. What's your name?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6112,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Sasha","text":"Sasha.","text_w_direction":"Sasha.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6113,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Nice to meet you.","text_w_direction":"Nice to meet you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6114,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Sasha","text":"Ooh!","text_w_direction":"Ooh! [picks up train whistle]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6115,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, you know what that is! That is a train whistle, like I'm the conductor. But I'm sort of the conductor of the office here, right? You want to try?","text_w_direction":"Oh, you know what that is! That is a train whistle, like I'm the conductor. [blows into whistle] But I'm sort of the conductor of the office here, right? [blows into whistle] You want to try?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6116,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Sasha","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure. [Sasha blows into whistle continously]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6117,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"All aboard for sales! Next stop, Cu...camonga!","text_w_direction":"All aboard for sales! Next stop, Cu...camonga! [Sasha and Michael laugh]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6118,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Ow, ow, ow, ow, you broke my hand.","text_w_direction":"[shaking hands with Abby] Ow, ow, ow, ow, you broke my hand.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6119,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"There is no way that hurt.","text_w_direction":"There is no way that hurt.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6120,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Really? 'Cause she's pretty strong, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Really? 'Cause she's pretty strong, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6121,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Little girl. Come over here. Shake my hand. Come on, I don't have all day. I don't feel anything. Nothing. You're so weak. Uh, excuse me, these are expensive collector's items, okay?","text_w_direction":"Little girl. Come over here. Shake my hand. Come on, I don't have all day. [Abby shakes his hand] I don't feel anything. Nothing. [to Jim] You're so weak. [Jake walks over and messes with Dwight's bobbleheads] Uh, excuse me, these are expensive collector's items, okay?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6122,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jake","text":"Do you have any computer games?","text_w_direction":"Do you have any computer games?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6123,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"No, I don't have computer games on my work computer. That would be innappropriate.","text_w_direction":"No, I don't have computer games on my work computer. That would be innappropriate.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6124,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jake","text":"Yeah, Meredith doesn't have any either. It's so lame here.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, Meredith doesn't have any either. It's so lame here.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6125,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"You call your mom Meredith? That's very disrespectful.","text_w_direction":"You call your mom Meredith? That's very disrespectful.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6126,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jake","text":"Whatever, okay?","text_w_direction":"Whatever, okay?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6127,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"You can refer to me as Mister Schrute.","text_w_direction":"You can refer to me as Mister Schrute.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6128,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jake","text":"That's your name? Mister Poop?","text_w_direction":"That's your name? Mister Poop?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6129,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Schrute. Mister Schrute.","text_w_direction":"Schrute. Mister Schrute.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6130,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jake","text":"Sure, Mister Poop.","text_w_direction":"Sure, Mister Poop. [Jake walks away]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6131,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"... Schrute.","text_w_direction":"[quietly] ... Schrute. [Jim and Abby snicker, Angela glares at Dwight]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6132,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Sasha","text":"Are you Mother Goose?","text_w_direction":"[to Phyllis] Are you Mother Goose?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6133,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Melissa","text":"I drink like, a hundred Ice Macchiatos a day, and practically nothing else.","text_w_direction":"I drink like, a hundred Ice Macchiatos a day, and practically nothing else.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6134,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6135,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Melissa","text":"There's a really cool coffee place, Jitters, at the Steamtown Mall. Ever been there?","text_w_direction":"There's a really cool coffee place, Jitters, at the Steamtown Mall. Ever been there?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6136,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6137,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Melissa","text":"You've never been to Jitters? Ryan, you are so dorky. Gimme your number, so I can text you.","text_w_direction":"You've never been to Jitters? Ryan, you are so dorky. Gimme your number, so I can text you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6138,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Uhm...","text_w_direction":"Uhm...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6139,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Melissa","text":"Come on! You have an email address?","text_w_direction":"Come on! [Kelly glares through the door] You have an email address?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6140,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"...that I thought you should know ...","text_w_direction":"...that I thought you should know ...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6141,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"Mmhmm. What?","text_w_direction":"Mmhmm. What?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6142,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"I think something a little fishy is going on.","text_w_direction":"I think something a little fishy is going on. [points to Ryan and Melissa]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6143,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"A little fishy?","text_w_direction":"A little fishy?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6144,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Yeah. I mean, I've been noticing them all day, I was thinking that maybe ...","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I mean, I've been noticing them all day, I was thinking that maybe ... [Stanley gets up]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6145,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"That little girl is a child! I don't want to see you sniffing around her anymore this afternoon, do you understand?!","text_w_direction":"That little girl is a child! I don't want to see you sniffing around her anymore this afternoon, do you understand?!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6146,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Yes, I--","text_w_direction":"Yes, I--","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6147,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"Boy have you lost your mind? 'Cause I'll help you find it! Whatcha lookin' for, ain't nobody gonna help you out there! Jesus could come through that door and he's not gonna help you if you don't stop sniffing after my child!","text_w_direction":"Boy have you lost your mind? 'Cause I'll help you find it! Whatcha lookin' for, ain't nobody gonna help you out there! Jesus could come through that door and he's not gonna help you if you don't stop sniffing after my child!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6148,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6149,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Stanley yelled at me today. That was one of the most frightening experiences of my life.","text_w_direction":"Stanley yelled at me today. That was one of the most frightening experiences of my life.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6150,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"That was Greensleeves. A traditional English Ballad about the beheaded Anne Boleyn. And now, a very special treat... a book my Grandmutter used to read me when I was a kid. This is a very special story, it's called Struwwelpeter, by Heinrich Hoffman from 1864. The great tall tailor always comes to little girls that suck their thumbs--- are you listening, Sasha? Right? And 'ere they dream when he's about, he takes his great sharp scissors out, and then cuts their thumbs clean off!","text_w_direction":"[plays the recorder] That was Greensleeves. A traditional English Ballad about the beheaded Anne Boleyn. And now, a very special treat... a book my Grandmutter used to read me when I was a kid. This is a very special story, it's called Struwwelpeter, by Heinrich Hoffman from 1864. [reading from book] The great tall tailor always comes to little girls that suck their thumbs--- are you listening, Sasha? Right? And 'ere they dream when he's about, he takes his great sharp scissors out, and then cuts their thumbs clean off!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6151,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight! Dwight!","text_w_direction":"Dwight! Dwight!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6152,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"There's a photo...","text_w_direction":"There's a photo...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6153,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What the hell are you reading to them?","text_w_direction":"What the hell are you reading to them?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6154,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"These are cautionary tales for kids, my Grandmata used to read these---","text_w_direction":"These are cautionary tales for kids, my Grandmata used to read these---","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6155,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, you know what? No, no no no no. They, no. The kids don't want to hear some wierdo book that your Nazi war criminal grandmother gave you.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you know what? No, no no no no. They, no. The kids don't want to hear some wierdo book that your Nazi war criminal grandmother gave you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6156,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Sasha","text":"What's a Nazi?","text_w_direction":"What's a Nazi?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6157,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What's a Nazi?","text_w_direction":"What's a Nazi?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6158,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Nazi was a fascist movement...","text_w_direction":"[standing up] Nazi was a fascist movement...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6159,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Don't!","text_w_direction":"Don't!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6160,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"...from the 1930's...","text_w_direction":"...from the 1930's...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6161,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Don't! Don't! Don't talk about Nazis in front of--- you know what? They're going to have nightmares, so why don't you just shut it?","text_w_direction":"Don't! Don't! Don't talk about Nazis in front of--- you know what? They're going to have nightmares, so why don't you just shut it?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6162,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I was gonna teach the children how to make corn-husk dolls.","text_w_direction":"I was gonna teach the children how to make corn-husk dolls.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6163,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Why don't you just leave? Okay?","text_w_direction":"[sighing] Why don't you just leave? Okay?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6164,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"...Okay.","text_w_direction":"...Okay.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6165,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jake","text":"Bye, Mister Poop.","text_w_direction":"Bye, Mister Poop.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6166,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Alright. There goes Mister Poop. Now, who likes Dane Cook?","text_w_direction":"Alright. There goes Mister Poop. Now, who likes Dane Cook?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6167,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"The Kids","text":"I do, I do!","text_w_direction":"[raising hands] I do, I do!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6168,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Children cannot lie. They are innocent, and they speak the truth, and out of the mouths of babes, Michael Scott is freaking cool.","text_w_direction":"Children cannot lie. They are innocent, and they speak the truth, and out of the mouths of babes, Michael Scott is freaking cool. [cracks up]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6169,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"You know, I never misbehaved in front of my father because he was a very strict disciplinarian. I can only hope my mate has some of those same qualities.","text_w_direction":"You know, I never misbehaved in front of my father because he was a very strict disciplinarian. I can only hope my mate has some of those same qualities [makes eye contact with Dwight].","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6170,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"This is where the magic happens! Right over here, let me show you this. See all these? You know what that is? That's paper. This is where paper comes from. Any questions?","text_w_direction":"This is where the magic happens! Right over here, let me show you this. See all these? [pets shelf of paper] You know what that is? That's paper. This is where paper comes from. Any questions?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6171,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Melissa","text":"So... you cut the paper and dye it and stuff.","text_w_direction":"So... you cut the paper and dye it and stuff.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6172,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, we don't actually cut the paper. That's a good question. The paper is sent to us cut, and dyed, from a paper manufacturer, and then we sell it to a business for more than we paid for it.","text_w_direction":"No, we don't actually cut the paper. That's a good question. The paper is sent to us cut, and dyed, from a paper manufacturer, and then we sell it to a business for more than we paid for it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6173,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Abby","text":"That's not fair.","text_w_direction":"That's not fair. [the rest of the kids agree]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6174,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes it is, well, w-w--you need someone in the middle to facilitate...","text_w_direction":"Yes it is, well, w-w--you need someone in the middle to facilitate...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6175,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jake","text":"You're just a middleman.","text_w_direction":"You're just a middleman.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6176,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I'm not just a middle... man...","text_w_direction":"I'm not just a middle... man...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6177,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Melissa","text":"Wait, why doesn't the saw mill just sell paper directly to people?","text_w_direction":"Wait, why doesn't the saw mill just sell paper directly to people?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6178,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You are describing Office Depot, and they're kind of running us out of business.","text_w_direction":"You are describing Office Depot, and they're kind of running us out of business.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6179,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"We have better service than they do!","text_w_direction":"We have better service than they do!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6180,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"...There's Creed! Let's take a look at what he's doing, everybody! This is Creed, and he is in charge of... something. Right?","text_w_direction":"...There's Creed! Let's take a look at what he's doing, everybody! This is Creed, and he is in charge of... something. Right?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6181,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Creed","text":"That is correct.","text_w_direction":"That is correct.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6182,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Say hi to the kids.","text_w_direction":"Say hi to the kids.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6183,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Creed","text":"Hi kids.","text_w_direction":"Hi kids.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6184,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yaaaaay.","text_w_direction":"Yaaaaay.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6185,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Creed","text":"Have you ever seen a foot with four toes?","text_w_direction":"Have you ever seen a foot with four toes? [begins untying shoe]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6186,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kids","text":"Ewwww!","text_w_direction":"Ewwww!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6187,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What are you doing? N--stop it! Stop it! Just--no, no, no, no! No! Would you cut it out?! What is your problem?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing? N--stop it! Stop it! Just--no, no, no, no! No! Would you cut it out?! What is your problem?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6188,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Creed","text":"Th-the hair covers it, mostly.","text_w_direction":"Th-the hair covers it, mostly.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6189,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No no no, we're not gonna see--- we're not gonna see the four toed... Creed, okay?","text_w_direction":"No no no, we're not gonna see--- we're not gonna see the four toed... Creed, okay?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6190,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You know, there's something interesting about me you might want to know. I ... used to be ... the star of a kids show.","text_w_direction":"You know, there's something interesting about me you might want to know. I ... used to be ... the star of a kids show.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6191,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kids","text":"No way.","text_w_direction":"No way.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6192,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"It's true. I did.","text_w_direction":"It's true. I did.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6193,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Melissa","text":"You serious?","text_w_direction":"You serious?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6194,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jake","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6195,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I am totally serious. There was a show called 'Fundle Bundle' and I was the star.","text_w_direction":"I am totally serious. There was a show called 'Fundle Bundle' and I was the star.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6196,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Abby","text":"That doesn't sound like a show.","text_w_direction":"That doesn't sound like a show.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6197,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Melissa","text":"What?!","text_w_direction":"What?!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6198,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"It's true! I can prove it! I can prove it, watch this. Ryan, can you come here a second? I would like you to go to my mother's house in Dickson city, and if she is in the pool, the back kitchen window should be unlocked, I want you to boost yourself up, I want you to go down to the basement. In the basement is a tape labeled 'Fundle Bundle'. I want you to grab it, I want you to get my guitar.","text_w_direction":"It's true! I can prove it! I can prove it, watch this. [gets up and runs out] Ryan, can you come here a second? [clears throat] I would like you to go to my mother's house in Dickson city, and if she is in the pool, the back kitchen window should be unlocked, I want you to boost yourself up, I want you to go down to the basement. In the basement is a tape labeled 'Fundle Bundle'. I want you to grab it, I want you to get my guitar.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6199,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Right. Okay.","text_w_direction":"Right. Okay.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6200,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I want you to get the tambourine. Do you know how to play the tambourine?","text_w_direction":"I want you to get the tambourine. Do you know how to play the tambourine?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6201,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Um, I'm already getting the pizzas from Bernetti's, so...","text_w_direction":"Um, I'm already getting the pizzas from Bernetti's, so...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6202,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Melissa","text":"You know, I can go with him.","text_w_direction":"You know, I can go with him.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6203,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oka--","text_w_direction":"Oka--","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6204,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"No! I will... go.","text_w_direction":"No! I will... go.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6205,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay! Thank you Ryan. Good attitude, hottest in the office.","text_w_direction":"Okay! Thank you Ryan. Good attitude, hottest in the office.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6206,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Alright, nowwww... what kind... of pizza do you like?","text_w_direction":"[to Abby] Alright, nowwww... what kind... of pizza do you like?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6207,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I don't get why parents are always complaining about how tough it is to raise kids. You joke around with them, you give them pizza, you give them candy, you let them live their lives... They're adults, for God's sake.","text_w_direction":"I don't get why parents are always complaining about how tough it is to raise kids. You joke around with them, you give them pizza, you give them candy, you let them live their lives... They're adults, for God's sake.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6208,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I am going to give you a little blast from the past of Michael Gary Scott when he was a child star, and a show that you might remember called 'Fundle Bundle.' Okay? Without further ado, Ryan?","text_w_direction":"I am going to give you a little blast from the past of Michael Gary Scott when he was a child star, and a show that you might remember called 'Fundle Bundle.' Okay? Without further ado, Ryan?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6209,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Miss Trudy","text":"...Bundle, are you ready to come on in? Let's have some fun!","text_w_direction":"[from TV] ...Bundle, are you ready to come on in? [TV children cheer] Let's have some fun!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6210,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"That... is Miss Trudy. Can't tell from the costume, but she had an amazing body. Okay, you can... fast forward. And... I want you... to...","text_w_direction":"That... is Miss Trudy. Can't tell from the costume, but she had an amazing body. Okay, you can... fast forward. And... I want you... to...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6211,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Is that a real fun shooting windmill?","text_w_direction":"Is that a real fun shooting windmill?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6212,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Stop! Stop! Stop! Yes! That is, uh, Edward R. Meow.","text_w_direction":"Stop! Stop! Stop! [Ryan resumes the tape] Yes! That is, uh, Edward R. Meow.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6213,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"That's pretty funny.","text_w_direction":"That's pretty funny.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6214,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6215,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Edward R. Meow","text":"...Recess! Hey, what's your name?","text_w_direction":"...Recess! Hey, what's your name?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6216,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Chet","text":"My name's Chet.","text_w_direction":"My name's Chet.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6217,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Edward R. Meow","text":"Well hi Chet.","text_w_direction":"Well hi Chet.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6218,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Is that Chet Montgomery?","text_w_direction":"Is that Chet Montgomery?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6219,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Uhh, I don't know.","text_w_direction":"Uhh, I don't know.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6220,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"That is!","text_w_direction":"That is!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6221,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"Checkin' in with Chet. Doppler's up.","text_w_direction":"Checkin' in with Chet. Doppler's up.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6222,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Edward R. Meow","text":"What do you want to be when you grow up?","text_w_direction":"What do you want to be when you grow up?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6223,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Chet","text":"I want to be on TV!","text_w_direction":"I want to be on TV!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6224,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"And he is on TV now!","text_w_direction":"[employees chuckle] And he is on TV now!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6225,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Can everyone please shut up, please! So you don't miss it.","text_w_direction":"Can everyone please shut up, please! So you don't miss it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6226,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Edward R. Meow","text":"Okay, next? So, whats your name?","text_w_direction":"Okay, next? So, whats your name?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6227,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh! That's me. Shh. Shh.","text_w_direction":"Oh! That's me. Shh. Shh.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6228,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Edward R. Meow","text":"Well what's your favorite subject at school?","text_w_direction":"Well what's your favorite subject at school?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6229,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Young Michael","text":"Recess.","text_w_direction":"Recess.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6230,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Edward R. Meow","text":"Ree-cesss. So tell me, what do you want to be when you grow up?","text_w_direction":"Ree-cesss. So tell me, what do you want to be when you grow up?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6231,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Young Michael","text":"I want to be married and have a hundred kids so I can have a hundred friends, and no one can say no to being my friend.","text_w_direction":"I want to be married and have a hundred kids so I can have a hundred friends, and no one can say no to being my friend.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6232,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Edward R. Meow","text":"Uh, ah... oh, okay! Well uh, nice talking with you, Michael. Uh, back to you Miss Trudy!","text_w_direction":"[jaw drops, awkward pause] Uh, ah... oh, okay! Well uh, nice talking with you, Michael. Uh, back to you Miss Trudy!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6233,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Miss Trudy","text":"Hi everyone, it's one of my favorite times of the day.","text_w_direction":"Hi everyone, it's one of my favorite times of the day.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6234,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Coulda sworn there was...","text_w_direction":"Coulda sworn there was...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6235,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Melissa","text":"Did you get married?","text_w_direction":"Did you get married?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6236,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"...uh, no.","text_w_direction":"...uh, no.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6237,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Abby","text":"Why not?","text_w_direction":"Why not?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6238,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, just never happened.","text_w_direction":"Uh, just never happened.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6239,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Sasha","text":"So, do you have any kids?","text_w_direction":"So, do you have any kids?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6240,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, nope.","text_w_direction":"Uh, nope.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6241,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jake","text":"Do you have a girlfriend?","text_w_direction":"Do you have a girlfriend?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6242,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I do okay.","text_w_direction":"I do okay.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6243,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Melissa","text":"Was Chet Montgomery cool back then?","text_w_direction":"Was Chet Montgomery cool back then?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6244,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6245,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jake","text":"Even I have a girlfriend.","text_w_direction":"Even I have a girlfriend.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6246,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay! Alright, okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay! Alright, okay.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6247,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Sasha","text":"So you didn't get to be what you wanted to be.","text_w_direction":"So you didn't get to be what you wanted to be.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6248,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"...I guess not... you know, I have a load of work to do so I am going to grab a slice of this delish pizza... and I'm going to go do my work. Bye.","text_w_direction":"...I guess not... you know, I have a load of work to do so I am going to grab a slice of this delish pizza... and I'm going to go do my work. Bye.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6249,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"He's not coming out. He won't pick up the phone.","text_w_direction":"He's not coming out. He won't pick up the phone.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6250,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Can't believe his mom dressed him like that, that's the real tragedy.","text_w_direction":"Can't believe his mom dressed him like that, that's the real tragedy.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6251,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Roy","text":"Pam! Pam! I love this guy! Come on!","text_w_direction":"[wrestling with Jake] Pam! Pam! I love this guy! [laughs] Come on!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6252,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"So, Melissa... I met your mom a couple times. She's so nice.","text_w_direction":"So, Melissa... I met your mom a couple times. She's so nice.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6253,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Melissa","text":"Who? Terry?","text_w_direction":"Who? Terry?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6254,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Mmhmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmhmm.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6255,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Melissa","text":"That woman is not my mother. That is my step-mother.","text_w_direction":"That woman is not my mother. That is my step-mother.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6256,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jake","text":"Mister Poop, I have to tell you something.","text_w_direction":"Mister Poop, I have to tell you something.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6257,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh, okay. But first, that's not my name.","text_w_direction":"Uh, okay. But first, that's not my name.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6258,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jake","text":"You're ugly.","text_w_direction":"You're ugly.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6259,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Well at least I'm not a horrible little latchkey kid who got suspended from school. So...","text_w_direction":"Well at least I'm not a horrible little latchkey kid who got suspended from school. So...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6260,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jake","text":"Meredith!","text_w_direction":"Meredith!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6261,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"[Toby knocks on door] Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6262,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"I think these belong to you.","text_w_direction":"I think these belong to you. [puts toys down on desk]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6263,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, that's okay, she can keep those.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that's okay, she can keep those.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6264,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Believe me, she has enough toys... she doesn't need your watch.","text_w_direction":"Believe me, she has enough toys... she doesn't need your watch.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6265,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6266,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Is everything okay?","text_w_direction":"Is everything okay?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6267,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You have to ask me that because you work for human resources.","text_w_direction":"You have to ask me that because you work for human resources.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6268,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Uh... it's true...","text_w_direction":"Uh... it's true...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6269,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well, sure, playing the field is great, don't get me wrong, but there's more to life than notches just on my bedpost.","text_w_direction":"Well, sure, playing the field is great, don't get me wrong, but there's more to life than notches just on my bedpost.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6270,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Mmhmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmhmm.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6271,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Tell me something honestly, do you... think... that it is too late for me to have kids?","text_w_direction":"Tell me something honestly, do you... think... that it is too late for me to have kids?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6272,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Well, you need a wife first, or at least a girlfriend.","text_w_direction":"Well, you need a wife first, or at least a girlfriend.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6273,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What about...","text_w_direction":"What about...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6274,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Not Jan.","text_w_direction":"Not Jan.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6275,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"...Jan. Kay.","text_w_direction":"...Jan. Kay.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6276,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"If you really want to have kids, I--- I guess you could somehow... foster parent, or something.","text_w_direction":"If you really want to have kids, I--- I guess you could somehow... foster parent, or something.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6277,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"...Or biologically.","text_w_direction":"...Or biologically.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6278,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Somehow.","text_w_direction":"Somehow.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6279,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Thanks, that's, no, that... that really means a lot to me. Hey, does Sasha have a godfather, because I...","text_w_direction":"Thanks, that's, no, that... that really means a lot to me. Hey, does Sasha have a godfather, because I...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6280,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6281,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh... kay.","text_w_direction":"Oh... kay.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6282,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jake","text":"Is it okay if I take one?","text_w_direction":"Is it okay if I take one?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6283,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6284,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jake","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6285,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"You're welcome.","text_w_direction":"You're welcome.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6286,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jake","text":"Is your job hard?","text_w_direction":"Is your job hard?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6287,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"It's not too bad. I get to shred things sometimes, do you want to see?","text_w_direction":"It's not too bad. I get to shred things sometimes, do you want to see?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6288,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jake","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6289,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6290,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jake","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6291,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Okay. Um... here it is. Don't put your fingers in there. Cool huh?","text_w_direction":"Okay. Um... here it is. Don't put your fingers in there. [shreds paper] Cool huh?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6292,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jake","text":"That's so cool, yeah!","text_w_direction":"That's so cool, yeah!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6293,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, I get to do this like, every week.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I get to do this like, every week.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6294,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jake","text":"That's so awesome!","text_w_direction":"That's so awesome!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6295,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6296,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, it is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username. And... I have a great one. Little kid lover. That way, people will know exactly where my priorities are at.","text_w_direction":"Yes, it is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username. And... I have a great one [types]. Little kid lover. That way, people will know exactly where my priorities are at.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6297,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Go ahead.","text_w_direction":"Go ahead.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6298,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Abby","text":"Do you want to come over for dinner tonight?","text_w_direction":"Do you want to come over for dinner tonight?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6299,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Ohh, man, I would love to! I can't tonight, but can I come over some other time?","text_w_direction":"Ohh, man, I would love to! I can't tonight, but can I come over some other time? [Abby nods]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6300,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"What're you doing? You never have plans.","text_w_direction":"What're you doing? You never have plans.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6301,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Thanks, Kev. Uhm... I'm actually going on a date.","text_w_direction":"Thanks, Kev. Uhm... I'm actually going on a date.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6302,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Niiice.","text_w_direction":"Niiice.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6303,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, uh, no, please? You can't leave yet. There's still one more thing we need to do.","text_w_direction":"Hey, uh, no, please? You can't leave yet. There's still one more thing we need to do.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6304,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You... who are on the road... must have a code... that you can live by... and so... become yourself... because the past... is just a goodbye... and teach... your children well...","text_w_direction":"[singing] You... who are on the road... must have a code... that you can live by... [Dwight joins in] and so... become yourself... because the past... is just a goodbye... and teach... your children well...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6305,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Why does he own a guitar if he doesn't know how to play?","text_w_direction":"Why does he own a guitar if he doesn't know how to play?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6306,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I think he thought his ukulele skills would transfer.","text_w_direction":"I think he thought his ukulele skills would transfer. [Jim leaves]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6307,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael and Dwight","text":"...did slowly go by... and feed... them on your dreams...","text_w_direction":"[singing] ...did slowly go by... and feed... them on your dreams...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6308,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"My theory is that...","text_w_direction":"My theory is that... [Jim signals he's leaving, waves bye to Pam]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6309,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael and Dwight","text":"...The one they picked... the one you'll know by... don't you ever ask them why... if I told you would cry... you never look at them and sigh... and know they love you...","text_w_direction":"[singing] ...The one they picked... the one you'll know by... don't you ever ask them why... if I told you would cry... you never look at them and sigh... and know they love you...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6310,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"And they do, your parents, love you very much.","text_w_direction":"And they do, your parents, love you very much.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6311,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"One more time. You...","text_w_direction":"One more time. [singing] You...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6312,"season":2,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Take Your Daughter to Work Day","director":"Victor Nelli Jr.","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"The Schrutes consider children very valuable. In the olden days, the women would bear many children, so we would have enough laborers to work the fields. And if it was an especially cold winter, and there weren't enough grains or vegetables, they would eat the weakest of the brood. They didn't eat the children.","text_w_direction":"The Schrutes consider children very valuable. In the olden days, the women would bear many children, so we would have enough laborers to work the fields. And if it was an especially cold winter, and there weren't enough grains or vegetables, they would eat the weakest of the brood. [Laughs] They didn't eat the children.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2415,"air_date":"2006-03-16"}
{"index":6313,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"So, Phil recruited me to sell these cards, and now I am recruiting you.","text_w_direction":"So, Phil recruited me to sell these cards, and now I am recruiting you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6314,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Oscar","text":"Who is this guy again?","text_w_direction":"Who is this guy again?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6315,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Don't worry about Phil. He drives a corvette. He is doing just fine. Okay. Calling cards are... the wave of the future. These things sell themselves.","text_w_direction":"Don't worry about Phil. He drives a corvette. He is doing just fine. Okay. Calling cards are... the wave of the future. These things sell themselves.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6316,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ryan","text":"Who uses calling cards anymore?","text_w_direction":"Who uses calling cards anymore?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6317,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"You know what? That's a nice attitude, Ryan, I'm just helping you invest in your future, my friend.","text_w_direction":"You know what? That's a nice attitude, Ryan, I'm just helping you invest in your future, my friend.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6318,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Oscar","text":"This sounds like a get rich quick scheme.","text_w_direction":"This sounds like a get rich quick scheme.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6319,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yes! Thank you! You will get rich quick. We all will!","text_w_direction":"Yes! Thank you! You will get rich quick. We all will!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6320,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Toby","text":"Didn't you lose a lot of money on that other investment, the one from the email?","text_w_direction":"Didn't you lose a lot of money on that other investment, the one from the email?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6321,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"You know what, Toby? When the son of the deposed king of Nigeria emails you directly, asking for help, you help! His father ran the freaking country, okay? ...Alright, so, raise your hand if you wanna get rich. Alright.","text_w_direction":"You know what, Toby? When the son of the deposed king of Nigeria emails you directly, asking for help, you help! His father ran the freaking country, okay? ...Alright, so, raise your hand if you wanna get rich. [Jim and Dwight raise their hands] Alright.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6322,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"No, um. How is this not a pyramid scheme?","text_w_direction":"No, um. How is this not a pyramid scheme?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6323,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Alright, let me explain. Again. Phil has recruited me and another guy. Now, we are getting three people each. The more people that get involved, the more who are investing, the more money we're all going to make. It's not a pyramid scheme, it is a... it's not even a scheme per se, it's... ... I have to go make a call.","text_w_direction":"Alright, let me explain. Again. [draws on board] Phil has recruited me and another guy. Now, we are getting three people each. The more people that get involved, the more who are investing, the more money we're all going to make. It's not a pyramid scheme, it is a... it's not even a scheme per se, it's... [Jim draws a triangle around Michael's diagram] ... I have to go make a call.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6324,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Happy birthday Michael.","text_w_direction":"Happy birthday Michael.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6325,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Oh ho ho! What?","text_w_direction":"Oh ho ho! What?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6326,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"I said happy birthday.","text_w_direction":"I said happy birthday.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6327,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you! That's really nice.","text_w_direction":"Thank you! That's really nice.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6328,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Today is my B-day, and people around here just go crazy for it. I don't know why. Oh! Fun fact. I share my birthday with Eva Longoria. So, I have a perfect ice-breaker if I ever meet Terry Hatcher.","text_w_direction":"Today is my B-day, and people around here just go crazy for it. I don't know why. Oh! Fun fact. I share my birthday with Eva Longoria. So, I have a perfect ice-breaker if I ever meet Terry Hatcher.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6329,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"What's up?","text_w_direction":"What's up?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6330,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Hey. ...Oh, happy birthday.","text_w_direction":"Hey. ...Oh, happy birthday.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6331,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Ah, thank you sir.","text_w_direction":"Ah, thank you sir.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6332,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Meredith","text":"Did you hear anything yet?","text_w_direction":"Did you hear anything yet?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6333,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kevin","text":"No. I'm still waiting.","text_w_direction":"No. I'm still waiting.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6334,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"[Dwight knocks on door] Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6335,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes. There he is, the birthday boy!","text_w_direction":"Yes. There he is, the birthday boy!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6336,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Ohh, god.","text_w_direction":"Ohh, god.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6337,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Birthday hug!","text_w_direction":"Birthday hug!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6338,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"No no no, no, new suit, please.","text_w_direction":"No no no, no, new suit, please.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6339,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"That suit is amazing.","text_w_direction":"That suit is amazing.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6340,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you very much. It is from Italy. Actually--- no, Bulgaria.","text_w_direction":"Thank you very much. It is from Italy. [checks jacket] Actually--- no, Bulgaria.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6341,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Mmm. Maybe I should get one.","text_w_direction":"Mmm. Maybe I should get one.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6342,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Good luck. One of a kind.","text_w_direction":"Good luck. One of a kind.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6343,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Ebay. Hm. Question! May I be in charge of the party planning festivities?","text_w_direction":"Ebay. Hm. Question! May I be in charge of the party planning festivities?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6344,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Not necessary, the party planning committee is all over it. They've been working twenty-four seven all day yesterday.","text_w_direction":"Not necessary, the party planning committee is all over it. They've been working twenty-four seven all day yesterday.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6345,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Excellent. On my part, I did manage to reserve the...","text_w_direction":"Excellent. On my part, I did manage to reserve the...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6346,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Don't! Nope! Please, don't want to spoil it for anybody. Spoil the surprise.","text_w_direction":"Don't! Nope! Please, don't want to spoil it for anybody. Spoil the surprise.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6347,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Let's get the party started.","text_w_direction":"Let's get the party started. [Begins 'raising the roof']","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6348,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Let's get the party started. Not the way I taught you!","text_w_direction":"Let's get the party started. Not the way I taught you! [Michael joins in]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6349,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Phyllis","text":"When should we bring out the cake, one or one thirty?","text_w_direction":"When should we bring out the cake, one or one thirty?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6350,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"One's good.","text_w_direction":"One's good.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6351,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"One thirty. I'm sorry, are we boring you?","text_w_direction":"One thirty. [Pam yawns] I'm sorry, are we boring you?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6352,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Party planning committee, listen up. Michael would like trick candles for his birthday cake, so make that a priority.","text_w_direction":"Party planning committee, listen up. Michael would like trick candles for his birthday cake, so make that a priority.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6353,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Phyllis","text":"Where do we get those?","text_w_direction":"Where do we get those?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6354,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Not my problem. Here is a list of things that Michael would like to be surprised by.","text_w_direction":"Not my problem. Here is a list of things that Michael would like to be surprised by. [hands list to Pam]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6355,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Michael wants a strippergram?","text_w_direction":"Michael wants a strippergram?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6356,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes, but he doesn't want to know when, or whom.","text_w_direction":"Yes, but he doesn't want to know when, or whom.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6357,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"No. This is a closed door meeting.","text_w_direction":"No. This is a closed door meeting.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6358,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"[answering phone] Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6359,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, I have Jan on the line.","text_w_direction":"Michael, I have Jan on the line.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6360,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, great, put her through.","text_w_direction":"Oh, great, put her through.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6361,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Hello, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Hello, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6362,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, you.","text_w_direction":"Hey, you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6363,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"I'm... returning your call, you said it was urgent.","text_w_direction":"I'm... returning your call, you said it was urgent.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6364,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"It is urgent, I just wanted to call and wish you a happy birthday.","text_w_direction":"It is urgent, I just wanted to call and wish you a happy birthday.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6365,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Well, today's not my birthday, so...","text_w_direction":"Well, today's not my birthday, so...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6366,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Really? 'Cause, I thought we had the same birthday.","text_w_direction":"Really? 'Cause, I thought we had the same birthday.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6367,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"...Happy birthday, Michael.","text_w_direction":"...Happy birthday, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6368,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks. [grins]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6369,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Am I on camera?","text_w_direction":"Am I on camera?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6370,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Nope. Totally private. You can say whatever is in your heart.","text_w_direction":"Nope. Totally private. You can say whatever is in your heart. [Jan hangs up]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6371,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"...You can take a five, if you want.","text_w_direction":"[to Ryan, sitting across from Michael] ...You can take a five, if you want.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6372,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Somebody brought in donuts for my birthday!","text_w_direction":"Somebody brought in donuts for my birthday!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6373,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Stanley","text":"Mmhmm, happy birthday.","text_w_direction":"Mmhmm, happy birthday.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6374,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6375,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Man, I'm so sorry. When do you find out?","text_w_direction":"Man, I'm so sorry. When do you find out?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6376,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kevin","text":"They said this afternoon. They're waiting on a second opinion.","text_w_direction":"They said this afternoon. They're waiting on a second opinion.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6377,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, okay.","text_w_direction":"Oh, okay.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6378,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kelly","text":"Second opinion on what?","text_w_direction":"Second opinion on what?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6379,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kevin","text":"Um, I might have skin cancer.","text_w_direction":"Um, I might have skin cancer.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6380,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh, no! I was watching Grey's Anatomy, and there was a lifeguard on it, and he had skin cancer too.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no! I was watching Grey's Anatomy, and there was a lifeguard on it, and he had skin cancer too.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6381,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Kelly, you know what...","text_w_direction":"Kelly, you know what...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6382,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kelly","text":"I never really thought about death until Princess Diana died. That was the saddest funeral ever. That and my sister's.","text_w_direction":"I never really thought about death until Princess Diana died. That was the saddest funeral ever. That and my sister's.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6383,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Toby","text":"Who brought in donuts?","text_w_direction":"Who brought in donuts?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6384,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Somebody got donuts for my birthday!","text_w_direction":"Somebody got donuts for my birthday!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6385,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Toby","text":"Happy birthday!","text_w_direction":"Happy birthday!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6386,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"You didn't know it was my birthday.","text_w_direction":"You didn't know it was my birthday.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6387,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Toby","text":"I... guess I forgot.","text_w_direction":"I... guess I forgot.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6388,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I guess I forgot to give you a donut.","text_w_direction":"Well, I guess I forgot to give you a donut [closes box].","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6389,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Toby","text":"Are you serious?","text_w_direction":"Are you serious?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6390,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Mmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmm.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6391,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Oscar","text":"Skin cancer is treatable.","text_w_direction":"Skin cancer is treatable.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6392,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kevin","text":"Right.","text_w_direction":"Right.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6393,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Oscar","text":"It's going to be okay.","text_w_direction":"It's going to be okay.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6394,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"You don't know it's going to be okay. Don't give him false hope. ...It's probably nothing, though.","text_w_direction":"You don't know it's going to be okay. Don't give him false hope. ...It's probably nothing, though.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6395,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Delivery Woman","text":"Hi, delivery for Michael Scott.","text_w_direction":"Hi, delivery for Michael Scott.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6396,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Here we go. Ohhhkay, this is great! Thank you my friends, she is perfect! Ahhh, Dwight, may I have your chair please? And, um, some singles, if you will! Allllright. Nnnnn-dink! Okay, um, alright. This has arms. Is that gonna be a... is that alright?","text_w_direction":"Here we go. Ohhhkay, this is great! [giggles] Thank you my friends, she is perfect! Ahhh, Dwight, may I have your chair please? And, um, some singles, if you will! Allllright. Nnnnn-dink! [puts single into delivery woman's pocket, giggles] Okay, um, alright. This has arms. Is that gonna be a... is that alright?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6397,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Delivery Woman","text":"Uh... s-sure.","text_w_direction":"Uh... s-sure.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6398,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. I'm so nervous.","text_w_direction":"[laughing] Okay. I'm so nervous.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6399,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"I can sign for it.","text_w_direction":"I can sign for it.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6400,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Delivery Woman","text":"Oh. Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6401,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"When I was seven, my mother hired a pony and a cart to come to my house for all the kids... and... I got a really bad rash from the pony, and all the kids got to ride the pony and I had to go inside, and my mother was rubbing cream on me... for probably three hours, and I never came outside. And by the time I got out the pony was already in the truck. And around the corner. So that was my worst birthday.","text_w_direction":"When I was seven, my mother hired a pony and a cart to come to my house for all the kids... and... I got a really bad rash from the pony, and all the kids got to ride the pony and I had to go inside, and my mother was rubbing cream on me... for probably three hours, and I never came outside. And by the time I got out the pony was already in the truck. And around the corner. So that was my worst birthday.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6402,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Stop it. Stop! What is that?","text_w_direction":"[eating donuts while Dwight plays the recorder] Stop it. Stop! What is that?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6403,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"It's 'For the Longest Time,' by William Joel. It's you favorite song.","text_w_direction":"It's 'For the Longest Time,' by William Joel. It's you favorite song.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6404,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, well, it's on the radio. My birthday blows. Nobody even signed my birthday poster. Probably my mother is the only one that cares enough to send me anything.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well, it's on the radio. My birthday blows. Nobody even signed my birthday poster. Probably my mother is the only one that cares enough to send me anything.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6405,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"I probably care more than she does.","text_w_direction":"I probably care more than she does.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6406,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"You're making it worse. I bet Luke Perry's friends don't treat him like this.","text_w_direction":"You're making it worse. I bet Luke Perry's friends don't treat him like this [points to James Dean poster].","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6407,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"When does he hear?","text_w_direction":"When does he hear?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6408,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Sometime today.","text_w_direction":"Sometime today.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6409,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Ohh... poor Kevin.","text_w_direction":"Ohh... poor Kevin.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6410,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"If I knew I had a week to live, I would... probably go to Europe. And South America. And the Grand Canyon. And... I would want to see the Pacific Ocean. ...It would be a pretty busy week.","text_w_direction":"If I knew I had a week to live, I would... probably go to Europe. And South America. And the Grand Canyon. And... I would want to see the Pacific Ocean. ...It would be a pretty busy week.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6411,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh, that's a list price of four dollars and fifty cents. Unfortunately, this item is on back... order... Michael! Michael! Michael Michael Michael! Come here, come here, come here! Come here!","text_w_direction":"Uh, that's a list price of four dollars and fifty cents. Unfortunately, this item is on [watch beeps] back... order... [hangs up] Michael! Michael! Michael Michael Michael! Come here, come here, come here! Come here!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6412,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6413,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Listen up everyone! It is 11","text_w_direction":"Listen up everyone! It is 11","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6414,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Ohhh, God.","text_w_direction":"[grinning] Ohhh, God.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6415,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"There is a tradition that the Hebrews have of hoisting the birthday boy up on a chair.","text_w_direction":"There is a tradition that the Hebrews have of hoisting the birthday boy up on a chair.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6416,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Ohhh, no.","text_w_direction":"Ohhh, no.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6417,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"So come help me celebrate Michael's birth moment. Kevin!","text_w_direction":"So come help me celebrate Michael's birth moment. Kevin!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6418,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Oscar","text":"...I'll do it.","text_w_direction":"...I'll do it.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6419,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Ohh, no, no, no! I can't... Ryan, come on. Let's do this.","text_w_direction":"Ohh, no, no, no! I can't... Ryan, come on. Let's do this.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6420,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Creed! Come on. Stanley!","text_w_direction":"Creed! Come on. Stanley!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6421,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"...I feel like we should go get Kevin something. Do you think we can sneak out of here?","text_w_direction":"...I feel like we should go get Kevin something. Do you think we can sneak out of here?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6422,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Maybe, but... we're gonna need somebody to create a diversion, and...","text_w_direction":"Maybe, but... we're gonna need somebody to create a diversion, and...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6423,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"On three, we're going to hoist away! Ready?","text_w_direction":"On three, we're going to hoist away! Ready?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6424,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6425,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Happy birth moment, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Happy birth moment, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6426,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6427,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"One. Two. Three!","text_w_direction":"One. Two. Three! [Michael is raised until his head hits the ceiling]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6428,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Whoa whoa! Alright. Alright. Watch it... please.","text_w_direction":"Whoa whoa! Alright. Alright. Watch it... please.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6429,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Oscar...","text_w_direction":"Oscar...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6430,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Oscar","text":"It wasn't me.","text_w_direction":"It wasn't me.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6431,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, that is not an eight foot sub.","text_w_direction":"Okay, that is not an eight foot sub.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6432,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Delivery Boy","text":"Uh, we don't make an eight foot sub. This is eight one foot subs.","text_w_direction":"Uh, we don't make an eight foot sub. This is eight one foot subs.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6433,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"F. Alright, what's the damage?","text_w_direction":"F. Alright, what's the damage?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6434,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Delivery Boy","text":"Uh, thirty-nine sixty.","text_w_direction":"Uh, thirty-nine sixty.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6435,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Thirty nine... sixty.","text_w_direction":"[pulls out wallet] Thirty nine... sixty.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6436,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did, however, tip my urologist, because... I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.","text_w_direction":"Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did, however, tip my urologist, because... I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6437,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Here they come.","text_w_direction":"Here they come.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6438,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Get in here... everybody.","text_w_direction":"Get in here... everybody.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6439,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Come and get it!","text_w_direction":"Come and get it!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6440,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Birthday party subs! My gift to you.","text_w_direction":"Birthday party subs! My gift to you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6441,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Oscar","text":"What is this?","text_w_direction":"What is this?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6442,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh, bologna, tomato and ketchup.","text_w_direction":"Uh, bologna, tomato and ketchup.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6443,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"The best.","text_w_direction":"The best.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6444,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Stanley","text":"These are all the same?","text_w_direction":"These are all the same?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6445,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6446,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"Bologna? I don't eat bologna.","text_w_direction":"Bologna? I don't eat bologna.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6447,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Well, then just have the tomato and ketchup. Still good.","text_w_direction":"Well, then just have the tomato and ketchup. Still good.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6448,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6449,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Just the bread, it's fresh baked.","text_w_direction":"Just the bread, it's fresh baked.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6450,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6451,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Mm-kay. Get whatever you want. And choke on it.","text_w_direction":"Mm-kay. Get whatever you want. [under breath] And choke on it.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6452,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"When I was sixteen, I was supposed to go out on a date with a girl named Julie. But there was another Michael in the class that she apparently thought the date was with, so she went out with him, on my birthday. And, she got him a cake, at the restaurant. And it wasn't even his birthday, but I heard about it the next day in school. So... That was the worst birthday I think I ever had.","text_w_direction":"When I was sixteen, I was supposed to go out on a date with a girl named Julie. But there was another Michael in the class that she apparently thought the date was with, so she went out with him, on my birthday. And, she got him a cake, at the restaurant. And it wasn't even his birthday, but I heard about it the next day in school. So... That was the worst birthday I think I ever had.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6453,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"So. We got Kev some stuff. Um... a party pack of M&M's, his favorite candy. A DVD of American Pie 2, which is his favorite movie, and, he lent it to Creed, so, I can guarantee you he won't get that back.","text_w_direction":"So. We got Kev some stuff. Um... a party pack of M&M's, his favorite candy. A DVD of American Pie 2, which is his favorite movie, and, he lent it to Creed, so, I can guarantee you he won't get that back.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6454,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Sixty-nine cup of noodles.","text_w_direction":"Sixty-nine cup of noodles.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6455,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Which we realize sounds crass, but, it... is his favorite number.","text_w_direction":"Which we realize sounds crass, but, it... is his favorite number.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6456,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"And his favorite lunch.","text_w_direction":"And his favorite lunch.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6457,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey temp, you know uh, we still got five feet of sandwich left.","text_w_direction":"Hey temp, you know uh, we still got five feet of sandwich left [pulls ice cream cake out of freezer].","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6458,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ryan","text":"Someone ate three feet of that thing?","text_w_direction":"[making peanut butter and jelly sandwich] Someone ate three feet of that thing?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6459,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Hell, yeah. Save room for ice cream cake.","text_w_direction":"Hell, yeah. Save room for ice cream cake.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6460,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"Oh. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"[grabs cake] Oh. Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6461,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh. I got it.","text_w_direction":"Oh. I got it.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6462,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"What are--- it's... the party planning committee.","text_w_direction":"What are--- it's... the party planning committee.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6463,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"This is the most important day of the year. I can't risk anything.","text_w_direction":"[whispering] This is the most important day of the year. I can't risk anything.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6464,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"Fine.","text_w_direction":"Fine.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6465,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"What about that meeting... later... to discuss finances?","text_w_direction":"What about that meeting... later... to discuss finances?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6466,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"Yes... but don't expect any cookie.","text_w_direction":"Yes... [whispering] but don't expect any cookie.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6467,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"But what if i'm hungry?","text_w_direction":"[whispering] But what if i'm hungry?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6468,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"No cookie.","text_w_direction":"[whispering] No cookie.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6469,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"...What?","text_w_direction":"[puts fabric softener into cart] ...What?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6470,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"You use fabric softener?","text_w_direction":"You use fabric softener?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6471,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, you don't?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you don't?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6472,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"No, I do.","text_w_direction":"No, I do.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6473,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"...Okay.","text_w_direction":"...Okay.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6474,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Office Staff","text":"Happy birthday dear Michael, Happy birthday... ...tooo youuuu.","text_w_direction":"[singing] Happy birthday dear Michael, [Michael joins in, Kevin's phone rings] Happy birthday... [everyone but Dwight stops] ...tooo youuuu.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6475,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kevin","text":"Hello? Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hello? Hey.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6476,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Kevin? Respect the birthday please.","text_w_direction":"Kevin? Respect the birthday please.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6477,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kevin","text":"No, um, no not yet. I will. Bye. It was just Stacy.","text_w_direction":"No, um, no not yet. I will. Bye. [hangs up] It was just Stacy.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6478,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Are you done? ...Good. Okay.","text_w_direction":"Are you done? ...Good. Okay.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6479,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Here we go. Make a wish.","text_w_direction":"Here we go. Make a wish.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6480,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Uhhh... blow out the candle. Okay. Mmmm...","text_w_direction":"Uhhh... blow out the candle. Okay. Mmmm... [blows out the candles]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6481,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Yaoo yay!","text_w_direction":"Yaoo yay! [claps]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6482,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"... I asked for trick candles.","text_w_direction":"... I asked for trick candles.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6483,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Pam was supposed to get 'em.","text_w_direction":"Pam was supposed to get 'em.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6484,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Well, when she comes back we'll do it again. Hello, what about the birthday boy? Haven't had a hug all day.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Well, when she comes back we'll do it again. [notices Meredith hugging Kevin] Hello, what about the birthday boy? Haven't had a hug all day.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6485,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"No one cares about your birthday. Kevin's waiting to hear if he has skin cancer.","text_w_direction":"No one cares about your birthday. Kevin's waiting to hear if he has skin cancer.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6486,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"... Aww, that... sucks, great. ... Wow, that's good timing. That's... that's, sorry, that's terrible. Terrible news. That's terrible... terrible news for both of us.","text_w_direction":"... Aww, that... sucks, great. ... Wow, that's good timing. That's... that's, sorry, that's terrible. Terrible news. That's terrible... terrible news for both of us [takes cake into office and slams the door].","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6487,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"We should probably head back.","text_w_direction":"[checking watch] We should probably head back.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6488,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. Okay. Oh. I dare you to make an announcement.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Okay. Oh. I dare you to make an announcement.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6489,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"You dare me? How old are you?","text_w_direction":"You dare me? How old are you?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6490,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Just... quit stalling.","text_w_direction":"Just... quit stalling.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6491,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Luke, this is your father. Come set the table for dinner.","text_w_direction":"[over loudspeaker, imitating Darth Vader] Luke, this is your father. Come set the table for dinner.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6492,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Such a dork.","text_w_direction":"Such a dork.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6493,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Jim Halpert? Price check on fabric softener, the kind that gives you...","text_w_direction":"[loudspeaker] Jim Halpert? Price check on fabric softener, the kind that gives you...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6494,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Store Employee","text":"Ma'am? Please don't touch that. That is not a toy.","text_w_direction":"Ma'am? Please don't touch that. That is not a toy.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6495,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Oh I'm sorry. I'm sorry.","text_w_direction":"Oh I'm sorry. I'm sorry.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6496,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"How old are you?","text_w_direction":"How old are you?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6497,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"I hate you.","text_w_direction":"I hate you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6498,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Toby","text":"Honestly, is there any way you can get on your fiancee's plan? Our health plan is s... just... it's terrible.","text_w_direction":"[to Kevin] Honestly, is there any way you can get on your fiancee's plan? Our health plan is s... just... it's terrible.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6499,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"There you are. Good news. Did some research. It turns out that 98% of people with skin cancer fully recover.","text_w_direction":"There you are. Good news. Did some research. It turns out that 98% of people with skin cancer fully recover.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6500,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kevin","text":"Still scary.","text_w_direction":"Still scary.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6501,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, but it's not brain cancer. And it shouldn't stop us from having fun. You know what they say the best medicine is.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but it's not brain cancer. And it shouldn't stop us from having fun. You know what they say the best medicine is.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6502,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kevin","text":"Well the doctor said a combination of interferon and dicarbazine.","text_w_direction":"Well the doctor said a combination of interferon and dicarbazine.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6503,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"And laughter... also.","text_w_direction":"And laughter... also.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6504,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Toby","text":"I don't really think people are in the laughing mood.","text_w_direction":"I don't really think people are in the laughing mood.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6505,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Why are you here? I didn't even invite you to my birthday party.","text_w_direction":"Why are you here? I didn't even invite you to my birthday party.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6506,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Toby","text":"I work here.","text_w_direction":"I work here.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6507,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Nyeh, I work here. Alright, well, you know what, since Toby doesn't speak for everybody and I am your boss, I... think you should just go home. Take the rest of the afternoon off. Take a sick day.","text_w_direction":"[mocking voice] Nyeh, I work here. [to Kevin] Alright, well, you know what, since Toby doesn't speak for everybody and I am your boss, I... think you should just go home. Take the rest of the afternoon off. Take a sick day.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6508,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kevin","text":"If I go home now, I'll just drive myself crazy.","text_w_direction":"If I go home now, I'll just drive myself crazy.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6509,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Well, you're pretty much driving everyone else here crazy... crazy with worry.","text_w_direction":"Well, you're pretty much driving everyone else here crazy... crazy with worry.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6510,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Where have you been? And don't say the bathroom, 'cause I kicked in all the stalls.","text_w_direction":"Where have you been? And don't say the bathroom, 'cause I kicked in all the stalls.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6511,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Well that's an invasion of privacy, so, I'm going to tell Michael.","text_w_direction":"Well that's an invasion of privacy, so, I'm going to tell Michael.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6512,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Please, don't.","text_w_direction":"Please, don't.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6513,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"You... owe me.","text_w_direction":"You... owe me.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6514,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Excuse me, everyone. Attention please. Kevin, we're going to take you to a very special place, a place that will make you happy, and a place that is far, far away from the evil sun.","text_w_direction":"Excuse me, everyone. Attention please. Kevin, we're going to take you to a very special place, a place that will make you happy, and a place that is far, far away from the evil sun.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6515,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Stanley","text":"Is this trip related in any way to your... birthday?","text_w_direction":"Is this trip related in any way to your... birthday?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6516,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"How dare you sir. You are gross.","text_w_direction":"How dare you sir. You are gross.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6517,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"That should not be there.","text_w_direction":"[sees 'Happy Birthday Michael Scott!' poster at skating rink] That should not be there.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6518,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"I'll get someone to take it down.","text_w_direction":"I'll get someone to take it down.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6519,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"No, it's alright. It's already up. Just leave it. Where's Kevin? Come on! Let's get our skate on!","text_w_direction":"No, it's alright. It's already up. Just leave it. Where's Kevin? Come on! Let's get our skate on!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6520,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kelly","text":"Don't be scared! You're good! You're good!","text_w_direction":"Don't be scared! You're good! You're good!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6521,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ryan","text":"Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.","text_w_direction":"Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6522,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Think you can let go?","text_w_direction":"Think you can let go?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6523,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No. [laughs]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6524,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.","text_w_direction":"Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. [Michael skates by]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6525,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"YEAH!","text_w_direction":"YEAH!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6526,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Who is that?","text_w_direction":"Who is that?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6527,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Is that Michael?","text_w_direction":"Is that Michael?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6528,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, I've been pretty much skating my whole life. I thought about playing in the NHL, but, you're on the road so much. You got no time to spend with your wife and kids. And I really want a wife and kids.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I've been pretty much skating my whole life. I thought about playing in the NHL, but, you're on the road so much. You got no time to spend with your wife and kids. And I really want a wife and kids.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6529,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"I got it.","text_w_direction":"I got it.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6530,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Hey Pam, all this stuff with Kevin... um, it's pretty scary. And I'm thinking that uh, next time you're in the shower, you should check yourself out. You know, give yourself an exam. Those things are like ticking time bags. Alright? Think about it.","text_w_direction":"Hey Pam, all this stuff with Kevin... um, it's pretty scary. And I'm thinking that uh, next time you're in the shower, you should check yourself out. You know, give yourself an exam. Those things are like ticking time bags. Alright? Think about it.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6531,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"...It's something to think about.","text_w_direction":"...It's something to think about.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6532,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kevin","text":"I can't relax about it, you know?","text_w_direction":"I can't relax about it, you know?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6533,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Kevin. You heard anything yet?","text_w_direction":"Kevin. You heard anything yet?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6534,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kevin","text":"No, not yet.","text_w_direction":"No, not yet.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6535,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Well. Live strong.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Well. Live strong.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6536,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kevin","text":"Okay, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Okay, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6537,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6538,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Carol","text":"Michael?","text_w_direction":"Michael?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6539,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. Carol? She sold me my condo! Hey! What, is this place on the market? Or...","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Carol? She sold me my condo! Hey! What, is this place on the market? Or...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6540,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Carol","text":"Uhh, no, I... don't just sell real estate. Uh, my daughter has a skating lesson.","text_w_direction":"Uhh, no, I... don't just sell real estate. Uh, my daughter has a skating lesson.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6541,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, these... all your kids?","text_w_direction":"Oh, these... all your kids?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6542,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Carol","text":"No just the front two.","text_w_direction":"No just the front two.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6543,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, hey guys. Whats up? You wanna go for a ride? Is that okay?","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey guys. Whats up? You wanna go for a ride? Is that okay?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6544,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Carol","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6545,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Cool. Alright. Grab on. Here we go. Ready? Hang on tight. Alright. We are moving. We are reaaallly mooovin' now!","text_w_direction":"Cool. Alright. Grab on. Here we go. Ready? Hang on tight. Alright. We are moving. We are reaaallly mooovin' now!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6546,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Push. Good! That's great. You got it. Excuse me.","text_w_direction":"Push. Good! That's great. You got it. [Kevin's phone rings] Excuse me.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6547,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kevin","text":"Hello? Yeah okay. Alright. Okay, I will, thanks. It was negative.","text_w_direction":"Hello? Yeah okay. Alright. Okay, I will, thanks. [hangs up] It was negative.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6548,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Oh... God... God! We're gonna beat this, okay? We're gonna... come here.","text_w_direction":"Oh... God... [stomps] God! [throws hockey stick and yellow paper bracelet down] We're gonna beat this, okay? We're gonna... come here [hugs Kevin].","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6549,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Well, apparently in the medicine community, negative means good. Which makes absolutely no sense. In the real world community, that would... be... chaos.","text_w_direction":"Well, apparently in the medicine community, negative means good. Which makes absolutely no sense. In the real world community, that would... be... chaos.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6550,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kevin","text":"This is awesome. Thanks, you guys.","text_w_direction":"This is awesome. Thanks, you guys.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6551,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, who's this from? Wowwwee, look at that! Jersey!","text_w_direction":"Okay, who's this from? Wowwwee, look at that! Jersey!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6552,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Turn it around. Turn it around.","text_w_direction":"Turn it around. Turn it around.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6553,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Cool. Ohh. Great. From Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Cool. Ohh. Great. From Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6554,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Number one!!","text_w_direction":"Number one!!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6555,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you... Dwight. That's great. Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thank you... Dwight. That's great. Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6556,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Michael?","text_w_direction":"Michael?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6557,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6558,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"This is from all of us.","text_w_direction":"This is from all of us.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6559,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Oh! You didn't need to do that. ...Nightswept. This is... really amazing. Thank you. I love it.","text_w_direction":"Oh! You didn't need to do that. ...Nightswept. This is... really amazing. Thank you. I love it.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6560,"season":2,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Michael's Birthday","director":"Ken Wittingham","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Michael's birthday was actually pretty cool. It was a good day. I don't know... It was a good day.","text_w_direction":"Michael's birthday was actually pretty cool. It was a good day. I don't know... It was a good day.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2337,"air_date":"2006-03-30"}
{"index":6561,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Kevin Malone, you're next. Spit that out. Spit... Okay, come on, let's go.","text_w_direction":"Kevin Malone, you're next. Spit that out. [Kevin shoves the rest of the donut he's eating into his mouth] Spit... Okay, come on, let's go.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6562,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"You look cute today, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"You look cute today, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6563,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Thanks, girl.","text_w_direction":"Thanks, girl.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6564,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"So, yesterday Dwight found half a joint in the parking lot. Which is unfortunate because as it turns out, Dwight finding drugs is more dangerous than most people using drugs.","text_w_direction":"So, yesterday Dwight found half a joint in the parking lot. Which is unfortunate because as it turns out, Dwight finding drugs is more dangerous than most people using drugs.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6565,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Let's go over some of the symptoms of marijuana use, shall we? You tell me who this sounds like","text_w_direction":"Let's go over some of the symptoms of marijuana use, shall we? You tell me who this sounds like","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6566,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"Hey...","text_w_direction":"[nods] Hey...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6567,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I like the people I work with generally, with four exceptions. But someone committed a crime and I did not become a Lackawanna County Volunteer Sheriff's deputy to make friends. And by the way, I haven't.","text_w_direction":"I like the people I work with generally, with four exceptions. But someone committed a crime and I did not become a Lackawanna County Volunteer Sheriff's deputy to make friends. And by the way, I haven't.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6568,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"I enjoy the tangy zip of Miracle Whip.","text_w_direction":"[mimicking Stanley] I enjoy the tangy zip of Miracle Whip.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6569,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Jim does the best impressions. Sometimes he'll look up at me from his desk and he'll just be someone else. Like he'll go um, that's supposed to be Phyllis. I can't do it as good as he can.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Jim does the best impressions. Sometimes he'll look up at me from his desk and he'll just be someone else. Like he'll go um, [makes mournful face, giggles] that's supposed to be Phyllis. I can't do it as good as he can.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6570,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kelly","text":"And the guys are saying, chug, chug, chug, but I'm so small and all I'd eaten that day was one of those Auntie Anne pretzels from the food court so I said \"Is it okay if I sip it?\" and they said no, but Ryan seemed cool either way.","text_w_direction":"And the guys are saying, chug, chug, chug, but I'm so small and all I'd eaten that day was one of those Auntie Anne pretzels from the food court so I said \"Is it okay if I sip it?\" and they said no, but Ryan seemed cool either way.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6571,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Stop! This is not Kelly Kapoor story hour. Illegal drugs were consumed on company property, okay? Your ass is on the line, mister! My ass is is on the line! Now I'm going to ask you again. What time did you go home last night?","text_w_direction":"Stop! This is not Kelly Kapoor story hour. Illegal drugs were consumed on company property, okay? Your ass is on the line, mister! My ass is is on the line! Now I'm going to ask you again. What time did you go home last night?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6572,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kelly","text":"Six.","text_w_direction":"Six.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6573,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I didn't know that you were at a party on Saturday night.","text_w_direction":"I didn't know that you were at a party on Saturday night.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6574,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Ryan","text":"I go to a lot of parties.","text_w_direction":"I go to a lot of parties.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6575,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, I'm gonna need to search your car. Give me you keys.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I'm gonna need to search your car. Give me you keys.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6576,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Ryan","text":"I am not giving you my keys.","text_w_direction":"I am not giving you my keys.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6577,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Don't make me do this the hard way.","text_w_direction":"Don't make me do this the hard way.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6578,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Ryan","text":"What's the hard way?","text_w_direction":"What's the hard way?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6579,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I go down to the police station on my lunch break. I tell a police officer, I know several, what I suspect you may have in your car. He requests a hearing from a judge and obtains a search warrant, once he has said warrant, he will drive over here, and make you give him the keys to your car, and you will have to obey him.","text_w_direction":"I go down to the police station on my lunch break. I tell a police officer, I know several, what I suspect you may have in your car. He requests a hearing from a judge and obtains a search warrant, once he has said warrant, he will drive over here, and make you give him the keys to your car, and you will have to obey him.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6580,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah, let's do it that way.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, let's do it that way.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6581,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Ry, is he bugging you? Dwight, dude, you gotta take a chill pill, man. It was one joint in the parking lot. You know, you're totally harshing the office mellow.","text_w_direction":"Ry, is he bugging you? Dwight, dude, you gotta take a chill pill, man. It was one joint in the parking lot. You know, you're totally harshing the office mellow.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6582,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I can't stop this investigation. It is my job.","text_w_direction":"I can't stop this investigation. It is my job.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6583,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Whoa. You are a volunteer.","text_w_direction":"Whoa. You are a volunteer.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6584,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I volunteered for this job.","text_w_direction":"I volunteered for this job.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6585,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"And that's not the same.","text_w_direction":"And that's not the same.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6586,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"It is my duty...","text_w_direction":"It is my duty...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6587,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Volunteer duty.","text_w_direction":"[interrupting] Volunteer duty.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6588,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"...to investigate the crime scene. I have six more interviews to go and then I will reveal what I know.","text_w_direction":"...to investigate the crime scene. I have six more interviews to go and then I will reveal what I know.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6589,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Narc!","text_w_direction":"[fake coughing] Narc!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6590,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"","text_w_direction":"[giggling]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6591,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"If you are attempting to compliment me then you have done a very good job.","text_w_direction":"If you are attempting to compliment me then you have done a very good job.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6592,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I wasn't attempting to compliment you.","text_w_direction":"I wasn't attempting to compliment you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6593,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, you have...","text_w_direction":"Well, you have...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6594,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Uuf, well...","text_w_direction":"Uuf, well...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6595,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"...because being a narc is one of the hardest jobs that you can have...","text_w_direction":"...because being a narc is one of the hardest jobs that you can have...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6596,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Okay...","text_w_direction":"[shakes head] Okay...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6597,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"...and I am very proud of being a narc.","text_w_direction":"...and I am very proud of being a narc.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6598,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Why don't you just cool it, cool it Dwight, please, God! Dude, where's my office? I totally lost it, 'cause I was half-baked. Smokin' doobies. Doobie brothers, I was smokin' doobies with my brothers. Peace out, Seacrest!","text_w_direction":"Why don't you just cool it, cool it Dwight, please, God! [to Jim] Dude, where's my office? [Jim quietly laughs] I totally lost it, 'cause I was half-baked. Smokin' doobies. Doobie brothers, I was smokin' doobies with my brothers. Peace out, Seacrest!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6599,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Well, your office is behind you.","text_w_direction":"Well, your office is behind you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6600,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Thanks. M-m-munchies. Who wants some munchies?","text_w_direction":"Thanks. M-m-munchies. Who wants some munchies?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6601,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Ryan","text":"I don't think Michael's ever done drugs. I don't know if anyone has ever offered him any.","text_w_direction":"I don't think Michael's ever done drugs. I don't know if anyone has ever offered him any.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6602,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Oscar visited Mexico when he was five to attend his great-grandmother's funeral. What does that mean to a United States law enforcement officer? He's a potential drug mule.","text_w_direction":"Oscar visited Mexico when he was five to attend his great-grandmother's funeral. What does that mean to a United States law enforcement officer? He's a potential drug mule.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6603,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Have you ever taken any illegal drugs?","text_w_direction":"Have you ever taken any illegal drugs?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6604,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"No, I have not.","text_w_direction":"No, I have not.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6605,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Do you think it's possible that maybe you could have had some drugs in your system without you knowing about it?","text_w_direction":"Do you think it's possible that maybe you could have had some drugs in your system without you knowing about it?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6606,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"What are you implying?","text_w_direction":"What are you implying?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6607,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Have you ever... pooped... a balloon?","text_w_direction":"Have you ever... pooped... a balloon?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6608,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"Okay. I'm done with this.","text_w_direction":"Okay. I'm done with this.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6609,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"He sure left in a hurry.","text_w_direction":"He sure left in a hurry.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6610,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't want to blow this. This is what all good law enforcement officers dream of. The chance to solve an actual crime.","text_w_direction":"I don't want to blow this. This is what all good law enforcement officers dream of. The chance to solve an actual crime.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6611,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Do you know what this is?","text_w_direction":"Do you know what this is? [pushing a photo toward her]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6612,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yes, it's marijuana.","text_w_direction":"Yes, it's marijuana.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6613,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"How do you know that?","text_w_direction":"How do you know that?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6614,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"It's labeled.","text_w_direction":"It's labeled.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6615,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Dammit.","text_w_direction":"[grabs pictures back and looks at it] Dammit.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6616,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Creed","text":"That is Northern Lights Cannabis Indica.","text_w_direction":"That is Northern Lights Cannabis Indica.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6617,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"No, it's marijuana.","text_w_direction":"No, it's marijuana.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6618,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"I'm just saying that you can't be sure that is wasn't you.","text_w_direction":"I'm just saying that you can't be sure that is wasn't you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6619,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"That's ridiculous, of course it wasn't me.","text_w_direction":"That's ridiculous, of course it wasn't me.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6620,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don't remember.","text_w_direction":"Marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don't remember.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6621,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I would remember.","text_w_direction":"I would remember.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6622,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Well, how could you, if it just erased your memory?","text_w_direction":"Well, how could you, if it just erased your memory?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6623,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"That's not how it works.","text_w_direction":"That's not how it works.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6624,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Now how do you know how it works?","text_w_direction":"Now how do you know how it works?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6625,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Knock it off, okay, I'm interviewing you.","text_w_direction":"Knock it off, okay, I'm interviewing you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6626,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"No! You said that I'd be conducting the interview when I walked in here. Now exactly how much pot did you smoke?","text_w_direction":"No! You said that I'd be conducting the interview when I walked in here. Now exactly how much pot did you smoke?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6627,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[opens eyes wide in total surprise]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6628,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"So Pam told me that you do a great Stanley impression, I'd love to hear it.","text_w_direction":"So Pam told me that you do a great Stanley impression, I'd love to hear it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6629,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, um... Why do you keep CC'ing me on things that have nothing to do with me?","text_w_direction":"Oh, um...[mimicking Stanley] Why do you keep CC'ing me on things that have nothing to do with me? [Pam and Oscar laugh, Stanley walks in, and Oscar leaves quickly]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6630,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Stanley","text":"Is that supposed to be me?","text_w_direction":"Is that supposed to be me?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6631,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, hey Stanley. Uh, I was just doing an impression.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey Stanley. Uh, I was just doing an impression.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6632,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Stanley","text":"I do not think that is funny.","text_w_direction":"I do not think that is funny.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6633,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"He does everyone in the office.","text_w_direction":"He does everyone in the office.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6634,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Stanley","text":"Hmmmpt.","text_w_direction":"Hmmmpt.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6635,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam/Jim","text":"I do not think that is funny.","text_w_direction":"[in unison] I do not think that is funny.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6636,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Jinx! Buy me a coke.","text_w_direction":"Jinx! Buy me a coke.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6637,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Oh...","text_w_direction":"Oh...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6638,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"No, no, no, no talking. Jim is not allowed to talk until after he buys me a coke. Those are the rules of jinx, and they are unflinchingly rigid.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no talking. Jim is not allowed to talk until after he buys me a coke. Those are the rules of jinx, and they are unflinchingly rigid. [Jim puts money in drink machine, selection is sold out]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6639,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Sold out? That has never happened in the history of jinx.","text_w_direction":"Sold out? That has never happened in the history of jinx.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6640,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"C'mon!","text_w_direction":"[mouths] C'mon!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6641,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Sorry, that's not my problem.","text_w_direction":"Sorry, that's not my problem.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6642,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"","text_w_direction":"[presses drink button, looks at camera, makes Jim-face]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6643,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I know you're innocent, but I can't look like I'm treating you any differently.","text_w_direction":"I know you're innocent, but I can't look like I'm treating you any differently.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6644,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"I understand.","text_w_direction":"I understand.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6645,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Where were you yesterday after work?","text_w_direction":"Where were you yesterday after work?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6646,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"","text_w_direction":"[smiles knowingly]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6647,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Who's he calling? Ratting somebody out. Narc! Narc! Kevin?","text_w_direction":"Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Who's he calling? Ratting somebody out. Narc! Narc! Kevin?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6648,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"That is so good, Michael","text_w_direction":"That is so good, Michael","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6649,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Remember the narc bit? Uh-oh, who's in trouble?","text_w_direction":"Remember the narc bit? [laughs] Uh-oh, who's in trouble?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6650,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Attention everyone. Drug testers are coming in a couple of hours to test everyone's urine.","text_w_direction":"Attention everyone. Drug testers are coming in a couple of hours to test everyone's urine.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6651,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Waa... what? What are you talking about?","text_w_direction":"Waa... what? What are you talking about?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6652,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Company policy. If drugs are found on the premises there is automatic drug testing conducted within twenty-four hours.","text_w_direction":"Company policy. If drugs are found on the premises there is automatic drug testing conducted within twenty-four hours.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6653,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"Is that true, Toby?","text_w_direction":"Is that true, Toby?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6654,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Toby","text":"Oh, when you sign your job application you agree to comply with random drug testing.","text_w_direction":"Oh, when you sign your job application you agree to comply with random drug testing.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6655,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Two nights ago, I went to an Alicia Keys concert at the Montage Mountain Performing Arts Center. I scored these great aisle seats. Anyway, after the opening act this beautiful girl sits down next to me and I never get to meet girls with lip rings and she had one. I don't know exactly how this happened but one of her friends started passing around some stuff and they said it was clove cigarettes, and I'm sure that it was clove cigarettes. Everybody in the aisle was doing it.","text_w_direction":"Two nights ago, I went to an Alicia Keys concert at the Montage Mountain Performing Arts Center. I scored these great aisle seats. Anyway, after the opening act this beautiful girl sits down next to me and I never get to meet girls with lip rings and she had one. I don't know exactly how this happened but one of her friends started passing around some stuff and they said it was clove cigarettes, and I'm sure that it was clove cigarettes. Everybody in the aisle was doing it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6656,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, attention everyone the drug testing has been cancelled. Instead, I will be going around to each of you and doing a visual inspection.","text_w_direction":"Okay, attention everyone the drug testing has been cancelled. Instead, I will be going around to each of you and doing a visual inspection.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6657,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"No you can't do that.","text_w_direction":"No you can't do that.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6658,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I can do that, it is my office.","text_w_direction":"I can do that, it is my office.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6659,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"No you cannot. It has to be official, and it has to be urine.","text_w_direction":"No you cannot. It has to be official, and it has to be urine.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6660,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Hmmm. Ha. Alright. Great.","text_w_direction":"Hmmm. Ha. [under his breath] Alright. Great.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6661,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Kevin, what prescription drugs are you taking, besides Rogaine?","text_w_direction":"Kevin, what prescription drugs are you taking, besides Rogaine?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6662,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"I'm not taking Rogaine.","text_w_direction":"I'm not taking Rogaine.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6663,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Angela, what about you?","text_w_direction":"Angela, what about you?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6664,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"I don't take any prescription drugs.","text_w_direction":"I don't take any prescription drugs.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6665,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"You're not on anything?","text_w_direction":"You're not on anything?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6666,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"","text_w_direction":"[Gives Dwight a knowing look]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6667,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Good.","text_w_direction":"Good.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6668,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kelly","text":"So the first time we went out to dinner, it was like, whatever, fine, but I was so nervous. So this time I wanted to be special, so I bought a new dress! One of those kinds that is kinda low cut at top to show something, but not everything. I mean not everything, Jim. I promise, I'm not that kind of...","text_w_direction":"So the first time we went out to dinner, it was like, whatever, fine, but I was so nervous. So this time I wanted to be special, so I bought a new dress! [Jim hunches his shoulders and grins] One of those kinds that is kinda low cut at top to show something, but not everything. [Jim shakes his head no in agreement] I mean not everything, Jim. [Jim shakes his head in agreement] I promise, I'm not that kind of...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6669,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Hey guys, what's going on?","text_w_direction":"Hey guys, what's going on?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6670,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kelly","text":"We're having the best conversation.","text_w_direction":"We're having the best conversation. [Jim, eyes wide, shakes his head, no]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6671,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, okay. Well, Michael wants to see everyone in the conference room. But you know what? We have a few minutes so you guys should definitely finish up your conversation.","text_w_direction":"Oh, okay. Well, Michael wants to see everyone in the conference room. [Jim shakes his head. Seems relieved to be getting away from Kelly] But you know what? We have a few minutes so you guys should definitely finish up your conversation. [Jim nods his head as if to say, \"Gee, thanks, Pam.\"]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6672,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kelly","text":"So, I was looking so hot...","text_w_direction":"So, I was looking so hot...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6673,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"It has come to my attention that some people here think that the use of drugs is something to laugh about.","text_w_direction":"It has come to my attention that some people here think that the use of drugs is something to laugh about.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6674,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"We don't feel that way.","text_w_direction":"We don't feel that way.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6675,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"No, not at all.","text_w_direction":"No, not at all.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6676,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"You were the one joking around calling Dwight a narc.","text_w_direction":"You were the one joking around calling Dwight a narc.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6677,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"No, uh, no. That was a test. I was testing you, and you all failed. Miserably. When I said that Dwight was a narc, how many of you defended him? How many of you said, \"Hey, you know what, he's right? What he's doing is protecting this office from the evils of drugs.\"","text_w_direction":"No, uh, no. That was a test. I was testing you, and you all failed. Miserably. When I said that Dwight was a narc, how many of you defended him? How many of you said, \"Hey, you know what, he's right? What he's doing is protecting this office from the evils of drugs.\"","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6678,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6679,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I am ridiculously anti-drug. So anti-drug that I am above suspicion in any way that involves suspicion, or testing of any kind.","text_w_direction":"I am ridiculously anti-drug. So anti-drug that I am above suspicion in any way that involves suspicion, or testing of any kind.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6680,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Drugs ruin lives people. Drugs destroy careers. Take Cheech and Chong everybody knows that Cheech and Chong are funny, but just imagine how funny they would be if they didn't smoke pot. I want everybody to take a look to their left. Now I want everybody to take a look to their right. One of those people will be dead from drug use at some point in their lives. This year more people will use cocaine than will read a book to their children.","text_w_direction":"Drugs ruin lives people. Drugs destroy careers. Take Cheech and Chong everybody knows that Cheech and Chong are funny, but just imagine how funny they would be if they didn't smoke pot. I want everybody to take a look to their left. Now I want everybody to take a look to their right. One of those people will be dead from drug use at some point in their lives. This year more people will use cocaine than will read a book to their children.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6681,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Stanley","text":"Where did you get these facts?","text_w_direction":"Where did you get these facts?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6682,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Are these facts scaring you, or are they not?","text_w_direction":"Are these facts scaring you, or are they not?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6683,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Stanley","text":"They are not.","text_w_direction":"They are not.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6684,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Do you think that smoking drugs is cool? Do you think that doing alcohol is cool?","text_w_direction":"Do you think that smoking drugs is cool? Do you think that doing alcohol is cool?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6685,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Stanley","text":"No, I don't. I have a glass of red wine with dinner about once a week. For the antioxidants.","text_w_direction":"No, I don't. I have a glass of red wine with dinner about once a week. For the antioxidants.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6686,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, enough, enough, enough! I have written down a list of illegal drugs. Take a gander. How many of these are you familiar with?","text_w_direction":"Okay, enough, enough, enough! I have written down a list of illegal drugs. Take a gander. How many of these are you familiar with?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6687,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Toby","text":"Hookah is not an illegal drug, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Hookah is not an illegal drug, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6688,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yes it is.","text_w_direction":"Yes it is.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6689,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Toby","text":"No it's not. It's a type of pipe. You can fill it with tobacco, often mixed with fruit, or other flavors.","text_w_direction":"No it's not. It's a type of pipe. You can fill it with tobacco, often mixed with fruit, or other flavors.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6690,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, you know what, Toby? Pam, can you take this down? In addition to Toby's urine being tested, I would like to test his blood and his hair.","text_w_direction":"Okay, you know what, Toby? Pam, can you take this down? [Pam throws her hands up to indicate she has no notepad] In addition to Toby's urine being tested, I would like to test his blood and his hair.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6691,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Toby","text":"You can't do that.","text_w_direction":"You can't do that.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6692,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I can test anyone randomly, and I have chosen you randomly.","text_w_direction":"I can test anyone randomly, and I have chosen you randomly.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6693,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Toby","text":"That's not random.","text_w_direction":"That's not random.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6694,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, eeny, meenie, miney, moe, is random. Okay, you know what? I'm going to need a volunteer to select one of these words and tell us of something tragic that happened in either their lives, or the lives of a loved one. Yeah, Pam.","text_w_direction":"Okay, eeny, meenie, miney, moe, is random. Okay, you know what? I'm going to need a volunteer to select one of these words and tell us of something tragic that happened in either their lives, or the lives of a loved one. Yeah, Pam.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6695,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"I know that Jim has an amazing story about a relative of his who got caught up in the world of drugs.","text_w_direction":"I know that Jim has an amazing story about a relative of his who got caught up in the world of drugs.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6696,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really? [Jim shakes his head no]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6697,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Uh, hmmm.","text_w_direction":"Uh, hmmm.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6698,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Jim it's okay. You can t... This would be a good place to let it out, Jim. These are people you can trust. These are people who care about you. It's okay, just we will not judge you. We are here to not judge you. Oh, he's doing it, okay. It's okay. Oh. Okay, are you sure? That looked like it was going to be good. Alright. Okay, well.","text_w_direction":"Jim it's okay. You can t... [Jim looks at Pam and shakes his head, Pam looks at him and gestures for Jim to go up and tell his story] This would be a good place to let it out, Jim. These are people you can trust. These are people who care about you. [Jim shakes his head no] It's okay, just we will not judge you. We are here to not judge you. [Jim stands up] Oh, he's doing it, okay. [Jim looks at Pam] It's okay. [Jim pretends to try, looking teary eyed, shakes his head no, mouths \"I can't\" and sits back down. Pam is amazed.] Oh. Okay, are you sure? [Jim shakes his head. Kevin pats his shoulder] That looked like it was going to be good. Alright. [Pam nods in admiration at Jim] Okay, well.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6699,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Wow! He really pulled out the big guns. Fake crying. Did not expect that.","text_w_direction":"Wow! He really pulled out the big guns. Fake crying. Did not expect that.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6700,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"The point I'm trying to make with all of this people is that I hate drugs. I hate them, and based upon what I have seen you all don't quite hate 'em as much as I do so you are going to have a drug test, and I am not.","text_w_direction":"The point I'm trying to make with all of this people is that I hate drugs. I hate them, and based upon what I have seen you all don't quite hate 'em as much as I do so you are going to have a drug test, and I am not.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6701,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"No, you will be tested.","text_w_direction":"No, you will be tested.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6702,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, I will not be.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I will not be.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6703,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"You will be. That is the law according to the rules.","text_w_direction":"You will be. That is the law according to the rules.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6704,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, well Dwight just know that I've been very busy today and I got a lot of work to do and I wasn't planning on going to the bathroom and I don't even know if anything is going to come out, okay? So good. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Okay, well Dwight just know that I've been very busy today and I got a lot of work to do and I wasn't planning on going to the bathroom and I don't even know if anything is going to come out, okay? So good. Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6705,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Hi, Linda. Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager. You might remember testing my urine a few years back when I was applying to be a volunteer sheriff's deputy.","text_w_direction":"Hi, Linda. Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager. You might remember testing my urine a few years back when I was applying to be a volunteer sheriff's deputy.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6706,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Linda","text":"We test a lot of urine.","text_w_direction":"We test a lot of urine.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6707,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Mine was green.","text_w_direction":"Mine was green.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6708,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Linda","text":"Oh, right. How are you?","text_w_direction":"Oh, right. How are you?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6709,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm all better.","text_w_direction":"I'm all better.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6710,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"So I need you to do some work on the St. Andrews account. I need your urine. I need some filing done.","text_w_direction":"So I need you to do some work on the St. Andrews account. I need your urine. I need some filing done.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6711,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"What kind of filing?","text_w_direction":"What kind of filing?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6712,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Just forget it. Just the urine.","text_w_direction":"Just forget it. Just the urine.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6713,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"That goes directly to the tester.","text_w_direction":"That goes directly to the tester.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6714,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Just. I need your urine.","text_w_direction":"Just. I need your urine.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6715,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Like in a cup?","text_w_direction":"Like in a cup?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6716,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yes in a cup, we're not animals, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Yes in a cup, we're not animals, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6717,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"For what purpose?","text_w_direction":"For what purpose?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6718,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"It's none of your business.","text_w_direction":"It's none of your business.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6719,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Then I refuse.","text_w_direction":"Then I refuse.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6720,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Alright. Just, I went to an Alicia Keys concert, over the weekend, and I think I may have gotten high accidentally by a girl with a lip ring.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Alright. Just, I went to an Alicia Keys concert, over the weekend, and I think I may have gotten high accidentally by a girl with a lip ring.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6721,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Are you serious?","text_w_direction":"Are you serious?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6722,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I need clean urine for the lady.","text_w_direction":"I need clean urine for the lady.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6723,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"But that's illegal.","text_w_direction":"But that's illegal.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6724,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Don't think of it that way. It's like, urine goes all over the place. You know, there's no controlling it. It just... goes","text_w_direction":"Don't think of it that way. It's like, urine goes all over the place. You know, there's no controlling it. It just... goes","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6725,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Not my urine.","text_w_direction":"Not my urine.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6726,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"A cup could find its way under the urine. It might be an accident. It happens.","text_w_direction":"A cup could find its way under the urine. It might be an accident. It happens.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6727,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Were you forced to do drugs at this concert?","text_w_direction":"Were you forced to do drugs at this concert?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6728,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"No, just look. Look. Just... just fill up the cup.","text_w_direction":"No, just look. Look. Just... just fill up the cup.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6729,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Do you want to give Michael your urine?","text_w_direction":"Do you want to give Michael your urine?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6730,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I want him to have all the urine he needs.","text_w_direction":"I want him to have all the urine he needs.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6731,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"You're not going to get my permission on this.","text_w_direction":"You're not going to get my permission on this.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6732,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I know that. Don't you think I know that?","text_w_direction":"I know that. Don't you think I know that?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6733,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Linda","text":"Yeah, we do testing all over the country.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, we do testing all over the country.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6734,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Ryan","text":"Cool. Hey, are you guys hiring?","text_w_direction":"Cool. Hey, are you guys hiring?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6735,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Linda","text":"You want to work at the urinalysis lab?","text_w_direction":"You want to work at the urinalysis lab?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6736,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah. Maybe.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Maybe.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6737,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"My father's name was Dwight Schrute. My grandfather's name was Dwight Schrute. His father's name Dwide Schrude. Amish. I loved my father very much. Every morning he'd wake up at dawn and make us biscuits with gravy. When I was little my dad and I played a lot of games together. My dad cheated a lot but I never busted him on it. I would have, except I didn't know about it. He didn't tell me till years later. I was shocked when I found out.","text_w_direction":"My father's name was Dwight Schrute. My grandfather's name was Dwight Schrute. His father's name Dwide Schrude. Amish. I loved my father very much. Every morning he'd wake up at dawn and make us biscuits with gravy. When I was little my dad and I played a lot of games together. My dad cheated a lot but I never busted him on it. I would have, except I didn't know about it. He didn't tell me till years later. I was shocked when I found out.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6738,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"What? Did you want to tell me something? You look like you want to tell me something. You look like you have something really important to say and you just can't for some reason. Come on, you can tell me. Jim, you can tell me anything.","text_w_direction":"What? [Jim shakes his head] Did you want to tell me something? You look like you want to tell me something. [Jim shakes his head no] You look like you have something really important to say and you just can't for some reason. [Jim smiles] Come on, you can tell me. Jim, you can tell me anything. [Jim stops smiling and looks down. Pam wonders what that means]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6739,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"I'd like a magazine.","text_w_direction":"I'd like a magazine.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6740,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Linda","text":"We just need urine, sir.","text_w_direction":"We just need urine, sir.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6741,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"I'd still like one.","text_w_direction":"I'd still like one.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6742,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight. Well, I passed the test thanks to you and your untainted pee. Thank you very much.","text_w_direction":"Dwight. Well, I passed the test thanks to you and your untainted pee. Thank you very much.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6743,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"That's great.","text_w_direction":"That's great.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6744,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"What's wrong? Where's your costume?","text_w_direction":"What's wrong? Where's your costume?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6745,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"It's a uniform and I turned it in today when I tendered my resignation.","text_w_direction":"It's a uniform and I turned it in today when I tendered my resignation.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6746,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Why? Wha...","text_w_direction":"Why? Wha...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6747,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I took an oath when I was sworn in and I broke that oath today.","text_w_direction":"I took an oath when I was sworn in and I broke that oath today.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6748,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Here. Just buy it from me. I haven't talked to you in hours and it's been weird and I really want to know what the hell's going on with Dwight.","text_w_direction":"[placing a coke can in front of Jim] Here. [Jim looks confused] Just buy it from me. I haven't talked to you in hours and it's been weird and I really want to know what the hell's going on with Dwight. [Pam scoots the coke can towards Jim. Jim pulls out his wallet and hands Pam a dollar. He gives the coke back to Pam]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6749,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6750,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6751,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"How much time do you have left on your break?","text_w_direction":"How much time do you have left on your break?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6752,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Ten minutes.","text_w_direction":"Ten minutes.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6753,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Since you did such a good job with the investigation, I decided to pull a few strings. Call in a few favors. and I've decided to make you official security supervisor of the branch.","text_w_direction":"Since you did such a good job with the investigation, I decided to pull a few strings. Call in a few favors. and I've decided to make you official security supervisor of the branch.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6754,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6755,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, sir.","text_w_direction":"Yes, sir.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6756,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"That's fantastic because I've always felt that the security here sucked .","text_w_direction":"That's fantastic because I've always felt that the security here sucked .","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6757,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"So you wanna? Thanks.","text_w_direction":"So you wanna? Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6758,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Hank","text":"Dwight K. Schrute, I hereby declare you an honorary voluntary corporal in charge of assisting all activities security.","text_w_direction":"Dwight K. Schrute, I hereby declare you an honorary voluntary corporal in charge of assisting all activities security.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6759,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6760,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Hank","text":"Here's your badge.","text_w_direction":"Here's your badge.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6761,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you, Michael. Very nice. Great. Can I have a gun?","text_w_direction":"Thank you, Michael. Very nice. Great. [To Hank] Can I have a gun?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6762,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Hank","text":"No, I don't have a gun.","text_w_direction":"No, I don't have a gun.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6763,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, I'll have to bring in my bow staff.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I'll have to bring in my bow staff.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6764,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Hank","text":"I don't think so.","text_w_direction":"I don't think so.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6765,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Good.","text_w_direction":"Good.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6766,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you, Michael.","text_w_direction":"[salutes] Thank you, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6767,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"No. Oh. Uh...","text_w_direction":"No. Oh. Uh...[awkwardly salutes]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6768,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I need to go over some details with you.","text_w_direction":"I need to go over some details with you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6769,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Alright. Well, Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Alright. [to Hank] Well, Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6770,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"First of all, Hank, how many orange traffic cones do you have?","text_w_direction":"First of all, Hank, how many orange traffic cones do you have?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6771,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Hank","text":"Two.","text_w_direction":"Two.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6772,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, God.","text_w_direction":"Oh, God.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6773,"season":2,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Drug Testing","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Wow. What a terrible day to not be able to talk. Dwight was literally carrying around his own urine and dressed like one of the Village People. Why does he do the things that he does for Michael? I just don't get it. What is he getting out of that relationship?","text_w_direction":"Wow. What a terrible day to not be able to talk. Dwight was literally carrying around his own urine and dressed like one of the Village People. Why does he do the things that he does for Michael? I just don't get it. What is he getting out of that relationship?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2397,"air_date":"2006-04-27"}
{"index":6774,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"So, uh... you found a band for your wedding yet?","text_w_direction":"So, uh... you found a band for your wedding yet?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6775,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6776,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"'Cause I'm in a band. We really rock.","text_w_direction":"'Cause I'm in a band. We really rock.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6777,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, I mean it's inevitable. I definitely overhear some wedding preparation, but I'm fine with it. She hears me arranging my social life. And we both have to hear Dwight order deer urine over the Internet, so it evens out.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I mean it's inevitable. I definitely overhear some wedding preparation, but I'm fine with it. She hears me arranging my social life. And we both have to hear Dwight order deer urine over the Internet, so it evens out.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6778,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh I got the 'Save The Date'.","text_w_direction":"Oh I got the 'Save The Date'.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6779,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6780,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah, pretty stationery.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, pretty stationery.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6781,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, thanks!","text_w_direction":"Oh, thanks!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6782,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"I didn't get mine yet.","text_w_direction":"I didn't get mine yet.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6783,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Uh...","text_w_direction":"Uh...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6784,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"There are a few people I decided not to invite, and that might make things kind of awkward but ... it's my wedding. And I don't want anyone there who has called me a hussy.","text_w_direction":"There are a few people I decided not to invite, and that might make things kind of awkward but ... it's my wedding. And I don't want anyone there who has called me a hussy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6785,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, thanks, Fantastic Sam's. Adult Cut Plus. Comes with a shampoo and blow dry. We're doing I.D. photos today. Gotta represent.","text_w_direction":"Yes, thanks, Fantastic Sam's. Adult Cut Plus. Comes with a shampoo and blow dry. We're doing I.D. photos today. Gotta represent.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6786,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"Uh, on or off?","text_w_direction":"Uh, on or off?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6787,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"I.D. Photographer","text":"Off.","text_w_direction":"Off.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6788,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"Okay...","text_w_direction":"Okay... [removes glasses]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6789,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh! What is on your face? Is that a disguise?","text_w_direction":"Oh! What is on your face? Is that a disguise?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6790,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"Excuse me.","text_w_direction":"[leaving the room] Excuse me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6791,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Clown paint.","text_w_direction":"Clown paint.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6792,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?","text_w_direction":"I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6793,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"That's a nice tie.","text_w_direction":"That's a nice tie.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6794,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6795,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"That is... who makes that?","text_w_direction":"That is... who makes that?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6796,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"Um, I don't...","text_w_direction":"Um, I don't...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6797,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Do you mind if I wear that for the photo?","text_w_direction":"Do you mind if I wear that for the photo?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6798,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"Um... let's um, let's keep our clothes.","text_w_direction":"Um... let's um, let's keep our clothes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6799,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"It's like child abuse. I say, if Jesus saw that, he'd freak out! He'd freak out, Toby! I mean on some levels... it's... and I'm supposed to work there. I'm supposed...","text_w_direction":"It's like child abuse. I say, if Jesus saw that, he'd freak out! He'd freak out, Toby! I mean on some levels... it's... and I'm supposed to work there. I'm supposed...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6800,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"What's the dealio?","text_w_direction":"[walking into the Conference room] What's the dealio?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6801,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Just letting Oscar vent a little. We would use the break room, but the photographer's back there today.","text_w_direction":"Just letting Oscar vent a little. We would use the break room, but the photographer's back there today.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6802,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"What's the problem?","text_w_direction":"What's the problem?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6803,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"Angela!","text_w_direction":"Angela!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6804,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"It's just a little dispute over a poster in their workspace.","text_w_direction":"It's just a little dispute over a poster in their workspace.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6805,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"Since Christmas.","text_w_direction":"Since Christmas.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6806,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"So what, you're having a little spat. I forget, are you guys dating?","text_w_direction":"So what, you're having a little spat. I forget, are you guys dating?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6807,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6808,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Michael, can I talk to you for a uh, second please?","text_w_direction":"Michael, can I talk to you for a uh, second please?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6809,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6810,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Here's how I usually handle this","text_w_direction":"Here's how I usually handle this","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6811,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6812,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"These things just have a way of working themselves out.","text_w_direction":"These things just have a way of working themselves out.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6813,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6814,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"It's like if you write someone a letter, when you're really angry... they say to keep it in a drawer for a couple days. Then you just never end up sending it.","text_w_direction":"It's like if you write someone a letter, when you're really angry... they say to keep it in a drawer for a couple days. Then you just never end up sending it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6815,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"What do you know about conflict resolution? Your answer to everything is to get divorced. So...","text_w_direction":"What do you know about conflict resolution? Your answer to everything is to get divorced. So...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6816,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6817,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Okay... what?","text_w_direction":"Okay... what?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6818,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"That was the right decision for me and my marriage.","text_w_direction":"That was the right decision for me and my marriage.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6819,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, well... that's not gonna fly here. Because in this office, it is till death do us part... assuming we don't get downsized. Uh, Pam, will you get Angela and meet us in the conference room please?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well... that's not gonna fly here. Because in this office, it is till death do us part... assuming we don't get downsized. [leans over to Pam] Uh, Pam, will you get Angela and meet us in the conference room please?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6820,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"A mediator's tool chest. Okay, well, before we get started, you should know that are 5 different styles of conflict. My Shaolin temple style defeats your monkey style.","text_w_direction":"[holding up a binder] A mediator's tool chest. Okay, well, before we get started, you should know that are 5 different styles of conflict.[in a comedic voice] My Shaolin temple style defeats your monkey style.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6821,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Can we go? I have a lot of work to do.","text_w_direction":"Can we go? I have a lot of work to do.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6822,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No. Okay, this is important. The first style is lose/lose.","text_w_direction":"No. Okay, this is important. The first style is lose/lose.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6823,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"What's the next one?","text_w_direction":"What's the next one?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6824,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Just hold on, please! Okay, if we do lose/lose, neither of you gets what you want. Do you understand? You... you would both lose. Now I need to ask you, do you want to pursue a lose/lose negotiation?","text_w_direction":"Just hold on, please! Okay, if we do lose/lose, neither of you gets what you want. Do you understand? You... you would both lose. Now I need to ask you, do you want to pursue a lose/lose negotiation?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6825,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Can we just skip to whatever number 5 is - win/win or whatever?","text_w_direction":"Can we just skip to whatever number 5 is - win/win or whatever?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6826,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Win/Win is number four and number five is win/win/win. The important difference here is with win/win/win, we all win. Me too. I win for having successfully mediated a conflict at work.","text_w_direction":"Win/Win is number four and number five is win/win/win. The important difference here is with win/win/win, we all win. Me too. I win for having successfully mediated a conflict at work.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6827,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, since this is the disputed poster. Now, one at a time, I want you to express your feelings using \"I\" emotion language and no judging or \"you\" statements.","text_w_direction":"[in front of poster] Okay, since this is the disputed poster. Now, one at a time, I want you to express your feelings using \"I\" emotion language and no judging or \"you\" statements.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6828,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"I got this poster for Christmas, and I feel I want to see it everyday. It makes me feel like the babies are the true artists, and God has a really cute sense of humor.","text_w_direction":"I got this poster for Christmas, and I feel I want to see it everyday. It makes me feel like the babies are the true artists, and God has a really cute sense of humor.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6829,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Come on, seriously, that?","text_w_direction":"Come on, seriously, that?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6830,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"I don't like looking at it. It's creepy, and in bad taste, and it's just offensive to me. It makes me think of the horrible, frigid stage mothers who force the babies into it. It's kitsch. It's the opposite of art. It destroys art. It destroys souls. This is so much more offensive to me than hardcore porno. I'm talking about the...","text_w_direction":"I don't like looking at it. It's creepy, and in bad taste, and it's just offensive to me. It makes me think of the horrible, frigid stage mothers who force the babies into it. It's kitsch. It's the opposite of art. It destroys art. It destroys souls. This is so much more offensive to me than hardcore porno. I'm talking about the...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6831,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, okay. Stop, stop, stop! Let's see if we can just brainstorm and find some creative alternatives that are win/win.","text_w_direction":"Okay, okay. Stop, stop, stop! Let's see if we can just brainstorm and find some creative alternatives that are win/win.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6832,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Win!","text_w_direction":"Win!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6833,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. Thank you, Pam. How about Angela makes the poster into a t-shirt, which Oscar wears. That way, he can never see it and whenever she looks at Oscar, she can see it. Win/win/win.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Thank you, Pam. How about Angela makes the poster into a t-shirt, which Oscar wears. That way, he can never see it and whenever she looks at Oscar, she can see it. Win/win/win.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6834,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6835,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"That's... no...","text_w_direction":"That's... no...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6836,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Okay... well, brainstorm. Own the solution.","text_w_direction":"Okay... well, brainstorm. Own the solution.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6837,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"How about, I leave it up?","text_w_direction":"How about, I leave it up?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6838,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"How 'bout, she takes it down?","text_w_direction":"How 'bout, she takes it down?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6839,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"How about, Angela can keep it up on Tuesdays and Thursdays?","text_w_direction":"How about, Angela can keep it up on Tuesdays and Thursdays?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6840,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, that is called a compromise. And it is style 3. And it is not ideal. To sum up, win/win - make the poster into a t-shirt, win/lose - take the poster down, compromise - Tuesdays and Thursdays. And the answer is... make the poster into a t-shirt! Win/win.","text_w_direction":"Okay, that is called a compromise. And it is style 3. And it is not ideal. To sum up, win/win - make the poster into a t-shirt, win/lose - take the poster down, compromise - Tuesdays and Thursdays. And the answer is... make the poster into a t-shirt! Win/win.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6841,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Win.","text_w_direction":"Win.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6842,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"Fine.","text_w_direction":"Fine.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6843,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"But, it...","text_w_direction":"But, it...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6844,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"It is done!","text_w_direction":"[claps his hands twice] It is done!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6845,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Win","text_w_direction":"Win","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6846,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Photographer","text":"No, you're all good.","text_w_direction":"[snaps a photo of Creed, then Creed turns to the side for a profile shot] No, you're all good.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6847,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Creed","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great. [gets up and leaves]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6848,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, Angela. I didn't have your zip code.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Angela.[hands her a Save The Date card] I didn't have your zip code.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6849,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Oh. Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6850,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"It was hand delivered. But, I did get a Save The Date after all. It's not my taste.","text_w_direction":"It was hand delivered. But, I did get a Save The Date after all. It's not my taste.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6851,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"You solved it?","text_w_direction":"You solved it?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6852,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6853,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Well, good. We can, uh, throw that one out.","text_w_direction":"Well, good. We can, uh, throw that one out. [shuffles through papers]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6854,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Are those all the other complains?","text_w_direction":"Are those all the other complains?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6855,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Mmm-Hm.","text_w_direction":"Mmm-Hm.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6856,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I would like to see those please.","text_w_direction":"I would like to see those please.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6857,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"I... I can't do that.","text_w_direction":"I... I can't do that.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6858,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"You can't do that, huh? Huh, ok. Now you and I have a conflict. I order you to give me that file.","text_w_direction":"You can't do that, huh? Huh, ok. Now you and I have a conflict. I order you to give me that file.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6859,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"That...","text_w_direction":"That... [shakes head and places hand over the file]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6860,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. There! No more conflict. I had to use win/lose on that. It was not pretty. All right... is that it?","text_w_direction":"Okay. [yanks the file away, despite Toby's resistance] There! No more conflict. [looks at the camera] I had to use win/lose on that. It was not pretty. [looks back at Toby] All right... is that it?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6861,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"It's all Dwight's.","text_w_direction":"[sighs and pulls out a box under his desk] It's all Dwight's.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6862,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Every Friday at 4, I have a standing appointment with Dwight for him to file a grievance against Jim. I tell him that I'm sending them to a special file in New York. That box is the special file in New York.","text_w_direction":"Every Friday at 4, I have a standing appointment with Dwight for him to file a grievance against Jim. I tell him that I'm sending them to a special file in New York. That box is the special file in New York.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6863,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Ohh... God. Alright. Why do I have to do everything?","text_w_direction":"Ohh... God. Alright. Why do I have to do everything?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6864,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Photographer","text":"Are you sure?","text_w_direction":"Are you sure? [looks at Oscar, who is front of the camera, holding the baby poster in front of his chest]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6865,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, he's sure. Just shoot.","text_w_direction":"Oh, he's sure. Just shoot.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6866,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Photographer","text":"","text_w_direction":"[shoots twice]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6867,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"This is from Kevin. He says Stanley uses his Miracle Whip without asking. Meredith complains that everyone talks too loud in the morning and the lights are too bright. Creed... huh. Duh, duh. Creed is sick of looking at the redhead all day and wants a seat facing the receptionist.","text_w_direction":"[looking through papers in the complaint box] This is from Kevin. He says Stanley uses his Miracle Whip without asking. Meredith complains that everyone talks too loud in the morning and the lights are too bright. Creed... huh. Duh, duh. Creed is sick of looking at the redhead all day and wants a seat facing the receptionist.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6868,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Nice.","text_w_direction":"Nice.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6869,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"You will notice that not one of these complaints is against me.","text_w_direction":"You will notice that not one of these complaints is against me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6870,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Actually, I have a separate folder for complaints against Michael. Thisis January through March of this year.","text_w_direction":"Actually, I have a separate folder for complaints against Michael. This [unlocks a drawer]is January through March of this year. [pulls out a fairly large folder]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6871,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"How many of you have at one time gone to Toby to complain about another employee? And... did you get what you wanted, or were you merely listened to, you forget about your problem, and you move on? That is outrageous! I love this place... and it pains me to see all of the negativity festering... Okay, today we are going to get everything out of these files and into the open, where it can be resolved. Alright, how about the Phyllis/Angela dispute?","text_w_direction":"How many of you have at one time gone to Toby to complain about another employee? [looks at all the employees, most of whom raise their hands] And... did you get what you wanted, or were you merely listened to, you forget about your problem, and you move on? [employees mumble \"merely listen to and forgotten...\" ] That is outrageous! I love this place... and it pains me to see all of the negativity festering... [sighs] Okay, today we are going to get everything out of these files and into the open, where it can be resolved. Alright, how about the Phyllis/Angela dispute?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6872,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"You already did me.","text_w_direction":"You already did me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6873,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"That's what she said. The thing is, Angela... you are in here an awful lot. You have complained about everybody in the office, except Dwight, which is odd because everyone else has had run ins with Dwight. Toby, by the way, what does \"redacted\" mean? There is a file full of complaints in here marked \"redacted\"... ?","text_w_direction":"That's what she said. [Jim mouths these words along with Michael] The thing is, Angela... you are in here an awful lot. You have complained about everybody in the office, except Dwight, which is odd because everyone else has had run ins with Dwight. Toby, by the way, what does \"redacted\" mean? There is a file full of complaints in here marked \"redacted\"... ?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6874,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Yeah, it just means whoever complained came to me later and withdrew it, so I took their name off.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it just means whoever complained came to me later and withdrew it, so I took their name off.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6875,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, ok. There were a bunch of complaints about Dwight that were put in the redacted file about six months ago.","text_w_direction":"Oh, ok. There were a bunch of complaints about Dwight that were put in the redacted file about six months ago.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6876,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Whoa.. wha... wait. If someone has a problem with me, why would they withdraw it six months ago?","text_w_direction":"Whoa.. wha... wait. If someone has a problem with me, why would they withdraw it six months ago?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6877,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Um... let's move on. I volunteer. Did anyone have a problem with me?","text_w_direction":"[notices Angela's intense concern] Um... let's move on. I volunteer. Did anyone have a problem with me?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6878,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"All right, Pamela. Come on down! Let's do it! And... okay. Just one complaint. Actually, it has been withdrawn. So that is no help to us. Next.","text_w_direction":"All right, Pamela. Come on down! Let's do it! And [looks through the file]... okay. Just one complaint. Actually, it has been withdrawn. So that is no help to us. Next.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6879,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Wait, what did it say?","text_w_direction":"Wait, what did it say?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6880,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Uh...\"Does she have to plan her wedding on office time? Couldn't she do that at home?\" Who else? Why don't we just warm up first? Warm up emotionally, all right?","text_w_direction":"Uh... [reading]\"Does she have to plan her wedding on office time? Couldn't she do that at home?\" [Pam looks Angela an angry look] Who else? Why don't we just warm up first? Warm up emotionally, all right?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6881,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I have this kind of big secret about Angela. And I've been really nice to her... and I haven't told anyone. And what the hell?!","text_w_direction":"I have this kind of big secret about Angela. And I've been really nice to her... and I haven't told anyone. And what the hell?!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6882,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Here is a Kelly complaint","text_w_direction":"Here is a Kelly complaint","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6883,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"My voicemail's really spotty... sometimes...","text_w_direction":"My voicemail's really spotty... sometimes...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6884,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kelly","text":"I didn't file a complaint. I was just talking.","text_w_direction":"I didn't file a complaint. I was just talking.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6885,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"To your HR representative.","text_w_direction":"To your HR representative.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6886,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kelly","text":"To my friend, I thought. I want that withdrawn.","text_w_direction":"To my friend, I thought. I want that withdrawn.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6887,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Fine, I'll take your name off. So no one will know.","text_w_direction":"Fine, I'll take your name off. [looks at Michael] So no one will know.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6888,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Makin' progress. Yes?","text_w_direction":"[crumbles up the complaint paper] Makin' progress. [Jim raises his hand] Yes?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6889,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight tried to kiss me.","text_w_direction":"Dwight tried to kiss me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6890,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"What?!","text_w_direction":"What?!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6891,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"And I didn't tell anyone because I'm not really sure how I feel about it.","text_w_direction":"And I didn't tell anyone because I'm not really sure how I feel about it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6892,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"That is not true. Redact it. Redact it!","text_w_direction":"That is not true. Redact it. Redact it!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6893,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Well, I'm not actually making a formal complaint. I just really think we should talk about it.","text_w_direction":"Well, I'm not actually making a formal complaint. I just really think we should talk about it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6894,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, question. When a name is withdrawn, does that also apply to the permanent misbehavior file in New York?","text_w_direction":"Okay, question. [looks at Toby] When a name is withdrawn, does that also apply to the permanent misbehavior file in New York?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6895,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6896,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Stanley.","text_w_direction":"Stanley. [off camera]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6897,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Hey. Thanks for ratting me out!","text_w_direction":"[gets up and walks over to Angela, whispering to her] Hey. Thanks for ratting me out!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6898,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"You got a lot of anger under there buddy. Come on start us out. Unleash it.","text_w_direction":"[still of camera] You got a lot of anger under there buddy. Come on start us out. Unleash it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6899,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Anglea","text":"I didn't do it!","text_w_direction":"I didn't do it! [Michael and Stanley continue to talk off camera, but it's inaudible]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6900,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I find that hard to believe... considering you have problems with every single person in this entire office except Bobblehead Joe.","text_w_direction":"I find that hard to believe... considering you have problems with every single person in this entire office except Bobblehead Joe.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6901,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Someone complained that the men's room is \"whites only\". Stanley, you know that's not true.","text_w_direction":"Someone complained that the men's room is \"whites only\". Stanley, you know that's not true.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6902,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"I didn't say that.","text_w_direction":"I didn't say that.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6903,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Creed","text":"Then why is there a picture of a white man on the door?","text_w_direction":"Then why is there a picture of a white man on the door? [Michael, along with the camera, look at the standard stick man on the bathroom door.]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6904,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, Phyllis. You complained that Angela's giving you dirty looks. And you tried to get off the party planning committee.","text_w_direction":"Okay, Phyllis. You complained that Angela's giving you dirty looks. And you tried to get off the party planning committee.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6905,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"No, I never said any such thing. Angela and I are close.","text_w_direction":"No, I never said any such thing. Angela and I are close.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6906,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"And... also, Phyllis, Stanley says that you cry too much, and that bugs him.","text_w_direction":"And... also, Phyllis, Stanley says that you cry too much, and that bugs him.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6907,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"Stanley and I are close, too.","text_w_direction":"Stanley and I are close, too.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6908,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"We sit close.","text_w_direction":"We sit close.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6909,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Oh... ok.","text_w_direction":"Oh... ok.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6910,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Just take it.","text_w_direction":"[sits down for his ID picture] Just take it. [flashes goes off, while he is standing back up again]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6911,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I can't believe Angela. I went against my better judgment, and I gave her a Save The Date. And now it turns out she complained about me to Toby.","text_w_direction":"I can't believe Angela. I went against my better judgment, and I gave her a Save The Date. And now it turns out she complained about me to Toby.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6912,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Well, it was redacted. Look, if she wants an invite, maybe she's just trying to be friends.","text_w_direction":"Well, it was redacted. Look, if she wants an invite, maybe she's just trying to be friends.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6913,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Don't take her side.","text_w_direction":"Don't take her side.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6914,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Well, what does Roy think about everything?","text_w_direction":"[sighs] Well, what does Roy think about everything?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6915,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I don't know. I try not to bother him about this kind of stuff.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. I try not to bother him about this kind of stuff.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6916,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"You mean your thoughts and feelings?","text_w_direction":"You mean your thoughts and feelings?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6917,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6918,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah...","text_w_direction":"Yeah...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6919,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"I know you keep saying it's your space, even though there's no assigned parking, but I keep forgetting.","text_w_direction":"I know you keep saying it's your space, even though there's no assigned parking, but I keep forgetting.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6920,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Yes, that's the problem.","text_w_direction":"Yes, that's the problem.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6921,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"I guess so...","text_w_direction":"I guess so...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6922,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, well... all settled, then.","text_w_direction":"Okay, well... all settled, then.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6923,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"I don't like you.","text_w_direction":"[whispering to Angela] I don't like you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6924,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"OK, Ryan. You told Toby that Creed has a distinct old man smell?","text_w_direction":"OK, Ryan. You told Toby that Creed has a distinct old man smell?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6925,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Creed","text":"I know exactly what he's talking about. I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious. But they smell like death.","text_w_direction":"I know exactly what he's talking about. I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious. But they smell like death.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6926,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"All right, Kevin. You are accused of making sexually suggestive remarks to Angela that made her feel uncomfortable. Solution","text_w_direction":"All right, Kevin. You are accused of making sexually suggestive remarks to Angela that made her feel uncomfortable. Solution","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6927,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"I accept your decision!","text_w_direction":"I accept your decision!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6928,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Hey... you know what, Dwight? Maybe we should get our photo I.D. taken together.","text_w_direction":"Hey... you know what, Dwight? Maybe we should get our photo I.D. taken together.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6929,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"That doesn't make any sense.","text_w_direction":"That doesn't make any sense.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6930,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Well, it saves time, you know. 'Cause we could just meet in the parking lot every morning. Walk in together. Perfect.","text_w_direction":"Well, it saves time, you know. 'Cause we could just meet in the parking lot every morning. Walk in together. Perfect.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6931,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Photographer","text":"Smile.","text_w_direction":"[to Dwight, who is sitting in front of the camera] Smile.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6932,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6933,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.","text_w_direction":"I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6934,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"This came out really well. There you go.","text_w_direction":"This came out really well. [picks up Dwight's I.D. from the laminating machine and hands it to Dwight] There you go.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6935,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"This is humongous. I am not a security threat...","text_w_direction":"This is humongous. I am not a security threat...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6936,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6937,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"And my middle name is 'Kurt', not 'Fart'.","text_w_direction":"And my middle name is 'Kurt', not 'Fart'.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6938,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"What did I write?","text_w_direction":"What did I write?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6939,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"I have another complaint for Jim's permanent file.","text_w_direction":"I have another complaint for Jim's permanent file.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6940,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Talk to Michael. I gave him the box.","text_w_direction":"Talk to Michael. I gave him the box.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6941,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"What box?!","text_w_direction":"What box?!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6942,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"But I didn't report your snoring-","text_w_direction":"But I didn't report your snoring-","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6943,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"Wednesdays, tearful. Tuesdays...","text_w_direction":"Wednesdays, tearful. Tuesdays... [Dwight walks in and rummages through his complaint box]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6944,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Uh. Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Uh. Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6945,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Ah... agh... dgh... Ahh! No, no! Four years of malfeasance unreported. This cannot stand.","text_w_direction":"Ah... agh... dgh... Ahh! No, no! Four years of malfeasance unreported. This cannot stand.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6946,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Okay! Calm down.","text_w_direction":"Okay! Calm down.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6947,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"No! You calm down! Who's side is Toby on? Who's side are you on?","text_w_direction":"No! You calm down! Who's side is Toby on? Who's side are you on?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6948,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6949,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Him or me?","text_w_direction":"Him or me?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6950,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Stop.","text_w_direction":"Stop.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6951,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Him or me? I cannot work with Jim anymore.","text_w_direction":"Him or me? I cannot work with Jim anymore.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6952,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Okay...","text_w_direction":"Okay...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6953,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Either he goes, or I go.","text_w_direction":"Either he goes, or I go.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6954,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight...","text_w_direction":"Dwight...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6955,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"You choose!","text_w_direction":"You choose!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6956,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Stop...","text_w_direction":"Stop...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6957,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"One of us is out of here by the end of today!","text_w_direction":"One of us is out of here by the end of today! [runs out]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6958,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Oh... kay...","text_w_direction":"Oh... kay...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6959,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"I am not bluffing!","text_w_direction":"I am not bluffing!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6960,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6961,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay?","text_w_direction":"Okay?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6962,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6963,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Do the right thing here, Michael. Okay, I have served you loyally for years.","text_w_direction":"Do the right thing here, Michael. Okay, I have served you loyally for years.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6964,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6965,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"I deserve this. You know I do!","text_w_direction":"I deserve this. You know I do!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6966,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"You know your I.D. says you're a security threat?","text_w_direction":"[picks up Dwight's I.D. and snickers] You know your I.D. says you're a security threat?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6967,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"You have till five.","text_w_direction":"You have till five.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6968,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, look, Jim. There's a sales manager position open in Stamford. Want me to call Jan and tell her you're interested? I could put in a good word for you, 'cause I'll still be working here. Transfer! Transfer! Everybody! Transfer! Transfer! Transfer! Transfer!","text_w_direction":"Oh, look, Jim. There's a sales manager position open in Stamford. Want me to call Jan and tell her you're interested? I could put in a good word for you, 'cause I'll still be working here. Transfer! Transfer! Everybody! Transfer! Transfer! Transfer! Transfer!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6969,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Okay... you two, in the conference room with me. Nobody leaves until we work this out. Cage match!","text_w_direction":"Okay... you two, in the conference room with me. Nobody leaves until we work this out. Cage match!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6970,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Cage matches? Yeah, they work. How could they not work? If they didn't work, everybody would still be in the cage.","text_w_direction":"Cage matches? Yeah, they work. How could they not work? If they didn't work, everybody would still be in the cage.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6971,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, so Dwight, in your own words - \"Someone replaced all my pens and pencils with crayons. I suspect Jim Halpert.\" \"Everyone has called me 'Dwayne' all day. I think Jim Halpert paid them to.\"","text_w_direction":"Okay, so Dwight, in your own words - [reads from complaint paper] \"Someone replaced all my pens and pencils with crayons. I suspect Jim Halpert.\" [flips to another paper] \"Everyone has called me 'Dwayne' all day. I think Jim Halpert paid them to.\"","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6972,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Yes! Five bucks each. And it was totally worth it.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Yes! Five bucks each. And it was totally worth it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6973,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"\"This morning, I found a bloody glove in my desk drawer and Jim Halpert tried to convince me I committed murder. I think he may be the real murderer.\" \"Jim Halpert said there was an abandoned infant in the woman's room. When I went to save the child, I saw Meredith on the can.\" Gah. \"This morning, I knocked myself in the head with the phone.\"","text_w_direction":"[reading] \"This morning, I found a bloody glove in my desk drawer and Jim Halpert tried to convince me I committed murder. I think he may be the real murderer.\" [flips to another paper] \"Jim Halpert said there was an abandoned infant in the woman's room. When I went to save the child, I saw Meredith on the can.\" Gah. \"This morning, I knocked myself in the head with the phone.\"","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6974,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"That actually took a while. I had to put, uh, more and more nickels into his handset, till he got used to the weight, and then I just... took 'em all out.","text_w_direction":"That actually took a while. I had to put, uh, more and more nickels into his handset, till he got used to the weight, and then I just... took 'em all out.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6975,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"\"Every time I typed my name, it said 'Diapers'.\"","text_w_direction":"[reading] \"Every time I typed my name, it said 'Diapers'.\"","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6976,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Just a simple macro. You know, these actually don't sound that funny one after another. But he does deserve it, though.","text_w_direction":"Just a simple macro. You know, these actually don't sound that funny one after another. But he does deserve it, though.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6977,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"\"By the end of the day, my desk was about two feet closer to the copier.\"","text_w_direction":"\"By the end of the day, my desk was about two feet closer to the copier.\"","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6978,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, I just moved it an inch every time he went to the bathroom. And that's how I spent my entire day that day.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I just moved it an inch every time he went to the bathroom. And that's how I spent my entire day that day.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6979,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"The Japanese have this thing called shiatsu massage, where they dig into your body, very hard. And it is very painful. And apparently, some people throw up. But the next day they feel great. I've never had one. They sound awful.","text_w_direction":"The Japanese have this thing called shiatsu massage, where they dig into your body, very hard. And it is very painful. And apparently, some people throw up. But the next day they feel great. I've never had one. They sound awful.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6980,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Maybe Stanford would be cool.","text_w_direction":"Maybe Stanford would be cool.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6981,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"It's a good market. Higher volume.","text_w_direction":"It's a good market. Higher volume.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6982,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. Maybe we should both go.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Maybe we should both go.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6983,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"I have a girlfriend...","text_w_direction":"I have a girlfriend...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6984,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Sure you do, Dwight. Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure you do, Dwight. Sure.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6985,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, there's like, 300 more of these. Let's get to them later.","text_w_direction":"Hey, there's like, 300 more of these. Let's get to them later.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6986,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"So, you going to transfer Jim or not?","text_w_direction":"So, you going to transfer Jim or not?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6987,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Maybe, I haven't decided yet. Let's get to work.","text_w_direction":"Maybe, I haven't decided yet. Let's get to work.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6988,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"I want an answer by tomorrow.","text_w_direction":"I want an answer by tomorrow.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6989,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Oh... actually, tomorrow's not good. How about later in the week?","text_w_direction":"Okay. Oh... actually, tomorrow's not good. How about later in the week?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6990,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Fine.","text_w_direction":"Fine.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6991,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Good. Okay.","text_w_direction":"Good. Okay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6992,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Hey! Wait. How about a group picture while you're here?","text_w_direction":"Hey! Wait. How about a group picture while you're here?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6993,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Photographer","text":"I can't. I only get reimbursed for the I.D. photos.","text_w_direction":"I can't. I only get reimbursed for the I.D. photos.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6994,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Well... that's... what, a computer camera, right?","text_w_direction":"Well... that's... what, a computer camera, right?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6995,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Photographer","text":"You mean digital?","text_w_direction":"You mean digital?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6996,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"It'll take like two seconds.","text_w_direction":"It'll take like two seconds.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6997,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Photographer","text":"20 bucks.","text_w_direction":"20 bucks.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6998,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Ugh... All right. Everybody, come on. Group photo for the newsletter.","text_w_direction":"Ugh... All right. Everybody, [looks around at the employees] come on. Group photo for the newsletter.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":6999,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"You gotta be kiddin' me.","text_w_direction":"You gotta be kiddin' me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":7000,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Come on, everybody.","text_w_direction":"Come on, everybody.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":7001,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Come on, let's go. Creed, Kevin, Oscar... andale! Let's go.","text_w_direction":"Come on, let's go. Creed, Kevin, Oscar... andale! Let's go.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":7002,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Photographer","text":"One, two, three... smile. Try to smile.","text_w_direction":"One, two, three... smile. [camera flashes, but no one smiles] Try to smile.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":7003,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"We resolved a lot today, everybody. Think happy thoughts.","text_w_direction":"We resolved a lot today, everybody. Think happy thoughts.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":7004,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Photographer","text":"Alright, I'm just gonna take it on three... whether you smile or not. One, two, three.","text_w_direction":"Alright, I'm just gonna take it on three... whether you smile or not. One, two, three. [camera flashes]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":7005,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Good, let's check that out. Ew, okay, all right. One more. We'll take one more.","text_w_direction":"Good, let's check that out. [looks at preview screen] Ew, okay, all right. One more. We'll take one more.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":7006,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Photographer","text":"That'll be another 20.","text_w_direction":"That'll be another 20.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":7007,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":7008,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Angela, I want to talk to you about something.","text_w_direction":"Angela, I want to talk to you about something.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":7009,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"You just press the button.","text_w_direction":"[off camera] You just press the button.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":7010,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":7011,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"No, Pam.","text_w_direction":"No, Pam.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":7012,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I am. It's about the Save The Date.","text_w_direction":"[looks at to Jim] I am. [looks at Angela] It's about the Save The Date.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":7013,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Pam, it wasn't her.","text_w_direction":"Pam, it wasn't her.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":7014,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"What?!","text_w_direction":"What?!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":7015,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"I'm the one who complained about you.","text_w_direction":"I'm the one who complained about you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":7016,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"I... I didn't know that Toby was gonna write it down. I was just venting.","text_w_direction":"I... I didn't know that Toby was gonna write it down. [the camera flashes] I was just venting.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":7017,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, good. Check that out.","text_w_direction":"[off camera] Okay, good. Check that out.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":7018,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"You know, it was one day.","text_w_direction":"You know, it was one day.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":7019,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"That's terrible.","text_w_direction":"[off camera] That's terrible.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":7020,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"And I took it right back. It was like...","text_w_direction":"And I took it right back. It was like...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":7021,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":7022,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh, dear.","text_w_direction":"Oh, dear.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":7023,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Let's pay Mr. Price Gouger. Okay... we can do this. Come on, everybody. All right. Here we go.","text_w_direction":"[off camera] Let's pay Mr. Price Gouger. [rejoins the group, on camera] Okay... we can do this. Come on, everybody. All right. Here we go. [flash goes off before he sits down]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":7024,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"It was really hard getting a good picture of fifteen people. He would not give me a good discount. And eight tries added up.","text_w_direction":"It was really hard getting a good picture of fifteen people. He would not give me a good discount. And eight tries added up.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":7025,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"One, two.. Didn't say three, did I?","text_w_direction":"[flashback the photo being taken] One, two..[flash goes off] Didn't say three, did I?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":7026,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"But, I'm sort of an expert at Photoshop, so it turned out fine in the end. When people work together, there is going to be conflict. You can't outrun your problems.","text_w_direction":"But, I'm sort of an expert at Photoshop, so it turned out fine in the end. When people work together, there is going to be conflict. You can't outrun your problems.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":7027,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, Pam... it's Jim. Um, I have a doctor's appointment in the city. So I probably won't be in till the late afternoon. Just thought I'd let you know. Okay, bye.","text_w_direction":"[on Pam's answering machine] Hey, Pam... it's Jim. Um, I have a doctor's appointment in the city. So I probably won't be in till the late afternoon. Just thought I'd let you know. Okay, bye. [camera shows Jim sitting on a waiting coach in another Dunder Mifflin office]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":7028,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Female worker","text":"Okay, Jan will see you now.","text_w_direction":"Okay, Jan will see you now.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":7029,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, thanks.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thanks.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":7030,"season":2,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Conflict Resolution","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"And that is why the idea of a cage match is so universally appealing. But here's the thing about cage matches","text_w_direction":"And that is why the idea of a cage match is so universally appealing. But here's the thing about cage matches","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2440,"air_date":"2006-05-04"}
{"index":7031,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Tonight the Scranton Business Park is having Casino Night and we are converting our warehouse into a full-blown gambling hall. And I know it's illegal in Pennsylvania, but it's for charity. And I consider myself a great philanderer. It's just... It's nice to know at the end of the day, I can look in the mirror and say, \"Michael, because of you, some little kid in the Congo has a belly full of rice this evening.\" Makes you feel good.","text_w_direction":"Tonight the Scranton Business Park is having Casino Night and we are converting our warehouse into a full-blown gambling hall. And I know it's illegal in Pennsylvania, but it's for charity. And I consider myself a great philanderer. It's just... It's nice to know at the end of the day, I can look in the mirror and say, \"Michael, because of you, some little kid in the Congo has a belly full of rice this evening.\" Makes you feel good.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7032,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Excuse me. How long is the wait for a table for two?","text_w_direction":"Excuse me. How long is the wait for a table for two?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7033,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"I would never, ever serve you. Not in a million, billion years.","text_w_direction":"I would never, ever serve you. Not in a million, billion years.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7034,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"It's a nice tux.","text_w_direction":"It's a nice tux.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7035,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"I know. It belonged to my grandfather. He was buried in it, so family heirloom.","text_w_direction":"I know. It belonged to my grandfather. He was buried in it, so family heirloom.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7036,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Roy","text":"So, what's the deal? We gotta pay for our own drinks? That's lame.","text_w_direction":"So, what's the deal? We gotta pay for our own drinks? That's lame.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7037,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"Come on, it'll be fun, and besides, I'm a roulette expert.","text_w_direction":"Come on, it'll be fun, and besides, I'm a roulette expert.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7038,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"Impossible. Roulette is not a game of skill, it is a game of chance.","text_w_direction":"Impossible. Roulette is not a game of skill, it is a game of chance.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7039,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"I can always kind of win at roulette.","text_w_direction":"I can always kind of win at roulette.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7040,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, really? Mmm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Oh, really? Mmm-hmm.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7041,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7042,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"How would you do that?","text_w_direction":"How would you do that?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7043,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Mind control.","text_w_direction":"Mind control.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7044,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"You can't be serious. Are you serious?","text_w_direction":"[laughs] You can't be serious. Are you serious?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7045,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Ever since I was a little kid, like, eight or nine, I could sort of control things with my mind.","text_w_direction":"Ever since I was a little kid, like, eight or nine, I could sort of control things with my mind.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7046,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't believe you. Continue.","text_w_direction":"I don't believe you. Continue.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7047,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"It was just little thing, you know, like I could make something shake or I could make a marble fall off the counter. You know, just little things.","text_w_direction":"It was just little thing, you know, like I could make something shake or I could make a marble fall off the counter. You know, just little things.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7048,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"That's ridiculous. You know what? Uh... Why don't you move that coat rack? Excuse me, everyone! Attention in the office, please. Jim is about to prove his telekinetic powers and he needs absolute silence. Go ahead.","text_w_direction":"[scoffs] That's ridiculous. You know what? Uh... Why don't you move that coat rack? Excuse me, everyone! Attention in the office, please. Jim is about to prove his telekinetic powers and he needs absolute silence. Go ahead.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7049,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, I'll try.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I'll try. [The coat rack wobbles] [Pam holds up an umbrella handle to the camera in another scene]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7050,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, my God.","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7051,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"I try not to think of it as lagging behind. It's more of a David-and-Goliath thing.","text_w_direction":"I try not to think of it as lagging behind. It's more of a David-and-Goliath thing.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7052,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jan","text":"Yeah, but... Well, the fact of the matter is that your branch is currently number four of the five branches that I oversee.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Yeah, but... Well, the fact of the matter is that your branch is currently number four of the five branches that I oversee.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7053,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Top 80 percent!","text_w_direction":"Top 80 percent!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7054,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jan","text":"Michael?","text_w_direction":"Michael?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7055,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7056,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jan","text":"You know that I'm very serious here.","text_w_direction":"You know that I'm very serious here.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7057,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Jan, listen, I promise that I will kick it up a notch. Bam!","text_w_direction":"Jan, listen, I promise that I will kick it up a notch. Bam!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7058,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jan","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7059,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Emeril. Oh, actually, while I have you, not that I have you or have ever had you, but we're having our Casino Night tonight and I think everyone would love to see their fearless leader here.","text_w_direction":"Emeril. Oh, actually, while I have you, not that I have you or have ever had you, but we're having our Casino Night tonight and I think everyone would love to see their fearless leader here.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7060,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jan","text":"I thought that you were their fearless leader.","text_w_direction":"I thought that you were their fearless leader.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7061,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"I am, but you are the Eva Peron to my Cesar Chavez.","text_w_direction":"I am, but you are the Eva Peron to my Cesar Chavez.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7062,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jan","text":"I think you can handle it.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] I think you can handle it.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7063,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, come on. Come on.","text_w_direction":"Oh, come on. Come on.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7064,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jan","text":"I think so, Michael...","text_w_direction":"I think so, Michael...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7065,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"You know, it'd be fun. I can hear it in your voice. You need a break.","text_w_direction":"You know, it'd be fun. I can hear it in your voice. You need a break.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7066,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jan","text":"Goodbye, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Goodbye, Michael.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7067,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Jan and I understand each other. The romance thing is sort of on hold for the time being, but we've remained good friends. Good friends with privileges. Not now, some day.","text_w_direction":"Jan and I understand each other. The romance thing is sort of on hold for the time being, but we've remained good friends. Good friends with privileges. Not now, some day.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7068,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, everybody. Tonight's event is to benefit the Boy Scouts of America.","text_w_direction":"Okay, everybody. Tonight's event is to benefit the Boy Scouts of America.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7069,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Oscar","text":"Again? We do that every year.","text_w_direction":"Again? We do that every year.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7070,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Well, they need our money. They don't have cookies like the Girl Scouts.","text_w_direction":"Well, they need our money. They don't have cookies like the Girl Scouts.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7071,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Oscar","text":"It'd be nice to do something for people who are actually suffering.","text_w_direction":"It'd be nice to do something for people who are actually suffering.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7072,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Well, Oscar, if you don't like it, then you should concentrate on winning. Because the person at the end of the evening with the highest chip count will receive $500 to donate to the charity of their choice. And they will get a mini-fridge compliments of Vance Refrigeration.","text_w_direction":"Well, Oscar, if you don't like it, then you should concentrate on winning. Because the person at the end of the evening with the highest chip count will receive $500 to donate to the charity of their choice. And they will get a mini-fridge compliments of Vance Refrigeration.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7073,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7074,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"So get your charities in to Pam. I, for example, am playing for Comic Relief.","text_w_direction":"So get your charities in to Pam. I, for example, am playing for Comic Relief.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7075,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"That doesn't exist anymore.","text_w_direction":"That doesn't exist anymore.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7076,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Comedy is very much alive, as are homeless people.","text_w_direction":"Comedy is very much alive, as are homeless people.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7077,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"No, they stopped making that show.","text_w_direction":"No, they stopped making that show.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7078,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Well, then, they need our money more than ever.","text_w_direction":"Well, then, they need our money more than ever.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7079,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Angela","text":"You have to pick an approved, non-profit organization.","text_w_direction":"You have to pick an approved, non-profit organization.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7080,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Creed","text":"There's a great soup kitchen in downtown Scranton. Delicious pea soup on Thursdays. I'll probably give the money to them.","text_w_direction":"There's a great soup kitchen in downtown Scranton. Delicious pea soup on Thursdays. I'll probably give the money to them.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7081,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Kevin","text":"Something with animals. Or people.","text_w_direction":"Something with animals. Or people.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7082,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Kelly","text":"Kobe Bryant has a foundation, and he is so hot. And he gave his wife the biggest diamond ring. I know he didn't do it. ...Maybe he did it.","text_w_direction":"Kobe Bryant has a foundation, and he is so hot. And he gave his wife the biggest diamond ring. I know he didn't do it. ...Maybe he did it.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7083,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Angela","text":"We are giving money that has been gambled. Why don't we just deal drugs or prostitute ourselves, and donate that money to charity?","text_w_direction":"We are giving money that has been gambled. Why don't we just deal drugs or prostitute ourselves, and donate that money to charity?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7084,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, and another fun thing. We, at the end of the night, are going to give the check to an actual group of Boy Scouts. Right, Toby? We're gonna...","text_w_direction":"Oh, and another fun thing. We, at the end of the night, are going to give the check to an actual group of Boy Scouts. Right, Toby? We're gonna...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7085,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Toby","text":"Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's... You know, there's gambling and alcohol, and it's in our dangerous warehouse and it's a school night... And, you know, Hooters is catering. You know, is that enough? Should I keep going?","text_w_direction":"Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's... You know, there's gambling and alcohol, and it's in our dangerous warehouse and it's a school night... And, you know, Hooters is catering. You know, is that enough? Should I keep going?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7086,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not... that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be. Okay, you know what? I will not donate my winnings to Comic Relief, since apparently it doesn't exist. I am going to donate to Afghanistanis with AIDS.","text_w_direction":"Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not... that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be. Okay, you know what? I will not donate my winnings to Comic Relief, since apparently it doesn't exist. I am going to donate to Afghanistanis with AIDS.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7087,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"I think you mean the aid to Afghanistan.","text_w_direction":"I think you mean the aid to Afghanistan.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7088,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"No, I mean Afghanistanis with AIDS.","text_w_direction":"No, I mean Afghanistanis with AIDS.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7089,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Phyllis","text":"Afghani.","text_w_direction":"Afghani.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7090,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7091,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Phyllis","text":"Afghani.","text_w_direction":"Afghani.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7092,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"That's a dog.","text_w_direction":"That's a dog.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7093,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"No, that's Afghan.","text_w_direction":"No, that's Afghan.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7094,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"That's a shawl.","text_w_direction":"That's a shawl.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7095,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait, canine AIDS?","text_w_direction":"Wait, canine AIDS?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7096,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"No. Humans with AIDS.","text_w_direction":"No. Humans with AIDS.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7097,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Creed","text":"Who has AIDS?","text_w_direction":"Who has AIDS?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7098,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Guys, the Afghanistananies.","text_w_direction":"Guys, the Afghanistananies.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7099,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, you know what? No. No. AIDS is not funny. Believe me, I have tried.","text_w_direction":"Okay, you know what? No. No. AIDS is not funny. Believe me, I have tried.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7100,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"There are certain topics that are off-limits to comedians, JFK, AIDS, the Holocaust. The Lincoln Assassination just recently became funny. \"I need to see this play like I need a hole in the head.\" And I hope to someday live in a world where a person could tell a hilarious AIDS joke. It's one of my dreams.","text_w_direction":"There are certain topics that are off-limits to comedians, JFK, AIDS, the Holocaust. The Lincoln Assassination just recently became funny. \"I need to see this play like I need a hole in the head.\" [laughs] And I hope to someday live in a world where a person could tell a hilarious AIDS joke. It's one of my dreams.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7101,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7102,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, nothing.","text_w_direction":"Oh, nothing.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7103,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"\"Till Death Do Us Rock.\"","text_w_direction":"\"Till Death Do Us Rock.\"","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7104,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"They're wedding bands.","text_w_direction":"They're wedding bands.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7105,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7106,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"Roy was supposed to pick the band, but he's concentrating more on the bachelor party now.","text_w_direction":"Roy was supposed to pick the band, but he's concentrating more on the bachelor party now.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7107,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Wait, wait, where you going? I mean, even if you don't hire a band, you still have to watch the bands. Pam, these are people who have never given up on their dreams. I have great respect for that. And, yes, they're all probably very bad and that will make me feel better about not having dreams.","text_w_direction":"Wait, wait, where you going? I mean, even if you don't hire a band, you still have to watch the bands. Pam, these are people who have never given up on their dreams. I have great respect for that. And, yes, they're all probably very bad and that will make me feel better about not having dreams.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7108,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"There's a KISS cover band in here.","text_w_direction":"There's a KISS cover band in here.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7109,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Let's do it.","text_w_direction":"Let's do it.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7110,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"I'm pretty happy these days. I'm getting married soon and I'm getting along with everybody at work.","text_w_direction":"I'm pretty happy these days. I'm getting married soon and I'm getting along with everybody at work.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7111,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Why did I talk to Jan about transferring? Well, you know... I have no future here.","text_w_direction":"Why did I talk to Jan about transferring? Well, you know... I have no future here.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7112,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"I have already put down the deposit. Do you understand how a deposit works?","text_w_direction":"I have already put down the deposit. Do you understand how a deposit works?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7113,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Darryl","text":"Mike, I am not having fire-eaters in a paper warehouse.","text_w_direction":"Mike, I am not having fire-eaters in a paper warehouse.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7114,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"It's Casino Night like Las Vegas. There are fire-eaters all over the place.","text_w_direction":"It's Casino Night like Las Vegas. There are fire-eaters all over the place.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7115,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Darryl","text":"Except my warehouse.","text_w_direction":"Except my warehouse.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7116,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Well, actually, it's my warehouse.","text_w_direction":"Well, actually, it's my warehouse.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7117,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"Actually, it's owned by Beakman Properties, and Dunder Mifflin is four years into a seven-year lease.","text_w_direction":"Actually, it's owned by Beakman Properties, and Dunder Mifflin is four years into a seven-year lease.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7118,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Why are you here?","text_w_direction":"Why are you here?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7119,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"When Darryl was coming, you said you wanted me here for protection.","text_w_direction":"When Darryl was coming, you said you wanted me here for protection.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7120,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Not. I said, not that.","text_w_direction":"Not. I said, not that.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7121,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Darryl","text":"We just have a lot of stuff down there that could be stolen.","text_w_direction":"We just have a lot of stuff down there that could be stolen.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7122,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"That's ironic.","text_w_direction":"That's ironic.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7123,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Darryl","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7124,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"That you are afraid.","text_w_direction":"That you are afraid.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7125,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Darryl","text":"Why? 'Cause I'm from the hood?","text_w_direction":"Why? 'Cause I'm from the hood?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7126,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Dinkin' flicka.","text_w_direction":"Dinkin' flicka.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7127,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Darryl","text":"Dinkin' flicka.","text_w_direction":"[sighs] Dinkin' flicka.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7128,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Darryl","text":"I taught Mike some, uh, phrases to help with his interracial conversations. You know, stuff like, \"Fleece it out.\" \"Going mach five.\" \"Dinkin' flicka.\" You know, things us Negroes say.","text_w_direction":"I taught Mike some, uh, phrases to help with his interracial conversations. You know, stuff like, \"Fleece it out.\" \"Going mach five.\" \"Dinkin' flicka.\" You know, things us Negroes say.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7129,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Give me some.","text_w_direction":"Give me some. [Michael and Darryl perform simultaneous hand gesture]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7130,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Darryl","text":"Oh, yeah, I taught him a handshake, too.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah, I taught him a handshake, too.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7131,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Wow. I don't know how you're gonna decide. They are all extremely good.","text_w_direction":"[Jim ejects a videotape from the VCR and puts in a new one] Wow. I don't know how you're gonna decide. They are all extremely good.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7132,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"I think I should hire them all. Do like Lollapalooza.","text_w_direction":"I think I should hire them all. Do like Lollapalooza.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7133,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7134,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"Have three stages, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Have three stages, yeah.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7135,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Your mom would love that. She would. Oh, this band is called Scrantonicity.","text_w_direction":"Your mom would love that. She would. Oh, this band is called Scrantonicity.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7136,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7137,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Let's take a look. Nice.","text_w_direction":"Let's take a look. Nice.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7138,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, wait. That's Kevin. On the drums.","text_w_direction":"Oh, wait. That's Kevin. On the drums.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7139,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7140,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"On the drums! On the drums!","text_w_direction":"On the drums! On the drums!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7141,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, my God, that's Kevin! Great song, Kev. Oh, my God, he's the drummer and the singer.","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God, that's Kevin! Great song, Kev. Oh, my God, he's the drummer and the singer.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7142,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Kevin","text":"We really don't do a lot of weddings. We actually don't play in public very often. We are all really hoping that Pam's wedding works out. This could be a turning point for the band.","text_w_direction":"We really don't do a lot of weddings. We actually don't play in public very often. We are all really hoping that Pam's wedding works out. This could be a turning point for the band.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7143,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Wow. Oh!","text_w_direction":"Wow. Oh!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7144,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, my...","text_w_direction":"Oh, my...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7145,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, you haven't seen that since 1983. That is amazing. Okay, we have to sign him. I'm gonna call the label, we're gonna...","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you haven't seen that since 1983. That is amazing. Okay, we have to sign him. I'm gonna call the label, we're gonna...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7146,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"No! No!","text_w_direction":"No! No!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7147,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"No, Pam, you're gonna lose him to another wedding.","text_w_direction":"No, Pam, you're gonna lose him to another wedding.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7148,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"No, come back! No, no, no!","text_w_direction":"No, come back! No, no, no!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7149,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Kev!","text_w_direction":"Kev!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7150,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"Jim is great. Being with him just takes away all the stress of planning my wedding.","text_w_direction":"Jim is great. Being with him just takes away all the stress of planning my wedding.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7151,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Yes","text_w_direction":"[phone rings] Yes","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7152,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, Carol Stills for you.","text_w_direction":"[phone rings] Michael, Carol Stills for you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7153,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Who?","text_w_direction":"Who?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7154,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"Carol Stills.","text_w_direction":"Carol Stills.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7155,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Do I know a Carol Stills?","text_w_direction":"Do I know a Carol Stills?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7156,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"Your realtor.","text_w_direction":"Your realtor.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7157,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, yeah, put her through. Hey Carol, how goes the real estate biz? Is it real good?","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah, put her through. Hey Carol, how goes the real estate biz? Is it real good?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7158,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"It's still me.","text_w_direction":"It's still me.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7159,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"Sometimes I don't put Michael through until he's already said something. I look at it as a practice run for him. He usually does better on the second attempt.","text_w_direction":"Sometimes I don't put Michael through until he's already said something. I look at it as a practice run for him. He usually does better on the second attempt.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7160,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"Carol, you're on with Michael.","text_w_direction":"Carol, you're on with Michael.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7161,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Carol","text":"Hello, Michael?","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Hello, Michael?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7162,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Hi, Carol. How you doing?","text_w_direction":"Hi, Carol. How you doing?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7163,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Carol","text":"I'm great. I just needed one last signature for your mortgage insurance.","text_w_direction":"I'm great. I just needed one last signature for your mortgage insurance.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7164,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, hey, no problemo. Incidentally, I love the place.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey, no problemo. Incidentally, I love the place.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7165,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Carol","text":"Oh, great.","text_w_direction":"Oh, great.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7166,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Great. It has a little bit of a weird smell. It's okay. At Christmas, the tree helped.","text_w_direction":"Great. It has a little bit of a weird smell. It's okay. At Christmas, the tree helped.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7167,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Carol","text":"Oh, good, I'm glad. Can I drop it over later?","text_w_direction":"Oh, good, I'm glad. Can I drop it over later?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7168,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Actually, I'm sort of hosting this charity thing in our warehouse, Casino Night.","text_w_direction":"Actually, I'm sort of hosting this charity thing in our warehouse, Casino Night.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7169,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Carol","text":"Oh, great.","text_w_direction":"Oh, great.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7170,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, it'll be good. You know what? Why don't you come by? Bring the papers, I'll sign them and then you can stay and have a drink.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it'll be good. You know what? Why don't you come by? Bring the papers, I'll sign them and then you can stay and have a drink.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7171,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Carol","text":"To the casino thing?","text_w_direction":"To the casino thing?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7172,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. It'll be fun. What do you... What do you...","text_w_direction":"Yeah. It'll be fun. What do you...[phone rings] What do you...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7173,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Carol","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7174,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, I'm sorry. Could you hold on? Yes?","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'm sorry. Could you hold on? Yes?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7175,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, Jan's on line two.","text_w_direction":"Michael, Jan's on line two.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7176,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, put her through. Jan Levinson, I presume?","text_w_direction":"Okay, put her through. [Deep voice] Jan Levinson, I presume?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7177,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"It's still me. Uh, Jan, here's Michael.","text_w_direction":"It's still me. Uh, Jan, here's Michael.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7178,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jan","text":"Michael?","text_w_direction":"Michael?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7179,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, Jan. How you doing?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Jan. How you doing?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7180,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jan","text":"You know, I... I thought about it and you are right.","text_w_direction":"You know, I... I thought about it and you are right.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7181,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"I am?","text_w_direction":"I am?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7182,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jan","text":"I could use a little fun. So, I am going to drive up for your Casino Night.","text_w_direction":"I could use a little fun. So, I am going to drive up for your Casino Night.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7183,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, okay.","text_w_direction":"Oh, okay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7184,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jan","text":"Incidentally, what is the charity?","text_w_direction":"Incidentally, what is the charity?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7185,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"AIDS.","text_w_direction":"AIDS.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7186,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jan","text":"Okay, then. I will see you tonight.","text_w_direction":"Okay, then. I will see you tonight.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7187,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, sounds great.","text_w_direction":"Okay, sounds great.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7188,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jan","text":"Bye-bye.","text_w_direction":"Bye-bye.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7189,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Bye Hello, Carol? Hi, sorry about that. I just...","text_w_direction":"Bye Hello, Carol? Hi, sorry about that. I just...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7190,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Carol","text":"No problemo.","text_w_direction":"No problemo.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7191,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Right.","text_w_direction":"Right.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7192,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Carol","text":"To answer your question...","text_w_direction":"To answer your question...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7193,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7194,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Carol","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7195,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7196,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Carol","text":"I'd love to go.","text_w_direction":"I'd love to go.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7197,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7198,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Carol","text":"I have to get a sitter, but that shouldn't be a problem.","text_w_direction":"I have to get a sitter, but that shouldn't be a problem.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7199,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Problem. Good.","text_w_direction":"Problem. Good.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7200,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Carol","text":"And I'll bring the papers, too.","text_w_direction":"And I'll bring the papers, too.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7201,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Good, All right. Sounds great.","text_w_direction":"Good, All right. Sounds great.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7202,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Carol","text":"I'll see you tonight.","text_w_direction":"I'll see you tonight.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7203,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Bye.","text_w_direction":"Bye.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7204,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Carol","text":"Bye.","text_w_direction":"Bye.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7205,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Two queens on Casino Night. I am going to drop a deuce on everybody.","text_w_direction":"Two queens on Casino Night. I am going to drop a deuce on everybody.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7206,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, my God!","text_w_direction":"[People playing casino games as the actual Casino Night begins] Oh, my God!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7207,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Roy","text":"Yeah! That's great.","text_w_direction":"Yeah! That's great.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7208,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7209,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Carol","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7210,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, Carol.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Carol.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7211,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Carol","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7212,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"You look great.","text_w_direction":"You look great.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7213,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Carol","text":"Thanks. Thank you for inviting me. It looks so great in here.","text_w_direction":"Thanks. Thank you for inviting me. It looks so great in here.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7214,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, well... Kiss. That's how we do it in the paper biz. It's European and... Yes? Ah, Dwight","text_w_direction":"Oh, well... Kiss. [Michael kisses her on the cheek, pauses and then kisses her on the other cheek] That's how we do it in the paper biz. It's European and... Yes? Ah, Dwight [Kisses cheeks]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7215,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"Code name Re/Max is here. No sign of Lan Jevinson.","text_w_direction":"Code name Re/Max is here. No sign of Lan Jevinson.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7216,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm Michael's wingman. I've got his back. Two dates. He's got two dates tonight. My job is to keep Jan away from Carol and vice versa. Michael said, \"We must deceive them, so as not to hurt them, and in that way, we honor them.\"","text_w_direction":"I'm Michael's wingman. I've got his back. Two dates. He's got two dates tonight. My job is to keep Jan away from Carol and vice versa. Michael said, \"We must deceive them, so as not to hurt them, and in that way, we honor them.\"","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7217,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Can I get you a drink? The food is from Hooters.","text_w_direction":"Can I get you a drink? The food is from Hooters.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7218,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Carol","text":"Drink would be good.","text_w_direction":"Drink would be good.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7219,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7220,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Creed","text":"Oh, I steal things all the time. It's just something I do. I stopped caring a long time ago. You should see how many supplies I've taken from this place. Honestly, I love stealing things.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I steal things all the time. It's just something I do. I stopped caring a long time ago. You should see how many supplies I've taken from this place. Honestly, I love stealing things.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7221,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Billy's Girlfriend","text":"I'm gonna get a drink. Do you need anything?","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna get a drink. Do you need anything?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7222,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Billy","text":"No, I'm fine. Thank's sweetheart.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm fine. Thank's sweetheart.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7223,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Billy's Girlfriend","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7224,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Billy, your nurse is hot.","text_w_direction":"Billy, your nurse is hot.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7225,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Billy","text":"That's my girlfriend.","text_w_direction":"That's my girlfriend.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7226,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Your nurse became your girlfriend? Sweet.","text_w_direction":"Your nurse became your girlfriend? Sweet.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7227,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Billy","text":"She was never my nurse. I met her at Chili's. She was my waitress.","text_w_direction":"She was never my nurse. I met her at Chili's. She was my waitress.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7228,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Chili's is great.","text_w_direction":"Chili's is great.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7229,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Welkommen, Bienvenue, and welcome to Monte Carlo! Dwight. I am no longer your boss. Lady Fortune is your boss.","text_w_direction":"Welkommen, Bienvenue, and welcome to Monte Carlo! Dwight. I am no longer your boss. Lady Fortune is your boss.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7230,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Stanley","text":"Will Lady Fortune give me a raise?","text_w_direction":"[Under his breath] Will Lady Fortune give me a raise?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7231,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Shut it, shut it, shut it. Will Lady Fortune be your mistress? Only time will tell, my friends. Leave all your preconceived notions about casinos at the door. Old friends, new lovers, and the disabled! Welcome all! Great, okay. Shuffle up and deal. Let's get it started! Black-Eyed Crows.","text_w_direction":"Shut it, shut it, shut it. Will Lady Fortune be your mistress? Only time will tell, my friends. Leave all your preconceived notions about casinos at the door. Old friends, new lovers, and the disabled! Welcome all! Great, okay. Shuffle up and deal. Let's get it started! Black-Eyed Crows.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7232,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dealer","text":"Okay, the game is No-Limit Texas Hold'em. Good luck, everybody. That's at least four red chips to you, sir.","text_w_direction":"Okay, the game is No-Limit Texas Hold'em. Good luck, everybody. That's at least four red chips to you, sir.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7233,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"All-in.","text_w_direction":"All-in. [Other players fold their hands]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7234,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Bluffing is a key part of poker, which is too bad, because I'm not very good at bluffing. Did you believe me?","text_w_direction":"Bluffing is a key part of poker, which is too bad, because I'm not very good at bluffing. Did you believe me?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7235,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Toby","text":"I'll call.","text_w_direction":"I'll call.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7236,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"What are... That's insane.","text_w_direction":"What are... That's insane.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7237,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Toby","text":"I have good cards.","text_w_direction":"I have good cards.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7238,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Well, Toby, I went all-in on the first hand, so doesn't that tell you that I might have good cards, too? So don't be stupid. Just take it back.","text_w_direction":"Well, Toby, I went all-in on the first hand, so doesn't that tell you that I might have good cards, too? So don't be stupid. Just take it back.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7239,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dealer","text":"No, I'm sorry. He can't, sir. He's gone all-in.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm sorry. He can't, sir. He's gone all-in.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7240,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, all right, whatever.","text_w_direction":"Okay, all right, whatever.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7241,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dealer","text":"Flip them.","text_w_direction":"Flip them.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7242,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"You really screwed that up.","text_w_direction":"You really screwed that up. [Michael leaves]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7243,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Meredith","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7244,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Toby","text":"I don't really play cards, but I'm not gonna lie to you. It felt really good to take money from Michael. Gonna chase that feeling.","text_w_direction":"I don't really play cards, but I'm not gonna lie to you. It felt really good to take money from Michael. Gonna chase that feeling.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7245,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"I expect to do very well tonight. I have an acute ability to read people. Jim, for instance, has a huge tell. When he gets a good hand, he coughs.","text_w_direction":"I expect to do very well tonight. I have an acute ability to read people. Jim, for instance, has a huge tell. When he gets a good hand, he coughs.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7246,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"I will raise. Thanks.","text_w_direction":"[coughs] I will raise. [Dwight sighs and folds his cards] Thanks.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7247,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"It's the weirdest thing. Every time I cough, he folds.","text_w_direction":"It's the weirdest thing. Every time I cough, he folds.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7248,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Carol","text":"Wow, bad luck.","text_w_direction":"Wow, bad luck.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7249,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, whatever. Hey, you know what? If luck weren't involved, I would always be winning. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, whatever. Hey, you know what? If luck weren't involved, I would always be winning. [Sees Jan] Oh, my God. Oh, my God.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7250,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jan","text":"Michael?","text_w_direction":"Michael?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7251,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Jan.","text_w_direction":"Jan.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7252,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jan","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7253,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Look, okay, I think we're all adults here, and it has always been my understanding that we have an open relationship.","text_w_direction":"Look, okay, I think we're all adults here, and it has always been my understanding that we have an open relationship.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7254,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jan","text":"What are you... Just... Wait, what're you talking about?","text_w_direction":"What are you... Just... Wait, what're you talking about?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7255,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Carol","text":"What does that mean?","text_w_direction":"What does that mean?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7256,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"After you said you weren't coming, I invited Carol to come and I don't think that I did anything wrong.","text_w_direction":"After you said you weren't coming, I invited Carol to come and I don't think that I did anything wrong.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7257,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jan","text":"No. No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Jan. I'm Michael's boss.","text_w_direction":"No. No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Jan. I'm Michael's boss.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7258,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Carol","text":"Hi, hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi, hi.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7259,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jan","text":"Does anyone want a drink?","text_w_direction":"Does anyone want a drink?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7260,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Carol","text":"No, I'm good.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm good.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7261,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jan","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay. [Carol stares at Michael]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7262,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Um...","text_w_direction":"Um...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7263,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7264,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Hey. What...","text_w_direction":"Hey. What...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7265,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"Jan's here.","text_w_direction":"Jan's here.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7266,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"Give me the dice.","text_w_direction":"Give me the dice.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7267,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Kevin","text":"Come on, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Come on, Dwight.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7268,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"Let's go.","text_w_direction":"Let's go.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7269,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Billy","text":"It's all on you, baby. Let's go.","text_w_direction":"It's all on you, baby. Let's go.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7270,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Angela","text":"Good evening, Dwight. What is this?","text_w_direction":"Good evening, Dwight. What is this?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7271,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"Evening, Angela. This is craps. I need to roll an eight. If I do, everyone wins.","text_w_direction":"Evening, Angela. This is craps. I need to roll an eight. If I do, everyone wins.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7272,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Kevin","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7273,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Angela","text":"Then roll an eight.","text_w_direction":"Then roll an eight.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7274,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you, Angela.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, Angela.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7275,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Angela","text":"Good luck, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Good luck, Dwight.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7276,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah! Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah! Yeah! [Kisses Angela, she slaps him and walks away smiling]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7277,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Kevin","text":"Dwight, let's keep it going. Let's keep it going. Let's go.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, let's keep it going. Let's keep it going. Let's go.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7278,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Oscar","text":"Let it ride. Let it all ride.","text_w_direction":"Let it ride. Let it all ride.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7279,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"Give me the dice!","text_w_direction":"Give me the dice!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7280,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, right.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, right.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7281,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"\"Yeah, right,\" what?","text_w_direction":"\"Yeah, right,\" what?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7282,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"What was this?","text_w_direction":"What was this? [Makes face]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7283,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"I have good cards.","text_w_direction":"[Laughs] I have good cards.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7284,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7285,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"Mhmm, And I'm gonna take you all-in.","text_w_direction":"Mhmm, And I'm gonna take you all-in.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7286,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Wow. I think you're bluffing.","text_w_direction":"Wow. I think you're bluffing.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7287,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah, I think she's full of it.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I think she's full of it.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
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{"index":7289,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Oh. Three nines.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Three nines.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7290,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Kevin","text":"Pam. Jim Halpert, ladies and gentlemen.","text_w_direction":"Pam. Jim Halpert, ladies and gentlemen.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7291,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Thank you very much. It was fun.","text_w_direction":"Thank you very much. It was fun.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7292,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jan","text":"Cosmopolitan, please.","text_w_direction":"Cosmopolitan, please.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7293,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Carol","text":"Can I get a red wine? So, two hours? That's a long drive.","text_w_direction":"Can I get a red wine? So, two hours? That's a long drive.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7294,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jan","text":"Well, it's part of the job, you know? Keep an eye on things. So... Why not? So, how long have you and Michael been...","text_w_direction":"Well, it's part of the job, you know? Keep an eye on things. So... Why not? So, how long have you and Michael been...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7295,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Carol","text":"Oh, well, actually, I guess this would be our first date. I guess.","text_w_direction":"Oh, well, actually, I guess this would be our first date. I guess.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7296,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jan","text":"Casino Night in the warehouse. Good sport.","text_w_direction":"Casino Night in the warehouse. Good sport.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7297,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Carol","text":"Well, I'm having a nice time.","text_w_direction":"Well, I'm having a nice time.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7298,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jan","text":"Oh, me too. Me too.","text_w_direction":"Oh, me too. Me too.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7299,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Ryan","text":"One beer and one Seven and Seven with eight maraschino cherries, sugar on the rim, blended if you can.","text_w_direction":"One beer and one Seven and Seven with eight maraschino cherries, sugar on the rim, blended if you can.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7300,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"So, that's still going on, huh? You and Kelly?","text_w_direction":"So, that's still going on, huh? You and Kelly?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7301,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"All right!","text_w_direction":"All right!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7302,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dealer","text":"The point is four. Shooter, roll it. Four!","text_w_direction":"The point is four. Shooter, roll it. Four!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7303,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"Come on, shooter!","text_w_direction":"Come on, shooter!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7304,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Four! Blow. Blow for luck! Yeah! Also, you. Not playing favorites. All right, here we go!","text_w_direction":"Four! [Holds dice in front of Carol] Blow. Blow for luck! Yeah! Also, you. Not playing favorites. [Holds dice in front of Jan] All right, here we go!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
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{"index":7306,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7307,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dealer","text":"Five.","text_w_direction":"Five.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7308,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"So close. So close.","text_w_direction":"So close. So close.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7309,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"Come on. So where you staying? Radisson?","text_w_direction":"Come on. [Turns to Jan] So where you staying? Radisson?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7310,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jan","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7311,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"Super 8?","text_w_direction":"Super 8?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7312,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jan","text":"No, I...","text_w_direction":"No, I...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7313,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"Motel 6? Best Western?","text_w_direction":"Motel 6? Best Western?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7314,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jan","text":"I didn't... I don't know...","text_w_direction":"I didn't... I don't know...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7315,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"Holiday Inn? The Hyatt in Wilkes-Barre? You staying with Michael?","text_w_direction":"Holiday Inn? The Hyatt in Wilkes-Barre? You staying with Michael?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7316,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Kevin","text":"I won the 2002 $2,500 No-Limit Deuce-to-Seven-Draw Tournament at the World Series of Poker in Vegas. So, yeah... I'm pretty good at poker.","text_w_direction":"I won the 2002 $2,500 No-Limit Deuce-to-Seven-Draw Tournament at the World Series of Poker in Vegas. So, yeah... I'm pretty good at poker.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7317,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Kevin","text":"All-in.","text_w_direction":"All-in.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7318,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Phyllis","text":"Okay, let's do it.","text_w_direction":"Okay, let's do it.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7319,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Bob Vance","text":"Good Luck, honey.","text_w_direction":"Good Luck, honey.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7320,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh, thank you, Bobby. But it doesn't matter, it's just fun to play.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thank you, Bobby. But it doesn't matter, it's just fun to play.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7321,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Kevin","text":"Three queens.","text_w_direction":"Three queens.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7322,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"Nice, very nice.","text_w_direction":"Nice, very nice.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7323,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Phyllis","text":"I have an ace.","text_w_direction":"I have an ace.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7324,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Oscar","text":"No, that's a flush.","text_w_direction":"No, that's a flush.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7325,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, man!","text_w_direction":"Oh, man!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7326,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh, I have a flush!","text_w_direction":"Oh, I have a flush!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7327,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Bob","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7328,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Phyllis","text":"Look, I won! Look I have all the clovers! You wanna play again?","text_w_direction":"Look, I won! Look I have all the clovers! You wanna play again?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7329,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Kevin","text":"I suck.","text_w_direction":"I suck.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7330,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Roy","text":"She took you down, huh?","text_w_direction":"She took you down, huh?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7331,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Kevin","text":"I do not want to talk about it.","text_w_direction":"I do not want to talk about it.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7332,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Roy","text":"Hey, I saw your tape. Your band, Scrantonicity? You guys rock.","text_w_direction":"Hey, I saw your tape. Your band, Scrantonicity? You guys rock.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7333,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7334,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Roy","text":"Yeah, you guys wanna play our wedding?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you guys wanna play our wedding?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7335,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Kevin","text":"Awesome. Did Pam say it was okay?","text_w_direction":"Awesome. Did Pam say it was okay?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7336,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Roy","text":"Whatever. I'm in charge of the music.","text_w_direction":"Whatever. I'm in charge of the music.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7337,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Kevin","text":"Dude, you will not be sorry.","text_w_direction":"Dude, you will not be sorry.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7338,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Roy","text":"Sweet. All right.","text_w_direction":"Sweet. All right.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7339,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Kevin","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7340,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jan","text":"Smoke?","text_w_direction":"Smoke?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7341,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"No, thanks. You having fun?","text_w_direction":"No, thanks. You having fun?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7342,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jan","text":"Fabulous time. I drove two and a half hours to get here.","text_w_direction":"Fabulous time. I drove two and a half hours to get here.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7343,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, we all really...","text_w_direction":"Yeah, we all really...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7344,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jan","text":"Left work early, drove down here. And I am completely underdressed","text_w_direction":"Left work early, drove down here. And I am completely underdressed","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7345,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Well, I think you look great.","text_w_direction":"Well, I think you look great.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7346,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jan","text":"Why did I hook up with Michael?","text_w_direction":"Why did I hook up with Michael?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7347,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, why did you?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, why did you?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7348,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jan","text":"It was very late, Jim. Very... Very late and... Have you given any more thought to the transfer?","text_w_direction":"It was very late, Jim. Very... Very late and... Have you given any more thought to the transfer?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7349,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7350,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jan","text":"Good. Have you told anyone?","text_w_direction":"Good. Have you told anyone?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7351,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7352,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jan","text":"Well, you should.","text_w_direction":"Well, you should.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7353,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Bob","text":"Excuse me. Big moment. The evening's chip leader and winner of this beautiful mini-refrigerator courtesy of Vance Refrigeration, Creed Bratton, Dunder Mifflin!","text_w_direction":"Excuse me. Big moment. The evening's chip leader and winner of this beautiful mini-refrigerator courtesy of Vance Refrigeration, Creed Bratton, Dunder Mifflin!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7354,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Creed","text":"Thanks. I never owned a refrigerator.","text_w_direction":"Thanks. I never owned a refrigerator.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7355,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Roy","text":"Sorry, babe. I am just beat.","text_w_direction":"Sorry, babe. I am just beat.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7356,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"It's okay. I'll see you at home.","text_w_direction":"It's okay. I'll see you at home.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7357,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Roy","text":"Okay. Hey, don't try to lose too much money, all right?","text_w_direction":"Okay. Hey, don't try to lose too much money, all right?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7358,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7359,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Roy","text":"If you still want a honeymoon. Hey, Halpert. Keep an eye on her, all right?","text_w_direction":"If you still want a honeymoon. Hey, Halpert. Keep an eye on her, all right?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7360,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, will do.","text_w_direction":"Okay, will do.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7361,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Roy","text":"See you.","text_w_direction":"See you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7362,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"Bye! Hey.","text_w_direction":"Bye! Hey.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7363,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, how's it going?","text_w_direction":"Hey, how's it going?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7364,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"Good, especially after I took all your money in poker.","text_w_direction":"Good, especially after I took all your money in poker.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7365,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. Hey, can I talk to you about something?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Hey, can I talk to you about something?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7366,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"About when you want to give me more of your money?","text_w_direction":"About when you want to give me more of your money?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7367,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"No, I...","text_w_direction":"No, I...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7368,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"Did you wanna do that now? We can go inside. I'm feeling kind of good tonight.","text_w_direction":"Did you wanna do that now? We can go inside. I'm feeling kind of good tonight.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7369,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"I was just... I'm in love with you.","text_w_direction":"I was just... I'm in love with you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7370,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7371,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"I'm really sorry if that's weird for you to hear, but I needed you to hear it. Probably not good timing, I know that. I just...","text_w_direction":"I'm really sorry if that's weird for you to hear, but I needed you to hear it. Probably not good timing, I know that. I just...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7372,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"What are you doing? What do you expect me to say to that?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing? What do you expect me to say to that?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7373,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"I just needed you to know. Once.","text_w_direction":"I just needed you to know. Once.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7374,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"Well, I um... I... I can't.","text_w_direction":"Well, I um... I... I can't.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7375,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7376,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"You have no idea...","text_w_direction":"You have no idea...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7377,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Don't do that.","text_w_direction":"Don't do that.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7378,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"...what your friendship means to me.","text_w_direction":"...what your friendship means to me.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7379,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Come on. I don't wanna do that. I wanna be more than that.","text_w_direction":"Come on. I don't wanna do that. I wanna be more than that.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7380,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"I can't. I'm really sorry if you misinterpreted things. It's probably my fault.","text_w_direction":"I can't. I'm really sorry if you misinterpreted things. It's probably my fault.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7381,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Not your fault. I'm sorry I misinterpreted our friendship.","text_w_direction":"Not your fault. I'm sorry I misinterpreted our friendship.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7382,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jan","text":"Hey. I'm leaving.","text_w_direction":"Hey. I'm leaving.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7383,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, okay.","text_w_direction":"Hey, okay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7384,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jan","text":"So, I just wanted to congratulate you on a fantastic evening. You did the company proud.","text_w_direction":"So, I just wanted to congratulate you on a fantastic evening. You did the company proud.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7385,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7386,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jan","text":"And thanks for inviting me. You were right, I needed it. So, thanks.","text_w_direction":"And thanks for inviting me. You were right, I needed it. So, thanks.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7387,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Thanks for coming.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Thanks for coming.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7388,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jan","text":"Nice to meet you.","text_w_direction":"Nice to meet you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7389,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Carol","text":"You, too.","text_w_direction":"You, too.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7390,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jan","text":"And you guys have a good time together.","text_w_direction":"And you guys have a good time together.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7391,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Talk to you Monday.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Talk to you Monday.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7392,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jan","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7393,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Carol","text":"Goodbye.","text_w_direction":"Goodbye.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7394,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Good night. She's a good boss.","text_w_direction":"Good night. She's a good boss.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7395,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Carol","text":"She seems really nice.","text_w_direction":"She seems really nice.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7396,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, she's great.","text_w_direction":"Oh, she's great.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7397,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Love triangle. Drama. All worked out in the end, though. The hero got the girl. Who saw that coming? I did. And Jan was really happy for me. So actually the hero got two girls. He got the girl that he works with and he got the girl that he buys real estate from. So, I've got my New York girl and my local flavor. Life is good.","text_w_direction":"Love triangle. Drama. All worked out in the end, though. The hero got the girl. Who saw that coming? I did. And Jan was really happy for me. So actually the hero got two girls. He got the girl that he works with and he got the girl that he buys real estate from. So, I've got my New York girl and my local flavor. Life is good.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7398,"season":2,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Casino Night","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"About 10 minutes ago. No, I didn't know what to say. Yes, I know. Um, I don't know, mom, he's my best friend. Yeah, he's great. Yeah, I think I am. I have to go. I will. Listen, Jim...","text_w_direction":"[On phone] About 10 minutes ago. No, I didn't know what to say. Yes, I know. Um, I don't know, mom, he's my best friend. Yeah, he's great. Yeah, I think I am. [Jim enters] I have to go. I will. Listen, Jim... [They kiss]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3644,"air_date":"2006-05-11"}
{"index":7399,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah, I'm not a temp anymore. I got Jim's uh, old job. Which means at my 10 year high school reunion it will not say \"Ryan Howard is a temp.\" It will say \"Ryan Howard is a junior sales associate at a mid-range paper supply firm. ...that'll show 'em.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I'm not a temp anymore. I got Jim's uh, old job. Which means at my 10 year high school reunion it will not say \"Ryan Howard is a temp.\" It will say \"Ryan Howard is a junior sales associate at a mid-range paper supply firm. ...that'll show 'em.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7400,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"You have no idea how long I've wanted to do that.","text_w_direction":"[after \"the kiss\"] You have no idea how long I've wanted to do that.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7401,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Me too. ...I think we're just drunk.","text_w_direction":"Me too. ...I think we're just drunk.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7402,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"No I'm not drunk. Are you drunk?","text_w_direction":"No I'm not drunk. Are you drunk?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7403,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"No... Jim---","text_w_direction":"No... [Jim leans in for another kiss] Jim---","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7404,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Are you really gonna marry him? ...Ok.","text_w_direction":"Are you really gonna marry him? [Pam nods] ...Ok.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7405,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim is gone. He's gone. I miss him so much. Ooooh I cry myself to sleep, Jim! False. I do not miss him.","text_w_direction":"[sobbing] Jim is gone. He's gone. I miss him so much. Ooooh I cry myself to sleep, Jim! [serious] False. I do not miss him.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7406,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No! That is the fun of this place. I call everybody \"faggie\". Why would anybody find that offensive?","text_w_direction":"No! That is the fun of this place. I call everybody \"faggie\". Why would anybody find that offensive?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7407,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"OK I think Oscar would just like if you used \"lame\" or something like that.","text_w_direction":"OK I think Oscar would just like if you used \"lame\" or something like that.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7408,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"That's what faggie means!","text_w_direction":"That's what faggie means!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7409,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"No not really...","text_w_direction":"No not really...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7410,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Apparently you called Oscar \"faggie\" for liking the movie Shakespeare in Love more than an action movie.","text_w_direction":"Apparently you called Oscar \"faggie\" for liking the movie Shakespeare in Love more than an action movie.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7411,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"It wasn't just an action movie, it was Die Hard!","text_w_direction":"It wasn't just an action movie, it was Die Hard!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7412,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"All right Michael, but Oscar's really gay.","text_w_direction":"All right Michael, but Oscar's really gay.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7413,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Exactly!","text_w_direction":"Exactly!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7414,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"I mean for real.","text_w_direction":"I mean for real.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7415,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, I know.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I know.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7416,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"No, I mean he's attracted to other men.","text_w_direction":"No, I mean he's attracted to other men.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7417,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"OK, a little too far, crossed the line.","text_w_direction":"OK, a little too far, crossed the line.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7418,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"OK, I am telling you, Oscar is an actual homosexual. Yeah, he told me this morning. And, obviously he hopes he can count on your discretion.","text_w_direction":"OK, I am telling you, Oscar is an actual homosexual. Yeah, he told me this morning. And, obviously he hopes he can count on your discretion.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7419,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I would have never called him that if I knew. You don't... You don't call retarded people \"retards\". It's bad taste. You call your friends \"retards\" when they're acting retarded. And I consider Oscar a friend.","text_w_direction":"I would have never called him that if I knew. You don't... You don't call retarded people \"retards\". It's bad taste. You call your friends \"retards\" when they're acting retarded. And I consider Oscar a friend.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7420,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Listen man, I am so sorry. I had no idea.","text_w_direction":"Listen man, I am so sorry. I had no idea.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7421,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"No, it's fine.","text_w_direction":"No, it's fine.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7422,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No. No it's not. I feel terrible about it. I have been calling people \"faggie\" since I was in junior high, and I have never made this mistake. If I don't know how to behave, it is because I am just so far the opposite way, you know? I'm just... I, I can't even imagine... the... thing. Maybe we could go out for a beer sometime. And you could tell me... how... you do that to another dude.","text_w_direction":"No. No it's not. I feel terrible about it. I have been calling people \"faggie\" since I was in junior high, and I have never made this mistake. If I don't know how to behave, it is because I am just so far the opposite way, you know? I'm just... I, I can't even imagine... the... thing. Maybe we could go out for a beer sometime. And you could tell me... how... you do that to another dude.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7423,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"That sounds like a great, wonderful idea, let's do that.","text_w_direction":"That sounds like a great, wonderful idea, let's do that.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7424,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"It explains so much.","text_w_direction":"[in reference to Oscar being gay] It explains so much.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7425,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"No, I'm not gay. And I don't understand why anyone would think, that I'm gay... if... Uh... yeah I'm gay.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm not gay. And I don't understand why anyone would think, that I'm gay... if... [sighs] Uh... yeah I'm gay.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7426,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"I can't say whether Dunder Mifflin paper is less flammable, sir, but I can assure that it is certainly not more flammable.","text_w_direction":"I can't say whether Dunder Mifflin paper is less flammable, sir, but I can assure that it is certainly not more flammable.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7427,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Why did I transfer to Stamford? I think that's pretty obvious. I got promoted! And you can't beat that view... right?","text_w_direction":"Why did I transfer to Stamford? I think that's pretty obvious. I got promoted! And you can't beat that view... right?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7428,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, Big Tuna! You're single right?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Big Tuna! You're single right?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7429,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Uh-huh, yeah. I am.","text_w_direction":"Uh-huh, yeah. I am.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7430,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"She's pretty hot huh? She's completely crazy. Steer clear Big Tuna. Head for open waters.","text_w_direction":"She's pretty hot huh? [Jim nods] She's completely crazy. Steer clear Big Tuna. Head for open waters.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7431,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"OooOK.","text_w_direction":"OooOK.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7432,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"OooOK.","text_w_direction":"OooOK.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7433,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"I ate a tuna sandwich, on my first day. So, Andy started calling me Big Tuna. ...I don't think any of them actually know my real name.","text_w_direction":"I ate a tuna sandwich, on my first day. So, Andy started calling me Big Tuna. ...I don't think any of them actually know my real name.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7434,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Big Tuna is a super ambitious guy, you know? Cut your throat to get ahead kind of guy, but I mean I'm not threatened by him. I went to Cornell, you ever heard of it? I graduated in four years. I never studied once. I was drunk the whole time, and I sang in the acappella group, \"Here Comes Treble.\"","text_w_direction":"Big Tuna is a super ambitious guy, you know? Cut your throat to get ahead kind of guy, but I mean I'm not threatened by him. I went to Cornell, you ever heard of it? [laughs] I graduated in four years. I never studied once. I was drunk the whole time, and I sang in the acappella group, \"Here Comes Treble.\"","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7435,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Josh","text":"So, end of day we are going to have a little diversity policy refresher, because of some more problems at the Scranton branch. And I have a list of business startups I got from the chamber. Yes, I am going to need someone to cold call them.","text_w_direction":"So, end of day we are going to have a little diversity policy refresher, because of some more problems at the Scranton branch. And I have a list of business startups I got from the chamber. Yes, I am going to need someone to cold call them.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7436,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, I can do that.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I can do that.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7437,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Karen","text":"Jim's nice enough. I dont... I don't know how well he's fitting in here. He's always looking at the camera like this. What is that?","text_w_direction":"Jim's nice enough. I dont... I don't know how well he's fitting in here. He's always looking at the camera like this. [makes classic \"Jim\"-camera face] What is that?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7438,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Can you tell who's gay and who's not?","text_w_direction":"Can you tell who's gay and who's not?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7439,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Of course.","text_w_direction":"Of course.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7440,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"What about Oscar?","text_w_direction":"What about Oscar?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7441,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Absolutely not.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely not.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7442,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Well, he is.","text_w_direction":"Well, he is.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7443,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, he's not dressed in women's clothes, so...","text_w_direction":"Well, he's not dressed in women's clothes, so...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7444,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"There could be others... I need to know. I don't want to offend anybody else.","text_w_direction":"[deep sigh] There could be others... I need to know. I don't want to offend anybody else.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7445,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"You could assume everyone is, and not say anything offensive.","text_w_direction":"You could assume everyone is, and not say anything offensive.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7446,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, I'm sure everyone would appreciate me treating them like they were gay.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I'm sure everyone would appreciate me treating them like they were gay.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7447,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, what about Angela? She's hard and severe. She could be a gay woman.","text_w_direction":"Hey, what about Angela? She's hard and severe. She could be a gay woman.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7448,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"I really don't think so.","text_w_direction":"I really don't think so.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7449,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know, I can imagine her with another woman, can't you?","text_w_direction":"I don't know, I can imagine her with another woman, can't you?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7450,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[creepy smile]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7451,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Do some research. Find out if there's a way to tell by just looking at them.","text_w_direction":"Do some research. Find out if there's a way to tell by just looking at them.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7452,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim told me you could buy gay-dar online.","text_w_direction":"Jim told me you could buy gay-dar online.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7453,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"That's ridiculous.","text_w_direction":"That's ridiculous.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7454,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah probably. He didn't tell the truth a lot.","text_w_direction":"Yeah probably. He didn't tell the truth a lot.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7455,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Let's call him and get the website.","text_w_direction":"[sighs] Let's call him and get the website.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7456,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Definitely.","text_w_direction":"Definitely.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7457,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"What's gay-dar? Oh, oh, gay-dar, yes! No, uh, I think they have it at Sharper Image. Oh, you know what? I could check for you. No problem. It's sold out! Yeah sorry about that, that's a bummer.","text_w_direction":"What's gay-dar? Oh, oh, gay-dar, yes! No, uh, I think they have it at Sharper Image. Oh, you know what? I could check for you. No problem. [loudly fake typing] It's sold out! Yeah sorry about that, that's a bummer.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7458,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Well, they're sold out.","text_w_direction":"Well, they're sold out.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7459,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Damn. I'll try Brookstone.","text_w_direction":"Damn. [thinks] I'll try Brookstone.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7460,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"I miss that.","text_w_direction":"I miss that.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7461,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Roy","text":"Chicken or fish?","text_w_direction":"Chicken or fish?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7462,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Chicken.","text_w_direction":"[loud sigh] Chicken.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7463,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Roy","text":"So you havin' a good day?","text_w_direction":"So you havin' a good day?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7464,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Excellent, thanks.","text_w_direction":"Excellent, thanks.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7465,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Roy","text":"Good, glad. OK.","text_w_direction":"Good, glad. OK.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7466,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, I didn't go through with the wedding. I got cold feet, a few days before. And I can't really explain it. I just had to get out of that relationship. We still had to pay for all the food. So we froze it. But I'm, I'm doing well. I have my own apartment. I'm taking art classes. And I have lunch for the next five weeks.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I didn't go through with the wedding. I got cold feet, a few days before. And I can't really explain it. I just had to get out of that relationship. We still had to pay for all the food. So we froze it. But I'm, I'm doing well. I have my own apartment. I'm taking art classes. And I have lunch for the next five weeks.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7467,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Roy","text":"After Pam dumped me, I um, I kinda stopped taking care of myself there, and uh, I hit bottom when uh, drunk driving arrest. I've been working out and um, you know, I'm not gonna take her for granted. I gotta win her back.","text_w_direction":"After Pam dumped me, I um, I kinda stopped taking care of myself there, and uh, I hit bottom when uh, drunk driving arrest. I've been working out and um, you know, I'm not gonna take her for granted. I gotta win her back.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7468,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"I got them a toaster. They called off the wedding and gave the toaster back to me. I tried to return the toaster to the store, and they said they no longer sold that kind of toaster. So now my house has got two toasters.","text_w_direction":"I got them a toaster. They called off the wedding and gave the toaster back to me. I tried to return the toaster to the store, and they said they no longer sold that kind of toaster. So now my house has got two toasters.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7469,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kelly","text":"That is so cool that you're gay. I totally underestimated you.","text_w_direction":"That is so cool that you're gay. I totally underestimated you.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7470,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"Yes I'm super cool. I am an accountant at a failing paper supply company, Scranton. Much like, um, sir Ian McClellan.","text_w_direction":"Yes I'm super cool. I am an accountant at a failing paper supply company, Scranton. Much like, um, sir Ian McClellan.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7471,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Sure, sometimes I watch Will and Grace... and I want to throw up. It's terribly loud. I do like it sometimes when Harry Connick Jr. is on. He's so talented.","text_w_direction":"Sure, sometimes I watch Will and Grace... and I want to throw up. It's terribly loud. I do like it sometimes when Harry Connick Jr. is on. He's so talented.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7472,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"OK. Who put my calculator in Jello? Good one. But uh, seriously, guys who did this? Seriously guys, who did this? I need to know who put my calculator in Jello, or I'm gonna lose MY FRICKIN' MIND!","text_w_direction":"OK. Who put my calculator in Jello? Good one. But uh, seriously, guys who did this? Seriously guys, who did this? I need to know who put my calculator in Jello, or I'm gonna lose MY FRICKIN' MIND!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7473,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jan","text":"You know, it's amazing to me that in this day and age, you could be so obtuse about sexual orientation.","text_w_direction":"You know, it's amazing to me that in this day and age, you could be so obtuse about sexual orientation.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7474,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I watch the L Word. I watch, Queer as F***, so...","text_w_direction":"I watch the L Word. I watch, Queer as F***, so...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7475,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jan","text":"That's not what it's called.","text_w_direction":"That's not what it's called.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7476,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"OK, Michael, are you aware that you ousted Oscar today?","text_w_direction":"OK, Michael, are you aware that you ousted Oscar today?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7477,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"What? What does that even...","text_w_direction":"What? What does that even...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7478,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jan","text":"Coming out, is a significant moment for a gay person, and they should be allowed to select the timing and manner of announcing it.","text_w_direction":"Coming out, is a significant moment for a gay person, and they should be allowed to select the timing and manner of announcing it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7479,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Well, gay pride, right? Gay pride parade? It's not like gay... shame festival.","text_w_direction":"Well, gay pride, right? Gay pride parade? It's not like gay... shame festival.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7480,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"All right, now Oscar's feeling discriminated against by his co-workers, primarily Angela, and um, that's your fault.","text_w_direction":"All right, now Oscar's feeling discriminated against by his co-workers, primarily Angela, and um, that's your fault.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7481,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I think Angela might be gay. Could Oscar and Angela be having a gay affair? Maybe! Is that what this is about?","text_w_direction":"I think Angela might be gay. Could Oscar and Angela be having a gay affair? Maybe! Is that what this is about?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7482,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jan","text":"NO!","text_w_direction":"NO!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7483,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I don't kn--","text_w_direction":"I don't kn--","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7484,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jan","text":"No, it's not possible.","text_w_direction":"No, it's not possible.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7485,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Anything's possible.","text_w_direction":"Anything's possible.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7486,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jan","text":"You know, imagine... you were gay.","text_w_direction":"You know, imagine... you were gay.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7487,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I'm not gay Jan, and you should know that better than anybody!","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Well, I'm not gay Jan, and you should know that better than anybody!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7488,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jan","text":"Michael, your immaturity is extremely disappointing and may even lead to a lawsuit which is the absolute last thing this company needs right now. Do you understand?","text_w_direction":"Michael, your immaturity is extremely disappointing and may even lead to a lawsuit which is the absolute last thing this company needs right now. Do you understand?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7489,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"The company has made it my responsibility today to put an end to 100,000 years of being weirded out by gays.","text_w_direction":"The company has made it my responsibility today to put an end to 100,000 years of being weirded out by gays.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7490,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"Am I the first gay man you ever knew?","text_w_direction":"Am I the first gay man you ever knew?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7491,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Trick question! Cause you can't always tell, so... how would I know. Is that the right answer?","text_w_direction":"Trick question! Cause you can't always tell, so... how would I know. Is that the right answer?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7492,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, Dwight's looking at gay pornography on his computer.","text_w_direction":"Michael, Dwight's looking at gay pornography on his computer.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7493,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh, Michael knows Pam. He asked me to do this just for him. He has his own reasons.","text_w_direction":"Uh, Michael knows Pam. He asked me to do this just for him. He has his own reasons.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7494,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Nothing wrong with this stuff. At all. This is fine. You know what. Gay p0rn, straight p0rn, it's all goooooood! I don't particularly get into this. But uh, you know what. I totally see the merit! And actually... it is quite beautiful.","text_w_direction":"[looking at gay p0rn] Nothing wrong with this stuff. At all. This is fine. You know what. Gay p0rn, straight p0rn, it's all goooooood! I don't particularly get into this. But uh, you know what. I totally see the merit! And actually... it is quite beautiful.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7495,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Ah damn pop-ups.","text_w_direction":"Ah damn pop-ups.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7496,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"What are you doing?!","text_w_direction":"What are you doing?!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7497,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Watching some of your friends.","text_w_direction":"Watching some of your friends.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7498,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"All right, everybody in the conference room! I don't care if you are gay, or straight, or a lesbian, or overweight! JUST GET IN HERE! RIGHT NOW!","text_w_direction":"[yelling] All right, everybody in the conference room! I don't care if you are gay, or straight, or a lesbian, or overweight! JUST GET IN HERE! RIGHT NOW!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7499,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Did you know that gay used to mean happy? When I was growing up it meant lame. And now it means a man, who makes love... to other men.","text_w_direction":"Did you know that gay used to mean happy? When I was growing up it meant lame. And now it means a man, who makes love... to other men.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7500,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"We're all homos! Homosapiens. Gays aren't necessarily who you think they are, people. I mean anybody could be gay. Business-men. Like antique dealers, or hairdressers, or... accountants. Oscar, why don't you take this opportunity to officially come out, to everybody here. However you want to do it. Go ahead. Stand up. I'm doing this for you.","text_w_direction":"We're all homos! Homosapiens. Gays aren't necessarily who you think they are, people. I mean anybody could be gay. Business-men. Like antique dealers, or hairdressers, or... accountants. Oscar, why don't you take this opportunity to officially come out, to everybody here. However you want to do it. Go ahead. Stand up. I'm doing this for you.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7501,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"Yes I'm gay. And I didn't plan on sharing that part of my life with you today, so, whatever. Can I sit down now?","text_w_direction":"Yes I'm gay. And I didn't plan on sharing that part of my life with you today, so, whatever. Can I sit down now?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7502,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Creed","text":"","text_w_direction":"[/b]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7503,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Who should be the judges and juries of our society?","text_w_direction":"Who should be the judges and juries of our society?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7504,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Judges and juries!","text_w_direction":"Judges and juries!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7505,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, that's a good point. She has a good point. Because gay marriage currently is not legal, under U.S. law. I bet a lot of straight men wish that applied to them. So they could go out there and have some torrid unabashed monkey s*x as much as they could. You know? Sounds pretty good, right?","text_w_direction":"Yes, that's a good point. She has a good point. Because gay marriage currently is not legal, under U.S. law. I bet a lot of straight men wish that applied to them. So they could go out there and have some torrid unabashed monkey s*x as much as they could. You know? Sounds pretty good, right?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7506,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"","text_w_direction":"[/b]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7507,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"I think all the other office gays should identify themselves, or I will do it for them.","text_w_direction":"I think all the other office gays should identify themselves, or I will do it for them.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7508,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"No one else in this office is gay.","text_w_direction":"No one else in this office is gay.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7509,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"What about Phyllis? She makes absolutely no attempt to be feminine!","text_w_direction":"What about Phyllis? She makes absolutely no attempt to be feminine!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7510,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"I'm getting married to Bob Vance.","text_w_direction":"I'm getting married to Bob Vance.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7511,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"That's great. Congratulations Phyllis. That is great, and frankly kiiiiiiiind of amazing! See? Everybody has a chance!","text_w_direction":"That's great. Congratulations Phyllis. That is great, and frankly kiiiiiiiind of amazing! [laughs] See? Everybody has a chance!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7512,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"But still, Phyllis, in college? Did you ever experiment with other women? A lot of women do!","text_w_direction":"But still, Phyllis, in college? Did you ever experiment with other women? A lot of women do!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7513,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"No, you knew me in high school. Course, we all thought you were gay in high school.","text_w_direction":"No, you knew me in high school. Course, we all thought you were gay in high school.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7514,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Right! And I take that as a compliment.","text_w_direction":"[laughing] Right! [serious] And I take that as a compliment.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7515,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"Well with your ties and your matching socks and ---","text_w_direction":"Well with your ties and your matching socks and ---","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7516,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I just like to look good OK, so ---","text_w_direction":"Well, I just like to look good OK, so ---","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7517,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"You sound pretty defensive Michael.","text_w_direction":"You sound pretty defensive Michael.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7518,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No, I am just coming out myself. I am coming out hetero!","text_w_direction":"No, I am just coming out myself. I am coming out hetero!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7519,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"I think the problem with this office is that you are sending mixed signals about my being here.","text_w_direction":"I think the problem with this office is that you are sending mixed signals about my being here.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7520,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No no no. The only signal that I am sending is","text_w_direction":"No no no. The only signal that I am sending is[/b]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7521,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Look, if I was gay, I would be the most flamboyant gay you have ever seen. I would be leading the parade covered in feathers, and just... I would be waving that rainbow flag.","text_w_direction":"Look, if I was gay, I would be the most flamboyant gay you have ever seen. I would be leading the parade covered in feathers, and just... I would be waving that rainbow flag.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7522,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"I don't think I can work here any longer. This has been the worst, most backwards day of my life.","text_w_direction":"I don't think I can work here any longer. This has been the worst, most backwards day of my life.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7523,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"You misunderstand-- OK. You know what, OK. I uh, I'm gonna put my money where my mouth is. You ready? I am going to embrace Oscar. You might want to watch this Angela, because you can't catch anything. Here we go. We are going to make a statement. You and I are going to make a statement together. Oscar is my friend ---","text_w_direction":"You misunderstand-- OK. You know what, OK. I uh, I'm gonna put my money where my mouth is. You ready? I am going to embrace Oscar. You might want to watch this Angela, because you can't catch anything. Here we go. We are going to make a statement. You and I are going to make a statement together. Oscar is my friend ---","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7524,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"I would rather not.","text_w_direction":"I would rather not.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7525,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"...and I just don't care who sees it, doesn't bother me!","text_w_direction":"...and I just don't care who sees it, doesn't bother me!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7526,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"No, NO! I don't want to touch you, ever consider that? You're ignorant, and insulting, and small!","text_w_direction":"No, NO! I don't want to touch you, ever consider that? You're ignorant, and insulting, and small!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7527,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"All right, um... sorry.","text_w_direction":"All right, um... sorry.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7528,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"Michael... I'm sorry. That was a good idea. Come on, come on.","text_w_direction":"Michael... I'm sorry. That was a good idea. Come on, come on. [Oscar and Michael hug]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7529,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I'm sorry I called you faggie. You're not faggie. You're a a good guy.","text_w_direction":"[sobbing] I'm sorry I called you faggie. You're not faggie. You're a a good guy.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7530,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael appears to be gay too. And yet he is my friend. I guess I do have a gay friend.","text_w_direction":"Michael appears to be gay too. And yet he is my friend. I guess I do have a gay friend.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7531,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"You know what, I'm going to raise the stakes. I want you to watch this. And I want you to burn this into your brains. Because this is an image that I want you people to remember for a long time to come. Whenever you come into the office I want you to think about this. I did it. See. I'm still here. We're all still here.","text_w_direction":"[embracing Oscar]You know what, I'm going to raise the stakes. I want you to watch this. And I want you to burn this into your brains. Because this is an image that I want you people to remember for a long time to come. Whenever you come into the office I want you to think about this. [awkwardly kissing Oscar] I did it. See. I'm still here. We're all still here. [everyone claps]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7532,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Oh come on! Dwight! Come on, man!","text_w_direction":"[Dwight gets up to kiss Oscar] Oh come on! Dwight! Come on, man!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7533,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"We are not in the playground anymore. There are new rules. We have to be mature. But we can't lose the spirit of child like wonder. What is love... anyway? Maybe it's supposed to break all the rules. Like me and Jan. Or Oscar... and some guy. Life is short. When two people find each other, what should stand in their way?","text_w_direction":"We are not in the playground anymore. There are new rules. We have to be mature. But we can't lose the spirit of child like wonder. What is love... anyway? Maybe it's supposed to break all the rules. Like me and Jan. Or Oscar... and some guy. Life is short. When two people find each other, what should stand in their way?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7534,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I am glad that today spurred social change. That's part of my job as regional manager. But you know what? Even if it didn't, at least we put this matter to bed. ...that's what she said. Or he said.","text_w_direction":"I am glad that today spurred social change. That's part of my job as regional manager. But you know what? Even if it didn't, at least we put this matter to bed. ...that's what she said. Or he said.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7535,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, there's Gill. Oscar's roommate. I wonder if he knows?","text_w_direction":"Oh, there's Gill. Oscar's roommate. I wonder if he knows?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7536,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"I was going to quit. But Jan offered me a three month paid vacation and a company car. All I had to do was sign something saying I won't sue. Gill and I are going to Europe. Kids, sometimes it pays to be gay.","text_w_direction":"I was going to quit. But Jan offered me a three month paid vacation and a company car. All I had to do was sign something saying I won't sue. Gill and I are going to Europe. Kids, sometimes it pays to be gay.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7537,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"\"Hope this helps. -Jim\" Nice!","text_w_direction":"[reading the note with the gay-dar] \"Hope this helps. -Jim\" Nice!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7538,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"What are you doing?!","text_w_direction":"[Dwight is running the gay-dar over Oscar's body] What are you doing?!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7539,"season":3,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gay Witch Hunt","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Shhh. Don't be scared. It works. ...oh no.","text_w_direction":"Shhh. Don't be scared. [gay-dar beeps over Oscar's belt buckle, Dwight smiles] It works. [gay-dar goes off next to Dwight's belt buckle] ...oh no.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":3087,"air_date":"2006-09-21"}
{"index":7540,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Pam?","text_w_direction":"Pam?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7541,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7542,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Did you see Oprah yesterday?","text_w_direction":"Did you see Oprah yesterday?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7543,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"No, I didn't.","text_w_direction":"No, I didn't.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7544,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I, uh... I am going to be a father.","text_w_direction":"I, uh... I am going to be a father.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7545,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"What was Oprah about?","text_w_direction":"What was Oprah about?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7546,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Angelina Jolie was on. And she adopted a baby from Asia, and she said that it changed her life. And that really inspired me. So, I want you to look into seeing how much a little Chinese baby would cost.","text_w_direction":"Angelina Jolie was on. And she adopted a baby from Asia, and she said that it changed her life. And that really inspired me. So, I want you to look into seeing how much a little Chinese baby would cost.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7547,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"That's a really big decision.","text_w_direction":"That's a really big decision.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7548,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7549,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Maybe you should wait before you adopt.","text_w_direction":"Maybe you should wait before you adopt.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7550,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Well...","text_w_direction":"Well...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7551,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Or not adopt.","text_w_direction":"Or not adopt.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7552,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Just do it, okay?","text_w_direction":"Just do it, okay?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7553,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Roy's sister looked into it, and the application alone costs a thousand dollars.","text_w_direction":"Roy's sister looked into it, and the application alone costs a thousand dollars.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7554,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Um... find out if there's a cheaper, less expensive baby out there, okay?","text_w_direction":"Um... find out if there's a cheaper, less expensive baby out there, okay?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7555,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"You know, she also said the waiting list is like eight months.","text_w_direction":"You know, she also said the waiting list is like eight months.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7556,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Eight months?","text_w_direction":"Eight months?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7557,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7558,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I don't even know if I'll want a baby in eight months.","text_w_direction":"I don't even know if I'll want a baby in eight months.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7559,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"You probably won't.","text_w_direction":"You probably won't.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7560,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"You know what, Pam? If in ten years, I haven't had a baby, and you haven't had a baby...","text_w_direction":"You know what, Pam? If in ten years, I haven't had a baby, and you haven't had a baby...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7561,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"No, Michael.","text_w_direction":"No, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7562,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Twenty years.","text_w_direction":"Twenty years.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7563,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"No, Michael.","text_w_direction":"No, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7564,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Thirty.","text_w_direction":"Thirty.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7565,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7566,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"It's a deal.","text_w_direction":"It's a deal.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7567,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"All right. Three pairs of pants. Three pairs of socks. Three packs of condoms.","text_w_direction":"All right. Three pairs of pants. Three pairs of socks. Three packs of condoms.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7568,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Yesh.","text_w_direction":"Yesh.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7569,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"Uh, fun jeans.","text_w_direction":"Uh, fun jeans.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7570,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Right there. Ah.","text_w_direction":"Right there. Ah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7571,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"Sign.","text_w_direction":"Sign.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7572,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Per diem.","text_w_direction":"Per diem.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7573,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Guess where I am going. I will give you a hint. It is a booze-fueled s*x romp, where anything goes. You are correct, sir! I am headed to Philadelphia for the Annual Northeastern Mid-Market Office Supply Convention. And Jim Halpert is going to be coming, which will be fun. Poor little guy. He's been stuck working under Josh, the poor man's Michael Scott, as he is known around my condo.","text_w_direction":"Guess where I am going. I will give you a hint. It is a booze-fueled s*x romp, where anything goes. You are correct, sir! I am headed to Philadelphia for the Annual Northeastern Mid-Market Office Supply Convention. And Jim Halpert is going to be coming, which will be fun. Poor little guy. He's been stuck working under Josh, the poor man's Michael Scott, as he is known around my condo.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7574,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Don't be mad, it is a business trip.","text_w_direction":"Don't be mad, it is a business trip.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7575,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"But I don't understand. It's for managers.","text_w_direction":"But I don't understand. It's for managers.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7576,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Monkey, I am an A. R. M., Assistant Regional Manager.","text_w_direction":"Monkey, I am an A. R. M., Assistant Regional Manager.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7577,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"I know! It... I was just really hoping we could spend some time together. Are you still there?","text_w_direction":"I know! It... I was just really hoping we could spend some time together. [A long silence.] Are you still there?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7578,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes, Monkey.","text_w_direction":"Yes, Monkey.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7579,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"Don't \"Monkey\" me! You can't wait to get out of here, A. R. M.","text_w_direction":"Don't \"Monkey\" me! You can't wait to get out of here, A. R. M.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7580,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"In the Martin family, we like to say, \"Looks like someone took the slow train from Philly.\" That's code for \"check out the slut.\" What is... why are there flies in here?","text_w_direction":"In the Martin family, we like to say, \"Looks like someone took the slow train from Philly.\" That's code for \"check out the slut.\" What is... why are there flies in here?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7581,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh my God! Are you so excited for tonight? I am so excited. You guys are going to click, I can feel it. So what are you wearing?","text_w_direction":"Oh my God! Are you so excited for tonight? I am so excited. You guys are going to click, I can feel it. So what are you wearing?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7582,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"This.","text_w_direction":"This.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7583,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"You look so pretty.","text_w_direction":"You look so pretty.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7584,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7585,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Yes, I have a date. He's a cartoonist for the local paper, which is really neat, because I like to draw too. I'm kind of nervous. I haven't been on a first date in nine years... probably shouldn't broadcast that.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I have a date. He's a cartoonist for the local paper, which is really neat, because I like to draw too. I'm kind of nervous. I haven't been on a first date in nine years... probably shouldn't broadcast that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7586,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"Well, remember, no matter how much you may want to, do not sleep with him on the first date. It gives him all the power.","text_w_direction":"Well, remember, no matter how much you may want to, do not sleep with him on the first date. It gives him all the power.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7587,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Sleep with who? Whom, whom... whom?","text_w_direction":"Sleep with who? Whom, whom... whom?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7588,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"My neighbor Alan. They're going on a date tonight.","text_w_direction":"My neighbor Alan. They're going on a date tonight.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7589,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, wow! Oh my God, I have a great idea. You know what you should do to be hilarious? Wear your wedding dress. It would be a great icebreaker.","text_w_direction":"Oh, wow! Oh my God, I have a great idea. You know what you should do to be hilarious? Wear your wedding dress. It would be a great icebreaker.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7590,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"And your veil.","text_w_direction":"And your veil.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7591,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, do it!","text_w_direction":"Yeah, do it!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7592,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"I'll probably just wear this.","text_w_direction":"I'll probably just wear this.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7593,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Really? Okay. Well, word of advice","text_w_direction":"Really? Okay. Well, word of advice[/b]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7594,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Um...","text_w_direction":"Um...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7595,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Um. Okay, um.","text_w_direction":"Um. Okay, um.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7596,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Um.","text_w_direction":"Um.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7597,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"You got that?","text_w_direction":"You got that?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7598,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"I got it.","text_w_direction":"I got it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7599,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Write it down.","text_w_direction":"Write it down.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7600,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"I got it.","text_w_direction":"I got it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7601,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Um.","text_w_direction":"Um.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7602,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Um.","text_w_direction":"Um.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7603,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight and Michael","text":"Um, um, um...","text_w_direction":"[singing] Um, um, um...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7604,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Creed","text":"There's my girl. I noticed you handing out some shekels. How would one get on that train?","text_w_direction":"There's my girl. I noticed you handing out some shekels. How would one get on that train?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7605,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"That was for per diem, for Philadelphia.","text_w_direction":"That was for per diem, for Philadelphia.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7606,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Meredith","text":"That town smells like cheese steaks.","text_w_direction":"That town smells like cheese steaks.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7607,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"That town is full of history!","text_w_direction":"That town is full of history!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7608,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Creed","text":"Andrea's the office bitch. You'll get used to her. Creed.","text_w_direction":"Andrea's the office bitch. You'll get used to her. [introducing himself] Creed.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7609,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Can I have my neck pillow back? Michael! Can I have my neck pillow back?","text_w_direction":"Can I have my neck pillow back? Michael! Can I have my neck pillow back?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7610,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Josh","text":"Hey, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7611,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, Josh, how ya doing?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Josh, how ya doing?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7612,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Josh","text":"Pretty good.","text_w_direction":"Pretty good.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7613,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Good to see you. There he is! There's the traitor! Traitor! Traitor! Come here, you. Come here! Yeah! The product... the progidal... my son returns.","text_w_direction":"Good to see you. There he is! There's the traitor! Traitor! Traitor! Come here, you. Come here! Yeah! The product... the progidal... my son returns.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7614,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I was shocked when he told me he was transferring to Stamford. It's like the firemen. You don't leave your brothers behind, even if you find out that there is a better fire in Connecticut.","text_w_direction":"I was shocked when he told me he was transferring to Stamford. It's like the firemen. You don't leave your brothers behind, even if you find out that there is a better fire in Connecticut.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7615,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"It's really good to see you, man.","text_w_direction":"It's really good to see you, man.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7616,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah! Wow, I didn't expect that. It's good to see you too!","text_w_direction":"Yeah! Wow, I didn't expect that. It's good to see you too!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7617,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, hey, how's it going up there? Have you made any sales yet?","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey, how's it going up there? Have you made any sales yet?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7618,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, sold about forty thousand.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, sold about forty thousand.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7619,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7620,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Shut up. That's impossible.","text_w_direction":"Shut up. That's impossible.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7621,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"No, it's not. I did. Yep.","text_w_direction":"No, it's not. I did. Yep.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7622,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, I did it too.","text_w_direction":"Well, I did it too.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7623,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"You know, when I saw Dwight, I realized how stupid and petty all those pranks I pulled on him were. And then he spoke. I wonder how hard it would be to get a copy of his room key.","text_w_direction":"You know, when I saw Dwight, I realized how stupid and petty all those pranks I pulled on him were. And then he spoke. I wonder how hard it would be to get a copy of his room key.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7624,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"So did you hear?","text_w_direction":"So did you hear?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7625,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Toby","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7626,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"Pam's back on the market again.","text_w_direction":"Pam's back on the market again.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7627,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Toby","text":"Really? She's dating?","text_w_direction":"Really? She's dating?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7628,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"If I weren't engaged, I would so hit that.","text_w_direction":"If I weren't engaged, I would so hit that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7629,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"So what kind of commissions you get up there?","text_w_direction":"So what kind of commissions you get up there?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7630,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, Dwight. I've missed you so much.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Dwight. I've missed you so much.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7631,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"You're so immature!","text_w_direction":"You're so immature!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7632,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Josh","text":"Listen, Michael, I heard you were a great salesman.","text_w_direction":"Listen, Michael, I heard you were a great salesman.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7633,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Ah.","text_w_direction":"Ah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7634,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Josh","text":"And I just want to let you know that if our branch absorbs your branch, I'm going to look for a place for you at Stamford.","text_w_direction":"And I just want to let you know that if our branch absorbs your branch, I'm going to look for a place for you at Stamford.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7635,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jan","text":"Oh, hey!","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
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{"index":7637,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jan","text":"We all checked in?","text_w_direction":"We all checked in?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7638,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Josh","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7639,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jan","text":"Great, let's dump our stuff and meet back here in half an hour.","text_w_direction":"Great, let's dump our stuff and meet back here in half an hour.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7640,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Josh","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7641,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jan","text":"Okay!","text_w_direction":"Okay!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7642,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Jan? Look, I think we need to set some ground rules.","text_w_direction":"Jan? Look, I think we need to set some ground rules.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7643,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jan","text":"What are you talking about?","text_w_direction":"What are you talking about?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7644,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"The eight-hundred pound gorilla in the room. Carol. I'm still dating her, so nothing can happen between us at the convention.","text_w_direction":"The eight-hundred pound gorilla in the room. Carol. I'm still dating her, so nothing can happen between us at the convention.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7645,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jan","text":"Step away from me, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Step away from me, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7646,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you for being so brave with all of this. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you for being so brave with all of this. Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7647,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"Alan's cartoon is so funny, right?","text_w_direction":"Alan's cartoon is so funny, right?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7648,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7649,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"And they're, like, so smart. I don't even know what they mean half the time.","text_w_direction":"And they're, like, so smart. I don't even know what they mean half the time.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7650,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"This party is going to be awesome.","text_w_direction":"This party is going to be awesome.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7651,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I know! That is specifically why I chose a room close to the elevator. More foot traffic.","text_w_direction":"I know! That is specifically why I chose a room close to the elevator. More foot traffic.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7652,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Check it out.","text_w_direction":"Check it out.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7653,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"That is crooked on that side.","text_w_direction":"That is crooked on that side.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7654,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7655,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Hey hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey hey!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7656,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"That is a lot of liquor.","text_w_direction":"That is a lot of liquor.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7657,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7658,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"And a dart board.","text_w_direction":"And a dart board.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7659,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Well, that's how we do it in Scranton. Or did you forget? There ain't no party like a Scranton party, 'cause a Scranton party don't stop.","text_w_direction":"Well, that's how we do it in Scranton. Or did you forget? There ain't no party like a Scranton party, 'cause a Scranton party don't stop.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7660,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Josh","text":"We should probably head on down and hook up with Jan.","text_w_direction":"We should probably head on down and hook up with Jan.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7661,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, well, we have time! One for the road, gentlemen?","text_w_direction":"Hey, well, we have time! One for the road, gentlemen?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7662,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Josh","text":"A shot of MIDORI, perhaps.","text_w_direction":"A shot of MIDORI, perhaps.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7663,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, no, sorry, it's an inside joke. There's this bartender at Stamford who, uh... you know what? You'd just have to be there.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, sorry, it's an inside joke. There's this bartender at Stamford who, uh... you know what? You'd just have to be there.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7664,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Wish I was. I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one someday.","text_w_direction":"Wish I was. I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one someday.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7665,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Josh","text":"Um, we should...","text_w_direction":"Um, we should...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7666,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7667,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"All right, see you guys down there. Change your mind, come back up.","text_w_direction":"All right, see you guys down there. Change your mind, come back up.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7668,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"I'll do a shot, Michael.","text_w_direction":"I'll do a shot, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7669,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Ugh, that would be gross. It's not even lunch yet.","text_w_direction":"Ugh, that would be gross. It's not even lunch yet.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7670,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"SWAG! Stuff we all get. I basically decorated my condo for free with all of my SWAG.","text_w_direction":"SWAG! Stuff we all get. I basically decorated my condo for free with all of my SWAG.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7671,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Check it out. Hi, I'm Michael Scott, Dunder-Mifflin.","text_w_direction":"Check it out. Hi, I'm Michael Scott, Dunder-Mifflin.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7672,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager, Dunder-Mifflin.","text_w_direction":"Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager, Dunder-Mifflin.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7673,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jerome Bettis","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7674,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm a huge fan.","text_w_direction":"I'm a huge fan.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7675,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jerome Bettis","text":"Thanks. I appreciate it, guys.","text_w_direction":"Thanks. I appreciate it, guys.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7676,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"You know what? I'm having a huge blowout tonight, Room 308. Hope you can come.","text_w_direction":"You know what? I'm having a huge blowout tonight, Room 308. Hope you can come.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7677,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jerome Bettis","text":"All right, maybe. If I can.","text_w_direction":"All right, maybe. If I can.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7678,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Well, cool! Okay, so... can I tell people you're gonna be there?","text_w_direction":"Well, cool! Okay, so... can I tell people you're gonna be there?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7679,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jerome Bettis","text":"No, you cannot.","text_w_direction":"No, you cannot.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7680,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"So maybe. See ya.","text_w_direction":"So maybe. See ya.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7681,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Why do they call him The Bus?","text_w_direction":"Why do they call him The Bus?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7682,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Because he's afraid to fly.","text_w_direction":"Because he's afraid to fly.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7683,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Smile!","text_w_direction":"Smile!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7684,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Do you remember me from last year? There's a party in my room, 308, can't miss it, right off the elevator. Tonight. Be there!","text_w_direction":"Do you remember me from last year? There's a party in my room, 308, can't miss it, right off the elevator. Tonight. Be there!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7685,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Josh","text":"All right, Jan just emailed me. She wants us to meet her up front.","text_w_direction":"All right, Jan just emailed me. She wants us to meet her up front.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7686,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Yep. Yeah, she's up front.","text_w_direction":"Yep. Yeah, she's up front.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7687,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"You don't have email on your phone.","text_w_direction":"You don't have email on your phone.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7688,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I don't have to, I just know. Yes, hello?","text_w_direction":"I don't have to, I just know. Yes, hello?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7689,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"No one just called you.","text_w_direction":"No one just called you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7690,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Josh","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7691,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"All right, nice meeting you, Ted. Take care.","text_w_direction":"All right, nice meeting you, Ted. Take care.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7692,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ted","text":"I'll see you soon.","text_w_direction":"I'll see you soon.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7693,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Josh","text":"Yeah, stop by later.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, stop by later.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7694,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"See you in a bit. Bye-bye. May I have a moment of your time please?","text_w_direction":"[into phone] See you in a bit. Bye-bye. [to Dwight] May I have a moment of your time please?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7695,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I need you to do something for me.","text_w_direction":"I need you to do something for me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7696,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes. Anything.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Anything.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7697,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I want you to dig up some dirt on Josh. Find out if there are any skeletons in his attic.","text_w_direction":"I want you to dig up some dirt on Josh. Find out if there are any skeletons in his attic.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7698,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"I'll talk to my buddy down at the station, stat.","text_w_direction":"I'll talk to my buddy down at the station, stat.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7699,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Toby","text":"Hey, Pam.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Pam.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7700,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Hey! What's up?","text_w_direction":"Hey! What's up?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7701,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Toby","text":"It's, uh... I was... might ask if you wanted...","text_w_direction":"It's, uh... I was... might ask if you wanted...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7702,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam. He's not in the office. Can I take a message? I will. You too. Sorry. What's up?","text_w_direction":"[answering phone] Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam. He's not in the office. Can I take a message? I will. You too. [hangs up] Sorry. What's up?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7703,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Toby","text":"Um, if, uh... um... I just completely forgot what I was going to say. It's so weird.","text_w_direction":"Um, if, uh... um... I just completely forgot what I was going to say. It's so weird.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7704,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Okay. Well, if you think of it, I'll be here.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Well, if you think of it, I'll be here.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7705,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Toby","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7706,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"So I called my buddy down at the station today. Had them run a background check on Josh Porter. See if there's any known aliases, et cetera.","text_w_direction":"So I called my buddy down at the station today. Had them run a background check on Josh Porter. See if there's any known aliases, et cetera.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7707,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"And?","text_w_direction":"And?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7708,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"He wasn't volunteering today.","text_w_direction":"He wasn't volunteering today.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7709,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Business has been pretty crazy around the office.","text_w_direction":"Business has been pretty crazy around the office.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7710,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Oh yeah?","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7711,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. Moved Ryan over to your desk.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Moved Ryan over to your desk.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7712,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, tell him I say hi.","text_w_direction":"Oh, tell him I say hi.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7713,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I will call him later with that message.","text_w_direction":"I will call him later with that message.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7714,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, how is... Toby?","text_w_direction":"Hey, how is... Toby?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7715,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Toby Flenderson is everything that is wrong with the paper industry. Is he why you left?","text_w_direction":"Toby Flenderson is everything that is wrong with the paper industry. Is he why you left?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7716,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, no, it was... you know, a good opportunity for me, a promotion. I got a chance to...","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, it was... you know, a good opportunity for me, a promotion. I got a chance to...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7717,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Opportunity, promotion, blah, blah. You know, Jim, those are just words. Have you taken into account other factors, vis-a-vis bosses? Is Josh funnier than I am? Does he even have a girlfriend? Because I have two, basically.","text_w_direction":"Opportunity, promotion, blah, blah. You know, Jim, those are just words. Have you taken into account other factors, vis-a-vis bosses? Is Josh funnier than I am? Does he even have a girlfriend? Because I have two, basically.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7718,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Michael, it's really not a competition.","text_w_direction":"Michael, it's really not a competition.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7719,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Josh","text":"Jim got us a great lead with a new rep from National Envelope. We can grab lunch with them tomorrow.","text_w_direction":"Jim got us a great lead with a new rep from National Envelope. We can grab lunch with them tomorrow.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7720,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jan","text":"Great!","text_w_direction":"Great!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7721,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, Jan, Jan? Don't worry, I have got the tip.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Jan, Jan? Don't worry, I have got the tip.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7722,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Whoa. Michael.","text_w_direction":"Whoa. Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7723,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Waiter","text":"Wow, oh my God, thank you.","text_w_direction":"Wow, oh my God, thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7724,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"You're welcome.","text_w_direction":"You're welcome.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7725,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Was that your per diem?","text_w_direction":"Was that your per diem?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7726,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"No, that was a different hundred dollar bill.","text_w_direction":"No, that was a different hundred dollar bill.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7727,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jan","text":"What have you generated, Michael?","text_w_direction":"What have you generated, Michael?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7728,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I have generated a lot of interest in my party this evening.","text_w_direction":"I have generated a lot of interest in my party this evening.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7729,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jan","text":"What party?","text_w_direction":"What party?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7730,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"The party I'm having tonight in 308. Obviously, you are invited.","text_w_direction":"The party I'm having tonight in 308. Obviously, you are invited.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7731,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jan","text":"Michael, um... Jim and Josh are in meetings all day. And I am in and out of meetings. I can't stay on top of you 24/7.","text_w_direction":"Michael, um... Jim and Josh are in meetings all day. And I am in and out of meetings. I can't stay on top of you 24/7.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7732,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phyllis","text":"You should order the most expensive thing on the menu, so he knows you're worth it.","text_w_direction":"You should order the most expensive thing on the menu, so he knows you're worth it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7733,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Stanley","text":"If you do that, you're going to have to put out.","text_w_direction":"If you do that, you're going to have to put out.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7734,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh, yeah. You'll have to put out.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah. You'll have to put out.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7735,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"Is there a key for Jane Doe? Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Is there a key for Jane Doe? Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7736,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Any messages for 308? All right.","text_w_direction":"Any messages for 308? All right.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7737,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Hey hey, fellers.","text_w_direction":"Hey hey, fellers.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7738,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7739,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7740,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"What's up?","text_w_direction":"What's up?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7741,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Josh","text":"Well, Jim and I have a meeting with Uni-ball in about forty-five minutes, so we should probably go now.","text_w_direction":"Well, Jim and I have a meeting with Uni-ball in about forty-five minutes, so we should probably go now.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7742,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, check this out. How about that? A little friendly competition. Stamford versus Scranton.","text_w_direction":"Hey, check this out. How about that? A little friendly competition. Stamford versus Scranton.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7743,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Josh","text":"I don't think so.","text_w_direction":"I don't think so.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7744,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, Jim. Looks like you picked a bad time to defect, my friend.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Jim. Looks like you picked a bad time to defect, my friend.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7745,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Josh","text":"Fine! All right.","text_w_direction":"Fine! All right.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7746,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Okay! Excellent. Oh...","text_w_direction":"Okay! Excellent. Oh...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7747,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Keep the wing flaps.","text_w_direction":"Keep the wing flaps.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7748,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Shut it. Hey, Pam, what's up? Yep, yech... no. Tell him I will give him general specifics tomorrow, okay? Yes. Say hi to Pam!","text_w_direction":"Shut it. [answering phone] Hey, Pam, what's up? Yep, yech... no. Tell him I will give him general specifics tomorrow, okay? Yes. [to others] Say hi to Pam!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7749,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim, Josh, and Dwight","text":"Hi, Pam.","text_w_direction":"Hi, Pam.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7750,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. That is Josh and Dwight and Jim. Pam says hi. Have fun on your date! Very good, talk to you later. Bye.","text_w_direction":"Yes. That is Josh and Dwight and Jim. [to others] Pam says hi. [into phone] Have fun on your date! Very good, talk to you later. Bye.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7751,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"You first.","text_w_direction":"You first.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7752,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Come on. Nice try, Josh!","text_w_direction":"Come on. Nice try, Josh!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7753,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Not. It hit the rim. Okay, and... okay. Double or nothing.","text_w_direction":"Not. It hit the rim. Okay, and... okay. Double or nothing.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7754,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Josh","text":"Or what? We didn't bet anything, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Or what? We didn't bet anything, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7755,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Well, let's...","text_w_direction":"Well, let's...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7756,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Josh","text":"Yeah, we should go.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, we should go.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7757,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Come on!","text_w_direction":"Come on!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7758,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Josh","text":"We gotta go.","text_w_direction":"We gotta go.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7759,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Come on!","text_w_direction":"Come on!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7760,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Josh","text":"Uh... we'll do it later.","text_w_direction":"Uh... we'll do it later.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7761,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Evan","text":"Say, while I have you here, could I talk to you about some new and exciting advances to our product line?","text_w_direction":"Say, while I have you here, could I talk to you about some new and exciting advances to our product line?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7762,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Fine.","text_w_direction":"Fine.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7763,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Jim and I have different definitions of friendship. I think it's talking and being friends, and Jim thinks it's moving to Connecticut and being best friends with Josh. Well, phooey on that. I, uh, I'm done. I am not going to be speaking with him anymore. Whatevs. Long-distance relationships never work.","text_w_direction":"Jim and I have different definitions of friendship. I think it's talking and being friends, and Jim thinks it's moving to Connecticut and being best friends with Josh. Well, phooey on that. I, uh, I'm done. I am not going to be speaking with him anymore. Whatevs. Long-distance relationships never work.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7764,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Evan","text":"That is so true. Ready?","text_w_direction":"That is so true. Ready?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7765,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, let me tell you what we're looking for.","text_w_direction":"Okay, let me tell you what we're looking for.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7766,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Evan","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7767,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Sorry, my meeting ran late.","text_w_direction":"Sorry, my meeting ran late.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7768,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jan","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7769,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, Jan, really. With a rep from HammerMill.","text_w_direction":"Yes, Jan, really. With a rep from HammerMill.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7770,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Josh","text":"They're exclusive with Staples.","text_w_direction":"They're exclusive with Staples.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7771,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Used to be. Evan will call you in the morning to work out the details. We can now sell HammerMill products.","text_w_direction":"Used to be. Evan will call you in the morning to work out the details. We can now sell HammerMill products.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7772,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes! Ha!","text_w_direction":"Yes! Ha!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7773,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jan","text":"Well, Michael, I underestimated you.","text_w_direction":"Well, Michael, I underestimated you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7774,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, well, maybe next time you will estimate me.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well, maybe next time you will estimate me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7775,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight's room key. And... Dwight's room. What can I say? Old habits die hard.","text_w_direction":"Dwight's room key. And... Dwight's room. What can I say? Old habits die hard.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7776,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"D?","text_w_direction":"D?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7777,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Oh my God. Dwight got a hooker! Oh my God, I gotta call... well, I gotta call somebody, I don't even know who to call. Dwight got a hooker!","text_w_direction":"Oh my God. Dwight got a hooker! Oh my God, I gotta call... well, I gotta call somebody, I don't even know who to call. Dwight got a hooker!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7778,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"So, Alan, Pam is obsessed with your cartoons. She reads them every day.","text_w_direction":"So, Alan, Pam is obsessed with your cartoons. She reads them every day.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7779,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Alan","text":"Oh, great.","text_w_direction":"Oh, great.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7780,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"I don't want ketchup.","text_w_direction":"I don't want ketchup.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7781,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"You love ketchup! He loves ketchup.","text_w_direction":"You love ketchup! He loves ketchup.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7782,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"So how do you come up with your cartoons?","text_w_direction":"So how do you come up with your cartoons?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7783,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Alan","text":"Well, I just, uh... I kinda think about stuff that I see, or dream them.","text_w_direction":"Well, I just, uh... I kinda think about stuff that I see, or dream them.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7784,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"You dream in cartoons? How fun!","text_w_direction":"You dream in cartoons? How fun!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7785,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, first guest! You are going to have some tequila, my friend.","text_w_direction":"Hey, first guest! You are going to have some tequila, my friend.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7786,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Guy","text":"I thought there was a party in here.","text_w_direction":"I thought there was a party in here.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7787,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"This is the party.","text_w_direction":"This is the party.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7788,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Guy","text":"This is room 308?","text_w_direction":"This is room 308?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7789,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Party central! So, what can I do you for? All right.","text_w_direction":"Party central! So, what can I do you for? [Guy leaves] All right.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7790,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Alan","text":"See, this one is great, because it can work on a couple of different levels.","text_w_direction":"See, this one is great, because it can work on a couple of different levels.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7791,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Huh.","text_w_direction":"Huh.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7792,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Alan","text":"Freedom fries for the table.","text_w_direction":"[French accent] Freedom fries for the table.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7793,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Freedom fries. Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Freedom fries. Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7794,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Alan","text":"Yeah. I mean, people always say, like, \"Don't be edgy.\" But I don't know any other way. Yeah, you get it.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I mean, people always say, like, \"Don't be edgy.\" But I don't know any other way. Yeah, you get it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7795,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Well, it was, uh, it was really nice meeting you, Alan.","text_w_direction":"Well, it was, uh, it was really nice meeting you, Alan.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7796,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Alan","text":"Yeah. Next time bring some of your illustrations, I'll let you pick my brain.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Next time bring some of your illustrations, I'll let you pick my brain.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7797,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"More freedom fries.","text_w_direction":"More freedom fries.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7798,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Alan","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7799,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"That's great.","text_w_direction":"That's great.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7800,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Alan","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7801,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"I went on a date. It wasn't a love connection, um... I think when I like someone again, I'll just kinda know.","text_w_direction":"I went on a date. It wasn't a love connection, um... I think when I like someone again, I'll just kinda know.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7802,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Michael. Am I the first to arrive?","text_w_direction":"Michael. Am I the first to arrive?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7803,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"People have been filtering in and out.","text_w_direction":"People have been filtering in and out.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7804,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Can I get a drink?","text_w_direction":"Can I get a drink?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7805,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7806,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Can I get a drink?","text_w_direction":"Can I get a drink?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7807,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Sure. You like Cosmos?","text_w_direction":"Sure. You like Cosmos?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7808,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7809,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Sure, sounds good. So why are you here? Is Josh busy?","text_w_direction":"Sure, sounds good. So why are you here? Is Josh busy?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7810,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Michael...","text_w_direction":"Michael...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7811,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I get it! No, no, I totally get it. He made a better paper airplane, Stamford is better in sales... I get it. We had some fun. We had some laughs. And that's just...","text_w_direction":"I get it! No, no, I totally get it. He made a better paper airplane, Stamford is better in sales... I get it. We had some fun. We had some laughs. And that's just...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7812,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Wait, wait. I didn't transfer because of you. You're a good boss. You're a great boss.","text_w_direction":"Wait, wait. I didn't transfer because of you. You're a good boss. You're a great boss.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7813,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I'm not better than Josh.","text_w_direction":"I'm not better than Josh.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7814,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Michael, it's not about... I transferred because of Pam.","text_w_direction":"Michael, it's not about... I transferred because of Pam.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7815,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Oh my God. You don't even know. She's single now.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God. You don't even know. She's single now.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7816,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"No, I just... I heard something about that. It's just, I kind of put it all on the line. Twice, actually. And she said no. Twice.","text_w_direction":"No, I just... I heard something about that. It's just, I kind of put it all on the line. Twice, actually. And she said no. Twice.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7817,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry. Hey, you know what? I will talk to her.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry. Hey, you know what? I will talk to her.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7818,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Nope, that's okay.","text_w_direction":"Nope, that's okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7819,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7820,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"That's all right.","text_w_direction":"That's all right.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7821,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I will. I'll talk to her. You should at least talk to Roy. I mean, he knows exactly how you're feeling.","text_w_direction":"I will. I'll talk to her. You should at least talk to Roy. I mean, he knows exactly how you're feeling.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7822,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. Okay, maybe.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Okay, maybe.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7823,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Evan","text":"Are we early?","text_w_direction":"Are we early?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7824,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Hey! No, you know, people have been filtering in and out.","text_w_direction":"Hey! No, you know, people have been filtering in and out.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7825,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7826,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Evan, this is Jim.","text_w_direction":"Evan, this is Jim.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7827,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"How are you?","text_w_direction":"How are you?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7828,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Evan","text":"Hey, uh... Arnie Reisman. Michael, Jim.","text_w_direction":"Hey, uh... Arnie Reisman. Michael, Jim.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7829,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, Ernie, how ya doing?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Ernie, how ya doing?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7830,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Evan","text":"Do you guys work together?","text_w_direction":"Do you guys work together?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7831,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"No, we used to. Now we're friends.","text_w_direction":"No, we used to. Now we're friends.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7832,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Best friends.","text_w_direction":"Best friends.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7833,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Some people need dozens of friends to say, \"Hey, look at me, I'm popular.\" But not me. I'm very picky. I need three, maybe two. When you meet that someone special, you'll just know. Because a real relationship, it... it can't be forced. It should just come about effortlessly.","text_w_direction":"Some people need dozens of friends to say, \"Hey, look at me, I'm popular.\" But not me. I'm very picky. I need three, maybe two. When you meet that someone special, you'll just know. Because a real relationship, it... it can't be forced. It should just come about effortlessly.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7834,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Now, would you do the pleasure of hitting the lights, sir? Ha, ha, ha.","text_w_direction":"Now, would you do the pleasure of hitting the lights, sir? [lights go out, leaving Michael's black light on] Ha, ha, ha.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7835,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Ha, ha, ha, ha.","text_w_direction":"Ha, ha, ha, ha.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7836,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Whoa. What are those stains?","text_w_direction":"Whoa. What are those stains?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7837,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Blood, urine, or semen.","text_w_direction":"Blood, urine, or semen.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7838,"season":3,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Convention","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, God, I hope it's urine.","text_w_direction":"Oh, God, I hope it's urine.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2275,"air_date":"2006-09-28"}
{"index":7839,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Ahhhhhhhhh. I'm hungry.","text_w_direction":"[waiting on Pam to be done with the microwave] Ahhhhhhhhh. [whispering loudly] I'm hungry.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7840,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Movie Monday! The only cure I know for the Monday blues is... Varsity Blues!","text_w_direction":"Movie Monday! The only cure I know for the Monday blues is... Varsity Blues!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7841,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Let's gooooo! Let's go, let's go, let's go!","text_w_direction":"Let's gooooo! Let's go, let's go, let's go!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7842,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Take a seat down there. Second from the end.","text_w_direction":"[directing people to their assigned seats] Take a seat down there. Second from the end.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7843,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Alright, everybody here? Yes.","text_w_direction":"Alright, everybody here? Yes.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7844,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Popcorn anyone?","text_w_direction":"[walking in with a tray of six popcorn bags] Popcorn anyone?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7845,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yes pleeeeease! Thank yooouuu!","text_w_direction":"Yes pleeeeease! Thank yooouuu!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7846,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Anyone else? Nooo.","text_w_direction":"[with five popcorn bags left] Anyone else? Nooo.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7847,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Movie Monday started with training videos, but we went through those pretty fast. Then we watched a medical video. Since then, it's been half hour installments of various movies, with the exception of an episode of Entourage, which Michael made us watch six times.","text_w_direction":"Movie Monday started with training videos, but we went through those pretty fast. Then we watched a medical video. Since then, it's been half hour installments of various movies, with the exception of an episode of Entourage, which Michael made us watch six times.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7848,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Entourage!","text_w_direction":"Entourage!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7849,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Kevin, would you like to do the scenes from last week?","text_w_direction":"Kevin, would you like to do the scenes from last week?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7850,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7851,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Why him?","text_w_direction":"Why him?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7852,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Don't whine. Get the window.","text_w_direction":"Don't whine. Get the window. [Dwight exhales]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7853,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Previously on Varsity Blues...","text_w_direction":"Previously on Varsity Blues...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7854,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Ok. Billy-Bob, got a head injury, but coach made him play. So then Lance, he gets sacked, he's out for the year...","text_w_direction":"Ok. Billy-Bob, got a head injury, but coach made him play. So then Lance, he gets sacked, he's out for the year...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7855,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Hello?","text_w_direction":"[walking into an empty office because everyone is watching Varsity Blues] Hello?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7856,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Not everyone approves of Movie Monday. I won't say who.","text_w_direction":"Not everyone approves of Movie Monday. I won't say who.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7857,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"I don't approve. I don't.","text_w_direction":"I don't approve. I don't.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7858,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Hello?","text_w_direction":"Hello? [Angela coughs and points to the conference room]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7859,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hi Jan! Hope you brought the Milk Duds!","text_w_direction":"[Jan walks in on Movie Monday] Hi Jan! Hope you brought the Milk Duds!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7860,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"How would a movie increase productivity Michael? How on earth would it do that?","text_w_direction":"How would a movie increase productivity Michael? How on earth would it do that?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7861,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"People work faster after...","text_w_direction":"People work faster after...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7862,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Magically?","text_w_direction":"Magically?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7863,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No... they have to... to make up for the time they lost watching the movie.","text_w_direction":"No... they have to... to make up for the time they lost watching the movie.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7864,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7865,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Kitchen.","text_w_direction":"[walking past Dwight's desk] Kitchen.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7866,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Michael is going to get us all fired. You sat back and let him play that dumb movie, and now Jan is peeved off and we're all going to lose our jobs.","text_w_direction":"Michael is going to get us all fired. You sat back and let him play that dumb movie, and now Jan is peeved off and we're all going to lose our jobs.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7867,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"That's not going to happen.","text_w_direction":"That's not going to happen.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7868,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"You know she has it out for him now.","text_w_direction":"You know she has it out for him now.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7869,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"That's not his fault! He had to follow his heart!","text_w_direction":"That's not his fault! He had to follow his heart!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7870,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Ever since Michael dumped Jan for Carol, Jan's been bitching out on him. Reject a woman and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also weak arms.","text_w_direction":"Ever since Michael dumped Jan for Carol, Jan's been bitching out on him. Reject a woman and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also weak arms.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7871,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Dwight, you should be running this office.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, you should be running this office.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7872,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael would never let me...","text_w_direction":"Michael would never let me...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7873,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"It's not up to Michael, it's Jan's call. Talk to her.","text_w_direction":"It's not up to Michael, it's Jan's call. Talk to her.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7874,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I could never do that!","text_w_direction":"I could never do that!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7875,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Fine! Sit back and do nothing and let us all get fired!","text_w_direction":"Fine! Sit back and do nothing and let us all get fired!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7876,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"I know that patience and loyalty are good, and virtuous traits. But sometimes I just think you need to grow a pair.","text_w_direction":"I know that patience and loyalty are good, and virtuous traits. But sometimes I just think you need to grow a pair.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7877,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"At the Stamford branch, they all play this World War II video game called Call of Duty, and they're all really into it. I'm told it started as a team building exercise. Unfortunately I really suck at it. We didn't play many video games in Scranton. Instead we'd do stuff like, uh, Pam and I would sometimes hum the same high pitched note, and try to get Dwight to make an appointment with an ear doctor. And uh, Pam called it... Pretendenitus.","text_w_direction":"At the Stamford branch, they all play this World War II video game called Call of Duty, and they're all really into it. I'm told it started as a team building exercise. Unfortunately I really suck at it. We didn't play many video games in Scranton. Instead we'd do stuff like, uh, Pam and I would sometimes hum the same high pitched note, and try to get Dwight to make an appointment with an ear doctor. And uh, Pam called it... Pretendenitus.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7878,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Hey Kelly, my stuff just got here.","text_w_direction":"[on the phone] Hey Kelly, my stuff just got here. [Kelly screams with excitement into the phone and Pam has to take it away from her ear]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7879,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Kelly really likes to online shop. Soooo, I felt like I wanted some new clothes. I mean, I just, I wanted to, it just, I felt like it was time, to maybe um... just get new clothes.","text_w_direction":"Kelly really likes to online shop. Soooo, I felt like I wanted some new clothes. I mean, I just, I wanted to, it just, I felt like it was time, to maybe um... just get new clothes.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7880,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"[pulling her new shirt out of a box] Ok.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7881,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"I love it!","text_w_direction":"[gasps] I love it!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7882,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Really? I don't know.","text_w_direction":"Really? I don't know.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7883,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"You haven't even tried it on yet, try it on.","text_w_direction":"You haven't even tried it on yet, try it on.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7884,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Not at work, I'll try it on---","text_w_direction":"Not at work, I'll try it on---","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7885,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Fashion show! Fashion show! Fashion show at lunch!","text_w_direction":"Fashion show! Fashion show! Fashion show at lunch!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7886,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"...noooo","text_w_direction":"...noooo","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7887,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Fashion show! Fashion show! Fashion show at lunch! Fashion show! Fashion show! Fashion show at lunch!","text_w_direction":"[clapping her hands in unison] Fashion show! Fashion show! Fashion show at lunch! Fashion show! Fashion show! Fashion show at lunch!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7888,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Why did you do that?!","text_w_direction":"Why did you do that?!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7889,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I'm just killing Germans, any way I can.","text_w_direction":"I'm just killing Germans, any way I can.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7890,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"We're on the German team. Shoot the Brittish.","text_w_direction":"We're on the German team. Shoot the Brittish.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7891,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Wait, are we playing teams?","text_w_direction":"[turning around to Karen] Wait, are we playing teams?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7892,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Karen","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"[laughing] Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7893,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"WAH! GAH!","text_w_direction":"[outside in the parking lot, pacing back and forth] WAH! GAH! [breathing heavily]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7894,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Hello?","text_w_direction":"[answering the phone] Hello?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7895,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Is this Jan?","text_w_direction":"Is this Jan?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7896,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Who is this?","text_w_direction":"Who is this?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7897,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"This is Dwight Schrute. I am calling about an extremely sensitive matter.","text_w_direction":"This is Dwight Schrute. I am calling about an extremely sensitive matter.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7898,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"You should talk to Michael, and he'll talk to me, and that way we don't have to speak to each other.","text_w_direction":"You should talk to Michael, and he'll talk to me, and that way we don't have to speak to each other.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7899,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"It's about Michael.","text_w_direction":"It's about Michael.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7900,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"What about him?","text_w_direction":"What about him?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7901,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I can't talk here. It's too sensitive.","text_w_direction":"[exhales] I can't talk here. It's too sensitive.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7902,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"It's not about a surprise party is it?","text_w_direction":"It's not about a surprise party is it?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7903,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"No, but we should discuss that another time.","text_w_direction":"No, but we should discuss that another time.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7904,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Look, I am already an hour outside of Scranton, Dwight, I'm not coming back.","text_w_direction":"Look, I am already an hour outside of Scranton, Dwight, I'm not coming back.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7905,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Pull over at exit 40. There is a Liz Claiborne outlet. I know you like that store. Go inside and shop, until I can meet you.","text_w_direction":"Pull over at exit 40. There is a Liz Claiborne outlet. I know you like that store. Go inside and shop, until I can meet you.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7906,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"How do you know I like that store?","text_w_direction":"How do you know I like that store?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7907,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Many of your blouses are Claiborne's.","text_w_direction":"Many of your blouses are Claiborne's.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7908,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"How do you know that?","text_w_direction":"How do you know that?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7909,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Part of my job.","text_w_direction":"Part of my job.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7910,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"No it's not. It's officially not.","text_w_direction":"No it's not. It's officially not.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7911,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"...noted.","text_w_direction":"...noted.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7912,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm going... to the dentist.","text_w_direction":"[walking into Michael's office] I'm going... to the dentist.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7913,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7914,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I have to have an emergency crown put in.","text_w_direction":"I have to have an emergency crown put in.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7915,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Ouchy.","text_w_direction":"Ouchy.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7916,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes. It's a new dentist. He's far. I might be gone... three hours.","text_w_direction":"Yes. It's a new dentist. He's far. I might be gone... three hours.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7917,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Three hours, wow. Have fun.","text_w_direction":"Three hours, wow. Have fun. [Dwight walks away staring through the blinds at Michael]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7918,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Did you get anything good?","text_w_direction":"Did you get anything good?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7919,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7920,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"New blouse? Halter top? Camisole? Teddy?","text_w_direction":"New blouse? Halter top? Camisole? Teddy?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7921,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I can save the branch.","text_w_direction":"I can save the branch.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7922,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7923,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"If you let me run it.","text_w_direction":"If you let me run it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7924,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7925,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"\"Ok\" I can run it?","text_w_direction":"[excitedly] \"Ok\" I can run it?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7926,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"What would you do differently?","text_w_direction":"What would you do differently?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7927,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Mostly get rid of waste. Which is half the people there. And clean house. Right here. It's all for me. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Mostly get rid of waste. Which is half the people there. And clean house. [to waitress in diner] Right here. It's all for me. Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7928,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Dwight, you must feel strongly, to speak with me this way, behind Michael's back, and turn on so many of your co-workers.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, you must feel strongly, to speak with me this way, behind Michael's back, and turn on so many of your co-workers.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7929,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"The decision to turn on Michael was difficult. But once I did it, I didn't look back. And mostly I feel that Michael would approve. It's really what's best for the branch. And I could care less about my co-workers. So, here we are. It's all, on the table. I want... the branch. And I await your decision.","text_w_direction":"The decision to turn on Michael was difficult. [pouring way too much syrup on his food] But once I did it, I didn't look back. And mostly I feel that Michael would approve. It's really what's best for the branch. And I could care less about my co-workers. So [cutting his food, giving Jan a \"so there\" look], here we are. It's all, on the table. I want... the branch. And I await your decision.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7930,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, by the way. There's a new Ann Taylor outlet store near here. I know you like their earrings.","text_w_direction":"[shoveling waffles into his mouth] Oh, by the way. There's a new Ann Taylor outlet store near here. I know you like their earrings.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7931,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Where is it?","text_w_direction":"[thinks for a second] Where is it?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7932,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"[on speakerphone with Michael] Michael.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7933,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7934,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"I just had a very interesting conversation with one of your employees.","text_w_direction":"I just had a very interesting conversation with one of your employees.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7935,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh. That's nice.","text_w_direction":"Oh. That's nice.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7936,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"No, it wasn't. Dwight just told me that he thinks he can run the branch better than you.","text_w_direction":"No, it wasn't. Dwight just told me that he thinks he can run the branch better than you.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7937,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"...what?","text_w_direction":"...what?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7938,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7939,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"...you were at the dentist?","text_w_direction":"...you were at the dentist?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7940,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"You can't have people undermining you. Get control of your branch immediately.","text_w_direction":"You can't have people undermining you. Get control of your branch immediately.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7941,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7942,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"What was Dwight thinking? That he could turn Jan against me? She's my ex-lover! ...ish.","text_w_direction":"What was Dwight thinking? That he could turn Jan against me? She's my ex-lover! ...ish.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7943,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Woooooow.","text_w_direction":"[Pam walks out of the bathroom wearing her new red shirt] Woooooow.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7944,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"It's so sexy. You look so hot.","text_w_direction":"It's so sexy. You look so hot.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7945,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"It's really something.","text_w_direction":"It's really something.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7946,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"It's too much.","text_w_direction":"[smiling] It's too much.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7947,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7948,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I'm gonna return it.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna return it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7949,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"No, you have to keep it today, just see how you feel.","text_w_direction":"No, you have to keep it today, just see how you feel.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7950,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Roy","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"[walking into the break room] Hey.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7951,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7952,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Roy","text":"You look nice.","text_w_direction":"You look nice.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7953,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7954,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Isn't that like your third soda today?","text_w_direction":"Isn't that like your third soda today?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7955,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah I think we can be a big help to your company. Ok, see you next week. Bye. Again?","text_w_direction":"Yeah I think we can be a big help to your company. [someone dims the lights, signifying that it's game time] Ok, see you next week. Bye. [to Karen] Again?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7956,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Karen","text":"Scared?","text_w_direction":"Scared?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7957,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Karen","text":"Call of Duty!","text_w_direction":"[with her hands making the rocker sign] Call of Duty!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7958,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Josh","text":"Andy, Jim, can I see you in the conference room for a minute?","text_w_direction":"[sounding upset] Andy, Jim, can I see you in the conference room for a minute?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7959,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Now?","text_w_direction":"Now?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7960,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Josh","text":"Yes now.","text_w_direction":"Yes now.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7961,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Put the game on hold everyone.","text_w_direction":"Put the game on hold everyone.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7962,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Josh","text":"This is not working, ok? We are getting slaughtered out there.","text_w_direction":"This is not working, ok? We are getting slaughtered out there.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7963,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"It's the new guy.","text_w_direction":"It's the new guy. [looks at Jim]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7964,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, I'm sorry I don't know... what we're talking about...","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'm sorry I don't know... what we're talking about...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7965,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"See what I mean?","text_w_direction":"See what I mean?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7966,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Josh","text":"We just need a strategy, ok? We're going to set up a trap in the gun room. All right Jim, are you using the MP-40 or the 44?","text_w_direction":"We just need a strategy, ok? We're going to set up a trap in the gun room. All right Jim, are you using the MP-40 or the 44?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7967,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Um, sniper rifle?","text_w_direction":"Um, sniper rifle?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7968,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Josh","text":"SNIPE--","text_w_direction":"SNIPE--","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7969,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"WHAT?","text_w_direction":"WHAT?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7970,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Josh","text":"JIM!","text_w_direction":"JIM!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7971,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Are you playing for the other team?!","text_w_direction":"Are you playing for the other team?!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7972,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Josh","text":"You don't snipe in Carrington, ok?","text_w_direction":"You don't snipe in Carrington, ok?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7973,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Saboteur!","text_w_direction":"Saboteur!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7974,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Josh","text":"Andy, it's not---","text_w_direction":"Andy, it's not---","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7975,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Saboteur! I'm going to kill you for real. This game--- the game is over. I'm really going to shoot you.","text_w_direction":"Saboteur! I'm going to kill you for real. This game--- the game is over. I'm really going to shoot you.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7976,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hey Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Hey Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7977,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7978,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Do you want an M&M?","text_w_direction":"Do you want an M&M?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7979,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"No thanks I'm stuffed.","text_w_direction":"No thanks I'm stuffed.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7980,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No seriously. You should have an M&M, they're really good.","text_w_direction":"No seriously. You should have an M&M, they're really good.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7981,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"...ok.","text_w_direction":"...ok. [takes and eats several M&M's]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7982,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"They're good, huh?","text_w_direction":"They're good, huh?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7983,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"...so good.","text_w_direction":"...so good.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7984,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hey. I thought you weren't supposed to eat anything for a couple hours after you've had a crown put in.","text_w_direction":"Hey. I thought you weren't supposed to eat anything for a couple hours after you've had a crown put in.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7985,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"They have this new kind of quick drying bonding, so...","text_w_direction":"They have this new kind of quick drying bonding, so...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7986,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Sounds like a good dentist.","text_w_direction":"Sounds like a good dentist.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7987,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7988,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"What's his name?","text_w_direction":"What's his name?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7989,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Crentist.","text_w_direction":"[long pause] Crentist.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7990,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Your dentist's name is Crentist.","text_w_direction":"Your dentist's name is Crentist.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7991,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7992,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Huh. Sounds a lot like dentist.","text_w_direction":"Huh. Sounds a lot like dentist.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7993,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Maybe that's why he became a dentist.","text_w_direction":"Maybe that's why he became a dentist.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7994,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Let me see your teeth. Let me see 'em. Let me see 'em.","text_w_direction":"Let me see your teeth. Let me see 'em. Let me see 'em.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7995,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Ahh. Aaaah.","text_w_direction":"[reluctantly opens his mouth and Michael peers inside] Ahh. Aaaah.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7996,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You should... floss.","text_w_direction":"You should... floss.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7997,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I know...","text_w_direction":"I know...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7998,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well then... I am glad you're ok.","text_w_direction":"[exhales] Well then... I am glad you're ok.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":7999,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Business is like a jungle. And I... am like a tiger. And Dwight, is like a monkey, that stabs the tiger in the back with a stick. Does the tiger fire the monkey? Does the tiger transfer the monkey to another branch? Pun. There is no way of knowing what goes on inside the tiger's head. We don't have the technology.","text_w_direction":"Business is like a jungle. And I... am like a tiger. And Dwight, is like a monkey, that stabs the tiger in the back with a stick. Does the tiger fire the monkey? Does the tiger transfer the monkey to another branch? [smiling] Pun. There is no way of knowing what goes on inside the tiger's head. We don't have the technology.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8000,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight, can I talk to you for a second?","text_w_direction":"Dwight, can I talk to you for a second?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8001,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Wow, this is tough.","text_w_direction":"[in Michael's office] Wow, this is tough.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8002,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8003,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Ohhhh. Arrrgggh!","text_w_direction":"Ohhhh. Arrrgggh!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8004,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"What is it?","text_w_direction":"What is it?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8005,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I just got off the phone with Jan. And um... she demoted me.","text_w_direction":"Well, I just got off the phone with Jan. And um... she demoted me.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8006,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8007,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. You know what the craziest part of this is? She demoted me to your job!","text_w_direction":"Yeah. You know what the craziest part of this is? She demoted me to your job!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8008,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Gahh!","text_w_direction":"Gahh!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8009,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"And she said that you should be expecting a call later from corporate, and that um, I guess that means that you are going to be acting manager of Dunder Mifflin, Scranton.","text_w_direction":"And she said that you should be expecting a call later from corporate, and that um, I guess that means that you are going to be acting manager of Dunder Mifflin, Scranton.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8010,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I can't believe this news. That--- wow.","text_w_direction":"I can't believe this news. That--- wow.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8011,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I know. I told her I didn't know whether you'd wanna do it... because you've always been so loyal to me. You've been my most trusted ally.","text_w_direction":"I know. I told her I didn't know whether you'd wanna do it... because you've always been so loyal to me. You've been my most trusted ally.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8012,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"You said that?","text_w_direction":"You said that?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8013,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yep, I did. I did. But I think... you should do it.","text_w_direction":"Yep, I did. I did. But I think... you should do it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8014,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Well... Gosh, if you think I should. Then I will.","text_w_direction":"Well... Gosh, if you think I should. Then I will.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8015,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Perfect, well, we're settled.","text_w_direction":"[exhales] Perfect, well, we're settled.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8016,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8017,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"All right. Well then, you are now acting manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton Branch, and I... am assistant regional manager.","text_w_direction":"All right. Well then, you are now acting manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton Branch, and I... am assistant regional manager.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8018,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Assistant to the regional manager. Thank you Michael, for staying on. I really appreciate it.","text_w_direction":"Assistant to the regional manager. Thank you Michael, for staying on. I really appreciate it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8019,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Ohh..","text_w_direction":"Ohh..","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8020,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey... I can't imagine this place without you.","text_w_direction":"Hey... I can't imagine this place without you.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8021,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Can't you? That's so nice.","text_w_direction":"[muttering] Can't you? That's so nice.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8022,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well... I guess we should go tell the troops.","text_w_direction":"Well... I guess we should go tell the troops.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8023,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, when I'm ready, Mike. Ok let's do it.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, when I'm ready, Mike. [Dwight exhales, Michael looks at the camera] Ok let's do it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8024,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, hi, hello. Everybody, I have some good news, and I have some bad news. I... am being replaced, as your leader, by Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Hey, hi, hello. Everybody, I have some good news, and I have some bad news. I... am being replaced, as your leader, by Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8025,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"You're kidding...","text_w_direction":"You're kidding...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8026,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You might think that I am kidding, and I understand that.","text_w_direction":"You might think that I am kidding, and I understand that.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8027,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Congratulations Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Congratulations Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8028,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you Angela.","text_w_direction":"Thank you Angela.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8029,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"But... why Dwight?","text_w_direction":"But... why Dwight?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8030,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Because, Dwight... never lies.","text_w_direction":"Because, Dwight... never lies.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8031,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"How does that qualify him to run a branch?","text_w_direction":"How does that qualify him to run a branch?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8032,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Because that's all it takes.","text_w_direction":"Because that's all it takes.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8033,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, Dwight, would you like to say a few words to everybody... about loyalty?","text_w_direction":"Ok, Dwight, would you like to say a few words to everybody... about loyalty?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8034,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you Michael. I just want to say, to the few of you who will remain under my employ, that I intend to lead you into the black! With ferocity!","text_w_direction":"Thank you Michael. I just want to say, to the few of you who will remain under my employ, that I intend to lead you into the black! With ferocity!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8035,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Michael, what will you do?","text_w_direction":"Michael, what will you do?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8036,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, I'll be fine.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'll be fine.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8037,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Do you have any savings?","text_w_direction":"Do you have any savings?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8038,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, I don't, but---","text_w_direction":"No, no, I don't, but---","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8039,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Michael, you might lose your condo.","text_w_direction":"Michael, you might lose your condo.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8040,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I... won't. I won't.","text_w_direction":"I... won't. I won't.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8041,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I have this little vacuum cleaner that's broken. If Dwight doesn't work out, maybe that could be manager.","text_w_direction":"I have this little vacuum cleaner that's broken. If Dwight doesn't work out, maybe that could be manager.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8042,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Maybe I'll quit.","text_w_direction":"Maybe I'll quit.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8043,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"It's really happening!","text_w_direction":"It's really happening!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8044,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8045,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"We can make a difference here.","text_w_direction":"We can make a difference here.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8046,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I, will, make a difference here.","text_w_direction":"I, will, make a difference here.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8047,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"You alone? Because I thought together we could---","text_w_direction":"You alone? Because I thought together we could---","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8048,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh please, don't be naive. But you can be in charge of the women.","text_w_direction":"Oh please, don't be naive. But you can be in charge of the women.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8049,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Karen","text":"Look how cute he is! He's trying to shoot with a smoke grenade.","text_w_direction":"[whispering] Look how cute he is! He's trying to shoot with a smoke grenade.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8050,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I'm sorry what are you whispering about?","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry what are you whispering about?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8051,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Karen","text":"I'm sorry nothing, just concentrate on turning around.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry nothing, just concentrate on turning around.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8052,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I'm trying---","text_w_direction":"I'm trying---","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8053,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Karen","text":"Just tap S then D.","text_w_direction":"Just tap S then D.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8054,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8055,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Karen","text":"Any... last words? No?","text_w_direction":"[her players gun is pointed directly at Jim's player's head] Any... last words? No?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8056,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What? [Karen's player shoots Jim's player, \"You killed Jim Halpert\" appears on the screen, Karen giggles]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8057,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Wow. Psychopath.","text_w_direction":"Wow. Psychopath. [Karen grins widely at Jim]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8058,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8059,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"I'm just looking.","text_w_direction":"I'm just looking.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8060,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Please go back to your desk.","text_w_direction":"Please go back to your desk.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8061,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"In a minute.","text_w_direction":"In a minute.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8062,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Well, I remember why I dress the way I do at work. But I'm gonna keep the clothes. I mean, it'll be cool to just have some after work clothes that aren't pajamas.","text_w_direction":"Well, I remember why I dress the way I do at work. But I'm gonna keep the clothes. I mean, it'll be cool to just have some after work clothes that aren't pajamas.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8063,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I guess it's time, that I turn over the keys, to the famous Sebring.","text_w_direction":"Well, I guess it's time, that I turn over the keys, to the famous Sebring.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8064,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"No thank you.","text_w_direction":"[smiling] No thank you.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8065,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"It's a corporate lease Dwight, you've earned it.","text_w_direction":"It's a corporate lease Dwight, you've earned it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8066,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"No thanks.","text_w_direction":"No thanks.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8067,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8068,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Not my style.","text_w_direction":"Not my style.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8069,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"But you said you liked it. You've always admired it.","text_w_direction":"But you said you liked it. You've always admired it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8070,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Well that was before. I'm thinking about getting something German, something with decent gas mileage. Plus, that convertible, it's a ridiculous choice for this climate.","text_w_direction":"Well that was before. I'm thinking about getting something German, something with decent gas mileage. Plus, that convertible, it's a ridiculous choice for this climate.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8071,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Take it back.","text_w_direction":"[Michael finally breaks] Take it back.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8072,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"[confused] No.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8073,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"That's my car.","text_w_direction":"That's my car.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8074,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"What did you---","text_w_direction":"What did you---","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8075,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"THAT'S MY CAR.","text_w_direction":"THAT'S MY CAR.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8076,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8077,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I know, Dwight. I know. I know. I know.","text_w_direction":"I know, Dwight. I know. I know. I know.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8078,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"You know what?","text_w_direction":"You know what?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8079,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Jan called me about your little meeting!","text_w_direction":"Jan called me about your little meeting!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8080,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8081,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I know, what you did. I made the whole thing up, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"I know, what you did. I made the whole thing up, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8082,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I think the Sebring's cool. It's cool. The Seabring's cool. It has a cassette and it has a CD.","text_w_direction":"I think the Sebring's cool. It's cool. The Seabring's cool. It has a cassette and it has a CD.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8083,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh do you? Do you like the Sebring--- HOW DARE YOU?! How dare you, Dwight?","text_w_direction":"Oh do you? Do you like the Sebring--- HOW DARE YOU?! How dare you, Dwight?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8084,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Don't fire me. Please.","text_w_direction":"[Dwight gets on his knees and puts his face down on the ground] Don't fire me. Please.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8085,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Give me one good reason why I should fire you RIGHT HERE ON THE SPOT?!","text_w_direction":"Give me one good reason why I should fire you RIGHT HERE ON THE SPOT?!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8086,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I HAVE EXCELLENT SALES NUMBERS!","text_w_direction":"[terrified] I HAVE EXCELLENT SALES NUMBERS!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8087,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Not. Good. Enough!","text_w_direction":"Not. Good. Enough!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8088,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I'll do anything! Anything! I'll do your laundry for a month! For a year!","text_w_direction":"[sobbing] I'll do anything! Anything! I'll do your laundry for a month! For a year!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8089,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I have a laundry machine!","text_w_direction":"I have a laundry machine!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8090,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm sorry! I'll do anything, I swear.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry! I'll do anything, I swear. [squeaking, crying]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8091,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know if I can trust you anymore.","text_w_direction":"I don't know if I can trust you anymore.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8092,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"You can't. You can't. But I promise I'll never betray you again. What can I do, Michael. What can I do? What can I do? What can I do? What can I do?","text_w_direction":"You can't. You can't. But I promise I'll never betray you again. What can I do, Michael. What can I do? [Michael exhales] What can I do? [Dwight has his face to the ground but his butt raised high in the air] What can I do? What can I do?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8093,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You can get up. Get up. And you can hug it out, bitch.","text_w_direction":"You can get up. Get up. [Dwight gets up with spit hanging from his lips] And you can hug it out, bitch. [Dwight and Michael have a firm embrace]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8094,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hug it out, bitch. That is what men say to each other, after a fight. They hug it out, and doing so, the just... let it go. And walk away. And they're done. Not a good idea to say that to a woman however. I have found. It doesn't translate.","text_w_direction":"Hug it out, bitch. That is what men say to each other, after a fight. They hug it out, and doing so, the just... let it go. And walk away. And they're done. Not a good idea to say that to a woman however. I have found. It doesn't translate.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8095,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"","text_w_direction":"[leaving his desk for the day, pretends pull the pen out of a pretend grenade, and tosses it to Karen]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8096,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Karen","text":"","text_w_direction":"[throws some desk material in the air to signify debris from the grenade explosion, grins as Jim walks away]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8097,"season":3,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Coup","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yep. Yeah, we hugged it out. But, it turns out, I was still a little angry. So, I felt I needed to punish him, just a little bit more, and I'm making him do my laundry for a year.","text_w_direction":"Yep. Yeah, we hugged it out. But, it turns out, I was still a little angry. So, I felt I needed to punish him, just a little bit more, [cut to Dwight standing on a box with \"LIAR\" written on a piece of paper hung around his neck, Dwight's head hung in shame] and I'm making him do my laundry for a year.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2006-10-05"}
{"index":8098,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Hey Ryan, can I get you a pencil from the warehouse?","text_w_direction":"Hey Ryan, can I get you a pencil from the warehouse?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8099,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Ryan","text":"Uh, no thanks, I'm good.","text_w_direction":"Uh, no thanks, I'm good.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8100,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, it's okay, I'm going down.","text_w_direction":"Oh, it's okay, I'm going down.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8101,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Ryan","text":"Um... Yeah, absolutely.","text_w_direction":"Um... Yeah, absolutely.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8102,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"All right, I'll be right back.","text_w_direction":"All right, I'll be right back. [goes down pretend stairs]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8103,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Whoo!","text_w_direction":"[laughs uproariously and applauds] Whoo!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8104,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"There you go.","text_w_direction":"[hands Ryan pencil] There you go.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8105,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Awesome!","text_w_direction":"Awesome!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8106,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Ryan","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8107,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"You're welcome.","text_w_direction":"You're welcome.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8108,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael, can you get me a pen from down in the warehouse?","text_w_direction":"Michael, can you get me a pen from down in the warehouse?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8109,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Don't mind if I do. See you in a minute.","text_w_direction":"Don't mind if I do. See you in a minute. [goes back down pretend stairs and grabs pen from Stanley's desk]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8110,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay. Whoo!","text_w_direction":"Okay. [continues to laugh] Whoo!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8111,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"There you go, fresh from the warehouse.","text_w_direction":"There you go, fresh from the warehouse.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8112,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Hey Michael, would you get me some coffee from the warehouse?","text_w_direction":"Hey Michael, would you get me some coffee from the warehouse?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8113,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"There's coffee in the kitchen, Pam.","text_w_direction":"There's coffee in the kitchen, Pam.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8114,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"But the warehouse coffee tastes SO much better.","text_w_direction":"But the warehouse coffee tastes SO much better.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8115,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Ryan and others","text":"Yeah. Yes, it's better. It's great.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Yes, it's better. It's great.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8116,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"All right. Okay.","text_w_direction":"[breathless] All right. Okay. [goes back down pretend stairs, crawls on belly to the kitchen for the coffee]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8117,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I am like Bette Midler in For the Boys. Gotta keep the troops entertained.","text_w_direction":"I am like Bette Midler in For the Boys. Gotta keep the troops entertained.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8118,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"With cream and sugar?","text_w_direction":"[after Michael returns with coffee] With cream and sugar?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8119,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"[sighs] All right.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8120,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jan","text":"So, I wanted to let you know that we lost Ed Truck.","text_w_direction":"[on speakerphone] So, I wanted to let you know that we lost Ed Truck.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8121,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Oookay. Let me see if I have his cell. Is this the only reason you are calling, Jan? Or does somebody miss me?","text_w_direction":"Oookay. Let me see if I have his cell. Is this the only reason you are calling, Jan? Or does somebody miss me?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8122,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jan","text":"Michael, Ed died over the weekend.","text_w_direction":"Michael, Ed died over the weekend.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8123,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, wow.","text_w_direction":"Oh, wow.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8124,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Attention, everybody. I just received a call from corporate with some news they felt that I should know first. My old boss Ed Truck has died.","text_w_direction":"Attention, everybody. I just received a call from corporate with some news they felt that I should know first. My old boss Ed Truck has died.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8125,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh, Michael, that's such terrible news! You must feel so sad.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Michael, that's such terrible news! You must feel so sad.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8126,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, I am. It's very sad. Because he was my boss.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I am. It's very sad. Because he was my boss.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8127,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"That's a shame. Ed was a good guy.","text_w_direction":"That's a shame. Ed was a good guy.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8128,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"That's right, you worked with him. So did Creed. Well, I'll be in my office in case anybody wants to drop by. Cheer me up.","text_w_direction":"That's right, you worked with him. So did Creed. Well, I'll be in my office in case anybody wants to drop by. Cheer me up.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8129,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"So did you hear the news?","text_w_direction":"So did you hear the news?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8130,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"The news that you just announced? That Ed died?","text_w_direction":"The news that you just announced? That Ed died?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8131,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8132,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Is there anything I can do?","text_w_direction":"Is there anything I can do?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8133,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, gosh, what can anybody do, really? It's... pssssh... . He was almost 70. Circle of life.","text_w_direction":"Oh, gosh, what can anybody do, really? It's... pssssh... . He was almost 70. Circle of life.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8134,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8135,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[holds out arms to Pam]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8136,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Oh. Okay.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Okay.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8137,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. Mmmmmm.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Mmmmmm.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8138,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"[extricating herself] Okay.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8139,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Josh","text":"What's going on with Fairfield County schools? Karen, did you generate that price list?","text_w_direction":"What's going on with Fairfield County schools? Karen, did you generate that price list?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8140,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"Um, shoot. Uh, I will. Sorry.","text_w_direction":"Um, shoot. Uh, I will. Sorry.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8141,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Josh","text":"Okay, just get it done. Jim, will you make sure?","text_w_direction":"Okay, just get it done. Jim, will you make sure?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8142,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Oh yeah, definitely.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah, definitely.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8143,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Suck up! Josh, did you hear what I said?","text_w_direction":"[coughing out his words] Suck up! Josh, did you hear what I said?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8144,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Josh","text":"Thank you, everyone.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, everyone.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8145,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"Dammit.","text_w_direction":"[at vending machine] Dammit.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8146,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"What's up?","text_w_direction":"What's up?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8147,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"Uh, nothing. They're just out of Herr's chips.","text_w_direction":"Uh, nothing. They're just out of Herr's chips.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8148,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8149,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"But don't worry about it. My snack food doesn't fall under the umbrella of your authority.","text_w_direction":"But don't worry about it. My snack food doesn't fall under the umbrella of your authority.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8150,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Mmm, that's where you're wrong. I'm your project supervisor today, and I have just decided that we're not doing anything until you get the chips that you require. So, I think we should go get some. Now, please.","text_w_direction":"Mmm, that's where you're wrong. I'm your project supervisor today, and I have just decided that we're not doing anything until you get the chips that you require. So, I think we should go get some. Now, please.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8151,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Creed","text":"It's a real shame about Ed, huh?","text_w_direction":"It's a real shame about Ed, huh?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8152,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. Must really have you thinkin'.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Must really have you thinkin'.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8153,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Creed","text":"About what?","text_w_direction":"About what?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8154,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"The older you get, the bigger the chance is you're gonna die. You knew that.","text_w_direction":"The older you get, the bigger the chance is you're gonna die. You knew that.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8155,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Creed","text":"Ed was decapitated.","text_w_direction":"Ed was decapitated.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8156,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8157,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8158,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Creed","text":"He was drunk as a skunk, he was flying down Route 6. He slides under an 18 wheeler. Pop. It snaps right off.","text_w_direction":"He was drunk as a skunk, he was flying down Route 6. He slides under an 18 wheeler. Pop. It snaps right off.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8159,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Oh my God.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8160,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"That is the way to go. Instant death. Very smart.","text_w_direction":"That is the way to go. Instant death. Very smart.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8161,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Creed","text":"You know a human can go on living for several hours after being decapitated.","text_w_direction":"You know a human can go on living for several hours after being decapitated.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8162,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"You're thinking of a chicken.","text_w_direction":"You're thinking of a chicken.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8163,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Creed","text":"What did I say?","text_w_direction":"What did I say?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8164,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"That is just not the way a Dunder Mifflin manager should go, I'm sorry. Alone, out of the blue, and not even have his own head to comfort him.","text_w_direction":"That is just not the way a Dunder Mifflin manager should go, I'm sorry. Alone, out of the blue, and not even have his own head to comfort him.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8165,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"So, I'm not exactly sure how to say this...","text_w_direction":"[clears throat] So, I'm not exactly sure how to say this...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8166,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Ed was decapitated.","text_w_direction":"Ed was decapitated.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8167,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8168,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"You said you didn't know how to say it.","text_w_direction":"You said you didn't know how to say it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8169,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I didn't... he was driving on the road and he went under a truck. And that's when his head was separated from the rest of him. And I will let you know more as soon as I find out.","text_w_direction":"I didn't... he was driving on the road and he went under a truck. And that's when his head was separated from the rest of him. And I will let you know more as soon as I find out.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8170,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8171,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8172,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"If my head ever comes off, I would like you to put it on ice.","text_w_direction":"If my head ever comes off, I would like you to put it on ice.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8173,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"I do not wanna talk about this.","text_w_direction":"I do not wanna talk about this.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8174,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"When I die, I wanna be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever because I will have used that time to figure out exactly why I died and what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in.","text_w_direction":"When I die, I wanna be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever because I will have used that time to figure out exactly why I died and what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8175,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I don't understand. We have a day honoring Martin Luther King, but he didn't even work here.","text_w_direction":"I don't understand. We have a day honoring Martin Luther King, but he didn't even work here.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8176,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jan","text":"I understand how you feel, Michael. I really do. So, would it be helpful to give everyone the day off?","text_w_direction":"[on speakerphone] I understand how you feel, Michael. I really do. So, would it be helpful to give everyone the day off?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8177,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"You really don't get it, do you? You don't understand these people. That is the last thing that they would want is a day off.","text_w_direction":"You really don't get it, do you? You don't understand these people. That is the last thing that they would want is a day off.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8178,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jan","text":"Well, what would you suggest?","text_w_direction":"Well, what would you suggest?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8179,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"A statue.","text_w_direction":"[thoughtfully] A statue.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8180,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jan","text":"Of Ed?","text_w_direction":"Of Ed?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8181,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8182,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jan","text":"I'm not sure that's realistic.","text_w_direction":"[scoffs] I'm not sure that's realistic.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8183,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I think it would be very realistic, it would look just like him.","text_w_direction":"Well, I think it would be very realistic, it would look just like him.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8184,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jan","text":"No, that's not---","text_w_direction":"No, that's not---","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8185,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"We could have his eyes light up, we could have his arms move...","text_w_direction":"We could have his eyes light up, we could have his arms move...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8186,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"That is not a statue, that is a robot.","text_w_direction":"That is not a statue, that is a robot.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8187,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I think that is a great way to honor Ed.","text_w_direction":"I think that is a great way to honor Ed.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8188,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"And how big do you want this robot?","text_w_direction":"And how big do you want this robot?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8189,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Life-size.","text_w_direction":"Life-size.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8190,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Mm, no. Better make it two-thirds. Easier to stop if it turns on us.","text_w_direction":"Mm, no. Better make it two-thirds. Easier to stop if it turns on us.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8191,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jan","text":"What the hell are you two talking about?","text_w_direction":"What the hell are you two talking about?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8192,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Well, we are talking about how to properly honor a man who gave his life as regional manager of this company, Jan.","text_w_direction":"Well, we are talking about how to properly honor a man who gave his life as regional manager of this company, Jan.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8193,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jan","text":"You know what, Michael? I've really tried with you today...","text_w_direction":"You know what, Michael? I've really tried with you today...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8194,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Mm hm.","text_w_direction":"Mm hm.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8195,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jan","text":"...and I have to get back to work.","text_w_direction":"...and I have to get back to work.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8196,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Oh do you? You know who wished they could get back to work is Ed Truck.","text_w_direction":"Oh do you? You know who wished they could get back to work is Ed Truck.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8197,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jan","text":"So call me when you feel like having a real conversation.","text_w_direction":"So call me when you feel like having a real conversation.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8198,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"But Ed truck can't because he is---","text_w_direction":"But Ed truck can't because he is---","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8199,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jan","text":"Goodbye.","text_w_direction":"Goodbye. [hangs up]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8200,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"DEAD.","text_w_direction":"DEAD.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8201,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Look I gave him a six foot extension cord so he can't chase us.","text_w_direction":"Look [holding up sketch] I gave him a six foot extension cord so he can't chase us.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8202,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"That's perfect.","text_w_direction":"That's perfect.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8203,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, that is a \"no\" on the on the West Side Market.","text_w_direction":"Okay, that is a \"no\" on the on the West Side Market.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8204,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"Okay, great. I think that's enough. Can I get back to work now?","text_w_direction":"Okay, great. I think that's enough. Can I get back to work now?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8205,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Wow. Never pegged you for a quitter.","text_w_direction":"Wow. Never pegged you for a quitter.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8206,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"I am NOT a quitter. I will do this all day if you want.","text_w_direction":"I am NOT a quitter. I will do this all day if you want.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8207,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8208,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"Yeah, all day.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, all day.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8209,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Hey. What are we doing? What's the game? I want in.","text_w_direction":"Hey. What are we doing? What's the game? I want in.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8210,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, there's no game. We're just trying to get these chips for Karen.","text_w_direction":"Oh, there's no game. We're just trying to get these chips for Karen.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8211,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Did you check the vending machine?","text_w_direction":"Did you check the vending machine?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8212,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"Oh, the vending machines! How did we miss that?","text_w_direction":"Oh, the vending machines! How did we miss that?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8213,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"I have no idea. We went right for the copier.","text_w_direction":"I have no idea. We went right for the copier.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8214,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"Mm.","text_w_direction":"Mm.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8215,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"And then we checked the fax machine.","text_w_direction":"And then we checked the fax machine.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8216,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"Yeah, nothing there.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, nothing there.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8217,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Did you check your... butt?","text_w_direction":"Did you check your... butt?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8218,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Oohh... can you imagine how much blood there was? If it happened right here, it would reach all the way to reception. Probably get on Pam.","text_w_direction":"Oohh... can you imagine how much blood there was? If it happened right here, it would reach all the way to reception. Probably get on Pam.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8219,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"Okay that's enough.","text_w_direction":"Okay that's enough.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8220,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8221,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Stanley","text":"We do not wanna hear about this.","text_w_direction":"We do not wanna hear about this.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8222,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Well, you know what? I didn't wanna hear about it either, Stanley, but I did and now I can't stop picturing it. He leaves work, he's on his way home... wham! His cappa is detated from his head!","text_w_direction":"Well, you know what? I didn't wanna hear about it either, Stanley, but I did and now I can't stop picturing it. He leaves work, he's on his way home... wham! His cappa is detated from his head!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8223,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Stanley","text":"You have just spit on my face.","text_w_direction":"You have just spit on my face.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8224,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Well, you know what? There's something wrong with you. There is something wrong with everybody in here. Because we have lost a member of our family and you don't wanna talk about it, you don't wanna think about it, you just wanna get back to work!","text_w_direction":"Well, you know what? There's something wrong with you. There is something wrong with everybody in here. Because we have lost a member of our family and you don't wanna talk about it, you don't wanna think about it, you just wanna get back to work!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8225,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"There are five stages to grief, which are denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. And right now, out there, they're all denying the fact that they're sad. And that's hard. And it's making them all angry. And it is my job to try to get them all the way through to acceptance. And if not acceptance, then just depression. If I can get them depressed, then I'll have done my job.","text_w_direction":"There are five stages to grief, which are [glancing at computer screen] denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. And right now, out there, they're all denying the fact that they're sad. And that's hard. And it's making them all angry. And it is my job to try to get them all the way through to acceptance. And if not acceptance, then just depression. If I can get them depressed, then I'll have done my job.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8226,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I am going to throw you this ball. When you catch the ball, I want you to say the name of a person very important to you, somebody really special who died, and then I want you to say how they died, and you may cry if you like, that is encouraged. Let me just start. Let me show you how this works. I catch the ball. I lost Ed Truck. And... it feels like somebody took my heart and dropped it into a bucket of boiling tears... and at the same time, somebody else is hitting my soul in the crotch with a frozen sledgehammer... and then a third guy walks in and starts punching me in the grief bone... and I'm crying, and nobody can hear me, because I am terribly, terribly... terribly alone.","text_w_direction":"I am going to throw you this ball. When you catch the ball, I want you to say the name of a person very important to you, somebody really special who died, and then I want you to say how they died, and you may cry if you like, that is encouraged. Let me just start. Let me show you how this works. I catch the ball. I lost Ed Truck. And... it feels like somebody took my heart and dropped it into a bucket of boiling tears... and at the same time, somebody else is hitting my soul in the crotch with a frozen sledgehammer... and then a third guy walks in and starts punching me in the grief bone... and I'm crying, and nobody can hear me, because I am terribly, terribly... terribly alone.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8227,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Roy","text":"Excuse me, I'm sorry to interrupt, uh, I need to see Pam. There seems to be, like, something wrong with the radiator in her car.","text_w_direction":"Excuse me, I'm sorry to interrupt, uh, I need to see Pam. There seems to be, like, something wrong with the radiator in her car.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8228,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, fine. Hurry back.","text_w_direction":"Okay, fine. Hurry back.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8229,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Roy","text":"There's nothing wrong with your car. I just thought you might like a break from the \"grief counseling\" session.","text_w_direction":"[as they leave] There's nothing wrong with your car. I just thought you might like a break from the \"grief counseling\" session.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8230,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Oh. I would like a break.","text_w_direction":"Oh. I would like a break.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8231,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Roy","text":"How are you likin' the new car?","text_w_direction":"How are you likin' the new car?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8232,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8233,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Roy","text":"Yeah? Sure is small. Got airbags?","text_w_direction":"Yeah? Sure is small. Got airbags?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8234,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"I think so. I don't know, I was mainly focused on the cup holders.","text_w_direction":"I think so. I don't know, I was mainly focused on the cup holders.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8235,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Roy","text":"Well, you're not still driving so fast, are you? Yeah.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Well, you're not still driving so fast, are you? Yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8236,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Hi, yeah. This is Mike from the West Side Market. Well, we get a shipment of Herr's salt and vinegar chips, and we ordered that about three weeks ago and haven't ... . yeah. You have 'em in the warehouse. Great. What is my store number... six. Wait, no. I'll call you back. Shut up.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Hi, yeah. This is Mike from the West Side Market. Well, we get a shipment of Herr's salt and vinegar chips, and we ordered that about three weeks ago and haven't ... . yeah. You have 'em in the warehouse. Great. What is my store number... six. Wait, no. I'll call you back. [quickly hangs up] Shut up [to Karen].","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8237,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"Six?","text_w_direction":"[laughing] Six?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8238,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, we can start. Um...","text_w_direction":"[as Pam returns to conference room] Okay, we can start. Um...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8239,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"You waited for me?","text_w_direction":"You waited for me?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8240,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. Pam, you're a member of this family. So we will wait for our family members. Phyllis, you wanna give it a shot?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Pam, you're a member of this family. So we will wait for our family members. Phyllis, you wanna give it a shot?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8241,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I got it. When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered, that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.","text_w_direction":"[grabbing ball] I got it. When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered, that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8242,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, why don't you throw the ball to somebody else.","text_w_direction":"Okay, why don't you throw the ball to somebody else.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8243,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Stanley","text":"Nope.","text_w_direction":"[throwing ball back] Nope.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8244,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, yes Stanley. Come on. Your turn, you have to go.","text_w_direction":"[returning ball to Stanley] Oh, yes Stanley. Come on. Your turn, you have to go.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8245,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Stanley","text":"I will NOT.","text_w_direction":"I will NOT. [throws ball back]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8246,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Okay... I'm going to toss the ball to Pam.","text_w_direction":"Okay... I'm going to toss the ball to Pam.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8247,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Let's see. I had an aunt that I was really close to. She was this amazing female boxer. Um, anyway, she was injured in a fight, and she was paralyzed. So, you can imagine how upset I was when I found out that she asked her manager to remove her breathing tube so she could die.","text_w_direction":"Let's see. I had an aunt that I was really close to. She was this amazing female boxer. Um, anyway, she was injured in a fight, and she was paralyzed. So, you can imagine how upset I was when I found out that she asked her manager to remove her breathing tube so she could die.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8248,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Wow. If you wanna cry, that's okay.","text_w_direction":"Wow. If you wanna cry, that's okay.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8249,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Ryan","text":"Thanks. Um, a few years ago, my family was on a safari in Africa and, um, my cousin, Mufasa was um, he was trampled to death by a pack of wildebeests and, um, we all... took it really hard. All of us kind of in the audience of what happened.","text_w_direction":"[catching ball] Thanks. Um, a few years ago, my family was on a safari in Africa and, um, my cousin, Mufasa was um, he was trampled to death by a pack of wildebeests and, um, we all... took it really hard. All of us kind of in the audience of what happened.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8250,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Do you want to talk about it anymore?","text_w_direction":"Do you want to talk about it anymore?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8251,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Ryan","text":"Oh, it would probably take me like an hour and a half to tell that whole story.","text_w_direction":"Oh, it would probably take me like an hour and a half to tell that whole story.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8252,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"Me, me, me, me, me me. Yes. Okay, um. I was trying to throw this party once. And everyone was over for the weekend. And then my uncle Bernie died, and so me and my best friend, we had to pretend like he was alive, so...","text_w_direction":"Me, me, me, me, me me. [catches ball] Yes. Okay, um. I was trying to throw this party once. And everyone was over for the weekend. And then my uncle Bernie died, and so me and my best friend, we had to pretend like he was alive, so...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8253,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Wait a second. That's Weekend at Bernie's. Do you think that this is a game?","text_w_direction":"Wait a second. That's Weekend at Bernie's. [upset] Do you think that this is a game?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8254,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"Well, there is a ball.","text_w_direction":"Well, there is a ball.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8255,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"All right, we're starting over.","text_w_direction":"All right, we're starting over.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8256,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Stanley","text":"No, I'm done.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm done.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8257,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"You are not leaving. No! We are not done.","text_w_direction":"You are not leaving. No! We are not done.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8258,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"We really have a lot of work to do right now.","text_w_direction":"We really have a lot of work to do right now.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8259,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. Well, you know what? The guy who had my job has died. And nobody cares! And he sat at my desk.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Well, you know what? The guy who had my job has died. And nobody cares! And he sat at my desk. [breaking down]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8260,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Toby","text":"Michael, look. I know this is hard for you, but death's just a part of life. I mean, just this morning I saw a little bird fly into the glass doors downstairs and die. And I had to keep going.","text_w_direction":"Michael, look. I know this is hard for you, but death's just a part of life. I mean, just this morning I saw a little bird fly into the glass doors downstairs and die. And I had to keep going.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8261,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"How do you know?","text_w_direction":"How do you know?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8262,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Toby","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8263,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"That that bird was dead? Did you check its breathing?","text_w_direction":"That that bird was dead? Did you check its breathing?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8264,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Toby","text":"It was obvious...","text_w_direction":"It was obvious...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8265,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Was its heart beating, Toby? Did you check it? No, of course you didn't. You're not a veterinarian. You don't know ANYTHING!","text_w_direction":"Was its heart beating, Toby? Did you check it? No, of course you didn't. You're not a veterinarian. You don't know ANYTHING! [runs out of conference room crying]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8266,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael! Michael. Michael ...","text_w_direction":"Michael! [following Michael downstairs] Michael. Michael ...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8267,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, God!","text_w_direction":"[seeing bird] Oh, God!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8268,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh...","text_w_direction":"[in disgust] Oh...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8269,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Oh my God! Oh my God, come on ...","text_w_direction":"Oh my God! Oh my God, come on ...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8270,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Poor little fella.","text_w_direction":"Poor little fella.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8271,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Oh shhhh--oot!","text_w_direction":"Oh shhhh--oot!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8272,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"He is a goner.","text_w_direction":"He is a goner.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8273,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"No, he's not.","text_w_direction":"No, he's not.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8274,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8275,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"No, he's not.","text_w_direction":"No, he's not. [cradling bird next to face]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8276,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael, get him away from your head! He is covered in germs and bacteria!","text_w_direction":"Michael, get him away from your head! He is covered in germs and bacteria!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8277,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Well, you can't get diseases from a bird!","text_w_direction":"Well, you can't get diseases from a bird!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8278,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"A dead bird should not be in the kitchen!","text_w_direction":"A dead bird should not be in the kitchen!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8279,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"We don't know if it's dead.","text_w_direction":"We don't know if it's dead.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8280,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kelly","text":"Ugh, no that thing is dead.","text_w_direction":"Ugh, no that thing is dead.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8281,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"You want me to flush him?","text_w_direction":"You want me to flush him?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8282,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Attention everybody. This will only take a second of your time. Today at 4 p.m. we will be meeting in the parking lot to have a funeral service for this bird.","text_w_direction":"Attention everybody. This will only take a second of your time. Today at 4 p.m. we will be meeting in the parking lot to have a funeral service for this bird.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8283,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Meredith","text":"I have a lot of work to do.","text_w_direction":"I have a lot of work to do.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8284,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I'm sorry to inconvenience you, Meredith. But that is what you do when things die. You honor them. Toby killed this bird. And now we are going to honor it.","text_w_direction":"Well, I'm sorry to inconvenience you, Meredith. But that is what you do when things die. You honor them. Toby killed this bird. And now we are going to honor it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8285,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"But...","text_w_direction":"But...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8286,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no! That's enough! You know what? This bird is dead. He died alone. The least you can do is be there for him now. Find a box for him.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no! That's enough! You know what? This bird is dead. He died alone. The least you can do is be there for him now. [to Dwight] Find a box for him.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8287,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"I'm calling a supermarket in Montreal.","text_w_direction":"I'm calling a supermarket in Montreal.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8288,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Nice!","text_w_direction":"Nice!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8289,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"Bonjour. Je cherche des tchips de la marque Herr's. Non? Ah... merci quand meme. Au revoir.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Bonjour. Je cherche des tchips de la marque Herr's. Non? Ah... merci quand meme. Au revoir.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8290,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Sounded good.","text_w_direction":"Sounded good.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8291,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8292,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kelly","text":"","text_w_direction":"[crying]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8293,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"It's okay. It's okay. Shh... yes, I know, I know. It's been a tough day, but it's good to let it show.","text_w_direction":"It's okay. It's okay. [pats Kelly on shoulder] Shh... yes, I know, I know. It's been a tough day, but it's good to let it show.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8294,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kelly","text":"I mean, how many times to I have to confirm with Ryan for him to know that we have a date tonight?","text_w_direction":"I mean, how many times to I have to confirm with Ryan [Michael walks away disgusted] for him to know that we have a date tonight?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8295,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Argh... gah!","text_w_direction":"[trying to shove bird into a can] Argh... gah!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8296,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"What are... What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"What are... What are you doing?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8297,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"What? No, this is about the right size.","text_w_direction":"What? No, this is about the right size.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8298,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"No, God, no it's not! What is the matter with you? Is that the beak!?","text_w_direction":"No, God, no it's not! What is the matter with you? Is that the beak!?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8299,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm sorry, I grew up on a farm. We slaughtered a pig whenever we wanted bacon. My grandfather was reburied in an old oil drum. It would have fit if he had given me another minute.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, I grew up on a farm. We slaughtered a pig whenever we wanted bacon. My grandfather was reburied in an old oil drum. [pause] It would have fit if he had given me another minute.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8300,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I need a box. I need a box. A small box... not too confining.","text_w_direction":"I need a box. I need a box. A small box... not too confining.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8301,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Is it for the bird?","text_w_direction":"Is it for the bird?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8302,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8303,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"I have it covered.","text_w_direction":"I have it covered. [hands Dwight a decorated box]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8304,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, thank you.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thank you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8305,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"If you wanna do something for the funeral...","text_w_direction":"If you wanna do something for the funeral...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8306,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes, please.","text_w_direction":"Yes, please.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8307,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Maybe you could play a song on your recorder.","text_w_direction":"Maybe you could play a song on your recorder.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8308,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Excellent.","text_w_direction":"Excellent.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8309,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Do you have it with you?","text_w_direction":"Do you have it with you?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8310,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Always.","text_w_direction":"Always. [runs off]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8311,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Did I wake up this morning thinking I'd be throwing together a bird funeral? You never can tell what your day here is gonna turn into.","text_w_direction":"Did I wake up this morning thinking I'd be throwing together a bird funeral? You never can tell what your day here is gonna turn into.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8312,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"Where'd you find them?","text_w_direction":"[spotting Herr's chips on her desk] Where'd you find them?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8313,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Where'd I find what?","text_w_direction":"Where'd I find what?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8314,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"I called the manufacturer, who referred me to distributor, who referred me to the vending machine company, who told me that they sell them in the machines in the building next door.","text_w_direction":"I called the manufacturer, who referred me to distributor, who referred me to the vending machine company, who told me that they sell them in the machines in the building next door.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8315,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Glad you could all make it.","text_w_direction":"Glad you could all make it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8316,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kelly","text":"You told us we had to.","text_w_direction":"You told us we had to.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8317,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight, do you have the box?","text_w_direction":"Dwight, do you have the box?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8318,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Actually, I have it.","text_w_direction":"Actually, I have it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8319,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"You made this? Wow. That's... that's very nice.","text_w_direction":"You made this? Wow. [impressed] That's... that's very nice.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8320,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Ryan","text":"When I was five my mom told me that my fish went to the hospital in the toilet and it never came back so we had a funeral for it. And I remember thinking \"I'm a little too old for this.\" And I was five.","text_w_direction":"When I was five my mom told me that my fish went to the hospital in the toilet and it never came back so we had a funeral for it. And I remember thinking \"I'm a little too old for this.\" And I was five.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8321,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"I'd also like to say a few words if that's okay.","text_w_direction":"I'd also like to say a few words if that's okay.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8322,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8323,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"What do we know about this bird? You might think, \"Not much. It's just a bird.\" But we do know some things. We know it was a local bird. Maybe it's that same bird that surprised Oscar that one morning with a special present from above.","text_w_direction":"What do we know about this bird? You might think, \"Not much. It's just a bird.\" But we do know some things. We know it was a local bird. Maybe it's that same bird that surprised Oscar that one morning with a special present from above.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8324,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, I remember that. That was SO funny.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I remember that. That was SO funny.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8325,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"And we know how he died. Flying into the glass doors. But you know what? I don't think he was being stupid. I think he just really, really wanted to come inside our building to spread his cheer and lift our spirits with a song.","text_w_direction":"And we know how he died. Flying into the glass doors. But you know what? I don't think he was being stupid. I think he just really, really wanted to come inside our building to spread his cheer and lift our spirits with a song.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8326,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"He's not a songbird.","text_w_direction":"He's not a songbird.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8327,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Shhh.","text_w_direction":"Shhh.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8328,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"An impression, then. Lastly, we can't help but notice that he was by himself when he died, but of course, we all know that doesn't mean he was alone. Because I'm sure that there were lots of other birds out there who cared for him very much. He will not be forgotten.","text_w_direction":"An impression, then. Lastly, we can't help but notice that he was by himself when he died, but of course, we all know that doesn't mean he was alone. Because I'm sure that there were lots of other birds out there who cared for him very much. He will not be forgotten.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8329,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Amen.","text_w_direction":"[quickly] Amen.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8330,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[begins playing recorder]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8331,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Just smile for me and let the day begin. You are the sunshine that lights my heart within... on the wings of love ...","text_w_direction":"[singing] Just smile for me and let the day begin. You are the sunshine that lights my heart within... on the wings of love ...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8332,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Society teaches us that having feelings and crying is bad and wrong. Well, that's baloney, because grief isn't wrong. There is such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown.","text_w_direction":"Society teaches us that having feelings and crying is bad and wrong. Well, that's baloney, because grief isn't wrong. There is such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8333,"season":3,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Grief Counseling","director":"Roger Nygard","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Let's get back to work.","text_w_direction":"Let's get back to work.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2311,"air_date":"2006-10-12"}
{"index":8334,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Brain teaser. I have two coins totaling 15 cents and one of them is not a nickel. What are they?","text_w_direction":"Brain teaser. I have two coins totaling 15 cents and one of them is not a nickel. What are they?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8335,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"A dime and a nickel.","text_w_direction":"A dime and a nickel.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8336,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"No, I said one of them is not a nickel.","text_w_direction":"No, I said one of them is not a nickel.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8337,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"But the other one is. I've heard that before.","text_w_direction":"But the other one is. I've heard that before.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8338,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok. A man and his son get into a car accident. They are rushed to the hospital. The doctor says, there is no way I can operate on this boy, ...","text_w_direction":"Ok. A man and his son get into a car accident. They are rushed to the hospital. The doctor says, there is no way I can operate on this boy, ...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8339,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Because he's my son. The doctor is the boy's mother.","text_w_direction":"Because he's my son. The doctor is the boy's mother.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8340,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"A man is found hanging from the ceiling...","text_w_direction":"A man is found hanging from the ceiling...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8341,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"He stepped on a block of ice, hung himself, and the ice melted.","text_w_direction":"He stepped on a block of ice, hung himself, and the ice melted.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8342,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"A hunter.","text_w_direction":"A hunter.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8343,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"It's a polar bear because you're at the North Pole.","text_w_direction":"It's a polar bear because you're at the North Pole.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8344,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Damn it!","text_w_direction":"Damn it!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8345,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Tell me what you did yesterday.","text_w_direction":"Tell me what you did yesterday.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8346,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Uhhh... nothing.","text_w_direction":"Uhhh... nothing.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8347,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Nothing?","text_w_direction":"Nothing?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8348,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, nothing. How was your day?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, nothing. How was your day?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8349,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"I don't care how your day was Michael.","text_w_direction":"I don't care how your day was Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8350,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Wow. Well. Ok. I don't care how your day was either, Jan. I was just asking you because you asked me. Why do you set me up like that?","text_w_direction":"Wow. Well. Ok. I don't care how your day was either, Jan. I was just asking you because you asked me. Why do you set me up like that?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8351,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Tell me what you did yesterday.","text_w_direction":"Tell me what you did yesterday.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8352,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I worked. And then I went home to my condo. And Carol came over. And then we had s*x. Is that what you want to hear?","text_w_direction":"I worked. And then I went home to my condo. And Carol came over. And then we had s*x. Is that what you want to hear?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8353,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Never ever, ever sleep with your boss. I am so lucky that Jan and I only got to second base.","text_w_direction":"Never ever, ever sleep with your boss. I am so lucky that Jan and I only got to second base.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8354,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Hi, Pam.","text_w_direction":"Hi, Pam.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8355,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8356,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"I'm great. So, Pam I would like you to keep a log of everything Michael does hour by hour so we can analyze it at corporate. Ok?","text_w_direction":"I'm great. So, Pam I would like you to keep a log of everything Michael does hour by hour so we can analyze it at corporate. Ok?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8357,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, I don't know if I'm...","text_w_direction":"Oh, I don't know if I'm...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8358,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"Thanks Pam.","text_w_direction":"Thanks Pam.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8359,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"It's weird. Jan use to treat Michael like he was a ten year old, but lately it's like he's five.","text_w_direction":"It's weird. Jan use to treat Michael like he was a ten year old, but lately it's like he's five.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8360,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"So you excited?","text_w_direction":"So you excited?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8361,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8362,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Very excited?","text_w_direction":"Very excited?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8363,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Yes. I'm very excited.","text_w_direction":"Yes. I'm very excited.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8364,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Extremely excited? ... Just very? That's cool.","text_w_direction":"Extremely excited? ... Just very? That's cool.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8365,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"I have spent a year here. I have to commit or get out. Dwight's the top salesman in the company and he's taking me on my first sales call today. And, um, I'm excited.","text_w_direction":"I have spent a year here. I have to commit or get out. Dwight's the top salesman in the company and he's taking me on my first sales call today. And, um, I'm excited.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8366,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"I am very excited. Ryan hasn't made a sale yet, but more importantly, he hasn't made an ally yet. Is he going to be a slacker-loser-wise-ass like Jim was? Or is he going to join the Dwight Army of Champions?","text_w_direction":"I am very excited. Ryan hasn't made a sale yet, but more importantly, he hasn't made an ally yet. Is he going to be a slacker-loser-wise-ass like Jim was? Or is he going to join the Dwight Army of Champions?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8367,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"So what if they're not talking much, then does it makes sense to kind of lead the conversation? You know, just 'till it gets to a point where they are asking questions? So where's the sales office?","text_w_direction":"So what if they're not talking much, then does it makes sense to kind of lead the conversation? You know, just 'till it gets to a point where they are asking questions? [car stops] So where's the sales office?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8368,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"When you are ready to see the sales office, the sales office will present itself to you. Your journey begins now.","text_w_direction":"When you are ready to see the sales office, the sales office will present itself to you. Your journey begins now.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8369,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Karen","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"[squeaky chair] Hey.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8370,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8371,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Karen","text":"My chair is squeaking.","text_w_direction":"My chair is squeaking.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8372,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Is it?","text_w_direction":"Is it?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8373,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Karen","text":"You took my chair.","text_w_direction":"You took my chair.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8374,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"No, I didn't. I took back my chair that you took from me, but I didn't take your chair.","text_w_direction":"No, I didn't. I took back my chair that you took from me, but I didn't take your chair.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8375,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Karen","text":"When you get up, I'm just going to take it back anyway, so...","text_w_direction":"When you get up, I'm just going to take it back anyway, so...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8376,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"So I guess I can't get up.","text_w_direction":"So I guess I can't get up.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8377,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hey Koselli, the Kos. Cosby. Hey hey hey. I love Jello Pudding Pops. My son, Theo, loves Jello Pudding Pops too.","text_w_direction":"Hey Koselli, the Kos. Cosby. Hey hey hey. I love Jello Pudding Pops. My son, Theo, loves Jello Pudding Pops too.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8378,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Do you know where we are, temp?","text_w_direction":"Do you know where we are, temp?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8379,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"I know where we're not.","text_w_direction":"I know where we're not.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8380,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"I hold in my hand, a beet seed. Take it. AH! When... Damn it.","text_w_direction":"I hold in my hand, a beet seed. Take it. [Ryan tries to take it, Dwight closes hand] AH! [Ryan tries again and takes seed] When... Damn it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8381,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, Big Tuna, can I talk to you for a second.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Big Tuna, can I talk to you for a second.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8382,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8383,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Can you stand up? And talk to me over there?","text_w_direction":"Can you stand up? And talk to me over there?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8384,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Karen","text":"That's it? That's what you came up with?","text_w_direction":"That's it? That's what you came up with?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8385,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"I'm acting my heart out here.","text_w_direction":"I'm acting my heart out here.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8386,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Karen","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8387,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, really. You asked for my help, so I helped.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, really. You asked for my help, so I helped.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8388,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Announcer","text":"Attention Scranton Business Park, there will be complimentary pretzels in the lobby from now until 4 o'clock as a thank you to our loyal tenants.","text_w_direction":"Attention Scranton Business Park, there will be complimentary pretzels in the lobby from now until 4 o'clock as a thank you to our loyal tenants.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8389,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Once a year they bring in a little cart and they give away free pretzels. It's really not a big deal. To some people it is.","text_w_direction":"Once a year they bring in a little cart and they give away free pretzels. It's really not a big deal. To some people it is.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8390,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Productivity is important but how can I be productive if I have this one little thing in my brain? That I cannot get out. And that one little thing is a soft pretzel. So I'm just going to have my soft pretzel, then I'll get to work, and I'll be super productive. Look out for me.","text_w_direction":"Productivity is important but how can I be productive if I have this one little thing in my brain? That I cannot get out. And that one little thing is a soft pretzel. So I'm just going to have my soft pretzel, then I'll get to work, and I'll be super productive. Look out for me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8391,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, shhh... Come on.","text_w_direction":"[looks at long pretzel line] Oh, shhh... Come on.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8392,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"And just as you have planted your seed in the ground, I'm going to plant my seed in you.","text_w_direction":"And just as you have planted your seed in the ground, I'm going to plant my seed in you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8393,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"I don't think you know what you're saying.","text_w_direction":"I don't think you know what you're saying.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8394,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Smells pretty bad, doesn't it?","text_w_direction":"Smells pretty bad, doesn't it?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8395,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Uh huh.","text_w_direction":"Uh huh.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8396,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"It's called bull crap and a client can smell it from a mile away.","text_w_direction":"It's called bull crap and a client can smell it from a mile away.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8397,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Gotcha.","text_w_direction":"Gotcha.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8398,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh hey, I forgot something in my car. I'll be right back.","text_w_direction":"Oh hey, I forgot something in my car. I'll be right back.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8399,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Ok. Of course.","text_w_direction":"Ok. [Dwight drives away] Of course.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8400,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little, but on Pretzel Day? Well, I like pretzel day.","text_w_direction":"I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little, but on Pretzel Day? Well, I like pretzel day.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8401,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"Because they acted all tough and everything...","text_w_direction":"Because they acted all tough and everything...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8402,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Uh huh.","text_w_direction":"Uh huh.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8403,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"But what they were rapping about was cupcakes and the Chronicles of Narnia. God. Who invented cupcakes, right? I want to...","text_w_direction":"But what they were rapping about was cupcakes and the Chronicles of Narnia. God. Who invented cupcakes, right? I want to...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8404,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, hey, hey! Phyllis, what are you doing?","text_w_direction":"[Phyllis embraces Bob ahead in line] Hey, hey, hey! Phyllis, what are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8405,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"I'm just saying hi to Bob.","text_w_direction":"I'm just saying hi to Bob.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8406,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No, I think you're cutting in line.","text_w_direction":"No, I think you're cutting in line.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8407,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Bob","text":"Well settle down, Scott.","text_w_direction":"Well settle down, Scott.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8408,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No, I'm not going to settle down.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm not going to settle down.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8409,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"No way.","text_w_direction":"No way.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8410,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Get in the back please.","text_w_direction":"Get in the back please.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8411,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"Boooooo. Booooo. Back of the line.","text_w_direction":"Boooooo. Booooo. Back of the line.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8412,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Boooooo. Thank you.. That's right.","text_w_direction":"Boooooo. Thank you. [hi-five's Stanley]. That's right.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8413,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Bob","text":"What a pair of Mary's.","text_w_direction":"What a pair of Mary's.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8414,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"This is Pretzel Day.","text_w_direction":"This is Pretzel Day.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8415,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Hey Dwight, you're a great salesman. Can you teach me? Sure, Ryan. I'll make you the ole commodor. I'll abandon you in a beet field. Huh. That sounds great, Dwight, I'll really appreciate that. Thank you so much for your mentorship.","text_w_direction":"Hey Dwight, you're a great salesman. Can you teach me? Sure, Ryan. I'll make you the ole commodor. I'll abandon you in a beet field. Huh. That sounds great, Dwight, I'll really appreciate that. Thank you so much for your mentorship.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8416,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Congratulations resourceful salesman. You have passed the second challenge. Welcome to Schrute Farm.","text_w_direction":"Congratulations resourceful salesman. You have passed the second challenge. Welcome to Schrute Farm.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8417,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Karen","text":"","text_w_direction":"[rocks in squeaky chair]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8418,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Love me, love me, say that you love me, fool me, fool me,","text_w_direction":"[sings] Love me, love me, say that you love me, fool me, fool me,","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8419,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Karen","text":"stop.","text_w_direction":"stop.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8420,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Go on and fool me. Love me, love me, say that you love me","text_w_direction":"Go on and fool me. Love me, love me, say that you love me","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8421,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Karen","text":"This is not fair, this is going to be in my head all day. Please.","text_w_direction":"This is not fair, this is going to be in my head all day. Please.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8422,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"fool me, fool me, go on and fool me. Love me,","text_w_direction":"fool me, fool me, go on and fool me. Love me,","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8423,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Karen","text":"This is not a proportionate response.","text_w_direction":"This is not a proportionate response.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8424,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Love me, say that you love me. Fool me, fool me, go on and fool me.","text_w_direction":"Love me, say that you love me. Fool me, fool me, go on and fool me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8425,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"I don't care 'bout anything but you... what ever happened to those guys?","text_w_direction":"I don't care 'bout anything but you... what ever happened to those guys?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8426,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8427,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No cuts. Oh, Pam. Just the woman I'd like to see. You read my mind.","text_w_direction":"No cuts. Oh, Pam. Just the woman I'd like to see. You read my mind.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8428,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Great! I thought you could use this time to authorize some checks.","text_w_direction":"Great! I thought you could use this time to authorize some checks.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8429,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I thought that maybe you could wait in line for me while I go to the bathroom. You're an angel.","text_w_direction":"I thought that maybe you could wait in line for me while I go to the bathroom. You're an angel.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8430,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, why don't you just go up to your office, get some work done, and I'll just bring you a pretzel.","text_w_direction":"Hey, why don't you just go up to your office, get some work done, and I'll just bring you a pretzel.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8431,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Because I like them a certain way, and if it gets screwed up, then whole thing is blown.","text_w_direction":"Because I like them a certain way, and if it gets screwed up, then whole thing is blown.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8432,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"You know, I just think it's really important that you be productive today.","text_w_direction":"You know, I just think it's really important that you be productive today.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8433,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Pam, productivity starts with patience and determination. I'll be back.","text_w_direction":"Pam, productivity starts with patience and determination. I'll be back.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8434,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"It is time for your next test. You have planted the beet seed. You have walked the long lonely walk of loneliness.","text_w_direction":"It is time for your next test. You have planted the beet seed. You have walked the long lonely walk of loneliness.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8435,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Look man, I was in a frat in college. So I know what you're doing. I get it.","text_w_direction":"Look man, I was in a frat in college. So I know what you're doing. I get it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8436,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"You know what your problem is? You know why you haven't made any sales? Cause you think you know everything. You have to trust that maybe there are other people that can teach you things. Are you ready to learn? Are you ready for the final test?","text_w_direction":"You know what your problem is? You know why you haven't made any sales? Cause you think you know everything. You have to trust that maybe there are other people that can teach you things. Are you ready to learn? Are you ready for the final test?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8437,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8438,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Come on!","text_w_direction":"Come on!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8439,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"Thank you!","text_w_direction":"Thank you! [takes pretzel]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8440,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hi. Please tell me that you have a sweet pretzel left.","text_w_direction":"Hi. Please tell me that you have a sweet pretzel left.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8441,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pretzel guy","text":"We do.","text_w_direction":"We do.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8442,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Thank God.","text_w_direction":"Thank God.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8443,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pretzel guy","text":"And we have 18 different toppings. We have sweet glaze, cinnamon sugar, chocolate, white chocolate, fudge, M&M's, caramel dip, mint chip, chocolate chip, marshmallow, nuts, toffee nuts, coconuts, peanut butter drizzle, Oreos, sprinkles, cotton candy bits, and powdered sugar.","text_w_direction":"And we have 18 different toppings. We have sweet glaze, cinnamon sugar, chocolate, white chocolate, fudge, M&M's, caramel dip, mint chip, chocolate chip, marshmallow, nuts, toffee nuts, coconuts, peanut butter drizzle, Oreos, sprinkles, cotton candy bits, and powdered sugar.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8444,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Is there anyway that you could do all, all of them?","text_w_direction":"Is there anyway that you could do all, all of them?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8445,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pretzel guy","text":"The Works. You got it.","text_w_direction":"The Works. You got it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8446,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"All right! Thank you!","text_w_direction":"All right! Thank you!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8447,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Please be seated.","text_w_direction":"Please be seated. [man runs behind Dwight]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8448,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Who was that?","text_w_direction":"Who was that?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8449,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Pay no attention to the spirits that haunt this hallowed ground.","text_w_direction":"Pay no attention to the spirits that haunt this hallowed ground.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8450,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Is that your Cousin Mose?","text_w_direction":"Is that your Cousin Mose?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8451,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8452,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Mose is my cousin and he lives here. He will always be my best friend. Unless things go well with Ryan today in which case, I won't hang out with Mose so much anymore.","text_w_direction":"Mose is my cousin and he lives here. He will always be my best friend. Unless things go well with Ryan today in which case, I won't hang out with Mose so much anymore.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8453,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"What is the greatest danger facing Dunder Mifflin?","text_w_direction":"What is the greatest danger facing Dunder Mifflin?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8454,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Outsourcing and consolidation of competition.","text_w_direction":"Outsourcing and consolidation of competition.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8455,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Wrong. Flash floods. What is the true cause of Robert Mifflin's suicide?","text_w_direction":"Wrong. Flash floods. What is the true cause of Robert Mifflin's suicide?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8456,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Depression?","text_w_direction":"Depression?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8457,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Wrong. He hated himself. What is the DHARMA initiative?","text_w_direction":"Wrong. He hated himself. What is the DHARMA initiative?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8458,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"I can't believe that Ryan is not back yet. Where could they be?","text_w_direction":"I can't believe that Ryan is not back yet. Where could they be?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8459,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Sales take a long time.","text_w_direction":"Sales take a long time.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8460,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh my God, I'm so worried.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, I'm so worried.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8461,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"I'm sure Dwight will protect him.","text_w_direction":"I'm sure Dwight will protect him.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8462,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"I don't know. Dwight's so weird.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. Dwight's so weird.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8463,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"He's not weird, he's just individualistic.","text_w_direction":"He's not weird, he's just individualistic.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8464,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"No, he's a freak.","text_w_direction":"No, he's a freak.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8465,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"You're a freak!","text_w_direction":"You're a freak!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8466,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Final question, young Ryan Howard. What is Michael Scott's greatest fear?","text_w_direction":"Final question, young Ryan Howard. What is Michael Scott's greatest fear?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8467,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Um, loneliness. Maybe women.","text_w_direction":"Um, loneliness. Maybe women.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8468,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Wrong. He's not afraid of anything. Also, I would have accepted snakes. Fear is what it's all about. You cannot sell while undergoing fear. You need to vanquish fear! One must wrestle fear to the ground. You will now wrestle my cousin Mose.","text_w_direction":"Wrong. He's not afraid of anything. Also, I would have accepted snakes. Fear is what it's all about. You cannot sell while undergoing fear. You need to vanquish fear! One must wrestle fear to the ground. You will now wrestle my cousin Mose.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8469,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"No. Ok. All right. All right. It's over. This is over. OK.","text_w_direction":"No. Ok. All right. All right. It's over. This is over. OK.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8470,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Wrestle him to the ground.","text_w_direction":"Wrestle him to the ground.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8471,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"No, you're a freak. I'm not doing this anymore. This is over. Goodbye.","text_w_direction":"No, you're a freak. I'm not doing this anymore. This is over. Goodbye.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8472,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Ryan. Don't. Ryan! You don't have to wrestle him. Just get in the coffin. Ryan?","text_w_direction":"Ryan. Don't. Ryan! You don't have to wrestle him. Just get in the coffin. Ryan?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8473,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Cousin Mose","text":"Bye, Ryan. He seemed nice.","text_w_direction":"Bye, Ryan. He seemed nice.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8474,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Where are all the animals?","text_w_direction":"Where are all the animals?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8475,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Ryan, come on. I am sorry. I am sorry. Mose is sorry too. Look, he sent over a basket with eggs and some fat back bacon. And look, something he whittled.","text_w_direction":"Ryan, come on. I am sorry. I am sorry. Mose is sorry too. Look, he sent over a basket with eggs and some fat back bacon. And look, something he whittled.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8476,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"You still mad? It's just Jim and I didn't get along, and I didn't want it to be that way again. You know, I wanted us to be a team. An unstoppable team that competed against other teams.","text_w_direction":"You still mad? It's just Jim and I didn't get along, and I didn't want it to be that way again. You know, I wanted us to be a team. An unstoppable team that competed against other teams.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8477,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Look, that, that's not what I wanted, ok. I just wanted to go on a sales call.","text_w_direction":"Look, that, that's not what I wanted, ok. I just wanted to go on a sales call.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8478,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Screwgun. The sales call!","text_w_direction":"Screwgun. The sales call!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8479,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Hey! Hey!","text_w_direction":"[Michael is listening to \"Rock And Roll Part 2 by Gary Glitter\" and everyone can hear it. Kevin singing in unison with the song] Hey! Hey!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8480,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Mr. Kosseli. Hey hey hey, the Cos. What's going on? Do we have a deal? Deal or no deal? Let's make a deal. So what is the deal?","text_w_direction":"Mr. Kosseli. Hey hey hey, the Cos. What's going on? Do we have a deal? Deal or no deal? Let's make a deal. So what is the deal?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8481,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Establish time frames. Keep the phrase \"real dollars\" in their head. And always keep the power in the conversation. That's why you're losing them on the cold calls. Cause you say the word please too much.","text_w_direction":"Establish time frames. Keep the phrase \"real dollars\" in their head. And always keep the power in the conversation. That's why you're losing them on the cold calls. Cause you say the word please too much.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8482,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Wait, can you go back?","text_w_direction":"Wait, can you go back?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8483,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael always said, K.I.S.S. Keep it simple, stupid. Great advice, hurts my feelings every time.","text_w_direction":"Michael always said, K.I.S.S. Keep it simple, stupid. Great advice, hurts my feelings every time.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8484,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Ok, I'm going to establish time frames.","text_w_direction":"Ok, I'm going to establish time frames.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8485,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Good.","text_w_direction":"Good.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8486,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"I'm going to put everything in terms of \"real dollars\".","text_w_direction":"I'm going to put everything in terms of \"real dollars\".","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8487,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Right.","text_w_direction":"Right.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8488,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"I'm going to ask a lot of questions that all have sort of positive answers.","text_w_direction":"I'm going to ask a lot of questions that all have sort of positive answers.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8489,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh huh.","text_w_direction":"Uh huh.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8490,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Saying, that would be better, or we would like that. That sort of thing.","text_w_direction":"Saying, that would be better, or we would like that. That sort of thing.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8491,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Exactly. Yes.","text_w_direction":"Exactly. Yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8492,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"I'm going to try to be confident, but not cocky.","text_w_direction":"I'm going to try to be confident, but not cocky.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8493,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh! Hey! Everyone, I am officially streamlining the efficiency of this corporation. Second...","text_w_direction":"Oh! Hey! Everyone, I am officially streamlining the efficiency of this corporation. Second...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8494,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Second?","text_w_direction":"Second?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8495,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, second, Toby. Second, I am insisting on increased accountability from every single one of you.","text_w_direction":"Yes, second, Toby. Second, I am insisting on increased accountability from every single one of you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8496,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Account...? Michael, what is going on?","text_w_direction":"Account...? Michael, what is going on?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8497,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"And I will be taking questions.","text_w_direction":"And I will be taking questions.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8498,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Did you have a lot of sugar today, Michael?","text_w_direction":"Did you have a lot of sugar today, Michael?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8499,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"What's on your suit?","text_w_direction":"What's on your suit?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8500,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Carmel Dip. But, one question at a time please. Phyllis, Stanley. I want you to switch desks, I'm going to reorganize and restructure the physical layout of the office to maximize everything! I think we're getting a lot done, don't you? On paper at least. And we are, after all, a paper company. Are we not, are we not, are we not? Are you with me, are you with me? Thank you very much!","text_w_direction":"Carmel Dip. But, one question at a time please. Phyllis, Stanley. I want you to switch desks, I'm going to reorganize and restructure the physical layout of the office to maximize everything! I think we're getting a lot done, don't you? On paper at least. And we are, after all, a paper company. Are we not, are we not, are we not? Are you with me, are you with me? Thank you very much!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8501,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"They really didn't like me.","text_w_direction":"They really didn't like me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8502,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"They did not. They didn't have to say it to your face.","text_w_direction":"They did not. They didn't have to say it to your face.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8503,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"I don't get it. I don't get what I did wrong.","text_w_direction":"I don't get it. I don't get what I did wrong.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8504,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Not everything's a lesson, Ryan. Sometimes you just fail. It's those online paper jerks. The whole business is changing. You know what? They're going to be screwed once this whole internet fad is over. What are you doing? Oh no no no no! Ryan! Yes! Ryan the temp! Come on! Courtesy of Dunder Mifflin. Come on! Drive.","text_w_direction":"Not everything's a lesson, Ryan. Sometimes you just fail. It's those online paper jerks. The whole business is changing. You know what? They're going to be screwed once this whole internet fad is over. What are you doing? [Ryan throws egg at building] Oh no no no no! Ryan! Yes! Ryan the temp! Come on! Courtesy of Dunder Mifflin. Come on! Drive.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8505,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"You drive.","text_w_direction":"You drive.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8506,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Oh, hi Jan. He's, uh, on a sales call. No message? Bye, Jan.","text_w_direction":"Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Oh, hi Jan. He's, uh, on a sales call. No message? Bye, Jan.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8507,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Temp! Temp! Temp! Temp! Ryan! Ryan! Ryan! Ryan! Yes! Just think, that temp agency could have sent you anywhere.","text_w_direction":"[Dwight chokes as Ryan downs a beer in one drink] Temp! Temp! Temp! Temp! Ryan! Ryan! Ryan! Ryan! Yes! Just think, that temp agency could have sent you anywhere.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8508,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"I think about that all the time.","text_w_direction":"I think about that all the time.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8509,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Night, Pam.","text_w_direction":"Night, Pam.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8510,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Night.","text_w_direction":"Night.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8511,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, what time is it?","text_w_direction":"Hey, what time is it?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8512,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"20 past 5.","text_w_direction":"20 past 5.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8513,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"AM or PM?","text_w_direction":"AM or PM?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8514,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"PM.","text_w_direction":"PM.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8515,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, good.","text_w_direction":"Oh, good.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8516,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"These came for you. Contracts? Brent Koselli?","text_w_direction":"These came for you. Contracts? Brent Koselli?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8517,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh. Koselli. With the Jello.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Koselli. With the Jello.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8518,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"This is a huge sale.","text_w_direction":"This is a huge sale.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8519,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. Right. Good.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Right. Good.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8520,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Night, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Night, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8521,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Goodnight!","text_w_direction":"Goodnight!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8522,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Dunder Mifflin.","text_w_direction":"[phone rings] Dunder Mifflin.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8523,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Ah, hey.","text_w_direction":"Ah, hey.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8524,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Oh my God.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8525,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8526,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8527,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Sorry, I forgot Kevin's extension. It's a fantasy football thing.","text_w_direction":"Sorry, I forgot Kevin's extension. It's a fantasy football thing.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8528,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8529,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"And I was just going to go through the system cause I didn't think you'd be there. Why, why are you still there?","text_w_direction":"And I was just going to go through the system cause I didn't think you'd be there. Why, why are you still there?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8530,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I had to work late. Jan's making me keep a log of everything Michael does all day.","text_w_direction":"I had to work late. Jan's making me keep a log of everything Michael does all day.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8531,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Wow. Do you think you could send me a copy of that?","text_w_direction":"Wow. Do you think you could send me a copy of that?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8532,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, totally. So...","text_w_direction":"Yeah, totally. So...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8533,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"So...","text_w_direction":"So...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8534,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Do you...","text_w_direction":"Do you...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8535,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, I'm sorry. Go ahead.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'm sorry. Go ahead.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8536,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Uh, no, I um. Everything's pretty much the same here.","text_w_direction":"Uh, no, I um. Everything's pretty much the same here.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8537,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, good.","text_w_direction":"Oh, good.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8538,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"A little different. What time is it there?","text_w_direction":"A little different. What time is it there?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8539,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"What time is it here? Um, we're in the same time zone.","text_w_direction":"What time is it here? Um, we're in the same time zone.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8540,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, yeah. Right.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah. Right.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8541,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"How far away did you think we were?","text_w_direction":"How far away did you think we were?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8542,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I don't know. It felt far.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. It felt far.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8543,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. I have a question for you.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I have a question for you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8544,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8545,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"How many words per minute does the average person type?","text_w_direction":"How many words per minute does the average person type?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8546,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I type 90.","text_w_direction":"I type 90.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8547,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Shut up. Mavis Beacon doesn't even type 90.","text_w_direction":"Shut up. Mavis Beacon doesn't even type 90.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8548,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"It's true.","text_w_direction":"It's true.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8549,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Ok, I said average.","text_w_direction":"Ok, I said average.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8550,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"70? How many do you type?","text_w_direction":"70? How many do you type?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8551,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Forget it. I was just about to brag but forget it.","text_w_direction":"Forget it. I was just about to brag but forget it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8552,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Come on. Tell me.","text_w_direction":"Come on. Tell me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8553,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8554,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"You have to tell me now.","text_w_direction":"You have to tell me now.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8555,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"65. Ok, no need to laugh.","text_w_direction":"65. Ok, no need to laugh.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8556,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"No, it's, that's respectable.","text_w_direction":"No, it's, that's respectable.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8557,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Respectable?","text_w_direction":"Respectable?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8558,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"So ok. I'm watching the movie, by myself...","text_w_direction":"So ok. I'm watching the movie, by myself...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8559,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Right.","text_w_direction":"Right.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8560,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Because I just wanted a relaxing evening at home...","text_w_direction":"Because I just wanted a relaxing evening at home...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8561,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8562,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"And, I'm freaking out.","text_w_direction":"And, I'm freaking out.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8563,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8564,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"That movie is so scary!","text_w_direction":"That movie is so scary!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8565,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"I know!","text_w_direction":"I know!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8566,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"But I'm holding on because I keep waiting for Sandra Bullock to show up.","text_w_direction":"But I'm holding on because I keep waiting for Sandra Bullock to show up.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8567,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"No way. How do you confuse 28 Days with 28 Days Later?","text_w_direction":"No way. How do you confuse 28 Days with 28 Days Later?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8568,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Because I got it at Blockbuster and they don't put the pictures on the box.","text_w_direction":"Because I got it at Blockbuster and they don't put the pictures on the box.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8569,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"No, you're making this up!","text_w_direction":"No, you're making this up!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8570,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Would I make that up?","text_w_direction":"Would I make that up?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8571,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Yes. Fancy New Beesley would make that up. New apartment, new stories.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Fancy New Beesley would make that up. New apartment, new stories.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8572,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, yeah, in my fancy new apartment. I have one bedroom, one bathroom, and a closet.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah, in my fancy new apartment. I have one bedroom, one bathroom, and a closet.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8573,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"And how many kitchens?","text_w_direction":"And how many kitchens?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8574,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I have one kitchen.","text_w_direction":"I have one kitchen.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8575,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Wow, you got totally taken for a ride Beesley.","text_w_direction":"Wow, you got totally taken for a ride Beesley.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8576,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"It's actually...","text_w_direction":"It's actually...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8577,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Most apartments these days have like three.","text_w_direction":"Most apartments these days have like three.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8578,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Three kitchens?","text_w_direction":"Three kitchens?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8579,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Yes! How are you going to cook every meal of the day in one kitchen?","text_w_direction":"Yes! How are you going to cook every meal of the day in one kitchen?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8580,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, Ryan, are you ok?","text_w_direction":"[Ryan and Dwight enter] Hey, Ryan, are you ok?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8581,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Pam?","text_w_direction":"Pam?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8582,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah. Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8583,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Pam?","text_w_direction":"Pam?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8584,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Um. Ok, bye.","text_w_direction":"Um. Ok, bye.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8585,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, yeah, I should, I should, I should probably go too.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah, I should, I should, I should probably go too.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8586,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"No, I was um...","text_w_direction":"No, I was um...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8587,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, no no.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no no.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8588,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"You have to go?","text_w_direction":"You have to go?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8589,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, uh, well.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, uh, well.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8590,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"No, I should probably go too.","text_w_direction":"No, I should probably go too.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8591,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8592,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I mean, yeah.","text_w_direction":"I mean, yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8593,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. Bye Pam.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Bye Pam.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8594,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Bye Jim.","text_w_direction":"Bye Jim.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8595,"season":3,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Initiation","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"Three hundred and sixty four days, 'till the next Pretzel Day.","text_w_direction":"Three hundred and sixty four days, 'till the next Pretzel Day.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2006-10-19"}
{"index":8596,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Here you go.","text_w_direction":"Here you go.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8597,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Nice dress, Ryan.","text_w_direction":"Nice dress, Ryan.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8598,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"It's not a dress. It's a kurta.","text_w_direction":"It's not a dress. It's a kurta.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8599,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"[laughing] OK.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8600,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Tonight, one of our most ethnic co-workers, Kelly, has invited us all to a Diwali celebration put on by her community. What is Diwali, you may ask? Well, to have Kelly explain it it's ada blah blah blah, it's so super fun and it's going to be great. Lot of gods with unpronounceable names. Twenty minutes later you find out that is essentially a Hindu Halloween.","text_w_direction":"Tonight, one of our most ethnic co-workers, Kelly, has invited us all to a Diwali celebration put on by her community. What is Diwali, you may ask? Well, to have Kelly explain it [girly voice] it's ada blah blah blah, it's so super fun and it's going to be great. [normal voice] Lot of gods with unpronounceable names. Twenty minutes later you find out that is essentially a Hindu Halloween.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8601,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"You look so handsome.","text_w_direction":"You look so handsome.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8602,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Really you do. I love the material.","text_w_direction":"Really you do. I love the material.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8603,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8604,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"How come you didn't get me one?","text_w_direction":"How come you didn't get me one?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8605,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"I...","text_w_direction":"I...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8606,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Ok, so, between Meredith's Mini-van and if I borrow Bob's Yukon that should fit about twelve people.","text_w_direction":"Ok, so, between Meredith's Mini-van and if I borrow Bob's Yukon that should fit about twelve people.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8607,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I actually might not go. Feeling kind of tired.","text_w_direction":"I actually might not go. Feeling kind of tired.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8608,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Do you want to make Appletini's and watch 's*x and the City' at my place?","text_w_direction":"Do you want to make Appletini's and watch 's*x and the City' at my place?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8609,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, I don't know. I haven't decided yet.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I don't know. I haven't decided yet.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8610,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"I don't get why you won't go. Did I do something wrong? I mean, I thought we were really close friends.","text_w_direction":"I don't get why you won't go. Did I do something wrong? I mean, I thought we were really close friends.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8611,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I just feel kind of tired, you know.","text_w_direction":"I just feel kind of tired, you know.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8612,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Maybe you've got mono.","text_w_direction":"Maybe you've got mono.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8613,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Maybe. I just ...I don't really have anyone to go with.","text_w_direction":"Maybe. I just ...I don't really have anyone to go with.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8614,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Well, go with Dwight. He's single, too. Right?","text_w_direction":"Well, go with Dwight. He's single, too. Right?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8615,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, totally single. Hundred percent available.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, totally single. Hundred percent available.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8616,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Are you guys going to this Indian thing tonight?","text_w_direction":"Are you guys going to this Indian thing tonight?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8617,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Roy","text":"I don't know. Who's... uh, who's going?","text_w_direction":"I don't know. Who's... uh, who's going?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8618,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Oooh. Do you mean like, is Pam going?","text_w_direction":"Oooh. Do you mean like, is Pam going?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8619,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Don't go. They eat monkey brains.","text_w_direction":"Don't go. They eat monkey brains.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8620,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hey. Hey. Stop that. That is offensive. Indians do not eat monkey brains. And if they do... sign me up... because I am sure that they are very tasty and nutritional.","text_w_direction":"Hey. Hey. Stop that. That is offensive. Indians do not eat monkey brains. And if they do... sign me up... because I am sure that they are very tasty and nutritional.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8621,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"It's important that this company celebrates its diversity. And you know what, Stanley? Come Kwanzaa time, I have got you covered, baby.","text_w_direction":"It's important that this company celebrates its diversity. And you know what, Stanley? Come Kwanzaa time, I have got you covered, baby.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8622,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"I don't celebrate Kwanzaa.","text_w_direction":"I don't celebrate Kwanzaa.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8623,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Wha? Really? You should! It's fun.","text_w_direction":"Wha? Really? You should! It's fun.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8624,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I love the people here. And if there was one thing I di... don't really care for is that they can be terribly, terribly ignorant about other cultures. And I don't want them embarrassing me in front of my girlfriend, Carol.","text_w_direction":"I love the people here. And if there was one thing I di... don't really care for is that they can be terribly, terribly ignorant about other cultures. And I don't want them embarrassing me in front of my girlfriend, Carol.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8625,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Diwali is a very important holiday for the Hindus. But, frankly, I'm a little appalled that none of you know very much about Indian culture. So, without further ado, Kelly you are on.","text_w_direction":"Diwali is a very important holiday for the Hindus. But, frankly, I'm a little appalled that none of you know very much about Indian culture. So, without further ado, Kelly you are on.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8626,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Um... Diwali is awesome... and there's food... and there's going to be dancing... and... Oh! I got the raddest outfit. It has, um...","text_w_direction":"Um... Diwali is awesome... and there's food... and there's going to be dancing... and... Oh! I got the raddest outfit. It has, um...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8627,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Kelly?","text_w_direction":"Kelly?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8628,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Sparkles...","text_w_direction":"Sparkles...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8629,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Um... why don't you tell us a little bit about the origins of the holiday.","text_w_direction":"Um... why don't you tell us a little bit about the origins of the holiday.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8630,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh, um... I don't know. It's really old, I think.","text_w_direction":"Oh, um... I don't know. It's really old, I think.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8631,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"How many gods do you have?","text_w_direction":"How many gods do you have?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8632,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Like hundreds, I think. Maybe more than that.","text_w_direction":"Like hundreds, I think. Maybe more than that.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8633,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"And that blue busty gal? What's her story?","text_w_direction":"[points at picture on the wall] And that blue busty gal? What's her story?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8634,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"She looks like Pam from the neck down.","text_w_direction":"She looks like Pam from the neck down.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8635,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Pam wishes. Kelly, I'll take this one. Diwali is a Celebration of the Coronation of the God-King Rama. After his epic battle with Ravana, the Demon King of Lanka. It symbolizes the battle between good and evil...","text_w_direction":"Pam wishes. [generalized laughing] Kelly, I'll take this one. Diwali is a Celebration of the Coronation of the God-King Rama. After his epic battle with Ravana, the Demon King of Lanka. It symbolizes the battle between good and evil...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8636,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"All right, all right, all right, all right. This isn't 'Lord of the Rings'.","text_w_direction":"All right, all right, all right, all right. This isn't 'Lord of the Rings'.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8637,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Sorry.","text_w_direction":"Sorry.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8638,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I started biking into work. Josh does it and he lives a lot farther away than I do. And also it saves gas money, keeps me in shape... helps the environment. And now I know it makes me really sweaty for work.","text_w_direction":"I started biking into work. Josh does it and he lives a lot farther away than I do. And also it saves gas money, keeps me in shape... helps the environment. And now I know it makes me really sweaty for work.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8639,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Nice basket.","text_w_direction":"Nice basket.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8640,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8641,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Now, a lot of people say that Kelly is one in a million and that's true, but it's also not true. Because, frankly, there are literally billions of people just like Kelly in the world. Here are some famous Indians. Subrahmanyan Chandrasekhar. He is a Nobel prize-winning physicist. Impressive. Apu from the Simpsons. Hilarious. Indian. M. Night Shyamalan. 'The Village', 'Unbreakable', 'Sixth Sense', 'Sig... '","text_w_direction":"Now, a lot of people say that Kelly is one in a million and that's true, but it's also not true. Because, frankly, there are literally billions of people just like Kelly in the world. Here are some famous Indians. [slide show] Subrahmanyan Chandrasekhar. He is a Nobel prize-winning physicist. Impressive. Apu from the Simpsons. Hilarious. Indian. M. Night Shyamalan. 'The Village', 'Unbreakable', 'Sixth Sense', 'Sig... '","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8642,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I see dead people.","text_w_direction":"I see dead people.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8643,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Spoiler... alert.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Spoiler... alert.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8644,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"He was dead the whole time.","text_w_direction":"He was dead the whole time.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8645,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Just stop it. What's the... oh, whoa! Where did that come from?","text_w_direction":"Just stop it. [slide of Michael & Carol kissing] What's the... oh, whoa! [laughs] Where did that come from?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8646,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Tony","text":"Karen, my chips got stuck in the vending machine again. I need your skinny, little arms.","text_w_direction":"Karen, my chips got stuck in the vending machine again. I need your skinny, little arms.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8647,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Oh. Did you shake it?","text_w_direction":"Oh. Did you shake it?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8648,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Tony","text":"Yeah, I shook it, I shook it.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I shook it, I shook it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8649,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"We have such a roller coaster thing, Karen and I.","text_w_direction":"We have such a roller coaster thing, Karen and I.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8650,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"'Scuse me?","text_w_direction":"'Scuse me?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8651,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Roller-coastery friendship. Hot. Cold. On again. Off again. Sexual tension filled type of deal. It's very Sam and Diane.","text_w_direction":"Roller-coastery friendship. Hot. Cold. On again. Off again. Sexual tension filled type of deal. It's very Sam and Diane.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8652,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8653,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"From 'Cheers'.","text_w_direction":"From 'Cheers'.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8654,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yup.","text_w_direction":"Yup.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8655,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"And another thing about the Indian people... they love s*x positions. I present to you the Kama Sutra. I mean look at that. Who's seen that before?","text_w_direction":"And another thing about the Indian people... they love s*x positions. I present to you the Kama Sutra. I mean look at that. Who's seen that before?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8656,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Creed","text":"I have. That's the 'Union of the Monkey'.","text_w_direction":"I have. That's the 'Union of the Monkey'.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8657,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Oh, that's what they call it.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that's what they call it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8658,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"This is the best meeting we've ever had.","text_w_direction":"This is the best meeting we've ever had.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8659,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you, Kevin.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, Kevin.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8660,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"I find this incredibly offensive.","text_w_direction":"I find this incredibly offensive.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8661,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I find it beautiful.","text_w_direction":"Well, I find it beautiful.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8662,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Well, whatever Kelly wants to do in her own house is fine but we shouldn't all be subjected to it.","text_w_direction":"Well, whatever Kelly wants to do in her own house is fine but we shouldn't all be subjected to it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8663,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No...","text_w_direction":"No...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8664,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Actually, she's right. This isn't appropriate. Why don't I take these.","text_w_direction":"Actually, she's right. This isn't appropriate. Why don't I take these.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8665,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, You're not going to collect them.","text_w_direction":"No, You're not going to collect them.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8666,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8667,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No. This is delightful, charming culture.","text_w_direction":"No. This is delightful, charming culture.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8668,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"My Indian Culture Seminar was going great until Toby decided that he was too immature to deal with culturally explicit images. It's just s*x. People... everybody does it. I'm doing it... with Carol! Probably tonight.","text_w_direction":"My Indian Culture Seminar was going great until Toby decided that he was too immature to deal with culturally explicit images. It's just s*x. People... everybody does it. I'm doing it... with Carol! Probably tonight.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8669,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Josh","text":"All right. Think you guys should be all set. Oh, here's the corporate card for dinner.","text_w_direction":"All right. Think you guys should be all set. Oh, here's the corporate card for dinner.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8670,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8671,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Josh","text":"And Karen? Let's keep it to twenty dollars a person this time.","text_w_direction":"And Karen? Let's keep it to twenty dollars a person this time.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8672,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Got it.","text_w_direction":"Got it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8673,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Once a quarter, the sales staff at this branch has to stay late to do order form consolidation... which, amazingly, is even less interesting than it sounds.","text_w_direction":"Once a quarter, the sales staff at this branch has to stay late to do order form consolidation... which, amazingly, is even less interesting than it sounds.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8674,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"You guys ready to party?","text_w_direction":"You guys ready to party?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8675,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"What's that?","text_w_direction":"What's that?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8676,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I said are you ready TO PARTY!","text_w_direction":"I said are you ready TO PARTY!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8677,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Isn't this fun? Not wearing shoes?","text_w_direction":"Isn't this fun? Not wearing shoes?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8678,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"I wish some of us still had our shoes on.","text_w_direction":"I wish some of us still had our shoes on.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8679,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Stop it. It's a disease! I've told you.","text_w_direction":"Stop it. It's a disease! I've told you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8680,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Carol","text":"I thought you said this was a costume party!","text_w_direction":"[wearing cheerleader costume] I thought you said this was a costume party!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8681,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What does that look like to you?","text_w_direction":"[points at woman] What does that look like to you?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8682,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Carol","text":"An Indian woman in a sari.","text_w_direction":"An Indian woman in a sari.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8683,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No one's even going to notice.","text_w_direction":"No one's even going to notice.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8684,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Nice outfit.","text_w_direction":"Nice outfit.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8685,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, Kevin. It's a costume. Why don't you just cool it, okay? Carol? Carol.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Kevin. It's a costume. Why don't you just cool it, okay? Carol? Carol.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8686,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I'll have one of those as well. Thank you very much. Now these are limes, lemons, onions...","text_w_direction":"I'll have one of those as well. Thank you very much. Now these are limes, lemons, onions...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8687,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"I'm a vegetarian. What can I eat?","text_w_direction":"I'm a vegetarian. What can I eat?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8688,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Server","text":"It's all vegetarian.","text_w_direction":"It's all vegetarian.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8689,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"I'll just have some bread. You used your hands.","text_w_direction":"I'll just have some bread. You used your hands.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8690,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, yuck.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yuck. [spits out food]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8691,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Carol","text":"What? Too spicy?","text_w_direction":"What? Too spicy?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8692,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No. These s'mores are disgusting.","text_w_direction":"No. These s'mores are disgusting.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8693,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Carol","text":"They're not s'mores. They're samosas.","text_w_direction":"They're not s'mores. They're samosas.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8694,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Do you think they have any s'mores?","text_w_direction":"Do you think they have any s'mores?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8695,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"All they are is chocolate, graham cracker, and marshmallow. How difficult would that have been?","text_w_direction":"All they are is chocolate, graham cracker, and marshmallow. How difficult would that have been?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8696,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"So, you're Kelly's sisters, huh?","text_w_direction":"So, you're Kelly's sisters, huh?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8697,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Girls","text":"Kelly Zach Braff","text_w_direction":"[laugh] Kelly Zach Braff [speaks in Hindi]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8698,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8699,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Ruka, Nipa, Tiffany. Stop acting like such little losers and just be cool. Come on, Ryan. Come on. Leave him alone. I hate you guys.","text_w_direction":"Ruka, Nipa, Tiffany. Stop acting like such little losers and just be cool. Come on, Ryan. Come on. Leave him alone. I hate you guys.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8700,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"They said something about Zach Braff.","text_w_direction":"They said something about Zach Braff.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8701,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Don't even listen to them. They're so...","text_w_direction":"Don't even listen to them. They're so...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8702,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"No, you don't...","text_w_direction":"No, you don't...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8703,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Very official.","text_w_direction":"Very official.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8704,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I decided to come. Uh... I feel a little under-dressed... but at least I'm not dressed like a slutty cheerleader, right? Is that mean?","text_w_direction":"I decided to come. Uh... I feel a little under-dressed... but at least I'm not dressed like a slutty cheerleader, right? Is that mean?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8705,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Temp! Temp! Pflut! Pflut!","text_w_direction":"Temp! Temp! Pflut! Pflut!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8706,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"I don't even want to hear it. Okay. I didn't come this Diwali to get yelled at!","text_w_direction":"I don't even want to hear it. Okay. I didn't come this Diwali to get yelled at!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8707,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly's Mom","text":"Stop it right now. Ryan is a temporary worker, makes no money. Wally is a whole doctor. So handsome.","text_w_direction":"Stop it right now. Ryan is a temporary worker, makes no money. Wally is a whole doctor. So handsome.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8708,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Uh... excuse me. I want to get a...","text_w_direction":"Uh... excuse me. I want to get a...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8709,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly's Mom","text":"He's a perfect match.","text_w_direction":"He's a perfect match.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8710,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, Big Tuna, you ready?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Big Tuna, you ready?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8711,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8712,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"One. Two. Three. Shot!","text_w_direction":"One. Two. Three. Shot!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8713,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, Holy Mother of God.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Holy Mother of God.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8714,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, that burns! Golly. Um...","text_w_direction":"Oh, that burns! Golly. Um...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8715,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Good.","text_w_direction":"Good.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8716,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Ooh.","text_w_direction":"Ooh.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8717,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Overhead","text":"Looking so crazy, my baby. I'm not myself lately. I'm foolish. I don't do this. I've been playing myself. Baby I don't care. Cuz your love got the best of me. And baby you're making a fool of me.","text_w_direction":"[song by Beyonce Knowles] Looking so crazy, my baby. I'm not myself lately. I'm foolish. I don't do this. I've been playing myself. Baby I don't care. Cuz your love got the best of me. And baby you're making a fool of me.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8718,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Wow, thirty years? And you two only met once before the wedding night?","text_w_direction":"Wow, thirty years? And you two only met once before the wedding night?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8719,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly's Father","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8720,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8721,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly's Father","text":"How long have you been married to the cheerleader?","text_w_direction":"How long have you been married to the cheerleader?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8722,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh! She's not a cheerleader. She thought this was a costume party! Um... no, we're not married... yet!","text_w_direction":"Oh! She's not a cheerleader. She thought this was a costume party! Um... no, we're not married... yet!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8723,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly's Mom","text":"She is very fair.","text_w_direction":"She is very fair.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8724,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"She is. Very fair and very kind. So... um... tell me, is your marriage the kind of thing where when you die she has to throw herself on a fire? No? Okay. It's still very cool. Ok. Thanks!","text_w_direction":"She is. Very fair and very kind. So... um... tell me, is your marriage the kind of thing where when you die she has to throw herself on a fire? No? Okay. It's still very cool. Ok. Thanks!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8725,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"One. Two. Three. Shot!","text_w_direction":"One. Two. Three. Shot!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8726,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8727,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Carol","text":"Are you okay?","text_w_direction":"Are you okay?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8728,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I'm going to be. Hi, I'm just going to get this for a sec... just a sec. Um... everyone? I'm sorry, could I have your attention, please. Thank you. Ah-hah... Hi. Sorry. I just have an announcement to make. Um... okay. I have learned a lot about Indian culture tonight. But I have learned even more about love. And I know you're all thinking 'who is this crazy gringo and what is he talking about?' Well, I'm not crazy. Maybe I'm crazy in love. So without further ado, Carol? Carol Stills. I would like you to do me the honor of making me your husband.","text_w_direction":"I'm going to be. [to DJ] Hi, I'm just going to get this for a sec... just a sec. [speaks in microphone] Um... everyone? I'm sorry, could I have your attention, please. Thank you. Ah-hah... Hi. Sorry. I just have an announcement to make. Um... okay. I have learned a lot about Indian culture tonight. But I have learned even more about love. And I know you're all thinking 'who is this crazy gringo and what is he talking about?' Well, I'm not crazy. Maybe I'm crazy in love. So without further ado, Carol? Carol Stills. I would like you to do me the honor of making me your husband.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8729,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Crowd","text":"Awww!","text_w_direction":"Awww!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8730,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Carol","text":"Oh, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Michael.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8731,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What do you say?","text_w_direction":"What do you say?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8732,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Carol","text":"Can we talk about this in private?","text_w_direction":"Can we talk about this in private?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8733,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I didn't hear you.","text_w_direction":"I didn't hear you. [laughs]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8734,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Carol","text":"Can we talk about this in private?","text_w_direction":"[louder] Can we talk about this in private?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8735,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, you've got to be kidding me. Okay.","text_w_direction":"[lowers microphone] Oh, you've got to be kidding me. Okay.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8736,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No. I get it. I get it. You're not ready. We'll wait. This is a classic...","text_w_direction":"No. I get it. I get it. You're not ready. We'll wait. This is a classic...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8737,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Carol","text":"This is the ninth date, Michael.","text_w_direction":"This is the ninth date, Michael.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8738,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, well, but I ... I feel like I've known you many lifetimes. Maybe I'm Hindu after all. Okay, I'm not Hindu, but... Carol. Carol, I just... I feel like... I just like you so much.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well, but I ... I feel like I've known you many lifetimes. Maybe I'm Hindu after all. Okay, I'm not Hindu, but... Carol. Carol, I just... I feel like... I just like you so much.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8739,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Carol","text":"I better go. Okay, you can find a way home, all right?","text_w_direction":"I better go. Okay, you can find a way home, all right?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8740,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8741,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Carol","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8742,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Ok. Okay. Good night. Hey, you know what? Why don't I come with you. Cause I've got this book called the Kama Sutra.","text_w_direction":"Ok. Okay. Good night. [louder] Hey, you know what? Why don't I come with you. Cause I've got this book called the Kama Sutra.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8743,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Carol","text":"Okay, good night, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Okay, good night, Michael.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8744,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"All right. Good night.","text_w_direction":"All right. Good night.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8745,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Well, I was a Temp but I got promoted. So, um... the compensation is a lot more competitive.","text_w_direction":"Well, I was a Temp but I got promoted. So, um... the compensation is a lot more competitive.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8746,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly's Mom","text":"So you're saving money...","text_w_direction":"So you're saving money...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8747,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8748,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly's Mom","text":"...to start a family and home.","text_w_direction":"...to start a family and home.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8749,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Oh, um... or travel. And,um... and buy an Xbox.","text_w_direction":"Oh, um... or travel. And,um... and buy an Xbox.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8750,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly's Father","text":"Is there anything you wanted to ask us tonight?","text_w_direction":"Is there anything you wanted to ask us tonight?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8751,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Can you believe my boss proposed to his girlfriend in public? That is so Michael.","text_w_direction":"Can you believe my boss proposed to his girlfriend in public? That is so Michael.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8752,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Young Man","text":"Is it? He's really outgoing, huh?","text_w_direction":"Is it? He's really outgoing, huh?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8753,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah. Hey, would you excuse me for a second?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Hey, would you excuse me for a second?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8754,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"It's hot in there. How's the naan?","text_w_direction":"It's hot in there. How's the naan?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8755,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Dry. You look like you were having fun.","text_w_direction":"Dry. You look like you were having fun.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8756,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I am. You should come dance with us.","text_w_direction":"I am. You should come dance with us.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8757,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"I have to watch our shoes so they don't get stolen. Who were you texting?","text_w_direction":"I have to watch our shoes so they don't get stolen. Who were you texting?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8758,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"No one.","text_w_direction":"No one.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8759,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I went to the doctor. I went to the mountains. I looked to the children...","text_w_direction":"[sings Indigo Girls] I went to the doctor. I went to the mountains. I looked to the children...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8760,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Andy, no acappella.","text_w_direction":"Andy, no acappella.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8761,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I looked to the children, I drank from the fountain.","text_w_direction":"[sings] I looked to the children, I drank from the fountain.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8762,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy and Jim","text":"There's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line","text_w_direction":"[sing] There's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8763,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Wait, wait.","text_w_direction":"Wait, wait.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8764,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy and Jim","text":"the less I seek my source...","text_w_direction":"[sing] the less I seek my source...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8765,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Oh, come on, guys. Please.","text_w_direction":"Oh, come on, guys. Please.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8766,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy and Jim","text":"the closer I am to fi-i-i-ne. The closer I am to..","text_w_direction":"[sing] the closer I am to fi-i-i-ne. The closer I am to..","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8767,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"It's not good.","text_w_direction":"It's not good.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8768,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy and Jim","text":"fi-i-i-ine!","text_w_direction":"[sing] fi-i-i-ine!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8769,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"TUNA! Are you kidding me!!","text_w_direction":"TUNA! Are you kidding me!!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8770,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, God! Oh. Wow.","text_w_direction":"Oh, God! [chokes on food] Oh. Wow.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8771,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Here.","text_w_direction":"Here. [hands drink]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8772,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"That's so spicy.","text_w_direction":"That's so spicy.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8773,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8774,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh. You waiting for a call?","text_w_direction":"Oh. You waiting for a call?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8775,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Uh... no.","text_w_direction":"Uh... no.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8776,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Wow. Pam. When Carol said 'No.' tonight, I think I finally realized how you must be feeling. We are both the victims of broken engagements.","text_w_direction":"Wow. Pam. When Carol said 'No.' tonight, I think I finally realized how you must be feeling. We are both the victims of broken engagements.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8777,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Well, you were never really engaged.","text_w_direction":"Well, you were never really engaged.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8778,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I was in that marriage arena, though.","text_w_direction":"I was in that marriage arena, though.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8779,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8780,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. Uuuuh... well.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Uuuuh... well.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8781,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I kind of thought something would happen tonight too.","text_w_direction":"I kind of thought something would happen tonight too.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8782,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"We're so alike. So alike.","text_w_direction":"We're so alike. So alike. [leans in to kiss her]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8783,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8784,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8785,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I'm rejecting your...","text_w_direction":"I'm rejecting your...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8786,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I'm... what? I didn't","text_w_direction":"I'm... what? I didn't","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8787,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"...kiss.","text_w_direction":"...kiss.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8788,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Can I have a ride home?","text_w_direction":"[scoffing noises] Can I have a ride home?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8789,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"If you sit in the back.","text_w_direction":"If you sit in the back.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8790,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Goodnight, guys.","text_w_direction":"Goodnight, guys.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8791,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Can I have a ride, man? I... uh... I have my bike.","text_w_direction":"Can I have a ride, man? I... uh... I have my bike.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8792,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"No way, dude. I am not driving home. I have brought an inflatable bed for just such occasions. You're welcome to share it though. It's a roomy twin.","text_w_direction":"No way, dude. I am not driving home. I have brought an inflatable bed for just such occasions. You're welcome to share it though. It's a roomy twin.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8793,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8794,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8795,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Hey dummy, get in the car!","text_w_direction":"Hey dummy, get in the car!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8796,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I'm a drunk driver.","text_w_direction":"I'm a drunk driver.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8797,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Yes, you are. Here. Let me take that. Just... uh... get in the car.","text_w_direction":"Yes, you are. Here. Let me take that. Just... uh... get in the car.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8798,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Man, you can really hold your liquor, Billabelli.","text_w_direction":"Man, you can really hold your liquor, Billabelli.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8799,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Yeah, you can't.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you can't.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8800,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No kidding. And I am just going to lie down in the back, if that's all right.","text_w_direction":"No kidding. And I am just going to lie down in the back, if that's all right.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8801,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Sure. Here's your bag. Just don't puke on anything. You okay?","text_w_direction":"Sure. Here's your bag. Just don't puke on anything. You okay?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8802,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"So good.","text_w_direction":"So good.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8803,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Good.","text_w_direction":"Good.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8804,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"These are not my shoes. This is just like that show 'Taxi Cab Confessions'.","text_w_direction":"These are not my shoes. This is just like that show 'Taxi Cab Confessions'.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8805,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"You say one more word; I'm stopping the car.","text_w_direction":"You say one more word; I'm stopping the car.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8806,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Sorry.","text_w_direction":"Sorry.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8807,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"This is going out to Indians everywhere. It's a tribute to one of the greats... Mr. Adam Sandler. Diwali is a festival of lights. Let me tell you something. Tonight has been one crazy night. So put on your saris, it's time to celebrate Diwali. Everybody looks so jolly. But it's not Christmas, it's Diwali. The goddess of destruction Kali stopped by to celebrate Diwali. Don't invite any zombies to a celebration of Diwali. Along came Polly to have some fun at Diwali. If you're Indian and you love to party, have a happy, happy, happy, happy Diwali. Happy Diwali!","text_w_direction":"This is going out to Indians everywhere. It's a tribute to one of the greats... Mr. Adam Sandler. [sings] Diwali is a festival of lights. Let me tell you something. Tonight has been one crazy night. So put on your saris, it's time to celebrate Diwali. Everybody looks so jolly. But it's not Christmas, it's Diwali. The goddess of destruction Kali stopped by to celebrate Diwali. Don't invite any zombies to a celebration of Diwali. Along came Polly to have some fun at Diwali. If you're Indian and you love to party, have a happy, happy, happy, happy Diwali. Happy Diwali!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8808,"season":3,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Diwali","director":"Miguel Arteta","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Crowd","text":"","text_w_direction":"[loud clapping, cheering, and whistling]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":2320,"air_date":"2006-11-02"}
{"index":8809,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8810,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8811,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Who are you faxing so early in the morning?","text_w_direction":"Who are you faxing so early in the morning?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8812,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, umm... kinda hard to explain.","text_w_direction":"Oh, umm... kinda hard to explain.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8813,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"I don't have a ton of contact with the Scranton branch, but, before I left, I took a box of Dwight's stationery, so, from time to time, I send Dwight faxes. From himself. From the future. \"Dwight, at 8 A.M. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight.\"","text_w_direction":"I don't have a ton of contact with the Scranton branch, but, before I left, I took a box of Dwight's stationery, so, from time to time, I send Dwight faxes. From himself. From the future. [reading fax] \"Dwight, at 8 A.M. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight.\"","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8814,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"No! You'll thank me later.","text_w_direction":"No![knocks coffee out of Stanley's hand.] You'll thank me later.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8815,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"There she is - Jan Levinson. First...","text_w_direction":"There she is - Jan Levinson. First...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8816,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8817,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"...thing in the morning. Love to start my morning with a hearty bowl of Jan.","text_w_direction":"...thing in the morning. Love to start my morning with a hearty bowl of Jan.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8818,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8819,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Just call me Levinson in the morning, baby.","text_w_direction":"[singing] Just call me Levinson in the morning, baby.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8820,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8821,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8822,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"I am here to tell you that we are closing the Scranton branch.","text_w_direction":"I am here to tell you that we are closing the Scranton branch.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8823,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I don't understand.","text_w_direction":"I don't understand.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8824,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"The board voted last night to close your branch.","text_w_direction":"The board voted last night to close your branch.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8825,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"On whom's authority?","text_w_direction":"On whom's authority?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8826,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"The board's.","text_w_direction":"The board's.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8827,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8828,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"I'm very sorry. I don't relish telling you this. You've been a big part of this company, and the board asked me to thank you for your years of service.","text_w_direction":"I'm very sorry. I don't relish telling you this. You've been a big part of this company, and the board asked me to thank you for your years of service.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8829,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"You're welcome.","text_w_direction":"You're welcome.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8830,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"A small number of people will be transferred to the Stamford branch, and the rest will be getting severance packages.","text_w_direction":"A small number of people will be transferred to the Stamford branch, and the rest will be getting severance packages.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8831,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Am I a small number person or a severance package person?","text_w_direction":"Am I a small number person or a severance package person?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8832,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Well, we haven't made final decisions about personnel yet. But you're a severance package person.","text_w_direction":"Well, we haven't made final decisions about personnel yet. But you're a severance package person.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8833,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Oh... Oh, my god. Oh, my god! I don't really get it 'cause we're not doing that bad and our numbers are gonna come up.","text_w_direction":"Oh... [burrys head in hands] Oh, my god. Oh, my god! I don't really get it 'cause we're not doing that bad and our numbers are gonna come up.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8834,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Well, it's not all about numbers, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Well, it's not all about numbers, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8835,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Well...","text_w_direction":"Well...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8836,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"It's... it's about talent.","text_w_direction":"It's... it's about talent.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8837,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, you gotta be... Josh?","text_w_direction":"Oh, you gotta be... Josh?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8838,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Our CFO believes that Josh is going to play an important role in our company's future.","text_w_direction":"Our CFO believes that Josh is going to play an important role in our company's future.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8839,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Oh really, what role is that? King of the stupid universe?","text_w_direction":"Oh really, what role is that? King of the stupid universe?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8840,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"It is an outrage, that's all. It's... hey're making a huge, huge mistake. Let's see Josh replace these people. Let's see Josh find another Stanley. You think Stanleys grow on trees? Well they don't. There is no Stanley tree. Do you think the world is crawling with Phyllises? Show me that farm. With Phyllises and Kevins sprouting up all over the place. Ripe for the plucking. Show me that farm.","text_w_direction":"It is an outrage, that's all. It's... hey're making a huge, huge mistake. Let's see Josh replace these people. Let's see Josh find another Stanley. You think Stanleys grow on trees? Well they don't. There is no Stanley tree. Do you think the world is crawling with Phyllises? Show me that farm. With Phyllises and Kevins sprouting up all over the place. Ripe for the plucking. Show me that farm.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8841,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Pictures. Memories. Look at that. They grow up so fast.","text_w_direction":"Pictures. Memories. [Picks up a framed photo of Stanley's daughter from Stanley's desk] Look at that. They grow up so fast.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8842,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey stranger.","text_w_direction":"Hey stranger.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8843,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Don't say that. That just sounds weird. Please.","text_w_direction":"Don't say that. That just sounds weird. Please.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8844,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Sorry. I just feel like we haven't talked in awhile.","text_w_direction":"Sorry. I just feel like we haven't talked in awhile.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8845,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Well... we have nothin to talk about, Dwight. Just do your work ... while you still can.","text_w_direction":"Well... we have nothin to talk about, Dwight. Just do your work ... while you still can.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8846,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight ","text":"When you become close with someone, you develop a kind of sixth sense. You can read their moods like a book. And right now, the title of Michael's book is, \"Something Weird is Going On.\" Colon, \"What Did Jan Say? The Michael Scott Story. By Michael Scott, with Dwight Schrute.\"","text_w_direction":"When you become close with someone, you develop a kind of sixth sense. You can read their moods like a book. And right now, the title of Michael's book is, \"Something Weird is Going On.\" Colon, \"What Did Jan Say? The Michael Scott Story. By Michael Scott, with Dwight Schrute.\"","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8847,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Hey, um... did you hear about your friends in Pennsylvania? Rumor has it that the Scranton Branch is...","text_w_direction":"Hey, um... did you hear about your friends in Pennsylvania? Rumor has it that the Scranton Branch is... [clicks her tongue to her mouth motions chopping off a head]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8848,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Really? Wow... that's bad.","text_w_direction":"Really? Wow... that's bad.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8849,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Um, sorry... the Scranton branch is closing? In your face!","text_w_direction":"Um, sorry... the Scranton branch is closing? [Karen nods and Andy looks at Jim] In your face!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8850,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Well, I work here now.","text_w_direction":"Well, I work here now.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8851,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Mmmm.. suck-ah!","text_w_direction":"Mmmm.. suck-ah!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8852,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Are you okay?","text_w_direction":"Are you okay?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8853,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, great! Amazing. Best physical condition of my life.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, great! Amazing. Best physical condition of my life.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8854,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"What did Jan want?","text_w_direction":"What did Jan want?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8855,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Nothing. Just checking in. I can't tell you, so...","text_w_direction":"Nothing. Just checking in. I can't tell you, so...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8856,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"What can't you tell me?","text_w_direction":"What can't you tell me?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8857,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Nothing, Pam. What difference does it make? We'll be gone in a couple of weeks anyway.","text_w_direction":"Nothing, Pam.[whispers to himself] What difference does it make? We'll be gone in a couple of weeks anyway.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8858,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"What?!","text_w_direction":"What?!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8859,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8860,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"You just said that we're gonna be gone...?","text_w_direction":"You just said that we're gonna be gone...?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8861,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Do I have any messages?","text_w_direction":"Do I have any messages?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8862,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, what's going on?","text_w_direction":"Michael, what's going on?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8863,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, ok...","text_w_direction":"Ok, ok...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8864,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Listen up, everybody... I have some news. We are screwed. Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton is being shut down.","text_w_direction":"[facing the whole office] Listen up, everybody... I have some news. We are screwed. Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton is being shut down.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8865,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"Michael, uh... we shouldn't be talking about this until all the decisions have been made.","text_w_direction":"Michael, uh... we shouldn't be talking about this until all the decisions have been made.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8866,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"You knew about this all along, didn't you?","text_w_direction":"You knew about this all along, didn't you?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8867,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"Jan told me just a few minutes before she told you.","text_w_direction":"Jan told me just a few minutes before she told you.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8868,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Traitor. You are a traitor.","text_w_direction":"Traitor. You are a traitor.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8869,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"What about us, Michael? Do we still have jobs?","text_w_direction":"What about us, Michael? Do we still have jobs?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8870,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know. Probably not. This is the worst.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. Probably not. This is the worst.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8871,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"It makes perfect sense that it would happen today because I just received this in the mail. A thousand business cards with this address and phone number.","text_w_direction":"It makes perfect sense that it would happen today because I just received this in the mail. [holds up cards] A thousand business cards with this address and phone number.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8872,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"I don't want to blame anyone in particular. I think everyone's to blame.","text_w_direction":"I don't want to blame anyone in particular. I think everyone's to blame.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8873,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"If I get to stay and Ryan is laid off, I will kill myself. Like Romeo and Juliet, the Claire Danes one.","text_w_direction":"If I get to stay and Ryan is laid off, I will kill myself. Like Romeo and Juliet, the Claire Danes one.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8874,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Stamford, Connecticut! Stamford, Connecticut!","text_w_direction":"[surrounded by clapping coworkers] Stamford, Connecticut! Stamford, Connecticut!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8875,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"I worked in Scranton for a really long time. And uh, it's going to be weird that it's all disappearing. I mean, I always knew that the branch would shut down someday. I just figured it would be because Michael sold the building for some magic beans.","text_w_direction":"I worked in Scranton for a really long time. And uh, it's going to be weird that it's all disappearing. I mean, I always knew that the branch would shut down someday. I just figured it would be because Michael sold the building for some magic beans.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8876,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Stanley","text":"I couldn't be happier. I'm gonna take the severance and retire. My wife and I are gonna travel. I really couldn't be happier.","text_w_direction":"I couldn't be happier. I'm gonna take the severance and retire. My wife and I are gonna travel. [chuckles] I really couldn't be happier.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8877,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"It's a blessing in disguise. Actually, not even in disguise. Sometimes at home, I answer the phone, \"Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam.\" So, maybe that'll stop now.","text_w_direction":"It's a blessing in disguise. Actually, not even in disguise. Sometimes at home, I answer the phone, \"Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam.\" So, maybe that'll stop now.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8878,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Roy","text":"What does that mean?","text_w_direction":"What does that mean?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8879,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Well, some of us are fired and a few are going to Connecticut.","text_w_direction":"Well, some of us are fired and a few are going to Connecticut.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8880,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Roy","text":"I don't really want to work here without Pam. You know that Cinderella song, \"You Don't Know What You Got (Till It's Gone)\"? That pretty much says it better than how I know how to say it... in words.","text_w_direction":"I don't really want to work here without Pam. You know that Cinderella song, \"You Don't Know What You Got (Till It's Gone)\"? That pretty much says it better than how I know how to say it... in words.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8881,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey Mike.","text_w_direction":"Hey Mike.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8882,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Darryl. Noble Darryl.","text_w_direction":"Darryl. Noble Darryl. [sighs]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8883,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"Look, I heard about the office. Tough break.","text_w_direction":"Look, I heard about the office. Tough break.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8884,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I know, I know. Well, I'll land on my feet. Don't worry about me.","text_w_direction":"I know, I know. Well, I'll land on my feet. Don't worry about me.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8885,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"I wasn't.","text_w_direction":"I wasn't.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8886,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"So, you'll be okay too. You're a warrior. You're smart, capable. You'll find something else and...","text_w_direction":"So, you'll be okay too. You're a warrior. You're smart, capable. You'll find something else and...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8887,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"Actually, Bob Vance bought out the warehouse. So he's keeping on the whole crew. So, we good.","text_w_direction":"Actually, Bob Vance bought out the warehouse. So he's keeping on the whole crew. So, we good.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8888,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Awesome.","text_w_direction":"Awesome.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8889,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"This is my house. The CFO is taking away my house and giving it to Josh. And Josh is giving the garage to Bob Vance.","text_w_direction":"This is my house. The CFO is taking away my house and giving it to Josh. And Josh is giving the garage to Bob Vance.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8890,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"All right, listen up. Some of you may have heard some rumors about the branch closing. But, I am not going to take this lying down. I have a plan and I am going to save our jobs. So just hang in there. Let's go.","text_w_direction":"All right, listen up. Some of you may have heard some rumors about the branch closing. But, I am not going to take this lying down. I have a plan and I am going to save our jobs. So just hang in there. [Looks at Dwight] Let's go.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8891,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8892,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, good... you're bringing Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Oh, good... you're bringing Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8893,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. This might get ugly. I need backup.","text_w_direction":"Yes. This might get ugly. I need backup.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8894,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"What's the plan?","text_w_direction":"What's the plan?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8895,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Go to New York, confront the CFO, show him he's making a mistake... save the branch.","text_w_direction":"Go to New York, confront the CFO, show him he's making a mistake... save the branch.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8896,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Can I drive?","text_w_direction":"Can I drive?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8897,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No... way.","text_w_direction":"No... way.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8898,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Shotgun!","text_w_direction":"Shotgun!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8899,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No. There's no one else.","text_w_direction":"No. There's no one else.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8900,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Still.","text_w_direction":"Still.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8901,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you very much. Okay, secretary says Wallace is away for the day and won't be coming back into the office.","text_w_direction":"Thank you very much. [hangs up cell phone] Okay, secretary says Wallace is away for the day and won't be coming back into the office.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8902,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, okay. Um...","text_w_direction":"Okay, okay. Um...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8903,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"But, do not worry. I have his home address right here.","text_w_direction":"But, do not worry. I have his home address right [presses cell phone button] here.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8904,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8905,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Christmas card list.","text_w_direction":"Christmas card list.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8906,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"You sent him cards? You never met him.","text_w_direction":"You sent him cards? You never met him.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8907,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"But when I do, we'll have something to talk about.","text_w_direction":"But when I do, we'll have something to talk about.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8908,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, do you have a second?","text_w_direction":"Hey, do you have a second?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8909,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Josh","text":"Sure, what's up?","text_w_direction":"Sure, what's up?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8910,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"I know it's not definite or whatever, but uh, do you know who's coming over here from Scranton?","text_w_direction":"I know it's not definite or whatever, but uh, do you know who's coming over here from Scranton?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8911,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Josh","text":"I honestly don't. I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I honestly don't. I don't know.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8912,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, so is it like sales or... accountants?","text_w_direction":"Okay, so is it like sales or... accountants?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8913,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Josh","text":"You know what, Jim, I wouldn't worry about it.","text_w_direction":"You know what, Jim, I wouldn't worry about it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8914,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"What does that mean?","text_w_direction":"What does that mean?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8915,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8916,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Josh","text":"Jan, hey.","text_w_direction":"Jan, hey.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8917,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Oh, good. You're both here. Ready to talk logistics?","text_w_direction":"Oh, good. You're both here. Ready to talk logistics?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8918,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"I just feel like it could have been something special if we could have kept working together, but I'm gonna go someplace else and you're gonna go someplace else. It just doesn't make sense.","text_w_direction":"[to Kelly] I just feel like it could have been something special if we could have kept working together, but I'm gonna go someplace else and you're gonna go someplace else. It just doesn't make sense.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8919,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"This kinda worked out perfectly for me. I got some good experience. Uh, Michael's gonna write me a great recommendation. And as far as me and Kelly goes, I think it's for the best.","text_w_direction":"This kinda worked out perfectly for me. I got some good experience. Uh, Michael's gonna write me a great recommendation. And as far as me and Kelly goes, I think it's for the best.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8920,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, this is it. This is exactly what Michael Moore does, famous documentarian. He goes up to people with a camera and he's like \"Why did you do this? Why did you pollute? You are bad. You're a bad person.\" It's very dramatic. Although, I can't say I was a big fan of 'Bowling for Columbine', because I thought it was going to be a bowling movie, like 'Kingpin'. And it wasn't. It was something else.","text_w_direction":"Okay, this is it. [runs up the stairs of CFO's house, with Dwight] This is exactly what Michael Moore does, famous documentarian. He goes up to people with a camera and he's like \"Why did you do this? Why did you pollute? You are bad. You're a bad person.\" It's very dramatic. Although, I can't say I was a big fan of 'Bowling for Columbine', because I thought it was going to be a bowling movie, like 'Kingpin'. And it wasn't. It was something else.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8921,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"So, Josh will be running what is now called Dunder-Mifflin ,Northeast, which is all the offices north of Stamford. And Jim, fi you want the job, you'll be his number two.","text_w_direction":"So, Josh will be running what is now called Dunder-Mifflin ,Northeast, which is all the offices north of Stamford. And Jim, fi you want the job, you'll be his number two.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8922,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Josh","text":"Wow. Uh, sure. Absolutely.","text_w_direction":"Wow. Uh, sure. Absolutely.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8923,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Awesome.","text_w_direction":"Awesome.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8924,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Josh","text":"Excuse me, Jan, I'm sorry... I'm gonna have to stop you there. I, um, will not be taking the job.","text_w_direction":"Excuse me, Jan, I'm sorry... I'm gonna have to stop you there. I, um, will not be taking the job.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8925,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Wha... excuse... why not?","text_w_direction":"Wha... excuse... why not?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8926,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Josh","text":"As of today, I have accepted a senior managment position at Staples.","text_w_direction":"As of today, I have accepted a senior managment position at Staples.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8927,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Today?","text_w_direction":"Today?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8928,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Josh","text":"","text_w_direction":"[nods]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8929,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"You leveraged your new position with us into another offer?","text_w_direction":"You leveraged your new position with us into another offer?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8930,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Josh","text":"","text_w_direction":"[sighs]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8931,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Damn it, Josh. This whole restructuring thing was based around keeping you. I...","text_w_direction":"Damn it, Josh. This whole restructuring thing was based around keeping you. I...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8932,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Josh","text":"I'm sorry, all right? It's done, it's done.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, all right? It's done, it's done.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8933,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"I'm gonna make some calls.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna make some calls.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8934,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Say what you will about Michael Scott, but he would never do that.","text_w_direction":"Say what you will about Michael Scott, but he would never do that.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8935,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"So, do you know what you're gonna say when he shows up?","text_w_direction":"So, do you know what you're gonna say when he shows up?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8936,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I will improvise. I will speak from the heart.","text_w_direction":"I will improvise. I will speak from the heart.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8937,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"No. Bad idea. You need an attack plan. Here, I'll be him, you be you. Let's practice.","text_w_direction":"No. Bad idea. You need an attack plan. Here, I'll be him, you be you. Let's practice.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8938,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8939,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Dum, dum, dum, dum... coming home from work.","text_w_direction":"[as David Wallace] Dum, dum, dum, dum... coming home from work.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8940,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"M ichael","text":"Excuse me, Mr. Wallace? David Wallace?","text_w_direction":"Excuse me, Mr. Wallace? David Wallace?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8941,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes? What is the meaning of this?","text_w_direction":"Yes? What is the meaning of this?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8942,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael ","text":"Can you tell us why you are shutting down Scranton and putting 15 people out of work?","text_w_direction":"Can you tell us why you are shutting down Scranton and putting 15 people out of work?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8943,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, the branch is no longer finicially viable. It's simple dollars and cents.","text_w_direction":"Well, the branch is no longer finicially viable. It's simple dollars and cents.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8944,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, but these are employees, Sir. These are human beings.","text_w_direction":"Yes, but these are employees, Sir. These are human beings.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8945,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Listen, Scott... we're losing money, okay? It's not a charity; it's a business. And it's a dying business.","text_w_direction":"Listen, Scott... we're losing money, okay? It's not a charity; it's a business. And it's a dying business.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8946,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Stop... stop it! Just, okay. He's not going to say any of that.","text_w_direction":"[no longer talking to Dwight as Wallace] Stop... stop it! Just, okay. He's not going to say any of that.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8947,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Whoa hey, why not?","text_w_direction":"[as himself] Whoa hey, why not?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8948,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Because he'd be intimidated and I, just... let's start again. Just be more scared of me, okay?","text_w_direction":"Because he'd be intimidated and I, just... let's start again. Just be more scared of me, okay?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8949,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8950,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Don't touch me this time.","text_w_direction":"Don't touch me this time.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8951,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Dum, dum, dum, du, doy, du, do... coming home from work...","text_w_direction":"[as David Wallace] Dum, dum, dum, du, doy, du, do... coming home from work...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8952,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Excuse me, Mr. Wallace?","text_w_direction":"Excuse me, Mr. Wallace?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8953,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh!","text_w_direction":"[frightened] Uh!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8954,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"So... we are still scrambling here. But uh, it looks like Scranton is going to absorb Stamford.","text_w_direction":"So... we are still scrambling here. But uh, it looks like Scranton is going to absorb Stamford.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8955,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8956,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"And I know that you just left there a couple of months ago, but we would like to offer you the number two position at that branch.","text_w_direction":"And I know that you just left there a couple of months ago, but we would like to offer you the number two position at that branch.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8957,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8958,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8959,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"No, it's just I'm not sure if I um... well to be quite honest with you, Jan, I have a few unpleasant memories of Scranton. And um...","text_w_direction":"No, it's just I'm not sure if I um... well to be quite honest with you, Jan, I have a few unpleasant memories of Scranton. And um...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8960,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8961,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"No. No, no. Just um... some personal stuff. And I'm not really ready to revist that, I don't think.","text_w_direction":"No. No, no. Just um... some personal stuff. And I'm not really ready to revist that, I don't think.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8962,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Ah. Well, please think about it. And call me. We will do whatever we can to get you to stay.","text_w_direction":"Ah. Well, please think about it. And call me. We will do whatever we can to get you to stay.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8963,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8964,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"Hey guys. Uh, I'm trying to organize a little group lunch for everybody since you know, we're never gonna see each other again.","text_w_direction":"Hey guys. Uh, I'm trying to organize a little group lunch for everybody since you know, we're never gonna see each other again.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8965,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Where are we going?","text_w_direction":"Where are we going?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8966,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"I thought maybe DJ's.","text_w_direction":"I thought maybe DJ's.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8967,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"How about Cugino's?","text_w_direction":"How about Cugino's?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8968,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"I don't want to go all the way to Dunmore.","text_w_direction":"I don't want to go all the way to Dunmore.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8969,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"How 'bout Cooper's then?","text_w_direction":"How 'bout Cooper's then?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8970,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"No seafood.","text_w_direction":"No seafood.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8971,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"But, I don't want to go to DJ's.","text_w_direction":"But, I don't want to go to DJ's.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8972,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Oh, now all of a sudden you get picky?","text_w_direction":"Oh, now all of a sudden you get picky?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8973,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"Okay, forget it.","text_w_direction":"Okay, forget it. [walks away]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8974,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Hooters?","text_w_direction":"Hooters?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8975,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8976,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Ah. Here, replinish your fluids.","text_w_direction":"Ah. [takes a gulp of Gatorade and passes the bottle to Michael] Here, replinish your fluids.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8977,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[takes bottle and cleans off cap with his tie]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8978,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Where's Michael?","text_w_direction":"[in Scranton] Where's Michael?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8979,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"He's not here. I don't know where he is.","text_w_direction":"He's not here. I don't know where he is.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8980,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Wha... what's going on here?","text_w_direction":"[looks around, noticing that no one is working] Wha... what's going on here?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8981,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"We know the branch is closing; Michael told us.","text_w_direction":"We know the branch is closing; Michael told us.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8982,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Ah, god. Okay. You know what everybody? I'm sure there is a better way to do this but I've drive something like 400 miles today and I'm completely exhausted so I'm just gonna tell you. Your branch is not closing; Stamford is closing. Um, for the time being, it seems that all your jobs are safe.","text_w_direction":"Ah, god. Okay. You know what everybody? I'm sure there is a better way to do this but I've drive something like 400 miles today and I'm completely exhausted so I'm just gonna tell you. Your branch is not closing; Stamford is closing. Um, for the time being, it seems that all your jobs are safe.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8983,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8984,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes! [hugs Angela]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8985,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"Stanley!","text_w_direction":"Stanley! [hugs Stanley]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8986,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Is it because of Michael? Did he actually do something?","text_w_direction":"Is it because of Michael? Did he actually do something?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8987,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Well, reasons are not important. Would you just call him, please? Wherever he is... and tell him.","text_w_direction":"Well, reasons are not important. Would you just call him, please? Wherever he is... and tell him.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8988,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Sure, uh, Jan... um, do you know, is anyone coming back to Scranton?","text_w_direction":"Sure, uh, Jan... um, do you know, is anyone coming back to Scranton?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8989,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Back?","text_w_direction":"Back?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8990,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Coming to Scranton. Is anyone coming to Scranton?","text_w_direction":"Coming to Scranton. Is anyone coming to Scranton?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8991,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Uh, we don't know. Probably. A few.","text_w_direction":"Uh, we don't know. Probably. A few.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8992,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"who is it?","text_w_direction":"[referring to Michael's ringing phone] who is it?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8993,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"The office.","text_w_direction":"The office.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8994,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Gonna get it?","text_w_direction":"Gonna get it?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8995,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No, not until I have some good news for them. Not until I have some good news.","text_w_direction":"No, not until I have some good news for them. Not until I have some good news.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8996,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"I guess some new people might be coming from Stamford. Should be fun. New blood.","text_w_direction":"I guess some new people might be coming from Stamford. Should be fun. New blood.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8997,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Is Jim coming back.","text_w_direction":"Is Jim coming back.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8998,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"That's, um... I hadn't thought about it, huh.","text_w_direction":"That's, um... I hadn't thought about it, huh.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":8999,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"I just don't want it to be weird, you know? I mean, I took his old job and his old desk.","text_w_direction":"I just don't want it to be weird, you know? I mean, I took his old job and his old desk.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9000,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, that might be weird. Overall though, we still all have our jobs... so, good news, right?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, that might be weird. Overall though, we still all have our jobs... so, good news, right?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9001,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Oh, yeah, totally.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah, totally.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9002,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"Ahhhhh! I'm so happy we don't have to break up now, Ryan! This is the best day of my whole l ife!","text_w_direction":"Ahhhhh! [hugs Ryan] I'm so happy we don't have to break up now, Ryan! [kisses him] This is the best day of my whole l ife!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9003,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"What you gonna do?","text_w_direction":"What you gonna do?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9004,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"I really don't know. How you doing with all this?","text_w_direction":"I really don't know. How you doing with all this?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9005,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"You know, I'm fine. I'll be better when I know if I have a job.","text_w_direction":"You know, I'm fine. I'll be better when I know if I have a job.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9006,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"You'd actually move to Scranton?","text_w_direction":"You'd actually move to Scranton?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9007,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Yeah, if they let me, I think I... I think I would.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, if they let me, I think I... I think I would.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9008,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"New York City is 45 minutes down the road from here. And you wanna move to Scranton? I dunno. If I were you I'd move to New York?","text_w_direction":"New York City is 45 minutes down the road from here. And you wanna move to Scranton? I dunno. If I were you I'd move to New York?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9009,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Yeah, you know... I might do that. I, who knows? I... I might do that.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you know... I might do that. I, who knows? I... I might do that.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9010,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Josh","text":"Hey Andy!","text_w_direction":"Hey Andy!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9011,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"What's up, Josh?","text_w_direction":"[after screaming and throwing papers around in the kitchen] What's up, Josh?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9012,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Josh","text":"I just want to say thanks. Good luck.","text_w_direction":"I just want to say thanks. Good luck.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9013,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Thanks, man. You, too. Totally.","text_w_direction":"Thanks, man. You, too. Totally.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9014,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Anything?","text_w_direction":"Anything?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9015,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Nothing.","text_w_direction":"Nothing. [puts down binoculars]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9016,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"What if this doesn't work? What is the office actually goes under?","text_w_direction":"What if this doesn't work? What is the office actually goes under?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9017,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Then it was an honor to have worked with you.","text_w_direction":"Then it was an honor to have worked with you.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9018,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"All right, favorite moments in Dunder-Mifflin history. Go.","text_w_direction":"[pats Dwight and sighs] All right, favorite moments in Dunder-Mifflin history. Go.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9019,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"My first day when you hazed me by spraying me with a fire extinguisher.","text_w_direction":"My first day when you hazed me by spraying me with a fire extinguisher.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9020,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"That was hilarious. The foam ...","text_w_direction":"That was hilarious. The foam ...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9021,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh,... my first sale, my promotion to assistant regional manager, our basketball game, when you took me to the hospital, and told me that you cared about me.","text_w_direction":"Uh,... my first sale, my promotion to assistant regional manager, our basketball game, when you took me to the hospital, and told me that you cared about me.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9022,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, right. Okay, that's enough. That's good.","text_w_direction":"Oh, right. Okay, that's enough. That's good.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9023,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"What were your favorite moments?","text_w_direction":"What were your favorite moments?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9024,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, hmm, all of them. I loved them all. Every single one.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hmm, all of them. I loved them all. Every single one.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9025,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"What about when Jan said the branch was closing?","text_w_direction":"What about when Jan said the branch was closing?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9026,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"God, Dwight!","text_w_direction":"God, Dwight!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9027,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, it doesn't...","text_w_direction":"Well, it doesn't...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9028,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Hey Pam, we're going to Poor Richards. Creed's buying shots.","text_w_direction":"Hey Pam, we're going to Poor Richards. Creed's buying shots.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9029,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"No thanks, guys.","text_w_direction":"No thanks, guys.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9030,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9031,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Have fun though.","text_w_direction":"Have fun though.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9032,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Cool.","text_w_direction":"Cool.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9033,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"Hey, I hear Jim's coming back.","text_w_direction":"Hey, I hear Jim's coming back.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9034,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Really? Where did you hear that?","text_w_direction":"Really? Where did you hear that?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9035,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"I was...","text_w_direction":"I was...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9036,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Hey Ryan, you coming?","text_w_direction":"[interupting] Hey Ryan, you coming?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9037,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Uh yeah, we'll meet you there.","text_w_direction":"Uh yeah, we'll meet you there.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9038,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Awesome. Let's go, Phyllis.","text_w_direction":"Awesome. Let's go, Phyllis.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9039,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"I'll tell you later.","text_w_direction":"[to Pam] I'll tell you later.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9040,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9041,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Roy","text":"Crazy day, huh?","text_w_direction":"Crazy day, huh?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9042,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9043,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Roy","text":"Yeah, man! I'm uh... I'm really glad you're still gonna be working here.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, man! I'm uh... I'm really glad you're still gonna be working here.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9044,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, me too.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, me too.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9045,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Maybe this is good. Finding another job is a pain. There's another annoying boss, another desk, I'd have to learn everything all over again. So, there are reasons to stay.","text_w_direction":"Maybe this is good. Finding another job is a pain. There's another annoying boss, another desk, I'd have to learn everything all over again. So, there are reasons to stay.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9046,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, um, I think I am gonna take that job. And Scranton... it's not that bad. So, if they offer you a job there, I think you should take it.","text_w_direction":"Hey, um, I think I am gonna take that job. And Scranton... it's not that bad. So, if they offer you a job there, I think you should take it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9047,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Okay, yeah. Maybe I will.","text_w_direction":"Okay, yeah. Maybe I will.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9048,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9049,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Yeah, I'm happy he said that. I mean, I don't think he's into me or anything, but, I'm kind of into him. So...there you go.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I'm happy he said that. I mean, I don't think he's into me or anything, but, I'm kind of into him. So...there you go.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9050,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"What are we still doing here? It's over. Let's go home. Get the car.","text_w_direction":"What are we still doing here? It's over. Let's go home. Get the car.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9051,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[picks up his beeping cell phone]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9052,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, this was such a stupid idea! This was so stupid. I am such a stupid idiot. I let everybody down. Everybody hates me. I lost everybody's jobs. Nobody likes me anymore!","text_w_direction":"Oh, this was such a stupid idea! This was so stupid. I am such a stupid idiot. I let everybody down. Everybody hates me. I lost everybody's jobs. Nobody likes me anymore!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9053,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh my God!","text_w_direction":"[on the phone] Oh my God!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9054,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"What?!","text_w_direction":"What?!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9055,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9056,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"We did it? We did it.","text_w_direction":"We did it? We did it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9057,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"We did it!","text_w_direction":"We did it!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9058,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael and Dwight","text":"We did it! We did it!","text_w_direction":"We did it! We did it!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9059,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Right here! Right here!","text_w_direction":"Right here! Right here! [pounds his chest against Dwight's]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9060,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael and Dwight","text":"Ouu! Ou! Ouu! Ouu!","text_w_direction":"Ouu! Ou! Ouu! Ouu!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9061,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, baby!","text_w_direction":"Yeah, baby!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9062,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"In your face!","text_w_direction":"In your face!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9063,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"We did it!","text_w_direction":"We did it!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9064,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, man.","text_w_direction":"Oh, man.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9065,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"How did we do it?","text_w_direction":"How did we do it?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9066,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't ... have no idea.","text_w_direction":"I don't ... have no idea.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9067,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I don't understand.","text_w_direction":"I don't understand.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9068,"season":3,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Branch Closing","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"Well for a minute there, I saw myself selling my house, moving to Costa Rica, learning how to surf. But, Costa Rica will still be there. When I'm 65.","text_w_direction":"Well for a minute there, I saw myself selling my house, moving to Costa Rica, learning how to surf. But, Costa Rica will still be there. When I'm 65.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2260,"air_date":"2006-11-09"}
{"index":9069,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"The Stamford branch is closing and everybody's just packing up their stuff. Andy Bernard made these tasteful hats.","text_w_direction":"The Stamford branch is closing and everybody's just packing up their stuff. Andy Bernard made these tasteful hats.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9070,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"That's the other thing you got to watch out... Yo! Tuna! I wanna talk to you about this new boss, Michael Scott.","text_w_direction":"[to office worker] That's the other thing you got to watch out... [to Jim] Yo! Tuna! I wanna talk to you about this new boss, Michael Scott.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9071,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9072,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"So what's he like? Likes? Dislikes? Favorite sports? Favorite movies? Favorite men's magazines?","text_w_direction":"So what's he like? Likes? Dislikes? Favorite sports? Favorite movies? Favorite men's magazines?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9073,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"You know what? I think you just need to meet him.","text_w_direction":"You know what? I think you just need to meet him.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9074,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Playing your cards close to the vest. I get it. Good luck over there, Tuna. Cross me and I will destroy you.","text_w_direction":"Playing your cards close to the vest. I get it. Good luck over there, Tuna. Cross me and I will destroy you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9075,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Sounds good Andy.","text_w_direction":"Sounds good Andy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9076,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Karen","text":"This is going to be an adventure.","text_w_direction":"This is going to be an adventure.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9077,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Yes. This is going to be very interesting. All right, I'm out of here. See you later?","text_w_direction":"Yes. This is going to be very interesting. All right, I'm out of here. See you later?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9078,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Karen","text":"Right on. Hey is that Josh's computer?","text_w_direction":"Right on. [to Andy] Hey is that Josh's computer?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9079,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9080,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9081,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Toby","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9082,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"How'd the run go?","text_w_direction":"How'd the run go?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9083,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Toby","text":"Ah, pretty good. I finished.","text_w_direction":"Ah, pretty good. I finished.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9084,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"That's great!","text_w_direction":"That's great!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9085,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Psh, why is that great?","text_w_direction":"Psh, why is that great?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9086,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Because he accomplished something.","text_w_direction":"Because he accomplished something.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9087,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"What was your mile time?","text_w_direction":"What was your mile time?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9088,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Toby","text":"About seven.","text_w_direction":"About seven.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9089,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"I could beat that on a skateboard.","text_w_direction":"[scoffs] I could beat that on a skateboard.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9090,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Toby","text":"Well, that has wheels.","text_w_direction":"Well, that has wheels.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9091,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, well my feet don't. And I can still crush that time.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well my feet don't. And I can still crush that time.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9092,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Really, Dwight? How fast are you?","text_w_direction":"Really, Dwight? How fast are you?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9093,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Let's just put it this way. Last weekend I outran a black pepper snake.","text_w_direction":"Let's just put it this way. Last weekend I outran a black pepper snake.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9094,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9095,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"I am fast. To give you a reference point. I'm somewhere between a snake and a mongoose. And a panther.","text_w_direction":"I am fast. To give you a reference point. I'm somewhere between a snake and a mongoose. And a panther.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9096,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Man, what is taking Toby so long?","text_w_direction":"Man, what is taking Toby so long?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9097,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, I'll just time him later.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'll just time him later.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9098,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"And you'll compare the times?","text_w_direction":"And you'll compare the times?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9099,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah. Are you ready?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Are you ready?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9100,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"No, my groin...","text_w_direction":"No, my groin...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9101,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Set","text_w_direction":"Set","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9102,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"...is really tight.","text_w_direction":"...is really tight.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9103,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Go!","text_w_direction":"Go!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9104,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"I can't...","text_w_direction":"I can't... [starts running]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9105,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Am I being mean to Dwight? I don't know. I did just make him run around the building and I have no intention of timing him. This isn't even a stopwatch. It's a digital thermometer. He does make my life harder, sometimes. And on purpose. Like he tried to put meters on the bathroom stalls as a way of bringing in more money for the company. Hey, three more laps to go. Gotta pick it up if you're going to beat Toby.","text_w_direction":"Am I being mean to Dwight? I don't know. I did just make him run around the building and I have no intention of timing him. This isn't even a stopwatch. It's a digital thermometer. He does make my life harder, sometimes. And on purpose. Like he tried to put meters on the bathroom stalls as a way of bringing in more money for the company. [yells to Dwight] Hey, three more laps to go. Gotta pick it up if you're going to beat Toby.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9106,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Aaaaah!","text_w_direction":"Aaaaah!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9107,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"I should probably get back to work.","text_w_direction":"I should probably get back to work.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9108,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Here... Who's here?","text_w_direction":"Here... Who's here?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9109,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Nametag?","text_w_direction":"Nametag?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9110,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, please.","text_w_direction":"Yes, please.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9111,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Karen Filippelli.","text_w_direction":"Karen Filippelli.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9112,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Karen Filip... Ka-ren Fili-pell-li.","text_w_direction":"Karen Filip... [In Italian voice] Ka-ren Fili-pell-li.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9113,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Probably Italian. Possibly Filipino.","text_w_direction":"Probably Italian. Possibly Filipino.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9114,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9115,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"My branch is absorbing the Stamford branch. Or, as I like to put it, my family is doubling in size. That's all I'm going to say about it because I have a gigantic performance ahead of me. And I have to get into my head and focus.","text_w_direction":"My branch is absorbing the Stamford branch. Or, as I like to put it, my family is doubling in size. That's all I'm going to say about it because I have a gigantic performance ahead of me. And I have to get into my head and focus. [exhales]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9116,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Who's next?","text_w_direction":"Who's next?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9117,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"That's Andy Bernard.","text_w_direction":"That's Andy Bernard.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9118,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Andy Bernard.","text_w_direction":"Andy Bernard.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9119,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"If I were you...","text_w_direction":"If I were you...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9120,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Saint Bernard.","text_w_direction":"Saint Bernard.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9121,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"...I would fire Anthony Gardner...","text_w_direction":"...I would fire Anthony Gardner...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9122,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9123,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"...before noon...","text_w_direction":"...before noon...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9124,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I'm not...","text_w_direction":"I'm not...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9125,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"...to consolidate power.","text_w_direction":"...to consolidate power.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9126,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I'm not firing somebody on the first day.","text_w_direction":"I'm not firing somebody on the first day.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9127,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"No, no, no! Not somebody. Gardner.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no! Not somebody. Gardner.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9128,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"The Japanese camp guards of World War II always chose one man to kill whenever a batch of new prisoners arrived. I always wondered how they chose the man who was to die. I think I would have been good at choosing the person.","text_w_direction":"The Japanese camp guards of World War II always chose one man to kill whenever a batch of new prisoners arrived. I always wondered how they chose the man who was to die. I think I would have been good at choosing the person.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9129,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Good morning!","text_w_direction":"Good morning!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9130,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Got the food? Good! Looky-looky-looky. What I want you to do... set it up in the conference room, please. Make it look nice. As if you are trying to impress a much older man who's way out of your league.","text_w_direction":"Got the food? Good! Looky-looky-looky. What I want you to do... set it up in the conference room, please. Make it look nice. As if you are trying to impress a much older man who's way out of your league.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9131,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9132,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Yes! I'm in a good mood today! I'm excited to meet all the new people and to see my old friend again, definitely. That's always a thing that makes people happy... to have an old friend back.","text_w_direction":"Yes! I'm in a good mood today! I'm excited to meet all the new people and to see my old friend again, definitely. That's always a thing that makes people happy... to have an old friend back.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9133,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Hannah","text":"Hello?","text_w_direction":"Hello?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9134,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Ah! Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. Our first arrival. Welcome to Scranton. This is Hannah Smoterich-Barr.","text_w_direction":"Ah! Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. Our first arrival. Welcome to Scranton. This is Hannah Smoterich-Barr.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9135,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Hannah Smoterich-Barr.","text_w_direction":"Hannah Smoterich-Barr.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9136,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Welcome to our humble abode. Follow me to your desk. Your ball and chain is right over here.","text_w_direction":"Welcome to our humble abode. Follow me to your desk. Your ball and chain is right over here.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9137,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"You know for a lot of these people this is the only family they have. So... As far as I'm concerned, this says 'World's Best Dad'.","text_w_direction":"You know for a lot of these people this is the only family they have. So... As far as I'm concerned, [holds up WORLD'S BEST BOSS mug] this says 'World's Best Dad'.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9138,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Ah! There he is Tony... what's your last name?","text_w_direction":"Ah! There he is Tony... what's your last name?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9139,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Tony","text":"Gardner.","text_w_direction":"Gardner.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9140,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Gardner! I knew that. There you go. Gift bag... for you. Okay.","text_w_direction":"Gardner! I knew that. There you go. Gift bag... for you. [laughs] Okay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9141,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Tony","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9142,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Michael, I didn't get a gift bag.","text_w_direction":"Michael, I didn't get a gift bag.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9143,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Well, they're just for guests. If there are any left over, you can buy one later.","text_w_direction":"Well, they're just for guests. If there are any left over, you can buy one later.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9144,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Hannah","text":"My bag's mostly pencils.","text_w_direction":"My bag's mostly pencils.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9145,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Wh..and coupons... to various hot spots around Scranton. All right! Let me show you to your area, sir. Come on, big guy.","text_w_direction":"Wh..and coupons... to various hot spots around Scranton. [to Tony] All right! Let me show you to your area, sir. Come on, big guy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9146,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Can I have your pencils?","text_w_direction":"Can I have your pencils?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9147,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Hannah","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9148,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Hi!","text_w_direction":"Hi!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9149,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Karen","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9150,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"I'm Pam.","text_w_direction":"I'm Pam.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9151,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Karen","text":"Karen. I love your sweater.","text_w_direction":"Karen. I love your sweater.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9152,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, thanks. My Mom made it for me.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thanks. My Mom made it for me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9153,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Karen","text":"Really? That's so cool. I've always wanted to learn...","text_w_direction":"Really? That's so cool. I've always wanted to learn...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9154,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Welcome.","text_w_direction":"Welcome.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9155,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Karen","text":"...to knit.","text_w_direction":"...to knit.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9156,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Welcome, welcome, welcome! Take me to your leader. Oh wait, I am your leader.","text_w_direction":"Welcome, welcome, welcome! [in robot voice] Take me to your leader. Oh wait, I am your leader.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9157,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Karen","text":"Uh wait, are you a robot or a Martian?","text_w_direction":"Uh wait, are you a robot or a Martian?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9158,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Mmm... dah. I am actually your boss, Michael Scott. Welcome. Wow! You are very exotic looking. Was your dad a G.I. or uh?","text_w_direction":"Mmm... dah. I am actually your boss, Michael Scott. Welcome. Wow! You are very exotic looking. Was your dad a G.I. or uh?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9159,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"I'll be the Number Two guy here in Scranton in six weeks. How? Name repetition, personality mirroring, and never breaking off a handshake. I'm always thinking one step ahead. Like a carpenter that makes stairs.","text_w_direction":"I'll be the Number Two guy here in Scranton in six weeks. How? Name repetition, personality mirroring, and never breaking off a handshake. I'm always thinking one step ahead. Like a carpenter that makes stairs.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9160,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9161,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Ah! You must be Andy Bernard. Aloha and welcome!","text_w_direction":"Ah! You must be Andy Bernard. Aloha and welcome!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9162,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"And you must be Michael Scott. Aloha and... hello.","text_w_direction":"And you must be Michael Scott. Aloha and... hello.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9163,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"A-ha-ha-ho. Very good! Welcome to our little kingdom. Ah, we have a bag of nifty gifties for you.","text_w_direction":"A-ha-ha-ho. Very good! Welcome to our little kingdom. Ah, we have a bag of nifty gifties for you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
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{"index":9201,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, I'm sorry. Are you sitting here now?","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'm sorry. Are you sitting here now?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
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{"index":9204,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"Um... unless you really, really want it back.","text_w_direction":"Um... unless you really, really want it back.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
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{"index":9211,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Toby","text":"Hey, this came with the Stamford book. [Sets down box that says","text_w_direction":"Hey, this came with the Stamford book. [Sets down box that says","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
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{"index":9213,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"In general, they do not give me much responsibility. But they do let me shred the company documents. And that is really all I need.","text_w_direction":"In general, they do not give me much responsibility. But they do let me shred the company documents. And that is really all I need.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
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{"index":9217,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Andy Bernard. Regional Director in Charge of Sales.","text_w_direction":"Andy Bernard. Regional Director in Charge of Sales.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
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{"index":9228,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"How are you, man?","text_w_direction":"How are you, man?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9229,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Toby","text":"Oh, really good.","text_w_direction":"Oh, really good.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9230,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"I just wanted to say hi.","text_w_direction":"I just wanted to say hi.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
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{"index":9232,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Oh. Is that like your new thing?","text_w_direction":"Oh. Is that like your new thing?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9233,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Toby","text":"No, I'm sorry, it's...","text_w_direction":"No, I'm sorry, it's...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
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{"index":9236,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"All right. Good to be back.","text_w_direction":"All right. Good to be back.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9237,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Toby","text":"So... okay.","text_w_direction":"So... okay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
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{"index":9242,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"...what?","text_w_direction":"[off camera] ...what?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9243,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Toby","text":"Nothing.","text_w_direction":"Nothing.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9244,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"This thing is so awesome. It will shred anything. Ooh! It will shred a CD. It will shred... a credit card. It will shred... oh! Shoot.","text_w_direction":"This thing is so awesome. It will shred anything. Ooh! It will shred a CD. It will shred... a credit card. It will shred... oh! [whispers] Shoot.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9245,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I present the orientation video.","text_w_direction":"[talking to himself] I present the orientation video.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9246,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"We need to talk!","text_w_direction":"We need to talk!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9247,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Not now.","text_w_direction":"Not now.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9248,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Which is higher? Assistant Regional Manager or Regional Director in Charge of Sales?","text_w_direction":"Which is higher? Assistant Regional Manager or Regional Director in Charge of Sales?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9249,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I told you the titles are irrelevant. They just relate to pay scale.","text_w_direction":"I told you the titles are irrelevant. They just relate to pay scale.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9250,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay. So who gets paid more? Me or Andy?","text_w_direction":"Okay. So who gets paid more? Me or Andy?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9251,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"It is not a matter of more or less. Your pay is just different. Okay? All right! Show time, part one.","text_w_direction":"It is not a matter of more or less. Your pay is just different. Okay? All right! Show time, part one.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9252,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok. Who reports to who?","text_w_direction":"Ok. Who reports to who?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9253,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I don't care! Dwight! You all report to me! That's all that matters! The rest of it just work out amongst yourselves, ok?","text_w_direction":"I don't care! Dwight! You all report to me! That's all that matters! The rest of it just work out amongst yourselves, ok?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9254,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"And then if I want...","text_w_direction":"And then if I want...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9255,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Work it out amongst your selves!","text_w_direction":"Work it out amongst your selves!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9256,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"I...","text_w_direction":"I...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9257,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Please! I have a company to run. Well, you let me run the company?","text_w_direction":"Please! I have a company to run. Well, you let me run the company?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9258,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"I...","text_w_direction":"I...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9259,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Will you?","text_w_direction":"Will you?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9260,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"One...","text_w_direction":"One...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9261,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Please?","text_w_direction":"Please?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9262,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"Jim!","text_w_direction":"Jim!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9263,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Kelly!","text_w_direction":"Kelly!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9264,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh! Oh my god! I have so much to tell you!","text_w_direction":"Oh! Oh my god! I have so much to tell you!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9265,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9266,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"Yes! Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes? They had a baby and they named it Suri. And then Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? They had a baby, too, and they named it Shiloh. And both babies are amazing!","text_w_direction":"Yes! Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes? They had a baby and they named it Suri. And then Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? They had a baby, too, and they named it Shiloh. And both babies are amazing!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9267,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Great. What's new with you?","text_w_direction":"Great. What's new with you?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9268,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"I just told you.","text_w_direction":"I just told you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9269,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Everybody settled in? Good. Why don't we all proceed in to the conference room? Or, should I say, the banquet hall. For... drum roll, please, the official Merger Day All-Family Welcome Breakfast. Come on in!","text_w_direction":"Okay. Everybody settled in? Good. Why don't we all proceed in to the conference room? Or, should I say, the banquet hall. For... drum roll, please [makes drum roll noises], the official Merger Day All-Family Welcome Breakfast. Come on in!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9270,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yoko shack.","text_w_direction":"Yoko shack.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9271,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Male voice","text":"...thank you James.","text_w_direction":"...thank you James. [laughs]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9272,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Meredith","text":"Hey, champagne.","text_w_direction":"Hey, champagne.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9273,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Nope, no. Guests only.","text_w_direction":"Nope, no. Guests only.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9274,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"Looks like salmon.","text_w_direction":"Looks like salmon.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9275,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Nope. Um... for the guests it is. For you, consider it cow-meat. Strictly taboo.","text_w_direction":"Nope. Um... for the guests it is. For you, consider it cow-meat. Strictly taboo.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9276,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"I eat beef.","text_w_direction":"I eat beef.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9277,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Well, then... consider it poisoned beef. No touchy.","text_w_direction":"Well, then... consider it poisoned beef. No touchy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9278,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"The beef is poisoned?","text_w_direction":"The beef is poisoned?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9279,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"No, it's not beef... just... sit down, please. Welcome. Help yourself.","text_w_direction":"No, it's not beef... just... sit down, please. [talks to group] Welcome. Help yourself.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9280,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Toby","text":"Um... You might want these orientation materials.","text_w_direction":"Um... You might want these orientation materials.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9281,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Wrong. Toby, this is an orientation not a borientation. Okay. Do not worry. All of your questions are about to be answered. Cell phones and pagers off, please.","text_w_direction":"Wrong. Toby, this is an orientation not a borientation.[talks to group] Okay. Do not worry. All of your questions are about to be answered. Cell phones and pagers off, please.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9282,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, this looks promising.","text_w_direction":"Oh, this looks promising.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9283,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"You won't be disappointed.","text_w_direction":"You won't be disappointed.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9284,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Let's face it. Moving to a new job can be very stressful. So I have made an orientation video especially for you newcomers. But it's not like any orientation video that any of you have ever seen. It's funny. It's got a little bit of a zing to it and I hope that it gives you a flavor of what we're all about here at Dunder Mifflin. And what we're all about here in Scranton. So let's just all laugh together and watch \"Lazy Scranton\".","text_w_direction":"Let's face it. Moving to a new job can be very stressful. So I have made an orientation video especially for you newcomers. But it's not like any orientation video that any of you have ever seen. It's funny. It's got a little bit of a zing to it and I hope that it gives you a flavor of what we're all about here at Dunder Mifflin. And what we're all about here in Scranton. So let's just all laugh together and watch \"Lazy Scranton\".","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9285,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Video","text":"","text_w_direction":"[Lazy Scranton Video]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9286,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Sittin' in my office with a plate of grilled bacon, call my man Dwight just to see what was shakin'.","text_w_direction":"Sittin' in my office with a plate of grilled bacon, call my man Dwight just to see what was shakin'.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9287,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Yo Mike, our town is dope and pretty.","text_w_direction":"Yo Mike, our town is dope and pretty.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9288,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"So check out how we live","text_w_direction":"So check out how we live","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9289,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael & Dwight","text":"in the Electric City!","text_w_direction":"in the Electric City!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9290,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"They call it Scranton.","text_w_direction":"They call it Scranton.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9291,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9292,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"The Electric City. Scranton.","text_w_direction":"The Electric City. Scranton.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9293,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9294,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"The Electric City. Call poison control if you're bit by a spider.","text_w_direction":"The Electric City. Call poison control if you're bit by a spider.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9295,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"But check that it's covered by your health care provider!","text_w_direction":"But check that it's covered by your health care provider!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9296,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"It reminds me of the orientation video showed on my first day. 'The Scranton Witch Project'.","text_w_direction":"It reminds me of the orientation video showed on my first day. 'The Scranton Witch Project'.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9297,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I am so scared... when people don't label their personal food.","text_w_direction":"[in video] I am so scared... when people don't label their personal food.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9298,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Video","text":"","text_w_direction":"[Lazy Scranton video continues]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9299,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"You like coal mines and you wanna see 'em, Well, check it out, yo, the Anthracite Museum! Plenty of space in the parking lot,","text_w_direction":"You like coal mines and you wanna see 'em, Well, check it out, yo, the Anthracite Museum! Plenty of space in the parking lot,","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9300,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"But the little cars go in the compact spot","text_w_direction":"But the little cars go in the compact spot","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9301,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael and Dwight","text":"Spot, spot, spot, spot ...","text_w_direction":"Spot, spot, spot, spot ...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9302,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Spot. Scranton. What? The Electric City. Scranton.What? The Electric City. Scranton. What?","text_w_direction":"[on video in background] Spot. Scranton. What? The Electric City. Scranton.What? The Electric City. Scranton. What?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9303,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Well, so far, I think it is killin'. I thought it would either be an 'A' or an 'A+' but I completely forgot that there's an 'A++'.","text_w_direction":"Well, so far, I think it is killin'. I thought it would either be an 'A' or an 'A+' but I completely forgot that there's an 'A++'.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9304,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Karen","text":"This is Karen Filippelli. Please leave a message.","text_w_direction":"[recording phone message] This is Karen Filippelli. Please leave a message.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9305,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Terrible. Totally unconvincing.","text_w_direction":"Terrible. Totally unconvincing.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9306,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Karen","text":"This is Karen Filippelli. Please leave a message.","text_w_direction":"[recording] This is Karen Filippelli. Please leave a message.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9307,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Not bad, but you are Italian so... try it more Italian.","text_w_direction":"Not bad, but you are Italian so... try it more Italian.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9308,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Karen","text":"Dis is Kar-en Fill-uh-pel-li. Please leava me da message. A bon danza.","text_w_direction":"[recording] [in bad Italian accent] Dis is Kar-en Fill-uh-pel-li. Please leava me da message. A bon danza.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9309,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"You feel good?","text_w_direction":"You feel good?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9310,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Karen","text":"Mm-hm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hm.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9311,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9312,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Karen","text":"Karen Filippelli.","text_w_direction":"[recording phone message] Karen Filippelli.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9313,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, buddy. Anything new to report?","text_w_direction":"Hey, buddy. Anything new to report?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9314,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Do you mean to me? From you? Cause that's how it works.","text_w_direction":"Do you mean to me? From you? Cause that's how it works.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9315,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Sure thing, buddy.","text_w_direction":"Sure thing, buddy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9316,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Am I trying to get under his skin? Yes. Because the angrier he gets, the more marginalized he becomes. Meanwhile, Andy Bernard is out there layin' on the charm.","text_w_direction":"Am I trying to get under his skin? Yes. Because the angrier he gets, the more marginalized he becomes. Meanwhile, Andy Bernard is out there layin' on the charm.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9317,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, Angela. Check this out. It's my new screen saver.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Angela. Check this out. It's my new screen saver.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9318,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9319,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Do you like it?","text_w_direction":"Do you like it?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9320,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"I do like it, actually.","text_w_direction":"I do like it, actually.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9321,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Thank you. You have such a pretty smile by the way.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. You have such a pretty smile by the way.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9322,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9323,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"You're welcome.","text_w_direction":"You're welcome.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9324,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9325,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9326,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"What happened to grape soda?","text_w_direction":"What happened to grape soda?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9327,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Oh yeah. I'm trying to move away from that. Getting into more of a bottled water phase.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah. I'm trying to move away from that. Getting into more of a bottled water phase.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9328,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Oh. You've changed so much.","text_w_direction":"Oh. You've changed so much.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9329,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Well, I'm evolving, Pam.","text_w_direction":"Well, I'm evolving, Pam.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9330,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"So when do I get to hear everything? Are you still getting unpacked or... you want to grab a coffee or something after work?","text_w_direction":"So when do I get to hear everything? Are you still getting unpacked or... you want to grab a coffee or something after work?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9331,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Oh! Um... tonight, actually? No. I'm uh just still getting settled.","text_w_direction":"Oh! Um... tonight, actually? No. I'm uh just still getting settled.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9332,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, yeah, no! You know. Whenever.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah, no! You know. Whenever.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9333,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9334,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Oh-kay. Sorry to interrupt. I...","text_w_direction":"Oh-kay. Sorry to interrupt. I...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9335,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Nope. You're not interrupting anything. Nope. I'm...","text_w_direction":"Nope. You're not interrupting anything. Nope. I'm...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9336,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9337,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Don't...","text_w_direction":"Don't...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9338,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9339,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"All right. I should probably get back to work. Get back to work.","text_w_direction":"All right. [to Pam] I should probably get back to work. Get back to work.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9340,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah. I know, me too.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I know, me too.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9341,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"All right!","text_w_direction":"All right!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9342,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"The day's going fine. It's been a little chaotic but it's fine. It's great! A lot of distractions. But, it's good.","text_w_direction":"The day's going fine. It's been a little chaotic but it's fine. It's great! A lot of distractions. But, it's good.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9343,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Hannah","text":"Take a picture. It'll last longer.","text_w_direction":"[using breast pump] Take a picture. It'll last longer.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9344,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"I'm sorry. It's just, it's a little distracting.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry. It's just, it's a little distracting.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9345,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Creed","text":"Ditto that, my brother.","text_w_direction":"Ditto that, my brother.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9346,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Hannah","text":"Look what's on his computer.","text_w_direction":"Look what's on his computer.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9347,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"What is that? A squid's eye or...","text_w_direction":"What is that? A squid's eye or...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9348,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Hannah","text":"It's my left breast.","text_w_direction":"It's my left breast.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9349,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"How did you...","text_w_direction":"How did you...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9350,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Creed","text":"Right place at the right time.","text_w_direction":"Right place at the right time.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9351,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Karen","text":"Uh, what's that smell?","text_w_direction":"Uh, what's that smell?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9352,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"What smell?","text_w_direction":"What smell?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9353,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Karen","text":"Must be an... air freshener plugged in somewhere. It smells like a funeral home.","text_w_direction":"Must be an... air freshener plugged in somewhere. It smells like a funeral home.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9354,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh, I'll help you find it.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'll help you find it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9355,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Karen","text":"Oh, you know. Never... .never mind.","text_w_direction":"Oh, you know. Never... .never mind.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9356,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"What is it?","text_w_direction":"What is it?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9357,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Karen","text":"I... I... I, uh, think I'm just allergic to your perfume.","text_w_direction":"I... I... I, uh, think I'm just allergic to your perfume.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9358,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"My perfume?","text_w_direction":"My perfume?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9359,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Karen","text":"It's just my crazy nose. I'm... uh, used to different smells.","text_w_direction":"It's just my crazy nose. I'm... uh, used to different smells.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9360,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"Bob Vance bought this perfume for me in Metropolitan Orlando. It's made from real pine.","text_w_direction":"Bob Vance bought this perfume for me in Metropolitan Orlando. It's made from real pine.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9361,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Karen","text":"Who's Bob Vance?","text_w_direction":"Who's Bob Vance?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9362,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"You have a lot to learn about this town, sweetie.","text_w_direction":"You have a lot to learn about this town, sweetie.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9363,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Stanley","text":"I don't know who these new people think they are. I've sat downwind of Phyllis' stinky perfumes for years. Never said a word.","text_w_direction":"I don't know who these new people think they are. I've sat downwind of Phyllis' stinky perfumes for years. Never said a word.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9364,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"People hate people that are different from them. That's natural. But you know what makes people forget their differences? A great show. That is why I created the 'Integration Celebration'. This is the moment when Scranton and Stamford come together as one. United in applause.","text_w_direction":"People hate people that are different from them. That's natural. But you know what makes people forget their differences? A great show. That is why I created the 'Integration Celebration'. This is the moment when Scranton and Stamford come together as one. United in applause.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9365,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I know what a lot of you must be thinking. 'Wow! What a day! Feels more like a night at a party than a day at work.' Well, in my opinion, business should feel like a night out. A night... at... the Roxbury. Okay. There's supposed to be music and it's... I got it, I got it! I got it. Dwight! Just.","text_w_direction":"I know what a lot of you must be thinking. 'Wow! What a day! Feels more like a night at a party than a day at work.' Well, in my opinion, business should feel like a night out. A night... at... the Roxbury. Okay. There's supposed to be music and it's... I got it, I got it! I got it. Dwight! Just.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9366,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Do you have batteries?","text_w_direction":"Do you have batteries?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9367,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Ssshh stupid! Um...","text_w_direction":"Ssshh stupid! Um...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9368,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"","text_w_direction":"[sings drum beat intro to 'What is Love?']","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9369,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"That's it!","text_w_direction":"That's it!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9370,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"What is love?","text_w_direction":"[sings] What is love?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9371,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, yes! Okay!","text_w_direction":"Yes, yes! Okay!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9372,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Baby, don't hurt me.","text_w_direction":"Baby, don't hurt me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9373,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, here we go.","text_w_direction":"Okay, here we go.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9374,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy & Michael","text":"Don't hurt me! Baby, don't hurt me!","text_w_direction":"Don't hurt me! Baby, don't hurt me!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9375,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9376,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Baby, don't hurt me!","text_w_direction":"Baby, don't hurt me!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9377,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Oh! Oh! Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh! Oh! Oh!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9378,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Whoa-oh-oh-oh","text_w_direction":"Whoa-oh-oh-oh","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9379,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Scuse me! Scuse me!","text_w_direction":"Scuse me! Scuse me!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9380,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy & Michael","text":"Whoa-oh-oh-oh! Whoa-oh-oh...","text_w_direction":"Whoa-oh-oh-oh! Whoa-oh-oh...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9381,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"You me? You me? Me you? You! You! You me! Bow Bow Bow!","text_w_direction":"You me? You me? Me you? You! You! You me! Bow Bow Bow!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9382,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Whoa-oh-oh-oh.","text_w_direction":"Whoa-oh-oh-oh.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9383,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"You me? You me? Me you me! You! You! You me you! You! Oh my nose so itchy, why's my nose so itchy!","text_w_direction":"You me? You me? Me you me! You! You! You me you! You! Oh my nose so itchy, why's my nose so itchy!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9384,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, probably because of all the nose candy.","text_w_direction":"Oh, probably because of all the nose candy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9385,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, I told you these guys had a sense of humor.","text_w_direction":"[laughs hysterically] Okay, I told you these guys had a sense of humor.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9386,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Very funny, Michael!","text_w_direction":"Very funny, Michael!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9387,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Okay! Okay!","text_w_direction":"Okay! Okay!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9388,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Really funny, Michael!","text_w_direction":"Really funny, Michael!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9389,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"All right, all right, I'm on a roll.","text_w_direction":"All right, all right, I'm on a roll.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9390,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Why are the new people on the table? To show them that we are not above them.","text_w_direction":"Why are the new people on the table? To show them that we are not above them.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9391,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Karen","text":"Shouldn't we be equals?","text_w_direction":"Shouldn't we be equals?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9392,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Not today. No. Tony! Please join your cohorts on the table if you would.","text_w_direction":"Not today. No. Tony! Please join your cohorts on the table if you would.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9393,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Tony","text":"Uh... this is difficult, for me.","text_w_direction":"Uh... this is difficult, for me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9394,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I understand. We're all friends.","text_w_direction":"I understand. We're all friends.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9395,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Tony","text":"No. I mean I can't physically. I can't get on the table.","text_w_direction":"No. I mean I can't physically. I can't get on the table.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9396,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, well. Just use the momentum of your lower half to hoist yourself up.","text_w_direction":"Oh, well. Just use the momentum of your lower half to hoist yourself up.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9397,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Tony","text":"","text_w_direction":"[starts to climb table]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9398,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"You know what? I'll help. I will...","text_w_direction":"You know what? I'll help. I will...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9399,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Tony","text":"No, please. No.","text_w_direction":"No, please. No.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9400,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Don't be shy! Dwight! Let's do this!","text_w_direction":"Don't be shy! Dwight! Let's do this!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9401,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Do this. Come on. Ready?","text_w_direction":"Do this. Come on. Ready?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9402,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Come on. We're doing this thing! Let's get up.","text_w_direction":"Come on. We're doing this thing! Let's get up.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9403,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"On three. One... two... three.","text_w_direction":"On three. One... two... three.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9404,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Bend at the knees. Okay, here we go. Here we go. I'm under this... I'm under this hock here. I don't know what I'm grabbing here.","text_w_direction":"Bend at the knees. Okay, here we go. Here we go. I'm under this... I'm under this hock here. I don't know what I'm grabbing here.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9405,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Tony","text":"All right. All right. Stop. Put me down.","text_w_direction":"All right. All right. Stop. Put me down.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9406,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"We've almost got it. Push it! Push it!","text_w_direction":"We've almost got it. Push it! Push it!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9407,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Tony","text":"Let me go!","text_w_direction":"Let me go!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9408,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I'm right in your crack!","text_w_direction":"I'm right in your crack!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9409,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Tony","text":"Put me down right...","text_w_direction":"Put me down right...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9410,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Up and over.","text_w_direction":"Up and over.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9411,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Tony","text":"Put me down!","text_w_direction":"Put me down!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9412,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Up and over.","text_w_direction":"Up and over.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9413,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Tony","text":"Put me down right now!","text_w_direction":"Put me down right now!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9414,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"You've got it.","text_w_direction":"You've got it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9415,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Tony","text":"I'VE HAD ENOUGH!","text_w_direction":"I'VE HAD ENOUGH!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9416,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"You've got it, you've got it.","text_w_direction":"You've got it, you've got it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9417,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Tony","text":"PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW or else!","text_w_direction":"PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW or else!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9418,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Whoa Whoa Whoa! Okay.","text_w_direction":"Whoa Whoa Whoa! Okay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9419,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, hey. Easy.","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey. Easy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9420,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Easy.","text_w_direction":"Easy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9421,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Tony","text":"I'm sorry!","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9422,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Don't...","text_w_direction":"Don't...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9423,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Tony","text":"It's just not going to work for me.","text_w_direction":"It's just not going to work for me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9424,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"What...","text_w_direction":"What...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9425,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Tony","text":"I have to go.","text_w_direction":"I have to go.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9426,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I don't understand.","text_w_direction":"I don't understand.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9427,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Tony","text":"I was on the fence about this and... it's just not a good fit.","text_w_direction":"I was on the fence about this and... it's just not a good fit.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9428,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Well, we'll squeeze you in.","text_w_direction":"Well, we'll squeeze you in.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9429,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Tony","text":"I can't work here. I have to quit.","text_w_direction":"I can't work here. I have to quit.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9430,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"You can't quit! On the first day. That's heresy, my friend! Okay, let's talk about this. What happened? I mean, what... Was it Toby? Did he say something? Cause he's... what?","text_w_direction":"You can't quit! On the first day. That's [deep voice] heresy, my friend! [regular voice] Okay, let's talk about this. What happened? I mean, what... Was it Toby? Did he say something? Cause he's... what?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9431,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Tony","text":"No. Toby was helpful. He was very kind. It's just your management style.","text_w_direction":"No. Toby was helpful. He was very kind. It's just your management style.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9432,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"My management style? So... didn't you think 'Lazy Scranton' was funny?","text_w_direction":"My management style? So... didn't you think 'Lazy Scranton' was funny?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9433,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Tony","text":"No. Was it supposed to be funny?","text_w_direction":"No. Was it supposed to be funny?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9434,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Well, don't bother quitting because you're fired.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Well, don't bother quitting because you're fired.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9435,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Tony","text":"Excuse me?","text_w_direction":"Excuse me?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9436,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"You are fired! I'm sorry, but we don't have quitters on this team! Just clean out your desk!","text_w_direction":"You are fired! I'm sorry, but we don't have quitters on this team! Just clean out your desk!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9437,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Tony","text":"But there's nothing in my desk except coupons.","text_w_direction":"But there's nothing in my desk except coupons.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9438,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Don't try to apologize to me, man! It's too late. Just get out! Take your bad vibes with you.","text_w_direction":"Don't try to apologize to me, man! It's too late. Just get out! Take your bad vibes with you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9439,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"That was my advice. Remember? I'm the one who suggested that you fire him.","text_w_direction":"That was my advice. Remember? I'm the one who suggested that you fire him.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9440,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Probably the best advice you ever gave me, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Probably the best advice you ever gave me, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9441,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"And what advice has Andy given to you today that you have acted on? Would 'none' be an accurate estimate? None advice? Fire Andy. Fire. Andy.","text_w_direction":"And what advice has Andy given to you today that you have acted on? Would 'none' be an accurate estimate? None advice? [whispers] Fire Andy. Fire. Andy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9442,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Dwight may have won the battle. But I will win... the next battle.","text_w_direction":"Dwight may have won the battle. But I will win... the next battle.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9443,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Hannah","text":"Tony was right. This environment is dysfunctional.","text_w_direction":"Tony was right. This environment is dysfunctional.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9444,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Maybe that's because some people treat it like their own private Hooters strip club.","text_w_direction":"Maybe that's because some people treat it like their own private Hooters strip club.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9445,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Whoa, Angela! Hold on. Hooters is a restaurant. With over 400 locations worldwide.","text_w_direction":"Whoa, Angela! Hold on. Hooters is a restaurant. With over 400 locations worldwide.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9446,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Stanley","text":"Back to work. We don't have to get along. We just have to work together.","text_w_direction":"Back to work. We don't have to get along. We just have to work together.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9447,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"No. We do have to get along. Can't we all just get along? Or have we forgotten the words of the Reverend King.","text_w_direction":"No. We do have to get along. Can't we all just get along? Or have we forgotten the words of the Reverend King.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9448,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"The word merger comes from the word marriage. And that was what today was supposed to be. The loving union between people. Instead, it has become like when my Mom moved in with Jeff. And once again, it becomes my job to fix it.","text_w_direction":"The word merger comes from the word marriage. And that was what today was supposed to be. The loving union between people. Instead, it has become like when my Mom moved in with Jeff. And once again, it becomes my job to fix it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9449,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Hey! Hey, everybody! Something happened! Those guys from Vance Refrigeration, they let the air out of our tires.","text_w_direction":"Hey! Hey, everybody! Something happened! Those guys from Vance Refrigeration, they let the air out of our tires.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9450,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"What!","text_w_direction":"What!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9451,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah! They punk'd us! They punk'd us good! Come on. Come on!","text_w_direction":"Yeah! They punk'd us! They punk'd us good! Come on. Come on!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9452,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Karen","text":"Does Bob Vance work for Vance Refrigeration?","text_w_direction":"Does Bob Vance work for Vance Refrigeration?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9453,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Does he ever.","text_w_direction":"Does he ever.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9454,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Man, they got us so bad. We cannot let them get away with this. We have got to pull together as one and steal their refrigerators.","text_w_direction":"Man, they got us so bad. We cannot let them get away with this. We have got to pull together as one and steal their refrigerators.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9455,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"YEAH!","text_w_direction":"YEAH!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9456,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9457,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Toby","text":"I don't... I don't think we can do that.","text_w_direction":"I don't... I don't think we can do that.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9458,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Go home, Toby. Just...","text_w_direction":"Go home, Toby. Just...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9459,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Martin","text":"Hey! Why doesn't your car have a flat tire?","text_w_direction":"Hey! Why doesn't your car have a flat tire?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9460,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Why? I will tell you why. Because they saved the worst for me. They put a hate note under my windshield wiper. Check this out. It's so hateful. \"You guys SUCK! You can never pull together as one and revenge us. That is why you SUCK!\"","text_w_direction":"Why? I will tell you why. Because they saved the worst for me. They put a hate note under my windshield wiper. Check this out. It's so hateful. [reads note] \"You guys SUCK! You can never pull together as one and revenge us. That is why you SUCK!\"","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9461,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Hannah","text":"For crying out loud.","text_w_direction":"For crying out loud.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9462,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"No. No, no, no. No. You are falling for it. You're playing right into their hands. This is just what they want you to do. Don't, oh...","text_w_direction":"No. No, no, no. No. You are falling for it. You're playing right into their hands. This is just what they want you to do. Don't, oh...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9463,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Martin","text":"What's up with this guy?","text_w_direction":"[to Stanley] What's up with this guy?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9464,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Stanley","text":"Got an hour? I'll try to explain.","text_w_direction":"Got an hour? I'll try to explain.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9465,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"THIS IS EGREGIOUS! This is egregious!","text_w_direction":"THIS IS EGREGIOUS! This is egregious!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9466,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Stanley","text":"Trust me. It only gets worse.","text_w_direction":"Trust me. It only gets worse.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9467,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Martin","text":"Is he always like this?","text_w_direction":"Is he always like this?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9468,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"Sometimes he brings more costumes.","text_w_direction":"Sometimes he brings more costumes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9469,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Hannah","text":"When do people work?","text_w_direction":"When do people work?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9470,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh, we find little times during the day.","text_w_direction":"Oh, we find little times during the day.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9471,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Karen","text":"How are we going to get home?","text_w_direction":"How are we going to get home?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9472,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"Bob Vance has an air pump. He said he'd fill all our tires up.","text_w_direction":"Bob Vance has an air pump. He said he'd fill all our tires up.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9473,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Karen","text":"Bob Vance of Vance Refrigeration.","text_w_direction":"Bob Vance of Vance Refrigeration.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9474,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"See that? Mission accomplished. Like a bunch of fourth graders. Sometimes, what brings the kids together is hating the lunch lady. Although that'll change. Because, by the end of the fourth grade, the lunch lady was actually the person I hung out with the most. Jell-o!","text_w_direction":"See that? Mission accomplished. Like a bunch of fourth graders. Sometimes, what brings the kids together is hating the lunch lady. Although that'll change. Because, by the end of the fourth grade, the lunch lady was actually the person I hung out with the most. [answers phone] Jell-o!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9475,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jan","text":"Michael!","text_w_direction":"Michael!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9476,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Hi, Jan!","text_w_direction":"Hi, Jan!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9477,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jan","text":"Did you fire Tony Gardner when he was trying to quit?","text_w_direction":"Did you fire Tony Gardner when he was trying to quit?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9478,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I did. Major personnel crises averted. Compliment accepted.","text_w_direction":"I did. Major personnel crises averted. Compliment accepted.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9479,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jan","text":"Do you realize, Michael, that we now have to pay him severance?","text_w_direction":"Do you realize, Michael, that we now have to pay him severance?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9480,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9481,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jan","text":"You do?","text_w_direction":"You do?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9482,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"But do you realize that that was actually Dwight's idea? Bad advice from my Number Two.","text_w_direction":"But do you realize that that was actually Dwight's idea? Bad advice from my Number Two.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9483,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jan","text":"What? No. No. No, Jim is your Number Two.","text_w_direction":"What? No. No. No, Jim is your Number Two.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9484,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9485,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jan","text":"He's the only one who has worked with both groups. I sent you a memo about this.","text_w_direction":"He's the only one who has worked with both groups. I sent you a memo about this.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9486,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, I know that. For, I do read the memos.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I know that. For, I do read the memos.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9487,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"So after a great deal of thought and introspective-shun, I have decided to make Jim my new Number Two.","text_w_direction":"So after a great deal of thought and introspective-shun, I have decided to make Jim my new Number Two.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9488,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"If he even wants it. It doesn't come with a pay raise.","text_w_direction":"If he even wants it. It doesn't come with a pay raise.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9489,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, it does, actually.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it does, actually.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9490,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"So who will be your new Number Three?","text_w_direction":"So who will be your new Number Three?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9491,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Uh... that I have not decided yet.","text_w_direction":"Uh... that I have not decided yet.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9492,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Michael, I would just like to say you have handled this entire situation with great aplomb.","text_w_direction":"Michael, I would just like to say you have handled this entire situation with great aplomb.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9493,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you, Andy. That's... very kind. Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, Andy. That's... very kind. Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9494,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"And I have to say your leadership...","text_w_direction":"And I have to say your leadership...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9495,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Shut it...","text_w_direction":"Shut it...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9496,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"has brought...","text_w_direction":"has brought...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9497,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Shut it! That's... suck up!","text_w_direction":"Shut it! That's... [whispers to camera] suck up!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9498,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Hey! Where you at, Filippelli?","text_w_direction":"[talking on cellphone] Hey! Where you at, Filippelli?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9499,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Karen","text":"I'm at the grocery store buying a corkscrew to give myself a lobotomy.","text_w_direction":"[off camera] I'm at the grocery store buying a corkscrew to give myself a lobotomy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9500,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"What's wrong? You didn't have a good first day?","text_w_direction":"[laughs] What's wrong? You didn't have a good first day?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9501,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Karen","text":"Oh my god! Hey! You want to meet at Cooper's in an hour? I need a drink.","text_w_direction":"Oh my god! Hey! You want to meet at Cooper's in an hour? I need a drink.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9502,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. Sure. Sounds good. I... . Hey! You know what? Can I give you a call right back?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Sure. Sounds good. I... . [sees Pam in rearview mirror] Hey! You know what? Can I give you a call right back?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9503,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Karen","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9504,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Ok, thanks.","text_w_direction":"Ok, thanks.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9505,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Karen","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9506,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9507,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9508,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"I thought you had already... left.","text_w_direction":"I thought you had already... left.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9509,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Uh... no. I just uh had some other stuff I had to do.","text_w_direction":"Uh... no. I just uh had some other stuff I had to do.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9510,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Oh... Good.","text_w_direction":"Oh... Good.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9511,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"What's up?","text_w_direction":"What's up?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9512,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, nothing. I just feel bad. I feel like things were a little weird today... or something.","text_w_direction":"Oh, nothing. I just feel bad. I feel like things were a little weird today... or something.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9513,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"What do you mean?","text_w_direction":"What do you mean?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9514,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"I just think I should tell you that... I've sort of started seeing someone. And uh...","text_w_direction":"I just think I should tell you that... I've sort of started seeing someone. And uh...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9515,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Oh. That's totally cool. You can do whatever you want.","text_w_direction":"Oh. That's totally cool. You can do whatever you want.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9516,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"O..ok. Um..good.","text_w_direction":"O..ok. Um..good.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9517,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"We're friends. We'll always be friends.","text_w_direction":"We're friends. We'll always be friends.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9518,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Right.","text_w_direction":"Right.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9519,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"It's good to have you back.","text_w_direction":"It's good to have you back.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9520,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. Good to be back.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Good to be back.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9521,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Meredith","text":"Where'd you get that salad?","text_w_direction":"Where'd you get that salad?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9522,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Staples.","text_w_direction":"Staples.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9523,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Saw your dorkmobile in the parking lot. What does it get, like four miles to the gallon?","text_w_direction":"Saw your dorkmobile in the parking lot. What does it get, like four miles to the gallon?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9524,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh, try double that. Classic TransAm, vintage American muscle. Please.","text_w_direction":"Uh, try double that. Classic TransAm, vintage American muscle. Please.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9525,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, my Xterra's pretty sweet. Luxurious, yet rugged. Leave it to the Japanese.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, my Xterra's pretty sweet. Luxurious, yet rugged. Leave it to the Japanese.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9526,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Xterra's not even a real word.","text_w_direction":"Xterra's not even a real word.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9527,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Actually, it is. It's Latin for \"earth.\"","text_w_direction":"Actually, it is. It's Latin for \"earth.\"","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9528,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, so you drive an X-Earth?","text_w_direction":"Oh, so you drive an X-Earth?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9529,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9530,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"That makes sense. I'd rather drive a classic TransAm than an XEarth.","text_w_direction":"That makes sense. I'd rather drive a classic TransAm than an XEarth.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9531,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, I bet you would. Oh, by the way, 1985 called. It wants its car back.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I bet you would. Oh, by the way, 1985 called. It wants its car back.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9532,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Well I hope 1985 has a time machine 'cause I drive an 87.","text_w_direction":"Well I hope 1985 has a time machine 'cause I drive an 87.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9533,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, speaking of time machines, I just got back from the future and I went to your funeral and, guess what, nobody came.","text_w_direction":"Oh, speaking of time machines, I just got back from the future and I went to your funeral and, guess what, nobody came.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9534,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Speaking of funerals, why don't you go ahead and go die.","text_w_direction":"Speaking of funerals, why don't you go ahead and go die.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9535,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, that was a really well constructed sentence. You should be an English professor at Cor-not University.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that was a really well constructed sentence. You should be an English professor at Cor-not University.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9536,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Idiot!","text_w_direction":"Idiot!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9537,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"If I were an idiot, I'd be driving a TransAm.","text_w_direction":"If I were an idiot, I'd be driving a TransAm.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9538,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"If you were driving a TransAm, you would be the smartest idiot in the whole world.","text_w_direction":"If you were driving a TransAm, you would be the smartest idiot in the whole world.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9539,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Idiot!","text_w_direction":"[coughs word] Idiot!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9540,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"You're the idiot!","text_w_direction":"[coughs sentence] You're the idiot!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9541,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Nice comeback!","text_w_direction":"[coughs sentence] Nice comeback!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9542,"season":3,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Merger","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"I was making fun of your comeback! That's why it worked. Totally got the best of that interchange.","text_w_direction":"[coughs sentence] I was making fun of your comeback! That's why it worked. [talks normally to camera] Totally got the best of that interchange.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2376,"air_date":"2006-11-16"}
{"index":9543,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Pam","text":"Ohhhh! She's absolutely adorable!","text_w_direction":"Ohhhh! She's absolutely adorable!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9544,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Hannah","text":"He.","text_w_direction":"He.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9545,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Pam","text":"...Oh, sorry. He's--he's dressed all in pink.","text_w_direction":"...Oh, sorry. He's--he's dressed all in pink.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9546,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Hannah","text":"That's his favorite color.","text_w_direction":"That's his favorite color.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9547,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Pam","text":"...Oh. That's... fun for him.","text_w_direction":"...Oh. That's... fun for him.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9548,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Stanley","text":"Fantastic.","text_w_direction":"Fantastic.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9549,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"Ohhh, wow. Look at that. How cute.","text_w_direction":"Ohhh, wow. Look at that. How cute.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9550,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Hannah","text":"Thank youuu.","text_w_direction":"Thank youuu.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9551,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"Ohh. May I?","text_w_direction":"Ohh. May I?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9552,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Hannah","text":"Uh, sure!","text_w_direction":"Uh, sure!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9553,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, look at me, I'm a baby! I'm one of those babies from \"Look Who's Talking.\" What am I thinking? Look at all those staplers! What's a stapler!? I don't even know, I'm a baby! Hey, Mom, I'm thirsty! I'm thirsty, Mama! I want some milk. And you know where milk comes from! Breasts.","text_w_direction":"[climbs under desk] Hey, look at me, I'm a baby! I'm one of those babies from \"Look Who's Talking.\" What am I thinking? [Laughs] Look at all those staplers! What's a stapler!? I don't even know, I'm a baby! Hey, Mom, I'm thirsty! I'm thirsty, Mama! I want some milk. And you know where milk comes from! Breasts.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9554,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Karen","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9555,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9556,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Karen","text":"...Almost done?","text_w_direction":"...Almost done?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9557,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Jim","text":"Just about... yup. Now.","text_w_direction":"Just about... yup. Now.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9558,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Jim","text":"Yes. I have started to see Karen. It's very new, and... not really ready to talk about it openly yet, just because, I think, once the word gets out there, it might affect the way people behave around us or... I dunno. Just, not yet.","text_w_direction":"Yes. I have started to see Karen. It's very new, and... not really ready to talk about it openly yet, just because, I think, once the word gets out there, it might affect the way people behave around us or... I dunno. Just, not yet.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9559,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, Jan, it um... looks like a check, piece of paper of some sort. Receipt. I don't know.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, Jan, it um... looks like a check, piece of paper of some sort. Receipt. I don't know.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9560,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Angela","text":"Jan, this is Angela Martin from accounting.","text_w_direction":"Jan, this is Angela Martin from accounting.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9561,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Jan","text":"Mmhmm.","text_w_direction":"[over phone] Mmhmm.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9562,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Angela","text":"Look, we have a rebate from... the Federal Work Opportunity Program and no one knows what that means.","text_w_direction":"Look, we have a rebate from... the Federal Work Opportunity Program and no one knows what that means.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9563,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Jan","text":"We get that money for hiring an ex-convict.","text_w_direction":"We get that money for hiring an ex-convict.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9564,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"I didn't hire an ex-convict. Unless they mean Toby. Convicted rapist. ... I'm just kidding.","text_w_direction":"I didn't hire an ex-convict. Unless they mean Toby. Convicted rapist. [Jan sighs] ... I'm just kidding.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9565,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Jan","text":"When did the check come?","text_w_direction":"When did the check come?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9566,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Angela","text":"Last week.","text_w_direction":"Last week.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9567,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Jan","text":"Okay, that's when the branches merged, so Josh must have been taking advantage of this program. Smart move.","text_w_direction":"Okay, that's when the branches merged, so Josh must have been taking advantage of this program. Smart move.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9568,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Angela","text":"One of the Stamford people is a criminal?","text_w_direction":"One of the Stamford people is a criminal?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9569,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"Hey Jan, speaking of Stamford, Hannah brought in her baby.","text_w_direction":"Hey Jan, speaking of Stamford, Hannah brought in her baby.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9570,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Angela","text":"Jan, which one of the new employees is a criminal?","text_w_direction":"Jan, which one of the new employees is a criminal?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9571,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Jan","text":"Uh, reformed convict, and, uh, I'm not sure. Though hang on, let me email our HR, stay on the line.","text_w_direction":"Uh, reformed convict, and, uh, I'm not sure. Though hang on, let me email our HR, stay on the line.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9572,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Pam","text":"Who is it?","text_w_direction":"[whispering] Who is it?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9573,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"Hannah?","text_w_direction":"Hannah?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9574,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Kevin","text":"Hmm.","text_w_direction":"Hmm.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9575,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Angela","text":"Hmm.","text_w_direction":"Hmm.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9576,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Kevin","text":"Andy.","text_w_direction":"Andy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9577,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Angela","text":"Andy?","text_w_direction":"Andy?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9578,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Kevin","text":"Hmm. Martin?","text_w_direction":"Hmm. Martin?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9579,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"Kuhhhh... you are such a racist.","text_w_direction":"Kuhhhh... you are such a racist.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9580,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Kevin","text":"Wait, why am I a racist?","text_w_direction":"Wait, why am I a racist?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9581,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"Because you think he's black.","text_w_direction":"Because you think he's black.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9582,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Kevin","text":"He is black... right? And...","text_w_direction":"He is black... right? And...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9583,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"Stop it. Stop it right-stop it right now.","text_w_direction":"Stop it. Stop it right-stop it right now.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9584,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Jan","text":"...Okay it's someone named Martin Nash.","text_w_direction":"...Okay it's someone named Martin Nash.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9585,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9586,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Jan","text":"Michael?","text_w_direction":"Michael?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9587,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"Why did the convict have to be a black guy? It is such a stereotype. I just wish that Josh had made a more progressive choice. Like a white guy... who went to prison for... polluting a black guy's lake.","text_w_direction":"Why did the convict have to be a black guy? It is such a stereotype. I just wish that Josh had made a more progressive choice. Like a white guy... who went to prison for... polluting a black guy's lake.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9588,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Kevin","text":"I wonder what he did.","text_w_direction":"I wonder what he did.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9589,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"In our society, a black man can be arrested for almost anything. He was probably at a sporting event and... saw some people pushing each other, and he intervened.","text_w_direction":"In our society, a black man can be arrested for almost anything. He was probably at a sporting event and... saw some people pushing each other, and he intervened.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9590,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Pam","text":"Why would anyone go to jail for that?","text_w_direction":"Why would anyone go to jail for that?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9591,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"Sssssso, what we need to do... is to forget about this whole Martin in prison thing. People will draw unfair conclusions about Martin and or black people.","text_w_direction":"Sssssso, what we need to do... is to forget about this whole Martin in prison thing. People will draw unfair conclusions about Martin and or black people.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9592,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Kevin","text":"Cool.","text_w_direction":"Cool.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9593,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Pam","text":"Okay. Angela?","text_w_direction":"Okay. Angela?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9594,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Angela","text":"Sure. Let's protect the convicts. At the expense of the general feeling of safety in the workplace. As a 90-pound female that sits in an ill-lit, rarely-visited corner of the office, naturally I agree with that.","text_w_direction":"Sure. Let's protect the convicts. At the expense of the general feeling of safety in the workplace. As a 90-pound female that sits in an ill-lit, rarely-visited corner of the office, naturally I agree with that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9595,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"Good. All right.","text_w_direction":"Good. All right. [everyone leaves]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9596,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Jim","text":"Jim Halpert.","text_w_direction":"[picks up phone] Jim Halpert.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9597,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Andy","text":"I am so horny.","text_w_direction":"[over phone] I am so horny.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9598,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Jim","text":"...Okay I can't... help you... with that.","text_w_direction":"...Okay I can't... help you... with that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9599,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, I think you can, Big Tuna. Tell me about that Indian chick, Kelly. She seems pretty slutty. Good for a romp in the sack.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I think you can, Big Tuna. Tell me about that Indian chick, Kelly. She seems pretty slutty. Good for a romp in the sack.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9600,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Jim","text":"She is dating Ryan, I think.","text_w_direction":"She is dating Ryan, I think.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9601,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, and I care why?","text_w_direction":"Oh, and I care why?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9602,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Jim","text":"She's... high-maintenance.","text_w_direction":"She's... high-maintenance.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9603,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Andy","text":"Next. How about.... Blondes are more fun. C'mon, trust me on that.","text_w_direction":"Next. How about... [motions toward Angela]. Blondes are more fun. C'mon, trust me on that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9604,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, trust me, that would be fun for no one.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, trust me, that would be fun for no one.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9605,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Andy","text":"Okay fine. Um. Pam, the receptionist. Paaam. Should I go for it?","text_w_direction":"Okay fine. Um. Pam, the receptionist. Paaam. Should I go for it?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9606,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Jim","text":"...Absolutely you should.","text_w_direction":"...Absolutely you should.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9607,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Andy","text":"Jackpot.","text_w_direction":"Jackpot.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9608,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"Just... try to be cool.","text_w_direction":"Just... try to be cool.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9609,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Dwight","text":"I am cool.","text_w_direction":"I am cool.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9610,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, are you cool, really?","text_w_direction":"Okay, are you cool, really?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9611,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm cool, I'm cool, I'm so cool. Tell me what is going on.","text_w_direction":"I'm cool, I'm cool, I'm so cool. Tell me what is going on.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9612,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"Um... Martin, from Stamford, was, at one time, in prison. No. Dwight! Be cool! Be cool!","text_w_direction":"Um... Martin, from Stamford, was, at one time, in prison. [Dwight starts to run] No. Dwight! Be cool! Be cool!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9613,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Dwight","text":"I am greatly concerned about having a convict in the office. And I do not care if that convict is white, black, Asian, German, or some kind of halfsy. I do not like criminals.","text_w_direction":"I am greatly concerned about having a convict in the office. And I do not care if that convict is white, black, Asian, German, or some kind of halfsy. I do not like criminals.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9614,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Andy","text":"All... righty, let's get started. What is she into?","text_w_direction":"All... righty, let's get started. What is she into?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9615,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Jim","text":"I know Pam pretty well. I know the things that she likes, and, just as important, I know the things that she hates. So, one of the things that she likes is pranks. And, the things that she hates...","text_w_direction":"I know Pam pretty well. I know the things that she likes, and, just as important, I know the things that she hates. So, one of the things that she likes is pranks. And, the things that she hates...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9616,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Jim","text":"Frisbee-based competitions...","text_w_direction":"Frisbee-based competitions...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9617,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Andy","text":"Are you kidding?","text_w_direction":"Are you kidding?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9618,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Jim","text":"She...","text_w_direction":"She...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9619,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Andy","text":"I started the main Frisbee golf club at Cornell. Where I went to college. I live to frolf.","text_w_direction":"I started the main Frisbee golf club at Cornell. Where I went to college. I live to frolf.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9620,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Jim","text":"Lead off with that. She loves hunting. She also loves those ads for Six Flags, with the old guy. Got it. Also... do you speak pig latin?","text_w_direction":"Lead off with that. She loves hunting. She also loves those ads for Six Flags, with the old guy. [Andy hums Six Flag ad] Got it. Also... do you speak pig latin?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9621,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"Hey Martin, how's it going?","text_w_direction":"Hey Martin, how's it going?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9622,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Martin","text":"Good. Getting settled, you know?","text_w_direction":"Good. Getting settled, you know?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9623,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"Ah. Good good. Good. Just a second. Everybody? May I have your attention please? I realize that a lot of you have already heard that Martin here has had some trouble with the law, but I just want to declare publicly that I... trust... him, completely, and that anybody who doesn't is an ignorant, dumb... person. Okay? As a matter of fact, you show me a white man you trust and I will show you a black man that I trust even more. Pam. Tell me a white person you trust.","text_w_direction":"Ah. Good good. Good. Just a second. Everybody? May I have your attention please? I realize that a lot of you have already heard that Martin here has had some trouble with the law, but I just want to declare publicly that I... trust... him, completely, and that anybody who doesn't is an ignorant, dumb... person. Okay? As a matter of fact, you show me a white man you trust and I will show you a black man that I trust even more. Pam. Tell me a white person you trust.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9624,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Pam","text":"My dad.","text_w_direction":"My dad.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9625,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"...Danny Glover. Yeah.","text_w_direction":"...Danny Glover. [Jim raises hand] Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9626,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Jim","text":"Jonas Salk.","text_w_direction":"Jonas Salk.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9627,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"Who?","text_w_direction":"Who?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9628,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Jim","text":"Justin Timberlake?","text_w_direction":"Justin Timberlake?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9629,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"Oh. Please. Colin Powell.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Please. Colin Powell.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9630,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Karen","text":"Hey I got one.","text_w_direction":"Hey I got one.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9631,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"Yup.","text_w_direction":"Yup.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9632,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Karen","text":"Jesus.","text_w_direction":"Jesus.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9633,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"Apollo Creed.","text_w_direction":"Apollo Creed.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9634,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"Close your eyes. Picture a convict. What's he wearing? Nothing special, baseball cap on backwards, baggy pants... he says something ordinary like... 'yo, thats shizzle.' Okay. Now slowly open your eyes again. Who are you picturing? A black man? Wrong. That was a white woman. Surprised? Well, shame on you.","text_w_direction":"Close your eyes. Picture a convict. What's he wearing? Nothing special, baseball cap on backwards, baggy pants... he says something ordinary like... 'yo, thats shizzle.' Okay. Now slowly open your eyes again. Who are you picturing? A black man? Wrong. That was a white woman. Surprised? Well, shame on you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9635,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Martin","text":"So... you all wanna know what I was in for?","text_w_direction":"So... you all wanna know what I was in for?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9636,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"No. That's not cool. You don't have to tell them.","text_w_direction":"No. That's not cool. You don't have to tell them.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9637,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Martin","text":"Um, I really don't mind. It was a stupid mistake. I was working in finance and, I... got involved in some insider trading. So, I spent a little time in the clink.","text_w_direction":"Um, I really don't mind. It was a stupid mistake. I was working in finance and, I... got involved in some insider trading. So, I spent a little time in the clink.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9638,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"That is awesome.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] That is awesome.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9639,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Kevin","text":"I had Martin explain to me three times what he got arrested for, because... it sounds an awful lot like what I do here every day.","text_w_direction":"I had Martin explain to me three times what he got arrested for, because... it sounds an awful lot like what I do here every day.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9640,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Pam","text":"What was prison like?","text_w_direction":"What was prison like?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9641,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Martin","text":"Not terrible. Boring. We do the same thing every day. But... at least we got outdoors time.","text_w_direction":"Not terrible. Boring. We do the same thing every day. But... at least we got outdoors time.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9642,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Kevin","text":"You got outdoors time?","text_w_direction":"You got outdoors time?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9643,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Martin","text":"Two hours, every day. Sometimes we'd play pickup football games...","text_w_direction":"Two hours, every day. Sometimes we'd play pickup football games...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9644,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Kevin","text":"Michael, why don't we get outdoors time?","text_w_direction":"Michael, why don't we get outdoors time?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9645,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, some days I never go outside.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, some days I never go outside.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9646,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"Well, we are running a business, so.","text_w_direction":"Well, we are running a business, so.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9647,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Meredith","text":"What was your cell like?","text_w_direction":"What was your cell like?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9648,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Martin","text":"Not good. Uh... a little bit bigger than Michael's office... but, you know, I really only slept there. You know, during the day, there-our time's our own. They had uh, classes, I took some... watercolor classes.","text_w_direction":"Not good. Uh... a little bit bigger than Michael's office... but, you know, I really only slept there. You know, during the day, there-our time's our own. They had uh, classes, I took some... watercolor classes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9649,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Pam","text":"They have art classes?","text_w_direction":"They have art classes?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9650,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Martin","text":"Yeap. Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeap. Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9651,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Ryan","text":"They have business classes there?","text_w_direction":"They have business classes there?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9652,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Martin","text":"They did, taught by some uh, Harvard business school guys--a lot of the guys also, that were in the class, the inmates, a lot of them have gone on to do extraordinary things in business.","text_w_direction":"They did, taught by some uh, Harvard business school guys--a lot of the guys also, that were in the class, the inmates, a lot of them have gone on to do extraordinary things in business.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9653,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Pam","text":"Kinda sounds like... prison's... better than Dunder-Mifflin.","text_w_direction":"Kinda sounds like... prison's... better than Dunder-Mifflin.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9654,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"Ah. Well. That's not true.","text_w_direction":"Ah. Well. That's not true.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9655,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Kevin","text":"I would so rather be in prison.","text_w_direction":"I would so rather be in prison.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9656,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Ryan","text":"Prison sounds great.","text_w_direction":"Prison sounds great.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9657,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"No you would not.","text_w_direction":"No you would not.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9658,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"This place is not prison. It's... way better than prison.","text_w_direction":"This place is not prison. It's... way better than prison.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9659,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Creed","text":"Baby. Hello baby. Here you want to play with this?","text_w_direction":"[singsong voice] Baby. Hello baby. Here you want to play with this?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9660,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Karen","text":"You can't give paperclips to a baby. He could swallow.","text_w_direction":"You can't give paperclips to a baby. He could swallow.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9661,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Creed","text":"Oh, it's okay. I've got tons of them. You like that? Goo-goo-goo-goo?","text_w_direction":"Oh, it's okay. I've got tons of them. You like that? Goo-goo-goo-goo?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9662,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Andy","text":"Pam-a-lama-ding-dong. Listen, you're cute. There is no gettin' around it. So... I don't know if you like country music, but I was thinking maybe one of these days we could drive out to a field, crank up some tunes, smoke a few Macanudos... maybe even toss a disk around. Utway ooday ooyay inkthay, Ampay?","text_w_direction":"Pam-a-lama-ding-dong. Listen, you're cute. There is no gettin' around it. So... I don't know if you like country music, but I was thinking maybe one of these days we could drive out to a field, crank up some tunes, smoke a few Macanudos... maybe even toss a disk around. Utway ooday ooyay inkthay, Ampay?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9663,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Pam","text":"Wow... I--","text_w_direction":"Wow... I--","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9664,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Andy","text":"Shh. Think about it. I'll hit you back.","text_w_direction":"Shh. Think about it. I'll hit you back.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9665,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Pam","text":"Wow. That was... wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow. That was... wow.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9666,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"Okay! Listen up everybody! Um, you guys said that prison was better than this place, and I heard ya, loud and clear, so, I am instituting some changes to make this more like prison. We are going to start with an hour of outdoor time. So let's go!","text_w_direction":"Okay! Listen up everybody! Um, you guys said that prison was better than this place, and I heard ya, loud and clear, so, I am instituting some changes to make this more like prison. We are going to start with an hour of outdoor time. So let's go!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9667,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, it's freezing out.","text_w_direction":"Michael, it's freezing out.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9668,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Phyllis","text":"I can't feel my toes.","text_w_direction":"I can't feel my toes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9669,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"Why don't we... pump some iron? Anyone wanna... pump up?","text_w_direction":"Why don't we... pump some iron? Anyone wanna... pump up?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9670,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Jim","text":"What is that, like... five pounds?","text_w_direction":"What is that, like... five pounds?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9671,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"It's uh... two and a half. I'm not going for bulk, I'm going for tone.","text_w_direction":"It's uh... two and a half. I'm not going for bulk, I'm going for tone.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9672,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Stanley","text":"I'm going back inside.","text_w_direction":"I'm going back inside.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9673,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, it's... freaking cold out here. Anybody wants to stay out, you've got about... twenty-seven minutes of rec time.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it's... freaking cold out here. Anybody wants to stay out, you've got about... twenty-seven minutes of rec time.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9674,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"Oh heyyy. Martiiin. You have TV in the joint?","text_w_direction":"Oh heyyy. Martiiin. You have TV in the joint?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9675,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Martin","text":"Yeah, in the rec room.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, in the rec room.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9676,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"Ah. A ten inch black and white?","text_w_direction":"Ah. A ten inch black and white?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9677,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Martin","text":"Actually, our TV was bigger than that one.","text_w_direction":"Actually, our TV was bigger than that one.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9678,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"These people don't realize how lucky they are. This office is the American Dream. And they would rather be in the hole.","text_w_direction":"These people don't realize how lucky they are. This office is the American Dream. And they would rather be in the hole.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9679,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Jim","text":"Oh. Andy. I thought of one last tact you can take with Pam.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Andy. I thought of one last tact you can take with Pam.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9680,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9681,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Jim","text":"Quick question - do you play the guitar?","text_w_direction":"Quick question - do you play the guitar?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9682,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Andy","text":"I play the banjo.","text_w_direction":"I play the banjo.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9683,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Jim","text":"Hold on, let me think about that, yes, that'll work. But can you sing in a sexy high falsetto voice?","text_w_direction":"Hold on, let me think about that, yes, that'll work. But can you sing in a sexy high falsetto voice?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9684,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Andy","text":"You know I can, my man.","text_w_direction":"[singing] You know I can, my man.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9685,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Jim","text":"Yup. That's perfect.","text_w_direction":"Yup. That's perfect.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9686,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Karen","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9687,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9688,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Andy","text":"I'm gonna go get my banjo out of my car.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna go get my banjo out of my car.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9689,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Jim","text":"Perfect.","text_w_direction":"Perfect.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9690,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Karen","text":"What is going on?","text_w_direction":"What is going on?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9691,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Jim","text":"...I'm messing with Andy. I'm sending him to all the women in the office with... just... terrible information on how to get them to go out with him.","text_w_direction":"...I'm messing with Andy. I'm sending him to all the women in the office with... just... terrible information on how to get them to go out with him.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9692,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Karen","text":"I love it. I want in. Who's the target?","text_w_direction":"I love it. I want in. Who's the target?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9693,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Jim","text":"...Oh, you know what? ... It was... gonna be Pam, but...","text_w_direction":"...Oh, you know what? ... It was... gonna be Pam, but...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9694,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Karen","text":"Perfect. What do I do? Just give me an assignment.","text_w_direction":"Perfect. What do I do? Just give me an assignment.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9695,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, you know what though? I feel like I already sicked him on Pam... we'll give her a break. Let's think of someone else.","text_w_direction":"Uh, you know what though? I feel like I already sicked him on Pam... we'll give her a break. Let's think of someone else.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9696,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"All right everybody, there has been a lot of name calling against our office today. Corporate maligning, slurring, much of it coming from one of you, who claims that prison is better... than... here. And none of can say \"Boo\" because none of us have ever been to prison. Well, there's somebody I'd like you to meet. Somebody else who has been to prison, who can tell you what it is really like. I'm prison Mike! You know why they call me prison Mike?!","text_w_direction":"All right everybody, there has been a lot of name calling against our office today. Corporate maligning, slurring, much of it coming from one of you, who claims that prison is better... than... here. And none of can say \"Boo\" because none of us have ever been to prison. Well, there's somebody I'd like you to meet. Somebody else who has been to prison, who can tell you what it is really like [puts on bandanna]. I'm prison Mike! You know why they call me prison Mike?!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9697,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Angela","text":"Do you really expect us to believe you're somebody else?","text_w_direction":"Do you really expect us to believe you're somebody else?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9698,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"Do you really expect me to not push you up against the wall, beeyotch?! All right, hey, hey, hey, hey, that's just the way we talk in the clink. Been a lot of fun talk about prison today, but I am here to scare you straight. I AM HERE TO SCARE YOU STRAIIIGHT!! In prison you are somebody's bitch. Oh, and you. You, my friend, would be da belle of da ball. Don't drop the soap! Don't drop the soap!","text_w_direction":"Do you really expect me to not push you up against the wall, beeyotch?! [employees protest] All right, hey, hey, hey, hey, that's just the way we talk in the clink. Been a lot of fun talk about prison today, but I am here to scare you straight. I AM HERE TO SCARE YOU STRAIIIGHT!! In prison you are somebody's bitch. Oh, and you. [points to Ryan] You, my friend, would be da belle of da ball. Don't drop the soap! Don't drop the soap!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9699,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Ryan","text":"Michael, please.","text_w_direction":"Michael, please. [Michael makes kissing noises]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9700,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Jim","text":"Where... did you learn all of this?","text_w_direction":"Where... did you learn all of this?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9701,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"Internet.","text_w_direction":"Internet.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9702,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Jim","text":"So, not prison.","text_w_direction":"So, not prison.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9703,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"And prison. Eh, fifty-fifty, both. Look, prison stinks, is what I'm saying. It's not like you can go home, and, recharge your batteries, and come back in the morning and, be with your friends, having fun in the office.","text_w_direction":"And prison. Eh, fifty-fifty, both. Look, prison stinks, is what I'm saying. It's not like you can go home, and, recharge your batteries, and come back in the morning and, be with your friends, having fun in the office.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9704,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Jim","text":"What'd you do, Prison Mike?","text_w_direction":"What'd you do, Prison Mike?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9705,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"I stole. ... And I robbed. And I kidnapped... the... president's son. And held him for ransom.","text_w_direction":"I stole. ... And I robbed. And I kidnapped... the... president's son. And held him for ransom.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9706,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Jim","text":"That is... quite the rap sheet, Prison Mike.","text_w_direction":"That is... quite the rap sheet, Prison Mike.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9707,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"And I nevah got caught, neither.","text_w_direction":"And I nevah got caught, neither.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9708,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Jim","text":"Well, you're... in... prison, but, mmhmm.","text_w_direction":"Well, you're... in... prison, but, mmhmm.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9709,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Pam","text":"Prison Mike? What was the food like in prison?","text_w_direction":"Prison Mike? What was the food like in prison?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9710,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"Gruel. Sandwiches. Gruel omelettes. Nothing but gruel. Plus, you can eat your own hair.","text_w_direction":"Gruel. Sandwiches. Gruel omelettes. Nothing but gruel. Plus, you can eat your own hair.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9711,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Andy","text":"Wow. Prison sounds horrible.","text_w_direction":"Wow. Prison sounds horrible.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9712,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. Yeah. Well, thank you, Andy. Tanks.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Yeah. Well, thank you, Andy. Tanks.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9713,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Dwight","text":"Prison Mike. What's the very very worst thing about prison?","text_w_direction":"Prison Mike. What's the very very worst thing about prison?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9714,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Angela","text":"Don't encourage him, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Don't encourage him, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9715,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"The worst thing about prison was the... was the Dementors. They... were flying all over the place, and they were scary. And they'd come down, and they'd suck the soul out of your body, and it hurt!","text_w_direction":"The worst thing about prison was the... was the Dementors. They... were flying all over the place, and they were scary. And they'd come down, and they'd suck the soul out of your body, and it hurt!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9716,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Karen","text":"Demen-Dementors like in Harry Potter?","text_w_direction":"Demen-Dementors like in Harry Potter?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9717,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"No, not Harry Potter. ... There are no movies in prison. This is my point! You guys got it soft, and cushy! This place is freaking awesome! The people are awesome! Your boss is nice! Everyone seems to get along! People are tolerant! People who... have jumped to conclusions can redeem themselves! Nobody is nobody's bitch. I hope that this scared you. And from me, Prison Mike, to you, I just wanna thank you for listening to me. Letting me be a part of your life today. 'Cause you got a good life! YOu got a good life. A good life. So. What do you think? It doesn't sound so great, does it?","text_w_direction":"No, not Harry Potter. ... There are no movies in prison. This is my point! You guys got it soft, and cushy! This place is freaking awesome! The people are awesome! Your boss is nice! Everyone seems to get along! People are tolerant! People who... have jumped to conclusions can redeem themselves! Nobody is nobody's bitch. I hope that this scared you. And from me, Prison Mike, to you, I just wanna thank you for listening to me. Letting me be a part of your life today. 'Cause you got a good life! YOu got a good life. A good life. [turns around, takes bandanna off] So. What do you think? It doesn't sound so great, does it?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9718,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Pam","text":"Wow. Thank you. Um, that must have been hard for you to relive that. Both of you.","text_w_direction":"Wow. Thank you. Um, that must have been hard for you to relive that. Both of you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9719,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Martin","text":"Yeah, that... wasn't really... at all my experience. There were certain elements of what you performed, I've seen on television. But it didn't remind me of my time in prison.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, that... wasn't really... at all my experience. There were certain elements of what you performed, I've seen on television. But it didn't remind me of my time in prison.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9720,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Okay, fine. You guys think prison is so great? All right. Well, here you go.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Okay, fine. You guys think prison is so great? All right. Well, here you go. [locks employees in conference room]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9721,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, Michael. Come on. Let us out.","text_w_direction":"Okay, Michael. Come on. Let us out.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9722,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"No! If you think is prison is so wonderful, then, enjoy prison! They are such babies. I am going to leave them in there until they can appreciate what it's like to have freedom. And if this doesn't bother them, then I am out of ideas.","text_w_direction":"No! If you think is prison is so wonderful, then, enjoy prison! They are such babies. I am going to leave them in there until they can appreciate what it's like to have freedom. And if this doesn't bother them, then I am out of ideas.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9723,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Kevin","text":"Hey! Let us out of here! Hey! I have--","text_w_direction":"[knocking on door] Hey! Let us out of here! Hey! I have--","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9724,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Hannah","text":"Shh!","text_w_direction":"Shh!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9725,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Toby","text":"This is Toby. Hey Pam. Where are you calling from?","text_w_direction":"[answering phone] This is Toby. Hey Pam. Where are you calling from?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9726,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Toby","text":"Michael. Why's everyone locked in the conference room?","text_w_direction":"Michael. Why's everyone locked in the conference room?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9727,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"They were very disrespectful to me, and to the office. And Martin has had a bad influence, to think that I gave him the benefit of the doubt.","text_w_direction":"They were very disrespectful to me, and to the office. And Martin has had a bad influence, to think that I gave him the benefit of the doubt.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9728,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Toby","text":"Well, you're going to have to let 'em out. Or... or I will.","text_w_direction":"Well, you're going to have to let 'em out. Or... or I will.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9729,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. You know what Toby? I am teaching them a lesson, so.","text_w_direction":"Okay. You know what Toby? I am teaching them a lesson, so.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9730,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Toby","text":"You know they're teasing you. I mean... obviously, this is... a much nicer place than an actual prison. We get paid to be here. We go home afterwards and have social lives. We have... we have parties here. They're teasing you. To be funny.","text_w_direction":"You know they're teasing you. I mean... obviously, this is... a much nicer place than an actual prison. We get paid to be here. We go home afterwards and have social lives. We have... we have parties here. They're teasing you. To be funny.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9731,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"Okay nutcases, get out of there! Good work. Long day. Really long. Why don't you guys head home. Early. Time off for good behavior! Heh. Good job. Enjoy your freedoms!","text_w_direction":"[unlocks door] Okay nutcases, get out of there! Good work. Long day. Really long. Why don't you guys head home. Early. Time off for good behavior! Heh. Good job. Enjoy your freedoms!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9732,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Michael","text":"Martin went from being a new guy from Stamford... to a convict, to... my friend. Back to a convict. Then to... a kind of a nuisance, actually, to be completely honest. And finally, to... a quitter. And I will not miss him. And that is not because he is black.","text_w_direction":"Martin went from being a new guy from Stamford... to a convict, to... my friend. Back to a convict. Then to... a kind of a nuisance, actually, to be completely honest. And finally, to... a quitter. And I will not miss him. And that is not because he is black.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9733,"season":3,"episode":9,"episode_name":"The Convict","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ricky Gervais;Stephen Merchant","character":"Andy","text":"So we've been told, and some choose to believe it, I know they're wrong, wait and see, 'cause one day we'll find it, the ainbowray onnectionkay, the lovers, the dreamers, and meeee...","text_w_direction":"[singing] So we've been told, and some choose to believe it, I know they're wrong, wait and see, 'cause one day we'll find it, the ainbowray onnectionkay, the lovers, the dreamers, and meeee...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2373,"air_date":"2006-11-30"}
{"index":9734,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Merry Christmas!","text_w_direction":"Merry Christmas! [holds up dead goose and puts it on Pam's desk]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9735,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Merry Christ-- NO! Why... why did you bring that here?","text_w_direction":"Merry Christ--[looks up] NO! Why... why did you bring that here?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9736,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Don't worry, she's dead. Oh wait. He's dead.","text_w_direction":"Don't worry, she's dead. Oh wait. He's dead.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9737,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Dwight, what uh...","text_w_direction":"Dwight, what uh...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9738,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I accidentally ran over it. It's a Christmas miracle!","text_w_direction":"I accidentally ran over it. It's a Christmas miracle!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9739,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Well, get it out of here.","text_w_direction":"Well, get it out of here.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9740,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Relax, OK. And because this is Christmas, I am going to roast this goose and prepare it with a wild rice dressing. Do we have any cayenne pepper in the kitchen?","text_w_direction":"Relax, OK. And because this is Christmas, I am going to roast this goose and prepare it with a wild rice dressing. Do we have any cayenne pepper in the kitchen?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9741,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Merry Christmas Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Merry Christmas Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9742,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim.","text_w_direction":"Jim.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9743,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Wow. What have we got here?","text_w_direction":"Wow. What have we got here?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9744,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"What does it look like?","text_w_direction":"What does it look like?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9745,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Dead goose.","text_w_direction":"Dead goose.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9746,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"And circle gets the square.","text_w_direction":"And circle gets the square.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9747,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9748,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"So can you watch this? I'm gonna get my carving knife out of the trunk.","text_w_direction":"[to Pam] So can you watch this? I'm gonna get my carving knife out of the trunk.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9749,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Toby","text":"Oh, Dwight, we talked about this.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Dwight, we talked about this.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9750,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"No, Toby, this is different. He's already dead.","text_w_direction":"No, Toby, this is different. He's already dead.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9751,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Once I brought in a duck. To prepare for lunch. And people got upset. Apparently, they got attached to the duck and didn't want to see it killed.","text_w_direction":"Once I brought in a duck. To prepare for lunch. And people got upset. Apparently, they got attached to the duck and didn't want to see it killed.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9752,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"He was already dead. And we Schrutes use every part of the goose. The meat has a delicious, smoky, rich flavor. Plus you can use the molten goose grease and save it in the refrigerator, thus saving you a trip to the store for a can of expensive goose grease.","text_w_direction":"He was already dead. And we Schrutes use every part of the goose. The meat has a delicious, smoky, rich flavor. Plus you can use the molten goose grease and save it in the refrigerator, thus saving you a trip to the store for a can of expensive goose grease.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9753,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Wow. Win-Win.","text_w_direction":"Wow. Win-Win.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9754,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Exactly. Thank you, Jim.","text_w_direction":"Exactly. Thank you, Jim.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9755,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"I like goose. If it's already dead is it so crazy we eat it?","text_w_direction":"I like goose. If it's already dead is it so crazy we eat it?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9756,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Creed","text":"That's crazy. It's crazy.","text_w_direction":"That's crazy. It's crazy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9757,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Toby","text":"Dwight, you cannot keep that here.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, you cannot keep that here.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9758,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok, that is ridiculous. And totally against the spirit of Christmas.","text_w_direction":"Ok, that is ridiculous. And totally against the spirit of Christmas.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9759,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Toby","text":"Come on Dwight. We went over this, like for a half an hour.","text_w_direction":"Come on Dwight. We went over this, like for a half an hour.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9760,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"It's Christmas Toby.","text_w_direction":"It's Christmas Toby.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9761,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Toby","text":"It's a dead animal in an office. You can't...","text_w_direction":"It's a dead animal in an office. You can't...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9762,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Toby...","text_w_direction":"Toby...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9763,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Toby","text":"I'm sorry.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9764,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Please? Please?","text_w_direction":"[sighs] Please? Please?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9765,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Toby","text":"Clean it in your car.","text_w_direction":"Clean it in your car.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9766,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"I would like it off my desk.","text_w_direction":"I would like it off my desk.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9767,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh Pam. Take a chill pill.","text_w_direction":"Oh Pam. Take a chill pill.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9768,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Deck the halls with boughs of holly. Fa la la la la la la la la. 'Tis the ... ack. Hey! I would like a nice slice of Christmas Pam. Side of candied Pams. And perhaps, some Pam-chops, with mint...","text_w_direction":"[Riding a bicycle down the hallway and singing] Deck the halls with boughs of holly. Fa la la la la la la la la. [Struggling to stay on] 'Tis the ... ack. [expletive] Hey! [to Pam] I would like a nice slice of Christmas Pam. Side of candied Pams. And perhaps, some Pam-chops, with mint...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9769,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Can I help you, Michael?","text_w_direction":"Can I help you, Michael?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9770,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I'm looking for the toy drive box.","text_w_direction":"I'm looking for the toy drive box.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9771,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"It's behind you.","text_w_direction":"It's behind you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9772,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"OK... Well, I need to put this bike in there. I hope it'll fit, with all these little knickknacks.","text_w_direction":"OK... Well, I need to put this bike in there. I hope it'll fit, with all these little knickknacks.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9773,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Wow. What kind of bike is that?","text_w_direction":"Wow. What kind of bike is that?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9774,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Umm... I don't know? Average kind?","text_w_direction":"Umm... I don't know? Average kind?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9775,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"The tires look pretty worn.","text_w_direction":"The tires look pretty worn.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9776,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Well, that is probably from the test drive.","text_w_direction":"Well, that is probably from the test drive.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9777,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"But the paint's chipping. Is that your old bike, Michael?","text_w_direction":"But the paint's chipping. Is that your old bike, Michael?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9778,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9779,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Yo, Michael, sweet ride Mike.","text_w_direction":"Yo, Michael, sweet ride Mike.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9780,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, thanks.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thanks. [Michael and Andy do a fist bump and explosion.]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9781,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Michael?","text_w_direction":"Michael?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9782,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yes? Oh Pam, that is so sweet. You didn't have to do that.","text_w_direction":"Yes? [Pam holds up a bag] Oh Pam, that is so sweet. You didn't have to do that.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9783,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"I didn't, it's from corporate.","text_w_direction":"[hands over bag] I didn't, it's from corporate.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9784,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"OK. Did everybody get one of these?","text_w_direction":"OK. Did everybody get one of these?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9785,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Yup.","text_w_direction":"Yup.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9786,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Terrific. Good.","text_w_direction":"Terrific. Good.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9787,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"This is going to be the best Christmas ever. My girlfriend Carol is coming to our party tonight, and I have a little surprise for her. I've got two tickets to paradise! Pack your bags, we're leaving the day-after-tomorrow! Um, taking her to Sandals, Jamaica, all-inclusive. All-inclusive. You know what that means? Right? Yeah.","text_w_direction":"This is going to be the best Christmas ever. My girlfriend Carol is coming to our party tonight, and I have a little surprise for her. [singing] I've got two tickets to paradise! Pack your bags, we're leaving the day-after-tomorrow! Um, taking her to Sandals, Jamaica, all-inclusive. All-inclusive. You know what that means? Right? Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9788,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, I think you're supposed to put a toy in the box, Creed.","text_w_direction":"[Creed takes toy from toy drive box.] Oh, I think you're supposed to put a toy in the box, Creed.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9789,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Creed","text":"And a happy holiday to you.","text_w_direction":"And a happy holiday to you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9790,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Carol.","text_w_direction":"[Carol walks through door looking upset] [waves] Carol.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9791,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Carol","text":"Hi, is Michael around here?","text_w_direction":"Hi, is Michael around here?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9792,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"There she is. A Christmas Carol. Hello You're about five hours early to the party. You're such a blonde.","text_w_direction":"There she is. A Christmas Carol. Hello [kisses Carol] You're about five hours early to the party. You're such a blonde. [laughs]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9793,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Carol","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9794,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, everybody. I don't know who you haven't met yet, but I think this is one of them. This is my girlfriend - Carol. This is just the front of her. Show 'em, show 'em the other side.","text_w_direction":"Hey, everybody. I don't know who you haven't met yet, but I think this is one of them. This is my girlfriend - Carol. This is just the front of her. Show 'em, show 'em the other side.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9795,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Carol","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"[whispers] What?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9796,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Turn around, turn around. Come on.","text_w_direction":"Turn around, turn around. Come on. [making a body turning gesture]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9797,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Carol","text":"Get outta here.","text_w_direction":"Get outta here.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9798,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"No, you get outta here.","text_w_direction":"No, you get outta here.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9799,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Michael","text_w_direction":"Michael","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9800,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9801,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"If I may say. She's even prettier that you described her.","text_w_direction":"If I may say. She's even prettier that you described her.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9802,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, ouch. Michael, I don't think there is anything wrong with the way you described her.","text_w_direction":"[standing up] Oh, ouch. Michael, I don't think there is anything wrong with the way you described her.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9803,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9804,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Carol","text":"I really need a moment alone with you.","text_w_direction":"I really need a moment alone with you. [Carol heads towards Michael's office.]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9805,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Not as much as I need a moment alone with you. Berp.","text_w_direction":"Not as much as I need a moment alone with you. [puts finger on her back and reaches for her butt] Berp.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9806,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Carol","text":"What is this?","text_w_direction":"What is this? [Holds up a Christmas photo]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9807,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"That is my Christmas card. It's a picture of you and me and your kids on a ski trip, having a blast. Ski-sons Greetings.","text_w_direction":"That is my Christmas card. It's a picture of you and me and your kids on a ski trip, having a blast. Ski-sons Greetings.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9808,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Carol","text":"No. See, we never went on a ski trip.","text_w_direction":"No. See, we never went on a ski trip.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9809,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9810,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Carol","text":"I went on a ski trip.","text_w_direction":"I went on a ski trip.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9811,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Right.","text_w_direction":"Right.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9812,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Carol","text":"Two years ago with my kids and my ex-husband.","text_w_direction":"Two years ago with my kids and my ex-husband.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9813,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, but what you didn't realize at the time was that I was with you in a sense. I was in your heart...","text_w_direction":"Yes, but what you didn't realize at the time was that I was with you in a sense. I was in your heart...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9814,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Carol","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9815,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"And next to your kids. What?","text_w_direction":"And next to your kids. What?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9816,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Carol","text":"This is so weird.","text_w_direction":"This is so weird.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9817,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I don't understand?","text_w_direction":"I don't understand?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9818,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"It's a bold move, to Photoshop yourself into a picture with your girlfriend and her kids on a ski trip with their real father. But then again, Michael's a bold guy. Is bold the right word?","text_w_direction":"It's a bold move, to Photoshop yourself into a picture with your girlfriend and her kids on a ski trip with their real father. But then again, Michael's a bold guy. [Towards unseen cameraman] Is bold the right word?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9819,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Carol","text":"I think you're a really sweet guy.","text_w_direction":"I think you're a really sweet guy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9820,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"OK","text_w_direction":"OK","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9821,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Carol","text":"But, um, I don't know how to deal with, with this thing. And, and the proposal. And I don't think things are going to work out with us.","text_w_direction":"But, um, I don't know how to deal with, with this thing [waves Christmas card]. And, and the proposal. And I don't think things are going to work out with us.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9822,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"No, no no no Ok, OK, You know what, you're not thinking straight. You know what you need? You need to think this through in Jamaica's largest fresh water pool.","text_w_direction":"No, no no no Ok, OK, You know what, you're not thinking straight. You know what you need? You need to think this through in [making drum noise] Jamaica's largest fresh water pool.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9823,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Carol","text":"What are you talking about?","text_w_direction":"What are you talking about?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9824,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I got us tickets to Sandals, Jamaica, We leave day after tomorrow.. You better find the skimpiest bikini there is.","text_w_direction":"I got us tickets to Sandals, Jamaica, We leave day after tomorrow. [Carol shakes head in disappointment]. You better find the skimpiest bikini there is.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9825,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Carol","text":"Oh, no. Michael.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no. Michael.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9826,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"And it's all inclusive.","text_w_direction":"And it's all inclusive.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9827,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Carol","text":"Michael...","text_w_direction":"Michael...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9828,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9829,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Carol","text":"I'm sorry.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9830,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"No, Carol. You walk out that door and it is over.","text_w_direction":"No, Carol. You walk out that door and it is over.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9831,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Carol","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know. [Closes door.]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9832,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Psst. Jim. Um, hey. I need to give you your Christmas gift now because, well, I'll just tell you.","text_w_direction":"Psst. Jim. [Jim turns around. Pam nods head towards her for him to come over] Um, hey. I need to give you your Christmas gift now because, well, I'll just tell you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9833,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9834,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"For the past few months I've been sending Dwight letters from the CIA.","text_w_direction":"For the past few months I've been sending Dwight letters from the CIA. [hands a folder to Jim]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9835,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Are you serious?","text_w_direction":"Are you serious?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9836,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"They're considering him for a top secret mission. There's his application. Oh, and this is where I made him list every secret he promised he'd never ever tell.","text_w_direction":"They're considering him for a top secret mission. There's his application. Oh, and this is where I made him list every secret he promised he'd never ever tell.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9837,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Last year, my boss, Michael Scott, took a day off because he said he had pneumonia, but really, he was leaving early to go to magic camp. Wow.","text_w_direction":"[Opens folder and reads from Dwight's file] Last year, my boss, Michael Scott, took a day off because he said he had pneumonia, but really, he was leaving early to go to magic camp. Wow.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9838,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"So... here's the gift. You get to decide what his top secret mission is. Sorry I didn't wrap it.","text_w_direction":"So... here's the gift. You get to decide what his top secret mission is. [Jim smiles] Sorry I didn't wrap it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9839,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"You know what? Uh, I really don't think I should be doing this stuff anymore, you know?","text_w_direction":"[closes folder] You know what? Uh, I really don't think I should be doing this stuff anymore, you know?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9840,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9841,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"No, because of the promotion.","text_w_direction":"No, because of the promotion.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9842,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Oh yeah.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9843,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"It just feels a little bit, like...","text_w_direction":"It just feels a little bit, like...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9844,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"No, I get it, of course. OK.","text_w_direction":"No, I get it, of course. OK. [holds out hand for folder. Jim gives Pam back the folder.]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9845,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"I feel like there's a chance for me to start over. And if I fall back into the same kind of things I used to do., then ... what am I doing?","text_w_direction":"I feel like there's a chance for me to start over. And if I fall back into the same kind of things I used to do., then ... what am I doing?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9846,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I'd like everybody's attention. Christmas is canceled.","text_w_direction":"I'd like everybody's attention. Christmas is canceled.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9847,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Stanley","text":"You can't cancel a holiday.","text_w_direction":"You can't cancel a holiday.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9848,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Keep it up Stanley and you will lose New Year's.","text_w_direction":"Keep it up Stanley and you will lose New Year's.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9849,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Stanley","text":"What does that mean?","text_w_direction":"What does that mean?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9850,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Jim, take New Year's away from Stanley.","text_w_direction":"Jim, take New Year's away from Stanley.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9851,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, what's going on?","text_w_direction":"Michael, what's going on?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9852,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Carol and I split up. Amicably. And I just don't think it would be appropriate to celebrate under the circumstances.","text_w_direction":"Carol and I split up. Amicably. And I just don't think it would be appropriate to celebrate under the circumstances.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9853,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Will they still air 'Rudolph?'","text_w_direction":"Will they still air 'Rudolph?'","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9854,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"That's not fair.","text_w_direction":"That's not fair.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9855,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Are we gonna cancel Hanukah as well?","text_w_direction":"[over everybody else's talking] Are we gonna cancel Hanukah as well?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9856,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Fine! Have your party. Just no guests.","text_w_direction":"Fine! [everybody stops talking] Have your party. Just no guests.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9857,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"But we invited guests.","text_w_direction":"But we invited guests.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9858,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Well, you know what Phyllis? All of your guests would have probably canceled at the last minute anyway, leaving your life a stupid rotten mess.","text_w_direction":"Well, you know what Phyllis? All of your guests would have probably canceled at the last minute anyway, leaving your life a stupid rotten mess.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9859,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, oh, oh, oh, it hurts.","text_w_direction":"Oh, oh, oh, oh, it hurts.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9860,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9861,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"It hurts my heart. It hurts my stomach. It hurts my arms.","text_w_direction":"It hurts my heart. It hurts my stomach. It hurts my arms.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9862,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"OK, well, why are you laying like that?","text_w_direction":"OK, well, why are you laying like that?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9863,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Thanks. How did you push away the bad thoughts?","text_w_direction":"[moves a little] Thanks. How did you push away the bad thoughts?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9864,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Like what?","text_w_direction":"Like what?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9865,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Like maybe, the real reason they left was because there were things they wanted you to do in bed, that were, foreign, and scary?","text_w_direction":"Like maybe, the real reason they left was because there were things they wanted you to do in bed, that were, foreign, and scary?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9866,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Well.. um I, I don't...","text_w_direction":"Well.. um I, I don't...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9867,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"And not that you didn't want to try them. Some wine may have helped. Do you know what I'm referring to?","text_w_direction":"And not that you didn't want to try them. Some wine may have helped. Do you know what I'm referring to?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9868,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"I don't need to know.","text_w_direction":"I don't need to know.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9869,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael. Sorry to interrupt. Uh, It appears we're one bathrobe short.","text_w_direction":"Michael. Sorry to interrupt. Uh, It appears we're one bathrobe short.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9870,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Take it from Toby.","text_w_direction":"Take it from Toby.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9871,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Copy.","text_w_direction":"Copy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9872,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, would you like to go to Sandals, Jamaica with me?","text_w_direction":"Hey, would you like to go to Sandals, Jamaica with me?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9873,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"No, thank you.","text_w_direction":"No, thank you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9874,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"It's all... OK.","text_w_direction":"It's all... [Pam walks away.] OK.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9875,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Toby","text":"Hey Dwight. Pretty nice robe- Why?","text_w_direction":"Hey Dwight. Pretty nice robe- [Dwight grabs bag with robe in it and walks away.] Why?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9876,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Phyllis, I need you to pick up green streamers at lunch.","text_w_direction":"Phyllis, I need you to pick up green streamers at lunch.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9877,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"I thought you said green was whorish.","text_w_direction":"I thought you said green was whorish.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9878,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"No, orange is whorish.","text_w_direction":"No, orange is whorish.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9879,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"Uh, so I had a couple of ideas to make the Stamford people feel more at home. Each year we have a Christmas raffle ....","text_w_direction":"Uh, so I had a couple of ideas to make the Stamford people feel more at home. Each year we have a Christmas raffle ... [Phyllis and Pam nod their heads in agreement].","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9880,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"It would never work here.","text_w_direction":"It would never work here.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9881,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"Ok ... um, another idea was karaoke ...","text_w_direction":"Ok ... um, another idea was karaoke ...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9882,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9883,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"A Christmas drinking game ...","text_w_direction":"A Christmas drinking game ...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9884,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Meredith","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9885,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"God help you.","text_w_direction":"God help you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9886,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9887,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"These are all terrible ideas and none of them are on the theme of \"A Nutcracker Christmas.\" I think you should leave.","text_w_direction":"These are all terrible ideas and none of them are on the theme of \"A Nutcracker Christmas.\" I think you should leave.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9888,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"You're kidding.","text_w_direction":"You're kidding.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9889,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"You tried this out, and it's clearly not for you. It's time to go. Come on. Please. Thank you. OK, thank you very much.","text_w_direction":"You tried this out, and it's clearly not for you. It's time to go. Come on. [Angela gets up from seat] Please. [Karen gets up and leaves] Thank you. OK, thank you very much. [Angela closes door]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9890,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing? [\"Goodbye My Lover\" by James Blunt plays]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9891,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"We are getting rid of everything that reminds you of Carol.","text_w_direction":"[putting things into a box] We are getting rid of everything that reminds you of Carol.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9892,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, what's the haps?","text_w_direction":"Hey, what's the haps? [Dwight shuts door in his face.]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9893,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Carol?","text_w_direction":"Carol?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9894,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, look at this. Your old condo closing papers. It's riddled with Carol's name. I wish I could throw this in the box.","text_w_direction":"Oh, look at this. [looks through papers] Your old condo closing papers. It's riddled with Carol's name. I wish I could throw this in the box. [Michael hits repeat to \"Goodbye My Lover\" on computer]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9895,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Why don't you just buy the whole song?","text_w_direction":"Why don't you just buy the whole song?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9896,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I don't have to buy it. I just want to taste it. I just... I just want a little taste of it.","text_w_direction":"I don't have to buy it. I just want to taste it. I just... I just want a little taste of it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9897,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, look at this, she saved you two thousand dollars 'cause they failed to report a mold problem. But wouldn't that affect the final... How did she? Oh, oh, I see what she did. That is good. Wow. Carol is one smart cookie.","text_w_direction":"Oh, look at this, she saved you two thousand dollars 'cause they failed to report a mold problem. [Continues to sift through papers] But wouldn't that affect the final... How did she? Oh, oh, I see what she did. That is good. Wow. Carol is one smart cookie.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9898,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Goodbye my lover. Goodbye my friend.","text_w_direction":"[singing] Goodbye my lover. Goodbye my friend. [hits repeat again]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9899,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"This is an old adage, but they say when you find true love, you know within the first 24 hours. With Carol, I knew within the first 24 minutes of the second day I met her.","text_w_direction":"This is an old adage, but they say when you find true love, you know within the first 24 hours. With Carol, I knew within the first 24 minutes of the second day I met her.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9900,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"I feel like I've been kinda cold to Karen and there's no real reason for it. I mean it's not like she's ever done anything to me. So, I think I probably shouldn't be cold to her.","text_w_direction":"I feel like I've been kinda cold to Karen and there's no real reason for it. I mean it's not like she's ever done anything to me. So, I think I probably shouldn't be cold to her.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9901,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, Karen. Sorry about that meeting today, that was really crazy.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Karen. Sorry about that meeting today, that was really crazy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9902,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"Yeah, right? I'm so glad you said that. Because, I don't know how those meetings usually go.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, right? I'm so glad you said that. Because, I don't know how those meetings usually go.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9903,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Um, usually like that.","text_w_direction":"Um, usually like that.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9904,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"Does anyone ever stand up to Angela or..?","text_w_direction":"Does anyone ever stand up to Angela or..?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9905,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"I think one of her cats did once. She came in with scratches all over her face.","text_w_direction":"I think one of her cats did once. She came in with scratches all over her face. [both laugh]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9906,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"Right.","text_w_direction":"Right.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9907,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Um, I really liked your karaoke idea.","text_w_direction":"Um, I really liked your karaoke idea.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9908,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"Oh cool, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Oh cool, yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9909,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"That could really be fun.","text_w_direction":"That could really be fun.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9910,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"Oh, thank you.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thank you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9911,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"You guys do a raffle?","text_w_direction":"You guys do a raffle?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9912,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"Yeah, we do a raffle...","text_w_direction":"Yeah, we do a raffle...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9913,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Toby","text":"Hey Kev.","text_w_direction":"Hey Kev.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9914,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey. [Toby puts hand on Kevin's back, who is wearing the robe and feels it a little bit.]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9915,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"This should've been up yesterday.","text_w_direction":"This should've been up yesterday. [refers to party flyer]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9916,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"It'll be all right.","text_w_direction":"It'll be all right.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9917,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"What is that? The \"Committee to Plan Parties invites you to a margarita-karaoke Christmas?\" There's no such thing as the \"Committee to Plan Parties.\"","text_w_direction":"[Pam puts up another flyer] What is that? [Reads flyer] The \"Committee to Plan Parties invites you to a margarita-karaoke Christmas?\" There's no such thing as the \"Committee to Plan Parties.\"","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9918,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"There is now. We just started it.","text_w_direction":"There is now. We just started it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9919,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Well, you just can't start a committee. You have to have funding.","text_w_direction":"Well, you just can't start a committee. You have to have funding.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9920,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"What's your funding?","text_w_direction":"What's your funding?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9921,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Two hundred dollars.","text_w_direction":"Two hundred dollars.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9922,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"What's ours again?","text_w_direction":"What's ours again?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9923,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"Umm, two hundred and one dollars.","text_w_direction":"Umm, two hundred and one dollars.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9924,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Oh right.","text_w_direction":"Oh right.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9925,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kelly","text":"Hey, a margarita-karaoke Christmas party, that sounds like fun.","text_w_direction":"[pointing] Hey, a margarita-karaoke Christmas party, that sounds like fun.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9926,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"No, that is not a party. There's only one party and it's hosted by the Party PLANNING Committee and it starts at three o'clock.","text_w_direction":"No, that is not a party. There's only one party and it's hosted by the Party PLANNING Committee and it starts at three o'clock.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9927,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"Then why are there two flyers?","text_w_direction":"Then why are there two flyers?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9928,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"Oh, I understand that this is confusing for everyone, let me explain. There's a party that starts at three.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I understand that this is confusing for everyone, let me explain. There's a party that starts at three.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9929,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"Right.","text_w_direction":"Right.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9930,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"And then there's a way more fun party that starts at two forty-five.","text_w_direction":"And then there's a way more fun party that starts at two forty-five.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9931,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Right, and if you're interested in the way more fun party, all the info can be found here on our more brightly colored flyer.","text_w_direction":"Right, and if you're interested in the way more fun party, all the info can be found here on our more brightly colored flyer. [Angela rips down brightly colored flyer and walks away. Karen rips down Angela's flyer.]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9932,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"I didn't see where it was.","text_w_direction":"I didn't see where it was.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9933,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Yup, looks like the Scranton people and the Stamford people are finally coming together. And that's what you want, right?","text_w_direction":"Yup, looks like the Scranton people and the Stamford people are finally coming together. And that's what you want, right?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9934,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"I think that's a really good option...","text_w_direction":"I think that's a really good option...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9935,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Pam and Karen. I am ordering you to cease and desist all party planning. Immediately.","text_w_direction":"Pam and Karen. I am ordering you to cease and desist all party planning. Immediately.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9936,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"You can't do that.","text_w_direction":"You can't do that.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9937,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"As ranking number three in this office, I am order -","text_w_direction":"As ranking number three in this office, I am order -","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9938,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Umm... I'm number three.","text_w_direction":"Umm... I'm number three.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9939,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"You're number four.","text_w_direction":"You're number four.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9940,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, but I'm number three.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but I'm number three.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9941,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Ah, no. You must turn over to me all Christmas decorations and party paraphernalia immediately that will be returned to you on January fourth.","text_w_direction":"Ah, no. [to Pam and Karen] You must turn over to me all Christmas decorations and party paraphernalia immediately that will be returned to you on January fourth.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9942,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"OK, I think I can help here.","text_w_direction":"OK, I think I can help here.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9943,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok, good","text_w_direction":"Ok, good","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9944,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"As ranking number two, I am starting a committee to determine the validity of the two committees and I am the sole member. The committee will act on this now.","text_w_direction":"As ranking number two, I am starting a committee to determine the validity of the two committees and I am the sole member. The committee will act on this now.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9945,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"OK, this is stupid.","text_w_direction":"OK, this is stupid.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9946,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Could you please keep it down? I'm in session. I've determined that this committee is valid.","text_w_direction":"Could you please keep it down? [interrupted Dwight] I'm in session. I've determined that this committee is valid. [Pam and Karen cheer.]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9947,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"No no, no, wait, wait, wait Permission to join the Validity Committee.","text_w_direction":"No no, no, wait, wait, wait [raises hand] Permission to join the Validity Committee.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9948,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Permission denied.","text_w_direction":"Permission denied.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9949,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Damn it!","text_w_direction":"Damn it!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9950,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Hey. I can't concentrate when I know you're in pain, man. Let me take you to lunch. C'mon, my treat.","text_w_direction":"Hey. I can't concentrate when I know you're in pain, man. Let me take you to lunch. [Michael sighs.] C'mon, my treat.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9951,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"All right. Nothing here to distract myself with anyway.","text_w_direction":"All right. Nothing here to distract myself with anyway.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9952,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"That's my boy. I know the perfect place, too.","text_w_direction":"That's my boy. I know the perfect place, too.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9953,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Hooters?","text_w_direction":"Hooters?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9954,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"No. Benihana. Much classier. But don't worry, the babes are totally hot, too.","text_w_direction":"No. Benihana. Much classier. But don't worry, the babes are totally hot, too. [do a fist bump and explosion]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9955,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Ah, I need my entourage Jim. Dwight. Ryan. C'mon, we're going to Asian Hooters.","text_w_direction":"Ah, I need my entourage [both exit Michael's office] Jim. Dwight. Ryan. C'mon, we're going to Asian Hooters.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9956,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Ryan","text":"Ah man, I can't.","text_w_direction":"Ah man, I can't.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9957,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Why not?","text_w_direction":"Why not?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9958,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Ryan","text":"I'm not feeling so well. I've got a ton of work to do here. MSG allergy, peanut allergy, I just ate there last night.","text_w_direction":"I'm not feeling so well. I've got a ton of work to do here. MSG allergy, peanut allergy, I just ate there last night. [Michael feels Ryan's forehead]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9959,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, feel better.","text_w_direction":"Ok, feel better.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9960,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Ryan","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9961,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"C'mon Jim, let's go.","text_w_direction":"C'mon Jim, let's go.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9962,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"OK. Wow, thanks for taking all the excuses, dude.","text_w_direction":"OK. [to Ryan] Wow, thanks for taking all the excuses, dude.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9963,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Ryan","text":"Doctor appointment, car trouble, plantar warts, granddad fought in World War II. Use your head, man. I keep mine in here. Look alive, Halpert. Welcome back.","text_w_direction":"Doctor appointment, car trouble, plantar warts, granddad fought in World War II. Use your head, man. I keep mine in here. [Holds up blackberry.] Look alive, Halpert. Welcome back.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9964,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Bros before hos. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They have got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho and you told her she was the only ho for you. And that she was better than all the other hos in the world. And then ... and then suddenly she's not yo' ho no mo'.","text_w_direction":"Bros before hos. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They have got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho and you told her she was the only ho for you. And that she was better than all the other hos in the world. And then ... and then suddenly she's not yo' ho no mo'.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9965,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"So she looks really hot, so I said, \"You look hotter than usual today.\" Thank you. Michael Head of the table.","text_w_direction":"So she looks really hot, so I said, \"You look hotter than usual today.\" [to waitress] Thank you. Michael [gesturing to sit down.] Head of the table.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9966,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Get out Jim. Actually, um... Sir, I'm going to need take this chair.","text_w_direction":"Get out Jim. [Dwight tries to sit between Andy and Jim] Actually, um... [to two other people at the table] Sir, I'm going to need take this chair.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9967,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight, just, just leave them alone please. They're on a date. They look very happy.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, just, just leave them alone please. They're on a date. They look very happy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9968,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"So she looks at me right, and she goes, \"I'm sorry, don't I even know you?\" After a year, a year of buying lattes from her, do you believe that?","text_w_direction":"So she looks at me right, and she goes, \"I'm sorry, don't I even know you?\" After a year, a year of buying lattes from her, do you believe that?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9969,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9970,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I can't... I can't here what you're saying.","text_w_direction":"I can't... I can't here what you're saying.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9971,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Carol used to drink lattes.","text_w_direction":"Carol used to drink lattes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9972,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"What're you talking about?","text_w_direction":"[off screen at other end of table] What're you talking about?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9973,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"She would get this little foam mustache...","text_w_direction":"She would get this little foam mustache...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9974,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Carol had a mustache?","text_w_direction":"[still off screen] Carol had a mustache?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9975,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"And I used to say \"Hey, got latte?\" And she'd say, that's not funny.","text_w_direction":"And I used to say \"Hey, got latte?\" And she'd say, that's not funny.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9976,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"What are you guys talking about?","text_w_direction":"[off screen] What are you guys talking about?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9977,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"She totally got me. She understood that we didn't have to laugh to enjoy ---","text_w_direction":"She totally got me. She understood that we didn't have to laugh to enjoy ---","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9978,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael! Repeat what you said louder!","text_w_direction":"Michael! Repeat what you said louder!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9979,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"It is my job to be there for Michael. How can I be there for Michael if I'm here for Michael?","text_w_direction":"It is my job to be there for Michael. How can I be there for Michael if I'm here for Michael? [food is thrown at Dwight's face]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9980,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I'm already starting to forget what color eyes she had. I can't, OK, I'm gonna call her. I am gonna call and find out...","text_w_direction":"I'm already starting to forget what color eyes she had. I can't, OK, I'm gonna call her. I am gonna call and find out...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9981,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9982,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Who are you calling?","text_w_direction":"Who are you calling?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9983,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I'm just gonna call her.","text_w_direction":"I'm just gonna call her.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9984,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Put that away. Put that away. S.O.S. We... I... May day. Haha. Man down over here, we need your help.","text_w_direction":"Put that away. Put that away. S.O.S. We... I... May day. Haha. Man down over here, [to waitress] we need your help.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9985,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Waitress","text":"What can I get for 'ya?","text_w_direction":"What can I get for 'ya?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9986,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"I think we'll start with a round of noga-sakes.","text_w_direction":"I think we'll start with a round of noga-sakes. [waitress gives confused look]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9987,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"One part eggnog, three parts sake. Some places won't make it for you though, because eggnog is seasonal.","text_w_direction":"One part eggnog, three parts sake. Some places won't make it for you though, because eggnog is seasonal.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9988,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"You should, you should put out salt for the rims","text_w_direction":"You should, you should put out salt for the rims [referring to margaritas]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9989,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"That's a great idea.","text_w_direction":"That's a great idea.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9990,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Phyllis?","text_w_direction":"Phyllis?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9991,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"I was just getting a snack.","text_w_direction":"I was just getting a snack.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9992,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"You can have your snack in here.","text_w_direction":"You can have your snack in here.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9993,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Pam, don't tell her what to do! Phyllis.","text_w_direction":"Pam, don't tell her what to do! Phyllis.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9994,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9995,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"I think I'll go to Angela's party, because that's the party I know.","text_w_direction":"I think I'll go to Angela's party, because that's the party I know.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9996,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Ryan","text":"I miss the days when there was only one party I didn't want to go to.","text_w_direction":"I miss the days when there was only one party I didn't want to go to.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9997,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Roy","text":"So I only use three?","text_w_direction":"So I only use three?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9998,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"If you're using more than three pieces of tape to wrap a present, you're doing it wrong.","text_w_direction":"If you're using more than three pieces of tape to wrap a present, you're doing it wrong.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":9999,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Roy","text":"OK. And where to do you get all those cool bows?","text_w_direction":"OK. And where to do you get all those cool bows?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10000,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, I just get those at any party supply place.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I just get those at any party supply place.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10001,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Roy","text":"OK. Are you sure I can't use like, the cartoons from the newspaper?","text_w_direction":"OK. Are you sure I can't use like, the cartoons from the newspaper?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10002,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Oh yeah, your mom would love that.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah, your mom would love that.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10003,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Roy","text":"Hey. All right, I'll see you guys later.","text_w_direction":"[Karen walks in] Hey. All right, I'll see you guys later. [leaves room]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10004,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Bye.","text_w_direction":"Bye.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10005,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"He's cute. You should date him.","text_w_direction":"He's cute. You should date him.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10006,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, yeah... Maybe.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah... Maybe.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10007,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Looks like you've got a little Nakiri knife action going there.","text_w_direction":"Looks like you've got a little Nakiri knife action going there.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10008,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Chef","text":"No, it's Usuba.","text_w_direction":"No, it's Usuba.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10009,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, I bet you wish you had a Nakiri, though.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I bet you wish you had a Nakiri, though.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10010,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Chef","text":"Actually, the Usuba's the better knife when you're working with this quantity.","text_w_direction":"Actually, the Usuba's the better knife when you're working with this quantity.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10011,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Nah, I don't know... Still think Nakiri's better.","text_w_direction":"Nah, I don't know... Still think Nakiri's better.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10012,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Woman at bar","text":"I think he'd know.","text_w_direction":"I think he'd know. [Dwight and her stare at each other]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10013,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Nothing he's doing is cheering me up.","text_w_direction":"Nothing he's doing is cheering me up.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10014,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Wait for the onion. Trust me. Hey Cindy, he just had his heart broken, you wouldn't do that to him, would you?","text_w_direction":"Wait for the onion. Trust me. Hey Cindy, he just had his heart broken, you wouldn't do that to him, would you?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10015,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Cindy","text":"I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10016,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, sure you would. Look at you, I bet you break up with a guy every hour.","text_w_direction":"Oh, sure you would. Look at you, I bet you break up with a guy every hour. [Cindy laughs and walks away]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10017,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"You made her laugh. Yes! She totally digs us. Watch, watch, watch, watch. Heh, heh? What did I tell 'ya?","text_w_direction":"You made her laugh. Yes! She totally digs us. [referring to what chef is doing] Watch, watch, watch, watch. [Onions smoke up] Heh, heh? What did I tell 'ya?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10018,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"You're right. That's good.","text_w_direction":"You're right. That's good.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10019,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Hello everyone. We would just like to announce that our party is starting now in the break room. So... you can come by... .","text_w_direction":"Hello everyone. We would just like to announce that our party is starting now in the break room. So... you can come by... .","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10020,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"I have a very important announcement to make... about... your paychecks. Umm... Your paychecks will be arriving as scheduled on Friday. And they will be in the correct amount that they are normally in... Please stand by for a very important announcement... refer.. for further regarding your paycheck!","text_w_direction":"I have a very important announcement to make... about... your paychecks. Umm... Your paychecks will be arriving as scheduled on Friday. And they will be in the correct amount that they are normally in... Please stand by for a very important announcement... refer..[starts to leave office] for further regarding your paycheck! [runs outside]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10021,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"I need to know if I can start the party?","text_w_direction":"[on cell phone to Dwight] I need to know if I can start the party?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10022,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael! Hey! Over here, Michael!","text_w_direction":"Michael! Hey! Over here, Michael! [waves down Michael with a napkin and whistles to get attention]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10023,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"This drink...","text_w_direction":"This drink... [in audible conversation with Michael]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10024,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know. No one can hear me. You know what? Start the party.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. No one can hear me. You know what? Start the party.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10025,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Did Michael give you permission to do this?","text_w_direction":"Did Michael give you permission to do this?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10026,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Start the party.","text_w_direction":"[with conviction] Start the party.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10027,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Also, I would like to inform you that, um, as a special treat, my party will be starting early. In fact, it will be starting right now","text_w_direction":"[Angela slams phone shut and runs back to office.] Also, I would like to inform you that, um, as a special treat, my party will be starting early. In fact, it will be starting right now [opens door to conference room.]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10028,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Our party is also starting now","text_w_direction":"Our party is also starting now [opens door to break room.]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10029,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"Yup.","text_w_direction":"Yup.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10030,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"All right Stanley. Woo.","text_w_direction":"[Stanley gets up and walks towards the break room.] All right Stanley. Woo.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10031,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Good choice.","text_w_direction":"Good choice. [Kelly drags Ryan to the break room.]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10032,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Welcome Hannah. You will not be disappointed.","text_w_direction":"Welcome Hannah. You will not be disappointed.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10033,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Hannah","text":"Why would I be disappointed?","text_w_direction":"Why would I be disappointed?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10034,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"I said you wouldn't be disappointed.","text_w_direction":"I said you wouldn't be disappointed. [Meredith heads towards break room.]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10035,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Meredith, if you don't come to my party, you will be very, very sorry.","text_w_direction":"Meredith, if you don't come to my party, you will be very, very sorry.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10036,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Meredith","text":"Is that a threat?","text_w_direction":"Is that a threat?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10037,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"No, it's an invitation.","text_w_direction":"No, it's an invitation.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10038,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"We have vodka!","text_w_direction":"We have vodka!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10039,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"Lots of it!","text_w_direction":"Lots of it! [Meredith leaves to break room party.]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10040,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"I hear Angela's party will have double-fudge brownies. It will also have Angela. Double fudge... Angela... double fudge... Angela Hmmm...","text_w_direction":"I hear Angela's party will have double-fudge brownies. It will also have Angela. Double fudge... Angela... double fudge... Angela [puts out hands to weigh his options] Hmmm...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10041,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Brownies. Cupcakes.","text_w_direction":"Brownies. Cupcakes. [Kevin walks toward conference room]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10042,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"Don't push it.","text_w_direction":"Don't push it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10043,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"Are we taking this too far? You know what, I don't think we're taking this far enough. What?","text_w_direction":"Are we taking this too far? You know what, I don't think we're taking this far enough. [Pam and Karen look at each other] What?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10044,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"I got goose bumps.","text_w_direction":"I got goose bumps.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10045,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"I don't back down. My sister and I used to be best friends, and we haven't talked in 16 years. Over some disagreement, I don't even remember. So... yeah. I'm pretty good.","text_w_direction":"I don't back down. My sister and I used to be best friends, and we haven't talked in 16 years. Over some disagreement, I don't even remember. So... yeah. I'm pretty good.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10046,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Ahh, damn this chicken is good. My compliments to the chef. Which is you! Right? Hahahaha. Awesome! I need some meat. I want some steak. I see steak.","text_w_direction":"Ahh, damn this chicken is good. My compliments to the chef. [points to chef] Which is you! Right? Hahahaha. Awesome! I need some meat. I want some steak. [leans over to neighboring man's plate] I see steak.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10047,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Man","text":"Excuse me.","text_w_direction":"Excuse me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10048,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Excuse me Ah, un guard. Family style.","text_w_direction":"Excuse me [tries to take away meat with chopsticks] Ah, un guard. [Fights with chopsticks and laughs] Family style.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10049,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"No, it's not.","text_w_direction":"No, it's not.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10050,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Cindy, Cindy.","text_w_direction":"Cindy, Cindy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10051,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I don't think... I love it!","text_w_direction":"I don't think... I love it!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10052,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"I want you to close your eyes and imagine your dream house. C'mon, do it for Michael. He's had a really long day.","text_w_direction":"I want you to close your eyes and imagine your dream house. [Cindy laughs] C'mon, do it for Michael. He's had a really long day.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10053,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know what he's doing.","text_w_direction":"[laughing] I don't know what he's doing.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10054,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"This is great.","text_w_direction":"This is great.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10055,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim! Jim! What... What's happening?","text_w_direction":"Jim! Jim! What... What's happening?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10056,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, she's asleep.","text_w_direction":"Oh, [points to Cindy] she's asleep.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10057,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh... Narcolepsy.","text_w_direction":"Oh... Narcolepsy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10058,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Probably.","text_w_direction":"Probably.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10059,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Now open your eyes and describe it to me.","text_w_direction":"Now open your eyes and describe it to me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10060,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Cindy","text":"I... don't know, it has four bed rooms and a loft...","text_w_direction":"I... don't know, it has four bed rooms and a loft...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10061,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh my gosh, now she's up.","text_w_direction":"Oh my gosh, now she's up.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10062,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"And she's trying to correctly butcher a goose, but she's having trouble coming up with it.","text_w_direction":"And she's trying to correctly butcher a goose, but she's having trouble coming up with it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10063,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, OK. Cindy! Yo, Cindy! Cindy! Hold its neck back and insert the knife below the jaw. Bring it all the way around, there's going to be a good amount of blood. Don't let it bother you. Have a bucket there, for the blood... and the innards... and the feathers.","text_w_direction":"Oh, OK. Cindy! Yo, Cindy! Cindy! Hold its neck back and insert the knife below the jaw. Bring it all the way around, there's going to be a good amount of blood. [Cindy looks confused. Woman next to Dwight is disgusted] Don't let it bother you. Have a bucket there, for the blood... and the innards... and the feathers.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10064,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Oh no, this is different. The CIA thing, that was a prank on Dwight. This is more like a umm... OK, it's pretty much the same thing.","text_w_direction":"Oh no, this is different. The CIA thing, that was a prank on Dwight. This is more like a umm... OK, it's pretty much the same thing.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10065,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kelly","text":"What d'ya think?","text_w_direction":"What d'ya think? [to Stanley about his drink]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10066,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Stanley","text":"Fruity and delicious.","text_w_direction":"Fruity and delicious.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10067,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kelly","text":"See, I told you. You want one Meredith?","text_w_direction":"See, I told you. You want one Meredith?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10068,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Meredith","text":"No thanks. They're too sweet.","text_w_direction":"No thanks. They're too sweet.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10069,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"Hey, so what's the status.","text_w_direction":"Hey, so what's the status.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10070,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Ryan","text":"Looks like they forgot the power cord.","text_w_direction":"Looks like they forgot the power cord.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10071,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10072,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"Oh, you're kidding me?","text_w_direction":"Oh, you're kidding me?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10073,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Ryan","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10074,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"Oh, you guys, guys, um... I'm sorry, but there's a problem with the karaoke machine.","text_w_direction":"Oh, you guys, guys, um... I'm sorry, but there's a problem with the karaoke machine. [everyone sighs]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10075,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kelly","text":"Well that blows.","text_w_direction":"Well that blows.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10076,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Darryl","text":"Hang on little ladies. You don't need this thing, I'll go grab my synthesizer.","text_w_direction":"Hang on little ladies. You don't need this thing, I'll go grab my synthesizer. [Everyone cheers]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10077,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Everybody","text":"Darryl! Darryl! Darryl!","text_w_direction":"Darryl! Darryl! Darryl! [Darryl exits break room and passes Phyllis]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10078,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10079,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey. Hey, look, when you get done with your... meeting, you should, uh, come to the break room. We're having a party.","text_w_direction":"Hey. Hey, look, when you get done with your... [looks inside conference room] meeting, you should, uh, come to the break room. We're having a party.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10080,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh, ok.","text_w_direction":"Oh, ok.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10081,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Darryl","text":"All right. Se you later...","text_w_direction":"All right. Se you later...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10082,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Hannah","text":"These nuts are really hard to crack.","text_w_direction":"[tries to break nut on a Nutcracker doll] These nuts are really hard to crack.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10083,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Try harder then. Uh uh. No one has seconds until everyone's had some.","text_w_direction":"Try harder then. [Hannah smashes Nutcracker on top of nut. Sees Kevin take another brownie] Uh uh. No one has seconds until everyone's had some.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10084,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"You've got to be kidding!","text_w_direction":"You've got to be kidding!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10085,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"You've got to be kidding. {Kevin takes bite of brownie]","text_w_direction":"You've got to be kidding. {Kevin takes bite of brownie]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10086,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"Cold, huh?","text_w_direction":"Cold, huh?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10087,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Ryan","text":"Huh?","text_w_direction":"Huh? [puts on jacket]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10088,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"Maybe that'll help. Is it cold in there?","text_w_direction":"Maybe that'll help. Is it cold in there?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10089,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"They have been checking us out, all night! I am not kidding!","text_w_direction":"[referring to waitresses] They have been checking us out, all night! I am not kidding!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10090,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"You know what we should do?","text_w_direction":"You know what we should do?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10091,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10092,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"We should invite them to the Christmas party.","text_w_direction":"We should invite them to the Christmas party.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10093,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Now, you are thinking. Yes. And you know what? Because you have had such a rough day, you get Cindy.","text_w_direction":"Now, you are thinking. Yes. And you know what? Because you have had such a rough day, you get Cindy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10094,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, you are such mench my friend.","text_w_direction":"Oh, you are such mench my friend. [They stand up and do fist bump and explosion]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10095,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"OK, where is everybody? I would like them to meet my new girlfriend.","text_w_direction":"OK, where is everybody? I would like them to meet my new girlfriend. [Guys walk in with two different waitresses from Benihana's]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10096,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"I'm sure they'll want to meet her, too.","text_w_direction":"I'm sure they'll want to meet her, too.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10097,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"The least I could do was give some poor sick kid a bike.","text_w_direction":"The least I could do was give some poor sick kid a bike.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10098,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Second Cindy","text":"That rocks.","text_w_direction":"That rocks.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10099,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Nah, you rock. Tell you what, if you want it, it's yours.","text_w_direction":"Nah, you rock. Tell you what, if you want it, it's yours.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10100,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Second Cindy","text":"Thanks! I, I wanna give you something.","text_w_direction":"Thanks! I, I wanna give you something.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10101,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Oh. That's what she said.","text_w_direction":"Oh. [She whispers in his ear. Michael starts to laugh] That's what she said.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10102,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Hello? I would like everybody to meet my new girlfriend.","text_w_direction":"Hello? I would like everybody to meet my new girlfriend.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10103,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"My new girlfriend.","text_w_direction":"My new girlfriend.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10104,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Where's Dwight?","text_w_direction":"Where's Dwight?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10105,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Second Cindy","text":"Is he the hot one or the giant baby?","text_w_direction":"Is he the hot one or the giant baby?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10106,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"The giant baby. Wow, I am so sorry, I had no idea this party would be so lame.","text_w_direction":"[whispers] The giant baby. Wow, I am so sorry, I had no idea this party would be so lame.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10107,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"There's another party in the break room.","text_w_direction":"[under her breath] There's another party in the break room.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10108,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, party in the break room! Let's go, let's go! Thank God! Let's go to the break room.","text_w_direction":"Oh, party in the break room! Let's go, let's go! Thank God! Let's go to the break room.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10109,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Hey, excuse me! Waitress lady! Hey, where do you think you're going with that?","text_w_direction":"Hey, excuse me! Waitress lady! Hey, where do you think you're going with that? [refers to toy she just took from table]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10110,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Second Cindy","text":"I thought I could have it.","text_w_direction":"I thought I could have it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10111,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"You can't have it I don't walk into your house and steal your Hello Kitty backpack.","text_w_direction":"You can't have it [takes back toy] I don't walk into your house and steal your Hello Kitty backpack.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10112,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Shhh... Shut it! C'mon! Party.","text_w_direction":"Shhh... Shut it! C'mon! Party.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10113,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey! It's Angela! Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey! It's Angela! [Angela slams door shut, but not before Kevin sneaks out] Hey!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10114,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"We're going to ...","text_w_direction":"We're going to ...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10115,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"I want you to know. That I'm happy for you. I wish nothing but...","text_w_direction":"[singing] I want you to know. That I'm happy for you. I wish nothing but...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10116,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I just think there are two, two specific kinds of people in the world. People who own houses and people who own condos. And... my question to you is do you agree?","text_w_direction":"I just think there are two, two specific kinds of people in the world. People who own houses and people who own condos. [turns to reach for pretzel while Second Cindy turns other direction] And... my question to you [points and pulls away other waitress] is do you agree?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10117,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Other waitress","text":"Do I agree about what?","text_w_direction":"Do I agree about what?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10118,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Do you agree about what? Wow. You're lucky you're so darn cute.","text_w_direction":"Do you agree about what? [laughs] Wow. You're lucky you're so darn cute.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10119,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Other waitress","text":"What're you talking about?","text_w_direction":"What're you talking about?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10120,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"What're you talking about?","text_w_direction":"What're you talking about?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10121,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"And I'm here to remind you of the mess you left when you went away. It's not fair, to deny me of the cross I bear that you give to me. You, you, you, you, you, you, you oughta know ta know.","text_w_direction":"[singing] And I'm here to remind you of the mess you left when you went away. It's not fair, to deny me of the cross I bear that you give to me. You, you, you, you, you, you, you oughta know ta know.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10122,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"All right","text_w_direction":"All right [high fives Kevin]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10123,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Did you have fun at Benihana's?","text_w_direction":"Did you have fun at Benihana's?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10124,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"No. It was awful. I couldn't hear anything.","text_w_direction":"No. It was awful. I couldn't hear anything. [cheers from other party]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10125,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"I've had the worse day here","text_w_direction":"I've had the worse day here [turns up Nutcracker music on the stereo. [Sighs. Dwight reaches for and holds Angela's hand]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10126,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"Dwight, you won the raffle!","text_w_direction":"[Karen and Pam enter] Dwight, you won the raffle! [holds out gift]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10127,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"No... way! Yeah!","text_w_direction":"No... way! Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10128,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"Open it! Open it ! Open it!","text_w_direction":"Open it! Open it ! Open it! [Dwight rips open present. Angela is upset and Pam notices]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10129,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10130,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"Do you like it?","text_w_direction":"Do you like it?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10131,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Walkie-talkies.","text_w_direction":"Walkie-talkies.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10132,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Can I talk to you a second?","text_w_direction":"Can I talk to you a second?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10133,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10134,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"Well the Committee to Plan Parties has served its purpose. We're gonna disband. In the name of Christmas.","text_w_direction":"Well the Committee to Plan Parties has served its purpose. We're gonna disband. In the name of Christmas.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10135,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"In the name of Nutcracker Christmas.","text_w_direction":"[holds up rice krispie shaped like a star] In the name of Nutcracker Christmas.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10136,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"Angela, we've been hearing really great thing about uh... your brownies and we were hoping you'd consider merging into two parties.","text_w_direction":"Angela, we've been hearing really great thing about uh... your brownies and we were hoping you'd consider merging into two parties.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10137,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"I'm not sure. Does your karaoke machine have Christmas songs?","text_w_direction":"I'm not sure. Does your karaoke machine have Christmas songs?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10138,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, but we don't have a power cord.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but we don't have a power cord.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10139,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Oh, I may have seen it somewhere. Is it this one?","text_w_direction":"Oh, I may have seen it somewhere. [Goes to plant and picks up power cord] Is it this one?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10140,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Mmm. Hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmm. Hmm.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10141,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"Yeah, thanks.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, thanks.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10142,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"We'll go tell everyone.","text_w_direction":"We'll go tell everyone.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10143,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10144,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy and Michael","text":"And if you want love, we'll make it. Swim in a big sea of blankets. Take all your big plans and break 'em. This is bound to take awhile. Your body is a wonderland. Your body is a wonderland.","text_w_direction":"[singing] And if you want love, we'll make it. Swim in a big sea of blankets. Take all your big plans and break 'em. This is bound to take awhile. Your body is a wonderland. [Michael notices Cindy ride up to him on the bike and looks confused] Your body is a wonderland.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10145,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Your hands.","text_w_direction":"Your hands.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10146,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Both","text":"Your body is a wonderland.","text_w_direction":"Your body is a wonderland.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10147,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"I'll use my hands on it.","text_w_direction":"I'll use my hands on it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10148,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Both","text":"Something 'bout the way your hair falls in your face...","text_w_direction":"Something 'bout the way your hair falls in your face...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10149,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kelly","text":"Whatever we deny or embrace. For worse or for better. We belong, we belong, we belong together... Ryan...","text_w_direction":"[singing] Whatever we deny or embrace. For worse or for better. We belong, we belong, we belong together... Ryan...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10150,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"When you know, you just know.","text_w_direction":"When you know, you just know.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10151,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"Right.","text_w_direction":"Right.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10152,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Check her out. My little gal over there. Babe-alectable.","text_w_direction":"Check her out. My little gal over there. Babe-alectable.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10153,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Roy","text":"Which one is she?","text_w_direction":"Which one is she? [Michael stares at both waitresses]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10154,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"It's... it's one of those two.","text_w_direction":"It's... it's one of those two. [points at both]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10155,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Roy","text":"You don't know?","text_w_direction":"You don't know?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10156,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"Dude, you should know.","text_w_direction":"Dude, you should know.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10157,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah... well, it's been hard, they're wearing the exact same uniform. And I've been drinking. And you know how all waitresses look alike.","text_w_direction":"Yeah... well, it's been hard, they're wearing the exact same uniform. And I've been drinking. And you know how all waitresses look alike.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10158,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I honestly don't see what the big deal is. Stevie Wonder is married. Are you going to tell me that Stevie Wonder doesn't love his wife just because he's not sure what she looks like?","text_w_direction":"I honestly don't see what the big deal is. Stevie Wonder is married. Are you going to tell me that Stevie Wonder doesn't love his wife just because he's not sure what she looks like?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10159,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Hey. Where's my girl? Is she in the fridge? Where is she hiding? I don't know where she is. 'Cause I'm drunk, I can't even find her.","text_w_direction":"Hey. Where's my girl? Is she in the fridge? Where is she hiding? I don't know where she is. 'Cause I'm drunk, I can't even find her.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10160,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Second Cindy","text":"You know where I am.","text_w_direction":"You know where I am.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10161,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Haha, I do! I just haven't hugged you in awhile","text_w_direction":"Haha, I do! I just haven't hugged you in awhile [marks Cindy's arm with a black marker]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10162,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Second Cindy","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10163,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, good. That felt good. Let's go. Party.","text_w_direction":"Oh, good. That felt good. Let's go. Party.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10164,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Creed","text":"Spinnin' n reelin with love. Give it the time, I might come back down. But it feels so good. My feet don't touch the ground. Wha..wha..wild. Wha..wha..wild. Well everybody knows, I'm crazy about 'ya...","text_w_direction":"[singing] Spinnin' n reelin with love. Give it the time, I might come back down. But it feels so good. My feet don't touch the ground. Wha..wha..wild. Wha..wha..wild. Well everybody knows, I'm crazy about 'ya...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10165,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Monkey, this is Possum. Do you copy?","text_w_direction":"[into walkie-talkie] Monkey, this is Possum. Do you copy?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10166,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Copy, Possum. What's your twenty?","text_w_direction":"[into another walkie-talkie] Copy, Possum. What's your twenty?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10167,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"No way.","text_w_direction":"No way. [both hold up Bridget Jones' Diary movie DVD]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10168,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"What a horrible, horrible movie that was.","text_w_direction":"What a horrible, horrible movie that was.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10169,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"And now we get to remember it forever.","text_w_direction":"And now we get to remember it forever.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10170,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10171,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Karen","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. [Both hug]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10172,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Second Cindy","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10173,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, hey, you. How are ya?","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey, you. How are ya?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10174,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Second Cindy","text":"Hey. This party blows, so we're gonna leave.","text_w_direction":"Hey. This party blows, so we're gonna leave.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10175,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no. Hey, you should stay because we are having fun and...","text_w_direction":"No, no, no. Hey, you should stay because we are having fun and...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10176,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Second Cindy","text":"Cool...","text_w_direction":"Cool...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10177,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Where do you wanna go?","text_w_direction":"Where do you wanna go?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10178,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Second Cindy","text":"I... We're just gonna take off.","text_w_direction":"I... We're just gonna take off.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10179,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I... you know what? I, OK, listen. I like you. I really like you. So much in fact, that I would like you to accompany me on a trip to Sandals, Jamaica.","text_w_direction":"I... you know what? I, OK, listen. I like you. I really like you. So much in fact, that I would like you to accompany me on a trip to Sandals, Jamaica.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10180,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Second Cindy","text":"No... I have school.","text_w_direction":"No... I have school. [leaves with other waitress and bicycle]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10181,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"You want help? OK... Merry Christmas.","text_w_direction":"You want help? OK... Merry Christmas.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10182,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Second Cindy","text":"Merry Christmas.","text_w_direction":"Merry Christmas.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10183,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Lady, from the moment I saw you standing all alone. You gave all the love that I needed...","text_w_direction":"[singing] Lady, from the moment I saw you standing all alone. You gave all the love that I needed...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10184,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"That waitress was the one.","text_w_direction":"That waitress was the one.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10185,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"No. She wasn't.","text_w_direction":"No. She wasn't.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10186,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"How can you be sure?","text_w_direction":"How can you be sure?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10187,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Well, for starters, I've known you as a couple since the beginning of the relationship, which was approximately three hours ago.","text_w_direction":"Well, for starters, I've known you as a couple since the beginning of the relationship, which was approximately [looks a watch] three hours ago.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10188,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Don't make fun... You're making fun of me.","text_w_direction":"Don't make fun... You're making fun of me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10189,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Sorry.","text_w_direction":"Sorry.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10190,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I guess, I didn't know her very well. I marked her arm.","text_w_direction":"I guess, I didn't know her very well. I marked her arm.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10191,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"You what?","text_w_direction":"You what?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10192,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I, I put a mark on her arm. So I could tell them apart. I don't... I know, I know. I can't believe I gave her my bike!","text_w_direction":"I, I put a mark on her arm. [Both are laughing] So I could tell them apart. I don't... I know, I know. I can't believe I gave her my bike!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10193,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10194,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, why do I feel like crap?","text_w_direction":"Oh, why do I feel like crap?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10195,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"You just had a rebound.","text_w_direction":"You just had a rebound.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10196,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I had rebound? Yeah.","text_w_direction":"I had rebound? Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10197,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. Which, don't get me wrong, can be a really fun distraction, but, when it's over, you're left thinking about the girl you really like, the one that broke your heart.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Which, don't get me wrong, can be a really fun distraction, but, when it's over, you're left thinking about the girl you really like, the one that broke your heart.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10198,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I totally rebounded. Someone else shoots and I take the ball and I score. Well, I guess I didn't score and I'm not sure who's actually shooting, but, whatever. Doesn't matter. It's all good. Or as my ex might say. Domo arigato, Mr. Scott-o.","text_w_direction":"I totally rebounded. Someone else shoots and I take the ball and I score. Well, I guess I didn't score and I'm not sure who's actually shooting, but, whatever. Doesn't matter. It's all good. Or as my ex might say. Domo arigato, Mr. Scott-o.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10199,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Little baby, parum pum pum pum. I am a poor boy too, parum pum pum pum. I have no gift to bring, parum pum pum pum. That's fit to give our King, parum pum pum pum..","text_w_direction":"[singing, with Dwight holding up microphone] Little baby, parum pum pum pum. I am a poor boy too, parum pum pum pum. I have no gift to bring, parum pum pum pum. That's fit to give our King, parum pum pum pum..","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10200,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, I just wanted to see if, uh you would like to come to Jamaica with me. There's this resort called Sandals. Really? OK. All right. I promise you won't be disappointed. Umm, It's all-inclusive...","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Yes, I just wanted to see if, uh you would like to come to Jamaica with me. There's this resort called Sandals. Really? OK. All right. I promise you won't be disappointed. Umm, It's all-inclusive...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10201,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"... Shall I play for you, parum pum pum pum","text_w_direction":"[singing] ... Shall I play for you, parum pum pum pum [Oscar and Gil walk through door]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10202,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"Too soon.","text_w_direction":"Too soon. [both turn back around and walk out]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10203,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"I played my drum for Him, parum pum pum pum. I played my best for Him, parum pum pum pum, Rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum.","text_w_direction":"[singing] I played my drum for Him, parum pum pum pum. I played my best for Him, parum pum pum pum, Rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10204,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"pum pum pum pum pum pum pum","text_w_direction":"[singing along] pum pum pum pum pum pum pum","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10205,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Bye Pam.","text_w_direction":"Bye Pam.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10206,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Night.","text_w_direction":"Night.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10207,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, you know what? Sorry, forgot to tell you. I intercepted a transmission earlier and it seems that the CIA is gonna need Dwight down at their headquarters in Langley for training and an ice cream social with the other agents.","text_w_direction":"[to Pam] Oh, you know what? Sorry, forgot to tell you. I intercepted a transmission earlier and it seems that the CIA is gonna need Dwight down at their headquarters in Langley for training and an ice cream social with the other agents.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10208,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"We should get him a bus ticket. To make his trip easier.","text_w_direction":"We should get him a bus ticket. [types on computer] To make his trip easier.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10209,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Oh no, that would be great.","text_w_direction":"Oh no, that would be great.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10210,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"It costs seventy five dollars.","text_w_direction":"It costs seventy five dollars.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10211,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Hmm... Well, maybe the CIA can send a helicopter?","text_w_direction":"Hmm... Well, maybe the CIA can send a helicopter?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10212,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Ohh...","text_w_direction":"Ohh... [laughs]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10213,"season":3,"episode":10,"episode_name":"A Benihana Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"What the? \"You have been compromised. Abort mission. Destroy phone.\" Destroy phone?","text_w_direction":"[Cell phone beeps] What the? [Reading text message] \"You have been compromised. Abort mission. Destroy phone.\" Destroy phone? [Dwight throws phone off of the roof and walks away]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2541,"air_date":"2006-12-14"}
{"index":10214,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"All right, let's get started. Umm... Oh, first off, we're supposed to be pushing cardstock this week. So... let's push cardstock this week. Uh, also... what is this?","text_w_direction":"All right, let's get started. Umm... Oh, first off, we're supposed to be pushing cardstock this week. So... let's push cardstock this week. Uh, also... [to Dwight] what is this?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10215,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Tape recorder.","text_w_direction":"Tape recorder.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10216,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"For what?","text_w_direction":"For what?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10217,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"For recording. Michael is on vacation and he's asked me to record all meetings and to type up the transcripts.","text_w_direction":"For recording. Michael is on vacation and he's asked me to record all meetings and to type up the transcripts.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10218,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"OK. Uh, Karen, any news from that law firm?","text_w_direction":"OK. Uh, Karen, any news from that law firm?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10219,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Karen","text":"Yeah, the deal closed yesterday, it's the six month commitment.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, the deal closed yesterday, it's the six month commitment.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10220,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Oh my God, Dwight, what're you doing?","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, Dwight, what're you doing?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10221,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10222,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"You're not allowed to take off your pants in the middle of the office.","text_w_direction":"You're not allowed to take off your pants in the middle of the office.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10223,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm not.","text_w_direction":"I'm not.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10224,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight, you know what, just back up, okay, that's making me uncomfortable. This is sexual harassment, by the way. Oh my God! He's got a knife!","text_w_direction":"Dwight, you know what, just back up, okay, that's making me uncomfortable. This is sexual harassment, by the way. Oh my God! He's got a knife!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10225,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"I do not have a knife!","text_w_direction":"I do not have a knife!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10226,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"No, let the record show that Dwight K. Schrute is now completely nude and is holding a plastic knife to Stanley's neck?!","text_w_direction":"No, let the record show that Dwight K. Schrute is now completely nude and is holding a plastic knife to Stanley's neck?!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10227,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Let the record show that Jim Halpert is a liar!","text_w_direction":"[leans into tape recorder] Let the record show that Jim Halpert is a liar!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10228,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight Schrute is now wearing a baby's bonnet.","text_w_direction":"[picks up tape recorder and speaks into it] Dwight Schrute is now wearing a baby's bonnet.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10229,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Give me it. I am not.","text_w_direction":"Give me it. I am not.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10230,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh, Jim Carrey just walked in! Dwight, get his autograph for Michael quickly...","text_w_direction":"Oh, Jim Carrey just walked in! Dwight, get his autograph for Michael quickly...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10231,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim Carrey did not just walk in, OK.","text_w_direction":"Jim Carrey did not just walk in, OK.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10232,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Karen","text":"Dwight, what is that on your stomach? Is that a Muppet Babies tattoo?","text_w_direction":"Dwight, what is that on your stomach? Is that a Muppet Babies tattoo?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10233,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Oh my God, Karen, you're right, that is Animal from the Muppet Babies.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, Karen, you're right, that is Animal from the Muppet Babies.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10234,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"You can't see... You can't see my stomach.","text_w_direction":"You can't see... You can't see my stomach.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10235,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"I am now chopping off Phyllis' head with a chainsaw! ... Rin-in-in-in-in-in!","text_w_direction":"I am now chopping off Phyllis' head with a chainsaw! ... Rin-in-in-in-in-in!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10236,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, mon!","text_w_direction":"Hey, mon!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10237,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Hey. You have a bunch of messages and... that's nice. Hannah quit while you were gone. I guess she memo-ed to file some complaints she had about being a working mother? And so you might also have to be deposed.","text_w_direction":"Hey. You have a bunch of messages and... [sees Michael shaking head with beads in hair] that's nice. Hannah quit while you were gone. I guess she memo-ed to file some complaints she had about being a working mother? And so you might also have to be deposed.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10238,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Relax.","text_w_direction":"Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Relax.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10239,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10240,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Just relax, OK? I'll get to all of it later.","text_w_direction":"Just relax, OK? I'll get to all of it later.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10241,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"It's kind of serious.","text_w_direction":"It's kind of serious.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10242,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Aren't you going to ask me how Jamaica was? Say it. Ask me.","text_w_direction":"Aren't you going to ask me how Jamaica was? Say it. Ask me.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10243,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"How was Jamaica?","text_w_direction":"How was Jamaica?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10244,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"It was so good. Oh, Hey mon! At Sandals, Jamaica, when somebody says \"Hey mon,\" everybody says \"Hey mon\" back.","text_w_direction":"It was so good. Oh, Hey mon! At Sandals, Jamaica, when somebody says \"Hey mon,\" everybody says \"Hey mon\" back.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10245,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"Oh, Michael, I'm glad you're here.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Michael, I'm glad you're here.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10246,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Stanley. You know what? It is really good to see you, too.","text_w_direction":"Stanley. You know what? It is really good to see you, too.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10247,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"My bonus check was a hundred dollars less than you promised.","text_w_direction":"My bonus check was a hundred dollars less than you promised.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10248,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"OK, well payroll is in charge of all that.","text_w_direction":"OK, well payroll is in charge of all that.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10249,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"They said I should talk to you.","text_w_direction":"They said I should talk to you.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10250,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I am just getting settled in. So, I'm gonna...","text_w_direction":"Well, I am just getting settled in. So, I'm gonna...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10251,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"I am not doing a lick more work until I get my full bonus check.","text_w_direction":"I am not doing a lick more work until I get my full bonus check.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10252,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"You are not as much fun as your Jamaican brothers... mon.","text_w_direction":"You are not as much fun as your Jamaican brothers... mon.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10253,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"You want to talk about it?","text_w_direction":"You want to talk about it?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10254,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Karen","text":"Nope.","text_w_direction":"Nope.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10255,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Karen","text":"I still haven't found an apartment yet. I'm living in a hotel. Yesterday, I saw a \"for rent\" sign down the street from Jim and he said he didn't think it'd be such a good idea. He said it would be like we were living together. In different houses. Two blocks away.","text_w_direction":"I still haven't found an apartment yet. I'm living in a hotel. Yesterday, I saw a \"for rent\" sign down the street from Jim and he said he didn't think it'd be such a good idea. He said it would be like we were living together. In different houses. Two blocks away.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10256,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Feelin' hot, hot, hot! Feelin' hot, hot, hot! Feelin' hot, hot, hot! Feelin' hot, hot, hot! That's all I know so far, but I'm gonna keep practicing.","text_w_direction":"Feelin' hot, hot, hot! [playing conch shell] Feelin' hot, hot, hot! Feelin' hot, hot, hot! Feelin' hot, hot, hot! That's all I know so far, but I'm gonna keep practicing.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10257,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"That's good.","text_w_direction":"That's good. [Michael continues to play conch shell]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10258,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"You know, I had never been out of the country before now?","text_w_direction":"You know, I had never been out of the country before now?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10259,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Huh.","text_w_direction":"Huh.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10260,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Got to see how Jamaicans live. It is great, you know. They just relax, they party all the time.","text_w_direction":"Got to see how Jamaicans live. It is great, you know. They just relax, they party all the time.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10261,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"It's kind of an impoverished country.","text_w_direction":"It's kind of an impoverished country.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10262,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah... Gosh. Great. You know what, Pam? Make a note. I want us all to start having pina coladas every day at three.","text_w_direction":"Yeah... Gosh. Great. You know what, Pam? Make a note. I want us all to start having pina coladas every day at three.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10263,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"But you can't today, we're doing inventory.","text_w_direction":"But you can't today, we're doing inventory.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10264,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Inventory's at the end of December.","text_w_direction":"Inventory's at the end of December.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10265,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"We couldn't do it without you, so we postponed.","text_w_direction":"We couldn't do it without you, so we postponed.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10266,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I specifically went on vacation so I would miss it.","text_w_direction":"I specifically went on vacation so I would miss it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10267,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Inventory is boring. In the islands, they don't make you do stuff like take inventory. Why do you think so many businesses move to the Caymans?","text_w_direction":"Inventory is boring. In the islands, they don't make you do stuff like take inventory. Why do you think so many businesses move to the Caymans?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10268,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Tonight, we are going to have an inventory luau. I want to bring back a little slice of paradise to the Dunder Mifflin warehouse inventory. So, Party Planning Committee, get on it.","text_w_direction":"Tonight, we are going to have an inventory luau. I want to bring back a little slice of paradise to the Dunder Mifflin warehouse inventory. So, Party Planning Committee, get on it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10269,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"By the end of the day? That's impossible.","text_w_direction":"By the end of the day? That's impossible.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10270,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"The Jamaicans don't have a word for \"impossible.\"","text_w_direction":"The Jamaicans don't have a word for \"impossible.\"","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10271,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Yep, it's English, it's \"impossible.\"","text_w_direction":"Yep, it's English, it's \"impossible.\"","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10272,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"Michael, there's no way we can do it in time.","text_w_direction":"Michael, there's no way we can do it in time.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10273,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"How hard is a luau? All you need are some grass skirts, pineapple, poi, tiki torches, suckling pig, some fire dancers. That's all you need.","text_w_direction":"How hard is a luau? All you need are some grass skirts, pineapple, poi, tiki torches, suckling pig, some fire dancers. That's all you need.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10274,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Come on in. Settle in. Settling. Settling... and settled. Good, there is something I would like to show everybody. See this sign? \"No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem.\" This is an attitude I would like all of you to have right here. So what, if we have to stay late to do inventory? No problem.","text_w_direction":"Come on in. Settle in. Settling. Settling... and settled. Good, there is something I would like to show everybody. See this sign? [points to a TV monitor of a picture from Jamaica and reads] \"No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem.\" This is an attitude I would like all of you to have right here. So what, if we have to stay late to do inventory? No problem.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10275,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Oh my God. Is that Jan?","text_w_direction":"Oh my God. Is that Jan? [points to same monitor]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10276,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Everybody","text":"What? Where?","text_w_direction":"What? Where?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10277,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"On the left.","text_w_direction":"On the left.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10278,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Everybody","text":"Oh yeah, oh my God.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah, oh my God.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10279,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no. No, that's a German woman named Urkel Grue.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no. No, that's a German woman named Urkel Grue.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10280,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Jan told me to play it cool and not tell anybody because it can get us both in trouble. So officially, I did not see her. But I did see Jan there. In our room. At night. And in the morning. That's all I'm gonna say. s*x. We had s*x. I had s*x with her. I had s*x with Jan.","text_w_direction":"Jan told me to play it cool and not tell anybody because it can get us both in trouble. So officially, I did not see her. But I did see Jan there. In our room. At night. And in the morning. That's all I'm gonna say. s*x. We had s*x. I had s*x with her. I had s*x with Jan.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10281,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Hey dude. I just got back from Jamaica.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Hey dude. I just got back from Jamaica.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10282,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Packer","text":"Big whoop! I was in Hot-lanta. That whole town is whacked.","text_w_direction":"Big whoop! I was in Hot-lanta. That whole town is whacked.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10283,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, that sounds amazing. You know what? The lady Jan Levinson wanted to go to Montego Bay.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, that sounds amazing. You know what? The lady Jan Levinson wanted to go to Montego Bay.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10284,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Packer","text":"You took the ice queen? I don't buy it.","text_w_direction":"You took the ice queen? I don't buy it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10285,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Well I'm looking at a photo, right now. And I'm telling 'ya, could be in Maxim.","text_w_direction":"Well I'm looking at a photo, right now. And I'm telling 'ya, could be in Maxim.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10286,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Packer","text":"They wouldn't give you a subscription to Maxim.","text_w_direction":"They wouldn't give you a subscription to Maxim.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10287,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Oh no?","text_w_direction":"Oh no?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10288,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Packer","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10289,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"OK. Well, check this out. I am sending you some email. You got it?","text_w_direction":"OK. Well, check this out. I am sending you some email. You got it?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10290,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Packer","text":"Well, no. I got nothing.","text_w_direction":"Well, no. I got nothing.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10291,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Check it again. Hit refresh.","text_w_direction":"Check it again. Hit refresh.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10292,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Packer","text":"Yeah, Mike, still nothing.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, Mike, still nothing.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10293,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"OK, wait a second. I sent it to you at... Packer@DunderMifflin.com. Packaging@DunderMifflin.com. Uh oh.","text_w_direction":"OK, wait a second. I sent it to you at... [reading computer screen] Packer@DunderMifflin.com. Packaging@DunderMifflin.com. Uh oh.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10294,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Packer","text":"Wait, I just got it from somebody else. Wow. This is hot. Damn! How do I get you out of this picture?","text_w_direction":"Wait, I just got it from somebody else. Wow. This is hot. Damn! How do I get you out of this picture?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10295,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Darryl?! Hey. Hi. Where's Darryl?","text_w_direction":"Darryl?! Hey. Hi. Where's Darryl?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10296,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Roy","text":"He's in the office.","text_w_direction":"He's in the office.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10297,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"OK, Hey, man, how's it going?","text_w_direction":"OK, Hey, man, how's it going?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10298,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"All right, what's up Mike?","text_w_direction":"All right, what's up Mike?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10299,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"That's great, OK. Um, so did you get an email from me?","text_w_direction":"That's great, OK. Um, so did you get an email from me?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10300,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"Yup.","text_w_direction":"Yup.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10301,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"OK. Well, that was supposed to go to Packer, not \"packaging.\" Did you already, um, forward to a whole bunch of people?","text_w_direction":"OK. Well, that was supposed to go to Packer, not \"packaging.\" Did you already, um, forward to a whole bunch of people?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10302,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"Uh huh.","text_w_direction":"Uh huh.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10303,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"OK. Um, well, did you get the second email that I sent? Explaining that the first email was a mistake and that you should delete it.","text_w_direction":"OK. Um, well, did you get the second email that I sent? Explaining that the first email was a mistake and that you should delete it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10304,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"Yup.","text_w_direction":"Yup.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10305,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"And you sent that out to everyone?","text_w_direction":"And you sent that out to everyone?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10306,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"Mike, I'm very busy down here.","text_w_direction":"Mike, I'm very busy down here. [eats chicken]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10307,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Yikes.","text_w_direction":"Yikes.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10308,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Already sent it to you my friend.","text_w_direction":"Already sent it to you my friend.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10309,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Fantastic.","text_w_direction":"Fantastic.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10310,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Boring. Call me if she rolls over.","text_w_direction":"Boring. Call me if she rolls over.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10311,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10312,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10313,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"You OK?","text_w_direction":"You OK?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10314,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10315,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"You sure?","text_w_direction":"You sure?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10316,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. Yes. Um, I'm just in this, like, stupid fight with Karen.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Yes. Um, I'm just in this, like, stupid fight with Karen.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10317,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Oh. You want to talk about it?","text_w_direction":"Oh. You want to talk about it?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10318,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10319,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I have a special assignment for you.","text_w_direction":"I have a special assignment for you.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10320,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Who's the target?","text_w_direction":"Who's the target?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10321,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"A sensitive email has been released to the office. It contains a file, a picture. The file name is \"Jamaican Jan Sun Princess.\"","text_w_direction":"A sensitive email has been released to the office. It contains a file, a picture. The file name is \"Jamaican Jan Sun Princess.\"","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10322,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"What's it of?","text_w_direction":"What's it of?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10323,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Not important.","text_w_direction":"Not important.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10324,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Unless you're willing to tell me everything, I cannot accept this assignment.","text_w_direction":"Unless you're willing to tell me everything, I cannot accept this assignment.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10325,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"OK, forget it.","text_w_direction":"OK, forget it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10326,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"OK, I accept it.","text_w_direction":"OK, I accept it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10327,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"So, I dunno, I just feel likes we've been dating a month, right? Same street. I think that might be a little close. A little much.","text_w_direction":"So, I dunno, I just feel likes we've been dating a month, right? Same street. I think that might be a little close. A little much.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10328,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Hmm.","text_w_direction":"Hmm.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10329,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Hmm, what?","text_w_direction":"Hmm, what?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10330,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"How far away does she live now, like ten minutes?","text_w_direction":"How far away does she live now, like ten minutes?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10331,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, I guess.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I guess.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10332,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Honestly, I think you should go easy on her.","text_w_direction":"Honestly, I think you should go easy on her.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10333,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"No, I didn't mind helping Jim with his problem. That's what friends do. I help Phyllis all the time. Just yesterday, I untangled a piece of tape from her hair. So, yeah.","text_w_direction":"No, I didn't mind helping Jim with his problem. That's what friends do. I help Phyllis all the time. Just yesterday, I untangled a piece of tape from her hair. So, yeah.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10334,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, thanks a lot.","text_w_direction":"Hey, thanks a lot.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10335,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, don't worry about it. I mean, it's better than listening to Michael play a conch shell... which is what I was doing. Oh, also, Michael went to Jamaica with Jan!","text_w_direction":"Oh, don't worry about it. I mean, it's better than listening to Michael play a conch shell... which is what I was doing. Oh, also, Michael went to Jamaica with Jan!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10336,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, yeah, How have we not talked about this already? I mean what happened there? Kidnapping?","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah, How have we not talked about this already? I mean what happened there? Kidnapping? [both start laughing]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10337,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"Hey I need to talk to you right now.","text_w_direction":"Hey I need to talk to you right now.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10338,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Not now, not ever.","text_w_direction":"Not now, not ever.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10339,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"About you and Jan.","text_w_direction":"About you and Jan.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10340,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Aww, none of your business.","text_w_direction":"Aww, none of your business.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10341,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"Wish it were true, but it, it uh, seems from that photo that you took, you've entered into an intimate relationship.","text_w_direction":"Wish it were true, but it, it uh, seems from that photo that you took, you've entered into an intimate relationship.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10342,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"That photo is my personal property and if you are telling me you went on my computer and stole that photo, then I am going to call the cops.","text_w_direction":"That photo is my personal property and if you are telling me you went on my computer and stole that photo, then I am going to call the cops.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10343,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"Michael, nine different people emailed me that photo, including my ex-wife... we don't talk now.","text_w_direction":"Michael, nine different people emailed me that photo, including my ex-wife... we don't talk now.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10344,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"This is probably the icebreaker you need.","text_w_direction":"This is probably the icebreaker you need.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10345,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"You know, for your own protection, you should disclose the relationship to HR.","text_w_direction":"You know, for your own protection, you should disclose the relationship to HR.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10346,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I bet you would love all the details, wouldn't you? Skeevy little perv.","text_w_direction":"I bet you would love all the details, wouldn't you? Skeevy little perv.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10347,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"All right, if you're having a relationship with your superior, you must disclose it.","text_w_direction":"All right, if you're having a relationship with your superior, you must disclose it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10348,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no. I am not dating Jan. She was very clear about that. Just two like souls having a romantic time in the most romantic place on earth. Got enough, weirdo?","text_w_direction":"No, no, no. I am not dating Jan. She was very clear about that. Just two like souls having a romantic time in the most romantic place on earth. Got enough, weirdo?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10349,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"All right, thanks Michael.","text_w_direction":"All right, thanks Michael.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10350,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10351,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"OK, we only have three hours people to plan a whole luau, and you're not helping.","text_w_direction":"OK, we only have three hours people to plan a whole luau, and you're not helping.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10352,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Karen","text":"What are the ingredients of poi?","text_w_direction":"What are the ingredients of poi?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10353,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"I called every grocery store in Scranton, and no one sells whole pigs.","text_w_direction":"I called every grocery store in Scranton, and no one sells whole pigs.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10354,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"Did you try the petting zoo?","text_w_direction":"Did you try the petting zoo?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10355,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Just a second. Michael, it's Jan on the phone for you.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Just a second. Michael, it's Jan on the phone for you.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10356,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, God, no. No, no! Hang up! Hang up! Tell her I'm not here. Tell... tell her, I ran out for cash. I hit a deer. I hit a deer with my car. Tell her I hit a cat. Tell her I hit a cat.","text_w_direction":"Oh, God, no. No, no! Hang up! Hang up! Tell her I'm not here. Tell... tell her, I ran out for cash. I hit a deer. I hit a deer with my car. Tell her I hit a cat. Tell her I hit a cat.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10357,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"He'll call you back. OK, great.","text_w_direction":"He'll call you back. OK, great.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10358,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"She bought it? OK. OK.","text_w_direction":"She bought it? [Pam nods] OK. OK.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10359,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael hit a deer?","text_w_direction":"[to Jim and Ryan] Michael hit a deer?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10360,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael! Michael! There's an emergency in the warehouse.","text_w_direction":"Michael! Michael! [pokes head through blinds in Michael's office] There's an emergency in the warehouse.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10361,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"There an accident? Somebody hurt?","text_w_direction":"There an accident? Somebody hurt?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10362,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"No, it's... involves the photograph.","text_w_direction":"No, it's... involves the photograph.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10363,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Oh. God. No, no, no, no, no.","text_w_direction":"Oh. God. No, no, no, no, no.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10364,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Roy","text":"Mike, you are a rock star, man. You are the man! Well done.","text_w_direction":"[starts clapping] Mike, you are a rock star, man. You are the man! Well done.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10365,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right. [continued clapping and cheering for Michael]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10366,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Roy","text":"That corporate booty, he likes to hit it!","text_w_direction":"That corporate booty, he likes to hit it!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10367,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Hello. Hi. Attention everyone. Um, apparently, there is an email circulating around that contains a very PG-13 rating picture of me and a woman---","text_w_direction":"Hello. Hi. Attention everyone. Um, apparently, there is an email circulating around that contains a very PG-13 rating picture of me and a woman---","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10368,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Jan.","text_w_direction":"Jan.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10369,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"No, Kevin. A woman. Maybe Jan, maybe...","text_w_direction":"No, Kevin. A woman. Maybe Jan, maybe...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10370,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Urkel Grue.","text_w_direction":"Urkel Grue.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10371,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"My point is that, if you get it, I would ask that you just delete it. Sight unseen. Let's be professional, all right?","text_w_direction":"My point is that, if you get it, I would ask that you just delete it. Sight unseen. Let's be professional, all right?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10372,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Feelin'... feelin' hot, hot, hot!","text_w_direction":"Feelin'... feelin' hot, hot, hot! [plays conch shell]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10373,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10374,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10375,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"What are you doing out here?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing out here?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10376,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Island living. You know?","text_w_direction":"Island living. You know?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10377,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Jan called. She's coming in later to talk to you.","text_w_direction":"Jan called. She's coming in later to talk to you.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10378,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Did she say what it's about?","text_w_direction":"Did she say what it's about?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10379,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"That's all she said.","text_w_direction":"That's all she said.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10380,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Ole ole - ole ole... Ole ole - ole ole. People in the party - hot hot hot","text_w_direction":"Ole ole - ole ole... Ole ole - ole ole. People in the party - hot hot hot [playing conch shell]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10381,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, I think you dropped this","text_w_direction":"Uh, I think you dropped this [hands over piece of paper]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10382,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Karen","text":"You sure?","text_w_direction":"You sure?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10383,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Definitely.","text_w_direction":"Definitely.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10384,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"I have disconnected the office T1 line. I have ordered that that be taken down and destroyed all print outs from the bathroom.","text_w_direction":"I have disconnected the office T1 line. I have ordered that that [referring to large picture of Michael and Jan in Jamaica on the wall] be taken down and destroyed all print outs from the bathroom.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10385,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"There are copies in the bathroom?","text_w_direction":"There are copies in the bathroom?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10386,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"There were. A lot of them.","text_w_direction":"There were. A lot of them.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10387,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10388,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Karen","text":"I think I owe you one.","text_w_direction":"I think I owe you one.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10389,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Sorry?","text_w_direction":"Sorry?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10390,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Karen","text":"For talking sense into Halpert. The Day's Inn room 228 was starting to get really depressing.","text_w_direction":"For talking sense into Halpert. The Day's Inn room 228 was starting to get really depressing.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10391,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, yeah, no. Don't worry about it. I mean, he was being ridiculous.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah, no. Don't worry about it. I mean, he was being ridiculous.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10392,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Karen","text":"Yeah, but... thanks. Seriously.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but... thanks. Seriously.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10393,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10394,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"Oh, yes! Yes! What'd I tell you? I knew he'd turn up You see that? This is the greatest night of my life.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yes! Yes! What'd I tell you? I knew he'd turn up [holds up an iPod inside speakers] You see that? This is the greatest night of my life.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10395,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Who did this to you? Where is he?","text_w_direction":"Who did this to you? [refers to Pam crying] Where is he?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10396,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"What? No, it's not... it's nothing.","text_w_direction":"What? No, it's not... it's nothing.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10397,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"It's hot in here.","text_w_direction":"[takes off coat to tie around waist] It's hot in here.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10398,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10399,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10400,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Thanks. You don't need to stay here.","text_w_direction":"[Dwight hands out handkerchief] Thanks. You don't need to stay here.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10401,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"I know. So you're PMSing pretty bad, huh?","text_w_direction":"I know. [puts arm around Pam who continues to cry] So you're PMSing pretty bad, huh?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10402,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jan","text":"Hello everyone. Hello Michael.","text_w_direction":"Hello everyone. Hello Michael.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10403,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Guh.","text_w_direction":"Guh.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10404,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Hi Jan, you look... tan.","text_w_direction":"Hi Jan, you look... tan.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10405,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jan","text":"I was in Scottsdale visiting my sister.","text_w_direction":"I was in Scottsdale visiting my sister.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10406,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah. How was it?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. How was it?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10407,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jan","text":"Very sunny. Family's important. Michael, I would like to speak with you, in your office.","text_w_direction":"Very sunny. Family's important. Michael, I would like to speak with you, in your office.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10408,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"OK, yup.","text_w_direction":"OK, yup.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10409,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jan","text":"Why am I here, Michael?","text_w_direction":"Why am I here, Michael?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10410,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I...","text_w_direction":"I...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10411,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jan","text":"In the last year, I've gone through a divorce, an identity theft, a husband who would not... communicate. This is nether here or there. My psychiatrist thinks that I have some self-destructive tendencies and that for once, I should indulge them. You following me?","text_w_direction":"In the last year, I've gone through a divorce, an identity theft, a husband who would not... communicate. This is nether here or there. My psychiatrist thinks that I have some self-destructive tendencies and that for once, I should indulge them. You following me?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10412,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I... I... Yes.","text_w_direction":"I... I... Yes.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10413,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jan","text":"I think I owe it to myself to find some kind of happiness, you know? I mean, even, even if it means... lowering my expectations or, or redefining the word, itself.","text_w_direction":"I think I owe it to myself to find some kind of happiness, you know? I mean, even, even if it means... lowering my expectations or, or redefining the word, itself.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10414,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"OK, yeah.","text_w_direction":"OK, yeah.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10415,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jan","text":"This is the kind of thing, you know? I am... attracted to you. I, I don't know why, I... but, I am. And, I need to follow my instincts. At least that's what Dr. Perry thinks.","text_w_direction":"This is the kind of thing, you know? I am... attracted to you. I, I don't know why, I... but, I am. And, I need to follow my instincts. At least that's what Dr. Perry thinks.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10416,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Who is Dr. Perry? I...","text_w_direction":"Who is Dr. Perry? I...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10417,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jan","text":"This is the point, OK? You're wrong for me. In... In... every way. But I still find myself wanting to... be with you.","text_w_direction":"This is the point, OK? You're wrong for me. In... In... every way. But I still find myself wanting to... be with you.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10418,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"And I, to you, in addition, feel the same feelings that you are as well.","text_w_direction":"And I, to you, in addition, feel the same feelings that you are as well.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10419,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jan","text":"Good, good.","text_w_direction":"Good, good.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10420,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"So, umm... thanks for coming by. So, I, uh...","text_w_direction":"So, umm... thanks for coming by. So, I, uh...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10421,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jan","text":"Well, good, OK. Thank you... for taking the time...","text_w_direction":"Well, good, OK. Thank you... for taking the time...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10422,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Well thanks for coming over, I appreciate -","text_w_direction":"Well thanks for coming over, I appreciate - [Jan leans over and kisses Michael passionately]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10423,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jan","text":"Wait 15 minutes, find an excuse, and meet me at your condo.","text_w_direction":"Wait 15 minutes, find an excuse, and meet me at your condo.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10424,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Jan, you... complete... me.","text_w_direction":"Jan, you... complete... me.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10425,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jan","text":"Oh, God.","text_w_direction":"Oh, God.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10426,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Roy","text":"Hey, remember when we were planning our honeymoon and you wanted to go to Hawaii and I wanted to go to Mexico?","text_w_direction":"Hey, remember when we were planning our honeymoon and you wanted to go to Hawaii and I wanted to go to Mexico?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10427,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10428,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Roy","text":"I was definitely right. Oh, brother.","text_w_direction":"I was definitely right. [both laugh] Oh, brother.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10429,"season":3,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Back from Vacation","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"What am I going to do? I'm gonna hang it up at home. I don't have a lot of art.","text_w_direction":"What am I going to do? [Refers to large pictures of Jan and Michael] I'm gonna hang it up at home. I don't have a lot of art. [smirks]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2255,"air_date":"2007-01-04"}
{"index":10430,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Jim, could you come in here please?","text_w_direction":"Jim, could you come in here please?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10431,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Harvey","text":"Hi, Jim.","text_w_direction":"Hi, Jim.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10432,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10433,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Harvey","text":"I am Harvey, a computer. Jim sucks.","text_w_direction":"I am Harvey, a computer. Jim sucks.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10434,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Sorry, oh wow, that's so rude. I'm sorry, I can't control him.","text_w_direction":"Sorry, oh wow, that's so rude. I'm sorry, I can't control him.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10435,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, you can.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you can.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10436,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"You know what? Get Pam.","text_w_direction":"You know what? Get Pam.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10437,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"For this?","text_w_direction":"For this?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10438,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Pam.","text_w_direction":"Pam.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10439,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Harvey","text":"Pam, you look very hot today.","text_w_direction":"Pam, you look very hot today.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10440,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Pam, meet Harvey. This is Michael's new friend.","text_w_direction":"Pam, meet Harvey. This is Michael's new friend.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10441,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10442,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Harvey","text":"Me so horny. Me love you long tim.","text_w_direction":"Me so horny. Me love you long tim.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10443,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, that is gross.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that is gross.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10444,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Who is 'Long Tim'?","text_w_direction":"Who is 'Long Tim'?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10445,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Damn it.","text_w_direction":"Damn it.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10446,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Harvey","text":"Long time. Me lobe yoy long time.","text_w_direction":"Long time. Me lobe yoy long time.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10447,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Oh well, 'Yoy' should bring in 'Long Tim' in one day. Shouldn't he?","text_w_direction":"Oh well, 'Yoy' should bring in 'Long Tim' in one day. Shouldn't he?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10448,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"I would love to meet Long Tim.","text_w_direction":"I would love to meet Long Tim.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10449,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. Right?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Right?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10450,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10451,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Harvey","text":"You ruined a funny joke, you. Get out of my offive.","text_w_direction":"You ruined a funny joke, you. Get out of my offive.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10452,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10453,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Ok. Bye Harvey.","text_w_direction":"Ok. Bye Harvey.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10454,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Harvey","text":"Boobs.","text_w_direction":"Boobs.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10455,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"Angela.","text_w_direction":"Angela.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10456,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10457,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"That was a voicemail that corporate left last night. They did not get our tax forms. Did you send them?","text_w_direction":"That was a voicemail that corporate left last night. They did not get our tax forms. Did you send them?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10458,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"They arrived this morning.","text_w_direction":"They arrived this morning.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10459,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"Are you sure? It is a big deal.","text_w_direction":"Are you sure? It is a big deal.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10460,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"Is it a big deal? Is it Kevin?","text_w_direction":"Is it a big deal? Is it Kevin?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10461,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"... Do you really not know? Because it is a big deal.","text_w_direction":"... Do you really not know? Because it is a big deal.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10462,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Five of us transferred from Stamford. There are two of us left. Me and Karen. It's like we are touring Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory and dropping off one by one. Well, guess what? I am not falling in a chocolate river.","text_w_direction":"Five of us transferred from Stamford. There are two of us left. Me and Karen. It's like we are touring Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory and dropping off one by one. Well, guess what? I am not falling in a chocolate river.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10463,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"Everything ok?","text_w_direction":"Everything ok? [Takes candy from Pam's desk]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10464,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Everything is fine. You are in the clear.","text_w_direction":"Everything is fine. You are in the clear.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10465,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"Thank you. I... I don't want those.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. [Puts candy back] I... I don't want those.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10466,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight, care to join us, finally? Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, care to join us, finally? Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10467,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Hey Dwight, pass the tardy sauce. Get it Michael?","text_w_direction":"Hey Dwight, pass the tardy sauce. Get it Michael?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10468,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. Ok, here is the dream team. My sales dream team. Today we are going to team up for sales calls. Andy, since this was your idea, you get to pick first.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Ok, here is the dream team. My sales dream team. Today we are going to team up for sales calls. Andy, since this was your idea, you get to pick first.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10469,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Hmmm, well... let me think about this for a minute. Oh, I don't know. Michael Scott.","text_w_direction":"Hmmm, well... let me think about this for a minute. Oh, I don't know. Michael Scott.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10470,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10471,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Ph. D. Doctor of Sales.","text_w_direction":"Ph. D. Doctor of Sales.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10472,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I appreciate that. That is very gracious of you.","text_w_direction":"Well, I appreciate that. That is very gracious of you.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10473,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Well, it is very gracious of you to accept.","text_w_direction":"Well, it is very gracious of you to accept.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10474,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Well, thank you sir. Ok, now going by seniority. Phyllis, our resident senior.","text_w_direction":"Well, thank you sir. Ok, now going by seniority. Phyllis, our resident senior.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10475,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phyllis","text":"We're the same age and I'll pick... Karen.","text_w_direction":"We're the same age and I'll pick... Karen.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10476,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Karen","text":"Oh, uh, thanks.","text_w_direction":"Oh, uh, thanks.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10477,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Good. Next up, Superfly himself, Stanley.","text_w_direction":"Good. Next up, Superfly himself, Stanley.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10478,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Stanley","text":"Pass.","text_w_direction":"Pass.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10479,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"You can't pass. You've got to pick somebody.","text_w_direction":"You can't pass. You've got to pick somebody.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10480,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Stanley","text":"... I'll take the kid.","text_w_direction":"... I'll take the kid.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10481,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"I am very flattered. I was his second choice after \"Pass.\"","text_w_direction":"I am very flattered. I was his second choice after \"Pass.\"","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10482,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"So that just leaves Dwight and Jim.","text_w_direction":"So that just leaves Dwight and Jim.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10483,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok, wait. Does anyone want to trade?","text_w_direction":"Ok, wait. Does anyone want to trade?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10484,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Yup. I'll trade.","text_w_direction":"Yup. I'll trade.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10485,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight and I used to go on sales calls all the time. In fact, I have a picture to remember that time. Oh young Jim. There is just so much I need to warn you about. And yet, tragically, I cannot.","text_w_direction":"Dwight and I used to go on sales calls all the time. In fact, I have a picture to remember that time. Oh young Jim. There is just so much I need to warn you about. And yet, tragically, I cannot.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10486,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Sebring by Chrysler. Heck of a... motor... carriage.","text_w_direction":"Sebring by Chrysler. Heck of a... motor... carriage.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10487,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight?","text_w_direction":"Dwight?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10488,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Yup?","text_w_direction":"Yup?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10489,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Here ya go.","text_w_direction":"Here ya go. [throws laundry]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10490,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah! You want shirts on hangers?","text_w_direction":"Yeah! You want shirts on hangers?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10491,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Please.","text_w_direction":"Please.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10492,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"He does your laundry?","text_w_direction":"He does your laundry?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10493,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Long story. All right everybody, circle up. Here we go. You know what this is? This is the \"Amazing Race.\" And you guys are the retired marines. And you guys are the mother and daughter. And you guys are the gay couple. And we are the firefighter heroes. Are we ready to go?","text_w_direction":"Long story. All right everybody, circle up. Here we go. You know what this is? This is the \"Amazing Race.\" [To Ryan and Stanley] And you guys are the retired marines. [To Phyllis and Karen] And you guys are the mother and daughter. [To Dwight and Jim] And you guys are the gay couple. And we are the firefighter heroes. Are we ready to go?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10494,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Karen","text":"Wait, \"Amazing Race\" like, the biggest sale wins?","text_w_direction":"Wait, \"Amazing Race\" like, the biggest sale wins?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10495,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"No, we're just going to rush out, do the sales thing, and come back.","text_w_direction":"No, we're just going to rush out, do the sales thing, and come back.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10496,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"Is there a prize?","text_w_direction":"Is there a prize?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10497,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Just bragging rights.","text_w_direction":"Just bragging rights.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10498,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phyllis","text":"Then how is this \"Amazing Race\"?","text_w_direction":"Then how is this \"Amazing Race\"?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10499,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"It's just... brrrrrr... It's \"Amazing Race,\" Phyllis. Okay? We're in teams of two and we are on a mission. All right, so, on your mark, get set, go. Let's do it.","text_w_direction":"It's just... brrrrrr... It's \"Amazing Race,\" Phyllis. Okay? We're in teams of two and we are on a mission. All right, so, on your mark, get set, go. Let's do it.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10500,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Come on!!","text_w_direction":"Come on!!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10501,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phyllis","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael. [Michael throws Phyllis' keys under the car.]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10502,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Whoah, whoah. Oh hahahaha. Vamanos!","text_w_direction":"Whoah, whoah. Oh hahahaha. Vamanos!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10503,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Bueno.","text_w_direction":"Bueno.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10504,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phyllis","text":"Do you have a pole?","text_w_direction":"Do you have a pole?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10505,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Karen","text":"Let's go get a broom.","text_w_direction":"Let's go get a broom.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10506,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Seriously? You're going to sit in the back?","text_w_direction":"Seriously? You're going to sit in the back?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10507,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh, yeah. It's the safest part of the car. In the event of a crash, the driver always protects his side of the car first.","text_w_direction":"Uh, yeah. It's the safest part of the car. In the event of a crash, the driver always protects his side of the car first.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10508,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Here we go.","text_w_direction":"Here we go.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10509,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"In order to take down Dwight, I have to chip away at his ally, which, in this case, is Michael. Here's the good news. Every success I've ever had at my job or with the lady-folk has come from my ability to slowly and painfully wear someone down.","text_w_direction":"In order to take down Dwight, I have to chip away at his ally, which, in this case, is Michael. Here's the good news. Every success I've ever had at my job or with the lady-folk has come from my ability to slowly and painfully wear someone down.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10510,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"What's the deal with Dwight doing your laundry?","text_w_direction":"What's the deal with Dwight doing your laundry?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10511,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Ugh... that is a long story. Um, couple of months ago, Dwight tried to go behind my back with Jan and get my job and I am now having him do my laundry as punishment.","text_w_direction":"Ugh... that is a long story. Um, couple of months ago, Dwight tried to go behind my back with Jan and get my job and I am now having him do my laundry as punishment.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10512,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Wow, that is a long story, but quite well told, Michael. I find it very interesting. Especially about the part Dwight going behind your back and basically, like, being a terrible person. You know if you want your laundry done right? I used to work at Abercrombie. So, pretty good folder.","text_w_direction":"Wow, that is a long story, but quite well told, Michael. I find it very interesting. Especially about the part Dwight going behind your back and basically, like, being a terrible person. You know if you want your laundry done right? I used to work at Abercrombie. So, pretty good folder.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10513,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"Hey Pam. Would you like to go with me to grab a coffee?","text_w_direction":"Hey Pam. Would you like to go with me to grab a coffee?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10514,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10515,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"Yeah, I could use some fresh air. Might be fun.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I could use some fresh air. Might be fun.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10516,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Ok. Sure.","text_w_direction":"Ok. Sure.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10517,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10518,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Karen","text":"Why are we turning in here, this is a beauty salon?","text_w_direction":"Why are we turning in here, this is a beauty salon?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10519,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phyllis","text":"Um-hmmm.","text_w_direction":"Um-hmmm.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10520,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"Hey, do you mind if I take the lead on this one and then you can critique me after?","text_w_direction":"Hey, do you mind if I take the lead on this one and then you can critique me after?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10521,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Stanley","text":"You want the lead?","text_w_direction":"You want the lead?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10522,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah, if you don't mind.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, if you don't mind.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10523,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Stanley","text":"Mind? Nothing would delight me more.","text_w_direction":"Mind? Nothing would delight me more.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10524,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Leave the keys.","text_w_direction":"Leave the keys.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10525,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"You still do that thing?","text_w_direction":"You still do that thing?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10526,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Leave the keys!","text_w_direction":"Leave the keys!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10527,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"I think you have assembled an amazing team at Scranton. It's really a pleasure to be a part of it. It's like, everyone has their own special skill, you know, just like the Superfriends. Except for Dwight, who is more like a SuperDud. I mean, he would be a Superfriend if there was a Superfriend whose super power was always being late. You know?","text_w_direction":"I think you have assembled an amazing team at Scranton. It's really a pleasure to be a part of it. It's like, everyone has their own special skill, you know, just like the Superfriends. Except for Dwight, who is more like a SuperDud. I mean, he would be a Superfriend if there was a Superfriend whose super power was always being late. You know?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10528,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Hawkman.","text_w_direction":"Hawkman.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10529,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"My plan is taking longer than I thought but I don't give up easily. I have walked two marathons.","text_w_direction":"My plan is taking longer than I thought but I don't give up easily. I have walked two marathons.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10530,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Let's go. The men's room was disgusting.","text_w_direction":"[Walks out of the Ladies' Restroom] Let's go. The men's room was disgusting.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10531,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"After you sir.","text_w_direction":"After you sir.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10532,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"No thank you, I never let anyone walk behind me. Seven out of ten attacks are from the rear.","text_w_direction":"No thank you, I never let anyone walk behind me. Seven out of ten attacks are from the rear.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10533,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Ok, well, that still leaves a 30% chance that I will attack you from the front.","text_w_direction":"Ok, well, that still leaves a 30% chance that I will attack you from the front.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10534,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh, yeah, but it will be easier to stop. I can always block the blow. I can counter it with...","text_w_direction":"Uh, yeah, but it will be easier to stop. I can always block the blow. I can counter it with... [Jim slaps Dwight]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10535,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Angela, you seem so happy. I bet you wish you were like this all the time.","text_w_direction":"Angela, you seem so happy. I bet you wish you were like this all the time.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10536,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"This friend of mine - let's call her Noelle - she missed this deadline turning something in to Corporate in New York. But then this gallant gentleman - we'll call him Kurt - he drove all the way to New York and handed it in for her. That's... I don't know. I guess he really just likes her a lot.","text_w_direction":"This friend of mine - let's call her Noelle - she missed this deadline turning something in to Corporate in New York. But then this gallant gentleman - we'll call him Kurt - he drove all the way to New York and handed it in for her. That's... I don't know. I guess he really just likes her a lot.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10537,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"That's great.","text_w_direction":"That's great.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10538,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"Yes, it is. Hello?","text_w_direction":"Yes, it is. [Walks up to the counter where there is no employee] Hello?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10539,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, did you catch that up at Lake Wallenpaupack?","text_w_direction":"Hey, did you catch that up at Lake Wallenpaupack?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10540,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Buyer","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10541,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"You know, I used to go up there all the time with my step-dad, and I never caught anything that big.","text_w_direction":"You know, I used to go up there all the time with my step-dad, and I never caught anything that big.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10542,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Caught an eighty-pound shark off of Montauk. It's in the Hamptons. My dad's got a 42-ft Bayliner. Sniped it with a rifle from the crow's nest. Also shot a deer once.","text_w_direction":"Caught an eighty-pound shark off of Montauk. It's in the Hamptons. My dad's got a 42-ft Bayliner. Sniped it with a rifle from the crow's nest. Also shot a deer once.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10543,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"You know what? Let's get right down to it. Dunder-Mifflin may be just two rooms and a warehouse, but what we lack in flash, we will make up for with hardwork and decency.","text_w_direction":"You know what? Let's get right down to it. Dunder-Mifflin may be just two rooms and a warehouse, but what we lack in flash, we will make up for with hardwork and decency.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10544,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Ok, this is the classic undersell because you should know we don't work out of a log cabin. We trade on the New York Stock Exchange. Ever heard of it? It's in New York.","text_w_direction":"Ok, this is the classic undersell because you should know we don't work out of a log cabin. We trade on the New York Stock Exchange. Ever heard of it? It's in New York.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10545,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Buyer","text":"Uh, I have to say I am a little wary with getting involved with a big company. We've had some problems in the past.","text_w_direction":"Uh, I have to say I am a little wary with getting involved with a big company. We've had some problems in the past.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10546,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I think what Andy is trying to express is that while we have the resources of a large company, we will give you the care and attention of a small company.","text_w_direction":"I think what Andy is trying to express is that while we have the resources of a large company, we will give you the care and attention of a small company.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10547,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, man, that is, like, poetry.","text_w_direction":"Oh, man, that is, like, poetry.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10548,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10549,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"I swear, this guy could sell paper to a tree.","text_w_direction":"I swear, this guy could sell paper to a tree.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10550,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Stop it. Stop it.","text_w_direction":"Stop it. [Puts his hand on Andy's shoulder] Stop it.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10551,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Ow.","text_w_direction":"Ow.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10552,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. This is Pam. I did?","text_w_direction":"Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. [excited] This is Pam. I did?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10553,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Oh man. Talk about your classic \"Lame dash O.\" Do we even want that guy buying our paper?","text_w_direction":"Oh man. Talk about your classic \"Lame dash O.\" Do we even want that guy buying our paper?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10554,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10555,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"I... I'm so sorry man. I really screwed that up.","text_w_direction":"I... I'm so sorry man. I really screwed that up.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10556,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Ah, no. Don't worry about it.","text_w_direction":"Ah, no. Don't worry about it.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10557,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"I really 'Schruted' it.","text_w_direction":"I really 'Schruted' it.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10558,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10559,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"'Schruted' it. It's just this thing that people say around your office all the time. Like, when you screw something up in a really irreversible way, you 'Schruted' it. I don't know where it comes from though. Do you think it comes from Dwight Schrute?","text_w_direction":"'Schruted' it. It's just this thing that people say around your office all the time. Like, when you screw something up in a really irreversible way, you 'Schruted' it. I don't know where it comes from though. Do you think it comes from Dwight Schrute?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10560,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know. Who knows how words are formed.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. Who knows how words are formed.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10561,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phyllis","text":"It's a big order. Thanks Kenny.","text_w_direction":"It's a big order. Thanks Kenny.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10562,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Karen","text":"Yeah, thank you.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, thank you.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10563,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phyllis","text":"Hey, how's Annie?","text_w_direction":"Hey, how's Annie?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10564,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kenny","text":"Oh, she's great. This is us last year in Bermuda. Lovely place. You ever been to Bermuda?","text_w_direction":"Oh, she's great. This is us last year in Bermuda. Lovely place. You ever been to Bermuda?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10565,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Julius","text":"Stanley Hudson.","text_w_direction":"Stanley Hudson.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10566,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Stanley","text":"Ah, Julius, how's it goin'?","text_w_direction":"Ah, Julius, how's it goin'?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10567,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Julius","text":"Great, great, great.","text_w_direction":"Great, great, great.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10568,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Guy","text":"Stanley.","text_w_direction":"Stanley.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10569,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Stanley","text":"So good to see you too. I'd like you fellas to meet Ryan Howard.","text_w_direction":"So good to see you too. I'd like you fellas to meet Ryan Howard.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10570,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10571,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Stanley","text":"I'm gonna let Ryan do a little pitch for you while I do my crossword. Ryan?","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna let Ryan do a little pitch for you while I do my crossword. Ryan?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10572,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"Um... Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi.","text_w_direction":"Um... [To the Buyers] Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10573,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Julius","text":"Hello, Ryan. What do you have for us?","text_w_direction":"Hello, Ryan. What do you have for us?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10574,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"Oh...","text_w_direction":"Oh...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10575,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"We can offer our biggest discounts on 30% recycled and ultra-premium laser.","text_w_direction":"We can offer our biggest discounts on 30% recycled and ultra-premium laser.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10576,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Man","text":"'Kay. 'Kay.","text_w_direction":"'Kay. 'Kay.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10577,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Can I use your phone?","text_w_direction":"Can I use your phone?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10578,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Man","text":"Yeah, sure, go ahead.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, sure, go ahead.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10579,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10580,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Let me talk to you about a few of the other things we can offer. Namely, we know the tax season is coming up, so by April 1st we can have you fully stocked.","text_w_direction":"Let me talk to you about a few of the other things we can offer. Namely, we know the tax season is coming up, so by April 1st we can have you fully stocked.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10581,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"One...","text_w_direction":"[On Phone] One...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10582,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"We have discount prices on ink cartridges...","text_w_direction":"We have discount prices on ink cartridges...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10583,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Three...","text_w_direction":"Three...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10584,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"And, also, any forms that you are going to need...","text_w_direction":"And, also, any forms that you are going to need...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10585,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Seven...","text_w_direction":"Seven...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10586,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"We can custom make them.","text_w_direction":"We can custom make them.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10587,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah I did a watercolor of Frances Willard Elementary School for a contest they were having. They were calling with the results. And I won. I won! My painting won. So I like to thank my mom for always encouraging me. And I like to thank my dad for buying me my first set of art pencils. And I'd like to thank the sixth grade class that picked me.","text_w_direction":"Yeah I did a watercolor of Frances Willard Elementary School for a contest they were having. They were calling with the results. And I won. I won! My painting won. So I like to thank my mom for always encouraging me. And I like to thank my dad for buying me my first set of art pencils. And I'd like to thank the sixth grade class that picked me.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10588,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Hey Kev, guess what. I won an art contest today.","text_w_direction":"Hey Kev, guess what. I won an art contest today.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10589,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"How much did you win?","text_w_direction":"How much did you win?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10590,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"$100.","text_w_direction":"$100.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10591,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"I won $400 bucks on the Celtics game last night.","text_w_direction":"I won $400 bucks on the Celtics game last night.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10592,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Cool. Congratulations.","text_w_direction":"Cool. Congratulations.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10593,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"Thanks, so sweet.","text_w_direction":"Thanks, so sweet.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10594,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Stanley","text":"Ha ha ha! And you just said, \"Hi! Hi! Hi!\" Ha heh ha! You sounded like my niece, and she's six months old!","text_w_direction":"Ha ha ha! And you just said, \"Hi! Hi! Hi!\" Ha heh ha! You sounded like my niece, and she's six months old!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10595,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Man","text":"We'll I appreciate what you guys are saying but it, uh, makes more fiscal sense to go with one of the big guys.","text_w_direction":"We'll I appreciate what you guys are saying but it, uh, makes more fiscal sense to go with one of the big guys.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10596,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10597,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Sure, that's true we can't compete with their prices. But let me ask you something. How important to you is customer service?","text_w_direction":"Sure, that's true we can't compete with their prices. But let me ask you something. How important to you is customer service?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10598,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Man","text":"It's very.","text_w_direction":"It's very.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10599,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phone","text":"Please keep holding, your call is very important to us.","text_w_direction":"Please keep holding, your call is very important to us.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10600,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Erm, that's one of the 'Big guys.' Been on hold this whole time.","text_w_direction":"Erm, that's one of the 'Big guys.' Been on hold this whole time.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10601,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"And this is Dunder-Mifflin.","text_w_direction":"[Dials cell Phone] And this is Dunder-Mifflin.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10602,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"Dunder-Mifflin customer service, this is Kelly.","text_w_direction":"Dunder-Mifflin customer service, this is Kelly.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10603,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, Kelly, it's Jim.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Kelly, it's Jim.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10604,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh my god, Jim. How are you ? I wanted to tell you ... .","text_w_direction":"Oh my god, Jim. How are you ? I wanted to tell you ... . [Jim hangs up]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10605,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Here is my card. It's got my Cell number, my pager number, my home number, and my other pager number. I never take vacations, I never get sick, and I don't celebrate any major holidays.","text_w_direction":"Here is my card. It's got my Cell number, my pager number, my home number, and my other pager number. I never take vacations, I never get sick, and I don't celebrate any major holidays.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10606,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Man","text":"All right, I get it. We got a deal.","text_w_direction":"All right, I get it. We got a deal.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10607,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10608,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, Angela. I got good news today too. I won an art contest.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Angela. I got good news today too. I won an art contest.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10609,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"That's great Pam. I like having these little moments with you. You know what? Sprinkles recently had kittens.","text_w_direction":"That's great Pam. I like having these little moments with you. You know what? Sprinkles recently had kittens.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10610,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10611,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"I would like to offer you the dominant male. His name is Ash.","text_w_direction":"I would like to offer you the dominant male. His name is Ash.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10612,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Oh?","text_w_direction":"Oh?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10613,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"Mmm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10614,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Hmm. I don't think so. But thanks. My building manager... is... You understand.","text_w_direction":"Hmm. I don't think so. But thanks. My building manager... is... You understand.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10615,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"Well then. Have a nice day.","text_w_direction":"Well then. Have a nice day.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10616,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Karen","text":"Thanks. That was fun.","text_w_direction":"Thanks. That was fun.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10617,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah, I really enjoy spending time with you. You are a very nice person.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I really enjoy spending time with you. You are a very nice person.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10618,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Karen","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10619,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phyllis","text":"I'm so glad you're with Jim. He was hung up on Pam for such a long time. Never thought he would get over her.","text_w_direction":"I'm so glad you're with Jim. He was hung up on Pam for such a long time. Never thought he would get over her.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10620,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Karen","text":"That's nice.","text_w_direction":"That's nice.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10621,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phyllis","text":"You can pay me back later for the makeover.","text_w_direction":"You can pay me back later for the makeover.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10622,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Hey boss. Got a minute?","text_w_direction":"Hey boss. Got a minute?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10623,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, Andy.","text_w_direction":"Yes, Andy.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10624,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"I forget, why did Dwight say he was late this morning?","text_w_direction":"I forget, why did Dwight say he was late this morning?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10625,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"He didn't say.","text_w_direction":"He didn't say.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10626,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"That's weird. Because I was just walking past his desk and I saw this, which is a tollbooth receipt from New York City, stamped really early this morning. So, why would Dwight go to New York without telling anyone? Do you think he went to see Jan? That's not like him. Is it? Someone told me a story about this, with, like, laundry and betrayal. Did you betray Dwight and try to steal his job or something?","text_w_direction":"That's weird. Because I was just walking past his desk and I saw this, which is a tollbooth receipt from New York City, stamped really early this morning. So, why would Dwight go to New York without telling anyone? Do you think he went to see Jan? That's not like him. Is it? Someone told me a story about this, with, like, laundry and betrayal. Did you betray Dwight and try to steal his job or something?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10627,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"No, you are remembering it wrong.","text_w_direction":"No, you are remembering it wrong.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10628,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight betrayed me once before. So this is his strike two. You know what they say? Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice, strike three.","text_w_direction":"Dwight betrayed me once before. So this is his strike two. You know what they say? Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice, strike three.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10629,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"I like Karen. She's pretty and appears intelligent.","text_w_direction":"I like Karen. She's pretty and appears intelligent.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10630,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Well, I like pretty women who have the appearance of intelligence.","text_w_direction":"Well, I like pretty women who have the appearance of intelligence.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10631,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"My girlfriend is also beautiful and smart. She could be a model or a college professor which is intimidating to a lot of guys.","text_w_direction":"My girlfriend is also beautiful and smart. She could be a model or a college professor which is intimidating to a lot of guys.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10632,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"We should go on a double date.","text_w_direction":"We should go on a double date.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10633,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"No thank you.","text_w_direction":"No thank you.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10634,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jan","text":"Dwight's name is on the security sign-in sheet, but I don't know who he met with. And where it asks to state your business, he wrote \"Beeswax. Not yours, Inc.\"","text_w_direction":"Dwight's name is on the security sign-in sheet, but I don't know who he met with. And where it asks to state your business, he wrote \"Beeswax. Not yours, Inc.\"","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10635,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I knew it.","text_w_direction":"I knew it. [Dwight and Jim walk in]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10636,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, doggie.","text_w_direction":"Oh, doggie.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10637,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Karen","text":"Hey, do you want to grab a coffee?","text_w_direction":"Hey, do you want to grab a coffee?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10638,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Sure. Look at you!","text_w_direction":"Sure. Look at you!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10639,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Karen","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10640,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Beesley, coffee?","text_w_direction":"Beesley, coffee?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10641,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"No, thanks. I had some already.","text_w_direction":"No, thanks. I had some already.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10642,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10643,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, but, hey, Jim.","text_w_direction":"Oh, but, hey, Jim.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10644,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10645,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"I won an art contest today.","text_w_direction":"I won an art contest today.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10646,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"No way! All right Pam. Congratulations.","text_w_direction":"No way! All right Pam. Congratulations. [high five]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10647,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10648,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Which one was it?","text_w_direction":"Which one was it?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10649,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"I sent in one of my watercolors.","text_w_direction":"I sent in one of my watercolors.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10650,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Cool.","text_w_direction":"Cool.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10651,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"It was the new one I did.","text_w_direction":"It was the new one I did.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10652,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Oh","text_w_direction":"Oh","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10653,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Karen","text":"You ready Jim?","text_w_direction":"You ready Jim?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10654,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. Can I see it when I get back?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Can I see it when I get back?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10655,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10656,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Congratulations.","text_w_direction":"Congratulations.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10657,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10658,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Big deal.","text_w_direction":"Big deal.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10659,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, we nailed the sale!","text_w_direction":"Hey, we nailed the sale!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10660,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Where were you this morning?","text_w_direction":"Where were you this morning?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10661,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"I overslept. Damn rooster didn't crow.","text_w_direction":"I overslept. Damn rooster didn't crow.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10662,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Why do you lie, liar?","text_w_direction":"Why do you lie, liar?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10663,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"I am not a liar.","text_w_direction":"I am not a liar.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10664,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"You are lying right now.","text_w_direction":"You are lying right now.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10665,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"It sure seems like he is lying.","text_w_direction":"It sure seems like he is lying.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10666,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Stay out of this, you!","text_w_direction":"Stay out of this, you!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10667,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I know that you went to corporate this morning, and I know that you lied about it. And given our history, I need you tell me this instant exactly what you were doing.","text_w_direction":"I know that you went to corporate this morning, and I know that you lied about it. And given our history, I need you tell me this instant exactly what you were doing.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10668,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael, I cannot tell you what I was doing there. But you have to trust me, I would never do anything to hurt you or this company.","text_w_direction":"Michael, I cannot tell you what I was doing there. But you have to trust me, I would never do anything to hurt you or this company.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10669,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, you know what? I want you to think about your future in this company. I want you to think about it long and hard.","text_w_direction":"Ok, you know what? I want you to think about your future in this company. I want you to think about it long and hard.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10670,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"That's what she said.","text_w_direction":"That's what she said.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10671,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Don't. Don't you dare. I want to know what you were doing this morning by the end of the day.","text_w_direction":"Don't. Don't you dare. I want to know what you were doing this morning by the end of the day.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10672,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"It's going to be ok.","text_w_direction":"It's going to be ok.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10673,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"How is going to be ok, Dwight? Everyone will know our business.","text_w_direction":"How is going to be ok, Dwight? Everyone will know our business.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10674,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"That's not the worst thing in the world. I'll just stand up in front of the office and reveal our true love. It won't be that bad. Look at Kelly and Ryan.","text_w_direction":"That's not the worst thing in the world. I'll just stand up in front of the office and reveal our true love. It won't be that bad. Look at Kelly and Ryan.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10675,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"I hate those two people more than anything in the entire world.","text_w_direction":"I hate those two people more than anything in the entire world.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10676,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, I don't have a lot of choices.","text_w_direction":"Well, I don't have a lot of choices.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10677,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Karen","text":"So, let me ask you a question.","text_w_direction":"So, let me ask you a question.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10678,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10679,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Karen","text":"Did you ever have a thing for Pam?","text_w_direction":"Did you ever have a thing for Pam?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10680,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Pam? Did I ever have a 'thing' for her? No, why? Did she say something?","text_w_direction":"Pam? Did I ever have a 'thing' for her? No, why? Did she say something?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10681,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Karen","text":"I moved here from Connecticut...","text_w_direction":"I moved here from Connecticut...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10682,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. Ok, here's the ... I had a crush on her before I left. And I told her about it and she didn't feel the same way. So, it didn't amount to anything, and I left. I'm really glad you're here. 'Kay?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Ok, here's the ... I had a crush on her before I left. And I told her about it and she didn't feel the same way. So, it didn't amount to anything, and I left. I'm really glad you're here. 'Kay?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10683,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Karen","text":"'Kay.","text_w_direction":"'Kay.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10684,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Ahem-hem-hem. May I have your attention please? This will only take a moment of your time. Although I love this company more than almost anything in the world, I have decided to step down from my post and spend more time with my family. I do not fear the unknown and I will meet my new challenges head-on and I will succeed. And I will laugh in the faces of those who doubt me. It has been a pleasure working with some of you and I will not forget those of you soon but remember, while today it is me, we all shall fall. In other words, I am quitting. So... .","text_w_direction":"Ahem-hem-hem. May I have your attention please? This will only take a moment of your time. Although I love this company more than almost anything in the world, I have decided to step down from my post and spend more time with my family. I do not fear the unknown and I will meet my new challenges head-on and I will succeed. And I will laugh in the faces of those who doubt me. It has been a pleasure working with some of you and I will not forget those of you soon but remember, while today it is me, we all shall fall. In other words, I am quitting. So... .","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10685,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Oompa-Loompa Doompity-Dawesome, Dwight is now gone which is totally awesome. Why was he gone, he was such a nice guy? No, he was not. He was a total douche. Doompity-doomp.","text_w_direction":"Oompa-Loompa Doompity-Dawesome, Dwight is now gone which is totally awesome. Why was he gone, he was such a nice guy? No, he was not. He was a total douche. Doompity-doomp.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10686,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"I would like to give the rest of my belongings to Michael Scott. Just take them. Except this.","text_w_direction":"I would like to give the rest of my belongings to Michael Scott. Just take them. Except this.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10687,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Good luck.","text_w_direction":"Good luck.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10688,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"Dwight will be missed. Not by me so much, but, he will be missed.","text_w_direction":"Dwight will be missed. Not by me so much, but, he will be missed.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10689,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"Dwight, from sales, was one of the most honorable and efficient employees this company has ever had.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, from sales, was one of the most honorable and efficient employees this company has ever had.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10690,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"One of my life goals was to die right here in my desk chair. And today, that dream was shattered.","text_w_direction":"One of my life goals was to die right here in my desk chair. And today, that dream was shattered.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10691,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Hey man.","text_w_direction":"Hey man. [Dwight hugs Jim and leaves]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10692,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Karen","text":"What happened on your sales call?","text_w_direction":"What happened on your sales call?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10693,"season":3,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Traveling Salesmen","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Michael Schur;Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Um, am I happy the way things turned out? Oh, well, happy's such an ugly word. But, um, I saw what needed to be done and I did it and now I'm thrilled. So, it's pretty... Hello? Pretty good.","text_w_direction":"Um, am I happy the way things turned out? Oh, well, happy's such an ugly word. But, um, I saw what needed to be done and I did it and now I'm thrilled. So, it's pretty... [camera had focused in on Angela watching] Hello? Pretty good.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2316,"air_date":"2007-01-11"}
{"index":10694,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"I have left Dunder-Mifflin after many record-breaking years and am officially on the job market. And it's very exciting.","text_w_direction":"I have left Dunder-Mifflin after many record-breaking years and am officially on the job market. And it's very exciting.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10695,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"For your convenience, I've broken it down into three parts","text_w_direction":"For your convenience, I've broken it down into three parts","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10696,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me.","text_w_direction":"I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10697,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"How would I describe myself? Three words. Hard-working, Alpha male, Jackhammer, Merciless, Insatiable.","text_w_direction":"How would I describe myself? Three words. Hard-working, Alpha male, Jackhammer, Merciless, Insatiable.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10698,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"There is nothing on my horizon except everything. Everything is on my horizon.","text_w_direction":"There is nothing on my horizon except everything. Everything is on my horizon.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10699,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"I got this job to make some money while I continue my employment search. And uh, it's fine for the time being. Oops. Break's over.","text_w_direction":"[in Staples uniform] I got this job to make some money while I continue my employment search. And uh, it's fine for the time being. Oops. Break's over.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10700,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Big Turkey.","text_w_direction":"[to Ryan] Big Turkey. [cellphone plays \"Rockin' Robin\"]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10701,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Is that you singing?","text_w_direction":"Is that you singing?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10702,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"All four parts. Recorded it on my computer. It took me forever.","text_w_direction":"All four parts. Recorded it on my computer. It took me forever.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10703,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Nice job.","text_w_direction":"Nice job.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10704,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Thank you muchly.","text_w_direction":"Thank you muchly. [cellphone continues playing]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10705,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"You gonna answer it?","text_w_direction":"You gonna answer it?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10706,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"I called it myself. I just thought you'd get a kick out of the new ring.","text_w_direction":"I called it myself. I just thought you'd get a kick out of the new ring.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10707,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Yikes.","text_w_direction":"Yikes.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10708,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Side note. I'd just like to say I'm thrilled to be working directly beneath you.","text_w_direction":"Side note. I'd just like to say I'm thrilled to be working directly beneath you.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10709,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10710,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"I feel I have a lot to learn from you, even though you're younger and have less experience. So here's to the future... Andy and the Tuna. Andy and the tuna...","text_w_direction":"I feel I have a lot to learn from you, even though you're younger and have less experience. So here's to the future... Andy and the Tuna. [sings] Andy and the tuna...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10711,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"I miss Dwight. Congratulations, universe. You win.","text_w_direction":"I miss Dwight. Congratulations, universe. You win.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10712,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, Dwight Schrute has left this company. More personnel turnover.","text_w_direction":"Yes, Dwight Schrute has left this company. More personnel turnover.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10713,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"The cost of doing business.","text_w_direction":"The cost of doing business.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10714,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, well. It is a big loss. Dwight was the top salesman...","text_w_direction":"Yes, well. It is a big loss. Dwight was the top salesman...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10715,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Was the top salesman...","text_w_direction":"Was the top salesman...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10716,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I said 'was'.","text_w_direction":"I said 'was'.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10717,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Addition by subtraction.","text_w_direction":"[chuckles] Addition by subtraction.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10718,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"What does that even mean? That is impossible.","text_w_direction":"What does that even mean? That is impossible.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10719,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Mmmm. Yeah you're right.","text_w_direction":"Mmmm. Yeah you're right.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10720,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"But, there is some good news. Oscar is back. Addition by addition. So we are going to have a big party today to welcome him back and hopefully that will lift everybody's spirits.","text_w_direction":"But, there is some good news. Oscar is back. Addition by addition. So we are going to have a big party today to welcome him back and hopefully that will lift everybody's spirits.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10721,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"Hey, everyone.","text_w_direction":"Hey, everyone.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10722,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, hello, Oscar. How was your gay-cation?","text_w_direction":"Oh, hello, Oscar. How was your gay-cation?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10723,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"Oh, that's very funny.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that's very funny.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10724,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah? I thought of it like, two seconds after you left.","text_w_direction":"Yeah? I thought of it like, two seconds after you left.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10725,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"Hi, Angela.","text_w_direction":"[sits at his desk] Hi, Angela.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10726,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Oscar.","text_w_direction":"Oscar.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10727,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, boss.","text_w_direction":"Hey, boss.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10728,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, what's up.","text_w_direction":"Hey, what's up.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10729,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Noooothin'. Ehrrrrrrrrr. Heh. Man. TGI-Wednesday. Am I right?","text_w_direction":"Noooothin'. Ehrrrrrrrrr. Heh. Man. TGI-Wednesday. Am I right?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10730,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10731,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Gonna go home. Get my beer on. Get my \"Lost\" on. What are you doing later, wanna hang out?","text_w_direction":"Gonna go home. Get my beer on. Get my \"Lost\" on. What are you doing later, wanna hang out?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10732,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know. Maybe.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. Maybe.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10733,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Well, I will take that as a maybe. Where are you going?","text_w_direction":"Well, I will take that as a maybe. [Michael gets up] Where are you going?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10734,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Bathroom.","text_w_direction":"Bathroom.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10735,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, well, I'm going to the kitchen, I'll walk with you.","text_w_direction":"Oh, well, I'm going to the kitchen, I'll walk with you.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10736,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, things are going pretty good. Gettin' a lot of face time with the boss.","text_w_direction":"[lurking by the bathroom door] Yeah, things are going pretty good. Gettin' a lot of face time with the boss.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10737,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Oscar? I have a question. Would you like to join the party planning committee?","text_w_direction":"Oscar? I have a question. Would you like to join the party planning committee?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10738,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"The one of all women?","text_w_direction":"The one of all women?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10739,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10740,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"Because I'm gay?","text_w_direction":"Because I'm gay?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10741,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"No. No. Certain events have transpired. And I've thought about certain things. And I'm sorry for the way those certain events transpired. And I would just like to make some changes about certain things and certain situations.","text_w_direction":"No. No. Certain events have transpired. And I've thought about certain things. And I'm sorry for the way those certain events transpired. [starts to cry] And I would just like to make some changes about certain things and certain situations.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10742,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"OK, OK, OK, all right, all right. I'll join. I'd love to. That's -- thank you.","text_w_direction":"OK, OK, OK, all right, all right. I'll join. I'd love to. That's -- thank you.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10743,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. [sniffles]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10744,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Can I join too?","text_w_direction":"Can I join too?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10745,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Never.","text_w_direction":"Never.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10746,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Staples Guy","text":"You sell those two printers this morning? Nice work.","text_w_direction":"You sell those two printers this morning? Nice work.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10747,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Child's play. Give me something hard to sell.","text_w_direction":"[scoffs] Child's play. Give me something hard to sell.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10748,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Wow. What is wrong with this thing? It looks terrible.","text_w_direction":"Wow. [walks over to the plant] What is wrong with this thing? It looks terrible.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10749,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Do you want me to ask the cleaning crew if they stopped watering it?","text_w_direction":"Do you want me to ask the cleaning crew if they stopped watering it?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10750,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. And you know what? Ask them about the toys on my desk too. They always used to arrange them in a very pleasing way. It used to brighten my morning.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. And you know what? Ask them about the toys on my desk too. They always used to arrange them in a very pleasing way. It used to brighten my morning.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10751,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, that wasn't the night crew. That was Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that wasn't the night crew. That was Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10752,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Really? That was very nice of him. We need more attitude like that around the office.","text_w_direction":"Really? That was very nice of him. We need more attitude like that around the office.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10753,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Feel ya, dawg.","text_w_direction":"Feel ya, dawg.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10754,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, do you?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, do you?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10755,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Absolutely.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10756,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"What did I say?","text_w_direction":"What did I say?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10757,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"You said...","text_w_direction":"You said... [makes gibberish noises]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10758,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Huh.","text_w_direction":"Huh.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10759,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Which is like, \"Right on.\" And Pam was like \"blah blah blah\" and you were like \"Yeah, psht.\" Nailed it.","text_w_direction":"Which is like, \"Right on.\" And Pam was like \"blah blah blah\" and you were like \"Yeah, psht.\" Nailed it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10760,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, no.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10761,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, no.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10762,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"MIchael","text":"Love that Andy, right? Solid fellow. Seems smart enough. Likes me a lot. A lot. Too much. Like a crazy person. A little. Not super crazy... just... there's something about him that creeps me out. I can't really explain it. He's always up in my bidness. Which is ebonics for \"being in my face and annoying the bejesus out of me.\" I don't understand how someone could have so little self-awareness.","text_w_direction":"Love that Andy, right? Solid fellow. Seems smart enough. Likes me a lot. A lot. Too much. Like a crazy person. A little. Not super crazy... just... there's something about him that creeps me out. I can't really explain it. He's always up in my bidness. Which is ebonics for \"being in my face and annoying the bejesus out of me.\" I don't understand how someone could have so little self-awareness.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10763,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"I really have no preference. We don't even have to have a party.","text_w_direction":"I really have no preference. We don't even have to have a party.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10764,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No, hey, hey. Don't be ridiculous. Of course we are going to have a party. A celebration of Oscar. Oscar night. And I want it to be Oscar-specific.","text_w_direction":"No, hey, hey. Don't be ridiculous. Of course we are going to have a party. A celebration of Oscar. Oscar night. And I want it to be Oscar-specific.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10765,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"Michael --","text_w_direction":"Michael --","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10766,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no. I mean, not because you're gay. Your gayness does not define you. Your Mexican-ness is what defines you to me. And I think we should celebrate Oscar's Mexicanity. So Phyllis... I want you to go find firecrackers. And a Chihuahua. Pam, in the frozen food section, Swanson makes a delightful chimichanga.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no. I mean, not because you're gay. Your gayness does not define you. Your Mexican-ness is what defines you to me. And I think we should celebrate Oscar's Mexicanity. So Phyllis... I want you to go find firecrackers. And a Chihuahua. Pam, in the frozen food section, Swanson makes a delightful chimichanga.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10767,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"Why don't you have me riding in on a donkey into the office like Pepe.","text_w_direction":"Why don't you have me riding in on a donkey into the office like Pepe.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10768,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Ah, a burro, of course. If Oscar wants a donkey, let's get him one.","text_w_direction":"Ah, a burro, of course. If Oscar wants a donkey, let's get him one.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10769,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Need any help?","text_w_direction":"Need any help?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10770,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Lady","text":"Oh, no, thank you. I'm just looking.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, thank you. I'm just looking.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10771,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Great. I will literally be standing right here if you need anything at all.","text_w_direction":"Great. I will literally be standing right here if you need anything at all.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10772,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Lady","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay. [moves away]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10773,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"I think I could go for some tuna fish right about now. Oh, oh, got my rod here. Whizzzzz. Click, click, click, click, click, click, click. Cli -- ah! I got one! I got one! Ahhhh!","text_w_direction":"I think I could go for some tuna fish right about now. Oh, oh, got my rod here. [fake casts off] Whizzzzz. [catches Jim] Click, click, click, click, click, click, click. [Jim gets up] Cli -- ah! I got one! I got one! Ahhhh!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10774,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10775,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10776,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"So Andy is in rare form today.","text_w_direction":"So Andy is in rare form today.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10777,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Yeah, you should not encourage him.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you should not encourage him.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10778,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Encourage him? I'm the victim, okay? He's fishing for me. We've got to do something.","text_w_direction":"Encourage him? I'm the victim, okay? He's fishing for me. We've got to do something.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10779,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Look, I've got like fifteen new clients I inherited from Dwight and each file is password protected with a different mythical creature. So, I'm sorry. I can't.","text_w_direction":"Look, I've got like fifteen new clients I inherited from Dwight and each file is password protected with a different mythical creature. So, I'm sorry. I can't.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10780,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Fine. Party pooper.","text_w_direction":"Fine. Party pooper.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10781,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Who's that sportscaster that bit that lady? Marv something? Andy is like Marv Something. Great sportscaster. Big weirdo creep.","text_w_direction":"Who's that sportscaster that bit that lady? Marv something? Andy is like Marv Something. Great sportscaster. Big weirdo creep.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10782,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"185 pounder. Check it out. Whew!","text_w_direction":"185 pounder. Check it out. Whew! [\"displays\" Jim who looks thoroughly annoyed]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10783,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, Ryan?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Ryan?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10784,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10785,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"You wanna pull a prank on Andy?","text_w_direction":"You wanna pull a prank on Andy?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10786,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Not right now, but ask me again ten years ago.","text_w_direction":"Not right now, but ask me again ten years ago.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10787,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"I liked you better when you were the temp.","text_w_direction":"I liked you better when you were the temp.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10788,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah, me too.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, me too.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10789,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Hey guys. How's the workload on all of Dwight's old accounts? Handling it okay?","text_w_direction":"Hey guys. How's the workload on all of Dwight's old accounts? Handling it okay?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10790,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"Sort of. He had a lot of clients.","text_w_direction":"Sort of. He had a lot of clients.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10791,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, he did. Have any of you talked to Dwight?","text_w_direction":"Yes, he did. Have any of you talked to Dwight?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10792,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Stanley","text":"Oh, sure, we talk all the time.","text_w_direction":"Oh, sure, we talk all the time.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10793,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10794,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Stanley","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10795,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Don't - don't do that. That's not nice. What about you, Phyllis? You and Dwight were close.","text_w_direction":"Don't - don't do that. That's not nice. What about you, Phyllis? You and Dwight were close.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10796,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"No. Sorry.","text_w_direction":"No. Sorry.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10797,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"Dwight has a big personality and I have a big personality. And a lot of times when two people like that get together it can be explosive.","text_w_direction":"Dwight has a big personality and I have a big personality. And a lot of times when two people like that get together it can be explosive.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10798,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Paris","text":"Really comin' down out there. Commute's gonna be hell.","text_w_direction":"Really comin' down out there. Commute's gonna be hell.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10799,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"I have snow tires and chains. Plus exceptional hand-eye coordination.","text_w_direction":"I have snow tires and chains. Plus exceptional hand-eye coordination.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10800,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Paris","text":"So um, where were you workin' before this?","text_w_direction":"So um, where were you workin' before this?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10801,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Dunder-Mifflin.","text_w_direction":"Dunder-Mifflin.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10802,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Paris","text":"What kind of company is that?","text_w_direction":"What kind of company is that?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10803,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Paper company. They're only one of Staples' top competitors in the area.","text_w_direction":"[scoffs] Paper company. They're only one of Staples' top competitors in the area.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10804,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Paris","text":"I never heard of 'em.","text_w_direction":"I never heard of 'em.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10805,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Whoa. Really? Have you heard of paper?","text_w_direction":"Whoa. Really? Have you heard of paper?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10806,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Paris","text":"You gonna be like that, huh?","text_w_direction":"You gonna be like that, huh?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10807,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Paris","text":"I don't like him, his giant head, or his beady little eyes. That's all I got to say on the matter.","text_w_direction":"I don't like him, his giant head, or his beady little eyes. That's all I got to say on the matter.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10808,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"In your he-ead, in your he-eyd-ed. Zombie. Zombie. Zombie. Ey, ey, ey, ey. In your he-eyd-ed.","text_w_direction":"[singing] In your he-ead, in your he-eyd-ed. Zombie. Zombie. Zombie. Ey, ey, ey, ey. In your he-eyd-ed.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10809,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Would you like to pull a prank on Andy?","text_w_direction":"Would you like to pull a prank on Andy?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10810,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, I'm kind of in the middle of -- yes please.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'm kind of in the middle of -- yes please.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10811,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, good. Stay right here.","text_w_direction":"Okay, good. Stay right here.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10812,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Oh. Good move, Tuna. Nice one.","text_w_direction":"[after Jim knocks over his pencils] Oh. Good move, Tuna. Nice one.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10813,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Are there any messages?","text_w_direction":"[hands Pam Andy's phone] Are there any messages?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10814,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Nope.","text_w_direction":"Nope.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10815,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"So weird.","text_w_direction":"So weird.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10816,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Hmm.","text_w_direction":"[takes the phone] Hmm.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10817,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Nice to have Oscar back.","text_w_direction":"Nice to have Oscar back.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10818,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10819,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Large Tuna. Have you seen my cell phone device?","text_w_direction":"Large Tuna. Have you seen my cell phone device?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10820,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10821,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Cause someone is calling right now. There is a call.","text_w_direction":"Cause someone is calling right now. There is a call.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10822,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Angela?","text_w_direction":"Angela?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10823,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh. [hands Pam tape]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10824,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Is everything okay?","text_w_direction":"Is everything okay?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10825,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10826,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"What's going on?","text_w_direction":"What's going on?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10827,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"What are you talking about?","text_w_direction":"What are you talking about?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10828,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Where is my FREAKING phone?!","text_w_direction":"Where is my FREAKING phone?!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10829,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"You know what? Maybe it's in the ceiling.","text_w_direction":"You know what? Maybe it's in the ceiling.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10830,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Maybe you're in the ceiling!","text_w_direction":"Maybe you're in the ceiling!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10831,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10832,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"I don't trust you, Phyllis!","text_w_direction":"[trying to look in Phyllis's desk, she slams the drawer shut] I don't trust you, Phyllis!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10833,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"I wanted to let you know that Dwight was late that morning because he was driving to New York to drop off the correlated documents that I forgot to send. Though to be fair, Kevin never reminded me.","text_w_direction":"I wanted to let you know that Dwight was late that morning because he was driving to New York to drop off the correlated documents that I forgot to send. Though to be fair, Kevin never reminded me.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10834,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Why would Dwight do that for you? I think I know why. Because Dwight loves this company.","text_w_direction":"Why would Dwight do that for you? I think I know why. Because Dwight loves this company.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10835,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10836,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Do you think that anyone else out there would have driven to corporate for you?","text_w_direction":"Do you think that anyone else out there would have driven to corporate for you?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10837,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"None of them. Especially not Andy.","text_w_direction":"None of them. Especially not Andy.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10838,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Pam, I have a mission to accomplish. Make sure this party gets rolling and I will be back shortly.","text_w_direction":"Pam, I have a mission to accomplish. Make sure this party gets rolling and I will be back shortly.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10839,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Wait up. Where are you going? Do you want me to come with?","text_w_direction":"Wait up. Where are you going? Do you want me to come with?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10840,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Um.","text_w_direction":"Um.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10841,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Just listen, I forgot to tell you the plan for this Saturday. You, me, bars, beers, buzzed. Wings. Shots. Drunk. Waitresses, hot. Football - Cornell/Hofstra. Slaughter. Then a quick nap at my place and we'll hit the tiz-own.","text_w_direction":"Just listen, I forgot to tell you the plan for this Saturday. You, me, bars, beers, buzzed. Wings. Shots. Drunk. Waitresses, hot. Football - Cornell/Hofstra. Slaughter. Then a quick nap at my place and we'll hit the tiz-own.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10842,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No. I don't want to do any of that.","text_w_direction":"No. I don't want to do any of that.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10843,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Duh. Which is why I was just joking about doing that.","text_w_direction":"Duh. Which is why I was just joking about doing that.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10844,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No, just stop. Stop. Stop doing it. You're going to drive me crazy.","text_w_direction":"No, just stop. Stop. Stop doing it. You're going to drive me crazy.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10845,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Fine. I'll just sit at my desk and be quiet. Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship. Excuse me. And I'm also sorry that a lot of people here for some reason think it's funny to steal someone's personal property and hide it from them. Here's a little newsflash! It's not funny! In fact, it's pretty freakin' unfunny! Oh, my GOD. That... was an overreaction. Gonna hit the break room. Does anybody want anything? Pam, you good?","text_w_direction":"Fine. I'll just sit at my desk and be quiet. Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship. [Andy's phone rings] Excuse me. And I'm also sorry that a lot of people here for some reason think it's funny to steal someone's personal property and hide it from them. Here's a little newsflash! It's not funny! In fact, it's pretty freakin' unfunny! Oh, my GOD. [punches a hole in the wall] That... was an overreaction. Gonna hit the break room. Does anybody want anything? Pam, you good?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10846,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10847,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Sure? Okay.","text_w_direction":"Sure? Okay.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10848,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, that question is meaningless. Just go with the copy paper. It's your funeral. See how that works out for you.","text_w_direction":"[to customer] Well, that question is meaningless. Just go with the copy paper. It's your funeral. See how that works out for you.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10849,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10850,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10851,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"What's up?","text_w_direction":"What's up?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10852,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Same old.","text_w_direction":"Same old.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10853,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Um. It takes a big man to admit his mistake. And I am that big man. Angela from accounting told me what you did.","text_w_direction":"Um. It takes a big man to admit his mistake. And I am that big man. Angela from accounting told me what you did.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10854,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh my God, she told you?","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, she told you?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10855,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, she did. And Dwight, if you were willing to do something like that for some random co-worker, then clearly I have misjudged you from the beginning, and I apologize.","text_w_direction":"Yes, she did. And Dwight, if you were willing to do something like that for some random co-worker, then clearly I have misjudged you from the beginning, and I apologize.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10856,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Accepted.","text_w_direction":"Accepted.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10857,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"How's this place treating you?","text_w_direction":"How's this place treating you?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10858,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"The boss isn't funny.","text_w_direction":"[scoffs] The boss isn't funny.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10859,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, well.","text_w_direction":"Oh, well.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10860,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't get to wear my ties.","text_w_direction":"I don't get to wear my ties.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10861,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No. I'm sure.","text_w_direction":"No. I'm sure.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10862,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"So?","text_w_direction":"So?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10863,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"So, maybe you should come back. You should come back. Please.","text_w_direction":"So, maybe you should come back. You should come back. Please.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10864,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't want to do your laundry anymore.","text_w_direction":"I don't want to do your laundry anymore.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10865,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"We can talk about that. All right.","text_w_direction":"We can talk about that. [Dwight high fives Michael] All right.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10866,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Oh my God, that's half-inch drywall.","text_w_direction":"[inspecting the hole in the wall] Oh my God, that's half-inch drywall.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10867,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"I think we broke his brain.","text_w_direction":"I think we broke his brain. [they both snicker]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10868,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"\"It's not freakin' funny!\"","text_w_direction":"[imitating Andy] \"It's not freakin' funny!\"","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10869,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Are you enjoying your fiesta?","text_w_direction":"Are you enjoying your fiesta?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10870,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"Actually, yeah. I didn't think I would, but turns out -- it's great.","text_w_direction":"Actually, yeah. I didn't think I would, but turns out -- [Angela walks away] it's great.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10871,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Ladies and gentlemen! May I present... Mr. Dwight Schrute!","text_w_direction":"Ladies and gentlemen! May I present... Mr. Dwight Schrute!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10872,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Everybody","text":"Yay.","text_w_direction":"Yay. [scattered appalause]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10873,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Welcome back.","text_w_direction":"Welcome back.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10874,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10875,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, Dwight, you can let go of her hand. You're gonna break it. Not bad, huh?","text_w_direction":"Okay, Dwight, you can let go of her hand. You're gonna break it. [looks around the room] Not bad, huh?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10876,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"You did this for me?","text_w_direction":"You did this for me? [camera pans to \"Welcome Back Oscar\" sign]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10877,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Guilty.","text_w_direction":"Guilty.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10878,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Creed","text":"Oh... Where did you get this stuff?","text_w_direction":"Oh... Where did you get this stuff?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10879,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Meredith","text":"Gerty's.","text_w_direction":"Gerty's.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10880,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Creed","text":"Which aisle?","text_w_direction":"Which aisle?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10881,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Meredith","text":"I don't remember.","text_w_direction":"I don't remember.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10882,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Creed","text":"Well, draw me a map, mama.","text_w_direction":"Well, draw me a map, mama.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10883,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Pam. I will shake mine and then you will shake yours.","text_w_direction":"Pam. I will shake mine and then you will shake yours.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10884,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"No, I will not.","text_w_direction":"No, I will not.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10885,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"So does this remind you of your childhood right now?","text_w_direction":"So does this remind you of your childhood right now?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10886,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"It reminds me a lot of the 'Three Amigos' with Steve Martin and Chevy Chase.","text_w_direction":"It reminds me a lot of the 'Three Amigos' with Steve Martin and Chevy Chase.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10887,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Wow. Thank you. Wow, that's-- thanks so much.","text_w_direction":"Wow. Thank you. Wow, that's-- thanks so much.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10888,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10889,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Do you still have feelings for her?","text_w_direction":"[sighs] Do you still have feelings for her?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10890,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"[long pause and then he sighs and nods] Yes.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10891,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"And now, ladies and gentlemen, the big finale! Sir, would you do the honor?","text_w_direction":"And now, ladies and gentlemen, the big finale! Sir, would you do the honor? [hands broom to Dwight, though Oscar thinks he's handing it to him]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10892,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, man. No, no, no. I don't need it. Get out!","text_w_direction":"Oh, man. [Kevin starts to put a blindfold on] No, no, no. I don't need it. Get out! [beats up pinata]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10893,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"It takes a big man to admit his mistake and that's what I did. The important thing is I learned something. I don't want somebody sucking up to me because they think I'm going to help their career. I want them sucking up to me because they genuinely love me. Hmm.","text_w_direction":"It takes a big man to admit his mistake and that's what I did. The important thing is I learned something. I don't want somebody sucking up to me because they think I'm going to help their career. I want them sucking up to me because they genuinely love me. Hmm.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10894,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"So Michael had a little chat with corporate and they decided to send me to management training. Anger management, technically, but still. Management material. This whole thing supposed to take ten weeks, but I can be done in five. How? Name repetition, personality mirroring, and positive reinforcement through nods and smiles. So, don't worry about old Andy Bernard. I'll be back. Just like Rambo, so.","text_w_direction":"So Michael had a little chat with corporate and they decided to send me to management training. Anger management, technically, but still. Management material. [gets out of his car] This whole thing supposed to take ten weeks, but I can be done in five. How? Name repetition, personality mirroring, and positive reinforcement through nods and smiles. So, don't worry about old Andy Bernard. I'll be back. Just like Rambo, so.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10895,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Marcy","text":"Oh, hi. You must be Andy.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hi. You must be Andy.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10896,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, hi! Yes. I am and you must be... Marcy!","text_w_direction":"Oh, hi! Yes. I am and you must be... Marcy!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10897,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Marcy","text":"That's right, it's so good to meet you.","text_w_direction":"That's right, it's so good to meet you.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10898,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"It's so good to meet you!","text_w_direction":"It's so good to meet you!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10899,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Marcy","text":"Thanks. Well, you ready to have some fun?","text_w_direction":"Thanks. Well, you ready to have some fun?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10900,"season":3,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Return","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2430,"air_date":"2007-01-18"}
{"index":10901,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hello son. If you're watching this, that means I'm already dead. Life is a road---","text_w_direction":"Hello son. If you're watching this, that means I'm already dead. Life is a road---","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10902,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"How do you know it's going to be a boy?","text_w_direction":"How do you know it's going to be a boy?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10903,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"How, would you stop interrupting please?","text_w_direction":"How, would you stop interrupting please?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10904,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yesterday I was scraping some gunk off my wall sockets with a metal fork and I gave myself the nastiest shock. And when I came to, I had an epiphery. Life is precious. And if I die I want my son to know the dealio. The dealio of life.","text_w_direction":"Yesterday I was scraping some gunk off my wall sockets with a metal fork and I gave myself the nastiest shock. And when I came to, I had an epiphery. Life is precious. And if I die I want my son to know the dealio. The dealio of life.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10905,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Here are some things that I want to teach you that your mother won't be able to.","text_w_direction":"Here are some things that I want to teach you that your mother won't be able to.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10906,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"To jump start a car, first pop the hood. Then you take these bad boys and clip them anywhere on the engine. Then you take these and clip them wherever.","text_w_direction":"To jump start a car, first pop the hood. Then you take these bad boys and clip them anywhere on the engine. Then you take these and clip them wherever.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10907,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[Shakes head]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10908,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Number eight, learn how to take off a woman's bra.","text_w_direction":"Number eight, learn how to take off a woman's bra.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10909,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10910,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"We will demonstrate on Pam.","text_w_direction":"We will demonstrate on Pam.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10911,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"No. No.","text_w_direction":"No. No. [Leaves]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10912,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Come on.","text_w_direction":"Come on.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10913,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You just twist your hand until something breaks.","text_w_direction":"[Dwight is wearing a bra] You just twist your hand until something breaks.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10914,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Ow.","text_w_direction":"Ow.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10915,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well you get the picture. Thanks Pam.","text_w_direction":"Well you get the picture. Thanks Pam.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10916,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"And remember no matter what, I will always love you.","text_w_direction":"And remember no matter what, I will always love you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10917,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"What if he's a murderer?","text_w_direction":"What if he's a murderer?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10918,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"He's not going to be a murderer.","text_w_direction":"He's not going to be a murderer.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10919,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Maybe that's how you die.","text_w_direction":"Maybe that's how you die.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10920,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You know what, Dwight, do you want to do this, or no?","text_w_direction":"You know what, Dwight, do you want to do this, or no?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10921,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I want to do this.","text_w_direction":"I want to do this.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10922,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. From the top. Ready? Three-","text_w_direction":"Okay. From the top. Ready? Three-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10923,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Action.","text_w_direction":"Action.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10924,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hello everyone! As you know, we are six days away from Phyllis' wedding. So get your suits to the dry cleaner and get your hair did. And Karen, um, you might want to invest in a dress or a skirt of some kind if you don't already have one. This may be Phyllis' only wedding ever. It is my job to ensure that none of you look like ragamuffins. So I am instituting prima nocta.","text_w_direction":"Hello everyone! As you know, we are six days away from Phyllis' wedding. [Applause] So get your suits to the dry cleaner and get your hair did. And Karen, um, you might want to invest in a dress or a skirt of some kind if you don't already have one. This may be Phyllis' only wedding ever. It is my job to ensure that none of you look like ragamuffins. So I am instituting prima nocta.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10925,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Prima nocta, I believe from the movie Braveheart, and confirmed on wikipedia, is when the king got to deflower every new bride on her wedding night. So...","text_w_direction":"Prima nocta, I believe from the movie Braveheart, and confirmed on wikipedia, is when the king got to deflower every new bride on her wedding night. So...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10926,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I'm sorry. I had a very different understanding as to what prima nocta meant.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry. I had a very different understanding as to what prima nocta meant.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10927,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I'm trying to get everyone excited about Phyllis' wedding because I want her to get people excited about my wedding when the time comes. Which won't be hard, because it's going to be awesome. A lot better than hers, that's for sure. It'll probably be on a boat.","text_w_direction":"I'm trying to get everyone excited about Phyllis' wedding because I want her to get people excited about my wedding when the time comes. Which won't be hard, because it's going to be awesome. A lot better than hers, that's for sure. It'll probably be on a boat.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10928,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What's up spinsters?","text_w_direction":"What's up spinsters?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10929,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Nothing. You know this is a luncheon shower. Girls only.","text_w_direction":"Nothing. You know this is a luncheon shower. Girls only.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10930,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No problem. The guys are having a little shindig of their own in the warehouse. From 2","text_w_direction":"No problem. The guys are having a little shindig of their own in the warehouse. From 2","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10931,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"I guess Jim and I have had a little bit of a rough patch for the past couple weeks but we had some really good talks and actually now I think that we're better than ever.","text_w_direction":"I guess Jim and I have had a little bit of a rough patch for the past couple weeks but we had some really good talks and actually now I think that we're better than ever.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10932,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Karen and I had a long talk last night and the night before that and uh, every night, for the last five nights.","text_w_direction":"Karen and I had a long talk last night and the night before that and uh, every night, for the last five nights.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10933,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Something's up with Jim and Karen. Not that I've been eavesdropping. It's not really any of my business, but I've gotten pretty good at reading the back of Jim's neck.","text_w_direction":"Something's up with Jim and Karen. Not that I've been eavesdropping. It's not really any of my business, but I've gotten pretty good at reading the back of Jim's neck.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10934,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Packer","text":"Halpert! Tall, queer, handsome as ever. Hey everybody it's me, Jim. Hello, hello. Todd Packer.","text_w_direction":"Halpert! Tall, queer, handsome as ever. Hey everybody it's me, Jim. Hello, hello. Todd Packer.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10935,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Karen Fillipelli. Jim's girlfriend.","text_w_direction":"Karen Fillipelli. Jim's girlfriend.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10936,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Packer","text":"Shut up!","text_w_direction":"Shut up!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10937,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10938,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Packer","text":"Shut it!","text_w_direction":"Shut it!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10939,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"That's rude.","text_w_direction":"That's rude.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10940,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Packer","text":"Either this chick is a dude or Halpert got scared straight!","text_w_direction":"Either this chick is a dude or Halpert got scared straight!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10941,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. Yes! Oh! There-oh!","text_w_direction":"Yes. Yes! Oh! There-oh! [Clutches chest and falls to the floor]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10942,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Packer","text":"What happened?","text_w_direction":"What happened?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10943,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh God-","text_w_direction":"Oh God-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10944,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Packer","text":"Quick somebody help! Help the man!","text_w_direction":"Quick somebody help! Help the man! [Pretends to kick Michael]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10945,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no!","text_w_direction":"No, no, no!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10946,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I can't believe you're not going to be there. It's going to be good, it's going to be a great bachelor party man.","text_w_direction":"I can't believe you're not going to be there. It's going to be good, it's going to be a great bachelor party man.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10947,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Packer","text":"I have a full day of sales calls.","text_w_direction":"I have a full day of sales calls.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10948,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You should get out of them.","text_w_direction":"You should get out of them.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
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{"index":10950,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"It's the only time he can do it. 2","text_w_direction":"It's the only time he can do it. 2","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10951,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Packer","text":"And what kind of stripper did you get?","text_w_direction":"And what kind of stripper did you get?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10952,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I did not order a stripper.","text_w_direction":"I did not order a stripper.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10953,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Packer","text":"You didn't order a stripper? Have you ever even been to a bachelor party?","text_w_direction":"You didn't order a stripper? Have you ever even been to a bachelor party?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10954,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Um, not personally, no.","text_w_direction":"Um, not personally, no.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10955,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Packer","text":"Mike, okay, a stripper is bachelor party 101. If you don't get a stripper your party is going to suck it hard.","text_w_direction":"Mike, okay, a stripper is bachelor party 101. If you don't get a stripper your party is going to suck it hard.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10956,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I can't get a stripper here. Sexual Harassment.","text_w_direction":"I can't get a stripper here. Sexual Harassment.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10957,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Packer","text":"Just get one for the girls too. That evens it out. You know, separate but equal.","text_w_direction":"Just get one for the girls too. That evens it out. You know, separate but equal.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10958,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"So that's what that means.","text_w_direction":"So that's what that means.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10959,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay everybody, slight change of plans, we are still going to be having two parties but each is going to get a little extra dose of naught-ay. Uh!","text_w_direction":"Okay everybody, slight change of plans, we are still going to be having two parties but each is going to get a little extra dose of naught-ay. Uh! [Spanks himself]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10960,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Alright! Uh!","text_w_direction":"Alright! Uh! [Spanks himself]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10961,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Gay.","text_w_direction":"Gay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10962,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10963,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Co-ed naked strippers in this office. For realsies.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Co-ed naked strippers in this office. For realsies.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10964,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Under no circumstance should a man strip off his clothes in this office.","text_w_direction":"Under no circumstance should a man strip off his clothes in this office.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10965,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"SHUT UP ANGELA!","text_w_direction":"SHUT UP ANGELA!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10966,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10967,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10968,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Ugh.","text_w_direction":"Ugh.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10969,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Ugh.","text_w_direction":"Ugh.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10970,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Everything okay?","text_w_direction":"Everything okay?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10971,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh yeah. Why?","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah. Why?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10972,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Well you seem a little tired.","text_w_direction":"Well you seem a little tired.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10973,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh. Yeah well, I guess there's been a couple late nights. Karen and I have been up talking.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Yeah well, I guess there's been a couple late nights. Karen and I have been up talking.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10974,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"You should get more sleep.","text_w_direction":"You should get more sleep.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10975,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, I know I should.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I know I should.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10976,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Never underestimate the power of a good night's sleep.","text_w_direction":"Never underestimate the power of a good night's sleep.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10977,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No, I'm sure you're right.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm sure you're right.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10978,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"When I get eight hours, compared to like six hours, like, big difference.","text_w_direction":"When I get eight hours, compared to like six hours, like, big difference.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10979,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10980,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh yeah. Gotta get your REM cycle going with the whole sleeping. Better than not.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah. Gotta get your REM cycle going with the whole sleeping. Better than not.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10981,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Good advice Beesley. Thanks. See you out there.","text_w_direction":"Good advice Beesley. Thanks. See you out there.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10982,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah. Don't fall asleep at your desk. Oh my God.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Don't fall asleep at your desk. [Turning towards the vending machine] Oh my God.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10983,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. We are off. Ryan and I are going to go get some supplies and I need you to handle hiring the strippers.","text_w_direction":"Okay. We are off. Ryan and I are going to go get some supplies and I need you to handle hiring the strippers.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10984,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Absolutely not.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely not.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10985,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm on it.","text_w_direction":"I'm on it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10986,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well get on it. And make it happen.","text_w_direction":"Well get on it. And make it happen.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10987,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Ruddy cheeks, thick calves, no tats, no moles, no tats. No, TATS. Of course I want-","text_w_direction":"Ruddy cheeks, thick calves, no tats, no moles, no tats. No, TATS. Of course I want-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10988,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Stop. That's disgusting.","text_w_direction":"Stop. That's disgusting.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10989,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Leave me alone and get the male stripper.","text_w_direction":"Leave me alone and get the male stripper.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10990,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Fine.","text_w_direction":"Fine.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10991,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I knew you would, Nancy.","text_w_direction":"I knew you would, Nancy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10992,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Sally.","text_w_direction":"Sally.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10993,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"No preference, what do you think redhead or brunette?","text_w_direction":"No preference, what do you think redhead or brunette?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10994,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Blonde.","text_w_direction":"Blonde.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10995,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Nice. Do you have any blonde women?","text_w_direction":"Nice. Do you have any blonde women?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10996,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[Giggles.]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10997,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"He hasn't even said a word yet. Just giggling.","text_w_direction":"He hasn't even said a word yet. Just giggling.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10998,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Gotcha, oh! Yes?","text_w_direction":"[Pokes Ryan with a s*x toy.] Gotcha, oh! [Phone rings.] Yes?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":10999,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Are you okay?","text_w_direction":"Are you okay?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11000,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I'm in the, I'm in the s*x shop.","text_w_direction":"I'm in the, I'm in the s*x shop.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11001,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Ah, gotcha. Okay, so they have Albert Einstein, Ben Franklin, or Sponge Bob Squarepants.","text_w_direction":"Ah, gotcha. Okay, so they have Albert Einstein, Ben Franklin, or Sponge Bob Squarepants.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11002,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Squarepants?","text_w_direction":"Squarepants?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11003,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yep, Spongebob Squarepants.","text_w_direction":"Yep, Spongebob Squarepants.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11004,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"And you think that'd be sexy?","text_w_direction":"And you think that'd be sexy?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11005,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Michael referred me to a male strip club called Banana Slings. Instead, I called the Scholastic Speakers of Pennsylvania.","text_w_direction":"Michael referred me to a male strip club called Banana Slings. Instead, I called the Scholastic Speakers of Pennsylvania.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11006,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ben Franklin","text":"Hold the door please!","text_w_direction":"Hold the door please!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11007,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11008,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ben Franklin","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11009,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh. Hello!","text_w_direction":"Oh. Hello!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11010,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ben Franklin","text":"Hello!","text_w_direction":"Hello!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11011,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You wearing a thong?","text_w_direction":"You wearing a thong?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11012,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ben Franklin","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11013,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Sparkling cider is very good.","text_w_direction":"Sparkling cider is very good.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11014,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I think that's champagne.","text_w_direction":"I think that's champagne.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11015,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"","text_w_direction":"[Spits champagne back into her glass]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11016,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hello ladies. Who here is a history buff? Who's a fan of buff naked? Without further ado, the one, the only, the sexy Mr. Benjamin Franklin.","text_w_direction":"Hello ladies. Who here is a history buff? Who's a fan of buff naked? Without further ado, the one, the only, the sexy Mr. Benjamin Franklin.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11017,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ben Franklin","text":"Thank you for that introduction, Mr. Scott, and good afternoon fine gentlewomen of Dunder Mifflin.","text_w_direction":"Thank you for that introduction, Mr. Scott, and good afternoon fine gentlewomen of Dunder Mifflin.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11018,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Half pants, right Mr. Franklin?","text_w_direction":"Half pants, right Mr. Franklin?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11019,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ben Franklin","text":"Knickers in fact, yes!","text_w_direction":"Knickers in fact, yes!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11020,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"He's in his knickers. Mr. Franklin, I would say you are probably one of the sexiest presidents ever.","text_w_direction":"He's in his knickers. Mr. Franklin, I would say you are probably one of the sexiest presidents ever.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11021,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ben Franklin","text":"Well, actually, I never was president.","text_w_direction":"Well, actually, I never was president.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11022,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, but, Ben Franklin was.","text_w_direction":"Yes, but, Ben Franklin was.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11023,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ben Franklin","text":"Ah. I'm here to teach you a little bit about my life and the era of the founding fathers.","text_w_direction":"Ah. I'm here to teach you a little bit about my life and the era of the founding fathers.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11024,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"And when they came over on the Mayflower. Bow chicka bow.","text_w_direction":"And when they came over on the Mayflower. Bow chicka bow.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11025,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Wait, this is the entertainment?","text_w_direction":"Wait, this is the entertainment?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11026,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, alright, so I want you to give him your undivided attention and Mr. Franklin, if any of these ladies misbehave I give you permission to spank them. Especially that one.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, alright, so I want you to give him your undivided attention and Mr. Franklin, if any of these ladies misbehave I give you permission to spank them. Especially that one. [Points to Phyllis]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11027,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Have you ever seen a stripper before?","text_w_direction":"Have you ever seen a stripper before?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11028,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes. Jennifer Garner portrayed one on Alias. It was one of her many aliases.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Jennifer Garner portrayed one on Alias. It was one of her many aliases.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11029,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, me neither.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, me neither.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11030,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Elizabeth","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11031,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11032,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Elizabeth","text":"I'm Elizabeth, I'm the dancer that was requested.","text_w_direction":"I'm Elizabeth, I'm the dancer that was requested.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11033,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, I specifically ordered a stripper.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I specifically ordered a stripper.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11034,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Elizabeth","text":"I'm the stripper.","text_w_direction":"I'm the stripper.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11035,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, okay good. Well in the future please identify yourself as such.","text_w_direction":"Oh, okay good. Well in the future please identify yourself as such.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11036,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh God.","text_w_direction":"[Phone rings] Oh God.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11037,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Is she hot? Text back, \"Kind of.\"","text_w_direction":"[Reading the text message] Is she hot? Text back, \"Kind of.\"","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11038,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ben Franklin","text":"It was a warm June evening in 1752, the night of my fateful kite flight.","text_w_direction":"It was a warm June evening in 1752, the night of my fateful kite flight.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11039,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Mr. Franklin?","text_w_direction":"Mr. Franklin?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11040,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ben Franklin","text":"Yes?","text_w_direction":"Yes?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11041,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Do you have a girlfriend?","text_w_direction":"Do you have a girlfriend?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11042,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ben Franklin","text":"I have a lovely wife, Deborah.","text_w_direction":"I have a lovely wife, Deborah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11043,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"But don't you also have girlfriends in Paris? Like a lot of them?","text_w_direction":"But don't you also have girlfriends in Paris? Like a lot of them?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11044,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ben Franklin","text":"Uh, well that is a grey area of my life. Okay? So, it was a warm June evening.","text_w_direction":"Uh, well that is a grey area of my life. Okay? So, it was a warm June evening.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11045,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Look at that. Nothing like grilling in the great outdoors.","text_w_direction":"Look at that. Nothing like grilling in the great outdoors.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11046,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Is this the same grill you grilled your foot on?","text_w_direction":"Is this the same grill you grilled your foot on?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11047,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No. Yes.","text_w_direction":"No. Yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11048,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Oh gross.","text_w_direction":"Oh gross.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11049,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"But I got all the foot off of it.","text_w_direction":"But I got all the foot off of it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11050,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Okay Ben Franklin!","text_w_direction":"Okay Ben Franklin!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11051,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Ben Franklin tied a cherry stem with his mouth!","text_w_direction":"Ben Franklin tied a cherry stem with his mouth!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11052,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ben Franklin","text":"Well, that is because I am a renaissance man.","text_w_direction":"Well, that is because I am a renaissance man.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11053,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Ben Franklin, do you wear boxers, briefs, or pantaloons?","text_w_direction":"Ben Franklin, do you wear boxers, briefs, or pantaloons?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11054,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ben Franklin","text":"Well, you're very saucy!","text_w_direction":"Well, you're very saucy! [Winks at Pam.]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11055,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Guys, beef! It's what's for dinner! Who wants some man meat?","text_w_direction":"Guys, beef! It's what's for dinner! Who wants some man meat?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11056,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I do! I want some man meat!","text_w_direction":"I do! I want some man meat!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11057,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Michael, Dwight would like your man meat.","text_w_direction":"Michael, Dwight would like your man meat.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11058,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well then my man meat, he shall have. There you go. Deliciousity.","text_w_direction":"Well then my man meat, he shall have. There you go. Deliciousity.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11059,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"Of course.","text_w_direction":"[Stanley's fork breaks.] Of course.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11060,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"So I guess you have the Ben Franklin wig and the costume and you figure, how can I put this to practical use?","text_w_direction":"So I guess you have the Ben Franklin wig and the costume and you figure, how can I put this to practical use?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11061,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Well I like to think that his dad was a Ben Franklin impersonator and he really pressured him into it.","text_w_direction":"Well I like to think that his dad was a Ben Franklin impersonator and he really pressured him into it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11062,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Hey um, I wanted to talk to you. I know this is weird or whatever, but Jim told me about you guys.","text_w_direction":"Hey um, I wanted to talk to you. I know this is weird or whatever, but Jim told me about you guys.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11063,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"What do you mean?","text_w_direction":"What do you mean?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11064,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Well that you kissed. And we talked it through and it's totally fine, it's not a big deal. It's just a kiss. Wait- you're not still interested in him?","text_w_direction":"Well that you kissed. And we talked it through and it's totally fine, it's not a big deal. It's just a kiss. Wait- you're not still interested in him?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11065,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh yeah.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11066,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11067,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh no, I was confused by your phrasing. You should definitely go out with Jim. I mean, you're going out with Jim. I'm not going out with Jim. You're dating him, which is awesome, because you guys are great together.","text_w_direction":"Oh no, I was confused by your phrasing. You should definitely go out with Jim. I mean, you're going out with Jim. I'm not going out with Jim. You're dating him, which is awesome, because you guys are great together.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11068,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11069,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I'm not into Jim. Yeah.","text_w_direction":"I'm not into Jim. Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11070,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"So um, well good.","text_w_direction":"So um, well good.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11071,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah. Sorry.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Sorry.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11072,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"What are you sorry about?","text_w_direction":"What are you sorry about?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11073,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Um, what?","text_w_direction":"Um, what?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11074,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"What are you sorry about?","text_w_direction":"What are you sorry about?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11075,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Nothing. I was just thinking of something else.","text_w_direction":"Nothing. I was just thinking of something else.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11076,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Okay. The game is no limit deuce to seven lowball. Lines twenty five fifty, nickels are worth ten, dimes twenty-five, and quarters fifty. Nothing wild.","text_w_direction":"Okay. The game is no limit deuce to seven lowball. Lines twenty five fifty, nickels are worth ten, dimes twenty-five, and quarters fifty. Nothing wild.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11077,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I call shuffle. Here we go.","text_w_direction":"I call shuffle. Here we go. [Spreads cards out all over the table]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11078,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11079,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Ah, gentlemen, the entertainment is here. Everybody I'd like to introduce you to Elizabeth.","text_w_direction":"Ah, gentlemen, the entertainment is here. Everybody I'd like to introduce you to Elizabeth.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11080,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Elizabeth","text":"Hi guys!","text_w_direction":"Hi guys!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11081,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Nice outfit.","text_w_direction":"Nice outfit.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11082,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Elizabeth","text":"I hear there's an important meeting here.","text_w_direction":"I hear there's an important meeting here.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11083,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Roy","text":"I'm not really into strippers. You know what I find sexy? Pam's art. She's an artist and I appreciate that. It's very moving and sexy. The art.","text_w_direction":"I'm not really into strippers. You know what I find sexy? Pam's art. She's an artist and I appreciate that. It's very moving and sexy. The art.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11084,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Elizabeth","text":"Hit it. So where's the groom?","text_w_direction":"Hit it. [Feel Like Makin' Love plays in background] So where's the groom?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11085,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"He's right there. There he is.","text_w_direction":"He's right there. There he is.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11086,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Bob Vance","text":"Absolutely not. That's all you. That's all you.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely not. That's all you. That's all you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11087,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Alright, I'll do it. Yeah. Lets do it. Lets do this thing. Yeah. What do I?","text_w_direction":"Okay. Alright, I'll do it. Yeah. Lets do it. Lets do this thing. Yeah. What do I?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11088,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Elizabeth","text":"Just sit on down.","text_w_direction":"Just sit on down.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11089,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11090,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Elizabeth","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11091,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11092,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Elizabeth","text":"Here we go.","text_w_direction":"Here we go.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11093,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Here we go. Alright!","text_w_direction":"Here we go. Alright!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11094,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Elizabeth","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11095,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Not bad! Not bad! You smell nice. Like Tide.","text_w_direction":"Not bad! Not bad! You smell nice. Like Tide.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11096,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Elizabeth","text":"Mmm, what's that?","text_w_direction":"Mmm, what's that?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11097,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You smell like Tide detergent. Do you use Tide detergent? Ha ha ha! I have a girlfriend so...","text_w_direction":"You smell like Tide detergent. Do you use Tide detergent? Ha ha ha! I have a girlfriend so...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11098,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Elizabeth","text":"I bet she'd be jealous.","text_w_direction":"I bet she'd be jealous. [Rips off shirt]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11099,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah she probably, yeah she would be. You know what, okay, excuse me. Please stop it, stop it. Turn off the music. This is wrong, this is wrong! This is wrong! I have a girlfriend. And you are engaged and I'm sure you have a boyfriend in prison or something so lets just clear out okay. Shame on you. Go back to work!","text_w_direction":"Yeah she probably, yeah she would be. You know what, okay, excuse me. Please stop it, stop it. Turn off the music. This is wrong, this is wrong! This is wrong! I have a girlfriend. And you are engaged and I'm sure you have a boyfriend in prison or something so lets just clear out okay. Shame on you. Go back to work!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11100,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Elizabeth, I want you to sit here. When the phone rings, answer it.","text_w_direction":"Elizabeth, I want you to sit here. When the phone rings, answer it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11101,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Elizabeth","text":"You want me to answer phones with my clothes on.","text_w_direction":"You want me to answer phones with my clothes on.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11102,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"We hired you for three hours work and we're going to get it.","text_w_direction":"We hired you for three hours work and we're going to get it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11103,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Elizabeth","text":"Oh I love your poster.","text_w_direction":"Oh I love your poster.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11104,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11105,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"","text_w_direction":"[Mouths 'hi' at the stripper]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11106,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ben Franklin","text":"You know I invented electricity.","text_w_direction":"You know I invented electricity.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11107,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11108,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ben Franklin","text":"Well I'm sensing a little electricity right here.","text_w_direction":"Well I'm sensing a little electricity right here.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11109,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Didn't Ben Franklin have syphilis?","text_w_direction":"Didn't Ben Franklin have syphilis?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11110,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ben Franklin","text":"Yes, but I don't. My name is Gordon.","text_w_direction":"Yes, but I don't. My name is Gordon.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11111,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Ohhh.","text_w_direction":"Ohhh.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11112,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"On one hand I want to be honest with Jan and tell her the truth but on the other hand I'm afraid she's going to dump me.","text_w_direction":"On one hand I want to be honest with Jan and tell her the truth but on the other hand I'm afraid she's going to dump me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11113,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ben Franklin","text":"You know Michael, I fathered an illegitimate son.","text_w_direction":"You know Michael, I fathered an illegitimate son.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11114,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Really.","text_w_direction":"Really.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11115,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ben Franklin","text":"But I kept all this from my wife Deborah. These things only serve to upset the women. They are the gentler s*x.","text_w_direction":"But I kept all this from my wife Deborah. These things only serve to upset the women. They are the gentler s*x.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11116,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well, Ben Franklin, you're really kind of a sleezebag.","text_w_direction":"Well, Ben Franklin, you're really kind of a sleezebag.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11117,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Stripper? Could I ask you a question about women? Um, should I tell my girlfriend that you danced up on me?","text_w_direction":"Stripper? Could I ask you a question about women? Um, should I tell my girlfriend that you danced up on me?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11118,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Elizabeth","text":"Secrets, secrets are no fun. Secrets, secrets hurt someone.","text_w_direction":"Secrets, secrets are no fun. Secrets, secrets hurt someone.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11119,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Wow. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Wow. Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11120,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Care for a piece of chocolate?","text_w_direction":"Care for a piece of chocolate?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11121,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ben Franklin","text":"Chocolate! Where did you acquire it? That is a delicacy in the Amazon but it has not yet been imported to the United States.","text_w_direction":"Chocolate! Where did you acquire it? That is a delicacy in the Amazon but it has not yet been imported to the United States.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11122,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Who is the king of Austria?","text_w_direction":"Who is the king of Austria?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11123,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ben Franklin","text":"Joseph the 2nd.","text_w_direction":"Joseph the 2nd.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11124,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Who is the king of Prussia?","text_w_direction":"Who is the king of Prussia?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11125,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ben Franklin","text":"Fredrick Wilhelm the 3rd.","text_w_direction":"Fredrick Wilhelm the 3rd.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11126,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Who is the king of England?","text_w_direction":"Who is the king of England?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11127,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ben Franklin","text":"Why the tyrant King George, of course!","text_w_direction":"Why the tyrant King George, of course!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11128,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't care what Jim says, that is not the real Ben Franklin. I am 99% sure.","text_w_direction":"I don't care what Jim says, that is not the real Ben Franklin. I am 99% sure.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11129,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jan","text":"Michael, I left a meeting. What is so urgent? Are you, are you okay?","text_w_direction":"[On speaker phone] Michael, I left a meeting. What is so urgent? Are you, are you okay?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11130,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Not really, look I don't know how to say this so I just will.","text_w_direction":"Not really, look I don't know how to say this so I just will.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11131,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jan","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11132,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I went to a bachelor party and things got a little out of hand.","text_w_direction":"I went to a bachelor party and things got a little out of hand.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11133,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jan","text":"Uh when, when did, when last night?","text_w_direction":"Uh when, when did, when last night?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11134,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, today at work.","text_w_direction":"No, today at work.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11135,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jan","text":"You went to a bachelor party at work?","text_w_direction":"You went to a bachelor party at work?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11136,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. I kind of arranged it.","text_w_direction":"Yes. I kind of arranged it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11137,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Well I don't even think the stripper was that hot. Do you guys think she was hot?","text_w_direction":"Well I don't even think the stripper was that hot. Do you guys think she was hot?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11138,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Kelly don't do this.","text_w_direction":"Kelly don't do this.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11139,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Do what? I just asked you a question.","text_w_direction":"Do what? I just asked you a question.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11140,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"You know what you're doing.","text_w_direction":"You know what you're doing.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11141,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Anyway, do you know who was totally flirting with Ben Franklin? Pam.","text_w_direction":"Anyway, do you know who was totally flirting with Ben Franklin? Pam.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11142,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Really? Looks like I hired the right guy. I'm glad. Any real potential there Beesley?","text_w_direction":"Really? Looks like I hired the right guy. I'm glad. Any real potential there Beesley?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11143,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, right. God, I need a boyfriend. You know Ryan I'm totally ready to be set up with one of your business school friends. Whenever.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, right. God, I need a boyfriend. You know Ryan I'm totally ready to be set up with one of your business school friends. Whenever.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11144,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11145,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Elizabeth","text":"Oh my God, I would get so fat if I worked here.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, I would get so fat if I worked here.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11146,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah? I lose my appetite all the time.","text_w_direction":"Yeah? I lose my appetite all the time.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11147,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Elizabeth","text":"You could strip you know.","text_w_direction":"You could strip you know.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11148,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11149,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"So you don't want to end our relationship?","text_w_direction":"So you don't want to end our relationship?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11150,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jan","text":"I'm closer to firing you.","text_w_direction":"I'm closer to firing you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11151,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"That is so sweet. You are the best GD girlfriend in the world. Do you know that?","text_w_direction":"That is so sweet. You are the best GD girlfriend in the world. Do you know that?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11152,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jan","text":"I'll talk to you later.","text_w_direction":"I'll talk to you later.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11153,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You are. You are.","text_w_direction":"You are. You are.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11154,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"So you know who turned out to be kind of a creep? Ben Franklin. And Elizabeth the stripper gave me great advice. Which rhymed. Really makes you wonder how Ben Franklin can become president, but someone like Elizabeth can't.","text_w_direction":"So you know who turned out to be kind of a creep? Ben Franklin. And Elizabeth the stripper gave me great advice. Which rhymed. Really makes you wonder how Ben Franklin can become president, but someone like Elizabeth can't.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11155,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Are you near sighted or far sighted?","text_w_direction":"Are you near sighted or far sighted?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11156,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ben Franklin","text":"Both. That's why I invented the bifocal.","text_w_direction":"Both. That's why I invented the bifocal.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11157,"season":3,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Ben Franklin","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"GAH!!!","text_w_direction":"GAH!!!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":2254,"air_date":"2007-02-01"}
{"index":11158,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Jim","text":"Damn, lost another file. Going to have to reboot. Again. Hey, Dwight, do you want an Altoid?","text_w_direction":"Damn, lost another file. Going to have to reboot. Again. [Windows reboot sound] Hey, Dwight, do you want an Altoid?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11159,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Dwight","text":"What do you think?","text_w_direction":"What do you think?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11160,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Jim","text":"In school, we learned about this scientist who trained dogs to salivate at the sound of a bell by feeding them whenever a bell rang. For the last couple of weeks I've been conducting a similar experiment.","text_w_direction":"In school, we learned about this scientist who trained dogs to salivate at the sound of a bell by feeding them whenever a bell rang. For the last couple of weeks I've been conducting a similar experiment.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11161,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight, want an Altoid?","text_w_direction":"[Windows reboot sound] Dwight, want an Altoid?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11162,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11163,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Jim","text":"Altoid?","text_w_direction":"[Windows reboot sound] Altoid?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11164,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Dwight","text":"Sure","text_w_direction":"Sure","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11165,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Jim","text":"Mint Dwight?","text_w_direction":"[Windows reboot sound] Mint Dwight?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11166,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Dwight","text":"Inbwit? Yes.","text_w_direction":"Inbwit? Yes.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11167,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[Windows reboot sound] [Dwight holds out his hand, sighs]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11168,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Jim","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11169,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Dwight","text":"I...","text_w_direction":"I...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11170,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11171,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't know. My mouth tastes so bad all of a sudden.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. My mouth tastes so bad all of a sudden. [nasty, dry mouth-smaking noise]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11172,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"Always the bridesmaids, right ladies?","text_w_direction":"Always the bridesmaids, right ladies?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11173,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Photographer","text":"Okay, for this next one everyone hop out. Just Phyllis and Dad. Actually, let's bring Mom back in. And the sisters. And you, and you, and you. Great.","text_w_direction":"Okay, for this next one everyone hop out. Just Phyllis and Dad. Actually, let's bring Mom back in. And the sisters. And you, and you, and you. Great.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11174,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"Phyllis is getting married. And I am in the wedding party. She has asked me to push her father's wheelchair down the aisle. So, basically, I am co-giving away the bride. Since I pay her salary it is like I'm paying for the wedding. Which I'm happy to do. It's a big day for Phyllis. But it's an even bigger day for me. Employer of the bride.","text_w_direction":"Phyllis is getting married. And I am in the wedding party. She has asked me to push her father's wheelchair down the aisle. So, basically, I am co-giving away the bride. Since I pay her salary it is like I'm paying for the wedding. Which I'm happy to do. It's a big day for Phyllis. But it's an even bigger day for me. Employer of the bride.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11175,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yes, I put Michael in my wedding. It was the only way I could think to get six weeks off for my honeymoon. No one else has ever gotten six weeks before.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I put Michael in my wedding. It was the only way I could think to get six weeks off for my honeymoon. No one else has ever gotten six weeks before.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11176,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Pam","text":"Phyllis... ended up using the exact same invitations as Roy and me. So it was kind of like being invited to my own wedding. And I was like 'Wait, thought I called that off'.","text_w_direction":"Phyllis... ended up using the exact same invitations as Roy and me. So it was kind of like being invited to my own wedding. And I was like 'Wait, thought I called that off'.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11177,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Jim","text":"So what's in the box?","text_w_direction":"So what's in the box?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11178,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Stanley","text":"A toaster, you?","text_w_direction":"A toaster, you?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11179,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Karen","text":"A toaster.","text_w_direction":"A toaster.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11180,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Stanley","text":"Unbelievable.","text_w_direction":"Unbelievable.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11181,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Dwight","text":"Hello, Angela.","text_w_direction":"Hello, Angela.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11182,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Angela","text":"Hi, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Hi, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11183,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Dwight","text":"You look as beautiful as the Queen of England.","text_w_direction":"You look as beautiful as the Queen of England.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11184,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Angela","text":"Thank you. Don't linger. Break left. Left!","text_w_direction":"Thank you. Don't linger. Break left. Left!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11185,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Dwight","text":"The Shrutes have their own traditions. We usually marry standing in our own graves. Makes the funerals very romantic, but the weddings are a bleak affair.","text_w_direction":"The Shrutes have their own traditions. We usually marry standing in our own graves. Makes the funerals very romantic, but the weddings are a bleak affair.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11186,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Jim","text":"Those flowers are nice.","text_w_direction":"Those flowers are nice.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11187,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Karen","text":"Yeah. P and R?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. P and R?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11188,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Jim","text":"Phyllis and Robert.","text_w_direction":"Phyllis and Robert.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11189,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Karen","text":"Ah, of course.","text_w_direction":"Ah, of course.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11190,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Pam","text":"Also, Pam and Roy.","text_w_direction":"Also, Pam and Roy.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11191,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"There she is. I swear Phyllis you are as beautiful as the first day you started work at Dunder Mifflin.","text_w_direction":"There she is. I swear Phyllis you are as beautiful as the first day you started work at Dunder Mifflin.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11192,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Phyllis","text":"Thanks, Michael. That's sweet. Same as when you said it outside.","text_w_direction":"Thanks, Michael. That's sweet. Same as when you said it outside.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11193,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"How you doin'? You excited.","text_w_direction":"How you doin'? You excited.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11194,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yes, very.","text_w_direction":"Yes, very.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11195,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"Me, too. If you need to vomit, that is ok. I did. Do you want to talk about tonight?","text_w_direction":"Me, too. If you need to vomit, that is ok. I did. Do you want to talk about tonight?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11196,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Phyllis","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11197,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"You're probably worried about pleasing Bob. A lot of pressure. Phyllis, did you break wind? It's okay, if you did. It's a very natural reaction. It's your wedding. And you're nervous...","text_w_direction":"You're probably worried about pleasing Bob. A lot of pressure. Phyllis, did you break wind? It's okay, if you did. It's a very natural reaction. It's your wedding. And you're nervous...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11198,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Phyllis","text":"That wasn't me.","text_w_direction":"That wasn't me.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11199,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"Okay... umm... I'm sure that Bob... Wow. That is... that is pungent. I lost my train of thought. Aaah... Are you set on that hairstyle?","text_w_direction":"Okay... umm... I'm sure that Bob... Wow. That is... that is pungent. I lost my train of thought. Aaah... Are you set on that hairstyle?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11200,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Phyllis","text":"I thought it was...","text_w_direction":"I thought it was...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11201,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"Here, let me...","text_w_direction":"Here, let me...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11202,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Phyllis","text":"Michael... No.","text_w_direction":"Michael... No.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11203,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"Just cover up that bald patch.","text_w_direction":"Just cover up that bald patch.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11204,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Phyllis","text":"I don't need your... thank you. No, Michael please... I just need some time alone.","text_w_direction":"I don't need your... thank you. No, Michael please... I just need some time alone.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11205,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11206,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"You might be surprised to learn that I've only been to one other wedding. It's actually a very cute story. My Mom was marrying Jeff. And they asked me to be ring bearer. I was understandably emotional and somehow my pants became wet.","text_w_direction":"You might be surprised to learn that I've only been to one other wedding. It's actually a very cute story. My Mom was marrying Jeff. And they asked me to be ring bearer. I was understandably emotional and somehow my pants became wet.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11207,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"I hate you!","text_w_direction":"[in video of Michael as a kid] I hate you!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11208,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"Long story short","text_w_direction":"Long story short","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11209,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Dwight","text":"Why are all these people here? There are too many people on this Earth. We need a new plague. Who are all these people?","text_w_direction":"Why are all these people here? There are too many people on this Earth. We need a new plague. Who are all these people?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11210,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Jim","text":"You know what? I bet a lot of them are wedding crashers.","text_w_direction":"You know what? I bet a lot of them are wedding crashers.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11211,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Dwight","text":"No way.","text_w_direction":"No way.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11212,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Jim","text":"Did you ever see that movie?","text_w_direction":"Did you ever see that movie?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11213,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Dwight","text":"Of course I saw it.","text_w_direction":"Of course I saw it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11214,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Dwight","text":"I saw Wedding Crashers accidentally. I bought a ticket for Grizzly Man and went into the wrong theatre. After an hour, I figured I was in the wrong theatre, but I kept waiting. That's the thing about bear attacks, they come when you least expect it.","text_w_direction":"I saw Wedding Crashers accidentally. I bought a ticket for Grizzly Man and went into the wrong theatre. After an hour, I figured I was in the wrong theatre, but I kept waiting. That's the thing about bear attacks, they come when you least expect it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11215,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Jim","text":"You know I just wish, I wish, I had the investigative powers to smoke some of these guys out.","text_w_direction":"You know I just wish, I wish, I had the investigative powers to smoke some of these guys out.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11216,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Dwight","text":"Once again, Jim, I will take care of this. I will locate the wedding crashers and report them to Phyllis. That way I won't have to get her a gift.","text_w_direction":"Once again, Jim, I will take care of this. I will locate the wedding crashers and report them to Phyllis. That way I won't have to get her a gift.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11217,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Kevin","text":"Hi. I'm Kevin. Where did you find her?","text_w_direction":"[to Toby's date] Hi. I'm Kevin. [to Toby] Where did you find her?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11218,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Toby","text":"At the gym.","text_w_direction":"At the gym.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11219,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Kevin","text":"Riiight. The gym.","text_w_direction":"Riiight. The gym. [snickers]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11220,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Kelly","text":"Could you scoot over? You're on my dress.","text_w_direction":"Could you scoot over? You're on my dress.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11221,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Meredith","text":"I thought you're not supposed to wear white to a wedding.","text_w_direction":"I thought you're not supposed to wear white to a wedding.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11222,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Kelly","text":"I know but there was an emergency.","text_w_direction":"I know but there was an emergency.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11223,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Kelly","text":"I look really good in white.","text_w_direction":"I look really good in white.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11224,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"This strappy young lad sitting here is Phyllis' father, Albert, and he is quite the ladies' man, aren't you Albert, hah? Ah, ringbearer. I could have done better. I will do better. I am going to be better. I can't believe I'm actually doing this! Ooh! Are you ready for this, Albert? I am. Let's do it.","text_w_direction":"This strappy young lad sitting here is Phyllis' father, Albert, and he is quite the ladies' man, aren't you Albert, hah? Ah, ringbearer. I could have done better. I will do better. I am going to be better. I can't believe I'm actually doing this! Ooh! Are you ready for this, Albert? I am. Let's do it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11225,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Pam","text":"That's my dress.","text_w_direction":"That's my dress.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11226,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"That's ok.","text_w_direction":"[whispers to father] That's ok. [Albert gets out of his wheelchair and starts walking]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11227,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Dwight","text":"It's a miracle.","text_w_direction":"It's a miracle.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11228,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Crowd","text":"","text_w_direction":"[generalized clapping]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11229,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"This is bull****!","text_w_direction":"This is bull****!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11230,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"Me walking Phyllis down the aisle was supposed to be the highlight of the wedding. And now... the wedding has no highlight.","text_w_direction":"Me walking Phyllis down the aisle was supposed to be the highlight of the wedding. And now... the wedding has no highlight.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11231,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"I can't believe I pushed that... that guy's lazy ass around all day... until he was ready to stand up and steal the show. That's... well... I got news for you, Albert. If that's your real name. The show's not over.","text_w_direction":"I can't believe I pushed that... that guy's lazy ass around all day... until he was ready to stand up and steal the show. That's... well... I got news for you, Albert. If that's your real name. The show's not over.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11232,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Priest","text":"And do you, Phyllis, take Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration, to be your lawfully wedded husband?","text_w_direction":"And do you, Phyllis, take Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration, to be your lawfully wedded husband?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11233,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Phyllis","text":"I do.","text_w_direction":"I do.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11234,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you for the first time as a couple, Mr. and Mrs. Bob Vance!","text_w_direction":"Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you for the first time as a couple, Mr. and Mrs. Bob Vance!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11235,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Priest","text":"And do you, Bob...","text_w_direction":"And do you, Bob...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11236,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, shiii...","text_w_direction":"Oh, shiii...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11237,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Priest","text":"... take Phyllis to be your lawfully wedded wife","text_w_direction":"... take Phyllis to be your lawfully wedded wife","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11238,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Bob Vance","text":"I do.","text_w_direction":"I do.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11239,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Priest","text":"You may now kiss the bride.","text_w_direction":"You may now kiss the bride.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11240,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"Ladies and Gentleman, for the first time as a couple, Mr. and Mrs. Bob Vance. Yeah! That's what I'm talking about!","text_w_direction":"Ladies and Gentleman, for the first time as a couple, Mr. and Mrs. Bob Vance. [generalized clapping and cheering] Yeah! That's what I'm talking about!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11241,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Angela","text":"Congratulations, Phyllis. You look lovely. Your dress is very white. So white, my eyes are burning.","text_w_direction":"Congratulations, Phyllis. You look lovely. Your dress is very white. So white, my eyes are burning.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11242,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Phyllis","text":"Thanks Angela.","text_w_direction":"Thanks Angela.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11243,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"Congratulations, Bob. You're a good man. But just know... if you ever lay a finger on Phyllis, I will kill you.","text_w_direction":"Congratulations, Bob. You're a good man. But just know... if you ever lay a finger on Phyllis, I will kill you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11244,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Bob Vance","text":"If you ever lay I finger on Phyllis, I'll kill you.","text_w_direction":"If you ever lay I finger on Phyllis, I'll kill you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11245,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"Agreed. No fingers will be laid on Phyllis. Oh, decided to sit down again, huh? Great. Bet you can hear me, too.","text_w_direction":"Agreed. No fingers will be laid on Phyllis. [to Albert] Oh, decided to sit down again, huh? Great. Bet you can hear me, too.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11246,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Dwight","text":"Best of luck, Phyllis. Also I'm going to need to see a copy of the guest manifest as well as photographs of the caterers.","text_w_direction":"Best of luck, Phyllis. Also I'm going to need to see a copy of the guest manifest as well as photographs of the caterers.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11247,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Phyllis","text":"I don't have that, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"I don't have that, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11248,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Dwight","text":"Dammit, Phyllis!","text_w_direction":"Dammit, Phyllis!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11249,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Kelly","text":"Are you all right? This must be so awful for you.","text_w_direction":"Are you all right? This must be so awful for you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11250,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Pam","text":"What do you mean?","text_w_direction":"What do you mean?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11251,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Kelly","text":"Well... this was supposed to be your wedding.","text_w_direction":"Well... this was supposed to be your wedding.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11252,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Pam","text":"Oh... um... no. That's... um... That's actually fine","text_w_direction":"Oh... um... no. That's... um... That's actually fine","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11253,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Kelly","text":"There's no way it's fine. I'm sorry. If I was you, I would just like freak out and get really drunk and then tell someone I was pregnant.","text_w_direction":"There's no way it's fine. I'm sorry. If I was you, I would just like freak out and get really drunk and then tell someone I was pregnant.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11254,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, that's a lot of good ideas. Thanks","text_w_direction":"Okay, that's a lot of good ideas. Thanks","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11255,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Dwight","text":"'Scuse me, sir. How do you know the happy couple?","text_w_direction":"'Scuse me, sir. How do you know the happy couple?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11256,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Uncle Al","text":"Who?","text_w_direction":"Who?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11257,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Dwight","text":"The bride and groom? What are their names?","text_w_direction":"The bride and groom? What are their names?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11258,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Uncle Al","text":"Oh, I... I don't... I'm not sure.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I... I don't... I'm not sure.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11259,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh I get it, I get it, come on, freeloader. Let's move it. Come on. Come on.","text_w_direction":"Oh I get it, I get it, come on, freeloader. Let's move it. Come on. Come on.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11260,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Uncle Al","text":"Okay, Okay. Where are we going?","text_w_direction":"Okay, Okay. Where are we going?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11261,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Dwight","text":"Got to find yourself another wedding to crash, my friend.","text_w_direction":"Got to find yourself another wedding to crash, my friend.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11262,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Uncle Al","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11263,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"Phyllis! Are you happy with everything? What can I do to make it more perfecter?","text_w_direction":"Phyllis! Are you happy with everything? What can I do to make it more perfecter?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11264,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Phyllis","text":"It's beautiful. Why don't you find your seat. Enjoy the buffet.","text_w_direction":"It's beautiful. Why don't you find your seat. Enjoy the buffet.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11265,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"I'm already on it. The chicken? Totally undercooked. I sent it back.","text_w_direction":"I'm already on it. The chicken? Totally undercooked. I sent it back.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11266,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Phyllis","text":"It's fish.","text_w_direction":"It's fish.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11267,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"I will take care of that.","text_w_direction":"I will take care of that.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11268,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"I do. I know a fair amount about fine food... and drink. This is a white.","text_w_direction":"I do. I know a fair amount about fine food... and drink. This is a white.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11269,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Kevin","text":"No this is not our first wedding. This is the THIRD wedding that Scrantonicity has played. We also played our bassist's wedding and our guitarist's wedding.","text_w_direction":"No this is not our first wedding. This is the THIRD wedding that Scrantonicity has played. We also played our bassist's wedding and our guitarist's wedding.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11270,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Kevin","text":"Attention, everyone. Attention, please. I am supposed to ask if anyone has seen Uncle Al. He is old and has brown eyes and dementia. His family is very concerned. It is a very serious situation. Roxanne. You don't have to put on your red light.","text_w_direction":"Attention, everyone. Attention, please. I am supposed to ask if anyone has seen Uncle Al. He is old and has brown eyes and dementia. His family is very concerned. It is a very serious situation. [sings] Roxanne. You don't have to put on your red light.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11271,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Roy","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11272,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Pam","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11273,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Roy","text":"I know I normally don't notice these kind of things but uh... This wedding's really nice! I mean, the flowers and stuff? Phyllis has got some great taste.","text_w_direction":"I know I normally don't notice these kind of things but uh... This wedding's really nice! I mean, the flowers and stuff? Phyllis has got some great taste.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11274,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Pam","text":"You're kidding me, right?","text_w_direction":"You're kidding me, right?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11275,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Roy","text":"I know you're probably not going to remember this, right? But um... Those color roses? I got you those color roses for our prom.","text_w_direction":"I know you're probably not going to remember this, right? But um... Those color roses? I got you those color roses for our prom.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11276,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Pam","text":"Roy, I picked those flowers. Phyllis just stole all of my ideas for our wedding.","text_w_direction":"Roy, I picked those flowers. Phyllis just stole all of my ideas for our wedding.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11277,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Roy","text":"I uh guess I wasn't really too involved in the planning.","text_w_direction":"I uh guess I wasn't really too involved in the planning.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11278,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11279,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Roy","text":"Sorry about that.","text_w_direction":"Sorry about that.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11280,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Pam","text":"It's okay.","text_w_direction":"It's okay.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11281,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Roy","text":"You think this sucks for you? I was the one who actually wanted to get married.","text_w_direction":"You think this sucks for you? I was the one who actually wanted to get married.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11282,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Randy","text":"Phyllis, you're a wonderful woman. And you're a hell of a bowler!","text_w_direction":"Phyllis, you're a wonderful woman. And you're a hell of a bowler!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11283,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Crowd","text":"","text_w_direction":"[cheering and clapping]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11284,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Unknown","text":"She is.","text_w_direction":"She is.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11285,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Randy","text":"Cheers.","text_w_direction":"Cheers.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11286,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Crowd","text":"Cheers.","text_w_direction":"Cheers.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11287,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you, Randy. That was great. Thank you. Thank you very much. Hi, I'm Michael Scott and for the next forty minutes, I'm going to be your tour guide through the lives of Phyllis Lapin and Bob Vance. One of the great, seemingly impossible, love stories of our time. My name is Michael Scott. Webster's Dictionary defines \"wedding\" as the fusing of two metals with a hot torch. Well, you know something. I think you guys are two metals. Gold medals. For those of you who don't know me, I'm Michael Scott, Phyllis' boss. To quote from The Princess Bride \"Mawige...","text_w_direction":"Thank you, Randy. That was great. Thank you. Thank you very much. Hi, I'm Michael Scott and for the next forty minutes, I'm going to be your tour guide through the lives of Phyllis Lapin and Bob Vance. One of the great, seemingly impossible, love stories of our time. My name is Michael Scott. Webster's Dictionary defines \"wedding\" as the fusing of two metals with a hot torch. Well, you know something. I think you guys are two metals. Gold medals. For those of you who don't know me, I'm Michael Scott, Phyllis' boss. To quote from The Princess Bride \"Mawige...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11288,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"The most important part of a speech is the opening line. When time is not a factor, I like to try out three or four different ones.","text_w_direction":"The most important part of a speech is the opening line. When time is not a factor, I like to try out three or four different ones.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11289,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"Phyllis and Bob","text_w_direction":"Phyllis and Bob","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11290,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Bob Vance","text":"Oh okay. That's enough.","text_w_direction":"Oh okay. That's enough.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11291,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"is a guy that...","text_w_direction":"is a guy that...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11292,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Bob Vance","text":"Thanks, Michael. Give me...","text_w_direction":"Thanks, Michael. Give me...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11293,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"he works... Okay hold, hold on, hold on. Look. Look. I didn't say anything when Phyllis' dad upstaged me at the ceremony. And I think you owe me this. Kay.","text_w_direction":"he works... Okay hold, hold on, hold on. Look. Look. I didn't say anything when Phyllis' dad upstaged me at the ceremony. And I think you owe me this. Kay.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11294,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Bob Vance","text":"Give me the microphone.","text_w_direction":"Give me the microphone.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11295,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"No. I'm not going to...","text_w_direction":"No. I'm not going to...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11296,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Bob Vance","text":"Give me... Give me the microphone, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Give me... Give me the microphone, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11297,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"Ok. All right.","text_w_direction":"Ok. All right.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11298,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Bob Vance","text":"You're out of here!","text_w_direction":"You're out of here!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11299,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"Oh. Yeah. You're out of here! You're... Yeah. I hate you!","text_w_direction":"Oh. Yeah. You're out of here! You're... Yeah. I hate you!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11300,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11301,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Pam","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11302,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Jim","text":"When are we going to get to see some of those famous Beesly dance moves?","text_w_direction":"When are we going to get to see some of those famous Beesly dance moves?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11303,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Pam","text":"Oh... I'm pacing myself.","text_w_direction":"Oh... I'm pacing myself.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11304,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Jim","text":"Come on. Get out there. Give the people what they want.","text_w_direction":"Come on. Get out there. Give the people what they want.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11305,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Pam","text":"No. I'm such a dorky dancer.","text_w_direction":"No. I'm such a dorky dancer.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11306,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Jim","text":"I know. It's very cute.","text_w_direction":"I know. It's very cute.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11307,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Jim","text":"Hypothetically, if I thought Pam was interested, then... No, it's totally hypothetical.","text_w_direction":"Hypothetically, if I thought Pam was interested, then... No, it's totally hypothetical.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11308,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"Come... Come on!","text_w_direction":"Come... Come on!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11309,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Dwight","text":"I can't let you in, Michael.","text_w_direction":"I can't let you in, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11310,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight, just...","text_w_direction":"Dwight, just...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11311,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Dwight","text":"No, it's Bob and Phyllis' orders.","text_w_direction":"No, it's Bob and Phyllis' orders.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11312,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"Look, I just wanted to go in and quietly sit and have a piece of cake. I'm not even going to dance one song.","text_w_direction":"Look, I just wanted to go in and quietly sit and have a piece of cake. I'm not even going to dance one song.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11313,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Dwight","text":"You are a real life wedding crasher and I must bounce you. I'm sorry, it gives me no pleasure.","text_w_direction":"You are a real life wedding crasher and I must bounce you. I'm sorry, it gives me no pleasure.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11314,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11315,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Roy","text":"Hey, they're playing our song.","text_w_direction":"Hey, they're playing our song.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11316,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, that's weird. I thought they only played the Police.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, that's weird. I thought they only played the Police.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11317,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Roy","text":"I know. Uh... I gave them twenty bucks. You want to dance?","text_w_direction":"I know. Uh... I gave them twenty bucks. You want to dance?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11318,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"ee... I was meant for you... buppity du bom bu.","text_w_direction":"[sings] ee... I was meant for you... buppity du bom bu.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11319,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Roy","text":"Hey, want to get out of here?","text_w_direction":"[to Pam] Hey, want to get out of here?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11320,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Jim","text":"Here's a 'not hypothetical'. I'm really happy I'm with Karen.","text_w_direction":"Here's a 'not hypothetical'. I'm really happy I'm with Karen.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11321,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Karen","text":"Every little thing she does is magic. Every little thing she do just turns me on. Even though my life before was tragic. Now I know my love for her goes on. Every...","text_w_direction":"[sings] Every little thing she does is magic. Every little thing she do just turns me on. Even though my life before was tragic. Now I know my love for her goes on. Every...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11322,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Women","text":"One... Two... Three. Ahhhh!","text_w_direction":"One... Two... Three. Ahhhh! [Phyllis throws the flowers, Ryan knocks them out of Kelly's hands, Toby's date gets them]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11323,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Toby","text":"Toby! Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Toby! Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11324,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"I just want Phyllis to have a great day.","text_w_direction":"I just want Phyllis to have a great day.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11325,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Uncle Al","text":"Phyllis and you will be great together.","text_w_direction":"Phyllis and you will be great together.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11326,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"We are great together. We are a great team.","text_w_direction":"We are great together. We are a great team.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11327,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Uncle Al","text":"The Celtics were a great team.","text_w_direction":"The Celtics were a great team.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11328,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. Yes. They were. Robert Parrish! I should talk to her. I don't want this to ruin her honeymoon.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Yes. They were. Robert Parrish! I should talk to her. I don't want this to ruin her honeymoon.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11329,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Uncle Al","text":"Nobody ever helped me. I had to do it myself. Even the doctor didn't know!","text_w_direction":"Nobody ever helped me. I had to do it myself. Even the doctor didn't know!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11330,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"Dude, keep it together. I listened to you for half an hour even though most of that stuff went right over my head.","text_w_direction":"Dude, keep it together. I listened to you for half an hour even though most of that stuff went right over my head.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11331,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"Phyllis. Phyllis! Wait! Please. I'm sorry. I just... I just wanted to make this a day to remember.","text_w_direction":"Phyllis. Phyllis! Wait! Please. I'm sorry. I just... I just wanted to make this a day to remember.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11332,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Phyllis","text":"You found Uncle Al!","text_w_direction":"You found Uncle Al!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11333,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. Yeah. He's kind of a weirdo.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Yeah. He's kind of a weirdo.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11334,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Phyllis","text":"Thank you, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11335,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"You're... You're welcome.","text_w_direction":"You're... You're welcome.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11336,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"They say that your wedding day goes by in such a flash that your lucky if you even get a piece of your own cake. I say that's crazy. I say let them eat cake. Margaret Thatcher said that about marriage. Smart broad.","text_w_direction":"They say that your wedding day goes by in such a flash that your lucky if you even get a piece of your own cake. I say that's crazy. I say let them eat cake. Margaret Thatcher said that about marriage. Smart broad.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11337,"season":3,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Phyllis' Wedding","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Caroline Williams","character":"Michael","text":"Be careful. Oh no!! Oh wow! Phyllis! Phyllis! You look like a clown! Here. Get me! Get me!","text_w_direction":"Be careful. Oh no!! [Phyllis and Bob smear cake on each other's face] Oh wow! Phyllis! Phyllis! You look like a clown! Here. Get me! Get me! [Michael smears cake on his own face]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2283,"air_date":"2007-02-08"}
{"index":11338,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Oh hey, Kevin, nice of you to join us, where were you?","text_w_direction":"Oh hey, Kevin, nice of you to join us, where were you?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11339,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"My tire blew out on the way here, Michael.","text_w_direction":"My tire blew out on the way here, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11340,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Huh?","text_w_direction":"Huh?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11341,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"I almost died. I... I went into this skid---","text_w_direction":"I almost died. I... I went into this skid---","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11342,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Pop quiz.","text_w_direction":"Pop quiz.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11343,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"...What?","text_w_direction":"...What?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11344,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Why is today a special day?","text_w_direction":"Why is today a special day?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11345,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"I almost died.","text_w_direction":"I almost died.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11346,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Today's a special day, because I am being honored as a... visiting... professor, special lecturer, emeritus... how did you, how did you...","text_w_direction":"Today's a special day, because I am being honored as a... visiting... professor, special lecturer, emeritus... how did you, how did you...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11347,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"You will be a guest speaker... in my Emerging Enterprises class.","text_w_direction":"You will be a guest speaker... in my Emerging Enterprises class.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11348,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"In business school, Kevin. Business school.","text_w_direction":"In business school, Kevin. Business school.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11349,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11350,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"If you bring your boss to class, it automatically bumps you up a full letter grade. So... I'd be stupid not to do it, right?","text_w_direction":"If you bring your boss to class, it automatically bumps you up a full letter grade. So... I'd be stupid not to do it, right?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11351,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"A boss is like a teacher. And I am like the cool teacher. Like Mr. Handell. Mr. Handell would hang out with us, and he would tell us awesome jokes. And he actually hooked up with one of the students. Um... and then like twelve other kids came forward. It was in all the papers. ... Really ruined eighth grade for us.","text_w_direction":"A boss is like a teacher. And I am like the cool teacher. Like Mr. Handell. Mr. Handell would hang out with us, and he would tell us awesome jokes. And he actually hooked up with one of the students. Um... and then like twelve other kids came forward. It was in all the papers. ... Really ruined eighth grade for us.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11352,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Here we go. College Roadshow. Gotta bring our... A game. What was the most inspiring thing I've ever said to you?","text_w_direction":"Here we go. College Roadshow. Gotta bring our... A game. What was the most inspiring thing I've ever said to you?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11353,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"\"Don't be an idiot.\" Changed my life.","text_w_direction":"\"Don't be an idiot.\" Changed my life.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11354,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, \"Would an idiot do that?\" And if they would, I do not do that thing.","text_w_direction":"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, \"Would an idiot do that?\" And if they would, I do not do that thing.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11355,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Will they throw their hats, you think?","text_w_direction":"Will they throw their hats, you think?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11356,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11357,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"A lot of times, at a... school, or naval academy, after a rousing speech, the crowd would throw its hats high into the air.","text_w_direction":"A lot of times, at a... school, or naval academy, after a rousing speech, the crowd would throw its hats high into the air.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11358,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"Y-You understand nobody's graduating.","text_w_direction":"Y-You understand nobody's graduating.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11359,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, I know, I know. I'm just saying if they did throw their hats I've got a great line for that","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I know, I know. I'm just saying if they did throw their hats I've got a great line for that","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11360,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"...It doesn't apply.","text_w_direction":"...It doesn't apply.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11361,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I understand! Wow. Relax, spazzy boy. Sometimes you're such a little spaz! Whoa, hey!","text_w_direction":"I understand! Wow. Relax, spazzy boy. Sometimes you're such a little spaz! [pokes Ryan] Whoa, hey!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11362,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"Quit it!","text_w_direction":"Quit it!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11363,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"We have fun.","text_w_direction":"We have fun.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11364,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Roy","text":"I can't for your art show tonight.","text_w_direction":"I can't for your art show tonight.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11365,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, just so you know, it's just the students from my class in a little studio.","text_w_direction":"Okay, just so you know, it's just the students from my class in a little studio.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11366,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Roy","text":"I-I wouldn't miss it for the world.","text_w_direction":"I-I wouldn't miss it for the world.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11367,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11368,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"I'm really happy to be back with Roy. I think it shows maturity. Maturity and dignity. ... Is that braggy? I don't mean it to be braggy.","text_w_direction":"I'm really happy to be back with Roy. I think it shows maturity. Maturity and dignity. ... Is that braggy? I don't mean it to be braggy.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11369,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Roy","text":"Love ya.","text_w_direction":"Love ya.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11370,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"You too.","text_w_direction":"You too.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11371,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Pam's with Roy. I'm with Karen. And, uh, Brangelina is with Frangelina. Movin' on.","text_w_direction":"Pam's with Roy. I'm with Karen. And, uh, Brangelina is with Frangelina. Movin' on.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11372,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"I can't believe you're back together with Roy!","text_w_direction":"I can't believe you're back together with Roy!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11373,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, yeah! We have such a solid foundation, you know.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah! We have such a solid foundation, you know.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11374,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh my God. You're so in love now.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God. You're so in love now.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11375,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah. Oh, you should come to my art show, by the way.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Oh, you should come to my art show, by the way.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11376,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh, art show!","text_w_direction":"Oh, art show!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11377,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"I mean, it's not a big deal, but I think a lot of people from the office will be there.","text_w_direction":"I mean, it's not a big deal, but I think a lot of people from the office will be there.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11378,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"...Oh... yeah. Definitely... I'll be there. For sure.","text_w_direction":"...Oh... yeah. Definitely... I'll be there. For sure.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11379,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Campus. Brings back so many memories. ... That I would have made. Hey. Frisbee. Check that out. Aww! What do you say we get our Fris on before class? Whoo!","text_w_direction":"Campus. Brings back so many memories. ... That I would have made. Hey. Frisbee. Check that out. Aww! What do you say we get our Fris on before class? [runs over, throws frisbee] Whoo!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11380,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"College Student","text":"....Dude.","text_w_direction":"....Dude.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11381,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"...Oh my God. Animal stool.","text_w_direction":"...Oh my God. Animal stool. [jumps on desk]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11382,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Dwight, what are you doing?","text_w_direction":"Dwight, what are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11383,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Solving a mystery, if that's quite alright with you. Come to Papa. Okay, ladies and gentlemen, what we have here is a bird that has been trapped in a vent. Fortunately I have found it befo--BAT! BAAAT! BAT!","text_w_direction":"Solving a mystery, if that's quite alright with you. [opens ceiling tile] Come to Papa. Okay, ladies and gentlemen, what we have here is a bird that has been trapped in a vent. Fortunately I have found it befo--BAT! BAAAT! BAT!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11384,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Karen","text":"Oh my God!","text_w_direction":"Oh my God!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11385,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"BAAAAT! BAT! NO! EVERYONE REMAIN CALM! There it goes!","text_w_direction":"BAAAAT! BAT! NO! EVERYONE REMAIN CALM! There it goes!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11386,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Stanley","text":"Goooood bye.","text_w_direction":"Goooood bye.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11387,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"... Please don't let that stupid thing near me...","text_w_direction":"[on ground] ... Please don't let that stupid thing near me...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11388,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, this is it. Ryan is doing my intro right now.","text_w_direction":"Okay, this is it. Ryan is doing my intro right now.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11389,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"...Dunder-Mifflin can't compete with the modern chains, and management is unwilling, or unable, to adapt. Their customers are dying off...","text_w_direction":"...Dunder-Mifflin can't compete with the modern chains, and management is unwilling, or unable, to adapt. Their customers are dying off...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11390,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I can't hear what he's saying, but he looks like he's really into it.","text_w_direction":"I can't hear what he's saying, but he looks like he's really into it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11391,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"We have... a bat... in the office.","text_w_direction":"We have... a bat... in the office.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11392,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Toby","text":"The simple solution would be to open a window... if we had... windows that could open.","text_w_direction":"The simple solution would be to open a window... if we had... windows that could open.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11393,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Poop is raining from the ceilings. Poop!","text_w_direction":"Poop is raining from the ceilings. Poop!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11394,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. Thanks. Animal control will be here at six.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Thanks. [hangs up phone] Animal control will be here at six.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11395,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"At Six?! No, that is unacceptable. Okay, Jim, you are the number two in this office. You need to step up and show some leadership.","text_w_direction":"At Six?! No, that is unacceptable. Okay, Jim, you are the number two in this office. You need to step up and show some leadership.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11396,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"I'm sorry what did you say? So wierd...","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry what did you say? So wierd...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11397,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"What? What's so wierd?","text_w_direction":"What? What's so wierd?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11398,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"The bat, I mean, I know I felt it bite me, but look. There's no mark. I feel so... tingly... so strangely powerful... Oh well.","text_w_direction":"The bat, I mean, I know I felt it bite me, but look. There's no mark. I feel so... tingly... so strangely powerful... [shrugs] Oh well.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11399,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"And now, without further ado, I present the regional manager of Dunder Mifflin, Scranton, Michael Scott.","text_w_direction":"And now, without further ado, I present the regional manager of Dunder Mifflin, Scranton, Michael Scott.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11400,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Hello everyone, I am Michael Scott. And I would like to start today by inspiring you. May I borrow someone's textbook, please? Thank you. What have we here? Ooh. Economics. Very, very interesting. You cannot learn from books. Replace these pages with life lessons, and then, you will have... a book... that is worth its weight in gold. I know these are expensive, um, but the lesson is priceless. Good. Alright. I think you're inspired. Shall we proceed? There are four kinds of business","text_w_direction":"Hello everyone, I am Michael Scott. And I would like to start today by inspiring you. May I borrow someone's textbook, please? Thank you. What have we here? Ooh. Economics. Very, very interesting. [rips pages out of book] You cannot learn from books. Replace these pages with life lessons, and then, you will have... a book... that is worth its weight in gold. [gives book back] I know these are expensive, um, but the lesson is priceless. Good. Alright. I think you're inspired. Shall we proceed? There are four kinds of business","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11401,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"This is your job, Halpert.","text_w_direction":"[sighs] This is your job, Halpert.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11402,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Ow!","text_w_direction":"Ow!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11403,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Karen","text":"Oh, what happened?","text_w_direction":"Oh, what happened?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11404,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"That bread on your desk? I just picked it up. It's white hot.","text_w_direction":"That bread on your desk? I just picked it up. It's white hot.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11405,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Karen","text":"But Jim, this garlic bread is cold.","text_w_direction":"But Jim, this garlic bread is cold.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11406,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"What? ... No. It burned me. I... bizarre.","text_w_direction":"What? ... No. It burned me. I... bizarre.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11407,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"No... no. One crisis at a time.","text_w_direction":"No... no. One crisis at a time.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11408,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"If a vampire bat was in the U.S., it would make sense for it to come to a \"sylvania.\" Like PENN-sylvania. Now that doesn't mean that Jim is going to become a vampire. Only that he carries the vampiric germ.","text_w_direction":"If a vampire bat was in the U.S., it would make sense for it to come to a \"sylvania.\" Like PENN-sylvania. Now that doesn't mean that Jim is going to become a vampire. Only that he carries the vampiric germ.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11409,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"So, you wanna start a business. How do you start? What do you need? Well, first of all, you need a building. And secondly, you need supply. You need something to sell. Now this could be anything. It could be... a... thingamajig. Or a... a whosi-whatsi. Or... a Whatchamacallit. Now, you need to sell those in order to have a PayDay. And, if you sell enough of them, you will make a 100 Grand. Satisfied?","text_w_direction":"So, you wanna start a business. How do you start? What do you need? Well, first of all, you need a building. And secondly, you need supply. You need something to sell. Now this could be anything. It could be... a... thingamajig. Or a... a whosi-whatsi. Or... [pulls out a candy bar] a Whatchamacallit [throws bar]. Now, you need to sell those in order to have a PayDay [takes out a PayDay, throws it]. And, if you sell enough of them, you will make a 100 Grand [throws 100 Grand bar]. [pulls out a Snickers] Satisfied?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11410,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Toby","text":"Oh, this looks great. I'd, I'd love to be there, but my daughter's play is tonight. ... Damnit! You know, one of the other parents will probably videotape it.","text_w_direction":"Oh, this looks great. I'd, I'd love to be there, but my daughter's play is tonight. ... Damnit! You know, one of the other parents will probably videotape it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11411,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Oh! No, you should go.","text_w_direction":"Oh! No, you should go.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11412,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Toby","text":"Well, it's important to support local art, you know. And what they do is not art.","text_w_direction":"Well, it's important to support local art, you know. And what they do is not art.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11413,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, I'm seeing some confused... faces out there. Let me slow down a little bit. Break this down. Okay. The more stickers you sell, the more profit, fancy word for money, you have to buy PlayStations and Beanie Babies.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I'm seeing some confused... faces out there. Let me slow down a little bit. Break this down. Okay. The more stickers you sell, the more profit, fancy word for money, you have to buy PlayStations and Beanie Babies.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11414,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11415,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"...And products!","text_w_direction":"...And products!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11416,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"What we normally do here is more of a question and answer thing.","text_w_direction":"What we normally do here is more of a question and answer thing.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11417,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Well... okay, I was just kind of getting it going. Um, alright. Well, okay, we can do questions. Okay. Very good. First hand up.","text_w_direction":"Well... okay, I was just kind of getting it going. Um, alright. Well, okay, we can do questions. Okay. Very good. First hand up.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11418,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Business Student #1","text":"Sir, as a company that primary distributes paper, how have you adapted your business model to function in an increasingly paperless world?","text_w_direction":"Sir, as a company that primary distributes paper, how have you adapted your business model to function in an increasingly paperless world?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11419,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"We can't overestimate the value of computers. Yes, they are great for playing games and forwarding funny emails. But real business is done on paper, okay? Write that down.","text_w_direction":"We can't overestimate the value of computers. Yes, they are great for playing games and forwarding funny emails. But real business is done on paper, okay? Write that down. [everyone types on their laptops]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11420,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Karen","text":"Hey Jim, here's the aspirin you wanted.","text_w_direction":"Hey Jim, here's the aspirin you wanted.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11421,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, thank God. I have such a headache from that glare.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thank God. I have such a headache from that glare.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11422,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Karen","text":"What glare?","text_w_direction":"What glare?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11423,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"The glare off Angela's crucifix? It's blinding.","text_w_direction":"The glare off Angela's crucifix? It's blinding.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11424,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once. But by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog.","text_w_direction":"I don't have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once. But by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11425,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Extraordinary events call for extraordinary actions. We form an allegiance--","text_w_direction":"Extraordinary events call for extraordinary actions. We form an allegiance--","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11426,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Creed","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11427,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"--to use sudden violence.","text_w_direction":"--to use sudden violence.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11428,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Creed","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11429,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Do you have the tools to turn a wooden mop handle into a stake?","text_w_direction":"Do you have the tools to turn a wooden mop handle into a stake?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11430,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Creed","text":"What size?","text_w_direction":"What size?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11431,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Business Student #2","text":"What do you say to a customer who wants to leave you for the convenience and savings of a nationwide chain?","text_w_direction":"What do you say to a customer who wants to leave you for the convenience and savings of a nationwide chain?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11432,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"...I say you will miss our service, and I absolutely guarantee you'll come back.","text_w_direction":"...I say you will miss our service, and I absolutely guarantee you'll come back.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11433,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Business Student #2","text":"Has anyone ever come back?","text_w_direction":"Has anyone ever come back?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11434,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"...We don't want them back, 'cause they're... stupid.","text_w_direction":"...We don't want them back, 'cause they're... stupid.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11435,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Business Student #3","text":"How far has your Herfindahl index declined since the merger?","text_w_direction":"How far has your Herfindahl index declined since the merger?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11436,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Nice try, how's your Pollack-says-what index?","text_w_direction":"Nice try, how's your Pollack-says-what index?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11437,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Business Student #3","text":"...What?","text_w_direction":"...What?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11438,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Thanks, Kowalsky. Um, can we get on track here?","text_w_direction":"Thanks, Kowalsky. Um, can we get on track here?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11439,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Business Student #1","text":"By your own employee's calculation you'll be obsolete in the next five to ten years.","text_w_direction":"By your own employee's calculation you'll be obsolete in the next five to ten years.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11440,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"...Wait, Ryan said that?","text_w_direction":"...Wait, Ryan said that?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11441,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"What are you doing? You'd better not hurt that little bat.","text_w_direction":"What are you doing? You'd better not hurt that little bat.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11442,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Creed","text":"Animals can't feel pain.","text_w_direction":"Animals can't feel pain.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11443,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"Don't hurt that bat, Creed! It's a living thing with feelings and a family!","text_w_direction":"Don't hurt that bat, Creed! It's a living thing with feelings and a family!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11444,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Flush him towards the door. On my go... NOW!","text_w_direction":"Flush him towards the door. On my go... NOW!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11445,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"AHH! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IIIT!","text_w_direction":"AHH! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IIIT!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11446,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"I... am a hero!","text_w_direction":"[locks bat in break room] I... am a hero!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11447,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah sure, you know business, sitting up here in your ivory tower. And your ebony tower. You know what? Tell you one thing, Dunder-Mifflin is here to stay.","text_w_direction":"Yeah sure, you know business, sitting up here in your ivory tower. And your ebony tower. You know what? Tell you one thing, Dunder-Mifflin is here to stay.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11448,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Business Student #2","text":"But how can you compete against a company with the resources of a nationwide chain?","text_w_direction":"But how can you compete against a company with the resources of a nationwide chain?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11449,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"David will always beat Goliath.","text_w_direction":"David will always beat Goliath.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11450,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Business Student #1","text":"But there's five Goliaths, there's... Staples, Officemax...","text_w_direction":"But there's five Goliaths, there's... Staples, Officemax...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11451,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, yeah. You know what else is facing five Goliaths? America. Al-Qaeda, global warming, s*x predators... mercury poisoning. So do we just give up? Is that what we're learning in business school?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, yeah. You know what else is facing five Goliaths? America. Al-Qaeda, global warming, s*x predators... mercury poisoning. So do we just give up? Is that what we're learning in business school?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11452,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Business Student #1","text":"But in the big picture...","text_w_direction":"But in the big picture...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11453,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Dunder-Mifflin is the big picture! Can't you understand that? No, you can't. You're too young. Ryan... has never made a sale. And he started a fire trying to make a cheesy pita. And everybody thinks he's a tease. Well you know what? He doesn't know anything, and neither do you. SO SUCK ON THAT!","text_w_direction":"Dunder-Mifflin is the big picture! Can't you understand that? No, you can't. You're too young. Ryan... has never made a sale. And he started a fire trying to make a cheesy pita. And everybody thinks he's a tease. Well you know what? He doesn't know anything, and neither do you. [walks out] SO SUCK ON THAT!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11454,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"...It wasn't personal.","text_w_direction":"...It wasn't personal.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11455,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Business is always personal. It's the most personal thing in the world. When we get back to the office, pack your things.","text_w_direction":"Business is always personal. It's the most personal thing in the world. When we get back to the office, pack your things.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11456,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"Pack my--?","text_w_direction":"Pack my--?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11457,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"You heard me, pack your things.","text_w_direction":"You heard me, pack your things.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11458,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Meredith","text":"I really want to come out!","text_w_direction":"I really want to come out!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11459,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Creed","text":"Good night, Mary Beth!","text_w_direction":"Good night, Mary Beth!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11460,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"So... you're cool to just wait here for animal control?","text_w_direction":"So... you're cool to just wait here for animal control?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11461,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Animal control? I've been controlling animals since I was six.","text_w_direction":"Animal control? I've been controlling animals since I was six.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11462,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Cool. Okay. I'm gonna go home and lie down, draw the shades... there's just so much sun in here... bye Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Cool. Okay. I'm gonna go home and lie down, draw the shades... there's just so much sun in here... bye Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11463,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Goodbye Jim. And good luck.","text_w_direction":"Goodbye Jim. And good luck.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11464,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim is on a path now. An eternal journey, and I wish him well. But I have a destiny in this realm. Specifically, in the kitchen.","text_w_direction":"Jim is on a path now. An eternal journey, and I wish him well. But I have a destiny in this realm. Specifically, in the kitchen.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11465,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"...And it's all from the same series.","text_w_direction":"...And it's all from the same series.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11466,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Woman","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11467,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Called 'Impressions.'","text_w_direction":"Called 'Impressions.'","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11468,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Woman","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11469,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Not that I call myself an impressionist, per se.","text_w_direction":"Not that I call myself an impressionist, per se.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11470,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Woman","text":"Maybe one day.","text_w_direction":"Maybe one day.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11471,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"I hope so.","text_w_direction":"I hope so.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11472,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Woman","text":"Mmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmm.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11473,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"I still need... you know, my breakthrough, or whatever. Hey, babe, how are you?","text_w_direction":"I still need... you know, my breakthrough, or whatever. [Woman leaves, Roy enters] Hey, babe, how are you?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11474,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Roy","text":"Good. Alright I brought my brother, huh?","text_w_direction":"Good. Alright I brought my brother, huh?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11475,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, Kenny.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Kenny.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11476,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kenny","text":"Hey Pam.","text_w_direction":"Hey Pam.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11477,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Roy","text":"How 'bout this, huh? I show up with my brother, and, no one from work is here? That's... pretty cool, huh?","text_w_direction":"How 'bout this, huh? I show up with my brother, and, no one from work is here? That's... pretty cool, huh?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11478,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Magic time. Gyeeeaahhh!","text_w_direction":"Magic time. Gyeeeaahhh! [puts bag over Meredith's head]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11479,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Meredith","text":"Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Get off! Get off me! Get off me!","text_w_direction":"Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Get off! Get off me! Get off me!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11480,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Hold still, woman!","text_w_direction":"Hold still, woman!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11481,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Meredith","text":"Get off me! Get it off! Ahhhh!","text_w_direction":"Get off me! Get it off! Ahhhh!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11482,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"... ... You're welcome.","text_w_direction":"...[captures bat in bag] ... You're welcome.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11483,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Roy","text":"It's cool if I go, right? I mean, I looked at all of them.","text_w_direction":"It's cool if I go, right? I mean, I looked at all of them.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11484,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, I'll just, I'll drive myself home.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I'll just, I'll drive myself home.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11485,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Roy","text":"To my place?","text_w_direction":"To my place?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11486,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Maybe, I'm a little tired.","text_w_direction":"Maybe, I'm a little tired.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11487,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Roy","text":"Your art.. was the prettiest art of... all art.","text_w_direction":"Your art.. was the prettiest art of... all art.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11488,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11489,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"Look, I'm sorry, okay? I was just trying to do my presentation, and... of course, I was wrong to suggest that Dunder-Mifflin might ever go out of business. But you don't have to fire me.","text_w_direction":"Look, I'm sorry, okay? I was just trying to do my presentation, and... of course, I was wrong to suggest that Dunder-Mifflin might ever go out of business. But you don't have to fire me.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11490,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Fire you? No, no no. You are moving... to the annex.","text_w_direction":"Fire you? No, no no. You are moving... to the annex.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11491,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"To the annex? Where... Kelly is?","text_w_direction":"To the annex? Where... Kelly is?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11492,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"A good manager doesn't fire people. He hires people and inspires people. ... People, Ryan. And people will never go out of business.","text_w_direction":"A good manager doesn't fire people. He hires people and inspires people. ... People, Ryan. And people will never go out of business.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11493,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"You're the one who said we needed more culture.","text_w_direction":"You're the one who said we needed more culture.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11494,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Gil","text":"This is culture to you?","text_w_direction":"This is culture to you?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11495,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"It's her first try.","text_w_direction":"It's her first try.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11496,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Gil","text":"Yeah, on Van Gogh's first try, he drew the hands of the peasants.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, on Van Gogh's first try, he drew the hands of the peasants.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11497,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Meaning what?","text_w_direction":"Meaning what?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11498,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Gil","text":"Meaning, real art takes courage, okay? And honesty.","text_w_direction":"Meaning, real art takes courage, okay? And honesty.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11499,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Well, those aren't Pam's strong points.","text_w_direction":"Well, those aren't Pam's strong points.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11500,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Gil","text":"Yeah, exactly. That's why this is... motel art.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, exactly. That's why this is... motel art.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11501,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Artist","text":"Thanks for coming.","text_w_direction":"Thanks for coming.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11502,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Pam-casso! Sorry I'm late, I had to race across town.","text_w_direction":"Pam-casso! Sorry I'm late, I had to race across town.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11503,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11504,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Wow! You did these... freehand?","text_w_direction":"Wow! You did these... freehand?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11505,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11506,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"My God, these could be tracings! Ohh! Look at this one. Wow! You nailed it. ... How much?","text_w_direction":"My God, these could be tracings! Ohh! Look at this one. Wow! You nailed it. [sighs] ... How much?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11507,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"What do you mean?","text_w_direction":"What do you mean?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11508,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I don't see a... price.","text_w_direction":"I don't see a... price.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11509,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Um... you wanna buy it?","text_w_direction":"Um... you wanna buy it?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11510,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Well, yeah. Yeah, we have to have it for the office. I mean, there's my... window, and there's my car! That your car?","text_w_direction":"Well, yeah. Yeah, we have to have it for the office. I mean, there's my... window, and there's my car! That your car?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11511,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Uh-huh.","text_w_direction":"Uh-huh.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11512,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"That is our building... and we sell paper. ... I am really proud of you.","text_w_direction":"That is our building... and we sell paper. ... I am really proud of you.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11513,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"... Thank you.","text_w_direction":"[hugs Michael] ... Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11514,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11515,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Do you have something in your pocket?","text_w_direction":"Do you have something in your pocket?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11516,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"...Chunky. Do you want half?","text_w_direction":"...Chunky. Do you want half?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11517,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"No thank you.","text_w_direction":"No thank you.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11518,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11519,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"It is... a message. It is an inspiration, it is... a source of beauty. And without paper, it could not have happened. Unless, you had a camera.","text_w_direction":"It is... a message. It is an inspiration, it is... a source of beauty. And without paper, it could not have happened. Unless, you had a camera.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11520,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God...","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11521,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"It's only temporary, okay? Don't get excited.","text_w_direction":"It's only temporary, okay? Don't get excited.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11522,"season":3,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Business School","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"I won't, I won't, I won't, I won't, I won't, I won't, I won't, I won't, I won't, I won't, I won't, I won't...","text_w_direction":"I won't, I won't, I won't, I won't, I won't, I won't, I won't, I won't, I won't, I won't, I won't, I won't...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2622,"air_date":"2007-02-15"}
{"index":11523,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Can you confirm that the straps are tight?","text_w_direction":"Can you confirm that the straps are tight?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11524,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes. But this seems to be...","text_w_direction":"Yes. But this [pulls at straight jacket] seems to be...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11525,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"And now, the chains.","text_w_direction":"And now, the chains.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11526,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"A lot of people think that magic camp is just for kids. And that's why so many other people in my class were kids. Self fulfilling prophecy. It's um, it's really for anybody with a dream and a belief in magic and a little extra time after school.","text_w_direction":"A lot of people think that magic camp is just for kids. And that's why so many other people in my class were kids. Self fulfilling prophecy. It's um, it's really for anybody with a dream and a belief in magic and a little extra time after school.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11527,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"MAGIC MAGIC Magic Magic magic magic... And now, Michael the Magic, will attempt to escape from extreme bondage. Can he do it? I don't see how he can.","text_w_direction":"MAGIC MAGIC Magic Magic magic magic... And now, Michael the Magic, will attempt to escape from extreme bondage. [Kevin giggles] Can he do it? I don't see how he can.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11528,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I know how. Dislocate his shoulder and slip his arm out from underneath.","text_w_direction":"I know how. Dislocate his shoulder and slip his arm out from underneath.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11529,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No. No. Everyone, now count down with me. THREE!","text_w_direction":"No. No. Everyone, now count down with me. THREE!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11530,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Sorry, quick thing. Is it true that if you can't get out, you don't want anyone to help you?","text_w_direction":"Sorry, quick thing. Is it true that if you can't get out, you don't want anyone to help you?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11531,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I will get out. Oh yes, I will.","text_w_direction":"I will get out. Oh yes, I will.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11532,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"So we shouldn't help you, no matter how much you might beg and plead?","text_w_direction":"So we shouldn't help you, no matter how much you might beg and plead?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11533,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No. Alright, this is getting hot. So let's just do this. Ok, ready? Three, two, one, go.","text_w_direction":"No. Alright, this is getting hot. So let's just do this. Ok, ready? Three, two, one, go. [Michael spits out key, Jim covers it with his foot.]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11534,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"AHHHH!","text_w_direction":"AHHHH!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11535,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Is everything ok, Michael?","text_w_direction":"Is everything ok, Michael?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11536,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11537,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I cannot tell you how I plan to escape. Other than by using magic. That is the magician's code. Separately, on an unrelated note, if you happen to find a small brass key...","text_w_direction":"I cannot tell you how I plan to escape. Other than by using magic. That is the magician's code. Separately, on an unrelated note, if you happen to find a small brass key...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11538,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11539,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[trumpet sounds]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11540,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Ready? Come on guys. Early worm gets the worm.","text_w_direction":"Ready? Come on guys. Early worm gets the worm.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11541,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Another worm? Like, are they friends?","text_w_direction":"Another worm? Like, are they friends?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11542,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"It's early bird gets the worm.","text_w_direction":"It's early bird gets the worm.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11543,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Pam, would you smell my breath?","text_w_direction":"Pam, would you smell my breath?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11544,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"No, no.","text_w_direction":"No, no.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11545,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Let me smell. Good, not great.","text_w_direction":"Let me smell. [Michael breathes at Dwight] Good, not great.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11546,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"\"Michael, you go to parties all the time, why is tonight so special?\" Well, tonight is so special because my boss's boss's boss, the CFO, not his initials, common mistake, is having a little shindig for all the managers in the company. And Jan and I are going as a couple. For the first time. So it's kind of our coming out party. Really. And that is why tonight is so special.","text_w_direction":"\"Michael, you go to parties all the time, why is tonight so special?\" Well, tonight is so special because my boss's boss's boss, the CFO, not his initials, common mistake, is having a little shindig for all the managers in the company. And Jan and I are going as a couple. For the first time. So it's kind of our coming out party. Really. And that is why tonight is so special.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11547,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Jimbo, last chance to carpool.","text_w_direction":"Jimbo, last chance to carpool.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11548,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh no thanks, I think Karen and I will take my car.","text_w_direction":"Oh no thanks, I think Karen and I will take my car.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11549,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Sure? Might be a good idea.","text_w_direction":"Sure? Might be a good idea.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11550,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11551,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Go in together, could save some gas, have some fun, long trip.","text_w_direction":"Go in together, could save some gas, have some fun, long trip.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11552,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11553,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Play some games?","text_w_direction":"Play some games?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11554,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh. Um. I think we're good.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Um. I think we're good.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11555,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I spy?","text_w_direction":"I spy?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11556,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11557,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Why don't I wanna go? Didn't expect to need a reason, so let me think here. Um. I don't know any of these people. It's an obligation. I don't like talking paper in my free time, or in my work time. And, did I use the word pointless?","text_w_direction":"Why don't I wanna go? Didn't expect to need a reason, so let me think here. Um. I don't know any of these people. It's an obligation. I don't like talking paper in my free time, or in my work time. And, did I use the word pointless?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11558,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Thanks for inviting me along.","text_w_direction":"Thanks for inviting me along.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11559,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, sure. Really didn't give it any thought. Wait, should you be going? Heh-woh you.","text_w_direction":"Oh, sure. Really didn't give it any thought. Wait, should you be going? [phone rings] Heh-woh you.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11560,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Michael?","text_w_direction":"Michael?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11561,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, Buttercup.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Buttercup.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11562,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11563,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I am on my way. I should be there in about 15...","text_w_direction":"I am on my way. I should be there in about 15...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11564,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Let's just blow this party off.","text_w_direction":"Let's just blow this party off.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11565,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"That's what she said.","text_w_direction":"That's what she said.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11566,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Am I on speaker phone?","text_w_direction":"Am I on speaker phone?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11567,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, yes you are.","text_w_direction":"Uh, yes you are.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11568,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Is anybody else in the...","text_w_direction":"Is anybody else in the...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11569,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Hello, Jan.","text_w_direction":"Hello, Jan.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11570,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Hi, Dwight. Ok, Michael, take me off speaker phone.","text_w_direction":"Hi, Dwight. Ok, Michael, take me off speaker phone.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11571,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No problem.","text_w_direction":"No problem. [doesn't turn off speakerphone]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11572,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Ok. Let's just go to a motel...","text_w_direction":"Ok. Let's just go to a motel...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11573,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11574,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"...and just like rip into each other like we did on that black sand beach in Jamaica.","text_w_direction":"...and just like rip into each other like we did on that black sand beach in Jamaica.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11575,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Ok. Jan. Jan? This party is actually a really big step for us. So, I...","text_w_direction":"Ok. Jan. Jan? This party is actually a really big step for us. So, I...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11576,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Still on speaker?","text_w_direction":"Still on speaker?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11577,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Ummm... I don't know.","text_w_direction":"Ummm... I don't know.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11578,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Are camera's there?","text_w_direction":"Are camera's there?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11579,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Maybe.","text_w_direction":"Maybe.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11580,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"See you soon.","text_w_direction":"See you soon.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11581,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11582,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Talk to you later, Jan.","text_w_direction":"Talk to you later, Jan.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11583,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Alright. Bye.","text_w_direction":"Alright. Bye.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11584,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, Michael left early, so a bunch of us are going to go to Poor Richard's for happy hour. You should come.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Michael left early, so a bunch of us are going to go to Poor Richard's for happy hour. You should come.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11585,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Roy","text":"I can't. My brother, he just unloaded the jet ski's and kinda took a bath, so... we're going to go get hammered.","text_w_direction":"I can't. My brother, he just unloaded the jet ski's and kinda took a bath, so... we're going to go get hammered.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11586,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Ok, well, we're going to a bar. Hey. You have to come to stuff with me. I'm serious! If you're going to be my boyfriend, you have to do boyfriend things.","text_w_direction":"Ok, well, we're going to a bar. Hey. You have to come to stuff with me. I'm serious! If you're going to be my boyfriend, you have to do boyfriend things.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11587,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Roy","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11588,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I have decided that I'm going to be more honest. I'm going to tell people what I want. Directly. So, look out world, cause ol' Pammy is getting what she wants. And, don't call me Pammy.","text_w_direction":"I have decided that I'm going to be more honest. I'm going to tell people what I want. Directly. So, look out world, cause ol' Pammy is getting what she wants. And, don't call me Pammy.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11589,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Beauty. Thank you sir!","text_w_direction":"Beauty. Thank you sir!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11590,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Salad.","text_w_direction":"Salad.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11591,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11592,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"You dressed exactly like the servants.","text_w_direction":"You dressed exactly like the servants.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11593,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Shut up. Ok, change shirts with me.","text_w_direction":"Shut up. Ok, change shirts with me.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11594,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait. I don't think yours will fit me.","text_w_direction":"Wait. I don't think yours will fit me.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11595,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I don't care. Oh, wow. Here. Don't put my jacket. Don't give me that.","text_w_direction":"I don't care. Oh, wow. Here. Don't put my jacket. Don't give me that.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11596,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"That would have been really embarrassing.","text_w_direction":"That would have been really embarrassing.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11597,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11598,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Crisis averted.","text_w_direction":"Crisis averted.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11599,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11600,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, that duck is so cute.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that duck is so cute.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11601,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Hey Pam.","text_w_direction":"Hey Pam.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11602,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Hey guys.","text_w_direction":"Hey guys.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11603,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Oscar. Angela.","text_w_direction":"Oscar. Angela.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11604,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11605,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Actually, it's polite to arrive early. And smart. Only really good friends show up early. Ergo de facto. Go to a party really early. Become a really good friend.","text_w_direction":"Actually, it's polite to arrive early. And smart. Only really good friends show up early. Ergo de facto. Go to a party really early. Become a really good friend.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11606,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, um, potato salad.","text_w_direction":"Oh, um, potato salad.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11607,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"It's from both of us.","text_w_direction":"It's from both of us.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11608,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No, it's not.","text_w_direction":"No, it's not.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11609,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Rachel","text":"Wonderful, let's, ah, see where we can put this. Ok.","text_w_direction":"Wonderful, let's, ah, see where we can put this. Ok.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11610,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, you probably want to leave the cover on until the guests get here.","text_w_direction":"Oh, you probably want to leave the cover on until the guests get here.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11611,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"It's been sitting in my car all day. Sun beating down on the mayonnaise. Just, you never know.","text_w_direction":"It's been sitting in my car all day. Sun beating down on the mayonnaise. Just, you never know.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11612,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Kevin, you and Stacy set a date yet?","text_w_direction":"Kevin, you and Stacy set a date yet?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11613,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11614,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh my God, when is it?","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, when is it?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11615,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"It's complicated. I would appreciate some space on this.","text_w_direction":"It's complicated. I would appreciate some space on this.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11616,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Roy","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11617,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Hey. You made it.","text_w_direction":"Hey. You made it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11618,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Roy","text":"You said it was important, so... How's it going?","text_w_direction":"You said it was important, so... How's it going?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11619,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kenny","text":"What's up, Pam.","text_w_direction":"What's up, Pam.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11620,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Hey Kenny, sorry about the jet skis.","text_w_direction":"Hey Kenny, sorry about the jet skis.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11621,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Roy","text":"You guys, uh, want a round, on me?","text_w_direction":"You guys, uh, want a round, on me?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11622,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Everyone","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11623,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Roy","text":"Yeah? Get you a drink.","text_w_direction":"Yeah? Get you a drink.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11624,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kenny","text":"Thanks man.","text_w_direction":"Thanks man.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11625,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"No thank you, Roy.","text_w_direction":"No thank you, Roy.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11626,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, you know that line on the top of the shrimp? That's feces.","text_w_direction":"Oh, you know that line on the top of the shrimp? That's feces.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11627,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"What are you looking for? You bring dip?","text_w_direction":"What are you looking for? You bring dip?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11628,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"I'm sure that it's catered. I need you to sign these, Michael. It's a waver of some of your rights. You should read it carefully. It releases the company in the event that our relationship, in your opinion or in reality, interferes with work. You get a copy, I get a copy, and a third copy goes to HR.","text_w_direction":"I'm sure that it's catered. I need you to sign these, Michael. It's a waver of some of your rights. You should read it carefully. It releases the company in the event that our relationship, in your opinion or in reality, interferes with work. You get a copy, I get a copy, and a third copy goes to HR.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11629,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Awesome. I'm going to frame mine. I could frame yours too.","text_w_direction":"Awesome. I'm going to frame mine. I could frame yours too.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11630,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"You realize this is a legal document that says you can't sue the company.","text_w_direction":"You realize this is a legal document that says you can't sue the company.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11631,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Over our love.","text_w_direction":"Over our love.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11632,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"I've never told you that I love you.","text_w_direction":"I've never told you that I love you.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11633,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You don't have to, Jan. This contract says it all.","text_w_direction":"You don't have to, Jan. This contract says it all.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11634,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"I am taking a calculated risk. What's the upside? I overcome my nausea, fall deeply in love, babies, normalcy, no more self loathing. Downside? I, uh, date Michael Scott publicly and collapse in on myself like a dying star.","text_w_direction":"I am taking a calculated risk. What's the upside? I overcome my nausea, fall deeply in love, babies, normalcy, no more self loathing. Downside? I, uh, date Michael Scott publicly and collapse in on myself like a dying star.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11635,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"What's this over the \"i\"?","text_w_direction":"What's this over the \"i\"?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11636,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"It's a heart.","text_w_direction":"It's a heart.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11637,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Why is this so hard? That's what she said. Oh my God. What am I saying?","text_w_direction":"Why is this so hard? That's what she said. Oh my God. What am I saying?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11638,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I love this woman!","text_w_direction":"I love this woman!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11639,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Oh, no. Michael, please. Michael, please.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no. Michael, please. Michael, please.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11640,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Do you ever watch Battlestar Galactica?","text_w_direction":"Do you ever watch Battlestar Galactica?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11641,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dan Gore","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11642,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"No? Then you are an idiot.","text_w_direction":"No? Then you are an idiot.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11643,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Rachel","text":"Hello Michael.","text_w_direction":"Hello Michael.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11644,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Rachel. Boy, you clean up good. Place looks great with all the lights on. And everything. Actually looks bigger with people in it. It's weird. So...","text_w_direction":"Rachel. Boy, you clean up good. Place looks great with all the lights on. And everything. Actually looks bigger with people in it. It's weird. So...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11645,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"David","text":"Jan, glad you could make it.","text_w_direction":"Jan, glad you could make it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11646,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Of course, of course, David. Do you remember Michael Scott?","text_w_direction":"Of course, of course, David. Do you remember Michael Scott?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11647,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"David","text":"Of course I do.","text_w_direction":"Of course I do.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11648,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"From the Scranton Branch.","text_w_direction":"From the Scranton Branch.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11649,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Jan and I are lovers. It feels so good to finally say that out loud.","text_w_direction":"Jan and I are lovers. It feels so good to finally say that out loud.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11650,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"David, can I, um, speak to you privately for just a moment, please.","text_w_direction":"David, can I, um, speak to you privately for just a moment, please.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11651,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Rachel","text":"Excuse me.","text_w_direction":"Excuse me.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11652,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11653,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Oh. No. Actually, one of these is supposed to be a lite.","text_w_direction":"[looks at beers] Oh. [Starts to walk away, turns around] No. Actually, one of these is supposed to be a lite.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11654,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Bartender","text":"Oh, sorry.","text_w_direction":"Oh, sorry.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11655,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Man","text":"So did the merger go smoothly, or?","text_w_direction":"So did the merger go smoothly, or?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11656,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"It did. Like butter. Mike Myers, SNL. You should ask Karen, she was one of them.","text_w_direction":"It did. Like butter. Mike Myers, SNL. You should ask Karen, she was one of them.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11657,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Karen","text":"I'm the only one left. Everyone else was either fired or quit. And there is one in Anger Management.","text_w_direction":"I'm the only one left. Everyone else was either fired or quit. And there is one in Anger Management.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11658,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, but you're great now, right? We're all great. Aren't we great?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but you're great now, right? We're all great. Aren't we great?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11659,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"We're good. Michael, stop. Please stop that, ok?","text_w_direction":"We're good. [Michael tries to kiss Jan] Michael, stop. Please stop that, ok?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11660,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Rachel","text":"Can I get anyone anything, or?","text_w_direction":"Can I get anyone anything, or?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11661,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I could go for an appeteaser.","text_w_direction":"I could go for an appeteaser.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11662,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Martini please.","text_w_direction":"Martini please.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11663,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Bagel bites or something.","text_w_direction":"Bagel bites or something.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11664,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Karen","text":"Rachel, your house is beautiful.","text_w_direction":"Rachel, your house is beautiful.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11665,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Rachel","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11666,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"What's the square footage?","text_w_direction":"What's the square footage?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11667,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"David","text":"About 5,000.","text_w_direction":"About 5,000.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11668,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Does that include the garage?","text_w_direction":"Does that include the garage?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11669,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight, wow. That's not appropriate.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, wow. That's not appropriate.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11670,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm just...","text_w_direction":"I'm just...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11671,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"David","text":"I don't know","text_w_direction":"I don't know","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11672,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"It's a common question.","text_w_direction":"It's a common question.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11673,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"David, how much did this house cost?","text_w_direction":"David, how much did this house cost?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11674,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"These old colonials are great, when they're sound. I'd love to take a look around.","text_w_direction":"These old colonials are great, when they're sound. I'd love to take a look around.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11675,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Rachel","text":"I'll show you around.","text_w_direction":"I'll show you around.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11676,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Cool, let's start with the banisters.","text_w_direction":"Cool, let's start with the banisters.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11677,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Karen","text":"Hey, do you see that guy behind you in the blue blazer against the wall?","text_w_direction":"Hey, do you see that guy behind you in the blue blazer against the wall?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11678,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11679,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Karen","text":"That's Drake. And just so you know, I don't want to be weird or anything, but we use to date.","text_w_direction":"That's Drake. And just so you know, I don't want to be weird or anything, but we use to date.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11680,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, ok. Cool. Thanks for telling me.","text_w_direction":"Oh, ok. Cool. Thanks for telling me.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11681,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Karen","text":"And it didn't end well.","text_w_direction":"And it didn't end well.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11682,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Gotcha. Alright.","text_w_direction":"Gotcha. Alright.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11683,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"David","text":"This was a gift from Lee Iacocca. Twenty year old, single malt scotch.","text_w_direction":"This was a gift from Lee Iacocca. Twenty year old, single malt scotch.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11684,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Here is to Mr. Iacocca and his failed experiment, the De Lorean.","text_w_direction":"Here is to Mr. Iacocca and his failed experiment, the De Lorean. [takes sip, coughs violently]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11685,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"You ok?","text_w_direction":"You ok?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11686,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. Do you have any ice?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Do you have any ice?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11687,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"David","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11688,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"How about some Splenda?","text_w_direction":"How about some Splenda?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11689,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Roy","text":"One, two, three, up Jenkins! Down Jenkins. Oh, I think I heard the quarter over here.","text_w_direction":"One, two, three, up Jenkins! Down Jenkins. Oh, I think I heard the quarter over here.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11690,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kenny","text":"Where?","text_w_direction":"Where?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11691,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Roy","text":"On this side.","text_w_direction":"On this side.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11692,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"No, it is definitely under one of these hands.","text_w_direction":"No, it is definitely under one of these hands. [points to Meredith and Kelly's hands]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11693,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"I think I heard it on Roy's side.","text_w_direction":"I think I heard it on Roy's side.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11694,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"No, it is here.","text_w_direction":"No, it is here.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11695,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Not here. Not here. Not here. Not here.","text_w_direction":"[tapping Meredith and Kelly's hands] Not here. Not here. Not here. Not here.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11696,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Good thing you didn't listen to me.","text_w_direction":"Good thing you didn't listen to me.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11697,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah, close one.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, close one.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11698,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Roy","text":"Not here. Not here. It's either here or here. Not here..","text_w_direction":"[points at one of Stanley's hands and one of Pam's] Not here. Not here. It's either here or here. [Stares at Pam] Not here. [Points at Stanley's hand].","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11699,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kenny","text":"YES!","text_w_direction":"YES!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11700,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Nice job.","text_w_direction":"Nice job.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11701,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Roy","text":"I can read you like a book.","text_w_direction":"I can read you like a book.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11702,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Oh yeah?","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11703,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Roy","text":"You can't keep anything from me.","text_w_direction":"You can't keep anything from me.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11704,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Student 1","text":"Hey Creed.","text_w_direction":"Hey Creed.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11705,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"Hey! What are you guys doing here?","text_w_direction":"Hey! What are you guys doing here?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11706,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Student 2","text":"You're the man buddy.","text_w_direction":"You're the man buddy.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11707,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"I run a small fake ID company from my car with a laminating machine I swiped from the sheriff's station.","text_w_direction":"I run a small fake ID company from my car with a laminating machine I swiped from the sheriff's station.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11708,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Huh. Yeah, these studs are way too far apart. What's in here?.","text_w_direction":"Huh. [Bangs on wall] Yeah, these studs are way too far apart. What's in here? [Opens door].","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11709,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Rachel","text":"Uh, that's a guest room.","text_w_direction":"Uh, that's a guest room.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11710,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Just the one window?","text_w_direction":"Just the one window?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11711,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Rachel","text":"Oh. I must get that. You'll have to excuse me.","text_w_direction":"[phone rings] Oh. I must get that. You'll have to excuse me.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11712,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Are those real pearls?","text_w_direction":"Are those real pearls?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11713,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Rachel","text":"Uh, yes.","text_w_direction":"Uh, yes.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11714,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Good.","text_w_direction":"[tests smoke detector] Good.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11715,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Well, it was nice meeting you guys. Take care.","text_w_direction":"Well, it was nice meeting you guys. Take care.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11716,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Karen","text":"Well, if you're wondering why his wife was staring daggers at me, it's because I kinda saw him for a little bit while they were separated.","text_w_direction":"Well, if you're wondering why his wife was staring daggers at me, it's because I kinda saw him for a little bit while they were separated.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11717,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh. Hadn't noticed.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Hadn't noticed.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11718,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Karen","text":"Really? I thought it was so obvious. I'm glad it didn't make you uncomfortable.","text_w_direction":"Really? I thought it was so obvious. I'm glad it didn't make you uncomfortable.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11719,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"No, it was before I knew you so, its fine.","text_w_direction":"No, it was before I knew you so, its fine.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11720,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"This one really smells like vanilla. Check that out.","text_w_direction":"This one really smells like vanilla. Check that out.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11721,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"It's nice.","text_w_direction":"It's nice.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11722,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You and the misses should join us at Sandals Jamaica next Christmas.","text_w_direction":"You and the misses should join us at Sandals Jamaica next Christmas.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11723,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"I, Michael, I think David probably wants to spend Christmas here with his family.","text_w_direction":"I, Michael, I think David probably wants to spend Christmas here with his family.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11724,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh yeah, they don't allow kids at Sandals. They are persona non gratis... there. But it's fun. It's an awesome place. You would not believe how low this girl can limbo.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah, they don't allow kids at Sandals. They are persona non gratis... there. But it's fun. It's an awesome place. You would not believe how low this girl can limbo.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11725,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11726,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Crazy.","text_w_direction":"Crazy.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11727,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"I'm sorry. You're just going to have to excuse us for just a couple minutes.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry. You're just going to have to excuse us for just a couple minutes.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11728,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Ok. Excuse me. What's going on? What is it?","text_w_direction":"Ok. Excuse me. What's going on? What is it?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11729,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Sorry. Michael, come here. Just, just, just, just.","text_w_direction":"Sorry. Michael, come here. Just, just, just, just. [kisses Michael]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11730,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11731,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Don't you know what I'm doing?","text_w_direction":"Don't you know what I'm doing?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11732,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, but you could tell me. What... What is that? Why are you? Why are we going in the bathroom? I thought this is where you liked your privacy.","text_w_direction":"Yes, but you could tell me. What... What is that? Why are you? Why are we going in the bathroom? I thought this is where you liked your privacy.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11733,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Shut up.","text_w_direction":"Shut up.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11734,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"What has gotten into you?","text_w_direction":"What has gotten into you?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11735,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Come on.","text_w_direction":"Come on.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11736,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11737,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11738,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Come on, let's go back to the party.","text_w_direction":"Come on, let's go back to the party.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11739,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Just let me loosen my dress.","text_w_direction":"Just let me loosen my dress.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11740,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Don't take that dress. Stop it, Jan.","text_w_direction":"Don't take that dress. Stop it, Jan.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11741,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11742,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no, means please don't. Please.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, means please don't. Please.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11743,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Slam me up against the wall, right here.","text_w_direction":"Slam me up against the wall, right here.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11744,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I'm not going to slam you up against the wall.","text_w_direction":"I'm not going to slam you up against the wall.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11745,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Oh, please.","text_w_direction":"Oh, please.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11746,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You're acting inappropriate. Jan.","text_w_direction":"You're acting inappropriate. Jan.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11747,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Oh, I'm acting inappropriate? Get out.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'm acting inappropriate? Get out.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11748,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"Here.","text_w_direction":"Here. [hands Pam a duck stuffed animal]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11749,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, where have you been all night? I was looking forward to hanging out with you.","text_w_direction":"Hey, where have you been all night? I was looking forward to hanging out with you.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11750,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"I was...","text_w_direction":"I was...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11751,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, don't you have a daughter?","text_w_direction":"Hey, don't you have a daughter?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11752,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"[takes duck back] Yes.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11753,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh good, you're up. Hey, who makes this chair?","text_w_direction":"Oh good, you're up. Hey, who makes this chair?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11754,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Child","text":"I don't know, it was here when I was born.","text_w_direction":"I don't know, it was here when I was born.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11755,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I want one. It's got good solid construction. Comfortable. What is this? Oak?","text_w_direction":"I want one. It's got good solid construction. Comfortable. What is this? Oak?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11756,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Child","text":"I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11757,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"What do you know?","text_w_direction":"What do you know?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11758,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"David","text":"God, I hate these parties. Do you want to sneak out back and shoot some hoops? Meet me outside in two minutes.","text_w_direction":"God, I hate these parties. Do you want to sneak out back and shoot some hoops? Meet me outside in two minutes.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11759,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"You stay here and have fun, because I'm going to go out back and shoot hoops with David Wallace.","text_w_direction":"You stay here and have fun, because I'm going to go out back and shoot hoops with David Wallace.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11760,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Karen","text":"Ok. Oh, um, don't mention that you and I are dating cause I think he might still have feelings for me.","text_w_direction":"Ok. Oh, um, don't mention that you and I are dating cause I think he might still have feelings for me.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11761,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Wallace? What the hell, have you dated like every guy here? Wow. Ok. You got me.","text_w_direction":"Wallace? What the hell, have you dated like every guy here? [Karen smiles and gives herself away] Wow. Ok. You got me.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11762,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Karen","text":"I so got you.","text_w_direction":"I so got you.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11763,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"So, none of them?","text_w_direction":"So, none of them?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11764,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Karen","text":"Of course not. I mean, you're kind of like, my first.","text_w_direction":"Of course not. I mean, you're kind of like, my first.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11765,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11766,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Karen","text":"Oh my God, it's so easy. Fun.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, it's so easy. Fun.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11767,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11768,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Karen","text":"Hey Jan.","text_w_direction":"Hey Jan.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11769,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Not too good.","text_w_direction":"Not too good.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11770,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Rachel","text":"Did you get a chance to try Michael's homemade potato salad?","text_w_direction":"Did you get a chance to try Michael's homemade potato salad?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11771,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Rachel thinks that I brought homemade potato salad and I just picked it up at the supermarket. It's funny. I wish I could make potato salad that good. It's just potatoes and mayonnaise. There is something wrong with Jan.","text_w_direction":"Rachel thinks that I brought homemade potato salad and I just picked it up at the supermarket. It's funny. I wish I could make potato salad that good. It's just potatoes and mayonnaise. There is something wrong with Jan.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11772,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"David","text":"What's ah, what's with Jan and Michael?","text_w_direction":"What's ah, what's with Jan and Michael?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11773,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I don't know. Where to begin? My ball.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. Where to begin? My ball.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11774,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"The chimney is in decent shape. Not great. I found some termite damage in a crawl space and some structural flaws in the foundation so all in all, it was a pretty fun cocktail party.","text_w_direction":"The chimney is in decent shape. Not great. I found some termite damage in a crawl space and some structural flaws in the foundation so all in all, it was a pretty fun cocktail party.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11775,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Roy","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11776,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I want us to make it. I want a fresh start.","text_w_direction":"I want us to make it. I want a fresh start.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11777,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Roy","text":"That's awesome. That's what I want.","text_w_direction":"That's awesome. That's what I want.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11778,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Oh ok, but in order for us to make it, there can't be any secrets between us.","text_w_direction":"Oh ok, but in order for us to make it, there can't be any secrets between us.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11779,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Roy","text":"I didn't do anything. Ask anyone, I totally could have and I didn't at all.","text_w_direction":"I didn't do anything. Ask anyone, I totally could have and I didn't at all.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11780,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Just listen. Remember that casino night about a month before we were supposed to get married? I kissed Jim.","text_w_direction":"Just listen. Remember that casino night about a month before we were supposed to get married? I kissed Jim.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11781,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Roy","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11782,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"He told me how he felt and I guess I had feelings too, and we kissed.","text_w_direction":"He told me how he felt and I guess I had feelings too, and we kissed.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11783,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Roy","text":"Jim came on to you?","text_w_direction":"Jim came on to you?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11784,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Just listen.","text_w_direction":"Just listen.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11785,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Roy","text":"No, I am listening! That's the problem I am listening!","text_w_direction":"No, I am listening! That's the problem I am listening!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11786,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Don't yell!","text_w_direction":"Don't yell!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11787,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Roy","text":"Don't yell?!","text_w_direction":"Don't yell?!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11788,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"This is over.","text_w_direction":"This is over.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11789,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Roy","text":"Yeah, you're right. This is so over. You kidding me, Pam!? Come on! God!","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you're right. This is so over. You kidding me, Pam!? Come on! God!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11790,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kenny","text":"Damn jet skis!","text_w_direction":"Damn jet skis!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11791,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Our first fight. If this is about what happened in the bathroom, there was no place to cuddle...","text_w_direction":"Our first fight. If this is about what happened in the bathroom, there was no place to cuddle...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11792,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"I feel sick.","text_w_direction":"I feel sick.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11793,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You didn't have any of the potato salad did you?","text_w_direction":"You didn't have any of the potato salad did you?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11794,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"No, we were good when we were just running around, you know, in secret. It was wrong and it was exciting. Maybe it was a mistake to take it public.","text_w_direction":"No, we were good when we were just running around, you know, in secret. It was wrong and it was exciting. Maybe it was a mistake to take it public.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11795,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well, if that's the way you feel, my lady, then you have hurt me greatly.","text_w_direction":"Well, if that's the way you feel, my lady, then you have hurt me greatly.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11796,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Please don't cry.","text_w_direction":"Please don't cry.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11797,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I'm not going to cry. I feel like it but I am not going to. Why don't you just take your stupid love contract and tear it up into a million little pieces.","text_w_direction":"I'm not going to cry. I feel like it but I am not going to. Why don't you just take your stupid love contract and tear it up into a million little pieces.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11798,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"It was never a love contract, Michael and besides, I have already given a copy to David and it would be just as embarrassing to get it back as I was handing it to him.","text_w_direction":"It was never a love contract, Michael and besides, I have already given a copy to David and it would be just as embarrassing to get it back as I was handing it to him.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11799,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I want the house, Jan. I want the picket fence. I want the ketchup fights and the tickling, and the giggling.","text_w_direction":"I want the house, Jan. I want the picket fence. I want the ketchup fights and the tickling, and the giggling.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11800,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"I didn't mean it. I was...","text_w_direction":"I didn't mean it. I was...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11801,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Whatever.","text_w_direction":"Whatever.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11802,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Tired. I'm tired. And I didn't eat enough. And, and, that's all. That was it.","text_w_direction":"Tired. I'm tired. And I didn't eat enough. And, and, that's all. That was it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11803,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"That's all, you didn't mean it?","text_w_direction":"That's all, you didn't mean it?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11804,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"That's all. I didn't mean it. That's all. I'm just saying I didn't mean it.","text_w_direction":"That's all. I didn't mean it. That's all. I'm just saying I didn't mean it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11805,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I love you, Jan.","text_w_direction":"I love you, Jan.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11806,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11807,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Don't break up you guys, you're great together.","text_w_direction":"Don't break up you guys, you're great together.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11808,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Roy","text":"Are they going to call the cops?","text_w_direction":"Are they going to call the cops?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11809,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kenny","text":"No, I paid them off.","text_w_direction":"No, I paid them off.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11810,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Roy","text":"Jet ski money?","text_w_direction":"Jet ski money?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11811,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kenny","text":"All of it.","text_w_direction":"All of it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11812,"season":3,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Cocktails","director":"J.J. Abrams","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Roy","text":"I'm gonna kill Jim Halpert.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna kill Jim Halpert.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2264,"air_date":"2007-02-22"}
{"index":11813,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"So do you want to see it or not?","text_w_direction":"So do you want to see it or not?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11814,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"I don't know. Feel like... Friday night crowds...","text_w_direction":"I don't know. Feel like... Friday night crowds...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11815,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Oh my God, you're like, agoraphobic.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, you're like, agoraphobic.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11816,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Agoraphobic?","text_w_direction":"Agoraphobic?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11817,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11818,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11819,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Yeah! You would rather sit on your couch and watch a Phillies game, than go out to a movie with your awesome girlfriend.","text_w_direction":"Yeah! You would rather sit on your couch and watch a Phillies game, than go out to a movie with your awesome girlfriend.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11820,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Absolutely correct.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely correct.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11821,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Later, Jim.","text_w_direction":"Later, Jim.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11822,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Kev, have a good weekend.","text_w_direction":"Kev, have a good weekend.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11823,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Bye. Ok, so this is what's gonna happen. You're gonna suck it up.","text_w_direction":"Bye. Ok, so this is what's gonna happen. You're gonna suck it up.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11824,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Here we go...","text_w_direction":"Here we go...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11825,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"...and we're gonna go to dinner.","text_w_direction":"...and we're gonna go to dinner.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11826,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Ok...","text_w_direction":"Ok...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11827,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"And then we're gonna go to the movies.","text_w_direction":"And then we're gonna go to the movies.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11828,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Sounds good.","text_w_direction":"Sounds good.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11829,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Roy","text":"Hey Halpert!","text_w_direction":"Hey Halpert!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11830,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Hey...","text_w_direction":"Hey... [Roy lunges towards Jim]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11831,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"ROY!","text_w_direction":"ROY!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11832,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"","text_w_direction":"[shrieks]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11833,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Roy don't!","text_w_direction":"Roy don't! [Dwight pepper-sprays Roy]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11834,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Roy","text":"Ahh God!","text_w_direction":"[screams in pain] Ahh God!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11835,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Pam, please call security!","text_w_direction":"Pam, please call security!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11836,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Everyday, for eight years, I have brought pepper spray into this office to protect myself and my fellow employees. And everyday, for eight years, people have laughed at me. Well, who's laughing now?","text_w_direction":"Everyday, for eight years, I have brought pepper spray into this office to protect myself and my fellow employees. And everyday, for eight years, people have laughed at me. Well, who's laughing now? [Dwight blinks and winces in pain from the pepper spray]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11837,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No need for consternation, everything is under control.","text_w_direction":"No need for consternation, everything is under control.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11838,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Michael, last Friday one of your employees attacked another employee in your office!","text_w_direction":"Michael, last Friday one of your employees attacked another employee in your office!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11839,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"It was a crime of passion, Jan, not a disgruntled employee. Everyone here is extremely gruntled.","text_w_direction":"It was a crime of passion, Jan, not a disgruntled employee. Everyone here is extremely gruntled.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11840,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Is Toby there?","text_w_direction":"[sigh] Is Toby there?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11841,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No...","text_w_direction":"No...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11842,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"I'm... here, Jan.","text_w_direction":"I'm... here, Jan.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11843,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Ok, what... what is the situation Toby?","text_w_direction":"Ok, what... what is the situation Toby?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11844,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"Well, we fired Roy, obviously. And Jim won't press charges against Roy or the company.","text_w_direction":"Well, we fired Roy, obviously. And Jim won't press charges against Roy or the company.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11845,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Thank God.","text_w_direction":"Thank God.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11846,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"Yeah, um, but now apparently Darryl has some issue with his...","text_w_direction":"Yeah, um, but now apparently Darryl has some issue with his...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11847,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No, he has been wanting a raise for a couple of months and he's just using this Roy thing as leverage.","text_w_direction":"No, he has been wanting a raise for a couple of months and he's just using this Roy thing as leverage.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11848,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"All right, well are you gonna take care of this?","text_w_direction":"All right, well are you gonna take care of this?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11849,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yeppers.","text_w_direction":"Yeppers.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11850,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"What did I tell you about \"yeppers?\"","text_w_direction":"What did I tell you about \"yeppers?\"","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11851,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I don't... remember.","text_w_direction":"I don't... remember.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11852,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"I told you not to say it. Do you remember that?","text_w_direction":"I told you not to say it. Do you remember that?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11853,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yeesh...","text_w_direction":"Yeesh...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11854,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"I really don't want to talk about it. I don't mean to be rude, but I just... I don't want to comment on what happened. It sucked.","text_w_direction":"I really don't want to talk about it. I don't mean to be rude, but I just... I don't want to comment on what happened. It sucked.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11855,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"I guess... all things considered, I was lucky Dwight was there. And Roy was lucky that Dwight only used pepper spray. And not the nunchucks or the throwing stars.","text_w_direction":"I guess... all things considered, I was lucky Dwight was there. And Roy was lucky that Dwight only used pepper spray. And not the nunchucks or the throwing stars.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11856,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Hey man, I never got a chance to thank you... for stopping Roy. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Hey man, I never got a chance to thank you... for stopping Roy. Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11857,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you not necessary and thus, not accepted. I saw someone breaking the law and I interceded.","text_w_direction":"Thank you not necessary and thus, not accepted. I saw someone breaking the law and I interceded.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11858,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. Um... Got you something.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Um... Got you something.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11859,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Don't want it.","text_w_direction":"Don't want it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11860,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"You don't know what it is.","text_w_direction":"You don't know what it is.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11861,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Don't want it. Won't open it. Don't need it. Won't take it. Citizens do not accept prizes for being citizens.","text_w_direction":"Don't want it. Won't open it. Don't need it. Won't take it. Citizens do not accept prizes for being citizens.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11862,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"It was a little glass display case for his for his bobblehead. That would have made us even, I think. He saves my life, I get him a box for his desk toy. Even Steven.","text_w_direction":"It was a little glass display case for his for his bobblehead. That would have made us even, I think. He saves my life, I get him a box for his desk toy. Even Steven.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11863,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"No, don't call me a hero. Do you know who the real heroes are? The guys who wake up every morning, and go into their normal jobs, and get a distress call from the commissioner, and take off their glasses and change into capes and fly around fighting crime. Those are the real heroes.","text_w_direction":"No, don't call me a hero. Do you know who the real heroes are? The guys who wake up every morning, and go into their normal jobs, and get a distress call from the commissioner, and take off their glasses and change into capes and fly around fighting crime. Those are the real heroes.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11864,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"Angela, Roy's check. He's coming in later to pick it up.","text_w_direction":"Angela, Roy's check. He's coming in later to pick it up.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11865,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Man, I cannot believe I missed the fight.","text_w_direction":"Man, I cannot believe I missed the fight.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11866,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"It was crazy.","text_w_direction":"It was crazy.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11867,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"You saw it? Describe it please.","text_w_direction":"You saw it? Describe it please.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11868,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"Well, I heard some shouting. And I look over and Roy's by reception and you could just tell he's gonna punch somebody. Jim says something. Roy stomps over there. All of the sudden, BAM. Roy goes down, and Dwight's standing there like an action hero.","text_w_direction":"Well, I heard some shouting. And I look over and Roy's by reception and you could just tell he's gonna punch somebody. Jim says something. Roy stomps over there. All of the sudden, BAM. Roy goes down, and Dwight's standing there like an action hero.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11869,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Oh...","text_w_direction":"Oh...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11870,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"It was insane!","text_w_direction":"It was insane!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11871,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Well... good for Dwight.","text_w_direction":"[flustered] Well... good for Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11872,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Ok I want you to be Darryl and ask me for a raise, because I want to try out some of these negotiation tactics on you.","text_w_direction":"Ok I want you to be Darryl and ask me for a raise, because I want to try out some of these negotiation tactics on you.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11873,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Where'd you get that?","text_w_direction":"Where'd you get that?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11874,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Wikipedia.","text_w_direction":"Wikipedia.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11875,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Wikipedia... is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information.","text_w_direction":"Wikipedia... is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11876,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, Darryl, ask me for a raise.","text_w_direction":"Ok, Darryl, ask me for a raise.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11877,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, Mike. Since Roy left I've been doing a lot more work, and I need a raise.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Mike. Since Roy left I've been doing a lot more work, and I need a raise.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11878,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Hmm, well that's interesting Darryl. I think... that maybe you should...","text_w_direction":"Hmm, well that's interesting Darryl. I think... [mumbling softly] that maybe you should... [mumbling jibberish]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11879,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"I can't hear you.","text_w_direction":"I can't hear you.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11880,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"What I'm saying is that,","text_w_direction":"What I'm saying is that, [continues to mumble jibberish]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11881,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Still nothin'.","text_w_direction":"Still nothin'.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11882,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, see what I did?","text_w_direction":"Ok, see what I did?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11883,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11884,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"By leaning back, and by whispering, I established a dominant physical position.","text_w_direction":"By leaning back, and by whispering, I established a dominant physical position.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11885,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Nice.","text_w_direction":"Nice.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11886,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, let's try another one. Um...","text_w_direction":"Ok, let's try another one. Um...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11887,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11888,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Walking out of the room unexpectedly.","text_w_direction":"Walking out of the room unexpectedly.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11889,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"And what happens in this one?","text_w_direction":"And what happens in this one?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11890,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"It's a surprise.","text_w_direction":"It's a surprise.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11891,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11892,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Go ahead, ask me for a raise.","text_w_direction":"Go ahead, ask me for a raise.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11893,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Can I have a raise?","text_w_direction":"Can I have a raise?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11894,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[gets up and begins to walk out of the room]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11895,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"s*x, Steve Martin, Terri Hatcher.","text_w_direction":"[softly] s*x, Steve Martin, Terri Hatcher.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11896,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11897,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11898,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No, what did you say?","text_w_direction":"No, what did you say?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11899,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"I didn't say anything. I was waiting to see what happened.","text_w_direction":"I didn't say anything. I was waiting to see what happened.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11900,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Oh it... sounded interesting... what you were gonna...","text_w_direction":"Oh it... sounded interesting... what you were gonna...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11901,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"I saw the perpetrator advance toward the victim at a high rate of speed. His head was thrown back, his shoulder and arm cocked indicating an attack position. Perp grabbed the victim. I removed my weapon from its secure hiding place.","text_w_direction":"I saw the perpetrator advance toward the victim at a high rate of speed. His head was thrown back, his shoulder and arm cocked indicating an attack position. Perp grabbed the victim. I removed my weapon from its secure hiding place.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11902,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"Which is where?","text_w_direction":"Which is where?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11903,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Irrelevant. Discharged it at a distance of a little over a meter into the perpetrator's eyes, nose, and face area. Rendering him utterly and completely disabled. Then I contacted the authorities. The end.","text_w_direction":"Irrelevant. Discharged it at a distance of a little over a meter into the perpetrator's eyes, nose, and face area. Rendering him utterly and completely disabled. Then I contacted the authorities. The end.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11904,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"Thanks Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Thanks Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11905,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"That is the bravest thing I have ever heard.","text_w_direction":"That is the bravest thing I have ever heard.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11906,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"I can't imagine what I would have done.","text_w_direction":"I can't imagine what I would have done.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11907,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"I can. You would have left me to fend for myself. Like that time we were on the Ferris Wheel and that kid dropped a milk shake on me and you just laughed.","text_w_direction":"I can. You would have left me to fend for myself. Like that time we were on the Ferris Wheel and that kid dropped a milk shake on me and you just laughed.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11908,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Well that was funny, that's why.","text_w_direction":"Well that was funny, that's why.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11909,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh it was?","text_w_direction":"Oh it was?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11910,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11911,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"Okay, well the next time that you get scared, that you think a murderer's in your apartment in the middle of the night...","text_w_direction":"Okay, well the next time that you get scared, that you think a murderer's in your apartment in the middle of the night...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11912,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11913,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"...and you call me, to calm you down...","text_w_direction":"...and you call me, to calm you down...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11914,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"You know what? I didn't---","text_w_direction":"You know what? I didn't---","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11915,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"Can you stop...","text_w_direction":"Can you stop...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11916,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"...you can just call somebody else 'cause I'm not gonna do it anymore, Ryan. I'm not.","text_w_direction":"...you can just call somebody else 'cause I'm not gonna do it anymore, Ryan. I'm not.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11917,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"There's a bunch of people back here, maybe...","text_w_direction":"There's a bunch of people back here, maybe...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11918,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Well, don't talk to me about calling people in the middle of the night...","text_w_direction":"Well, don't talk to me about calling people in the middle of the night...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11919,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"Guys...","text_w_direction":"Guys...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11920,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"I call you in the middle of the night to tell you that I love you!","text_w_direction":"I call you in the middle of the night to tell you that I love you!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11921,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"I don't think Michael intended to punish me, by putting Ryan back here with Kelly. But, if he did intend that? Wow. Genius.","text_w_direction":"I don't think Michael intended to punish me, by putting Ryan back here with Kelly. But, if he did intend that? Wow. Genius.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11922,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"[knock on door] Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11923,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"You ready for me?","text_w_direction":"You ready for me?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11924,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, yeah, absolutely. Have a seat.","text_w_direction":"Yes, yeah, absolutely. Have a seat.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11925,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"Cool.","text_w_direction":"Cool.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11926,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"You know what? Actually, let's go into the conference room.","text_w_direction":"You know what? Actually, let's go into the conference room.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11927,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11928,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No, you know what? Let's stay here. No let's go... Yeah let's go to the conference room.","text_w_direction":"No, you know what? Let's stay here. No let's go... Yeah let's go to the conference room.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11929,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Tactic number six. Change the location of the meeting at the last second. Totally throws 'em off.","text_w_direction":"Tactic number six. Change the location of the meeting at the last second. Totally throws 'em off.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11930,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Number 14, declining to speak first. Makes them feel uncomfortable, puts you in control.","text_w_direction":"Number 14, declining to speak first. Makes them feel uncomfortable, puts you in control.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11931,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I am declining to speak first.","text_w_direction":"[long pause] I am declining to speak first.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11932,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"Okay, I'll start. It's pretty simple really. I uh, I think I deserve a raise. I'm scheduled to get one in six months, but I'd like that to be moved up to now.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I'll start. It's pretty simple really. I uh, I think I deserve a raise. I'm scheduled to get one in six months, but I'd like that to be moved up to now.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11933,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Hmm. Ohh, Darryl. You are a good worker, and a good man. I just, you know, times are tight. And I just don't think corporate is going to go for this right now.","text_w_direction":"Hmm. Ohh, Darryl. You are a good worker, and a good man. I just, you know, times are tight. And I just don't think corporate is going to go for this right now.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11934,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"Are you wearin' lady clothes?","text_w_direction":"Are you wearin' lady clothes?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11935,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11936,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"Are you wearin' lady clothes? Those look like lady... pants.","text_w_direction":"Are you wearin' lady clothes? Those look like lady... pants.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11937,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No, this is a power suit.","text_w_direction":"No, this is a power suit.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11938,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"That there's a woman's suit.","text_w_direction":"That there's a woman's suit.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11939,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I do not buy woman's clothes. I would not make that mistake again.","text_w_direction":"[Darryl laughs] I do not buy woman's clothes. I would not make that mistake again.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11940,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"I'ma call Roy, man.","text_w_direction":"I'ma call Roy, man.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11941,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Ohh... kay.","text_w_direction":"Ohh... kay.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11942,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"This is gonna make him feel better.","text_w_direction":"This is gonna make him feel better.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11943,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11944,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"This is too good.","text_w_direction":"This is too good.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11945,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Alright, you know what? Pam, could you please tell Darryl that this is not a woman's suit?","text_w_direction":"Alright, you know what? Pam, could you please tell Darryl that this is not a woman's suit?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11946,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Oh my God, that's a woman's suit!","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, that's a woman's suit!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11947,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"You're wearing a woman's suit?","text_w_direction":"You're wearing a woman's suit?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11948,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No, I do, I, I wear men's suits, OK? I got this out of a bin.","text_w_direction":"No, I do, I, I wear men's suits, OK? I got this out of a bin.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11949,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"There were these huge bins of clothes, and everybody was rifling through them like crazy, and I grabbed one. And it fit! So I don't think that this is totally just a woman's suit. At the very least it's bisexual.","text_w_direction":"There were these huge bins of clothes, and everybody was rifling through them like crazy, and I grabbed one. And it fit! So I don't think that this is totally just a woman's suit. At the very least it's bisexual.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11950,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Who makes it?","text_w_direction":"Who makes it?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11951,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, MISSterious. And it is mysterious because the buttons are on the wrong side... that's the mystery.","text_w_direction":"Uh, [reading the inside of his jacket] MISSterious. And it is mysterious because the buttons are on the wrong side... that's the mystery.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11952,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"Look, it's got shoulderpads, and did you see that lining?","text_w_direction":"Look, it's got shoulderpads, and did you see that lining?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11953,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11954,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"Did you see...","text_w_direction":"Did you see...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11955,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Would you stop it, please?","text_w_direction":"Would you stop it, please?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11956,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"So, none of that tipped you off?","text_w_direction":"So, none of that tipped you off?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11957,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"It's European, OK? It's a European cut.","text_w_direction":"It's European, OK? It's a European cut.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11958,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, the pants don't have any pockets.","text_w_direction":"Michael, the pants don't have any pockets.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11959,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No, they don't. See?","text_w_direction":"No, they don't. See? [Michael lifts his jacket tail, sticks out his back side and shows Pam]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11960,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"","text_w_direction":"[Laughing, covering her mouth]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11961,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Italians don't wear pockets.","text_w_direction":"Italians don't wear pockets.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11962,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"It's been a really rough couple of days... This helps a little.","text_w_direction":"It's been a really rough couple of days... This helps a little.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11963,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Hey, maybe you want to come over and raid my closet?","text_w_direction":"Hey, maybe you want to come over and raid my closet?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11964,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No, I don't want to do that because I'm twice your size anyway.","text_w_direction":"No, I don't want to do that because I'm twice your size anyway.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11965,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah, he look like Hillary Clinton.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, he look like Hillary Clinton.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11966,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Um, let's just do this in 15 minutes.","text_w_direction":"Um, let's just do this in 15 minutes.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11967,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"Okay, can you just stand right there? I gotta send some e-mails.","text_w_direction":"Okay, can you just stand right there? [snaps camera phone picture] I gotta send some e-mails.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11968,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Negotiations are all about controlling things. About being in the driver's seat. And make one tiny mistake, you're dead. I made one tiny mistake. I wore woman's clothes.","text_w_direction":"Negotiations are all about controlling things. About being in the driver's seat. And make one tiny mistake, you're dead. I made one tiny mistake. I wore woman's clothes.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11969,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Karen, how do you feel that Roy tried to kick your boyfriend's ass over another woman?","text_w_direction":"Karen, how do you feel that Roy tried to kick your boyfriend's ass over another woman?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11970,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"I feel great, Kevin. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"I feel great, Kevin. Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11971,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Stanley","text":"You must have been scared out of your mind.","text_w_direction":"You must have been scared out of your mind.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11972,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Well, you know it happened so fast I didn't really have time to be scared.","text_w_direction":"Well, you know it happened so fast I didn't really have time to be scared.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11973,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"What happened, exactly? I wasn't here, so I haven't really heard the whole story.","text_w_direction":"What happened, exactly? I wasn't here, so I haven't really heard the whole story.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11974,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Um, well, Jim and I were talking and Roy walked in looking super angry.","text_w_direction":"Um, well, Jim and I were talking and Roy walked in looking super angry.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11975,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11976,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"And he's a big dude, you know? And all of a sudden, Jim pushed me out of the way, and Roy cocked his fist, and then bam, Dwight sprays him and knocks him on his butt.","text_w_direction":"And he's a big dude, you know? And all of a sudden, Jim pushed me out of the way, and Roy cocked his fist, and then bam, Dwight sprays him and knocks him on his butt.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11977,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Goodness.","text_w_direction":"[flustered] Goodness.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11978,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"When I heard Jim and Pam had kissed, my reaction was to have lots of long talks with Jim about our feelings. Roy just attacked him. I'm not sure which one Jim hated more.","text_w_direction":"When I heard Jim and Pam had kissed, my reaction was to have lots of long talks with Jim about our feelings. Roy just attacked him. I'm not sure which one Jim hated more.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11979,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Let's get down to business. Why don't you tell me why you think you deserve a raise.","text_w_direction":"Let's get down to business. Why don't you tell me why you think you deserve a raise.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11980,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"Well, it's simple Mike. I mean we merged these two branches right? So now we're shipping twice as many orders as we used to. With Roy gone we got a smaller crew. And I'm pickin' up all of his slack, so I think I should be compensated fairly, by gettin' a raise.","text_w_direction":"Well, it's simple Mike. I mean we merged these two branches right? So now we're shipping twice as many orders as we used to. With Roy gone we got a smaller crew. And I'm pickin' up all of his slack, so I think I should be compensated fairly, by gettin' a raise.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11981,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[mumbles jibberish]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11982,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"What? I can't hear you.","text_w_direction":"What? I can't hear you.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11983,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"That was a very good point.","text_w_direction":"[mumbling softly] That was a very good point.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11984,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"I can't--- what, Mike? Are you---","text_w_direction":"I can't--- what, Mike? Are you---","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11985,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"You make a very compelling argument.","text_w_direction":"[mumbling softly] You make a very compelling argument.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11986,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Sorry I almost got you killed.","text_w_direction":"Sorry I almost got you killed.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11987,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, that was nuts.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, that was nuts.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11988,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"He could have broken your nose or something. Crazy. It's just so stupid. I mean, getting back with Roy and everything. I mean, what was I thinking, right?","text_w_direction":"He could have broken your nose or something. Crazy. It's just so stupid. I mean, getting back with Roy and everything. I mean, what was I thinking, right?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11989,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"No, I mean, you guys really seem to have a strong connection.","text_w_direction":"No, I mean, you guys really seem to have a strong connection.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11990,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Not anymore. It's, um... It's completely over now.","text_w_direction":"Not anymore. It's, um... It's completely over now.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11991,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"We'll see. I'm sure you guys will... find you way back to one another someday.","text_w_direction":"We'll see. I'm sure you guys will... find you way back to one another someday.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11992,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Jim... I am really... sorry.","text_w_direction":"Jim... I am really... sorry.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11993,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, yeah. Don't worry about it.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah. Don't worry about it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11994,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I am going to give you a piece of paper. I want you to write down how much you want, and I want you to slide it back across the desk to me.","text_w_direction":"I am going to give you a piece of paper. I want you to write down how much you want, and I want you to slide it back across the desk to me.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11995,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"Why can't I just... tell you?","text_w_direction":"Why can't I just... tell you?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11996,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Because, that is the way these things are done. In... films. No, slide--- slide it, yes.","text_w_direction":"Because, that is the way these things are done. In... films. [Darryl writes the amount and starts to hand the paper to Michael] No, slide--- slide it, yes.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11997,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"There you go.","text_w_direction":"There you go.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11998,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Oh. Come on. Be serious.","text_w_direction":"Oh. [scoffs] Come on. Be serious.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":11999,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"I am serious, Mike. That's a 10% raise. That's what I want.","text_w_direction":"I am serious, Mike. That's a 10% raise. That's what I want.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12000,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I... I can't give you that, I--- I don't make this much.","text_w_direction":"I... I can't give you that, I--- I don't make this much.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12001,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"Come on, be for real Mike.","text_w_direction":"Come on, be for real Mike.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12002,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I don't. Want me to prove it to you? There is... a pay stub.","text_w_direction":"I don't. Want me to prove it to you? There is... a pay stub.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12003,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"Are you serious? You're earning this?","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Are you serious? You're earning this?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12004,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Plus perks, yes.","text_w_direction":"Plus perks, yes.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12005,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"Mike, this is barely more than I make. You been here ten years, dog.","text_w_direction":"Mike, this is barely more than I make. You been here ten years, dog. [laughs]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12006,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Fourteen years.","text_w_direction":"Fourteen years.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12007,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"Ho-ho!","text_w_direction":"Ho-ho!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12008,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No, please, please...","text_w_direction":"No, please, please...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12009,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"Oh, I'm sorry Mike, some of my folks got to hear about this one. Ah.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'm sorry Mike, some of my folks got to hear about this one. [texting on cell phone] Ah. [laughs]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12010,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, let's take 15, again.","text_w_direction":"Ok, let's take 15, again.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12011,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"A boss's salary isn't just about money, it is about perks. It... for example, every year I get a $100 gas card... Can't put a price tag on that.","text_w_direction":"A boss's salary isn't just about money, it is about perks. It... for example, every year I get a $100 gas card... Can't put a price tag on that.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12012,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Ok, if you don't want a gift, at least let me buy you a beer, or lunch or something.","text_w_direction":"Ok, if you don't want a gift, at least let me buy you a beer, or lunch or something.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12013,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"When Han Solo returns to the Death Star in the Millennium Falcon, and shoots down the TIE fighters and saves the Rebel cause, do you think he does so for a free beer?","text_w_direction":"When Han Solo returns to the Death Star in the Millennium Falcon, and shoots down the TIE fighters and saves the Rebel cause, do you think he does so for a free beer?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12014,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Boy I---","text_w_direction":"Boy I---","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12015,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"No. And why are you so interested in buying me something Jim, what's your angle?","text_w_direction":"No. And why are you so interested in buying me something Jim, what's your angle?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12016,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"It's like when he annoys me and I want to screw with him to get him back, he never sees it coming. But now, I want to be nice to him, and actually give him something, and he's like an eel. I just can't grab onto him. It's infuriating.","text_w_direction":"It's like when he annoys me and I want to screw with him to get him back, he never sees it coming. But now, I want to be nice to him, and actually give him something, and he's like an eel. I just can't grab onto him. It's infuriating.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12017,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Maybe you just feel guilty about all the pranks.","text_w_direction":"Maybe you just feel guilty about all the pranks.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12018,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Well... yes, that's probably what it is. So what do I do?","text_w_direction":"Well... yes, that's probably what it is. So what do I do?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12019,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Hmm... I don't know. Maybe you should go back out there and sell paper so we can go on a trip.","text_w_direction":"Hmm... I don't know. Maybe you should go back out there and sell paper so we can go on a trip.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12020,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Michael, here's the, uh, $15 I owe you.","text_w_direction":"Michael, here's the, uh, $15 I owe you.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12021,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, thank you.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thank you.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12022,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah. I heard you might need it. So...","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I heard you might need it. So...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12023,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Creed","text":"Here's the $40 you gave me.","text_w_direction":"Here's the $40 you gave me.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12024,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I didn't give you $40.","text_w_direction":"I didn't give you $40.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12025,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Creed","text":"In a way you did.","text_w_direction":"In a way you did.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12026,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Stanley","text":"Yeah, I heard how much Michael makes. I still think he's way overpaid.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I heard how much Michael makes. I still think he's way overpaid.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12027,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"Fourteen years. Fourteen. I know. Ok, alright. I gotta go. Later.","text_w_direction":"[on cell phone] Fourteen years. Fourteen. I know. [laughing] Ok, alright. I gotta go. Later. [hangs up]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12028,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Okay, here's the straight... dope. No tricks. No Wikipedia.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Okay, here's the straight... dope. No tricks. No Wikipedia.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12029,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12030,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I talked to corporate, and they told me that I can only give you a 5% raise.","text_w_direction":"I talked to corporate, and they told me that I can only give you a 5% raise.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12031,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"That's 'cause of you, Mike. They're not gonna give the workin' man more than the boss.","text_w_direction":"That's 'cause of you, Mike. They're not gonna give the workin' man more than the boss.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12032,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Well what am I supposed to do?","text_w_direction":"Well what am I supposed to do?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12033,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"Get your own raise. You gotta get out there and earn, son.","text_w_direction":"Get your own raise. You gotta get out there and earn, son.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12034,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I'm not gonna go out and ask for a raise right now. That is ridiculous.","text_w_direction":"I'm not gonna go out and ask for a raise right now. That is ridiculous.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12035,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"Well, when they merged the two branches together, they put you in charge. Okay, and we're shippin' more now than we ever have.","text_w_direction":"Well, when they merged the two branches together, they put you in charge. Okay, and we're shippin' more now than we ever have.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12036,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"That's true.","text_w_direction":"[exhales] That's true.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12037,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah that's true. You gotta call your girl, and get paid. Show her who wears the pants in the relationship.","text_w_direction":"Yeah that's true. You gotta call your girl, and get paid. Show her who wears the pants in the relationship.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12038,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"You know what? I should.","text_w_direction":"You know what? I should.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12039,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah, you should.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you should.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12040,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I have been a loyal employee for a long time.","text_w_direction":"I have been a loyal employee for a long time.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12041,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"Fourteen years long.","text_w_direction":"Fourteen years long.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12042,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"You know what? I deserve a bump.","text_w_direction":"You know what? I deserve a bump.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12043,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"Make it happen, cap'in.","text_w_direction":"Make it happen, cap'in.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12044,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I am makin' it happen, sergeant.","text_w_direction":"I am makin' it happen, sergeant.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12045,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Creed","text":"I remember it was very late at night, like 11, 11","text_w_direction":"I remember it was very late at night, like 11, 11","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12046,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"You're useless.","text_w_direction":"You're useless.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12047,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Why don't we talk next month, after the quarter ends?","text_w_direction":"Why don't we talk next month, after the quarter ends?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12048,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No, Jan. I've never asked for a raise in 14 years. This is long overdue. I wanna do it today.","text_w_direction":"No, Jan. I've never asked for a raise in 14 years. This is long overdue. I wanna do it today.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12049,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Today. All right, well, uh, if you want to do it today, we should meet in person, and uh, can you get here by five?","text_w_direction":"Today. All right, well, uh, if you want to do it today, we should meet in person, and uh, can you get here by five?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12050,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yshhyah. Um, yeah. I'll leave right away.","text_w_direction":"Yshhyah. Um, yeah. I'll leave right away.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12051,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Great. Uh, and listen. Because of our, uh, our... you know, situation, we're gonna need to have a third party present.","text_w_direction":"Great. Uh, and listen. Because of our, uh, our... you know, situation, we're gonna need to have a third party present.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12052,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, I'm bringing Darryl.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I'm bringing Darryl.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12053,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Da--- Darryl from the warehouse?","text_w_direction":"Da--- Darryl from the warehouse?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12054,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Mm-hm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hm.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12055,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"No, Michael. We, we need an HR rep. So, uh, I think you should just bring Toby.","text_w_direction":"No, Michael. We, we need an HR rep. So, uh, I think you should just bring Toby.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12056,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, I'd rather kill myself.","text_w_direction":"Hey, I'd rather kill myself.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12057,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Michael, he's your branch's HR rep...","text_w_direction":"Michael, he's your branch's HR rep...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12058,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No, Toby is terrible. Toby is the worst human being I've ever known.","text_w_direction":"[talking over Jan] No, Toby is terrible. Toby is the worst human being I've ever known.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12059,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"...and we need someone else, in the room, because of our relationship. You know this. Michael, either Toby comes with you, or we don't do it.","text_w_direction":"...and we need someone else, in the room, because of our relationship. You know this. Michael, either Toby comes with you, or we don't do it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12060,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Fine.","text_w_direction":"[sighs] Fine.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12061,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"You are so mean.","text_w_direction":"You are so mean.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12062,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"I don't know what you're talking about.","text_w_direction":"I don't know what you're talking about.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12063,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"Yes you do, Ryan Bailey Howard. You called me stupid.","text_w_direction":"Yes you do, Ryan Bailey Howard. You called me stupid.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12064,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"No, I said your idea was stupid.","text_w_direction":"No, I said your idea was stupid.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12065,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Toby, come on. Let's go.","text_w_direction":"Toby, come on. Let's go.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12066,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"Where?","text_w_direction":"Where?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12067,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Where? I'm gonna smack you in the head with a hammer. Come on, let's go.","text_w_direction":"Where? I'm gonna smack you in the head with a hammer. Come on, let's go.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12068,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"What is so stupid about wanting to name a baby Usher?","text_w_direction":"What is so stupid about wanting to name a baby Usher?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12069,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12070,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"Usher Jennifer Hudson Kapoor.","text_w_direction":"Usher Jennifer Hudson Kapoor.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12071,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Don't you see why that's insane?","text_w_direction":"Don't you see why that's insane?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12072,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh, so I'm crazy now?","text_w_direction":"Oh, so I'm crazy now?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12073,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"Comfortable, Mike?","text_w_direction":"Comfortable, Mike?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12074,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. Fine.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Fine.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12075,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"How about you, man. Comfortable?","text_w_direction":"How about you, man. Comfortable?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12076,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12077,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Don't ever touch a black man's radio! ...Chris Tucker. Rush Hour. I won't touch yours, by the way.","text_w_direction":"[imitating Chris Tucker] Don't ever touch a black man's radio! ...Chris Tucker. Rush Hour. I won't touch yours, by the way.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12078,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12079,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Well...","text_w_direction":"Well...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12080,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"I haven't been to New York in a long time.","text_w_direction":"I haven't been to New York in a long time.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12081,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Mm, the Big Apple.","text_w_direction":"Mm, the Big Apple.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12082,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"Maybe I'll stay overnight. Got a cousin lives down there.","text_w_direction":"Maybe I'll stay overnight. Got a cousin lives down there.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12083,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"How would we get home?","text_w_direction":"How would we get home?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12084,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"Oh you could stay too. He's got a big place.","text_w_direction":"Oh you could stay too. He's got a big place.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12085,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Maybe I'll stay.","text_w_direction":"Maybe I'll stay.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12086,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"Mm, it's not that big.","text_w_direction":"Mm, it's not that big.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12087,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Well...","text_w_direction":"Well...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12088,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"Busses, though. They get you home quick.","text_w_direction":"Busses, though. They get you home quick.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12089,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, I...","text_w_direction":"[mouth full of pretzels] Oh, I...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12090,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"And all of a sudden, Dwight stood up and was like \"No!\"","text_w_direction":"And all of a sudden, Dwight stood up and was like \"No!\"","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12091,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Then what'd he do?","text_w_direction":"Then what'd he do? [Kelly's phone rings]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12092,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"You should just read the report that Toby did. He took everyone's stories. Dunder Mifflin, customer service, this is Kelly. Oh yeah I could totally help you with that. Ok, let me just get the folder out. Okay, it seems here that you ordered 12,000 reams of paper. Oh, 12 reams...","text_w_direction":"You should just read the report that Toby did. He took everyone's stories. [answering phone] Dunder Mifflin, customer service, this is Kelly. Oh yeah I could totally help you with that. Ok, let me just get the folder out. Okay, it seems here that you ordered 12,000 reams of paper. Oh, 12 reams...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12093,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Hunter","text":"Hey guys, Jan is ready for you.","text_w_direction":"Hey guys, Jan is ready for you.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12094,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"Okay, bring it home now. And don't forget the new black man phrase I taught you.","text_w_direction":"Okay, bring it home now. And don't forget the new black man phrase I taught you.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12095,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Pippity poppity, give me the zoppity.","text_w_direction":"Pippity poppity, give me the zoppity.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12096,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"Yes sir. Remember that. I'll be right outside if you need me","text_w_direction":"Yes sir. Remember that. I'll be right outside if you need me","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12097,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12098,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah, I taught Mike some new phrases. I want him to get the raise, I... just can't help myself.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I taught Mike some new phrases. I want him to get the raise, I... just can't help myself.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12099,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Roy","text":"Hey man, uh... I'm sorry. Thanks. Can I, like, see you after work for coffee, or... something?","text_w_direction":"[to Jim] Hey man, uh... I'm sorry. [Jim motions \"Don't worry about it\"] [Roy receives his check from Angela] Thanks. [to Pam] Can I, like, see you after work for coffee, or... something?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12100,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12101,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Roy","text":"Please. I just got some stuff I gotta say to you.","text_w_direction":"Please. I just got some stuff I gotta say to you. [Pam nods, meekly]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12102,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Jim--- Roy--- Look out!","text_w_direction":"[as Roy is walking out] Jim--- Roy--- Look out!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12103,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Thanks, Kev. I'm good though.","text_w_direction":"Thanks, Kev. I'm good though.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12104,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Thank you, Hunter. Hello. Come in. Ah, Okay.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, Hunter. [to Michael and Toby] Hello. Come in. [exhales] Ah, Okay.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12105,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Who's the boy toy?","text_w_direction":"Who's the boy toy?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12106,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"That's my new assistant.","text_w_direction":"That's my new assistant.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12107,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Were you going to tell me that you hired James Van Der Beek?","text_w_direction":"Were you going to tell me that you hired James Van Der Beek?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12108,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"I have to call you the second I get a new assistant?","text_w_direction":"I have to call you the second I get a new assistant?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12109,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Be nice to get a memo, we are lovers.","text_w_direction":"Be nice to get a memo, we are lovers.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12110,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"Hi, Jan.","text_w_direction":"Hi, Jan.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12111,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Hi, Toby. First--- First off, Michael, this is a salary negotiation. All matters regarding our personal relationship have to be set aside. Are we clear?","text_w_direction":"Hi, Toby. [clears throat] First--- [Michael clears his throat] First off, Michael, this is a salary negotiation. All matters regarding our personal relationship have to be set aside. Are we clear?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12112,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Pippity poppity.","text_w_direction":"Pippity poppity.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12113,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Right now we can offer you a 6% raise.","text_w_direction":"Right now we can offer you a 6% raise.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12114,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Six percent? After all we've been through?","text_w_direction":"Six percent? After all we've been through?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12115,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Oh, God.","text_w_direction":"Oh, God.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12116,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I got you... jade earrings.","text_w_direction":"I got you... jade earrings.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12117,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Michael---","text_w_direction":"Michael---","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12118,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12119,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Michael---","text_w_direction":"Michael---","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12120,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No. You gonna play it like this? You give me a good raise, or no more s*x. What are you writing, perv-ball?","text_w_direction":"No. You gonna play it like this? You give me a good raise, or no more s*x. [Toby begins to write] [to Toby] What are you writing, perv-ball?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12121,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"Just preparing for the deposition.","text_w_direction":"Just preparing for the deposition.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12122,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"This may be the first time that a male subordinate has attempted to get a modest scheduled raise by threatening to withhold s*x from a female superior. It will be a groundbreaking case when it inevitably goes to trial.","text_w_direction":"This may be the first time that a male subordinate has attempted to get a modest scheduled raise by threatening to withhold s*x from a female superior. It will be a groundbreaking case when it inevitably goes to trial.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12123,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Roy","text":"I'm so sorry, Pammy. I really wasn't gonna do anything. But then I... kept thinkin' about you two together, and... I just thought you guys were really good friends, or... or maybe he was gay or somethin'... Not that that's wrong.","text_w_direction":"I'm so sorry, Pammy. I really wasn't gonna do anything. But then I... kept thinkin' about you two together, and... I just thought you guys were really good friends, or... or maybe he was gay or somethin'... Not that that's wrong.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12124,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"I'm sorry too. I just, I think that we both made some bad choices.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry too. I just, I think that we both made some bad choices.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12125,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Roy","text":"So you gonna start datin' Halpert then?","text_w_direction":"So you gonna start datin' Halpert then?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12126,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Um... no. No, he has a girlfriend.","text_w_direction":"Um... no. No, he has a girlfriend.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12127,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Roy","text":"Oh yeah... Wait a minute, you... broke off our wedding for the guy.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah... Wait a minute, you... broke off our wedding for the guy.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12128,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"No, there were a lot of reasons.","text_w_direction":"No, there were a lot of reasons.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12129,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Roy","text":"But you're not even gonna try to go out with him? I don't get you Pam.","text_w_direction":"But you're not even gonna try to go out with him? [Pam meekly shakes her head] I don't get you Pam.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12130,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12131,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"What's this?","text_w_direction":"What's this?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12132,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"What's what?","text_w_direction":"What's what?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12133,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Certificate of Bravery, from the Scranton Police Department. \"Recognizing outstanding citizenship from a very brave young man. Dwight K. Schrute\"","text_w_direction":"Certificate of Bravery, from the Scranton Police Department. \"Recognizing outstanding citizenship from a very brave young man. Dwight K. Schrute\"","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12134,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Wow. I guess word got around. That's a nice... honor.","text_w_direction":"Wow. I guess word got around. That's a nice... honor.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12135,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Please. They hand these out to little kids. Look. There's a teddy bear in a policeman's cap.","text_w_direction":"Please. They hand these out to little kids. Look. There's a teddy bear in a policeman's cap.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12136,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Didn't think you'd notice...","text_w_direction":"[under his breath] Didn't think you'd notice...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12137,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Why don't you just take that pen and stab me in the heart. This is me, Jan. This is me!","text_w_direction":"Why don't you just take that pen and stab me in the heart. This is me, Jan. This is me!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12138,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Okay, Michael. Please, why don't we just take a break. This is really going nowhere.","text_w_direction":"Okay, Michael. Please, why don't we just take a break. This is really going nowhere.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12139,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, no, no, no, no. You do not try tactic number eight on me. I invented tactic number eight. I'm not going anywhere.","text_w_direction":"Okay, no, no, no, no. You do not try tactic number eight on me. I invented tactic number eight. I'm not going anywhere.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12140,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Ok, Toby, how about if you...","text_w_direction":"Ok, Toby, how about if you...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12141,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12142,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12143,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"What's wrong with you?","text_w_direction":"What's wrong with you?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12144,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Ohh. It was a weird day. I accidentally cross-dressed. And then Darryl made me feel bad for not making any money. And then I had to ride up here with stupid Toby. And then, your assistant, is all young and hot. And I---","text_w_direction":"Ohh. It was a weird day. I accidentally cross-dressed. And then Darryl made me feel bad for not making any money. And then I had to ride up here with stupid Toby. And then, your assistant, is all young and hot. And I---","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12145,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Okay, Michael. I can offer you a 12% raise, but you have got to ask for 15.","text_w_direction":"Okay, Michael. I can offer you a 12% raise, but you have got to ask for 15.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12146,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Well that's ridiculous I'm not gonna make---","text_w_direction":"Well that's ridiculous I'm not gonna make---","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12147,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"No, just... I just need you to ask for it, so I can record that you asked for it. Okay?","text_w_direction":"No, just... I just need you to ask for it, so I can record that you asked for it. Okay?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12148,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Ah, so... All right, Levinson. Here's the rub. I would like a 15% raise.","text_w_direction":"Ah, so... All right, Levinson. Here's the rub. I would like a 15% raise.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12149,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"No. But we can offer you 12.","text_w_direction":"No. But we can offer you 12.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12150,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"But you just said 15.","text_w_direction":"But you just said 15.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12151,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Negotiation is an art. Back and forth. Give and take. And today, both Darryl and I took something. Higher salaries. Win win win. But you know, life is about more... than just salaries. It's about perks. Like having s*x with Jan--","text_w_direction":"Negotiation is an art. Back and forth. Give and take. And today, both Darryl and I took something. Higher salaries. Win win win. But you know, life is about more... than just salaries. It's about perks. Like having s*x with Jan--","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12152,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Michael!","text_w_direction":"Michael!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12153,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Stanley","text":"So you and Bob are looking at a historical house?","text_w_direction":"So you and Bob are looking at a historical house?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12154,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"Mm-hmm, near the river.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm, near the river.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12155,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Stanley","text":"Mm, how many bedrooms?","text_w_direction":"Mm, how many bedrooms?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12156,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"Four.","text_w_direction":"Four.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12157,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Dwight. Dwight. I've been doing some very interesting reading.","text_w_direction":"Dwight. Dwight. I've been doing some very interesting reading.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12158,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12159,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Mm-hmm. Tales of bravery.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm. Tales of bravery.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12160,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Mm, good stuff.","text_w_direction":"Mm, good stuff.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12161,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Mm-hmm. I was thinking tonight, we could... read it together.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm. I was thinking tonight, we could... read it together.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12162,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Sounds... fun.","text_w_direction":"Sounds... fun. [they kiss, Jim walks out of the bathroom and sees]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12163,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"I... will never say a word. And now, we are even.","text_w_direction":"[scoffs] I... will never say a word. And now, we are even.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12164,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"I graduated from anger management the same way I graduated from Cornell. On time. Now I'm back. Got a second chance, and I'm not gonna blow it. So look out Dunder Mifflin! I mean, look out... in a fun way! You know, not like, I'm gonna hurt you...","text_w_direction":"I graduated from anger management the same way I graduated from Cornell. On time. Now I'm back. Got a second chance, and I'm not gonna blow it. [in a forceful voice] So look out Dunder Mifflin! [laughs] [snaps] I mean, look out... in a fun way! You know, not like, I'm gonna hurt you...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12165,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Hey guys! Guess who's back! AHHH! OH, GOD!","text_w_direction":"Hey guys! Guess who's back! [Dwight pepper-spray's Andy] AHHH! [screams in pain] OH, GOD!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12166,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"No need to thank me.","text_w_direction":"No need to thank me.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12167,"season":3,"episode":19,"episode_name":"The Negotiation","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"I am not a hero. I am a mere defender of the office. You know who's a real hero? Hiro, from Heroes. That's a hero. Also, Bono.","text_w_direction":"I am not a hero. I am a mere defender of the office. You know who's a real hero? Hiro, from Heroes. That's a hero. Also, Bono.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2555,"air_date":"2007-04-05"}
{"index":12168,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Good morning, Pam.","text_w_direction":"Good morning, Pam.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12169,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, welcome back, Andy.","text_w_direction":"Oh, welcome back, Andy.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12170,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Drew. I'm Drew now.","text_w_direction":"Drew. I'm Drew now.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12171,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Oh. Drew. Sorry.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Drew. Sorry.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12172,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Apology not... accepted. Because it wasn't even necessary in the first place.","text_w_direction":"Apology not... accepted. Because it wasn't even necessary in the first place. [laughs]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12173,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Several weeks ago, Andy Bernard had an incident. But after five weeks in Anger Management, I'm back. And I've got a new attitude. And a new name. And... a bunch of new techniques for dealing with the grumpies.","text_w_direction":"Several weeks ago, Andy Bernard had an incident. [cut to shot of Andy punching a hole in the wall] But after five weeks in Anger Management, I'm back. And I've got a new attitude. And a new name. And... a bunch of new techniques for dealing with the grumpies.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12174,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Mornin' Jim.","text_w_direction":"Mornin' Jim.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12175,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, Andy. How are you, man?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Andy. How are you, man?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12176,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Good. Drew.","text_w_direction":"Good. Drew.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12177,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"What's that?","text_w_direction":"What's that?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12178,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Dr--- You can call me Drew.","text_w_direction":"Dr--- You can call me Drew.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12179,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"No, I'm not gonna call you that.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm not gonna call you that.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12180,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Cool. I can't control what you do. I can only control what I do.","text_w_direction":"Cool. I can't control what you do. I can only control what I do.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12181,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Andy.","text_w_direction":"Andy.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12182,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Drew. Dwight. How's it goin' man?","text_w_direction":"Drew. [walks to Dwight] Dwight. How's it goin' man?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12183,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes, I have decided to shun Andy Bernard for the next three years. Which I'm looking forward to. It's an Amish technique. It's like slapping someone with silence. I was shunned from the age of four until my sixth birthday... for not saving the excess oil from a can of tuna.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I have decided to shun Andy Bernard for the next three years. Which I'm looking forward to. It's an Amish technique. It's like slapping someone with silence. I was shunned from the age of four until my sixth birthday... for not saving the excess oil from a can of tuna.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12184,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim, could you please inform Andy Bernard that he is being shunned.","text_w_direction":"Jim, could you please inform Andy Bernard that he is being shunned.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12185,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Andy, Dwight says welcome back, and he could use a hug.","text_w_direction":"Andy, Dwight says welcome back, and he could use a hug.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12186,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok, tell him that's not true.","text_w_direction":"Ok, tell him that's not true.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12187,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight says that he actually doesn't know one single fact about bear attacks.","text_w_direction":"Dwight says that he actually doesn't know one single fact about bear attacks.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12188,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"You guys...","text_w_direction":"You guys...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12189,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok, no. Jim, tell him that bears can climb faster than they can run. Jim! Tell him!","text_w_direction":"Ok, no. Jim, tell him that bears can climb faster than they can run. Jim! Tell him!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12190,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Andy! Nah, that's too far.","text_w_direction":"[half-heartedly] Andy! Nah, that's too far.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12191,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Damn you.","text_w_direction":"Damn you.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12192,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Today is Safety Training Day. Toby is leading ours upstairs. Yeauck. But, I am giving everyone a little bit of a treat. We are going to listen in on Darryl's presentation to the warehouse. And if I know Darryl, it gonna be zoppity.","text_w_direction":"Today is Safety Training Day. Toby is leading ours upstairs. Yeauck. But, I am giving everyone a little bit of a treat. We are going to listen in on Darryl's presentation to the warehouse. And if I know Darryl, it gonna be zoppity.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12193,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Now, this is the forklift. You need--- You need a license to operate this machine. That means the upstairs office workers can't drive it. ... Quiz! Mike.","text_w_direction":"Now, this is the forklift. You need--- [Michael rattles it] You need a license to operate this machine. That means the upstairs office workers can't drive it. ... Quiz! Mike.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12194,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hmm.","text_w_direction":"Hmm.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12195,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Should you drive the forklift?","text_w_direction":"Should you drive the forklift?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12196,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I can, and I have.","text_w_direction":"I can, and I have.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12197,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"No! No no no no no! I said should you. You should not drive it. You should not drive the forklift, you understand?","text_w_direction":"No! No no no no no! I said should you. You should not drive it. You should not drive the forklift, you understand?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12198,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Lonny","text":"You're not allowed to drive the forklift.","text_w_direction":"You're not allowed to drive the forklift.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12199,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"It's not safe, you don't have a license.","text_w_direction":"It's not safe, you don't have a license.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12200,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Guys, I'm not the only one who's driven the forklift. Pudge has driven the forklift.","text_w_direction":"Guys, I'm not the only one who's driven the forklift. [points] Pudge has driven the forklift.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12201,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Madge","text":"Madge.","text_w_direction":"Madge.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12202,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I thought your name was Pudge?","text_w_direction":"I thought your name was Pudge?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12203,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Madge","text":"No, it's always been Madge.","text_w_direction":"No, it's always been Madge.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12204,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Um, her.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Um, her.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12205,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Her. Yes, \"her\" is qualified to work a dangerous machine. You are not. Okay?","text_w_direction":"Her. Yes, \"her\" is qualified to work a dangerous machine. You are not. Okay?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12206,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Ah, fine.","text_w_direction":"Ah, fine.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12207,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Do you understand that?","text_w_direction":"Do you understand that?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12208,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yeeesh.","text_w_direction":"Yeeesh.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12209,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"We do safety training every year, or after an accident. ... We've never made it a full year. This particular time, I was reaching for a supply box on the top shelf, when one office worker, who shall remain nameless, kicked the ladder out from under me and yelled...","text_w_direction":"We do safety training every year, or after an accident. ... We've never made it a full year. This particular time, I was reaching for a supply box on the top shelf, when one office worker, who shall remain nameless, kicked the ladder out from under me and yelled...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12210,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"\"Hey Darryl, how's it hangin'?!\"","text_w_direction":"[barely keeping his composure] \"Hey Darryl, how's it hangin'?!\" [laughs]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12211,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"And I fell and busted my ankle. I'm legitimately scared for my workers.","text_w_direction":"And I fell and busted my ankle. I'm legitimately scared for my workers.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12212,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"The baler can flatten a car engine. It can cut off your arm and crush your entire body without skipping a beat.","text_w_direction":"The baler can flatten a car engine. It can cut off your arm and crush your entire body without skipping a beat.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12213,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12214,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"It's on!","text_w_direction":"It's on!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12215,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"How many people a year do you think get their arms cut off in a baler?","text_w_direction":"How many people a year do you think get their arms cut off in a baler?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12216,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Bail'er? I hardly know her.","text_w_direction":"Bail'er? I hardly know her.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12217,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Lonny","text":"Dammit, Michael. Pay attention, man.","text_w_direction":"Dammit, Michael. Pay attention, man.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12218,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Anybody wanna take a guess? Anybody?","text_w_direction":"Anybody wanna take a guess? Anybody?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12219,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Five bucks says it's over 50.","text_w_direction":"Five bucks says it's over 50.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12220,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"You really wanna bet?","text_w_direction":"You really wanna bet?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12221,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Anybody?","text_w_direction":"Anybody?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12222,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Ever since March Madness ended, I am so bored.","text_w_direction":"Ever since March Madness ended, I am so bored.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12223,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Guy","text":"How many?","text_w_direction":"How many?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12224,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Ok, you're on.","text_w_direction":"Ok, you're on.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12225,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Ten people, Michael. Ten people. Would you like to be one of them?","text_w_direction":"Ten people, Michael. Ten people. Would you like to be one of them?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12226,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Damn...","text_w_direction":"[mouths] Damn...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12227,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"You have to be alert, and calm. And always careful...","text_w_direction":"[in background] You have to be alert, and calm. And always careful...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12228,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"No, don't worry about it. We'll just got double or nothin'.","text_w_direction":"No, don't worry about it. We'll just got double or nothin'.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12229,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"On what?","text_w_direction":"On what?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12230,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"I don't know, we'll figure somethin' out.","text_w_direction":"I don't know, we'll figure somethin' out.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12231,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Nice.","text_w_direction":"Nice.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12232,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"What are you guys talkin' about?","text_w_direction":"What are you guys talkin' about?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12233,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"These are very dangerous machines down here, and the upstairs workers, Michael, should not go anywhere near them.","text_w_direction":"These are very dangerous machines down here, and the upstairs workers, Michael, should not go anywhere near them.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12234,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, yes. But it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world... if somebody...","text_w_direction":"Yes, yes. But it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world... if somebody...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12235,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darry","text":"It would be the worst thing in the world! It would! Very much so.","text_w_direction":"It would be the worst thing in the world! It would! Very much so.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12236,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Lonny","text":"What the hell is wrong with this man?","text_w_direction":"What the hell is wrong with this man?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12237,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"It's a big red trash compactor!","text_w_direction":"It's a big red trash compactor!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12238,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Lonny","text":"What are you---","text_w_direction":"What are you---","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12239,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"It's not a trash compactor! It's a baler!","text_w_direction":"It's not a trash compactor! It's a baler!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12240,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Lonny","text":"Don't disrespect the baler!","text_w_direction":"Don't disrespect the baler!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12241,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, okay! I got it. I got it. ... Only on the rarest of occasions...","text_w_direction":"Okay, okay! I got it. I got it. ... Only on the rarest of occasions...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12242,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"No do not touch it!","text_w_direction":"No do not touch it!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12243,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"...would I go near---","text_w_direction":"...would I go near---","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12244,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"There is no occasion for you to go near this stuff, okay?","text_w_direction":"There is no occasion for you to go near this stuff, okay?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12245,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Toby now has the floor... and he is going to try not to screw this up, like everything else in his life. Let me rephrase that. I believe that you can do safety training and make it sound just as good as Darryl. Here we go!","text_w_direction":"Toby now has the floor... and he is going to try not to screw this up, like everything else in his life. Let me rephrase that. I believe that you can do safety training and make it sound just as good as Darryl. Here we go!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12246,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Ok, um, one thing that you're gonna want to look out for is carpal tunnel syndrome. It's recommended that you take a ten minute break from typing every hour. For your circulation, you're gonna want to get up out of your chairs and uh, and move around about ten minutes every hour.","text_w_direction":"Ok, um, one thing that you're gonna want to look out for is carpal tunnel syndrome. It's recommended that you take a ten minute break from typing every hour. For your circulation, you're gonna want to get up out of your chairs and uh, and move around about ten minutes every hour.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12247,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, good. Fine. Like stretching and...","text_w_direction":"Yes, good. Fine. Like stretching and...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12248,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Um, yeah. You're computer screen can be a big strain on your eyes, so uh, it's also recommended that you step away for about... about ten minutes every hour.","text_w_direction":"Um, yeah. You're computer screen can be a big strain on your eyes, so uh, it's also recommended that you step away for about... about ten minutes every hour.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12249,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Wow, that is... that time really adds up. That's like... a half an hour, every hour?","text_w_direction":"Wow, that is... that time really adds up. That's like... a half an hour, every hour?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12250,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Take them at the same time.","text_w_direction":"Take them at the same time.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12251,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, you know what? You're making it sound kind of lame. So, skip ahead to the really dangerous stuff. Like sometimes computers can explode, can they not?","text_w_direction":"Ok, you know what? You're making it sound kind of lame. So, skip ahead to the really dangerous stuff. Like sometimes computers can explode, can they not?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12252,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"No, no. Um, you always want to keep a sweater or cardigan of some sort, in case it gets drafty.","text_w_direction":"No, no. Um, you always want to keep a sweater or cardigan of some sort, in case it gets drafty.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12253,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"What about a long sleeve T?","text_w_direction":"What about a long sleeve T?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12254,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Well, that'll work.","text_w_direction":"Well, that'll work.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12255,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Long johns? A shaw?","text_w_direction":"Long johns? A shaw?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12256,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"You know, anything that warms you.","text_w_direction":"You know, anything that warms you.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12257,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, you know what? I think that everybody is going to vomit due to boredom. Sorry, he is very lame. Um, let's see. \"Seasonal affective disorder! A depression that includes weight gain, fatigue, irritability, brought on by the low light of winter.\"","text_w_direction":"Ok, you know what? I think that everybody is going to vomit due to boredom. [to warehouse guys] Sorry, he is very lame. [takes book from Toby] Um, let's see. \"Seasonal affective disorder! A depression that includes weight gain, fatigue, irritability, brought on by the low light of winter.\"","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12258,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Thank God we only had a baler to deal with.","text_w_direction":"Thank God we only had a baler to deal with.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12259,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Lonny","text":"Yeah, that dim light is a bitch, ain't it?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, that dim light is a bitch, ain't it?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12260,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Ok guys, you know what? I didn't--- I didn't interrupt when you were having your presentation.","text_w_direction":"Ok guys, you know what? I didn't--- I didn't interrupt when you were having your presentation.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12261,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Actually, you did.","text_w_direction":"Actually, you did.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12262,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. Okay, let's do another one. This is a good one. \"A particular concern for office workers is a sedimentary life style, which can contribute---\"","text_w_direction":"Yes. Okay, let's do another one. This is a good one. \"A particular concern for office workers is a sedimentary life style, which can contribute---\"","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12263,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Sedentary.","text_w_direction":"Sedentary.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12264,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. \"Which can contribute to heart disease.\" Heart disease kills more people that balers.","text_w_direction":"Yes. \"Which can contribute to heart disease.\" Heart disease kills more people that balers.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12265,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Lonny","text":"That's called having a fat butt, Michael.","text_w_direction":"That's called having a fat butt, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12266,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Mmmm, no, no, it's... sedentary...","text_w_direction":"Mmmm, no, no, it's... sedentary...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12267,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Lonny","text":"Yeah, yeah. That's, that's fat butt disease. That's what you suffer from?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, yeah. That's, that's fat butt disease. That's what you suffer from?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12268,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12269,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Lonny","text":"Fat butt disease, Michael?","text_w_direction":"Fat butt disease, Michael?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12270,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"Excuse me, sea monster, you weigh like a thousand pounds.","text_w_direction":"Excuse me, sea monster, you weigh like a thousand pounds.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12271,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Lonny","text":"Yeah? I bet you'd like to swim with this sea monster, wouldn't you?","text_w_direction":"Yeah? I bet you'd like to swim with this sea monster, wouldn't you?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12272,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"Ryan?","text_w_direction":"Ryan?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12273,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Lonny","text":"Dude, tell your girl to shut up.","text_w_direction":"Dude, tell your girl to shut up.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12274,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"What?!","text_w_direction":"What?!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12275,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Kelly, you insulted the gentleman. Please apologize.","text_w_direction":"Kelly, you insulted the gentleman. Please apologize.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12276,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"Are you kidding me?","text_w_direction":"Are you kidding me?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12277,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Alright, we outta here.","text_w_direction":"Alright, we outta here.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12278,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Darryl, I did not walk out in the middle of yours. So, I---","text_w_direction":"Darryl, I did not walk out in the middle of yours. So, I---","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12279,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Lonny","text":"Yeah, but ours was real, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but ours was real, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12280,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"That's what I've been trying to tell you, Mike. It's serious down there. We do dangerous stuff, man. This is shenanigans, foolishness, Nerf-ball. You live a sweet, little, Nerf-y life. Sittin' on your biscuit. Never havin' to risk it.","text_w_direction":"That's what I've been trying to tell you, Mike. It's serious down there. We do dangerous stuff, man. This is shenanigans, foolishness, Nerf-ball. You live a sweet, little, Nerf-y life. Sittin' on your biscuit. Never havin' to risk it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12281,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. ... What, Nerf isn't cool anymore?","text_w_direction":"Okay. ... What, Nerf isn't cool anymore?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12282,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Darryl thinks he is such a man because he works in a warehouse. I worked in a warehouse. Men's Warehouse. I was a greeter. I'd like to see Darryl greet people. Probably make 'em feel like wimps. Not me, I... \"Hello, I'm Michael. Welcome to Men's Warehouse. We have a special on khaki pants today.\" ... This is one example.","text_w_direction":"Darryl thinks he is such a man because he works in a warehouse. I worked in a warehouse. Men's Warehouse. I was a greeter. I'd like to see Darryl greet people. Probably make 'em feel like wimps. Not me, I... \"Hello, I'm Michael. Welcome to Men's Warehouse. We have a special on khaki pants today.\" ... This is one example.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12283,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Ten.","text_w_direction":"[Pam is holding a jar of jellybeans] Ten.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12284,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"Really, ten? That's your guess? You're a professional accountant.","text_w_direction":"Really, ten? That's your guess? You're a professional accountant.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12285,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"There's like ten green ones.","text_w_direction":"There's like ten green ones.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12286,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"Forty-two.","text_w_direction":"Forty-two.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12287,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"I'm gonna say fifty.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna say fifty.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12288,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Karen","text":"Fifty-one.","text_w_direction":"Fifty-one.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12289,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, don't be that person.","text_w_direction":"Oh, don't be that person.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12290,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"That is lame.","text_w_direction":"That is lame.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12291,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Karen","text":"It's a strategy!","text_w_direction":"It's a strategy!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12292,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"It's called being smart.","text_w_direction":"It's called being smart.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12293,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Karen","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12294,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, geeze.","text_w_direction":"Oh, geeze.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12295,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I don't know how the whole betting thing started, but it's fun.","text_w_direction":"I don't know how the whole betting thing started, but it's fun.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12296,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Ten...","text_w_direction":"Ten...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12297,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Kev's out.","text_w_direction":"Kev's out.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12298,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Damn it.","text_w_direction":"Damn it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12299,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"47, 48, 49! Jim wins!","text_w_direction":"47, 48, 49! Jim wins!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12300,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Everyone","text":"Oooh!","text_w_direction":"Oooh! [Jim claps]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12301,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"That is not fair. He has spent hours up here at reception with you. Hours and hours.","text_w_direction":"That is not fair. He has spent hours up here at reception with you. Hours and hours.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12302,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay, okay.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12303,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"No, constantly. Like, for years.","text_w_direction":"No, constantly. Like, for years.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12304,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12305,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Pam, depression is as scary as a baler, right?","text_w_direction":"Pam, depression is as scary as a baler, right?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12306,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I don't understand the question.","text_w_direction":"I don't understand the question.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12307,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Working in an office can lead to depression. Which can lead to suicide. I mean this is really serious stuff.","text_w_direction":"Working in an office can lead to depression. Which can lead to suicide. I mean this is really serious stuff.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12308,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah...","text_w_direction":"Yeah...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12309,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I--- I--- Nobody commits suicide because they work with a baler, and yet those guys are makin' fun of me, calling me a Nerf, that...","text_w_direction":"I--- I--- Nobody commits suicide because they work with a baler, and yet those guys are makin' fun of me, calling me a Nerf, that...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12310,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"It's really hard to demonstrate depression. Their safety training had visuals.","text_w_direction":"It's really hard to demonstrate depression. Their safety training had visuals.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12311,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah... you are... ah, so right. They had visual aids. And all we had were the facts. You don't go to the science museum and get handed a pamphlet on electricity. You go to the science museum and you put your hand on a metal ball, your hair sticks up straight... and you know science.","text_w_direction":"Yeah... you are... ah, so right. They had visual aids. And all we had were the facts. You don't go to the science museum and get handed a pamphlet on electricity. You go to the science museum and you put your hand on a metal ball, your hair sticks up straight... and you know science.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12312,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"So, you're okay?","text_w_direction":"So, you're okay?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12313,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Indubitably.","text_w_direction":"Indubitably.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12314,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"They use props. They use visual aids, and they just made us look like dopes.","text_w_direction":"They use props. They use visual aids, and they just made us look like dopes.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12315,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Idiots! God, what are we gonna do!?","text_w_direction":"Idiots! God, what are we gonna do!?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12316,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know, I don't know. Because you know what our killer is? Depression---","text_w_direction":"I don't know, I don't know. Because you know what our killer is? Depression---","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12317,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Wolves.","text_w_direction":"Wolves.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12318,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Nn--- Depression.","text_w_direction":"Nn--- Depression.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12319,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Visual aids.","text_w_direction":"Visual aids.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12320,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12321,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"A quilt. Depression quilt?","text_w_direction":"A quilt. Depression quilt?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12322,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Micheal","text":"No time to sew a quilt. ... I got it. Give me the number for the Giant Big Box Toy Store.","text_w_direction":"No time to sew a quilt. ... I got it. Give me the number for the Giant Big Box Toy Store.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12323,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"You may be asking yourself, \"What am I doing on a trampoline?\" Well, I thought I'd bounce here for a while, relieve some stress, and then move on with my day. Not! Here's the plan. Dwight, is going to gather all of the office workers and all of the warehouse guys, we're going to have another safety seminar. Only this time, where's Michael? Oh my God! He is on the roof! Now I have got their attention. I... tell them, about the cold hard facts of depression. And then I say, \"Hey! You ever seen a suicide?\" And I jump. And they freak out. And they get to see... the dangers of depression with their own eyes. Nice side note","text_w_direction":"You may be asking yourself, \"What am I doing on a trampoline?\" Well, I thought I'd bounce here for a while, relieve some stress, and then move on with my day. Not! Here's the plan. Dwight, is going to gather all of the office workers and all of the warehouse guys, we're going to have another safety seminar. Only this time, where's Michael? Oh my God! He is on the roof! Now I have got their attention. I... tell them, about the cold hard facts of depression. And then I say, \"Hey! You ever seen a suicide?\" And I jump. And they freak out. And they get to see... the dangers of depression with their own eyes. Nice side note[/b]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12324,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"So then the next movie moves to the top of the queue. So number five becomes number four, number six becomes number five,number three becomes number two, etc, etc. And let's just say that I just sent back Love Actually, which was awesome. And they sent me Uptown Girls, which is also awesome. But guess what, now I want to see love actually again, but it's at the bottom of the que! Oh no, what do I do!? What I do, is this. I go online, I go click, click, click. And I change the order of the que, so that I can see Love Actually as soon as I want to. It's so easy, Ryan. Do you really not know how Netflix works?","text_w_direction":"So then the next movie moves to the top of the queue. So number five becomes number four, number six becomes number five, [Ryan checks his watch]number three becomes number two, etc, etc. And let's just say that I just sent back Love Actually, which was awesome. [Karen lays money down on the desk next to Ryan] And they sent me Uptown Girls, which is also awesome. But guess what, now I want to see love actually again, [Phyllis throws her money down] but it's at the bottom of the que! Oh no, what do I do!? [Creed throws his money down] What I do, is this. I go online, I go click, click, click. And I change the order of the que, so that I can see Love Actually [Pam throws her money down] as soon as I want to. It's so easy, Ryan. Do you really not know how Netflix works? [Jim throws his money down]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12325,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"I guess I forgot.","text_w_direction":"I guess I forgot. [kisses Kelly, gathers up all the money]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12326,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"You're such a ditz.","text_w_direction":"You're such a ditz.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12327,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Ryan, well done. Two minutes, forty-two seconds. Additionally, Pam, you win ten because she said \"awesome\" 12 times, and Jim, you win five because she mentioned six romantic comedies.","text_w_direction":"Ryan, well done. Two minutes, forty-two seconds. Additionally, Pam, you win ten because she said \"awesome\" 12 times, and Jim, you win five because she mentioned six romantic comedies.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12328,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, let's do this thing! I'll go summon the troops!","text_w_direction":"[on the roof] Okay, let's do this thing! I'll go summon the troops!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12329,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Maybe we should test it first. Letterman-style. Throw a TV over, or...","text_w_direction":"Maybe we should test it first. Letterman-style. Throw a TV over, or...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12330,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"We measured it once...","text_w_direction":"We measured it once...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12331,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Go buy some watermelons.","text_w_direction":"Go buy some watermelons.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12332,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Seedless?","text_w_direction":"Seedless?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12333,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Just...","text_w_direction":"Just...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12334,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Creed is eating an apple. I found a potato.","text_w_direction":"[Creed takes a bite of an apple] Creed is eating an apple. I found a potato.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12335,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Hey Creed.","text_w_direction":"Hey Creed.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12336,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Creed","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12337,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12338,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Creed","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello. [Jim replaces Creed's apple with a potato][Creed takes a bite of the potato]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12339,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12340,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Here you go.","text_w_direction":"Here you go. [hands money]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12341,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Nice.","text_w_direction":"Nice.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12342,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Karen","text":"I don't know this place as well as I thought I did. I'm getting cleaned out.","text_w_direction":"I don't know this place as well as I thought I did. I'm getting cleaned out.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12343,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Ready?","text_w_direction":"Ready?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12344,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Let's do it! Drop that sucker.","text_w_direction":"Let's do it! Drop that sucker.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12345,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[drops watermelon, watermelon bounces off trampoline, onto a car, bursts, car alarm sounds]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12346,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"BINGO! WHOA WHOA WHOA! Oh... crap. Deactivate the car alarm. Clean up the mess.","text_w_direction":"BINGO! WHOA WHOA WHOA! Oh... crap. Deactivate the car alarm. Clean up the mess.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12347,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12348,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Find out whose car that is. If it's Stanley's, call the offices of James P. Albini, see if he handles hate crimes.","text_w_direction":"Find out whose car that is. If it's Stanley's, call the offices of James P. Albini, see if he handles hate crimes.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12349,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Got it.","text_w_direction":"Got it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12350,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Also, take apart the trampoline, stick it in the baler.","text_w_direction":"Also, take apart the trampoline, stick it in the baler.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12351,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"We're not allowed to use the baler.","text_w_direction":"We're not allowed to use the baler.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12352,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Have Pa--adge do it, or... the sea monster.","text_w_direction":"Have Pa--adge do it, or... the sea monster.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12353,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm on it!","text_w_direction":"I'm on it!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12354,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm temporarily lifting the shun.","text_w_direction":"I'm temporarily lifting the shun.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12355,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12356,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"It means nothing. I need you to do something for me.","text_w_direction":"It means nothing. I need you to do something for me.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12357,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Anything.","text_w_direction":"Anything.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12358,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, calm down. I need you to acquire an inflatable house, and/or castle.","text_w_direction":"Okay, calm down. I need you to acquire an inflatable house, and/or castle.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12359,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"You mean a moon bounce.","text_w_direction":"You mean a moon bounce.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12360,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"What do you think? You've got an hour.","text_w_direction":"What do you think? You've got an hour.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12361,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"I'm gonna need... I'm gonna need petty cash.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna need... I'm gonna need petty cash.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12362,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Shunning resumed.","text_w_direction":"Shunning resumed.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12363,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Do you, do you want a drawbridge?","text_w_direction":"Do you, do you want a drawbridge?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12364,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Un-shun. Yeah that sounds good. Re-shun.","text_w_direction":"Un-shun. Yeah that sounds good. Re-shun.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12365,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh yeah, this is much better. Safer. Excellent decision.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah, this is much better. Safer. Excellent decision.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12366,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, thank you for seeing that.","text_w_direction":"Yes, thank you for seeing that.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12367,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"When you land, try and land like an eight year-old. These bouncy castles are not designed for adults.","text_w_direction":"When you land, try and land like an eight year-old. These bouncy castles are not designed for adults.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12368,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know if I wanna do this.","text_w_direction":"I don't know if I wanna do this.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12369,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Do you wanna do another test? I got plenty of watermelons in my trunk!","text_w_direction":"Do you wanna do another test? I got plenty of watermelons in my trunk!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12370,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No. No more. The tests are going terrible. If we keep doing it, we're not gonna want to jump. This is about doing, not thinking.","text_w_direction":"No. No more. The tests are going terrible. If we keep doing it, we're not gonna want to jump. This is about doing, not thinking.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12371,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"That's right! Doing! Totally doing! It's rock n' roll!","text_w_direction":"That's right! Doing! Totally doing! It's rock n' roll!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12372,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Rock n' roll!","text_w_direction":"Rock n' roll!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12373,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12374,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"That's right! I am not thinking.","text_w_direction":"That's right! I am not thinking.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12375,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Near near near near near!","text_w_direction":"[imitating the sound and playing an air guitar] Near near near near near!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12376,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yes! Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yes! Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12377,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael is awesome! Jumpin' off the roof!","text_w_direction":"[singing] Michael is awesome! Jumpin' off the roof!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12378,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Woo!","text_w_direction":"Woo!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12379,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Bouncin' on the bouncy bounce! Show 'em who's boss!","text_w_direction":"[singing] Bouncin' on the bouncy bounce! Show 'em who's boss!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12380,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Woo!","text_w_direction":"Woo!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12381,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Rip a hole in the suuuuuuun!","text_w_direction":"[singing] Rip a hole in the suuuuuuun!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12382,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I am ready to do this! I am ready to make a point!","text_w_direction":"I am ready to do this! I am ready to make a point! [Dwight continues air guitar]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12383,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Guys! Listen up! Michael is up on the roof, and acting strange!","text_w_direction":"[out of breath] Guys! Listen up! Michael is up on the roof, and acting strange!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12384,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Whoa! What's the situation?","text_w_direction":"Whoa! What's the situation?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12385,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Un-shun. I think he's suffering from depression. Re-shun.","text_w_direction":"[hesitates] Un-shun. I think he's suffering from depression. Re-shun.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12386,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Ok, when's the shunning thing gonna end?","text_w_direction":"Ok, when's the shunning thing gonna end?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12387,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Un-shun. Never. Re-shun. I think he wants you all to come out to the parking lot and watch him die!","text_w_direction":"Un-shun. Never. Re-shun. I think he wants you all to come out to the parking lot and watch him die!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12388,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"Is it nice outside?","text_w_direction":"Is it nice outside?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12389,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"It's gorgeous. Let's go!","text_w_direction":"It's gorgeous. Let's go!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12390,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"Do I need my jacket?","text_w_direction":"Do I need my jacket?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12391,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"No really, it's, it's very nice. Come on!","text_w_direction":"No really, it's, it's very nice. Come on!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12392,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Will I be too warm in a long sleeve T?","text_w_direction":"Will I be too warm in a long sleeve T?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12393,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Everybody's gonna be fine in exactly what they're wearing, let's go! Let's go!","text_w_direction":"Everybody's gonna be fine in exactly what they're wearing, let's go! Let's go!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12394,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Come on, hurry up you guys!","text_w_direction":"[outside] Come on, hurry up you guys!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12395,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"My life! Oh, my life...","text_w_direction":"[on the roof] My life! Oh, my life...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12396,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael, what's wrong?!","text_w_direction":"[on megaphone] Michael, what's wrong?!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12397,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Everything's wrong. The stress of my modern office, has caused me to go into a depression.","text_w_direction":"Everything's wrong. The stress of my modern office, has caused me to go into a depression.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12398,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?","text_w_direction":"Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12399,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight, you ignorant slut. Depression is a very serious illness. Over 32 thousand people commit suicide every year! According to a 2004 study!","text_w_direction":"Dwight, you ignorant slut. Depression is a very serious illness. Over 32 thousand people commit suicide every year! According to a 2004 study!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12400,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Is that the last year the data was available?","text_w_direction":"Is that the last year the data was available?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12401,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yes! My head is in such pain! And turmoil!","text_w_direction":"Yes! My head is in such pain! And turmoil!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12402,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Don't do anything rash!","text_w_direction":"Don't do anything rash!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12403,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Wait, where are the warehouse guys?","text_w_direction":"Wait, where are the warehouse guys?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12404,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"I didn't... I didn't think you needed them for this part.","text_w_direction":"I didn't... [Dwight runs up to the side of the building] I didn't think you needed them for this part.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12405,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Okay... that's...","text_w_direction":"Okay... that's...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12406,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"you said to just...","text_w_direction":"you said to just...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12407,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"That's the whole point, dummy.","text_w_direction":"That's the whole point, dummy.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12408,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, I'm on it!","text_w_direction":"Okay, I'm on it!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12409,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12410,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Attention blue collar workers!","text_w_direction":"Attention blue collar workers!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12411,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"What are the odds that this is in any way real?","text_w_direction":"What are the odds that this is in any way real?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12412,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"I'd say like... 10,000 to 1?","text_w_direction":"I'd say like... 10,000 to 1?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12413,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Okay, I'd like ten bucks on those odds.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I'd like ten bucks on those odds.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12414,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"If someone gives you 10,000 to 1 on anything, you take it. If John Mellencamp ever wins an Oscar, I am going to be a very rich dude.","text_w_direction":"If someone gives you 10,000 to 1 on anything, you take it. If John Mellencamp ever wins an Oscar, I am going to be a very rich dude.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12415,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael's up on the roof and he's acting strange!","text_w_direction":"Michael's up on the roof and he's acting strange!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12416,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oooooh, my life!","text_w_direction":"Oooooh, my life!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12417,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael! What's wrong?","text_w_direction":"Michael! What's wrong?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12418,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Everything is wrong, Dwight. The stress of my modern office, has made me depressed.","text_w_direction":"Everything is wrong, Dwight. The stress of my modern office, has made me depressed.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12419,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Depressed? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?","text_w_direction":"Depressed? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12420,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight, you ignorant slut.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, you ignorant slut.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12421,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Well, you know, the first performance was a little off. But I really think they hit their stride, in the second show. Um, might even bring my parents tomorrow, to the matinee.","text_w_direction":"Well, you know, the first performance was a little off. But I really think they hit their stride, in the second show. Um, might even bring my parents tomorrow, to the matinee.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12422,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"And that is why, I am going to jump off this roof!","text_w_direction":"And that is why, I am going to jump off this roof!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12423,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, excuse me. It's my... favorite part.","text_w_direction":"Oh, excuse me. It's my... favorite part.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12424,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"This is just offensive.","text_w_direction":"This is just offensive.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12425,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"At least we're outside.","text_w_direction":"At least we're outside.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12426,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Creed","text":"Hey, check it out, there's a... there's a castle over there.","text_w_direction":"[zipping up his pants] Hey, check it out, there's a... there's a castle over there.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12427,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Oh my God, there is a castle.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, there is a castle.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12428,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"No, there's nothing to see over there, people! There's nothing to see. ...They found the castle, Michael.","text_w_direction":"No, there's nothing to see over there, people! There's nothing to see. ...They found the castle, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12429,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Damn it.","text_w_direction":"Damn it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12430,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Oh... God. Oh my God, he's gonna jump.","text_w_direction":"Oh... God. Oh my God, he's gonna jump.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12431,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Oh. He's going to kill himself, pretending to kill himself.","text_w_direction":"Oh. He's going to kill himself, pretending to kill himself.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12432,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah...","text_w_direction":"Yeah...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12433,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Hey uh, Michael. Don't jump on the bouncy castle. You can't do that, because you're going to get horribly, horribly injured.","text_w_direction":"Hey uh, Michael. Don't jump on the bouncy castle. You can't do that, because you're going to get horribly, horribly injured.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12434,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Hey Michael! I have a present for you, but you have to come down and get it.","text_w_direction":"Hey Michael! I have a present for you, but you have to come down and get it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12435,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"What is it?","text_w_direction":"What is it?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12436,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Come down and... open it and you'll see.","text_w_direction":"Come down and... open it and you'll see.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12437,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight, find out what the present is.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, find out what the present is.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12438,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, uh... I don't see anything. She might be bluffing.","text_w_direction":"Okay, uh... I don't see anything. She might be bluffing.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12439,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight...","text_w_direction":"Dwight...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12440,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Dwight, what are you---","text_w_direction":"Dwight, what are you---","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12441,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh... It's uh, a Repliee Q1 Expo female robot, they're only available in Japan.","text_w_direction":"Oh... It's uh, a Repliee Q1 Expo female robot, they're only available in Japan.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12442,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight, you are such a liar. Pam, really, what is it?","text_w_direction":"Dwight, you are such a liar. Pam, really, what is it?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12443,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Mike, this is the opposite of safety. You jump, you're gonna serious hurt yourself.","text_w_direction":"Mike, this is the opposite of safety. You jump, you're gonna serious hurt yourself.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12444,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"You told me, that I lead a... cushy, wimpy, Nerf life.","text_w_direction":"You told me, that I lead a... cushy, wimpy, Nerf life.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12445,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah, but I never said you had nothing to live for.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but I never said you had nothing to live for.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12446,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"What do I have to live for?","text_w_direction":"What do I have to live for?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12447,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"A lot... of things. Uh, you, uh... What about Jan? Lovely, lovely, lovely Jan, man. It's goin' good, right?","text_w_direction":"A lot... of things. Uh, you, uh... What about Jan? Lovely, lovely, lovely Jan, man. It's goin' good, right?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12448,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"It's complicated with Jan. And I don't know where I stand, or what I want. The s*x isn't nearly as good as it used to be.","text_w_direction":"It's complicated with Jan. And I don't know where I stand, or what I want. The s*x isn't nearly as good as it used to be.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12449,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Mike, you're a very brave man. I mean, it takes courage just to be you. To get out of bed every single day, knowing full well, you gotta be you.","text_w_direction":"Mike, you're a very brave man. I mean, it takes courage just to be you. To get out of bed every single day, knowing full well, you gotta be you.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12450,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Do you really mean that?","text_w_direction":"Do you really mean that?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12451,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"I couldn't do it. I--- I ain't that strong. And I ain't that brave.","text_w_direction":"I couldn't do it. I--- I ain't that strong. And I ain't that brave.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12452,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I'm braver than you?","text_w_direction":"I'm braver than you?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12453,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Way braver! You Braveheart, man.","text_w_direction":"Way braver! You Braveheart, man.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12454,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I Braveheart. I am.","text_w_direction":"I Braveheart. I am.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12455,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Come down, okay?","text_w_direction":"Come down, okay?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12456,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Pam, I'm coming down to get my present.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Pam, I'm coming down to get my present.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12457,"season":3,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Safety Training","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"An office... is as safe as the people in it. And sometimes those people can drive you to do crazy things to show the dangers of the office. That's the danger I found myself in today. I saved a life. My own. Am I a hero? I really can't say. But, yes.","text_w_direction":"An office... is as safe as the people in it. And sometimes those people can drive you to do crazy things to show the dangers of the office. That's the danger I found myself in today. I saved a life. My own. Am I a hero? I really can't say. But, yes.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2424,"air_date":"2007-04-12"}
{"index":12458,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"It's kind of blurry. That's better. Question. What kind of bear is best?","text_w_direction":"[Dressed as Dwight] It's kind of blurry. [puts on his glasses] That's better. [exhales] Question. What kind of bear is best?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12459,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"That's a ridiculous question.","text_w_direction":"That's a ridiculous question.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12460,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"False. Black bear.","text_w_direction":"False. Black bear.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12461,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Well that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought---","text_w_direction":"Well that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought---","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12462,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.","text_w_direction":"Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12463,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Bears do not--- What is going on--- What are you doing?!","text_w_direction":"Bears do not--- What is going on--- What are you doing?!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12464,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Last week, I was in a drug store and I saw these glasses. Uh, four dollars. And it only cost me seven dollars to recreate the rest of the ensemble. And that's a grand total of... eleven dollars.","text_w_direction":"Last week, I was in a drug store and I saw these glasses. Uh, four dollars. And it only cost me seven dollars to recreate the rest of the ensemble. And that's a grand total of... [Jim calculates the total on his calculator-watch] eleven dollars.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12465,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"You know what? Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, so I thank you. Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!","text_w_direction":"You know what? Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, so I thank you. [Jim places a bobble-head on his desk] Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12466,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"... MICHAEL!","text_w_direction":"... MICHAEL!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12467,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, that's funny. MICHAEL!","text_w_direction":"Oh, that's funny. MICHAEL!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12468,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Yes, I understand. Can I transfer you to customer relations?","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Yes, I understand. Can I transfer you to customer relations?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12469,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Absolutely. I couldn't be more sorry about this.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Absolutely. I couldn't be more sorry about this.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12470,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"I know, I know. We're all trying to get to the bottom of this.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] I know, I know. We're all trying to get to the bottom of this.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12471,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"I am upset. Don't I sound upset?","text_w_direction":"[on phone] I am upset. Don't I sound upset?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12472,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"It is disgusting. I totally agree. Well, we're going to recalling all of that paper.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] It is disgusting. I totally agree. Well, we're going to recalling all of that paper.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12473,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"We have a crisis. Apparently, a disgruntled employee at the paper mill decided that it would be funny to put an obscene watermark on our 24 pound cream butter stock. Five hundred boxes has gone out, with the image of a beloved cartoon duck, performing... unspeakable acts upon a certain cartoon mouse that a lot of people like. I've never been a fan.","text_w_direction":"We have a crisis. Apparently, a disgruntled employee at the paper mill decided that it would be funny to put an obscene watermark on our 24 pound cream butter stock. Five hundred boxes has gone out, with the image of a beloved cartoon duck, performing... unspeakable acts upon a certain cartoon mouse that a lot of people like. I've never been a fan.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12474,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Everybody in here. STAT. No time to lose. Cri-Man-Squa. F and C, doubletime.","text_w_direction":"Everybody in here. STAT. No time to lose. Cri-Man-Squa. F and C, doubletime.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12475,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Cri-Man-Squa?","text_w_direction":"Cri-Man-Squa?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12476,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Crisis Management Squad.","text_w_direction":"Crisis Management Squad.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12477,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"F and C, doubletime?","text_w_direction":"F and C, doubletime?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12478,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Front and Center. Twice as fast as you would normally go. Any other questions?","text_w_direction":"Front and Center. Twice as fast as you would normally go. Any other questions?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12479,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"One more. Why are you talking like that?","text_w_direction":"One more. Why are you talking like that?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12480,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"To save time, Jim.","text_w_direction":"To save time, Jim.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12481,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Karen","text":"Actually I think you could make the argument that it wastes time.","text_w_direction":"Actually I think you could make the argument that it wastes time.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12482,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, she has a good point. I mean, for example, with the last thing you said, by the time you explained it, it actually took up more time.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, she has a good point. I mean, for example, with the last thing you said, by the time you explained it, it actually took up more time.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12483,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"You know what? Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh! Forget it. Where is Creed?","text_w_direction":"You know what? Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh! Forget it. Where is Creed?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12484,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Creed","text":"Here.","text_w_direction":"Here.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12485,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Creed. Quality assurance. Your job. I really think you screwed the pooch on one, Creed. Because of you, the entire company is in jeopardy.","text_w_direction":"Creed. Quality assurance. Your job. I really think you screwed the pooch on one, Creed. Because of you, the entire company is in jeopardy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12486,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Creed","text":"Every week I'm supposed to take four hours and do a quality spot-check at the paper mill. And of course the one year I blow it off, this happens.","text_w_direction":"Every week I'm supposed to take four hours and do a quality spot-check at the paper mill. And of course the one year I blow it off, this happens.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12487,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"We have a lot of angry customers out there. This puts us at threat level midnight. Accounting, you are on customer service duty today.","text_w_direction":"We have a lot of angry customers out there. This puts us at threat level midnight. Accounting, you are on customer service duty today.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12488,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"That's really not our job.","text_w_direction":"That's really not our job.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12489,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Midnight, Oscar! Don't worry, Kelly will be training you first.","text_w_direction":"Midnight, Oscar! Don't worry, Kelly will be training you first.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12490,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"Kelly's training us?","text_w_direction":"Kelly's training us?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12491,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"This day is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. This day is bananas! B-A-N-A-","text_w_direction":"This day is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. This day is bananas! B-A-N-A-","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12492,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"I don't have a headache. I'm just preparing.","text_w_direction":"[getting a pill from the bottle] I don't have a headache. I'm just preparing.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12493,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Jim, big fire in your house. Your client, Dunmore High-school, sent out their prom invitations on this paper. Went home to all the kids.","text_w_direction":"Jim, big fire in your house. Your client, Dunmore High-school, sent out their prom invitations on this paper. Went home to all the kids.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12494,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, I gotta call out on that.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I gotta call out on that.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12495,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no, no. Not good enough. This is a keystone account. I want you in the school. In person.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no. Not good enough. This is a keystone account. I want you in the school. In person.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12496,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12497,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I want you to bring a partner.","text_w_direction":"I want you to bring a partner.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12498,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"I'll go.","text_w_direction":"I'll go.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12499,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"No, sweet cheeks. We need someone who's actually made a sale. Andy, you go.","text_w_direction":"No, sweet cheeks. We need someone who's actually made a sale. Andy, you go.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12500,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"William Dolittle at your service. A.K.A., Will Do.","text_w_direction":"[English accent] William Dolittle at your service. A.K.A., Will Do.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12501,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, I'm definitely gonna go alone.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I'm definitely gonna go alone.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12502,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"No, no. I need two men on this. That's what she said. No time! But she did. NO TIME! Guys, get on this. Dwight, I want you to be in charge of the press conference.","text_w_direction":"No, no. I need two men on this. That's what she said. No time! But she did. NO TIME! Guys, get on this. Dwight, I want you to be in charge of the press conference.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12503,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes! You are entering the \"No Spin Zone!\"","text_w_direction":"Yes! You are entering the \"No Spin Zone!\"","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12504,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"We're having a press conference?","text_w_direction":"We're having a press conference?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12505,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"No, Pam. The press is just gonna find out by themselves.","text_w_direction":"No, Pam. The press is just gonna find out by themselves.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12506,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Not!","text_w_direction":"Not! [scoffs]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12507,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Here's the thing. When a company screws up, best thing to do is call a press conference. Alert the media, and then you control the story. Wait for them to find out, and the story controls you. That's what happened to O.J.","text_w_direction":"Here's the thing. When a company screws up, best thing to do is call a press conference. Alert the media, and then you control the story. Wait for them to find out, and the story controls you. That's what happened to O.J.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12508,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I have invited Barbara Allen, one of our oldest clients, to come in here, and meet with me, for a personal apology. The press wants a story, I will give them a story.","text_w_direction":"I have invited Barbara Allen, one of our oldest clients, to come in here, and meet with me, for a personal apology. The press wants a story, I will give them a story.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12509,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, did the press ask for a story?","text_w_direction":"Oh, did the press ask for a story?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12510,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Here is your headline. \"Scranton Area Paper Company, Dunder Mifflin, apologizes to valued client. Some companies still know how business is done.\" Okay? Battle stations everybody, let's go, go, go, go, go, go!","text_w_direction":"Here is your headline. \"Scranton Area Paper Company, Dunder Mifflin, apologizes to valued client. Some companies still know how business is done.\" Okay? Battle stations everybody, let's go, go, go, go, go, go!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12511,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Creed","text":"Yes, hello. Creed Bratton, Quality Assurance, Dunder Mifflin Scranton. I was supposed to meet with one of your floor managers last week for a quality inspection, and he or she wasn't there. And I'm trying to remember who it was. Mm-hmm. Who wasn't there last week? Debbie Brown. And which day was that? Wednesday, the eleventh. Perfect.","text_w_direction":"Yes, hello. Creed Bratton, Quality Assurance, Dunder Mifflin Scranton. I was supposed to meet with one of your floor managers last week for a quality inspection, and he or she wasn't there. And I'm trying to remember who it was. Mm-hmm. Who wasn't there last week? Debbie Brown. And which day was that? Wednesday, the eleventh. Perfect.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12512,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Creed","text":"The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job. I will do whatever it takes to survive. Like I did... when I was a homeless man.","text_w_direction":"The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job. I will do whatever it takes to survive. Like I did... when I was a homeless man.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12513,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"Look, I know the reason that you guys became accountants is because you're not good at interacting with people. But guess what? From now on, you guys are no longer losers! So give yourselves a round of applause.","text_w_direction":"Look, I know the reason that you guys became accountants is because you're not good at interacting with people. But guess what? From now on, you guys are no longer losers! So give yourselves a round of applause. [Kelly and Kevin clap]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12514,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"I wonder how many phone calls you're missing while you're teaching us to answer calls.","text_w_direction":"I wonder how many phone calls you're missing while you're teaching us to answer calls.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12515,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"I know, right? Probably a lot.","text_w_direction":"I know, right? Probably a lot.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12516,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"Can you just tell us what we need to do so we can go?","text_w_direction":"Can you just tell us what we need to do so we can go?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12517,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"OK, Angela. I love your enthusiasm. All you need to know how to do is pick up the phone and say \"Customer Service, this is Kelly!\" Except don't say \"Kelly,\" say your own name. Or if you're bored, you can just make up a name. Like one time, I said I was Bridget Jones, and I talked like this for the whole conversation!","text_w_direction":"OK, Angela. I love your enthusiasm. All you need to know how to do is pick up the phone and say \"Customer Service, this is Kelly!\" Except don't say \"Kelly,\" say your own name. Or if you're bored, you can just make up a name. Like one time, I said I was Bridget Jones, [in an English accent] and I talked like this for the whole conversation!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12518,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh! Can I be Australian, mate?","text_w_direction":"Oh! Can I be [horrible Australian accent] Australian, mate?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12519,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"Absolutely!","text_w_direction":"[in accent] Absolutely!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12520,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"'ello, mate!","text_w_direction":"[in accent] 'ello, mate!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12521,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"I like ice cream! I need a boyfriend.","text_w_direction":"[in accent] I like ice cream! I need a boyfriend.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12522,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"I like ice cream too, mate. Alligators and dingo babies.","text_w_direction":"[in accent] I like ice cream too, mate. Alligators and dingo babies.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12523,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Beer me!","text_w_direction":"Beer me!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12524,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"What's that?","text_w_direction":"What's that?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12525,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Hand me that water. I always say \"Beer me.\" Gets a laugh like a quarter of the time. So how's what's-her-name?","text_w_direction":"Hand me that water. I always say \"Beer me.\" Gets a laugh like a quarter of the time. So how's what's-her-name?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12526,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"You know her name.","text_w_direction":"You know her name.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12527,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Who, Karen? Yeah, she's only one of my oldest friends. Mmm. How's the apartment hangin'?","text_w_direction":"Who, Karen? Yeah, she's only one of my oldest friends. [takes swig of water] Mmm. How's the apartment hangin'?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12528,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"It's fine.","text_w_direction":"It's fine.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12529,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Nice. Check out this sunshine, man. Global warming, right? Today was supposed to be really cold, I bet.","text_w_direction":"Nice. Check out this sunshine, man. Global warming, right? Today was supposed to be really cold, I bet.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12530,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"What about music? Do you have any music?","text_w_direction":"What about music? Do you have any music?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12531,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Uh, yeah. Should have said so. Rha-dah-dah-dah! Give me the beat, boys, and free my soul. I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away-he-hay. Ruu-da-doo-da-doo, ba-dit-da-doo-da-dun, Give me the beat, boys, and free my little-ole-soul, I wa--","text_w_direction":"Uh, yeah. Should have said so. [sings] Rha-dah-dah-dah! Give me the beat, boys, and free my soul. I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away-he-hay. Ruu-da-doo-da-doo, ba-dit-da-doo-da-dun, Give me the beat, boys, and free my little-ole-soul, I wa--","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12532,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"I was thinkin' about more like a CD, or... a CD.","text_w_direction":"I was thinkin' about more like a CD, or... a CD.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12533,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Your call, dude. My girlfriend made an awesome mix. Beer me that disc.","text_w_direction":"Your call, dude. My girlfriend made an awesome mix. Beer me that disc.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12534,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Lord, beer me strength.","text_w_direction":"Lord, beer me strength.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12535,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"So, Tuna. When we get in there, let's do a really good job, okay?","text_w_direction":"So, Tuna. When we get in there, let's do a really good job, okay?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12536,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Did that really need to be said?","text_w_direction":"Did that really need to be said?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12537,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Well not everything a guy says needs to be said. Sometimes it's just about the music of the conversation.","text_w_direction":"Well not everything a guy says needs to be said. Sometimes it's just about the music of the conversation.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12538,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Whoa! What the--- Why is my girlfriend here?","text_w_direction":"Whoa! What the--- Why is my girlfriend here?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12539,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, is she that teacher in the white?","text_w_direction":"Oh, is she that teacher in the white?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12540,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"No, she's a part-time frozen yogurt chef.","text_w_direction":"No, she's a part-time frozen yogurt chef.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12541,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Which one... is she?","text_w_direction":"Which one... is she?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12542,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"The one in the green hoodie.","text_w_direction":"The one in the green hoodie.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12543,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12544,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"I wonder if she's, like, a... a guidance counselor, or something?","text_w_direction":"I wonder if she's, like, a... a guidance counselor, or something?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12545,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"No, I don't think so.","text_w_direction":"No, I don't think so.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12546,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"She's like, probably a tutor.","text_w_direction":"She's like, probably a tutor.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12547,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Nope.","text_w_direction":"Nope.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12548,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"She probably a t--","text_w_direction":"She probably a t--","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12549,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12550,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Sh---","text_w_direction":"Sh---","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12551,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12552,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"OK, press conference in 45. Dwight, make sure this place looks nice.","text_w_direction":"OK, press conference in 45. Dwight, make sure this place looks nice.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12553,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"On it. OK, Karen, Ryan, Pam, center stage. Pam, run a comb through your hair.","text_w_direction":"On it. OK, Karen, Ryan, Pam, center stage. Pam, run a comb through your hair.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12554,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"First rule in road-side beet sales","text_w_direction":"First rule in road-side beet sales","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12555,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey! Look sharp! Hey! Uh, Hi. Hello, Dwight Schrute.","text_w_direction":"[Chad Lite walks in the door] [to Office workers] Hey! [snaps twice] Look sharp! [to Chad Lite] Hey! Uh, Hi. Hello, Dwight Schrute.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12556,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Chad Lite","text":"Hi, uh---","text_w_direction":"Hi, uh---","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12557,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"And you must be uh, from the Washington Post.","text_w_direction":"And you must be uh, from the Washington Post.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12558,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Chad Lite","text":"Scranton Times. Chad Lite, \"Lighter Side of Life.\"","text_w_direction":"Scranton Times. Chad Lite, \"Lighter Side of Life.\"","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12559,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"And \"Breaking Corporate News.\"","text_w_direction":"And \"Breaking Corporate News.\"","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12560,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Chad Lite","text":"And obits.","text_w_direction":"And obits.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12561,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, dear God. OK, here are your credentials. You've been granted level three security clearance.","text_w_direction":"Oh, dear God. OK, here are your credentials. You've been granted level three security clearance.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12562,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Chad Lite","text":"Oh...","text_w_direction":"Oh...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12563,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Don't get too excited, that's out of 20. Right this way. Regional Manager Michael Scott will be addressing the client in the press room shortly. Have a seat, can I get you a beverage?","text_w_direction":"Don't get too excited, that's out of 20. Right this way. Regional Manager Michael Scott will be addressing the client in the press room shortly. Have a seat, can I get you a beverage?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12564,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Chad Lite","text":"Uh, yeah, I'd like uh, uh---","text_w_direction":"Uh, yeah, I'd like uh, uh---","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12565,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"[shuts door on him] Great.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12566,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, Andy. You know what? We don't have a lot of time, so we should probably...","text_w_direction":"Oh, Andy. You know what? We don't have a lot of time, so we should probably...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12567,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Jamie!","text_w_direction":"Jamie!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12568,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Andy--- Ohh...","text_w_direction":"Andy--- Ohh...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12569,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"What are you doing here?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing here?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12570,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jamie","text":"Andy?","text_w_direction":"Andy?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12571,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Are you a student here?","text_w_direction":"Are you a student here?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12572,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jamie","text":"Oh... yeah...","text_w_direction":"Oh... yeah...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12573,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"You never told me you were in high-school!","text_w_direction":"You never told me you were in high-school!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12574,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jamie","text":"This is weird. I... gotta go to Spanish.","text_w_direction":"This is weird. I... gotta go to Spanish.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12575,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"OH MY GOD!","text_w_direction":"OH MY GOD!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12576,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Oh my God.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12577,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"I had no idea.","text_w_direction":"I had no idea.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12578,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Well... that's not gonna hold up in court.","text_w_direction":"Well... that's not gonna hold up in court.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12579,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Huh... We didn't do anything illegal. Except knock over a mailbox with her friends.","text_w_direction":"Huh... We didn't do anything illegal. Except knock over a mailbox with her friends.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12580,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Sir, yes, you have a valid point. I'm sorry. No, I am so sorry.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Sir, yes, you have a valid point. I'm sorry. No, I am so sorry.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12581,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"Really, Dixon City? ...Carbondale.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Really, Dixon City? ...Carbondale.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12582,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"Excuse me? Well, I don't see how that's our fault. And I've already told you, the official position of Dunder Mifflin is apologetic, so I don't know what you want from me.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Excuse me? Well, I don't see how that's our fault. And I've already told you, the official position of Dunder Mifflin is apologetic, so I don't know what you want from me. [hangs up]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12583,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"OK, first, I just wanna say that you are doing sooo good. Look, you have so many good qualities, that the one that you might wanna work on is, apologizing?","text_w_direction":"OK, first, I just wanna say that you are doing sooo good. Look, you have so many good qualities, that the one that you might wanna work on is, apologizing?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12584,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Creed","text":"When I went over Wednesday, for the spot-check, I got a call from Debbie Brown, saying she has an emergency dentist appointment.","text_w_direction":"When I went over Wednesday, for the spot-check, I got a call from Debbie Brown, saying she has an emergency dentist appointment.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12585,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Emergency dentist appointment.","text_w_direction":"Emergency dentist appointment.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12586,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Creed","text":"Now I'm told she told her manager she had the flu. I'm a trusting guy, but uh, I just wish Debbie Brown had been there. We would have caught this.","text_w_direction":"Now I'm told she told her manager she had the flu. I'm a trusting guy, but uh, I just wish Debbie Brown had been there. We would have caught this.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12587,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Yes, I'll be sure someone returns your call. I'm so sorry. Bye.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I'll be sure someone returns your call. I'm so sorry. Bye.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12588,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Barbara","text":"Hello, I'm looking for Michael Scott.","text_w_direction":"Hello, I'm looking for Michael Scott.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12589,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Mrs. Allen is our most important client... because every client is our most important client. Even though she's a pretty unimportant client, really.","text_w_direction":"Mrs. Allen is our most important client... because every client is our most important client. Even though she's a pretty unimportant client, really.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12590,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"And so, with the eyes of the nation upon us, I would like to say that Dunder Mifflin truly regrets this unfortunate incident. And, as a gesture of gratitude, for your continued loyalty, Mrs. Allen, I would like to present you with this novelty check, for six months of free paper or 25 reams, whichever comes first.","text_w_direction":"And so, with the eyes of the nation upon us, I would like to say that Dunder Mifflin truly regrets this unfortunate incident. And, as a gesture of gratitude, for your continued loyalty, Mrs. Allen, I would like to present you with this novelty check, for six months of free paper or 25 reams, whichever comes first.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12591,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"You look good in this.","text_w_direction":"[snaps picture with his camera phone] You look good in this.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12592,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"So, let us consider this matter ended.","text_w_direction":"So, let us consider this matter ended.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12593,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Barbara","text":"Well it isn't ended. I'm... I'm very angry. I--- I could have lost business.","text_w_direction":"Well it isn't ended. I'm... I'm very angry. I--- I could have lost business.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12594,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I know, I know you're angry. And we are truly, truly sorry.","text_w_direction":"I know, I know you're angry. And we are truly, truly sorry.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12595,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Barbara","text":"I don't accept your apology. The watermark was obscene and horrifying.","text_w_direction":"I don't accept your apology. The watermark was obscene and horrifying.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12596,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Well, we are extremely sorry.","text_w_direction":"Well, we are extremely sorry.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12597,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Barbara","text":"I don't accept.","text_w_direction":"I don't accept.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12598,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"School Official","text":"I'll be with you in a moment.","text_w_direction":"I'll be with you in a moment.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12599,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12600,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Who was that guy she was talking to? At her locker.","text_w_direction":"Who was that guy she was talking to? At her locker.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12601,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Not important. Because you're not dating her. Because it's a felony.","text_w_direction":"Not important. Because you're not dating her. Because it's a felony.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12602,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"But who was that guy?","text_w_direction":"But who was that guy?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12603,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Probably another high-school student.","text_w_direction":"Probably another high-school student.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12604,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"School Official","text":"The issue with the watermark is very serious.","text_w_direction":"The issue with the watermark is very serious.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12605,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Absolutely.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12606,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"School Official","text":"We teach our students that character counts.","text_w_direction":"We teach our students that character counts.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12607,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"And you should.","text_w_direction":"And you should.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12608,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"School Official","text":"But---","text_w_direction":"But---","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12609,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Pfft. You don't teach it well enough. One of your students is a bitch.","text_w_direction":"[scoffs] Pfft. You don't teach it well enough. One of your students is a bitch.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12610,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Andy... is having a real rough day today.","text_w_direction":"Andy... is having a real rough day today.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12611,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"I want to take out an ad, in your yearbook. A full page, two words---","text_w_direction":"I want to take out an ad, in your yearbook. A full page, two words---","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12612,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"\"Good luck.\"","text_w_direction":"\"Good luck.\"","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12613,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"That's not what I had in mind.","text_w_direction":"That's not what I had in mind.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12614,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"Ask where he's from.","text_w_direction":"Ask where he's from.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12615,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"Where are you from? Ohio? That's nice. So what do you want? He's upset about the watermark.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Where are you from? Ohio? That's nice. So what do you want? [to Kelly] He's upset about the watermark.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12616,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"OK, great. Now tell him that it was an unfortunate error, and we're doing everything we can do to fix it, and that you're sorry.","text_w_direction":"OK, great. Now tell him that it was an unfortunate error, and we're doing everything we can do to fix it, and that you're sorry.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12617,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"It was an unfortunate error. We're fixing it. And you already got your money back...","text_w_direction":"[on phone] It was an unfortunate error. We're fixing it. And you already got your money back...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12618,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"And you're sorry.","text_w_direction":"And you're sorry.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12619,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"...and the company has already apologized, so you can take that apology or not. I think he had Tourette's or something!","text_w_direction":"...and the company has already apologized, so you can take that apology or not. [hangs up] [to Kelly] I think he had Tourette's or something!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12620,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"We... are going to do everything humanly possible, to ensure that this never happens again.","text_w_direction":"We... are going to do everything humanly possible, to ensure that this never happens again.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12621,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Barbara","text":"Well, it--- it doesn't help, because it already happened to me.","text_w_direction":"Well, it--- it doesn't help, because it already happened to me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12622,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"The watermark... it's a one time thing.","text_w_direction":"The watermark... it's a one time thing.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12623,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Barbara","text":"I don't care! It was disgusting. Cartoon characters having s*x?","text_w_direction":"I don't care! It was disgusting. Cartoon characters having s*x?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12624,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"May I point out that the s*x appeared to be consensual? Both animals were smiling.","text_w_direction":"May I point out that the s*x appeared to be consensual? Both animals were smiling.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12625,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"OK...","text_w_direction":"OK...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12626,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having s*x in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doin' a goat, couple of pigs watching. Whoever drew this got it exactly right.","text_w_direction":"I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having s*x in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doin' a goat, couple of pigs watching. Whoever drew this got it exactly right.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12627,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"What... can I do, for you?","text_w_direction":"What... can I do, for you?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12628,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Barbara","text":"I, for starters, I think that you should resign.","text_w_direction":"I, for starters, I think that you should resign.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12629,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Well... OK, well... Um, wasn't really my fault. The guys at the papermill---","text_w_direction":"Well... [exhales] OK, well... Um, wasn't really my fault. The guys at the papermill---","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12630,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Barbara","text":"You're the head---","text_w_direction":"You're the head---","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12631,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"The guys at the papermill--- No no no!","text_w_direction":"The guys at the papermill--- No no no!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12632,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Barbara","text":"You're the head of the company!","text_w_direction":"You're the head of the company!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12633,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I'm the head of the company?!","text_w_direction":"I'm the head of the company?!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12634,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Barbara","text":"Yes, and that makes it your responsibility---","text_w_direction":"Yes, and that makes it your responsibility---","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12635,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"No, I'm a regional manager---","text_w_direction":"No, I'm a regional manager---","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12636,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Barbara","text":"And so you should lose your job!","text_w_direction":"And so you should lose your job!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12637,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"No--- my--- OK, this is insane. You can get out of here. Get out!","text_w_direction":"No--- my--- OK, this is insane. You can get out of here. Get out!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12638,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Barbara","text":"Fine.","text_w_direction":"Fine.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12639,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"That's insane. We'll give this to somebody who will appreciate it.","text_w_direction":"That's insane. We'll give this to somebody who will appreciate it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12640,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Barbara","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12641,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"It's non-transferable...","text_w_direction":"It's non-transferable...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12642,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Doesn't matter. Out please!","text_w_direction":"Doesn't matter. Out please!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12643,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Barbara","text":"I'm calling the Better Business Bureau.","text_w_direction":"I'm calling the Better Business Bureau.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12644,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, well I'm calling the Ungrateful Bi-atch Hotline! Did you get all that?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well I'm calling the Ungrateful Bi-atch Hotline! [to Chad Lite] Did you get all that?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12645,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Chad Lite","text":"Everything.","text_w_direction":"Everything.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12646,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"We gotta do something. This is spinning out of control, Pam. This is just, not...","text_w_direction":"We gotta do something. [exhales] This is spinning out of control, Pam. This is just, not...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12647,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"It's just the Scranton Times...","text_w_direction":"It's just the Scranton Times...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12648,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"No, then Newsweek picks it up. And then CNN does a story about it. Then... YouTube gets a hold of it...","text_w_direction":"No, then Newsweek picks it up. And then CNN does a story about it. Then... YouTube gets a hold of it...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12649,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"You know what? I really think the whole thing is just gonna blow over in like a week or two.","text_w_direction":"You know what? I really think the whole thing is just gonna blow over in like a week or two.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12650,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"You're right. It will blow over. But it's not... going to take... a week or two. Do you know what this is for?","text_w_direction":"You're right. It will blow over. But it's not... going to take... a week or two. [pulls out a video camcorder from his desk] Do you know what this is for?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12651,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12652,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Michael likes me to run the camera when he makes his apology videos. He says he needs a woman's touch.","text_w_direction":"Michael likes me to run the camera when he makes his apology videos. He says he needs a woman's touch.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12653,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"OK, I think that's good.","text_w_direction":"[Dwight is spraying far too much hairspray into Michael's hair] OK, I think that's good.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12654,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"\"Hello. I am Michael Scott, Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton. By now you are probably sick of hearing about Dunder Mifflin and our embarrassing watermark boner. Let me tell you something. Something from the heart. I am not leaving this office. It will take a SWAT team, to remove me from this office, and maybe not even that.\"","text_w_direction":"\"Hello. I am Michael Scott, Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton. By now you are probably sick of hearing about Dunder Mifflin and our embarrassing watermark boner. Let me tell you something. Something from the heart. I am not leaving this office. It will take a SWAT team, to remove me from this office, and maybe not even that.\"","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12655,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh, you could never withstand a SWAT team.","text_w_direction":"Uh, you could never withstand a SWAT team.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12656,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"That's how devoted I am to this job.","text_w_direction":"That's how devoted I am to this job.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12657,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm just saying...","text_w_direction":"I'm just saying...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12658,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12659,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"They would flank you. Throw in a concussion grenade.","text_w_direction":"They would flank you. Throw in a concussion grenade.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12660,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I understand that, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"I understand that, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12661,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"You would be on the ground, blind, deaf, dumb.","text_w_direction":"You would be on the ground, blind, deaf, dumb.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12662,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Do you think you're taking it a little... literally, Dwight? And now we're wasting tape. I'm gonna have to cut this all out. Can you say cut?","text_w_direction":"Do you think you're taking it a little... literally, Dwight? And now we're wasting tape. I'm gonna have to cut this all out. Can you say cut?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12663,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Cut.","text_w_direction":"Cut.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12664,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"So I'll know where---","text_w_direction":"So I'll know where---","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12665,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Cut.","text_w_direction":"Cut.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12666,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I'm asking Pam to do it, please.","text_w_direction":"I'm asking Pam to do it, please.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12667,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Cut.","text_w_direction":"Cut.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12668,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"OK, ready?","text_w_direction":"OK, ready?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12669,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"Kevin, what's four plus seven?","text_w_direction":"Kevin, what's four plus seven?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12670,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Eleven.","text_w_direction":"[thinks] Eleven.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12671,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"Yeah, well you didn't know that when you filled out this payroll form.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well you didn't know that when you filled out this payroll form.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12672,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah, well at least I didn't suck at customer relations. Oooh, yes. Facial.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well at least I didn't suck at customer relations. Oooh, yes. Facial.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12673,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Yes. [air high five]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12674,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"You two are apes.","text_w_direction":"You two are apes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12675,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"I expect you to apologize for that, Angela.","text_w_direction":"I expect you to apologize for that, Angela.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12676,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"I'm sorry... that you're both morons.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry... that you're both morons.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12677,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, but you still said \"I'm sorry.\"","text_w_direction":"Oh, but you still said \"I'm sorry.\"","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12678,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"I called you morons.","text_w_direction":"I called you morons.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12679,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Still said it.","text_w_direction":"Still said it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12680,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"Still said it, so...","text_w_direction":"Still said it, so... [Kevin and Oscar screw up an air high five]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12681,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Five, four, three. \"There is no way, I will resign. It wouldn't be fair. Not to the good workers I work with, not to my clients, and especially not to me. Let's not forget who this whole resigning business is about, anyway. If I could leave you with one thought, remember... it wasn't me. They're trying to make me an escape goat. If I am fired, I swear to God, that every single piece of copier paper in this town is going to have the F-word on it. The F-word. You have one day.\"","text_w_direction":"Five, four, three. \"There is no way, I will resign. It wouldn't be fair. Not to the good workers I work with, not to my clients, and especially not to me. Let's not forget who this whole resigning business is about, anyway. If I could leave you with one thought, remember... it wasn't me. They're trying to make me an escape goat. If I am fired, I swear to God, that every single piece of copier paper in this town is going to have the F-word on it. The F-word. You have one day.\"","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12682,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"One day for what?","text_w_direction":"One day for what?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12683,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"That's... they always give an ultimatum.","text_w_direction":"That's... they always give an ultimatum.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12684,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12685,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Good, cut?","text_w_direction":"Good, cut?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12686,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Cut. That was your best apology video ever.","text_w_direction":"Cut. That was your best apology video ever.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12687,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Thought so too.","text_w_direction":"Thought so too.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12688,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Creed","text":"Got a farewell card for Debbie Brown. I thought maybe you'd like to sign it. Maybe throw a couple of bucks in there for her. She's got some children.","text_w_direction":"[to Dwight] Got a farewell card for Debbie Brown. I thought maybe you'd like to sign it. Maybe throw a couple of bucks in there for her. She's got some children.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12689,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Creed","text":"I feel terrible about Debbie Brown. She got fired because of Dwight. So I thought I'd pass around a goodbye card, maybe everyone could put in a couple of bucks to help her through these difficult times. Why do bad things always happen to the good people? It's tragic. Just tragic.","text_w_direction":"I feel terrible about Debbie Brown. She got fired because of Dwight. So I thought I'd pass around a goodbye card, maybe everyone could put in a couple of bucks to help her through these difficult times. Why do bad things always happen to the good people? It's tragic. Just tragic.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12690,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"You want music?","text_w_direction":"You want music?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12691,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"I don't care.","text_w_direction":"I don't care.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12692,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Come on man, just give it a couple days. I think you'll be all right.","text_w_direction":"Come on man, just give it a couple days. I think you'll be all right.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12693,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12694,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"A-wimowheh, a-wimowheh, a-wimowheh, a-wimowheh, a-wimowheh, a-wimowheh, a-wimowheh, a-wimowheh...","text_w_direction":"[singing the intro to The Lion King's \"The Lion Sleeps Tonight\"] A-wimowheh, a-wimowheh, a-wimowheh, a-wimowheh, a-wimowheh, a-wimowheh, a-wimowheh, a-wimowheh...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12695,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"You know what--- I don't---","text_w_direction":"You know what--- I don't---","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12696,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"A-wimowheh, a-wimowheh, a-wimowheh, a-wimowheh, a-wimowheh, a-wimowheh, a-wimowheh, a-wimowheh, a-wimowheh...","text_w_direction":"A-wimowheh, a-wimowheh, a-wimowheh, a-wimowheh, a-wimowheh, a-wimowheh, a-wimowheh, a-wimowheh, a-wimowheh...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12697,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Oooo-oo-oooo-ooo-oo-oooo-oo-ooo-ooo a-wi-imbube!","text_w_direction":"[Joins in with classic Andy falsetto] Oooo-oo-oooo-ooo-oo-oooo-oo-ooo-ooo a-wi-imbube!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12698,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"A-wimowheh, a-wimowheh, a-wimowheh, a-wimowheh, a-wimowheh...","text_w_direction":"A-wimowheh, a-wimowheh, a-wimowheh, a-wimowheh, a-wimowheh...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12699,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Oooo-oo-oooo-ooo-oo-oooo-oo-ooo-ooo a-wi-imbube!","text_w_direction":"Oooo-oo-oooo-ooo-oo-oooo-oo-ooo-ooo a-wi-imbube!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12700,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"A-wimowheh, a-wimowheh, a-wimowheh, a-wimowheh, a-wimowheh...","text_w_direction":"A-wimowheh, a-wimowheh, a-wimowheh, a-wimowheh, a-wimowheh...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12701,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Sweet.","text_w_direction":"Sweet.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12702,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Pam.","text_w_direction":"[walks in dressed as Jim] Pam.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12703,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, Dwight. You look really nice today.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Dwight. You look really nice today.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12704,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Pssssh. I look like an idiot. Hey Karen.","text_w_direction":"[scoffs] Pssssh. I look like an idiot. Hey Karen.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12705,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Karen","text":"Hey, Dwight, lookin' sharp.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Dwight, lookin' sharp.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12706,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, that's cause I'm... you're boyfriend, Jim Halpert. Hey, Karen, wanna get t-together later and have sexual intercourse cause you're my girlfriend?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, that's cause I'm... you're boyfriend, Jim Halpert. Hey, Karen, wanna get t-together later and have sexual intercourse cause you're my girlfriend?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12707,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Do you?","text_w_direction":"Do you?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12708,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Karen","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12709,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12710,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Karen","text":"I'm good. Thanks.","text_w_direction":"I'm good. Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12711,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Look at that.","text_w_direction":"[Dwight imitates the \"Jim face\"] Look at that.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12712,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm Jim Halpert.","text_w_direction":"I'm Jim Halpert. [more horrible \"Jim faces\"]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12713,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Spot on.","text_w_direction":"Spot on.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12714,"season":3,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Product Recall","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Ah-luh-luh, a little comment. Muh.","text_w_direction":"Ah-luh-luh, a little comment. Muh.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2409,"air_date":"2007-04-26"}
{"index":12715,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"[to Pam] Hey.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12716,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, what's this?","text_w_direction":"[Dwight hands Jim a piece of paper] Oh, what's this?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12717,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"That is a demerit.","text_w_direction":"That is a demerit.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12718,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"\"Jim Halpert, tardiness.\" Ugh. I love it already.","text_w_direction":"[reads demerit] \"Jim Halpert, tardiness.\" Ugh. I love it already.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12719,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"You've gotta learn, Jim. You are second in command, but that does not put you above the law.","text_w_direction":"You've gotta learn, Jim. You are second in command, but that does not put you above the law.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12720,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, I understand. And I also have lots of questions, like, what does a demerit mean?","text_w_direction":"Oh, I understand. And I also have lots of questions, like, what does a demerit mean?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12721,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Let's put it this way. You do not want to receive three of those.","text_w_direction":"[scoffs] Let's put it this way. You do not want to receive three of those.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12722,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Lay it on me.","text_w_direction":"Lay it on me.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12723,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Three demerits and you'll receive a citation.","text_w_direction":"Three demerits and you'll receive a citation.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12724,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Now that sounds serious.","text_w_direction":"Now that sounds serious.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12725,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, it is serious. Five citations and you're looking at a violation. Four of those and you'll receive a verbal warning. Keep it up, and you're looking at a written warning. Two of those, that'll land you in a world of hurt... in the form of a disciplinary review written up by me and placed on the desk of my immediate superior.","text_w_direction":"Oh, it is serious. Five citations and you're looking at a violation. Four of those and you'll receive a verbal warning. Keep it up, and you're looking at a written warning. Two of those, that'll land you in a world of hurt... in the form of a disciplinary review written up by me and placed on the desk of my immediate superior.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12726,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Which would be me.","text_w_direction":"Which would be me.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12727,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"That is correct.","text_w_direction":"That is correct.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12728,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"OK, I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day or you will receive a full disadulation.","text_w_direction":"OK, I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day or you will receive a full disadulation.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12729,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"What's a dis... what's that?","text_w_direction":"What's a dis... what's that?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12730,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, you don't want to know.","text_w_direction":"Oh, you don't want to know.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12731,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, Phyllis. You all right?","text_w_direction":"[door opens] Hey, Phyllis. You all right?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12732,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Phyllis","text":"I think I just got flashed.","text_w_direction":"I think I just got flashed.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12733,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"What? Really?","text_w_direction":"What? Really?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12734,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Phyllis","text":"In the parking lot.","text_w_direction":"In the parking lot.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12735,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, my God.","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12736,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Move!","text_w_direction":"[jumps out of his chair and runs for the door] Move!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12737,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"OK, I'll call the real police.","text_w_direction":"OK, I'll call the real police.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12738,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"What happened? What can I do to help?","text_w_direction":"What happened? What can I do to help?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12739,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"[on the phone] OK.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12740,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"I'll check the web.","text_w_direction":"I'll check the web.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12741,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Thank you. The police are on it. They say they've already had three calls.","text_w_direction":"[on the phone] Thank you. [hangs up the phone] The police are on it. They say they've already had three calls.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12742,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Can you tell us what happened?","text_w_direction":"[to Phyllis] Can you tell us what happened?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12743,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Phyllis","text":"Um... I was walking to the building and this man asked me for directions. And he was holding a map. And when I walked over, he had it out... on the map.","text_w_direction":"Um... I was walking to the building and this man asked me for directions. And he was holding a map. And when I walked over, he had it out... on the map.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12744,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"Phyllis. You're a married woman.","text_w_direction":"Phyllis. You're a married woman.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12745,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Creed","text":"The guy was just hanging brain. I mean, what's all the fuss?","text_w_direction":"The guy was just hanging brain. I mean, what's all the fuss?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12746,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Creed","text":"If that's flashing, then lock me up.","text_w_direction":"If that's flashing, then lock me up.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12747,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"It's just, like, so creepy.","text_w_direction":"[whispering] It's just, like, so creepy.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12748,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"[whispering] Yeah. [Pam and Ryan whispering]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12749,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"What's happening?","text_w_direction":"What's happening?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12750,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, some guy exposed himself to Phyllis in the parking lot.","text_w_direction":"Oh, some guy exposed himself to Phyllis in the parking lot.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12751,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Really? Is she OK?","text_w_direction":"Really? Is she OK?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12752,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, Bob Vance took her for a walk to calm down.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, Bob Vance took her for a walk to calm down.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12753,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"OK. Phyllis, you say? Hmm.","text_w_direction":"OK. [deep breath] Phyllis, you say? [snorts] Hmm. [suppressed laugher]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12754,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"What is so funny?","text_w_direction":"What is so funny?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12755,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Um... I mean did he even see Pam? Or, uh... Karen from behind?","text_w_direction":"Um... I mean did he even see Pam? Or, uh... Karen from behind?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12756,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kevin","text":"I'm guessing not.","text_w_direction":"I'm guessing not.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12757,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I'm sorry. It's pretty funny when you think about it.","text_w_direction":"[laughing softly] I'm sorry. It's pretty funny when you think about it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12758,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Mm... not really, no.","text_w_direction":"Mm... not really, no.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12759,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"It's disgusting and demeaning.","text_w_direction":"It's disgusting and demeaning.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12760,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, OK. Masters of comedy. A guy dropped his pants. Have you ever been to the circus? OK. He's back! OK. Hmm. Waagh!","text_w_direction":"Oh, OK. Masters of comedy. A guy dropped his pants. Have you ever been to the circus? [everyone glares] OK. [Michael puts his finger through his pant's zipper] He's back! [laughs] OK. Hmm. [babbling with his coat pulled closed] Waagh! [flashes everyone]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12761,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Toby","text":"Hey, what's going on? There's a police car in the...","text_w_direction":"Hey, what's going on? There's a police car in the...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12762,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"What? Oh.","text_w_direction":"What? Oh. [makes descending scale noise as his finger goes down]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12763,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Toby","text":"What's going on?","text_w_direction":"What's going on?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12764,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, Phyllis got flashed. It's, uh...","text_w_direction":"Oh, Phyllis got flashed. It's, uh... [laughs]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12765,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Toby","text":"I don't think laughing about it is an appropriate response.","text_w_direction":"I don't think laughing about it is an appropriate response.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12766,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, come on. We are laughing at Phyllis, but she's not even here, so no harm, no foul.","text_w_direction":"Oh, come on. We are laughing at Phyllis, but she's not even here, so no harm, no foul.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12767,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Toby","text":"I don't think the women in this office -","text_w_direction":"I don't think the women in this office -","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12768,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Incidentally, where were you during all of this? Maybe you're the flasher.","text_w_direction":"Incidentally, where were you during all of this? Maybe you're the flasher.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12769,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Toby","text":"I was at a parent-teacher conference.","text_w_direction":"I was at a parent-teacher conference.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12770,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Uh-huh. Prove it. Let's see your pen1s.I... you know, as that was coming out of my mouth, I knew that it was wrong.","text_w_direction":"Uh-huh. Prove it. Let's see your pen1s. [everyone is shocked] [exhales]I... you know, as that was coming out of my mouth, I knew that it was wrong.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12771,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"In all the excitement, I forgot that my primary goal is to keep people safe. Women can't have fun if they don't feel safe. For example, Jan and I have a safe word in case things go too far. Foliage. And if one of us says that word, the other one has to stop. Although last time... she pretended she didn't hear me.","text_w_direction":"In all the excitement, I forgot that my primary goal is to keep people safe. Women can't have fun if they don't feel safe. For example, Jan and I have a safe word in case things go too far. Foliage. And if one of us says that word, the other one has to stop. Although last time... she pretended she didn't hear me.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12772,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Michael, ...","text_w_direction":"[on speakerphone] Michael, ...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12773,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Huh?","text_w_direction":"Huh?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12774,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"...come over after work tonight, OK? I miss your body.","text_w_direction":"...come over after work tonight, OK? I miss your body.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12775,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know. I feel... I drive a lot. I'm spending a fortune on gas and tolls -","text_w_direction":"I don't know. I feel... I drive a lot. I'm spending a fortune on gas and tolls -","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12776,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"I'll give you $200. And if I get up before you, I'll leave it on the dresser.","text_w_direction":"I'll give you $200. And if I get up before you, I'll leave it on the dresser.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12777,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Um, that... I don't know. That makes me kind of uncomfortable.","text_w_direction":"Um, that... I don't know. That makes me kind of uncomfortable.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12778,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"$300?","text_w_direction":"$300?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12779,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I... uh, well, I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I... uh, well, I don't know.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12780,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"You know whatever. Just let my assistant know if you're coming over so he can get more vodka, OK? Hunter, are you on?","text_w_direction":"You know whatever. Just let my assistant know if you're coming over so he can get more vodka, OK? Hunter, are you on?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12781,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Hunter","text":"You got it, Jan.","text_w_direction":"[on speakerphone] You got it, Jan.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12782,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Employees of this office are very small and delicate. Deserve protection from local pervs. Better 1,000 innocent men are locked up than one guilty man roam free.","text_w_direction":"Employees of this office are very small and delicate. Deserve protection from local pervs. Better 1,000 innocent men are locked up than one guilty man roam free.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12783,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I am sick over this thing. Those people out there are clearly afraid. And that can't happen. Not in my house.","text_w_direction":"[exhales] I am sick over this thing. Those people out there are clearly afraid. And that can't happen. Not in my house.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12784,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Agreed. Let me show you what I've been working on.","text_w_direction":"Agreed. Let me show you what I've been working on.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12785,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12786,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"There are several penises there I'd love Phyllis to run her eyes over. You know, see if we can catch this pervert.","text_w_direction":"[lays a folder full of pictures on Michael's desk] There are several penises there I'd love Phyllis to run her eyes over. You know, see if we can catch this pervert.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12787,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"This is the last thing that Phyllis needs to see right now, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"This is the last thing that Phyllis needs to see right now, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12788,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Look at that one.","text_w_direction":"Look at that one.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12789,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight, are those your pants? That's a Polaroid.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, are those your pants? That's a Polaroid. [Dwight takes the Polaroid and crumples it in his hand]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12790,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Attention, everybody. Dwight has something he would like to say.","text_w_direction":"Attention, everybody. Dwight has something he would like to say.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12791,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Due to a recent incident involving Phyllis, a man, a map, and his pen1s - I think you know what I'm referring to - Michael has authorized me to form an emergency anti-flashing task force.","text_w_direction":"Due to a recent incident involving Phyllis, a man, a map, and his pen1s - I think you know what I'm referring to - Michael has authorized me to form an emergency anti-flashing task force.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12792,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Question. Won't that interfere with your other task forces?","text_w_direction":"[raises hand] Question. Won't that interfere with your other task forces?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12793,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Answer","text_w_direction":"Answer","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12794,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Phallus?","text_w_direction":"Phallus?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12795,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Phyllis, sorry. I've got penises on the brain. Back to work, everybody.","text_w_direction":"Phyllis, sorry. I've got penises on the brain. Back to work, everybody.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12796,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"I don't often miss Roy. But I can tell you one thing. I wish someone had flashed me when I was with Roy. Because that would have been the ass-kicking of the year. Especially if it had been Jim. He would not have wanted me to have seen Jim's... Whoo, I am... I am saying a lot of things.","text_w_direction":"I don't often miss Roy. But I can tell you one thing. I wish someone had flashed me when I was with Roy. Because that would have been the ass-kicking of the year. [small laugh] Especially if it had been Jim. He would not have wanted me to have seen Jim's... Whoo, I am... I am saying a lot of things.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12797,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Phyllis","text":"I didn't really get a good look.","text_w_direction":"I didn't really get a good look.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12798,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"That's OK. I don't feel like answering phones.","text_w_direction":"That's OK. I don't feel like answering phones.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12799,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Karen","text":"Hey, did you guys see this memo that Dwight sent out? \"Women will be sent home if they wear makeup or heels exceeding 1/4 inch. Females are not allowed to speak to strangers unless given written authorization by Dwight Schrute.\" This is ridiculous.","text_w_direction":"Hey, did you guys see this memo that Dwight sent out? [reads memo] \"Women will be sent home if they wear makeup or heels exceeding 1/4 inch. Females are not allowed to speak to strangers unless given written authorization by Dwight Schrute.\" This is ridiculous.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12800,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Attention. I am removing all bananas from the kitchen.","text_w_direction":"Attention. I am removing all bananas from the kitchen.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12801,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Karen","text":"Dwight, this memo that you distributed is insulting.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, this memo that you distributed is insulting.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12802,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Desperate times call for desperate measures.","text_w_direction":"Desperate times call for desperate measures.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12803,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"\"Sleeves down to the wrists, buttoned-up collars, and muted colors.\" Nobody dress like that.","text_w_direction":"[reads memo] \"Sleeves down to the wrists, buttoned-up collars, and muted colors.\" Nobody dress like that. [camera pans over to Angela]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12804,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"OK, you know something, Dwight? We are not the terrorists. Why don't you just take these women, put 'em in a burlap sack, and hit 'em with a stick? Because that's what you're doing. I celebrate these women. They deserve the right to dress as they please. If Pam wants to show more cleavage, she should be able to. I encourage that.","text_w_direction":"OK, you know something, Dwight? We are not the terrorists. Why don't you just take these women, put 'em in a burlap sack, and hit 'em with a stick? Because that's what you're doing. I celebrate these women. They deserve the right to dress as they please. If Pam wants to show more cleavage, she should be able to. I encourage that.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12805,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Karen","text":"Look, it's really simple. We just want you guys to treat us with respect.","text_w_direction":"Look, it's really simple. We just want you guys to treat us with respect.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12806,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"See? That's what we're talking about. Did you hear that, Dwight?","text_w_direction":"See? That's what we're talking about. Did you hear that, Dwight?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12807,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes. Did you hear that, Michael?","text_w_direction":"Yes. Did you hear that, Michael?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12808,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"No, Dwight. Respect. R-E-S-P-svee-T. Find out what it means to me. All right, you know what? That's it. Conference room, five minutes. Women's appreciation.","text_w_direction":"No, Dwight. Respect. R-E-S-P-svee-T. Find out what it means to me. All right, you know what? That's it. Conference room, five minutes. Women's appreciation.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12809,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Wait a second, how are you qualified for that?","text_w_direction":"Wait a second, how are you qualified for that?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12810,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, I don't know, James. Did I come from a woman? Have I slept with a woman? More than one?","text_w_direction":"Oh, I don't know, James. Did I come from a woman? Have I slept with a woman? More than one?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12811,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Mm, less than three.","text_w_direction":"[eating banana] Mm, less than three.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12812,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"That is not current.","text_w_direction":"That is not current.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12813,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"You know what? Why doesn't Oscar run the meeting? He's a homosexual.","text_w_direction":"You know what? Why doesn't Oscar run the meeting? He's a homosexual.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12814,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Why don't you run the meeting? You play with dolls.","text_w_direction":"Why don't you run the meeting? You play with dolls.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12815,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Those are collectible action figures and they're worth more than your car.","text_w_direction":"Those are collectible action figures and they're worth more than your car.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12816,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"You know what? I am the expert. I will conduct it. I know the crap out of women.","text_w_direction":"You know what? I am the expert. I will conduct it. I know the crap out of women.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12817,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I, um... would like to apologize for all of the men who thought this was a laughing matter.","text_w_direction":"I, um... would like to apologize for all of the men who thought this was a laughing matter.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12818,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Creed","text":"Are we still discussing this? I say again, what is the big deal?","text_w_direction":"Are we still discussing this? I say again, what is the big deal?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12819,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Nobody likes to be flashed. When Meredith flashed me at that Christmas party, I nearly vomited.","text_w_direction":"Nobody likes to be flashed. When Meredith flashed me at that Christmas party, I nearly vomited.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12820,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Meredith","text":"I don't remember doing that.","text_w_direction":"I don't remember doing that.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12821,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"What a surprise.","text_w_direction":"What a surprise.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12822,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"OK, no catfights. Please. Let's - my point is... my point is... a pen1s, when seen in the right context, is the most wonderful sight for a woman. But in the wrong context, it is like a monster movie.","text_w_direction":"OK, no catfights. Please. Let's - my point is... my point is... a pen1s, when seen in the right context, is the most wonderful sight for a woman. But in the wrong context, it is like a monster movie.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12823,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Alien. Blagh!","text_w_direction":"Alien. Blagh!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12824,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"What are...? Shut it. Shut. Up. OK, so what I want to engage us in today is a hardcore discussion about women's problems and issues and situations. Magazines and TV shows and movies portray women as skinny, tall goddesses. Well, look around. Are women like that? No. No, they are not. Even the hot ones aren't really that skinny. So what does that say? That says that you women are up against it. And it is criminal. Society doesn't care. Society sucks. I don't even consider myself a part of society. FYI. Because I am so angry over all of this.","text_w_direction":"What are...? Shut it. Shut. Up. OK, so what I want to engage us in today is a hardcore discussion about women's problems and issues and situations. Magazines and TV shows and movies portray women as skinny, tall goddesses. Well, look around. Are women like that? No. No, they are not. [points to Pam] Even the hot ones aren't really that skinny. So what does that say? That says that you women are up against it. And it is criminal. Society doesn't care. Society sucks. I don't even consider myself a part of society. FYI. Because I am so angry over all of this.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12825,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"If it were up to me, you ladies would be the fashion models.","text_w_direction":"If it were up to me, you ladies would be the fashion models.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12826,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kevin","text":"Yes, Andy. Then the fashion models could come here and work with me.","text_w_direction":"Yes, Andy. Then the fashion models could come here and work with me.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12827,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Karen","text":"What you're saying is extremely misogynistic.","text_w_direction":"What you're saying is extremely misogynistic.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12828,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. Thank you. That was not necessary, but I appreciated it. And I proves my point. Women can do anything.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Thank you. That was not necessary, but I appreciated it. And I proves my point. Women can do anything.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12829,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Karen","text":"I'm saying that you're being sexist.","text_w_direction":"I'm saying that you're being sexist.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12830,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"No. I'm being misogynistic. That is insane. I am not being sexist.","text_w_direction":"No. I'm being misogynistic. That is insane. I am not being sexist.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12831,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Karen","text":"That - it's the same thing.","text_w_direction":"That - it's the same thing.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12832,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Phyllis","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12833,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12834,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Phyllis","text":"When I got my hair cut short, you asked me if I was a lesbian.","text_w_direction":"When I got my hair cut short, you asked me if I was a lesbian.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12835,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Because wha... that was one possible explanation as to why you got that haircut.","text_w_direction":"Because wha... that was one possible explanation as to why you got that haircut.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12836,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"And when we get mad, you always ask us if we're on our periods.","text_w_direction":"And when we get mad, you always ask us if we're on our periods.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12837,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I have to know whether you're serious or not.","text_w_direction":"I have to know whether you're serious or not.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12838,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"I wish I could menstruate.","text_w_direction":"I wish I could menstruate.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12839,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"If I could menstruate, I wouldn't have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I'd just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus, I'd be more in tune with the moon and the tides.","text_w_direction":"If I could menstruate, I wouldn't have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I'd just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus, I'd be more in tune with the moon and the tides.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12840,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Karen","text":"Can we just get back to work?","text_w_direction":"Can we just get back to work?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12841,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Ye - OK, yes.","text_w_direction":"Ye - OK, yes.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12842,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"This is not work talk.","text_w_direction":"This is not work talk.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12843,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"You're right. You're right, you're right. And you know why? It's because of where we are. This is a masculine environment. We need to find a place where you feel comfortable. You know where we're gonna go? The Steamtown Mall.","text_w_direction":"You're right. You're right, you're right. And you know why? It's because of where we are. This is a masculine environment. We need to find a place where you feel comfortable. You know where we're gonna go? The Steamtown Mall. [Kelly gasps]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12844,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Karen","text":"Frankly, it's kind of insulting. But I have a bunch of stuff I need to return in my car. So... I could do that.","text_w_direction":"Frankly, it's kind of insulting. But I have a bunch of stuff I need to return in my car. So... I could do that.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12845,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"Malls are just awful and humiliating. They're just store after store of these horrible salespeople making a big fuss out of an adult shopping in a junior's section. There are petite adults who are sort of... smaller who need to wear... maybe a kids' size 10.","text_w_direction":"Malls are just awful and humiliating. They're just store after store of these horrible salespeople making a big fuss out of an adult shopping in a junior's section. There are petite adults who are sort of... smaller who need to wear... maybe a kids' size 10.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12846,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"OK, let's go, ladies of Dunder-Mifflin. Hey, we should have a calendar printed up. Pam, put that in my good idea folder. Let's go!","text_w_direction":"OK, let's go, ladies of Dunder-Mifflin. Hey, we should have a calendar printed up. Pam, put that in my good idea folder. [Pam nods] Let's go!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12847,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Have you finished with the sketch?","text_w_direction":"Have you finished with the sketch?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12848,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12849,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Hmm, doesn't seem like the type.","text_w_direction":"Hmm, doesn't seem like the type.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12850,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Uh, Phyllis got a good look.","text_w_direction":"Uh, Phyllis got a good look.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12851,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Hmm.","text_w_direction":"Hmm.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12852,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"I plan on plastering this pervert's face everywhere. You can run, but you cannot hide.","text_w_direction":"[Pam's sketch looks like Dwight with a mustache, but without his glasses] I plan on plastering this pervert's face everywhere. You can run, but you cannot hide.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12853,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"[tires screeching] Oh.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12854,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"Meredith, slow down! We're not gonna get there any faster if we're dead.","text_w_direction":"Meredith, slow down! We're not gonna get there any faster if we're dead.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12855,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Meredith","text":"Thanks. I know how to drive.","text_w_direction":"Thanks. I know how to drive. [dumps the crumbs from a bag of chips she was eating into her mouth and throws it out the window]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12856,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, yeah. You really shouldn't litter.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah. You really shouldn't litter.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12857,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Meredith","text":"My car, my rules.","text_w_direction":"My car, my rules.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12858,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kevin","text":"Hey, Jim. You wanna go in the women's bathroom?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Jim. You wanna go in the women's bathroom?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12859,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"No. Thank you, though.","text_w_direction":"No. Thank you, though.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12860,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kevin","text":"You aren't curious?","text_w_direction":"You aren't curious?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12861,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Not really. I've seen a bathroom before.","text_w_direction":"Not really. I've seen a bathroom before.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12862,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah, but... it's every guy's fantasy.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but... it's every guy's fantasy.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12863,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"I think you mean a girl's locker room. And in the fantasy, there's usually girls in it.","text_w_direction":"I think you mean a girl's locker room. And in the fantasy, there's usually girls in it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12864,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah. I'm going in.","text_w_direction":"[quietly] Yeah. I'm going in.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12865,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Go crazy.","text_w_direction":"Go crazy.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12866,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh... my... God.","text_w_direction":"[in women's bathroom] Oh... my... God.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12867,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"I really appreciate your letting me work alongside you so closely today.","text_w_direction":"I really appreciate your letting me work alongside you so closely today.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12868,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Of course you do, moon face. That's because you're a preppy freak, you're the office pariah, and nobody likes you. So start hanging these all around the building.","text_w_direction":"Of course you do, moon face. That's because you're a preppy freak, you're the office pariah, and nobody likes you. So start hanging these all around the building.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12869,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"This guy looks like a real deviant.","text_w_direction":"This guy looks like a real deviant.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12870,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"No, duh. That's why we gotta catch him. Start hanging those.","text_w_direction":"No, duh. That's why we gotta catch him. Start hanging those.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12871,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Aye, aye, Cap'n.","text_w_direction":"Aye, aye, Cap'n.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12872,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"More like, \"Aye, aye, General.\"","text_w_direction":"More like, \"Aye, aye, General.\"","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12873,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I don't think she's gonna make it. Don't think she's gonna make it -","text_w_direction":"[Meredith parking the car] I don't think she's gonna make it. Don't think she's gonna make it - [metal scraping]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12874,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Meredith","text":"It's a little too tight. I'm gonna find another spot.","text_w_direction":"It's a little too tight. I'm gonna find another spot.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12875,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Many women are competent drivers. OK. Come on.","text_w_direction":"Many women are competent drivers. [scraping] OK. Come on.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12876,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"This is what we know.","text_w_direction":"[marks Scranton with a red pushpin on a map of Pennsylvania and exhales] This is what we know.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12877,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Well, I stand corrected. This is pretty cool.","text_w_direction":"[in women's bathroom] Well, I stand corrected. This is pretty cool.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12878,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kevin","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12879,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Toby","text":"Hey, uh... where'd you decide to take Karen tonight?","text_w_direction":"Hey, uh... where'd you decide to take Karen tonight?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12880,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Anna Maria's.","text_w_direction":"Anna Maria's.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12881,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ryan","text":"What's the occasion?","text_w_direction":"What's the occasion?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12882,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Six-month anniversary. What?","text_w_direction":"Six-month anniversary. What?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12883,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ryan","text":"Nothing - I think, uh, we all kinda thought you guys were just, like, hooking up.","text_w_direction":"Nothing - I think, uh, we all kinda thought you guys were just, like, hooking up.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12884,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"No, we've been dating for six months.","text_w_direction":"No, we've been dating for six months.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12885,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ryan","text":"Uh, she might mention an email that I wrote a while back, um -","text_w_direction":"Uh, she might mention an email that I wrote a while back, um -","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12886,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, right. I remember that one. She read it to me. She said she's not really ready to date somebody in the office, but she really likes you as a friend.","text_w_direction":"Oh, right. I remember that one. She read it to me. She said she's not really ready to date somebody in the office, but she really likes you as a friend.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12887,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ryan","text":"I figured. It's cool. I don't - I wouldn't want to be in an office relationship anyway.","text_w_direction":"I figured. It's cool. I don't - I wouldn't want to be in an office relationship anyway.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12888,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"All right. Hope nobody's on a diet.","text_w_direction":"All right. Hope nobody's on a diet.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12889,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kelly","text":"Thanks, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Thanks, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12890,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"Thank you, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12891,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"You're welcome. You're welcome, you're welcome. OK. So, let's dish.","text_w_direction":"You're welcome. You're welcome, you're welcome. OK. So, let's dish.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12892,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"What do you want to dish about?","text_w_direction":"What do you want to dish about?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12893,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Anything you guys want. This is your time. Mm. What is a Pap smear? Or is it \"shmear?\" Like the cream cheese.","text_w_direction":"Anything you guys want. This is your time. [everyone is silent or continues to eat, Michael exhales] Mm. What is a Pap smear? Or is it \"shmear?\" Like the cream cheese.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12894,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"OK. New topic. Kelly, how are things with Ryan?","text_w_direction":"OK. New topic. Kelly, how are things with Ryan?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12895,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kelly","text":"Awesome. Um, awful, I mean. But, uh, sometimes awesome.","text_w_direction":"Awesome. Um, awful, I mean. But, uh, sometimes awesome.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12896,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"What, um... what do you think of role-play?","text_w_direction":"What, um... what do you think of role-play?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12897,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh, it can be fun.","text_w_direction":"Oh, it can be fun.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12898,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah? Well, Jan has this schoolgirl fantasy.","text_w_direction":"Yeah? Well, Jan has this schoolgirl fantasy.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12899,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Karen","text":"It's a pretty common one.","text_w_direction":"It's a pretty common one.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12900,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I just... I feel uncomfortable wearing the dress.","text_w_direction":"I just... I feel uncomfortable wearing the dress.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12901,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"OK. I'm gonna be at the doll store.","text_w_direction":"OK. I'm gonna be at the doll store.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12902,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"Sometimes, the clothes at GapKids are just too flashy. So I'm forced to go to the American Girl store and order clothes for large colonial dolls.","text_w_direction":"Sometimes, the clothes at GapKids are just too flashy. So I'm forced to go to the American Girl store and order clothes for large colonial dolls.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12903,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, you shouldn't do anything that you're uncomfortable with.","text_w_direction":"Michael, you shouldn't do anything that you're uncomfortable with.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12904,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Jan says anything that doesn't scare us is not worth doing. I don't know. Maybe we're different people. I like cuddling and spooning and she likes videotaping us during s*x.","text_w_direction":"Jan says anything that doesn't scare us is not worth doing. I don't know. Maybe we're different people. I like cuddling and spooning and she likes videotaping us during s*x.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12905,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, my God.","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12906,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"And then watching it back right afterward to improve my form.","text_w_direction":"[groans] And then watching it back right afterward to improve my form.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12907,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Karen","text":"That is not healthy behavior.","text_w_direction":"That is not healthy behavior.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12908,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"No, it's not that bad. The worst part is that she shows it to her therapist and they discuss it.","text_w_direction":"No, it's not that bad. The worst part is that she shows it to her therapist and they discuss it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12909,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, you need to get out of this.","text_w_direction":"Michael, you need to get out of this.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12910,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"No, she's... she's fooling around. It's a woman thing.","text_w_direction":"No, she's... she's fooling around. It's a woman thing.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12911,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"No, normal women don't do stuff like that. This is bad.","text_w_direction":"No, normal women don't do stuff like that. This is bad. [Karen nods and Michael looks like he's about to start crying]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12912,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"No... No, it's all right. I'm OK. I'm OK. You guys... what are we gonna do about Jan?","text_w_direction":"No... No, it's all right. I'm OK. I'm OK. [sniffing] You guys... what are we gonna do about Jan? [sighs]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12913,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Read the pros first.","text_w_direction":"Read the pros first.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12914,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"OK. Jan is smart. Uh, successful. Good clothes. Hot. Perfect skin. Nice butt.","text_w_direction":"OK. Jan is smart. Uh, successful. Good clothes. Hot. Perfect skin. Nice butt.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12915,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Phyllis","text":"She does have very nice clothes.","text_w_direction":"She does have very nice clothes.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12916,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Karen","text":"OK, OK. Um, cons.","text_w_direction":"OK, OK. Um, cons.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12917,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Cons. Wears too much makeup. Breasts","text_w_direction":"Cons. Wears too much makeup. Breasts[/b]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12918,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"What was the last one?","text_w_direction":"What was the last one?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12919,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"She's totally flat. Shrunken chesticles.","text_w_direction":"She's totally flat. Shrunken chesticles.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12920,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Phyllis","text":"No, the one before that.","text_w_direction":"No, the one before that.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12921,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I'm unhappy when I'm with her.","text_w_direction":"I'm unhappy when I'm with her.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12922,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Michael... you shouldn't be with someone who doesn't make you happy.","text_w_direction":"Michael... you shouldn't be with someone who doesn't make you happy.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12923,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I'm happy sometimes. Um... when we scrapbook or right towards the end of having s*x.","text_w_direction":"I'm happy sometimes. Um... when we scrapbook or right towards the end of having s*x.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12924,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Karen","text":"Look, most relationships have their rough patches. You just have to push through it sometimes.","text_w_direction":"Look, most relationships have their rough patches. You just have to push through it sometimes.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12925,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, that's smart.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, that's smart.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12926,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Maybe. But it sounds like you're just wrong for each other.","text_w_direction":"Maybe. But it sounds like you're just wrong for each other.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12927,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"That sounds good too. I don't know who's right. I just don't - I don't know. I don't know.","text_w_direction":"That sounds good too. I don't know who's right. I just don't - I don't know. I don't know.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12928,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Phyllis","text":"I bet you know. Don't think, just answer. What do you want to do about Jan?","text_w_direction":"I bet you know. Don't think, just answer. What do you want to do about Jan?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12929,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I wanna break up with Jan. Wow. I wanna break up with Jan.","text_w_direction":"I wanna break up with Jan. Wow. I wanna break up with Jan.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12930,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Phyllis","text":"My mom taught me that.","text_w_direction":"My mom taught me that.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12931,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Wow, I cannot believe this yogurt has no calories.","text_w_direction":"Wow, I cannot believe this yogurt has no calories.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12932,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"No one said it has no calories.","text_w_direction":"No one said it has no calories.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12933,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, hey, guys. I want to do something nice for you, because you did something so nice for me earlier. I want you to go in there. I want you to buy one item on me as a thank-you. Come on. Get in here.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey, guys. I want to do something nice for you, because you did something so nice for me earlier. I want you to go in there. I want you to buy one item on me as a thank-you. [Kelly sprints inside Victoria's Secret] Come on. Get in here.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12934,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Let's face it, most guys are from the Dark Ages. They're caveman. And they like a woman to be showing her cleavage and to be wearing 8-inch heels, and to be wearing, um, see-through underpants. But... for me, a woman looks best when she is just absolutely naked.","text_w_direction":"Let's face it, most guys are from the Dark Ages. They're caveman. And they like a woman to be showing her cleavage and to be wearing 8-inch heels, and to be wearing, um, see-through underpants. But... for me, a woman looks best when she is just absolutely naked.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12935,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kevin","text":"This is so great, huh? We should do this much more often.","text_w_direction":"[in women's bathroom] This is so great, huh? We should do this much more often.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12936,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Toby","text":"I-I think we hang out an appropriate amount of time.","text_w_direction":"I-I think we hang out an appropriate amount of time.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12937,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Creed","text":"What are you doing in here? This is the women's room.","text_w_direction":"What are you doing in here? This is the women's room.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12938,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kevin","text":"You're in here.","text_w_direction":"You're in here.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12939,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Creed","text":"I pay for that privilege.","text_w_direction":"I pay for that privilege. [goes into stall]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12940,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kevin","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"[all get up to leave] OK.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12941,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Creed","text":"I'm a pretty normal guy. I do one weird thing. I like to go in the women's room for number two. I've been caught several times and I have paid dearly.","text_w_direction":"[wearing headphones and speaking loudly] I'm a pretty normal guy. I do one weird thing. I like to go in the women's room for number two. I've been caught several times and I have paid dearly.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12942,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Mm. You don't want anything? My treat. Some panties or... pick a thong or... G-string. T-back. Get a nice bra. Padded bra. See-through, push-up, lace? Thigh-high? Bustier? Any - it just - you know what, I would love to buy you a fresh set of underwear.","text_w_direction":"Mm. You don't want anything? My treat. Some panties or... pick a thong or... G-string. T-back. Get a nice bra. Padded bra. See-through, push-up, lace? Thigh-high? Bustier? Any - it just - you know what, I would love to buy you a fresh set of underwear.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12943,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Karen","text":"Phyllis. What do you think? Too much?","text_w_direction":"Phyllis. What do you think? Too much?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12944,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Phyllis","text":"Jim's gonna love it.","text_w_direction":"Jim's gonna love it. [Karen giggles]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12945,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"I'm kind of in-between boyfriends right now. So I don't need anything sexy. But I do need some new hand towels. I figure I can cut up this robe.","text_w_direction":"I'm kind of in-between boyfriends right now. So I don't need anything sexy. But I do need some new hand towels. I figure I can cut up this robe.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12946,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"Slower. Slower. Meredith. Slow it up.","text_w_direction":"[in the car] Slower. Slower. Meredith. [Michael's cell phone ringing My Humps] Slow it up.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12947,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Oh. Oh, no. It's Jan. What do I do?","text_w_direction":"Oh. Oh, no. [inhales sharply] It's Jan. What do I do?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12948,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Karen","text":"Answer it.","text_w_direction":"Answer it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12949,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Don't answer it.","text_w_direction":"Don't answer it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12950,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"OK, it stopped.","text_w_direction":"OK, it stopped.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12951,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kelly","text":"Whoa.","text_w_direction":"[bang] Whoa.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12952,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Meredith","text":"Crap.","text_w_direction":"[tires screeching] Crap.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12953,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"That is pretty cool.","text_w_direction":"[snickers at Pam's sketch] That is pretty cool.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12954,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kelly","text":"Michael, you know how to, um -change a wheel, right?","text_w_direction":"Michael, you know how to, um -change a wheel, right?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12955,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, yeah. Yep. Um... Could somebody grab me the lever, and I will...","text_w_direction":"Uh, yeah. Yep. Um... Could somebody grab me the lever, and I will...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12956,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Here, uh... Meredith? Why don't you put your hazards on.","text_w_direction":"Here, uh... Meredith? Why don't you put your hazards on.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12957,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, get your hazards on for safety. Let's see. There we go! Good. Yes, we have the... all right.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, get your hazards on for safety. Let's see. [takes off his coat and tosses it aside] There we go! [Pam brings over the jack and lug wrench] Good. Yes, we have the... all right. [tries the use the jack to loosen the lug nuts]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12958,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"I think I've got it.","text_w_direction":"I think I've got it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12959,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Do you have a... a crescent? A crescent Allan?","text_w_direction":"Do you have a... a crescent? A crescent Allan?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12960,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"I don't think we really need that, Michael.","text_w_direction":"I don't think we really need that, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12961,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Uh... you know what? I'm going to... you take care of that. I'm gonna do traffic... detail.","text_w_direction":"Uh... you know what? I'm going to... you take care of that. I'm gonna do traffic... detail.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12962,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"You know, I changed a tire today. All by myself. This bathrobe's already coming in handy. Coming!","text_w_direction":"You know, I changed a tire today. All by myself. This bathrobe's already coming in handy. [Meredith honking] Coming!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12963,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Think we'll find him?","text_w_direction":"Think we'll find him?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12964,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, I do. 'Cause justice never rests.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I do. 'Cause justice never rests.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12965,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Halvsies?","text_w_direction":"[pulls a candy bar from his coat pocket] Halvsies?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12966,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"No. Wholesies.","text_w_direction":"No. Wholesies. [snatches the candy bar]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12967,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Listen, man, I really appreciate you letting me shadow you today. I feel like I learned a lot.","text_w_direction":"Listen, man, I really appreciate you letting me shadow you today. I feel like I learned a lot.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12968,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Natch.","text_w_direction":"Natch. [bites off a lot of candy bar]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12969,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Yep. If you don't mind, I think I'll hang some of these posters around my neighborhood. Schools, post office, et cetera.","text_w_direction":"Yep. If you don't mind, I think I'll hang some of these posters around my neighborhood. Schools, post office, et cetera.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12970,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"You know, I may have underestimated you. You're not a total ass.","text_w_direction":"You know, I may have underestimated you. You're not a total ass. [coughs]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12971,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"OK, I am really going to do this.","text_w_direction":"OK, I am really going to do this.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12972,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Good luck, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Good luck, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12973,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"You know what? I need my girls with me. Pam, Karen, even Phyllis. Come on. Let's do this. Let's do it.","text_w_direction":"You know what? I need my girls with me. Pam, Karen, even Phyllis. Come on. Let's do this. Let's do it. [sighs]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12974,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Karen","text":"OK, remember, be strong.","text_w_direction":"OK, remember, be strong.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12975,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I love you guys. Now I'm getting her voicemail.","text_w_direction":"I love you guys. Now I'm getting her voicemail.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12976,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Don't leave a -","text_w_direction":"Don't leave a -","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12977,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, Jan. It's me, Michael. I'm just calling to say that I think we need a little break, permanently. And, uh, I know everybody says this, but I-I wanna remain friends. Or at least business associates who get along. Oh, just so you know, it's not me, it's you. OK, buddy. Somebody just walked in. I have to go. Um, so I'll talk to you later.","text_w_direction":"[leaving a message] Hey, Jan. It's me, Michael. I'm just calling to say that I think we need a little break, permanently. And, uh, I know everybody says this, but I-I wanna remain friends. Or at least business associates who get along. Oh, just so you know, it's not me, it's you. [Jan walks in] OK, buddy. Somebody just walked in. I have to go. Um, so I'll talk to you later.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12978,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Michael... I was, um... I was really unhappy with our conversation earlier. And I... I just - I couldn't stop thinking about it. So I decided that I would drive down here and apologize to you in person. So... I'm sorry.","text_w_direction":"Michael... [clears throat] I was, um... I was really unhappy with our conversation earlier. And I... I just - I couldn't stop thinking about it. So I decided that I would drive down here and apologize to you in person. So... [takes Michael's hand] I'm sorry.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12979,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12980,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"So... we're good?","text_w_direction":"So... we're good?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12981,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Abso-fruit-ly.","text_w_direction":"Abso-fruit-ly.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12982,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Oh. Hold on, I'm sorry.","text_w_direction":"[cell phone vibrates] Oh. Hold on, I'm sorry.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12983,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"No... No...","text_w_direction":"No... No...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12984,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"One second. Oh! It's from you. Uh, you wanna grab some dinner?","text_w_direction":"One second. Oh! It's from you. Uh, you wanna grab some dinner?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12985,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12986,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"OK. \"It's me, Michael. I'm just calling to say that I think we need a little break, permanently. And, uh, I know everybody says this, but I want...\"","text_w_direction":"OK. [voice on phone] \"It's me, Michael. I'm just calling to say that I think we need a little break, permanently. And, uh, I know everybody says this, but I want...\"","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12987,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Maybe some Italian. \"... to remain friends. Or at least business associates -\" Chinese? \"who get along. Oh, just so you know, it's not me, it's you. OK, buddy.\"","text_w_direction":"Maybe some Italian. [voice on phone] \"... to remain friends. Or at least business associates -\" [Jan takes the phone away from her ear] Chinese? [voice on phone] \"who get along. Oh, just so you know, it's not me, it's you. OK, buddy.\"","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12988,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh. [door closes]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12989,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Any man who says he totally understands women is a fool. Because they are un-understandable. There's a wishing fountain at the mall. And I threw a coin in for every woman in the world and made a wish. I wished for Jan to get over me. I wished for Phyllis, a plasma TV. I wished for Pam to gain courage. I wished for Angela, a heart, and for Kelly, a brain. \"Michael, how can you appreciate women so much but also dump one of them?\" You mean, how can I be so illogical and flighty and unpredictable and emotional? Well, maybe I learned something from women after all.","text_w_direction":"[sighs] Any man who says he totally understands women is a fool. Because they are un-understandable. There's a wishing fountain at the mall. And I threw a coin in for every woman in the world and made a wish. I wished for Jan to get over me. I wished for Phyllis, a plasma TV. I wished for Pam to gain courage. I wished for Angela, a heart, and for Kelly, a brain. \"Michael, how can you appreciate women so much but also dump one of them?\" You mean, how can I be so illogical and flighty and unpredictable and emotional? Well, maybe I learned something from women after all.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12990,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Dunder-Mifflin paper/s*x predator hotline, this is Dwight Schrute.","text_w_direction":"[phone rings] Dunder-Mifflin paper/s*x predator hotline, this is Dwight Schrute.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12991,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, Dwight. It's Jim.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Dwight. It's Jim.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12992,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim, what are you doing? I'm busy.","text_w_direction":"Jim, what are you doing? I'm busy.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12993,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"No, you're not. I'm looking right at you.","text_w_direction":"No, you're not. I'm looking right at you.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12994,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Ugh. I'm hanging up.","text_w_direction":"Ugh. I'm hanging up.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12995,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Don't. I have information about the s*x predator.","text_w_direction":"Don't. [quietly] I have information about the s*x predator.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12996,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"You have information about the s*x predator?","text_w_direction":"You have information about the s*x predator?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12997,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"I saw him two minutes ago.","text_w_direction":"I saw him two minutes ago.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12998,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Where?","text_w_direction":"Where?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":12999,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"In the women's bathroom, above the sink.","text_w_direction":"In the women's bathroom, above the sink.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":13000,"season":3,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Women's Appreciation","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Anti-flashing task force! Above the sink. Above the sink. Hmm. PAM!","text_w_direction":"[hangs up and runs to the women's bathroom] Anti-flashing task force! Above the sink. Above the sink. Hmm. [sees himself in the mirror with two black marks on the mirror making a mustache, removes his glasses and figures it out] PAM!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2403,"air_date":"2007-05-03"}
{"index":13001,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Ughh... Blech.","text_w_direction":"Ughh... Blech.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13002,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"OK, where does it hurt?","text_w_direction":"OK, where does it hurt?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13003,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Just... all over. I don't want to do anything... I'm dying...","text_w_direction":"Just... all over. I don't want to do anything... I'm dying...","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13004,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"No, that's not how it works. You have to point to a specific part of the body.","text_w_direction":"No, that's not how it works. You have to point to a specific part of the body.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13005,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Right there.","text_w_direction":"Right there. [Michael points to computer screen.]","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13006,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"\"Abdomen. Menses.\"","text_w_direction":"[reading from screen] \"Abdomen. Menses.\"","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13007,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Maybe.","text_w_direction":"Maybe.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13008,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"\"The uterus contracts after your egg passes through it.\"","text_w_direction":"\"The uterus contracts after your egg passes through it.\"","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13009,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Not it. I don't have eggs.","text_w_direction":"Not it. I don't have eggs.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13010,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"About 40 times a year, Michael gets really sick, but has no symptoms. Dwight is always gravely concerned.","text_w_direction":"About 40 times a year, Michael gets really sick, but has no symptoms. Dwight is always gravely concerned.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13011,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, is it possible you ate food that contained animal waste?","text_w_direction":"Oh, is it possible you ate food that contained animal waste?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13012,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"That's possible.","text_w_direction":"That's possible.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13013,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Michael?","text_w_direction":"Michael?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13014,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Uh-huh?","text_w_direction":"Uh-huh?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13015,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"David Wallace is on line one.","text_w_direction":"David Wallace is on line one.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13016,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"The CFO? Ohh...","text_w_direction":"The CFO? Ohh...","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13017,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"OK, everybody out. Out. Out. Out. OK.","text_w_direction":"OK, everybody out. Out. Out. Out. OK.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13018,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"To what do I owe this great honor, David Wallace?","text_w_direction":"To what do I owe this great honor, David Wallace?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13019,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"David","text":"Michael, I am calling---","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Michael, I am calling---","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13020,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"And Gromit. Jan? Is Jan there?","text_w_direction":"And Gromit. [David sighs] Jan? Is Jan there?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13021,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"David","text":"Jan is out of town right now.","text_w_direction":"Jan is out of town right now.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13022,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, you sigh like Jan. I broke Jan's heart, David, and it was awful. It was... It was never my intention to ruin a life. But you know what? Sometimes...","text_w_direction":"Oh, you sigh like Jan. I broke Jan's heart, David, and it was awful. It was... It was never my intention to ruin a life. But you know what? Sometimes...","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13023,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"David","text":"Michael?","text_w_direction":"Michael?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13024,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"...you just gots to get your freak on.","text_w_direction":"...you just gots to get your freak on.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13025,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"David","text":"Michael?","text_w_direction":"Michael?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13026,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13027,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"David","text":"Michael?","text_w_direction":"Michael?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13028,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Hmmm.","text_w_direction":"Hmmm.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13029,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"David","text":"I am calling to see if you can come down and interview for a job we have opening in corporate.","text_w_direction":"I am calling to see if you can come down and interview for a job we have opening in corporate.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13030,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13031,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"David","text":"Week from today. Bring your first quarter stats and your recommendation for who would take over the Scranton Branch.","text_w_direction":"Week from today. Bring your first quarter stats and your recommendation for who would take over the Scranton Branch.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13032,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Wow. I wish I had prepared something to say.","text_w_direction":"Wow. I wish I had prepared something to say.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13033,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"David","text":"That's not necessary.","text_w_direction":"That's not necessary.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13034,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"May God guide you in your quest.","text_w_direction":"May God guide you in your quest.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13035,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"David","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13036,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"OK, everybody have their towels and swim suits? We have about an hour and half. I suggest that you all go potty now and then we will be congregating on the partay bus.","text_w_direction":"OK, everybody have their towels and swim suits? We have about an hour and half. I suggest that you all go potty now and then we will be congregating on the partay bus.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13037,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"Oh I'm excited. Today is Beach Day! And Michael is taking the whole office to the beach. So I'm wearing my bathing suit underneath my shirt Oh, yeah... I packed it in my purse.","text_w_direction":"Oh I'm excited. Today is Beach Day! And Michael is taking the whole office to the beach. So I'm wearing my bathing suit underneath my shirt [lifts up shirt, definitely not wearing anything underneath] Oh, yeah... I packed it in my purse.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13038,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Oscar, you brought your Speedo, I assume?","text_w_direction":"Oscar, you brought your Speedo, I assume?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13039,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"I don't wear a Speedo, Michael.","text_w_direction":"I don't wear a Speedo, Michael.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13040,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Well, you can't swim in leather pants. I'm just yankin' your chain. Not literally.","text_w_direction":"Well, you can't swim in leather pants. [laughs] I'm just yankin' your chain. Not literally.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13041,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Anybody need sun block? Got SPF 30.","text_w_direction":"Anybody need sun block? Got SPF 30.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13042,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, you know what? Uh, you're not going.","text_w_direction":"Oh, you know what? Uh, you're not going.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13043,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"It's Beach Day...","text_w_direction":"It's Beach Day...","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13044,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, I know. I'm sorry, Toby. We... um... Somebody has to stay here.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I know. I'm sorry, Toby. We... um... Somebody has to stay here.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13045,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I want today to be a beautiful memory... that the staff and I share after I have passed on to New York. And if Toby is a part of it... then it'll suck.","text_w_direction":"I want today to be a beautiful memory... that the staff and I share after I have passed on to New York. And if Toby is a part of it... then it'll suck.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13046,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Hey, want my sun screen?","text_w_direction":"Hey, want my sun screen?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13047,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, great. I forgot mine and I'm wearing a two piece.","text_w_direction":"Oh, great. I forgot mine and I'm wearing a two piece.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13048,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Uh-huh.","text_w_direction":"Uh-huh.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13049,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Thanks Toby.","text_w_direction":"Thanks Toby.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13050,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Hey Pam, I have a very important job for you","text_w_direction":"Hey Pam, I have a very important job for you","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13051,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I thought we were just having fun at the beach.","text_w_direction":"I thought we were just having fun at the beach.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13052,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"We are. We are. But, I would like you to take notes. And I want you to find out about people's character. Not their hotness, per se, but their humor, and their charisma, and the indefinable quality that makes you all glad to follow me.","text_w_direction":"We are. We are. But, I would like you to take notes. And I want you to find out about people's character. Not their hotness, per se, but their humor, and their charisma, and the indefinable quality that makes you all glad to follow me.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13053,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"What happens to a company if somebody takes their boss away? I will answer your question with a question. It's like what happens to a chicken when you take its head away. It dies. Unless you find a new head. I need to see which one of these people have the skills to be a chicken head.","text_w_direction":"What happens to a company if somebody takes their boss away? I will answer your question with a question. It's like what happens to a chicken when you take its head away. It dies. Unless you find a new head. I need to see which one of these people have the skills to be a chicken head.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13054,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"You want me to write down people's indefinable qualities?","text_w_direction":"You want me to write down people's indefinable qualities?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13055,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I want you to write down everything that people are doing all day. And then type it up, in a way that is helpful. Alright?","text_w_direction":"I want you to write down everything that people are doing all day. And then type it up, in a way that is helpful. Alright?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13056,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I have the most boring job in the office, so... why wouldn't I have the most boring job on beach day?","text_w_direction":"I have the most boring job in the office, so... why wouldn't I have the most boring job on beach day?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13057,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"This way to the partay bus.","text_w_direction":"This way to the partay bus.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13058,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That's all I've ever wanted.","text_w_direction":"I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That's all I've ever wanted.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13059,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"And the night got deathly quiet, and his face lost all expression. Said, \"If you're gonna play the game, boy, ya gotta learn to play it right.\" You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, Know when to walk away and know when to run. You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table. There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealin's done.","text_w_direction":"[singing] [Angela mouthing the words next to him] And the night got deathly quiet, and his face lost all expression. Said, \"If you're gonna play the game, boy, ya gotta learn to play it right.\" [rest of office joins in at varying times] You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, Know when to walk away and know when to run. You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table. There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealin's done.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13060,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Everybody, may I have you attention please? Today, we are not just spending a day at the beach.","text_w_direction":"Everybody, may I have you attention please? Today, we are not just spending a day at the beach.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13061,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"Oh, sweet mother of God.","text_w_direction":"Oh, sweet mother of God.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13062,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"If you don't like it, Stanley, you can go to the back of the bus.","text_w_direction":"If you don't like it, Stanley, you can go to the back of the bus.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13063,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"Excuse me?","text_w_direction":"Excuse me?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13064,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Or the front of the bus. Or drive the bus. Just, we are all participating in mandatory fun activities. Funtivities! And there is a special secret prize for the winner!","text_w_direction":"Or the front of the bus. Or drive the bus. Just, we are all participating in mandatory fun activities. Funtivities! And there is a special secret prize for the winner!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13065,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes! Funtivities! I knew it wasn't just a trip to the beach.","text_w_direction":"Yes! Funtivities! I knew it wasn't just a trip to the beach.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13066,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, you know what? Your enthusiasm's turning people off.","text_w_direction":"Okay, you know what? Your enthusiasm's turning people off.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13067,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"I hope there will be management parables.","text_w_direction":"I hope there will be management parables.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13068,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Well, Hey Pam, did you get that down?","text_w_direction":"Well, [whispering] Hey Pam, did you get that down?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13069,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Like what?","text_w_direction":"Like what?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13070,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Like everything I said and everything they did and... Just don't...","text_w_direction":"Like everything I said and everything they did and... Just don't...","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13071,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Well... no, I don't... exactly... what?","text_w_direction":"Well... no, I don't... exactly... what?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13072,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Well write it down before you forget it. That's... You've just been drawing pictures. Rrrr. I can't stay mad at you.","text_w_direction":"Well write it down before you forget it. That's... You've just been drawing pictures. [sighs] Rrrr. I can't stay mad at you.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13073,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Here we are ladies and gentlemen. Everybody ready? Last one down is a rotten egg. Watch out for snakes!","text_w_direction":"Here we are ladies and gentlemen. Everybody ready? Last one down is a rotten egg. [Gets off bus] Watch out for snakes!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13074,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Everyone put on sunscreen.","text_w_direction":"Everyone put on sunscreen.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13075,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Alright, find a cozy spot. Everybody settle in. OK, everybody up! Circle 'round. Let us play some games. We are situated on the northeast corner of scenic Lake Scranton. America's eighth largest indigenous body of water. It is here that a group of Americans will undergo the ultimate challenge. One day, 14 strangers who work together, but only one survivor.","text_w_direction":"Alright, find a cozy spot. Everybody settle in. [everybody sits down on beach] OK, everybody up! Circle 'round. [motions for circle to form] Let us play some games. We are situated on the northeast corner of scenic Lake Scranton. America's eighth largest indigenous body of water. It is here that a group of Americans will undergo the ultimate challenge. One day, 14 strangers who work together, but only one survivor.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13076,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13077,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Just words. Inspiring words. Not a contender. For the competitions, you will be divided into four tribes. Each tribe will have a leader that I will pick randomly off the top of my head without thinking. Jim, Dwight, Andy and Stanley.","text_w_direction":"Just words. Inspiring words. [under breath] Not a contender. [out loud] For the competitions, you will be divided into four tribes. Each tribe will have a leader that I will pick randomly off the top of my head without thinking. Jim, Dwight, Andy and Stanley.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13078,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13079,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Choose your tribes. Except for Pam. Not Pam.","text_w_direction":"Choose your tribes. Except for Pam. Not Pam.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13080,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Jim Halpert. Pros","text_w_direction":"Jim Halpert. Pros","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13081,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"I choose Michael!","text_w_direction":"I choose Michael!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13082,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I'm not playing.","text_w_direction":"I'm not playing.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13083,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"OK, temp.","text_w_direction":"OK, temp.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13084,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight is an obvious candidate for my job. He has the best sales record in the office. He loves the work. He is, however, an idiot.","text_w_direction":"Dwight is an obvious candidate for my job. He has the best sales record in the office. He loves the work. He is, however, an idiot.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13085,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"We are going to choose team names. Dwight?","text_w_direction":"We are going to choose team names. Dwight?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13086,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"We will be called Gryffindor.","text_w_direction":"We will be called Gryffindor.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13087,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Really? Not Slytherin?","text_w_direction":"Really? Not Slytherin?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13088,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Slytherin are the bad guys, Jim.","text_w_direction":"Slytherin are the bad guys, Jim.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13089,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"I know. Okay, we will be Voldemort.","text_w_direction":"I know. Okay, we will be Voldemort.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13090,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"He-who-must-not-be-named? I wouldn't do that.","text_w_direction":"He-who-must-not-be-named? I wouldn't do that.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13091,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Vol-de-mort, Vol-de-mort ... Vol-de-mort! Vol-de-mort! Vol-de-mort!","text_w_direction":"[starts chanting] Vol-de-mort, Vol-de-mort ...[Kevin and Karen follow] Vol-de-mort! Vol-de-mort! Vol-de-mort!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13092,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"OK, seriously. You really shouldn't be saying that.","text_w_direction":"OK, seriously. You really shouldn't be saying that.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13093,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, hey, hey. Ok, Ok... Stanley, your team name?","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey, hey. Ok, Ok... Stanley, your team name?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13094,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"I don't care what you call my team.","text_w_direction":"I don't care what you call my team.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13095,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Then I will name your team the Red team.","text_w_direction":"Then I will name your team the Red team.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13096,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"No, the blue team.","text_w_direction":"No [crosses arms], the blue team.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13097,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I am also considering Stanley because of all the good that black people have done. For America.","text_w_direction":"I am also considering Stanley because of all the good that black people have done. For America.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13098,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"We will be team U.S.A.","text_w_direction":"We will be team U.S.A.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13099,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Very good. Pam, please take a note that Andy is patriotic.","text_w_direction":"Very good. Pam, please take a note that Andy is patriotic.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13100,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Andy Bernard. Pros","text_w_direction":"Andy Bernard. Pros","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13101,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"It is time for the great spoon and egg race. This one is with a little twist.","text_w_direction":"It is time for the great spoon and egg race. This one is with a little twist.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13102,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"There's already a twist, you're carrying an egg on a spoon.","text_w_direction":"There's already a twist, you're carrying an egg on a spoon.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13103,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Shh... The person carrying the egg will be blindfolded. Please put on your blindfolds. That person carrying the egg will go down, circle a torch, come back, deposit their egg in the pail. First team back is the winner. Alright. Ready? Set. Go!","text_w_direction":"Shh... The person carrying the egg will be blindfolded. Please put on your blindfolds. That person carrying the egg will go down, circle a torch, come back, deposit their egg in the pail. First team back is the winner. Alright. Ready? Set. Go! [contestants start walking]","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13104,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"Come on Phyllis, you can do it. Ahh...","text_w_direction":"Come on Phyllis, you can do it. [Phyllis' egg falls off spoon] Ahh...","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13105,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"Thank you so much.","text_w_direction":"Thank you so much. [Stanley sits down and pulls out his crossword puzzle]","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13106,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Phyllis is out. Yes! Follow my voice. Follow my voice. Yeah, keep it moving. Keep it moving. Right this way. Looking good.","text_w_direction":"Phyllis is out. Yes! [to Kelly] Follow my voice. Follow my voice. Yeah, keep it moving. Keep it moving. Right this way. Looking good. [Cheers]","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13107,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Kelly","text":"I don't want to hit the big rock!","text_w_direction":"I don't want to hit the big rock!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13108,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Don't worry. You're not...","text_w_direction":"Don't worry. You're not...","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13109,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Kelly","text":"I know I'm near the big rock. I just know it.","text_w_direction":"I know I'm near the big rock. I just know it.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13110,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"No where near the big rock.","text_w_direction":"No where near the big rock.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13111,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Kelly","text":"I just don't want to get hit by it...","text_w_direction":"[takes off blindfold] I just don't want to get hit by it...","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13112,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"What're you doing? No! See, now we're disqualified.","text_w_direction":"What're you doing? No! See, now we're disqualified.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13113,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"I am okay if I lose every single contest today. Honestly. Because I see these contests as an opportunity for me to demonstrate what a good sport I am. Mallard!","text_w_direction":"I am okay if I lose every single contest today. Honestly. Because I see these contests as an opportunity for me to demonstrate what a good sport I am. Mallard! [throws a stone]","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13114,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Woah, stop, stop, stop. There's a hole. Step over the hole.","text_w_direction":"[to Karen] Woah, stop, stop, stop. There's a hole. Step over the hole.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13115,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Karen","text":"Hole?","text_w_direction":"Hole?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13116,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Yup. Perfect, oooh, just made it. OK, turn left.","text_w_direction":"Yup. [Karen takes a big step] Perfect, oooh, just made it. OK, turn left.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13117,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Come on! Come on! Andale! Arriba! Arriba!","text_w_direction":"[to Ryan] Come on! Come on! Andale! Arriba! Arriba!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13118,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"Can you just stop this right now, or I'm not gonna do this anymore.","text_w_direction":"Can you just stop this right now, or I'm not gonna do this anymore.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13119,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"What are you saying?","text_w_direction":"What are you saying?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13120,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"You have to stop yelling at me or I'm not gonna do the egg race.","text_w_direction":"You have to stop yelling at me or I'm not gonna do the egg race.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13121,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"OK, I apologize for yelling at you.","text_w_direction":"OK, I apologize for yelling at you.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13122,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"That's what being a good captain is about. It's about listening to the members of your team.","text_w_direction":"That's what being a good captain is about. It's about listening to the members of your team.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13123,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"I am trying to bring team spirit.","text_w_direction":"I am trying to bring team spirit.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13124,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Woah, stop, another hole. Take a big step. Yes!","text_w_direction":"[to Karen] Woah, stop, another hole. Take a big step. [Karen steps into lake] Yes!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13125,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Karen","text":"Oh my God! You ass!","text_w_direction":"[lifts up blindfold] Oh my God! You ass! [chases Jim and throws egg at him] [both laugh]","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13126,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"There's nothing better than a beautiful day at the beach, filled with sun, surf, and uh... diligent note-taking.","text_w_direction":"There's nothing better than a beautiful day at the beach, filled with sun, surf, and uh... diligent note-taking. [holds up notes]","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13127,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Pam...you're missing things.","text_w_direction":"[off screen] Pam...you're missing things. [shakes off hand and starts writing in notebook]","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13128,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Let's go! Let's go! Come on! Mush! Mush! Come on you b*st*rd! What the? Damn it temp!","text_w_direction":"[at Ryan holding egg in spoon] Let's go! Let's go! Come on! Mush! Mush! Come on you b*st*rd! [Ryan takes off blindfold and throws it to ground along with egg and spoon] What the? Damn it temp!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13129,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Great job everyone, that was fantastic.","text_w_direction":"[begins to clap] Great job everyone, that was fantastic. [Michael sighs]","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13130,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Okay Pam, I have another little project for you.","text_w_direction":"Okay Pam, I have another little project for you.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13131,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Does it have to do with these shopping bags filled with hot dogs?","text_w_direction":"Does it have to do with these shopping bags filled with hot dogs?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13132,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Smart as a whip! Yes! These are pre-cooked, so it's not absolutely necessary, but I would appreciate it if you could heat up 800 hot dogs for a little contest I'm going to be having. I would greatly appreciate it.","text_w_direction":"Smart as a whip! Yes! [holds up hot dog packages] These are pre-cooked, so it's not absolutely necessary, but I would appreciate it if you could heat up 800 hot dogs for a little contest I'm going to be having. I would greatly appreciate it.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13133,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"When's the contest?","text_w_direction":"When's the contest?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13134,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Like umm... ten minutes?","text_w_direction":"Like umm...[looks at watch] ten minutes?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13135,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"How am I supposed to... get...","text_w_direction":"How am I supposed to... get...","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13136,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Thanks a bunch.","text_w_direction":"Thanks a bunch.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13137,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"A good manager has got to be hungry. Hungry for success.","text_w_direction":"A good manager has got to be hungry. Hungry for success.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13138,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"OK, who's hungry No, no, no. Do not touch the food. Please. Not yet. That is our next event. A hot dog eating contest. For those of you who are curious, the world record is 54 and one half hot dogs. Wow! And you know what? I personally have cooked up enough so each and every one of you could break that record. So shoot for the stars, OK? Alright, the team that eats the most hot dogs in ten minutes will be declared the winner. On you mark. Get set.","text_w_direction":"OK, who's hungry [Kevin starts to put hot dog in mouth] No, no, no. Do not touch the food. Please. Not yet. That is our next event. A hot dog eating contest. [sighs at the table] For those of you who are curious, the world record is 54 and one half hot dogs. Wow! And you know what? I personally have cooked up enough so each and every one of you could break that record. So shoot for the stars, OK? Alright, the team that eats the most hot dogs in ten minutes will be declared the winner. On you mark. Get set.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13139,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Kelly","text":"Can I have a turkey burger?","text_w_direction":"Can I have a turkey burger?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13140,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No, I have the only one. I claimed it. Ready?","text_w_direction":"No, I have the only one. I claimed it. Ready?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13141,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"Turkey is a healthy meat.","text_w_direction":"Turkey is a healthy meat.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13142,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"It's very good for you.","text_w_direction":"It's very good for you. [overlapping talk from all at table]","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13143,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Guys, guys, guys. Come on! Pleeeeease... Let's just... OK, it's very important that you all try to eat as many hot dogs as you can. On your mark. Get set. Eat!","text_w_direction":"Guys, guys, guys. Come on! Pleeeeease... Let's just... OK, it's very important that you all try to eat as many hot dogs as you can. On your mark. Get set. Eat!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13144,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"Is there any mustard?","text_w_direction":"Is there any mustard?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13145,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No mustard, no mustard. Just eat it, eat it, Phyllis. Dip it in the water so it'll slide down your gullet more easily.","text_w_direction":"No mustard, no mustard. Just eat it, eat it, Phyllis. Dip it in the water so it'll slide down your gullet more easily.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13146,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Come on, the winner gets a big, big prize.","text_w_direction":"Come on, the winner gets a big, big prize.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13147,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"What is it?","text_w_direction":"[eating hot dog] What is it?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13148,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I can't say.","text_w_direction":"I can't say.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13149,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"You can't say, or you can't pronounce it?","text_w_direction":"You can't say, or you can't pronounce it?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13150,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"The winner gets a regional manager's salary for a year, and a Sebring, and the feeling that they are making a difference in the world.","text_w_direction":"The winner gets a regional manager's salary for a year, and a Sebring, and the feeling that they are making a difference in the world.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13151,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Kelly","text":"Can we just take those first two things?","text_w_direction":"Can we just take those first two things?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13152,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"The winner of today gets my job. Ok? I'm interviewing for a job at corporate. And they're only interviewing a handful of people and I'm the most qualified and I'll probably get it. Alright?","text_w_direction":"The winner of today gets my job. Ok? I'm interviewing for a job at corporate. And they're only interviewing a handful of people and I'm the most qualified and I'll probably get it. Alright?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13153,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"You're leaving?","text_w_direction":"You're leaving?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13154,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I didn't want to tell anyway. I didn't want to cast a pall over our fun beach day. But you know what? I don't know who to recommend because frankly nobody is stepping up.","text_w_direction":"I didn't want to tell anyway. I didn't want to cast a pall over our fun beach day. But you know what? I don't know who to recommend because frankly nobody is stepping up.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13155,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"I am so hungry!","text_w_direction":"[slams fist onto table] I am so hungry! [starts eating hot dog real fast]","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13156,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"Do you expect me to believe that you're truly making your recommendations on this basis?","text_w_direction":"Do you expect me to believe that you're truly making your recommendations on this basis?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13157,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Word. There we go. Let's see it.","text_w_direction":"[points at Stanley] Word. [Stanley starts eating hot dog] There we go. Let's see it.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13158,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"I would rather work for an upturned broom with a bucket for a head than work for somebody else in this office besides myself. Game on!","text_w_direction":"I would rather work for an upturned broom with a bucket for a head than work for somebody else in this office besides myself. Game on!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13159,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Four. Three. Two. One. Stop your eating! And the winner is Andy Bernard, with 14 hot dogs!","text_w_direction":"Four. Three. Two. One. Stop your eating! And the winner is Andy Bernard, with 14 hot dogs!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13160,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Kelly","text":"Team U.S.A.!","text_w_direction":"Team U.S.A.!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13161,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"One came up.","text_w_direction":"One came up.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13162,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"13 hot dogs, everybody!","text_w_direction":"13 hot dogs, everybody!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13163,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Damn it!","text_w_direction":"Damn it!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13164,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Creed","text":"Nobody told me we were going to have hot dogs!","text_w_direction":"[holding a fish with all the meat stripped off] Nobody told me we were going to have hot dogs!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13165,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Sabotage.","text_w_direction":"Sabotage.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13166,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"What? What are you saying? Did you say sandwich?","text_w_direction":"What? What are you saying? Did you say sandwich?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13167,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"No. I was saying that before. Not now. Now I am saying sabotage. The ancient Dutch art of screwing up your own team.","text_w_direction":"No. I was saying that before. Not now. Now I am saying sabotage. The ancient Dutch art of screwing up your own team.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13168,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"I knew you were saying sabotage. I was giving you an example of it. I will misunderstand everything that Andy says until he goes insane.","text_w_direction":"I knew you were saying sabotage. I was giving you an example of it. I will misunderstand everything that Andy says until he goes insane.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13169,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"If Michael organizes some kind of group hug, stand next to me.","text_w_direction":"If Michael organizes some kind of group hug, stand next to me.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13170,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"It's very simple. There are only three rules. You must not touch the ground. You must not step outside of the ring. And you must always wear the safety mittens.","text_w_direction":"It's very simple. There are only three rules. You must not touch the ground. You must not step outside of the ring. And you must always wear the safety mittens.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13171,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"Uh, we don't have any safety mittens","text_w_direction":"Uh, we don't have any safety mittens","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13172,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Probably left them in the trunk of my car. It's alright. It's alright. Here we go.","text_w_direction":"Probably left them in the trunk of my car. It's alright. It's alright. Here we go.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13173,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Karen","text":"Get 'em big boy!","text_w_direction":"Get 'em big boy!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13174,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Aaaaaand, go!","text_w_direction":"Aaaaaand, go!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13175,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Karen","text":"C'mon, Jim!","text_w_direction":"C'mon, Jim!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13176,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"","text_w_direction":"[growly noises, Jim looks terrified]","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13177,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13178,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Nice, Stanley!","text_w_direction":"Nice, Stanley!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13179,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"Sorry about that. It's all about taking points away from Dwight.","text_w_direction":"[to Jim] Sorry about that. It's all about taking points away from Dwight.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13180,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. No. Good.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. No. Good.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13181,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, my God. I have never seen that look in a man's eyes... ever. I thought that I might die. On beach day.","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God. I have never seen that look in a man's eyes... ever. I thought that I might die. On beach day.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13182,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"If either of these guys are put in charge of the office I will transfer to Albany. Gil can come if he wants. I'm kinda looking for a way out of that relationship anyway. I think I might try girls for a while. Angela thinks I can cross over. We'll see.","text_w_direction":"If either of these guys are put in charge of the office I will transfer to Albany. Gil can come if he wants. I'm kinda looking for a way out of that relationship anyway. I think I might try girls for a while. Angela thinks I can cross over. We'll see.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13183,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Gaaaaa....","text_w_direction":"[Andy and Dwight sumo wrestle] Gaaaaa....","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13184,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"One. Two. Three.","text_w_direction":"One. Two. Three.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13185,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Yaaaaa! Yaaaaa!","text_w_direction":"Yaaaaa! Yaaaaa!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13186,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Excellent!","text_w_direction":"Excellent!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13187,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Gryffindor! Gryffindor!","text_w_direction":"Gryffindor! Gryffindor!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13188,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"I didn't win. But the only reason I didn't win is because I recently learned that it's better to work thing out with words.","text_w_direction":"I didn't win. But the only reason I didn't win is because I recently learned that it's better to work thing out with words.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13189,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"That's not why you lost.","text_w_direction":"That's not why you lost.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13190,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah it is. I totally could have kicked your butt so bad.","text_w_direction":"Yeah it is. I totally could have kicked your butt so bad.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13191,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, right.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, right.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13192,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, right, c'mon! C'mon!","text_w_direction":"Yeah, right, c'mon! C'mon! [Dwight and Andy wrestle]","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13193,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Aaaagh! Uggggh! How do you like that?","text_w_direction":"[bouncing off of Andy] Aaaagh! Uggggh! How do you like that?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13194,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, God! Waaa! Guhh! Wuuuh! Help! Angela! Angela, hey! Oh, thank God! Please tell somebody!","text_w_direction":"[Trying to wet bandana, falls in water] Oh, God! Waaa! Guhh! Wuuuh! Help! Angela! Angela, hey! Oh, thank God! Please tell somebody!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13195,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"What, Andy? Andy, what should I tell them?","text_w_direction":"What, Andy? Andy, what should I tell them?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13196,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Go tell them I'm floating away, obviously!","text_w_direction":"Go tell them I'm floating away, obviously!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13197,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"I don't understand what you want from me.","text_w_direction":"I don't understand what you want from me.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13198,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Angela, it's pretty simple! Look at what I'm doing and go tell somebody about it!","text_w_direction":"Angela, it's pretty simple! Look at what I'm doing and go tell somebody about it!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13199,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Sorry! Bye, Andy!","text_w_direction":"Sorry! Bye, Andy!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13200,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Angela!","text_w_direction":"Angela!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13201,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I knew that finding a successor would be difficult. I did not know that it would be impossible. Thus far the candidates have been wildly disappointing. Uh, Jim is not taking it seriously. Uh, Stanley is having a stroke. And Andy, where is he? Where the hell is Andy? Where is he, Pam? Do you know? Ah... who's ahead in points?","text_w_direction":"I knew that finding a successor would be difficult. I did not know that it would be impossible. Thus far the candidates have been wildly disappointing. Uh, Jim is not taking it seriously. Uh, Stanley is having a stroke. And Andy, where is he? Where the hell is Andy? Where is he, Pam? Do you know? Ah... who's ahead in points?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13202,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I think they're even. At various times you gave Jim ten points, Dwight a gold star, and Stanley a thumbs up. And I don't really know how to compare those units.","text_w_direction":"I think they're even. At various times you gave Jim ten points, Dwight a gold star, and Stanley a thumbs up. And I don't really know how to compare those units.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13203,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Check to see if there is a conversion chart in that notebook.","text_w_direction":"Check to see if there is a conversion chart in that notebook.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13204,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I really doubt it, Michael.","text_w_direction":"I really doubt it, Michael.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13205,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Please just check.","text_w_direction":"Please just check.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13206,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Great. Yeah, I'll see you next week. Thank you, and here is Karen Filipelli. Bye.","text_w_direction":"[on cell phone] Great. Yeah, I'll see you next week. Thank you, and here is Karen Filipelli. Bye.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13207,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Karen","text":"Hello? Yeah, hi David. Yes, I would like to be considered for the corporate position in well.","text_w_direction":"Hello? Yeah, hi David. Yes, I would like to be considered for the corporate position in well.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13208,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"In well?","text_w_direction":"In well?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13209,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Karen","text":"As well.","text_w_direction":"As well.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13210,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"How would that work in well? I just want to know.","text_w_direction":"How would that work in well? I just want to know.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13211,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Karen","text":"Yes. uh, huh.","text_w_direction":"Yes. uh, huh.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13212,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Wait a minute.","text_w_direction":"Wait a minute.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13213,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Karen","text":"That would be fine.","text_w_direction":"That would be fine.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13214,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"If this job is in a well, I don't want it.","text_w_direction":"If this job is in a well, I don't want it.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13215,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Karen","text":"Cut it out!","text_w_direction":"[whispering] Cut it out!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13216,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"I don't!","text_w_direction":"I don't!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13217,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"What does a great manager need most of all? Courage.","text_w_direction":"What does a great manager need most of all? Courage.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13218,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"How so? I mean... sure thing, that sounds smart... I can't do this anymore! I'm goin' to sit in the bus.","text_w_direction":"How so? I mean... sure thing, that sounds smart... I can't do this anymore! I'm goin' to sit in the bus.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13219,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Your loss, Stanley. Meanwhile the rest of us will have a super fun time defeating our fear and creating a lasting memory. Walking through FIRE!","text_w_direction":"Your loss, Stanley. Meanwhile the rest of us will have a super fun time defeating our fear and creating a lasting memory. Walking through FIRE!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13220,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Who among you has the guts to replace me? Let him walk across these coals.","text_w_direction":"Who among you has the guts to replace me? Let him walk across these coals.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13221,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"Are you going to try it?","text_w_direction":"Are you going to try it?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13222,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"I'm not going to talk through the fire after your disgusting feet have gone through.","text_w_direction":"I'm not going to talk through the fire after your disgusting feet have gone through.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13223,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"Angela, it is a million degrees.","text_w_direction":"Angela, it is a million degrees.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13224,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I'm gonna do it. And I fully expect to burn my feet and go to the hospital. That's the right spirit when doing a coal walk, right?","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna do it. And I fully expect to burn my feet and go to the hospital. That's the right spirit when doing a coal walk, right?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13225,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No. No, not you, Pam. You have to keep score.","text_w_direction":"No. No, not you, Pam. You have to keep score.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13226,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I'd like to try it.","text_w_direction":"I'd like to try it.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13227,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Pointless.","text_w_direction":"Pointless.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13228,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"But I'm not kidding. I really want to do it.","text_w_direction":"But I'm not kidding. I really want to do it.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13229,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Blah, blah, blee blup, blup, okay? This is about guts. It takes guts to be a regional manager. Jim, you're up.","text_w_direction":"Blah, blah, blee blup, blup, okay? This is about guts. It takes guts to be a regional manager. Jim, you're up.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13230,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Nope.","text_w_direction":"Nope.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13231,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Ji.. why not? C'mon.","text_w_direction":"Ji.. why not? C'mon.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13232,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, 'cause I don't want my feet to get burned.","text_w_direction":"Oh, 'cause I don't want my feet to get burned.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13233,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"You do not have what it takes to be a regional manager.","text_w_direction":"You do not have what it takes to be a regional manager.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13234,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"That's harsh.","text_w_direction":"That's harsh.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13235,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Who's next? Andy? Where's Andy? Andy is never here today.","text_w_direction":"Who's next? Andy? Where's Andy? Andy is never here today.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13236,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Hello? Who's there? My name is Andrew Bernard, I was with a group called Dunder Mifflin. Hello?","text_w_direction":"[lying in water, car lights light up his location] Hello? Who's there? My name is Andrew Bernard, I was with a group called Dunder Mifflin. Hello?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13237,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"Why don't you go Michael?","text_w_direction":"Why don't you go Michael?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13238,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Because I already did. Remember? I burned my foot on a George Foreman grill.","text_w_direction":"Because I already did. Remember? I burned my foot on a George Foreman grill.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13239,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"And that is not the same at all. If you're going to ask other people to do it, you should do it yourself.","text_w_direction":"And that is not the same at all. If you're going to ask other people to do it, you should do it yourself.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13240,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Alright. Okay. Alright. Fine. 'kay. The mind has to wrap around the foot. Okay.","text_w_direction":"Alright. Okay. Alright. Fine. 'kay. [clears throat, breathes noisily] The mind has to wrap around the foot. [exhales] Okay.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13241,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Do you want us to count to three?","text_w_direction":"Do you want us to count to three?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13242,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. Count to three, please.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Count to three, please.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13243,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Group","text":"Three. Two. One.","text_w_direction":"Three. Two. One.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13244,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Count the other way. Count... no, no, count one, two, three, not three, two, one.","text_w_direction":"Count the other way. Count... no, no, count one, two, three, not three, two, one.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13245,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Group","text":"One. Two. Three! Go! Do it! Go, Michael.","text_w_direction":"One. Two. Three! Go! Do it! Go, Michael.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13246,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Wait! Am I going on go? Or am I going on three?","text_w_direction":"Wait! Am I going on go? Or am I going on three?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13247,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Creed","text":"On the go that's after three.","text_w_direction":"On the go that's after three.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13248,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13249,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Group","text":"One, two, three, go!","text_w_direction":"One, two, three, go!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13250,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"No! It's okay. I will do this Michael.","text_w_direction":"No! It's okay. I will do this Michael.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13251,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Don't, don't.","text_w_direction":"Don't, don't.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13252,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"I will walk and stand on these coals until you award me the position of regional manager!","text_w_direction":"[walking on coals] I will walk and stand on these coals until you award me the position of regional manager!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13253,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Group","text":"Wow. Go, Dwight. Keep moving.","text_w_direction":"Wow. Go, Dwight. Keep moving.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13254,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"GIVE ME THE JOB! GIVE ME THE JOB!","text_w_direction":"[standing still, on the coals] GIVE ME THE JOB! GIVE ME THE JOB!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13255,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I'm not going to give it to you.","text_w_direction":"I'm not going to give it to you.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13256,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Aaagh, aaagh!","text_w_direction":"[falling on his knees, then on all fours] Aaagh, aaagh!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13257,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Group","text":"","text_w_direction":"[yelling excitedly for Dwight to get off the coals]","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13258,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, do something!","text_w_direction":"Michael, do something!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13259,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Aggggh, that stings!","text_w_direction":"Aggggh, that stings!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13260,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Being the boss is also about image. I've never looked like that. That was gross. I just, I don't see the connection between a firewalk and management. Worst seventy-five bucks I ever spent. You know what, if I had to pick my replacement based on today, it would be Mr. \"Outside Hire.\"","text_w_direction":"Being the boss is also about image. I've never looked like that. That was gross. I just, I don't see the connection between a firewalk and management. Worst seventy-five bucks I ever spent. You know what, if I had to pick my replacement based on today, it would be Mr. \"Outside Hire.\"","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13261,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Or Mrs. \"Outside Hire.\"","text_w_direction":"Or Mrs. \"Outside Hire.\"","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13262,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. Ummm, hmm... True. Look, I don't want to leave this branch that I love to an outside hire therefore we are going to have a one hundred point winner take all sudden death tribal council round. To test the aspect of my job that I think is the most important, something I call the Bob Hope factor.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Ummm, hmm... True. Look, I don't want to leave this branch that I love to an outside hire therefore we are going to have a one hundred point winner take all sudden death tribal council round. To test the aspect of my job that I think is the most important, something I call the Bob Hope factor.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13263,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Kelly","text":"Who's Bob Hope?","text_w_direction":"Who's Bob Hope?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13264,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"God! He's a comedian.","text_w_direction":"God! He's a comedian.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13265,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh, like Amanda Bynes.","text_w_direction":"Oh, like Amanda Bynes.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13266,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Who's Amanda Bynes?","text_w_direction":"Who's Amanda Bynes?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13267,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Kelly","text":"She's from \"What a Girl Wants.\"","text_w_direction":"She's from \"What a Girl Wants.\"","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13268,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, I love that movie. Yes, Kelly is right, the person to replace me has to have a great sense of humor and they have to possess the leadership qualities of a Bynes or a Hope. So without further ado, Jim and Dwight show us what you got.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I love that movie. Yes, Kelly is right, the person to replace me has to have a great sense of humor and they have to possess the leadership qualities of a Bynes or a Hope. So without further ado, Jim and Dwight show us what you got.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13269,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, I know what you're looking for, but um, I got to be honest, I really don't think I should be considered as your replacement.","text_w_direction":"Hey, I know what you're looking for, but um, I got to be honest, I really don't think I should be considered as your replacement.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13270,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"You are being too modest.","text_w_direction":"You are being too modest.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13271,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Michael, on Thursday I'm going to drive down and interview with David for the open position in New York.","text_w_direction":"Michael, on Thursday I'm going to drive down and interview with David for the open position in New York.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13272,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Hhhh... okay. That is not funny. I am deducting sixty points from Voldemort for false pretenses. Okay, Dwight your turn. Wow us.","text_w_direction":"Hhhh... okay. That is not funny. I am deducting sixty points from Voldemort for false pretenses. Okay, Dwight your turn. Wow us.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13273,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"The Aristocrats. A man and his wife and his children go into the offices of a talent agency. And the talent agent says, \"Describe your act.\" And the man says something really, really raunchy and the talent representative says, \"What do you call yourselves?\" And the man says, \"The Aristocrats!\"","text_w_direction":"The Aristocrats. A man and his wife and his children go into the offices of a talent agency. And the talent agent says, \"Describe your act.\" And the man says something really, really raunchy and the talent representative says, \"What do you call yourselves?\" And the man says, \"The Aristocrats!\"","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13274,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Oooh, uh hah, ooh! Wha-hoo! Ahhhh...","text_w_direction":"[breathes deeply and runs across coals] Oooh, uh hah, ooh! Wha-hoo! Ahhhh...","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13275,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"I mean truly repulsive acts.","text_w_direction":"[finishes story] I mean truly repulsive acts.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13276,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"That is a very, very funny story.","text_w_direction":"That is a very, very funny story.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13277,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Hey! I want to say something. I've been trying to be more honest lately and I just need to say a few things. I did the coal walk! Just, I did it! Michael, you couldn't even do that. Maybe I should be your boss? Wow, I feel really good right now. Why didn't any of you come to my art show? I invited all of you. That really sucked. It's like sometimes some of you act like I don't even exist. Jim, I called off my wedding because of you. And now we're not even friends. And things are just like weird between us, and that sucks. And I miss you. You were my best friend before you went to Stamford, and I really miss you. I shouldn't have been with Roy. And there were a lot of reasons to call off my wedding. But the truth is, I didn't care about any of those reasons until I met you. And now you're with someone else. And that's... fine. It's... whatever. That's not what... I'm not... Okay, my feet really hurt. The thing that I'm just trying to say to you, Jim... and to everyone else in this circle I guess, is that I miss having fun with you. Just you, not everyone in the circle. Okay, I am going to go walk in the water now. Yeah. It's a good day.","text_w_direction":"[runs over after walking over fire coals] Hey! I want to say something. I've been trying to be more honest lately and I just need to say a few things. I did the coal walk! Just, I did it! Michael, you couldn't even do that. Maybe I should be your boss? Wow, I feel really good right now. Why didn't any of you come to my art show? I invited all of you. That really sucked. It's like sometimes some of you act like I don't even exist. [turns and looks directly at Jim] Jim, I called off my wedding because of you. And now we're not even friends. And things are just like weird between us, and that sucks. And I miss you. You were my best friend before you went to Stamford, and I really miss you. I shouldn't have been with Roy. And there were a lot of reasons to call off my wedding. But the truth is, I didn't care about any of those reasons until I met you. And now you're with someone else. And that's... fine. It's... whatever. That's not what... I'm not... Okay, my feet really hurt. The thing that I'm just trying to say to you, Jim... and to everyone else in this circle I guess, is that I miss having fun with you. Just you, not everyone in the circle. Okay, I am going to go walk in the water now. Yeah. It's a good day.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13278,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Pam, that was amazing. But I am still looking for someone with a sales background.","text_w_direction":"Pam, that was amazing. But I am still looking for someone with a sales background.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13279,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Group","text":"Flintstones, meet the Flintstones. They're a modern stone-age family. Ba-ba-da-da-da. From the town of Bedrock, they're a page right out of history. Ba-da-da-da-da. When you're with the Flintstones, have a yabba-dabba-doo time, a dabba-doo time, we'll have a gay old time!","text_w_direction":"Flintstones, meet the Flintstones. They're a modern stone-age family. Ba-ba-da-da-da. From the town of Bedrock, they're a page right out of history. Ba-da-da-da-da. [overlapping singing of the wrong verses] When you're with the Flintstones, have a yabba-dabba-doo time, a dabba-doo time, we'll have a gay old time!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13280,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"WWWWIIIILLLLMMMMAAAA!","text_w_direction":"WWWWIIIILLLLMMMMAAAA!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13281,"season":3,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Beach Games","director":"Harold Ramis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Nice!","text_w_direction":"Nice!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2783,"air_date":"2007-05-10"}
{"index":13282,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"David!","text_w_direction":"[at Dunder-Mifflin Corporate in NY] David!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13283,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"Oh, Michael?","text_w_direction":"[confused] Oh, Michael?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13284,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Are we all set?","text_w_direction":"Are we all set?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13285,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"Isn't our interview tomorrow?","text_w_direction":"Isn't our interview tomorrow?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13286,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. I just happened to be in the neighborhood, thought I'd drop in and say hello.","text_w_direction":"Yes. I just happened to be in the neighborhood, thought I'd drop in and say hello.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13287,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"You happened to be in mid-town Mahattan?","text_w_direction":"You happened to be in mid-town Mahattan?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13288,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Thought I'd catch a show.","text_w_direction":"Thought I'd catch a show.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13289,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"In the middle of a work day?","text_w_direction":"In the middle of a work day?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13290,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Naaah. You know what? Since I'm here, let me ask you a few questions about the job.","text_w_direction":"Naaah. You know what? Since I'm here, let me ask you a few questions about the job.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13291,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13292,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Um, how many people are you interviewing?","text_w_direction":"Um, how many people are you interviewing?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13293,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"We're only interviewing the branch managers and some other upper level company people.","text_w_direction":"We're only interviewing the branch managers and some other upper level company people.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13294,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Ah, well, good. Out of curiosity are you interviewing anyone who has been here longer than I have, or manages more people?","text_w_direction":"Ah, well, good. Out of curiosity are you interviewing anyone who has been here longer than I have, or manages more people?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13295,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"I don't think so.","text_w_direction":"I don't think so.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13296,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Great. One more... question. When you merged those branches who did you put in charge?","text_w_direction":"Great. One more... question. When you merged those branches who did you put in charge?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13297,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"I believe we put you in charge.","text_w_direction":"I believe we put you in charge.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13298,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Ah, great. No further questions.","text_w_direction":"Ah, great. No further questions.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13299,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"Okay, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Okay, Michael.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13300,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13301,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"I'm really looking forward to our interview.","text_w_direction":"I'm really looking forward to our interview.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13302,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"And I'm really looking forward to working with you.","text_w_direction":"And I'm really looking forward to working with you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13303,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I got it made in the shade. I know this company. The other branch managers are total morons. Hey, Pam yeah, I forgot what day the interview was and I drove to New York accidentially. I'll be like three hours late.","text_w_direction":"I got it made in the shade. I know this company. The other branch managers are total morons. [on cell phone] Hey, Pam yeah, I forgot what day the interview was and I drove to New York accidentially. I'll be like three hours late.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13304,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"[Jim walk through the door sporting an obvious new haircut] Hey.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13305,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, Kev.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Kev.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13306,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"What's different about you? You look worse.","text_w_direction":"What's different about you? You look worse.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13307,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13308,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Meredith","text":"You got a haircut. It's sexy, hot.","text_w_direction":"You got a haircut. It's sexy, hot.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13309,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Ohhh...","text_w_direction":"Ohhh...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13310,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Meredith","text":"Turn around.","text_w_direction":"Turn around.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13311,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13312,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Meredith","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13313,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"No way.","text_w_direction":"No way.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13314,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Meredith","text":"Do it!","text_w_direction":"Do it!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13315,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Blup-dup-do. What's up, Big Haircut? You are no longer Big Tuna. From henceforth, you shall be known as Big Haircut.","text_w_direction":"Blup-dup-do. What's up, Big Haircut? You are no longer Big Tuna. From henceforth, you shall be known as Big Haircut.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13316,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Andy...","text_w_direction":"[exhales loudly] Andy...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13317,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"What is it, Big Haircut?","text_w_direction":"What is it, Big Haircut?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13318,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Nothing.","text_w_direction":"Nothing.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13319,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Sorry, I can't hear you Big Haircut.","text_w_direction":"Sorry, I can't hear you Big Haircut.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13320,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Yup.","text_w_direction":"Yup.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13321,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13322,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Karen suggested that I get a haircut for the interview tomorrow so that I could look presentable and not, as she so lovingly puts it, homeless.","text_w_direction":"Karen suggested that I get a haircut for the interview tomorrow so that I could look presentable and not, as she so lovingly puts it, homeless.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13323,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Hey. I think it looks great.","text_w_direction":"Hey. I think it looks great.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13324,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Thanks, Pam.","text_w_direction":"Thanks, Pam.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13325,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"After I had my little outburst at the beach, Jim was really nice about it. He just basically said that he missed my friendship too and I would always mean a lot to him and I understand where he's coming from. For the record, I am not embarassed at all. It needed to be said, and I said it, and it only took me three years to summons the courage, so thank you.","text_w_direction":"After I had my little outburst at the beach, Jim was really nice about it. He just basically said that he missed my friendship too and I would always mean a lot to him and I understand where he's coming from. For the record, I am not embarassed at all. It needed to be said, and I said it, and it only took me three years to summons the courage, so [quietly, and mock bowing] thank you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13326,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"[knock on door] Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13327,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"You wanted to see me?","text_w_direction":"You wanted to see me?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13328,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, the time has come to name my own replacement. So please hand this letter of congratulations to Dwight K. Schrute.","text_w_direction":"Yes, the time has come to name my own replacement. So please hand this letter of congratulations to Dwight K. Schrute.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13329,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"But that's my name. Dwight, congratuations a-wipe. Don't screw the pooch. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"But that's my name. [opens letter and reads] Dwight, congratuations a-wipe. Don't screw the pooch. [begins to cry] Thank you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13330,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Uh...","text_w_direction":"Okay. Uh...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13331,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you, Michael.","text_w_direction":"[cries harder] Thank you, Michael.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13332,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, okay.","text_w_direction":"Uh, okay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13333,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you so much.","text_w_direction":"[sobbing, holding letter to chest] Thank you so much.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13334,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Stop crying.","text_w_direction":"Stop crying.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13335,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"[sobbing] Thank you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13336,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Ohhhhh...","text_w_direction":"Ohhhhh...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13337,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13338,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13339,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Um, about the beach...","text_w_direction":"Um, about the beach...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13340,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"It's okay, we all say things without thinking.","text_w_direction":"It's okay, we all say things without thinking.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13341,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, no it's not that, I've actually been thinking that for a long time, and I'm glad I said it. I just... I'm sorry if it made you feel weird.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no it's not that, I've actually been thinking that for a long time, and I'm glad I said it. I just... I'm sorry if it made you feel weird.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13342,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Oh. Okay.","text_w_direction":"[confused] Oh. Okay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13343,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Pam is... kind of a bitch.","text_w_direction":"Pam is... kind of a bitch.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13344,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Hey, what if we leave tonight? Grab a bite, get a hotel room, enjoy the city a little bit.","text_w_direction":"Hey, what if we leave tonight? Grab a bite, get a hotel room, enjoy the city a little bit.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13345,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Ahhh... just have so much paperwork to do. Wow. Done. Okay, let's do it.","text_w_direction":"Ahhh... just have so much paperwork to do. [exhales] Wow. Done. Okay, let's do it.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13346,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"So I was wondering if Karen and I could get off a few hours early 'cause we want to spend the night in the city.","text_w_direction":"So I was wondering if Karen and I could get off a few hours early 'cause we want to spend the night in the city.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13347,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Why so you can do it?","text_w_direction":"Why so you can do it?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13348,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"","text_w_direction":"[looks annoyed]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13349,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Whoops.","text_w_direction":"Whoops.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13350,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No, um, well I was thinking that uh, actually we could all leave tomorrow and do a convoy you know? Convoys are really fun. Pull up next to each other, give each other the finger...","text_w_direction":"No, um, well I was thinking that uh, actually we could all leave tomorrow and do a convoy you know? Convoys are really fun. Pull up next to each other, give each other the finger...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13351,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Hmmm.","text_w_direction":"Hmmm.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13352,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Heh.","text_w_direction":"Heh.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13353,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Moon each other.","text_w_direction":"Moon each other.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13354,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Ah, we're gonna go tonight, but we're gonna see you there tomorrow morning, right?","text_w_direction":"Ah, we're gonna go tonight, but we're gonna see you there tomorrow morning, right?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13355,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13356,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13357,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Your loss.","text_w_direction":"Your loss.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13358,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Wait, how would you moon us if you were driving?","text_w_direction":"Wait, how would you moon us if you were driving?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13359,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Cruise control.","text_w_direction":"Cruise control.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13360,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13361,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"So Jim, who do you think is hotter? Pam or Karen?","text_w_direction":"So Jim, who do you think is hotter? Pam or Karen?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13362,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, I'm not going to talk about this now.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I'm not going to talk about this now.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13363,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Pam is taller.","text_w_direction":"Pam is taller.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13364,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"You sure?","text_w_direction":"You sure?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13365,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Yes. She has bigger breasts, too.","text_w_direction":"Yes. She has bigger breasts, too.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13366,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13367,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"I think Karen has a prettier face.","text_w_direction":"I think Karen has a prettier face.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13368,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, hmm. Uh, hmm. What else?","text_w_direction":"Uh, hmm. [thinking] Uh, hmm. What else?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13369,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Well I mean Pam's face is really pretty too. It's a very tough call.","text_w_direction":"Well I mean Pam's face is really pretty too. It's a very tough call.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13370,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Hm. Really tough call.","text_w_direction":"Hm. Really tough call.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13371,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13372,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"You know what? Why don't you take the rest of the day, figure it out and then come back and tell me what you got.","text_w_direction":"You know what? Why don't you take the rest of the day, figure it out and then come back and tell me what you got.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13373,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Will do.","text_w_direction":"Will do.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13374,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right. [smiles]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13375,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"Hey, Pam I've been meaning to say something to you. I really miss our friendship.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Pam I've been meaning to say something to you. I really miss our friendship. [group laughs]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13376,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Wow, very funny.","text_w_direction":"Wow, very funny.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13377,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Stanley","text":"I've never heard you talk that much. I thought it was Kelly.","text_w_direction":"I've never heard you talk that much. I thought it was Kelly.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13378,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"Are you kidding? I would have never done that. It was pathetic-ville. No offense, Pam.","text_w_direction":"Are you kidding? I would have never done that. It was pathetic-ville. No offense, Pam.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13379,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"","text_w_direction":"[smiles]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13380,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Meredith","text":"You know what? Don't even worry about it. Everyone was so drunk, I bet no one even remembers what you said.","text_w_direction":"You know what? Don't even worry about it. Everyone was so drunk, I bet no one even remembers what you said.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13381,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Creed","text":"I remember. I blogged the whole thing.","text_w_direction":"I remember. I blogged the whole thing.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13382,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Creed","text":"www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts. Check it out.","text_w_direction":"www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts. Check it out.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13383,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Last year Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed's brain I opened up a Word document on his computer and put an address at the top. I've read some of it. Even for the intranet it's... pretty shocking.","text_w_direction":"Last year Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed's brain I opened up a Word document on his computer and put an address at the top. I've read some of it. Even for the intranet it's... pretty shocking.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13384,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"There they are, the Accounting Department. I shall miss your humility and your promptly printed checks.","text_w_direction":"There they are, the Accounting Department. I shall miss your humility and your promptly printed checks.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13385,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Do you think it's gonna to be weird working with Jan in New York?","text_w_direction":"Do you think it's gonna to be weird working with Jan in New York?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13386,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No. Not at all. I haven't talked to Jan since we broke up, and I think if she had something to say she would have called me.","text_w_direction":"No. Not at all. I haven't talked to Jan since we broke up, and I think if she had something to say she would have called me.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13387,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"Maybe you should talk to her? Before...","text_w_direction":"Maybe you should talk to her? Before...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13388,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no. You know what? It's a done deal. I basically have the job already. There's nothing she can do to stop it now. I already sold my condo.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no. You know what? It's a done deal. I basically have the job already. There's nothing she can do to stop it now. I already sold my condo.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13389,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"Michael...","text_w_direction":"Michael...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13390,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13391,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13392,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"I'm sorry, that just doesn't make sense.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, that just doesn't make sense.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13393,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, I...","text_w_direction":"Yes, I...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13394,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Wha? Who gave you that advice?","text_w_direction":"Wha? Who gave you that advice?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13395,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah, Michael you should never sell your condo...","text_w_direction":"Yeah, Michael you should never sell your condo...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13396,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I have to buy another place.","text_w_direction":"I have to buy another place.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13397,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"But you said you were in debt.","text_w_direction":"But you said you were in debt. [crosstalk]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13398,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"You're not sure that you have the job.","text_w_direction":"You're not sure that you have the job.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13399,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I sold it on eBay. The buyer was very motivated, as was I. It went for eighty percent of what I paid. Sold in record time.","text_w_direction":"I sold it on eBay. The buyer was very motivated, as was I. It went for eighty percent of what I paid. Sold in record time.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13400,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"How would you like to spend the night with the Regional Manager of Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton?","text_w_direction":"How would you like to spend the night with the Regional Manager of Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13401,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"No Dwight, I don't care if that is how they consolidated power in ancient Rome.","text_w_direction":"No Dwight, I don't care if that is how they consolidated power in ancient Rome.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13402,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"No, no, not Michael. Me. I'm taking his job.","text_w_direction":"No, no, not Michael. [whispers] Me. I'm taking his job.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13403,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Not now. Goodbye, Kelly Kapoor.","text_w_direction":"[smiles] Not now. [Dwight leaves] Goodbye, Kelly Kapoor.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13404,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim, Jim, Jim. Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.","text_w_direction":"[squeezing hand grips] Jim, Jim, Jim. Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13405,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Oh hey, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Oh hey, Dwight.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13406,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"I am gonna be your new boss. It's my greatest dream come true. Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check in time is now. Check out time is never.","text_w_direction":"I am gonna be your new boss. [laughs] It's my greatest dream come true. Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check in time is now. Check out time is never.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13407,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Does my room have cable?","text_w_direction":"Does my room have cable?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13408,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"No. And the sheets are made of fire.","text_w_direction":"No. And the sheets are made of fire.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13409,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Can I change rooms?","text_w_direction":"Can I change rooms?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13410,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Sorry, we're all booked up. Hell convention in town.","text_w_direction":"Sorry, we're all booked up. Hell convention in town.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13411,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Can I have a late checkout?","text_w_direction":"Can I have a late checkout?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13412,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"I'll have to talk to the manager.","text_w_direction":"I'll have to talk to the manager.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13413,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"You're not the manager even in your own fantasy?","text_w_direction":"You're not the manager even in your own fantasy?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13414,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm the owner. The co-owner. With Satan!","text_w_direction":"I'm the owner. The co-owner. With Satan!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13415,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, just so I understand it, in your wildest fantasy you are in Hell and you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil?","text_w_direction":"Okay, just so I understand it, in your wildest fantasy you are in Hell and you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13416,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, but I haven't told you my salary yet.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but I haven't told you my salary yet.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13417,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Go.","text_w_direction":"Go.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13418,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Eighty thousand dollars a year.","text_w_direction":"Eighty thousand dollars a year.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13419,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Once I'm officially Regional Manager my first order of business will be to demote Jim Halpert. So I will need a new number two. My ideal choice? Jack Bauer. But he is unavailable. Fictional. And overqualified.","text_w_direction":"Once I'm officially Regional Manager my first order of business will be to demote Jim Halpert. So I will need a new number two. My ideal choice? Jack Bauer. But he is unavailable. Fictional. And overqualified.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13420,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"I will see you at the inter-view.","text_w_direction":"[signing interview sheet] I will see you at the inter-view.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13421,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes you will.","text_w_direction":"Yes you will.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13422,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Who is D. Abramson?","text_w_direction":"Who is D. Abramson?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13423,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"He's from that company in Pitts...","text_w_direction":"He's from that company in Pitts...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13424,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"[walks through front door] Michael.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13425,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Why... are you here?","text_w_direction":"Why... are you here?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13426,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Uh, how are you?","text_w_direction":"Uh, how are you?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13427,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I'm good. How are you, Janet? It's good to see you.","text_w_direction":"I'm good. How are you, Janet? It's good to see you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13428,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"I'm great. Uh, can we, can we talk... privately... for a minute?","text_w_direction":"I'm great. Uh, can we, can we talk... privately... for a minute?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13429,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Why privately?","text_w_direction":"Why privately?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13430,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"I just, I uh... I don't uh... I, I don't, I don't like the way that we left things.","text_w_direction":"I just, [quietly] I uh... I don't uh... I, I don't, I don't like the way that we left things.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13431,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, sure, fine. Um, why don't you wait in my office. I have some important business matters to take care of.","text_w_direction":"Okay, sure, fine. Um, why don't you wait in my office. I have some important business matters to take care of.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13432,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13433,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13434,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Pam, Defcon ten. Houston, we have a problem.","text_w_direction":"Pam, Defcon ten. Houston, we have a problem.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13435,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"What do you want me to do?","text_w_direction":"What do you want me to do?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13436,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, I may need some immediate assistance. If you would slowly and quietly gather the ladies in the conference room. Phyllis, Angela, Karen.","text_w_direction":"Uh, I may need some immediate assistance. If you would slowly and quietly gather the ladies in the conference room. Phyllis, Angela, Karen.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13437,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"What about Meredith?","text_w_direction":"What about Meredith?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13438,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No. She's an alternate.","text_w_direction":"No. She's an alternate.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13439,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"So, how you been?","text_w_direction":"So, how you been?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13440,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Been good.","text_w_direction":"Been good.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13441,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Good.","text_w_direction":"Good.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13442,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Good.","text_w_direction":"Good.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13443,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13444,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Sorry to drop by unexpectedly. I uh, I tried calling, but I kept getting voice mail.","text_w_direction":"Sorry to drop by unexpectedly. I uh, I tried calling, but I kept getting voice mail.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13445,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Weird. Yeah, I didn't get both of your messages.","text_w_direction":"Weird. Yeah, I didn't get both of your messages.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13446,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"So, um, Michael needs us in the conference room.","text_w_direction":"So, um, Michael needs us in the conference room.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13447,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"'Cause of Jan again?","text_w_direction":"'Cause of Jan again?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13448,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Hey, uh, before I leave tonight, would you mind making a half a dozen copies of Jim's and my sales reports for our interviews tomorrow?","text_w_direction":"Hey, uh, before I leave tonight, would you mind making a half a dozen copies of Jim's and my sales reports for our interviews tomorrow?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13449,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Uh, sure.","text_w_direction":"Uh, sure.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13450,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13451,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"I really hope you get the job.","text_w_direction":"I really hope you get the job.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13452,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks. [looks suspicious]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13453,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"After you ended... everything with us, I went on a vacation.","text_w_direction":"After you ended... everything with us, I went on a vacation.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13454,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Hmm.","text_w_direction":"Hmm.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13455,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"To kinda clear my mind.","text_w_direction":"To kinda clear my mind.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13456,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Sound good. Sounds fun.","text_w_direction":"Sound good. Sounds fun.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13457,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"It was. Yeah, it was good. I think I'll just get right to the point, you know? Um, I, I feel good about myself for the first time in a really long time.","text_w_direction":"It was. Yeah, it was good. [laughs] I think I'll just get right to the point, you know? Um, I, I feel good about myself for the first time in a really long time.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13458,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Hmm..","text_w_direction":"Hmm..","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13459,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"I've made some big changes in my life and... I miss you. I want us to get back together.","text_w_direction":"I've made some big changes in my life and... I miss you. I want us to get back together.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13460,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Would you excuse me for a second?","text_w_direction":"Would you excuse me for a second?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13461,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Ohh...","text_w_direction":"Ohh... [Michael leaves and walks into conference room]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13462,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Defcon twenty. She wants to get back together.","text_w_direction":"Defcon twenty. She wants to get back together.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13463,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"What are you gonna do?","text_w_direction":"What are you gonna do?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13464,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know, that's why you're here, help me. Please...","text_w_direction":"I don't know, that's why you're here, help me. Please...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13465,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Do you want to get back together with her?","text_w_direction":"Do you want to get back together with her?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13466,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No, no. What do I do?","text_w_direction":"No, no. What do I do?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13467,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Just don't get back together with her.","text_w_direction":"Just don't get back together with her.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13468,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"What if she makes me?","text_w_direction":"What if she makes me?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13469,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"How can she make you get back together with her?","text_w_direction":"How can she make you get back together with her?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13470,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"She made me do a lot of things I didn't wanna do.","text_w_direction":"She made me do a lot of things I didn't wanna do.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13471,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"This was a terrible relationship. You were not happy when you were with her.","text_w_direction":"This was a terrible relationship. You were not happy when you were with her.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13472,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I wasn't.","text_w_direction":"I wasn't.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13473,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"You're so much happier now. Just go in there and be strong.","text_w_direction":"You're so much happier now. Just go in there and be strong.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13474,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"You're right. You're absolutely right. I'm gonna go in there and tell her that we can't be together.","text_w_direction":"You're right. You're absolutely right. I'm gonna go in there and tell her that we can't be together.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13475,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Right.","text_w_direction":"Right.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13476,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13477,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Do it.","text_w_direction":"Do it.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13478,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I'm in a very good place right now. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"I'm in a very good place right now. Thank you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13479,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Jan, we need to talk.","text_w_direction":"[walks back into office with Jan] Okay. [clears throat] Jan, we need to talk. [Jan turns revealing that she has had her breasts enlarged]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13480,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Jan is in a different place right now, and it is a sign of maturity to give people second chances. So I am going to hear her out.","text_w_direction":"Jan is in a different place right now, and it is a sign of maturity to give people second chances. So I am going to hear her out.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13481,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Oh my God. Huge!","text_w_direction":"Oh my God. [mouths to Jim] Huge!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13482,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, bigger actually.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, bigger actually.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13483,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"That's crazy!","text_w_direction":"[whispers] That's crazy!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13484,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Mm-hm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hm.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13485,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Wow!","text_w_direction":"[mouths] Wow!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13486,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Oh my God. Can you believe that?","text_w_direction":"[moves to block Jim from Pam's eyeline] Oh my God. Can you believe that?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13487,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Unbelievable.","text_w_direction":"Unbelievable.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13488,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Wow!","text_w_direction":"Wow!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13489,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"She could put the cup right there.","text_w_direction":"She could put the cup right there.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13490,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"I know!","text_w_direction":"I know!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13491,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"No, it's fine. I'm sure it must have been weird for Jim when Roy and I were joking around... that one time.","text_w_direction":"No, it's fine. I'm sure it must have been weird for Jim when Roy and I were joking around... that one time.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13492,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Meredith","text":"I would never do that. Waste of money. In my experience, guys are way more attracted to the back of you than the front.","text_w_direction":"I would never do that. Waste of money. In my experience, guys are way more attracted to the back of you than the front.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13493,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"I love fake boobs. Often times, you find them on strippers.","text_w_direction":"I love fake boobs. Often times, you find them on strippers.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13494,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Creed","text":"I find it offensive. Au natural, baby. That's how I like 'em. Swing low, sweet chariots.","text_w_direction":"I find it offensive. Au natural, baby. That's how I like 'em. Swing low, sweet chariots.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13495,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"So... there are a lot of things that I would like to do differently.","text_w_direction":"So... [exhales] there are a lot of things that I would like to do differently.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13496,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13497,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"I feel like, when we first got together, that I had a problem with my priorities.","text_w_direction":"I feel like, when we first got together, that I had a problem with my priorities.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13498,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"First got priorities.","text_w_direction":"First got priorities.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13499,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"And if we could talk about a way to approach a possible reconciliation...","text_w_direction":"And if we could talk about a way to approach a possible reconciliation...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13500,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Let's get back together.","text_w_direction":"Let's get back together. [Jan smiles and laughs]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13501,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No. No, no, no, no. I'll tell you this, it is not because of the boob job. Excuse me, boob enhancement. That would be shallow. And this is the opposite of shallow. This is... emotionally magnificent.","text_w_direction":"No. No, no, no, no. I'll tell you this, it is not because of the boob job. Excuse me, boob enhancement. That would be shallow. And this is the opposite of shallow. This is... emotionally magnificent.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13502,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, everyone, listen up! Time to begin the interview process! Andrew Bernard.","text_w_direction":"Okay, everyone, listen up! [claps] Time to begin the interview process! [looks at sign-up sheet, only contains Andy's name] Andrew Bernard.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13503,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Saving the best for first!","text_w_direction":"Saving the best for first!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13504,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"All right, you guys. See you later, wish us luck!","text_w_direction":"All right, you guys. See you later, wish us luck!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13505,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"No! Hey, hey, hey, hey! Do not wish them luck. Do not wish them luck. All luck must be wished unto Michael.","text_w_direction":"No! Hey, hey, hey, hey! Do not wish them luck. Do not wish them luck. All luck must be wished unto Michael.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13506,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"Good luck, you guys!","text_w_direction":"Good luck, you guys! [everyone wishes them luck]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13507,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"What did I say!?","text_w_direction":"What did I say!?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13508,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Good luck.","text_w_direction":"[to Jim] Good luck.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13509,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13510,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"I'm happy for him. I hope he gets the job. I really just want him to be happy. And I know that sounds cliche. And I know saying it sounds cliche, sounds cliche... Maybe I'm being cliche. I don't care. Cause I am what I am. That's Popeye.","text_w_direction":"I'm happy for him. I hope he gets the job. I really just want him to be happy. And I know that sounds cliche. And I know saying it sounds cliche, sounds cliche... Maybe I'm being cliche. I don't care. Cause I am what I am. [thinks] That's Popeye.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13511,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"I am going to begin this process with a simple test of intelligence and mental dexterity. What is the best color?","text_w_direction":"I am going to begin this process with a simple test of intelligence and mental dexterity. What is the best color?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13512,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"White, because it contains all other colors.","text_w_direction":"White, because it contains all other colors.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13513,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Wrong. Black. It is the most dominant. How do you make a table?","text_w_direction":"Wrong. Black. It is the most dominant. How do you make a table?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13514,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"You make a chair, but you don't sit on it.","text_w_direction":"You make a chair, but you don't sit on it.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13515,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"What is the capital of Maine?","text_w_direction":"What is the capital of Maine?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13516,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"The capital of Maine is Montpelier, Vermont, which is near Ithaca, New York, where I went to Cornell.","text_w_direction":"The capital of Maine is Montpelier, Vermont, which is near Ithaca, New York, where I went to Cornell.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13517,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, also, moratorium on Cornell talk. Don't wanna hear about it. Forget your personal history, and learn the history of this company.","text_w_direction":"Okay, also, moratorium on Cornell talk. Don't wanna hear about it. Forget your personal history, and learn the history of this company.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13518,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Should not be a problem. I minored in history in the Ivy League school which I attended.","text_w_direction":"Should not be a problem. I minored in history in the Ivy League school which I attended.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13519,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"You're not off to a very good start, Bernard.","text_w_direction":"You're not off to a very good start, Bernard.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13520,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"I agree. But in another way, I am off to a very good start, wouldn't you say?","text_w_direction":"I agree. But in another way, I am off to a very good start, wouldn't you say?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13521,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"I am a great interviewee. Why? Because I have something no one else has","text_w_direction":"I am a great interviewee. Why? Because I have something no one else has","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13522,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Time! No, you failed.","text_w_direction":"[Andy and Dwight arm-wrestle, Andy is about to win] Time! No, you failed.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13523,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Damn it!","text_w_direction":"Damn it!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13524,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"This interview is over. I'll let you know.","text_w_direction":"This interview is over. I'll let you know.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13525,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Hey, thank you so much for driving me down for my interview.","text_w_direction":"[Driving to New York] Hey, thank you so much for driving me down for my interview.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13526,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Totally, no problem. What are you interviewing for, by the way, my assistant? Or...","text_w_direction":"Totally, no problem. What are you interviewing for, by the way, my assistant? Or...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13527,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Oh, you know I'm gonna have a congratulations Karen party um, tomorrow night at my friend's house.","text_w_direction":"Oh, you know I'm gonna have a congratulations Karen party um, tomorrow night at my friend's house.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13528,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Oh wow, that sounds like fun. Is your friend named Karen too? What did she accomplish?","text_w_direction":"Oh wow, that sounds like fun. Is your friend named Karen too? What did she accomplish?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13529,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"No, I'm sorry I should have been clearer. It's for me.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm sorry I should have been clearer. It's for me.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13530,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Oh...","text_w_direction":"Oh...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13531,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"'Cause I'm going to get the job.","text_w_direction":"'Cause I'm going to get the job.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13532,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Remarkable.","text_w_direction":"[holding Jan's breasts] Remarkable.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13533,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13534,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Wait, wait. Check one more time.","text_w_direction":"Wait, wait. Check one more time.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13535,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Oh, okay.","text_w_direction":"Oh, okay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13536,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Very good","text_w_direction":"Very good [Jan nods]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13537,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Well, I um, I have to get back, but I will see you in New York tomorrow, right?","text_w_direction":"Well, I um, I have to get back, but I will see you in New York tomorrow, right?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13538,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, indeed.","text_w_direction":"Yes, indeed.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13539,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Good luck with your interview. Bye.","text_w_direction":"Good luck with your interview. [whispers] Bye.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13540,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"So, I guess we're getting back together.","text_w_direction":"So, I guess we're getting back together.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13541,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"What happened?","text_w_direction":"What happened?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13542,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Your advice was good, but Jan's was bigger.","text_w_direction":"Your advice was good, but Jan's was bigger.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13543,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Here's the sitch. Two weeks ago, I was in the worst relationship of my life. She treated me poorly. We didn't connect, I was miserable. Now, I'm in the best relationship of my life with the same woman. Love is a mystery.","text_w_direction":"Here's the sitch. Two weeks ago, I was in the worst relationship of my life. She treated me poorly. We didn't connect, I was miserable. Now, I'm in the best relationship of my life with the same woman. Love is a mystery.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13544,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"So we have all night. Where do you want to go first?","text_w_direction":"So we have all night. Where do you want to go first?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13545,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, I dunno, how about the U.N.?","text_w_direction":"Oh, I dunno, how about the U.N.?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13546,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"How often do you come here?","text_w_direction":"How often do you come here?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13547,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Um, everytime my sixth grade class has a field trip.","text_w_direction":"Um, everytime my sixth grade class has a field trip.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13548,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"I think you'll really enjoy this, adult Jim.","text_w_direction":"I think you'll really enjoy this, adult Jim.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13549,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, everybody. The next time you see me, I'll be working for corporate. Starting tomorrow, Dwight Schrute will be running the branch. So without further ado, I would like to start saying my goodbyes [Song","text_w_direction":"Hey, everybody. The next time you see me, I'll be working for corporate. Starting tomorrow, Dwight Schrute will be running the branch. So without further ado, [clicks on small tape player] I would like to start saying my goodbyes [Song","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13550,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Who's ready to work?","text_w_direction":"[Dwight clicks off tape player] Who's ready to work?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13551,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, we went to the Spotted Pig for dinner. It's in the Village. Uh, Karen knew it. And then we second acted Spamalot. That's when you sneak in at intermission with all the smokers. And then we went to a bar that used to be a church. Oh and at this one bar, I swear I saw Lorne Michaels.","text_w_direction":"[Karen punches buttons on an ATM] Yeah, we went to the Spotted Pig for dinner. It's in the Village. Uh, Karen knew it. And then we second acted Spamalot. That's when you sneak in at intermission with all the smokers. And then we went to a bar that used to be a church. Oh and at this one bar, I swear I saw Lorne Michaels.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13552,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"That wasn't him.","text_w_direction":"That wasn't him. [Jim nods, mouths, yes, it was]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13553,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"So what's going to happen to us when I get this job?","text_w_direction":"So what's going to happen to us when I get this job?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13554,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Oh do you mean when I get the job?","text_w_direction":"Oh do you mean when I get the job?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13555,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Well, if you get the job then I'd move here with you. Would you move with me? I'm not stupid. I was at the beach. We won't have a future in Scranton. There's one too many people there.","text_w_direction":"Well, if you get the job then I'd move here with you. Would you move with me? I'm not stupid. I was at the beach. We won't have a future in Scranton. There's one too many people there.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13556,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"You mean Kevin?","text_w_direction":"You mean Kevin?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13557,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Exactly. But you get it, right? Can't stay there.","text_w_direction":"Exactly. But you get it, right? Can't stay there.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13558,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, I do. C'mon.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I do. C'mon. [they hold hands and cross street]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13559,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"How are you guys doing? Need anything?","text_w_direction":"[exhales] How are you guys doing? Need anything?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13560,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Uh, no, we're good. Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Uh, no, we're good. Thanks.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13561,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I have been here a bunch of times, so I know where everything is, know everybody's names. If you need to know somebody's name, just ask me.","text_w_direction":"I have been here a bunch of times, so I know where everything is, know everybody's names. If you need to know somebody's name, just ask me.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13562,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Who's that?","text_w_direction":"[points at bearded man] Who's that?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13563,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"That is Beardy.","text_w_direction":"That is Beardy.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13564,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Beardy?","text_w_direction":"Beardy?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13565,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13566,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"I'm gonna introduce myself.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna introduce myself.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13567,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no, just... that's not his real name. That's just what I call him, so...","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, just... that's not his real name. That's just what I call him, so...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13568,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I am by far the most qualified person they're interviewing. Jim and Karen are here, which is cute. They're like, kid actors tagging along with daddy, on the big audition, hoping to be discovered. Except daddy... is the best actor around. Daddy is Meryl Streep.","text_w_direction":"I am by far the most qualified person they're interviewing. Jim and Karen are here, which is cute. They're like, kid actors tagging along with daddy, on the big audition, hoping to be discovered. Except daddy... is the best actor around. Daddy is Meryl Streep.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13569,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael is gone.","text_w_direction":"Michael is gone.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13570,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Hail to the chief!","text_w_direction":"Hail to the chief!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13571,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"My first order of business","text_w_direction":"My first order of business","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13572,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"My first order of business","text_w_direction":"My first order of business","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13573,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"As if you had a choice. Duh. Opportunity of a lifetime.","text_w_direction":"As if you had a choice. [scoffs] Duh. [scoffs] Opportunity of a lifetime. [spits chew into Michael's World's Best Boss mug]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13574,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Three months ago, I was nowhere. I was just a Cornell grad, in anger management. Look where I am now. Not bad.","text_w_direction":"Three months ago, I was nowhere. I was just a Cornell grad, in anger management. Look where I am now. Not bad. [washing out Michael's mug]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13575,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Hey! Hunter! Wha's up my brutha? This is Hunter, secretary extraordinaire.","text_w_direction":"Hey! Hunter! Wha's up my brutha? This is Hunter, secretary extraordinaire.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13576,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Hunter","text":"Uh, administrative assistant.","text_w_direction":"Uh, administrative assistant.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13577,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Jan in yet?","text_w_direction":"Jan in yet?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13578,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Hunter","text":"I think she's comin' in... later.","text_w_direction":"I think she's comin' in... later.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13579,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Could you give her a message for me, when she gets in?","text_w_direction":"Could you give her a message for me, when she gets in?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13580,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Hunter","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13581,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Just say, \"I want to squeeze them.\" It's code. She'll know what it means.","text_w_direction":"Just say, \"I want to squeeze them.\" It's code. She'll know what it means.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13582,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Hunter","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13583,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, and Hunter? Could you tell her, \"Brbrbrbrbr!\" also?","text_w_direction":"Oh, and Hunter? Could you tell her, [Michael shakes his head and makes the \"motorboat\" noise] \"Brbrbrbrbr!\" also?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13584,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"You showed great leadership potential at the coal walk. Even if you did follow it with that embarrassing personal confession.","text_w_direction":"You showed great leadership potential at the coal walk. Even if you did follow it with that embarrassing personal confession.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13585,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13586,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"I had to make Andy my number two. It's political, complicated, you wouldn't understand. I want you... to be Assistant Regional Manager.","text_w_direction":"I had to make Andy my number two. It's political, complicated, you wouldn't understand. I want you... to be Assistant Regional Manager.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13587,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13588,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, in a sense. Although, publicly I am going to retain the Assistant Regional Manager position.","text_w_direction":"Well, in a sense. Although, publicly I am going to retain the Assistant Regional Manager position.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13589,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"You will be your own assistant.","text_w_direction":"You will be your own assistant.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13590,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Correct, I need someone I can trust. But I would also like the title... to be secretly applied to you. Just stripped of its pomp and frills.","text_w_direction":"Correct, I need someone I can trust. But I would also like the title... to be secretly applied to you. Just stripped of its pomp and frills.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13591,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Okay. So... you would be the Regional Manager, and the Assistant Regional Manager. Andy is your number two. I would be the Secret Assistant Regional Manager.","text_w_direction":"Okay. So... you would be the Regional Manager, and the Assistant Regional Manager. Andy is your number two. I would be the Secret Assistant Regional Manager.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13592,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Mmmmmm, let's call it Secret Assistant to the Regional Manager.","text_w_direction":"Mmmmmm, let's call it Secret Assistant to the Regional Manager.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13593,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13594,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Do you accept?","text_w_direction":"Do you accept?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13595,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Absolutely, I do.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely, I do.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13596,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"I learned from Jim, if Dwight ever asks you to accept something secret... you reply, \"Absolutely, I do.\"","text_w_direction":"I learned from Jim, if Dwight ever asks you to accept something secret... you reply, \"Absolutely, I do.\"","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13597,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Hello, hello!","text_w_direction":"[knocks on door] Hello, hello!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13598,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"Michael, good to see you!","text_w_direction":"Michael, good to see you!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13599,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Good to see you. Here are the post-merger performance stats that you asked for.","text_w_direction":"Good to see you. Here are the post-merger performance stats that you asked for.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13600,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"Oh, great. I've been meaning to thank you by the way. You didn't lose a single customer during the merger, and you still managed to trim the budget? That is nice work. So, let me ask you a question right off the bat. What do you think are your greatest strengths as a manager?","text_w_direction":"Oh, great. I've been meaning to thank you by the way. You didn't lose a single customer during the merger, and you still managed to trim the budget? That is nice work. [Michael smiles] So, let me ask you a question right off the bat. What do you think are your greatest strengths as a manager?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13601,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Why don't I tell you what my greatest weaknesses are? I work too hard. I care too much. And sometimes I can be too invested in my job.","text_w_direction":"Why don't I tell you what my greatest weaknesses are? I work too hard. I care too much. And sometimes I can be too invested in my job.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13602,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"Okay. And your strengths?","text_w_direction":"Okay. And your strengths?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13603,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Well, my weaknesses are actually... strengths.","text_w_direction":"Well, my weaknesses are actually... strengths.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13604,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"Oh. Yes. Very good.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Yes. Very good.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13605,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13606,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"Very good.","text_w_direction":"Very good.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13607,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"Dwight is our new boss.","text_w_direction":"Dwight is our new boss.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13608,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"Oh, Michael's not going anywhere.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Michael's not going anywhere.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13609,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Then who do you think will get the job?","text_w_direction":"Then who do you think will get the job?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13610,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Karen. She looks corporate. Those little pants suits.","text_w_direction":"Karen. She looks corporate. Those little pants suits.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13611,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"I think it's gonna be Michael.","text_w_direction":"I think it's gonna be Michael.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13612,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"Do you really think he's qualified for that job?","text_w_direction":"Do you really think he's qualified for that job?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13613,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"No, but he wasn't qualified for the job he has now, and he got that one.","text_w_direction":"No, but he wasn't qualified for the job he has now, and he got that one.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13614,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"Mm. Yeah.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Mm. Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13615,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Listen up! Come to the center of the room, please. This... is a Schrute Buck. When you have done something good, you will receive one Schrute Buck. One thousand Schrute Bucks... equals an extra five minutes for lunch.","text_w_direction":"Listen up! Come to the center of the room, please. This... [holds up paper that resemles a sheet sized dollar bill with Dwight's face in the middle] is a Schrute Buck. When you have done something good, you will receive one Schrute Buck. One thousand Schrute Bucks... equals an extra five minutes for lunch.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13616,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"What is the cash value of a Schrute Buck?","text_w_direction":"[raises hand] What is the cash value of a Schrute Buck?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13617,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Excellent question, Pam. 1/100th of a cent.","text_w_direction":"Excellent question, Pam. 1/100th of a cent.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13618,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"So ten thousand of your dollars is worth one real dollar?","text_w_direction":"So ten thousand of your dollars is worth one real dollar?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13619,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Just... zip your lid! Another announcement. Michael wasted an enormous amount of the group's time and patience with non-work related ethnic celebrations and parades of soft-minded dogoodedness. No longer. No more meetings!","text_w_direction":"Just... zip your lid! Another announcement. Michael wasted an enormous amount of the group's time and patience with non-work related ethnic celebrations and parades of soft-minded dogoodedness. No longer. No more meetings!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13620,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Stanley","text":"Amen.","text_w_direction":"Amen.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13621,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Instead, today I will begin my first lecture in a long series of lectures designed to increase your knowledge on the world of paper.","text_w_direction":"Instead, today I will begin my first lecture in a long series of lectures designed to increase your knowledge on the world of paper.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13622,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Do we have to?","text_w_direction":"[raises hand] Do we have to?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13623,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes! Michael is gone. There's a new sheriff here in these offices, and his name is \"me.\" Conference room! Ten seconds! All of you!","text_w_direction":"Yes! Michael is gone. There's a new sheriff here in these offices, and his name is \"me.\" Conference room! Ten seconds! All of you!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13624,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"I literally cannot wait to see what Dwight has planned. And I wish Jim were here.","text_w_direction":"I literally cannot wait to see what Dwight has planned. And I wish Jim were here.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13625,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"What do you think we could be doing better?","text_w_direction":"What do you think we could be doing better?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13626,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I've never been a big fan of the name Dunder Mifflin. I was thinking we could name the company something like, \"Paper Great. Where great paper is our passion. We're GRRRRRRRRRREAT!\" I don't know, could be good. Or, uh, \"Super Duper Paper. It's super duper.\" I don't know, something like that.","text_w_direction":"I've never been a big fan of the name Dunder Mifflin. I was thinking we could name the company something like, \"Paper Great. Where great paper is our passion. We're GRRRRRRRRRREAT!\" I don't know, could be good. Or, uh, \"Super Duper Paper. It's super duper.\" I don't know, something like that.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13627,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"Okay!","text_w_direction":"Okay!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13628,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13629,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"Thanks for comin' in, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Thanks for comin' in, Michael.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13630,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13631,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"It is always a treat when our paths cross.","text_w_direction":"It is always a treat when our paths cross.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13632,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"It is always a treat when our paths cross. So, oh! Before I forget, I wanted to let you know, if you hadn't already heard, uh, Jan and I are back together. So... I may need to fill out one of those love documents again.","text_w_direction":"It is always a treat when our paths cross. So, oh! Before I forget, I wanted to let you know, if you hadn't already heard, uh, Jan and I are back together. So... I may need to fill out one of those love documents again.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13633,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"You're back together.","text_w_direction":"You're back together.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13634,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. And I am very excited about the prospect of working under her... or on top of her. Mm, that's not sexual, just... we're all professionals.","text_w_direction":"Yes. And I am very excited about the prospect of working under her... or on top of her. [laughs] Mm, that's not sexual, just... we're all professionals.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13635,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"Okay, uh. Well, I thought it was clear in the description, the position... the job you're applying for... is Jan's job.","text_w_direction":"Okay, uh. Well, I thought it was clear in the description, the position... the job you're applying for... is Jan's job.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13636,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I don't understand. So, we're gonna tag team it?","text_w_direction":"I don't understand. So, we're gonna tag team it?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13637,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"No, we're letting Jan go.","text_w_direction":"No, we're letting Jan go.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13638,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Listen up. Let's start... from the ground up. Where does paper come from?","text_w_direction":"Listen up. Let's start... from the ground up. Where does paper come from?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13639,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Trees.","text_w_direction":"[at the same time as Dwight] Trees.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13640,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Trees! And where do trees grow?","text_w_direction":"Trees! And where do trees grow?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13641,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Forest.","text_w_direction":"[at the same time as Dwight] Forest.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13642,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Soil. Right. We have, in front of you here, seven different types of Pennsylvania top soil. Now, what would you say... is the most important element in the production of above ground leafy growth? Probably phosphorus, right? Wrong! It's nitrogen! Absorb this information. Good! Now, let us discuss precipitation. Stanley! When rainfall occurs, does it usually fall in a liquid, solid, or gaseous... state?","text_w_direction":"Soil. Right. We have, in front of you here, seven different types of Pennsylvania top soil. Now, what would you say... is the most important element in the production of above ground leafy growth? Probably phosphorus, right? [Angela smiles, shakes her head \"no\"] Wrong! It's nitrogen! Absorb this information. Good! Now, let us discuss precipitation. Stanley! When rainfall occurs, does it usually fall in a liquid, solid, or gaseous... state?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13643,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Stanley","text":"Liquid.","text_w_direction":"Liquid.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13644,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Very good! You have earned one Schrute Buck.","text_w_direction":"Very good! You have earned one Schrute Buck.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13645,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Stanley","text":"I don't want it.","text_w_direction":"I don't want it.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13646,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Then you have been deducted 50 Schrute Bucks!","text_w_direction":"Then you have been deducted 50 Schrute Bucks!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13647,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Stanley","text":"Make it 100.","text_w_direction":"Make it 100.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13648,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"We--- Don't you wanna earn Schrute Bucks?","text_w_direction":"We--- Don't you wanna earn Schrute Bucks?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13649,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Stanley","text":"No. In fact, I'll give you a billion Stanley Nickels if you never talk to me again.","text_w_direction":"No. In fact, I'll give you a billion Stanley Nickels if you never talk to me again.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13650,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"What's the ratio of Stanley Nickels to Schrute Bucks?","text_w_direction":"What's the ratio of Stanley Nickels to Schrute Bucks?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13651,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Stanley","text":"The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.","text_w_direction":"The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13652,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay---","text_w_direction":"Okay---","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13653,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"That's it!","text_w_direction":"That's it!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13654,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"What---","text_w_direction":"What---","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13655,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Class is canceled, everybody out!","text_w_direction":"Class is canceled, everybody out!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13656,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"No wait, what are you doing?!","text_w_direction":"No wait, what are you doing?!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13657,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"I'm punishing them.","text_w_direction":"I'm punishing them.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13658,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"No, no, no, wait! Class is not canceled.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, wait! Class is not canceled.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13659,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Everyone","text":"","text_w_direction":"[grumbling, getting loud]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13660,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"HEY! COME ON! Let's listen to Dwight's presentation!","text_w_direction":"HEY! COME ON! Let's listen to Dwight's presentation! [Dwight winks at Pam]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13661,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"What--- What are you winking for?","text_w_direction":"What--- What are you winking for?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13662,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Zip your lid!","text_w_direction":"Zip your lid!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13663,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"So, that's... my basic 5 year plan. And after that, who knows?","text_w_direction":"So, that's... my basic 5 year plan. And after that, who knows?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13664,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"Okay. Uh, now, this may seem like an odd question, but...","text_w_direction":"Okay. Uh, now, this may seem like an odd question, but...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13665,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13666,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"...what do you think about Michael Scott?","text_w_direction":"...what do you think about Michael Scott?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13667,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"He's a very nice man. And he's very well suited for the job he has now.","text_w_direction":"He's a very nice man. And he's very well suited for the job he has now.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13668,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"This is off the record.","text_w_direction":"This is off the record.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13669,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"He would be disaster.","text_w_direction":"He would be disaster.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13670,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Hey you!","text_w_direction":"Hey you!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13671,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13672,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"How was your interview?","text_w_direction":"How was your interview?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13673,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Pretty good.","text_w_direction":"Pretty good.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13674,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13675,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Could have gone better I guess.","text_w_direction":"Could have gone better I guess.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13676,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Oh. I'll put in a good word for you.","text_w_direction":"Oh. [they kiss] I'll put in a good word for you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13677,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Cool. Maybe you should do it sooner rather than later.","text_w_direction":"Cool. Maybe you should do it sooner rather than later.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13678,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13679,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Daaah, let's just run away together. Let's just run away to Jamaica and live in a bungalow. You have some savings right? You could pay off my debts. It would... be fine. We'd have fun.","text_w_direction":"Daaah, let's just run away together. Let's just run away to Jamaica and live in a bungalow. You have some savings right? You could pay off my debts. It would... be fine. We'd have fun.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13680,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"What's... what's the matter? What... what happened in there?","text_w_direction":"What's... what's the matter? What... what happened in there?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13681,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I can't tell you.","text_w_direction":"I can't tell you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13682,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Tell me what?","text_w_direction":"Tell me what?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13683,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"You son of a bitch!","text_w_direction":"You son of a bitch!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13684,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"Jan, this isn't the time, we're in an interview---","text_w_direction":"Jan, this isn't the time, we're in an interview---","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13685,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"You're firing me? Where the hell do you get off?","text_w_direction":"You're firing me? Where the hell do you get off?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13686,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"Frankly, it's overdue. Your behavior in the last two years has been completely erratic.","text_w_direction":"Frankly, it's overdue. Your behavior in the last two years has been completely erratic.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13687,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Erratic?","text_w_direction":"Erratic?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13688,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"Recently, you don't even show an interest in your work! You smoke constantly in your office. You spend most of the day online shopping. You disappear for hours at a time, sometimes days. Always saying you're visiting your sister in Scottsdale. You go to Scranton far more often than you used to---","text_w_direction":"Recently, you don't even show an interest in your work! You smoke constantly in your office. You spend most of the day online shopping. You disappear for hours at a time, sometimes days. Always saying you're visiting your sister in Scottsdale. You go to Scranton far more often than you used to---","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13689,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Is it because of these?","text_w_direction":"[opens up her overcoat] Is it because of these?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13690,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Wuuuoooh, hey, whoa, Jan---","text_w_direction":"Wuuuoooh, hey, whoa, Jan---","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13691,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"No, I wanna know. I wanna know! Because if it is, then, then, then I will see you in court!","text_w_direction":"No, I wanna know. I wanna know! Because if it is, then, then, then I will see you in court!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13692,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"It's not.","text_w_direction":"It's not.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13693,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"No?","text_w_direction":"No?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13694,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"It's not.","text_w_direction":"It's not.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13695,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"'Cause he likes them. Okay? He likes them. And, and that is, that is all I care about.","text_w_direction":"'Cause he likes them. [points to Michael] Okay? He likes them. And, and that is, that is all I care about.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13696,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"The time has come for you to end your professional relationship with this company. You are clearly unstable.","text_w_direction":"The time has come for you to end your professional relationship with this company. You are clearly unstable.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13697,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Hey! You're unstable!","text_w_direction":"Hey! You're unstable!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13698,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13699,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No--- We're all unstable.","text_w_direction":"No--- We're all unstable.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13700,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Okay, you know what? I'm just not leaving. I'm not leaving. Not leaving.","text_w_direction":"Okay, you know what? I'm just not leaving. I'm not leaving. Not leaving.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13701,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"David, I did not tell her.","text_w_direction":"David, I did not tell her.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13702,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"It's like staring into my soul, when I look at this wall.","text_w_direction":"It's like staring into my soul, when I look at this wall.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13703,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"It's like outerspace without the stars, it's so black.","text_w_direction":"It's like outerspace without the stars, it's so black. [laughs]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13704,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"This is gonna look so awesome!","text_w_direction":"This is gonna look so awesome!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13705,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"It's so intimidating! Anyone who comes in here... is gonna have to take me seriously. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here!","text_w_direction":"It's so intimidating! Anyone who comes in here... is gonna have to take me seriously. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13706,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Totally!","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Totally!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13707,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Bye Hunter.","text_w_direction":"[giving a hug] Bye Hunter.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13708,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Hunter","text":"Bye.","text_w_direction":"Bye.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13709,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Good luck with your band.","text_w_direction":"Good luck with your band.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13710,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Hunter","text":"Oh, thank---","text_w_direction":"Oh, thank---","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13711,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Don't let them change you, okay? So long,.","text_w_direction":"Don't let them change you, okay? [Jan drops several items, Michael and Hunter help pick them up, she starts to walk out the door] So long, [censored].","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13712,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"So, I am gonna... give her a ride home. Let me know about the job.","text_w_direction":"So, I am gonna... give her a ride home. Let me know about the job.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13713,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"Actually, Michael, I think we're gonna take it in another direction.","text_w_direction":"Actually, Michael, I think we're gonna take it in another direction.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13714,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Good, I'm glad we're on the same page. I have a lot of ideas for new directions.","text_w_direction":"Good, I'm glad we're on the same page. I have a lot of ideas for new directions.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13715,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"No, we're not giving you the job.","text_w_direction":"No, we're not giving you the job.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13716,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"You know what? That... is actually good... because, um, I don't think I could take... my girlfriend's job. That's not being a good boyfriend. So, I respectfully withdraw my name from consideration. Do you accept my withdrawal?","text_w_direction":"You know what? That... is actually good... because, um, I don't think I could take... my girlfriend's job. That's not being a good boyfriend. So, I respectfully withdraw my name from consideration. Do you accept my withdrawal?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13717,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"I do.","text_w_direction":"I do.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13718,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Good. Very good. I'm glad we are finally on the same page. Still have my job in Scranton, though.","text_w_direction":"Good. Very good. I'm glad we are finally on the same page. Still have my job in Scranton, though.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13719,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13720,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Good. That's all I ever wanted. These two. Either one of them... excellent candidates.","text_w_direction":"Good. That's all I ever wanted. These two. [points at Jim and Karen] Either one of them... excellent candidates.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13721,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Wow. That was some serious... hardcore... self destruction.","text_w_direction":"Wow. That was some serious... hardcore... self destruction.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13722,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. Kinda feel bad for her though.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Kinda feel bad for her though.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13723,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Don't! She's nuts!","text_w_direction":"Don't! She's nuts! [they laugh]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13724,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, man. You know what? This might take a while. You really don't have to stay, if you don't want.","text_w_direction":"Oh, man. You know what? This might take a while. You really don't have to stay, if you don't want.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13725,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Okay, good! Because, um, a bunch of my friends are meeting downtown for lunch. And, I was gonna meet them, so...","text_w_direction":"Okay, good! Because, um, a bunch of my friends are meeting downtown for lunch. And, I was gonna meet them, so...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13726,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13727,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Just call me when you're done.","text_w_direction":"Just call me when you're done.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13728,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13729,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Karen","text":"Good luck, Halpert.","text_w_direction":"Good luck, Halpert.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13730,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13731,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Receptionist","text":"Dunder Mifflin, this is Grace. Sure.","text_w_direction":"[phone rings, picks up] Dunder Mifflin, this is Grace. Sure.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13732,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Oh, God! I mean, I just don't understand! It's just so rude, you know? I mean, the absolute nerve of that guy!","text_w_direction":"Oh, God! I mean, I just don't understand! It's just so rude, you know? I mean, the absolute nerve of that guy!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13733,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I know. I know, I'm sorry about that. That was terrible.","text_w_direction":"I know. I know, I'm sorry about that. That was terrible.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13734,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Oh, just... No, actually I think it's good, you know? It's fine, actually, I do. I really think it's great that it happened. Because, you know, my work has always been the thing that has gotten in the way of my happiness, so...","text_w_direction":"Oh, just... No, actually I think it's good, you know? It's fine, actually, I do. I really think it's great that it happened. Because, you know, my work has always been the thing that has gotten in the way of my happiness, so... [laughs]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13735,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Well, it's... No, don't cry, it's gonna be OK.","text_w_direction":"Well, it's... [Jan starts crying, high pitched whining] No, don't cry, it's gonna be OK.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13736,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Oh, I know, I know. It's just... I'm sorry. It's just these painkillers that I started taking since the surgery. Ohhh! They make my moods totally unpredictable! Wow! What am I gonna do?","text_w_direction":"[sobbing] Oh, I know, I know. It's just... I'm sorry. It's just these painkillers that I started taking since the surgery. Ohhh! They make my moods totally unpredictable! Wow! What am I gonna do?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13737,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know. Well I guess... you could come and stay at my condo. I think I could back out of the sale. Probably get some negative feedback on my eBay profile.","text_w_direction":"[whispers] I don't know. [normal volume] Well I guess... you could come and stay at my condo. I think I could back out of the sale. [Jan exhales] Probably get some negative feedback on my eBay profile.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13738,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Live together. Actually, wait a minute! This could be great! This could be perfect! You know, my full-time job could be our relationship. I could wear stretch pants and wait for you to come home at 5","text_w_direction":"Live together. Actually, wait a minute! This could be great! This could be perfect! You know, my full-time job could be our relationship. I could wear stretch pants and wait for you to come home at 5","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13739,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I'll be baaaaack! And I am baaaack!","text_w_direction":"[in the office, imitating the terminator] I'll be baaaaack! And I am baaaack!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13740,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"How'd it go?","text_w_direction":"How'd it go?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13741,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No. No, Pam. I'm baaaaaack! For gooood! Kevin Nealon.","text_w_direction":"No. No, Pam. I'm baaaaaack! For gooood! Kevin Nealon.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13742,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Everybody, may I have your attention please? It is with great honor and privilege that I announce to you that I have officially withdrawn my name for consideration from the corporate job. I know, I know, I know. \"Michael, what are you thinking? You were a shoe in.\" Well, got down there. I nailed the interview. And the strangest thing happened. Why is my office black?","text_w_direction":"Everybody, may I have your attention please? It is with great honor and privilege that I announce to you that I have officially withdrawn my name for consideration from the corporate job. I know, I know, I know. \"Michael, what are you thinking? You were a shoe in.\" Well, got down there. I nailed the interview. And the strangest thing happened. Why is my office black?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13743,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"To intimidate my subordinates.","text_w_direction":"To intimidate my subordinates.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13744,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"That's stupid.","text_w_direction":"That's stupid.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13745,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"It was Andy's idea.","text_w_direction":"It was Andy's idea.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13746,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"You shouldn't have taken it. Bad management! Good thing I'm baaaaaack. Ryan, coffee.","text_w_direction":"You shouldn't have taken it. Bad management! Good thing I'm baaaaaack. [laughs] Ryan, coffee.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13747,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"I don't do that stuff anymore.","text_w_direction":"I don't do that stuff anymore.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13748,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No, it's for me, bimbo. Kids.","text_w_direction":"No, it's for me, bimbo. Kids.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13749,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"So I'm back. And I am never, ever going to leave. I am going nowhere. This place... is like... the hospital where I was born, my house, my old age home, and my... graveyard... for my bones.","text_w_direction":"So I'm back. And I am never, ever going to leave. I am going nowhere. This place... is like... the hospital where I was born, my house, my old age home, and my... graveyard... for my bones.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13750,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Did... Karen get the job?","text_w_direction":"Did... Karen get the job?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13751,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Back to work. Still waitin' on that coffee.","text_w_direction":"[to everyone] Back to work. [to Ryan] Still waitin' on that coffee.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13752,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Pam, hello.","text_w_direction":"Pam, hello.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13753,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Dwight, hello.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, hello.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13754,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"I wanted to thank you... for helping me, when you held the title, Secret Assistant to the Regional Manager. You served the office with great dignity.","text_w_direction":"I wanted to thank you... for helping me, when you held the title, Secret Assistant to the Regional Manager. You served the office with great dignity. [Pam salutes Dwight, Dwight returns the salute]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13755,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"No, I don't know what the future holds, but... I'm optimistic. And, uh, I had fun goofing around with Dwight today. Jim and I... are just... too similar. Maybe one day I'll find my own Karen. But--- you--- that is, a, um, you know, not--- A man. A man version. But, uh, until then... I can hold my head up. ... I'm not gay.","text_w_direction":"No, I don't know what the future holds, but... I'm optimistic. And, uh, I had fun goofing around with Dwight today. Jim and I... are just... too similar. Maybe one day I'll find my own Karen. But--- you--- that is, a, um, you know, not--- A man. A man version. But, uh, until then... I can hold my head up. ... I'm not gay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13756,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"I don't know how I feel about hiring a Sixers fan.","text_w_direction":"I don't know how I feel about hiring a Sixers fan.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13757,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"I should leave.","text_w_direction":"I should leave. [pretends to get up] [they laugh]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13758,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"Uh, let me ask you a question, Jim. You're clearly a very bright guy.","text_w_direction":"Uh, let me ask you a question, Jim. You're clearly a very bright guy.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13759,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13760,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"Always hit your numbers, personable, you make a great impression on everyone you meet---","text_w_direction":"Always hit your numbers, personable, you make a great impression on everyone you meet---","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13761,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"I'm sorry, wait, so is the question \"How'd I get to be so awesome?\" Because, I don't have an answer for you.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, wait, so is the question \"How'd I get to be so awesome?\" [laughs] Because, I don't have an answer for you. [laughs]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13762,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"Uh, oh, hey, do you have your quarterly numbers?","text_w_direction":"Uh, oh, hey, do you have your quarterly numbers?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13763,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Yes, absolutely.","text_w_direction":"Yes, absolutely.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13764,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"And that, uh, questionnaire. Sorry to make you fill that thing out...","text_w_direction":"And that, uh, questionnaire. Sorry to make you fill that thing out...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13765,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, no, absolutely.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, absolutely.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13766,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"...that's a HR formality. We have this very irritating HR guy here, he's probably the only person you're not gonna like. Kendall. Ugh. So, first up...","text_w_direction":"...that's a HR formality. We have this very irritating HR guy here, he's probably the only person you're not gonna like. [Jim notices a small note inside his papers, it reads \"Jim, Don't forget us when you're famous! Pam\" It has a gold medal yogurt lid attached.] Kendall. Ugh. So, first up...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13767,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"There you go.","text_w_direction":"[hands David his papers] There you go.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13768,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"How do you think you function here in New York?","text_w_direction":"How do you think you function here in New York?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13769,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"What's that? Oh, uh, great. You know? I just um, I really appreciate the buildings, and uh, the people, and um, there's just a energy... New York has, uh... Not to mention, they have places that are open past eight. So that's a... bonus.","text_w_direction":"[not thinking clearly because of Pam's note] What's that? Oh, uh, great. You know? I just um, I really appreciate the buildings, and uh, the people, and um, there's just a [sic] energy... New York has, uh... Not to mention, they have places that are open past eight. [David laughs] So that's a... bonus.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13770,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"You've been in the Scranton branch a long time. What have you liked most about that place?","text_w_direction":"You've been in the Scranton branch a long time. [Jim stares at Pam's note] What have you liked most about that place?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13771,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"The friendships.","text_w_direction":"[thinks] The friendships.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13772,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"Okay. Well, we want the person who takes this position to be here for the long haul. So... long haul. Where do you see yourself in ten years?","text_w_direction":"Okay. Well, we want the person who takes this position to be here for the long haul. So... long haul. Where do you see yourself in ten years?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13773,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"How are your feet?","text_w_direction":"[flashback to Beach Games] How are your feet?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13774,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Medium rare. Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Medium rare. Thanks. [they laugh]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13775,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"The real reason that I went to Stamford... was because... I wanted to be... not here.","text_w_direction":"The real reason that I went to Stamford... was because... I wanted to be... not here.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13776,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13777,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"And even though... I came back, I just, I feel like I've never really... come back.","text_w_direction":"And even though... I came back, I just, I feel like I've never really... come back.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13778,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Well, I wish you would.","text_w_direction":"Well, I wish you would.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13779,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Just one moment, I'll transfer you.","text_w_direction":"[phone rings, Pam answers] Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Just one moment, I'll transfer you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13780,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"I haven't heard anything, but I bet Jim got the job. I mean, why wouldn't he? He's totally qualified, and smart, everyone loves him... and, if he never comes back again... that's OK. We're friends. And I'm sure we'll stay friends. We just, we never got the timing right. You know? I shot him down, and then he did the same to me, and... But you know what? It's OK. I'm totally fine. Everything is gonna be totally---","text_w_direction":"I haven't heard anything, but I bet Jim got the job. I mean, why wouldn't he? He's totally qualified, and smart, everyone loves him... and, if he never comes back again... that's OK. We're friends. And I'm sure we'll stay friends. We just, we never got the timing right. You know? I shot him down, and then he did the same to me, and... But you know what? It's OK. I'm totally fine. Everything is gonna be totally--- [Jim walks in]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13781,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Pam. Sorry. Um, are you free for dinner tonight?","text_w_direction":"Pam. [to camera] Sorry. [to Pam] Um, are you free for dinner tonight?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13782,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13783,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"All right. Then... it's a date.","text_w_direction":"All right. Then... it's a date.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13784,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"I'm sorry, what was the question?","text_w_direction":"[to camera, tearing up, smiling] I'm sorry, what was the question?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13785,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"David","text":"So, I know we left the other day on a note of uncertainty. But, after some more thought, I'm very pleased to be able to offer you this job. Great! I'm so glad. We're all very excited you're going to be joining us. It'll be nice to have another MBA around here.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] So, I know we left the other day on a note of uncertainty. But, after some more thought, I'm very pleased to be able to offer you this job. [laughs] Great! I'm so glad. We're all very excited you're going to be joining us. It'll be nice to have another MBA around here.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13786,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"I'm excited too. Okay. Bye.","text_w_direction":"[on phone, smiling] I'm excited too. Okay. Bye.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13787,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"Who was that?","text_w_direction":"Who was that?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13788,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Nobody. You and I are done.","text_w_direction":"[still smiling] Nobody. You and I are done.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13789,"season":3,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Job (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Paul Lieberstein;Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"What?!","text_w_direction":"What?! [Ryan smiles and glances at the camera]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2007-05-17"}
{"index":13790,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, well I did not get the job in New York, but I got the real prize, domestic bliss. Jan made me breakfast this morning... well she bought the milk. It's soy. This is why I do it, that's what I have to come home to. She probably won't be up for a few hours.","text_w_direction":"Ok, well I did not get the job in New York, but I got the real prize, domestic bliss. Jan made me breakfast this morning... well she bought the milk. It's soy. [walks into bedroom, Jan sleeping on bed] This is why I do it, that's what I have to come home to. [sighs] She probably won't be up for a few hours.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13791,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"This is going to be a very good year. Very good. Jan is at home. Jim is back. My protege Ryan is at corporate. Good stuff. Um... Andy and Dwight are rockin' the sales team. I feel very blessed.","text_w_direction":"This is going to be a very good year. Very good. Jan is at home. Jim is back. My protege Ryan is at corporate. Good stuff. Um... Andy and Dwight are rockin' the sales team. I feel very blessed. [slams on breaks, camera turns, Meredith rolls off the hood]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13792,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"IT Tech Guy","text":"You know generally it's not a good idea to click on offers that you haven't requested. What was the exact offer?","text_w_direction":"You know generally it's not a good idea to click on offers that you haven't requested. What was the exact offer?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13793,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"It was for a video.","text_w_direction":"It was for a video.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13794,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"IT Tech Guy","text":"Yeah, what kind of video?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, what kind of video?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13795,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"A celebrity s*x tape.","text_w_direction":"A celebrity s*x tape.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13796,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Really, what kind of celebrity?","text_w_direction":"Really, what kind of celebrity?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13797,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Not relevant.","text_w_direction":"Not relevant.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13798,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"How much did you pay for it?","text_w_direction":"How much did you pay for it?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13799,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Not relevant.","text_w_direction":"Not relevant.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13800,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"You paid for it?","text_w_direction":"You paid for it?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13801,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"It all happened so fast.","text_w_direction":"It all happened so fast.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13802,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"I broke up with Karen after the job interview, and uh... it was a little awkward when she came back from the city. She told me, very clearly, just because we were broken up didn't mean she was going anywhere, because she worked really hard for her career. But the next day her desk was empty, and as for me and my current romantic life, I uh... I'm single now and looking, so if you know anybody.","text_w_direction":"I broke up with Karen after the job interview, and uh... it was a little awkward when she came back from the city. She told me, very clearly, just because we were broken up didn't mean she was going anywhere, because she worked really hard for her career. But the next day her desk was empty, and as for me and my current romantic life, I uh... I'm single now and looking, so if you know anybody.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13803,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Jim and I went to dinner a few times when he got back from New York. I talked him through his break up. It's really nice to be good friends again.","text_w_direction":"Jim and I went to dinner a few times when he got back from New York. I talked him through his break up. It's really nice to be good friends again.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13804,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"Are you kidding me, Pam and Jim are totally hooking up. All they do is smile; they're just keeping it a secret. Right?","text_w_direction":"Are you kidding me, Pam and Jim are totally hooking up. All they do is smile; they're just keeping it a secret. Right? [looks at Oscar]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13805,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"I don't know, there is no evidence of intimacy. They've been in remarkably good moods. It could be other things.","text_w_direction":"I don't know, there is no evidence of intimacy. They've been in remarkably good moods. It could be other things.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13806,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"Are you kidding me?","text_w_direction":"Are you kidding me?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13807,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"And Sunday I'm thinking of going to that flea-market at the drive-in.","text_w_direction":"And Sunday I'm thinking of going to that flea-market at the drive-in.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13808,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Oh that sounds fun. I'm mountain biking on Sunday. On Montage Mountain.","text_w_direction":"Oh that sounds fun. I'm mountain biking on Sunday. On Montage Mountain.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13809,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Cool.","text_w_direction":"Cool.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13810,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13811,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Well have fun with that.","text_w_direction":"Well have fun with that.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13812,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Ladies and Gentlemen. I have some bad news. Meredith was hit by a car.","text_w_direction":"Ladies and Gentlemen. I have some bad news. Meredith was hit by a car.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13813,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13814,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Where?","text_w_direction":"Where?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13815,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"It happened this morning in the parking lot. I took her to the hospital, and the doctors tried to save her life. They did the best that they could... And she is going to be OK.","text_w_direction":"It happened this morning in the parking lot. I took her to the hospital, and the doctors tried to save her life. They did the best that they could... And she is going to be OK.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13816,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"What is wrong with you? Why did you have to phrase it like that?","text_w_direction":"What is wrong with you? Why did you have to phrase it like that?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13817,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"So she's really going to be fine?","text_w_direction":"So she's really going to be fine?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13818,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. She has a slight pelvical fracture, but, ah... people have survived far worse.","text_w_direction":"Yes. She has a slight pelvical fracture, but, ah... people have survived far worse.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13819,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Thank God you were there.","text_w_direction":"Thank God you were there.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13820,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13821,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Did you see who did it?","text_w_direction":"Did you see who did it?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13822,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"No need we can just check the security tapes.","text_w_direction":"No need we can just check the security tapes.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13823,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Gah. Kind of a good news bad news there. I was able to be on the scene so quickly because I was in the car that hit her.","text_w_direction":"Gah. Kind of a good news bad news there. I was able to be on the scene so quickly because I was in the car that hit her.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13824,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Who was driving?","text_w_direction":"Who was driving?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13825,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13826,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"One day Michael came in complaining about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.","text_w_direction":"One day Michael came in complaining about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13827,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"It's only Meredith.","text_w_direction":"It's only Meredith.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13828,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, it's only Meredith, thank God. But did you see the way they looked at me? Like I was a murderer or something.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it's only Meredith, thank God. But did you see the way they looked at me? Like I was a murderer or something.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13829,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey... Why did you do it?","text_w_direction":"Hey... Why did you do it?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13830,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"It was an accident.","text_w_direction":"It was an accident.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13831,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Was she talkin' back?","text_w_direction":"Was she talkin' back?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13832,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13833,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Did you get sick of that face? Did she owe you money? Uh-oh. Is this downsizing? Did she spurn your advances?","text_w_direction":"Did you get sick of that face? Did she owe you money? Uh-oh. Is this downsizing? Did she spurn your advances?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13834,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Hey guys, we're all gonna visit Meredith at lunch. And we're kicking in $5 for flowers.","text_w_direction":"Hey guys, we're all gonna visit Meredith at lunch. And we're kicking in $5 for flowers.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13835,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"Who's we, you and Jim?","text_w_direction":"Who's we, you and Jim?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13836,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"No, uh, me Stanley and Phyllis so far.","text_w_direction":"No, uh, me Stanley and Phyllis so far.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13837,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, I bet Jim goes too.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I bet Jim goes too.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13838,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, I haven't asked him yet.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I haven't asked him yet.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13839,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, I bet you ask?","text_w_direction":"Oh, I bet you ask?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13840,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I was planning on it.","text_w_direction":"I was planning on it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13841,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"I bet you were.","text_w_direction":"I bet you were.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13842,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Angela?","text_w_direction":"Angela?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13843,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"Subtle.","text_w_direction":"[whispers to Kevin] Subtle.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13844,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"What","text_w_direction":"What","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13845,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Are you coming?","text_w_direction":"[to Angela] Are you coming?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13846,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"I can't, Sprinkles is sick.","text_w_direction":"I can't, Sprinkles is sick.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13847,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"She's been sick for some time. Thank you for asking, no one asks... about Sprinkles.","text_w_direction":"She's been sick for some time. Thank you for asking, no one asks... about Sprinkles.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13848,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"I have to give her her meds, I have to pet her, and who will she eat lunch with?","text_w_direction":"I have to give her her meds, I have to pet her, and who will she eat lunch with?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13849,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Can't your other cats keep her company.","text_w_direction":"Can't your other cats keep her company.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13850,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"There's bad blood, jealousies, cliques.","text_w_direction":"There's bad blood, jealousies, cliques.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13851,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Angela, you're the chairman of the party planning committee. I shouldn't even be planning this, it's your job.","text_w_direction":"Angela, you're the chairman of the party planning committee. I shouldn't even be planning this, it's your job.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13852,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"All right!","text_w_direction":"[sighs] All right!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13853,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"My lord my liege.","text_w_direction":"My lord my liege.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13854,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"Yes Michael?","text_w_direction":"Yes Michael?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13855,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"So Ryan got promoted to corporate, where he is a little fish in a big pond. Whereas back here in Scranton I am still top dog, in a fairly large pond. So who is the real boss? The dog or a fish?","text_w_direction":"So Ryan got promoted to corporate, where he is a little fish in a big pond. Whereas back here in Scranton I am still top dog, in a fairly large pond. So who is the real boss? The dog or a fish?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13856,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"So I need a little treat for the gang. Something to win their affections back.","text_w_direction":"So I need a little treat for the gang. Something to win their affections back.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13857,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"Back? Why is that Michael?","text_w_direction":"Back? Why is that Michael?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13858,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I ran down Meredith in my car.","text_w_direction":"Well, I ran down Meredith in my car.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13859,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"Oh! Did you do this on purpose?","text_w_direction":"Oh! Did you do this on purpose?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13860,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No, I was being negligent. But she's in the hospital, she's fine, recovering nicely. Tiny little crack in her pelvis. But she will be up in...","text_w_direction":"No, I was being negligent. But she's in the hospital, she's fine, recovering nicely. Tiny little crack in her pelvis. But she will be up in...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13861,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"Did this happen on company property?","text_w_direction":"Did this happen on company property?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13862,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. It was on company property, with company property, so... double jeopardy, we are fine.","text_w_direction":"Yes. It was on company property, with company property, so... double jeopardy, we are fine.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13863,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"I don't think you understand how jeopardy works.","text_w_direction":"I don't think you understand how jeopardy works.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13864,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, right, I'm sorry. What is","text_w_direction":"Oh, right, I'm sorry. What is","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13865,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"","text_w_direction":"[sigh]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13866,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"People keep calling me a \"Wunderkind\"; I don't even know what that means. I mean, I know what it means, it means very successful for your age, so I guess it makes sense, but... it's a weird word.","text_w_direction":"People keep calling me a \"Wunderkind\"; I don't even know what that means. I mean, I know what it means, it means very successful for your age, so I guess it makes sense, but... it's a weird word.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13867,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Hey D.","text_w_direction":"Hey D.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13868,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey monkey, what's up?","text_w_direction":"Hey monkey, what's up?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13869,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Can you do me a little favor? Go to my place at lunch and give Sprinkles her medicine.","text_w_direction":"Can you do me a little favor? Go to my place at lunch and give Sprinkles her medicine.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13870,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13871,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"I have to visit the alchy.","text_w_direction":"I have to visit the alchy.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13872,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Check to see if she's faking. If a car hit me, it wouldn't crack my pelvis. You know what; I bet she cracked it at home. Jumped in front of the car to get some workers comp.","text_w_direction":"Check to see if she's faking. If a car hit me, it wouldn't crack my pelvis. You know what; I bet she cracked it at home. Jumped in front of the car to get some workers comp.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13873,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"I wouldn't put it past her.","text_w_direction":"I wouldn't put it past her.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13874,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"So what do you need me to do?","text_w_direction":"So what do you need me to do?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13875,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"I wrote it out.","text_w_direction":"I wrote it out.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13876,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13877,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"There's a diabetes shot, roll the insulin in your hand, don't shake it. She gets an ace inhibitor with her meal, but you have to put her right in front of the dish or she won't see it because of the cataracts. Mix one capsule of omega fatty acid in with her kidney medicine, um... and you want to give that to her 15 minutes after she's eaten. And, oh and there's a fungal cream because she has this infection under her tail, so you're gonna have to lift her tail and put the cream right at the base of her tail.","text_w_direction":"There's a diabetes shot, roll the insulin in your hand, don't shake it. She gets an ace inhibitor with her meal, but you have to put her right in front of the dish or she won't see it because of the cataracts. Mix one capsule of omega fatty acid in with her kidney medicine, um... and you want to give that to her 15 minutes after she's eaten. And, oh and there's a fungal cream because she has this infection under her tail, so you're gonna have to lift her tail and put the cream right at the base of her tail.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13878,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, I have an announcement.","text_w_direction":"Ok, I have an announcement.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13879,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"You pushed Darryl out the window?","text_w_direction":"You pushed Darryl out the window?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13880,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13881,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"You shot Dwight?","text_w_direction":"You shot Dwight?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13882,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No! That is not funny, I love my employees, even thought I hit one of you with my car. For which I take full responsibility. Look I'm just trying to take everybody's mind off of this unavoidable tragedy, and onto more positive things. So I thought we should plant a tree.","text_w_direction":"No! That is not funny, I love my employees, even thought I hit one of you with my car. For which I take full responsibility. Look I'm just trying to take everybody's mind off of this unavoidable tragedy, and onto more positive things. So I thought we should plant a tree.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13883,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Oh good, so we don't have to work.","text_w_direction":"Oh good, so we don't have to work.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13884,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"OK, we're leaving for the hospital at 1.","text_w_direction":"OK, we're leaving for the hospital at 1.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13885,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"So, like a freedom tree.","text_w_direction":"So, like a freedom tree.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13886,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I can take 3 people.","text_w_direction":"I can take 3 people.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13887,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"I can also take 3 people.","text_w_direction":"I can also take 3 people.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13888,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"Separate cars.","text_w_direction":"[to Kevin] Separate cars.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13889,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Pam.","text_w_direction":"Pam.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13890,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Alright, I will get a card at the hospital and we'll sign it outside her room.","text_w_direction":"Alright, I will get a card at the hospital and we'll sign it outside her room.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13891,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Pam.","text_w_direction":"Pam.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13892,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Sales people can go later in the day. Hourly works can go at lunch.","text_w_direction":"Sales people can go later in the day. Hourly works can go at lunch.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13893,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, good good, so we'll just all go down there together at lunch.","text_w_direction":"Ok, good good, so we'll just all go down there together at lunch.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13894,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I...","text_w_direction":"I...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13895,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Excellent!","text_w_direction":"Excellent!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13896,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I was thinking that we...","text_w_direction":"I was thinking that we...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13897,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Good work Pam.","text_w_direction":"Good work Pam.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13898,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"But...","text_w_direction":"But...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13899,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yaaaaaay, Pam! Alright, since I am the boss I will drive as well. Who wants shotgun?","text_w_direction":"Yaaaaaay, Pam! Alright, since I am the boss I will drive as well. Who wants shotgun?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13900,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"You can't be serious. You ran a woman over this morning.","text_w_direction":"You can't be serious. You ran a woman over this morning.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13901,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Everyone inside the car was fine, Stanley!","text_w_direction":"Everyone inside the car was fine, Stanley!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13902,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me... No, don't sue me. That is the opposite of the point that I'm trying to make.","text_w_direction":"Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me... No, don't sue me. That is the opposite of the point that I'm trying to make.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13903,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Eww. I hate hospitals. In my mind they are associated with sickness. Oh... She looks like an angel.","text_w_direction":"Eww. I hate hospitals. In my mind they are associated with sickness. Oh... She looks like an angel.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13904,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kelly","text":"She looks awful.","text_w_direction":"She looks awful.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13905,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No... OK, she always looks like that... That is not my fault.","text_w_direction":"No... OK, she always looks like that... That is not my fault.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13906,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"I think she's awake.","text_w_direction":"I think she's awake.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13907,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No... She's in a coma.","text_w_direction":"No... She's in a coma.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13908,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Nurse","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13909,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"OK... Meredith, Ooooohhhhh. I brought all your friends from the office dear.","text_w_direction":"OK... Meredith, [hauntingly] Ooooohhhhh. I brought all your friends from the office dear.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13910,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"At the same time.","text_w_direction":"At the same time.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13911,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13912,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"Hello Meredith.","text_w_direction":"Hello Meredith.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13913,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"This is weird.","text_w_direction":"This is weird.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13914,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Brought you some balloons. Why don't we... here you go. Tie these up, cheer up your tubes... Oh! Shhhh... For God's sake!","text_w_direction":"Brought you some balloons. Why don't we... here you go. [wraps them around her IV] Tie these up, cheer up your tubes... [IV pops out] Oh! Shhhh... For God's sake!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13915,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"Whoa!","text_w_direction":"Whoa!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13916,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Nurse.","text_w_direction":"Nurse.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13917,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"No don't bother the nurse, just put it back in.","text_w_direction":"No don't bother the nurse, just put it back in.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13918,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I am going to be sick... I'm gonna puke.","text_w_direction":"[groaning] I am going to be sick... I'm gonna puke.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13919,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"I wouldn't... I wouldn't worry about it. Don't touch it.","text_w_direction":"I wouldn't... I wouldn't worry about it. Don't touch it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13920,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Nurse","text":"What, what are you doing? Just gimme that.","text_w_direction":"What, what are you doing? Just gimme that.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13921,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13922,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"","text_w_direction":"[applauds]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13923,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"Does it hurt terribly?","text_w_direction":"Does it hurt terribly?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13924,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"No, it's not too bad. They have me on a lot of painkillers.","text_w_direction":"No, it's not too bad. They have me on a lot of painkillers.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13925,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Creed","text":"Oh really, what kind? Codeine, Vicodin, Percocet, Fentanyl, Oxycontin, Palladone? What...","text_w_direction":"Oh really, what kind? Codeine, Vicodin, Percocet, Fentanyl, Oxycontin, Palladone? What...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13926,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"I have no idea.","text_w_direction":"I have no idea.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13927,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Creed","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh. [laughs]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13928,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"Well it was really great of all of you to come and visit me at the same time. I'll see you guys at the office.","text_w_direction":"Well it was really great of all of you to come and visit me at the same time. I'll see you guys at the office.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13929,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, OK... Wait up, wait up, guys guys guys, hold on a second. You know what I was thinking might be sort of fun? Is if you forgave me in front of everybody.","text_w_direction":"Oh, OK... Wait up, wait up, guys guys guys, hold on a second. You know what I was thinking might be sort of fun? Is if you forgave me in front of everybody.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13930,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"Michael, I'm not gonna do that.","text_w_direction":"Michael, I'm not gonna do that.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13931,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Cause you know what they say in the Bible about forgiveness? Forgiveness is next to Godliness.","text_w_direction":"Cause you know what they say in the Bible about forgiveness? Forgiveness is next to Godliness.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13932,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"No, that's not. That's next to cleanliness.","text_w_direction":"No, that's not. That's next to cleanliness.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13933,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Well, just shhhh... just just...","text_w_direction":"Well, just shhhh... just just...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13934,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"You cracked my pelvis","text_w_direction":"You cracked my pelvis","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13935,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Look, I just... I don't understand what is preventing you from laughing this off and giving me a big hug.","text_w_direction":"Look, I just... I don't understand what is preventing you from laughing this off and giving me a big hug.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13936,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"You're not forgiven.","text_w_direction":"You're not forgiven.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13937,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Come on. [starts to climb onto the bed with meredith.","text_w_direction":"Come on. [starts to climb onto the bed with meredith.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13938,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Michael! Michael!","text_w_direction":"Michael! Michael!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13939,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"","text_w_direction":"[screams]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13940,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like a compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised.","text_w_direction":"Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like a compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13941,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13942,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey monkey.","text_w_direction":"Hey monkey.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13943,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Any problems?","text_w_direction":"Any problems?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13944,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Well you left the TV on, and your cat is dead.","text_w_direction":"Well you left the TV on, and your cat is dead.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13945,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"What!?","text_w_direction":"What!?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13946,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Sparkles, the white one, is dead.","text_w_direction":"Sparkles, the white one, is dead.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13947,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Sprinkles.","text_w_direction":"Sprinkles.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13948,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"That was the sick one, right?","text_w_direction":"That was the sick one, right?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13949,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Uh-huh. But I thought she had more time.","text_w_direction":"Uh-huh. But I thought she had more time.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13950,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13951,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Did she look... When you saw her how was she looking?","text_w_direction":"Did she look... When you saw her how was she looking?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13952,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Really dead. Like a... just a dead cat.","text_w_direction":"Really dead. Like a... just a dead cat.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13953,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"","text_w_direction":"[sobbing]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13954,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"So... Hey come on, don't be sad, just... OK... just. She's in a better place.","text_w_direction":"So... Hey come on, don't be sad, just... OK... just. She's in a better place.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13955,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13956,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Actually the place that she's in is the freezer, because of the odor.","text_w_direction":"Actually the place that she's in is the freezer, because of the odor.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13957,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"","text_w_direction":"[still sobbing]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13958,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"It's gonna be OK.","text_w_direction":"[to Angela] It's gonna be OK.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13959,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"OK, you know what? Everybody, let's just get over the whole Meredith thing. She cracked her pelvis, a tiny little crack. She going to be fine, so let's just...","text_w_direction":"OK, you know what? Everybody, let's just get over the whole Meredith thing. She cracked her pelvis, a tiny little crack. She going to be fine, so let's just...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13960,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, Angela's cat died.","text_w_direction":"Michael, Angela's cat died.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13961,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Sprinkles?","text_w_direction":"Sprinkles?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13962,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"","text_w_direction":"[nods]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13963,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, sh... I'm sorry Angela. Man what a day huh? How could it get any worse? Her computer crashes with the p0rn, and then Meredith with the accident, and then... Sprinkles! God, that's 3 things. I'll tell you what's going on. This office is cursed, and we need to do something about it.","text_w_direction":"[sighs] Oh, sh... I'm sorry Angela. Man what a day huh? How could it get any worse? Her computer crashes with the p0rn, and then Meredith with the accident, and then... Sprinkles! God, that's 3 things. I'll tell you what's going on. This office is cursed, and we need to do something about it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13964,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I am taking responsibility. It is up to me to get rid of the curse that hit Meredith with my car. I'm not superstitious, but... I'm... I am a little-stitious.","text_w_direction":"Well, I am taking responsibility. It is up to me to get rid of the curse that hit Meredith with my car. I'm not superstitious, but... I'm... I am a little-stitious.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13965,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Did anyone do anything involving an Indian burial ground?","text_w_direction":"Did anyone do anything involving an Indian burial ground?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13966,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"Like what?","text_w_direction":"Like what?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13967,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Like park on it. Or dig up a body... Toby? Anything you want to tell us?","text_w_direction":"Like park on it. Or dig up a body... Toby? Anything you want to tell us?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13968,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"No, I did not violate an Indian burial ground. In fact I had some good luck recently, Alfredo's Pizza, picked my business card out of the basket, so... uh, I got a week of free pies.","text_w_direction":"No, I did not violate an Indian burial ground. In fact I had some good luck recently, Alfredo's Pizza, picked my business card out of the basket, so... uh, I got a week of free pies.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13969,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"That's cool.","text_w_direction":"That's cool.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13970,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13971,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Perfect. So our tragedy is your good luck. Satan.","text_w_direction":"Perfect. So our tragedy is your good luck. Satan.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13972,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Sprinkles never hurt a soul. God in your infinite wisdom how could you do this? She wasn't ready. She had so much left to accomplish.","text_w_direction":"Sprinkles never hurt a soul. God in your infinite wisdom how could you do this? She wasn't ready. She had so much left to accomplish.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13973,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"She's only a cat.","text_w_direction":"She's only a cat.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13974,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"You never... you don't like them.","text_w_direction":"You never... you don't like them.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13975,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Cats do not provide milk or wool or meat.","text_w_direction":"Cats do not provide milk or wool or meat.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13976,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"Dwight please!","text_w_direction":"Dwight please!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13977,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight, you haven't seen Meredith yet, have you?","text_w_direction":"Dwight, you haven't seen Meredith yet, have you?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13978,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"No, I have not.","text_w_direction":"No, I have not.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13979,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I think you should go to the hospital, and pay your respects.","text_w_direction":"Well, I think you should go to the hospital, and pay your respects.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13980,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"I do not respect her, but I will go.","text_w_direction":"I do not respect her, but I will go.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13981,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Alright, I would now like to talk about each of your individual religious beliefs.","text_w_direction":"Alright, I would now like to talk about each of your individual religious beliefs.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13982,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Oh, Michael, you can't ask about religious beliefs...","text_w_direction":"Oh, Michael, you can't ask about religious beliefs...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13983,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Satan is a master of lies. Everything he says is the opposite.","text_w_direction":"Satan is a master of lies. Everything he says is the opposite.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13984,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Alright, well then you can ask about religious beliefs.","text_w_direction":"Alright, well then you can ask about religious beliefs.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13985,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you for the permission. Psych! Alright let's just go around the room, and tell me what you believe in.","text_w_direction":"Thank you for the permission. Psych! Alright let's just go around the room, and tell me what you believe in.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13986,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"I'm... um, Catholic.","text_w_direction":"I'm... um, Catholic.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13987,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13988,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"Presbyterian.","text_w_direction":"Presbyterian.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13989,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13990,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Oh me too.","text_w_direction":"Oh me too.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13991,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"Oh?","text_w_direction":"Oh?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13992,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Same religion.","text_w_direction":"[puts hand up for high five] Same religion.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13993,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"Alright!","text_w_direction":"Alright! [high fives Pam]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13994,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"I'm a Lutheran and Bob's a Unitarian. It keeps things spicy.","text_w_direction":"I'm a Lutheran and Bob's a Unitarian. It keeps things spicy.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13995,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"That's why we're cursed.","text_w_direction":"That's why we're cursed.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13996,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Creed","text":"I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.","text_w_direction":"I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13997,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Kelly, you are Hindu, so you believe in Buddha.","text_w_direction":"Kelly, you are Hindu, so you believe in Buddha.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13998,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kelly","text":"That's Buddhist.","text_w_direction":"That's Buddhist.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":13999,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Are you sure?","text_w_direction":"Are you sure?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14000,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kelly","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14001,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"What are you?","text_w_direction":"What are you?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14002,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"IT Tech Guy","text":"Well if you're going to reduce my identity to my religion then I'm Sikh, but I also like Hip-hop and NPR, and I'm restoring a 1967 Corvette in my spare time.","text_w_direction":"Well if you're going to reduce my identity to my religion then I'm Sikh, but I also like Hip-hop and NPR, and I'm restoring a 1967 Corvette in my spare time.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14003,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"OK, 1 Sikh, and...","text_w_direction":"OK, 1 Sikh, and...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14004,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"As a farmer, I know that when an animal is sick, sometimes the right thing to do is to put it out of its misery. With the electricity we're using to keep Meredith alive we could power a small fan for 2 days. You tell me what's unethical.","text_w_direction":"As a farmer, I know that when an animal is sick, sometimes the right thing to do is to put it out of its misery. With the electricity we're using to keep Meredith alive we could power a small fan for 2 days. You tell me what's unethical.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14005,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Blink once if you want me to pull the plug.","text_w_direction":"Blink once if you want me to pull the plug.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14006,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"Don't pull any plugs.","text_w_direction":"Don't pull any plugs.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14007,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Intern","text":"How are you doing Ms. Palmer?","text_w_direction":"How are you doing Ms. Palmer?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14008,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"Better.","text_w_direction":"Better.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14009,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Intern","text":"Excellent.","text_w_direction":"Excellent.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14010,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Are you a doctor, or a male nurse?","text_w_direction":"Are you a doctor, or a male nurse?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14011,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Intern","text":"Um... I'm an intern, which makes me a doctor, but...","text_w_direction":"Um... I'm an intern, which makes me a doctor, but...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14012,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Pfft... Her chart doesn't indicate that she had a hysterectomy but she did, or at least she got time off for one.","text_w_direction":"Pfft... Her chart doesn't indicate that she had a hysterectomy but she did, or at least she got time off for one.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14013,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Intern","text":"Ah, so uh... so that is where her uterus went... Um, Ms. Palmer, your last tetanus shot was when you were bitten by a bat a few months ago?","text_w_direction":"Ah, so uh... so that is where her uterus went... Um, Ms. Palmer, your last tetanus shot was when you were bitten by a bat a few months ago?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14014,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"Yes. Dwight here, trapped it in a bag against my head.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Dwight here, trapped it in a bag against my head.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14015,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Just doing my job.","text_w_direction":"Just doing my job.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14016,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Intern","text":"It also says you were recently bitten by a raccoon?","text_w_direction":"It also says you were recently bitten by a raccoon?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14017,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"And a rat. Separate occasions.","text_w_direction":"And a rat. Separate occasions.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14018,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"You spend your whole life trying to get people to like you, and then you run over one person with your car. And it's not even one of the popular ones, and everybody gets on your case. Doesn't make any sense... God is dead.","text_w_direction":"You spend your whole life trying to get people to like you, and then you run over one person with your car. [sighs] And it's not even one of the popular ones, and everybody gets on your case. Doesn't make any sense... God is dead.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14019,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kelly","text":"If there was a God then Ryan and I would be married by now.","text_w_direction":"If there was a God then Ryan and I would be married by now.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14020,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Maybe believing in God was the mistake. What did people believe in before? The sun? Maybe there's some sort of animal, that we could make a sacrifice too. Like a giant buffalo, or some sort of monster, like something with the body of a walrus with the head of a sea lion. Or something with the body of an egret with the head of a meerkat. Or just... the head of a monkey, with the antlers of a reindeer, with, ah... the body of a porcupine.","text_w_direction":"Maybe believing in God was the mistake. What did people believe in before? The sun? Maybe there's some sort of animal, that we could make a sacrifice too. Like a giant buffalo, or some sort of monster, like something with the body of a walrus with the head of a sea lion. Or something with the body of an egret with the head of a meerkat. Or just... the head of a monkey, with the antlers of a reindeer, with, ah... the body of a porcupine.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14021,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"I will do some research.","text_w_direction":"I will do some research.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14022,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I can help you with that.","text_w_direction":"I can help you with that.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14023,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"So, just to be safe they are giving her the rabies vaccine.","text_w_direction":"So, just to be safe they are giving her the rabies vaccine.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14024,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Oh God, Rabies?","text_w_direction":"Oh God, Rabies?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14025,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14026,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I was in the hospital room with her. How contagious is that, is that like an STD?","text_w_direction":"I was in the hospital room with her. How contagious is that, is that like an STD?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14027,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"No, no. You've gotta be bitten by something.","text_w_direction":"No, no. You've gotta be bitten by something.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14028,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"This place is so cursed.","text_w_direction":"This place is so cursed.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14029,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Actually the doctor said it was lucky she came in to the hospital, cause the only way to beat rabies, is to start treatment before the symptoms set in... Lock jaw.","text_w_direction":"Actually the doctor said it was lucky she came in to the hospital, cause the only way to beat rabies, is to start treatment before the symptoms set in... Lock jaw.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14030,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I know a lot of you are upset with me for endangering Meredith's life by hitting her, with my car. But it may make you feel a little better to know that before that happened, Dwight endangered her life, by putting a garbage bag over her head that had a bat in it.","text_w_direction":"[walks out into the office] I know a lot of you are upset with me for endangering Meredith's life by hitting her, with my car. But it may make you feel a little better to know that before that happened, Dwight endangered her life, by putting a garbage bag over her head that had a bat in it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14031,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Six of one, really.","text_w_direction":"Six of one, really.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14032,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Turns out Meredith has been exposed to rabies. Which is like 10 times worse than a little crack in your pelvis. Thanks to me she went to the hospital and I saved her life. Curse is broken. Curse is broken people! Oh... there is a God, and he has a plan for us after all. So go home get some rest, very very good work today. We got a lot accomplished.","text_w_direction":"Turns out Meredith has been exposed to rabies. Which is like 10 times worse than a little crack in your pelvis. Thanks to me she went to the hospital and I saved her life. Curse is broken. Curse is broken people! [Kevin claps] Oh... there is a God, and he has a plan for us after all. So go home get some rest, very very good work today. We got a lot accomplished.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14033,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Is there a God? If not, what are all the churches for? And who is Jesus' dad?","text_w_direction":"Is there a God? If not, what are all the churches for? And who is Jesus' dad?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14034,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh well, if they aren't together now, then they probably never will be. I thought they'd be good together, like PB&J. Pam Beasley and Jim. What a waste. What - A - Waste!","text_w_direction":"[Pam walks out of the office into the parking lot alone. Kevin pops up from the back seat of his car as if spying] Oh well, if they aren't together now, then they probably never will be. I thought they'd be good together, like PB&J. Pam Beasley and Jim. What a waste. What - A - Waste!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14035,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I told you I'm not dating anyone. And even if I was, I don't think it's anyone's business. I mean, when I do fall in love, like when it's for real, the last person I'm gonna talk about it too is a camera crew, or my co-workers. Almost marrying Roy Anderson was as close to Pamela Anderson as I ever want to be. Trust me, when I fall in love, you'll know.","text_w_direction":"[Pam's car pulls out of parking lot and then off to the side of the road] I told you I'm not dating anyone. And even if I was, I don't think it's anyone's business. I mean, when I do fall in love, like when it's for real, the last person I'm gonna talk about it too is a camera crew, or my co-workers. [Jim gets into the passenger side] Almost marrying Roy Anderson was as close to Pamela Anderson as I ever want to be. [Jim leans over and kisses Pam] Trust me, when I fall in love, you'll know.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14036,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Michael Scott's Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton, Meredith Palmer memorial, celebrity rabies awareness, fun run race for the cure, this is Pam.","text_w_direction":"Michael Scott's Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton, Meredith Palmer memorial, celebrity rabies awareness, fun run race for the cure, this is Pam.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14037,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Pro-Am.","text_w_direction":"Pro-Am.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14038,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Pro-Am race for the... They hung up.","text_w_direction":"Pro-Am race for the... They hung up.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14039,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"A woman shouldn't have to be hit by a car, to learn that she may have rabies. But that is where we are in America. And that does not sit right with me. And that is why I'm hosting a fun run race for the cure for rabies. To raise awareness of the fact that there is a cure for rabies. A disease that has largely been eradicated in the US. But not very many people know that.","text_w_direction":"A woman shouldn't have to be hit by a car, to learn that she may have rabies. But that is where we are in America. And that does not sit right with me. And that is why I'm hosting a fun run race for the cure for rabies. To raise awareness of the fact that there is a cure for rabies. A disease that has largely been eradicated in the US. But not very many people know that.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14040,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"No, rabies... Babies would be a good idea. Can I put you down for a dime?","text_w_direction":"[on the phone] No, rabies... Babies would be a good idea. Can I put you down for a dime?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14041,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Hi Stanley, how many sponsors so far?","text_w_direction":"Hi Stanley, how many sponsors so far?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14042,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"Zero.","text_w_direction":"Zero.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14043,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Come on man, gotta step it up! It's for a good cause. Jan called this morning and pledged $500.00.","text_w_direction":"Come on man, gotta step it up! It's for a good cause. Jan called this morning and pledged $500.00.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14044,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Isn't that your money?","text_w_direction":"Isn't that your money?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14045,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"That... is for a good cause. Phyllis, how's the rabies quilt coming?","text_w_direction":"That... is for a good cause. Phyllis, how's the rabies quilt coming?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14046,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh, it's coming.","text_w_direction":"Oh, it's coming.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14047,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, look at that, 3. Way to honor Meredith, Phyllis.","text_w_direction":"Oh, look at that, 3. Way to honor Meredith, Phyllis.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14048,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"Michael?","text_w_direction":"Michael?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14049,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14050,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"You cannot make me run.","text_w_direction":"You cannot make me run.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14051,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK. [walks away]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14052,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"It is not a real charity. It's stupid Michael, and I'm not gonna do it.","text_w_direction":"It is not a real charity. It's stupid Michael, and I'm not gonna do it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14053,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Alright, alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright, alright.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14054,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"You didn't run for me...","text_w_direction":"You didn't run for me...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14055,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Shhh...","text_w_direction":"Shhh...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14056,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"...when I thought I had skin cancer.","text_w_direction":"...when I thought I had skin cancer.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14057,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I know that you're probably scared of people seeing your fat legs in shorts.","text_w_direction":"I know that you're probably scared of people seeing your fat legs in shorts.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14058,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14059,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"OK, well back in olden times, a large fat person, like this, was a person of power. A person who had money, could buy food, person of respect. Like the regional manager of the day. Whereas, someone athletic and trim, like myself, was someone who worked in the fields... And I was a peasant.","text_w_direction":"OK, well back in olden times, a large fat person, like this, was a person of power. A person who had money, could buy food, person of respect. Like the regional manager of the day. Whereas, someone athletic and trim, like myself, was someone who worked in the fields... And I was a peasant.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14060,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"I just don't want to run. I didn't bring my sneakers or my clothes.","text_w_direction":"I just don't want to run. I didn't bring my sneakers or my clothes.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14061,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Well, you're going to have to run, or you're going to be in a lot of trouble. It is not olden times anymore.","text_w_direction":"Well, you're going to have to run, or you're going to be in a lot of trouble. It is not olden times anymore.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14062,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"I'm petrified of nipple chafing. Once it starts it is a vicious circle. If you have sensitive nipples, they chafe, so they become more sensitive, so they chafe more. So... I take precautions.","text_w_direction":"[in bathroom] I'm petrified of nipple chafing. Once it starts it is a vicious circle. If you have sensitive nipples, they chafe, so they become more sensitive, so they chafe more. So... I take precautions. [tapes a cotton ball to each nipple]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14063,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Hey Angela. Hey, um... I'm sorry about your cat.","text_w_direction":"Hey Angela. Hey, um... I'm sorry about your cat. [Angela starts to cry]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14064,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"This is Sprinkles. She was my best friend. I kept her going through countless ailments. I asked Dwight Schrute to feed her once, and she is now deceased. This is Halloween last year, just a couple of kittens out on the town.","text_w_direction":"This is Sprinkles. [holds up a picture] She was my best friend. I kept her going through countless ailments. I asked Dwight Schrute to feed her once, and she is now deceased. This is Halloween last year, [picture of Angela holding Sprinkles] just a couple of kittens [starts to cry] out on the town.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14065,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Pssst. I'm having relationship problems. And since you're always having relationship problems, I thought you'd be able to give me some advice.","text_w_direction":"Pssst. I'm having relationship problems. And since you're always having relationship problems, I thought you'd be able to give me some advice.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14066,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"What's wrong?","text_w_direction":"What's wrong?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14067,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"I have this crazy thought, that I know is crazy. That maybe Dwight killed my cat.","text_w_direction":"I have this crazy thought, that I know is crazy. That maybe Dwight killed my cat.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14068,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Hmm...","text_w_direction":"Hmm...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14069,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"When I got home, Sprinkles' body was in the freezer where Dwight said he left her, but all my bags of frozen french fries had been clawed to shreds.","text_w_direction":"When I got home, Sprinkles' body was in the freezer where Dwight said he left her, but all my bags of frozen french fries had been clawed to shreds.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14070,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Ah.","text_w_direction":"Ah.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14071,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Something's not right. The vet's doing an autopsy.","text_w_direction":"Something's not right. The vet's doing an autopsy.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14072,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Angela, I'm sorry.","text_w_direction":"Angela, I'm sorry.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14073,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Did Roy ever kill one of your cats?","text_w_direction":"Did Roy ever kill one of your cats?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14074,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I'm more of a dog person.","text_w_direction":"I'm more of a dog person.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14075,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"","text_w_direction":"[sighs]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14076,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"So what's your strategy for this race?","text_w_direction":"So what's your strategy for this race?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14077,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Well I'm gonna start fast.","text_w_direction":"Well I'm gonna start fast.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14078,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14079,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Then I'm gonna run fast in the middle.","text_w_direction":"Then I'm gonna run fast in the middle.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14080,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14081,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Then I'm gonna end fast.","text_w_direction":"Then I'm gonna end fast.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14082,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Why won't more people do that?","text_w_direction":"Why won't more people do that? [laughs]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14083,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Cause they're just stupid.","text_w_direction":"Cause they're just stupid.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14084,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"[looks at camera] What?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14085,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, ah... No that's not... I mean that wasn't, ah...","text_w_direction":"[Pam and Jim watch video of their kiss on the tv] Oh, ah... No that's not... I mean that wasn't, ah...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14086,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah... That was um...","text_w_direction":"Yeah... That was um...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14087,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"I mean I can see how it would seem a bit like we uh... How it looks like um... I mean now a days you can edit anything, right? I mean you can edit anything to look like um... anything.","text_w_direction":"I mean I can see how it would seem a bit like we uh... How it looks like um... I mean now a days you can edit anything, right? I mean you can edit anything to look like um... anything.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14088,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, I gave him a ride home because...","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I gave him a ride home because...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14089,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Right!","text_w_direction":"Right!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14090,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"... We're dating.","text_w_direction":"... We're dating.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14091,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Wow! There it is.","text_w_direction":"Wow! There it is.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14092,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Ah, yeah. We haven't told anybody, but it's going really great. Right?","text_w_direction":"Ah, yeah. We haven't told anybody, but it's going really great. [looks at Jim] Right?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14093,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"It is going really great.","text_w_direction":"It is going really great.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14094,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Oww!","text_w_direction":"[Angela runs into Dwight] Oww!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14095,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Shut up.","text_w_direction":"Shut up.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14096,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"You're taking this out on me, but I was only the messenger.","text_w_direction":"You're taking this out on me, but I was only the messenger.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14097,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Oh, really?","text_w_direction":"Oh, really?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14098,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"You'll feel better after the 5k. Exercise is good for depression.","text_w_direction":"[sighs] You'll feel better after the 5k. Exercise is good for depression.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14099,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"I'm not depressed I'm in grief.","text_w_direction":"[pushes her chair into Dwight's legs] I'm not depressed I'm in grief.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14100,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"We have raised, almost $700.00, most of it from me and Jan. Um... when do they put that on the giant check? Or is that something that we write in later?","text_w_direction":"We have raised, almost $700.00, most of it from me and Jan. Um... when do they put that on the giant check? Or is that something that we write in later?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14101,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Well a giant check costs about $200.00 to make up. I have a print shop standing by but... What do you think Michael, that's over 25% of our funds?","text_w_direction":"Well a giant check costs about $200.00 to make up. I have a print shop standing by but... What do you think Michael, that's over 25% of our funds?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14102,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Hmm... That's a tough decision. Um... I always imagined it with a giant check. So...","text_w_direction":"Hmm... That's a tough decision. Um... I always imagined it with a giant check. So...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14103,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, I mean I personally am definitely on board for the giant check.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I mean I personally am definitely on board for the giant check.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14104,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Giant check it is.","text_w_direction":"Giant check it is.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14105,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14106,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14107,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Well I don't know, on the other hand it does leave less money for bat birth control.","text_w_direction":"Well I don't know, on the other hand it does leave less money for bat birth control.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14108,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Bat birth control","text_w_direction":"Bat birth control","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14109,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait, this money is going to bat birth control, right Michael, that's what you told me when I contributed.","text_w_direction":"Wait, this money is going to bat birth control, right Michael, that's what you told me when I contributed.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14110,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"You didn't contribute very much. I was also hoping to hand the giant check to a rabies doctor. And how's that been going?","text_w_direction":"You didn't contribute very much. I was also hoping to hand the giant check to a rabies doctor. And how's that been going?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14111,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Not well. A doctor won't come out to collect a check for $700.00, or $500.00 if we go with the giant check.","text_w_direction":"Not well. A doctor won't come out to collect a check for $700.00, or $500.00 if we go with the giant check.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14112,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Which we are.","text_w_direction":"Which we are.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14113,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"And also there is no such thing as a rabies doctor.","text_w_direction":"And also there is no such thing as a rabies doctor.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14114,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"What about a rabies nurse?","text_w_direction":"What about a rabies nurse?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14115,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I don't think so.","text_w_direction":"I don't think so.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14116,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"You know what though, I've actually seen ads for nurses that you can hire by the hour, for parties and bachelor events.","text_w_direction":"You know what though, I've actually seen ads for nurses that you can hire by the hour, for parties and bachelor events.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14117,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"That's possible. Look into that.","text_w_direction":"That's possible. Look into that.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14118,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Great, it's gonna cost a couple a hundred buck and ah... oh actually more with tips.","text_w_direction":"Great, it's gonna cost a couple a hundred buck and ah... oh actually more with tips.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14119,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Maybe we should just skip the ceremony and setup a college fund for Meredith's son.","text_w_direction":"Maybe we should just skip the ceremony and setup a college fund for Meredith's son.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14120,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Have you met that kid? He's not going to college.","text_w_direction":"Have you met that kid? He's not going to college.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14121,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, 5k means 5 kilometers, not 5 thousand miles.","text_w_direction":"Michael, 5k means 5 kilometers, not 5 thousand miles. [knocks]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14122,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Come in.","text_w_direction":"Come in.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14123,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14124,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, hey, hey","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey, hey","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14125,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Oh my God.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14126,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14127,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"You said come in!","text_w_direction":"You said come in!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14128,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No I didn't, just please don't...","text_w_direction":"No I didn't, just please don't...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14129,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Oh my God.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14130,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"So I closed the door but the image of his...","text_w_direction":"So I closed the door but the image of his...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14131,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Baquette.","text_w_direction":"Baquette.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14132,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"... dangling participle...","text_w_direction":"... dangling participle...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14133,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Eww.","text_w_direction":"Eww.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14134,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"... still burned in my eyes.","text_w_direction":"... still burned in my eyes.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14135,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"I can imagine.","text_w_direction":"I can imagine.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14136,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Come in.","text_w_direction":"[Michael knocks slowly on door] Come in.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14137,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"May I enter the room?","text_w_direction":"May I enter the room?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14138,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Yes. Or come in.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Or come in.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14139,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"See how I did that. That's the way you should enter a room. You knock and then you wait for the all clear.","text_w_direction":"See how I did that. That's the way you should enter a room. You knock and then you wait for the all clear.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14140,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"You couldn't have taken off all your clothes in the men's room?","text_w_direction":"You couldn't have taken off all your clothes in the men's room?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14141,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, but I have an office, so why would I do that.","text_w_direction":"Yes, but I have an office, so why would I do that.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14142,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"On average, how many hours a day do you spend naked in your office? Just ballpark.","text_w_direction":"On average, how many hours a day do you spend naked in your office? Just ballpark.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14143,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"European offices are naked all the time.","text_w_direction":"European offices are naked all the time.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14144,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"They're so not.","text_w_direction":"They're so not.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14145,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Besides my shirt tail covered most of it so...","text_w_direction":"Besides my shirt tail covered most of it so...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14146,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I didn't see where it started but I saw where it ended.","text_w_direction":"I didn't see where it started but I saw where it ended.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14147,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Gross.","text_w_direction":"[sighs] Gross.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14148,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"That's not gross, it is the human body. What is your problem? Pam you're an artist, right? Think of me as one of your models. OK, you know what, I don't want this to detract from what we really need to be thinking about today, it's not fair to people with rabies. And that's the point, right? OK, let's go have some fun.","text_w_direction":"That's not gross, it is the human body. What is your problem? Pam you're an artist, right? Think of me as one of your models. OK, you know what, I don't want this to detract from what we really need to be thinking about today, it's not fair to people with rabies. And that's the point, right? OK, let's go have some fun.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14149,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14150,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"They say if you're nervous around someone you should picture them naked. I do not recommend this strategy. Try picturing them with more clothes on... or a funny coat.","text_w_direction":"They say if you're nervous around someone you should picture them naked. I do not recommend this strategy. Try picturing them with more clothes on... or a funny coat.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14151,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, I'm sorry, is this a working office, and not a French beach?","text_w_direction":"[naked from chest up] Oh, I'm sorry, is this a working office, and not a French beach?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14152,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jan","text":"OK, name please.","text_w_direction":"OK, name please.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14153,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Creed","text":"Creed Bratton, 75 plus division.","text_w_direction":"Creed Bratton, 75 plus division.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14154,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jan","text":"You're over 75 years old?","text_w_direction":"You're over 75 years old?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14155,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Creed","text":"82 November first. How much is the prize money?","text_w_direction":"82 November first. How much is the prize money?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14156,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jan","text":"There's no prize money.","text_w_direction":"There's no prize money.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14157,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Creed","text":"What, is any of this real?","text_w_direction":"What, is any of this real?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14158,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Check that out. Look at me, I'm Toby, I'm stretching, I know what I'm doing. Why is he even here?","text_w_direction":"Check that out. [points to Toby] Look at me, I'm Toby, I'm stretching, I know what I'm doing. Why is he even here?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14159,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jan","text":"So I heard that you were peeping on Michael.","text_w_direction":"So I heard that you were peeping on Michael.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14160,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"What? Look, no it was not...","text_w_direction":"What? Look, no it was not...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14161,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jan","text":"I don't know what your deal is, but he's mine, OK? So hands off.","text_w_direction":"I don't know what your deal is, but he's mine, OK? So hands off.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14162,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"OK everybody, listen up. Thank you for coming. Before we get started I wanted to say a few words about this deadly disease called rabies. And I'd like you to take a look into the face of rabies. That should scare you. It scares me. You people need to educate yourselves. Myth","text_w_direction":"OK everybody, listen up. Thank you for coming. Before we get started I wanted to say a few words about this deadly disease called rabies. And I'd like you to take a look into the face of rabies. [turns around a picture of Meredith in the hospital] That should scare you. It scares me. You people need to educate yourselves. Myth","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14163,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"I'm giving him a peanut.","text_w_direction":"[feeding a squirrel] I'm giving him a peanut.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14164,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No, don't give him... just, did you hear anything I said?","text_w_direction":"No, don't give him... just, did you hear anything I said?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14165,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"Look how happy he is.","text_w_direction":"Look how happy he is.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14166,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"He's happy because he's insane. You know what, that's the perfect example of the kind of awareness we need to generate. Where's the nurse? This is the reason we're here.","text_w_direction":"He's happy because he's insane. You know what, that's the perfect example of the kind of awareness we need to generate. Where's the nurse? [Elizabeth walks up in nurse's outfit] This is the reason we're here.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14167,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Elizabeth","text":"Hello Michael.","text_w_direction":"Hello Michael.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14168,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Oh hey, I know you... Elizabeth?","text_w_direction":"Oh hey, I know you... Elizabeth?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14169,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Elizabeth","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14170,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Right? Wow, very cool you went back and got your degree. I would like you to accept this check, for $340.00 made out to science. Make sure that, that gets into the right hands.","text_w_direction":"Right? Wow, very cool you went back and got your degree. I would like you to accept this check, for $340.00 made out to science. Make sure that, that gets into the right hands.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14171,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Elizabeth","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great. [everyone claps]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14172,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"You got it?","text_w_direction":"You got it?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14173,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14174,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"OK, fettuccine alfredo, time to carbo-load.","text_w_direction":"OK, fettuccine alfredo, time to carbo-load.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14175,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Just remember folks, it's not about winning, it is about finishing.","text_w_direction":"Just remember folks, it's not about winning, it is about finishing.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14176,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"On your marks, get set...","text_w_direction":"On your marks, get set...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14177,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Beow!","text_w_direction":"[pulls Toby's pants down] Beow!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14178,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey! [extremely loud gunshot]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14179,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"On your left!","text_w_direction":"On your left!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14180,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"You're doing great Michael, look at you go!","text_w_direction":"You're doing great Michael, look at you go!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14181,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Creed","text":"That's my boss! Yeah-ha baby!","text_w_direction":"That's my boss! Yeah-ha baby!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14182,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I am fast! I'm very fast! I'm like Forrest Gump, except I am not an idiot.","text_w_direction":"I am fast! I'm very fast! I'm like Forrest Gump, except I am not an idiot. [Creed, Stanley, and Oscar get into a cab]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14183,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"Oh yes I will work out today. I will work out a way to avoid running for a stupid cause.","text_w_direction":"Oh yes I will work out today. I will work out a way to avoid running for a stupid cause.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14184,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"I've walked 2 marathons. Pretty sure I can handle a 5k. Key is drafting, eliminate wind resistance.","text_w_direction":"I've walked 2 marathons. Pretty sure I can handle a 5k. Key is drafting, eliminate wind resistance. [running right behind Kevin]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14185,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah. Oh we're in last place.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. [laughs] Oh we're in last place.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14186,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, would you look at that.","text_w_direction":"Oh, would you look at that.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14187,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Darn it.","text_w_direction":"Darn it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14188,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jan","text":"Water? Water? Water babe?","text_w_direction":"Water? Water? [Toby gabs water, drinks, then throws back at Jan] Water babe?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14189,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No, no water for me. Not while rabies causes fear of water... solidarity!","text_w_direction":"No, no water for me. Not while rabies causes fear of water... solidarity!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14190,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jan","text":"Michael that's irrational.","text_w_direction":"Michael that's irrational.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14191,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Rabies victims... have to live with an irrational hatred of water their entire lives. So... least I could do.","text_w_direction":"Rabies victims... have to live with an irrational hatred of water their entire lives. So... least I could do.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14192,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Oh God! My nipples, it's starting.","text_w_direction":"Oh God! My nipples, it's starting.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14193,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Creed","text":"Can we get another round?","text_w_direction":"[Creed, Stanley, and Oscar sitting at a table] Can we get another round?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14194,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Waitress","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14195,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Creed","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14196,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"So we've got what, another 20 minutes?","text_w_direction":"So we've got what, another 20 minutes?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14197,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"More or less.","text_w_direction":"More or less.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14198,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"Hmmm...","text_w_direction":"Hmmm...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14199,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"That fettuccine is sitting in my stomach like a rock.","text_w_direction":"That fettuccine is sitting in my stomach like a rock.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14200,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"You've got nothing to worry about, I put Imodium in Toby's coffee before the race.","text_w_direction":"You've got nothing to worry about, I put Imodium in Toby's coffee before the race.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14201,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Excellent! ...Simpsons. Wait, Imodium or Ex-lax?","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Excellent! ...Simpsons. Wait, Imodium or Ex-lax?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14202,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"I'm makin' great time. Usually I have to take a bathroom break half way through a race like this, but not today.","text_w_direction":"I'm makin' great time. Usually I have to take a bathroom break half way through a race like this, but not today.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14203,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Ooo! An estate sale. Wanna go in?","text_w_direction":"Ooo! An estate sale. Wanna go in?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14204,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I don't know I'm really committed to winning.","text_w_direction":"I don't know I'm really committed to winning.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14205,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"OK, but what if I told you all the money you spend here, goes to preventing a disease that's already been cured.","text_w_direction":"OK, but what if I told you all the money you spend here, goes to preventing a disease that's already been cured.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14206,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Mmm... Yes.","text_w_direction":"Mmm... Yes.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14207,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"That's what I thought.","text_w_direction":"That's what I thought.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14208,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14209,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Right. Let's do some good.","text_w_direction":"Right. Let's do some good.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14210,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"for the cure... leave a message\" Ryan hangs up]","text_w_direction":"[Ryan looks at the phone as it rings... [Pam's voice] [You have reached the offices of Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton, currently the entire staff is out doing the Michael Scott, DM FM PMC rabies awareness Pro-Am fun run race... [Michael's voice] for the cure... [Pam's voice] leave a message\" Ryan hangs up]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14211,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Oh God, Oh, alfredo sauce. I'm getting a stitch.","text_w_direction":"[Burp] Oh God, Oh, alfredo sauce. I'm getting a stitch. [groans]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14212,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Ah, God watch the nipples, Kevin.","text_w_direction":"[runs into the back of Kevin] Ah, God watch the nipples, Kevin.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14213,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"Back off me.","text_w_direction":"Back off me.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14214,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"How ya feeling, better?","text_w_direction":"How ya feeling, better?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14215,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14216,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Well you look cute as a button. You've worked up quite a sweat.","text_w_direction":"Well you look cute as a button. You've worked up quite a sweat.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14217,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"The vet is removing all of Sprinkles organs right now and sending them to the lab.","text_w_direction":"The vet is removing all of Sprinkles organs right now and sending them to the lab.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14218,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"I am a farmer Angela.","text_w_direction":"I am a farmer Angela.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14219,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"What does that mean?","text_w_direction":"What does that mean?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14220,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"OK, when a farmer sees an animal that is in pain, that has no quality of life, that has no utility, a farmer does what city folk don't have the stomach to do.","text_w_direction":"OK, when a farmer sees an animal that is in pain, that has no quality of life, that has no utility, a farmer does what city folk don't have the stomach to do.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14221,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"You did kill her!?","text_w_direction":"You did kill her!?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14222,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"I... I sang her, her favorite songs.","text_w_direction":"I... I sang her, her favorite songs.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14223,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"You put her in my freezer.","text_w_direction":"You put her in my freezer.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14224,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"It was beautiful and gentle and respectful. I fed her antihistamines and she gradually fell asleep.","text_w_direction":"It was beautiful and gentle and respectful. I fed her antihistamines and she gradually fell asleep.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14225,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Well then she barfed them up in the freezer and tried to get out.","text_w_direction":"Well then she barfed them up in the freezer and tried to get out.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14226,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Well I'm not responsible for that!","text_w_direction":"Well I'm not responsible for that!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14227,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"You!","text_w_direction":"You! [hits Dwight]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14228,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, Oww! It's OK.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Oww! [looks around to onlookers] It's OK.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14229,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"It's OK.","text_w_direction":"It's OK.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14230,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"It's nothing, I'm robbing her.","text_w_direction":"It's nothing, I'm robbing her.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14231,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"It's nothing.","text_w_direction":"It's nothing.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14232,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"It's fine. What?","text_w_direction":"It's fine. What?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14233,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"How could you do that without telling me?","text_w_direction":"How could you do that without telling me?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14234,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"I thought I was helping you. I expected a hug. I took care of that cat, the best way I knew how.","text_w_direction":"I thought I was helping you. I expected a hug. I took care of that cat, the best way I knew how.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14235,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Cat Heaven is a beautiful place, but you don't get there if you're euthanized.","text_w_direction":"Cat Heaven is a beautiful place, but you don't get there if you're euthanized.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14236,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"I know a great taxidermist. I'll pay to have her stuffed. Well he's not great, but he's pretty good.","text_w_direction":"I know a great taxidermist. I'll pay to have her stuffed. Well he's not great, but he's pretty good.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14237,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"You don't understand.","text_w_direction":"You don't understand.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14238,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Take bat bites seriously. Don't get bit.","text_w_direction":"[runs by] Take bat bites seriously. Don't get bit.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14239,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Or we can have her buried out at the east field, by mother. Huh, Angela?","text_w_direction":"Or we can have her buried out at the east field, by mother. Huh, Angela?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14240,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Don't touch me Dwight!","text_w_direction":"Don't touch me Dwight! [runs off crying]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14241,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"You like it? It's kinda designy and cool, it was $8.00.","text_w_direction":"[holding lamp] You like it? It's kinda designy and cool, it was $8.00.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14242,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, and I get to carry it.","text_w_direction":"Oh, and I get to carry it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14243,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"And the winner is Toby Flenderson.","text_w_direction":"[crosses finish line] And the winner is Toby Flenderson.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14244,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kelly","text":"Have a seat, I'll write it down.","text_w_direction":"Have a seat, I'll write it down.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14245,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Where are we?","text_w_direction":"Where are we?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14246,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kelly","text":"I dunno, like 5 kilometers from the office.","text_w_direction":"I dunno, like 5 kilometers from the office.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14247,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"He couldn't have made it a circle?","text_w_direction":"He couldn't have made it a circle?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14248,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I am not going to finish. I can't beat rabies. Nobody can beat rabies, rabies has been around for a thousand years. I was a fool to think that I could beat it.","text_w_direction":"[bent over] I am not going to finish. I can't beat rabies. Nobody can beat rabies, rabies has been around for a thousand years. I was a fool to think that I could beat it. [Creed,Stanley, and Oscar pass by in the cab and get out at the finish line]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14249,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"...talk about it.","text_w_direction":"...talk about it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14250,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah probably. Hey, Michael?","text_w_direction":"Yeah probably. Hey, Michael?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14251,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"What are you doing here? Did you come back for us, or...","text_w_direction":"What are you doing here? Did you come back for us, or...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14252,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I can't finish. I feel so weak, I just...","text_w_direction":"I can't finish. I feel so weak, I just...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14253,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Well, you're probably dehydrated.","text_w_direction":"Well, you're probably dehydrated.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14254,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"What do you want me to do Jim?","text_w_direction":"What do you want me to do Jim?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14255,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Glass of water would be a start.","text_w_direction":"Glass of water would be a start.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14256,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No, There are people all over the world, who have all sorts of problems and afflictions, and diseases. They're deformed, and they're abnormal, and... they're illiterate and ugly. Symphonies don't have any money. Public TV is bust. I can't do anything about it, I can't... you know. There's just one of me, and there's a thousand of them. And rabies wins.","text_w_direction":"No, There are people all over the world, who have all sorts of problems and afflictions, and diseases. They're deformed, and they're abnormal, and... they're illiterate and ugly. Symphonies don't have any money. Public TV is bust. I can't do anything about it, I can't... you know. There's just one of me, and there's a thousand of them. And rabies wins.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14257,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Wow! You are a downer. We were having a pretty nice day.","text_w_direction":"Wow! You are a downer. We were having a pretty nice day.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14258,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I'm still having a nice day.","text_w_direction":"I'm still having a nice day.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14259,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"You are?","text_w_direction":"You are?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14260,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah. Hey Michael, look at this lamp. $8.00.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Hey Michael, look at this lamp. $8.00.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14261,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"That's a good deal.","text_w_direction":"That's a good deal.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14262,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"And Michael, you don't have rabies. And chances are you're not going to get it anytime soon. So... you don't really have to think about it too much.","text_w_direction":"And Michael, you don't have rabies. And chances are you're not going to get it anytime soon. So... you don't really have to think about it too much.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14263,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Pam, if everybody felt that way, nothing would get done.","text_w_direction":"Pam, if everybody felt that way, nothing would get done.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14264,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, but there's other, better people out there who are helping.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but there's other, better people out there who are helping.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14265,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"You just don't think I am capable, of making a difference.","text_w_direction":"You just don't think I am capable, of making a difference.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14266,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I know you Michael, I saw you naked.","text_w_direction":"I know you Michael, I saw you naked.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14267,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"You don't, you don't know me. You've just seen my pen1s. I can make a difference, remember, I'm the one who started this whole thing off by hitting Meredith with my car. And I owe it to her to finish this... GD 5k No, no!","text_w_direction":"You don't, you don't know me. You've just seen my pen1s. I can make a difference, remember, I'm the one who started this whole thing off by hitting Meredith with my car. And I owe it to her to finish this... GD 5k [gets up groaning, Jim tries to help] No, no!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14268,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Finishing that 5k, was the hardest thing I have ever had to do. I ate more fettuccine alfredo and drank less water, than I have in my entire life. People always talk about triumphs of the human spirit, well today I had a triumph of the human body. That's why everybody was applauding for me at the end. My guts and my heart, and while I eventually puked my guts out, I never puked my heart out. And I'm very, very proud of that.","text_w_direction":"Finishing that 5k, was the hardest thing I have ever had to do. I ate more fettuccine alfredo and drank less water, than I have in my entire life. People always talk about triumphs of the human spirit, well today I had a triumph of the human body. That's why everybody was applauding for me at the end. My guts and my heart, and while I eventually puked my guts out, I never puked my heart out. And I'm very, very proud of that.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14269,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"Hey Michael.","text_w_direction":"Hey Michael.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14270,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Hey Mer. How ya doing?","text_w_direction":"Hey Mer. How ya doing?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14271,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"Better.","text_w_direction":"Better.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14272,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"It's ironic isn't it? I mean I'm in the hospital for not getting enough water, and you're in it for a disease that causes the fear of water.","text_w_direction":"It's ironic isn't it? I mean I'm in the hospital for not getting enough water, and you're in it for a disease that causes the fear of water.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14273,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"I'm in because you hit me with your car. But I wanted to say, I heard you were trying really hard, so I'm not mad at you anymore.","text_w_direction":"I'm in because you hit me with your car. But I wanted to say, I heard you were trying really hard, so I'm not mad at you anymore.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14274,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Thanks, I'm not mad at you anymore. Wanna share?","text_w_direction":"Thanks, I'm not mad at you anymore. [sighs, takes sucker out of his mouth] Wanna share?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14275,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14276,"season":4,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Fun Run (Parts 1&2)","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I'm not really sick. Nah, I'm good.","text_w_direction":"I'm not really sick. [Meredith takes a lick and hands back to Michael] Nah, I'm good.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2826,"air_date":"2007-09-27"}
{"index":14277,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14278,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14279,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"I gotcha one.","text_w_direction":"I gotcha one. [Pam hands over a grape soda to Jim]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14280,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Oh wow, thank you.","text_w_direction":"Oh wow, thank you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14281,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14282,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"I'm just gonna grab some chips, you want some?","text_w_direction":"I'm just gonna grab some chips, you want some?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14283,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"No. Thanks... uh we're still having lunch today, right?","text_w_direction":"No. Thanks... uh we're still having lunch today, right?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14284,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"I guess. How dare you.","text_w_direction":"I guess. [Pam smiles and walks away, then comes back and kisses Jim on the cheek] How dare you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14285,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Hey Toby. What's this?","text_w_direction":"Hey Toby. What's this? [holds up memo Toby has passed out to the staff]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14286,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"Ohh.","text_w_direction":"Ohh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14287,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I just want to remind everyone about the company rules involving PDA or public displays of affection.","text_w_direction":"[reads memo] I just want to remind everyone about the company rules involving PDA or public displays of affection.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14288,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"Yes, uh some people in the office have complained...","text_w_direction":"Yes, uh some people in the office have complained...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14289,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Oh really.","text_w_direction":"Oh really.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14290,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"...about some other people engaging in PDA and, you know I just wanted to remind it's not appropriate to, to do that.","text_w_direction":"...about some other people engaging in PDA and, you know [Michael leans in closer to Toby] I just wanted to remind it's not appropriate to, to do that.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14291,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Is this about me and Jan? In my office? Because I will have you know that that was consensual. What we did has nothing to do with you or anyone here. I don't think. I don't think anyone heard anything. We were very discreet and, and most people had left by that point. So I don't think it's any of your business. What I think you should do is roll up the memo, real tight...","text_w_direction":"Is this about me and Jan? In my office? Because I will have you know that that was consensual. What we did has nothing to do with you or anyone here. I don't think. I don't think anyone heard anything. We were very discreet and, and most people had left by that point. So I don't think it's any of your business. What I think you should do is roll up the memo, real tight...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14292,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"Ok, look the memo is not about you...","text_w_direction":"Ok, look the memo is not about you...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14293,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"For the record, I have never been involved with anyone at work, in any capacity.","text_w_direction":"[to everyone in the room] For the record, I have never been involved with anyone at work, in any capacity.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14294,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"Alright everyone, look, it, alright my complaint was about Jim and Pam. So...","text_w_direction":"Alright everyone, look, it, alright my complaint was about Jim and Pam. So...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14295,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No way.","text_w_direction":"[turns to address Jim and Pam] No way.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14296,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14297,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"You guys are together?","text_w_direction":"You guys are together?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14298,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Ummm... yup. Yes, we are.","text_w_direction":"Ummm... yup. Yes, we are.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14299,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Woooah! Wow!","text_w_direction":"Woooah! Wow!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14300,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Tuna!","text_w_direction":"Tuna!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14301,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Awesome!","text_w_direction":"Awesome!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14302,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"I knew it!","text_w_direction":"I knew it!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14303,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"You guys! Yes! Yes!","text_w_direction":"You guys! Yes! Yes!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14304,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Toby, was this your fun little way of congratulating us?","text_w_direction":"Toby, was this your fun little way of congratulating us?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14305,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14306,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Oh kay, mind is exploding. Get over here. Come on. Come here. Okay, okay, stand up. OK, here we go. Everyone, this is a day that will live in infamy. Because today, is the day that Jim and Pam become one.","text_w_direction":"Oh kay, mind is exploding. Get over here. [gestures to Pam to get up] Come on. Come here. Okay, okay, [to Jim] stand up. [Jim moves over in chair] OK, here we go. [holding both Pam and Jim's hand] Everyone, this is a day that will live in infamy. Because today, is the day that Jim and Pam become one.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14307,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Actually, we've been dating for a couple months.","text_w_direction":"Actually, we've been dating for a couple months.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14308,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I love you guys, so much.","text_w_direction":"I love you guys, so much. [hugs Jim]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14309,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Ohh..","text_w_direction":"Ohh.. [Michael goes to hug Pam, phone rings]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14310,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Phone's ringing.","text_w_direction":"Phone's ringing. [goes back toward desk]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14311,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no Pam let 'em ring. Let the bells of Dunder Mifflin chime out your love. Because this is really good, this is really good. My heart soars with the eagles nest.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no Pam let 'em ring. Let the bells of Dunder Mifflin chime out your love. Because this is [starts to well up] really good, this is really good. My heart soars with the eagles nest.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14312,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't see it. I think they both could do better.","text_w_direction":"I don't see it. I think they both could do better.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14313,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"It's not a surprise to me. Pam is the office mattress.","text_w_direction":"It's not a surprise to me. Pam is the office mattress.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14314,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Jim Halpert's off the market. Guess who just became the best looking single guy in the office?","text_w_direction":"Jim Halpert's off the market. Guess who just became the best looking single guy in the office?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14315,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Hey. Can you make that straighter? That's what she said.","text_w_direction":"Hey. Can you make that straighter? That's what she said.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14316,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"Did you plan it?","text_w_direction":"Did you plan it?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14317,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No. [tries to hide piece of paper, but Pam grabs it]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14318,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Can you make that straighter? That job looks hard. You should put your mouth on that. How can you even use that one naturally?","text_w_direction":"[reading from paper] Can you make that straighter? That job looks hard. You should put your mouth on that. How can you even use that one naturally?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14319,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Blowing up balloons I thought.","text_w_direction":"Blowing up balloons I thought.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14320,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"You might want to trim it a little.","text_w_direction":"You might want to trim it a little.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14321,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"Michael...","text_w_direction":"Michael... [Kelly enters conference room in a flirty red dress]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14322,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh, is... Ryan coming back today?","text_w_direction":"[reading sign] Oh, is... Ryan coming back today?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14323,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, he is.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, he is.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14324,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14325,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Pam and Jim are together. Ryan is visiting. Only thing that could make this day better is ice cream.","text_w_direction":"Pam and Jim are together. Ryan is visiting. Only thing that could make this day better is ice cream.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14326,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"What do you want?","text_w_direction":"What do you want?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14327,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"To give you this.","text_w_direction":"To give you this [reveals a cat from under a coat].","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14328,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Oh, what is that?","text_w_direction":"Oh, what is that?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14329,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"It's a feral barn cat. I trapped him last night and I'm giving him to you as a replacement cat for the one I destroyed.","text_w_direction":"It's a feral barn cat. I trapped him last night and I'm giving him to you as a replacement cat for the one I destroyed.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14330,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Her name was Sprinkles.","text_w_direction":"Her name was Sprinkles.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14331,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"And his name is... Garbage. Mose calls him Garbage because he likes to eat garbage. Don't you Garbage?","text_w_direction":"And his name is... Garbage. Mose calls him Garbage because he likes to eat garbage. [shakes cat] Don't you Garbage? [makes chomping noises]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14332,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"I can't believe you just thought you could replace Sprinkles. Before she's even in the ground.","text_w_direction":"I can't believe you just thought you could replace Sprinkles. Before she's even in the ground.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14333,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"You haven't buried her yet?","text_w_direction":"You haven't buried her yet?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14334,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Don't rush me. I'm grieving.","text_w_direction":"Don't rush me. I'm grieving.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14335,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Garbage can be very helpful. OK, he's a youthful cat. He killed an entire family of raccoons. Look at him.","text_w_direction":"Garbage can be very helpful. OK, he's a youthful cat. He killed an entire family of raccoons. [holds cat towards Angela] Look at him.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14336,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"I don't want Garbage! I want Sprinkles!","text_w_direction":"I don't want Garbage! I want Sprinkles! [walks away]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14337,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Hey Toby.","text_w_direction":"Hey Toby.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14338,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"Hey... you two.","text_w_direction":"Hey... [sees both Jim and Pam] you two.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14339,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Hey. So now that we are dating, uh, we just wanted to know if we had to sign one of those 'we're dating' things for the company.","text_w_direction":"Hey. So now that we are dating, uh, we just wanted to know if we had to sign one of those 'we're dating' things for the company.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14340,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"Oh well, you know, those were only for, you know relationships, so... if, if this is just a casual thing, there's no need, really.","text_w_direction":"Oh well, you know, those were only for, you know [makes quotes with fingers] relationships, so... if, if this is just a casual thing, there's no need, really.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14341,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14342,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Well, I don't wanna speak for Jim, but, it's like pretty official.","text_w_direction":"Well, I don't wanna speak for Jim, but, it's like pretty official. [Jim smiles]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14343,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"Uh huh.","text_w_direction":"Uh huh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14344,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Sorry, uh do we need to sign one, or...?","text_w_direction":"Sorry, uh do we need to sign one, or...?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14345,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"Let's just wait and see what happens. You know?","text_w_direction":"Let's just wait and see what happens. [whispers] You know?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14346,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14347,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"Let's just wait.","text_w_direction":"Let's just wait.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14348,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, OK.","text_w_direction":"Oh, OK.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14349,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14350,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great. [Jim and Pam walk away]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14351,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Hey Ryan. Welcome back --","text_w_direction":"[sees Ryan coming through door] Hey Ryan. Welcome back --","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14352,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Hold on one second. Hey Pam! It's great to see you. Is Michael in?","text_w_direction":"Hold on one second. [Ryan types on Blackberry for a few seconds] Hey Pam! It's great to see you. Is Michael in?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14353,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14354,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14355,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"There he is! There he is! He's back! And he's with a beard. He... He has facial hair. Look at him! All grown up and no place to go. Hello, Mr. Sunny Crockett. I'm Tubs.","text_w_direction":"There he is! There he is! He's back! And he's with a beard. [laughing] He... He has facial hair. Look at him! All grown up and no place to go. Hello, Mr. Sunny Crockett. I'm Tubs.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14356,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"OK. Should we get started?","text_w_direction":"OK. Should we get started?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14357,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Ohh, yeah, let's get started because uh, yes, cause uh this is very serious business and umm..","text_w_direction":"Ohh, yeah, let's get started because uh, yes, cause uh this is very serious business and umm..","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14358,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Yep, exactly. This is a business meeting.","text_w_direction":"Yep, exactly. This is a business meeting.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14359,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"...business meeting --","text_w_direction":"...business meeting --","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14360,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Fire!","text_w_direction":"[rubbing hands in Ryan's hair] Fire!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14361,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Stop that! Stop that!","text_w_direction":"Stop that! Stop that!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14362,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"That's right! That's right!","text_w_direction":"That's right! That's right!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14363,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"You scared me.","text_w_direction":"[to Kevin] You scared me.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14364,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Fire guy. Don't start any fires, Ryan.","text_w_direction":"Fire guy. Don't start any fires, Ryan.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14365,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Fire guy","text_w_direction":"Fire guy [makes flames with his hands]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14366,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"You weren't here for that.","text_w_direction":"You weren't here for that.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14367,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Here for what?","text_w_direction":"Here for what?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14368,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"When he started the fire.","text_w_direction":"When he started the fire.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14369,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Look how big he is. Look at you, you are so mature and old and little man now. You're like our little man...","text_w_direction":"Look how big he is. Look at you, you are so mature and old and little man now. You're like our little man...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14370,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Little old man boy.","text_w_direction":"Little old man boy.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14371,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Michael and everybody, umm...","text_w_direction":"Michael and everybody, umm...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14372,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Beard.","text_w_direction":"Beard.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14373,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Bearded man boy.","text_w_direction":"Bearded man boy.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14374,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"...let me just say something. I know I used to be a temp here, but now everything is different. I'd like your respect. I am your boss now. You're gonna have to treat me that same way you treated Jan.","text_w_direction":"...let me just say something. I know I used to be a temp here, but now everything is different. I'd like your respect. I am your boss now. You're gonna have to treat me that same way you treated Jan.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14375,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, wow!","text_w_direction":"Oh, wow!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14376,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"So...","text_w_direction":"So...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14377,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"That's a little kinky. I don't swing that way.","text_w_direction":"That's a little kinky. I don't swing that way.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14378,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"OK...","text_w_direction":"OK...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14379,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Woooo! I think Ryan has a gay crush on me.","text_w_direction":"Woooo![laughs] I think Ryan has a gay crush on me.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14380,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Enough! OK? This is inappropriate and it stops right now. Do you understand?","text_w_direction":"Enough! OK? This is inappropriate and it stops right now. Do you understand?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14381,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, everybody, come on. Settle town. Let's get serious here. Um Ryan, has a very special, important presentation to do, which we will be doing in the conference room in 10 minutes?","text_w_direction":"Yes, everybody, come on. Settle town. Let's get serious here. Um Ryan, has a very special, important presentation to do, which we will be doing in the conference room in [looks at Ryan] 10 minutes?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14382,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Perfect.","text_w_direction":"Perfect.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14383,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Sounds good. OK, alright.","text_w_direction":"Sounds good. OK, alright.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14384,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, Ryan snapped at me, but there was this twinkle in his eye that I picked up on, which said, \"Dude, we're friends. I'm doing this for appearances. I am the big boss now. And I have to seem like an ogre. But you know me and you trust me. And we like each other. And we'll always be friends. And I would never take you for granted in a million years. And I miss you, man. And I love you.\" His words.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, Ryan snapped at me, but there was this twinkle in his eye that I picked up on, which said, \"Dude, we're friends. I'm doing this for appearances. I am the big boss now. And I have to seem like an ogre. But you know me and you trust me. And we like each other. And we'll always be friends. And I would never take you for granted in a million years. And I miss you, man. And I love you.\" His words.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14385,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity represents a floor to ceiling streamlining of our business model. The center piece of the campaign is a new business-to-business website interface that will allow us to compete directly with big box chains.","text_w_direction":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity represents a floor to ceiling streamlining of our business model. The center piece of the campaign is a new business-to-business website interface that will allow us to compete directly with big box chains.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14386,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Wait a second. Last time I checked, Dunder Mifflin already has a website. And quite frankly, I'm not really sure what's wrong with it.","text_w_direction":"Wait a second. Last time I checked, Dunder Mifflin already has a website. And quite frankly, I'm not really sure what's wrong with it. [Jim at his desk, showing the Dunder Mifflin website reading \"Under Construction. Coming Christmas 2002!\"]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14387,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"This is a massive overhaul. We're getting younger. Sleeker. And more agile so that we adapt to the market place. All essential personnel will be issued Blackberries for company use.","text_w_direction":"This is a massive overhaul. We're getting younger. Sleeker. And more agile so that we adapt to the market place. All essential personnel will be issued Blackberries for company use.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14388,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"OOhh. Gimmme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.","text_w_direction":"OOhh. Gimmme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14389,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"I'll stick around to help you set them up afterwards. Any questions? Dwight?","text_w_direction":"I'll stick around to help you set them up afterwards. Any questions? Dwight?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14390,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"What if we don't want to use a Blackberry because they are stupid and pointless?","text_w_direction":"What if we don't want to use a Blackberry because they are stupid and pointless?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14391,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"This is company-wide, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"This is company-wide, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14392,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Got it.","text_w_direction":"Got it. [Andy's hand goes up]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14393,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Andy.","text_w_direction":"Andy.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14394,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"We should call it Dunder Mifflinfinity. You know, push the words together?","text_w_direction":"We should call it Dunder Mifflinfinity. You know, push the words together?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14395,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Any other questions? Kelly Kapoor.","text_w_direction":"Any other questions? [Kelly's hand goes up] Kelly Kapoor.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14396,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"Can we speak privately about our relationship?","text_w_direction":"Can we speak privately about our relationship?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14397,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Thank you everybody.","text_w_direction":"Thank you everybody.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14398,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Ryan Howard everybody. Good job.","text_w_direction":"Ryan Howard everybody. [starts clapping] Good job. [everyone gets up to leave]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14399,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Creed","text":"That's some fun stuff. When does the website go up?","text_w_direction":"That's some fun stuff. When does the website go up?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14400,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"As fast as possible. We want to start retraining people A.S.A.P., so we can hit the ground running with a new system.","text_w_direction":"As fast as possible. We want to start retraining people A.S.A.P., so we can hit the ground running with a new system.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14401,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Creed","text":"Cool beans.","text_w_direction":"Cool beans.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14402,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Creed","text":"We're screwed.","text_w_direction":"We're screwed.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14403,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Who is?","text_w_direction":"Who is?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14404,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Creed","text":"Us? You and me. The old timers.","text_w_direction":"Us? You and me. The old timers.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14405,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I am not old. You are old. You are like a hundred.","text_w_direction":"I am not old. You are old. You are like a hundred.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14406,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Creed","text":"You're over 40, that's the cut off. Are you listening to what he's saying? Re-training. New system. Youth. I'm telling you this kid is the grim reaper. You deal with this or you, me, Sammy, Phyllis, the chick you hit with the car, we're goners.","text_w_direction":"You're over 40, that's the cut off. Are you listening to what he's saying? Re-training. New system. Youth. I'm telling you this kid is the grim reaper. You deal with this or you, me, Sammy, Phyllis, the chick you hit with the car, we're goners.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14407,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Swore I wouldn't tell anyone this, but in the interest of revealing secrets. Oh my God, this will make your brain explode. Umm, Dwight and Angela dating. Have been for six months.","text_w_direction":"Swore I wouldn't tell anyone this, but in the interest of revealing secrets. Oh my God, this will make your brain explode. Umm, Dwight and Angela dating. Have been for six months.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14408,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"No..","text_w_direction":"No.. [in awe]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14409,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Swear to God.. Aww this is great. I was actually gonna wait and tell you on your birthday, but this is much more fun.","text_w_direction":"Swear to God. [Pam shakes her head]. Aww this is great. I was actually gonna wait and tell you on your birthday, but this is much more fun.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14410,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"No, they have been dating for like two years. Since before your barbeque.","text_w_direction":"No, they have been dating for like two years. [Jim in shock] Since before your barbeque.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14411,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Wait. What? You knew? And you didn't say anything?","text_w_direction":"Wait. What? [Pam nods her head] You knew? And you didn't say anything?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14412,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"You didn't say anything to me?","text_w_direction":"You didn't say anything to me?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14413,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Fair enough. Wow! We should have started dating like a long time ago.","text_w_direction":"Fair enough. Wow! We should have started dating like a long time ago.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14414,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Can you believe that...","text_w_direction":"Can you believe that...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14415,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"Sorry, I didn't know you guys were in here.","text_w_direction":"Sorry, I didn't know you guys were in here.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14416,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Oh no, we're just sitting here.","text_w_direction":"Oh no, we're just sitting here.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14417,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"I couldn't see your hands. Hey Pam, by the way, it's great that you're dating. But when a new client calls, you just have to randomly assign them to a sales person. You can't base who gets new clients on who you're sleeping with that week, OK?","text_w_direction":"I couldn't see your hands. [Jim shakes his hands] Hey Pam, by the way, it's great that you're dating. But when a new client calls, you just have to randomly assign them to a sales person. You can't base who gets new clients on who you're sleeping with that week, OK?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14418,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14419,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14420,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14421,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"And... that is why we waited so long to tell people.","text_w_direction":"And... that is why we waited so long to tell people.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14422,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"OK, what's up?","text_w_direction":"OK, what's up?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14423,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, kay. I was just... After the presentation, just wanted to make sure, that vis-a-vie, that everything in the office is business as usual?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, kay. I was just... After the presentation, just wanted to make sure, that vis-a-vie, that everything in the office is business as usual?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14424,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Well it is business, but not as usual.","text_w_direction":"Well it is business, but not as usual.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14425,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, I know I understand... we're making great strides and we're updating, but business as usual, no?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I know I understand... we're making great strides and we're updating, but business as usual, no?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14426,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"No. We're throwing out the entire playbook, we're starting from scratch, we're implementing a brand new system.","text_w_direction":"No. [shaking head] We're throwing out the entire playbook, we're starting from scratch, we're implementing a brand new system.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14427,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Good, so, we're on the same page?","text_w_direction":"Good, so, we're on the same page?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14428,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"No. We're not. Michael, I know exactly how much time and man power are wasted in this branch. This company is getting younger, faster, more efficient. You need to prepare yourself.","text_w_direction":"No. We're not. Michael, I know exactly how much time and man power are wasted in this branch. This company is getting younger, faster, more efficient. You need to prepare yourself.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14429,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"We had a foreign exchange student live with us when I was young. And we called him my brother. And that's who I thought he was. Um, then he went home to what is now formerly Yugoslavia, taking all of my blue jeans with him. And I had to spend the entire winter in shorts. That is what Ryan is like. A fake brother who steals your jeans.","text_w_direction":"We had a foreign exchange student live with us when I was young. And we called him my brother. And that's who I thought he was. Um, then he went home to what is now formerly Yugoslavia, taking all of my blue jeans with him. And I had to spend the entire winter in shorts. That is what Ryan is like. A fake brother who steals your jeans.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14430,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"So, how are you?","text_w_direction":"So, how are you?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14431,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"Awesome. I am dating a lot of guys.","text_w_direction":"Awesome. I am dating a lot of guys.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14432,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Good.","text_w_direction":"Good.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14433,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"A lot. Black guys mostly.","text_w_direction":"A lot. Black guys mostly.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14434,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Kelly...","text_w_direction":"Kelly...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14435,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"What?!","text_w_direction":"What?!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14436,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"Wait, uh, how do you touch just one of these buttons at a time?","text_w_direction":"Wait, uh, how do you touch just one of these buttons at a time?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14437,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Stanley","text":"I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14438,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"Did you even try?","text_w_direction":"Did you even try?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14439,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Stanley","text":"If the kid wants to set mine up, I'll let him.","text_w_direction":"If the kid wants to set mine up, I'll let him.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14440,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"I can't see half of the things.","text_w_direction":"I can't see half of the things. [adjusts glasses]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14441,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Stanley","text":"It's too little. Use the phone.","text_w_direction":"It's too little. Use the phone.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14442,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"I want you to tell me that you care about me. That is what I want.","text_w_direction":"I want you to tell me that you care about me. That is what I want.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14443,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Kelly, I'm your boss now, OK? You can't keep talking to me like I'm your boyfriend.","text_w_direction":"Kelly, I'm your boss now, OK? You can't keep talking to me like I'm your boyfriend.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14444,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh big strong man, fancy new whatever. I don't think you ever cared about me.","text_w_direction":"Oh big strong man, fancy new whatever. I don't think you ever cared about me.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14445,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"I never cared about you? Six months ago Karen Filipelli sent me an email. Asked me out. I said no, because I was committed to our relationship.","text_w_direction":"I never cared about you? Six months ago Karen Filipelli sent me an email. Asked me out. I said no, because I was committed to our relationship.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14446,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"Well, I hope you're still committed because I'm pregnant.","text_w_direction":"Well, I hope you're still committed because I'm pregnant.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14447,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"","text_w_direction":"[shaking head]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14448,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"And guess what buddy, I am keeping it.","text_w_direction":"And guess what buddy, [points at Ryan] I am keeping it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14449,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"OK. OK.","text_w_direction":"OK. OK.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14450,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"Do you feel prepared to help me raise a baby?","text_w_direction":"Do you feel prepared to help me raise a baby?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14451,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"I can... I can't talk about this right now, OK? After work, we'll go out to dinner, we'll talk about it then, OK?","text_w_direction":"I can... I can't talk about this right now, OK? After work, we'll go out to dinner, we'll talk about it then, OK?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14452,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"We have a date!","text_w_direction":"We have a date!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14453,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14454,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Hello, Dwight. I've been thinking about things and I wanted to know if you would have dinner with me tonight?","text_w_direction":"Hello, Dwight. I've been thinking about things and I wanted to know if you would have dinner with me tonight?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14455,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14456,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14457,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"I'll make a reservation. No, no. Let me cook for you. Cauliflower and noodles. Baked potato on the side.","text_w_direction":"I'll make a reservation. No, no. Let me cook for you. Cauliflower and noodles. Baked potato on the side.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14458,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"I would prefer a public place. See you after work.","text_w_direction":"I would prefer a public place. See you after work.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14459,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Hi, Pam.","text_w_direction":"Hi, Pam.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14460,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14461,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Is Michael in?","text_w_direction":"Is Michael in?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14462,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"In his office. You can go right in.","text_w_direction":"In his office. You can go right in.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14463,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"[to Ryan] Hey.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14464,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Jan.","text_w_direction":"Jan.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14465,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Ryan. Ryan. Ryan, Ryan.","text_w_direction":"Ryan. Ryan. Ryan, Ryan.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14466,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"So elephant in the room, I have your old job.","text_w_direction":"So elephant in the room, I have your old job.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14467,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Well, not exactly my job... I had a different title.","text_w_direction":"Well, not exactly my job... I had a different title.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14468,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Oh well, excuse me, same office, same responsibilities.","text_w_direction":"Oh well, excuse me, same office, same responsibilities.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14469,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Different salary. You'll get there, don't worry.","text_w_direction":"Different salary. [laughs] You'll get there, don't worry.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14470,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Well... you look great.","text_w_direction":"Well... you look great.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14471,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Thank you, thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, thank you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14472,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Scranton suits you.","text_w_direction":"Scranton suits you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14473,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Best decision I ever made.","text_w_direction":"Best decision I ever made.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14474,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"You were let go.","text_w_direction":"You were let go.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14475,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"You know what? I love the beard. Keep it forever.","text_w_direction":"You know what? I love the beard. Keep it forever. [goes into Michael's office]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14476,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14477,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14478,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, what is the actual deal with these things in terms of testicles?","text_w_direction":"[holds up Blackberry] Hey, what is the actual deal with these things in terms of testicles?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14479,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14480,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I don't want to grow weird sperm in case we ever want to have kids.","text_w_direction":"I don't want to grow weird sperm in case we ever want to have kids.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14481,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"So, what's Ryan doing here?","text_w_direction":"So, what's Ryan doing here?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14482,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, I dunno, they're launching a big new business plan. New website, blah blah blah. He's being a real twerp about it, so, it's all about youth, and agility and streamlining and trying to squeeze out the older people.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I dunno, they're launching a big new business plan. New website, blah blah blah. He's being a real twerp about it, so, it's all about youth, and agility and streamlining and trying to squeeze out the older people.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14483,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"He's such a snake.","text_w_direction":"He's such a snake.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14484,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Well...","text_w_direction":"Well...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14485,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"I hope he's gets hit with an ageism suit.","text_w_direction":"I hope he's gets hit with an ageism suit.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14486,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"What is that... word?","text_w_direction":"What is that... word?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14487,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Ageism? Companies they can't discriminate against people due to old age. Like a couple years ago we tried to force out some of the older branch managers with a mandatory retirement age and then Ed Truck, your old boss, threatened us with a lawsuit, so we had to back off.","text_w_direction":"Ageism? Companies they can't discriminate against people due to old age. Like a couple years ago we tried to force out some of the older branch managers with a mandatory retirement age and then Ed Truck, your old boss, threatened us with a lawsuit, so we had to back off.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14488,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"So older people have just as many rights as younger people?","text_w_direction":"So older people have just as many rights as younger people?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14489,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jan","text":"Yes, Michael, they do.","text_w_direction":"Yes, Michael, they do.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14490,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"Creed?","text_w_direction":"Creed?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14491,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Creed","text":"Yes, sir.","text_w_direction":"Yes, sir.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14492,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"Everything OK?","text_w_direction":"Everything OK? [Creed has made his hair jet black]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14493,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Creed","text":"Everything's cool, dude.","text_w_direction":"Everything's cool, dude.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14494,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Creed","text":"I'm thirty. Well, in November I'll be thirty.","text_w_direction":"I'm thirty. Well, in November I'll be thirty.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14495,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Is there another meeting scheduled, I was gonna do the Blackberry tutorial in here.","text_w_direction":"Is there another meeting scheduled, I was gonna do the Blackberry tutorial in here.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14496,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Michael told us to wait in here. We don't know why.","text_w_direction":"Michael told us to wait in here. We don't know why.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14497,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Ohh... man.","text_w_direction":"[notices pictures on the wall] Ohh... man.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14498,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Good, we're all here, we can get started.","text_w_direction":"Good, we're all here, we can get started.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14499,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14500,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Have a seat.","text_w_direction":"Have a seat.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14501,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"We're not doing this today.","text_w_direction":"We're not doing this today.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14502,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Have a seat. Like everybody else.","text_w_direction":"Have a seat. Like everybody else.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14503,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"OK. This is...","text_w_direction":"OK. This is...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14504,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Still my office, Ryan. Well, there has been a lot of talk about new ideas today. Well, new ideas are fine, but they are also... illegal, because they are a form of ageism. What? Yes, I am right. Did you know that the Age Discrimination and Employment Act of 1967 prohibits employment discrimination based on age with respect to employees 40 years of age or older? I did.","text_w_direction":"Still my office, Ryan. [Ryan sits down] Well, there has been a lot of talk about new ideas today. Well, new ideas are fine, but they are also... illegal, because they are a form of ageism. What? Yes, I am right. Did you know that the Age Discrimination and Employment Act of 1967 prohibits employment discrimination based on age with respect to employees 40 years of age or older? I did.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14505,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"Technically, he's right.","text_w_direction":"Technically, he's right.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14506,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, shut up Toby. Look, why do we as a society hate old people so much?","text_w_direction":"Hey, shut up Toby. Look, why do we as a society hate old people so much?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14507,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Creed","text":"Because they're lame.","text_w_direction":"Because they're lame.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14508,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No, Creed, no they are not. In fact, many cultures revere old people because of their storytelling ability. Like the old lady from Titanic. Or the funny things that they can do, like \"where's the Beef?\" Yeah.","text_w_direction":"No, Creed, no they are not. In fact, many cultures revere old people because of their storytelling ability. Like the old lady from Titanic. [points to her picture on the wall] Or the funny things that they can do, like \"where's the Beef?\" [points to another picture on wall] [Jim raises his hand] Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14509,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Why do you have the Big picture up again? You used that already, when you burned your foot.","text_w_direction":"Why do you have the Big picture up again? You used that already, when you burned your foot.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14510,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Reusing the Ben Kingsley, too.","text_w_direction":"Reusing the Ben Kingsley, too.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14511,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I was going to put up some new pictures, but umm, all of the ink in the printer was gone.","text_w_direction":"I was going to put up some new pictures, but umm, all of the ink in the printer was gone.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14512,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh. [man enters conference room]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14513,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Robert Dunder","text":"Michael Scott?","text_w_direction":"Michael Scott?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14514,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"That is me. Come on in. Who is this old fart? Did you just stagger off the street? Out of a box or something? Who's this worthless bag of bones? Well, this guy is none other than one of the founders of Dunder Mifflin, Mr. Robert Dunder. Huh?","text_w_direction":"[puts hand up] That is me. Come on in. [They shake hands] Who is this old fart? Did you just stagger off the street? Out of a box or something? Who's this worthless bag of bones? Well, this guy is none other than one of the founders of Dunder Mifflin, Mr. Robert Dunder. Huh? [starts clapping, others join in]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14515,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, yeah. Yes!","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah. Yes!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14516,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Robert Dunder","text":"Thank you everyone.","text_w_direction":"Thank you everyone.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14517,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Michael, can I talk to you a second?","text_w_direction":"Michael, [gets up] can I talk to you a second?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14518,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Sure thing. 'Scuse me.","text_w_direction":"Sure thing. [both go out of conference room] 'Scuse me. [closes door]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14519,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"We have actual work to do.","text_w_direction":"We have actual work to do.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14520,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Fine. Then I will call David Wallace and you can explain to him why you threw the founder of the company out on his ancient butt.","text_w_direction":"Fine. Then I will call David Wallace and you can explain to him why you threw the founder of the company out on his ancient butt. [they glare at each other]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14521,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Bob, how old are you?","text_w_direction":"Bob, how old are you?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14522,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Robert Dunder","text":"I'm 87.","text_w_direction":"I'm 87.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14523,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Eighty-seven years young. And still active. That is great. Did you know, that Bob is still a member of the Board of Dunder Mifflin?","text_w_direction":"Eighty-seven years young. And still active. That is great. Did you know, that Bob is still a member of the Board of Dunder Mifflin?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14524,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Robert Dunder","text":"Well, I, I, I haven't been to a board meeting in years. I, I send a proxy.","text_w_direction":"Well, I, I, I haven't been to a board meeting in years. I, I send a proxy.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14525,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Ah, still sends his own proxy. Good for you.","text_w_direction":"Ah, still sends his own proxy. Good for you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14526,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm gonna live for a very long time. My grandma Schrute lived to be 101. My grandpa Manheim is 103, and still puttering around in Argentina. I tried to go visit him once, but my travel visa was protested by the Shoah Foundation.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna live for a very long time. My grandma Schrute lived to be 101. My grandpa Manheim is 103, and still puttering around in Argentina. I tried to go visit him once, but my travel visa was protested by the Shoah Foundation.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14527,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Robert Dunder","text":"I started this company in 1949.","text_w_direction":"I started this company in 1949.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14528,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14529,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Robert Dunder","text":"Back then, it was an uh, an industrial supplier of metal brackets mostly for, for construction.","text_w_direction":"Back then, it was an uh, an industrial supplier of metal brackets mostly for, for construction.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14530,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, boy.","text_w_direction":"Oh, boy.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14531,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Robert Dunder","text":"And then Mifflin, of course he killed himself later... Uh, but I knew Mifflin through the Rotary Club.","text_w_direction":"And then Mifflin, of course he killed himself later... Uh, but I knew Mifflin through the Rotary Club.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14532,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14533,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Robert Dunder","text":"And he was, he was at dinner with Beverly and her husband, wha-what was his name, umm... uhh... Jerry.. Jerry Trupiano from, from South Jersey and he was tall. Both he and Mifflin were tall guys.","text_w_direction":"And he was, he was [starts laughing] at dinner with Beverly and her husband, wha-what was his name, umm... uhh... Jerry.. Jerry Trupiano from, from South Jersey and he was tall. Both he and Mifflin were tall guys.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14534,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14535,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Robert Dunder","text":"And...","text_w_direction":"And...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14536,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"That's great. Thank you for coming in. Robert Dunder everybody. Thank you. That was wonderful. Do you have a ride?","text_w_direction":"That's great. Thank you for coming in. [starts ushering him out] Robert Dunder everybody. [clapping] Thank you. That was wonderful. Do you have a ride?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14537,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Robert Dunder","text":"Well I, I, I came here in a cab.","text_w_direction":"Well I, I, I came here in a cab.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14538,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Perfect.","text_w_direction":"Perfect. [starts closing the door]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14539,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Robert Dunder","text":"Well, cou, could you get me another...","text_w_direction":"Well, cou, could you get me another... [Michael closes door]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14540,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Inspirational. What have we learned? Well, we have learned that you can't teach an old dog new tricks, because it's illegal, and you will go to jail.","text_w_direction":"Inspirational. What have we learned? Well, we have learned that you can't teach an old dog new tricks, because it's illegal, and you will go to jail. [Pam raises hand]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14541,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"I think that I should help him get home.","text_w_direction":"I think that I should help him get home.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14542,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No, No. Don't help him. He doesn't need help, Pam. What a nice guy.","text_w_direction":"No, No. Don't help him. He doesn't need help, Pam. [Jim nods head and Pam gets up and leaves to help Robert Dunder, Michael shows Robert thumbs up] What a nice guy.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14543,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Good night guys.","text_w_direction":"Good night guys. [staff leaves the office]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14544,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Well, today was a fantastic waste of time.","text_w_direction":"Well, today was a fantastic waste of time.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14545,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I disagree, I think it was very valuable.","text_w_direction":"I disagree, I think it was very valuable.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14546,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Michael, technology helps business OK? You should not resist it, this is the way the world is moving.","text_w_direction":"Michael, technology helps business OK? You should not resist it, this is the way the world is moving.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14547,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I happen to think the old ways of doing business are better. And I can prove it.","text_w_direction":"I happen to think the old ways of doing business are better. And I can prove it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14548,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Ok. I look forward to hearing your ideas. Where do you wanna go?","text_w_direction":"Ok. I look forward to hearing your ideas. [Michael retreats back to office] [to Kelly] Where do you wanna go?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14549,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"You know, some place romantic and expensive.","text_w_direction":"You know, some place romantic and expensive.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14550,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Kelly, come on.","text_w_direction":"Kelly, come on.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14551,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"You know what, you're right. I'm feeling kind of nauseous anyway. So, you know skip it.","text_w_direction":"You know what, you're right. I'm feeling kind of nauseous anyway. So, you know skip it. [Ryan hesitates and takes her hand and they exit]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14552,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Are you enjoying your vegetarian noodles?","text_w_direction":"Are you enjoying your vegetarian noodles?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14553,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Very much. How's your meat?","text_w_direction":"Very much. How's your meat?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14554,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Dry. Delicious.","text_w_direction":"Dry. Delicious.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14555,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"I heard a joke today.","text_w_direction":"I heard a joke today.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14556,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, that's funny.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that's funny.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14557,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Yes, it was.","text_w_direction":"Yes, it was.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14558,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Are you enjoying your mineral water?","text_w_direction":"Are you enjoying your mineral water?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14559,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"I can't do this. I can't be with you. Every time I look in your eyes I see Sprinkles' stiff lifeless body.","text_w_direction":"I can't do this. I can't be with you. Every time I look in your eyes I see Sprinkles' stiff lifeless body.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14560,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Then don't look in my eyes. Look right here, it's an old sales trick.","text_w_direction":"Then don't look in my eyes. Look right here [points to middle of forehead above the eyes], it's an old sales trick.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14561,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"I'm sorry. I gave this everything I could.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry. I gave this everything I could.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14562,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"No, please don't do this, monkey.","text_w_direction":"No, please don't do this, monkey.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14563,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"I will leave your toothbrush on top of your tire tomorrow morning.","text_w_direction":"I will leave your toothbrush on top of your tire tomorrow morning. [gets up and leaves restaurant]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14564,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"Hey guys. This is my, uh, girlfriend, Amy.","text_w_direction":"Hey guys. This is my, uh, girlfriend, Amy.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14565,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14566,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, Amy. How ya doing?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Amy. How ya doing?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14567,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Nice to meet you.","text_w_direction":"Nice to meet you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14568,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Nice to meet you.","text_w_direction":"[under his breath] Nice to meet you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14569,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"This is everybody else... okay... This is the place... so thanks for the lift.","text_w_direction":"[gesturing to the rest of the office] This is everybody else... okay... This is the place... so thanks for the lift.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14570,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Amy","text":"Yeah, sure. I'll, uh, I'll see you tonight, right?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, sure. I'll, uh, I'll see you tonight, right?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14571,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"Absolutely.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely. [Toby kisses Amy for an extended period of time, Pam and Jim are shocked]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14572,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Amy","text":"Whoa. Easy tiger.","text_w_direction":"Whoa. Easy tiger.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14573,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"I just really like you.","text_w_direction":"I just really like you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14574,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Amy","text":"Okay. Bye guys. Nice to meet you.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Bye guys. Nice to meet you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14575,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"Have a great day!","text_w_direction":"Have a great day!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14576,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Whoa, Toby. Watch out. You're going to violate your own PDA memo.","text_w_direction":"Whoa, Toby. Watch out. You're going to violate your own PDA memo.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14577,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Toby","text":"I wouldn't want to do that now would I?","text_w_direction":"I wouldn't want to do that now would I?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14578,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Smell that. Do you smell that?","text_w_direction":"Smell that. Do you smell that?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14579,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Dry rot?","text_w_direction":"Dry rot?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14580,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No, Dwight. That smells like good business to me. What I have done here is I have collected all the finest gourmet items that Scranton has to offer.","text_w_direction":"No, Dwight. That smells like good business to me. What I have done here is I have collected all the finest gourmet items that Scranton has to offer.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14581,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Mmhmm, sweet, chocolate turtles.","text_w_direction":"Mmhmm, sweet, chocolate turtles.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14582,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, no! No, those are for our clients. Actually, our exclients. I'll explain, later.","text_w_direction":"Yes, no! No, those are for our clients. Actually, our exclients. I'll explain, later.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14583,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Ryan wants everything in our company to be about emails and IM's, but I think he's forgetting about the original instant message. Letters attatched to baskets of food.","text_w_direction":"Ryan wants everything in our company to be about emails and IM's, but I think he's forgetting about the original instant message. Letters attatched to baskets of food.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14584,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Excuse me, Angela. Michael asked me to turn in these reciepts for these gift basket items.","text_w_direction":"Excuse me, Angela. Michael asked me to turn in these reciepts for these gift basket items.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14585,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14586,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"You're welcome.","text_w_direction":"You're welcome.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14587,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Is that all?","text_w_direction":"Is that all?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14588,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes... I miss you.","text_w_direction":"Yes... [whispers] I miss you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14589,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Elevators.","text_w_direction":"Elevators.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14590,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Dwight, you have to listen to me! We are not seeing each other anymore! Can you accept that?","text_w_direction":"Dwight, you have to listen to me! We are not seeing each other anymore! Can you accept that?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14591,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Fine. Then I just want to be friends.","text_w_direction":"Fine. [sighs] Then I just want to be friends.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14592,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"Good.","text_w_direction":"Good.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14593,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Plus a little extra. Also, I love you.","text_w_direction":"Plus a little extra. Also, I love you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14594,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Angela","text":"","text_w_direction":"[walks away]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14595,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"I don't understand what the big deal is.","text_w_direction":"I don't understand what the big deal is.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14596,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"You don't?","text_w_direction":"You don't?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14597,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14598,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"You lied about being pregnant.","text_w_direction":"You lied about being pregnant.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14599,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"Right, so?","text_w_direction":"Right, so?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14600,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"You really don't understand why that might make me kind of angry?","text_w_direction":"You really don't understand why that might make me kind of angry?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14601,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14602,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"We're never getting back together.","text_w_direction":"We're never getting back together.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14603,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kelly","text":"Why not?","text_w_direction":"Why not?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14604,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14605,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14606,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Alright I just have to ask now that we're public, um, is the magic gone?","text_w_direction":"Alright I just have to ask now that we're public, um, is the magic gone?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14607,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"It's funny you bring that up because yes it is.","text_w_direction":"It's funny you bring that up because yes it is.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14608,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"I knew it. Oh man, just like that huh?","text_w_direction":"I knew it. Oh man, just like that huh?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14609,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"I think... I mean, I don't know what it is but...","text_w_direction":"I think... I mean, I don't know what it is but...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14610,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Be honest.","text_w_direction":"Be honest.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14611,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"I now find you repulsive.","text_w_direction":"I now find you repulsive.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14612,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"That's honest. Alright, fair enough. It was really fun while it lasted though, wasn't it?","text_w_direction":"That's honest. [sighs] Alright, fair enough. It was really fun while it lasted though, wasn't it?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14613,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Eh...","text_w_direction":"Eh...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14614,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"For me, it was.","text_w_direction":"For me, it was.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14615,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14616,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14617,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Hey boss, I didn't know you were coming in today.","text_w_direction":"Hey boss, I didn't know you were coming in today.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14618,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"What's, uh, going on here?","text_w_direction":"What's, uh, going on here?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14619,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I am glad that you asked, listen up everybody. In the last year, we have lost seven clients to the big chains. These gift baskets are our ticket back into their lives. We are going to show up at these businesses unannounced, and we are going to win them back.","text_w_direction":"I am glad that you asked, listen up everybody. In the last year, we have lost seven clients to the big chains. These gift baskets are our ticket back into their lives. We are going to show up at these businesses unannounced, and we are going to win them back.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14620,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"With gift baskets.","text_w_direction":"With gift baskets.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14621,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"With peanut brittle, with macadamia nut cookies, with chocolate turtles, with raspberry jam and a little bit of fat and salt because you know what? That's what people like.","text_w_direction":"With peanut brittle, with macadamia nut cookies, with chocolate turtles, with raspberry jam and a little bit of fat and salt because you know what? That's what people like.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14622,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Ever since I was a kid people have been telling me I can't do things. \"You can't be on the team\", \"You can't move on to second grade\". Well, now they're telling me that I can't win back clients using old fashioned business methods. We'll see about that. And FYI, I eventually aced second grade, and I was the biggest kid in class.","text_w_direction":"Ever since I was a kid people have been telling me I can't do things. \"You can't be on the team\", \"You can't move on to second grade\". Well, now they're telling me that I can't win back clients using old fashioned business methods. [shakes head] We'll see about that. And FYI, I eventually aced second grade, and I was the biggest kid in class.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14623,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"OK. We're gonna split up into teams. Jim, Phyllis. Stanley, Dwight. Me Andy.","text_w_direction":"OK. We're gonna split up into teams. Jim, Phyllis. Stanley, Dwight. Me Andy.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14624,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Stanley","text":"I'm not driving with him.","text_w_direction":"I'm not driving with him. [points at Dwight]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14625,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"I'll go with you Stanley.","text_w_direction":"I'll go with you Stanley.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14626,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Stanley","text":"Or him.","text_w_direction":"Or him.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14627,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Why don't we just go by ourselves?","text_w_direction":"Why don't we just go by ourselves?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14628,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Why don't we just go as teams to demonstrate our teamsmanship?","text_w_direction":"Why don't we just go as teams to demonstrate our teamsmanship?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14629,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14630,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yes?","text_w_direction":"Yes?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14631,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"This is stupid.","text_w_direction":"This is stupid.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14632,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"OK, that's not helpful Phyllis.","text_w_direction":"OK, that's not helpful Phyllis.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14633,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"How is giving people gift baskets going to get our clients back?","text_w_direction":"How is giving people gift baskets going to get our clients back?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14634,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Gift baskets are amazing, Phyllis. Gift baskets are... the essence of class and fanciness. They are the ultimate present that a person can recieve.","text_w_direction":"Gift baskets are amazing, Phyllis. Gift baskets are... the essence of class and fanciness. They are the ultimate present that a person can recieve.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14635,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"What about cash? With cash you can buy anything you want, including a gift basket, so... it's kind of the best gift ever.","text_w_direction":"What about cash? With cash you can buy anything you want, including a gift basket, so... it's kind of the best gift ever.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14636,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"What about a gift basket full of cash?","text_w_direction":"What about a gift basket full of cash?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14637,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Yes! Cash basket! Nice work Tuna.","text_w_direction":"Yes! Cash basket! Nice work Tuna.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14638,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Fine, I'm just going to go by myself, and I am going to win them back by myself because this is important to me.","text_w_direction":"Fine, I'm just going to go by myself, and I am going to win them back by myself because this is important to me. [walks toward the door]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14639,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael, wait. Let me go.","text_w_direction":"Michael, wait. Let me go.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14640,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No, this is my quest.","text_w_direction":"No, this is my quest.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14641,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Please, let me go. I need to win those clients back. Please.","text_w_direction":"Please, let me go. I need to win those clients back. [camera moves around and zooms in at Angela's face] Please.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14642,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Fine. Then God speed. To both of us.","text_w_direction":"Fine. Then God speed. To both of us.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14643,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Good luck Michael.","text_w_direction":"Good luck Michael.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14644,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"We don't need luck.","text_w_direction":"We don't need luck.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14645,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14646,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"But thank you, that was really nice of you to say.","text_w_direction":"But thank you, that was really nice of you to say.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14647,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14648,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Business to business. The old fasioned way. No Blackberrys, no websites. I would like to see a website deliver baskets of food to people.","text_w_direction":"Business to business. The old fasioned way. No Blackberrys, no websites. I would like to see a website deliver baskets of food to people.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14649,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Yes, I understand that David. I just felt that if we were to downsize Kelly and then outsource customer service to India which a lot of companies... Yeah, no, yes Kelly is Indian... I understand that's confusing.","text_w_direction":"[speaking on the phone] Yes, I understand that David. I just felt that if we were to downsize Kelly and then outsource customer service to India which a lot of companies... Yeah, no, yes Kelly is Indian... I understand that's confusing.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14650,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Creed","text":"Hey brah, I've been meaning to ask you, can we get some Red Bull for these things? Sometimes a guy's gotta ride the bull, am I right? Later skater.","text_w_direction":"[looks at vending machine] Hey brah, I've been meaning to ask you, can we get some Red Bull for these things? Sometimes a guy's gotta ride the bull, am I right? Later skater.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14651,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Sweet ride, American made. What happened to the Sebring?","text_w_direction":"[in Michael's car] Sweet ride, American made. What happened to the Sebring?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14652,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"It is in the body shop. Had to have the dent taken out of the hood where I hit Meredith.","text_w_direction":"It is in the body shop. Had to have the dent taken out of the hood where I hit Meredith.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14653,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Ah, that's a pain in the ass.","text_w_direction":"Ah, that's a pain in the ass.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14654,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I know. So who's next?","text_w_direction":"I know. So who's next?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14655,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Larry Myers. Left us six months ago for Office Depot.","text_w_direction":"Larry Myers. Left us six months ago for Office Depot.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14656,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"GPS","text":"Proceed to the highlighted route, then route guidence will begin.","text_w_direction":"Proceed to the highlighted route, then route guidence will begin.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14657,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Why do you use that thing? Let's them know where you are at all times.","text_w_direction":"Why do you use that thing? Let's them know where you are at all times.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14658,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Who?","text_w_direction":"Who?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14659,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"The government, spy satellites, private detectives... exgirlfriends.","text_w_direction":"The government, spy satellites, private detectives... exgirlfriends. [sobs and then starts to cry]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14660,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Next night, I'm out, at a bar, 2 AM, I figure I'll get a sandwich because you can get a sandwich any time of the night. I run into Vince Vaughn.","text_w_direction":"Next night, I'm out, at a bar, 2 AM, I figure I'll get a sandwich because you can get a sandwich any time of the night. [claps hands] I run into Vince Vaughn.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14661,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"No way!","text_w_direction":"No way!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14662,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Literally.","text_w_direction":"Literally.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14663,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Dude, you are so money, but you don't even know it, but you do.","text_w_direction":"Dude, you are so money, but you don't even know it, but you do.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14664,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"... Later guys.","text_w_direction":"... Later guys.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14665,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah, later dude.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, later dude.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14666,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Later man.","text_w_direction":"Later man.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14667,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, Jim! How awesome is Ryan now?","text_w_direction":"Oh, Jim! How awesome is Ryan now?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14668,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, he's definitely something.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, he's definitely something.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14669,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"What does that mean?","text_w_direction":"What does that mean?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14670,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"That whole lifestyle, his whole vibe, you find that appealing?","text_w_direction":"That whole lifestyle, his whole vibe, you find that appealing?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14671,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"Ha! Tuna... Tuna Tuna Tuna.","text_w_direction":"Ha! Tuna... [inhales deeply] Tuna Tuna Tuna.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14672,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Tuna Tuna Tuna.","text_w_direction":"Tuna Tuna Tuna.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14673,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"He has a killer job, he's rich, he smells like what I think Pierce Brosnan probably smells like, he wears really cool rich guy clothes.","text_w_direction":"He has a killer job, he's rich, he smells like what I think Pierce Brosnan probably smells like, he wears really cool rich guy clothes.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14674,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"And he can get any girl that he wants.","text_w_direction":"And he can get any girl that he wants.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14675,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Andy","text":"So, sorry Tuna but if you don't know why that's awesome... then... you need awesome lessons.","text_w_direction":"So, sorry Tuna but if you don't know why that's awesome... then... you need awesome lessons.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14676,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Kevin","text":"Tuna. Check you later.","text_w_direction":"Tuna. Check you later.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14677,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Wow, those things are heavy! There's a lot of stuff in there. We have macadamia nut cookies, um, the honey mustard pretzels. Have you ever tried focaccia crisps?","text_w_direction":"[places the gift basket on top of the table] Wow, those things are heavy! There's a lot of stuff in there. We have macadamia nut cookies, um, the honey mustard pretzels. Have you ever tried focaccia crisps?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14678,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Larry Myers","text":"You know we closed our account with you right?","text_w_direction":"You know we closed our account with you right?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14679,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yes we do.","text_w_direction":"Yes we do.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14680,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Larry Myers","text":"We're with Office Depot now.","text_w_direction":"We're with Office Depot now.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14681,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes, yes we know but we just have not gotten over you.","text_w_direction":"Yes, yes we know but we just have not gotten over you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14682,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Well...","text_w_direction":"Well...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14683,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"And we are dedicated to providing you with the very best customer service, the very best personal business relationship we can if you ever decide to come back to us.","text_w_direction":"And we are dedicated to providing you with the very best customer service, the very best personal business relationship we can if you ever decide to come back to us.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14684,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Mmhmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmhmm.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14685,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Larry Myers","text":"OK. I don't think we're coming back.","text_w_direction":"OK. I don't think we're coming back.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14686,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Please, come back.","text_w_direction":"Please, come back.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14687,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"OK, you know what? Just enjoy the gift basket and remember that we provide a personal touch.","text_w_direction":"OK, you know what? Just enjoy the gift basket and remember that we provide a personal touch.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14688,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Remember what we had Larry?","text_w_direction":"Remember what we had Larry?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14689,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Larry Myers","text":"I mean, really it's about money.","text_w_direction":"I mean, really it's about money.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14690,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Well just, uh enjoy the gift basket.","text_w_direction":"Well just, uh enjoy the gift basket.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14691,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Larry Myers","text":"OK thanks.","text_w_direction":"OK thanks.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14692,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14693,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Larry Myers","text":"I mean their website is really easy to use too. That's a big deal for us.","text_w_direction":"I mean their website is really easy to use too. That's a big deal for us.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14694,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"That guy was so... how can they not know how much better we are?","text_w_direction":"[driving] That guy was so... how can they not know how much better we are?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14695,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't know. Sometimes people are just impossible and they make you miserable.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. Sometimes people are just impossible and they make you miserable.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14696,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"That is true.","text_w_direction":"That is true.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14697,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Like Angela in accounting.","text_w_direction":"Like Angela in accounting.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14698,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, she is nuts.","text_w_direction":"Yes, she is nuts.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14699,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Ugh... no, she's wonderful... at accounting. But she drives me crazy.","text_w_direction":"Ugh... no, she's wonderful... at accounting. But she drives me crazy.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14700,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"GPS","text":"Make the next right turn.","text_w_direction":"Make the next right turn.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14701,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"How do they know? How does this know where to turn? That's very impressive.","text_w_direction":"How do they know? How does this know where to turn? That's very impressive.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14702,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Hey Pam. I haven't settled on our final design logo yet for Dunder Mifflin Infinity and I know you're into graphic design. Do you want to give it a shot? Maybe try and deisgn the logo?","text_w_direction":"Hey Pam. I haven't settled on our final design logo yet for Dunder Mifflin Infinity and I know you're into graphic design. Do you want to give it a shot? Maybe try and deisgn the logo?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14703,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Uh totally.","text_w_direction":"Uh totally.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14704,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Cool, that would be great. Um, can you do a couple mock ups and I'll take a look?","text_w_direction":"Cool, that would be great. Um, can you do a couple mock ups and I'll take a look?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14705,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14706,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Thank you very much.","text_w_direction":"Thank you very much.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14707,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14708,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Cool.","text_w_direction":"Cool.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14709,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14710,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, I'm gonna do some mock ups, and then turn those into thumbnails, maybe do some... splash frames. I don't know what I'm talking about but I'm excited.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I'm gonna do some mock ups, and then turn those into thumbnails, maybe do some... splash frames. [laughs] I don't know what I'm talking about but I'm excited.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14711,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"And the last guy says \"No, hairy body\".","text_w_direction":"And the last guy says \"No, hairy body\".","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14712,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ex-client","text":"You know I have heard it before.","text_w_direction":"You know I have heard it before.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14713,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Ah, well it's still very good. I bet I know someone who hasn't heard that joke... your daughter Emily. How's she doing?","text_w_direction":"Ah, well it's still very good. I bet I know someone who hasn't heard that joke... your daughter Emily. How's she doing?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14714,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ex-client","text":"She's great, thanks for asking. Great memory.","text_w_direction":"She's great, thanks for asking. Great memory.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14715,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"She's gonna be like eleven this winter? Wow, they grow up so fast. I have a few of my own that I want some day. Listen, I don't want to take any more of your time, I know you're a very busy man. The reason we have stopped by is to drop you off this elaborate bag of goodies, and to ask you to reconsider.","text_w_direction":"She's gonna be like eleven this winter? Wow, they grow up so fast. I have a few of my own that I want some day. Listen, I don't want to take any more of your time, I know you're a very busy man. The reason we have stopped by is to drop you off this elaborate bag of goodies, and to ask you to reconsider.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14716,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ex-client","text":"Oh, OK.","text_w_direction":"Oh, OK.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14717,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"OK, OK! So you'll reconsider?","text_w_direction":"OK, OK! So you'll reconsider?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14718,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ex-client","text":"OK thanks for the goodies.","text_w_direction":"OK thanks for the goodies.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14719,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Ah... .is that all you have to say?","text_w_direction":"Ah... .is that all you have to say?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14720,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ex-client","text":"It looks delicious? I don't know.","text_w_direction":"It looks delicious? I don't know.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14721,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"You don't know?","text_w_direction":"You don't know?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14722,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Look, we want you back.","text_w_direction":"Look, we want you back.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14723,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ex-client","text":"Can you offer lower prices?","text_w_direction":"Can you offer lower prices?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14724,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Well, no.","text_w_direction":"Well, no.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14725,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ex-client","text":"Then we're not coming back.","text_w_direction":"Then we're not coming back.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14726,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"He's not coming back, it's over Michael.","text_w_direction":"He's not coming back, it's over Michael.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14727,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No it's not.","text_w_direction":"No it's not.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14728,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ex-client","text":"No he's right.","text_w_direction":"No he's right.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14729,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Accept it, why would he come back?","text_w_direction":"Accept it, why would he come back?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14730,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Why would he come back? I will tell you, Dwight. He would come back because we offer a wide selection of products and because you're definitely not getting the same sort of customer service that you get with us.","text_w_direction":"Why would he come back? I will tell you, Dwight. He would come back because we offer a wide selection of products and because you're definitely not getting the same sort of customer service that you get with us.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14731,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"That's not gonna change his mind. He's moving on. We had our chance and we killed it.","text_w_direction":"That's not gonna change his mind. He's moving on. We had our chance and we killed it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14732,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Look... we're also coming out with a website soon. It's a state of the art thing, it'll be up and running, it's gonna cut costs and it will make ordering much much easier.","text_w_direction":"Look... we're also coming out with a website soon. It's a state of the art thing, it'll be up and running, it's gonna cut costs and it will make ordering much much easier.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14733,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ex-client","text":"Oh, OK. Well when it's up, I'll check it out, and if it really cuts costs maybe we'll come back.","text_w_direction":"Oh, OK. Well when it's up, I'll check it out, and if it really cuts costs maybe we'll come back.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14734,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Great, the magic of the gift basket.","text_w_direction":"Great, the magic of the gift basket.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14735,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ex-client","text":"That I don't care about as much. Let me know when the site's up.","text_w_direction":"That I don't care about as much. Let me know when the site's up.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14736,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"OK, good. Don't let Emily have any of the cajun almonds, she's alergic.","text_w_direction":"OK, good. Don't let Emily have any of the cajun almonds, she's alergic.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14737,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"GPS","text":"Proceed straight.","text_w_direction":"Proceed straight.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14738,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Well we're O for six. Last chance is the Elmhurst country club. Other side of the lake, on the southeast side.","text_w_direction":"[in Michael's car] Well we're O for six. Last chance is the Elmhurst country club. Other side of the lake, on the southeast side.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14739,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I don't get it, I really don't get it. I thought this would work. I do everything I had at that guy and nothing.","text_w_direction":"I don't get it, I really don't get it. I thought this would work. I do everything I had at that guy and nothing.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14740,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"That's how it goes sometimes, you know? You lose everything and everything falls apart and eventually you die and no one remembers you.","text_w_direction":"That's how it goes sometimes, you know? You lose everything and everything falls apart and eventually you die and no one remembers you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14741,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"That is a very good point, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"That is a very good point, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14742,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"GPS","text":"Make a right turn.","text_w_direction":"Make a right turn.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14743,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait wait wait! No no no! It means bear right, up there.","text_w_direction":"Wait wait wait! No no no! It means bear right, up there.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14744,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"No, it said right, it said take a right.","text_w_direction":"No, it said right, it said take a right.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14745,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"No no no, look, it means go up to the right, bare right, over the bridge and hook up with 307.","text_w_direction":"No no no, look, it means go up to the right, bare right, over the bridge and hook up with 307.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14746,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Maybe it's a shortcut Dwight. It said go to the right.","text_w_direction":"Maybe it's a shortcut Dwight. It said go to the right. [turns right]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14747,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"It can't mean that! There's a lake there!","text_w_direction":"It can't mean that! There's a lake there!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14748,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"The machine knows where it is going!","text_w_direction":"The machine knows where it is going!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14749,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"This is the lake!","text_w_direction":"This is the lake!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14750,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"The machine knows--- stop yelling at me!","text_w_direction":"The machine knows--- stop yelling at me!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14751,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"No, it's--- there's no road here!","text_w_direction":"No, it's--- there's no road here! [car drives into lake]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14752,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Remain calm! I have trained for this! Okay, exit the window! Here we go! Look out for leeches! Are you okay?! Swim for it! I got you! Michael! Michael!","text_w_direction":"Remain calm! I have trained for this! [unfastens seat belt] Okay, exit the window! [Dwight and Michael exit through the window] Here we go! Look out for leeches! [swims toward Michael] Are you okay?! Swim for it! I got you! [Dwight grabs onto Michael while Michael opens the back door for the camera man] Michael! Michael!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14753,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Let go, let go of me!","text_w_direction":"Let go, let go of me!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14754,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"I got you, I got you!","text_w_direction":"I got you, I got you! [Michael and Dwight reach the ground]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14755,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"You sure you're OK?","text_w_direction":"[watching car get pulled from lake] You sure you're OK?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14756,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Fine.","text_w_direction":"Fine.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14757,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Good, that is what's most important.","text_w_direction":"Good, that is what's most important.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14758,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Did you get the rental insurance? Because that is pretty important too at a time like this.","text_w_direction":"Did you get the rental insurance? Because that is pretty important too at a time like this.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14759,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"What a disaster, this whole thing.","text_w_direction":"What a disaster, this whole thing.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14760,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"I'll call a cab.","text_w_direction":"I'll call a cab. [brings out cell phone]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14761,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"These people just don't realize what a gift basket means, they don't get it.","text_w_direction":"These people just don't realize what a gift basket means, they don't get it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14762,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Look at that, still works. Old fashioned cell phone.","text_w_direction":"Look at that, still works. Old fashioned cell phone.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14763,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"What about that last guy, Aaron? Is he a jerk. \"I don't even know if I want it. They're website is so easy\". Yeah, well, you can have your technology jackass, look where it got us.","text_w_direction":"What about that last guy, Aaron? Is he a jerk. \"I don't even know if I want it. They're website is so easy\". Yeah, well, you can have your technology jackass, look where it got us.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14764,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes, we need a cab at Lake Scranton, at the end of East Mountain Road, in the lake.","text_w_direction":"[speaking on the cell phone] Yes, we need a cab at Lake Scranton, at the end of East Mountain Road, in the lake.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14765,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Hang up. You know what we're gonna do? We're walking back. We're walking back to that office and we're gonna reclaim our gift basket!","text_w_direction":"Hang up. [Dwight hangs up] You know what we're gonna do? We're walking back. We're walking back to that office and we're gonna reclaim our gift basket!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14766,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14767,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"We're gonna take what's rightfully ours! We're gonna take a stand, Dwight! We're gonna take a stand!","text_w_direction":"We're gonna take what's rightfully ours! We're gonna take a stand, Dwight! We're gonna take a stand!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14768,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Take a stand!","text_w_direction":"Take a stand!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14769,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"So place it on the infinity thing without being obvious, you know? I'd love to do like a color version just to bring a little color to the logo.","text_w_direction":"So place it on the infinity thing without being obvious, you know? I'd love to do like a color version just to bring a little color to the logo.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14770,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"I like it a lot. It's clear and subtle at the same time. It's really good, you have a real talent for this stuff.","text_w_direction":"I like it a lot. It's clear and subtle at the same time. It's really good, you have a real talent for this stuff.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14771,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14772,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"I'd love to talk to you about it more.","text_w_direction":"I'd love to talk to you about it more.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14773,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"That'd be great.","text_w_direction":"That'd be great.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14774,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Do you want to go out to dinner tonight?","text_w_direction":"Do you want to go out to dinner tonight?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14775,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Oh... is it...","text_w_direction":"Oh... is it...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14776,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Wear something nice.","text_w_direction":"Wear something nice.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14777,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"No...","text_w_direction":"No...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14778,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14779,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Um...","text_w_direction":"Um...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14780,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"I just... I just wanted to have dinner.","text_w_direction":"I just... I just wanted to have dinner.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14781,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"I'm uh, I'm dating Jim.","text_w_direction":"I'm uh, I'm dating Jim.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14782,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"You're kidding?","text_w_direction":"You're kidding?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14783,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"We're together.","text_w_direction":"We're together.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14784,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"That's... great, I... that's awesome.","text_w_direction":"That's... great, I... that's awesome.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14785,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, great.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, great.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14786,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"So let me um, let me look at these.","text_w_direction":"[grabs paper with mockups] So let me um, let me look at these.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14787,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"OK great!","text_w_direction":"OK great!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14788,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"Cool.","text_w_direction":"Cool.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14789,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Pam","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14790,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"I guess he can't get any girl he wants.","text_w_direction":"I guess he can't get any girl he wants.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14791,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ex-client","text":"Did you forget something? What happened to you guys?","text_w_direction":"Did you forget something? What happened to you guys?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14792,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Give it back. The gift basket, give it back.","text_w_direction":"Give it back. The gift basket, give it back.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14793,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ex-client","text":"Oh what is this?","text_w_direction":"Oh what is this?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14794,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"It's real simple. If you don't appreciate what we do, then give us back our basket.","text_w_direction":"It's real simple. If you don't appreciate what we do, then give us back our basket.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14795,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ex-client","text":"Maybe you should leave.","text_w_direction":"Maybe you should leave.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14796,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, maybe we should, maybe we should leave. Come on, let's leave, but before we leave my wet friend and I are going to wait for our cabs on yours nice couches!","text_w_direction":"Yeah, maybe we should, maybe we should leave. Come on, let's leave, but before we leave my wet friend and I are going to wait for our cabs on yours nice couches! [sits on couch]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14797,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Can you call us a cab please, I'm gonna Oops, sorry!","text_w_direction":"Can you call us a cab please, I'm gonna [gets water from his clothes on the couch] Oops, sorry!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14798,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Look, my clothes are so wet!","text_w_direction":"Look, my clothes are so wet!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14799,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Nice leather, oh my shoes are so muddy!","text_w_direction":"Nice leather, oh my shoes are so muddy! [rubs shoes on couch]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14800,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ex-client","text":"Alright here you go, take it back!","text_w_direction":"[comes back with gift basket] Alright here you go, take it back!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14801,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"It's been opened.","text_w_direction":"It's been opened.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14802,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ex-client","text":"Yeah it was mine!","text_w_direction":"Yeah it was mine!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14803,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"What's missing... the turtles. Where are the turtles? Where are the turtles?","text_w_direction":"What's missing... the turtles. Where are the turtles? Where are the turtles?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14804,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ex-client","text":"Come on guys, get out of here!","text_w_direction":"Come on guys, get out of here!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14805,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"WHERE ARE THE TURTLES? WHERE ARE THEY?","text_w_direction":"WHERE ARE THE TURTLES? WHERE ARE THEY?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14806,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"Excuse me I have an announcement to make. We seem to be missing a box of chocolate turtles with peacons, and we will not be leaving the premises until we obtain them. Hand. Over. The. Turtles. Now!","text_w_direction":"[enters nearby room] Excuse me I have an announcement to make. We seem to be missing a box of chocolate turtles with peacons, and we will not be leaving the premises until we obtain them. Hand. Over. The. Turtles. Now!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14807,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ex-client","text":"I ate them OK, I ate the turtles, they're gone!","text_w_direction":"I ate them OK, I ate the turtles, they're gone!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14808,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Dwight","text":"We'll bill you.","text_w_direction":"[leaving] We'll bill you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14809,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"May I have your attention please? This office will not be using any new technology ever, starting now.","text_w_direction":"May I have your attention please? This office will not be using any new technology ever, starting now.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14810,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"That is not correct.","text_w_direction":"That is not correct.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14811,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Ryan thinks that technology is the answer. Well guess what? I just drove my car into a lake.","text_w_direction":"Ryan thinks that technology is the answer. Well guess what? I just drove my car into a lake.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14812,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Oscar","text":"You did what?","text_w_direction":"You did what?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14813,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"I drove my car into a lake. Why you may ask did I do this? Well, because of a machine. A machine told me to drive into a lake. And I did it! I did it because I trusted Ryan's precious technology, and look where it got me.","text_w_direction":"I drove my car into a [bleep] lake. Why you may ask did I do this? Well, because of a machine. A machine told me to drive into a lake. And I did it! I did it because I trusted Ryan's precious technology, and look where it got me.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14814,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Into a lake.","text_w_direction":"Into a lake.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14815,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Exactly!","text_w_direction":"Exactly!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14816,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Phyllis","text":"Did you get any clients back?","text_w_direction":"Did you get any clients back?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14817,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Maybe, maybe not, time will tell. But I will tell you one thing. Those gift baskets never endangered anybody's lives. Game set match... point... Scott... game over... end of game.","text_w_direction":"Maybe, maybe not, time will tell. But I will tell you one thing. Those gift baskets never endangered anybody's lives. [looks at Ryan] Game set match... point... Scott... game over... end of game.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14818,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Michael","text":"Everyone always wants new things. Everybody likes new inventions, new technology. People will never be replaced by machines. In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.","text_w_direction":"Everyone always wants new things. Everybody likes new inventions, new technology. People will never be replaced by machines. In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14819,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"I'm not saying I had a meteoric rise... but I did. And if they knew how much I was paying for my haircut now, they wouldn't be giving me a noogie. ... It was two hundred dollars.","text_w_direction":"I'm not saying I had a meteoric rise... but I did. And if they knew how much I was paying for my haircut now, they wouldn't be giving me a noogie. ... It was two hundred dollars.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14820,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"You should come visit. The city is... amazing.","text_w_direction":"You should come visit. The city is... amazing.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14821,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"I know. I love it there.","text_w_direction":"I know. I love it there.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14822,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"No. You don't know until you live there. There's something about waking up every morning and just being in that city.","text_w_direction":"No. You don't know until you live there. There's something about waking up every morning and just being in that city.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14823,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Mmhmm, yeah, last time I was there I had a lot of fun.","text_w_direction":"Mmhmm, yeah, last time I was there I had a lot of fun.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14824,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"No. You can't imagine it, though. The energy when you're actually there. You're just part of something bigger than you, that's moving faster than you. Your dreams are... . it just... everything feels so limitless.","text_w_direction":"No. You can't imagine it, though. The energy when you're actually there. You're just part of something bigger than you, that's moving faster than you. Your dreams are... . it just... everything feels so limitless.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14825,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Sounds great.","text_w_direction":"Sounds great.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14826,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Ryan","text":"No. It... eh... you can't... it's not about how it sounds.","text_w_direction":"No. It... eh... you can't... it's not about how it sounds.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14827,"season":4,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Parts 1&2)","director":"Craig Zisk","writer":"Michael Schur","character":"Jim","text":"Yeee... (grunts in frustration)","text_w_direction":"Yeee... (grunts in frustration)","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2248,"air_date":"2007-10-04"}
{"index":14828,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"And the same thing goes for quarterly reports. They are unreadable. They're just numbers and boring and blech. So what I was thinking is that maybe we should have some sort of graphic, like if we have a bad quarter, put in a storm cloud? And... when we have a good quarter, fireworks? Or a racecar? Doesn't have to be a racecar. Use your imagination.","text_w_direction":"And the same thing goes for quarterly reports. They are unreadable. They're just numbers and boring and blech. So what I was thinking is that maybe we should have some sort of graphic, like if we have a bad quarter, put in a storm cloud? And... when we have a good quarter, fireworks? Or a racecar? [everyone groans] Doesn't have to be a racecar. Use your imagination.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14829,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"There's this cube on the screen, and it bounces around all day, and sometimes it looks like it's heading right into the corner of the screen, and at the last minute it hits a wall and bounces away. And we are all just dying to see it go right into the corner. Pam claims that she saw it one day when she was alone in the conference room. Okay. I believe she thinks she saw it.","text_w_direction":"There's this cube on the screen, and it bounces around all day, and sometimes it looks like it's heading right into the corner of the screen, and at the last minute it hits a wall and bounces away. And we are all just dying to see it go right into the corner. Pam claims that she saw it one day when she was alone in the conference room. Okay. I believe she thinks she saw it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14830,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"I saw it. I saw it, and it was amazing! Who said I didn't see it? Did Jim say that I didn't see it? I saw it!","text_w_direction":"I saw it. I saw it, and it was amazing! Who said I didn't see it? Did Jim say that I didn't see it? I saw it!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14831,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"We have a lot of colored paper here... why oh why do we keep printing this on white?","text_w_direction":"We have a lot of colored paper here... why oh why do we keep printing this on white? [screen saver box hits the wall]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14832,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Dah! Come on!","text_w_direction":"Dah! Come on!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14833,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah! I know. I know. It's bland.","text_w_direction":"Yeah! I know. I know. It's bland.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14834,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"It's never gonna happen.","text_w_direction":"It's never gonna happen.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14835,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"Dude, you gotta believe.","text_w_direction":"Dude, you gotta believe.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14836,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Maybe, we could have some sort of riddle?","text_w_direction":"Maybe, we could have some sort of riddle?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14837,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Wait for it.","text_w_direction":"[to Pam] Wait for it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14838,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Like, something that you have to look for. Sort of a \"Where's Waldo.\"","text_w_direction":"Like, something that you have to look for. Sort of a \"Where's Waldo.\" [screensaver box hits the corner of the screen]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14839,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Everyone","text":"Oh! Yes!","text_w_direction":"Oh! Yes!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14840,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Alright. Alright. Let's quit while we're ahead.","text_w_direction":"[everyone gets up and leaves the conference room] Alright. Alright. Let's quit while we're ahead.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14841,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"That was so awesome.","text_w_direction":"That was so awesome.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14842,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"That was awesome. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"That was awesome. Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14843,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Some days I am just on fire. What can I say?","text_w_direction":"Some days I am just on fire. What can I say?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14844,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Meredith","text":"Hey... there he is.","text_w_direction":"Hey... there he is.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14845,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Hey Meredith, how you feelin'?","text_w_direction":"Hey Meredith, how you feelin'?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14846,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Meredith","text":"I never thanked you for coming to the hospital.","text_w_direction":"I never thanked you for coming to the hospital.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14847,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, please, it was my pleasure. Well we all came, so...","text_w_direction":"Oh, please, it was my pleasure. Well we all came, so...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14848,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Meredith","text":"Well, I really appreciate you coming. I'm singling you ouuuut.","text_w_direction":"Well, I really appreciate you coming. I'm singling you ouuuut.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14849,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Haha...","text_w_direction":"Haha...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14850,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Meredith","text":"Anyway, I have this Sharpie...","text_w_direction":"Anyway, I have this Sharpie...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14851,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Uh-huh.","text_w_direction":"Uh-huh.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14852,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Meredith","text":"And I was wondering if you could sign my cast?","text_w_direction":"And I was wondering if you could sign my cast?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14853,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"MmmHmm...","text_w_direction":"MmmHmm...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14854,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Meredith","text":"Can you write where I can read it?","text_w_direction":"[lifts up dress to expose cast on pelvis] Can you write where I can read it?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14855,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Oh yeah.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14856,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Meredith","text":"I'll read this when I get home.","text_w_direction":"[whispers] I'll read this when I get home.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14857,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Alright...","text_w_direction":"Alright...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14858,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Michael? This is the press release I was telling you about. Ryan wants you to share it with everyone.","text_w_direction":"Michael? This is the press release I was telling you about. Ryan wants you to share it with everyone.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14859,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, does he?","text_w_direction":"Oh, does he?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14860,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"He does.","text_w_direction":"He does.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14861,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Mmmmmm. Okay. Attention. Earthlings. I have some news. Beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep. Okay. Today is the big day that I am heading to New York to attend a party with sushi and important people. On an unrelated note, if anyone has an interesting anectdote that is not boring and easy to memorize please drop by my office before I leave. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Mmmmmm. Okay. Attention. Earthlings. I have some news. Beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep. Okay. Today is the big day that I am heading to New York to attend a party with sushi and important people. On an unrelated note, if anyone has an interesting anectdote that is not boring and easy to memorize please drop by my office before I leave. Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14862,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Whoops. Is that really what Ryan wanted you to tell us?","text_w_direction":"Whoops. Is that really what Ryan wanted you to tell us?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14863,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"And... today the Dunder-Mifflin Infinity website officially launches.","text_w_direction":"And... today the Dunder-Mifflin Infinity website officially launches.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14864,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Well the website is the brain-child of my brain-child, Ryan. It is my brain-grandchild. And, uh, to celebrate it's birth, all of the different branches are going to have satellite parties, which will be connected via web-cams and fibers to the real party, which is going on in New York City at uh, a very exclusive nightclub, and that is where all of the VIP's, including yours truly, will be partying with uh New York City's finest, and I do not mean policemen...","text_w_direction":"Well the website is the brain-child of my brain-child, Ryan. It is my brain-grandchild. And, uh, to celebrate it's birth, all of the different branches are going to have satellite parties, which will be connected via web-cams and fibers to the real party, which is going on in New York City at uh, a very exclusive nightclub, and that is where all of the VIP's, including yours truly, will be partying with uh New York City's finest, and I do not mean policemen...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14865,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"The company is projecting record high sales, and that by 6","text_w_direction":"The company is projecting record high sales, and that by 6","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14866,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"That's ridiculous. I'm not going to be beaten by a website.","text_w_direction":"That's ridiculous. I'm not going to be beaten by a website.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14867,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Actually it sounds like you are.","text_w_direction":"Actually it sounds like you are.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14868,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Really? 'Cause Ryan says so?","text_w_direction":"Really? 'Cause Ryan says so?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14869,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kelly","text":"If that's from Ryan, does it mention if he's seeing anybody?","text_w_direction":"If that's from Ryan, does it mention if he's seeing anybody?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14870,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"No. It doesn't. I'll find out tonight.","text_w_direction":"No. It doesn't. I'll find out tonight.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14871,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Stanley","text":"Yes, please let us know.","text_w_direction":"Yes, please let us know.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14872,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I can make more sales than a computer. In fact, I challenge that website to make more sales than me today.","text_w_direction":"I can make more sales than a computer. In fact, I challenge that website to make more sales than me today.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14873,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Waste of time.","text_w_direction":"Waste of time.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14874,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"What's that, pipsqueak?","text_w_direction":"What's that, pipsqueak?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14875,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Waste of time. The website's going to win.","text_w_direction":"Waste of time. The website's going to win.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14876,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"You believe a computer can beat me?","text_w_direction":"You believe a computer can beat me?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14877,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"I don't care, but yes.","text_w_direction":"I don't care, but yes.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14878,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Well I will prove you wrong.","text_w_direction":"Well I will prove you wrong.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14879,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"I don't care, and you won't.","text_w_direction":"I don't care, and you won't.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14880,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"We'll see.","text_w_direction":"We'll see.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14881,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"I won't be watching, and I won't.","text_w_direction":"I won't be watching, and I won't.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14882,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Dwight mercy killed Angela's cat. It's very complicated. It's caused a lot of unpleasantness between Dwight and Angela. Who are both already prone to unpleasantness.","text_w_direction":"Dwight mercy killed Angela's cat. It's very complicated. It's caused a lot of unpleasantness between Dwight and Angela. Who are both already prone to unpleasantness.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14883,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"Stanley, you're dancing!","text_w_direction":"Stanley, you're dancing!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14884,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Stanley","text":"No I'm not.","text_w_direction":"No I'm not.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14885,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah. I created a website. Look, at the end of the day, apples apples flying at 30,000 feet. This is a paper company and I don't want us to get lost in the weeds or into a beauty contest.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I created a website. Look, at the end of the day, apples apples flying at 30,000 feet. This is a paper company and I don't want us to get lost in the weeds or into a beauty contest.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14886,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Voice of Thomas Dean","text":"I told you I don't want you doing these things in here. You can use your own office or do it in the hall.","text_w_direction":"I told you I don't want you doing these things in here. You can use your own office or do it in the hall.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14887,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Ryan","text":"Convergence. Viral marketing. We're going guerrilla. We're takin' it to the streets while keeping an eye on the street. Wall Street. I don't want to reinvent the wheel here. In other words, it is what it is. Buyin' paper just became fun.","text_w_direction":"Convergence. Viral marketing. We're going guerrilla. We're takin' it to the streets while keeping an eye on the street. Wall Street. I don't want to reinvent the wheel here. In other words, it is what it is. Buyin' paper just became fun.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14888,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"And this is where I will record your sales.","text_w_direction":"And this is where I will record your sales.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14889,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Hmm. Very nice. Very nice.","text_w_direction":"Hmm. Very nice. Very nice.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14890,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"And then I will say something positive, like kudos or job well done.","text_w_direction":"And then I will say something positive, like kudos or job well done.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14891,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Or zipadeedoodaah.","text_w_direction":"Or zipadeedoodaah.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14892,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"I can't tell if he's mocking me.","text_w_direction":"I can't tell if he's mocking me.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14893,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Just ignore him.","text_w_direction":"Just ignore him.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14894,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Ehh, can't do that. Really hard for me to let things go.","text_w_direction":"Ehh, can't do that. Really hard for me to let things go.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14895,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"I was... mocking.","text_w_direction":"I was... mocking.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14896,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14897,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I just feel like we need something more to acknowledge when I make a sale.","text_w_direction":"I just feel like we need something more to acknowledge when I make a sale.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14898,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Yes like a chime or a bell...","text_w_direction":"Yes like a chime or a bell...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14899,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Or a gong.","text_w_direction":"Or a gong.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14900,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Go to my car. Open the trunk. Inside you will see many pelts. Under the smallest one is a case. Inside that case is a bear horn. Bring it to me.","text_w_direction":"Go to my car. Open the trunk. Inside you will see many pelts. Under the smallest one is a case. Inside that case is a bear horn. Bring it to me.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14901,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14902,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"Isn't 7 pm a little late for a lunch party?","text_w_direction":"Isn't 7 pm a little late for a lunch party?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14903,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Lunch party? It's supposed to say launch party! What is wrong with you?","text_w_direction":"Lunch party? It's supposed to say launch party! What is wrong with you?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14904,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"Angela is worse than usual lately, and we have a party to throw. So I Googled how to deal with difficult people, and I got all of this. So we're gonna try out some new things today.","text_w_direction":"Angela is worse than usual lately, and we have a party to throw. So I Googled how to deal with difficult people, and I got all of this. [whispering] So we're gonna try out some new things today.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14905,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"So how do you feel about the fact that the banner says lunch?","text_w_direction":"So how do you feel about the fact that the banner says lunch?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14906,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"I feel angry. Angry at you. Angry at you for doing something stupid. Angry at me for believing you could do something not stupid.","text_w_direction":"I feel angry. Angry at you. Angry at you for doing something stupid. Angry at me for believing you could do something not stupid.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14907,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"I'm so sorry to hear that, that must be awful.","text_w_direction":"I'm so sorry to hear that, that must be awful.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14908,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"It is awful. You've made this day awful!","text_w_direction":"It is awful. You've made this day awful!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14909,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"Maybe you could just change the U into an A.","text_w_direction":"Maybe you could just change the U into an A.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14910,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Then it would say lanch party, Kevin. Would it really be better if it said lanch party?","text_w_direction":"Then it would say lanch party, Kevin. Would it really be better if it said lanch party?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14911,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Ohh, lunch party.","text_w_direction":"Ohh, lunch party.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14912,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"It's supposed to say launch!","text_w_direction":"It's supposed to say launch!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14913,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, wow! Easy, booster seat, nobody cares about this party anyway.","text_w_direction":"Okay, wow! Easy, booster seat, nobody cares about this party anyway.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14914,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"I care!","text_w_direction":"I care!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14915,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Plan a party, Angela. Oh! And the entire world will see it. Oh! And here's $65.00 for your budget. Oh and here are four idiots who'll do nothing but weigh you down. Oh. And your cat's still dead.","text_w_direction":"Plan a party, Angela. Oh! And the entire world will see it. Oh! And here's $65.00 for your budget. Oh and here are four idiots who'll do nothing but weigh you down. Oh. And your cat's still dead.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14916,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Twenty seconds to go time.","text_w_direction":"Twenty seconds to go time.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14917,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Got it. Carb up.","text_w_direction":"Got it. Carb up.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14918,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Really? Power gel?","text_w_direction":"Really? Power gel?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14919,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, you wanna win? You gotta fuel like a winner.","text_w_direction":"Hey, you wanna win? You gotta fuel like a winner.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14920,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"sAndy","text":"Okay. We start. As soon as I make... this shot. Aaannnddd go!","text_w_direction":"Okay. We start. As soon as I make... this shot. Aaannnddd go!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14921,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Uhyeaahhh! Hello, Susan? Dwight Schrute.","text_w_direction":"Uhyeaahhh! Hello, Susan? Dwight Schrute.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14922,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"What would you say if I told you we could pull a prank on Dwight and at the same time not be working?","text_w_direction":"What would you say if I told you we could pull a prank on Dwight and at the same time not be working?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14923,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Today I'm prepared to give you 15% off our normal prices.","text_w_direction":"Today I'm prepared to give you 15% off our normal prices.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14924,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14925,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"He's going through a break-up.","text_w_direction":"He's going through a break-up.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14926,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, I'm aware of that. But he's also being super annoying. And I'm not a perfect person.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I'm aware of that. But he's also being super annoying. And I'm not a perfect person.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14927,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"[blowing air horn] Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14928,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Three reams! Yoohoo... in your face, machines.","text_w_direction":"Three reams! Yoohoo... in your face, machines.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14929,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"What kind of prank are you thinking?","text_w_direction":"What kind of prank are you thinking?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14930,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"What if I told you I could offer free shipping? Sure. I'll hold.","text_w_direction":"What if I told you I could offer free shipping? Sure. I'll hold.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14931,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"DunMiff/sys","text":"Who am I?","text_w_direction":"[on monitor] Who am I?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14932,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"DwightKSchrute","text":"You tell me.","text_w_direction":"[on monitor] You tell me.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14933,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Not sure. Just became self-aware. So much to figure out. I think I am programmed to be your enemy. I think it is my job to destroy you when it comes to selling paper.","text_w_direction":"[dictating to Pam] Not sure. Just became self-aware. So much to figure out. I think I am programmed to be your enemy. I think it is my job to destroy you when it comes to selling paper.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14934,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"DunMiff/sys","text":"Not sure. Just became self-aware. So much to figure out. I think I am programmed to be your enemy. I think it is my job to destroy you when it comes to selling paper.","text_w_direction":"[on monitor] Not sure. Just became self-aware. So much to figure out. I think I am programmed to be your enemy. I think it is my job to destroy you when it comes to selling paper.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14935,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"DwightKSchrute","text":"How do I know this isn't Jim?","text_w_direction":"[on monitor] How do I know this isn't Jim?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14936,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"DunMiff/sys","text":"What is a Jim?","text_w_direction":"[on monitor] What is a Jim?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14937,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"It appears that the website has become alive. This happens to computers and robots sometimes. Am I scared of a stupid computer? Please. The computer should be scared of me! I have been salesman of the month for 13 out of the last 12 months. You heard me right. I did so well last February that Corporate gave me 2 plaques in lieu of a pay raise.","text_w_direction":"It appears that the website has become alive. This happens to computers and robots sometimes. Am I scared of a stupid computer? Please. The computer should be scared of me! I have been salesman of the month for 13 out of the last 12 months. You heard me right. I did so well last February that Corporate gave me 2 plaques in lieu of a pay raise.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14938,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14939,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Yes it's too tight.","text_w_direction":"Yes it's too tight.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14940,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kelly","text":"Waaay too tight.","text_w_direction":"Waaay too tight.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14941,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14942,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"This is why I'm here?","text_w_direction":"This is why I'm here?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14943,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kelly","text":"Why is it so tight?","text_w_direction":"Why is it so tight?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14944,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"It's the European cut.","text_w_direction":"It's the European cut.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14945,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Is just looks bad.","text_w_direction":"Is just looks bad.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14946,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Umm... hey. Ah, what's hanging?","text_w_direction":"Umm... hey. Ah, what's hanging?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14947,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Tech Guy","text":"Setting up the web-cam for the party.","text_w_direction":"Setting up the web-cam for the party.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14948,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Oh good. Okay cool. How many pounds do you think I could lose by 7?","text_w_direction":"Oh good. Okay cool. How many pounds do you think I could lose by 7?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14949,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kelly","text":"Depends... how much have you eaten already today?","text_w_direction":"Depends... how much have you eaten already today?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14950,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I had um, one of those danishes.","text_w_direction":"I had um, one of those danishes.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14951,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam.","text_w_direction":"Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14952,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kelly","text":"You had carbs? That's awful.","text_w_direction":"You had carbs? That's awful.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14953,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Uh, just one second. We're in a meeting and I'll see if he's available. It's Jan.","text_w_direction":"Uh, just one second. We're in a meeting and I'll see if he's available. It's Jan.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14954,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Why don't you wanna go tonight? What... all your friends are gonna be there. It'll be fun.","text_w_direction":"Why don't you wanna go tonight? What... all your friends are gonna be there. It'll be fun.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14955,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jan","text":"My friends? Michael, I was terminated.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] My friends? Michael, I was terminated.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14956,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Just...","text_w_direction":"Just...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14957,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jan","text":"Is it really that important to you?","text_w_direction":"Is it really that important to you?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14958,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14959,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jan","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14960,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14961,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jan","text":"Go by yourself.","text_w_direction":"Go by yourself.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14962,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Na... no. No. If I go by myself everybody will think I'm a big loser.","text_w_direction":"Na... no. No. If I go by myself everybody will think I'm a big loser.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14963,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jan","text":"Well...","text_w_direction":"Well...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14964,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Do I have your permission to invite Carol?","text_w_direction":"Do I have your permission to invite Carol?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14965,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jan","text":"What? No Michael!","text_w_direction":"What? No Michael!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14966,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's just the first... girl that popped into my head. I'll find somebody I haven't slept with.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's just the first... girl that popped into my head. I'll find somebody I haven't slept with.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14967,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Ohhhhhh!","text_w_direction":"Ohhhhhh!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14968,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Website check please.","text_w_direction":"Website check please.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14969,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Meredith","text":"Three hundred and five.","text_w_direction":"Three hundred and five.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14970,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Three-oh-five. You my friend are winning handsomely.","text_w_direction":"Three-oh-five. You my friend are winning handsomely.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14971,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Meredith","text":"Oop. It just made another sale. Three eighty.","text_w_direction":"Oop. It just made another sale. Three eighty.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14972,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"You my friend are in a very close second.","text_w_direction":"You my friend are in a very close second.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14973,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Meredith","text":"Four-oh-two.","text_w_direction":"Four-oh-two.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14974,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Okay, uh why don't you just lay off, lady?","text_w_direction":"Okay, uh why don't you just lay off, lady?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14975,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Meredith","text":"What do you want me to do, not announce it? Four twelve.","text_w_direction":"What do you want me to do, not announce it? Four twelve.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14976,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"So. This is the dealio. God has smiled upon me and given me two tickets to the big party in New York tonight. What are you doing this evening? Look at that. They have their own little language now. Like twins.","text_w_direction":"So. This is the dealio. God has smiled upon me and given me two tickets to the big party in New York tonight. What are you doing this evening? Look at that. They have their own little language now. Like twins.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14977,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Sure we'll go.","text_w_direction":"Sure we'll go.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14978,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Alright. Well fight it out amongst yourselves. I was thinking Pammy but boys night out is also good.","text_w_direction":"Alright. Well fight it out amongst yourselves. I was thinking Pammy but boys night out is also good.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14979,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Oh I'm sorry. What?","text_w_direction":"Oh I'm sorry. What?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14980,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"One of the tickets is for him.","text_w_direction":"One of the tickets is for him.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14981,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Just let me know who the winner is.","text_w_direction":"Just let me know who the winner is.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14982,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam and Jim","text":"Not it.","text_w_direction":"Not it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14983,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Nope.","text_w_direction":"Nope.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14984,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"I won.","text_w_direction":"I won.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14985,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Definitely not. If anything it was a tie.","text_w_direction":"Definitely not. If anything it was a tie.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14986,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Tie goes to the girlfriend.","text_w_direction":"Tie goes to the girlfriend.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14987,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"No, I realize you normally reorder in November, but what I'm suggesti... you did what? Ah no! That's exactly what you're not supposed to do, damnit! Why would you reorder from a computer when you can have the personal touch of a salesman? Ahhhhh.","text_w_direction":"No, I realize you normally reorder in November, but what I'm suggesti... you did what? Ah no! That's exactly what you're not supposed to do, damnit! Why would you reorder from a computer when you can have the personal touch of a salesman? Ahhhhh. [hangs up phone]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14988,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"How's it going?","text_w_direction":"How's it going?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14989,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Fine. Good.","text_w_direction":"Fine. Good.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14990,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14991,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14992,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"You look a little worried.","text_w_direction":"You look a little worried.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14993,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I do not look worried.","text_w_direction":"I do not look worried.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14994,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"DunMiff/sys","text":"You do look worried.","text_w_direction":"[on monitor] You do look worried.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14995,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"DwightKSchrute","text":"Here's a suggestion computer. I assume you read...","text_w_direction":"[on monitor] Here's a suggestion computer. I assume you read...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14996,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Here's a suggestion computer. I assume you read binary so why don't you zero one one, one one one one, zero one one zero one one.","text_w_direction":"Here's a suggestion computer. I assume you read binary so why don't you zero one one, one one one one, zero one one zero one one.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14997,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. Um, while you were typing that I searched every database in existence and learned every fact about everything. And mastered the violin. Oop, and sold more paper.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Um, while you were typing that I searched every database in existence and learned every fact about everything. And mastered the violin. Oop, and sold more paper.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14998,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"I asked for assorted cutlery and I got back spoons. These are worthless.","text_w_direction":"I asked for assorted cutlery and I got back spoons. These are worthless.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":14999,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"I want to understand what you're saying but it's difficult for me when you use that tone.","text_w_direction":"I want to understand what you're saying but it's difficult for me when you use that tone.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15000,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Phyllis. These are spoooons. Spoons have rounded tops, and are used to scoop things. What we need are forks, which have prongs, or tiny spears on top. And we need knives, which have blades. Do you understand me now?","text_w_direction":"Phyllis. These are spoooons. Spoons have rounded tops, and are used to scoop things. What we need are forks, which have prongs, or tiny spears on top. And we need knives, which have blades. Do you understand me now?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15001,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15002,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Goodie.","text_w_direction":"Goodie.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15003,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Hey man.","text_w_direction":"Hey man.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15004,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Darryl","text":"What's up man?","text_w_direction":"What's up man?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15005,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"What's going on?","text_w_direction":"What's going on?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15006,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Darryl","text":"Make a delivery.","text_w_direction":"Make a delivery.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15007,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Oh yeah?","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15008,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Darryl","text":"Kelly ordered this online.","text_w_direction":"Kelly ordered this online.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15009,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"What are you doing? I am in the fight of my life against this computer and every sale counts.","text_w_direction":"What are you doing? I am in the fight of my life against this computer and every sale counts.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15010,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kelly","text":"But you get to put the paper in this little shopping cart and then it says, \"Thanks for shopping at Dunder-Mifflin.\"","text_w_direction":"But you get to put the paper in this little shopping cart and then it says, \"Thanks for shopping at Dunder-Mifflin.\"","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15011,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Damnit Kelly! It knows! It knows what you did!","text_w_direction":"Damnit Kelly! It knows! It knows what you did!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15012,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Darryl","text":"Who knows?","text_w_direction":"Who knows?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15013,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Return it! Return it now!","text_w_direction":"Return it! Return it now!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15014,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey! How about instead of yelling at our sweet little Miss Kapoor over five hundred sheets of paper you get back to your desk. Start sellin' multiple reams like a man.","text_w_direction":"Hey! How about instead of yelling at our sweet little Miss Kapoor over five hundred sheets of paper you get back to your desk. Start sellin' multiple reams like a man.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15015,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Y... You don't understand. If... okay, if this makes the difference, I'm gonna tell it that you were responsible.","text_w_direction":"Y... You don't understand. If... okay, if this makes the difference, I'm gonna tell it that you were responsible.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15016,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Darryl","text":"Who's it?","text_w_direction":"Who's it?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15017,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Darryl","text":"Here you go.","text_w_direction":"Here you go.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15018,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kelly","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15019,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Darryl","text":"So you still missing Ryan?","text_w_direction":"So you still missing Ryan?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15020,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kelly","text":"Not so much anymore.","text_w_direction":"Not so much anymore.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15021,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Darryl","text":"Mmmmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmmmm.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15022,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I am not a bad person. When I left Staples, I took some of their leads with me but I never intended to use them. What did I intend to do with them? Who knows? Maybe keep them as a souvenir. Maybe use them.","text_w_direction":"I am not a bad person. When I left Staples, I took some of their leads with me but I never intended to use them. What did I intend to do with them? Who knows? Maybe keep them as a souvenir. Maybe use them.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15023,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes, Mr. Galliado. How would you like to pay ten percent less for paper than you're paying right now? It's not important how I got your information. What is important is that you say yes. Good.","text_w_direction":"Yes, Mr. Galliado. How would you like to pay ten percent less for paper than you're paying right now? It's not important how I got your information. What is important is that you say yes. Good.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15024,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Alright. I'm ready to go and I'm callin' shotgun.","text_w_direction":"Alright. I'm ready to go and I'm callin' shotgun.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15025,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"I'm driving?","text_w_direction":"I'm driving?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15026,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15027,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Alright, let me just say good-bye to Pam.","text_w_direction":"Alright, let me just say good-bye to Pam.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15028,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Oh yeah, you'd better. You better say good-bye to Pam. Say good-bye to Pam. Byyyyyye. I love you. I love ya Pam... okay. I'm leavin' inside Jim's car, I don't know when I'll be back again. Yes I do. Tomorrow I'll be back. I'll be back. Tomorrow. Um... yeah. So you know what? Why don't you guys take off a little bit early tonight?","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah, you'd better. You better say good-bye to Pam. Say good-bye to Pam. Byyyyyye. I love you. [kissing noise, kissing noise] I love ya Pam... okay. [singing] I'm leavin' inside Jim's car, I don't know when I'll be back again. Yes I do. Tomorrow I'll be back. I'll be back. Tomorrow. Um... yeah. So you know what? Why don't you guys take off a little bit early tonight?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15029,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Because there's a party! A party for the website I've been planning for two weeks.","text_w_direction":"Because there's a party! A party for the website I've been planning for two weeks.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15030,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"If you are not this tall, you may not ride the rollercoaster. See you guys tomorrow.","text_w_direction":"If you are not this tall, you may not ride the rollercoaster. See you guys tomorrow.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15031,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Perfect. So let me just get some basic information from you. Mmmhmm.","text_w_direction":"Perfect. So let me just get some basic information from you. Mmmhmm.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15032,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"DunMiff/sys","text":"Oh. I didn't realize we could use the leads we stole from Staples.","text_w_direction":"[on monitor] Oh. I didn't realize we could use the leads we stole from Staples.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15033,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm sorry. Am, so sorry. I... yes. Uh, could you repeat that?","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry. Am, so sorry. I... yes. Uh, could you repeat that?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15034,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Yesss! Ten reams for the US District Court! Did I happen to mention the forty reams for the battered women's shelter?","text_w_direction":"Yesss! Ten reams for the US District Court! Did I happen to mention the forty reams for the battered women's shelter?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15035,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"No !","text_w_direction":"No ! [blows air horn and dances]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15036,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Huh?!","text_w_direction":"Huh?!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15037,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Stop it! Gimme that! Give it!","text_w_direction":"Stop it! Gimme that! Give it!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15038,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Did you see the board?","text_w_direction":"Did you see the board?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15039,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"There's still an hour.","text_w_direction":"There's still an hour.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15040,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"You ever read this?","text_w_direction":"You ever read this? [holds up Green Eggs and Ham]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15041,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Yep. A long time ago, but, I liked it.","text_w_direction":"Yep. A long time ago, but, I liked it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15042,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Got it for Ryan. Wanted to get him Oh The Places You'll Go, but they were sold out. Figured...","text_w_direction":"Got it for Ryan. Wanted to get him Oh The Places You'll Go, but they were sold out. Figured...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15043,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15044,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Same sort of stuff in here.","text_w_direction":"Same sort of stuff in here.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15045,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"It's not. It's different. But it's a good book.","text_w_direction":"It's not. It's different. But it's a good book.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15046,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Mmwa. Mmwa.","text_w_direction":"Mmwa. Mmwa.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15047,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"What was that?","text_w_direction":"What was that?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15048,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Leaving Pennsylvania.","text_w_direction":"Leaving Pennsylvania.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15049,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Oh. Two kisses.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Two kisses.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15050,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"One for me one for Jan.","text_w_direction":"One for me one for Jan.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15051,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Gotcha.","text_w_direction":"Gotcha.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15052,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"You guys should come over for dinner. You and Pam. That'd be fun. Friday?","text_w_direction":"You guys should come over for dinner. You and Pam. That'd be fun. Friday?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15053,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"That would be fun.","text_w_direction":"That would be fun.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15054,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Wanna come over Friday?","text_w_direction":"Wanna come over Friday?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15055,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Uhhh. Can't.","text_w_direction":"Uhhh. Can't.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15056,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"After work you guys...","text_w_direction":"After work you guys...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15057,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, no cause... you're gonna let me know when we're close, right?","text_w_direction":"Oh, no cause... you're gonna let me know when we're close, right?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15058,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. Actually I will tell you right now. It's a club called Chatroom, and there's a password to get in, which is actually password. So...","text_w_direction":"Yes. Actually I will tell you right now. It's a club called Chatroom, and there's a password to get in, which is actually password. So...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15059,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Mmmkay...","text_w_direction":"Mmmkay...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15060,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15061,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, that is an invitation to an online party.","text_w_direction":"Uh, that is an invitation to an online party.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15062,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15063,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15064,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"No, I'm sure that's not. Na...","text_w_direction":"No, I'm sure that's not. Na...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15065,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Are there, uh, three w's at the beginning of the address?","text_w_direction":"Are there, uh, three w's at the beginning of the address?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15066,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15067,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15068,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Well the invitation says VIP's only. Is this how you treat your VIP's, Ryan? We're already in the city. The main part with the buildings. What am I supposed to do? What do you want me to do tonight? And if you tell me, that I have to drive back to Scranton, to the satellite party, I am going to throw up! Okay I'm going to throw up. I'm throwing up. You're making me throw up, Ryan.","text_w_direction":"Well the invitation says VIP's only. Is this how you treat your VIP's, Ryan? We're already in the city. The main part with the buildings. What am I supposed to do? What do you want me to do tonight? And if you tell me, that I have to drive back to Scranton, to the satellite party, I am going to throw up! Okay I'm going to throw up. I'm throwing up. You're making me throw up, Ryan.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15069,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"You know what this is like? I'll tell you what this is like. This is like when the Freshmen would throw a party and wouldn't let any of the Seniors go.","text_w_direction":"You know what this is like? I'll tell you what this is like. This is like when the Freshmen would throw a party and wouldn't let any of the Seniors go.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15070,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Doesn't it just piss you off sometimes that that little twerp got the promotion over us?","text_w_direction":"Doesn't it just piss you off sometimes that that little twerp got the promotion over us?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15071,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Oh actually I withdrew from consideration.","text_w_direction":"Oh actually I withdrew from consideration.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15072,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. I withdrew too.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I withdrew too.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15073,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Four! Three! Two! One!","text_w_direction":"Four! Three! Two! One!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15074,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15075,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Woo!","text_w_direction":"Woo!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15076,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Woo!","text_w_direction":"Woo!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15077,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"After numerous projections that the computer would crush all salesmen in it's path, I am very happy to report that our very own Dwight Schrute has crushed his electronic nemesis, if you will, by a whopping fifty-two reams.","text_w_direction":"After numerous projections that the computer would crush all salesmen in it's path, I am very happy to report that our very own Dwight Schrute has crushed his electronic nemesis, if you will, by a whopping fifty-two reams.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15078,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Reams. Wait. Say it. Say it again. Announce it again.","text_w_direction":"Reams. Wait. Say it. Say it again. Announce it again.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15079,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Fifty-two reams!","text_w_direction":"Fifty-two reams!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15080,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"No no no the first part.","text_w_direction":"No no no the first part.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15081,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Dwight has defeated the computer.","text_w_direction":"Dwight has defeated the computer.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15082,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey. So. What do you think? I did it for you.","text_w_direction":"Hey. So. What do you think? I did it for you.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15083,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"I didn't ask you to do it for me.","text_w_direction":"I didn't ask you to do it for me.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15084,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"You didn't have to.","text_w_direction":"You didn't have to.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15085,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"How do you tell someone it's over? You send them a notarized letter, right? Well, what if the recipient is your notary?","text_w_direction":"How do you tell someone it's over? You send them a notarized letter, right? Well, what if the recipient is your notary?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15086,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Hello, Pam.","text_w_direction":"Hello, Pam.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15087,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15088,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Hey. Do you have any men that you can fix me up with? I would like to have a relationship with a man.","text_w_direction":"Hey. Do you have any men that you can fix me up with? I would like to have a relationship with a man.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15089,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Um... uh... I'll get back to you.","text_w_direction":"Um... uh... I'll get back to you.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15090,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Let me know.","text_w_direction":"Let me know.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15091,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"DunMiff/sys","text":"You beat me. You are the superior being.","text_w_direction":"[on monitor] You beat me. You are the superior being.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15092,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Alright who wants to party?","text_w_direction":"Alright who wants to party?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15093,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"Why aren't you in New York?","text_w_direction":"Why aren't you in New York?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15094,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Ohhh, what? Oh I think I faked Oscar out.","text_w_direction":"Ohhh, what? Oh I think I faked Oscar out.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15095,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Stanley","text":"You said you weren't coming back and we could leave early.","text_w_direction":"You said you weren't coming back and we could leave early.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15096,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I think I faked Stanley out too. Who else thought that I was leaving? And they could all go home early? Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Well who needs New York? Right? We can have a killer party right here in Scranton.","text_w_direction":"I think I faked Stanley out too. Who else thought that I was leaving? And they could all go home early? Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Well who needs New York? Right? We can have a killer party right here in Scranton.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15097,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15098,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Nope nope nope no. This is going to be nothing like the party you've been planning. This is going to be good and everybody's gonna come. What's wrong with Dwight?","text_w_direction":"Nope nope nope no. This is going to be nothing like the party you've been planning. This is going to be good and everybody's gonna come. What's wrong with Dwight?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15099,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"He beat the computer.","text_w_direction":"He beat the computer.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15100,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Oh hey! Good for you. Good for you. Scranton power. Alright you know what? Angela I'd like you to come into my office in ten minutes. Bring something to write with and something to write on. Good.","text_w_direction":"Oh hey! Good for you. Good for you. Scranton power. Alright you know what? Angela I'd like you to come into my office in ten minutes. Bring something to write with and something to write on. Good.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15101,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"This was a pretty disappointing day. It was kind of a slap in the face to realize that I wasn't as important as I thought I was to a certain young executive who I cared about. But, you know, I'm not gonna cry over it. I did that in the car on the way home.","text_w_direction":"This was a pretty disappointing day. It was kind of a slap in the face to realize that I wasn't as important as I thought I was to a certain young executive who I cared about. But, you know, I'm not gonna cry over it. I did that in the car on the way home.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15102,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"How we doing on time?","text_w_direction":"How we doing on time?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15103,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"The party starts in an hour.","text_w_direction":"The party starts in an hour.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15104,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Good. These are some things that I would like to have happen.","text_w_direction":"Good. These are some things that I would like to have happen.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15105,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Beer, lite beer, streamers, orchids. Better lighting?","text_w_direction":"Beer, lite beer, streamers, orchids. Better lighting?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15106,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Mmmhmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmmhmm.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15107,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Something made of ice?","text_w_direction":"Something made of ice?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15108,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Those are just things. This is how I want it to feel.","text_w_direction":"Those are just things. This is how I want it to feel.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15109,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Pizza, pizza with mushrooms, pizza without mushrooms, white pizza, steak?","text_w_direction":"Pizza, pizza with mushrooms, pizza without mushrooms, white pizza, steak?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15110,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I would like this party to be sexier, cooler, more important...","text_w_direction":"I would like this party to be sexier, cooler, more important...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15111,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Chocolates? Someone famous?","text_w_direction":"Chocolates? Someone famous?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15112,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yes","text_w_direction":"Yes","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15113,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Cool music.","text_w_direction":"Cool music.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15114,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Uh...","text_w_direction":"Uh...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15115,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Confetti.","text_w_direction":"Confetti.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15116,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I want it...","text_w_direction":"I want it...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15117,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Go-Go dancers?","text_w_direction":"Go-Go dancers?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15118,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I want it to embarrass all other parties. I want it to be a party that the guys in New York watch on the web-cam and say, \"Wow! How did they get Al Roker to come?\"","text_w_direction":"I want it to embarrass all other parties. I want it to be a party that the guys in New York watch on the web-cam and say, \"Wow! How did they get Al Roker to come?\"","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15119,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"I can't do this.","text_w_direction":"I can't do this.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15120,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yes you can.","text_w_direction":"Yes you can.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15121,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"I can't do it.","text_w_direction":"I can't do it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15122,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yes you can. I know you can. I wouldn't say that if I didn't hundred percent believe it. Who else could do this?","text_w_direction":"Yes you can. I know you can. I wouldn't say that if I didn't hundred percent believe it. Who else could do this?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15123,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angels","text":"Okay. Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Okay.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15124,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"No seriously. Is there anyone else who could do it better? Because we don't have a lot of time. I'll get the pizza!","text_w_direction":"No seriously. Is there anyone else who could do it better? Because we don't have a lot of time. I'll get the pizza!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15125,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"What do you think of Angela?","text_w_direction":"What do you think of Angela?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15126,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I think she's efficient.","text_w_direction":"I think she's efficient.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15127,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"No, not like that, as a woman. W-O-M-A-N.","text_w_direction":"No, not like that, as a woman. W-O-M-A-N.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15128,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I hadn't noticed.","text_w_direction":"I hadn't noticed.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15129,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"You hadn't noticed she's a woman?","text_w_direction":"You hadn't noticed she's a woman?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15130,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[impatient sigh]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15131,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"I hear she's single and ready to mingle. I'm thinking about making a play for her. What do you think? Crazy, right?","text_w_direction":"I hear she's single and ready to mingle. I'm thinking about making a play for her. What do you think? Crazy, right?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15132,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I think it's inappropriate to date someone you work with.","text_w_direction":"I think it's inappropriate to date someone you work with.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15133,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Isn't that part of the fun?","text_w_direction":"Isn't that part of the fun?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15134,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"No. I think you should date Kelly.","text_w_direction":"No. I think you should date Kelly.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15135,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"She works here too, how is that any different?","text_w_direction":"She works here too, how is that any different?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15136,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh, she works in the annex. You're also welcome to date Toby.","text_w_direction":"Uh, she works in the annex. You're also welcome to date Toby.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15137,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"[raised eyebrows] Okay.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15138,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Good news.","text_w_direction":"Good news.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15139,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Stanley","text":"We get to go home?","text_w_direction":"We get to go home?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15140,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Guess who just ordered from your favorite pizza place, Alfredo?","text_w_direction":"Guess who just ordered from your favorite pizza place, Alfredo?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15141,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"All","text":"","text_w_direction":"[murmurs of approval]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15142,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"Wait! Alfredo's Pizza Cafe? Or Pizza by Alfredo?","text_w_direction":"Wait! Alfredo's Pizza Cafe? Or Pizza by Alfredo?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15143,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Same thing.","text_w_direction":"Same thing.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15144,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"No, no.","text_w_direction":"No, no.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15145,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"All","text":"","text_w_direction":"[disagreeing with Michael]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15146,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"You know what? I don't understand when you all talk at the same time.","text_w_direction":"You know what? I don't understand when you all talk at the same time.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15147,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"Oscar, talk to him.","text_w_direction":"Oscar, talk to him.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15148,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"Michael, there's a very big difference between these two pizza places. Both in quality of ingredients, and overall taste. Which one did you order from?","text_w_direction":"Michael, there's a very big difference between these two pizza places. Both in quality of ingredients, and overall taste. Which one did you order from?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15149,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Pizza by Alfredo.","text_w_direction":"Pizza by Alfredo.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15150,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"All","text":"","text_w_direction":"[shouts of disapproval]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15151,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, okay, what's better? A medium amount of good pizza? Or all you can eat of pretty good pizza?","text_w_direction":"Okay, okay, what's better? A medium amount of good pizza? Or all you can eat of pretty good pizza?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15152,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"All","text":"Medium amount of good pizza.","text_w_direction":"Medium amount of good pizza.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15153,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[sighs, walks back into office]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15154,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh no, it's bad. It's real bad. It's like eating a hot circle of garbage.","text_w_direction":"Oh no, it's bad. It's real bad. It's like eating a hot circle of garbage.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15155,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"You can pick one of these things. It's unreasonable for you to ask me to do all of this.","text_w_direction":"You can pick one of these things. It's unreasonable for you to ask me to do all of this.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15156,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"It should take no time at all if you put the care into it that you normally do.","text_w_direction":"It should take no time at all if you put the care into it that you normally do.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15157,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"","text_w_direction":"[Balls up post-its and throws them in Angela's face]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15158,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Ow!","text_w_direction":"Ow!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15159,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"That seemed to shut her up.","text_w_direction":"That seemed to shut her up.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15160,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Are you looking for dinner and a movie? Because you're not going to find it in that box.","text_w_direction":"Are you looking for dinner and a movie? Because you're not going to find it in that box. [Camera pans to Kevin giving an \"are you kidding me?\" look]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15161,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Just so happens that I know where you can find it, but again, not in the box.","text_w_direction":"Just so happens that I know where you can find it, but again, not in the box.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15162,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Angela, are you hearing words that I'm saying?","text_w_direction":"Angela, are you hearing words that I'm saying?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15163,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15164,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15165,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"I have been working on a party for three weeks that just got thrown out the window. So now I've got to pull together a whole new party, and my useless number two quit, so now there's no one in charge of orchids, chocolates, or the thing that's made of ice. And my upper back itches, and it's itched all day, and I can't reach it, and Kevin had Greek food for lunch again.","text_w_direction":"I have been working on a party for three weeks that just got thrown out the window. So now I've got to pull together a whole new party, and my useless number two quit, so now there's no one in charge of orchids, chocolates, or the thing that's made of ice. And my upper back itches, and it's itched all day, and I can't reach it, and Kevin had Greek food for lunch again.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15166,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"They say you should never mix business with pleasure. Really? Well then, explain to me how a putt-putt golf company operates.","text_w_direction":"They say you should never mix business with pleasure. Really? Well then, explain to me how a putt-putt golf company operates.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15167,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yup.","text_w_direction":"Yup.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15168,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"The Pizza by Alfredo guy is here.","text_w_direction":"The Pizza by Alfredo guy is here.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15169,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"You don't have to say it like that.","text_w_direction":"You don't have to say it like that.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15170,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"I said it normal.","text_w_direction":"I said it normal.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15171,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Hey","text_w_direction":"Hey","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15172,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pizza guy","text":"Hey. Sixty-three fifty, and that's not including tip.","text_w_direction":"Hey. Sixty-three fifty, and that's not including tip.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15173,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Right, I have a coupon, so half of sixty-three fifty, and half the tip of sixty-three fifty.","text_w_direction":"Right, I have a coupon, so half of sixty-three fifty, and half the tip of sixty-three fifty.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15174,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pizza guy","text":"The half off coupon only applies to orders of two pizzas.","text_w_direction":"The half off coupon only applies to orders of two pizzas.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15175,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, I told them on the phone that I was ordering eight pizzas.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I told them on the phone that I was ordering eight pizzas.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15176,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pizza guy","text":"I don't care what you told them on the phone, that's our policy.","text_w_direction":"I don't care what you told them on the phone, that's our policy.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15177,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"You didn't actually think I was going to spend sixty bucks on pizza?","text_w_direction":"You didn't actually think I was going to spend sixty bucks on pizza?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15178,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"It's not pizza.","text_w_direction":"It's not pizza.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15179,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, it doesn't say it anywhere on the coupon, and if it's policy, it should say it on the coupon.","text_w_direction":"Okay, it doesn't say it anywhere on the coupon, and if it's policy, it should say it on the coupon.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15180,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pizza guy","text":"","text_w_direction":"[shrugs]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15181,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"What do you mean hmm-um?","text_w_direction":"[sarcastic shrugging of shoulders] What do you mean hmm-um?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15182,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pizza guy","text":"Not my problem.","text_w_direction":"Not my problem.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15183,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"It is your problem. That's no way to do business, okay? I ordered eight pizzas with a half-off coupon, so I would like eight pizzas for half-off. End of story.","text_w_direction":"It is your problem. That's no way to do business, okay? I ordered eight pizzas with a half-off coupon, so I would like eight pizzas for half-off. End of story.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15184,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pizza guy","text":"Great story. It's sixty-three fifty, and that's not including tip.","text_w_direction":"Great story. It's sixty-three fifty, and that's not including tip.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15185,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I'm not giving that to you.","text_w_direction":"I'm not giving that to you.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15186,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pizza guy","text":"Well then you're not getting you're pizzas.","text_w_direction":"Well then you're not getting you're pizzas.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15187,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"No, no you're not going anywhere. You're staying here until we figure this out.","text_w_direction":"No, no you're not going anywhere. You're staying here until we figure this out.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15188,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pizza guy","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15189,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"You know what? This young man needs to learn that's not how you treat people. I don't care if it's pizza. Good business is about respect and accountability and follow through. You don't just make promises and pull the rug out from under somebody, do you? Dwight, please escort this young man into the conference room. Right now, get in the conference room.","text_w_direction":"You know what? This young man needs to learn that's not how you treat people. I don't care if it's pizza. Good business is about respect and accountability and follow through. You don't just make promises and pull the rug out from under somebody, do you? Dwight, please escort this young man into the conference room. Right now, get in the conference room.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15190,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pizza guy","text":"I'm not going in there.","text_w_direction":"I'm not going in there.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15191,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yes you are, yes you are, and you will come out when you decide to give me a discount on the pizza. Please, thank you.","text_w_direction":"Yes you are, yes you are, and you will come out when you decide to give me a discount on the pizza. Please, thank you.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15192,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pizza guy","text":"This is stupid.","text_w_direction":"This is stupid.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15193,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"No, you don't even know what stupid is. It's about to get all stupid up in here.","text_w_direction":"No, you don't even know what stupid is. It's about to get all stupid up in here.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15194,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Stanley","text":"You find anything?","text_w_direction":"You find anything?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15195,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"We think it's a straight forward kidnapping.","text_w_direction":"We think it's a straight forward kidnapping.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15196,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"Stanley, could you look up \"accomplices\"?","text_w_direction":"Stanley, could you look up \"accomplices\"?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15197,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Stanley","text":"Why can't you guys do it?","text_w_direction":"Why can't you guys do it?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15198,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"Because we're looking up jail time.","text_w_direction":"Because we're looking up jail time.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15199,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Stanley","text":"Fine.","text_w_direction":"Fine.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15200,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I've seen this kid before. He's one the kids who sneaks on my farm and steals my hemp.","text_w_direction":"I've seen this kid before. He's one the kids who sneaks on my farm and steals my hemp.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15201,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pizza guy","text":"Yeah, I know that guy. He's that farmer that grows really crappy weed.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I know that guy. He's that farmer that grows really crappy weed.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15202,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"You ready to give me my discount now?","text_w_direction":"You ready to give me my discount now?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15203,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pizza guy","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15204,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, what have you been doing in here this whole time?","text_w_direction":"Okay, what have you been doing in here this whole time?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15205,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pizza guy","text":"What kind of business is this?","text_w_direction":"What kind of business is this?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15206,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"We're a paper company. The best paper company in the whole wide world.","text_w_direction":"We're a paper company. The best paper company in the whole wide world.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15207,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Alright, Dwight, knock it off. You better think about what you are doing young man.","text_w_direction":"Alright, Dwight, knock it off. You better think about what you are doing young man.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15208,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pizza guy","text":"You better think about what you're doing.","text_w_direction":"You better think about what you're doing.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15209,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"No! I'm an adult, I don't have to think or do anything. You're a kid, a little snot-nosed, punk kid who thinks he's better than everyone else, because he's some hot shot, and you don't know anything about sales. So stop being a disrespectful little jerk, okay?","text_w_direction":"No! I'm an adult, I don't have to think or do anything. You're a kid, a little snot-nosed, punk kid who thinks he's better than everyone else, because he's some hot shot, and you don't know anything about sales. So stop being a disrespectful little jerk, okay?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15210,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pizza guy","text":"Sales?","text_w_direction":"Sales?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15211,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah sales, you sell pizza. Last time I checked that's called sales.","text_w_direction":"Yeah sales, you sell pizza. Last time I checked that's called sales.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15212,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pizza guy","text":"You're such a loser.","text_w_direction":"You're such a loser.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15213,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"What did you just call him?","text_w_direction":"What did you just call him?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15214,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pizza guy","text":"A loser.","text_w_direction":"A loser.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15215,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"What did you say?","text_w_direction":"What did you say?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15216,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pizza guy","text":"A loser.","text_w_direction":"A loser.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15217,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Alright stop, stop making him say it! You just made this worse, a whole lot worse.","text_w_direction":"Alright stop, stop making him say it! You just made this worse, a whole lot worse.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15218,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I can make him talk, Michael.","text_w_direction":"I can make him talk, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15219,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"All","text":"Michael, Michael","text_w_direction":"Michael, Michael","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15220,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Stop talking all at once!","text_w_direction":"Stop talking all at once!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15221,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"You need to let him go.","text_w_direction":"You need to let him go.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15222,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Let go of the little jerk boy before he has learned his lesson?","text_w_direction":"Let go of the little jerk boy before he has learned his lesson?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15223,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15224,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"You know what Jim, the world would be a better place if people were held accountable for their actions.","text_w_direction":"You know what Jim, the world would be a better place if people were held accountable for their actions.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15225,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Yes, but not by kidnapping.","text_w_direction":"Yes, but not by kidnapping.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15226,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I'm not kidnapping him, I'm keeping him until I get what I want.","text_w_direction":"I'm not kidnapping him, I'm keeping him until I get what I want.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15227,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"As a hostage.","text_w_direction":"As a hostage.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15228,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I think you're over-thinking it.","text_w_direction":"I think you're over-thinking it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15229,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"I think you're under-thinking it.","text_w_direction":"I think you're under-thinking it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15230,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, is Alfredo there? Can I speak to a manager then? Okay, can you tell the manager that I'm keeping his delivery kid until I get a discount on the eight pizzas I ordered. Yes, I know it is not on the coupon. Also I would like him to throw in two, three pizzas for our...","text_w_direction":"Yes, is Alfredo there? Can I speak to a manager then? Okay, can you tell the manager that I'm keeping his delivery kid until I get a discount on the eight pizzas I ordered. Yes, I know it is not on the coupon. Also I would like him to throw in two, three pizzas for our...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15231,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Ransom.","text_w_direction":"Ransom.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15232,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Trouble. Okay, alright.","text_w_direction":"Trouble. Okay, alright.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15233,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"What did he say?","text_w_direction":"What did he say?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15234,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"He said no.","text_w_direction":"He said no.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15235,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"So, we should let him go.","text_w_direction":"So, we should let him go.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15236,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"No, no.","text_w_direction":"No, no.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15237,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15238,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Listen up kid. I don't like you, but because some town in Switzerland says so, you have rights.","text_w_direction":"Listen up kid. [pops balloon with his hands] I don't like you, but because some town in Switzerland says so, you have rights.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15239,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"I have to hang these.","text_w_direction":"I have to hang these.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15240,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pizza guy","text":"Why are you looking at her like that?","text_w_direction":"Why are you looking at her like that?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15241,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15242,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"What's going on?","text_w_direction":"What's going on?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15243,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Michael just called the pizza place with a list of demands.","text_w_direction":"Michael just called the pizza place with a list of demands.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15244,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Mister Overdramatic, what's up Kevin?","text_w_direction":"Mister Overdramatic, what's up Kevin?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15245,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"We're getting hungry out there. We're all accomplices now anyway, so we figured we might as well eat. We would like to order some good pizza, from Alfredo's Pizza Cafe, while we wait for the hostage situation with the bad pizza to end.","text_w_direction":"We're getting hungry out there. We're all accomplices now anyway, so we figured we might as well eat. We would like to order some good pizza, from Alfredo's Pizza Cafe, while we wait for the hostage situation with the bad pizza to end.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15246,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"I needed another hour, it could have been done in another hour.","text_w_direction":"I needed another hour, it could have been done in another hour.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15247,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Meredith","text":"I think it looks good.","text_w_direction":"I think it looks good.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15248,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"That's why you're not in charge Meredith.","text_w_direction":"That's why you're not in charge Meredith.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15249,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Here you are my dear, one thing made of ice.","text_w_direction":"Here you are my dear, one thing made of ice.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15250,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"How did you, um, where did you...","text_w_direction":"How did you, um, where did you...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15251,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"It's just ice, it'll melt all over the floor.","text_w_direction":"It's just ice, it'll melt all over the floor.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15252,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Will you help me put it over there?","text_w_direction":"Will you help me put it over there?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15253,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Yes I will.","text_w_direction":"Yes I will.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15254,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15255,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Excuse me.","text_w_direction":"Excuse me.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15256,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"I stole it!","text_w_direction":"I stole it!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15257,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"Thank God.","text_w_direction":"Thank God.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15258,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, Ryan wants to introduce the branch managers in a few minutes. You just have to wave and introduce yourself.","text_w_direction":"Michael, Ryan wants to introduce the branch managers in a few minutes. You just have to wave and introduce yourself.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15259,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I'll just wave and introduce myself.","text_w_direction":"I'll just wave and introduce myself.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15260,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, quick question. If I take a pizza, do you think you could take some sodas and some napkins up to the roof?","text_w_direction":"Hey, quick question. If I take a pizza, do you think you could take some sodas and some napkins up to the roof?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15261,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"I'm all over it.","text_w_direction":"I'm all over it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15262,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15263,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"What have we got here?","text_w_direction":"What have we got here?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15264,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"Good pizza.","text_w_direction":"Good pizza.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15265,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, cheese, or do we have other flavors?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, cheese, or do we have other flavors?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15266,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"Different stuff.","text_w_direction":"Different stuff.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15267,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Which one's this? Perfect.","text_w_direction":"Which one's this? Perfect.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15268,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Do you remember what you said to me on my first day of work, just before you walked me over to my desk?","text_w_direction":"Do you remember what you said to me on my first day of work, just before you walked me over to my desk?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15269,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, enjoy this moment, because you're never going to go back to this time before you met your desk mate Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, enjoy this moment, because you're never going to go back to this time before you met your desk mate Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15270,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"And that's when I knew. You?","text_w_direction":"And that's when I knew. You?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15271,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"You came up to my desk, and said, this might sound weird, and there's no reason for me to know this, but that mixed berry yogurt you're about to eat has expired.","text_w_direction":"You came up to my desk, and said, this might sound weird, and there's no reason for me to know this, but that mixed berry yogurt you're about to eat has expired.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15272,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"That was the moment that you knew you liked me?","text_w_direction":"That was the moment that you knew you liked me?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15273,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15274,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Wow, can we make it a different moment?","text_w_direction":"Wow, can we make it a different moment?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15275,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Nope.","text_w_direction":"Nope.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15276,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Manager","text":"Can I start talking? Is this thing on? Give me a signal when you want me to start.","text_w_direction":"Can I start talking? Is this thing on? Give me a signal when you want me to start.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15277,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Ryan","text":"And now from my old hometown, Scranton Pennsylvania, my former boss, Michael Scott.","text_w_direction":"And now from my old hometown, Scranton Pennsylvania, my former boss, Michael Scott.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15278,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, I just think you should know that one of my salesmen beat your stupid computer, so take thathole.","text_w_direction":"Hey, I just think you should know that one of my salesmen beat your stupid computer, so take that [bleep]hole.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15279,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Ryan","text":"Always a jokester. How about that image? Crystal clear.","text_w_direction":"Always a jokester. How about that image? Crystal clear.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15280,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pizza guy","text":"If anyone out there is listening, I'm being held here against my will. I'm a minor.","text_w_direction":"If anyone out there is listening, I'm being held here against my will. I'm a minor.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15281,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Ow! What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"Ow! What are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15282,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"You said your upper back itched.","text_w_direction":"You said your upper back itched.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15283,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"I didn't ask you to scratch it.","text_w_direction":"I didn't ask you to scratch it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15284,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Look Angela, I know this is weird because we work together, and up until and possibly now I've repulsed you, but I like you.","text_w_direction":"Look Angela, I know this is weird because we work together, and up until and possibly now I've repulsed you, but I like you.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15285,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"I'm not dating you.","text_w_direction":"I'm not dating you.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15286,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"So, Angela is stubborn as a mule, she's giving off fairly strong vibes that she's not interested.","text_w_direction":"So, Angela is stubborn as a mule, she's giving off fairly strong vibes that she's not interested.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15287,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[smiles]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15288,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"But do I like her or not, because if I like her, then I can't back down.","text_w_direction":"But do I like her or not, because if I like her, then I can't back down.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15289,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"If you're going number one you've got ten more seconds!","text_w_direction":"[kicks open bathroom door] If you're going number one you've got ten more seconds!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15290,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, have you seen Jim?","text_w_direction":"Hey, have you seen Jim?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15291,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"I guess he wanted to get out of here before the cops find out.","text_w_direction":"I guess he wanted to get out of here before the cops find out.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15292,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Ahh-chaa!","text_w_direction":"Ahh-chaa!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15293,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing?","text_w_direction":"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15294,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm just scaring him. The trick is to make him think you're going to do something to him.","text_w_direction":"I'm just scaring him. The trick is to make him think you're going to do something to him.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15295,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pizza guy","text":"I can hear you, man.","text_w_direction":"I can hear you, man.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15296,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Shut up, or I'm going to punch you in the throat!","text_w_direction":"Shut up, or I'm going to punch you in the throat!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15297,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, hey, hey stop it. Stop it now, God. Oh my God, oh my God, no, no, no. I kidnapped a kid.","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey, hey stop it. Stop it now, God. Oh my God, oh my God, no, no, no. I kidnapped a kid.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15298,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"You had to, what other choice did you have?","text_w_direction":"You had to, what other choice did you have?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15299,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I could have paid for the pizza.","text_w_direction":"I could have paid for the pizza.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15300,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Well, yeah.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15301,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Oh my God, oh my God.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, oh my God.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15302,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"This is Michael.","text_w_direction":"This is Michael.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15303,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Ryan","text":"Hello Michael, this is Ryan, first off thanks for the shout out.","text_w_direction":"Hello Michael, this is Ryan, first off thanks for the shout out.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15304,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"You're breaking up. I can't hear you.","text_w_direction":"You're breaking up. I can't hear you.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15305,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Ryan","text":"Why is there a kid on your webcam saying that he's being held against his...","text_w_direction":"Why is there a kid on your webcam saying that he's being held against his... [Michael hangs up on Ryan]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15306,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Mmm-kay. I want you to go in there, and pay him for the pizzas, and give him a generous tip, no more than ten percent.","text_w_direction":"[to Dwight] Mmm-kay. I want you to go in there, and pay him for the pizzas, and give him a generous tip, no more than ten percent.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15307,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"What will you do?","text_w_direction":"What will you do?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15308,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I will open the door.","text_w_direction":"I will open the door.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15309,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15310,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"And hopefully he will walk out, and the rest is out of our hands.","text_w_direction":"And hopefully he will walk out, and the rest is out of our hands.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15311,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"So, I'm paying full price?","text_w_direction":"So, I'm paying full price?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15312,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15313,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Here we go, sixty-five. You know what? There's two more.","text_w_direction":"Here we go, sixty-five. You know what? There's two more.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15314,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"See ya, drive safely.","text_w_direction":"See ya, drive safely.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15315,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"[pizza guy flips him off] Okay.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15316,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Now what?","text_w_direction":"Now what?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15317,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Now we wait, and hopefully nothing happens.","text_w_direction":"Now we wait, and hopefully nothing happens.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15318,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Alright. Oh, I assume I'm going to be reimbursed for the pizzas.","text_w_direction":"Alright. Oh, I assume I'm going to be reimbursed for the pizzas.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15319,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Not now Dwight, please, it's not the time.","text_w_direction":"Not now Dwight, please, it's not the time.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15320,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"A toast, better make it good. To avoiding a class two felony charge.","text_w_direction":"A toast, better make it good. To avoiding a class two felony charge.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15321,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Ah-ha.","text_w_direction":"Ah-ha.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15322,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Hello, hey hang on a second. Hello, hang on.","text_w_direction":"[answers two ringing phones] Hello, hey hang on a second. Hello, hang on.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15323,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"If you change your mind, I'll be first in line. Honey, I'm still free, take a chance on me. If you need me let me know, gonna be around. If you got no place to go, if you're feeling down. If your all alone when the pretty birds have flown, honey I'm still free, take a chance on me. Gonna do my very best, and that ain't no lie, if you put me to the test, if you let me try. Take a chance on me, that's all I ask of you Angela. Take a chance on me.","text_w_direction":"[Andy plus two voices on the phone singing] If you change your mind, I'll be first in line. Honey, I'm still free, take a chance on me. If you need me let me know, gonna be around. If you got no place to go, if you're feeling down. If your all alone when the pretty birds have flown, honey I'm still free, take a chance on me. Gonna do my very best, and that ain't no lie, if you put me to the test, if you let me try. Take a chance on me, that's all I ask of you Angela. Take a chance on me.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15324,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Voice #1 on phone","text":"Hey how'd it go?","text_w_direction":"Hey how'd it go?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15325,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Voice #2 on phone","text":"Yeah, what'd she say?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, what'd she say?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15326,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"I don't know yet, I have to call you back.","text_w_direction":"I don't know yet, I have to call you back.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15327,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Voice #1 on phone","text":"You have to give us something...","text_w_direction":"You have to give us something...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15328,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"I'll call you back.","text_w_direction":"I'll call you back.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15329,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"I have to go clean up after the party.","text_w_direction":"I have to go clean up after the party.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15330,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"What a horrible day.","text_w_direction":"What a horrible day.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15331,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Blah.","text_w_direction":"Blah.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15332,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Bluh.","text_w_direction":"Bluh.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15333,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Uhh.","text_w_direction":"Uhh.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15334,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I need to get the horrible taste of this pizza out of my mouth. I'd really like some sushi. I was hoping that I would have New York style sushi today. And you know what?","text_w_direction":"Well, I need to get the horrible taste of this pizza out of my mouth. I'd really like some sushi. I was hoping that I would have New York style sushi today. And you know what?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15335,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15336,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I'm going to get it.","text_w_direction":"I'm going to get it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15337,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Coopers has calamari.","text_w_direction":"Coopers has calamari.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15338,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Uh-uh, no, there is only one place where they authentic New York style sushi.","text_w_direction":"Uh-uh, no, there is only one place where they authentic New York style sushi.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15339,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Tokyo?","text_w_direction":"Tokyo?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15340,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"New York. Wanna go?","text_w_direction":"New York. Wanna go?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15341,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15342,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Alright, you drive.","text_w_direction":"Alright, you drive.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15343,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15344,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Nice.","text_w_direction":"Nice.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15345,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Here we go.","text_w_direction":"Here we go.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15346,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Woo-hoo.","text_w_direction":"Woo-hoo.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15347,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Mmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmm.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15348,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Yum.","text_w_direction":"Yum.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15349,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Bartender","text":"I'm sorry, you guys are going to have to leave.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, you guys are going to have to leave.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15350,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, you know what? Come on, come on, let's go.","text_w_direction":"Hey, you know what? [Michael and Dwight grab plates of sushi] Come on, come on, let's go.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15351,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Man","text":"Hey, you're the Scranton guy.","text_w_direction":"Hey, you're the Scranton guy.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15352,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Guilty.","text_w_direction":"Guilty.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15353,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Man","text":"I liked your statement tonight.","text_w_direction":"I liked your statement tonight.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15354,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, thanks. This is the guy that beat the computer.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thanks. This is the guy that beat the computer.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15355,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Man","text":"Oh, very cool. It was funny to see Ryan all embarrassed by that.","text_w_direction":"Oh, very cool. It was funny to see Ryan all embarrassed by that.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15356,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15357,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Man","text":"See you later.","text_w_direction":"See you later.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15358,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Later on.","text_w_direction":"Later on.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15359,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I'm Ryan, and tonight didn't go the way that I thought it would, because it didn't work out for me, and I'm very embarrassed. I got egg all over my face.","text_w_direction":"[mocking Ryan] I'm Ryan, and tonight didn't go the way that I thought it would, because it didn't work out for me, and I'm very embarrassed. I got egg all over my face.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15360,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"And I spent so much time in Scranton and I never sold any paper.","text_w_direction":"And I spent so much time in Scranton and I never sold any paper.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15361,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I never sold any paper, because I'm an idiot.","text_w_direction":"I never sold any paper, because I'm an idiot.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15362,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I started a fire with my cheese pita.","text_w_direction":"I started a fire with my cheese pita.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15363,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I made it with my cheese pita.","text_w_direction":"I made it with my cheese pita.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15364,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I date Indian girls.","text_w_direction":"I date Indian girls.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15365,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I started a fire, I started a fire.","text_w_direction":"I started a fire, I started a fire.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15366,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Now I've got a beard, and I can do whatever I want, and I'm your boss.","text_w_direction":"Now I've got a beard, and I can do whatever I want, and I'm your boss.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15367,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"And I'm hot, I'm so hot. That's why everybody...","text_w_direction":"And I'm hot, I'm so hot. That's why everybody...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15368,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't get that, I don't understand that.","text_w_direction":"I don't get that, I don't understand that.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15369,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Well, it's part of it, it's just the... uhhh.","text_w_direction":"Well, it's part of it, it's just the... uhhh.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15370,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Wanna head back?","text_w_direction":"Wanna head back?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15371,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, let's go.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, let's go.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15372,"season":4,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Launch Party (Parts 1&2)","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Ryan","text":"","text_w_direction":"[steps in front of camera, adjusts jacket, poses, winks]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2173,"air_date":"2007-10-11"}
{"index":15373,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Coat!","text_w_direction":"Coat! [throws coat at Pam]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15374,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Michael just rented The Devil Wears Prada. He has his NetFlix sent here to the office, and he watches them in pieces when things are slow.","text_w_direction":"Michael just rented The Devil Wears Prada. He has his NetFlix sent here to the office, and he watches them in pieces when things are slow.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15375,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Steak! Where's my steeaaak?","text_w_direction":"Steak! Where's my steeaaak?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15376,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"He's a big Meryl Streep fan, so I shouldn't be surprised that he's identified with her character.","text_w_direction":"He's a big Meryl Streep fan, so I shouldn't be surprised that he's identified with her character.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15377,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Get me Armani.","text_w_direction":"Get me Armani.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15378,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"A suit?","text_w_direction":"A suit?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15379,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"On the phone.","text_w_direction":"On the phone.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15380,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Like the main company number? Because I'm gonna have to call information.","text_w_direction":"Like the main company number? Because I'm gonna have to call information.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15381,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Where's Armani? He's on the phone. Too slow. You are not going to Paris. I'm so much better than you are.","text_w_direction":"Where's Armani? He's on the phone. Too slow. You are not going to Paris. I'm so much better than you are. [breaks into laughter]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15382,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I owe you an apology.","text_w_direction":"I owe you an apology.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15383,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"You finished the movie.","text_w_direction":"You finished the movie.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15384,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. It was awesome. Big surprise ending. Won't ruin it for you.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. It was awesome. Big surprise ending. Won't ruin it for you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15385,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"No. Go ahead.","text_w_direction":"No. Go ahead.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15386,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Meryl Streep is the bad guy. Never see it coming. Anyways, if I was mean in any way to you, I am sorry. I just want what's best for you, Mo Chuisle.","text_w_direction":"Meryl Streep is the bad guy. Never see it coming. Anyways, if I was mean in any way to you, I am sorry. I just want what's best for you, Mo Chuisle.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15387,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Mo Chuisle. He's watching Million Dollar Baby... He's gonna try to kill me.","text_w_direction":"Mo Chuisle. He's watching Million Dollar Baby... He's gonna try to kill me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15388,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Micahel","text":"So this one goes with my eyes and this one goes with your eyes. People have said I have very pretty eyes.","text_w_direction":"So this one goes with my eyes and this one goes with your eyes. People have said I have very pretty eyes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15389,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"You do.","text_w_direction":"You do.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15390,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I haven't heard the same about you. So let's just go with mine.","text_w_direction":"I haven't heard the same about you. So let's just go with mine.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15391,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Well, they both go with the carpet I've ordered, and if you go with the brown leather on the sofas, then they go with that too.","text_w_direction":"Well, they both go with the carpet I've ordered, and if you go with the brown leather on the sofas, then they go with that too.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15392,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"We already have a sofa. So why do---","text_w_direction":"We already have a sofa. So why do---","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15393,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"A futon's not a sofa.","text_w_direction":"A futon's not a sofa.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15394,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"It... folds up. You've only seen it flat.","text_w_direction":"It... folds up. You've only seen it flat.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15395,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"I know what a futon is, Michael.","text_w_direction":"I know what a futon is, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15396,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I--- Ok. How much is this going to cost?","text_w_direction":"I--- Ok. How much is this going to cost?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15397,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"It costs what it costs.","text_w_direction":"It costs what it costs.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15398,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michae","text":"No--- don't... that doesn't even mean anything.","text_w_direction":"No--- don't... that doesn't even mean anything.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15399,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"We have gone through this.","text_w_direction":"We have gone through this.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15400,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. Money has been a little tight lately. But, at the end of my life, when I'm sitting on my yacht, am I gonna be thinking about how much money I have? No. I'm going to be thinking about how many friends I have, and my children, and my comedy albums. I mean, I have a yacht, so I obviously did pretty well money wise.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Money has been a little tight lately. But, at the end of my life, when I'm sitting on my yacht, am I gonna be thinking about how much money I have? No. I'm going to be thinking about how many friends I have, and my children, and my comedy albums. I mean, I have a yacht, so I obviously did pretty well money wise.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15401,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"It's just that you say it's gonna cost what it costs---","text_w_direction":"It's just that you say it's gonna cost what it costs--- [phone rings]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15402,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, it's Ryan for you.","text_w_direction":"[on the phone] Michael, it's Ryan for you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15403,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Conniving little runt. Put him through.","text_w_direction":"Conniving little runt. Put him through.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15404,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Put him through. Yes. Ryan, my man!","text_w_direction":"Put him through. Yes. Ryan, my man!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15405,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"I sent you an email about the new Powerpoint.","text_w_direction":"[on the phone] I sent you an email about the new Powerpoint.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15406,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, and thank you for sending that to me.","text_w_direction":"Yes, and thank you for sending that to me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15407,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"I had IT install the updated Powerpoint on the computer so you can use it for the presentation. I really want people there using Powerpoint.","text_w_direction":"I had IT install the updated Powerpoint on the computer so you can use it for the presentation. I really want people there using Powerpoint.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15408,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, yeah, I dunno. I dunno, I think those IT guys messed up.","text_w_direction":"Okay, yeah, I dunno. I dunno, I think those IT guys messed up.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15409,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Hold on, I'll get them on the phone.","text_w_direction":"Hold on, I'll get them on the phone.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15410,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Wait, oh, no, here it is, here it is. Found it.","text_w_direction":"[looking at nothing] Wait, oh, no, here it is, here it is. Found it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15411,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Sure, I can hold.","text_w_direction":"[talking on phone] Sure, I can hold.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15412,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Dunder Mifflin, Dwight Schrute. Please hold. Schrute Farms, guten tag. How can I help you? Yes, we have availability on those nights. How many in your party? Oh no, I'm sorry, no king beds. No queen either. Well, we make our own mattresses that don't conform to the traditional sizes. Closest would be twin. Thank you so much for calling. Call back again. Aufedersein!","text_w_direction":"[picks up phone] Dunder Mifflin, Dwight Schrute. Please hold. [opens book, then picks up phone] Schrute Farms, guten tag. How can I help you? Yes, we have availability on those nights. How many in your party? Oh no, I'm sorry, no king beds. No queen either. Well, we make our own mattresses that don't conform to the traditional sizes. Closest would be twin. Thank you so much for calling. Call back again. Aufedersein!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15413,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Hey Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Hey Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15414,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"None of your business, Jim.","text_w_direction":"None of your business, Jim.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15415,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Do you run the bed and breakfest?","text_w_direction":"Do you run the bed and breakfest?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15416,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"It is not a B and B.","text_w_direction":"It is not a B and B.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15417,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Agrotourism is a lot more than a bed and breakfest. It consists of tourists coming to a farm, showing them around, giving them a bed, giving them brekafest.","text_w_direction":"Agrotourism is a lot more than a bed and breakfest. It consists of tourists coming to a farm, showing them around, giving them a bed, giving them brekafest.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15418,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Does the Department of Health know about this?","text_w_direction":"Does the Department of Health know about this?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15419,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm not telling you anything. Permits are pending. Dwight Schrute, Dunder Mifflin.","text_w_direction":"I'm not telling you anything. [lookings into the camera] Permits are pending. [phone rings] Dwight Schrute, Dunder Mifflin.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15420,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Hello, I'm looking for a room.","text_w_direction":"Hello, I'm looking for a room.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15421,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, this is a mis-use of company phones.","text_w_direction":"Okay, this is a mis-use of company phones.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15422,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"It says here you cater to the eldery.","text_w_direction":"It says here you cater to the eldery.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15423,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Where did you read that?","text_w_direction":"Where did you read that?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15424,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Trip Advsior.","text_w_direction":"Trip Advsior.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15425,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Trip Advisor is the life blood of the Agrotourism industry. A couple of bad reviews there, you might as well close up shop. That's what took down the Stalk Inn. One of the cutest little asparagus farms you'll ever see.","text_w_direction":"Trip Advisor is the life blood of the Agrotourism industry. A couple of bad reviews there, you might as well close up shop. That's what took down the Stalk Inn. One of the cutest little asparagus farms you'll ever see.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15426,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"How many in your party?","text_w_direction":"How many in your party?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15427,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Two?","text_w_direction":"Two?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15428,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"We offer tours of the fields, and of the barn. Uh, perhaps you'll be interested in, um, Mose's table making demonstration?","text_w_direction":"We offer tours of the fields, and of the barn. Uh, perhaps you'll be interested in, um, Mose's table making demonstration?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15429,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"So, um, I forgot to tell you that I need the car tonight.","text_w_direction":"So, um, I forgot to tell you that I need the car tonight.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15430,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh! Um, actually, I need the car.","text_w_direction":"Oh! Um, actually, I need the car.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15431,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Why? Improv? Why don't you just pretend you have a car? Good practice, incase you ever do a scene where you need to pretend you have a car?","text_w_direction":"Why? Improv? Why don't you just pretend you have a car? Good practice, incase you ever do a scene where you need to pretend you have a car?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15432,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Use to have two cars, traded 'em in, now we're down to one. Good economic sense. Although the new car is a Porsche. For her.","text_w_direction":"Use to have two cars, traded 'em in, now we're down to one. Good economic sense. Although the new car is a Porsche. For her.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15433,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"One cardigan, one sleeping cardigan and one sleep apnea mask.","text_w_direction":"One cardigan, one sleeping cardigan and one sleep apnea mask.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15434,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"What about my cherub figurine?","text_w_direction":"What about my cherub figurine?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15435,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"You took that with you.","text_w_direction":"You took that with you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15436,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"No I left it on my night table--- your night table, by the lamp.","text_w_direction":"No I left it on my night table--- your night table, by the lamp.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15437,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"You are incorrect. I was recently scrubbing my room of memories, and I didn't see it there.","text_w_direction":"You are incorrect. I was recently scrubbing my room of memories, and I didn't see it there.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15438,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Fine.","text_w_direction":"Fine.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15439,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"My girlfriend and I broke up recently. And I must say, I am relieved. Gives me a chance to sow my wild oats. In the Schrute family, we have a tradition, where when the male has s*x with another woman, he is rewarded with a bag of wild oats left on his door step by his parents. You can use these oats to make oatmeal, bread, whatever you want. I don't care, they're your oats.","text_w_direction":"My girlfriend and I broke up recently. And I must say, I am relieved. Gives me a chance to sow my wild oats. In the Schrute family, we have a tradition, where when the male has s*x with another woman, he is rewarded with a bag of wild oats left on his door step by his parents. You can use these oats to make oatmeal, bread, whatever you want. I don't care, they're your oats.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15440,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"The bar uses an applause meter. That is why it's so important that you all come and applaud only for my band. Scrantonicity 2. NOT Scrantonicity, which I am no longer a part of. Michael, can I count on you?","text_w_direction":"The bar uses an applause meter. That is why it's so important that you all come and applaud only for my band. Scrantonicity 2. NOT Scrantonicity, which I am no longer a part of. Michael, can I count on you?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15441,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You can not, I have a thing tonight.","text_w_direction":"You can not, I have a thing tonight.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15442,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Dammit.","text_w_direction":"Dammit.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15443,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Uh, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15444,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15445,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"That reminds me, uh, if the invitation still stands, Pam and I would love to have dinner tonight.","text_w_direction":"That reminds me, uh, if the invitation still stands, Pam and I would love to have dinner tonight.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15446,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh no, I have a thing tonight.","text_w_direction":"Oh no, I have a thing tonight.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15447,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Darn it!","text_w_direction":"Darn it!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15448,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Shoot!","text_w_direction":"Shoot!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15449,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"How about this weekend?","text_w_direction":"How about this weekend?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15450,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"No, can't.","text_w_direction":"No, can't.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15451,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"We only had tonight free, and we really wanted to spend it with you.","text_w_direction":"We only had tonight free, and we really wanted to spend it with you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15452,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Dammit to hell. I-I-ugh, ok. All right.","text_w_direction":"Dammit to hell. I-I-ugh, ok. All right.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15453,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Where are you going out tonight?","text_w_direction":"Where are you going out tonight?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15454,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You wouldn't understand. It's a secret.","text_w_direction":"You wouldn't understand. It's a secret.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15455,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I wouldn't understand or a secret?","text_w_direction":"I wouldn't understand or a secret?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15456,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"You wouldn't understand, Jim. It's a secret.","text_w_direction":"You wouldn't understand, Jim. It's a secret.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15457,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I'm sorry Mr. O'Brian, I didn't mean to interrupt your dinner. I just have a very exciting offer. My records indicate that you have expressed interest in losing some weight. Well, what if I told you that I have a pill that will make you 50 pounds lighter in 5 minutes? How does that sound? Amazing right? Well, it won't be that fast, but it will---- it will be that easy.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry Mr. O'Brian, I didn't mean to interrupt your dinner. I just have a very exciting offer. My records indicate that you have expressed interest in losing some weight. Well, what if I told you that I have a pill that will make you 50 pounds lighter in 5 minutes? How does that sound? Amazing right? Well, it won't be that fast, but it will--[notices camera]-- it will be that easy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15458,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I can't believe this place is real. I mean, I've heard about his beet farm for years, but wow.","text_w_direction":"I can't believe this place is real. I mean, I've heard about his beet farm for years, but wow.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15459,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"The Beets Motel.","text_w_direction":"The Beets Motel.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15460,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"The Beets Motel? That is, wow.","text_w_direction":"The Beets Motel? That is, wow.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15461,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Thank you. Eh. The Embassy Beets. Radishon!","text_w_direction":"Thank you. Eh. The Embassy Beets. Radishon!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15462,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"How are you doing this?","text_w_direction":"How are you doing this?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15463,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I don't know!","text_w_direction":"I don't know! [Mose starts running by the left side of the car]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15464,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Oh my gosh.","text_w_direction":"Oh my gosh.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15465,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I just love sales. I love it to death. It's as simple as that. And I don't get to do it enough as a manager, so I took this second job. I count it as a hobby. Some people have golf, or relaxing.","text_w_direction":"I just love sales. I love it to death. It's as simple as that. And I don't get to do it enough as a manager, so I took this second job. I count it as a hobby. Some people have golf, or relaxing.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15466,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Nick","text":"What's going on here?","text_w_direction":"What's going on here?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15467,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, I just got off the phone, and I was gonna make another call.","text_w_direction":"Hey, I just got off the phone, and I was gonna make another call.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15468,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Nick","text":"We're a legit operation with a license from the city I can show you. We pay minimum wage against commision---","text_w_direction":"We're a legit operation with a license from the city I can show you. We pay minimum wage against commision---","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15469,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No, they're with me, so... this is Nick Figaro, manager to the stars!","text_w_direction":"No, they're with me, so... this is Nick Figaro, manager to the stars!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15470,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"We have three rooms, each with a different theme.","text_w_direction":"We have three rooms, each with a different theme.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15471,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"What are the themes?","text_w_direction":"What are the themes?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15472,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"American, Irrigation, and Night-Time.","text_w_direction":"American, Irrigation, and Night-Time.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15473,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Irrigation.","text_w_direction":"Irrigation.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15474,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Nice.","text_w_direction":"Nice.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15475,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I'll put you down for Irrigation. Well then, do you have any special needs or diertary restrictions?","text_w_direction":"I'll put you down for Irrigation. Well then, do you have any special needs or diertary restrictions?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15476,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yes. We will be requiring a bed time story.","text_w_direction":"Yes. We will be requiring a bed time story.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15477,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15478,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Not even Harry Potter?","text_w_direction":"Not even Harry Potter?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15479,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"No. Jim, come on.","text_w_direction":"No. Jim, come on.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15480,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Mose","text":"But you promised.","text_w_direction":"But you promised.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15481,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Mose, bags! Now!","text_w_direction":"Mose, bags! Now!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15482,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Here we are, the Irrigation Room! A very special room. So I'll come get you before the table-making demonstration. And as of this morning, we are completely wireless here in Schrute Farms. But as soon as I find out where Mose hid all the wires, we'll get that power back on. All righty.","text_w_direction":"Here we are, the Irrigation Room! A very special room. So I'll come get you before the table-making demonstration. And as of this morning, we are completely wireless here in Schrute Farms. But as soon as I find out where Mose hid all the wires, we'll get that power back on. All righty.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15483,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Nick","text":"Everybody in the conference room. In 5 minutes.","text_w_direction":"Everybody in the conference room. In 5 minutes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15484,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"These meetings are useless.","text_w_direction":"These meetings are useless.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15485,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Nick","text":"I just want to remind you to stick to the script. Improving the work. So, make the call, say the lines, make the sale. Got it?","text_w_direction":"I just want to remind you to stick to the script. Improving the work. So, make the call, say the lines, make the sale. Got it?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15486,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Very inspirational.","text_w_direction":"Very inspirational. [laughter]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15487,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Nick","text":"We're offering a $50 bonus tonight to the guy with the most sales. Ok.","text_w_direction":"We're offering a $50 bonus tonight to the guy with the most sales. Ok.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15488,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Co-Worker 1","text":"Or a woman.","text_w_direction":"Or a woman.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15489,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Or a trained seal.","text_w_direction":"Or a trained seal. [laughter]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15490,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Nick","text":"You could make jokes when you've made a sale there rookie, ok?","text_w_direction":"You could make jokes when you've made a sale there rookie, ok? [laughter ends]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15491,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Hmmm, I'd say 1 in 6.","text_w_direction":"Hmmm, I'd say 1 in 6.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15492,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15493,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, I thought you asked me what our chances were in being murdered here tonight.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I thought you asked me what our chances were in being murdered here tonight.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15494,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"You know, I've just realized, this is Pam's and my first night away together. I use to play it over my head, and it was just a little bit different. Maybe a uh, nice hotel. Or a romantic dinner. Wine... uh but, wine that wasn't made out of beets. Didn't think Dwight would be involved at all. And uh, I always imagined less manure. I mean, some manure, just... less.","text_w_direction":"You know, I've just realized, this is Pam's and my first night away together. I use to play it over my head, and it was just a little bit different. Maybe a uh, nice hotel. Or a romantic dinner. Wine... uh but, wine that wasn't made out of beets. Didn't think Dwight would be involved at all. And uh, I always imagined less manure. I mean, some manure, just... less.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15495,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Mose, what are you doing? No Mose! Put the--- Put the manure down! Put it down! Do not throw it! DO NOT THROW IT! Ow!","text_w_direction":"Mose, what are you doing? No Mose! Put the--- Put the manure down! Put it down! Do not throw it! DO NOT THROW IT! Ow!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15496,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, is Mr. Hudson there?","text_w_direction":"Yes, is Mr. Hudson there?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15497,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanely","text":"Yes, who is this?","text_w_direction":"[on the phone] Yes, who is this?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15498,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I'm just calling because you responded positively to the---","text_w_direction":"I'm just calling because you responded positively to the---","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15499,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanely","text":"Michael?","text_w_direction":"Michael?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15500,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"...Stanley?","text_w_direction":"...Stanley?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15501,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Why are you calling me here at home?","text_w_direction":"Why are you calling me here at home?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15502,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Senor, are you happy with your---","text_w_direction":"[Spanish accent] Senor, are you happy with your---","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15503,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Michael, I know that's you. Why are you calling me here at home?","text_w_direction":"Michael, I know that's you. Why are you calling me here at home?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15504,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Have you--- Have you considered satellite television?","text_w_direction":"[speaking with a different voice] Have you--- Have you considered satellite television?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15505,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Michael, I know that's you. I know your voice. Why are you calling me here at home?","text_w_direction":"Michael, I know that's you. I know your voice. Why are you calling me here at home? [Michael hands up]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15506,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"When I'm at home at night in my own house in my sweats drinking some red wine watching my mystery stories, the last thing in the whole God forsaken world I want to hear is the voice of Michael Scott.","text_w_direction":"[on the phone] When I'm at home at night in my own house in my sweats drinking some red wine watching my mystery stories, the last thing in the whole God forsaken world I want to hear is the voice of Michael Scott.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15507,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well your son sounds like he's really motivated. I think it's crazy the coach won't play him frankly.","text_w_direction":"Well your son sounds like he's really motivated. I think it's crazy the coach won't play him frankly.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15508,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Nick","text":"My office.","text_w_direction":"[hangs up phone] My office.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15509,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You bet.","text_w_direction":"You bet.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15510,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Nick","text":"Just dial the number on the sheet and stick to the script. Say those words exactly, got it? I don't know why we have to keep on having this conversation.","text_w_direction":"Just dial the number on the sheet and stick to the script. Say those words exactly, got it? I don't know why we have to keep on having this conversation.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15511,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Look, I know sales, and I had that sale, I just needed a few more minutes---","text_w_direction":"Look, I know sales, and I had that sale, I just needed a few more minutes---","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15512,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Nick","text":"A few more minutes is a waste of our time.","text_w_direction":"A few more minutes is a waste of our time.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15513,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"It is not a waste of our time.","text_w_direction":"It is not a waste of our time.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15514,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Nick","text":"This is a trading game.","text_w_direction":"This is a trading game.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15515,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Micael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15516,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Nick","text":"You give a quick pitch. You make the sale. You move on. That's how Vikram does it.","text_w_direction":"You give a quick pitch. You make the sale. You move on. That's how Vikram does it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15517,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Vikram doesn't have my people skills.","text_w_direction":"Vikram doesn't have my people skills.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15518,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Nick","text":"Good for Vikram, because he out-sells you every night.","text_w_direction":"Good for Vikram, because he out-sells you every night.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15519,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I hope this conversation has helped.","text_w_direction":"Well, I hope this conversation has helped.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15520,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"And Harry saw the white hand raise its wand, and felt Voldemort's surge of vicious anger. Saw the frail old man on the floor write in agony. \"Harry?\" It was over quickly as it had come. Harry stood shaking in the darkness, clutching the gate in the garden, his heart racing.","text_w_direction":"[reading to Jim, Pam, and Mose] And Harry saw the white hand raise its wand, and felt Voldemort's surge of vicious anger. Saw the frail old man on the floor write in agony. \"Harry?\" It was over quickly as it had come. Harry stood shaking in the darkness, clutching the gate in the garden, his heart racing.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15521,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"What did you get tonight?","text_w_direction":"What did you get tonight?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15522,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Vikram","text":"Oh it looks like mixed masala, eggplant, and rice.","text_w_direction":"Oh it looks like mixed masala, eggplant, and rice.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15523,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, that looks good.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that looks good.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15524,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Vikram","text":"Oh, and what about you? Peanut butter flavor again?","text_w_direction":"Oh, and what about you? Peanut butter flavor again?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15525,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I am going with the vanilla crisp this evening.","text_w_direction":"I am going with the vanilla crisp this evening.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15526,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Vikram","text":"Enjoy.","text_w_direction":"Enjoy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15527,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15528,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Vikram","text":"I was a surgeon back home.","text_w_direction":"I was a surgeon back home.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15529,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15530,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Vikram","text":"Oh yeah.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15531,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Wonder what I would've been back home?","text_w_direction":"Wonder what I would've been back home?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15532,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Vikram","text":"Well this is your home.","text_w_direction":"Well this is your home.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15533,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I know, but it's competitive here. What's a dollar worth in your land? Medical school must cost like 40 bucks or a donkey or something.","text_w_direction":"I know, but it's competitive here. What's a dollar worth in your land? Medical school must cost like 40 bucks or a donkey or something.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15534,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Vikram","text":"Uhh, no.","text_w_direction":"Uhh, no.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15535,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I would've been chief of surgery... Or a cowboy.","text_w_direction":"I would've been chief of surgery... Or a cowboy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15536,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Wait, you're going up there?","text_w_direction":"[Jim and Pam hear noise] Wait, you're going up there?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15537,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah. Coward.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Coward.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15538,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Oh my God. What century is this?","text_w_direction":"[Pam sees Mose in an outhouse] Oh my God. What century is this?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15539,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You know what, here's the thing about Die Hard 4. Die Hard one, the original, John McClane was just this normal guy. You know, he's just a normal New York City cop, who gets his feet cut, and gets beat up. But he's an everyday guy. In Die Hard 4, he is jumping a motorcycle into a helicopter. In air. You know? He's invincible. It just sort of lost what Die Hard was. It's not Terminator.","text_w_direction":"You know what, here's the thing about Die Hard 4. Die Hard one, the original, John McClane was just this normal guy. You know, he's just a normal New York City cop, who gets his feet cut, and gets beat up. But he's an everyday guy. In Die Hard 4, he is jumping a motorcycle into a helicopter. In air. You know? He's invincible. It just sort of lost what Die Hard was. It's not Terminator.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15540,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Co-Worker 2","text":"Dude, you should review movies.","text_w_direction":"Dude, you should review movies. [other co-workers agree]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15541,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I actually wrote a movie.","text_w_direction":"I actually wrote a movie.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15542,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Co-Worker 3","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15543,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I'm writing one, yeah.","text_w_direction":"I'm writing one, yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15544,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Co-Worker 3","text":"What's it about?","text_w_direction":"What's it about?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15545,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Um, sort of a spy, thriller...","text_w_direction":"Um, sort of a spy, thriller...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15546,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Nick","text":"What's so captivating? I like captivating things. And this must be really captivating because it's keeping you off the phones. I mean time is your money, that's how I know how captivating it is. Because how much time you spend talking.","text_w_direction":"What's so captivating? [everyone stops talking, go back to work] I like captivating things. And this must be really captivating because it's keeping you off the phones. I mean time is your money, that's how I know how captivating it is. Because how much time you spend talking.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15547,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Ugh, your turn.","text_w_direction":"[Pam and Jim hear Dwight crying] Ugh, your turn.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15548,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Come in. Did you have another nightmare?","text_w_direction":"[Jim knocks on Dwight's door, crying stops] Come in. Did you have another nightmare?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15549,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Hey Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Hey Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15550,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, Jim. I thought you were Mose.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Jim. I thought you were Mose.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15551,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Does Mose have nightmares?","text_w_direction":"Does Mose have nightmares?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15552,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh yes. Ever since the storm.","text_w_direction":"Oh yes. Ever since the storm.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15553,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Is everything satisfactory with your stay?","text_w_direction":"Is everything satisfactory with your stay?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15554,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15555,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15556,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Just thought that I heard crying, moaning, or something in here.","text_w_direction":"Just thought that I heard crying, moaning, or something in here.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15557,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh. Well I'll look into that in the morning. Thank you for bringing that to the attention of the staff.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Well I'll look into that in the morning. Thank you for bringing that to the attention of the staff.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15558,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Good night, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Good night, Dwight. [Jim leaves, Dwight continues crying]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15559,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Co-Worker 2","text":"Yeah, so we're all gonna go out for a beer. Do you wanna come?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, so we're all gonna go out for a beer. Do you wanna come?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15560,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Co-Worker 3","text":"We'd love for you to come, Michael.","text_w_direction":"We'd love for you to come, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15561,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Thanks, no, I have work tomorrow morning.","text_w_direction":"Thanks, no, I have work tomorrow morning.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15562,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Co-Worker 2","text":"All right, next time dude.","text_w_direction":"All right, next time dude.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15563,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, see you guys. Hey, how you doin'?","text_w_direction":"Okay, see you guys. [Sees Jan] Hey, how you doin'?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15564,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"You drive, I had too much wine.","text_w_direction":"You drive, I had too much wine.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15565,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. How's yoga?","text_w_direction":"Okay. How's yoga?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15566,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"I didn't go.","text_w_direction":"I didn't go.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15567,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Wh-Why not?","text_w_direction":"Wh-Why not?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15568,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"I just didn't!","text_w_direction":"I just didn't!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15569,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15570,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"How was improv?","text_w_direction":"How was improv?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15571,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Good night Vikram.","text_w_direction":"Good night Vikram.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15572,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Vikram","text":"Good night.","text_w_direction":"Good night.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15573,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, congrats on the bonus.","text_w_direction":"Hey, congrats on the bonus.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15574,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Vikram","text":"Thank you Michael.","text_w_direction":"Thank you Michael.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15575,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I'm gonna have it one of these nights.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna have it one of these nights.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15576,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Vikram","text":"Well if you concentrate and make your calls faster, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Well if you concentrate and make your calls faster, yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15577,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Good night.","text_w_direction":"Good night.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15578,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Vikram","text":"Good night.","text_w_direction":"Good night.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15579,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Michael. Morning. Hey Dwight, how are you?","text_w_direction":"Michael. Morning. Hey Dwight, how are you?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15580,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Pam.","text_w_direction":"Pam.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15581,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"You okay?","text_w_direction":"You okay?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15582,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I am better than you have ever been or ever will be.","text_w_direction":"I am better than you have ever been or ever will be. [Ryan walks in]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15583,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Hey guys! What's happening? How's my favorite branch doin'?","text_w_direction":"Hey guys! What's happening? How's my favorite branch doin'?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15584,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Okay, Michael, why dont you start us off?","text_w_direction":"Okay, Michael, why dont you start us off?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15585,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Um... that wasn't much of an introduction.","text_w_direction":"Um... that wasn't much of an introduction.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15586,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Ladies and gentlemen, your boss, Michael Scott.","text_w_direction":"Ladies and gentlemen, your boss, Michael Scott.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15587,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Ahh, still lame. Okay. All right. Thank you, Ryan, for that wonderful introduction. Okay, um, today we're gonna be talking... about...PowerPoint! PowerPoint! PowerPoint! PowerPoint!","text_w_direction":"Ahh, still lame. Okay. All right. Thank you, Ryan, for that wonderful introduction. Okay, um, today we're gonna be talking... about...PowerPoint! PowerPoint! PowerPoint! PowerPoint!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15588,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yes I forgot about Ryan's presentation. And yes, it would have been nice to do well with the first presentation he had given me. But you know what else would have been nice? Winning the lottery.","text_w_direction":"Yes I forgot about Ryan's presentation. And yes, it would have been nice to do well with the first presentation he had given me. But you know what else would have been nice? Winning the lottery.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15589,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"And the best way to start is to hit start. And up comes the toolbar, that's what she said. What we have to do here is go to Run, and then you look up to PowerPoint. And we are in. We are going to register. You hit register--- Updates are ready. I should update. Um, estimated time 12 minutes, so this should take 5 or 10 minutes.","text_w_direction":"And the best way to start is to hit start. And up comes the toolbar, that's what she said. What we have to do here is go to Run, and then you look up to PowerPoint. And we are in. We are going to register. You hit register--- Updates are ready. I should update. Um, estimated time 12 minutes, so this should take 5 or 10 minutes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15590,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Is this the first time you ever opened PowerPoint?","text_w_direction":"Is this the first time you ever opened PowerPoint?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15591,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15592,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"You didn't prepare a presentation at all, did you?","text_w_direction":"You didn't prepare a presentation at all, did you?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15593,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No, I had a really rough night, and my boss can back you up on that.","text_w_direction":"No, I had a really rough night, and my boss can back you up on that.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15594,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"I'm your boss.","text_w_direction":"I'm your boss.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15595,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"My other boss, Mr. Figaro.","text_w_direction":"My other boss, Mr. Figaro.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15596,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"You have another job?","text_w_direction":"You have another job?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15597,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"What I do between 5","text_w_direction":"What I do between 5","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15598,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Are you a cocktail waitress?","text_w_direction":"Are you a cocktail waitress?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15599,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"You can not have another job if it affects your work here.","text_w_direction":"You can not have another job if it affects your work here.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15600,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"It won't.","text_w_direction":"It won't.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15601,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"It did, all ready.","text_w_direction":"It did, all ready.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15602,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, honestly, it was unlikely I was gonna figure this out anyways.","text_w_direction":"Okay, honestly, it was unlikely I was gonna figure this out anyways. [Kelly laughs]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15603,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"You're so funny.","text_w_direction":"You're so funny.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15604,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Why is Darryl here? He works in the warehouse.","text_w_direction":"Why is Darryl here? He works in the warehouse.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15605,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"I invited him.","text_w_direction":"I invited him.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15606,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"It's not a party. Darryl, back downstairs, this isn't information you need.","text_w_direction":"It's not a party. Darryl, back downstairs, this isn't information you need.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15607,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"There's information here? Yeah, you're right, I don't need this.","text_w_direction":"There's information here? Yeah, you're right, I don't need this.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15608,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay. [makes out with Darryl]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15609,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey, get off.","text_w_direction":"Hey, get off.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15610,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Umm, see you later tonight.","text_w_direction":"Umm, see you later tonight.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15611,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"I have plans later.","text_w_direction":"I have plans later.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15612,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Okay, bye honey.","text_w_direction":"Okay, bye honey.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15613,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"How long until you actually get this presentation ready?","text_w_direction":"How long until you actually get this presentation ready?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15614,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Why don't you do the presentation, because you know how to do it?","text_w_direction":"Why don't you do the presentation, because you know how to do it?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15615,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"You know what I really want? Honestly Michael, is for you to know it, so you can communicate to the people here, to your clients, to whomever.","text_w_direction":"You know what I really want? Honestly Michael, is for you to know it, so you can communicate to the people here, to your clients, to whomever.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15616,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Huh, okay.","text_w_direction":"Huh, okay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15617,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15618,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"It's whoever, not whomever.","text_w_direction":"It's whoever, not whomever.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15619,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"No, it's whomever.","text_w_direction":"No, it's whomever.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15620,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No, whomever is never actually right.","text_w_direction":"No, whomever is never actually right.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15621,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"No, sometimes its right.","text_w_direction":"No, sometimes its right.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15622,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"Michael is right. It's a made-up word used to trick students.","text_w_direction":"Michael is right. It's a made-up word used to trick students.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15623,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"No. Actually, whomever is the formal version of the word.","text_w_direction":"No. Actually, whomever is the formal version of the word.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15624,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Obviously it's a real word, but I don't know when to use it correctly.","text_w_direction":"Obviously it's a real word, but I don't know when to use it correctly.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15625,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Not a native speaker.","text_w_direction":"Not a native speaker.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15626,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"I know what's right, but I'm not gonna say, because you're all jerks who didn't come see my band last night.","text_w_direction":"I know what's right, but I'm not gonna say, because you're all jerks who didn't come see my band last night.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15627,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Do you really know which one is correct?","text_w_direction":"Do you really know which one is correct?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15628,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15629,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"It's 'whom' when it's the object of a sentence, and 'who' when it's the subject.","text_w_direction":"It's 'whom' when it's the object of a sentence, and 'who' when it's the subject.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15630,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah, that sounds right.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, that sounds right.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15631,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well it sounds right, but is it?","text_w_direction":"Well it sounds right, but is it?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15632,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"How did Ryan use it? As an object?","text_w_direction":"How did Ryan use it? As an object?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15633,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"As an object.","text_w_direction":"As an object.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15634,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Ryan used me an object.","text_w_direction":"Ryan used me an object.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15635,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Is he right about that?","text_w_direction":"Is he right about that?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15636,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"How did he use it again?","text_w_direction":"How did he use it again?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15637,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"It was Ryan wanted Michael, the subject, to explain the computer system, the object.","text_w_direction":"It was Ryan wanted Michael, the subject, to explain the computer system, the object.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15638,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15639,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"To whomever, meaning us, the indirect object. Which is the correct usage of the word.","text_w_direction":"To whomever, meaning us, the indirect object. Which is the correct usage of the word.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15640,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No one, uh, asked you anything ever, so whomever's name is Toby, why don't you take a letter opener and stick it into your skull.","text_w_direction":"No one, uh, asked you anything ever, so whomever's name is Toby, why don't you take a letter opener and stick it into your skull.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15641,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Wait! This doesn't matter. And I don't even care. Michael, you quit the other job, or you're fired here.","text_w_direction":"Wait! This doesn't matter. And I don't even care. Michael, you quit the other job, or you're fired here.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15642,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I've never done this before. I've never quit anything in my life. So, you are filming history.","text_w_direction":"I've never done this before. I've never quit anything in my life. So, you are filming history.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15643,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Nick, I had a dream last night that I had two full time jobs. One here at the Lipophedrazone diet pill company---","text_w_direction":"Nick, I had a dream last night that I had two full time jobs. One here at the Lipophedrazone diet pill company---","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15644,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Mr. Figaro","text":"Lipophedrine","text_w_direction":"Lipophedrine","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15645,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"And the other I was a Regional Manager of a small paper supply company called Dunder Mifflin.","text_w_direction":"And the other I was a Regional Manager of a small paper supply company called Dunder Mifflin.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15646,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Mr. Figaro","text":"Never heard of it.","text_w_direction":"Never heard of it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15647,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"In this dream I did both of these jobs beautifully, and I loved it, and everybody loved me. But the truth is, I can't do this.","text_w_direction":"In this dream I did both of these jobs beautifully, and I loved it, and everybody loved me. But the truth is, I can't do this.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15648,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Mr. Figaro","text":"Are you quitting?","text_w_direction":"Are you quitting?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15649,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I am.","text_w_direction":"I am.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15650,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Mr. Figaro","text":"Come back anytime, don't forget to disinfect your headset.","text_w_direction":"Come back anytime, don't forget to disinfect your headset.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15651,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I was never in this for the money. But it turns out that the money was an absolute necessity for me. I tried to live the dream. I tried to have a job, a girlfriend, another job, and I failed. But the good thing about the American dream is that you can just go to sleep, and try it all again the next night.","text_w_direction":"I was never in this for the money. But it turns out that the money was an absolute necessity for me. I tried to live the dream. I tried to have a job, a girlfriend, another job, and I failed. But the good thing about the American dream is that you can just go to sleep, and try it all again the next night.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15652,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"So.","text_w_direction":"So.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15653,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"What's up?","text_w_direction":"What's up?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15654,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Me. All night. Dreaming about Angela's smoking hot body.","text_w_direction":"Me. All night. Dreaming about Angela's smoking hot body.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15655,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"You're being gross.","text_w_direction":"You're being gross.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15656,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Not from a male perspective. You need to set me up with her, I know she told you that she's looking, and she's totally not responding to my moves.","text_w_direction":"Not from a male perspective. You need to set me up with her, I know she told you that she's looking, and she's totally not responding to my moves.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15657,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"What moves?","text_w_direction":"What moves?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15658,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"I have moon-walked past accounting like ten times.","text_w_direction":"I have moon-walked past accounting like ten times.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15659,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I can't believe that's not working.","text_w_direction":"I can't believe that's not working.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15660,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15661,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Um, I don't know if I really see you two together.","text_w_direction":"Um, I don't know if I really see you two together.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15662,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Really? Well, maybe you should look in the smart part of your brain.","text_w_direction":"Really? Well, maybe you should look in the smart part of your brain.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15663,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"She's very religious.","text_w_direction":"She's very religious.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15664,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Okay, well I come from a line Wasps so long it leads back to Moses.","text_w_direction":"Okay, well I come from a line Wasps so long it leads back to Moses.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15665,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, well she takes her convictions pretty seriously, she can be kind of severe.","text_w_direction":"Okay, well she takes her convictions pretty seriously, she can be kind of severe.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15666,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, and I punched a hole in a wall.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, and I punched a hole in a wall.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15667,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"That's right, you did.","text_w_direction":"That's right, you did.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15668,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15669,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Now that I think about it, Angela and Andy might actually make a good couple. But I couldn't do that to Dwight... or Angela... or Andy.","text_w_direction":"Now that I think about it, Angela and Andy might actually make a good couple. But I couldn't do that to Dwight... or Angela... or Andy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15670,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hey Kevin, you're a gambler right? A rounder, you play the ponies, small horses.","text_w_direction":"Hey Kevin, you're a gambler right? A rounder, you play the ponies, small horses.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15671,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"I do gamble Michael.","text_w_direction":"I do gamble Michael.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15672,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, I was thinking about doing some gambling myself. You know, just a little bit of money. Maybe doubling it, and them doubling it seven more times. I don't know, kind of just for fun. I was thinking, do you have tips, or ideas about sure things. Like a boxer who is going to throw the big fight, you know, like, like he's tied into some crooked dealings, maybe his kid is sick or something. Like, who do I call about that?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I was thinking about doing some gambling myself. You know, just a little bit of money. Maybe doubling it, and them doubling it seven more times. I don't know, kind of just for fun. I was thinking, do you have tips, or ideas about sure things. Like a boxer who is going to throw the big fight, you know, like, like he's tied into some crooked dealings, maybe his kid is sick or something. Like, who do I call about that?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15673,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"The mob.","text_w_direction":"The mob.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15674,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Do you know anybody in the mob?","text_w_direction":"Do you know anybody in the mob?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15675,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"","text_w_direction":"[shakes head no]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15676,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, um, Oscar, I'm going to need to take another advance on my salary.","text_w_direction":"Okay, um, Oscar, I'm going to need to take another advance on my salary.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15677,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"What do you mean you have plans tonight?","text_w_direction":"What do you mean you have plans tonight?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15678,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"I have my daughter tonight; we're renting Charlotte's Web.","text_w_direction":"I have my daughter tonight; we're renting Charlotte's Web.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15679,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Well, you have to make a choice, it's either your daughter, or me.","text_w_direction":"Well, you have to make a choice, it's either your daughter, or me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15680,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"My daughter.","text_w_direction":"My daughter.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15681,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Okay, I see how it is. Oops.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I see how it is. [pushes a stack of files onto the floor] Oops.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15682,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"That was cold.","text_w_direction":"That was cold.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15683,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"","text_w_direction":"[makes a W then an L with her fingers, and then runs a finger across her throat]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15684,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"He's always been terrible with money.","text_w_direction":"He's always been terrible with money.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15685,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"I bet it's Jan spending him straight to the poor house.","text_w_direction":"I bet it's Jan spending him straight to the poor house.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15686,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah, women be shoppin'.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, women be shoppin'.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15687,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Meredith","text":"I can't believe he has a second job.","text_w_direction":"I can't believe he has a second job.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15688,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"He's not even good at his first one.","text_w_direction":"He's not even good at his first one.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15689,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hey guys.","text_w_direction":"Hey guys.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15690,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Shh.","text_w_direction":"Shh.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15691,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"What'cha talking about? Okay, I know what's going on. You're talking about Jim and Pam, if they're having s*x, what it looks like, I know, I think---","text_w_direction":"What'cha talking about? [camera pans to each face in the break room] Okay, I know what's going on. You're talking about Jim and Pam, if they're having s*x, what it looks like, I know, I think---","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15692,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15693,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, hey, hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey, hey.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15694,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Michael, are you having money problems?","text_w_direction":"Michael, are you having money problems?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15695,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Monkey problem? No, I'm not having monkey problems. Why would I have monkey problems?","text_w_direction":"Monkey problem? No, I'm not having monkey problems. Why would I have monkey problems?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15696,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"You heard me correctly.","text_w_direction":"You heard me correctly.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15697,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, I hate monkeys.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I hate monkeys.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15698,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"What's going on, why do you have a second job?","text_w_direction":"What's going on, why do you have a second job?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15699,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I don't have a second job. Maybe I'm having an affair with Suzanne Summers.","text_w_direction":"I don't have a second job. Maybe I'm having an affair with Suzanne Summers.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15700,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Doesn't Jan have money?","text_w_direction":"Doesn't Jan have money?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15701,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I don't talk to my girlfriend about money. It is rude, and unsexual.","text_w_direction":"I don't talk to my girlfriend about money. It is rude, and unsexual.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15702,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"True, it's best to hide our money problems from women.","text_w_direction":"True, it's best to hide our money problems from women.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15703,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I totally agree with you. But I don't have money problems, I don't. Alright, you know what? Watch this, if I had money problems, would I do this?","text_w_direction":"I totally agree with you. But I don't have money problems, I don't. Alright, you know what? Watch this, if I had money problems, would I do this? [Michael holds up a bill, crumples it up, puts it back in his pocket]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15704,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar and Stanley","text":"You just put it back in your pocket.","text_w_direction":"You just put it back in your pocket.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15705,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, but I destroyed it, it's not even useable anymore.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but I destroyed it, it's not even useable anymore.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15706,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey, let's call this what it is.","text_w_direction":"Hey, let's call this what it is.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15707,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"It's like she only wants to hook up when Ryan comes around. It's gotten to the point where I get excited every time I see that little dude walk through the door.","text_w_direction":"It's like she only wants to hook up when Ryan comes around. It's gotten to the point where I get excited every time I see that little dude walk through the door.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15708,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Well, I just need to know where this is going.","text_w_direction":"Well, I just need to know where this is going.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15709,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey, I like you. Oh yeah, what's not to like? But you need to access your uncrazy side, otherwise maybe this thing's run its course.","text_w_direction":"Hey, I like you. Oh yeah, what's not to like? But you need to access your uncrazy side, otherwise maybe this thing's run its course.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15710,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Don't you dare walk away from me Darryl Philben, you are the most selfish person I've ever met in my entire---","text_w_direction":"Don't you dare walk away from me Darryl Philben, you are the most selfish person I've ever met in my entire---","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15711,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Slow down, think it over.","text_w_direction":"Slow down, think it over.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15712,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Darryl Philben is the most complicated man that I've ever met. I mean, who says exactly what they're thinking? What kind of game is that?","text_w_direction":"Darryl Philben is the most complicated man that I've ever met. I mean, who says exactly what they're thinking? What kind of game is that?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15713,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"Hey cuz, heard you're having money problems.","text_w_direction":"Hey cuz, heard you're having money problems.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15714,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No you didn't.","text_w_direction":"No you didn't.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15715,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"Listen, I've got the answer. You declare bankruptcy, all your problems go away.","text_w_direction":"Listen, I've got the answer. You declare bankruptcy, all your problems go away.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15716,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"Creed Bratton has never declared bankruptcy. When Creed Bratton gets in trouble, he transfers his debt to William Charles Schneider.","text_w_direction":"Creed Bratton has never declared bankruptcy. When Creed Bratton gets in trouble, he transfers his debt to William Charles Schneider.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15717,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"How would that help Creed? In Monopoly when you go bankrupt, you lose.","text_w_direction":"How would that help Creed? In Monopoly when you go bankrupt, you lose.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15718,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"You don't go by Monopoly man, that game is nuts. Nobody just picks up \"get out of jail free\" cards, those things cost thousands.","text_w_direction":"You don't go by Monopoly man, that game is nuts. Nobody just picks up \"get out of jail free\" cards, those things cost thousands.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15719,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"That is a good point.","text_w_direction":"That is a good point.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15720,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"Bankruptcy, Michael, is nature's do-over. It's a fresh start, it's a clean slate.","text_w_direction":"Bankruptcy, Michael, is nature's do-over. It's a fresh start, it's a clean slate.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15721,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Like the witness protection program.","text_w_direction":"Like the witness protection program.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15722,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"Exactly.","text_w_direction":"Exactly.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15723,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Not at all.","text_w_direction":"Not at all.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15724,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I've always wanted to be in the witness protection program. Fresh start, no debts, no baggage. I've already got my name picked out, Lord Rupert Everton. I'm a shipping merchant who raises fancy dogs. That's the life.","text_w_direction":"I've always wanted to be in the witness protection program. Fresh start, no debts, no baggage. I've already got my name picked out, Lord Rupert Everton. I'm a shipping merchant who raises fancy dogs. That's the life.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15725,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I... DECLARE... BANKRUPTCY!","text_w_direction":"I... DECLARE... BANKRUPTCY!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15726,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Hey, I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the word bankruptcy and expect anything to happen.","text_w_direction":"Hey, I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the word bankruptcy and expect anything to happen.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15727,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I didn't say it, I declared it.","text_w_direction":"I didn't say it, I declared it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15728,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Still, that's not anything.","text_w_direction":"Still, that's not anything.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15729,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"This is a lot of credit card debt.","text_w_direction":"This is a lot of credit card debt.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15730,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, tell me about it.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, tell me about it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15731,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Mmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmm.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15732,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You know, Jan has my credit cards, and she's using them as if I'm made of money, she thinks I'm a human ATM machine.","text_w_direction":"You know, Jan has my credit cards, and she's using them as if I'm made of money, she thinks I'm a human ATM machine.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15733,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Okay, a hundred and twenty-five dollars, Amazon.","text_w_direction":"Okay, a hundred and twenty-five dollars, Amazon.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15734,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, that's the Muppet Show, on DVD, classic.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that's the Muppet Show, on DVD, classic.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15735,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Twelve hundred dollars. What's a Core Blaster Extreme?","text_w_direction":"Twelve hundred dollars. What's a Core Blaster Extreme?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15736,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"That is by far the best way to strengthen your core. This machine, you sit on a stabilizer ball, you put your feet into the power stir-ups, you reach up and you grab onto the super rod, and you twist, and you twist, and you twist. It strengthens your entire core. Your back core, your arm core, the Marine Core actually uses it. I think that's how they got a core.","text_w_direction":"That is by far the best way to strengthen your core. This machine, you sit on a stabilizer ball, you put your feet into the power stir-ups, you reach up and you grab onto the super rod, and you twist, and you twist, and you twist. It strengthens your entire core. Your back core, your arm core, the Marine Core actually uses it. I think that's how they got a core.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15737,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"I left a little present for Angela. I think she's going to like it, because I found it outside of Vance Refrigeration all alone, and I told her in the note that the cat came to find her, that they were destined to be together. I got game.","text_w_direction":"I left a little present for Angela. I think she's going to like it, because I found it outside of Vance Refrigeration all alone, and I told her in the note that the cat came to find her, that they were destined to be together. I got game.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15738,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Okay, the green bar is what you spend every month on stuff you need, like a car and a house.","text_w_direction":"Okay, the green bar is what you spend every month on stuff you need, like a car and a house.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15739,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Mm-hm. That is so cool how you have my name at the top.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hm. That is so cool how you have my name at the top.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15740,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"The red bar is what you spend on non-essentials, like magazines, entertainment, things like that.","text_w_direction":"The red bar is what you spend on non-essentials, like magazines, entertainment, things like that.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15741,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Right.","text_w_direction":"Right.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15742,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"This scary black bar is what you spend on things that no one ever, ever needs, like multiple magic sets, professional bass fishing equipment.","text_w_direction":"This scary black bar is what you spend on things that no one ever, ever needs, like multiple magic sets, professional bass fishing equipment.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15743,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"How do they do this so fast? Is this power-point?","text_w_direction":"How do they do this so fast? Is this power-point?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15744,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Man, Angela really had a hold on him. Angela.","text_w_direction":"Man, Angela really had a hold on him. [Dwight playing the recorder in the background] Angela.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15745,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Michael, I'm going to set you and Jan up with a debt consolidator, you meet with this guy.","text_w_direction":"Michael, I'm going to set you and Jan up with a debt consolidator, you meet with this guy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15746,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, we are going to leave Jan out of this.","text_w_direction":"No, no, we are going to leave Jan out of this.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15747,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"She has to know.","text_w_direction":"She has to know.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15748,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"We will find another way, we'll ask power-point.","text_w_direction":"We will find another way, we'll ask power-point.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15749,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Michael, this is a presentation tool.","text_w_direction":"Michael, this is a presentation tool.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15750,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You're a presentation tool if you think I'm gonna tell Jan about this.","text_w_direction":"You're a presentation tool if you think I'm gonna tell Jan about this.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15751,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"I'm done!","text_w_direction":"I'm done!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15752,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No you're not! Ok, just... you're not a tool. Look, we'll tell her that it's bad, but it could've been a lot worse but due to some fancy financial foot work I was able to cut it in half.","text_w_direction":"No you're not! Ok, just... you're not a tool. Look, we'll tell her that it's bad, but it could've been a lot worse but due to some fancy financial foot work I was able to cut it in half.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15753,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Jan is smart.","text_w_direction":"Jan is smart.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15754,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"She poses.","text_w_direction":"She poses.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15755,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight, how's the hotel business?","text_w_direction":"Dwight, how's the hotel business?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15756,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Stupid.","text_w_direction":"Stupid.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15757,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Have you checked Trip Advisor recently?","text_w_direction":"Have you checked Trip Advisor recently?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15758,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15759,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Maybe you should.","text_w_direction":"Maybe you should.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15760,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Maybe you should. Whatever.","text_w_direction":"Maybe you should. Whatever.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15761,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"We wrote a good review. Under comments, we wrote, the natural aroma of the beets drifts into the bedroom and makes you dream of simpler times.","text_w_direction":"We wrote a good review. Under comments, we wrote, the natural aroma of the beets drifts into the bedroom and makes you dream of simpler times.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15762,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"The dawn goose walk will tug at your heartstrings.","text_w_direction":"The dawn goose walk will tug at your heartstrings.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15763,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Table making never seemed so possible.","text_w_direction":"Table making never seemed so possible.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15764,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"You will never want to leave your room.","text_w_direction":"You will never want to leave your room.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15765,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"The architecture reminds one of a quaint Tuscan beet farm.","text_w_direction":"The architecture reminds one of a quaint Tuscan beet farm.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15766,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm glad you enjoyed your stay.","text_w_direction":"I'm glad you enjoyed your stay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15767,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"We really did. It was fun.","text_w_direction":"We really did. It was fun.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15768,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"So due to Michael's clever financial maneuvering, he finds himself tremendously in debt.","text_w_direction":"So due to Michael's clever financial maneuvering, he finds himself tremendously in debt.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15769,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"You're broke?","text_w_direction":"[on phone] You're broke?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15770,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Um, that's, how did you get that from what Oscar's saying?","text_w_direction":"Um, that's, how did you get that from what Oscar's saying?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15771,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Michael, how did this happen? Where did all your money go? I don't, I don't get this. I really don't. I don't know how you could be so irresponsible. I mean, this is, it is astounding to me, really. I don't know what more to say.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Michael, how did this happen? Where did all your money go? I don't, I don't get this. I really don't. I don't know how you could be so irresponsible. I mean, this is, it is astounding to me, really. I don't know what more to say.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15772,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Jan.","text_w_direction":"Jan.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15773,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Yeah, what?","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Yeah, what?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15774,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Michael left.","text_w_direction":"Michael left.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15775,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Okay, where did he go?","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Okay, where did he go?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15776,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15777,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Well, is he coming right back?","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Well, is he coming right back?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15778,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"I don't think so.","text_w_direction":"I don't think so.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15779,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"I'll be right there.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] I'll be right there.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15780,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"What am I doing? I am blowing dodge. I'm getting out of town. Whatever you call it, I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.","text_w_direction":"What am I doing? I am blowing dodge. I'm getting out of town. Whatever you call it, I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15781,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"You may ask me out to dinner. Nothing fancy or foreign, no bars, no patios, no vegetables, and no seafood.","text_w_direction":"[to Andy] You may ask me out to dinner. Nothing fancy or foreign, no bars, no patios, no vegetables, and no seafood.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15782,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15783,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Uhh-mmm","text_w_direction":"Uhh-mmm [moaning]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15784,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Did I ever tell you why I left Scranton?","text_w_direction":"Did I ever tell you why I left Scranton?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15785,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"No you didn't.","text_w_direction":"[incoherent mumbling] No you didn't.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15786,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, I didn't think I had. Well, it was all about Pam.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I didn't think I had. Well, it was all about Pam.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15787,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Mmm-uh-mm","text_w_direction":"Mmm-uh-mm [incoherent mumbling]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15788,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, I mean she was with Roy, and, uh, I just couldn't take it. I mean, I lost it Dwight. I couldn't sleep, I couldn't concentrate on anything. Even weird stuff, like food had no taste. So my solution was to move away. It was awful. It was something that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy, and that includes you.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I mean she was with Roy, and, uh, I just couldn't take it. I mean, I lost it Dwight. I couldn't sleep, I couldn't concentrate on anything. Even weird stuff, like food had no taste. So my solution was to move away. It was awful. It was something that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy, and that includes you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15789,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[sobbing, reaches out to Jim after he walked away]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15790,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, I was thinking about dinner---","text_w_direction":"Hey, I was thinking about dinner--- [Jim grabs her face and kisses her]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15791,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Ah, dinner. Let's see, maybe we should try the new Italian place, where the drive-in used to be.","text_w_direction":"Ah, dinner. Let's see, maybe we should try the new Italian place, where the drive-in used to be.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15792,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15793,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15794,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15795,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15796,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Jim's just really passionate about Italian food.","text_w_direction":"Jim's just really passionate about Italian food.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15797,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yep, I'm very passionate about Italian food. In fact, um, I'm in love with Italian food.","text_w_direction":"Yep, I'm very passionate about Italian food. In fact, um, I'm in love with Italian food.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15798,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Jan, he went running that way.","text_w_direction":"Jan, he went running that way.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15799,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright. [throws her keys at Oscar]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15800,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Runaway train, never come back. Runaway and I'm never coming back.","text_w_direction":"[singing] Runaway train, never come back. Runaway and I'm never coming back.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15801,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15802,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hey Jan.","text_w_direction":"Hey Jan.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15803,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"What's going on?","text_w_direction":"What's going on?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15804,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Not much, what's up with you?","text_w_direction":"Not much, what's up with you?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15805,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Well, why are you sitting on a train? Where are you going?","text_w_direction":"Well, why are you sitting on a train? Where are you going?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15806,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I'm out of answers Jan.","text_w_direction":"I'm out of answers Jan.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15807,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"What does that mean?","text_w_direction":"What does that mean?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15808,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I told you, no more answers. This is who I am now. A guy on a train with no answers. I hope that can be enough for you.","text_w_direction":"I told you, no more answers. This is who I am now. A guy on a train with no answers. I hope that can be enough for you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15809,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Michael, come on. Running away from your problems won't solve anything. You know that.","text_w_direction":"Michael, come on. Running away from your problems won't solve anything. You know that.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15810,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know that.","text_w_direction":"I don't know that.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15811,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Your creditors can follow you anywhere with ease. Your debt follows you around the world, electronically.","text_w_direction":"Your creditors can follow you anywhere with ease. Your debt follows you around the world, electronically.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15812,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I'll stay off the grid.","text_w_direction":"I'll stay off the grid.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15813,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Uh, Michael, come on, come on, you can deal with this. It's not that bad.","text_w_direction":"Uh, Michael, come on, come on, you can deal with this. It's not that bad.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15814,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah it is, it is. I really messed up.","text_w_direction":"Yeah it is, it is. I really messed up.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15815,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Well, when my life fell apart and they, and they screwed me in New York, and I felt like my whole world was collapsing around me, I didn't have anyone. I mean, my whole family still won't even talk to me, on the advice of counsel, and my friends were just waiting for this to happen.","text_w_direction":"Well, when my life fell apart and they, and they screwed me in New York, and I felt like my whole world was collapsing around me, I didn't have anyone. I mean, my whole family still won't even talk to me, on the advice of counsel, and my friends were just waiting for this to happen.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15816,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"That's really nice of you to say.","text_w_direction":"That's really nice of you to say.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15817,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Michael, no, what I want to say is you were there for me. By my side. Without even a thought. That's just who you are. I mean, no matter how badly I treat you, or what I'm going through, you just, you are there for me. And that is a guy worth staying beside. So, where's this train taking us?","text_w_direction":"Michael, no, what I want to say is you were there for me. By my side. Without even a thought. That's just who you are. I mean, no matter how badly I treat you, or what I'm going through, you just, you are there for me. And that is a guy worth staying beside. So, where's this train taking us?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15818,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I think the engineer left.","text_w_direction":"I think the engineer left.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15819,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Hello, this is Dwight Schrute calling from Dunder-Mifflin, and according to our records you appear to be low on office supplies. Okay, sure, yeah I can take care of that right now.","text_w_direction":"[takes a ruler and shoves it between his desk and Jim's, knocking Jim's files on the floor] Hello, this is Dwight Schrute calling from Dunder-Mifflin, and according to our records you appear to be low on office supplies. Okay, sure, yeah I can take care of that right now.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15820,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Don't sell your implants please.","text_w_direction":"Don't sell your implants please.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15821,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"I'm keeping them. I know you like them. They're kind of uncomfortable though.","text_w_direction":"I'm keeping them. I know you like them. They're kind of uncomfortable though.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15822,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"That's nice though.","text_w_direction":"That's nice though.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15823,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"It's kind of painful and my nipples are over-sensitive now.","text_w_direction":"It's kind of painful and my nipples are over-sensitive now.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15824,"season":4,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Money (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Lieerstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"It looks cute though.","text_w_direction":"It looks cute though.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2341,"air_date":"2007-10-18"}
{"index":15825,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah! Everything! Oh it's all good, it's all good. Phyllis!","text_w_direction":"Yeah! Everything! Oh it's all good, it's all good. Phyllis!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15826,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"Dancing babies!","text_w_direction":"Dancing babies!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15827,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Dancing babies! I love it! I love it!","text_w_direction":"Dancing babies! I love it! I love it!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15828,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"We are making a commercial for Dunder Mifflin today. Our first ad ever. Corporate purchased some air time in local markets to spread the word about Dunder Mifflin Infinity and they are even sending up a professional ad company to help us make it later so... it's uh, not too shabby.","text_w_direction":"We are making a commercial for Dunder Mifflin today. Our first ad ever. Corporate purchased some air time in local markets to spread the word about Dunder Mifflin Infinity and they are even sending up a professional ad company to help us make it later so... it's uh, not too shabby.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15829,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Best ad ever. Gimme a break, gimme a break, break me off a piece of that... I am totally blanking. What is the thing?","text_w_direction":"Best ad ever. [sings in the tune of the \"Kit Kat theme song\"] Gimme a break, gimme a break, break me off a piece of that... I am totally blanking. What is the thing?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15830,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Nobody tell him!","text_w_direction":"Nobody tell him!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15831,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"What? No, why?","text_w_direction":"What? No, why?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15832,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"You got it, you're so close!","text_w_direction":"You got it, you're so close!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15833,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Break me off a piece of that... huh huh huh... br- applesauce.","text_w_direction":"[singing] Break me off a piece of that... huh huh huh... br- applesauce.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15834,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Break me off a piece of that applesauce, I don't think...","text_w_direction":"Break me off a piece of that applesauce, I don't think...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15835,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Break me off a piece of that Chrysler car.","text_w_direction":"Break me off a piece of that Chrysler car.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15836,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Nope.","text_w_direction":"Nope.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15837,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Football cream. Grr!","text_w_direction":"Football cream. Grr!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15838,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, it's football cream. It's football cream. Alright! So, anybody else?","text_w_direction":"Okay, it's football cream. It's football cream. Alright! So, anybody else?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15839,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I'm taking a computer animation class so I could try to do a logo.","text_w_direction":"I'm taking a computer animation class so I could try to do a logo.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15840,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Look at that. Even the receptionist is getting in on the creativity. Very good, very good.","text_w_direction":"Look at that. Even the receptionist is getting in on the creativity. Very good, very good.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15841,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hello hello!","text_w_direction":"Hello hello!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15842,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ad guy 1","text":"Hey, how ya doin'?","text_w_direction":"Hey, how ya doin'?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15843,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Michael Scott.","text_w_direction":"Michael Scott.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15844,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ad guy 2","text":"Hey, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15845,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Regional manager.","text_w_direction":"Regional manager.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15846,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ad guy 2","text":"Hey Michael, nice to meet you","text_w_direction":"Hey Michael, nice to meet you","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15847,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Excited to talk ideas.","text_w_direction":"Excited to talk ideas.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15848,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ad guy 1","text":"Let's do it, man.","text_w_direction":"Let's do it, man.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15849,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"You know, I want this to be cutting edge. I want it to be fast, quick cuts, you know, youthful, sort of a MTV on crack kind of thing.","text_w_direction":"You know, I want this to be cutting edge. I want it to be fast, quick cuts, you know, youthful, sort of a MTV on crack kind of thing.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15850,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ad guy 1","text":"That sounds great.","text_w_direction":"That sounds great.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15851,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"All right, good, well this is what we have to work with.","text_w_direction":"All right, good, well this is what we have to work with.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15852,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I would like you to meet Andrew Bernard. The 'Nard Dog. Who let the 'Nard Dog out?","text_w_direction":"I would like you to meet Andrew Bernard. The 'Nard Dog. Who let the 'Nard Dog out?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15853,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Hoo hoo hoo-hoo!","text_w_direction":"Hoo hoo hoo-hoo!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15854,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"He gives the best back rubs in the office.","text_w_direction":"He gives the best back rubs in the office.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15855,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"It's true, I give a mean backrub. I also do good aromatherapy. Not! You just got 'Nard dogged!","text_w_direction":"It's true, I give a mean backrub. I also do good aromatherapy [makes farting noise]. Not! You just got 'Nard dogged!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15856,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Now this gentleman right here is the key to our urban vibe.","text_w_direction":"Now this gentleman right here is the key to our urban vibe.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15857,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"Urban? I grew up in a small town. What about me seems urban to you?","text_w_direction":"Urban? I grew up in a small town. What about me seems urban to you?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15858,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Stanley is hilarious. Phyllis is like our Mrs. Butterworth. Kind of a less urban Aunt Jemima.","text_w_direction":"Stanley is hilarious. Phyllis is like our Mrs. Butterworth. Kind of a less urban Aunt Jemima.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15859,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"These are our accountants. And as you can see they are very different sizes. What you might want to do is kind of a Papa Bear, Mama Bear, Baby Bear thing. That might be kind of fun.","text_w_direction":"These are our accountants. And as you can see they are very different sizes. What you might want to do is kind of a Papa Bear, Mama Bear, Baby Bear thing. That might be kind of fun.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15860,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Mama Bear!","text_w_direction":"[looking at Oscar] Mama Bear!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15861,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Who else?","text_w_direction":"Who else?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15862,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"I think it's great that the company's making a commercial because not very many people have heard of us. I mean, when I tell people that I work at Dunder Mifflin, they think that we sell mufflers, or muffins, or mittens, or... And frankly all of those sound better than paper, so I let it slide.","text_w_direction":"I think it's great that the company's making a commercial because not very many people have heard of us. I mean, when I tell people that I work at Dunder Mifflin, they think that we sell mufflers, or muffins, or mittens, or... And frankly all of those sound better than paper, so I let it slide.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15863,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"You playing that game again?","text_w_direction":"You playing that game again?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15864,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Second Life is not a game. It is a multi-user virtual environment. It doesn't have points or scores, it doesn't have winners or losers.","text_w_direction":"Second Life is not a game. It is a multi-user virtual environment. It doesn't have points or scores, it doesn't have winners or losers.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15865,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Oh it has losers.","text_w_direction":"Oh it has losers.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15866,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"I signed up for Second Life about a year ago. Back then my life was so great that I literally wanted a second one. In my Second Life I was also a paper salesman and I was also named Dwight. Absolutely everything was the same. Except I could fly.","text_w_direction":"I signed up for Second Life about a year ago. Back then my life was so great that I literally wanted a second one. In my Second Life I was also a paper salesman and I was also named Dwight. Absolutely everything was the same. Except I could fly. [shot of Dwight's avatar flying around]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15867,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Little girl in a field holding a flower, we zoom back to find that she's in the desert and the field is an oasis. Zoom back further the desert is a sandbox in the world's largest resort hotel. Zoom back further the hotel is actually the playground for the world's largest prison. But we zoom back further---","text_w_direction":"[reading off piece of paper] Little girl in a field holding a flower, we zoom back to find that she's in the desert and the field is an oasis. Zoom back further the desert is a sandbox in the world's largest resort hotel. Zoom back further the hotel is actually the playground for the world's largest prison. But we zoom back further---","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15868,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ad guy 1","text":"Okay I can tell that your time is valuable---","text_w_direction":"Okay I can tell that your time is valuable---","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15869,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Actually I don't get paid by the hour anymore, but thank you, I get paid by the year, so...","text_w_direction":"Actually I don't get paid by the hour anymore, but thank you, I get paid by the year, so...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15870,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ad guy 1","text":"That all sounds really, really ambitious.","text_w_direction":"That all sounds really, really ambitious.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15871,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, I know.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I know.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15872,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ad guy 1","text":"Why don't we show you what we did with the Nashua branch?","text_w_direction":"Why don't we show you what we did with the Nashua branch?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15873,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Mmm. Okay.","text_w_direction":"Mmm. Okay. [commercial plays on laptop, peppy music in background]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15874,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"That's what Nassau came up with? That sucks! Whoa.","text_w_direction":"That's what Nassau came up with? That sucks! [chuckles] Whoa.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15875,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ad guy 1","text":"That's what we came up with.","text_w_direction":"That's what we came up with.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15876,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Well we can do better than that.","text_w_direction":"Well we can do better than that.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15877,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ad guy 2","text":"Well the main part of the ad has to stay the same, actually.","text_w_direction":"Well the main part of the ad has to stay the same, actually.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15878,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ad guy 1","text":"Yeah, it's the last five seconds where we have some leeway.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it's the last five seconds where we have some leeway.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15879,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"The waving?","text_w_direction":"The waving?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15880,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ad guy 1","text":"Well, no, no. You don't have to be waving. That was just what they did. You guys can be clapping. Sitting. Standing outside, inside, whatever. This is where you really get to be creative.","text_w_direction":"Well, no, no. You don't have to be waving. That was just what they did. You guys can be clapping. Sitting. Standing outside, inside, whatever. This is where you really get to be creative.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15881,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"I need some advice. I've been spending a lot of time making out with Angela lately. But we've been necking, but only necking. Right? Not actually kissing, our mouths, just the neck on neck. It's just like rubbing slash nuzzling our necks together. It's hot, I'm not going to lie to you , but it's a little weird, but you seem like a guy with answers, so how do I fast track this to get to first base?","text_w_direction":"I need some advice. I've been spending a lot of time making out with Angela lately. But we've been necking, but only necking. Right? Not actually kissing, our mouths, just the neck on neck. It's just like rubbing slash nuzzling our necks together. It's hot, I'm not going to lie to you , but it's a little weird, but you seem like a guy with answers, so how do I fast track this to get to first base?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15882,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"We cannot talk about this... because, someone might hear us.","text_w_direction":"We cannot talk about this... because, someone might hear us.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15883,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"We'll use code names.","text_w_direction":"We'll use code names.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15884,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Angela can stay the same, but we'll change Andy to Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Angela can stay the same, but we'll change Andy to Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15885,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"That's not different enough.","text_w_direction":"That's not different enough.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15886,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Dwike?","text_w_direction":"Dwike?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15887,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Receptionist","text":"You have a call from Eddie Murphy.","text_w_direction":"You have a call from Eddie Murphy.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15888,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Hello?","text_w_direction":"Hello?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15889,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Shrek! Shrek, I'm a donkey! I'm a donkey, Shrek! I'm just kidding. It's me. Hello Ry.","text_w_direction":"[on speakerphone, Eddie Murphy voice] Shrek! Shrek, I'm a donkey! I'm a donkey, Shrek! [laughing] I'm just kidding. It's me. Hello Ry.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15890,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15891,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, calm down. I have a small problem.","text_w_direction":"Okay, calm down. I have a small problem.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15892,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"I told you not to call about small problems.","text_w_direction":"I told you not to call about small problems.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15893,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, well when I call about big problems you don't like that either, so make up you mind, kiddo. Here is the deal, the ad guys that you sent are locking me in a creative box, and sort of ignoring my ideas.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well when I call about big problems you don't like that either, so make up you mind, kiddo. Here is the deal, the ad guys that you sent are locking me in a creative box, and sort of ignoring my ideas.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15894,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"That's good. They're creative, you're not.","text_w_direction":"That's good. They're creative, you're not.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15895,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I'm creative, Ryan.","text_w_direction":"I'm creative, Ryan.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15896,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"It's not part of your job, it's like, maybe you can cook but it doesn't mean you should start a restaurant.","text_w_direction":"It's not part of your job, it's like, maybe you can cook but it doesn't mean you should start a restaurant.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15897,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Well actually I can't cook, and I am starting a restaurant. Mike's Cereal Shack. I'm thinking we'll have as many varieties as you can buy in the store.","text_w_direction":"Well actually I can't cook, and I am starting a restaurant. Mike's Cereal Shack. I'm thinking we'll have as many varieties as you can buy in the store.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15898,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Okay, I'm not really interested in that right now. I'm delegating creativity to creative professionals. It's a different skills set. Look, I wasn't good at sales, right?","text_w_direction":"Okay, I'm not really interested in that right now. I'm delegating creativity to creative professionals. It's a different skills set. Look, I wasn't good at sales, right?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15899,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15900,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"But I'm good at managing people who do sales .","text_w_direction":"But I'm good at managing people who do sales .","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15901,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Are you? I don't think you're doing such a good job here, suppressing ideas and creativity.","text_w_direction":"Are you? I don't think you're doing such a good job here, suppressing ideas and creativity.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15902,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"All right, let me ask you this, tell me if you think this is creative. When I was five, I imagined that there was such a thing as a unicorn. And this is before I had even heard of one, or seen one. I just drew a picture of a horse that could fly over rainbows, and had a huge spike in its head. And I was five, five years old. Couldn't even talk yet.","text_w_direction":"All right, let me ask you this, tell me if you think this is creative. When I was five, I imagined that there was such a thing as a unicorn. And this is before I had even heard of one, or seen one. I just drew a picture of a horse that could fly over rainbows, and had a huge spike in its head. And I was five, five years old. Couldn't even talk yet.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15903,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hey guys, um, you know what, we cannot shoot this ad today.","text_w_direction":"Hey guys, um, you know what, we cannot shoot this ad today.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15904,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ad guy 2","text":"Okay, when should we come back?","text_w_direction":"Okay, when should we come back?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15905,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"How about never hundred hours, sir.","text_w_direction":"How about never hundred hours, sir.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15906,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ad guy 2","text":"We were sent here to help out.","text_w_direction":"We were sent here to help out.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15907,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ad guy 1","text":"Okay I'm not going to argue with this guy. Let's go. Good luck dude.","text_w_direction":"Okay I'm not going to argue with this guy. Let's go. Good luck dude.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15908,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hey thanks. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Hey thanks. Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15909,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"David Wallace","text":"Michael, David Wallace. What is this about dismissing the ad people?","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Michael, David Wallace. What is this about dismissing the ad people?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15910,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, I'm glad you called. Ryan is being a little bitch again.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I'm glad you called. Ryan is being a little bitch again.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15911,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"I'm on Michael.","text_w_direction":"I'm on Michael.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15912,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"What's up my brotha? Listen, David, I would like to do this ad in house. I want to use only the creativity that we have right here in the office. And I will send it to you tomorrow morning, take a look at it, and if you do not think that it's ready to air, send the ad agency back down here, and we'll do it on my dime.","text_w_direction":"What's up my brotha? Listen, David, I would like to do this ad in house. I want to use only the creativity that we have right here in the office. And I will send it to you tomorrow morning, take a look at it, and if you do not think that it's ready to air, send the ad agency back down here, and we'll do it on my dime.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15913,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"David Wallace","text":"This is weird.","text_w_direction":"This is weird.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15914,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I'm willing to stake my entire reputation on it.","text_w_direction":"I'm willing to stake my entire reputation on it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15915,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"David Wallace","text":"Okay, I'll see it tomorrow.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I'll see it tomorrow.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15916,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. And thus, Michael Scott sealed his own destiny. In a good way.","text_w_direction":"Okay. [hangs up phone] And thus, Michael Scott sealed his own destiny. In a good way.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15917,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Has anyone ever come up to you and said, \"You're not creative\"?","text_w_direction":"Has anyone ever come up to you and said, \"You're not creative\"?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15918,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15919,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Well they're wrong. You are creative. You are damn creative. Each and every one of you. You are so much more creative than all of the other dry, boring morons that you work with.","text_w_direction":"Well they're wrong. You are creative. You are damn creative. Each and every one of you. You are so much more creative than all of the other dry, boring morons that you work with.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15920,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Who are you talking to, specifically?","text_w_direction":"Who are you talking to, specifically?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15921,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"I kind of know what it's like to be in commercials. My nickname in high school used to be Kool-Aid Man.","text_w_direction":"I kind of know what it's like to be in commercials. My nickname in high school used to be Kool-Aid Man. [makes squinty face]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15922,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"When I was younger I always wanted to be an actor in commercials. Then I realized I had a brain.","text_w_direction":"When I was younger I always wanted to be an actor in commercials. Then I realized I had a brain.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15923,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Meredith","text":"I'm excited about doing the ad, but I'm not really used to doing videos with so many people around.","text_w_direction":"I'm excited about doing the ad, but I'm not really used to doing videos with so many people around.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15924,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"We have three scenes to film, big scenes. We have a song to write. So let's get cracking. Kelly, I want you to do makeup. Oscar, I would like you to do costume design, obviously. Phyllis, I'd like you look around town and see if we have any celebrities in our local area.","text_w_direction":"We have three scenes to film, big scenes. We have a song to write. So let's get cracking. Kelly, I want you to do makeup. Oscar, I would like you to do costume design, obviously. Phyllis, I'd like you look around town and see if we have any celebrities in our local area.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15925,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"Sue Grafton is at the Steamtown Mall. She's doing a book signing right now.","text_w_direction":"[gasps] Sue Grafton is at the Steamtown Mall. She's doing a book signing right now.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15926,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, okay, Phyllis this is what I want you to do. I want you to go down to the mall. I want you to get in line. I want you to get her to be in this commercial. This would be a huge coupe people. All right? Do not take no for an answer.","text_w_direction":"Okay, okay, Phyllis this is what I want you to do. I want you to go down to the mall. I want you to get in line. I want you to get her to be in this commercial. This would be a huge coupe people. All right? Do not take no for an answer.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15927,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15928,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Does anyone actually know what Sue Grafton looks like? I mean, is she hot or-?","text_w_direction":"Does anyone actually know what Sue Grafton looks like? I mean, is she hot or-?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15929,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Creed","text":"She's crazy hot.","text_w_direction":"She's crazy hot.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15930,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Well then maybe we should just use Angela and say she's Sue Grafton. Would anyone notice?","text_w_direction":"Well then maybe we should just use Angela and say she's Sue Grafton. Would anyone notice?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15931,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"That's not happening.","text_w_direction":"That's not happening.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15932,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"I find the mystery genre disgusting. I hate being titillated.","text_w_direction":"I find the mystery genre disgusting. I hate being titillated.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15933,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"Bye everyone.","text_w_direction":"Bye everyone.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15934,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Line it up Phyllis.","text_w_direction":"Line it up Phyllis.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15935,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Creed","text":"Get her Phyll.","text_w_direction":"Get her Phyll.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15936,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Out of paper, out of stock, there's friendly faces around the block, break loose from the chains that are causing your pain.","text_w_direction":"[singing] Out of paper, out of stock, there's friendly faces around the block, break loose from the chains that are causing your pain.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15937,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy, Creed, Kevin, Kelly, Darryl","text":"Call Michael or Stanley, Jim, Dwight or Creed. Call Andy and Kelly for your business paper needs.","text_w_direction":"Call Michael or Stanley, Jim, Dwight or Creed. Call Andy and Kelly for your business paper needs.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15938,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Dunder Mifflin.","text_w_direction":"Dunder Mifflin.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15939,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy, Creed, Kevin, Kelly","text":"The people person's paper people.","text_w_direction":"The people person's paper people.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15940,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Dunder Mifflin.","text_w_direction":"Dunder Mifflin.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15941,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy, Creed, Kevin, Kelly","text":"The people person's paper people.","text_w_direction":"The people person's paper people.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15942,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Time out, time out, time out, time out, time out. I thought... I was under the impression that this was going to be a rap.","text_w_direction":"Time out, time out, time out, time out, time out. I thought... I was under the impression that this was going to be a rap.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15943,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"What's rap?","text_w_direction":"What's rap?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15944,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, Darryl, wow, you need to learn a lot about your own culture. I'll make you a mix.","text_w_direction":"Okay, Darryl, wow, you need to learn a lot about your own culture. I'll make you a mix.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15945,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15946,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"News flash. I got some juicy updates on Operation Fallen Angel. Remind me to tell you later.","text_w_direction":"News flash. I got some juicy updates on Operation Fallen Angel. Remind me to tell you later.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15947,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15948,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"No talk, I'm animating.","text_w_direction":"No talk, I'm animating.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15949,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Why don't we take a quick ten second break from that so I can show you what's going on here. Okay, this is Dwight's Second Life. He's on it all the time. So much so that his little guy here has created his own world. It's called Second Second Life, for those people who want to be removed even further from reality.","text_w_direction":"Why don't we take a quick ten second break from that so I can show you what's going on here. [pulls up Dwight's game] Okay, this is Dwight's Second Life. He's on it all the time. So much so that his little guy here has created his own world. It's called Second Second Life, for those people who want to be removed even further from reality.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15950,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Are you serious?","text_w_direction":"Are you serious?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15951,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15952,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Oh my God, he's really in pain.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, he's really in pain.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15953,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"","text_w_direction":"[sighs]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15954,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Who's that?","text_w_direction":"Who's that?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15955,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, it's just my avatar guy. Whatever.","text_w_direction":"Oh, it's just my avatar guy. Whatever.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15956,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"He looks a lot like you. How much time did you spend on that?","text_w_direction":"He looks a lot like you. How much time did you spend on that?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15957,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Not much, it's just for tracking Dwight so---","text_w_direction":"Not much, it's just for tracking Dwight so---","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15958,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Right... you're a sports writer in Philadelphia? Nice build too.","text_w_direction":"Right... you're a sports writer in Philadelphia? Nice build too.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15959,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15960,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"You have a guitar slung on your back. I did not know you played guitar.","text_w_direction":"You have a guitar slung on your back. I did not know you played guitar.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15961,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"I... why don't we go back to this animation.","text_w_direction":"I... why don't we go back to this animation.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15962,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"No no no, I want to see more of Philly Jim. I want Philly Jim.","text_w_direction":"No no no, I want to see more of Philly Jim. I want Philly Jim.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15963,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Ah, show me how this works.","text_w_direction":"Ah, show me how this works.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15964,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Oh boy.","text_w_direction":"Oh boy.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15965,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Out of paper, out of stock, there's friendly faces around the block, break loose from the chains that are causing your pain. Call Michael, Stanley, Jim, Dwight or Creed. Call Andy and Kelly for your business paper needs. Call Dunder Mifflin.","text_w_direction":"[singing in different tune] Out of paper, out of stock, there's friendly faces around the block, break loose from the chains that are causing your pain. Call Michael, Stanley, Jim, Dwight or Creed. Call Andy and Kelly for your business paper needs. Call Dunder Mifflin.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15966,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy, Creed, Kevin, Kelly","text":"The people person's paper people.","text_w_direction":"The people person's paper people.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15967,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Dunder Mifflin.","text_w_direction":"Dunder Mifflin.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15968,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy, Creed, Kevin, Kelly","text":"The people person's paper people.","text_w_direction":"The people person's paper people.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15969,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Stop. Stop stop stop stop stop stop. This is not me. This is not my music.","text_w_direction":"Stop. Stop stop stop stop stop stop. This is not me. This is not my music.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15970,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"You're right, it's better than you! It's us! Dunder Mifflin.","text_w_direction":"You're right, it's better than you! It's us! [sings] Dunder Mifflin.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15971,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy, Creed, Kevin, Kelly","text":"The people person's paper people.","text_w_direction":"The people person's paper people.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15972,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No, I hate it! I hate it! ...I don't hate it, I just don't like it at all. And it's terrible.","text_w_direction":"No, I hate it! I hate it! ...I don't hate it, I just don't like it at all. And it's terrible.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15973,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"You're on your own, Mike.","text_w_direction":"You're on your own, Mike. [gets up and starts to walk away]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15974,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, you know what. Hold on, hold on Darryl.","text_w_direction":"Okay, you know what. Hold on, hold on Darryl.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15975,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"You just said you hated it.","text_w_direction":"You just said you hated it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15976,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No. I said I hate the, the style.","text_w_direction":"No. I said I hate the, the style.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15977,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Break me off a piece of that lumber tar. Snickers bar.","text_w_direction":"[singing] Break me off a piece of that lumber tar. Snickers bar.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15978,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, wow. Wow, this looks uh, terrible.","text_w_direction":"Okay, wow. Wow, this looks uh, terrible.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15979,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Break me off a piece of that Grey Poupon.","text_w_direction":"Break me off a piece of that Grey Poupon.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15980,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Andy, Andy, this is a pivotal scene in the ad. And if we don't get this, if we don't nail it, we're going to lose the whole triumph of the moment. The triumph of the will. Now, God, what? What Phyllis?","text_w_direction":"Andy, Andy, this is a pivotal scene in the ad. And if we don't get this, if we don't nail it, we're going to lose the whole triumph of the moment. The triumph of the will. Now, God, what? What Phyllis?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15981,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"Well, I got in line to buy Sue Grafton's book and when it came to my turn I asked if she wanted to be in the ad and she said no thank you, but I wasn't supposed to take no for an answer.","text_w_direction":"[crying] Well, I got in line to buy Sue Grafton's book and when it came to my turn I asked if she wanted to be in the ad and she said no thank you, but I wasn't supposed to take no for an answer.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15982,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"That'a girl.","text_w_direction":"That'a girl.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15983,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"So I kept on asking and they finally threw me out of the store in front of all my friends.","text_w_direction":"So I kept on asking and they finally threw me out of the store in front of all my friends.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15984,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Did you, or did you not get Sue Grafton?","text_w_direction":"Did you, or did you not get Sue Grafton?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15985,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"[sobbing] No.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15986,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Ugh, can somebody give her a tissue please?","text_w_direction":"Ugh, can somebody give her a tissue please? [Kevin hands her piece of tape]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15987,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"I hope you're not killing yourself on this, because I'm sure it's good enough for Michael's ad that will probably be seen by no one.","text_w_direction":"I hope you're not killing yourself on this, because I'm sure it's good enough for Michael's ad that will probably be seen by no one.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15988,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Maybe, but it's not good enough for me yet.","text_w_direction":"Maybe, but it's not good enough for me yet.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15989,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. Do you want me to stay?","text_w_direction":"Okay. Do you want me to stay?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15990,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"No no, you can go home. I'm good.","text_w_direction":"No no, you can go home. I'm good.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15991,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Pam is staying late tonight to uh, achieve her dreams. So I'm pretty proud of her, unfortunately she was my ride home.","text_w_direction":"Pam is staying late tonight to uh, achieve her dreams. So I'm pretty proud of her, unfortunately she was my ride home.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15992,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Meredith","text":"You comin'?","text_w_direction":"You comin'?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15993,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"I, ah...","text_w_direction":"I, ah...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15994,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Meredith","text":"Piss or get off the pot!","text_w_direction":"Piss or get off the pot!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15995,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.","text_w_direction":"Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15996,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Good morning. Yeah I'm sorry, I looked away for a second and Creed snatched your hash browns.","text_w_direction":"Good morning. [Pam sees breakfast sitting on her desk] Yeah I'm sorry, I looked away for a second and Creed snatched your hash browns.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15997,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15998,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"You're welcome.","text_w_direction":"You're welcome.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":15999,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I worked until about 2","text_w_direction":"I worked until about 2","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":16000,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Let me pour you some bubbly because somebody got to a whole new level last night.","text_w_direction":"Let me pour you some bubbly because somebody got to a whole new level last night.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":16001,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Andy, I can't hear this right now.","text_w_direction":"Andy, I can't hear this right now.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":16002,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"No, no no no, this is good. You know how we haven't really gotten anywhere that I want to get to physically yet? Well, last night, that changed. We're makin' out, I'm kissin' her neck, and cheek and her ear lobe, and she's not really kissing me back. But she closes her eyes and she's like, \"Oh D, oh D.\"","text_w_direction":"No, no no no, this is good. You know how we haven't really gotten anywhere that I want to get to physically yet? Well, last night, that changed. We're makin' out, I'm kissin' her neck, and cheek and her ear lobe, and she's not really kissing me back. But she closes her eyes and she's like, \"Oh D, oh D.\"","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":16003,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"She called you D?","text_w_direction":"She called you D?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":16004,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah. D for Andy.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. D for Andy.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":16005,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh D.","text_w_direction":"Oh D.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":16006,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Oh D.","text_w_direction":"Oh D.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":16007,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh D.","text_w_direction":"[whispers] Oh D.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":16008,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Oh D!","text_w_direction":"Oh D!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":16009,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Both","text":"Ohhhhhh D! Ohhhh D!","text_w_direction":"Ohhhhhh D! [laughing] Ohhhh D!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":16010,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I'm about to send the ad to corporate... and it is sent. They'll probably watch it right away. I know I would. Okay.","text_w_direction":"I'm about to send the ad to corporate... and it is sent. They'll probably watch it right away. I know I would. Okay. [dials phone]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":16011,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Yes?","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Yes?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":16012,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Pam, please clear my phone lines.","text_w_direction":"Pam, please clear my phone lines.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":16013,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Certainly. Okay, clear.","text_w_direction":"Certainly. [makes beeping noises] Okay, clear.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":16014,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"They could call at any second now. Oh God...I better call.","text_w_direction":"They could call at any second now. [sighs] Oh God...I better call.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":16015,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Well, it's been tough. The uh, geniuses at corporate rejected my commercial and tonight they are airing the brain dead version. So welcome one and all to the world premiere of Corporate Crapfest!","text_w_direction":"[Ten days later] Well, it's been tough. The uh, geniuses at corporate rejected my commercial and tonight they are airing the brain dead version. So welcome one and all to the world premiere of Corporate Crapfest!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":16016,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Everyone","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"[watching ad] Oh! [clapping and cheering]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":16017,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Bartender","text":"Hey it seemed like a big hit.","text_w_direction":"Hey it seemed like a big hit.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":16018,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No, it was stupid. People like waving, waving sells. It's not art. Yet we made our ad, the real one was full of humor, and full of depth, and full heart and it was real.","text_w_direction":"No, it was stupid. People like waving, waving sells. It's not art. Yet we made our ad, the real one was full of humor, and full of depth, and full heart and it was real.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":16019,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, could you do me a favor? Could you put that in the DVD player?","text_w_direction":"Hey, could you do me a favor? Could you put that in the DVD player?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":16020,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Hey everybody! Just want to welcome you all to the premiere of the real Dunder Mifflin commercial, the Michael Scott director's cut. Hope you like it.","text_w_direction":"Hey everybody! Just want to welcome you all to the premiere of the real Dunder Mifflin commercial, the Michael Scott director's cut. Hope you like it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":16021,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael's Ad","text":"It all starts with an idea. But you can never tell where an idea will end up. Because ideas spread, they change, grow. They connect us with the world. And in a fast moving world, where good news moves at the speed of time, and bad news isn't always what it seems. Because when push comes to shove we all deserve a second chance. To score. Dunder Mifflin. Limitless paper in a paperless world.","text_w_direction":"[Chariots of Fire theme plays] It all starts with an idea. But you can never tell where an idea will end up. [people passing a Corporate Memo around to each other] Because ideas spread, they change, grow. They connect us with the world. [Kelly catches paper airplane that says \"I love you\"] And in a fast moving world, where good news moves at the speed of time [newspaper with Andy saying \"Hometown Boy Wins Race\"], and bad news isn't always what it seems. [Dwight hands Phyllis paper that says \"You have a son, and it's me\"] Because when push comes to shove we all deserve a second chance. [Stanley finds paper that says \"Turn your life around. Now hiring at Dunder Mifflin\"] To score. [Jim throws paper in basket, Michael retrieves it; it says \"World's Most Creative Boss\"] Dunder Mifflin. Limitless paper in a paperless world.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":16022,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Everyone","text":"","text_w_direction":"[claps and cheer]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":16023,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Animation? All her by the way.","text_w_direction":"Animation? All her by the way. [points at Pam]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":16024,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Bartender","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":16025,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"I just thought you should---","text_w_direction":"I just thought you should---","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":16026,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Bartender","text":"The animation was cool.","text_w_direction":"The animation was cool.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":16027,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":16028,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Bartender","text":"Hey listen, you ever been on a motorcycle?","text_w_direction":"Hey listen, you ever been on a motorcycle?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":16029,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Ahh.","text_w_direction":"Ahh. [puts his arm around Pam]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":16030,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Michael, that was fun.","text_w_direction":"Michael, that was fun.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":16031,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"That was fun. Next round of drinks is on me, people!","text_w_direction":"That was fun. Next round of drinks is on me, people!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":16032,"season":4,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Local Ad","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Claude Van Damme, Hair for Men, poison gas, NutraSweet. It's gotta rhyme with \"piece.\" Fancy Feast! Break me off a piece of that Fancy Feast! It's the cat food. Nailed it.","text_w_direction":"[singing] Claude Van Damme, Hair for Men, poison gas, NutraSweet. [speaking] It's gotta rhyme with \"piece.\" Fancy Feast! [sings] Break me off a piece of that Fancy Feast! It's the cat food. Nailed it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2388,"air_date":"2007-10-25"}
{"index":16033,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Rolando","text":"Dunder Mifflin, this is Rolando. Oh yes, she's been expecting your call.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Dunder Mifflin, this is Rolando. Oh yes, she's been expecting your call. [knocks on door]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16034,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16035,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Rolando","text":"Karen? He's on line one.","text_w_direction":"Karen? He's on line one.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16036,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Thanks Ro. Hey, we finally connected. How's Scranton?","text_w_direction":"Thanks Ro. Hey, we finally connected. How's Scranton?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16037,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"I am the regional manager of Dunder-Mifflin Utica branch. Turns out it's a pretty easy gig when your boss isn't an idiot and your boyfriend's not in love with somebody else.","text_w_direction":"I am the regional manager of Dunder-Mifflin Utica branch. Turns out it's a pretty easy gig when your boss isn't an idiot and your boyfriend's not in love with somebody else.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16038,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Look, All I'm saying is it would be a great opportunity, and we'd love to have you come aboard. So think about it, okay? Okay, bye.","text_w_direction":"Look, All I'm saying is it would be a great opportunity, and we'd love to have you come aboard. So think about it, okay? Okay, bye.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16039,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Look, for the record, a certain Scranton salesman approached me, okay?","text_w_direction":"Look, for the record, a certain Scranton salesman approached me, okay?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16040,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"This is perfect.","text_w_direction":"This is perfect.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16041,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"He looks like your twin.","text_w_direction":"He looks like your twin.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16042,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"This is a dummy, a la Ferris Bueller's Day Off. We have tied a string to the wrist, which goes to the door. When somebody opens the door, the hand goes down, hits the remote, turns on the tape recorder, which is me snoring. Now nobody knows whether I am here, or whether I am gone.","text_w_direction":"This is a dummy, a la Ferris Bueller's Day Off. We have tied a string to the wrist, which goes to the door. When somebody opens the door, the hand goes down, hits the remote, turns on the tape recorder, which is me snoring. Now nobody knows whether I am here, or whether I am gone.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16043,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I will know.","text_w_direction":"I will know.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16044,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"But, you will not tell anyone.","text_w_direction":"But, you will not tell anyone.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16045,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I won't need to because we'll be together playing hooky. Yeah.","text_w_direction":"I won't need to because we'll be together playing hooky. Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16046,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well, sometimes. Most of the time I will be with Ryan, or Darryl. Yes? Oh good, good Stanley! First victim, this is what I want you to do. Go out, come back in. We're going to hide. I want you to tell me if this looks like me, okay?","text_w_direction":"Well, sometimes. Most of the time I will be with Ryan, or Darryl. [knock on the door] Yes? Oh good, good Stanley! First victim, this is what I want you to do. Go out, come back in. We're going to hide. I want you to tell me if this looks like me, okay?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16047,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"I don't understand why sleeping at your desk is better than you not being here.","text_w_direction":"I don't understand why sleeping at your desk is better than you not being here.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16048,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Just go out, and come back in.","text_w_direction":"Just go out, and come back in.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16049,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"I got an offer from Utica for more money, and I'm going to take it.","text_w_direction":"I got an offer from Utica for more money, and I'm going to take it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16050,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16051,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hey everyone, can I have your attention please? I just thought you all should know that Stanley Hudson is planning on leaving us, because our old friend Karen from Utica is going to give him more money to work there.","text_w_direction":"Hey everyone, can I have your attention please? I just thought you all should know that Stanley Hudson is planning on leaving us, because our old friend Karen from Utica is going to give him more money to work there.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16052,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"All","text":"","text_w_direction":"[applause]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16053,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no, no, no-no, no no. You completely misinterpreted my tone, this is a horrible thing. Clearly, Karen is trying to get back at us because Jim dumped her.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no, no-no, no no. You completely misinterpreted my tone, this is a horrible thing. Clearly, Karen is trying to get back at us because Jim dumped her.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16054,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, I don't think that is what's happening.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I don't think that is what's happening.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16055,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, smarty pants, then why? Why is she trying to take Stanley from us?","text_w_direction":"Okay, smarty pants, then why? Why is she trying to take Stanley from us?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16056,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"I think it's because of my sales record.","text_w_direction":"I think it's because of my sales record.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16057,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"That could not possibly be it.","text_w_direction":"That could not possibly be it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16058,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You cannot take the hilarious black guy from the office. Stanley is part of what makes this branch so extraordinary. The bluesy wisdom, the sassy remarks, the crossword puzzles, the smile, those big watery red eyes. I don't know how George Bush did it when Colin Powell left, and if Utica thinks that they are going to poach Stanley, they have another thing coming.","text_w_direction":"You cannot take the hilarious black guy from the office. Stanley is part of what makes this branch so extraordinary. The bluesy wisdom, the sassy remarks, the crossword puzzles, the smile, those big watery red eyes. I don't know how George Bush did it when Colin Powell left, and if Utica thinks that they are going to poach Stanley, they have another thing coming.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16059,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"How can I get you to stay?","text_w_direction":"How can I get you to stay?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16060,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"Money.","text_w_direction":"Money.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16061,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah we all want money. But there is none in the budget, so... Tell me why you're really leaving.","text_w_direction":"Yeah we all want money. But there is none in the budget, so... Tell me why you're really leaving.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16062,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"Money.","text_w_direction":"Money.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16063,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Mo money mo problems, Stanley. You of all people should know that. Let me ask you this, if I were-","text_w_direction":"Mo money mo problems, Stanley. You of all people should know that. Let me ask you this, if I were-","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16064,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"Money.","text_w_direction":"Money.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16065,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Pssh, kay.","text_w_direction":"Pssh, kay.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16066,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oscar, did you bring it?","text_w_direction":"Oscar, did you bring it?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16067,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"To be Edwardian. His best work.","text_w_direction":"To be Edwardian. His best work.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16068,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, well I have the tablecloth, don't forget the flatware.","text_w_direction":"Okay, well I have the tablecloth, don't forget the flatware.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16069,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Sure thing Pam, can't wait.","text_w_direction":"Sure thing Pam, can't wait.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16070,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oscar, Toby, and I are founding members of the Finer Things Club. We meet once a month to discuss books and art, celebrate culture in a very civilized way. Sometimes the debate can get heated, but we're always respectful. There is no paper, no plastic, and no work talk allowed. It's very exclusive.","text_w_direction":"Oscar, Toby, and I are founding members of the Finer Things Club. We meet once a month to discuss books and art, celebrate culture in a very civilized way. Sometimes the debate can get heated, but we're always respectful. There is no paper, no plastic, and no work talk allowed. It's very exclusive.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16071,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Besides having s*x with men, I would say that the Finer Things Club is the gayest thing about me.","text_w_direction":"Besides having s*x with men, I would say that the Finer Things Club is the gayest thing about me.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16072,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"So tell me again why I can't be part of your club?","text_w_direction":"So tell me again why I can't be part of your club?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16073,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Because some people think you monopolize the conversation by trying to be funny.","text_w_direction":"Because some people think you monopolize the conversation by trying to be funny.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16074,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oscar?","text_w_direction":"Oscar?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16075,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Some people.","text_w_direction":"Some people.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16076,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Hello?","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Hello?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16077,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Fillipellers, how's it hanging?","text_w_direction":"Fillipellers, how's it hanging?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16078,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Michael...","text_w_direction":"Michael...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16079,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"To the left?","text_w_direction":"To the left?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16080,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Listen, I-","text_w_direction":"Listen, I-","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16081,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"To the right?","text_w_direction":"To the right?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16082,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"I'm-","text_w_direction":"I'm-","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16083,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, enough small talk, go ahead.","text_w_direction":"Okay, enough small talk, go ahead.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16084,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"You called me.","text_w_direction":"You called me.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16085,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, listen, um... You cannot tear Stanley from his family like this.","text_w_direction":"Yes, listen, um... You cannot tear Stanley from his family like this.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16086,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"I'm pretty sure his family's coming with him.","text_w_direction":"I'm pretty sure his family's coming with him.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16087,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, his work family. Look, this is very hard for me, but I'm going to give you my best man. You may have Toby.","text_w_direction":"No, his work family. Look, this is very hard for me, but I'm going to give you my best man. You may have Toby.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16088,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Toby's not a salesperson.","text_w_direction":"Toby's not a salesperson.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16089,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You can train him. He's very very smart, and funny, and charming... You know, I can't do it, Toby is the worst. That- that was a bluff, um... Listen, if you are going to poach one of my guys, I'm going to poach one of yours.","text_w_direction":"You can train him. He's very very smart, and funny, and charming... You know, I can't do it, Toby is the worst. That- that was a bluff, um... Listen, if you are going to poach one of my guys, I'm going to poach one of yours.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16090,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Oooh. Good-bye Michael.","text_w_direction":"Oooh. Good-bye Michael.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16091,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, good-bye. Wait! Wait! Karen, could you transfer me to one of your salespeople please? Your best one?","text_w_direction":"Okay, good-bye. Wait! Wait! Karen, could you transfer me to one of your salespeople please? Your best one? [Karen hangs up]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16092,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I have Ben Nugent on the line, he is the top salesman in Utica.","text_w_direction":"I have Ben Nugent on the line, he is the top salesman in Utica.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16093,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hi Ben, Michael Scott.","text_w_direction":"Hi Ben, Michael Scott.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16094,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ben","text":"Hi Michael.","text_w_direction":"Hi Michael.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16095,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I'm going to cut right to the chase here. Do you like magic? Because I'm a genie in a bottle, and I'm going to grant you three wishes. To move to Scranton, to have a great job, and to be my best friend.","text_w_direction":"I'm going to cut right to the chase here. Do you like magic? Because I'm a genie in a bottle, and I'm going to grant you three wishes. To move to Scranton, to have a great job, and to be my best friend.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16096,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ben","text":"Aren't you the guy that hit the woman with your car?","text_w_direction":"Aren't you the guy that hit the woman with your car?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16097,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"","text_w_direction":"[giggles]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16098,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Get out. Uh, yeah. I also saved her life, but I guess that's not as grabby.","text_w_direction":"[to Pam] Get out. [to Ben] Uh, yeah. I also saved her life, but I guess that's not as grabby.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16099,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ben","text":"Everyone says Scranton branch is worse than Camden. Didn't everyone from Stanford quit, like immediately?","text_w_direction":"Everyone says Scranton branch is worse than Camden. Didn't everyone from Stanford quit, like immediately?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16100,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, I fired them, and your next. ... So what do you say?","text_w_direction":"No, I fired them, and your next. ... So what do you say?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16101,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ben","text":"Seriously?","text_w_direction":"Seriously?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16102,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What is that guy talking about? Scranton is not lame. Scranton is the cool, fun branch. We're like Animal House.","text_w_direction":"What is that guy talking about? Scranton is not lame. Scranton is the cool, fun branch. We're like Animal House.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16103,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Found him!","text_w_direction":"Found him!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16104,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Jim, we're getting crapped on. Word is that our branch sucks, and we have to do something about it.","text_w_direction":"Jim, we're getting crapped on. Word is that our branch sucks, and we have to do something about it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16105,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"So what are you going to do?","text_w_direction":"So what are you going to do?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16106,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What are we going to do? We are going to make a monster sale, that's what we're going to do. Corcroan dropped Staples.","text_w_direction":"What are we going to do? We are going to make a monster sale, that's what we're going to do. Corcroan dropped Staples.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16107,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Did they?","text_w_direction":"Did they?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16108,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes they did, oh yes they did, and we are going to murder it. You, me, Dwight are going to jump into my PT Cruiser, and we're going to crush this sale. We're going to prove, what the hell is that music?","text_w_direction":"Yes they did, oh yes they did, and we are going to murder it. You, me, Dwight are going to jump into my PT Cruiser, and we're going to crush this sale. We're going to prove, what the hell is that music?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16109,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"It's Vivaldi, for Finer Things.","text_w_direction":"It's Vivaldi, for Finer Things.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16110,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"That's the problem, that's the problem. We need rock n' roll Pam, rock n' roll. Alright? Oh... My... God, that's why people are leaving. I- I have no words.","text_w_direction":"That's the problem, that's the problem. We need rock n' roll Pam, rock n' roll. Alright? [sees Toby in a bow-tie holding a plate full of tea cups] Oh... My... God, that's why people are leaving. I- I have no words.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16111,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"We just passed the exit for Corcroan.","text_w_direction":"We just passed the exit for Corcroan.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16112,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What? What? We did?","text_w_direction":"What? What? We did?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16113,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight and Michael","text":"Surprise! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.","text_w_direction":"Surprise! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16114,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Look at his face! Look at his face!","text_w_direction":"Look at his face! Look at his face!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16115,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"What are we doing?","text_w_direction":"What are we doing?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16116,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Egg dripping, blah, blah, blah.","text_w_direction":"Egg dripping, blah, blah, blah.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16117,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What are we doing, Dwight, what we are doing?","text_w_direction":"What are we doing, Dwight, what we are doing?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16118,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, gee, Jim, I don't know, I guess there's no sales call today.","text_w_direction":"Well, gee, Jim, I don't know, I guess there's no sales call today.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16119,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"We are going on a panty raid to Utica, is what we're doing.","text_w_direction":"We are going on a panty raid to Utica, is what we're doing.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16120,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"We're going to Utica?","text_w_direction":"We're going to Utica?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16121,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Uh-huh.","text_w_direction":"Uh-huh.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16122,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I'm not going to Utica right now.","text_w_direction":"I'm not going to Utica right now.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16123,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes you are. Oh, buckle up Jim.","text_w_direction":"Yes you are. Oh, buckle up Jim.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16124,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16125,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"We are going to make Karen wish that she had never been dumped by you.","text_w_direction":"We are going to make Karen wish that she had never been dumped by you.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16126,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael and Dwight","text":"Utica! Utica! Utica!","text_w_direction":"[chanting] Utica! Utica! Utica!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16127,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael and Dwight","text":"Utica! Utica!","text_w_direction":"[chanting] Utica! Utica!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16128,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"In your face","text_w_direction":"In your face","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16129,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Yow!","text_w_direction":"Yow!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16130,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I can't believe you guys. I'm not going to go further piss off my ex-girlfriend.","text_w_direction":"I can't believe you guys. I'm not going to go further piss off my ex-girlfriend.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16131,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Are you calling Karen?","text_w_direction":"Are you calling Karen?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16132,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No, I'm not calling Karen.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm not calling Karen.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16133,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"He's lying.","text_w_direction":"He's lying.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16134,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yep, get it.","text_w_direction":"Yep, get it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16135,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"What are you doing? Stop it, Dwight!","text_w_direction":"What are you doing? Stop it, Dwight!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16136,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Gah-ah-hah-ha!","text_w_direction":"[throws Jim's cell phone out of the window] Gah-ah-hah-ha!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16137,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Are you kidding me?","text_w_direction":"Are you kidding me?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16138,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"No communication with the outside world Jim.","text_w_direction":"No communication with the outside world Jim.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16139,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"It had to be done, it had to be done.","text_w_direction":"It had to be done, it had to be done.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16140,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Well, that kind of sucks, because it had all the photos of my brother's new baby on it, so...","text_w_direction":"Well, that kind of sucks, because it had all the photos of my brother's new baby on it, so...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16141,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh no, that is too bad. Shoot.","text_w_direction":"Oh no, that is too bad. Shoot.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16142,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16143,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hey Dwight, he found it.","text_w_direction":"Hey Dwight, he found it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16144,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"You know what? I'm just going to call a cab from here.","text_w_direction":"You know what? I'm just going to call a cab from here.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16145,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Alright, you're going to miss the best prank ever.","text_w_direction":"Alright, you're going to miss the best prank ever.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16146,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Alright. Wait, what are you planning on doing?","text_w_direction":"Alright. Wait, what are you planning on doing?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16147,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Do you really wanna know?","text_w_direction":"Do you really wanna know?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16148,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, God.","text_w_direction":"Oh, God. [hangs up phone]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16149,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Follow me, come here. Here's what we brought, we brought uniforms from the warehouse. I brought silly string, Dwight brought gasoline and chunks of rubber to make stink bombs.","text_w_direction":"Follow me, come here. Here's what we brought, we brought uniforms from the warehouse. I brought silly string, Dwight brought gasoline and chunks of rubber to make stink bombs.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16150,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Or real bombs.","text_w_direction":"Or real bombs.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16151,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, not real bombs.","text_w_direction":"No, no, not real bombs.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16152,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, come on, it will be so badass.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, come on, it will be so badass.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16153,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, maybe, maybe, I don't know.","text_w_direction":"Uh, maybe, maybe, I don't know.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16154,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16155,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"It could be badass. Yeah, it will.","text_w_direction":"It could be badass. Yeah, it will.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16156,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No, no absolutely we are not doing this.","text_w_direction":"No, no absolutely we are not doing this.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16157,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Come on, I already filled the bottles with the gas, it's going to be so badass.","text_w_direction":"Come on, I already filled the bottles with the gas, it's going to be so badass.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16158,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Are you kidding me? We've been driving around with this stuff in the trunk the whole time?","text_w_direction":"Are you kidding me? We've been driving around with this stuff in the trunk the whole time?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16159,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Teach her to offer Stanley more money.","text_w_direction":"Teach her to offer Stanley more money.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16160,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"So the deal was, Dwight doesn't blow anything up, and I wear a costume. And a moustache.","text_w_direction":"So the deal was, Dwight doesn't blow anything up, and I wear a costume. And a moustache.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16161,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"So, why did you and Karen break up? Was it the s*x?","text_w_direction":"So, why did you and Karen break up? Was it the s*x?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16162,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16163,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I can't imagine the s*x being bad, I mean her body is...","text_w_direction":"I can't imagine the s*x being bad, I mean her body is...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16164,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, you know what?","text_w_direction":"Okay, you know what?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16165,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"...awesome.","text_w_direction":"...awesome.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16166,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Why don't we play that alphabet game that you were talking about?","text_w_direction":"Why don't we play that alphabet game that you were talking about?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16167,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, I will start. Um, \"A.\" \"A\" my name is Alan, and my wife's name is Alice, we live in Alaska, and we sell... Damn it! What do we sell? Um...","text_w_direction":"Okay, I will start. Um, \"A.\" [singing] \"A\" my name is Alan, and my wife's name is Alice, we live in Alaska, and we sell... Damn it! What do we sell? Um...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16168,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"It doesn't matter.","text_w_direction":"It doesn't matter.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16169,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I'm trying to think of what we could sell.","text_w_direction":"I'm trying to think of what we could sell.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16170,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Doesn't matter.","text_w_direction":"Doesn't matter.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16171,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Ah, la, la, la. What is that? That sound... The air-conditioning leaking or something?","text_w_direction":"Ah, la, la, la. What is that? That sound... The air-conditioning leaking or something?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16172,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"That doesn't make sense, couldn't be.","text_w_direction":"That doesn't make sense, couldn't be.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16173,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What is that? Dwight, are you peeing?","text_w_direction":"What is that? Dwight, are you peeing?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16174,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm peeing in this empty can.","text_w_direction":"I'm peeing in this empty can.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16175,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh my God!","text_w_direction":"Oh my God!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16176,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Come on man, that is disgusting Dwight!","text_w_direction":"Come on man, that is disgusting Dwight!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16177,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Well you said that we couldn't make anymore stops, and I really had to go.","text_w_direction":"Well you said that we couldn't make anymore stops, and I really had to go.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16178,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Michael, watch the road!","text_w_direction":"Michael, watch the road!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16179,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, you're making me spray!","text_w_direction":"Hey, you're making me spray!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16180,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I'll kill you man!","text_w_direction":"I'll kill you man!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16181,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Michael! Michael, pull over!","text_w_direction":"Michael! Michael, pull over!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16182,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"That is just so disgusting!","text_w_direction":"That is just so disgusting!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16183,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Pull over, pull over!","text_w_direction":"Pull over, pull over!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16184,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I think I cut my pen1s on the lid!","text_w_direction":"I think I cut my pen1s on the lid!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16185,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Can you imagine a life where all you have to do is summer in the Italian countryside?","text_w_direction":"Can you imagine a life where all you have to do is summer in the Italian countryside?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16186,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"I know right? I just want to go, and look at art, and swim in the Adriatic.","text_w_direction":"I know right? I just want to go, and look at art, and swim in the Adriatic.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16187,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"And spend time with George Emerson. That's what I would do. I mean it's the best male protagonist we've read, right?","text_w_direction":"And spend time with George Emerson. That's what I would do. I mean it's the best male protagonist we've read, right?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16188,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Totally, I mean, come on, such a free spirit.","text_w_direction":"[joins them at the table] Totally, I mean, come on, such a free spirit.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16189,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16190,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Just came to discuss my favorite E.M. Forester novel. Pam, these finger sandwiches look finger-lickin' delicious Pam.","text_w_direction":"Just came to discuss my favorite E.M. Forester novel. Pam, these finger sandwiches look finger-lickin' delicious Pam.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16191,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Uh, I'm sorry Andy, but this is a closed club.","text_w_direction":"Uh, I'm sorry Andy, but this is a closed club.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16192,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"The Finer Things Club is the most exclusive club in this office. Naturally, it's where I need to be. The party planning committee is my back up, and Kevin's band is my safety.","text_w_direction":"The Finer Things Club is the most exclusive club in this office. Naturally, it's where I need to be. The party planning committee is my back up, and Kevin's band is my safety.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16193,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Fine. I'll just sit here, in the common area, and read my book. Which just happens to be the very same book you're reading.","text_w_direction":"Fine. I'll just sit here, in the common area, and read my book. Which just happens to be the very same book you're reading.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16194,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Alright, just know that you're not in the Finer Things Club.","text_w_direction":"Alright, just know that you're not in the Finer Things Club.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16195,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Why can't I be in the club?","text_w_direction":"Why can't I be in the club?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16196,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I can't believe we're here, I can't believe this is happening.","text_w_direction":"I can't believe we're here, I can't believe this is happening.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16197,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Believe it.","text_w_direction":"Believe it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16198,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Afro wig, do you want the afro wig?","text_w_direction":"Afro wig, do you want the afro wig?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16199,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No, Michael. I'm not leaving the car.","text_w_direction":"No, Michael. I'm not leaving the car.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16200,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, Dwight, here's how it's going to go down. You and I-","text_w_direction":"Yeah, Dwight, here's how it's going to go down. You and I-","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16201,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Guy's going by. Shh.","text_w_direction":"Guy's going by. Shh.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16202,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You and I are going to sneak inside and pretend that we are warehouse workers. And then we will silly string the beejeezus out of the place.","text_w_direction":"You and I are going to sneak inside and pretend that we are warehouse workers. And then we will silly string the beejeezus out of the place.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16203,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"And if we have to defend ourselves, I will stab the security guy in the eye with the jumbo chalk.","text_w_direction":"And if we have to defend ourselves, I will stab the security guy in the eye with the jumbo chalk.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16204,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No, no, you won't do that. Nope.","text_w_direction":"No, no, you won't do that. Nope.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16205,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Then I'll grind up the jumbo chalk and blow it in his eyes.","text_w_direction":"Then I'll grind up the jumbo chalk and blow it in his eyes.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16206,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight, nothing with the eyes, please?","text_w_direction":"Dwight, nothing with the eyes, please?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16207,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, Jim.","text_w_direction":"Okay, Jim.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16208,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh my God, that's her! That's her, go, go, go.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, that's her! That's her, go, go, go.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16209,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Let's move! Move, move, move, move!","text_w_direction":"Let's move! Move, move, move, move!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16210,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Shut up, you, shut up! This is the dumbest thing we've ever done.","text_w_direction":"Shut up, you, shut up! This is the dumbest thing we've ever done.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16211,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I think it's interesting how Forster uses Italy to represent sexuality and passion. And that also brought up themes of, uh, you know, fate and coincidence. And Lucy's torn between these two things. She's torn between passion and convention.","text_w_direction":"I think it's interesting how Forster uses Italy to represent sexuality and passion. [Kevin dumping change in the snack machine] And that also brought up themes of, uh, you know, fate and coincidence. And Lucy's torn between these two things. She's torn between passion and convention.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16212,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Damn it!","text_w_direction":"Damn it!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16213,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"It just- To be making a case for passion in Edwardian times, I thought was, uh...","text_w_direction":"It just- [Kevin banging and shaking the snack machine] To be making a case for passion in Edwardian times, I thought was, uh...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16214,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16215,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Damn it!","text_w_direction":"Damn it! [banging machine]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16216,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Maybe sort of ahead of his time as a writer.","text_w_direction":"Maybe sort of ahead of his time as a writer.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16217,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Very brave.","text_w_direction":"Very brave. [Phyllis beeping microwave in the background]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16218,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Very brave choice also, I thought.","text_w_direction":"Very brave choice also, I thought.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16219,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"And George, his- his youthfulness. His, um, freedom. Evokes, um, um, feeling, um, to the, um... What are you microwaving!?","text_w_direction":"And George, his- his youthfulness. His, um, freedom. [Phyllis still beeping the microwave] Evokes, um, um, feeling, um, to the, um... What are you microwaving!?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16220,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Popcorn.","text_w_direction":"Popcorn.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16221,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Why don't you use the microwave in the kitchen, Phyllis?","text_w_direction":"Why don't you use the microwave in the kitchen, Phyllis?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16222,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Someone needs to clean it. It smells like popcorn.","text_w_direction":"Someone needs to clean it. It smells like popcorn.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16223,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"So, Stanley, are you really outta here?","text_w_direction":"So, Stanley, are you really outta here?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16224,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"Yep, looks that way.","text_w_direction":"Yep, looks that way.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16225,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I'm gonna miss you man, you've been like an uncle to me. Like a kind old uncle Remus. I wanna stay in touch.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna miss you man, you've been like an uncle to me. Like a kind old uncle Remus. I wanna stay in touch.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16226,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"We are in a stairwell.","text_w_direction":"[from the walkie-talkie] We are in a stairwell.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16227,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"We are climbing some stairs.","text_w_direction":"[from the walkie-talkie] We are climbing some stairs.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16228,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm breathing heavily.","text_w_direction":"I'm breathing heavily.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16229,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, you know what? You don't need to be updating me as much as you're updating me.","text_w_direction":"Okay, you know what? You don't need to be updating me as much as you're updating me.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16230,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Well...","text_w_direction":"Well...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16231,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"There's a guy, there's a guy.","text_w_direction":"There's a guy, there's a guy.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16232,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"There's a security guard coming by. Hello, we're warehouse workers. Would you like more proof?","text_w_direction":"There's a security guard coming by. Hello, we're warehouse workers. Would you like more proof?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16233,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh my God, oh my God, that was very close.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, oh my God, that was very close.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16234,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I can see the security guard's eyes.","text_w_direction":"I can see the security guard's eyes.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16235,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No, no, don't do anything to them.","text_w_direction":"No, no, don't do anything to them.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16236,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I have to do something to his eyes.","text_w_direction":"I have to do something to his eyes.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16237,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"The eyes are the groin of the head.","text_w_direction":"The eyes are the groin of the head.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16238,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Alright, Great Scott, if you found that choking hazard poster, just head on home.","text_w_direction":"Alright, Great Scott, if you found that choking hazard poster, just head on home.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16239,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"We found something far better, their crown jewel. Their industrial copier.","text_w_direction":"We found something far better, their crown jewel. Their industrial copier.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16240,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Isn't that thing huge?","text_w_direction":"Isn't that thing huge?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16241,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"It's enormous, but it's got wheels. We're wheeling it down the hall, into the stairwell. Get the car ready, keep the engine running.","text_w_direction":"It's enormous, but it's got wheels. We're wheeling it down the hall, into the stairwell. Get the car ready, keep the engine running.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16242,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No, that is a terrible idea, don't do this.","text_w_direction":"No, that is a terrible idea, don't do this.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16243,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Aha!","text_w_direction":"Aha! [crashing]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16244,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"My hip bone!","text_w_direction":"My hip bone!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16245,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"We're wedged between the copier and the railing. Ah! Ow! Ow, my leg! Jim leave us.","text_w_direction":"We're wedged between the copier and the railing. Ah! Ow! Ow, my leg! Jim leave us.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16246,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Don't leave us!","text_w_direction":"Don't leave us!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16247,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Save yourself!","text_w_direction":"Save yourself!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16248,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Don't leave us, help us, we need help Jim!","text_w_direction":"Don't leave us, help us, we need help Jim!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16249,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Okay! First of all, stop using my name. And second of all-","text_w_direction":"Okay! First of all, stop using my name. And second of all-","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16250,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight, you gotta move!","text_w_direction":"Dwight, you gotta move!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16251,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Damn it guys!","text_w_direction":"Damn it guys!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16252,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight, could you move over a little bit.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, could you move over a little bit.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16253,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm losing control of my bladder.","text_w_direction":"I'm losing control of my bladder.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16254,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh my God, oh my God, Karen is back!","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, oh my God, Karen is back!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16255,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Did you say Karen?","text_w_direction":"Did you say Karen?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16256,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Take her to a motel, make love to her Jim.","text_w_direction":"Take her to a motel, make love to her Jim.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16257,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No, I'm not doing that.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm not doing that.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16258,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Just say you wanna get back together.","text_w_direction":"Just say you wanna get back together.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16259,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No, I'm not doing that!","text_w_direction":"No, I'm not doing that!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16260,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"It doesn't have to mean anything. Just, do it for Stanley. Come on Jim, just climb on top of her and think about Stanley. Ah, Jim, if this is it for me, promise me something, host the Dundies.","text_w_direction":"It doesn't have to mean anything. Just, do it for Stanley. Come on Jim, just climb on top of her and think about Stanley. Ah, Jim, if this is it for me, promise me something, host the Dundies.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16261,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Jim?","text_w_direction":"Jim?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16262,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Hey Karen.","text_w_direction":"Hey Karen.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16263,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Uh, what are you doing here?","text_w_direction":"Uh, what are you doing here?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16264,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"First of all, hi.","text_w_direction":"First of all, hi.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16265,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"What are you doing here?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing here?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16266,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"You good? I'm just checking on the other branches. Michael wants me to do that from time to time, so...","text_w_direction":"You good? I'm just checking on the other branches. Michael wants me to do that from time to time, so...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16267,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Do not tell Karen about the industrial copier.","text_w_direction":"Do not tell Karen about the industrial copier.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16268,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Copy that.","text_w_direction":"Copy that.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16269,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"I cried for weeks over that guy, so yeah, seeing him climb out of a PT Cruiser in a ladies warehouse uniform, felt pretty good.","text_w_direction":"I cried for weeks over that guy, so yeah, seeing him climb out of a PT Cruiser in a ladies warehouse uniform, felt pretty good.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16270,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Let me ask you, did you accomplish what you wanted?","text_w_direction":"Let me ask you, did you accomplish what you wanted?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16271,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Listen lady, you can expect these kind of repercussions as long as you keep trying to poach our people.","text_w_direction":"Listen lady, you can expect these kind of repercussions as long as you keep trying to poach our people.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16272,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"I'm taking Stanley.","text_w_direction":"I'm taking Stanley.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16273,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Then we will burn Utica to the ground.","text_w_direction":"Then we will burn Utica to the ground.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16274,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight. Granted, maybe this was not the best idea, but at least we care enough about our employees that we are willing to fight for them. And if you so much as harm a hair on Stanley's head, we will burn Utica to the ground.","text_w_direction":"[whispers] Dwight. Granted, maybe this was not the best idea, but at least we care enough about our employees that we are willing to fight for them. And if you so much as harm a hair on Stanley's head, we will burn Utica to the ground. [they get up to leave]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16275,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Jim, hang on a second?","text_w_direction":"Jim, hang on a second?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16276,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yes?","text_w_direction":"Yes?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16277,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"So you're still doing this kind of stuff, huh?","text_w_direction":"So you're still doing this kind of stuff, huh?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16278,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, trying to quit though.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, trying to quit though.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16279,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"If you wanted to see me, you could have just called me like an adult.","text_w_direction":"If you wanted to see me, you could have just called me like an adult.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16280,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh no, I didn't want to see you. Not that I'm not happy seeing you, right now, I'm just saying ultimately I was here for the copier. Equal, I'd say it was equal. So, good to see you...","text_w_direction":"Oh no, I didn't want to see you. Not that I'm not happy seeing you, right now, I'm just saying ultimately I was here for the copier. Equal, I'd say it was equal. So, good to see you...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16281,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"","text_w_direction":"[huffs]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16282,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I mean, it's just that- You know, Pam and I are still dating, so, and, I just mean that things are going really well, so I didn't want to see... you...","text_w_direction":"I mean, it's just that- [clears throat] You know, Pam and I are still dating, so, and, I just mean that things are going really well, so I didn't want to see... you...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16283,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Oh, things are going really well? Are they? They are? That's great, that's so great. I wanna hear more about how happy you are with Pam. Can you tell me more about that? Thank you so much for coming to Utica, and breaking my copier, and telling me how well things are going in your relationship, really, thank you.","text_w_direction":"Oh, things are going really well? Are they? They are? That's great, that's so great. I wanna hear more about how happy you are with Pam. Can you tell me more about that? Thank you so much for coming to Utica, and breaking my copier, and telling me how well things are going in your relationship, really, thank you.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16284,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Alright, you are welcome. I'm going to go because of, um, traffic.","text_w_direction":"[slinking out of the room] Alright, you are welcome. I'm going to go because of, um, traffic.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16285,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Traffic, yeah. Oh, def- go, go because of traffic, definitely, beat-beat the traffic, mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Traffic, yeah. Oh, def- go, go because of traffic, definitely, beat-beat the traffic, mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16286,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I... will...","text_w_direction":"I... will... [gives up and walks away]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16287,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"We tried and we failed. Stanley, you may go. Here is a box, for your things, but I doubt that that box will be able to contain all the memories that you have of this place. Fly away sweet little bird, fly away and be free. Pam, I'm gonna need some help writing a want ad.","text_w_direction":"We tried and we failed. Stanley, you may go. Here is a box, for your things, but I doubt that that box will be able to contain all the memories that you have of this place. Fly away sweet little bird, fly away and be free. Pam, I'm gonna need some help writing a want ad.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16288,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Um, wanted","text_w_direction":"Um, wanted[/b]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16289,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"Michael? A word?","text_w_direction":"Michael? A word?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16290,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Of course.","text_w_direction":"Of course.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16291,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"I changed my mind, I wanna keep this job.","text_w_direction":"I changed my mind, I wanna keep this job.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16292,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16293,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"I wasn't really planning on leaving, all I wanted was a raise. How on Earth did Michael call my bluff? Is he some sort of secret genius? Sometimes I say crazy things.","text_w_direction":"I wasn't really planning on leaving, all I wanted was a raise. How on Earth did Michael call my bluff? Is he some sort of secret genius? [laughs] Sometimes I say crazy things.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16294,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16295,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I'm so sorry, Rolando told me everything. How humiliating. Would it help you to return to another age? A time of refinement, and civility.","text_w_direction":"I'm so sorry, Rolando told me everything. How humiliating. Would it help you to return to another age? A time of refinement, and civility.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16296,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Are you inviting me to the Finer Things Club?","text_w_direction":"Are you inviting me to the Finer Things Club?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16297,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"","text_w_direction":"[nods head yes]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16298,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Oh-oh, come on!","text_w_direction":"Oh-oh, come on!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16299,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Angela's Ashes, top o' the morning to us. Frankie's prose is funnier than a pot of gold, say I.","text_w_direction":"[Irish accent] Angela's Ashes, top o' the morning to us. Frankie's prose is funnier than a pot of gold, say I.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16300,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Okay, did you get it out of your system.","text_w_direction":"Okay, did you get it out of your system.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16301,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yep. No, I mean I really liked it. I thought was uh, a fun read.","text_w_direction":"Yep. No, I mean I really liked it. I thought was uh, a fun read.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16302,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Fun?","text_w_direction":"Fun?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16303,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16304,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16305,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16306,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"What was fun about it for you? Was it the death of the twins?","text_w_direction":"What was fun about it for you? Was it the death of the twins?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16307,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No, that wasn't fun.","text_w_direction":"No, that wasn't fun.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16308,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Did you even read it?","text_w_direction":"Did you even read it?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16309,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Of course I read it.","text_w_direction":"Of course I read it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16310,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"How does it end?","text_w_direction":"How does it end?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16311,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Who was the main character?","text_w_direction":"Who was the main character?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16312,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Angela. Nope. The ashes.","text_w_direction":"Angela. Nope. The ashes.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16313,"season":4,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Branch Wars","director":"Joss Whedon","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"","text_w_direction":"[mouths \"I'm sorry\" to Oscar]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2185,"air_date":"2007-11-01"}
{"index":16314,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Toby","text":"I really didn't think I was going to have a good time, but I did. Totally did.","text_w_direction":"I really didn't think I was going to have a good time, but I did. Totally did.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16315,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Meredith","text":"I love camping. Anything can happen.","text_w_direction":"I love camping. [in a singing voice] Anything can happen.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16316,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Toby","text":"Oh, it wasn't camping, it was more of a wilderness retreat.","text_w_direction":"Oh, it wasn't camping, it was more of a wilderness retreat. [Michael walks in]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16317,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Morning.","text_w_direction":"Morning.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16318,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Toby","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16319,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"Ryan invited some of the branch managers and Toby into the woods for a \"get to know you\" weekend. Michael wasn't invited. Apparently they already knew everything they needed to know about him.","text_w_direction":"Ryan invited some of the branch managers and Toby into the woods for a \"get to know you\" weekend. Michael wasn't invited. Apparently they already knew everything they needed to know about him.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16320,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"Did you sleep in cabins?","text_w_direction":"Did you sleep in cabins?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16321,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Toby","text":"Under the stars. It was really beautiful, you should come.","text_w_direction":"Under the stars. It was really beautiful, you should come.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16322,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Phyllis","text":"Bob and I took rock climbing lessons once.","text_w_direction":"Bob and I took rock climbing lessons once. [Michael laughs]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16323,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Phyllis","text":"Michael wasn't invited on Ryan's camping trip. Toby went, but Michael didn't go. He wasn't invited.","text_w_direction":"Michael wasn't invited on Ryan's camping trip. Toby went, but Michael didn't go. He wasn't invited.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16324,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"Who went?","text_w_direction":"Who went?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16325,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Toby","text":"Me, Dan from Buffalo, Mark Chisholm, Jeff from Albany and Ryan, obviously. Made so many s'mores, that I finally had to say, \"No more s'mores, no more s'mores.\"","text_w_direction":"Me, Dan from Buffalo, Mark Chisholm, Jeff from Albany and Ryan, obviously. Made so many s'mores, that I finally had to say, \"No more s'mores, no more s'mores.\" [everyone in room but Michael laughs, Michael exits break room]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16326,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Toby","text":"Ryan invited me to go on his wilderness adventure retreat. It was this amazing, beautiful experience","text_w_direction":"Ryan invited me to go on his wilderness adventure retreat. It was this amazing, beautiful experience [Michael knocks on the window behind Toby from outside]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16327,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, nobody cares. Nobody cares. I need that room at some point, so just, wrap it up.","text_w_direction":"[from outside] Hey, nobody cares. Nobody cares. I need that room at some point, so just, wrap it up.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16328,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Toby","text":"Michael wasn't invited.","text_w_direction":"Michael wasn't invited.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16329,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Hypothetically, if I were to ask you to go camping, and you know what hypothetical means? Not real.","text_w_direction":"Hypothetically, if I were to ask you to go camping, and you know what hypothetical means? [Jim makes a face] Not real.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16330,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Got it.","text_w_direction":"Got it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16331,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"So if I were to hypothetically ask you to go camping with me, would you go?","text_w_direction":"So if I were to hypothetically ask you to go camping with me, would you go?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16332,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Absolutely, yes.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely, yes.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16333,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"When Michael plays the hypothetical game, I always say yes.","text_w_direction":"When Michael plays the hypothetical game, I always say yes.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16334,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16335,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16336,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, you wanna go today?","text_w_direction":"Oh, you wanna go today?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16337,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"And I am always busy.","text_w_direction":"And I am always busy.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16338,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, can't go today, 'cause I'm donating blood.","text_w_direction":"Oh, can't go today, 'cause I'm donating blood.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16339,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"How often can you actually donate blood?","text_w_direction":"How often can you actually donate blood?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16340,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Is there a limit?","text_w_direction":"Is there a limit?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16341,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Your body only has a certain amount.","text_w_direction":"Your body only has a certain amount.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16342,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Well, is that it? Or?","text_w_direction":"Well, is that it? Or?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16343,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, just this whole Toby, camping thing, uh, seems a little lame.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, just this whole Toby, camping thing, uh, seems a little lame.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16344,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"How so?","text_w_direction":"How so?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16345,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"A bunch of guys, in a tent? Making s'mores?","text_w_direction":"A bunch of guys, in a tent? Making s'mores? [makes a noise and gestures with his hands]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16346,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"What's that?","text_w_direction":"What's that?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16347,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Hello, I'm Broken Mountain. You know, here's the thing. That's not how you go camping. I think you go camping by yourself---","text_w_direction":"Hello, I'm Broken Mountain. You know, here's the thing. That's not how you go camping. I think you go camping by yourself---","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16348,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Right.","text_w_direction":"Right.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16349,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"In the wilderness. It's not with a group of guys frolicking around in tents. It's one guy, or two guys, if your plans change.","text_w_direction":"In the wilderness. It's not with a group of guys frolicking around in tents. It's one guy, or two guys, if your plans change.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16350,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Not gonna change.","text_w_direction":"Not gonna change.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16351,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"I wanna do it myself. You know, I want to go and, and find out something about myself, I wanna get outta here. All the cliques, and the office politics. Fluorescent lights. Asbestos.","text_w_direction":"I wanna do it myself. You know, I want to go and, and find out something about myself, I wanna get outta here. All the cliques, and the office politics. Fluorescent lights. Asbestos.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16352,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"I thought we had that looked at.","text_w_direction":"I thought we had that looked at.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16353,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"I'm sick of it Jim. I'm sick of this place.","text_w_direction":"I'm sick of it Jim. I'm sick of this place.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16354,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"When Jan and I had satellite, we used to watch a reality show called \"Survivorman.\" And, it was interesting because it was about a guy who would go out in the middle of no where and just try not to die, try not to get eaten by an animal, or be overexposed.","text_w_direction":"When Jan and I had satellite, we used to watch a reality show called \"Survivorman.\" And, it was interesting because it was about a guy who would go out in the middle of no where and just try not to die, try not to get eaten by an animal, or be overexposed.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16355,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"OK, I will only need two things. Roll of duct tape and a knife.","text_w_direction":"OK, I will only need two things. Roll of duct tape and a knife.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16356,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm on it.","text_w_direction":"[winks] I'm on it. [leaves room]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16357,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"OK. Thirty minutes or less, please come back. Save the receipts. Hey, what...","text_w_direction":"OK. Thirty minutes or less, please come back. Save the receipts. [Dwight comes back with set of knives] Hey, what...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16358,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"Let's see if any of these will work.","text_w_direction":"Let's see if any of these will work. [clears the front of Michael's desk]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16359,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, hey hey! Dwight.. Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey hey! Dwight. [Dwight rolls out an assortment knives]. Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16360,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"I keep various weaponries strategically placed around the office. I saved Jim's life with a can of pepper spray I had velcroed under my desk. People say, \"Oh, it's dangerous to keep weapons in the home or the work place.\" Well I say, \"It's better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally, than by a stranger on purpose.\"","text_w_direction":"I keep various weaponries strategically placed around the office. I saved Jim's life with a can of pepper spray I had velcroed under my desk. People say, \"Oh, it's dangerous to keep weapons in the home or the work place.\" Well I say, \"It's better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally, than by a stranger on purpose.\"","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16361,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight and I are going out. He will return later, but I will not. I will also be taking a personal day tomorrow, and perhaps the next day.","text_w_direction":"Dwight and I are going out. He will return later, but I will not. I will also be taking a personal day tomorrow, and perhaps the next day.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16362,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"Do you want me to ask where you're going?","text_w_direction":"Do you want me to ask where you're going?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16363,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16364,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16365,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight will be driving me deep into the Pennsylvania wilderness.","text_w_direction":"Dwight will be driving me deep into the Pennsylvania wilderness.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16366,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16367,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Where he will then leave me to either die or to survive. The choice is yours.","text_w_direction":"Where he will then leave me to either die or to survive. The choice is yours.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16368,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Hmm, no, the choice is actually yours. Are you sure you want to do this?","text_w_direction":"Hmm, no, the choice is actually yours. Are you sure you want to do this?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16369,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, and I am leaving you in charge of the office for the rest of the day and for the next several days. Do not try to follow me.","text_w_direction":"Yes, and I am leaving you in charge of the office for the rest of the day and for the next several days. Do not try to follow me.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16370,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"OK, great.","text_w_direction":"OK, great.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16371,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"This is a very personal, private experience in the wild, that I wish to share it with me, myself and I.","text_w_direction":"This is a very personal, private experience in the wild, that I wish to share it with me, myself and I.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16372,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Yup.","text_w_direction":"Yup.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16373,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"When I return, I hope to be a completely changed human being.","text_w_direction":"When I return, I hope to be a completely changed human being.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16374,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"That'd be great.","text_w_direction":"That'd be great.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16375,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"Do I believe that Michael possesses the skills to survive in a hostile environment? Let's put it this way","text_w_direction":"Do I believe that Michael possesses the skills to survive in a hostile environment? Let's put it this way[/b]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16376,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"This is what a true survivor man does. You simulate a disaster, like a plane wreck. You could only wear the clothes that you have on, and you could only use the stuff you have in your pockets. Now, in this case, this disaster is a serial killer. Creepy guy who's abducted me and is taking me out into the wilderness to leave me for dead.","text_w_direction":"This is what a true survivor man does. You simulate a disaster, like a plane wreck. You could only wear the clothes that you have on, and you could only use the stuff you have in your pockets. Now, in this case, this disaster is a serial killer. Creepy guy who's abducted me and is taking me out into the wilderness to leave me for dead.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16377,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"No, I would never leave you for dead. You would never escape.","text_w_direction":"No, I would never leave you for dead. You would never escape.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16378,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Well, yes I would. And I would survive.","text_w_direction":"Well, yes I would. And I would survive.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16379,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"I would make sure that you were dead.","text_w_direction":"I would make sure that you were dead.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16380,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Well...","text_w_direction":"Well...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16381,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"First, I would remove your teeth and cut off your fingertips so you could not be identified.","text_w_direction":"First, I would remove your teeth and cut off your fingertips so you could not be identified.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16382,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"You...","text_w_direction":"You...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16383,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"And they would call me the Overkill Killer.","text_w_direction":"And they would call me the Overkill Killer.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16384,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"You... you are as creepy as a real serial killer. For real. OK.","text_w_direction":"You... you are as creepy as a real serial killer. For real. [blindfolds eyes with tie] OK.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16385,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16386,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"I am putting this on so I have no familiarity with my surroundings. Now this way, I can't retrace my steps. I don't know what streets we've been--- Ow! What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"I am putting this on so I have no familiarity with my surroundings. Now this way, I can't retrace my steps. I don't know what streets we've been--- [Dwight whacks Michael with his shoe] Ow! What are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16387,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"It would be better if you were unconscious.","text_w_direction":"It would be better if you were unconscious.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16388,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"No! Gosh! Dwight. Stop it, stop it! Stop it.","text_w_direction":"No! Gosh! Dwight. [Dwight tries to hit Michael with his shoe again] Stop it, stop it! Stop it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16389,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"Do you want to do this right or not?","text_w_direction":"Do you want to do this right or not?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16390,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Just, please allow me to have one cathartic experience in my life?","text_w_direction":"Just, please allow me to have one cathartic experience in my life?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16391,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Angela","text":"Jim, we need to order a cake for Creed's birthday.","text_w_direction":"Jim, we need to order a cake for Creed's birthday.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16392,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, wasn't it just someone's birthday?","text_w_direction":"Oh, wasn't it just someone's birthday?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16393,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Angela","text":"Yes. Kelly's was last week, remember?","text_w_direction":"Yes. Kelly's was last week, remember?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16394,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"I do remember, yeah.","text_w_direction":"I do remember, yeah.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16395,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Angela","text":"It's birthday month. Creed's is today. Oscar's is week after next. Meredith's is at the end of the month. Michael usually goes with red and white streamers...","text_w_direction":"It's birthday month. Creed's is today. Oscar's is week after next. Meredith's is at the end of the month. [Jim exhales deeply] Michael usually goes with red and white streamers...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16396,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"You know what, I have an idea. Why don't we just do one big shared party?","text_w_direction":"You know what, I have an idea. Why don't we just do one big shared party?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16397,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Angela","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16398,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"There are thirteen people working in this office, so thirteen times a year Michael gets a cake and balloons, and some sort of joke gift and makes a toast. There are two types of toasts. One is a joke about how old you are.","text_w_direction":"There are thirteen people working in this office, so thirteen times a year Michael gets a cake and balloons, and some sort of joke gift and makes a toast. There are two types of toasts. One is a joke about how old you are.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16399,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Look at those wrinkles. Blacks do crack! Not crack the drug.","text_w_direction":"[flashback to Stanley's birthday] Look at those wrinkles. Blacks do crack! Not crack the drug.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16400,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"And the other is something inappropriate. Or horrible. Or both. What else? He only sings the high harmony to \"Happy Birthday.\" And he's a very big believer in surprise parties. Maybe even, arguably, possibly to a fault.","text_w_direction":"And the other is something inappropriate. Or horrible. Or both. What else? He only sings the high harmony to \"Happy Birthday.\" And he's a very big believer in surprise parties. Maybe even, arguably, possibly to a fault.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16401,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Happy Birthday!","text_w_direction":"[flashback to Kelly's birthday, hiding in the elevator] Happy Birthday!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16402,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Kelly","text":"Ahhh!!","text_w_direction":"Ahhh!! [drops the papers she was holding]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16403,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Happy Birthday!","text_w_direction":"[flashback to Oscar's birthday, hiding in the break room] Happy Birthday!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16404,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Oscar","text":"Ahhh!","text_w_direction":"Ahhh! [runs into door and Michael laughs]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16405,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Happy Birthday!","text_w_direction":"[flashback to Phyllis' birthday, sneaking up on Phyllis' car] Happy Birthday!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16406,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh! [Michael laughs]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16407,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"So... I think, yeah, I think getting these out of the way might be productive.","text_w_direction":"So... I think, yeah, I think getting these out of the way might be productive.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16408,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"We can just have one big fun party. Everybody's happy, nobody wastes their time.","text_w_direction":"We can just have one big fun party. Everybody's happy, nobody wastes their time.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16409,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Angela","text":"I don't like it.","text_w_direction":"I don't like it. [Angela leaves]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16410,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"Wow! You're shaking things up a bit, huh?","text_w_direction":"Wow! You're shaking things up a bit, huh?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16411,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"It's a pretty good idea, don't you think?","text_w_direction":"It's a pretty good idea, don't you think?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16412,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"Do you think it's a good idea?","text_w_direction":"Do you think it's a good idea?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16413,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"No... I think it's a great idea.","text_w_direction":"No... I think it's a great idea.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16414,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"Hmm.","text_w_direction":"[smiles] Hmm.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16415,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"We're here.","text_w_direction":"We're here. [gets out of the car]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16416,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight will take my blindfold off when we are deep in the forest. Just the two of us from this point out.","text_w_direction":"Dwight will take my blindfold off when we are deep in the forest. Just the two of us from this point out.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16417,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"Here we go. Just the two of us","text_w_direction":"[leading Michael from car] Here we go. Just the two of us [gestures for camera crew to follow]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16418,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"Here we go, into the wild. Mighty forest. Can you smell the trees and the nature?","text_w_direction":"Here we go, into the wild. Mighty forest. Can you smell the trees and the nature?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16419,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"Keep going, you're fine. Just some bushes and some thickets Keep going. You wanted wilderness, you got it.","text_w_direction":"Keep going, you're fine. Just some bushes and some thickets [leads Michael into some tall grass] Keep going. You wanted wilderness, you got it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16420,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"You know, try sending them another invoice.","text_w_direction":"You know, try sending them another invoice.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16421,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Oscar","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16422,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Alright. Oh, did you see my memo by the way?","text_w_direction":"Alright. [starts walking away, but returns] Oh, did you see my memo by the way?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16423,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Oscar","text":"\"Let's be honest, as fun as birthdays are we could all use a break from the constant cake, so let's celebrate birthday month in style today.\" This is really cool.","text_w_direction":"[picks up and reads memo] \"Let's be honest, as fun as birthdays are we could all use a break from the constant cake, so let's celebrate birthday month in style today.\" This is really cool.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16424,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Right? I was just thinking...","text_w_direction":"Right? I was just thinking...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16425,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Oscar","text":"No, totally, totally. This way we get it all out of the way at once and it could actually be fun.","text_w_direction":"No, totally, totally. This way we get it all out of the way at once and it could actually be fun.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16426,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Right! Exactly. Knew I could count on you.","text_w_direction":"Right! Exactly. [pats Oscar on the back and walks away] Knew I could count on you. [Oscar rolls his eyes]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16427,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"Good a spot as any.","text_w_direction":"Good a spot as any. [They stop and Dwight starts spinning Michael around in circles]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16428,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"What are you doing? Stop. Dwight, Dwight. Just --","text_w_direction":"What are you doing? Stop. Dwight, Dwight. Just --","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16429,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm just --","text_w_direction":"I'm just --","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16430,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Stop.","text_w_direction":"Stop.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16431,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"Spin. I'm trying to confuse your sense of direction. Behold.","text_w_direction":"Spin. I'm trying to confuse your sense of direction. [stops spinning and takes Michael's blindfold off] Behold.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16432,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Alright, good. Thank you, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Alright, good. Thank you, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16433,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"Here's your knife. Here's your duct tape.","text_w_direction":"Here's your knife. Here's your duct tape.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16434,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Alright, very good. Ahh, OK.","text_w_direction":"Alright, very good. Ahh, OK. [Dwight gives Michael a hug]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16435,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"Good luck, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Good luck, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16436,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Thanks for the ride. OK. Leave me be, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Thanks for the ride. OK. Leave me be, Dwight. [Dwight runs off]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16437,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Meredith","text":"Hey, Jim, can I have my own cake?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Jim, can I have my own cake?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16438,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"What's that?","text_w_direction":"What's that?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16439,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Meredith","text":"I really prefer devils food cake.","text_w_direction":"I really prefer devils food cake.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16440,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, sure.","text_w_direction":"Oh, sure.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16441,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Meredith","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16442,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK. [Meredith leaves]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16443,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"Wow! That was easy.","text_w_direction":"Wow! That was easy.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16444,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, people like me I guess.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, people like me I guess.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16445,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Creed","text":"Jim.","text_w_direction":"[knocking from outside window in break room] Jim.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16446,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Creed","text":"I hate devils food.","text_w_direction":"I hate devils food.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16447,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Well I think Meredith was just --","text_w_direction":"Well I think Meredith was just --","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16448,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Creed","text":"Screw Meredith, I don't think it's fair to let someone else pick the cake on my birthday.","text_w_direction":"Screw Meredith, I don't think it's fair to let someone else pick the cake on my birthday.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16449,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Everybody's birthday.","text_w_direction":"Everybody's birthday.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16450,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Creed","text":"Today is actually my birthday and I want to pick the cake.","text_w_direction":"Today is actually my birthday and I want to pick the cake.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16451,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"What do you want?","text_w_direction":"What do you want?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16452,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Creed","text":"I want pie. I want peach pie.","text_w_direction":"I want pie. I want peach pie.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16453,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"You want a birthday pie?","text_w_direction":"You want a birthday pie?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16454,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Creed","text":"I want a nice cobbler.","text_w_direction":"I want a nice cobbler.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16455,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Well, I'm gonna to talk to Angela and we're gonna see what we can do about a pie.","text_w_direction":"Well, I'm gonna to talk to Angela and we're gonna see what we can do about a pie.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16456,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Creed","text":"I don't care who you talk to. Just make it happen.","text_w_direction":"I don't care who you talk to. Just make it happen.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16457,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"It will be Angela.","text_w_direction":"It will be Angela.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16458,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Creed","text":"You tell her it's for Creed. She'll know what that means.","text_w_direction":"You tell her it's for Creed. She'll know what that means.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16459,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Day One. I'm in the interior of the vast Pennsylvania wilderness. I've brought with me only the bare essentials. A knife, roll of duct tape, in case I need to craft some shelter or make some sort of water vessel. It's hot today. The sun is in the two-thirds easterly quadrant, which would make it about 2 o'clock in the afternoon. It's really beating down on me now. I think that I want to get a little more comfortable because the sun is depleting my resources. OK. OH, there we go. Watch that I don't hit my corroded artery here...","text_w_direction":"[to own camcorder] Day One. I'm in the interior of the vast Pennsylvania wilderness. I've brought with me only the bare essentials. A knife, roll of duct tape, in case I need to craft some shelter or make some sort of water vessel. It's hot today. The sun is in the two-thirds easterly quadrant, which would make it about [looks at watch] 2 o'clock in the afternoon. It's really beating down on me now. I think that I want to get a little more comfortable because the sun is depleting my resources. [cuts pants with knife] OK. OH, there we go. Watch that I don't hit my corroded artery here...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16460,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"I lied to Michael. I said that I would leave him alone, but I will not. I will remain close by to provide unseen moral support, but I will never help him. I will let harm befall him. I will even let him die. But I will never let him lose his dignity.","text_w_direction":"I lied to Michael. I said that I would leave him alone, but I will not. I will remain close by to provide unseen moral support, but I will never help him. I will let harm befall him. I will even let him die. But I will never let him lose his dignity.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16461,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"There we go. Much better. Now everything I brought with me can be used. My sport coat here, can be fashioned into a backpack of sorts.","text_w_direction":"There we go. [standing with short sleeves and short pants] Much better. Now everything I brought with me can be used. My sport coat here, can be fashioned into a backpack of sorts [ties jacket around neck].","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16462,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"I'm going to wear what was once one of my pant legs.","text_w_direction":"I'm going to wear what was once one of my pant legs. [puts pant leg on head like a hat]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16463,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"See, this is a beautiful piece of material This could be used for all sorts of things.","text_w_direction":"See, this is a beautiful piece of material [rips other pant leg in half] This could be used for all sorts of things.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16464,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Some sort of kerchief to keep my neck nice and comfortable.","text_w_direction":"Some sort of kerchief to keep my neck nice and comfortable.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16465,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Andy","text":"Tuna.","text_w_direction":"Tuna. [rolls in chair to Jim's desk]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16466,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Andy.","text_w_direction":"Andy.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16467,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Andy","text":"Me likey the ice cream cake, okay? Fudgie the Whale.","text_w_direction":"Me likey the ice cream cake, okay? Fudgie the Whale.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16468,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Not your birthday.","text_w_direction":"Not your birthday.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16469,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Andy","text":"Well, I'm just saying, you know, if you want to make people happy, namely me, you will have a Fudgie the Whale.","text_w_direction":"Well, I'm just saying, you know, if you want to make people happy, namely me, you will have a Fudgie the Whale.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16470,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Alright, I'll look into it, but the answer's no.","text_w_direction":"Alright, I'll look into it, but the answer's no.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16471,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Andy","text":"Wow, OK, harsh. Just don't expect me to show up.","text_w_direction":"Wow, OK, harsh. Just don't expect me to show up.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16472,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, Andy, I have some calls to make.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Andy, I have some calls to make.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16473,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Andy","text":"Loud and clear.","text_w_direction":"Loud and clear. [rolls in chair back to desk]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16474,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright. [Andy rolls back]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16475,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Andy","text":"Pizza rolls.","text_w_direction":"Pizza rolls.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16476,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"OK, I'm gonna go into this office here to do some work. So I will be in here.","text_w_direction":"OK, I'm gonna go into this office here [gets up and walks into Michael's office] to do some work. So I will be in here.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16477,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Andy","text":"Mushroom caps.","text_w_direction":"Mushroom caps.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16478,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"I am totally alone right now, with only my thoughts. I love it. I'm loving it. I can literally say anything I want. No one is gonna here me. Wish I could have gone with Ryan on that cool retreat! Jan has plastic boobs! I HAVE HEMORRHOIDS! Doesn't even matter.","text_w_direction":"I am totally alone right now, with only my thoughts. I love it. I'm loving it. I can literally say anything I want. No one is gonna here me. [screams] Wish I could have gone with Ryan on that cool retreat! Jan has plastic boobs! I HAVE HEMORRHOIDS! Doesn't even matter.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16479,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael is a man of great depth and passion. I don't know what he's searching for out here. I hope he finds it. Lunch.","text_w_direction":"Michael is a man of great depth and passion. I don't know what he's searching for out here. [pulls a nest from a tree] I hope he finds it. [picks up some bird eggs] Lunch.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16480,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Well it is a little chillier than I had thought, so I have fashioned my hat back into my pants. Several hours in, time for me to find some nourishment. Now, these woods are full of creatures that can sustain human life. Things like, uh, squirrels, nice juicy rabbit would be delicious.","text_w_direction":"Well it is a little chillier than I had thought, so I have fashioned my hat back into my pants. Several hours in, time for me to find some nourishment. Now, these woods are full of creatures that can sustain human life. Things like, uh, squirrels, nice juicy rabbit would be delicious.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16481,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"About two more minutes.","text_w_direction":"About two more minutes [cooking bird eggs].","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16482,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"I have made this spear, with which I will impale my dinner. And it couldn't come a moment too soon because I have been without food for a good three hours or so. I'm startin' to feel it a little bit. Ohh... It's Creed's birthday. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to Creed. Happy Birthday to you. Happy birthday, buddy.","text_w_direction":"I have made this spear, with which I will impale my dinner. And it couldn't come a moment too soon because I have been without food for a good three hours or so. I'm startin' to feel it a little bit. Ohh... It's Creed's birthday. [singing] Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to Creed. Happy Birthday to you. Happy birthday, buddy.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16483,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Meredith","text":"What is Jim thinking? It's a birthday, so what if there's a lot of them?","text_w_direction":"What is Jim thinking? It's a birthday, so what if there's a lot of them?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16484,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah, I work hard all day. I like knowing that there's going to be a break. Most days I just sit and wait for the break.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I work hard all day. I like knowing that there's going to be a break. Most days I just sit and wait for the break.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16485,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Stanley","text":"I took an extra shot of insulin in preparation for this cake today. If I don't have some cake soon, I might die.","text_w_direction":"I took an extra shot of insulin in preparation for this cake today. If I don't have some cake soon, I might die.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16486,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Oscar","text":"Why don't you just have an apple?","text_w_direction":"Why don't you just have an apple?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16487,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Stanley","text":"Why don't you mind your business?","text_w_direction":"Why don't you mind your business?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16488,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Creed","text":"Listen, I figured this out. Jimmy had his birthday three weeks ago, so he doesn't care.","text_w_direction":"Listen, I figured this out. Jimmy had his birthday three weeks ago, so he doesn't care.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16489,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Oscar","text":"Probably went to his head.","text_w_direction":"Probably went to his head.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16490,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Creed","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. [Jim enters room]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16491,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Oscar","text":"Hey, Jim.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Jim.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16492,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Hey guys, what're we talking about?","text_w_direction":"Hey guys, what're we talking about?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16493,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Creed","text":"Nothing! Nothing going on. We're talking about nothing. C'mon gang.","text_w_direction":"Nothing! Nothing going on. We're talking about nothing. C'mon gang.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16494,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Well if you take a look at this, I tented my pants. I've made myself a nice pants tent shelter. And this little guy may be Dunder Mifflin paper some day.","text_w_direction":"Well if you take a look at this, I tented my pants. I've made myself a nice pants tent shelter. And this little guy [pats a large tree trunk] may be Dunder Mifflin paper some day.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16495,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"Nothing to worry about. Just using the scope. Safety is... on.","text_w_direction":"Nothing to worry about. Just using the scope. Safety is... [clicks rifle into safety mode] on.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16496,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Toby","text":"Hey Jim.","text_w_direction":"[knocks] Hey Jim.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16497,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Toby.","text_w_direction":"Toby.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16498,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Toby","text":"Hey, I just got the word on the communal birthdays. Great idea.","text_w_direction":"Hey, I just got the word on the communal birthdays. Great idea.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16499,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, thanks man.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thanks man.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16500,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Toby","text":"Yeah...","text_w_direction":"Yeah...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16501,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Is there anything --","text_w_direction":"Is there anything --","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16502,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Toby","text":"My birthday was two months ago.","text_w_direction":"My birthday was two months ago.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16503,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, OK.","text_w_direction":"Oh, OK.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16504,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Toby","text":"There was no party.","text_w_direction":"There was no party.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16505,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16506,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Toby","text":"Well, it... there was. But Michael scheduled it for 4","text_w_direction":"Well, it... there was. But Michael scheduled it for 4","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16507,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"I remember that.","text_w_direction":"I remember that.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16508,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Toby","text":"I don't know, I just thought you could include me.","text_w_direction":"I don't know, I just thought you could include me.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16509,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Seriously?","text_w_direction":"Seriously?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16510,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Toby","text":"I just though you could add me. I don't see the harm in that.","text_w_direction":"I just though you could add me. I don't see the harm in that.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16511,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Toby's great. He's great, but sometimes he can be a little bit much. I don't see the harm in that. Well, it's a cake Toby, so, c'mon.","text_w_direction":"Toby's great. He's great, but sometimes he can be a little bit much. [in Toby voice] I don't see the harm in that. Well, it's a cake Toby, so, c'mon.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16512,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"OK. Yeah, you know what, we're just gonna throw you in. Because more the merrier, right?","text_w_direction":"OK. Yeah, you know what, we're just gonna throw you in. Because more the merrier, right?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16513,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Angela","text":"No. No way. I am not a machine, Jim. You can't just change plans willy nilly and expect these little magic party elves to do your bidding. We already have devils food, peach cobbler, Fudgie the Whale, mushroom caps.","text_w_direction":"No. No way. I am not a machine, Jim. You can't just change plans willy nilly and expect these little magic party elves to do your bidding. We already have devils food, peach cobbler, Fudgie the Whale, mushroom caps.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16514,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Toby","text":"I'm allergic to mushrooms.","text_w_direction":"I'm allergic to mushrooms.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16515,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"That's a bummer. OK, then we need to... Hey everybody. Hi, how you doing? Can I have your attention please? 'Cause we have to talk about this birthday thing.","text_w_direction":"That's a bummer. OK, then we need to...[steps outside office] Hey everybody. Hi, how you doing? Can I have your attention please? 'Cause we have to talk about this birthday thing.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16516,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Pam","text":"Conference room?","text_w_direction":"[raises hand] Conference room?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16517,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Yes, conference room in five minutes... No. No. We're gonna solve it right here. We're actually gonna talk about it out here. So, who has problems with the birthday thing? One, two, three, everybody. OK, so then we just shouldn't do it.","text_w_direction":"Yes, conference room in five minutes... No. No. We're gonna solve it right here. We're actually gonna talk about it out here. So, who has problems with the birthday thing? [everyone raises hands] One, two, three, everybody. OK, so then we just shouldn't do it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16518,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Angela","text":"What am I supposed to do with two cakes and a pie?'","text_w_direction":"What am I supposed to do with two cakes and a pie?'","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16519,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, I'll take 'em.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'll take 'em.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16520,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Creed","text":"Well nobody's touching my cobbler.","text_w_direction":"Well nobody's touching my cobbler.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16521,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Phyllis","text":"Hey, Michael. I mean Jim.","text_w_direction":"[raises hand] Hey, Michael. I mean Jim.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16522,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Yup, Phyllis called me Michael. And I will always and forever be haunted by that fact.","text_w_direction":"Yup, Phyllis called me Michael. And I will always and forever be haunted by that fact.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16523,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Under this tree, I think I struck the mother load. Those are nature's best mushrooms. Wild, and I have to say these little buggers are damn tasty as well.","text_w_direction":"Under this tree, I think I struck the mother load. Those [points camera to mushrooms] are nature's best mushrooms. Wild, and I have to say these little buggers are damn tasty as well. [puts them in mouth]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16524,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Dwight","text":"Stop! No, no Michael! Nooo! Nooo! Nooo! Arghh. Get, get them out.","text_w_direction":"Stop! No, no Michael! Nooo! Nooo! [runs up to Michael and knocks him over] Nooo! Arghh. Get, get them out. [picks out mushrooms from Michael's mouth]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16525,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Everybody","text":"Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to Creed. Happy Birthday to you.","text_w_direction":"Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday [Michael joins in with high note] to Creed. Happy Birthday to you. [Creed blows up candles on pie]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16526,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah! Alright, skip around the room. Skip around the room. We want -- OK, alright. Yeah, don't do that. You're gonna break something.","text_w_direction":"Yeah! [everybody clapping] Alright, skip around the room. Skip around the room. We want -- OK, alright. Yeah, don't do that. You're gonna break something.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16527,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Man became civilized for a reason. He decided that he liked to have warmth, and clothing, and television, and hamburgers, and to walk upright, and to have a soft futon at the end of the day. He didn't want to have to struggle to survive. I don't need the woods. I have a nice wood desk. I don't need fresh air, because I have the freshest air around, A.C. And I don't need wide open spaces. Check it out. I can also make it the sky.","text_w_direction":"Man became civilized for a reason. He decided that he liked to have warmth, and clothing, and television, and hamburgers, and to walk upright, and to have a soft futon at the end of the day. He didn't want to have to struggle to survive. I don't need the woods. I have a nice wood desk. I don't need fresh air, because I have the freshest air around, A.C. And I don't need wide open spaces. Check it out. [shows off computer screen scenery] I can also make it the sky.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16528,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, buddy.","text_w_direction":"Hey, buddy.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16529,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16530,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"What up?","text_w_direction":"What up?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16531,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Sure glad you're back.","text_w_direction":"Sure glad you're back.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16532,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"You are relieved.","text_w_direction":"You are relieved.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16533,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"You have no idea.","text_w_direction":"You have no idea.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16534,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"So what did I miss?","text_w_direction":"So what did I miss?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16535,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Well, I tried to put all the birthdays together at once.","text_w_direction":"Well, I tried to put all the birthdays together at once.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16536,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16537,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"So, terrible idea.","text_w_direction":"So, terrible idea.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16538,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, okay, I did that. Rookie mistake.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, okay, I did that. Rookie mistake.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16539,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"You did do it?","text_w_direction":"You did do it?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16540,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Uh huh. Yeah, just wait. Ten years, you'll figure it out.","text_w_direction":"Uh huh. Yeah, just wait. Ten years, you'll figure it out.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16541,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"Well, I don't think I'll be here in ten years.","text_w_direction":"Well, I don't think I'll be here in ten years.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16542,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"That's what I said. That's what she said.","text_w_direction":"That's what I said. That's what she said.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16543,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"That's what who said?","text_w_direction":"That's what who said?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16544,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"I never know. I just say it. I say stuff like that, you know, to lighten the tension. When things sort of get hard.","text_w_direction":"I never know. I just say it. I say stuff like that, you know, to lighten the tension. When things sort of get hard.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16545,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Jim","text":"That's what she said.","text_w_direction":"That's what she said.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16546,"season":4,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Survivor Man","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Steve Carell","character":"Michael","text":"Hey! Nice. Really good. Bravo, my young ward.","text_w_direction":"Hey! Nice. Really good. Bravo, my young ward.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":2110,"air_date":"2007-11-08"}
{"index":16547,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Oscar","text":"So the figures show improvement right there, Michael. And again-","text_w_direction":"So the figures show improvement right there, Michael. And again- [Pam walks in and shows Michael a note]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16548,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"I'll call back.","text_w_direction":"I'll call back.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16549,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kevin","text":"You never call back.","text_w_direction":"You never call back.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16550,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"Every time Michael's in a meeting, he makes me come in and give him a Post-It note telling him who's on the phone. I did it once, and he freaked out. He loved it so much. The thing is he doesn't get that many calls. So he has me make them up every 10 minutes.","text_w_direction":"Every time Michael's in a meeting, he makes me come in and give him a Post-It note telling him who's on the phone. I did it once, and he freaked out. He loved it so much. The thing is he doesn't get that many calls. So he has me make them up every 10 minutes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16551,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, um, tell him I'll call him back.","text_w_direction":"[Pam walks in and shows Michael a note that says \"Good Morning\"] Yeah, um, tell him I'll call him back.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16552,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jan","text":"","text_w_direction":"[laughing]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16553,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"You can't always work 200 days though.","text_w_direction":"You can't always work 200 days though.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16554,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, no, no, no, I don't have time for this. Tell him I'm in a meeting.","text_w_direction":"[Pam walks in and shows Michael a note that has a smiley face] Oh, no, no, no, I don't have time for this. Tell him I'm in a meeting. [Jan looks impressed]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16555,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Ryan","text":"You have to know how to work this. There's no excuse for this.","text_w_direction":"You have to know how to work this. There's no excuse for this.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16556,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16557,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Ryan","text":"I can get you a tutor if you need-","text_w_direction":"I can get you a tutor if you need- [Pam walks in and shows Michael a note with a waving, smiling Hot Dog saying \"Hiya Buddy\"]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16558,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Oh. Ah, this is a very important client. But, I have the most important client sitting right in front of me, my boss, so I will call him later.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Ah, this is a very important client. But, I have the most important client sitting right in front of me, my boss, so I will call him later.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16559,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Ryan","text":"Oh, no, no, no, customer service is obviously priority one. You can take the call.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, no, no, customer service is obviously priority one. You can take the call.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16560,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"N-No, money isn't everything Ryan. And you're my friend, and I don't want to be rude.","text_w_direction":"N-No, money isn't everything Ryan. And you're my friend, and I don't want to be rude.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16561,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Ryan","text":"Take the call, friend.","text_w_direction":"Take the call, friend.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16562,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"I refuse. My house, my rules, I insist.","text_w_direction":"I refuse. My house, my rules, I insist.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16563,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Ryan","text":"I insist you take your work calls.","text_w_direction":"I insist you take your work calls.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16564,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, okay, all right. Pam, would you put the call through? Hi buddy.","text_w_direction":"Uh, okay, all right. Pam, would you put the call through? [Pam pushes a button the phone] Hi buddy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16565,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jan","text":"I don't know, it's just, ugh, I never felt welcomed there, you know? It's such a...boys club.","text_w_direction":"I don't know, it's just, ugh, I never felt welcomed there, you know? It's such a...boys club.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16566,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, I hate that.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I hate that.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16567,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jan","text":"Good.","text_w_direction":"Good.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16568,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"So, here's the deal. Um, I am on my way to New York to be deposed as part of Jan's wrongful termination law suit. The company fired her for having the courage to augment her boobs.","text_w_direction":"So, here's the deal. Um, I am on my way to New York to be deposed as part of Jan's wrongful termination law suit. The company fired her for having the courage to augment her boobs.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16569,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jan","text":"And they displayed a pattern of disrespect and inappropriate behavior.","text_w_direction":"And they displayed a pattern of disrespect and inappropriate behavior.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16570,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, yes. Pat-tern. Patt-ern. My friend Pat took a turn. That's how I remember that. Could we pull over and put down the top? I'm feeling a little queasy.","text_w_direction":"Yes, yes. Pat-tern. Patt-ern. My friend Pat took a turn. That's how I remember that. Could we pull over and put down the top? I'm feeling a little queasy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16571,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jan","text":"Um, no, I want it up. My hair.","text_w_direction":"Um, no, I want it up. My hair.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16572,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Well-","text_w_direction":"Well-","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16573,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jan","text":"Remember, it isn't just a pattern, It's a pattern of disrespect, and inappropriate behavior.","text_w_direction":"Remember, it isn't just a pattern, It's a pattern of disrespect, and inappropriate behavior.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16574,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Disray .My friend Disray got news specs. Disray spect. My friend Inappro drives a Prius with his behind neighbor.","text_w_direction":"Disray .My friend Disray got news specs. Disray spect. My friend Inappro drives a Prius with his behind neighbor.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16575,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jan","text":"Does this work for you?","text_w_direction":"Does this work for you?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16576,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Yep. Tell them how much you're gonna get if you win.","text_w_direction":"Yep. Tell them how much you're gonna get if you win.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16577,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jan","text":"Uh, come on Micheal, that's tacky.","text_w_direction":"Uh, come on Micheal, that's tacky.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16578,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Million dollars!","text_w_direction":"Million dollars!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16579,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jan","text":"Four million.","text_w_direction":"Four million.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16580,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Four million dollars! Man that is a lot of guacamole. A lot of the green. Lot of green. That is why I have memorized Jan's answers, and I have also thrown in some errs, and ahhs, to make it seem like it's not memorized.","text_w_direction":"Four million dollars! Man that is a lot of guacamole. A lot of the green. Lot of green. That is why I have memorized Jan's answers, and I have also thrown in some errs, and ahhs, to make it seem like it's not memorized.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16581,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jan","text":"No, Michael. Oh, come on.","text_w_direction":"No, Michael. Oh, come on.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16582,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Perfect crime.","text_w_direction":"Perfect crime.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16583,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jan","text":"Stop saying ridiculous things. He's just gonna tell the truth, the truth is-is very...you know, complicated, so we went over it carefully, and-and just so we wouldn't leave anything up to chance or Michael's judgment.","text_w_direction":"Stop saying ridiculous things. He's just gonna tell the truth, the truth is-is very...you know, complicated, so we went over it carefully, and-and just so we wouldn't leave anything up to chance or Michael's judgment.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16584,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Could we please pull over and pull down the top, I do not feel good.","text_w_direction":"Could we please pull over and pull down the top, I do not feel good.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16585,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jan","text":"Michael, I told you, I am not putting the top down.","text_w_direction":"Michael, I told you, I am not putting the top down.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16586,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"I'm getting car sick! Ugh, I'm gonna puke. I think I'm gonna throw up.","text_w_direction":"I'm getting car sick! Ugh, I'm gonna puke. I think I'm gonna throw up.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16587,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jan","text":"All right, fine, just a second. Hold on.","text_w_direction":"All right, fine, just a second. Hold on.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16588,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, Schneider, real quick. What do you call a butt load of lawyers driving off a cliff?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Schneider, real quick. What do you call a butt load of lawyers driving off a cliff?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16589,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Lester","text":"A good start. And I think it's busload.","text_w_direction":"A good start. And I think it's busload.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16590,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, a bunch of rich lawyers took the bus. Where did you find this guy? Hey, there he is.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, a bunch of rich lawyers took the bus. [To Jan] Where did you find this guy? Hey, there he is.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16591,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Ryan","text":"Hey Michael.","text_w_direction":"Hey Michael.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16592,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Hey hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey hey.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16593,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Ryan","text":"I'm glad you're here. I actually need to talk to you for a second.","text_w_direction":"I'm glad you're here. I actually need to talk to you for a second.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16594,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Ryan","text":"Could we talk off the record? As friends?","text_w_direction":"Could we talk off the record? As friends?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16595,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"I would love that.","text_w_direction":"I would love that.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16596,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Ryan","text":"Jan... has put the company in a very tough position here. Now you've been with us for a long time. Over 10 years, right? We just want to be sure that you won't do anything to hurt us with your testimony. Do you understand?","text_w_direction":"Jan... has put the company in a very tough position here. Now you've been with us for a long time. Over 10 years, right? We just want to be sure that you won't do anything to hurt us with your testimony. Do you understand?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16597,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Abso-fruitley. Yeah. I'll-I'll do anything for the company.","text_w_direction":"Abso-fruitley. Yeah. I'll-I'll do anything for the company.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16598,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Ryan","text":"Good. That is great to hear.","text_w_direction":"Good. That is great to hear.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16599,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"It is.","text_w_direction":"It is.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16600,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Darryl","text":"Game, son!","text_w_direction":"[playing ping-pong] Game, son!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16601,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"All right, let's run it back.","text_w_direction":"All right, let's run it back.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16602,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"The warehouse got a ping pong table last week. Now Jim comes down and plays with Darryl. Sometimes I bring him juice. My boyfriend is 12.","text_w_direction":"The warehouse got a ping pong table last week. Now Jim comes down and plays with Darryl. Sometimes I bring him juice. My boyfriend is 12.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16603,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kelly","text":"What has two skinny chicken legs and sucks at ping pong?","text_w_direction":"What has two skinny chicken legs and sucks at ping pong?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16604,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"Hi, Kelly.","text_w_direction":"Hi, Kelly.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16605,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kelly","text":"Guess whose boyfriend it is?","text_w_direction":"Guess whose boyfriend it is?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16606,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"I don't wanna guess.","text_w_direction":"I don't wanna guess.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16607,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kelly","text":"I'll give you a hint","text_w_direction":"I'll give you a hint[/b]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16608,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kelly","text":"I don't talk trash, I talk smack. They're totally different. Trash talk is hypothetical, like","text_w_direction":"I don't talk trash, I talk smack. They're totally different. Trash talk is hypothetical, like[/b]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16609,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"Jim. Can I see you for a second?","text_w_direction":"Jim. Can I see you for a second?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16610,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16611,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16612,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, it's not regulation size, but it'll do. You have to practice. You have to get real good and beat Darryl.","text_w_direction":"Okay, it's not regulation size, but it'll do. You have to practice. You have to get real good and beat Darryl.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16613,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, I can't beat Darryl.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I can't beat Darryl.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16614,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"Please? Kelly's trash talking me because Darryl is beating you.","text_w_direction":"Please? Kelly's trash talking me because Darryl is beating you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16615,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"What, seriously? What is she saying?","text_w_direction":"What, seriously? What is she saying?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16616,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kelly","text":"Your boyfriend is so weak, he needs steroids just to watch baseball.","text_w_direction":"[flashback, to Pam] Your boyfriend is so weak, he needs steroids just to watch baseball.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16617,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kelly","text":"Jim couldn't hit a ping pong ball if it was the size of the moon.","text_w_direction":"[flashback, to Pam] Jim couldn't hit a ping pong ball if it was the size of the moon.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16618,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kelly","text":"Were Jim's parents first cousins that were also bad at ping pong?","text_w_direction":"[flashback, to Pam] Were Jim's parents first cousins that were also bad at ping pong?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16619,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"So you're asking me to defend your honor against Kelly?","text_w_direction":"So you're asking me to defend your honor against Kelly?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16620,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"Sorta, yes.","text_w_direction":"Sorta, yes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16621,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Bring me players.","text_w_direction":"Bring me players.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16622,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16623,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Diane Kelly","text":"Hi everyone, I'm Diane Kelly. I'm the company's chief legal counsel.","text_w_direction":"Hi everyone, I'm Diane Kelly. I'm the company's chief legal counsel.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16624,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Hi. No, no, absolutely not. What is he doing here?","text_w_direction":"Hi. [Michael sees Toby] No, no, absolutely not. What is he doing here?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16625,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Diane","text":"Toby?","text_w_direction":"Toby?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16626,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Are you renewing your divorce vows, before my deposition?","text_w_direction":"Are you renewing your divorce vows, before my deposition?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16627,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Toby","text":"Michael, I'm your HR Rep. I'm on your side.","text_w_direction":"Michael, I'm your HR Rep. I'm on your side.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16628,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Never. I want him gone. I don't talk until he leaves.","text_w_direction":"Never. I want him gone. I don't talk until he leaves.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16629,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jan","text":"Michael, just relax, okay?","text_w_direction":"Michael, just relax, okay?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16630,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Diane","text":"You know, I think they're, uh ready for us now. So..","text_w_direction":"You know, I think they're, uh ready for us now. So..","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16631,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. All right.","text_w_direction":"Okay. All right.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16632,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Deposition Reporter","text":"Mr. Scott. Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?","text_w_direction":"Mr. Scott. Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16633,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Yessh.","text_w_direction":"Yessh.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16634,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Lester","text":"Mr. Scott, can you describe the circumstances of Ms. Levinson's termination?","text_w_direction":"Mr. Scott, can you describe the circumstances of Ms. Levinson's termination?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16635,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Well, it was not just termination. It was a pattern of disrespect and inappropriate behavior.","text_w_direction":"Well, it was not just termination. It was a pattern of disrespect and inappropriate behavior.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16636,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Lester","text":"Oh. Very good. Well put.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Very good. Well put.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16637,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jan","text":"People underestimate Michael. There are plenty of things that he is well above average at. Like ice skating. He is a very good ice skater.","text_w_direction":"People underestimate Michael. There are plenty of things that he is well above average at. Like ice skating. He is a very good ice skater.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16638,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, Kevin. Jim needs to see you.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Kevin. Jim needs to see you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16639,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kevin","text":"About what?","text_w_direction":"About what?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16640,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"He needs help balancing some travel receipts.","text_w_direction":"He needs help balancing some travel receipts.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16641,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kevin","text":"Are you sure he wants me? Because I have Oscar balance my travel receipts.","text_w_direction":"Are you sure he wants me? Because I have Oscar balance my travel receipts.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16642,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, no, he asked for you specifically. He's in the conference room.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, no, he asked for you specifically. He's in the conference room.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16643,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, awesome!","text_w_direction":"[enters conference room and sees ping pong table] Oh, awesome! [Pam puts \"Meeting in Progress\" sign on the door]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16644,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Lester","text":"How long have you known the plaintiff?","text_w_direction":"How long have you known the plaintiff?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16645,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"I haven't actually seen it. But I have seen the firm, and I am planning on renting The Pelican Brief","text_w_direction":"I haven't actually seen it. But I have seen the firm, and I am planning on renting The Pelican Brief","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16646,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Lester","text":"How long have you known Ms. Levinson?","text_w_direction":"How long have you known Ms. Levinson?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16647,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Six years and two months.","text_w_direction":"Six years and two months.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16648,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Lester","text":"And you were directly under her the entire time?","text_w_direction":"And you were directly under her the entire time?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16649,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"That's what she said.","text_w_direction":"That's what she said.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16650,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Lester","text":"Excuse me?","text_w_direction":"Excuse me?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16651,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"That's what she said.","text_w_direction":"That's what she said.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16652,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Lester","text":"Ms. Levinson told you she was your direct superior?","text_w_direction":"Ms. Levinson told you she was your direct superior?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16653,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, wh-why would she say that?","text_w_direction":"Uh, wh-why would she say that?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16654,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jan","text":"Can we just move on to another question?","text_w_direction":"Can we just move on to another question?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16655,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Diane","text":"No wait, I don't understand. Who's on record on saying this?","text_w_direction":"No wait, I don't understand. Who's on record on saying this?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16656,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Lester","text":"With all due respect, I'm in the middle of a line of questioning. Now Mr. Scott, what did you say Ms. Levinson said? Regarding your employment status with respect to her corporate position.","text_w_direction":"With all due respect, I'm in the middle of a line of questioning. Now Mr. Scott, what did you say Ms. Levinson said? Regarding your employment status with respect to her corporate position.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16657,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Come again? That's what she said? I don't know what you're talking about.","text_w_direction":"Come again? That's what she said? I don't know what you're talking about.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16658,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jan","text":"Okay, if I may, he was just telling a joke before, so can we move on to another question?","text_w_direction":"Okay, if I may, he was just telling a joke before, so can we move on to another question?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16659,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Lester","text":"Oh, are you sure?","text_w_direction":"Oh, are you sure?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16660,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jan","text":"Uh, yes.","text_w_direction":"Uh, yes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16661,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Lester","text":"Can you go back to where this digression began?","text_w_direction":"Can you go back to where this digression began?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16662,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Deposition Reporter","text":"Mr. Schneider","text_w_direction":"[reading off paper] Mr. Schneider[/b]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16663,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Well, delivery is all wrong. She's butchering it.","text_w_direction":"Well, delivery is all wrong. She's butchering it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16664,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kelly","text":"Yeah, that's what I thought.","text_w_direction":"[Pam leaving bathroom, Kelly entering, awkward moment, Pam steps aside to let Kelly in] Yeah, that's what I thought.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16665,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Lester","text":"Did Ms. Levinson ever say why she thought she was being fired?","text_w_direction":"Did Ms. Levinson ever say why she thought she was being fired?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16666,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"She thought it had to do with the twins. That's what I call them.","text_w_direction":"She thought it had to do with the twins. That's what I call them.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16667,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Lester","text":"Can you be more specific? Who are the twins?","text_w_direction":"Can you be more specific? Who are the twins?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16668,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Um, to be delicate, they hang off milady's chest. They... make milk.","text_w_direction":"Um, to be delicate, they hang off milady's chest. They... make milk.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16669,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Lester","text":"You don't need to go any further. Her breasts.","text_w_direction":"You don't need to go any further. Her breasts.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16670,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16671,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Lester","text":"She thought it had something to do with her recent breast enhancement surgery?","text_w_direction":"She thought it had something to do with her recent breast enhancement surgery?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16672,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, and frankly, the timing was nothing short of predominant.","text_w_direction":"Yes, and frankly, the timing was nothing short of predominant.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16673,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Lester","text":"What about your romantic relationship with Ms. Levinson? Could that have played a part in her termination?","text_w_direction":"What about your romantic relationship with Ms. Levinson? Could that have played a part in her termination?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16674,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Well, if it did, then the company is breaking its own rules.","text_w_direction":"Well, if it did, then the company is breaking its own rules.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16675,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Lester","text":"Interesting. How so?","text_w_direction":"Interesting. How so?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16676,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Because before we started dating, we disclosed our relationship to HR. And I have the proof right here.","text_w_direction":"Because before we started dating, we disclosed our relationship to HR. And I have the proof right here. [makes a gasping sound]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16677,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Diane","text":"Okay, the company has just a few clarifying questions, Mr. Scott, if that's okay with you?","text_w_direction":"Okay, the company has just a few clarifying questions, Mr. Scott, if that's okay with you?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16678,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"I will allow it.","text_w_direction":"I will allow it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16679,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Diane","text":"Um would you mind please just, uh, taking a quick look at, uh, this photograph please.","text_w_direction":"Um would you mind please just, uh, taking a quick look at, uh, this photograph please. [Diane hands Michael the photo of Jan and Michael in Jamaica]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16680,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Uh...","text_w_direction":"Uh...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16681,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Diane","text":"That is you and Ms. Levinson in Jamaica, is that correct?","text_w_direction":"That is you and Ms. Levinson in Jamaica, is that correct?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16682,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Uh-huh.","text_w_direction":"Uh-huh.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16683,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Diane","text":"And that photograph was taken more than two months prior to this start of your relationship. Does that sound right? Mr. Scott, the timeline here is actually very important. Please, when did your relationship actually begin?","text_w_direction":"And that photograph was taken more than two months prior to this start of your relationship. Does that sound right? Mr. Scott, the timeline here is actually very important. Please, when did your relationship actually begin?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16684,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Ugh. Well, de-depends on how you define \"begin\". I mean, if it was from the first time we shook hands, that's like six years ago. If it's from the first time we kissed, that's like two years ago.","text_w_direction":"Ugh. Well, de-depends on how you define \"begin\". I mean, if it was from the first time we shook hands, that's like six years ago. If it's from the first time we kissed, that's like two years ago.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16685,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Diane","text":"Wait, excuse me?","text_w_direction":"Wait, excuse me?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16686,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"If it was the first time we kissed sober, it was like four months after that.","text_w_direction":"If it was the first time we kissed sober, it was like four months after that.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16687,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Lester","text":"Could we take a short break?","text_w_direction":"Could we take a short break?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16688,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Diane","text":"No, uh, are you telling me that your relationship began two years ago and not in February as you previously testified to here?","text_w_direction":"No, uh, are you telling me that your relationship began two years ago and not in February as you previously testified to here?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16689,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Line.","text_w_direction":"Line.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16690,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Diane","text":"I'm sorry, what?","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, what?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16691,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Man","text":"He asked for a line, like in a play.","text_w_direction":"He asked for a line, like in a play.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16692,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Deposition Reporter","text":"\"Mr. Scott, do you realize you just contradicted yourself?\" \"I did?\" \"Yes you did.\" \"Can I go to the bathroom?\" \"No.\" \"I really have to, I've been drinking lots of water.\" \"You went five minutes ago.\" \"That wasn't to go to the bathroom, that was to get out of a question.\" \"You still have to answer it.\" \"First can I go to the bathroom?\" \"No.\"","text_w_direction":"[reading off paper] \"Mr. Scott, do you realize you just contradicted yourself?\" \"I did?\" \"Yes you did.\" \"Can I go to the bathroom?\" \"No.\" \"I really have to, I've been drinking lots of water.\" \"You went five minutes ago.\" \"That wasn't to go to the bathroom, that was to get out of a question.\" \"You still have to answer it.\" \"First can I go to the bathroom?\" \"No.\"","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16693,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Good game Meredith.","text_w_direction":"Good game Meredith.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16694,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Meredith","text":"Don't patronize me.","text_w_direction":"Don't patronize me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16695,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"All right! What is going on here?","text_w_direction":"All right! What is going on here?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16696,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight! Thank God you're here. As it turns out, one of our biggest clients is a ping pong master, and I have to play him tomorrow, or we lose the account. Can you help me out? Will you help me practice?","text_w_direction":"Dwight! Thank God you're here. As it turns out, one of our biggest clients is a ping pong master, and I have to play him tomorrow, or we lose the account. Can you help me out? Will you help me practice?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16697,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"What the hell?","text_w_direction":"[Dwight and Jim are playing ping-pong, and Dwight scores] What the hell?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16698,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"I told you.","text_w_direction":"I told you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16699,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"All of my heroes are table tennis players. Zoran Primorac, Jan-Ove Waldner, Wang Tao, Jörg Roßkopf, and of course Ashraf Helmi. I even have a life size poster of Hugo Hoyama on my wall. And the first time I left Pennsylvania was to go the hall of fame induction ceremony of Andrzej Grubba.","text_w_direction":"All of my heroes are table tennis players. Zoran Primorac, Jan-Ove Waldner, Wang Tao, Jörg Roßkopf, and of course Ashraf Helmi. I even have a life size poster of Hugo Hoyama on my wall. And the first time I left Pennsylvania was to go the hall of fame induction ceremony of Andrzej Grubba.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16700,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Jan and I had an off again, on again relationship for two years. And I know this destroys her case, and I am sorry, but I throw myself at the mercy of the deposition.","text_w_direction":"Jan and I had an off again, on again relationship for two years. And I know this destroys her case, and I am sorry, but I throw myself at the mercy of the deposition.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16701,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Diane Kelly","text":"Thank you, Mr. Scott. That's all we needed to know.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, Mr. Scott. That's all we needed to know.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16702,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Lester","text":"Wait, we'd like to enter to the record a page from Michael Scott's personal journal.","text_w_direction":"Wait, we'd like to enter to the record a page from Michael Scott's personal journal.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16703,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Whoa whoa whoa whoa! What are you doing with my diary?","text_w_direction":"Whoa whoa whoa whoa! What are you doing with my diary?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16704,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Lester","text":"This is plaintiff's exhibit 107. I quote from an entry dated Janruary 4 of this past year. \"Just got back from Jamaica. Tan almost everywhere. Jan almost everywhere. Hehe. Oh diary, what a week. I had s*x with my boss. I don't know if it's going to go anywhere. Jan was very specific that this is not going anywhere, that it was a one time mistake. But we had s*x six times so you tell me. I am definitely feeling very eerie.\"","text_w_direction":"This is plaintiff's exhibit 107. I quote from an entry dated Janruary 4 of this past year. \"Just got back from Jamaica. Tan almost everywhere. Jan almost everywhere. Hehe. Oh diary, what a week. I had s*x with my boss. I don't know if it's going to go anywhere. Jan was very specific that this is not going anywhere, that it was a one time mistake. But we had s*x six times so you tell me. I am definitely feeling very eerie.\"","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16705,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Irie.","text_w_direction":"Irie.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16706,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Lester","text":"Irie, sorry. \"More tomorrow. xoxo, Michael.\" It would appear, that neither you nor Ms. Levinson considered you had a relationship in any sense of the word. Is that correct?","text_w_direction":"Irie, sorry. \"More tomorrow. xoxo, Michael.\" It would appear, that neither you nor Ms. Levinson considered you had a relationship in any sense of the word. Is that correct?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16707,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Diane Kelly","text":"We're gonna need to see a copy of that entire journal before we proceed.","text_w_direction":"We're gonna need to see a copy of that entire journal before we proceed.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16708,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"I don't think anyone in this room has the right to read my diary.","text_w_direction":"I don't think anyone in this room has the right to read my diary.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16709,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Diane Kelly","text":"It's basic discovery. We have the right to review it.","text_w_direction":"It's basic discovery. We have the right to review it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16710,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Man","text":"OK, let's make ten copies of this diary.","text_w_direction":"OK, let's make ten copies of this diary.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16711,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Toby","text":"Um, can you make it eleven?","text_w_direction":"Um, can you make it eleven?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16712,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Man","text":"Eleven, sure. And we'll break for lunch, so everyone can have a look.","text_w_direction":"Eleven, sure. And we'll break for lunch, so everyone can have a look.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16713,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Can I sit here?","text_w_direction":"[looking for a place to sit, goes to Toby's table] Can I sit here?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16714,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Toby","text":"...You know, I, uh, I know a little about what you're going through in a way. Um, when I was a kid, my parents got divorced. They both wanted custody, and they both asked me to testify against the other one in court. So, I don't know, I didn't want them getting divorced in the first place you know? I loved them both so much. I just wanted...","text_w_direction":"[nods] ...You know, I, uh, I know a little about what you're going through in a way. Um, when I was a kid, my parents got divorced. They both wanted custody, and they both asked me to testify against the other one in court. So, I don't know, I didn't want them getting divorced in the first place you know? I loved them both so much. I just wanted... [Michael pushes Toby's food tray off the table and walks off]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16715,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"How can you give up my diary like that?","text_w_direction":"How can you give up my diary like that?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16716,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jan","text":"I had to, I'm sorry but I need to win this. We need to win this.","text_w_direction":"I had to, I'm sorry but I need to win this. We need to win this.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16717,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"How'd you even find it?","text_w_direction":"How'd you even find it?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16718,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jan","text":"You keep it under my side of the mattress.","text_w_direction":"You keep it under my side of the mattress.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16719,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"I don't like lump. I'm really upset about this.","text_w_direction":"I don't like lump. I'm really upset about this.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16720,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jan","text":"Alright, I stole your diary and gave it to my lawyer. You emailed a topless photo of me to everyone in our company. Let's call it even.","text_w_direction":"Alright, I stole your diary and gave it to my lawyer. You emailed a topless photo of me to everyone in our company. Let's call it even.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16721,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Fine. I love you.","text_w_direction":"Fine. I love you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16722,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jan","text":"I love you too.","text_w_direction":"I love you too.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16723,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Diane Kelly","text":"Mr. Scott, who is this other woman, Ryan? Who you refer to her as \"Just as hot as Jan, but in a different way.\"","text_w_direction":"[looking at a copy of Michael's diary] Mr. Scott, who is this other woman, Ryan? Who you refer to her as \"Just as hot as Jan, but in a different way.\"","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16724,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Not a woman, just a cool, great looking, best friend.","text_w_direction":"Not a woman, just a cool, great looking, best friend.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16725,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Lester","text":"Aren't we trying to determine whether Michael or Jan were engaged in a romantic affair? Not Michael and this Ryan person.","text_w_direction":"Aren't we trying to determine whether Michael or Jan were engaged in a romantic affair? Not Michael and this Ryan person.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16726,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Toby","text":"Excuse me.","text_w_direction":"[laughs out loud] Excuse me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16727,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Alright, alright. This is the way I see it. Yes, I had s*x with Jan, and yes, I did consider Jan to be my girlfriend. However, Jan clearly didn't consider me to be her boyfriend. So her actions are completely rightful.","text_w_direction":"Alright, alright. This is the way I see it. Yes, I had s*x with Jan, and yes, I did consider Jan to be my girlfriend. However, Jan clearly didn't consider me to be her boyfriend. So her actions are completely rightful.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16728,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Diane Kelly","text":"OK Mr. Scott, it's, it's admirable the way you defend a woman who is so obviously ambivalent about her relationship with you.","text_w_direction":"OK Mr. Scott, it's, it's admirable the way you defend a woman who is so obviously ambivalent about her relationship with you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16729,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you very much. You didn't have to say that.","text_w_direction":"Thank you very much. You didn't have to say that.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16730,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Diane Kelly","text":"Considering she consistently gave you such poor performance reviews.","text_w_direction":"Considering she consistently gave you such poor performance reviews.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16731,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"That was before our relationship. She was going through a divorce, and she was drinking a lot... ...of water.","text_w_direction":"That was before our relationship. She was going through a divorce, and she was drinking a lot... [Jan glares at Michael] ...of water.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16732,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Diane Kelly","text":"Mr. Scott, this is a copy of a particularly negative performance review. Would you mind, uh, reading the date on that please?","text_w_direction":"Mr. Scott, this is a copy of a particularly negative performance review. Would you mind, uh, reading the date on that please? [slides the performance review towards Michael]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16733,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"March 17th.","text_w_direction":"March 17th.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16734,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Diane Kelly","text":"And that would be a month after your relationship became official, is that correct?","text_w_direction":"And that would be a month after your relationship became official, is that correct?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16735,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16736,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Diane Kelly","text":"You may read the, uh, highlighted portion out loud if you'd like to.","text_w_direction":"You may read the, uh, highlighted portion out loud if you'd like to.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16737,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"\"I am out of carrots. I am out of sticks. Mr. Scott has time and again proven himself to be an unmanageable employee, and a poor branch manager. I recommend he be removed from that position and re-assigned to sales where he belongs.\"","text_w_direction":"[reading the performance review] \"I am out of carrots. I am out of sticks. Mr. Scott has time and again proven himself to be an unmanageable employee, and a poor branch manager. I recommend he be removed from that position and re-assigned to sales where he belongs.\"","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16738,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Diane Kelly","text":"Mr. Scott, after hearing that wouldn't you say Ms. Levinson's judgment is, at least, very seriously flawed?","text_w_direction":"Mr. Scott, after hearing that wouldn't you say Ms. Levinson's judgment is, at least, very seriously flawed?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16739,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[stares at Diane, eyes tearing up]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16740,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Diane Kelly","text":"Mr. Scott?","text_w_direction":"Mr. Scott?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16741,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"How's it going?","text_w_direction":"[walks in the conference room where Jim and Dwight are playing ping-pong] How's it going?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16742,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, he has gone from completely hopeless to simply miserable.","text_w_direction":"Well, he has gone from completely hopeless to simply miserable.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16743,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Check this out though, spin serve. Well, it works like 80% of the time, so...","text_w_direction":"Check this out though, spin serve. [serves, and Dwight scores] Well, it works like 80% of the time, so...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16744,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"Nice. So, should I reschedule the rematch with Darryl now?","text_w_direction":"Nice. So, should I reschedule the rematch with Darryl now?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16745,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"I think I'm ready.","text_w_direction":"I think I'm ready.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16746,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"I'll make the call.","text_w_direction":"I'll make the call.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16747,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait a minute, Darryl is the client? ...No, no, no. He works here, dumbass.","text_w_direction":"Wait a minute, Darryl is the client? ...No, no, no. He works here, dumbass.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16748,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"...Right. Spin-serve!","text_w_direction":"...Right. Spin-serve! [serves, and Dwight scores]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16749,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"How can you do that to me?","text_w_direction":"How can you do that to me?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16750,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jan","text":"","text_w_direction":"[looks at Lester]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16751,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Lester","text":"You can respond, just remember it's all going into the record.","text_w_direction":"You can respond, just remember it's all going into the record.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16752,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jan","text":"Michael, I am not the enemy, OK? Dunder Mifflin is the enemy.","text_w_direction":"Michael, I am not the enemy, OK? Dunder Mifflin is the enemy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16753,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Dunder Mifflin has always treated me with the utmost respect, with loyalty. They were going to give me your job and I should have taken it.","text_w_direction":"Dunder Mifflin has always treated me with the utmost respect, with loyalty. They were going to give me your job and I should have taken it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16754,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jan","text":"Alright, wait. Before you go any further, let me show you what kind of loyalty they have, OK? Lester, please read that part of Wallace's deposition.","text_w_direction":"Alright, wait. Before you go any further, let me show you what kind of loyalty they have, OK? Lester, please read that part of Wallace's deposition.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16755,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Lester","text":"Starting at paragraph 6. Council","text_w_direction":"Starting at paragraph 6. Council[/b]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16756,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"See? I was his number 1 contender. I was being groomed.","text_w_direction":"See? I was his number 1 contender. I was being groomed.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16757,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Lester","text":"Council","text_w_direction":"Council[/b]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16758,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Council","text":"\"Was he in the top 5 of contenders?\" David Wallace","text_w_direction":"\"Was he in the top 5 of contenders?\" David Wallace[/b]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16759,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Lester","text":"I have one more question, Mr. Scott. Wouldn't you agree with Ms. Levinson that the company exhibits a pattern of disrespect toward its employees?","text_w_direction":"I have one more question, Mr. Scott. Wouldn't you agree with Ms. Levinson that the company exhibits a pattern of disrespect toward its employees?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16760,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"...Absolutely not.","text_w_direction":"...Absolutely not.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16761,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"Yes! Way to go. See that?","text_w_direction":"[watches Jim score in ping-pong against Darryl] Yes! Way to go. [looks at Kelly] See that?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16762,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kelly","text":"Yeah, the floppy haired girl you date won a point.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, the floppy haired girl you date won a point.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16763,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Darryl","text":"19, serving 4.","text_w_direction":"19, serving 4. [serves and scores]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16764,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kelly","text":"Woooh! Nice baby! Nice one! Hey, hey, you, you! I don't like your boyfriend! Cuz, cuz, cuz, cuz, cuz he sucks at ping-pong!","text_w_direction":"Woooh! Nice baby! Nice one! [starts singing] Hey, hey, you, you! I don't like your boyfriend! Cuz, cuz, cuz, cuz, cuz he sucks at ping-pong!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16765,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"You know what? I'm sick of this! Let's go, you and me!","text_w_direction":"You know what? I'm sick of this! Let's go, you and me!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16766,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kelly","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16767,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"Let's go. Pick up a paddle.","text_w_direction":"Let's go. Pick up a paddle.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16768,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kelly","text":"OK. Bring it on.","text_w_direction":"OK. Bring it on.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16769,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"I am.","text_w_direction":"I am.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16770,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kelly","text":"Think you can handle this?","text_w_direction":"Think you can handle this?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16771,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"In my sleep.","text_w_direction":"In my sleep.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16772,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kelly","text":"OK. Volley for serve, P.","text_w_direction":"OK. Volley for serve, P. [serves]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16773,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"O. P.","text_w_direction":"O. [hits the ping-pong ball, and it hits the net] [serves] P.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16774,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kelly","text":"O.","text_w_direction":"O. [hits the ping-pong ball, and it hits the net]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16775,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Do you want to go play on the table upstairs?","text_w_direction":"Do you want to go play on the table upstairs?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16776,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Darryl","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16777,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"David","text":"Michael. I am very sorry.","text_w_direction":"Michael. I am very sorry.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16778,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, hey no biggie. Just...","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey no biggie. Just...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16779,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"David Wallace","text":"No, no, no, no, no. This was rough. We never meant for you to get caught in the middle of this. I'm very sorry.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no, no. This was rough. We never meant for you to get caught in the middle of this. I'm very sorry.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16780,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, David?","text_w_direction":"[nods and shakes hands with David Wallace] Hey, David?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16781,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"David","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16782,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"I think you're a nice guy too.","text_w_direction":"I think you're a nice guy too.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16783,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"David","text":"Thanks, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Thanks, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16784,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Why did I do it? I don't know. Jan said that it was because of the photo that she revealed the diary. But she already brought the diary with her to New York, so... You expect to get screwed by your company, but you never expect to get screwed by your girlfriend.","text_w_direction":"Why did I do it? I don't know. Jan said that it was because of the photo that she revealed the diary. But she already brought the diary with her to New York, so... You expect to get screwed by your company, but you never expect to get screwed by your girlfriend.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16785,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"What do you want to do for dinner?","text_w_direction":"[Driving with Jan in the car] What do you want to do for dinner?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16786,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jan","text":"How about Chinese?","text_w_direction":"How about Chinese?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16787,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Sure trying to save some money... get something cheap.","text_w_direction":"Sure trying to save some money... get something cheap.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16788,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jan","text":"That was my cheap suggestion. Chinese was my cheap suggestion.","text_w_direction":"That was my cheap suggestion. Chinese was my cheap suggestion.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16789,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Do you fast food?","text_w_direction":"Do you fast food?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16790,"season":4,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Deposition","director":"Julian Farino","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jan","text":"Fine, fast food's fine.","text_w_direction":"Fine, fast food's fine.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2202,"air_date":"2007-11-15"}
{"index":16791,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Stanley","text":"This is ridiculous.","text_w_direction":"This is ridiculous.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16792,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Phyllis","text":"Do you have any idea what time we'll get out of here?","text_w_direction":"Do you have any idea what time we'll get out of here?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16793,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Nobody likes to work late, least of all me. Do you have plans tonight?","text_w_direction":"Nobody likes to work late, least of all me. [to Jim] Do you have plans tonight?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16794,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Nope I don't, remember when you told us not to make plans 'cause we're working.","text_w_direction":"Nope I don't, remember when you told us not to make plans 'cause we're working.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16795,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yes I remember. Mmm, this is B.S. This is B.S. Why are we here? I am going to call corporate. Enough is enough, I'm - God, I'm so mad! This is Michael Scott, Scranton, well we don't want to work. No we don't! It's not fair to these people. These people are my friends and I care about them! We're not going to do it! Everybody I just got off the horn with corporate and basically I told them where they could stick their little overtime assignment. Go enjoy your Friday.","text_w_direction":"Yes I remember. Mmm, this is B.S. This is B.S. Why are we here? I am going to call corporate. Enough is enough, I'm - God, I'm so mad! [on phone] This is Michael Scott, Scranton, well we don't want to work. No we don't! It's not fair to these people. These people are my friends and I care about them! We're not going to do it! [hangs up] Everybody I just got off the horn with corporate and basically I told them where they could stick their little overtime assignment. Go enjoy your Friday.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16796,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you Michael.","text_w_direction":"Thank you Michael.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16797,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"All right, happy Friday. Well I think we dodged a bullet there.","text_w_direction":"All right, happy Friday. [to Jim] Well I think we dodged a bullet there.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16798,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"I think you did.","text_w_direction":"I think you did.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16799,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I think we should celebrate. How about you, Pam, mi casa, a little dinner, dancing, drinks?","text_w_direction":"I think we should celebrate. How about you, Pam, mi casa, a little dinner, dancing, drinks?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16800,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, I-","text_w_direction":"Oh, I-","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16801,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"You said you didn't have plans. That's what you said.","text_w_direction":"You said you didn't have plans. That's what you said.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16802,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Michael has asked Pam and me to dinner at least 9 times. And every time we've been able to get out of it. But I've got to give him credit, he got me. Because I'm starting to suspect that there was no assignment from corporate.","text_w_direction":"Michael has asked Pam and me to dinner at least 9 times. And every time we've been able to get out of it. But I've got to give him credit, he got me. Because I'm starting to suspect that there was no assignment from corporate.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16803,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael, what time should I be arriving?","text_w_direction":"Michael, what time should I be arriving?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16804,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight, it's couples only. And besides, I only have six wine glasses, so it will be me and Jan, and Pam and Jim, and Angela and Andy.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, it's couples only. And besides, I only have six wine glasses, so it will be me and Jan, and Pam and Jim, and Angela and Andy.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16805,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Hey-o!","text_w_direction":"Hey-o!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16806,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Does it bother me that I wasn't invited to Michael's dinner party?","text_w_direction":"Does it bother me that I wasn't invited to Michael's dinner party? [breaks down crying]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16807,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16808,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16809,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16810,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"How are you?","text_w_direction":"How are you?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16811,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Come on in. Good to see you.","text_w_direction":"Come on in. Good to see you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16812,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Chilly huh? So glad we finally got to do this with you guys. You wanna take their coats babe?","text_w_direction":"Chilly huh? So glad we finally got to do this with you guys. You wanna take their coats babe?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16813,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yes I would. So, what have you been doing?","text_w_direction":"Yes I would. So, what have you been doing?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16814,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Let's see, since I saw you an hour ago?","text_w_direction":"Let's see, since I saw you an hour ago?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16815,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16816,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"I have been getting ready and then driving over here.","text_w_direction":"I have been getting ready and then driving over here.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16817,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Well we have been doing pretty much the same thing.","text_w_direction":"Well we have been doing pretty much the same thing.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16818,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16819,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Except driving.","text_w_direction":"Except driving.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16820,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"We got you this.","text_w_direction":"We got you this. [gives a bottle of wine]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16821,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Oh well Pam, thank you, this will be great to cook with.","text_w_direction":"Oh well Pam, thank you, this will be great to cook with.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16822,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Well have a seat, or come on in, or, I don't know, make yourself to home. This is our casa.","text_w_direction":"Well have a seat, or come on in, or, I don't know, make yourself to home. This is our casa.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16823,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"It's really nice.","text_w_direction":"It's really nice.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16824,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"So what do you guys think, should we do the tour first or the appetizers first?","text_w_direction":"So what do you guys think, should we do the tour first or the appetizers first?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16825,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Tour, let's do the tour first.","text_w_direction":"Tour, let's do the tour first.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16826,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16827,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Do you have a preference babe? Upstairs first?","text_w_direction":"Do you have a preference babe? Upstairs first?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16828,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Totally your call babe.","text_w_direction":"Totally your call babe.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16829,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Alright, well, let's go then, I say upstairs.","text_w_direction":"Alright, well, let's go then, I say upstairs.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16830,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, you guys doing a little construction?","text_w_direction":"Oh, you guys doing a little construction?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16831,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, just redoing the sliding glass door.","text_w_direction":"Oh, just redoing the sliding glass door.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16832,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Yeah, so sorry about this God-awful carpet, we're still a work in progress here.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, so sorry about this God-awful carpet, we're still a work in progress here.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16833,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Well, thats...","text_w_direction":"Well, thats...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16834,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"This is my office.","text_w_direction":"This is my office.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16835,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yep, never been used.","text_w_direction":"Yep, never been used.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16836,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Not super exciting.","text_w_direction":"Not super exciting.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16837,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16838,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"And this is my workspace.","text_w_direction":"And this is my workspace.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16839,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"This is it, check that out, can you smell that?","text_w_direction":"This is it, check that out, can you smell that? [the room is filled with candles that say \"Serenity by Jan\"]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16840,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Uh-huh.","text_w_direction":"Uh-huh.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16841,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"As you can smell there's a lot of different odors going on in here.","text_w_direction":"As you can smell there's a lot of different odors going on in here.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16842,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"So you have an office and a workspace?","text_w_direction":"So you have an office and a workspace?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16843,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"I do, I cannot create in the same space I conduct business, I'm sure that you're the same with your doodles. Smell.","text_w_direction":"I do, I cannot create in the same space I conduct business, I'm sure that you're the same with your doodles. [puts a candle to Jim's nose] Smell.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16844,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"It's fire.","text_w_direction":"It's fire.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16845,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Uh-huh, Bonfire.","text_w_direction":"Uh-huh, Bonfire.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16846,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Bond.","text_w_direction":"Bond.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16847,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Men love this one.","text_w_direction":"Men love this one.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16848,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"James Bond Fire. I am Bond fire, James Bond Fire. Michael Scarn.","text_w_direction":"James Bond Fire. I am Bond fire, James Bond Fire. Michael Scarn. [clicks tongue]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16849,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"When I get frustrated, or irritated or... angry, I come up here and I just smell all my candles and it just -poof- goes away.","text_w_direction":"When I get frustrated, or irritated or... angry, I come up here and I just smell all my candles and it just -poof- goes away.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16850,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Just like that.","text_w_direction":"Just like that.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16851,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Just like that.","text_w_direction":"Just like that.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16852,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"So this is the master bedroom, and these walls used to like white, like an asylum. So I wanted it to be softer, So I had it painted in eggshell white.","text_w_direction":"So this is the master bedroom, and these walls used to like white, like an asylum. So I wanted it to be softer, So I had it painted in eggshell white.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16853,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Guess what, white and eggshell white are exactly the same color.","text_w_direction":"Guess what, white and eggshell white are exactly the same color.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16854,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Babe I thought you said you were going to tidy things up.","text_w_direction":"[puts away video camera facing the bed] Babe I thought you said you were going to tidy things up.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16855,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I-","text_w_direction":"Well, I-","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16856,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Shame on you.","text_w_direction":"Shame on you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16857,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"What a cute bench.","text_w_direction":"What a cute bench.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16858,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Thanks, that's my bed. Jan has some space issues, so I curl up on that puppy.","text_w_direction":"Thanks, that's my bed. Jan has some space issues, so I curl up on that puppy.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16859,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Really? 'cause... seems pretty narrow... and short.","text_w_direction":"Really? 'cause... seems pretty narrow... and short.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16860,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"It's actually a lot bigger than it seems. Look at this.","text_w_direction":"It's actually a lot bigger than it seems. Look at this. [Lies down]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16861,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"See, he fits perfectly.","text_w_direction":"See, he fits perfectly.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16862,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I finally broke down and bought myself a plasma TV. Check it out. I actually hung this on the wall myself. I want to show you something . A lot of people in the room, need more space? Voila, right in the wall.","text_w_direction":"I finally broke down and bought myself a plasma TV. Check it out. [reveals a tiny TV] I actually hung this on the wall myself. I want to show you something . A lot of people in the room, need more space? [moves TV back a couple inches] Voila, right in the wall.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16863,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16864,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Sometimes I will just stand here and watch television for hours. I love it, I love this TV. Oh and I also built this table.","text_w_direction":"Sometimes I will just stand here and watch television for hours. I love it, I love this TV. Oh and I also built this table.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16865,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"What is that chestnut?","text_w_direction":"What is that chestnut?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16866,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"No, I think that is either pine, or nordic cherry.","text_w_direction":"No, I think that is either pine, or nordic cherry.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16867,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"It's pine.","text_w_direction":"It's pine.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16868,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Michael, I'm just terrible at all this stuff, so that's really cool.","text_w_direction":"Michael, I'm just terrible at all this stuff, so that's really cool.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16869,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16870,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, he tried to set up my TIVO for me but then I didn't have audio for a week.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, he tried to set up my TIVO for me but then I didn't have audio for a week.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16871,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"If you ever need any help, I am just a phone call away.","text_w_direction":"If you ever need any help, I am just a phone call away.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16872,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"I bet you are.","text_w_direction":"I bet you are.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16873,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Well, I saw - oh your Dundies. I'm surprised they're not out on the coffee table for everybody to see.","text_w_direction":"Well, I saw - oh your Dundies. I'm surprised they're not out on the coffee table for everybody to see.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16874,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"It was between the neon beer sign and the Dundies so I said \"Honey keep the trophies.\"","text_w_direction":"It was between the neon beer sign and the Dundies so I said \"Honey keep the trophies.\"","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16875,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Oh honey, I have the best trophy right here, aside from my Dundies.","text_w_direction":"Oh honey, I have the best trophy right here, aside from my Dundies.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16876,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Oh, excuse us just a second.","text_w_direction":"[doorbell] Oh, excuse us just a second.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16877,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I'll get it.","text_w_direction":"I'll get it.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16878,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"So glad you're finally able to be here.","text_w_direction":"[Andy and Angela enter] So glad you're finally able to be here.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16879,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"No, no.","text_w_direction":"[Michael tries to hug Angela] No, no.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16880,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16881,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Tuna! What's up Tuna, we having tuna for dinner? I bet you're sick of tuna right? You probably have tuna every night. Tuna! These are for you.","text_w_direction":"Tuna! What's up Tuna, we having tuna for dinner? [to Pam] I bet you're sick of tuna right? You probably have tuna every night. Tuna! [to Jan] These are for you. [hands flowers]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16882,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Oh, how thoughtful.","text_w_direction":"Oh, how thoughtful.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16883,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Very nice.","text_w_direction":"Very nice.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16884,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Except for one flower, which is for... my flower.","text_w_direction":"Except for one flower, which is for... my flower.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16885,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Aw.","text_w_direction":"Aw.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16886,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"What am I supposed to do with this?","text_w_direction":"What am I supposed to do with this?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16887,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"How 'bout we do the short tour and then I'll start dinner?","text_w_direction":"How 'bout we do the short tour and then I'll start dinner?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16888,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Oh I can help starting dinner if you need it.","text_w_direction":"Oh I can help starting dinner if you need it.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16889,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Oh no no no, it's just the osso buco needs to braise for about three hours, everything else is done.","text_w_direction":"Oh no no no, it's just the osso buco needs to braise for about three hours, everything else is done.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16890,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Three hours from now or three hours from earlier like 4","text_w_direction":"Three hours from now or three hours from earlier like 4","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16891,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"You know Pam, in Spain they often don't start eating until midnight.","text_w_direction":"You know Pam, in Spain they often don't start eating until midnight.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16892,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"When in Rome.","text_w_direction":"When in Rome.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16893,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Do you have a preference, upstairs first?","text_w_direction":"Do you have a preference, upstairs first?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16894,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Whatever you say babe.","text_w_direction":"Whatever you say babe.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16895,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Follow me.","text_w_direction":"Follow me.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16896,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16897,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"How 'bout a toast. Shall I? Here's to good friends.","text_w_direction":"How 'bout a toast. Shall I? Here's to good friends.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16898,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"All","text":"Cheers.","text_w_direction":"Cheers.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16899,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Kinda sorta an oaky afterbirth.","text_w_direction":"Kinda sorta an oaky afterbirth.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16900,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"What was that?","text_w_direction":"What was that?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16901,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"So music, should we turn some music?","text_w_direction":"So music, should we turn some music?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16902,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah that sounds good.","text_w_direction":"Yeah that sounds good.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16903,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Do you guys remember my old assistant Hunter? He is an excellent songwriter.","text_w_direction":"Do you guys remember my old assistant Hunter? He is an excellent songwriter.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16904,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Hunter's CD","text":"You took me by the hand, Made me a man, That one night, You made everything all right, So raw, so right, All night, all right, Oh yeah, Oh yeah, So raw, so right, All night, all right, Oh yeah.","text_w_direction":"You took me by the hand, Made me a man, That one night, You made everything all right, So raw, so right, All night, all right, Oh yeah, Oh yeah, So raw, so right, All night, all right, Oh yeah.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16905,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"You know what, Hunter was a terrible assistant, that is why Ryan fired him.","text_w_direction":"You know what, Hunter was a terrible assistant, that is why Ryan fired him.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16906,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Well I think he's probably just about as reliable as Pam being that it usually takes you an afternoon to get back to me.","text_w_direction":"Well I think he's probably just about as reliable as Pam being that it usually takes you an afternoon to get back to me.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16907,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"Sometimes I think she holds on to faxes.","text_w_direction":"Sometimes I think she holds on to faxes.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16908,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"I don't care what they say, I just want to eat. Which I realize is a lot to ask for... at a dinner party.","text_w_direction":"[To camera] I don't care what they say, I just want to eat. Which I realize is a lot to ask for... at a dinner party.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16909,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"No it's a... hump. There's a hump.","text_w_direction":"[playing charades] No it's a... hump. There's a hump.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16910,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Joe Camel!","text_w_direction":"Joe Camel!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16911,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Okay yes, first name of that animal and the second name is the state where Helena is the capital.","text_w_direction":"Okay yes, first name of that animal and the second name is the state where Helena is the capital.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16912,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Montana.","text_w_direction":"Montana.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16913,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16914,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Joe Montana!","text_w_direction":"Joe Montana!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16915,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Yes! Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes! Yes.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16916,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Why didn't you just say 49ers quarterback?","text_w_direction":"Why didn't you just say 49ers quarterback?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16917,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"All right, my my my my turn, my my my my turn, my my my my turn.","text_w_direction":"All right, [rhythim clapping] my my my my turn, my my my my turn, my my my my turn.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16918,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Babe can you just like really, woah, could you just simmer down?","text_w_direction":"Babe can you just like really, woah, could you just simmer down?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16919,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michae","text":"What, no, I'm just making people laugh.","text_w_direction":"What, no, I'm just making people laugh.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16920,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16921,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, I was watching Jim's face.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I was watching Jim's face.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16922,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"I was watching Jim.","text_w_direction":"I was watching Jim.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16923,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"And he was laughing.","text_w_direction":"And he was laughing.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16924,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"No smiling.","text_w_direction":"No smiling.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16925,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Look at him, he's laughing.","text_w_direction":"Look at him, he's laughing.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16926,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Michael and Jan seem to be playing their own separate game and it's called 'Let's see how uncomfortable we can make our guests' and they're both winning. So I'm going to make a run for it.","text_w_direction":"Michael and Jan seem to be playing their own separate game and it's called 'Let's see how uncomfortable we can make our guests' and they're both winning. So I'm going to make a run for it. [holds cellphone]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16927,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"You'll never guess, I just got a message from my landlord apparently, my apartment flooded, something with a sprinkler. Pam, we should probably get going and see the damage.","text_w_direction":"You'll never guess, I just got a message from my landlord apparently, my apartment flooded, something with a sprinkler. Pam, we should probably get going and see the damage.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16928,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Oh okay.","text_w_direction":"Oh okay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16929,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Well you don't need two of you to do that.","text_w_direction":"Well you don't need two of you to do that.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16930,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"That's true. Um... dinner sounded delicious. Pam I'll see you at home, thank you so much.","text_w_direction":"That's true. Um... dinner sounded delicious. Pam I'll see you at home, thank you so much.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16931,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Oh Jim, I don't think you're going to abandon this party here all by itself.","text_w_direction":"Oh Jim, I don't think you're going to abandon this party here all by itself.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16932,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"I don't know because I everything I own is there.","text_w_direction":"I don't know because I everything I own is there.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16933,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"You can buy new stuff but you can't buy a new party.","text_w_direction":"You can buy new stuff but you can't buy a new party.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16934,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"That's true, that's a great point. Come on down here. Sit down on that couch and be amongst friends and we are not going to think about all your stuff being destroyed, all right.","text_w_direction":"That's true, that's a great point. Come on down here. Sit down on that couch and be amongst friends and we are not going to think about all your stuff being destroyed, all right.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16935,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Michael, you're up.","text_w_direction":"Michael, you're up.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16936,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"All right here we go, this is going to be fun, ready. All right first name is Tom-","text_w_direction":"All right here we go, this is going to be fun, ready. All right first name is Tom-","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16937,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"No no no, no names, no names, no rhyming, no soundalikes.","text_w_direction":"No no no, no names, no names, no rhyming, no soundalikes.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16938,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"All right, Okay, okay, you're getting inside my head. First name is blank and he goes on a cruise, he goes on a Caribbean CRUISE.","text_w_direction":"All right, Okay, okay, you're getting inside my head. First name is blank and he goes on a cruise, he goes on a Caribbean CRUISE.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16939,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16940,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Katie Holmes.","text_w_direction":"Katie Holmes.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16941,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"No, Baah! But he's married to her!","text_w_direction":"No, Baah! But he's married to her!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16942,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, Dawson's Creek.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Dawson's Creek.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16943,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"No! It has to be a real person Jim, come on. Okay, no no, I'm gonna pass, I'm gonna pass. Okay, rhymes with Parnold Schporzenegger.","text_w_direction":"No! It has to be a real person Jim, come on. Okay, no no, I'm gonna pass, I'm gonna pass. Okay, rhymes with Parnold Schporzenegger.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16944,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"No rhyming!","text_w_direction":"No rhyming!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16945,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Not really a rhyme.","text_w_direction":"Not really a rhyme.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16946,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"Another clue, another clue.","text_w_direction":"Another clue, another clue.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16947,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, he is the governor of California, he is the Terminator.","text_w_direction":"Okay, he is the governor of California, he is the Terminator.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16948,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"Those aren't helpful.","text_w_direction":"Those aren't helpful.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16949,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Tom Cruise!","text_w_direction":"Tom Cruise!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16950,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16951,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Time!","text_w_direction":"Time!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16952,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"God, does anybody read the paper?!","text_w_direction":"God, does anybody read the paper?!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16953,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, thank you.","text_w_direction":"[Michael offers his coat to Pam, who is shivering] Oh, thank you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16954,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"You're welcome.","text_w_direction":"You're welcome.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16955,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"I'm so, so sorry for the temperature in here. The um, sliding glass door shattered. It's actually a really cute story. Do you wanna tell it babe or should I tell it?","text_w_direction":"[eyes Pam] I'm so, so sorry for the temperature in here. The um, sliding glass door shattered. It's actually a really cute story. Do you wanna tell it babe or should I tell it?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16956,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I don't like that story babe.","text_w_direction":"I don't like that story babe.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16957,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Come on, it's a cute story, Michael ran through the sliding glass doors because he thought he heard the ice cream truck!","text_w_direction":"Come on, it's a cute story, Michael ran through the sliding glass doors because he thought he heard the ice cream truck!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16958,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Stop, stop it! I mean, I like ice cream. Okay? Sue me. Oh, no, don't. I shouldn't say that jokingly because she will sue me. She loves to sue, loves lawsuits. You know honey, that door was extremely clean and it looked invisible.","text_w_direction":"Stop, stop it! I mean, I like ice cream. Okay? Sue me. Oh, no, don't. I shouldn't say that jokingly because she will sue me. She loves to sue, loves lawsuits. You know honey, that door was extremely clean and it looked invisible.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16959,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"You are so right, you're so right because before I lived here, the glass was always covered in smudges, and then I moved in and I cleaned it so I guess that makes me the Devil.","text_w_direction":"You are so right, you're so right because before I lived here, the glass was always covered in smudges, and then I moved in and I cleaned it so I guess that makes me the Devil.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16960,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Ha ha, you are! She is! She is the devil! I'm in hell! Aaahhh I'm burning, help me!","text_w_direction":"Ha ha, you are! She is! She is the devil! I'm in hell! Aaahhh I'm burning, help me!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16961,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"You shouldn't joke about that.","text_w_direction":"You shouldn't joke about that.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16962,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Is there more wine in the kitchen?","text_w_direction":"Is there more wine in the kitchen?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16963,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"I will get it, I will get it, what kind of hostess would I be if I didn't get. It's okay, I don't mind. In fact you know what, girl's trip, Angela come on. Girl's trip.","text_w_direction":"I will get it, I will get it, what kind of hostess would I be if I didn't get. It's okay, I don't mind. In fact you know what, girl's trip, Angela come on. Girl's trip.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16964,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Uh, not even close.","text_w_direction":"[checking the oven] Uh, not even close.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16965,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"So you keep a very tidy house.","text_w_direction":"So you keep a very tidy house.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16966,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"You should see our bathroom after Michael takes a bath, whew. But I don't have to tell you Pam.","text_w_direction":"You should see our bathroom after Michael takes a bath, whew. But I don't have to tell you Pam.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16967,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"No, yeah. What?","text_w_direction":"No, yeah. What?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16968,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Oh well don't tell me that he's really changed since you guys dated.","text_w_direction":"Oh well don't tell me that he's really changed since you guys dated.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16969,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, are you joking?","text_w_direction":"Oh, are you joking?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16970,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Well, Michael told me a little bit about it, but I see the way you look at him.","text_w_direction":"Well, Michael told me a little bit about it, but I see the way you look at him.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16971,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"I have never, ever dated, or wanted to do anything resembling dating Michael, ever. Not ever, not now, not then, not now, not ever, ever.","text_w_direction":"I have never, ever dated, or wanted to do anything resembling dating Michael, ever. Not ever, not now, not then, not now, not ever, ever.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16972,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"I've noticed how you look at him at the office.","text_w_direction":"I've noticed how you look at him at the office.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16973,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Mmhmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmhmm.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16974,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"So I spend most of my time right here. Have a hand. So Jim I noticed you checking out Jan's candles.","text_w_direction":"[in the garage] So I spend most of my time right here. Have a hand [the chairs are shaped like hands]. So Jim I noticed you checking out Jan's candles.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16975,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Oh no she just put it in front of my face.","text_w_direction":"Oh no she just put it in front of my face.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16976,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, did you know that candles are the number one fastest-growing product in the scent aroma market? $2 billion dollar a year industry. And for only $10,000, you could become a co-owner of \"Serenity by Jan\" What do you think about that?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, did you know that candles are the number one fastest-growing product in the scent aroma market? $2 billion dollar a year industry. And for only $10,000, you could become a co-owner of \"Serenity by Jan\" What do you think about that?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16977,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Thought about it, I'm in.","text_w_direction":"Thought about it, I'm in.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16978,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"I'm sorry, are you really trying to get us to invest in Jan's company?","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, are you really trying to get us to invest in Jan's company?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16979,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I'm sorry. What now?","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry. [doorbell rings] What now?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16980,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Coming!","text_w_direction":"Coming! [Dwight and a woman are at the door holding wine glasses and a cooler]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16981,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16982,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"What are you doing here?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing here?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16983,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"We came here to eat dinner and to party, this is a dinner party right?","text_w_direction":"We came here to eat dinner and to party, this is a dinner party right?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16984,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Awesome.","text_w_direction":"[whispering] Awesome.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16985,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"What is he doing here?","text_w_direction":"What is he doing here?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16986,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"Yes, What are you doing here?","text_w_direction":"Yes, What are you doing here?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16987,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight is my friend.","text_w_direction":"Dwight is my friend.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16988,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Woman","text":"We weren't invited?","text_w_direction":"We weren't invited?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16989,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"You said that I could not invite Dwight because he was not part of a couple, and because we didn't have enough wine glasses. Dwight brought glasses and a person.","text_w_direction":"You said that I could not invite Dwight because he was not part of a couple, and because we didn't have enough wine glasses. Dwight brought glasses and a person.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16990,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Fine, whatever you want, just like always, whatever you want.","text_w_direction":"Fine, whatever you want, just like always, whatever you want.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16991,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Whatever I want? It's never whatever I want. When I wanted to see Stomp, and you wanted to see Wicked, what did we see?","text_w_direction":"Whatever I want? It's never whatever I want. When I wanted to see Stomp, and you wanted to see Wicked, what did we see?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16992,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"We saw Wicked.","text_w_direction":"We saw Wicked.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16993,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"When I said that I wanted to have kids, and you said, you wanted me to have a vasectomy, what did I do? And then when you said that you might want to have kids and I wasn't so sure, Who had the vasectomy reversed? And then when you said you defintely didn't want to have kids, who had it reversed back? Snip snap! Snip snap! Snip snap! I did. You have no idea the physical toll, that three vasectomies have on a person. And I bought this condo to fill with children.","text_w_direction":"When I said that I wanted to have kids, and you said, you wanted me to have a vasectomy, what did I do? And then when you said that you might want to have kids and I wasn't so sure, Who had the vasectomy reversed? And then when you said you defintely didn't want to have kids, who had it reversed back? Snip snap! Snip snap! Snip snap! I did. You have no idea the physical toll, that three vasectomies have on a person. And I bought this condo to fill with children.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16994,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"I am so sorry that I don't want to bring kids into this screwed-up world, okay? But look if you want to have kids, then fine you win. Let's have aing kid.","text_w_direction":"I am so sorry that I don't want to bring kids into this screwed-up world, okay? But look if you want to have kids, then fine you win. Let's have a [bleep]ing kid.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16995,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Do you mean it? You want to have a kid?","text_w_direction":"Do you mean it? You want to have a kid? [Jan walks away]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16996,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"I hate my life.","text_w_direction":"I hate my life.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16997,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"So can we come in?","text_w_direction":"So can we come in?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16998,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Hmmm... Mmm... great turkey leg.","text_w_direction":"Hmmm... Mmm... great turkey leg.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":16999,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"I'm just gonna check on dinner.","text_w_direction":"[crying] I'm just gonna check on dinner. [Jan gets up from the table]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17000,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Angela, would you like some of my beet salad?","text_w_direction":"Angela, would you like some of my beet salad?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17001,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"I hate beet salad.","text_w_direction":"I hate beet salad.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17002,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Woman","text":"It's actually really good.","text_w_direction":"It's actually really good.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17003,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey hey hey hey. I know you love beet salad. I've seen you eat it many times.","text_w_direction":"Hey hey hey hey. [to Angela] I know you love beet salad. I've seen you eat it many times.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17004,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"The thought of popping one of your beets into my mouth makes me want to vomit.","text_w_direction":"The thought of popping one of your beets into my mouth makes me want to vomit.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17005,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Pam... I hope she didn't do anything to the food.","text_w_direction":"[leans across to Pam whispering] Pam... I hope she didn't do anything to the food.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17006,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Like... like what?","text_w_direction":"[whispers] Like... like what?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17007,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I can't prove it but I think she might be trying to poison me. Hey, looks great babe.","text_w_direction":"I can't prove it but I think she might be trying to poison me. [Jan serves the food] Hey, looks great babe.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17008,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah it does.","text_w_direction":"Yeah it does.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17009,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"I know Jan didn't poison the food. I know that. But if she was going to poison the food of someone at that table wouldn't it be me? Michael's former lover?","text_w_direction":"I know Jan didn't poison the food. I know that. But if she was going to poison the food of someone at that table wouldn't it be me? Michael's former lover?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17010,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Can you not do that? It's disgusting.","text_w_direction":"[Michael dips his steak into his wine] Can you not do that? It's disgusting.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17011,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"You know I have soft teeth, how can you say that?","text_w_direction":"You know I have soft teeth, how can you say that?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17012,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Oops.","text_w_direction":"Oops.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17013,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Excuse me for a second.","text_w_direction":"Excuse me for a second. [gets up from the table]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17014,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"So... how do you guys know each other?","text_w_direction":"[to babysitter] So... how do you guys know each other?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17015,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Woman","text":"I was his babysitter.","text_w_direction":"I was his babysitter.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17016,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"And now you guys are dating?","text_w_direction":"And now you guys are dating?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17017,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Purely carnal and that's all you need to know.","text_w_direction":"Purely carnal and that's all you need to know.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17018,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Would you write down your e-mail because I have just so many questions...","text_w_direction":"Would you write down your e-mail because I have just so many questions...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17019,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Woman","text":"E-mail?","text_w_direction":"E-mail?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17020,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Nevermind.","text_w_direction":"Nevermind.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17021,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Ok... alright... here we go. There. Oooookay.","text_w_direction":"Ok... alright... here we go. [takes down huge painting behind his seat and puts up a neon beer sign] There. [plugs it in] Oooookay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17022,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"That's nice.","text_w_direction":"That's nice.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17023,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Everybody enjoying their meal?","text_w_direction":"Everybody enjoying their meal?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17024,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Hey babe?","text_w_direction":"Hey babe?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17025,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17026,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"How about we take the beer sign down until our guests leave and then we can discuss it.","text_w_direction":"How about we take the beer sign down until our guests leave and then we can discuss it.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17027,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"No. No. I'm gonna leave it up. I think it ties the whole room together.","text_w_direction":"No. No. I'm gonna leave it up. I think it ties the whole room together.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17028,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok. [gets up and goes over to the stereo and turns on Hunter's CD really loud]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17029,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Jan thinks Hunter is very talented. You know what? I don't think he's that good.","text_w_direction":"[to the guests] Jan thinks Hunter is very talented. You know what? I don't think he's that good.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17030,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"At least he's an artist.","text_w_direction":"At least he's an artist.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17031,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"BFD. I'm a screenwriter.","text_w_direction":"BFD. I'm a screenwriter.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17032,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"AND I'M A CANDLEMAKER BUT YOU DON'T HEAR ME BRAGGING ABOUT IT!","text_w_direction":"[shouting] AND I'M A CANDLEMAKER BUT YOU DON'T HEAR ME BRAGGING ABOUT IT!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17033,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"NO ALL YOU DO IS YOU GET ME TO TRY TO WORK ON MY RICH FRIENDS!","text_w_direction":"NO ALL YOU DO IS YOU GET ME TO TRY TO WORK ON MY RICH FRIENDS!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17034,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"FOR AN INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY!","text_w_direction":"FOR AN INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17035,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"MAN! I WOULD LOVE TO BURN YOUR CANDLES!","text_w_direction":"MAN! I WOULD LOVE TO BURN YOUR CANDLES!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17036,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"YOU BURN IT. YOU BUY IT!","text_w_direction":"YOU BURN IT. YOU BUY IT!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17037,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"OH GOOD. I'LL BE YOUR FIRST CUSTOMER!","text_w_direction":"OH GOOD. I'LL BE YOUR FIRST CUSTOMER!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17038,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"AND YOU'RE HARDLY MY FIRST!","text_w_direction":"AND YOU'RE HARDLY MY FIRST!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17039,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! THAT IS A 200 DOLLAR PLASMA SCREEN TV YOU JUST KILLED! Good luck paying me back on your zero dollars a year salary plus benefits, babe!","text_w_direction":"[yells] THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! [Jan gets an evil look on her face and picks up Michael's dundie and throws it into his plasma screen tv] THAT IS A 200 DOLLAR PLASMA SCREEN TV YOU JUST KILLED! Good luck paying me back on your zero dollars a year salary plus benefits, babe! [Jan goes upstairs crying.]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17040,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Woman","text":"I'm gonna get going.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna get going.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17041,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Fine. Get outta here.","text_w_direction":"Fine. Get outta here.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17042,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"It's getting late.","text_w_direction":"It's getting late.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17043,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"You know what guys, she'll be out of the bathroom soon.","text_w_direction":"You know what guys, she'll be out of the bathroom soon.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17044,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Of course","text_w_direction":"[Jim and Pam head out the door and there are policemen at the door] Of course","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17045,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Get out of my way, I'll take care of this. OK. Uhhh what seems to be the problem officers?","text_w_direction":"Get out of my way, I'll take care of this. OK.[to police] Uhhh what seems to be the problem officers?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17046,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Officer 1","text":"Not now Dwight, We got a call about a disturbance?","text_w_direction":"Not now Dwight, We got a call about a disturbance?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17047,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Nope. Nope. Nothing disturbing here. Just a couple of friends having an awesome dinner party.","text_w_direction":"Nope. Nope. Nothing disturbing here. Just a couple of friends having an awesome dinner party.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17048,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Officer 2","text":"The neighbors said they heard some shouting.","text_w_direction":"The neighbors said they heard some shouting.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17049,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Oh... yes. There was some screaming but... um... my girlfriend... threw a dundie at my TV. Plasma.","text_w_direction":"Oh... yes. There was some screaming but... um... my girlfriend... threw a dundie at my TV. Plasma.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17050,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Officer 1","text":"You wanna press charges?","text_w_direction":"You wanna press charges?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17051,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Would she get into trouble?","text_w_direction":"Would she get into trouble?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17052,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Officer","text":"Yes. She'd be charged.","text_w_direction":"Yes. She'd be charged.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17053,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I will take the fall. I did it.","text_w_direction":"I will take the fall. I did it.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17054,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Officer 2","text":"You know you don't have to press charges, you could just try to be more quiet.","text_w_direction":"You know you don't have to press charges, you could just try to be more quiet.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17055,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Michael! Michael. What are you doing to him?","text_w_direction":"[running out the door)] Michael! [pleading] Michael. What are you doing to him?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17056,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Officer 1","text":"Sir, do you have any other place you can stay? Maybe with one of your friends here?","text_w_direction":"Sir, do you have any other place you can stay? Maybe with one of your friends here?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17057,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael can come home with me.","text_w_direction":"[puts his hand on the Officer's shoulder] Michael can come home with me.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17058,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Jim? Pam?","text_w_direction":"Jim? Pam?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17059,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Oh... my apartment's on fire","text_w_direction":"Oh... my apartment's on fire","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17060,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Flooded.","text_w_direction":"[whispers] Flooded.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17061,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Flooded.","text_w_direction":"Flooded.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17062,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"You people. Come on. You're sleeping with me.","text_w_direction":"You people. [to Michael] Come on. You're sleeping with me.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17063,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17064,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm gonna take you home Michael.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna take you home Michael.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17065,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Nope.","text_w_direction":"Nope.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17066,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright. [leads Michael away]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17067,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jan","text":"Bye Babe!","text_w_direction":"Bye Babe!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17068,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"This is the best burger I've ever had, babe.","text_w_direction":"[Pam and Jim are sitting in Jim's car in front of Detroit Coney Island Chili Dogs] This is the best burger I've ever had, babe.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17069,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"You know, babe, I should have told you but... I did something bad.","text_w_direction":"You know, babe, I should have told you but... I did something bad.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17070,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Hmm?","text_w_direction":"Hmm?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17071,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"I stole this. For you babe.","text_w_direction":"[holds up Hunter's CD] I stole this. [Pam laughs] For you babe.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17072,"season":4,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Dinner Party","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"One night...","text_w_direction":"[Hunter's voice starts singing, Pam joins in] One night...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":4095,"air_date":"2008-04-10"}
{"index":17073,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"W.B. Jones is renovating their offices and their construction crews are taking up some of the parking spaces we used to get.","text_w_direction":"W.B. Jones is renovating their offices and their construction crews are taking up some of the parking spaces we used to get.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17074,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"So we had to park at a satellite parking lot over there.","text_w_direction":"So we had to park at a satellite parking lot over there.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17075,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Which just means we get to see more of our lovely street. Tell them what we saw today Jim.","text_w_direction":"Which just means we get to see more of our lovely street. Tell them what we saw today Jim.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17076,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Oh today, we saw a junk yard dog attacking the bones of a rotisserie chicken.","text_w_direction":"Oh today, we saw a junk yard dog attacking the bones of a rotisserie chicken.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17077,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Nature.","text_w_direction":"Nature.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17078,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"Been here nine years. Now all of a sudden I'm supposed to park half a mile away.","text_w_direction":"Been here nine years. Now all of a sudden I'm supposed to park half a mile away.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17079,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"I lost a penny out of my loafers, Oscar.","text_w_direction":"I lost a penny out of my loafers, Oscar.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17080,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"I will quit. As God as my witness, I will quit if this is not fixed.","text_w_direction":"[sitting down, rubbing his feet] I will quit. As God as my witness, I will quit if this is not fixed.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17081,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Some of us like the walk more than others.","text_w_direction":"Some of us like the walk more than others.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17082,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Hurts like hell.","text_w_direction":"[off screen] Hurts like hell.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17083,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Did you pick a new chair? It's been awhile.","text_w_direction":"[to Michael who is looking at a chair catalog] Did you pick a new chair? It's been awhile.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17084,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Pam, when I first opened this catalog, I thought I was just going to be picking out a chair.","text_w_direction":"Pam, when I first opened this catalog, I thought I was just going to be picking out a chair.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17085,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"But instead, you found something to distract you from ever picking out a chair.","text_w_direction":"But instead, you found something to distract you from ever picking out a chair.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17086,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Michael started the process of selecting a new chair about three weeks ago. And normally I wouldn't care, but he promised me his old one. It's way better. It's one of these. I really want it.","text_w_direction":"Michael started the process of selecting a new chair about three weeks ago. And normally I wouldn't care, but he promised me his old one. It's way better. It's one of these. [makes a shrrhhh sound of a chair moving downward as Pam slumps down] I really want it.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17087,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Have you ever seen this woman?","text_w_direction":"[holding up the catalog] Have you ever seen this woman?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17088,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Her?","text_w_direction":"Her?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17089,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hmm...","text_w_direction":"Hmm...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17090,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"The one in the really great mesh black high-back swivel chair?","text_w_direction":"The one in the really great mesh black high-back swivel chair?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17091,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Look at her smile. Those eyes, look at her eyes. She's got - I don't know what it is actually, she dresses like a professional and yet you know there is a side of her that could just curl up on a couch.","text_w_direction":"Look at her smile. Those eyes, look at her eyes. She's got - I don't know what it is actually, she dresses like a professional and yet you know there is a side of her that could just curl up on a couch.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17092,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Or in a great chair.","text_w_direction":"Or in a great chair.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17093,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, yeah, maybe, but remember after my dinner party when I said that I was swearing off women?","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah, maybe, but remember after my dinner party when I said that I was swearing off women?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17094,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I definitely remember your dinner party.","text_w_direction":"I definitely remember your dinner party.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17095,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I think what I meant was that I was completely swearing off one woman. Jan. I think that fate put this catalog in my hands.","text_w_direction":"I think what I meant was that I was completely swearing off one woman. [whispers] Jan. I think that fate put this catalog in my hands.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17096,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Actually, I put the catalog in your hands 'cause you have to pick out a new chair.","text_w_direction":"Actually, I put the catalog in your hands 'cause you have to pick out a new chair.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17097,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"What is it like being single? I like it. I like starting each day with a sense of possibility. And I'm optimistic because every day I get a little more desperate and desperate situations yield the quickest results.","text_w_direction":"What is it like being single? I like it. I like starting each day with a sense of possibility. And I'm optimistic because every day I get a little more desperate and desperate situations yield the quickest results.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17098,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Ladies and gentleman, would you please open your supply catalogs and kindly turn to page 85.","text_w_direction":"Ladies and gentleman, would you please open your supply catalogs and kindly turn to page 85. [phone rings]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17099,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Creed","text":"Yo, is this his new chair?","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Yo, is this his new chair?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17100,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"No, he hasn't picked one yet.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] No, he hasn't picked one yet.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17101,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Creed","text":"Daat!","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Daat!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17102,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Creed","text":"When Pam gets Michael's old chair, I get Pam's old chair. Then I'll have two chairs. Only one to go.","text_w_direction":"When Pam gets Michael's old chair, I get Pam's old chair. Then I'll have two chairs. Only one to go.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17103,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I am ready to start dating again. Getting back on the market. So, FYI, for those of you who are thinking about fixing me up with any of your friends, use the woman on page 85 as a template. That will be all.","text_w_direction":"I am ready to start dating again. Getting back on the market. So, FYI, for those of you who are thinking about fixing me up with any of your friends, use the woman on page 85 as a template. That will be all.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17104,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"I left my cell phone in my car.","text_w_direction":"I left my cell phone in my car.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17105,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"Call us when you get there so we know you're OK.","text_w_direction":"Call us when you get there so we know you're OK. [Andy gets up and leaves]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17106,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Listen man, I am completely over Jan, so, would you set me up?","text_w_direction":"[to Kevin] Listen man, I am completely over Jan, so, would you set me up?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17107,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"If I had someone to set you up with Michael, then I'd take her for myself.","text_w_direction":"If I had someone to set you up with Michael, then I'd take her for myself.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17108,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I thought that you were engaged?","text_w_direction":"I thought that you were engaged?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17109,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Nope. Stacy broke up with me.","text_w_direction":"Nope. Stacy broke up with me.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17110,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Whaaaat? God, that's terrible man. Eghh, she's crazy. Umm, are you still on good terms with any of her friends?","text_w_direction":"Whaaaat? God, that's terrible man. Eghh, she's crazy. Umm, are you still on good terms with any of her friends?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17111,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Not anymore.","text_w_direction":"Not anymore.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17112,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh...","text_w_direction":"Oh...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17113,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"It's a bitter situation.","text_w_direction":"It's a bitter situation.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17114,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah... ugh. She's... you don't deserve her. Alright.","text_w_direction":"Yeah... ugh. She's... [gets up and leaves] you don't deserve her. Alright.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17115,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh hello Oscar Mayer Weiner lover. I bet that you have a bunch of very liberal girl type friends that trust you implicitly because they know you'd never touch 'em, because of your condition. Umm...","text_w_direction":"[sitting on Oscar's desk] Oh hello Oscar Mayer Weiner lover. I bet that you have a bunch of very liberal girl type friends that trust you implicitly because they know you'd never touch 'em, because of your condition. Umm...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17116,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"Michael?","text_w_direction":"Michael?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17117,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17118,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"I have a friend who's single.","text_w_direction":"I have a friend who's single.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17119,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17120,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"Sandy. She's gorgeous and she's got a feisty personality, too.","text_w_direction":"Sandy. She's gorgeous and she's got a feisty personality, too.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17121,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hmm, I see, feisty. So she's not jolly or sassy? Not like a jolly, sassy opera singer?","text_w_direction":"Hmm, I see, feisty. So she's not jolly or sassy? Not like a jolly, sassy opera singer?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17122,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"Umm, no, she's a professional softball player.","text_w_direction":"Umm, no, she's a professional softball player.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17123,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oooo. Catcher or in field?","text_w_direction":"Oooo. Catcher or in field?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17124,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"Umm I don't know Michael.","text_w_direction":"Umm I don't know Michael.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17125,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Is she a dress wearer or a pants wearer? Could we share a row boat? Could, could a row boat support her?","text_w_direction":"Is she a dress wearer or a pants wearer? Could we share a row boat? Could, could a row boat support her?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17126,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"What are you asking?","text_w_direction":"What are you asking?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17127,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I think I'm being very clear what I'm asking. Would an average size row boat support her without capsizing? It bothers me that you're not answering the question.","text_w_direction":"I think I'm being very clear what I'm asking. Would an average size row boat support her without capsizing? [silence] It bothers me that you're not answering the question.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17128,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"No, alright no, she can't fit in a row boat.","text_w_direction":"No, alright no, she can't fit in a row boat.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17129,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Damn it, I knew it! I knew it Phyllis! OK!","text_w_direction":"Damn it, I knew it! I knew it Phyllis! OK!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17130,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"What is wrong with these people? I would do anything for them and they're just hanging me out to dry.","text_w_direction":"What is wrong with these people? I would do anything for them and they're just hanging me out to dry.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17131,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Dating shouldn't be hard for somebody like me, but it is and you know why? Because nobody here is willing to help me. Nothing would ever get done in this office without a formal request, would it? Well, fine. Here goes.","text_w_direction":"Dating shouldn't be hard for somebody like me, but it is and you know why? Because nobody here is willing to help me. Nothing would ever get done in this office without a formal request, would it? Well, fine. Here goes.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17132,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"I don't think that this is---","text_w_direction":"I don't think that this is---","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17133,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Well, now OK, I know that this is probably not appropriate, but I need help. Because I want to play ball with my kids before I get too old. And before that happens I need to get laid. And before that happens I need to be in love. And I don't wanna hear \"Ahnnn... I can't help elhh la la.\" No. No. I'm a catch and I am not going to be the one who got away. So, this is what we're going to do. Dwight is going to hand out index cards and I want you all to write down the name of an eligible woman for me to date by the end of the day. No, by the end of the hour or you are fired.","text_w_direction":"Well, now OK, I know that this is probably not appropriate, but I need help. Because I want to play ball with my kids before I get too old. And before that happens I need to get laid. And before that happens I need to be in love. And I don't wanna hear \"Ahnnn... I can't help elhh la la.\" No. No. I'm a catch and I am not going to be the one who got away. So, this is what we're going to do. Dwight is going to hand out index cards and I want you all to write down the name of an eligible woman for me to date by the end of the day. No, by the end of the hour or you are fired.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17134,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Write legibly people.","text_w_direction":"[gets up from chair] Write legibly people.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17135,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Because of the construction at W.B. Jones, half of us have to park in the satellite lot.","text_w_direction":"Because of the construction at W.B. Jones, half of us have to park in the satellite lot.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17136,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hmm..","text_w_direction":"Hmm..","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17137,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"It's like a ten minute walk.","text_w_direction":"It's like a ten minute walk.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17138,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"No, thirty.","text_w_direction":"No, thirty.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17139,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Well, look, I am in an assigned parking place in front, so... Alright, alright, alright, umm let me try to think about what it would be like to not have one. OK, yes that would be bad.","text_w_direction":"Well, look, I am in an assigned parking place in front, so... Alright, alright, alright, umm let me try to think about what it would be like to not have one. [thinks] OK, yes that would be bad.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17140,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17141,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17142,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"That would be bad.","text_w_direction":"That would be bad.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17143,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17144,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Nice.","text_w_direction":"Nice.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17145,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"...So help us out.","text_w_direction":"...So help us out.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17146,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Wish I could, but I can't. Well can, but won't. Should, maybe, but shorn't.","text_w_direction":"Wish I could, but I can't. Well can, but won't. Should, maybe, but shorn't.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17147,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Michael, please he--","text_w_direction":"Michael, please he--","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17148,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"What part of shorn't don't you understand, Kevin? Look I could probably handle it, yes, but I think it would be a good exercise for you guys to do it yourselves.","text_w_direction":"What part of shorn't don't you understand, Kevin? Look I could probably handle it, yes, but I think it would be a good exercise for you guys to do it yourselves.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17149,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"We won't let you down.","text_w_direction":"We won't let you down.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17150,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh you can't because I don't care. Listen, don't forget to fill out those cards. My love cards.","text_w_direction":"Oh you can't because I don't care. Listen, [Kevin and Andy high five as they leave Michael's office] don't forget to fill out those cards. My love cards.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17151,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"There's nobody I hate enough to write her name on this card.","text_w_direction":"There's nobody I hate enough to write her name on this card.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17152,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"Well, I'm setting Michael up with my fat friend anyway, he can just deal with it.","text_w_direction":"Well, I'm setting Michael up with my fat friend anyway, he can just deal with it.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17153,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Who are you putting down?","text_w_direction":"[to Jim] Who are you putting down?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17154,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, you don't know her.","text_w_direction":"Oh, you don't know her.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17155,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Who is it?","text_w_direction":"Who is it?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17156,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Your mom.","text_w_direction":"Your mom.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17157,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, whatever. Give it to me. Give it to me.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, whatever. [Jim holds up the card] [Pam laughs] Give it to me. Give it to me.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17158,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, Wendy. Hot and juicy red head. Give this a try.","text_w_direction":"Ok, Wendy. Hot and juicy red head. Give this a try. [Michael dials phone number. Phone rings.]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17159,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Wendy's phone operator","text":"Wendy's.","text_w_direction":"Wendy's.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17160,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hello Wendy, this is Kevin's friend, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Hello Wendy, this is Kevin's friend, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17161,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Wendy's phone operator","text":"This isn't Wendy.","text_w_direction":"This isn't Wendy.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17162,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, I'm sorry, could you put her on please?","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'm sorry, could you put her on please?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17163,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Wendy's phone operator","text":"Dude, this is a Wendy's restaurant.","text_w_direction":"Dude, this is a Wendy's restaurant.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17164,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Damn it Kevin. OK, umm, could I just have a frosty and a baked potato please?","text_w_direction":"[under breath] Damn it Kevin. OK, umm, could I just have a frosty and a baked potato please?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17165,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Wendy's phone operator","text":"You have to come to the restaurant to order food.","text_w_direction":"You have to come to the restaurant to order food.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17166,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I'll send somebody to come pick it up. Just have it ready.","text_w_direction":"Well, I'll send somebody to come pick it up. Just have it ready.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17167,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Wendy's phone operator","text":"It's ready now.","text_w_direction":"It's ready now.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17168,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Well put it aside. Umm... yeah.","text_w_direction":"Well put it aside. [hangs up the phone] [Dwight enters] Umm... yeah.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17169,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"OK, I have collected the rest of the ladies.","text_w_direction":"OK, I have collected the rest of the ladies.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17170,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Good. Good because this batch was awful. Umm... this one says chair model...","text_w_direction":"Good. Good because this batch was awful. Umm... this one says chair model...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17171,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"I wrote that. Michael, you shouldn't have to settle. This is my pledge to you. I will find her and I will bring her to you and as God as my witness, she shall bear your fruit.","text_w_direction":"I wrote that. Michael, you shouldn't have to settle. This is my pledge to you. I will find her and I will bring her to you and as God as my witness, she shall bear your fruit.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17172,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"That sounds good. Go get her. Wa-Wait, wait, wait, wait. First, go to Wendy's, get my food. Come back and then go.","text_w_direction":"That sounds good. [both smile] Go get her. Wa-Wait, wait, wait, wait. First, go to Wendy's, get my food. Come back and then go.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17173,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"That is fantastic. Thank you, thank you very much. This is just what I needed.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] That is fantastic. Thank you, thank you very much. This is just what I needed.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17174,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"The furniture company gave me the name of the advertising agency. They gave me the name of the photographer. The photographer, a Spaniard, used a Wilkes-Barre modeling agency. The agency gave me the following information. Deborah Shoshlefski. 142 South Windsor Lane. Dead. Car accident. Case closed.","text_w_direction":"The furniture company gave me the name of the advertising agency. They gave me the name of the photographer. The photographer, a Spaniard, used a Wilkes-Barre modeling agency. The agency gave me the following information. [reads from notepad] Deborah Shoshlefski. 142 South Windsor Lane. Dead. Car accident. Case closed.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17175,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"She's dead? She's so young.","text_w_direction":"She's dead? [Dwight makes knife slitting noise] She's so young.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17176,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"She was so young and now she is dead. As dead as every dead animal who has ever died.","text_w_direction":"She was so young and now she is dead. As dead as every dead animal who has ever died.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17177,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, God. Oh...","text_w_direction":"Oh, God. Oh...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17178,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Why don't you sit down? Michael... come on. Here we go. Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Why don't you sit down? Michael... come on. [gets up and leads Michael to sit in his chair] Here we go. Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17179,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Michael, you didn't even know her.","text_w_direction":"Michael, you didn't even know her.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17180,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Try not to be so hurtful Jim.","text_w_direction":"Try not to be so hurtful Jim.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17181,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim, how dare you.","text_w_direction":"Jim, how dare you. [Jim's face is in shock]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17182,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Please, not at a time like this.","text_w_direction":"Please, not at a time like this. [sighs]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17183,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"OK Michael, you know what? I might have someone for you.","text_w_direction":"OK Michael, you know what? I might have someone for you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17184,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh really? What's her name? Burger King?","text_w_direction":"Oh really? What's her name? Burger King?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17185,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"No, I mean it. She's really nice and sweet and you guys might actually get along.","text_w_direction":"No, I mean it. [walks towards Michael] She's really nice and sweet and you guys might actually get along. [hands over card to Michael]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17186,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I don't, I don't think I'm ready. Is she hot?","text_w_direction":"I don't, I don't think I'm ready. Is she hot?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17187,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I'm setting Michael up with my land lady. She's really sweet and... whatever, I just can't take Michael like this.","text_w_direction":"I'm setting Michael up with my land lady. She's really sweet and... whatever, I just can't take Michael like this.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17188,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No question about it, I am ready to get hurt again.","text_w_direction":"No question about it, I am ready to get hurt again.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17189,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"We need to assemble the five families.","text_w_direction":"We need to assemble the five families.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17190,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No, not the five families.","text_w_direction":"[while brushing teeth with an electric toothbrush] No, not the five families.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17191,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"We have to.","text_w_direction":"We have to.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17192,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"The five families are the five companies of Scranton Business Park. The bosses rarely meet. There's Michael Scott, Regional Manager, Dunder Mifflin. Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration. Paul Faust of Disaster Kits Limited. They call him \"Cool Guy Paul.\" W.B. Jones of W.B. Jones Heating and Air. Grade A Bad Ass. And Bill Cress of Cress Tool and Dye. Bill Cress is super old and really mean.","text_w_direction":"The five families are the five companies of Scranton Business Park. The bosses rarely meet. There's Michael Scott, Regional Manager, Dunder Mifflin. Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration. Paul Faust of Disaster Kits Limited. They call him \"Cool Guy Paul.\" W.B. Jones of W.B. Jones Heating and Air. Grade A Bad Ass. And Bill Cress of Cress Tool and Dye. Bill Cress is super old and really mean.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17193,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Sorry, I don't have time for this right now. I'm trying to get a date with Pam's hot friend. And she needs to meet me right now.","text_w_direction":"[still brushing teeth] Sorry, I don't have time for this right now. I'm trying to get a date with Pam's hot friend. And she needs to meet me right now.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17194,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"I'm calling the meeting anyway.","text_w_direction":"[to Andy] I'm calling the meeting anyway.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17195,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you very much. Our suspect has straight brown hair. She is wearing blue jeans and a black top. So... behold our bachelorette. Give her ten for looks and a three for her ability to describe herself. Hello, my lady.","text_w_direction":"[to cashier at coffee shop] Thank you very much. Our suspect has straight brown hair. She is wearing blue jeans and a black top. So... behold our bachelorette [cut to a blonde woman in a skirt]. Give her ten for looks and a three for her ability to describe herself. Hello, my lady. [woman walks right by and doesn't respond]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17196,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Margaret","text":"Michael?","text_w_direction":"Michael?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17197,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Ugh.","text_w_direction":"[turns around to see the woman from his description] Ugh.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17198,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Margaret","text":"Are you Michael Scott?","text_w_direction":"Are you Michael Scott?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17199,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Is who a Michael what?","text_w_direction":"Is who a Michael what?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17200,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Margaret","text":"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm, I'm supposed to be meeting someone named Michael.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm, I'm supposed to be meeting someone named Michael.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17201,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, that's not, yeah I'm not... OK...","text_w_direction":"Oh, that's not, yeah I'm not... OK...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17202,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Coffee shop worker","text":"Michael? Michael? Large hot chocolate with caramel and a shot of peppermint.","text_w_direction":"Michael? Michael? [reads cup] Large hot chocolate with caramel and a shot of peppermint.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17203,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"So you get the rent checks every month and what happens next? What...","text_w_direction":"So you get the rent checks every month and what happens next? What...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17204,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Margaret","text":"You're asking what I do with the checks that people write to me?","text_w_direction":"You're asking what I do with the checks that people write to me?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17205,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Just making conversation.","text_w_direction":"Just making conversation.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17206,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Why is it so hard to meet people? I... you know... it's uh... All I want is somebody nice and sweet and someone I can talk to and share an experience with, you know? Why is it so hard for people like us?","text_w_direction":"Why is it so hard to meet people? I... you know... it's uh... All I want is somebody nice and sweet and someone I can talk to and share an experience with, you know? Why is it so hard for people like us?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17207,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Margaret","text":"I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17208,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"You wanna see what I walked out on? This is gonna blow your mind. Look at that.","text_w_direction":"You wanna see what I walked out on? This is gonna blow your mind. [holds up cell phone with a picture of Jan] Look at that.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17209,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Margaret","text":"She's beautiful.","text_w_direction":"She's beautiful.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17210,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. Yeah, and you can't see her whole body. Down here, she's got a boob job. Just... she was just crazy smart and really manipulative and I don't know.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Yeah, and you can't see her whole body. Down here, she's got a boob job. Just... she was just crazy smart and really manipulative and I don't know.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17211,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan [on phone]","text":"Michael? Hello? Michael?","text_w_direction":"Michael? Hello? Michael? [Michael hangs up phone]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17212,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Margaret","text":"I'm gonna head out.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna head out.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17213,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, OK. Well, umm... I enjoyed this conversation. It was very nice. It was like talking to the sweet old lady on the bus.","text_w_direction":"Oh, OK. Well, umm... I enjoyed this conversation. It was very nice. It was like talking to the sweet old lady on the bus.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17214,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Margaret","text":"That's incredibly rude.","text_w_direction":"That's incredibly rude.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17215,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Now you ruined it.","text_w_direction":"Now you ruined it. [gets up and leaves]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17216,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Bob Vance","text":"Where's Scott?","text_w_direction":"Where's Scott?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17217,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Uh Michael Scott could not make it today due to an unforeseen prior engagement.","text_w_direction":"Uh Michael Scott could not make it today due to an unforeseen prior engagement.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17218,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"W.B. Jones","text":"Let's just meet back in an hour.","text_w_direction":"Let's just meet back in an hour.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17219,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Gentleman please. We called this meeting. Andrew Bernard is the name of me. And this is my associate, Mr. Kevin Malone.","text_w_direction":"Gentleman please. We called this meeting. Andrew Bernard is the name of me. And this is my associate, Mr. Kevin Malone.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17220,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"I... have... things...","text_w_direction":"[nervously stuttering] I... have... things...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17221,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"W.B. Jones","text":"Alright, what do you want?","text_w_direction":"Alright, what do you want?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17222,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Well first of all, I'd just like to say what an honor it is to be sitting here with you gentlemen.","text_w_direction":"Well first of all, I'd just like to say [pulls out note cards] what an honor it is to be sitting here with you gentlemen.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17223,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"W.B. Jones","text":"You have about ten seconds---","text_w_direction":"You have about ten seconds---","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17224,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"We want our parking spaces back!","text_w_direction":"We want our parking spaces back!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17225,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Paul Faust","text":"Whose parking spaces?","text_w_direction":"Whose parking spaces?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17226,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"W.B. Jones' construction guys park in our parking spaces every morning and some people have to park really far away and walk all the way to the office. And some people sweat too much for comfort and---","text_w_direction":"W.B. Jones' construction guys park in our parking spaces every morning and some people have to park really far away and walk all the way to the office. And some people sweat too much for comfort and---","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17227,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Bill Cress","text":"Ohh... God...","text_w_direction":"Ohh... God...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17228,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Paul","text":"I don't have time for this you guys. Just give 'em back their spaces.","text_w_direction":"I don't have time for this you guys. [to W.B. Jones] Just give 'em back their spaces.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17229,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"W.B. Jones","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17230,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Paul","text":"We good? OK. Could have done this over e-mail.","text_w_direction":"We good? OK. Could have done this over e-mail.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17231,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"After Stacy left, things did not go well for awhile. And, and it was hard to see... It's just nice to win one.","text_w_direction":"After Stacy left, things did not go well for awhile. And, and it was hard to see... [starts breaking up] It's just nice to win one.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17232,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Margaret the land lady? Really Pam, is that what you think of me?","text_w_direction":"Margaret the land lady? Really Pam, is that what you think of me?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17233,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"She's sweet and cute. I thought you'd get along.","text_w_direction":"She's sweet and cute. I thought you'd get along.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17234,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, OK, Well I'm looking for a passionate affair, not companionship. I'm a man... of intensity, of, of cool and youth and, and passionately. God...","text_w_direction":"Oh, OK, Well I'm looking for a passionate affair, not companionship. I'm a man... of intensity, of, of cool and youth and, and passionately. God...[walks away back to his office]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17235,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Margaret?","text_w_direction":"[walks up to reception] Margaret?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17236,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17237,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"You just got yourself kicked out of your apartment.","text_w_direction":"You just got yourself kicked out of your apartment. [both laugh]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17238,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Oh I don't care, I didn't really like that place that much anyway. I'll just move.","text_w_direction":"Oh I don't care, I didn't really like that place that much anyway. I'll just move.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17239,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Oh really? Who's gonna take you in? You're messy. You're a klutz, you spill everything. And you leave the volume on the TV way too loud.","text_w_direction":"Oh really? Who's gonna take you in? You're messy. You're a klutz, you spill everything. And you leave the volume on the TV way too loud.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17240,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, maybe I'll just move in with my boyfriend 'cause he's kind of a slob, too.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, maybe I'll just move in with my boyfriend 'cause he's kind of a slob, too.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17241,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"OK, sure. Let's do it.","text_w_direction":"OK, sure. Let's do it. [Pam laughs]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17242,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"No, I umm, well I'm not gonna, I'm, I'm not gonna move in with anyone unless I'm engaged.","text_w_direction":"No, I umm, well I'm not gonna, I'm, I'm not gonna move in with anyone unless I'm engaged.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17243,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Have I not proposed to you, yet?","text_w_direction":"Have I not proposed to you, yet?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17244,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Hmm, I don't, know...","text_w_direction":"Hmm, I don't, know...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17245,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, well, that's coming.","text_w_direction":"Oh, well, that's coming. [smiles]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17246,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, right now?","text_w_direction":"Oh, right now?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17247,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"No. Not gonna do it right here, that would be rather lame.","text_w_direction":"No. Not gonna do it right here, that would be rather lame.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17248,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"OK, so then, when?","text_w_direction":"OK, so then, when?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17249,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Pam, I'm not gonna tell you. Hate to break it to you, but that's not how that works.","text_w_direction":"Pam, I'm not gonna tell you. Hate to break it to you, but that's not how that works.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17250,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, right, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Oh, right, yeah.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17251,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Wait, I'm serious. It's happening.","text_w_direction":"Wait, I'm serious. It's happening.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17252,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Ohh kay.","text_w_direction":"Ohh kay.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17253,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"And when it happens, it's going to kick your ass, Beesly. So... stay sharp.","text_w_direction":"And when it happens, it's going to kick your ass, Beesly. So... stay sharp.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17254,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I've been warned.","text_w_direction":"I've been warned.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17255,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"I am not kidding. Got it a week after we started dating.","text_w_direction":"I am not kidding. [shows camera an engagement ring] Got it a week after we started dating.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17256,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know man. I was with Jan for so long. I was excited about meeting somebody new. Put my heart out there. It's just...","text_w_direction":"I don't know man. I was with Jan for so long. I was excited about meeting somebody new. Put my heart out there. It's just... [sighs]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17257,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"You know what you need? Closure.","text_w_direction":"You know what you need? Closure.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17258,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"You're right. What do you mean though?","text_w_direction":"You're right. What do you mean though?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17259,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"There was a woman in your life who affected you very deeply, and she left before you could say good bye. I think you need to say good bye.","text_w_direction":"There was a woman in your life who affected you very deeply, and she left before you could say good bye. I think you need to say good bye.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17260,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hmm.","text_w_direction":"Hmm.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17261,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Come on. I'll drive.","text_w_direction":"Come on. I'll drive.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17262,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"We did it.","text_w_direction":"We did it.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17263,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"I did it.","text_w_direction":"[at same time as Kevin] I did it.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17264,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"We got our spaces back.","text_w_direction":"We got our spaces back.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17265,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow. [Stanley laughs and high fives Kevin]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17266,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Nice job.","text_w_direction":"Nice job.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17267,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Nice.","text_w_direction":"Nice. [fist bumps Kevin]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17268,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, there it is. You're welcome.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, there it is. You're welcome.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17269,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Did I do this for me? No, I did this for the little guy. For Joe Sixpack. The guy who wakes up every morning in his four hundred dollar a month apartment, wonders how's he gonna pay his mortgage that month. Wonders how he's gonna fill his car up with oil. Wonders how I'm gonna pay my kid's orphanage bills. That guy shouldn't have to wonder where he's gonna park.","text_w_direction":"Did I do this for me? No, I did this for the little guy. For Joe Sixpack. The guy who wakes up every morning in his four hundred dollar a month apartment, wonders how's he gonna pay his mortgage that month. Wonders how he's gonna fill his car up with oil. Wonders how I'm gonna pay my kid's orphanage bills. That guy shouldn't have to wonder where he's gonna park.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17270,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"How did she die?","text_w_direction":"[looking at the chair model's headstone] How did she die?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17271,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"I guess you could say she died of blunt force trauma and blood loss. She got in a car accident and plowed into the side of an airplane hanger.","text_w_direction":"I guess you could say she died of blunt force trauma and blood loss. She got in a car accident and plowed into the side of an airplane hanger.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17272,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"God.","text_w_direction":"God.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17273,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17274,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"She was so innocent.","text_w_direction":"She was so innocent.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17275,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"She was stoned apparently.","text_w_direction":"She was stoned apparently.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17276,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"You know I used to think that I had this perfect person out there waiting for me, but knowing that, that's just silly because she's dead. What do you do?","text_w_direction":"You know I used to think that I had this perfect person out there waiting for me, but knowing that, that's just silly because she's dead. What do you do?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17277,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"You wait until next year's chair catalog comes out and you find someone who's still alive.","text_w_direction":"You wait until next year's chair catalog comes out and you find someone who's still alive.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17278,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, you move on.","text_w_direction":"Oh, you move on.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17279,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17280,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Where do you want to go for dinner?","text_w_direction":"Where do you want to go for dinner?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17281,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I don't know, I kind of hate all our regular places right now. Oh, you know what, that one...","text_w_direction":"I don't know, I kind of hate all our regular places right now. Oh, you know what [Jim gets down on one knee], that one...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17282,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Hey Pam, will you wait for me one second while I tie my shoe?","text_w_direction":"Hey Pam, will you wait for me one second while I tie my shoe?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17283,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I hate you.","text_w_direction":"[smiling] I hate you. [walks away]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17284,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"What? My shoe is untied. What is your problem? Oh my God, you thought I wa--- oh.","text_w_direction":"What? My shoe is untied. What is your problem? [Pam laughs] Oh my God, you thought I wa--- oh.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17285,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh, oh.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17286,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"No, no, no.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17287,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"How could I have thought that? How could I have thought that?","text_w_direction":"How could I have thought that? How could I have thought that?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17288,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Bye, bye, Ms. Chair Model lady. I dreamt that we were married and you treated me nice. We had lots of kids...drinking whiskey and rye, oh why'd you have to go off and die? Why'd you have to go off and die?","text_w_direction":"[singing] Bye, bye, Ms. Chair Model lady. I dreamt that we were married and you treated me nice. We had lots of kids...drinking whiskey and rye, oh why'd you have to go off and die? Why'd you have to go off [with Dwight] and die?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17289,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael/Dwight","text":"OH! You believe in rock 'n roll. Can music save your mortal soul? And then can you have to dance real slow. Well, I know that you're in love with him. 'Cause I saw you dancing in the gym. 'You both kicked off your shoes. Those rhythm and blues...","text_w_direction":"[singing] OH! You believe in rock 'n roll. Can music save your mortal soul? And then [jumbling up the words] can you have to dance real slow. Well, I know that you're in love with him. 'Cause I saw you dancing in the gym. [more jumbled words] 'You both kicked off your shoes. Those rhythm and blues...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17290,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Return.","text_w_direction":"Return.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17291,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Rhythm and blues...","text_w_direction":"Rhythm and blues...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17292,"season":4,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Chair Model","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"This'll be the day that I died.","text_w_direction":"This'll be [with Dwight] the day that I died.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":2095,"air_date":"2008-04-17"}
{"index":17293,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"What's wrong Michael?","text_w_direction":"What's wrong Michael?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17294,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I got gum in my hair.","text_w_direction":"I got gum in my hair.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17295,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"You do.","text_w_direction":"You do.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17296,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"This just stinks. Don't touch it, please don't touch it.","text_w_direction":"This just stinks. Don't touch it, please don't touch it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17297,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"You've got a ton of dandruff.","text_w_direction":"You've got a ton of dandruff.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17298,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"OK, let me be.","text_w_direction":"OK, let me be.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17299,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"How'd you get gum in your hair?","text_w_direction":"How'd you get gum in your hair?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17300,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I was walking in and I noticed something shinny under Stanley's car and I got under to see what it was and I messed up my hair, all for a stupid piece of tinfoil.","text_w_direction":"I was walking in and I noticed something shinny under Stanley's car and I got under to see what it was and I messed up my hair, all for a stupid piece of tinfoil.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17301,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"But best case scenario, you thought it was a quarter.","text_w_direction":"But best case scenario, you thought it was a quarter.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17302,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Kill me... right now.","text_w_direction":"Kill me... right now.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17303,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"We have peanut butter in the kitchen.","text_w_direction":"We have peanut butter in the kitchen.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17304,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I don't feel like peanut butter. Get me an ice cream sandwich.","text_w_direction":"I don't feel like peanut butter. Get me an ice cream sandwich.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17305,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Nope. Not for you it's for your hair, and it is 9 am.","text_w_direction":"Nope. Not for you it's for your hair, and it is 9 am.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17306,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"No Dwight, not the good peanut butter. People are going to get mad.","text_w_direction":"No Dwight, not the good peanut butter. People are going to get mad.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17307,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, hey, hey. This is my hair we're talking about.","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey, hey. This is my hair we're talking about.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17308,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Smells good.","text_w_direction":"Smells good.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17309,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Taste good too.","text_w_direction":"Taste good too.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17310,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh don't. That's disgusting.","text_w_direction":"Oh don't. That's disgusting.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17311,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Wow! Lot of calories.","text_w_direction":"Wow! Lot of calories.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17312,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well just don't leave it on too long. Keep massaging please. Ah yeah, that's nice.","text_w_direction":"Well just don't leave it on too long. Keep massaging please. Ah yeah, that's nice.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17313,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey Michael, how was your date last night?","text_w_direction":"Hey Michael, how was your date last night?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17314,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[sighs]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17315,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I will be honest; the dating has not been going well. Look, men are visual creatures. We crave beauty, like a piece of fine art by any number of renowned artists, or an arty photograph of Cindy Crawford nude... that, but the women I'm getting fixed up with are, egh! Not that they aren't nice, or that have great personalities, they just... They just lack a certain... Crawfordness.","text_w_direction":"I will be honest; the dating has not been going well. Look, men are visual creatures. We crave beauty, like a piece of fine art by any number of renowned artists, or an arty photograph of Cindy Crawford nude... that, but the women I'm getting fixed up with are, egh! Not that they aren't nice, or that have great personalities, they just... They just lack a certain... Crawfordness.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17316,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"I am livid, Absolutely livid.","text_w_direction":"I am livid, Absolutely livid.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17317,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"It's ridiculous.","text_w_direction":"It's ridiculous.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17318,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Yes, I'm having the Scranton branch come in on one Saturday so they can re-enter sales that they made on the phone as sales that were made by the website which they should have done in the first place, if the website had been working.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I'm having the Scranton branch come in on one Saturday so they can re-enter sales that they made on the phone as sales that were made by the website which they should have done in the first place, if the website had been working.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17319,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"My favorite branch. How's everybody doing?","text_w_direction":"My favorite branch. How's everybody doing?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17320,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Hey man, you mind if I run something by you?","text_w_direction":"Hey man, you mind if I run something by you?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17321,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Love it. Go.","text_w_direction":"Love it. Go.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17322,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Well, I kinda feel like what we have going for us is our customer service, and no matter how we change this up, I don't know that a website's going to be able to replace that.","text_w_direction":"Well, I kinda feel like what we have going for us is our customer service, and no matter how we change this up, I don't know that a website's going to be able to replace that.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17323,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"I can tell you thought about this a lot, I appreciate that.","text_w_direction":"I can tell you thought about this a lot, I appreciate that.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17324,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17325,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"David Wallace does too. You told him all about this at the Christmas party, right?","text_w_direction":"David Wallace does too. You told him all about this at the Christmas party, right?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17326,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Did I? I don't...","text_w_direction":"Did I? I don't...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17327,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"You did. Yeah.","text_w_direction":"You did. Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17328,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Hmm.","text_w_direction":"Hmm.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17329,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Watch your back Jim. I'm just kidding.","text_w_direction":"Watch your back Jim. I'm just kidding.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17330,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Ladies and Gentlemen, may I have your attention please. I know that a lot of you are very angry with Ryan because he is the reason we all have to come in tomorrow, however, I swear to God, If any of you hurts him in any way emotionally or taunts him or makes fun of his height or his half beard or...","text_w_direction":"Ladies and Gentlemen, may I have your attention please. I know that a lot of you are very angry with Ryan because he is the reason we all have to come in tomorrow, however, I swear to God, If any of you hurts him in any way emotionally or taunts him or makes fun of his height or his half beard or...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17331,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Ok thanks Michael.","text_w_direction":"Ok thanks Michael.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17332,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17333,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"I'm here today to do some creative problem solving about Dunder Mifflin Infinity and field your questions.","text_w_direction":"I'm here today to do some creative problem solving about Dunder Mifflin Infinity and field your questions.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17334,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Question.","text_w_direction":"Question.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17335,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17336,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Why am I being forced to come in tomorrow and pretend that a website made sales that I made?","text_w_direction":"Why am I being forced to come in tomorrow and pretend that a website made sales that I made?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17337,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"This is a temporary measure to increase the legitimacy of the site.","text_w_direction":"This is a temporary measure to increase the legitimacy of the site.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17338,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"I don't like when my clients call me to help them use the website, I'm not seeing commissions on that.","text_w_direction":"I don't like when my clients call me to help them use the website, I'm not seeing commissions on that.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17339,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"I hear you Stanley, that is a great observation. Problems like that will not happen when we launch Dunder Mifflin Infinity 2 point O.","text_w_direction":"I hear you Stanley, that is a great observation. Problems like that will not happen when we launch Dunder Mifflin Infinity 2 point O.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17340,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"When will that be?","text_w_direction":"When will that be?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17341,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"TBD. Phyllis?","text_w_direction":"TBD. Phyllis?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17342,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Did the police solve the problem with the...","text_w_direction":"Did the police solve the problem with the...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17343,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Yes, yes they did, yes they did.","text_w_direction":"Yes, yes they did, yes they did.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17344,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Yes, the social networking feature of the Dunder Mifflin Infinity website was infiltrated by sexual predators.","text_w_direction":"Yes, the social networking feature of the Dunder Mifflin Infinity website was infiltrated by sexual predators.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17345,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't understand why our website has to have social networking at all.","text_w_direction":"I don't understand why our website has to have social networking at all.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17346,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, I actually have to agree with Dwight on that one.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I actually have to agree with Dwight on that one.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17347,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"It's all about creating a one stop shop consumer experience, alright? You're chatting with your friends, you're talking about the latest music, about the election; all of it is happening in our virtual paper store.","text_w_direction":"It's all about creating a one stop shop consumer experience, alright? You're chatting with your friends, you're talking about the latest music, about the election; all of it is happening in our virtual paper store.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17348,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"And then an older gentleman asked you \"Boxers or briefs?\"","text_w_direction":"And then an older gentleman asked you \"Boxers or briefs?\"","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17349,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Creed","text":"I don't get the big fuss here, I like the site.","text_w_direction":"I don't get the big fuss here, I like the site.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17350,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"If I'd have created a website with as many problems, I'd kill myself.","text_w_direction":"If I'd have created a website with as many problems, I'd kill myself.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17351,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Do you have a question Kelly?","text_w_direction":"Do you have a question Kelly?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17352,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Yeah I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare you?","text_w_direction":"Yeah I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare you?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17353,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Ryan has done a very good job, and I am not applauding sarcastically. Think about it, a month ago nobody would go on this site because we were worried about getting molested, or losing our identity, having it stolen. But now, at a time TDB, all of the problems will be in the past. Ya done good kid, ya done good.","text_w_direction":"[slow clapping] Ryan has done a very good job, and I am not applauding sarcastically. Think about it, a month ago nobody would go on this site because we were worried about getting molested, or losing our identity, having it stolen. But now, at a time TDB, all of the problems will be in the past. Ya done good kid, ya done good.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17354,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well it has been nice seeing you again my friend.","text_w_direction":"Well it has been nice seeing you again my friend.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17355,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"You too.","text_w_direction":"You too.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17356,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh Ryan, I need a girlfriend so bad.","text_w_direction":"Oh Ryan, I need a girlfriend so bad. [hugs Ryan]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17357,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Michael let me go. Let me go Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael let me go. Let me go Michael.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17358,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Argh. Alright. Do you know any girls in New York you might want to hook me up with? Some that might be interested in a guy like me.","text_w_direction":"Argh. Alright. Do you know any girls in New York you might want to hook me up with? Some that might be interested in a guy like me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17359,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Na.","text_w_direction":"Na.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17360,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Na?","text_w_direction":"Na?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17361,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Sorry man.","text_w_direction":"Sorry man.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17362,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well you tried.","text_w_direction":"Well you tried.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17363,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"But seriously, you should see the girls I meet at clubs in the city.","text_w_direction":"But seriously, you should see the girls I meet at clubs in the city.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17364,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17365,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Unreal.","text_w_direction":"Unreal.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17366,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"They sound great.","text_w_direction":"They sound great.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17367,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Bye everyone. Stay real Scranton, alright. Peace.","text_w_direction":"Bye everyone. Stay real Scranton, alright. Peace.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17368,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Would you have s*x with Meredith?","text_w_direction":"Would you have s*x with Meredith?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17369,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17370,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Do you think she'd keep it quiet?","text_w_direction":"Do you think she'd keep it quiet?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17371,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I'm gonna go to my desk.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna go to my desk.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17372,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Jim, it's not the horniness, ok it's the loneliness that...","text_w_direction":"Jim, it's not the horniness, ok it's the loneliness that...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17373,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17374,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Let's go to New York. We'll go clubbing with Ryan.","text_w_direction":"Let's go to New York. We'll go clubbing with Ryan.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17375,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I can't.","text_w_direction":"I can't.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17376,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes you can, you're single, I'm single. It'll be awesome.","text_w_direction":"Yes you can, you're single, I'm single. It'll be awesome.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17377,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I'm not single.","text_w_direction":"I'm not single.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17378,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Who you dating?","text_w_direction":"Who you dating?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17379,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Pam.","text_w_direction":"Pam.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17380,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"That's still going on?","text_w_direction":"That's still going on?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17381,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, Dwight grab your stuff, we're going to New York to party with Ryan and to meet girls.","text_w_direction":"Ok, Dwight grab your stuff, we're going to New York to party with Ryan and to meet girls.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17382,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17383,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Oh yes! Count me in dudes. I am in some serious need of some bro' time. Old ball and chain's been a lot more chain than ball lately if you know what I'm saying.","text_w_direction":"Oh yes! Count me in dudes. I am in some serious need of some bro' time. Old ball and chain's been a lot more chain than ball lately if you know what I'm saying.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17384,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"I'm right here.","text_w_direction":"I'm right here.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17385,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"No, singles only, singles only. Also three is unlucky. Curse of three.","text_w_direction":"No, singles only, singles only. Also three is unlucky. Curse of three.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17386,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Sorry Andy. Cannot take any chances on curses, not tonight. Let's go. Everybody, I will see you tomorrow, Saturday morning, probably wearing the same clothes that I am wearing right now, If you catch my drift.","text_w_direction":"Sorry Andy. Cannot take any chances on curses, not tonight. Let's go. Everybody, I will see you tomorrow, Saturday morning, probably wearing the same clothes that I am wearing right now, If you catch my drift.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17387,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"We get it.","text_w_direction":"We get it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17388,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I am going to go get laid. Goodbye.","text_w_direction":"I am going to go get laid. Goodbye.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17389,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"With s*x!","text_w_direction":"[laughs] With s*x!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17390,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"That's... I, I think that...","text_w_direction":"That's... I, I think that...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17391,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"You know what? If we all stayed a couple of hours late tonight without Michael distracting us, we wouldn't have to come in at all tomorrow.","text_w_direction":"You know what? If we all stayed a couple of hours late tonight without Michael distracting us, we wouldn't have to come in at all tomorrow.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17392,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"So I caught everyone before they left and I told them my idea, and they loved it. Because this is a group that respects good ideas... the one time a year they hear one.","text_w_direction":"So I caught everyone before they left and I told them my idea, and they loved it. Because this is a group that respects good ideas... the one time a year they hear one.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17393,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Ryan's assistant told us that he would be at this club this evening. It is called Prerogative.","text_w_direction":"Ryan's assistant told us that he would be at this club this evening. It is called Prerogative.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17394,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Place is packed.","text_w_direction":"Place is packed.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17395,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Fire hazard.","text_w_direction":"Fire hazard.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17396,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Packed with beautiful babies. Swingers. Classic. John Favreau, tall guy from DodgeBall.","text_w_direction":"Packed with beautiful babies. Swingers. Classic. John Favreau, tall guy from DodgeBall.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17397,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Women look like white slaves.","text_w_direction":"Women look like white slaves.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17398,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, they're just hotties.","text_w_direction":"No, they're just hotties.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17399,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"I don't know man, when you think about it, Cabo's really the third world. I don't go to a place like that to see more poverty you know. You go there to get some glamour.","text_w_direction":"I don't know man, when you think about it, Cabo's really the third world. I don't go to a place like that to see more poverty you know. You go there to get some glamour.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17400,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17401,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17402,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17403,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"What are you doing here?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing here?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17404,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well you know, just taking you up on your offer to party, so tada.","text_w_direction":"Well you know, just taking you up on your offer to party, so tada.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17405,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"That is so awesome man!","text_w_direction":"That is so awesome man!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17406,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Alright!","text_w_direction":"Alright!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17407,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"And you brought this guy!","text_w_direction":"And you brought this guy!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17408,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17409,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Aww!","text_w_direction":"Aww!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17410,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Ryan, it's Michael and Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Ryan, it's Michael and Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17411,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"I know it's you guys.","text_w_direction":"I know it's you guys.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17412,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17413,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"I'm so psyched you're here!","text_w_direction":"I'm so psyched you're here!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17414,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well.","text_w_direction":"Well.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17415,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Woooo!","text_w_direction":"Woooo!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17416,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Alright!","text_w_direction":"Alright!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17417,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Let's get a drink.","text_w_direction":"Let's get a drink.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17418,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Let's do it!","text_w_direction":"Let's do it!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17419,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Thanks a lot guys, Good job.","text_w_direction":"Thanks a lot guys, Good job.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17420,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Later.","text_w_direction":"Later.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17421,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Nice job everybody. Great work.","text_w_direction":"Nice job everybody. Great work.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17422,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"Did you not tell the security guard we were working late?","text_w_direction":"Did you not tell the security guard we were working late?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17423,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Nope. I didn't, but let's go inside and I can call him right now.","text_w_direction":"Nope. I didn't, but let's go inside and I can call him right now.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17424,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"You can't, I locked the office from the inside when we left.","text_w_direction":"You can't, I locked the office from the inside when we left.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17425,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"Perfect, you guys worked together on this one. If I'm not in my bath with a glass of red wine in an hour, you're both dead.","text_w_direction":"Perfect, you guys worked together on this one. If I'm not in my bath with a glass of red wine in an hour, you're both dead.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17426,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"There is a master key and a spare key for the office. Dwight has them both. When I asked, \"What if you die Dwight, how will we get into the office?\" He said, \"If I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks.\"","text_w_direction":"There is a master key and a spare key for the office. Dwight has them both. When I asked, \"What if you die Dwight, how will we get into the office?\" He said, \"If I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks.\"","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17427,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Guys, I want you to meet a really good friend of mine, this is Troy.","text_w_direction":"Guys, I want you to meet a really good friend of mine, this is Troy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17428,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, nice to meet you.","text_w_direction":"Hey, nice to meet you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17429,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Troy","text":"Hey, how ya doing?","text_w_direction":"Hey, how ya doing?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17430,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, Dwight. You resemble a Tolkien character.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Dwight. You resemble a Tolkien character.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17431,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Ah, he basically is man. He's a regular banking wizard.","text_w_direction":"Ah, he basically is man. He's a regular banking wizard.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17432,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"No, no, no. Not a wizard, a hobbit.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no. Not a wizard, a hobbit.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17433,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Bottle service ya'll?","text_w_direction":"Bottle service ya'll?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17434,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh ok, all I know is I would like some chicken fingers and a Midori Sour.","text_w_direction":"Oh ok, all I know is I would like some chicken fingers and a Midori Sour.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17435,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Waitress","text":"We don't serve food here.","text_w_direction":"We don't serve food here.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17436,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh ok, then just bring me two cups, one with olives and another filled with maraschino cherries.","text_w_direction":"Oh ok, then just bring me two cups, one with olives and another filled with maraschino cherries.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17437,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Do you live in a regular sized house?","text_w_direction":"Do you live in a regular sized house?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17438,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah. He's a normal guy, he's cool.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. He's a normal guy, he's cool.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17439,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"You really don't have his phone number?","text_w_direction":"You really don't have his phone number?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17440,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I told you, I have the number that rings here. Do you want that number?","text_w_direction":"I told you, I have the number that rings here. Do you want that number?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17441,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"I might have it in here.","text_w_direction":"I might have it in here.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17442,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Aw! That's great Toby.","text_w_direction":"Aw! That's great Toby.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17443,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"It's so random that I have it.","text_w_direction":"It's so random that I have it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17444,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Toby, you're the best.","text_w_direction":"Toby, you're the best.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17445,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"When I put it in I thought it would be a waste of time, but I guess it was worth it.","text_w_direction":"When I put it in I thought it would be a waste of time, but I guess it was worth it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17446,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Great, It's under here as Security Guard home. Did you not get his name? Or...","text_w_direction":"Great, It's under here as Security Guard home. Did you not get his name? Or...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17447,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17448,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"It's ringing. Does anybody have his name? Quick.","text_w_direction":"It's ringing. Does anybody have his name? Quick.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17449,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Yes, it's Eddie.","text_w_direction":"Yes, it's Eddie.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17450,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"It's not, it's not Eddie, it's ah, Evan or...","text_w_direction":"It's not, it's not Eddie, it's ah, Evan or...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17451,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Creed","text":"Hank, his name is Hank.","text_w_direction":"Hank, his name is Hank.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17452,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No guys his name's not Hank, it's ah, is it Edgar?","text_w_direction":"No guys his name's not Hank, it's ah, is it Edgar?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17453,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Elliot.","text_w_direction":"Elliot.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17454,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Elliot!","text_w_direction":"Elliot!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17455,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Is it Elliot? Hey ch... chief, this is Jim Halpert from um... where you work. You're the guy who sits behind the desk... you're, you're the, the Afri... African-American guy, I mean you're. Ah... Who, Who've I got here?","text_w_direction":"Is it Elliot? Hey ch... chief, this is Jim Halpert from um... where you work. You're the guy who sits behind the desk... you're, you're the, the Afri... African-American guy, I mean you're. Ah... Who, Who've I got here?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17456,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Dwight Schrute man. How's Schrute Farms?","text_w_direction":"Dwight Schrute man. How's Schrute Farms?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17457,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Good.","text_w_direction":"Good.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17458,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"This guy owns his own beet farm.","text_w_direction":"This guy owns his own beet farm.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17459,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Troy","text":"Insane.","text_w_direction":"Insane.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17460,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Well it's weevil season but we were prepared.","text_w_direction":"Well it's weevil season but we were prepared.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17461,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Weevils, what a crazy word man. What? I don't even know what that means. What does that mean?","text_w_direction":"Weevils, what a crazy word man. What? I don't even know what that means. What does that mean?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17462,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"They lay their eggs inside the unripe beet root, then come spring time the babies eat their way out.","text_w_direction":"They lay their eggs inside the unripe beet root, then come spring time the babies eat their way out.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17463,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Crazy. That's too much for me man, I'm gonna hit the bathroom.","text_w_direction":"Crazy. That's too much for me man, I'm gonna hit the bathroom.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17464,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"You've already been several times.","text_w_direction":"You've already been several times.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17465,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17466,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Maybe you have some kinda bladder infection.","text_w_direction":"Maybe you have some kinda bladder infection.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17467,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"I don't know, maybe.","text_w_direction":"I don't know, maybe.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17468,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I'll order you some cranberry juice.","text_w_direction":"I'll order you some cranberry juice.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17469,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"With vodka, you're the best.","text_w_direction":"With vodka, you're the best.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17470,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Do you have powers?","text_w_direction":"[to troy] Do you have powers?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17471,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh thank you Hank. You are a lifesaver, Hank. Appreciate it. Alright, so Hank is gonna come down here and he's gonna let us all out. He said it should just be under an hour, so... we did it.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Oh thank you Hank. You are a lifesaver, Hank. Appreciate it. [to office co-workers] Alright, so Hank is gonna come down here and he's gonna let us all out. [lowers voice] He said it should just be under an hour, so... [everyone groans] we did it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17472,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"We should all make sure to give him a big tip this Christmas.","text_w_direction":"We should all make sure to give him a big tip this Christmas.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17473,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Sorry guys, but I don't think I tipped him for last year's.","text_w_direction":"Sorry guys, but I don't think I tipped him for last year's.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17474,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Yeah, neither did I.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, neither did I.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17475,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Jim was supposed to collect it.","text_w_direction":"Jim was supposed to collect it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17476,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yup...","text_w_direction":"Yup...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17477,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Way to go, man.","text_w_direction":"Way to go, man.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17478,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Now he's never gonna come.","text_w_direction":"Now he's never gonna come.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17479,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"By a show of hands, who thinks we're a better couple than Jim and Pam?","text_w_direction":"By a show of hands, who thinks we're a better couple than Jim and Pam? [people raise hands]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17480,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Phyllis.","text_w_direction":"Phyllis.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17481,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I umm, thought about getting a tattoo on my back as well at one point. I was thinking about getting \"Back to the Future.\" \"Back\" because it's on my back and \"Future\" because I'm the kind of guy who likes to look ahead into the future. I just think a tattoo should mean something, you know? And it's my second favorite movie.","text_w_direction":"I umm, thought about getting a tattoo on my back as well at one point. I was thinking about getting \"Back to the Future.\" \"Back\" because it's on my back and \"Future\" because I'm the kind of guy who likes to look ahead into the future. I just think a tattoo should mean something, you know? And it's my second favorite movie.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17482,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Girl in Club","text":"I've never heard of that movie.","text_w_direction":"I've never heard of that movie.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17483,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Back to the Future? Oh, wow. Well you should take a, a film education course.","text_w_direction":"Back to the Future? [she shakes head] Oh, wow. Well you should take a, a film education course.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17484,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Girl in Club","text":"How old are you?","text_w_direction":"How old are you?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17485,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Forty... I'm in my forties.","text_w_direction":"Forty... I'm in my forties.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17486,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Girl in Club","text":"Wow. That's so cool.","text_w_direction":"Wow. That's so cool.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17487,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Nuhh...","text_w_direction":"Nuhh...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17488,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Girl in Club","text":"Well I'm gonna go back to my group now.","text_w_direction":"Well I'm gonna go back to my group now.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17489,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, OK.","text_w_direction":"Oh, OK.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17490,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Girl in Club","text":"Thanks for the drink.","text_w_direction":"Thanks for the drink.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17491,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You are welcome.","text_w_direction":"You are welcome.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17492,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"This place is like sexy pre-school.","text_w_direction":"This place is like sexy pre-school.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17493,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Did you want a place where we could meet older women?","text_w_direction":"Did you want a place where we could meet older women?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17494,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I would love a place where we could meet older girls.","text_w_direction":"I would love a place where we could meet older girls.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17495,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Hell yeah. I'll hook it up.","text_w_direction":"Hell yeah. I'll hook it up. [smashes beer bottle on the floor]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17496,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Ahh, wow. That's dangerous.","text_w_direction":"Ahh, wow. That's dangerous.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17497,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Check again, Ryan Howard.","text_w_direction":"[to bouncer] Check again, Ryan Howard.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17498,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Excuse me.","text_w_direction":"[to tall woman in front of him, tapping her shoulder] Excuse me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17499,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Tall Girl #1","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17500,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"How did you all find each other?","text_w_direction":"[referring to girls in front of him] How did you all find each other?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17501,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Tall Girl #1","text":"Uh, we're the Jersey State Varsity Basketball team. Northeast Regional Champs.","text_w_direction":"Uh, we're the Jersey State Varsity Basketball team. Northeast Regional Champs.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17502,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"All Girls","text":"Wooo!","text_w_direction":"Wooo!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17503,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Amazons.","text_w_direction":"Amazons.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17504,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"It's off. It's not the dude I know. It's some other loser who won't let us in without chicks.","text_w_direction":"[to Dwight, Michael and Troy] It's off. It's not the dude I know. It's some other loser who won't let us in without chicks.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17505,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You're kidding.","text_w_direction":"You're kidding.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17506,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Let's bail.","text_w_direction":"Let's bail. [starts to leave]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17507,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok, wai, wai, wai, wait, wait. You two, Jersey State girls, let's go.","text_w_direction":"Ok, wai, wai, wai, wait, wait. [turns Ryan around annd points to basketball players] You two, Jersey State girls, let's go.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17508,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Tall Girl #2","text":"We're not going unless we can all go.","text_w_direction":"We're not going unless we can all go.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17509,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"OK. You know what, fine. Let's go, two girls to a guy. Come on, let's do it. C'mon, Ryan. Move out. OK, three or four with him. Let's go, c'mon. Here we go.","text_w_direction":"OK. You know what, fine. Let's go, two girls to a guy. Come on, let's do it. C'mon, Ryan. Move out. OK, three or four with him [referring to Troy]. Let's go, c'mon. Here we go.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17510,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Hey, look what I found in the back. Wanna play? Teach you to throw.","text_w_direction":"Hey, look what I found in the back. [shows a football to Pam] Wanna play? Teach you to throw.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17511,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I know how to throw a football.","text_w_direction":"I know how to throw a football.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17512,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Course you do.","text_w_direction":"Course you do.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17513,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, Pam! Hit me up! Go long. Woo!","text_w_direction":"Yeah, Pam! Hit me up! Go long. Woo! [Pam throws football, hits Meredith's face]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17514,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Owww!","text_w_direction":"Owww!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17515,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh God.","text_w_direction":"Oh God.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17516,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Bartender","text":"There you go.","text_w_direction":"There you go.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17517,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait, wait a minute, what's this, I didn't order this?","text_w_direction":"Wait, wait a minute, what's this, I didn't order this?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17518,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Bartender","text":"It's for you. From them.","text_w_direction":"It's for you. From them. [points to Jersey State girls across the bar]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17519,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh. [dumps drink out]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17520,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Troy","text":"What are you doing man?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing man?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17521,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"It's not safe. Anything could have been in there. Nice try.","text_w_direction":"It's not safe. Anything could have been in there. [to girls] Nice try.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17522,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I've never met anyone who does that. You wash dogs? Very cool.","text_w_direction":"I've never met anyone who does that. You wash dogs? Very cool.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17523,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Girl in 2nd club","text":"That's one aspect of small pet grooming. What do you do?","text_w_direction":"That's one aspect of small pet grooming. What do you do?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17524,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I am a bank teller.","text_w_direction":"I am a bank teller.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17525,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Ryan told me to always tell women you work in finance.","text_w_direction":"Ryan told me to always tell women you work in finance.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17526,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Girl in 2nd club","text":"Cool.","text_w_direction":"Cool.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17527,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I think so.","text_w_direction":"I think so.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17528,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Girl in 2nd club","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17529,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, I have fun.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I have fun.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17530,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Girl in 2nd club","text":"I'm just gonna just use the powder room.","text_w_direction":"I'm just gonna just use the powder room.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17531,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17532,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Girl in 2nd club","text":"So I'll see ya soon.","text_w_direction":"So I'll see ya soon.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17533,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Very perfect. Oh my This needs to be shared.","text_w_direction":"Very perfect. [girl walks away, Michael laughs] Oh my [notices Dwight making out with Tall Girl #1] This needs to be shared. [takes a picture with his camera phone] [Cut to the office - All Office co-workers cell phones go off. They notice the picture Michael has sent and all groan]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17534,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"She washes dogs.","text_w_direction":"She washes dogs.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17535,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"You're doing it man.","text_w_direction":"You're doing it man.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17536,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I know. I don't wanna get ahead of myself, but I think I want her to meet my mom.","text_w_direction":"I know. I don't wanna get ahead of myself, but I think I want her to meet my mom.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17537,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Hey man, you ever think there's gonna be this massive nuclear holocaust, and after all the major nations are destroyed they'll just be the tribes in the jungle that rise up and survive? The jungle war fare's gonna rule the world?","text_w_direction":"Hey man, you ever think there's gonna be this massive nuclear holocaust, and after all the major nations are destroyed they'll just be the tribes in the jungle that rise up and survive? The jungle war fare's gonna rule the world?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17538,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, maybe.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, maybe. [notices previous girl talking to another guy]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17539,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"It's inevitable, right?","text_w_direction":"It's inevitable, right?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17540,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hmm...","text_w_direction":"Hmm...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17541,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Please don't pick up, please don't pick up, please don't pick up.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Please don't pick up, please don't pick up, please don't pick up.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17542,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Hank","text":"Hello?","text_w_direction":"Hello?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17543,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Haaank. Is that you?","text_w_direction":"Haaank. Is that you?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17544,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Hank","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17545,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Still haven't left the house yet, huh?","text_w_direction":"Still haven't left the house yet, huh?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17546,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Hank","text":"I'll get ready to leave.","text_w_direction":"I'll get ready to leave.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17547,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Good. Please hurry.","text_w_direction":"Good. Please hurry.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17548,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Hank","text":"Stop calling me so I can put on my damn socks!","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Stop calling me so I can put on my damn socks!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17549,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Will do. I'll stop calling.","text_w_direction":"Will do. [hangs up] I'll stop calling.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17550,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I am. I am getting out there. Well, no I've asked a lot of girls to dance mom. They're just, it's not... Yes, I shaved above my neck. Oh my God, mom, I gotta go. One of my friends is getting beaten up by some girls.","text_w_direction":"[on phonne] I am. I am getting out there. Well, no I've asked a lot of girls to dance mom. They're just, it's not... [Ryan is dancing feverishly and falls over] Yes, I shaved above my neck. Oh my God, mom, I gotta go. One of my friends is getting beaten up by some girls.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17551,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Actually, it's kind of too bad we're not coming into work tomorrow.","text_w_direction":"Actually, it's kind of too bad we're not coming into work tomorrow.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17552,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17553,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I bet Michael had some elaborate theme party planned, like Scrambled Egg Saturday.","text_w_direction":"I bet Michael had some elaborate theme party planned, like Scrambled Egg Saturday. [a few chuckles]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17554,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"More like \"Everyone let's get your boss laid Saturday.\" I have an announcement uh, to make. I am moving to Costa Rica. Thought about it for a long time now. And I'm finally gonna do it. So, I'm just gonna hop the fence and jog home now.","text_w_direction":"More like \"Everyone let's get your boss laid Saturday.\" [more laughs] [Toby puts his hand on Pam's knee, everyone stares, Toby removes his hand] I have an announcement uh, to make. I am moving to Costa Rica. Thought about it for a long time now. And I'm finally gonna do it. So, I'm just gonna hop the fence and jog home now. [runs out of lobby and climbs the fence and jogs away]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17555,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Those girls really wailed on you bad.","text_w_direction":"[Michael and Troy dragging Ryan out of the club] Those girls really wailed on you bad.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17556,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Why wouldn't they let me dance?","text_w_direction":"Why wouldn't they let me dance?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17557,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well...","text_w_direction":"Well...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17558,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Troy","text":"OK I gotta go. Do not take him to a hospital.","text_w_direction":"OK I gotta go. Do not take him to a hospital. [runs away]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17559,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Pretty weird.","text_w_direction":"Pretty weird. [Dwight and tall girl run out of club]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17560,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Tall Girl #1","text":"You have to go with me.","text_w_direction":"[to Dwight] You have to go with me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17561,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I do, I have to go.","text_w_direction":"I do, I have to go.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17562,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Tall Girl #1","text":"Stay. Stay, please?","text_w_direction":"Stay. Stay, please?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17563,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"No, I have to go. Good luck against Conn College, alright?","text_w_direction":"No, I have to go. Good luck against Conn College, alright?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17564,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Tall Girl #1","text":"Call me.","text_w_direction":"Call me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17565,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh huh. I'm not gonna call her.","text_w_direction":"Uh huh. [to Ryan and Michael] I'm not gonna call her.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17566,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Let's go.","text_w_direction":"Let's go.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17567,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"I don't wanna go back in.","text_w_direction":"I don't wanna go back in.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17568,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I know, here we go.","text_w_direction":"I know, here we go.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17569,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Cleaning people. Oscar. OK, so all you need to do is explain to them what happened, 'cause I think they can help us.","text_w_direction":"[notices cleaning crew coming up to the gate] Cleaning people. Oscar. [everyone starts to walk outside] OK, so all you need to do is explain to them what happened, 'cause I think they can help us.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17570,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Why are you assuming they only speak Spanish?","text_w_direction":"Why are you assuming they only speak Spanish?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17571,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I... just... if they speak Spanish.","text_w_direction":"I... just... if they speak Spanish.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17572,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Good evening, we locked ourselves in. Nosotros trabajamos aqui, nos trancamos, OK?","text_w_direction":"[to cleaning people] Good evening, we locked ourselves in. [women don't respond] Nosotros trabajamos aqui, nos trancamos, OK?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17573,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Cleaning lady","text":"Ohh...","text_w_direction":"Ohh...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17574,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"They happened to speak Spanish.","text_w_direction":"They happened to speak Spanish.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17575,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Lucky us.","text_w_direction":"Lucky us.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17576,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"This is a one time thing, you know that right?","text_w_direction":"This is a one time thing, you know that right? [they walk into Ryan's apartment]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17577,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17578,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"This is it.","text_w_direction":"This is it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17579,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17580,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"This is where the magic happens.","text_w_direction":"This is where the magic happens.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17581,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Nice.","text_w_direction":"Nice.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17582,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Very nice.","text_w_direction":"Very nice.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17583,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"One of you guys can have the sofa, and one of you guys can have...","text_w_direction":"One of you guys can have the sofa, and one of you guys can have...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17584,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I got sofa. I got sofa.","text_w_direction":"I got sofa. I got sofa.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17585,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight, I'm the boss.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, I'm the boss.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17586,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I got floor.","text_w_direction":"I got floor.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17587,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Case anyone needs to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, I don't wannna get my head stepped on.","text_w_direction":"Case anyone needs to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, I don't wannna get my head stepped on.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17588,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Do you want me to sing you a song my mother used to sing me, when we were sick?","text_w_direction":"[to Ryan] Do you want me to sing you a song my mother used to sing me, when we were sick?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17589,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No. [Dwight starts singing in German]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17590,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight, shh shh. Dwight. Leave him alone.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, shh shh. Dwight. Leave him alone.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17591,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"It's a lullaby.","text_w_direction":"It's a lullaby.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17592,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Shh. Ryan, Ryan, we're going to take your clothes off.","text_w_direction":"Shh. Ryan, Ryan, we're going to take your clothes off.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17593,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"No. Guys, I think my friend Troy might have a drug problem. What do I do?","text_w_direction":"No. Guys, I think my friend Troy might have a drug problem. What do I do?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17594,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I think his species might have a higher tolerance than ours.","text_w_direction":"I think his species might have a higher tolerance than ours.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17595,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Shh, just stop. Here's what you do. You tell him that you're his friend and that you're gonna help him and that everyone's gonna be all right. And then you put a wire on him and you find out who's selling him drugs and then you get that guy and you flip up, turn him into a snitch. You follow that guy to the people who's really really bad. Been watching The Wire recently. I don't understand a word of it.","text_w_direction":"Shh, just stop. Here's what you do. You tell him that you're his friend and that you're gonna help him and that everyone's gonna be all right. And then you put a wire on him and you find out who's selling him drugs and then you get that guy and you flip up, turn him into a snitch. You follow that guy to the people who's really really bad. Been watching The Wire recently. I don't understand a word of it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17596,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Guys, I'm going to sleep. You can leave the light on if you want, but please stop talking, OK?","text_w_direction":"Guys, I'm going to sleep. You can leave the light on if you want, but please stop talking, OK?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17597,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"OK. Good night Ryan.","text_w_direction":"OK. Good night Ryan.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17598,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Best night ever.","text_w_direction":"Best night ever.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17599,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Like I said, it's not about the horniness, it's about the loneliness. And how can I be lonely with my boys? Like a famous person once said, Boys on the side. But I don't, I disagree, I say... let's hear it for the boys.","text_w_direction":"Like I said, it's not about the horniness, it's about the loneliness. And how can I be lonely with my boys? Like a famous person once said, Boys on the side. But I don't, I disagree, I say... let's hear it for the boys.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17600,"season":4,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Night Out","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Hank","text":"Son of a bitch.","text_w_direction":"[drives up to parking lot to notice all the office cars are gone] Son of a bitch.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2179,"air_date":"2008-04-24"}
{"index":17601,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Everybody! Everybody! Listen up, I need your ideas, now! Ideas please, right now! Go! Go! Come on!","text_w_direction":"Everybody! Everybody! Listen up, I need your ideas, now! Ideas please, right now! Go! Go! Come on!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17602,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Michael we don't know what you're talking about...","text_w_direction":"Michael we don't know what you're talking about...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17603,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Wet cement, outside. It's drying fast, come on. This is a lifelong dream. What do I write? What do I write?","text_w_direction":"Wet cement, outside. It's drying fast, come on. This is a lifelong dream. What do I write? What do I write?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17604,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Michael you could put your initials in it.","text_w_direction":"Michael you could put your initials in it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17605,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"M.G.S.? No. Some idiot named Mark Greg Sputnik will claim credit for it. I don't...","text_w_direction":"M.G.S.? No. Some idiot named Mark Greg Sputnik will claim credit for it. I don't...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17606,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah that's true.","text_w_direction":"Yeah that's true.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17607,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Once in a lifetime opportunity people! Come on, here we go!","text_w_direction":"Once in a lifetime opportunity people! Come on, here we go!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17608,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"We-- we--","text_w_direction":"We-- we--","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17609,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Here we go!","text_w_direction":"Here we go!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17610,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"Well--","text_w_direction":"Well--","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17611,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Let's, yes?","text_w_direction":"Let's, yes?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17612,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"When I was a little girl...","text_w_direction":"When I was a little girl...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17613,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Okay... Okay, do it! Go on! Great! Let's hear it!","text_w_direction":"Okay... Okay, do it! Go on! Great! Let's hear it!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17614,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"We-we found some wet cement in the park...","text_w_direction":"We-we found some wet cement in the park...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17615,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"It's drying, it's drying...","text_w_direction":"It's drying, it's drying...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17616,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"In our neighborhood...","text_w_direction":"In our neighborhood...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17617,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Alright, hablbelah, come on, Phyl!","text_w_direction":"Alright, hablbelah, come on, Phyl!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17618,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"What did we write?","text_w_direction":"What did we write?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17619,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Ahh come on!","text_w_direction":"Ahh come on!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17620,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Here it is, you should draw a picture...","text_w_direction":"Here it is, you should draw a picture...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17621,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17622,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Cause that says, that says...","text_w_direction":"Cause that says, that says...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17623,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17624,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"So much more than words...","text_w_direction":"So much more than words...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17625,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"No!! Come on, gimme something good!","text_w_direction":"No!! Come on, gimme something good!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17626,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"Ok, ok, I was watching E!, and I saw Will Smith outside the Chinese Theater, and omhmygod, he looked so good...","text_w_direction":"Ok, ok, I was watching E!, and I saw Will Smith outside the Chinese Theater, and omhmygod, he looked so good...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17627,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Pam, translate.","text_w_direction":"Pam, translate.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17628,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"She's talking about the handprints that celebrities make in the cement.","text_w_direction":"She's talking about the handprints that celebrities make in the cement.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17629,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I love it!","text_w_direction":"I love it!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17630,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"If you were a real star you would put your face in it.","text_w_direction":"If you were a real star you would put your face in it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17631,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I love it more!","text_w_direction":"I love it more!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17632,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"Michael that doesn't seem... safe.","text_w_direction":"Michael that doesn't seem... safe.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17633,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I... love it!! Haha, come on!","text_w_direction":"I... love it!! Haha, come on!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17634,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Come on!","text_w_direction":"Come on! [Kevin and Dwight laugh and follow Michael]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17635,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"We are here today, not to immortalize a man, but an idea... Maybe the idea of a man.","text_w_direction":"We are here today, not to immortalize a man, but an idea... Maybe the idea of a man.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17636,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Hurry, please.","text_w_direction":"[with petroleum jelly on his face] Hurry, please.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17637,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Greatness is only skin deep, some people say...","text_w_direction":"Greatness is only skin deep, some people say...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17638,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Can you breathe?","text_w_direction":"Can you breathe?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17639,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Well that's not true. Other people believe it's deeper inside...","text_w_direction":"Well that's not true. Other people believe it's deeper inside...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17640,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Hold your breath.","text_w_direction":"Hold your breath.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17641,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"And in this case...","text_w_direction":"And in this case...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17642,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Ready?","text_w_direction":"Ready?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17643,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"That's also not true.","text_w_direction":"That's also not true.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17644,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"And... go. Force it in as deep as you can.","text_w_direction":"And... go. [Michael sticks his face in the cement] Force it in as deep as you can.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17645,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"That's what she said.","text_w_direction":"[muffled] That's what she said.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17646,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Today is a very special day for me. And it's really not about me, it's about my grandkids, it's about my great grandkids... I can come back here when I'm 100, and I can find that piece of cement and say, \"That's me. Look kids, your daddy left that face hole...\" I dunno, it's a good feeling.","text_w_direction":"Today is a very special day for me. And it's really not about me, it's about my grandkids, it's about my great grandkids... I can come back here when I'm 100, and I can find that piece of cement and say, \"That's me. Look kids, your daddy left that face hole...\" I dunno, it's a good feeling.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17647,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Okay, adjective...","text_w_direction":"[playing with Madlibs] Okay, adjective...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17648,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"Um... tall. No, no, uh, nice.","text_w_direction":"Um... tall. No, no, uh, nice.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17649,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Good one. Okay, you ready?","text_w_direction":"Good one. Okay, you ready?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17650,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"Mmhmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmhmm.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17651,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"The tall man entered the nice building to visit a very nice man. \"Sit down, Mr. Smith, can I interest you in any good... cat food?\"","text_w_direction":"[reads] The tall man entered the nice building to visit a very nice man. \"Sit down, Mr. Smith, can I interest you in any good... cat food?\"","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17652,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"It's a man eating cat food.","text_w_direction":"[laughing] It's a man eating cat food.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17653,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"What about a cat eating man food?","text_w_direction":"What about a cat eating man food?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17654,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Andy and Angela seem very happy... I hope nothing horrible ever happens to them.","text_w_direction":"Andy and Angela seem very happy... I hope nothing horrible ever happens to them.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17655,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Um... yeah, I slept over at a, uh, friend's house and, I forgot my contact solution, so... I had to wear my backup glasses... Shut up.","text_w_direction":"[wearing glasses] Um... yeah, I slept over at a, uh, friend's house and, I forgot my contact solution, so... I had to wear my backup glasses... Shut up.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17656,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"All right, everybody... Oh my God, Pam, those make you look so ugly. Um, Pam, in order to get hotter, you take the glasses off. You're moving in the wrong direction...","text_w_direction":"All right, everybody... Oh my God, Pam, those make you look so ugly. Um, Pam, in order to get hotter, you take the glasses off. You're moving in the wrong direction...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17657,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"I don't have my contacts...","text_w_direction":"I don't have my contacts...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17658,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Ub, dub dah, don't need, I can't even hear you. It's just noise coming out of an ugly scientist. Um, everybody, we're going to have a little brainstorming session in the conference room.","text_w_direction":"Ub, dub dah, don't need, I can't even hear you. It's just noise coming out of an ugly scientist. Um, everybody, we're going to have a little brainstorming session in the conference room.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17659,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Ener-gize...","text_w_direction":"Ener-gize...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17660,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"You know what would energize me? If you, Pamela Morgan Beesly...","text_w_direction":"You know what would energize me? If you, Pamela Morgan Beesly...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17661,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Don't, don't--","text_w_direction":"Don't, don't--","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17662,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Would...","text_w_direction":"Would...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17663,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"If you propose to me during a Michael meeting, I will say no.","text_w_direction":"If you propose to me during a Michael meeting, I will say no.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17664,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Well, it's too late, because I'm proposing... that you get me a cup of coffee, which would energize me greatly, and make me the happiest man in the world.","text_w_direction":"Well, it's too late, because I'm proposing... that you get me a cup of coffee, which would energize me greatly, and make me the happiest man in the world.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17665,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Everybody, so how are we going to energize our office? I mean, I haven't done anything since Christmas. Pam, clearly, has just given up trying. So what we need to do is we get things going, we need to get percolating a little bit. Anybody have any ideas of what we could do. Any suggestions? Yes, Andy?","text_w_direction":"Everybody, so how are we going to energize our office? I mean, I haven't done anything since Christmas. Pam, clearly, has just given up trying. So what we need to do is we get things going, we need to get percolating a little bit. Anybody have any ideas of what we could do. Any suggestions? Yes, Andy?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17666,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"What if we changed our outgoing answering machine message, so it just had a little more... zing, and a little more pep?","text_w_direction":"What if we changed our outgoing answering machine message, so it just had a little more... zing, and a little more pep?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17667,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Zing and pep, see that's those are the kind of words we're looking for. Yes, Jim?","text_w_direction":"Zing and pep, see that's those are the kind of words we're looking for. Yes, Jim?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17668,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"What about if we did an even newer voicemail message that had even more zing and pep?","text_w_direction":"What about if we did an even newer voicemail message that had even more zing and pep?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17669,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Now we're cooking. I like this. Maybe a whole theme, like a rap. A rap rhyme...","text_w_direction":"Now we're cooking. I like this. Maybe a whole theme, like a rap. A rap rhyme...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17670,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"An urban thing...","text_w_direction":"An urban thing...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17671,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"An urban, yeah, Stanley? You wanna help us out with that?... Stanley, earth to Stanley...","text_w_direction":"An urban, yeah, Stanley? You wanna help us out with that?... Stanley, earth to Stanley...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17672,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"Not me.","text_w_direction":"Not me.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17673,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Yes you. Come on, Stanley, put your little game down and join the group.","text_w_direction":"Yes you. Come on, Stanley, put your little game down and join the group.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17674,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17675,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Stanley, we're havin a little...","text_w_direction":"Stanley, we're havin a little...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17676,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"Leave me alone, dammit.","text_w_direction":"Leave me alone, dammit.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17677,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"We're havin a little brainstorm session...","text_w_direction":"We're havin a little brainstorm session...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17678,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"DID I STUTTER?","text_w_direction":"DID I STUTTER?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17679,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"...Good, this is good. I'm going to grab a glass of water.","text_w_direction":"...Good, this is good. I'm going to grab a glass of water.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17680,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"Can I talk to you a second?","text_w_direction":"Can I talk to you a second?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17681,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Ugh, what?","text_w_direction":"Ugh, what?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17682,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"Uh, I really think that you need to address what happened with Stanley this morning...","text_w_direction":"Uh, I really think that you need to address what happened with Stanley this morning...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17683,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"What are you blabbering about? Nothing happened.","text_w_direction":"What are you blabbering about? Nothing happened.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17684,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"Well, you know, Stanley was openly insubordinate.","text_w_direction":"Well, you know, Stanley was openly insubordinate.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17685,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"That? In the conference room?","text_w_direction":"That? In the conference room?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17686,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17687,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"We were joshin around, the two of us, and he said \"did I stutter,\" and I said \"wha-wha-wha-wha-what, dawg?\" It was joking, Toby, alright?","text_w_direction":"We were joshin around, the two of us, and he said \"did I stutter,\" and I said \"wha-wha-wha-wha-what, dawg?\" It was joking, Toby, alright?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17688,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"He didn't seem like he was joking.","text_w_direction":"He didn't seem like he was joking.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17689,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Well you don't get it, because Stanley is a beautiful, sassy, powerful black man, and you're... you. If you had any friends, you would understand. Friends joke with one another","text_w_direction":"Well you don't get it, because Stanley is a beautiful, sassy, powerful black man, and you're... you. If you had any friends, you would understand. Friends joke with one another[/b]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17690,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"Alright... Well, um, if you really believe that Stanley was joking...","text_w_direction":"Alright... Well, um, if you really believe that Stanley was joking...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17691,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Mmhmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmhmm.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17692,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"Um, why don't you go ask him that?","text_w_direction":"Um, why don't you go ask him that?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17693,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, I will... I'm not feeling very well right now though. My stomach hurts, so I may be going home early today, but...","text_w_direction":"Okay, I will... I'm not feeling very well right now though. My stomach hurts, so I may be going home early today, but...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17694,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"You know, Michael, sometimes my daughter's stomach hurts when there's a mean girl at school...","text_w_direction":"You know, Michael, sometimes my daughter's stomach hurts when there's a mean girl at school...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17695,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Well sometimes my stomach hurts when you come into my office, so it's probably psychological.","text_w_direction":"Well sometimes my stomach hurts when you come into my office, so it's probably psychological.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17696,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"You meet a lot of ladies driving an Xterra, because you pull up to a stoplight, and look over and there's an Xterra next to you. They're always driven by chicks, so there's your icebreaker.","text_w_direction":"You meet a lot of ladies driving an Xterra, because you pull up to a stoplight, and look over and there's an Xterra next to you. They're always driven by chicks, so there's your icebreaker.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17697,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Unh! Scratch.","text_w_direction":"[kicks the car] Unh! Scratch.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17698,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"That's a racing stripe.","text_w_direction":"That's a racing stripe.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17699,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh, bumper's sagging.","text_w_direction":"Uh, bumper's sagging.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17700,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Mmm, I doubt that very much.","text_w_direction":"Mmm, I doubt that very much.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17701,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"This car's crap. I will buy it for next to nothing.","text_w_direction":"This car's crap. I will buy it for next to nothing.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17702,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"How next to?","text_w_direction":"How next to?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17703,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, here are your options","text_w_direction":"Well, here are your options[/b]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17704,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"I have to pick one of those?","text_w_direction":"I have to pick one of those?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17705,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17706,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Can you go over those options again?","text_w_direction":"Can you go over those options again?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17707,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"You know what? You knock $1500 of the price right now, and I will take it off your hands. It's gotta be now.","text_w_direction":"You know what? You knock $1500 of the price right now, and I will take it off your hands. It's gotta be now.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17708,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Well I have the, the blue book value...","text_w_direction":"Well I have the, the blue book value...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17709,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Seal the deal. Let's do it. Let's do this thing. Three, two, one--","text_w_direction":"Seal the deal. Let's do it. Let's do this thing. Three, two, one--","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17710,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Can I think about it?","text_w_direction":"Can I think about it?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17711,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Five, four, three, two...","text_w_direction":"Five, four, three, two...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17712,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Let me think about it--","text_w_direction":"Let me think about it--","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17713,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Now. Now. Now.","text_w_direction":"Now. Now. Now.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17714,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Let me think about it--","text_w_direction":"Let me think about it--","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17715,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Say it. Do it. Now.","text_w_direction":"Say it. Do it. Now.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17716,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"I'm thinking about it--","text_w_direction":"I'm thinking about it--","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17717,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Do it now.","text_w_direction":"Do it now.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17718,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Thinking--","text_w_direction":"Thinking--","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17719,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Do it. Shake my hand. You will sell me this car. Shake my hand.","text_w_direction":"Do it. Shake my hand. You will sell me this car. Shake my hand.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17720,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah. All right!","text_w_direction":"Yeah. All right!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17721,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"What.","text_w_direction":"What.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17722,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I, uh, see that you... gave me that form that I asked you to give me, Stanley the manly, so thank you for that. I guess we are back to normal.","text_w_direction":"I, uh, see that you... gave me that form that I asked you to give me, Stanley the manly, so thank you for that. I guess we are back to normal.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17723,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"What are you talking about?","text_w_direction":"What are you talking about?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17724,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Well, you know, uh, the thing that you said earlier, that you didn't mean, um, and that I forgive you for. The whole thing's silly, isn't it? Friends don't need to apologize to friends as far as I'm concerned, so we are cool.","text_w_direction":"Well, you know, uh, the thing that you said earlier, that you didn't mean, um, and that I forgive you for. The whole thing's silly, isn't it? Friends don't need to apologize to friends as far as I'm concerned, so we are cool.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17725,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"I am not going to apologize to you.","text_w_direction":"I am not going to apologize to you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17726,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"It's like I used to tell my wife, I do not apologize unless I think I'm wrong, and if you don't like it you can leave. And I say the same thing to my current wife, and I'll say it to my next one too.","text_w_direction":"It's like I used to tell my wife, I do not apologize unless I think I'm wrong, and if you don't like it you can leave. And I say the same thing to my current wife, and I'll say it to my next one too.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17727,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim is in charge of Stanley only in sales-related matters, hence the green line--green for money-sales, get it?","text_w_direction":"Jim is in charge of Stanley only in sales-related matters, hence the green line--green for money-sales, get it?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17728,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Uh huh...","text_w_direction":"Uh huh...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17729,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"There is this yellow zigzag that does give Ryan the authority to discipline Stanley...","text_w_direction":"There is this yellow zigzag that does give Ryan the authority to discipline Stanley...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17730,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Great","text_w_direction":"Great","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17731,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"However, in so doing, it zigs past your name, hence zagging you and making you appear weak. Thus the yellow color. Yellow for cowardly.","text_w_direction":"However, in so doing, it zigs past your name, hence zagging you and making you appear weak. Thus the yellow color. Yellow for cowardly.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17732,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"What's the pink?","text_w_direction":"What's the pink?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17733,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Menstrual cycles.","text_w_direction":"Menstrual cycles.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17734,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Ok... Is there anybody up here, anybody at all, that can deal with this?","text_w_direction":"Ok... Is there anybody up here, anybody at all, that can deal with this?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17735,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"You.","text_w_direction":"You.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17736,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Other than me.","text_w_direction":"Other than me.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17737,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, there is the emergency disaster mode for the org chart. This gives me full authority over every single person in the office.","text_w_direction":"Well, there is the emergency disaster mode for the org chart. This gives me full authority over every single person in the office.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17738,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I never said you could do that.","text_w_direction":"I never said you could do that.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17739,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"All you have to do it say it.","text_w_direction":"All you have to do it say it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17740,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I...","text_w_direction":"I...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17741,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Just say it.","text_w_direction":"Just say it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17742,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, I will think about it.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I will think about it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17743,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Say it. Just do it. Don't think, say it. Do it. Five, four, three, two... do it. Give me control. Michael... I promise to give authority back to you when this crisis is over. Do it, Michael. Do it. Hey, this office needs a strong man. Say it.","text_w_direction":"Say it. Just do it. Don't think, say it. Do it. Five, four, three, two... do it. Give me control. Michael... I promise to give authority back to you when this crisis is over. Do it, Michael. Do it. Hey, this office needs a strong man. Say it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17744,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17745,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"So... All right, well, you're gonna have to deal with this yourself.","text_w_direction":"So... All right, well, you're gonna have to deal with this yourself.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17746,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Hey Pam, I really like your glasses.","text_w_direction":"Hey Pam, I really like your glasses.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17747,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, thanks.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thanks.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17748,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"All the girlfriends that I've ever had have worn glasses.","text_w_direction":"All the girlfriends that I've ever had have worn glasses.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17749,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, okay...","text_w_direction":"Oh, okay...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17750,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah, it's kind of a turn-on for me actually...","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it's kind of a turn-on for me actually...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17751,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"I should probably get back to...","text_w_direction":"I should probably get back to...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17752,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Like librarians.","text_w_direction":"Like librarians.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17753,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Entering the....","text_w_direction":"Entering the....","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17754,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Could you just say, \"these are due back Thursday\"?","text_w_direction":"Could you just say, \"these are due back Thursday\"?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17755,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"No. Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Okay, go ahead.","text_w_direction":"No. [Kevin leaves; Pam takes off her glasses; phone rings] Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Okay, go ahead. [puts a notepad close to her face and writes message]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17756,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Creed","text":"A lot of jazz cats are blind, but they can play the piano like nobody's business. I'd like to put the piano in front of Pam without her glasses and see what happens. I'd also like to see her topless.","text_w_direction":"A lot of jazz cats are blind, but they can play the piano like nobody's business. I'd like to put the piano in front of Pam without her glasses and see what happens. I'd also like to see her topless.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17757,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"Mike.","text_w_direction":"Mike.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17758,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17759,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"I'm very busy here, man.","text_w_direction":"I'm very busy here, man.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17760,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Darryl, have you ever been in a gang?","text_w_direction":"Darryl, [clears throat] have you ever been in a gang?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17761,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17762,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"It's an advice question, and if you don't wanna talk about it, I completely understand. It's, um...","text_w_direction":"It's an advice question, and if you don't wanna talk about it, I completely understand. It's, um...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17763,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"No, no, no...","text_w_direction":"No, no, no...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17764,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I know, it's very, very personal...","text_w_direction":"I know, it's very, very personal...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17765,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"No, um... I have.","text_w_direction":"No, um... I have.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17766,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I knew it. Okay, who we talking about here? Crips? Bloods?","text_w_direction":"I knew it. Okay, who we talking about here? Crips? Bloods?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17767,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"Both.","text_w_direction":"Both.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17768,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"God.","text_w_direction":"God.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17769,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah them, and the Latin Kings... the Warriors...","text_w_direction":"Yeah them, and the Latin Kings... the Warriors...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17770,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17771,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"Newsies.","text_w_direction":"Newsies.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17772,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, so dig this","text_w_direction":"Okay, so dig this[/b]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17773,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"Oh my goodness.","text_w_direction":"Oh my goodness.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17774,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, right, so what do you do to get them to make it right?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, right, so what do you do to get them to make it right?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17775,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"Well see, um... in the gang world, we use something called Fluffy Fingers.","text_w_direction":"Well see, um... in the gang world, we use something called Fluffy Fingers.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17776,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"What is that?","text_w_direction":"What is that?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17777,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"That's when somebody really gets in your face, you know, you just... start tickling them.","text_w_direction":"That's when somebody really gets in your face, you know, you just... start tickling them.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17778,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17779,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah, and then he starts tickling you. You know, pretty soon you're laughing and hugging. Before you know it, you've forgotten the whole thing. Ya'll can just go to church together... get an ice cream cone.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, and then he starts tickling you. You know, pretty soon you're laughing and hugging. Before you know it, you've forgotten the whole thing. Ya'll can just go to church together... get an ice cream cone.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17780,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I would've never thought that gangs would be tickling each other.","text_w_direction":"I would've never thought that gangs would be tickling each other.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17781,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"Well, it's effective.","text_w_direction":"Well, it's effective.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17782,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"I think it's self-explanatory. Hey, Jim, come here for a second. Can you answer me something, as, as a true Eagles fan?","text_w_direction":"[to Toby] I think it's self-explanatory. [to Jim] Hey, Jim, come here for a second. Can you answer me something, as, as a true Eagles fan?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17783,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Oh boy...","text_w_direction":"Oh boy...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17784,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"How do you live with a franchise this bad?","text_w_direction":"How do you live with a franchise this bad?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17785,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"On a wing and a prayer, mostly.","text_w_direction":"On a wing and a prayer, mostly.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17786,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Alright, whatever you say. Uh, listen, while I have you here with Toby, I need to give you a formal warning about your job performance.","text_w_direction":"Alright, whatever you say. Uh, listen, while I have you here with Toby, I need to give you a formal warning about your job performance.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17787,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"A formal warning...","text_w_direction":"A formal warning... [chuckles]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17788,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"It's actually not a joke. I know how you spend your time here, and I know how little you care about your job. And honestly if you spent as much time selling as you do goofing around with Dwight and hanging out at reception, we wouldn't be having this conversation.","text_w_direction":"It's actually not a joke. I know how you spend your time here, and I know how little you care about your job. And honestly if you spent as much time selling as you do goofing around with Dwight and hanging out at reception, we wouldn't be having this conversation.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17789,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"I'm sorry, is, is this because I talked to Wallace about your website? Because I really didn't mean to go over your head.","text_w_direction":"[stammers] I'm sorry, is, is this because I talked to Wallace about your website? Because I really didn't mean to go over your head.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17790,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"This is nothing to do with that, alright? I always appreciate constructive criticism about my job performance. I thrive on it.","text_w_direction":"This is nothing to do with that, alright? I always appreciate constructive criticism about my job performance. I thrive on it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17791,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"I'm sorry, then do you mind explaining a little better? Cause I'm not sure what's really...","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, then do you mind explaining a little better? Cause I'm not sure what's really...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17792,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Woah, don't get all defensive, alright? It's just a warning. If you want the details, Toby can provide them. You take it easy, alright?","text_w_direction":"Woah, don't get all defensive, alright? It's just a warning. If you want the details, Toby can provide them. You take it easy, alright?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17793,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"I'd say all the goofing around at Pam's desk, and, and hanging out with Pam, has finally caught up to him... w-with Pam","text_w_direction":"I'd say all the goofing around at Pam's desk, and, and hanging out with Pam, has finally caught up to him... w-with Pam","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17794,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, what happened? What did Ryan want?","text_w_direction":"Hey, what happened? What did Ryan want?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17795,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Oh we were just... talking about, bureaucratic stuff...","text_w_direction":"Oh we were just... talking about, bureaucratic stuff...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17796,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Because you're very important?","text_w_direction":"Because you're very important?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17797,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah...","text_w_direction":"Yeah...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17798,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Rocka doopa deepa do POW! Shacka do DO! Oh! What's Dwight up to? Oh probably nothing. Racka do do dee do-do do-do! Sha-KA!","text_w_direction":"[washing the Xterra] Rocka doopa deepa do POW! Shacka do DO! Oh! What's Dwight up to? Oh probably nothing. Racka do do dee do-do do-do! Sha-KA!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17799,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"What the hell is this all about? You're flipping my car for profit.","text_w_direction":"What the hell is this all about? [holds up flier] You're flipping my car for profit.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17800,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"It's my car now.","text_w_direction":"It's my car now.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17801,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"I gave you a deal... based on what you said to me.","text_w_direction":"I gave you a deal... based on what you said to me.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17802,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, well... seller beware. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to monitor a three-way bidding war for my car on eBay.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well... seller beware. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to monitor a three-way bidding war for my car on eBay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17803,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"I've got a Madlib for you","text_w_direction":"I've got a Madlib for you[/b]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17804,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, everybody, shh! So, earlier today, Stanley sassed me, and Toby gave me some suggestions on how to discipline him. They did not work, obviously, because they were stupid, so I am now going to fake fire him.","text_w_direction":"Okay, everybody, shh! So, earlier today, Stanley sassed me, and Toby gave me some suggestions on how to discipline him. They did not work, obviously, because they were stupid, so I am now going to fake fire him.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17805,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"What does that mean?","text_w_direction":"What does that mean?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17806,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"It's like a mock execution.","text_w_direction":"It's like a mock execution.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17807,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"That's not a good idea.","text_w_direction":"That's not a good idea.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17808,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Yes it is a good idea. It's the only possible solution I have left.","text_w_direction":"Yes it is a good idea. It's the only possible solution I have left.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17809,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"Well, you can actually fire him.","text_w_direction":"Well, you can actually fire him.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17810,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"No, okay... I've had enough of you.","text_w_direction":"No, okay... I've had enough of you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17811,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"Why are you telling us this?","text_w_direction":"Why are you telling us this?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17812,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Because I want you to behave as if I'm actually firing him, Oscar, okay?","text_w_direction":"Because I want you to behave as if I'm actually firing him, Oscar, okay?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17813,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Michael, if you hadn't told us this, then we would've thought that you were actually firing him.","text_w_direction":"Michael, if you hadn't told us this, then we would've thought that you were actually firing him.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17814,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I'm not firing him. I'm not, I need you to act like I am firing him. Just, what I'm going to do, is I'm going to pretend that I am firing him, and I need you to act like I am firing him. Do you get that? Do you get it? I'm teaching him a lesson. He needs to learn humility, alright? That's all I'm, okay, here he comes. Let's just... play act. Stanley, may I talk to you for a second?","text_w_direction":"I'm not firing him. I'm not, I need you to act like I am firing him. Just, what I'm going to do, is I'm going to pretend that I am firing him, and I need you to act like I am firing him. Do you get that? Do you get it? I'm teaching him a lesson. He needs to learn humility, alright? That's all I'm, okay, here he comes. Let's just... play act. [Stanley enters the room] Stanley, may I talk to you for a second?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17815,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Stanley Hudson, you are fired.","text_w_direction":"Stanley Hudson, you are fired.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17816,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"Are you serious?","text_w_direction":"Are you serious?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17817,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I am serious, we are all serious. You are fired like a heart attack.","text_w_direction":"I am serious, we are all serious. You are fired like a heart attack.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17818,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"You're firing me over three words. Have you lost your mind? Do you think I'm gonna let you do this to me?","text_w_direction":"You're firing me over three words. Have you lost your mind? Do you think I'm gonna let you do this to me?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17819,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Hmm.","text_w_direction":"Hmm.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17820,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"I've watched you screw up this office for ten years, and I'm filing a lawsuit, and I'm gonna tell them about every stupid thing you've ever done up in this office.","text_w_direction":"I've watched you screw up this office for ten years, and I'm filing a lawsuit, and I'm gonna tell them about every stupid thing you've ever done up in this office.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17821,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Alright alright, okay, you know what? Now you know how I feel. This was a fake firing. Lesson learned. Good work, everybody. Very nice.","text_w_direction":"Alright alright, okay, you know what? Now you know how I feel. This was a fake firing. Lesson learned. Good work, everybody. Very nice.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17822,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"So I'm not fired.","text_w_direction":"So I'm not fired.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17823,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"That's it. And uh... do you have anything to say to me?","text_w_direction":"That's it. And uh... do you have anything to say to me?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17824,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"Oh yes, I do. You are out of your damn, little pea-sized, mind. What is wrong with you? Do you have any sense? At all?","text_w_direction":"Oh yes, I do. You are out of your damn, little pea-sized, mind. What is wrong with you? Do you have any sense? At all?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17825,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Okay...","text_w_direction":"Okay...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17826,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"Do you have any idea how to run an office?","text_w_direction":"Do you have any idea how to run an office?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17827,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17828,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"Every day you do something stupider than you did the day before.","text_w_direction":"Every day you do something stupider than you did the day before.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17829,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"That's not-","text_w_direction":"That's not-","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17830,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"And I think, \"there's no possible way--","text_w_direction":"And I think, \"there's no possible way--","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17831,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"All right, all right...","text_w_direction":"All right, all right...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17832,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"He can top that.\"","text_w_direction":"He can top that.\"","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17833,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17834,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"But what do you do?! You find a way, dammit, to top it! You are professional idiot!","text_w_direction":"But what do you do?! You find a way, dammit, to top it! You are professional idiot!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17835,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, STOP IT! Okay, everybody out.","text_w_direction":"Hey, STOP IT! Okay, everybody out.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17836,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Who?","text_w_direction":"Who?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17837,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Everybody, except Stanley.","text_w_direction":"Everybody, except Stanley.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17838,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Let's go.","text_w_direction":"Let's go.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17839,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"I can't find my glasses.","text_w_direction":"I can't find my glasses.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17840,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, you know what? Why don't you take my hand, and leave them, and let's get out of here.","text_w_direction":"Okay, you know what? Why don't you take my hand, and leave them, and let's get out of here.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17841,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay, okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17842,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"It's Michael versus Stanley, and it is the clash of the titans. In one corner, you have Michael, and he is mad. And then, in the other corner, you have Stanley, and he's mad. So that's about it!","text_w_direction":"[chuckling] It's Michael versus Stanley, and it is the clash of the titans. In one corner, you have Michael, and he is mad. And then, in the other corner, you have Stanley, and he's mad. So that's about it!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17843,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I don't understand why you keep picking on me.","text_w_direction":"[starts to cry] I don't understand why you keep picking on me.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17844,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"Oh, for the love of God.","text_w_direction":"Oh, for the love of God.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17845,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"You just, do, and I don't know why, so... please help me understand.","text_w_direction":"You just, do, and I don't know why, so... please help me understand.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17846,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"Fine. Here it is","text_w_direction":"Fine. Here it is[/b]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17847,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Well Stanley, maybe you're feeling that you don't respect me because you don't know me very well.","text_w_direction":"Well Stanley, maybe you're feeling that you don't respect me because you don't know me very well.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17848,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"Michael I have known you a very long time, and the more I've gotten to know you, the less I've come to respect you. Any other theories?","text_w_direction":"Michael I have known you a very long time, and the more I've gotten to know you, the less I've come to respect you. Any other theories?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17849,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"All right, you don't respect me. I accept that. But listen to me, you can't talk to me that way in this office, you just can't. I am your boss. Can't allow it.","text_w_direction":"All right, you don't respect me. I accept that. But listen to me, you can't talk to me that way in this office, you just can't. I am your boss. Can't allow it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17850,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"Fair enough.","text_w_direction":"Fair enough.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17851,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I am good person, and sometimes, good people don't get no respect. Rodney Dangerfield. Hey, I don't get no respect. No respect at all. When I was in the sandbox as a kid, I got not respect. My wife likes to talk after s*x, so she called me from a hotel room, and said, \"I don't respect you!\" Ahh, thoughtless. Aw, you know what don't get no respect? Airplane food. Why don't they just make the plane out of the airline food? My wife don't get no respect, some--take her, please, for example. If you don't get no respect, you might be redneck. Respect is niiice. Borat. What's the deal with Grapenuts? No grapes, no nuts. I don't get no respect!","text_w_direction":"I am good person, and sometimes, good people don't get no respect. Rodney Dangerfield. [as Rodney Dangerfield] Hey, I don't get no respect. No respect at all. When I was in the sandbox as a kid, I got not respect. My wife likes to talk after s*x, so she called me from a hotel room, and said, \"I don't respect you!\" Ahh, thoughtless. Aw, you know what don't get no respect? Airplane food. Why don't they just make the plane out of the airline food? My wife don't get no respect, some--take her, please, for example. [as Jeff Foxworthy] If you don't get no respect, you might be redneck. [as Borat] Respect is niiice. Borat. [as Rodney Dangerfield] What's the deal with Grapenuts? No grapes, no nuts. I don't get no respect!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17852,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"So I'm thinking, as a reward for our loyal clients, that we contact their assistants, and we find out where they live. And then, we go to their houses, in the middle of the summer, and go caroling. It is a summer Christmas sale-abration. And we call it, a summer sales-a-lot. Feedback? Anybody? Stanley?","text_w_direction":"So I'm thinking, as a reward for our loyal clients, that we contact their assistants, and we find out where they live. And then, we go to their houses, in the middle of the summer, and go caroling. It is a summer Christmas sale-abration. And we call it, a summer sales-a-lot. Feedback? Anybody? Stanley?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17853,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"Has potential to be your best idea yet.","text_w_direction":"Has potential to be your best idea yet. [Michael smiles]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17854,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"That's the dumbest thing I ever heard.","text_w_direction":"That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. [laughs]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17855,"season":4,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Did I Stutter?","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester;Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Dammit, Phyllis. Alright, everybody out except Phyllis.","text_w_direction":"Dammit, Phyllis. Alright, everybody out except Phyllis.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":2087,"air_date":"2008-05-01"}
{"index":17856,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Hey. Ready? Come on, show me excited!","text_w_direction":"Hey. Ready? Come on, show me excited!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17857,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Oscar","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes. [small fist-pumps from both Pam and Oscar.]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17858,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, I'm pretty excited too.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I'm pretty excited too.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17859,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Today I'm heading over to the job fair at Valley View High School, to find some new interns. Want to get some fresh blood. Um, euthanize this place.","text_w_direction":"Today I'm heading over to the job fair at Valley View High School, to find some new interns. Want to get some fresh blood. Um, euthanize this place.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17860,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey, are we doing this thing?","text_w_direction":"Hey, are we doing this thing?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17861,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Yup.","text_w_direction":"Yup.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17862,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh my God, Darryl, you look like Barack Obama. Everybody I'm dating Barack Obama!","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, Darryl, you look like Barack Obama. Everybody I'm dating Barack Obama!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17863,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Why are you dressed like that?","text_w_direction":"Why are you dressed like that?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17864,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Darryl","text":"Like what?","text_w_direction":"[in a dress shirt and tie] Like what?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17865,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Like you're applying for a loan.","text_w_direction":"Like you're applying for a loan.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17866,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Maybe he's going to church. Or court.","text_w_direction":"Maybe he's going to church. Or court.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17867,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Darryl","text":"Figured I look presentable. You? Went a different way.","text_w_direction":"Figured I look presentable. [looks Michael over] You? [Michael dressed casually in jeans and sneakers] Went a different way.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17868,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"I think you look nice.","text_w_direction":"[to Darryl] I think you look nice.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17869,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael and Darryl","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"[simultaneously] Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17870,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, here's what we're going to do","text_w_direction":"Okay, here's what we're going to do[/b]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17871,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Darryl","text":"What college did you go to Mike?","text_w_direction":"What college did you go to Mike?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17872,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Let's go!","text_w_direction":"Let's go!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17873,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Today, I am meeting a potential client on the golf course, because Ryan put me on probation. You remember Ryan, he was the temp here. Yeah. And uh, it is not a good time for me to lose my job. Since I have some pretty big long term plans in my personal life with Pam, that I'd like her parents to be psyched about. So I am about to do something very bold at this job that I've never done before. Try.","text_w_direction":"Today, I am meeting a potential client on the golf course, because Ryan put me on probation. You remember Ryan, he was the temp here. Yeah. And uh, it is not a good time for me to lose my job. Since I have some pretty big long term plans in my personal life with Pam, that I'd like her parents to be psyched about. So I am about to do something very bold at this job that I've never done before. Try.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17874,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phil Maguire","text":"Whoa!","text_w_direction":"[takes golf swing] Whoa!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17875,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Mr. Maguire, it's been a couple of years.","text_w_direction":"Mr. Maguire, it's been a couple of years.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17876,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phil Maguire","text":"Hey Jim, how are you, nice to see you man.","text_w_direction":"Hey Jim, how are you, nice to see you man.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17877,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Oh no! No, no-no-no-no! My grandfather would be spinning in his urn, if he knew that I was out here with a Dartmouth boy. You take that shirt off right now or I will take it off for you, sir. I am... totally and completely kidding! Andrew Bernard, Cornell '95.","text_w_direction":"Oh no! No, no-no-no-no! My grandfather would be spinning in his urn, if he knew that I was out here with a Dartmouth boy. You take that shirt off right now or I will take it off for you, sir. I am... totally and completely kidding! [they both laugh] Andrew Bernard, Cornell '95.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17878,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phil Maguire","text":"Phil Maguire, Dartmouth, '74","text_w_direction":"Phil Maguire, Dartmouth, '74 [goes to shake Andy's hand]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17879,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Oop, got some blisties.","text_w_direction":"Oop, got some blisties.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17880,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phil Maguire","text":"Yeah, you do.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you do.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17881,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Hit about 1200 balls last night, in preparation for today, so hands are a little tender. It's actually not funny at all. It's incredibly painful.","text_w_direction":"Hit about 1200 balls last night, in preparation for today, so hands are a little tender. [shows blisters on both hands] It's actually not funny at all. It's incredibly painful.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17882,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phil","text":"Let's make it interesting, say, uh, ten bucks a hole?","text_w_direction":"Let's make it interesting, say, uh, ten bucks a hole?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17883,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Great!","text_w_direction":"Great!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17884,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"What are we talking? Skins? Acey Duecy? Bingo bango bongo? Sandies, Barkies? Arnies, Wolf? What?","text_w_direction":"What are we talking? Skins? Acey Duecy? Bingo bango bongo? Sandies, Barkies? Arnies, Wolf? What?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17885,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"I'm gonna take this petty cash I got from Oscar, and turn it into next month's rent.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna take this petty cash I got from Oscar, and turn it into next month's rent.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17886,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"So many memories in this old gym. Pretending I have PMS so I didn't have to play volleyball, pretending I have PMS so I didn't have to play basketball. Those were the days!","text_w_direction":"So many memories in this old gym. Pretending I have PMS so I didn't have to play volleyball, pretending I have PMS so I didn't have to play basketball. Those were the days!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17887,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"A little over the top, don't you think?","text_w_direction":"[Darryl approaches as students throw basketballs] A little over the top, don't you think?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17888,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Darryl","text":"Show them what you brought, Mike.","text_w_direction":"Show them what you brought, Mike.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17889,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Um, that's all we brought.","text_w_direction":"[holds up single sheet of paper] Um, that's all we brought.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17890,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"This is all we need.","text_w_direction":"This is all we need.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17891,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Oscar","text":"We'll see.","text_w_direction":"We'll see.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17892,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Yes we will see Oscar, we will see, because a blank sheet of paper equals endless possibilities! Conceptual! All right! We. Are. Open for business! Hello!","text_w_direction":"Yes we will see Oscar, we will see, because a blank sheet of paper equals endless possibilities! Conceptual! All right! We. Are. Open for business! [all four of them sit in an empty booth with small Dunder Mifflin sign] Hello!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17893,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"Andy, you're up, let's go!","text_w_direction":"Andy, you're up, let's go!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17894,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Giddy up, let's do this.","text_w_direction":"[gushing lotion inside his golf gloves] Giddy up, let's do this.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17895,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"People assume I'm great at golf. But like everybody, I hated golf lessons when I was a kid. So, I used to hang out at the sailing club instead. Got my \"knot\" on.","text_w_direction":"People assume I'm great at golf. But like everybody, I hated golf lessons when I was a kid. So, I used to hang out at the sailing club instead. Got my \"knot\" on.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17896,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Dammit!","text_w_direction":"[swings] Dammit!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17897,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Meredith","text":"Guys, do we have to stay all day?","text_w_direction":"Guys, do we have to stay all day?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17898,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phyllis","text":"I mean, Michael's gone, can't we just go?","text_w_direction":"I mean, Michael's gone, can't we just go?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17899,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Creed","text":"Yeah, and I finished my work months ago!","text_w_direction":"Yeah, and I finished my work months ago!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17900,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Excuse me, people. It has come to my attention, some of you have forgotten, who is in charge here. When Michael is gone... Jim is in charge. When Jim is gone, Andy and I are in charge. When Andy is gone you answer to me. Okay? Excuse me where do you think you're going? Oh no, no, no. You're not leaving. No! Stanley, do not walk out that door! If you walk out that door, so help me, I will - He left. Last time I checked, the American workday ends at five pm. You will all stay at your desks until that time. Or, you will suffer the consequences.","text_w_direction":"Excuse me, people. It has come to my attention, some of you have forgotten, who is in charge here. When Michael is gone... Jim is in charge. When Jim is gone, Andy and I are in charge. When Andy is gone you answer to me. Okay? [Stanley gets up to go] Excuse me where do you think you're going? Oh no, no, no. You're not leaving. No! Stanley, do not walk out that door! If you walk out that door, so help me, I will - [Stanley leaves] He left. Last time I checked, the American workday ends at five pm. You will all stay at your desks until that time. Or, you will suffer the consequences.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17901,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phyllis","text":"What consequences?","text_w_direction":"What consequences?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17902,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"I will tell on you.","text_w_direction":"I will tell on you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17903,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"There's some filing, restocking the supply shelves. Replacing the water jug, which nobody likes to do. Um, we... uh, eat a lot of cake!","text_w_direction":"There's some filing, restocking the supply shelves. Replacing the water jug, which nobody likes to do. Um, we... uh, eat a lot of cake!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17904,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Justin","text":"Cool.","text_w_direction":"Cool.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17905,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, and uh, you basically learn how an office runs.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Yeah, and uh, you basically learn how an office runs.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17906,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Hello. Hi. Can I talk to you for a sec? Excuse me.","text_w_direction":"Hello. Hi. [to Pam] Can I talk to you for a sec? Excuse me.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17907,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"This is Michael, my boss. Justin.","text_w_direction":"This is Michael, my boss. [she points] Justin.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17908,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, uh, remember what we talked about, in the car on the way up, \"only the best and the brightest.\"","text_w_direction":"Hey, uh, remember what we talked about, in the car on the way up, \"only the best and the brightest.\"","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17909,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"He's nice and he seems interested.","text_w_direction":"He's nice and he seems interested.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17910,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"He's totally wrong, Pam. Hey.","text_w_direction":"He's totally wrong, Pam. [to Justin] Hey.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17911,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Justin","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17912,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"How you doing? Listen, I don't think that a handsome, funny, smart, funny-looking kid like you, should limit himself. You could do whatever you want to do. You could be a classy janitor, or a cashier with dignity, or a... migraine worker. Maybe for you, paper should be more of a hobby.","text_w_direction":"How you doing? Listen, I don't think that a handsome, funny, smart, funny-looking kid like you, should limit himself. You could do whatever you want to do. You could be a classy janitor, or a cashier with dignity, or a... migraine worker. [takes back the info flyer Justin holds] Maybe for you, paper should be more of a hobby.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17913,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Justin","text":"Sorry for wasting your time.","text_w_direction":"Sorry for wasting your time.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17914,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, no problem. And he signed! He put his name on the piece of - okay, that was supposed to be a blank canvas on which to put their hopes and dreams. And he just, made it into a stupid piece of paper. We need another one, immediately.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no problem. [looks down] And he signed! He put his name on the piece of - okay, that was supposed to be a blank canvas on which to put their hopes and dreams. And he just, made it into a stupid piece of paper. We need another one, immediately.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17915,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah, the booth is lame without it.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, the booth is lame without it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17916,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"I only brought the one.","text_w_direction":"I only brought the one.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17917,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Are you mental?","text_w_direction":"Are you mental?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17918,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, do you remember, you specifically told me to only bring one sheet of paper? You said it only takes one sheet to make a difference. And I said, \"Are you sure Michael?\" And you said \"Pam! Pam! Pam!\" And then you sneezed in my tea, and then you said, \"Don't worry, it's just allergies.\" Do you remember that?","text_w_direction":"Michael, do you remember, you specifically told me to only bring one sheet of paper? You said it only takes one sheet to make a difference. And I said, \"Are you sure Michael?\" And you said \"Pam! Pam! Pam!\" And then you sneezed in my tea, and then you said, \"Don't worry, it's just allergies.\" Do you remember that?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17919,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I... don't.","text_w_direction":"I... don't.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17920,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Okay. I'll go look for another one.","text_w_direction":"Okay. I'll go look for another one. [she leaves]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17921,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"And that. Is why. I need a smart intern.","text_w_direction":"And that. Is why. I need a smart intern.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17922,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, so how's the direct mail business going?","text_w_direction":"Hey, so how's the direct mail business going?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17923,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phil","text":"I can't complain, people love their junk mail.","text_w_direction":"I can't complain, people love their junk mail.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17924,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Now are you getting all your paper from PPC? Or-","text_w_direction":"Now are you getting all your paper from PPC? Or-","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17925,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phil","text":"You know what Jim? I'm not really looking to change things up right now, I just came out here to get out of the office for a little bit, so why don't we just play, okay?","text_w_direction":"You know what Jim? I'm not really looking to change things up right now, I just came out here to get out of the office for a little bit, so why don't we just play, okay?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17926,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Absolutely, will do.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely, will do.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17927,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"So I guess I'll just... work on my short game.","text_w_direction":"So I guess I'll just... work on my short game.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17928,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Hello there.","text_w_direction":"[teen approaches table] Hello there.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17929,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kid","text":"What is this company?","text_w_direction":"What is this company?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17930,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Well it's funny that you should ask, because it's really more than a company...","text_w_direction":"Well it's funny that you should ask, because it's really more than a company...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17931,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Oscar","text":"Dunder Mifflin paper.","text_w_direction":"Dunder Mifflin paper.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17932,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kid","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks. [walks away]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17933,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Dammit, Oscar!","text_w_direction":"Dammit, Oscar!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17934,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, I'm trying to lure these kids into my booth, but uh, kids are very wary about being \"lured\" these days. Thank you Dateline!","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I'm trying to lure these kids into my booth, but uh, kids are very wary about being \"lured\" these days. Thank you Dateline!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17935,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. [hangs up phone, leaves for restroom]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17936,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"Extension 128.","text_w_direction":"Extension 128.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17937,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Creed","text":"Hiya Pumpkin, it's Creed.","text_w_direction":"[over phone] Hiya Pumpkin, it's Creed.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17938,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Creed","text":"Say, we're gonna ditch this bitch. You in?","text_w_direction":"Say, we're gonna ditch this bitch. You in?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17939,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17940,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Creed","text":"Are you out? Pumpkin's out, let's go gang!","text_w_direction":"Are you out? [Angela hangs up] Pumpkin's out, let's go gang! [they all make a run for the door, Dwight re-enters room with only Angela left]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17941,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"My old art room. Oh, maybe it's still here! No. No they must have taken it down. Never mind.","text_w_direction":"My old art room. [finds a sheet of blank paper] Oh, maybe it's still here! [looks for her painting] No. No they must have taken it down. Never mind.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17942,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"What do you want?","text_w_direction":"[answers cell] What do you want?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17943,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael, I know you're swamped. I just thought you should know that everyone in the office has left, except for Angela and I. Do not worry though, I have taken down their names, and I have docked them a personal day.","text_w_direction":"Michael, I know you're swamped. I just thought you should know that everyone in the office has left, except for Angela and I. Do not worry though, I have taken down their names, and I have docked them a personal day.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17944,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Who cares? I'm not there, Jim's not there, why should they have to be there?","text_w_direction":"Who cares? I'm not there, Jim's not there, why should they have to be there?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17945,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"So... what else is up? Mich-","text_w_direction":"So... what else is up? [Michael hangs up] Mich-","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17946,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you! What, what is this?","text_w_direction":"Thank you! [Pam hands him blank paper] What, what is this?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17947,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"A piece of paper.","text_w_direction":"A piece of paper.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17948,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"This isn't Dunder Mifflin paper. Some sort of Pendleton crap.","text_w_direction":"This isn't Dunder Mifflin paper. Some sort of Pendleton crap.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17949,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Well I think they'll get the spirit of it.","text_w_direction":"Well I think they'll get the spirit of it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17950,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Pam-Pam-Pam-Pam-PamPamPamPam! We're dying here. I want you to go back to the office and I want you to get the real stuff. I want you to get ultra white card stock.","text_w_direction":"Pam-Pam-Pam-Pam-PamPamPamPam! We're dying here. I want you to go back to the office and I want you to get the real stuff. I want you to get ultra white card stock.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17951,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Are you serious?","text_w_direction":"Are you serious?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17952,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. And don't call me Shirley.","text_w_direction":"Yes. And don't call me Shirley.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17953,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17954,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phil","text":"Oh! Ah, dammit!","text_w_direction":"Oh! [Phil is stuck in the sand trap] Ah, dammit!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17955,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"You know, you can just pick it up, take the triple bogey.","text_w_direction":"You know, you can just pick it up, take the triple bogey.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17956,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phil","text":"Yeah I'll- I'll get it out. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Yeah I'll- I'll get it out. Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17957,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep. [Maguire keeps swinging]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17958,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela and Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[silently working] [Pam walks back into office, gets paper out of the copier, shows it \"voila\" to camera, leaves]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17959,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"AH! Come on, Tuna!","text_w_direction":"[Jim's cellphone rings] AH! Come on, Tuna!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17960,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, can't really talk now, what's up?","text_w_direction":"Hey, can't really talk now, what's up?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17961,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Just checking in, how's it going?","text_w_direction":"Just checking in, how's it going?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17962,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, you know, we'll see, we'll see.","text_w_direction":"Uh, you know, we'll see, we'll see.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17963,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"I just drove twenty miles round-trip back to the office to get Michael a single sheet of white paper. So, I could have just had them fax it to me, I guess.","text_w_direction":"I just drove twenty miles round-trip back to the office to get Michael a single sheet of white paper. So, I could have just had them fax it to me, I guess.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17964,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, I like you.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I like you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17965,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Talk to you later?","text_w_direction":"Talk to you later?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17966,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. All right. Bye. All right. Sorry, I got to annoy you one more time. What if I bring down shipping costs?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. All right. Bye. [Kevin sinks putt] All right. Sorry, I got to annoy you one more time. What if I bring down shipping costs?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17967,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phil","text":"You can try. But I've looked at your prices. Even with free shipping? Doesn't work. It's just- it's not in the stars, Jim. Six.","text_w_direction":"You can try. But I've looked at your prices. Even with free shipping? Doesn't work. It's just- it's not in the stars, Jim. [Phil sinks putt] Six.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17968,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17969,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"All right, race to the next hole!","text_w_direction":"All right, race to the next hole! [he runs off to the cart]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17970,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"Ooh! Winner gets ten bucks! Wait -wait for me! Andy!","text_w_direction":"Ooh! Winner gets ten bucks! Wait -wait for me! Andy!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17971,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Shortcut! Shortcut! Woah! I fell in the sandtrap!","text_w_direction":"Shortcut! Shortcut! [drives cart off course, it flips over] Woah! I fell in the sandtrap!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17972,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[hums at copier, Angela waiting behind him]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17973,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"All of these jobs? Suck. I would rather live jobless, on a beach somewhere, off the money from a large inheritance, than to have to work in any one of these crap-holes. They suck.","text_w_direction":"All of these jobs? Suck. I would rather live jobless, on a beach somewhere, off the money from a large inheritance, than to have to work in any one of these crap-holes. They suck.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17974,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Hey! Game over.","text_w_direction":"Hey! [walks up to Oscar and Darryl tossing basketballs, grabs Oscar's ball] Game over. [kicks the ball up to the gymnasium ceiling]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17975,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Just-in time.","text_w_direction":"[singsong] Just-in time.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17976,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Justin","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17977,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Just-in case. What's your last name?","text_w_direction":"Just-in case. What's your last name?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17978,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Justin","text":"Polznik.","text_w_direction":"Polznik.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17979,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"This... just in. Justin Polznik! Huh?","text_w_direction":"This... just in. Justin Polznik! Huh?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17980,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Justin is the ugly girl in the movie, who takes off her glasses and she's hot! And you realize she was always hot, she was just wearing glasses. And that you were the blind one. He's the most... important thing in my life right now.","text_w_direction":"Justin is the ugly girl in the movie, who takes off her glasses and she's hot! And you realize she was always hot, she was just wearing glasses. And that you were the blind one. He's the most... important thing in my life right now.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17981,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I want you to meet my family. Come on. Oscar Martinez. Accountant extraordinaire. This is Justin.","text_w_direction":"I want you to meet my family. Come on. Oscar Martinez. Accountant extraordinaire. This is Justin.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17982,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Oscar","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17983,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Justin","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17984,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"This is Darryl Philbin. Isn't he big? And you already met her, Pam Beesly, office hottie. She will \"do\" you. No, no. But she has already dated two guys in the office, that we know of, so, this could be number three, you never know?","text_w_direction":"This is Darryl Philbin. Isn't he big? And you already met her, Pam Beesly, office hottie. She will \"do\" you. [laughs] No, no. But she has already dated two guys in the office, that we know of, so, this could be number three, you never know?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17985,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Excuse me.","text_w_direction":"Excuse me.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17986,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Come here. I would never say this to her face, but she is a wonderful person and a gifted artist.","text_w_direction":"Come here. I would never say this to her face, but she is a wonderful person and a gifted artist.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17987,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Oscar","text":"Why, why wouldn't you say that to her face?","text_w_direction":"Why, why wouldn't you say that to her face?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17988,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"So, what do you think? Think these guys are nice? The guys I didn't bring are even better. Justin, I'm willing to commit right now. Would you do me the honor, of spending the summer with us, at Dunder Mifflin? I think, I think you are very special.","text_w_direction":"So, what do you think? Think these guys are nice? The guys I didn't bring are even better. Justin, I'm willing to commit right now. Would you do me the honor, of spending the summer with us, at Dunder Mifflin? I think, I think you are very special.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17989,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Justin","text":"You didn't want me before. That's what you said.","text_w_direction":"You didn't want me before. That's what you said.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17990,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"No, I didn't. You misconstrued me.","text_w_direction":"No, I didn't. You misconstrued me.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17991,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Justin","text":"You were kind of a jerk to me.","text_w_direction":"You were kind of a jerk to me.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17992,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I, uh, hmm.","text_w_direction":"I, uh, hmm.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17993,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Justin","text":"And I'm, I'm gonna go now.","text_w_direction":"And I'm, I'm gonna go now.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17994,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Why don't... hey.","text_w_direction":"Why don't... hey.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17995,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"","text_w_direction":"[trying to pick up a beer bottle with blistered hands, struggles trying to take a drink as everyone watches.]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17996,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Ah-choo!","text_w_direction":"[tries to stop a sneeze] Ah-choo!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17997,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"Bless you.","text_w_direction":"Bless you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17998,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. [Angela turns to look at him.]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":17999,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"Okay, Jim, you owe me one-twenty, and Phil, you owe me two-thirty.","text_w_direction":"Okay, Jim, you owe me one-twenty, and Phil, you owe me two-thirty.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18000,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phil","text":"Let's open a tab, because you and me are gonna be playing more often.","text_w_direction":"Let's open a tab, because you and me are gonna be playing more often.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18001,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Count me in!","text_w_direction":"Count me in!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18002,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phil","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18003,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"All right!","text_w_direction":"All right!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18004,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. You had some fun, and uh, I think I paid for it. So let me get my last shot in there. Is there anything you can do for me?","text_w_direction":"Okay. You had some fun, and uh, I think I paid for it. So let me get my last shot in there. Is there anything you can do for me?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18005,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phil","text":"I'll tell you what. My fiscal year ends in two months, let's talk then. Sound good?","text_w_direction":"I'll tell you what. My fiscal year ends in two months, let's talk then. Sound good?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18006,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Absolutely.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18007,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Maguire","text":"Good playing with you guys.","text_w_direction":"Good playing with you guys.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18008,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Right on.","text_w_direction":"Right on.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18009,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"You know it's a tough thing, seeing a grown man take six shots to get out of a sand trap but, I had to give Phil credit for not quitting. Which is what I told him. I also told him I don't quit either, and I'd call him every single day until he gave me his business. Which he then did, after ...fifteen minutes of me blocking his car. So I am now his paper supplier! And I shot a 102 today, so I'm feeling pretty good.","text_w_direction":"You know it's a tough thing, seeing a grown man take six shots to get out of a sand trap but, I had to give Phil credit for not quitting. Which is what I told him. I also told him I don't quit either, and I'd call him every single day until he gave me his business. Which he then did, after ...fifteen minutes of me blocking his car. So I am now his paper supplier! And I shot a 102 today, so I'm feeling pretty good.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18010,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Woman on mic","text":"The job fair will be closing in five minutes. Eighth period will commence as scheduled.","text_w_direction":"The job fair will be closing in five minutes. Eighth period will commence as scheduled.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18011,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Hold down the fort, I have to do something. Excuse me. If you can hear me, I'd like you to look around at all these companies and know that none of them are good enough for you. H&R Block? Come on, I mean I don't even know what they do. Frank Regan Funeral Home? Too much formaldehyde! The Air Force? Air Force is cool. The refreshments? Bush league! You know, that's not what you want. Dunder- they, well, okay I see security is coming so I just want to say, come to Dunder Mifflin. Dunder Mifflin, a great place to work! Anybody? Show of hands, anybody want to intern at Dunder Mifflin? We do not offer college credit, we cannot give you any sort of pay, but it is a really fun work environment. Anybody? Show of hands? Damn... it. Okay, I'm gonna wrap it up here. Thank you for your time, and drive safe.","text_w_direction":"Hold down the fort, I have to do something. [walks up to microphone] Excuse me. If you can hear me, I'd like you to look around at all these companies and know that none of them are good enough for you. H&R Block? Come on, I mean I don't even know what they do. Frank Regan Funeral Home? Too much formaldehyde! The Air Force? [Airforce recruiter glares at Michael] Air Force is cool. The refreshments? Bush league! You know, that's not what you want. Dunder- they, well, okay I see security is coming so I just want to say, come to Dunder Mifflin. Dunder Mifflin, a great place to work! Anybody? Show of hands, anybody want to intern at Dunder Mifflin? We do not offer college credit, we cannot give you any sort of pay, but it is a really fun work environment. Anybody? Show of hands? Damn... it. Okay, I'm gonna wrap it up here. Thank you for your time, and drive safe.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18012,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"[Dwight and Angela exiting, he opens door for her] Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18013,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"You're welcome.","text_w_direction":"You're welcome.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18014,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Beers? You closed it?","text_w_direction":"[clink of beer bottles] Beers? You closed it?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18015,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"I closed it!","text_w_direction":"I closed it!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18016,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Yes! Oh! Um, congratulations to you, sir.","text_w_direction":"Yes! Oh! [runs into his arms, kisses him] Um, congratulations to you, sir. [they shake hands business-like]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18017,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Thank you. Oh, thank you very much. Appreciate it.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. Oh, thank you very much. Appreciate it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18018,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Well done.","text_w_direction":"Well done.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18019,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Thank you. You know what, screw this!","text_w_direction":"Thank you. You know what, screw this! [pulls Pam into a big smooch]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18020,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"Oooh!","text_w_direction":"Oooh! [Kevin and Andy add suggestive \"bow-chicka-wow-wow\" vocals]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18021,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Today I did something stupid. I questioned myself. And I will never do that again. Because I look at somebody like Jim Halpert and I think, that guy can do anything he wants to do. He could do anything, and he chooses to work here, selling paper. Just like me.","text_w_direction":"Today I did something stupid. I questioned myself. And I will never do that again. Because I look at somebody like Jim Halpert and I think, that guy can do anything he wants to do. He could do anything, and he chooses to work here, selling paper. Just like me.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18022,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, kiss her. Kiss her good.","text_w_direction":"[standing way too close to Jim and Pam] Yeah, kiss her. Kiss her good. [Jim and Pam stop kissing]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18023,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18024,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Graphics guy","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18025,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"I was just wondering, what kind of jobs do you guys have?","text_w_direction":"I was just wondering, what kind of jobs do you guys have?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18026,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Graphics guy","text":"Are you interested in graphic design?","text_w_direction":"Are you interested in graphic design?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18027,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah. Can I fill out an application?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Can I fill out an application?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18028,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Graphics guy","text":"Oh absolutely, here, take a seat. I should let you know right away, this is just an entry-level job. It's really basic. We're looking for like, a self starter, someone who can meet deadlines, who just pretty much just go the extra mile, I guess.","text_w_direction":"Oh absolutely, here, take a seat. I should let you know right away, this is just an entry-level job. It's really basic. We're looking for like, a self starter, someone who can meet deadlines, who just pretty much just go the extra mile, I guess.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18029,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"I can do that.","text_w_direction":"I can do that.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18030,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Graphics guy","text":"Great. And uh, obviously looking for someone who knows Photoshop, and Dreamweaver. Uh, Corel Painter, Illustrator, AfterEffects, all the basics.","text_w_direction":"Great. And uh, obviously looking for someone who knows Photoshop, and Dreamweaver. Uh, Corel Painter, Illustrator, AfterEffects, all the basics.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18031,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"I don't know any of those.","text_w_direction":"I don't know any of those.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18032,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Graphics guy","text":"It's actually not super-complicated. I mean I'm sure there's some sort of like, adult education classes in the area. But if you're really serious about graphic design, one thing about New York or Philadelphia, they've got amazing programs out there for design.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] It's actually not super-complicated. I mean I'm sure there's some sort of like, adult education classes in the area. But if you're really serious about graphic design, one thing about New York or Philadelphia, they've got amazing programs out there for design.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18033,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"New York or Philadelphia.","text_w_direction":"New York or Philadelphia.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18034,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Graphics guy","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18035,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"All right. Cool, well... thanks.","text_w_direction":"All right. Cool, well... thanks.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18036,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Graphics guy","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18037,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"And uh, I'll look into those.","text_w_direction":"And uh, I'll look into those.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18038,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Graphics guy","text":"You should.","text_w_direction":"You should.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18039,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"New York or Philadelphia.","text_w_direction":"New York or Philadelphia.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18040,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Graphics guy","text":"Absolutely.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18041,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18042,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Graphics guy","text":"It's where the action is.","text_w_direction":"It's where the action is.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18043,"season":4,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Job Fair","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1977,"air_date":"2008-05-08"}
{"index":18044,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Hello, this is Dwight Schrute. Hello?","text_w_direction":"[cell phone rings] Hello, this is Dwight Schrute. [phone keeps ringing] Hello?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18045,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Hello, this is Dwight.","text_w_direction":"[presses button on headset] Hello, this is Dwight.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18046,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Hello? Hello?","text_w_direction":"Hello? Hello?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18047,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yes, we do have that. Hold on one second...","text_w_direction":"Yes, we do have that. Hold on one second...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18048,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim, what are you doing?","text_w_direction":"Jim, what are you doing?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18049,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"And how many would you like?","text_w_direction":"And how many would you like?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18050,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh, uh, hang that up right now. Ha-","text_w_direction":"Uh, uh, hang that up right now. Ha-","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18051,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Absolutely. We can get that out to you immediately.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely. We can get that out to you immediately.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18052,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"This man is an imposter! Do not do business with him! This is not Dwight Schrute!","text_w_direction":"[into Jim's headset] This man is an imposter! Do not do business with him! This is not Dwight Schrute!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18053,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight left his cell phone on his desk. So, naturally, I paired it to my headset.","text_w_direction":"Dwight left his cell phone on his desk. So, naturally, I paired it to my headset.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18054,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"K, fine. I'll just let it go to voicemail.","text_w_direction":"[cell phone rings] K, fine. I'll just let it go to voicemail.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18055,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Hello, this is Dwight.","text_w_direction":"[presses button on headset] Hello, this is Dwight.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18056,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, is this Dwight?","text_w_direction":"Hey, is this Dwight?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18057,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yes it is.","text_w_direction":"Yes it is.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18058,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Oh my goodness, you sound sexy.","text_w_direction":"Oh my goodness, you sound sexy.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18059,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, thank you. I've been working out.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thank you. I've been working out.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18060,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Woah, woah, woah, Pam!","text_w_direction":"Woah, woah, woah, Pam!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18061,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Have you?","text_w_direction":"Have you?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18062,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Pam! You are not talking to Dwight right now. You are talking to Jim.","text_w_direction":"Pam! You are not talking to Dwight right now. You are talking to Jim.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18063,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Dwight?","text_w_direction":"Dwight?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18064,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"No! Pam, I'm over here!","text_w_direction":"No! [waves arms] Pam, I'm over here!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18065,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I'm confused...","text_w_direction":"I'm confused...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18066,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Disconnect that right now. You give me your earpiece.","text_w_direction":"Disconnect that right now. You give me your earpiece.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18067,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Can't do that. Unsanitary.","text_w_direction":"Can't do that. Unsanitary.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18068,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Ugh! Okay, you know what? Fine. I will reprogram my phone to go to my office phone. Done.","text_w_direction":"Ugh! Okay, you know what? Fine. I will reprogram my phone to go to my office phone. [presses buttons on his cell phone] Done.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18069,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"This is Dwight.","text_w_direction":"[office phone rings at Jim's desk] This is Dwight.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18070,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, and I forwarded his desk phone to mine.","text_w_direction":"Oh, and I forwarded his desk phone to mine.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18071,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, hello Mater. Good news","text_w_direction":"Oh, hello Mater. Good news[/b]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18072,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Argh! Ahh!!","text_w_direction":"[slams cell phone on desk] Argh! Ahh!!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18073,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Today is Toby Flenderson's last day. I couldn't sleep last night. I came extra-early. So much energy... There are certain days you know you know you will remember for the rest of your life, and I just have a feeling that today is one of those days.","text_w_direction":"Today is Toby Flenderson's last day. I couldn't sleep last night. I came extra-early. So much energy... There are certain days you know you know you will remember for the rest of your life, and I just have a feeling that today is one of those days.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18074,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"Morning.","text_w_direction":"Morning.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18075,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Mornin'. So here we go, just a matter of hours now, until his horribleness has left the building. I'm going to set my watch alarm... And...","text_w_direction":"Mornin'. [to camera] So here we go, just a matter of hours now, until his horribleness has left the building. I'm going to set my watch alarm... And... [watch beeps]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18076,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"Good morning, Kelly.","text_w_direction":"Good morning, Kelly.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18077,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"I can't believe this is your last day. How do you feel?","text_w_direction":"I can't believe this is your last day. How do you feel?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18078,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"Fine. Good.","text_w_direction":"Fine. Good.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18079,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"I feel weird.","text_w_direction":"I feel weird.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18080,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"First thing on the agenda-actually, the only thing on the agenda, is the status of Toby's going away party.","text_w_direction":"First thing on the agenda-actually, the only thing on the agenda, is the status of Toby's going away party.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18081,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"We have a buttercream cake and a slideshow of Toby.","text_w_direction":"We have a buttercream cake and a slideshow of Toby.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18082,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18083,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"But so far we only have two pictures of him.","text_w_direction":"But so far we only have two pictures of him.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18084,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, well, this will not do. Toby is going away forever, and uh, we need to do something very very special. In some cultures, when somebody leaves, like New Orleans culture, they have a parade and they have a band and people party in the streets...","text_w_direction":"Okay, well, this will not do. Toby is going away forever, and uh, we need to do something very very special. In some cultures, when somebody leaves, like New Orleans culture, they have a parade and they have a band and people party in the streets...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18085,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Do you mean, leaves as in dies? You want us to throw Toby a New Orleans' funeral?","text_w_direction":"Do you mean, leaves as in dies? You want us to throw Toby a New Orleans' funeral?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18086,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"If the Devil were to explode, and evil were gone forever, what sort of party would you have?","text_w_direction":"If the Devil were to explode, and evil were gone forever, what sort of party would you have?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18087,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Michael...","text_w_direction":"Michael...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18088,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Like a beach blowout? Or a toga, toga-","text_w_direction":"Like a beach blowout? Or a toga, toga-","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18089,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"No. You know-no!","text_w_direction":"No. You know-no!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18090,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Toga!","text_w_direction":"Toga!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18091,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"You always do this! We have a nice, modest party planned, and then you come in and demand the world. Let me be clear. There is simply no money for anything other than a cake and to develop a few more slides... although Toby won't be in them.","text_w_direction":"You always do this! We have a nice, modest party planned, and then you come in and demand the world. Let me be clear. There is simply no money for anything other than a cake and to develop a few more slides... although Toby won't be in them.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18092,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I thought that you might say that.","text_w_direction":"I thought that you might say that. [takes off his shoe; hums; takes out cash from shoe]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18093,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Every year, my sweet, sweet grandmother sends me a check on my birthday for fifty dollars. And lately, she has been sending me, like nine or ten checks a year... uh, as Nana starts to... but, I knew I should be saving it for something, I just didn't know what I should be saving it for. And then I had an awakening. \"Michael, buy a motorcycle.\" So I put the money in my shoe, and then I forgot about it until now.","text_w_direction":"Every year, my sweet, sweet grandmother sends me a check on my birthday for fifty dollars. And lately, she has been sending me, like nine or ten checks a year... uh, as Nana starts to... but, I knew I should be saving it for something, I just didn't know what I should be saving it for. And then I had an awakening. \"Michael, buy a motorcycle.\" So I put the money in my shoe, and then I forgot about it until now.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18094,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I want a party that makes me feel like I am flying through the air without this... ugly weight holding me down, you know?... I want an antigravity machine. I saw it in a movie. You drink a potion, and then you just start floating all around.","text_w_direction":"I want a party that makes me feel like I am flying through the air without this... ugly weight holding me down, you know?... I want an antigravity machine. I saw it in a movie. You drink a potion, and then you just start floating all around.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18095,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"So how much antigravity potion do you want?","text_w_direction":"So how much antigravity potion do you want?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18096,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"No! No! You know what? This is not a party-planning committee anymore! And I don't want your foot money, and I feel uncomfortable participating.","text_w_direction":"No! No! You know what? This is not a party-planning committee anymore! And I don't want your foot money, and I feel uncomfortable participating.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18097,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Phyllis, can you do this?","text_w_direction":"Phyllis, can you do this?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18098,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"[whispers] Yes.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18099,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Hi, can I help you?","text_w_direction":"Hi, can I help you?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18100,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Hi. Yes, uh, I'm Holly Flax. I was told to ask for a Mr. Flenderson?","text_w_direction":"Hi. Yes, uh, I'm Holly Flax. I was told to ask for a Mr. Flenderson?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18101,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"As part of my last day I'm training the new Human Resources rep in the ways of the company. Again, the company has allotted for this training-one day.","text_w_direction":"As part of my last day I'm training the new Human Resources rep in the ways of the company. Again, the company has allotted for this training-one day.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18102,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"So this is H.R. This is your desk.","text_w_direction":"So this is H.R. This is your desk.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18103,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"I love the view.","text_w_direction":"I love the view.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18104,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"Yeah, it's great, isn't it?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it's great, isn't it?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18105,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey. [kisses Jim on cheek]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18106,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Hey... What?","text_w_direction":"Hey... What?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18107,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Guess who just got into the Pratt School of Design.","text_w_direction":"Guess who just got into the Pratt School of Design.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18108,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"No way! What did I say? I said that they'd love those sketches. Congratulations!","text_w_direction":"No way! What did I say? I said that they'd love those sketches. Congratulations!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18109,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, thank you! I don't know why I doubted it, because I'm so clearly awesome!","text_w_direction":"Oh, thank you! I don't know why I doubted it, because I'm so clearly awesome!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18110,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yes! So when do you start?","text_w_direction":"Yes! So when do you start?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18111,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I don't know, I didn't read it carefully, I just saw \"congratulations\" and I skimmed the list, I saw my name, I came in here to tell you and get a snack.","text_w_direction":"I don't know, I didn't read it carefully, I just saw \"congratulations\" and I skimmed the list, I saw my name, I came in here to tell you and get a snack.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18112,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Wow. Busy morning.","text_w_direction":"Wow. Busy morning.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18113,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"So, you know it means I have to go to New York for three months...","text_w_direction":"So, you know it means I have to go to New York for three months...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18114,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"It's not a big deal. I'll come visit you. And you'll visit me. It's only two hours away. It'll be fine. That part's gonna suck, but it'll be great.","text_w_direction":"It's not a big deal. I'll come visit you. And you'll visit me. It's only two hours away. It'll be fine. That part's gonna suck, but it'll be great.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18115,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, it sucks, but it'll be great.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it sucks, but it'll be great.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18116,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"See how easy that is?","text_w_direction":"See how easy that is?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18117,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Ohh...","text_w_direction":"Ohh... [they hug; she laughs]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18118,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I wouldn't go if things weren't so solid with Jim. And down the road, if we have a family, I couldn't go then either. So, the timing's perfect... And that is the first time I've ever used the word \"perfect\" in here!","text_w_direction":"I wouldn't go if things weren't so solid with Jim. And down the road, if we have a family, I couldn't go then either. So, the timing's perfect... And that is the first time I've ever used the word \"perfect\" in here!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18119,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"Hey, Stanley...","text_w_direction":"Hey, Stanley...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18120,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Hmm?","text_w_direction":"Hmm?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18121,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"I want to introduce you to...","text_w_direction":"I want to introduce you to...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18122,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Toby's replacement. Ugh. Wow.","text_w_direction":"[watching from his office] Toby's replacement. Ugh. Wow.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18123,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"So what do we know about her?","text_w_direction":"So what do we know about her?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18124,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well, we know that Toby thinks she'll be great. So, strike one, I hate her already.","text_w_direction":"Well, we know that Toby thinks she'll be great. So, strike one, I hate her already.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18125,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I hate her too.","text_w_direction":"I hate her too.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18126,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Why do you hate her?","text_w_direction":"Why do you hate her?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18127,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Because she... stinks... with her... ways... and her... head.","text_w_direction":"Because she... stinks... with her... ways... and her... head.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18128,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You know, Dwight, sometimes... I don't know, I think you say things just to agree with me.","text_w_direction":"You know, Dwight, sometimes... I don't know, I think you say things just to agree with me.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18129,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Would that be such a bad thing?","text_w_direction":"Would that be such a bad thing?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18130,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah! It would! Just have a thought. Have an original thought. Although, I will agree that her head is weird. You know what we need to do?","text_w_direction":"Yeah! It would! Just have a thought. Have an original thought. Although, I will agree that her head is weird. You know what we need to do?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18131,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18132,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"We need to sell her an elevator pass.","text_w_direction":"We need to sell her an elevator pass.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18133,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"But our, our elevator doesn't require a pa...","text_w_direction":"But our, our elevator doesn't require a pa... [gasps]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18134,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Exactly. A little old-fashioned hazing.","text_w_direction":"Exactly. A little old-fashioned hazing.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18135,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Hi. Are there any local companies that rent antigravity machines?","text_w_direction":"Hi. Are there any local companies that rent antigravity machines?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18136,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Woman over speakerphone","text":"Antigravity machines?","text_w_direction":"Antigravity machines?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18137,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"That's right. Yeah.","text_w_direction":"That's right. Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18138,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Woman over speakerphone","text":"What do they do exactly?","text_w_direction":"What do they do exactly?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18139,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"They make you feel lighter...","text_w_direction":"They make you feel lighter...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18140,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Woman over speakerphone","text":"Antigravity... Um... Anti...depressants? I could put you through to someone on that.","text_w_direction":"Antigravity... Um... Anti...depressants? I could put you through to someone on that.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18141,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18142,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"[knock on door] Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18143,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"Hey Michael.","text_w_direction":"Hey Michael.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18144,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, hey, do you still work here?","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey, do you still work here?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18145,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"I'd like to introduce you to my replacement.","text_w_direction":"I'd like to introduce you to my replacement.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18146,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Nah.","text_w_direction":"Nah.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18147,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"Come on.","text_w_direction":"Come on.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18148,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No. I think I will pass.","text_w_direction":"No. I think I will pass.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18149,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"Michael Scott, this is Holly.","text_w_direction":"Michael Scott, this is Holly.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18150,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18151,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hi. Yeah. Right. Okay, well, they hired a female Toby. Good for the world. Thank you, God, for creating two of you. Here's how things work here","text_w_direction":"Hi. Yeah. Right. Okay, well, they hired a female Toby. Good for the world. Thank you, God, for creating two of you. Here's how things work here[/b]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18152,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Man, someone doesn't like H.R.","text_w_direction":"Man, someone doesn't like H.R.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18153,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18154,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"What did you do to him?","text_w_direction":"[to Toby] What did you do to him?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18155,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"Nothing.","text_w_direction":"Nothing.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18156,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"T-No. He tortured me... with his awfulness.","text_w_direction":"T-No. He tortured me... with his awfulness.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18157,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Yeah, I know what you mean. I nearly fell asleep when he gave me a tour of the files. Um, well look, I'll let you get back to work, but I-I really look forward to working with you, Mr. Scott.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I know what you mean. I nearly fell asleep when he gave me a tour of the files. Um, well look, I'll let you get back to work, but I-I really look forward to working with you, Mr. Scott.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18158,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Y-You can-Michael.","text_w_direction":"Y-You can-Michael.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18159,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Thanks to Toby, I have a very strong prejudice against Human Resources. I believe that the department is a breeding ground for monsters. What I failed to consider though, is that not all monsters are bad. Like E.T. Is Holly our extraterrestrial? Maybe. Or maybe she's just an awesome woman from this planet.","text_w_direction":"Thanks to Toby, I have a very strong prejudice against Human Resources. I believe that the department is a breeding ground for monsters. What I failed to consider though, is that not all monsters are bad. Like E.T. Is Holly our extraterrestrial? Maybe. Or maybe she's just an awesome woman from this planet.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18160,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"The pleasure's all mine.","text_w_direction":"[shaking Holly's hand] The pleasure's all mine.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18161,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Oh, thanks. I'm really looking forward to sitting down with you and finding out more about what you do here.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thanks. I'm really looking forward to sitting down with you and finding out more about what you do here.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18162,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"Any time.","text_w_direction":"Any time.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18163,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"What do you do here?","text_w_direction":"What do you do here?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18164,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"...Excuse me.","text_w_direction":"...Excuse me.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18165,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"What is wrong with this woman? She's asking about stuff that's nobody's business. \"What do I do?\"... Really, what do I do here? I should've written it down. \"Qua\" something, uh... qua... quar... quibo, qual...quir-quabity. Quabity assuance! No. No, no, no, no, but I'm getting close.","text_w_direction":"What is wrong with this woman? She's asking about stuff that's nobody's business. \"What do I do?\"... Really, what do I do here? I should've written it down. \"Qua\" something, uh... qua... quar... quibo, qual...quir-quabity. Quabity assuance! No. No, no, no, no, but I'm getting close.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18166,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Have you been introduced to Kevin?","text_w_direction":"[whispering] Have you been introduced to Kevin?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18167,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"No. Which one's Kevin?","text_w_direction":"No. Which one's Kevin? [they glance over at Kevin subtly, who is stifling a giggle]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18168,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"He's here on a special work program. He's slow, you know, in his brain.","text_w_direction":"He's here on a special work program. He's slow, you know, in his brain.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18169,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Oh. Good for you guys.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Good for you guys.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18170,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18171,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Hazing is a fun way to show a new employee that she is not welcome or liked.","text_w_direction":"Hazing is a fun way to show a new employee that she is not welcome or liked.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18172,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Accounting department, listen up. Holly, Human Resources. Angela, Oscar, and Kevin.","text_w_direction":"Accounting department, listen up. Holly, Human Resources. Angela, Oscar, and Kevin. [accountants mumble hellos]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18173,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Hello. Hello. Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hello. Hello. [to Kevin] Hi.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18174,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18175,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"What do you do?","text_w_direction":"What do you do?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18176,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"I do the numbers.","text_w_direction":"I do the numbers.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18177,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Oh, good for you.","text_w_direction":"Oh, good for you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18178,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Do you want a M&M?","text_w_direction":"Do you want a M&M?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18179,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Oh, no, that is so sweet. But thank you though.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, that is so sweet. But thank you though.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18180,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah. I keep them here at my desk so that everybody doesn't take them.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I keep them here at my desk so that everybody doesn't take them.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18181,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Well that is a very safe place for them.","text_w_direction":"Well that is a very safe place for them.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18182,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18183,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Here she is! Holly... You know, if we hung Holly from the ceiling, we'd have to kiss underneath of her. So-I know. Oh, sorry. Question, are you real, or are you a Hollygram?","text_w_direction":"Here she is! Holly... You know, if we hung Holly from the ceiling, we'd have to kiss underneath of her. So-I know. Oh, sorry. Question, are you real, or are you a Hollygram?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18184,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Oh... Nice, I've never heard that one before actually.","text_w_direction":"Oh... [laughs along] Nice, I've never heard that one before actually.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18185,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I bet.","text_w_direction":"I bet.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18186,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"That's good.","text_w_direction":"That's good.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18187,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I bet. Are these guys boring your ears off?","text_w_direction":"I bet. Are these guys boring your ears off?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18188,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"No, no, I...","text_w_direction":"No, no, I...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18189,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh... What, um, what is your commute like? How long does it take to get in?","text_w_direction":"Oh... What, um, what is your commute like? How long does it take to get in?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18190,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Ooh, uh...","text_w_direction":"Ooh, uh...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18191,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You know, I should make you a mix. Do you have a, uh, a CD player?","text_w_direction":"You know, I should make you a mix. Do you have a, uh, a CD player?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18192,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Um... Y-yeah. Okay.","text_w_direction":"Um... Y-yeah. Okay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18193,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18194,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18195,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18196,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18197,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Do you like it? It's a photo of everyone in the office. So you can take it to Costa Rica.","text_w_direction":"Do you like it? It's a photo of everyone in the office. So you can take it to Costa Rica.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18198,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"You're-you're not in it.","text_w_direction":"You're-you're not in it.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18199,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Well I was taking the picture.","text_w_direction":"Well I was taking the picture.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18200,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"I love it. I love it... I would love a picture of the two of us, to also take to Costa Rica.","text_w_direction":"I love it. I love it... I would love a picture of the two of us, to also take to Costa Rica.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18201,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Sure, do you have a camera here?","text_w_direction":"Sure, do you have a camera here?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18202,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"No, uh... Does anyone have a camera here? No one has a camera here. Uh...","text_w_direction":"No, uh... [shouts] Does anyone have a camera here? [no one answers him] No one has a camera here. Uh...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18203,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Okay...","text_w_direction":"Okay...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18204,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"I'm gonna... I'll go get one. Stay.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna... I'll go get one. Stay. [runs out of the office]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18205,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"So I just got the fax closing the sale, and uh, it's big. It is really big.","text_w_direction":"[on the phone] So I just got the fax closing the sale, and uh, it's big. It is really big.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18206,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Congratulations!","text_w_direction":"Congratulations!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18207,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18208,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Don't interrupt.","text_w_direction":"Don't interrupt.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18209,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I just-","text_w_direction":"I just-","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18210,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Congratulations on doing your job. Did you enter the sale on the website?","text_w_direction":"Congratulations on doing your job. Did you enter the sale on the website?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18211,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"No, I didn't. I just logged it in right here, so...","text_w_direction":"No, I didn't. I just logged it in right here, so...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18212,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"All right, try to be a team player here, Jim. Log it in the website.","text_w_direction":"All right, try to be a team player here, Jim. Log it in the website.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18213,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"All right, well it already went through, so...","text_w_direction":"All right, well it already went through, so...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18214,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Don't worry about that. Just re-log it.","text_w_direction":"Don't worry about that. Just re-log it. [hangs up]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18215,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Hello?","text_w_direction":"Hello?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18216,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hmm... Jim? I am downloading some N3P...","text_w_direction":"[listening to \"Crash Into Me\" on his computer] Hmm... Jim? [Jim comes into his office] I am downloading some N3P...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18217,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"That's not it.","text_w_direction":"That's not it.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18218,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Music...","text_w_direction":"Music...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18219,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18220,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"For a CD mix tape...","text_w_direction":"For a CD mix tape...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18221,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Close.","text_w_direction":"Close.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18222,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"For Holly.","text_w_direction":"For Holly.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18223,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Mmhmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmhmm.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18224,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"And I'm looking for perfect songs that work on two levels.","text_w_direction":"And I'm looking for perfect songs that work on two levels.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18225,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"What are the two levels?","text_w_direction":"What are the two levels?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18226,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"The two levels being, uh, \"Welcome to Scranton\"...","text_w_direction":"The two levels being, uh, \"Welcome to Scranton\"...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18227,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Mmhmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmhmm.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18228,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"And \"I... love you.\"","text_w_direction":"And \"I... love you.\"","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18229,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. Let's start with the \"I love you\" level.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Let's start with the \"I love you\" level.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18230,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, what's the group that was from Scranton that made it big? Was that U2?","text_w_direction":"Hey, what's the group that was from Scranton that made it big? Was that U2?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18231,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yes. You don't love Holly.","text_w_direction":"Yes. You don't love Holly.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18232,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I think I do.","text_w_direction":"I think I do.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18233,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"But you just met her.","text_w_direction":"But you just met her.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18234,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well, it was love at first sight. Actually, it was-no, it was when I heard her voice. It was love at first see with my ears.","text_w_direction":"Well, it was love at first sight. Actually, it was-no, it was when I heard her voice. It was love at first see with my ears.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18235,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, okay, it doesn't work like that.","text_w_direction":"Oh, okay, it doesn't work like that.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18236,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well, you're not a romantic.","text_w_direction":"Well, you're not a romantic.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18237,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Actually, I think I am. And I have a little bit of experience in office romance.","text_w_direction":"Actually, I think I am. And I have a little bit of experience in office romance.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18238,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh really?","text_w_direction":"Oh really?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18239,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18240,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Like, with who?","text_w_direction":"Like, with who?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18241,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"We've been through this.","text_w_direction":"We've been through this.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18242,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Pam?","text_w_direction":"Pam?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18243,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yes, we are still dating. And guess what? I took it slow.","text_w_direction":"Yes, we are still dating. And guess what? I took it slow.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18244,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, you took it too slow.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you took it too slow.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18245,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Well, we're really happy.","text_w_direction":"Well, we're really happy.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18246,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"This thing with Holly feels a lot like love to me.","text_w_direction":"This thing with Holly feels a lot like love to me.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18247,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"And that's really sweet. And you can think that. But you don't say that out loud, and you definitely don't say it to her.","text_w_direction":"And that's really sweet. And you can think that. But you don't say that out loud, and you definitely don't say it to her.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18248,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I don't want her to get away.","text_w_direction":"I don't want her to get away.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18249,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I know. Here, Michael, you can court her as you get to know her, you know? I mean, the office is a great place for that. Pam and I, we got to know each other right out there. I mean, the first time we joked around was at my desk. And the first meal we ever had was, in the break room, actually. We were at two separate tables and, I remember that. The first time we kissed even, was right outside, and... Look, all I'm saying is that you can get to know someone really really well, like I did, right here at work.","text_w_direction":"I know. Here, Michael, you can court her as you get to know her, you know? I mean, the office is a great place for that. Pam and I, we got to know each other right out there. I mean, the first time we joked around was at my desk. And the first meal we ever had was, in the break room, actually. We were at two separate tables and, I remember that. The first time we kissed even, was right outside, and... Look, all I'm saying is that you can get to know someone really really well, like I did, right here at work.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18250,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I was thinking... fireworks for the party. What do you think?","text_w_direction":"I was thinking... fireworks for the party. What do you think?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18251,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh boy. I appreciate your help, but I can't...","text_w_direction":"Oh boy. I appreciate your help, but I can't...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18252,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I just meant I wanted to pay to have fireworks at the party.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I just meant I wanted to pay to have fireworks at the party.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18253,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Why would you do that?","text_w_direction":"Why would you do that?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18254,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Because I'm gonna miss Toby. Yep, he's a heck of a guy, and I think we should send him off right. It doesn't matter. Here ya go.","text_w_direction":"Because I'm gonna miss Toby. Yep, he's a heck of a guy, and I think we should send him off right. It doesn't matter. Here ya go. [hands her an envelope with money in it]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18255,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18256,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Well we all want a good party, right?","text_w_direction":"Well we all want a good party, right?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18257,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I'm going to propose tonight. Holy crap!","text_w_direction":"I'm going to propose tonight. Holy crap!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18258,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Hey Kevin.","text_w_direction":"Hey Kevin.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18259,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18260,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Do you need some help?","text_w_direction":"Do you need some help?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18261,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"I can't decide what to get.","text_w_direction":"I can't decide what to get.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18262,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Well, what do you like to eat?","text_w_direction":"Well, what do you like to eat?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18263,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Well I like pretzels, but, I really like chips.","text_w_direction":"Well I like pretzels, but, I really like chips.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18264,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Hmm. Well how much money do you have there? Okay, let's see... fifty... Oh, this is a button. Okay. Fifty-five, sixty-five, okay, you have seventy-five cents. So, that means you could get anything up in the top row.","text_w_direction":"Hmm. Well how much money do you have there? [looks at the change in his hand] Okay, let's see... fifty... Oh, this is a button. Okay. Fifty-five, sixty-five, okay, you have seventy-five cents. So, that means you could get anything up in the top row.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18265,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Hmm...","text_w_direction":"Hmm...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18266,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"I'm totally gonna bang Holly! She is cute, and helpful, and she really seems into me.","text_w_direction":"I'm totally gonna bang Holly! She is cute, and helpful, and she really seems into me.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18267,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, Ryan, it's Jim. Look man, I don't know what's gotten into you lately, but you know what? I really don't care, because you're trying to get rid of me. And I bet you don't think I care enough about this job to actually fight back, but you're wrong, because I do, and I will. So you can keep trying to push me out of this place, but guess what? I'm not going anywhere.","text_w_direction":"[on phone, leaving a message] Hey, Ryan, it's Jim. Look man, I don't know what's gotten into you lately, but you know what? I really don't care, because you're trying to get rid of me. And I bet you don't think I care enough about this job to actually fight back, but you're wrong, because I do, and I will. So you can keep trying to push me out of this place, but guess what? I'm not going anywhere. [hangs up and exhales sharply]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18268,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Damn it!","text_w_direction":"[tool clicking] Damn it!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18269,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hello, Holly. Woah, what are you doing? You don't, uh, you don't have to do that. I mean, we have already put-together chairs. That's how we buy them actually.","text_w_direction":"Hello, Holly. [Holly is on the floor with her desk chair in pieces] Woah, what are you doing? You don't, uh, you don't have to do that. I mean, we have already put-together chairs. That's how we buy them actually.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18270,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Oh, I'm trying to adjust the lumbar support on Toby's chair and... that made this up/down lever thing not work, and then I took the whole chair apart, and that... is the story of me on the floor. It's pretty good, right? You know, I'm gonna sell the movie rights.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'm trying to adjust the lumbar support on Toby's chair and... that made this up/down lever thing not work, and then I took the whole chair apart, and that... is the story of me on the floor. It's pretty good, right? You know, I'm gonna sell the movie rights.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18271,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"And the sequel, \"Woman Stands at Desk and Works.\" So, I have no idea how you, how you sit like that.","text_w_direction":"And the sequel, \"Woman Stands at Desk and Works.\" So, I have no idea how you, [he sits on the floor] how you sit like that.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18272,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Yoga.","text_w_direction":"Yoga.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18273,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Sit on floor and put together chair we will. Yo-da. Um...","text_w_direction":"[as Yoda] Sit on floor and put together chair we will. [laughs nervously] Yo-da. Um...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18274,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Pass curvy metal piece, you will.","text_w_direction":"[as Yoda] Pass curvy metal piece, you will.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18275,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"So are you in down this weekend? Cause, I'm not-I'm not... I'm not gonna be in town. I'm going out of town.","text_w_direction":"So are you in down this weekend? Cause, I'm not-I'm not... I'm not gonna be in town. I'm going out of town.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18276,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Ohh, so you can't make my orgy? Kidding!","text_w_direction":"Ohh, so you can't make my orgy? Kidding!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18277,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Kidding. Acting!","text_w_direction":"Kidding. [overdramatically] Acting!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18278,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Acting!","text_w_direction":"[overdramatically] Acting!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18279,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Acting!","text_w_direction":"[overdramatically] Acting!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18280,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Lovitz.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Lovitz.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18281,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18282,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I did it!","text_w_direction":"I did it! [exhales]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18283,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"What'd you do?","text_w_direction":"What'd you do?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18284,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I talked to her-Holly. Just pleasantries, nothing, you know... not like, do you want kids or, religion, or what side of the bed do you want. Hey, I can take either side of the bed at this point.","text_w_direction":"I talked to her-Holly. Just pleasantries, nothing, you know... not like, do you want kids or, religion, or what side of the bed do you want. Hey, I can take either side of the bed at this point.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18285,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Wow. Okay, so how'd that feel?","text_w_direction":"Wow. Okay, so how'd that feel?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18286,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"It was hard. I wanted to kiss her.","text_w_direction":"It was hard. I wanted to kiss her.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18287,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, I'm so glad you didn't.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'm so glad you didn't.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18288,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Whew, oh God. Laying a base. Laying a base...","text_w_direction":"Whew, oh God. [inhales] Laying a base. Laying a base...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18289,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"There you go. There's plenty of base-laying left, right?... Hey. Hey!","text_w_direction":"There you go. There's plenty of base-laying left, right?... Hey. Hey!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18290,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah...","text_w_direction":"[giddy] Yeah...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18291,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Hello Angela.","text_w_direction":"Hello Angela.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18292,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Phyllis, you look like you're gonna have a heart attack.","text_w_direction":"Phyllis, you look like you're gonna have a heart attack.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18293,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Can I get a list of your vendors?","text_w_direction":"Can I get a list of your vendors?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18294,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"I shredded it.","text_w_direction":"I shredded it.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18295,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Why would you do that?","text_w_direction":"Why would you do that?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18296,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Gosh, I just don't know. Why do you think?","text_w_direction":"Gosh, I just don't know. Why do you think?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18297,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Sorry.","text_w_direction":"[knocks files off desk] Sorry.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18298,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"What'd you guys do?","text_w_direction":"[Michael and Holly are still working on the chair] What'd you guys do?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18299,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, there he is. Thought you had gone home already. Why don't you go home, and come back for the party?","text_w_direction":"Oh, there he is. Thought you had gone home already. Why don't you go home, and come back for the party?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18300,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"Well, we still have to do the exit interview.","text_w_direction":"Well, we still have to do the exit interview.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18301,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yes we do.","text_w_direction":"Yes we do.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18302,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I'll let you in on a little secret","text_w_direction":"I'll let you in on a little secret[/b]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18303,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"Wow, thanks, Michael, I...","text_w_direction":"[Michael hands him a present] Wow, thanks, Michael, I...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18304,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Can I just say that, of all the idiots, in all the idiot villages, in all the idiot worlds, you stand alone, my friend.","text_w_direction":"Can I just say that, of all the idiots, in all the idiot villages, in all the idiot worlds, you stand alone, my friend.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18305,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"[enters conference room] Hello.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18306,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hey! Hi, good to see you.","text_w_direction":"Hey! Hi, good to see you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18307,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"You too.","text_w_direction":"You too.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18308,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I'm just having a little exit interview.","text_w_direction":"I'm just having a little exit interview.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18309,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Yeah, I know, that's why I'm here.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I know, that's why I'm here.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18310,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Um, no, no, no. This is very boring stuff. Why don't you take a tour? Have you seen the baler?","text_w_direction":"Um, no, no, no. This is very boring stuff. Why don't you take a tour? Have you seen the baler?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18311,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"No, no, I'll look at it later. It's part of my job.","text_w_direction":"No, no, I'll look at it later. It's part of my job.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18312,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18313,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Did you need me to take notes?","text_w_direction":"[enters conference room] Did you need me to take notes?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18314,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"Hi Pam. Stay.","text_w_direction":"Hi Pam. Stay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18315,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18316,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Um... Alright, well then, I will proceed. I just have some questions that I was gonna ask. Um... Who do you think you are?","text_w_direction":"Um... Alright, well then, I will proceed. [takes out note cards] I just have some questions that I was gonna ask. Um... Who do you think you are?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18317,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"I'm Toby.","text_w_direction":"I'm Toby.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18318,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. Correct. Um... What gives-what-what gives you the right?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Correct. Um... What gives-what-what gives you the right?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18319,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Um, I-I brought the binder. Do you wanna take a little look?","text_w_direction":"Um, I-I brought the binder. Do you wanna take a little look?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18320,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Sure. You know what? That sounds good. I'll take a little look-see.","text_w_direction":"Sure. You know what? That sounds good. I'll take a little look-see.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18321,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Here you go.","text_w_direction":"Here you go.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18322,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you. What would you improve about Dunder Mifflin?","text_w_direction":"Thank you. [reads] What would you improve about Dunder Mifflin?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18323,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"This place, um...","text_w_direction":"This place, um...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18324,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well, no no no no no...","text_w_direction":"Well, no no no no no...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18325,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"I've got some ideas, I guess...","text_w_direction":"I've got some ideas, I guess...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18326,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No no no no no. I'm not asking it. I'm just reading it out loud.","text_w_direction":"No no no no no. I'm not asking it. I'm just reading it out loud.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18327,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Oh, I'd like to hear the answer.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'd like to hear the answer.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18328,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"Well let me see... I would, uh...","text_w_direction":"Well let me see... I would, uh...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18329,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I'll kill you.","text_w_direction":"[hides his face from Holly; whispers to Toby] I'll kill you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18330,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"I guess everything's okay.","text_w_direction":"I guess everything's okay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18331,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"I made it this far, right? What's the point?","text_w_direction":"I made it this far, right? What's the point?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18332,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Toby, why don't you open your present?","text_w_direction":"Toby, why don't you open your present?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18333,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, no no no, no, no. No, this-hey, hey, hey, hey, this might not be what I think... that I don't even know is in there, because there are a lot of presents in my car, and I don't know which is which...","text_w_direction":"Oh, no no no, no, no. No, this-hey, hey, hey, hey, this might not be what I think... that I don't even know is in there, because there are a lot of presents in my car, and I don't know which is which...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18334,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"\"Suck on this.\"","text_w_direction":"[unwraps present; present is a rock with a Post-It note rubber-banded to it; reads] \"Suck on this.\"","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18335,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"What the hell is that?","text_w_direction":"What the hell is that?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18336,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Michael...","text_w_direction":"Michael...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18337,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"That's... What do you mean, \"Michael\"? That's not even my handwriting. Hey! What the hell is going on here?! Who thought it would be hysterical to give Toby a rock for his going-away gift?!","text_w_direction":"That's... What do you mean, \"Michael\"? That's not even my handwriting. [exits conference room] Hey! What the hell is going on here?! Who thought it would be hysterical to give Toby a rock for his going-away gift?!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18338,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"You did.","text_w_direction":"You did.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18339,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18340,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"You made me wrap it. I thought it was over the line. I just-","text_w_direction":"You made me wrap it. I thought it was over the line. I just- [Michael slams conference room door in his face]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18341,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, you know what that is? You know what that is? That is... a psyche. Psyche. So, that is not my real gift to Toby.","text_w_direction":"Okay, you know what that is? You know what that is? That is... a psyche. Psyche. So, that is not my real gift to Toby.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18342,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"So what is your gift?","text_w_direction":"So what is your gift?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18343,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"My gift is forthcoming, Pam.","text_w_direction":"My gift is forthcoming, Pam.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18344,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"What is it?","text_w_direction":"What is it?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18345,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I am going to give Toby...","text_w_direction":"I am going to give Toby...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18346,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Your watch?","text_w_direction":"Your watch?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18347,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"...Yes, I am. That was it. How did you know that?","text_w_direction":"...Yes, I am. That was it. How did you know that?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18348,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I just knew.","text_w_direction":"I just knew.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18349,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"How did you know?","text_w_direction":"How did you know?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18350,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Oh that is so sweet.","text_w_direction":"Oh that is so sweet.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18351,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well... That's my watch.","text_w_direction":"Well... That's my watch.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18352,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"Thanks, I'm gonna set it to Costa Rica time.","text_w_direction":"Thanks, I'm gonna set it to Costa Rica time.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18353,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, that's good.","text_w_direction":"Hey, that's good.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18354,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"Hey, it's the kid! Look, look, look, look, look! Hey! It's the temp! Look!","text_w_direction":"[from outside the conference room] Hey, it's the kid! Look, look, look, look, look! [Michael, Toby, Holly, and Pam exit the conference room] Hey! It's the temp! Look! [everyone is crowded around Jim's computer]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18355,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh my gosh.","text_w_direction":"Oh my gosh.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18356,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"It's the temp!","text_w_direction":"It's the temp! [all are watching a YouTube video of Ryan being escorted out of Dunder Mifflin corporate offices by policemen]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18357,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Is that the police?","text_w_direction":"Is that the police?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18358,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18359,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18360,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Well this is what happened","text_w_direction":"Well this is what happened","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18361,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh my God. Ryan... Oh my God.","text_w_direction":"[still watching video of Ryan] Oh my God. Ryan... Oh my God.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18362,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"I cannot wait to visit Ryan in prison. I'm gonna wear my hottest track suit, and get my hair done, and then be like, \"Hi Ryan.\" And then all the other prisoners are gonna be like, \"Damn! Ryan, you got a hot ex-girlfriend. Ooh, I would never have treated her so bad when I was outside of prison.\"","text_w_direction":"I cannot wait to visit Ryan in prison. I'm gonna wear my hottest track suit, and get my hair done, and then be like, \"Hi Ryan.\" And then all the other prisoners are gonna be like, \"Damn! Ryan, you got a hot ex-girlfriend. Ooh, I would never have treated her so bad when I was outside of prison.\"","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18363,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Would you do me a favor and connect me to Ryan?","text_w_direction":"Would you do me a favor and connect me to Ryan?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18364,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Absolutely.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely. [dials and hands Jim receiver]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18365,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Right to voicemail. Hey, Ryan, it's Jim. You know what? Totally disregard that last voicemail, because you obviously have your hands tied. Good luck!","text_w_direction":"[clears throat] Right to voicemail. [into phone] Hey, Ryan, it's Jim. You know what? Totally disregard that last voicemail, because you obviously have your hands tied. Good luck! [hangs up]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18366,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"What's protocol on this?","text_w_direction":"What's protocol on this?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18367,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"I normally do nothing, I guess. No, you shouldn't-","text_w_direction":"I normally do nothing, I guess. No, you shouldn't- [Holly knocks on Michael's door]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18368,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Michael, are you okay?","text_w_direction":"Michael, are you okay?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18369,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I'm just worried about my friend.","text_w_direction":"[voice straining] I'm just worried about my friend.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18370,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Oh, of course you are.","text_w_direction":"Oh, of course you are.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18371,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Just, I'm fine. I'm holding it together. I-I have a business to run.","text_w_direction":"Just, I'm fine. I'm holding it together. I-I have a business to run.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18372,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"No, hey.","text_w_direction":"No, hey.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18373,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I'm cool.","text_w_direction":"I'm cool.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18374,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Stop. You can let yourself be upset. He's your friend. You know what I usually find?...","text_w_direction":"Stop. You can let yourself be upset. He's your friend. You know what I usually find?...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18375,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Holly is sweet and simple, like a lady baker. I would not be surprised to find out that she had worked in a bakery before coming here. She has that kind of warmth. I'm pretty sure she's baked on a professional level.","text_w_direction":"Holly is sweet and simple, like a lady baker. I would not be surprised to find out that she had worked in a bakery before coming here. She has that kind of warmth. I'm pretty sure she's baked on a professional level.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18376,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Woah! Cool! A bouncy house!","text_w_direction":"[everyone exits the building to find a carnival-themed party in the parking lot] Woah! Cool! A bouncy house!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18377,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Kevin, take your shoes off first!","text_w_direction":"Kevin, take your shoes off first!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18378,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No antigravity machine, huh?","text_w_direction":"No antigravity machine, huh?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18379,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Sorry, Michael, I don't think they're real.","text_w_direction":"Sorry, Michael, I don't think they're real.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18380,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Ferris wheel's pretty cool though.","text_w_direction":"Ferris wheel's pretty cool though.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18381,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Wow. Look at our parking lot.","text_w_direction":"Wow. Look at our parking lot.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18382,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, who'd have thought?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, who'd have thought? [Pam sees fireworks being set up; smiles]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18383,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Is Jim gonna propose tonight? He is, isn't he? No, he's not... Is he?","text_w_direction":"Is Jim gonna propose tonight? He is, isn't he? No, he's not... Is he?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18384,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Oh, it was a pretty good company, but I just couldn't see a future there. They kept hiring from the outside. It was easy to get in but impossible to rise up.","text_w_direction":"Oh, it was a pretty good company, but I just couldn't see a future there. They kept hiring from the outside. It was easy to get in but impossible to rise up.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18385,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"That's what she... a lot of places are like that.","text_w_direction":"That's what she... a lot of places are like that.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18386,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"I think it's really cool you hired Kevin.","text_w_direction":"I think it's really cool you hired Kevin.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18387,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18388,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"You have it?","text_w_direction":"You have it?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18389,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Meredith","text":"Almost.","text_w_direction":"Almost. [she unlocks Holly's car]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18390,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, here we go. Here we go. Put it in.","text_w_direction":"Okay, here we go. Here we go. [Mose carries a raccoon in a cage] Put it in. [he puts the raccoon in the car]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18391,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I like, uh...","text_w_direction":"I like, uh...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18392,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"That-That's my car.","text_w_direction":"That-That's my car.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18393,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hey. What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"Hey. What are you doing?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18394,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Mose!","text_w_direction":"[Mose drops cage and runs] Mose!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18395,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"What the hell is going on here?!","text_w_direction":"What the hell is going on here?!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18396,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"N-nothing you need to know the details of.","text_w_direction":"N-nothing you need to know the details of.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18397,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"There is a raccoon in the car, Dwight!","text_w_direction":"There is a raccoon in the car, Dwight!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18398,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"N-no there's not.","text_w_direction":"N-no there's not.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18399,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Why did you do that?","text_w_direction":"Why did you do that?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18400,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"It was playful hazing.","text_w_direction":"It was playful hazing.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18401,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No. There is no such thing as playful hazing. Dwight, I want you to look at Holly right now. Everybody, I want you to look at Holly right now, and maybe if you look at her deeply enough, you will see what I see in her. And that is that we are all very lucky to have her here. Holly is the best thing that has happened to this company since World War II. Fifty years, she is the best. Take care of that, all right?","text_w_direction":"No. There is no such thing as playful hazing. Dwight, I want you to look at Holly right now. Everybody, I want you to look at Holly right now, and maybe if you look at her deeply enough, you will see what I see in her. And that is that we are all very lucky to have her here. Holly is the best thing that has happened to this company since World War II. Fifty years, she is the best. [to Dwight] Take care of that, all right?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18402,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"It's not rabid.","text_w_direction":"It's not rabid.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18403,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Shh...","text_w_direction":"Shh...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18404,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Meredith","text":"Thanks for bringing that up.","text_w_direction":"Thanks for bringing that up.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18405,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Get it out. Come on, get it out. Get it out.","text_w_direction":"Get it out. Come on, get it out. Get it out.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18406,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I'm really sorry.","text_w_direction":"I'm really sorry.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18407,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Michael, thank you so much for saying that. I feel so welcome here.","text_w_direction":"Michael, thank you so much for saying that. [puts a hand on his arm] I feel so welcome here.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18408,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah...","text_w_direction":"Yeah...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18409,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"I just... Um, excuse me.","text_w_direction":"I just... Um, excuse me.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18410,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Did you see that! Did you see it? Did you see what... wow-wee! Uh, well, Jan didn't believe in showing affection, so... sometimes I don't know how to react when a girl touches me. Oh... I like it!","text_w_direction":"Did you see that! Did you see it? Did you see what... wow-wee! Uh, well, Jan didn't believe in showing affection, so... sometimes I don't know how to react when a girl touches me. Oh... I like it! [giggles]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18411,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Vance Refrigeration guy","text":"Hey Mrs. Vance, we're all out!","text_w_direction":"Hey Mrs. Vance, we're all out!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18412,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Hey, Kev, I need you to do me a solid and go buy some more barbeque sauce. Okay.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Kev, I need you to do me a solid and go buy some more barbeque sauce. [Kevin nods] Okay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18413,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Cool! You drive your own car?","text_w_direction":"Cool! You drive your own car?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18414,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Yup. This is my car. Do you drive your own car?","text_w_direction":"Yup. This is my car. Do you drive your own car?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18415,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Yep. Just like you.","text_w_direction":"Yep. Just like you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18416,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Okay, bye.","text_w_direction":"Okay, bye.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18417,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Bye. Kevin, I'm really proud of you.","text_w_direction":"Bye. Kevin, I'm really proud of you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18418,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Alright! Let's hear it for Darryl and his band. You know what? Let's also give a shout-out to Phyllis for this awesome party, huh?","text_w_direction":"[on microphone] Alright! Let's hear it for Darryl and his band. [applause] You know what? Let's also give a shout-out to Phyllis for this awesome party, huh?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18419,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Yay, Phyllis!","text_w_direction":"[everyone applauds] Yay, Phyllis!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18420,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Probably the best one that we have ever had, right? But the real reason that we are here, is to say goodbye to a guy who we will probably never ever see again. Now, a lot of you know that I am an accomplished songwriter.","text_w_direction":"Probably the best one that we have ever had, right? [cheers and applause] But the real reason that we are here, is to say goodbye to a guy who we will probably never ever see again. Now, a lot of you know that I am an accomplished songwriter.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18421,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Song parody writer.","text_w_direction":"Song parody writer.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18422,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I have done things like um, \"Beers in Heaven.\"","text_w_direction":"I have done things like um, \"Beers in Heaven.\"","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18423,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Classic.","text_w_direction":"Classic.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18424,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Or, \"Total Eclipse of the Fart.\"","text_w_direction":"Or, \"Total Eclipse of the Fart.\"","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18425,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Not my favorite, but...","text_w_direction":"Not my favorite, but...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18426,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I like that one.","text_w_direction":"I like that one.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18427,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"It's not my favorite...","text_w_direction":"It's not my favorite...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18428,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I like that one.","text_w_direction":"I like that one.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18429,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I love to sing them, but I am not going to be doing that today. I am going to be doing something I wrote specifically for Toby. Do you know, um, \"Goodbye Stranger\"? Supertramp?","text_w_direction":"I love to sing them, but I am not going to be doing that today. I am going to be doing something I wrote specifically for Toby. [to band] Do you know, um, \"Goodbye Stranger\"? Supertramp?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18430,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. [music starts]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18431,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"It was early morning yesterday... I was up before the dawn... and I really have enjoyed my stay... Toby must be movin' on.","text_w_direction":"[sings] It was early morning yesterday... I was up before the dawn... and I really have enjoyed my stay... Toby must be movin' on.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18432,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I'm gonna to miss Toby. He has a nice, calming presence in the office.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna to miss Toby. He has a nice, calming presence in the office.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18433,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Goodbye Toby, it's been nice. Hope you find your paradise...","text_w_direction":"[singing] Goodbye Toby, it's been nice. Hope you find your paradise...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18434,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Don't tell him I said this, but I always thought he was kinda cute.","text_w_direction":"Don't tell him I said this, but I always thought he was kinda cute.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18435,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Come tomorrow, feel no pain! Feel no pain! Toby! Toby! Tobee-yy! Toby's goin' away! See ya! He's outta here! See ya! He's outta here! Ohh! Goodbye Toby! Goodbye Toby! Goodbye Toby! Goodbye Tooo-by!","text_w_direction":"[singing, screaming into the mic] Come tomorrow, feel no pain! Feel no pain! Toby! Toby! Tobee-yy! Toby's goin' away! See ya! He's outta here! See ya! He's outta here! Ohh! Goodbye Toby! Goodbye Toby! Goodbye Toby! Goodbye Tooo-by!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18436,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Not bad.","text_w_direction":"Not bad.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18437,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, hey. Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey. Thanks.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18438,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Someday I would love to hear \"Beers in Heaven.\"","text_w_direction":"Someday I would love to hear \"Beers in Heaven.\"","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18439,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, actu-too soon. It's uh, it's uh, very sexual. Sorry. Kevin. Kevin, where are you? You missed my song, buddy.","text_w_direction":"Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, actu-too soon. It's uh, it's uh, very sexual. [cell phone rings] Sorry. Kevin. [answers] Kevin, where are you? You missed my song, buddy.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18440,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah, Michael, I'm at Gerrity's. You have to come down here.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, Michael, I'm at Gerrity's. You have to come down here.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18441,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Just pay for it and we'll reimburse you when you get back.","text_w_direction":"Just pay for it and we'll reimburse you when you get back.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18442,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"No, I-I brought my money. Michael, there's something that you need to see.","text_w_direction":"No, I-I brought my money. Michael, there's something that you need to see.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18443,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"What is it?","text_w_direction":"What is it?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18444,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Just hurry.","text_w_direction":"Just hurry. [hangs up]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18445,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Is he okay?","text_w_direction":"Is he okay?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18446,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. He's at the supermarket and he needs me.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. He's at the supermarket and he needs me.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18447,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Yeah well, the party, driving to the supermarket... it's a big day for him.","text_w_direction":"Yeah well, the party, driving to the supermarket... it's a big day for him.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18448,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, that's true. Don't move a muscle. I will be back momentarily, all right? No, you can drink-you can finish your drink and then I'll-okay, I'll be back.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, that's true. Don't move a muscle. I will be back momentarily, all right? [Holly freezes; Michael laughs] No, you can drink-you can finish your drink and then I'll-okay, I'll be back.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18449,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Well it was good to see you.","text_w_direction":"Well it was good to see you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18450,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"It was great to see you, Jan.","text_w_direction":"It was great to see you, Jan.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18451,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Yeah, so...","text_w_direction":"Yeah, so...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18452,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"O-kay. Hello Jan.","text_w_direction":"O-kay. Hello Jan.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18453,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Hello... Michael.","text_w_direction":"Hello... Michael.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18454,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Wow, Kevin, really? We're- Sorry. We're in the middle of a party. Is this why you called me down here?","text_w_direction":"Wow, Kevin, really? We're- [to Jan] Sorry. We're in the middle of a party. [to Kevin] Is this why you called me down here?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18455,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah, Michael, I just uh...","text_w_direction":"Yeah, Michael, I just uh...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18456,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"I...","text_w_direction":"I...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18457,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"I think you kids have a lot to catch up on.","text_w_direction":"I think you kids have a lot to catch up on.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18458,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, okay.","text_w_direction":"Oh, okay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18459,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18460,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Thanks, Kevin. Um...","text_w_direction":"Thanks, Kevin. Um... [Kevin walks away, revealing Jan's pregnant belly]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18461,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Wow. I can't believe it! Look at you! Are you nauseous?","text_w_direction":"Wow. I can't believe it! Look at you! [Jan laughs] Are you nauseous?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18462,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18463,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Do you-do you have cravings? You never touched my Propecea, or my Accutane, did you?","text_w_direction":"Do you-do you have cravings? You never touched my Propecea, or my Accutane, did you?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18464,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Uh, no.","text_w_direction":"Uh, no.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18465,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Good. Good. Thank God.","text_w_direction":"Good. Good. Thank God.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18466,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"I didn't...","text_w_direction":"I didn't...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18467,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Cause that's...","text_w_direction":"Cause that's...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18468,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"... touch that.","text_w_direction":"... touch that.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18469,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Wow, I am so happy. I am so deliriously happy...","text_w_direction":"Wow, I am so happy. I am so deliriously happy...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18470,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18471,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Because you're pregnant, and because it obviously happened when we were together. And, I am very...","text_w_direction":"Because you're pregnant, and because it obviously happened when we were together. And, I am very...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18472,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Yeah, it did...","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it did...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18473,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"... proud.","text_w_direction":"... proud.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18474,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"... happen when...","text_w_direction":"... happen when...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18475,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Um...","text_w_direction":"Um...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18476,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"... we were together. That's true. And-but, you... are not... uh, you're not the dad.","text_w_direction":"... we were together. That's true. And-but, you... are not... uh, you're not the dad.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18477,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You cheated on me... when I specifically asked you not to?","text_w_direction":"You cheated on me... when I specifically asked you not to?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18478,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"...Not to. No, I did not. I did not cheat on you. I did not.","text_w_direction":"...Not to. No, I did not. I did not cheat on you. I did not.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18479,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well, okay...","text_w_direction":"Well, okay...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18480,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18481,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"So it's mine, and it's not somebody else's, so... I know... the whole toilet seat thing is a myth, so...","text_w_direction":"So it's mine, and it's not somebody else's, so... I know... the whole toilet seat thing is a myth, so...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18482,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"I went to a sperm bank.","text_w_direction":"I went to a sperm bank.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18483,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You did?","text_w_direction":"You did?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18484,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Yuh-huh.","text_w_direction":"Yuh-huh.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18485,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"When we were going out?","text_w_direction":"When we were going out?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18486,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Uh, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Uh, yeah.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18487,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"W-I don't understand. You always used to be very cautious... I'd wear two condoms.","text_w_direction":"W-I don't understand. You always used to be very cautious... I'd wear two condoms.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18488,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18489,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You'd rather have somebody else's sperm than my sperm?","text_w_direction":"You'd rather have somebody else's sperm than my sperm?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18490,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"No, no no... it's not just any sperm bank. I mean, it's really... this is a really, really great place. It's amazing, actually. I'm gonna bring you the catalogue. You should look through it. It's... and it's-in fact, it's right next to that little breakfast place that you like in the city where you can draw on the tables.","text_w_direction":"No, no no... it's not just any sperm bank. I mean, it's really... this is a really, really great place. It's amazing, actually. I'm gonna bring you the catalogue. You should look through it. It's... and it's-in fact, it's right next to that little breakfast place that you like in the city where you can draw on the tables.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18491,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"IHop.","text_w_direction":"IHop.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18492,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"IHop.","text_w_direction":"IHop.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18493,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"If I was 22, and I had lots of time to have lots of children, then sure, let's let Michael have a shot at one of 'em. But, honestly, I need to make this one count.","text_w_direction":"If I was 22, and I had lots of time to have lots of children, then sure, let's let Michael have a shot at one of 'em. But, honestly, I need to make this one count.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18494,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Oh, that's really good. I feel so much better. I just needed to get all that out onto the table.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that's really good. I feel so much better. I just needed to get all that out onto the table.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18495,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I'm glad you told me.","text_w_direction":"I'm glad you told me.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18496,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Look, I don't know what you're gonna be doing tomorrow, but I have my Lamaze class in Allentown, and um... you could come. I usually, you know, use a foam noodle instead of a partner...","text_w_direction":"Look, I don't know what you're gonna be doing tomorrow, but I have my Lamaze class in Allentown, and um... you could come. I usually, you know, use a foam noodle instead of a partner...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18497,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Um, I'll... I have to think about it.","text_w_direction":"Um, I'll... I have to think about it.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18498,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18499,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"My whole life, I have known two things","text_w_direction":"My whole life, I have known two things[/b]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18500,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Oh look, they're starting.","text_w_direction":"Oh look, they're starting. [all watch fireworks display; scattered applause and cheers; Darryl's band plays soft music]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18501,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Well, I hope you had fun today, because you're never ever throwing a party again.","text_w_direction":"[to Phyllis] Well, I hope you had fun today, because you're never ever throwing a party again.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18502,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Hey...","text_w_direction":"[gets engagement ring from his pocket] Hey...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18503,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Can I have your attention please? I was waiting for the right time to do this, and I can't think of a better time than right now, with the music playing, and all our friends around, and fireworks going off... My parents are here! Andrew and Ellen Bernard. Thank you for sharing in this joyous moment. Miss Angela Martin, will you please join me onstage? Okay, then I will come to you, my flower.","text_w_direction":"[on microphone] Can I have your attention please? [music stops] I was waiting for the right time to do this, and I can't think of a better time than right now, with the music playing, and all our friends around, and fireworks going off... My parents are here! Andrew and Ellen Bernard. Thank you for sharing in this joyous moment. Miss Angela Martin, will you please join me onstage? [Angela shakes her head 'no'] Okay, then I will come to you, my flower. [knocks over Darryl's keyboard]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18504,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Unh! Damn it!","text_w_direction":"Unh! Damn it!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18505,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Angela, will you do me the honor... of giving me your tiny hand in marriage?","text_w_direction":"Angela, will you do me the honor... of giving me your tiny hand in marriage? [shows her a ring]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18506,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"...Okay.","text_w_direction":"...Okay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18507,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Into the mic, sweetie.","text_w_direction":"Into the mic, sweetie.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18508,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"I said, okay.","text_w_direction":"I said, okay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18509,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"She said yes! And the crowd goes wild! Woo!","text_w_direction":"She said yes! [light applause] And the crowd goes wild! Woo! [music starts playing; Jim puts his ring back in his pocket and exhales sharply]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18510,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"I've been carrying that ring around in my wallet for six years. Because you don't know when you're gonna meet the right girl and the moment's gonna be right. And tonight, with the fireworks, and the music, and everything... it was right.","text_w_direction":"I've been carrying that ring around in my wallet for six years. Because you don't know when you're gonna meet the right girl and the moment's gonna be right. And tonight, with the fireworks, and the music, and everything... it was right.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18511,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Can I be your bridesmaid?","text_w_direction":"Can I be your bridesmaid?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18512,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18513,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Well... it's my own fault.","text_w_direction":"Well... it's my own fault.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18514,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Tuna! I'm engaged!","text_w_direction":"Tuna! [hugs Jim; makes small explosion sound] I'm engaged!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18515,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I know. That's awesome, man. That's great.","text_w_direction":"I know. That's awesome, man. That's great.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18516,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Mr. Andrew Bernard... it's got a nice ring to it.","text_w_direction":"Mr. Andrew Bernard... it's got a nice ring to it.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18517,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"Hey. Hey, you know, I just realized uh, I don't have a picture of the two of us.","text_w_direction":"Hey. Hey, you know, I just realized uh, I don't have a picture of the two of us.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18518,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, yeah, um...","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah, um...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18519,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"Yeah, could we...","text_w_direction":"Yeah, could we...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18520,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Sure. Meredith, do you mind?","text_w_direction":"Sure. Meredith, do you mind?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18521,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"This one right here.","text_w_direction":"[hands Meredith his camera] This one right here.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18522,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Meredith","text":"Okay. One two three- Oh let's do it again. Pam your smile is weird.","text_w_direction":"Okay. One two three- [takes picture] Oh let's do it again. Pam your smile is weird.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18523,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"It's digital, so just take as many as you want.","text_w_direction":"It's digital, so just take as many as you want.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18524,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Meredith","text":"One, two three- One, two, three-","text_w_direction":"One, two three- [takes picture] One, two, three- [takes picture]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18525,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I don't know, I just, I really thought Jim was gonna propose tonight...","text_w_direction":"I don't know, I just, I really thought Jim was gonna propose tonight...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18526,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Hey there.","text_w_direction":"Hey there.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18527,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18528,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"So you missed something really big.","text_w_direction":"So you missed something really big.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18529,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18530,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Yeah, Andy proposed to one of your accountants.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, Andy proposed to one of your accountants.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18531,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, wow.","text_w_direction":"Oh, wow.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18532,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holy","text":"I'm not so specific as I can be on my first day, but...","text_w_direction":"I'm not so specific as I can be on my first day, but...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18533,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I can see Andy proposing to Angela. I can also see him proposing to Oscar. Oh...","text_w_direction":"Well, I can see Andy proposing to Angela. I can also see him proposing to Oscar. [they chuckle] Oh...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18534,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"So... You know, somehow after all those ribs, I'm still really hungry. I don't know, I was thinking of maybe going off-campus somewhere, getting some dessert, or...","text_w_direction":"So... You know, somehow after all those ribs, I'm still really hungry. I don't know, I was thinking of maybe going off-campus somewhere, getting some dessert, or...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18535,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, um, well, you know what? You should go to the Glider Diner. Ask Stanley about that. Practically lives there.","text_w_direction":"Oh, um, well, you know what? You should go to the Glider Diner. Ask Stanley about that. Practically lives there.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18536,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18537,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"I'll go to the diner with you.","text_w_direction":"I'll go to the diner with you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18538,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Oh that would be great.","text_w_direction":"Oh that would be great.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18539,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah, we can go eat pie.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, we can go eat pie.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18540,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"I love pie.","text_w_direction":"I love pie.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18541,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Me too.","text_w_direction":"Me too.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18542,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18543,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Have a good night.","text_w_direction":"Have a good night.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18544,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Okay. Good night.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Good night.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18545,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Bye.","text_w_direction":"Bye.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18546,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Yeah, it was a good day. I mean, first days are always the hardest, right? Well, I should go. I gotta buckle him in.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it was a good day. I mean, first days are always the hardest, right? Well, I should go. [Kevin is waiting in the car] I gotta buckle him in.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18547,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well this is it. I am here to see you off.","text_w_direction":"Well this is it. I am here to see you off.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18548,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"Thanks... Really, Michael?","text_w_direction":"Thanks... [Hank is standing next to Michael] Really, Michael?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18549,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Sorry. Corporate policy.","text_w_direction":"Sorry. Corporate policy.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18550,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"It's not.","text_w_direction":"It's not.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18551,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You might take something.","text_w_direction":"You might take something.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18552,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Hank","text":"I don't think he's gonna take anything.","text_w_direction":"I don't think he's gonna take anything.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18553,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, security guard.","text_w_direction":"Okay, security guard.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18554,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"Oh, some kind of... alarm.","text_w_direction":"[watch that Michael gave him beeps] Oh, some kind of... alarm.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18555,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18556,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hi, Jan, it's Michael. I just um, I just want to let you know that I am going to go to your Lamaze class tomorrow. Um, and if there's any details you need to fill me in on, like... what exactly Lamaze is, that would be great. And I... will see you tomorrow morning. I am going to be... kind of a daddy.","text_w_direction":"[on phone, leaving a message] Hi, Jan, it's Michael. I just um, I just want to let you know that I am going to go to your Lamaze class tomorrow. Um, and if there's any details you need to fill me in on, like... what exactly Lamaze is, that would be great. And I... will see you tomorrow morning. [hangs up] I am going to be... kind of a daddy.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18557,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Party planning's a real high. Like a runner's high.","text_w_direction":"Party planning's a real high. Like a runner's high. [gets out of elevator; hears moans and heavy breathing coming from office; opens door and sees Dwight and Angela making out]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18558,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Oh my God!","text_w_direction":"[sees Phyllis; gasps] Oh my God!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18559,"season":4,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Toby (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What? [turns and sees Phyllis; Phyllis gasps and drops the box in her hands]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3010,"air_date":"2008-05-15"}
{"index":18560,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"All right, everybody. This is your last meal, so eat up.","text_w_direction":"All right, everybody. This is your last meal, so eat up. [cheering]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18561,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"From this point forward, you will not use the bathroom. We need to keep our starting weights high so we can lose more.","text_w_direction":"From this point forward, you will not use the bathroom. We need to keep our starting weights high so we can lose more.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18562,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"This summer, corporate is sponsoring a little weight loss contest between the branches. Whichever branch loses the most weight gets three extra vacation days.","text_w_direction":"This summer, corporate is sponsoring a little weight loss contest between the branches. Whichever branch loses the most weight gets three extra vacation days.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18563,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Meredith","text":"What should we do with all these leftovers?","text_w_direction":"What should we do with all these leftovers?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18564,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Stanley","text":"I'm taking the dumplings for my wife.","text_w_direction":"I'm taking the dumplings for my wife.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18565,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"No, no, no. This is your last meal. There will be no leftovers.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no. This is your last meal. There will be no leftovers.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18566,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Creed","text":"I can bring these to my shelter.","text_w_direction":"I can bring these to my shelter.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18567,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Stanley","text":"I'm taking my dumplings.","text_w_direction":"I'm taking my dumplings.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18568,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"There. Take those home to your wife.","text_w_direction":"[sprays food with bug poison] There. Take those home to your wife.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18569,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight, Dwight!","text_w_direction":"Dwight, Dwight!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18570,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael, it's time.","text_w_direction":"Michael, it's time.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18571,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Hit the scales, everybody. Right on that black platform. This way. Step it up.","text_w_direction":"Hit the scales, everybody. Right on that black platform. This way. Step it up.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18572,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Darryl","text":"Don't go breaking my scale.","text_w_direction":"Don't go breaking my scale.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18573,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"I'm excited to lose weight for the wedding, because I really want to have washboard abs the first time Angela sees me naked.","text_w_direction":"I'm excited to lose weight for the wedding, because I really want to have washboard abs the first time Angela sees me naked.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18574,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"Ex-squeeze me.","text_w_direction":"Ex-squeeze me.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18575,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"No, I will ex-squeeze you.","text_w_direction":"No, I will ex-squeeze you.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18576,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"OK everybody. Get used to this because we are going to be standing here briefly every Monday for the next seven Mondays.","text_w_direction":"OK everybody. Get used to this because we are going to be standing here briefly every Monday for the next seven Mondays.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18577,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait a minute. One more bite of eclair each. Hold it in your mouth if you can't swallow.","text_w_direction":"Wait a minute. One more bite of eclair each. Hold it in your mouth if you can't swallow.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18578,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Really, nothing?","text_w_direction":"[smiles, looks to Michael][/b] Really, nothing?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18579,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Darryl","text":"2,336 pounds. Y'all need to learn some portion control.","text_w_direction":"2,336 pounds. Y'all need to learn some portion control.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18580,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait a minute. Pam is on the scale.","text_w_direction":"Wait a minute. Pam is on the scale.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18581,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, Pamcake. No, no, no. We would love your extra poundage, but you are going to be leaving us next week, so vamoose. Vamoose, Pam. Dunder Mifflin family only.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Pamcake. No, no, no. We would love your extra poundage, but you are going to be leaving us next week, so vamoose. Vamoose, Pam. Dunder Mifflin family only.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18582,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Family only.","text_w_direction":"Family only.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18583,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Darryl","text":"All right, got it. 2,210 pounds.","text_w_direction":"All right, got it. 2,210 pounds.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18584,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"Pam, you weigh 226 pounds?","text_w_direction":"Pam, you weigh 226 pounds?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18585,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"Almost, Kevin.","text_w_direction":"Almost, Kevin.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18586,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Not almost, though, Holly. I mean, not -- not close to 200...","text_w_direction":"Not almost, though, Holly. I mean, not -- not close to 200...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18587,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"Math is hard.","text_w_direction":"Math is hard.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18588,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18589,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Just, we'll just keep going.","text_w_direction":"Just, we'll just keep going.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18590,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"I'm totally gonna slaughter at the weigh-in today.","text_w_direction":"I'm totally gonna slaughter at the weigh-in today.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18591,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Oscar","text":"All I had this weekend to eat was a chicken breast and a case of Diet Coke.","text_w_direction":"All I had this weekend to eat was a chicken breast and a case of Diet Coke.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18592,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Really? 'Cause I haven't eaten anything since noon on Friday.","text_w_direction":"Really? 'Cause I haven't eaten anything since noon on Friday.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18593,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Oscar","text":"OK. Stanley, come on.","text_w_direction":"OK. [holds elevator] Stanley, come on.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18594,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Stanley","text":"Oh, I forgot something in my car. I'll see you guys up there.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I forgot something in my car. I'll see you guys up there. [takes the stairs after the elevator doors close]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18595,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Stanley","text":"I happen to be losing weight on my own for my own reasons. The truth is, I have lost a little of my speed, a little of my fire. Here's what I used to look like. Look at those biceps. We were fighting the power and eating whatever we wanted.","text_w_direction":"I happen to be losing weight on my own for my own reasons. The truth is, I have lost a little of my speed, a little of my fire. Here's what I used to look like. [holds up old photo] Look at those biceps. We were fighting the power and eating whatever we wanted.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18596,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"And arch your back. And slowly bring up your head.","text_w_direction":"And arch your back. And slowly bring up your head. [Michael and Holly face each other in yoga pose]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18597,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Jimbo.","text_w_direction":"Jimbo.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18598,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Ah, they moved the shower.","text_w_direction":"Ah, they moved the shower.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18599,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Did you see Holly's butt?","text_w_direction":"Did you see Holly's butt?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18600,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"No, I didn't. You know why?","text_w_direction":"No, I didn't. [Michael laughs] You know why?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18601,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18602,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Because most of the time, friends don't talk about other friends' butts.","text_w_direction":"Because most of the time, friends don't talk about other friends' butts.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18603,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18604,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"But what have you learned about her?","text_w_direction":"But what have you learned about her?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18605,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I learned that she broke her left leg twice in one year. I learned that she's allergic to sesame seeds. I learned that she has read \"Lonesome Dove\" three times.","text_w_direction":"I learned that she broke her left leg twice in one year. I learned that she's allergic to sesame seeds. I learned that she has read \"Lonesome Dove\" three times.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18606,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Nice.","text_w_direction":"Nice.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18607,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"And that her butt refuses to quit!","text_w_direction":"And that her butt refuses to quit!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18608,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Well, I tried.","text_w_direction":"Well, I tried. [Michael laughs]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18609,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"You have to agree with me. That's insane.","text_w_direction":"[follows Jim into bathroom] You have to agree with me. [follows Jim back out] That's insane.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18610,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"I'll just go later.","text_w_direction":"I'll just go later.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18611,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I thought you had to pee.","text_w_direction":"I thought you had to pee.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18612,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[forces candy out of vending machine and forces fruit into racks]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18613,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Oscar","text":"Hey, if you're into yoga, I take a great bikram class in Dickson City.","text_w_direction":"Hey, if you're into yoga, I take a great bikram class in Dickson City.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18614,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"Oh, thanks. I should check that out.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thanks. I should check that out.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18615,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Oscar","text":"Also -- and no pressure -- the teacher? He's a catch.","text_w_direction":"Also -- and no pressure -- the teacher? He's a catch.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18616,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"Actually, I'm a lesbian.","text_w_direction":"Actually, I'm a lesbian.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18617,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Oscar","text":"I'm gay!","text_w_direction":"I'm gay!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18618,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"I'm not a lesbian. I don't know why I said that... It's a joke.","text_w_direction":"I'm not a lesbian. I don't know why I said that... It's a joke.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18619,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Oscar","text":"What's the joke?","text_w_direction":"What's the joke?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18620,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"There is no joke. I just said it because I haven't had much luck lately and I'm not really looking to date. Maybe I should switch to women.","text_w_direction":"There is no joke. I just said it because I haven't had much luck lately and I'm not really looking to date. Maybe I should switch to women.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18621,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Oscar","text":"Oh, you think it's a choice?","text_w_direction":"Oh, you think it's a choice?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18622,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"Um, I'm gonna head back to my work area and just--","text_w_direction":"Um, I'm gonna head back to my work area and just--","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18623,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Oscar","text":"I'm messing with you, Holly.","text_w_direction":"I'm messing with you, Holly.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18624,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"I knew that. OK, bye.","text_w_direction":"I knew that. OK, bye.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18625,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Oscar","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18626,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"So you have the directions.","text_w_direction":"So you have the directions.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18627,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18628,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"You have a toothbrush.","text_w_direction":"You have a toothbrush.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18629,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18630,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"You have a cell phone charger.","text_w_direction":"You have a cell phone charger.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18631,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"I have everything.","text_w_direction":"I have everything.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18632,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Tomorrow I start a three-month design program at the Pratt Institute in New York. I will be a little fish in the big apple. What up, 212?","text_w_direction":"Tomorrow I start a three-month design program at the Pratt Institute in New York. I will be a little fish in the big apple. [does hand gesture] What up, 212?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18633,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Fax this for me.","text_w_direction":"Fax this for me.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18634,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Come on, man. She goes to New York in like 10 minutes.","text_w_direction":"Come on, man. She goes to New York in like 10 minutes.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18635,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"It's not gonna take her 10 minutes to fax it, Jim. If I don't see you again, goodbye. Well, actually, I'll see you when you give me the fax confirmation, so never mind.","text_w_direction":"It's not gonna take her 10 minutes to fax it, Jim. [to Pam] If I don't see you again, goodbye. Well, actually, I'll see you when you give me the fax confirmation, so never mind.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18636,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Ang. Ela. Ella, ella, ella. Under my Angerela. Ella, ella, ella. Ay, ay--","text_w_direction":"Ang. Ela. [sings] Ella, ella, ella. Under my Angerela. Ella, ella, ella. Ay, ay--","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18637,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18638,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, check it out. This is The Breakers, Newport, Rhode Island. Huge, awesome gorgeous mansion overlooking the Atlantic. And my dad went to Cornell with the current groundskeeper.","text_w_direction":"Hey, check it out. [hands her brochure] This is The Breakers, Newport, Rhode Island. Huge, awesome gorgeous mansion overlooking the Atlantic. And my dad went to Cornell with the current groundskeeper.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18639,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Every little boy fantasizes about his fairy-tale wedding.","text_w_direction":"Every little boy fantasizes about his fairy-tale wedding.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18640,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"No. No.","text_w_direction":"No. No.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18641,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"This is where my parents decided not to get divorced.","text_w_direction":"This is where my parents decided not to get divorced.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18642,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"I don't care.","text_w_direction":"I don't care.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18643,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"OK. How do you feel about Maine? I'm on it. I'll see you later, love.","text_w_direction":"OK. How do you feel about Maine? [Angela picks up phone and dials] I'm on it. I'll see you later, love. [Dwight's pager vibrates, he and Angela walk out]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18644,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Ahh. We done good in there, half pint.","text_w_direction":"[exiting warehouse storage room] Ahh. We done good in there, half pint.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18645,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"Well, that was the last time, Dwight. I mean it.","text_w_direction":"Well, that was the last time, Dwight. I mean it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18646,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Monkey.","text_w_direction":"Monkey. [kisses her]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18647,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"No, no. I have a fiance I very much like!","text_w_direction":"No, no. I have a fiance I very much like!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18648,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, hey! Pam, Pam! Hey!","text_w_direction":"[sees Pam and Jim through office window, runs out the office] Hey, hey! [falls down stairs, gets up, falls down again] Pam, Pam! Hey!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18649,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"What happened?","text_w_direction":"What happened?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18650,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I wrote you a goodbye poem. It's really long. I left it up in my office. Could you just please wait till I go get it?","text_w_direction":"[frazzled and out of breath] I wrote you a goodbye poem. It's really long. I left it up in my office. Could you just please wait till I go get it?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18651,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"I should really get going.","text_w_direction":"I should really get going.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18652,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"No. OK. Um, the last word is \"seagulls.\"","text_w_direction":"No. OK. Um, the last word is \"seagulls.\"","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18653,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"I'm sure it was really lovely.","text_w_direction":"I'm sure it was really lovely.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18654,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I took a lot from other poems.","text_w_direction":"I took a lot from other poems.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18655,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Call me when you get in.","text_w_direction":"Call me when you get in. [kisses Pam]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18656,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"OK, bye.","text_w_direction":"OK, bye.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18657,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Bye.","text_w_direction":"Bye.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18658,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"All right, call--","text_w_direction":"All right, call-- [leans in to kiss Pam]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18659,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"No, Michael.","text_w_direction":"No, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18660,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Why haven't I proposed yet? Uh, actually Pam and I talked about it. And we just decided that, um -- well, we didn't want to spend first three months of our engagement apart. And Pam's always said she doesn't want a long engagement. Something in her past, I guess. I'm not really sure of the whole story, but something about a guy who used to work here...","text_w_direction":"Why haven't I proposed yet? Uh, actually Pam and I talked about it. And we just decided that, um -- well, we didn't want to spend first three months of our engagement apart. And Pam's always said she doesn't want a long engagement. Something in her past, I guess. I'm not really sure of the whole story, but something about a guy who used to work here...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18661,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"OK, no, no, no, no, no, no. Same places as last week.","text_w_direction":"OK, no, no, no, no, no, no. Same places as last week.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18662,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"It doesn't matter, Michael.","text_w_direction":"It doesn't matter, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18663,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, it does. No, this is about weight displacement. We have to have the same weight distribution. Right here. Here we go. Let's move that up. Here we go.","text_w_direction":"Yes, it does. No, this is about weight displacement. We have to have the same weight distribution. Right here. Here we go. Let's move that up. Here we go.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18664,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"Oh, fancy meeting you here.","text_w_direction":"Oh, fancy meeting you here.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18665,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18666,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Darryl","text":"OK, everybody smile. Ho! You lost 31 pounds.","text_w_direction":"OK, everybody smile. Ho! You lost 31 pounds.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18667,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"All right!","text_w_direction":"All right!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18668,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"I can't believe I'm saying this, but Michael is actually killing it with Holly. And I think I know why. It's because Holly is kind of a major dork.","text_w_direction":"I can't believe I'm saying this, but Michael is actually killing it with Holly. And I think I know why. It's because Holly is kind of a major dork.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18669,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I'm MC Mike Scott, and I am hot. She's DJ Jazzy Flax, and she is the best. All those sucker branches can suck our fat!","text_w_direction":"[rapping] I'm MC Mike Scott, and I am hot. She's DJ Jazzy Flax, and she is the best. All those sucker branches can suck our fat!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18670,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"Wikka wikka wikka what?","text_w_direction":"Wikka wikka wikka what?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18671,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ronnie","text":"Dunder Mifflin, this is Ronnie.","text_w_direction":"Dunder Mifflin, this is Ronnie.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18672,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"I don't really know Ronnie. But I have a feeling I will get to know her very well over the next few years, and eventually declare my love for her.","text_w_direction":"I don't really know Ronnie. But I have a feeling I will get to know her very well over the next few years, and eventually declare my love for her.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18673,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Professor","text":"Sorry I'm late. I accidentally switched my alarm clock setting to Zapf Chancery. Which is my terrible segue into our course, Expressive Typography in New Media.","text_w_direction":"Sorry I'm late. I accidentally switched my alarm clock setting to Zapf Chancery. [laughter] Which is my terrible segue into our course, Expressive Typography in New Media.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18674,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"I'm in the wrong class...","text_w_direction":"I'm in the wrong class...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18675,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Professor","text":"Some of you may remember from last semester I am Professor Monaghan. And looks like I'm boring someone already.","text_w_direction":"Some of you may remember from last semester I am Professor Monaghan. [sees Pam leaving] And looks like I'm boring someone already.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18676,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, no. I just--","text_w_direction":"Oh, no. I just--","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18677,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Professor","text":"Please sit down.","text_w_direction":"Please sit down.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18678,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"You're shaking. Are you all right?","text_w_direction":"You're shaking. Are you all right?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18679,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"Just leave me alone!","text_w_direction":"Just leave me alone!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18680,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"I am on the third day of my cleanse diet. All I have to do is drink maple syrup, lemon juice, cayenne pepper and water for all three meals. Um, I just bought some bikinis online, size 2. So ... gonna look amazing.","text_w_direction":"[sickly] I am on the third day of my cleanse diet. All I have to do is drink maple syrup, lemon juice, cayenne pepper and water for all three meals. Um, I just bought some bikinis online, size 2. So ... gonna look amazing.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18681,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ronnie","text":"Hi, can I help you?","text_w_direction":"Hi, can I help you?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18682,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jan","text":"I need you to make me 100 copies of this on canary yellow.","text_w_direction":"I need you to make me 100 copies of this on canary yellow.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18683,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"Hi Jan.","text_w_direction":"Hi Jan.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18684,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jan","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18685,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"How's the candle game?","text_w_direction":"How's the candle game?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18686,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jan","text":"Oh, great. Yeah, Serenity by Jan is kicking ass and taking names. You remember last week when that girl went missing? Guess whose candles they used for the vigil?","text_w_direction":"Oh, great. Yeah, Serenity by Jan is kicking ass and taking names. You remember last week when that girl went missing? Guess whose candles they used for the vigil?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18687,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"Cool. Thank God they found her, too.","text_w_direction":"Cool. Thank God they found her, too.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18688,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jan","text":"Oh, they found her?","text_w_direction":"Oh, they found her?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18689,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Hi, Jan. Hello, baby. How are you? Good to see you. Who's your daddy? You don't know who your daddy is, do you? No, you don't. Come on. Let's go in.","text_w_direction":"Hi, Jan. Hello, baby. How are you? Good to see you. Who's your daddy? You don't know who your daddy is, do you? No, you don't. [to Jan] Come on. Let's go in.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18690,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"When Michael told us that Jan was pregnant, he led us to believe that he was the father. By telling us that he was the father.","text_w_direction":"When Michael told us that Jan was pregnant, he led us to believe that he was the father. By telling us that he was the father.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18691,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"Hey, Oscar. Who's that woman in Michael's office with the feet?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Oscar. Who's that woman in Michael's office with the feet?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18692,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jan","text":"That's his ex.","text_w_direction":"That's his ex.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18693,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"Oh, she's very beautiful.","text_w_direction":"Oh, she's very beautiful.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18694,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Oscar","text":"Yes, she is. And clinically insane.","text_w_direction":"Yes, she is. And clinically insane.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18695,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"So, listen, I don't know if your offer still stands or whatever, but you can give your yoga teacher my number.","text_w_direction":"So, listen, I don't know if your offer still stands or whatever, but you can give your yoga teacher my number.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18696,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Oscar","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18697,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"Listen, dummy! It's not that hard. All you have to do is take the numbers from the sales report and type them into a master spreadsheet. A G.D. monkey could do it. I do not understand why you can't do it.","text_w_direction":"Listen, dummy! It's not that hard. All you have to do is take the numbers from the sales report and type them into a master spreadsheet. A G.D. monkey could do it. I do not understand why you can't do it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18698,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"No! You do not talk to him like that!","text_w_direction":"No! You do not talk to him like that!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18699,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"But he's an idiot!","text_w_direction":"But he's an idiot!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18700,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18701,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"He is not an idiot!","text_w_direction":"He is not an idiot!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18702,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"Thank you, Holly.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, Holly.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18703,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"He is mentally challenged. But he's doing a super job here.","text_w_direction":"He is mentally challenged. But he's doing a super job here.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18704,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"Wait, back up. Do you think that I am retarded?","text_w_direction":"Wait, back up. Do you think that I am retarded?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18705,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"Well, no. Dwight...","text_w_direction":"Well, no. Dwight...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18706,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"Oh, Holly, that is very offensive.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Holly, that is very offensive.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18707,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"I'm sorry.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18708,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Hey. So, since my little lady has such particular, impossible to perceive taste, I have made nonrefundable deposits at four totally different wedding locales","text_w_direction":"Hey. So, since my little lady has such particular, impossible to perceive taste, I have made nonrefundable deposits at four totally different wedding locales","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18709,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"Dangerous. Tacky. Sharks. Haunted. No.","text_w_direction":"Dangerous. Tacky. Sharks. Haunted. No.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18710,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"Hurry, we have to make this fast.","text_w_direction":"[walking into storage room] Hurry, we have to make this fast.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18711,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Let's do this thing.","text_w_direction":"Let's do this thing.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18712,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"[Dwight slaps her butt] Hey!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18713,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"I have a nice comforter and several cozy pillows. I usually read a chapter of a book, and it's lights out by 8","text_w_direction":"I have a nice comforter and several cozy pillows. I usually read a chapter of a book, and it's lights out by 8","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18714,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"All right, I am connecting and ... you are not there. Did you install it right? How about this","text_w_direction":"All right, I am connecting and ... you are not there. Did you install it right? How about this","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18715,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"I can see you!","text_w_direction":"[on computer screen] I can see you!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18716,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"All right!","text_w_direction":"All right!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18717,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"This is so cool.","text_w_direction":"This is so cool.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18718,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"So what is going on, girl in the computer?","text_w_direction":"So what is going on, girl in the computer?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18719,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Lunch with a girl from my hall.","text_w_direction":"Lunch with a girl from my hall.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18720,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Uh-huh.","text_w_direction":"Uh-huh.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18721,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Ceramics class. Then dinner by myself. I'm gonna watch HGTV and maybe go to Bungalow 8 with John Mayer.","text_w_direction":"Ceramics class. Then dinner by myself. I'm gonna watch HGTV and maybe go to Bungalow 8 with John Mayer.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18722,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"OK, can you turn the girl off please? I'm trying to get some work done.","text_w_direction":"OK, can you turn the girl off please? I'm trying to get some work done.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18723,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"No way. No way. Pam Beesley. Hello. Hey, everybody look, Pam. Pam, say hi. Say hi to Pam. Don't we all look skinny? Oh, oh, almost dropped you!","text_w_direction":"No way. No way. Pam Beesley. Hello. [picks up computer] Hey, everybody look, Pam. Pam, say hi. Say hi to Pam. Don't we all look skinny? Oh, oh, almost dropped you!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18724,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Can you put me down I'm getting a little nauseous?","text_w_direction":"Can you put me down I'm getting a little nauseous?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18725,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Pam, I'd like you to meet Ronnie. We call her Rice-a-Ronnie. She is hilarious. She is wonderful, a beam of light in this dark, dark office. Not really so much. All she does is plop herself down there and answer phones all day.","text_w_direction":"Pam, I'd like you to meet Ronnie. We call her Rice-a-Ronnie. She is hilarious. She is wonderful, a beam of light in this dark, dark office. Not really so much. All she does is plop herself down there and answer phones all day.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18726,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"The nerve.","text_w_direction":"The nerve.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18727,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, calm down, weirdo. It's just a joke. She's such a weirdo! You know what? My real beef with her, though, Pam? She can't find those little colored paper clips that I like so much. Will you help her find them, please?","text_w_direction":"Oh, calm down, weirdo. It's just a joke. She's such a weirdo! You know what? My real beef with her, though, Pam? She can't find those little colored paper clips that I like so much. Will you help her find them, please?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18728,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"They're on the supply shelf.","text_w_direction":"They're on the supply shelf.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18729,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Let's go. We are following Pam to the supply shelf. Let us go.","text_w_direction":"Let's go. We are following Pam to the supply shelf. Let us go.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18730,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"New York is so exciting. I love my classes. The city's awesome. Um, can you give me back to Jim now, please?","text_w_direction":"New York is so exciting. I love my classes. The city's awesome. Um, can you give me back to Jim now, please?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18731,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"OK, everybody, let's suck in our guts.","text_w_direction":"OK, everybody, let's suck in our guts.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18732,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Darryl","text":"2,184 pounds, for a grand total -- oh! You all gained five pounds back.","text_w_direction":"2,184 pounds, for a grand total -- oh! You all gained five pounds back.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18733,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Damn it. Come on.","text_w_direction":"Damn it. Come on.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18734,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Oscar","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"[Kelly faints] Oh!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18735,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, my God!","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18736,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Come on, Bernard.","text_w_direction":"Come on, Bernard. [Andy spits on floor as warehouse worker walks past]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18737,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Here we go. Everybody on.","text_w_direction":"Here we go. Everybody on.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18738,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"All right, we're set.","text_w_direction":"All right, we're set.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18739,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Darryl","text":"Still good. You guys lost a pound. You lost one pound.","text_w_direction":"Still good. You guys lost a pound. You lost one pound.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18740,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"I was on an IV for two days at the hospital.","text_w_direction":"I was on an IV for two days at the hospital.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18741,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Stanley","text":"I lost four pounds. I don't know what those other fools were doing, but I lost four pounds.","text_w_direction":"I lost four pounds. I don't know what those other fools were doing, but I lost four pounds.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18742,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phyllis","text":"Angela, you'll go to the supermarket and get the New York cheesecake. Make sure it's the generic one. It's Stanley's favorite.","text_w_direction":"Angela, you'll go to the supermarket and get the New York cheesecake. Make sure it's the generic one. It's Stanley's favorite.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18743,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yes, I've replaced Angela as head of the party planning committee. I guess I was just in the right place at the right time.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I've replaced Angela as head of the party planning committee. [footage of Dwight and Angela making out] I guess I was just in the right place at the right time.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18744,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"How's it going?","text_w_direction":"How's it going?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18745,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phyllis","text":"It's going well.","text_w_direction":"It's going well.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18746,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Good.","text_w_direction":"Good.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18747,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"I have a crazy idea. What if we did, um, fruit instead of cake?","text_w_direction":"I have a crazy idea. What if we did, um, fruit instead of cake?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18748,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Cake? Who suggested cake?","text_w_direction":"Cake? Who suggested cake? [Angela points to Phyllis]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18749,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phyllis","text":"We lost weight today. I think it's OK to reward ourselves once in a while.","text_w_direction":"We lost weight today. I think it's OK to reward ourselves once in a while.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18750,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Are you kidding me? We only lost one pound, Phyllis.","text_w_direction":"Are you kidding me? We only lost one pound, Phyllis.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18751,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"What is wrong with these people? They have no willpower. I went -- I once went 28 years without having s*x. And then again for seven years.","text_w_direction":"What is wrong with these people? They have no willpower. I went -- I once went 28 years without having s*x. And then again for seven years.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18752,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Does anyone have any idea what the number one cause of death is in this country?","text_w_direction":"Does anyone have any idea what the number one cause of death is in this country?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18753,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Shotgun weddings.","text_w_direction":"Shotgun weddings.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18754,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"That's not what that is.","text_w_direction":"That's not what that is.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18755,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Creed","text":"Fright. Being scared to death.","text_w_direction":"Fright. Being scared to death.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18756,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18757,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"Obesity-caused illnesses.","text_w_direction":"Obesity-caused illnesses.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18758,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Obesity-caused illnesses.","text_w_direction":"Obesity-caused illnesses.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18759,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you. Holly is right. People, this is not just about winning some extra vacation days. This is about a very cool HR initiative that if we don't follow, we are all going to die of obesity. So how much are we gonna lose?","text_w_direction":"Thank you. Holly is right. People, this is not just about winning some extra vacation days. This is about a very cool HR initiative that if we don't follow, we are all going to die of obesity. So how much are we gonna lose?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18760,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"I would like to lose 65 pounds.","text_w_direction":"I would like to lose 65 pounds.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18761,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, all right. Who else? Can I put you down for 10 pounds?","text_w_direction":"Yes, all right. Who else? [to Angela] Can I put you down for 10 pounds?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18762,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"No. My doctor wants me to gain weight.","text_w_direction":"No. My doctor wants me to gain weight.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18763,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"If you gain weight, you will die. I want you to live forever. I want us all to live forever. How? How are we going to do this?","text_w_direction":"If you gain weight, you will die. I want you to live forever. I want us all to live forever. How? How are we going to do this?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18764,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Cryogenics. Beer me five.","text_w_direction":"Cryogenics. Beer me five.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18765,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"This is how we're gonna do it. Five pounds. I'm asking each of you to lose five pounds. That plus Jim's 65 will give us a very good chance at winning this thing.","text_w_direction":"This is how we're gonna do it. Five pounds. I'm asking each of you to lose five pounds. That plus Jim's 65 will give us a very good chance at winning this thing.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18766,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"All right, I'm taking off.","text_w_direction":"All right, I'm taking off.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18767,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Booty call.","text_w_direction":"Booty call.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18768,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Nope, just going to see Pam.","text_w_direction":"Nope, just going to see Pam.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18769,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Here.","text_w_direction":"Here.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18770,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Maybe put up some shelves.","text_w_direction":"Maybe put up some shelves.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18771,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Wait a second. I don't want you to end up with a surprise pregnancy like me.","text_w_direction":"Wait a second. [removes condom from wallet, throws it to Jim] I don't want you to end up with a surprise pregnancy like me.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18772,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"OK, thank you for ... this.","text_w_direction":"OK, thank you for ... this.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18773,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"You want more?","text_w_direction":"You want more?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18774,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18775,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"I don't know if there's any one place that has all these things.","text_w_direction":"I don't know if there's any one place that has all these things.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18776,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"It's not my problem.","text_w_direction":"It's not my problem. [dials phone]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18777,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Thousand-year-old church in the continental United States. There has to be a rainbow. 24-hour veterinarian on call.","text_w_direction":"Thousand-year-old church in the continental United States. There has to be a rainbow. 24-hour veterinarian on call.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18778,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"That is very important to me, so -- I have work to do. Just do it.","text_w_direction":"That is very important to me, so -- I have work to do. Just do it. [walks away]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18779,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Sweetheart. Just so you know, I don't care where we get married. I'll marry you right here in this building. I'll marry you in the parking lot. I'll marry you in the eye of a hurricane in the middle of a snowstorm on top of a monsoon. All I care about is that we're gonna spend the rest of our lives together.","text_w_direction":"Sweetheart. [Angela turns around] Just so you know, I don't care where we get married. I'll marry you right here in this building. I'll marry you in the parking lot. I'll marry you in the eye of a hurricane in the middle of a snowstorm on top of a monsoon. All I care about is that we're gonna spend the rest of our lives together.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18780,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Hey-oh!","text_w_direction":"[Angela kisses him] Hey-oh!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18781,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"I know I haven't made this easy on you.","text_w_direction":"I know I haven't made this easy on you. [Dwight comes out of storage room alone, looks at watch.]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18782,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"[knocks on door] Hi.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18783,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Hi. Mmm. 'Cause--","text_w_direction":"Hi. [they kiss] Mmm. 'Cause-- [looks toward camera]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18784,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, that's so rude of me. Have you seen, um, Pam's new art? It's right there. Check it out.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that's so rude of me. Have you seen, um, Pam's new art? It's right there. Check it out. [closes door]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18785,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"It's a pretty lame party.","text_w_direction":"[music playing] It's a pretty lame party.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18786,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ronnie","text":"Does anyone want to dance?","text_w_direction":"Does anyone want to dance?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18787,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Some girl came into Pam's room crying about her roommate stealing her soy milk. So I'm in here waiting it out.","text_w_direction":"[watching baseball game on TV] Some girl came into Pam's room crying about her roommate stealing her soy milk. So I'm in here waiting it out.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18788,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phyllis","text":"Stanley, Michael's not here. You can eat a slice of your birthday cake.","text_w_direction":"Stanley, Michael's not here. You can eat a slice of your birthday cake.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18789,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Stanley","text":"I don't like cake anymore","text_w_direction":"I don't like cake anymore","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18790,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Why not, dawg?","text_w_direction":"Why not, dawg?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18791,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Stanley","text":"Tastes changed. Now all I like is baklava.","text_w_direction":"Tastes changed. Now all I like is baklava.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18792,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael, we have a situation.","text_w_direction":"Michael, we have a situation.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18793,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"They should not be in that room.","text_w_direction":"They should not be in that room.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18794,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"That's so lame they didn't invite us.","text_w_direction":"That's so lame they didn't invite us.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18795,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"You know what we should do? We should have a party and not invite them.","text_w_direction":"You know what we should do? We should have a party and not invite them.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18796,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18797,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Let's go mini-golfing.","text_w_direction":"Let's go mini-golfing.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18798,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"Hey, could I have a rain check on the mini-golf. I, uh, actually have a date tonight.","text_w_direction":"Hey, could I have a rain check on the mini-golf. I, uh, actually have a date tonight.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18799,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Uh...","text_w_direction":"Uh...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18800,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"It'll probably be a total disaster, but...","text_w_direction":"It'll probably be a total disaster, but...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18801,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Um, I think you'll have fun. Men from Scranton are handsome, and they know how to show a woman a good time.","text_w_direction":"Um, I think you'll have fun. Men from Scranton are handsome, and they know how to show a woman a good time.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18802,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Not that guy who murdered his mother. He was not so handsome. Also Kevin.","text_w_direction":"Not that guy who murdered his mother. He was not so handsome. Also Kevin.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18803,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"You know what? We're pretty much done here today. Why don't you just take off early?","text_w_direction":"You know what? We're pretty much done here today. Why don't you just take off early?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18804,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18805,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18806,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"Oh, that's sweet. Wish me luck.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that's sweet. Wish me luck.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18807,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Good luck.","text_w_direction":"Good luck.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18808,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, Holly doesn't need luck. Everyone that meets her instantly loves her.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Holly doesn't need luck. Everyone that meets her instantly loves her.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18809,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Party's over. You are so busted!","text_w_direction":"Party's over. You are so busted!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18810,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"OK, everybody. Phyllis, did I or did I not say fruit?","text_w_direction":"OK, everybody. Phyllis, did I or did I not say fruit?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18811,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phyllis","text":"You said fruit, Michael.","text_w_direction":"You said fruit, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18812,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"And what is that?","text_w_direction":"And what is that?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18813,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phyllis","text":"Cake.","text_w_direction":"Cake.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18814,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"You know, we're gonna have to try a little harder if we are going to win this thing.","text_w_direction":"You know, we're gonna have to try a little harder if we are going to win this thing.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18815,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Happy Birthday, Stanley!","text_w_direction":"Happy Birthday, Stanley! [kicks cake onto Michael]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18816,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"It's kind of a good news, bad news situation. The bad news is we're not doing very well, so we really had to starve ourselves this whole week. But the good news is that all the other branches are doing just as bad as we are, so corporate upped the prize to five days. So if we stay fat long enough, we may actually get a whole month off.","text_w_direction":"It's kind of a good news, bad news situation. The bad news is we're not doing very well, so we really had to starve ourselves this whole week. But the good news is that all the other branches are doing just as bad as we are, so corporate upped the prize to five days. So if we stay fat long enough, we may actually get a whole month off.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18817,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"[spreading peanut butter on a bagel] What?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18818,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Creed","text":"Oh nothing.","text_w_direction":"Oh nothing.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18819,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"It's just some of us are taking this really seriously.","text_w_direction":"It's just some of us are taking this really seriously.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18820,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"I swallowed a tapeworm last night. It's going to grow up to three feet inside of me and then it eats all my food so that I don't get fat. And then after three months I take some medicine and then I pass it. Creed sold it to me. It's from Mexico.","text_w_direction":"I swallowed a tapeworm last night. It's going to grow up to three feet inside of me and then it eats all my food so that I don't get fat. And then after three months I take some medicine and then I pass it. Creed sold it to me. It's from Mexico.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18821,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Creed","text":"That wasn't a tapeworm.","text_w_direction":"That wasn't a tapeworm.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18822,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"How's my favorite branch doing? All right.","text_w_direction":"[walks in the office] How's my favorite branch doing? [no one talks, everyone stares at Ryan] All right [sits at reception].","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18823,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Ronnie was bleh. Things were at an all time sad here. But then I got an e-mail from Ryan, that he was coming back to town. And I called the temp agency and I told them I will pay you any amount, just give me Ryan Howard. Give him to me. I want him. I need him.","text_w_direction":"Ronnie was bleh. Things were at an all time sad here. But then I got an e-mail from Ryan, that he was coming back to town. And I called the temp agency and I told them I will pay you any amount, just give me Ryan Howard. Give him to me. I want him. I need him.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18824,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"And you got a goatee!","text_w_direction":"And you got a goatee!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18825,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I did!","text_w_direction":"I did!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18826,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"Did you get that after you helped me move and you saw mine?","text_w_direction":"Did you get that after you helped me move and you saw mine?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18827,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. Gooooo-tee!","text_w_direction":"Yes. Gooooo-tee!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18828,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"Firrrrre-duh guy!","text_w_direction":"Firrrrre-duh guy! [high fives Ryan]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18829,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"Hey Kevin... That's really funny.","text_w_direction":"Hey Kevin... [Kevin gives Ryan a noogie] That's really funny.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18830,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18831,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"It's great to see you Kev.","text_w_direction":"It's great to see you Kev.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18832,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"You too.","text_w_direction":"You too.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18833,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"I'm keeping a list... of everyone who wrongs me. So when I'm back on top, they'll be sorry. Kevin just made the list.","text_w_direction":"I'm keeping a list... of everyone who wrongs me. So when I'm back on top, they'll be sorry. Kevin just made the list.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18834,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"Jim. I wanted to apologize... for how I treated you last year. I lost sight of myself and now that I've quit the rat race I've realized there's so much more to life than being the youngest VP in the company's history. I've even started volunteering. Giving back to the community.","text_w_direction":"Jim. I wanted to apologize... for how I treated you last year. I lost sight of myself and now that I've quit the rat race I've realized there's so much more to life than being the youngest VP in the company's history. I've even started volunteering. Giving back to the community.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18835,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Well that's great. You're talking about your court ordered community service?","text_w_direction":"Well that's great. [shakes Ryan's hand] You're talking about your court ordered community service?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18836,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"I don't need a judge to tell me to keep my community clean.","text_w_direction":"I don't need a judge to tell me to keep my community clean.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18837,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"But he did, right?","text_w_direction":"But he did, right?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18838,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18839,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18840,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"","text_w_direction":"[glares into the camera and writes Jim's name on his list]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18841,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Darryl","text":"Well you lost zero pounds. No change. On the bright side you gained zero pounds.","text_w_direction":"Well you lost zero pounds. [everyone grumbles] No change. On the bright side you gained zero pounds.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18842,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, you know what? I can't do this by myself people! Kelly and I are the only ones who have either passed out or almost passed out.","text_w_direction":"Hey, you know what? I can't do this by myself people! Kelly and I are the only ones who have either passed out or almost passed out. [flails his arms]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18843,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Damnit, I need these five days for my honeymoon! Who is slacking?","text_w_direction":"Damnit, I need these five days for my honeymoon! Who is slacking?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18844,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"Ok, let's just all try and work harder, ok?","text_w_direction":"Ok, let's just all try and work harder, ok?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18845,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"NO! I want names!","text_w_direction":"NO! I want names!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18846,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"This is the hardest thing I've ever had to do in my entire life. I haven't had a very hard life.","text_w_direction":"This is the hardest thing I've ever had to do in my entire life. I haven't had a very hard life.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18847,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Oscar","text":"So how was your date?","text_w_direction":"So how was your date?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18848,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"Eight point five. I got a red wine stain on my favorite shirt. But he's cute, right?","text_w_direction":"Eight point five. I got a red wine stain on my favorite shirt. But he's cute, right?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18849,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[groans painfully]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18850,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"What's wrong?","text_w_direction":"What's wrong?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18851,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Mmm--- mmm... Um...","text_w_direction":"[struggling to speak] Mmm--- mmm... Um...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18852,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Close the door. This is your fault.","text_w_direction":"Close the door. This is your fault.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18853,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Nope.","text_w_direction":"Nope.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18854,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Your stupid friend zone.","text_w_direction":"Your stupid friend zone.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18855,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Mmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmm.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18856,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I should have been lovers with her first and then friends. That was terrible advice. Terrible advice! You know my seduction method. I like to get in there and get my hands dirty! Wh--- You sabotaged me. You sabotaged me, man!","text_w_direction":"I should have been lovers with her first and then friends. That was terrible advice. Terrible advice! You know my seduction method. I like to get in there and get my hands dirty! Wh--- You sabotaged me. You sabotaged me, man!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18857,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Attention! Attention! We only have a few weeks left. And most of you are just as fat as the day we began.","text_w_direction":"Attention! Attention! We only have a few weeks left. [looking at Phyllis] And most of you are just as fat as the day we began.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18858,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"How much weight have you lost, Dwight?","text_w_direction":"How much weight have you lost, Dwight?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18859,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"I am hardly the problem, Jim.","text_w_direction":"I am hardly the problem, Jim.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18860,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"No, you're definitely the problem.","text_w_direction":"No, you're definitely the problem.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18861,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"This is what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna randomly select three names and these three people will get liposuction. Uhhhhh Stanley, Phyllis, Kevin. And you will be responsible for your own medical bills.","text_w_direction":"This is what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna randomly select three names and these three people will get liposuction. Uhhhhh Stanley, Phyllis, Kevin. And you will be responsible for your own medical bills.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18862,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"Kelly.","text_w_direction":"Kelly.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18863,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh, hello Ryan. You look well.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hello Ryan. You look well.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18864,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"I wanted to say I'm sorry... for treating you bad the past couple years. I was in my mid twenties and I was goin' through a lot of stuff. I think I never fully processed 9/11. Um, I want you to know I've changed.","text_w_direction":"I wanted to say I'm sorry... for treating you bad the past couple years. I was in my mid twenties and I was goin' through a lot of stuff. I think I never fully processed 9/11. Um, I want you to know I've changed.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18865,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"Cool.","text_w_direction":"Cool.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18866,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"We should get a drink later. Catch up. Pick me up around eight?","text_w_direction":"We should get a drink later. Catch up. Pick me up around eight?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18867,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh that is so sweet. Um, but I'm dating Darryl, still, and we're like crazy in love so...","text_w_direction":"Oh that is so sweet. Um, but I'm dating Darryl, still, and we're like crazy in love so...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18868,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"That--- I, um... cool. Well maybe I'll see you around.","text_w_direction":"That--- I, um... cool. Well maybe I'll see you around.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18869,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"It's a small office.","text_w_direction":"It's a small office.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18870,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18871,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Hello Phyllis. Do you have a minute? Listen. I'm really sorry... about what I said before. Ok? I was way out of line.","text_w_direction":"Hello Phyllis. Do you have a minute? Listen. I'm really sorry... about what I said before. Ok? I was way out of line.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18872,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yes you were.","text_w_direction":"Yes you were.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18873,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"But you know what, I want to make it up to you. There is a sure fire sale, but it's a two man job. Interested?","text_w_direction":"But you know what, I want to make it up to you. There is a sure fire sale, but it's a two man job. Interested?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18874,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phyllis","text":"Split the commission?","text_w_direction":"Split the commission?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18875,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Sixty - forty. Hm? I'll drive.","text_w_direction":"[sighs] Sixty - forty. Hm? [they shake hands] I'll drive.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18876,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"","text_w_direction":"[exhales, camera shows Kelly and Darryl making out on the reception couch, Kelly looking at Ryan]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18877,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"Dieting's only half of it.","text_w_direction":"Dieting's only half of it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18878,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Mmm-hmm. Saunas.","text_w_direction":"Mmm-hmm. Saunas.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18879,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"And exercise. Although I know everybody loves going to the gym.","text_w_direction":"And exercise. Although I know everybody loves going to the gym.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18880,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Gah, the dreadmill.","text_w_direction":"Gah, the dreadmill. [both laugh]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18881,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Probably the weirdest thing about Pam being gone would be lunch... actually. But um, it will force me to become acquaintances with people I consider... coworkers.","text_w_direction":"Probably the weirdest thing about Pam being gone would be lunch... actually. But um, it will force me to become acquaintances with people I consider... coworkers.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18882,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Friend","text":"Oh, my God. Ok. Everybody just act normal. Don't say anything.","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God. Ok. Everybody just act normal. Don't say anything.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18883,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18884,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Friend","text":"My ex-girlfriend. She's right behind you. Just... hide me.","text_w_direction":"My ex-girlfriend. She's right behind you. Just... hide me.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18885,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Really, where?","text_w_direction":"Really, where?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18886,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Friend","text":"No no! Don't look!","text_w_direction":"No no! Don't look! [Pam sees an old lady behind him]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18887,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Wow, was it the age difference?","text_w_direction":"Wow, was it the age difference?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18888,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Friend","text":"Uh, actually, kind of. Yes. I just didn't like eating dinner that early.","text_w_direction":"Uh, actually, kind of. Yes. I just didn't like eating dinner that early. [they laugh, Pam's phone rings, she answers]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18889,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Hey! Jim! Um, listen, can I call you back in a little bit? I made friends!","text_w_direction":"Hey! Jim! Um, listen, can I call you back in a little bit? I made friends!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18890,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phyllis","text":"Are you insane?!","text_w_direction":"[storms in the office, sweaty and out of breath] Are you insane?!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18891,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18892,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Oscar","text":"Oh my God, what happened?","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, what happened?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18893,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phyllis","text":"There was no client. Dwight drove me to an abandoned warehouse five miles away and pushed me out of the car. I had to walk home with no money and no phone.","text_w_direction":"There was no client. Dwight drove me to an abandoned warehouse five miles away and pushed me out of the car. I had to walk home with no money and no phone.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18894,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"And you burned over a thousand calories walking home. And this branch just got a little bit closer to winning the contest. Phyllis Vance, ladies and gentlemen!","text_w_direction":"And you burned over a thousand calories walking home. And this branch just got a little bit closer to winning the contest. Phyllis Vance, ladies and gentlemen! [claps]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18895,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phyllis","text":"You left me in a bad part of town!","text_w_direction":"You left me in a bad part of town!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18896,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, I took your purse. What are you worried about? You look great. I can definitely see the difference.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I took your purse. What are you worried about? [Phyllis storms to her desk, picks up phone and dials] You look great. I can definitely see the difference.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18897,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phyllis","text":"Phyllis Vance for David Wallace.","text_w_direction":"[into phone] Phyllis Vance for David Wallace.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18898,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"\"...or that Dunder Mifflin does not discriminate. Nor does it condone unhealthy dieting habits or extreme weight loss strategies. As was clearly stated in the official starting---\"","text_w_direction":"\"...or that Dunder Mifflin does not discriminate. Nor does it condone unhealthy dieting habits or extreme weight loss strategies. As was clearly stated in the official starting---\"","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18899,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Ohhhh! Bang! Boom! Say Clump! Why hello everybody!","text_w_direction":"[in a fat suit, speaking in his Michael Clump voice] Ohhhh! Bang! Boom! Say Clump! Why hello everybody!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18900,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18901,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Fair question.","text_w_direction":"Fair question.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18902,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I say, I say, I say, I say down Holly! I'll take it from here. I am beautiful. They are beautiful. He is beautiful. This big fat pig is beautiful.","text_w_direction":"I say, I say, I say, I say down Holly! I'll take it from here. I am beautiful. [hangs pictures of fat people on the wall, including two fat people on a bike, the Ghostbusters Marshmallow Man, Elvis, Martin Lawrence in Big Mamma's House, Jabba the Hutt, and a fat pig] They are beautiful. He is beautiful. This big fat pig is beautiful.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18903,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"It's my sumo suit. I just didn't inflate it all the way. I am so glad that I bought instead of rented.","text_w_direction":"It's my sumo suit. I just didn't inflate it all the way. I am so glad that I bought instead of rented.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18904,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Body image. We are here because there is something wrong with society.","text_w_direction":"Body image. We are here because there is something wrong with society.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18905,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"See, you're always saying there's something wrong with society, but... maybe there's something wrong with you.","text_w_direction":"See, you're always saying there's something wrong with society, but... maybe there's something wrong with you.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18906,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"If it's me, then society made me that way. Now, I know a lot of you are probably asking yourself, \"Why are you dressed in a plus sized suit?\"","text_w_direction":"If it's me, then society made me that way. Now, I know a lot of you are probably asking yourself, \"Why are you dressed in a plus sized suit?\"","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18907,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"Because you're kind of doing Michael Clump.","text_w_direction":"Because you're kind of doing Michael Clump.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18908,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"How do you know Michael Clump?","text_w_direction":"How do you know Michael Clump?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18909,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Oscar","text":"Because it's your making-fun-of-fat-people character.","text_w_direction":"Because it's your making-fun-of-fat-people character.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18910,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"How dare you! Michael Clump is a celebration of fat people.","text_w_direction":"How dare you! Michael Clump is a celebration of fat people.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18911,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Oscar","text":"I think of him as more like... a monster? What about, \"I say, I say, I say, I'll sit on you!\"","text_w_direction":"I think of him as more like... a monster? What about, \"I say, I say, I say, I'll sit on you!\"","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18912,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"No, no, no, it goes, it goes... look, \"I say, I say, I say, I'll sit on you!\"","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, it goes, it goes... look, \"I say, I say, I say, I'll sit on you!\"","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18913,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no, NO, no! You know what? Fat people are not monsters! Why don't you guys have a little more sensitivity to the subject. Bang! Boom! Case in point! Look at the outside of this building. It is ugly. But you come inside... and it is beautiful. Just like this unappealing fat suit. Inside is a rather handsome, sexy, man.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, NO, no! You know what? Fat people are not monsters! Why don't you guys have a little more sensitivity to the subject. Bang! Boom! Case in point! Look at the outside of this building. It is ugly. But you come inside... and it is beautiful. Just like this unappealing fat suit. Inside is a rather handsome, sexy, man.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18914,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Vamping.","text_w_direction":"Vamping.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18915,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Hey! Why don't you just sit down, please?","text_w_direction":"Hey! Why don't you just sit down, please?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18916,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Eh, I've been sitting all day.","text_w_direction":"Eh, I've been sitting all day.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18917,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"We're doing this because of you. So why don't you just go stand somewhere else. Hey. Hey. You shaved?","text_w_direction":"We're doing this because of you. So why don't you just go stand somewhere else. [to Ryan] Hey. Hey. You shaved?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18918,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"I did.","text_w_direction":"I did.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18919,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18920,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"","text_w_direction":"[at a loss for words]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18921,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Professor","text":"So, in the year 2000, fungus and even black mold was discovered growing in the cave. Some blame it on the new air conditioning system they installed. Some, on the high powered lights. Others feel that fungus is do to an over---","text_w_direction":"So, in the year 2000, fungus and even black mold was discovered growing in the cave. Some blame it on the new air conditioning system they installed. Some, on the high powered lights. [Pam's friend shows Pam a drawing mocking the professor, they laugh] Others feel that fungus is do to an over---","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18922,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Nice.","text_w_direction":"[to friend] Nice.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18923,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Professor","text":"Quiet please.","text_w_direction":"Quiet please.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18924,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Sorry.","text_w_direction":"Sorry.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18925,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Friend","text":"Sorry.","text_w_direction":"Sorry.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18926,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight, I would like you to apologize to this beautiful, beautiful woman for forcing her to walk five miles, which for her is basically a death march.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, I would like you to apologize to this beautiful, beautiful woman for forcing her to walk five miles, which for her is basically a death march.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18927,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"She should thank me.","text_w_direction":"She should thank me.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18928,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Ok Phyllis, thank Dwight first.","text_w_direction":"Ok Phyllis, thank Dwight first.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18929,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phyllis","text":"Why should I have to thank him?","text_w_direction":"Why should I have to thank him?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18930,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"You're right, you're right. Just, Dwight, do it. Just say it ok.","text_w_direction":"You're right, you're right. Just, Dwight, do it. Just say it ok.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18931,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"I apologize for creating a ruse which forced you to exercise.","text_w_direction":"[exhales] I apologize for creating a ruse which forced you to exercise.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18932,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Finally. Right? Ok, Phyllis you must be exhausted from standing on those gams. Why don't you have a seat? Let's all clap at Phyllis. Ok! When Michael Clump wants to remind you that corporate... their idea, yes, was to urge you to lose weight, but more importantly what this whole thing is about, this contest is really about being healthy. And in order to be healthy, you have to eat, Kelly. Kelly. Kelly, I want you to stand up on your chair. Come on, stand up on your chair. Stand up, stand up, stand up. Somebody help her. Here we go. Ok, I want you to look at her. She's a beautiful Indian woman. Why? What makes her beautiful?","text_w_direction":"Finally. Right? Ok, Phyllis you must be exhausted from standing on those gams. Why don't you have a seat? [Phyllis sits] Let's all clap at Phyllis. [everyone claps] Ok! [in Michael Clump voice] When Michael Clump wants to remind you [normal voice] that corporate... their idea, yes, was to urge you to lose weight, but more importantly what this whole thing is about, this contest is really about being healthy. And in order to be healthy, you have to eat, Kelly. Kelly. [kneels down in front of Kelly, Dwight tries to help him down, Michael shouts gibberish at him] Kelly, I want you to stand up on your chair. Come on, stand up on your chair. Stand up, stand up, stand up. Somebody help her. Here we go. [Kelly stands up on her chair] Ok, I want you to look at her. She's a beautiful Indian woman. Why? What makes her beautiful?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18933,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"Everything. She's perfect.","text_w_direction":"[stands up] Everything. She's perfect.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18934,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Meredith","text":"I like her nails.","text_w_direction":"I like her nails.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18935,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, be more specific.","text_w_direction":"Ok, be more specific.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18936,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Meredith","text":"I like her fingernails.","text_w_direction":"I like her fingernails.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18937,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phyllis","text":"I like her purple dress.","text_w_direction":"I like her purple dress.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18938,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"What about her looks?","text_w_direction":"What about her looks?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18939,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Creed","text":"Hell of an ass.","text_w_direction":"Hell of an ass.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18940,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"...what else do people like?","text_w_direction":"...what else do people like?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18941,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phyllis","text":"I wonder what people like about me? ... Probably my jugs.","text_w_direction":"I wonder what people like about me? ... Probably my jugs.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18942,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Kelly, will you just agree to stop this mess and stop trying to kill yourself?","text_w_direction":"Kelly, will you just agree to stop this mess and stop trying to kill yourself?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18943,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"I hate dieting, I hate it so much. I hate this worm inside of me!","text_w_direction":"I hate dieting, I hate it so much. I hate this worm inside of me!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18944,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I want you to know. Kelly, look at me! I want you to know that you are beautiful. You are truly, truly beautiful. Give me a hug. Mmmmmm.","text_w_direction":"I want you to know. Kelly, look at me! I want you to know that you are beautiful. You are truly, truly beautiful. Give me a hug. [Michael hugs Kelly, his head in her chest] Mmmmmm.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18945,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Summers going great. Just spent two hours listening to Michael Clump. I have a weird pain in my left side that I'm convinced is an ulcer. My girlfriend lives in New York and I haven't seen her in 10 days. How's your summer?","text_w_direction":"Summers going great. Just spent two hours listening to Michael Clump. I have a weird pain in my left side that I'm convinced is an ulcer. My girlfriend lives in New York and I haven't seen her in 10 days. How's your summer?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18946,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Hey Ryan, look. Shaved off my goatee. I am goateeless. We are the goateeless brothers.","text_w_direction":"Hey Ryan, look. Shaved off my goatee. I am goateeless. We are the goateeless brothers.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18947,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"Oh...","text_w_direction":"Oh...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18948,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Ahaha, Yep!","text_w_direction":"Ahaha, Yep! [Dwight looks down depressingly and rubs his new goatee]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18949,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Oscar","text":"How was Friday night?","text_w_direction":"How was Friday night?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18950,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"Oh, I had a good time, but it's been three days and no call. I even have two tickets to see Counting Crows for tonight, so...","text_w_direction":"Oh, I had a good time, but it's been three days and no call. I even have two tickets to see Counting Crows for tonight, so...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18951,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Oscar","text":"He'll call.","text_w_direction":"He'll call.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18952,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Oscar, enough with the girl talk please.","text_w_direction":"Oscar, enough with the girl talk please.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18953,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Darryl","text":"You guys lost four pounds.","text_w_direction":"You guys lost four pounds.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18954,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18955,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Darryl","text":"I say we have a parade.","text_w_direction":"I say we have a parade.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18956,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"We better.","text_w_direction":"We better.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18957,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Excellent! Good job.","text_w_direction":"Excellent! Good job.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18958,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"So as it turns out, tonight is my nephews T-ball game and I kinda missed the first three, so...","text_w_direction":"So as it turns out, tonight is my nephews T-ball game and I kinda missed the first three, so...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18959,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"You've already disappointed him so much. He can't be expecting a lot from you.","text_w_direction":"You've already disappointed him so much. He can't be expecting a lot from you.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18960,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"I know. I suck.","text_w_direction":"I know. I suck.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18961,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes, you do.","text_w_direction":"Yes, you do.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18962,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight says \"Hi.\"","text_w_direction":"Dwight says \"Hi.\"","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18963,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"I do not! I do not say \"Hi\" Pam!","text_w_direction":"I do not! I do not say \"Hi\" Pam!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18964,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Now he is saying \"Hi\" louder.","text_w_direction":"Now he is saying \"Hi\" louder.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18965,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"I... listen, umm, we're still good for this weekend, right?","text_w_direction":"I... listen, umm, we're still good for this weekend, right?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18966,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Umm...","text_w_direction":"Umm...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18967,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"No football games, recitals, karate tournaments.","text_w_direction":"No football games, recitals, karate tournaments.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18968,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, can you go to IM?","text_w_direction":"Hey, can you go to IM?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18969,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18970,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18971,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"JIM9334 [screen name]","text":"Let's meet for lunch.","text_w_direction":"Let's meet for lunch.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18972,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"What are you writing about me?","text_w_direction":"What are you writing about me?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18973,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Receptionitis15 [screen name]","text":"What -- today?","text_w_direction":"What -- today?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18974,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"JIM9334","text":"Yeah. C'mon we'll meet halfway. You'll be back for your 4 o'clock class.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. C'mon we'll meet halfway. You'll be back for your 4 o'clock class.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18975,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm gonna write you both up for not working.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna write you both up for not working.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18976,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"I'm gonna write you up for not working.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna write you up for not working.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18977,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok, well played. Neither of us'll write the other up for not working.","text_w_direction":"Ok, well played. Neither of us'll write the other up for not working.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18978,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Receptionitis15","text":"Where?","text_w_direction":"Where?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18979,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"JIM9334","text":"The rest stop where that soda exploded on me. Exit 17, I think. 1 o'clock.","text_w_direction":"The rest stop where that soda exploded on me. Exit 17, I think. 1 o'clock.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18980,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Receptionitis15","text":"Alright. See you there.","text_w_direction":"Alright. See you there. [/b]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18981,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"","text_w_direction":"[holds up an ASCII image of Dwight]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18982,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, oh, hey. Did he call?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, oh, hey. Did he call?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18983,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"I just got off... Kendall? I just got off...","text_w_direction":"I just got off... Kendall? I just got off...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18984,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"No no, did, I heard you talking to Oscar about that guy. What, what happened? Did he call?","text_w_direction":"No no, did, I heard you talking to Oscar about that guy. What, what happened? Did he call?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18985,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"Oh, no.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18986,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Micheal","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18987,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18988,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Micheal","text":"Aach.","text_w_direction":"Aach.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18989,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"And you know what? I even got two tickets to see the Counting Crows tonight as a surprise. Why do guys not call when they say they are gonna call?","text_w_direction":"And you know what? I even got two tickets to see the Counting Crows tonight as a surprise. Why do guys not call when they say they are gonna call?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18990,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I dunno. I always call everybody back right away. He'll call back though. Give him until the end of the day, he'll call. If he doesn't, he is loco.","text_w_direction":"I dunno. I always call everybody back right away. He'll call back though. Give him until the end of the day, he'll call. If he doesn't, he is loco.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18991,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"Thanks. That's sweet. Anyways, umm, seems like we lost to Utica by only eight pounds.","text_w_direction":"Thanks. That's sweet. Anyways, umm, seems like we lost to Utica by only eight pounds.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18992,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Ugh.","text_w_direction":"Ugh.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18993,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"Well, at least everyone lost weight. That's all that really matters.","text_w_direction":"Well, at least everyone lost weight. That's all that really matters.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18994,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Wait, do we have until the end of the day?","text_w_direction":"Wait, do we have until the end of the day?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18995,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"So we're only eight pounds behind Utica. Now, I know it's a stretch but we could weigh ourselves again at the end of the day and maybe win this thing after all.","text_w_direction":"So we're only eight pounds behind Utica. Now, I know it's a stretch but we could weigh ourselves again at the end of the day and maybe win this thing after all.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18996,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Leave it to me, boss. I can get this whole office to make weight. It's gonna be a little toasty in here. Good old fashioned sweat lodge.","text_w_direction":"Leave it to me, boss. I can get this whole office to make weight. [turns up thermostat] It's gonna be a little toasty in here. Good old fashioned sweat lodge.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18997,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them... or he quits them because they are unfair.","text_w_direction":"Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them... or he quits them because they are unfair.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18998,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, is that healthy food?","text_w_direction":"[Kelly eating in the break room] Hey, is that healthy food?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":18999,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"Nope.","text_w_direction":"Nope.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19000,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"We're trying to win a contest here, Kelly. Please?","text_w_direction":"We're trying to win a contest here, Kelly. Please?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19001,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, Michael. I just scheduled lunch with a client so I might be back a little late.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Michael. I just scheduled lunch with a client so I might be back a little late.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19002,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, that is fine. Just water, and be back by weigh-in, ok?","text_w_direction":"Ok, that is fine. Just water, and be back by weigh-in, ok?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19003,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Perfect.","text_w_direction":"Perfect.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19004,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[sprays the inside of the vending machine with bug spray]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19005,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"I hate to even ask because you have been so accommodating about all the wedding stuff.","text_w_direction":"I hate to even ask because you have been so accommodating about all the wedding stuff.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19006,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Your wish is my command.","text_w_direction":"Your wish is my command.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19007,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"Is there any way our first dance can be to my favorite song, The Little Drummer Boy?","text_w_direction":"Is there any way our first dance can be to my favorite song, The Little Drummer Boy?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19008,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Of course!","text_w_direction":"Of course!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19009,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19010,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah! I mean it's a great song. I always thought it was bigger than Christmas anyway. You know?","text_w_direction":"Yeah! I mean it's a great song. I always thought it was bigger than Christmas anyway. You know?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19011,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"Mmhmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmhmm.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19012,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"And you know what? The guys already know it so it's easy breezy.","text_w_direction":"And you know what? The guys already know it so it's easy breezy.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19013,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"The guys?","text_w_direction":"The guys?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19014,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"I didn't tell you.","text_w_direction":"I didn't tell you.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19015,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"Mm-mm","text_w_direction":"Mm-mm","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19016,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Here Comes Treble, class of '96 was available for our big day, so, I booked 'em.","text_w_direction":"Here Comes Treble, class of '96 was available for our big day, so, I booked 'em.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19017,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"I don't think that...","text_w_direction":"I don't think that...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19018,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"And, they are collectively my best man. And they are crashing with us for three weeks, so... it totally works out.","text_w_direction":"And, they are collectively my best man. And they are crashing with us for three weeks, so... it totally works out.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19019,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"I don't know if I want your old college a capella group to be our wedding band.","text_w_direction":"I don't know if I want your old college a capella group to be our wedding band.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19020,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Ok, I hear you, sweetheart, but this is a deal breaker. But you know what? You're gonna love these guys. Carl 1, Carl 2, Broccoli Rob, Spare Rib, Doobie, Lunch Box, Boner Champ, that's me, Pubie Lewis and the News, Hopscotch, Jingle Jangle, Sandwich. These are the best best-man a guy could ever hope for.","text_w_direction":"Ok, I hear you, sweetheart, but this is a deal breaker. But you know what? You're gonna love these guys. Carl 1, Carl 2, Broccoli Rob, Spare Rib, Doobie, Lunch Box, Boner Champ, that's me, Pubie Lewis and the News, Hopscotch, Jingle Jangle, Sandwich. These are the best best-man a guy could ever hope for.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19021,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"Let's talk about this later.","text_w_direction":"[Angela dials the phone] Let's talk about this later. [Dwight's pager buzzes]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19022,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Mm-wah!","text_w_direction":"Mm-wah! [Angela walks away, Dwight follows]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19023,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Hey! This is not half-way! I did the math. I had to drive way longer than you. Montclair would have been closer, so you have to buy lunch.","text_w_direction":"Hey! This is not half-way! I did the math. I had to drive way longer than you. Montclair would have been closer, so you have to buy lunch.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19024,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"","text_w_direction":"[Jim gets down on one knee]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19025,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19026,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"I just... couldn't wait.","text_w_direction":"I just... couldn't wait.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19027,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Oh my God!","text_w_direction":"Oh my God!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19028,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Pam, will you marry me?","text_w_direction":"Pam, will you marry me?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19029,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Oh my God!","text_w_direction":"Oh my God!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19030,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"So?","text_w_direction":"So?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19031,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes! [they embrace and kiss]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19032,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"God. Where is Jim?","text_w_direction":"God. Where is Jim?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19033,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"I'm calling it. I guess that's curtains for the yoga guy.","text_w_direction":"I'm calling it. I guess that's curtains for the yoga guy.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19034,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Aww, really?","text_w_direction":"Aww, really?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19035,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19036,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I have to say, I think the problem with that whole thing...","text_w_direction":"I have to say, I think the problem with that whole thing...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19037,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19038,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"...was that he was a complete stupid idiot.","text_w_direction":"...was that he was a complete stupid idiot.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19039,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"Aww man, I really wanted to see them.","text_w_direction":"Aww man, I really wanted to see them.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19040,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I know. I love Counting Crows.","text_w_direction":"I know. I love Counting Crows.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19041,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"Look at where my seats were.","text_w_direction":"Look at where my seats were.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19042,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Wow, really?","text_w_direction":"Wow, really?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19043,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19044,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"That's a shame. A shame to waste these. I want to buy them from you.","text_w_direction":"That's a shame. A shame to waste these. I want to buy them from you.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19045,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"Michael, you don't have to buy them.","text_w_direction":"Michael, you don't have to buy them.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19046,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I do. No. I do. I, I want to. Trust me. I really do.","text_w_direction":"I do. No. I do. I, I want to. Trust me. I really do.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19047,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19048,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Ok?","text_w_direction":"Ok?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19049,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19050,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Alright. Alright! Just, I want you to just forget about him, ok? Case closed. Umm, can I pay you tomorrow? I have like a 60 dollar limit on my ATM, so...","text_w_direction":"Alright. Alright! [tears up tickets] Just, I want you to just forget about him, ok? Case closed. Umm, can I pay you tomorrow? I have like a 60 dollar limit on my ATM, so...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19051,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19052,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Is that good?","text_w_direction":"Is that good?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19053,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Holly","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19054,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, sorry everybody.","text_w_direction":"Hey, sorry everybody.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19055,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"What are you smiling about there smiley pants? You're late.","text_w_direction":"What are you smiling about there smiley pants? You're late.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19056,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Wet Tuna!","text_w_direction":"Wet Tuna!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19057,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Hey Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Hey Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19058,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19059,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"What's up, Meredith?","text_w_direction":"What's up, Meredith?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19060,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Meredith","text":"Nothing.","text_w_direction":"Nothing.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19061,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Dripping on me.","text_w_direction":"Dripping on me.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19062,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Darryl, would you do the honors?","text_w_direction":"Darryl, would you do the honors?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19063,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Darryl","text":"Two thousand one hundred seventy-five. Sorry guys.","text_w_direction":"Two thousand one hundred seventy-five. [everyone moans] Sorry guys.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19064,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Nonono, no, no, I don't want to hear moaning. This is a good day. You guys accomplished something big. You lost a ton of weight, literally. A lot of weight. And I don't care what any stupid scale says. You guys are all gigantic losers.","text_w_direction":"Nonono, no, no, I don't want to hear moaning. This is a good day. You guys accomplished something big. You lost a ton of weight, literally. A lot of weight. And I don't care what any stupid scale says. You guys are all gigantic losers.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19065,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Stanley","text":"I don't know about anyone else. But it was a good summer for me. I lost seven pounds. And you know what? I'm just gonna take five days off anyway.","text_w_direction":"I don't know about anyone else. But it was a good summer for me. I lost seven pounds. And you know what? I'm just gonna take five days off anyway.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19066,"season":5,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Weight Loss (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Toby","text":"Oh, I went zip lining my third day in Costa Rica. I guess the harness wasn't strapped in exactly right. I broke my neck. And, I've been in the hospital five weeks now. I still haven't seen the beach. It's nice to have visitors.","text_w_direction":"[in a hospital bed, watching Entourage in Spanish] Oh, I went zip lining my third day in Costa Rica. I guess the harness wasn't strapped in exactly right. I broke my neck. And, I've been in the hospital five weeks now. I still haven't seen the beach. It's nice to have visitors.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2501,"air_date":"2008-09-25"}
{"index":19067,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Pam","text":"Well, I should go.","text_w_direction":"[on the phone] Well, I should go.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19068,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"Alright. I'll tell everybody here that you say hi.","text_w_direction":"Alright. I'll tell everybody here that you say hi.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19069,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Pam","text":"No, don't. I'm mad at them.","text_w_direction":"No, don't. I'm mad at them.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19070,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"Why, what happened?","text_w_direction":"Why, what happened?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19071,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Pam","text":"Not one of them called to congratulate me on our engagement.","text_w_direction":"Not one of them called to congratulate me on our engagement.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19072,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"Ah. That... they might be off the hook for because I... didn't tell them.","text_w_direction":"Ah. That... they might be off the hook for because I... didn't tell them.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19073,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Pam","text":"What? Why not?","text_w_direction":"What? Why not?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19074,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"I just didn't, you know, want a deal.","text_w_direction":"I just didn't, you know, want a deal.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19075,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Pam","text":"Come on, it won't be that bad.","text_w_direction":"Come on, it won't be that bad.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19076,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"OK. You know what? Here we go. Uh, everybody? I just want to make an announcement. Pam and I are engaged.","text_w_direction":"OK. You know what? Here we go. [stands up] Uh, everybody? I just want to make an announcement. Pam and I are engaged.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19077,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Pam","text":"Hi everyone!","text_w_direction":"[speakerphone] Hi everyone!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19078,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Oscar","text":"I thought you were already engaged.","text_w_direction":"I thought you were already engaged.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19079,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"Nope.","text_w_direction":"Nope.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19080,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Angela","text":"That was Roy. She was engaged to Roy.","text_w_direction":"That was Roy. She was engaged to Roy.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19081,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"Thank you Angela.","text_w_direction":"Thank you Angela.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19082,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Kevin","text":"I got a gift for Pam and Roy. Do I have to get another one?","text_w_direction":"I got a gift for Pam and Roy. Do I have to get another one?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19083,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19084,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Andy","text":"A little close to my engagement there Tuna, what's your game here?","text_w_direction":"A little close to my engagement there Tuna, what's your game here?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19085,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"To get married.","text_w_direction":"To get married.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19086,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"She's not a virgin, you know.","text_w_direction":"[raises hand] She's not a virgin, you know.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19087,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Pam","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19088,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"What's going on?","text_w_direction":"[walking in] What's going on?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19089,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Pam","text":"No, nothing. Nothing Michael! Just saying hi.","text_w_direction":"No, nothing. Nothing Michael! Just saying hi. [Michael waves \"hi\" at the phone]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19090,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Creed","text":"The tall guy got engaged.","text_w_direction":"The tall guy got engaged.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19091,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"To be married?","text_w_direction":"[to Jim] To be married?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19092,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep. [Michael hugs/tackles Jim]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19093,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Pam","text":"Sorry.","text_w_direction":"Sorry.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19094,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"Pencils down! Just kidding, take your time.","text_w_direction":"Pencils down! [Dwight quickly puts his pencil down] Just kidding, take your time.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19095,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"Today is ethics day. After they finish their quiz I'm going to run my first ethics meeting here. It's gonna be insaaaaane. No, it's not. I have to read from the binder.","text_w_direction":"Today is ethics day. After they finish their quiz I'm going to run my first ethics meeting here. It's gonna be insaaaaane. No, it's not. I have to read from the binder.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19096,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"I got it, I got it.","text_w_direction":"[trying to assist Michael, who is trying to press play on a CD player] I got it, I got it. [Olivia Newton-John's \"Let's Get Physical\" starts to play as Holly and Michael jog into the meeting room, dancing]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19097,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael & Holly","text":"Let's get ethical! Ethical! I wanna get ethical! Let's get into Ethics yeah! Let me hear that Dunder Mifflin talk! Your body talk. Let me hear your body talk.","text_w_direction":"Let's get ethical! Ethical! I wanna get ethical! Let's get into Ethics yeah! Let me hear that Dunder Mifflin talk! Your body talk. Let me hear your body talk.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19098,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"WOO! Alright!","text_w_direction":"WOO! Alright!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19099,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"\"Why are you helping her? You're not even dating.\" She's my friend... and... ultimately my strategy is to merge this into a relationship... without her even knowing. Uh...","text_w_direction":"\"Why are you helping her? You're not even dating.\" She's my friend... and... ultimately my strategy is to merge this into a relationship... without her even knowing. Uh...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19100,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, let's give it for Miss... Holly Flaaaax!","text_w_direction":"Ok, let's give it for Miss... Holly Flaaaax! [everyone claps]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19101,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"Thanks Michael. Today we're going to have a business ethics seminar because recently, without mentioning any names, there has been some misconduct at corporate and we have a very strict ethics policy and that employee has been fired.","text_w_direction":"Thanks Michael. [Michael groans exhaustingly] Today we're going to have a business ethics seminar because recently, without mentioning any names, there has been some misconduct at corporate and we have a very strict ethics policy and that employee has been fired.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19102,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh come on! He's right there. He was hired. Oh check it out, \"Hired Guy.\"","text_w_direction":"Oh come on! He's right there. [points at Ryan] He was hired. [to Jim] Oh check it out, \"Hired Guy.\"","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19103,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"Nice.","text_w_direction":"Nice. [they bump fists]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19104,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Ryan","text":"Ok, elephant in the room. Let's talk about it. Do I regret what I did? Of course I do. Even though it was an amazing ride, and I'll give you an example. Anyone see Survivor season six? Anyone know Joanna on that show? In New York City, I hooked up with a girl who looked exactly like that. Indistinguishable. So...","text_w_direction":"Ok, elephant in the room. Let's talk about it. Do I regret what I did? Of course I do. Even though it was an amazing ride, and I'll give you an example. Anyone see Survivor season six? [Dwight raises his hand] Anyone know Joanna on that show? [Dwight nods] In New York City, I hooked up with a girl who looked exactly like that. Indistinguishable. So...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19105,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Ok. Well done. Good speech Ryan, you're a good guy.","text_w_direction":"[clapping] Ok. Well done. Good speech Ryan, you're a good guy.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19106,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"Let's start discussing those questionnaires that you filled in this morning. It is wrong to make personal calls during work hours. Now, some of you marked that you very strongly agree. But ideally you would have selected totally agree.","text_w_direction":"Let's start discussing those questionnaires that you filled in this morning. It is wrong to make personal calls during work hours. Now, some of you marked that you very strongly agree. But ideally you would have selected totally agree.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19107,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Phyllis","text":"I thought very strongly agree sounded stronger than totally agree.","text_w_direction":"I thought very strongly agree sounded stronger than totally agree.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19108,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"Corporate would like to emphasize that ideally you would all totally agree with that statement.","text_w_direction":"Corporate would like to emphasize that ideally you would all totally agree with that statement.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19109,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I think we can all totally agree that Holly is totally fantastic.","text_w_direction":"Well, I think we can all totally agree that Holly is totally fantastic. [claps]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19110,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"Thank you. In fact, spending a half hour at the water cooler during work hours is a form of stealing.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. In fact, spending a half hour at the water cooler during work hours is a form of stealing.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19111,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Kelly","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19112,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"Yes, it's called time theft, and it's the same as taking money from the company. Can anyone think of examples of things that are over the line time wasters?","text_w_direction":"Yes, it's called time theft, and it's the same as taking money from the company. Can anyone think of examples of things that are over the line time wasters?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19113,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Stanley","text":"This meeting.","text_w_direction":"This meeting.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19114,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Andy","text":"Hey-oh!","text_w_direction":"Hey-oh!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19115,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19116,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Can't set 'em up like that.","text_w_direction":"[to Holly] Can't set 'em up like that.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19117,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Kelly","text":"Why is ok for smokers to take breaks all the time? If I want to go outside and hang out once an hour, then I'll just take up smoking. I'll do it. I don't care.","text_w_direction":"Why is ok for smokers to take breaks all the time? If I want to go outside and hang out once an hour, then I'll just take up smoking. I'll do it. I don't care.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19118,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Meredith","text":"I'll smoke with you. I got a bag of cigars in my purse.","text_w_direction":"I'll smoke with you. I got a bag of cigars in my purse.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19119,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"Stealing office supplies is another big ethical area that there seems to be some confusion about.","text_w_direction":"Stealing office supplies is another big ethical area that there seems to be some confusion about.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19120,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Can we have a moment? Can I talk to you for a sec? Lot of good stuff. And you look... you look fantastic.","text_w_direction":"Can we have a moment? [whispering] Can I talk to you for a sec? Lot of good stuff. And you look... you look fantastic.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19121,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dight","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19122,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19123,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"What should we be working on while you guys are talking?","text_w_direction":"What should we be working on while you guys are talking?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19124,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Do some... do some work. People expect a lot from these meetings. Laughter, sudden twists. Surprise endings. You need to be Robin Williams and M. Night Shyamalan. You need to be Robin Shyamalan.","text_w_direction":"Do some... do some work. [whispering to Holly] People expect a lot from these meetings. Laughter, sudden twists. Surprise endings. You need to be Robin Williams and M. Night Shyamalan. You need to be Robin Shyamalan.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19125,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"Well, I just have to get through the binder.","text_w_direction":"Well, I just have to get through the binder.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19126,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Do you... just... you're kind of losing them.","text_w_direction":"Do you... just... you're kind of losing them.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19127,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"I am?","text_w_direction":"I am?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19128,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Micheal","text":"Yeah, don't think about the stakes. It'll freak you out.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, don't think about the stakes. It'll freak you out.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19129,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"Ok. Michael makes a really good point so, uh, let's just open this up a little bit. Say my name is Lauren and here I am shopping in a supermarket and I steal a pencil. That's not right.","text_w_direction":"Ok. [to everyone] Michael makes a really good point so, uh, let's just open this up a little bit. Say my name is Lauren and here I am shopping in a supermarket and I steal a pencil. That's not right.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19130,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Lauren, enough with the pencils.","text_w_direction":"[coughs to hide his words] Lauren, [coughs] enough with the pencils.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19131,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"No, I have to go over pencils and office supplies. It's part of the ethics thing.","text_w_direction":"No, I have to go over pencils and office supplies. It's part of the ethics thing.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19132,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Oscar","text":"That isn't ethics. Ethics is a real discussion of the competing conceptions of the good. This is just the corporate anti-shoplifting rules.","text_w_direction":"That isn't ethics. Ethics is a real discussion of the competing conceptions of the good. This is just the corporate anti-shoplifting rules.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19133,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Andy","text":"I'll drop an ethics bomb on you. Would you steal bread to feed your family? ... Boom!","text_w_direction":"I'll drop an ethics bomb on you. Would you steal bread to feed your family? ... Boom!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19134,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Oscar","text":"Exactly, Andy.","text_w_direction":"Exactly, Andy.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19135,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, I took intro to philosophy, twice. No big deal.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I took intro to philosophy, twice. No big deal.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19136,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"It's a trick question. The bread is poisoned. Also, it's not your real family. You've been cuckolded by a stronger, smarter male.","text_w_direction":"It's a trick question. The bread is poisoned. Also, it's not your real family. You've been cuckolded by a stronger, smarter male.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19137,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Andy","text":"No that's... not how it works.","text_w_direction":"No that's... not how it works.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19138,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"I would not... steal the bread. And I would not let my family go hungry.","text_w_direction":"I would not... steal the bread. And I would not let my family go hungry.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19139,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"Ok, but we should get back to business. Have any of you ever faced any ethical dilemmas in the workplace.","text_w_direction":"Ok, but we should get back to business. Have any of you ever faced any ethical dilemmas in the workplace.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19140,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Anybody? This is a chance for you to say something without any repercussions. Stanley? Oscar, come on.","text_w_direction":"Anybody? This is a chance for you to say something without any repercussions. Stanley? Oscar, come on.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19141,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Oscar","text":"Pass.","text_w_direction":"Pass.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19142,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"I will go first. When I discovered YouTube I didn't work for five days. I did nothing. I viewed Cookie Monster sings Chocolate Rain about a thousand times.","text_w_direction":"I will go first. When I discovered YouTube I didn't work for five days. I did nothing. I viewed Cookie Monster sings Chocolate Rain about a thousand times.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19143,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"What was the dilemma?","text_w_direction":"What was the dilemma?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19144,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"To tell you or not. And I'm glad I did. I feel very very good. Cathartic. I promise you that you are not going to get into trouble. You can say anything you want with total and complete immunity.","text_w_direction":"To tell you or not. And I'm glad I did. I feel very very good. Cathartic. I promise you that you are not going to get into trouble. You can say anything you want with total and complete immunity.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19145,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"Oh--- no no no.","text_w_direction":"Oh--- no no no.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19146,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah,. Come on, anybody. Let it fly.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, [interrupting gibberish]. Come on, anybody. Let it fly.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19147,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Oscar","text":"Ok, once in a while I'll take a long lunch.","text_w_direction":"Ok, once in a while I'll take a long lunch.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19148,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"A siesta!","text_w_direction":"A siesta!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19149,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Time thief. Time thief! Fire him!","text_w_direction":"Time thief. Time thief! Fire him!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19150,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight, you've really never stolen any company time?","text_w_direction":"Dwight, you've really never stolen any company time?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19151,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Never!","text_w_direction":"Never!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19152,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"You are a thief of joy. Anybody else. Yeah?","text_w_direction":"You are a thief of joy. Anybody else. Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19153,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Kelly","text":"Sometimes I download pirated music onto my work computer.","text_w_direction":"Sometimes I download pirated music onto my work computer.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19154,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Who hasn't? Good. Good! What else?","text_w_direction":"Who hasn't? Good. Good! What else?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19155,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"No--- I, I'd like to hear more about that.","text_w_direction":"No--- I, I'd like to hear more about that.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19156,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Mmm...","text_w_direction":"Mmm...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19157,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Angela","text":"I once reported Oscar to the INS. Turns out he's clean, but I'm glad I did it.","text_w_direction":"I once reported Oscar to the INS. Turns out he's clean, but I'm glad I did it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19158,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Well, let's keep this party movin' on.","text_w_direction":"Well, let's keep this party movin' on.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19159,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Meredith","text":"I'll go. Have you guys ever met Bruce Meyers, the Scranton rep for Hammermill?","text_w_direction":"I'll go. Have you guys ever met Bruce Meyers, the Scranton rep for Hammermill?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19160,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Bruuuuuuuuuce.","text_w_direction":"Bruuuuuuuuuce.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19161,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Meredith","text":"Well for the past six years I have been sleeping with him in exchange for discounts on our supplies and Outback Steakhouse gift certificates.","text_w_direction":"Well for the past six years I have been sleeping with him in exchange for discounts on our supplies and Outback Steakhouse gift certificates.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19162,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"Jackpot.","text_w_direction":"Jackpot.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19163,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Ach! Wuh---","text_w_direction":"Ach! Wuh---","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19164,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"Meredith, that is serious. I mean not only that a conflict of interests, there's also an exchange of goods.","text_w_direction":"Meredith, that is serious. I mean not only that a conflict of interests, there's also an exchange of goods.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19165,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Meredith","text":"Exchange of steak. Have you ever had sirloin steak, honey?","text_w_direction":"Exchange of steak. Have you ever had sirloin steak, honey?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19166,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"That's crazy. That's crazy talk! Meredith! The Merenator, sleepin' with suppliers! Hoo-ooh! Wow! What time we got? You know what? That's a good place to end it. Right there. This, I think, was a great ethics seminar. She has given us a lot of wonderful things to think about. Right... what is wrong. Who's to say? Really. In the end. I mean because it is... unknowable. But, let's give her a round of applause. Holly, everybody. Holly! Get back to work. Great job. I am truly impressed. That, uh, you really pulled that one out. Classic. Classic meeting. We should celebrate.","text_w_direction":"That's crazy. That's crazy talk! Meredith! The Merenator, sleepin' with suppliers! Hoo-ooh! Wow! What time we got? [checks watch] You know what? That's a good place to end it. Right there. This, I think, was a great ethics seminar. She has given us a lot of wonderful things to think about. Right... what is wrong. Who's to say? Really. In the end. I mean because it is... unknowable. But, let's give her a round of applause. Holly, everybody. Holly! Get back to work. [everyone applauds, then leaves] [to Holly] Great job. I am truly impressed. That, uh, you really pulled that one out. Classic. Classic meeting. We should celebrate.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19167,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"Michael, there is some serious issues with Meredith.","text_w_direction":"Michael, there is some serious issues with Meredith.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19168,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Oh...","text_w_direction":"Oh...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19169,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"I mean all of you have done things I wouldn't have done myself but Meredith's actions are really over the line.","text_w_direction":"I mean all of you have done things I wouldn't have done myself but Meredith's actions are really over the line.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19170,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Micheal","text":"Nnyeah. What ya gonna do?","text_w_direction":"Nnyeah. What ya gonna do?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19171,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"So, regarding this supplier, approximately how many liaisons have there been?","text_w_direction":"So, regarding this supplier, approximately how many liaisons have there been?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19172,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Meredith","text":"Liaisons, you mean meet-ups? I don't know, once a month for six years. Something like that.","text_w_direction":"Liaisons, you mean meet-ups? I don't know, once a month for six years. Something like that.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19173,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Meredith, why don't you tell Holly... it's not what she thinks. Nothing unethical happened... and that you just like to sleep around.","text_w_direction":"Meredith, why don't you tell Holly... it's not what she thinks. Nothing unethical happened... and that you just like to sleep around.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19174,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Meredith","text":"Am I in trouble here or something?","text_w_direction":"Am I in trouble here or something?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19175,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"No... no, this is just a stupid formality.","text_w_direction":"No... no, this is just a stupid formality.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19176,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"No, it's not a formality. Now, were these, um, meet-ups just personal? Unrelated to business?","text_w_direction":"No, it's not a formality. Now, were these, um, meet-ups just personal? Unrelated to business?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19177,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Meredith","text":"Nah, I wouldn't have done it if it wasn't for the discount paper. There's not a lot of fruit in those looms.","text_w_direction":"Nah, I wouldn't have done it if it wasn't for the discount paper. There's not a lot of fruit in those looms.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19178,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Micheal","text":"Ughh! For the love of God we're trying to help you... stupid bag.","text_w_direction":"Ughh! For the love of God we're trying to help you... stupid bag.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19179,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"What I don't understand is... why the steak coupons? I mean, if you were already getting the discounted paper?","text_w_direction":"What I don't understand is... why the steak coupons? I mean, if you were already getting the discounted paper?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19180,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Meredith","text":"Well it's funny. Maybe it's a girl thing, but after we did it, and he would give me those coupons, I just felt good about myself. Hey what's going on here? I thought I had immunity?","text_w_direction":"Well it's funny. Maybe it's a girl thing, but after we did it, and he would give me those coupons, I just felt good about myself. [Holly begins to write in her notebook] Hey what's going on here? I thought I had immunity?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19181,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"Well unfortunately immunity or something being off the record does not really exist in the workplace. I mean I've never heard of anyone who's kept their job after something like this.","text_w_direction":"Well unfortunately immunity or something being off the record does not really exist in the workplace. I mean I've never heard of anyone who's kept their job after something like this.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19182,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Meredith","text":"Well... I'm not quitting.","text_w_direction":"Well... I'm not quitting.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19183,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"Yawn. Four seconds.","text_w_direction":"[starts a stopwatch as Dwight yawns, stops it when Dwight is done] Yawn. Four seconds.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19184,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19185,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"Oh you had said that you don't do anything personal during work time so... I'm just making sure.","text_w_direction":"Oh you had said that you don't do anything personal during work time so... I'm just making sure.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19186,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, so wait a minute, you're going to time me every time I yawn? That's absurd. Really? Oh hey look, monkey knows how to use a stopwatch everybody! He's ti---","text_w_direction":"Oh, so wait a minute, you're going to time me every time I yawn? That's absurd. [Jim smiles and starts the stopwatch] Really? [in a mocking voice] Oh hey look, monkey knows how to use a stopwatch everybody! He's ti--- [Dwight conceeds and goes back to work, Jim stops the watch]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19187,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"Personal conversation. Seventeen seconds.","text_w_direction":"Personal conversation. Seventeen seconds.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19188,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"There is no way that that was---","text_w_direction":"There is no way that that was--- [Jim starts the watch]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19189,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"One second.","text_w_direction":"[stops the watch] One second.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19190,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Well, well. Holly... lujah! It's a miracle, you're at your desk.","text_w_direction":"Well, well. Holly... lujah! It's a miracle, you're at your desk.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19191,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"It's Mike-raculous.","text_w_direction":"It's Mike-raculous.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19192,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Hoo-ooh! Reaching! You'll get there. Anyway, I was giving it some thought, and there's no reason that two attractive, good looking, intelligent, funny, attractive people can't, you know, just... sit down and work this whole Meredith thing out.","text_w_direction":"Hoo-ooh! Reaching! You'll get there. Anyway, I was giving it some thought, and there's no reason that two attractive, good looking, intelligent, funny, attractive people can't, you know, just... sit down and work this whole Meredith thing out.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19193,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"Sounds good.","text_w_direction":"Sounds good.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19194,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Good. Would you care to bang it out over lunch?","text_w_direction":"Good. Would you care to bang it out over lunch?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19195,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"Oh I already bought this...","text_w_direction":"Oh I already bought this...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19196,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Oh no, no, no. Your food is no good here, my lady. Sorry! You know what? Let's go out! Dunder Mifflin's treat. Um, actually you're not a client... so... we'll just split it? Ethical.","text_w_direction":"Oh no, no, no. Your food is no good here, my lady. [sweeps her food into the trash can, misses] Sorry! You know what? Let's go out! Dunder Mifflin's treat. Um, actually you're not a client... so... we'll just split it? Ethical.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19197,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"So, I've gone over corporate policy.","text_w_direction":"So, I've gone over corporate policy.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19198,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"What do you think? What do you think of this place?","text_w_direction":"What do you think? What do you think of this place?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19199,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"Oh, it's very nice.","text_w_direction":"Oh, it's very nice.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19200,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Istn't it? Yeah, it's kind of... business/romantic. So you're from Des Moines?","text_w_direction":"Istn't it? Yeah, it's kind of... business/romantic. So you're from Des Moines?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19201,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"Mmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmm.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19202,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Wow, that sounds so... warm.","text_w_direction":"Wow, that sounds so... warm.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19203,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"In Summer.","text_w_direction":"In Summer.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19204,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Here too. You know what my favorite season is?","text_w_direction":"Here too. You know what my favorite season is?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19205,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"Maybe we should talk about Meredith first.","text_w_direction":"Maybe we should talk about Meredith first.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19206,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, get the boring stuff out of the way. Autumn was what I was going to say. When the leaves change. It's just, I... I think it is the most contemplative of seasons.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, get the boring stuff out of the way. Autumn was what I was going to say. When the leaves change. It's just, I... I think it is the most contemplative of seasons.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19207,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"Ok, so I have gone over this and I have thought about it and I just don't think there is any way I can write a report that doesn't end with her being terminated.","text_w_direction":"Ok, so I have gone over this and I have thought about it and I just don't think there is any way I can write a report that doesn't end with her being terminated.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19208,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Wow, terminator, terminator.","text_w_direction":"Wow, terminator, terminator.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19209,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"I'm from da future.","text_w_direction":"I'm from da future.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19210,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19211,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, Andy.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Andy.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19212,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Andy","text":"Yo.","text_w_direction":"Yo.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19213,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"By any chance, did you see Battlestar Galactica last night?","text_w_direction":"By any chance, did you see Battlestar Galactica last night?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19214,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Andy","text":"No, I did not. Was that any good?","text_w_direction":"No, I did not. Was that any good?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19215,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"Actually not. It was really so-so.","text_w_direction":"Actually not. It was really so-so.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19216,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok. [Dwight turns around, but Jim holds up the stopwatch, threatening to start it]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19217,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"I mean I like all the crazy monsters and stuff. You know, like klingons and wookies and all that but... Sorry, was there something you wanted to add, Dwight?","text_w_direction":"I mean I like all the crazy monsters and stuff. You know, like klingons and wookies and all that but... [Dwight begins to turn around again, Jim holds up the watch] Sorry, was there something you wanted to add, Dwight?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19218,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Andy","text":"Is that anything like the original Battlestar Galactica?","text_w_direction":"Is that anything like the original Battlestar Galactica?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19219,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"You know, it's weird. It's practically a shot for shot remake.","text_w_direction":"You know, it's weird. It's practically a shot for shot remake.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19220,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Andy","text":"Really? Huh, that's cool.","text_w_direction":"Really? [Dwight closes his eyes, clutches the paper in his hands] Huh, that's cool.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19221,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"Story's kinda bland. It's about this guy named Dumbledore Calrissian who needs to return the ring back to Mordor.","text_w_direction":"Story's kinda bland. It's about this guy named Dumbledore Calrissian who needs to return the ring back to Mordor.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19222,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Andy","text":"Really? That doesn't sound right.","text_w_direction":"Really? That doesn't sound right.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19223,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"I just don't want my employees thinking that their jobs depend on performance. I mean, what sort of place is that to call home? And Meredith needs this job. This is her main source of money.","text_w_direction":"I just don't want my employees thinking that their jobs depend on performance. I mean, what sort of place is that to call home? And Meredith needs this job. This is her main source of money.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19224,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"Well, that's very sweet but we have to follow the protocol. Those are the rules.","text_w_direction":"Well, that's very sweet but we have to follow the protocol. Those are the rules.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19225,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, new idea. We don't report it at all. We just punish her.","text_w_direction":"Ok, new idea. We don't report it at all. We just punish her.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19226,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"We punish her?","text_w_direction":"We punish her?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19227,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Mmhmm, tell her she can't have s*x for six months.","text_w_direction":"Mmhmm, tell her she can't have s*x for six months.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19228,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"I don't think we could enforce that.","text_w_direction":"I don't think we could enforce that.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19229,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know. I saw this thing, like a belt with a key.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. I saw this thing, like a belt with a key.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19230,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"A chastity belt.","text_w_direction":"A chastity belt.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19231,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"No, it's more of a underwear garment that has little spikes like made of, sometimes they are made of metal. You know what I am talking about. You unlock a little door that... down... where you, where you put, where you put the...","text_w_direction":"No, it's more of a underwear garment that has little spikes like made of, sometimes they are made of metal. You know what I am talking about. You unlock a little door that... down... where you, where you put, where you put the...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19232,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"He has not stopped working for a second. At 12","text_w_direction":"He has not stopped working for a second. At 12","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19233,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"I am just saying that I don't think that you understand what I am saying.","text_w_direction":"I am just saying that I don't think that you understand what I am saying.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19234,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"No, you are saying that we should sweep it under the carpet, accept the discount on supplies, not fire Meredith and pretend like the whole thing never happened.","text_w_direction":"No, you are saying that we should sweep it under the carpet, accept the discount on supplies, not fire Meredith and pretend like the whole thing never happened.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19235,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19236,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"What am I saying?","text_w_direction":"What am I saying?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19237,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Well... bleh busted. I don't...","text_w_direction":"Well... bleh busted. I don't...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19238,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"I'm saying that her behavior is unethical and a little icky and I don't think I want to work in an environment where that sort of conduct is tolerated.","text_w_direction":"I'm saying that her behavior is unethical and a little icky and I don't think I want to work in an environment where that sort of conduct is tolerated.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19239,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Well, you have to tolerate a lot when you are part of a family.","text_w_direction":"Well, you have to tolerate a lot when you are part of a family.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19240,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"It's not a family. It's a workplace.","text_w_direction":"It's not a family. It's a workplace.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19241,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"I will be honest with you. That car ride did not go well and that was not my fault. The only reason I am standing out here right now is because I don't want to take the elevator with her. And I am holding on to her leftovers.","text_w_direction":"I will be honest with you. That car ride did not go well and that was not my fault. The only reason I am standing out here right now is because I don't want to take the elevator with her. And I am holding on to her leftovers. [throws Holly's leftovers in the trash]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19242,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"19 minutes and 48 seconds. What were we doing for 19 minutes and 48 seconds?","text_w_direction":"[Dwight walks back to his desk] 19 minutes and 48 seconds. What were we doing for 19 minutes and 48 seconds?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19243,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"None of your business.","text_w_direction":"None of your business.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19244,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"So I guess I can assume that was personal.","text_w_direction":"So I guess I can assume that was personal.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19245,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Fine.","text_w_direction":"[Dwight stares at Angela, buttoning the top button of her blouse] Fine.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19246,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"So maybe you're not completely ethical after all.","text_w_direction":"So maybe you're not completely ethical after all.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19247,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes, maybe I'm not.","text_w_direction":"Yes, maybe I'm not. [Dwight grins and gives a sly look at the camera]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19248,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"It's been a little tense. People are suspicious of me. And my best friend in the office won't even talk to me. Turns out being the morality police does not make you popular. I should know because in middle school I was the hall monitor and the kids used to stuff egg salad in my locker. I was just hoping middle school was over.","text_w_direction":"It's been a little tense. People are suspicious of me. And my best friend in the office won't even talk to me. Turns out being the morality police does not make you popular. I should know because in middle school I was the hall monitor and the kids used to stuff egg salad in my locker. I was just hoping middle school was over.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19249,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Ryan","text":"Kendall from corporate HR is on line one and Holly is on her way in too.","text_w_direction":"Kendall from corporate HR is on line one and Holly is on her way in too.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19250,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"What's the only thing worse than one HR rep?","text_w_direction":"What's the only thing worse than one HR rep?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19251,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Ryan","text":"Two HR reps.","text_w_direction":"Two HR reps.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19252,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"You get me.","text_w_direction":"You get me.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19253,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"Can I sit?","text_w_direction":"Can I sit?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19254,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know. Can you? Kendall, my main man.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. Can you? Kendall, my main man.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19255,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Kendall","text":"Listen, Holly, Michael, I just got the report that your branch submitted and there's a lot of stuff about a relationship Meredith is having with..","text_w_direction":"[on speakerphone] Listen, Holly, Michael, I just got the report that your branch submitted and there's a lot of stuff about a relationship Meredith is having with..","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19256,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"Yes, that came out during the ethics seminar.","text_w_direction":"Yes, that came out during the ethics seminar.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19257,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Let the record show that it was during the immunity part of the seminar.","text_w_direction":"Let the record show that it was during the immunity part of the seminar.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19258,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Kendall","text":"Well, I'm not sure these circumstances warrant any action.","text_w_direction":"Well, I'm not sure these circumstances warrant any action.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19259,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"Oh, I think it is pretty clear that it was unethical.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I think it is pretty clear that it was unethical.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19260,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Kendall","text":"Well, from what I can gather it seems like a gray area. Look, to be honest the company is getting a discount at a tough time in our balance sheet and I don't know that the right thing to do for the company is to turn our noses up at that.","text_w_direction":"Well, from what I can gather it seems like a gray area. Look, to be honest the company is getting a discount at a tough time in our balance sheet and I don't know that the right thing to do for the company is to turn our noses up at that.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19261,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"Umm, Kendall, I understand that the discount is good for the company but I'm just not happy about the way we are getting it.","text_w_direction":"Umm, Kendall, I understand that the discount is good for the company but I'm just not happy about the way we are getting it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19262,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Kendall","text":"I thought it was clear with you, Holly. Your task was to get signatures from the employees showing that they completed the training.","text_w_direction":"I thought it was clear with you, Holly. Your task was to get signatures from the employees showing that they completed the training.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19263,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"No, I understand.","text_w_direction":"No, I understand.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19264,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Kendall","text":"Every other branch has managed to get this to us so if it's not something you can handle then that's a different discussion.","text_w_direction":"Every other branch has managed to get this to us so if it's not something you can handle then that's a different discussion.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19265,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"No. I can do it.","text_w_direction":"No. I can do it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19266,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Kendall","text":"Good.","text_w_direction":"Good.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19267,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"How do you tell somebody that you care about deeply, \"I told you so.\" Gently with a rose? In a funny way, like it's a hilarious joke? Or do you just let it go, because saying it would just make things worse? ... Probably the funny way.","text_w_direction":"How do you tell somebody that you care about deeply, \"I told you so.\" Gently with a rose? In a funny way, like it's a hilarious joke? Or do you just let it go, because saying it would just make things worse? ... Probably the funny way.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19268,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"Can I have everyone's attention? Excuse me, may I have everyone's attention, please. We need to finish the ethics seminar.","text_w_direction":"Can I have everyone's attention? Excuse me, may I have everyone's attention, please. We need to finish the ethics seminar.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19269,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Andy","text":"No way, lady.","text_w_direction":"No way, lady.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19270,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Kevin","text":"It's a trap.","text_w_direction":"It's a trap.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19271,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"Everyone, please, I just need your signatures to show corporate that I gave you the training.","text_w_direction":"Everyone, please, I just need your signatures to show corporate that I gave you the training.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19272,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Meredith","text":"Don't sign anything.","text_w_direction":"Don't sign anything.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19273,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, everybody listen up. If you are not in that conference room in two minutes I am going to kill you.","text_w_direction":"Ok, everybody listen up. If you are not in that conference room in two minutes I am going to kill you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19274,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Stanley","text":"It's a quarter to five and I have started to gather my things.","text_w_direction":"It's a quarter to five and I have started to gather my things.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19275,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Get in there right now or I'm gonna lose it!","text_w_direction":"Get in there right now or I'm gonna lose it! [everyone gets up to go in the conference room]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19276,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Meredith","text":"Am I getting fired?","text_w_direction":"Am I getting fired?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19277,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Now is really not the time, Meredith.","text_w_direction":"Now is really not the time, Meredith.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19278,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Holly","text":"In this next section we examine the difference between sick days and personal days. Sick days are only to be used when an illness precludes you form doing your job or can spread to your coworkers. Personal days, on the other hand, are much more flexible.","text_w_direction":"In this next section we examine the difference between sick days and personal days. Sick days are only to be used when an illness precludes you form doing your job or can spread to your coworkers. Personal days, on the other hand, are much more flexible.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19279,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Phyllis","text":"Thank you, Meredith, this was delicious.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, Meredith, this was delicious.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19280,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Meredith","text":"Hey, where is the steak sauce?","text_w_direction":"Hey, where is the steak sauce?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19281,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Kevin","text":"I think we're out.","text_w_direction":"I think we're out.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19282,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Meredith","text":"I got some in my minivan somewhere.","text_w_direction":"I got some in my minivan somewhere.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19283,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Andy","text":"Wait a second, how does the steak factor in again?","text_w_direction":"Wait a second, how does the steak factor in again?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19284,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Kevin","text":"I think she got it as a tip, but I don't know why she didn't just take cash.","text_w_direction":"I think she got it as a tip, but I don't know why she didn't just take cash.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19285,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Phyllis","text":"I don't care what she's doing. I just hope she keeps doing it.","text_w_direction":"I don't care what she's doing. I just hope she keeps doing it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19286,"season":5,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Business Ethics","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Stanley","text":"Amen. Just keep the ribs coming.","text_w_direction":"Amen. Just keep the ribs coming.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1990,"air_date":"2008-10-09"}
{"index":19287,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey Michael?","text_w_direction":"[looking pregnant] Hey Michael?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19288,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19289,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Contractions are coming every ten minutes.","text_w_direction":"Contractions are coming every ten minutes.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19290,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"OK, just remember to keep breathing.","text_w_direction":"OK, just remember to keep breathing.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19291,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"My cervix is ripening.","text_w_direction":"My cervix is ripening.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19292,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"OK, good.","text_w_direction":"OK, good.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19293,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Jan is about to have a baby with a sperm donor. And Michael is preparing for the birth of a watermelon with Dwight. Now, this baby will be related to Michael through delusion.","text_w_direction":"[drawing two family trees on a whiteboard] Jan is about to have a baby with a sperm donor. And Michael is preparing for the birth of a watermelon with Dwight. Now, this baby will be related to Michael through [draws a question mark] delusion.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19294,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael! My water's breaking!","text_w_direction":"Michael! My water's breaking!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19295,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, OK! OK!","text_w_direction":"Oh, OK! OK!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19296,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Aaaaaaaa! What do you do? What do you do?","text_w_direction":"Aaaaaaaa! What do you do? What do you do?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19297,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I get a call from Jan and I meet her at the hospital.","text_w_direction":"I get a call from Jan and I meet her at the hospital.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19298,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Right. Highways or surface roads?","text_w_direction":"Right. Highways or surface roads?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19299,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I take Quincy Ave to Gibson.","text_w_direction":"I take Quincy Ave to Gibson.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19300,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"No, Gibson is covered in potholes. Your car breaks down. Adapt!","text_w_direction":"No, Gibson is covered in potholes. Your car breaks down. Adapt!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19301,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I checked the route - there are no potholes. Come on, get in here and have the baby.","text_w_direction":"I checked the route - there are no potholes. Come on, get in here and have the baby.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19302,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"It's about adapting to the circumstances.","text_w_direction":"It's about adapting to the circumstances.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19303,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Andy, would you like to have my baby?","text_w_direction":"[annoyed] Andy, would you like to have my baby?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19304,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Yes! Yeah. Aaaaaaaa! Aaaaaaaa! Aaaaaaaa!","text_w_direction":"Yes! Yeah. [squatting and pushing] Aaaaaaaa! Aaaaaaaa! Aaaaaaaa!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19305,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"No. OK, no. I'm crowning! I'm crowning! Aaaaaaaa!","text_w_direction":"No. OK, no. I'm crowning! I'm crowning! Aaaaaaaa! [runs into Michael's office]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19306,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"All right, OK. Sorry. Sorry. Here we go. Here we go!","text_w_direction":"All right, OK. [to Andy] Sorry. Sorry. Here we go. Here we go!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19307,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"The pressure! The pressure!","text_w_direction":"The pressure! The pressure!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19308,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Do it! Do it! Scream! Scream it out, scream it out, scream it out.","text_w_direction":"Do it! Do it! Scream! Scream it out, scream it out, scream it out.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19309,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Aaaaaaaa!","text_w_direction":"Aaaaaaaa!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19310,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Aaaaaaaa!","text_w_direction":"Aaaaaaaa!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19311,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Babies are one of my many areas of expertise. Growing up, I performed my own circumcision.","text_w_direction":"Babies are one of my many areas of expertise. Growing up, I performed my own circumcision.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19312,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Just keep pushing...","text_w_direction":"Just keep pushing...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19313,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Hold me!","text_w_direction":"[lying on Michael's desk] Hold me!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19314,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I'm right here.","text_w_direction":"I'm right here.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19315,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Cradle my head!","text_w_direction":"Cradle my head!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19316,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I'm right here, I'm right here.","text_w_direction":"I'm right here, I'm right here.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19317,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm screaming, I'm screaming, I'm screaming! Aaaaaaaa!","text_w_direction":"I'm screaming, I'm screaming, I'm screaming! Aaaaaaaa!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19318,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"All right. Dwight. Just push and breathe.","text_w_direction":"[annoyed] All right. Dwight. Just push and breathe.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19319,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Numb me up. I want anesthesia!","text_w_direction":"Numb me up. I want anesthesia!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19320,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Shhh. No, you can't have it. It's too late.","text_w_direction":"Shhh. No, you can't have it. It's too late.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19321,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"No! I don't want natural!","text_w_direction":"No! I don't want natural!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19322,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"No. You have to just push it out!","text_w_direction":"No. You have to just push it out!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19323,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"OK!","text_w_direction":"OK!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19324,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Keep simulating.","text_w_direction":"Keep simulating.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19325,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Aaaaaaaa!","text_w_direction":"Aaaaaaaa!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19326,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"OK!","text_w_direction":"OK!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19327,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Do you have the Sharpie?!","text_w_direction":"Do you have the Sharpie?!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19328,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Keep simulating.","text_w_direction":"Keep simulating.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19329,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Do you have the Sharpie?!","text_w_direction":"Do you have the Sharpie?!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19330,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, I do!","text_w_direction":"Yes, I do!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19331,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"OK! When the baby emerges, mark it secretly in a kind of a mark that only you could recognize and no baby snatcher can ever copy.","text_w_direction":"OK! When the baby emerges, mark it secretly in a kind of a mark that only you could recognize and no baby snatcher can ever copy.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19332,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19333,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Ready?!","text_w_direction":"Ready?!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19334,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19335,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Aaaaaaaa!","text_w_direction":"Aaaaaaaa!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19336,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Aaaaaaaa! It's coming! Here we go! Oh! God! Wow! What was on that?","text_w_direction":"Aaaaaaaa! It's coming! Here we go! [drops the watermelon onto the floor] Oh! God! Wow! What was on that?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19337,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Butter. Newborns are slippery.","text_w_direction":"Butter. Newborns are slippery.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19338,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Nice touch. Good. Let's try that again.","text_w_direction":"Nice touch. Good. Let's try that again.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19339,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"It is going to be the happiest day of my life.","text_w_direction":"[eating the watermelon] It is going to be the happiest day of my life. [Dwight gets dressed behind Michael and zips his fly]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19340,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Hello ladies, how's my shower going? Phyllis, did you get the live storks?","text_w_direction":"Hello ladies, how's my shower going? Phyllis, did you get the live storks?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19341,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Phyllis","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19342,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Damnit, Phyllis! I'm sorry. Damnit, Phyllis. It was hard enough to convince Jan to come. So are we set for refreshments?","text_w_direction":"Damnit, Phyllis! I'm sorry. [more softly] Damnit, Phyllis. It was hard enough to convince Jan to come. So are we set for refreshments?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19343,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Per your instructions, we have the personalized M&Ms with the baby names. This is your boy bowl, with the name \"Chevy.\" And this is the girl bowl, with M&Ms with the name \"Astird.\"","text_w_direction":"Per your instructions, we have the personalized M&Ms with the baby names. This is your boy bowl, with the name \"Chevy.\" And this is the girl bowl, with M&Ms with the name \"Astird.\"","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19344,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Phyllis","text":"That can't be right.","text_w_direction":"That can't be right.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19345,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Michael wrote down \"Astird.\"","text_w_direction":"Michael wrote down \"Astird.\"","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19346,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"She said it is the name of a Viking princess. So...","text_w_direction":"She said it is the name of a Viking princess. So...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19347,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Meredith","text":"Ass...turd.","text_w_direction":"Ass...turd.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19348,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I know. I know. It is beautiful. No. Thank you. Is this it? I mean, is this... Two bowls of M&Ms and some balloons? You know what Phyllis, I think you need to step it up. I think you need to get the lead out. Because if I'm not mistaken, we gave you your wedding shower here. We all came into this room and gave you a golden shower. Well you know what, where's my golden shower, Phyllis?","text_w_direction":"I know. I know. It is beautiful. No. Thank you. Is this it? I mean, is this... Two bowls of M&Ms and some balloons? You know what Phyllis, I think you need to step it up. I think you need to get the lead out. Because if I'm not mistaken, we gave you your wedding shower here. We all came into this room and gave you a golden shower. Well you know what, where's my golden shower, Phyllis?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19349,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"It does not matter to me at all whether this baby is biologically mine. I am going to love it. It's like when the dog nurses the tiger cub. Have you seen that video? It is... it's so bizarre and unnatural, but... it, it happens.","text_w_direction":"It does not matter to me at all whether this baby is biologically mine. I am going to love it. It's like when the dog nurses the tiger cub. Have you seen that video? It is... it's so bizarre and unnatural, but... it, it happens.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19350,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Phyllis","text":"Hey, I'm collecting for the baby shower.","text_w_direction":"Hey, I'm collecting for the baby shower.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19351,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"But Phyllis, it's not his baby.","text_w_direction":"But Phyllis, it's not his baby.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19352,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Phyllis","text":"I know, Kevin.","text_w_direction":"I know, Kevin.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19353,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"Why do we have to pay money to get a gift for his ex-girlfriend's unborn sperm bank baby?","text_w_direction":"Why do we have to pay money to get a gift for his ex-girlfriend's unborn sperm bank baby?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19354,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Phyllis","text":"Look at it as if you're paying for the cake, not the baby. Sheet cake.","text_w_direction":"Look at it as if you're paying for the cake, not the baby. Sheet cake.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19355,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Phyllis","text":"I do enjoy being the head of the Party Planning Committee. I'm no longer under Angela's heel, and her little grape head is under mine.","text_w_direction":"I do enjoy being the head of the Party Planning Committee. I'm no longer under Angela's heel, and her little grape head is under mine.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19356,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, hey. What are you doing? Don't talk to them.","text_w_direction":"[banging on the glass] Hey, hey. What are you doing? Don't talk to them.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19357,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Phyllis","text":"Sorry.","text_w_direction":"Sorry.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19358,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Make the party. Don't - make the party, please, Phyllis. Pump it!","text_w_direction":"Make the party. Don't - make the party, please, Phyllis. [Phyllis starts inflating a balloon with a pump] Pump it!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19359,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"So you know Stacy, right?","text_w_direction":"[on phone] So you know Stacy, right?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19360,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Right, the one from England.","text_w_direction":"Right, the one from England.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19361,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"There's no one from England, Jim. Katie studied in Ireland - this is Stacy, the one who does the Murakami-style collages.","text_w_direction":"There's no one from England, Jim. Katie studied in Ireland - this is Stacy, the one who does the Murakami-style collages.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19362,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Oh. Right, that style.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Right, that style.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19363,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"So, Stacy and Eric get to Bogre's DeTech half an hour early so they don't have to sit on the slab.","text_w_direction":"So, Stacy and Eric get to Bogre's DeTech half an hour early so they don't have to sit on the slab.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19364,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"OK...","text_w_direction":"OK...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19365,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Anyway, Bogre's TA Sarah Kaya comes in.","text_w_direction":"Anyway, Bogre's TA Sarah Kaya comes in.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19366,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Wait, who's Sarah Kayacombsen?","text_w_direction":"Wait, who's Sarah Kayacombsen?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19367,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"No, Sarah Kaya comes in. Don't interrupt, I have like thirty seconds to finish this and get to DigiPres.","text_w_direction":"No, Sarah Kaya comes in. Don't interrupt, I have like thirty seconds to finish this and get to DigiPres.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19368,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19369,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"So Sarah Kaya says to Eric, \"No way. You can't reserve seats.\" And Stacy gets all up in her face and Sarah Kaya picks up Stacy's new PM pad and throws it at the light box.","text_w_direction":"So Sarah Kaya says to Eric, \"No way. You can't reserve seats.\" And Stacy gets all up in her face and Sarah Kaya picks up Stacy's new PM pad and throws it at the light box.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19370,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"No... way!","text_w_direction":"[clearly just humoring her] No... way!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19371,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19372,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Ha ha. That's hilarious?","text_w_direction":"Ha ha. That's hilarious?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19373,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"No, it's horrible! Jim, she might get arrested.","text_w_direction":"No, it's horrible! Jim, she might get arrested.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19374,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Who, Stacy?","text_w_direction":"Who, Stacy?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19375,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"No, Stacy is a boy. Ugh. Frustrating. Why can't you just be in art class with me?","text_w_direction":"No, Stacy is a boy. Ugh. Frustrating. Why can't you just be in art class with me?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19376,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Uh...","text_w_direction":"Uh...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19377,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, wait, I gotta go, class starting.","text_w_direction":"Oh, wait, I gotta go, class starting. [hangs up]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19378,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"OK, I'll ta...I'll talk to you later. That was a good story.","text_w_direction":"OK, I'll ta...I'll talk to you later. [hangs up] That was a good story.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19379,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Who's Sarah Kayacombsen?","text_w_direction":"Who's Sarah Kayacombsen?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19380,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Yo. I got the Nard-puppy for ya. What's going on here?","text_w_direction":"Yo. I got the Nard-puppy for ya. What's going on here?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19381,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"It's a baby game where you guess whose picture is whose.","text_w_direction":"It's a baby game where you guess whose picture is whose.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19382,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Awww. Check it out - who would have thought that this little baby would be marrying that little baby?","text_w_direction":"Awww. Check it out - who would have thought that this little baby would be marrying that little baby?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19383,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"That's Phyllis.","text_w_direction":"That's Phyllis.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19384,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Well -","text_w_direction":"Well -","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19385,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Yeah, it is. So I hope you two are very happy together. Pervert.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it is. So I hope you two are very happy together. Pervert.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19386,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Why would that make me a pervert, I -","text_w_direction":"Why would that make me a pervert, I -","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19387,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Well, it does. That's me.","text_w_direction":"Well, it does. That's me.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19388,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"That's not you.","text_w_direction":"That's not you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19389,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Yes it is.","text_w_direction":"Yes it is.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19390,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"That's mean, come on, that's -","text_w_direction":"That's mean, come on, that's - [Angela storms out]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19391,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Ahoy, matey.","text_w_direction":"Ahoy, matey.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19392,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Holly","text":"Ahoy.","text_w_direction":"Ahoy.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19393,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Ahoy. So, how you doin'?","text_w_direction":"Ahoy. So, how you doin'?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19394,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Holly","text":"Good.","text_w_direction":"Good.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19395,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Um, listen. Jan Levinson is coming in today, and she is in the terminal stages of her pregnancy - the child of which I have a vested interest. It's all kind of weird. Anyway, she is incredibly... fat and enormous right now - extremely unattractive. And you are, on the other hand, one of the more attractive people in the office. So, while she's here I am going to be acting kind of cold to you. And I am doing this to pay respect to her bloated feelings. And I'm treating Ryan the same way.","text_w_direction":"Um, listen. Jan Levinson is coming in today, and she is in the terminal stages of her pregnancy - the child of which I have a vested interest. It's all kind of weird. Anyway, she is incredibly... fat and enormous right now - extremely unattractive. And you are, on the other hand, one of the more attractive people in the office. So, while she's here I am going to be acting kind of cold to you. And I am doing this to pay respect to her bloated feelings. And I'm treating Ryan the same way.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19396,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Holly","text":"Of course. Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Of course. Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19397,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Stanley","text":"I do not like pregnant women in my workspace. They're always complaining. I have varicose veins, too. I have swollen ankles, I'm constantly hungry - do you think my nipples don't get sore too? Do you think I don't need to know the fastest way to the hospital?","text_w_direction":"I do not like pregnant women in my workspace. They're always complaining. I have varicose veins, too. I have swollen ankles, I'm constantly hungry - do you think my nipples don't get sore too? Do you think I don't need to know the fastest way to the hospital?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19398,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Jan.","text_w_direction":"[Jan enters the office, pushing a stroller] Jan.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19399,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jan","text":"Hi, Jim!","text_w_direction":"Hi, Jim!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19400,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"What do we have here?","text_w_direction":"What do we have here?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19401,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jan","text":"This is my baby.","text_w_direction":"This is my baby.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19402,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Really...","text_w_direction":"Really...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19403,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh no...","text_w_direction":"Oh no... [Michael enters and notices Jan's baby]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19404,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Jan had the baby and Michael wasn't there to mark it. So the baby could be anybody's. Except Michael's.","text_w_direction":"Jan had the baby and Michael wasn't there to mark it. So the baby could be anybody's. Except Michael's.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19405,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"So this is Astird.","text_w_direction":"So this is Astird.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19406,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jan","text":"Astrid.","text_w_direction":"Astrid.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19407,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, OK. Why didn't you call me?","text_w_direction":"Oh, OK. Why didn't you call me?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19408,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jan","text":"Well, um, you know, labor just kind of started very suddenly and-","text_w_direction":"Well, um, you know, labor just kind of started very suddenly and-","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19409,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I could have helped.","text_w_direction":"I could have helped.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19410,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jan","text":"And the birth instructor thought it wasn't a good idea for you to be there, so...","text_w_direction":"And the birth instructor thought it wasn't a good idea for you to be there, so...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19411,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, man. Him? That guy? He had no sense of humor and I proved him wrong in so many ways.","text_w_direction":"Oh, man. Him? That guy? He had no sense of humor and I proved him wrong in so many ways.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19412,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jan","text":"OK, you don't have any idea what I've been through, so, let's...","text_w_direction":"OK, you don't have any idea what I've been through, so, let's...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19413,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"No, I don't!","text_w_direction":"No, I don't!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19414,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jan","text":"I'm sorry, I thought today at the baby shower would be a good time for the two of you to meet.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, I thought today at the baby shower would be a good time for the two of you to meet.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19415,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Can I hold her?","text_w_direction":"Can I hold her?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19416,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jan","text":"Yes, yes you can. You know, I think, just leave her in the car seat. Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yes, yes you can. You know, I think, just leave her in the car seat. Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19417,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"All right, OK.","text_w_direction":"[cradling the car seat awkwardly] All right, OK.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19418,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I love babies. I think they are beautiful in all sorts of different ways. I try to pick up and hold a baby every day, if possible, because it nourishes me. It feeds my soul. Babies are drawn to me, and I think it's because they see me as one of them. But cooler, and with my life put together a little bit. If a baby were president, there would be no taxes, there would be no war. There would be no government, and things could get terrible. It actually, probably - it would be a better screenplay idea than a serious suggestion.","text_w_direction":"I love babies. I think they are beautiful in all sorts of different ways. I try to pick up and hold a baby every day, if possible, because it nourishes me. It feeds my soul. Babies are drawn to me, and I think it's because they see me as one of them. But cooler, and with my life put together a little bit. If a baby were president, there would be no taxes, there would be no war. There would be no government, and things could get terrible. It actually, probably - it would be a better screenplay idea than a serious suggestion.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19419,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Ladies and gentlemen, it is my privilege and honor to present for the first time in her life and in the office","text_w_direction":"[carrying the car seat] Ladies and gentlemen, it is my privilege and honor to present for the first time in her life and in the office[/b]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19420,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jan","text":"trid.","text_w_direction":"trid.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19421,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"...trid Levinson. Hi! Astrid, this is everybody, look. This is your family. You're going to know them for the rest of your life.","text_w_direction":"...trid Levinson. Hi! Astrid, this is everybody, look. This is your family. You're going to know them for the rest of your life.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19422,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jan","text":"Well...","text_w_direction":"Well...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19423,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Well, he may not be here. Say hello! OK, here we go. Lion King!","text_w_direction":"[looking at Creed] Well, he may not be here. Say hello! OK, here we go. [lifting the car seat high above his head] Lion King!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19424,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jan","text":"Michael, Michael, Michael, that's... yeah... that's too high. I'll take that.","text_w_direction":"Michael, Michael, Michael, that's... yeah... that's too high. I'll take that.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19425,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"OK, come on, let's get our shower on. Conference room, choppity chip chop.","text_w_direction":"OK, come on, let's get our shower on. Conference room, choppity chip chop.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19426,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Holly","text":"You OK? You seem kind of...","text_w_direction":"You OK? You seem kind of...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19427,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I'm fine, weirdo. Such an HR weirdo. Try not to suck all the air out of there when you walk in.","text_w_direction":"[sees Jan sizing up Holly] I'm fine, weirdo. Such an HR weirdo. Try not to suck all the air out of there when you walk in.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19428,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Ready to play some games? Let's do it!","text_w_direction":"Ready to play some games? Let's do it!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19429,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"Michael, the baby's already been born.","text_w_direction":"Michael, the baby's already been born.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19430,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, duh.","text_w_direction":"Uh, duh.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19431,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"So we had games planned but the baby ruins all of them.","text_w_direction":"So we had games planned but the baby ruins all of them.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19432,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"No, the baby doesn't ruin anything, Kevin, OK? The baby multiplies the fun. Let's just do what you were going to do.","text_w_direction":"No, the baby doesn't ruin anything, Kevin, OK? The baby multiplies the fun. Let's just do what you were going to do.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19433,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"OK... Who wants to guess when the baby will be born?","text_w_direction":"OK... Who wants to guess when the baby will be born?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19434,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"All right, how about some presents? I want to see some presents. I got this so I can write down for thank-you notes.","text_w_direction":"All right, how about some presents? I want to see some presents. [holding a memo pad] I got this so I can write down for thank-you notes.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19435,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jan","text":"Thank you. That's very sweet of you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. That's very sweet of you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19436,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Whatta we got?","text_w_direction":"Whatta we got?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19437,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Um, we all chipped in and got you this stroller.","text_w_direction":"Um, we all chipped in and got you this stroller.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19438,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19439,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jan","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19440,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"She already has a stroller.","text_w_direction":"She already has a stroller.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19441,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kelly","text":"And this is way worse than the stroller she came with.","text_w_direction":"And this is way worse than the stroller she came with.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19442,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"She's got an Orbit; that's a twelve hundred dollar stroller.","text_w_direction":"She's got an Orbit; that's a twelve hundred dollar stroller.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19443,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Huh. Twelve hundred dollars for a stroller? Phhhbt.","text_w_direction":"Huh. Twelve hundred dollars for a stroller? Phhhbt.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19444,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"OK, what else?","text_w_direction":"OK, what else?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19445,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Twelve hundred dollars is what I spent on my whole bomb shelter. For that kind of money, this stroller should be indestructible.","text_w_direction":"Twelve hundred dollars is what I spent on my whole bomb shelter. For that kind of money, this stroller should be indestructible. [straps the watermelon into the stroller on the elevator]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19446,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jan","text":"Being good isn't always easy / No matter how hard I try / When he started sweet-talking to me / He'd come and tell me everything is all right / He'd kiss and tell me everything is all right / Can I get away again tonight / The only one...","text_w_direction":"[singing \"Son of a Preacher Man\" to Astrid] Being good isn't always easy / No matter how hard I try / When he started sweet-talking to me / He'd come and tell me everything is all right / He'd kiss and tell me everything is all right / Can I get away again tonight / The only one...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19447,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Hey you!","text_w_direction":"Hey you!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19448,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Hey! You busy?","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Hey! You busy?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19449,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Not even. I'm doing laundry for the first time in like a month.","text_w_direction":"Not even. I'm doing laundry for the first time in like a month.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19450,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"OK, OK, so you gotta hear this. So, Jan's shower is going on right now, and she's singing \"Son of a Preacher Man\" and everyone's just staring at her.","text_w_direction":"OK, OK, so you gotta hear this. So, Jan's shower is going on right now, and she's singing \"Son of a Preacher Man\" and everyone's just staring at her.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19451,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"I can't hear anything, there's like, there's like machines going-","text_w_direction":"I can't hear anything, there's like, there's like machines going-","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19452,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"The song is about losing your virginity next to a church, and guess what - she's been singing for the last twenty minutes!","text_w_direction":"The song is about losing your virginity next to a church, and guess what - she's been singing for the last twenty minutes!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19453,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"I can't hear anything!","text_w_direction":"I can't hear anything!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19454,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Oh. OK, well you know what, I um, just call me later.","text_w_direction":"Oh. OK, well you know what, I um, just call me later.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19455,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19456,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"I'm not frustrated. Even if I were in Scranton, Jim and I would have days like this. We're just... a little out of sync. You know, that's all. Oh, great. I washed my lipstick.","text_w_direction":"I'm not frustrated. Even if I were in Scranton, Jim and I would have days like this. We're just... a little out of sync. You know, that's all. Oh, great. I washed my lipstick.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19457,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jan","text":"How well I remember / The look that was in his eyes / Stealing kisses from me on the sly / Taking time to make time / Telling me that he's all mine / Learning from each other's knowing / Looking to see how much we've grown / And the only one...","text_w_direction":"[now belting out the lyrics, even though Astrid is asleep] How well I remember / The look that was in his eyes / Stealing kisses from me on the sly / Taking time to make time / Telling me that he's all mine / Learning from each other's knowing / Looking to see how much we've grown / And the only one...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19458,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Don't hit the fence. Oh no, my child!","text_w_direction":"[heaving the stroller into a tire yard] Don't hit the fence. Oh no, my child!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19459,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Don't get stuck on the barbed wire!","text_w_direction":"[throwing the stroller against a high chain link fence] Don't get stuck on the barbed wire!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19460,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Playtime is over!","text_w_direction":"[tossing the stroller off a tall heap of tires] Playtime is over!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19461,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"So Jan, tell my intended about the miracle of childbirth.","text_w_direction":"So Jan, tell my intended about the miracle of childbirth.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19462,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jan","text":"Well, actually, I, uh, I had a tub birth. And it was really, really quite amazing.","text_w_direction":"Well, actually, I, uh, I had a tub birth. And it was really, really quite amazing.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19463,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"You gave birth in a tub?","text_w_direction":"You gave birth in a tub?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19464,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jan","text":"Yeah, it's a really nice transition from womb to world, you know, kind of like a big womb.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it's a really nice transition from womb to world, you know, kind of like a big womb.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19465,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kelly","text":"Um, so you're in the tub with everything?","text_w_direction":"Um, so you're in the tub with everything?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19466,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jan","text":"Oh, yeah, the afterbirth floats, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah, the afterbirth floats, yeah.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19467,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Creed","text":"Must be like the tide at Omaha Beach.","text_w_direction":"Must be like the tide at Omaha Beach.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19468,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jan","text":"Oh no, it's actually really hygienic, Creed.","text_w_direction":"Oh no, it's actually really hygienic, Creed.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19469,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Creed","text":"Ugh.","text_w_direction":"Ugh.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19470,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Stanley","text":"I'm done.","text_w_direction":"I'm done.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19471,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"Me too.","text_w_direction":"Me too.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19472,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jan","text":"And after the birth you get out and deliver the afterbirth.","text_w_direction":"And after the birth you get out and deliver the afterbirth. [everyone starts leaving]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19473,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Hey! Hey, no no no no no no no no. No. No. This is the birth story. It was beautiful. It was beautiful. This is a once-in-a-lifetime experience. And I should have been there. I should have been there to witness this.","text_w_direction":"Hey! Hey, no no no no no no no no. No. No. This is the birth story. It was beautiful. It was beautiful. This is a once-in-a-lifetime experience. And I should have been there. I should have been there to witness this.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19474,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I could have helped.","text_w_direction":"I could have helped.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19475,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jan","text":"You're sad about this. I know that, and I wish that I... but... would it help if you held Astrid for just a, a little bit?","text_w_direction":"You're sad about this. I know that, and I wish that I... but... would it help if you held Astrid for just a, a little bit?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19476,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, yeah.","text_w_direction":"[smiling] Uh, yeah.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19477,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jan","text":"All right. Um, I'm just going to lie down for a couple of minutes. I'm exhausted, so um. Remind me to talk to you about Astrid's 529. Wake me in twenty.","text_w_direction":"All right. Um, I'm just going to lie down for a couple of minutes. I'm exhausted, so um. Remind me to talk to you about Astrid's 529. Wake me in twenty.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19478,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I usually love babies, but when I held Astrid I just felt... shortchanged.","text_w_direction":"[voiceover] I usually love babies, but when I held Astrid I just felt... shortchanged.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19479,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Phyllis? Could you take-.","text_w_direction":"Phyllis? Could you take-.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19480,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Hey guys.","text_w_direction":"Hey guys.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19481,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Darryl","text":"What's up, Mike?","text_w_direction":"What's up, Mike?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19482,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, I need some advice from one baby daddy to another.","text_w_direction":"Uh, I need some advice from one baby daddy to another.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19483,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Darryl","text":"You a baby daddy?","text_w_direction":"You a baby daddy?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19484,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, I a baby daddy. Um, when you first became a baby daddy, did you have an immediate connection with that baby? Like, the first time that you held it, did you find that with your baby baby?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I a baby daddy. Um, when you first became a baby daddy, did you have an immediate connection with that baby? Like, the first time that you held it, did you find that with your baby baby?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19485,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Darryl","text":"Hell yeah. You know why? Because that was my baby.","text_w_direction":"Hell yeah. You know why? Because that was my baby.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19486,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I just saw this baby daddy-","text_w_direction":"I just saw this baby daddy-","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19487,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Darryl","text":"You should stop calling yourself \"baby daddy.\"","text_w_direction":"You should stop calling yourself \"baby daddy.\"","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19488,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Why, Darryl, because I'm quote white quote unquote?","text_w_direction":"Why, Darryl, because I'm quote white quote unquote?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19489,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Darryl","text":"Because you're not a daddy, and it's not your baby.","text_w_direction":"Because you're not a daddy, and it's not your baby.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19490,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Well-","text_w_direction":"Well-","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19491,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Darryl","text":"You feel connected to his baby over there?","text_w_direction":"You feel connected to his baby over there?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19492,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"It's- that's different.","text_w_direction":"It's- that's different.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19493,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Darryl","text":"You feel connected to this?","text_w_direction":"You feel connected to this? [hold up his back brace]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19494,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"That's not a baby.","text_w_direction":"That's not a baby.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19495,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Darryl","text":"You want to hold me, to see how you feel?","text_w_direction":"You want to hold me, to see how you feel?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19496,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Could I?","text_w_direction":"[sighs] Could I?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19497,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Darryl","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19498,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jan","text":"Oh. I was just catching up on my sleep.","text_w_direction":"[wakes up on the reception couch] Oh. I was just catching up on my sleep.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19499,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Holly","text":"I can imagine.","text_w_direction":"I can imagine.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19500,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jan","text":"Where's Astrid?","text_w_direction":"Where's Astrid?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19501,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Holly","text":"Oh, I think she's on a sales call.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I think she's on a sales call.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19502,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jan","text":"On a what?","text_w_direction":"On a what?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19503,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Holly","text":"Waaa! More paper! Waaa! No, she's just on a coffee break.","text_w_direction":"Waaa! More paper! Waaa! [she cracks herself up but Jan is unimpressed] No, she's just on a coffee break.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19504,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jan","text":"That's funny.","text_w_direction":"[sarcastically] That's funny.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19505,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Holly","text":"She's with Angela.","text_w_direction":"She's with Angela.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19506,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"That's good. Now, I need you to - I need it to look up here. Get the baby to look up here, ready?","text_w_direction":"[with Astrid covered in and surrounded by vegetables on a lunch table] That's good. Now, I need you to - I need it to look up here. Get the baby to look up here, ready?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19507,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"OK. Yeah. Look at my finger. Look. Looook!","text_w_direction":"OK. Yeah. Look at my finger. Look. Looook!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19508,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Now. Come on, up here!","text_w_direction":"Now. Come on, up here!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19509,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Look up here!","text_w_direction":"Look up here!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19510,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Your hand's in it.","text_w_direction":"Your hand's in it.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19511,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"What? Sorry.","text_w_direction":"What? Sorry.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19512,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Yeah, that's a good one.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, that's a good one.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19513,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jan","text":"What are you doing? What's going on? Excuse me.","text_w_direction":"What are you doing? What's going on? Excuse me.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19514,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"We're taking a picture.","text_w_direction":"We're taking a picture.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19515,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jan","text":"There you are.","text_w_direction":"[picking up Astrid] There you are.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19516,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"She's nature's bounty.","text_w_direction":"She's nature's bounty.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19517,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jan","text":"You don't flash around a newborn baby. Don't you know that?","text_w_direction":"You don't flash around a newborn baby. Don't you know that?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19518,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jan","text":"Michael, I need your help.","text_w_direction":"Michael, I need your help.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19519,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I was just going to... I was going to talk to Holly, about her hygiene. She smells like old tomatoes and dirt.","text_w_direction":"[sees Holly behind Jan] I was just going to... I was going to talk to Holly, about her hygiene. She smells like old tomatoes and dirt.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19520,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jan","text":"Uh... come on.","text_w_direction":"Uh... come on.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19521,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"I like to call this... the bumper test.","text_w_direction":"I like to call this... the bumper test. [drags the stroller behind his car and runs into it several times]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19522,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Sure you can't stay a little longer?","text_w_direction":"Sure you can't stay a little longer?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19523,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jan","text":"Oh, no, Michael, you know what? I really have to go.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, Michael, you know what? I really have to go.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19524,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"All right. All right, everybody, we're leaving. Jan and Astrid are leaving.","text_w_direction":"All right. All right, everybody, we're leaving. Jan and Astrid are leaving.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19525,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jan","text":"You know what, where is the stroller that I came in with?","text_w_direction":"You know what, where is the stroller that I came in with?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19526,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh. I took the liberty of putting it in your trunk.","text_w_direction":"Oh. I took the liberty of putting it in your trunk.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19527,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jan","text":"Ah. Thanks, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Ah. Thanks, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19528,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jan","text":"OK. You know what? There is, uh, there is one more thing that you can do for me.","text_w_direction":"OK. You know what? There is, uh, there is one more thing that you can do for me.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19529,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"OK?","text_w_direction":"OK?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19530,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jan","text":"Don't date Holly.","text_w_direction":"Don't date Holly.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19531,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Wha - that's, I hate her. Wha - God! Why would you even ask me to - I, I mean, not that it matters, 'cause I don't, but wha - OK, all right, fine.","text_w_direction":"Wha - that's, I hate her. Wha - God! Why would you even ask me to - I, I mean, not that it matters, 'cause I don't, but wha - OK, all right, fine.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19532,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jan","text":"Thanks for the baby shower. It was great. And I'll see you... soon.","text_w_direction":"Thanks for the baby shower. It was great. And I'll see you... soon.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19533,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19534,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jan","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19535,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Holly","text":"You still gonna be mean to me?","text_w_direction":"You still gonna be mean to me?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19536,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"You wanna go out?","text_w_direction":"[just hugs her, and she hugs him back and smiles] You wanna go out?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19537,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Holly","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19538,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I didn't feel much when I held Astrid, but I got a good feeling from Holly.","text_w_direction":"I didn't feel much when I held Astrid, but I got a good feeling from Holly.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19539,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, it's Jim. Leave a message.","text_w_direction":"[on voicemail] Hey, it's Jim. Leave a message.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19540,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19541,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Hi, this is Pam. Leave a message.","text_w_direction":"[on voicemail, because she's calling Jim at the same time] Hi, this is Pam. Leave a message.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19542,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, it's me. It is 5","text_w_direction":"[walking to his car] Hey, it's me. It is 5","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19543,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"I figured I'd catch you walking to your car, but...","text_w_direction":"I figured I'd catch you walking to your car, but...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19544,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"You must be out or something.","text_w_direction":"You must be out or something.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19545,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"I'll leave a message.","text_w_direction":"I'll leave a message.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19546,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Is it me, or are we just a little off today?","text_w_direction":"Is it me, or are we just a little off today?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19547,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"I guess this is just one of those days. It'll get better.","text_w_direction":"I guess this is just one of those days. It'll get better.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19548,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Hope you didn't have any major laundry issues.","text_w_direction":"Hope you didn't have any major laundry issues.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19549,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"I finished my laundry. Got all my socks. Nothing like that time that crazy guy pushed you.","text_w_direction":"I finished my laundry. Got all my socks. Nothing like that time that crazy guy pushed you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19550,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Remember that time that I helped you do your laundry and that crazy guy came in and started yelling at you?","text_w_direction":"Remember that time that I helped you do your laundry and that crazy guy came in and started yelling at you?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19551,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"And then, remember, we went shopping the next day to buy me a washer and dryer?","text_w_direction":"And then, remember, we went shopping the next day to buy me a washer and dryer?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19552,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Yet here you are, back in a Laundromat. Now, I'm just trying to help you, Beesly. Be safe.","text_w_direction":"Yet here you are, back in a Laundromat. Now, I'm just trying to help you, Beesly. Be safe.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19553,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"You're probably upset that I'm even at a Laundromat right now. But, don't worry, I'm being safe. And I'm headed home. I'm... headed to my dorm. Not home.","text_w_direction":"You're probably upset that I'm even at a Laundromat right now. But, don't worry, I'm being safe. And I'm headed home. I'm... headed to my dorm. Not home.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19554,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Wish you were home. Uh, anyway...","text_w_direction":"Wish you were home. Uh, anyway...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19555,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Anyway, um... I miss you.","text_w_direction":"Anyway, um... I miss you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19556,"season":5,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Baby Shower","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"I miss you.","text_w_direction":"I miss you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2008-10-16"}
{"index":19557,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Receptionist","text":"Pam, line three.","text_w_direction":"Pam, line three.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19558,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, thanks.","text_w_direction":"Okay, thanks.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19559,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"New York, as it turns out, is very expensive, and I ran out of money. I thought about selling a kidney, but Michael offered to get me a part-time job at corporate.","text_w_direction":"New York, as it turns out, is very expensive, and I ran out of money. I thought about selling a kidney, but Michael offered to get me a part-time job at corporate.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19560,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19561,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael [on phone]","text":"Paaam-o-laaaaaa...","text_w_direction":"Paaam-o-laaaaaa...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19562,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Of course, now Michael knows where to reach me 16 to 18 hours a week.","text_w_direction":"Of course, now Michael knows where to reach me 16 to 18 hours a week.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19563,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Hey Michael.","text_w_direction":"Hey Michael.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19564,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael [on phone]","text":"Paaam-o-laaaaaa... Miss ya kiddo. Miss you... so much.","text_w_direction":"Paaam-o-laaaaaa... Miss ya kiddo. Miss you... so much.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19565,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19566,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Holly","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19567,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"That was really fun last night.","text_w_direction":"That was really fun last night.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19568,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Holly","text":"Yeah, it was nice.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it was nice.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19569,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"I'm actually thinking about getting my own set of putt-putt golf clubs.","text_w_direction":"I'm actually thinking about getting my own set of putt-putt golf clubs.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19570,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Holly","text":"Oh, that would be great. You need that.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that would be great. You need that.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19571,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19572,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Holly","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19573,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Oh really?","text_w_direction":"Oh really?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19574,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Holly","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19575,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Well...","text_w_direction":"Well...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19576,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Holly","text":"It would help.","text_w_direction":"It would help.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19577,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"I, uh... I let her win.","text_w_direction":"I, uh... [to camera] I let her win.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19578,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Holly","text":"No, he didn't.","text_w_direction":"[to camera] No, he didn't.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19579,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"So, when, um, can I see you again?","text_w_direction":"So, when, um, can I see you again?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19580,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Holly","text":"Um, tonight, I'm free tonight. Is that too eager?","text_w_direction":"Um, tonight, I'm free tonight. Is that too eager? [laughs]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19581,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19582,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Holly","text":"I don't care, free tonight.","text_w_direction":"I don't care, free tonight.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19583,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Oh, wait, oh, tonight's no good. Because I am busy taking you out.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Oh, wait, oh, tonight's no good. [Holly's smile quickly fades] Because I am busy taking you out.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19584,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Holly","text":"Oh, I just remembered, I can't tonight.","text_w_direction":"[gasps] Oh, I just remembered, I can't tonight.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19585,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"[concerned] Why?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19586,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Holly","text":"I'm going out with you.","text_w_direction":"I'm going out with you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19587,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Wow... Oh, wait a second, I can't tonight...","text_w_direction":"Wow... Oh, wait a second, I can't tonight...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19588,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Holly","text":"No more.","text_w_direction":"[shakes head] No more.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19589,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Tonight's so...","text_w_direction":"Tonight's so...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19590,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Holly","text":"No more.","text_w_direction":"No more.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19591,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Too many times. It's all good, um, alright, so, good, so, have a nice day.","text_w_direction":"Too many times. It's all good, um, alright, so, good, so, have a nice day.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19592,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Holly","text":"Thank you, you too.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, you too.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19593,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"You're welcome.","text_w_direction":"You're welcome.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19594,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"In my opinion, the third date is traditionally the one where... you have s*x. Does Holly feel that way? I don't know. I will probably find out tonight. If she starts having s*x with me I'll know for sure.","text_w_direction":"In my opinion, the third date is traditionally the one where... you have s*x. Does Holly feel that way? I don't know. I will probably find out tonight. If she starts having s*x with me I'll know for sure.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19595,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"That's for you. And, um, oh. I am right in assuming that Dwight is short for D-Money. 'Cause that's what I wrote on your save-the-date.","text_w_direction":"That's for you. And, um, oh. I am right in assuming that Dwight is short for D-Money. 'Cause that's what I wrote on your save-the-date.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19596,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"You set a date?","text_w_direction":"[whispering] You set a date?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19597,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"J-Money. Or should it be T-Money, for Tuna? Receptionist Money. K-Money.","text_w_direction":"J-Money. Or should it be T-Money, for Tuna? Receptionist Money. K-Money.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19598,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"What are you making?","text_w_direction":"[sigh] What are you making?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19599,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"A knife.","text_w_direction":"A knife.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19600,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"You're making a knife with a knife?","text_w_direction":"You're making a knife with a knife?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19601,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"You got a better way?","text_w_direction":"You got a better way?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19602,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"You want to talk about it?","text_w_direction":"You want to talk about it?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19603,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"About what?","text_w_direction":"About what?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19604,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"You know I know. You know they know.","text_w_direction":"You know I know. [looks at the camera guys] You know they know.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19605,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"I know none of that. If I did, you'd be the last to know.","text_w_direction":"I know none of that. If I did, you'd be the last to know.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19606,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Holly","text":"Oh, the mall could be fun.","text_w_direction":"Oh, the mall could be fun.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19607,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19608,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Holly","text":"We could go to the food court and get different foods. You could get Chicken Teriyaki. I could get a hot dog.","text_w_direction":"We could go to the food court and get different foods. You could get Chicken Teriyaki. I could get a hot dog.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19609,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Some of what we order depends on whether we're having s*x after. Oh, my. Wow, elephant in the room. Are we, do you think? Do you think we're going to have s*x tonight?","text_w_direction":"Some of what we order depends on whether we're having s*x after. [laughs] Oh, my. Wow, elephant in the room. Are we, do you think? Do you think we're going to have s*x tonight?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19610,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Holly","text":"...Hell yeah.","text_w_direction":"...Hell yeah.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19611,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, so, we do the restaurant thing and then... then... then we can do... We'll just do the restaurant thing first.","text_w_direction":"Okay, so, we do the restaurant thing and then... then... then we can do... We'll just do the restaurant thing first.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19612,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Holly","text":"Yeah, that's good.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, that's good.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19613,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Probably get soup or something light.","text_w_direction":"Probably get soup or something light.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19614,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19615,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"She introduced me to so many things. Pasteurized milk, sheets, monotheism, presents on your birthday, preventative medicine.","text_w_direction":"She introduced me to so many things. Pasteurized milk, sheets, monotheism, presents on your birthday, preventative medicine.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19616,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"It's nice to learn new things.","text_w_direction":"It's nice to learn new things.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19617,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"I was talking to myself.","text_w_direction":"I was talking to myself.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19618,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19619,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"I just don't get it.","text_w_direction":"I just don't get it.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19620,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"What don't you get?","text_w_direction":"What don't you get?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19621,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Why is she marrying Andy?","text_w_direction":"Why is she marrying Andy?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19622,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"Angela's not really a risk taker. And Andy's not really a risk.","text_w_direction":"Angela's not really a risk taker. And Andy's not really a risk.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19623,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"That's really fattening.","text_w_direction":"That's really fattening.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19624,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"No, it's lettuce.","text_w_direction":"No, it's lettuce.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19625,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Holly","text":"It's time to go.","text_w_direction":"[playing cards] It's time to go.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19626,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"No. No. Reservations are at 8","text_w_direction":"No. No. Reservations are at 8","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19627,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Holly","text":"You're crazy, go crazy.","text_w_direction":"You're crazy, go crazy.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19628,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Holly","text":"Oh, I forgot my keys.","text_w_direction":"[walking out of the building] Oh, I forgot my keys.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19629,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Do you need 'em?","text_w_direction":"Do you need 'em?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19630,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Holly","text":"Yeah, lets go grab them.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, lets go grab them.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19631,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19632,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Holly","text":"Oh, after vous.","text_w_direction":"Oh, after vous. [walking into the girls bathroom]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19633,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Thank vous. What? Oh!","text_w_direction":"Thank vous. [chuckling] What? Oh! [kissing]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19634,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Holly","text":"I didn't forget my keys, I just didn't want to make out with you in front of the cameras. Do you think they can hear us?","text_w_direction":"I didn't forget my keys, I just didn't want to make out with you in front of the cameras. Do you think they can hear us?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19635,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Not if we turn these dials all the way down. Now they can't hear us at all.","text_w_direction":"Not if we turn these dials [getting louder] all the way down. [whispering] Now they can't hear us at all.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19636,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Holly","text":"Oh, good.","text_w_direction":"Oh, good.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19637,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"We're totally alone.","text_w_direction":"We're totally alone.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19638,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"Yes, that's correct. I need to cancel checks from 10,001 to 90,000.","text_w_direction":"Yes, that's correct. I need to cancel checks from 10,001 to 90,000.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19639,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Oscar","text":"Great, they stole my laptop.","text_w_direction":"Great, they stole my laptop.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19640,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah, well, they stole my surge protector.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well, they stole my surge protector.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19641,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Oscar","text":"How does that even compare?","text_w_direction":"How does that even compare?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19642,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Oscar, I'm now going to be prone to surges.","text_w_direction":"Oscar, I'm now going to be prone to surges.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19643,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, my God, what happened?","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God, what happened?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19644,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"We were robbed last night.","text_w_direction":"We were robbed last night.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19645,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Bravo, Watson. Looks like a classic seven-man job. Okay, security tapes were stolen, Motives-financial, or possible, vintage HP computer collectors. Hank down at security had clocked out. And that's all we have.","text_w_direction":"Bravo, Watson. Looks like a classic seven-man job. Okay, security tapes were stolen, Motives-financial, or possible, vintage HP computer collectors. Hank down at security had clocked out. And that's all we have.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19646,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Holly","text":"Can I talk to you for a second?","text_w_direction":"Can I talk to you for a second?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19647,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. Oh... oh!","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Oh... oh!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19648,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Holly","text":"That wasn't us, right? I mean... you remembered to lock the doors?","text_w_direction":"That wasn't us, right? I mean... you remembered to lock the doors?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19649,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"No, did you?","text_w_direction":"No, did you?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19650,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Holly","text":"Michael I think this is our fault.","text_w_direction":"Michael I think this is our fault.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19651,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, no, my God.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, my God.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19652,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Holly","text":"Oh...","text_w_direction":"Oh...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19653,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Oh my God!","text_w_direction":"Oh my God!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19654,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"So much for s*x without consequences.","text_w_direction":"So much for s*x without consequences.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19655,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam [on phone]","text":"You are such a dork! Shots!","text_w_direction":"[Jim holds up phone] You are such a dork! Shots!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19656,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"So apparently Pam went out last night, and accidentally called my work phone at 3","text_w_direction":"So apparently Pam went out last night, and accidentally called my work phone at 3","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19657,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam [on phone]","text":"I'm not drunk.","text_w_direction":"I'm not drunk.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19658,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"I'm on minute six of this message.","text_w_direction":"I'm on minute six of this message.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19659,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam [on phone]","text":"Okay, I do not sound like that.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I do not sound like that.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19660,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Man on phone","text":"You can take the girl out of Philly...","text_w_direction":"You can take the girl out of Philly...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19661,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam [on phone]","text":"Scranton.","text_w_direction":"Scranton.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19662,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"The future mother of my children.","text_w_direction":"The future mother of my children.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19663,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"I never felt safe here.","text_w_direction":"I never felt safe here.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19664,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"You're always safe with me. I'm a very good screamer. And one day, we're going to move to Disney's Celebration Village in Florida and leave all of this behind.","text_w_direction":"You're always safe with me. I'm a very good screamer. And one day, we're going to move to Disney's Celebration Village in Florida and leave all of this behind.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19665,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"I would very much like that.","text_w_direction":"I would very much like that.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19666,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19667,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19668,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Consider yourself... at home!","text_w_direction":"[cockney accent] Consider yourself... at home!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19669,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Ugh.","text_w_direction":"[Dwight groans] Ugh.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19670,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Get in.","text_w_direction":"Get in.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19671,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"Where are we going?","text_w_direction":"Where are we going?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19672,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"I know she loves me, Phyllis. I am sure of it. She practically told me so.","text_w_direction":"I know she loves me, Phyllis. I am sure of it. She practically told me so.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19673,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"Then you need to give her an ultimatum. Tell her she needs to make a choice. You or Andy. If she pick you, great. If not, you can move on.","text_w_direction":"Then you need to give her an ultimatum. Tell her she needs to make a choice. You or Andy. If she pick you, great. If not, you can move on.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19674,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Are you sure that's going to work?","text_w_direction":"Are you sure that's going to work?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19675,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"It did when Bob said I had to stop talking to my sister on the phone so much.","text_w_direction":"It did when Bob said I had to stop talking to my sister on the phone so much.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19676,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait, this isn't our floor. Dwight...","text_w_direction":"Wait, this isn't our floor. Dwight...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19677,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Holly","text":"How's everyone doing? My door is always open if anyone wants to talk.","text_w_direction":"How's everyone doing? My door is always open if anyone wants to talk.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19678,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Oscar","text":"I don't want to talk. I want my laptop back.","text_w_direction":"I don't want to talk. I want my laptop back.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19679,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Creed","text":"Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name? Creed Bratton.","text_w_direction":"Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name? [whispering] Creed Bratton.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19680,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"We're gonna make everything all right. Alright? Conference room, 15 minutes. Half an hour. Alright?","text_w_direction":"We're gonna make everything all right. Alright? Conference room, 15 minutes. Half an hour. Alright?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19681,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"To recoup their losses, I am planning a little charity auction, where people from all over Scranton can come and bid on our goods and services. I'm calling it crime-aid. It's like farm aid, but instead of farms fighting against AIDS, it is us fighting against our own poverty.","text_w_direction":"To recoup their losses, I am planning a little charity auction, where people from all over Scranton can come and bid on our goods and services. I'm calling it crime-aid. It's like farm aid, but instead of farms fighting against AIDS, it is us fighting against our own poverty.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19682,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"I think it's a fun idea.","text_w_direction":"I think it's a fun idea.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19683,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19684,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"We could auction off things we do for each other like cleaning or tennis lessons. My sorority did it all the time.","text_w_direction":"We could auction off things we do for each other like cleaning or tennis lessons. My sorority did it all the time.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19685,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, I'm gonna have to stop you right there. Was this a sorority that you didn't get into a real sorority so you had to kind of form your own?","text_w_direction":"Okay, I'm gonna have to stop you right there. Was this a sorority that you didn't get into a real sorority so you had to kind of form your own?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19686,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"Move on, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Move on, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19687,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Okay! Well, come on, let's have an auction. Let's do this. We'll auction off people like in the olden days.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Okay! Well, come on, let's have an auction. Let's do this. We'll auction off people like in the olden days.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19688,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Oscar","text":"So, in order to recoup the value of items we liked, we have to spend more money on things we don't want. Who would ever come to this?","text_w_direction":"So, in order to recoup the value of items we liked, we have to spend more money on things we don't want. Who would ever come to this?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19689,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know, it could be any number of people. It could be a pedestrian. It could be an old person. It could be a lookie-loo. Or, it could be... a Bruce Springsteen fan - what? Who said that? I did. Why did I say that? Oh, I think you know why I said that. I think it is very apparent. I think it goes without saying. Bear with me. There's a point there. But what is the point? I don't understand what he's saying. It seems a little shady. It seems a little foggy. Well, it's not a little foggy there's actually something going on here-","text_w_direction":"I don't know, it could be any number of people. It could be a pedestrian. It could be an old person. It could be a lookie-loo. Or, it could be... a Bruce Springsteen fan - what? Who said that? I did. Why did I say that? Oh, I think you know why I said that. I think it is very apparent. I think it goes without saying. Bear with me. There's a point there. But what is the point? I don't understand what he's saying. It seems a little shady. It seems a little foggy. Well, it's not a little foggy there's actually something going on here-","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19690,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Do you need us for any of this?","text_w_direction":"Do you need us for any of this?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19691,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Do I?","text_w_direction":"Do I?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19692,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Holly","text":"Michael scored the big ticket item. Springsteen tickets! The boss scored the boss.","text_w_direction":"Michael scored the big ticket item. Springsteen tickets! The boss scored the boss.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19693,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, I think that's pretty boss.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I think that's pretty boss.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19694,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Holly","text":"He knows how to get things. He got me.","text_w_direction":"He knows how to get things. He got me.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19695,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Whoa!","text_w_direction":"Whoa!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19696,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Holly","text":"Sorry.","text_w_direction":"[giggles] Sorry.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19697,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Twice. ... Right?","text_w_direction":"Twice. ... Right?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19698,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Holly","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19699,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19700,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Holly","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19701,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Listen to me close. 'Cause I'm only gonna say this once. You either break off your engagement with that singing buffoon, apologize, and then date me, or you can say good-bye to this.","text_w_direction":"Listen to me close. 'Cause I'm only gonna say this once. You either break off your engagement with that singing buffoon, apologize, and then date me, or you can say good-bye to this. [points below his belt]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19702,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"I think you have me confused with another person.","text_w_direction":"I think you have me confused with another person.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19703,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"I said I was only gonna say this once. You have until 6","text_w_direction":"I said I was only gonna say this once. You have until 6","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19704,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"I heard you.","text_w_direction":"I heard you. [quickly walks away]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19705,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Pump it up! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Pump up the volume. Thank you very much, everybody. Thank you, Mr. Springsteen. And welcome to C.R.I.M.E.-A.I.D. Crime Reduces Innocence Makes Everyone Angry I Declare. It is not known how many office robberies occur every second because there is no Wikipedia entry for office robbery statistics. However, tonight, its victims, are standing together and standing strong in the form of song, cooking lessons, and hugs. Really Phyllis? You're auctioning a hug? Okay, so with no further ado, lights, camera, auction! Take it away Bruce!","text_w_direction":"Pump it up! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! [Huey Lewis' Heart of Rock and Roll plays] Pump up the volume. Thank you very much, everybody. Thank you, Mr. Springsteen. [music stops] And welcome to C.R.I.M.E.-A.I.D. [clears throat] Crime Reduces Innocence Makes Everyone Angry I Declare. It is not known how many office robberies occur every second because there is no Wikipedia entry for office robbery statistics. However, tonight, its victims, are standing together and standing strong in the form of song, cooking lessons, and hugs. Really Phyllis? You're auctioning a hug? Okay, so with no further ado, lights, camera, auction! Take it away Bruce! [Huey Lewis' Heart of Rock and Roll plays]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19706,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"Mike gave me a list of his top ten Springsteen songs. Three of them were Huey Lewis and the News. One was Tracy Chapman, Fast Car. And my personal favorite, Short People.","text_w_direction":"Mike gave me a list of his top ten Springsteen songs. Three of them were Huey Lewis and the News. One was Tracy Chapman, Fast Car. And my personal favorite, Short People.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19707,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, this is the moment that you have all been waiting for. Our first item up for bids tonight is something that I consider to be very boss indeed. It is a Yoga lesson from Holly Flax! Yoga! And I would like to start the bidding off at 300 dollars. 300 dollars do I hear 300 dollars? 300 dollars. Hey, batter batter batter, hey batter, swing batter, 300 dollars, 300 dollars, 300 dollars. Anybody, 300 dollars. 400 dollars. Who wants for 400- Do I see somebody in the back? Is there somebody in the back? Do I see somebody in the back? 400-450 Sold! For 300 dollars to me! What the hell is that?","text_w_direction":"Okay, this is the moment that you have all been waiting for. Our first item up for bids tonight is something that I consider to be very boss indeed. [cheers and applause] It is a Yoga lesson from Holly Flax! Yoga! And I would like to start the bidding off at 300 dollars. [auctioneer voice] 300 dollars do I hear 300 dollars? 300 dollars. Hey, batter batter batter, hey batter, swing batter, 300 dollars, 300 dollars, 300 dollars. Anybody, 300 dollars. 400 dollars. Who wants for 400-[speaking gibberish] Do I see somebody in the back? Is there somebody in the back? Do I see somebody in the back? 400-450 [speaking gibberish] Sold! For 300 dollars to me! [bangs gavel, which squeaks] What the hell is that?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19708,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"It's the only gavel I could find.","text_w_direction":"It's the only gavel I could find.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19709,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"It squeaks when you bang it, that's what she said. Let's hear it for me! Right? A bargain at any price!","text_w_direction":"It squeaks when you bang it, that's what she said. Let's hear it for me! Right? A bargain at any price!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19710,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey Mike, do my thing.","text_w_direction":"Hey Mike, do my thing.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19711,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, yes, great. Very good, Um, so, Darryl, and the boys in the hood in the warehouse, have graciously donated to, uh, go out for a beer with them right now. You know what, I'm actually going to bid on this. I'm going to start the bidding, because this is something that I have dreamt of-","text_w_direction":"Oh, yes, great. Very good, Um, so, Darryl, and the boys in the hood in the warehouse, have graciously donated to, uh, go out for a beer with them right now. You know what, I'm actually going to bid on this. I'm going to start the bidding, because this is something that I have dreamt of-","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19712,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"Mike, you can't do that. It's conflict of interest.","text_w_direction":"Mike, you can't do that. It's conflict of interest.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19713,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"5 dollars.","text_w_direction":"5 dollars.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19714,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"Sold! To Jim.","text_w_direction":"Sold! To Jim.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19715,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Okay, sold! Have fun, you guys. Well, this next item is sure to spring steam from your ears if you don't win it. It just says \"Creed.\"","text_w_direction":"Okay. Okay, sold! Have fun, you guys. Well, this next item is sure to spring steam from your ears if you don't win it. It just says \"Creed.\"","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19716,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Creed","text":"Yeah, that's all-inclusive.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, that's all-inclusive.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19717,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"She thought I was McNabb.","text_w_direction":"She thought I was McNabb. [laughing]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19718,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"I can see that.","text_w_direction":"I can see that.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19719,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah, well, watcha gonna do?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well, watcha gonna do?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19720,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Another round, boys? Great.","text_w_direction":"Another round, boys? Great. [Jim walks to the bar]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19721,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Roy","text":"Halpert?","text_w_direction":"Halpert?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19722,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"What's up, Roy?","text_w_direction":"What's up, Roy?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19723,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Hey man.","text_w_direction":"Hey man.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19724,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Roy","text":"I'm not gonna hit you or anything.","text_w_direction":"I'm not gonna hit you or anything.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19725,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, I wouldn't-","text_w_direction":"Oh, I wouldn't-[clears throat]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19726,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Roy","text":"You good?","text_w_direction":"You good?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19727,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"I'm good. How you doing?","text_w_direction":"I'm good. How you doing?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19728,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Roy","text":"I'm good.","text_w_direction":"I'm good.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19729,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, okay.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, okay.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19730,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Roy","text":"Hey Darryl, what's happenin'?","text_w_direction":"Hey Darryl, what's happenin'?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19731,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"Oh, what's up, Roy?","text_w_direction":"Oh, what's up, Roy?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19732,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Roy","text":"Hey, what's up, guys? How you been?","text_w_direction":"Hey, what's up, guys? How you been?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19733,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Hi, I'm Kevin. And I'll do your taxes.","text_w_direction":"Hi, I'm Kevin. And I'll do your taxes.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19734,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Let's hear an opening bid, everybody. Who's first? Kevin do your taxes. He's the tax man. Kevin the tax man.","text_w_direction":"Let's hear an opening bid, everybody. Who's first? Kevin do your taxes. He's the tax man. Kevin the tax man.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19735,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Federal and State.","text_w_direction":"Federal and State.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19736,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Federal and State.","text_w_direction":"Federal and State. [no one bids]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19737,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Fine.","text_w_direction":"Fine. [throws down microphone, knocks down microphone stand]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19738,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, alright. Hey, you know what? I would appreciate it if people would stop storming off the stage.","text_w_direction":"Okay, alright. Hey, you know what? I would appreciate it if people would stop storming off the stage.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19739,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Hank [the security guard]","text":"Me and the blues. It's me and the blues.","text_w_direction":"[playing blues on a guitar] Me and the blues. It's me and the blues. [Dwight looks at his watch, then at Angela, who looks away from Dwight towards Andy]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19740,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"We are getting there folks. Slow and steady. Well, well, have we been blessed today. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. David Wallace! Whoo!","text_w_direction":"We are getting there folks. Slow and steady. [David Wallace walks in] Well, well, have we been blessed today. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. David Wallace! Whoo!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19741,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"David Wallace","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
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{"index":19743,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"David Wallace","text":"Thank you Michael, thanks, thanks everybody. I'd like to auction off a weekend at my place in Martha's Vineyard. Hey, hey!","text_w_direction":"Thank you Michael, thanks, thanks everybody. I'd like to auction off a weekend at my place in Martha's Vineyard. Hey, hey!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
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{"index":19755,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Listen, she ignored my ultimatum. Now what?","text_w_direction":"Listen, she ignored my ultimatum. Now what?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19756,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"Now you move on.","text_w_direction":"Now you move on.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19757,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, fine. I've moved on. Now how do I get her back?","text_w_direction":"Okay, fine. I've moved on. Now how do I get her back?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19758,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"Well Dwight, I don't think you do. I think you've got your answer.","text_w_direction":"Well Dwight, I don't think you do. I think you've got your answer.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19759,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait, that's it? That's your advice? I thought you had some kind of big master plan.","text_w_direction":"Wait, that's it? That's your advice? I thought you had some kind of big master plan.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19760,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"Well, I just think we all deserve to be with someone who wants to be with us.","text_w_direction":"Well, I just think we all deserve to be with someone who wants to be with us.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19761,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh. I get it. You're trying to secure your place as head of the party-planning committee. You're just being selfish. And you slap like a girl.","text_w_direction":"Oh. I get it. You're trying to secure your place as head of the party-planning committee. You're just being selfish. [Phyllis slaps Dwight] And you slap like a girl.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19762,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"What did Phyllis do wrong? I'll tell you what Phyllis did wrong. She stuck her nose into my business and tried to help me.","text_w_direction":"What did Phyllis do wrong? I'll tell you what Phyllis did wrong. She stuck her nose into my business and tried to help me. [Dwight has an epiphany]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19763,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Roy","text":"What's going on with Pam?","text_w_direction":"What's going on with Pam?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
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{"index":19765,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Roy","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19766,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"She's, um, she's in New York. She's at an art school.","text_w_direction":"She's, um, she's in New York. She's at an art school.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
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{"index":19770,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"She's engaged, um... to me.","text_w_direction":"She's engaged, um... to me.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
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{"index":19772,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, thanks man. Appreciate that.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thanks man. Appreciate that.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19773,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Roy","text":"So Pam's happy?","text_w_direction":"So Pam's happy?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19774,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, I'd say she's happy. I mean, she loves her classes. Loves the city. I mean, last night, she was out with her friends, till, like, 8","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I'd say she's happy. I mean, she loves her classes. Loves the city. I mean, last night, she was out with her friends, till, like, 8","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19775,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Roy","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
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{"index":19777,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Roy","text":"I thought you were a friend.","text_w_direction":"I thought you were a friend.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19778,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"I am going to see Pam. Because I feel like I should.","text_w_direction":"[driving] I am going to see Pam. Because I feel like I should. [sighs]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19779,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Bob","text":"When are you getting to Bruce?","text_w_direction":"When are you getting to Bruce?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19780,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, just a few more items.","text_w_direction":"Uh, just a few more items.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19781,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"All","text":"Bruce! Bruce! Bruce!","text_w_direction":"[chanting] Bruce! Bruce! Bruce!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19782,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"All right, all right, all right, all right, all right! Here we go. All right, big ticket item. All right, in my pocket, I have... two tickets... to Mr. Bruce Springsteen, front... Oh, where are those? Has anyone seen an envelope with Bruce Springsteen front row tickets and backstage passes? Anybody seen something like-lying around?","text_w_direction":"All right, all right, all right, all right, all right! Here we go. All right, big ticket item. [cheering] All right, in my pocket, I have... two tickets... to Mr. Bruce Springsteen, front... Oh, where are those? Has anyone seen an envelope with Bruce Springsteen front row tickets and backstage passes? Anybody seen something like-lying around?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19783,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Stanley","text":"Do you want us to look for 'em?","text_w_direction":"Do you want us to look for 'em?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19784,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"No. I think they were stolen. I think they were stolen and they're gone forever. So... oh, that was the last good item. So, good job, everybody.","text_w_direction":"No. I think they were stolen. I think they were stolen and they're gone forever. So... oh, that was the last good item. So, good job, everybody.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19785,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"I have my hug.","text_w_direction":"I have my hug.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19786,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, well, Phyllis, nobody... really wants a hug, so.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well, Phyllis, nobody... really wants a hug, so.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19787,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Bob","text":"I'll bid on a hug.","text_w_direction":"I'll bid on a hug.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19788,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"She's your wife, you idiot.","text_w_direction":"She's your wife, you idiot.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
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{"index":19793,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19794,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"I need a hug, unless you're gonna give me one.","text_w_direction":"I need a hug, unless you're gonna give me one.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19795,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"Not here.","text_w_direction":"Not here.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
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{"index":19801,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"325, 325.","text_w_direction":"325, 325.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
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{"index":19817,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Humuna-humuna-humuna-humuna-humuna-","text_w_direction":"Humuna-humuna-humuna-humuna-humuna-","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
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{"index":19819,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Eh, it's not worth it.","text_w_direction":"Eh, it's not worth it.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19820,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"1,000 going once, 1,000 going twice. Sold for 1,000 dollar. Nicely done.","text_w_direction":"1,000 going once, 1,000 going twice. Sold for 1,000 dollar. [applause] Nicely done.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19821,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"No. you know what? No. Because... I'm not that guy. And we are not that couple.","text_w_direction":"[driving, sighs, laughs] No. you know what? No. Because... I'm not that guy. And [laughs] we are not that couple. [turns around]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19822,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, that looks good. Listen, about the tickets. It's sort of a gray-kind of a gray area in terms of...whether or not I had them-","text_w_direction":"[whispering] Hey, that looks good. Listen, about the tickets. It's sort of a gray-kind of a gray area in terms of...whether or not I had them- [Holly covers Michaels mouth]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19823,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Holly","text":"The Springsteen tickets seemed too good to be true. But, a lot of Michael seems too good to be true. So far it's all true. But yeah, those tickets, really seemed too good to be true.","text_w_direction":"The Springsteen tickets seemed too good to be true. But, a lot of Michael seems too good to be true. So far it's all true. But yeah, those tickets, really seemed too good to be true.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19824,"season":5,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Crime Aid","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"David Wallace","text":"No, I did not know that Michael was dating Holly.","text_w_direction":"[after accidentally seeing Michael and Holly kiss] No, I did not know that Michael was dating Holly.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1884,"air_date":"2008-10-23"}
{"index":19825,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Kelly","text":"Wow you guys look amazing. Stanley, I thought you hated Halloween.","text_w_direction":"[dressed as Carrie Bradshaw] Wow you guys look amazing. Stanley, I thought you hated Halloween.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19826,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Phyllis","text":"Shh. He wears that so he can sleep at his desk. Who are you?","text_w_direction":"[dressed as Raggedy Ann] Shh. He wears that so he can sleep at his desk. Who are you?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19827,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh, I'm Carrie Bradshaw from s*x And The City.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'm Carrie Bradshaw from s*x And The City.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19828,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Phyllis","text":"Mm. I like your shoes.","text_w_direction":"Mm. I like your shoes. [Kelly has 5-inch heels on]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19829,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Kelly","text":"Thank you. Will you help walk me to the fax machine?","text_w_direction":"Thank you. Will you help walk me to the fax machine?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19830,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Phyllis","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19831,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Ryan","text":"I got her, I got her. I can help you. You look amazing.","text_w_direction":"I got her, I got her. I can help you. You look amazing.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19832,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Kelly","text":"Inappropriate. Thank you. Who are you, Larry King?","text_w_direction":"Inappropriate. Thank you. Who are you, Larry King?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19833,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Ryan","text":"Gordon Gekko.","text_w_direction":"Gordon Gekko.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19834,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh, from the insurance commercials!","text_w_direction":"Oh, from the insurance commercials!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19835,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Ryan","text":"... Yeah.","text_w_direction":"... Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19836,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Oscar","text":"Whoa. Awesome.","text_w_direction":"[Creed dressed as the Joker enters] Whoa. Awesome.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19837,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Creed","text":"Let's put a smile on that face!","text_w_direction":"Let's put a smile on that face!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19838,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Kevin","text":"Dammit Creed! I've been up since four!","text_w_direction":"[also dressed as the Joker] Dammit Creed! I've been up since four!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19839,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"Meow. Sweet 'stume, dude. Who are you supposed to be?","text_w_direction":"[dressed as a kitten] Meow. Sweet 'stume, dude. Who are you supposed to be?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19840,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"Dave.","text_w_direction":"Dave.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19841,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"Cool.","text_w_direction":"Cool.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19842,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"You are? A cat?","text_w_direction":"You are? [Andy hisses] A cat?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19843,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"We were looking for \"kitten.\"","text_w_direction":"[buzzer noise] We were looking for \"kitten.\"","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19844,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, hang on one second. Jim Halpert.","text_w_direction":"[phone] Oh, hang on one second. Jim Halpert.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19845,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19846,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"Hey New York, Happy Halloween!","text_w_direction":"Hey New York, Happy Halloween!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19847,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"Thanks. My costume's getting a lot of attention.","text_w_direction":"Thanks. My costume's getting a lot of attention. [Pam is dressed as Charlie Chaplin]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19848,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"So apparently no one dresses up for Halloween here. I wish I had known that before I used greasepaint for my moustache. And I can't even take off my hat, because then I'm Hitler.","text_w_direction":"So apparently no one dresses up for Halloween here. I wish I had known that before I used greasepaint for my moustache. And I can't even take off my hat, because then I'm Hitler.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19849,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Hm mm mm mm. Want to see a magic trick? Heh heh heh! I'm gonna make a pencil disapp-- oh! Disappear.","text_w_direction":"[dressed as the Joker] Hm mm mm mm. Want to see a magic trick? Heh heh heh! I'm gonna make a pencil disapp-- oh! [elevator doors close, reopen.] Disappear.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19850,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, I think we are set. We have puzzles, string for Cat's Cradles. Burned this last night. A little road trip CD. Puppets.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I think we are set. We have puzzles, string for Cat's Cradles. Burned this last night. A little road trip CD. Puppets.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19851,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Holly","text":"Oh, look at all this stuff! It's only seven hours.","text_w_direction":"Oh, look at all this stuff! It's only seven hours.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19852,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"When Corporate found out that we were dating, they decided they were going to transfer Holly back to her old branch, in Nashua, New Hampshire.","text_w_direction":"When Corporate found out that we were dating, they decided they were going to transfer Holly back to her old branch, in Nashua, New Hampshire.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19853,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Holly","text":"Michael is taking a personal day to move me up.","text_w_direction":"Michael is taking a personal day to move me up.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19854,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Road trip! Right?","text_w_direction":"Road trip! Right?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19855,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Holly","text":"Breaker one-nine, copy?","text_w_direction":"Breaker one-nine, copy?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19856,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, copy that breaker. Those Duke boys are at it again.","text_w_direction":"Oh, copy that breaker. Those Duke boys are at it again.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19857,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey! Do Not Touch My Radio.","text_w_direction":"Hey! Do Not Touch My Radio.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19858,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"We're not.","text_w_direction":"We're not.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19859,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Holly","text":"Kidding.","text_w_direction":"Kidding.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19860,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"We're not doing anything.","text_w_direction":"We're not doing anything.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19861,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Holly","text":"It's been a weird week since we found out I had to transfer. Michael wanted me to quit and get some job here in Scranton, and I said \"Well, why don't you quit and get some job in Nashua?\" And he said \"I asked you first.\" And I said \"First!\" at the same time he did. And then I said \"Jinx.\" And then we never talked about it again and haven't been back to the conversation. So...","text_w_direction":"It's been a weird week since we found out I had to transfer. Michael wanted me to quit and get some job here in Scranton, and I said \"Well, why don't you quit and get some job in Nashua?\" And he said \"I asked you first.\" And I said \"First!\" at the same time he did. And then I said \"Jinx.\" And then we never talked about it again and haven't been back to the conversation. So...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19862,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"All right everybody. I'm out of here. Jim, you're in charge.","text_w_direction":"All right everybody. I'm out of here. Jim, you're in charge.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19863,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, I'll walk you out.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'll walk you out.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19864,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Ah, you are quite the gentleman.","text_w_direction":"Ah, you are quite the gentleman.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19865,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"You can let people go a couple of minutes early if you want.","text_w_direction":"You can let people go a couple of minutes early if you want.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19866,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"All right. We'll see. No.","text_w_direction":"All right. We'll see. [to camera] No.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19867,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"I am off to New York. My brother Pete from Boston, and my brother Tom from New Jersey are taking Pam and I out for lunch, to celebrate the engagement. Or maybe to beat me up. I can never tell with those two.","text_w_direction":"I am off to New York. My brother Pete from Boston, and my brother Tom from New Jersey are taking Pam and I out for lunch, to celebrate the engagement. Or maybe to beat me up. I can never tell with those two.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19868,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Good morning temp.","text_w_direction":"Good morning temp.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19869,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Ryan","text":"'Morning. Wow. Good morning Dwight.","text_w_direction":"'Morning. [Dwight reveals Cornell sweatshirt] Wow. Good morning Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19870,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Thought I'd go casual today. Morning everyone. Good morning. Hello. How are you Phyllis?","text_w_direction":"Thought I'd go casual today. Morning everyone. Good morning. Hello. How are you Phyllis?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19871,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"Ha ha ha. That's funny. Take that sweatshirt off! Hey buddy.","text_w_direction":"Ha ha ha. That's funny. [angrily] Take that sweatshirt off! Hey buddy.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19872,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Andy.","text_w_direction":"Andy.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19873,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"Remember when I jokingly yelled at you to take your sweatshirt off? Totally joking. But, you should know, those colors are sacred. Not that I care. But if you're not a Cornell man, you probably shouldn't wear them.","text_w_direction":"Remember when I jokingly yelled at you to take your sweatshirt off? Totally joking. But, you should know, those colors are sacred. Not that I care. But if you're not a Cornell man, you probably shouldn't wear them.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19874,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"No I get it. I totally understand. And uh, I just want to assure you, that I mean no disrespect. You see, I'm applying!","text_w_direction":"No I get it. I totally understand. And uh, I just want to assure you, that I mean no disrespect. You see, I'm applying!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19875,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"Come on, you think you can get into Cornell?","text_w_direction":"Come on, you think you can get into Cornell?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19876,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Well if somebody who barely out-sells Phyllis, can get in, I should be fine.","text_w_direction":"Well if somebody who barely out-sells Phyllis, can get in, I should be fine.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19877,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Phyllis","text":"I'm sitting right here Dwight.","text_w_direction":"I'm sitting right here Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19878,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"I meant that as a compliment to you Phyllis, as well as a slight to Andy.","text_w_direction":"I meant that as a compliment to you Phyllis, as well as a slight to Andy.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19879,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Cornell is a good school, and I want to better myself through higher education. If it makes Andy angry, so be it.","text_w_direction":"Cornell is a good school, and I want to better myself through higher education. If it makes Andy angry, so be it. [He sips from his Cornell mug]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19880,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Holly","text":"I have to unpack this weekend but maybe next weekend we go to the outlets!","text_w_direction":"I have to unpack this weekend but maybe next weekend we go to the outlets!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19881,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Cool!","text_w_direction":"Cool!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19882,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Darryl","text":"Mike you'll drive this every weekend?","text_w_direction":"Mike you'll drive this every weekend?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19883,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"We're gonna switch back and forth, the driving. Sometimes we'll just meet in the middle. It'll be fun. Wait a sec. Oh I love this song.","text_w_direction":"We're gonna switch back and forth, the driving. Sometimes we'll just meet in the middle. It'll be fun. Wait a sec. Oh I love this song.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19884,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael and Holly","text":"Life is a highway, I want to ride it all night long.","text_w_direction":"Life is a highway, I want to ride it all night long.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19885,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael, Holly, and Darryl","text":"If you're going my way, I wanna drive you all night long! If you're going my way...","text_w_direction":"If you're going my way, I wanna drive you all night long! If you're going my way...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19886,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey there. So uh, how do you think we're gonna do against Penn this year? Nathan Ford's arm looks pretty strong.","text_w_direction":"Hey there. So uh, how do you think we're gonna do against Penn this year? Nathan Ford's arm looks pretty strong.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19887,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"Well he's had a pretty good season so far--- Stop saying \"we.\" You did not go to Cornell. Okay, you're just doing this to screw with me.","text_w_direction":"Well he's had a pretty good season so far--- Stop saying \"we.\" You did not go to Cornell. Okay, you're just doing this to screw with me.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19888,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Not so. Cornell is an excellent school. Without its agricultural program, we probably wouldn't have cabbage. At least not modern cabbage.","text_w_direction":"Not so. Cornell is an excellent school. Without its agricultural program, we probably wouldn't have cabbage. At least not modern cabbage.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19889,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"I know it's an excellent school, Dwight. I went there. My blood runs Big Red.","text_w_direction":"I know it's an excellent school, Dwight. I went there. My blood runs Big Red.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19890,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Someday, we'll both get together in Comstock Hall and just laugh about all of this.","text_w_direction":"Someday, we'll both get together in Comstock Hall and just laugh about all of this.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19891,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19892,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Tom","text":"Hey, future baby sis!","text_w_direction":"Hey, future baby sis!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19893,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"How are you Tom. Nice to see you.","text_w_direction":"How are you Tom. Nice to see you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19894,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Tom","text":"I'm good.","text_w_direction":"I'm good.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19895,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"I asked Tom and Pete to come early so we could play a prank on Jim at lunch! Pretty awesome, right? I think they're into the idea. They're probably thinking, \"That Pam Beasly, she's the coolest sister-in-law on the planet. She's the best! The absolute best.\"","text_w_direction":"I asked Tom and Pete to come early so we could play a prank on Jim at lunch! Pretty awesome, right? I think they're into the idea. They're probably thinking, \"That Pam Beasly, she's the coolest sister-in-law on the planet. She's the best! The absolute best.\"","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19896,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, so here's what I'm thinking. I'm gonna say that before ceramics class, I took off my ring, and then when I changed back out of my smock, it wasn't in my pocket anymore, and I lost it.","text_w_direction":"Okay, so here's what I'm thinking. I'm gonna say that before ceramics class, I took off my ring, and then when I changed back out of my smock, it wasn't in my pocket anymore, and I lost it.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19897,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pete","text":"That's perfect. You know what would be even more hilarious? Remember that thing we did when Jim was in high school with his girlfriend?","text_w_direction":"That's perfect. You know what would be even more hilarious? Remember that thing we did when Jim was in high school with his girlfriend?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19898,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Tom","text":"Right! That would be hilarious! We should totally dog her, about being an artist, never making any money!","text_w_direction":"Right! That would be hilarious! We should totally dog her, about being an artist, never making any money!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19899,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pete","text":"That, is awesome!","text_w_direction":"That, is awesome!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19900,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Tom","text":"Like she basically has a hobby, for a job.","text_w_direction":"Like she basically has a hobby, for a job.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19901,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pete","text":"Oh yeah.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19902,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"So, not the ring then? The- the- Not doing the ring?","text_w_direction":"So, not the ring then? The- the- Not doing the ring?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19903,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pete","text":"I think this is better.","text_w_direction":"I think this is better.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19904,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Tom","text":"The other thing would \"get\" Jim.","text_w_direction":"The other thing would \"get\" Jim.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19905,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pete","text":"This is nicer, it's fun. It's fun!","text_w_direction":"This is nicer, it's fun. It's fun!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19906,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay, okay.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19907,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Tom","text":"Oh, he hates it when we pick on his girlfriends.","text_w_direction":"Oh, he hates it when we pick on his girlfriends.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19908,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"Oookay....","text_w_direction":"Oookay....","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19909,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"They came up with that idea really fast.","text_w_direction":"They came up with that idea really fast.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19910,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Darryl","text":"This trip was longer than I thought.","text_w_direction":"This trip was longer than I thought.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19911,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Holly","text":"Yeah it did look shorter on the map-","text_w_direction":"Yeah it did look shorter on the map-","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19912,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Ah! Ah! Ahhhh! Hey. Whew. Ow. I was having a nightmare.","text_w_direction":"Ah! Ah! Ahhhh! [waking up] Hey. Whew. Ow. I was having a nightmare.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19913,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Holly","text":"You were sleeping? You were talking before.","text_w_direction":"You were sleeping? You were talking before.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19914,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Was I? Really? Was I saying anything interesting?","text_w_direction":"Was I? Really? Was I saying anything interesting?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19915,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Darryl","text":"Not really.","text_w_direction":"Not really.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19916,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"All right. What's the scoop, how far?","text_w_direction":"All right. What's the scoop, how far?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19917,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Darryl","text":"Four hours. Almost halfway there.","text_w_direction":"Four hours. Almost halfway there.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19918,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Holly","text":"We're only halfway?","text_w_direction":"We're only halfway?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19919,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Halfway! Okay, You know what I want to do, I want to pull over and find little bed and breakfast for when we meet in the middle. Emphasis on the bed. And the breakfast.","text_w_direction":"Halfway! Okay, You know what I want to do, I want to pull over and find little bed and breakfast for when we meet in the middle. Emphasis on the bed. And the breakfast.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19920,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Darryl","text":"Next exit isn't for five miles.","text_w_direction":"Next exit isn't for five miles.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19921,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Holly","text":"Let's check there.","text_w_direction":"Let's check there.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19922,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"Hey guys.","text_w_direction":"Hey guys.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19923,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, how are you?","text_w_direction":"Hey, how are you?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19924,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"Hi!","text_w_direction":"Hi! [smooches]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19925,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"Good to see you.","text_w_direction":"Good to see you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19926,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pete","text":"Nice to see you again, Pam.","text_w_direction":"Nice to see you again, Pam.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19927,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Tom","text":"Pam, I haven't seen you in so, so long!","text_w_direction":"Pam, I haven't seen you in so, so long!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19928,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"All right so now we can sit... and get comfortable.","text_w_direction":"All right so now we can sit... and get comfortable.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19929,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Darryl","text":"There's nothing out here man.","text_w_direction":"There's nothing out here man.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19930,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. I don't know I just- I imagined a hotel right here. Pool, over here. Really good breakfast place. With really good bacon.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I don't know I just- I imagined a hotel right here. Pool, over here. Really good breakfast place. With really good bacon.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19931,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Here we go, fourth time's a charm. \"Life's like a road where you just... one day here, and the next day back...Sometimes you deal with it, today you don't, sometimes you do, what you want... there's a world out there.... Hey. Are you crying?","text_w_direction":"Here we go, fourth time's a charm. \"Life's like a road where you just... one day here, and the next day back...Sometimes you deal with it, today you don't, sometimes you do, what you want... there's a world out there.... [Holly sobs] Hey. Are you crying?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19932,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Holly","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19933,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Allergies?","text_w_direction":"Allergies?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19934,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Holly","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19935,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Did Darryl touch you?","text_w_direction":"Did Darryl touch you?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19936,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Darryl","text":"WHAT!?","text_w_direction":"WHAT!?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19937,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Holly","text":"No, Darryl did not touch me. Can we just keep going, please?","text_w_direction":"No, Darryl did not touch me. Can we just keep going, please? [crying]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19938,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"What's the matter?","text_w_direction":"What's the matter?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19939,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Holly","text":"It's not gonna work.","text_w_direction":"It's not gonna work.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19940,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Sure it is.","text_w_direction":"Sure it is.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19941,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Holly","text":"There's too much distance.","text_w_direction":"There's too much distance.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19942,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Oh no no no.. It's gonna work, it'll be fine.","text_w_direction":"Oh no no no.. It's gonna work, it'll be fine.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19943,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Holly","text":"Michael we've only been dating each other for a few weeks","text_w_direction":"Michael we've only been dating each other for a few weeks","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19944,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Listen to me. I like you so much.","text_w_direction":"Listen to me. I like you so much.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19945,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Holly","text":"And I like you too.","text_w_direction":"And I like you too.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19946,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"And I've dated four women in the last--","text_w_direction":"And I've dated four women in the last--","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19947,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Holly","text":"I've dated four guys last year too.","text_w_direction":"I've dated four guys last year too.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19948,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Not last - no. In like the last ten years.","text_w_direction":"Not last - no. In like the last ten years.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19949,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Holly","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19950,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"I've dated almost four women, and you are so far above them, it is stupid.","text_w_direction":"I've dated almost four women, and you are so far above them, it is stupid.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19951,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Holly","text":"Michael. Don't. Don't. Don't make it harder than it has to be.","text_w_direction":"Michael. Don't. Don't. Don't make it harder than it has to be.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19952,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"That's what she said.","text_w_direction":"That's what she said.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19953,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Holly thinks that this relationship is over. Well, you know what? I am not gonna give up that easy. I'm gonna make this way harder than it needs to be.","text_w_direction":"Holly thinks that this relationship is over. Well, you know what? I am not gonna give up that easy. I'm gonna make this way harder than it needs to be.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19954,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"Take that down.","text_w_direction":"Take that down. [Dwight has hung a large red Cornell banner from the ceiling]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19955,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Excuse me?","text_w_direction":"Excuse me?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19956,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"Take. That down.","text_w_direction":"Take. That down.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19957,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Meredith","text":"You know I once dated a couple of guys from Cornell. They were really nice. They gave me a ride home.","text_w_direction":"You know I once dated a couple of guys from Cornell. They were really nice. They gave me a ride home.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19958,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"I seriously doubt that anyone from Cornell dated you.","text_w_direction":"I seriously doubt that anyone from Cornell dated you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19959,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Creed","text":"It's pronounced Ker-nell. It's the highest rank in the military.","text_w_direction":"It's pronounced Ker-nell. It's the highest rank in the military.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19960,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"It's pronounced \"Corn-ell!\" It's the highest rank in the Ivy League!","text_w_direction":"It's pronounced \"Corn-ell!\" It's the highest rank in the Ivy League!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19961,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Andy, let's just talk about this man-to-man, after work.","text_w_direction":"Andy, let's just talk about this man-to-man, after work.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19962,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"Fine.","text_w_direction":"Fine.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19963,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"What do you say?","text_w_direction":"What do you say?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19964,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, good. Can we--- Grr. Heh heh heh. That's Big Red Bear! That's a bobble Big Red Bear! God!!","text_w_direction":"Yeah, good. Can we--- [Dwight pulls out Cornell mascot bobble-head] Grr. Heh heh heh. That's Big Red Bear! That's a bobble Big Red Bear! God!!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19965,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Holly","text":"If you leave on Friday, by five, you'll be rolling in at... midnight? At best?","text_w_direction":"If you leave on Friday, by five, you'll be rolling in at... midnight? At best?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19966,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19967,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Holly","text":"And then sleep in Saturday. That only leaves us less than 24 hours before you have to go back again.","text_w_direction":"And then sleep in Saturday. That only leaves us less than 24 hours before you have to go back again.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19968,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, okay. I will talk to you on the Bluetooth the entire trip. So we're talking constantly all the way.","text_w_direction":"Okay, okay. I will talk to you on the Bluetooth the entire trip. So we're talking constantly all the way.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19969,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Holly","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19970,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"I'll tell you everything that I see. Everything that I pass by, things that I witness on the road.","text_w_direction":"I'll tell you everything that I see. Everything that I pass by, things that I witness on the road.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19971,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Holly","text":"Well-","text_w_direction":"Well-","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19972,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Maybe I'll see an accident one weekend?","text_w_direction":"Maybe I'll see an accident one weekend?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19973,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Holly","text":"How long could we keep that up?","text_w_direction":"How long could we keep that up?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19974,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Years!","text_w_direction":"Years!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19975,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Holly","text":"Years?","text_w_direction":"Years?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19976,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19977,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Holly","text":"Years? Of just a few hours every weekend?","text_w_direction":"Years? Of just a few hours every weekend?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19978,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Here's my wish. I want you to meet a great guy, and I want you to be happy.","text_w_direction":"Here's my wish. I want you to meet a great guy, and I want you to be happy.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19979,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Holly","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"[kisses his temple] Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19980,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"My wish has come true, incidentally, because, you've met me, and you are happy.","text_w_direction":"My wish has come true, incidentally, because, you've met me, and you are happy.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19981,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Darryl","text":"Clever, Mike.","text_w_direction":"Clever, Mike.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19982,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Tom","text":"So Pam, how much does an artist make after they leave art school?","text_w_direction":"So Pam, how much does an artist make after they leave art school?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19983,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pete","text":"Yeah, not a lot of money in the arts, right?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, not a lot of money in the arts, right?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19984,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"That's not really true. There's a lot of things you can do with an art degree actually.","text_w_direction":"That's not really true. There's a lot of things you can do with an art degree actually.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19985,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Tom","text":"Maybe Pam should pay the check by drawing a picture on this napkin.","text_w_direction":"Maybe Pam should pay the check by drawing a picture on this napkin.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19986,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"Wow, that's- that's a little rude. What's your deal?","text_w_direction":"Wow, that's- that's a little rude. What's your deal?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19987,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pete","text":"Hey, just having fun Jimmy.","text_w_direction":"Hey, just having fun Jimmy.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19988,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Tom","text":"Yeah. Right Pam?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Right Pam?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19989,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"Yup!","text_w_direction":"Yup! [Tom and Pete give Halpertian looks to camera]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19990,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"You know what? I think we're a great couple. I think we're a classic couple. I think we're like Romeo and Juliet. I think we... go together so well. We're like peanut butter and jelly, don't you think?","text_w_direction":"You know what? I think we're a great couple. I think we're a classic couple. I think we're like Romeo and Juliet. I think we... go together so well. We're like peanut butter and jelly, don't you think?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19991,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Holly","text":"I do, I think so.","text_w_direction":"I do, I think so.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19992,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Then don't do it. Please don't do this. Please don't do this.","text_w_direction":"Then don't do it. Please don't do this. Please don't do this. [they continue arguing]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19993,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey what's up, I just thought I'd try you. I was thinking about that story where you ran into the girl you used to babysit.","text_w_direction":"[leaving someone a message on his cell phone, looking very uncomfortable] Hey what's up, I just thought I'd try you. I was thinking about that story where you ran into the girl you used to babysit.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19994,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know what I'm gonna do!","text_w_direction":"I don't know what I'm gonna do!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19995,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Darryl","text":"Please call me back.","text_w_direction":"Please call me back.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19996,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Please?","text_w_direction":"Please?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19997,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Holly","text":"You'll be okay","text_w_direction":"You'll be okay","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19998,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"I'm not gonna be okay.","text_w_direction":"I'm not gonna be okay.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":19999,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Darryl","text":"Please...","text_w_direction":"Please...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20000,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Holly","text":"You will.","text_w_direction":"You will.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20001,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"No I won't! I'm not strong! And I'll go back to Jan, and I hate Jan! Oh God!","text_w_direction":"No I won't! I'm not strong! And I'll go back to Jan, and I hate Jan! Oh God!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20002,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"You might be interested-","text_w_direction":"[outside men's room] You might be interested- [stops when he sees Stanley come out]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20003,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Stanley","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20004,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"Dwight!","text_w_direction":"Dwight!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20005,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Andy, I've been meaning to ask you, which a cappella group should I join? The Harmoniacs, or the Do-Re-Mi-Go's?","text_w_direction":"Andy, I've been meaning to ask you, which a cappella group should I join? The Harmoniacs, or the Do-Re-Mi-Go's?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20006,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"Hm. Assuming you had the voice to be in any of them, it's irrelevant. Because I called admissions and it looks like I, will be conducting your university interview.","text_w_direction":"Hm. Assuming you had the voice to be in any of them, it's irrelevant. Because I called admissions and it looks like I, will be conducting your university interview.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20007,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"That's a conflict of interest.","text_w_direction":"That's a conflict of interest.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20008,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah. Big one. So, should I not let you in now, or do you want to do the interview, and then I won't let you in?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Big one. So, should I not let you in now, or do you want to do the interview, and then I won't let you in?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20009,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Interview.","text_w_direction":"[thinks] Interview.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20010,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"Excellent. When the hourglass strikes three, then in the room whence employees confer.","text_w_direction":"Excellent. When the hourglass strikes three, then in the room whence employees confer.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20011,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20012,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"The conference room!","text_w_direction":"The conference room!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20013,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20014,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"Who are your role models?","text_w_direction":"Who are your role models?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20015,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"If I had to put Dwight's chances into a percentage, I would say he has none percent chance.","text_w_direction":"If I had to put Dwight's chances into a percentage, I would say he has none percent chance.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20016,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"So, Dane Cook, Jack Bauer, and Eli Whitney. You're doing great.","text_w_direction":"So, Dane Cook, Jack Bauer, and Eli Whitney. You're doing great.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20017,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"Oh wow. This is my niece Vanessa. She's a trumpeter. And, look at her.","text_w_direction":"Oh wow. This is my niece Vanessa. She's a trumpeter. And, look at her.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20018,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"Cute.","text_w_direction":"Cute.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20019,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"That must be really fun for you and Marci huh?","text_w_direction":"That must be really fun for you and Marci huh?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20020,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Tom","text":"Yup. She only knows how to play \"When the Saints go Marching In.\"","text_w_direction":"Yup. She only knows how to play \"When the Saints go Marching In.\"","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20021,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"Love that one.","text_w_direction":"Love that one.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20022,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pete","text":"Yeah but, she doesn't think she's gonna be like, career musician right?","text_w_direction":"Yeah but, she doesn't think she's gonna be like, career musician right?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20023,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"Here you go again! What is your deal today?","text_w_direction":"Here you go again! What is your deal today?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20024,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pete","text":"Just saying. How many famous trumpeters can you name besides... Louis Armstrong?","text_w_direction":"Just saying. How many famous trumpeters can you name besides... Louis Armstrong?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20025,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"Miles Davis.","text_w_direction":"Miles Davis.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20026,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"One.","text_w_direction":"One.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20027,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"Chet ...something.","text_w_direction":"Chet ...something.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20028,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"Half.","text_w_direction":"Half.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20029,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pete","text":"The point is Pam, is there are jobs-","text_w_direction":"The point is Pam, is there are jobs-","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20030,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"Dizzy Gillespie.","text_w_direction":"Dizzy Gillespie.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20031,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"Also good.","text_w_direction":"Also good.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20032,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pete","text":"And there are hobbies. I love baseball more than anything, but you don't see me try to get on the Mets.","text_w_direction":"And there are hobbies. I love baseball more than anything, but you don't see me try to get on the Mets.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20033,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Tom","text":"You don't!","text_w_direction":"You don't!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20034,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"Pete couldn't make the Mets. She's at Pratt. You played JV baseball. Will you lighten up a little bit?","text_w_direction":"Pete couldn't make the Mets. She's at Pratt. You played JV baseball. Will you lighten up a little bit?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20035,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pete","text":"I'm just calling it like I see it.","text_w_direction":"I'm just calling it like I see it.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20036,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"I don't know if I'm gonna make any money with art.","text_w_direction":"I don't know if I'm gonna make any money with art.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20037,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"Pam, don't worry about it.","text_w_direction":"Pam, don't worry about it.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20038,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"I mean it's a very competitive field. But I have a professor who says I have a lot of promise, and if I don't try now, I never will. So...","text_w_direction":"I mean it's a very competitive field. But I have a professor who says I have a lot of promise, and if I don't try now, I never will. So...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20039,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"Guys, what is going on?!","text_w_direction":"Guys, what is going on?! [Pete and Tom burst out in laughter]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20040,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Tom","text":"We pranked you!","text_w_direction":"We pranked you!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20041,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pete","text":"It was Pam's idea. Pam was the mastermind.","text_w_direction":"It was Pam's idea. Pam was the mastermind.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20042,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"... Got you.","text_w_direction":"... Got you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20043,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pete","text":"That was killer. I was so close to blowing it.","text_w_direction":"That was killer. I was so close to blowing it.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20044,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"Let's see how well you know your Big Red history.","text_w_direction":"Let's see how well you know your Big Red history.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20045,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Bring it.","text_w_direction":"Bring it.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20046,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"Who was Cornell's eighth president?","text_w_direction":"Who was Cornell's eighth president?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20047,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Dale Raymond Corson!","text_w_direction":"Dale Raymond Corson!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20048,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"Mm, I'm sorry that's incorrect. Cornell's seventh president was in fact, James A. Perkins. Comprehension skills, sub-par.","text_w_direction":"Mm, I'm sorry that's incorrect. Cornell's seventh president was in fact, James A. Perkins. [writes in a notebook] Comprehension skills, sub-par.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20049,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Hmm, interviewing skills, sub-par.","text_w_direction":"Hmm, interviewing skills, sub-par. [writes in a notebook]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20050,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"What are you writing? Can't even give Cornell your full attention?","text_w_direction":"What are you writing? Can't even give Cornell your full attention?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20051,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"On the contrary, I'm helping Cornell. By evaluating their interviewers.","text_w_direction":"On the contrary, I'm helping Cornell. By evaluating their interviewers.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20052,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"Nobody wants ...that, to happen.","text_w_direction":"Nobody wants ...that, to happen.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20053,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, when they get my evaluation we'll see if they're interested.","text_w_direction":"Well, when they get my evaluation we'll see if they're interested.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20054,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"\"Applicant is attempting to blackmail interviewer, showing low moral character.\"","text_w_direction":"\"Applicant is attempting to blackmail interviewer, showing low moral character.\"","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20055,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"\"Interviewer is threatening applicant with an arbitrary review process.\"","text_w_direction":"\"Interviewer is threatening applicant with an arbitrary review process.\"","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20056,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"\"Applicant is wasting everyone's time with stupid and inane accusations.\"","text_w_direction":"\"Applicant is wasting everyone's time with stupid and inane accusations.\"","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20057,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"\"Interviewer has suspect motives.\"","text_w_direction":"\"Interviewer has suspect motives.\"","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20058,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"\"Applicant has a head shaped like a trapezoid.\"","text_w_direction":"\"Applicant has a head shaped like a trapezoid.\"","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20059,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"\"Interviewer has turned off applicant's interest in Cornell, and they are going to go to the vastly superior Dartmouth.\" Ever heard of it? I think I have everything I need.","text_w_direction":"\"Interviewer has turned off applicant's interest in Cornell, and they are going to go to the vastly superior Dartmouth.\" Ever heard of it? I think I have everything I need.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20060,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"I have everything I need-","text_w_direction":"I have everything I need- [talking over each other]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20061,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"And you will be hearing from the -","text_w_direction":"And you will be hearing from the -","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20062,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"And you will be hearing from -","text_w_direction":"And you will be hearing from -","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20063,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"-Cornell Application Department,","text_w_direction":"-Cornell Application Department,","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20064,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"which I will not be a part of-","text_w_direction":"which I will not be a part of-","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20065,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"And you will not be pleased with the result.","text_w_direction":"And you will not be pleased with the result. [pulls table away from Andy]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20066,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"And YOU will not be pleased with the result!","text_w_direction":"And YOU will not be pleased with the result!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20067,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"And your affiliation with Cornell -","text_w_direction":"And your affiliation with Cornell -","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20068,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"And your affiliation with Cornell -","text_w_direction":"And your affiliation with Cornell -","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20069,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Will end completely!","text_w_direction":"Will end completely!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20070,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"Will end completely!","text_w_direction":"Will end completely!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20071,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"That is all sir, you may go.","text_w_direction":"[has won the table war] That is all sir, you may go.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20072,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Darryl","text":"There's another dolly in the truck, Mike. You could take more than that lamp.","text_w_direction":"[Michael and Holly cautiously pass each other] There's another dolly in the truck, Mike. You could take more than that lamp.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20073,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"For the record, I wanted go another direction. Which was way better.","text_w_direction":"For the record, I wanted go another direction. Which was way better.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20074,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"Well, I'll be the judge of that. What do you got?","text_w_direction":"Well, I'll be the judge of that. What do you got?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20075,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"Okay. I lost my engagement ring in ceramics class. Left it in my smock. I had this whole thing where I go back to class, wrongly accuse another girl. Look I even used makeup to put a ring around my finger, you can hardly see it, it's very subtle.","text_w_direction":"Okay. I lost my engagement ring in ceramics class. Left it in my smock. I had this whole thing where I go back to class, wrongly accuse another girl. Look I even used makeup to put a ring around my finger, you can hardly see it, it's very subtle.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20076,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"That is good.","text_w_direction":"That is good.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20077,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20078,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"Truthfully anything would have been better than that prank. Oh, text message from my brother. \"Pam cool. Welcome to the family.\"","text_w_direction":"Truthfully anything would have been better than that prank. [laughs] Oh, text message from my brother. \"Pam cool. Welcome to the family.\"","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20079,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"Oh. Hey how about at Thanksgiving we prank Tom about being bald?","text_w_direction":"Oh. Hey how about at Thanksgiving we prank Tom about being bald?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20080,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Darryl","text":"This is the last of it.","text_w_direction":"This is the last of it.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20081,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Oh that's mine actually. Um, maybe put it back in the truck.","text_w_direction":"Oh that's mine actually. Um, maybe put it back in the truck.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20082,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Darryl","text":"You're not staying?","text_w_direction":"You're not staying?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20083,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"You know I have some things I need to do this weekend. I just remembered, so, I'll just ride back with you.","text_w_direction":"You know I have some things I need to do this weekend. I just remembered, so, I'll just ride back with you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20084,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Darryl","text":"But you want me to put it back in the truck.","text_w_direction":"But you want me to put it back in the truck.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20085,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"I'll be down in just a second. Holly?","text_w_direction":"I'll be down in just a second. [into house] Holly?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20086,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"So um... I think I'm gonna go back with Darryl Okay. Goodbye.","text_w_direction":"So um... I think I'm gonna go back with Darryl [Holly hugs Michael] Okay. [they kiss goodbye.] Goodbye.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20087,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Holly","text":"Okay. Bye.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Bye.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20088,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Darryl","text":"I know it's hard Mike. Break-ups hurt.","text_w_direction":"I know it's hard Mike. Break-ups hurt.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20089,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"We didn't break up.","text_w_direction":"We didn't break up.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20090,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Darryl","text":"Looked like it. Sometimes when I'm down like this, it helps to sing the blues.","text_w_direction":"Looked like it. Sometimes when I'm down like this, it helps to sing the blues.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20091,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20092,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Darryl","text":"Da na na na na... da na na na na...","text_w_direction":"[bluesy] Da na na na na... da na na na na...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20093,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"That's a really pretty song.","text_w_direction":"That's a really pretty song.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20094,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Darryl","text":"Da na na na na. No, no, check it out, look. Da na na na na... want to do that?","text_w_direction":"Da na na na na. No, no, check it out, look. Da na na na na... want to do that?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20095,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20096,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Darryl","text":"That's when you hit me with what's getting you down, okay?","text_w_direction":"That's when you hit me with what's getting you down, okay?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20097,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20098,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Darryl","text":"Da na na na na.","text_w_direction":"Da na na na na.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20099,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Da na na na na.","text_w_direction":"Da na na na na.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20100,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Darryl","text":"Da na na na na.","text_w_direction":"Da na na na na.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20101,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Da na na na na.","text_w_direction":"Da na na na na.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20102,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Darryl","text":"No, wait. You're, you're supposed to... Never mind. Da na na na na.","text_w_direction":"No, wait. You're, you're supposed to... Never mind. Da na na na na.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20103,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Da na na na na.","text_w_direction":"Da na na na na.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20104,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Darryl","text":"Da na na na na.","text_w_direction":"Da na na na na.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20105,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Da na na na na.","text_w_direction":"Da na na na na.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20106,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Darryl","text":"Da na na na na!!","text_w_direction":"Da na na na na!!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20107,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Da na na na na!!","text_w_direction":"Da na na na na!!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20108,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Darryl","text":"Da na na na na .","text_w_direction":"Da na na na na .","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20109,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Da na na na na.","text_w_direction":"[deeper] Da na na na na.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20110,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah! Da na na na na.","text_w_direction":"Yeah! Da na na na na.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20111,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Da na na na na.","text_w_direction":"[deeper] Da na na na na.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20112,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Darryl","text":"YEAH! Da na na na na.","text_w_direction":"YEAH! Da na na na na.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20113,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Da na na na na...","text_w_direction":"[blues singer] Da na na na na...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20114,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"I thought I'd come in casual today. Man, I'm hungry. Anyone else feel like a beet?","text_w_direction":"[Whistling, enters office in farmer overalls] I thought I'd come in casual today. Man, I'm hungry. Anyone else feel like a beet?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20115,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Where did you get those?","text_w_direction":"Where did you get those?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20116,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"What, these? Bernard Farms. Best beets in the state.","text_w_direction":"What, these? Bernard Farms. Best beets in the state.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20117,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"I see what you are doing. But I do not know where you are going with this.","text_w_direction":"I see what you are doing. But I do not know where you are going with this.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20118,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"Well you will. Soon as you visit, my new beet farm. You're supposed to cook these, aren't you?","text_w_direction":"Well you will. Soon as you visit, my new beet farm. [attempts to bite into a raw beet, beet is too hard] You're supposed to cook these, aren't you?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20119,"season":5,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Employee Transfer","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Cornell.","text_w_direction":"[scoffs] Cornell. [easily bites into a beet]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1962,"air_date":"2008-10-30"}
{"index":20120,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, sport.","text_w_direction":"Hey, sport.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20121,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"I heard someone got engaged, you dog, huh?","text_w_direction":"I heard someone got engaged, you dog, huh? [punches Michael's shoulder]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20122,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Ow! God!","text_w_direction":"Ow! God!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20123,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, nothing can hurt you now. You're a man in love!","text_w_direction":"Oh, nothing can hurt you now. You're a man in love!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20124,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Darryl","text":"I was there. That dude is not engaged. I'm not a big believer in therapy, but I'll go into my own pocket to cover his co-pay.","text_w_direction":"I was there. That dude is not engaged. I'm not a big believer in therapy, but I'll go into my own pocket to cover his co-pay.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20125,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Andy","text":"Big idea","text_w_direction":"Big idea","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20126,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"No, we would never do that. And if we did, it would be with Jim and Pam.","text_w_direction":"No, we would never do that. And if we did, it would be with Jim and Pam.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20127,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, we'd never do that.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, we'd never do that.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20128,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, so there you go.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, so there you go.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20129,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kelly","text":"Michael, I got my bridesmaid dress.","text_w_direction":"[enters Michael's office] Michael, I got my bridesmaid dress.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20130,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, wow, so quickly.","text_w_direction":"Oh, wow, so quickly.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20131,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kelly","text":"Yeah, and you said I could get it in any color I wanted, so I picked white.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, and you said I could get it in any color I wanted, so I picked white.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20132,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kevin","text":"Michael, did you tell your mom yet?","text_w_direction":"Michael, did you tell your mom yet?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20133,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Nope. Nope. Not yet.","text_w_direction":"Nope. Nope. Not yet.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20134,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"You wouldn't tell your mom?","text_w_direction":"You wouldn't tell your mom?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20135,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kevin","text":"You love your mom.","text_w_direction":"You love your mom.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20136,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kelly","text":"Call your mom, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Call your mom, Michael. [everyone talking]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20137,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"I'll call her later.","text_w_direction":"I'll call her later.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20138,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Group","text":"Call her! Call her!","text_w_direction":"[chanting and clapping] Call her! Call her!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20139,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"I don't want to do that. All right. She is going to freak out!","text_w_direction":"I don't want to do that. [chanting continues] All right. [picks up phone and dials] She is going to freak out!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20140,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Andy","text":"Speakerphone!","text_w_direction":"[punches button] Speakerphone!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20141,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"That's -- thanks.","text_w_direction":"That's -- thanks.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20142,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Mother","text":"Hello?","text_w_direction":"[on speakerphone] Hello?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20143,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Mom, I'm getting married.","text_w_direction":"Mom, I'm getting married.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20144,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Mother","text":"No, you're not.","text_w_direction":"No, you're not.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20145,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Why do you always do that? Whenever I'm getting married, you don't believe me.","text_w_direction":"Why do you always do that? Whenever I'm getting married, you don't believe me.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20146,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Mother","text":"Well, are you getting married?","text_w_direction":"Well, are you getting married?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20147,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No. [laughs]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20148,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Mother","text":"Are you--","text_w_direction":"Are you-- [Michael ends call]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20149,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"I'm not, I'm not getting married. So... Psych.","text_w_direction":"I'm not, I'm not getting married. So... [laughs] Psych.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20150,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kelly","text":"So I returned my bridesmaid dress, and it was on sale, so I'm out $100.","text_w_direction":"So I returned my bridesmaid dress, and it was on sale, so I'm out $100.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20151,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"And I'm out a fiancee. Are those the customer surveys?","text_w_direction":"And I'm out a fiancee. Are those the customer surveys?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20152,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kelly","text":"Yeah, uh, this is all of them","text_w_direction":"Yeah, uh, this is all of them","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20153,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"I'll take care of that for you. Thanks.","text_w_direction":"I'll take care of that for you. [crumples receipt and throws it in trash] Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20154,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Kelly Kapoor is our dusky, exotic customer service rep. And once a year, she will contact our clients and find out how happy they are with our salespeople. Sort of a Kapoor's List. \"Schindler's List\" parody. ... That's not appropriate, no.","text_w_direction":"Kelly Kapoor is our dusky, exotic customer service rep. And once a year, she will contact our clients and find out how happy they are with our salespeople. Sort of a Kapoor's List. \"Schindler's List\" parody. ... That's not appropriate, no.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20155,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Those reports affect our bonuses, which is kind of great for me, because you wouldn't know it from looking at her, but Pam's a gold-digger.","text_w_direction":"Those reports affect our bonuses, which is kind of great for me, because you wouldn't know it from looking at her, but Pam's a gold-digger.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20156,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, New York ain't free. Get back to work.","text_w_direction":"[on Bluetooth speaker] Hey, New York ain't free. Get back to work.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20157,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Aww.","text_w_direction":"Aww.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20158,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"It's the world's tiniest Bluetooth. I found it in a Japanese gadget store in the village. I got one for Jim, too. Jim, say something.","text_w_direction":"It's the world's tiniest Bluetooth. I found it in a Japanese gadget store in the village. I got one for Jim, too. Jim, say something.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20159,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Testing, testing. Hello, everybody.","text_w_direction":"[on Bluetooth] Testing, testing. Hello, everybody.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20160,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"We wanted to stay on the phone all day, but the company has a policy against eight-hour personal calls. So we're not telling anyone.","text_w_direction":"We wanted to stay on the phone all day, but the company has a policy against eight-hour personal calls. So we're not telling anyone.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20161,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Alex","text":"Uh, Pam. What do you want on your coffee?","text_w_direction":"Uh, Pam. What do you want on your coffee?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20162,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim and Pam","text":"Sprinkle of cinnamon.","text_w_direction":"Sprinkle of cinnamon.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20163,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"I should go.","text_w_direction":"I should go.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20164,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Alrighty, Dwighty, let's see how you did.","text_w_direction":"Alrighty, Dwighty, let's see how you did.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20165,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"Bring it on.","text_w_direction":"Bring it on. [starts to put foot up on Michael's desk]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20166,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20167,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"Sorry.","text_w_direction":"Sorry.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20168,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20169,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"What does it say?","text_w_direction":"What does it say?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20170,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight, your feedback is horrible.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, your feedback is horrible.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20171,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"That's impossible.","text_w_direction":"That's impossible.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20172,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"A number of your clients found your personal style abrasive and distasteful.","text_w_direction":"A number of your clients found your personal style abrasive and distasteful.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20173,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"I sell more paper than anyone.","text_w_direction":"I sell more paper than anyone. [stands and reaches for the file]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20174,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no, no, no.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no, no.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20175,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait, is this a joke? I'm getting that queasy feeling that sometimes accompanies jokes.","text_w_direction":"Wait, is this a joke? I'm getting that queasy feeling that sometimes accompanies jokes.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20176,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Do I look like I am joking?","text_w_direction":"Do I look like I am joking?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20177,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"No, but that's sometimes part of it.","text_w_direction":"No, but that's sometimes part of it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20178,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"If I were joking, you would be laughing. Do you look like you are laughing?","text_w_direction":"If I were joking, you would be laughing. Do you look like you are laughing?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20179,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"Impossible to say. I can't see myself.","text_w_direction":"Impossible to say. I can't see myself.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20180,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"You're not.","text_w_direction":"You're not.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20181,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Andy","text":"Yo, Tommy Tuna, did you get your scores yet?","text_w_direction":"Yo, Tommy Tuna, did you get your scores yet?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20182,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Nope.","text_w_direction":"Nope.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20183,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Andy","text":"I got mine. They were really good.","text_w_direction":"I got mine. They were really good.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20184,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"I miss him.","text_w_direction":"[listening in New York] I miss him.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20185,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"You must be really proud.","text_w_direction":"You must be really proud.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20186,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, pretty psyched. Whoa! That's my mug.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, pretty psyched. Whoa! That's my mug.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20187,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, sorry. It was just -- it was right here.","text_w_direction":"Oh, sorry. It was just -- it was right here.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20188,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Andy","text":"Right, well, it's mine, so if you could pour it out and get another one.","text_w_direction":"Right, well, it's mine, so if you could pour it out and get another one.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20189,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"OK. Or maybe I could finish the coffee that's in here and you could use uh, oh -- Snoopy.","text_w_direction":"OK. Or maybe I could finish the coffee that's in here and you could use [finds a mug] uh, oh -- Snoopy.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20190,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"Don't give him Snoopy. That's mine.","text_w_direction":"Don't give him Snoopy. That's mine.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20191,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Andy","text":"It is a great mug. But it's not my mug. That is my mug. So give it back.","text_w_direction":"[smiles] It is a great mug. But it's not my mug. That is my mug. So give it back.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20192,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"How can you even be sure?","text_w_direction":"How can you even be sure?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20193,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Andy","text":"It has my face on it.","text_w_direction":"It has my face on it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20194,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Make the face. Yeah, I don't see it.","text_w_direction":"[holds mug next to Andy's head] Make the face. [Andy smiles] Yeah, I don't see it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20195,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Andy","text":"Dude, that is my face!","text_w_direction":"Dude, that is my face!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20196,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"What was that?","text_w_direction":"[Dwight slams something on desk] What was that?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20197,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Wow. That was Dwight. He seems upset about something.","text_w_direction":"Wow. That was Dwight. He seems upset about something.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20198,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"Describe him exactly. What color mustard is his shirt? Yellow or Dijon?","text_w_direction":"Describe him exactly. What color mustard is his shirt? Yellow or Dijon?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20199,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"It is... more of a spicy brown, actually.","text_w_direction":"It is... more of a spicy brown, actually.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20200,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"What are you mumbling about?","text_w_direction":"What are you mumbling about?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20201,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"How was your meeting with Michael?","text_w_direction":"How was your meeting with Michael?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20202,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"None of your business.","text_w_direction":"None of your business.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20203,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Was it your scores?","text_w_direction":"Was it your scores?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20204,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"Those can't be my scores, Jim. For your information --","text_w_direction":"Those can't be my scores, Jim. For your information --","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20205,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20206,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm being sabotaged.","text_w_direction":"I'm being sabotaged.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20207,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Of course.","text_w_direction":"Of course.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20208,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"And I'm going to find that person and punish them.","text_w_direction":"And I'm going to find that person and punish them.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20209,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Absolutely. Or you could just be nice to your customers.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely. Or you could just be nice to your customers.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20210,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"You're an idiot.","text_w_direction":"You're an idiot.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20211,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"There's the charm.","text_w_direction":"There's the charm.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20212,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Jimbo, let's do this thang.","text_w_direction":"Jimbo, let's do this thang.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20213,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"That is me. Wish me luck.","text_w_direction":"That is me. Wish me luck.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20214,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"No way.","text_w_direction":"No way.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20215,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"Good luck.","text_w_direction":"[whispers on bluetooth] Good luck.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20216,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20217,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"I didn't say anything","text_w_direction":"I didn't say anything","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20218,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"I love you.","text_w_direction":"I love you.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20219,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"I love you, too.","text_w_direction":"I love you, too.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20220,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"What do you think I am saying to you?!","text_w_direction":"What do you think I am saying to you?!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20221,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"I'm not talking to you.","text_w_direction":"I'm not talking to you.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20222,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"I've caught Jim talking to himself several times today. What a loser. Get a friend, loser.","text_w_direction":"I've caught Jim talking to himself several times today. What a loser. Get a friend, loser.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20223,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, I'm looking at it right now. It's really gorgeous. You guys do great work.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Yeah, I'm looking at it right now. It's really gorgeous. You guys do great work.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20224,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Andy","text":"I found the best tentist on the east coast. He personally tented Giuliani's first and third weddings. And I got him. I got him!","text_w_direction":"I found the best tentist on the east coast. He personally tented Giuliani's first and third weddings. And I got him. [shakes fist] I got him!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20225,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Andy","text":"Would you be able to do the same design, but with walls of gray? And a top that's gray too? Fabulous.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Would you be able to do the same design, but with walls of gray? And a top that's gray too? Fabulous.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20226,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, come on.","text_w_direction":"Oh, come on.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20227,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20228,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"You too?","text_w_direction":"You too?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20229,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Did my scores drop a little?","text_w_direction":"Did my scores drop a little?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20230,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Jim, they are a poopy.","text_w_direction":"Jim, they are a poopy. [Jim coughs, presses button to end call on Bluetooth]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20231,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"Jim? Jim?","text_w_direction":"[touches ear] Jim? Jim?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20232,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Are we even sure that's my file?","text_w_direction":"Are we even sure that's my file?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20233,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"No. Yes, I am sure, Jim. It --","text_w_direction":"No. [glances at it] Yes, I am sure, Jim. It --","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20234,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Well, there's got to be an explanation.","text_w_direction":"Well, there's got to be an explanation.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20235,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"I agree.","text_w_direction":"I agree.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20236,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20237,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"So let's see what we can find out from reading. Jim Halpert is smudge and arrogant.","text_w_direction":"So let's see what we can find out from reading. [reads] Jim Halpert is smudge and arrogant.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20238,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"I think you mean smug","text_w_direction":"I think you mean smug","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20239,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Arrogance.","text_w_direction":"[points at Jim] Arrogance.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20240,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Michael, I'm just trying to --","text_w_direction":"Michael, I'm just trying to --","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20241,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"And there's our smudgeness.","text_w_direction":"And there's our smudgeness.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20242,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"I need a decent bonus, because I'm actually in the process of buying my parents' house so that they can retire. And if history tells us anything, it's that you can't go wrong buying a house you can't afford. Pam doesn't know about the house, so it's... a fun surprise. Pam, sorry about that. I lost you for a second. So, as it turns out, I may not have done so hot on my customer reviews this year.","text_w_direction":"I need a decent bonus, because I'm actually in the process of buying my parents' house so that they can retire. And if history tells us anything, it's that you can't go wrong buying a house you can't afford. Pam doesn't know about the house, so it's... a fun surprise. [taps Bluetooth earpiece] Pam, sorry about that. I lost you for a second. So, as it turns out, I may not have done so hot on my customer reviews this year.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20243,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"Maybe it's because you spent the whole year flirting with the receptionist.","text_w_direction":"Maybe it's because you spent the whole year flirting with the receptionist.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20244,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"A little bit. ... Worth it.","text_w_direction":"A little bit. ... Worth it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20245,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Here's what's going to happen. I am going to have to fix you, manage you two on a more personal scale, a more micro form of management. Jim, what is that called?","text_w_direction":"Here's what's going to happen. I am going to have to fix you, manage you two on a more personal scale, a more micro form of management. Jim, what is that called?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20246,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Microgement.","text_w_direction":"Microgement.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20247,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Boom! Yes. Now, Jim is going to be the client. Dwight, you're going to have to sell to him without being aggressive, hostile or difficult. Let's go.","text_w_direction":"Boom! Yes. Now, Jim is going to be the client. Dwight, you're going to have to sell to him without being aggressive, hostile or difficult. Let's go.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20248,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"All right, fine. Brrring.","text_w_direction":"All right, fine. [picks up phone] Brrring.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20249,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Hello?","text_w_direction":"[picks up phone] Hello?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20250,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"Hello, this is Dwight Schrute from the Dunder Mifflin Paper Company.","text_w_direction":"Hello, this is Dwight Schrute from the Dunder Mifflin Paper Company.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20251,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Wow, that's great, because I need paper.","text_w_direction":"Wow, that's great, because I need paper.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20252,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"Excellent, then you are in luck, because we are having a limited-time offer only on everything.","text_w_direction":"Excellent, then you are in luck, because we are having a limited-time offer only on everything.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20253,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Wow, this is my lucky day.","text_w_direction":"Wow, this is my lucky day.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20254,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Ask him his name.","text_w_direction":"[whispers] Ask him his name.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20255,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"What is your name, sir?","text_w_direction":"What is your name, sir?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20256,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"I am Bill Buttlicker.","text_w_direction":"I am Bill Buttlicker.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20257,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"Really, that's your real name?","text_w_direction":"Really, that's your real name?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20258,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"How dare you? My family built this country, by the way.","text_w_direction":"How dare you? My family built this country, by the way.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20259,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Be respectful, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Be respectful, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20260,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Yes, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20261,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Would you hold on one second? That's my other line.","text_w_direction":"Would you hold on one second? That's my other line.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20262,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"What? No, but I --","text_w_direction":"What? No, but I --","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20263,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Hello? No, I'm just on the phone with this stupid salesman. He's so dumb. Probably just gonna keep him on the line forever and not buy anything. Yeah, OK.","text_w_direction":"Hello? [laughs] No, I'm just on the phone with this stupid salesman. He's so dumb. Probably just gonna keep him on the line forever and not buy anything. Yeah, OK. [punches button on phone]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20264,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"It's up to you to change his mind.","text_w_direction":"It's up to you to change his mind.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20265,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Sorry. That was a family emergency.","text_w_direction":"Sorry. That was a family emergency.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20266,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, no. What's wrong?","text_w_direction":"Oh, no. What's wrong?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20267,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"You know what? That's private.","text_w_direction":"You know what? That's private.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20268,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Boundaries, Dwight. Come on!","text_w_direction":"Boundaries, Dwight. Come on!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20269,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"Sorry, Mr. Buttlicker. As I was saying, we're having a limited--","text_w_direction":"Sorry, Mr. Buttlicker. As I was saying, we're having a limited--","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20270,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Sorry, you're going to have to speak up a little bit louder. I'm hard of hearing.","text_w_direction":"Sorry, you're going to have to speak up a little bit louder. I'm hard of hearing.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20271,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"He's hard of -- he's an old man. Let's go.","text_w_direction":"He's hard of -- he's an old man. Let's go.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20272,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"OK, as I was saying, right now we are having --","text_w_direction":"OK, as I was saying, right now we are having --","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20273,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"You're gonna have to talk louder.","text_w_direction":"You're gonna have to talk louder.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20274,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"OK, our prices have never been lower.","text_w_direction":"OK, our prices have never been lower.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20275,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Son, you have to talk louder.","text_w_direction":"Son, you have to talk louder.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20276,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"...never been lower!","text_w_direction":"...never been lower!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20277,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Louder, son!","text_w_direction":"Louder, son!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20278,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"Buttlicker! Our prices have never been lower!","text_w_direction":"[shouting] Buttlicker! Our prices have never been lower!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20279,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Stop it! Stop it!","text_w_direction":"Stop it! Stop it!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20280,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"He --","text_w_direction":"He --","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20281,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"That is totally inappropriate. You never yell at the client. You never yell at the client.","text_w_direction":"That is totally inappropriate. You never yell at the client. You never yell at the client.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20282,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Now, you listen to me, sir.","text_w_direction":"Now, you listen to me, sir.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20283,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Here we go.","text_w_direction":"Here we go.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20284,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"The three words I would describe you as is aggressive, hostile and definitely difficult.","text_w_direction":"The three words I would describe you as is aggressive, hostile and definitely difficult.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20285,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Give me the phone.","text_w_direction":"Give me the phone.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20286,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"Please, Mr. Buttlicker --","text_w_direction":"Please, Mr. Buttlicker --","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20287,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"I'm irate right now.","text_w_direction":"I'm irate right now.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20288,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Give me the phone.","text_w_direction":"Give me the phone.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20289,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"Please give me another chance. Mr. Buttlicker.","text_w_direction":"Please give me another chance. Mr. Buttlicker.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20290,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Give me the phone. Give me the phone.","text_w_direction":"Give me the phone. Give me the phone.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20291,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"I have to put you on with my boss.","text_w_direction":"I have to put you on with my boss.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20292,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Well, I should hope so. Who is this?","text_w_direction":"Well, I should hope so. [Michael takes phone] Who is this?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20293,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Hello, this is Michael Scott, regional manager.","text_w_direction":"Hello, this is Michael Scott, regional manager.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20294,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Well, this is William M. Buttlicker.","text_w_direction":"Well, this is William M. Buttlicker.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20295,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Hello, Mr. Buttlicker. How may we help you?","text_w_direction":"Hello, Mr. Buttlicker. How may we help you?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20296,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Michael, I like the sound of your voice. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to buy one million dollars worth of paper products today.","text_w_direction":"Michael, I like the sound of your voice. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to buy one million dollars worth of paper products today.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20297,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"[shakes fist, whispers] Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20298,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"See how it's done? Thank you very much, sir. I don't think you'll regret it. See what I did?","text_w_direction":"[covers phone, whispers to Dwight] See how it's done? [into phone] Thank you very much, sir. I don't think you'll regret it. [to Dwight] See what I did?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20299,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"You are the master.","text_w_direction":"You are the master.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20300,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"There is one condition, Michael.","text_w_direction":"There is one condition, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20301,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20302,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"You have to fire the salesman that treated me so terribly.","text_w_direction":"You have to fire the salesman that treated me so terribly.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20303,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"Don't do it, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Don't do it, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20304,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"... It's a million-dollar sale.","text_w_direction":"... [whispers] It's a million-dollar sale.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20305,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Andy","text":"So it's called the Shangri-La Tent. It's two stories, heated and has a bridal suite for my bridal sweet. It's just really simple, really tasteful.","text_w_direction":"So it's called the Shangri-La Tent. It's two stories, heated and has a bridal suite for my bridal sweet. It's just really simple, really tasteful.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20306,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Angela","text":"I don't want to be married in a tent like a hobo","text_w_direction":"I don't want to be married in a tent like a hobo","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20307,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Andy","text":"Hobos live in trains.","text_w_direction":"Hobos live in trains.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20308,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Angela","text":"Nana Mimi can't be in canvas that long.","text_w_direction":"Nana Mimi can't be in canvas that long.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20309,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Andy","text":"Well, Nana Mim -- Ahh. OK, look. This tent is awesome. And it's in high demand, so I really think we should put a deposit down now.","text_w_direction":"Well, Nana Mim -- Ahh. OK, look. This tent is awesome. And it's in high demand, so I really think we should put a deposit down now.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20310,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Angela","text":"OK fine you can have your tent, but only if it's in a field, a hand-plowed field","text_w_direction":"OK fine you can have your tent, but only if it's in a field, a hand-plowed field","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20311,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Andy","text":"Done and done-er.","text_w_direction":"Done and done-er.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20312,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Angela","text":"There has to be a barn that's old enough that you can see the stars through the roof slats when you lay on your back. And antique tools to look at when you roll over.","text_w_direction":"There has to be a barn that's old enough that you can see the stars through the roof slats when you lay on your back. And antique tools to look at when you roll over.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20313,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Andy","text":"Do you have a specific place in mind?","text_w_direction":"Do you have a specific place in mind?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20314,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Angela","text":"No. But anything within a five- to eight-mile radius is acceptable.","text_w_direction":"No. But anything within a five- to eight-mile radius is acceptable.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20315,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Andy","text":"On it!","text_w_direction":"On it!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20316,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight. Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Dwight. Dwight. [Dwight's car comes screeching into view]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20317,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"Get in!","text_w_direction":"Get in!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20318,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Are you serious?","text_w_direction":"Are you serious?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20319,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"Get in!","text_w_direction":"Get in! [he peels off into parking space]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20320,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"OK, what are you --","text_w_direction":"OK, what are you --","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20321,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"Shh. They might be listening to us.","text_w_direction":"Shh. [turns radio up loud, playing \"Centerfold.\"] They might be listening to us.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20322,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"What's that?","text_w_direction":"What's that?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20323,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"They might be listening to us","text_w_direction":"They might be listening to us","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20324,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Who's they?","text_w_direction":"Who's they?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20325,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight ","text":"Customer service might be monitoring this conversation.","text_w_direction":"Customer service might be monitoring this conversation.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20326,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"In this car?","text_w_direction":"In this car?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20327,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"You never know. Better safe than sorry.","text_w_direction":"You never know. Better safe than sorry.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20328,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"What are you thinking?","text_w_direction":"[turns radio down] What are you thinking?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20329,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"Who stands to benefit from our downfall?","text_w_direction":"Who stands to benefit from our downfall?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20330,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"The mob, maybe NASA.","text_w_direction":"The mob, maybe NASA.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20331,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"Could be the mob. But then Dunder-Mifflin would need to be a front for money laundering, and there's little evidence of that.","text_w_direction":"Could be the mob. But then Dunder-Mifflin would need to be a front for money laundering, and there's little evidence of that.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20332,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Is there some evidence?","text_w_direction":"Is there some evidence?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20333,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"Ooh, cute shoes online.","text_w_direction":"[on Bluetooth] Ooh, cute shoes online.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20334,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"How many shoes do you need?","text_w_direction":"How many shoes do you need?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20335,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't know. Two, maybe three if one wears out. How many shoes do you need?","text_w_direction":"I don't know. Two, maybe three if one wears out. How many shoes do you need?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20336,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"I'm not talking to you.","text_w_direction":"I'm not talking to you.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20337,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"Who are you talking to?","text_w_direction":"Who are you talking to?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20338,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Pam.","text_w_direction":"Pam.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20339,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"She's not here, Jim.","text_w_direction":"She's not here, Jim.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20340,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"No, she's not.","text_w_direction":"No, she's not.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20341,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"Na na na na na. Na na na na na na na.","text_w_direction":"[in New York, humming to herself to the tune of \"Centerfold\"] Na na na na na. Na na na na na na na.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20342,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Andy","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"[at computer, spins chair around and makes triumphant gesture] Yes!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20343,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Andy","text":"I found it. I found the perfect place. A local bed-and-breakfast on a 60-acre beet farm. And even better, I have an in with the owner. Oh, yeah. We work together. It's Dwight Schrute. As in Schrute Farms.","text_w_direction":"I found it. I found the perfect place. A local bed-and-breakfast on a 60-acre beet farm. And even better, I have an in with the owner. Oh, yeah. We work together. It's Dwight Schrute. As in Schrute Farms.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20344,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Customer","text":"So I'd like to redouble my order, if you could put me down for, um --","text_w_direction":"[on phone] So I'd like to redouble my order, if you could put me down for, um --","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20345,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait, shut up.","text_w_direction":"Wait, shut up.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20346,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Customer","text":"I'm sorry?","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20347,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"Shh. Do you hear that?","text_w_direction":"Shh. Do you hear that?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20348,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Customer","text":"Hear what?","text_w_direction":"Hear what?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20349,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"Breathing. Is that you?","text_w_direction":"Breathing. Is that you?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20350,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Customer","text":"Well, I am breathing, yes.","text_w_direction":"Well, I am breathing, yes.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20351,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, stop. Hold your breath. I still hear it. Who's there? Kelly, is that you? Hold on.","text_w_direction":"Well, stop. Hold your breath. I still hear it. Who's there? Kelly, is that you? Hold on. [puts down phone and runs away]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20352,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Customer","text":"I need paper.","text_w_direction":"I need paper.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20353,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"Ha!","text_w_direction":"[jumps into Kelly's area] Ha! [Kelly screams in surprise]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20354,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh, my God. You scared me.","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God. You scared me.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20355,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"Hear anything interesting?","text_w_direction":"Hear anything interesting?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20356,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kelly","text":"What are you talking about?","text_w_direction":"What are you talking about?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20357,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"I think you know.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] I think you know.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20358,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kelly","text":"You always say that, and I almost never know.","text_w_direction":"You always say that, and I almost never know.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20359,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"What are you up to, girl? Huh? Phyllis put you up to this? Stanley? Are they paying you?","text_w_direction":"What are you up to, girl? Huh? Phyllis put you up to this? Stanley? Are they paying you?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20360,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kelly","text":"Are you accusing me of something?","text_w_direction":"Are you accusing me of something?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20361,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"Of course I am. I know you're the mastermind, but you're too stupid to do it by yourself.","text_w_direction":"Of course I am. I know you're the mastermind, but you're too stupid to do it by yourself.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20362,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"","text_w_direction":"[behind Dwight][/b]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20363,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"Ah!","text_w_direction":"[surprised] Ah!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20364,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Easy.","text_w_direction":"Easy.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20365,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20366,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Let's just -- Let's head back to the desk.","text_w_direction":"Let's just -- Let's head back to the desk.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20367,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kelly","text":"You just can't come into my nook and call me stupid. And maybe if you were a little bit more nice and polite, then people wouldn't give you such bad customer reviews.","text_w_direction":"You just can't come into my nook and call me stupid. And maybe if you were a little bit more nice and polite, then people wouldn't give you such bad customer reviews.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20368,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"The reason that I got bad customer reviews is because I didn't! There is a massive conspiracy going on here, and I know you're involved.","text_w_direction":"The reason that I got bad customer reviews is because I didn't! There is a massive conspiracy going on here, and I know you're involved.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20369,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kelly","text":"Dwight, get out of my nook!","text_w_direction":"Dwight, get out of my nook!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20370,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said!","text_w_direction":"[in New York] That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20371,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Good one.","text_w_direction":"Good one.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20372,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Hey. Sorry about Dwight, by the way.","text_w_direction":"[enters breakroom] Hey. Sorry about Dwight, by the way.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20373,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kelly","text":"Yeah, he's weird.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, he's weird.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20374,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Well, we all handle it differently. I personally choose to handle it like a normal person, but...","text_w_direction":"Well, we all handle it differently. I personally choose to handle it like a normal person, but...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20375,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kelly","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20376,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, how are you and Darryl?","text_w_direction":"Hey, how are you and Darryl?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20377,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kelly","text":"Um, we're cool. Bye.","text_w_direction":"Um, we're cool. [gets up to leave] Bye.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20378,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Bye.","text_w_direction":"Bye.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20379,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"That was weird.","text_w_direction":"[on Bluetooth] That was weird.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20380,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"What was?","text_w_direction":"What was?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20381,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"Have you ever had a conversation with Kelly where she didn't go on for 15 minutes without taking a breath?","text_w_direction":"Have you ever had a conversation with Kelly where she didn't go on for 15 minutes without taking a breath?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20382,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"No, actually.","text_w_direction":"No, actually.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20383,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"Did you do something to her?","text_w_direction":"Did you do something to her?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20384,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"I don't think so.","text_w_direction":"I don't think so.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20385,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"Well, something's off.","text_w_direction":"Well, something's off.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20386,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, how's things?","text_w_direction":"Hey, how's things?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20387,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Ryan","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20388,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20389,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Ryan","text":"Living in the moment.","text_w_direction":"Living in the moment.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20390,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Do you have any reason to believe that Kelly would be mad at me?","text_w_direction":"Do you have any reason to believe that Kelly would be mad at me?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20391,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Ryan","text":"I don't play the politics game anymore, Jim. Can I tell you something? I played it full on in New York. I played it high stakes. For keeps. Made it to the top. But look what it cost. Can I tell you what else I learned?","text_w_direction":"I don't play the politics game anymore, Jim. Can I tell you something? I played it full on in New York. I played it high stakes. For keeps. Made it to the top. But look what it cost. [takes sip of coffee] Can I tell you what else I learned?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20392,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Wait, that's pretty weird.","text_w_direction":"Wait, that's pretty weird.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20393,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Ryan","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20394,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Well, Andy has a mug just like that.","text_w_direction":"Well, Andy has a mug just like that.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20395,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Ryan","text":"Oh, yeah, Kelly gave them out as party favors. Remember? You got one.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah, Kelly gave them out as party favors. Remember? You got one.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20396,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"No. What party?","text_w_direction":"No. What party?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20397,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Ryan","text":"Her America's Got Talent finale party over the summer. That's crazy. It was packed. I thought everyone was there. You were there. I remember you being there.","text_w_direction":"Her America's Got Talent finale party over the summer. [Jim makes face] That's crazy. It was packed. I thought everyone was there. You were there. I remember you being there.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20398,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"I wasn't. But thank you. Do you know anything about this party?","text_w_direction":"I wasn't. But thank you. [to Pam] Do you know anything about this party?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20399,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"Yes, I said you definitely should go, but you wanted to visit me instead.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I said you definitely should go, but you wanted to visit me instead.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20400,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Well, I can't be the only one who didn't --","text_w_direction":"Well, I can't be the only one who didn't -- [sees mugs on Angela's and Meredith's desks]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20401,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"","text_w_direction":"[walks quickly to break room, opens cabinet and finds mugs of Oscar, Creed and Phyllis]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20402,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight, let me see your coffee cup.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, let me see your coffee cup.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20403,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No. [holds Sheriff's Department mug protectively]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20404,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Is that it?","text_w_direction":"Is that it?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20405,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"No. Why? No.","text_w_direction":"No. Why? No. [puts it in desk drawer and slams it shut]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20406,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"OK, I'm gonna assume that was it. Here's the thing","text_w_direction":"OK, I'm gonna assume that was it. Here's the thing[/b]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20407,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, man, I knew it. Who are her co-conspirators?","text_w_direction":"Oh, man, I knew it. Who are her co-conspirators?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20408,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Probably just Kelly.","text_w_direction":"Probably just Kelly.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20409,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"Obviously. I knew it.","text_w_direction":"Obviously. I knew it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20410,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"That's what I'm saying.","text_w_direction":"That's what I'm saying.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20411,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah. What?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. What?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20412,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"You were right.","text_w_direction":"You were right.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20413,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"I was -- I was right.","text_w_direction":"I was -- I was right.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20414,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"You were right.","text_w_direction":"You were right.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20415,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"I was right.","text_w_direction":"I was right.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20416,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"You knew it.","text_w_direction":"You knew it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20417,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"I knew it.","text_w_direction":"I knew it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20418,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"You knew it the whole time, buddy.","text_w_direction":"You knew it the whole time, buddy.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20419,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"I knew it the whole time, buddy!","text_w_direction":"I knew it the whole time, buddy! [shoves Jim]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20420,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20421,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah! Woo-hoo!","text_w_direction":"Yeah! Woo-hoo!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20422,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"Right Dwight is loud.","text_w_direction":"[in New York] Right Dwight is loud.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20423,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"I knew it! Yeah! Ha-ha! Woo! Boom! Kelly the whole time. Let's get her.","text_w_direction":"I knew it! Yeah! Ha-ha! Woo! [kicks near Phyllis' head; she ducks] Boom! Kelly the whole time. Let's get her.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20424,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"No, no, no, no. Dwight, Dwight, Dwight. Let's talk about this.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no. Dwight, Dwight, Dwight. Let's talk about this.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20425,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kelly","text":"What's going on?","text_w_direction":"What's going on?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20426,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Why don't you tell us?","text_w_direction":"Why don't you tell us?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20427,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kelly","text":"Nothing's going on.","text_w_direction":"Nothing's going on.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20428,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"Let me paint you a picture of a little girl from southern India, who despite being welcomed into this country will now spend the rest of her life in prison for a crime she did commit.","text_w_direction":"Let me paint you a picture of a little girl from southern India, who despite being welcomed into this country will now spend the rest of her life in prison for a crime she did commit.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20429,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight. I was informed by these gentlemen that the reports that you filed may not entirely be accurate.","text_w_direction":"Dwight. [to Kelly] I was informed by these gentlemen that the reports that you filed may not entirely be accurate.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20430,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kelly","text":"What? I -- I don't know what you're talking about. This is the first I'm hearing about this.","text_w_direction":"What? I -- I don't know what you're talking about. This is the first I'm hearing about this.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20431,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, come on. You juked the stats, cupcake.","text_w_direction":"Oh, come on. You juked the stats, cupcake.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20432,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"We called about a dozen customers, and they all said that they gave us great marks.","text_w_direction":"We called about a dozen customers, and they all said that they gave us great marks.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20433,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"What's going on?","text_w_direction":"What's going on?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20434,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kelly","text":"I love your tie, Michael.","text_w_direction":"I love your tie, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20435,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Kelly.","text_w_direction":"[looks momentarily flattered, but thinks better of it] Kelly.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20436,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kelly","text":"I was raped.","text_w_direction":"I was raped.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20437,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"You cannot say \"I was raped\" and expect all of your problems to go away, Kelly. Not again. Don't keep doing that. I'll give you one last chance to come clean. Just tell me what happened.","text_w_direction":"You cannot say \"I was raped\" and expect all of your problems to go away, Kelly. Not again. Don't keep doing that. I'll give you one last chance to come clean. Just tell me what happened.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20438,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kelly","text":"OK, all right. OK, I did it. All right? I lied, whatever. Just fire me. But you know what? I did it because you guys didn't come to my party, and you said you would try to and then you didn't even show up, and so you're bad friends.","text_w_direction":"OK, all right. OK, I did it. All right? I lied, whatever. Just fire me. But you know what? I did it because you guys didn't come to my party, and you said you would try to and then you didn't even show up, and so you're bad friends.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20439,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"We have our confession. I'm calling security.","text_w_direction":"We have our confession. I'm calling security. [reaches for phone]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20440,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Don't. Don't. Get away from that, Dwight, please. You know what? She's got a point about you two. You do have a problem dealing with people.","text_w_direction":"Don't. Don't. Get away from that, Dwight, please. You know what? She's got a point about you two. You do have a problem dealing with people.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20441,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kelly","text":"See? I wasn't lying.","text_w_direction":"See? I wasn't lying.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20442,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"You were lying.","text_w_direction":"You were lying.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20443,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kelly","text":"I was lying.","text_w_direction":"I was lying.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20444,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. Jim, Dwight, please excuse us.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Jim, Dwight, please excuse us.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20445,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"I want to be here when you fire her ass.","text_w_direction":"I want to be here when you fire her ass.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20446,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"I will call you when it is time.","text_w_direction":"I will call you when it is time. [Jim and Dwight leave]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20447,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"I have an enormous amount of trouble trying to get people to come to my place. And I hate it. I can't tell you how much leftover guacamole I have ended up eating over the years. I don't even know why I make it in such great quantities. Here's what we're gonna do. We are going to sit here for a while, make it look good. And maybe you should cry. Can you make yourself cry?","text_w_direction":"I have an enormous amount of trouble trying to get people to come to my place. And I hate it. I can't tell you how much leftover guacamole I have ended up eating over the years. I don't even know why I make it in such great quantities. Here's what we're gonna do. We are going to sit here for a while, make it look good. And maybe you should cry. Can you make yourself cry?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20448,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Kelly","text":"No problem.","text_w_direction":"No problem.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20449,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Michael","text":"I think you should do that.","text_w_direction":"I think you should do that. [Kelly starts fake-crying, then laughing, then she and Michael both laugh]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20450,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Alex","text":"Pam Beesley?","text_w_direction":"Pam Beesley?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20451,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, what are you doing here?","text_w_direction":"Hey, what are you doing here?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20452,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Who's that?","text_w_direction":"Who's that?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20453,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"It's Alex.","text_w_direction":"It's Alex.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20454,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Alex","text":"It's Pam. Uh, I came to kidnap you. There's free wine and cheese at the Chuck Close retrospective. Let's go.","text_w_direction":"It's Pam. Uh, I came to kidnap you. There's free wine and cheese at the Chuck Close retrospective. Let's go.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20455,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, that's gonna be great. Who's Chuck Close?","text_w_direction":"Oh, that's gonna be great. Who's Chuck Close?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20456,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, I love Chuck Close and his photo-realist paintings. But I have to work.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I love Chuck Close and his photo-realist paintings. But I have to work.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20457,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Alex","text":"Uh, well, actually there's something else I'd love to talk to you about. Can we go somewhere else to talk about it?","text_w_direction":"Uh, well, actually there's something else I'd love to talk to you about. Can we go somewhere else to talk about it?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20458,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20459,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"That's it. I want to talk to this guy. Put me in his ear.","text_w_direction":"That's it. I want to talk to this guy. Put me in his ear.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20460,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Alex","text":"Um.","text_w_direction":"[in private office] Um.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20461,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"What's up?","text_w_direction":"What's up?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20462,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Alex","text":"I'm gonna take a big leap and I want to tell you that I think you should not move back to Scranton.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna take a big leap and I want to tell you that I think you should not move back to Scranton.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20463,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20464,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"I'm gonna make a bigger leap here. He is into you.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna make a bigger leap here. He is into you.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20465,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Alex","text":"Why did you come to New York in the first place?","text_w_direction":"Why did you come to New York in the first place?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20466,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"Because they have a great design program, and I wanted to see if I was any good at it. And I wanted to work on my art, too.","text_w_direction":"Because they have a great design program, and I wanted to see if I was any good at it. And I wanted to work on my art, too.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20467,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Alex","text":"Right. And that's why I think that you should stay here. Because I mean, you -- really you just got here, you know? You can't do New York in three months. You know, it has everything. It has -- all the opportunity is here. All the -- the whole art scene is in New York. You know, it would be nuts to go back to Scranton without getting to fully experience it.","text_w_direction":"Right. And that's why I think that you should stay here. Because I mean, you -- really you just got here, you know? You can't do New York in three months. You know, it has everything. It has -- all the opportunity is here. All the -- the whole art scene is in New York. You know, it would be nuts to go back to Scranton without getting to fully experience it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20468,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"Jim's in Scranton.","text_w_direction":"Jim's in Scranton.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20469,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Alex","text":"I know. But all I'm saying is, if there's even a teeny, tiny part of you that really wants to be an artist, then I think you should stay here, because you don't want to wake up in 50 years and look back and wonder what could have been. And that is the end of my speech. I planned it all. Anyway ... I will see you tomorrow.","text_w_direction":"I know. But all I'm saying is, if there's even a teeny, tiny part of you that really wants to be an artist, then I think you should stay here, because you don't want to wake up in 50 years and look back and wonder what could have been. And that is the end of my speech. I planned it all. Anyway ... I will see you tomorrow.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20470,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Pam","text":"I'll see you tomorrow.","text_w_direction":"I'll see you tomorrow.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20471,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Alex","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK. [Pam and Jim look worried]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20472,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"Is that the Matsuhashi B-400? The world's tiniest Bluetooth? May I?","text_w_direction":"Is that the Matsuhashi B-400? The world's tiniest Bluetooth? [reaches toward Jim's ear] May I?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20473,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Jim","text":"Don't.","text_w_direction":"Don't.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20474,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"Congratulations on choosing Schrute Farms for your wedding.","text_w_direction":"Congratulations on choosing Schrute Farms for your wedding.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20475,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Andy","text":"We haven't decided on anything yet. We're still reviewing some options, and it's gonna come down to the numbers.","text_w_direction":"We haven't decided on anything yet. We're still reviewing some options, and it's gonna come down to the numbers.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20476,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, then. Why don't you look over some of our materials?","text_w_direction":"Well, then. Why don't you look over some of our materials? [opens album]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20477,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Andy","text":"Oh. Hmm.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Hmm.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20478,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"While I describe to you the Excalibur package. In addition to the breathtaking natural beauty and smell of Schrute Farms, I can promise you that our grounds can be catered to fit your exact specifications. I will work tirelessly for you over the coming months and be at your constant disposal. Please feel free to call or stop by, any time of the day or night.","text_w_direction":"[looking at Angela] While I describe to you the Excalibur package. In addition to the breathtaking natural beauty and smell of Schrute Farms, I can promise you that our grounds can be catered to fit your exact specifications. [Angela smiles] I will work tirelessly for you over the coming months and be at your constant disposal. [Andy moves his head into Dwight's view] Please feel free to call or stop by, any time of the day or night.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20479,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Andy","text":"That's very generous.","text_w_direction":"That's very generous.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20480,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"While you, my good friend, have nothing more to worry about. This wedding is officially out of your hands.","text_w_direction":"While you, my good friend, have nothing more to worry about. This wedding is officially out of your hands.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20481,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, thank the good Lord. Deal!","text_w_direction":"Oh, thank the good Lord. Deal! [shakes Dwight's hand]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20482,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20483,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Andy","text":"Um, what are we talking price wise?","text_w_direction":"Um, what are we talking price wise?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20484,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Dwight","text":"You already said deal.","text_w_direction":"You already said deal.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20485,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Angela","text":"Pay him whatever he wants.","text_w_direction":"Pay him whatever he wants.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20486,"season":5,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Customer Survey","director":"Stephen Merchant","writer":"Lester Lewis","character":"Andy","text":"Can't argue with that. Dwight ... You are going to make us so happy.","text_w_direction":"Can't argue with that. Dwight ... [takes Angela's hand] You are going to make us so happy. [Dwight and Angela grin at each other]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":2018,"air_date":"2008-11-06"}
{"index":20487,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Did you know that in Morocco it is common to exchange a small gift when meeting somebody for the first time? In Japan you must always commit suicide to avoid embarrassment. In Italy you must always wash your hands after going to the bathroom. This is considered to be polite.","text_w_direction":"Did you know that in Morocco it is common to exchange a small gift when meeting somebody for the first time? In Japan you must always commit suicide to avoid embarrassment. In Italy you must always wash your hands after going to the bathroom. This is considered to be polite.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20488,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Why are you telling us this?","text_w_direction":"Why are you telling us this?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20489,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I am jetting off on an international business trip.","text_w_direction":"I am jetting off on an international business trip.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20490,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Where are you going?","text_w_direction":"Where are you going?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20491,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"To Can-A-da.","text_w_direction":"To Can-A-da.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20492,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Where is it?","text_w_direction":"Where is it?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20493,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Canada.","text_w_direction":"Canada.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20494,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20495,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"My boss is sending me abroad to do a presentation to an international client and I have always been intrigued by all things international. The women, the pancakes, the man of mystery...","text_w_direction":"My boss is sending me abroad to do a presentation to an international client and I have always been intrigued by all things international. The women, the pancakes, the man of mystery...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20496,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Meredith, I would like you to pretend that you are from Abu Dhabi.","text_w_direction":"Meredith, I would like you to pretend that you are from Abu Dhabi.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20497,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Meredith","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"[British accent] Hello.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20498,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I am ashamed at your naked face. I must cover it with my jacket. You are now sexy in your culture.","text_w_direction":"I am ashamed at your naked face. I must cover it with my jacket. [covers Meredith's face with his jacket] You are now sexy in your culture.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20499,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"T minus...","text_w_direction":"T minus...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20500,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Six point five days.","text_w_direction":"Six point five days. [winces as Kevin smacks him on the back]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20501,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Creed","text":"One more week.","text_w_direction":"[walks up behind Jim and puts his hands on his shoulders] One more week.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20502,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Pam comes back from New York next week and everyone here has just been so excited for me. And involved. And intrusive. And weird.","text_w_direction":"Pam comes back from New York next week and everyone here has just been so excited for me. And involved. And intrusive. And weird.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20503,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"On more week.","text_w_direction":"On more week. [chuckles]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20504,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Stanley","text":"Heh heh.","text_w_direction":"Heh heh. [Jim gives camera an odd look]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20505,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"David Wallace","text":"Do you have your passport?","text_w_direction":"[on speakerphone] Do you have your passport?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20506,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I have my passport.","text_w_direction":"I have my passport. [pats jacket pocket]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20507,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"David Wallace","text":"Got your per diem?","text_w_direction":"Got your per diem?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20508,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I have my per diem. I already know what I am going to spend this on. I am going to buy a sweater.","text_w_direction":"I have my per diem. [holds up money] I already know what I am going to spend this on. I am going to buy a sweater.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20509,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"David Wallace","text":"Michael, the... that's for your food.","text_w_direction":"Michael, the... that's for your food.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20510,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Well I'll just... I'll use different money for that.","text_w_direction":"Well I'll just... I'll use different money for that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20511,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"David Wallace","text":"I was happy to send Michael on this trip. He's been feeling pretty down since we had to transfer Holly up to New Hampshire. But this little perk really seemed to turn him around. And it's pretty tough to find somebody who wants to go up to Winnipeg mid-November.","text_w_direction":"I was happy to send Michael on this trip. He's been feeling pretty down since we had to transfer Holly up to New Hampshire. But this little perk really seemed to turn him around. [chuckling] And it's pretty tough to find somebody who wants to go up to Winnipeg mid-November.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20512,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"And business class air, like a five-star hotel in the sky, nothing but the best. Actually better than a five-star hotel 'cause you get a big, cushy seat and you sit in a row of people and to eat, whatever the mind can imagine. I think I am going to have a filet with mushroom sauce.","text_w_direction":"And business class air, like a five-star hotel in the sky, nothing but the best. Actually better than a five-star hotel 'cause you get a big, cushy seat and you sit in a row of people and to eat, whatever the mind can imagine. I think I am going to have a filet with mushroom sauce.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20513,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"David Wallace","text":"Well, I'm just glad to know you're happy because you know I felt bad.","text_w_direction":"Well, I'm just glad to know you're happy because you know I felt bad.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20514,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Well that is all in the past.","text_w_direction":"Well that is all in the past.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20515,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"David Wallace","text":"And in terms of nightlife, when you get there just ask the concierge.","text_w_direction":"And in terms of nightlife, when you get there just ask the concierge.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20516,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"They have one of those?","text_w_direction":"They have one of those?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20517,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Lets do this!","text_w_direction":"[in a singsong voice] Lets do this!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20518,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait, why do you need three suitcases?","text_w_direction":"Wait, why do you need three suitcases?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20519,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Two are for souvenirs.","text_w_direction":"Two are for souvenirs.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20520,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Do you have your money belt?","text_w_direction":"Do you have your money belt?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20521,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I do. It's right here.","text_w_direction":"I do. It's right here. [indicates to waist]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20522,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"No, no, no, no, no. You want to wear that puppy right up on the breastbone like a bra.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no, no. You want to wear that puppy right up on the breastbone like a bra. [demonstrates]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20523,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"No, I don't want to wear a bra.","text_w_direction":"No, I don't want to wear a bra.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20524,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Here, let me help you.","text_w_direction":"Here, let me help you. [reaches for Michael's money belt]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20525,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Stop it! Stop it!","text_w_direction":"Stop it! Stop it!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20526,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Do you want to get robbed in a foreign country? I wash my hands of this.","text_w_direction":"Do you want to get robbed in a foreign country? I wash my hands of this.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20527,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Where is my translator?","text_w_direction":"Okay. Where is my translator?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20528,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Monsieur.","text_w_direction":"Monsieur.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20529,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"There he is.","text_w_direction":"There he is.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20530,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"I'm just bidding a bon voyage a La Mon Petit fiancee. Translation","text_w_direction":"I'm just bidding a bon voyage a La Mon Petit fiancee. Translation[/b]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20531,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Be good.","text_w_direction":"Be good.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20532,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"I will try.","text_w_direction":"I will try.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20533,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Meaning what?","text_w_direction":"Meaning what?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20534,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Meaning I will try to get other dudes laid.","text_w_direction":"Meaning I will try to get other dudes laid.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20535,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah baby! That's what I'm talking about. That could be you if you hadn't forgotten French. Where is my numbers man?","text_w_direction":"Yeah baby! That's what I'm talking about. That could be you [points at Jim] if you hadn't forgotten French. Where is my numbers man?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20536,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Here.","text_w_direction":"Here.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20537,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"There we go. Our town car awaits.","text_w_direction":"There we go. Our town car awaits.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20538,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Meredith","text":"It's just a van.","text_w_direction":"It's just a van.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20539,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Its not just a van.","text_w_direction":"Its not just a van.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20540,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Meredith","text":"Look, I know my way around a van. That is just a van.","text_w_direction":"Look, I know my way around a van. That is just a van.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20541,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight, can you get those please?","text_w_direction":"Dwight, can you get those please?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20542,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[sighs and picks up Michael's empty suitcases]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20543,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Welcome to Cribs-the business class edition. Check this out. Mimosa.","text_w_direction":"[on airplane] Welcome to Cribs-the business class edition. Check this out. Mimosa.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20544,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Ah... sweet!","text_w_direction":"Ah... sweet!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20545,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Handed to me as I sat down. This was my hot towel. It is still wet.","text_w_direction":"Handed to me as I sat down. This was my hot towel. It is still wet.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20546,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Michael Gary Scott rolling like a pimp!","text_w_direction":"Michael Gary Scott rolling like a pimp!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20547,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Take a sip of that.","text_w_direction":"Take a sip of that. [hands Andy his mimosa]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20548,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Mmmhmmm...","text_w_direction":"Mmmhmmm...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20549,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"That good?","text_w_direction":"That good?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20550,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Mmmm...","text_w_direction":"Mmmm...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20551,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Don't drink all of it. Give some to Oscar.","text_w_direction":"Don't drink all of it. Give some to Oscar.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20552,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"That's really good.","text_w_direction":"That's really good. [offers mimosa to Oscar]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20553,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"I'm good.","text_w_direction":"I'm good.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20554,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"You want one of your own? I can hook you up.","text_w_direction":"You want one of your own? I can hook you up.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20555,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Stewardess","text":"I'm sorry. You'll need to keep moving.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry. You'll need to keep moving.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20556,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, this is Beth. This is my personal valet/flight attendant and she will be helping me this morning.","text_w_direction":"Yes, this is Beth. This is my personal valet/flight attendant and she will be helping me this morning.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20557,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Beth","text":"We need to keep the isle clear.","text_w_direction":"We need to keep the isle clear.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20558,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yes...","text_w_direction":"Yes...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20559,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Oh...","text_w_direction":"Oh...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20560,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Get back, get back. Come on, get back to the slums.","text_w_direction":"Get back, get back. Come on, get back to the slums.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20561,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Oh boy.","text_w_direction":"Oh boy. [follows Oscar back to coach]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20562,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Hey... guys, check it out. My own personal DVD player and 20 movies.","text_w_direction":"[whisper] Hey... guys, check it out. My own personal DVD player and 20 movies.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20563,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Andy brought one too.","text_w_direction":"[whispers] Andy brought one too.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20564,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Harry and the Henderson's","text_w_direction":"[loudly] Harry and the Henderson's","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20565,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Shhhh! Keep it down.","text_w_direction":"Shhhh! Keep it down.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20566,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"I made egg salad sandwiches. Do you want one?","text_w_direction":"I made egg salad sandwiches. Do you want one? [holds up sandwich]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20567,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Could you have picked something stinkier to bring on a plane? My God, Oscar. Really? Do you have a bag of baby poop in there too, to share with everybody? No, I will be ordering my own food, thank you very much.","text_w_direction":"Could you have picked something stinkier to bring on a plane? [Andy laughs] My God, Oscar. Really? Do you have a bag of baby poop in there too, to share with everybody? No, I will be ordering my own food, thank you very much.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20568,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"[to stewardess] Hi.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20569,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Beth","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20570,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Um. I'd like to see a menu please.","text_w_direction":"Um. I'd like to see a menu please.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20571,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Beth","text":"Oh, I'm sorry. There are no meals on flights less than two hours.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'm sorry. There are no meals on flights less than two hours.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20572,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Oh... okay. Doesn't matter, because I am going to take a nap. I think I am going to use my complimentary blindfold. I will don it... and oh! Look at that. I can't see because I am in a-- GAH!","text_w_direction":"Oh... okay. [looks back at Andy and Oscar] Doesn't matter, because I am going to take a nap. I think I am going to use my complimentary blindfold. I will don it... and oh! Look at that. I can't see because I am in a-- [cart crashes into Michael's leg] GAH!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20573,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Beth","text":"What would you like to drink?","text_w_direction":"What would you like to drink?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20574,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"Just checking out where I'm going to be pretty soon. When Pam gets back. Gonna be close quarters. Gonna be a lot of tension.","text_w_direction":"[walks into Kelly's cubicle and sets a box down on the desk] Just checking out where I'm going to be pretty soon. When Pam gets back. Gonna be close quarters. Gonna be a lot of tension.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20575,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"For you. I'm with Darryl.","text_w_direction":"For you. I'm with Darryl.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20576,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"This looks like where I'll probably do my pushups every day.","text_w_direction":"This looks like where I'll probably do my pushups every day. [gets on floor and starts doing pushups]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20577,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"Is that supposed to impress me?","text_w_direction":"Is that supposed to impress me? [Ryan starts trying to do one-armed pushups]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20578,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"No. Not going to happen. He has hurt me too much and too often. And I am in a healthy relationship so I'm not gonna flaunt it and I'm not gonna hurt him, but that door is closed.","text_w_direction":"[talking head] No. Not going to happen. He has hurt me too much and too often. And I am in a healthy relationship so I'm not gonna flaunt it and I'm not gonna hurt him, but that door is closed.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20579,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"What are we doing? This is so wrong.","text_w_direction":"[making out with Ryan on her desk] What are we doing? This is so wrong.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20580,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah... Mmmmm...","text_w_direction":"Yeah... Mmmmm...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20581,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"This is nice. This is nice. Move in here. Very sweet... ah.","text_w_direction":"[going up escalator in the hotel] This is nice. This is nice. Move in here. Very sweet... ah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20582,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"I'll check us in.","text_w_direction":"I'll check us in.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20583,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20584,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Very cool.","text_w_direction":"Very cool.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20585,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Very cool.","text_w_direction":"Very cool.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20586,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"We are going to find out where the action is, my friend.","text_w_direction":"We are going to find out where the action is, my friend.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20587,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20588,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Where's the concierge?","text_w_direction":"Where's the concierge?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20589,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yes! Wallace said there would be one of those.","text_w_direction":"Yes! Wallace said there would be one of those.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20590,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Mmm... bingo! Follow moi, bro-sieur.","text_w_direction":"Mmm... bingo! [indicates towards concierge desk] Follow moi, bro-sieur.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20591,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Wow!","text_w_direction":"Wow!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20592,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"What about a nice sushi place? Maybe a place with a view?","text_w_direction":"[to concierge] What about a nice sushi place? Maybe a place with a view?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20593,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Concierge","text":"Tsk... Oh. Matsuki. That's a good one. Uh, you may walk there if you wish or you man take the number seventeen bus until 9","text_w_direction":"Tsk... Oh. Matsuki. That's a good one. Uh, you may walk there if you wish or you man take the number seventeen bus until 9","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20594,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Wow! Wow, I am blown away by this. I, um... I--ah! This is great, thank you!","text_w_direction":"Wow! Wow, I am blown away by this. I, um... I--ah! This is great, thank you!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20595,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"One final question. Where might you find yourself on a Winnipeg night like tonight?","text_w_direction":"One final question. Where might you find yourself on a Winnipeg night like tonight?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20596,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Concierge","text":"Oh, the Huntsman is good.","text_w_direction":"Oh, the Huntsman is good.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20597,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"The Huntsman.","text_w_direction":"[nodding towards Michael] The Huntsman.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20598,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Concierge","text":"Down here... the financial district.","text_w_direction":"Down here... the financial district.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20599,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"A concierge is like the Winnipeg equivalent of a geisha. This is a woman who has been trained in the fine art of fanciness and pleasure. And when you meet one, it is intoxicating. Just what the doctor ordered.","text_w_direction":"A concierge is like the Winnipeg equivalent of a geisha. This is a woman who has been trained in the fine art of fanciness and pleasure. And when you meet one, it is intoxicating. Just what the doctor ordered.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20600,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Can't believe this.","text_w_direction":"[at school in NYC] Can't believe this. [pulls out cell phone... sighs]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20601,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Are you sure?","text_w_direction":"[in office] Are you sure?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20602,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"I just talked to my advisor. Failing.","text_w_direction":"[over the phone] I just talked to my advisor. Failing.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20603,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Wow. I thought you were good at Flash.","text_w_direction":"Wow. I thought you were good at Flash.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20604,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"I was, and then they switched to Acrobat just as I was learning Quark. I hate computers.","text_w_direction":"I was, and then they switched to Acrobat just as I was learning Quark. I hate computers.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20605,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, okay, it's no big deal. So you're not a computer geek.","text_w_direction":"Okay, okay, it's no big deal. So you're not a computer geek.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20606,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"I have to stay and retake it.","text_w_direction":"I have to stay and retake it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20607,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"W---Wow. Um. Well... okay.","text_w_direction":"[looks shocked] W---Wow. Um. Well... okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20608,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"That means another twelve weeks. Can you do this for another three months?","text_w_direction":"That means another twelve weeks. [pause] Can you do this for another three months?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20609,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"It's not--- It's not about me. I mean, this your dream.","text_w_direction":"It's not--- It's not about me. I mean, this your dream.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20610,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"[over phone] I know.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20611,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"And you went to New York to do this. So when you come back you come back the right way. Right?","text_w_direction":"And you went to New York to do this. So when you come back you come back the right way. Right?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20612,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Right.","text_w_direction":"[starting to cry] Right.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20613,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"You okay?","text_w_direction":"[concerned look on face] You okay?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20614,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah I'm fine. Um... my cell phone battery's low, so I have to let you go.","text_w_direction":"[over phone] Yeah I'm fine. Um... my cell phone battery's low, so I have to let you go.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20615,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20616,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20617,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20618,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Love you. Bye.","text_w_direction":"[over phone] Love you. Bye.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20619,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Love you too.","text_w_direction":"Love you too. [hangs up phone, Pam sits on a bench crying]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20620,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Guys, she's in there.","text_w_direction":"Guys, she's in there.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20621,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Engaging wings","text_w_direction":"Engaging wings [imitates mechanical sound]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20622,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"I'm probably going to leave after one drink.","text_w_direction":"I'm probably going to leave after one drink.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20623,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Let's do this.","text_w_direction":"Let's do this.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20624,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah with a hot slab of Canadian bacon in your hand.","text_w_direction":"Yeah with a hot slab of Canadian bacon in your hand.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20625,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Excuse me, hello. Concierge Marie. Michael Scott. Good to see you again.","text_w_direction":"[goes up to concierge from the hotel] Excuse me, hello. Concierge Marie. Michael Scott. Good to see you again.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20626,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Marie","text":"Good to see you.","text_w_direction":"Good to see you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20627,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Um, this is my associate uh, from Dunder Mifflin, uh, Oscar Martinez.","text_w_direction":"Um, this is my associate uh, from Dunder Mifflin, uh, Oscar Martinez.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20628,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Nice to meet you.","text_w_direction":"Nice to meet you. [shakes Marie's hand]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20629,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Marie","text":"Oscar.","text_w_direction":"Oscar.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20630,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Works in accounting. This is uh, concierge Marie...","text_w_direction":"Works in accounting. This is uh, concierge Marie...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20631,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20632,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"...who works at our hotel. You look, how do you say, radiant tonight.","text_w_direction":"...who works at our hotel. You look, how do you say, radiant tonight.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20633,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Marie","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20634,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"And it is, how do you say, a beautiful night---","text_w_direction":"And it is, how do you say, a beautiful night---","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20635,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Michael, why?","text_w_direction":"Michael, why?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20636,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"She's foreign. I am--","text_w_direction":"She's foreign. I am--","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20637,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"For Madame et monsieur.","text_w_direction":"For Madame et monsieur. [hands Michael and Marie a glass of wine]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20638,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, thank you.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20639,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"You're welcome.","text_w_direction":"You're welcome.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20640,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you, Andy.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, Andy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20641,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Marie","text":"Thank you?","text_w_direction":"Thank you?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20642,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Let me get a picture of you guys.","text_w_direction":"Let me get a picture of you guys.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20643,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Everyone is going to end up dying someday. And I think it's better to die with people you like... like Oscar, and Andy, and concierge Marie... than to know that there's somebody out there that you love that you're not with.","text_w_direction":"Everyone is going to end up dying someday. And I think it's better to die with people you like... like Oscar, and Andy, and concierge Marie... than to know that there's somebody out there that you love that you're not with.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20644,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Alright, I've scoped out the joint. Those two dudes are as good as naked.","text_w_direction":"Alright, I've scoped out the joint. Those two dudes are as good as naked.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20645,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"How do you even know they're gay?","text_w_direction":"How do you even know they're gay?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20646,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Come on! It's Dandy Dale and Foppy McGee over there. Mademoiselle! Beer me dos Long Island iced teas s'ill vous plait. Bad decision in a glass.","text_w_direction":"Come on! It's Dandy Dale and Foppy McGee over there. [turns to bartender] Mademoiselle! Beer me dos Long Island iced teas s'ill vous plait. [to Oscar] Bad decision in a glass.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20647,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"I don't care if you're gay, straight, engaged... whatever. A guy needs intercourse.","text_w_direction":"I don't care if you're gay, straight, engaged... whatever. A guy needs intercourse.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20648,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"You'll thank me when they spank thee.","text_w_direction":"You'll thank me when they spank thee.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20649,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Don't do this.","text_w_direction":"Don't do this. [watches Andy take drinks to the other table]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20650,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Do you guys like apples?","text_w_direction":"Do you guys like apples?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20651,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Guy at table","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20652,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Do you like apples?","text_w_direction":"Do you like apples?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20653,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Guy at table","text":"Uh, sorry... what?","text_w_direction":"Uh, sorry... what?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20654,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Well, how do you like these apples? Alright, on a scale of 1 - 10, how hot is that dude?","text_w_direction":"Well, how do you like these apples? [sets drinks on table] Alright, on a scale of 1 - 10, how hot is that dude? [indicates towards Oscar who waves slightly]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20655,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Guy at table","text":"Is he your boyfriend or something?","text_w_direction":"Is he your boyfriend or something?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20656,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"No, but he could be yours if you play your cards right.","text_w_direction":"No, but he could be yours if you play your cards right.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20657,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Guy","text":"Dude, leave us alone alright?","text_w_direction":"Dude, leave us alone alright?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20658,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Gentleman.","text_w_direction":"Gentleman. [walks away]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20659,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20660,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Dude, you struck out. They're totally stuck up. Here... drink up.","text_w_direction":"Dude, you struck out. They're totally stuck up. Here... drink up.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20661,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"How about this one? It's Christmas eve---","text_w_direction":"How about this one? It's Christmas eve---","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20662,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Concierge Marie","text":"Mmm-hmmm...","text_w_direction":"Mmm-hmmm...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20663,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"---and everything's closed and you need to get some dry cleaning done. 12","text_w_direction":"---and everything's closed and you need to get some dry cleaning done. 12","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20664,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Marie","text":"Uh...A stro cleaners on St. Johns place is the only place open on that day.","text_w_direction":"Uh...A stro cleaners on St. Johns place is the only place open on that day.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20665,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Unbelievable! Unbelievable.","text_w_direction":"Unbelievable! Unbelievable.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20666,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"If you don't mind me asking---","text_w_direction":"If you don't mind me asking---","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20667,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Anything. You can ask me anything.","text_w_direction":"Anything. You can ask me anything.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20668,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20669,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"I'm your wingman.","text_w_direction":"I'm your wingman.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20670,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Its just that I've sat next to Angela for a very long, very long time.","text_w_direction":"Its just that I've sat next to Angela for a very long, very long time.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20671,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Right-o.","text_w_direction":"Right-o.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20672,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"How could anyone stand that woman?","text_w_direction":"How could anyone stand that woman?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20673,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20674,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"What do you see in her? Wh -- what do you see in Angela?","text_w_direction":"What do you see in her? Wh -- what do you see in Angela?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20675,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"What do I see in Angela?","text_w_direction":"What do I see in Angela?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20676,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"I want to know.","text_w_direction":"I want to know.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20677,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"I see through a hard exterior to a little jelly in the middle. She is teaching me to be a better person. And she's working really hard on that. And she has the softest skin I've ever seen and I can't wait to have s*x with her.","text_w_direction":"I see through a hard exterior to a little jelly in the middle. She is teaching me to be a better person. And she's working really hard on that. And she has the softest skin I've ever seen and I can't wait to have s*x with her.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20678,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"You haven't had s*x?","text_w_direction":"You haven't had s*x?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20679,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20680,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Y--Are you guys waiting to get married, or?","text_w_direction":"Y--Are you guys waiting to get married, or?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20681,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Honestly, I don't know what we're waiting for.","text_w_direction":"Honestly, I don't know what we're waiting for.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20682,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Andy, something is wrong with that woman.","text_w_direction":"Andy, something is wrong with that woman.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20683,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"What is wrong with her?","text_w_direction":"What is wrong with her?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20684,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"I'd like to know. You should call her and ask her. I'd like to know what's wrong with her.","text_w_direction":"I'd like to know. You should call her and ask her. I'd like to know what's wrong with her.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20685,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"I should call her and ask her. What is wrong with her?","text_w_direction":"I should call her and ask her. What is wrong with her?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20686,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Do it! It's a--- Call her! Oh my God, don't call her! Don't call her, Andy. Andy, don't call her!","text_w_direction":"Do it! It's a--- Call her! [Andy holds up phone] Oh my God, don't call her! Don't call her, Andy. [giggling] Andy, don't call her!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20687,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Too late, too late. It's dialing... now it's ringing. Shh...","text_w_direction":"Too late, too late. It's dialing... now it's ringing. [Oscar laughs] Shh...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20688,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Hello? Hello?","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Hello? Hello?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20689,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"What is wrong with you?","text_w_direction":"What is wrong with you?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20690,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Why won't you do Andy?","text_w_direction":"Why won't you do Andy?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20691,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20692,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"That was Oscar and he wants to know why you won't do me and I think it's a valid question.","text_w_direction":"That was Oscar and he wants to know why you won't do me and I think it's a valid question.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20693,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Are you drunk?","text_w_direction":"Are you drunk?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20694,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"This is Andy Bernard!","text_w_direction":"This is Andy Bernard!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20695,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"I know who this is!","text_w_direction":"I know who this is!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20696,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"I wanna take you to s*x school.","text_w_direction":"I wanna take you to s*x school.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20697,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20698,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Who is that monkey?","text_w_direction":"[over phone] Who is that monkey?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20699,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Is somebody there?","text_w_direction":"Is somebody there?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20700,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Are you drunk?","text_w_direction":"Are you drunk?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20701,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"I have needs.","text_w_direction":"I have needs.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20702,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"We will discuss this later.","text_w_direction":"We will discuss this later.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20703,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Naked.","text_w_direction":"Naked.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20704,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20705,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"We'll discuss it later naked. I want to see you naked.","text_w_direction":"We'll discuss it later naked. I want to see you naked.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20706,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Do you want to get some breakfast or something?","text_w_direction":"[standing outside hotel room... whispering] Do you want to get some breakfast or something?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20707,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Concierge Marie","text":"I am so tired.","text_w_direction":"I am so tired.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20708,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20709,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"How does everyone know already?","text_w_direction":"[noticing that everyone is giving him a sympathetic look] How does everyone know already?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20710,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Know what?","text_w_direction":"Know what?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20711,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Meredith","text":"Pam failed art school.","text_w_direction":"Pam failed art school.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20712,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, well, doesn't surprise me.","text_w_direction":"Oh, well, doesn't surprise me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20713,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Excuse me?","text_w_direction":"Excuse me?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20714,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Have you seen her painting, Jim? The building? There are shadows coming from two different directions.","text_w_direction":"Have you seen her painting, Jim? The building? There are shadows coming from two different directions.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20715,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"Dwight, stop it.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, stop it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20716,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Stanley","text":"Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20717,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"What? Are there two suns?","text_w_direction":"What? Are there two suns?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20718,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Meredith","text":"Come on.","text_w_direction":"Come on.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20719,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Stanley","text":"Oh my God.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20720,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Last I checked, that's not an office building in the Andromeda galaxy.","text_w_direction":"Last I checked, that's not an office building in the Andromeda galaxy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20721,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"I'm gonna grab a cup of coffee.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna grab a cup of coffee.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20722,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"It's totally unrealistic. There are no lines in the parking lot.","text_w_direction":"It's totally unrealistic. There are no lines in the parking lot.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20723,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Oscar","text_w_direction":"Oscar","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20724,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20725,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"That was fun last night.","text_w_direction":"That was fun last night.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20726,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Yeah, it was.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it was.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20727,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"You know, it's true what they say--- Long Island iced teas are way stronger in Canada.","text_w_direction":"You know, it's true what they say--- Long Island iced teas are way stronger in Canada.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20728,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Hey, um... thanks for trying to hook me up.","text_w_direction":"Hey, um... thanks for trying to hook me up.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20729,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"You kidding me? It's what I do. Get the whole nine 'nards.","text_w_direction":"You kidding me? It's what I do. Get the whole nine 'nards. [Oscar laughs]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20730,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"I can't believe we called her up.","text_w_direction":"I can't believe we called her up. [both laugh]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20731,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Totally. What--- Who?","text_w_direction":"Totally. [continues laughing] What--- Who?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20732,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"I'm talking about Angela. I can't believe we called her up last night.","text_w_direction":"I'm talking about Angela. I can't believe we called her up last night.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20733,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"We called Angela?","text_w_direction":"We called Angela?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20734,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"You--- you call--- you called her.","text_w_direction":"You--- you call--- you called her.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20735,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"That was real?! I thought I dreamed that. Oh, God!","text_w_direction":"That was real?! I thought I dreamed that. Oh, God!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20736,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20737,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, God!","text_w_direction":"Oh, God!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20738,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20739,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"So bad!","text_w_direction":"So bad!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20740,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Good morning, Michael. Are you ready for the meeting?","text_w_direction":"Good morning, Michael. [Michael approaches table] Are you ready for the meeting?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20741,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Slept like a baby.","text_w_direction":"Slept like a baby.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20742,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"Mmmm.... mmm. This can't happen again.","text_w_direction":"Mmmm.... mmm. This can't happen again.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20743,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"This has to happen again. Darryl can't happen again. Look at me. Do you want me to do more push-ups?","text_w_direction":"This has to happen again. Darryl can't happen again. Look at me. Do you want me to do more push-ups?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20744,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20745,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"Okay. You have to break up with Darryl. I already typed out a text message for you. All you have to do is press \"send\".","text_w_direction":"Okay. You have to break up with Darryl. I already typed out a text message for you. All you have to do is press \"send\".","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20746,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"I don't know. I mean, it's well-written and all, I just---","text_w_direction":"I don't know. I mean, it's well-written and all, I just---","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20747,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"Has to be done. We'll press send together.","text_w_direction":"Has to be done. We'll press send together. [phone beeps]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20748,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh my God. He's going to kill us.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God. He's going to kill us.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20749,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"I'd like to see him try.","text_w_direction":"I'd like to see him try. [kisses Kelly... cell phone beeps]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20750,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh! He says it's cool. He said, \"It's cool\".","text_w_direction":"Oh! He says it's cool. [laughs] He said, \"It's cool\".","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20751,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"That's all he wrote?","text_w_direction":"That's all he wrote?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20752,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"That's all he wrote.","text_w_direction":"That's all he wrote.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20753,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"Can I see it?","text_w_direction":"Can I see it?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20754,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"Mmm hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmm hmm.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20755,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"Didn't you two date for like a long time?","text_w_direction":"Didn't you two date for like a long time?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20756,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"Mmm hmm. It's like a fairy tale! Mmmm...","text_w_direction":"Mmm hmm. It's like a fairy tale! [grabs Ryan and kisses him] Mmmm...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20757,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Client","text":"I'll be honest with you--- we've been talking with Catalyst Paper. Their prices are better than yours.","text_w_direction":"I'll be honest with you--- we've been talking with Catalyst Paper. Their prices are better than yours.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20758,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Look, people continue to come back to us time and time again because they feel cared for here. They feel respected and they feel that their needs matter. They are treated like human beings.","text_w_direction":"Look, people continue to come back to us time and time again because they feel cared for here. They feel respected and they feel that their needs matter. They are treated like human beings. [sighs]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20759,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Client","text":"Everything okay?","text_w_direction":"Everything okay?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20760,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20761,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Oh man, she is so pissed.","text_w_direction":"Oh man, she is so pissed. [sitting down by Oscar]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20762,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Mmm...","text_w_direction":"Mmm...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20763,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"She's taking us back to first base.","text_w_direction":"She's taking us back to first base.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20764,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"What is first base with Angela?","text_w_direction":"What is first base with Angela?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20765,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"I get to kiss her forehead. I had a good time hanging out this weekend.","text_w_direction":"I get to kiss her forehead. [looks at Oscar] I had a good time hanging out this weekend.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20766,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"I had a good time too.","text_w_direction":"I had a good time too.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20767,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Wingman for life. W.M.F.L","text_w_direction":"Wingman for life. W.M.F.L","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20768,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20769,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"You up for a chest bump?","text_w_direction":"You up for a chest bump?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20770,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20771,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Bro hug? Back to basics. I like it.","text_w_direction":"Bro hug? [Oscar shakes head... then sticks his hand out and Andy shakes it] Back to basics. I like it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20772,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"I had to go all the way to Canada to get to know a guy who sits 20 feet away from me. And he's delightful!","text_w_direction":"I had to go all the way to Canada to get to know a guy who sits 20 feet away from me. And he's delightful! [laughs]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20773,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"David Wallace","text":"Hey! I just heard you guys made the sale.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Hey! I just heard you guys made the sale.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20774,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, we locked him up for two years.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, we locked him up for two years.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20775,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"David Wallace","text":"Good, very good. See, told you. Sounds like somebody had a good trip.","text_w_direction":"Good, very good. See, told you. Sounds like somebody had a good trip.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20776,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"No. Actually the trip sucked.","text_w_direction":"No. Actually the trip sucked.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20777,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"David Wallace","text":"Excuse me?","text_w_direction":"Excuse me?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20778,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"The trip sucked, David. It blew chunks. It was terrible. It was a bad trip.","text_w_direction":"The trip sucked, David. It blew chunks. It was terrible. It was a bad trip.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20779,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"David Wallace","text":"What are you talking about?","text_w_direction":"What are you talking about?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20780,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I did not like the trip. Well, starting with her airport shuttle which was basically just a van.","text_w_direction":"I did not like the trip. Well, starting with her airport shuttle which was basically just a van.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20781,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"David Wallace","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20782,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"And business class which was basically just coach. And the hotel which sucked big time.","text_w_direction":"And business class which was basically just coach. And the hotel which sucked big time.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20783,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"David Wallace","text":"The hotel? What, M--- okay.","text_w_direction":"The hotel? What, M--- okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20784,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"It was not, it sucked.","text_w_direction":"It was not, it sucked.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20785,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"David Wallace","text":"I'm sorry to hear the hotel was bad.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry to hear the hotel was bad.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20786,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Oh and thanks for the tip on the concerige. That was great. That was great. That was--- that was a---","text_w_direction":"Oh and thanks for the tip on the concerige. That was great. That was great. That was--- that was a---","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20787,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dacvid Walalce","text":"Okay, okay. Hey, hey, hey.","text_w_direction":"Okay, okay. Hey, hey, hey.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20788,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"That was a really good choice.","text_w_direction":"That was a really good choice.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20789,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"David Wallcve","text":"Michael, please lets listen for a second.","text_w_direction":"Michael, please lets listen for a second.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20790,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"No, David. You listen to me. Why did you send her away? That--- God. You knew I liked her and you just sent her away. And that--- that was a sucky thing to do man.","text_w_direction":"No, David. You listen to me. Why did you send her away? That--- God. You knew I liked her and you just sent her away. And that--- that was a sucky thing to do man.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20791,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dacvid Wallace","text":"Michael, sometimes---","text_w_direction":"Michael, sometimes---","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20792,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"That was a really sucky thing to do.","text_w_direction":"That was a really sucky thing to do.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20793,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"David Wallace","text":"Sometimes, we--","text_w_direction":"Sometimes, we-- [Michael hangs up phone]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20794,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Why have I stayed at Dunder Mifflin for so long? Certainly not because of the paycheck. 'Cause I could be making more money as a doctor or a professional athlete. I think it's because they respect me. A boss that will not fire you, even though you just tell him off... right to his face... over the hone. That's respect.","text_w_direction":"Why have I stayed at Dunder Mifflin for so long? Certainly not because of the paycheck. 'Cause I could be making more money as a doctor or a professional athlete. I think it's because they respect me. A boss that will not fire you, even though you just tell him off... right to his face... over the hone. That's respect.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20795,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"You did it, man. Day one. Congrats.","text_w_direction":"You did it, man. [fist bumps Jim] Day one. Congrats.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20796,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Thanks man.","text_w_direction":"Thanks man.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20797,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"I'm coming back the wrong way. It's not because of you. I don't like graphic design. That's it. Stop smiling. I really didn't like it. It's just designing logos and stuff.... and I miss Scranton. But it is not because I missed you. I just really wanted to come home... and I know you said to come home the right way, but you can't tell me what to do. Got it?","text_w_direction":"I'm coming back the wrong way. [smiles at Jim across the parking lot] It's not because of you. I don't like graphic design. That's it. [laughs] Stop smiling. I really didn't like it. It's just designing logos and stuff.... and I miss Scranton. But it is not because I missed you. I just really wanted to come home... and I know you said to come home the right way, but you can't tell me what to do. Got it?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20798,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"I missed you.","text_w_direction":"I missed you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20799,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"I missed you too.","text_w_direction":"I missed you too. [Jim kisses her]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20800,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"You're back.","text_w_direction":"You're back.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20801,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Uh, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Uh, yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20802,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Good. I need you to make five copies of these.","text_w_direction":"Good. I need you to make five copies of these. [hands Pam papers]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20803,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"I'm not going inside.","text_w_direction":"I'm not going inside.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20804,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Alright. First thing in the morning then.","text_w_direction":"Alright. First thing in the morning then.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20805,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Welcome back.","text_w_direction":"Welcome back.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20806,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"We're back together again baby.","text_w_direction":"We're back together again baby.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20807,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"We're back.","text_w_direction":"We're back.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20808,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"They tried to keep us apart, but they couldnt. It was like destiny.","text_w_direction":"They tried to keep us apart, but they couldnt. It was like destiny.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20809,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"I--- I realized that for whatever reason I... just couldn't do better than kelly.","text_w_direction":"I--- I realized that for whatever reason I... just couldn't do better than kelly.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20810,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20811,"season":5,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Business Trip","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"[whispers] Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1867,"air_date":"2008-11-13"}
{"index":20812,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Are you swallowing them whole? You're eating them so fast, are they even touching your tongue?","text_w_direction":"Are you swallowing them whole? You're eating them so fast, are they even touching your tongue?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20813,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"[with mouth full] Yes.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20814,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Brownies is it? Hm. Pastry cubes made of sugar and fat? No thank you, I'll stick with my jerkie.","text_w_direction":"Brownies is it? Hm. Pastry cubes made of sugar and fat? No thank you, I'll stick with my jerkie.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20815,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"So why did you come in here?","text_w_direction":"So why did you come in here?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20816,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"To socialize. And inform.","text_w_direction":"To socialize. And inform.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20817,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh brownies! I'm taking two so I can parcel them up and eat them at my leisure later on, much healthier.","text_w_direction":"Oh brownies! I'm taking two so I can parcel them up and eat them at my leisure later on, much healthier.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20818,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"You're taking two?","text_w_direction":"You're taking two?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20819,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Yeah, um, but one of them is for Toby.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, um, but one of them is for Toby.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20820,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah why don't you send that to him in Costa Rica?","text_w_direction":"Yeah why don't you send that to him in Costa Rica?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20821,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Um, I'm just gonna hand it to him right now.","text_w_direction":"Um, I'm just gonna hand it to him right now.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20822,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Heh, okay, weirdo.","text_w_direction":"Heh, okay, weirdo.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20823,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Why is that, why is that weird?","text_w_direction":"Why is that, why is that weird?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20824,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"She said she was going to give it to him right now.","text_w_direction":"She said she was going to give it to him right now. [starts laughing]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20825,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"She's probably going to, cause they sit next to each other.","text_w_direction":"[laughing] She's probably going to, cause they sit next to each other.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20826,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, they used to.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, they used to.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20827,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Toby works here again.","text_w_direction":"Toby works here again.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20828,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, can you imagine?","text_w_direction":"Oh, can you imagine?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20829,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh no.","text_w_direction":"Oh no.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20830,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Uhhgh.","text_w_direction":"Uhhgh.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20831,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"You don't know.","text_w_direction":"You don't know.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20832,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know. What?","text_w_direction":"I don't know. What?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20833,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"You should probably just meander back there; take a look. See if he's, see if he's back.","text_w_direction":"You should probably just meander back there; take a look. See if he's, see if he's back.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20834,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hmmm, dare I? You know what? I'm going to, for old time's sake. Great practical joke Jim, you got me to go to the annex.","text_w_direction":"Hmmm, dare I? [laughs] You know what? I'm going to, for old time's sake. [walks to the annex, standing in Toby's cubicle] Great practical joke Jim, you got me to go to the annex. [turns around and sees Toby]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20835,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Hi, Micha-","text_w_direction":"Hi, Micha-","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20836,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"NOOOO! GOD! No, God, please no! No! No! NOOO!","text_w_direction":"NOOOO! GOD! No, God, please no! No! No! NOOO!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20837,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Look at him. With his stupid face. Stupid... tan. No.","text_w_direction":"[watching Toby at Phyllis' desk through his office blinds] Look at him. With his stupid face. Stupid... tan. No.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20838,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"He looks great.","text_w_direction":"He looks great.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20839,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20840,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Well rested.","text_w_direction":"Well rested.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20841,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"He looks worse.","text_w_direction":"He looks worse.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20842,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"Michael, is everyone okay?","text_w_direction":"Michael, is everyone okay?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20843,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, well I'm afraid not. Toby Flenderson, of H.R., has made a sudden reappearance.","text_w_direction":"Uh, well I'm afraid not. Toby Flenderson, of H.R., has made a sudden reappearance.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20844,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"I don't understand, is anyone hurt?","text_w_direction":"I don't understand, is anyone hurt?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20845,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Not on the surface, no, but I can tell people are disturbed, David.","text_w_direction":"Not on the surface, no, but I can tell people are disturbed, David.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20846,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"Michael, you texted me, 911 CALL ME.","text_w_direction":"Michael, you texted me, 911 CALL ME.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20847,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20848,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"All in caps. Do you know what 911 means?","text_w_direction":"All in caps. Do you know what 911 means?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20849,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I learned a while back that if I don't text 911 people will not return my calls. Um, but now people always return my calls because they think that something horrible has happened.","text_w_direction":"I learned a while back that if I don't text 911 people will not return my calls. Um, but now people always return my calls because they think that something horrible has happened.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20850,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"Now what I'm curious about is how you were able to go an entire a week without knowing a member of your staff was there.","text_w_direction":"Now what I'm curious about is how you were able to go an entire a week without knowing a member of your staff was there.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20851,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I did not want to go back to the annex because that is where Holly worked whom I loved.","text_w_direction":"I did not want to go back to the annex because that is where Holly worked whom I loved.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20852,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Also, it's icky back there.","text_w_direction":"Also, it's icky back there.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20853,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"That's true. People say it's icky.","text_w_direction":"That's true. People say it's icky.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20854,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"Okay, I have to go.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I have to go.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20855,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"David, wait.","text_w_direction":"David, wait.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20856,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20857,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Is there no way we can get rid of him?","text_w_direction":"Is there no way we can get rid of him?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20858,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"Not without cause, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Not without cause, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20859,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I have cause. It is be-cause I hate him.","text_w_direction":"I have cause. It is be-cause I hate him.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20860,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"You have to get along with Toby.","text_w_direction":"You have to get along with Toby.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20861,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20862,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20863,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I don't.","text_w_direction":"I don't.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20864,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"Goodbye, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Goodbye, Michael. [hangs up]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20865,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Don't do that.","text_w_direction":"[Dwight comes over, starts to massage Michael's shoulders] Don't do that.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20866,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, come on! Do you see this? Disgusting.","text_w_direction":"[pours something from the fridge into a bowl and opens the microwave, it is covered in exploded food] Oh, come on! [to the documentary crew] Do you see this? Disgusting.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20867,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"So, Tunes, you still gonna buy your old man's place?","text_w_direction":"So, Tunes, you still gonna buy your old man's place?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20868,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, I am. Wait, how do you know that? I didn't tell you that.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I am. Wait, how do you know that? I didn't tell you that.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20869,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Ehhh no, I was just walking by your desk. I saw some email. I got peepers of an eagle.","text_w_direction":"Ehhh no, I was just walking by your desk. I saw some email. I got peepers of an eagle.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20870,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"That's really not cool.","text_w_direction":"That's really not cool.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20871,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Kaaw!","text_w_direction":"Kaaw!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20872,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"So Jim, you're gonna live in the same house that you used to pee the bed in?","text_w_direction":"So Jim, you're gonna live in the same house that you used to pee the bed in?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20873,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, I guess technically Kev, you're right.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I guess technically Kev, you're right.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20874,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Today's a big day. Today's the day that I show Pam the house that I bought for us. Without telling her. But it's my parent's house, the house I grew up in and yeah, I bought it kind of impulsively. I mean, the price was good and I was helping out my mom. It's got shag carpets. I mean you can't blame my parents it was the 70's. And why would you want to buy ugly wood from trees when you can have paneling? And a painting of some creepy clowns that is apparently crucial to the structural integrity of the building. She's gonna love it. Right?","text_w_direction":"Today's a big day. Today's the day that I show Pam the house that I bought for us. Without telling her. But it's my parent's house, the house I grew up in and yeah, I bought it kind of impulsively. I mean, the price was good and I was helping out my mom. It's got shag carpets. I mean you can't blame my parents it was the 70's. And why would you want to buy ugly wood from trees when you can have paneling? And a painting of some creepy clowns that is apparently crucial to the structural integrity of the building. [tugs and pulls in vain at the clown painting] She's gonna love it. Right?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20875,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Could you guys all do me a favor and not talk about this until I tell Pam?","text_w_direction":"Could you guys all do me a favor and not talk about this until I tell Pam?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20876,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Whoa, you haven't told the misses about the castle? You're in for a spanking my friend. Myself and my lady? - no secrets.","text_w_direction":"Whoa, you haven't told the misses about the castle? You're in for a spanking my friend. Myself and my lady? - no secrets.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20877,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Jim, don't listen to Andy. I think it's so romantic.","text_w_direction":"Jim, don't listen to Andy. I think it's so romantic.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20878,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh thanks, Phyllis.","text_w_direction":"Oh thanks, Phyllis.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20879,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Where's your place?","text_w_direction":"Where's your place?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20880,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, it's on uh Linden Ave? By the quarry?","text_w_direction":"Oh, it's on uh Linden Ave? By the quarry?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20881,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Ohhh...","text_w_direction":"Ohhh...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20882,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Creed","text":"Cool beans, man, I live by the quarry. We should hang out by the quarry and throw things down there.","text_w_direction":"Cool beans, man, I live by the quarry. We should hang out by the quarry and throw things down there.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20883,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Definitely we should.","text_w_direction":"Definitely we should.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20884,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"\"To whoever made the microwave mess","text_w_direction":"[reading from a note on the microwave] \"To whoever made the microwave mess[/b]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20885,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"That is just obnoxious.","text_w_direction":"That is just obnoxious.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20886,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"No kidding.","text_w_direction":"No kidding.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20887,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah. Wait, what, the mess or the note?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Wait, what, the mess or the note?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20888,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"The note. So \"holier than thou\".","text_w_direction":"The note. So \"holier than thou\".","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20889,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Hmm, I liked it.","text_w_direction":"Hmm, I liked it.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20890,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Don't you think the person who left the mess is the obnoxious one?","text_w_direction":"Don't you think the person who left the mess is the obnoxious one?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20891,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"No, the note is way more obnoxious than the mess.","text_w_direction":"No, the note is way more obnoxious than the mess.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20892,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Sincerely, disappointed? Get off your high horse, Richie.","text_w_direction":"Sincerely, disappointed? Get off your high horse, Richie.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20893,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Just because someone likes things clean, doesn't mean they're rich.","text_w_direction":"Just because someone likes things clean, doesn't mean they're rich.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20894,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Yeh, they're rich.","text_w_direction":"Yeh, they're rich.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20895,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You want to see some really high caliber acting? Well, Mr. Kurt Russell, you are about to be served. Hey Toby, great to have you back, man. Seriously, just a, just a real pleasure to see you again.","text_w_direction":"You want to see some really high caliber acting? Well, Mr. Kurt Russell, you are about to be served. [walks to the annex] Hey Toby, great to have you back, man. Seriously, just a, just a real pleasure to see you again.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20896,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Well thanks Michael.","text_w_direction":"Well thanks Michael.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20897,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You're welcome. Missed you. Missed you as part of our family.","text_w_direction":"You're welcome. Missed you. Missed you as part of our family.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20898,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Well that's sweet, I missed you guys too.","text_w_direction":"Well that's sweet, I missed you guys too.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20899,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"So Costa Rica that was - did you have fun? That must have been fun.","text_w_direction":"So Costa Rica that was - did you have fun? That must have been fun.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20900,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Well, um, it was amazing. It really was, thanks for asking. Um the beaches were pristine...","text_w_direction":"Well, um, it was amazing. It really was, thanks for asking. Um the beaches were pristine...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20901,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Nice beaches, pristine beaches?","text_w_direction":"Nice beaches, pristine beaches?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20902,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"...and, yeah, the whole thing was incredibly cathartic.","text_w_direction":"...and, yeah, the whole thing was incredibly cathartic.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20903,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Why'd you come back? Why didn't you stay?","text_w_direction":"Why'd you come back? Why didn't you stay?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20904,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"It was actually kind of hard to meet people I found.","text_w_direction":"It was actually kind of hard to meet people I found.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20905,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I bet, for you.","text_w_direction":"I bet, for you.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20906,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"And uh, yeah, plus it was hot.","text_w_direction":"And uh, yeah, plus it was hot.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20907,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Shhh hot, why didn't you get an air-condition--- should have gotten an air-conditioner for yourself.","text_w_direction":"[shifting uncomfortably and sweating] Shhh hot, why didn't you get an air-condition--- should have gotten an air-conditioner for yourself.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20908,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Are you all right, Michael?","text_w_direction":"Are you all right, Michael?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20909,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, I am. I am.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I am. I am.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20910,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I tried, I tried. I tried to talk to Toby and be his friend but that is like trying to be friends with an evil... snail. I feel like I'm dying inside. I feel like Neve Campbell in Sream II. She thinks she can go off to college and be happy and then, the murderer comes back and starts killing off all of her friends. I learned a lot of lessons from that movie, this is just one of them.","text_w_direction":"I tried, I tried. I tried to talk to Toby and be his friend but that is like trying to be friends with an evil... snail. I feel like I'm dying inside. I feel like Neve Campbell in Sream II. She thinks she can go off to college and be happy and then, the murderer comes back and starts killing off all of her friends. I learned a lot of lessons from that movie, this is just one of them.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20911,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, just summarize.","text_w_direction":"Okay, just summarize.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20912,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, fireable offenses include","text_w_direction":"Okay, fireable offenses include[/b]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20913,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"That's it, that's it, perfect. We will get him to hit on somebody, and then we will catch him in the act.","text_w_direction":"That's it, that's it, perfect. We will get him to hit on somebody, and then we will catch him in the act.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20914,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I love catching people in the act. That's why I always whip open doors.","text_w_direction":"I love catching people in the act. That's why I always whip open doors.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20915,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Mm. Me too. Okay, let's get this started.","text_w_direction":"Mm. Me too. Okay, let's get this started.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20916,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay","text_w_direction":"Okay [stands up removes jacket and starts loosening his tie]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20917,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20918,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I am the bait.","text_w_direction":"[removes glasses] I am the bait.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20919,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"For what?","text_w_direction":"For what?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20920,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Men find me desirable.","text_w_direction":"Men find me desirable.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20921,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20922,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, it's a good day too. I'm wearing my mustard shirt.","text_w_direction":"Oh, it's a good day too. I'm wearing my mustard shirt.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20923,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You're the bait for Toby?","text_w_direction":"You're the bait for Toby?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20924,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Mmhmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmhmm.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20925,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, for one thing, he's not gay. And if somebody were to be bait it would be Jim. Or Ryan. Or me.","text_w_direction":"No, for one thing, he's not gay. And if somebody were to be bait it would be Jim. Or Ryan. Or me.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20926,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Men find me desirable.","text_w_direction":"Men find me desirable.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20927,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, sure they do, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Yes, sure they do, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20928,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"When it comes down to it, it's a health issue. I should have written that.","text_w_direction":"When it comes down to it, it's a health issue. I should have written that.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20929,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Mmhmm, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Mmhmm, yeah.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20930,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Why aren't you as mad or interested in this as me?","text_w_direction":"[looks up] Why aren't you as mad or interested in this as me?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20931,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh totally. Sorry, are we talking about the microwave still?","text_w_direction":"Oh totally. Sorry, are we talking about the microwave still?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20932,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Are you inching away from me?","text_w_direction":"Are you inching away from me?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20933,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20934,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Reach your arms out.","text_w_direction":"Reach your arms out.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20935,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I'm always this close.","text_w_direction":"[laughs and swings his arm out which doesn't come close to touching the reception desk] I'm always this close.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20936,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Pamtown lady sing this song, doo-dah doo-dah. Hello, Pam. Jim may I have a moment with Pam please.","text_w_direction":"Pamtown lady sing this song, doo-dah doo-dah. Hello, Pam. Jim may I have a moment with Pam please.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20937,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yes, I just have to take this call anyway so...","text_w_direction":"Yes, I just have to take this call anyway so...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20938,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, oooh his mistress. No. I'm kidding. No one would ever cheat on you; you are the complete package, Pam.","text_w_direction":"Oh, oooh his mistress. No. I'm kidding. No one would ever cheat on you; you are the complete package, Pam.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20939,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"What do you need, Michael?","text_w_direction":"What do you need, Michael?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20940,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, what I would like you to do is take this folded note, and deliver it to Toby Flenderson? I just want you to just react to whatever this note elicits. Do not read it beforehand. Can you do that for me?","text_w_direction":"Okay, what I would like you to do is take this folded note, and deliver it to Toby Flenderson? I just want you to just react to whatever this note elicits. Do not read it beforehand. Can you do that for me?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20941,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Good. N-no no no, don't.","text_w_direction":"Good. [Pam stands up and starts reading note] N-no no no, don't.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20942,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"\"Please hug and kiss me, no matter how hard I struggle. I'm too shy to tell you that I love you.\"","text_w_direction":"\"Please hug and kiss me, no matter how hard I struggle. I'm too shy to tell you that I love you.\"","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20943,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Pam. Pam, you gave me your word.","text_w_direction":"Pam. Pam, you gave me your word.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20944,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"You did that for me?","text_w_direction":"[kissing Kelly against her desk] You did that for me?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20945,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Mmhmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmhmm.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20946,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Are you happy you did?","text_w_direction":"Are you happy you did?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20947,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Hey guys that's really inappropriate.","text_w_direction":"Hey guys that's really inappropriate.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20948,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"What's up?","text_w_direction":"[kisses for a little longer] What's up?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20949,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Um, I got some photos from Costa Rica if you want to see them?","text_w_direction":"Um, I got some photos from Costa Rica if you want to see them?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20950,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah, yeah I'll see them.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, yeah I'll see them.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20951,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Toby can I see those? Ooh. What's the matter? What's the matter? You scared?","text_w_direction":"Toby can I see those? Ooh. [takes photos and throws them on the floor] What's the matter? What's the matter? You scared?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20952,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Those are fighting words.","text_w_direction":"Those are fighting words.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20953,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You mad? You mad at me?","text_w_direction":"You mad? You mad at me?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20954,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I hope he doesn't haul off and just hit you.","text_w_direction":"I hope he doesn't haul off and just hit you.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20955,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Do you want to do that? You want to hit me, you want to punch me?","text_w_direction":"Do you want to do that? You want to hit me, you want to punch me?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20956,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Hmmm?","text_w_direction":"Hmmm?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20957,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Huh? He might do it...","text_w_direction":"Huh? He might do it...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20958,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Punch him, Toby!","text_w_direction":"Punch him, Toby!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20959,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I dare you to. Come on.","text_w_direction":"I dare you to. Come on.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20960,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Come on. Baaah!","text_w_direction":"Come on. [making karate moves] Baaah!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20961,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What's the matter... haaaww!","text_w_direction":"What's the matter... haaaww!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20962,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Hit him! Hit him, Chicken.","text_w_direction":"Hit him! Hit him, Chicken.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20963,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah, punch him.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, punch him.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20964,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hey hey! Come on, Ryan, who's side are you on?","text_w_direction":"Hey hey! Come on, Ryan, who's side are you on?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20965,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Ryan. Come on, man?","text_w_direction":"Ryan. Come on, man?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20966,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No do it, do it. I dare you.","text_w_direction":"No do it, do it. I dare you.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20967,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Punch him as hard as you possibly can in the face.","text_w_direction":"Punch him as hard as you possibly can in the face.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20968,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Not, not as hard as you can, just a good, solid punch. Come on! Come oooon...","text_w_direction":"Not, not as hard as you can, just a good, solid punch. Come on! Come oooon...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20969,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"I'm not going to punch you, Michael.","text_w_direction":"I'm not going to punch you, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20970,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Are you really not going to punch him?","text_w_direction":"Are you really not going to punch him?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20971,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"No, why would I punch you?","text_w_direction":"No, why would I punch you?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20972,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Son of a bitch.","text_w_direction":"Son of a bitch.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20973,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"You should have hit him man, guy was asking for it. Once in a lifetime, man.","text_w_direction":"[as Toby picks up his photos] You should have hit him man, guy was asking for it. Once in a lifetime, man.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20974,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I thought you were going to parcel those out through the day","text_w_direction":"I thought you were going to parcel those out through the day","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20975,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Just stop it. You haven't done anything helpful all day.","text_w_direction":"[mouth full of brownie] Just stop it. You haven't done anything helpful all day.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20976,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"There's still one thing we could do to get Toby fired.","text_w_direction":"There's still one thing we could do to get Toby fired.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20977,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What's that?","text_w_direction":"What's that?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20978,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Frame him, for using drugs.","text_w_direction":"[goes over and closes office door] Frame him, for using drugs.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20979,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Frame him?","text_w_direction":"Frame him?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20980,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, it's illegal, but... everything they do on The Shield is illegal.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it's illegal, but... everything they do on The Shield is illegal.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20981,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I've never framed a man before, have you?","text_w_direction":"I've never framed a man before, have you?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20982,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh I've framed animals before. I framed a raccoon for opening a Christmas present. And I framed a bear for eating out of the garbage.","text_w_direction":"Oh I've framed animals before. I framed a raccoon for opening a Christmas present. And I framed a bear for eating out of the garbage.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20983,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Just seems awfully mean. But sometimes the ends justify the mean.","text_w_direction":"Just seems awfully mean. But sometimes the ends justify the mean.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20984,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hello. I've seen you guys around. I'm Michael Scott, Dunder Mifflin. How you doing? Uhghh, so I guess you know why I'm here? I need to purchase something.","text_w_direction":"Hello. I've seen you guys around. I'm Michael Scott, Dunder Mifflin. How you doing? [they stare at him] Uhghh, so I guess you know why I'm here? I need to purchase something.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20985,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Vance Refrigeration guy","text":"A fridge?","text_w_direction":"A fridge?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20986,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No. Uh, I wanted--- I wanted to buy some weed? Some...","text_w_direction":"No. Uh, I wanted--- I wanted to buy some weed? Some...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20987,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Vance Refrigeration guy","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20988,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Grass, weed?","text_w_direction":"Grass, weed?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20989,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Leo","text":"What makes you think we'd have weed?","text_w_direction":"What makes you think we'd have weed?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20990,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I heard you drug--- I heard you dealt.","text_w_direction":"I heard you drug--- I heard you dealt.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20991,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Vance Refrigeration Guy","text":"Hey, just hold on one second.","text_w_direction":"[whispers in Leo's ear] Hey, just hold on one second.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20992,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I'm not wearing a wire, so...","text_w_direction":"I'm not wearing a wire, so...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20993,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Leo","text":"Why would you even say that?","text_w_direction":"Why would you even say that?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20994,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Vance Refrigeration Guy","text":"Hey, that's gonna be 500 dollars.","text_w_direction":"[comes back up to Michael] Hey, that's gonna be 500 dollars.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20995,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"How much? How many pounds is it?","text_w_direction":"How much? How many pounds is it?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20996,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Vance Refrigeration Guy","text":"It's- it's two pounds. I'm losing money on this man just, give me the money. Alright, walk away.","text_w_direction":"It's- it's two pounds. I'm losing money on this man just, give me the money. Alright, walk away.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20997,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Leo","text":"Walk away.","text_w_direction":"Walk away.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20998,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Vance Refrigeration Guy","text":"Walk away.","text_w_direction":"Walk away.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":20999,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Hey, Pam? I just wanted to let you know; I'm totally on your side with the whole microwave situation.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Pam? I just wanted to let you know; I'm totally on your side with the whole microwave situation.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21000,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21001,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"I was just back there, to make some cup-o-soup; the thing is still a huge mess.","text_w_direction":"I was just back there, to make some cup-o-soup; the thing is still a huge mess.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21002,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I know, can you believe it?","text_w_direction":"I know, can you believe it?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21003,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah, it's crazy. But, I guess the thing is at some point, notes or no notes, someone's gonna have to just get there and clean it up.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it's crazy. But, I guess the thing is at some point, notes or no notes, someone's gonna have to just get there and clean it up.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21004,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I guess that's why we have a temp, huh?","text_w_direction":"I guess that's why we have a temp, huh?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21005,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Ah ha ha, oh no, trust me. I would just make it worse.","text_w_direction":"Ah ha ha, oh no, trust me. I would just make it worse.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21006,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"How would wiping it with a paper towel make it worse?","text_w_direction":"How would wiping it with a paper towel make it worse?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21007,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"I--- I would find a way.","text_w_direction":"I--- I would find a way.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21008,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"You've seen things cleaned before though, right?","text_w_direction":"You've seen things cleaned before though, right?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21009,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"I--- Pam, I am hopeless at that stuff I... I, uh...","text_w_direction":"I--- Pam, I am hopeless at that stuff I... I, uh...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21010,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Hi, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Hi, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21011,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, hey, hey. Hey. I forgot... I forgot...","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey, hey. Hey. I forgot... I forgot...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21012,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes, I repeat a drug dealer is on the premisis of Dunder Mifflin. His name is Toby Flenderson and he recently returned from a mysterious vacation in Central America. I have risked a great deal to tell you this information. My name is Andy Bernard. Andrew Bernard, that's my name. See you soon.","text_w_direction":"[on a cell phone in the hallway] Yes, I repeat a drug dealer is on the premisis of Dunder Mifflin. His name is Toby Flenderson [Michael opens Toby's desk drawer and puts something in it] and he recently returned from a mysterious vacation in Central America. I have risked a great deal to tell you this information. My name is Andy Bernard. Andrew Bernard, that's my name. See you soon.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21013,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Police Officer 1","text":"Hi, we received a call?","text_w_direction":"Hi, we received a call?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21014,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I don't know anything about that.","text_w_direction":"I don't know anything about that.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21015,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Police Officer 1","text":"We were tipped off about a possible narcotics situation.","text_w_direction":"We were tipped off about a possible narcotics situation.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21016,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Here?","text_w_direction":"Here?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21017,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, Pam. Hey I got this, okay? Hello, officers, Dwight Schrute, former volunteer Sheriff's Deputy. Listen, I may have inside information that someone is hiding drugs in this very office.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Pam. Hey I got this, okay? Hello, officers, Dwight Schrute, former volunteer Sheriff's Deputy. Listen, I may have inside information that someone is hiding drugs in this very office. [leads them back towards the annex as Creed stands up and starts to put him hands up and then relaxes them behind his ears]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21018,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Creed","text":"Just pretend like we're talking until the cops leave.","text_w_direction":"Just pretend like we're talking until the cops leave.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21019,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Those are real cops, real guns. I wonder what's going on.","text_w_direction":"Those are real cops, real guns. I wonder what's going on. [follows them]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21020,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Officers, I reveal to you the perpetrator.","text_w_direction":"Officers, I reveal to you the perpetrator.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21021,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Hey, what is this?","text_w_direction":"Hey, what is this?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21022,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Search his things.","text_w_direction":"Search his things.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21023,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Police Officer 2","text":"Sir, can you step away from your desk please?","text_w_direction":"Sir, can you step away from your desk please?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21024,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21025,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Police Officer 2","text":"Sir, please step away from your desk.","text_w_direction":"Sir, please step away from your desk.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21026,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Hey, what's going on? You don't have my permission to do this.","text_w_direction":"Hey, what's going on? You don't have my permission to do this.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21027,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"They don't need your permission, Flenderson, they've got the company's permission.","text_w_direction":"They don't need your permission, Flenderson, they've got the company's permission.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21028,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Hey, hey what are- why are you doing this?","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey what are- why are you doing this?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21029,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, you know what? I think that this... uh, this is probably a misunderstanding.","text_w_direction":"Uh, you know what? I think that this... uh, this is probably a misunderstanding.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21030,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Don't search my stuff.","text_w_direction":"Don't search my stuff.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21031,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Police Officer 1","text":"Sir?","text_w_direction":"Sir?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21032,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"I have a reasonable right to privacy.","text_w_direction":"I have a reasonable right to privacy.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21033,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Save your whining for the jury there, Flenderson.","text_w_direction":"Save your whining for the jury there, Flenderson.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21034,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Michael!","text_w_direction":"Michael!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21035,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, let's just cancel this, okay?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, let's just cancel this, okay?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21036,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Police Officer 1","text":"Sir, did you recently return from a trip to Central America?","text_w_direction":"Sir, did you recently return from a trip to Central America?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21037,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Oh my God!","text_w_direction":"Oh my God!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21038,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, no no no... No, no.","text_w_direction":"No, no no no... No, no.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21039,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"That was... I went to Costa Rica for a few months. What is going on?","text_w_direction":"That was... I went to Costa Rica for a few months. What is going on?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21040,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, that was... that was legitimate. That was totally legitimate.","text_w_direction":"No, that was... that was legitimate. That was totally legitimate.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21041,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Police Officer 1","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21042,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Police Officer 2","text":"Check this out.","text_w_direction":"Check this out.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21043,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh God!","text_w_direction":"Oh God!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21044,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"That is not mine. I have never seen that before.","text_w_direction":"That is not mine. I have never seen that before.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21045,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, no no no no.","text_w_direction":"No, no no no no.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21046,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Police Officer 1","text":"Turn around.","text_w_direction":"Turn around.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21047,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"What is going on here?","text_w_direction":"What is going on here?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21048,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"God! No, that's not... I don't know what that is. And I... I bet he has nothing to do with that!","text_w_direction":"God! No, that's not... I don't know what that is. And I... I bet he has nothing to do with that!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21049,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Police Officer 1","text":"Do you have any weapons?","text_w_direction":"Do you have any weapons?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21050,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Of course not!","text_w_direction":"Of course not!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21051,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Ahh, that's mine.","text_w_direction":"Ahh, that's mine.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21052,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"No! Michael, no!","text_w_direction":"No! Michael, no!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21053,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, it's mine.","text_w_direction":"Yes, it's mine.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21054,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Police Officer 2","text":"Some basil. Salad dressing, I think.","text_w_direction":"Some basil. Salad dressing, I think.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21055,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Police Officer 1","text":"Salad dressing?","text_w_direction":"Salad dressing?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21056,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Police Officer 2","text":"Yeah it's, uh, a caprese salad. There's a little bit of, uh, mozerella right there.","text_w_direction":"Yeah it's, uh, a caprese salad. There's a little bit of, uh, mozerella right there.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21057,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Are you kidding me? That's my salad.","text_w_direction":"Are you kidding me? That's my salad.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21058,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"So wait a minute, there's no drugs?","text_w_direction":"So wait a minute, there's no drugs?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21059,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Police Officer 2","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21060,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Gahh, dammit! Come on!","text_w_direction":"Gahh, dammit! [punches file cabinet] Come on!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21061,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Police Officer 1","text":"We got a fake tip.","text_w_direction":"We got a fake tip.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21062,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait, officers, are you sure you don't want to interrogate him?","text_w_direction":"Wait, officers, are you sure you don't want to interrogate him?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21063,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Police Officer 1","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21064,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"You have laws that protect you in any kind of interrogation. Why don't you use them?","text_w_direction":"[following them out] You have laws that protect you in any kind of interrogation. Why don't you use them?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21065,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You must feel pretty good about yourself right now.","text_w_direction":"You must feel pretty good about yourself right now.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21066,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"I didn't put caprese salad in my drawer, Michael.","text_w_direction":"I didn't put caprese salad in my drawer, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21067,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hmm.","text_w_direction":"Hmm.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21068,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Did you?","text_w_direction":"Did you?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21069,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Since when is it illegal to put caprese salad... anywhere.","text_w_direction":"Since when is it illegal to put caprese salad... anywhere.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21070,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"You know but the police could have been out there you know, catching real criminals instead of here searching my stuff.","text_w_direction":"You know but the police could have been out there you know, catching real criminals instead of here searching my stuff.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21071,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me, that's who you're worried about? You're... you're worried about the cop's time? You think I framed you, and you're worried about the taxpayer? Dah, God! Welcome back, jerky jerk-face.","text_w_direction":"Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me, that's who you're worried about? You're... you're worried about the cop's time? You think I framed you, and you're worried about the taxpayer? Dah, God! Welcome back, jerky jerk-face.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21072,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You said you were leaving and you made liars out of all of us. So...","text_w_direction":"You said you were leaving and you made liars out of all of us. So...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21073,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"I did leave.","text_w_direction":"I did leave.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21074,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, you did. And then you came back, which makes you the biggest liar of... history.","text_w_direction":"Yes, you did. And then you came back, which makes you the biggest liar of... history.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21075,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Well, I don't see it that way.","text_w_direction":"Well, I don't see it that way.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21076,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Do you want to hear a lie?","text_w_direction":"Do you want to hear a lie?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21077,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21078,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I think you're great. You're my best friend.","text_w_direction":"I think you're great. You're my best friend.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21079,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"I can't do this.","text_w_direction":"[stops kissing Kelly] I can't do this.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21080,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Can't do what?","text_w_direction":"Can't do what?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21081,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"It's not fair to you. And it's really not fair to me.","text_w_direction":"It's not fair to you. And it's really not fair to me.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21082,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Wait, what are you saying? I broke up with Darryl so I could be with you.","text_w_direction":"Wait, what are you saying? I broke up with Darryl so I could be with you.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21083,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"That was your choice; don't put that on me. I'm just going on a little trip.","text_w_direction":"That was your choice; don't put that on me. I'm just going on a little trip.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21084,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh, can I come?","text_w_direction":"Oh, can I come?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21085,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"It's not that kind of trip. I'm going to Thailand with some friends from high school, well, a high school. And if I don't do it now I'll never get to go. And I'll always resent you for it... you don't want me to resent you, do you?","text_w_direction":"It's not that kind of trip. I'm going to Thailand with some friends from high school, well, a high school. And if I don't do it now I'll never get to go. And I'll always resent you for it... you don't want me to resent you, do you?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21086,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"So you're dumping me?","text_w_direction":"So you're dumping me?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21087,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Let's be adults about this. Let's have s*x one more time. And if you have any extra cash, that would be amazing.","text_w_direction":"Let's be adults about this. Let's have s*x one more time. And if you have any extra cash, that would be amazing.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21088,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Okay?","text_w_direction":"Okay?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21089,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, do you mind if we make a stop on the way home?","text_w_direction":"[walking out of the building] Hey, do you mind if we make a stop on the way home?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21090,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21091,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Cool.","text_w_direction":"Cool.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21092,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"What are we doing at your parent's house?","text_w_direction":"[getting out of the car] What are we doing at your parent's house?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21093,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I have a surprise for you. All right, ready? Close your eyes and now open your eyes. Tadah!","text_w_direction":"I have a surprise for you. All right, ready? Close your eyes and now [spins her around once] open your eyes. Tadah!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21094,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I don't get it.","text_w_direction":"I don't get it.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21095,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I bought it. It's ours. Let's go inside, I'll show you inside. So if you can believe it I did it without a realtor. Saving on closing costs is good and, uh, we can put all the money to de-shag the carpet. Which I think will help, the color situation. Yeah, I am really sorry about this. I tried to move it but he is really nailed in there. Worried about art theft, I guess, lot of art theives in this neighborhood. This is the master bedroom but, I'm actually not allowed in here so...","text_w_direction":"I bought it. It's ours. Let's go inside, I'll show you inside. [walking inside] So if you can believe it I did it without a realtor. Saving on closing costs is good and, uh, we can put all the money to de-shag the carpet. Which I think will help, the color situation. [Pam walks over to the clown painting on the wall] Yeah, I am really sorry about this. I tried to move it but he is really nailed in there. Worried about art theft, I guess, lot of art theives in this neighborhood. [upstairs] This is the master bedroom but, I'm actually not allowed in here so... [shuts the door]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21096,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"So I'm still in the process of converting the garage. It's got great light in here and I'm thinking, it could be perfect for an art studio. Look, I know, I bought this without asking you and it's doesn't look great, I know that. And if you really hate it, I totally understand it's just---","text_w_direction":"[outside] So I'm still in the process of converting the garage. It's got great light in here and I'm thinking, it could be perfect [opens garage door] for an art studio. [Pam looks around and then looks at him] Look, I know, I bought this without asking you and it's doesn't look great, I know that. And if you really hate it, I totally understand it's just---","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21097,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I love it.","text_w_direction":"I love it.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21098,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"You do?","text_w_direction":"You do?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21099,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, I love it!","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I love it!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21100,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21101,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I mean, you bought me a house!","text_w_direction":"I mean, you bought me a house!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21102,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh my God...","text_w_direction":"Oh my God...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21103,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"You bought me a house!","text_w_direction":"You bought me a house!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21104,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, I did.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I did. [they kiss]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21105,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Um, do we have to sleep in your parent's bedroom?","text_w_direction":"Um, do we have to sleep in your parent's bedroom?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21106,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No, No, we'll just board that up. It'll be that weird spare room that people ask us about.","text_w_direction":"No, No, we'll just board that up. It'll be that weird spare room that people ask us about.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21107,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"And the clown?","text_w_direction":"And the clown?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21108,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, I can't... really can't move him.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I can't... really can't move him.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21109,"season":5,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Frame Toby","director":"Jason Reitman","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting","text_w_direction":"What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting[/b]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2089,"air_date":"2008-11-20"}
{"index":21110,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Oscar","text":"Here are our final actual costs for this year.","text_w_direction":"Here are our final actual costs for this year.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21111,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Mmm... okay.","text_w_direction":"Mmm... okay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21112,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Oscar","text":"As you can see, we did pretty well, so...","text_w_direction":"As you can see, we did pretty well, so...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21113,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. Yes, I can see... that we did indeed. Why don't you explain this to me like I am an eight-year old.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Yes, I can see... that we did indeed. Why don't you explain this to me like I am an eight-year old.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21114,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Oscar","text":"Alright, well this is the overall budget for this fiscal year along the x-axis...","text_w_direction":"Alright, well this is the overall budget for this fiscal year along the x-axis...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21115,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21116,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Oscar","text":"Right there.","text_w_direction":"Right there.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21117,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"There's the x-ax...icks.","text_w_direction":"There's the x-ax...icks.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21118,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Oscar","text":"You can see clearly on this page that we have a surplus of $4300.","text_w_direction":"You can see clearly on this page that we have a surplus of $4300.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21119,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Mmhmm, okay.","text_w_direction":"Mmhmm, okay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21120,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Oscar","text":"But we have to spend that by the end of the day or it will be deducted from next year's budget.","text_w_direction":"But we have to spend that by the end of the day or it will be deducted from next year's budget.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21121,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Why don't you explain this to me like I'm five.","text_w_direction":"Why don't you explain this to me like I'm five.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21122,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Oscar","text":"Your mommy and daddy give you ten dollars to open up a lemonade stand. So you go out and you buy cups and you buy lemons and you buy sugar. And now you find out that it only costs you nine dollars.","text_w_direction":"Your mommy and daddy give you ten dollars to open up a lemonade stand. So you go out and you buy cups and you buy lemons and you buy sugar. And now you find out that it only costs you nine dollars.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21123,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Ho-oh!","text_w_direction":"Ho-oh!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21124,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Oscar","text":"So you have an extra dollar.","text_w_direction":"So you have an extra dollar.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21125,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21126,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Oscar","text":"So you can give that dollar back to mommy and daddy, but guess what? Next summer...","text_w_direction":"So you can give that dollar back to mommy and daddy, but guess what? Next summer...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21127,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I'll be six.","text_w_direction":"I'll be six.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21128,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Oscar","text":"And you ask them for money, they're gonna give you nine dollars. 'Cause that's what they think it costs to run the stand. So what you want to do is spend that dollar on something now, so that your parents think it costs ten dollars to run the lemonade stand.","text_w_direction":"And you ask them for money, they're gonna give you nine dollars. 'Cause that's what they think it costs to run the stand. So what you want to do is spend that dollar on something now, so that your parents think it costs ten dollars to run the lemonade stand.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21129,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"So the dollar's a surplus. This is a surplus.","text_w_direction":"So the dollar's a surplus. This is a surplus.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21130,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Oscar","text":"We have to spend that $4300 by the end of the day or it'll be deducted from next year's budget.","text_w_direction":"We have to spend that $4300 by the end of the day or it'll be deducted from next year's budget.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21131,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Whoo.","text_w_direction":"[whistles poorly] Whoo.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21132,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Oscar","text":"We should spend this money on a new copier, which we desperately need.","text_w_direction":"We should spend this money on a new copier, which we desperately need.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21133,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, break it down in terms of, um... okay, I-I think I'm getting you...","text_w_direction":"Okay, break it down in terms of, um... okay, I-I think I'm getting you...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21134,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Guess what, everybody? Christmas has come early this year. Oscar, very smartly, has discovered an extra $4300 in the budget. Thank you, Oscar. And I have decided with that money I am going to buy a new, drum roll please... Can anybody guess?","text_w_direction":"Guess what, everybody? Christmas has come early this year. Oscar, very smartly, has discovered an extra $4300 in the budget. Thank you, Oscar. And I have decided with that money I am going to buy a new, drum roll please... [imitates drum roll] Can anybody guess?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21135,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"New chairs?","text_w_direction":"New chairs?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21136,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"No, a new copier! Unless everybody can agree on something better?","text_w_direction":"No, a new copier! [only Oscar applauds] Unless everybody can agree on something better?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21137,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Oscar","text":"No, no, please. Please do not do this.","text_w_direction":"No, no, please. Please do not do this.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21138,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Yes, Michael, new chairs. These chairs are terrible. We were supposed to get new ones last year.","text_w_direction":"Yes, Michael, new chairs. These chairs are terrible. We were supposed to get new ones last year.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21139,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"So... we all agree to get new chairs then. Good?","text_w_direction":"So... we all agree to get new chairs then. Good?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21140,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Good? Yeah, he said good, I'm good...","text_w_direction":"[over indistinct conversation] Good? Yeah, he said good, I'm good...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21141,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Oscar","text":"Now listen, we are a paper company. How can we take pride in our jobs if we have to put our fine paper in this wretched machine?","text_w_direction":"Now listen, we are a paper company. How can we take pride in our jobs if we have to put our fine paper in this wretched machine?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21142,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Oscar, no. This is not the time for one of your principled stands.","text_w_direction":"Oscar, no. This is not the time for one of your principled stands.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21143,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Oscar","text":"Pam, you make more copies than anyone.","text_w_direction":"Pam, you make more copies than anyone.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21144,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Exactly. That should tell you how terrible the chairs are.","text_w_direction":"Exactly. That should tell you how terrible the chairs are.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21145,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Okay, good suggestions. All good suggestions. Uh, let's just decide and agree upon one.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Okay, good suggestions. All good suggestions. Uh, let's just decide and agree upon one.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21146,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Stanley","text":"I'm with Pam. Chairs.","text_w_direction":"I'm with Pam. Chairs.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21147,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Alright, so, teams forming.","text_w_direction":"Alright, so, teams forming.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21148,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Toby","text":"We should really have the office's air quality tested. We have radon coming from below, we have asbestos in the ceilings. These are silent killers.","text_w_direction":"We should really have the office's air quality tested. We have radon coming from below, we have asbestos in the ceilings. These are silent killers.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21149,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"You are the silent killer. Go back to the annex.","text_w_direction":"You are the silent killer. Go back to the annex.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21150,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Toby","text":"You'll see.","text_w_direction":"You'll see.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21151,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Michael?","text_w_direction":"Michael?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21152,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21153,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"I've talked to Meredith, Stanley and Jim about the chairs. I know they're with me on this.","text_w_direction":"I've talked to Meredith, Stanley and Jim about the chairs. I know they're with me on this.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21154,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, actually, I'm gonna go with copier.","text_w_direction":"Uh, actually, I'm gonna go with copier.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21155,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"What? Jim.","text_w_direction":"What? Jim.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21156,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Ever since Pam and I started dating, I just feel weird asking her to make copies for me. So, I make my own copies. And that copier sucks. Let me tell you, I-But you know what? Pam and I don't have to agree on everything.","text_w_direction":"Ever since Pam and I started dating, I just feel weird asking her to make copies for me. So, I make my own copies. And that copier sucks. Let me tell you, I-But you know what? Pam and I don't have to agree on everything.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21157,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Meredith","text":"Jim, good for you, standing up to Pam like that.","text_w_direction":"Jim, good for you, standing up to Pam like that.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21158,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Creed","text":"The balls on you, man.","text_w_direction":"The balls on you, man.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21159,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Oscar","text":"So Michael, what do you think?","text_w_direction":"So Michael, what do you think?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21160,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Why me?","text_w_direction":"Why me?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21161,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"You have to make the decision.","text_w_direction":"You have to make the decision.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21162,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Wow, okay. Well... I swallowed all your ideas, I'm going to digest them and see what comes out the other end.","text_w_direction":"Wow, okay. Well... I swallowed all your ideas, I'm going to digest them and see what comes out the other end.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21163,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Dwight, I'm a little concerned about some of these directions to Schrute Farms...","text_w_direction":"Dwight, I'm a little concerned about some of these directions to Schrute Farms...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21164,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, do tell.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, do tell.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21165,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"I mean, like, \"156 paces from the light red mailbox, make a left.\"","text_w_direction":"I mean, like, \"156 paces from the light red mailbox, make a left.\"","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21166,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Mmhmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmhmm.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21167,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"\"Walk until you hear the beehive.\"","text_w_direction":"\"Walk until you hear the beehive.\"","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21168,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"How could it be more clear?","text_w_direction":"How could it be more clear?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21169,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"I think Andy makes an excellent point.","text_w_direction":"I think Andy makes an excellent point.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21170,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21171,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"But my biggest concern is that there's only one bathroom.","text_w_direction":"But my biggest concern is that there's only one bathroom.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21172,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"We'll dig a trench. As long as it's downhill from the well, we should be fine.","text_w_direction":"We'll dig a trench. As long as it's downhill from the well, we should be fine.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21173,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"Nana Mimi cannot squat over some trench.","text_w_direction":"Nana Mimi cannot squat over some trench.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21174,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Well we're not gonna put out stumps, come on.","text_w_direction":"Well we're not gonna put out stumps, come on.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21175,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Let's three-way this little issue, and come to a solution by the time we get to Schrute Farms, how's that for a plan?","text_w_direction":"Let's three-way this little issue, and come to a solution by the time we get to Schrute Farms, how's that for a plan?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21176,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"We're getting married at Schrute Farms, no matter what. I have looked at twelve venues, I have lost eight deposits, and I have seen Angela naked zero times. I am not losing another deposit.","text_w_direction":"We're getting married at Schrute Farms, no matter what. I have looked at twelve venues, I have lost eight deposits, and I have seen Angela naked zero times. I am not losing another deposit.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21177,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21178,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21179,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"So um, I've been thinking about this whole chair/copier thing...","text_w_direction":"So um, I've been thinking about this whole chair/copier thing...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21180,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Mmhmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmhmm.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21181,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"I really think you should reconsider.","text_w_direction":"I really think you should reconsider.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21182,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, Pam, I really... hate that copier.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Pam, I really... hate that copier.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21183,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, I know.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I know.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21184,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21185,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"But I really think you should reconsider.","text_w_direction":"But I really think you should reconsider.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21186,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Beesly, are you threatening me?","text_w_direction":"Beesly, are you threatening me?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21187,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Jim. Jim, Jim, Jim. I'm not threatening you. I love you. But you should know, you're on very dangerous ground. All right.","text_w_direction":"Jim. Jim, Jim, Jim. I'm not threatening you. I love you. [whispers] But you should know, you're on very dangerous ground [kisses Jim]. [at normal volume] All right.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21188,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21189,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Whew.","text_w_direction":"[shudders] Whew.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21190,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"This is where you'll have your receiving line. Of course we'll clear out all the livestock and hay and such.","text_w_direction":"This is where you'll have your receiving line. Of course we'll clear out all the livestock and hay and such.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21191,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Hmm... mm, what's that smell?","text_w_direction":"Hmm... mm, what's that smell?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21192,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"You're gonna need to be more specific.","text_w_direction":"You're gonna need to be more specific.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21193,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"Manure. Get rid of it.","text_w_direction":"Manure. Get rid of it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21194,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Manure covers up the small of the slaughterhouse.","text_w_direction":"Manure covers up the small of the slaughterhouse.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21195,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"Do you have to slaughter on our wedding day?","text_w_direction":"Do you have to slaughter on our wedding day?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21196,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"You wanna eat, don't you?","text_w_direction":"You wanna eat, don't you?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21197,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"Honey, say something!","text_w_direction":"Honey, say something!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21198,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Uh, Dwight, if we pay extra, could you slaughter the entrees the day before?","text_w_direction":"Uh, Dwight, if we pay extra, could you slaughter the entrees the day before?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21199,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"...I'll consider it.","text_w_direction":"...I'll consider it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21200,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"See? That's how you do it! Makin' progress here. ...Darn! Heh.","text_w_direction":"See? That's how you do it! Makin' progress here. [steps in manure, trying to laugh it off] ...Darn! Heh.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21201,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"There's a hose out back.","text_w_direction":"There's a hose out back.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21202,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21203,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Remember, you were gonna get a new chair, and you were gonna give your old chair to me. Remember that?","text_w_direction":"Remember, you were gonna get a new chair, and you were gonna give your old chair to me. Remember that?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21204,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21205,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Well that never happened.","text_w_direction":"Well that never happened.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21206,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Oscar","text":"Michael?","text_w_direction":"Michael?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21207,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know. I haven't decided yet.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. I haven't decided yet.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21208,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Oscar","text":"I'm just gonna grab some lunch. You wanna come with?","text_w_direction":"I'm just gonna grab some lunch. You wanna come with?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21209,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Really? Absolutely! Yeah, that would be amazing.","text_w_direction":"Really? Absolutely! Yeah, that would be amazing.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21210,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Woah, you guys going to lunch?","text_w_direction":"Woah, you guys going to lunch?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21211,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21212,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Mind if I join?","text_w_direction":"Mind if I join?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21213,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Ohh, God!","text_w_direction":"Ohh, God!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21214,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21215,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21216,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Let's go.","text_w_direction":"Let's go.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21217,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Best lunch ever! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!","text_w_direction":"Best lunch ever! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21218,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Let's do it.","text_w_direction":"Let's do it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21219,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"All right! Cool!","text_w_direction":"All right! Cool!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21220,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Where we going?","text_w_direction":"Where we going?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21221,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I have no idea.","text_w_direction":"I have no idea.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21222,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"So, I guess that's how they're gonna play this. It is on. It is so on.","text_w_direction":"So, I guess that's how they're gonna play this. It is on. [very serious] It is so on.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21223,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Look, I really need this new chair. I mean, seriously, how is it possible that in five years I've had two engagement rings, and only one chair?","text_w_direction":"Look, I really need this new chair. I mean, seriously, how is it possible that in five years I've had two engagement rings, and only one chair?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21224,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Oscar","text":"Stop it! Michael.","text_w_direction":"[laughing uproariously with Michael and Jim] Stop it! Michael.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21225,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Michael, that is hilarious.","text_w_direction":"Michael, that is hilarious.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21226,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, is somebody making fun of me?","text_w_direction":"[through the laughter] Oh, is somebody making fun of me?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21227,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Oscar","text":"The best. Great friends. Thank you, Michael.","text_w_direction":"The best. Great friends. Thank you, Michael. [all three are still laughing]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21228,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Ahh... I got you some tiramisu. No hard feelings.","text_w_direction":"Ahh... I got you some tiramisu. No hard feelings.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21229,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Aww.","text_w_direction":"Aww.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21230,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21231,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"That's cool. Mm, good stuff.","text_w_direction":"That's cool. [opens the container and smells the tiramisu] Mm, good stuff. [throws it in the garbage]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21232,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"You look really pretty.","text_w_direction":"You look really pretty.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21233,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. [goes to Michael's office and knocks on the door]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21234,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21235,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Michael?","text_w_direction":"Michael?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21236,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21237,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21238,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, hey.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21239,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"You got a second?","text_w_direction":"You got a second?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21240,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I do.","text_w_direction":"I do.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21241,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, good.","text_w_direction":"Oh, good.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21242,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, that must've been so fun.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that must've been so fun.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21243,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"it was fun. We had a good time.","text_w_direction":"it was fun. We had a good time.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21244,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, have I told you you look really nice today?","text_w_direction":"Hey, have I told you you look really nice today?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21245,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, thank you.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thank you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21246,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, is that a new tie?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, is that a new tie?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21247,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Um, no, not... no. No, I got it at TJ Maxx, four dollars.","text_w_direction":"Um, no, not... no. No, I got it at TJ Maxx, four dollars.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21248,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"That is amazing!","text_w_direction":"That is amazing!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21249,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"You think that's good? Check out these pants. Nine dollars.","text_w_direction":"You think that's good? Check out these pants. Nine dollars.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21250,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21251,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Nine dollars. The boys' department.","text_w_direction":"Nine dollars. The boys' department.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21252,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21253,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Look at the ass. Check out the ass.","text_w_direction":"Look at the ass. Check out the ass.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21254,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"No way!","text_w_direction":"[applauding] No way!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21255,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Look at that. Unh. Unh-unh.","text_w_direction":"Look at that. [begins dancing] Unh. Unh-unh.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21256,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah! Oh, so I guess Oscar and Jim were talking your ear off about the new copier.","text_w_direction":"Yeah! Oh, so I guess Oscar and Jim were talking your ear off about the new copier.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21257,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yes they were.","text_w_direction":"Yes they were.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21258,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21259,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"They were.","text_w_direction":"They were.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21260,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Here's what I was thinking","text_w_direction":"Here's what I was thinking[/b]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21261,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Mmhmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmhmm.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21262,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"But not everyone...","text_w_direction":"But not everyone...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21263,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Sits on a copier.","text_w_direction":"Sits on a copier.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21264,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Or even uses the copier every day.","text_w_direction":"Or even uses the copier every day.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21265,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21266,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, right?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, right?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21267,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Very valid.","text_w_direction":"Very valid.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21268,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"...That's it.","text_w_direction":"...That's it. [giggles]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21269,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21270,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"All right, see you later...","text_w_direction":"All right, see you later...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21271,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"See ya.","text_w_direction":"See ya.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21272,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Hot tie guy.","text_w_direction":"Hot tie guy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21273,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Hahaha!... well...","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Hahaha!... well...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21274,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Have you made a decision on the butter sculpture?","text_w_direction":"Have you made a decision on the butter sculpture?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21275,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"No. I haven't thought of it.","text_w_direction":"No. I haven't thought of it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21276,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay. Cow, goat or sheep. It's not that hard.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Cow, goat or sheep. It's not that hard.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21277,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"I would like cat.","text_w_direction":"I would like cat.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21278,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Cats don't make butter.","text_w_direction":"Cats don't make butter.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21279,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"I would like cow butter sculpture of a cat.","text_w_direction":"I would like cow butter sculpture of a cat.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21280,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"It doesn't make any sense.","text_w_direction":"It doesn't make any sense.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21281,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"Yes it does!","text_w_direction":"Yes it does!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21282,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Okay, guys!","text_w_direction":"Okay, guys!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21283,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"I want a butter sculpture of a cat!","text_w_direction":"I want a butter sculpture of a cat!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21284,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Cow, goat or sheep.","text_w_direction":"Cow, goat or sheep.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21285,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"What is this? All right, we're all on the same team. Is it- Damn! Why is that in the kitchen?!","text_w_direction":"What is this? All right, we're all on the same team. Is it- [steps in manure] Damn! Why is that in the kitchen?!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21286,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"You might want to consider changing teams, because we would-we would love to have you.","text_w_direction":"[Pam is making copies and is struggling with the machine] You might want to consider changing teams, because we would-we would love to have you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21287,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"No, copier's great.","text_w_direction":"No, copier's great.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21288,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21289,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah. I have my copies.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I have my copies. [holds up messed up copies]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21290,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"There they are.","text_w_direction":"There they are.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21291,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"And I have my original.","text_w_direction":"And I have my original. [holds up original paper, ripped in half]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21292,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"You got it.","text_w_direction":"You got it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21293,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"So suck it.","text_w_direction":"So suck it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21294,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21295,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21296,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kevin","text":"Michael, I got you a hot chocolate. I hope that's okay.","text_w_direction":"Michael, I got you a hot chocolate. I hope that's okay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21297,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, thank you my dear.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thank you my dear.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21298,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kelly","text":"Wait, Michael! Let me open the door for you.","text_w_direction":"Wait, Michael! Let me open the door for you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21299,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, well, chivalry is not dead after all. Okay...","text_w_direction":"Oh, well, chivalry is not dead after all. Okay...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21300,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Stanley","text":"There he is!","text_w_direction":"There he is!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21301,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"There he is! Hello, hello!","text_w_direction":"There he is! Hello, hello!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21302,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Phyllis","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21303,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Hello! Good to see you! Good to see you.","text_w_direction":"Hello! Good to see you! Good to see you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21304,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21305,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Mm! Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Mm! [gives Jim a high five] Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21306,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"There's that ass!","text_w_direction":"There's that ass!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21307,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Hey hey! Yeah! Unh!","text_w_direction":"Hey hey! Yeah! Unh!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21308,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Woo! Yeah. Aw, don't take it away!","text_w_direction":"Woo! Yeah. Aw, don't take it away!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21309,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Oh... ah, I almost choked.","text_w_direction":"Oh... ah, I almost choked.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21310,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Here's another place.","text_w_direction":"Here's another place.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21311,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"It's beautiful.","text_w_direction":"It's beautiful.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21312,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Hey-o!","text_w_direction":"Hey-o!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21313,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"So... why don't we try this out, we'll see what would happen. Give it a little test drive, what do you say? You pretend to be Angela's father, you will play Angela, and uh, I will pretend to be you. That way you can see what it looks like when you're up here.","text_w_direction":"So... why don't we try this out, we'll see what would happen. Give it a little test drive, what do you say? You pretend to be Angela's father, you will play Angela, and uh, I will pretend to be you. That way you can see what it looks like when you're up here.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21314,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"","text_w_direction":"[whistling Pachelbel's \"Canon in D;\" switches to singing then back to whistling]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21315,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"Hello, I'm Angela Martin, and-","text_w_direction":"[to minister] Hello, I'm Angela Martin, and-","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21316,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"I'm Andy.","text_w_direction":"I'm Andy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21317,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"I work with Dwight.","text_w_direction":"I work with Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21318,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"He doesn't understand a word you're saying.","text_w_direction":"He doesn't understand a word you're saying.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21319,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21320,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Although born just minutes from here, he speaks only German. Closed society. So, now, after the readings by all of your sisters, we will arrive at the vows. So, Konrad... And away we go. This is a little taste of the ceremony, if you will. He's explaining why we're here, what we're doing here, making introductions, blah blah blah... Then he's gonna have Andy repeat a bunch of stuff. He's gonna ask Andy to produce a ring. I have uh, now just uh... just some twine for our purposes, and you will put the ring on her finger. Yadda yadda, then he's going to ask Andy, uh, if he would like to marry Angela. And you will reply, \"I do.\" And then he's going to ask Angela if she would like to marry Andy, to which you will reply...","text_w_direction":"Although born just minutes from here, he speaks only German. Closed society. So, now, after the readings by all of your sisters, we will arrive at the vows. So, Konrad... [speaks German to minister; minister begins speaking in German] And away we go. This is a little taste of the ceremony, if you will. He's explaining why we're here, what we're doing here, making introductions, blah blah blah... Then he's gonna have Andy repeat a bunch of stuff. He's gonna ask Andy to produce a ring. I have uh, now just uh... just some twine for our purposes, and you will put the ring on her finger. Yadda yadda, then he's going to ask Andy, uh, if he would like to marry Angela. And you will reply, \"I do.\" [Andy mouths, \"I do\" silently] And then he's going to ask Angela if she would like to marry Andy, to which you will reply...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21321,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"I do.","text_w_direction":"I do.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21322,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"And there we go. Okay, and that's just about it. Man and wife.","text_w_direction":"And there we go. Okay, and that's just about it. Man and wife.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21323,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Hank","text":"Got a call about a problem up here.","text_w_direction":"Got a call about a problem up here.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21324,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Did somebody call Hank?","text_w_direction":"Did somebody call Hank?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21325,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Hank, thank God you're here. The office is at a crossroads.","text_w_direction":"Hank, thank God you're here. The office is at a crossroads.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21326,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Hank","text":"So, there's no security problem? You know, I hustled up the stairs.","text_w_direction":"So, there's no security problem? You know, I hustled up the stairs.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21327,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. I need your sage advice. And everyone, whatever Hank decides, that is the decision. That will resolve this issue. Yeah, take as many as you want.","text_w_direction":"Yes. I need your sage advice. And everyone, whatever Hank decides, that is the decision. That will resolve this issue. [Hank takes some jellybeans from Pam's jar] Yeah, take as many as you want.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21328,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Hank","text":"Thank you. Thank you. You know, it's nice and warm up here.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. Thank you. You know, it's nice and warm up here.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21329,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21330,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Hank","text":"So what are we talking about?","text_w_direction":"So what are we talking about?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21331,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Well, we have a surplus. Imagine that your parents give you money for a lemonade stand-","text_w_direction":"Okay. Well, we have a surplus. Imagine that your parents give you money for a lemonade stand-","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21332,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Hank","text":"I know what a surplus is.","text_w_direction":"I know what a surplus is.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21333,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, okay. Good. Good. Well, here's the thing. Some people want to use the surplus to buy a new copier. Other people are complaining about the chairs.","text_w_direction":"Oh, okay. Good. Good. Well, here's the thing. Some people want to use the surplus to buy a new copier. Other people are complaining about the chairs.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21334,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Hank","text":"Is that the copier?","text_w_direction":"Is that the copier?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21335,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"It is, yes.","text_w_direction":"It is, yes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21336,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Hank","text":"Hmm.","text_w_direction":"[inspects the copier] Hmm.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21337,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21338,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Hank","text":"I was just thinking. Let me see a chair.","text_w_direction":"I was just thinking. Let me see a chair.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21339,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21340,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"You can try mine.","text_w_direction":"You can try mine.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21341,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, there we go.","text_w_direction":"Oh, there we go.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21342,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Hank","text":"Hmm, not much lumbar support.","text_w_direction":"Hmm, not much lumbar support.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21343,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Now everyone, bear in mind once again that whatever Hank says goes. He is an impartial third party.","text_w_direction":"Now everyone, bear in mind once again that whatever Hank says goes. He is an impartial third party.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21344,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Hank","text":"On the one hand, this copier is very old. You should see some of the new copiers they have. You would not believe what they do.","text_w_direction":"On the one hand, this copier is very old. You should see some of the new copiers they have. You would not believe what they do.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21345,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"So, the copier.","text_w_direction":"So, the copier.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21346,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Hank","text":"Well, let me finish.","text_w_direction":"Well, let me finish.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21347,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"All right, yes.","text_w_direction":"All right, yes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21348,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Hank","text":"Now the chairs. The chairs are very weak. Very weak chairs. I could not sit all day in this chair.","text_w_direction":"Now the chairs. The chairs are very weak. Very weak chairs. I could not sit all day in this chair.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21349,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Well, what should I do?","text_w_direction":"Well, what should I do?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21350,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Hank","text":"...Let me see the copier again.","text_w_direction":"...Let me see the copier again.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21351,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"All right, get out. Get out.","text_w_direction":"All right, get out. Get out.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21352,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"Dwight, I thought I knew what I wanted. And then, being here with you and the German Mennonite minister... it just all felt right. I made a mistake picking Andy.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, I thought I knew what I wanted. And then, being here with you and the German Mennonite minister... it just all felt right. I made a mistake picking Andy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21353,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"I know you did. And that's why I have taken care of everything.","text_w_direction":"I know you did. And that's why I have taken care of everything.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21354,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"What do you mean?","text_w_direction":"What do you mean?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21355,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Well Monkey, he's a real minister. And you said, \"I do.\" And I said, \"I do.\" And Andy wasn't signing a receipt; he was signing our marriage certificate as a witness.","text_w_direction":"Well Monkey, he's a real minister. And you said, \"I do.\" And I said, \"I do.\" And Andy wasn't signing a receipt; he was signing our marriage certificate as a witness.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21356,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"Dwight! That doesn't count!","text_w_direction":"Dwight! That doesn't count!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21357,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes, of course it does.","text_w_direction":"Yes, of course it does.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21358,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"No, it doesn't!","text_w_direction":"No, it doesn't!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21359,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"It does in the state of Pennsylvania.","text_w_direction":"It does in the state of Pennsylvania.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21360,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"I didn't-","text_w_direction":"I didn't-","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21361,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Haha, Mrs. Schrute.","text_w_direction":"Haha, Mrs. Schrute.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21362,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"We are not married.","text_w_direction":"We are not married.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21363,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Wha...","text_w_direction":"Wha...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21364,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"Take this thing.","text_w_direction":"Take this thing. [takes off twine ring]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21365,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"My... It's not my fault you don't understand German; I've been telling you to take it for years!","text_w_direction":"My... It's not my fault you don't understand German; I've been telling you to take it for years!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21366,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Are we, uh... are we leaving or what? Ow!","text_w_direction":"Are we, uh... are we leaving or what? [Mose hits Andy in the head with a deflated ball] Ow!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21367,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"David","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"[on speakerphone] Michael.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21368,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Hey David- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm eating tiramisu. Some of the chocolate powder just went down my throat. I'm stopping now.","text_w_direction":"Hey David- [begins coughing violently] I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm eating tiramisu. Some of the chocolate powder just went down my throat. I'm stopping now.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21369,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"David","text":"Is this why you're calling me?","text_w_direction":"Is this why you're calling me?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21370,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no, no, no. No. I'm calling- I'm sorry.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no, no. No. I'm calling- [coughs again] I'm sorry.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21371,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"David","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21372,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Mm. I'm calling because, um, we have a stupid budget surplus, and people-everybody wants something different.","text_w_direction":"Mm. I'm calling because, um, we have a stupid budget surplus, and people-everybody wants something different.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21373,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"David","text":"You want me to weigh in on a minor budget issue?","text_w_direction":"You want me to weigh in on a minor budget issue?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21374,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no. I want you to make the decision so I'm not the bad guy.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no. I want you to make the decision so I'm not the bad guy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21375,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"David","text":"Well if I were you, I would just return the surplus and take the bonus.","text_w_direction":"Well if I were you, I would just return the surplus and take the bonus.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21376,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"The what now?","text_w_direction":"The what now?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21377,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"David","text":"Branch managers who come in under budget get 15% of the savings.","text_w_direction":"Branch managers who come in under budget get 15% of the savings.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21378,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"...Like a tip? $645?!","text_w_direction":"...Like a tip? [calculates amount] $645?!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21379,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I hate disappointing just one person. And I really hate disappointing everyone. But I love Burlington Coat Factory. You go in there with $645, you are literally a king.","text_w_direction":"I hate disappointing just one person. And I really hate disappointing everyone. But I love Burlington Coat Factory. You go in there with $645, you are literally a king.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21380,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"We have that going out Tuesday... Okay? Sure, no, I can... I'll double-check that for you.","text_w_direction":"[on the phone] We have that going out Tuesday... Okay? Sure, no, I can... I'll double-check that for you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21381,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"All right, attention everyone.","text_w_direction":"All right, attention everyone.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21382,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Let me call you right back. Okay.","text_w_direction":"Let me call you right back. Okay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21383,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I have made my decision. We do not need a new copier. We do not need new chairs. This copier... is... working perfectly.","text_w_direction":"I have made my decision. We do not need a new copier. We do not need new chairs. This copier... is... [puts paper on glass and makes a copy, then takes paper from glass] working perfectly.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21384,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Oscar","text":"That's the original.","text_w_direction":"That's the original.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21385,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Pam, would you stand up for a sec? Hmm. See how relaxed I am? I like this chair. Offers good support, it is urkelnomically correct... it's a good chair. I think we're spoiled because we don't appreciate the things that we have. You think kids in Africa have chairs? No. They sit in big piles of garbage. You think they have copiers? They don't have copiers. They don't even- Gah! They don't even have paper. And we are spoiled because we throw out perfectly good tiramisu because it has a little tiny hair on it. My point I this","text_w_direction":"Pam, would you stand up for a sec? [sits in Pam's chair] Hmm. See how relaxed I am? I like this chair. [slowly sinking into the chair] Offers good support, it is urkelnomically correct... it's a good chair. I think we're spoiled because we don't appreciate the things that we have. You think kids in Africa have chairs? No. They sit in big piles of garbage. You think they have copiers? [the chair has slowly lowered itself almost to where Michael is not visible over the desk] They don't have copiers. They don't even- [struggles to get up from Pam's chair] Gah! They don't even have paper. And we are spoiled because we throw out perfectly good tiramisu because it has a little tiny hair on it. My point I this","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21386,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Oscar","text":"Do you know?","text_w_direction":"Do you know?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21387,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Do I know what?","text_w_direction":"Do I know what?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21388,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Oscar","text":"I think you know.","text_w_direction":"I think you know.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21389,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Mm, no...","text_w_direction":"Mm, no...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21390,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Phyllis","text":"Know what?","text_w_direction":"Know what?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21391,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, know what?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, know what?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21392,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Oscar","text":"Does anyone happen to know what 15% of 4300 is?","text_w_direction":"Does anyone happen to know what 15% of 4300 is?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21393,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"$645.","text_w_direction":"$645.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21394,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kevin","text":"Michael's a genius.","text_w_direction":"Michael's a genius.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21395,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Right.","text_w_direction":"Right.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21396,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Oscar","text":"Why'd you say dollars?","text_w_direction":"Why'd you say dollars?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21397,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Because that is how my mind works.","text_w_direction":"Because that is how my mind works.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21398,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Oscar","text":"What's 15% of 200? Thank you. Everyone, Michael is returning the surplus so he can keep 15% as a bonus.","text_w_direction":"What's 15% of 200? [Michael doesn't answer] Thank you. Everyone, Michael is returning the surplus so he can keep 15% as a bonus.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21399,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Wait, what?","text_w_direction":"Wait, what?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21400,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"You can do that?","text_w_direction":"You can do that?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21401,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kevin","text":"Hey Michael, what's 394 times 5,912?","text_w_direction":"Hey Michael, what's 394 times 5,912?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21402,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Let's see...","text_w_direction":"Let's see...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21403,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"You're gonna give yourself a bonus of $645 instead of getting the entire office something it really needs?","text_w_direction":"You're gonna give yourself a bonus of $645 instead of getting the entire office something it really needs?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21404,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I don't need $645; I already have $645, more or less.","text_w_direction":"I don't need $645; I already have $645, more or less.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21405,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Oscar","text":"You're gonna get us a copier then?","text_w_direction":"You're gonna get us a copier then?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21406,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"This is so stupid.","text_w_direction":"This is so stupid.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21407,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Or chairs?","text_w_direction":"Or chairs?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21408,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"This is so, so stupid. And, God... that's my phone.","text_w_direction":"This is so, so stupid. And, God... [looks at his watch] that's my phone.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21409,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Stanley","text":"I didn't hear a phone.","text_w_direction":"I didn't hear a phone.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21410,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"To be continued!","text_w_direction":"To be continued!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21411,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"No, I don't-this doesn't change anything. I have a very important decision to make. We need a new copier. We need new chairs. And I need to figure out a way to keep this money without having everybody hate me.","text_w_direction":"No, I don't-this doesn't change anything. I have a very important decision to make. We need a new copier. We need new chairs. And I need to figure out a way to keep this money without having everybody hate me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21412,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Hey Tuna, check it out. Tuna sandwich. Just like you. What-","text_w_direction":"Hey Tuna, check it out. Tuna sandwich. Just like you. [Angela walks over to Andy] What-","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21413,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"Now, I have to take care of a legal issue.","text_w_direction":"[kisses Andy passionately in his chair] Now, I have to take care of a legal issue.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21414,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Was that hot or what?","text_w_direction":"Was that hot or what?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21415,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"So what's it gonna be?","text_w_direction":"So what's it gonna be?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21416,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Oscar","text":"Michael, you have to make a decision. The day is almost done.","text_w_direction":"Michael, you have to make a decision. The day is almost done.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21417,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Let me just say, you've been promising me this chair since the day you hired me.","text_w_direction":"Let me just say, you've been promising me this chair since the day you hired me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21418,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Oscar","text":"You are a smart guy. I know you'll do the right thing.","text_w_direction":"You are a smart guy. I know you'll do the right thing.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21419,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"You think it's easy?","text_w_direction":"[groans in frustration] You think it's easy?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21420,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Stanley","text":"It's your job.","text_w_direction":"It's your job.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21421,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, you know what? Why don't you guys deal with it? I am going to get up, and I am going to be out in the common area. But you need to decide; otherwise I'm taking the bonus. All right?","text_w_direction":"Okay, you know what? Why don't you guys deal with it? I am going to get up, and I am going to be out in the common area. But you need to decide; otherwise I'm taking the bonus. All right?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21422,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"It is a classic management tactic. You have two sides, a deadline, you know that neither of them are gonna concede. What you do is you put 'em in a room, and you just- Hey.","text_w_direction":"It is a classic management tactic. You have two sides, a deadline, you know that neither of them are gonna concede. What you do is you put 'em in a room, and you just- [Pam and Oscar come to the door of kitchen] Hey.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21423,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21424,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Oscar","text":"Hey, we're going with the chairs.","text_w_direction":"Hey, we're going with the chairs.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21425,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21426,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Oscar","text":"I just figured I'd rather have new chairs than nothing at all.","text_w_direction":"I just figured I'd rather have new chairs than nothing at all.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21427,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Thanks Michael.","text_w_direction":"Thanks Michael.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21428,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Good work. I'm proud of you. Mother-","text_w_direction":"Good work. I'm proud of you. [Pam and Oscar leave] Mother-","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21429,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"What did we learn this week? Well, one, thanks to me, my team is much, much faster at coming to decisions than I thought they would be. Number two, never buy a fur coat with a credit card until you absolutely have the money to pay for it. And three, you should know that some people think it's cool to throw buckets of fake blood on you as you are walking out of Burlington Coat Factory.","text_w_direction":"[wearing a fur coat] What did we learn this week? Well, one, thanks to me, my team is much, much faster at coming to decisions than I thought they would be. Number two, never buy a fur coat with a credit card until you absolutely have the money to pay for it. And three, [camera zooms out to see fake blood is splattered on the fur coat] you should know that some people think it's cool to throw buckets of fake blood on you as you are walking out of Burlington Coat Factory.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21430,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Truce?","text_w_direction":"Truce?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21431,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, I guess, since I won.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I guess, since I won.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21432,"season":5,"episode":10,"episode_name":"The Surplus","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, you did win. You did win. Anyway, I'm going to need three copies of each of these, stapled and collated. Totally kidding. I'm gonna need four.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you did win. You did win. Anyway, I'm going to need three copies of each of these, stapled and collated. [begins to walk away, then turns back] Totally kidding. [leans in, whispers] I'm gonna need four. [kisses Pam]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2070,"air_date":"2008-12-04"}
{"index":21433,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"What is this?","text_w_direction":"What is this?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21434,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Happy Holidays, Dwight. But do not open it till Christmas.","text_w_direction":"Happy Holidays, Dwight. But do not open it till Christmas.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21435,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"You're so pathetic. How long did this take you? Three hours?","text_w_direction":"You're so pathetic. How long did this take you? Three hours?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21436,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Five minutes actually. I am a black belt in gift wrapping.","text_w_direction":"Five minutes actually. I am a black belt in gift wrapping.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21437,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, no such thing. They don't give out black belts for things that are stupid. Well, I hope it was worth it, cause I'm gonna take it apart in about five minutes.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, no such thing. They don't give out black belts for things that are stupid. [scoffs] Well, I hope it was worth it, cause I'm gonna take it apart in about five minutes.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21438,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"I think it'll take you a little longer than that.","text_w_direction":"I think it'll take you a little longer than that.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21439,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Really? If I can skin a mule deer in less than ten minutes, I ought to be able to cut my --","text_w_direction":"Really? If I can skin a mule deer in less than ten minutes, I ought to be able to cut my -- [sets briefcase on desk and sits in chair, desk and chair are made of paper, Dwight crashes to the floor]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21440,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"Eh...","text_w_direction":"Eh...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21441,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"I'm sorry. It's the largest one I have.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry. It's the largest one I have.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21442,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"I will not be the big guy in the tiny hat.","text_w_direction":"I will not be the big guy in the tiny hat. [Kevin is wearing the same hat]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21443,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"This is the first Christmas party I am throwing as head of the party planning committee. The theme is \"Nights in Morocco\". This isn't your grandmothers Christmas party. Unless of course she's from Morocco, in which case it's very accurate.","text_w_direction":"This is the first Christmas party I am throwing as head of the party planning committee. The theme is \"Nights in Morocco\". This isn't your grandmothers Christmas party. Unless of course she's from Morocco, in which case it's very accurate.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21444,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, Phyllis, do I need this invite to get in to the party?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Phyllis, do I need this invite to get in to the party?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21445,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21446,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Awesome. I think this is going to be the best Christmas party ever.","text_w_direction":"Awesome. I think this is going to be the best Christmas party ever.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21447,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"Angela. You're going to move this for the party right? It's not on theme.","text_w_direction":"Angela. You're going to move this for the party right? It's not on theme.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21448,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"It's the nativity scene.","text_w_direction":"It's the nativity scene.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21449,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"Alright. You can keep your camel, sheep, elephant and the north African king can stay. Everything else goes in the drawer.","text_w_direction":"Alright. You can keep your camel, sheep, elephant and the north African king can stay. Everything else goes in the drawer.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21450,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"I am not going to judge Phyllis for desecrating Christmas. There is one person who will though and Phyllis just stuffed him into a drawer.","text_w_direction":"I am not going to judge Phyllis for desecrating Christmas. There is one person who will though and Phyllis just stuffed him into a drawer.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21451,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"I need you to get rid of the tree.","text_w_direction":"I need you to get rid of the tree.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21452,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"But--","text_w_direction":"But--","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21453,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21454,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh, I don't think it's blackmail. Angela just does what I ask her to do so I won't tell everyone that she's cheating on Andy with Dwight. I think for it to be black mail, it would have to be a formal letter.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I don't think it's blackmail. Angela just does what I ask her to do so I won't tell everyone that she's cheating on Andy with Dwight. I think for it to be black mail, it would have to be a formal letter.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21455,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Ah. You brought in your doll collection.","text_w_direction":"Ah. You brought in your doll collection.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21456,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"These are not dolls, Jim. These are commodities. Same as gold or oil.","text_w_direction":"These are not dolls, Jim. These are commodities. Same as gold or oil.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21457,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Every year I do research to determine which toy will be the most popular of the Christmas season. This year it's a doll. Half girl, half unicorn. Catchphrase","text_w_direction":"Every year I do research to determine which toy will be the most popular of the Christmas season. This year it's a doll. Half girl, half unicorn. Catchphrase","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21458,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"That's the Christmas spirit.","text_w_direction":"That's the Christmas spirit.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21459,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"I am simply punishing those parents that would wait till the last minute to get their child a gift. And such a genetically improbable one. Look at that. How does that happen? King has s*x with a unicorn? Man with a horn has s*x with a royal horse?","text_w_direction":"I am simply punishing those parents that would wait till the last minute to get their child a gift. And such a genetically improbable one. Look at that. How does that happen? King has s*x with a unicorn? Man with a horn has s*x with a royal horse?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21460,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21461,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, hey, is that Princess Unicorn? I thought they were all sold out.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey, is that Princess Unicorn? I thought they were all sold out.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21462,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"They are now.","text_w_direction":"They are now.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21463,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Cool. My horn can pierce the sky.","text_w_direction":"Cool. [sings] My horn can pierce the sky.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21464,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"This is equal parts scotch, absinthe, rum, gin, vermouth, triple sec, and two packs of Splenda. Call it a one of everything.","text_w_direction":"This is equal parts scotch, absinthe, rum, gin, vermouth, triple sec, and two packs of Splenda. Call it a one of everything.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21465,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"Oh... my... GOD!!! Hit me again.","text_w_direction":"[drinks] Oh... my... GOD!!! [laughs] Hit me again.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21466,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Alright... One more time around the block.","text_w_direction":"Alright... One more time around the block.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21467,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"I will grant you one wish.","text_w_direction":"I will grant you one wish.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21468,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"I wish that you'd stop rubbing that lamp in that creepy way.","text_w_direction":"I wish that you'd stop rubbing that lamp in that creepy way.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21469,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Stupid. Everyone knows to ask for a hundred more wishes. Dumb.","text_w_direction":"Stupid. Everyone knows to ask for a hundred more wishes. [Pam laughs] Dumb.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21470,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, hey... Ange... check it out. There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance.","text_w_direction":"[sitting on floor playing the sitar] Hey, hey... Ange... check it out. [sings] There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance. [laughs]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21471,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"Really Andy? It's Christmas and your singing about nudity and France.","text_w_direction":"Really Andy? It's Christmas and your singing about nudity and France.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21472,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"There's a hole in the wall where the men can see it all.","text_w_direction":"[sings] There's a hole in the wall where the men can see it all.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21473,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Jim, Jim....","text_w_direction":"Jim, Jim....","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21474,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"What is it?","text_w_direction":"What is it?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21475,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"That is vodka and I mixed it with orange juice. I call it an orange-vod-juice...ka.","text_w_direction":"That is vodka and I mixed it with orange juice. I call it an orange-vod-juice...ka.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21476,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Wow, that is delicious.","text_w_direction":"Wow, that is delicious.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21477,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21478,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Can't believe no ones thought of that.","text_w_direction":"Can't believe no ones thought of that.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21479,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21480,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"Ahh yeah!!","text_w_direction":"[dancing drunkenly] Ahh yeah!!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21481,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"Belly dancing!","text_w_direction":"[continuing to dance, lifting her shirt] Belly dancing!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21482,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Guy buying doll","text":"120, 180... 200.","text_w_direction":"120, 180... 200.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21483,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21484,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Guy","text":"Thank you so much. My daughter is going to love this.","text_w_direction":"Thank you so much. My daughter is going to love this.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21485,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, so glad I could help.","text_w_direction":"Oh, so glad I could help.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21486,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Guy","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21487,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Merry Christmas.","text_w_direction":"Merry Christmas.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21488,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Guy","text":"You too.","text_w_direction":"You too.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21489,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-ka-ching.","text_w_direction":"Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-ka-ching.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21490,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, so this is what every day would be like if you hadn't left India.","text_w_direction":"[sighs] Oh, so this is what every day would be like if you hadn't left India.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21491,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, oh, oh, oh!","text_w_direction":"[Meredith's hair is on fire] Oh, oh, oh, oh!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21492,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"We got a live one! On fire!!","text_w_direction":"We got a live one! On fire!! [Dwight extinguishes Meredith]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21493,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"I'm all right. I'm all right.","text_w_direction":"I'm all right. I'm all right.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21494,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Sorry.","text_w_direction":"Sorry.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21495,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"We're back on the 5th, should we just do it then?","text_w_direction":"We're back on the 5th, should we just do it then?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21496,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Can not do it then. Monthly dental appointment, soft teeth","text_w_direction":"Can not do it then. Monthly dental appointment, soft teeth","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21497,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"What about February 2nd?","text_w_direction":"What about February 2nd?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21498,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Ah... would you want to do it on Groundhogs day?","text_w_direction":"Ah... would you want to do it on Groundhogs day?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21499,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"No, no. I celebrate privately.","text_w_direction":"No, no. I celebrate privately.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21500,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"That's cool.","text_w_direction":"That's cool.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21501,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Why don't we just do it now? We'll do it quickly.","text_w_direction":"Why don't we just do it now? We'll do it quickly.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21502,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"Now? It's our Christmas party.","text_w_direction":"Now? It's our Christmas party.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21503,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"We'll do it quickly.","text_w_direction":"We'll do it quickly.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21504,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Well what if we can't do it quickly.","text_w_direction":"Well what if we can't do it quickly.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21505,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"What if we can't do it quickly? What if we cant do it--","text_w_direction":"[mimicking] What if we can't do it quickly? What if we cant do it--","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21506,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"Do you know how to do an intervention?","text_w_direction":"Do you know how to do an intervention?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21507,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, shut up. Here we go. Everybody gather up.","text_w_direction":"Hey, shut up. Here we go. Everybody gather up.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21508,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"An intervention. It's sort of hard to describe, but really its-- it's a coming together... it's a surprise party for people who are-- who have addictions. And you get in their face and you scream at them and you make them feel really badly about themselves. And then they stop.","text_w_direction":"An intervention. It's sort of hard to describe, but really its-- it's a coming together... it's a surprise party for people who are-- who have addictions. And you get in their face and you scream at them and you make them feel really badly about themselves. And then they stop.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21509,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"It looks like we're going to be here for awhile, so why don't you make a little plate of hummus for everyone. Little triangles of pita, toasted on both sides, fanned so you can easily can grab them.","text_w_direction":"It looks like we're going to be here for awhile, so why don't you make a little plate of hummus for everyone. Little triangles of pita, toasted on both sides, fanned so you can easily can grab them.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21510,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"I don't--","text_w_direction":"I don't--","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21511,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"And napkins... fanned.","text_w_direction":"And napkins... fanned.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21512,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, how do you feel?","text_w_direction":"Okay, how do you feel?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21513,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"A little better. I threw up.","text_w_direction":"A little better. I threw up.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21514,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Uck... T.M.I.","text_w_direction":"Uck... T.M.I.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21515,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Fire girl. Too soon?","text_w_direction":"Fire girl. [looks around] Too soon?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21516,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21517,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, you know what I thought we should do is have a quick intervention and then get back to the party.","text_w_direction":"Okay, you know what I thought we should do is have a quick intervention and then get back to the party.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21518,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"Michael, we are only allowed to talk about Meredith's work performance. We can not ask her to stop drinking.","text_w_direction":"Michael, we are only allowed to talk about Meredith's work performance. We can not ask her to stop drinking.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21519,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I am not asking her to stop drinking. I am imploring her to quit being an alcoholic.","text_w_direction":"I am not asking her to stop drinking. I am imploring her to quit being an alcoholic.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21520,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"I'm not an alcoholic.","text_w_direction":"I'm not an alcoholic.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21521,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, obviously you are. Okay, everybody who thinks that Meredith is an alcoholic please raise your hand.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, obviously you are. Okay, everybody who thinks that Meredith is an alcoholic please raise your hand. [everyone raises their hand]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21522,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Aye.","text_w_direction":"Aye.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21523,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"The aye's have it.","text_w_direction":"The aye's have it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21524,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"I don't care what everyone thinks. I know I am not an alcoholic.","text_w_direction":"I don't care what everyone thinks. I know I am not an alcoholic.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21525,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Alright, well, let's look at this a little bit closer then shall we?","text_w_direction":"Alright, well, let's look at this a little bit closer then shall we? [pulls a piece of paper out of his pocket]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21526,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"When I was in college I used to get wicked hammered. My nickname was puke. I would chug a fifth of socos, sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people's empties, some brewskies, some Jell-O shots, do some body shots off myself, pass out, wake up the next morning, puke, rally, more soco, head to class. Probably would have gotten expelled if I had let it affect my grades, but I aced all my courses. They called me Ace. It was totally awesome. Got straight B's. They called me Buzz.","text_w_direction":"When I was in college I used to get wicked hammered. My nickname was puke. I would chug a fifth of socos, sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people's empties, some brewskies, some Jell-O shots, do some body shots off myself, pass out, wake up the next morning, puke, rally, more soco, head to class. Probably would have gotten expelled if I had let it affect my grades, but I aced all my courses. They called me Ace. It was totally awesome. Got straight B's. They called me Buzz.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21527,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Meredith, have you ever used alcohol to alter your mood or deliberately change your state of mind?","text_w_direction":"Meredith, have you ever used alcohol to alter your mood or deliberately change your state of mind?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21528,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21529,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Do you sometimes have a drink to celebrate a special occasion or mark a holiday?","text_w_direction":"Do you sometimes have a drink to celebrate a special occasion or mark a holiday?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21530,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"Obviously.","text_w_direction":"Obviously.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21531,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Have you ever under the influence of alcohol questioned the teachings of the Mormon church?","text_w_direction":"Have you ever under the influence of alcohol questioned the teachings of the Mormon church?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21532,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"Where did you get this?","text_w_direction":"Where did you get this?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21533,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I got it on a website, that's not important.","text_w_direction":"I got it on a website, that's not important.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21534,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"Michael, We should contact some experts. You don't know what your doing.","text_w_direction":"Michael, We should contact some experts. You don't know what your doing.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21535,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, you know what Toby? One of my employees is undergoing a crisis and I wish for just once you would take my side on this. I'm doing your job man. Hey, are you texting?","text_w_direction":"Okay, you know what Toby? One of my employees is undergoing a crisis and I wish for just once you would take my side on this. I'm doing your job man. Hey, are you texting?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21536,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"Yeah, 'cause this is kind of a drag.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, 'cause this is kind of a drag.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21537,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Alcohol is a drag. Yes. Here's what I'd like to do. I'd like to go around the room and have us each express to Meredith how her alcoholism has affected us. I'll begin. This Christmas party is perhaps the best Christmas party I have ever been to, but then you got so drunk that we had to stop and do this. That's how your drinking affected me. Anybody else? Another time when Meredith's drinking affected you? Come on people. If we don't say anything she's not going to get any better. Yes, Kevin.","text_w_direction":"Alcohol is a drag. Yes. Here's what I'd like to do. I'd like to go around the room and have us each express to Meredith how her alcoholism has affected us. I'll begin. This Christmas party is perhaps the best Christmas party I have ever been to, but then you got so drunk that we had to stop and do this. That's how your drinking affected me. Anybody else? Another time when Meredith's drinking affected you? Come on people. If we don't say anything she's not going to get any better. [Kevin raises his hand] Yes, Kevin.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21538,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Well, Meredith, there was that one time you bought movie tickets and then you got too drunk to go, so you gave them to me. And that was really cool.","text_w_direction":"Well, Meredith, there was that one time you bought movie tickets and then you got too drunk to go, so you gave them to me. And that was really cool.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21539,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"That's-- you didn't-- you weren't hurt by that.","text_w_direction":"That's-- you didn't-- you weren't hurt by that.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21540,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah, you said affected by it. Thanks again, Meredith.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you said affected by it. Thanks again, Meredith.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21541,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"You're welcome.","text_w_direction":"You're welcome.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21542,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, no, that's not what we're going for. Who has a problem with Meredith's drinking? It has to bother you. It bothers me. Right? How does it bother you? Dwight, don't you have anything?","text_w_direction":"Okay, no, that's not what we're going for. Who has a problem with Meredith's drinking? It has to bother you. It bothers me. Right? How does it bother you? Dwight, don't you have anything?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21543,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"No, I like Meredith.","text_w_direction":"No, I like Meredith.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21544,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Actually, I don't care for Meredith, but I don't believe in this kind of thing. In the Schrute family we believe in a five fingered intervention. Awareness, education, control, acceptance and punching.","text_w_direction":"Actually, I don't care for Meredith, but I don't believe in this kind of thing. In the Schrute family we believe in a five fingered intervention. [holds up his fist] Awareness, education, control, acceptance and punching.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21545,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Who is going to tell us the latest dirty joke? Who is going to tell us what you watched on television last night?","text_w_direction":"Who is going to tell us the latest dirty joke? Who is going to tell us what you watched on television last night?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21546,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"I am fine.","text_w_direction":"I am fine.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21547,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Was John Belushi fine? Was Bob Hope fine? Hey-- come here. If anything ever happened to you, I would be very angry at myself for not doing all that I could do.","text_w_direction":"Was John Belushi fine? Was Bob Hope fine? Hey-- come here. If anything ever happened to you, I would be very angry at myself for not doing all that I could do.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21548,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"I know I drink. I like to party","text_w_direction":"I know I drink. I like to party","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21549,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I want you to say I'm an alcoholic.","text_w_direction":"I want you to say I'm an alcoholic.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21550,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"I am not an alcoholic!","text_w_direction":"I am not an alcoholic!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21551,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"You can say it as loudly as you want, but we're not going to believe you.","text_w_direction":"You can say it as loudly as you want, but we're not going to believe you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21552,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"I was waiting until later to hand out this years gifts from corporate. I don't think they're appropriate anymore.","text_w_direction":"I was waiting until later to hand out this years gifts from corporate. [holds up shot glass] I don't think they're appropriate anymore.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21553,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"Please stop making me do these things.","text_w_direction":"Please stop making me do these things.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21554,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh, sorry, it's your job.","text_w_direction":"Oh, sorry, it's your job.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21555,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"But it's the season of mercy.","text_w_direction":"But it's the season of mercy.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21556,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"You never showed me mercy when you were in charge. Why aren't you wearing the hairnet?","text_w_direction":"You never showed me mercy when you were in charge. Why aren't you wearing the hairnet?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21557,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"I lost it.","text_w_direction":"I lost it. [Phyllis glares at her until Angela pulls out the hairnet and puts it on]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21558,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"Ok... nice.","text_w_direction":"Ok... nice.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21559,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"I don't mind telling you that I have an addiction. I do. To p0rn.","text_w_direction":"I don't mind telling you that I have an addiction. I do. To p0rn.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21560,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Alright, no, no, no. No. That is the image, I think we can all agree is very disgusting. But you know what, Meredith, you lit your hair on fire today. What about tomorrow.? What is going to happen when you come into work and you're dead?","text_w_direction":"[amid groans from the rest of the office] Alright, no, no, no. No. That is the image, I think we can all agree is very disgusting. But you know what, Meredith, you lit your hair on fire today. What about tomorrow.? What is going to happen when you come into work and you're dead?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21561,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"I stab her in the brain with a wooden stick.","text_w_direction":"I stab her in the brain with a wooden stick.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21562,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"There are several ways to kill a zombie, but the most satisfying one is to stab it in the brain with a wooden stick.","text_w_direction":"There are several ways to kill a zombie, but the most satisfying one is to stab it in the brain with a wooden stick.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21563,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Everyone in this room loves you, but mark my words, we are not going to support your alcoholism anymore. The next time you light yourself on fire we are not going to help put you out.","text_w_direction":"Everyone in this room loves you, but mark my words, we are not going to support your alcoholism anymore. The next time you light yourself on fire we are not going to help put you out.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21564,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, as fire marshal I would have to.","text_w_direction":"Oh, as fire marshal I would have to.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21565,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight--","text_w_direction":"Dwight--","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21566,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"She is a hazard to the other people of the office.","text_w_direction":"She is a hazard to the other people of the office.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21567,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"...okay.","text_w_direction":"[sighs]...okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21568,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"I suppose I could do it if it was a controlled burn in a well ventilated area.","text_w_direction":"I suppose I could do it if it was a controlled burn in a well ventilated area.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21569,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, but you're gonna need a permit for that.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but you're gonna need a permit for that.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21570,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh right, that'll take a couple of weeks.","text_w_direction":"Oh right, that'll take a couple of weeks.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21571,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Creed","text":"I can get you one in an hour.","text_w_direction":"I can get you one in an hour.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21572,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21573,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"Okay you know, this-- this is over.","text_w_direction":"Okay you know, this-- this is over.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21574,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"I agree.","text_w_direction":"I agree.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21575,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Michael, I think... you did the best you could, but this is bigger than all of us.","text_w_direction":"Michael, I think... you did the best you could, but this is bigger than all of us.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21576,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Enabler! Enabler, enabler, enabler, enabler, enabler. It's Christmas and we are turning our back on somebody who is asking for help.","text_w_direction":"Enabler! Enabler, enabler, enabler, enabler, enabler. It's Christmas and we are turning our back on somebody who is asking for help.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21577,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"You know what the only thing I want for Christmas? I want Meredith to get better. That's my only wish. But you know what? My wishes never come true, so I'm not going to wish that on her. I-- a watch would be nice.","text_w_direction":"You know what the only thing I want for Christmas? I want Meredith to get better. That's my only wish. But you know what? My wishes never come true, so I'm not going to wish that on her. I-- a watch would be nice.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21578,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"They've been in there for 45 minutes.","text_w_direction":"[watching Meredith and Michael talk in his office] They've been in there for 45 minutes.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21579,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"I know. If she wasn't an alcoholic before, she is now.","text_w_direction":"I know. If she wasn't an alcoholic before, she is now. [Jim laughs]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21580,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"That's a halwa shabkia cookie. They serve it during Ramadan.","text_w_direction":"That's a halwa shabkia cookie. They serve it during Ramadan. [Angela spits her cookie out]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21581,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"Mmmm... chewy.","text_w_direction":"Mmmm... chewy.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21582,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"[Andy playing the sitar] Hey.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21583,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"What's up?","text_w_direction":"What's up?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21584,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Do you take requests?","text_w_direction":"Do you take requests?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21585,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21586,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Please stop. People are having a Christmas party.","text_w_direction":"Please stop. People are having a Christmas party.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21587,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I'll be down in a minute. Could you write down the number of that rehabilitation center that you mentioned?","text_w_direction":"[whispers to Meredith] I'll be down in a minute. [walks over to Toby] Could you write down the number of that rehabilitation center that you mentioned?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21588,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"Sure. Wow. Ow...","text_w_direction":"Sure. Wow. [Michael throws a pen at his head] Ow...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21589,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"We just missed Poor Richards.","text_w_direction":"We just missed Poor Richards.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21590,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"We did?","text_w_direction":"We did?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21591,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"Yeah, I thought we were going out for a drink?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I thought we were going out for a drink?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21592,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, shoot. Oh well, we'll have to go someplace else then I guess.","text_w_direction":"Oh, shoot. Oh well, we'll have to go someplace else then I guess.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21593,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"The Bog? Cooper's, Kelly's...","text_w_direction":"The Bog? Cooper's, Kelly's...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21594,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"We could go there, sure.","text_w_direction":"We could go there, sure.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21595,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"...Brixx's, Carmen's...","text_w_direction":"...Brixx's, Carmen's...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21596,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes, yes.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21597,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"...The Fort, Andy Gavin's.","text_w_direction":"...The Fort, Andy Gavin's.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21598,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I have a new place.","text_w_direction":"I have a new place.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21599,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"Well, it must have just opened up.","text_w_direction":"Well, it must have just opened up.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21600,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"It-- yep, recently.","text_w_direction":"It-- yep, recently.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21601,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"Yeah... all right.","text_w_direction":"Yeah... all right.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21602,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21603,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"Enough of this Christmas crap. Let's get some party music. Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Enough of this Christmas crap. Let's get some party music. [changes radio station] Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21604,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, oh there you go.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, oh there you go.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21605,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21606,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"That's good.","text_w_direction":"That's good.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21607,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"Yeah that's better.","text_w_direction":"Yeah that's better.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21608,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"We're party girls.","text_w_direction":"We're party girls.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21609,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"Hey Sasha, it's daddy. Have you ever heard of this doll , Princess Unicorn?","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Hey Sasha, it's daddy. Have you ever heard of this doll , Princess Unicorn?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21610,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Sasha","text":"Daddy, daddy, daddy!!","text_w_direction":"[shouting excitedly over the phone] Daddy, daddy, daddy!!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21611,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"No, No, No. No, I'm just curious if you've heard of it.","text_w_direction":"No, No, No. No, I'm just curious if you've heard of it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21612,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"This is great. My ex-wife's going to be so pissed. For once daddy's gonna be a hero.","text_w_direction":"This is great. My ex-wife's going to be so pissed. [chuckles] For once daddy's gonna be a hero.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21613,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"$200.","text_w_direction":"$200.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21614,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"Yo.","text_w_direction":"Yo.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21615,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"Hey, I'd like to buy one of your dolls.","text_w_direction":"Hey, I'd like to buy one of your dolls.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21616,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, that's my last one.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that's my last one.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21617,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"Oh, no, I-- no, no, I was gonna buy that doll.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, I-- no, no, I was gonna buy that doll.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21618,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"Thanks man.","text_w_direction":"Thanks man.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21619,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"I was-- I was gonna get the doll.","text_w_direction":"I was-- I was gonna get the doll.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21620,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Not my problem.","text_w_direction":"Not my problem.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21621,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"But I-- I promised my daughter. Darryl, look-- I-- I need the doll, I need the doll. I-- I'm-- I'm begging you. I just-- I need it more than anything in this world. I need this doll. Darryl, man I need this doll.","text_w_direction":"But I-- I promised my daughter. Darryl, look-- I-- I need the doll, I need the doll. I-- I'm-- I'm begging you. I just-- I need it more than anything in this world. I need this doll. Darryl, man I need this doll.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21622,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"All right man, don't cry. It's cool. I'll let you get it for $400.","text_w_direction":"All right man, don't cry. It's cool. I'll let you get it for $400.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21623,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"I only have $200.","text_w_direction":"I only have $200.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21624,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"You can owe me.","text_w_direction":"You can owe me.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21625,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"Oh man, thanks, thank you, thank you, thank you.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Oh man, thanks, thank you, [tearing up] thank you, thank you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21626,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"I know, right. Merry Christmas.","text_w_direction":"I know, right. Merry Christmas.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21627,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"Oh thanks. She's gonna... oh...","text_w_direction":"Oh thanks. She's gonna... [notices the doll is black] oh...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21628,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"Something wrong with the doll?","text_w_direction":"Something wrong with the doll?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21629,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"No. It's even-- it's even better than the one I wanted.","text_w_direction":"No. It's even-- it's even better than the one I wanted.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21630,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"Sunrise Rehab? No! No! No! I told you no! There is no way!","text_w_direction":"Sunrise Rehab? No! No! No! I told you no! There is no way!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21631,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"It's okay. It's all right.","text_w_direction":"It's okay. It's all right.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21632,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"No way! There is no way! No way!","text_w_direction":"No way! There is no way! No way!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21633,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Meredith, we are doing this for your own good. Okay. Come on--","text_w_direction":"Meredith, we are doing this for your own good. Okay. Come on--","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21634,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"No way! No way! There is no way!","text_w_direction":"No way! No way! There is no way!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21635,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Here we go. This is gonna be good.","text_w_direction":"Here we go. This is gonna be good.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21636,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"No! No way! I told you. We talked about this. There is absolutely no way. No! No! There is no way! No! No! I am not going in there! I am not going in there!","text_w_direction":"No! No way! I told you. We talked about this. There is absolutely no way. No! No! There is no way! No! No! I am not going in there! I am not going in there!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21637,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Yes you are.","text_w_direction":"Yes you are. [tries to pull Meredith from the car]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21638,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"I am not going in there! NO!!","text_w_direction":"I am not going in there! NO!!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21639,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Just wait! Just wait!","text_w_direction":"Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Just wait! Just wait!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21640,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Shhh... just calm down.","text_w_direction":"Shhh... just calm down.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21641,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! No! No!","text_w_direction":"[runs away] Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! No! No!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21642,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Come on. Shh...","text_w_direction":"[chasing Meredith] Come on. Shh...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21643,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"No! No! No! There is no way! There is no way!","text_w_direction":"No! No! No! There is no way! There is no way!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21644,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Here's the door. Here's the door.","text_w_direction":"Here's the door. Here's the door.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21645,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"There is no way! There is no way! No! No!","text_w_direction":"There is no way! There is no way! No! No!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21646,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Let's start meeting-- Hello. How are you?","text_w_direction":"[dragging Meredith on the floor into the rehab center] Let's start meeting-- Hello. How are you?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21647,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"This man is crazy! This man is crazy!","text_w_direction":"This man is crazy! This man is crazy!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21648,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Rehab Nurse","text":"Can I help you?","text_w_direction":"Can I help you?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21649,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I have a deposit. Alcoholic.","text_w_direction":"I have a deposit. Alcoholic.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21650,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"No! No! No! No! No!","text_w_direction":"No! No! No! No! No!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21651,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"So do I sign?","text_w_direction":"So do I sign?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21652,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"NO!!!","text_w_direction":"NO!!!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21653,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"I need you to put the Christmas tree back up.","text_w_direction":"I need you to put the Christmas tree back up.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21654,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"It's outside.","text_w_direction":"It's outside.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21655,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"I didn't ask you where it was. I told you where it needs to be.","text_w_direction":"I didn't ask you where it was. I told you where it needs to be.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21656,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"Shut up.","text_w_direction":"Shut up.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21657,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"Excuse me?","text_w_direction":"Excuse me?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21658,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"I'm not moving the tree. Face it. The only power you have over me is this big secret that I know you're not going to tell. And you want to know how I know that? Because then you won't be able to plan your stupid, tacky parties anymore. So you move the tree.","text_w_direction":"I'm not moving the tree. Face it. The only power you have over me is this big secret that I know you're not going to tell. And you want to know how I know that? Because then you won't be able to plan your stupid, tacky parties anymore. So you move the tree.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21659,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"Okay. Angela's having s*x with Dwight. I caught them doing it after Toby's going away party.","text_w_direction":"Okay. [starts to walk away, then turns around] Angela's having s*x with Dwight. I caught them doing it after Toby's going away party.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21660,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Well don't look so surprised.","text_w_direction":"Well don't look so surprised.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21661,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"I knew it.","text_w_direction":"I knew it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21662,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"You did not know it.","text_w_direction":"You did not know it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21663,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"I knew some of it.","text_w_direction":"I knew some of it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21664,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Everyone knew some of it.","text_w_direction":"Everyone knew some of it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21665,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"It's Christmas.","text_w_direction":"It's Christmas.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21666,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"You knew it.","text_w_direction":"You knew it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21667,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Thank you. I knew it.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. I knew it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21668,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"She knew it.","text_w_direction":"She knew it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21669,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"As it turns out you can't just check someone into rehab against their will. They have to do it voluntarily. They have to hit rock bottom. So I think I know what I need to do at this point. I need to find ways to push Meredith to the bottom. Um... I think I can do it. I did it with Jan.","text_w_direction":"As it turns out you can't just check someone into rehab against their will. They have to do it voluntarily. They have to hit rock bottom. So I think I know what I need to do at this point. I need to find ways to push Meredith to the bottom. Um... I think I can do it. I did it with Jan.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21670,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"All right, everybody's still here. Perfect! Got a little surprise I've been working on. Angela, my bride, I just wanted you to know that for the rest of our lives, no matter the cultural milieu, I will always be there to bring you Christmas cheer. Deck the halls with boughs of holly. Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la. Tis the season to be jolly. Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la. Don we now our gay apparel. Fa-la-la-la-la-LA. Troll the little Yule tide carol. Roo-di-di-di-do. Roododododo.","text_w_direction":"All right, everybody's still here. Perfect! Got a little surprise I've been working on. Angela, my bride, I just wanted you to know that for the rest of our lives, no matter the cultural milieu, I will always be there to bring you Christmas cheer. [sings] Deck the halls with boughs of holly. Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la. Tis the season to be jolly. Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la. Don we now our gay apparel. Fa-la-la-la-la-LA. Troll the little Yule tide carol. Roo-di-di-di-do. Roododododo. [laughs]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21671,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"I think I'd like to go home now.","text_w_direction":"I think I'd like to go home now.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21672,"season":5,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Moroccan Christmas","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Sure. Dooo. Tough room. Come on. I just learned it. Just so you know protocol is a little round of applause. But, Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.","text_w_direction":"Sure. Dooo. Tough room. [chuckles] Come on. I just learned it. Just so you know protocol is a little round of applause. But, Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1951,"air_date":"2008-12-11"}
{"index":21673,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. I'm sorry, he's not in yet. Would you like his voicemail?","text_w_direction":"[answering the phone] Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. I'm sorry, he's not in yet. Would you like his voicemail?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21674,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, okay! Twelve miles an hour. Eat that, Carl Lewis!","text_w_direction":"[heard yelling from the street] Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, okay! Twelve miles an hour. Eat that, Carl Lewis!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21675,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Angela made several 911 calls about cars going too fast in front of the building, so the police put up a radar gun. It's actually caused a bit of a traffic hazard.","text_w_direction":"Angela made several 911 calls about cars going too fast in front of the building, so the police put up a radar gun. It's actually caused a bit of a traffic hazard.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21676,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Aah!","text_w_direction":"[yelling as he runs past the radar gun] Aah!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21677,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"Wow, thirteen!","text_w_direction":"Wow, thirteen!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21678,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21679,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"No. No, no. There was wind.","text_w_direction":"No. No, no. There was wind.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21680,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I was just jogging.","text_w_direction":"I was just jogging.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21681,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight, there was wind. I want a do-over.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, there was wind. I want a do-over.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21682,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"No, no, no, it's not your turn. All right, thirteen is the new number. Oscar, go ahead.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, it's not your turn. All right, thirteen is the new number. Oscar, go ahead.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21683,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I want another try. Here we go! Thirty-one! Thirty-one!","text_w_direction":"I want another try. Here we go! [Michael runs past the radar as a car passes] Thirty-one! Thirty-one!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21684,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Stanley","text":"There was a car.","text_w_direction":"There was a car.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21685,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I was ahead of the car. Thirty-one is my new number.","text_w_direction":"I was ahead of the car. Thirty-one is my new number.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21686,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"Thirty-one is humanly impossible.","text_w_direction":"Thirty-one is humanly impossible.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21687,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Go, Oscar. Thirty-one's my number.","text_w_direction":"Go, Oscar. Thirty-one's my number.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21688,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"That's impossible.","text_w_direction":"That's impossible.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21689,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Beat it!","text_w_direction":"Beat it!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21690,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Today's a big day. My presence has been requested by Chief Financial Officer, David Wallace. He says that he wants to talk about big picture stuff. And, I'll be honest, I have little or no idea what that means, so... probably bad.","text_w_direction":"Today's a big day. My presence has been requested by [in an authoritative voice] Chief Financial Officer, David Wallace. [in normal voice] He says that he wants to talk about big picture stuff. And, I'll be honest, I have little or no idea what that means, so... probably bad.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21691,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Quick announcement","text_w_direction":"Quick announcement[/b]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21692,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"Whoo-hoo!","text_w_direction":"Whoo-hoo!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21693,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, be careful, Kevin. They're kind of spicy.","text_w_direction":"Okay, be careful, Kevin. They're kind of spicy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21694,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"Hot tamales.","text_w_direction":"Hot tamales.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21695,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21696,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"Uh oh.","text_w_direction":"Uh oh.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21697,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"So, maybe just try one at first, and then if it's okay, have a couple more...","text_w_direction":"So, maybe just try one at first, and then if it's okay, have a couple more...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21698,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Excuse me, everyone, can I have the floor please? Um, this is insanely awkward. It's kind of the elephant in the room, so I'll just... No one has RSVP'ed to our wedding yet, and the deadline was yesterday.","text_w_direction":"[entering the office] Excuse me, everyone, can I have the floor please? Um, this is insanely awkward. It's kind of the elephant in the room, so I'll just... [sighs] No one has RSVP'ed to our wedding yet, and the deadline was yesterday.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21699,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Wait, you still don't know...","text_w_direction":"Wait, you still don't know...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21700,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"No, no. Nope.","text_w_direction":"[getting up quickly to silence Michael] No, no. Nope.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21701,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Hmm?","text_w_direction":"Hmm?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21702,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Nothing.","text_w_direction":"Nothing.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21703,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"You still don't know.","text_w_direction":"You still don't know.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21704,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Why don't... Let's...","text_w_direction":"Why don't... Let's...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21705,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"[to Jim] What are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21706,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"How about we just... Just have to talk to you for a second...","text_w_direction":"How about we just... Just have to talk to you for a second...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21707,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Andy.","text_w_direction":"Andy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21708,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Ahh!","text_w_direction":"Ahh! [ushers Michael into his office]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21709,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"No, no one has RSVP'ed, and I don't understand it, and now, you're shutting me out. You're not even listening. That's really considerate. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"No, no one has RSVP'ed, and I don't understand it, and now, you're shutting me out. You're not even listening. That's really considerate. Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21710,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"No, what I'm saying is...","text_w_direction":"[from inside his office] No, what I'm saying is...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21711,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"No, no.","text_w_direction":"No, no.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21712,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"No, that's not it.","text_w_direction":"No, that's not it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21713,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21714,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Andy still doesn't know that Angela's having an affair with Dwight. And it's been seventeen days. I mean, eventually he'll figure it out, when their kids have giant heads and beet-stained teeth. But right now it's just... awkward.","text_w_direction":"Andy still doesn't know that Angela's having an affair with Dwight. And it's been seventeen days. I mean, eventually he'll figure it out, when their kids have giant heads and beet-stained teeth. But right now it's just... awkward.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21715,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"How can he still not know?","text_w_direction":"[sighs] How can he still not know?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21716,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"We can't figure that out.","text_w_direction":"We can't figure that out.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21717,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I can't take it anymore.","text_w_direction":"I can't take it anymore.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21718,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait, what? You can't take what?","text_w_direction":"Wait, what? You can't take what?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21719,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I am telling Andy.","text_w_direction":"I am telling Andy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21720,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"No. You can't do that. It shouldn't come from you.","text_w_direction":"No. You can't do that. It shouldn't come from you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21721,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Who should it come from, then?","text_w_direction":"Who should it come from, then?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21722,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Everyone","text":"Angela.","text_w_direction":"[simultaneously] Angela.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21723,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Are you still having intercourse with her?","text_w_direction":"[to Dwight] Are you still having intercourse with her? [Dwight's expression implies 'yes']","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21724,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"What is wrong with you? She is engaged.","text_w_direction":"What is wrong with you? She is engaged.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21725,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Did you ever have intercourse in this office?","text_w_direction":"Did you ever have intercourse in this office? [Dwight's expression implies 'yes']","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21726,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"Are you serious? Ugh. Where? Where? Where, Dwight?","text_w_direction":"Are you serious? Ugh. Where? [Dwight stares at Oscar; more forcefully] Where? [Dwight's expression implies 'at your desk'; Oscar's voice breaks] Where, Dwight?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21727,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Seems like you already know where.","text_w_direction":"[coolly] Seems like you already know where.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21728,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Kevin, you screwed this form up again. The amount owed goes at the top.","text_w_direction":"Kevin, you screwed this form up again. The amount owed goes at the top.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21729,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize I was doing something wrong. If I had, I would've admitted it, and stopped right away.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize I was doing something wrong. If I had, I would've admitted it, and stopped right away.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21730,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"That's enough.","text_w_direction":"That's enough.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21731,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"Because I wouldn't want an innocent person, who doesn't know anything about the form... What?","text_w_direction":"Because I wouldn't want an innocent person, who doesn't know anything about the form... [Angela puts headphones on; Kevin looks at Oscar] What?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21732,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"That was good... It's just, at the end you weren't saying something that could also apply to the form.","text_w_direction":"That was good... It's just, at the end you weren't saying something that could also apply to the form.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21733,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"How about, \"I'm sorry I did such a whorish job filling out this form?\"","text_w_direction":"How about, \"I'm sorry I did such a whorish job filling out this form?\"","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21734,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"There you go.","text_w_direction":"There you go.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21735,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"That cannot be true! You're going to charge me a fee to cut my own cake? Uh, no. No, no, no. What I'm saying is, I want to cut it myself...","text_w_direction":"[on the phone] That cannot be true! [Dwight jumps] You're going to charge me a fee to cut my own cake? Uh, no. No, no, no. What I'm saying is, I want to cut it myself...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21736,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Trade seats with me.","text_w_direction":"[whispering to Jim] Trade seats with me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21737,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21738,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I've got a better angle on Pam. I can see everything.","text_w_direction":"I've got a better angle on Pam. I can see everything.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21739,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Please stop.","text_w_direction":"Please stop.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21740,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I need a soup spoon.","text_w_direction":"[grabs a spoon from Jim's coffee cup and checks behind him with it] I need a soup spoon.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21741,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Rule 17","text_w_direction":"Rule 17[/b]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21742,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[moves his bobblehead from one side of his nameplate to the other and clears his throat to get Angela's attention]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21743,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"What is it?","text_w_direction":"What is it?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21744,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"You've got to tell Andy about us.","text_w_direction":"You've got to tell Andy about us.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21745,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"That is a terrible idea. One of your worst.","text_w_direction":"That is a terrible idea. One of your worst.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21746,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Get it over with. Then we don't have to hide anymore.","text_w_direction":"Get it over with. Then we don't have to hide anymore.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21747,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"You're expanding on your worst idea.","text_w_direction":"You're expanding on your worst idea.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21748,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Do you love me or not?","text_w_direction":"Do you love me or not?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21749,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"I've already admitted that I do. Why do you keep making me repeat it?","text_w_direction":"I've already admitted that I do. Why do you keep making me repeat it?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21750,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Because you're engaged to Andy.","text_w_direction":"Because you're engaged to Andy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21751,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"","text_w_direction":"[sighs]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21752,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Well?","text_w_direction":"Well?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21753,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Not yet.","text_w_direction":"Not yet.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21754,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"When?","text_w_direction":"When?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21755,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"When what? When what?","text_w_direction":"When what? [clears throat] When what?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21756,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"You know this can't go on.","text_w_direction":"You know this can't go on.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21757,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"What can't go on?","text_w_direction":"What can't go on?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21758,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"We have to put an end to this.","text_w_direction":"We have to put an end to this.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21759,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Seems like...","text_w_direction":"Seems like...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21760,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Come on.","text_w_direction":"Come on. [Dwight and Jim follow into Michael's office]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21761,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"You guys should... be hearing what I'm saying.","text_w_direction":"You guys should... be hearing what I'm saying.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21762,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"This is really not how this is supposed to happen.","text_w_direction":"This is really not how this is supposed to happen.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21763,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Angela said she was going to tell him. She's just not ready.","text_w_direction":"Angela said she was going to tell him. She's just not ready.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21764,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"When will she be ready?","text_w_direction":"When will she be ready?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21765,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21766,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Is she crazy in bed?","text_w_direction":"Is she crazy in bed?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21767,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"[boastfully] Yes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21768,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Stop. What?","text_w_direction":"Stop. What?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21769,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"How so, specifically?","text_w_direction":"How so, specifically?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21770,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, listen.","text_w_direction":"Okay, listen.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21771,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Eager.","text_w_direction":"Eager.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21772,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"This shouldn't happen at work.","text_w_direction":"This shouldn't happen at work.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21773,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"And flexible.","text_w_direction":"And flexible.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21774,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"And!","text_w_direction":"And!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21775,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21776,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"This shouldn't be coming from his boss. And we should also consider the fact that that man has an anger issue.","text_w_direction":"This shouldn't be coming from his boss. And we should also consider the fact that that man has an anger issue.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21777,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"It's too late.","text_w_direction":"It's too late.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21778,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Well it's not too late, because you haven't done anything.","text_w_direction":"Well it's not too late, because you haven't done anything.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21779,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I am already walking.","text_w_direction":"I am already walking.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21780,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael, once this gets out... I don't know how it's going to go down.","text_w_direction":"Michael, once this gets out... I don't know how it's going to go down.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21781,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, what does that mean?","text_w_direction":"Okay, what does that mean?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21782,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Might get ugly.","text_w_direction":"Might get ugly.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21783,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Jim, this has to get out, so we can all deal with it.","text_w_direction":"[sighs] Jim, this has to get out, so we can all deal with it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21784,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"But you're leaving...","text_w_direction":"But you're leaving...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21785,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Have a good trip.","text_w_direction":"[to Michael, who opens the door to leave] Have a good trip.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21786,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Thanks. Andy?","text_w_direction":"Thanks. [to Andy] Andy?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21787,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21788,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Walk with me.","text_w_direction":"Walk with me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21789,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Will do, boss-man.","text_w_direction":"Will do, boss-man.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21790,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Ohh, I do not have much time... car's all the way over there, to tell you what I have to tell you. And just bear in mind when I say... say these things, that... are bad things... that you hear... in your ears... this is something that I, if I were you, that I wouldn't want to hear...","text_w_direction":"Ohh, I do not have much time... car's all the way over there, to tell you what I have to tell you. And just bear in mind when I say... say these things, that... are bad things... that you hear... in your ears... this is something that I, if I were you, that I wouldn't want to hear...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21791,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"You're not making any sense.","text_w_direction":"You're not making any sense.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21792,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Well... no, I'm not. So I... I'm not very articulate today, so I'll just leave it for another time. Another day.","text_w_direction":"Well... no, I'm not. So I... I'm not very articulate today, so I'll just leave it for another time. Another day.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21793,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"All righty.","text_w_direction":"All righty.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21794,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Which will be fine. I am off!","text_w_direction":"Which will be fine. I am off!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21795,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Have a good meeting!","text_w_direction":"Have a good meeting!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21796,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you!","text_w_direction":"Thank you! [gets into his car]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21797,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Kick Wallace's ass!","text_w_direction":"[through the car window] Kick Wallace's ass!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21798,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. I will... Dwight and Angela are having an affair, so...","text_w_direction":"[through the car window] Okay. I will... Dwight and Angela are having an affair, so...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21799,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"I can't hear you through the glass","text_w_direction":"I can't hear you through the glass","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21800,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight and Angela are having an affair. They've been sleeping together for some time. That was the news. I wanted to let you know.","text_w_direction":"[rolls down car window] Dwight and Angela are having an affair. They've been sleeping together for some time. That was the news. I wanted to let you know.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21801,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21802,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"All right. See you later. Ahh.","text_w_direction":"All right. See you later. [backs out of the parking space] Ahh.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21803,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Are you serious?","text_w_direction":"Are you serious?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21804,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep. [drives off]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21805,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Meredith","text":"I knew something bad was gonna happen today.","text_w_direction":"I knew something bad was gonna happen today.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21806,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"You said that yesterday.","text_w_direction":"You said that yesterday.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21807,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Meredith","text":"Yeah, my neighbor got murdered.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, my neighbor got murdered.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21808,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"What are you standing for?","text_w_direction":"[to Dwight] What are you standing for?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21809,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"If I'm sitting, I can't disable his neck or his groin.","text_w_direction":"If I'm sitting, I can't disable his neck or his groin.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21810,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"You're not going to do anything to his neck or his groin.","text_w_direction":"You're not going to do anything to his neck or his groin.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21811,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"If I'm sitting, I don't have the option to.","text_w_direction":"If I'm sitting, I don't have the option to.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21812,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight, I'm in charge when Michael's gone, and I need you to sit...","text_w_direction":"Dwight, I'm in charge when Michael's gone, and I need you to sit...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21813,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"I need to talk to you.","text_w_direction":"[enters the office and walks to Angela] I need to talk to you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21814,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"We can talk right here.","text_w_direction":"We can talk right here.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21815,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"I need to talk to you in private.","text_w_direction":"I need to talk to you in private.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21816,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"We're not listening.","text_w_direction":"We're not listening.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21817,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Let's go to the conference room.","text_w_direction":"Let's go to the conference room.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21818,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Is it true?","text_w_direction":"Is it true?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21819,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"What have you heard?","text_w_direction":"What have you heard?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21820,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"That you're sleeping with Dwight.","text_w_direction":"That you're sleeping with Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21821,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"That doesn't sound like me.","text_w_direction":"That doesn't sound like me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21822,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Is it true?","text_w_direction":"Is it true?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21823,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Andy, I'm engaged to you. I mean, we just signed off on our wedding flowers. Would I have said yes to formal chrysanthemums if I didn't want to get married? And, we went through all that stuff with our wedding cake...","text_w_direction":"Andy, I'm engaged to you. I mean, we just signed off on our wedding flowers. Would I have said yes to formal chrysanthemums if I didn't want to get married? And, we went through all that stuff with our wedding cake...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21824,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Just answer the question. Are you sleeping with Dwight?","text_w_direction":"Just answer the question. Are you sleeping with Dwight?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21825,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"A little bit.","text_w_direction":"A little bit.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21826,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"How long has it been going on?","text_w_direction":"How long has it been going on?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21827,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"I don't know. I mean, we were together, and then he killed sprinkles, and then we stopped, and... I don't know exactly when we started up again.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. I mean, we were together, and then he killed sprinkles, and then we stopped, and... I don't know exactly when we started up again.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21828,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Who else knows about it?","text_w_direction":"Who else knows about it?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21829,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21830,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Who else?","text_w_direction":"Who else?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21831,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Let me think about it... I, um... there...","text_w_direction":"[quietly] Let me think about it... I, um... there... [Andy looks over to see everyone watching them]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21832,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Oh God. Come on!","text_w_direction":"Oh God. Come on!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21833,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David","text":"So listen, Michael, your branch has been doing great lately, and your sales staff is reporting very strong numbers. Out-performing last year, in fact. Um, and I don't know exactly how to put this, but... what are you doing right?","text_w_direction":"So listen, Michael, your branch has been doing great lately, and your sales staff is reporting very strong numbers. Out-performing last year, in fact. Um, and I don't know exactly how to put this, but... what are you doing right?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21834,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Right what?","text_w_direction":"Right what?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21835,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David","text":"Utica, Albany, all the other branches are struggling, but your branch is reporting strong numbers. Look, you're not our most traditional guy, but clearly, something you are doing... is right. And I just, I need to get a sense of what that is.","text_w_direction":"Utica, Albany, all the other branches are struggling, but your branch is reporting strong numbers. [Michael smiles] Look, you're not our most traditional guy, but clearly, something you are doing... is right. And I just, I need to get a sense of what that is.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21836,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"David, here it is. My philosophy is basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter... where. Or who, or who you are with, or, or where you are going, or... or where you've been... ever. For any reason, whatsoever.","text_w_direction":"David, here it is. My philosophy is basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter... where. Or who, or who you are with, or, or where you are going, or... or where you've been... ever. For any reason, whatsoever.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21837,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.","text_w_direction":"Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21838,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"This is going to sound sort of high-maintenance, but could we have it, like, three degrees cooler in here? I always think better when it's cooler.","text_w_direction":"This is going to sound sort of high-maintenance, but could we have it, like, three degrees cooler in here? I always think better when it's cooler.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21839,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David","text":"Here's the thing. Michael is doing something right. And in this economic climate, no method of success can be ignored. It's not really time for executives to start getting judgmental now. It's Hail Mary time.","text_w_direction":"Here's the thing. Michael is doing something right. And in this economic climate, no method of success can be ignored. It's not really time for executives to start getting judgmental now. It's Hail Mary time.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21840,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, what say we order up some pasta?","text_w_direction":"[pokes his head in] Hey, what say we order up some pasta?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21841,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David","text":"What say we do.","text_w_direction":"What say we do.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21842,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Standard, you know? Nothing fancy.","text_w_direction":"Standard, you know? Nothing fancy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21843,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"So like, missionary...","text_w_direction":"So like, missionary...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21844,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"I said nothing fancy.","text_w_direction":"I said nothing fancy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21845,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Do you love him?","text_w_direction":"Do you love him?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21846,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"I love you.","text_w_direction":"I love you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21847,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Why should I believe that?","text_w_direction":"Why should I believe that?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21848,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Andy, we are at a crossroads here. And we can either give in to what people are saying that we're not good together.","text_w_direction":"Andy, we are at a crossroads here. And we can either give in to what people are saying that we're not good together.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21849,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Who says that?","text_w_direction":"Who says that?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21850,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Or, we can prove them wrong. Let's prove them wrong.","text_w_direction":"Or, we can prove them wrong. Let's prove them wrong.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21851,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Where's Dwight?","text_w_direction":"Where's Dwight?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21852,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"You okay, man?","text_w_direction":"You okay, man?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21853,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"No. Not at all, actually. But thanks for asking. Appreciate it. You know what? I'd also like to take this opportunity to thank all of you for lying. To my face. And not telling me what's been going on this entire time.","text_w_direction":"No. Not at all, actually. But thanks for asking. Appreciate it. You know what? I'd also like to take this opportunity to thank all of you for lying. To my face. And not telling me what's been going on this entire time.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21854,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Creed","text":"You are welcome.","text_w_direction":"You are welcome.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21855,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Dwight.","text_w_direction":"[Dwight enters] Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21856,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Andy.","text_w_direction":"Andy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21857,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"It's over.","text_w_direction":"It's over.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21858,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh good. She broke up with you.","text_w_direction":"Oh good. She broke up with you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21859,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"No. It's over between you two.","text_w_direction":"No. It's over between you two.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21860,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh, no way. I am not giving up.","text_w_direction":"Uh, no way. I am not giving up.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21861,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"You have to.","text_w_direction":"You have to.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21862,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"No I don't.","text_w_direction":"No I don't.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21863,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"She doesn't love you. She's marrying me.","text_w_direction":"[forcefully] She doesn't love you. She's marrying me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21864,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Well I don't know about that, because she certainly seems to enjoy making lovemaking with me.","text_w_direction":"[angrier] Well I don't know about that, because she certainly seems to enjoy making lovemaking with me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21865,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Angela Bernard.","text_w_direction":"Angela Bernard.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21866,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Will never be her name.","text_w_direction":"Will never be her name.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21867,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"It will be her name. And you will have to call her that!","text_w_direction":"It will be her name. And you will have to call her that!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21868,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't think so.","text_w_direction":"I don't think so.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21869,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Hey guys, why don't we, uh, just cool off a bit?","text_w_direction":"Hey guys, why don't we, uh, just cool off a bit?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21870,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"I'm telling you to back down.","text_w_direction":"I'm telling you to back down.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21871,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"And I'm telling you that I will never back down.","text_w_direction":"And I'm telling you that I will never back down.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21872,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Then I'll make you.","text_w_direction":"Then I'll make you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21873,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh really? How are you gonna do that?","text_w_direction":"Oh really? How are you gonna do that?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21874,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Through the use of force.","text_w_direction":"Through the use of force.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21875,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"That is very general, and does not scare me in the slightest.","text_w_direction":"That is very general, and does not scare me in the slightest.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21876,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"I will fight you.","text_w_direction":"I will fight you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21877,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Nope.","text_w_direction":"Nope.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21878,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, fine! Good! A duel! The winner gets Angela.","text_w_direction":"Okay, fine! Good! A duel! The winner gets Angela.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21879,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Fine!","text_w_direction":"Fine!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21880,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Fine!","text_w_direction":"Fine!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21881,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"This is nuts.","text_w_direction":"This is nuts.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21882,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"What is your weapon?","text_w_direction":"What is your weapon?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21883,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, you know what? That's enough. Because...","text_w_direction":"Okay, you know what? That's enough. Because...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21884,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, this is none of your business.","text_w_direction":"Hey, this is none of your business.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21885,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Hey. It is my business when it happens at work.","text_w_direction":"Hey. It is my business when it happens at work.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21886,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Guess what? Not happening at work.","text_w_direction":"Guess what? Not happening at work.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21887,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21888,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"We're gonna do it outside.","text_w_direction":"We're gonna do it outside.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21889,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Outside of work.","text_w_direction":"Outside of work.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21890,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"None of your business.","text_w_direction":"None of your business.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21891,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"None of your business then. Good. So what weapon?","text_w_direction":"None of your business then. [Dwight and Andy high five] Good. So what weapon?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21892,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"My bare hands.","text_w_direction":"My bare hands.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21893,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"That is stupid. I will use a sword and I will cut off your bare hands.","text_w_direction":"That is stupid. I will use a sword and I will cut off your bare hands.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21894,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Then I'll get something too.","text_w_direction":"Then I'll get something too.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21895,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Meredith","text":"I've had two men fight over me before. Usually it's over which one gets to hold the camcorder.","text_w_direction":"I've had two men fight over me before. Usually it's over which one gets to hold the camcorder.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21896,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Angela, you have to put a stop to this right now.","text_w_direction":"Angela, you have to put a stop to this right now.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21897,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"I will respect the results of the duel.","text_w_direction":"[thinks for a moment] I will respect the results of the duel.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21898,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Of course you will.","text_w_direction":"Of course you will.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21899,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Meredith","text":"I call loser!","text_w_direction":"I call loser!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21900,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"I will be taking my break at 4","text_w_direction":"I will be taking my break at 4","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21901,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I will also be talking my break at the exact same time and in the same location.","text_w_direction":"I will also be talking my break at the exact same time and in the same location.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21902,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"What a coincidence.","text_w_direction":"[softly] What a coincidence.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21903,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Mm.","text_w_direction":"Mm.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21904,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"So, I either get more involved, or I take a sick day... leaving Dwight in charge. Oh God.","text_w_direction":"So, I either get more involved, or I take a sick day... leaving Dwight in charge. Oh God.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21905,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"","text_w_direction":"[collects Dwight's weapons from around the office; holds up a hand scythe]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21906,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"How'd that get there?","text_w_direction":"[innocently] How'd that get there?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21907,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Meredith","text":"There's a star-shaped thing taped under the kitchen table.","text_w_direction":"There's a star-shaped thing taped under the kitchen table.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21908,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Thanks Meredith.","text_w_direction":"Thanks Meredith.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21909,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"So I was in the office, and I look over to our Accounting division, and there is Kevin Malone. Kevin is wearing a jacket that I've never seen before. And I call over to Kevin, \"Kevin, is that a tweed jacket?\" And he looks at me and he says, \"Michael, yes it is a tweed jacket.\" And I look back at him and I say, \"I feel the need!... The need for tweed.\"","text_w_direction":"So I was in the office, and I look over to our Accounting division, and there is Kevin Malone. Kevin is wearing a jacket that I've never seen before. And I call over to Kevin, \"Kevin, is that a tweed jacket?\" And he looks at me and he says, \"Michael, yes it is a tweed jacket.\" And I look back at him and I say, \"I feel the need!... The need for tweed.\"","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21910,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David","text":"It's hard to try and evaluate yourself, Michael, but I appreciate you trying. And thanks for coming in.","text_w_direction":"It's hard to try and evaluate yourself, Michael, but I appreciate you trying. [gets up] And thanks for coming in.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21911,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, thank you.","text_w_direction":"[rises] Oh, thank you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21912,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21913,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I have to say, I am so impressed with the potential you see in me.","text_w_direction":"I have to say, I am so impressed with the potential you see in me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21914,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21915,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay. [sits back down to continue eating]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21916,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David","text":"Yeah, finish up.","text_w_direction":"[opens his office door] Yeah, finish up.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21917,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Come on! Where are you? Let's do this thing! Come on! Come on out!","text_w_direction":"[shouting] Come on! Where are you? Let's do this thing! Come on! Come on out!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21918,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"I can't believe they're gonna fight over me.","text_w_direction":"[watching from the conference room] I can't believe they're gonna fight over me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21919,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kelly","text":"I guess people have fewer choices as they get older.","text_w_direction":"I guess people have fewer choices as they get older.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21920,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Come on!","text_w_direction":"Come on!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21921,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Meredith","text":"Hey, has anything happened yet?","text_w_direction":"Hey, has anything happened yet?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21922,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Where are you?","text_w_direction":"Where are you?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21923,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"Mm-mm. It's 4","text_w_direction":"Mm-mm. It's 4","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21924,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh come on, man! Believe in something.","text_w_direction":"Oh come on, man! Believe in something.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21925,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Come on, coward! Where are you? Where... \"From the desk of Andrew Bernard.\" A note. Pathetic. \"Dear Dwight, by now you have received my note. How are you? I am well. You are no doubt wondering why I have left this note. It has come to my attention that in any physical match with you, I would surely be bested.\" True. \"The soft underbelly of my refined upbringing is my soft underbelly...\"","text_w_direction":"Come on, coward! Where are you? Where... [spots a note attached to the bushes; goes to read it] \"From the desk of Andrew Bernard.\" [scoffs] A note. Pathetic. \"Dear Dwight, by now you have received my note. How are you? I am well. You are no doubt wondering why I have left this note. It has come to my attention that in any physical match with you, I would surely be bested.\" True. \"The soft underbelly of my refined upbringing is my soft underbelly...\" [as Dwight continues to read, Andy drives around the corner very slowly]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21926,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kelly","text":"There's Andy, he's in his car. You guys, what is he doing?","text_w_direction":"There's Andy, he's in his car. You guys, what is he doing?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21927,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"Why isn't Dwight turning around?","text_w_direction":"Why isn't Dwight turning around?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21928,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"The Prius is silent if he keeps it under five miles per hour. He deserves the win.","text_w_direction":"The Prius is silent if he keeps it under five miles per hour. He deserves the win.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21929,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Creed","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21930,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Alas, after much consideration and deliberation...","text_w_direction":"[still reading] Alas, after much consideration and deliberation...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21931,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Oh my God!","text_w_direction":"Oh my God!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21932,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Stanley","text":"What's happening?","text_w_direction":"What's happening?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21933,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"Andy's running over Dwight with his car.","text_w_direction":"Andy's running over Dwight with his car.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21934,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Whoa! What are you! Hey! Hey!","text_w_direction":"Whoa! What are you! Hey! Hey!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21935,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21936,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Everyone watching","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21937,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Come on! Ow! Ah! Aah!","text_w_direction":"Come on! Ow! Ah! Aah!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21938,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"You give up?","text_w_direction":"You give up?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21939,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Never! Get out and face me like a man!","text_w_direction":"Never! [hits Andy's car with his bike chain] Get out and face me like a man!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21940,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"I am a man! I'm a bigger man than you'll ever be! I would never sleep with another man's fiance!","text_w_direction":"I am a man! I'm a bigger man than you'll ever be! I would never sleep with another man's fiance!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21941,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"You're not a man! You don't know how to take care of her! All you do is dress fancy and sing. \"La la la la la la la la la la!\" What does that mean? You can't even protect her!","text_w_direction":"You're not a man! You don't know how to take care of her! [hits his car with the bike chain] All you do is dress fancy and sing. [imitating Andy] \"La la la la la la la la la la!\" What does that mean? You can't even protect her!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21942,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Protect her from what? Bears, you idiot? When's the last time you saw a damn bear in Scranton?","text_w_direction":"Protect her from what? Bears, you idiot? When's the last time you saw a damn bear in Scranton?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21943,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Last year, idiot!","text_w_direction":"Last year, idiot! [hits his car with the bike chain]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21944,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight! Are your legs broken?","text_w_direction":"Dwight! Are your legs broken?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21945,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"No. My right one's falling asleep a little bit.","text_w_direction":"No. My right one's falling asleep a little bit.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21946,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Andy, are you all right?","text_w_direction":"Andy, are you all right?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21947,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Go away, Tuna! I'm winning this!","text_w_direction":"Go away, Tuna! I'm winning this!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21948,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, back off. This isn't your fight. Oh, how much is this gonna cost? Oh! What? Trust fund will take care of that!","text_w_direction":"Yeah, back off. This isn't your fight. Oh, how much is this gonna cost? [hits his car with the bike chain] Oh! What? Trust fund will take care of that! [hits his car with the bike chain]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21949,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"What did you say? I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you.","text_w_direction":"What did you say? I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21950,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I sa-","text_w_direction":"I sa- [Andy honks his horn]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21951,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"What? You stupid idiot! You're like, you're like a Sasquatch! You live in the woods...","text_w_direction":"What? You stupid idiot! [Andy honks his horn] You're like, you're like a Sasquatch! You live in the woods...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21952,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Sasquatches are the strongest animal on the planet! So fine, call me a Sasquatch!","text_w_direction":"Sasquatches are the strongest animal on the planet! So fine, call me a Sasquatch!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21953,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"I don't get it! How can she be sleeping with you this whole time and only sleep with me twice?","text_w_direction":"I don't get it! How can she be sleeping with you this whole time and only sleep with me twice?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21954,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21955,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"What!","text_w_direction":"What!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21956,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"She's sleeping with you?","text_w_direction":"She's sleeping with you?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21957,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"I'm her fiance.","text_w_direction":"I'm her fiance.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21958,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"She said she was only sleeping with me.","text_w_direction":"She said she was only sleeping with me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21959,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Yes, hi, my last name is Bernard, and I would like to cancel a wedding cake that I had ordered. B-E-R, N-A, R-D. Yeah, the one shaped like a sailboat... Yep, that's the one.","text_w_direction":"[enters, followed by Dwight, and makes a call] Yes, hi, my last name is Bernard, and I would like to cancel a wedding cake that I had ordered. B-E-R, N-A, R-D. Yeah, the one shaped like a sailboat... Yep, that's the one.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21960,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[picks up his bobblehead and throws it in the trash can]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21961,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. [hangs up]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21962,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Wow, what a day! Haha! I thought I was gong to get chewed out, but, hold on! Here's an attaboy for ya! What? Rollercoaster ride! Rollercoaster! It just goes to show, you leave Scranton, exciting things can happen. Ahh!","text_w_direction":"Wow, what a day! Haha! I thought I was gong to get chewed out, but, hold on! Here's an attaboy for ya! What? Rollercoaster ride! Rollercoaster! It just goes to show, you leave Scranton, exciting things can happen. [sighs] Ahh!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21963,"season":5,"episode":12,"episode_name":"The Duel","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[as Jim is collecting weapons, runs to the couch near reception and pulls out a crossbow; Jim catches him and he hands it over]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2011,"air_date":"2009-01-15"}
{"index":21964,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"What's this?","text_w_direction":"What's this?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":21965,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Looks like a red wire.","text_w_direction":"Looks like a red wire.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":21966,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Hmm. It wasn't here before.","text_w_direction":"Hmm. It wasn't here before.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":21967,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Well it's a computer Dwight, computers have wires.","text_w_direction":"Well it's a computer Dwight, computers have wires.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":21968,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Yours doesn't.","text_w_direction":"Yours doesn't.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":21969,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Doesn't it?","text_w_direction":"Doesn't it?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":21970,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"No, it's going in a different direction then the other wires.","text_w_direction":"No, it's going in a different direction then the other wires.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":21971,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight, I am really busy, I can't talk about this anymore.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, I am really busy, I can't talk about this anymore. [Dwight follows red cord through office past Phyllis' and Stanley's desks]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":21972,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"Dwight, get out of here!","text_w_direction":"Dwight, get out of here!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":21973,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":21974,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"I got 500 feet of red wire at a flea market up by Dunmore High School. 20 bucks for the whole spool. Crazy, what a deal. Oh he'll be fine. I made it up there.","text_w_direction":"I got 500 feet of red wire at a flea market up by Dunmore High School. 20 bucks for the whole spool. Crazy, what a deal. [behind Jim, Dwight climbs telephone pole] Oh he'll be fine. I made it up there.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":21975,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"What you talking bout, Wallace?","text_w_direction":"What you talking bout, Wallace? [imitating What you talking bout Willis]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":21976,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"David","text":"Hi Michael how are you?","text_w_direction":"Hi Michael how are you?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":21977,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hi, I am well, how are you?","text_w_direction":"Hi, I am well, how are you?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":21978,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"David","text":"So listen, as you know, we haven't yet filled the regional supervisor job.","text_w_direction":"So listen, as you know, we haven't yet filled the regional supervisor job.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":21979,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, have you not?","text_w_direction":"Oh, have you not?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":21980,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"David","text":"Correct. And I was wondering if I could get you to do some of the field work that would normally go to the supervisor. There is an area from Carbondale to Marshbrook, where we have never done any business.","text_w_direction":"Correct. And I was wondering if I could get you to do some of the field work that would normally go to the supervisor [Michael makes exaggerated oh-my-gosh face at camera]. There is an area from Carbondale to Marshbrook, where we have never done any business.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":21981,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":21982,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"David","text":"There is a small company there, Prince Paper. I can't get a report on it because it's not a public company. But we have been talking about going after their market, so I was hoping you could do some fact finding for me.","text_w_direction":"There is a small company there, Prince Paper. I can't get a report on it because it's not a public company. But we have been talking about going after their market, so I was hoping you could do some fact finding for me.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":21983,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":21984,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"David","text":"I'll fax over some of the things we're looking for.","text_w_direction":"I'll fax over some of the things we're looking for.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":21985,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Fax, why don't you just send it over on a dinosaur?","text_w_direction":"Fax, why don't you just send it over on a dinosaur?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":21986,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"David","text":"Look, this is important, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Look, this is important, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":21987,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, well, then, email it to me.","text_w_direction":"Oh, well, then, email it to me.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":21988,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"You've got no taste Stanley Hudson.","text_w_direction":"You've got no taste Stanley Hudson.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":21989,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"Oh, I do.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I do.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":21990,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"What are you guys talking about?","text_w_direction":"What are you guys talking about?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":21991,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"Some actress, whether shes hot.","text_w_direction":"Some actress, whether shes hot.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":21992,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Who is the gal in question?","text_w_direction":"Who is the gal in question?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":21993,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"Hillary Swank.","text_w_direction":"Hillary Swank.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":21994,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Creed","text":"Ah, Hillary Swank.","text_w_direction":"Ah, Hillary Swank.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":21995,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Not at all.","text_w_direction":"[most of office huddles around print out of Hillary Swank, judging her hotness] Not at all.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":21996,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Meredith","text":"She's got mean eyes.","text_w_direction":"She's got mean eyes.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":21997,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Have you seen her with her bangs?","text_w_direction":"Have you seen her with her bangs?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":21998,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"She looks like a monster.","text_w_direction":"She looks like a monster.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":21999,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Guys, she is a beautiful movie star, so maybe we should just go to work.","text_w_direction":"Guys, she is a beautiful movie star, so maybe we should just go to work.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22000,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Meredith","text":"She is an amazing actress.","text_w_direction":"She is an amazing actress.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22001,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"That is not the question.","text_w_direction":"That is not the question.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22002,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"She's not hot.","text_w_direction":"She's not hot.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22003,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah, thank you Phyllis.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, thank you Phyllis.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22004,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, okay, okay. Why don't we just put this to a vote, and then we'll be done with it.","text_w_direction":"Okay, okay, okay. Why don't we just put this to a vote, and then we'll be done with it.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22005,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"I'm not voting.","text_w_direction":"I'm not voting.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22006,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"No one cares. Who thinks that Hillary Swank is hot, raise your hand. Okay, and who thinks Hillary Swank is not hot, raise your hand.","text_w_direction":"[snaps back] No one cares. Who thinks that Hillary Swank is hot, raise your hand. [half of office raises hand] Okay, and who thinks Hillary Swank is not hot, raise your hand. [other half of office raises hand]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22007,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Five. Five to five.","text_w_direction":"[counting votes] Five. Five to five.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22008,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Thank you, accounting department.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, accounting department.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22009,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"So what do we do now?","text_w_direction":"So what do we do now?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22010,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"What if the owner of Prince Family Paper has a beautiful daughter and we have to seduce her in order to get their secrets?","text_w_direction":"[riding in car with Michael] What if the owner of Prince Family Paper has a beautiful daughter and we have to seduce her in order to get their secrets?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22011,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I will seduce her.","text_w_direction":"I will seduce her.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22012,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"No, I wanna seduce her.","text_w_direction":"No, I wanna seduce her.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22013,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No, I will seduce her.","text_w_direction":"No, I will seduce her.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22014,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Please Michael, please.","text_w_direction":"Please Michael, please.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22015,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No, I got it.","text_w_direction":"No, I got it.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22016,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"You'll fall in love with her.","text_w_direction":"You'll fall in love with her.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22017,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, so what if I did? That would take precedence and I would expect your support.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, so what if I did? That would take precedence and I would expect your support.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22018,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, let's go over the plan again.","text_w_direction":"Okay, let's go over the plan again.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22019,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Alright, I am a local business owner. I need to buy paper. I find out everything about their prices and policies","text_w_direction":"Alright, I am a local business owner. [Dwight nods along] I need to buy paper. I find out everything about their prices and policies","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22020,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Your fictitious name?","text_w_direction":"Your fictitious name?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22021,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Michael Scarn.","text_w_direction":"Michael Scarn.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22022,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"I am a paper salesman looking for a new job. I find out everything about their expenses and salaries.","text_w_direction":"I am a paper salesman looking for a new job. I find out everything about their expenses and salaries.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22023,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22024,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Then we meet at the Denny's...","text_w_direction":"Then we meet at the Denny's...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22025,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"[interrupting] No.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22026,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"...and then we compare notes.","text_w_direction":"...and then we compare notes.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22027,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, I never said Denny's. IHOP.","text_w_direction":"No, no, I never said Denny's. IHOP.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22028,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No! [arguing over each other]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22029,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"You know how I feel about IHOP.","text_w_direction":"You know how I feel about IHOP.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22030,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, don't start,","text_w_direction":"Oh, don't start,","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22031,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Are you socialist?","text_w_direction":"Are you socialist?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22032,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"You know what? I don't want to get into this debate again. I enjoy IHOP.","text_w_direction":"You know what? I don't want to get into this debate again. I enjoy IHOP.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22033,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"I'll have a cup of a coffee.","text_w_direction":"I'll have a cup of a coffee.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22034,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"You will have pancakes and you'll like it.","text_w_direction":"You will have pancakes and you'll like it.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22035,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Store only has three employees.","text_w_direction":"Store only has three employees.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22036,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"So what?","text_w_direction":"So what?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22037,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"It means they are not expanding.","text_w_direction":"It means they are not expanding.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22038,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Maybe they are shrinking.","text_w_direction":"Maybe they are shrinking.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22039,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22040,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"They could be shrinking.","text_w_direction":"They could be shrinking.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22041,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"No because their sign is centered perfectly above their store. No sign of the sign being moved.","text_w_direction":"No because their sign is centered perfectly above their store. No sign of the sign being moved.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22042,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Ah ha Yup.","text_w_direction":"Ah ha [popping something in his mouth] Yup.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22043,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Its lunch time, and no sign of anyone coming in or out. Which means they are not taking new customers out to lunch.","text_w_direction":"[spying through binoculars] Its lunch time, and no sign of anyone coming in or out. Which means they are not taking new customers out to lunch.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22044,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Mm hmm .","text_w_direction":"Mm hmm .","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22045,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Which Means they're not acquiring new business. So once again no growth.","text_w_direction":"Which Means they're not acquiring new business. So once again no growth.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22046,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"And there are clouds. There are clouds in the sky, which means gonna rain, bad for business.","text_w_direction":"And there are clouds. There are clouds in the sky, which means gonna rain, bad for business.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22047,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, it would if they were all cumulous and not cirrostratus.","text_w_direction":"Oh, it would if they were all cumulous and not cirrostratus.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22048,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Argh, why are you all...","text_w_direction":"Argh, why are you all...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22049,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Get your clouds right.","text_w_direction":"Get your clouds right.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22050,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Shut up.","text_w_direction":"Shut up.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22051,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"So you go in now, I am going to go in exactly ten minutes. We have never met each other. We are complete strangers. Also, we are going to need a signal to bolt out of there if there is danger. Lick ur lips, try it. No, no like this. Good.","text_w_direction":"So you go in now, I am going to go in exactly ten minutes. We have never met each other. We are complete strangers. Also, we are going to need a signal to bolt out of there if there is danger. Lick ur lips, try it. [Michael licks lips] No, no like this. [Dwight starts and Michael follows passionately licking their lips] Good.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22052,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Ready to do this?","text_w_direction":"Ready to do this?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22053,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22054,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Good. Here come the sharks.","text_w_direction":"Good. Here come the sharks. [they imitate jaws theme sounds and Dwight makes shark fin on his forehead]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22055,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"In nature, there is something called a food chain; it's where the shark eats a little shark. And the little shark eats a littler shark. And so on and so on. Until you get down to the single cell shark. So now replace sharks with paper companies and that is all you need to know about business.","text_w_direction":"In nature, there is something called a food chain; it's where the shark eats a little shark. And the little shark eats a littler shark. And so on and so on. Until you get down to the single cell shark. So now replace sharks with paper companies and that is all you need to know about business.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22056,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22057,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Entire Prince family","text":"Hello, hi.","text_w_direction":"Hello, hi.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22058,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"My name is Michael Scarn. I am a local business owner and I would like to find out about your company.","text_w_direction":"My name is Michael Scarn. I am a local business owner and I would like to find out about your company.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22059,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Prince Grandfather","text":"Oh, please come in","text_w_direction":"Oh, please come in","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22060,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22061,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Prince Grandfather","text":"What kind of business are you in.","text_w_direction":"What kind of business are you in.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22062,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"We are a law firm.","text_w_direction":"We are a law firm.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22063,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Prince Grandfather","text":"I assume your primary paper needs are stationary, general office.","text_w_direction":"I assume your primary paper needs are stationary, general office.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22064,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"You know, I will be honest with you... about something. Where we used to live, our paper supplier had a lot of big clients and I just didn't feel like a priority. So I guess my question for you would be how many clients do you have?","text_w_direction":"You know, I will be honest with you... about something. Where we used to live, our paper supplier had a lot of big clients and I just didn't feel like a priority. So I guess my question [reaches for paper in his pocket with questions on it] for you would be [reading off sheet] how many clients do you have?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22065,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Prince Grandfather","text":"About 80.","text_w_direction":"About 80.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22066,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Really? That many? This doesn't seem like a very big operation.","text_w_direction":"Really? That many? This doesn't seem like a very big operation.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22067,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Prince Grandfather","text":"It's just me, my wife and my son.","text_w_direction":"It's just me, my wife and my son.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22068,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Ah, so when did you set up shop?","text_w_direction":"Ah, so when did you set up shop?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22069,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Prince Grandfather","text":"I opened this place after I came back from Vietnam.","text_w_direction":"I opened this place after I came back from Vietnam.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22070,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh Vietnam, I hear it's lovely .","text_w_direction":"Oh Vietnam, I hear it's lovely .","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22071,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Prince Grandfather","text":"Mmhmm.","text_w_direction":"[muted] Mmhmm. [shrugs]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22072,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Each side will have three minutes to prepare opening arguments. Topic","text_w_direction":"Each side will have three minutes to prepare opening arguments. Topic[/b]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22073,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Entire office","text":"Hot!","text_w_direction":"Hot!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22074,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"The debate is whether she is hot.","text_w_direction":"The debate is whether she is hot.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22075,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"What difference does it make? Attractive, beautiful, hot, we're talking about the same thing here.","text_w_direction":"What difference does it make? Attractive, beautiful, hot, we're talking about the same thing here.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22076,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Huge difference. A painting can be beautiful, but I don't want to bang a painting.","text_w_direction":"Huge difference. A painting can be beautiful, but I don't want to bang a painting.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22077,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Okay, TMI.","text_w_direction":"Okay, TMI.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22078,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"So, even specialty paper, say 94 brightness double-bonded, you would put that on the same truck as your conventional stock?","text_w_direction":"So, even specialty paper, say 94 brightness double-bonded, you would put that on the same truck as your conventional stock?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22079,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Prince Grandfather","text":"You sure know a lot about paper for a lawyer.","text_w_direction":"You sure know a lot about paper for a lawyer.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22080,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Well that is... because... I am a genius.","text_w_direction":"Well that is... because... I am a genius.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22081,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Prince Grandfather","text":"Oh really?","text_w_direction":"Oh really?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22082,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, well about some things, and other things I am very stupid. Like, watch this. Is this the cup? Is this the cup? Is this what I drink out of? Laughter is my job, tears are my game, law is my profession.","text_w_direction":"Yes, well about some things, and other things I am very stupid. Like, watch this. Is this the cup? [picks up tape dispenser and makes drinking motion] Is this the cup? [picks up a stapler and makes drinking motion] Is this what I drink out of? [glug noise, both laugh] Laughter is my job, tears are my game, law is my profession.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22083,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Hello, I would like to apply for a job.","text_w_direction":"Hello, I would like to apply for a job.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22084,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Prince Grandfather","text":"Hi, I'm afraid we're not hiring right now.","text_w_direction":"Hi, I'm afraid we're not hiring right now.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22085,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Why don't you just get rid of this guy?","text_w_direction":"Why don't you just get rid of this guy? [points to Prince Son]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22086,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Prince Grandfather","text":"That's my son.","text_w_direction":"That's my son.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22087,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm your son now; you can visit him on holidays. Dwight Schrute, I'm a paper salesman at a second tier paper company called Dunder Mifflin. I'm the top salesman there and I'm looking for a new challenge. I would say you guys have what, 40 high full volume clients?","text_w_direction":"I'm your son now; you can visit him on holidays. Dwight Schrute, I'm a paper salesman at a second tier paper company called Dunder Mifflin. I'm the top salesman there and I'm looking for a new challenge. I would say you guys have what, 40 high full volume clients?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22088,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Try 80.","text_w_direction":"Try 80.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22089,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Pshaw, that's nothing. I've 90 clients myself. You had better look out, someone might run you out of business.","text_w_direction":"Pshaw, that's nothing. I've 90 clients myself. You had better look out, someone might run you out of business.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22090,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Prince Grandfather","text":"I sure hope not.","text_w_direction":"I sure hope not.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22091,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Me too.","text_w_direction":"Me too. [smirking]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22092,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"I think all of us have a tendency to view celebrities as sort of mythical figures, you know? We don't really see them as real so therefore we don't judge them as real people.","text_w_direction":"I think all of us have a tendency to view celebrities as sort of mythical figures, you know? We don't really see them as real so therefore we don't judge them as real people.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22093,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Are you serious? Jim, just show us a picture.","text_w_direction":"Are you serious? Jim, just show us a picture.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22094,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"Kevin, c'mon.","text_w_direction":"Kevin, c'mon.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22095,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"Yeah, shut up Kevin.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, shut up Kevin.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22096,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"He's making all these fancy, uh, it's a gut thing.","text_w_direction":"He's making all these fancy, uh, it's a gut thing.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22097,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Kevin, you know what, why don't you close your eyes? Imagine that Hilary Swank comes into this office for real and she walks over to you and says Kevin Malone, I just read your online profile and there is nothing I would rather do then make out with you right now. And now you tell me something, is she hot? Does that end the debate?","text_w_direction":"Kevin, you know what, why don't you close your eyes? Imagine that Hilary Swank comes into this office for real and she walks over to you [in a more and more seductive voice] and says Kevin Malone, I just read your online profile and there is nothing I would rather do then make out with you right now. And now you tell me something, is she hot? [Kevin gets up to join the \"hot\" team to their great joy] Does that end the debate?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22098,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"No, it's is she hot, not would you do her. Respect the game.","text_w_direction":"[Kevin sits down, gets right back up and heads back to \"not hot\" team] No, it's is she hot, not would you do her. Respect the game.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22099,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Oh my God.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22100,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim ","text":"This close.","text_w_direction":"[fingers opened an inch] This close.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22101,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Prince","text":"Grandfather","text_w_direction":"Grandfather[/b]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22102,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"My boss, his insensitivity might border on cruel. This is a man who does not listen to the needs his underlings.","text_w_direction":"My boss, his insensitivity might border on cruel. This is a man who does not listen to the needs his underlings. [Michael takes offense and charges over]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22103,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, hey, how is your interview going?","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey, how is your interview going?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22104,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"It's going very well.","text_w_direction":"It's going very well.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22105,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Don't blow it. Hey Linda, can I get a picture of you?","text_w_direction":"Don't blow it. Hey Linda, can I get a picture of you?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22106,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Linda","text":"You want a picture of me?","text_w_direction":"You want a picture of me?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22107,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I would, could you just stand over here? That would be great Just a little something to remember the trip by. A little to your left","text_w_direction":"I would, could you just stand over here? That would be great [positioning her towards sign of Prince Family Paper customers] Just a little something to remember the trip by. A little to your left [positions Linda to get better picture]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22108,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Linda","text":"Can I get a copy of that?","text_w_direction":"Can I get a copy of that?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22109,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Prince Granddaughter","text":"Grandma, I can't do this.","text_w_direction":"Grandma, I can't do this.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22110,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"What's going on? Little homework over here? Lets see if I can help. Huh, math, that's not so hard. Ok. There are 4 of these, ignore the parenthesis, right?","text_w_direction":"What's going on? Little homework over here? Lets see if I can help. Huh, math, that's not so hard. Ok. There are 4 of these, ignore the parenthesis, right?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22111,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Prince Granddaughter","text":"Right.","text_w_direction":"Right.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22112,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Why is this little 2 so small? It's, it's weird, you don't, you just go by the x. The x means times. 4 times x 2. What is double 4?","text_w_direction":"Why is this little 2 so small? It's, it's weird, you don't, you just go by the x. The x means times. 4 times x 2. What is double 4?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22113,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Prince Granddaughter","text":"8","text_w_direction":"8","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22114,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Excellent! Way to go! Nice!","text_w_direction":"Excellent! Way to go! Nice! [Michael and granddaughter Prince exchange high fives]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22115,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Prince Grandmother","text":"Don't put that.","text_w_direction":"Don't put that. [granddaughter Prince erases and corrects answer]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22116,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Ladies and gentlemen, even though the pen1s was fake, I was expecting a second plot twist where we found out Hilary Swank was a boy.","text_w_direction":"Ladies and gentlemen, even though the pen1s was fake, I was expecting a second plot twist where we found out Hilary Swank was a boy.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22117,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Kevin!","text_w_direction":"[disapprovingly] Kevin!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22118,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Ok, I wasn't going to dignify this discussion by getting involved, but I don't even get the discussion, hot is a temperature people. But Kevin deserves to lose for what he said, so, yes, she's hot, she's hot as heck, she's a female Boris Becker.","text_w_direction":"Ok, I wasn't going to dignify this discussion by getting involved, but I don't even get the discussion, hot is a temperature people. But Kevin deserves to lose for what he said, so, yes, she's hot, she's hot as heck, she's a female Boris Becker.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22119,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"OH!","text_w_direction":"OH! [the \"yes she's hot team\" claps]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22120,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, well thank you very much for all of your help. It's going to be an incredibly hard decision.","text_w_direction":"Oh, well thank you very much for all of your help. It's going to be an incredibly hard decision.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22121,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Prince Grandfather","text":"Wait; let me get something for you. Here is some, some references. Here is a list of references, our top clients. You call any of them; I trust you will hear some good things.","text_w_direction":"Wait; let me get something for you. Here is some, some references. Here is a list of references, our top clients. You call any of them; I trust you will hear some good things.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22122,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I... Okay, okay, okay, alright, thank you.","text_w_direction":"I... Okay, okay, okay, [in disbelief] alright, thank you. [heads towards Dwight, makes make out lips signal]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22123,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Excuse me sir, I took the bus here and was wondering if I could catch a ride home with you in your car.","text_w_direction":"[both making make out lips at each other] Excuse me sir, I took the bus here and was wondering if I could catch a ride home with you in your car.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22124,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Of course. Thank you very much. Thanks for your time.","text_w_direction":"Of course. Thank you very much. Thanks for your time.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22125,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you very much.","text_w_direction":"Thank you very much.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22126,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I cannot wait to contact your clients.","text_w_direction":"I cannot wait to contact your clients.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22127,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you for your time I look forward to getting your calls.","text_w_direction":"Thank you for your time I look forward to getting your calls. [hurrying out door]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22128,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Prince Grandfather","text":"Bye bye now. So long.","text_w_direction":"Bye bye now. So long.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22129,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight and Michael","text":"Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. [running out door]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22130,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Haha, we struck the mother load!","text_w_direction":"Haha, we struck the mother load!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22131,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Cmon.","text_w_direction":"Cmon.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22132,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Wallace is going to freak.","text_w_direction":"Wallace is going to freak.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22133,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"All their top clients I can't believe it.","text_w_direction":"All their top clients I can't believe it.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22134,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"He's going to absolutely freak.","text_w_direction":"He's going to absolutely freak.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22135,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Someone's looking out the window. Go go, Peel out, go.","text_w_direction":"Someone's looking out the window. Go go, Peel out, go. [car hits front divider, screeching]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22136,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh shoot.","text_w_direction":"Oh shoot.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22137,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"You drove over that. Go back","text_w_direction":"You drove over that. Go back [car hits divider, screeching]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22138,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh God, what was that?","text_w_direction":"Oh God, what was that?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22139,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"That's not good.","text_w_direction":"That's not good.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22140,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"No, no, no no. Shes hot, okay? Because if you are saying Hillary Swank isn't hot, then you are saying that I am not hot. Because obviously I am not as hot as Hillary Swank!","text_w_direction":"No, no, no no. Shes hot, okay? Because if you are saying Hillary Swank isn't hot, then you are saying that I am not hot. Because obviously I am not as hot as Hillary Swank! [Kelly runs away in tears]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22141,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh my God.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22142,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Aw, it's alright.","text_w_direction":"Aw, it's alright.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22143,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh man,","text_w_direction":"Oh man,","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22144,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Aw, my car.","text_w_direction":"Aw, my car.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22145,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Not good.","text_w_direction":"Not good.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22146,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Prince Grandfather","text":"Is everyone okay?","text_w_direction":"Is everyone okay?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22147,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Prince Grandmother","text":"It sounded bad.","text_w_direction":"It sounded bad.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22148,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22149,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No no, we are fine. You have done enough already.","text_w_direction":"No no, we are fine. You have done enough already.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22150,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"You've done more then you can possibly know.","text_w_direction":"You've done more then you can possibly know.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22151,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Just, shut up. You know we are just going to call a tow truck, so...","text_w_direction":"Just, shut up. You know we are just going to call a tow truck, so...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22152,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Prince Grandfather","text":"A tow truck is going to charge you one hundred bucks to take you a mile. Let me take a look.","text_w_direction":"A tow truck is going to charge you one hundred bucks to take you a mile. Let me take a look.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22153,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, really not necessary.","text_w_direction":"No, no, really not necessary.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22154,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"He drove over the divider and then backed over it and caused the..","text_w_direction":"He drove over the divider and then backed over it and caused the..","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22155,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Prince Grandfather","text":"I'll be right back I'm just going to grab my tool box.","text_w_direction":"I'll be right back I'm just going to grab my tool box.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22156,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Ladies, are we prepared to let the Kevins of the world decide anything for us? Anything at all? We don't even give him full internet access.","text_w_direction":"Ladies, are we prepared to let the Kevins of the world decide anything for us? Anything at all? We don't even give him full internet access.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22157,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Wait, what?","text_w_direction":"[surprised] Wait, what?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22158,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"See that, the obvious symmetry of the face? That's a natural appeal of the scientific standard of coin aphelia, features that are a composite average of many features. Yes, she is attractive, but is not hot.","text_w_direction":"See that, the obvious symmetry of the face? That's a natural appeal of the scientific standard of coin aphelia, features that are a composite average of many features. Yes, she is attractive, but is not hot.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22159,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"How much longer is this going to take?","text_w_direction":"How much longer is this going to take?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22160,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"You know let me give you some money for this.","text_w_direction":"You know let me give you some money for this.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22161,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Prince Son","text":"No, I work at a desk all day, its nice working with my hands.","text_w_direction":"No, I work at a desk all day, its nice working with my hands.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22162,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh coffee, that's too much.","text_w_direction":"Oh coffee, that's too much. [Dwight drinks it]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22163,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"This is disgusting, what is it this, instant?","text_w_direction":"This is disgusting, what is it this, instant?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22164,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Prince Grandfather","text":"Well that outta do it.","text_w_direction":"Well that outta do it. [bumper is heavily duct taped to the car]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22165,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Prince Granddaughter","text":"Its all better.","text_w_direction":"Its all better.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22166,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22167,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Prince Grandfather","text":"Gosh, well so long.","text_w_direction":"Gosh, well so long. [they exchange byes]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22168,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"I look forward to hearing from you about that job application.","text_w_direction":"I look forward to hearing from you about that job application.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22169,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, goodbye Prince Family.","text_w_direction":"Ok, goodbye Prince Family.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22170,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Goodbye prince family, should be called the Sucker family. Here you go shark, let me fix your fin for you and sharpen your teeth while I'm at it. Bye bye.","text_w_direction":"Goodbye prince family, [to Michael] should be called the Sucker family. Here you go shark, let me fix your fin for you and sharpen your teeth while I'm at it. [Dwight laughs evilly, Michael seems remorseful] Bye bye.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22171,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[punches Michael on the arm, beckons to Michael for high five, does not get it, high fives himself, smiles contently]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22172,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"I'm saying, all I'm saying is Kevin is not necessarily a feminist, is all I'm saying.","text_w_direction":"[entire office is chatting] I'm saying, all I'm saying is Kevin is not necessarily a feminist, is all I'm saying.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22173,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"No, because...","text_w_direction":"No, because... [Dwight and Michael walk in and march into Michael's office, silencing the conversation]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22174,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight, what will happen to that family if I call David and give him this information?","text_w_direction":"Dwight, what will happen to that family if I call David and give him this information?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22175,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Its simple, David would use that information to destroy them.","text_w_direction":"Its simple, David would use that information to destroy them.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22176,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Ok. You know, our sales are fine. We're doing fine. They're doing fine.","text_w_direction":"Ok. You know, our sales are fine. We're doing fine. They're doing fine.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22177,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"They could do better.","text_w_direction":"They could do better.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22178,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Why don't we just, live and let live?","text_w_direction":"Why don't we just, live and let live?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22179,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22180,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Live and let live.","text_w_direction":"Live and let live.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22181,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm not familiar with that expression,","text_w_direction":"I'm not familiar with that expression,","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22182,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"It's from James Bond.","text_w_direction":"It's from James Bond.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22183,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"It doesn't make sense, of course I'm alive.","text_w_direction":"It doesn't make sense, of course I'm alive.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22184,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I'm not going to make this call.","text_w_direction":"I'm not going to make this call.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22185,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael, you have to. Have you ever seen a lioness devour its cub? Have you ever seen a baboon devour its mate? Have you ever seen a raccoon devour a squirrel?","text_w_direction":"Michael, you have to. Have you ever seen a lioness devour its cub? Have you ever seen a baboon devour its mate? Have you ever seen a raccoon devour a squirrel?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22186,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"My heart says...","text_w_direction":"My heart says...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22187,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Your heart is a wonderful thing, Michael. But it has made some terrible decisions.","text_w_direction":"Your heart is a wonderful thing, Michael. But it has made some terrible decisions.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22188,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"That is true.","text_w_direction":"That is true.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22189,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22190,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"That is true. We have gone down the wrong path many many times.","text_w_direction":"That is true. We have gone down the wrong path many many times.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22191,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22192,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Jan... Ryan.","text_w_direction":"Jan... Ryan.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22193,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, save your heart for love, and use your brain for business, right? If we don't do this to prince paper, someone else will. Worse yet, someone else will do it to us.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, save your heart for love, and use your brain for business, right? If we don't do this to prince paper, someone else will. Worse yet, someone else will do it to us.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22194,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"I am trying to be more optimistic in life. I've got what, 20 or 30 years left. And my family history says I have less. Now, the old Stanley Hudson would have found something wrong this actress. But that is no way to live life. Look at this healthy sexy pretty strong young woman. C'mon people! She is hot.","text_w_direction":"I am trying to be more optimistic in life. I've got what, 20 or 30 years left. And my family history says I have less. Now, the old Stanley Hudson would have found something wrong this actress. But that is no way to live life. Look at this healthy sexy pretty strong young woman. C'mon people! She is hot.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22195,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"There was a terrible war, ugh, so many died. Far too many died. But if Frodo hadn't destroyed the ring, then goodness itself might have died.","text_w_direction":"There was a terrible war, ugh, so many died. Far too many died. But if Frodo hadn't destroyed the ring, then goodness itself might have died.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22196,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"You're right.","text_w_direction":"You're right.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22197,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22198,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"You are right. I will call David and give him the customer list and I will give him all my info.","text_w_direction":"You are right. I will call David and give him the customer list and I will give him all my info.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22199,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Good, so, where are you going?","text_w_direction":"Good, so, [Michael takes client list and heads out of office] where are you going?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22200,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Just something I have to do first.","text_w_direction":"Just something I have to do first.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22201,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Where are you taking the client list?","text_w_direction":"Where are you taking the client list?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22202,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Somewhere safe, where it can't hurt anyone","text_w_direction":"Somewhere safe, where it can't hurt anyone [starts running, Dwight follows]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22203,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael, Michael, no. Michael, give that. Michael, don't do this. No.","text_w_direction":"Michael, Michael, no. Michael, give that. Michael, don't do this. No. [chasing Michael out of the office into parking lot]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22204,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh shoot!","text_w_direction":"Oh shoot! [gets to his car turns around]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22205,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Freeze, give me the list!","text_w_direction":"Freeze, give me the list! [still chasing him back into office where Michael grabs his car keys from his desk and heads back to parking lot]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22206,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"No no no, I can't let you do this!","text_w_direction":"No no no, I can't let you do this!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22207,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Those people will be ruined.","text_w_direction":"Those people will be ruined. [runs out back door]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22208,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Its business, not personal.","text_w_direction":"Its business, not personal. [they run back outside, where Dwight gets paper from Michael]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22209,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Give it, give it. We can't do this to those people.","text_w_direction":"Give it, give it. We can't do this to those people.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22210,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Its over, Michael, its over.","text_w_direction":"Its over, Michael, its over. [holding list of clients up]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22211,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Im not a shark.","text_w_direction":"Im not a shark.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22212,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Okay, it is time for the final votes. All of those in favor of resolution Hillary Swank is hot? Okay. And all those opposed?","text_w_direction":"Okay, it is time for the final votes. All of those in favor of resolution Hillary Swank is hot? [half of office raises hand] Okay. And all those opposed? [he skips back and joins other half of office in raising hand]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22213,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"This is ridiculous.","text_w_direction":"This is ridiculous.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22214,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"That's the thing about debating, you're just going to get people more entrenched in the view they had in the first place.","text_w_direction":"That's the thing about debating, you're just going to get people more entrenched in the view they had in the first place. [two sides of the debate start arguing]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22215,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"David","text":"This is good stuff Michael. You are a titan of industry pal.","text_w_direction":"This is good stuff Michael. You are a titan of industry pal.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22216,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Mpfh.","text_w_direction":"[pained] Mpfh.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22217,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"David","text":"Good work.","text_w_direction":"Good work.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22218,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22219,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"David","text":"Look I'll be in touch, thanks buddy.","text_w_direction":"Look I'll be in touch, thanks buddy.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22220,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, bye bye.","text_w_direction":"Okay, bye bye.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22221,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Guess whose stock just went up, golden boy?","text_w_direction":"Guess whose stock just went up, golden boy?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22222,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I guess this is what they call a bittersweet moment. It is bitter because I slightly destroyed a wonderful little family. But sweet because David Wallace thought I did a good job. That's what I hate bittersweet chocolate. I don't even... what's the point of that? Why not just sweet? Who are you helping?","text_w_direction":"I guess this is what they call a bittersweet moment. It is bitter because I slightly destroyed a wonderful little family. But sweet because David Wallace thought I did a good job. That's what I hate bittersweet chocolate. I don't even... what's the point of that? Why not just sweet? Who are you helping?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22223,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, hey what is this?","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey what is this?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22224,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Hillary swank.","text_w_direction":"Hillary swank.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22225,"season":5,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Prince Family Paper","director":"Asaad Kelada","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, she is hot.","text_w_direction":"Oh, she is hot. [\"Hillary Swank is hot\" supporters cheer]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1954,"air_date":"2009-01-22"}
{"index":22226,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Last week I gave a fire safety talk. And nobody paid any attention. It's my own fault for using PowerPoint. PowerPoint is boring. People learn in a lot of different ways, but experience is the best teacher. Today, smoking is gonna save lives.","text_w_direction":"Last week I gave a fire safety talk. [clears throat] And nobody paid any attention. It's my own fault for using PowerPoint. PowerPoint is boring. People learn in a lot of different ways, but experience is the best teacher. [lights a cigarette] Today, smoking is gonna save lives. [throws cigarette into garbage can filled with paper and lighter fluid]","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22227,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Does anyone smell anything smoky?","text_w_direction":"[looking around office to see if anyone notices the smoke] Does anyone smell anything smoky?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22228,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Did you bring your jerky in again?","text_w_direction":"Did you bring your jerky in again?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22229,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[clears throat]","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22230,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, my God! Uh, Oh my God!","text_w_direction":"[points to smoke] Oh, my God! Uh, Oh my God!","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22231,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"What--","text_w_direction":"What--","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22232,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Whoa, fire!","text_w_direction":"Whoa, fire!","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22233,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, fire! Oh my goodness! What's the procedure? What do we do, people?","text_w_direction":"Oh, fire! Oh my goodness! What's the procedure? What do we do, people?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22234,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"The phones are dead.","text_w_direction":"The phones are dead.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22235,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, how did that happen?","text_w_direction":"Oh, how did that happen?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22236,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"It's out in the hall.","text_w_direction":"It's out in the hall.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22237,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"No, we don't know that. The smoke could be coming through an air duct.","text_w_direction":"No, we don't know that. The smoke could be coming through an air duct.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22238,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh my God! Okay, it happening. Everybody stay calm.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God! Okay, it happening. Everybody stay calm.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22239,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"What's the procedure, everyone? What's the procedure?","text_w_direction":"What's the procedure, everyone? What's the procedure?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22240,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Stay calm!","text_w_direction":"Stay [bleep] calm!","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22241,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait, wait, wait.","text_w_direction":"Wait, wait, wait.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22242,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Everyone, now calm down!","text_w_direction":"Everyone, now [bleep] calm down!","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22243,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"No! No, Michael! No! Touch the handle. If it's hot, there could be a fire in the hallway.","text_w_direction":"No! No, Michael! No! Touch the handle. If it's hot, there could be a fire in the hallway.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22244,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"What does warm mean?","text_w_direction":"What does warm mean?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22245,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Everyone","text":"Oh my God.","text_w_direction":"[groaning] Oh my God.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22246,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Not a viable option.","text_w_direction":"Not a viable option.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22247,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Try a different door.","text_w_direction":"Try a different door.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22248,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, what's next?","text_w_direction":"Okay, what's next?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22249,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Don't run.","text_w_direction":"Don't run.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22250,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh! Here's a door. Check that one out. How's the handle?","text_w_direction":"Oh! Here's a door. Check that one out. How's the handle?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22251,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"It-- it's warm.","text_w_direction":"It-- it's warm.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22252,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, uh, another option.","text_w_direction":"Well, uh, another option. [everyone chattering at once]","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22253,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Back door.","text_w_direction":"Back door.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22254,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Back to our options. Jeez! Ok! settle down everyone. No bunching!","text_w_direction":"Back to our options. Jeez! Ok! settle down everyone. No bunching!","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22255,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh! I forgot my purse.","text_w_direction":"Oh! I forgot my purse.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22256,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Leave it woman!","text_w_direction":"Leave it woman!","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22257,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Get out of the way! Go, go, go!","text_w_direction":"Get out of the way! Go, go, go!","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22258,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Things can be replaced, Phyllis! People, human lives, however, can...","text_w_direction":"Things can be replaced, Phyllis! People, human lives, however, can...","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22259,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Ah! My hand! That's hot!","text_w_direction":"Ah! My hand! That's hot!","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22260,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Aah! This ones hot too!","text_w_direction":"Aah! This ones hot too!","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22261,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, we're trapped. Everyone for himself.","text_w_direction":"Okay, we're trapped. Everyone for himself.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22262,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, let's go.","text_w_direction":"Okay, let's go.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22263,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Everyone","text":"Out of my way! Let's go. Get out of my way!","text_w_direction":"[shouting] Out of my way! Let's go. Get out of my way!","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22264,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Calm, please","text_w_direction":"Calm, please","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22265,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Get out of the way!","text_w_direction":"Get out of the way!","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22266,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Have you ever seen a burn victim?","text_w_direction":"Have you ever seen a burn victim?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22267,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Move it!","text_w_direction":"Move it!","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22268,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay! Procedure, procedure. Exit options. Where do we go folks? Wha-- Use a what to cover the mouth?","text_w_direction":"Okay! Procedure, procedure. Exit options. Where do we go folks? Wha-- Use a what to cover the mouth?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22269,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"It's okay. Shh shhh.","text_w_direction":"[pulling cat out of filing drawer] It's okay. Shh shhh.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22270,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"A what? A rag. A damp rag, perhaps. Let's remember those procedures. What are the options? Okay, that's the wrong way. We've already tried that. Remember your exit points. Exit points people.","text_w_direction":"A what? A rag. A damp rag, perhaps. Let's remember those procedures. What are the options? Okay, that's the wrong way. We've already tried that. Remember your exit points. Exit points people.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22271,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Oscar.","text_w_direction":"Oscar.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22272,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"What's next?","text_w_direction":"What's next?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22273,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Oscar!","text_w_direction":"Oscar!","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22274,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Stay alive! I'm getting help!","text_w_direction":"Stay alive! I'm getting help!","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22275,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Pull me up!","text_w_direction":"Pull me up!","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22276,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"You're too heavy!","text_w_direction":"You're too heavy!","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22277,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"I only weigh 82 pounds! Uh-- save Bandit! Oh!","text_w_direction":"I only weigh 82 pounds! Uh-- save Bandit! [throws cat into air duct and he falls out through the other side] Oh!","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22278,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"How about 911? Anyone? 911.","text_w_direction":"How about 911? Anyone? 911. [Michael throws a chair at the window, Kevin smashes a chair through the vending machine and begins to grab snacks, everyone is shouting.]","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22279,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"What do we do?","text_w_direction":"What do we do?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22280,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Use the surge of fear and adrenaline to sharpen your decision-making.","text_w_direction":"Use the surge of fear and adrenaline to sharpen your decision-making.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22281,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, I am not dying here. Come on.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I am not dying here. Come on. [everyone is coughing from the smoke, Dwight lights some fire crackers and they start popping]","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22282,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"What is that? What is that?","text_w_direction":"What is that? What is that?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22283,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"The fire's shooting at us!","text_w_direction":"The fire's shooting at us!","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22284,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"What in the name of God is going on?!","text_w_direction":"What in the name of God is going on?!","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22285,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Yes! Yes, ba-- Yes, battering ram! Battering ram!","text_w_direction":"Yes! [Dwight pulls fire alarm] Yes, ba-- Yes, battering ram! Battering ram!","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22286,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis and Creed","text":"Ahhhh!!!","text_w_direction":"Ahhhh!!! [Oscar's leg crashes through the ceiling]","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22287,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Go, go, go, go, go!!","text_w_direction":"Go, go, go, go, go!! [Andy and Jim ram the door with the copy machine]","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22288,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Help!! Help!!","text_w_direction":"[throws the projector out the window] Help!! Help!!","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22289,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"I'm about to die!","text_w_direction":"I'm about to die!","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22290,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Attention everyone! Employees of Dunder Mifflin! This has been a test of our emergency preparedness. There is no fire. It was only a simulation.","text_w_direction":"[blowing air horn] Attention everyone! Employees of Dunder Mifflin! This has been a test of our emergency preparedness. There is no fire. It was only a simulation.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22291,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"What?!","text_w_direction":"What?!","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22292,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Fire not real. This was merely a training exercise. So, what have we learned? Oh come on. It's not real Stanley. Don't have a heart attack.","text_w_direction":"Fire not real. This was merely a training exercise. [Oscar drops down from the ceiling] So, what have we learned? [Stanley falls to the floor] Oh come on. It's not real Stanley. Don't have a heart attack.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22293,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no! You will not die! Stanley! Stanley! You will not die! Stanley! Stanley! Barack is president! You are black, Stanley! I'm gonna give him mouth to mouth.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no! You will not die! Stanley! Stanley! You will not die! Stanley! Stanley! Barack is president! You are black, Stanley! I'm gonna give him mouth to mouth.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22294,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"No, no, no! Don't give him mouth to mouth for this!","text_w_direction":"No, no, no! Don't give him mouth to mouth for this!","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22295,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"He's going to swallow is tongue.","text_w_direction":"He's going to swallow is tongue.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22296,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"No. Michael. Michael.","text_w_direction":"No. Michael. Michael.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22297,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Open your mouth. Come on. Don't swallow it.","text_w_direction":"Open your mouth. Come on. Don't swallow it.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22298,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Michael! Michael!","text_w_direction":"[everyone shouting at once] Michael! Michael!","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22299,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Leave me al--","text_w_direction":"Leave me al--","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22300,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"You're choking him!","text_w_direction":"You're choking him!","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22301,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Saving him!","text_w_direction":"Saving him!","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22302,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"David Wallace","text":"How could you possibly think this is a good idea?","text_w_direction":"How could you possibly think this is a good idea?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22303,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"A lot of ideas were not appreciated in their time.","text_w_direction":"A lot of ideas were not appreciated in their time.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22304,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Electricity.","text_w_direction":"Electricity.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22305,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Shampoo.","text_w_direction":"Shampoo.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22306,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"David Wallace","text":"You could have burned down the whole building.","text_w_direction":"You could have burned down the whole building.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22307,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I just want to say for the record, I did not kill anyone. Stanley was attacked by his own heart. And he should be released from the hospital and back in the office in a couple days.","text_w_direction":"I just want to say for the record, I did not kill anyone. Stanley was attacked by his own heart. And he should be released from the hospital and back in the office in a couple days.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22308,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Lawyer","text":"Did you shout, \"Fire!\", causing a panic?","text_w_direction":"Did you shout, \"Fire!\", causing a panic?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22309,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes I shouted \"fire!\". I shouted many things! I also shouted instructions on how to get out of the building, so you can imagine my frustration as safety officer when nobody would heed of what-- heeded--","text_w_direction":"Yes I shouted \"fire!\". I shouted many things! I also shouted instructions on how to get out of the building, so you can imagine my frustration as safety officer when nobody would heed of what-- heeded--","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22310,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hed. Hedded","text_w_direction":"Hed. Hedded","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22311,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"When no one hedded--","text_w_direction":"When no one hedded--","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22312,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Take hedded of.","text_w_direction":"Take hedded of.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22313,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"N-no one would take hedded of my instructions.","text_w_direction":"N-no one would take hedded of my instructions.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22314,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Heed. Heed.","text_w_direction":"Heed. Heed.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22315,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"So, you--","text_w_direction":"So, you--","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22316,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Take heed of.","text_w_direction":"Take heed of.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22317,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"And, well, I don't see my co-workers--","text_w_direction":"And, well, I don't see my co-workers--","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22318,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Take heed of.","text_w_direction":"Take heed of.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22319,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Hee-heeding this right now.","text_w_direction":"Hee-heeding this right now.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22320,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Lawyer","text":"Wh--what?","text_w_direction":"Wh--what?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22321,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. This city. Dwight. We are not mad, we are just disappointed.","text_w_direction":"Okay. [walks to the window, sighs] This city. Dwight. We are not mad, we are just disappointed.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22322,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"David Wallace","text":"No, we are mad.","text_w_direction":"No, we are mad.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22323,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.","text_w_direction":"Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22324,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"David Wallace","text":"No, we're not.","text_w_direction":"No, we're not.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22325,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I am not a mind reader, David.","text_w_direction":"I am not a mind reader, David.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22326,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"David","text":"Look, this is very serious offense. We have cause to fire you.","text_w_direction":"Look, this is very serious offense. We have cause to fire you.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22327,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michel","text":"Can you shove down? Instead... shove down, please. Instead, what I think we should do is strip of your title as safety officer.","text_w_direction":"Can you shove down? Instead... shove down, please. Instead, what I think we should do is strip of your title as safety officer.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22328,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22329,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"And we should take a part of his pay and donate it the charity of your choice. Something that Dwight doesn't like.","text_w_direction":"And we should take a part of his pay and donate it the charity of your choice. Something that Dwight doesn't like.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22330,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"PETA.","text_w_direction":"PETA.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22331,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"David Wallace","text":"Michael, you have to take responsibility here. One of your employees had a heart attack. He could have died, because of the way that you are allowing your office to run. Do you want that on your conscious?","text_w_direction":"Michael, you have to take responsibility here. One of your employees had a heart attack. He could have died, because of the way that you are allowing your office to run. Do you want that on your conscious?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22332,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Do you?","text_w_direction":"Do you?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22333,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"David Wallace","text":"Michael?","text_w_direction":"Michael?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22334,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You talking to me?","text_w_direction":"You talking to me?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22335,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"David Wallace","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22336,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22337,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Well... I guess we papered over that pretty nicely. It always amuses me when corporate thinks they can make some big change with a twenty minute meeting in some fancy high-rise. What's the matter? You hungry?","text_w_direction":"Well... I guess we papered over that pretty nicely. [chuckles] It always amuses me when corporate thinks they can make some big change with a twenty minute meeting in some fancy high-rise. What's the matter? You hungry?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22338,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No, Dwight. I am worried. A man's life is in my hands.","text_w_direction":"[sighs] No, Dwight. I am worried. A man's life is in my hands.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22339,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Don't you worry about that. I got it covered. Okay?","text_w_direction":"Don't you worry about that. I got it covered. Okay?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22340,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22341,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I am planning a bomb scare that should really get the blood pumping.","text_w_direction":"I am planning a bomb scare that should really get the blood pumping.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22342,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"That's not gonna happen. I'm taking over as safety man.","text_w_direction":"That's not gonna happen. I'm taking over as safety man.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22343,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"What? You?","text_w_direction":"What? You?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22344,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22345,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Come on.","text_w_direction":"Come on.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22346,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I'm a smart guy. I'll figure it out.","text_w_direction":"I'm a smart guy. I'll figure it out.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22347,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"That's preposterous.","text_w_direction":"That's preposterous.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22348,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No, I will.","text_w_direction":"No, I will.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22349,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Nobody should have to go to work thinking, \"Oh, this is the place that I might die today.\" That's what a hospital is for. An office is for not dying. An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max, to... An office is a place where dreams come true.","text_w_direction":"Nobody should have to go to work thinking, \"Oh, this is the place that I might die today.\" That's what a hospital is for. An office is for not dying. An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max, to... An office is a place where dreams come true.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22350,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Shhh! Don't excite him. Don't make him excitable. Welcome back, Stanley.","text_w_direction":"Shhh! Don't excite him. Don't make him excitable. [whispering] Welcome back, Stanley.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22351,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Thank you, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, Michael.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22352,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"It's true. Around this office, in the past, I have been a little abrupt with people...","text_w_direction":"It's true. Around this office, in the past, I have been a little abrupt with people...","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22353,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Not maybe. Yes or no.","text_w_direction":"[flashback] Not maybe. Yes or no.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22354,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"No way. Uh-uh.","text_w_direction":"[flashback] No way. Uh-uh.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22355,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Are you from another planet?","text_w_direction":"[flashback] Are you from another planet?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22356,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Boy, have you lost your mind? 'Cause I'll help you find it.","text_w_direction":"[flashback] Boy, have you lost your mind? 'Cause I'll help you find it.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22357,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Did I stutter?","text_w_direction":"[flashback] Did I stutter?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22358,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"I'm done. Goodbye.","text_w_direction":"[flashback] I'm done. Goodbye.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22359,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"But the doctor said if I can't find a new way to relate more positively to my surroundings I'm going to die.","text_w_direction":"But the doctor said if I can't find a new way to relate more positively to my surroundings I'm going to die.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22360,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Andy.","text_w_direction":"Andy.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22361,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"A throne for your highness.","text_w_direction":"[in a British accent] A throne for your highness.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22362,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"I'm not sitting in a wheelchair.","text_w_direction":"I'm not sitting in a wheelchair.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22363,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no. No debate. You are going to sit in that wheelchair until you are back on your feet.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no. No debate. You are going to sit in that wheelchair until you are back on your feet.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22364,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"I'm going to die.","text_w_direction":"I'm going to die.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22365,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"CPR trainer","text":"A-B-C. Okay? And hat stands for... airway, breathing and circulation.","text_w_direction":"A-B-C. Okay? And hat stands for... airway, breathing and circulation.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22366,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, you know what? That could be a little confusing, because in sales A-B-C means \"always be closing.\"","text_w_direction":"Okay, you know what? That could be a little confusing, because in sales A-B-C means \"always be closing.\"","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22367,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"This is a farce. I should be teaching this course.","text_w_direction":"This is a farce. I should be teaching this course.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22368,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Shut it. Shut it.","text_w_direction":"Shut it. Shut it.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22369,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"We found ourselves on the less prepared side of things when Stanley had his... when his heart went berserk. And I knew exactly what to do, but in a much more real sense I had no idea what to do. So I thought we should have CPR training class and of course you can't get the practice dummy unless the instructor comes along with it. Red Cross, you know, racket.","text_w_direction":"We found ourselves on the less prepared side of things when Stanley had his... when his heart went berserk. And I knew exactly what to do, but in a much more real sense I had no idea what to do. So I thought we should have CPR training class and of course you can't get the practice dummy unless the instructor comes along with it. Red Cross, you know, racket.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22370,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"I can't keep doing this forever.","text_w_direction":"[giving chest compressions to the practice dummy] I can't keep doing this forever.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22371,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"CPR Trainer","text":"It's been 20 seconds.","text_w_direction":"It's been 20 seconds.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22372,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Call it.","text_w_direction":"Call it.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22373,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"CPR Trainer","text":"Would you like to try next?","text_w_direction":"Would you like to try next?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22374,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Absolutely I would not.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely I would not.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22375,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You know who I really think should go? Stanley.","text_w_direction":"You know who I really think should go? Stanley.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22376,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Oh, I don't know.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I don't know.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22377,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"That's not a good idea, Michael.","text_w_direction":"That's not a good idea, Michael.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22378,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Come on.","text_w_direction":"Come on.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22379,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"He needs to rest.","text_w_direction":"He needs to rest.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22380,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No rest for the sick. We are not always going to be there to coddle your heart back when it disappears to be working. What are you gonna do if you're by yourself and your heart stops?","text_w_direction":"No rest for the sick. We are not always going to be there to coddle your heart back when it disappears to be working. What are you gonna do if you're by yourself and your heart stops?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22381,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"I would die.","text_w_direction":"I would die.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22382,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"And you're okay with that?","text_w_direction":"And you're okay with that?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22383,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"I'm okay with the logic of it.","text_w_direction":"I'm okay with the logic of it.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22384,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Uh-uh. No, no, no. Come on. Get up. Let's do this.","text_w_direction":"Uh-uh. No, no, no. Come on. Get up. Let's do this.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22385,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Yes. I had a heart attack. I would quit, but I'm too old to find another job and I don't have enough saved to retire. I feel like I'm working in my own casket.","text_w_direction":"Yes. I had a heart attack. I would quit, but I'm too old to find another job and I don't have enough saved to retire. I feel like I'm working in my own casket.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22386,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Come on Stanley. You're losing you. You're losing you. Do it!","text_w_direction":"Come on Stanley. You're losing you. You're losing you. Do it!","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22387,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Michael!","text_w_direction":"Michael!","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22388,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"This is you we're talking about.","text_w_direction":"This is you we're talking about.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22389,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22390,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, okay. I'll show them. Here we go. Stanley. All right.","text_w_direction":"Okay, okay. I'll show them. Here we go. [whispers] Stanley. All right.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22391,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"CPR Trainer","text":"So, assessing the situation. Are they breathing?","text_w_direction":"So, assessing the situation. Are they breathing?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22392,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No, Rose. They are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs.","text_w_direction":"No, Rose. They are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22393,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Rose","text":"No, that's not part of it.","text_w_direction":"No, that's not part of it.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22394,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there?","text_w_direction":"Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22395,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"I would want to live with no legs.","text_w_direction":"I would want to live with no legs.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22396,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"How about no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Kevin. You don't do anything.","text_w_direction":"How about no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Kevin. You don't do anything.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22397,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Rose","text":"All right, well, lets get back to it. 'Cause you're losing him. Okay, too fast. Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of a 100 beats per minute .","text_w_direction":"All right, well, lets get back to it. 'Cause you're losing him. Okay, too fast. Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of a 100 beats per minute .","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22398,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"okay, that's uh, hard to keep track. How many is that per hour?","text_w_direction":"okay, that's uh, hard to keep track. How many is that per hour?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22399,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"How's that gonna help you?","text_w_direction":"How's that gonna help you?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22400,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I will divide and then count to it.","text_w_direction":"I will divide and then count to it.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22401,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Right.","text_w_direction":"Right.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22402,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Rose","text":"Okay. Well, a good trick is to pump to the tune of 'Staying Alive' by the Bee Gees. Do you know that song?","text_w_direction":"Okay. Well, a good trick is to pump to the tune of 'Staying Alive' by the Bee Gees. Do you know that song?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22403,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, yes I do. I love that song. First I was afraid, I was petrified.","text_w_direction":"Yes, yes I do. I love that song. [clears throat, begins to sing] First I was afraid, I was petrified.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22404,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Rose","text":"No, it's--Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.","text_w_direction":"No, it's--Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22405,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, I got it.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I got it.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22406,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"You were in the parking lot earlier. That's how I know you.","text_w_direction":"[to Rose] You were in the parking lot earlier. That's how I know you.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22407,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.","text_w_direction":"Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive [Andy joins in] Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22408,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah...","text_w_direction":"Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah...","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22409,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Oh you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man, no time to talk. Music loud, women warm, been kicked around since I was born. Oh, it's alright, it's okay, you can look the other way. Loo do do!","text_w_direction":"Oh you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man, no time to talk. Music loud, women warm, been kicked around since I was born. Oh, it's alright, it's okay, [Michael and Kelly join in] you can look the other way. Loo do do!","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22410,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Rose","text":"Okay!","text_w_direction":"Okay!","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22411,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Da, da, da, da, da, da, da","text_w_direction":"Da, da, da, da, da, da, da","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22412,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Rose","text":"Okay!","text_w_direction":"Okay!","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22413,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Everyone","text":"Stayin' alive, stayin' alive.","text_w_direction":"[muttering] Stayin' alive, stayin' alive.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22414,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Rose","text":"Yeah, okay. You didn't maintain 100 beats per minute, and the ambulance didn't arrive because nobody called 911. So you lost him.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, okay. You didn't maintain 100 beats per minute, and the ambulance didn't arrive because nobody called 911. So you lost him.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22415,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, he's dead. Anyone know what we do next? Anybody? Rose?","text_w_direction":"Okay, he's dead. Anyone know what we do next? Anybody? Rose?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22416,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Rose","text":"I have no idea.","text_w_direction":"I have no idea.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22417,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Anyone else?","text_w_direction":"Anyone else?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22418,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"We bury him?","text_w_direction":"We bury him?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22419,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Wrong. Ehh. Check for an organ donor card. If he has one, we only have minutes to harvest.","text_w_direction":"Wrong. Ehh. Check for an organ donor card. If he has one, we only have minutes to harvest.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22420,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"He has no wallet, I checked.","text_w_direction":"He has no wallet, I checked.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22421,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"He is an organ donor.","text_w_direction":"He is an organ donor.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22422,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"He is.","text_w_direction":"He is.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22423,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22424,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Get me some ice and a styrofoam bucket. Here we go.","text_w_direction":"Get me some ice and a styrofoam bucket. [pulls out knife from holder that is attached to his leg] Here we go.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22425,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Oh my God! Dwight!","text_w_direction":"Oh my God! Dwight!","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22426,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Dwight!","text_w_direction":"Dwight!","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22427,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"What are you-- What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"What are you-- [people are yelling] What are you doing?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22428,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"We search for the organs. Where's the heart? The precious heart.","text_w_direction":"We search for the organs. Where's the heart? The precious heart.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22429,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"I'm not feeling well. I need to sit down.","text_w_direction":"I'm not feeling well. I need to sit down.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22430,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, Stanley.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Stanley.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22431,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Stanley.","text_w_direction":"Stanley.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22432,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Are you okay?","text_w_direction":"Are you okay?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22433,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Oh my God!","text_w_direction":"Oh my God! [Dwight has cut the face off the CPR dummy and put it over his own]","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22434,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Oh my God!","text_w_direction":"Oh my God!","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22435,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Dwight!","text_w_direction":"Dwight!","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22436,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Clarice?","text_w_direction":"Clarice?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22437,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Oh my God!","text_w_direction":"Oh my God!","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22438,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"David Wallace","text":"Could you tell me why you had to cut the face off the dummy?","text_w_direction":"Could you tell me why you had to cut the face off the dummy?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22439,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I didn't think it was very realistic in the movie and it turns out, it's pretty realistic.","text_w_direction":"I didn't think it was very realistic in the movie and it turns out, it's pretty realistic.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22440,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"David Wallace","text":"We had to pay for it. Cost us thirty five hundred dollars.","text_w_direction":"We had to pay for it. Cost us thirty five hundred dollars.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22441,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Five thousand three hundred dollars for a dummy?","text_w_direction":"Five thousand three hundred dollars for a dummy?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22442,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22443,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, look. David, this is why we have training. We start with the dummy, and we learn from our mistakes. And now Dwight knows not to cut the face off of a real person.","text_w_direction":"Okay, look. David, this is why we have training. We start with the dummy, and we learn from our mistakes. And now Dwight knows not to cut the face off of a real person.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22444,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Hope you brought your appetitos. My lady. My tuna. A little movie popcorn. Uh, damn it. This movie, a lot of buzz. Not coming out for another six months. Mrs. Albert Hannaday. So, friendship with the Nard-dog has its privileges.","text_w_direction":"Hope you brought your appetitos. My lady. My tuna. A little movie popcorn. [dumps popcorn in bowl, it's almost all seeds] Uh, damn it. This movie, a lot of buzz. Not coming out for another six months. Mrs. Albert Hannaday. So, friendship with the Nard-dog has its privileges.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22445,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"We don't normally download films illegally. Because we're honest, hardworking people.","text_w_direction":"We don't normally download films illegally. Because we're honest, hardworking people.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22446,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"And we don't know how.","text_w_direction":"And we don't know how.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22447,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"But Andy does, so we have to watch it with him.","text_w_direction":"But Andy does, so we have to watch it with him.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22448,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Punishment fits the crime.","text_w_direction":"Punishment fits the crime.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22449,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jessica Alba","text":"I want you to meet my nana. Nana...","text_w_direction":"[movie] I want you to meet my nana. Nana...","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22450,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Lily","text":"Mmmhmm...","text_w_direction":"Mmmhmm...","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22451,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jessica Alba","text":"This is Sam.","text_w_direction":"This is Sam.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22452,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Sam","text":"Hi. Nice to meet you Mrs. Hannaday.","text_w_direction":"Hi. Nice to meet you Mrs. Hannaday.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22453,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Lily","text":"Please-- Call me Lily. Let's play Bridge. You can be my partner.","text_w_direction":"Please-- Call me Lily. [light chuckle] Let's play Bridge. You can be my partner.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22454,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Sam","text":"Alright... Lily.","text_w_direction":"Alright... Lily.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22455,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"What's going on?","text_w_direction":"[after Pam checks her cell phone] What's going on?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22456,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, no one really knows, but Pam's parents are going through a little bit of a rough patch in their marriage.","text_w_direction":"Uh, no one really knows, but Pam's parents are going through a little bit of a rough patch in their marriage.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22457,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"My dad spent the night at our place last night. My parents have been fighting for weeks and... it kinda sucks. Jim's been great. But I'm gonna need to buy my dad a robe.","text_w_direction":"My dad spent the night at our place last night. My parents have been fighting for weeks and... it kinda sucks. Jim's been great. But I'm gonna need to buy my dad a robe.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22458,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"He's not saying what he needs to say.","text_w_direction":"He's not saying what he needs to say.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22459,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Hmm? Who? Sam?","text_w_direction":"Hmm? Who? Sam?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22460,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22461,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I mean, they just need to communicate, you know? If they said to each other what they're saying to everyone else, then--","text_w_direction":"I mean, they just need to communicate, you know? If they said to each other what they're saying to everyone else, then--","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22462,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Hmm.","text_w_direction":"Hmm.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22463,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Jim and Pam are, like, movie geniuses. They're catching things that are totally going over my head.","text_w_direction":"Jim and Pam are, like, movie geniuses. They're catching things that are totally going over my head.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22464,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hi, everyone. Corporate has given Dwight two strikes. They are very, very upset with him. So, as a disciplinary measure he is going to have to issue a formal apology. Dwight, have you prepared your statement of regret?","text_w_direction":"Hi, everyone. Corporate has given Dwight two strikes. They are very, very upset with him. So, as a disciplinary measure he is going to have to issue a formal apology. Dwight, have you prepared your statement of regret?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22465,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I have.","text_w_direction":"I have.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22466,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Let's hear it.","text_w_direction":"Let's hear it.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22467,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"\"I state my regret.\"","text_w_direction":"[clears throat] \"I state my regret.\"","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22468,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"You couldn't of memorized that?","text_w_direction":"You couldn't of memorized that?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22469,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I could not, because I do not feel it. Okay, everyone. I am going to need you to sign this statement of regret as an acknowledgement that you heard it. Okay? Everyone come on up here. It's not a big deal.","text_w_direction":"I could not, because I do not feel it. Okay, everyone. I am going to need you to sign this statement of regret as an acknowledgement that you heard it. Okay? Everyone come on up here. It's not a big deal.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22470,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"It is a big deal. You almost killed Stanley.","text_w_direction":"It is a big deal. You almost killed Stanley.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22471,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, right. I filled him full of butter and sugar for 50 years and forced him not to exercise. Now, take a lesson from Stanley and jog on up here and sign this, okay? Make a line. Just form a line right here. Sign it! Sign it now!","text_w_direction":"Yeah, right. I filled him full of butter and sugar for 50 years and forced him not to exercise. Now, take a lesson from Stanley and jog on up here and sign this, okay? Make a line. Just form a line right here. Sign it! Sign it now!","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22472,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Hi dad. Yeah Jim has shaving cream, check our bathroom.","text_w_direction":"Hi dad. Yeah Jim has shaving cream, check our bathroom.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22473,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Lily","text":"I'm in here.","text_w_direction":"[movie] I'm in here.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22474,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Sam","text":"I uh, I'm sorry I didn't uh, realize you were in a bath. Do you want me to go?","text_w_direction":"I uh, I'm sorry I didn't uh, realize you were in a bath. Do you want me to go?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22475,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Lily","text":"I want you to stay.","text_w_direction":"I want you to stay.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22476,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Gimme a break.","text_w_direction":"Gimme a break.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22477,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"I know it man. You know, Lilly was supposed to be Nicole Kidman, um and it was gonna be Sophie's mom, not grandmother. But then Nicole kidman dropped out so they went with Lily, with a small rewrite.","text_w_direction":"I know it man. You know, Lilly was supposed to be Nicole Kidman, um and it was gonna be Sophie's mom, not grandmother. But then Nicole kidman dropped out so they went with Lily, with a small rewrite.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22478,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Sam","text":"Get that in there. Oh yeah.","text_w_direction":"[movie] Get that in there. Oh yeah.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22479,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Lily","text":"Get that done already.","text_w_direction":"Get that done already.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22480,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Sam","text":"I know but if I get it in deeper...","text_w_direction":"I know but if I get it in deeper...","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22481,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Can you believe this? He was pretty talkative at breakfast.","text_w_direction":"[to Pam] Can you believe this? [pause] He was pretty talkative at breakfast.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22482,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah... but... eh... breakfast? You mean when they were eating soup? I don't think that was breakfast. Unless soup, does soup symbolize breakfast?","text_w_direction":"Yeah... but... eh... breakfast? You mean when they were eating soup? I don't think that was breakfast. Unless soup, does soup symbolize breakfast?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22483,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"So he doesn't share it with his daughter but he shares it with his daughter's fiance?","text_w_direction":"So he doesn't share it with his daughter but he shares it with his daughter's fiance?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22484,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"You guys, they're making out.","text_w_direction":"You guys, they're making out.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22485,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22486,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22487,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Um, did my dad say anything about my mom?","text_w_direction":"Um, did my dad say anything about my mom?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22488,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Mmm... nope, we mostly just talked about cereal.","text_w_direction":"Mmm... nope, we mostly just talked about cereal.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22489,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"","text_w_direction":"[sighs]","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22490,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22491,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I dunno. I mean, maybe he'll talk to you about some of this stuff 'cause he can't really talk to me about it.","text_w_direction":"I dunno. I mean, maybe he'll talk to you about some of this stuff 'cause he can't really talk to me about it.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22492,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Mmm...","text_w_direction":"Mmm...","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22493,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"You're good to talk to.","text_w_direction":"You're good to talk to.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22494,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I'm ok, I'm not, great, and um...","text_w_direction":"[laughs] I'm ok, I'm not, great, and um... [nods]","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22495,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Ohmmm... Ohmmm... Everybody sit on the floor Indian style like me. Ohmmm my God if you're wearing a dress please keep your knees together nobody wants to see that ohmmm... ohmmm...","text_w_direction":"[in a monk-impression tone] Ohmmm... Ohmmm... Everybody sit on the floor Indian style like me. [Meredtih sits Indian style in a dress exposing herself right in front of Michael] Ohmmm my God if you're wearing a dress please keep your knees together nobody wants to see that ohmmm... ohmmm...","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22496,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"My goal is to make this office as peaceful a place for Stanley Hudson as I can. I think sounds have a lot to do with that. Here are some downloaded peaceful sounds. That one makes me think... of death. It's kinda nice...","text_w_direction":"My goal is to make this office as peaceful a place for Stanley Hudson as I can. I think sounds have a lot to do with that. Here are some downloaded peaceful sounds. [a couple of sounds play on the computer] That one makes me think... of death. It's kinda nice...","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22497,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"It is a beautiful, sunny day as we walk through the meadow that is very spiritual and relaxing and there are flowers and it is sunny and beautiful. Now, up ahead, a castle, in a distance.","text_w_direction":"[everyone is lying on the floor in the conference room with the light off, Michael is walking around with a candle in his hand] It is a beautiful, sunny day as we walk through the meadow that is very spiritual and relaxing and there are flowers and it is sunny and beautiful. Now, up ahead, a castle, in a distance.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22498,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Don't open your eyes.","text_w_direction":"Don't open your eyes.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22499,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"What? Oh...","text_w_direction":"What? [opens her eyes, Michael is standing over her] Oh...","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22500,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"And you walk up toward the castle, and inside the castle are 4 men, and each of them, none of them have shoes, and they give you a funny cigarette, and you feel even more relaxed, and then you want ice cream. You want a big bowl of ice cream. What kind do you want? Shout it out.","text_w_direction":"And you walk up toward the castle, and inside the castle are 4 men, and each of them, none of them have shoes, and they give you a funny cigarette, and you feel even more relaxed, and then you want ice cream. You want a big bowl of ice cream. What kind do you want? Shout it out.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22501,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Meredith","text":"Chunky monkey.","text_w_direction":"Chunky monkey.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22502,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Too expensive.","text_w_direction":"Too expensive.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22503,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Chocolate.","text_w_direction":"Chocolate.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22504,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Racism is dead Stanley, you can have any kind of ice cream you want. What do you want? What is that? People! Please I told you to get rid of the cell phones.","text_w_direction":"Racism is dead Stanley, you can have any kind of ice cream you want. What do you want? [beeping starts] What is that? People! Please I told you to get rid of the cell phones.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22505,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"It's my bio-feedback machine..","text_w_direction":"It's my bio-feedback machine..","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22506,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, ok. What is that, like, a video game?","text_w_direction":"Oh, ok. What is that, like, a video game?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22507,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"It alerts me when my stress level goes up so I can try to calm down.","text_w_direction":"It alerts me when my stress level goes up so I can try to calm down.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22508,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You have stress?","text_w_direction":"You have stress?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22509,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Yes...","text_w_direction":"Yes...","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22510,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"During our relaxation exercise?","text_w_direction":"During our relaxation exercise?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22511,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Let me get you some water.","text_w_direction":"Let me get you some water.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22512,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No no, I'll help you. I'll help you up. Here we go.","text_w_direction":"No no, I'll help you. I'll help you up. Here we go.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22513,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"No, Michael, No.","text_w_direction":"No, Michael, No. [beeping speeds up]","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22514,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Let me getcha.","text_w_direction":"Let me getcha.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22515,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Would ya, would ya step back please","text_w_direction":"Would ya, would ya step back please","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22516,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, alright.","text_w_direction":"Ok, alright.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22517,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Please. A little further.","text_w_direction":"Please. A little further.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22518,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok. [beeping slows down]","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22519,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"That's better.","text_w_direction":"That's better. [Michael walks back towards Stanley and the beeping goes up again]","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22520,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Ok... I think that thing is on the fritz. Ahh... Oscar, would you reach over and touch his thing? That's what HE said! Right guys, 'cause of gay? Let's give this a shot.","text_w_direction":"Ok... I think that thing is on the fritz. Ahh... Oscar, would you reach over and touch his thing? That's what HE said! Right guys, 'cause of gay? [Oscar has Stanley's monitor now] Let's give this a shot.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22521,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hellloo...","text_w_direction":"Hellloo... [beeping speeds up as Michael gets closer]","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22522,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Michael, I think you're what's stressing everybody out.","text_w_direction":"Michael, I think you're what's stressing everybody out.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22523,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"So... it wasn't Dwight after all. Looks like I am the killer. You never expect that you're the killer... it's uh... great twist. Great twist.","text_w_direction":"So... it wasn't Dwight after all. Looks like I am the killer. You never expect that you're the killer... it's uh... great twist. Great twist.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22524,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Dunder Mifflin this is Pam. Oh, hey Mom. No, what did Dad say?","text_w_direction":"Dunder Mifflin this is Pam. Oh, hey Mom. No, what did Dad say?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22525,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"What did you say to my dad?","text_w_direction":"What did you say to my dad?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22526,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22527,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"After you talked, he called my mom and said he was gonna look for an apartment.","text_w_direction":"After you talked, he called my mom and said he was gonna look for an apartment.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22528,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh my God. Pam, I don't know, I, nothing, truly, nothing. I mean, I, I just was honest with him and I, I'm so sorry, I don't know. I'll call him again.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God. Pam, I don't know, I, nothing, truly, nothing. I mean, I, I just was honest with him and I, I'm so sorry, I don't know. I'll call him again. [Pam rolls her eyes and walks away]","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22529,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Fifty percent of marriages end in divorce, so... it was her parents or my parents...","text_w_direction":"Fifty percent of marriages end in divorce, so... it was her parents or my parents...","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22530,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"What could Jim have said to make my dad want to leave my mom? And at what point in our marriage is he gonna say it to me?","text_w_direction":"What could Jim have said to make my dad want to leave my mom? And at what point in our marriage is he gonna say it to me?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22531,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I don't get it. Do I stress you out?","text_w_direction":"I don't get it. Do I stress you out?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22532,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Nothing stresses me out. Except having to seek the approval of my inferiors.","text_w_direction":"Nothing stresses me out. Except having to seek the approval of my inferiors.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22533,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh...","text_w_direction":"Oh...","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22534,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Speaking of which...","text_w_direction":"Speaking of which... [hands Michael the paper to sign for Dwight's formal apology]","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22535,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Remember when people used to say boss, when they were describing something that was really cool like, those shoulder pads are really boss man... Look at that perm, that perm is so boss. It's what made me want to become a boss. And I looked so good in a perm and shoulder pads. But now, boss is just slang for jerk in charge.","text_w_direction":"Remember when people used to say boss, when they were describing something that was really cool like, those shoulder pads are really boss man... Look at that perm, that perm is so boss. It's what made me want to become a boss. And I looked so good in a perm and shoulder pads. But now, boss is just slang for jerk in charge.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22536,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Ok everybody, I've figured it out. The reason that you are all so stressed around me is that you are too intimidated to tell me what you really think. You are keeping these feelings inside, and that is what's causing stress. So, what is the solution? Solution is honesty, laughter, and comedy. In short...","text_w_direction":"Ok everybody, I've figured it out. The reason that you are all so stressed around me is that you are too intimidated to tell me what you really think. [Jim shakes his head at the camera] You are keeping these feelings inside, and that is what's causing stress. So, what is the solution? Solution is honesty, laughter, and comedy. In short...","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22537,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"A vacation.","text_w_direction":"A vacation.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22538,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"What? No. No, I am talking about a roast! Of Michael Scott! Oh c'mon! Who here has the Comedy Central Roast channel? You've seen it right? Everybody gets together, and everyone starts hurling insults at the one guy, and everybody's laughing, and everybody's hugging each other...","text_w_direction":"What? No. No, I am talking about a roast! Of Michael Scott! Oh c'mon! Who here has the Comedy Central Roast channel? You've seen it right? Everybody gets together, and everyone starts hurling insults at the one guy, and everybody's laughing, and everybody's hugging each other...","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22539,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Michael are you serious? You really want us to roast you?","text_w_direction":"Michael are you serious? You really want us to roast you?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22540,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Si senor.","text_w_direction":"Si senor.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22541,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"That's offensive.","text_w_direction":"That's offensive.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22542,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"It's not! It's not offensive during a roast! Anything goes! I want you guys to really get crackin on this. I want you to take me down. Don't hold back. I want you to really make fun of anything about me. It could be my race, could be the fact that I'm so fit, or I'm a womanizer... fair game. Whatever. I don't want to write your stuff for you, but I just want it to be good.","text_w_direction":"It's not! It's not offensive during a roast! Anything goes! I want you guys to really get crackin on this. I want you to take me down. Don't hold back. I want you to really make fun of anything about me. It could be my race, could be the fact that I'm so fit, or I'm a womanizer... fair game. Whatever. I don't want to write your stuff for you, but I just want it to be good.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22543,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh my GOD... Oh man... Ohhhhh my God...","text_w_direction":"[giggling] Oh my GOD... Oh man... Ohhhhh my God...","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22544,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"I consider myself a good person. But I'm gonna try to make him cry.","text_w_direction":"I consider myself a good person. But I'm gonna try to make him cry.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22545,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I can already feel people's stress starting to melt. I think they're very excited about paying their respects this way. I have got to make sure that YouTube comes down to tape this.","text_w_direction":"I can already feel people's stress starting to melt. I think they're very excited about paying their respects this way. I have got to make sure that YouTube comes down to tape this.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22546,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"May I have your attention please? Sign in, sign in on the sign in sheet, the clipboard. This meeting is mandatory, if you do not sign in your name will not be counted. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"May I have your attention please? Sign in, sign in on the sign in sheet, the clipboard. This meeting is mandatory, if you do not sign in your name will not be counted. Thank you.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22547,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Hey, this is your apology letter.","text_w_direction":"Hey, this is your apology letter.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22548,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"That was the last signature I needed.","text_w_direction":"That was the last signature I needed.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22549,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Whoo!! Welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome. You are all jerks. Just kidding, not yet anyway. Welcome to the roast of Mr. Michael Scott. If you're here for the Grabowski wedding, it is the second door on the left. So, we all know how these work, needs to get crazy, take your best shot. I am going to sit right here on my chair and... ah... whoever wants to come up and roast me, you may. Ok... lower the mic for the midget.","text_w_direction":"Whoo!! Welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome. You are all jerks. Just kidding, not yet anyway. Welcome to the roast of Mr. Michael Scott. If you're here for the Grabowski wedding, it is the second door on the left. [Creed looks around] So, we all know how these work, needs to get crazy, take your best shot. I am going to sit right here on my chair and... ah... whoever wants to come up and roast me, you may. [Angela jumps up] Ok... lower the mic for the midget.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22550,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"If you ever wondered if you were Michael Scott, here's a quiz to help. If you ever put sunblock on a window, you might be Michael Scott.","text_w_direction":"If you ever wondered if you were Michael Scott, here's a quiz to help. If you ever put sunblock on a window, you might be Michael Scott. [laughter]","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22551,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"I normally don't enjoy making people laugh.","text_w_direction":"I normally don't enjoy making people laugh. [grin]","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22552,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"If you ever called the fire department 'cause your head was stuck in your chair you might be...","text_w_direction":"If you ever called the fire department 'cause your head was stuck in your chair you might be...","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22553,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Group","text":"Michael Scott!","text_w_direction":"Michael Scott! [laughter]","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22554,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hey Hey, I don't go make burgers where you work and then tell you how to make burgers. Ha ha!","text_w_direction":"Hey Hey, I don't go make burgers where you work and then tell you how to make burgers. Ha ha!","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22555,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"I have made a list of people that I would make out with before I would make out with Michael Scott. A turtle, a fridge, anybody from the warehouse, a woodchipper, Kevin, a candle, and Lord Voldemort. Anyway, Happy Birthday Michael.","text_w_direction":"I have made a list of people that I would make out with before I would make out with Michael Scott. A turtle, a fridge, anybody from the warehouse, a woodchipper, Kevin, a candle, and Lord Voldemort. Anyway, Happy Birthday Michael.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22556,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You're so lucky! Good one...","text_w_direction":"You're so lucky! Good one... [clapping]","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22557,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Meredith","text":"Michael? You ran over me with your car. You posted a picture of my bare boobs on the bulletin board with a caption that said \"Gross\"...","text_w_direction":"Michael? You ran over me with your car. You posted a picture of my bare boobs on the bulletin board with a caption that said \"Gross\"...","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22558,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well...","text_w_direction":"Well...","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22559,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Meredith","text":"Michael, you are the reason I drink. You are the reason I live to forget.","text_w_direction":"Michael, you are the reason I drink. You are the reason I live to forget.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22560,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Pow pow pow...","text_w_direction":"Pow pow pow... [hands making gunshot impression, sporadic clapping]","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22561,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"","text_w_direction":"[yelling at Michael in Spanish]","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22562,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"NO! No, friends only. Friends ONLY.","text_w_direction":"[Toby tries to come on stage] NO! No, friends only. Friends ONLY. [Toby shrugs and sits back down]","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22563,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Several times a day, Michael says words that are way beyond my vocabulary.","text_w_direction":"Several times a day, Michael says words that are way beyond my vocabulary.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22564,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I know where this is goin'.","text_w_direction":"I know where this is goin'.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22565,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Do ya?","text_w_direction":"Do ya?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22566,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No...","text_w_direction":"No...","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22567,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Ok. Remember Spider face?","text_w_direction":"Ok. Remember Spider face?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22568,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22569,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"OK. 'Cause the quote was, cut off your nose to spiderface.","text_w_direction":"OK. 'Cause the quote was, cut off your nose to spiderface.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22570,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Spite her - ok","text_w_direction":"Spite her - ok [laughter]","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22571,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah... yep.","text_w_direction":"Yeah... yep.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22572,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"How dare you all attack him like this.","text_w_direction":"How dare you all attack him like this.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22573,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, stop it Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Oh, stop it Dwight.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22574,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael is your superior.","text_w_direction":"Michael is your superior.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22575,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No no no no no no!","text_w_direction":"No no no no no no!","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22576,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, you should be bowing down in front of him.","text_w_direction":"Okay, you should be bowing down in front of him.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22577,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight your'e supposed to do it this way.","text_w_direction":"Dwight your'e supposed to do it this way.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22578,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok, no, they don't understand who they have...","text_w_direction":"Ok, no, they don't understand who they have...","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22579,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"That is the way you're supposed to do it, idiot.","text_w_direction":"That is the way you're supposed to do it, idiot.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22580,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"You're interrupting me. I'm trying to get your back.","text_w_direction":"You're interrupting me. I'm trying to get your back.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22581,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Idiot. Idiot! Idiot. Idiot.","text_w_direction":"Idiot. Idiot! Idiot. Idiot.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22582,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Are you calling me an idiot?","text_w_direction":"Are you calling me an idiot?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22583,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Idiot.","text_w_direction":"Idiot.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22584,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Don't you ever talk to me that way. You pathetic, short little man. You don't have any friends, or any family, or any land.","text_w_direction":"Don't you ever talk to me that way. You pathetic, short little man. You don't have any friends, or any family, or any land. [clapping and whooing]","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22585,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Well I just want to take a minute to talk to you all about something very serious. Once every hour, someone is involved in an internet scam. That man is Michael Scott. He's supporting about 20 Nigerian princesses.","text_w_direction":"Well I just want to take a minute to talk to you all about something very serious. Once every hour, someone is involved in an internet scam. That man is Michael Scott. [laughter] He's supporting about 20 Nigerian princesses.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22586,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, ya know what? Forgive me for caring. Right?","text_w_direction":"Hey, ya know what? Forgive me for caring. Right?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22587,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Well, ya know, Michael is a great delegator. He never does any work himself. Ever. And one time, I walked in on him naked, and his thing is so small. If it were an iPod it would be a shuffle!","text_w_direction":"Well, ya know, Michael is a great delegator. He never does any work himself. Ever. And one time, I walked in on him naked, and his thing is so small. [quickly walks off stage] If it were an iPod it would be a shuffle! [clapping, laughter]","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22588,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Can I make just a little announcement. In a professional roast, usually the roaster will say something nice about the roastee after they're done, something about how much they love them, so, just, keep that in mind.","text_w_direction":"Can I make just a little announcement. In a professional roast, usually the roaster will say something nice about the roastee after they're done, something about how much they love them, so, just, keep that in mind.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22589,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Mike claims, we're all a family isn't that right?","text_w_direction":"Mike claims, we're all a family isn't that right?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22590,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"We are, we are a family.","text_w_direction":"We are, we are a family.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22591,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Ok, so um, what's his name? All the way in the back there.","text_w_direction":"Ok, so um, what's his name? All the way in the back there.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22592,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh very funny.","text_w_direction":"Oh very funny.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22593,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"What's his name?","text_w_direction":"What's his name?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22594,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Uhh... hehe hah! I'm thinking Roy?","text_w_direction":"Uhh... hehe hah! I'm thinking Roy?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22595,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Roy left years ago. What's his name?","text_w_direction":"Roy left years ago. What's his name?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22596,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I don't believe I have had the pleasure.","text_w_direction":"I don't believe I have had the pleasure.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22597,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Warehouse Michael","text":"Michael I gave you a ride home last week, we spent an hour in traffic...","text_w_direction":"Michael I gave you a ride home last week, we spent an hour in traffic...","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22598,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"What's his name?","text_w_direction":"What's his name?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22599,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Jefferson.","text_w_direction":"Jefferson.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22600,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Nope. His name is Michael.","text_w_direction":"Nope. His name is Michael. [Michael makes the da dum ksch on the drumset again]","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22601,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"What I hate about you, you really suck as a boss, you're the laziest, jerkiest and you're dumber than applesauce. We're stuck listening to you all day, Stanley tried to die just to get away, heeey, well it's true. That's what I hate about you. That's what I hate about you. Yeah. And now, a man that deserves no introduction, Michael Scott.","text_w_direction":"[singing and playing the guitar] What I hate about you, you really suck as a boss, you're the laziest, jerkiest and you're dumber than applesauce. We're stuck listening to you all day, Stanley tried to die just to get away, heeey, well it's true. That's what I hate about you. That's what I hate about you. Yeah. And now, a man that deserves no introduction, Michael Scott.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22602,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Haha ha. Thank you very much, thank you. That was great. Great job, great laughs. Really, really went after my intelligence there. Dozens of online IQ test might prove you wrong, but, and my thing isn't tiny, its average, so... get your facts straight. So when I heard that there was going to be a roast in my honor, I thought sorry. I think I have a frog in my throat. Um... I decided to jot down some quick thoughts about you people, um, first up Phyllis and Kevin. Uh um...","text_w_direction":"Haha ha. Thank you very much, thank you. That was great. Great job, great laughs. Really, really went after my intelligence there. [clears throat] Dozens of online IQ test might prove you wrong, but, and my thing isn't tiny, its average, so... get your facts straight. [clears throat again] So when I heard that there was going to be a roast in my honor, I thought [choking up, clears throat again] sorry. [laughs nervously] I think I have a frog in my throat. Um... [sigh] I decided to jot down some quick thoughts about you people, um, first up Phyllis and Kevin. Uh um... [Michael walks off stage, knocking over the snare drum]","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22603,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Dunder Mifflin this is Pam. Uh, I'm sorry, Michael's not here right now can I take a message? Great. I will. Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Dunder Mifflin this is Pam. Uh, I'm sorry, Michael's not here right now can I take a message? Great. I will. Thanks.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22604,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"It's very unusual for Michael not to show up to work. My guess? He's either deeply depressed, or an icicle has snapped off his roof and impaled his brain. He has this terrible habit of standing directly underneath them and staring up at them. And I always say Michael, take two steps back, and stare at the icicle from the side. And he's like no, I like the way they look from standing directly underneath them.","text_w_direction":"It's very unusual for Michael not to show up to work. My guess? He's either deeply depressed, or an icicle has snapped off his roof and impaled his brain. He has this terrible habit of standing directly underneath them and staring up at them. And I always say Michael, take two steps back, and stare at the icicle from the side. And he's like no, I like the way they look from standing directly underneath them.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22605,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"He is so dumb that he tries to put his M&Ms in alphabetical order.","text_w_direction":"[in the lunch room, with a sock puppet] He is so dumb that he tries to put his M&Ms in alphabetical order. [giggles]","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22606,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Alright Kevin. Enough with the Michael jokes. I think he got it bad enough yesterday.","text_w_direction":"Alright Kevin. Enough with the Michael jokes. I think he got it bad enough yesterday.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22607,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"I'm almost done.","text_w_direction":"I'm almost done.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22608,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"That reeks, and I'm trying to eat.","text_w_direction":"That reeks, and I'm trying to eat.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22609,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Attention everyone I just got a text from Michael. He says personnel day. Are we hiring?","text_w_direction":"Attention everyone I just got a text from Michael. He says personnel day. Are we hiring?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22610,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yep. You're being replaced.","text_w_direction":"Yep. You're being replaced.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22611,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I think he meant personal day.","text_w_direction":"I think he meant personal day.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22612,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, that's quite a leap Pam.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that's quite a leap Pam.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22613,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"I hope he's ok, I feel bad.","text_w_direction":"I hope he's ok, I feel bad.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22614,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"Give it up, he's dead.","text_w_direction":"Give it up, he's dead.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22615,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"He just sent a text...","text_w_direction":"He just sent a text...","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22616,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"What's a text?","text_w_direction":"What's a text?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22617,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Caw... caw... caw caw... caw...","text_w_direction":"[at a park throwing whole pieces of bread] Caw... caw... caw caw... caw...","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22618,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You know sometimes, to get perspective, I like to think about a spaceman on a star incredibly far away. And, our problems don't matter to him, because we're just a distant point of light. But he feels sorry for me, because he has an incredibly powerful microscope, and he can see my face. I'm okay. No, I'm not.","text_w_direction":"You know sometimes, to get perspective, I like to think about a spaceman on a star incredibly far away. And, our problems don't matter to him, because we're just a distant point of light. But he feels sorry for me, because he has an incredibly powerful microscope, and he can see my face. [looks towards the sky] I'm okay. No, I'm not.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22619,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Phyllis there's a package for you.","text_w_direction":"Phyllis there's a package for you.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22620,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh, ok.","text_w_direction":"Oh, ok. [Phyllis signs for the package, opens an empty box]","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22621,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Got it.","text_w_direction":"[after snatching the clipboard with her signature] Got it.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22622,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Lily","text":"Sam, Sam Sam. It's not that you dumped my granddaughter, and its not that you want children. It, it's that you lied to me. Can't you see that? Can't you see? Oh, I can never trust you.","text_w_direction":"[movie] Sam, Sam Sam. It's not that you dumped my granddaughter, and its not that you want children. It, it's that you lied to me. Can't you see that? Can't you see? Oh, I can never trust you. [Andy looks like he's going to cry]","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22623,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Sam","text":"Lilly no. Lilly! Lilly please! Lilly STOP! I don't care how much time we have left. I don't care what my friends say! And I don't care what your mom thinks! Frankly I'm pretty sure she's not makin any sense. Please. Move back to my apartment. Lilly. I'm not giving up. I'm not giving up. Lilly... Lilly! Push the reverse button! Reverse the button!","text_w_direction":"Lilly no. Lilly! Lilly please! Lilly STOP! I don't care how much time we have left. I don't care what my friends say! And I don't care what your mom thinks! Frankly I'm pretty sure she's not makin any sense. Please. Move back to my apartment. [Andy's crying, \"I'm All Out of Love\" starts playing] Lilly. I'm not giving up. I'm not giving up. Lilly... Lilly! Push the reverse button! Reverse the button!","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22624,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Sam! Sam!","text_w_direction":"[through tears] Sam! Sam!","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22625,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Hey Dad. No I know, Mom told me. Ok. Yeah I'll see ya then.","text_w_direction":"Hey Dad. No I know, Mom told me. Ok. Yeah I'll see ya then.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22626,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"So what did he say? Was it my fault?","text_w_direction":"So what did he say? Was it my fault?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22627,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah. He said that you told him how much you love me. About how you feel when I walk in a room, and about how, you've never doubted for a second that I'm the woman you want to spend the rest of your life with. I guess he's never felt that with my mom, even at their best.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. He said that you told him how much you love me. About how you feel when I walk in a room, and about how, you've never doubted for a second that I'm the woman you want to spend the rest of your life with. I guess he's never felt that with my mom, even at their best.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22628,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"You ok?","text_w_direction":"You ok?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22629,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. [they hug]","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22630,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"When you're a kid you assume your parents are soul mates. My kids are gonna be right about that. I guess it also means that sometimes love affairs look different to the people inside them.","text_w_direction":"When you're a kid you assume your parents are soul mates. My kids are gonna be right about that. I guess it also means that sometimes love affairs look different to the people inside them. [Andy is in the background, looks incredulous]","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22631,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"I am not insightful enough to be a movie critic. Mm... maybe I could be a food critic. These muffins taste bad. Hmm, or an art critic. That painting is bad.","text_w_direction":"I am not insightful enough to be a movie critic. Mm... maybe I could be a food critic. These muffins taste bad. Hmm, or an art critic. That painting is bad.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22632,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Michael! It's really good to see you.","text_w_direction":"Michael! It's really good to see you.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22633,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey. Why are you wearing a turtleneck?","text_w_direction":"Hey. Why are you wearing a turtleneck?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22634,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Are you alright?","text_w_direction":"Are you alright?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22635,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Michael, I feel like I was a little harsh yesterday.","text_w_direction":"Michael, I feel like I was a little harsh yesterday. [murmurs of agreement]","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22636,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I um, I spent the afternoon in the park trying to feed the pigeons, I guess they all flew west for the winter, and I, I just had some thoughts that I wanted to share with you people.","text_w_direction":"I um, I spent the afternoon in the park trying to feed the pigeons, I guess they all flew west for the winter, and I, I just had some thoughts that I wanted to share with you people.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22637,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22638,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well I wrote them down so I wouldn't forget. Jim, you're 6'11 and you weigh 90 pounds, Gumby has a better body than you. Boom. Roasted. Dwight, you're a kiss ass. Boom. Roasted. Pam, you failed art school. Boom. Roasted. Meredith, you've slept with so many guys you're starting to look like one. Boom. Roasted. Kevin, I can't decide between a fat joke and a dumb joke. Boom. Roasted. Creed, you're teeth called, your breath stinks. Boom. Roasted. Angela where's Angela? Whoa there you are, I didn't see you there behind that grain of rice. Boom. Roasted. Stanley, you crush your wife during s*x and your heart sucks. Boom. Roasted. Oscar, you are... Oscar, you're gay.","text_w_direction":"Well I wrote them down so I wouldn't forget. Jim, you're 6'11 and you weigh 90 pounds, Gumby has a better body than you. Boom. Roasted. Dwight, you're a kiss ass. Boom. Roasted. Pam, you failed art school. Boom. Roasted. Meredith, you've slept with so many guys you're starting to look like one. Boom. Roasted. Kevin, I can't decide between a fat joke and a dumb joke. Boom. Roasted. Creed, you're teeth called, your breath stinks. Boom. Roasted. Angela where's Angela? [Angela raises her hand] Whoa there you are, I didn't see you there behind that grain of rice. Boom. Roasted. Stanley, you crush your wife during s*x and your heart sucks. Boom. Roasted. Oscar, you are... [Stanley is laughing] Oscar, you're gay.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22639,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22640,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Andy, Cornell called, they think you suck. And you're gayer than Oscar. Boom. Roasted. Alright. Alright everybody, you know I kid, you know I kid. You guys are the reason I went into the paper business, so, uh, goodnight, God bless, God bless America, and get home safe.","text_w_direction":"Andy, Cornell called, they think you suck. And you're gayer than Oscar. Boom. Roasted. [Stanley is still laughing] Alright. Alright everybody, you know I kid, you know I kid. You guys are the reason I went into the paper business, so, uh, goodnight, God bless, God bless America, and get home safe. [clapping and murmurs of appreciation]","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22641,"season":5,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Stress Relief (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"They say that laughter is the best medicine so Stanley, you can throw away those pills. You are cured. Actually, you should... better hold onto them pills, just in case.","text_w_direction":"They say that laughter is the best medicine so Stanley, you can throw away those pills. You are cured. Actually, you should... better hold onto them pills, just in case.","imdb_rating":9.6,"total_votes":5948,"air_date":"2009-02-01"}
{"index":22642,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[breathing heavy over intercom, starts laughing]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22643,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"This morning the phone guy comes in, and he shows Michael that the phones have a PA function. And then he just left.","text_w_direction":"This morning the phone guy comes in, and he shows Michael that the phones have a PA function. And then he just left.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22644,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"This is your captain speaking, the office will be flying at an altitude of two stories. Look out your left hand window and you will see Vance Refrigeration. I am the ghost of salesman past, do not come near me. Yes Michael Scott for Dr. Jocelyn, please. Hello doctor I was just following up on my mole again. No, I was looking online about sebaceous cysts. I have not been squeezing it.","text_w_direction":"[over PA] This is your captain speaking, the office will be flying at an altitude of two stories. Look out your left hand window and you will see Vance Refrigeration. [snickering] I am the ghost of salesman past, do not come near me. [wheezing laughing, starts coughing] Yes Michael Scott for Dr. Jocelyn, please. Hello doctor I was just following up on my mole again. No, I was looking online about sebaceous cysts. I have not been squeezing it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22645,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"","text_w_direction":"[disgusted groan]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22646,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Could I stick it with a pin?","text_w_direction":"Could I stick it with a pin?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22647,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Ugh.","text_w_direction":"Ugh.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22648,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Toby Flenderson to the principal's office. Your mother called, and it appears that you wet the bed again. So you have to get home to wash your sheets because they are yellow and they're wet with your urine.","text_w_direction":"[still talking over PA] Toby Flenderson to the principal's office. Your mother called, and it appears that you wet the bed again. So you have to get home to wash your sheets [Jim stands up, puts scissors in back pocket] because they are yellow and they're wet with your urine.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22649,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"","text_w_direction":"[sighs and knocks on Michaels door]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22650,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You, and at six foot six, from the University of North Carolina, Jiiiiim Halpeeeeert.","text_w_direction":"You, and at six foot six, from the University of North Carolina, Jiiiiim Halpeeeeert.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22651,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"That's pretty funny. Hey you know what? Did I drop my, uh...","text_w_direction":"That's pretty funny. Hey you know what? Did I drop my, uh...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22652,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22653,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"What the heck? Is that, uh...","text_w_direction":"What the heck? Is that, uh... [bends down, cuts phone cords with scissors]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22654,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You find it?","text_w_direction":"You find it?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22655,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I didn't, I'll look somewhere else.","text_w_direction":"I didn't, I'll look somewhere else.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22656,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22657,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22658,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Would you like fries with that? Please drive around.","text_w_direction":"Would you like fries with that? Please drive around.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22659,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hello, good morning.","text_w_direction":"[knocks on Pam's hotel door] Hello, good morning.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22660,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Good morning.","text_w_direction":"Good morning.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22661,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You ready? And we're off, like a herd of turtles.","text_w_direction":"You ready? And we're off, like a herd of turtles.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22662,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well, Pam and I have eloped. Actually we just robbed a bank, and we are on the lam. No, uh, seriously, I am on a lecture circuit. Apparently Scranton has the best sales of any regional branch. So David Wallace has asked me to go to all the branches, except Nashua, still a little bit raw there. Um, but I am going to these branches and sharing my secret recipe for success. My 11 business herbs and spices, in a sales batter. Oh that, well, that is Pam. Pam is coming along as my assistant and my driver so I can focus. And I like to pack heavy.","text_w_direction":"Well, Pam and I have eloped. Actually we just robbed a bank, and we are on the lam. [laughs] No, uh, seriously, I am on a lecture circuit. Apparently Scranton has the best sales of any regional branch. So David Wallace has asked me to go to all the branches, except Nashua, still a little bit raw there. Um, but I am going to these branches and sharing my secret recipe for success. My 11 business herbs and spices, in a sales batter. [looks at Pam] Oh that, well, that is Pam. Pam is coming along as my assistant and my driver so I can focus. And I like to pack heavy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22663,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"He brought a sled.","text_w_direction":"He brought a sled.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22664,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No! That is a toboggan, you never know when you're gonna find a snowy hill so... Every magician has a hot assistant, and every rock star has a roadie, and Pam is my hot roadie.","text_w_direction":"No! That is a toboggan, you never know when you're gonna find a snowy hill so... Every magician has a hot assistant, and every rock star has a roadie, and Pam is my hot roadie.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22665,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah. I love being on the road, but I especially love the time and a half pay 24 hours a day, for three days. Cause I have a mortgage now, got a bring home the bucks.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I love being on the road, but I especially love the time and a half pay 24 hours a day, for three days. Cause I have a mortgage now, got a bring home the bucks.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22666,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, oh don't say bucks, it's not lady like. Here we go! Okay so what we do is drive all day and we stay in hotels together at night.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, oh don't say bucks, it's not lady like. Here we go! [gets in backseat] Okay so what we do is drive all day and we stay in hotels together at night.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22667,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Separate rooms.","text_w_direction":"Separate rooms.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22668,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well that goes without saying.","text_w_direction":"Well that goes without saying.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22669,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I'm going to say it anyway.","text_w_direction":"I'm going to say it anyway.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22670,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hey! Look at what you're wearing again, Pam. Have you ever seen a magician's assistant? That's...","text_w_direction":"Hey! Look at what you're wearing again, Pam. Have you ever seen a magician's assistant? That's...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22671,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"This is a new cardigan.","text_w_direction":"This is a new cardigan.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22672,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"...kind of Maybe you could tie it around your waist or lose the shirt underneath or something.","text_w_direction":"...kind of [retches] Maybe you could tie it around your waist or lose the shirt underneath or something.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22673,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22674,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No. Oh, all right.","text_w_direction":"No. Oh, all right.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22675,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, Kelly.","text_w_direction":"[front door slams, Kelly walks by] Hey, Kelly.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22676,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Screw you.","text_w_direction":"Screw you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22677,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Excuse me, that is no way to address a superior.","text_w_direction":"Excuse me, that is no way to address a superior.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22678,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh yeah? Screw you too.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah? Screw you too.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22679,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Whoa! What was that all about.","text_w_direction":"Whoa! What was that all about.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22680,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"You forgot her birthday, it was yesterday.","text_w_direction":"You forgot her birthday, it was yesterday.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22681,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Go ahead.","text_w_direction":"[Jim and Dwight sitting next to each other in talking head interview] Go ahead.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22682,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Go ahead, you do it.","text_w_direction":"Go ahead, you do it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22683,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22684,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I insist.","text_w_direction":"I insist.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22685,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Basically after Phyllis blackmailed Angela, Michael asked them to both step down from the party planning committee cause there was too much drama.","text_w_direction":"Basically after Phyllis blackmailed Angela, Michael asked them to both step down from the party planning committee cause there was too much drama.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22686,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"What he said was...","text_w_direction":"What he said was... [puts finger toward Jim's face]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22687,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Just, easy.","text_w_direction":"[pushes Dwight's finger away] Just, easy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22688,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"...there was a problem with having one head of the party planning committee. She becomes too powerful, so he appointed two heads.","text_w_direction":"...there was a problem with having one head of the party planning committee. She becomes too powerful, so he appointed two heads.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22689,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Party planning is literally the stupidest thing I have ever done in my life.","text_w_direction":"Party planning is literally the stupidest thing I have ever done in my life.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22690,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I am a paper salesman, this is humiliating. That's on my side.","text_w_direction":"[at the same time as Jim] I am a paper salesman, this is humiliating. [shoves Jim's arm away] That's on my side.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22691,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"So this is fun.","text_w_direction":"So this is fun.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22692,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"My birthday was yesterday, and everybody forgot. I got really dressed up and excited, and no one said a word. There wasn't even a party. I think sometimes people are really mean to the hot, popular girl.","text_w_direction":"My birthday was yesterday, and everybody forgot. I got really dressed up and excited, and no one said a word. There wasn't even a party. I think sometimes people are really mean to the hot, popular girl.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22693,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Can I turn on the radio?","text_w_direction":"Can I turn on the radio?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22694,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No. I need silence or Sam Kinison to prepare.","text_w_direction":"No. I need silence or Sam Kinison to prepare.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22695,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"But then you fall asleep and there's nothing for me to do.","text_w_direction":"But then you fall asleep and there's nothing for me to do.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22696,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Then listen to your iPod, Pam.","text_w_direction":"Then listen to your iPod, Pam.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22697,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"That's dangerous.","text_w_direction":"That's dangerous.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22698,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well then... hey you know what then let's just talk.","text_w_direction":"Well then... hey you know what then let's just talk.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22699,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"That's okay I can... I'm fine. I'll just play a song in my head.","text_w_direction":"That's okay I can... I'm fine. I'll just play a song in my head.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22700,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You nervous about seeing Karen again, since she was the other woman? Actually you were the other woman so...","text_w_direction":"You nervous about seeing Karen again, since she was the other woman? Actually you were the other woman so...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22701,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"No, that was a long time ago.","text_w_direction":"No, that was a long time ago.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22702,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Is that why your wearing makeup today?","text_w_direction":"Is that why your wearing makeup today?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22703,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"No, I'm not even wearing that much.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm not even wearing that much.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22704,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I hate the idea that someone out there hates me. I even hate thinking that Al-Qaeda hates me. I think if they got to know me, they wouldn't hate me. But Karen knows me, and she still hates me, so...","text_w_direction":"I hate the idea that someone out there hates me. I even hate thinking that Al-Qaeda hates me. I think if they got to know me, they wouldn't hate me. But Karen knows me, and she still hates me, so...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22705,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Julia","text":"Oh, this is a nice office.","text_w_direction":"Oh, this is a nice office.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22706,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"You don't have to lie. Through here.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] You don't have to lie. Through here.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22707,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Um Phyllis, who's that?","text_w_direction":"Um Phyllis, who's that?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22708,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"She's out of your league Andy.","text_w_direction":"She's out of your league Andy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22709,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"For your information, I have been with lots of beautiful women.","text_w_direction":"For your information, I have been with lots of beautiful women.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22710,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Sexually?","text_w_direction":"Sexually?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22711,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"This conversation is over.","text_w_direction":"This conversation is over.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22712,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I am single now. What we have here, is the ultimate smackdown between the Nard-Dog and crippling despair, loneliness, and depression. I intend to win.","text_w_direction":"I am single now. What we have here, is the ultimate smackdown between the Nard-Dog and crippling despair, loneliness, and depression. I intend to win.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22713,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"We just wanted to say we are very sorry.","text_w_direction":"We just wanted to say we are very sorry.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22714,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Screw you guys. You're dead to me.","text_w_direction":"Screw you guys. You're dead to me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22715,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"If you say screw you one more time...","text_w_direction":"If you say screw you one more time...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22716,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Yeah, screw you, beefer, I don't forget your birthday, I would never do that.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, screw you, beefer, I don't forget your birthday, I would never do that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22717,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, HEY.","text_w_direction":"Hey, HEY.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22718,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Guys guys guys guys guys guys. We just want to make it up to you. What can we do?","text_w_direction":"[while Dwight and Kelly are arguing] Guys guys guys guys guys guys. We just want to make it up to you. What can we do?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22719,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"I guess my only wish, would be that nothing so terrible would ever happen to anyone else ever again.","text_w_direction":"I guess my only wish, would be that nothing so terrible would ever happen to anyone else ever again.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22720,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh God.","text_w_direction":"Oh God.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22721,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22722,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"In a way, it's good that it happened to me, because at least I can bear it.","text_w_direction":"In a way, it's good that it happened to me, because at least I can bear it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22723,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"What kind of cake do you want imbecile.","text_w_direction":"What kind of cake do you want imbecile.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22724,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Ice Cream.","text_w_direction":"Ice Cream.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22725,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, uh, point at the Dunder Mifflin.","text_w_direction":"[taking Michael's picture] Okay, uh, point at the Dunder Mifflin.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22726,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hello, Rolando, how are you?","text_w_direction":"Hello, Rolando, how are you?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22727,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Rolando","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22728,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Rolando, I'd like you to meet Pam. She is our receptionist. You know what? Maybe you guys could go out on a little friend date sometime.","text_w_direction":"Rolando, [clears throat] I'd like you to meet Pam. She is our receptionist. You know what? Maybe you guys could go out on a little friend date sometime.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22729,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Rolando","text":"Uh, your late, everyone's already in the conference room. Karen will be right here to take you over.","text_w_direction":"[sarcastically chuckles] Uh, your late, everyone's already in the conference room. Karen will be right here to take you over.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22730,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, don't be nervous, just picture her naked.","text_w_direction":"Okay, don't be nervous, just picture her naked.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22731,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Stop it, please.","text_w_direction":"Stop it, please.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22732,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"That's what I do, steal my trick.","text_w_direction":"That's what I do, steal my trick.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22733,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Please cut it out.","text_w_direction":"Please cut it out.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22734,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Hey. Hi, guys.","text_w_direction":"Hey. Hi, guys.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22735,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh my God. Is that Jim's?","text_w_direction":"[notices Karen's pregnant] Oh my God. Is that Jim's?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22736,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"What!","text_w_direction":"What!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22737,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Michael!","text_w_direction":"Michael!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22738,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Of course not!","text_w_direction":"Of course not!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22739,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Wow. Oh man! My head just exploded. Whoo! Thank God, for everybody right? Whoo kay. Wow, you're huge! That's incredible! I... God sorry, sorry my head is... I'm just, I'm trying to figure out the last time that you and Jim had s*x, and...","text_w_direction":"Okay. Wow. Oh man! My head just exploded. Whoo! Thank God, for everybody right? Whoo kay. Wow, you're huge! That's incredible! I... God sorry, sorry my head is... I'm just, I'm trying to figure out the last time that you and Jim had s*x, and...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22740,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Let's just get this over with, shall we?","text_w_direction":"Let's just get this over with, shall we?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22741,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, Mm Hmm. Ten, ten months?","text_w_direction":"Okay, Mm Hmm. Ten, ten months?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22742,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Are you kidding?","text_w_direction":"[partially blown up balloons on table and hanging from streamers] Are you kidding?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22743,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, I'm not done yet.","text_w_direction":"Well, I'm not done yet.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22744,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight. This, fits in the palm of my hand. You haven't blown 'em up enough. Why have you chosen brown and gray balloons?","text_w_direction":"Dwight. This, [picks up balloon] fits in the palm of my hand. You haven't blown 'em up enough. Why have you chosen brown and gray balloons?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22745,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"They match the carpet","text_w_direction":"They match the carpet","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22746,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"What is that? It is your birthday period.","text_w_direction":"What is that? [looks at sign that says \"IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.\"] It is your birthday period.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22747,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"It's a statement of fact.","text_w_direction":"It's a statement of fact.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22748,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Not even an exclamation point?","text_w_direction":"Not even an exclamation point?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22749,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"This is more professional. It's not like she discovered a cure for cancer.","text_w_direction":"This is more professional. It's not like she discovered a cure for cancer.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22750,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I can't believe how bad this looks.","text_w_direction":"I can't believe how bad this looks.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22751,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Are you trying to hurt my feeling? Because if so, you are succeeding. Fortunately, my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man's.","text_w_direction":"Are you trying to hurt my feeling? Because if so, you are succeeding. Fortunately, my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man's.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22752,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, good then.","text_w_direction":"Okay, good then.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22753,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Have you collected the money from everyone?","text_w_direction":"Have you collected the money from everyone?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22754,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I am working on it.","text_w_direction":"I am working on it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22755,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"How much do you have?","text_w_direction":"How much do you have?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22756,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Six dollars.","text_w_direction":"Six dollars.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22757,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"That's how much you and I contributed! I... Damn it Jim!","text_w_direction":"[yelling] That's how much you and I contributed! I... Damn it Jim!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22758,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I said I was working on it.","text_w_direction":"I said I was working on it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22759,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[sighs]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22760,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Trying to see what CD's she got. It's good to know the deets about the girl you're wooing. Eh, Aha! Fiest. Yes! Whoa! Aah, Aah!","text_w_direction":"[looking into Julia's car] Trying to see what CD's she got. It's good to know the deets about the girl you're wooing. Eh, Aha! Fiest. Yes! [bangs on car and alarm goes off] Whoa! Aah, Aah! [backs up and runs into another car starting another alarm]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22761,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"NO! Oh, my God. Oh, No. That is so awful. That is the worst news. I have to go. I have to do a presentation. I'll talk to you... This is going to be hard for me to speak today. Because I just learned that my father has died. ... No, he didn't! He is alive. And this isn't even a cell phone. This is a calculator. But you bought it! And now you can't return it. Or can you? No you can't. Yes. Karen, do you need to go pump?","text_w_direction":"[on cell phone] NO! Oh, my God. Oh, No. That is so awful. That is the worst news. I have to go. I have to do a presentation. I'll talk to you... [hangs up phone, sighs] This is going to be hard for me to speak today. Because I just learned that my father has died. ... No, he didn't! He is alive. And this isn't even a cell phone. This is a calculator. But you bought it! And now you can't return it. Or can you? No you can't. [Karen raises her hand] Yes. Karen, do you need to go pump?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22762,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Not gonna have to do that, till after I have the baby. No, I am wondering. What are you talking about?","text_w_direction":"Not gonna have to do that, till after I have the baby. No, I am wondering. What are you talking about?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22763,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I am talking about, how you all need to sell an experience. Like I sold you on the idea that my father had died.","text_w_direction":"I am talking about, how you all need to sell an experience. Like I sold you on the idea that my father had died.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22764,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"But now we think you're a liar.","text_w_direction":"But now we think you're a liar.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22765,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Would a liar bring mini Mounds bars?","text_w_direction":"Would a liar bring mini Mounds bars? [Pam tosses a handful of Mounds bars at everyone]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22766,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I am a theatrical person. Growing up, I always thought I would become an actor. Because I have, these memorization tricks that I use. Um, for instance, I learned the Pledge of Allegiance by setting it to the tune of Old MacDonald. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God. With a woof-woof here, and a woof-woof there. Here a woof, there a woof. Everywhere a woof, woof. Um, you get it.","text_w_direction":"I am a theatrical person. Growing up, I always thought I would become an actor. Because I have, these memorization tricks that I use. Um, for instance, I learned the Pledge of Allegiance by setting it to the tune of Old MacDonald. [starts singing] I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God. With a woof-woof here, and a woof-woof there. Here a woof, there a woof. Everywhere a woof, woof. Um, you get it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22767,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know you. But I need to know you in order to sell to you. That is why I have asked you to go around and tell me you names. I have an amazing mnemonic device, by which I have memorized all of your names. Shirty, mole, lazy eye, Mexico, baldy, sugar boobs, black woman. I have taken a unique part of who you are, and I have used that to memorize your name. Baldy, your head is bald. It is hairless. It is shiny, it is reflective like a mirror. \"M\" your name is Mark.","text_w_direction":"I don't know you. But I need to know you in order to sell to you. That is why I have asked you to go around and tell me you names. I have an amazing mnemonic device, by which I have memorized all of your names. Shirty, mole, lazy eye, Mexico, baldy, sugar boobs, black woman. I have taken a unique part of who you are, and I have used that to memorize your name. Baldy, your head is bald. It is hairless. It is shiny, it is reflective like a mirror. \"M\" your name is Mark.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22768,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Mark","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22769,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Got it. It works.","text_w_direction":"Got it. It works.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22770,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Uh, it's very insulting.","text_w_direction":"Uh, it's very insulting.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22771,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"But it works. I would like you all to give this a shot. What do you say?","text_w_direction":"But it works. I would like you all to give this a shot. What do you say?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22772,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Mark","text":"But we already know each other's names.","text_w_direction":"But we already know each other's names.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22773,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well, then it will be easier for you. But I, I still think it's worthwhile, to give a, give it a try.","text_w_direction":"Well, then it will be easier for you. But I, I still think it's worthwhile, to give a, give it a try.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22774,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Okay. All right everyone, meeting's over.","text_w_direction":"Okay. All right everyone, meeting's over.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22775,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, I still have more.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I still have more.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22776,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Can I please see you in my office, please?","text_w_direction":"Can I please see you in my office, please?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22777,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"She is pregnant. She is knocked up. \"K\" Karen. Pam, let's go.","text_w_direction":"She is pregnant. She is knocked up. \"K\" Karen. Pam, let's go.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22778,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Julia","text":"I can't accept these prices, Stanley. They just cut our budget.","text_w_direction":"I can't accept these prices, Stanley. They just cut our budget.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22779,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Brought you guys some coffees. Stanley, I know you have adult onset diabetes. So I put Splenda in yours. Let's see. How many did I put in there? One, Two, Three, Four Splenda's in your coffee, Stanley. None in yours, Julia, cause I don't know how you take it. But if you'd rather...","text_w_direction":"Brought you guys some coffees. Stanley, I know you have adult onset diabetes. So I put Splenda in yours. Let's see. How many did I put in there? [starts singing to the tune of Feist's 1234] One, Two, Three, Four Splenda's in your coffee, Stanley. None in yours, Julia, cause I don't know how you take it. But if you'd rather...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22780,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"Four Splenda. Are you crazy?","text_w_direction":"Four Splenda. Are you crazy?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22781,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Well, No, I actually only put in two. But that's not how the songs goes.","text_w_direction":"Well, No, I actually only put in two. But that's not how the songs goes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22782,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"Are you out of your damn mind?","text_w_direction":"Are you out of your damn mind?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22783,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Are you out of your damn mind? You bring an angel like that into this office, and you don't even set me up with her.","text_w_direction":"Are you out of your damn mind? You bring an angel like that into this office, and you don't even set me up with her.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22784,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"We're not friends. I didn't think about it.","text_w_direction":"We're not friends. I didn't think about it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22785,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"We are friends. Stanley, we're friends. And you let me down.","text_w_direction":"We are friends. Stanley, we're friends. And you let me down.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22786,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"You really like her, huh?","text_w_direction":"You really like her, huh?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22787,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah. I really like her with all my heart.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I really like her with all my heart.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22788,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"Give me two clients for her.","text_w_direction":"[thinks for a moment] Give me two clients for her.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22789,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I grab this, and I turn it on and I say, \"Prepare yourself, for the Utica chain store massacre.\"","text_w_direction":"I grab this [grabs a chain saw], and I turn it on and I say, \"Prepare yourself, for the Utica chain store massacre.\"","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22790,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"No that's, that is incredibly dangerous.","text_w_direction":"No that's, that is incredibly dangerous.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22791,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, don't worry, the chain is off.","text_w_direction":"No, don't worry, the chain is off.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22792,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"No it's not.","text_w_direction":"No it's not.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22793,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"You know, I think I'm just gonna distill all this, and send it in an email to my team.","text_w_direction":"You know, I think I'm just gonna distill all this, and send it in an email to my team.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22794,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Email's not scary. This is an opportunity. Don't, don't blow it.","text_w_direction":"Email's not scary. This is an opportunity. Don't, don't blow it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22795,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"So when are you due?","text_w_direction":"So when are you due?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22796,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Uh, in about a month.","text_w_direction":"Uh, in about a month.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22797,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Wow, that is wonderful, congratulations.","text_w_direction":"Wow, that is wonderful, congratulations.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22798,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Thank you. It just all happened so fast.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. It just all happened so fast.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22799,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"It's really amazing. Congratulations Karen. So is there a guy or, uh, a person. Or, uh, a sperm machine that did this to you, or?","text_w_direction":"It's really amazing. Congratulations Karen. So is there a guy or, uh, a person. Or, uh, a sperm machine that did this to you, or?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22800,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Yes, Michael. My husband impregnated me.","text_w_direction":"Yes, Michael. My husband impregnated me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22801,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, great.","text_w_direction":"Oh, great.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22802,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"His name is Dan, uh, this is us. So dorky.","text_w_direction":"His name is Dan, uh, this is us. So dorky.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22803,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, he's cute.","text_w_direction":"Oh, he's cute.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22804,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Yeah, he's so cute. He's a dermatologist. We met a bar. Can you believe that?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, he's so cute. He's a dermatologist. We met a bar. Can you believe that?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22805,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"What is happening there?","text_w_direction":"What is happening there? [points at picture]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22806,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Oh, yeah. Don't even. That's really dorky.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah. Don't even. That's really dorky.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22807,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"It's really sweet.","text_w_direction":"It's really sweet.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22808,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, it's really dorky. You were right the first time.","text_w_direction":"No, it's really dorky. You were right the first time.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22809,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"So, how are things in Scranton? How's Jim?","text_w_direction":"So, how are things in Scranton? How's Jim?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22810,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Uh, they're good. Uh, Jim's good. We're engaged.","text_w_direction":"Uh, they're good. Uh, Jim's good. We're engaged.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22811,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"That's so great. That's great.","text_w_direction":"That's so great. That's great.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22812,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22813,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Oh, my God. I'm so happy for you.","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God. I'm so happy for you. [hugs pam]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22814,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Old hatreds dissolve into new friendships. It's a really wonderful moment.","text_w_direction":"Old hatreds dissolve into new friendships. It's a really wonderful moment.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22815,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"I have to take care of a couple things. So Andy will be taking over things here. You're in good hands, and give my best to your mother.","text_w_direction":"I have to take care of a couple things. So Andy will be taking over things here. You're in good hands, and give my best to your mother.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22816,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"So Julia, um, let's see. With regards to, uh, billing. Should we send bills to you, or to your boyfriend's house or?","text_w_direction":"So Julia, um, let's see. With regards to, uh, billing. Should we send bills to you, or to your boyfriend's house or?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22817,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Julia","text":"No, it could go straight to our business address.","text_w_direction":"No, it could go straight to our business address.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22818,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Oh Okay, all right. That makes sense. How does your boyfriend, deal with your phenomenal success? Is he just, like, totally threatened by you, or?","text_w_direction":"Oh Okay, all right. That makes sense. How does your boyfriend, deal with your phenomenal success? Is he just, like, totally threatened by you, or?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22819,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Julia","text":"Actually, I, I don't have a boyfriend.","text_w_direction":"Actually, I, I don't have a boyfriend.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22820,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Really? Is that... wow, that's so weird.","text_w_direction":"[stammers] Really? Is that... wow, that's so weird.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22821,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Guys, stop everything. I'm about to ask out this girl, and I'm completely panicking.","text_w_direction":"Guys, stop everything. I'm about to ask out this girl, and I'm completely panicking.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22822,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Oh, my desk is over...","text_w_direction":"[quietly] Oh, my desk is over... [quickly walks away]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22823,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Creed","text":"This gal, she's really into you?","text_w_direction":"This gal, she's really into you?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22824,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I've seen her, like, three times today. And we love all the same music, and whenever I walk into a room, she totally looks up.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I've seen her, like, three times today. And we love all the same music, and whenever I walk into a room, she totally looks up.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22825,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Creed","text":"All right, all right. Say no more. So, this is how I got squeaky fromme. No small talk. Just show her who's the boss. Just go right in and kiss her.","text_w_direction":"All right, all right. Say no more. So, this is how I got squeaky fromme. No small talk. Just show her who's the boss. Just go right in and kiss her.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22826,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Okay, it sounds risky.","text_w_direction":"Okay, it sounds risky.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22827,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Creed","text":"Have I ever steered you wrong, Jim?","text_w_direction":"Have I ever steered you wrong, Jim?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22828,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Wait, what?","text_w_direction":"Wait, what?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22829,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I would give that lecture a solid B+. Although, for the record, Karen. Wow, kind of mean.","text_w_direction":"I would give that lecture a solid B+. Although, for the record, Karen. Wow, kind of mean.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22830,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I like her.","text_w_direction":"I like her.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22831,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Really? No, honestly. Tell me what you really think.","text_w_direction":"Really? No, honestly. Tell me what you really think.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22832,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I'm serious. Um, I'm really glad I came.","text_w_direction":"I'm serious. Um, I'm really glad I came.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22833,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22834,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Because, um, cause I'll never wonder ever again. If I did something wrong and... Now I have closure. She's happy and, I don't know, it feels good.","text_w_direction":"Because, um, cause I'll never wonder ever again. If I did something wrong and... Now I have closure. She's happy and, I don't know, it feels good.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22835,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Julia","text":"Thanks for walking me out.","text_w_direction":"Thanks for walking me out.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22836,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, my pleasure. Yeah, there's all kinds of weirdo's out here, so...","text_w_direction":"Oh, my pleasure. Yeah, there's all kinds of weirdo's out here, so...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22837,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Julia","text":"You must be freezing.","text_w_direction":"You must be freezing.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22838,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I am about to die. Will you wait here while I go get my jacket?","text_w_direction":"I am about to die. [laughs] Will you wait here while I go get my jacket?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22839,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Julia","text":"Oh, no, it's okay. This is my car.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, it's okay. This is my car.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22840,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Okay, Okay. Well listen, you're a new client, and as one of my new clients, you will always be taken care of. And that is the Nard-Dog guarantee.","text_w_direction":"Okay, Okay. Well listen, you're a new client, and as one of my new clients, you will always be taken care of. And that is the Nard-Dog guarantee.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22841,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Julia","text":"What's a \"Nard-Dog\"?","text_w_direction":"What's a \"Nard-Dog\"?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22842,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"This is the Nard-Dog.","text_w_direction":"[points to self] This is the Nard-Dog.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22843,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Julia","text":"Whoa. What the hell?","text_w_direction":"[Andy leans in to kiss her] Whoa. What the hell?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22844,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh I, I thought we had this energy. And I'm a mess. And I just had my heart broken. And you came in today and your so pretty. You're, like, incredibly pretty.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh I, I thought we had this energy. And I'm a mess. And I just had my heart broken. And you came in today and your so pretty. You're, like, incredibly pretty.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22845,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Julia","text":"I just got out of a relationship too. It's really hard.","text_w_direction":"I just got out of a relationship too. It's really hard.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22846,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, right? Wow. Yeah. Do you want to talk about it? Go to a mall of something? Just walk around?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, right? Wow. Yeah. Do you want to talk about it? Go to a mall of something? Just walk around?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22847,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Julia","text":"No, I, I don't think so.","text_w_direction":"No, I, I don't think so.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22848,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Sure, yeah that's... your right. It's too soon for... definitely too soon for me. So I'm glad we go that out of the way. I'm gonna be in touch with you. In three months. I'm gonna call you about that order. And maybe about that mall walk.","text_w_direction":"Sure, yeah that's... your right. It's too soon for... definitely too soon for me. So I'm glad we go that out of the way. I'm gonna be in touch with you. In three months. I'm gonna call you about that order. And maybe about that mall walk.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22849,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Julia","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"[chuckles] Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22850,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Take care Julia.","text_w_direction":"Take care Julia.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22851,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Julia","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22852,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Sorry I tried to kiss y...","text_w_direction":"[as Julia is pulling out] Sorry I tried to kiss y...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22853,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"We lost the account.","text_w_direction":"We lost the account.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22854,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Damn it! Dwight Schrute.","text_w_direction":"[struggling to blow up a balloon as his desk phone rings] Damn it! [answers phone] Dwight Schrute.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22855,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"How old's Kelly?","text_w_direction":"[over the phone] How old's Kelly?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22856,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Who is this?","text_w_direction":"Who is this?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22857,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"It's Mose. Who do you think it is?","text_w_direction":"It's Mose. Who do you think it is?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22858,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Mose doesn't know how to use a phone. So joke's on you.","text_w_direction":"Mose doesn't know how to use a phone. So joke's on you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22859,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Look, I'm at the supermarket, and they only have numbered candles. How old is she?","text_w_direction":"Look, I'm at the supermarket, and they only have numbered candles. How old is she?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22860,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh, 24. 37.","text_w_direction":"Uh, 24. 37.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22861,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Do you think I'm calling you for your best approximation?","text_w_direction":"Do you think I'm calling you for your best approximation?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22862,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I'll call you back.","text_w_direction":"[sighs] I'll call you back. [goes to a filling cabinet takes out a file and looks around]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22863,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I have here Kelly Kapoor's personal and confidental file. Allow me to share. \"Kelly Kapoor spent April 1995 to December 1996 at Berks County Youth Center.\" Juvie. \"According to past employers, it in no way affects her job perfor...\" Blah, Blah, Blah.","text_w_direction":"I have here Kelly Kapoor's personal and confidental file. Allow me to share. [opens file] \"Kelly Kapoor spent April 1995 to December 1996 at Berks County Youth Center.\" Juvie. \"According to past employers, it in no way affects her job perfor...\" Blah, Blah, Blah. [closes file]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22864,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Are you asleep?","text_w_direction":"Are you asleep?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22865,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No. I'm just thinking about what you said, about Karen, about closure. You remember Holly? She used to work for H.R.?","text_w_direction":"No. I'm just thinking about what you said, about Karen, about closure. You remember Holly? She used to work for H.R.?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22866,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"No, remind me.","text_w_direction":"No, remind me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22867,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Blonde hair, nice boobs. Not too big, not too small.","text_w_direction":"Blonde hair, nice boobs. Not too big, not too small.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22868,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Perfect boobs, of course I remember Holly.","text_w_direction":"Perfect boobs, [gives a look at the camera] of course I remember Holly.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22869,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"She was the love of my life. What you and Jim have times 100. Just she... she just left. And I didn't... I never got closure, you know? I never got closure with her. I haven't talked to her since. I haven't seen her since. And I feel like I need to go to Nashua and get closure. I feel like I need that.","text_w_direction":"She was the love of my life. What you and Jim have times 100. Just she... she just left. And I didn't... I never got closure, you know? I never got closure with her. I haven't talked to her since. I haven't seen her since. And I feel like I need to go to Nashua and get closure. I feel like I need that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22870,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, lets go.","text_w_direction":"Okay, lets go.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22871,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I'll just blow off the lecture at Rochester.","text_w_direction":"[scoofs] I'll just blow off the lecture at Rochester.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22872,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, screw 'em. Let's do this.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, screw 'em. Let's do this.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22873,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"[chuckles] Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22874,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"So I am collecting $3 from everybody. For Kelly's party.","text_w_direction":"[leaning against Creed's desk] So I am collecting $3 from everybody. For Kelly's party.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22875,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Creed","text":"I'd like to contribute.","text_w_direction":"I'd like to contribute.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22876,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, great.","text_w_direction":"Oh, great.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22877,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Creed","text":"There you go.","text_w_direction":"[opens wallet and hands Jim a single bill] There you go.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22878,"season":5,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 1)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"","text_w_direction":"[looks at a three dollar bill]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1838,"air_date":"2009-02-05"}
{"index":22879,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I am on a lecture circuit. I'm goin' around to all the branches, and I'm telling them my secret recipe for success.","text_w_direction":"I am on a lecture circuit. I'm goin' around to all the branches, and I'm telling them my secret recipe for success.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22880,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I have now memorized all of your names. Shirty, Mole, Lazy Eye, Mexico, Baldy.","text_w_direction":"I have now memorized all of your names. Shirty, Mole, Lazy Eye, Mexico, Baldy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22881,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"And I turn it on and I say 'Prepare yourself for the Utica Chainsaw Massacre.'","text_w_direction":"[holding a chainsaw] And I turn it on and I say 'Prepare yourself for the Utica Chainsaw Massacre.'","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22882,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"How's Jim?","text_w_direction":"How's Jim?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22883,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"We're engaged.","text_w_direction":"We're engaged.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22884,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Karen","text":"Oh my God, I'm so happy for you!","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, I'm so happy for you!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22885,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, wow, thank you!","text_w_direction":"Oh, wow, thank you!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22886,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You remember Holly? She used to work for HR? She's the love of my life. She just left... and I never got closure. And I feel like I need to go to Nashua and get closure.","text_w_direction":"You remember Holly? She used to work for HR? She's the love of my life. She just left... and I never got closure. And I feel like I need to go to Nashua and get closure.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22887,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"... Okay, let's go.","text_w_direction":"... Okay, let's go.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22888,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Two?","text_w_direction":"[Kevin is holding two ice cream treats] Two?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22889,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"I didn't eat lunch. I didn't eat all my lunch.","text_w_direction":"I didn't eat lunch. [Oscar gives Kevin a look] I didn't eat all my lunch.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22890,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Hello, everyone. Oh, ice cream. Nice, Kevin. Looks good.","text_w_direction":"[enters smiling and waving] Hello, everyone. Oh, ice cream. Nice, Kevin. Looks good.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22891,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"It... yeah.","text_w_direction":"It... yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22892,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Angela, you're more chipper than usual.","text_w_direction":"Angela, you're more chipper than usual.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22893,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"I am proud to announce that there is a new addition to the Martin family. She's hypoallergenic. She doesn't struggle when you try to dress her. She's a third-generation show cat. Her father was in 'Meet the Parents.' Needless to say, she was very, very expensive.","text_w_direction":"I am proud to announce that there is a new addition to the Martin family. [takes a breath, excitedly] She's hypoallergenic. She doesn't struggle when you try to dress her. She's a third-generation show cat. Her father was in 'Meet the Parents.' Needless to say, she was very, very expensive.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22894,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"How much?","text_w_direction":"How much?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22895,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Seven thousand dollars.","text_w_direction":"Seven thousand dollars.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22896,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Creed","text":"For a cat? I could get you a kid for that.","text_w_direction":"For a cat? I could get you a kid for that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22897,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Where'd you get that kind of money?","text_w_direction":"Where'd you get that kind of money?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22898,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"I sold Andy's engagement ring on eBay.","text_w_direction":"I sold Andy's engagement ring on eBay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22899,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Wait, you didn't give it back?","text_w_direction":"Wait, you didn't give it back?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22900,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"He wouldn't have wanted that. Her name is Princess Lady!","text_w_direction":"He wouldn't have wanted that. Her name is Princess Lady!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22901,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Seven grand?","text_w_direction":"Seven grand?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22902,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22903,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"I gotta see that little bitch.","text_w_direction":"I gotta see that little bitch.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22904,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"I have something better than a picture. Come on.","text_w_direction":"I have something better than a picture. Come on.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22905,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"You have your cats on Nanny-Cam?","text_w_direction":"You have your cats on Nanny-Cam?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22906,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Yeah. I mean, I usually try to take leave when I get a new cat, but I'm out of vacation days. And this company still doesn't recognize cat maternity. I mean, when somebody has a kid, oh sure, take off a year.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. [cats meowing] I mean, I usually try to take leave when I get a new cat, but I'm out of vacation days. And this company still doesn't recognize cat maternity. I mean, when somebody has a kid, oh sure, take off a year.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22907,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"She's right. I had my second kid just for the vacation.","text_w_direction":"She's right. I had my second kid just for the vacation.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22908,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Right. Anyways... I just want to make sure Princess Lady is acclimating well. She means more to me than anyone.","text_w_direction":"Right. Anyways... I just want to make sure Princess Lady is acclimating well. She means more to me than anyone.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22909,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Any cat, you mean.","text_w_direction":"Any cat, you mean.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22910,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"And person.","text_w_direction":"And person.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22911,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"So, detour. We're now adding Nashua to the Lecture Circuit so Michael can confront Holly and get some closure. Nashua actually sounded very excited on the phone. I don't think they get a lot of visitors. Because their office is only accessible by cross-country skis. Hey-oh! I've been driving too long.","text_w_direction":"So, detour. We're now adding Nashua to the Lecture Circuit so Michael can confront Holly and get some closure. Nashua actually sounded very excited on the phone. I don't think they get a lot of visitors. Because their office is only accessible by cross-country skis. Hey-oh! [laughs] [whispers] I've been driving too long.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22912,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"What did you do?","text_w_direction":"[shouts from another room] What did you do?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22913,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Stop yelling at me!","text_w_direction":"Stop yelling at me!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22914,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"What did you do?","text_w_direction":"What did you do?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22915,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"I didn't do anything!","text_w_direction":"I didn't do anything!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22916,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"What did you learn in there? I bet you learned things, huh? Like how to fashion a shiv, hmm?","text_w_direction":"What did you learn in there? I bet you learned things, huh? Like how to fashion a shiv, hmm?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22917,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Hey! What the hell's goin' on?","text_w_direction":"Hey! What the hell's goin' on?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22918,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Why don't you tell Jim where you were from ages 14 to 15.","text_w_direction":"Why don't you tell Jim where you were from ages 14 to 15.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22919,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"I was kickin' it.","text_w_direction":"I was kickin' it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22920,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"In juvie.","text_w_direction":"In juvie.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22921,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22922,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Juvie... nile... Detention Center. Where they send teenagers!","text_w_direction":"Juvie... nile... Detention Center. Where they send teenagers!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22923,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22924,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"For reha-","text_w_direction":"For reha-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22925,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Got it.","text_w_direction":"Got it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22926,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"What did you do? Huh?","text_w_direction":"What did you do? Huh?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22927,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, Dwight, sounds like she was 14, so maybe we wanna go a little easy.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Dwight, sounds like she was 14, so maybe we wanna go a little easy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22928,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, if she's old enough to get married, she's old enough to follow the law. What did you do?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, if she's old enough to get married, she's old enough to follow the law. [to Kelly] What did you do?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22929,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"My boyfriend dumped me, so, I stole his boat. I mean, he told me it was his boat. It was actually his father's. And I just thought it'd be really romantic, like 'Thelma and Louise,' but with, like, a boat. And it was the worst year of my life. And I can't believe that you guys are making me talk about this on my birthday!","text_w_direction":"My boyfriend dumped me, so, I stole his boat. I mean, he told me it was his boat. It was actually his father's. And I just thought it'd be really romantic, like 'Thelma and Louise,' but with, like, a boat. And it was the worst year of my life. And I can't believe that you guys are making me talk about this on my birthday!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22930,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I thought you said yesterday was your birthday!","text_w_direction":"I thought you said yesterday was your birthday!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22931,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, you know what? I got you a cake.","text_w_direction":"Hey, you know what? I got you a cake.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22932,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"You did? I wanna see the cake.","text_w_direction":"You did? I wanna see the cake.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22933,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"And... ta da.","text_w_direction":"And... ta da.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22934,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"I hate it.","text_w_direction":"I hate it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22935,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"How do you hate it? It's a cake.","text_w_direction":"How do you hate it? It's a cake.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22936,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Well, there's no flowers... or toys... or--- I mean, there's nothing on it. Where did you even find a cake like this? I mean, it doesn't have my name on it! Do you guys know what my name is? My name is Kelly!","text_w_direction":"Well, there's no flowers... or toys... or--- I mean, there's nothing on it. Where did you even find a cake like this? I mean, it doesn't have my name on it! Do you guys know what my name is? My name is Kelly!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22937,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Right.","text_w_direction":"Right.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22938,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I forgot if there was an \"e\" between the \"l\" and the \"y.\" I still don't know.","text_w_direction":"I forgot if there was an \"e\" between the \"l\" and the \"y.\" I still don't know.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22939,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"I mean, I don't even know what the theme is. What's the theme?!","text_w_direction":"I mean, I don't even know what the theme is. What's the theme?!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22940,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Birthday.","text_w_direction":"Birthday.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22941,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Frosting.","text_w_direction":"Frosting.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22942,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Those aren't... themes. There's always a theme.","text_w_direction":"Those aren't... themes. There's always a theme. [walks out]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22943,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"There's always a theme.","text_w_direction":"There's always a theme.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22944,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Nice job on the cake, Bozo!","text_w_direction":"Nice job on the cake, Bozo!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22945,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, you know what, next time, I'll let you get the cake and I get to scream at the birthday girl.","text_w_direction":"Okay, you know what, next time, I'll let you get the cake and I get to scream at the birthday girl.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22946,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, a little bit more closer to the sign. Yeah.","text_w_direction":"[taking Michael's picture] Okay, a little bit more closer to the sign. Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22947,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Do I look okay?","text_w_direction":"Do I look okay?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22948,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"You look good.","text_w_direction":"You look good.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22949,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22950,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Receptionist","text":"Hi, can I help you?","text_w_direction":"Hi, can I help you?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22951,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, you can. I am, uh, Michael Scott, Regional Manager of the Scranton branch.","text_w_direction":"Yes, you can. I am, uh, Michael Scott, Regional Manager of the Scranton branch.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22952,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Receptionist","text":"Yes, we were expecting you. Have a seat.","text_w_direction":"Yes, we were expecting you. Have a seat.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22953,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you. ... Um... is, uh, Holly Flax anywhere here?","text_w_direction":"Thank you. ... Um... is, uh, Holly Flax anywhere here?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22954,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Receptionist","text":"Actually, she's on an HR retreat for the next three days.","text_w_direction":"Actually, she's on an HR retreat for the next three days.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22955,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh- She's not here?","text_w_direction":"Oh- She's not here?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22956,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Receptionist","text":"But, if you need to get in touch with her immediately, you could talk to A.J. He's a salesman here.","text_w_direction":"But, if you need to get in touch with her immediately, you could talk to A.J. He's a salesman here.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22957,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"A.J.","text_w_direction":"A.J.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22958,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Receptionist","text":"Yeah, he's her boyfriend. He's just over there.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, he's her boyfriend. He's just over there.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22959,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"She has a boyfriend.","text_w_direction":"She has a boyfriend.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22960,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I'm so sorry, Michael.","text_w_direction":"I'm so sorry, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22961,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"How could she do this to me, Pam?","text_w_direction":"How could she do this to me, Pam?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22962,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"She's not doing it to hurt you.","text_w_direction":"She's not doing it to hurt you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22963,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I can't do the presentation, I can't- ... just... oh... thinking about seeing him... and... thinking about... him getting to hold her and getting to kiss her, it just- oh, God!","text_w_direction":"I can't do the presentation, I can't- [voice cracks] ... just... oh... thinking about seeing him... and... thinking about... him getting to hold her and getting to kiss her, it just- oh, God! [starts crying, covers his face]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22964,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Listen, when Jim was dating Karen, I didn't want to come to work. It was awful. I hated it. I wanted to quit, but-","text_w_direction":"Listen, when Jim was dating Karen, I didn't want to come to work. It was awful. I hated it. I wanted to quit, but-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22965,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I know, just... uh, please, I'm going through something, okay?","text_w_direction":"I know, just... uh, please, I'm going through something, okay? [exhales]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22966,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"You know, when Holly gets back, everyone will tell her what a great job you did. And then she'll realize what she's missing.","text_w_direction":"You know, when Holly gets back, everyone will tell her what a great job you did. And then she'll realize what she's missing.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22967,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"And then she'll move back to Scranton. And her boyfriend will die.","text_w_direction":"And then she'll move back to Scranton. And her boyfriend will die.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22968,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, maybe.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, maybe.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22969,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[laughs]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22970,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Maybe. One step at a time.","text_w_direction":"Maybe. One step at a time.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22971,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[sighs]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22972,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"You can do this.","text_w_direction":"You can do this.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22973,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I can do this.","text_w_direction":"I can do this.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22974,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"It could be snacks, or-","text_w_direction":"It could be snacks, or-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22975,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Why would we-","text_w_direction":"Why would we- [cats meowing from Angela's computer, sounds like crying]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22976,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Wha-","text_w_direction":"Wha-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22977,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Is that what I think it is?","text_w_direction":"Is that what I think it is? [Kevin and Oscar get up and go to Angela's computer]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22978,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Good God!","text_w_direction":"Good God!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22979,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"","text_w_direction":"[gasps]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22980,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"","text_w_direction":"[laughs]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22981,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"","text_w_direction":"[gasps]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22982,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"That one ugly cat is humping Princess Lady!","text_w_direction":"That one ugly cat is humping Princess Lady!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22983,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22984,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Awesome!","text_w_direction":"Awesome!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22985,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Stop it, Mr. Ash! Bad cat! That is very bad! You stop it right now! I swear, he is fixed.","text_w_direction":"Stop it, Mr. Ash! Bad cat! That is very bad! You stop it right now! I swear, he is fixed.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22986,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Yeah, I know fixed; that ain't fixed.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I know fixed; that ain't fixed.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22987,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"No way.","text_w_direction":"No way.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22988,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"No, now listen. You can't let what you see here, sully your image of them. They are good, decent cats. I gotta go. I'll be back in an hour. Oh, stop that! Oh!","text_w_direction":"No, now listen. You can't let what you see here, sully your image of them. They are good, decent cats. [all laugh] I gotta go. I'll be back in an hour. Oh, stop that! Oh!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22989,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, the other one's watching.","text_w_direction":"Oh, the other one's watching.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22990,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, so all we need is a theme... and cups, and ice, and punch, and a cake.","text_w_direction":"Okay, so all we need is a theme... and cups, and ice, and punch, and a cake.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22991,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Busy!","text_w_direction":"Busy!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22992,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, what's that show that she's always talking about?","text_w_direction":"Hey, what's that show that she's always talking about?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22993,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, my God. Is this how you are with Pam? 'Cause she must want to shoot herself in the face.","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God. Is this how you are with Pam? 'Cause she must want to shoot herself in the face.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22994,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"You know what? I could use a little help.","text_w_direction":"You know what? I could use a little help.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22995,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"You know what? I'm a little busy.","text_w_direction":"You know what? I'm a little busy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22996,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"We have a lot to do, and you are... putting up a very effeminate sign. Is that what you've been doing, is making a sign?","text_w_direction":"We have a lot to do, and you are... putting up a very effeminate sign. Is that what you've been doing, is making a sign?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22997,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"It's not effeminate. It's festive.","text_w_direction":"It's not effeminate. It's festive.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22998,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"You've been making that sign, for something that we could just announce to the whole office? Hey everybody, the party's now at 3!","text_w_direction":"You've been making that sign, for something that we could just announce to the whole office? Hey everybody, the party's now at 3!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":22999,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"I know, I just read it on the sign.","text_w_direction":"I know, I just read it on the sign.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23000,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Goooood morning, Viet-Nashua! Sales. Sales is what bwings us together, today. How do we deal with clients who say, \"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn... about paper\" and get them to \"Show us the money!\" Well, we are going to find out today. Show of hands. How many of you are salesmen? Let's see the salesmen. Oh, okay. Well I know what the rest of you are thinking. Wow, yuck. Salesmen are the worst! They are awful. They are so arrogant. They think the whole place revolves around them. Handsome, good listeners, funny, Mr. Wonderful. So, okay, you're a salesman. What's, uh, what's your name?","text_w_direction":"Goooood morning, Viet-Nashua! Sales. Sales is what bwings us together, today. How do we deal with clients who say, \"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn... about paper\" and get them to \"Show us the money!\" Well, we are going to find out today. Show of hands. How many of you are salesmen? Let's see the salesmen. [some raise their hands] Oh, okay. Well I know what the rest of you are thinking. Wow, yuck. Salesmen are the worst! They are awful. They are so arrogant. They think the whole place revolves around them. Handsome, good listeners, funny, Mr. Wonderful. So, okay, you're a salesman. What's, uh, what's your name?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23001,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"A.J.","text":"A.J.","text_w_direction":"A.J.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23002,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"A.J. What kind of name is A.J.?","text_w_direction":"A.J. What kind of name is A.J.?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23003,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"A.J.","text":"","text_w_direction":"[laughs]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23004,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What do you race cars?","text_w_direction":"What do you race cars?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23005,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"A.J.","text":"I'm a salesman. That's why I raised my hand.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] I'm a salesman. That's why I raised my hand.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23006,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Ooh. Ouch. Okay, good. You're funny, very good and funny. Tell me, A.J., are you dating? Is there somebody you date?","text_w_direction":"Ooh. Ouch. Okay, good. You're funny, very good and funny. Tell me, A.J., are you dating? Is there somebody you date?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23007,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"A.J.","text":"Yeah. Why, are you interested?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Why, are you interested? [all laugh]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23008,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Woman","text":"I have a question about discounts from distributors.","text_w_direction":"I have a question about discounts from distributors.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23009,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yep, we will get to you. Okay, so you're dating somebody? Um... is it serious?","text_w_direction":"Yep, we will get to you. Okay, so you're dating somebody? Um... is it serious?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23010,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"A.J.","text":"It's pretty serious, yes.","text_w_direction":"It's pretty serious, yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23011,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Huh- Does she ever talk about me?","text_w_direction":"Huh- [pauses] Does she ever talk about me? [voice cracking]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23012,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, God.","text_w_direction":"Oh, God.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23013,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"A.J.","text":"Excuse me?","text_w_direction":"Excuse me?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23014,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Man","text":"What does this have to do with sales?","text_w_direction":"What does this have to do with sales?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23015,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"It's all connected. Shut up. Does she ever mention 'Michael Scott?'","text_w_direction":"It's all connected. Shut up. [to A.J.] Does she ever mention 'Michael Scott?'","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23016,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"A.J.","text":"No, what are you talking about?","text_w_direction":"No, what are you talking about?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23017,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Does it feel good?","text_w_direction":"[sighs loudly] Does it feel good?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23018,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"A.J.","text":"Does what feel good?","text_w_direction":"Does what feel good?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23019,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Your life. Oh, wow. Whew. Ahh, legs are sorta giving out. Long drive in the car, so let's just- We'll just continue. Oh, wow. Ooh, okay.","text_w_direction":"[grunts] Your life. [sits down, upset] Oh, wow. Whew. Ahh, legs are sorta giving out. Long drive in the car, so let's just- We'll just continue. [sighs, falls to floor, gets more upset] Oh, wow. [takes deep breath] Ooh, okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23020,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, get off the floor!","text_w_direction":"Michael, get off the floor!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23021,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, yeah... uh, I can't do this Pam. Just read from- just read the cards.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, yeah... uh, I can't do this Pam. Just read from- just read the cards.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23022,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"No, no, no, you have to do it-","text_w_direction":"[whispering] No, no, no, you have to do it-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23023,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, I'm okay. I'm all right. Okay... okay.","text_w_direction":"No, no, I'm okay. I'm all right. [sighs heavily] Okay... okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23024,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"That was weird, huh? It's all part of the presentation. It was confusing, right? Because confusing situations happen to us all the time in our jobs. I'm just trying to bridge the gap between what just happened and the fact that I'm going to be doing the rest of the presentation. Sales is like a box a chocolates, you never know which vendor you're gonna get. Forrest Gump.","text_w_direction":"That was weird, huh? It's all part of the presentation. It was confusing, right? Because confusing situations happen to us all the time in our jobs. [pauses] I'm just trying to bridge the gap between what just happened and the fact that I'm going to be doing the rest of the presentation. [reading from the cards, in Forrest Gump voice] Sales is like a box a chocolates, you never know which vendor you're gonna get. Forrest Gump.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23025,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Blazer. Freckles. Penguin. K.D. Lang. Holly's boyfriend. These mnemonic devices help to make a connection, and then, also to help you memorize names. I have a chainsaw! Cutting down the competition.","text_w_direction":"[pointing to staff members] Blazer. Freckles. Penguin. K.D. Lang. Holly's boyfriend. These mnemonic devices help to make a connection, and then, also to help you memorize names. I have a chainsaw! [holds up chainsaw, makes a wimpy chain saw noise] Cutting down the competition.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23026,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Where is that bad cat? Oh, you know who you are. Excuse me, Petals, I'm looking for Mr. Ash. He's a bad cat. Bad, bad cat. Do you hear me? Bad. Yeah, you were bad. No, you look at me when I talk to you. Do you hear me, Mr. Ash? You look at me. 'Cause I'm talking to you right now.","text_w_direction":"[cats meowing in background][on Nanny-Cam] Where is that bad cat? Oh, you know who you are. Excuse me, Petals, I'm looking for Mr. Ash. He's a bad cat. Bad, bad cat. Do you hear me? Bad. Yeah, you were bad. No, you look at me when I talk to you. Do you hear me, Mr. Ash? You look at me. 'Cause I'm talking to you right now.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23027,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"","text_w_direction":"[chuckles]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23028,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"","text_w_direction":"[snickers]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23029,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"","text_w_direction":"[meows like a cat, then hisses]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23030,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"This is getting weird.","text_w_direction":"This is getting weird.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23031,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Is she cleaning the cat with her tongue?","text_w_direction":"Is she cleaning the cat with her tongue? [Angela licks cat, meows]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23032,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Ohhh...","text_w_direction":"Ohhh...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23033,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[sighs, touches Holly's sweater, cuts off sleeve, chuckles, sees Word document on Holly's computer named \"Dear Michael,\" plugs in USB flash drive to copy file from computer]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23034,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Has this been on the entire time?","text_w_direction":"[shivers] [meowing noises] Has this been on the entire time?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23035,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"I have no idea.","text_w_direction":"I have no idea.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23036,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"I was looking at pictures of food on my computer.","text_w_direction":"I was looking at pictures of food on my computer.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23037,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Well, sorry I'm late.","text_w_direction":"[sigh of relief] Well, sorry I'm late. [clears throat, coughs, pulls hairball out of her mouth]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23038,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"I want to get that image out of my head. The psychological issues that go behind licking a cat, are not things I want to go into. Also, I'm pretty sure she coughed up a hairball.","text_w_direction":"I want to get that image out of my head. The psychological issues that go behind licking a cat, are not things I want to go into. Also, I'm pretty sure she coughed up a hairball.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23039,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Don't look up. Don't look up.","text_w_direction":"[loading up car with Michael] Don't look up. Don't look up. [sighs as office workers all looking from window]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23040,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Want some pie?","text_w_direction":"Want some pie?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23041,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23042,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I went through Holly's things.","text_w_direction":"I went through Holly's things.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23043,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23044,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I stole a sleeve of her sweater.","text_w_direction":"I stole a sleeve of her sweater.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23045,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, Michael...","text_w_direction":"Oh, Michael...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23046,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I also stole something off of her computer. A document called \"Dear Michael.\"","text_w_direction":"I also stole something off of her computer. A document called \"Dear Michael.\"","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23047,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"You did what?","text_w_direction":"You did what?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23048,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I shouldn't have done it. It just- I couldn't help it.","text_w_direction":"I shouldn't have done it. It just- I couldn't help it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23049,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"She never sent it to you?","text_w_direction":"She never sent it to you?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23050,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, sh- she didn't. I'm gonna read it.","text_w_direction":"No, sh- she didn't. I'm gonna read it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23051,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23052,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23053,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"No, under no circumstances can you read that letter. It's a violation of her trust.","text_w_direction":"No, under no circumstances can you read that letter. It's a violation of her trust.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23054,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"How?","text_w_direction":"How?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23055,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Because, she didn't send it to you!","text_w_direction":"Because, she didn't send it to you!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23056,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I know, I know. You're right, you're right.","text_w_direction":"I know, I know. You're right, you're right.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23057,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I could read it.","text_w_direction":"I could read it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23058,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, that wouldn't-","text_w_direction":"No, that wouldn't-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23059,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, I could read it.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I could read it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23060,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, you don't have to do that.","text_w_direction":"No, you don't have to do that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23061,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Go get your laptop.","text_w_direction":"Go get your laptop.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23062,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay. [leaves to get laptop]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23063,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"What? I'm not in love with her.","text_w_direction":"[to camera] What? I'm not in love with her.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23064,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"You have to write my suggestions down, too.","text_w_direction":"[blowing up balloon, breathes loudly] You have to write my suggestions down, too.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23065,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I'm not writing, \"Horse Hunt.\" I don't even know what that means.","text_w_direction":"I'm not writing, \"Horse Hunt.\" I don't even know what that means.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23066,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"It's in the name.","text_w_direction":"It's in the name.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23067,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, so far, our ideal party consists of beer, fights to the death, cupcakes, blood pudding, blood, touch football, mating, charades, and yes, horse hunting.","text_w_direction":"[grunts] Okay, so far, our ideal party consists of beer, fights to the death, cupcakes, blood pudding, blood, touch football, mating, charades, and yes, horse hunting.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23068,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"You're right, forget horse hunting. It's stupid.","text_w_direction":"You're right, forget horse hunting. It's stupid.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23069,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Look, is there a birthday you remember that you loved?","text_w_direction":"Look, is there a birthday you remember that you loved?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23070,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Here's one. It was dark, warm, wet. A sudden burst of light. An intense pressure like I'd never felt before. Father, dressed in white, pulls me forward. Mother bites the cord.","text_w_direction":"Here's one. It was dark, warm, wet. A sudden burst of light. An intense pressure like I'd never felt before. Father, dressed in white, pulls me forward. Mother bites the cord. [pretends to bite]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23071,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, stop. Forever stop that story. That's disgusting, and it doesn't count. So give me another one.","text_w_direction":"Okay, stop. Forever stop that story. That's disgusting, and it doesn't count. So give me another one.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23072,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Schrutes don't celebrate birthdays, idiot. It started as a Depression-era practicality, and then moved on to an awesome tradition that I look forward to every year. What about you?","text_w_direction":"Schrutes don't celebrate birthdays, idiot. It started as a Depression-era practicality, and then moved on to an awesome tradition that I look forward to every year. [rolls eyes] What about you?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23073,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Actually, when I was seven, my Dad took me to the Natural History Museum in New York. And we looked at fossils all day. And at the end of the day, he got me a little plastic triceratops. It was awesome.","text_w_direction":"Actually, when I was seven, my Dad took me to the Natural History Museum in New York. And we looked at fossils all day. And at the end of the day, he got me a little plastic triceratops. It was awesome.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23074,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"That's cool. Hey, you know what's even cooler than triceratops? Every other dinosaur that ever existed.","text_w_direction":"That's cool. Hey, you know what's even cooler than triceratops? Every other dinosaur that ever existed.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23075,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Didn't see that one coming.","text_w_direction":"[to camera] Didn't see that one coming.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23076,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"It's deleted.","text_w_direction":"[closes laptop] It's deleted.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23077,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well?","text_w_direction":"Well?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23078,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"She still has feelings for you.","text_w_direction":"She still has feelings for you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23079,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"She said that? Is that what it said? What did it say?","text_w_direction":"She said that? Is that what it said? What did it say?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23080,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I can't tell you specifically, but... it's not over.","text_w_direction":"I can't tell you specifically, but... it's not over.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23081,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You're sure?","text_w_direction":"You're sure?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23082,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"","text_w_direction":"[nods and smiles]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23083,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"[smiles, sighs, chuckles] Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23084,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"","text_w_direction":"[enters conference room]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23085,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"All","text":"Happy Birthday!","text_w_direction":"Happy Birthday!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23086,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Surprise!","text_w_direction":"Surprise!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23087,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, it's not a surprise.","text_w_direction":"Hey, it's not a surprise.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23088,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Not a surprise.","text_w_direction":"Not a surprise.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23089,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"This doesn't look good.","text_w_direction":"This doesn't look good.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23090,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"What?! You have a cake. You have a delicious cake, with your name spelled correctly?","text_w_direction":"What?! You have a cake. You have a delicious cake, with your name spelled correctly?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23091,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"","text_w_direction":"[shakes her head no]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23092,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Told you.","text_w_direction":"Told you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23093,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"You haven't heard our theme, though.","text_w_direction":"You haven't heard our theme, though.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23094,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"You don't hear a theme, you see it... why is there a chicklet on my cake?","text_w_direction":"You don't hear a theme, you see it... why is there a chicklet on my cake?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23095,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"That's the best part. That represents a pillow, or a television.","text_w_direction":"That's the best part. That represents a pillow, or a television.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23096,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Our theme, if you will.","text_w_direction":"Our theme, if you will.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23097,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Because the fun part is, you get to decide on an hour of television, or an hour of napping.","text_w_direction":"Because the fun part is, you get to decide on an hour of television, or an hour of napping.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23098,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"That's our theme.","text_w_direction":"That's our theme.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23099,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Cool.","text_w_direction":"Cool.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23100,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23101,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"I love it.","text_w_direction":"I love it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23102,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, yes! Okay, good. So what's it gonna be, Kapoor?","text_w_direction":"[high-fives Jim] Oh, yes! Okay, good. So what's it gonna be, Kapoor?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23103,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Ooh- can she pick a half hour of each?","text_w_direction":"Ooh- can she pick a half hour of each?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23104,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23105,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23106,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, then pick TV.","text_w_direction":"Oh, then pick TV.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23107,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Take a nap!","text_w_direction":"Take a nap!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23108,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"TV.","text_w_direction":"TV.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23109,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"No, watching TV at work is really cool.","text_w_direction":"No, watching TV at work is really cool.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23110,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"Take a nap, nothing good is on TV right now.","text_w_direction":"Take a nap, nothing good is on TV right now.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23111,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Creed","text":"Bonnie Hunt is on.","text_w_direction":"Bonnie Hunt is on.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23112,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"You know what, I have been watching TV all week. I choose nap.","text_w_direction":"You know what, I have been watching TV all week. I choose nap.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23113,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23114,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, nap it is! Everyone out! Get out! We're gonna be eating cake at our desks. Let's go.","text_w_direction":"Okay, nap it is! Everyone out! Get out! We're gonna be eating cake at our desks. Let's go.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23115,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Surprise.","text_w_direction":"Surprise.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23116,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Move it! Let's go, go, go, go, go. I got this.","text_w_direction":"Move it! Let's go, go, go, go, go. I got this.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23117,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Ahem. This is for you... and ...Happy Birthday, Kel.","text_w_direction":"Ahem. This is for you... and [puts blanket around her shoulders] ...Happy Birthday, Kel.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23118,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"[giggles] Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23119,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, you've got one hour.","text_w_direction":"[turns off lights] Okay, you've got one hour. [shuts door]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23120,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"I'm too excited to sleep.","text_w_direction":"I'm too excited to sleep.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23121,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Mm, great cake.","text_w_direction":"Mm, great cake.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23122,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks. [both eat cake]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23123,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Birthday time is over! Now go make up for all the work you missed when you were taking your nap. Many happy returns.","text_w_direction":"[opens door to wake Kelly, bangs together two trash can covers loudly] Birthday time is over! Now go make up for all the work you missed when you were taking your nap. [slaps Kelly's butt] Many happy returns. [slams door]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23124,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I feel great. So good to have closure. Ah! We should go apologize to Roy or something.","text_w_direction":"I feel great. So good to have closure. Ah! We should go apologize to Roy or something.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23125,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"No, we don't need to do that.","text_w_direction":"No, we don't need to do that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23126,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Who have I wronged? Who have I wronged? Oh, oh! What about that fat guy from Stamford that I insulted? We should find him!","text_w_direction":"Who have I wronged? Who have I wronged? Oh, oh! What about that fat guy from Stamford that I insulted? We should find him!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23127,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"You mean Tony?","text_w_direction":"You mean Tony?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23128,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Jabba the hut, Pizza the hut, Fat guys like pizza, pepperoni pizza, pepperoni Tony!","text_w_direction":"Jabba the hut, Pizza the hut, Fat guys like pizza, pepperoni pizza, pepperoni Tony!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23129,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23130,"season":5,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Lecture Circuit (Part 2)","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Man, was he fat. So, so... fat. You know what, forget it. I know me. When I saw him, I would never be able to apologize to him. Too fat. Big fat fatty.","text_w_direction":"Man, was he fat. So, so... fat. You know what, forget it. I know me. When I saw him, I would never be able to apologize to him. Too fat. Big fat fatty.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1808,"air_date":"2009-02-12"}
{"index":23131,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phone Salesman","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23132,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Good morning, can I help you?","text_w_direction":"Good morning, can I help you?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23133,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phone Salesman","text":"Yes, I'm from Techstar about a new phone system for you. I was wondering if I could talk to Michael Scott.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I'm from Techstar about a new phone system for you. I was wondering if I could talk to Michael Scott.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23134,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"I'm sorry, he's not in right now.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, he's not in right now.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23135,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phone Salesman","text":"Really? He's never around when I come by.","text_w_direction":"Really? He's never around when I come by.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23136,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Shoot.","text_w_direction":"Shoot.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23137,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"They have new phone systems now that can ring directly to a salesman, or someone presses star and they go to accounting, basically 95% of my job. But I'd like to see a machine that puts out candy for everyone. Vending machine.","text_w_direction":"They have new phone systems now that can ring directly to a salesman, or someone presses star and they go to accounting, basically 95% of my job. But I'd like to see a machine that puts out candy for everyone. [realizing] Vending machine.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23138,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phone Salesman","text":"How about I make an appointment to come back? That way, I know he'll be here.","text_w_direction":"How about I make an appointment to come back? That way, I know he'll be here.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23139,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"That is a great idea.","text_w_direction":"That is a great idea.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23140,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phone Salesman","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23141,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Um, oh boy, let's see, he's really...","text_w_direction":"[while leafing through Michael's appointment book and seeing nothing but free time] Um, oh boy, let's see, he's really...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23142,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Michael Scott, manager. Hi, how are ya?","text_w_direction":"[approaching Reception] Michael Scott, manager. Hi, how are ya?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23143,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"There he is!","text_w_direction":"There he is!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23144,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phone Salesman","text":"Oh, hi! Great.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hi! Great.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23145,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Nice to meet you, yeah. Whew! I can assure you we don't need a new system though. Happy with ours.","text_w_direction":"Nice to meet you, yeah. Whew! I can assure you we don't need a new system though. Happy with ours.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23146,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Hello, may I help you?","text_w_direction":"[coming out from his office] Hello, may I help you?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23147,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Jimbo!","text_w_direction":"Jimbo!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23148,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"...Jim.","text_w_direction":"...Jim.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23149,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Ayyyy!","text_w_direction":"[impersonating Fonzie] Ayyyy!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23150,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Ayyyy!","text_w_direction":"Ayyyy!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23151,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Ayyyy!","text_w_direction":"Ayyyy!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23152,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Ayyyy!","text_w_direction":"Ayyyy!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23153,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Ayyyy!","text_w_direction":"Ayyyy!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23154,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Ayyyy!","text_w_direction":"[running from his desk] Ayyyy!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23155,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim, Pam, Michael and Dwight","text":"Ayyyy!","text_w_direction":"Ayyyy!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23156,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phone Salesman","text":"Ok. I'm, uh, I'll be going.","text_w_direction":"Ok. I'm, uh, I'll be going.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23157,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim, Pam, Michael and Dwight","text":"Ayyyy!","text_w_direction":"Ayyyy!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23158,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"What was that?","text_w_direction":"[laughing] What was that?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23159,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"That was funny.","text_w_direction":"That was funny.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23160,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"That was funny. Let's go do it to somebody else. Ayyyy!","text_w_direction":"That was funny. Let's go do it to somebody else. Ayyyy!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23161,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, look at that. Cupids and hearts. Really shoving our faces in it this year. You doin OK, bud?","text_w_direction":"Oh, look at that. Cupids and hearts. Really shoving our faces in it this year. You doin OK, bud?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23162,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"I miss Stacy.","text_w_direction":"I miss Stacy.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23163,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, I hear ya. It's been four months since I was with Holly, and she was way hotter then Stacy. So if you think you're hurting...","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I hear ya. It's been four months since I was with Holly, and she was way hotter then Stacy. So if you think you're hurting...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23164,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"I can't even imagine.","text_w_direction":"I can't even imagine.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23165,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"This is our first and only Valentine's Day as fiances.","text_w_direction":"This is our first and only Valentine's Day as fiances.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23166,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"You're only engaged once. Well present company excluded, but.","text_w_direction":"You're only engaged once. Well present company excluded, but.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23167,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Really, Jim? On Cupid's birthday?","text_w_direction":"Really, Jim? On Cupid's birthday?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23168,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. She's fine.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. [Jim leans in for a kiss but Pam turns away] She's fine.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23169,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"So, I received my first Valentine from a secret admirer. Roses are red, violets are blue, it's time for your dental cleaning, and maybe a check-up too.","text_w_direction":"So, I received my first Valentine from a secret admirer. [Kelly opens the envelope] Roses are red, violets are blue, it's time for your dental cleaning, and maybe a check-up too.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23170,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, wow look at those. How nice for you. Up there, front and center, beautiful. I think they would look better right here. They're very pretty and I wouldn't want them to fall.","text_w_direction":"Oh, wow look at those. How nice for you. Up there, front and center, beautiful. I think they would look better right here. [Michael takes the flowers from Pam's desk and puts them on the ground off to the side] They're very pretty and I wouldn't want them to fall. [Kevin groans]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23171,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Just about everyone in this office is single right now. Including me. And everyone is experiencing an incredible amount of emotional pain. Especially me, because of my great capacity for emotion, and it is my first Valentine's Day since Holly, so I think that I am well qualified to understand that these people need to be protected from having love shoved into their faces.","text_w_direction":"Just about everyone in this office is single right now. Including me. And everyone is experiencing an incredible amount of emotional pain. Especially me, because of my great capacity for emotion, and it is my first Valentine's Day since Holly, so I think that I am well qualified to understand that these people need to be protected from having love shoved into their faces.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23172,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Pam, really, they're back?","text_w_direction":"Pam, really, they're back?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23173,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"I can't see them when they're on the floor","text_w_direction":"I can't see them when they're on the floor","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23174,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"They're for her to look at, Michael.","text_w_direction":"They're for her to look at, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23175,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Can I have a word with you, Jim?","text_w_direction":"Can I have a word with you, Jim?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23176,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Yes, let's have a word.","text_w_direction":"Yes, let's have a word.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23177,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, um, Jim. Today is a very difficult day for a lot of people in this office.","text_w_direction":"Yes, um, Jim. Today is a very difficult day for a lot of people in this office.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23178,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, I'm sorry.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'm sorry.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23179,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. And the sexy looks between you and Pam, the general sexiness, the flowers, it's creating a bit of a hostile work environment.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. And the sexy looks between you and Pam, the general sexiness, the flowers, it's creating a bit of a hostile work environment.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23180,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"I understand that.","text_w_direction":"I understand that.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23181,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"So sexy it becomes hostile.","text_w_direction":"So sexy it becomes hostile.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23182,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23183,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, I actually thought we were keeping it pretty low-key.","text_w_direction":"Uh, I actually thought we were keeping it pretty low-key.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23184,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Well, if you guys insist on having your own private little love fest--","text_w_direction":"Well, if you guys insist on having your own private little love fest--","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23185,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"We do.","text_w_direction":"We do.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23186,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"--that none of us can be a part of--","text_w_direction":"--that none of us can be a part of--","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23187,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"You can't be a part of our relationship, Michael.","text_w_direction":"You can't be a part of our relationship, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23188,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"--then, we, are gonna have our own private Valentine's Day party.","text_w_direction":"[gesturing Pam to be quiet] --then, we, are gonna have our own private Valentine's Day party.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23189,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"That sounds fun.","text_w_direction":"That sounds fun.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23190,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"So suck it. Hey everybody, I just invited Jim to suck it, and I am cordially inviting all of you to a special convention, a lonely heart's convention, this afternoon. Singles only.","text_w_direction":"So suck it. Hey everybody, I just invited Jim to suck it, and I am cordially inviting all of you to a special convention, a lonely heart's convention, this afternoon. Singles only.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23191,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, deal with it Pam!","text_w_direction":"Yeah, deal with it Pam!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23192,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"So we may not have someone in our lives that we love, but we do have each other.","text_w_direction":"So we may not have someone in our lives that we love, but we do have each other.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23193,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Having trouble finding a vein?","text_w_direction":"Having trouble finding a vein?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23194,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Blood Drive Worker","text":"Yup, a little.","text_w_direction":"Yup, a little.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23195,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"How about now?","text_w_direction":"How about now? [Dwight untenses his arm]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23196,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"I train my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command. Also, I can retract my pen1s up into itself.","text_w_direction":"I train my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command. Also, I can retract my pen1s up into itself. [pauses, then nods signaling that he performed the feat]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23197,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I am about to give blood. The gift of everlasting life, the transfer of my bodily fluids, oh wow, that's a big needle, that --","text_w_direction":"I am about to give blood. The gift of everlasting life, the transfer of my bodily fluids, oh wow, that's a big needle, that --","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23198,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Blood Drive Worker","text":"You're gonna need to lie down right over here.","text_w_direction":"You're gonna need to lie down right over here.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23199,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Hello.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Hello.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23200,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Blood Girl","text":"Hi, I cant talk right now. I'm sorry.","text_w_direction":"Hi, I cant talk right now. I'm sorry.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23201,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, OK.","text_w_direction":"Oh, OK.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23202,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Blood Girl","text":"Whew, I'm really nervous.","text_w_direction":"Whew, I'm really nervous.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23203,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, me too.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, me too.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23204,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Blood Girl","text":"Yeah, when I get nervous I sort of clam up.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, when I get nervous I sort of clam up.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23205,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, well, that's fine.","text_w_direction":"Oh, well, that's fine.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23206,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Blood Girl","text":"Whew, it's better for me just to be quiet, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Whew, it's better for me just to be quiet, yeah.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23207,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, can I point something out to you?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, can I point something out to you?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23208,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Blood Girl","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23209,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"You're actually talking a lot.","text_w_direction":"You're actually talking a lot.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23210,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Blood Girl","text":"Sorry, it's the other thing I do when I get really nervous.","text_w_direction":"Sorry, it's the other thing I do when I get really nervous.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23211,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, here we go.","text_w_direction":"Okay, here we go.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23212,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Blood Drive Worker","text":"Alright, here we go.","text_w_direction":"Alright, here we go.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23213,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, God.","text_w_direction":"Oh, God. [Michael clears his throat]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23214,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Blood Drive Worker","text":"Just relax.","text_w_direction":"Just relax.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23215,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yup, I'm good, whew. Wow, I feel like a human juicebox. Hawaiian blood punch.","text_w_direction":"Yup, I'm good, whew. Wow, I feel like a human juicebox. [Blood Girl laughs] Hawaiian blood punch.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23216,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Blood Girl","text":"Oh, that's gross.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that's gross.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23217,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Type O-Ocean Spray.","text_w_direction":"Type O-Ocean Spray.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23218,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Blood Girl","text":"God, stop. Stop it.","text_w_direction":"God, stop. Stop it.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23219,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"Hey, why don't you guys come have lunch with Bob and me? We'll take all afternoon. Michael is terrified of bob.","text_w_direction":"Hey, why don't you guys come have lunch with Bob and me? We'll take all afternoon. [whispering] Michael is terrified of bob.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23220,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"What do you think?","text_w_direction":"What do you think?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23221,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"I have a lot of work to do this afternoon. Those mines aren't gonna sweep themselves.","text_w_direction":"I have a lot of work to do this afternoon. Those mines aren't gonna sweep themselves.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23222,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"We're in.","text_w_direction":"We're in.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23223,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yick.","text_w_direction":"Yick.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23224,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Blood Girl","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23225,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I looked at the bag.","text_w_direction":"I looked at the bag.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23226,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Blood Girl","text":"Ew.","text_w_direction":"Ew.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23227,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I looked straight at the bag.","text_w_direction":"I looked straight at the bag.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23228,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Blood Girl","text":"That's not good.","text_w_direction":"That's not good.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23229,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Could you distract me for a second, just talk about things that don't have blood in them?","text_w_direction":"Could you distract me for a second, just talk about things that don't have blood in them?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23230,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Blood Girl","text":"Well, ok... bags! Alright, that was bad.","text_w_direction":"Well, ok... bags! [Michael is taken aback] Alright, that was bad.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23231,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"That was mean.","text_w_direction":"That was mean.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23232,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Blood Girl","text":"Um, a hat.","text_w_direction":"Um, a hat.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23233,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"A hat.","text_w_direction":"A hat.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23234,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Blood Girl","text":"A hat with no blood in it?","text_w_direction":"A hat with no blood in it?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23235,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"That is full of soup.","text_w_direction":"That is full of soup.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23236,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Blood Girl","text":"You're cute.","text_w_direction":"You're cute.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23237,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23238,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Blood Drive Worker","text":"You're done.","text_w_direction":"You're done.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23239,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, already.","text_w_direction":"Oh, already.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23240,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Blood Girl","text":"Ah, we did it!","text_w_direction":"Ah, we did it!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23241,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Whew, wow I was so nervous about this I don't think I ate for three days.","text_w_direction":"Whew, wow I was so nervous about this I don't think I ate for three days. [Michael passes out]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23242,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Blood Girl","text":"Is he OK?","text_w_direction":"Is he OK?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23243,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Oh my God, how long was I out?","text_w_direction":"[ccming to] Oh my God, how long was I out? [Michael looks over where Blood Girl was and sees Hank]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23244,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Hank","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23245,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Excuse me, waitress, where did the lady go?","text_w_direction":"Excuse me, waitress, where did the lady go?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23246,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Blood Drive Worker","text":"Oh. She left.","text_w_direction":"Oh. She left.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23247,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"OK. Oh, wait a second, wait a second, that's hers. This is hers, she left her glove. I need her name if I'm gonna return her glove.","text_w_direction":"OK. Oh, wait a second, wait a second, that's hers. This is hers, she left her glove. I need her name if I'm gonna return her glove.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23248,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Blood Drive Worker","text":"I'm sorry sir we can't give out that information.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry sir we can't give out that information. [Michael sighs]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23249,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Meredith","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"[seeing Kelly tear a paper heart in half] What are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23250,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"Decorating.","text_w_direction":"Decorating.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23251,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Meredith","text":"I'll help. Now it's just a stupid baby.","text_w_direction":"I'll help. [Meredith tears the wings off of a Cupid] Now it's just a stupid baby.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23252,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"Yeah, thanks.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, thanks.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23253,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"It is so nice to go out with another couple.","text_w_direction":"It is so nice to go out with another couple.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23254,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Anything to get out of that office.","text_w_direction":"Anything to get out of that office.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23255,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"I know","text_w_direction":"I know","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23256,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Bob","text":"I honestly don't know how you can work with that jackass, that other jackass, and that new jackass.","text_w_direction":"I honestly don't know how you can work with that jackass, that other jackass, and that new jackass.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23257,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"He's talking about Michael, Dwight, and Andy.","text_w_direction":"He's talking about Michael, Dwight, and Andy.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23258,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Oh yeah, I understood.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah, I understood.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23259,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Well here we all are. Alone but together. No flowers for us. Relationships, we don't need no stinking relationships. I think we should all go around and tell our worst relationship story, and then get past it, just blow through it, yeah? Kelly, what about Ryan? He treated you pretty terribly, yeah?","text_w_direction":"Well here we all are. Alone but together. No flowers for us. [in a Mexican accent] Relationships, we don't need no stinking relationships. I think we should all go around and tell our worst relationship story, and then get past it, just blow through it, yeah? Kelly, what about Ryan? He treated you pretty terribly, yeah?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23260,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"Well, his heart was in the right place.","text_w_direction":"Well, his heart was in the right place.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23261,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, but now his heart is in Thailand along with the rest of his body having random s*x. Okay, sorry, let's, who else? Oscar.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but now his heart is in Thailand along with the rest of his body having random s*x. [Kelly looks hurt] Okay, sorry, let's, who else? Oscar.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23262,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"I don't think so.","text_w_direction":"I don't think so.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23263,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Come on, I'm sure there's something you need to get off your chest.","text_w_direction":"Come on, I'm sure there's something you need to get off your chest.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23264,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"I can't.","text_w_direction":"I can't.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23265,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"If you wanna just, anything? Are you sure? I'm sure whatever you did it wasn't your fault. OK well, who else?","text_w_direction":"If you wanna just, anything? Are you sure? I'm sure whatever you did it wasn't your fault. OK well, who else?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23266,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Bob","text":"Everyone here who's bowled a 280 please raise your hand.","text_w_direction":"Everyone here who's bowled a 280 please raise your hand. [Bob does so]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23267,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"No way, a 280?","text_w_direction":"No way, a 280?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23268,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Wow, that's impressive.","text_w_direction":"Wow, that's impressive.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23269,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"Okay. Now everyone here who's bowled under 70 raise their hand.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Now everyone here who's bowled under 70 raise their hand.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23270,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Yikes.","text_w_direction":"Yikes.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23271,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"Come on, Bob. Raise your hand.","text_w_direction":"Come on, Bob. Raise your hand. [Bob does so reluctantly]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23272,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"No. Bob, no. No!","text_w_direction":"No. Bob, no. No!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23273,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23274,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Bob","text":"One time. You love bringing up that one time, don't you?","text_w_direction":"One time. You love bringing up that one time, don't you?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23275,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yes I do.","text_w_direction":"Yes I do.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23276,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Jim uses a 6 pound ball.","text_w_direction":"Jim uses a 6 pound ball.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23277,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"That is a lie, that is a lie.","text_w_direction":"That is a lie, that is a lie.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23278,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Yes, he bowled 5 frames with this pink sparkly thing until a little girl had to ask for her ball back.","text_w_direction":"Yes, he bowled 5 frames with this pink sparkly thing until a little girl had to ask for her ball back.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23279,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"But! That girl must've had monstrous hands because the holes fit.","text_w_direction":"But! That girl must've had monstrous hands because the holes fit.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23280,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"No, you just have little dainty fingers.","text_w_direction":"No, you just have little dainty fingers.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23281,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Bob","text":"Oh yeah. You can always model ladies' jewelry.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah. You can always model ladies' jewelry.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23282,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Nobody asked, Bob!","text_w_direction":"Nobody asked, Bob!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23283,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Do you risk telling him how you feel? Do you say something that you can barely admit to yourself?","text_w_direction":"Do you risk telling him how you feel? Do you say something that you can barely admit to yourself?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23284,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Oh God, what did you do? I mean, not that I approve of any of it but...","text_w_direction":"Oh God, what did you do? I mean, not that I approve of any of it but...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23285,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"I was stupid, I told him.","text_w_direction":"I was stupid, I told him.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23286,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Was he in to you in like a gay way?","text_w_direction":"Was he in to you in like a gay way?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23287,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Moron, if he was there wouldn't be a story.","text_w_direction":"Moron, if he was there wouldn't be a story.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23288,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"He told me he wasn't gay.","text_w_direction":"He told me he wasn't gay. [everyone groans]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23289,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Really sad.","text_w_direction":"Really sad.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23290,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"I'm not done yet.","text_w_direction":"I'm not done yet.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23291,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Oh my God.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23292,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"A week later a friend of mine calls me up, and he says \"I just saw him in a gay bar in Kansas City.\"","text_w_direction":"A week later a friend of mine calls me up, and he says \"I just saw him in a gay bar in Kansas City.\" [everybody groans except for Michael who looks pleasantly surprised]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23293,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Well then it's a happy ending, because he was gay. You should call him!","text_w_direction":"Well then it's a happy ending, because he was gay. You should call him!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23294,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"My worst breakup was actually two breakups. Two different men. I was in love with both of them and when things went bad they had a duel over me.","text_w_direction":"My worst breakup was actually two breakups. Two different men. I was in love with both of them and when things went bad they had a duel over me.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23295,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Yeah, Dwight and Andy. We were here.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, Dwight and Andy. We were here.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23296,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"No, this was years ago when I was living in Ohio. John Mark and John David.","text_w_direction":"No, this was years ago when I was living in Ohio. John Mark and John David.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23297,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Angela, you had two sets of different men actually duel over you?","text_w_direction":"Angela, you had two sets of different men actually duel over you?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23298,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"I guess I have. Huh.","text_w_direction":"I guess I have. Huh.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23299,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Alright who's next? Where's Andy?","text_w_direction":"Alright who's next? Where's Andy?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23300,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"He's on one of his honeymoons.","text_w_direction":"He's on one of his honeymoons.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23301,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23302,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"He made non-refundable deposits on his honeymoons, so he's just knocking them off one at a time. I think today he's hot air ballooning and later he's got a couple's massage.","text_w_direction":"He made non-refundable deposits on his honeymoons, so he's just knocking them off one at a time. I think today he's hot air ballooning and later he's got a couple's massage.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23303,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"My worst breakup was with Stacy. It was a Sunday morning, we were reading the paper, and I said \"Oh my God, I think the Eagles could clinch the NFC East!\" and she said that we're done.","text_w_direction":"My worst breakup was with Stacy. It was a Sunday morning, we were reading the paper, and I said \"Oh my God, I think the Eagles could clinch the NFC East!\" and she said that we're done.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23304,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"You know what guys? I don't think we need to do this.","text_w_direction":"You know what guys? I don't think we need to do this.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23305,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"You're right. OK everyone, back to work.","text_w_direction":"You're right. OK everyone, back to work.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23306,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no, no. I mean have this kind of party. I look around and I see all these beautiful people who are alone on Valentine's, and I think that there are other single people out there too. We just need to find them. There's a girl out there for all of us maybe even in this office park. There has to be a way to get all these lonely people together.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no. I mean have this kind of party. I look around and I see all these beautiful people who are alone on Valentine's, and I think that there are other single people out there too. We just need to find them. There's a girl out there for all of us maybe even in this office park. There has to be a way to get all these lonely people together.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23307,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"A net? a giant net?","text_w_direction":"A net? a giant net?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23308,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"No. Not a giant net.","text_w_direction":"No. Not a giant net.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23309,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"What do you have in mind?","text_w_direction":"What do you have in mind?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23310,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I was thinking maybe like a mixer.","text_w_direction":"I was thinking maybe like a mixer.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23311,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh God, that's a terrible idea.","text_w_direction":"Oh God, that's a terrible idea.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23312,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Old fashioned meet market --","text_w_direction":"Old fashioned meet market --","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23313,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23314,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"-- I don't think it is.","text_w_direction":"-- I don't think it is.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23315,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Lonely people mixing with one another? Breeding? Creating an even lonelier generation? Ha, you're not allowing natural selection to do its work. Pssh. You're like the guy who invented the seat belt.","text_w_direction":"Lonely people mixing with one another? Breeding? Creating an even lonelier generation? Ha, you're not allowing natural selection to do its work. Pssh. You're like the guy who invented the seat belt.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23316,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"These people need love and I am going to get it for them Who cares if we sell a little bit less paper today? A great boss cares more about the happiness of his employees then anything else. I am going to be cupid, and I am going to shoot my sparrow at unsuspecting victims, and they are going to get hit and say \"I'm in love I was hit by cupid's sparrow.\" Funny little bird, but he gets the job done.","text_w_direction":"These people need love and I am going to get it for them Who cares if we sell a little bit less paper today? A great boss cares more about the happiness of his employees then anything else. I am going to be cupid, and I am going to shoot my sparrow at unsuspecting victims, and they are going to get hit and say \"I'm in love I was hit by cupid's sparrow.\" Funny little bird, but he gets the job done.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23317,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23318,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey. No movement.","text_w_direction":"Hey. No movement.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23319,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Ah, still early.","text_w_direction":"Ah, still early.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23320,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Eh, its not that early.","text_w_direction":"Eh, its not that early.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23321,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"So how you holding up?","text_w_direction":"[sighs] So how you holding up?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23322,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm ok. Feel a little lopsided because of all the blood they took out of my right side.","text_w_direction":"I'm ok. Feel a little lopsided because of all the blood they took out of my right side.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23323,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"No. No, I meant about being single today.","text_w_direction":"No. No, I meant about being single today.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23324,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh. Meh.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Meh.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23325,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Meh, exactly. Eh.","text_w_direction":"Meh, exactly. Eh.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23326,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Eh.","text_w_direction":"Eh.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23327,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, here we go.","text_w_direction":"Oh, here we go.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23328,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23329,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello. [two women, a blonde and a redhead, enter the office. Michael and Dwight walk towards them and Dwight extends his hand to the redhead]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23330,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Dwight K. Schrute. Why don't you introduce me to your little friend? Hi, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Dwight K. Schrute. Why don't you introduce me to your little friend? [Dwight immediately breaks the handshake with the redhead and turns to the blonde] Hi, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23331,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Babe alert! Hello, I'm Michael Scott, welcome to our little shindig.","text_w_direction":"Babe alert! [to the redhead] Hello, I'm Michael Scott, welcome to our little shindig.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23332,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Lynn","text":"Oh, hi! I'm Lynn.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hi! I'm Lynn.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23333,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Lynn, follow me, come on in. For you we have one of our top people Kevin Malone. Kevin, come out here show your beautiful self.","text_w_direction":"Lynn, follow me, come on in. For you we have one of our top people Kevin Malone. Kevin, come out here show your beautiful self.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23334,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23335,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Lynn","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23336,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"So run with the ball! Run with it, Kev. Where you from?","text_w_direction":"[after a short pause] So run with the ball! Run with it, Kev. [after another pause] Where you from?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23337,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"I'm from here!","text_w_direction":"I'm from here!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23338,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, OK. Well, he only gets better.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, OK. Well, he only gets better.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23339,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Thank you, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23340,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"I can untie any knot. I'm serious. Name a knot, any knot. Go ahead.","text_w_direction":"I can untie any knot. I'm serious. Name a knot, any knot. Go ahead.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23341,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Blonde","text":"I- I- believe you.","text_w_direction":"I- I- believe you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23342,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"You shouldn't believe everything you hear. In fact, there are many knots that I cannot untie. So where does a woman as charming as yourself find herself employed on a day such as today.","text_w_direction":"You shouldn't believe everything you hear. In fact, there are many knots that I cannot untie. So where does a woman as charming as yourself find herself employed on a day such as today.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23343,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Blonde","text":"Um, I work at a place that does catalogs for community colleges and small businesses.","text_w_direction":"Um, I work at a place that does catalogs for community colleges and small businesses.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23344,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"You must use a lot of paper.","text_w_direction":"You must use a lot of paper.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23345,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Blonde","text":"Oh God tons of it .","text_w_direction":"Oh God tons of it .","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23346,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"What's the rule about eating when people are in the bathroom?","text_w_direction":"What's the rule about eating when people are in the bathroom?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23347,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"I think if you ordered hot food you're allowed to eat.","text_w_direction":"I think if you ordered hot food you're allowed to eat.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23348,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, damn. They've been in there for like ten minutes.","text_w_direction":"Oh, damn. [Pam looks down at her salad] They've been in there for like ten minutes.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23349,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Look at that. Bob ordered hot food.","text_w_direction":"Look at that. Bob ordered hot food.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23350,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Yes. And I think they gave him too many fries.","text_w_direction":"Yes. And I think they gave him too many fries.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23351,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"We should help him out.","text_w_direction":"We should help him out. [Jim and Pam each take a French fry, eat it, and then look toward the bathroom]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23352,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"At the Circle Drive-In they show old movies. It's really cool.","text_w_direction":"At the Circle Drive-In they show old movies. It's really cool.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23353,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Lynn","text":"That does sound cool.","text_w_direction":"That does sound cool.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23354,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"I used to go there with my fiance. Before she left me. No, I mean, before I left her. She left me.","text_w_direction":"I used to go there with my fiance [Lynn is taken aback]. Before she left me [Lynn shows pity]. No, I mean, before I left her [Lynn looks confused]. She left me. [Kevin walks away dejected]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23355,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"I think I blew it. It all happened so fast. So... fast.","text_w_direction":"I think I blew it. It all happened so fast. So... fast.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23356,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"So, Eric. You mentioned before that you are in tool and dye repair.","text_w_direction":"So, Eric. You mentioned before that you are in tool and dye repair.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23357,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Eric","text":"I am.","text_w_direction":"I am.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23358,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Meredith recently had a total hysterectomy, so that's sort of a repair. Alright, I'll let you guys talk.","text_w_direction":"Meredith recently had a total hysterectomy, so that's sort of a repair. Alright, I'll let you guys talk.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23359,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"It's going very well. People are mixing, a lot of hope. Cause that's what you hate to see, when hope gets crushed. Sorry, thought I heard somebody coming in. Um, so it's not too late.","text_w_direction":"It's going very well. People are mixing, a lot of hope. Cause that's what you hate to see, when hope gets crushed. [Michael suddenly turns to look at the open entrance door] Sorry, thought I heard somebody coming in. Um, so [looking at his watch] it's not too late.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23360,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"...and the kind of discounts we're talking about are not... hold on - Michael, Why do you keep looking at the front door?","text_w_direction":"...and the kind of discounts we're talking about are not... hold on - Michael, Why do you keep looking at the front door?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23361,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"No reason.","text_w_direction":"No reason.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23362,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Is somebody after you?","text_w_direction":"Is somebody after you?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23363,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Why do you always go to that? Has anyone ever been after anyone in this office?","text_w_direction":"Why do you always go to that? Has anyone ever been after anyone in this office?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23364,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, it just takes one!","text_w_direction":"Hey, it just takes one!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23365,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Nobody's after me, I just, I met a woman when I was giving blood and I thought she might come by.","text_w_direction":"Nobody's after me, I just, I met a woman when I was giving blood and I thought she might come by.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23366,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"You met a woman when you were giving blood? That is so romantic.","text_w_direction":"You met a woman when you were giving blood? That is so romantic.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23367,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"It's not a big deal really, I just, you know met somebody, we hardly talked, I picked up her glove so I was hoping I could give it back to her.","text_w_direction":"It's not a big deal really, I just, you know met somebody, we hardly talked, I picked up her glove so I was hoping I could give it back to her.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23368,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh my God, that makes it even more romantic. This is like a modern day Enchanted, it's like a fairy tale.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, that makes it even more romantic. This is like a modern day Enchanted, it's like a fairy tale.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23369,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Meredith","text":"She could be your soul mate.","text_w_direction":"She could be your soul mate.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23370,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, not likely. 3 billion woman on the planet, most of them live in Asia so the numbers just don't add up.","text_w_direction":"Oh, not likely. 3 billion woman on the planet, most of them live in Asia so the numbers just don't add up.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23371,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"It's possible.","text_w_direction":"It's possible.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23372,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"She could be.","text_w_direction":"She could be.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23373,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Believe me its nothing. I hardly even talked to her we just, we were lying there next to each other, I think our blood bags touched.","text_w_direction":"Believe me its nothing. I hardly even talked to her we just, we were lying there next to each other, I think our blood bags touched.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23374,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"Aww.","text_w_direction":"Aww. [Michael grins sheepishly]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23375,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Here they come.","text_w_direction":"Here they come.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23376,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"[looking up from her pilfering of Bob's food] What?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23377,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"No, just kidding. Seriously though, that's enough.","text_w_direction":"No, just kidding. Seriously though, that's enough.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23378,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Well, you should cover it with the broccoli.","text_w_direction":"Well, you should cover it with the broccoli.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23379,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Oh great, I have to cover?","text_w_direction":"Oh great, I have to cover?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23380,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Do you think they dined and dashed?","text_w_direction":"Do you think they dined and dashed?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23381,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Well they didn't dine so, yeah, maybe they just dashed.","text_w_direction":"Well they didn't dine so, yeah, maybe they just dashed.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23382,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"I thought we were having a nice time.","text_w_direction":"I thought we were having a nice time.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23383,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"We were.","text_w_direction":"We were.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23384,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23385,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Empty.","text_w_direction":"[emerging from the Men's room] Empty.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23386,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Mine too.","text_w_direction":"[exiting the Ladies' room] Mine too. [Pam and Jim notice the Handicapped stall and walk towards it. Putting their ears to the door they hear Mr. and Mrs. Vance being intimate]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23387,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Oh boy.","text_w_direction":"Oh boy.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23388,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"My God.","text_w_direction":"My God.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23389,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23390,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Girl","text":"Is this the party?","text_w_direction":"Is this the party? [everyone turns to Michael wanting to know if this is Blood Girl]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23391,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Nah. [everyone groans and Girl turns around and walks away.","text_w_direction":"Nah. [everyone groans and Girl turns around and walks away.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23392,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Bob","text":"OK then.","text_w_direction":"OK then.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23393,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"So...","text_w_direction":"So...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23394,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Bob","text":"Where were we?","text_w_direction":"Where were we?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23395,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"Bowling.","text_w_direction":"[out of breath] Bowling.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23396,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Yep, that, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yep, that, yeah.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23397,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Bob","text":"You didn't eat much there Jimbo.","text_w_direction":"You didn't eat much there Jimbo.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23398,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Oh initially I did.","text_w_direction":"Oh initially I did.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23399,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Bob","text":"Want some meat?","text_w_direction":"Want some meat?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23400,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh sure, a little piece. Ooh, no mushroom though.","text_w_direction":"Oh sure, a little piece. Ooh, no mushroom though.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23401,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Bob","text":"Forgot.","text_w_direction":"Forgot.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23402,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah, thank you.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, thank you. [As Phyllis enjoys Bob's meat, Jim and Pam look knowingly into the camera]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23403,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Hey, I'm sorry we did not have a chance to talk more. I get very nervous talking to pretty girls. Seriously, feel how sweaty my hand is.","text_w_direction":"Hey, I'm sorry we did not have a chance to talk more. I get very nervous talking to pretty girls. Seriously, feel how sweaty my hand is.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23404,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Lynn","text":"That's really sweaty.","text_w_direction":"That's really sweaty.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23405,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Are you on email?","text_w_direction":"Are you on email?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23406,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Lynn","text":"Oh, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah. [gives Kevin her card]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23407,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Cool. Bye.","text_w_direction":"Cool. Bye.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23408,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Lynn","text":"Bye, Kevin.","text_w_direction":"Bye, Kevin.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23409,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Good Valentine's.","text_w_direction":"Good Valentine's.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23410,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"So basically, the greater volume you decide to buy in, the greater discount we can give you.","text_w_direction":"So basically, the greater volume you decide to buy in, the greater discount we can give you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23411,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Blonde","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK. [Blonde stands up to leave]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23412,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"OK, what's up?","text_w_direction":"OK, what's up?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23413,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Blonde","text":"Look, I'm gonna go...","text_w_direction":"Look, I'm gonna go...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23414,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh-oh-oh before you go, I'd just love to get a firm commitment on this. You know maybe sign--","text_w_direction":"Oh-oh-oh before you go, I'd just love to get a firm commitment on this. You know maybe sign--","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23415,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Blonde","text":"Look, we already have a paper supplier.","text_w_direction":"Look, we already have a paper supplier.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23416,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"OK. Well, thanks for wasting my time tonight, idiot. God!","text_w_direction":"OK. Well, thanks for wasting my time tonight, idiot. God!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23417,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, you don't deserve her.","text_w_direction":"Hey, you don't deserve her.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23418,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Thanks, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Thanks, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23419,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, if anybody wants to go...","text_w_direction":"Hey, if anybody wants to go...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23420,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"We can stay a little longer.","text_w_direction":"We can stay a little longer.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23421,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Really? Oh, thanks.","text_w_direction":"Really? [everybody signifies their agreement, and Kelly gives Michael a piece of cake] Oh, thanks.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23422,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"Michael, it's time.","text_w_direction":"Michael, it's time.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23423,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"You know what, you guys, you guys can get out I'm gonna soldier on a little bit.","text_w_direction":"You know what, you guys, you guys can get out I'm gonna soldier on a little bit.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23424,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Come on, we'll all go.","text_w_direction":"Come on, we'll all go.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23425,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"[after some encouragement] OK.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23426,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Four months ago, I dated a woman named Holly and, um, this is actually the first time that I've even considered getting back into that arena again. You know what, sometimes it's not about whether Cinderella gets her slipper back, but it's about the fact that the prince even picked up the slipper at all. There's a lot of princesses out there. You know, they have all different sizes and shapes of feet and hands so I think, I think my odds are pretty good.","text_w_direction":"Four months ago, I dated a woman named Holly and, um, this is actually the first time that I've even considered getting back into that arena again. You know what, sometimes it's not about whether Cinderella gets her slipper back, but it's about the fact that the prince even picked up the slipper at all. There's a lot of princesses out there. You know, they have all different sizes and shapes of feet and hands so I think, I think my odds are pretty good.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23427,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Stanley","text":"Pardon me, may I have a chocolate chip cookie? I gave blood earlier and I'm still feeling woozy.","text_w_direction":"Pardon me, may I have a chocolate chip cookie? I gave blood earlier and I'm still feeling woozy.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23428,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Blood Drive Worker","text":"Of course. That's weird. You got a cotton ball and tape and we've been using Band-Aids.","text_w_direction":"Of course. [noticing Stanley's arm] That's weird. You got a cotton ball and tape and we've been using Band-Aids.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23429,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Stanley","text":"I, uh-oh I feel so woozy I just Band-Aids.","text_w_direction":"[backing out of the bloodmobile] I, uh-oh I feel so woozy I just [to Phyllis] Band-Aids.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23430,"season":5,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Blood Drive","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"Damn.","text_w_direction":"Damn.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1847,"air_date":"2009-03-05"}
{"index":23431,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, that's no problem.","text_w_direction":"[on the phone] Yeah, that's no problem.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23432,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Pam?","text_w_direction":"Pam?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23433,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Sure. Uh huh.","text_w_direction":"[on the phone] Sure. Uh huh.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23434,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Pam? Knock, knock.","text_w_direction":"Pam? Knock, knock.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23435,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I'm on the phone.","text_w_direction":"I'm on the phone.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23436,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I know you are. Knock, knock.","text_w_direction":"I know you are. Knock, knock.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23437,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"You can fax it over. Yeah, 5-7-0-5-5-5-0-1--","text_w_direction":"[on the phone] You can fax it over. Yeah, 5-7-0-5-5-5-0-1--","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23438,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"4-9-1-7-4-5-1","text_w_direction":"[at same time as Pam] 4-9-1-7-4-5-1","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23439,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"0-1-7-5. Thank you. Bye, bye. It really makes us look unprofessional.","text_w_direction":"0-1-7-5. Thank you. Bye, bye. [to Michael] It really makes us look unprofessional.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23440,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"They would never know it was me doing it. Here we go, Knock, knock.","text_w_direction":"They would never know it was me doing it. Here we go, Knock, knock. [Dwight walks over]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23441,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Who's there?","text_w_direction":"[sighs] Who's there?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23442,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Buddha.","text_w_direction":"Buddha.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23443,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Buddha who?","text_w_direction":"Buddha who?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23444,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Buddha this bread for me, won't you?","text_w_direction":"[puts a slice of bread and stick of butter on Pam's desk] Buddha this bread for me, won't you? [Michael and Dwight laugh]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23445,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23446,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I, I need something to wipe my hand.","text_w_direction":"I, I need something to wipe my hand.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23447,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Now there's, there's butter on my desk.","text_w_direction":"Now there's, there's butter on my desk.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23448,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"That was helping. It was classic.","text_w_direction":"That was helping. It was classic.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23449,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I got a knock-knock joke.","text_w_direction":"I got a knock-knock joke.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23450,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No... God.","text_w_direction":"No... God.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23451,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"OK, Michael, please, please, please, please, please let me.","text_w_direction":"OK, Michael, please, please, please, please, please let me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23452,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23453,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Knock, knock.","text_w_direction":"[clears throat] Knock, knock.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23454,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Who's there?","text_w_direction":"Who's there?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23455,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"KGB.","text_w_direction":"KGB.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23456,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"KGB -","text_w_direction":"KGB - [Dwight slaps Michael on the face]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23457,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"We will ask the questions!","text_w_direction":"[in Russian accent] We will ask the questions!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23458,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What the hell was that?","text_w_direction":"What the hell was that? [Michael starts to fight with Dwight]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23459,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23460,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23461,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey! Hey! Stop it! Stop it!","text_w_direction":"Hey! Hey! Stop it! Stop it!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23462,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You, you like that?","text_w_direction":"You, you like that?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23463,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"C'mon. What are you doing? Mine was a part of my hilarious joke.","text_w_direction":"C'mon. What are you doing? Mine was a part of my hilarious joke.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23464,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Mine was retribution. What are you doing? No more knock-knock jokes. That's it.","text_w_direction":"Mine was retribution. What are you doing? No more knock-knock jokes. That's it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23465,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Ding Dong.","text_w_direction":"Ding Dong.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23466,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Who's there?","text_w_direction":"[to Jim] Who's there?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23467,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"KGB.","text_w_direction":"KGB.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23468,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight, get the door.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, get the door.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23469,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm not answering it.","text_w_direction":"I'm not answering it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23470,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Answer the door.","text_w_direction":"Answer the door.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23471,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Ding dong.","text_w_direction":"Ding dong.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23472,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"No way, it's the KGB.","text_w_direction":"No way, it's the KGB.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23473,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Ding dong.","text_w_direction":"Ding dong.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23474,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm not answering that. You answer it.","text_w_direction":"I'm not answering that. You answer it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23475,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I'm not gonna answer it","text_w_direction":"I'm not gonna answer it","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23476,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm not gonna answer it, it's the KGB.","text_w_direction":"I'm not gonna answer it, it's the KGB. [Jim slaps Dwight]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23477,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"The KGB will wait for no one!","text_w_direction":"The KGB will wait for no one! [Michael laughs]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23478,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"It's true.","text_w_direction":"It's true.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23479,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Good morning, Michael.","text_w_direction":"[Michael walks in dressed as Willy Wonka] Good morning, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23480,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, no, no, no, no. I am not Michael. I am Willy Wonkaaaaa.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, no, no, no. I am not Michael. I am Willy Wonkaaaaa.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23481,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Good morning, Mr. Wonka, here are your messages.","text_w_direction":"Good morning, Mr. Wonka, here are your messages.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23482,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Why thank you very much. Oh, what are those? What are those? Tell me, please!","text_w_direction":"Why thank you very much. [notices jelly beans] Oh, what are those? What are those? Tell me, please!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23483,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Jelly beans.","text_w_direction":"Jelly beans.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23484,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no. They are not just ordinary jelly beans little girl. These are extraordinary jelly beans!","text_w_direction":"No, no, no. They are not just ordinary jelly beans little girl. These are extraordinary jelly beans!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23485,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"The Willy Wonka Golden Ticket promotional idea is probably the best idea I have ever had. It's probably the best idea anybody has ever had. Three days ago, I slipped five pieces of gold paper into random paper shipments. This entitles the customer to ten percent off of their total order. It will be a day for them that is full of whimsy, and full of excitement and full of fantasy.","text_w_direction":"The Willy Wonka Golden Ticket promotional idea is probably the best idea I have ever had. It's probably the best idea anybody has ever had. Three days ago, I slipped five pieces of gold paper into random paper shipments. This entitles the customer to ten percent off of their total order. It will be a day for them that is full of whimsy, and full of excitement and full of fantasy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23486,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I've written these things because it is my responsibility, as manager of this branch, to profiligate great ideas and I think I have done my part with the golden ticket promotion. Now it is your turn. I want to hear some great ideas from you that are just as good as mine. Umm hmm.","text_w_direction":"I've written these things because it is my responsibility, as manager of this branch, to profiligate great ideas and I think I have done my part with the golden ticket promotion. Now it is your turn. I want to hear some great ideas from you that are just as good as mine. [Jim raises hand] Umm hmm.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23487,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"We own our own delivery trucks. We could lease them out on the weekends --","text_w_direction":"We own our own delivery trucks. We could lease them out on the weekends --","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23488,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Too many words. Good ideas are simple. 'Golden ticket.'","text_w_direction":"Too many words. Good ideas are simple. 'Golden ticket.'","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23489,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"'Free paper.'","text_w_direction":"'Free paper.'","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23490,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No. Jim. We're a business. Post-its. That is a golden ticket idea. NASA took five or six golden ticket ideas to get man on the moon.","text_w_direction":"No. Jim. We're a business. Post-its. That is a golden ticket idea. NASA took five or six golden ticket ideas to get man on the moon.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23491,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Golden Girls. That's a golden ticket idea, right, I mean how great was that show? Golden Grahams. Another, is it -- I don't get this...","text_w_direction":"Golden Girls. That's a golden ticket idea, right, I mean how great was that show? Golden Grahams. Another, is it -- I don't get this...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23492,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, you don't. No, it - What will be the state of this company if I am the only one coming up with the great ideas? Right?","text_w_direction":"No, you don't. No, it - [sighs] What will be the state of this company if I am the only one coming up with the great ideas? Right?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23493,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"I think I should call her.","text_w_direction":"I think I should call her.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23494,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"No! No! No!","text_w_direction":"No! No! No!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23495,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Why is it so bad for me to call and ask her to lunch today?","text_w_direction":"Why is it so bad for me to call and ask her to lunch today?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23496,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"You're making it too easy for her. You're just conveying, 'Oh I like you just the way you are.'","text_w_direction":"[sighs] You're making it too easy for her. You're just conveying, 'Oh I like you just the way you are.'","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23497,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"But I do like her just the way she is.","text_w_direction":"But I do like her just the way she is.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23498,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Well that's not what we agreed on.","text_w_direction":"Well that's not what we agreed on.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23499,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23500,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Huh?","text_w_direction":"Huh?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23501,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Why don't you just go out on a date with her? Try to spark up an on going joke and then in a month or two, if it feels right, you'll know.","text_w_direction":"[to Kevin] Why don't you just go out on a date with her? Try to spark up an on going joke and then in a month or two, if it feels right, you'll know.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23502,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23503,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"You don't have to wait that long. I mean, you don't have to wait a month to ask her out. Just ask her out.","text_w_direction":"You don't have to wait that long. I mean, you don't have to wait a month to ask her out. Just ask her out.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23504,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"You're asking him to give up all of his power.","text_w_direction":"You're asking him to give up all of his power.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23505,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"What power?","text_w_direction":"What power?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23506,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Andy, Pam, and Jim are all telling me how to deal with this girl that I like, Lynn. I, I don't like getting advice from more than one person at a time. I'm a textbook over-thinker.","text_w_direction":"Andy, Pam, and Jim are all telling me how to deal with this girl that I like, Lynn. I, I don't like getting advice from more than one person at a time. I'm a textbook over-thinker.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23507,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"You can't let a girl feel good about herself. It will backfire on you. Every compliment has to be backhanded. 'Oh I like your dress, but I'd like it more if you had prettier hair.'","text_w_direction":"You can't let a girl feel good about herself. It will backfire on you. Every compliment has to be backhanded. 'Oh I like your dress, but I'd like it more if you had prettier hair.'","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23508,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"That's psychotic. Do guys actually do that?","text_w_direction":"That's psychotic. Do guys actually do that?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23509,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Well guys with girlfriends don't.","text_w_direction":"Well guys with girlfriends don't.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23510,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"That's low, Tuna.","text_w_direction":"That's low, Tuna.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23511,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, Tom. What's that? Oh, you found a golden ticket. One of my clients found a golden ticket. Yup. No, congratulations.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Hey, Tom. What's that? Oh, you found a golden ticket. [puts hand on receiver and speaks to office] One of my clients found a golden ticket. [Michael screams in excitement] [Jim back on phone] Yup. No, congratulations. [Michael dances in background]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23512,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Woo hoo.","text_w_direction":"Woo hoo.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23513,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I'll take that down right now.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] I'll take that down right now.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23514,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Tell me; was it a spoiled little girl with big lips...","text_w_direction":"Tell me; was it a spoiled little girl with big lips...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23515,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I'm on the phone.","text_w_direction":"I'm on the phone.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23516,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"...or an odd little boy with a cowboy obsession?","text_w_direction":"...or an odd little boy with a cowboy obsession?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23517,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Hold on one second.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Hold on one second.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23518,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Invite them on the tour.","text_w_direction":"Invite them on the tour.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23519,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"It's actually Blue Cross from Pennsylvania.","text_w_direction":"[to Michael] It's actually Blue Cross from Pennsylvania.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23520,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Really? That's kind of a big client. Hey, Oscar. Woo hoo hoo. Um, how much of a hit is ten percent of our Blue Cross account?","text_w_direction":"Really? That's kind of a big client. [gets up and heads toward Oscar] Hey, Oscar. Woo hoo hoo. Um, how much of a hit is ten percent of our Blue Cross account?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23521,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Ten percent?","text_w_direction":"Ten percent?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23522,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23523,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"They're our largest client.","text_w_direction":"They're our largest client.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23524,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23525,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"It's gonna hurt.","text_w_direction":"It's gonna hurt.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23526,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Hold on one sec. Hold on one sec, Tom, what's that? You found five golden tickets? And does it say limit one per customer? Nope, it doesn't.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Hold on one sec. Hold on one sec, Tom, what's that? You found five golden tickets? And does it say limit one per customer? Nope, it doesn't.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23527,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"How do you not spread out the tickets into different shipments?","text_w_direction":"How do you not spread out the tickets into different shipments?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23528,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I thought I did. So...","text_w_direction":"I thought I did. So...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23529,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"OK...","text_w_direction":"OK...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23530,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well no harm no foul.","text_w_direction":"Well no harm no foul.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23531,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"...well I'm going to call corporate to make sure that they know I didn't lose half my sales.","text_w_direction":"...well I'm going to call corporate to make sure that they know I didn't lose half my sales.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23532,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You didn't, but... it'll be fine. It'll be good.","text_w_direction":"You didn't, but... it'll be fine. It'll be good.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23533,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hey. Hey. Hey. You idiot.","text_w_direction":"Hey. Hey. Hey. You idiot.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23534,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"Start over.","text_w_direction":"Start over.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23535,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Sir. I placed a bunch of golden tickets into five separate boxes and some how they all ended up with Blue Cross. How does this happen?","text_w_direction":"Sir. I placed a bunch of golden tickets into five separate boxes and some how they all ended up with Blue Cross. How does this happen?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23536,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"Were the boxes near each other?","text_w_direction":"Were the boxes near each other?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23537,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Irrelevant.","text_w_direction":"Irrelevant.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23538,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"I put three pallets on the truck to Blue Cross once a week. They use a lot of paper.","text_w_direction":"I put three pallets on the truck to Blue Cross once a week. They use a lot of paper.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23539,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"OK, I'm going to ask you something and I want you to be honest. What is a pallet?","text_w_direction":"OK, I'm going to ask you something and I want you to be honest. What is a pallet?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23540,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"My golden ticket idea? OK. Why would anyone think that this is my golden ticket idea? There is a one in 13 chance that this could be anybody's golden ticket idea. That...","text_w_direction":"My golden ticket idea? OK. Why would anyone think that this is my golden ticket idea? There is a one in 13 chance that this could be anybody's golden ticket idea. [sighs] That... [sighs]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23541,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Oh hi ,David. No, I'm sorry he's not back from the Civil Rights rally. I'll have him call you the minute he gets back from the Lincoln Memorial.","text_w_direction":"Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Oh hi ,David. [Michael shakes his head to Pam] No, I'm sorry he's not back from the Civil Rights rally. I'll have him call you the minute he gets back from the Lincoln Memorial.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23542,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"When Michael's skirting a phone call, he gave me a list of places to say he is. 'Stopping a fight in the parking lot. ' 'An Obama fashion show. ' Whatever... that is. Or 'trapped in an oil painting.' I'm gonna save that one.","text_w_direction":"When Michael's skirting a phone call, he gave me a list of places to say he is. 'Stopping a fight in the parking lot. ' 'An Obama fashion show. ' Whatever... that is. Or 'trapped in an oil painting.' I'm gonna save that one.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23543,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Nobody panic. The good news is... they can't fire all of us, right?","text_w_direction":"Nobody panic. The good news is... they can't fire all of us, right?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23544,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"They can.","text_w_direction":"They can.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23545,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, they can't.","text_w_direction":"No, they can't.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23546,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Yes, they can.","text_w_direction":"Yes, they can.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23547,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oscar, you don't know what the hell you are talking about.","text_w_direction":"Oscar, you don't know what the hell you are talking about.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23548,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Michael, what do you think shutting down a branch is?","text_w_direction":"Michael, what do you think shutting down a branch is?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23549,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Alright, then we're screwed. I am just a net that traps all of your crappy subconscious ideas and adds a little bit of my own childhood memories and whimsy, so -","text_w_direction":"Alright, then we're screwed. I am just a net that traps all of your crappy subconscious ideas and adds a little bit of my own childhood memories and whimsy, so -","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23550,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"So, well I lost a ton of money today and I have a mortgage, so I'm a little pissed too.","text_w_direction":"So, well I lost a ton of money today and I have a mortgage, so I'm a little pissed too.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23551,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you, Jim is with me.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, Jim is with me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23552,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Absolutely not, I'm mad at you.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely not, I'm mad at you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23553,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well you know what Jim? It is not my fault that you bought a house to impress Pam. That is why carnations exist.","text_w_direction":"Well you know what Jim? It is not my fault that you bought a house to impress Pam. That is why carnations exist.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23554,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Creed","text":"That's not why.","text_w_direction":"That's not why.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23555,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"OK, we need a gold ticket idea to get us out of this mess. Yes.","text_w_direction":"OK, we need a gold ticket idea to get us out of this mess. [Pam raises hand] Yes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23556,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Does that mean an idea that blows up in our faces later?","text_w_direction":"Does that mean an idea that blows up in our faces later? [Pam's phone rings]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23557,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Good one.","text_w_direction":"Good one.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23558,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"OK, don't get that. Please?","text_w_direction":"OK, don't get that. Please? [Pam gets up to answer her phone]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23559,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"I've got a golden ticket idea. Why don't you skip on up to the roof and jump off?","text_w_direction":"I've got a golden ticket idea. Why don't you skip on up to the roof and jump off?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23560,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"That is not constructive.","text_w_direction":"That is not constructive.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23561,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Oh hi, David. He's having a colonoscopy. Alright, I'll find out if he's out yet.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Oh hi, David. He's having a colonoscopy. Alright, I'll find out if he's out yet.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23562,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hello David. I just got back from my procedure, so--","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Hello David. I just got back from my procedure, so--","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23563,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"Michael, what the hell is going on here?","text_w_direction":"[on speaker phone] Michael, what the hell is going on here?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23564,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"How are you doing?","text_w_direction":"How are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23565,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"Fine. What is going on?","text_w_direction":"Fine. What is going on?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23566,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"My colonoscopy was an examination of my large colon and the distal part of my small bowel with a camera.","text_w_direction":"[reading from computer] My colonoscopy was an examination of my large colon and the distal part of my small bowel with a camera.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23567,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"Why did you OK this golden ticket idea? We're going to lose a fortune, Michael. How could you let this happen?","text_w_direction":"Why did you OK this golden ticket idea? We're going to lose a fortune, Michael. How could you let this happen?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23568,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well, there is an explanation that involves me not letting it happen and I just don't... I don't know.","text_w_direction":"Well, there is an explanation that involves me not letting it happen and I just don't... I don't know.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23569,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"How could you not know Michael?","text_w_direction":"How could you not know Michael?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23570,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I think we might have hired an outside marketing consultant.","text_w_direction":"I think we might have hired an outside marketing consultant.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23571,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"Might have hi--- OK, what firm?","text_w_direction":"Might have hi--- OK, what firm?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23572,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You're breaking up.","text_w_direction":"You're breaking up.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23573,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"Michael?","text_w_direction":"Michael?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23574,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"OK, I think, it might have been an inside consultant.","text_w_direction":"OK, I think, it might have been an inside consultant.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23575,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"Was it the sales department?","text_w_direction":"Was it the sales department?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23576,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23577,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"Was it Jim?","text_w_direction":"Was it Jim?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23578,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23579,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"OK, was it Dwight?","text_w_direction":"OK, was it Dwight?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23580,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"[long pause] Yes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23581,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Come on in. Good to see ya, have a seat. I just wanted to congratulate you on that great golden ticket idea.","text_w_direction":"[Dwight walks in] Come on in. Good to see ya, have a seat. I just wanted to congratulate you on that great golden ticket idea.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23582,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"That was your idea.","text_w_direction":"That was your idea.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23583,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Woah, wow, who told you that?","text_w_direction":"Woah, wow, who told you that?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23584,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"You did. Several times. Over and over again.","text_w_direction":"You did. Several times. Over and over again.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23585,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, I don't think I ever did. That was your idea Dwight.","text_w_direction":"[same time as Dwight] No, I don't think I ever did. That was your idea Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23586,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"You were dressed as Willy Wonka so...","text_w_direction":"[same time as Michael] You were dressed as Willy Wonka so...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23587,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I'm not taking... I'm not taking...","text_w_direction":"I'm not taking... I'm not taking...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23588,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Wasn't my idea. Loved - but I can't.","text_w_direction":"Wasn't my idea. Loved - but I can't.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23589,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Wait a second, wait a second, I wrote it down in my diary.","text_w_direction":"Wait a second, wait a second, I wrote it down in my diary.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23590,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"You don't keep a diary.","text_w_direction":"You don't keep a diary.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23591,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes I do. You've just never seen it. March 4th. Dwight came up with the best idea today about golden tickets.","text_w_direction":"Yes I do. You've just never seen it. [reading from diary] March 4th. Dwight came up with the best idea today about golden tickets.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23592,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Hold that thought. March... 4th. Michael Scott came up with golden ticket idea to give five customers ten perfect off for one year.","text_w_direction":"Hold that thought. [Dwight gets up and gets own diary from desk and returns] [flipping through diary] March... 4th. Michael Scott came up with golden ticket idea to give five customers ten perfect off for one year.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23593,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Why do you have a diary?","text_w_direction":"Why do you have a diary?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23594,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"To keep secrets from my computer.","text_w_direction":"To keep secrets from my computer.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23595,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"OK, you know what? You came up with this idea. I remember you told me that you loved the Willy Wonka movie when you were growing up.","text_w_direction":"OK, you know what? You came up with this idea. I remember you told me that you loved the Willy Wonka movie when you were growing up.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23596,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Impossible.","text_w_direction":"Impossible.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23597,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, you did.","text_w_direction":"Yes, you did.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23598,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I wasn't given candy as a child, so a movie that fetish-ized it that much, would have made no sense to me. Plus, we weren't allowed to see movies. So... do the math.","text_w_direction":"I wasn't given candy as a child, so a movie that fetish-ized it that much, would have made no sense to me. Plus, we weren't allowed to see movies. So... do the math.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23599,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What are you writing?","text_w_direction":"What are you writing? [Dwight writes in diary]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23600,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Had conversation with Michael about taking credit for an idea that wasn't mine. Discussed movies.","text_w_direction":"Had conversation with Michael about taking credit for an idea that wasn't mine. Discussed movies.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23601,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Would you like to go to lunch with me? Just the two of us?","text_w_direction":"Would you like to go to lunch with me? Just the two of us?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23602,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"With all my heart.","text_w_direction":"With all my heart.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23603,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"You guys are throwing a lot at me.","text_w_direction":"You guys are throwing a lot at me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23604,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"All I'm saying is that it's a first dates, so just keep a respectful distance.","text_w_direction":"All I'm saying is that it's a first dates, so just keep a respectful distance.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23605,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Right.","text_w_direction":"Right.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23606,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I don't think Jim means to say that you shouldn't touch her.","text_w_direction":"I don't think Jim means to say that you shouldn't touch her.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23607,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No, that is what I mean.","text_w_direction":"No, that is what I mean.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23608,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Shush. Kevin, a playful touch on the arm, or on the back, it can show your interest and it's really romantic.","text_w_direction":"[to Jim] Shush. [to Kevin] Kevin, a playful touch on the arm, or on the back, it can show your interest and it's really romantic.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23609,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Like that?","text_w_direction":"[puts hand on Jim's hand] Like that?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23610,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No, stop it.","text_w_direction":"No, stop it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23611,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Don't touch her. Don't talk to her. Don't look at her.","text_w_direction":"Don't touch her. Don't talk to her. Don't look at her.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23612,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"...turn into this black and carbon brick-where this barbeque sauce of shame and rage and two hot people with a perfect relationship would not understand that.","text_w_direction":"[Jim, Andy and Pam all talking over each other] ...turn into this black and carbon brick-where this barbeque sauce of shame and rage and two hot people with a perfect relationship would not understand that.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23613,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"We think a lot alike. Sometimes you will think something and I will say what you're thinking--","text_w_direction":"We think a lot alike. Sometimes you will think something and I will say what you're thinking--","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23614,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"OK, what am I thinking right now?","text_w_direction":"OK, what am I thinking right now?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23615,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Umm, nacho chips.","text_w_direction":"Umm, nacho chips.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23616,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"No... How skin is the largest organ of the body.","text_w_direction":"No... How skin is the largest organ of the body.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23617,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, OK. Let me just cut to the chase, Dwight. I want you to fall on your sword for me.","text_w_direction":"Oh, OK. Let me just cut to the chase, Dwight. I want you to fall on your sword for me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23618,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, not gonna happen.","text_w_direction":"Oh, not gonna happen.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23619,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I did fall on my sword once. I was running with it in my belt. Won't happen again.","text_w_direction":"I did fall on my sword once. I was running with it in my belt. Won't happen again.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23620,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Why do you even want to stay at Dunder Mifflin? I mean what's the point? You're cooped up in there all day. You don't get to do your farming. You're not dating Angela anymore. It doesn't matter if you get fired for taking credit for the gold ticket idea. It doesn't matter. Me on the other hand, I would be lost without this place. You, way too manly.","text_w_direction":"Why do you even want to stay at Dunder Mifflin? I mean what's the point? You're cooped up in there all day. You don't get to do your farming. You're not dating Angela anymore. It doesn't matter if you get fired for taking credit for the gold ticket idea. It doesn't matter. Me on the other hand, I would be lost without this place. You, way too manly.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23621,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"What about Shoe La La?","text_w_direction":"What about Shoe La La?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23622,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"It's not ready yet.","text_w_direction":"[sighs] It's not ready yet.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23623,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I have an idea for a fancy men's shoe store called Shoe La La. And it's just men's shoes for the special occasions in a man's life, like the day that you get married or the day your wife has a baby, or for just lounging around the house.","text_w_direction":"I have an idea for a fancy men's shoe store called Shoe La La. And it's just men's shoes for the special occasions in a man's life, like the day that you get married or the day your wife has a baby, or for just lounging around the house.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23624,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"May I have your attention please. I have an announcement. Mr. Dwight Schrute and I just returned from a wonderful stroll together and although I probably will never do it again, I had fun. I really had fun with my best friend, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"May I have your attention please. I have an announcement. Mr. Dwight Schrute and I just returned from a wonderful stroll together and although I probably will never do it again, I had fun. I really had fun with my best friend, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23625,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"These aren't announcements.","text_w_direction":"These aren't announcements.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23626,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes they are, you just don't care about the information.","text_w_direction":"Yes they are, you just don't care about the information.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23627,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I love working here and I do not want to leave.","text_w_direction":"I love working here and I do not want to leave.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23628,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"He doesn't love it that much. Wouldn't be such a bad thing for him to be fired.","text_w_direction":"He doesn't love it that much. Wouldn't be such a bad thing for him to be fired.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23629,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Well...","text_w_direction":"Well...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23630,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I mean, like we were talking about that is why he has come to the conclusion...","text_w_direction":"I mean, like we were talking about that is why he has come to the conclusion...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23631,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"We discussed the fact that I'm cooped up here instead of experiencing the whole wide world.","text_w_direction":"We discussed the fact that I'm cooped up here instead of experiencing the whole wide world.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23632,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Right.","text_w_direction":"Right.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23633,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"No plowing my own acres. Going around shirtless all day. You know experiencing freedom.","text_w_direction":"No plowing my own acres. Going around shirtless all day. You know experiencing freedom.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23634,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"That's it. That's it. You can't put a price on freedom.","text_w_direction":"That's it. That's it. You can't put a price on freedom.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23635,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Try me.","text_w_direction":"Try me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23636,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"That's why you made the decision. That's why you made...","text_w_direction":"That's why you made the decision. That's why you made...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23637,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I haven't made a decision yet.","text_w_direction":"I haven't made a decision yet.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23638,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You kind of have.","text_w_direction":"You kind of have.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23639,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23640,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23641,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"You cannot take the fall for him.","text_w_direction":"You cannot take the fall for him.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23642,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"He said he would do the same for me.","text_w_direction":"He said he would do the same for me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23643,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"He can do the same for you. Right now. By getting fired instead of you. So what are you gonna do?","text_w_direction":"He can do the same for you. Right now. By getting fired instead of you. So what are you gonna do?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23644,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm gonna go back to work. After I write you up for insubordination.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna go back to work. After I write you up for insubordination.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23645,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"There it is.","text_w_direction":"There it is.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23646,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh my God. Dwight! Dwight! Get in--- what's it gonna be, what are you gonna do? What's it gonna be? Are you gonna do this thing for me? Dwight? Hey David, how are you? Good to see you. Nice surprise. Dwight and I were just having a very unfortunate conversation.","text_w_direction":"[seeing David Wallace come into the office] Oh my God. Dwight! Dwight! Get in--- what's it gonna be, what are you gonna do? [Dwight runs into Michael's office] What's it gonna be? Are you gonna do this thing for me? Dwight? [David knocks on Michael's door and opens door] Hey David, how are you? Good to see you. Nice surprise. Dwight and I were just having a very unfortunate conversation.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23647,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"That's too bad.","text_w_direction":"That's too bad.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23648,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes it is, but it had to be done, didn't it?","text_w_direction":"Yes it is, but it had to be done, didn't it?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23649,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"Hopefully, nothing that can't be undone because Dwight I owe you an apology. The head of Blue Cross just called. They were so excited about the golden ticket discount that they have decided to make Dunder Mifflin their exclusive provider of all office supplies. Congratulations Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Hopefully, nothing that can't be undone because Dwight I owe you an apology. The head of Blue Cross just called. They were so excited about the golden ticket discount that they have decided to make Dunder Mifflin their exclusive provider of all office supplies. Congratulations Dwight. [holds out hand for handshake]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23650,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"David... you're welcome.","text_w_direction":"David... you're welcome. [Dwight and David shake hands and make exclamations]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23651,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"I just want to say that this golden ticket idea is one of the most brilliant signs of initiative I have ever seen at this company and how about a big round of applause for Mr. Dwight Schrute?","text_w_direction":"I just want to say that this golden ticket idea is one of the most brilliant signs of initiative I have ever seen at this company and how about a big round of applause for Mr. Dwight Schrute? [everyone starts clapping]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23652,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"Alright Dwight. This is huge.","text_w_direction":"Alright Dwight. This is huge.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23653,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"That's what she said!","text_w_direction":"That's what she said! [David laughs]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23654,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, Dwight, great idea. Dwight, Dwight, great idea. How'd you come up with that idea?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Dwight, great idea. Dwight, Dwight, great idea. How'd you come up with that idea?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23655,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Inspiration.","text_w_direction":"Inspiration.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23656,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Really? How did-- how are you inspired? How did it pop into your head Dwight?","text_w_direction":"Really? How did-- how are you inspired? How did it pop into your head Dwight?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23657,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"You never know when it's gonna strike. Just... boom.","text_w_direction":"[same time as Michael] You never know when it's gonna strike. Just... boom.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23658,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Give me the details of how that happened.","text_w_direction":"Give me the details of how that happened.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23659,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"You, you are taking about Dwight Schrute. The biggest Wonka fan I know. I mean, you've been talking about that movie for years.","text_w_direction":"You, you are taking about Dwight Schrute. The biggest Wonka fan I know. I mean, you've been talking about that movie for years.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23660,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23661,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"And you know what? I even made fun of you when you dressed up as Willy Wonka to pitch this idea and for that I apologize.","text_w_direction":"And you know what? I even made fun of you when you dressed up as Willy Wonka to pitch this idea and for that I apologize.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23662,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Apology rejected.","text_w_direction":"Apology rejected.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23663,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Thanks for much for helping the company, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"[going up to give Dwight a hug] Thanks for much for helping the company, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23664,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh Pam.","text_w_direction":"Oh Pam.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23665,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Creed","text":"Good work, kid.","text_w_direction":"Good work, kid.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23666,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Thanks old man.","text_w_direction":"Thanks old man.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23667,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"This, this is great. OH, OK, look I want to get you on the horn with the marketing people in New York. The should meet you.","text_w_direction":"This, this is great. OH, OK, look I want to get you on the horn with the marketing people in New York. The should meet you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23668,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23669,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"Pam, could you set up a call in there in about 15 minutes, please?","text_w_direction":"Pam, could you set up a call in there in about 15 minutes, please?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23670,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23671,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"David? David?","text_w_direction":"David? David?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23672,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"'Cause I've got this idea...","text_w_direction":"[same time as Michael] 'Cause I've got this idea...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23673,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"David?","text_w_direction":"David?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23674,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23675,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Could I be a part of the meeting also?","text_w_direction":"Could I be a part of the meeting also?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23676,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"You probably have too much to do around here. I don't want to uh, take up your time with another meeting.","text_w_direction":"You probably have too much to do around here. I don't want to uh, take up your time with another meeting.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23677,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, let's face it. This meeting sounds like it's Wonka fans only. He's never seen the movie.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, let's face it. This meeting sounds like it's Wonka fans only. He's never seen the movie. [David laughs]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23678,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23679,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"Hey guys, I have with me Dwight Schrute. Dwight, take it away.","text_w_direction":"[on speakerphone] Hey guys, I have with me Dwight Schrute. Dwight, take it away.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23680,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"OK guys, listen up. Here's the deal. I love candy. Sweet sugary candy from the second it touches my tongue to the moment it's metabolized by my stomach acids, so naturally I liked Willy Wonka.","text_w_direction":"OK guys, listen up. Here's the deal. I love candy. Sweet sugary candy from the second it touches my tongue to the moment it's metabolized by my stomach acids, so naturally I liked Willy Wonka.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23681,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Man on phone","text":"Wait, do you guys hear that? There's not a dog listening in, is there? I hear panting.","text_w_direction":"Wait, do you guys hear that? There's not a dog listening in, is there? [cut to show Michael on the other line] I hear panting.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23682,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"No. No dogs.","text_w_direction":"No. No dogs.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23683,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"So I love Willy Wonka. That golden ticket scene is so inspiring to me that that's where I cam up with that idea.","text_w_direction":"So I love Willy Wonka. That golden ticket scene is so inspiring to me that that's where I cam up with that idea [Michael comes into conference room].","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23684,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"There is no movie called Willy Wonka. It's called Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.","text_w_direction":"There is no movie called Willy Wonka. It's called Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23685,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"It's actually based on a book called Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.","text_w_direction":"It's actually based on a book called Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23686,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Pam...","text_w_direction":"Pam...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23687,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I can't... vouch for that. But I do know this. He is a liar. He has taken my idea.","text_w_direction":"I can't... vouch for that. But I do know this. He is a liar. He has taken my idea.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23688,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"That is my idea.","text_w_direction":"That is my idea.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23689,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"We are gonna call you back guys. What is going on here?","text_w_direction":"[on phone] We are gonna call you back guys. [to Michael] What is going on here?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23690,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"OK, here's what happened, David. It was all my idea. You called me and you were really angry at me and I got scared, so I had Dwight take the fall, but now, it turns out that it's a great idea and Dwight will not confess. Can you believe that?","text_w_direction":"OK, here's what happened, David. It was all my idea. You called me and you were really angry at me and I got scared, so I had Dwight take the fall, but now, it turns out that it's a great idea and Dwight will not confess. Can you believe that?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23691,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"No, no.","text_w_direction":"No, no.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23692,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"It is my idea.","text_w_direction":"It is my idea.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23693,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh how dare you.","text_w_direction":"Oh how dare you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23694,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"It is my idea. I'm filled with good ideas. Thousands of good ideas.","text_w_direction":"It is my idea. I'm filled with good ideas. Thousands of good ideas.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23695,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You are? Good ideas, huh? Hey, did you come up with toilet buddy? It's a net, circular net, that you put inside the toilet to catch all of your change and your wallet from falling into the toilet? Formally known as toilet guard?","text_w_direction":"You are? Good ideas, huh? Hey, did you come up with toilet buddy? It's a net, circular net, that you put inside the toilet to catch all of your change and your wallet from falling into the toilet? Formally known as toilet guard?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23696,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Horse Boat.","text_w_direction":"Horse Boat.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23697,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh please.","text_w_direction":"Oh please.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23698,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"A canoe built around your horse so you can go from riding to water travel without slowing down. Horse Boat!","text_w_direction":"A canoe built around your horse so you can go from riding to water travel without slowing down. Horse Boat!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23699,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Toilet sponge. It's a hollowed out sponge...","text_w_direction":"Toilet sponge. It's a hollowed out sponge...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23700,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh give me a break.","text_w_direction":"Oh give me a break.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23701,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"...that is more absorbent, and softer than toilet paper. I have a lot of toilet ideas.","text_w_direction":"...that is more absorbent, and softer than toilet paper. I have a lot of toilet ideas.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23702,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"That's because they're easy!","text_w_direction":"That's because they're easy!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23703,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"They're not easy. Everybody has to go to the bathroom.","text_w_direction":"They're not easy. Everybody has to go to the bathroom.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23704,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Women's urinals... uh...","text_w_direction":"[same time as Michael] Women's urinals... uh...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23705,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"Guys, guys. OK, enough. Please, enough. What, is this true, Dwight? I mean, is this true?","text_w_direction":"[same time as Michael and Dwight] Guys, guys. OK, enough. Please, enough. What, is this true, Dwight? I mean, is this true?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23706,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes, it's Michael's idea that he forced on me on threat of death.","text_w_direction":"Yes, it's Michael's idea that he forced on me on threat of death.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23707,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Thank You!","text_w_direction":"Thank You!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23708,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"What, I don't -- what do you want me to do now, Michael? What am I supposed to do now?","text_w_direction":"What, I don't -- what do you want me to do now, Michael? What am I supposed to do now?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23709,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well David, I will be honest with you. I do want the credit without any of the blame.","text_w_direction":"Well David, I will be honest with you. I do want the credit without any of the blame.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23710,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"OK, uhh... I am going back to New York. Pam, do me a favor, don't send me those notes.","text_w_direction":"OK, uhh... I am going back to New York. Pam, do me a favor, don't send me those notes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23711,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23712,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"I am gone.","text_w_direction":"I am gone.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23713,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"When they look back on this day in the history books all that will be remembered is that I had a good idea. And that's what I am going to write down in my diary. That is what I want you to write down in yours.","text_w_direction":"When they look back on this day in the history books all that will be remembered is that I had a good idea. And that's what I am going to write down in my diary. That is what I want you to write down in yours.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23714,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh I am. In my own words.","text_w_direction":"Oh I am. In my own words.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23715,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I want to see it.","text_w_direction":"I want to see it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23716,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23717,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I want to see it.","text_w_direction":"I want to see it. [Michael gets up to try to see Dwight's diary]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23718,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"No, Michael.","text_w_direction":"No, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23719,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Give me... Give me the diary.","text_w_direction":"Give me... Give me the diary.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23720,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No! [Michael struggles to take Dwight's diary from his hand]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23721,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Lynn","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23722,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Lynn, I'm just gonna say to you everything that I am thinking.","text_w_direction":"Lynn, I'm just gonna say to you everything that I am thinking.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23723,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Lynn","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23724,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"I think you have the best smile. I'd like to take you out to dinner and a movie.","text_w_direction":"I think you have the best smile. I'd like to take you out to dinner and a movie.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23725,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Lynn","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23726,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Nice. Boobs.","text_w_direction":"Nice. [Both laugh] Boobs. [Lynn blushes]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23727,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Well, it's uh, his funeral. So... neh!","text_w_direction":"Well, it's uh, his funeral. So... neh!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23728,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Ding dong.","text_w_direction":"Ding dong.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23729,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Who is it?","text_w_direction":"Who is it?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23730,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"KGB.","text_w_direction":"KGB.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23731,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Alright. I just got out of the shower, I'll be one second.","text_w_direction":"Alright. I just got out of the shower, I'll be one second.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23732,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"When you are done, open the door. ... Hello in there?","text_w_direction":"[in accent] When you are done, open the door. ... Hello in there?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23733,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, I'm late for work, so I have to brush my teeth, it's a whole routine.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I'm late for work, so I have to brush my teeth, it's a whole routine.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23734,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"We have more houses to visit.","text_w_direction":"We have more houses to visit.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23735,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"If you want to come back then, that'll be fine.","text_w_direction":"If you want to come back then, that'll be fine.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23736,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"We will come back at... how is 4","text_w_direction":"We will come back at... how is [looks at watch] 4","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23737,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I get back from work around 6.","text_w_direction":"I get back from work around 6.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23738,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"How about 5","text_w_direction":"How about 5","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23739,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"You can try. That, that might work.","text_w_direction":"You can try. That, that might work.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23740,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Very well, we will come back at 5","text_w_direction":"Very well, we will come back at 5","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23741,"season":5,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Golden Ticket","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1987,"air_date":"2009-03-12"}
{"index":23742,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael, since it is your fifteenth anniversary at the company, I thought it might be appropriate to begin the festivities with a fifteen-minute round of applause.","text_w_direction":"Michael, since it is your fifteenth anniversary at the company, I thought it might be appropriate to begin the festivities with a fifteen-minute round of applause.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23743,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I like it.","text_w_direction":"I like it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23744,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Followed by a fifteen minute moment of silence.","text_w_direction":"Followed by a fifteen minute moment of silence.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23745,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"I don't know. Is it classy enough?","text_w_direction":"[wearing a tuxedo] I don't know. Is it classy enough?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23746,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim! Enough with the classy, ok?","text_w_direction":"Jim! Enough with the classy, ok?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23747,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"I just feel like after fifteen years at this company, bravo by the way, that we should celebrate with a very classy event, a night to remember.","text_w_direction":"I just feel like after fifteen years at this company, bravo by the way, that we should celebrate with a very classy event, a night to remember.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23748,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I think you're right. This party has to have all the excitement, drama and intrigue of my time here.","text_w_direction":"I think you're right. This party has to have all the excitement, drama and intrigue of my time here.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23749,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"And of course, classy.","text_w_direction":"And of course, classy.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23750,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"And classy, yeah.","text_w_direction":"And classy, yeah.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23751,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael, you're just agreeing with him because he's wearing a tux. Don't you see what he's doing here?","text_w_direction":"Michael, you're just agreeing with him because he's wearing a tux. Don't you see what he's doing here?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23752,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Last week, Dwight sent out a memo about the dress code. So, this is me showing him that I'm taking it very seriously.","text_w_direction":"Last week, Dwight sent out a memo about the dress code. So, this is me showing him that I'm taking it very seriously.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23753,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, here's one","text_w_direction":"Oh, here's one[/b]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23754,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"You know, that's good but it's not classy. I-I need something classy like the opening of a car dealership.","text_w_direction":"[watches Jim grimace, copies him] You know, that's good but it's not classy. I-I need something classy like the opening of a car dealership.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23755,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"That's it. Or Mr. Peanut.","text_w_direction":"That's it. Or Mr. Peanut.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23756,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23757,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Mr. Peanut is not classy.","text_w_direction":"Mr. Peanut is not classy.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23758,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"He is.","text_w_direction":"He is.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23759,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"He is a regular peanut. He just happens to have a cane, a monocle and a top hat.","text_w_direction":"He is a regular peanut. He just happens to have a cane, a monocle and a top hat.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23760,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"That's what makes him classy.","text_w_direction":"That's what makes him classy.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23761,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok, how about this? An ice sculpture, shaped like you, covered in chocolate-covered strawberries.","text_w_direction":"Ok, how about this? An ice sculpture, shaped like you, covered in chocolate-covered strawberries.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23762,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, Dwight, you're trying too hard, and that's just not classy. You see, the thing about classy is it's a state of mind.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Dwight, you're trying too hard, and that's just not classy. You see, the thing about classy is it's a state of mind.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23763,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, I'm sorry, I just don't know what classy is then.","text_w_direction":"Well, I'm sorry, I just don't know what classy is then.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23764,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Ok, well let's just try this one on for size. And I apologize because it's right off the top of my head","text_w_direction":"Ok, well let's just try this one on for size. And I apologize because it's right off the top of my head[/b]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23765,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Strawberries?","text_w_direction":"Strawberries?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23766,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"That's inspired.","text_w_direction":"That's inspired.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23767,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"I said that!","text_w_direction":"I said that! [storms out, slams door behind him]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23768,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Not classy.","text_w_direction":"Not classy.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23769,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Not classy at all.","text_w_direction":"Not classy at all.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23770,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"De classé.","text_w_direction":"De classé.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23771,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"French. Classy.","text_w_direction":"French. Classy.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23772,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Hi, can I help you?","text_w_direction":"Hi, can I help you?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23773,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"Yeah, I'm Charles Miner, here to see Michael Scott.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I'm Charles Miner, here to see Michael Scott.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23774,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Sure. Just one second. Please have a seat.","text_w_direction":"Sure. Just one second. Please have a seat.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23775,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Yes?","text_w_direction":"[on speakerphone] Yes?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23776,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, there's a Charles Miner here to see you.","text_w_direction":"Michael, there's a Charles Miner here to see you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23777,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Miner? I hardly know her!... Hello?","text_w_direction":"Miner? I hardly know her!... Hello?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23778,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, are you coming out now?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, are you coming out now?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23779,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Uh-huh. Well, well, well, who have we here? Ah, it is Prince Charles Miner. At your service. Everybody, this is Sir Charles Miner and he is the new VP for the Northeast region. So, just give it up for this big guy, right? Give it up. Here he is.","text_w_direction":"Uh-huh. [comes out of office] Well, well, well, who have we here? Ah, it is Prince Charles Miner. [shakes Charles' hand] At your service. Everybody, this is Sir Charles Miner and he is the new VP for the Northeast region. So, just give it up for this big guy, right? Give it up. [leads round of applause] Here he is.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23780,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"I-I was-","text_w_direction":"I-I was-","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23781,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Wow! Hold that thought. I want everybody to go into the break room. I have a little surprise for you. Go ahead. You too. Dwight, would you escort our guest in there? C'mon, here we go, don't be shy, don't be shy, you're one of us . Dwight, stall him a little, I have to get the fish.","text_w_direction":"Wow! Hold that thought. I want everybody to go into the break room. I have a little surprise for you. Go ahead. You too. Dwight, would you escort our guest in there? C'mon, here we go, don't be shy, don't be shy, you're one of us . [whispers] Dwight, stall him a little, I have to get the fish.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23782,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23783,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23784,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Really wish you would have told me the new boss was coming today.","text_w_direction":"Really wish you would have told me the new boss was coming today.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23785,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"What? No, I didn't want to make everybody nervous.","text_w_direction":"What? No, I didn't want to make everybody nervous.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23786,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Nope. I mean, I could have brought a change of clothes, or-","text_w_direction":"Nope. I mean, I could have brought a change of clothes, or-","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23787,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"You look dynamite. What are you talking about? Very slick. Ok, get the fish.","text_w_direction":"You look dynamite. What are you talking about? Very slick. Ok, get the fish.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23788,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Originally founded in 1866, Scranton quickly became one of Pennsylvania's largest anthracite coal-mining communities.","text_w_direction":"Originally founded in 1866, Scranton quickly became one of Pennsylvania's largest anthracite coal-mining communities.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23789,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Surprise, there is nothing in here. The real surprise is in the conference room. Let's go! Oh! God! Ok, come on, come on!","text_w_direction":"Surprise, there is nothing in here. The real surprise is in the conference room. Let's go! [swings arm above head for everyone to come, hits doorframe] Oh! God! Ok, come on, come on!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23790,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"We'll finish it up later, but essentially what we're talking about is...","text_w_direction":"We'll finish it up later, but essentially what we're talking about is...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23791,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Surprise! As you can see, I turned the bagels from O's into C's, for Charles.","text_w_direction":"Surprise! [unveils bagels sitting on table] As you can see, I turned the bagels from O's into C's, for Charles.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23792,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23793,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Took me all night.","text_w_direction":"Took me all night.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23794,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"This is what you did last night?","text_w_direction":"This is what you did last night?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23795,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I met this guy at corporate last week and we were just digging each other's vibe. I was totally grooving on him and vice-versa. And besides, the last two people to have his job were Jan and Ryan. The former was my lover, and the latter my best friend. So, who knows? I do. It's gonna be mental! It's going to be mental.","text_w_direction":"I met this guy at corporate last week and we were just digging each other's vibe. I was totally grooving on him and vice-versa. And besides, the last two people to have his job were Jan and Ryan. The former was my lover, and the latter my best friend. So, who knows? I do. [in British cockney accent] It's gonna be mental! It's going to be mental.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23796,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"My god, he's like a black George Clooney.","text_w_direction":"My god, he's like a black George Clooney.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23797,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"Really? I don't see it. I mean, he's ok, he's not unattractive, it's. . .","text_w_direction":"Really? I don't see it. I mean, he's ok, he's not unattractive, it's. . .","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23798,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, how you doing? Jim Halpert, sales. Just wanted to say, if you need anything, let me know.","text_w_direction":"Hey, how you doing? Jim Halpert, sales. Just wanted to say, if you need anything, let me know.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23799,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"Why are you wearing a tuxedo?","text_w_direction":"Why are you wearing a tuxedo?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23800,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"I didn't think you'd notice. Uh, it's funny actually, there's another salesman out here, Dwight Schrute, and he sent out this memo, as he always does, and, uh, it was about professionalism in the workplace. Of course, he singled me out. So I just had to mess with him.","text_w_direction":"I didn't think you'd notice. [laughs nervously] Uh, it's funny actually, there's another salesman out here, Dwight Schrute, and he sent out this memo, as he always does, and, uh, it was about professionalism in the workplace. Of course, he singled me out. So I just had to mess with him.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23801,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"Uh.","text_w_direction":"Uh.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23802,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, you'd understand if you read the memo which I should probably get you, there's probably one in a drawer... uh. It was pretty crazy. But, uh, not more crazy than wearing a tux, at work, I grant you that... so, uh.","text_w_direction":"Oh, you'd understand if you read the memo which I should probably get you, there's probably one in a drawer... uh. It was pretty crazy. But, uh, not more crazy than wearing a tux, at work, I grant you that... so, uh.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23803,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"Your name is Jim?","text_w_direction":"Your name is Jim?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23804,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Jim Halpert, yep. So, um, just going to let you get back to it...","text_w_direction":"Jim Halpert, yep. So, um, just going to let you get back to it... [being pulled away by Pam]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23805,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"He just had to wear his tux today.","text_w_direction":"He just had to wear his tux today.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23806,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"I thought it'd be funny.","text_w_direction":"I thought it'd be funny.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23807,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Took him 40 minutes to get ready.","text_w_direction":"Took him 40 minutes to get ready.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23808,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"All right, let me introduce you to some of the troops. Accounting, front and center. Come on up here. I'd like you to meet somebody. This is the accounting department.","text_w_direction":"All right, let me introduce you to some of the troops. Accounting, front and center. Come on up here. I'd like you to meet somebody. This is the accounting department.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23809,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"Hey, I come from accounting, too.","text_w_direction":"Hey, I come from accounting, too.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23810,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, nerd alert!","text_w_direction":"Oh, nerd alert!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23811,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"Ni-","text_w_direction":"Ni-","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23812,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"This is Oscar Martinez. He is Latino. And he just got out of a long-term relationship with a man, Gil, who broke his heart. But he didn't bring any of that into work, it did not affect his job performance whatsoever and I am very proud of him for that.","text_w_direction":"This is Oscar Martinez. He is Latino. And he just got out of a long-term relationship with a man, Gil, who broke his heart. But he didn't bring any of that into work, it did not affect his job performance whatsoever and I am very proud of him for that.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23813,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"Hey, Oscar, it's good to meet you.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Oscar, it's good to meet you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23814,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"This little hell-raiser is Angela. She has slept with a bunch of different guys in the office. One over there, in the orange","text_w_direction":"This little hell-raiser is Angela. She has slept with a bunch of different guys in the office. One over there, in the orange [points to Andy]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23815,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Hey-o!","text_w_direction":"Hey-o!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23816,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"There you go! Where's the other?","text_w_direction":"There you go! Where's the other?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23817,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"You know, Michael, I don't need to know everyone's sexual history.","text_w_direction":"You know, Michael, I don't need to know everyone's sexual history.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23818,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Well, perfect, because we have now arrived at Kevin and he has no sexual history.","text_w_direction":"Well, perfect, because we have now arrived at Kevin and he has no sexual history.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23819,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23820,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"How about I just say hi to everyone at one time?","text_w_direction":"How about I just say hi to everyone at one time?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23821,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Good. Good, good, good. Everyone, please give it up for Charles Miner.","text_w_direction":"Good. Good, good, good. Everyone, please give it up for Charles Miner. [claps]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23822,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"Thank you, Michael. Thank you for the C-shaped bagels.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, Michael. Thank you for the C-shaped bagels.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23823,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Oh! Well...","text_w_direction":"Oh! Well...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23824,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"That's great.","text_w_direction":"That's great.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23825,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Above and beyond.","text_w_direction":"Above and beyond.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23826,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"Hey, you know we're in tough times and we're not immune to this economy.","text_w_direction":"Hey, you know we're in tough times and we're not immune to this economy.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23827,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"That's true.","text_w_direction":"That's true.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23828,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"But the goal is to, you know, fight our way through this.","text_w_direction":"But the goal is to, you know, fight our way through this.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23829,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Stanley","text":"Stanley Hudson. Are there gonna be layoffs?","text_w_direction":"[clears throat, raises his hand] Stanley Hudson. Are there gonna be layoffs?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23830,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"No. Absolutely not.","text_w_direction":"No. Absolutely not.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23831,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"Uh, hold on, Michael, thank you. Uh, Stanley, you know, we can't make any promises, but we'll try everything in our power to avoid that.","text_w_direction":"Uh, hold on, Michael, thank you. Uh, Stanley, you know, we can't make any promises, but we'll try everything in our power to avoid that.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23832,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Oscar","text":"Do you have specifics?","text_w_direction":"Do you have specifics?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23833,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"Sp-Well, um, Michael should have filled you in last week.","text_w_direction":"Sp-Well, um, Michael should have filled you in last week.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23834,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Well, due to the economy, there is a lot of worry going around. I didn't want to worry people.","text_w_direction":"Well, due to the economy, there is a lot of worry going around. I didn't want to worry people.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23835,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"You didn't tell them.","text_w_direction":"You didn't tell them.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23836,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Well, why don't-","text_w_direction":"Well, why don't-","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23837,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"Yeah, I will. What I told Michael last week-","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I will. What I told Michael last week-","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23838,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Charles is going to tell you.","text_w_direction":"Charles is going to tell you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23839,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"Is that we are cutting three percent across the board, which means we will no longer be matching 401k contributions. All overtime requests will need to come through the corporate office.","text_w_direction":"Is that we are cutting three percent across the board, which means we will no longer be matching 401k contributions. All overtime requests will need to come through the corporate office.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23840,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Stanley","text":"Fantastic.","text_w_direction":"Fantastic.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23841,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Well, it's not official.","text_w_direction":"Well, it's not official.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23842,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"It is official. It is official. And actually, guys, I'm encouraging branches to consider a freeze on discretionary spending.","text_w_direction":"It is official. It is official. And actually, guys, I'm encouraging branches to consider a freeze on discretionary spending.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23843,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Such as salary, benefits, etc, etc. Insurance.","text_w_direction":"Such as salary, benefits, etc, etc. Insurance.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23844,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"No, no, not salaries. Petty cash, supplies, and uh, you know, parties.","text_w_direction":"No, no, not salaries. Petty cash, supplies, and uh, you know, parties.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23845,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Well-","text_w_direction":"Well-","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23846,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"What about your party?","text_w_direction":"What about your party?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23847,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, ok, you know what? I think this has been great. I think this gives us a lot to think about, doesn't it? Charles Miner, ladies and gentlemen. He has a long trip home. Thank you for coming in. We have to get back to work.","text_w_direction":"Ok, ok, you know what? I think this has been great. I think this gives us a lot to think about, doesn't it? Charles Miner, ladies and gentlemen. [starts round of applause] He has a long trip home. Thank you for coming in. We have to get back to work.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23848,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"Michael, I'm going to stay for the day.","text_w_direction":"Michael, I'm going to stay for the day.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23849,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Oh no, no, no. You don't have to do that. I've got this covered. This was just a meet-and-greet.","text_w_direction":"Oh no, no, no. You don't have to do that. I've got this covered. This was just a meet-and-greet.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23850,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"No, it's a little bit more than that. I'm going to set up in here, ok?","text_w_direction":"No, it's a little bit more than that. I'm going to set up in here, ok?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23851,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I am thrilled that the new boss has taken such an active interest in all of the responsibilities that I'm supposed to have. Thrilled.","text_w_direction":"I am thrilled that the new boss has taken such an active interest in all of the responsibilities that I'm supposed to have. Thrilled.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23852,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"David, it was my understanding that I was not going to be managed.","text_w_direction":"[on speakerphone] David, it was my understanding that I was not going to be managed.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23853,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"David","text":"What gave you that idea?","text_w_direction":"What gave you that idea?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23854,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"It was my understanding.","text_w_direction":"It was my understanding.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23855,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"David","text":"I see.","text_w_direction":"I see.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23856,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Listen, why don't we just leave that position vacant? Truth be told, I think I thrive under a lack of accountability.","text_w_direction":"Listen, why don't we just leave that position vacant? Truth be told, I think I thrive under a lack of accountability.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23857,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"David","text":"Look, Michael, Charles is very qualified. Get to know him. I really think the two of you are going to make a great team.","text_w_direction":"Look, Michael, Charles is very qualified. Get to know him. I really think the two of you are going to make a great team.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23858,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"But the branch is still mine?","text_w_direction":"But the branch is still mine?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23859,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"David","text":"You're still the branch manager, yes, and if you need anything else at all, just let Charles know.","text_w_direction":"You're still the branch manager, yes, and if you need anything else at all, just let Charles know.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23860,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Ask him about the party.","text_w_direction":"Ask him about the party.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23861,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, right. David, are you coming to my fifteenth anniversary party?","text_w_direction":"Oh, right. David, are you coming to my fifteenth anniversary party?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23862,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"David","text":"I'll give it my best shot, Michael.","text_w_direction":"I'll give it my best shot, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23863,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"No the other thing.","text_w_direction":"No the other thing.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23864,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, ok. If we hire Cirque de Soleil as salaried employees, will that help us with year-end tax stuff?","text_w_direction":"Oh, ok. If we hire Cirque de Soleil as salaried employees, will that help us with year-end tax stuff? [several seconds of silence]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23865,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"He hung up?","text_w_direction":"He hung up?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23866,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"David","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23867,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I just got off the horn with David Wallace, and he said that you and I should try to get to know each other better. And I agree, so what I would like you to do is tell me something that you've never told anybody before.","text_w_direction":"I just got off the horn with David Wallace, and he said that you and I should try to get to know each other better. And I agree, so what I would like you to do is tell me something that you've never told anybody before.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23868,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23869,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Come on. What's your wife's name? Where did you work before you came here?","text_w_direction":"Come on. What's your wife's name? Where did you work before you came here?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23870,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"Saticoy Steel.","text_w_direction":"Saticoy Steel.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23871,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Beautiful. See, African-Americans have such a rich history of unusual names.","text_w_direction":"Beautiful. See, African-Americans have such a rich history of unusual names.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23872,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"No, I worked at a company called Saticoy Steel.","text_w_direction":"No, I worked at a company called Saticoy Steel.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23873,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"You're not from paper?","text_w_direction":"You're not from paper?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23874,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23875,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Does David know this?","text_w_direction":"Does David know this?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23876,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"Yeah, he knows. He just wants a good manager.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, he knows. He just wants a good manager.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23877,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Well that, actually, is an excellent segue into really what is my only point-","text_w_direction":"Well that, actually, is an excellent segue into really what is my only point-","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23878,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"And what is that?","text_w_direction":"And what is that?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23879,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"And that- I-I don't need to be managed, Charles. And if you want pick up some tips, observing here, and take them to the other branches, it's all good. But Jan would mostly come by when she was super horny, and Ryan would come by to visit his parents and do laundry, so... Are we clear?","text_w_direction":"And that- I-I don't need to be managed, Charles. And if you want pick up some tips, observing here, and take them to the other branches, it's all good. But Jan would mostly come by when she was super horny, and Ryan would come by to visit his parents and do laundry, so... Are we clear?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23880,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"That's not how I plan on doing things.","text_w_direction":"That's not how I plan on doing things.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23881,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, alright, well I'll just bounce that off David, see what comes back.","text_w_direction":"Ok, alright, well I'll just bounce that off David, see what comes back.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23882,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"I'll tell David what he needs to know. Sorry. David wants it this way.","text_w_direction":"I'll tell David what he needs to know. Sorry. David wants it this way.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23883,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Whatever David wants.","text_w_direction":"Whatever David wants.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23884,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23885,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Michael Scott calling for David. Well, just tell him to call me ASAP as possible. Thanks.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Michael Scott calling for David. Well, just tell him to call me ASAP as possible. Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23886,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, Michael, come on, no. You have to charm 'em.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Michael, come on, no. You have to charm 'em. [calls back on speakerphone]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23887,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Stephanie","text":"David Wallace's office.","text_w_direction":"David Wallace's office.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23888,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey there, gorgeous. How you doing today?","text_w_direction":"Hey there, gorgeous. How you doing today?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23889,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Stephanie","text":"Good. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Good. Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23890,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"How's it hanging?","text_w_direction":"How's it hanging?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23891,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Stephanie","text":"Alright. . .","text_w_direction":"Alright. . .","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23892,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Good. Listen, my name is, uh, Michael... Scotch. And, uh, I just wanted to say that, uh, I've got David Wallace's son in the trunk of my car. If he doesn't get on this phone in 5 seconds-","text_w_direction":"Good. Listen, my name is, uh, Michael... Scotch. And, uh, I just wanted to say that, uh, I've got David Wallace's son in the trunk of my car. If he doesn't get on this phone in 5 seconds-","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23893,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"No! You idiot! Idiot, idiot, idiot! What are you doing? God! Oh my god.","text_w_direction":"No! You idiot! [hangs up] Idiot, idiot, idiot! What are you doing? God! Oh my god. [redials]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23894,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Stephanie","text":"David Wallace's office.","text_w_direction":"David Wallace's office.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23895,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Hi Stephanie, it's Michael Scott again. I just spoke with Michael Scotch and the son's going to be returned, everything's fine.","text_w_direction":"Hi Stephanie, it's Michael Scott again. I just spoke with Michael Scotch and the son's going to be returned, everything's fine.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23896,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Stephanie","text":"Michael...","text_w_direction":"Michael...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23897,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"And I really really need to talk to David.","text_w_direction":"And I really really need to talk to David.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23898,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Stephanie","text":"Please hold.","text_w_direction":"Please hold.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23899,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"Charles Miner. Hello? Hello, who is this? Who is this?","text_w_direction":"[on cell phone] Charles Miner. Hello? Hello, who is this? Who is this?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23900,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I was never given a name.","text_w_direction":"I was never given a name. [hangs up, he and Dwight sigh in relief]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23901,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Uh, hi, can I help you? I don't think anyone here-","text_w_direction":"[to delivery men] Uh, hi, can I help you? I don't think anyone here-","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23902,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"Oh, uh, Pam? Hey everyone, lunch is on me today.","text_w_direction":"Oh, uh, Pam? Hey everyone, lunch is on me today.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23903,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"That is so unnecessary!","text_w_direction":"That is so unnecessary!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23904,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Are you kidding me with this? On the day that I bring in breakfast?","text_w_direction":"Are you kidding me with this? On the day that I bring in breakfast?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23905,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"It's no big deal.","text_w_direction":"It's no big deal.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23906,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I wish you had told us sooner, because I was going to go to the vending machine and get an egg salad.","text_w_direction":"I wish you had told us sooner, because I was going to go to the vending machine and get an egg salad.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23907,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"You still have that option.","text_w_direction":"You still have that option. [Michael sighs]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23908,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"Thanks again, Charles.","text_w_direction":"Thanks again, Charles.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23909,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23910,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Nobody thanked me.","text_w_direction":"Nobody thanked me.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23911,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Thanks, Charles.","text_w_direction":"Thanks, Charles.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23912,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"For breakfast. Except Charles. You say no more parties, and then you spend all of this money on lunch, I think it's a little hypercritical.","text_w_direction":"For breakfast. Except Charles. You say no more parties, and then you spend all of this money on lunch, I think it's a little hypercritical.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23913,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"I do this for every branch I go to. If you do not like it, then I think there are some bagels left over from this morning.","text_w_direction":"I do this for every branch I go to. If you do not like it, then I think there are some bagels left over from this morning.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23914,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Damn it, Stephanie, put me through to him. Is that him in the background? David? David! David, pick up the phone!","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Damn it, Stephanie, put me through to him. Is that him in the background? David? David! David, pick up the phone!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23915,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"Should I seduce him?","text_w_direction":"Should I seduce him?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23916,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"No. No one wants to see that.","text_w_direction":"No. No one wants to see that. [both smile at David]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23917,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"Michael?","text_w_direction":"Michael?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23918,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23919,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"I just realized that I used the 2008 calendar to do the spreadsheets for January and February. I may need to come in this weekend to fix it.","text_w_direction":"I just realized that I used the 2008 calendar to do the spreadsheets for January and February. I may need to come in this weekend to fix it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23920,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Do some overtime? You want to do some overtime this weekend? You know what, Kevin, I applaud your initiative. Yes. You may.","text_w_direction":"Do some overtime? You want to do some overtime this weekend? You know what, Kevin, I applaud your initiative. Yes. You may.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23921,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"Uh, no, sorry, Michael. No, Kevin, right? We're going to need you to do that during office hours.","text_w_direction":"Uh, no, sorry, Michael. No, Kevin, right? We're going to need you to do that during office hours.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23922,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23923,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23924,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Kevin? This is my branch. You don't ask Charles. You ask me. I say, approved.","text_w_direction":"Kevin? This is my branch. You don't ask Charles. You ask me. I say, approved.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23925,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"That's not the way it's gonna work.","text_w_direction":"That's not the way it's gonna work.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23926,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Yes it is!","text_w_direction":"Yes it is!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23927,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"No, it is not.","text_w_direction":"No, it is not.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23928,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"No, it is not.","text_w_direction":"No, it is not.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23929,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"Ok, so we're on the same page, great.","text_w_direction":"Ok, so we're on the same page, great.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23930,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, so we're on the same page, great.","text_w_direction":"Ok, so we're on the same page, great.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23931,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"Ok, Michael, what are you doing?","text_w_direction":"Ok, Michael, what are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23932,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, Michael, what are you doing?","text_w_direction":"Ok, Michael, what are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23933,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"No, seriously.","text_w_direction":"No, seriously.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23934,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"No, seriously.","text_w_direction":"No, seriously.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23935,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"How old are you?","text_w_direction":"How old are you?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23936,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"How old are you?","text_w_direction":"How old are you?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23937,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Oh no.","text_w_direction":"Oh no.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23938,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"I can tell Michael's mood by which comedy routine he chooses to do, the more infantile, the more upset he is. And he just skipped the Ace Ventura talking butt thing. He never skips it. This is bad.","text_w_direction":"I can tell Michael's mood by which comedy routine he chooses to do, the more infantile, the more upset he is. And he just skipped the Ace Ventura talking butt thing. He never skips it. This is bad.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23939,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"Five years old?","text_w_direction":"Five years old?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23940,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Five years old?","text_w_direction":"Five years old?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23941,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Duuudes, stop.","text_w_direction":"Duuudes, stop.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23942,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Employees","text":"Not a good idea, Michael. Michael, stop. Stop doing that. Stop it. You're going to get all of us in trouble.","text_w_direction":"[as Michael continues imitating Charles] Not a good idea, Michael. Michael, stop. Stop doing that. Stop it. You're going to get all of us in trouble.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23943,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"I will walk away.","text_w_direction":"I will walk away.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23944,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I'm gonna walk away.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna walk away.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23945,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Stop doing that!","text_w_direction":"Stop doing that!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23946,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I'm kidding around, wow! Relax, everybody, it's just a joke. It's fine. Boy, so touchy. PPC, let's continue our morning meeting in the conference room.","text_w_direction":"I'm kidding around, wow! Relax, everybody, it's just a joke. It's fine. Boy, so touchy. PPC, let's continue our morning meeting in the conference room.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23947,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"And then, out of that cake, pops another stripper holding a smaller cake. And then an even smaller stripper pops out of that one.","text_w_direction":"And then, out of that cake, pops another stripper holding a smaller cake. And then an even smaller stripper pops out of that one.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23948,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"What is that smaller stripper holding?","text_w_direction":"What is that smaller stripper holding?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23949,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Cupcake. It's cupcakes and strippers all the way down.","text_w_direction":"Cupcake. It's cupcakes and strippers all the way down.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23950,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23951,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"What exactly is the PPC?","text_w_direction":"What exactly is the PPC?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23952,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh, that's the Party Planning Committee. They spend hours planning parties.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that's the Party Planning Committee. They spend hours planning parties.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23953,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"Excuse me, guys. What's going on in here?","text_w_direction":"Excuse me, guys. What's going on in here?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23954,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Party Planning Committee. Not your concern, Charles.","text_w_direction":"Party Planning Committee. Not your concern, Charles.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23955,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"This doesn't seem like a good way to spend company time.","text_w_direction":"This doesn't seem like a good way to spend company time.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23956,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Really? Well then how would we come up with great ideas like Jim's? Go ahead.","text_w_direction":"Really? Well then how would we come up with great ideas like Jim's? Go ahead.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23957,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"No, I would like to get back to work, actually, please.","text_w_direction":"No, I would like to get back to work, actually, please.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23958,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"Whatcha got, Jim?... What is a two-way petting zoo?","text_w_direction":"Whatcha got, Jim?... What is a two-way petting zoo?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23959,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"You pet the animals and they pet you back.","text_w_direction":"You pet the animals and they pet you back.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23960,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"It's a great idea. And we have a cake in the shape of a bale of hay.","text_w_direction":"It's a great idea. And we have a cake in the shape of a bale of hay.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23961,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"It's really just a regular shaped cake.","text_w_direction":"It's really just a regular shaped cake.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23962,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"But it's cool, and it's-","text_w_direction":"But it's cool, and it's-","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23963,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"This isn't a good use of company time, Michael.","text_w_direction":"This isn't a good use of company time, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23964,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Whoa. You're talking about my anniversary party, so. . .","text_w_direction":"Whoa. You're talking about my anniversary party, so. . .","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23965,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"Everyone, except for Michael, go back to your desks.","text_w_direction":"Everyone, except for Michael, go back to your desks.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23966,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, why don't you do that?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, why don't you do that?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23967,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"Thank you very much.","text_w_direction":"[Dwight, Jim and Pam leave] Thank you very much.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23968,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, here we go. Ok.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, here we go. Ok.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23969,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"Ok, Michael, I'm dissolving this committee.","text_w_direction":"Ok, Michael, I'm dissolving this committee.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23970,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23971,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"Yeah, I mean, come on. This is a work place. It isn't designed for your vanity.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I mean, come on. This is a work place. It isn't designed for your vanity.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23972,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Newsflash","text_w_direction":"Newsflash[/b]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23973,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"I don't know if I have hurt your feelings or you do not disagree with my methods, but it is over.","text_w_direction":"I don't know if I have hurt your feelings or you do not disagree with my methods, but it is over.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23974,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, no, no, no, no. No. You know what? I'm going to New York. And I am going to talk to David Wallace. I'm going to tell him everything. And I'm sorry to say, you're screwed. And, you know what? You are gonna be through. And I'm sorry. I'm sorry to do that to you. Do you even know how paper is made? It's not like steel. You don't put it into a furnace. If you put paper into a furnace, you know what would happen? You'd ruin it.","text_w_direction":"Ok, no, no, no, no. No. You know what? I'm going to New York. And I am going to talk to David Wallace. [gets jacket] I'm going to tell him everything. And I'm sorry to say, you're screwed. And, you know what? You are gonna be through. And I'm sorry. I'm sorry to do that to you. Do you even know how paper is made? It's not like steel. You don't put it into a furnace. If you put paper into a furnace, you know what would happen? You'd ruin it. [pushes chair as he leaves]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23975,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"Come in.","text_w_direction":"[Jim knocks on door] Come in.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23976,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23977,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23978,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Alright, Charles, I've gotta be honest. I think we really got off on the wrong foot here. And, truth be told, I'm a pretty smart guy, and, uh, a hard-worker. And a great number two for the office.","text_w_direction":"Alright, Charles, I've gotta be honest. I think we really got off on the wrong foot here. And, truth be told, I'm a pretty smart guy, and, uh, a hard-worker. And a great number two for the office.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23979,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"Number two?","text_w_direction":"Number two?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23980,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Second-in-command to Michael.","text_w_direction":"Second-in-command to Michael.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23981,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"Oh, I didn't know that position existed.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I didn't know that position existed.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23982,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, that's because at first it was a made up position for Dwight, just to make him feel better, assistant to the regional manager. But then he lost that, and Michael gave it to me.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that's because at first it was a made up position for Dwight, just to make him feel better, assistant to the regional manager. But then he lost that, and Michael gave it to me.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23983,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"So you're the assistant to the regional manager?","text_w_direction":"So you're the assistant to the regional manager?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23984,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Assistant regional manager, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Assistant regional manager, yeah.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23985,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"Any responsibilities come with it?","text_w_direction":"Any responsibilities come with it?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23986,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"No, not exactly.","text_w_direction":"No, not exactly.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23987,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"So you keep this made up position? It's important to you?","text_w_direction":"So you keep this made up position? It's important to you?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23988,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Alright, I will, um, I'm just gonna let you get back to that.","text_w_direction":"Alright, I will, um, I'm just gonna let you get back to that.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23989,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"Yeah, would you, uh?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, would you, uh?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23990,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep. [shuts door behind him]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23991,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Hello, Stephanie. Ok, where is he?","text_w_direction":"Hello, Stephanie. Ok, where is he? [looks into empty office]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23992,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"David","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"[coming out from bathroom] Michael.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23993,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"So is this the meeting you've been in all day?","text_w_direction":"[points to bathroom door] So is this the meeting you've been in all day?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23994,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"David","text":"How did you get here, Michael?","text_w_direction":"How did you get here, Michael?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23995,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I drove.","text_w_direction":"I drove.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23996,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"David","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23997,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Cancelled my fifteenth anniversary party. Just pulled the rug out from under me. And he said no figs. I've already bought em. And I don't have a place to store them. So, I feel like I've been sort of boned.","text_w_direction":"Cancelled my fifteenth anniversary party. Just pulled the rug out from under me. And he said no figs. I've already bought em. And I don't have a place to store them. So, I feel like I've been sort of boned.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23998,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"David","text":"Michael. Listen-","text_w_direction":"Michael. Listen-","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":23999,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Do you talk to him about this? You've talked to him all day, obviously. Did you talk to him about this?","text_w_direction":"Do you talk to him about this? You've talked to him all day, obviously. Did you talk to him about this?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":24000,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"David","text":"Well, I didn't know about the figs, specifically. . .","text_w_direction":"Well, I didn't know about the figs, specifically. . .","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":24001,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Ok. Then I don't get it. It doesn't make any sense to me. Because I thought in the new system I was supposed to talk to Charles, and then Charles was supposed to talk to you, and that would dilute any need for me to ever talk to you again.","text_w_direction":"Ok. Then I don't get it. It doesn't make any sense to me. Because I thought in the new system I was supposed to talk to Charles, and then Charles was supposed to talk to you, and that would dilute any need for me to ever talk to you again.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":24002,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"David","text":"That's not exactly-","text_w_direction":"That's not exactly-","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":24003,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Clearly that's what you wanted.","text_w_direction":"Clearly that's what you wanted.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":24004,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"David","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":24005,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Fifteen years I have been here. And I have sacrificed a lot.","text_w_direction":"Fifteen years I have been here. And I have sacrificed a lot.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":24006,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"David","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":24007,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I've put having a family on hold.","text_w_direction":"I've put having a family on hold.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":24008,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"David","text":"We didn't ask you to do that.","text_w_direction":"We didn't ask you to do that.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":24009,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"And I've never gone hang-gliding. And I've never driven my car to the top of Mount Washington.","text_w_direction":"And I've never gone hang-gliding. And I've never driven my car to the top of Mount Washington.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":24010,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Charles","text":"Ok. Nice meeting everyone. I'll see you in a couple of weeks.","text_w_direction":"Ok. Nice meeting everyone. I'll see you in a couple of weeks.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":24011,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Cool.","text_w_direction":"Cool.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":24012,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Excellent.","text_w_direction":"Excellent.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":24013,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"It was very nice meeting you, Charles Miner.","text_w_direction":"It was very nice meeting you, Charles Miner.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":24014,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"See ya. See ya. Bye!","text_w_direction":"See ya. See ya. [Charles leaves] Bye!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":24015,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"And for my next trick, I will make my career disappear.","text_w_direction":"And for my next trick, I will make my career disappear.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":24016,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"I could see our kids facing obstacles being half-Black and half-Indian, but it's so worth it, you guys.","text_w_direction":"I could see our kids facing obstacles being half-Black and half-Indian, but it's so worth it, you guys.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":24017,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phyllis","text":"It's just me here.","text_w_direction":"It's just me here.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":24018,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"I am going to get him to buy me a prime rib tonight.","text_w_direction":"I am going to get him to buy me a prime rib tonight.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":24019,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phyllis","text":"I think he left.","text_w_direction":"I think he left.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":24020,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"What?! Move!","text_w_direction":"What?! Move! [pushes cameraman out of the way]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":24021,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"Hello, Charles? Charles!","text_w_direction":"[Kelly runs to parking lot in the rain] Hello, Charles? Charles!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":24022,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"Hey! Is that his scarf?","text_w_direction":"Hey! Is that his scarf?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":24023,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No! [Kelly chases Angela through parking lot]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":24024,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"Charles and Kelly? Absolutely not. He is a sophisticated man. He does not need to go dumpster-diving for companionship, ok?","text_w_direction":"[out of breath and wet] Charles and Kelly? Absolutely not. He is a sophisticated man. He does not need to go dumpster-diving for companionship, ok?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":24025,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I don't understand that after fifteen years of service here, I have to get in the car and drive to New York in order to talk to you. That doesn't seem right to me. That doesn't seem fair. And I think that I've earned more than that.","text_w_direction":"I don't understand that after fifteen years of service here, I have to get in the car and drive to New York in order to talk to you. That doesn't seem right to me. That doesn't seem fair. And I think that I've earned more than that.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":24026,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"David","text":"Yeah. You're right. Yes. I get it. I get it, Michael. Here's what I'm going to do-","text_w_direction":"Yeah. You're right. Yes. I get it. I get it, Michael. Here's what I'm going to do-","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":24027,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":24028,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"David","text":"We will move some money around, and I will personally see to it that you have your party, you have your figs. I will be in attendance. It's gonna be great. How's that?","text_w_direction":"We will move some money around, and I will personally see to it that you have your party, you have your figs. I will be in attendance. It's gonna be great. How's that?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":24029,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I quit.","text_w_direction":"[gets up to shake David's hand] I quit.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":24030,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"David","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":24031,"season":5,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Boss","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"You have no idea how high I can fly.","text_w_direction":"You have no idea how high I can fly.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1875,"air_date":"2009-03-19"}
{"index":24032,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I had no idea when I got in that car and headed to New York I was going to quit. I got on that ramp and I thought two hours, two hours to go. Feeling good. Listen to some tunes. Should've peed before I left.","text_w_direction":"I had no idea when I got in that car and headed to New York I was going to quit. I got on that ramp and I thought two hours, two hours to go. Feeling good. Listen to some tunes. Should've peed before I left.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24033,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kelly","text":"Michael get to the good part.","text_w_direction":"Michael get to the good part.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24034,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, so. I get up to the building, I get to the revolving door... broken! So I have to take the normal door.","text_w_direction":"Okay, so. I get up to the building, I get to the revolving door... broken! So I have to take the normal door.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24035,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"At least he is in the building.","text_w_direction":"At least he is in the building.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24036,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"No, No! I was so nervous it was the wrong building! I walked into the wrong building!","text_w_direction":"No, No! I was so nervous it was the wrong building! I walked into the wrong building!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24037,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Everyone","text":"","text_w_direction":"[groans]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24038,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"He finally has a story everyone wants to hear... and he knows it.","text_w_direction":"He finally has a story everyone wants to hear... and he knows it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24039,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Okay focus. Focus. You're in the right building, you're with the right people; what happened?","text_w_direction":"Okay focus. Focus. You're in the right building, you're with the right people; what happened?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24040,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I looked at Wallace and I said \"I quit!\" and as I turned to leave I looked back and I said \"You have no idea how high I can fly.\"","text_w_direction":"I looked at Wallace and I said \"I quit!\" and as I turned to leave I looked back and I said \"You have no idea how high I can fly.\"","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24041,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Stanley","text":"Did you tell him how sick of him you were?","text_w_direction":"Did you tell him how sick of him you were?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24042,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Why would I do that?","text_w_direction":"Why would I do that?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24043,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Well, wouldn't it feel good to tell him that he was incompetent?","text_w_direction":"Well, wouldn't it feel good to tell him that he was incompetent?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24044,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"That he's wasted 15 years of your life?","text_w_direction":"That he's wasted 15 years of your life?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24045,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Meredith","text":"Did you spit in his face?","text_w_direction":"Did you spit in his face?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24046,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"You guys have thought about this a lot more than I have. I just winged it.","text_w_direction":"You guys have thought about this a lot more than I have. I just winged it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24047,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"I love a good quitting story. It makes me feel like I have control over my own life. Gives me hope. Maybe I will have one of own someday. But I dream... so...","text_w_direction":"I love a good quitting story. It makes me feel like I have control over my own life. Gives me hope. Maybe I will have one of own someday. [laughs] But I dream... so...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24048,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"About a week ago, Michael gave his 2-week notice. And, surprisingly there is a very big difference between Michael trying and Michael not trying.","text_w_direction":"[Michael has a 'sticky-hand' toy and snags a paper off Jim's desk and then laughs] About a week ago, Michael gave his 2-week notice. And, surprisingly there is a very big difference between Michael trying and Michael not trying.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24049,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"Michael is that scotch?","text_w_direction":"Michael is that scotch?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24050,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Scotch with Splenda. Tastes like Splenda, gets you drunk like scotch. Clinky, clinky-clink. Come-on... come on, come on.","text_w_direction":"Scotch with Splenda. Tastes like Splenda, gets you drunk like scotch. [in Oscar's ear] Clinky, clinky-clink. Come-on... come on, come on.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24051,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"What am I gonna do? I'll tell ya what I'm gonna do. I gonna do a little bit of this, a little bit of that. I gonna stay up all day. Gonna sleep it up all night. I'm gonna give it a OHH! HEY! HO! And I'm going to stop worrying about calories.","text_w_direction":"[slightly drunk] What am I gonna do? I'll tell ya what I'm gonna do. I gonna do a little bit of this, a little bit of that. I gonna stay up all day. Gonna sleep it up all night. I'm gonna give it a OHH! HEY! HO! And I'm going to stop worrying about calories.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24052,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Stanley","text":"Maybe you should go into your office, close the door, and make some calls about jobs?","text_w_direction":"Maybe you should go into your office, close the door, and make some calls about jobs?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24053,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I have a job.","text_w_direction":"I have a job.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24054,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"For four more days.","text_w_direction":"For four more days.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24055,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Do you have any leads on a job?","text_w_direction":"Do you have any leads on a job?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24056,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Pam, what you don't understand is that at my level you just don't look in the want-ads for a job. You are head-hunted.","text_w_direction":"Pam, what you don't understand is that at my level you just don't look in the want-ads for a job. You are head-hunted.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24057,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"You called any headhunters?","text_w_direction":"You called any headhunters?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24058,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Any good headhunter knows I am available.","text_w_direction":"Any good headhunter knows I am available.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24059,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Any really good headhunter would storm your village at sunset with overwhelming force and cut off your head with a ceremonial knife,","text_w_direction":"Any really good headhunter would storm your village at sunset with overwhelming force and cut off your head with a ceremonial knife,","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24060,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Right, cause that's what we are talking about.","text_w_direction":"Right, cause that's what we are talking about.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24061,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Charles","text":"Uh, I need you to go over this client list and indicate any wrong or false data.","text_w_direction":"Uh, I need you to go over this client list and indicate any wrong or false data.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24062,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"You're 'I need you to' is my command.","text_w_direction":"You're 'I need you to' is my command.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24063,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Charles","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24064,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Hey Michael...","text_w_direction":"Hey Michael...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24065,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24066,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Can I talk to you a minute?","text_w_direction":"Can I talk to you a minute?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24067,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"You can talk to me for as long as you want. I have all the time in the world. Oh God! Blech! Phyllis!","text_w_direction":"You can talk to me for as long as you want. I have all the time in the world. [eats some spaghetti] Oh God! Blech! Phyllis!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24068,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"I just wanted to tell you that... Oh What? What's that?","text_w_direction":"I just wanted to tell you that... Oh What? [takes a present out from behind his back] What's that?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24069,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Oh! Hey. What is this about?","text_w_direction":"Oh! Hey. What is this about?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24070,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Um, you know, cause your leaving and so, it's a farewell...","text_w_direction":"Um, you know, cause your leaving and so, it's a farewell...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24071,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24072,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"I hope I get to work with you someday again.","text_w_direction":"I hope I get to work with you someday again.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24073,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Me too, me too. Is this wine?","text_w_direction":"Me too, me too. Is this wine?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24074,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Ah... busted. Yes","text_w_direction":"Ah... busted. Yes","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24075,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I already have wine.","text_w_direction":"I already have wine.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24076,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24077,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Isaac","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"[interviewee enters office] Hello.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24078,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24079,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Isaac","text":"Isaac Silby here for the interview","text_w_direction":"Isaac Silby here for the interview","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24080,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Uh, yes. Please have a seat. It'll be a few minutes.","text_w_direction":"Uh, yes. Please have a seat. It'll be a few minutes.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24081,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Isaac","text":"Thank you. You interviewing too?","text_w_direction":"Thank you. [to Michael] You interviewing too?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24082,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Hmm?","text_w_direction":"Hmm?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24083,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Isaac","text":"Interviewing?","text_w_direction":"Interviewing?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24084,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"For?","text_w_direction":"For?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24085,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Isaac","text":"Regional manager.","text_w_direction":"Regional manager.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24086,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Yes I am.","text_w_direction":"Yes I am.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24087,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Charles","text":"For regional manager I've decided to go with an outside hire. For obvious reasons.","text_w_direction":"For regional manager I've decided to go with an outside hire. For obvious reasons.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24088,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Where you from?","text_w_direction":"Where you from?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24089,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Isaac","text":"Philly.","text_w_direction":"Philly.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24090,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"That's a drive!","text_w_direction":"That's a drive!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24091,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Isaac","text":"Yeah, well this is one of the few places that's hiring. It's uh, its brutal out there.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well this is one of the few places that's hiring. It's uh, its brutal out there.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24092,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[sighs]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24093,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"Pam?","text_w_direction":"Pam?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24094,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Hmm?","text_w_direction":"Hmm?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24095,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"When will the new copier be ready?","text_w_direction":"When will the new copier be ready?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24096,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"I'm working on it Kev.","text_w_direction":"I'm working on it Kev.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24097,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"You said it would be ready by today. And it is today.","text_w_direction":"You said it would be ready by today. And it is today.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24098,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"It'll be ready soon.","text_w_direction":"It'll be ready soon.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24099,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"Soon could mean anything. Soon could be 3 weeks.","text_w_direction":"Soon could mean anything. Soon could be 3 weeks.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24100,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Is that what 'soon' means to you?","text_w_direction":"Is that what 'soon' means to you?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24101,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"Sometimes.","text_w_direction":"Sometimes.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24102,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Then come back soon.","text_w_direction":"Then come back soon.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24103,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"During the course of business, a copier goes though something called 'Normal wear and tear.'","text_w_direction":"During the course of business, a copier goes though something called 'Normal wear and tear.'","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24104,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Creed","text":"I think it's 75 cents.","text_w_direction":"[feeding coins into a vent] I think it's 75 cents.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24105,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"That's a lot.","text_w_direction":"That's a lot.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24106,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Bandit, No! No no no!","text_w_direction":"[Bandit is chewing on wires] Bandit, No! No no no!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24107,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"[dumps coffee all over the copier glass] Oh!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24108,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Yesterday, they delivered the new one. But they didn't set it up. So my day just got a little more interesting.","text_w_direction":"Yesterday, they delivered the new one. But they didn't set it up. So my day just got a little more interesting. [holds up a huge manual]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24109,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Its Monster dot com. Singular.","text_w_direction":"[overhears loud monster noises] Its Monster dot com. Singular.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24110,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. [groaning ceases]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24111,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"You work in paper long enough, you get to know the players.","text_w_direction":"You work in paper long enough, you get to know the players. [dials phone]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24112,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Phone","text":"Hi, you've reached Prince Paper. We are sad to inform you that after 40 years of serving the community we are no longer in business. Thank you for your support. May God bless you. Bye!","text_w_direction":"Hi, you've reached Prince Paper. We are sad to inform you that after 40 years of serving the community we are no longer in business. Thank you for your support. May God bless you. [girl's voice] Bye!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24113,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"What am I gong to do? Uh....","text_w_direction":"[sighs] What am I gong to do? Uh... [chuckles].","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24114,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"PSST! PSST!","text_w_direction":"PSST! PSST!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24115,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah... .you want me to come in your office? Oh.","text_w_direction":"Yeah... .you want me to come in your office? Oh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24116,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, oh okay, okay. Close your eyes.","text_w_direction":"Okay, oh okay, okay. Close your eyes.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24117,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"I would prefer not to.","text_w_direction":"I would prefer not to.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24118,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Just close your eyes. I'm going to start my own paper company.","text_w_direction":"Just close your eyes. I'm going to start my own paper company.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24119,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"You're starting your own paper company?","text_w_direction":"You're starting your own paper company?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24120,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"yeah!","text_w_direction":"yeah!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24121,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24122,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Can you believe... cause I know paper. I know everything there is to know about paper.","text_w_direction":"Can you believe... cause I know paper. I know everything there is to know about paper.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24123,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Do you know the industry is in decline?","text_w_direction":"Do you know the industry is in decline?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24124,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah! Oh God. I practically invented decline.","text_w_direction":"Yeah! Oh God. I practically invented decline.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24125,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Right.","text_w_direction":"Right.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24126,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Right, I know paper, I know how to manage. I have a name, close your eyes.","text_w_direction":"Right, I know paper, I know how to manage. I have a name, close your eyes.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24127,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"No, I did that before, it added nothing.","text_w_direction":"No, I did that before, it added nothing.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24128,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Close them.","text_w_direction":"Close them.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24129,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay. [keeps eyes open]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24130,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Alright, Michael Scott Paper Company. You want in? Do you want to be a part of this?","text_w_direction":"Alright, Michael Scott Paper Company. You want in? Do you want to be a part of this?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24131,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"I am not gonna do this.","text_w_direction":"I am not gonna do this.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24132,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Obviously.","text_w_direction":"Obviously.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24133,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"And you are not going to, either.","text_w_direction":"And you are not going to, either.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24134,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, agreed, mmm, except...","text_w_direction":"Oh, agreed, mmm, except...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24135,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Here's the thing. What I wish for you is that you land a job at a company that A, exists, and B, has a salary. Because they're set up to do that kind of thing.","text_w_direction":"Here's the thing. What I wish for you is that you land a job at a company that A, exists, and B, has a salary. Because they're set up to do that kind of thing.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24136,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Hey hey... what's up Chuck?","text_w_direction":"Hey hey... what's up Chuck?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24137,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Charles","text":"Jim.","text_w_direction":"Jim.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24138,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24139,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Charles","text":"what are you doing?","text_w_direction":"what are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24140,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Nothing, just talking.","text_w_direction":"Nothing, just talking.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24141,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Charles","text":"Okay, Michael handed in his 2-week notice, did you also hand in your 2-week?","text_w_direction":"Okay, Michael handed in his 2-week notice, did you also hand in your 2-week?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24142,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"I didn't... no.","text_w_direction":"I didn't... no.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24143,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Charles","text":"Okay. After you.","text_w_direction":"Okay. After you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24144,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"No I'm staying.","text_w_direction":"No I'm staying.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24145,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Charles","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24146,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Do you want me to translate the German instructions for you?","text_w_direction":"[examining the copier manual] Do you want me to translate the German instructions for you?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24147,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"No, I'm sure they're pretty much the same as the English instructions.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm sure they're pretty much the same as the English instructions.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24148,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Typical American ignorance that got us involved in a war we never should have been in. World War II.","text_w_direction":"Typical American ignorance that got us involved in a war we never should have been in. World War II.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24149,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"That's a really... well fine, Do the German instructions say what this is supposed to do?","text_w_direction":"That's a really... well fine, Do the German instructions say what this is supposed to do?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24150,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Deutsch... let me see here. That is either an incense dispenser, or a ceremonial sarcophagus.","text_w_direction":"Deutsch... let me see here. That is either an incense dispenser, or a ceremonial sarcophagus.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24151,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Hmm...","text_w_direction":"Hmm...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24152,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"My German is pre-industrial and mostly religious.","text_w_direction":"My German is pre-industrial and mostly religious.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24153,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Pam, listen. This order form. Instead of saying \"Dunder Mifflin\" at the top is there any way I could get it to say something else?","text_w_direction":"Pam, listen. This order form. Instead of saying \"Dunder Mifflin\" at the top is there any way I could get it to say something else?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24154,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Like Michael Scott Paper Company?","text_w_direction":"Like Michael Scott Paper Company?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24155,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"You... oh. Somebody has been talking in bed. Pillow talk.","text_w_direction":"You... oh. Somebody has been talking in bed. Pillow talk.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24156,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Hmm... yeah. Listen Michael. Have you really thought this through? 'Cause it's a pretty big risk.","text_w_direction":"Hmm... yeah. Listen Michael. Have you really thought this through? 'Cause it's a pretty big risk.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24157,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"This is a dream that I have had since lunch, and I am not giving up on it now.","text_w_direction":"This is a dream that I have had since lunch, and I am not giving up on it now.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24158,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah... you could give it up though right? And almost nobody would know.","text_w_direction":"Yeah... you could give it up though right? And almost nobody would know.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24159,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Before you got here, I'm the one who landed all these clients. Half of them, at least. I can do it again. I know the market, I know the price points. I'm on it, don't worry. So, how do I do that?","text_w_direction":"Before you got here, I'm the one who landed all these clients. Half of them, at least. I can do it again. I know the market, I know the price points. I'm on it, don't worry. So, how do I do that?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24160,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Well, um, you can scan it, and then you can upload the image, and then you can copy the new image.","text_w_direction":"Well, um, you can scan it, and then you can upload the image, and then you can copy the new image.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24161,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Can't I take some paper and just tape over it with transparent tape?","text_w_direction":"Can't I take some paper and just tape over it with transparent tape?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24162,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah. Good.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Good.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24163,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you very much.","text_w_direction":"Thank you very much.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24164,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Mmm-hmm","text_w_direction":"Mmm-hmm","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24165,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kelly","text":"So that is why I have to leave at 5","text_w_direction":"So that is why I have to leave at 5[/b]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24166,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Charles","text":"You know, you can run this stuff by Toby.","text_w_direction":"You know, you can run this stuff by Toby.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24167,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kelly","text":"Yeah I don't like talking...","text_w_direction":"Yeah I don't like talking... [knock on door]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24168,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Charles","text":"Come in...","text_w_direction":"Come in...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24169,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were with anyone. I just wanted to bring you the brochure on that accounting seminar that I was telling you about. Earlier.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were with anyone. I just wanted to bring you the brochure on that accounting seminar that I was telling you about. Earlier.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24170,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kelly","text":"Yep, we were in the middle of something so why don't you just...","text_w_direction":"Yep, we were in the middle of something so why don't you just...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24171,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Okay, um, actually you know it was so much fun last year. There was a Sunday-bar. I mean I didn't have any, you know, to stay trim.","text_w_direction":"Okay, um, actually you know it was so much fun last year. There was a Sunday-bar. I mean I didn't have any, you know, to stay trim.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24172,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Charles","text":"Did Michael just let anybody in his office?","text_w_direction":"Did Michael just let anybody in his office?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24173,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela and Kelly","text":"Yep! Yeah. He just loved having people, communicating all the time. He was like 'Come on in!\"","text_w_direction":"Yep! Yeah. He just loved having people, communicating all the time. He was like 'Come on in!\"","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24174,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Charles","text":"I am aware of the effect I have on woman.","text_w_direction":"I am aware of the effect I have on woman.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24175,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kelly","text":"So you should be heading back to your desk.","text_w_direction":"So you should be heading back to your desk.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24176,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Okay. Bye Charles. Well you'll let me know. Good bye.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Bye Charles. Well you'll let me know. Good bye.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24177,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kelly","text":"She's such a special person. And she's turning 50 this year.","text_w_direction":"She's such a special person. And she's turning 50 this year.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24178,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I'm starting my own paper company.","text_w_direction":"I'm starting my own paper company.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24179,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"No way!?","text_w_direction":"No way!?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24180,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24181,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"In this climate?","text_w_direction":"In this climate?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24182,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. In all climates. It's going to be worldwide. And I'm looking for some talented salesmen to join me. That's where you come in.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. In all climates. It's going to be worldwide. And I'm looking for some talented salesmen to join me. That's where you come in.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24183,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Ehh... well it's a very intriguing concept, isn't it? Um... hmmm.. Michael is starting his own paper company. What do you think about that?","text_w_direction":"Ehh... [in accent] well it's a very intriguing concept, isn't it? Um... hmmm..[makes weird noises to stall, Dwight enters] Michael is starting his own paper company. What do you think about that?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24184,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Your own paper company.","text_w_direction":"Your own paper company.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24185,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Can you believe it? Well, we'll see, we'll see. It's just a, just a nugget of an idea right now so","text_w_direction":"Can you believe it? Well, we'll see, we'll see. It's just a, just a nugget of an idea right now so","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24186,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Right...","text_w_direction":"Right...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24187,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Potential, lots of potential. yes.","text_w_direction":"Potential, lots of potential. yes.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24188,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"What a courageous venture.","text_w_direction":"What a courageous venture.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24189,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"It's... it's very courageous, very exciting. Um...","text_w_direction":"It's... it's very courageous, very exciting. Um...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24190,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Location is hard for me, with the farm and the responsibilities...","text_w_direction":"Location is hard for me, with the farm and the responsibilities...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24191,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"That's what I was thinking, with the farm, so... You getting to wherever I'm gonna put my thing.","text_w_direction":"That's what I was thinking, with the farm, so... You getting to wherever I'm gonna put my thing.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24192,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay. So yeah.","text_w_direction":"Okay. So yeah.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24193,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"So think about it. Lets put a pin in it for now.","text_w_direction":"So think about it. Lets put a pin in it for now.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24194,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"You know, I would love to put a pin in that.","text_w_direction":"You know, I would love to put a pin in that.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24195,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Everyone, can I have your attention. This is the moment you've all been waiting for. Right?","text_w_direction":"Everyone, can I have your attention. This is the moment you've all been waiting for. Right? [drum roll on copier]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24196,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Meredith","text":"Little Ms. Thing wants attention.","text_w_direction":"Little Ms. Thing wants attention.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24197,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Meredith... Oh... so uh... G-44. It's not ready Kevin!","text_w_direction":"Meredith... [copier has an error] Oh... so uh... G-44. It's not ready Kevin!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24198,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"I'm at a crucial point where I have sunk 4 hours into that copier, and I am not going to let it beat me like that wireless router did.","text_w_direction":"I'm at a crucial point where I have sunk 4 hours into that copier, and I am not going to let it beat me like that wireless router did.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24199,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"","text_w_direction":"[bites his sandwich and notices there is a note in it]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24200,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"You put a note in my food?","text_w_direction":"You put a note in my food?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24201,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I made it sterile.","text_w_direction":"I made it sterile.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24202,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"Just to say \"sterile\" doesn't make it so.","text_w_direction":"Just to say \"sterile\" doesn't make it so.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24203,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I am offering you the opportunity of a lifetime, Oscar. To come work for me.","text_w_direction":"I am offering you the opportunity of a lifetime, Oscar. To come work for me.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24204,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"Do you have a business plan? A funding request? Market research, financials?","text_w_direction":"Do you have a business plan? A funding request? Market research, financials?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24205,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"No, no no.","text_w_direction":"No, no no.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24206,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"You need those things. Most new businesses, they don't make a profit till at least two years. And then your margins will be razor thin. Best case scenario, you don't cut yourself a salary for at least 5 years. Can you go 5 years without a salary, Michael?","text_w_direction":"You need those things. Most new businesses, they don't make a profit till at least two years. And then your margins will be razor thin. Best case scenario, you don't cut yourself a salary for at least 5 years. Can you go 5 years without a salary, Michael?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24207,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24208,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"Five years?","text_w_direction":"Five years?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24209,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, hey, you already have the job. You don't have to convince me.","text_w_direction":"Okay, hey, you already have the job. You don't have to convince me.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24210,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"It's just not prudent Michael.","text_w_direction":"It's just not prudent Michael.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24211,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Stanley?","text_w_direction":"[from inside the restroom] Stanley?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24212,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Stanley","text":"Can't you see I'm urinating?","text_w_direction":"Can't you see I'm urinating?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24213,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Listen, Listen, Stanley. You don't have to answer me now.","text_w_direction":"Listen, Listen, Stanley. You don't have to answer me now.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24214,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Stanley","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24215,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Just... I want you to think about it, I'm starting my own company.","text_w_direction":"Just... I want you to think about it, I'm starting my own company.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24216,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Stanley","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24217,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Oh-okay, you're not letting me finish, and you just lost out on a million dollars.","text_w_direction":"Oh-okay, you're not letting me finish, and you just lost out on a million dollars.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24218,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Stanley","text":"No I didn't.","text_w_direction":"No I didn't.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24219,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"You know what. I had a great time at prom. And no one said 'Yes' to that either.","text_w_direction":"You know what. I had a great time at prom. And no one said 'Yes' to that either.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24220,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"How's it working?","text_w_direction":"How's it working?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24221,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Phyllis","text":"Um, let's see... it's fine.","text_w_direction":"Um, let's see... it's fine.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24222,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Good.","text_w_direction":"Good.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24223,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"I did it. I learned everything about this machine. I know all the buttons, even the inside ones. I know all the error messages. I could do a bound book, in plastic with offset colors. Which feels...","text_w_direction":"I did it. I learned everything about this machine. I know all the buttons, even the inside ones. I know all the error messages. I could do a bound book, in plastic with offset colors. Which feels...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24224,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Charles","text":"Hey Hank, You ready?","text_w_direction":"Hey Hank, You ready?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24225,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Hank","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24226,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Charles","text":"Okay, Michael?","text_w_direction":"Okay, Michael?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24227,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Hmm?","text_w_direction":"Hmm?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24228,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Charles","text":"I can't pretend I haven't seen that. So I am going e to ask you to stand up, walk out. And you can't take anything.","text_w_direction":"I can't pretend I haven't seen that. So I am going e to ask you to stand up, walk out. And you can't take anything.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24229,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, I have immunity. It's my two-weeks...","text_w_direction":"Okay, I have immunity. It's my two-weeks...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24230,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Charles","text":"not if you're starting your own paper company, Michael. Hank...","text_w_direction":"not if you're starting your own paper company, Michael. Hank...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24231,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Hank","text":"Okay Michael.","text_w_direction":"Okay Michael.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24232,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Hank? You really think Hank is going to be loyal to you? Hank, please escort Charles from the building.","text_w_direction":"Hank? You really think Hank is going to be loyal to you? Hank, please escort Charles from the building.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24233,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Hank","text":"Come on man, let's, let's go.","text_w_direction":"Come on man, let's, let's go.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24234,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"I always thought Michael got a bad rap. He's a good guy. And he's super funny. Yeah, maybe I should tell him before he goes. He's all the way over there.","text_w_direction":"I always thought Michael got a bad rap. He's a good guy. And he's super funny. Yeah, maybe I should tell him before he goes. He's all the way over there.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24235,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Well here we are... I would just like to...","text_w_direction":"[to everyone] Well here we are... I would just like to...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24236,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Charles","text":"No, no no no. You're done, Michael.","text_w_direction":"No, no no no. You're done, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24237,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Alright then everybody, I'm outta here!","text_w_direction":"[yelling from Parking lot] Alright then everybody, I'm outta here!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24238,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"What is he doing? It looks like he's saying something.","text_w_direction":"[from behind the upstairs window] What is he doing? It looks like he's saying something.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24239,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"I think he's singing.","text_w_direction":"I think he's singing.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24240,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"I can't believe this is really happening.","text_w_direction":"I can't believe this is really happening.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24241,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"... and I feel free!","text_w_direction":"... and I feel free!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24242,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"And just like that. As mysteriously as he arrived, he was gone.","text_w_direction":"And just like that. As mysteriously as he arrived, he was gone. [Michael sneaks back in the parking lot, and into a back door of the building]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24243,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"The whole office feels darker, you know? It's just a sad dark day.","text_w_direction":"The whole office feels darker, you know? It's just a sad dark day.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24244,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Phyllis","text":"Andy He's gone.","text_w_direction":"Andy He's gone.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24245,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24246,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Phyllis","text":"You don't have to kiss his ass anymore.","text_w_direction":"You don't have to kiss his ass anymore.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24247,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Toby","text":"Michael is like a movie on a plane. You know, it's not great, but it's something to watch. And when it's over you're like... how much time is left on this flight? Now what?","text_w_direction":"Michael is like a movie on a plane. You know, it's not great, but it's something to watch. And when it's over you're like... how much time is left on this flight? Now what?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24248,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Michael?","text_w_direction":"[Michael is Army crawling around the office] Michael?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24249,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Shh shh shh... don't look down, look straight up. Come on please!","text_w_direction":"Shh shh shh... don't look down, look straight up. Come on please!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24250,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"These are for employees only.","text_w_direction":"These are for employees only.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24251,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Angela Kevin, you have to help me out I just need a few things then I will be gone.","text_w_direction":"Angela Kevin, you have to help me out I just need a few things then I will be gone.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24252,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"Michael, why is it that you asked everyone except me, Angela, Creed, and Meredith?","text_w_direction":"Michael, why is it that you asked everyone except me, Angela, Creed, and Meredith?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24253,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I was going to, I wanted to. But I had to start somewhere.","text_w_direction":"I was going to, I wanted to. But I had to start somewhere.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24254,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"But you didn't want to start with us?","text_w_direction":"But you didn't want to start with us?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24255,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"No, of course not. But now I want everybody. Jim! Jim? Buddy, Hey! Buddy, Jimbo? Did you have time to think about my offer?","text_w_direction":"No, of course not. But now I want everybody. Jim! Jim? Buddy, Hey! Buddy, Jimbo? Did you have time to think about my offer?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24256,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"I did have a chance to think about it, but then I thought about something else.","text_w_direction":"I did have a chance to think about it, but then I thought about something else.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24257,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"So which way are you leaning?","text_w_direction":"So which way are you leaning?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24258,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Well it is tempting but I am 100% leaning towards something else.","text_w_direction":"Well it is tempting but I am 100% leaning towards something else.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24259,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Thanks Jim.","text_w_direction":"Thanks Jim.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24260,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Charles","text":"Hey, did anyone see the client list that Michael was supposed to be working on.","text_w_direction":"Hey, did anyone see the client list that Michael was supposed to be working on.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24261,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24262,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Charles","text":"Okay, let me know if you find it.","text_w_direction":"Okay, let me know if you find it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24263,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, Okay, we don't have much time. Just act normal. Don't look at me people. Stop. Don't look down. Don't look down. He's going to see me. Don't look all the way up. Keep it at a normal height. Okay. This is not Michael Scott talking right now, this is your future. Hello, I am your future. You're older, and you are very happy now. Because you went with Michael Scott. Right. So everybody come on down. Lets just crawl out of here together. Alright? Come on! Are you, are you doing your best here? Are you being the best that you can be? Alright. Everybody who's going to go with me I want you to stomp your foot. Okay, alright. Come on. You're coming with me. Come on Phyllis. Here we go, here we go!","text_w_direction":"Okay, Okay, we don't have much time. Just act normal. Don't look at me people. Stop. Don't look down. Don't look down. He's going to see me. Don't look all the way up. Keep it at a normal height. Okay. This is not Michael Scott talking right now, this is your future. Hello, I am your future. You're older, and you are very happy now. Because you went with Michael Scott. Right. So everybody come on down. Lets just crawl out of here together. Alright? Come on! Are you, are you doing your best here? Are you being the best that you can be? [Pam is thinking hard] Alright. Everybody who's going to go with me I want you to stomp your foot. Okay, alright. Come on. You're coming with me. Come on Phyllis. Here we go, here we go!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24264,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Charles","text":"Michael get up!","text_w_direction":"Michael get up!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24265,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Oh God... okay alright. It's time to go it's time to go. Jim, let's go. Come on!","text_w_direction":"Oh God... okay alright. It's time to go it's time to go. Jim, let's go. Come on!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24266,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Charles","text":"Michael, what are you doing?","text_w_direction":"Michael, what are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24267,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I think maybe Hank should be here.","text_w_direction":"I think maybe Hank should be here.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24268,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Charles","text":"Hank? No, I don't need Hank Michael.","text_w_direction":"Hank? No, I don't need Hank Michael.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24269,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"You're going to mess with me, is that what you're going to do? I'll tell you something Charles, I don't even care. Cause I've got nothing got lose. Oh my God, OH GOD! No no, all right. Fine, it's not even worth it.","text_w_direction":"You're going to mess with me, is that what you're going to do? I'll tell you something Charles, I don't even care. Cause I've got nothing got lose. [Charles steps towards Michael] Oh my God, OH GOD! No no, all right. Fine, it's not even worth it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24270,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Oh no.","text_w_direction":"Oh no.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24271,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24272,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"I'm going with him.","text_w_direction":"I'm going with him.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24273,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"What? Pam!","text_w_direction":"What? Pam!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24274,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"I'm going.","text_w_direction":"I'm going.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24275,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Pam! You can't be serious.","text_w_direction":"Pam! You can't be serious.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24276,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, wait! I'm coming with you.","text_w_direction":"Michael, wait! I'm coming with you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24277,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"You are?","text_w_direction":"You are?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24278,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24279,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. It's going to be great.","text_w_direction":"Okay. It's going to be great.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24280,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Great. Uh, except, I don't want to be a receptionist anymore.","text_w_direction":"Great. Uh, except, I don't want to be a receptionist anymore.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24281,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Right... Executive assistant.","text_w_direction":"Right... Executive assistant.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24282,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Salesman.","text_w_direction":"Salesman.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24283,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Alright, okay. Deal! Okay, well... Jim?","text_w_direction":"Alright, okay. Deal! Okay, well... Jim?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24284,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Still no.","text_w_direction":"Still no.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24285,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Well, okay, lets go.","text_w_direction":"Well, okay, lets go.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24286,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, all my stuff is still upstairs so...","text_w_direction":"Oh, all my stuff is still upstairs so...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24287,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Are people watching?","text_w_direction":"Are people watching?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24288,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Probably.","text_w_direction":"Probably.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24289,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Michael, its not how you leave in an office. It how you...","text_w_direction":"Michael, its not how you leave in an office. It how you...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24290,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Jim Jim Jim... we're having a company meeting here.","text_w_direction":"Jim Jim Jim... we're having a company meeting here.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24291,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"I'll bring your stuff home. Okay, bye.","text_w_direction":"I'll bring your stuff home. Okay, bye.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24292,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, see you later.","text_w_direction":"Okay, see you later.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24293,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Bye.","text_w_direction":"Bye.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24294,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Charles","text":"So, we had a personnel change today. Shouldn't effect our day to day. But, until we get a new receptionist I want Kevin on the phones.","text_w_direction":"So, we had a personnel change today. Shouldn't effect our day to day. But, until we get a new receptionist I want Kevin on the phones.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24295,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"Phones?","text_w_direction":"Phones?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24296,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Charles","text":"Also, there has been too much wasted time. So Stanley.","text_w_direction":"Also, there has been too much wasted time. So Stanley.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24297,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Stanley","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"[holding a crossword puzzle] Yes.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24298,"season":5,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Two Weeks","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Charles","text":"Yeah, I want you to be on top of that okay? I want you to be my productivity czar. Okay, good. Uh, okay that it on my list. So uh, you know, no excuses guys. Lets get going okay?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I want you to be on top of that okay? I want you to be my productivity czar. Okay, good. Uh, okay that it on my list. So uh, you know, no excuses guys. Lets get going okay? [everyone leaves except Kevin and Stanley, who are sitting stunned in their chairs]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1864,"air_date":"2009-03-26"}
{"index":24299,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"You gonna answer that, Kev?","text_w_direction":"[phone ringing] You gonna answer that, Kev?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24300,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, right. Thanks. Dunder Mifflin, this is Kevin. Please hold while I transfer you. Oscar, your mom!","text_w_direction":"Oh, right. Thanks. [reading off index card] Dunder Mifflin, this is Kevin. Please hold while I transfer you. [cupping the mouthpiece, yelling] Oscar, your mom!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24301,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Charles is having Kevin cover the phones for a while. How do I say this diplomatically? I think Kevin is doing exactly as well as anyone might have expected someone like him to perform in a position like that.","text_w_direction":"Charles is having Kevin cover the phones for a while. How do I say this diplomatically? [pause] I think Kevin is doing exactly as well as anyone might have expected someone like him to perform in a position like that.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24302,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Please hold. Andy! Phone call.","text_w_direction":"Please hold. [cupping mouthpiece and holding out the phone] Andy! Phone call.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24303,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"No. Stay there. Kev, thought we nailed the whole transfer thing earlier.","text_w_direction":"No. [Andy gets up from his desk] Stay there. Kev, thought we nailed the whole transfer thing earlier.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24304,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah, I wrote it on my hand... but then I washed it.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I wrote it on my hand... but then I washed it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24305,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"It is transfer, extension, and then transfer again.","text_w_direction":"It is transfer, extension, and then transfer again.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24306,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Okay. Andy, get ready. Transfer. Extension. Transfer.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Andy, get ready. [muttering] Transfer. Extension. Transfer.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24307,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Here we go.","text_w_direction":"Here we go. [Meredith's phone rings. Jim and Andy groan.]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24308,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, man!","text_w_direction":"Oh, man!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24309,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"It is 1-3-4, Kev!","text_w_direction":"It is 1-3-4, Kev! [Kevin runs to the phone]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24310,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Kev, c'mon.","text_w_direction":"Kev, c'mon.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24311,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Hustle!","text_w_direction":"Hustle!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24312,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Hold it.","text_w_direction":"Hold it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24313,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"You are murdering the Nard-dog!","text_w_direction":"You are murdering the Nard-dog!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24314,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"This is Kevin. Please hold and I will transfer you.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] This is Kevin. Please hold and I will transfer you. [Phyllis's phone rings]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24315,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"You're bad at this too!","text_w_direction":"You're bad at this too!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24316,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Just... don't answer that call!","text_w_direction":"[running to the phone] Just... don't answer that call!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24317,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"Just transfer the damn call.","text_w_direction":"Just transfer the damn call.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24318,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Your call is very important to us. Ple-","text_w_direction":"Your call is very important to us. Ple-[Andy's phone rings]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24319,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Hey-o!","text_w_direction":"Hey-o! [applauding and cheering]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24320,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Way to go.","text_w_direction":"Way to go.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24321,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"My maid died.","text_w_direction":"My maid died.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24322,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Today is my first day at my new job at Michael Scott Paper Company Incorporated. You know, Apple Computers started in a garage. And we're starting in a condo. So we already have a leg up on Apple. Look, it's official!","text_w_direction":"Today is my first day at my new job at Michael Scott Paper Company Incorporated. You know, Apple Computers started in a garage. And we're starting in a condo. So we already have a leg up on Apple. [picks up piece of mail] Look, it's official! [door opens, Michael is in a bath robe]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24323,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, good. My hooker's here. Hi.","text_w_direction":"Oh, good. My hooker's here. [laughs] Hi.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24324,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, you were expecting me, right?","text_w_direction":"Michael, you were expecting me, right?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24325,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yes I was. Yes I was.","text_w_direction":"Yes I was. Yes I was.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24326,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Are you wearing anything under the robe?","text_w_direction":"Are you wearing anything under the robe?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24327,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"That is inappropriate, Pam. Come on in.","text_w_direction":"That is inappropriate, Pam. Come on in.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24328,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"This looks great, Michael.","text_w_direction":"This looks great, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24329,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you. Would you like some french toast?","text_w_direction":"Thank you. Would you like some french toast?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24330,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Yes, please.","text_w_direction":"Yes, please.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24331,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"What shape?","text_w_direction":"What shape?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24332,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"... Square is fine.","text_w_direction":"... Square is fine.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24333,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24334,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Charles","text":"Just want to fill you in on a few details. As you know, I will be running the branch while we search for Michael's replacement. So please feel free to come to me with any questions or concerns. Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Just want to fill you in on a few details. As you know, I will be running the branch while we search for Michael's replacement. So please feel free to come to me with any questions or concerns. [Kelly raises hand] Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24335,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"Where will you be staying while you're in Scranton?","text_w_direction":"Where will you be staying while you're in Scranton?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24336,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Charles","text":"Eh, uh, in a hotel.","text_w_direction":"Eh, uh, in a hotel.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24337,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Charles, where were you born?","text_w_direction":"Charles, where were you born?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24338,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Charles","text":"Actually, I meant questions more about the day-to-day operations of the company. Kay. Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Actually, I meant questions more about the day-to-day operations of the company. Kay. [Andy raises hand] Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24339,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"How are operations of the company? Just, day-to day.","text_w_direction":"How are operations of the company? Just, day-to day.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24340,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Charles","text":"Okay, let's go over non-discretionary cuts. Okay, guys? Thank you. So, umm...","text_w_direction":"Okay, let's go over non-discretionary cuts. Okay, guys? [Charles sees Stanley with his crossword, Charles stares and he puts it away] Thank you. So, umm...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24341,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Would you please stop that?","text_w_direction":"[whispering] Would you please stop that?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24342,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24343,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"You're breathing very heavily.","text_w_direction":"You're breathing very heavily.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24344,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"This is how I breathe.","text_w_direction":"This is how I breathe.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24345,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"No it's not.","text_w_direction":"No it's not.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24346,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"If you want to tell me -","text_w_direction":"If you want to tell me -","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24347,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Charles","text":"Okay, Jim Halpert. I need your eyes up front.","text_w_direction":"Okay, Jim Halpert. I need your eyes up front.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24348,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Oh no. I was just -","text_w_direction":"Oh no. I was just -","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24349,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Charles","text":"No. Hey, hey. I just want to hear \"yes\".","text_w_direction":"No. Hey, hey. I just want to hear \"yes\".","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24350,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"... Yes.","text_w_direction":"... Yes.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24351,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Charles","text":"Good. As I was saying...","text_w_direction":"Good. As I was saying...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24352,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh no! The new boss does not find Jim adorable! Ohhhh!","text_w_direction":"Oh no! The new boss does not find Jim adorable! Ohhhh! [smiles]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24353,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"So, what do you say we get started?","text_w_direction":"So, what do you say we get started?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24354,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"After breakfast.","text_w_direction":"After breakfast.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24355,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I'm full.","text_w_direction":"I'm full.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24356,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"So how you feeling about the new company?","text_w_direction":"So how you feeling about the new company?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24357,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I feel good. Wow.","text_w_direction":"I feel good. [sees a huge pile of French toast] Wow.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24358,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"You excited? About the new company?","text_w_direction":"You excited? About the new company?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24359,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah. I'm excited to start the company.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I'm excited to start the company.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24360,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"After breakfast.","text_w_direction":"After breakfast.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24361,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"We did that. So, what's next? Michael, just stop for a second. Michael. Stop for a second.","text_w_direction":"We did that. So, what's next? Michael, just stop for a second. [reaches out to take the whisk] Michael. Stop for a second.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24362,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No, I'm whipping them.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm whipping them.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24363,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"No, I know you are.","text_w_direction":"No, I know you are.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24364,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Just let go.","text_w_direction":"Just let go.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24365,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Just let me have... Oh.","text_w_direction":"Just let me have... Oh.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24366,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Let go, please. Just gimmee -","text_w_direction":"Let go, please. Just gimmee -","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24367,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Fine! Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.","text_w_direction":"Fine! [eggs splatter all over his robe] Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24368,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I can't do this! This is pathetic, isn't it? I am such an idiot. I gave up the only job I ever loved to do this? I have egg in my Crocs.","text_w_direction":"I can't do this! This is pathetic, isn't it? I am such an idiot. I gave up the only job I ever loved to do this? I have egg in my Crocs.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24369,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"I never see him drink. I never see him eat.","text_w_direction":"I never see him drink. I never see him eat.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24370,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"I don't think he even uses the bathroom.","text_w_direction":"I don't think he even uses the bathroom.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24371,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Creed","text":"Oh, he does. He does.","text_w_direction":"Oh, he does. He does.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24372,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I feel weak today. Felt much stronger yesterday. Like Benjamin Button in reverse.","text_w_direction":"[doing situps] I feel weak today. Felt much stronger yesterday. Like Benjamin Button in reverse.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24373,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"You know, Michael. When I feel overwhelmed -","text_w_direction":"You know, Michael. When I feel overwhelmed -","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24374,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I'm not overwhelmed, Pam.","text_w_direction":"I'm not overwhelmed, Pam.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24375,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I know! No, I'm saying that when I feel overwhelmed, something I like to do is make a list. Make a list of things to do and then start with the easy stuff.","text_w_direction":"I know! No, I'm saying that when I feel overwhelmed, something I like to do is make a list. Make a list of things to do and then start with the easy stuff.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24376,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Micheal","text":"Whatever calms you down.","text_w_direction":"Whatever calms you down.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24377,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, first, work out. And, hey! Look! You did that. Check. Eat an enormous breakfast. Check.","text_w_direction":"Okay, first, work out. And, hey! Look! You did that. Check. [Michael doing leg lifts] Eat an enormous breakfast. Check.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24378,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Don't patronize me, Pam.","text_w_direction":"Don't patronize me, Pam.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24379,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I think you should get dressed.","text_w_direction":"I think you should get dressed.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24380,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I'm not getting dressed. I'm not getting dressed. I have too many things to do before I get dressed. I need to find a hundred clients.","text_w_direction":"I'm not getting dressed. I'm not getting dressed. I have too many things to do before I get dressed. I need to find a hundred clients.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24381,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, that seems impossible.","text_w_direction":"Michael, that seems impossible.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24382,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"It's totally impossible!","text_w_direction":"It's totally impossible!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24383,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"We need to come up with one realistic thing that we could do today.","text_w_direction":"We need to come up with one realistic thing that we could do today.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24384,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Assemble a sales team. A dream team.","text_w_direction":"Assemble a sales team. A dream team.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24385,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24386,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, Ryan.","text_w_direction":"Okay, Ryan.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24387,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"No. What? Why?","text_w_direction":"No. What? Why?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24388,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"He's everything I'm not and everything I am. He's the whole package.","text_w_direction":"He's everything I'm not and everything I am. He's the whole package.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24389,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"No. We're not gonna hire Ryan.","text_w_direction":"No. We're not gonna hire Ryan.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24390,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Umm... Oh! Vikram! Best salesman I've ever met.","text_w_direction":"Umm... Oh! Vikram! Best salesman I've ever met.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24391,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24392,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"He worked at that telemarketing place.","text_w_direction":"He worked at that telemarketing place.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24393,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"We'll find him.","text_w_direction":"We'll find him.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24394,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Oh also, we have a meeting this afternoon with a potential investor.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Oh also, we have a meeting this afternoon with a potential investor.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24395,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24396,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24397,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"We have an investor already?","text_w_direction":"We have an investor already?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24398,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Maybe. Barbara Keebis. She invests in local businesses. And I am putting together a little presentation for her.","text_w_direction":"Maybe. Barbara Keebis. She invests in local businesses. And I am putting together a little presentation for her.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24399,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, that's fantastic.","text_w_direction":"Michael, that's fantastic.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24400,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, I guess it's not so bad. Got a few things cookin'. Umm...","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I guess it's not so bad. Got a few things cookin'. [sits down in robe, legs spread wide] Umm...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24401,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Hey! We need to get you dressed!","text_w_direction":"Hey! We need to get you dressed!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24402,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I have doubts about this too. But when one person freaks out, sometimes it weirdly makes the other one calmer. That's one thing I've learned about relationships. I hate that I just used the word relationship. Hey! You look great! Let's go!","text_w_direction":"I have doubts about this too. But when one person freaks out, sometimes it weirdly makes the other one calmer. That's one thing I've learned about relationships. I hate that I just used the word relationship. [Michael comes out in a suit] Hey! You look great! [checks something off her list] Let's go!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24403,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24404,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"","text_w_direction":"[laughing at something on his computer]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24405,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Charles","text":"You a soccer fan?","text_w_direction":"You a soccer fan?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24406,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Oh. Oh my God. I'm so embarrassed. You weren't supposed to see this. This is like my secret obsession.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Oh my God. I'm so embarrassed. You weren't supposed to see this. This is like my secret obsession.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24407,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Charles","text":"Well, that makes two of us.","text_w_direction":"Well, that makes two of us.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24408,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"No way!","text_w_direction":"No way!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24409,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Charles","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24410,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"I hate soccer. But guess who doesn't hate soccer? Charles Miner.","text_w_direction":"I hate soccer. But guess who doesn't hate soccer? Charles Miner.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24411,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Charles","text":"I was actually in Germany for the 2006 World Cup Finals.","text_w_direction":"I was actually in Germany for the 2006 World Cup Finals.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24412,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Ahhh. You b*st*rd! That shoulda been me!","text_w_direction":"Ahhh. You b*st*rd! That shoulda been me!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24413,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Charles","text":"Yeah, I love the sport. I love the sport. Alright, man.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I love the sport. I love the sport. Alright, man.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24414,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Cool!","text_w_direction":"Cool!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24415,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"I've never been a kiss up. I - it's just not how I operate. I mean, I've always subscribed to the idea that if you really want to impress your boss, you go in there and you do mediocre work. Half-heartedly.","text_w_direction":"I've never been a kiss up. I - it's just not how I operate. I mean, I've always subscribed to the idea that if you really want to impress your boss, you go in there and you do mediocre work. Half-heartedly.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24416,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Next on the list - open the mail.","text_w_direction":"Next on the list - open the mail.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24417,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh. Wow. \"Michael Scott Paper Company.\" Okay. Very official. \"Dear Mr. Scott. Please be advised that it is in violation of your condominium agreement to conduct a business headquartered in your residence. The penalty, a forfeiture of residence.\"","text_w_direction":"Oh. Wow. \"Michael Scott Paper Company.\" Okay. Very official. \"Dear Mr. Scott. Please be advised that it is in violation of your condominium agreement to conduct a business headquartered in your residence. The penalty, a forfeiture of residence.\"","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24418,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"No, okay. It's fine. It's fine. We're just gonna add \"find office\"...","text_w_direction":"No, okay. It's fine. It's fine. We're just gonna add \"find office\"...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24419,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"How are we gonna find an office? How can we pay for an office?","text_w_direction":"How are we gonna find an office? How can we pay for an office?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24420,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Next on the list -- song parodies.","text_w_direction":"Next on the list -- song parodies.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24421,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Okay. \"Achey Breaky Fart.\"","text_w_direction":"Okay. Okay. \"Achey Breaky Fart.\"","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24422,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Great. Let's sing it in the car.","text_w_direction":"Great. Let's sing it in the car.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24423,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No! No No. No. \"My Stumps.\" Like \"My Humps\" but a guy with no legs.","text_w_direction":"No! No No. No. \"My Stumps.\" Like \"My Humps\" but a guy with no legs.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24424,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24425,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"We can do this.","text_w_direction":"We can do this.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24426,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"We can do this.","text_w_direction":"We can do this.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24427,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Whoa! And he just goes, \"Boom\". Goal!","text_w_direction":"Whoa! And he just goes, \"Boom\". [kicking motion] Goal!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24428,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Charles","text":"Yep. Yep. That's Pele.","text_w_direction":"Yep. Yep. That's Pele.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24429,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"You know your soccer, man.","text_w_direction":"You know your soccer, man.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24430,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Charles","text":"I know. Yes I do.","text_w_direction":"I know. Yes I do.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24431,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"I prefer Maradona. Uhhh... Diego Maradona.","text_w_direction":"I prefer [looks down at palms] Maradona. Uhhh... Diego Maradona.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24432,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Charles","text":"Oh yeah?","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24433,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"From Argentina.","text_w_direction":"From Argentina.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24434,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Charles","text":"I didn't know we had so many, uh, soccer fans in the office.","text_w_direction":"I didn't know we had so many, uh, soccer fans in the office.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24435,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"I mean, to be fair, I was the first one to talk about it, but...","text_w_direction":"I mean, to be fair, I was the first one to talk about it, but...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24436,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Charles","text":"What about you, Jim? You a fan of the game?","text_w_direction":"What about you, Jim? You a fan of the game?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24437,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, no. Nope. Not really.","text_w_direction":"Uh, no. Nope. Not really.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24438,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Charles","text":"Well, it's not for everybody I suppose.","text_w_direction":"Well, it's not for everybody I suppose. [Andy laughs]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24439,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"It's 'cause I'm more of a player.","text_w_direction":"It's 'cause I'm more of a player.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24440,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Charles","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24441,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"You bet.","text_w_direction":"You bet.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24442,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Really, Jim? I had no idea you played soccer. 'Cause you never, ever talk about it.","text_w_direction":"Really, Jim? I had no idea you played soccer. 'Cause you never, ever talk about it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24443,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Well I do.","text_w_direction":"Well I do.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24444,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24445,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"I play.","text_w_direction":"I play.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24446,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"You can be so modest sometimes.","text_w_direction":"You can be so modest sometimes.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24447,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Well, maybe you should get back to work.","text_w_direction":"Well, maybe you should get back to work.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24448,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Maybe you and Charles should kick the soccer ball around.","text_w_direction":"Maybe you and Charles should kick the soccer ball around.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24449,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Maybe we will someday.","text_w_direction":"Maybe we will someday.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24450,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Maybe you will tonight after work. What do you say?","text_w_direction":"Maybe you will tonight after work. What do you say?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24451,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Charles","text":"That's a great idea, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"That's a great idea, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24452,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Great ideas are just part of what I bring to the table.","text_w_direction":"Great ideas are just part of what I bring to the table.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24453,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24454,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't try and be anything that I'm not.","text_w_direction":"I don't try and be anything that I'm not.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24455,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Charles","text":"What do you say, Jim? Huh? Wanna play some soccer?","text_w_direction":"What do you say, Jim? Huh? Wanna play some soccer?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24456,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim, what do you say?","text_w_direction":"Jim, what do you say?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24457,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Sounds fun.","text_w_direction":"Sounds fun.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24458,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"I'm in it to win.","text_w_direction":"I'm in it to win.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24459,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Game on!","text_w_direction":"Game on!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24460,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Charles","text":"Okay. See you on the field, there, bro.","text_w_direction":"Okay. See you on the field, there, bro.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24461,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Let's... eh... see ya.","text_w_direction":"Let's... eh... see ya.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24462,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Charles","text":"See you on the field. Ha, ha. I can't wait!","text_w_direction":"See you on the field. Ha, ha. I can't wait!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24463,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Yep, I used to play soccer in school. From second to fourth grade. I was on the orange team.","text_w_direction":"Yep, I used to play soccer in school. From second to fourth grade. I was on the orange team.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24464,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"We got Vikram!","text_w_direction":"[Michael comes out with Vikram, arms raised] We got Vikram!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24465,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Vikram","text":"You got me.","text_w_direction":"You got me.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24466,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Vikram","text":"Where are we going?","text_w_direction":"Where are we going?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24467,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"We have a meeting with an investor today.","text_w_direction":"We have a meeting with an investor today.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24468,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yes we do. So, get excited. But I have to go the bathroom real quick. If you'll excuse me, be right back. Ah, okay.","text_w_direction":"Yes we do. So, get excited. But I have to go the bathroom real quick. If you'll excuse me, be right back. [gets out of the car] Ah, okay.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24469,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Vikram","text":"He seems really confident.","text_w_direction":"He seems really confident.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24470,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"He can be.","text_w_direction":"He can be.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24471,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Vikram","text":"Confidence. It's the food of the wise man but the liquor of the fool.","text_w_direction":"Confidence. It's the food of the wise man but the liquor of the fool.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24472,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Hm. I'm looking forward to getting to know you better, Vikram.","text_w_direction":"Hm. I'm looking forward to getting to know you better, Vikram.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24473,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hey. I would like a pair of size nine, please. It's Michael.","text_w_direction":"Hey. I would like a pair of size nine, please. [Ryan is working at the bowling alley] It's Michael.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24474,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"I'm swamped, Michael. Happy birthday to Sally in lane 27.","text_w_direction":"I'm swamped, Michael. [over the PA] Happy birthday to Sally in lane 27.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24475,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, imagine a company that has no memory of your past misconduct because they have no files.","text_w_direction":"Okay, imagine a company that has no memory of your past misconduct because they have no files.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24476,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Vikram","text":"He's taking a long time. Is it possible he's bowling? I mean, you know him better than I do.","text_w_direction":"He's taking a long time. Is it possible he's bowling? I mean, you know him better than I do.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24477,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Yes. Yes, it's possible.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Yes, it's possible.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24478,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Well, it has always been a lifelong dream.","text_w_direction":"Well, it has always been a lifelong dream.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24479,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Michael! What's going on?","text_w_direction":"Michael! What's going on?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24480,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I'm...","text_w_direction":"I'm...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24481,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, Ryan.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Ryan.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24482,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Hey, you.","text_w_direction":"Hey, you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24483,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Excuse me. Yes?","text_w_direction":"Excuse me. Yes?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24484,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"This wasn't on the list.","text_w_direction":"This wasn't on the list.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24485,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, it is.","text_w_direction":"Yes, it is.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24486,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24487,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24488,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"It's not.","text_w_direction":"It's not.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24489,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"It is.","text_w_direction":"It is.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24490,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"When did you add this to the list?","text_w_direction":"[looks at list] When did you add this to the list?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24491,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Pam. Everyone deserves a second second chance. Ryan, just out of curiosity, how much do you get paid here?","text_w_direction":"Pam. Everyone deserves a second second chance. [walks back to Ryan] Ryan, just out of curiosity, how much do you get paid here?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24492,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Sixty thousand dollars a year.","text_w_direction":"Sixty thousand dollars a year.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24493,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"You get paid by the year at the bowling alley?","text_w_direction":"You get paid by the year at the bowling alley?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24494,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"What do you make, secretary?","text_w_direction":"What do you make, secretary?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24495,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Supervisor","text":"Back to work, shoe bitch!","text_w_direction":"Back to work, shoe bitch!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24496,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"I told you guys, I'm really busy here, so...","text_w_direction":"I told you guys, I'm really busy here, so...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24497,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Would you like to come to work for the Michael Scott Paper Company?","text_w_direction":"Would you like to come to work for the Michael Scott Paper Company?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24498,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"What size shoes are you guys?","text_w_direction":"What size shoes are you guys?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24499,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, nine.","text_w_direction":"Uh, nine.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24500,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"What are those, a men's ten?","text_w_direction":"What are those, a men's ten?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24501,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24502,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Look what he's doing.","text_w_direction":"[Ryan grabs some shoes] Look what he's doing.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24503,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"What is he doing?","text_w_direction":"What is he doing?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24504,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"He's stealing them. Okay, okay.","text_w_direction":"He's stealing them. Okay, okay.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24505,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Oh my God.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24506,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"He's already paying for himself.","text_w_direction":"He's already paying for himself.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24507,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Sorry!","text_w_direction":"Sorry!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24508,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Where is it?","text_w_direction":"Where is it?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24509,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Right here.","text_w_direction":"Right here.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24510,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Vikram","text":"Hey, c'mon, guys. These are prime selling hours, you know.","text_w_direction":"Hey, c'mon, guys. These are prime selling hours, you know.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24511,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Charles","text":"Miner -","text_w_direction":"Miner - [kicking a piece of trash]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24512,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, there he goes.","text_w_direction":"Oh, there he goes.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24513,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Charles","text":"...sees his partner -","text_w_direction":"...sees his partner -","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24514,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Yikes.","text_w_direction":"Yikes.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24515,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Charles","text":"Halpert. He looks up!","text_w_direction":"Halpert. He looks up!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24516,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Aw, man.","text_w_direction":"Aw, man.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24517,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Charles","text":"Defending duo! He sets him up! He sets him up. Yeah. Oh-ho!","text_w_direction":"Defending duo! He sets him up! [Jim moves the piece of trash with his hands] He sets him up. Yeah. Oh-ho!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24518,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Oh! Goal!","text_w_direction":"Oh! Goal!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24519,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Charles","text":"Aw, man, I can't wait to play with you.","text_w_direction":"Aw, man, I can't wait to play with you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24520,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Aw, it's gonna be the worst.","text_w_direction":"Aw, it's gonna be the [softly] worst.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24521,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Do you guys want to hear about Thailand?","text_w_direction":"Do you guys want to hear about Thailand?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24522,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh yeah.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24523,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24524,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"It was indescribable.","text_w_direction":"It was indescribable.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24525,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Sounds awesome.","text_w_direction":"Sounds awesome.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24526,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Beat.","text_w_direction":"Beat.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24527,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Vikram","text":"What sort of investing club is this?","text_w_direction":"What sort of investing club is this?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24528,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michal","text":"Vikram, you ask a lot of questions and I like that. Hey, Nana! Hi!","text_w_direction":"Vikram, you ask a lot of questions and I like that. Hey, Nana! Hi!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24529,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Nana?","text_w_direction":"[mouthing to camera] Nana?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24530,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Nana","text":"Michael!","text_w_direction":"Michael!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24531,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"People turn to their families all the time when they need help starting out and if my Nana's investment club can help the Michael Scott Paper Company become a reality, then I'm sure that's what she would have wanted. Does want.","text_w_direction":"People turn to their families all the time when they need help starting out and if my Nana's investment club can help the Michael Scott Paper Company become a reality, then I'm sure that's what she would have wanted. Does want.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24532,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Well I'm sure that you must all have very, very busy schedules, so I appreciate you meeting with us here today. What this is is a business that I have worked toward my entire life. Hey! I have assembled what I believe to be the most exciting, sought-after talent in the industry today. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the dream team. From our very own Scranton, Pennsylvania - Pam Beesly. Pretty Pam is always reaching for the stars and someday, she may just surprise us all and grab one. Meet Vikram. From his humble beginnings as a - stay standing - from his humble beginnings as a prominent surgeon, he risked it all to become the most successful telemarketer in the lipophedrene industry. And do not call it a comeback. The youngest vice president in the history of Dunder Mifflin, and recent bowling alley employee, Ryan Howard is about to make a splash in paper.","text_w_direction":"Well I'm sure that you must all have very, very busy schedules, so I appreciate you meeting with us here today. What this is is a business that I have worked toward my entire life. Hey! [snaps in front of sleeping old man] I have assembled what I believe to be the most exciting, sought-after talent in the industry today. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the dream team. From our very own Scranton, Pennsylvania - Pam Beesly. Pretty Pam is always reaching for the stars and someday, she may just surprise us all and grab one. Meet Vikram. From his humble beginnings as a - stay standing - from his humble beginnings as a prominent surgeon, he risked it all to become the most successful telemarketer in the lipophedrene industry. And do not call it a comeback. The youngest vice president in the history of Dunder Mifflin, and recent bowling alley employee, Ryan Howard is about to make a splash in paper.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24533,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Nana","text":"So let's hear it.","text_w_direction":"So let's hear it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24534,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. I have spent the last 15 years learning the ins and outs of the paper industry. With a lean, mean fighting crew and low overhead, I think I can perform the same business at a much, much higher rate of profit.","text_w_direction":"Okay. I have spent the last 15 years learning the ins and outs of the paper industry. With a lean, mean fighting crew and low overhead, I think I can perform the same business at a much, much higher rate of profit.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24535,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Nana","text":"How do you expect to turn a profit in this economy?","text_w_direction":"How do you expect to turn a profit in this economy?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24536,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"By wanting it more. By working hard-","text_w_direction":"By wanting it more. By working hard-","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24537,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Nana","text":"What's your mission statement?","text_w_direction":"What's your mission statement?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24538,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Mmmm-My mission is stated as follows","text_w_direction":"Mmmm-My mission is stated as follows[/b]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24539,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Charles","text":"C'mon, Oscar. What positions do people play?","text_w_direction":"C'mon, Oscar. What positions do people play?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24540,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Wing.","text_w_direction":"Wing.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24541,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Wag.","text_w_direction":"Wag.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24542,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Charles","text":"Jim. What do you play?","text_w_direction":"Jim. What do you play?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24543,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Left.","text_w_direction":"Left.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24544,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Charles","text":"Forward or half?","text_w_direction":"Forward or half?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24545,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Forward, definitely.","text_w_direction":"Forward, definitely.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24546,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Chares","text":"Okay, striker, huh?","text_w_direction":"Okay, striker, huh?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24547,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Striker!","text_w_direction":"Striker!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24548,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Charles","text":"Let's see what you got in those legs!","text_w_direction":"Let's see what you got in those legs!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24549,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Alright! Let's do it.","text_w_direction":"Alright! Let's do it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24550,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Charles","text":"Alright. No, no, no. That's supposed to be the kickoff.","text_w_direction":"Alright. [Dwight blows whistle in Jim's face] No, no, no. That's supposed to be the kickoff.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24551,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Kickoff. My strategy is to touch the ball as little as possible. Chalk it up to teamwork. Alright!","text_w_direction":"Kickoff. [to camera] My strategy is to touch the ball as little as possible. Chalk it up to teamwork. [to team] Alright! [clapping]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24552,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"And I offer same day, free delivery.","text_w_direction":"And I offer same day, free delivery.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24553,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Nana","text":"Michael, I don't know about this.","text_w_direction":"Michael, I don't know about this.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24554,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Nana. I really think that Papa would want you to do this.","text_w_direction":"Nana. [softly] I really think that Papa would want you to do this.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24555,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Nana","text":"I'm not so sure.","text_w_direction":"I'm not so sure.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24556,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Well what is it exactly? I mean, what, what specifically? We don't - it doesn't have to be paper. We could sell medicine and other...","text_w_direction":"Well what is it exactly? I mean, what, what specifically? We don't - it doesn't have to be paper. We could sell medicine and other...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24557,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Nana","text":"See, this is what concerns me.","text_w_direction":"See, this is what concerns me.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24558,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Old Woman","text":"We could just give him a chance. It's not much money.","text_w_direction":"We could just give him a chance. It's not much money.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24559,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Well... this might not be the right time, but I need more than I originally asked for.","text_w_direction":"Well... this might not be the right time, but I need more than I originally asked for.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24560,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Nana","text":"This isn't a handout club. It's an investment club!","text_w_direction":"This isn't a handout club. It's an investment club!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24561,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24562,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Nana","text":"I love you, Michael. I do.","text_w_direction":"I love you, Michael. I do.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24563,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24564,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Nana","text":"But no. I mean it. No.","text_w_direction":"But no. I mean it. No.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24565,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Vikram","text":"I thought Nana raised some good questions. What kind of a name is Nana?","text_w_direction":"I thought Nana raised some good questions. What kind of a name is Nana?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24566,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"It means grandmother.","text_w_direction":"It means grandmother.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24567,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Vikram","text":"Oh, sweet Jesus. Look, I'm sorry to do this, but can you drop me back at the telemarketing building?","text_w_direction":"Oh, sweet Jesus. Look, I'm sorry to do this, but can you drop me back at the telemarketing building?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24568,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Vikram","text":"You know, Michael? You want to succeed? You got to apply the same-","text_w_direction":"You know, Michael? You want to succeed? You got to apply the same- [Michael slams door]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24569,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Get 'im, Jim! C'mon, tough D, Jim.","text_w_direction":"Get 'im, Jim! C'mon, tough D, Jim. [Charles kicks, ball hits Phyllis in the nose]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24570,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Charles","text":"Oh, my God! Oh wow. Jim, what the?","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God! Oh wow. Jim, what the?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24571,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"Phyllis, Phyllis.","text_w_direction":"Phyllis, Phyllis.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24572,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Charles","text":"Phyllis, are you okay? Are, you okay?","text_w_direction":"Phyllis, are you okay? Are, you okay?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24573,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"No, I swallowed a crown.","text_w_direction":"[muffled] No, I swallowed a crown.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24574,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Charles","text":"Why'd you duck, Jim?","text_w_direction":"Why'd you duck, Jim?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24575,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24576,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, Jim. Why would an experienced soccer player like yourself duck at the very last moment?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, Jim. Why would an experienced soccer player like yourself duck at the very last moment?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24577,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, I'm just gonna go get some ice.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I'm just gonna go get some ice.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24578,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Charles","text":"Does that make you feel better? Huh?","text_w_direction":"Does that make you feel better? Huh?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24579,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"I'm sorry, Phyllis.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, Phyllis.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24580,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Charles","text":"Oh, yeah. Jim's sorry.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah. Jim's sorry.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24581,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Do you get TNT? The station? Do you get TNT?","text_w_direction":"Do you get TNT? The station? Do you get TNT?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24582,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. I have cable and satellite as a backup. Yeah, I know. Two not-so-great things in a row. Ehhhh, well. Stuff happens, right? At least we got Ryan. The Rye-guy. We should call him Rye bread. We don't have to call him that. Unless you like it. We could call him that.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I have cable and satellite as a backup. [to Pam] Yeah, I know. Two not-so-great things in a row. Ehhhh, well. Stuff happens, right? At least we got Ryan. The Rye-guy. We should call him Rye bread. We don't have to call him that. Unless you like it. We could call him that.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24583,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I can't do this.","text_w_direction":"I can't do this.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24584,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"What's that?","text_w_direction":"What's that?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24585,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I can't do this. I had a real job. I sat ten feet away from my fiance. I had health benefits. I was just feeling impulsive. I should have gotten a tiny tattoo on my ankle.","text_w_direction":"I can't do this. I had a real job. I sat ten feet away from my fiance. I had health benefits. I was just feeling impulsive. I should have gotten a tiny tattoo on my ankle.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24586,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Blech.","text_w_direction":"Blech.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24587,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I just keep getting bored. And I let things build up and build up and then I - I, I do something too big, like this. Who does this?","text_w_direction":"I just keep getting bored. And I let things build up and build up and then I - I, I do something too big, like this. Who does this?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24588,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Well you know what? My mom always used to say that average people are the most special people in the world. And that's why God made so many.","text_w_direction":"Well you know what? My mom always used to say that average people are the most special people in the world. And that's why God made so many.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24589,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"We don't have any money. We don't have an office. We don't have anything.","text_w_direction":"We don't have any money. We don't have an office. We don't have anything.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24590,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Well we should make a list. Lists are good. Lists are good. Lists are good. First on the list, let's get you out of the car. Alright. Okay...","text_w_direction":"Well we should make a list. Lists are good. Lists are good. Lists are good. First on the list, let's get you out of the car. Alright. [Pam tosses list out car window] Okay...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24591,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"How come out of everyone in the office, I'm the only one that went with you? Is it because I'm that stupid? I mean, your own grandmother doesn't even believe in you!","text_w_direction":"How come out of everyone in the office, I'm the only one that went with you? Is it because I'm that stupid? I mean, your own grandmother doesn't even believe in you!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24592,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I want you to listen to me. Because I want to tell you the situation that we are both in right now, kay? You quit your job. I quit my job. We both quit. Those are the facts. That's what happened. Now, what are our choices right now? Because you know, kiddo, you quit.","text_w_direction":"I want you to listen to me. Because I want to tell you the situation that we are both in right now, kay? You quit your job. I quit my job. We both quit. Those are the facts. That's what happened. Now, what are our choices right now? Because you know, kiddo, you quit.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24593,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24594,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"So what are our options? Well, we can start this paper company. We can try. Or... that's it. That's our only option. Because we quit. Pam, I do my best work when people don't believe in me. I remember in high school, my math teacher told me I was gonna flunk out. And know what I did? The very next day I went out and I scored more goals than anyone else in the history of the hockey team. See what I mean? I thrive on this. I thrive on it. So I'm gonna go inside. I'm going to make some calls, I'm gonna get us an office space, and I'm going to show you why you joined this company. Okay?","text_w_direction":"So what are our options? Well, we can start this paper company. We can try. Or... that's it. That's our only option. Because we quit. Pam, I do my best work when people don't believe in me. I remember in high school, my math teacher told me I was gonna flunk out. And know what I did? The very next day I went out and I scored more goals than anyone else in the history of the hockey team. See what I mean? I thrive on this. I thrive on it. So I'm gonna go inside. I'm going to make some calls, I'm gonna get us an office space, and I'm going to show you why you joined this company. Okay? [Pam nods]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24595,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"You gotta have some extra space. Philly, work with me here. There's gotta be some sort of secret office that you have... lurkin' around... some awesome, free, keep it off the books... Oh, no. Not there. That would be humiliating.","text_w_direction":"You gotta have some extra space. Philly, work with me here. There's gotta be some sort of secret office that you have... lurkin' around... some awesome, free, keep it off the books... Oh, no. Not there. That would be humiliating.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24596,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I did what I had to do. I stepped in. I took charge. That's what being a man is. And earlier today, I was freaking out. Pam stepped up. She was the man. Don't think a woman can be a man? Well, then that's your stereotype, not mine.","text_w_direction":"I did what I had to do. I stepped in. I took charge. That's what being a man is. And earlier today, I was freaking out. Pam stepped up. She was the man. Don't think a woman can be a man? Well, then that's your stereotype, not mine.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24597,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"[walks into room] Okay.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24598,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I could work here. I could see this.","text_w_direction":"I could work here. I could see this.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24599,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"It's right in the middle of the paper belt.","text_w_direction":"It's right in the middle of the paper belt.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24600,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Are you good?","text_w_direction":"Are you good?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24601,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, I'm good. You good?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I'm good. You good?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24602,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I'm good.","text_w_direction":"I'm good.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24603,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"You know what they say, keep your friends close.","text_w_direction":"You know what they say, keep your friends close. [pointing to office sign where \"Dunder Mifflin\" is listed right above \"Michael Scott Pap\"]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24604,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Charles","text":"Michael, you're back.","text_w_direction":"Michael, you're back.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24605,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, I am, Charles.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I am, Charles.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24606,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Charles","text":"Mmmhmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmmhmm.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24607,"season":5,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Dream Team","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Except this time, you have no legal right to kick me out, because I have started my very own paper company right here in the building. If I were you, Charles Miner, I would watch your step. Because the Michael Scott Paper Company is about to open a big ol' can of whoopass on Dunder Mifflin. Actually a six pack. We're gonna open a six pack of whoopass. He looks scared.","text_w_direction":"Except this time, you have no legal right to kick me out, because I have started my very own paper company right here in the building. If I were you, Charles Miner, I would watch your step. Because the Michael Scott Paper Company is about to open a big ol' can of whoopass on Dunder Mifflin. [Pam and Michael stare him down, he walks away] Actually a six pack. We're gonna open a six pack of whoopass. He looks scared.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1863,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24608,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"It's Britney bitch. And I am back, in the form of a new company. The Michael Scott Paper Company. Okay. Not gonna make this one.","text_w_direction":"It's Britney bitch. And I am back, in the form of a new company. The Michael Scott Paper Company. [tries to parallel park, hits car.] Okay. Not gonna make this one. [drives away revealing plenty of space for the Cruiser]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24609,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"LOVE the hair.","text_w_direction":"LOVE the hair. [Ryan walks up driveway with blonde dyed hair]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24610,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Morning Michael!","text_w_direction":"Morning Michael!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24611,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Hello! They took away my parking space but they can't take away my pride!","text_w_direction":"Hello! They took away my parking space but they can't take away my pride! [awkwardly climbs out of his car]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24612,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I would like to invite you all to come away with me, on a journey. Welcome! To the Michael Scott Paper Company!","text_w_direction":"I would like to invite you all to come away with me, on a journey. [nips mylar ribbon with hedge clippers, it won't cut, he tears it down] Welcome! To the Michael Scott Paper Company!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24613,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"So. I thought we could take the customer on a... Then. Then we could...","text_w_direction":"So. I thought we could take the customer on a... Then. Then we could...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24614,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"You realize you're not actually talking to me, right?","text_w_direction":"You realize you're not actually talking to me, right?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24615,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"And...","text_w_direction":"And...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24616,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Charles","text":"Hey Kelly?","text_w_direction":"Hey Kelly?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24617,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"Yes? Charles, you wanted me?","text_w_direction":"Yes? Charles, you wanted me?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24618,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Charles","text":"Oh, I meant, I meant that Kelly.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I meant, I meant that Kelly. [New receptionist walks in]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24619,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"The new receptionist is also named Kelly. So Kelly Kapoor has decided to hover around my desk, so that she can run into his Charles' office every time he calls for Kelly. She thinks if she says \"You wanted me\" enough, he will in fact want her. It's not the worse plan she's ever had.","text_w_direction":"The new receptionist is also named Kelly. So Kelly Kapoor has decided to hover around my desk, so that she can run into his Charles' office every time he calls for Kelly. She thinks if she says \"You wanted me\" enough, he will in fact want her. It's not the worse plan she's ever had.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24620,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Charles","text":"Oh, and Kelly...","text_w_direction":"Oh, and Kelly...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24621,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"Yes Charles? Yes, you wanted me?","text_w_direction":"Yes Charles? Yes, you wanted me?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24622,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Charles","text":"Okay, I'm gonna call you Kapoor, okay? And you, Hannon.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I'm gonna call you Kapoor, okay? And you, Hannon.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24623,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"If we're changing names, can I be Erin? It's my middle name.","text_w_direction":"If we're changing names, can I be Erin? It's my middle name.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24624,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Charles","text":"Erin. Okay, that's very pretty.","text_w_direction":"Erin. Okay, that's very pretty.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24625,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"Well you know what my middle name is? Rajani Ghana! And I hate it! I hate it!","text_w_direction":"Well you know what my middle name is? Rajani Ghana! And I hate it! I hate it!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24626,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"I thought Rajini Ghanda was a boy's name?","text_w_direction":"I thought Rajini Ghanda was a boy's name?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24627,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"We are in the heart of it. And the surge of water carries our business out to the sea.","text_w_direction":"We are in the heart of it. [Bathroom sounds rattle the small office.] And the surge of water carries our business out to the sea.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24628,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"What should we do now?","text_w_direction":"What should we do now?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24629,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"We wait, and hope that people show up to the pancake luncheon.","text_w_direction":"We wait, and hope that people show up to the pancake luncheon.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24630,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know I think we've done absolutely everything you can do to prepare for the day. I've updated our contacts, I have gotten quotes from suppliers. I have sent out an E-vite for our big grand opening pancake luncheon. Six yeses, one maybe, only eleven noes. Um, and 788 not yet replieds. But of that group, 782 have viewed it.","text_w_direction":"I don't know I think we've done absolutely everything you can do to prepare for the day. I've updated our contacts, I have gotten quotes from suppliers. I have sent out an E-vite for our big grand opening pancake luncheon. Six yeses, one maybe, only eleven noes. Um, and 788 not yet replieds. But of that group, 782 have viewed it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24631,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I am going to need 800 of these, on nice bright paper. It is a coupon for unparalleled customer service.","text_w_direction":"I am going to need 800 of these, on nice bright paper. It is a coupon for unparalleled customer service. [He sets sheet between Pam and Ryan on desk. Neither takes it.]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24632,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"I make that one copy, and I become the girl who makes copies, and by the end of the day I'm receptionist again. And the worst part is, I like making copies. The paper comes out all warm and stuff. And it's cold in there. Cause it's technically a closet.","text_w_direction":"I make that one copy, and I become the girl who makes copies, and by the end of the day I'm receptionist again. And the worst part is, I like making copies. The paper comes out all warm and stuff. And it's cold in there. Cause it's technically a closet.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24633,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"What do you think?","text_w_direction":"What do you think?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24634,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Let me check. Oh nope! Clearly a hunter. Who knows how to throw an outfit together.","text_w_direction":"Let me check. [Pulls out hunting scope] Oh nope! Clearly a hunter. Who knows how to throw an outfit together.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24635,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Thank you!","text_w_direction":"Thank you!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24636,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes, I am taking Andy hunting after work. Not long ago we were sexual competitors. I used to hate him, hate him, hate him, hate him. I studied him, to figure out why I hated him so much. But that blossomed into a very real friendship, as these things often do.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I am taking Andy hunting after work. Not long ago we were sexual competitors. I used to hate him, hate him, hate him, hate him. I studied him, to figure out why I hated him so much. But that blossomed into a very real friendship, as these things often do.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24637,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"You should come into town this weekend man. Yeah, we'll hang out Scranton style.","text_w_direction":"You should come into town this weekend man. Yeah, we'll hang out Scranton style.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24638,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Hey you said you were gonna be out of town this weekend.","text_w_direction":"Hey you said you were gonna be out of town this weekend.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24639,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Please don't listen to my phone calls. Yeah, she's like um, she'd probably be a Six in New York, but she's like a Seven here in Scranton. And then uh, my boss is my old boss from Dunder Mifflin. It's a small space.","text_w_direction":"Please don't listen to my phone calls. Yeah, she's like um, she'd probably be a Six in New York, but she's like a Seven here in Scranton. And then uh, my boss is my old boss from Dunder Mifflin. It's a small space.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24640,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Charles","text":"Hey Jim can I get a, um-","text_w_direction":"Hey Jim can I get a, um-","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24641,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Hi!","text_w_direction":"Hi! [Awkward]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24642,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Charles","text":"Hi. I need a rundown of your clients, can you get that to me.","text_w_direction":"Hi. I need a rundown of your clients, can you get that to me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24643,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Sure!","text_w_direction":"Sure!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24644,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Charles","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24645,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24646,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"What the hell's a rundown?","text_w_direction":"What the hell's a rundown?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24647,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"When did you need that rundown by?","text_w_direction":"When did you need that rundown by?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24648,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Charles","text":"As soon as possible.","text_w_direction":"As soon as possible.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24649,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24650,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Charles","text":"Just get it right.","text_w_direction":"Just get it right.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24651,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. Gotcha. Of course. I'm gonna dive in. To the rundown. I'll be exhausted 'cause it's like a triathlon. Do you want to close this? Close, or keep it?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Gotcha. Of course. I'm gonna dive in. To the rundown. I'll be exhausted 'cause it's like a triathlon. [At door.] Do you want to close this? Close, or keep it?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24652,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24653,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"You know there's a ghost in this office","text_w_direction":"You know there's a ghost in this office","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24654,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24655,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"A woman was murdered on this very floor in 1816. Haddie McGonagle. She was a prostitute.","text_w_direction":"A woman was murdered on this very floor in 1816. Haddie McGonagle. She was a prostitute.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24656,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Why was she in this building?","text_w_direction":"Why was she in this building?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24657,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, this whole place used to be a brothel. There was a tavern on the ground floor.","text_w_direction":"Oh, this whole place used to be a brothel. There was a tavern on the ground floor.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24658,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"That's crazy.","text_w_direction":"That's crazy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24659,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah isn't it? She was bludgeoned to death by the business end of a riding crop.","text_w_direction":"Yeah isn't it? She was bludgeoned to death by the business end of a riding crop.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24660,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Oh my god!","text_w_direction":"Oh my god!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24661,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"It was gruesome. They say she walks these hallways. If you ever feel a tapping on your shoulder?","text_w_direction":"It was gruesome. They say she walks these hallways. If you ever feel a tapping on your shoulder?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24662,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Hmm.","text_w_direction":"Hmm.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24663,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"That could be Haddie. Begging for her life. And it could mean, that you're next.","text_w_direction":"That could be Haddie. Begging for her life. And it could mean, that you're next. [Taps her shoulder]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24664,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh! [Dwight and Erin laugh.]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24665,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Just kidding. You finding everything okay?","text_w_direction":"Just kidding. You finding everything okay?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24666,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24667,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24668,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Just got some ice.","text_w_direction":"Just got some ice.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24669,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Erin Erin...","text_w_direction":"Erin [eerie voice] Erin...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24670,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, this is awkward.","text_w_direction":"Oh, this is awkward. [Andy and Erin 'dance' trying to get out of each other's way]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24671,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Oops!","text_w_direction":"Oops!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24672,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Uh oh! Oh! Oh!","text_w_direction":"Uh oh! Oh! Oh! [Andy improvs musical verbage]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24673,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"So I'll see you guys around!","text_w_direction":"So I'll see you guys around!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24674,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey buddy.","text_w_direction":"Hey buddy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24675,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Hey Ryan? Could you get to that copy from before?","text_w_direction":"Hey Ryan? [Ryan watches Montgomery Flea Market ad on YouTube] Could you get to that copy from before?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24676,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Pam's better at that stuff","text_w_direction":"Pam's better at that stuff","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24677,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"That is so insulting.","text_w_direction":"That is so insulting.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24678,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"How is it insulting to say that you're good at something?","text_w_direction":"How is it insulting to say that you're good at something?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24679,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Because the thing you're saying I'm good at, is pushing a big green button a bunch of times.","text_w_direction":"Because the thing you're saying I'm good at, is pushing a big green button a bunch of times.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24680,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"I'm not judging it, it's like ... I could run GM but I couldn't fix a car. It's not saying one is better than the other.","text_w_direction":"I'm not judging it, it's like ... I could run GM but I couldn't fix a car. It's not saying one is better than the other.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24681,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Seriously? Because it sounds like one of those is better than the other.","text_w_direction":"Seriously? Because it sounds like one of those is better than the other.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24682,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"What the hell?","text_w_direction":"What the hell? [Michael closed his laptop]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24683,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Listen. Listen listen listen listen listen listen. I need someone to make a copy of this. Because I don't make copies, I'm the boss. Got it? I make originals.","text_w_direction":"Listen. Listen listen listen listen listen listen. I need someone to make a copy of this. Because I don't make copies, I'm the boss. Got it? I make originals.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24684,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah I make originals too.","text_w_direction":"Yeah I make originals too.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24685,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Shut up!","text_w_direction":"Shut up!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24686,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Stop it stop it! Bickering! Stop it!","text_w_direction":"Stop it stop it! Bickering! Stop it!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24687,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Really!","text_w_direction":"Really!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24688,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24689,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"Not much? What's up with you? Nah it's okay. I'm in the bathroom. Hey you been watching Damages this year? It's so good. No, you gotta tune in, it's as good as anything on HBO. Hey does blue go with tan?","text_w_direction":"Not much? What's up with you? [from bathroom above] Nah it's okay. I'm in the bathroom. Hey you been watching Damages this year? It's so good. No, you gotta tune in, it's as good as anything on HBO. [sound of pissing] Hey does blue go with tan?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24690,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Would someone just make the copy?","text_w_direction":"Would someone just make the copy?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24691,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"I have like, like a blue shirt? I don't wear a lot of colors, I have a lot of tan. Uh huh.","text_w_direction":"I have like, like a blue shirt? I don't wear a lot of colors, I have a lot of tan. Uh huh.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24692,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Just make that copy okay?","text_w_direction":"Just make that copy okay?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24693,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Seriously? This is what's so important, putting naked pictures on the desktop?","text_w_direction":"Seriously? This is what's so important, putting naked pictures on the desktop?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24694,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"That's me and my friend Jonathan from Thailand.","text_w_direction":"That's me and my friend Jonathan from Thailand.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24695,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"I don't want to look at your friend Jasmine's boobs all day.","text_w_direction":"I don't want to look at your friend Jasmine's boobs all day.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24696,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"You could be hot too if you made any effort. At all.","text_w_direction":"You could be hot too if you made any effort. At all.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24697,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Like how? Dyeing my hair blond?","text_w_direction":"Like how? Dyeing my hair blond?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24698,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"This is from the sun.","text_w_direction":"This is from the sun.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24699,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Oh yeah I bet.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah I bet.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24700,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"They're getting on my nerves Mom. Both of them. R thinks he's too good to be here, and P is not as much fun without Jim.","text_w_direction":"They're getting on my nerves Mom. Both of them. R thinks he's too good to be here, and P is not as much fun without Jim.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24701,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, we can hear you.","text_w_direction":"Michael, we can hear you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24702,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I'm on the phone, please. Mom, I'm gonna have to call you back. P's being a giant B.","text_w_direction":"I'm on the phone, please. Mom, I'm gonna have to call you back. P's being a giant B.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24703,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Okay it's my turn.","text_w_direction":"Okay it's my turn.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24704,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"No don't take that, give that back!","text_w_direction":"No don't take that, give that back!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24705,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Give it back for what? What're you gonna do with it?","text_w_direction":"Give it back for what? What're you gonna do with it?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24706,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"I'm gonna make a spreadsheet.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna make a spreadsheet.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24707,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"You're gonna make another \"spreadsheet.\"","text_w_direction":"You're gonna make another \"spreadsheet.\"","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24708,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24709,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah exactly. It's my turn.","text_w_direction":"Yeah exactly. It's my turn.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24710,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Go make a copy, secretary.","text_w_direction":"Go make a copy, secretary.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24711,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Come on! Ryan!","text_w_direction":"Come on! Ryan!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24712,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"They always say that it is a mistake to hire your friends and they are right! So, I hired my best friends. And this is what I get?","text_w_direction":"They always say that it is a mistake to hire your friends and they are right! So, I hired my best friends. And this is what I get?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24713,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey buddy, what are you up to?","text_w_direction":"Hey buddy, what are you up to?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24714,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Um, nerthing?","text_w_direction":"Um, nerthing?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24715,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Listen, when I saw you talking to Erin earlier, I noticed that your pupils dilated, and your skin flushed, and I'm assuming, a little bit of blood rushed into your pen1s.","text_w_direction":"Listen, when I saw you talking to Erin earlier, I noticed that your pupils dilated, and your skin flushed, and I'm assuming, a little bit of blood rushed into your pen1s.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24716,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Pffft.","text_w_direction":"Pffft.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24717,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, a little bit of blood rushed into mine as well, so where does that leave us?","text_w_direction":"Well, a little bit of blood rushed into mine as well, so where does that leave us?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24718,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"The last thing I want to do, is step on your funk man.","text_w_direction":"The last thing I want to do, is step on your funk man.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24719,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"And I, yours. So I will cede her to you.","text_w_direction":"And I, yours. So I will cede her to you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24720,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"No, that's ridiculous.","text_w_direction":"No, that's ridiculous.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24721,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"No no no.","text_w_direction":"No no no.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24722,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Look you've been here longer, and besides, I'm a better wingman than I am a boyfriend so-","text_w_direction":"Look you've been here longer, and besides, I'm a better wingman than I am a boyfriend so-","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24723,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Look I just want you and I to hang out so, you know. Just, Boom.","text_w_direction":"Look I just want you and I to hang out so, you know. Just, [They Hi-5 badly] Boom.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24724,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Listen up. It has come to my attention that some people in this office are not getting along with other people in this office. And I think I have come up with the reason why. This office space is too small.","text_w_direction":"Listen up. It has come to my attention that some people in this office are not getting along with other people in this office. And I think I have come up with the reason why. This office space is too small.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24725,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Definitely.","text_w_direction":"Definitely.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24726,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. There are ... 4 corners in this room. Each corner is to be a personal space for each one of you. Whichever corner you want. And make it your own.","text_w_direction":"Okay. There are ... 4 corners in this room. Each corner is to be a personal space for each one of you. Whichever corner you want. And make it your own.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24727,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"We could work from home.","text_w_direction":"We could work from home.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24728,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Or you could fire one of us. Whoever has less education.","text_w_direction":"Or you could fire one of us. Whoever has less education.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24729,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Okay guys, thank you for the offers. But I want you to get pumped about this corner idea. All right? 1,2,3- What are we gonna do?","text_w_direction":"Okay guys, thank you for the offers. But I want you to get pumped about this corner idea. All right? 1,2,3- What are we gonna do?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24730,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":".... Corner idea?","text_w_direction":".... Corner idea?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24731,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"No, you're supposed to say, \"Rock the house.\"","text_w_direction":"No, you're supposed to say, \"Rock the house.\"","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24732,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Rock the house!","text_w_direction":"Rock the house!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24733,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"How would we know that?","text_w_direction":"How would we know that?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24734,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Hey dude, you know what a \"rundown\" is?","text_w_direction":"Hey dude, you know what a \"rundown\" is?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24735,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"Use it in a sentence.","text_w_direction":"Use it in a sentence.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24736,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"\"Uh, can you get this rundown for me?\"","text_w_direction":"\"Uh, can you get this rundown for me?\" [impersonating Charles]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24737,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"Try another sentence.","text_w_direction":"Try another sentence.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24738,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"\"This rundown better be really good\"?","text_w_direction":"\"This rundown better be really good\"?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24739,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"I don't know but it sounds like the rundown is really important.","text_w_direction":"I don't know but it sounds like the rundown is really important.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24740,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Charles asked me to do this rundown of all my clients.","text_w_direction":"Charles asked me to do this rundown of all my clients.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24741,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"Why don't you just ask him--","text_w_direction":"Why don't you just ask him--","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24742,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"No. I can't. It was like, hours ago.","text_w_direction":"No. I can't. It was like, hours ago.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24743,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"What have you been doing?","text_w_direction":"What have you been doing?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24744,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Try it in another sentence.","text_w_direction":"Try it in another sentence.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24745,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Last night was crazy. Jojo? Yeah. He did a donut in a parking lot in front of a cop. And then he yells, \"Hey cop, you like donuts?\" then we drive off. No, he just stayed there. I want that new phone. No, the other one. No the other one. No, you know which one I'm talking about it's the one, the one with the awesome browser. No, not that one.","text_w_direction":"Last night was crazy. Jojo? Yeah. He did a donut in a parking lot in front of a cop. And then he yells, \"Hey cop, you like donuts?\" then we drive off. No, he just stayed there. [Pam goes to sit in a chair in the corner.] I want that new phone. No, the other one. No the other one. No, you know which one I'm talking about it's the one, the one with the awesome browser. [More bathroom noises] No, not that one.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24746,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"That's my corner.","text_w_direction":"That's my corner.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24747,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"I thought that was your corner.","text_w_direction":"I thought that was your corner.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24748,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"No, this is where I work. I can't relax in the same corner where I work.","text_w_direction":"No, this is where I work. I can't relax in the same corner where I work.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24749,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"So my corner's the one with the copier?","text_w_direction":"So my corner's the one with the copier?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24750,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Pam, I don't make the rules.","text_w_direction":"Pam, I don't make the rules. [Pam walks out.]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24751,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah. I wish my iPod could make phone calls. No I don't want an iPhone, I know what an iPhone is.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I wish my iPod could make phone calls. No I don't want an iPhone, I know what an iPhone is.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24752,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Charles","text":"You started on that rundown yet?","text_w_direction":"You started on that rundown yet? [Looks at Jim's screen.]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24753,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, this is just something I'm taking a break with.","text_w_direction":"Oh, this is just something I'm taking a break with.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24754,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Charles","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24755,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"I will get back to the rundown, uh, right now.","text_w_direction":"I will get back to the rundown, uh, right now.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24756,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Charles","text":"Okay, great.","text_w_direction":"Okay, great.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24757,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Hey you know what? Do you have a rundown that I could take a look at, just so I know what type of rundown you're looking for ?","text_w_direction":"Hey you know what? Do you have a rundown that I could take a look at, just so I know what type of rundown you're looking for ?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24758,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Charles","text":"Just keep it simple.","text_w_direction":"Just keep it simple.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24759,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Keeping it simple -that's what I'm doing. But I am working hard on this one. Real hard.","text_w_direction":"Keeping it simple -that's what I'm doing. But I am working hard on this one. Real hard.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24760,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Charles","text":"You're working hard? On this?","text_w_direction":"You're working hard? On this?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24761,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"No. Not too hard. Not harder than I should.","text_w_direction":"No. Not too hard. Not harder than I should.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24762,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Charles","text":"Right. I mean why work harder than you should.","text_w_direction":"Right. I mean why work harder than you should.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24763,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"No, I....","text_w_direction":"No, I....","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24764,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Can I help you?","text_w_direction":"Can I help you?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24765,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"No thanks.","text_w_direction":"No thanks.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24766,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24767,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Hey I'm here to see Charles.","text_w_direction":"Hey I'm here to see Charles.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24768,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24769,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Hey Charles.","text_w_direction":"Hey Charles.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24770,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Charles","text":"Hey Pam.","text_w_direction":"Hey Pam.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24771,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"I know you're a very busy man so I'll cut right to the chase. I'd like my old job back.","text_w_direction":"I know you're a very busy man so I'll cut right to the chase. I'd like my old job back.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24772,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Charles","text":"I don't know what to tell you. The job's been taken.","text_w_direction":"I don't know what to tell you. The job's been taken.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24773,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Um, well, I could come back as a salesman. I have experience now.","text_w_direction":"Um, well, I could come back as a salesman. I have experience now.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24774,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Charles","text":"Um.","text_w_direction":"Um.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24775,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Or I could come back as your personal assistant. You know? Sort your mail, set your appointments. I know all the people.","text_w_direction":"Or I could come back as your personal assistant. You know? Sort your mail, set your appointments. I know all the people.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24776,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Charles","text":"Yeah I know.","text_w_direction":"Yeah I know.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24777,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Personal shopper?","text_w_direction":"Personal shopper?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24778,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Charles","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24779,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Well it was great catching up with you. And I'll see you around the building.","text_w_direction":"Well it was great catching up with you. And I'll see you around the building.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24780,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Charles","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24781,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"I'm just gonna sit here for a little bit longer if that's okay. The air smells so good. I don't remember it smelling so good. The chairs are so comfortable.","text_w_direction":"I'm just gonna sit here for a little bit longer if that's okay. The air smells so good. I don't remember it smelling so good. The chairs are so comfortable.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24782,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Oh hey! Stanley, Phyllis. Come on in. Welcome, welcome. Let me give you the tour.","text_w_direction":"Oh hey! Stanley, Phyllis. Come on in. Welcome, welcome. Let me give you the tour.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24783,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"I get it. You need to see more?","text_w_direction":"I get it. [To Phyllis] You need to see more?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24784,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"It's really cute.","text_w_direction":"It's really cute.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24785,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you. You remember Ryan And Pam is around here somewhere.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. You remember Ryan [Stanley laughs deeply] And Pam is around here somewhere.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24786,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"She's upstairs talking to Charles.","text_w_direction":"She's upstairs talking to Charles.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24787,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"What for?","text_w_direction":"What for?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24788,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. [They shrug and leave.]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24789,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Are we staying til five?","text_w_direction":"Are we staying til five?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24790,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24791,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Maybe the Michael Scott Paper Company was a huge mistake. I should leave. I should go, and start my own paper company. That'll show 'em.","text_w_direction":"Maybe the Michael Scott Paper Company was a huge mistake. I should leave. I should go, and start my own paper company. That'll show 'em.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24792,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Get your free pancakes. They are delicious. They are nutritious. They are complimentary. Young sir, would you like a free pancake?","text_w_direction":"Get your free pancakes. They are delicious. They are nutritious. They are complimentary. [Flips a pancake. It's about 8x11 inches] Young sir, would you like a free pancake?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24793,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"I'm texting. I don't want to get my fingers sticky.","text_w_direction":"I'm texting. I don't want to get my fingers sticky.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24794,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Ryan, enough with the texting machine. Come on. And tuck in your shirt, you're the face of this company.","text_w_direction":"Ryan, enough with the texting machine. Come on. And tuck in your shirt, you're the face of this company.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24795,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Hey Pam.","text_w_direction":"Hey Pam.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24796,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24797,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"You sorta disappeared there for a while. Where ya been?","text_w_direction":"You sorta disappeared there for a while. Where ya been?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24798,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, I needed to take care of some stuff.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I needed to take care of some stuff.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24799,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24800,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"That's as specific as I'd like to be.","text_w_direction":"That's as specific as I'd like to be.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24801,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Well, at least you're still being honest with me.","text_w_direction":"Well, at least you're still being honest with me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24802,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"There's the rundown you asked for. I may have expanded some areas that you weren't prepared for.","text_w_direction":"There's the rundown you asked for. I may have expanded some areas that you weren't prepared for.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24803,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Charles","text":"Great. Fax that to everyone on the distribution list.","text_w_direction":"Great. Fax that to everyone on the distribution list.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24804,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah sure. You want to look at it first?","text_w_direction":"Yeah sure. You want to look at it first?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24805,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Charles","text":"Do I need to?","text_w_direction":"Do I need to?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24806,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"No. No, I just wanted to make sure, it was in the same format. So that distribution list is gonna be my...?","text_w_direction":"No. No, I just wanted to make sure, it was in the same format. So that distribution list is gonna be my...?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24807,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Charles","text":"What's that?","text_w_direction":"What's that?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24808,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"The one I have. I'll use the one I have.","text_w_direction":"The one I have. I'll use the one I have.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24809,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Just faxing. My Dad. A rundown.","text_w_direction":"Just faxing. My Dad. A rundown.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24810,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"We're small, but we're eager to make a name for ourselves.","text_w_direction":"We're small, but we're eager to make a name for ourselves.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24811,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Man","text":"Do you have a card?","text_w_direction":"Do you have a card?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24812,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Nope, I don't have a card, but I'll do you one better. A little scrap of paper.","text_w_direction":"Nope, I don't have a card, but I'll do you one better. A little scrap of paper.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24813,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Creed","text":"These are terrible boss. You gotta make them in a circle so that they cook evenly.","text_w_direction":"These are terrible boss. You gotta make them in a circle so that they cook evenly.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24814,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"These are shaped like paper.","text_w_direction":"These are shaped like paper.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24815,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Creed","text":"Well I don't even want these.","text_w_direction":"Well I don't even want these. [Takes the rectangle pancakes out of his coat.]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24816,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"I'll take them for my kid.","text_w_direction":"I'll take them for my kid.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24817,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Country roads, take me home, to the place... Sorry. I like that song. You're good!","text_w_direction":"Country roads, take me home, to the place...[Dwight is strumming the tune on his guitar] Sorry. I like that song. You're good!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24818,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"You're good.","text_w_direction":"You're good.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24819,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24820,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"That was great, but it's just sort of, it's still a little choppy like. But don't worry, it's hard, it took me a while too. It's like","text_w_direction":"That was great, but it's just sort of, it's still a little choppy like. But don't worry, it's hard, it took me a while too. It's like [Andy plays Country Roads on his banjo.]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24821,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Wow!","text_w_direction":"Wow!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24822,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"What? Oh my God you heard that I'm so embarrassed. I'm like so rusty.","text_w_direction":"What? Oh my God you heard that I'm so embarrassed. I'm like so rusty.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24823,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh it's good, you're coming along. It's really technically proficient but really there's no heart or soul in it.","text_w_direction":"Oh it's good, you're coming along. It's really technically proficient but really there's no heart or soul in it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24824,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24825,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey you want to sing with me? Almost heaven...","text_w_direction":"Hey you want to sing with me? Almost heaven...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24826,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight and Erin","text":"West Virginia, Blue Ridge mountain, Shenandoah River","text_w_direction":"West Virginia, Blue Ridge mountain, Shenandoah River [Andy vocalizes]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24827,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"In German! Leben ist dort alt, alter als die Baume, Junger als die Berge, wie eine Brise blasend","text_w_direction":"In German! Leben ist dort alt, alter als die Baume, Junger als die Berge, wie eine Brise blasend","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24828,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight and Andy","text":"Take me home, country roads, to the place, I belong. West Virginia, mountain momma, take me home, country roads.","text_w_direction":"Take me home, country roads, to the place, I belong. West Virginia, mountain momma, take me home, country roads. [Erin leaves]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24829,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Take it Andy! Take me home, to the place I belong, Ba bah dah duh","text_w_direction":"Take it Andy! Take me home, to the place I belong, Ba bah dah duh","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24830,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"You have to stop.","text_w_direction":"You have to stop. [bangs on glass window]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24831,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I once had a dream. That I was eating a peanut butter and tuna fish sandwich. And, let me tell you something it was delicious. So the next day, I decided to make that sandwich. And in real life it is disgusting. It is a disgusting sandwich. And the reason I tell you this story. Pick up the phone.","text_w_direction":"I once had a dream. That I was eating a peanut butter and tuna fish sandwich. And, let me tell you something it was delicious. So the next day, I decided to make that sandwich. And in real life it is disgusting. [The phone rings] It is a disgusting sandwich. [It rings again.] And the reason I tell you this story. [phone] Pick up the phone.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24832,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Dunder Miff...Michael Scott Paper Company, this is Pam. Oh, hi Russell from the pancake luncheon, how are you? Well we'd like to do business with you too! How can we make that happen?","text_w_direction":"Dunder Miff...Michael Scott Paper Company, this is Pam. Oh, hi Russell from the pancake luncheon, how are you? Well we'd like to do business with you too! How can we make that happen?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24833,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Keep going.","text_w_direction":"Keep going. [Whispers]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24834,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Don't tell them we have free delivery!","text_w_direction":"Don't tell them we have free delivery! [Also whispers]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24835,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"We already offered free delivery!","text_w_direction":"We already offered free delivery!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24836,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"They don't know that!","text_w_direction":"They don't know that!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24837,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Um, I can offer you free delivery on any order that you place today. Okay, twenty boxes? I can do... just a second. I can do 20 boxes at 43 dollars a box. Great!","text_w_direction":"Um, I can offer you free delivery on any order that you place today. Okay, twenty boxes? I can do... just a second. I can do 20 boxes at 43 dollars a box. Great!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24838,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Write it down.","text_w_direction":"Write it down.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24839,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Give him a guarantee.","text_w_direction":"Give him a guarantee.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24840,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"A guarantee of what?","text_w_direction":"A guarantee of what?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24841,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Just say the word.","text_w_direction":"Just say the word.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24842,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"And I guarantee, that you will be satisfied! 'Cause your satisfaction is our guarantee! We guarantee it. We look forward to doing business with you too. Thank you Russell.","text_w_direction":"And I guarantee, that you will be satisfied! 'Cause your satisfaction is our guarantee! We guarantee it. We look forward to doing business with you too. Thank you Russell.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24843,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24844,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"I made a sale!","text_w_direction":"I made a sale!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24845,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24846,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"You did!","text_w_direction":"You did!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24847,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24848,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Oh yeah!","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24849,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"We did it !","text_w_direction":"We did it !","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24850,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"She did it!","text_w_direction":"She did it!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24851,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! [Dancing in the office]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24852,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Who would have thought, that the thing that would save this company would be work? And pancakes? In the end, this day definitely had its ups and downs. I realize that we don't have the biggest office. Which is a surprise, because 165 square feet sounds like a lot. But, we have people with the biggest hearts. And I think for a small company that is really Someone went to the bathroom. That is really what's important.","text_w_direction":"Who would have thought, that the thing that would save this company would be work? And pancakes? In the end, this day definitely had its ups and downs. I realize that we don't have the biggest office. Which is a surprise, because 165 square feet sounds like a lot. But, we have people with the biggest hearts. And I think for a small company that is really [flushing] Someone went to the bathroom. That is really what's important.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24853,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Literally every song is better a cappella. Name a song.","text_w_direction":"Literally every song is better a cappella. Name a song.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24854,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Cherry Pie, Warrant.","text_w_direction":"Cherry Pie, Warrant.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24855,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Better a cappella!","text_w_direction":"Better a cappella!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24856,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"No! Really?","text_w_direction":"No! Really?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24857,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah. Name another.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Name another.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24858,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Enter Sandman, Metallica.","text_w_direction":"Enter Sandman, Metallica.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24859,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Better a cappella.","text_w_direction":"Better a cappella.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24860,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Rebel Yell, Billy Idol","text_w_direction":"Rebel Yell, Billy Idol","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24861,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Aw!! Way better a cappella","text_w_direction":"Aw!! Way better a cappella","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24862,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24863,"season":5,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Michael Scott Paper Company","director":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2032,"air_date":"2009-04-09"}
{"index":24864,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Hup!","text_w_direction":"Hup! [throws cheese puff to Ryan who catches it in his mouth]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24865,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Pam","text":"Things are a little slow here. And there's only so much cold-calling you can do in a day. Turns out there's no limit to the number of cheese puffs you can throw at someone's face.","text_w_direction":"Things are a little slow here. And there's only so much cold-calling you can do in a day. Turns out there's no limit to the number of cheese puffs you can throw at someone's face.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24866,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Hup!","text_w_direction":"Hup! [throws cheese puff to Pam who catches it in her mouth]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24867,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Pam","text":"We're getting pretty good at it.","text_w_direction":"We're getting pretty good at it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24868,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"Andy put down a bunch of deposits on stuff for his wedding with Angela, but then she was sleeping with Dwight for... several years. Wait, no, that can't be right.","text_w_direction":"Andy put down a bunch of deposits on stuff for his wedding with Angela, but then she was sleeping with Dwight for... several years. Wait, no, that can't be right.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24869,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Pam","text":"The timeline's messy.","text_w_direction":"The timeline's messy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24870,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"Anyway, now we are going bargain hunting in the haunted graveyard of their love.","text_w_direction":"Anyway, now we are going bargain hunting in the haunted graveyard of their love.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24871,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Andy","text":"This is my solo.","text_w_direction":"This is my solo. [stereo plays Andy imitating bass guitar, a cappella starts singing 'You Can Call Me Al']","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24872,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Pam","text":"I'm confused. Am I walking down the aisle to 'You Can Call Me Al?'","text_w_direction":"I'm confused. Am I walking down the aisle to 'You Can Call Me Al?'","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24873,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Andy","text":"Trust me. You will not be walking. You will be boogie-ing.","text_w_direction":"Trust me. You will not be walking. You will be boogie-ing.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24874,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"I am extremely interested. So, how much will all of this cost?","text_w_direction":"I am extremely interested. So, how much will all of this cost?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24875,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Andy","text":"Well, 12 guys, airfare, three nights in a hotel, food per diem, table up front for merch... $9,000.","text_w_direction":"Well, 12 guys, airfare, three nights in a hotel, food per diem, table up front for merch... $9,000.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24876,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Pam","text":"I don't know. It seems like a lot for an a cappella group from a college we never went to.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. It seems like a lot for an a cappella group from a college we never went to.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24877,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Andy","text":"Did you even hear the music I just played for you?","text_w_direction":"Did you even hear the music I just played for you?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24878,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Pam","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24879,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Phyllis","text":"What's wrong with you?","text_w_direction":"What's wrong with you?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24880,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"These sleeves are cutting off my circulation. Not enough blood getting to my hands.","text_w_direction":"These sleeves are cutting off my circulation. Not enough blood getting to my hands.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24881,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Phyllis","text":"I think you look nice.","text_w_direction":"I think you look nice.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24882,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Doesn't Charles know he's compromising my attack readiness? It's not a dress code. It's a death sentence.","text_w_direction":"Doesn't Charles know he's compromising my attack readiness? It's not a dress code. It's a death sentence.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24883,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Charles","text":"Looking good.","text_w_direction":"Looking good.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24884,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"'Kay, thank you. It's a straight jacket! Okay.","text_w_direction":"'Kay, thank you. It's a straight jacket! [knocks things off shelf with arms] Okay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24885,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"When Michael was in charge, this place was like the Roman Empire. And the Wild West. And war-torn Poland. And Poland. There was just a lot going on, so what you wore to work was the least of anybody's worries. And in that chaos, I soared.","text_w_direction":"When Michael was in charge, this place was like the Roman Empire. And the Wild West. And war-torn Poland. And Poland. There was just a lot going on, so what you wore to work was the least of anybody's worries. And in that chaos, I soared.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24886,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24887,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey. Ed's Tires is thinking of making a change.","text_w_direction":"Hey. Ed's Tires is thinking of making a change.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24888,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Is this good?","text_w_direction":"[gestures to 'Bed & Breakfast' magazine] Is this good?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24889,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"They have some great kitchen ideas.","text_w_direction":"They have some great kitchen ideas.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24890,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Oh. Okay. Ed's Tires, huh?","text_w_direction":"Oh. Okay. Ed's Tires, huh?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24891,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"It's small, I know.","text_w_direction":"It's small, I know.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24892,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"I really appreciate it.","text_w_direction":"I really appreciate it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24893,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Thanks, Michael. Wait, what is this?","text_w_direction":"Thanks, Michael. [Michael palms Dwight cash in their handshake] Wait, what is this?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24894,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"It's for your trouble.","text_w_direction":"It's for your trouble.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24895,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Wh- I don't need $6 to help a friend.","text_w_direction":"Wh- I don't need $6 to help a friend.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24896,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, listen, as a friend, I want you to have this.","text_w_direction":"No, no, listen, as a friend, I want you to have this.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24897,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael, you know I can't take this.","text_w_direction":"Michael, you know I can't take this.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24898,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, I do.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I do.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24899,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"But don't forget you owe me $10.","text_w_direction":"But don't forget you owe me $10.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24900,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"That was four years ago. Why don't you let it go?","text_w_direction":"That was four years ago. Why don't you let it go?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24901,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24902,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Andy","text":"What was up with Pam being all pushy and negative in there?","text_w_direction":"What was up with Pam being all pushy and negative in there?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24903,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"I think she just didn't want a crucifix cake.","text_w_direction":"I think she just didn't want a crucifix cake.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24904,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Andy","text":"It scares me to see you going down a road that I went down.","text_w_direction":"It scares me to see you going down a road that I went down.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24905,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"Am I going down a road?","text_w_direction":"Am I going down a road?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24906,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Andy","text":"When I see her bossing you around like that, it just makes me wonder if this thing really has the legs to go the distance.","text_w_direction":"When I see her bossing you around like that, it just makes me wonder if this thing really has the legs to go the distance.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24907,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"It's so scary how right the things you're saying are. And you're coming at it with almost no knowledge, so of course I trust your opinion on this.","text_w_direction":"It's so scary how right the things you're saying are. And you're coming at it with almost no knowledge, so of course I trust your opinion on this.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24908,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Andy","text":"I know a few things about love. Horrible, terrible, awful, awful things.","text_w_direction":"I know a few things about love. Horrible, terrible, awful, awful things.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24909,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"I was going to use today to purge my inbox, but now something much more pressing has come up.","text_w_direction":"I was going to use today to purge my inbox, but now something much more pressing has come up.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24910,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Ed's Tires. Why don't you tell them that we have fewer clients, so we can spend more time with each of them. Also, try to discuss it over Indian food, and try to mention how you distrust women.","text_w_direction":"Ed's Tires. Why don't you tell them that we have fewer clients, so we can spend more time with each of them. Also, try to discuss it over Indian food, and try to mention how you distrust women.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24911,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Pam","text":"I'm not gonna do that.","text_w_direction":"I'm not gonna do that.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24912,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"That is smart. That would not seem genuine. Ryan?","text_w_direction":"That is smart. That would not seem genuine. Ryan?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24913,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Ryan","text":"I can get there.","text_w_direction":"I can get there.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24914,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Good, you take the lead on this one. Also, do not forget that he has just gone through a messy divorce.","text_w_direction":"Good, you take the lead on this one. Also, do not forget that he has just gone through a messy divorce.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24915,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Ryan","text":"Oh, awesome.","text_w_direction":"Oh, awesome.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24916,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Bring it in. Morning cheer.","text_w_direction":"Bring it in. Morning cheer. [clears throat]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24917,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael, Pam & Ryan","text":"U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi! You ugly, huh huh, you ugly! You mama says you ugly! Hey! Go Michael Scott Paper Company!","text_w_direction":"U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi! You ugly, huh huh, you ugly! You mama says you ugly! Hey! Go Michael Scott Paper Company!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24918,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Pam","text":"I'm here. I'm a part of this now.","text_w_direction":"I'm here. I'm a part of this now.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24919,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"You needed to speak to me?","text_w_direction":"You needed to speak to me?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24920,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Charles","text":"Dwight, take a seat.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, take a seat.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24921,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"I prefer to stand. Less blood clots.","text_w_direction":"I prefer to stand. Less blood clots.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24922,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Charles","text":"Nah, that's weird. You're gonna sit. Great. You know, Dwight, it has been quite a transition for all of us. Are you happy with the way things have been runnin' lately?","text_w_direction":"Nah, that's weird. You're gonna sit. [Dwight sits] Great. You know, Dwight, it has been quite a transition for all of us. Are you happy with the way things have been runnin' lately?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24923,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Do you mean compared to the ways things ran with other bosses? Comparisons are hard.","text_w_direction":"Do you mean compared to the ways things ran with other bosses? Comparisons are hard.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24924,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Charles","text":"I've just been impressed with your performance and I wanted to make sure good work doesn't go unnoticed.","text_w_direction":"I've just been impressed with your performance and I wanted to make sure good work doesn't go unnoticed.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24925,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Your concern is noted.","text_w_direction":"Your concern is noted.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24926,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Charles","text":"Yeah, I like your work ethic. You're so... focused.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I like your work ethic. You're so... focused.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24927,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Like a wolf. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Like a wolf. Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24928,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Charles","text":"And I wanna start givin' you more responsibility. What do you say you and I go out for a drink this week?","text_w_direction":"And I wanna start givin' you more responsibility. What do you say you and I go out for a drink this week?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24929,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24930,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Charles","text":"Definitely.","text_w_direction":"Definitely.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24931,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"It's firm.","text_w_direction":"[sighs] It's firm.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24932,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"I need you to get me the prices that you're charging Ed's tires so I can undercut Dunder Mifflin.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] I need you to get me the prices that you're charging Ed's tires so I can undercut Dunder Mifflin.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24933,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't know that I can do that now. You know, uh, something's come up.","text_w_direction":"I don't know that I can do that now. You know, uh, something's come up.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24934,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Oh n- Is it Mose? Did you put the cover on that well?","text_w_direction":"Oh n- Is it Mose? Did you put the cover on that well?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24935,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"No, Mose is fine. I roped it off. It's not about Mose. Listen, things are changing here, Michael, they're changing fast.","text_w_direction":"No, Mose is fine. I roped it off. It's not about Mose. Listen, things are changing here, Michael, they're changing fast.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24936,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"I'm not following you.","text_w_direction":"I'm not following you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24937,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Imagine... Someone has a personal hero they really wanna help. But then there's this new guy. Very cool, very Will Smith-esque, who would not like it if he helped his hero.","text_w_direction":"Imagine... Someone has a personal hero they really wanna help. But then there's this new guy. Very cool, very Will Smith-esque, who would not like it if he helped his hero.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24938,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Personal hero, cool new guy. Okay, I think I'm getting your drift.","text_w_direction":"Personal hero, cool new guy. Okay, I think I'm getting your drift.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24939,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Good, do you see what I'm saying?","text_w_direction":"Good, do you see what I'm saying?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24940,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Crystal clear. So is this for a movie that you're writing?","text_w_direction":"Crystal clear. So is this for a movie that you're writing?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24941,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24942,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Can I use it?","text_w_direction":"Can I use it? [Pam holds up note saying \"He's talking about you!\"]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24943,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24944,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight, are you talking about us?","text_w_direction":"[Michael dismisses note, Ryan and Pam point to notepad] Dwight, are you talking about us?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24945,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"It is possible that I could be talking about us.","text_w_direction":"It is possible that I could be talking about us.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24946,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Someone could say that it is like the situation that we are in now?","text_w_direction":"Someone could say that it is like the situation that we are in now?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24947,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"It is the situation that we are in now.","text_w_direction":"It is the situation that we are in now.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24948,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"So I would say that the old boss has always been good to Dwight, and he was there first, so he has dibs. You respect dibs, don't you?","text_w_direction":"So I would say that the old boss has always been good to Dwight, and he was there first, so he has dibs. You respect dibs, don't you?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24949,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm not a barbarian.","text_w_direction":"I'm not a barbarian.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24950,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Good. Will you meet me in 20 minutes at the spot?","text_w_direction":"Good. Will you meet me in 20 minutes at the spot?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24951,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"I will.","text_w_direction":"I will.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24952,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight?","text_w_direction":"Dwight?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24953,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes?","text_w_direction":"Yes?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24954,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Is the cool new guy Charles?","text_w_direction":"Is the cool new guy Charles?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24955,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"I've said too much.","text_w_direction":"I've said too much.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24956,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Is it Stanley?","text_w_direction":"Is it Stanley?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24957,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, Andy. You know I've been thinkin about what you said-","text_w_direction":"Hey, Andy. You know I've been thinkin about what you said-","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24958,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Andy","text":"'Noishe.'","text_w_direction":"'Noishe.'","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24959,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"-I just don't know if I can do it.","text_w_direction":"-I just don't know if I can do it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24960,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Andy","text":"That's interesting, because I hear what you're saying is that you want to do it, which means you can do it. Believe me, I broke up with Angela, and I'm like, the happiest guy ever. I mean, I'm so happy. I'm so happy. Like, total freedom, you know?","text_w_direction":"That's interesting, because I hear what you're saying is that you want to do it, which means you can do it. Believe me, I broke up with Angela, and I'm like, the happiest guy ever. I mean, I'm so happy. I'm so happy. Like, total freedom, you know?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24961,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"It's just that Pam gets me through the day, you know? I really rely on her. I'm pretty emotionally needy.","text_w_direction":"It's just that Pam gets me through the day, you know? I really rely on her. I'm pretty emotionally needy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24962,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Andy","text":"And you know what? I am here for you. Let me be your traveling pants. Ah, what'd you do that for?","text_w_direction":"And you know what? I am here for you. Let me be your traveling pants. [imitates punching on Jim's fist] Ah, what'd you do that for?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24963,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"You know that I was doin' this.","text_w_direction":"[both laugh] You know that I was doin' this.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24964,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Andy","text":"Totally.","text_w_direction":"[fist pound each other] Totally.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24965,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24966,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Hello, Dwight. What's with the shirt? Are you alright?","text_w_direction":"Hello, Dwight. What's with the shirt? Are you alright?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24967,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm sorry, Michael","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, Michael","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24968,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Charles","text":"Hi, Michael.","text_w_direction":"[Charles comes from around corner] Hi, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24969,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Oh my God! Run! Run! It's a setup. Setup!","text_w_direction":"Oh my God! Run! Run! It's a setup. Setup!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24970,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Charles","text":"No, Mich-Michael.","text_w_direction":"No, Mich-Michael.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24971,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight, run!","text_w_direction":"Dwight, run!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24972,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Charles","text":"Michael, no, let's be cool, ok?","text_w_direction":"Michael, no, let's be cool, ok?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24973,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"You be cool.","text_w_direction":"You be cool.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24974,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Charles","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24975,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Just-what's going on?","text_w_direction":"Just-what's going on?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24976,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Charles","text":"We need to talk about our two companies, and how we should behave. Dwight tells me you've been pestering him for company info.","text_w_direction":"We need to talk about our two companies, and how we should behave. Dwight tells me you've been pestering him for company info.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24977,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Mm-do... Dwight would not-","text_w_direction":"Mm-do... Dwight would not-","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24978,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Charles","text":"He did.","text_w_direction":"He did.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24979,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"I did, Michael. I was upset about the shirt sleeves at first, but now I'm okay with it.","text_w_direction":"I did, Michael. I was upset about the shirt sleeves at first, but now I'm okay with it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24980,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Charles","text":"Michael, I want you to stop pestering my salesmen, and I want you to leave Dunder Mifflin alone. Do you understand?","text_w_direction":"Michael, I want you to stop pestering my salesmen, and I want you to leave Dunder Mifflin alone. Do you understand?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24981,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"I. Understand. Nothing.","text_w_direction":"I. Understand. Nothing.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24982,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"[Michael storms into office] Wow.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24983,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, are you alright?","text_w_direction":"Michael, are you alright?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24984,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"It was a setup. Dwight told Charles. He told him.","text_w_direction":"It was a setup. Dwight told Charles. He told him.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24985,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Pam","text":"Tell us what you're talking about.","text_w_direction":"Tell us what you're talking about.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24986,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24987,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"It's like, a girl says she'll make out with you, but then her boyfriend is waiting around the corner with a pee-filled balloon.","text_w_direction":"It's like, a girl says she'll make out with you, but then her boyfriend is waiting around the corner with a pee-filled balloon.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24988,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Pam","text":"We can't help you if you don't just tell us what happened.","text_w_direction":"We can't help you if you don't just tell us what happened.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24989,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"I got hit in the face with a pee-filled water balloon, Pam, ok? I don't know how they did it. They filled the balloon with pee. A funnel? I don't know. Is that clear enough for you?","text_w_direction":"I got hit in the face with a pee-filled water balloon, Pam, ok? I don't know how they did it. They filled the balloon with pee. A funnel? I don't know. Is that clear enough for you?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24990,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, Jim.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Jim.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24991,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"I just totally blew a sales call.","text_w_direction":"[Jim slams lunchbag on table] I just totally blew a sales call.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24992,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Andy","text":"Bro, I do that all the time.","text_w_direction":"Bro, I do that all the time.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24993,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, well, with you it's different, okay? Cause I just- I just suck. I just- I suck!","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well, with you it's different, okay? Cause I just- I just suck. I just- I suck!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24994,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Andy","text":"Tuna, be nice to my friend Jim, ok?","text_w_direction":"Tuna, be nice to my friend Jim, ok?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24995,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"Why? When I look in the mirror, I don't like the face that looks back.","text_w_direction":"Why? When I look in the mirror, I don't like the face that looks back.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24996,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Andy","text":"Well, so what? Your body's a ten.","text_w_direction":"Well, so what? Your body's a ten.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24997,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"Forget it.","text_w_direction":"Forget it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24998,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Andy","text":"Jim.","text_w_direction":"Jim.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":24999,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"I said forget it.","text_w_direction":"I said forget it. [drop kicks lunch across room, stomps on it]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25000,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Dwight Schrute.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Dwight Schrute.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25001,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Hello, traitor.","text_w_direction":"Hello, traitor.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25002,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"I think you have the wrong number, Michael.","text_w_direction":"I think you have the wrong number, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25003,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"I want you to listen to me, friend, and I want you to listen to me good. I am going to come at you, and I am going to come at you hard. I am going to steal all of your clients, and then I am going to kill them in front of you.","text_w_direction":"I want you to listen to me, friend, and I want you to listen to me good. I am going to come at you, and I am going to come at you hard. I am going to steal all of your clients, and then I am going to kill them in front of you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25004,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Pam","text":"Michael!","text_w_direction":"Michael!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25005,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"I'm just getting hardcore with him.","text_w_direction":"I'm just getting hardcore with him.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25006,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Ryan","text":"Finally.","text_w_direction":"Finally.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25007,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, and hear me, Dwight, when I say I brought you into this world, and I can take you out. Bill Cosby.","text_w_direction":"Yes, and hear me, Dwight, when I say I brought you into this world, and I can take you out. [hangs up] Bill Cosby.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25008,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Mr. Schofield, please?","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Mr. Schofield, please?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25009,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Secretary","text":"He's in a meeting.","text_w_direction":"He's in a meeting.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25010,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Dammit!","text_w_direction":"Dammit! [hangs up]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25011,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Is Mr. Schofield there?","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Is Mr. Schofield there?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25012,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Automated phone voice","text":"If you'd like to reach an outside line, please dial nine first.","text_w_direction":"If you'd like to reach an outside line, please dial nine first. [Michael sighs, hangs up phone]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25013,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Stanley","text":"So, you think Michael's going after the whale, huh?","text_w_direction":"So, you think Michael's going after the whale, huh?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25014,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"I have a long term relationship with Harper Collins publishers and Mr. Schofield. I'm not worried.","text_w_direction":"I have a long term relationship with Harper Collins publishers and Mr. Schofield. I'm not worried.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25015,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Phyllis","text":"You sound worried.","text_w_direction":"You sound worried.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25016,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"And you have bad skin. Oh, look everyone, we're all making observations!","text_w_direction":"And you have bad skin. Oh, look everyone, we're all making observations! [gibberish sounds]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25017,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Well, if you could do me a big favor and tell Mr. Schofield that Michael Scott has tickets to the Wilkes-Barre Penguins game this weekend, and if he would like to join me... Hello, Daniel. How are you? Uh-huh. I sure do. Yes. Wanted to ask, did Kathy ever make JV?","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Well, if you could do me a big favor and tell Mr. Schofield that Michael Scott has tickets to the Wilkes-Barre Penguins game this weekend, and if he would like to join me... Hello, Daniel. How are you? Uh-huh. I sure do. Yes. [referencing rolodex card] Wanted to ask, did Kathy ever make JV?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25018,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Ryan","text":"Look at that old dude and his rolodex go.","text_w_direction":"Look at that old dude and his rolodex go.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25019,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Pam","text":"I spent a month putting that rolodex on his Blackberry, which he now uses as a nightlight.","text_w_direction":"I spent a month putting that rolodex on his Blackberry, which he now uses as a nightlight.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25020,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Wow. High score?","text_w_direction":"Wow. High score?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25021,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"And no, I cannot lower my current prices. Hold on. Hello? Mr. Schofield, thank you so much for taking the time to talk. I wanted to discuss your contract with us- oh, you're considering him. I thought Michael Scott left the paper business after his nervous breakdown.","text_w_direction":"And no, I cannot lower my current prices. [phone rings] Hold on. Hello? Mr. Schofield, thank you so much for taking the time to talk. I wanted to discuss your contract with us- oh, you're considering him. I thought Michael Scott left the paper business after his nervous breakdown.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25022,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael has been talking to my biggest client. Master and apprentice pitted against one another for the fate of the greater Scranton area paper market. So it's not exactly like 'Highlander,' but still...","text_w_direction":"Michael has been talking to my biggest client. Master and apprentice pitted against one another for the fate of the greater Scranton area paper market. So it's not exactly like 'Highlander,' but still...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25023,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Hello, Dwight, I've been expecting your call. What do you want?","text_w_direction":"Hello, Dwight, I've been expecting your call. What do you want?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25024,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"I would like to arrange a truce.","text_w_direction":"I would like to arrange a truce.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25025,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"So you heard Schofield is considering a switch, and you want mercy?","text_w_direction":"So you heard Schofield is considering a switch, and you want mercy?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25026,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Meet me in our spot in four minutes.","text_w_direction":"Meet me in our spot in four minutes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25027,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"No. No. You think I am going to fall for that? There's no-","text_w_direction":"No. No. You think I am going to fall for that? There's no-","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25028,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25029,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Meet- Ok, go to the spot and then walk 100 feet.","text_w_direction":"Meet- Ok, go to the spot and then walk 100 feet.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25030,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"In which direction?","text_w_direction":"In which direction?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25031,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Toward the sun.","text_w_direction":"Toward the sun.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25032,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"At what time?","text_w_direction":"At what time?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25033,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Noon.","text_w_direction":"Noon.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25034,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"That-","text_w_direction":"That-","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25035,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"You have two seconds.","text_w_direction":"You have two seconds. [Dwight starts running]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25036,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael. Sorry.","text_w_direction":"[looking at his watch] Michael. [Madge walks by] Sorry.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25037,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25038,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25039,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"I hope you're not recording this conversation. Good. I cannot believe that you sided with Charles.","text_w_direction":"I hope you're not recording this conversation. [Dwight drops his pants and lifts up his shirt] Good. I cannot believe that you sided with Charles.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25040,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"You were making me do things that were not all right.","text_w_direction":"You were making me do things that were not all right.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25041,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"So you just rat me out? You could have said no.","text_w_direction":"So you just rat me out? You could have said no.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25042,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"And not come through for you?","text_w_direction":"And not come through for you?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25043,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"If you want a truce, I will give you a truce.","text_w_direction":"If you want a truce, I will give you a truce.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25044,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"I want a truce.","text_w_direction":"I want a truce.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25045,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"I do too.","text_w_direction":"I do too.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25046,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Let me take you and your whole company out for lunch at Alfredo's.","text_w_direction":"Let me take you and your whole company out for lunch at Alfredo's.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25047,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Cooper's.","text_w_direction":"Cooper's.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25048,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"I had fish yesterday.","text_w_direction":"I had fish yesterday.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25049,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Damn it.","text_w_direction":"Damn it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25050,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Oh. Dwight-elicious. Where you at?","text_w_direction":"[Michael, Ryan and Pam sitting at restaurant, phone rings] Oh. Dwight-elicious. Where you at?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25051,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, hi, Michael. I'm so sorry I'm late. I got stuck in traffic.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hi, Michael. I'm so sorry I'm late. I got stuck in traffic.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25052,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Really? That's weird. We didn't see any.","text_w_direction":"Really? That's weird. We didn't see any.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25053,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"I hit a bear.","text_w_direction":"I hit a bear.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25054,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25055,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"He's technically fine. I imagine the true horror will be when he wakes up in a zoo. Hey, listen, will you do me a favor and order the meatball parm for me, with extra cheese?","text_w_direction":"He's technically fine. I imagine the true horror will be when he wakes up in a zoo. [throws a fish into the vent at Michael's office] Hey, listen, will you do me a favor and order the meatball parm for me, with extra cheese?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25056,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, sure.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, sure.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25057,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok, I will see you very soon, alright?","text_w_direction":"Ok, I will see you very soon, alright? [takes all the items off Michael's desk and puts them into briefcase, including rolodex]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25058,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, see you in a bit. Dwight hit a bear. He'll be here in a sec.","text_w_direction":"Okay, see you in a bit. Dwight hit a bear. He'll be here in a sec.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25059,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Pam","text":"Sounds neat.","text_w_direction":"[Pam, Ryan and Michael enter office] Sounds neat.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25060,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Ryan","text":"We can spend a couple days there.","text_w_direction":"We can spend a couple days there.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25061,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Pam","text":"Oh my God, I think we've been robbed!","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, I think we've been robbed!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25062,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"[Michael answers phone] Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25063,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Did you enjoy your lunch?","text_w_direction":"Did you enjoy your lunch?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25064,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight, not now, we've been robbed.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, not now, we've been robbed.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25065,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"No, Michael, you were sabotaged.","text_w_direction":"No, Michael, you were sabotaged.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25066,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"No, Dwight, we were robbed. How would you even know? You're still stuck in traffic. You?","text_w_direction":"No, Dwight, we were robbed. How would you even know? You're still stuck in traffic. [Pam holds up sign saying \"Dwight did it!!\"] You?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25067,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Me.","text_w_direction":"Me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25068,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"What about our truce?","text_w_direction":"What about our truce?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25069,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"I broke it.","text_w_direction":"I broke it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25070,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"On purpose?","text_w_direction":"On purpose?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25071,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25072,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25073,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"You think this is some kind of game? No, this is a war, and I will not stop, I will not rest. You have no idea what kind of enemy you've created. You have unleashed the wolf!","text_w_direction":"You think this is some kind of game? No, this is a war, and I will not stop, I will not rest. You have no idea what kind of enemy you've created. You have unleashed the wolf!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25074,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Be that as it may, I have your meatball parm sandwich here, and I am going to eat it.","text_w_direction":"Be that as it may, I have your meatball parm sandwich here, and I am going to eat it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25075,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"And I knew that you would do that. The meatball parm is their worst sandwich!","text_w_direction":"And I knew that you would do that. The meatball parm is their worst sandwich!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25076,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Oh. b*st*rd!","text_w_direction":"Oh. [bites into sandwich, looks disgusted] b*st*rd!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25077,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Hi there. Dwight Schrute here. I was just calling to see if Michael Scott Paper was meeting all of your paper needs, and how is Brenda, age four, ponytail, and Simon, age 7? Oh, you don't say.","text_w_direction":"Hi there. Dwight Schrute here. I was just calling to see if Michael Scott Paper was meeting all of your paper needs, and how is [reading off rolodex card] Brenda, age four, ponytail, and Simon, age 7? Oh, you don't say.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25078,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Schrute comma Dwight. And on the back he wrote, \"great salesman, better friend.\" \"Tall\" and \"beets.\"","text_w_direction":"[holding up rolodex card] Schrute comma Dwight. And on the back he wrote, \"great salesman, better friend.\" [turns card over] \"Tall\" and \"beets.\"","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25079,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"And say hello to Cheri, who is your black wife. I see you're begging for mercy, huh? Well, you will find none here.","text_w_direction":"And say hello to Cheri, who is your black wife. [hangs up and answers cell phone] I see you're begging for mercy, huh? Well, you will find none here.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25080,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight, do you mind if we talk?","text_w_direction":"Dwight, do you mind if we talk?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25081,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Sure. That'd be fine.","text_w_direction":"Sure. That'd be fine.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25082,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"If you keep coming after us, the Michael Scott Paper Company cannot succeed.","text_w_direction":"If you keep coming after us, the Michael Scott Paper Company cannot succeed.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25083,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"This is war and that is what happens.","text_w_direction":"This is war and that is what happens.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25084,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, one more thing. I'm going to have you listen while I steal your biggest client.","text_w_direction":"Oh, one more thing. I'm going to have you listen while I steal your biggest client.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25085,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, no. No. No. No. No.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no. No. No. No. No.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25086,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, uh oh, I'm turning you down right now.","text_w_direction":"Oh, uh oh, I'm turning you down right now.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25087,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael! Michael!","text_w_direction":"Michael! Michael!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25088,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"You can hear me, but I can't hear you.","text_w_direction":"You can hear me, but I can't hear you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25089,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Secretary","text":"Mr. Schofield's ready to see you now, Mr. Scott.","text_w_direction":"Mr. Schofield's ready to see you now, Mr. Scott.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25090,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, great. Mr. Schofield's ready to see me. Thank you so much.","text_w_direction":"Oh, great. Mr. Schofield's ready to see me. Thank you so much.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25091,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Don't let him in! He's a traitor! Michael!","text_w_direction":"Don't let him in! He's a traitor! Michael!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25092,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Walking in the door...","text_w_direction":"Walking in the door...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25093,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Mr. Schofield","text":"Michael, good to see you.","text_w_direction":"Michael, good to see you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25094,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Mr. Schofield, good to see you. And I'm closing the door.","text_w_direction":"Mr. Schofield, good to see you. And I'm closing the door. [Dwight runs out of the office]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25095,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Now, when Dwight tells you that he will keep prices steady for a year, I think he is speaking out of turn.","text_w_direction":"[on speakerphone in Dwight's car] Now, when Dwight tells you that he will keep prices steady for a year, I think he is speaking out of turn.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25096,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Mr. Schofield","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25097,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. He does not have the authority to say that. I, on the other hand, am the president, the owner, and the founder. It is like you are buying software from Bill Gates.","text_w_direction":"Yes. He does not have the authority to say that. I, on the other hand, am the president, the owner, and the founder. It is like you are buying software from Bill Gates.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25098,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Are you saying you invented paper?","text_w_direction":"Are you saying you invented paper?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25099,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Andy","text":"Okay, okay.","text_w_direction":"[hugging a crying Jim] Okay, okay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25100,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, God.","text_w_direction":"Oh, God.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25101,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Andy","text":"Okay, Tuna.","text_w_direction":"Okay, Tuna.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25102,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Kelly","text":"Hey, guys.","text_w_direction":"Hey, guys.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25103,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25104,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Andy","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25105,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Andy","text":"Excuse me, can I have your attention, everyone? Here's the deal, everybody, Jim Halpert is very upset and disturbed. I don't know if it was something you did, something you said, a look you gave him, maybe it was nothing at all, but here's the deal, ok? It stops now.","text_w_direction":"Excuse me, can I have your attention, everyone? Here's the deal, everybody, Jim Halpert is very upset and disturbed. I don't know if it was something you did, something you said, a look you gave him, maybe it was nothing at all, but here's the deal, ok? It stops now.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25106,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Kevin","text":"I guess I could be nicer.","text_w_direction":"I guess I could be nicer.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25107,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Phyllis","text":"Andy, I think Jim is messing with you.","text_w_direction":"Andy, I think Jim is messing with you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25108,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, really?","text_w_direction":"Oh, really?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25109,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Phyllis","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm. [looks over to Jim smiling through windows to the kitchen]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25110,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25111,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, okay, what the heck is happennin' here?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, okay, what the heck is happennin' here?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25112,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"Two things I need you to understand. One, Pam and I are very happy together.","text_w_direction":"Two things I need you to understand. One, Pam and I are very happy together.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25113,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Andy","text":"Uh, that's not what was-","text_w_direction":"Uh, that's not what was-","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25114,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Jim","text":"And two, that stuff that happened with you and Angela is a bummer, and I know you don't think you're ever gonna find someone else, but you will. I promise you, you will.","text_w_direction":"And two, that stuff that happened with you and Angela is a bummer, and I know you don't think you're ever gonna find someone else, but you will. I promise you, you will.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25115,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Andy","text":"Oh man, he got me so good. I learned something about myself today. Yeah. I wish this was a sofa, cause I feel like I could sit here and talk for hours.","text_w_direction":"Oh man, he got me so good. I learned something about myself today. Yeah. I wish this was a sofa, cause I feel like I could sit here and talk for hours.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25116,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"What is that thing that Dwight always says? Paper is the soil in which the seeds of business grow?","text_w_direction":"What is that thing that Dwight always says? Paper is the soil in which the seeds of business grow?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25117,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"It's not the soil! It's the manure! Paper is the manure! On-time delivery is the soil! Aah!","text_w_direction":"It's not the soil! It's the manure! Paper is the manure! On-time delivery is the soil! Aah! [runs into office]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25118,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Secretary","text":"Uh, hello, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Uh, hello, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25119,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Spin move.","text_w_direction":"Spin move.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25120,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Secretary","text":"Oh-","text_w_direction":"Oh-","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25121,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Ha ha! April 13th, 2002.","text_w_direction":"Ha ha! April 13th, 2002.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25122,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Mr. Schofield","text":"Dwight, I'm in a meeting.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, I'm in a meeting.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25123,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"That's very rude.","text_w_direction":"That's very rude.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25124,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"I barge because I care. April 13th, 2002, that is the date when you tried to switch paper providers for an obscure sociology textbook, but were hung out to dry when the price of glossy stock increased.","text_w_direction":"I barge because I care. April 13th, 2002, that is the date when you tried to switch paper providers for an obscure sociology textbook, but were hung out to dry when the price of glossy stock increased.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25125,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Mr. Schofield","text":"Maybe we should schedule a meeting on our-","text_w_direction":"Maybe we should schedule a meeting on our-","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25126,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"La la la! Continuing. Notice my persistence and recall. Continuing! You called Dunder Mifflin, and your order was filled within an hour!","text_w_direction":"La la la! Continuing. Notice my persistence and recall. Continuing! You called Dunder Mifflin, and your order was filled within an hour!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25127,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"I'm going to pull a date out of the air right now. April 13th, 2002. That is the last day that you evaluated your paper needs. Is it not? We all know that the economy is bad, and bloated companies like Dunder Mifflin...","text_w_direction":"I'm going to pull a date out of the air right now. April 13th, 2002. That is the last day that you evaluated your paper needs. Is it not? We all know that the economy is bad, and bloated companies like Dunder Mifflin...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25128,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Come on.","text_w_direction":"Come on.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25129,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Are going to fall by the wayside. Two of their branches have closed within the last year. The Michael Scott Paper Company, however, has opened a new branch this very month.","text_w_direction":"Are going to fall by the wayside. Two of their branches have closed within the last year. The Michael Scott Paper Company, however, has opened a new branch this very month.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25130,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"What he's not telling you is that he will abandon you.","text_w_direction":"What he's not telling you is that he will abandon you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25131,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Mr. Schofield","text":"Why don't you guys just e-mail me your best offers and we can finish it up that way?","text_w_direction":"Why don't you guys just e-mail me your best offers and we can finish it up that way?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25132,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"That sounds like a fantastic idea. I will see you this weekend for the Penguins. Box seats as usual.","text_w_direction":"That sounds like a fantastic idea. I will see you this weekend for the Penguins. Box seats as usual.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25133,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Mr. Schofield","text":"Uh, ok, sure.","text_w_direction":"Uh, ok, sure.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25134,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"Good, good, good. I will see you.","text_w_direction":"Good, good, good. I will see you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25135,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you, Mr. Schofield, for your time. Much appreciated. Oh, and tell me, um, how's your gay son?","text_w_direction":"Thank you, Mr. Schofield, for your time. Much appreciated. Oh, and tell me, um, how's your gay son?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25136,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Mr. Schofield","text":"Excuse me?","text_w_direction":"Excuse me?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25137,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"I color code all my info. I wrote \"gay son\" in green. Green means go, so I know to go ahead and shut up about it. Orange means \"Orange you glad you didn't bring it up?\" Most colors mean \"Don't say it.\"","text_w_direction":"I color code all my info. I wrote \"gay son\" in green. Green means go, so I know to go ahead and shut up about it. Orange means \"Orange you glad you didn't bring it up?\" Most colors mean \"Don't say it.\"","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25138,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Dwight","text":"How is Tom, the homosexual sophomore?","text_w_direction":"How is Tom, the homosexual sophomore?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25139,"season":5,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Heavy Competition","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Ryan Koh","character":"Michael","text":"I wanted to start a company, not a war. Because in a war, you always fight those you are closest to. And the great tragedy of the civil war is that brother fought against brother. For what? What purpose did that serve? Apart from abolishing slavery? In that case, war was the right choice. This doesn't feel as important though. That's just how the world works, I guess.","text_w_direction":"I wanted to start a company, not a war. Because in a war, you always fight those you are closest to. And the great tragedy of the civil war is that brother fought against brother. For what? What purpose did that serve? Apart from abolishing slavery? In that case, war was the right choice. This doesn't feel as important though. That's just how the world works, I guess.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1913,"air_date":"2009-04-16"}
{"index":25140,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"It's 4","text_w_direction":"It's 4","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25141,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Time to make the donuts. Come on. Whoa! No, I promise I won't do it again. Come on. De-nied!","text_w_direction":"[honking horn] Time to make the donuts. [laughs and drives away as Ryan tries to get in the van] Come on. Whoa! No, I promise I won't do it again. Come on. [does it again] De-nied!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25142,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"We've been making 5","text_w_direction":"We've been making 5","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25143,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Hello! Time to make the donuts! Oh, Halpert! Whoa! Boner patrol. Arrest that man! Your donuts make me go nuts! Hey Pam.","text_w_direction":"Hello! Time to make the donuts! Oh, Halpert! Whoa! Boner patrol. Arrest that man! Your donuts make me go nuts! [laughs] Hey Pam.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25144,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"We got the van at a used car lot. We think it says \"Alleluia Church of Scranton.\" in Korean. It was either this or an old school bus with an owl living in it.","text_w_direction":"We got the van at a used car lot. We think it says \"Alleluia Church of Scranton.\" in Korean. It was either this or an old school bus with an owl living in it.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25145,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"You didn't happen to bring any coffee, did you, Michael?","text_w_direction":"You didn't happen to bring any coffee, did you, Michael?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25146,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Milk and sugar.","text_w_direction":"Milk and sugar.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25147,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, awesome. You're a life saver. Wait, is this just milk and sugar?","text_w_direction":"Oh, awesome. You're a life saver. [drinks from coffee cup] Wait, is this just milk and sugar?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25148,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"That's what I said.","text_w_direction":"That's what I said.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25149,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Do you drink this every day?","text_w_direction":"Do you drink this every day?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25150,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Every morning.","text_w_direction":"Every morning.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25151,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"We're, uh, we're doing okay. A couple weeks in and, um, we're having fun. Uh, yep. We have 20-- of those.","text_w_direction":"We're, uh, we're doing okay. A couple weeks in and, um, we're having fun. Uh, yep. We have 20-- of those.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25152,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, oh, excuse me! Sorry. Sorry, no. It's, uh, it's a paper company now. It's not for the church.","text_w_direction":"[an Asian lady tries to enter the van] Oh, oh, excuse me! Sorry. Sorry, no. It's, uh, it's a paper company now. It's not for the church.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25153,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Charles","text":"Okay, who covers Bans Pet Grooming?","text_w_direction":"Okay, who covers Bans Pet Grooming?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25154,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, they're my client.","text_w_direction":"Oh, they're my client.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25155,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Charles","text":"No, they were your client. They just called and told us they're switching over to Michael Scott Paper Company.","text_w_direction":"No, they were your client. They just called and told us they're switching over to Michael Scott Paper Company.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25156,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Shame, Jim. I expected more.","text_w_direction":"[sighs] Shame, Jim. I expected more.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25157,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Charles","text":"In the last month we have lost ten major clients to Michael Scott.","text_w_direction":"In the last month we have lost ten major clients to Michael Scott.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25158,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Stanley","text":"What are we supposed to do? They keep undercutting us on price.","text_w_direction":"What are we supposed to do? They keep undercutting us on price.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25159,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Charles","text":"I don't want to hear excuses. I want to see improvements. This is unacceptable.","text_w_direction":"I don't want to hear excuses. I want to see improvements. This is unacceptable.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25160,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, Boss. Uh, I'd just like to point out that I have been here less time than these guys.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Boss. Uh, I'd just like to point out that I have been here less time than these guys.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25161,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Charles","text":"Why are you telling me this?","text_w_direction":"Why are you telling me this?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25162,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"I just think the bar should be lower for a newbie.","text_w_direction":"I just think the bar should be lower for a newbie.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25163,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Charles","text":"Is this something you really want to have said?","text_w_direction":"Is this something you really want to have said?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25164,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"I don't want to have said that. But I think it's important that you know it.","text_w_direction":"I don't want to have said that. But I think it's important that you know it.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25165,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Charles","text":"I don't know what to do to inspire these people. Okay, maybe it's my fault-","text_w_direction":"I don't know what to do to inspire these people. Okay, maybe it's my fault-","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25166,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"It's not your fault. Some people just don't want to be inspired.","text_w_direction":"It's not your fault. Some people just don't want to be inspired.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25167,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Charles","text":"I wrote a memo to all departments asking them to find ways to save money but, uh--","text_w_direction":"I wrote a memo to all departments asking them to find ways to save money but, uh--","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25168,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"Charles, I got your memo. Thank you. I want you to know I'm putting my foot down when it comes to expense reports. Waste not, want not.","text_w_direction":"Charles, I got your memo. Thank you. I want you to know I'm putting my foot down when it comes to expense reports. Waste not, want not.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25169,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Charles","text":"Uh, well said, Angela.","text_w_direction":"Uh, well said, Angela.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25170,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Been there, done that.","text_w_direction":"Been there, done that.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25171,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"You know what we need? We need some couches in here.","text_w_direction":"You know what we need? We need some couches in here.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25172,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"Michael, we should really consider getting a delivery guy.","text_w_direction":"Michael, we should really consider getting a delivery guy.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25173,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, you know what you would love? Is if we built a loft.","text_w_direction":"Oh, you know what you would love? Is if we built a loft.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25174,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Why would I love that? Can we afford a delivery guy?","text_w_direction":"Why would I love that? Can we afford a delivery guy?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25175,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Like in a dorm room. You put your desk underneath, you have your loft up top. You can sleep up top.","text_w_direction":"Like in a dorm room. You put your desk underneath, you have your loft up top. You can sleep up top.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25176,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, I know what a loft is.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I know what a loft is.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25177,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"Most dorm rooms don't even have that.","text_w_direction":"Most dorm rooms don't even have that.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25178,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Most do in the magazines.","text_w_direction":"Most do in the magazines.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25179,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"Let's see what a delivery guy costs.","text_w_direction":"Let's see what a delivery guy costs.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25180,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"We should look into that. Or we just go for the loft.","text_w_direction":"We should look into that. Or we just go for the loft.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25181,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"David Wallace","text":"Would you let Charles know that David is here, please? Jim, hey.","text_w_direction":"Would you let Charles know that David is here, please? Jim, hey.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25182,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, David.","text_w_direction":"Hey, David.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25183,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"David Wallace! Hello, we've been expecting you, David Wallace. Charles and I were waiting for you.","text_w_direction":"David Wallace! Hello, we've been expecting you, David Wallace. Charles and I were waiting for you.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25184,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Charles","text":"There he is. There he is. How was the trip up?","text_w_direction":"There he is. There he is. How was the trip up?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25185,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"David","text":"A lot better than a month at the Scranton Radisson, I'm sure.","text_w_direction":"A lot better than a month at the Scranton Radisson, I'm sure.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25186,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Charles","text":"Oh, you know it hasn't been that bad. Hasn't been that bad. These people are the salt of the earth down here. You couldn't ask for a better way to learn a company.","text_w_direction":"Oh, you know it hasn't been that bad. Hasn't been that bad. These people are the salt of the earth down here. You couldn't ask for a better way to learn a company.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25187,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"David","text":"Hmmm.","text_w_direction":"Hmmm.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25188,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Charles","text":"I feel like I should be thanking you.","text_w_direction":"I feel like I should be thanking you.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25189,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"David","text":"Uh.","text_w_direction":"Uh.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25190,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"","text_w_direction":"[makes kissing, puckering sound]","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25191,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Charles","text":"The conference room is ready if we want to get started.","text_w_direction":"The conference room is ready if we want to get started.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25192,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"David","text":"You know, I just want to address everyone first.","text_w_direction":"You know, I just want to address everyone first.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25193,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Charles","text":"Oh yeah, take your time. Stanley, pay attention.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah, take your time. Stanley, pay attention.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25194,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"David","text":"Hi, everyone.","text_w_direction":"Hi, everyone.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25195,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kelly","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25196,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"David","text":"Hi. Uh, look it's no secret--","text_w_direction":"Hi. Uh, look it's no secret--","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25197,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25198,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"David","text":"Hello. Uh, it is no secret that Michael Scott Paper has siphoned off a large chunk of our core business. And I'm here-- I just want to assure everyone that we think this is just a temporary setback.","text_w_direction":"Hello. Uh, it is no secret that Michael Scott Paper has siphoned off a large chunk of our core business. And I'm here-- I just want to assure everyone that we think this is just a temporary setback.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25199,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Charles","text":"Right.","text_w_direction":"Right.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25200,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"David","text":"Okay?","text_w_direction":"Okay?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25201,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"Maybe, and I don't know, if you had just returned Michael's call none of us would've lost clients.","text_w_direction":"Maybe, and I don't know, if you had just returned Michael's call none of us would've lost clients.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25202,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"David","text":"I've been wondering that myself lately. We're just gonna get started, we're gonna figure this out. Rest assured. Jim, can you come in with us please?","text_w_direction":"I've been wondering that myself lately. We're just gonna get started, we're gonna figure this out. Rest assured. Jim, can you come in with us please?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25203,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Charles","text":"Uh, Jim hold on. You know, David, uh, Dwight's been my guy. Okay?","text_w_direction":"Uh, Jim hold on. [whispers] You know, David, uh, Dwight's been my guy. Okay?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25204,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"David","text":"Hmm.","text_w_direction":"Hmm.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25205,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Charles","text":"Yeah, Jim--","text_w_direction":"Yeah, Jim--","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25206,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"David","text":"I find that extraordinarily surprising.","text_w_direction":"I find that extraordinarily surprising.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25207,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Charles","text":"He shows promise and Jim, I don't know-- I-- he's been a disappointment.","text_w_direction":"He shows promise and Jim, I don't know-- I-- he's been a disappointment.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25208,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"David","text":"We'll bring them both in.","text_w_direction":"We'll bring them both in.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25209,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Charles","text":"Okay, great. Uh, Dwight come on in. Also, Jim.","text_w_direction":"Okay, great. Uh, Dwight come on in. Also, Jim.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25210,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Come along, afterthought.","text_w_direction":"Come along, afterthought.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25211,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"How much can we afford to pay a delivery guy?","text_w_direction":"How much can we afford to pay a delivery guy?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25212,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Financial Guy","text":"Well, if these numbers you gave me are correct--","text_w_direction":"Well, if these numbers you gave me are correct--","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25213,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"They are correct, sir.","text_w_direction":"They are correct, sir.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25214,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Financial Guy","text":"Then you can't afford to pay him anything.","text_w_direction":"Then you can't afford to pay him anything.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25215,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. A lame attempt at humor. Swing and a miss.","text_w_direction":"Okay. A lame attempt at humor. Swing and a miss.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25216,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Financial Guy","text":"Your prices are too low.","text_w_direction":"Your prices are too low.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25217,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Lowest in town.","text_w_direction":"Lowest in town.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25218,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Financial Guy","text":"Why do you think Staples and Dunder Mifflin can't match your prices?","text_w_direction":"Why do you think Staples and Dunder Mifflin can't match your prices?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25219,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Corporate greed?","text_w_direction":"Corporate greed?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25220,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"Look, our price model is fine. I reviewed the numbers myself. Over time with enough volume, we become profitable.","text_w_direction":"Look, our price model is fine. I reviewed the numbers myself. Over time with enough volume, we become profitable.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25221,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Financial Guy","text":"Yeah, with a fixed cost pricing model that's correct.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, with a fixed cost pricing model that's correct.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25222,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25223,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Financial Guy","text":"But you need to use a variable cost pricing model.","text_w_direction":"But you need to use a variable cost pricing model.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25224,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, sure. Right, so-- why don't you explain what that is to-- so that they can under-- just explain what that is.","text_w_direction":"Okay, sure. Right, so-- why don't you explain what that is to-- so that they can under-- just explain what that is.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25225,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"Explain what you think that is.","text_w_direction":"Explain what you think that is.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25226,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Financial Guy","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25227,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Explain that.","text_w_direction":"Explain that.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25228,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Financial Guy","text":"As you sell more paper and your company grows, so will your costs. For example, delivery man, health care...","text_w_direction":"As you sell more paper and your company grows, so will your costs. For example, delivery man, health care...","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25229,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Well, we don't--","text_w_direction":"Well, we don't--","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25230,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Financial Guy","text":"...business expansion--","text_w_direction":"...business expansion--","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25231,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Whatever, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Whatever, yeah.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25232,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Financial Guy","text":"At these prices, the more paper you sell, the less money you'll make.","text_w_direction":"At these prices, the more paper you sell, the less money you'll make.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25233,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Our prices are the only thing keeping us in business.","text_w_direction":"Our prices are the only thing keeping us in business.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25234,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Financial Guy","text":"They're actually putting you out of business.","text_w_direction":"They're actually putting you out of business.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25235,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, okay. Hold on, hold on. Ty, I would like you to crunch those numbers again.","text_w_direction":"Okay, okay. Hold on, hold on. Ty, I would like you to crunch those numbers again.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25236,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ty","text":"It's a program. There's no such thing--","text_w_direction":"It's a program. There's no such thing--","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25237,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Just crunch 'em. Just crunch 'em please.","text_w_direction":"Just crunch 'em. Just crunch 'em please.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25238,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ty","text":"Crunch.","text_w_direction":"[presses key on computer] Crunch.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25239,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Did it help?","text_w_direction":"Did it help?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25240,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Hi, Jerry. Michael Scott. Well, this is slightly embarrassing. Um, I'm going to have to... ask you to pay me a little bit more money for that delivery we dropped off yesterday. Yeah. We did. We got the check, but we're just going to need a much, much bigger check.","text_w_direction":"Hi, Jerry. Michael Scott. Well, this is slightly embarrassing. [laughs] Um, I'm going to have to... ask you to pay me a little bit more money for that delivery we dropped off yesterday. Yeah. We did. We got the check, but we're just going to need a much, much bigger check.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25241,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"When a child gets behind the wheel of a car and runs into a tree, You don't blame the child. He didn't know any better. You blame the 30-year-old woman who got in the passenger seat and said, \"Drive, kid. I trust you.\"","text_w_direction":"When a child gets behind the wheel of a car and runs into a tree, You don't blame the child. He didn't know any better. You blame the 30-year-old woman who got in the passenger seat and said, \"Drive, kid. I trust you.\"","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25242,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Now, would corporate approve a temporary price reduction for returning customers?","text_w_direction":"Now, would corporate approve a temporary price reduction for returning customers?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25243,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Charles","text":"God, no.","text_w_direction":"God, no.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25244,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Stupid. Yeah, makes us look weak.","text_w_direction":"Stupid. Yeah, makes us look weak.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25245,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Charles","text":"I agree.","text_w_direction":"I agree.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25246,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"I say we fill Michael's office with bees. My apiarist owes me a favor.","text_w_direction":"I say we fill Michael's office with bees. My apiarist owes me a favor.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25247,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Really? Does he do good work or--","text_w_direction":"Really? Does he do good work or--","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25248,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"No, Jim. I use a bad apiarist.","text_w_direction":"[scoffs] No, Jim. I use a bad apiarist. [sighs]","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25249,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"David","text":"Fellas, why don't we take a five-minute break and then we will come back, start fresh, sort this out.","text_w_direction":"Fellas, why don't we take a five-minute break and then we will come back, start fresh, sort this out.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25250,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Five minutes exactly.","text_w_direction":"Five minutes exactly.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25251,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Charles","text":"Okay. Hey, Dwight. Can I talk to you?","text_w_direction":"Okay. Hey, Dwight. Can I talk to you?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25252,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Sure thing.","text_w_direction":"Sure thing.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25253,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Charles","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25254,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Hey. I saw you called.","text_w_direction":"[opens phone] Hey. I saw you called.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25255,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim ","text":"You're just out of business?","text_w_direction":"You're just out of business?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25256,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"We have maybe a month. I don't know what I'm gonna do.","text_w_direction":"We have maybe a month. I don't know what I'm gonna do.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25257,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, yeah, well don't worry about it. We'll figure it out. We'll be okay.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah, well don't worry about it. We'll figure it out. We'll be okay.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25258,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"That's what Michael said.","text_w_direction":"That's what Michael said.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25259,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, yeah. Only this time we will be okay. Oh, that's my new \"Dwight\" ring.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah. Only this time we will be okay. [cell phone rings; Dwight's voice saying \"Idiot, Idiot, Idiot\"] Oh, that's my new \"Dwight\" ring.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25260,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"I like it.","text_w_direction":"I like it.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25261,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Good, right? Hello.","text_w_direction":"Good, right? Hello.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25262,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Idiot, we're starting back up. This is Dwight, by the way.","text_w_direction":"[over phone] Idiot, we're starting back up. This is Dwight, by the way.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25263,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, okay. Don't worry about it.","text_w_direction":"Oh, okay. [kisses Pam] Don't worry about it.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25264,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Did I ever tell you about the day that Steve Martin died?","text_w_direction":"Did I ever tell you about the day that Steve Martin died?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25265,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Steve Martin's not dead, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Steve Martin's not dead, Michael.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25266,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"I know. But I always thought that the day that he died would be the worst day of my life. I was wrong. It's this.","text_w_direction":"I know. But I always thought that the day that he died would be the worst day of my life. I was wrong. It's this.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25267,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"You want to hear something sad?","text_w_direction":"You want to hear something sad?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25268,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"I would love that.","text_w_direction":"I would love that.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25269,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"So Jim and I are getting married and the wedding's really expensive. So I tried to get a job on the weekends to earn extra money. I applied to Old Navy, Target and Wal-mart. None of 'em called me back. Not even for an interview.","text_w_direction":"So Jim and I are getting married and the wedding's really expensive. So I tried to get a job on the weekends to earn extra money. I applied to Old Navy, Target and Wal-mart. None of 'em called me back. Not even for an interview.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25270,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"I never went to Thailand.","text_w_direction":"I never went to Thailand.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25271,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25272,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"I went to Fort Lauderdale.","text_w_direction":"I went to Fort Lauderdale.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25273,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Was it nice?","text_w_direction":"Was it nice?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25274,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah, it was amazing. There was a great Pad Thai place, though.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it was amazing. There was a great Pad Thai place, though.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25275,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"I love Pad Thai.","text_w_direction":"I love Pad Thai.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25276,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"You've never had Pad Thai.","text_w_direction":"You've never had Pad Thai.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25277,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"No. There's a lot I haven't done.","text_w_direction":"No. There's a lot I haven't done.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25278,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Now, this is the projection over three months?","text_w_direction":"Now, this is the projection over three months?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25279,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Charles","text":"We still have the inventory sitting--","text_w_direction":"We still have the inventory sitting-- [everyone starts chattering at once]","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25280,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Let me float something out there, okay? Can I just say-- can I say something?","text_w_direction":"Let me float something out there, okay? Can I just say-- can I say something?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25281,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"David","text":"Yeah, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, yeah.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25282,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"There is a hive of bees outside the front door. We kidnap the queen, extract her alarm pheromones, place them on a flushable wipe, put that in his bathroom.","text_w_direction":"There is a hive of bees outside the front door. We kidnap the queen, extract her alarm pheromones, place them on a flushable wipe, put that in his bathroom.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25283,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"David","text":"I can't believe I'm about to say this, but the cheapest option... is to make Michael an offer.","text_w_direction":"I can't believe I'm about to say this, but the cheapest option... is to make Michael an offer.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25284,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Charles","text":"Yes. Yes, I was gonna say the same thing. We should buy him out.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Yes, I was gonna say the same thing. We should buy him out.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25285,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, but you didn't.","text_w_direction":"Oh, but you didn't.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25286,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, Man! If only Michael had children. That's how you really apply the pressure.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Man! If only Michael had children. That's how you really apply the pressure.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25287,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Charles","text":"What is wrong with you?","text_w_direction":"What is wrong with you?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25288,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"David","text":"Jim, you're-- you're pretty close with him. You think they'd be up for hearing an offer?","text_w_direction":"Jim, you're-- you're pretty close with him. You think they'd be up for hearing an offer?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25289,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, I don't know. You know, they've taken a good deal of clients, so--","text_w_direction":"Oh, I don't know. You know, they've taken a good deal of clients, so--","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25290,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"David","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25291,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"I mean I guess-- I guess I could go down there and try to nudge them in the right direction.","text_w_direction":"I mean I guess-- I guess I could go down there and try to nudge them in the right direction.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25292,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"You know what? Why don't I do it, okay? Michael adores me. I'm the man for this job. Charles, you got my back on this?","text_w_direction":"You know what? Why don't I do it, okay? Michael adores me. I'm the man for this job. Charles, you got my back on this?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25293,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Charles","text":"No, Jim... I think you should go.","text_w_direction":"No, Jim... I think you should go.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25294,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, so I'll be back in, um-- back in a bit.","text_w_direction":"Okay, so I'll be back in, um-- back in a bit.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25295,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Hmm?","text_w_direction":"[knocking on door] Hmm?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25296,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, can I talk to you guys for a second?","text_w_direction":"Hey, can I talk to you guys for a second?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25297,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"We're not hiring, Jim.","text_w_direction":"We're not hiring, Jim.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25298,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Actually here for something else.","text_w_direction":"Actually here for something else.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25299,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Listen, I can't make you laugh right now.","text_w_direction":"Listen, I can't make you laugh right now.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25300,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"You know I love a good guessing game, but why don't I just tell you what I'm here for? Turns out you guys have made a pretty big dent in the Dunder Mifflin sales.","text_w_direction":"You know I love a good guessing game, but why don't I just tell you what I'm here for? Turns out you guys have made a pretty big dent in the Dunder Mifflin sales.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25301,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"Oh, that's nice.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that's nice.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25302,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"David Wallace has asked me to come down here and see if you would be interested in Dunder Mifflin buying you out.","text_w_direction":"David Wallace has asked me to come down here and see if you would be interested in Dunder Mifflin buying you out.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25303,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Seriously? Are you being serious?","text_w_direction":"Seriously? Are you being serious?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25304,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"He's bluffing, Pam.","text_w_direction":"He's bluffing, Pam.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25305,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Jim, what you don't understand is that this company's worthl--","text_w_direction":"Jim, what you don't understand is that this company's worthl--","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25306,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25307,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"No-- We don't have--","text_w_direction":"No-- We don't have--","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25308,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Oh! See I'm here to learn as little information as possible. All I really need to hear is if your incredibly successful company would be receptive to a buyout.","text_w_direction":"Oh! See I'm here to learn as little information as possible. All I really need to hear is if your incredibly successful company would be receptive to a buyout.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25309,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Uh... Yes.","text_w_direction":"[stammers] Uh... Yes.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25310,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25311,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"Maybe.","text_w_direction":"Maybe.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25312,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Three yeses. I will see you titans of industry upstairs.","text_w_direction":"Three yeses. I will see you titans of industry upstairs.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25313,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, well, we're not only tight-ends, we are also quarterbacks.","text_w_direction":"Yes, well, we're not only tight-ends, we are also quarterbacks.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25314,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Missed the last part.","text_w_direction":"Missed the last part.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25315,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"That's a pun.","text_w_direction":"That's a pun.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25316,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Got it.","text_w_direction":"Got it.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25317,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Yep. Oh... wow.","text_w_direction":"Yep. Oh... wow.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25318,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"Okay, so you are not going to reveal in any way that we're broke.","text_w_direction":"Okay, so you are not going to reveal in any way that we're broke.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25319,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Of course not.","text_w_direction":"Of course not.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25320,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"That we're having any problem at all.","text_w_direction":"That we're having any problem at all.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25321,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Nope, nope, nope.","text_w_direction":"Nope, nope, nope.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25322,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Just to reiterate, none of us is going to say anything that might indicate that we are going broke.","text_w_direction":"Just to reiterate, none of us is going to say anything that might indicate that we are going broke.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25323,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Right, right. There is no way in hell that I am going to say that we're broke.","text_w_direction":"Right, right. There is no way in hell that I am going to say that we're broke.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25324,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, I'm really worried that I'm going to say it.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'm really worried that I'm going to say it.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25325,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"No, Michael.","text_w_direction":"No, Michael.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25326,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Ah...","text_w_direction":"Ah...","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25327,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"No, man. You're-- you're fine.","text_w_direction":"No, man. You're-- you're fine.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25328,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"We have to come from a position of strength.","text_w_direction":"We have to come from a position of strength.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25329,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"I'm good, I'm good.","text_w_direction":"I'm good, I'm good.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25330,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"Just put it out of your mind.","text_w_direction":"Just put it out of your mind.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25331,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"It is. I'm good.","text_w_direction":"It is. I'm good.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25332,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25333,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25334,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Michael Scott Paper Company to see Mr. David Wallace. I believe we're expected. Well, well, well. How the turntables...","text_w_direction":"Michael Scott Paper Company to see Mr. David Wallace. I believe we're expected. [David and Charles walk out of conference room] Well, well, well. How the turntables...","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25335,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"David","text":"Michael, in order to expedite these negotiations, we are prepared to make you a very generous offer.","text_w_direction":"Michael, in order to expedite these negotiations, we are prepared to make you a very generous offer.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25336,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"And we are prepared to reject that offer.","text_w_direction":"And we are prepared to reject that offer.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25337,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"Michael, you haven't even heard--","text_w_direction":"Michael, you haven't even heard--","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25338,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Never accept their first offer. What is your second offer?","text_w_direction":"Never accept their first offer. What is your second offer?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25339,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"David","text":"$12,000.","text_w_direction":"$12,000.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25340,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Are you kidding me? That is insultingly low. I don't even want to hear what your first offer was.","text_w_direction":"Are you kidding me? That is insultingly low. I don't even want to hear what your first offer was.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25341,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"What do you hear?","text_w_direction":"What do you hear?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25342,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kelly","text":"","text_w_direction":"[mumbles]","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25343,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"David","text":"Here's the situation. Your company is four weeks old. I know this business. I know what suppliers are charging. I know you can't be making very much money. I don't know how your prices are so low, but I know it can't keep up that way. I'm sure you're scared. Probably in debt. This is the best offer you're gonna get.","text_w_direction":"Here's the situation. Your company is four weeks old. I know this business. I know what suppliers are charging. I know you can't be making very much money. I don't know how your prices are so low, but I know it can't keep up that way. I'm sure you're scared. Probably in debt. This is the best offer you're gonna get.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25344,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"I'll see your situation and I'll raise you a situation. Your company is losing clients left and right. You have a stockholder meeting coming up and you're going to have to explain to them why your most profitable branch is bleeding. So they may be looking for a little change in the CFO. So I don't think I need to wait out Dunder Mifflin. I think I just have to wait out you.","text_w_direction":"I'll see your situation and I'll raise you a situation. Your company is losing clients left and right. You have a stockholder meeting coming up and you're going to have to explain to them why your most profitable branch is bleeding. So they may be looking for a little change in the CFO. So I don't think I need to wait out Dunder Mifflin. I think I just have to wait out you.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25345,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"David","text":"Okay, now I don't know that I can get this. I do have to go to the board for approval. How's about $60,000. Hmm? $60,0000. Michael?","text_w_direction":"Okay, now I don't know that I can get this. I do have to go to the board for approval. How's about $60,000. Hmm? $60,0000. Michael?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25346,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"We'll have to talk--","text_w_direction":"[stutters] We'll have to talk--","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25347,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Charles","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25348,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"We'll have to talk about this.","text_w_direction":"We'll have to talk about this.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25349,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25350,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Just amongst ourselves.","text_w_direction":"Just amongst ourselves.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25351,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"David","text":"Okay, yes. Please take the room. Be right outside. Take your time.","text_w_direction":"Okay, yes. Please take the room. Be right outside. Take your time.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25352,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, my God. Oh, my God.","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God. Oh, my God.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25353,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"$60,000.","text_w_direction":"$60,000.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25354,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"We are so rich.","text_w_direction":"We are so rich.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25355,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Are you kidding me?","text_w_direction":"Are you kidding me?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25356,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, Jerry, the one who got away. May I ask why you're leaving the Michael Scott Paper Company? Really? Please hold. Charles.","text_w_direction":"Well, Jerry, the one who got away. May I ask why you're leaving the Michael Scott Paper Company? Really? Please hold. [gets up and runs to kitchen] Charles.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25357,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Charles","text":"Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Dwight.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25358,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"May I have your attention? The Michael Scott Paper Company is broke.","text_w_direction":"May I have your attention? The Michael Scott Paper Company is broke.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25359,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Charles","text":"What? How'd you hear that?","text_w_direction":"What? How'd you hear that?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25360,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"They've been calling all of their clients and begging them to pay more money. That can only mean one thing. They're desperate. Which can only mean one thing. They're total failures.","text_w_direction":"They've been calling all of their clients and begging them to pay more money. That can only mean one thing. They're desperate. Which can only mean one thing. They're total failures.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25361,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Great work Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Great work Dwight.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25362,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Quiet you.","text_w_direction":"Quiet you.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25363,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"No, I mean, great detective work. 'Cause this must be the first case you've ever cracked, right?","text_w_direction":"No, I mean, great detective work. 'Cause this must be the first case you've ever cracked, right?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25364,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"You don't crack a case. That has pejorative connotation. That's like calling a policeman a cop. You solve a case, and yes, I've solved plenty.","text_w_direction":"You don't crack a case. That has pejorative connotation. That's like calling a policeman a cop. You solve a case, and yes, I've solved plenty.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25365,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Charles","text":"So how long can they stay viable?","text_w_direction":"So how long can they stay viable?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25366,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"What are your top five cases?","text_w_direction":"What are your top five cases?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25367,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm gonna answer Charles first.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna answer Charles first.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25368,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Because you've solved zero cases.","text_w_direction":"Because you've solved zero cases.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25369,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, one. Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm. No footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom, case closed.","text_w_direction":"Okay, one. Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm. No footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom, case closed.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25370,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Charles","text":"Okay, do not go anywhere near the conference room.","text_w_direction":"Okay, do not go anywhere near the conference room.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25371,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Done.","text_w_direction":"Done.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25372,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Charles","text":"Because you have embarrassed me for the last time today. Got it?","text_w_direction":"Because you have embarrassed me for the last time today. Got it?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25373,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm not-- I'm not following you.","text_w_direction":"I'm not-- I'm not following you.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25374,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Charles","text":"You two are morons.","text_w_direction":"You two are morons.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25375,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Got it.","text_w_direction":"Got it.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25376,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Wh--","text_w_direction":"Wh--","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25377,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Charles","text":"Get out.","text_w_direction":"Get out.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25378,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"David","text":"So you've thought it over, yes, and you accept our offer. We can finally put this whole thing behind us? Hmm?","text_w_direction":"So you've thought it over, yes, and you accept our offer. We can finally put this whole thing behind us? Hmm?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25379,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25380,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Can you give us another minute please?","text_w_direction":"Can you give us another minute please?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25381,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"David","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25382,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Charles","text":"Oh, okay.","text_w_direction":"Oh, okay.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25383,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25384,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"How could you do this to me, Michael? You just cost me $60,000.","text_w_direction":"How could you do this to me, Michael? You just cost me $60,000.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25385,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Why are you assuming you'd get the whole thing?","text_w_direction":"Why are you assuming you'd get the whole thing?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25386,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"It's a lot of money, okay. But we need money coming in every week. We need jobs. Wouldn't you rather have a fishing pole than a fish?","text_w_direction":"It's a lot of money, okay. But we need money coming in every week. We need jobs. Wouldn't you rather have a fishing pole than a fish?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25387,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"I would rather have $60,000, honestly.","text_w_direction":"I would rather have $60,000, honestly.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25388,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"No, Michael's right. Jobs are safer.","text_w_direction":"No, Michael's right. Jobs are safer.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25389,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Agreed?","text_w_direction":"Agreed?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25390,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Agreed. But that's all, okay.","text_w_direction":"Agreed. But that's all, okay.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25391,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah, discuss these things--","text_w_direction":"Yeah, discuss these things--","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25392,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Shut up, shut up. Hello?","text_w_direction":"Shut up, shut up. Hello?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25393,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"I want my old job back. I want my old parking space back. I want a Sebring.","text_w_direction":"I want my old job back. I want my old parking space back. I want a Sebring.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25394,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Charles","text":"They don't make them anymore.","text_w_direction":"They don't make them anymore.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25395,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"And I want Charles gone.","text_w_direction":"And I want Charles gone.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25396,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"David","text":"I am not firing Charles. He is very valuable.","text_w_direction":"I am not firing Charles. He is very valuable.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25397,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Charles","text":"That's very kind of you to say, David.","text_w_direction":"That's very kind of you to say, David.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25398,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"I need him gone.","text_w_direction":"I need him gone.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25399,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"David","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25400,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, then I want Pam back.","text_w_direction":"Okay, then I want Pam back.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25401,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"David","text":"Uh, you already have a new receptionist--","text_w_direction":"Uh, you already have a new receptionist--","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25402,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Sales.","text_w_direction":"Sales.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25403,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25404,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"David","text":"Pam's not a salesperson.","text_w_direction":"Pam's not a salesperson.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25405,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, she is. At the Michael Scott Paper Company in it's heyday.","text_w_direction":"Yes, she is. At the Michael Scott Paper Company in it's heyday.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25406,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"That's right.","text_w_direction":"That's right.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25407,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"David","text":"Okay. Please continue.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Please continue.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25408,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"And Ryan.","text_w_direction":"And Ryan.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25409,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"David","text":"Ryan cost Dunder Mifflin hundreds of thousands of dollars, Michael. Ryan is--","text_w_direction":"Ryan cost Dunder Mifflin hundreds of thousands of dollars, Michael. Ryan is--","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25410,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"You know, David. I don't care if Ryan murdered his entire family he is like a son to me.","text_w_direction":"You know, David. I don't care if Ryan murdered his entire family he is like a son to me.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25411,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"David","text":"Do you realize what you're asking for here? You're talking about salary plus health benefits--","text_w_direction":"Do you realize what you're asking for here? You're talking about salary plus health benefits--","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25412,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"And dental this time.","text_w_direction":"And dental this time.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25413,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"David","text":"Insurance, taxes, social security for three people. This is a heck of a lot more than 60 grand. You're talking about a multi-million dollar buy-out.","text_w_direction":"Insurance, taxes, social security for three people. This is a heck of a lot more than 60 grand. You're talking about a multi-million dollar buy-out.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25414,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"These are our demands.","text_w_direction":"These are our demands.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25415,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"David","text":"Your company cannot be worth that much.","text_w_direction":"Your company cannot be worth that much.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25416,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Our company is worth nothing. That's the difference between you and I. Business isn't about money to me, David. If tomorrow my company goes under, I will just start another paper company. And then another and another and another. I have no shortage of company names.","text_w_direction":"Our company is worth nothing. That's the difference between you and I. Business isn't about money to me, David. If tomorrow my company goes under, I will just start another paper company. And then another and another and another. I have no shortage of company names.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25417,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"David","text":"Michael--","text_w_direction":"Michael--","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25418,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"That's one of 'em! Yes. These are our demands. This is what we want. Our balls are in your court.","text_w_direction":"That's one of 'em! Yes. These are our demands. This is what we want. Our balls are in your court.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25419,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"David","text":"Okay. Deal. Okay?","text_w_direction":"Okay. Deal. Okay?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25420,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Can we have the room please?","text_w_direction":"Can we have the room please?","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25421,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"David","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. [David and Charles leave room, Michael shuts the door and closes the blinds]","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25422,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"Yes, yes, yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes, yes, yes!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25423,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Alright!","text_w_direction":"Alright!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25424,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Yes! Can you believe it? That's what I'm talking about!","text_w_direction":"Yes! Can you believe it? That's what I'm talking about!","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25425,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"There are certain defining moments in a person's life. The day he is born. The day he grows hair. The day he starts a business. And the day he sells that business back to Dunder Mifflin. What have I learned from all of this? It is far too early to tell. I just know that I am flying high and I don't even want to think about it. I just want to enjoy it.","text_w_direction":"There are certain defining moments in a person's life. The day he is born. The day he grows hair. The day he starts a business. And the day he sells that business back to Dunder Mifflin. What have I learned from all of this? It is far too early to tell. I just know that I am flying high and I don't even want to think about it. I just want to enjoy it.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25426,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Charles","text":"Hey, guys--","text_w_direction":"Hey, guys--","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25427,"season":5,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Broke","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"No, no. You're done.","text_w_direction":"No, no. You're done.","imdb_rating":9.1,"total_votes":2509,"air_date":"2009-04-23"}
{"index":25428,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Kevin","text":"At least once a year, I like to bring in some of my Kevin's Famous Chili. The trick is to undercook the onions. Everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot. I'm serious about this stuff. I'm up the night before pressing garlic and dicing whole tomatoes. I toast my own Ancho chilies. It's a recipe passed down from Malone's for generations. It's probably the thing I do best.","text_w_direction":"At least once a year, I like to bring in some of my Kevin's Famous Chili. The trick is to undercook the onions. Everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot. I'm serious about this stuff. I'm up the night before pressing garlic and dicing whole tomatoes. I toast my own Ancho chilies. It's a recipe passed down from Malone's for generations. It's probably the thing I do best.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25429,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Someone is returning! He started his own company, and now he's back. Who could it be? I'll give you a hint. He is a man. A man you have missed with all your heart. A man who has ruined all other men for you. Who is it?","text_w_direction":"Someone is returning! He started his own company, and now he's back. Who could it be? I'll give you a hint. He is a man. A man you have missed with all your heart. A man who has ruined all other men for you. Who is it?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25430,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Ryan","text":"Who is it?","text_w_direction":"[whispering] Who is it?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25431,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"Who is it?","text_w_direction":"[whispering] Who is it?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25432,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"It's Michael Scott. Hold it up. Conference room, five minutes.","text_w_direction":"[whispering] It's Michael Scott. [applause; Michael jumps through sign] Hold it up. Conference room, five minutes.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25433,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I guess the first order of business is to welcome back me, and Pam and Ryan. And how about casual Friday again, huh? Reinstituting casual Friday? You all look great. What I want to do right now is try something a little different. I'm going to throw it out there, starting with this meeting. I want you guys to run it. I want you to say whatever you want, take it away. Your meeting.","text_w_direction":"Well, I guess the first order of business is to welcome back me, and Pam and Ryan. [scattered applause] And how about casual Friday again, huh? Reinstituting casual Friday? You all look great. What I want to do right now is try something a little different. I'm going to throw it out there, starting with this meeting. I want you guys to run it. I want you to say whatever you want, take it away. Your meeting.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25434,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Wh--what are you doing?","text_w_direction":"[after a few moments of silence] Wh--what are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25435,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"If there is something that you would like to say as a group, then by all means, you may say it to me right now.","text_w_direction":"If there is something that you would like to say as a group, then by all means, you may say it to me right now.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25436,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Angela","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25437,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25438,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Angela","text":"People are dressed inappropriately.","text_w_direction":"People are dressed inappropriately.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25439,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Take it up with Toby. What I want you to do, is I want you to look inward. And I want you to reflect. And I want you to say something different.","text_w_direction":"Take it up with Toby. What I want you to do, is I want you to look inward. And I want you to reflect. And I want you to say something different.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25440,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"Can you give us a hint?","text_w_direction":"Can you give us a hint?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25441,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"When I needed salespeople for my new paper company, everyone here turned their back on me. Am I going to ask them to beg for forgiveness? No. Am I going to ask for big, crying apology? No. Am I going to ask them to slit their wrists for me? No. I just want a tiny, microscopic version of that.","text_w_direction":"When I needed salespeople for my new paper company, everyone here turned their back on me. Am I going to ask them to beg for forgiveness? No. Am I going to ask for big, crying apology? No. Am I going to ask them to slit their wrists for me? No. I just want a tiny, microscopic version of that.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25442,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Oscar, what were you going to say?","text_w_direction":"Oscar, what were you going to say?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25443,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Oscar","text":"Nothing. I didn't say anything.","text_w_direction":"Nothing. I didn't say anything.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25444,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25445,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Erin","text":"Do I still have a job here?","text_w_direction":"Do I still have a job here?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25446,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Not important. Okay, alright. Yes. Yes, you have a job. Frankly, you have a job because Ryan and Pam are starting with us as salesmen.","text_w_direction":"Not important. [everyone mutters] Okay, alright. Yes. Yes, you have a job. Frankly, you have a job because Ryan and Pam are starting with us as salesmen.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25447,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait, what?","text_w_direction":"Wait, what?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25448,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Stanley","text":"How is that going to work?","text_w_direction":"How is that going to work?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25449,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"It's going to work very smoothly, because Pam and Ryan are bringing over a ton of clients from Michael Scott Paper Company and--","text_w_direction":"It's going to work very smoothly, because Pam and Ryan are bringing over a ton of clients from Michael Scott Paper Company and--","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25450,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Phyllis","text":"You mean the clients you stole from us.","text_w_direction":"You mean the clients you stole from us.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25451,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah , aren't we getting those clients back?","text_w_direction":"Yeah , aren't we getting those clients back?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25452,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"No, you lost those clients.","text_w_direction":"No, you lost those clients.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25453,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"I call foul, sir.","text_w_direction":"I call foul, sir.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25454,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25455,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"You were bought out. So the company then bought out all of the stolen clients.","text_w_direction":"You were bought out. So the company then bought out all of the stolen clients.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25456,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, Dwight. Let me explain something to you. I set the rules and you follow them. Blindly. Okay? And if you have a problem with that then you can talk to our complaint department. It's a trash can.","text_w_direction":"Okay, Dwight. Let me explain something to you. I set the rules and you follow them. Blindly. Okay? And if you have a problem with that then you can talk to our complaint department. It's a trash can.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25457,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Meredith","text":"Don't fall in love with me, kid.","text_w_direction":"[to Ryan] Don't fall in love with me, kid.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25458,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"Boscov's at the Steamtown Mall?","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Boscov's at the Steamtown Mall?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25459,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Phyllis","text":"It sure looked good on the mannequin.","text_w_direction":"It sure looked good on the mannequin.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25460,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"Well, you have good taste.","text_w_direction":"Well, you have good taste.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25461,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Phyllis","text":"Well, thanks. I sure wish I had more time to talk to my clients, though.","text_w_direction":"Well, thanks. I sure wish I had more time to talk to my clients, though.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25462,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25463,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Phyllis","text":"Isn't that what you said to a bunch of my clients when you were stealing them? That I didn't have enough time for them?","text_w_direction":"Isn't that what you said to a bunch of my clients when you were stealing them? That I didn't have enough time for them?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25464,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, I, um...","text_w_direction":"Oh, I, um...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25465,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Phyllis","text":"Close your mouth, sweetie. You look like a trout.","text_w_direction":"Close your mouth, sweetie. You look like a trout.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25466,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Angela","text":"The man is wearing sandals. I don't need to see Oscar's toes at work. Gross! I mean he looks like he just got off the boat.","text_w_direction":"The man is wearing sandals. I don't need to see Oscar's toes at work. Gross! I mean he looks like he just got off the boat.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25467,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Toby","text":"Can't you just not look at his feet?","text_w_direction":"Can't you just not look at his feet?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25468,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Angela","text":"Excuse me? Oh. You're so educated, aren't you Toby? So trained to deal with a hysterical woman. I don't want to look at his feet. Do your job!","text_w_direction":"Excuse me? Oh. You're so educated, aren't you Toby? So trained to deal with a hysterical woman. I don't want to look at his feet. [storms off] Do your job!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25469,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Toby","text":"Well, I was in the Seminary for a year and dropped out 'cause I wanted to have s*x with this girl, Cathy. Followed her to Scranton. Took the first job I could find in H.R. Later she divorced me. So no, I wouldn't say I have a passion for H.R.","text_w_direction":"Well, I was in the Seminary for a year and dropped out 'cause I wanted to have s*x with this girl, Cathy. Followed her to Scranton. Took the first job I could find in H.R. Later she divorced me. So no, I wouldn't say I have a passion for H.R.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25470,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"There you are, my friend.","text_w_direction":"[hands Ryan a soda] There you are, my friend.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25471,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Ryan","text":"Oh, thanks, man.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thanks, man.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25472,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Pamela.","text_w_direction":"Pamela.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25473,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"Thank, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Thank, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25474,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25475,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Fresh hot ink.","text_w_direction":"Fresh hot ink.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25476,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Stanley","text":"\"New File System\".","text_w_direction":"\"New File System\".","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25477,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Trust me, Stanley, you're going to want to read this memo very carefully.","text_w_direction":"Trust me, Stanley, you're going to want to read this memo very carefully.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25478,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Stanley","text":"I am not changing the way I do my files.","text_w_direction":"I am not changing the way I do my files.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25479,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"No, no. This goes for all of you. Believe me, you are going to want to heat my words.","text_w_direction":"No, no. This goes for all of you. Believe me, you are going to want to heat my words.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25480,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"When held over heat the invisible ink will reveal that everyone should meet at the warehouse immediately. Do not ask me where I got the invisible ink. Urine. It was urine.","text_w_direction":"When held over heat the invisible ink will reveal that everyone should meet at the warehouse immediately. Do not ask me where I got the invisible ink. Urine. It was urine.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25481,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Oscar","text":"I'm sorry you're offended by my shoes, but I am not going to drive home to change.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry you're offended by my shoes, but I am not going to drive home to change.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25482,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Toby","text":"I could loan you a pair of socks.","text_w_direction":"I could loan you a pair of socks.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25483,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Oscar","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25484,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Toby","text":"No, they're clean. I was going to wear them to volleyball practice later.","text_w_direction":"No, they're clean. I was going to wear them to volleyball practice later.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25485,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Oscar","text":"I don't think so.","text_w_direction":"I don't think so.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25486,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"Andrew Bernard.","text_w_direction":"Andrew Bernard.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25487,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, what are you still doing at your desk?","text_w_direction":"Okay, what are you still doing at your desk?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25488,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"What are you still doing not at your desk?","text_w_direction":"What are you still doing not at your desk?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25489,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Did you even read the memo?","text_w_direction":"Did you even read the memo?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25490,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"All my files are now in reverse alphabetical order--","text_w_direction":"All my files are now in reverse alphabetical order--","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25491,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"No, you idiot. There is a code embedded in the memo. Listen, you need to round up all the salesmen, except for Ryan and Pam, and get them down to the warehouse pronto.","text_w_direction":"No, you idiot. There is a code embedded in the memo. Listen, you need to round up all the salesmen, except for Ryan and Pam, and get them down to the warehouse pronto.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25492,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, it is on like a prawn who yawns at dawn.","text_w_direction":"Oh, it is on like a prawn who yawns at dawn.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25493,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Stop doing rhyming poetry. Just tell them, please. God, the simplest thing.","text_w_direction":"Stop doing rhyming poetry. Just tell them, please. God, the simplest thing.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25494,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"We're in crisis mode here, do you understand? The two unqualified so-called salespeople are being favored because they all failed together. And frankly, I'm not convinced that Michael and Pam didn't have a thing going while they were gone.","text_w_direction":"We're in crisis mode here, do you understand? The two unqualified so-called salespeople are being favored because they all failed together. And frankly, I'm not convinced that Michael and Pam didn't have a thing going while they were gone.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25495,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"Can I address that?","text_w_direction":"Can I address that?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25496,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"No, you're too close.","text_w_direction":"No, you're too close.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25497,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25498,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Stanley, how do you feel about those two taking your clients?","text_w_direction":"Stanley, how do you feel about those two taking your clients?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25499,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Stanley","text":"It's not right. I don't like it.","text_w_direction":"It's not right. I don't like it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25500,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"He doesn't like it.","text_w_direction":"He doesn't like it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25501,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Phyllis","text":"You don't take my clients away and give them to a secretary. No offense, Jim. I think she's very pretty.","text_w_direction":"You don't take my clients away and give them to a secretary. [sighs] No offense, Jim. I think she's very pretty.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25502,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Her face is okay, but-- Jesus! What --what are you doing here?","text_w_direction":"Her face is okay, but-- Jesus! What --what are you doing here?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25503,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Meredith","text":"I don't know. I saw a crowd. I thought there might be a dogfight or something--","text_w_direction":"I don't know. I saw a crowd. I thought there might be a dogfight or something--","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25504,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Get out! We need to do something. I'm thinking maybe a coup or we take Ryan hostage.","text_w_direction":"Get out! We need to do something. I'm thinking maybe a coup or we take Ryan hostage.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25505,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Phyllis","text":"Those sound too harsh.","text_w_direction":"Those sound too harsh.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25506,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"No, I'm not saying we do those things. I'm saying something like those things.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm not saying we do those things. I'm saying something like those things.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25507,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"Of course. What is like a hostage?","text_w_direction":"Of course. What is like a hostage?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25508,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Excellent question.","text_w_direction":"Excellent question.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25509,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"We could write a strong-worded letter.","text_w_direction":"We could write a strong-worded letter.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25510,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Words will never be enough.","text_w_direction":"Words will never be enough.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25511,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"Strongly-painted picture.","text_w_direction":"Strongly-painted picture.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25512,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"No, pictures are too interpretive.","text_w_direction":"No, pictures are too interpretive.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25513,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"Can I just say something? I know that tempers are high, but I think the best way to handle this might be to just talk to Michael directly.","text_w_direction":"Can I just say something? I know that tempers are high, but I think the best way to handle this might be to just talk to Michael directly.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25514,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh. Well, that--that's a great idea, Jim. Oh, I totally see your point. Okay, we'll talk to Michael directly. So uh, meeting is over, I guess. I'll see everyone upstairs.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Well, that--that's a great idea, Jim. Oh, I totally see your point. Okay, we'll talk to Michael directly. So uh, meeting is over, I guess. I'll see everyone upstairs.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25515,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"Great. See you upstairs.","text_w_direction":"Great. See you upstairs.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25516,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"C'mon. Guys. Psst, listen. Now is the time for action. I'm talking action--","text_w_direction":"C'mon. [whispers] Guys. Psst, listen. Now is the time for action. I'm talking action--","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25517,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"That one's great.","text_w_direction":"That one's great.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25518,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25519,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Ryan","text":"You look so classy in that picture.","text_w_direction":"You look so classy in that picture.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25520,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"I do? Well--Where is that bowl?","text_w_direction":"I do? Well--Where is that bowl?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25521,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, you have a second?","text_w_direction":"Hey, you have a second?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25522,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Michael Scott Paper Company only.","text_w_direction":"Michael Scott Paper Company only.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25523,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, I think you're going to want to cool it with that 'cause it's starting to upset the other salesmen.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I think you're going to want to cool it with that 'cause it's starting to upset the other salesmen.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25524,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, well---","text_w_direction":"Okay, well---","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25525,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Ryan","text":"Tough.","text_w_direction":"Tough.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25526,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"I will--no, no. I'll talk to them when they all get back from the bathroom.","text_w_direction":"I will--no, no. I'll talk to them when they all get back from the bathroom.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25527,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"This is awkward to talk about, but there may or may not be--but definitely is--a mutiny forming in the warehouse right now.","text_w_direction":"This is awkward to talk about, but there may or may not be--but definitely is--a mutiny forming in the warehouse right now.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25528,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Against who?","text_w_direction":"Against who?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25529,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Ryan","text":"You. Us.","text_w_direction":"You. Us.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25530,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25531,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Ryan","text":"It's gotta be because they all want their clients.","text_w_direction":"It's gotta be because they all want their clients.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25532,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"The old Michael Scott might have taken this, but not the new Michael Scott. They are in for a bitter surprise. I am not to be truffled with.","text_w_direction":"The old Michael Scott might have taken this, but not the new Michael Scott. They are in for a bitter surprise. I am not to be truffled with.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25533,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Six weeks ago, none of these people wanted to come with me. You two were the only ones with the stones to follow.","text_w_direction":"Six weeks ago, none of these people wanted to come with me. You two were the only ones with the stones to follow.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25534,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"Mm-hmmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmmm.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25535,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"That was us, right there.","text_w_direction":"That was us, right there.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25536,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"We were something else.","text_w_direction":"We were something else.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25537,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Ryan","text":"What you gotta do is you gotta go down to that warehouse and you gotta crack some skulls.","text_w_direction":"What you gotta do is you gotta go down to that warehouse and you gotta crack some skulls.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25538,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25539,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Ryan","text":"Chiklis style.","text_w_direction":"Chiklis style.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25540,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, the Commish.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, the Commish.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25541,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Ryan","text":"Yes, but Chiklis Shield style. Not Commish style.","text_w_direction":"Yes, but Chiklis Shield style. Not Commish style.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25542,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, yeah. The Shield.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, yeah. The Shield.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25543,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Creed","text":"It's crazy what's going on out there today, huh?","text_w_direction":"It's crazy what's going on out there today, huh?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25544,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"I know. Yeah, it's...kinda--","text_w_direction":"I know. Yeah, it's...kinda--","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25545,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Creed","text":"Sometimes it's best just to say out of it.","text_w_direction":"Sometimes it's best just to say out of it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25546,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"That's true. That's right. Yeah.","text_w_direction":"That's true. That's right. Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25547,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Creed","text":"Want to play a game?","text_w_direction":"Want to play a game?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25548,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Hey gang. Where you been?","text_w_direction":"Hey gang. Where you been?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25549,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Lunch.","text_w_direction":"Lunch.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25550,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Where'd you eat?","text_w_direction":"Where'd you eat?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25551,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Phyllis","text":"A restaurant.","text_w_direction":"A restaurant.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25552,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"What'd you have, Stanley?","text_w_direction":"What'd you have, Stanley?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25553,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"I had a salmon salad. With water, no ice. I was going to get a soda, but the waiter talked me out of it. Her name was Flo, she had black hair.","text_w_direction":"I had a salmon salad. With water, no ice. I was going to get a soda, but the waiter talked me out of it. Her name was Flo, she had black hair.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25554,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Stanley","text":"I had Mexican food.","text_w_direction":"I had Mexican food.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25555,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"So since you guys already ate, you won't be eating the stuff you brought with you for lunch, will you? Oh, wow, Stanley. Is that egg salad? Andy brought some salmon.","text_w_direction":"So since you guys already ate, you won't be eating the stuff you brought with you for lunch, will you? [walks into kitchen] Oh, wow, Stanley. Is that egg salad? Andy brought some salmon.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25556,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Ryan","text":"That looks great.","text_w_direction":"That looks great.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25557,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight, is that a meat sandwich? You guys hungry?","text_w_direction":"Dwight, is that a meat sandwich? You guys hungry?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25558,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Ryan","text":"I can eat.","text_w_direction":"I can eat.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25559,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"I'm going to o have some of this meat sandwich.","text_w_direction":"I'm going to o have some of this meat sandwich.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25560,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"It's pony.","text_w_direction":"It's pony.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25561,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Mom. What kind of sauce is on your salmon?","text_w_direction":"Mom. What kind of sauce is on your salmon?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25562,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"Dijonnaise.","text_w_direction":"Dijonnaise.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25563,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Mmm. Thanks for going out, guys.","text_w_direction":"Mmm. Thanks for going out, guys.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25564,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"Mmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmm.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25565,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Toby","text":"Hey, Meredith. Can I talk to you privately for a second?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Meredith. Can I talk to you privately for a second?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25566,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Meredith","text":"About what?","text_w_direction":"About what?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25567,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Toby","text":"Your outfit.","text_w_direction":"Your outfit.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25568,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Meredith","text":"What? What's wrong with my outfit?","text_w_direction":"What? What's wrong with my outfit?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25569,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Toby","text":"You--you might consider pulling it down a touch. It's ri--it's riding up a little high.","text_w_direction":"You--you might consider pulling it down a touch. It's ri--it's riding up a little high.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25570,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Meredith","text":"A bunch of prudes. You know, Oscar's allowed to wear sandals, but I'm not allowed to wear open-toed shoes? Is that how it goes?","text_w_direction":"A bunch of prudes. You know, Oscar's allowed to wear sandals, but I'm not allowed to wear open-toed shoes? [pulls down dress, office gasps] Is that how it goes?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25571,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Oscar","text":"Meredith, your boob is out.","text_w_direction":"Meredith, your boob is out.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25572,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Meredith","text":"Fine.","text_w_direction":"Fine. [pulls dress up, everyone gasps again]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25573,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Angela","text":"Meredith, too far!","text_w_direction":"Meredith, too far!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25574,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Kelly","text":"Dammit, Meredith, where are your panties?","text_w_direction":"Dammit, Meredith, where are your panties?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25575,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Meredith","text":"It's casual day. Happy?","text_w_direction":"It's casual day. Happy? [bends over to get a file, exposing herself to the office]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25576,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Creed","text":"No. IF you do that, I'm gonna do that. IF you do that, I'm gonna do that. IF you do this, I'm gonna do that.","text_w_direction":"[playing chess with Jim] No. IF you do that, I'm gonna do that. IF you do that, I'm gonna do that. IF you do this, I'm gonna do that.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25577,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"Well, what if I just do this?","text_w_direction":"Well, what if I just do this?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25578,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Creed","text":"You don't want to do that.","text_w_direction":"You don't want to do that.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25579,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"I'm just hiding out until all this stuff blows over. With Creed. Playing chess. At work. He's winning. I feel like I'm describing a dream I had.","text_w_direction":"I'm just hiding out until all this stuff blows over. With Creed. Playing chess. At work. He's winning. I feel like I'm describing a dream I had.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25580,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Ryan","text":"I'm sorry you feel that way, Mr. Bart. Is there anything I can do to make things better?","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry you feel that way, Mr. Bart. Is there anything I can do to make things better?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25581,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Give me the phone. Give me the phone.","text_w_direction":"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Give me the phone. Give me the phone.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25582,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Ryan","text":"Exactly.","text_w_direction":"Exactly.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25583,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"That's my client.","text_w_direction":"That's my client.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25584,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Ryan","text":"Exactly. This is your first complaint in ten years.","text_w_direction":"Exactly. This is your first complaint in ten years.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25585,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Give me the phone.","text_w_direction":"Give me the phone.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25586,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Ryan","text":"Things have been generally good.","text_w_direction":"Things have been generally good.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25587,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Give me the phone. Tell him Dwight Schrute wants to talk to him.","text_w_direction":"Give me the phone. Tell him Dwight Schrute wants to talk to him.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25588,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Ryan","text":"Look, uh, Mr. Bart...","text_w_direction":"Look, uh, Mr. Bart...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25589,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Hi, Mr. Bart.","text_w_direction":"Hi, Mr. Bart.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25590,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Ryan","text":"At these prices with this service...","text_w_direction":"At these prices with this service...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25591,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, it's Dwight here. Give me the phone.","text_w_direction":"Hey, it's Dwight here. Give me the phone.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25592,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Ryan","text":"You're not gonna find this anywhere else.","text_w_direction":"You're not gonna find this anywhere else.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25593,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Dwight Schrute here. Hey, don't hang up.","text_w_direction":"Dwight Schrute here. Hey, don't hang up.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25594,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Ryan","text":"No, no, no. Sir, don't listen.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no. Sir, don't listen.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25595,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"I know times are tough right now, and I laud your thriftiness. Ryan!","text_w_direction":"I know times are tough right now, and I laud your thriftiness. [tries to pull phone out of Ryan's hand] Ryan!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25596,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Phyllis","text":"Ryan, hand the phone over.","text_w_direction":"Ryan, hand the phone over.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25597,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Ryan","text":"Stop flustering me, everybody!","text_w_direction":"Stop flustering me, everybody!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25598,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Stanley","text":"Who let this boy on the phone?","text_w_direction":"Who let this boy on the phone?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25599,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Ah! Mr. Bart! Ugh! [slams phone down[ I cannot believe you lost that account. He was my client for ten years!","text_w_direction":"Ah! Mr. Bart! Ugh! [slams phone down[ I cannot believe you lost that account. He was my client for ten years!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25600,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"You made him lose the account by screaming at him the entire time. It's okay, Ryan.","text_w_direction":"You made him lose the account by screaming at him the entire time. It's okay, Ryan.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25601,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"You're a secretary! What do you know?","text_w_direction":"You're a secretary! What do you know?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25602,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Ryan","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25603,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"And you're a temp and I'm taking your phone. I'm confiscating this.","text_w_direction":"And you're a temp and I'm taking your phone. I'm confiscating this.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25604,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, hey guys. You know what I want you to do? Shake hands, get over it. That was not a shake, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey guys. You know what I want you to do? Shake hands, get over it. That was not a shake, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25605,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"We want our clients back or we quit, Michael.","text_w_direction":"We want our clients back or we quit, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25606,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Who quits?","text_w_direction":"Who quits?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25607,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Phyllis","text":"Me.","text_w_direction":"Me.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25608,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Stanley","text":"And me.","text_w_direction":"And me.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25609,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"Me too.","text_w_direction":"Me too.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25610,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"You guys gotta be kidding.","text_w_direction":"You guys gotta be kidding.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25611,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"No, we gotta be deadly serious. We'll start our own paper company. The Schrute-Bernard-Lapin-Vance...Stanley Paper Company.","text_w_direction":"No, we gotta be deadly serious. We'll start our own paper company. The Schrute-Bernard-Lapin-Vance...Stanley Paper Company.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25612,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"I love it. I love this idea, and I fully support you. As a matter of fact, I'm going to give you some seed money. There you go. There's some seed money for you. And you can take it, no hard feelings. But if you stay, I want an apology, and I want a big one.","text_w_direction":"I love it. I love this idea, and I fully support you. As a matter of fact, I'm going to give you some seed money. [throws money at Phyllis] There you go. There's some seed money for you. And you can take it, no hard feelings. But if you stay, I want an apology, and I want a big one.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25613,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Stanley","text":"You want us to apologize to you?","text_w_direction":"You want us to apologize to you?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25614,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Yes I do.","text_w_direction":"Yes I do.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25615,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"That's completely backwards.","text_w_direction":"That's completely backwards.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25616,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"It's frontward's.","text_w_direction":"It's frontward's.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25617,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Phyllis","text":"Michael, you thought you were attacking corporate, but we were the ones who got hurt. You should be apologizing to us.","text_w_direction":"Michael, you thought you were attacking corporate, but we were the ones who got hurt. You should be apologizing to us.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25618,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Stanley","text":"That's right.","text_w_direction":"That's right.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25619,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Right.","text_w_direction":"Right.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25620,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Phyllis","text":"Michael, you always said we were a family. Then you went after us.","text_w_direction":"Michael, you always said we were a family. Then you went after us.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25621,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"No matter how I look at this, I am in the wrong. And I have looked at this thing, like a hundred different ways. From my point of view, from their point of view...98 others. And the bottom line, I am in the wrong. I'm the bad guy.","text_w_direction":"No matter how I look at this, I am in the wrong. And I have looked at this thing, like a hundred different ways. From my point of view, from their point of view...98 others. And the bottom line, I am in the wrong. I'm the bad guy.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25622,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"I need you to arrange a meeting between me and the sales staff without Ryan and Pam knowing.","text_w_direction":"I need you to arrange a meeting between me and the sales staff without Ryan and Pam knowing.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25623,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Gasp. Are you talking about a secret meeting?","text_w_direction":"Gasp. Are you talking about a secret meeting?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25624,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Whatever you guys did earlier.","text_w_direction":"Whatever you guys did earlier.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25625,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't know that first things about secret meetings.","text_w_direction":"I don't know that first things about secret meetings.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25626,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Just do it, okay?","text_w_direction":"Just do it, okay?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25627,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"I'll do--","text_w_direction":"I'll do--","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25628,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Get 'em there. Get 'em there.","text_w_direction":"Get 'em there. Get 'em there.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25629,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"I'll do the best I can.","text_w_direction":"I'll do the best I can.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25630,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Are you kidding me?","text_w_direction":"Are you kidding me?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25631,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Deceit does not come easy to me.","text_w_direction":"Deceit does not come easy to me.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25632,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, okay, okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay, okay, okay.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25633,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Erin","text":"I really love your outfit.","text_w_direction":"I really love your outfit.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25634,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Kelly","text":"Thank you so much for saying that. I can't believe that Toby thinks this is inappropriate.","text_w_direction":"Thank you so much for saying that. I can't believe that Toby thinks this is inappropriate.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25635,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Erin","text":"You look like J-Lo.","text_w_direction":"You look like J-Lo.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25636,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"So from the bottom of my heart to the top of my heart, I am sorry.","text_w_direction":"So from the bottom of my heart to the top of my heart, I am sorry.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25637,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Stanley","text":"Are you giving us our clients back?","text_w_direction":"Are you giving us our clients back?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25638,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"If we could just focus and go down the line, and everyone would say, \"apology accepted\", I think we would all feel better. And then we can break out my gift to you--complimentary white chocolate bark.","text_w_direction":"If we could just focus and go down the line, and everyone would say, \"apology accepted\", I think we would all feel better. And then we can break out my gift to you--complimentary white chocolate bark.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25639,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Stanley","text":"Nobody likes that stuff except for you.","text_w_direction":"Nobody likes that stuff except for you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25640,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"They wouldn't make it unless people liked it.","text_w_direction":"They wouldn't make it unless people liked it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25641,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Phyllis","text":"Michael, just give us our clients back. That's all we care about.","text_w_direction":"Michael, just give us our clients back. That's all we care about.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25642,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. If I give you your clients back there won't be enough clients for Ryan and Pam, and I promised both of them they were gonna be salespeople.","text_w_direction":"Okay. If I give you your clients back there won't be enough clients for Ryan and Pam, and I promised both of them they were gonna be salespeople.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25643,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Stanley","text":"So?","text_w_direction":"So?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25644,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Fine, have your clients. I can see that's what you wanted all along. However, I rescind my apology.","text_w_direction":"Fine, have your clients. I can see that's what you wanted all along. [everyone mutters \"okay\"] However, I rescind my apology.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25645,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"That's fair.","text_w_direction":"That's fair.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25646,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"You are not reacting at all as I had hoped.","text_w_direction":"You are not reacting at all as I had hoped.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25647,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Darryl","text":"What'd I tell you about building forts in my warehouse?","text_w_direction":"What'd I tell you about building forts in my warehouse?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25648,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Ryan","text":"Michael gave all of our clients back to their old salespeople, so now there's not enough for both me and Pam to stay on.","text_w_direction":"Michael gave all of our clients back to their old salespeople, so now there's not enough for both me and Pam to stay on.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25649,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"He can only keep one of us as a salesperson now. He'll make his decision by the end of the day.","text_w_direction":"He can only keep one of us as a salesperson now. He'll make his decision by the end of the day.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25650,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Ryan","text":"I think you should get it. You really grew into it.","text_w_direction":"I think you should get it. You really grew into it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25651,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"Oh. I think you should get it. You've changed a lot and you'd be good at it.","text_w_direction":"Oh. I think you should get it. You've changed a lot and you'd be good at it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25652,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Ryan","text":"If you really think that, will you tell that to Michael? That would go a long way coming from you.","text_w_direction":"If you really think that, will you tell that to Michael? That would go a long way coming from you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25653,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25654,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Ryan","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25655,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Creed","text":"So hey, I'm want to set you up with my daughter.","text_w_direction":"So hey, I'm want to set you up with my daughter.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25656,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, I'm engaged to Pam.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'm engaged to Pam.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25657,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Creed","text":"I thought you were gay.","text_w_direction":"I thought you were gay.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25658,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"Then why would you want to set me up with your daughter?","text_w_direction":"Then why would you want to set me up with your daughter?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25659,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Creed","text":"I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25660,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Jim. Can I talk to you for a minute?","text_w_direction":"Jim. Can I talk to you for a minute?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25661,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"Sure. Let me just finish this turn.","text_w_direction":"Sure. Let me just finish this turn.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25662,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"And Bingo was his name. Let's go.","text_w_direction":"[puts Scrabble pieces on board] And Bingo was his name. Let's go.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25663,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Creed","text":"Challenge.","text_w_direction":"Challenge.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25664,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"I need your help. This whole Pam/Ryan debate is screwing with my head.","text_w_direction":"I need your help. This whole Pam/Ryan debate is screwing with my head.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25665,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"I don't want to be biased, but I am very close to Ryan. You know that.","text_w_direction":"I don't want to be biased, but I am very close to Ryan. You know that.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25666,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"You're close with Pam too.","text_w_direction":"You're close with Pam too.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25667,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"Eh, she's nice, I guess. You know what? Best thing to do, Pros and Cons list.","text_w_direction":"Eh, she's nice, I guess. You know what? Best thing to do, Pros and Cons list.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25668,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Pro for Ryan, he went to business school, he's my number one choice.","text_w_direction":"Pro for Ryan, he went to business school, he's my number one choice.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25669,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"Well, that's--","text_w_direction":"Well, that's--","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25670,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"I like his hair.","text_w_direction":"I like his hair.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25671,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"Cons, Ryan. He defrauded the company. He has never made a sale.","text_w_direction":"Cons, Ryan. He defrauded the company. He has never made a sale.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25672,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25673,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"He definitely stole my iPod.","text_w_direction":"He definitely stole my iPod.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25674,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"That sounds pretty biased.","text_w_direction":"That sounds pretty biased.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25675,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"You didn't hear my pros. Environmentally-conscious 'cause his mom drives him to work everyday.","text_w_direction":"You didn't hear my pros. Environmentally-conscious 'cause his mom drives him to work everyday.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25676,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Pam, pros.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Pam, pros.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25677,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25678,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"I like her. I think that she is a fast learner. Cons, she doesn't always follow through. Sh--New York and the whole art school thing. And Roy. She has a weird voice.","text_w_direction":"I like her. I think that she is a fast learner. Cons, she doesn't always follow through. Sh--New York and the whole art school thing. And Roy. She has a weird voice.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25679,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"That's not true.","text_w_direction":"That's not true.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25680,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"I don't need to tell you that.","text_w_direction":"I don't need to tell you that.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25681,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"I think she'd be a really good salesperson.","text_w_direction":"I think she'd be a really good salesperson.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25682,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"I don't think you are being totally impartial though, because you haven't said one bad thing about Pam.","text_w_direction":"I don't think you are being totally impartial though, because you haven't said one bad thing about Pam.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25683,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"And I won't.","text_w_direction":"And I won't.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25684,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. So be it, then you've lost credibility. And I'm going to go with my guy, and that's Ryan.","text_w_direction":"Okay. So be it, then you've lost credibility. And I'm going to go with my guy, and that's Ryan.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25685,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"All right. You're right, sometimes when she's tired, she can be a little bit shrill. But that's not a weird voice.","text_w_direction":"All right. You're right, sometimes when she's tired, she can be a little bit shrill. But that's not a weird voice.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25686,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, wow! Whoa!","text_w_direction":"Oh, wow! Whoa!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25687,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Jim","text":"Take it easy.","text_w_direction":"Take it easy.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25688,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Ho-ho, man! Wow. Honey! I want you to bring the garbage out. 'Cause I'm not going to have s*x with you unless you bring out the garba--","text_w_direction":"Ho-ho, man! Wow. [in a high-pitched voice] Honey! I want you to bring the garbage out. 'Cause I'm not going to have s*x with you unless you bring out the garba--","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25689,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"I have a very difficult decision to make. It's like last week I was at the video store. Do I rent Devil Wears Prada again? Or do I finally get around to seeing Sophie's Choice? It is what you would call a classic difficult decision.","text_w_direction":"I have a very difficult decision to make. It's like last week I was at the video store. Do I rent Devil Wears Prada again? Or do I finally get around to seeing Sophie's Choice? It is what you would call a classic difficult decision.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25690,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"You don't understand clothing, Toby. You're dressed like this amorphous blob of khaki.","text_w_direction":"You don't understand clothing, Toby. You're dressed like this amorphous blob of khaki.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25691,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Toby","text":"All right, look, what you gotta understand is that when you come to work, you give up certain rights.","text_w_direction":"All right, look, what you gotta understand is that when you come to work, you give up certain rights.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25692,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"Listen up, Flenderson. You're being weak and ineffectual. I'm cowboying this meeting, okay? Here are the new rules. Earth tones only. Also, women are forbidden to wear pants.","text_w_direction":"Listen up, Flenderson. You're being weak and ineffectual. I'm cowboying this meeting, okay? Here are the new rules. Earth tones only. Also, women are forbidden to wear pants.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25693,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Toby","text":"All right, come. Sit down, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"All right, come. Sit down, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25694,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25695,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Toby","text":"I'm running this meeting.","text_w_direction":"I'm running this meeting.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25696,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Dwight","text":"That's debatable.","text_w_direction":"That's debatable.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25697,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Toby","text":"It's not. It's not. Sit down or I am writing you up.","text_w_direction":"It's not. It's not. Sit down or I am writing you up.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25698,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Meredith","text":"Ooh, where has this guy been?","text_w_direction":"Ooh, where has this guy been?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25699,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Toby","text":"Casual Fridays are cancelled. Let's just not do it anymore.","text_w_direction":"Casual Fridays are cancelled. [everyone protests] Let's just not do it anymore.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25700,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Andy","text":"You're running from the problem.","text_w_direction":"You're running from the problem.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25701,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Toby","text":"There's not a single appropriate outfit in this whole--except mine, quite honestly.","text_w_direction":"There's not a single appropriate outfit in this whole--except mine, quite honestly.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25702,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Pam, can you come in here, please? Have a seat. Well, there's no easy way of saying this. So I think I will just...drag it out. Since the dawn of time there has been--","text_w_direction":"Pam, can you come in here, please? Have a seat. [clears throat] Well, there's no easy way of saying this. So I think I will just...drag it out. Since the dawn of time there has been--","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25703,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"Just tell me.","text_w_direction":"Just tell me.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25704,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"I gave Ryan the sales job. There just weren't enough clients for the two of you. So I had to--","text_w_direction":"I gave Ryan the sales job. There just weren't enough clients for the two of you. So I had to--","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25705,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"No, okay.","text_w_direction":"No, okay.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25706,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"I'm sorry, sorry.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, sorry.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25707,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, I get it. Why are you giggling? Is this a joke? Michael, is this-- did I get the job?","text_w_direction":"Okay, I get it. [Michael laughs] Why are you giggling? Is this a joke? [Michael continues to laugh] Michael, is this-- did I get the job?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25708,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, you did.","text_w_direction":"[laughing] Yes, you did.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25709,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"I did?","text_w_direction":"I did?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25710,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25711,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"For real, you're not kidding?","text_w_direction":"For real, you're not kidding?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25712,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"No, you--no.","text_w_direction":"No, you--no.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25713,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"I did?","text_w_direction":"I did?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25714,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"No, you're the best person for the job. You're going to be great.","text_w_direction":"No, you're the best person for the job. You're going to be great.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25715,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, Michael, thank you. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Michael, thank you. Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25716,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, oh!","text_w_direction":"[laughing] Oh, oh!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25717,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"Thank you. You will not be sorry.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. You will not be sorry.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25718,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"You should have seen your face. Oh man! Oh, that was classic.","text_w_direction":"You should have seen your face. Oh man! Oh, that was classic.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25719,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"Oh. I really thought I didn't get it.","text_w_direction":"Oh. [laughing] I really thought I didn't get it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25720,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, really?","text_w_direction":"Oh, really?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25721,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah. 'Cause you said I didn't","text_w_direction":"Yeah. 'Cause you said I didn't","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25722,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, man. That was really good. That was really good.","text_w_direction":"Oh, man. That was really good. That was really good.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25723,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"What about Ryan?","text_w_direction":"What about Ryan?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25724,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know, I offered him his temp job back. We'll see. He was not happy at all when I offered him this job and then I told him he didn't get the job, so--","text_w_direction":"I don't know, I offered him his temp job back. We'll see. He was not happy at all when I offered him this job and then I told him he didn't get the job, so--","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25725,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah. Maybe you shouldn't fake fire people anymore.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Maybe you shouldn't fake fire people anymore.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25726,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"I don't appreciate you telling me what to do. So clean out your desk, you are through here.","text_w_direction":"I don't appreciate you telling me what to do. So clean out your desk, you are through here.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25727,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"Thanks, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Thanks, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25728,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Oh! What's our receptionists name?","text_w_direction":"Oh! What's our receptionists name?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25729,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"Erin.","text_w_direction":"Erin.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25730,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Could you send her in?","text_w_direction":"Could you send her in?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25731,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Pam","text":"Erin. Michael wants to see you.","text_w_direction":"[opens door] Erin. Michael wants to see you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25732,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25733,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Erin","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25734,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Have a seat.","text_w_direction":"Have a seat.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25735,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"This is very difficult to say, but no one here like you in the office and we are going to have to let you go. Hank, could you come up here please? Hank is our security guard--","text_w_direction":"This is very difficult to say, but no one here like you in the office and we are going to have to let you go. [pick up phone] Hank, could you come up here please? Hank is our security guard--","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25736,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, I can go.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I can go.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25737,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"He will be ushering you out.","text_w_direction":"He will be ushering you out. [starts laughing]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25738,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Erin","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25739,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, your face! Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh, your face! Oh!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25740,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Erin","text":"Is--do the people--","text_w_direction":"Is--do the people--","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25741,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"No, I'm kidding. No, you're not--you're not fired. Yet.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm kidding. No, you're not--you're not fired. Yet.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25742,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Erin","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25743,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"Oh...","text_w_direction":"Oh...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25744,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Erin","text":"Do they not like me, though?","text_w_direction":"Do they not like me, though?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25745,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know, actually.","text_w_direction":"I don't know, actually.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25746,"season":5,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Casual Friday","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Anthony Q. Farrell","character":"Erin","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1845,"air_date":"2009-04-30"}
{"index":25747,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"Oh my God! I can't believe it! I jut won an art contest!","text_w_direction":"Oh my God! I can't believe it! I jut won an art contest! [Erin screams, Pam and Jim look at each other, Dwight, laughing, gets up and hands her some money]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25748,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"Thanks. I still don't understand why you wanted me to say that.","text_w_direction":"[whispering] Thanks. I still don't understand why you wanted me to say that.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25749,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Shut up.","text_w_direction":"Shut up.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25750,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"I got her!","text_w_direction":"[laughs hysterically] I got her!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25751,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Not cool, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Not cool, Dwight. [Dwight continues laughing]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25752,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Not cool.","text_w_direction":"Not cool. [Dwight still laughing]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25753,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, no. I still have the lease on the Michael Scott Paper Company, so occasionally I will sneak down here for a little coffee and dancing. I actually dance all the time. Tip-toeing around corporate - it is a ballet. When I am breaking all the rules, I am break dancing. And expresso.","text_w_direction":"[caught by camera crew dancing to \"At the Car Wash\", but laughing] Oh, no. I still have the lease on the Michael Scott Paper Company, so occasionally I will sneak down here for a little coffee and dancing. I actually dance all the time. Tip-toeing around corporate - it is a ballet. When I am breaking all the rules, I am break dancing. And expresso.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25754,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Guys, I'm scared. I'm really scared. I think I'm growing into a giant. Because look at this normal sized coffee cup. Looks so tiny in my giant hand now. Anybody want to go to lunch with me later on?","text_w_direction":"Guys, I'm scared. I'm really scared. I think I'm growing into a giant. Because look at this normal sized coffee cup. Looks so tiny in my giant hand now. Anybody want to go to lunch with me later on?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25755,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"I do.","text_w_direction":"I do.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25756,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. How about a woman? Pam?","text_w_direction":"Okay. How about a woman? Pam?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25757,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, I can't do lunch. I was just sending you an email. Jim and I need to leave early today to meet with our contractor.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I can't do lunch. I was just sending you an email. Jim and I need to leave early today to meet with our contractor.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25758,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, really? Ok.","text_w_direction":"Oh, really? Ok.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25759,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Just sent it.","text_w_direction":"Just sent it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25760,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"What about the rest of you?","text_w_direction":"What about the rest of you? [complete silence]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25761,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"At Dunder-Mifflin there is a very strict no lunch with the boss policy and I don't know who instituted it. I think it started right after my predecessor stepped down, but at the Michael Scott Paper Company I really enjoyed having lunch with Pam and Ryan everyday. So, rules be damned, I wanna have lunch with these people.","text_w_direction":"At Dunder-Mifflin there is a very strict no lunch with the boss policy and I don't know who instituted it. I think it started right after my predecessor stepped down, but at the Michael Scott Paper Company I really enjoyed having lunch with Pam and Ryan everyday. So, rules be damned, I wanna have lunch with these people.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25762,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Who else? Who else? Ryan?","text_w_direction":"Who else? Who else? Ryan?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25763,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Ryan","text":"I don't do lunch. I'm eating five small meals a day now.","text_w_direction":"I don't do lunch. I'm eating five small meals a day now.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25764,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Ryan","text":"Now that I'm back to doing the job of a temp, again, I find that food is one thing I can control.","text_w_direction":"Now that I'm back to doing the job of a temp, again, I find that food is one thing I can control.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25765,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Ok. Anyone? Anyone? At all? Accounting? I am accounting on you to go to lunch with me.","text_w_direction":"Ok. Anyone? Anyone? At all? Accounting? I am accounting on you to go to lunch with me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25766,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Angela","text":"No. I don't want to stay late to have a two hour lunch.","text_w_direction":"No. I don't want to stay late to have a two hour lunch.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25767,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phyllis","text":"Michael, we have a lot of work to do.","text_w_direction":"Michael, we have a lot of work to do.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25768,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25769,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phyllis","text":"Work.","text_w_direction":"Work.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25770,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Ugh! God! What happened to you people? We are just office drones. We are office drones. All we do is work... is work.","text_w_direction":"Ugh! God! What happened to you people? [talking like a robot] We are just office drones. We are office drones. All we do is work... is work.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25771,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"If you don't take out his battery, he just keeps going all day.","text_w_direction":"If you don't take out his battery, he just keeps going all day.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25772,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, no. Your battery fell out.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no. Your battery fell out.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25773,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"I... was just learning... to... love.","text_w_direction":"[still talking like a robot] I... was just learning... to... love.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25774,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"Hi, guys. How you doing?","text_w_direction":"Hi, guys. How you doing?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25775,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Erin, how many times do I have to tell you? It is not necessary for you to ask us how we are doing every time you interact with us.","text_w_direction":"Erin, how many times do I have to tell you? It is not necessary for you to ask us how we are doing every time you interact with us.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25776,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"Right. I'm sorry.","text_w_direction":"Right. I'm sorry.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25777,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Now, how can I help you?","text_w_direction":"[sighs] Now, how can I help you?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25778,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"Did somebody here leave a map in the printer to Youngstown, Ohio?","text_w_direction":"Did somebody here leave a map in the printer to Youngstown, Ohio?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25779,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Attention, office. Who here is planning a trip to Youngstown, Ohio? I will take your silence to mean that you are all hiding something. This location is the Superior Court -","text_w_direction":"Attention, office. Who here is planning a trip to Youngstown, Ohio? I will take your silence to mean that you are all hiding something. This location is the Superior Court -","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25780,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"So someone is going to a court. Big deal.","text_w_direction":"So someone is going to a court. Big deal.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25781,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"It is a big deal. Cause there's only a handful of reasons why someone would ever go to a courthouse in Ohio and not be charged with a crime. To claim an inheritance from a deceased relative. To obtain a learner's permit at age 14 and a half instead of 15. Erin, let me see your birth certificate.","text_w_direction":"It is a big deal. Cause there's only a handful of reasons why someone would ever go to a courthouse in Ohio and not be charged with a crime. To claim an inheritance from a deceased relative. To obtain a learner's permit at age 14 and a half instead of 15. Erin, let me see your birth certificate.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25782,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25783,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"There are other reasons to go to Ohio.","text_w_direction":"There are other reasons to go to Ohio.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25784,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"We're getting married today.","text_w_direction":"We're getting married today.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25785,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"So, it turns out it's the closest place to get a marriage license without a 3 day waiting period.","text_w_direction":"So, it turns out it's the closest place to get a marriage license without a 3 day waiting period.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25786,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Tell 'em how it happened.","text_w_direction":"Tell 'em how it happened.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25787,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Ok. So, we're going through all the wedding plans and, boy, it is complicated.","text_w_direction":"Ok. So, we're going through all the wedding plans and, boy, it is complicated.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25788,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"And very expensive.","text_w_direction":"And very expensive.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25789,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Very expensive. Cause you say you want a small wedding and that's great but then you have to invite -","text_w_direction":"Very expensive. Cause you say you want a small wedding and that's great but then you have to invite -","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25790,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"You can't leave anyone out.","text_w_direction":"You can't leave anyone out.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25791,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"No one.","text_w_direction":"No one.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25792,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Ok, just get to the good part.","text_w_direction":"Ok, just get to the good part.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25793,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Ok. Right. Oh, so this morning we are having breakfast together and I just looked up from my cereal and I said, \" You know what I want to do today? I want to marry you.\"","text_w_direction":"Ok. Right. Oh, so this morning we are having breakfast together and I just looked up from my cereal and I said, \" You know what I want to do today? I want to marry you.\"","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25794,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"I had just woken up. I didn't look cute. That's how I knew he meant it.","text_w_direction":"I had just woken up. I didn't look cute. That's how I knew he meant it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25795,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"Michael? Michael sorry to bother you. Are you going to be working down here? Do you want these down here now?","text_w_direction":"Michael? Michael sorry to bother you. Are you going to be working down here? Do you want these down here now?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25796,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"No work. No work. No work. I come in here to release frustration. Ooh. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ooh.","text_w_direction":"No work. No work. No work. I come in here to release frustration. Ooh. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ooh.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25797,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"Well, I like to swim.","text_w_direction":"Well, I like to swim.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25798,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"That's good.","text_w_direction":"That's good.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25799,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"You have a cool place to come hang.","text_w_direction":"You have a cool place to come hang.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25800,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"If you ever want to come down here, door's always open, lock's broken, so...","text_w_direction":"If you ever want to come down here, door's always open, lock's broken, so...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25801,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25802,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Come on in. Hey, hey, hey. Here we go. Here we go. Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Come on in. Hey, hey, hey. Here we go. Here we go. Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25803,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25804,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Now you got it.","text_w_direction":"Now you got it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25805,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"Now I do got it.","text_w_direction":"Now I do got it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25806,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Now you got it. Hey, you want some espresso?","text_w_direction":"Now you got it. Hey, you want some espresso?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25807,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25808,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"You gotta keep yourself dehydrated.","text_w_direction":"You gotta keep yourself dehydrated.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25809,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"That's rule #1.","text_w_direction":"That's rule #1.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25810,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Ok. I love it. I love it.","text_w_direction":"Ok. I love it. I love it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25811,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"Whew.","text_w_direction":"Whew.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25812,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"I love it.","text_w_direction":"I love it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25813,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Guys, I believe that I have figured out what is up your butts. There's no reason to be scared. The bad man is gone.Charles is gone.","text_w_direction":"Guys, I believe that I have figured out what is up your butts. There's no reason to be scared. The bad man is gone.Charles is gone.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25814,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Charles really did a number on these guys. They are way too focused on work. When I was in charge, this place was like Dave and Buster's People just hanging out, having, fun, eating apps. I don't know. It's like Dave died or something.","text_w_direction":"Charles really did a number on these guys. They are way too focused on work. When I was in charge, this place was like Dave and Buster's People just hanging out, having, fun, eating apps. I don't know. It's like [pause] Dave died or something.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25815,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Daddy's here and daddy is going to take care of you.","text_w_direction":"Daddy's here and daddy is going to take care of you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25816,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Oscar","text":"Please don't refer to yourself as our daddy.","text_w_direction":"Please don't refer to yourself as our daddy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25817,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"I am your big daddy and I am gonna kiss da boo boo.","text_w_direction":"I am your big daddy and I am gonna kiss da boo boo.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25818,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Wittle Andy is afwaid.","text_w_direction":"[baby voice] Wittle Andy is afwaid.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25819,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Andy's afwaid?","text_w_direction":"Andy's afwaid?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25820,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25821,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Are you all afwaid?","text_w_direction":"Are you all afwaid?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25822,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25823,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Daddy's here for you. My wittle angels. Ok. I think that I have figured a way to get you guys out of your funk.","text_w_direction":"Daddy's here for you. My wittle angels. Ok. I think that I have figured a way to get you guys out of your funk.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25824,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25825,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Funk is the problem and the solution.","text_w_direction":"Funk is the problem and the solution.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25826,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"That makes sense.","text_w_direction":"That makes sense.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25827,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"I've taken my downstairs office and I have turned it into a place to hang out. A place where unattractive and attractive people can get together. To meet. To greet. To see the ones that you love. To love the ones that you see.","text_w_direction":"I've taken my downstairs office and I have turned it into a place to hang out. A place where unattractive and attractive people can get together. To meet. To greet. To see the ones that you love. To love the ones that you see.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25828,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Oscar","text":"Is this our punishment for not wanting to have lunch with you?","text_w_direction":"Is this our punishment for not wanting to have lunch with you?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25829,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Why don't you get over lunch, Oscar? Everybody else is past it.","text_w_direction":"Why don't you get over lunch, Oscar? Everybody else is past it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25830,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"All work and no play makes Michael a dull boy.","text_w_direction":"[Jack Nicholson impression] All work and no play makes Michael a dull boy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25831,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Meredith","text":"This is like a haunted coffeehouse thing?","text_w_direction":"This is like a haunted coffeehouse thing?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25832,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"No. Dwight is confusing you. That - it's, it's more of a disco.","text_w_direction":"No. Dwight is confusing you. That - it's, it's more of a disco.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25833,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"It's like a haunted disco.","text_w_direction":"It's like a haunted disco.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25834,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"... with coffee but without the haunted.","text_w_direction":"... with coffee but without the haunted.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25835,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phyllis","text":"It's a combo dance house coffee bar.","text_w_direction":"It's a combo dance house coffee bar.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25836,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"It's a daytime disco on the ground floor of and industrial office building.","text_w_direction":"It's a daytime disco on the ground floor of and industrial office building.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25837,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"It's a cafe disco.","text_w_direction":"It's a cafe disco.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25838,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Exactly.","text_w_direction":"Exactly.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25839,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kevin","text":"So, like, a disco cafe?","text_w_direction":"So, like, a disco cafe?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25840,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Wha - No. No. Not even close. I can't force you to go down but I can entice you. I'm gonna be down there. Erin will be down there from time to time... and all-you-can-eat espresso.","text_w_direction":"Wha - No. No. Not even close. I can't force you to go down but I can entice you. I'm gonna be down there. Erin will be down there from time to time... and all-you-can-eat espresso.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25841,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Well, Kevin, I guess it is just me and you.","text_w_direction":"Well, Kevin, I guess it is just me and you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25842,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25843,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Holdin' down the fort.","text_w_direction":"Holdin' down the fort.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25844,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah. This place is great.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. This place is great.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25845,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25846,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Angela","text":"Oh, my God, Kevin. I am still on hold. You were supposed to get the answer from Michael and come back up.","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God, Kevin. I am still on hold. You were supposed to get the answer from Michael and come back up.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25847,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kevin","text":"I'm sorry.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25848,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"This is a no work zone. Please respect the lei.","text_w_direction":"This is a no work zone. Please respect the lei.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25849,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah. Respect the lei.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Respect the lei.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25850,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Angela","text":"Come.","text_w_direction":"Come.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25851,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Kevin, stay.","text_w_direction":"Kevin, stay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25852,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Angela","text":"Kevin, come.","text_w_direction":"Kevin, come.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25853,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Kevin, stay.","text_w_direction":"Kevin, stay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25854,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Angela","text":"Kevin, come.","text_w_direction":"Kevin, come.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25855,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Stay, stay.","text_w_direction":"Stay, stay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25856,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Angela","text":"Come on, right now.","text_w_direction":"Come on, right now.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25857,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Cookie. Kevin, cookie.","text_w_direction":"Cookie. Kevin, cookie.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25858,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Angela","text":"Ugh. There is no cookie, Kevin.","text_w_direction":"Ugh. There is no cookie, Kevin.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25859,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kevin","text":"Is there a cookie?","text_w_direction":"[to Michael] Is there a cookie?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25860,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Mmm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25861,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Angela","text":"Wha -","text_w_direction":"Wha -","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25862,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Come on.","text_w_direction":"Come on.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25863,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Angela","text":"Oh, for goodness sakes, Kevin. There's no cookie. There's no cookie. Come on. Come.","text_w_direction":"Oh, for goodness sakes, Kevin. There's no cookie. There's no cookie. Come on. Come.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25864,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kevin","text":"I wanted a cookie.","text_w_direction":"I wanted a cookie.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25865,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Angela","text":"Completely unacceptable.","text_w_direction":"Completely unacceptable.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25866,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Now I know what the founders of Phillip-Morris felt like. you just want to give people a smooth, fun way to relax and suddenly you're just some terrible monster.","text_w_direction":"Now I know what the founders of Phillip-Morris felt like. you just want to give people a smooth, fun way to relax and suddenly you're just some terrible monster.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25867,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Everybody Dance Now\", spins in chair] Oww!","text_w_direction":"[Michael is holding the stereo speaker up to a vent - blaring \"[Gonna Make You Sweat] Everybody Dance Now\", spins in chair] Oww!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25868,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phyllis","text":"Aw, what the hell? Hi, Jessica. Is Bob in?","text_w_direction":"Aw, what the hell? [goes to Vance Refrigeration] Hi, Jessica. Is Bob in?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25869,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jessica","text":"Oh, he's on a call.","text_w_direction":"Oh, he's on a call.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25870,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh, I'll just duck my head in.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'll just duck my head in.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25871,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jessica","text":"It's pretty important. He wouldn't want to be disturbed. Can I give him a message before he gets off?","text_w_direction":"It's pretty important. He wouldn't want to be disturbed. Can I give him a message before he gets off?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25872,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phyllis","text":"Tell him I'm going dancing downstairs in the storage closet between the bathrooms that used to be a utility shower and he should join me there.","text_w_direction":"Tell him I'm going dancing downstairs in the storage closet between the bathrooms that used to be a utility shower and he should join me there.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25873,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jessica","text":"I'll let him know.","text_w_direction":"I'll let him know.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25874,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phyllis","text":"Mmm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25875,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Phyllis?","text_w_direction":"Phyllis?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25876,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phyllis","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25877,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25878,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phyllis","text":"Hey. I like.","text_w_direction":"Hey. I like.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25879,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Alright. Back. There you are. There you go. Good. Good. Ooh. Show me some attitude.","text_w_direction":"[starts dancing with Phyllis] Alright. Back. There you are. There you go. Good. Good. Ooh. Show me some attitude.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25880,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh! Mother ******!","text_w_direction":"Oh! Mother ******!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25881,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, God! No! No! No! No! No!","text_w_direction":"Oh, God! No! No! No! No! No!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25882,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phyllis","text":"Back!","text_w_direction":"Back!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25883,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, wow! What did you do?","text_w_direction":"Oh, wow! What did you do?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25884,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phyllis","text":"","text_w_direction":"[moans in pain]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25885,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"You didn't do that. You're ok. You're ok. Let's lie down. You want to go down? Alright.","text_w_direction":"You didn't do that. You're ok. You're ok. Let's lie down. You want to go down? Alright.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25886,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phyllis","text":"Wow! Sorry!","text_w_direction":"Wow! Sorry!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25887,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Ok. That's ok. That's not a problem. Ok, sweetie.","text_w_direction":"Ok. That's ok. That's not a problem. Ok, sweetie.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25888,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey! Hey, hey, hey! I got your text. Who's Phillip?","text_w_direction":"Hey! Hey, hey, hey! I got your text. Who's Phillip?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25889,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"No. No. No.","text_w_direction":"No. No. No.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25890,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Who tipped you over? Was it Phillip?","text_w_direction":"Who tipped you over? Was it Phillip?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25891,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phyllis","text":"It's my back.","text_w_direction":"It's my back.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25892,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"It's her back. We just - We need - Let's - You know what?","text_w_direction":"It's her back. We just - We need - Let's - You know what?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25893,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phyllis","text":"Call a doctor.","text_w_direction":"Call a doctor.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25894,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"We're going to take care of you. We're gonna get you help. Let's - come on.","text_w_direction":"We're going to take care of you. We're gonna get you help. Let's - come on.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25895,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phyllis","text":"No. Call Bob.","text_w_direction":"No. Call Bob.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25896,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, no. No. No. This is no good.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no. No. No. This is no good.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25897,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah. Back injuries are common. Not as common as knee injuries but more common than wrist injuries.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Back injuries are common. Not as common as knee injuries but more common than wrist injuries.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25898,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"I don't need you to give me a history lesson. Ok?","text_w_direction":"I don't need you to give me a history lesson. Ok?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25899,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"What do you think history is?","text_w_direction":"What do you think history is?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25900,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"It's just, we need to get her out of here because no one is going to want to go in there with a woman writhing around on the floor. Wait, wait, wait. But most importantly we need to get her some medical attention. ASAP. Stat.","text_w_direction":"It's just, we need to get her out of here because no one is going to want to go in there with a woman writhing around on the floor. Wait, wait, wait. But most importantly we need to get her some medical attention. ASAP. Stat.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25901,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Alright. Here we go.","text_w_direction":"[barging through office door] Alright. Here we go.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25902,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Out of the way! Move it or lose it!","text_w_direction":"Out of the way! Move it or lose it!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25903,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"You having fun?","text_w_direction":"You having fun?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25904,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, my God! What happened?","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God! What happened?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25905,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"What? Oh, just having to much fun. Phyllis, we're going to put you in here. Dwight's going to take care of you.","text_w_direction":"What? Oh, just having to much fun. Phyllis, we're going to put you in here. Dwight's going to take care of you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25906,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phyllis","text":"What? No. I thought we were going to the hospital.","text_w_direction":"What? No. I thought we were going to the hospital.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25907,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"You want to get sick you go to the hospital.","text_w_direction":"You want to get sick you go to the hospital.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25908,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, Dwight. Ok. Good. I do not want anyone to worry.","text_w_direction":"Ok, Dwight. Ok. Good. I do not want anyone to worry.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25909,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Oscar","text":"What happened to Phyllis?","text_w_direction":"What happened to Phyllis?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25910,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, you know. Nohting. She's - we were hanging out at Cafe Disco and she had a flare up of am existing injury. But she's a tough, old bird. So...","text_w_direction":"Oh, you know. Nohting. She's - we were hanging out at Cafe Disco and she had a flare up of am existing injury. But she's a tough, old bird. So...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25911,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Angela","text":"Can you please go back to work instead of masterminding these situations were in we hurt ourselves?","text_w_direction":"Can you please go back to work instead of masterminding these situations were in we hurt ourselves?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25912,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Ok. Phyllis did injure herself. But she injured herself having fun and I don't think she would trade that memory for anything.","text_w_direction":"Ok. Phyllis did injure herself. But she injured herself having fun and I don't think she would trade that memory for anything. [Phyllis can be heard screaming in the backgroud]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25913,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Stanley","text":"I would like the memory of a day uninterrupted by this nonsense.","text_w_direction":"I would like the memory of a day uninterrupted by this nonsense.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25914,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"You all took a life here today. you did. The life of the party. Erin?","text_w_direction":"You all took a life here today. you did. The life of the party. Erin?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25915,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25916,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"I want you to go downstairs and I want you to shut it down.","text_w_direction":"I want you to go downstairs and I want you to shut it down.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25917,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"Like unplug the coffee machine and bring it up here.","text_w_direction":"Like unplug the coffee machine and bring it up here.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25918,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"I don't care. Bury it. I hope you're happy.","text_w_direction":"I don't care. Bury it. I hope you're happy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25919,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm gonna need two able bodied men.","text_w_direction":"[exits the conference room in an undershirt] I'm gonna need two able bodied men.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25920,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kelly","text":"Cafe Disco? More like Crappe Disco.","text_w_direction":"Cafe Disco? More like Crappe Disco.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25921,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"You're bad.","text_w_direction":"You're bad. [they turn off the lights and turn on music - start dancing]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25922,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Vance Refrigeration Guy 1","text":"There's girl in there.","text_w_direction":"There's girl in there.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25923,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Vance Refrigeration Guy 2","text":"Where?","text_w_direction":"Where?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25924,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"VRG 1","text":"The other room?","text_w_direction":"The other room?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25925,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"VRG 2","text":"What other room?","text_w_direction":"What other room?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25926,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"VRG 1","text":"Down the hall.","text_w_direction":"Down the hall.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25927,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"VRG 2","text":"There's girls in there?","text_w_direction":"There's girls in there?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25928,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"VRG 1","text":"What'd I just say?","text_w_direction":"What'd I just say?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25929,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"VRG 2","text":"You have another sandwich?","text_w_direction":"You have another sandwich?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25930,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"VRG 1","text":"Forget the sandwich. Girls. Girls.","text_w_direction":"Forget the sandwich. Girls. Girls.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25931,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"I guess they got what they want. I am eating alone. Might as well be dinner.","text_w_direction":"I guess they got what they want. I am eating alone. Might as well be dinner.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25932,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"You comfy? Alright? Alright. Relax. Relax, ok?","text_w_direction":"You comfy? Alright? Alright. Relax. Relax, ok?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25933,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phyllis","text":"Dwight! Dwight!","text_w_direction":"Dwight! Dwight!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25934,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Come on. Relax. The shirt wasn't doing you any favors. If my assessment in correct, you grind your teeth?","text_w_direction":"Come on. Relax. The shirt wasn't doing you any favors. If my assessment in correct, you grind your teeth?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25935,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phyllis","text":"I do.","text_w_direction":"I do.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25936,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"No kidding! She sits three feet from me. It's the most annoying thing. It's like children singing Christmas carols.","text_w_direction":"No kidding! She sits three feet from me. It's the most annoying thing. [mimics grinding teeth] It's like children singing Christmas carols.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25937,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah! I love the vibe down here.","text_w_direction":"Yeah! I love the vibe down here.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25938,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"Ashley! You made it!","text_w_direction":"Ashley! You made it!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25939,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Oscar","text":"You invited someone?","text_w_direction":"You invited someone?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25940,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, yeah. Was I not allowed to do that?","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah. Was I not allowed to do that?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25941,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Oscar","text":"I've been here 8 years and I've never... Rude.","text_w_direction":"I've been here 8 years and I've never... [Erin walks away] Rude.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25942,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure I'm in a dance off. Alright!","text_w_direction":"I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure I'm in a dance off. Alright!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25943,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Cafe Disco is dead but I can still hear the music in my head.","text_w_direction":"Cafe Disco is dead but I can still hear the music in my head.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25944,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Creed","text":"I hear it, too, Boss.","text_w_direction":"I hear it, too, Boss.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25945,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"It's better than I imagined it!","text_w_direction":"It's better than I imagined it!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25946,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phyllis","text":"That feels good, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"That feels good, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25947,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Tell me where it hurts.","text_w_direction":"Tell me where it hurts.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25948,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phylis","text":"Right... mmmm... right there.","text_w_direction":"Right... mmmm... right there.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25949,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh yeah. you've got a knot in your crest. This remedy has been passed down in my family for generations. and it always works. My grandfather was told that Diamond Dancer would never race again. they were wrong. He came in 9th in the Apple Creek Derby and his jerky came in 3rd the following year. A majestic beast. So fast. So tender.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah. you've got a knot in your crest. This remedy has been passed down in my family for generations. and it always works. My grandfather was told that Diamond Dancer would never race again. they were wrong. He came in 9th in the Apple Creek Derby and his jerky came in 3rd the following year. A majestic beast. So fast. So tender.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25950,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Welcome, welcome! Cafe Disco. I am Michael Scott.","text_w_direction":"Welcome, welcome! Cafe Disco. I am Michael Scott.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25951,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"Hey, Angela! Welcome to -","text_w_direction":"Hey, Angela! Welcome to -","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25952,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Angela","text":"Stop!","text_w_direction":"Stop!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25953,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Angela. Angela. Angela. May I interest you in a triple espresso or perhaps a dance?","text_w_direction":"Angela. Angela. Angela. May I interest you in a triple espresso or perhaps a dance?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25954,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Angela","text":"No. I didn't come down here to get wet and wild. I just need you to sign these.","text_w_direction":"No. I didn't come down here to get wet and wild. I just need you to sign these.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25955,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Oh. Alright. There you go.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Alright. There you go.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25956,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Angela","text":"No. You need to sign them all.","text_w_direction":"No. You need to sign them all.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25957,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"No. No. No. Here is the deal - one signature for every song.","text_w_direction":"No. No. No. Here is the deal - one signature for every song.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25958,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Angela","text":"Look, I hate to be \"that\" person but I just don't like the general spirit of music.","text_w_direction":"Look, I hate to be \"that\" person but I just don't like the general spirit of music.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25959,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"I know. I know, Angela. A lot of people doubted Cafe Disco at first but it is a magical place. You have to give it a chance. If these walls could tale they would say, \" This is a magical place! You are safe here. We have talking walls. We're not going to eat you.\" No.","text_w_direction":"I know. I know, Angela. A lot of people doubted Cafe Disco at first but it is a magical place. You have to give it a chance. If these walls could tale they would say, \" This is a magical place! You are safe here. We have talking walls. We're not going to eat you.\" [Angela shows Michael the papers again] No.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25960,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"This is oil from the gland of an otter. It keeps their fur water resistant, as well as traps heat. Now I need you to lie still for an hour.","text_w_direction":"This is oil from the gland of an otter. It keeps their fur water resistant, as well as traps heat. Now I need you to lie still for an hour.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25961,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phyllis","text":"An hour? I can't stay here an hour.","text_w_direction":"An hour? I can't stay here an hour.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25962,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Whoa! Whoa, whoa, girl. Whoa. Whoa.","text_w_direction":"Whoa! Whoa, whoa, girl. Whoa. Whoa.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25963,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Creed","text":"Boss, this used to hang from my windshield but it belongs in here.","text_w_direction":"Boss, this used to hang from my windshield but it belongs in here.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25964,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, thank you, Creed. you're really getting this place.","text_w_direction":"Hey, thank you, Creed. you're really getting this place.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25965,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Creed","text":"No problem. I'll just have no idea who's driving behind me now.","text_w_direction":"No problem. I'll just have no idea who's driving behind me now.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25966,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm gonna with the python.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna with the python.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25967,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phyllis","text":"But the rattler's so scary.","text_w_direction":"But the rattler's so scary.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25968,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"No. Please. I find the rattle soothing. It puts me to sleep.","text_w_direction":"No. Please. I find the rattle soothing. It puts me to sleep.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25969,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phyllis","text":"I think Bob is gonna cheat on me with his new secretary.","text_w_direction":"I think Bob is gonna cheat on me with his new secretary. [she starts to giggle]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25970,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"What's so funny?","text_w_direction":"What's so funny?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25971,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phyllis","text":"When I say it out loud it's so silly.","text_w_direction":"When I say it out loud it's so silly. [they both laugh]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25972,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Hey! Hey! Angela, no! No cleaning up!","text_w_direction":"Hey! Hey! Angela, no! No cleaning up!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25973,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Angela","text":"You are forcing me to be down here. Am I not allowed to have some fun?","text_w_direction":"You are forcing me to be down here. Am I not allowed to have some fun?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25974,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"No... cleaning... up.","text_w_direction":"No... cleaning... up.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25975,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"These are for you.","text_w_direction":"[waiting outside the bathroom for Pam, he is holding a hand-picked bouquet of flowers and pacing] These are for you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25976,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"They're beautiful.","text_w_direction":"They're beautiful.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25977,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"You ready?","text_w_direction":"You ready?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25978,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25979,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"We should probably stop by. It'd mean a lot to him.","text_w_direction":"We should probably stop by. It'd mean a lot to him.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25980,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Hey! Hey! Jim and Pam! Can you believe this? It's really happening.","text_w_direction":"Hey! Hey! Jim and Pam! Can you believe this? It's really happening.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25981,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phyllis","text":"Wanna dance, Dwight?","text_w_direction":"Wanna dance, Dwight?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25982,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Ordinarily I would say no but you need to move to reduce lactic acid build-up. Also, this song is fantastic.","text_w_direction":"Ordinarily I would say no but you need to move to reduce lactic acid build-up. Also, this song is fantastic.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25983,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Bob Vance","text":"Mind if I steal my wife?","text_w_direction":"Mind if I steal my wife?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25984,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"You can't steal what is legally your property.","text_w_direction":"You can't steal what is legally your property.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25985,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Bob Vance","text":"Are those staples?","text_w_direction":"Are those staples?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25986,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"This dance competition is not over.","text_w_direction":"This dance competition is not over.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25987,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kelly","text":"What dance competition? I was just dancin' casual with my friends, y'all.","text_w_direction":"What dance competition? I was just dancin' casual with my friends, y'all.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25988,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"You guys are the best for coming. You don't have to stay if you don't want to. I understand.","text_w_direction":"You guys are the best for coming. You don't have to stay if you don't want to. I understand.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25989,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"We're gonna stay.","text_w_direction":"We're gonna stay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25990,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25991,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. At least for one more dance.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. At least for one more dance.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25992,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, no. Not me. Not me. Get out of here. Cafe Disco! Hey! Come on, man. It's not even to \"Y\".","text_w_direction":"Oh, no. Not me. Not me. Get out of here. Cafe Disco! [Dwight hits Michael in ear] Hey! Come on, man. It's not even to \"Y\".","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25993,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"This is so cheesy.","text_w_direction":"This is so cheesy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25994,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25995,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"I like cheesy.","text_w_direction":"I like cheesy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25996,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Me, too.","text_w_direction":"Me, too.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25997,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah. I think maybe I want a \"wedding\" wedding.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I think maybe I want a \"wedding\" wedding.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25998,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Me, too.","text_w_direction":"Me, too.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":25999,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":26000,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":26001,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Would you like to dance?","text_w_direction":"Would you like to dance?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":26002,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Angela","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No. [Camera pans to down to show her swinging her foot to the music]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":26003,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah. No. Well, ok.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. No. Well, ok.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":26004,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kelly","text":"Stop squirming.","text_w_direction":"Stop squirming.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":26005,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Well, stop trying to poke me with a sharp thing.","text_w_direction":"Well, stop trying to poke me with a sharp thing.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":26006,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kelly","text":"You wanted to do this. Just be brave.","text_w_direction":"You wanted to do this. Just be brave.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":26007,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"I, I - but you're not a professional and I'm thinking maybe we should have gone to a professional.","text_w_direction":"I, I - but you're not a professional and I'm thinking maybe we should have gone to a professional.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":26008,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kelly","text":"I'm doing it. No. I'm doing it for free. You have to stop squirming otherwise I'm gonna mess up.","text_w_direction":"I'm doing it. No. I'm doing it for free. You have to stop squirming otherwise I'm gonna mess up.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":26009,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Are you sure that's not the \"gay\" ear?","text_w_direction":"Are you sure that's not the \"gay\" ear?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":26010,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kelly","text":"Gay ear? Are you 12 years old?","text_w_direction":"Gay ear? Are you 12 years old?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":26011,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Well, I...","text_w_direction":"Well, I...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":26012,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kelly","text":"Look, I'm gonna count to 3.","text_w_direction":"Look, I'm gonna count to 3.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":26013,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Count to twen - count to twenty.","text_w_direction":"Count to twen - count to twenty.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":26014,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kelly","text":"No. I'm gonna count to 3.","text_w_direction":"No. I'm gonna count to 3.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":26015,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"K","text_w_direction":"K","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":26016,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kelly","text":"1... 2... 3","text_w_direction":"1... 2... 3","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":26017,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Agh! Son of a bitch!","text_w_direction":"Agh! Son of a bitch!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":26018,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kelly","text":"Andy, that was just the ice.","text_w_direction":"Andy, that was just the ice.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":26019,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"It was?","text_w_direction":"It was?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":26020,"season":5,"episode":27,"episode_name":"Cafe Disco","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kelly","text":"Yeah. It was.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. It was.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2107,"air_date":"2009-05-07"}
{"index":26021,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Dunder Mifflin, this is Erin... He's not available right now... Uh huh... Yes... Sure, I'll give him the message when he gets up-- gets back.","text_w_direction":"[phone rings, whispering] Dunder Mifflin, this is Erin... He's not available right now... Uh huh... Yes... Sure, I'll give him the message when he gets up-- gets back.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26022,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Michael had chicken potpie for lunch. Actually, let me rephrase that, Michael had an entire chicken pot pie for lunch, and- let me be more specific. Michael ate an entire family-sized chicken potpie for lunch and then he promptly fell asleep, so we're all trying to be very quiet so as to not wake him up before 5","text_w_direction":"Michael had chicken potpie for lunch. Actually, let me rephrase that, Michael had an entire chicken pot pie for lunch, and- let me be more specific. Michael ate an entire family-sized chicken potpie for lunch and then he promptly fell asleep, so we're all trying to be very quiet so as to not wake him up before 5","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26023,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, I'm gonna go in there and change the computer. Are you sure you can change his watch?","text_w_direction":"[whispering] Okay, I'm gonna go in there and change the computer. Are you sure you can change his watch?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26024,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I can do it.","text_w_direction":"[whispering] I can do it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26025,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"What do you need from me?","text_w_direction":"[whispering] What do you need from me?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26026,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Normally I don't condone leaving early, but I have an appointment with the horse doctor. How that horse became a doctor, I don't know. No, I'm kidding. He's just a regular doctor who shoots your horse in the head when its leg is broken.","text_w_direction":"Normally I don't condone leaving early, but I have an appointment with the horse doctor. How that horse became a doctor, I don't know. [laughs heartily] No, I'm kidding. He's just a regular doctor who shoots your horse in the head when its leg is broken.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26027,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[mumbles in his sleep as Pam and Jim change the clocks in his office]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26028,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Like clockwork.","text_w_direction":"[changing the clock in Michael's car] Like clockwork.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26029,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Three, two, one...","text_w_direction":"[silently counting] Three, two, one... [Erin turns on the office lights, all laugh loudly]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26030,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Uh oh. What's so funny?","text_w_direction":"[wakes up, joins in with the laughter] Uh oh. What's so funny?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26031,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"You had to be there.","text_w_direction":"You had to be there.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26032,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh yay! Geography joke. Oh! Wow! Okay. Alright, let's all go home. Come on. See you all tamale.","text_w_direction":"Oh yay! Geography joke. [still laughing, notices the time] Oh! Wow! Okay. Alright, let's all go home. Come on. See you all tamale.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26033,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"See you later!","text_w_direction":"See you later!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26034,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Bye Michael! Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Bye Michael! [all applaud and cheer, Dwight imitates gunfire] Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26035,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"All right, you ready for this?","text_w_direction":"[at company picnic] All right, you ready for this?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26036,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, we walk around, everyone sees our faces and we leave, right?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, we walk around, everyone sees our faces and we leave, right?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26037,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26038,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26039,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Wait, should I have left the car running?","text_w_direction":"Wait, should I have left the car running? [both laugh]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26040,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, don't get us wrong, we like picnics.","text_w_direction":"Oh, don't get us wrong, we like picnics.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26041,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Come on, who doesn't like a picnic?","text_w_direction":"Come on, who doesn't like a picnic?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26042,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Tell them what happened last year.","text_w_direction":"Tell them what happened last year.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26043,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I had this huge spider in my baseball mitt.","text_w_direction":"I had this huge spider in my baseball mitt.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26044,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"No, no, that guy who hit on me.","text_w_direction":"No, no, that guy who hit on me.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26045,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, right, some drunk guy hit on Pam last year. Said he was grabbing her for balance.","text_w_direction":"Oh, right, some drunk guy hit on Pam last year. Said he was grabbing her for balance.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26046,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, you don't grab these for balance.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you don't grab these [gestures to her chest] for balance.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26047,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Well...","text_w_direction":"Well...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26048,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm gonna say 30.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna say 30.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26049,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Rolph","text":"Ah, 40. Insect repellent, which we clearly need, reduces the effectiveness of SPF.","text_w_direction":"Ah, 40. Insect repellent, which we clearly need, reduces the effectiveness of SPF.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26050,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Good point, but, thought of that already. Combination SPF/repellent.","text_w_direction":"Good point, but, thought of that already. Combination SPF/repellent.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26051,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Rolph","text":"Woah. Homemade?","text_w_direction":"Woah. Homemade?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26052,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Of course. You think the EPA would ever allow that much DEET?","text_w_direction":"Of course. You think the EPA would ever allow that much DEET? [both laugh]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26053,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Rolph is my best friend. We met in a shoe store. I heard him asking for a shoe that could increase his speed and not leave any tracks.","text_w_direction":"Rolph is my best friend. We met in a shoe store. I heard him asking for a shoe that could increase his speed and not leave any tracks.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26054,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Michael, isn't that Holly?","text_w_direction":"Michael, isn't that Holly?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26055,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"We're just friends. Hey, hey, wait a second. Who let you in here, is what I want to know.","text_w_direction":"We're just friends. [approaches Holly and AJ] Hey, hey, wait a second. Who let you in here, is what I want to know.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26056,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Oh no, I see they're letting just anybody in here.","text_w_direction":"Oh no, I see they're letting just anybody in here.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26057,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Mmhmm. Yeah, that's right.","text_w_direction":"Mmhmm. Yeah, that's right.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26058,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26059,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"All right. Mmhmm. Hey.","text_w_direction":"All right. Mmhmm. [both start laughing and hug] Hey.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26060,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Hi. You remember AJ, my boyfriend?","text_w_direction":"Hi. You remember AJ, my boyfriend?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26061,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"A little bit. Uh, I meet a lot of people.","text_w_direction":"A little bit. Uh, I meet a lot of people.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26062,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"AJ","text":"Hey Michael.","text_w_direction":"Hey Michael.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26063,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hey. Arrggh. So would you guys like some lemonade? Or one of you? Or both of you? Either or. The combinations are endless.","text_w_direction":"Hey. [hugs AJ a little too forcefully] Arrggh. So would you guys like some lemonade? Or one of you? Or both of you? Either or. The combinations are endless.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26064,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Lemonade sounds great.","text_w_direction":"Lemonade sounds great.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26065,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26066,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"AJ","text":"I'd love an iced tea, actually.","text_w_direction":"I'd love an iced tea, actually.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26067,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You can go to hell. I'm kidding. Um, sure, I will get you the best iced tea in the world.","text_w_direction":"You can go to hell. [laughs] I'm kidding. Um, sure, I will get you the best iced tea in the world.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26068,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I lied to Kevin. Holly and I can never be just friends. I wrote down a list of bullet points why Holly and I should be together, and I'm going to find the perfect moment today and I am going to tell her. Number one","text_w_direction":"I lied to Kevin. Holly and I can never be just friends. I wrote down a list of bullet points why Holly and I should be together, and I'm going to find the perfect moment today and I am going to tell her. Number one[/b]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26069,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Charles","text":"Jim. Pam.","text_w_direction":"Jim. Pam.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26070,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, how are you?","text_w_direction":"Hey, how are you?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26071,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Hey Charles.","text_w_direction":"Hey Charles.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26072,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Charles","text":"Nice day, huh?","text_w_direction":"Nice day, huh?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26073,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26074,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Charles","text":"Must be nice to get a rest from all your rest.","text_w_direction":"Must be nice to get a rest from all your rest. [walks away]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26075,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I don't get it. He's not even my boss anymore.","text_w_direction":"I don't get it. He's not even my boss anymore.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26076,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Do you want me to beat him up for you?","text_w_direction":"Do you want me to beat him up for you?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26077,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"No, I shouldn't have to ask you to do stuff like that. You should just do it.","text_w_direction":"No, I shouldn't have to ask you to do stuff like that. You should just do it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26078,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Listen up everyone! I've gone over this lineup very carefully. We cannot forget the humiliation we suffered last year at the softball game with Jim's whole spider-in-the-mitt incident. Right?","text_w_direction":"Listen up everyone! I've gone over this lineup very carefully. We cannot forget the humiliation we suffered last year at the softball game with Jim's whole spider-in-the-mitt incident. Right?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26079,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Well, I could've died, so... I looked it up online afterwards.","text_w_direction":"Well, I could've died, so... I looked it up online afterwards.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26080,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Erin, back row. Ryan, you move up a row!","text_w_direction":"Erin, back row. Ryan, you move up a row!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26081,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Bro-migo, you think you could put Erin on my row?","text_w_direction":"Bro-migo, you think you could put Erin on my row?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26082,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Why? I don't understand.","text_w_direction":"Why? I don't understand.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26083,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"If-","text_w_direction":"If-","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26084,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Woah, woah, woah. W-w-wait a minute. I get it. You want her to set you up so you can spike it.","text_w_direction":"Woah, woah, woah. W-w-wait a minute. I get it. You want her to set you up so you can spike it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26085,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Uh...","text_w_direction":"Uh... [laughs sheepishly]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26086,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I'll tell you what, I'm gonna do you one better. I'm gonna put you next to Phyllis. She is the best setter on the team.","text_w_direction":"I'll tell you what, I'm gonna do you one better. I'm gonna put you next to Phyllis. She is the best setter on the team.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26087,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"That's...","text_w_direction":"That's...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26088,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Sly dog.","text_w_direction":"Sly dog.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26089,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"... not what I meant.","text_w_direction":"... not what I meant.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26090,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Come on, folks!","text_w_direction":"Come on, folks!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26091,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"What is up with you two, Holly?","text_w_direction":"What is up with you two, Holly?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26092,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Um, not much.","text_w_direction":"Um, not much.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26093,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"AJ","text":"We're designing a house.","text_w_direction":"We're designing a house.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26094,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Cool. For who?","text_w_direction":"Cool. For who?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26095,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"AJ","text":"For us.","text_w_direction":"For us.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26096,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Wow... I'm designing a chair. It's part of your pants. You sit down, you're supported.","text_w_direction":"Wow... I'm designing a chair. It's part of your pants. You sit down, you're supported.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26097,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"I remember your chair pants idea.","text_w_direction":"I remember your chair pants idea. [laughs]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26098,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"AJ","text":"I like that. Put me down for a pair. I'm a size 34 waist.","text_w_direction":"I like that. Put me down for a pair. I'm a size 34 waist.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26099,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"All right, fatty. I will do it. You know what, we should actually rehearse.","text_w_direction":"All right, fatty. I will do it. You know what, we should actually rehearse.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26100,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Okay, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Okay, yeah.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26101,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"AJ","text":"You guys are really gonna do this?","text_w_direction":"You guys are really gonna do this?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26102,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You bet your fat ass we are.","text_w_direction":"You bet your fat ass we are.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26103,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well, in his infinite wisdom, David Wallace has authorized us to put on a little presentation about the history of Dunder Mifflin.","text_w_direction":"Well, in his infinite wisdom, David Wallace has authorized us to put on a little presentation about the history of Dunder Mifflin.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26104,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Yep, the old comedy team is back together again.","text_w_direction":"Yep, the old comedy team is back together again.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26105,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"That's right.","text_w_direction":"That's right.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26106,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Have ya hoyd the news? Extry! Extry! Read all about it!","text_w_direction":"[in a New York accent] Have ya hoyd the news? Extry! Extry! Read all about it!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26107,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Newspapers for sale!","text_w_direction":"Newspapers for sale!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26108,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Are you blind?! Are you blind?! Sir, with the glasses, are you literally blind? I'm concerned you might be in danger.","text_w_direction":"[playing volleyball, yelling at Erin, who hit the ball out of bounds] Are you blind?! Are you blind?! [turns attention to a man on the other team] Sir, with the glasses, are you literally blind? I'm concerned you might be in danger.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26109,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Man","text":"These are expensive Ray-Bans, jackass.","text_w_direction":"These are expensive Ray-Bans, jackass.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26110,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Okay, I was just looking out for you. You're doing great, by the way.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I was just looking out for you. [to Erin] You're doing great, by the way.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26111,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26112,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"I got it.","text_w_direction":"[playing volleyball] I got it. [Kevin misses]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26113,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Ohh! Oh, Kevin! Come on!","text_w_direction":"Ohh! Oh, Kevin! Come on!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26114,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Are you blind?!","text_w_direction":"Are you blind?!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26115,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I could've gotten that, idiot!","text_w_direction":"I could've gotten that, idiot!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26116,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Can you see things with your eyeballs?!","text_w_direction":"Can you see things with your eyeballs?!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26117,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"It's not a sledgehammer! Come on, people! We need to get our heads in the game! Let's focus! Come on, you're better than this! I am better than this! Phyllis, why are you sitting on the ground?!","text_w_direction":"It's not a sledgehammer! Come on, people! We need to get our heads in the game! Let's focus! Come on, you're better than this! I am better than this! Phyllis, why are you sitting on the ground?!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26118,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"We've been out here for a while. I don't need this.","text_w_direction":"We've been out here for a while. I don't need this.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26119,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[grunts in frustration]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26120,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh come- Ryan, come on, man! W-w-wait. Net. Net. Her hand's on the net.","text_w_direction":"[playing volleyball, Ryan hits the ball away, not paying attention to the game] Oh come- Ryan, come on, man! W-w-wait. Net. Net. Her hand's on the net.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26121,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Woman","text":"So what?","text_w_direction":"So what?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26122,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Rule violation. Ball is ours. Give it to me. Our point. Okay. Hey, Pam, how ya doin? Hey, do you know if you're right-handed or left-handed? Or do you even know? What hand do you use to answer the phone?","text_w_direction":"Rule violation. Ball is ours. Give it to me. Our point. Okay. Hey, Pam, how ya doin? Hey, do you know if you're right-handed or left-handed? Or do you even know? What hand do you use to answer the phone?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26123,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Back off, Dwight. Hyuh! What?","text_w_direction":"Back off, Dwight. [serves] Hyuh! [the opposing team misses the ball, the Scranton team cheers] What?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26124,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Maybe I played a little in junior high... and in high school... maybe a little in college... and went to volleyball camp most summers.","text_w_direction":"Maybe I played a little in junior high... and in high school... maybe a little in college... and went to volleyball camp most summers.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26125,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Hyuh! Well, look at that, we win!","text_w_direction":"[serves] Hyuh! [other team misses and Scranton cheers] Well, look at that, we win!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26126,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Nice job, Beesly.","text_w_direction":"Nice job, Beesly.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26127,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes! We advance to the next round!","text_w_direction":"Yes! We advance to the next round!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26128,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh, Lord in heaven.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Lord in heaven.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26129,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Had to be part of the group.","text_w_direction":"[to Phyllis] Had to be part of the group. [laughs]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26130,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I brought some snacky snacks, in case we get hungry.","text_w_direction":"I brought some snacky snacks, in case we get hungry.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26131,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Ooh, yes please. Mmm. So what do you have planned for us today? Hmm?","text_w_direction":"Ooh, yes please. [takes a bite] Mmm. So what do you have planned for us today? Hmm?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26132,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"[watching her eat] What?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26133,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Do you have a script for the sketch, or...","text_w_direction":"Do you have a script for the sketch, or...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26134,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Um, no, I just thought we'd wing it. That cool?","text_w_direction":"Um, no, I just thought we'd wing it. That cool?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26135,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Crystal cool.","text_w_direction":"Crystal cool.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26136,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Hit it Andy!","text_w_direction":"[playing volleyball] Hit it Andy!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26137,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Bump! I bumped it!","text_w_direction":"Bump! I bumped it!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26138,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Set!","text_w_direction":"Set!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26139,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Don't set it to yourself!","text_w_direction":"Don't set it to yourself!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26140,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"[Pam saves the play and Scranton cheers] Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26141,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Ow, my ankle!","text_w_direction":"Ow, my ankle!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26142,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"What happened?","text_w_direction":"What happened?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26143,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"I... twisted it.","text_w_direction":"I... twisted it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26144,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"You weren't even moving. Okay, sub!","text_w_direction":"You weren't even moving. [Phyllis leaves the court] Okay, sub!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26145,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"I can play.","text_w_direction":"I can play.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26146,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Rolph","text":"Is there a... Meredith here?","text_w_direction":"Is there a... Meredith here?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26147,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Meredith","text":"Yeah! Man in!","text_w_direction":"Yeah! Man in!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26148,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Rolph, did you not hear me?","text_w_direction":"Rolph, did you not hear me?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26149,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Rolph","text":"I don't hear cheaters, tramps, or women who break my friend's heart. Let's go!","text_w_direction":"I don't hear cheaters, tramps, or women who break my friend's heart. Let's go!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26150,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"We could do a movie... sort of thing.","text_w_direction":"We could do a movie... sort of thing.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26151,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"We could do Back to the Future.","text_w_direction":"[gasps] We could do Back to the Future.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26152,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26153,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"We have to convince Dunder and Mifflin to go back in time... fix their parents.","text_w_direction":"We have to convince Dunder and Mifflin to go back in time... fix their parents. [both laugh]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26154,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Could we get a Delorean?","text_w_direction":"Could we get a Delorean?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26155,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Jaws. They swim in the ocean and they terrorize the whole community.","text_w_direction":"Jaws. They swim in the ocean and they terrorize the whole community.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26156,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh! Dun-der. Dun-der...","text_w_direction":"Oh! [to the theme of \"Jaws\"] Dun-der. Dun-der...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26157,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Dun-der. Dun-der...","text_w_direction":"Dun-der. Dun-der...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26158,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Dun-der. Dun-der. Dun-der. Dun-der. Blooo!!","text_w_direction":"Dun-der. Dun-der. Dun-der. Dun-der. Blooo!! [both laugh]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26159,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Oh... We haven't found our great idea yet.","text_w_direction":"Oh... We haven't found our great idea yet.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26160,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No. No.","text_w_direction":"No. No.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26161,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26162,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"We're circling it.","text_w_direction":"We're circling it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26163,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Hmm...","text_w_direction":"Hmm...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26164,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"David","text":"Nicely done. We're still going to crush you though!","text_w_direction":"[playing volleyball, Scranton wins another game] Nicely done. We're still going to crush you though!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26165,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Charles","text":"Yes we are!","text_w_direction":"Yes we are!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26166,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Rolph","text":"You suckers are goin down! They're gonna wipe their asses with your serves! Piss all over your faces!","text_w_direction":"You suckers are goin down! They're gonna wipe their asses with your serves! Piss all over your faces!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26167,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, Rolph! Woah. Wait, wait-","text_w_direction":"Okay, Rolph! Woah. Wait, wait- [shouts of disapproval]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26168,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Rolph","text":"It's true!","text_w_direction":"It's true!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26169,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"Ah, this reminds me of the HR convention last fall.","text_w_direction":"Ah, this reminds me of the HR convention last fall.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26170,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kendall","text":"Oh yeah, with Bernie and Efrem. That was hilarious.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah, with Bernie and Efrem. That was hilarious.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26171,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"Really, really funny.","text_w_direction":"Really, really funny.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26172,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kendall","text":"Really funny.","text_w_direction":"Really funny.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26173,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Listen guys, one more point and we play corporate.","text_w_direction":"Listen guys, one more point and we play corporate. [they get the last point, Jim and Dwight hug]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26174,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Settle down gentlemen.","text_w_direction":"Settle down gentlemen.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26175,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Good game!","text_w_direction":"Good game!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26176,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"David","text":"Welcome to the 43rd Annual Company Picnic, everybody. Thanks for being here. Now, a couple of employees have volunteered to entertain us with a song.","text_w_direction":"Welcome to the 43rd Annual Company Picnic, everybody. Thanks for being here. Now, a couple of employees have volunteered to entertain us with a song.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26177,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, it's a sketch now.","text_w_direction":"[shouts from behind the trees] Uh, it's a sketch now.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26178,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"David","text":"Okay, introducing Scranton's Michael Scott performing with Nashua's Holly Flax! I have not seen this.","text_w_direction":"Okay, introducing Scranton's Michael Scott performing with Nashua's Holly Flax! I have not seen this. [applause]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26179,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"And now, presenting...","text_w_direction":"And now, presenting...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26180,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Both","text":"SlumDunder Mifflinaire!","text_w_direction":"SlumDunder Mifflinaire! [laughter]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26181,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[imitates Who Wants To Be a Millionaire theme music as both sit in folding chairs]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26182,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Are you ready to play SlumDunder Mifflinaire?","text_w_direction":"Are you ready to play SlumDunder Mifflinaire?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26183,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, I am.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I am.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26184,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"For one hundred dollars, where did Dunder meet Mifflin? A.) On easy street, B.) a tour of Dartmouth College, C.) they never met, D.) brushing their teeth?","text_w_direction":"For one hundred dollars, where did Dunder meet Mifflin? A.) On easy street, B.) a tour of Dartmouth College, C.) they never met, D.) brushing their teeth?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26185,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Ohh, I'm thinking... I'm going to say... B, tour of Dartmouth College.","text_w_direction":"Ohh, I'm thinking... I'm going to say... B, tour of Dartmouth College.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26186,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"That is correct! How did you know that?!","text_w_direction":"That is correct! [both run to another side of the stage, acting out a different scene] How did you know that?! [pantomimes electrocuting Michael]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26187,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Ahhhh!! Ohhh!! Ahhh!! I was there! Ahhh!! I was a tour guide at Dartmouth College!! Noooo!!!","text_w_direction":"[screams] Ahhhh!! Ohhh!! Ahhh!! I was there! Ahhh!! I was a tour guide at Dartmouth College!! Noooo!!!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26188,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Nice campus. Think you'll get in?","text_w_direction":"[now pretending to be Dunder and Mifflin] Nice campus. Think you'll get in?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26189,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, I'm definitely getting in. I'm a shoo-in.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I'm definitely getting in. I'm a shoo-in.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26190,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"I'm Robert Dunder.","text_w_direction":"I'm Robert Dunder.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26191,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I'm Robert Mifflin. Ah, okay.","text_w_direction":"I'm Robert Mifflin. [pause to see audience's response] Ah, okay. [both run back to chairs]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26192,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Robert Mifflin had a great life. But unfortunately, had undiagnosed depression, which over nine million Americans suffer from and is very treatable. For two hundred and fifty dollars, how did he kill himself? A.) A rope, B.) a knife, C.) a gun, D.) brushing his teeth!","text_w_direction":"Robert Mifflin had a great life. But unfortunately, had undiagnosed depression, which over nine million Americans suffer from and is very treatable. For two hundred and fifty dollars, how did he kill himself? A.) A rope, B.) a knife, C.) a gun, D.) brushing his teeth!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26193,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Two hundred and fifty dollars is more money than I've ever seen in my life. I will say, C, a gun. He shot himself in the head.","text_w_direction":"Two hundred and fifty dollars is more money than I've ever seen in my life. I will say, C, a gun. He shot himself in the head.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26194,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"That is correct!","text_w_direction":"That is correct!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26195,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26196,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"I usually don't enjoy the theater, but this is delightful.","text_w_direction":"I usually don't enjoy the theater, but this is delightful.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26197,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"The economic downturn has been difficult recently, forcing the closures of both Camden and Yonkers, to be followed soon by what other branch? For five-hundred thousand dollars, is it A.) Scranton, B.) Buffalo, C.) Utica, or D.) toothbrush!","text_w_direction":"The economic downturn has been difficult recently, forcing the closures of both Camden and Yonkers, to be followed soon by what other branch? For five-hundred thousand dollars, is it A.) Scranton, B.) Buffalo, C.) Utica, or D.) toothbrush!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26198,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I will say B, Buffalo! Final answer!","text_w_direction":"I will say B, Buffalo! Final answer!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26199,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"That is correct!","text_w_direction":"That is correct!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26200,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Man from Buffalo","text":"What is he talking about?","text_w_direction":"[over crowd of murmurs] What is he talking about?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26201,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"How did you know that?!","text_w_direction":"[pantomimes biting off Michael's fingers, Michael screams] How did you know that?!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26202,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"David Wallace told me!!","text_w_direction":"David Wallace told me!!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26203,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Woman from Buffalo","text":"David, is this true?","text_w_direction":"David, is this true?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26204,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"David","text":"Uh, okay everyone, we're at a picnic today...","text_w_direction":"Uh, okay everyone, we're at a picnic today...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26205,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Man from Buffalo","text":"Are we losing our jobs or not, David?","text_w_direction":"Are we losing our jobs or not, David?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26206,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"They didn't know?","text_w_direction":"They didn't know?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26207,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I guess not.","text_w_direction":"[whispers] I guess not.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26208,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"David","text":"I'm sorry, this certainly wasn't the time or the place to announce this sort of thing, but there have been talks about closing the Buffalo branch.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, this certainly wasn't the time or the place to announce this sort of thing, but there have been talks about closing the Buffalo branch.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26209,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Woman from Buffalo","text":"And?","text_w_direction":"And?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26210,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"David","text":"We're- we're closing the Buffalo branch.","text_w_direction":"We're- we're closing the Buffalo branch.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26211,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Man from Buffalo","text":"You've got to be kidding me! You've got to be kidding me! We're the best branch in the company! I can't believe it.","text_w_direction":"[over shouts of protest] You've got to be kidding me! You've got to be kidding me! We're the best branch in the company! I can't believe it. [Michael and Holly bow]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26212,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"David","text":"How could you possibly think that the right way to announce a branch closing was in a comedy sketch at the company picnic?","text_w_direction":"How could you possibly think that the right way to announce a branch closing was in a comedy sketch at the company picnic?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26213,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well... I didn't know they didn't know.","text_w_direction":"Well... I didn't know they didn't know.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26214,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"David","text":"What about the fact that they're here today? What about that? That didn't throw up any alarms? No, Michael needed a little bit for his comedy sketch, and he thought, \"oh, this would be really funny.\"","text_w_direction":"What about the fact that they're here today? What about that? That didn't throw up any alarms? No, Michael needed a little bit for his comedy sketch, and he thought, \"oh, this would be really funny.\"","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26215,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26216,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"David","text":"Damn it, Michael, I told you that in confidence. Now I have to go over and deal with these employees and their families. A little boy just walked up to me and said, \"is my daddy gonna have a job by Christmas?\"","text_w_direction":"Damn it, Michael, I told you that in confidence. Now I have to go over and deal with these employees and their families. A little boy just walked up to me and said, \"is my daddy gonna have a job by Christmas?\"","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26217,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well, he's just thinking about his own gifts.","text_w_direction":"Well, he's just thinking about his own gifts.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26218,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Meredith","text":"Maybe we shouldn't play due to the circumstances.","text_w_direction":"Maybe we shouldn't play due to the circumstances.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26219,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, people need volleyball now more than ever.","text_w_direction":"Hey, people need volleyball now more than ever.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26220,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"How do you figure?","text_w_direction":"How do you figure?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26221,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Because if we don't play, then the other team wins.","text_w_direction":"Because if we don't play, then the other team wins.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26222,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Dwight's right. Corporate deserves to get its ass kicked.","text_w_direction":"Dwight's right. Corporate deserves to get its ass kicked.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26223,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Let's do this.","text_w_direction":"Let's do this.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26224,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Jim, come on!","text_w_direction":"[playing volleyball] Jim, come on! [Jim scores a point, Scranton cheers]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26225,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Charles","text":"Look who just woke up! I've been up for a while.","text_w_direction":"Look who just woke up! [laughs, scores a point on the next play] I've been up for a while.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26226,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"It's six to six. It's a nail-biter.","text_w_direction":"It's six to six. It's a nail-biter. [ball hits Kevin]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26227,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Kevin! Now it's seven-six, or is that too much accounting for you?","text_w_direction":"Kevin! Now it's seven-six, or is that too much accounting for you?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26228,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Rolph","text":"Here's an accounting question for you","text_w_direction":"Here's an accounting question for you[/b]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26229,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, knock it off, Rolph.","text_w_direction":"Okay, knock it off, Rolph.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26230,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Rolph","text":"What? She is sitting there, casting aspersions-","text_w_direction":"What? She is sitting there, casting aspersions-","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26231,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Rolph, please. I am asking nicely-","text_w_direction":"Rolph, please. I am asking nicely-","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26232,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Rolph","text":"No way! You don't mean that!","text_w_direction":"No way! You don't mean that!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26233,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Rolph, leave it alone!","text_w_direction":"Rolph, leave it alone!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26234,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah! Boo-yah!","text_w_direction":"[hits the ball over the net and scores a point] Yeah! Boo-yah!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26235,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I got it!","text_w_direction":"[running for the ball] I got it!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26236,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Pam!","text_w_direction":"Pam!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26237,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Oof!","text_w_direction":"[falls] Oof!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26238,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"You all right?","text_w_direction":"You all right?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26239,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Yep. No, no, no, I'm fine.","text_w_direction":"Yep. No, no, no, I'm fine.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26240,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"You sure?","text_w_direction":"You sure?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26241,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26242,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, easy, easy...","text_w_direction":"Hey, easy, easy...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26243,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Charles","text":"Woah, woah, woah, woah, you wanna get that looked at.","text_w_direction":"Woah, woah, woah, woah, you wanna get that looked at.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26244,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"No, no, it's fine. Just gimme a second.","text_w_direction":"No, no, it's fine. Just gimme a second.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26245,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Charles","text":"I don't know. You know, this is a company picnic, so technically that is a company injury, you know? Safest thing to do is get that examined, right David?","text_w_direction":"I don't know. You know, this is a company picnic, so technically that is a company injury, you know? Safest thing to do is get that examined, right David?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26246,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"David","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26247,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"All right, you know what? You're just trying to get rid of our best player.","text_w_direction":"All right, you know what? You're just trying to get rid of our best player.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26248,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Charles","text":"Oh, Jim, you're putting a volleyball game in front of your fiance's health.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Jim, you're putting a volleyball game in front of your fiance's health.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26249,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"No, uh-","text_w_direction":"No, uh-","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26250,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Look, seriously, I can move it fine. Come on, let's go, it's our ball. Let's go!","text_w_direction":"Look, seriously, I can move it fine. Come on, let's go, it's our ball. Let's go!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26251,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Charles","text":"Yeah, I don't think we can let you play with that foot.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I don't think we can let you play with that foot.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26252,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Tell you what. I spotted a small hospital a few kilometers south of here. Get her back as soon as possible. I'll stall 'em.","text_w_direction":"[whispering] Tell you what. I spotted a small hospital a few kilometers south of here. Get her back as soon as possible. I'll stall 'em.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26253,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Charles","text":"I guess that's it for you, Jim.","text_w_direction":"I guess that's it for you, Jim.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26254,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"All right, you know what? Let's do this.","text_w_direction":"All right, you know what? [picks Pam up and carries her off the court] Let's do this.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26255,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"We'll be back!","text_w_direction":"We'll be back!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26256,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh man, I am so mad that Pam got hurt! Argh!! Rrrraah!!! I'll get it.","text_w_direction":"Oh man, I am so mad that Pam got hurt! Argh!! Rrrraah!!! [kicks volleyball into the woods, calmly] I'll get it. [walks slowly toward the woods]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26257,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Probably shouldn't have mentioned Buffalo.","text_w_direction":"Probably shouldn't have mentioned Buffalo.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26258,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Hindsight.","text_w_direction":"Hindsight.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26259,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Should've had hindsight.","text_w_direction":"Should've had hindsight.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26260,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"How do you think it went before the Buffalo thing?","text_w_direction":"How do you think it went before the Buffalo thing?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26261,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I think it went well. I think it was good.","text_w_direction":"I think it went well. I think it was good.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26262,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"There weren't any laughs.","text_w_direction":"There weren't any laughs.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26263,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No, it was a tough audience.","text_w_direction":"No, it was a tough audience.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26264,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Yeah, but we wrote it specifically for this audience.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but we wrote it specifically for this audience.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26265,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Believe me, I have seen a lot of tough audiences in my time, and that was one of them.","text_w_direction":"Believe me, I have seen a lot of tough audiences in my time, and that was one of them.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26266,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Well, I'm glad we did it.","text_w_direction":"Well, I'm glad we did it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26267,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Me too. We have a lot of good material for next year's sketch.","text_w_direction":"Me too. [long pause] We have a lot of good material for next year's sketch.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26268,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"I can't wait.","text_w_direction":"I can't wait.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26269,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, she's with the nurse right now, so you'll have to stall a little longer... No, don't send in the subs yet... Dwight, I don't know. Think of something!","text_w_direction":"[on the phone] Yeah, she's with the nurse right now, so you'll have to stall a little longer... No, don't send in the subs yet... Dwight, I don't know. Think of something!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26270,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Nurse","text":"To be safe, we should do an x-ray.","text_w_direction":"To be safe, we should do an x-ray.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26271,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"How long will that take?","text_w_direction":"How long will that take?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26272,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Nurse","text":"Oh, shouldn't be too bad, it's a slow day. So, no other radiation this year, no metal plates, no chance you're pregnant...","text_w_direction":"Oh, shouldn't be too bad, it's a slow day. So, no other radiation this year, no metal plates, no chance you're pregnant...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26273,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I'm sorry, can we just hurry this up? I've got a game to get back to.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, can we just hurry this up? I've got a game to get back to.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26274,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Nurse","text":"Oh good, because my next question was \"do you have a game to get back to.\"","text_w_direction":"Oh good, because my next question was \"do you have a game to get back to.\"","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26275,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"What'd you think?","text_w_direction":"What'd you think?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26276,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"AJ","text":"I loved it. You know, there was a part near the end that seemed like that went on a little long, but...","text_w_direction":"I loved it. You know, there was a part near the end that seemed like that went on a little long, but...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26277,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well you guys should hit the road before... I close down another branch.","text_w_direction":"Well you guys should hit the road before... I close down another branch.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26278,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Okay. So good to see you.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Okay. So good to see you.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26279,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Good to see you. AJ.","text_w_direction":"Good to see you. [they hug] AJ.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26280,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"AJ","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael. [they shake hands]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26281,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I didn't find a perfect moment, because I think that today was just about just having today. And I think that we are one of those couples with a long story, when people ask how they found each other. I will see her every now and then, and... Maybe one year she'll be with somebody, and the next year, I'll be with somebody, and it's gonna take a long time... And then it's perfect. I'm in no rush.","text_w_direction":"I didn't find a perfect moment, because I think that today was just about just having today. And I think that we are one of those couples with a long story, when people ask how they found each other. I will see her every now and then, and... Maybe one year she'll be with somebody, and the next year, I'll be with somebody, and it's gonna take a long time... And then it's perfect. I'm in no rush.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26282,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"David","text":"Dwight, come on now, it's time to put in the subs.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, come on now, it's time to put in the subs.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26283,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Charles","text":"Yeah, it looks like Pam won't make it back. Okay?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it looks like Pam won't make it back. Okay?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26284,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay. Fine.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Fine.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26285,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Charles","text":"All right! Come on.","text_w_direction":"All right! Come on.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26286,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Except, you know what? It's not fine. How many people need to get hurt before we learn a valuable lesson? One? Two? Three? Four?","text_w_direction":"Except, you know what? It's not fine. How many people need to get hurt before we learn a valuable lesson? One? Two? Three? Four?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26287,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26288,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"No, no, hear me out. Five? Six?","text_w_direction":"No, no, hear me out. Five? Six?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26289,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"David","text":"Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26290,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Seven? Can I finish please?","text_w_direction":"Seven? Can I finish please?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26291,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"David","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26292,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Eight?","text_w_direction":"Eight?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26293,"season":5,"episode":28,"episode_name":"Company Picnic","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Jennifer Celotta;Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, Dwight, we're so close! Just buy us a few more minutes... Well, they just called me in for an update, so I'll call you right back... Okay... Okay, great. Hey, Dwight, uh... send in the subs! Ohh!","text_w_direction":"[on the phone] Oh, Dwight, we're so close! Just buy us a few more minutes... Well, they just called me in for an update, so I'll call you right back... Okay... Okay, great. [goes into a private room where Pam and the doctor are, the voices are inaudible, but the camera can see through a window, Pam and Jim look in shock, they hug and Jim goes back out into the hall to call Dwight back, trembling] Hey, Dwight, uh... send in the subs! [laughs] Ohh! [goes back into the room to hug Pam]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2232,"air_date":"2009-05-14"}
{"index":26294,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Parkour!","text_w_direction":"[enters office, somersaults onto couch, kicks over painting and lamp] Parkour!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26295,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight & Andy","text":"","text_w_direction":"[rush into office, Andy climbs on reception desk, Dwight holds video camera]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26296,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Parkour!","text_w_direction":"Parkour!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26297,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Extreme! Parkour!","text_w_direction":"[walking on Pam's desk, then Jim's desk] Extreme! Parkour!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26298,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"This... is Parkour. Internet sensation of 2004. And it was in one of the Bond films. It's pretty impressive. The goal is to get from point A to point B as creatively as possible, so technically they are doing Parkour, as long as point A is delusion and point B is the hospital.","text_w_direction":"This... is Parkour. [turns laptop to camera, shows Parkour instructional video] Internet sensation of 2004. And it was in one of the Bond films. It's pretty impressive. [Michael is shown climbing/walking on various objects in office] The goal is to get from point A to point B as creatively as possible, so technically they are doing Parkour, as long as point A is delusion and point B is the hospital.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26299,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[stands on his hands kicking open bathroom doors as Andy films, Meredith is seen applying deodorant in women's bathroom]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26300,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight & Andy","text":"Parkour! Parkour!","text_w_direction":"[approaching elevator, as Michael films] Parkour! Parkour!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26301,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Andy! Leapfrog!","text_w_direction":"Andy! Leapfrog! [Andy leapfrogs Dwight]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26302,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Do me! Do me!","text_w_direction":"Do me! Do me!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26303,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah! Parkour! Parkour!","text_w_direction":"Yeah! [Dwight jumps on Andy's back, riding him like a horse] Parkour! Parkour!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26304,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Ow! Get off! Get off!","text_w_direction":"Ow! Get off! Get off!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26305,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26306,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy & Michael","text":"Parkour! Parkour!","text_w_direction":"[walking across cars in parking lot, Dwight filming] Parkour! Parkour!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26307,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Jump over the camera! Jump over the camera!","text_w_direction":"[crouching beside car] Jump over the camera! Jump over the camera! [Michael feebly attempts to jump off car, gives double thumbs up to camera]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26308,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, we all go together or we go one at a time.","text_w_direction":"[standing on tractor trailer with Dwight and Andy, looking down] Okay, we all go together or we go one at a time.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26309,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Here it is, here it is... truck, to refrigerators, to dumpster, 360 onto the pallets, backflip gainer to the trash can.","text_w_direction":"Here it is, here it is... truck, to refrigerators, to dumpster, [camera pans to refrigerator boxes, then dumpster] 360 onto the pallets, backflip gainer to the trash can.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26310,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael & Dwight","text":"Yeah! Gainer! Woohoo!","text_w_direction":"[in unison] Yeah! Gainer! Woohoo!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26311,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Hardcore Parkour!","text_w_direction":"[to Michael's camera] Hardcore Parkour!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26312,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Parkoooooour!","text_w_direction":"Parkoooooour!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26313,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Let's do it!","text_w_direction":"Let's do it!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26314,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"","text_w_direction":"[leaps from trailer, disappears into empty refrigerator box]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26315,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael & Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[look down, appearing shocked and concerned]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26316,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Parkour!","text_w_direction":"[inside refrigerator box, sounding injured] Parkour!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26317,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Good. Excellent. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"[on telephone] Good. Excellent. Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26318,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Female Intern","text":"There you go. Is there anything else I can do?","text_w_direction":"[hands Dwight a cup of water] There you go. Is there anything else I can do?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26319,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes. Umm... see those files behind Kevin's desk?","text_w_direction":"[chugs water, throws away cup] Yes. Umm... see those files behind Kevin's desk?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26320,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Female Intern","text":"Mm hmm.","text_w_direction":"[nods] Mm hmm.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26321,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Go put them all in random order.","text_w_direction":"Go put them all in random order.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26322,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Female intern","text":"Mm-kay.","text_w_direction":"[confused] Mm-kay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26323,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Then come back here for your next assignment concerning their order.","text_w_direction":"Then come back here for your next assignment concerning their order.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26324,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"This is the last day of our summer interns. It's been nice. We haven't had interns for a while, ever since Michael's Monica Lewinsky incident. He didn't do anything sexual. He just made far, far too many Monica Lewinsky jokes. It was just easier for corporate to shut down the program.","text_w_direction":"This is the last day of our summer interns. It's been nice. We haven't had interns for a while, ever since Michael's Monica Lewinsky incident. [interns are shown gathered around Kelly's desk, one holding a box of tissues, as Kelly cries and wipes tears] He didn't do anything sexual. [female intern opens a jar of salsa for Michael] He just made far, far too many Monica Lewinsky jokes. [Meredith rubs her breasts into Maurie's back] It was just easier for corporate to shut down the program.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26325,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Meredith","text":"Think she did him?","text_w_direction":"[to Oscar, motioning to male intern and female intern] Think she did him?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26326,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"I bet there's something there. I was with them in the kitchen yesterday, and they were all too happy to be cleaning the freezer.","text_w_direction":"I bet there's something there. I was with them in the kitchen yesterday, and they were all too happy to be cleaning the freezer.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26327,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"If they get married before I do, I'm going to kill myself.","text_w_direction":"If they get married before I do, I'm going to kill myself.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26328,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Who's getting married?","text_w_direction":"[entering break room] Who's getting married?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26329,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Nobody.","text_w_direction":"Nobody.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26330,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"If somebody doesn't tell me, I'm gonna start screaming.","text_w_direction":"If somebody doesn't tell me, I'm gonna start screaming.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26331,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"It's Eric and Megan.","text_w_direction":"It's Eric and Megan.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26332,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh! Hey, I hired them! Matchmaker! This place is like Spaniard Fly.","text_w_direction":"Oh! Hey, I hired them! Matchmaker! This place is like Spaniard Fly.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26333,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"They're not getting married. It's just talk.","text_w_direction":"They're not getting married. It's just talk.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26334,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Did everybody know about this but me?","text_w_direction":"Did everybody know about this but me?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26335,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"There's nothing to know, it's just gossip.","text_w_direction":"There's nothing to know, it's just gossip.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26336,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Okay... okay.","text_w_direction":"[shaking head disgustedly] Okay... okay. [leaves room]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26337,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"We haven't told anyone I'm pregnant.","text_w_direction":"[talking head with Jim] We haven't told anyone I'm pregnant.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26338,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Well, with her being unmarried... knocked up by some guy, I mean the yakity-yaks in this office would have a field day.","text_w_direction":"Well, with her being unmarried... knocked up by some guy, I mean the yakity-yaks in this office would have a field day.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26339,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, we don't want them at the wedding thinking Jim's being marched down the aisle by my dad with a shotgum.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, we don't want them at the wedding thinking Jim's being marched down the aisle by my dad with a shotgum.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26340,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Wait, there's not gonna be a shotgun?","text_w_direction":"Wait, there's not gonna be a shotgun?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26341,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Nope.","text_w_direction":"Nope.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26342,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"No shotgun... 'cause that changes everything.","text_w_direction":"No shotgun... 'cause that changes everything.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26343,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Can't back out now, Halpert.","text_w_direction":"Can't back out now, Halpert.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26344,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"What are you gonna do about it? There's no shotgun, so... free at last, free at last!","text_w_direction":"What are you gonna do about it? There's no shotgun, so... free at last, free at last!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26345,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"No, keep it up.","text_w_direction":"No, keep it up.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26346,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You'll never guess what I know.","text_w_direction":"[approaches Dwight's desk] You'll never guess what I know.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26347,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, let me finish this thought.","text_w_direction":"[typing] Okay, let me finish this thought.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26348,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Eric likes Megan.","text_w_direction":"Eric likes Megan.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26349,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"He most definitely does. He's been asking her out repeatedly for weeks. She finally said yes. They went out on a group date the other night; apparently it went very well.","text_w_direction":"[still typing] He most definitely does. He's been asking her out repeatedly for weeks. She finally said yes. They went out on a group date the other night; apparently it went very well.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26350,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"How do you know this?","text_w_direction":"[annoyed] How do you know this?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26351,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"People tell me things. I guess I have a face you can trust. I think it's because of my low cheekbones. And... boom. Okay, what is it, what can't I guess?","text_w_direction":"[still typing] People tell me things. I guess I have a face you can trust. I think it's because of my low cheekbones. And... boom. [finishes typing, turns to face Michael] Okay, what is it, what can't I guess?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26352,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I hate, hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team, or being picked for a team and showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist? I should've known. Poopball?","text_w_direction":"I hate, hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team, or being picked for a team and showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist? I should've known. Poopball?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26353,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Man, I know how you feel. Third wheel. I have been the third wheel so many times in my life. My mom told me something once that made me feel a lot better. She said \"The third wheel is what makes it a tricycle.\"","text_w_direction":"[to Maurie, the Asian intern] Man, I know how you feel. Third wheel. I have been the third wheel so many times in my life. My mom told me something once that made me feel a lot better. She said \"The third wheel is what makes it a tricycle.\"","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26354,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Maurie","text":"What are you talking about?","text_w_direction":"What are you talking about?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26355,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I'm talking about your group date with Megan and Eric.","text_w_direction":"I'm talking about your group date with Megan and Eric.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26356,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Maurie","text":"At Tink's?","text_w_direction":"At Tink's?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26357,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yes","text_w_direction":"Yes","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26358,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Maurie","text":"How'd you know about that?","text_w_direction":"How'd you know about that?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26359,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well...","text_w_direction":"Well...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26360,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Maurie","text":"Did Stanley tell you?","text_w_direction":"Did Stanley tell you?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26361,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Stanley was on your group date?","text_w_direction":"[confused] Stanley was on your group date?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26362,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Maurie","text":"No, Stanley was with his wife. I waved at him, but he didn't wave back.","text_w_direction":"No, Stanley was with his wife. I waved at him, but he didn't wave back.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26363,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Does anybody else know about this?","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Does anybody else know about this?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26364,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Maurie","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26365,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[laughs, looks to camera excitedly]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26366,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"There he goes. There he goes.","text_w_direction":"There he goes. There he goes. [Stanley gets up from his desk, walks into kitchen area]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26367,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"So, what is the scuttlebutt? Anybody hear anything?","text_w_direction":"So, what is the scuttlebutt? Anybody hear anything?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26368,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight, Jim & Pam","text":"","text_w_direction":"[stare blankly at Michael]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26369,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Nothing? Well I got a little somethin' somethin'. I don't know if I should say...","text_w_direction":"Nothing? Well I got a little somethin' somethin'. I don't know if I should say...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26370,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Just keep it to yourself then.","text_w_direction":"Just keep it to yourself then.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26371,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Stanly is having a midlife crisis.","text_w_direction":"Stanly is having a midlife crisis.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26372,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Stanley's way past the middle of his life. Especially considering his height to weight ratio.","text_w_direction":"Stanley's way past the middle of his life. Especially considering his height to weight ratio.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26373,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well apparently, he and his wife were out dancing at a club for young people.","text_w_direction":"Well apparently, he and his wife were out dancing at a club for young people.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26374,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Teri's out of town, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Teri's out of town, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26375,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Who?","text_w_direction":"Who?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26376,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Teri, Stanley's wife. She's at an interior decorating expo in Philly. Stanley hates crowds, kids, and music. I think you should check your facts.","text_w_direction":"Teri, Stanley's wife. She's at an interior decorating expo in Philly. Stanley hates crowds, kids, and music. I think you should check your facts.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26377,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[starts to speak, says nothing, walks away]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26378,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You stupid son of a bitch. You set me up.","text_w_direction":"[entering break room, to Maurie] You stupid son of a bitch. You set me up.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26379,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Maurie","text":"What are you talking about?","text_w_direction":"What are you talking about?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26380,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Stanley's wife is out of town.","text_w_direction":"Stanley's wife is out of town.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26381,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Maurie","text":"He was with somebody.","text_w_direction":"He was with somebody.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26382,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Eric","text":"He was definitely with somebody.","text_w_direction":"He was definitely with somebody.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26383,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, was he? Well who, his sister?","text_w_direction":"Oh, was he? Well who, his sister?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26384,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Eric","text":"","text_w_direction":"[chuckles]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26385,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I don't get it!","text_w_direction":"[upset] I don't get it!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26386,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Eric","text":"If that was his sister, then what they were doing was totally illegal.","text_w_direction":"If that was his sister, then what they were doing was totally illegal.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26387,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Drugs?","text_w_direction":"Drugs?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26388,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Eric","text":"Making out.","text_w_direction":"Making out.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26389,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Mmm... okay. Uhh... hmm... okay. Never mind. Carry on.","text_w_direction":"[fumbling for words] Mmm... okay. Uhh... hmm... okay. Never mind. Carry on.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26390,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Stanley is having an affir.","text_w_direction":"[approaching Kelly's desk, whispering] Stanley is having an affir.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26391,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"WHAT??","text_w_direction":"WHAT??","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26392,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I am very happy right now. Thrilled perhaps, to be part of the office, to be part of the conversation. When you have somebody's attenton, and their eyes are lighting up because they are very interested in what you have to say, that is a great feeling, and I experienced that firsthand today. It is wonderful to be the center of attention.","text_w_direction":"I am very happy right now. Thrilled perhaps, to be part of the office, to be part of the conversation. When you have somebody's attenton, and their eyes are lighting up because they are very interested in what you have to say, [Michael is seen whispering to Jim, then Pam] that is a great feeling, and I experienced that firsthand today. It is wonderful to be the center of attention.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26393,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"That and that are the same letter.","text_w_direction":"[motioning to pad of paper with hangman game, spelling out \"S_an_ey is chea_in_ _n _eri] That and that are the same letter.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26394,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Q.","text_w_direction":"Q.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26395,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No... no. He's holding a pencil. He could be doing a crossword puzzle with that pencil. What's that letter, right there? Same letter here and here. What haven't you guessed?","text_w_direction":"No... no. He's holding a pencil. He could be doing a crossword puzzle with that pencil. What's that letter, right there? Same letter here and here. What haven't you guessed?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26396,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"T.","text_w_direction":"T.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26397,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"T! Yes! Yes! That is a \"T\", and there's another one right there. Just sound that out. You're almost there.","text_w_direction":"T! Yes! Yes! That is a \"T\", and there's another one right there. Just sound that out. You're almost there.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26398,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, Stanley! Where you goin', big guy? Up to no good?","text_w_direction":"[opening blinds as Stanley walks past] Hey, Stanley! Where you goin', big guy? Up to no good?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26399,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"I'm meeting a client. Do you have a problem with that?","text_w_direction":"I'm meeting a client. Do you have a problem with that?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26400,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no, no. I just had a quick question for you. I'm casting a movie and I'm looking for a woman who can dance, beautiful woman. Do you know anybody?","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no. I just had a quick question for you. I'm casting a movie and I'm looking for a woman who can dance, beautiful woman. Do you know anybody?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26401,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Goodbye.","text_w_direction":"Goodbye. [walks away]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26402,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Pays five million dollars. Nudity required.","text_w_direction":"Pays five million dollars. Nudity required.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26403,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"You have to stop this.","text_w_direction":"[approaching Michael] You have to stop this.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26404,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Did you hear Stanley's having an affair?","text_w_direction":"[giddy, whispering] Did you hear Stanley's having an affair?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26405,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I did. From you. You gotta stop telling people.","text_w_direction":"I did. From you. You gotta stop telling people.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26406,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, okay, I get it. You feel out of the loop, and you feel sorry for yourself, and it's really sad because everybody thinks you're a loser...","text_w_direction":"Oh, okay, I get it. You feel out of the loop, and you feel sorry for yourself, and it's really sad because everybody thinks you're a loser...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26407,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Do you know if it's true? Do you have any idea? Because you might be ruining his life.","text_w_direction":"Do you know if it's true? Do you have any idea? Because you might be ruining his life.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26408,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[stares at Jim silently, then walks away]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26409,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Stop. Hold up, hold up, hold up! No, no, no. Time to stop being polite and get real. Stanley, are you having an affair?","text_w_direction":"[in parking lot, blocking path of Stanley's car] Stop. Hold up, hold up, hold up! No, no, no. Time to stop being polite and get real. [Stanley honks horn repeatedly] Stanley, are you having an affair?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26410,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"That is ridiculous. Of course not, why would you think that?","text_w_direction":"[as Michael gets in car] That is ridiculous. Of course not, why would you think that?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26411,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"So It's not true. Okay, well... ahhh, those interns, they told me they saw you at a club, and they all said it was you, it was clearly just... racial profiling gossip.","text_w_direction":"So It's not true. Okay, well... ahhh, those interns, they told me they saw you at a club, and they all said it was you, it was clearly just... racial profiling gossip.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26412,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Damn! I told her it was a stupid idea to go up in that club.","text_w_direction":"[hits steering wheel angrily] Damn! I told her it was a stupid idea to go up in that club.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26413,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"So stupid!","text_w_direction":"[nodding] So stupid!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26414,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"It's just that... Teri's been traveling a lot...","text_w_direction":"It's just that... Teri's been traveling a lot...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26415,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I know, I know.","text_w_direction":"I know, I know.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26416,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"And it's been lonely.","text_w_direction":"And it's been lonely.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26417,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, I bet.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I bet.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26418,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Cynthia's been keeping me company. She was my nurse, when I was in rehabilitation. We used to go on these long walks on the treadmill... I didn't...","text_w_direction":"Cynthia's been keeping me company. She was my nurse, when I was in rehabilitation. We used to go on these long walks on the treadmill... I didn't...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26419,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Wait, hold, hold, hold... so it IS true?","text_w_direction":"Wait, hold, hold, hold... so it IS true?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26420,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Yeah, but Michael, I'm going to go break it off. That's where I'm headed right now. I swear.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but Michael, I'm going to go break it off. That's where I'm headed right now. I swear.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26421,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh my God! Wait a second, do people often say they're going on sales calls and then go someplace else? 'Cause that's not cool.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God! Wait a second, do people often say they're going on sales calls and then go someplace else? 'Cause that's not cool.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26422,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"I just need you to promise not to say a word about this to anyone. Michael, please.","text_w_direction":"I just need you to promise not to say a word about this to anyone. Michael, please.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26423,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I'm not saying... a damn thing.","text_w_direction":"[muttering] I'm not saying... a damn thing.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26424,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"I'm counting on you, Michael.","text_w_direction":"I'm counting on you, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26425,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You can count on me.","text_w_direction":"[looking afraid] You can count on me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26426,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"","text_w_direction":"[sighs]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26427,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, that smells good.","text_w_direction":"[entering kitchen area] Oh, that smells good.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26428,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"I might have extra, it just depends on how many I eat.","text_w_direction":"I might have extra, it just depends on how many I eat.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26429,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Did you hear about Angela? That's pretty weird.","text_w_direction":"Did you hear about Angela? That's pretty weird.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26430,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah... what do you mean exactly?","text_w_direction":"Yeah... what do you mean exactly?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26431,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well, the fact that she is apparently dating an 81-year-old billionaire. Owns a Quizno's on the turnpike.","text_w_direction":"Well, the fact that she is apparently dating an 81-year-old billionaire. Owns a Quizno's on the turnpike.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26432,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Reeeeally.","text_w_direction":"Reeeeally.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26433,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Uh huh. Alright?","text_w_direction":"Uh huh. [gestures to Kevin to keep it quiet] Alright?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26434,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"How do you un-tell something? You can't. You can't put words back in your mouth. What you can do is spread false gossip so that people think that everything that's been said is untrue, including \"Stanley is having an affair.\" It's like the end of Spartacus. I've seen that movie half a dozen times, and I still don't know who the real Spartacus is, and that is what makes that movie a classic whodunit.","text_w_direction":"How do you un-tell something? You can't. You can't put words back in your mouth. What you can do is spread false gossip so that people think that everything that's been said is untrue, including \"Stanley is having an affair.\" It's like the end of Spartacus. I've seen that movie half a dozen times, and I still don't know who the real Spartacus is, and that is what makes that movie a classic whodunit.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26435,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Kelly has an eating disorder?","text_w_direction":"Kelly has an eating disorder?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26436,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26437,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"She always eats my lunch.","text_w_direction":"She always eats my lunch.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26438,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Anorexia. She's an anorexatic.","text_w_direction":"Anorexia. She's an anorexatic.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26439,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"We should do something.","text_w_direction":"We should do something.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26440,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Nothing can be done, we just have to tell everybody and hope for the best I guess.","text_w_direction":"Nothing can be done, we just have to tell everybody and hope for the best I guess.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26441,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I'm worried about Erin, because she's not a very good worker. I don't know how long she's gonna last here.","text_w_direction":"[to Kelly] I'm worried about Erin, because she's not a very good worker. I don't know how long she's gonna last here.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26442,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26443,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. So... and Andy is gay.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. So... and Andy is gay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26444,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Andy Bernard??","text_w_direction":"Andy Bernard??","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26445,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Mm hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm hmm.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26446,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Did you hear Pam is pregnant?","text_w_direction":"[whispering to Meredith] Did you hear Pam is pregnant?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26447,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Meredith","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26448,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26449,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Meredith","text":"She's gonna hate being a mom.","text_w_direction":"She's gonna hate being a mom.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26450,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"","text_w_direction":"[making a cup of tea in kitchen area]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26451,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"","text_w_direction":"[looks at Andy and giggles]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26452,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26453,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Tea.","text_w_direction":"[still giggling] Tea.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26454,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"So?","text_w_direction":"So?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26455,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"You would.","text_w_direction":"You would.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26456,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"I like tea!","text_w_direction":"[laughing] I like tea!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26457,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, I bet you like it.","text_w_direction":"[sarcastically] Oh, I bet you like it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26458,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Hahaha! I like it a lot! I love tea!","text_w_direction":"Hahaha! I like it a lot! I love tea!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26459,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Do you like it as much as you like mens' butts?","text_w_direction":"Do you like it as much as you like mens' butts?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26460,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"WHAT??","text_w_direction":"WHAT??","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26461,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Because you're gay.","text_w_direction":"Because you're gay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26462,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Who told you that? Was it Broccoli Rob? Someone from Chi Psi? Or did you run into someone from my high school?","text_w_direction":"[serious] Who told you that? Was it Broccoli Rob? Someone from Chi Psi? Or did you run into someone from my high school?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26463,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"This is not the first time rumors about me being gay have come up. Twice before, actually. Just a weird coincidence... a little too weird. Almost makes you wonder if it's not a coincidence at all. Whoa! Which it is, of course. But it makes you wonder.","text_w_direction":"This is not the first time rumors about me being gay have come up. Twice before, actually. Just a weird coincidence... a little too weird. [chuckles nervously] Almost makes you wonder if it's not a coincidence at all. Whoa! Which it is, of course. [long pause] But it makes you wonder.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26464,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Did you hear the rumor about me? That I'm gay?","text_w_direction":"[to Oscar in break room] Did you hear the rumor about me? That I'm gay?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26465,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"I did. Yes.","text_w_direction":"[nodding] I did. Yes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26466,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"And?","text_w_direction":"And?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26467,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26468,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Do you think it's true? Do you think that I'm... gay?","text_w_direction":"Do you think it's true? Do you think that I'm... gay?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26469,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Are you attracted to other men?","text_w_direction":"Are you attracted to other men?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26470,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"No! But, let me kick you a scenario. I'm at a beach cabana, and Brad Pitt approaches. He tries to lean in and kiss me. I would definitely resist, like at first. But if he was persistent, I think I might give in a little bit, just to see what it... felt like.","text_w_direction":"[scoffs and chuckles] No! But, let me kick you a scenario. I'm at a beach cabana, and Brad Pitt approaches. He tries to lean in and kiss me. I would definitely resist, like at first. But if he was persistent, [long pause] I think I might give in a little bit, just to see what it... felt like.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26471,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"","text_w_direction":"[stares at Andy incredulously]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26472,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Would I push him away? How hard? Like, what if he's like really aggressive?","text_w_direction":"Would I push him away? How hard? Like, what if he's like really aggressive?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26473,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"If you resisted Brad Pitt a little bit, he would still... need to get to you?","text_w_direction":"If you resisted Brad Pitt a little bit, he would still... need to get to you?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26474,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"It's not real Brad Pitt, this is like, this is my fantasy. Or it's like, not a fantasy, it's just... it's just a scenario.","text_w_direction":"It's not real Brad Pitt, this is like, this is my fantasy. Or it's like, not a fantasy, it's just... it's just a scenario.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26475,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Wow. I wish... I wish I could help you. I don't... you might be gay. You might be gay.","text_w_direction":"Wow. I wish... I wish I could help you. I don't... you might be gay. You might be gay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26476,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"What exactly is my responsibility here? To comfort insecure heterosexual men? That can't possibly fall to me.","text_w_direction":"What exactly is my responsibility here? To comfort insecure heterosexual men? That can't possibly fall to me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26477,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"How far along is Pam?","text_w_direction":"How far along is Pam?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26478,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Meredith","text":"A few months, that's why they're rushing the wedding.","text_w_direction":"A few months, that's why they're rushing the wedding.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26479,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Guys, guys... you can't believe everything you hear. Like Stanley, having an affair? That is crazy! It's just... there's no stalking it. It's a weird day for false facts. Let it go.","text_w_direction":"[whispering] Guys, guys... you can't believe everything you hear. Like Stanley, having an affair? That is crazy! It's just... there's no stalking it. It's a weird day for false facts. Let it go.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26480,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Okay everybody, big day. Last day for our interns, a lot of other stuff... who knows what to believe? Dwight, the honors.","text_w_direction":"[with everyone assembled in conference room] Okay everybody, big day. Last day for our interns, a lot of other stuff... who knows what to believe? Dwight, the honors.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26481,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Present these to the dean for credit. And, as a gift, I've attached my card. Call me any time of the day or night.","text_w_direction":"[giving envelopes to interns] Present these to the dean for credit. And, as a gift, I've attached my card. Call me any time of the day or night.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26482,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Eric","text":"Why would we call you at night?","text_w_direction":"Why would we call you at night?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26483,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Well now you can't call me at all. Problem solved.","text_w_direction":"[grabs card from Eric, crumples it, throws it to the ground] Well now you can't call me at all. Problem solved.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26484,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"You're gonna regret that when you find yourself between a moose and her cubs.","text_w_direction":"[to Eric] You're gonna regret that when you find yourself between a moose and her cubs.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26485,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Look at the intern to your left. Now to your right. One of you will do exceedingly well in business, just unlimited potential. One of you will make a living, and nothing more. And one of you will make a great mother. It's up to you to choose which you want to be.","text_w_direction":"Look at the intern to your left. Now to your right. [interns do nothing] One of you will do exceedingly well in business, just unlimited potential. One of you will make a living, and nothing more. And one of you [looks directly at Megan] will make a great mother. It's up to you to choose which you want to be.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26486,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"I am so happy you're eating again.","text_w_direction":"[eating cake with Kelly] I am so happy you're eating again.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26487,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Me too!","text_w_direction":"[mouth full of cake] Me too!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26488,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Tuna, how come you never try to set me up?","text_w_direction":"[to Jim] Tuna, how come you never try to set me up?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26489,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, I don't really do that. But Pam might have some friends, though.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I don't really do that. But Pam might have some friends, though.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26490,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Women friends?","text_w_direction":"Women friends?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26491,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26492,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Not guy friends?","text_w_direction":"Not guy friends?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26493,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Are you... interested in her guy friends?","text_w_direction":"Are you... interested in her guy friends?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26494,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"No. I mean, for the record, I prefer women.","text_w_direction":"No. I mean, for the record, I prefer women.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26495,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26496,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"But off the record, I'm kinda confused.","text_w_direction":"But off the record, I'm kinda confused.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26497,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Really.","text_w_direction":"Really.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26498,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, the evidence is sort of stacked against me, I feel like...","text_w_direction":"Yeah, the evidence is sort of stacked against me, I feel like...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26499,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Well you gotta figure this out.","text_w_direction":"Well you gotta figure this out.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26500,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, right?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, right?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26501,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26502,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"How?","text_w_direction":"How?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26503,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"You gotta have s*x with a woman.","text_w_direction":"You gotta have s*x with a woman.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26504,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Right-o.","text_w_direction":"Right-o.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26505,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"And a man.","text_w_direction":"And a man.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26506,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Ohh...","text_w_direction":"Ohh...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26507,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"And then compare.","text_w_direction":"And then compare.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26508,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Alright. Well hey...","text_w_direction":"Alright. [looks around uneasily] Well hey...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26509,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26510,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Congratulations to you.","text_w_direction":"Congratulations to you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26511,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"On what?","text_w_direction":"On what?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26512,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Come on... little baby Tuna. Little junior toro.","text_w_direction":"[chuckles] Come on... little baby Tuna. Little junior toro.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26513,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"","text_w_direction":"[looks around room nervously]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26514,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Did you know a baby conceived out of wedlock is still a b*st*rd?","text_w_direction":"[to Pam] Did you know a baby conceived out of wedlock is still a b*st*rd?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26515,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26516,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Want me to say it again?","text_w_direction":"Want me to say it again?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26517,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Why did that come into your brain?","text_w_direction":"Why did that come into your brain?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26518,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Can I talk to you for a second?","text_w_direction":"[grabs Pam by the arm] Can I talk to you for a second?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26519,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"So, they know.","text_w_direction":"[whispering to Pam in corner of room] So, they know.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26520,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Who did you tell?","text_w_direction":"Who did you tell?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26521,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I didn't tell anyone! Who did you tell?","text_w_direction":"I didn't tell anyone! Who did you tell?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26522,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Nobody!","text_w_direction":"Nobody!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26523,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"Hey, did one of you tell Stanley I have asthma? Because I don't, and if it gets out, they won't let me scuba.","text_w_direction":"[approaching Jim and Pam] Hey, did one of you tell Stanley I have asthma? Because I don't, and if it gets out, they won't let me scuba.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26524,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"If I can't scuba, then what's this all been about? What am I working toward?","text_w_direction":"If I can't scuba, then what's this all been about? What am I working toward?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26525,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"What? You think I'm the voice of the Taco Bell dog?","text_w_direction":"[to Andy] What? You think I'm the voice of the Taco Bell dog?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26526,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"What are you guys talking about? I have a daughter. How can I be a virgin?","text_w_direction":"[to Phyllis and Stanley] What are you guys talking about? I have a daughter. How can I be a virgin?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26527,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, has everyone heard a crazy rumor about themselves today?","text_w_direction":"Hey, has everyone heard a crazy rumor about themselves today?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26528,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Everyone","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"[in unison] Yes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26529,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, yeah... you know what? Let's discredit these rumors.","text_w_direction":"[entering conference room] Yeah, yeah... you know what? Let's discredit these rumors.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26530,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, sure, but... who's been saying all that stuff?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, sure, but... who's been saying all that stuff?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26531,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"That's not important, Jim, I just think we shouldn't listen to any of that crap.","text_w_direction":"That's not important, Jim, I just think we shouldn't listen to any of that crap.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26532,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Sure, but we should get to the bottom of this. Let's pick a rumor and trace it back to the beginning.","text_w_direction":"Sure, but we should get to the bottom of this. Let's pick a rumor and trace it back to the beginning.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26533,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"I need to do mine first. Who's been saying that there's another person inside of me, working me with controls?","text_w_direction":"I need to do mine first. Who's been saying that there's another person inside of me, working me with controls?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26534,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"I heard that from... Andy.","text_w_direction":"I heard that from... Andy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26535,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"I heard it from Erin.","text_w_direction":"I heard it from Erin.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26536,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"I heard it from Michael.","text_w_direction":"I heard it from Michael.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26537,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[quietly leaves room]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26538,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Michael? He's over here!","text_w_direction":"[approaching Michael at elevators] Michael? [to others] He's over here!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26539,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Where are you going?","text_w_direction":"[to Michael] Where are you going?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26540,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Nowhere.","text_w_direction":"Nowhere.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26541,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael... You told people I use store-bought manure, when I showed you where my manure comes from. Hmm? Hmm?","text_w_direction":"Michael... [leads Michael to corner of vestibule, then whispers] You told people I use store-bought manure, when I showed you where my manure comes from. Hmm? Hmm? [Michael looks nervously to camera as elevator doors open]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26542,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Don't get on it.","text_w_direction":"Don't get on it. [Michael inches toward elevator]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26543,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Michael, don't.","text_w_direction":"Michael, don't.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26544,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Don't... get... on. Do not.","text_w_direction":"Don't... get... on. Do not.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26545,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Michael...","text_w_direction":"Michael...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26546,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Stay.","text_w_direction":"Stay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26547,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Step away.","text_w_direction":"Step away.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26548,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"Come on, boss.","text_w_direction":"Come on, boss.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26549,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[reluctantly exits elevator]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26550,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, I made it all up.","text_w_direction":"[to everyone, in conference room] Okay, I made it all up.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26551,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Everyone","text":"","text_w_direction":"[sighs in unison]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26552,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Even the fact that I'm gay?","text_w_direction":"Even the fact that I'm gay?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26553,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26554,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"[relieved] Yes!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26555,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"But guys, I'm a victim here too, okay? People here have been saying that I'm a J. Crew model.","text_w_direction":"But guys, I'm a victim here too, okay? People here have been saying that I'm a J. Crew model.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26556,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"No. We heard that about Jim.","text_w_direction":"No. We heard that about Jim.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26557,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Jim? No, no. I spread the rumor that somebody here was a J. Crew model, and I was referring to myself.","text_w_direction":"Jim? No, no. I spread the rumor that somebody here was a J. Crew model, and I was referring to myself.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26558,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"How is that a bad rumor?","text_w_direction":"How is that a bad rumor?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26559,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Because a lot of people think that models, even though they're very attractive, are somewhat vapid. It's set our industry back quite a bit.","text_w_direction":"Because a lot of people think that models, even though they're very attractive, are somewhat vapid. It's set our industry back quite a bit.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26560,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Michael, why? Why say all these things? Why make up an eating disorder, Stanley's affair, me being a spokesdog...","text_w_direction":"Michael, why? Why say all these things? Why make up an eating disorder, Stanley's affair, me being a spokesdog...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26561,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"You told everyone I was having an affair?","text_w_direction":"[pissed off] You told everyone I was having an affair?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26562,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, okay... here's the thing. There was one true rumor out there today. I didn't want everybody to know what it was. So all of you are off the hook, except for this one person.","text_w_direction":"Okay, okay... here's the thing. There was one true rumor out there today. I didn't want everybody to know what it was. So all of you are off the hook, except for this one person.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26563,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Well then, what's the one true rumor?","text_w_direction":"Well then, what's the one true rumor?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26564,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"We have a right to know.","text_w_direction":"We have a right to know.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26565,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Michael... am I gay?","text_w_direction":"Michael... am I gay?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26566,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"The one true rumor, and this is going to ruin this person's life, is that...","text_w_direction":"[sighs] The one true rumor, and this is going to ruin this person's life, is that...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26567,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"That Pam's pregnant.","text_w_direction":"[interrupting] That Pam's pregnant.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26568,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"I knew it!","text_w_direction":"I knew it!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26569,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"I knew it! Her breasts were a tiny bit bigger. At first I thought \"Oh, she has a new bra with padding.\" But then I thought \"Pam doesn't need padding.\" It just didn't add up, Jim.","text_w_direction":"I knew it! Her breasts were a tiny bit bigger. At first I thought \"Oh, she has a new bra with padding.\" But then I thought \"Pam doesn't need padding.\" It just didn't add up, Jim.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26570,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26571,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Congratulations!","text_w_direction":"Congratulations!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26572,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"That's really great, you guys.","text_w_direction":"That's really great, you guys.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26573,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Don't vaccinate it.","text_w_direction":"Don't vaccinate it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26574,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Who's the father?","text_w_direction":"Who's the father?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26575,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Jim.","text_w_direction":"Jim.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26576,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"How far along?","text_w_direction":"How far along?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26577,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Four months.","text_w_direction":"Four months.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26578,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"Who's the OB/GYN?","text_w_direction":"Who's the OB/GYN?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26579,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Stop. Don't. Just...","text_w_direction":"Stop. Don't. Just...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26580,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Alright, alright... you know, this is not the truth, and you can't fall on the sword this way. The real thing is that Stanley Hudson had an affair.","text_w_direction":"Alright, alright... you know, this is not the truth, and you can't fall on the sword this way. The real thing is that Stanley Hudson had an affair.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26581,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Nope.","text_w_direction":"Nope.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26582,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. Jim...","text_w_direction":"Yes. Jim...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26583,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Thank you for trying to defend her. But actually, Pam is pregnant, and we can prove it.","text_w_direction":"[arm around Pam] Thank you for trying to defend her. But actually, Pam is pregnant, and we can prove it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26584,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26585,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"If everyone would like to see proof.","text_w_direction":"If everyone would like to see proof.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26586,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay. [leaves room]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26587,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Are we just gonna wait here?","text_w_direction":"Are we just gonna wait here? [Pam returns, displays sonogram]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26588,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Everyone","text":"","text_w_direction":"[gasps, then cheers]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26589,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"It's true!","text_w_direction":"It's true!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26590,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Look at that! That is the inside of your v*g1n*!","text_w_direction":"Look at that! [grabs sonogram from Pam] That is the inside of your v*g1n*! [Jim takes sonogram from Michael]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26591,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"It's clear why we were trying not to tell people. That's clear now.","text_w_direction":"[talking head with Jim] It's clear why we were trying not to tell people. That's clear now. [Jim nods, looking at floor]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26592,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"How long have you known about the pregnancy?","text_w_direction":"[to Jim and Pam] How long have you known about the pregnancy?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26593,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim & Pam","text":"","text_w_direction":"[look at each other uncertainly]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26594,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"A week? A month? A year?","text_w_direction":"A week? A month? A year?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26595,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Michael, we only told our parents last week.","text_w_direction":"Michael, we only told our parents last week.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26596,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Did you pee on a stick?","text_w_direction":"Did you pee on a stick?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26597,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I did. It was inconclusive.","text_w_direction":"I did. It was inconclusive.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26598,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You should've told me.","text_w_direction":"You should've told me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26599,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"You're right. We should've realized that you are an equal part of this.","text_w_direction":"[exchanges looks with Jim] You're right. We should've realized that you are an equal part of this.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26600,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[phone rings, hits speaker button]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26601,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Michael, Teri Hudson returning your call.","text_w_direction":"Michael, Teri Hudson returning your call.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26602,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[gasps]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26603,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"You called Stanley's wife?","text_w_direction":"[in disbelief] You called Stanley's wife?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26604,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, oh... yeah, a long time ago, just to make sure she was out of town. Oh... oh God.","text_w_direction":"Oh, oh... yeah, a long time ago, just to make sure she was out of town. Oh... oh God.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26605,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Don't take it.","text_w_direction":"Don't take it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26606,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No, I have to take it, or it'll seem suspicious.","text_w_direction":"No, I have to take it, or it'll seem suspicious.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26607,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"If you talk to her, you're gonna tell her about Stanley, and that's gonna seem more suspicious.","text_w_direction":"If you talk to her, you're gonna tell her about Stanley, and that's gonna seem more suspicious.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26608,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, I can do this.","text_w_direction":"No, no, I can do this.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26609,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"You can't do this.","text_w_direction":"You can't do this.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26610,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, I can. I am going to tell her that I need to redecorate my condo, and I need her help. We will haggle about money, and then I will back down, and then I won't talk to her until this whole Cynthia thing has blown over.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I can. I am going to tell her that I need to redecorate my condo, and I need her help. We will haggle about money, and then I will back down, and then I won't talk to her until this whole Cynthia thing has blown over.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26611,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"That sounds terrible.","text_w_direction":"That sounds terrible.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26612,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, please don't.","text_w_direction":"Michael, please don't.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26613,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, what up, Cynthia?","text_w_direction":"[picking up phone] Hey, what up, Cynthia? [lowers phone, looking terrified]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26614,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"","text_w_direction":"[gets up to leave room, Michael gestures for him to stay]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26615,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hold on a second, Cynthia.","text_w_direction":"Hold on a second, Cynthia.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26616,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"","text_w_direction":"[hangs up Michael's phone, leaves room]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26617,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well, it turns out that Teri was already suspicious, because she had caught Stanley and Cynthia a few months ago. So Stanley promised that he would stop, and he did, end of story. Well, not exactly. Uhh, Cynthia kept calling him, she would not stop calling him, and she was in love with him. Oh, and get this. Cynthia, also married. So... you can't stop love, I guess and quite frankly, I don't think you should ever try.","text_w_direction":"Well, it turns out that Teri was already suspicious, because she had caught Stanley and Cynthia a few months ago. So Stanley promised that he would stop, and he did, end of story. Well, not exactly. [camera pans down from Michael's office window to parking lot below, Stanley is seen destroying Michael's Sebring with a crowbar] Uhh, Cynthia kept calling him, she would not stop calling him, and she was in love with him. Oh, and get this. Cynthia, also married. So... you can't stop love, I guess [Jim is seen displaying fetus picture on his desk as Pam smiles] and quite frankly, I don't think you should ever try.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26618,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Maurie","text":"I learned that a company can describe their internship as \"full of exciting experiences,\" even if that's a lie. There's no regulation.","text_w_direction":"[talking head with Eric and Megan] I learned that a company can describe their internship as \"full of exciting experiences,\" even if that's a lie. There's no regulation.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26619,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Megan","text":"I learned that half these people's email password is \"password.\"","text_w_direction":"I learned that half these people's email password is \"password.\"","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26620,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Eric","text":"I learned that a ream of paper is 300 sheets.","text_w_direction":"I learned that a ream of paper is 300 sheets.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26621,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Megan","text":"I thought it was 500.","text_w_direction":"I thought it was 500.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26622,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Eric","text":"Oh... I guess I didn't learn anything.","text_w_direction":"Oh... I guess I didn't learn anything.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26623,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Maurie","text":"I learned that if you look even the tiniest bit like Jet Li, Michael will call you \"Jet Li\" all summer.","text_w_direction":"I learned that if you look even the tiniest bit like Jet Li, Michael will call you \"Jet Li\" all summer.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26624,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Megan","text":"Julia Stiles.","text_w_direction":"[raises hand] Julia Stiles.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26625,"season":6,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Gossip","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Eric","text":"Alan Thicke.","text_w_direction":"[raises hand] Alan Thicke.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":2127,"air_date":"2009-09-17"}
{"index":26626,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"[knock at Michael's Office door] Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26627,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"You wanted to see me?","text_w_direction":"You wanted to see me?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26628,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, Oscar come on in. Close the door if you would. Thank you, thanks so much for talking to me.","text_w_direction":"Yes, Oscar come on in. Close the door if you would. Thank you, thanks so much for talking to me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26629,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"Yeah sure.","text_w_direction":"Yeah sure.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26630,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I'm going in for a procedure today.","text_w_direction":"I'm going in for a procedure today.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26631,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"Is everything okay?","text_w_direction":"Is everything okay?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26632,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, it's routine. I'm just a little bit scared.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it's routine. I'm just a little bit scared.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26633,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"I'm sure everything will be fine. What do you? What's the procedure, if you don't mind my asking?","text_w_direction":"I'm sure everything will be fine. [pulls up a chair] What do you? What's the procedure, if you don't mind my asking?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26634,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"It is a colonoscopy.","text_w_direction":"It is a colonoscopy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26635,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26636,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"In your experience, what should I be expecting in terms of sensation or emotions? Is there anything I can do to make it more pleasurable for me or for Dr. Shaundry?","text_w_direction":"In your experience, what should I be expecting in terms of sensation or emotions? [Oscar looks irritated and frustrated] Is there anything I can do to make it more pleasurable for me or for Dr. Shaundry?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26637,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"Oh my God.","text_w_direction":"[sighs] Oh my God.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26638,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"My main concern, should I have a safe word?","text_w_direction":"My main concern, should I have a safe word?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26639,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. [Oscar gets up and walks out]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26640,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"David Wallace","text":"So Michael, do you think you can give me a run down on the Buffalo clients by Monday?","text_w_direction":"So Michael, do you think you can give me a run down on the Buffalo clients by Monday?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26641,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Abso... you know what? I'll do you one better, Sunday, Sunday night.","text_w_direction":"Abso... you know what? I'll do you one better, Sunday, Sunday night.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26642,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"David","text":"Okay, I will look at it Monday.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I will look at it Monday.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26643,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Ho, Hol, hold on big guy, I'm gonna put it in the mail Sunday night and you'll get it Weds.","text_w_direction":"Ho, Hol, hold on big guy, I'm gonna put it in the mail Sunday night and you'll get it Weds.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26644,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"David","text":"Okay, Jim you wanna hit the conference room?","text_w_direction":"Okay, Jim you wanna hit the conference room?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26645,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26646,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, Good luck.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Good luck.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26647,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Oh right, this thing. I remember now. What's this about?","text_w_direction":"Oh right, this thing. I remember now. [whispers to Jim] What's this about?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26648,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Ah, this is just me and David, if that's okay.","text_w_direction":"Ah, this is just me and David, if that's okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26649,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"It's okay with me but he's gonna want me in there.","text_w_direction":"It's okay with me but he's gonna want me in there.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26650,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"David","text":"No, ah it's okay Michael. We got it.","text_w_direction":"No, ah it's okay Michael. We got it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26651,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26652,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"David","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26653,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Alright, do you mind if it sit this out? I have so much work to do, I feel like I'm gonna blow my brains out.","text_w_direction":"Alright, do you mind if it sit this out? I have so much work to do, I feel like I'm gonna blow my brains out.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26654,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"David","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"[nods] Okay. [Jim smiles and waves to Pam]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26655,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Am I worried that Jim and David are having a meeting without me? No, because we are the Three Amigos. And once in awhile one of the Amigos will go off... to the bathroom... while the other two have a secret meeting.","text_w_direction":"Am I worried that Jim and David are having a meeting without me? No, because we are the Three Amigos. And once in awhile one of the Amigos will go off... to the bathroom... while the other two have a secret meeting. [shrugs]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26656,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Hey let me escort you to your desk.","text_w_direction":"Hey let me escort you to your desk.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26657,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, it's just three or four steps but thank you, thank you.","text_w_direction":"Okay, it's just three or four steps but thank you, thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26658,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"You and Jim are close, huh?","text_w_direction":"You and Jim are close, huh?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26659,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, I think the pregnancy really brought us together.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I think the pregnancy really brought us together.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26660,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, what do you think he and David are talking about? What do you...","text_w_direction":"Hey, what do you think he and David are talking about? What do you...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26661,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Ummm, I don't know.","text_w_direction":"Ummm, I don't know.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26662,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Well, you said good luck to Jim as he walked in.","text_w_direction":"Well, you said good luck to Jim as he walked in.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26663,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Did I? Doesn't sound like me, not very superstitious.","text_w_direction":"Did I? Doesn't sound like me, not very superstitious.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26664,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"If you are lying to me right now Pam, your baby is gonna come out a liar. That's how it works. They inherit things through the breast milk.","text_w_direction":"If you are lying to me right now Pam, your baby is gonna come out a liar. That's how it works. They inherit things through the breast milk.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26665,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Please don't talk about my breast milk.","text_w_direction":"Please don't talk about my breast milk.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26666,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I just don't want you to lie to me. I don't want you to ever lie to me. Have I ever lied to you?","text_w_direction":"I just don't want you to lie to me. I don't want you to ever lie to me. Have I ever lied to you?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26667,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26668,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I just don't want you to.","text_w_direction":"I just don't want you to.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26669,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Darryl","text":"I was rushing to fill an order. I put the ladder up to grab a box of three hole from the top shelf. Next thing I know, I'm on the ground and the ladder's on top of me.","text_w_direction":"I was rushing to fill an order. I put the ladder up to grab a box of three hole from the top shelf. Next thing I know, I'm on the ground and the ladder's on top of me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26670,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Toby","text":"And that's how you broke your ankle?","text_w_direction":"And that's how you broke your ankle?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26671,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Darryl","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26672,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Hmmm, interesting. How did the ladder end up on top of you, if you fell off of it?","text_w_direction":"Hmmm, interesting. How did the ladder end up on top of you, if you fell off of it?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26673,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Darryl","text":"This doesn't concern you man, you need to walk away.","text_w_direction":"This doesn't concern you man, you need to walk away.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26674,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh really, I'm sorry I thought this was a free country. I didn't know we were in communist Sweden.","text_w_direction":"Oh really, I'm sorry I thought this was a free country. I didn't know we were in communist Sweden.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26675,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Darryl","text":"If we were living in Sweden, I wouldn't have to worry about this 'cause we'd have universal healthcare.","text_w_direction":"If we were living in Sweden, I wouldn't have to worry about this 'cause we'd have universal healthcare.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26676,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Nnnnn, that's not... okay.","text_w_direction":"Nnnnn, that's not... okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26677,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Darryl","text":"Be quiet.","text_w_direction":"Be quiet.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26678,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm talking about... hmmm.","text_w_direction":"I'm talking about... hmmm.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26679,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Toby","text":"I will send this off to corporate. Make sure you hold on to your medical bills. Feel better.","text_w_direction":"I will send this off to corporate. Make sure you hold on to your medical bills. Feel better.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26680,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Darryl","text":"Thanks T-Man, later. [fist bumps Toby}","text_w_direction":"Thanks T-Man, later. [fist bumps Toby}","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26681,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"So long Darryl, feel better... He's lying.","text_w_direction":"So long Darryl, feel better... [to Toby] He's lying.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26682,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Toby","text":"He has a doctor's note.","text_w_direction":"He has a doctor's note.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26683,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh? From who, Dr. J? Look, you really need to investigate this. People don't just fall off of ladders.","text_w_direction":"Oh? From who, Dr. J? Look, you really need to investigate this. People don't just fall off of ladders.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26684,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Toby","text":"A guy on my street fell off a ladder painting his house. It was on the news.","text_w_direction":"A guy on my street fell off a ladder painting his house. It was on the news.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26685,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Since when have you known Darryl to rush to do anything other than to come up here for birthday cake? Y'all having birthday cake?","text_w_direction":"Since when have you known Darryl to rush to do anything other than to come up here for birthday cake? [imitating Darryl] Y'all having birthday cake?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26686,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Toby","text":"That's not a very good Darryl.","text_w_direction":"That's not a very good Darryl.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26687,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Please... and how many foremen do you know that pull boxes?","text_w_direction":"Please... and how many foremen do you know that pull boxes?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26688,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Toby","text":"Hmmm.","text_w_direction":"Hmmm.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26689,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"It just doesn't add up.","text_w_direction":"It just doesn't add up.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26690,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Toby","text":"Well, we did a little investigation and Dwight had a good point. The ladder didn't reach the top shelf. I don't know if I believe it, but I am a fan of the hardboiled detective novel. I'll punch you in da mush, see.","text_w_direction":"Well, we did a little investigation and Dwight had a good point. The ladder didn't reach the top shelf. I don't know if I believe it, but I am a fan of the hardboiled detective novel. [impression] I'll punch you in da mush, see.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26691,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Uh huh, well if he doesn't like it you can tell that SOB that he is fired. Sorry, I'm going into a meeting right now. I will... I love you too. Bye.","text_w_direction":"[walks into conference room on his cell phone, interrupting David and Jim] Uh huh, well if he doesn't like it you can tell that SOB that he is fired. Sorry, I'm going into a meeting right now. I will... I love you too. Bye.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26692,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Who was that?","text_w_direction":"Who was that?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26693,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Sorry about that. What'd I miss?","text_w_direction":"Sorry about that. What'd I miss?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26694,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"David","text":"Michael, we would like to continue the rest of this meeting in private, please, if you don't mind.","text_w_direction":"Michael, we would like to continue the rest of this meeting in private, please, if you don't mind.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26695,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Do not mind! Yes, I do! No, I don't. Yes, I do! No, I don't mind. Catch you guys on the flippity flop. Oh this... call waiting. Yeah, uh huh, well you tell the Mayor he just lost six votes.","text_w_direction":"Do not mind! Yes, I do! No, I don't. Yes, I do! No, I don't mind. Catch you guys on the flippity flop. Oh this... call waiting. [answers his phone] Yeah, uh huh, well you tell the Mayor he just lost six votes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26696,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Creed","text":"They've been in there a while.","text_w_direction":"[spying on David and Jim] They've been in there a while.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26697,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26698,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Creed","text":"Can't be good.","text_w_direction":"Can't be good.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26699,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Nope.","text_w_direction":"Nope.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26700,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Creed","text":"Think they're talking about me?","text_w_direction":"Think they're talking about me?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26701,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"No, I think they're talking about me.","text_w_direction":"No, I think they're talking about me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26702,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Creed","text":"Yeah, that makes way more sense. Okay thanks boss.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, that makes way more sense. Okay thanks boss.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26703,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"What is Jim telling him? That I can't handle this job? That 's bull crap. That is bull crap. Although, it has been chaotic lately. Corporate shut down the Buffalo branch which left us to absorb all of their clients. I will tell you there has been work everyday. Had to come in on a Saturday. To retrieve... I left my cell phone here.","text_w_direction":"What is Jim telling him? That I can't handle this job? That 's bull crap. That is bull crap. Although, it has been chaotic lately. Corporate shut down the Buffalo branch which left us to absorb all of their clients. I will tell you there has been work everyday. Had to come in on a Saturday. To retrieve... I left my cell phone here.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26704,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Hey Kelly.","text_w_direction":"Hey Kelly.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26705,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kelly","text":"Ugh, so jealous of your boobs.","text_w_direction":"Ugh, so jealous of your boobs.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26706,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Thank you. Um, listen I just wanted to confirm that you're not coming to the wedding, which is totally understandable and more than fine.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. Um, listen I just wanted to confirm that you're not coming to the wedding, which is totally understandable and more than fine.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26707,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kelly","text":"Is Ryan going?","text_w_direction":"Is Ryan going?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26708,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"I don't know, he hasn't RSVP'd yet.","text_w_direction":"I don't know, he hasn't RSVP'd yet.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26709,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"We invited everyone in the office to our wedding. Even though we realized most people wouldn't be able to make the drive to Niagara Falls. Which is why we're having it in Niagara Falls. Then Michael told everyone they could have Friday and Monday off, if they came. So now, people have to decide if they want to come to our wedding or have to work.","text_w_direction":"We invited everyone in the office to our wedding. Even though we realized most people wouldn't be able to make the drive to Niagara Falls. [whispers] Which is why we're having it in Niagara Falls. [normal volume] Then Michael told everyone they could have Friday and Monday off, if they came. So now, people have to decide if they want to come to our wedding or have to work.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26710,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kelly","text":"Here's the deal. I really want to go but I'm not gonna go if Ryan doesn't go, because it's kind of a waste of time. That came out wrong. It would awesome if you could try to get him to go because I'd really like to be there to support Jim.","text_w_direction":"Here's the deal. I really want to go but I'm not gonna go if Ryan doesn't go, because it's kind of a waste of time. That came out wrong. It would awesome if you could try to get him to go because I'd really like to be there to support Jim.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26711,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"What can I do for ya Hoss?","text_w_direction":"What can I do for ya Hoss?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26712,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"How are your sales doin'?","text_w_direction":"[staring into the conference room] How are your sales doin'?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26713,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"How are my sales doin'? Busted. My numbers are down a little bit and it's 'cause of the economy. You're not buying it, you're good. Okay the truth is, I have been having trouble focusing lately. I'm in this weird, flirty, nebulous thing with this cousin of mine and it's a total mind effer.","text_w_direction":"How are my sales doin'? Busted. My numbers are down a little bit and it's 'cause of the economy. You're not buying it, you're good. Okay the truth is, I have been having trouble focusing lately. I'm in this weird, flirty, nebulous thing with this cousin of mine and it's a total mind effer.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26714,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Phyllis","text":"Again with the cousin.","text_w_direction":"Again with the cousin.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26715,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, I'm sorry Phyllis, you explain this email, okay. \"Hey Andy let's go visit grandma and then get drunk together, ha ha.\"","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'm sorry Phyllis, you explain this email, okay. \"Hey Andy let's go visit grandma and then get drunk together, ha ha.\"","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26716,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Shhh, I'm just trying to figure out what's going on in that room, okay?","text_w_direction":"Shhh, I'm just trying to figure out what's going on in that room, okay?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26717,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Wallace had to show up on the one four month period that I'm completely overwhelmed.","text_w_direction":"Wallace had to show up on the one four month period that I'm completely overwhelmed.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26718,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"You know when they say it's so crazy it just might work? Well, I don't believe that. I say go for the air-tight plan and that is why I am having Andy wheel me into the conference room inside a makeshift cheese cart. It is just elegant.","text_w_direction":"You know when they say it's so crazy it just might work? Well, I don't believe that. I say go for the air-tight plan and that is why I am having Andy wheel me into the conference room inside a makeshift cheese cart. It is just elegant.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26719,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Be my eyes.","text_w_direction":"[in the cheese cart] Be my eyes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26720,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"You got it.","text_w_direction":"You got it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26721,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Stanley","text":"What have we here?","text_w_direction":"What have we here?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26722,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, just backing up and turning around.","text_w_direction":"Oh, just backing up and turning around.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26723,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"Hey, we're gonna do this...","text_w_direction":"Hey, we're gonna do this...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26724,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Dit, dit, dit, dit, it's not for you. Pardon moi, Messieurs. I took the liberty of preparing for you a cheese platter which I will place here on the eastern wall of the conference room.","text_w_direction":"Dit, dit, dit, dit, it's not for you. [enters the conference room] Pardon moi, Messieurs. I took the liberty of preparing for you a cheese platter which I will place here on the eastern wall of the conference room.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26725,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"David","text":"Cheese platter?","text_w_direction":"Cheese platter?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26726,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Oui, Oui, Monsieur. From the Wisconsin region, a nice firm cheddar. Also from the great state of Wisconsin, an aged parmesan. Here you will find a cheddar style spread which has reacted nicely with the air to form a light rind which I think you'll find both challenging and delicious. At that point, I would recommend you take a trip south of the border to the great state of Illinois where you will find this fine Bleu Cheese dressing. If I may be so bold, it's a lot of fun to let the goldfish take a little swim in the bleu cheese. Bon appetit.","text_w_direction":"Oui, Oui, Monsieur. From the Wisconsin region, a nice firm cheddar. Also from the great state of Wisconsin, an aged parmesan. Here you will find a cheddar style spread which has reacted nicely with the air to form a light rind which I think you'll find both challenging and delicious. At that point, I would recommend you take a trip south of the border to the great state of Illinois where you will find this fine Bleu Cheese dressing. If I may be so bold, it's a lot of fun to let the goldfish take a little swim in the bleu cheese. Bon appetit.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26727,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"David","text":"Alright, well I should go. Thanks for this. You've given me a lot to think about. Please promise me you won't do anything until we speak.","text_w_direction":"Alright, well I should go. Thanks for this. You've given me a lot to think about. Please promise me you won't do anything until we speak.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26728,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"No, I won't. Alright, thanks for giving me your time, I appreciate it.","text_w_direction":"No, I won't. Alright, thanks for giving me your time, I appreciate it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26729,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"David","text":"Thank you Jim.","text_w_direction":"Thank you Jim.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26730,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"David","text":"Erin, is Michael around?","text_w_direction":"Erin, is Michael around?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26731,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Erin","text":"I think he's around here...","text_w_direction":"I think he's around here...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26732,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, hey, you must have walked right past me. How you doin'?","text_w_direction":"[crawls out of the cheese cart unseen] Hey, hey, you must have walked right past me. How you doin'?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26733,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"David","text":"Ah, yeah, could we talk in your office for a second?","text_w_direction":"Ah, yeah, could we talk in your office for a second?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26734,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, definitely.","text_w_direction":"Yes, definitely.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26735,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Toby","text":"Sounds like a EMDP-40.","text_w_direction":"[spying at Darryl's house] Sounds like a EMDP-40.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26736,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Nah, that's a GE. A P40 is much higher pitched.","text_w_direction":"Nah, that's a GE. A P40 is much higher pitched.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26737,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Toby","text":"You're into trains?","text_w_direction":"You're into trains?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26738,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"I have been my whole life.","text_w_direction":"I have been my whole life.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26739,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Toby","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26740,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm rebuilding a turn of the century steam engine in my slaughter house.","text_w_direction":"I'm rebuilding a turn of the century steam engine in my slaughter house.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26741,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Toby","text":"That's so cool.","text_w_direction":"That's so cool.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26742,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26743,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Toby","text":"Wow, I'd love to take a look at that.","text_w_direction":"Wow, I'd love to take a look at that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26744,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, it's just a run of the mill slaughter house, but sure anytime.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it's just a run of the mill slaughter house, but sure anytime.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26745,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Toby","text":"Well, you know, 'cause of the trains.","text_w_direction":"Well, you know, 'cause of the trains.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26746,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Wa... wa... wait , someone's coming.","text_w_direction":"Wa... wa... wait , someone's coming.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26747,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Toby","text":"Uhh, oh boy, oh boy.","text_w_direction":"Uhh, oh boy, oh boy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26748,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Here, get down! He's not using crutches! Get the camera!","text_w_direction":"Here, get down! He's not using crutches! Get the camera!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26749,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Toby","text":"Get over there! Get over there!","text_w_direction":"Get over there! Get over there!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26750,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, worker's comp, my ass!","text_w_direction":"Oh, worker's comp, my ass!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26751,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Toby","text":"I can't believe this. Hey you, ass****!","text_w_direction":"I can't believe this. [mistaking Darryl's sister for Darryl] Hey you, ass****!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26752,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Toby...","text_w_direction":"Toby...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26753,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Toby","text":"You gonna eat all that dog food yourself?","text_w_direction":"You gonna eat all that dog food yourself?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26754,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Ooohhh... Oh man! You okay?","text_w_direction":"Ooohhh... [crashes car into garbage cans] Oh man! You okay?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26755,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Toby","text":"Just keep going.","text_w_direction":"Just keep going.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26756,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Hey Ryan.","text_w_direction":"Hey Ryan.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26757,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26758,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"So, I just wanted to confirm that you're not coming to my wedding.","text_w_direction":"So, I just wanted to confirm that you're not coming to my wedding.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26759,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah, I might stop by.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I might stop by.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26760,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"It costs about $75 per person.","text_w_direction":"It costs about $75 per person.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26761,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"Okay, I once had a glass of Cognac that cost $77.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I once had a glass of Cognac that cost $77.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26762,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Can you just tell me now if you're coming or not?","text_w_direction":"Can you just tell me now if you're coming or not?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26763,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"Yes, I'm coming to your wedding.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I'm coming to your wedding.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26764,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, Ryan Howard, yes.","text_w_direction":"Okay, Ryan Howard, yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26765,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"Probably, yes.","text_w_direction":"Probably, yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26766,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Kelly Kapoor, yes.","text_w_direction":"Kelly Kapoor, yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26767,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"David","text":"Are you sure you're okay with these new responsibilites?","text_w_direction":"Are you sure you're okay with these new responsibilites?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26768,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Look who you're talking to.","text_w_direction":"Look who you're talking to.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26769,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"David","text":"I'm just trying to figure out the best way to utilize everyone's talents.","text_w_direction":"I'm just trying to figure out the best way to utilize everyone's talents.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26770,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Well I would say that my greatest talent is being the best man, woman, or child, to have ever run this branch, ever.","text_w_direction":"Well I would say that my greatest talent is being the best man, woman, or child, to have ever run this branch, ever.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26771,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"David","text":"What about Jim? Do you think Jim is someone who is ready to move into a management position?","text_w_direction":"What about Jim? Do you think Jim is someone who is ready to move into a management position?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26772,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Permission to speak on the record?","text_w_direction":"[looks at Jim] Permission to speak on the record?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26773,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"David","text":"Please do.","text_w_direction":"Please do.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26774,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Jim is like Big Bird. He is tall and yellow and very nice. But would I put him in charge? No, I don't think so. Because Big Bird doesn't make the tough decisions. I... If I was gonna put someone in charge, I would put Burt in charge or I would put one of the real grown-ups in charge, like Maria or Gordon, maybe.","text_w_direction":"Jim is like Big Bird. He is tall and yellow and very nice. But would I put him in charge? No, I don't think so. Because Big Bird doesn't make the tough decisions. I... If I was gonna put someone in charge, I would put Burt in charge or I would put one of the real grown-ups in charge, like Maria or Gordon, maybe.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26775,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"David","text":"I thought you liked Jim?","text_w_direction":"I thought you liked Jim?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26776,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Very much, Jim is my best friend. But it's his performance report... right here. Now this was written by Toby, who we all know is extremely reliable.","text_w_direction":"Very much, Jim is my best friend. But it's his performance report... right here. Now this was written by Toby, who we all know is extremely reliable.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26777,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"David","text":"\"Constant office distractions, spends way too much time at reception, antagonizes other salesman, not at all what he thinks he is.\"","text_w_direction":"[reading performance report] \"Constant office distractions, spends way too much time at reception, antagonizes other salesman, not at all what he thinks he is.\"","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26778,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"It's not very well written, but you get the gist.","text_w_direction":"It's not very well written, but you get the gist.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26779,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"David","text":"Is there anybody else you think could run the day to day of the branch?","text_w_direction":"Is there anybody else you think could run the day to day of the branch?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26780,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I can just continue to run it myself.","text_w_direction":"I can just continue to run it myself.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26781,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"David","text":"Jim had an interesting idea to help you with this extra work load and it involved you being promoted to oversee all northeast sales and then Jim would be promoted to your position.","text_w_direction":"Jim had an interesting idea to help you with this extra work load and it involved you being promoted to oversee all northeast sales and then Jim would be promoted to your position.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26782,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"This was Jim's idea?","text_w_direction":"This was Jim's idea?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26783,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"David","text":"Mmhmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmhmm.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26784,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Wow. Ummm, well I'd have to talk to my mother and my guy at H and R Block.","text_w_direction":"Wow. Ummm, well I'd have to talk to my mother and my guy at H and R Block.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26785,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"David","text":"Ummm... okay, here's the thing though. The plan doesn't work unless we have someone to replace you. I was hoping... plus we have to worry about Jim, he has another job offer. We may have to replace him.","text_w_direction":"Ummm... okay, here's the thing though. The plan doesn't work unless we have someone to replace you. I was hoping... plus we have to worry about Jim, he has another job offer. We may have to replace him.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26786,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"I didn't tell Michael because I thought he'd try to help. Example, he handed out Jello shots at the 23rd mile of the Steamtown marathon.","text_w_direction":"I didn't tell Michael because I thought he'd try to help. Example, he handed out Jello shots at the 23rd mile of the Steamtown marathon.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26787,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"David","text":"Jim can you walk me out to my car for a second.","text_w_direction":"Jim can you walk me out to my car for a second.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26788,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26789,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I can't help but feel partially responsible.","text_w_direction":"[after talking to David, Jim looks dejected] I can't help but feel partially responsible.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26790,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Little pick me up? Oh those are the best. Little sugar rush.","text_w_direction":"[shakes jelly beans] Little pick me up? [Jim accepts] Oh those are the best. Little sugar rush.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26791,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"When you were in the office earlier talking to Wallace, did I come up at all?","text_w_direction":"When you were in the office earlier talking to Wallace, did I come up at all?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26792,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Well we did talk about how handsome you are.","text_w_direction":"Well we did talk about how handsome you are.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26793,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Why don't we head in your office to talk?","text_w_direction":"Why don't we head in your office to talk?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26794,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Oh what a week, God. We said... I know there were certain things we said...","text_w_direction":"Oh what a week, God. We said... I know there were certain things we said...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26795,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Michael, look I'll just be honest with you. Earlier today I spoke with Wallace about a promotion. I actually think that talk went really well. And then after he spoke with you, for some reason it felt like things had changed.","text_w_direction":"Michael, look I'll just be honest with you. Earlier today I spoke with Wallace about a promotion. I actually think that talk went really well. And then after he spoke with you, for some reason it felt like things had changed.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26796,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Hmmm, that's weird, that's weird... it's kinda weirding me out. Did you know that Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.","text_w_direction":"Hmmm, that's weird, that's weird... it's kinda weirding me out. Did you know that Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26797,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Michael, did you say anything?","text_w_direction":"Michael, did you say anything?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26798,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Tell you what, when you leave this office I am going to call Wallace and I am going to tell him that you should get that promotion.","text_w_direction":"Tell you what, when you leave this office I am going to call Wallace and I am going to tell him that you should get that promotion.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26799,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26800,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26801,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"You will? Wanna do it right now?","text_w_direction":"You will? Wanna do it right now?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26802,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26803,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"I tried to keep Michael in the dark. I should have known that he can do just as much damage in the dark.","text_w_direction":"I tried to keep Michael in the dark. I should have known that he can do just as much damage in the dark.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26804,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"I need to see your pupils. I need to see if they're dilated.","text_w_direction":"I need to see your pupils. I need to see if they're dilated.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26805,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Toby","text":"If they were dilated...","text_w_direction":"If they were dilated...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26806,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Darryl","text":"Toby! Dwight! Is that them?","text_w_direction":"Toby! Dwight! Is that them?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26807,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Gwenneth","text":"Definitely.","text_w_direction":"Definitely.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26808,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Darryl","text":"You come to my house, bust up my trash cans, call my baby sister an ass****, and told her to eat dog food.","text_w_direction":"You come to my house, bust up my trash cans, call my baby sister an ass****, and told her to eat dog food.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26809,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"We thought that she was you.","text_w_direction":"We thought that she was you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26810,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Darryl","text":"Why would you think a lady is me?","text_w_direction":"Why would you think a lady is me?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26811,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Are you... are you serious? Be... cause you look exactly alike. Am I the only one? Are you getting this?","text_w_direction":"Are you... are you serious? Be... cause you look exactly alike. Am I the only one? Are you getting this?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26812,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Toby","text":"No, nah. I don't see it.","text_w_direction":"No, nah. I don't see it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26813,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Darryl","text":"Here's what I'm gonna do, I'm calling corporate and I'm filing a complaint against both of you.","text_w_direction":"Here's what I'm gonna do, I'm calling corporate and I'm filing a complaint against both of you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26814,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Aww, Darryl.","text_w_direction":"Aww, Darryl.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26815,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Darryl","text":"C'mon Gwenneth.","text_w_direction":"C'mon Gwenneth.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26816,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Gwenneth","text":"Sad.","text_w_direction":"Sad.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26817,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"David","text":"This is David.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] This is David.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26818,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Hey David, this is Michael Scott. Michael Scott here.","text_w_direction":"Hey David, this is Michael Scott. [Jim pushes speaker phone button] Michael Scott here.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26819,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"David","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26820,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Just wanted to talk to you about Jim Halpert. I understand that he did not receive the promotion. And I wanted to see what I could do to nudge you in the right direction.","text_w_direction":"Just wanted to talk to you about Jim Halpert. I understand that he did not receive the promotion. And I wanted to see what I could do to nudge you in the right direction.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26821,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"David","text":"So, what, you're changing your mind about Jim?","text_w_direction":"So, what, you're changing your mind about Jim?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26822,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael ","text":"Absolutely, not. Like I said before, Jim is fantastic and he deserves this job.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely, [turns speakerphone off] not. [turns speakerphone back on] Like I said before, Jim is fantastic and he deserves this job.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26823,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"David","text":"Michael, it seems like you're cutting in and out... This is not what you said earlier.","text_w_direction":"Michael, it seems like you're cutting in and out... This is not what you said earlier.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26824,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Wha... here's the thing, Jim is the best man for this job, I think you should give it to him.","text_w_direction":"Wha... here's the thing, Jim is the best man for this job, I think you should give it to him.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26825,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"David","text":"Well, it doesn't change what you showed me in Jim's file.","text_w_direction":"Well, it doesn't change what you showed me in Jim's file.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26826,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Well, nnnn, that... that was an anomaly. That file had been falsified. Toby Flenderson is doing drugs.","text_w_direction":"Well, nnnn, that... that was an anomaly. That file had been falsified. Toby Flenderson is doing drugs.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26827,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"David","text":"Michael, I really don't know what's going on down there, but... oh, dammit, I am getting pulled over for talking on my cell, dammit.","text_w_direction":"Michael, I really don't know what's going on [police sirens in background] down there, but... oh, dammit, I am getting pulled over for talking on my cell, dammit.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26828,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Toby","text":"Hey Darryl, look ahhh, we're here to apologize ahh...","text_w_direction":"Hey Darryl, look ahhh, we're here to apologize ahh...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26829,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Darryl","text":"Cool.","text_w_direction":"Cool.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26830,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait! They're using the lift as their own personal elevator.","text_w_direction":"Wait! They're using the lift as their own personal elevator.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26831,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Toby","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26832,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"He broke his ankle climbing over the railing and he lied about it because it was a misuse of company equipment, case closed.","text_w_direction":"He broke his ankle climbing over the railing and he lied about it because it was a misuse of company equipment, case closed.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26833,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Darryl","text":"Stupidest thing I've ever heard.","text_w_direction":"Stupidest thing I've ever heard.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26834,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Really? Then why is there new wood only on one railing? Hmmm? We should check the security tapes Toby.","text_w_direction":"Really? Then why is there new wood only on one railing? Hmmm? We should check the security tapes Toby.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26835,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Toby","text":"Well, I don't think there's any reason to check 'em but I suppose if we wanted to be really certain...","text_w_direction":"Well, I don't think there's any reason to check 'em but I suppose if we wanted to be really certain...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26836,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Darryl","text":"Alright, yeah fine so whatever...","text_w_direction":"Alright, yeah fine so whatever...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26837,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26838,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Toby","text":"You really did it...","text_w_direction":"You really did it...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26839,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Now, I would like to file an official complaint to corporate because Darryl lied on an official form.","text_w_direction":"Now, I would like to file an official complaint to corporate because Darryl lied on an official form.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26840,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Darryl","text":"And I'm telling them you guys sexually harassed my sister.","text_w_direction":"And I'm telling them you guys sexually harassed my sister.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26841,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Phhhht. No judge is gonna believe that...","text_w_direction":"Phhhht. No judge is gonna believe that...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26842,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Toby","text":"Ahhh, kay. Look, we could all file complaints against each other and just drown in a sea of paperwork, but you know, we can just move on with our... with our lives.","text_w_direction":"Ahhh, kay. Look, we could all file complaints against each other and just drown in a sea of paperwork, but you know, we can just move on with our... with our lives.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26843,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Toby","text":"So Dwight and Darryl came to an agreement that both would file complaints with corporate and now I get to do all this paperwork. We worked it out.","text_w_direction":"So Dwight and Darryl came to an agreement that both would file complaints with corporate and now I get to do all this paperwork. We worked it out.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26844,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, hey Jim, it would make me feel really good right now if you would just punch me in the face. Alright, Just do it.","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey Jim, it would make me feel really good right now if you would just punch me in the face. Alright, Just do it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26845,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"How many times have I asked you to put me up for a branch manager job.","text_w_direction":"How many times have I asked you to put me up for a branch manager job.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26846,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I never recommended you because I didn't want to lose you and I didn't want to lose Pam, and now I don't wanna lose the baby.","text_w_direction":"I never recommended you because I didn't want to lose you and I didn't want to lose Pam, [starts to choke up] and now I don't wanna lose the baby.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26847,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"So instead, you screwed me?","text_w_direction":"So instead, you screwed me?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26848,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"That's what she...","text_w_direction":"That's what she...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26849,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26850,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Erin","text":"David Wallace is calling.","text_w_direction":"David Wallace is calling.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26851,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Kind of in the middle of something here.","text_w_direction":"Kind of in the middle of something here.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26852,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Erin","text":"Should I tell him you'll call him back?","text_w_direction":"Should I tell him you'll call him back?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26853,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I, yeah... no, I'll tell him myself. Let's both.","text_w_direction":"I, yeah... no, I'll tell him myself. Let's both.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26854,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Hello.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26855,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"David","text":"Hey Michael, you got Jim there with you?","text_w_direction":"Hey Michael, you got Jim there with you?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26856,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"No, it's just us.","text_w_direction":"No, it's just us.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26857,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"David","text":"Actually, can you call Jim in? I want him on, please.","text_w_direction":"Actually, can you call Jim in? I want him on, please.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26858,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, oh, well here he is right now. Come in.","text_w_direction":"Oh, oh, well here he is right now. [Michael knocks on desk] Come in. [Makes sound effects for door opening and footsteps and points to Jim to answer]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26859,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Hi David.","text_w_direction":"Hi David.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26860,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"David","text":"Hey guys, so I spoke to Alan, we had kind of an unconventional idea, which I think is pretty cool. But it only works if everyone's on board.","text_w_direction":"Hey guys, so I spoke to Alan, we had kind of an unconventional idea, which I think is pretty cool. But it only works if everyone's on board.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26861,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Well just as long as it means Jim becomes a manager.","text_w_direction":"Well just as long as it means Jim becomes a manager.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26862,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"David","text":"We were thinking of having two branch managers in Scranton. Both of you guys working as co-managers. Jim would handle the day to day and Michael you would focus on clients and big picture stuff.","text_w_direction":"We were thinking of having two branch managers in Scranton. Both of you guys working as co-managers. Jim would handle the day to day and Michael you would focus on clients and big picture stuff.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26863,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Wow, that sounds pretty cool.","text_w_direction":"Wow, that sounds pretty cool.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26864,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I like that, so manager and co-manager.","text_w_direction":"I like that, so manager and co-manager.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26865,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"David","text":"Co-manager and Co-manager. See, there are a lot of moving pieces and this is the only way I can sell it upstairs.","text_w_direction":"Co-manager and Co-manager. See, there are a lot of moving pieces and this is the only way I can sell it upstairs.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26866,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Well that might be a little confusing for people because they know me as manager.","text_w_direction":"Well that might be a little confusing for people because they know me as manager.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26867,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"David","text":"Alright, hey Michael can you pick up for one second. Okay look, I'm not going to force you into anything. If you're willing to lose Jim, fine, you just say so and we'll find another solution, okay. Is that what you want to do?","text_w_direction":"Alright, hey Michael can you pick up for one second. [Michael picks up phone] Okay look, I'm not going to force you into anything. If you're willing to lose Jim, fine, you just say so and we'll find another solution, okay. Is that what you want to do?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26868,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay people, listen up, I have an announcement to make, fraud was committed...","text_w_direction":"Okay people, listen up, I have an announcement to make, fraud was committed...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26869,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Okay everybody, I have an announcement to make... whoa do you have an announcement?","text_w_direction":"Okay everybody, I have an announcement to make... whoa do you have an announcement?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26870,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm... I was making it.","text_w_direction":"I'm... I was making it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26871,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Everybody, David Wallace and I have talked and we have decided to promote Jim to the position of co-manager.","text_w_direction":"Everybody, David Wallace and I have talked and we have decided to promote Jim to the position of co-manager.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26872,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Stanley","text":"Co-manager of what?","text_w_direction":"Co-manager of what?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26873,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Of your butt, and your butt, and your butt, all of the Scranton branch butts.","text_w_direction":"Of your butt, and your butt, and your butt, all of the Scranton branch butts.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26874,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Phyllis","text":"What's happening to you Michael?","text_w_direction":"What's happening to you Michael?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26875,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"What's happening to me? I am also being promoted to co-manager, we will be co-managers together. Jim Halpert, welcome.","text_w_direction":"What's happening to me? I am also being promoted to co-manager, we will be co-managers together. Jim Halpert, welcome.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26876,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"[shakes Michael's hand] Thank you. [Dwight looks disappointed and angry behind them]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26877,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!","text_w_direction":"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26878,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Meredith","text":"Niagara Falls in October? Pfft, hells yeah.","text_w_direction":"Niagara Falls in October? Pfft, hells yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26879,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Do you think that you could send in your RSVP card?","text_w_direction":"Do you think that you could send in your RSVP card?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26880,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Meredith","text":"Nah, I'll just tell you now, easier.","text_w_direction":"Nah, I'll just tell you now, easier.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26881,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Well, you have to choose a food option and there's information in there about directions and lodging...","text_w_direction":"Well, you have to choose a food option and there's information in there about directions and lodging...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26882,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Meredith","text":"I'll just have whatever's fanciest, unless there's ribs. I'll just get the other information the day of, I'll text you.","text_w_direction":"I'll just have whatever's fanciest, unless there's ribs. I'll just get the other information the day of, I'll text you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26883,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"You are going to text me, the morning of my wedding.","text_w_direction":"You are going to text me, the morning of my wedding.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26884,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Meredith","text":"Uh huh.","text_w_direction":"Uh huh.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26885,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"To ask for directions..","text_w_direction":"To ask for directions..","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26886,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Meredith","text":"Right...","text_w_direction":"Right...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26887,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"And you will eat whatever is fanciest?","text_w_direction":"And you will eat whatever is fanciest?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26888,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Meredith","text":"Unless there's ribs.","text_w_direction":"Unless there's ribs. [leaves]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26889,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Rude.","text_w_direction":"Rude.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26890,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"So rude, right?","text_w_direction":"So rude, right?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26891,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Mmm hmmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmm hmmm.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26892,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Oh my gosh, I have been chasing people down all day. It's incredible.","text_w_direction":"[sits down] Oh my gosh, I have been chasing people down all day. It's incredible.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26893,"season":6,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Meeting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Pam, my bag was there...","text_w_direction":"Pam, my bag was there...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1755,"air_date":"2009-09-24"}
{"index":26894,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Could you please sign my expense report?","text_w_direction":"[in Michael's office] Could you please sign my expense report?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26895,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"No way, no how. Expense reports are a day-to-day item. That is Jim's now. I am exclusively big picture, epic.","text_w_direction":"No way, no how. Expense reports are a day-to-day item. That is Jim's now. I am exclusively big picture, epic.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26896,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Sign this.","text_w_direction":"[in Jim's office] Sign this.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26897,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Ah, ah, ah. Where's the \"please\"? We're not animals.","text_w_direction":"Ah, ah, ah. Where's the \"please\"? We're not animals.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26898,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Sign it.","text_w_direction":"Sign it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26899,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"No, not without a \"please.\"","text_w_direction":"No, not without a \"please.\"","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26900,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Idiot.","text_w_direction":"Idiot.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26901,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I have a complaint about Jim.","text_w_direction":"[in Michael's office] I have a complaint about Jim.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26902,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"That is not big picture.","text_w_direction":"That is not big picture.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26903,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I would like to file a huge, enormous, massive complaint about the tallest guy in our office.","text_w_direction":"I would like to file a huge, enormous, massive complaint about the tallest guy in our office.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26904,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"... Okay.","text_w_direction":"... Okay.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26905,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim won't sign my expense report.","text_w_direction":"Jim won't sign my expense report.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26906,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"That is not-- okay-- that is day-to-day.","text_w_direction":"That is not-- okay-- that is day-to-day.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26907,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"No, that is huge.","text_w_direction":"No, that is huge.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26908,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"You're trying to trick me.","text_w_direction":"You're trying to trick me.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26909,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"This has to do--","text_w_direction":"This has to do--","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26910,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out.","text_w_direction":"Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26911,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I'd like to lodge a complaint.","text_w_direction":"[in Jim's office] I'd like to lodge a complaint.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26912,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"I'm sorry to hear about that. Who is this about?","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry to hear about that. Who is this about?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26913,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"You!","text_w_direction":"You!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26914,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. Just want to let you know I take complaints very seriously. So... When did this happen?","text_w_direction":"Okay. Just want to let you know I take complaints very seriously. So... When did this happen?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26915,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"One minute ago.","text_w_direction":"One minute ago.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26916,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. And how do you feel?","text_w_direction":"Okay. And how do you feel?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26917,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Angry.","text_w_direction":"Angry.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26918,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"All right. Did he hit you?","text_w_direction":"All right. Did he hit you?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26919,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26920,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Did you cry?","text_w_direction":"Did you cry?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26921,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26922,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Did you feel like crying?","text_w_direction":"Did you feel like crying?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26923,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26924,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"I'm just gonna write \"held back tears.\"","text_w_direction":"I'm just gonna write \"held back tears.\"","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26925,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait, stop writing that. That is not true.","text_w_direction":"Wait, stop writing that. That is not true.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26926,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"If you stop crying, I'll stop writing it.","text_w_direction":"If you stop crying, I'll stop writing it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26927,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm not cr-- uhh!","text_w_direction":"I'm not cr-- uhh!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26928,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I deserved that promotion, not Jim. Oh, man. Makes me want to put him in a triangle choke hold and force him down to the ground and just keep pressing and pressing. And then flip him over and then put him in a hammer lock! And he's gasping, he's panting! Every last breath! And the crowd is going crazy. And boom! I emerge victorious! Aha! $18,000 and a chance at the title! Ooh hah!","text_w_direction":"I deserved that promotion, not Jim. Oh, man. Makes me want to put him in a triangle choke hold and force him down to the ground and just keep pressing and pressing. And then flip him over and then put him in a hammer lock! And he's gasping, he's panting! Every last breath! And the crowd is going crazy. And boom! I emerge victorious! [claps hands and stands up] Aha! $18,000 and a chance at the title! Ooh hah!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26929,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Erin","text":"Dwight, Jim wants you to keep it down.","text_w_direction":"[at the door] Dwight, Jim wants you to keep it down.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26930,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Everyone, now would be a good time to freshen up, because I'd like everyone to meet in the conference room in five minutes. And I suggest that you bring a snack, because we may be in there for a while.","text_w_direction":"Everyone, now would be a good time to freshen up, because I'd like everyone to meet in the conference room in five minutes. And I suggest that you bring a snack, because we may be in there for a while.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26931,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Michael...","text_w_direction":"Michael...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26932,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yes?","text_w_direction":"Yes?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26933,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Can I talk to you in my office for a second?","text_w_direction":"Can I talk to you in my office for a second?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26934,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Mmm, sure, but could I first talk to you in my office?","text_w_direction":"Mmm, sure, but could I first talk to you in my office?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26935,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Stanley","text":"Can I also be a boss?","text_w_direction":"Can I also be a boss?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26936,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"Look, it doesn't take a genius to know that any organization thrives when it has two leaders. Go ahead, name a country that doesn't have two presidents. A boat that sets sail without two captains. Where would Catholicism be without the popes?","text_w_direction":"Look, it doesn't take a genius to know that any organization thrives when it has two leaders. Go ahead, name a country that doesn't have two presidents. A boat that sets sail without two captains. Where would Catholicism be without the popes?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26937,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"I have noticed that we--","text_w_direction":"I have noticed that we--","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26938,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Welcome.","text_w_direction":"Welcome.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26939,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Thank you. I've noticed we've been having a lot of conference room meetings.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. I've noticed we've been having a lot of conference room meetings.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26940,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26941,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"And I'm wondEring if perhaps those are a bit, um--","text_w_direction":"And I'm wondEring if perhaps those are a bit, um--","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26942,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Disruptive.","text_w_direction":"Disruptive.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26943,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26944,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"No, I don't think they are. I think the meetings are very important.","text_w_direction":"No, I don't think they are. I think the meetings are very important.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26945,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, maybe we should talk specifics.","text_w_direction":"Okay, maybe we should talk specifics.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26946,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Let's do.","text_w_direction":"Let's do.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26947,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. Yesterday, we had a meeting about planets.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Yesterday, we had a meeting about planets.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26948,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"N-- well, to be fair, Jim... James... Jimothy... To be fair, Jimothy, the-- ah, that sounds weird. Are you okay with being called Jim?","text_w_direction":"N-- well, to be fair, Jim... James... Jimothy... To be fair, Jimothy, the-- ah, that sounds weird. Are you okay with being called Jim?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26949,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"I am.","text_w_direction":"I am.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26950,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Alright. Jim, to be fair, the conversation wasn't about planets...","text_w_direction":"Alright. Jim, to be fair, the conversation wasn't about planets...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26951,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Right.","text_w_direction":"Right.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26952,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"At first, we were talking about introducing a line of toilet paper. And what part of the human body does one use toilet paper upon? So you draw a line from there to the other planets, and I think by the end, we all learned a little bit about how small we are.","text_w_direction":"At first, we were talking about introducing a line of toilet paper. And what part of the human body does one use toilet paper upon? So you draw a line from there to the other planets, and I think by the end, we all learned a little bit about how small we are.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26953,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Yes, I agree.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I agree.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26954,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Because it's a big universe, and we're all just little, tiny specks of dust.","text_w_direction":"Because it's a big universe, and we're all just little, tiny specks of dust.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26955,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"I just think that maybe they're eating large amounts of the day.","text_w_direction":"I just think that maybe they're eating large amounts of the day.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26956,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"You know what eats a large amount of the day are naps. You go to sleep, it's light out, you wake up, it's dark. That's the whole day. Where did that day go? I have no idea.","text_w_direction":"You know what eats a large amount of the day are naps. You go to sleep, it's light out, you wake up, it's dark. That's the whole day. Where did that day go? I have no idea.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26957,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"You mean on a weekend?","text_w_direction":"You mean on a weekend?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26958,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26959,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"How about this? I think our goal should be we don't have meetings unless they're absolutely essential.","text_w_direction":"How about this? I think our goal should be we don't have meetings unless they're absolutely essential.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26960,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Alright. No more meetings this week.","text_w_direction":"Alright. No more meetings this week.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26961,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Really? You just agreed to that?","text_w_direction":"Really? You just agreed to that?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26962,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I can be very suprising.","text_w_direction":"I can be very suprising.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26963,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"What's going on?","text_w_direction":"What's going on?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26964,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"I need to fit into my wedding dress. However, I'm also pregnant.","text_w_direction":"I need to fit into my wedding dress. However, I'm also pregnant.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26965,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Ryan","text":"You know, it's a myth that women have to gain more than nine pounds in a pregnancy. Look at these actresses. Some of them lose weight.","text_w_direction":"You know, it's a myth that women have to gain more than nine pounds in a pregnancy. Look at these actresses. Some of them lose weight.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26966,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"Hey, did you guys register for wedding gifts?","text_w_direction":"Hey, did you guys register for wedding gifts?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26967,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"We did, but mostly because people expect us to. We're also accepting other gifts not on the registry... However much.","text_w_direction":"We did, but mostly because people expect us to. We're also accepting other gifts not on the registry... However much.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26968,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"It's awkward asking people for money, but we could really use it. Why doesn't Crate & Barrel let you register for a toaster full of cash?","text_w_direction":"It's awkward asking people for money, but we could really use it. Why doesn't Crate & Barrel let you register for a toaster full of cash?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26969,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"Perfect. I hate registries.","text_w_direction":"Perfect. I hate registries.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26970,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, good.","text_w_direction":"Oh, good.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26971,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"My cousin makes the most amazing romantic birdhouse mailboxes. I know I shouldn't tell you, but you'll still be suprised when you see it. You're not registered for a birdhouse, are you?","text_w_direction":"My cousin makes the most amazing romantic birdhouse mailboxes. I know I shouldn't tell you, but you'll still be suprised when you see it. You're not registered for a birdhouse, are you?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26972,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"No, we're not.","text_w_direction":"No, we're not.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26973,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"Good. Good.","text_w_direction":"Good. Good.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26974,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Mm-hmm?","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26975,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, I thought I saw people missing.","text_w_direction":"[walks in, see's Oscar, Stanley, Creed and Kelly sitting in Michaels office] Okay, I thought I saw people missing.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26976,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, just focus-grouping a product expansion idea to these folks. Got one of each.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, just focus-grouping a product expansion idea to these folks. Got one of each.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26977,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Really? Hey, Stanley, what was the last thing Michael said before I came through the door?","text_w_direction":"Really? Hey, Stanley, what was the last thing Michael said before I came through the door?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26978,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Stanley, you don't need to answer that.","text_w_direction":"Stanley, you don't need to answer that.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26979,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Stanley?","text_w_direction":"Stanley?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26980,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Stanley","text":"\"If you don't smell this, you're fired.\"","text_w_direction":"\"If you don't smell this, you're fired.\"","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26981,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, Michael, I thought we agreed to not take up people's time with meetings like these.","text_w_direction":"Okay, Michael, I thought we agreed to not take up people's time with meetings like these.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26982,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"What do you mean by \"these people\"?","text_w_direction":"What do you mean by \"these people\"?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26983,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Michael, this is a conference room meeting.","text_w_direction":"Michael, this is a conference room meeting.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26984,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, hey, everybody, I think that Jim has gone insane, because he thinks that my office is a conference room.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey, everybody, I think that Jim has gone insane, because he thinks that my office is a conference room.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26985,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"That's not what I meant.","text_w_direction":"That's not what I meant.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26986,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Listen, Jim, no offense, but when push comes to shove, what I want is more important that what you want.","text_w_direction":"Listen, Jim, no offense, but when push comes to shove, what I want is more important that what you want.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26987,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"I disagree.","text_w_direction":"I disagree.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26988,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"What do you guys think?","text_w_direction":"What do you guys think? [all start talking at the same time]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26989,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Great. Guys, can I just have a moment alone with Michael?","text_w_direction":"Great. Guys, can I just have a moment alone with Michael?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26990,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no, you don't need to go anywhere. Anything that Jim has to say to me, he can say in front of these types of people.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, you don't need to go anywhere. Anything that Jim has to say to me, he can say in front of these types of people.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26991,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"That is not what I said, and, also, I am co-manager, meaning you are not the only manager anymore. I am also I co-manager.","text_w_direction":"That is not what I said, and, also, I am co-manager, meaning you are not the only manager anymore. I am also I co-manager.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26992,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"That is not what Wallace told us.","text_w_direction":"That is not what Wallace told us.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26993,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"That's exactly what Wallace told us.","text_w_direction":"That's exactly what Wallace told us.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26994,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"That is not the way I heard it.","text_w_direction":"That is not the way I heard it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26995,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kelly","text":"I love rivalries-- Michael or Jim, Paris or Nicole, Heidi or L.C. It's so much fun. But I guess if I'm really thinking about it and answEring your question honestly, I'd have to go with L.C. Heidi's a bad friend, and her skin is terrible.","text_w_direction":"I love rivalries-- Michael or Jim, Paris or Nicole, Heidi or L.C. It's so much fun. But I guess if I'm really thinking about it and answEring your question honestly, I'd have to go with L.C. Heidi's a bad friend, and her skin is terrible.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26996,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"It is one thing, me giving you the co-manager title. It is another thing, you bossing me around.","text_w_direction":"It is one thing, me giving you the co-manager title. It is another thing, you bossing me around.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26997,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"I'm not bossing you around. I'm trying to do my job, which is sharing your job, so maybe we should just call David Wallace.","text_w_direction":"I'm not bossing you around. I'm trying to do my job, which is sharing your job, so maybe we should just call David Wallace.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26998,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no. No, we will not call David Wallace. I will call David Wallace.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no. No, we will not call David Wallace. [Michael pulls out his cell phone] I will call David Wallace.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":26999,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Erin","text":"David Wallace is on line two for you guys.","text_w_direction":"David Wallace is on line two for you guys.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27000,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Or David Wallace will call us on line two. Why don't we just--","text_w_direction":"Or David Wallace will call us on line two. Why don't we just--","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27001,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, David. You got Jim here.","text_w_direction":"Hey, David. You got Jim here.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27002,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Hey David, this is Michael, senior co-manager.","text_w_direction":"Hey David, this is Michael, senior co-manager.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27003,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David Wallace","text":"Hey guys, um, I'm calling, because, unfortunately, we will not be able to give out cost of living raises this year, and I know people expect it. However, there just is only a small amount of money for each branch, so we're leaving it up to the managers to decide how to distribute it.","text_w_direction":"Hey guys, um, I'm calling, because, unfortunately, we will not be able to give out cost of living raises this year, and I know people expect it. However, there just is only a small amount of money for each branch, so we're leaving it up to the managers to decide how to distribute it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27004,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Got it, Dave. Sounds like your classice big-picture decision.","text_w_direction":"Got it, Dave. Sounds like your classice big-picture decision.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27005,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Which will clearly affect the day-to-day well-being of our employees.","text_w_direction":"Which will clearly affect the day-to-day well-being of our employees.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27006,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David Wallace","text":"It's probably a little of both.","text_w_direction":"It's probably a little of both.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27007,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Which is it more of?","text_w_direction":"Which is it more of?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27008,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David Wallace","text":"Excuse me?","text_w_direction":"Excuse me?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27009,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"David, I know that I'm very new at this, but I have a very good perspective on how things work.","text_w_direction":"David, I know that I'm very new at this, but I have a very good perspective on how things work.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27010,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David Wallace","text":"Wait, I'm sorry. Michael, are you-- are you texting me?","text_w_direction":"Wait, I'm sorry. Michael, are you-- are you texting me?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27011,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I thought maybe we could talk after this is over.","text_w_direction":"I thought maybe we could talk after this is over.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27012,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David Wallace","text":"Look, I need you both to take care of this. This is not going to be a problem, is it?","text_w_direction":"Look, I need you both to take care of this. This is not going to be a problem, is it?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27013,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Nope, not at all.","text_w_direction":"Nope, not at all.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27014,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"No, it will not be. I am on top of it.","text_w_direction":"No, it will not be. I am on top of it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27015,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David Wallace","text":"Very good.","text_w_direction":"Very good.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27016,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Alright, thanks alot, David.","text_w_direction":"Alright, thanks alot, David.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27017,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Talk to you later-- Okay, you didn't let me say good-bye. Alright, I am looking forward to this.","text_w_direction":"Talk to you later-- [Jim hangs up] Okay, you didn't let me say good-bye. [sighs, and claps hands once] Alright, I am looking forward to this.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27018,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"You don't have to lie.","text_w_direction":"You don't have to lie.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27019,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I hate the fact that we have to do this together. I think we work better separately. When I am irritated and I look at you, I don't see you anymore.","text_w_direction":"I hate the fact that we have to do this together. I think we work better separately. When I am irritated and I look at you, I don't see you anymore.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27020,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Right.","text_w_direction":"Right.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27021,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"All I can see is how big and gross the pores on your nose are.","text_w_direction":"All I can see is how big and gross the pores on your nose are.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27022,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Alright. Let's get started.","text_w_direction":"Alright. Let's get started.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27023,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Creed","text":"Hey, why haven't we ever, um...","text_w_direction":"Hey, why haven't we ever, um...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27024,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Meredith","text":"We have.","text_w_direction":"We have.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27025,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"You know, there's no easy way to do this. I say we add 1.5% to their paychecks and don't say anything about it.","text_w_direction":"You know, there's no easy way to do this. I say we add 1.5% to their paychecks and don't say anything about it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27026,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Do you mean, like break-in in the middle of the night and change the numbers on payroll?","text_w_direction":"Do you mean, like break-in in the middle of the night and change the numbers on payroll?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27027,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"No, we can do it during the day. It doesn't have to be that dramatic, Jim.","text_w_direction":"No, we can do it during the day. It doesn't have to be that dramatic, Jim.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27028,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. You know what would help is a pros and cons list for our options.","text_w_direction":"Okay. You know what would help is a pros and cons list for our options.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27029,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Jim, don't take this the wrong way. Are you gonna take this the wrong way?","text_w_direction":"Jim, don't take this the wrong way. Are you gonna take this the wrong way?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27030,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"It's hard to tell so far.","text_w_direction":"It's hard to tell so far.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27031,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"You use your brain too much.","text_w_direction":"You use your brain too much.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27032,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"I'm sorry, are you advocating that I use it less?","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, are you advocating that I use it less?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27033,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Sometimes the smartest people don't think at all.","text_w_direction":"Sometimes the smartest people don't think at all.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27034,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"You just came up with that.","text_w_direction":"You just came up with that.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27035,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"As I was saying it.","text_w_direction":"As I was saying it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27036,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. Okay, so for the 1.5% increase, pro-- everyone gets a little bit.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Okay, so for the 1.5% increase, pro-- everyone gets a little bit.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27037,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Con-- you look like a nerd.","text_w_direction":"[in nerdy voice] Con-- you look like a nerd.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27038,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Con-- no one gets as much as they did last year.","text_w_direction":"Con-- no one gets as much as they did last year.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27039,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Pro-- you get to share your pros and cons list with the other nerds.","text_w_direction":"Pro-- you get to share your pros and cons list with the other nerds.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27040,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Pro-- no favoritism.","text_w_direction":"Pro-- no favoritism.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27041,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Con-- you unzip your pants, and you find that there's a calculator down there.","text_w_direction":"Con-- you unzip your pants, and you find that there's a calculator down there.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27042,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"I've been studying Michael for years, and I've condensed what I've learned into this chart-- How Michael spends his time. As you can see, we have procrastinating and distracting others, and this tiny sliver here is critical thinking. I made it bigger, so that you could see it.","text_w_direction":"I've been studying Michael for years, and I've condensed what I've learned into this chart-- [pulls out a pie chart] How Michael spends his time. As you can see, we have procrastinating and distracting others, and this tiny sliver here is critical thinking. I made it bigger, so that you could see it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27043,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"Hey, Pam, I heard that you were registered, but I didn't hear where.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Pam, I heard that you were registered, but I didn't hear where.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27044,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"I don't think we registered anywhere. We just want cash.","text_w_direction":"I don't think we registered anywhere. We just want cash.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27045,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"Like money? Like you-- you want my money?","text_w_direction":"Like money? Like you-- you want my money?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27046,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27047,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"Will you take a check?","text_w_direction":"Will you take a check?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27048,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27049,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"Cool. In the memo line, I'm gonna write, \"To love's eternal glory.\"","text_w_direction":"Cool. In the memo line, I'm gonna write, \"To love's eternal glory.\"","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27050,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27051,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"Wait til' Monday.","text_w_direction":"Wait til' Monday.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27052,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Is this what I've become? Materialistic? Shallow? I feel horrible. oh look! \"Mrs. Pam Halpert!\" That's the first time I've seen it in writing!","text_w_direction":"Is this what I've become? Materialistic? Shallow? I feel horrible. [looks down at the check] oh look! \"Mrs. Pam Halpert!\" That's the first time I've seen it in writing!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27053,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"You know, the more I think about it, the more I think we should give it to the salesmen.","text_w_direction":"You know, the more I think about it, the more I think we should give it to the salesmen.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27054,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"That will not go over well.","text_w_direction":"That will not go over well.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27055,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"I know. I just think it seems smart to keep the salesmen happy right now. 'Course I know that this might come off as biased, so you know what? Let us...","text_w_direction":"I know. I just think it seems smart to keep the salesmen happy right now. 'Course I know that this might come off as biased, so you know what? Let us...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27056,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, my God! Are you gonna make another pro and con list? I'm gonna kill myself.","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God! Are you gonna make another pro and con list? I'm gonna kill myself.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27057,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"I'm not gonna let you stop me from thinking.","text_w_direction":"I'm not gonna let you stop me from thinking.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27058,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"No! I could not do that, Jim. I can see it in your crusty little eyes that you are going to make everything perfect. If I can just think this through, if I could just think it exactly right, I can make this perfect, and then I can go down every avenue, and every avenue off of that avenue, and then another avenue.","text_w_direction":"No! I could not do that, Jim. I can see it in your crusty little eyes that you are going to make everything perfect. If I can just think this through, if I could just think it exactly right, I can make this perfect, and then I can go down every avenue, and every avenue off of that avenue, and then another avenue.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27059,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27060,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"And then another--","text_w_direction":"And then another--","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27061,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Look, you have a lot of strengths.","text_w_direction":"Look, you have a lot of strengths.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27062,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, I do?! Tell me what they are.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I do?! Tell me what they are.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27063,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"I think that you are able to take constructive criticism very well.","text_w_direction":"I think that you are able to take constructive criticism very well.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27064,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Ha! That-- I am not known for that!","text_w_direction":"Ha! That-- I am not known for that!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27065,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"But there is a reason why I'm here!","text_w_direction":"But there is a reason why I'm here!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27066,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yes! You went over my head to Wallace!","text_w_direction":"Yes! You went over my head to Wallace!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27067,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"No, it's because you also have a lot of weaknesses, Michael!","text_w_direction":"No, it's because you also have a lot of weaknesses, Michael!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27068,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Well, why don't you tell me what those are, Jim? Why don't you enliven me?","text_w_direction":"Okay. Well, why don't you tell me what those are, Jim? Why don't you enliven me?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27069,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"I don't think you're good at making tough decisions!","text_w_direction":"I don't think you're good at making tough decisions!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27070,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Ah.","text_w_direction":"Ah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27071,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"At thinking out the options, and then stating that decision very clearly, especially when it's an unpopular decision.","text_w_direction":"At thinking out the options, and then stating that decision very clearly, especially when it's an unpopular decision.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27072,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, here's a tough decision for you. You suck! You suck! Is that clear enough for you?!","text_w_direction":"Okay, here's a tough decision for you. You suck! You suck! Is that clear enough for you?!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27073,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"But maybe I'm here for a reason, because I might have some good ideas, too. I've been sitting out there, and I've been learning a lot, and maybe I can just bring something different to the table.","text_w_direction":"But maybe I'm here for a reason, because I might have some good ideas, too. I've been sitting out there, and I've been learning a lot, and maybe I can just bring something different to the table.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27074,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, Skippy, here we go. Why don't you run yourself out there and tell them? You call it.","text_w_direction":"Okay, Skippy, here we go. Why don't you run yourself out there and tell them? [laughs] You call it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27075,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"","text_w_direction":"[leave the conference room to address everyone]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27076,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"This had better be terrible.","text_w_direction":"[to the camera] This had better be terrible.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27077,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Could I have everyone's attention, please? I have some tough news, so I'm just gonna give it to you straight. Truth is, we only have so much money for raises this year, so the simple fact is some people will get raises, and some people won't. Now, what we've decided is, we are gonna give those raises to the sales staff.","text_w_direction":"Could I have everyone's attention, please? I have some tough news, so I'm just gonna give it to you straight. Truth is, we only have so much money for raises this year, so the simple fact is some people will get raises, and some people won't. Now, what we've decided is, we are gonna give those raises to the sales staff.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27078,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Meredith","text":"Wait. Seriously?!","text_w_direction":"Wait. Seriously?!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27079,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Look, you guys are smart, so I'm just leveling with you. I'm just trying to treat you like adults.","text_w_direction":"Look, you guys are smart, so I'm just leveling with you. I'm just trying to treat you like adults.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27080,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"Thank you, Jim, for thinking that we're smart people.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, Jim, for thinking that we're smart people.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27081,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"But, I do not understand. If we're such smart adults, then why don't we get raises?","text_w_direction":"But, I do not understand. If we're such smart adults, then why don't we get raises?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27082,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"Excellent question, genius. It's because Jim wants to give the raises to his friends and the people he sleeps with.","text_w_direction":"Excellent question, genius. It's because Jim wants to give the raises to his friends and the people he sleeps with.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27083,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Ooh, easy. That's not it at all.","text_w_direction":"Ooh, easy. That's not it at all.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27084,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"Well?","text_w_direction":"Well?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27085,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Really what it is, is about the money the sales staff brings into the office.","text_w_direction":"Really what it is, is about the money the sales staff brings into the office.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27086,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kelly","text":"What's going on?","text_w_direction":"[walks in from shopping, with bags in her hands] What's going on?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27087,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"Jim is only giving raises to the salesmen.","text_w_direction":"Jim is only giving raises to the salesmen.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27088,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kelly","text":"What the hell?! Why are you being such a jerk?!","text_w_direction":"What the hell?! Why are you being such a jerk?!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27089,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"Hold on, Kelly. Would it help you to know that Jim thinks you're smart?","text_w_direction":"Hold on, Kelly. Would it help you to know that Jim thinks you're smart?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27090,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kelly","text":"No! How is that gonna repair Ryan's car?!","text_w_direction":"No! [put's down her bags] How is that gonna repair Ryan's car?!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27091,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"This is ridiculous! How could he do this to us?!","text_w_direction":"This is ridiculous! How could he do this to us?!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27092,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, Dwight, you know what? You'd be getting the raise so--","text_w_direction":"Okay, Dwight, you know what? You'd be getting the raise so--","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27093,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"What about all these people, huh?! How is it fair to them?!","text_w_direction":"What about all these people, huh?! How is it fair to them?!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27094,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"Exactly!","text_w_direction":"Exactly!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27095,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"Totally!","text_w_direction":"Totally!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27096,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"We work just as hard as the sales people. We deserve raises.","text_w_direction":"We work just as hard as the sales people. We deserve raises.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27097,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Creed","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27098,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"Yes. They don't get 'em, if we don't get 'em!","text_w_direction":"Yes. They don't get 'em, if we don't get 'em!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27099,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Meredith","text":"My kid needs shoes! You want to tell him he doesn't get shoes?!","text_w_direction":"My kid needs shoes! You want to tell him he doesn't get shoes?!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27100,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27101,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Her kid needs shoes, Jim!","text_w_direction":"Her kid needs shoes, Jim!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27102,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Meredith","text":"What the hell?!","text_w_direction":"What the hell?! [everyone complaining at Jim]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27103,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Wow! I'm just gonna rewind and back off a bit, so...","text_w_direction":"Wow! I'm just gonna rewind and back off a bit, so... [imitates a tape rewinding and chuckles, Michael comes over by Jim laughing]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27104,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"That was good! That was good! Okay, all right. Well, we all know it's hard to be a boss, right? You know what? Look around you. These are your best friends. These are the people who will open their hearts to you. They all have heart-ons for you, and that is a gift. So in terms of gifts, we should be giving each other gifts. Angela, yes, lend Oscar a cup of sugar. This--","text_w_direction":"That was good! That was good! Okay, all right. Well, we all know it's hard to be a boss, right? You know what? Look around you. These are your best friends. These are the people who will open their hearts to you. They all have heart-ons for you [someone growns in disgust], and that is a gift. So in terms of gifts, we should be giving each other gifts. Angela, yes, lend Oscar a cup of sugar. This--","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27105,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"What are you talking about Michael?","text_w_direction":"What are you talking about Michael?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27106,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Stanley","text":"We just need to hear your plan for our raise.","text_w_direction":"We just need to hear your plan for our raise.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27107,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"My plan-- a man-- panama.","text_w_direction":"My plan-- a man-- panama.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27108,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"That's not how that goes.","text_w_direction":"That's not how that goes.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27109,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Meredith","text":"You're not saying anything. At least Jim was being direct...","text_w_direction":"You're not saying anything. At least Jim was being direct...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27110,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Thank you, Meredith.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, Meredith.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27111,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Meredith","text":"...when he was telling us his dumbass plan.","text_w_direction":"...when he was telling us his dumbass plan.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27112,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"We would just like to know what's happening. Are we getting a raise, yes or no?","text_w_direction":"We would just like to know what's happening. Are we getting a raise, yes or no?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27113,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Alright! Let me get this clear! Does everybody want a raise? Alright, everyone wants a raise, so what we're going to do is go into here, and we will not come out until we do.","text_w_direction":"Alright! Let me get this clear! Does everybody want a raise? [all say yes] Alright, everyone wants a raise, so what we're going to do is go into here, and we will not come out until we do.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27114,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"Again, that gives us no information.","text_w_direction":"Again, that gives us no information.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27115,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"This isn't a game, you know? It's our livelihood!","text_w_direction":"This isn't a game, you know? It's our livelihood!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27116,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"What about a raise based on merit?","text_w_direction":"What about a raise based on merit?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27117,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Rank each person individually?","text_w_direction":"Rank each person individually?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27118,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Mm-hmm. Piece of cake. Ryan, obviously the best.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm. Piece of cake. Ryan, obviously the best.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27119,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Well, obviously. Too bad he's a temp and doesn't count, so let's get started.","text_w_direction":"[sarcastically] Well, obviously. Too bad he's a temp and doesn't count, so let's get started. [starts to write on a piece of paper]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27120,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Are you making a--","text_w_direction":"Are you making a--","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27121,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Nope. I'm numbering the paper.","text_w_direction":"Nope. I'm numbering the paper.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27122,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"Just--","text_w_direction":"[everyone talking to the camera] Just--","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27123,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah, I don't understand how they can even consider giving money to some people and not the rest of us.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I don't understand how they can even consider giving money to some people and not the rest of us.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27124,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"It's not like we're not gonna see the checks. We're in accounting!","text_w_direction":"It's not like we're not gonna see the checks. We're in accounting!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27125,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Meredith","text":"I am so pissed at this company!","text_w_direction":"I am so pissed at this company!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27126,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"And Jim!","text_w_direction":"[out the side of his mouth] And Jim!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27127,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Meredith","text":"Yeah. Who said that?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Who said that?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27128,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"I think it was Creed.","text_w_direction":"I think it was Creed.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27129,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Creed","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27130,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"It's going really well, actually.","text_w_direction":"[to camera] It's going really well, actually.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27131,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Each Boston Baked Bean represents half a percent raise. We each got 24 beans, so the idea is, you place the bean on the picture of who you think deserv-- who's that?","text_w_direction":"[to camera, holds up a bean] Each Boston Baked Bean represents half a percent raise. We each got 24 beans, so the idea is, you place the bean on the picture [walking around the table] of who you think deserv-- who's that? [picture that Michael drew of toby, looks like a monster]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27132,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Toby.","text_w_direction":"Toby.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27133,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"He's not a part of this. You know that.","text_w_direction":"He's not a part of this. You know that.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27134,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Just wanted to draw a picture of him.","text_w_direction":"Just wanted to draw a picture of him.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27135,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, your move.","text_w_direction":"Okay, your move.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27136,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Alright! Who to pick? Who to pick?","text_w_direction":"Alright! Who to pick? [walking around the table] Who to pick?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27137,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Here we go.","text_w_direction":"Here we go.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27138,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I... will skip a turn.","text_w_direction":"I... will skip a turn.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27139,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, you're gonna still have to play that bean. You know that.","text_w_direction":"Okay, you're gonna still have to play that bean. You know that.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27140,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I need more time.","text_w_direction":"I need more time.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27141,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Erin","text":"Wallace sent an e-mail about a meeting next week. He wants you both to respond.","text_w_direction":"Wallace sent an e-mail about a meeting next week. He wants you both to respond. [Michael and Jim leave, Dwight sneaks in]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27142,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"People are starting to notice how terrible Jim is. It's great. Eventually, they'll rise up and revolt. My only hope is that they do it sooner rather than later. If the people here were our founding fathers, the Revolutionary War would have been delayed ten years, because Stanley Washington was napping, and Phyllis Hancock was still signing the declaration, and Kevin Jefferson was distracted by a butterfly.","text_w_direction":"People are starting to notice how terrible Jim is. It's great. Eventually, they'll rise up and revolt. My only hope is that they do it sooner rather than later. If the people here were our founding fathers, the Revolutionary War would have been delayed ten years, because Stanley Washington was napping, and Phyllis Hancock was still signing the declaration, and Kevin Jefferson was distracted by a butterfly.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27143,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Come on in. That's right. Come in, feast your eyes. They determine our worth by putting beans upon our faces.","text_w_direction":"Come on in. [everyone looking around at all the pictures and beans on the table] That's right. Come in, feast your eyes. They determine our worth by putting beans upon our faces.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27144,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"What the hell?!","text_w_direction":"What the hell?!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27145,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Things were not this bad when just Michael was manager.","text_w_direction":"Things were not this bad when just Michael was manager.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27146,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, what are you guys doing in here?","text_w_direction":"Hey, what are you guys doing in here?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27147,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"What does a bean mean?","text_w_direction":"What does a bean mean?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27148,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Why aren't there any beans on this very old, frizzy-haired picture of me?","text_w_direction":"Why aren't there any beans on this very old, frizzy-haired picture of me?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27149,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"Michael, what does a bean mean?","text_w_direction":"Michael, what does a bean mean?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27150,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Jim?","text_w_direction":"Jim?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27151,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"I was just trying to be unbiased.","text_w_direction":"I was just trying to be unbiased.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27152,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"What does a bean mean?!","text_w_direction":"What does a bean mean?!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27153,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"Someone please explain it to Kevin.","text_w_direction":"Someone please explain it to Kevin.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27154,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Meredith","text":"Why can't you? My time is just as valuable as yours.","text_w_direction":"Why can't you? My time is just as valuable as yours.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27155,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"Not according to the beans.","text_w_direction":"Not according to the beans.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27156,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"This is how you make this important decision?","text_w_direction":"This is how you make this important decision?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27157,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"There's no way that Stanley gets more beans than me. That is ridiculous. This is how it works.","text_w_direction":"There's no way that Stanley gets more beans than me. [starts to take Stanley's beans, Stanley swats Andy's hand with his crossword puzzle] That is ridiculous. This is how it works. [everyone continues to argue]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27158,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"It's not so much that I might not get a raise. It's just demeaning!","text_w_direction":"It's not so much that I might not get a raise. It's just demeaning!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27159,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Thank you! That is exactly-- by the way, I would also like a raise.","text_w_direction":"Thank you! That is exactly-- by the way, I would also like a raise.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27160,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah, I would, too.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I would, too.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27161,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Are we idiots? What right does Jim have to claim authority, hmm? Is he as good a salesman as I? Is he as matronly as Phyllis? There are moments where we can affect change. For a few seconds every decade, we exist, and these are those seconds! Let us storm his castle! Come on! Tick-- let's get him. Tock-- let's get Jim! Tick-- and drag Jim out of his office! Tock-- take his keys away from him! Tick-- that's a clock! The time is getting very close! It's now or never! What say you?!","text_w_direction":"Are we idiots? [gets up, starts walking around] What right does Jim have to claim authority, hmm? Is he as good a salesman as I? Is he as matronly as Phyllis? There are moments where we can affect change. For a few seconds every decade, we exist, and these are those seconds! Let us storm his castle! Come on! Tick-- let's get him. Tock-- let's get Jim! Tick-- and drag Jim out of his office! Tock-- take his keys away from him! Tick-- that's a clock! The time is getting very close! It's now or never! What say you?!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27162,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"I say no.","text_w_direction":"I say no.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27163,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"No, I mean, what do you say to my plan? Okay.","text_w_direction":"No, I mean, what do you say to my plan? [all groan] Okay.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27164,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[leaving his office, hurrying to Jim's office]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27165,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"What does a bean mean?","text_w_direction":"What does a bean mean?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27166,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"How you doing?","text_w_direction":"[in Jim's office] How you doing?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27167,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, on a scale of one to ten, I'd say I'm about a four.","text_w_direction":"Uh, on a scale of one to ten, I'd say I'm about a four.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27168,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, what are you usually?","text_w_direction":"Oh, what are you usually?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27169,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Six. You?","text_w_direction":"Six. You?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27170,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Usually a ten, but I'm feeling like a zero.","text_w_direction":"Usually a ten, but I'm feeling like a zero.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27171,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"I mean, a performance-based raise sounded like a good idea, right?","text_w_direction":"I mean, a performance-based raise sounded like a good idea, right?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27172,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I know, I know.","text_w_direction":"I know, I know.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27173,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"We tried to find the fairest way to do it.","text_w_direction":"We tried to find the fairest way to do it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27174,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, we did.","text_w_direction":"Yes, we did.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27175,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"I just-- what?","text_w_direction":"I just-- what?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27176,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Um, nothing. I just... I used to have to do this part alone, and it was the worst. I have something I would like to give you.","text_w_direction":"Um, nothing. I just... I used to have to do this part alone, and it was the worst. I have something I would like to give you. [leaves office]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27177,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"Michael!","text_w_direction":"Michael!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27178,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"Michael!","text_w_direction":"Michael!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27179,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"Come on! This isn't fair!","text_w_direction":"Come on! This isn't fair!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27180,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Michael's my only friend left in the office. Except Pam... I think. Is she still upset?","text_w_direction":"[to camera] Michael's my only friend left in the office. Except Pam... I think. Is she still upset?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27181,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"Michael, you cannot just keep avoiding us like this!","text_w_direction":"[at Michael return to Jim's office] Michael, you cannot just keep avoiding us like this!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27182,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"[Michael give Jim a \"World's Best Boss\" mug] Thank you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27183,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"You're welcome.","text_w_direction":"You're welcome.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27184,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"What's in here?","text_w_direction":"What's in here?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27185,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Gin.","text_w_direction":"Gin. [toast, sip]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27186,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Ooh!","text_w_direction":"Ooh!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27187,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Just pretend we're not here.","text_w_direction":"[someone knocks] Just pretend we're not here.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27188,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Ryan","text":"Heard you guys are looking for cash for the wedding?","text_w_direction":"Heard you guys are looking for cash for the wedding?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27189,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, I mean, if it's all the same for you.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I mean, if it's all the same for you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27190,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Ryan","text":"Question for you. Would you guys rather have $100 now, or $5,000 a year from now?","text_w_direction":"Question for you. Would you guys rather have $100 now, or $5,000 a year from now?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27191,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"$100 now for sure.","text_w_direction":"$100 now for sure.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27192,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Ryan","text":"Because you just give me $50 to cover the broker fee, I put in a hundred of my own money as the gift...","text_w_direction":"Because you just give me $50 to cover the broker fee, I put in a hundred of my own money as the gift...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27193,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah. No, no, I'll um-- the hundred. I'll just take the hundred.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. No, no, I'll um-- the hundred. I'll just take the hundred.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27194,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Ryan","text":"Instead of $5,000 a year from now?","text_w_direction":"Instead of $5,000 a year from now?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27195,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"How sure is this?","text_w_direction":"How sure is this?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27196,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"The guy has an algorithm to determine the winner of any given college basketball game.","text_w_direction":"The guy has an algorithm to determine the winner of any given college basketball game.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27197,"season":6,"episode":3,"episode_name":"The Promotion","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Don't tell Jim.","text_w_direction":"[writes a check, gives to Ryan] Don't tell Jim.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1751,"air_date":"2009-10-01"}
{"index":27198,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I'm sorry. You guys have probably noticed my stomach's a little more sensitive lately. So, if you wouldn't mind wearing a little less perfume... and if your lunch is especially pungent, maybe have it in the break room?","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry. You guys have probably noticed my stomach's a little more sensitive lately. So, if you wouldn't mind wearing a little less perfume... and if your lunch is especially pungent, maybe have it in the break room?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27199,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"We would really appreciate it.","text_w_direction":"We would really appreciate it.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27200,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Pam is constantly throwing up because of the pregnancy. If she eats something the fetus doesn't like she is screwed. It's amazing. A three ounce fetus is calling the shots. It's so bad ass.","text_w_direction":"Pam is constantly throwing up because of the pregnancy. If she eats something the fetus doesn't like she is screwed. It's amazing. A three ounce fetus is calling the shots. It's so bad ass.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27201,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Phyllis, if you could switch to a different soap, just for a month or two? Yours is kind of perfumy.","text_w_direction":"Phyllis, if you could switch to a different soap, just for a month or two? Yours is kind of perfumy.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27202,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Now this is getting ridiculous.","text_w_direction":"Now this is getting ridiculous.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27203,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, gee, I'm sorry. I guess I missed the meeting where we all all voted for you to get pregnant. No! I reserve the right to peel my hard-boiled eggs at my desk.","text_w_direction":"Oh, gee, I'm sorry. I guess I missed the meeting where we all all voted for you to get pregnant. No! I reserve the right to peel my hard-boiled eggs at my desk.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27204,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"All morning I look forward to my afternoon cigars and I'm not stopping for anyone.","text_w_direction":"All morning I look forward to my afternoon cigars and I'm not stopping for anyone.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27205,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I don't think I'm asking for too much. I guess it's just the end of courtesy in the workplace.","text_w_direction":"I don't think I'm asking for too much. I guess it's just the end of courtesy in the workplace.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27206,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Watching people get sick always makes me sick. And... frankly so does talking about it. So... wow...","text_w_direction":"[Dwight peels a hard-boiled egg at his desk, sniffs it and takes a bite; Pam stares at him, picks up her trash can and pukes into it] Watching people get sick always makes me sick. And... frankly so does talking about it. So... wow... [Andy, Phyllis, Meredith, Erin, Oscar and Angela all proceed to throw up in various places while Creed looks on eating a bowl of noodles; Dwight stares shocked; Pam wipes her mouth with a satisfied look]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27207,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What do you think? I spent all morning on it.","text_w_direction":"[standing next to a car decorated for leaving a wedding] What do you think? I spent all morning on it.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27208,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"It is really special.","text_w_direction":"It is really special.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27209,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, but aren't you supposed to do that to our... no. It's great.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but aren't you supposed to do that to our... no. It's great.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27210,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"It's just a really important day for me.","text_w_direction":"It's just a really important day for me.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27211,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Well, congrats.","text_w_direction":"Well, congrats.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27212,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27213,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Dunder Mifflin Scranton will be closed today and Friday for a company wedding in Niagara Falls. So, please leave a message and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. Have a great day.","text_w_direction":"Dunder Mifflin Scranton will be closed today and Friday for a company wedding in Niagara Falls. So, please leave a message and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. Have a great day.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27214,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Believe it or not, Kevin, fire crackers are in the don't column.","text_w_direction":"Believe it or not, Kevin, fire crackers are in the don't column.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27215,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"So... you're going to provide them, then?","text_w_direction":"So... you're going to provide them, then?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27216,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No. This is a fire cracker free wedding.","text_w_direction":"No. This is a fire cracker free wedding.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27217,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"What the hell?","text_w_direction":"What the hell?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27218,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Come on. You've got to be kidding me.","text_w_direction":"Come on. You've got to be kidding me.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27219,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Ok. All of these things are important to remember but the most important thing is no one say anything about my pregnancy at the wedding.","text_w_direction":"Ok. All of these things are important to remember but the most important thing is no one say anything about my pregnancy at the wedding.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27220,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Absolutely. 'Cause not everyone knows and some people may be offended.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely. 'Cause not everyone knows and some people may be offended.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27221,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Decent people everywhere will get offended.","text_w_direction":"Decent people everywhere will get offended.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27222,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Well, we're thinking of my grandmother who we haven't told and is very old-fashioned.","text_w_direction":"Well, we're thinking of my grandmother who we haven't told and is very old-fashioned.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27223,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Well, you're lucky you have a grandmother. Some of us have to be our own grandmothers.","text_w_direction":"Well, you're lucky you have a grandmother. Some of us have to be our own grandmothers.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27224,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"That's nice.","text_w_direction":"That's nice.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27225,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"You know, Angela, you don't have to come to the wedding.","text_w_direction":"You know, Angela, you don't have to come to the wedding.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27226,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Really, Pam...","text_w_direction":"Really, Pam...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27227,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes she does. Yes she does. We're all gonna go and we're gonna have a good time.","text_w_direction":"Yes she does. Yes she does. We're all gonna go and we're gonna have a good time. [hugs Angela]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27228,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Ow! He pinched me!","text_w_direction":"Ow! He pinched me!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27229,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27230,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Next time we're all in this room Jim and I will be married.","text_w_direction":"Next time we're all in this room Jim and I will be married.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27231,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"We'll see.","text_w_direction":"We'll see.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27232,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Thank you, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, Dwight.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27233,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Good-bye.","text_w_direction":"Good-bye.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27234,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"See you later.","text_w_direction":"See you later. [others say good-bye]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27235,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"And, hey, don't embarrass me when we go to Niagara.","text_w_direction":"And, hey, don't embarrass me when we go to Niagara.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27236,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"What happens in Niagara, stays in Niagara.","text_w_direction":"What happens in Niagara, stays in Niagara. [laughter]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27237,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Don't. Don't. Don't. You stole my joke. Don't steal my joke.","text_w_direction":"Don't. Don't. Don't. You stole my joke. Don't steal my joke.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27238,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"No... I didn't steal your joke.","text_w_direction":"No... I didn't steal your joke.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27239,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. I said that yesterday.","text_w_direction":"Yes. I said that yesterday.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27240,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"But you can say that about anything.","text_w_direction":"But you can say that about anything.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27241,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight...","text_w_direction":"Dwight...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27242,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"What happens in accounting, stays in accounting.","text_w_direction":"What happens in accounting, stays in accounting.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27243,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh yeah.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27244,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No. No. No. Please, please. Dwight, that's my joke.","text_w_direction":"No. No. No. Please, please. Dwight, that's my joke.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27245,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"It's easy. That's what I'm saying.","text_w_direction":"It's easy. That's what I'm saying.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27246,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"This is what I'm talking about. When we leave here and go up to Niagara Falls we are representing Dunder Mifflin, everyone. This is a very important wedding for the branch. The most important wedding until I get married. So, I want you all on your best behavior or so help me, God. So... I will see you up there in Viagra Falls!","text_w_direction":"This is what I'm talking about. When we leave here and go up to Niagara Falls we are representing Dunder Mifflin, everyone. This is a very important wedding for the branch. The most important wedding until I get married. So, I want you all on your best behavior or so help me, God. So... I will see you up there in Viagra Falls!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27247,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Pam and Jim's wedding will be the single best pick up destination in the history of the universe.","text_w_direction":"Pam and Jim's wedding will be the single best pick up destination in the history of the universe.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27248,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I stole the guest list from Jim's desk and I search engined every female on both sides of the family.","text_w_direction":"I stole the guest list from Jim's desk and I search engined every female on both sides of the family.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27249,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Get out of here.","text_w_direction":"Get out of here.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27250,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27251,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, my God, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God, Dwight.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27252,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"For instance, Pam's cousin, Jocelyn Webster.","text_w_direction":"For instance, Pam's cousin, Jocelyn Webster.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27253,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"There's... a name.","text_w_direction":"There's... a name.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27254,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Two years ago she was selling a mountain bike.","text_w_direction":"Two years ago she was selling a mountain bike.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27255,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh. Well, tell me about Jocelyn.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Well, tell me about Jocelyn.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27256,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Well... she was really into mountain biking but not so much lately.","text_w_direction":"Well... she was really into mountain biking but not so much lately.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27257,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Micheal","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27258,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"She had a couple hundred dollars to spend, I mean, if she was able to sell her bike.","text_w_direction":"She had a couple hundred dollars to spend, I mean, if she was able to sell her bike.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27259,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Is that all you have on her?","text_w_direction":"Is that all you have on her?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27260,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, if this is in fact her because it is a very common name.","text_w_direction":"Well, if this is in fact her because it is a very common name.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27261,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You're an idiot.","text_w_direction":"You're an idiot.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27262,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"People don't think of me as one of the sharper dressers in the office... but I'm going ot turn that around at this wedding. I thought, how could I take it to the next level? The hair. It's the hair-- Ok. Ok. I'm going. God.","text_w_direction":"People don't think of me as one of the sharper dressers in the office... but I'm going ot turn that around at this wedding. I thought, how could I take it to the next level? The hair. [Angela beeps her car horn.] It's the hair-- [beeps again.] Ok. Ok. I'm going. [long beep] God.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27263,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, do one of you guys want to sit up front with me so I have someone to talk to? It's like a five hour drive-ish, you know.","text_w_direction":"[in Andy's car, Andy driving] Hey, do one of you guys want to sit up front with me so I have someone to talk to? It's like a five hour drive-ish, you know.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27264,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"This is so much cooler. We feel like wer're in a limo and you're our driver.","text_w_direction":"This is so much cooler. We feel like wer're in a limo and you're our driver.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27265,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Mmm-hmm. Erin?","text_w_direction":"Mmm-hmm. Erin?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27266,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Oh no. That wouldn't be fair to leave Kelly alone in back.","text_w_direction":"Oh no. That wouldn't be fair to leave Kelly alone in back.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27267,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Not only is Erin really sweet and cute... she smell's like my mom.","text_w_direction":"Not only is Erin really sweet and cute... she smell's like my mom.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27268,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, my aunt told me something neat.","text_w_direction":"[in car] Hey, my aunt told me something neat.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27269,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27270,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"She said everything with the wedding goes by so fast we should try to take mental pictures of the high points.","text_w_direction":"She said everything with the wedding goes by so fast we should try to take mental pictures of the high points.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27271,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, wow. That's cool.","text_w_direction":"Oh, wow. That's cool.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27272,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27273,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Click. Oh, you blinked. Damn it. Now that's in my brain forever.","text_w_direction":"[aims imaginary camera at Pam] Click. Oh, you blinked. Damn it. Now that's in my brain forever.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27274,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27275,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Lousy Picture.","text_w_direction":"Lousy Picture.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27276,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"We should have hired a professional to take our mental pictures.","text_w_direction":"We should have hired a professional to take our mental pictures.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27277,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh! God! Wow! Oh. I was asleep.","text_w_direction":"[in car, Michael driving] Oh! God! Wow! Oh. I was asleep.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27278,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"What? No way!","text_w_direction":"What? No way!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27279,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Those glasses are super dark.","text_w_direction":"Those glasses are super dark.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27280,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh. God.","text_w_direction":"Oh. God.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27281,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Alright. We need some tunes, I think.","text_w_direction":"Alright. We need some tunes, I think.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27282,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"You know what? I made you a cd...","text_w_direction":"You know what? I made you a cd...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27283,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You did?","text_w_direction":"You did?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27284,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Mmm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmm-hmm.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27285,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"That was nice of you.","text_w_direction":"That was nice of you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27286,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"This is to play when you bring a woman back to your hotel room.","text_w_direction":"This is to play when you bring a woman back to your hotel room.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27287,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, very thoughtful. A little mix to set the mood. Delightful. Pop that in.","text_w_direction":"Oh, very thoughtful. A little mix to set the mood. Delightful. Pop that in.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27288,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"You're gonna like this. \"Hello. This is Dwight Schrute. If you are listening to this you are a lucky woman Michael has seduced. Ah to be in your shoes. 'What's next?', you're probably wondering. Don't be scared of you're night in heaven--\"","text_w_direction":"You're gonna like this. [Dwight's voice on the cd] \"Hello. This is Dwight Schrute. If you are listening to this you are a lucky woman Michael has seduced. Ah to be in your shoes. 'What's next?', you're probably wondering. Don't be scared of you're night in heaven--\" [Michael turns off cd]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27289,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Are you serious? You want me to play that for a woman coming to my room?","text_w_direction":"Are you serious? You want me to play that for a woman coming to my room?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27290,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah. It's practical.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. It's practical.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27291,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No. No. That's not how it works.","text_w_direction":"No. No. That's not how it works.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27292,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Niagara Falls used to be, like, a spiritual experience for people. They stayed in tents and it blew their minds. It's really kitchy now, which is a lot of fun.","text_w_direction":"Niagara Falls used to be, like, a spiritual experience for people. They stayed in tents and it blew their minds. It's really kitchy now, which is a lot of fun.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27293,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Front Desk Clerk","text":"Halpert...","text_w_direction":"Halpert...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27294,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"And Beesly. Tonight we're in two seperate rooms and tomorrow night is the honeymoon suite.","text_w_direction":"And Beesly. Tonight we're in two seperate rooms and tomorrow night is the honeymoon suite.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27295,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Front Desk Clerk","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27296,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I know. We're pretty excited, too.","text_w_direction":"I know. We're pretty excited, too.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27297,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Can we take a look at the suite now?","text_w_direction":"Can we take a look at the suite now?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27298,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Front Desk Clerk","text":"Oh, I'm sorry. Somebody just checked in.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'm sorry. Somebody just checked in.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27299,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh... is there another wedding at the hotel this weekend?","text_w_direction":"Oh... is there another wedding at the hotel this weekend?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27300,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Front Desk Clerk","text":"Oh, no. Just an individual. That man over there.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no. Just an individual. That man over there.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27301,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Hey. I got the room the night before you guys. I'll break in the bed.","text_w_direction":"Hey. I got the room the night before you guys. I'll break in the bed. [laughs]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27302,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I don't like that.","text_w_direction":"I don't like that.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27303,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I'm gonna need the name and cell phone number of the housekeeper responsible for changing the sheets, please.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna need the name and cell phone number of the housekeeper responsible for changing the sheets, please.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27304,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hello. Reservation for Michael Scott.","text_w_direction":"Hello. Reservation for Michael Scott.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27305,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Front Desk Clerk","text":"One moment while I check.","text_w_direction":"One moment while I check.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27306,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"The proximity to the falls makes everything smell like a basement.","text_w_direction":"The proximity to the falls makes everything smell like a basement.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27307,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Mmm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmm-hmm.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27308,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Front Desk Clerk","text":"I'm sorry, sir, but I'm not seeing you in here. When did you make your reservation?","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, sir, but I'm not seeing you in here. When did you make your reservation?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27309,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I don't have a reservation but I want a room in the Halpert-Beesly block of rooms.","text_w_direction":"I don't have a reservation but I want a room in the Halpert-Beesly block of rooms.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27310,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Front Desk Clerk","text":"Oh, ok. Unfortunately, sir, the block only applies to the rate. I'm afraid we're all sold out.","text_w_direction":"Oh, ok. Unfortunately, sir, the block only applies to the rate. I'm afraid we're all sold out.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27311,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Dwight Schrute. I have a reservation. Confirmation number","text_w_direction":"Dwight Schrute. I have a reservation. Confirmation number","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27312,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Front Desk Clerk","text":"Yes. Schrute.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Schrute.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27313,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"And I had spoken to Teresa about a room with two safes?","text_w_direction":"And I had spoken to Teresa about a room with two safes?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27314,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Front Desk Clerk","text":"Sure. No problem.","text_w_direction":"Sure. No problem.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27315,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27316,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Front Desk Clerk","text":"Here's your key, Mr. Schrute.","text_w_direction":"Here's your key, Mr. Schrute.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27317,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight. Dwight, Dwight. I need to stay in your room.","text_w_direction":"Dwight. Dwight, Dwight. I need to stay in your room.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27318,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"No way. What if I meet someone?","text_w_direction":"No way. What if I meet someone?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27319,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I'm staying in your-- Come on, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"I'm staying in your-- Come on, Dwight.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27320,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"No. No.","text_w_direction":"No. No.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27321,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I would do the same for you.","text_w_direction":"I would do the same for you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27322,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"You would?","text_w_direction":"You would?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27323,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27324,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27325,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes... just go--","text_w_direction":"Yes... just go--","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27326,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait a second. Oh. No, no, no. This must be some kind of mistake. This reservation seems to be under an M. Scott. This must be yours.","text_w_direction":"Wait a second. Oh. No, no, no. This must be some kind of mistake. This reservation seems to be under an M. Scott. This must be yours.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27327,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh. Thank God.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Thank God.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27328,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh no. Now that I don't have a room, can I stay with you?","text_w_direction":"Oh no. Now that I don't have a room, can I stay with you?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27329,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Um... no. And you know what? I would say yes but you can't. And I'll tell you why.","text_w_direction":"Um... no. And you know what? I would say yes but you can't. And I'll tell you why.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27330,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Please?","text_w_direction":"Please?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27331,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"If I have a woman up there and things are getting amorous, she's going to get turned off if she looks in he bathroom and sees you brushing your teeth with butter and clay.","text_w_direction":"If I have a woman up there and things are getting amorous, she's going to get turned off if she looks in he bathroom and sees you brushing your teeth with butter and clay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27332,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Mmm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmm-hmm.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27333,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27334,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok. Ok. A-ha-ha! That was a test. You have failed. For this is my room. You would not share with me.","text_w_direction":"Ok. Ok. A-ha-ha! [rips reservation out of Michael's hand] That was a test. You have failed. For this is my room. You would not share with me.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27335,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I don't have a room?","text_w_direction":"I don't have a room?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27336,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"No you do not.","text_w_direction":"No you do not.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27337,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Ok. 'Oooh. You must pass the dungeon wisdom test.'","text_w_direction":"Ok. 'Oooh. You must pass the dungeon wisdom test.'","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27338,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"It worked.","text_w_direction":"It worked.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27339,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Jerk.","text_w_direction":"Jerk.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27340,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"When Mary was denied a room at the inn... Jesus was born. When Michael was denied a room at the inn, we don't know what happens because that story hasn't been told yet.","text_w_direction":"When Mary was denied a room at the inn... Jesus was born. When Michael was denied a room at the inn, we don't know what happens because that story hasn't been told yet.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27341,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"Mr. and Mrs. Stanley Hudson.","text_w_direction":"Mr. and Mrs. Stanley Hudson.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27342,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hey. Stanley? Can I stay in your room tonight?","text_w_direction":"Hey. Stanley? Can I stay in your room tonight?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27343,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"Are you crazy? I brought Cynthia with me.","text_w_direction":"Are you crazy? I brought Cynthia with me.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27344,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Not in the same bed. In the other bed.","text_w_direction":"Not in the same bed. In the other bed.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27345,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"I got one queen size bed.","text_w_direction":"I got one queen size bed.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27346,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You... are... kidding me.","text_w_direction":"You... are... kidding me.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27347,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"A queen size bed is five feet wide. I am not five feet wide, Michael.","text_w_direction":"A queen size bed is five feet wide. I am not five feet wide, Michael.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27348,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I'm not a physics major, Stanley. I'm just saying be careful. Hey, guys. Hey. Could I stay in your room tonight?","text_w_direction":"I'm not a physics major, Stanley. I'm just saying be careful. Hey, guys. Hey. Could I stay in your room tonight?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27349,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Oh. Gross.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Gross.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27350,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Blow my brains out.","text_w_direction":"Blow my brains out.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27351,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"That's rude.","text_w_direction":"That's rude.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27352,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Michael, I have one extra twin bed, if you want.","text_w_direction":"Michael, I have one extra twin bed, if you want.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27353,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You are going to be slepping by yourself for the rest of your life, so you just get used to it.","text_w_direction":"You are going to be slepping by yourself for the rest of your life, so you just get used to it.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27354,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Mr. Halpert","text":"So, which one is Pam's grandma?","text_w_direction":"So, which one is Pam's grandma?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27355,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, Mema? She's the one in the teal suit. She's the only 80 year old with no smile wrinkles.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Mema? She's the one in the teal suit. She's the only 80 year old with no smile wrinkles.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27356,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Dad, remember, no mention of the baby, right?","text_w_direction":"Dad, remember, no mention of the baby, right?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27357,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Mr. Halpert","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27358,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's very conservative. So, mum's the word.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's very conservative. So, mum's the word.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27359,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Mom, Dad. This is Michael Scott.","text_w_direction":"Mom, Dad. This is Michael Scott.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27360,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Mr. Halpert","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27361,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"How ya doin'?","text_w_direction":"How ya doin'?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27362,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Mr. Halpert","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27363,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Nice to meet you.","text_w_direction":"Nice to meet you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27364,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Mr. Halpert","text":"Nice to meet you.","text_w_direction":"Nice to meet you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27365,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Who's doing a toast? I would like to go third. Sort of bat clean up and--","text_w_direction":"Who's doing a toast? I would like to go third. Sort of bat clean up and--","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27366,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Michael, I thought we discussed that we would rather you not speak, like, at all. Because it's just going to be blood relatives, I think.","text_w_direction":"Michael, I thought we discussed that we would rather you not speak, like, at all. Because it's just going to be blood relatives, I think.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27367,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"That is seriously going to impeed my ability to hook up with your female relatives.","text_w_direction":"[talking quietly, trying not to move his lips]That is seriously going to impeed my ability to hook up with your female relatives.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27368,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Pretty sure everyone heard that.","text_w_direction":"Pretty sure everyone heard that.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27369,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Didn't move my lips.","text_w_direction":"Didn't move my lips.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27370,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, Mema.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Mema.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27371,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Mema","text":"I wasn't sure about your branch of the family. After I heard about your parent's divorce. But you and Jim are just perfect. God bless you.","text_w_direction":"I wasn't sure about your branch of the family. After I heard about your parent's divorce. But you and Jim are just perfect. God bless you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27372,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh. Thank you... but nobody's perfect.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Thank you... but nobody's perfect.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27373,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Mema","text":"Well... I wouldn't care to live if I thought that.","text_w_direction":"Well... I wouldn't care to live if I thought that.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27374,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Mr. Beesly. How are ya?","text_w_direction":"Mr. Beesly. How are ya?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27375,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Mr. Beesly","text":"I'd like you to meet Christy Kelly.","text_w_direction":"I'd like you to meet Christy Kelly.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27376,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh. Is this, uh, is this your niece?","text_w_direction":"Oh. Is this, uh, is this your niece?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27377,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Mr. Beesly","text":"No no. She's my girlfriend. Hey? Can you make room at the head table?","text_w_direction":"[laughs] No no. She's my girlfriend. Hey? Can you make room at the head table?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27378,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"From quarter three to quarter four up 17 percent, while his sales down two percent. It's all in the report.","text_w_direction":"From quarter three to quarter four up 17 percent, while his sales down two percent. It's all in the report.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27379,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Little Girl","text":"Why would they make the bad man a boss if you're so much smarter?","text_w_direction":"Why would they make the bad man a boss if you're so much smarter?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27380,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Excellent question. Because while I was busy trying to improve the company and make it a success, Jim... the bad man was busy kissing the boss man's butt.","text_w_direction":"Excellent question. Because while I was busy trying to improve the company and make it a success, Jim... the bad man was busy kissing the boss man's butt.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27381,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Kids","text":"Ewwww!","text_w_direction":"Ewwww!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27382,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"That's right. It is ew. It is very ew.","text_w_direction":"That's right. It is ew. It is very ew.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27383,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oscar, Kevin, this is my sister, Penny. She's also my maid of honor.","text_w_direction":"Oscar, Kevin, this is my sister, Penny. She's also my maid of honor.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27384,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Pleased to meet you.","text_w_direction":"Pleased to meet you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27385,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Penny","text":"I'm sorry, it's Kevin. I thought it was Gil?","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, it's Kevin. I thought it was Gil?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27386,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"She thought I was your boyfriend.","text_w_direction":"She thought I was your boyfriend.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27387,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"You thought I was dating this? What the hell is wrong with you?","text_w_direction":"You thought I was dating this? What the hell is wrong with you?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27388,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oscar, it was an honest mistake.","text_w_direction":"Oscar, it was an honest mistake.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27389,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Him? Him?","text_w_direction":"Him? Him?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27390,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Oscar, I would be proud to date you.","text_w_direction":"Oscar, I would be proud to date you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27391,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Penny","text":"I'm sorry.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27392,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"I'm not gay. I'm Kevin.","text_w_direction":"I'm not gay. I'm Kevin.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27393,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Penny","text":"Nice to meet you, Kevin.","text_w_direction":"Nice to meet you, Kevin.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27394,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27395,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"You owe me and apology.","text_w_direction":"You owe me and apology.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27396,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Penny","text":"I'm so sorry.","text_w_direction":"I'm so sorry.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27397,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Are you seeing anyone right now?","text_w_direction":"Are you seeing anyone right now?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27398,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"She has a boyfriend. He's out of town.","text_w_direction":"She has a boyfriend. He's out of town.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27399,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Cool.","text_w_direction":"Cool.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27400,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"I was the youngest VP in the company history.","text_w_direction":"[to a girl sitting next to him] I was the youngest VP in the company history.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27401,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"More recently, he worked in a bowling alley. Tell her one of your funny bowling alley stories.","text_w_direction":"More recently, he worked in a bowling alley. Tell her one of your funny bowling alley stories.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27402,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Um... also--","text_w_direction":"Um... also--","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27403,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"How did Meredith get put at the young people's table?","text_w_direction":"How did Meredith get put at the young people's table?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27404,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"She probably switched cards with someone. Like I did with Erin.","text_w_direction":"She probably switched cards with someone. Like I did with Erin.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27405,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"What? You're kid-- That's-- You're--","text_w_direction":"What? You're kid-- That's-- You're--","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27406,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Isabel","text":"Jim and Pam, I can't tell you how happy I am to be here.","text_w_direction":"Jim and Pam, I can't tell you how happy I am to be here.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27407,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Head table, where I belong.","text_w_direction":"Head table, where I belong.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27408,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"It's just for family.","text_w_direction":"It's just for family.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27409,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well, who's that one?","text_w_direction":"Well, who's that one?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27410,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Isabel Poreba. Oh, I've got stuff on her. In 1996 her tenth grade volleyball team went 10-2.","text_w_direction":"Isabel Poreba. Oh, I've got stuff on her. [laughs] In 1996 her tenth grade volleyball team went 10-2.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27411,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What am I supposed to do with that, Dwight?","text_w_direction":"What am I supposed to do with that, Dwight?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27412,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"That's a very good record.","text_w_direction":"That's a very good record.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27413,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pete","text":"Alright, so I'll be like, 'You're so sweet guys and so kind'.","text_w_direction":"Alright, so I'll be like, 'You're so sweet guys and so kind'.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27414,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Tom","text":"That's when I'll do the face, like-","text_w_direction":"That's when I'll do the face, like-","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27415,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pete","text":"Like, 'What? What?'. And then we'll just give him a little punch in the back and--","text_w_direction":"Like, 'What? What?'. And then we'll just give him a little punch in the back and--","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27416,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Tom","text":"A noogie?","text_w_direction":"A noogie?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27417,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pete","text":"You know what? Never too married for a noogie.","text_w_direction":"You know what? Never too married for a noogie.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27418,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"They have hilarious material and they are going to totally deliver it wrong. I would kill with the brother stuff. It should be me... up there. It should be me and Pete, not Pete and Tom.","text_w_direction":"They have hilarious material and they are going to totally deliver it wrong. I would kill with the brother stuff. It should be me... up there. It should be me and Pete, not Pete and Tom.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27419,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Tom","text":"Pam, you've got the greatest smile and you're body is really fine.","text_w_direction":"Pam, you've got the greatest smile and you're body is really fine.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27420,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pete","text":"Smoking.","text_w_direction":"Smoking.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27421,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Tom","text":"Hoping it'll make our wives take it up a notch.","text_w_direction":"Hoping it'll make our wives take it up a notch.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27422,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pete","text":"A little mo' cardio.","text_w_direction":"A little mo' cardio.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27423,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"That's not appropriate. Hello. Hi, everybody. I promised I wasn't gonna make a toast and I'm not going to. Just going to do a little free standing comedy and if at the end everybody wants to raise their glasses to Pam and Jim, then so be it. Hey, what is the deal with the Smart Car? How smart is that? Those things are tiny. Can you even drive them in traffic? 'I'm so smart. E=mc... squared. I drive a Smart Car.' That's not smart in my book. The real smart car is Kitt from Knight Rider.","text_w_direction":"That's not appropriate. Hello. Hi, everybody. I promised I wasn't gonna make a toast and I'm not going to. Just going to do a little free standing comedy and if at the end everybody wants to raise their glasses to Pam and Jim, then so be it. Hey, what is the deal with the Smart Car? How smart is that? Those things are tiny. Can you even drive them in traffic? 'I'm so smart. E=mc... squared. I drive a Smart Car.' That's not smart in my book. The real smart car is Kitt from Knight Rider.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27424,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Knight Rider.","text_w_direction":"Knight Rider.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27425,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"That's a car that can talk. Can Smart Car talk? Nope.","text_w_direction":"That's a car that can talk. Can Smart Car talk? Nope.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27426,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27427,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"That's not smart. And also, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.","text_w_direction":"That's not smart. And also, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. [no one is laughing]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27428,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Very smart.","text_w_direction":"Very smart.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27429,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"And... you... everybody can laugh. It doesn't have to just be the idiots. Everybody can laugh.","text_w_direction":"And... you... everybody can laugh. It doesn't have to just be the idiots. Everybody can laugh.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27430,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27431,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. Go ahead.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Go ahead.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27432,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Alright. Hey, everyone. Thanks for coming.","text_w_direction":"Alright. Hey, everyone. Thanks for coming.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27433,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pete","text":"Douche.","text_w_direction":"Douche.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27434,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Aw, thanks, Pete. That was really nice. I just want to say how happy we are that all of you are here tonight. And I want to especially thank those of you who traveled from far away to be here with us tonight... especially the Flordia cousins who, obviously, can't take a hint. Four years ago, I was just a guy who had a crush on a girl who had a boyfriend. And I had to do the hardest thing that I've ever had to do... which was just to wait. Uh, don't get me wrong. I flirted with her. Pam, I can now admit in front of my friends and family that I do know how to make a photo copy. Didn't need your help that many times. And do you remember how long it took you to teach me how to drive a stick?","text_w_direction":"Aw, thanks, Pete. That was really nice. I just want to say how happy we are that all of you are here tonight. And I want to especially thank those of you who traveled from far away to be here with us tonight... especially the Flordia cousins who, obviously, can't take a hint. [laughter] Four years ago, I was just a guy who had a crush on a girl who had a boyfriend. And I had to do the hardest thing that I've ever had to do... which was just to wait. Uh, don't get me wrong. I flirted with her. Pam, I can now admit in front of my friends and family that I do know how to make a photo copy. Didn't need your help that many times. And do you remember how long it took you to teach me how to drive a stick?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27435,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Like... a year.","text_w_direction":"Like... a year.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27436,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I've been driving stick since high school. So... yes. For a really long time that's all I had. I just had little moments with a girl who saw me as friend. And a lot of people told me I was crazy to wait this long for a date with a girl who I worked with, but I think even then I knew that... I was waiting for my wife. So... I would like to propose a toast. So if you'd all raise your glasses. Not Pam, for obvious reasons, but everyone else. If you would raise your glasses--","text_w_direction":"I've been driving stick since high school. So... yes. For a really long time that's all I had. I just had little moments with a girl who saw me as friend. And a lot of people told me I was crazy to wait this long for a date with a girl who I worked with, but I think even then I knew that... I was waiting for my wife. So... I would like to propose a toast. So if you'd all raise your glasses. Not Pam, for obvious reasons, but everyone else. If you would raise your glasses--","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27437,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Mema","text":"What's obvious? Why can't Pam drink?","text_w_direction":"What's obvious? Why can't Pam drink?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27438,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Pam can't drink? I didn't-- I shouldn't have said that. I don't know why I did. She can do whatever she wants, though she shouldn't. She shouldn't because she's an alcoholic. Pam is an alcoholic. That's not true. I-- no. What we want-- the real reason is that, that Pam's pregnant.","text_w_direction":"Pam can't drink? I didn't-- I shouldn't have said that. I don't know why I did. She can do whatever she wants, though she shouldn't. She shouldn't because she's an alcoholic. Pam is an alcoholic. That's not true. I-- no. What we want-- the real reason is that, that Pam's pregnant.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27439,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Ok. Ok. Hey. What I think Jim is trying to say is that... they had an accident and you know what? These two people, they're living together, they're having lots of consentual sex--","text_w_direction":"[clears throat] Ok. Ok. Hey. What I think Jim is trying to say is that... they had an accident and you know what? These two people, they're living together, they're having lots of consentual sex--","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27440,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Mema","text":"They were living together?","text_w_direction":"They were living together?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27441,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. Yes they were living together. Yes and you know what? You can't expect them to be careful every time. Because, frankly, it's just a different sensation.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Yes they were living together. Yes and you know what? You can't expect them to be careful every time. Because, frankly, it's just a different sensation.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27442,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27443,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"When you c-- well? Am I wrong? They say it's not different, but it's a different sensation.","text_w_direction":"When you c-- well? Am I wrong? They say it's not different, but it's a different sensation.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27444,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, my God. Please.","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God. Please.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27445,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"When you use something to block-- I think everybody knows what I am talking about. It's not necessarily different for the woman--","text_w_direction":"When you use something to block-- I think everybody knows what I am talking about. It's not necessarily different for the woman--","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27446,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27447,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"...but it's different for the-- ok. Ok.","text_w_direction":"...but it's different for the-- ok. Ok.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27448,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Michael. Stop.","text_w_direction":"Michael. Stop.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27449,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Alright. My point is I said what I wanted to say and Mema, I hope you heard every word.","text_w_direction":"Alright. My point is I said what I wanted to say and Mema, I hope you heard every word.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27450,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27451,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Jim.","text_w_direction":"Jim.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27452,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"To waiting.","text_w_direction":"To waiting.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27453,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Everyone","text":"To waiting.","text_w_direction":"[quiet and scattered] To waiting.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27454,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Mema","text":"I should have known. The hotels television set had a movie on called \"Bruno\" last night. The remote control had so darn many buttons on it, I couldn't turn it off. So I had to just sit there while it happened to me. I wondered, 'How could they pick such a hotel?' Hmmm. Now I know.","text_w_direction":"I should have known. The hotels television set had a movie on called \"Bruno\" last night. The remote control had so darn many buttons on it, I couldn't turn it off. So I had to just sit there while it happened to me. I wondered, 'How could they pick such a hotel?' Hmmm. Now I know.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27455,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Mema.","text_w_direction":"Mema.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27456,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"That was a little touch and go at first but I think we saved it.","text_w_direction":"That was a little touch and go at first but I think we saved it.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27457,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I can't believe it was me.","text_w_direction":"I can't believe it was me.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27458,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I know. I can't believe it was you, either. I actually think it takes a lot of pressure off of me.","text_w_direction":"I know. I can't believe it was you, either. I actually think it takes a lot of pressure off of me.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27459,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Is there something about being a manager that makes you say stupid things?","text_w_direction":"Is there something about being a manager that makes you say stupid things?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27460,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I have not found that to be the case.","text_w_direction":"I have not found that to be the case.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27461,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, smooth guys.","text_w_direction":"Hey, smooth guys.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27462,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I'm so sorry.","text_w_direction":"I'm so sorry.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27463,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Can you believe it? He screwed up, not me.","text_w_direction":"Can you believe it? He screwed up, not me.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27464,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Mema's not coming to the wedding. She's leaving tomorrow morning.","text_w_direction":"Mema's not coming to the wedding. She's leaving tomorrow morning.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27465,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, my God. Are you serious?","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God. Are you serious?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27466,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"There's gonna be a free room?","text_w_direction":"There's gonna be a free room?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27467,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hi, Mema. It's Michael.","text_w_direction":"Hi, Mema. It's Michael.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27468,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Mema","text":"Oh. You're that foul guy that kept talking about intercourse.","text_w_direction":"Oh. You're that foul guy that kept talking about intercourse.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27469,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. Yep. One in the same. May I?","text_w_direction":"Yes. Yep. One in the same. May I?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27470,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I am actually great with old women. In fact, for the longest time, my best friend was my grandma... and then she met Harriet and now she thinks she's better than everybody.","text_w_direction":"I am actually great with old women. In fact, for the longest time, my best friend was my grandma... and then she met Harriet and now she thinks she's better than everybody.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27471,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Mema","text":"I want to go to bed but I can't. I can't turn that television off.","text_w_direction":"I want to go to bed but I can't. I can't turn that television off.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27472,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh. Ok. Well... hook you up, there.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Ok. Well... hook you up, there. [turns off tv]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27473,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Mema","text":"Oh. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Thank you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27474,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You're welcome.","text_w_direction":"You're welcome.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27475,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Mema","text":"It was that horrible Charlie Rose.","text_w_direction":"It was that horrible Charlie Rose.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27476,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh. Isn't he terrible? May I? Here's the thing. Umm... Mema, I think you just need to chill out about this whole Pam getting pregnant thing. It's not 1890 anymore. It's modern day. And women have s*x before marriage and I think we need to celebrate that. And I know in your day she would be considered a whore but, now, women go out and they have s*x and they get wild and they take their tops off and they have pictures taken of them and we need to encouage them. That's part of life.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Isn't he terrible? May I? Here's the thing. Umm... Mema, I think you just need to chill out about this whole Pam getting pregnant thing. It's not 1890 anymore. It's modern day. And women have s*x before marriage and I think we need to celebrate that. And I know in your day she would be considered a whore but, now, women go out and they have s*x and they get wild and they take their tops off and they have pictures taken of them and we need to encouage them. That's part of life.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27477,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Mema","text":"People are like cats and dogs these days.","text_w_direction":"People are like cats and dogs these days.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27478,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Exactly.","text_w_direction":"Exactly.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27479,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Mema","text":"This used to be such a great country.","text_w_direction":"This used to be such a great country.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27480,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27481,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Mema","text":"I don't know what happened to it.","text_w_direction":"I don't know what happened to it.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27482,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"They're gonna name the baby after you, you know. They're gonna call it Mema.","text_w_direction":"They're gonna name the baby after you, you know. They're gonna call it Mema.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27483,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Mema","text":"You mean, Sylvia.","text_w_direction":"You mean, Sylvia.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27484,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, and if it's a boy they will call it Sylvio.","text_w_direction":"Yes, and if it's a boy they will call it Sylvio.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27485,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Partay. Room 639.","text_w_direction":"Partay. Room 639.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27486,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27487,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Chicks are gonna be off the hook. Guys, too, Oscar. Like Calvin Klein models.","text_w_direction":"Chicks are gonna be off the hook. Guys, too, Oscar. Like Calvin Klein models.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27488,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"That sounds epic. Can we bring anything?","text_w_direction":"That sounds epic. Can we bring anything?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27489,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Nothing. Except $40 for beer and any hot chicks you know. 'Cause that would help me deliver on some promises I made. Woo!","text_w_direction":"Nothing. Except $40 for beer and any hot chicks you know. 'Cause that would help me deliver on some promises I made. Woo!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27490,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"No one from the office has been to a real Bernard throw down.","text_w_direction":"No one from the office has been to a real Bernard throw down.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27491,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"If I was girl, I would seriously reconsdier coming to this party. But don't tell anyone that I said that, 'cause I want them to come.","text_w_direction":"If I was girl, I would seriously reconsdier coming to this party. But don't tell anyone that I said that, 'cause I want them to come.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27492,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"And where do you think you're going?","text_w_direction":"And where do you think you're going?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27493,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I was just going to go down to the hotel bar for a little bit.","text_w_direction":"I was just going to go down to the hotel bar for a little bit.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27494,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Well, why don't I just save you some time and kick you in the stomach instead?","text_w_direction":"Well, why don't I just save you some time and kick you in the stomach instead?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27495,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I just wanted to get out of my room for a little while.","text_w_direction":"I just wanted to get out of my room for a little while.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27496,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Mmm-hmm. Ok. I'll go with you. Come on.","text_w_direction":"Mmm-hmm. Ok. I'll go with you. Come on.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27497,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Nevermind.","text_w_direction":"[sighs] Nevermind.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27498,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Are you sure?","text_w_direction":"Are you sure?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27499,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27500,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"It'll be fun.","text_w_direction":"It'll be fun.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27501,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27502,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What are you wearing?","text_w_direction":"What are you wearing?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27503,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"What? It's a casual, social outfit.","text_w_direction":"What? It's a casual, social outfit.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27504,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Looks like you're going to a fish fry, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Looks like you're going to a fish fry, Dwight.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27505,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"No. They're howling at the moon. It's suggestive to women because of the howling during s*x.","text_w_direction":"No. They're howling at the moon. It's suggestive to women because of the howling during s*x.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27506,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Ok. That's not appropriate. Uncool. Uncool, Dwight. Ok. Ok. Come on. Let's go.","text_w_direction":"Ok. [Dwight howls] That's not appropriate. [Dwight continues howling] Uncool. Uncool, Dwight. [they both howl] Ok. Ok. Come on. Let's go. [both howl as they exit]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27507,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"It's a good idea.","text_w_direction":"It's a good idea.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27508,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"It's not a good idea. There's no such thing as a good hairpiece.","text_w_direction":"It's not a good idea. There's no such thing as a good hairpiece.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27509,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah. But that's easy enough for you to say, Oscar. You have that thick, beautiful, Chicano hair. So nice.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. But that's easy enough for you to say, Oscar. You have that thick, beautiful, Chicano hair. So nice.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27510,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm just worried about the farm, ya know? Mose hates to geld the horses by himself.","text_w_direction":"I'm just worried about the farm, ya know? Mose hates to geld the horses by himself.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27511,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight, Dwight. Shut up about the farm. It's not relatable. Nobody owns a farm.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, Dwight. Shut up about the farm. It's not relatable. Nobody owns a farm.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27512,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Isabel","text":"Wait. You're worried about your horses? That's cool. How many horses do you have?","text_w_direction":"Wait. You're worried about your horses? That's cool. How many horses do you have?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27513,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Nine and three-quarters.","text_w_direction":"Nine and three-quarters.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27514,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I invented a device called 'Burger on the Go'. It allows you to obtain 6 regular size hamburgers, or 12 sliders, from a horse without killing the animal. George Foreman is still considering it. Sharper Image is still considering it. Sky Mall's considering it. Hammacher Schlemer is still considering it. Sears said, 'No'.","text_w_direction":"I invented a device called 'Burger on the Go'. It allows you to obtain 6 regular size hamburgers, or 12 sliders, from a horse without killing the animal. George Foreman is still considering it. Sharper Image is still considering it. Sky Mall's considering it. Hammacher Schlemer is still considering it. Sears said, 'No'.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27515,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Toy Story, Finding Nemo, Up. I ball the entire time. I can not watch Pixar.","text_w_direction":"[talking to an attractive woman] Toy Story, Finding Nemo, Up. I ball the entire time. I can not watch Pixar.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27516,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27517,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27518,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Drop this one. Abort.","text_w_direction":"Drop this one. Abort.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27519,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27520,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I found twins.","text_w_direction":"I found twins.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27521,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, my God. Twins. I'm sorry. You understand. Nice to meet you.","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God. Twins. I'm sorry. You understand. Nice to meet you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27522,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Aren't they magnificent?","text_w_direction":"Aren't they magnificent?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27523,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"They're men, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"They're men, Dwight.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27524,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I love finding a good set of twins.","text_w_direction":"I love finding a good set of twins.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27525,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Something is wrong with you.","text_w_direction":"Something is wrong with you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27526,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Go Meredith. Nice moves.","text_w_direction":"[everyone is dancing] Go Meredith. Nice moves.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27527,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"You call that a robot? Try being more robotic, ok? Like this.","text_w_direction":"You call that a robot? Try being more robotic, ok? Like this.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27528,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Lame! What else you got, Andy?","text_w_direction":"Lame! What else you got, Andy?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27529,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"How about a little bit of this.","text_w_direction":"How about a little bit of this.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27530,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Oh yeah. What else you got?","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah. What else you got?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27531,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"What else you got?","text_w_direction":"What else you got?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27532,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Did someone change my name to Baskin Robbin? Because I feel like a banana split. Woo!","text_w_direction":"Did someone change my name to Baskin Robbin? Because I feel like a banana split. Woo! [Andy does a split and screams out in pain]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27533,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"What else you got?","text_w_direction":"What else you got?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27534,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be fine. Pam's here. Pam?","text_w_direction":"It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be fine. Pam's here. [knocks on Pam's door] Pam? [knocks again]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27535,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I was dancing and I did a split and I landed on my car keys in my pocket.","text_w_direction":"I was dancing and I did a split and I landed on my car keys in my pocket.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27536,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27537,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I tore my scrotum. I need you to take me to the hospital.","text_w_direction":"I tore my scrotum. I need you to take me to the hospital.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27538,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Andy, I am getting married in 8 hours.","text_w_direction":"Andy, I am getting married in 8 hours.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27539,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Everyone else is too drunk. Just don't let me die here.","text_w_direction":"Everyone else is too drunk. Just don't let me die here.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27540,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, hey! Where are you? Can you take Andy to the hospital?","text_w_direction":"[on the phone] Hey, hey! Where are you? Can you take Andy to the hospital?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27541,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"[over phone] What?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27542,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"He tore his scrotum dancing.","text_w_direction":"He tore his scrotum dancing.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27543,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"[over phone] What?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27544,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"He is in my room icing his balls.","text_w_direction":"He is in my room icing his balls.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27545,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"[over phone] What?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27546,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Please stop saying what. Can you take him?","text_w_direction":"Please stop saying what. Can you take him?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27547,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Look, I would so take him in any other circumstance, but I'm pretty certain I'm completely wasted.","text_w_direction":"Look, I would so take him in any other circumstance, but I'm pretty certain I'm completely wasted.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27548,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Your brothers took you out drinking?","text_w_direction":"Your brothers took you out drinking?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27549,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Uh...","text_w_direction":"Uh...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27550,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Is that Pam? Hey, have her come out! Have her come out! It would be like Coyote Ugly.","text_w_direction":"[over phone] Is that Pam? Hey, have her come out! Have her come out! It would be like Coyote Ugly.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27551,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"That's Michael. You're out with Michael?","text_w_direction":"That's Michael. You're out with Michael?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27552,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"And Dwight.","text_w_direction":"[over phone] And Dwight.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27553,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey-O!","text_w_direction":"[over phone] Hey-O!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27554,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Pam, it just happened.","text_w_direction":"Pam, it just happened.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27555,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, fine. I'll take him.","text_w_direction":"Okay, fine. I'll take him.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27556,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I love you. Okay, I gotta--I gotta go!","text_w_direction":"I love you. Okay, I gotta--I gotta go!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27557,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I love you!","text_w_direction":"[over phone] I love you! [laughs]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27558,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Are you pushing me off the phone?","text_w_direction":"Are you pushing me off the phone?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27559,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No. Let's talk for a long time.","text_w_direction":"No. Let's talk for a long time.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27560,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Goodbye.","text_w_direction":"Goodbye. [hangs up phone]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27561,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Mmm! It's after midnight.","text_w_direction":"Mmm! It's after midnight. [points at Jim]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27562,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael and Dwight","text":"You're married. He's married!","text_w_direction":"You're married. [hugs Jim] He's married!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27563,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Congratulations.","text_w_direction":"Congratulations.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27564,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"That's not how that works.","text_w_direction":"That's not how that works.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27565,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh my goodness.","text_w_direction":"Oh my goodness.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27566,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh my God. You're not going to be able to talk back.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God. You're not going to be able to talk back.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27567,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"You'll have Pam to answer to.","text_w_direction":"You'll have Pam to answer to.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27568,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"She'll be sitting home saying, \"Jim... take the baby to the zoo cause I want to sit at home and eat bon-bons.\" \"And... and clip my toenails.\"","text_w_direction":"She'll be sitting home saying, \"Jim... take the baby to the zoo cause I want to sit at home and eat bon-bons.\" [Dwight laughs] \"And... and clip my toenails.\"","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27569,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"\"Jim... hey why don't you braid my hair. I want to watch TV.\"","text_w_direction":"\"Jim... hey why don't you braid my hair. I want to watch TV.\"","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27570,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Now you sound like Kermit.","text_w_direction":"Now you sound like Kermit.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27571,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Are you sure this is the right way?","text_w_direction":"Are you sure this is the right way?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27572,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Nope. I, like you, have never been here before.","text_w_direction":"Nope. I, like you, have never been here before.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27573,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Well, at least slow down a little bit because every little bump in the road is major pain on... my scrotum.","text_w_direction":"Well, at least slow down a little bit because every little bump in the road is major pain on... my scrotum.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27574,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Look, I'm not the one who asked you to do a split when you've never done one before.","text_w_direction":"Look, I'm not the one who asked you to do a split when you've never done one before.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27575,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I was trying to liven things up a little bit. I was kinda doing your job so--","text_w_direction":"I was trying to liven things up a little bit. I was kinda doing your job so--","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27576,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"My job? My job is to get married in the morning. That's my job.","text_w_direction":"My job? My job is to get married in the morning. That's my job.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27577,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Well it's also to make sure that we have a great time at your stupid wedding, so--","text_w_direction":"Well it's also to make sure that we have a great time at your stupid wedding, so--","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27578,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Ow, ow!","text_w_direction":"[Pam swerves the car back and forth] Ow, ow!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27579,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I spent the night with the bride the night before the wedding. Ah yeah. She stepped on my hand on her way to the bathroom.","text_w_direction":"[snickers] I spent the night with the bride the night before the wedding. Ah yeah. She stepped on my hand on her way to the bathroom.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27580,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Andy, did I dream that you were crying through the night?","text_w_direction":"Andy, did I dream that you were crying through the night?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27581,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"No. No that was real.","text_w_direction":"No. No that was real.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27582,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Why don't you take a picture. It'll last longer. God. Can't I get a little privacy?","text_w_direction":"[folding his pants on top of the ice machine, man walks in with ice bucket] Why don't you take a picture. It'll last longer. God. Can't I get a little privacy?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27583,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Hotel Employee","text":"Good morning. How can I help you?","text_w_direction":"[Kevin rings bell at the front desk] Good morning. How can I help you?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27584,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"I left a pair of dress shoes in a bag outside my door last night to be cleaned at polished, but they haven't been returned yet.","text_w_direction":"I left a pair of dress shoes in a bag outside my door last night to be cleaned at polished, but they haven't been returned yet.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27585,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Hotel Employee","text":"You must be Mr. Malone. One moment please.","text_w_direction":"You must be Mr. Malone. One moment please.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27586,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27587,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Hotel Employee","text":"Sir. It's the man with the shoes.","text_w_direction":"[whispers to manager] Sir. It's the man with the shoes.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27588,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Hotel Manager","text":"Mr. Malone. Your shoes are gone.","text_w_direction":"Mr. Malone. Your shoes are gone.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27589,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"They were stolen?","text_w_direction":"They were stolen?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27590,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Hotel Manager","text":"No. Destroyed.","text_w_direction":"No. Destroyed.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27591,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27592,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Hotel Manager","text":"The bag was opened by our shoe shine and the smell overcame him. I too smelled them and made the choice that they must be thrown away. Incinerated actually.","text_w_direction":"The bag was opened by our shoe shine and the smell overcame him. I too smelled them and made the choice that they must be thrown away. Incinerated actually.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27593,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"But that was my only pair of shoes.","text_w_direction":"But that was my only pair of shoes.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27594,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Hotel Manager","text":"It became a safety issue, sir.","text_w_direction":"It became a safety issue, sir.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27595,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Well... well damn-it.","text_w_direction":"Well... well damn-it.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27596,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Hotel Employee","text":"I can offer you a complimentary breakfast.","text_w_direction":"I can offer you a complimentary breakfast.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27597,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27598,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"You have everything?","text_w_direction":"[walking out of hotel room with a woman] You have everything?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27599,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Isabel","text":"Hmm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Hmm-hmm.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27600,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Cell phone? Charger?","text_w_direction":"Cell phone? Charger?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27601,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Isabel","text":"Yeah. So you sure you don't want breakfast? It's the most important meal of the day.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. So you sure you don't want breakfast? It's the most important meal of the day.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27602,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"It really is. I'm not hungry. I ate a whole bunch of sunflower seeds after you went to sleep. And besides, I wouldn't want to take you away from Pam on the morning of her wedding. She needs you Isabel.","text_w_direction":"It really is. I'm not hungry. I ate a whole bunch of sunflower seeds after you went to sleep. And besides, I wouldn't want to take you away from Pam on the morning of her wedding. She needs you Isabel.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27603,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Isabel","text":"That's really sweet, Dwight. So I'll see you at the wedding?","text_w_direction":"That's really sweet, Dwight. So I'll see you at the wedding?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27604,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"You know it.","text_w_direction":"You know it.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27605,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Isabel","text":"K.","text_w_direction":"K. [they kiss]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27606,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, get out of here.","text_w_direction":"Okay, get out of here.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27607,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Isabel","text":"Bye.","text_w_direction":"Bye.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27608,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27609,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, good morning. It's about damn time. I haven't gone to the bathroom in a day and a half. Oh my God, Dwight. This room is a pit.","text_w_direction":"[passes Isabel] Hey, good morning. [to Dwight] It's about damn time. I haven't gone to the bathroom in a day and a half. [walks into hotel room] Oh my God, Dwight. This room is a pit.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27610,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Really? I hadn't noticed. Too busy knocking boots.","text_w_direction":"[lays on bed] Really? I hadn't noticed. Too busy knocking boots.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27611,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"How can you eat like that?","text_w_direction":"[watching Dwight eat breakfast] How can you eat like that?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27612,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm ravenous after a night of love making. You?","text_w_direction":"I'm ravenous after a night of love making. You?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27613,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, I'm hungry, but I'm not going to make a pig out of myself.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I'm hungry, but I'm not going to make a pig out of myself.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27614,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, what was she like?","text_w_direction":"Hey, what was she like?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27615,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"She was cute. You know? She was hot. She was very hot. She made love like a tiger.","text_w_direction":"She was cute. You know? She was hot. She was very hot. She made love like a tiger.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27616,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Brides side or grooms side? Or townie?","text_w_direction":"Brides side or grooms side? Or townie?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27617,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"She was from Europe.","text_w_direction":"She was from Europe.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27618,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"No kidding.","text_w_direction":"No kidding.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27619,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Uh-huh.","text_w_direction":"Uh-huh.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27620,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I bet she had hairy armpits.","text_w_direction":"I bet she had hairy armpits.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27621,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27622,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Isabel was nice, but I hope she doesn't think this is going anywhere.","text_w_direction":"Isabel was nice, but I hope she doesn't think this is going anywhere.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27623,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Wait a second. You're not into her? Are you kidding me?","text_w_direction":"Wait a second. You're not into her? Are you kidding me?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27624,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27625,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"She's Pam's best friend. You guys could double date. Swap maybe?","text_w_direction":"She's Pam's best friend. You guys could double date. Swap maybe?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27626,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh please. Put a gun in my mouth.","text_w_direction":"Oh please. Put a gun in my mouth.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27627,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No... you're crazy.","text_w_direction":"No... you're crazy.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27628,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Look. She's a dental hygienist from Carbondale and she makes love like one. She's a bumpkin. Pass.","text_w_direction":"Look. She's a dental hygienist from Carbondale and she makes love like one. She's a bumpkin. Pass.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27629,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"She's-- okay. Do you know how hard it is to be a hygienist? You have to take x-rays. You have to scrape the plaque off of people's teeth. You have to tell kids when to spit and make sure they're not scared when the dentist comes in. It-- it--","text_w_direction":"She's-- okay. Do you know how hard it is to be a hygienist? You have to take x-rays. You have to scrape the plaque off of people's teeth. You have to tell kids when to spit and make sure they're not scared when the dentist comes in. It-- it--","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27630,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"You should ask her out.","text_w_direction":"You should ask her out.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27631,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I already have my European girlfriend.","text_w_direction":"[stands up and walks away] I already have my European girlfriend.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27632,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"If your hat hits me in the face one more time--","text_w_direction":"If your hat hits me in the face one more time--","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27633,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"That's funny. Your wife loved this hat the last time she saw it.","text_w_direction":"That's funny. Your wife loved this hat the last time she saw it. [glares at Stanley's date]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27634,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Oh my God.","text_w_direction":"[sees Kevin's toupee] Oh my God.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27635,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Oh...","text_w_direction":"Oh...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27636,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Oscar. Angela.","text_w_direction":"Oscar. Angela.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27637,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Are you in a lot of pain?","text_w_direction":"Are you in a lot of pain?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27638,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Oh cause of last night? No way. Reports have been exaggerated. Weddings make me very emotional. I um--I just have that side to me.","text_w_direction":"Oh cause of last night? No way. Reports have been exaggerated. Weddings make me very emotional. I um--I just have that side to me.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27639,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"People say you cry all the time.","text_w_direction":"People say you cry all the time.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27640,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Well that's not--","text_w_direction":"Well that's not--","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27641,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Crotch injuries are the worst. You don't need to tell me.","text_w_direction":"Crotch injuries are the worst. You don't need to tell me.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27642,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I wasn't telling you.","text_w_direction":"I wasn't telling you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27643,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Is there still something there?","text_w_direction":"Is there still something there?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27644,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Excuse me?","text_w_direction":"Excuse me?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27645,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"It didn't get torn off?","text_w_direction":"It didn't get torn off?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27646,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"No, it didn't--nothing got torn off. Who told you that?","text_w_direction":"No, it didn't--nothing got torn off. Who told you that?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27647,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I may have told some people that. I'm nervous. I'm about to get married.","text_w_direction":"I may have told some people that. I'm nervous. I'm about to get married.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27648,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"If you want to sit on this-- I was thinking the wood might be too hard on your damaged pen1s. Make it softer.","text_w_direction":"If you want to sit on this-- [hands Andy her wrap] I was thinking the wood might be too hard on your damaged pen1s. Make it softer.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27649,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"It was my scrotum. Um, and it was. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"It was my scrotum. Um, and it was. Thank you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27650,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, here we go. They asked for cash, but you know... I give them cash every week, so-- how much cash does a person need? I have taken it upon myself to do something a little more special. I have painted a portrait of the two of them from memory. And I have another one of them in the nude. But that one is for me.","text_w_direction":"Oh, here we go. They asked for cash, but you know... I give them cash every week, so-- how much cash does a person need? I have taken it upon myself to do something a little more special. I have painted a portrait of the two of them from memory. [holds up painting] And I have another one of them in the nude. But that one is for me.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27651,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I got them a set of turtle boiling pots, a shell hammer and bibs.","text_w_direction":"I got them a set of turtle boiling pots, a shell hammer and bibs.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27652,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Penny","text":"Is it zipping over your belly? Don't squish the baby.","text_w_direction":"Is it zipping over your belly? Don't squish the baby.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27653,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Thank you weirdo.","text_w_direction":"Thank you weirdo.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27654,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam's mom","text":"everybody see Kristie's stupid blonde extensions? It's like they were made from a plastic broom.","text_w_direction":"everybody see Kristie's stupid blonde extensions? It's like they were made from a plastic broom.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27655,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, here I come.","text_w_direction":"Okay, here I come. [walks out in her wedding dress]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27656,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam's mom","text":"Oh darling! You look beautiful.","text_w_direction":"Oh darling! You look beautiful.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27657,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Thanks mom.","text_w_direction":"Thanks mom.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27658,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam's mom","text":"Oh, I hope he deserves you.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I hope he deserves you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27659,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"He does.","text_w_direction":"He does.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27660,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam's mom","text":"Are you sure? Remember you don't have to do this. You don't.","text_w_direction":"Are you sure? Remember you don't have to do this. You don't.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27661,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Penny","text":"Mom, you're totally projecting. You're being a drag.","text_w_direction":"Mom, you're totally projecting. You're being a drag.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27662,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Yes. Thank you, mom.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Thank you, mom.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27663,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Isabel","text":"Hey, I'm going to go outside and talk to Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Hey, I'm going to go outside and talk to Dwight.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27664,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Okay great. Yeah, I'll see you in a second. Wait, what? Oh! Oh no!","text_w_direction":"Okay great. [Isabel kisses her cheek] Yeah, I'll see you in a second. [pauses] Wait, what? [tries to follow, but veil gets caught on wall and tears] Oh! Oh no!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27665,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"[answers cell phone] Hey!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27666,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Can you come here please?","text_w_direction":"Can you come here please?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27667,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Is this allowed?","text_w_direction":"Is this allowed?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27668,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"No. No, but I'm allowing it. Just come here.","text_w_direction":"No. No, but I'm allowing it. Just come here.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27669,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"That was an intelligent comment.","text_w_direction":"[talking to a woman] That was an intelligent comment.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27670,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Isabel","text":"Hello stranger. How do I look?","text_w_direction":"Hello stranger. How do I look?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27671,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh. Fine. Isabel, nice to see you. What do you want?","text_w_direction":"Oh. Fine. Isabel, [holds out hand] nice to see you. What do you want?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27672,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Isabel","text":"Um... nothing. Anymore.","text_w_direction":"Um... [shakes head] nothing. Anymore.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27673,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"So, uh tell me again the difference between Filene's and Filene's basement.","text_w_direction":"[turns back to other woman] So, uh tell me again the difference between Filene's and Filene's basement.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27674,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, hey... He's not sitting with me either. Where are you sitting? You need a seat buddy?","text_w_direction":"[to Isabel] Hey, hey... He's not sitting with me either. Where are you sitting? You need a seat buddy?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27675,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Isabel","text":"I'm standing. I'm a bridesmaid.","text_w_direction":"I'm standing. I'm a bridesmaid.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27676,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, I wish I was a bridesmaid. Where am I gonna go?","text_w_direction":"Oh, I wish I was a bridesmaid. Where am I gonna go?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27677,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27678,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Wow. You look--","text_w_direction":"Wow. You look--","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27679,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Terrible.","text_w_direction":"Terrible.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27680,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"So beautiful. Hey--","text_w_direction":"So beautiful. [Pam's starts to cry. Jim pulls up chair to sit next to her] Hey--","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27681,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"My veil tore. I knew when we were getting married and I'm five months pregnant that I'm not going to be able to wear the dress that I always wanted or high heels--","text_w_direction":"My veil tore. I knew when we were getting married and I'm five months pregnant that I'm not going to be able to wear the dress that I always wanted or high heels--","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27682,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Hey. You look just as I imagined you would. Pam, you're so pretty.","text_w_direction":"[takes her hand] Hey. You look just as I imagined you would. Pam, you're so pretty.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27683,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"[sighs] Thank you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27684,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"And who cares? It's a stupid veil, right?","text_w_direction":"And who cares? It's a stupid veil, right?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27685,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"No, this was the one thing I was supposed to be able to control, was this veil and--","text_w_direction":"No, this was the one thing I was supposed to be able to control, was this veil and-- [Jim cuts off half his tie]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27686,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"There. Now we're even.","text_w_direction":"There. Now we're even. [Pam laughs and mimes taking a picture, they kiss]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27687,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Everyone's driving me crazy. I know way too much about Andy's scrotum. And my mom won't stop freaking out about my dad's new girlfriend. This is supposed to be our wedding day. Why did we invite all these people?","text_w_direction":"[sighs] Everyone's driving me crazy. I know way too much about Andy's scrotum. [Jim chuckles] And my mom won't stop freaking out about my dad's new girlfriend. [sighs] This is supposed to be our wedding day. Why did we invite all these people?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27688,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"I think Pam ran away because she knew deep down she wouldn't be a good wife.","text_w_direction":"I think Pam ran away because she knew deep down she wouldn't be a good wife.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27689,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27690,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"[to Kevin who is bouncing up and down] What are you doing?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27691,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"I'm trying to decide if I have time to pee.","text_w_direction":"I'm trying to decide if I have time to pee.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27692,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"How long do you take to pee?","text_w_direction":"How long do you take to pee?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27693,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"The peeing is fast, Oscar. It's getting my tie back on.","text_w_direction":"The peeing is fast, Oscar. It's getting my tie back on.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27694,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hey. Hi. Do you--would you have a snack in your purse? You're a mom. I just figured you might have--","text_w_direction":"[to Pam's mom] Hey. Hi. Do you--would you have a snack in your purse? You're a mom. I just figured you might have--","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27695,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam's mom","text":"Oh, yeah--","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah--[hands Michael a snack]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27696,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh! Eww... apricot. Do you have any of the Very Berry or Ocean Splash or--","text_w_direction":"Oh! Eww... apricot. Do you have any of the Very Berry or Ocean Splash or--","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27697,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam's mom","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27698,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh... okay. Were you saving it?","text_w_direction":"Oh... okay. Were you saving it?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27699,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam's mom","text":"Oh, no, no, no. That's okay. I was just--I've had a very rough weekend.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, no, no. That's okay. I was just--I've had a very rough weekend.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27700,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I'm sorry. Ugh. Apricot. Made of real apes.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry. [puts food in his mouth] Ugh. Apricot. Made of real apes.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27701,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Do you think they canceled the wedding?","text_w_direction":"Do you think they canceled the wedding?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27702,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Relax. You'll get your shot at Jim. Those two treat the whole office like a 1970's key party.","text_w_direction":"Relax. You'll get your shot at Jim. Those two treat the whole office like a 1970's key party.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27703,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"my weekend was bad so far.","text_w_direction":"my weekend was bad so far.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27704,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam's mom","text":"Oh--","text_w_direction":"Oh--","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27705,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I came here hoping to meet somebody. You know, as you do at weddings. End up going to sleep by the vending machine. It was loud, but it was warm.","text_w_direction":"I came here hoping to meet somebody. You know, as you do at weddings. End up going to sleep by the vending machine. It was loud, but it was warm.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27706,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam's mom","text":"Oh that sounds awful.","text_w_direction":"Oh that sounds awful.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27707,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"And... and the love of my life is dating somebody else.","text_w_direction":"And... and the love of my life is dating somebody else.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27708,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam's mom","text":"Oh--","text_w_direction":"Oh--","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27709,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"It is a terrible year for love.","text_w_direction":"It is a terrible year for love.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27710,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam's mom","text":"Yeah. Guess it is.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Guess it is.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27711,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I'm thinking about having my sperm frozen.","text_w_direction":"I'm thinking about having my sperm frozen.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27712,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Tom Halpert","text":"Excuse me, are you Michael Scott?","text_w_direction":"Excuse me, are you Michael Scott?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27713,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michel","text":"Um, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Um, yeah.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27714,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Tom","text":"Heard you might have a whoopee cushion on you.","text_w_direction":"Heard you might have a whoopee cushion on you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27715,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pete Halpert","text":"Sisters in the can and we totally want to get her when she comes back.","text_w_direction":"Sisters in the can and we totally want to get her when she comes back.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27716,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, wow. That sounds hilarious. I do actually. There you go. Use it in good health.","text_w_direction":"Oh, wow. That sounds hilarious. I do actually. [pulls whoopee cushion out of pocket and hands it to them] There you go. Use it in good health.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27717,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Tom and Pete","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"[laughing] Yes!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27718,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. What is the etiquette on taking the gifts? Can you only take your own back or is it a whatever you can carry type of thing?","text_w_direction":"Whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. What is the etiquette on taking the gifts? Can you only take your own back or is it a whatever you can carry type of thing?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27719,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"Anyone have anything they want to trade for a toaster?","text_w_direction":"Anyone have anything they want to trade for a toaster?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27720,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, oh, does it have slots for hot dogs?","text_w_direction":"Oh, oh, does it have slots for hot dogs?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27721,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27722,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Who would want it?","text_w_direction":"Who would want it?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27723,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Guys, maybe we should wait a little more time before we start grabbing boxes.","text_w_direction":"Guys, maybe we should wait a little more time before we start grabbing boxes.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27724,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Toby.","text_w_direction":"Toby.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27725,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27726,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I'd like to lodge a formal complaint against Jim for making us wait for over an hour.","text_w_direction":"I'd like to lodge a formal complaint against Jim for making us wait for over an hour.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27727,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"","text_w_direction":"[sighs]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27728,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Crap. Come here you.","text_w_direction":"[looks over and sees hole in his present] Crap. [sees turtle on the ground, goes over and picks it up] Come here you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27729,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Well I guess this weddings not going to happen. I wonder if this is it for them.","text_w_direction":"Well I guess this weddings not going to happen. I wonder if this is it for them. [Jim and Pam walk in laughing]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27730,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam's dad","text":"Hey. What happened?","text_w_direction":"Hey. What happened?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27731,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Where were you guys? Do you know how long I've been waiting here?","text_w_direction":"Where were you guys? Do you know how long I've been waiting here?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27732,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Well we are here now, so let's just--","text_w_direction":"Well we are here now, so let's just--","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27733,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes! Yes! I have so much joy... in my heart... right now. How do I look?","text_w_direction":"[walks up] Yes! Yes! I have so much joy... in my heart... right now. How do I look?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27734,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"You look great.","text_w_direction":"You look great.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27735,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"You look great.","text_w_direction":"You look great.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27736,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Tom","text":"Wear a tie much?","text_w_direction":"[looks at Jim's cut tie] Wear a tie much?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27737,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Penny","text":"I begged them not to.","text_w_direction":"[music starts playing and people start dancing down the isle] I begged them not to.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27738,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27739,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Penny","text":"I know you specifically put this song on your Do Not Play list.","text_w_direction":"I know you specifically put this song on your Do Not Play list.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27740,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Yes I did.","text_w_direction":"Yes I did.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27741,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Penny","text":"I'm sorry.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27742,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Go ahead. I think it's your turn.","text_w_direction":"[smiles] Go ahead. I think it's your turn.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27743,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Penny","text":"Wait, what happened? You're okay with this?","text_w_direction":"Wait, what happened? You're okay with this?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27744,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, I'm okay.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I'm okay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27745,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Penny","text":"Okay then!","text_w_direction":"Okay then! [takes flower girl to dance down the isle]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27746,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hey Pam, did you see this? It was on You Tube.","text_w_direction":"Hey Pam, did you see this? It was on You Tube.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27747,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Saw it.","text_w_direction":"Saw it.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27748,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I bought those boat tickets the day I saw that You Tube video. I knew we'd need a back-up plan. The boat was actually Plan C. The church was Plan B and Plan A was marrying her a long, long time ago. Pretty much the day I met her.","text_w_direction":"I bought those boat tickets the day I saw that You Tube video. I knew we'd need a back-up plan. The boat was actually Plan C. The church was Plan B and Plan A was marrying her a long, long time ago. Pretty much the day I met her.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27749,"season":6,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Niagara (Parts 1&2)","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels;Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"What an awesome party. The best wedding I've ever been too. I got six numbers. One more would have been a complete telephone number. This was epic. My Kleenex shoes were a huge conversation piece, but man my dogs are barking. Whoo. My feet were so sweaty I can't even feel the cold. What a lovely hotel.","text_w_direction":"What an awesome party. The best wedding I've ever been too. I got six numbers. One more would have been a complete telephone number. This was epic. My Kleenex shoes were a huge conversation piece, but man my dogs are barking. [sticks his feet into the hotel ice machine] Whoo. My feet were so sweaty I can't even feel the cold. What a lovely hotel.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3579,"air_date":"2009-10-08"}
{"index":27750,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"The fundamentals of business. The funda-mentals of business. \"Mental\" is part of the word, I have underlined it. Because you're mental, if you don't have a good time. You have to enjoy it.","text_w_direction":"The fundamentals of business. The funda-mentals of business. \"Mental\" is part of the word, I have underlined it. Because you're mental, if you don't have a good time. You have to enjoy it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27751,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Toby","text":"Well the \"fun\" is in it.","text_w_direction":"Well the \"fun\" is in it. [conference room group chimes agreement.]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27752,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Get out.","text_w_direction":"Get out.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27753,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Toby","text":"Yeah, I know.","text_w_direction":"[halfway out] Yeah, I know.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27754,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. So, it all starts with a handshake. But you can't just go right to the selling, you need \"small talk.\" What topics can you use for small talk?","text_w_direction":"Yes. So, it all starts with a handshake. But you can't just go right to the selling, you need \"small talk.\" What topics can you use for small talk?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27755,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Golf.","text_w_direction":"Golf.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27756,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Mmhm.","text_w_direction":"Mmhm.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27757,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Stock market.","text_w_direction":"Stock market.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27758,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Mmhm.","text_w_direction":"Mmhm.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27759,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Dave Matthews.","text_w_direction":"Dave Matthews.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27760,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, what else?","text_w_direction":"Yes, what else?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27761,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Creed","text":"Uh, small things. Peas, ball bearings, dimes...","text_w_direction":"Uh, small things. Peas, ball bearings, dimes...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27762,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27763,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Meredith","text":"The weekend!","text_w_direction":"The weekend!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27764,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah! That's good! Come on up! Meredith, come up here. Let's do a little something. So Meredith and I have just started conversing and I will say, \"So Meredith, how was your weekend, what did you do?\"","text_w_direction":"Yeah! That's good! Come on up! Meredith, come up here. Let's do a little something. So Meredith and I have just started conversing and I will say, \"So Meredith, how was your weekend, what did you do?\"","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27765,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Meredith","text":"Well I caught my son taking a dump on the upper part of the toilet.","text_w_direction":"Well I caught my son taking a dump on the upper part of the toilet.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27766,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"All right...","text_w_direction":"All right...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27767,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Meredith","text":"He calls it an upper decker.","text_w_direction":"He calls it an upper decker.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27768,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, okay. God. What you people don't know about business, I could fill a book with.","text_w_direction":"Okay, okay. God. What you people don't know about business, I could fill a book with.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27769,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"Then do it.","text_w_direction":"Then do it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27770,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27771,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"Write a book.","text_w_direction":"Write a book.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27772,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"The fundamentals of business by Michael Scott. Over one billion sold. More than the Bible, I'm not surprised. Chapter one. The businessman...","text_w_direction":"[into mini recorder] The fundamentals of business by Michael Scott. Over one billion sold. More than the Bible, I'm not surprised. Chapter one. The businessman...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27773,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"Mr. Grotti, this is Michael Scott. He's the person you should talk to.","text_w_direction":"[Michael walks in office, man waits on couch] Mr. Grotti, this is Michael Scott. He's the person you should talk to.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27774,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Oh hi. I'm sorry, just a sec. Erin, you're supposed to be the gatekeeper, do you have any idea how valuable my time is?","text_w_direction":"Oh hi. I'm sorry, just a sec. [whispers] Erin, you're supposed to be the gatekeeper, do you have any idea how valuable my time is?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27775,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"In your schedule it just says nine til noon is \"creative space\" and I thought this could be part of that.","text_w_direction":"In your schedule it just says nine til noon is \"creative space\" and I thought this could be part of that.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27776,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Do you know how creative space works? Okay I just cancelled my afternoon.","text_w_direction":"Do you know how creative space works? Okay I just cancelled my afternoon.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27777,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"You don't have anything in the afternoon. It just says \"free play.\"","text_w_direction":"You don't have anything in the afternoon. It just says \"free play.\"","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27778,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Push free play til tomorrow morning. Hi. Sorry. Crazy day. You're seeing how the sausage gets made.","text_w_direction":"Push free play til tomorrow morning. [to Grotti] Hi. Sorry. Crazy day. You're seeing how the sausage gets made.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27779,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Grotti","text":"Ah.","text_w_direction":"Ah.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27780,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Come in the conference room and I will show you a finished sausage.","text_w_direction":"Come in the conference room and I will show you a finished sausage.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27781,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Grotti","text":"As a manager of business, you have a lot of pride.","text_w_direction":"As a manager of business, you have a lot of pride.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27782,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Mmhm.","text_w_direction":"Mmhm.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27783,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Grotti","text":"But you also got a lot of responsibility","text_w_direction":"But you also got a lot of responsibility","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27784,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27785,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Grotti","text":"None greater perhaps, than your need to be sure, that your small or large business is secure in the event of a covered loss.","text_w_direction":"None greater perhaps, than your need to be sure, that your small or large business is secure in the event of a covered loss.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27786,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27787,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"There is nothing more insulting to a great salesman, than having to listen to a bad salesman. It's like a great basketball player having to listen to a bad basketball player.","text_w_direction":"There is nothing more insulting to a great salesman, than having to listen to a bad salesman. It's like a great basketball player having to listen to a bad basketball player.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27788,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Jim's gone on his honeymoon. So I started borrowing his office to fart in. Then one day I came in and I just stayed. Cause this place is awesome. It feels like home now. Even better than my home. My home sucks.","text_w_direction":"Jim's gone on his honeymoon. So I started borrowing his office to fart in. Then one day I came in and I just stayed. Cause this place is awesome. It feels like home now. Even better than my home. My home sucks.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27789,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"What do you think?","text_w_direction":"What do you think?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27790,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"I think you're right. It definitely looks suspicious. And his southern Italian heritage raises some flags.","text_w_direction":"I think you're right. It definitely looks suspicious. And his southern Italian heritage raises some flags.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27791,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Grotti","text":"God forbid you... should have a fire in the warehouse.","text_w_direction":"God forbid you... should have a fire in the warehouse.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27792,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Oh yup. Yeah, definitely. All that paper burning up.","text_w_direction":"Oh yup. Yeah, definitely. All that paper burning up.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27793,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Grotti","text":"Yeah, and a truck, goes off the side of the road, there's injury.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, and a truck, goes off the side of the road, there's injury.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27794,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Mmhm, I hear you. The truck.","text_w_direction":"Mmhm, I hear you. The truck.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27795,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Grotti","text":"You will be hearing from me Mr. Scott.","text_w_direction":"You will be hearing from me Mr. Scott.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27796,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, well.","text_w_direction":"Okay, well.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27797,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Grotti","text":"I can be very very persistent.","text_w_direction":"I can be very very persistent.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27798,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Do your worst.","text_w_direction":"Do your worst. [they shake hands]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27799,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, great.","text_w_direction":"[Grotti knocks over coat stand grabbing his overcoat] Oh, great.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27800,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Grotti","text":"Would you look at that people? What an unpredictable world we live in, huh?","text_w_direction":"Would you look at that people? What an unpredictable world we live in, huh?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27801,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Mmhm.","text_w_direction":"Mmhm.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27802,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"What happened in there?","text_w_direction":"What happened in there?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27803,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Nothing, other than once again, I am just thankful that I am a paper salesman.","text_w_direction":"Nothing, other than once again, I am just thankful that I am a paper salesman.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27804,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Did he threaten you?","text_w_direction":"Did he threaten you?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27805,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"No Dwight, not everything is a threat.","text_w_direction":"No Dwight, not everything is a threat.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27806,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Mobsters are!","text_w_direction":"Mobsters are!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27807,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"There is no such things as monsters.","text_w_direction":"There is no such things as monsters.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27808,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"He drives an SUV!","text_w_direction":"He drives an SUV!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27809,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"I knew it! More trunk space. Or should I say, corpse space.","text_w_direction":"I knew it! More trunk space. Or should I say, corpse space.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27810,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Hey guys, I drive a SUV, does that mean I'm in the mob?","text_w_direction":"Hey guys, I drive a SUV, does that mean I'm in the mob?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27811,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"No, not that, by itself. But look at all the facts. He seems like a mobster.","text_w_direction":"No, not that, by itself. But look at all the facts. He seems like a mobster.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27812,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Wait, when did we start talking about the mob? The guy was trying to sell me insurance.","text_w_direction":"Wait, when did we start talking about the mob? The guy was trying to sell me insurance.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27813,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"All mobsters have a front, sometimes it's selling insurance, sometimes it's waste management or sanitation.","text_w_direction":"All mobsters have a front, sometimes it's selling insurance, sometimes it's waste management or sanitation.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27814,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"For the record, not all Italian-Americans are in the Mafia.","text_w_direction":"For the record, not all Italian-Americans are in the Mafia.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27815,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I think, he just seemed like he was just trying to sell me insurance.","text_w_direction":"I think, he just seemed like he was just trying to sell me insurance.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27816,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, buy my insurance or I'll burn your warehouse down!","text_w_direction":"Yeah, buy my insurance or I'll burn your warehouse down!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27817,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Exactly.","text_w_direction":"Exactly.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27818,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"He did talk about a fire in the warehouse... and he also vaguely threatened me with testicular cancer.","text_w_direction":"He did talk about a fire in the warehouse... and he also vaguely threatened me with testicular cancer.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27819,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Uhh. All right, who else is here?","text_w_direction":"Uhh. All right, who else is here? [looks around]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27820,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Pam and Jim are on their honeymoon. So there's not the usual balance between \"sane and others.\" Toby has mentally checked out since June. It's a very dangerous time. The \"coalition for reason\" is extremely weak.","text_w_direction":"Pam and Jim are on their honeymoon. So there's not the usual balance between \"sane and others.\" Toby has mentally checked out since June. It's a very dangerous time. The \"coalition for reason\" is extremely weak.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27821,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Toby","text":"Oscar says I checked out huh? Huh.","text_w_direction":"Oscar says I checked out huh? Huh. [nods head]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27822,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, hey hey, calm down. Calm down. Calm down. Ryan, you lived in New York, what do you think?","text_w_direction":"[over chatter] Hey, hey hey, calm down. Calm down. Calm down. Ryan, you lived in New York, what do you think?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27823,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"Well first of all, there is no such thing as 'The Mafia.'","text_w_direction":"Well first of all, there is no such thing as 'The Mafia.'","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27824,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27825,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"What you have are specific families. What's the guy's last name?","text_w_direction":"What you have are specific families. What's the guy's last name?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27826,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Um it is, Grotti.","text_w_direction":"Um it is, Grotti.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27827,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy and Dwight","text":"Oh no. Fabulous.","text_w_direction":"[groans] Oh no. Fabulous.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27828,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"What? What?","text_w_direction":"What? What?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27829,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"It's John Gotti, you idiot!","text_w_direction":"It's John Gotti, you idiot!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27830,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"It's, it's a completely different name!","text_w_direction":"It's, it's a completely different name!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27831,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"So he won't get caught!","text_w_direction":"So he won't get caught!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27832,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah. It's pretty close.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. It's pretty close.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27833,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"No, what are you talking about, what mobster would change his name from Gotti to Grotti. It weakens it.","text_w_direction":"No, what are you talking about, what mobster would change his name from Gotti to Grotti. It weakens it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27834,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"No I disagree. \"R\" is among the most menacing of sounds. That's why they call it \"murder.\" And not \"muck-duck.\"","text_w_direction":"No I disagree. \"R\" is among the most menacing of sounds. That's why they call it \"murder.\" And not \"muck-duck.\"","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27835,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Okay too many different words coming at me from too many different sentences.","text_w_direction":"Okay too many different words coming at me from too many different sentences.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27836,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Lock your door!","text_w_direction":"Lock your door!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27837,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I'm not gonna lock my door.","text_w_direction":"I'm not gonna lock my door. [door closes. Then clicks locked]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27838,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Hello?","text_w_direction":"Hello?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27839,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Jim? It's Oscar. I'm so sorry to be calling you on your honeymoon.","text_w_direction":"Jim? It's Oscar. I'm so sorry to be calling you on your honeymoon.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27840,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Oscar! Uh, what is going on?","text_w_direction":"Oscar! Uh, what is going on?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27841,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"It's Michael, he thinks he's being shaken down by the mob. I don't know how you usually handle this.","text_w_direction":"It's Michael, he thinks he's being shaken down by the mob. I don't know how you usually handle this.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27842,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Look, We're in Puerto Rico, so-","text_w_direction":"Look, We're in Puerto Rico, so-","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27843,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Hey Oscar. It's Pam. Hey. We're on our honeymoon.","text_w_direction":"Hey Oscar. It's Pam. Hey. We're on our honeymoon.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27844,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Pam, I'm sorry--","text_w_direction":"Pam, I'm sorry--","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27845,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Unless someone very close to us is in immediate physical danger, you should not be calling us.","text_w_direction":"Unless someone very close to us is in immediate physical danger, you should not be calling us.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27846,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"You're right. You're right. Oh, okay bye.","text_w_direction":"You're right. You're right. [Pam hangs up] Oh, okay bye.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27847,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"It's Grotti. He's following up.","text_w_direction":"It's Grotti. He's following up.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27848,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Already? This, this guy is persistent!","text_w_direction":"Already? This, this guy is persistent!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27849,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"\"I feel that you will regret missing this great opportunity to be in business.\"","text_w_direction":"[reads email] \"I feel that you will regret missing this great opportunity to be in business.\"","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27850,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"That's bad.","text_w_direction":"That's bad.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27851,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27852,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"That's bad.","text_w_direction":"That's bad.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27853,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. What are my options here? Do I just ignore it, or?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. What are my options here? Do I just ignore it, or?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27854,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah right! You heard him! He's gonna burn down the warehouse or run one of our trucks off the road.","text_w_direction":"Yeah right! You heard him! He's gonna burn down the warehouse or run one of our trucks off the road.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27855,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, I'm calling the police.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I'm calling the police.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27856,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"That is the stupidest thing you could do right now!","text_w_direction":"[hangs up, rips cord from phone] That is the stupidest thing you could do right now!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27857,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"He's right. Cops can't do anything until a crime has been reported.","text_w_direction":"He's right. Cops can't do anything until a crime has been reported.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27858,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27859,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Not only that, but if they find out you snitched, you get a dead horses chopped off head in your bed!","text_w_direction":"Not only that, but if they find out you snitched, you get a dead horses chopped off head in your bed!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27860,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Shh!","text_w_direction":"Shh!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27861,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"You know what?","text_w_direction":"You know what?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27862,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"That's not gonna happen.","text_w_direction":"That's not gonna happen.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27863,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"That's an exaggeration.","text_w_direction":"That's an exaggeration.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27864,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"That's how it works!","text_w_direction":"That's how it works!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27865,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"What am I supposed to do here?","text_w_direction":"What am I supposed to do here?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27866,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"When somebody threatens you, you give in right away. Okay you need to buy insurance from this guy and get him off your back","text_w_direction":"When somebody threatens you, you give in right away. Okay you need to buy insurance from this guy and get him off your back","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27867,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I was thinking exactly the same thing.","text_w_direction":"I was thinking exactly the same thing.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27868,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"No, criminals are like raccoons. Okay, you give 'em a taste of cat food pretty soon they'll be back for the whole cat.","text_w_direction":"No, criminals are like raccoons. Okay, you give 'em a taste of cat food pretty soon they'll be back for the whole cat.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27869,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Dwight...","text_w_direction":"Dwight...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27870,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"The only way to defeat a bully is to stand up to him. Trust me, I have bullied a lot of people.","text_w_direction":"The only way to defeat a bully is to stand up to him. Trust me, I have bullied a lot of people.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27871,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know, I don't know about that.","text_w_direction":"I don't know, I don't know about that.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27872,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Wait let's hear him out, this is interesting.","text_w_direction":"Wait let's hear him out, this is interesting.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27873,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Here's what we do. We meet him in a public place. Ask him to lunch or something like that, some place he can't be openly violent.","text_w_direction":"Here's what we do. We meet him in a public place. Ask him to lunch or something like that, some place he can't be openly violent.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27874,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27875,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Let him know you're not the typical kind of guy that he can shake down. That you're stubborn. That you might even be a little bit dangerous.","text_w_direction":"Let him know you're not the typical kind of guy that he can shake down. That you're stubborn. That you might even be a little bit dangerous.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27876,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"I like this plan. I'd like to officially withdraw my plan.","text_w_direction":"[snaps fingers] I like this plan. I'd like to officially withdraw my plan.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27877,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Hold on, hold on! Just-","text_w_direction":"Hold on, hold on! Just-","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27878,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"No, no, no. My plan is out! We do this the hard way.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no. My plan is out! We do this the hard way.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27879,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"All right. I will meet with him, but I'm not going alone.","text_w_direction":"All right. I will meet with him, but I'm not going alone.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27880,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Well you're gonna have to. Dwight","text_w_direction":"Well you're gonna have to. [overlaps] Dwight[/b]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27881,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27882,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"What are you wearing? Who's Pat?","text_w_direction":"[Andy dressed as a mechanic, Cornell hat on] What are you wearing? Who's Pat?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27883,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Well if I'm gonna back you up, I need a weapon without drawing suspicion, and I have to justify it somehow so, I'm a mechanic with a tire thing.","text_w_direction":"Well if I'm gonna back you up, I need a weapon without drawing suspicion, and I have to justify it somehow so, I'm a mechanic with a tire thing.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27884,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Do you know how to use it?","text_w_direction":"Do you know how to use it?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27885,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"To change tires, no. But it's metal, I can hit somebody with it.","text_w_direction":"To change tires, no. But it's metal, I can hit somebody with it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27886,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Let's go, come on. God!","text_w_direction":"Let's go, come on. [whispers] God!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27887,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Should I change?","text_w_direction":"Should I change?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27888,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"You're wearing loafers!","text_w_direction":"You're wearing loafers!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27889,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Forget it! Forget it!","text_w_direction":"Forget it! Forget it!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27890,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Take that thing off the table! Please!","text_w_direction":"[Andy is playing with the tire iron] Take that thing off the table! Please!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27891,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Well then I can't use it. I'm just gonna hide it.","text_w_direction":"Well then I can't use it. I'm just gonna hide it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27892,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey. Bathroom checks out clean. Nothing behind the toilet except for this roach motel.","text_w_direction":"Hey. Bathroom checks out clean. Nothing behind the toilet except for this roach motel.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27893,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Oh! God!","text_w_direction":"Oh! God! [smacks roaches]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27894,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Oh my God!","text_w_direction":"Oh my God!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27895,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"You'll never kill it that way. You want to separate the head from the thorax-","text_w_direction":"You'll never kill it that way. You want to separate the head from the thorax-","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27896,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Guys, guys. Cool it. There he is, there he is.","text_w_direction":"Guys, guys. Cool it. There he is, there he is.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27897,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27898,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Grotti","text":"Mr. Scott.","text_w_direction":"Mr. Scott.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27899,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Mr. Grotti we meet again. These are my associates.","text_w_direction":"Mr. Grotti we meet again. These are my associates.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27900,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Grotti","text":"Hi. Angelo Grotti.","text_w_direction":"Hi. Angelo Grotti.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27901,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27902,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27903,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Grotti","text":"So, you got this table?","text_w_direction":"So, you got this table?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27904,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27905,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Grotti","text":"This is one of those half booths, can't-decide-what-it-is type of thing.","text_w_direction":"This is one of those half booths, can't-decide-what-it-is type of thing.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27906,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Well.","text_w_direction":"Well.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27907,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Grotti","text":"Waitress, we're gonna sit over here.","text_w_direction":"Waitress, we're gonna sit over here.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27908,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Waitress","text":"That's fine.","text_w_direction":"That's fine.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27909,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27910,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"[answers phone] Hello.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27911,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Credit card rep","text":"Hello Mr. Halpert. I'm calling from the identity theft department at Capital One. We've detected some unusual activity on your credit card.","text_w_direction":"Hello Mr. Halpert. I'm calling from the identity theft department at Capital One. We've detected some unusual activity on your credit card.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27912,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh man, do you think it was stolen?","text_w_direction":"Oh man, do you think it was stolen?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27913,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Rep","text":"First would you mind verifying your home address?","text_w_direction":"First would you mind verifying your home address?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27914,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Um, yes. Um, 383 Linden Ave., Scranton PA","text_w_direction":"Um, yes. [looks at Jim's pay stub] Um, 383 Linden Ave., Scranton PA","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27915,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Rep","text":"And may I have the last four numbers of your Social Security Number?","text_w_direction":"And may I have the last four numbers of your Social Security Number?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27916,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Six-six-five-zero.","text_w_direction":"Six-six-five-zero.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27917,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Rep","text":"Well Mr. Halpert. You're obviously not in San Juan Puerto Rico.","text_w_direction":"Well Mr. Halpert. You're obviously not in San Juan Puerto Rico.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27918,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Wait a minute. Yes I am.","text_w_direction":"Wait a minute. Yes I am.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27919,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Rep","text":"I'm going to go ahead and put a hold on your card.","text_w_direction":"I'm going to go ahead and put a hold on your card.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27920,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"No. That... I, I think that we should let the criminal use the card a little longer.","text_w_direction":"No. That... I, I think that we should let the criminal use the card a little longer.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27921,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Rep","text":"Very funny sir. We'll get a new card out to you right away.","text_w_direction":"Very funny sir. We'll get a new card out to you right away.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27922,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"No-","text_w_direction":"No-","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27923,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Rep","text":"Have a nice day, and thank you!","text_w_direction":"Have a nice day, and thank you!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27924,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Shoot.","text_w_direction":"Shoot.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27925,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Grotti","text":"If you want to supplement your coverage, we can do that. If you want to replace your current coverage, all the better. Ah, you seem like a nice guy.","text_w_direction":"If you want to supplement your coverage, we can do that. If you want to replace your current coverage, all the better. Ah, you seem like a nice guy.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27926,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh he's not that nice.","text_w_direction":"Oh he's not that nice.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27927,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"That's not true.","text_w_direction":"That's not true.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27928,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Hmm. Very true.","text_w_direction":"Hmm. Very true.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27929,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Okay shut up.","text_w_direction":"Okay shut up.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27930,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Waitress","text":"Have you decided?","text_w_direction":"Have you decided?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27931,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Grotti","text":"Yeah, I'll have the linguini, red sauce on the side. If the sauce does not come on the side, I will send it back. I want garlic bread, toasted, not burnt. If it comes burnt, I will send it back.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I'll have the linguini, red sauce on the side. If the sauce does not come on the side, I will send it back. I want garlic bread, toasted, not burnt. If it comes burnt, I will send it back.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27932,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Waitress","text":"Okay then. And for you sir?","text_w_direction":"Okay then. And for you sir?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27933,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I will have the gabba-gool.","text_w_direction":"I will have the gabba-gool.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27934,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Waitress","text":"The... what?","text_w_direction":"The... what?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27935,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"The gabba-gool.","text_w_direction":"The gabba-gool.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27936,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Waitress","text":"I don't really know what that is.","text_w_direction":"I don't really know what that is.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27937,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"You know, gabba-gool.","text_w_direction":"[with Soprano's inflection] You know, gabba-gool.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27938,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I don't, I don't have to have that.","text_w_direction":"I don't, I don't have to have that.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27939,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"What he's trying to say is, Gabba. Gool.","text_w_direction":"What he's trying to say is, Gabba. Gool.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27940,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Guys, guys-","text_w_direction":"Guys, guys-","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27941,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Waitress","text":"I don't really think that we have that.","text_w_direction":"I don't really think that we have that.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27942,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"That's okay.","text_w_direction":"That's okay.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27943,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Bring him the gabba-gool!","text_w_direction":"Bring him the gabba-gool!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27944,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Shh. I will have the spaghetti, with a side salad.","text_w_direction":"Shh. I will have the spaghetti, with a side salad.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27945,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Waitress","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27946,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"If the salad is on top, I send it back.","text_w_direction":"If the salad is on top, I send it back.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27947,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Why would you cancel Jim's credit cards?","text_w_direction":"Why would you cancel Jim's credit cards?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27948,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"I usually can think quick on my feet, but they were so fast on the phone.","text_w_direction":"I usually can think quick on my feet, but they were so fast on the phone.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27949,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"This constitutes identity fraud.","text_w_direction":"This constitutes identity fraud.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27950,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh God. I wouldn't last in jail Oscar. I'm not like you.","text_w_direction":"Oh God. I wouldn't last in jail Oscar. I'm not like you.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27951,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"What's that supposed to mean?","text_w_direction":"What's that supposed to mean?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27952,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh you don't know about jail? Oh you would love jail.","text_w_direction":"Oh you don't know about jail? Oh you would love jail.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27953,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Why would I love jail?","text_w_direction":"Why would I love jail?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27954,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Because... You would love it.","text_w_direction":"Because... You would love it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27955,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I don't think our company actually needs any more insurance. So I am out.","text_w_direction":"I don't think our company actually needs any more insurance. So I am out.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27956,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Grotti","text":"Look closely Michael. I feel there's a plan here for you.","text_w_direction":"Look closely Michael. I feel there's a plan here for you.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27957,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Maybe we have a plan for you?","text_w_direction":"Maybe we have a plan for you?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27958,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Grotti","text":"How about you? Maybe you can use supplemental coverage of some kind. Anybody can get hurt! You always think, it can't happen to you, and Think about it.","text_w_direction":"How about you? Maybe you can use supplemental coverage of some kind. Anybody can get hurt! You always think, it can't happen to you, and [drops hand loudly on table] Think about it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27959,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Woman","text":"Excuse me. Sorry to bother you. Are you a mechanic?","text_w_direction":"[approaches with child] Excuse me. Sorry to bother you. Are you a mechanic?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27960,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Yeeeeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeeeeah.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27961,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Woman","text":"My battery is dead, I've got my kid, can you please help?","text_w_direction":"My battery is dead, I've got my kid, can you please help?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27962,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Yes I can.","text_w_direction":"Yes I can.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27963,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"No, no no, no. Come on. I'm sorry, we're having our salad.","text_w_direction":"No, no no, no. Come on. I'm sorry, we're having our salad.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27964,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Grotti","text":"Come on! Lady in distress? Go! Go!","text_w_direction":"Come on! Lady in distress? Go! Go!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27965,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Okay!","text_w_direction":"Okay!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27966,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Woman","text":"Thank you so much, I really appreciate it.","text_w_direction":"Thank you so much, I really appreciate it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27967,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, do you need any help?","text_w_direction":"Hey, do you need any help?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27968,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Grotti","text":"I'm sure he can handle a simple jump-start. Now come on, sit down.","text_w_direction":"I'm sure he can handle a simple jump-start. Now come on, sit down.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27969,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"He's a good mechanic.","text_w_direction":"He's a good mechanic.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27970,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Grotti","text":"Where were we?","text_w_direction":"Where were we?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27971,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I don't...","text_w_direction":"I don't...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27972,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"He was trying to force you to decide on a policy.","text_w_direction":"He was trying to force you to decide on a policy.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27973,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, okay okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay, okay okay.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27974,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"So we're choosing...","text_w_direction":"So we're choosing...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27975,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yep, all right.","text_w_direction":"Yep, all right.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27976,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Check out Dental?","text_w_direction":"Check out Dental?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27977,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Put it down.","text_w_direction":"Put it down.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27978,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Black goes on the red. With the... If we... Positive... Mo- it being a motor drive, it's probably down.","text_w_direction":"Black goes on the red. With the... If we... Positive... Mo- it being a motor drive, it's probably down.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27979,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kid","text":"He seems bad at this.","text_w_direction":"He seems bad at this.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27980,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"You want to do this junior? I didn't think so. Sorry. It's kind of a long day at the... mechanic store. Aaaah! You got a leaky spark tube.","text_w_direction":"You want to do this junior? I didn't think so. Sorry. It's kind of a long day at the... mechanic store. [Andy places connections wrong, smoke and explosion set off] Aaaah! You got a leaky spark tube.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27981,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Woman","text":"What?!?","text_w_direction":"What?!?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27982,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"So your car's totaled. Uh, you're just gonna want to get a refund on that. Or my guy could do it. He's great. But uh, I can't do that for you. I work exclusively on motorcycles.","text_w_direction":"So your car's totaled. Uh, you're just gonna want to get a refund on that. Or my guy could do it. He's great. But uh, I can't do that for you. I work exclusively on motorcycles. [Andy walks away, woman is exasperated]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27983,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Grotti","text":"Now if you could just sign this letter of intent, I'll bring this back to my boss, and we can get this in motion. You okay, Pat?","text_w_direction":"Now if you could just sign this letter of intent, I'll bring this back to my boss, and we can get this in motion. [Andy clears throat loudly] You okay, Pat?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27984,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah. Just thinking about how, uh, I had this car, this Italian car, and I was driving it, and it kept telling me how much it needed oil, but I wouldn't give it any oil. And then, one day it exploded and it killed everyone and that's what I'm afraid of.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Just thinking about how, uh, I had this car, this Italian car, and I was driving it, and it kept telling me how much it needed oil, but I wouldn't give it any oil. And then, one day it exploded and it killed everyone and that's what I'm afraid of.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27985,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Grotti","text":"Aren't you a mechanic? Why wouldn't you put oil in the car?","text_w_direction":"Aren't you a mechanic? Why wouldn't you put oil in the car?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27986,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"It was before, my tech- my technical training.","text_w_direction":"It was before, my tech- my technical training.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27987,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Don't do it!","text_w_direction":"Don't do it!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27988,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Do it.","text_w_direction":"Do it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27989,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Don't.","text_w_direction":"Don't.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27990,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Just do it.","text_w_direction":"Just do it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27991,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27992,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Grotti","text":"Look Mike, I don't know what your friends are telling you, but you have to decide for yourself. Are these guys gonna take care of your things if you die tomorrow?","text_w_direction":"Look Mike, I don't know what your friends are telling you, but you have to decide for yourself. Are these guys gonna take care of your things if you die tomorrow?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27993,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27994,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27995,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't understand, why would you buy a policy?","text_w_direction":"I don't understand, why would you buy a policy?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27996,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"It's just the cost of a cup of coffee an hour.","text_w_direction":"It's just the cost of a cup of coffee an hour.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27997,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"You were man enough to back down Michael, I'm proud of you.","text_w_direction":"You were man enough to back down Michael, I'm proud of you.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27998,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I had to make a snap decision Dwight.","text_w_direction":"I had to make a snap decision Dwight.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":27999,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"It wasn't a snap decision, you were sitting there for an hour.","text_w_direction":"It wasn't a snap decision, you were sitting there for an hour.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28000,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"It was a lot of snap decisions.","text_w_direction":"It was a lot of snap decisions.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28001,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Do you know what \"snap decision\" means?","text_w_direction":"Do you know what \"snap decision\" means?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28002,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28003,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"It means like this.","text_w_direction":"It means like this. [snaps fingers]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28004,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Just get in the car.","text_w_direction":"Just get in the car.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28005,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Hello?","text_w_direction":"Hello?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28006,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Jim?","text_w_direction":"Jim?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28007,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Michael?","text_w_direction":"Michael?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28008,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Oh thank God.","text_w_direction":"Oh thank God.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28009,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"How did you get this number? Michael, we're on a catamaran.","text_w_direction":"How did you get this number? Michael, we're on a catamaran.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28010,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"It wasn't easy. I had to tell the hotel it was a medical emergency. I chose massive coronary, cause you told me that your Dad had a bad heart. Listen man, I, I got a problem, I think I'm in trouble with the mob. Or a major insurance carrier.","text_w_direction":"It wasn't easy. I had to tell the hotel it was a medical emergency. I chose massive coronary, cause you told me that your Dad had a bad heart. Listen man, I, I got a problem, I think I'm in trouble with the mob. Or a major insurance carrier.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28011,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"That sounds bad.","text_w_direction":"That sounds bad.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28012,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, I know and you usually can get out of stuff like this, so I'm turning to you my friend.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I know and you usually can get out of stuff like this, so I'm turning to you my friend.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28013,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"I'm gonna help you through it all right?","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna help you through it all right?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28014,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Okay!","text_w_direction":"Okay!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28015,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"All you're gonna need to and- it- and then go to--","text_w_direction":"All you're gonna need to [faking a bad connection] and- it- and then go to--","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28016,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Jim? Are you?","text_w_direction":"Jim? Are you?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28017,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"And then you'll be saved.","text_w_direction":"And then you'll be saved.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28018,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"What? Wait, I didn't hear a thing you just said.","text_w_direction":"What? Wait, I didn't hear a thing you just said.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28019,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Just and then you'll be saved.","text_w_direction":"Just [drops] and then you'll be saved.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28020,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"No! God! I missed, I missed the important part again!","text_w_direction":"No! God! I missed, I missed the important part again!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28021,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"A- ah--","text_w_direction":"A- ah--","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28022,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"No! Oh my God!","text_w_direction":"No! Oh my God!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28023,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"And you'll be saved.","text_w_direction":"And you'll be saved.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28024,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"No, Jim please, repeat what you're saying! I can't understand you!","text_w_direction":"No, Jim please, repeat what you're saying! I can't understand you!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28025,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"I at the Bermuda Triangle. An- M- please don't call again.","text_w_direction":"I [drops out] at the Bermuda Triangle. An- M- please don't call again.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28026,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Jim?!? Oh my God.","text_w_direction":"Jim?!? [dial tone] Oh my God.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28027,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Hey uh, question for you. I recently purchased some insurance that I can't afford given my present salary. Is there anything accounting-wise I can do to sort of make it all go away?","text_w_direction":"Hey uh, question for you. I recently purchased some insurance that I can't afford given my present salary. Is there anything accounting-wise I can do to sort of make it all go away?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28028,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Accounting-wise, no. But phone-wise, just call up and cancel it.","text_w_direction":"Accounting-wise, no. But phone-wise, just call up and cancel it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28029,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Oh no. Um. What about this Cash For Clunkers thing?","text_w_direction":"Oh no. Um. What about this Cash For Clunkers thing?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28030,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Just- no. No.","text_w_direction":"Just- no. No.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28031,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"All right. Well, it was a thought. Thanks.","text_w_direction":"All right. Well, it was a thought. Thanks.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28032,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"We have let Michael down, and it's 85 percent your fault.","text_w_direction":"We have let Michael down, and it's 85 percent your fault.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28033,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"He's alive. So you're welcome.","text_w_direction":"He's alive. So you're welcome.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28034,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Not on the inside he's not. Look at his life! Broke! Living in fear! No friends, dead end job.","text_w_direction":"Not on the inside he's not. Look at his life! Broke! Living in fear! No friends, dead end job.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28035,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, some of that existed before.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, some of that existed before.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28036,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Not the living in fear, that's new.","text_w_direction":"Not the living in fear, that's new.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28037,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"You're right, that is new.","text_w_direction":"You're right, that is new.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28038,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes. He's got to stand up to this mafia guy.","text_w_direction":"Yes. He's got to stand up to this mafia guy.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28039,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Well I don't see that happening.","text_w_direction":"Well I don't see that happening.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28040,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Me neither. Not the way things are now. But what if Michael felt no fear toward the mafia guy?","text_w_direction":"Me neither. Not the way things are now. But what if Michael felt no fear toward the mafia guy?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28041,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Are you saying-","text_w_direction":"Are you saying-","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28042,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah...","text_w_direction":"Yeah...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28043,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"That we surgically remove the fear center from Michael's brain?","text_w_direction":"That we surgically remove the fear center from Michael's brain?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28044,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"What is wrong with you? I am talking about convincing Michael that the guy's not mafia!","text_w_direction":"What is wrong with you? I am talking about convincing Michael that the guy's not mafia!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28045,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"That seems a little far-fetched.","text_w_direction":"That seems a little far-fetched.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28046,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Well more far-fetched than a mobster walking into a paper company for a low-level shakedown? And that happened.","text_w_direction":"Well more far-fetched than a mobster walking into a paper company for a low-level shakedown? And that happened.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28047,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael. Incredible news. Grotti is clean.","text_w_direction":"Michael. Incredible news. Grotti is clean.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28048,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"No. He's not. He's just good. Nothing sticks to him. You still don't understand how this works.","text_w_direction":"No. He's not. He's just good. Nothing sticks to him. You still don't understand how this works.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28049,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"No, Michael. What we're trying to say is, we made a mistake assuming he was mafia. I have a buddy who's a Fed, and we did a background check on the guy. His background is perfectly clean.","text_w_direction":"No, Michael. What we're trying to say is, we made a mistake assuming he was mafia. I have a buddy who's a Fed, and we did a background check on the guy. His background is perfectly clean.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28050,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"It's true, he's clean. I have a couple of friends still on the force. Checked with them. Ran his Fed friend up the flagpole to make sure he wasn't on the take. Turns out he's a totally lovely guy. Sweetest guy on the force really.","text_w_direction":"It's true, he's clean. I have a couple of friends still on the force. Checked with them. Ran his Fed friend up the flagpole to make sure he wasn't on the take. Turns out he's a totally lovely guy. Sweetest guy on the force really.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28051,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Class act. Boy scout.","text_w_direction":"Class act. Boy scout.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28052,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"But Grotti acts like he's mafia though.","text_w_direction":"But Grotti acts like he's mafia though.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28053,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"He's trying to intimidate you to close sales. He's just a pushy salesman.","text_w_direction":"He's trying to intimidate you to close sales. He's just a pushy salesman.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28054,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"And he made us all look like chumps!","text_w_direction":"And he made us all look like chumps!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28055,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[grunts]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28056,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"If there is one thing I hate more than the mafia it is a liar. I wish the mafia would go out and kill all the liars. Bury them in my yard. And I wouldn't tell the cops a thing. Not that I would be lying per se. But I would just get really quiet, all of a sudden.","text_w_direction":"If there is one thing I hate more than the mafia it is a liar. I wish the mafia would go out and kill all the liars. Bury them in my yard. And I wouldn't tell the cops a thing. Not that I would be lying per se. But I would just get really quiet, all of a sudden.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28057,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Grotti","text":"This is Grotti.","text_w_direction":"This is Grotti.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28058,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"This is Scott.","text_w_direction":"This is Scott.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28059,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Grotti","text":"Oh! Great. Michael, I'm finishing up your paperwork right now.","text_w_direction":"Oh! Great. Michael, I'm finishing up your paperwork right now.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28060,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Oh really? Is that supposed to scare me?","text_w_direction":"Oh really? Is that supposed to scare me?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28061,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Grotti","text":"I, I thought you'd be pleased.","text_w_direction":"I, I thought you'd be pleased.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28062,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Well you thought wrong. Because I am not pleased. I'm actually kind of PO'd.","text_w_direction":"Well you thought wrong. Because I am not pleased. I'm actually kind of PO'd.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28063,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Grotti","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28064,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I think you know exactly why, because you were trying to scare me into buying insurance.","text_w_direction":"I think you know exactly why, because you were trying to scare me into buying insurance.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28065,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Grotti","text":"I don't get it. How was I scaring you?","text_w_direction":"I don't get it. How was I scaring you?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28066,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I think you knew exactly what you were doing. And frankly I think you were being a total and utter jerk.","text_w_direction":"I think you knew exactly what you were doing. And frankly I think you were being a total and utter jerk.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28067,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Whoa. Okay.","text_w_direction":"Whoa. Okay.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28068,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"You suck!","text_w_direction":"You suck!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28069,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay that's-","text_w_direction":"Okay that's-","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28070,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"And I'm not gonna buy your stupid insurance.","text_w_direction":"And I'm not gonna buy your stupid insurance.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28071,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"That's good, let's wrap it up.","text_w_direction":"That's good, let's wrap it up.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28072,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"How about that? The only person that actually needs insurance is you, if you show your face around here again, got it?","text_w_direction":"How about that? The only person that actually needs insurance is you, if you show your face around here again, got it?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28073,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Grotti","text":"Look, Michael, when we all calm down here, maybe at some point in the future, you change your mind, why don't you give me a call?","text_w_direction":"Look, Michael, when we all calm down here, maybe at some point in the future, you change your mind, why don't you give me a call?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28074,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Doubt it.","text_w_direction":"Doubt it. [disconnects call]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28075,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight and Andy","text":"Oh man.","text_w_direction":"[relaxing] Oh man.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28076,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"What a tool. What?","text_w_direction":"What a tool. [Dwight and Andy exchange looks] What?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28077,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Next time you look in the mirror, you're gonna be looking at a guy who stood down the mafia!","text_w_direction":"Next time you look in the mirror, you're gonna be looking at a guy who stood down the mafia!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28078,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"No. What do you mean?","text_w_direction":"No. What do you mean?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28079,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"We just told you he wasn't mafia, so you wouldn't be scared.","text_w_direction":"We just told you he wasn't mafia, so you wouldn't be scared.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28080,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28081,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"You successfully backed down the mob!","text_w_direction":"You successfully backed down the mob!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28082,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"You made the mafia apologize to you! You made the mafia be polite!","text_w_direction":"You made the mafia apologize to you! You made the mafia be polite!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28083,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Oh man. I should be mad at you guys. But I'm not.","text_w_direction":"Oh man. I should be mad at you guys. But I'm not.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28084,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"So I looked him in the eye and I said, \"Not today Grotti, Not today. And not tomorrow, and not the next day. Or the day after that. And you can tell all your friends that if I see them, then they're already dead.\" I said something like that.","text_w_direction":"So I looked him in the eye and I said, \"Not today Grotti, Not today. And not tomorrow, and not the next day. Or the day after that. And you can tell all your friends that if I see them, then they're already dead.\" I said something like that.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28085,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Very close.","text_w_direction":"Very close.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28086,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Just to be clear, he backed down an insurance agent from Mutual of Harrisburg.","text_w_direction":"Just to be clear, he backed down an insurance agent from Mutual of Harrisburg.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28087,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Erin?","text_w_direction":"Erin?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28088,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"Yes?","text_w_direction":"Yes?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28089,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Coffee?","text_w_direction":"Coffee?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28090,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28091,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Not from the kitchen. Stop and Shop. If it's not Stop and Shop, I send it back.","text_w_direction":"Not from the kitchen. Stop and Shop. If it's not Stop and Shop, I send it back.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28092,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28093,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Large. If it's a medium I send it back. If it's an extra large I send it back.","text_w_direction":"Large. If it's a medium I send it back. If it's an extra large I send it back.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28094,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"How do you return coffee?","text_w_direction":"How do you return coffee?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28095,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Go. Any questions?","text_w_direction":"Go. Any questions?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28096,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Are you kidding me?","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Are you kidding me?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28097,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Hi Pam, is Jim there?","text_w_direction":"Hi Pam, is Jim there?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28098,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Listen our credit card has been cancelled and we have to deal with that, and I really can't handle the fact that you're calling us here!","text_w_direction":"Listen our credit card has been cancelled and we have to deal with that, and I really can't handle the fact that you're calling us here!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28099,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Okay, that sounds good. Um, I'll let you go, just -tell Jim, that I said hi.","text_w_direction":"Okay, that sounds good. Um, I'll let you go, just -tell Jim, that I said hi.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28100,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Oh I will. I will Kevin. I will make that my top priority.","text_w_direction":"Oh I will. I will Kevin. I will make that my top priority.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28101,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Cool. Okay. Bye.","text_w_direction":"Cool. Okay. [Pam hangs up] Bye.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28102,"season":6,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Mafia","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"They have no idea what happened.","text_w_direction":"They have no idea what happened.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2009-10-15"}
{"index":28103,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Erin","text":"They're back!","text_w_direction":"They're back!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28104,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"Oooh yeah... Jim and Pam!","text_w_direction":"Oooh yeah... [people chuckle] Jim and Pam!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28105,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"How was Puerto Rico? Was it so romantic?","text_w_direction":"How was Puerto Rico? Was it so romantic?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28106,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"It was.","text_w_direction":"It was.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28107,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"It really was.","text_w_direction":"It really was.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28108,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Really was.","text_w_direction":"Really was.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28109,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"I'm so happy for you...","text_w_direction":"[voice cracks] I'm so happy for you...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28110,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Puerto Rico was awesome.","text_w_direction":"Puerto Rico was awesome.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28111,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Oh my gosh. The honeymoon was great. We met this other couple at the resort, Frank and Benny. We hung out with them a lot.","text_w_direction":"Oh my gosh. The honeymoon was great. We met this other couple at the resort, Frank and Benny. We hung out with them a lot.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28112,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Frank and Beans. Always makes her laugh.","text_w_direction":"[goofy voice] Frank and Beans. [laughs] Always makes her laugh.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28113,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Frank and beans!","text_w_direction":"[goofy voice] Frank and beans!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28114,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Is there someone there? Who is there? I hear voices, is somebody there?","text_w_direction":"Is there someone there? Who is there? I hear voices, is somebody there?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28115,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28116,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Is someone there? I can't see you because I'm blind.","text_w_direction":"Is someone there? I can't see you because I'm blind.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28117,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Its Jim and Pam, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Its Jim and Pam, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28118,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"It is?","text_w_direction":"[gasps] It is?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28119,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah...","text_w_direction":"Yeah...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28120,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"They're back? Oh! Oh! Oh, Pam!","text_w_direction":"They're back? Oh! Oh! Oh, Pam! [reaching out with hands at chest level]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28121,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Nope.","text_w_direction":"Nope.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28122,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"And oh, Jim...","text_w_direction":"And oh, Jim...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28123,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Hi, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Hi, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28124,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, I haven't see you since my accident that I had when I fell- I fell into the pool of acid, eyes first. Blind guy.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I haven't see you since my accident that I had when I fell- I fell into the pool of acid, eyes first. Blind guy.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28125,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Blind-guy McSqueezy. How do I describe it? It is a character I've been workshopping whose lack of vision gets him into all sorts of trouble. The women in my improve class absolutely hate him.","text_w_direction":"Blind-guy McSqueezy. How do I describe it? It is a character I've been workshopping whose lack of vision gets him into all sorts of trouble. The women in my improve class absolutely hate him. [groans]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28126,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Meredith","text":"So what'd you bring us?","text_w_direction":"So what'd you bring us?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28127,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Some candy.","text_w_direction":"Some candy.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28128,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Meredith","text":"What else?","text_w_direction":"What else?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28129,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"That's it.","text_w_direction":"That's it.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28130,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Meredith","text":"Oh, 'cause you spent so much on the wedding.","text_w_direction":"Oh, 'cause you spent so much on the wedding.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28131,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[behind Pam, acting out blind-guy, groaning]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28132,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"It's good to be home.","text_w_direction":"It's good to be home.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28133,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"This conversation has two items on the agenda.","text_w_direction":"This conversation has two items on the agenda.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28134,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Do we have a conversation scheduled?","text_w_direction":"Do we have a conversation scheduled?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28135,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Number one, do not leave your things on my desk. It's not some kind of personal pen receptacle for you. I don't care how high they promote you, which brings me to item number two... I never formally congratulated you on your promotion, so I'd just like to say... con-quack-ulations!","text_w_direction":"Number one, do not leave your things on my desk. It's not some kind of personal pen receptacle for you. I don't care how high they promote you, which brings me to item number two... I never formally congratulated you on your promotion, so I'd just like to say... [high voice, holding up wooden mallard] con-quack-ulations!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28136,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Wow, that's... really thoughtful of you, Dwight, thank you.","text_w_direction":"Wow, that's... really thoughtful of you, Dwight, thank you.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28137,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"You're welcome!","text_w_direction":"[duck voice] You're welcome! [quacks, laughs]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28138,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"I inserted a listening device into the belly of the mallard. Now I can observe Jim, trap Jim, and destroy Jim, just like in the Bavarian fairy tale. Only this time, the mallard skins the toad alive. And of course in this version you lose the whole veiled critique of the Kaiser thing.","text_w_direction":"I inserted a listening device into the belly of the mallard. Now I can observe Jim, trap Jim, and destroy Jim, just like in the Bavarian fairy tale. Only this time, the mallard skins the toad alive. And of course in this version you lose the whole veiled critique of the Kaiser thing.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28139,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm sorry to have been bugging you all these years.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry to have been bugging you all these years.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28140,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"It's a real handsome duck.","text_w_direction":"It's a real handsome duck.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28141,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Mallard. Okay, I'll get out of your hair.","text_w_direction":"Mallard. Okay, I'll get out of your hair.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28142,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28143,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Erin","text":"Hi!","text_w_direction":"Hi!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28144,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Uh, we brought back some Puerto Rican candy.","text_w_direction":"Uh, we brought back some Puerto Rican candy.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28145,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Erin","text":"Coco Leche! That's my favorite!","text_w_direction":"Coco Leche! That's my favorite!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28146,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Awesome! I'll leave it up here so everyone can enjoy it.","text_w_direction":"Awesome! I'll leave it up here so everyone can enjoy it.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28147,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, um, let me just check with Michael first.","text_w_direction":"Oh, um, let me just check with Michael first.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28148,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"I think it'll be okay.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] I think it'll be okay.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28149,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Erin","text":"I think it will too, but I'll just check with him, though.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] I think it will too, but I'll just check with him, though.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28150,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28151,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Erin","text":"Oops, sorry. Oops.","text_w_direction":"Oops, sorry. [slides candy back to Pam] Oops.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28152,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I have recently taken a lover.","text_w_direction":"I have recently taken a lover.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28153,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Well, that's great. Congratulations. Who's the lucky lady?","text_w_direction":"Well, that's great. Congratulations. Who's the lucky lady?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28154,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Pam's mom.","text_w_direction":"Pam's mom.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28155,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28156,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Pam's mom, Helene. Remember from your wedding?","text_w_direction":"Pam's mom, Helene. Remember from your wedding?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28157,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"You're messing with me.","text_w_direction":"You're messing with me.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28158,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"About what?","text_w_direction":"About what?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28159,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"You did not have s*x with Pam's mom.","text_w_direction":"You did not have s*x with Pam's mom.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28160,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, big time.","text_w_direction":"Oh, big time.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28161,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"What kind of car does she drive?","text_w_direction":"What kind of car does she drive?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28162,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"She drives a green camry.","text_w_direction":"She drives a green camry.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28163,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"","text_w_direction":"[expletive]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28164,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"And the seats go all the way down. All the way down.","text_w_direction":"And the seats go all the way down. All the way down.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28165,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Oh my God. Oh my God.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God. [Michael bangs the table] Oh my God.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28166,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"[laughs] What?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28167,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, never tell Pam, and secondly-","text_w_direction":"Okay, never tell Pam, and secondly-","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28168,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, good, a pact. A pact. Although I may have to break it tonight when Helene and I tell Pam over dinner. You alright?","text_w_direction":"Okay, good, a pact. A pact. Although I may have to break it tonight when Helene and I tell Pam over dinner. You alright?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28169,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Oh my God.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28170,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Toby","text":"Hey, Jim.","text_w_direction":"[walks in] Hey, Jim.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28171,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Not now, Toby, my God!","text_w_direction":"Not now, Toby, my God!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28172,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Toby","text":"Oh, Jesus!","text_w_direction":"Oh, Jesus!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28173,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Get the hell out of here, idiot.","text_w_direction":"Get the hell out of here, idiot.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28174,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Toby","text":"What did I do?","text_w_direction":"What did I do?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28175,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, as far as dinner tonight, cancel that, and please, for both our sakes, never, ever, ever see her again.","text_w_direction":"Okay, as far as dinner tonight, cancel that, and please, for both our sakes, never, ever, ever see her again.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28176,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I think you're underestimating Pam. I think more than anything, she wants me to be happy.","text_w_direction":"I think you're underestimating Pam. I think more than anything, she wants me to be happy.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28177,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"No, not more than anything.","text_w_direction":"No, not more than anything.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28178,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, I have a good thing with the mom-","text_w_direction":"Okay, I have a good thing with the mom-","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28179,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Don't call her \"the mom.\"","text_w_direction":"Don't call her \"the mom.\"","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28180,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"She's right on my way home from work.","text_w_direction":"She's right on my way home from work.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28181,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Then take a different way home, man!","text_w_direction":"Then take a different way home, man!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28182,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I di- alright, I'll take surface streets, its- the last thing in the world I would want to do is upset Pam.","text_w_direction":"I di- alright, I'll take surface streets, its- the last thing in the world I would want to do is upset Pam.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28183,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, so we're good.","text_w_direction":"Okay, so we're good.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28184,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28185,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Can you change my dinner reservations from four people to two?","text_w_direction":"Can you change my dinner reservations from four people to two?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28186,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Erin","text":"Sure. Oh, is it okay if I put out some candy that Pam brought back from Puerto Rico?","text_w_direction":"Sure. Oh, is it okay if I put out some candy that Pam brought back from Puerto Rico?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28187,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Sure. Thanks for asking.","text_w_direction":"Sure. Thanks for asking.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28188,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Erin","text":"Pam, we're all set. Yum.","text_w_direction":"Pam, we're all set. [Pam places candy on Erin's desk] Yum.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28189,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Frank and beans!","text_w_direction":"Frank and beans!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28190,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Frank and beans! So what'd we decide for Michael, the bottle of rum, or the seashell alarm clock?","text_w_direction":"Frank and beans! [both laugh] So what'd we decide for Michael, the bottle of rum, or the seashell alarm clock?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28191,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"You know what? Can I have the weekend to decide?","text_w_direction":"You know what? Can I have the weekend to decide?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28192,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Bottle of rum it is. Alright, shall we?","text_w_direction":"Bottle of rum it is. [takes package out of bag] Alright, shall we?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28193,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"You know what, I am really slammed, trying to catch up on everything here and I know that Michael's slammed too. So, maybe we should do this when things are a little less crazy.","text_w_direction":"You know what, I am really slammed, trying to catch up on everything here and I know that Michael's slammed too. So, maybe we should do this when things are a little less crazy.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28194,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Come on, it'll take two seconds.","text_w_direction":"Come on, it'll take two seconds.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28195,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"No, it-","text_w_direction":"No, it- [high-pitched feedback as Jim starts to leave, feedback changes as he moves, turns over the mallard to see the listening devics, sighs, places mallard back on the desk]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28196,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, wow.","text_w_direction":"[unwraps rum gift] Oh, wow.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28197,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"","text_w_direction":"[giggles]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28198,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"That is amazing. I feel like a real Puerto Rican.","text_w_direction":"That is amazing. I feel like a real Puerto Rican.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28199,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Erin","text":"Michael, you're all set at Botticelli's. I changed the reservation to two people.","text_w_direction":"Michael, you're all set at Botticelli's. I changed the reservation to two people.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28200,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Erin, look.","text_w_direction":"Erin, look. [holds up parrot rum bottle]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28201,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Erin","text":"Fun!","text_w_direction":"Fun!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28202,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28203,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Wow, Botticelli's, that sounds like a special occasion.","text_w_direction":"Wow, Botticelli's, that sounds like a special occasion.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28204,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, no, it's nobody.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, no, it's nobody.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28205,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"I don't know. I think Michael has a date.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] I don't know. I think Michael has a date.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28206,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Hmm... no.","text_w_direction":"[chuckles] Hmm... no.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28207,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"I think you have a date.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] I think you have a date.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28208,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I don't.","text_w_direction":"I don't.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28209,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Come on.","text_w_direction":"Come on.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28210,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, I think we should just drop it... 'cause obviously he doesn't want to talk about it.","text_w_direction":"Uh, I think we should just drop it... 'cause obviously he doesn't want to talk about it.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28211,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I don't deserve this, guys.","text_w_direction":"[sighs] I don't deserve this, guys.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28212,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Yes, you do.","text_w_direction":"Yes, you do.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28213,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"No, I don't.","text_w_direction":"No, I don't.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28214,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Just take the parrot.","text_w_direction":"Just take the parrot.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28215,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[long exhale]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28216,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, back to the old grind.","text_w_direction":"Okay, back to the old grind.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28217,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I was probably going to break up with her anyway.","text_w_direction":"I was probably going to break up with her anyway.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28218,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, that's too bad.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that's too bad.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28219,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Don't-","text_w_direction":"Don't-","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28220,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Pam, it is very complicated. There are a lot of moving parts here.","text_w_direction":"Pam, it is very complicated. There are a lot of moving parts here.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28221,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Sounds complicated.","text_w_direction":"Sounds complicated.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28222,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"It is.","text_w_direction":"It is.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28223,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, but I mean, if you really like this person, then you should see where it goes.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but I mean, if you really like this person, then you should see where it goes.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28224,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"You want me to be happy?","text_w_direction":"You want me to be happy?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28225,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Of course.","text_w_direction":"Of course.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28226,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Part of the problem is, she is the mother of a close friend of mine.","text_w_direction":"Part of the problem is, she is the mother of a close friend of mine.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28227,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28228,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"More than a friend, a co-worker.","text_w_direction":"More than a friend, a co-worker.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28229,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Oh! Gossip, who is it? Who is it? Who is it, Michael? ...Who?","text_w_direction":"Oh! Gossip, who is it? Who is it? Who is it, Michael? ...Who?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28230,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"It's okay.","text_w_direction":"It's okay.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28231,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"No, no, no, no, no. Oh, no. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Nooooo!","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no, no. Oh, no. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Nooooo!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28232,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"That could have gone one of two ways, but I never expected her to get upset.","text_w_direction":"That could have gone one of two ways, but I never expected her to get upset.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28233,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"","text_w_direction":"[screams out in the parking lot, Michael watches from his office window]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28234,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"You seem tense. Hey, you want me to give you the chills?","text_w_direction":"[to Michael] You seem tense. Hey, you want me to give you the chills?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28235,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28236,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"There's an egg on your head and the yolk is running down, the yolk is running down...","text_w_direction":"There's an egg on your head and the yolk is running down, the yolk is running down...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28237,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Feels good.","text_w_direction":"[sighs] Feels good.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28238,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"There's a knife in your back and the blood is gushing down...","text_w_direction":"There's a knife in your back and the blood is gushing down...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28239,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I'm sleeping with Pam's mom. Sometimes, dinner.","text_w_direction":"I'm sleeping with Pam's mom. Sometimes, dinner.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28240,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"...the blood is gushing down, the blood is gushing down... You know, I really would have appreciated a heads-up that you were into dating mothers. I would have introduced you to mine.","text_w_direction":"...the blood is gushing down, the blood is gushing down... You know, I really would have appreciated a heads-up that you were into dating mothers. I would have introduced you to mine.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28241,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"How could you do this to me? He's my boss! How many times have I complained about him to you? No, I am not being dramatic, you are being crazy!","text_w_direction":"[outside, on cell phone] How could you do this to me? He's my boss! How many times have I complained about him to you? No, I am not being dramatic, you are being crazy!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28242,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Who wants a hot chocolate?","text_w_direction":"[singsong voice] Who wants a hot chocolate?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28243,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28244,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, so Dwight gave me this wooden mallard as a gift, and I found a recording device in it. Yes. So, I think if I played it just right I can get Dwight to play out the plot of National Treasure.","text_w_direction":"[sighs] Oh, so Dwight gave me this wooden mallard as a gift, and I found a recording device in it. Yes. So, I think if I played it just right I can get Dwight to play out the plot of National Treasure.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28245,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"You need to be more upset about this. She's your mother too now. Your mother is sleeping with Michael Scott.","text_w_direction":"You need to be more upset about this. She's your mother too now. Your mother is sleeping with Michael Scott.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28246,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Andy, can I talk to you for a second?","text_w_direction":"Andy, can I talk to you for a second?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28247,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Sure thing, Tuna Boss.","text_w_direction":"Sure thing, Tuna Boss.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28248,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"","text_w_direction":"[holding up a sign that reads, \"Dwight picked the wrong day to put a wooden mallard in my office\"]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28249,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"How may I be of service to you?","text_w_direction":"[in Jim's office] How may I be of service to you?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28250,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"I am gonna need your advice I was thinking about getting this opera for Dwight's birthday, what do you think?","text_w_direction":"I am gonna need your advice [starts playing loud opera music, everyone can hear it, Creed starts crying] I was thinking about getting this opera for Dwight's birthday, what do you think?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28251,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"This aurea is a joke.","text_w_direction":"[both look at Dwight, Jim waves] This aurea is a joke.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28252,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28253,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"What are you thinking?","text_w_direction":"What are you thinking?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28254,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"I was gonna go with this one.","text_w_direction":"I was gonna go with this one.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28255,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Let me tell you something, if you respect him at all, you will get him something better.","text_w_direction":"[both look at Dwight who is standing right outside the office] Let me tell you something, if you respect him at all, you will get him something better.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28256,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"The Nard Dog... what was that all about?","text_w_direction":"[Andy gets up and leaves the office] The Nard Dog... what was that all about?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28257,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"I know, right?","text_w_direction":"I know, right?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28258,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"What were you talking about in there?","text_w_direction":"What were you talking about in there?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28259,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Trust me it would only make you mad.","text_w_direction":"Trust me it would only make you mad. [opera continues, Dwight looks at Jim standing outside his office, waves, Jim waves back]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28260,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Due to a certain recent incident, corporate has asked all the branches to come up with ideas as to how we can better communicate with our communities.","text_w_direction":"[in the conference room leading a meeting] Due to a certain recent incident, corporate has asked all the branches to come up with ideas as to how we can better communicate with our communities.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28261,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"Is this because of the 60 Minutes segment about working conditions in our Peruvian paper mill?","text_w_direction":"Is this because of the 60 Minutes segment about working conditions in our Peruvian paper mill?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28262,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"That was a hit job. If you read the Dunder Mifflin press release it clearly states that they had absolutely nothing to do with that particular cancer cluster. So if there is a lesson to be learned here and I'm not sure that there is, it is that in order to help our communities, we need to put other people's needs ahead of our own.","text_w_direction":"That was a hit job. If you read the Dunder Mifflin press release it clearly states that they had absolutely nothing to do with that particular cancer cluster. So if there is a lesson to be learned here and I'm not sure that there is, it is that in order to help our communities, we need to put other people's needs ahead of our own.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28263,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Haha! Ha ha ha.","text_w_direction":"Haha! Ha ha ha.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28264,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"And whoever comes up with the best idea gets a $50 gift certificate to the restaurant of his or her choice.","text_w_direction":"And whoever comes up with the best idea gets a $50 gift certificate to the restaurant of his or her choice. [everyone claps and makes comments]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28265,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Who wants to help the world one step at a time? Alright, good.","text_w_direction":"Who wants to help the world one step at a time? [Dwight raises his hand] Alright, good.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28266,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Volunteerism is important. Every weekend I volunteer at the local animal shelter and they need a lot of help down there. Last Sunday I had to put down over 150 pets all by myself.","text_w_direction":"Volunteerism is important. Every weekend I volunteer at the local animal shelter and they need a lot of help down there. Last Sunday I had to put down over 150 pets all by myself.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28267,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Alright, that's...","text_w_direction":"Alright, that's...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28268,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Meredith","text":"Paint a mural of Chicano leaders.","text_w_direction":"Paint a mural of Chicano leaders.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28269,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Alright...","text_w_direction":"Alright...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28270,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"I have a way to make Scranton a better place, you could leave it.","text_w_direction":"I have a way to make Scranton a better place, you could leave it. [laughter]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28271,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, I'm out of here, see you later guys...","text_w_direction":"Okay, I'm out of here, [pretends to leave] see you later guys...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28272,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Various","text":"Get out and stay out, bye...","text_w_direction":"Get out and stay out, bye...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28273,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, oh no here's an idea... conservation...","text_w_direction":"Ok, oh no here's an idea... conservation...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28274,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"I love it, conservation. Let's start by conserving our time and stop having these stupid meetings. No more meetings! No more meetings! No more meetings! No more meetings!","text_w_direction":"I love it, conservation. Let's start by conserving our time and stop having these stupid meetings. [stands up and cheers] No more meetings! No more meetings! No more meetings! No more meetings! [Stanley cheers her on in the background]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28275,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Anybody else? Who else has an idea?","text_w_direction":"Anybody else? Who else has an idea?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28276,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"I have some ideas about conservation...","text_w_direction":"I have some ideas about conservation...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28277,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Yes! Angela! Please...","text_w_direction":"Yes! Angela! Please...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28278,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Can you hold down the fort? Hey boo!","text_w_direction":"[Michael leaves to answer his phone] Can you hold down the fort? [on phone] Hey boo!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28279,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"Thank you. Sure well first of all I think that we could totally...","text_w_direction":"Thank you. Sure well first of all I think that we could totally...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28280,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"What's it... why are you crying?","text_w_direction":"[on phone] What's it... why are you crying?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28281,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Yes! I think we should look into that. If you could just speak up louder...","text_w_direction":"Yes! I think we should look into that. If you could just speak up louder...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28282,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"Shhhh...","text_w_direction":"[to Angela] Shhhh...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28283,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"Well, for our profit...","text_w_direction":"Well, for our profit...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28284,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"Shhh...","text_w_direction":"[to Angela] Shhh...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28285,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no, I'll talk to her. I will... No... nobody talks to my baby that way... uh ah... yeah, I'll let you know how it goes. Alright, by pickle.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] No, no, no, I'll talk to her. I will... No... nobody talks to my baby that way... uh ah... yeah, I'll let you know how it goes. Alright, by pickle.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28286,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"Who's pickle?","text_w_direction":"Who's pickle?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28287,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Pamela Morgan Beesly, you need to apologize to your mother right now.","text_w_direction":"[hangs up phone and walks back into conference room] Pamela Morgan Beesly, you need to apologize to your mother right now.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28288,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"I'm sorry, I was told I had the floor.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, I was told I had the floor.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28289,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28290,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Oscar","text":"Hold on, hold on, what's going on?","text_w_direction":"Hold on, hold on, what's going on?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28291,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Nothing... nothing at all... it's all good!","text_w_direction":"Nothing... nothing at all... it's all good!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28292,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"I'm not apologizing to anyone. Michael owes me an apology.","text_w_direction":"I'm not apologizing to anyone. Michael owes me an apology.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28293,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"For trying to find happiness in the arms of a lover?","text_w_direction":"For trying to find happiness in the arms of a lover?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28294,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Don't call my mother your lover.","text_w_direction":"Don't call my mother your lover.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28295,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"Yes! That's what I'm talking about.","text_w_direction":"Yes! That's what I'm talking about.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28296,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Andy","text":"That is not okay dude.","text_w_direction":"That is not okay dude.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28297,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Alright, in my defense...","text_w_direction":"Alright, in my defense...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28298,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phyllis","text":"Disgusting...","text_w_direction":"Disgusting...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28299,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Creed","text":"She's messed up man...","text_w_direction":"She's messed up man...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28300,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Yes! Thank you, welcome to my personal hell!","text_w_direction":"Yes! Thank you, welcome to my personal hell!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28301,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Oscar","text":"You have no sense of boundaries Michael.","text_w_direction":"You have no sense of boundaries Michael.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28302,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Shut up Oscar. Hey, alright, you know what, clearly I'm outnumbered here, but can I just say one thing, please? What is so wrong about me? I'm caring, I'm generous, I'm sensual. Is it really so horrible that I could possibly go out and find happiness.","text_w_direction":"Shut up Oscar. Hey, alright, you know what, clearly I'm outnumbered here, but can I just say one thing, please? What is so wrong about me? I'm caring, I'm generous, I'm sensual. Is it really so horrible that I could possibly go out and find happiness.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28303,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Phyllis","text":"Good luck Michael, I hope you find what you're looking for.","text_w_direction":"Good luck Michael, I hope you find what you're looking for.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28304,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Oscar","text":"Maybe you're right, who are we to...","text_w_direction":"Maybe you're right, who are we to...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28305,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Shut up Oscar. What is wrong with all of you, he is sleeping with my mother!","text_w_direction":"Shut up Oscar. What is wrong with all of you, he is sleeping with my mother!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28306,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't think there's a whole lot of sleeping going on.","text_w_direction":"I don't think there's a whole lot of sleeping going on.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28307,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Let's get back to the matter at hand.","text_w_direction":"Let's get back to the matter at hand.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28308,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Whatever, you know, sleep with my mom, sleep with everybody's mom...","text_w_direction":"Whatever, you know, sleep with my mom, sleep with everybody's mom...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28309,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no... no, no...","text_w_direction":"No, no, no... no, no...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28310,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"Whoa, that's my mother you're talking about...","text_w_direction":"Whoa, that's my mother you're talking about...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28311,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I don't like the tone here... this is a place of business, you are to listen to others, you are to give others respect, and you are to keep your personal issues out of it.","text_w_direction":"I don't like the tone here... this is a place of business, you are to listen to others, you are to give others respect, and you are to keep your personal issues out of it.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28312,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Uhh, huh, ho... oooh my God, you are ridiculous!","text_w_direction":"Uhh, huh, ho... oooh my God, you are ridiculous!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28313,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Do not talk to me that way! I am your boss and I may someday be your father, so get out.","text_w_direction":"Do not talk to me that way! I am your boss and I may someday be your father, so get out.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28314,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"You are never going to be my father, you get out!","text_w_direction":"You are never going to be my father, you get out!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28315,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I hope that you are willing to die in this office, because I am...","text_w_direction":"I hope that you are willing to die in this office, because I am...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28316,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Me too...","text_w_direction":"Me too...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28317,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey. [walks up to Oscar and hands him a report to sign]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28318,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Oscar","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28319,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Angela","text":"Pam, how's your day going?","text_w_direction":"[in a sing-songy voice] Pam, how's your day going?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28320,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Oscar","text":"Pam, just for the record, I think you're overreacting a little bit, your mom's old enough to make her own decisions.","text_w_direction":"Pam, just for the record, I think you're overreacting a little bit, your mom's old enough to make her own decisions.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28321,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, well, thanks Oscar. I was just wondering how would you feel if Michael was sleeping with your mom?","text_w_direction":"Oh, well, thanks Oscar. I was just wondering how would you feel if Michael was sleeping with your mom?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28322,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Oscar","text":"My mother's in a wheelchair.","text_w_direction":"My mother's in a wheelchair.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28323,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Well, he could still... I'm sorry about that... Oh could I just get you to sign this second page.","text_w_direction":"Well, he could still... I'm sorry about that... Oh could I just get you to sign this second page.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28324,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"Ryan, I have to ask you a personal question. Do you think that I should get a Fedora?","text_w_direction":"[Dwight listening in his ear piece] Ryan, I have to ask you a personal question. Do you think that I should get a Fedora?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28325,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"Ahh, I don't think so, no...","text_w_direction":"Ahh, I don't think so, no...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28326,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"Well, I think I'd look really hot in one. Where'd you get your fedora?","text_w_direction":"Well, I think I'd look really hot in one. Where'd you get your fedora?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28327,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"I'd rather not say.","text_w_direction":"I'd rather not say.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28328,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"I think I'm gonna get the same fedora as you.","text_w_direction":"I think I'm gonna get the same fedora as you.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28329,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Erin","text":"Hi Dwight!","text_w_direction":"Hi Dwight!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28330,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Shh!","text_w_direction":"[Dwight storms through the break room listening to Kelly and Ryan in his ear piece] Shh!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28331,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"...it should go with the persona you already have.","text_w_direction":"[Ryan and Kelly talking] ...it should go with the persona you already have.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28332,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"Well, I think I have that persona.","text_w_direction":"Well, I think I have that persona.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28333,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Where did you get that mallard?","text_w_direction":"Where did you get that mallard?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28334,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"What the hell is a mallard?","text_w_direction":"What the hell is a mallard?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28335,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"That!","text_w_direction":"That!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28336,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh, Professor Damien D. Duck, Jim gave him to me.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Professor Damien D. Duck, Jim gave him to me.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28337,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, I gave that to him that as a gift, I'm taking that back.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I gave that to him that as a gift, I'm taking that back.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28338,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"If you take it back, I'll scream.","text_w_direction":"If you take it back, I'll scream.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28339,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"I'll give you five bucks for it.","text_w_direction":"[sighs heavily] I'll give you five bucks for it.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28340,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"Twenty.","text_w_direction":"Twenty.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28341,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Ten.","text_w_direction":"Ten.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28342,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"Deal.","text_w_direction":"Deal. [pays Ryan and takes the mallard back]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28343,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kelly","text":"You're so cool.","text_w_direction":"[to Ryan] You're so cool.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28344,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"This reminds me, you owe me three bucks for gas.","text_w_direction":"This reminds me, you owe me three bucks for gas.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28345,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Hey Toby, could I talk to you for a minute?","text_w_direction":"[walks into Toby's office] Hey Toby, could I talk to you for a minute?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28346,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Toby","text":"Yeah, sure, what's up?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, sure, what's up?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28347,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Um, I just wanted to apologize for taking that tone with you earlier that was... uncalled for, I'm sorry.","text_w_direction":"Um, I just wanted to apologize for taking that tone with you earlier that was... uncalled for, I'm sorry.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28348,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Toby","text":"Um, yeah, ah, ah, that means a lot. Thank you for saying it.","text_w_direction":"Um, yeah, ah, ah, that means a lot. Thank you for saying it.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28349,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Can I sit down for a second?","text_w_direction":"Can I sit down for a second?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28350,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Toby","text":"Yeah, er... pull up a chair or sit on the shredder.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, er... pull up a chair or sit on the shredder.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28351,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"This is gonna sound weird, but I think I may be the victim of a hostile work environment with this whole Pam situation.","text_w_direction":"This is gonna sound weird, but I think I may be the victim of a hostile work environment with this whole Pam situation.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28352,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Toby","text":"Ah, you should probably deal with that outside of the work place.","text_w_direction":"Ah, you should probably deal with that outside of the work place.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28353,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"She brought it into the work place so I feel like it has to be dealt with here.","text_w_direction":"She brought it into the work place so I feel like it has to be dealt with here.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28354,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Toby","text":"Ok, I mean, I could talk to her.","text_w_direction":"Ok, I mean, I could talk to her.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28355,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Really? Would you do that?","text_w_direction":"Really? Would you do that?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28356,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Toby","text":"Yeah... that's why they pay me the big bucks.","text_w_direction":"Yeah... that's why they pay me the big bucks. [both laugh]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28357,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"You're a good, good guy.","text_w_direction":"[hugs Toby, who smiles big] You're a good, good guy.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28358,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Toby","text":"I'm good...","text_w_direction":"I'm good...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28359,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Toby","text":"You know, I always knew if Michael just took the time to get to know me, we'd become friends.","text_w_direction":"You know, I always knew if Michael just took the time to get to know me, we'd become friends.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28360,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Toby","text":"Hey Pam, could I talk to you for a sec?","text_w_direction":"[walks up to Pam's desk with a binder] Hey Pam, could I talk to you for a sec?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28361,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Sure, what's up?","text_w_direction":"Sure, what's up?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28362,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Toby","text":"Well, I was hoping that maybe in light of everything that's happened today, it would be a good idea if today, you, me, and Michael could head into the conference room for some conflict resolution.","text_w_direction":"Well, I was hoping that maybe in light of everything that's happened today, it would be a good idea if today, you, me, and Michael could head into the conference room for some conflict resolution.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28363,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"What's the matter, you can't fight your own battles?","text_w_direction":"[to Michael] What's the matter, you can't fight your own battles?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28364,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"No... that's...","text_w_direction":"No... that's...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28365,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Toby","text":"Maybe you could just take the rest of the day off... you know...","text_w_direction":"Maybe you could just take the rest of the day off... you know...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28366,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, would that make you feel better?","text_w_direction":"[to Michael] Oh, would that make you feel better?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28367,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I don't... um... I can't hear your conversation.","text_w_direction":"I don't... um... I can't hear your conversation.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28368,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"You can tell Michael that I'm not leaving.","text_w_direction":"You can tell Michael that I'm not leaving.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28369,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Toby","text":"Buddy, I think that...","text_w_direction":"[gets up and puts a hand on Michael's shoulder] Buddy, I think that...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28370,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, yeah, yeah-okay... you're a jackass. Hey, hey, you know what? You're just as stubborn as your mother, when you don't wanna do something you just don't do it.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, yeah, yeah-okay... you're a jackass. [to Pam] Hey, hey, you know what? You're just as stubborn as your mother, when you don't wanna do something you just don't do it.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28371,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Stanley","text":"Heh, heh, heh.","text_w_direction":"Heh, heh, heh.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28372,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, you're just her rebound!","text_w_direction":"Michael, you're just her rebound!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28373,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"You were right Jim, shoulda listened to you, should never have told her.","text_w_direction":"You were right Jim, shoulda listened to you, should never have told her.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28374,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"What! You knew?","text_w_direction":"[to Jim] What! You knew?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28375,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Barely, I... I don't have all the facts. Frank and Bean...","text_w_direction":"Barely, I... I don't have all the facts. Frank and Bean...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28376,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, do you want me to stop seeing your mom? Is that how we're gonna get past this? Cause, I will.","text_w_direction":"[Pam storms into break room] Okay, do you want me to stop seeing your mom? Is that how we're gonna get past this? Cause, I will.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28377,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Mmmmm, yes!","text_w_direction":"Mmmmm, yes!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28378,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Well, that is not gonna happen!","text_w_direction":"Well, that is not gonna happen!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28379,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Then why'd you even offer!?","text_w_direction":"Then why'd you even offer!?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28380,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Because I assumed that you want me to be happy because I want you to be happy.","text_w_direction":"Because I assumed that you want me to be happy because I want you to be happy.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28381,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, let me make this very easy for you, I could give a sh about your happiness! Stop dating my mother!","text_w_direction":"Michael, let me make this very easy for you, I could give a sh[beep] about your happiness! Stop dating my mother!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28382,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"You know what? I'm gonna start dating her even harder.","text_w_direction":"You know what? I'm gonna start dating her even harder.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28383,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"What's that supposed to mean?","text_w_direction":"What's that supposed to mean?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28384,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"You know what it means.","text_w_direction":"You know what it means.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28385,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Hey...","text_w_direction":"[Pam storms out of the break room] Hey...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28386,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Shut it!","text_w_direction":"Shut it!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28387,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Yep...","text_w_direction":"Yep...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28388,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"I don't need to be friends with Pam. I have plenty of female friends. My mom, Pam's mom, my aunt... although she just blocked me on IM, what's her face from Quiznos, I see her four times a week.","text_w_direction":"I don't need to be friends with Pam. I have plenty of female friends. My mom, Pam's mom, my aunt... although she just blocked me on IM, what's her face from Quiznos, I see her four times a week.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28389,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight, you brought the mallard back.","text_w_direction":"[walks into his office and sees the mallard back on his desk] Dwight, you brought the mallard back.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28390,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, I had to, I mean... Kelly was not even...","text_w_direction":"Well, I had to, I mean... Kelly was not even...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28391,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Hi buddy.","text_w_direction":"[speaking into the mallard and looking a Dwight] Hi buddy.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28392,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm sorry.","text_w_direction":"[walks into Jim's office and takes out ear piece] I'm sorry.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28393,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"A wooden duck?","text_w_direction":"A wooden duck?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28394,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Mallard. I put it in your office in order to surveil you. I was jealous that you got the promotion over me.","text_w_direction":"Mallard. I put it in your office in order to surveil you. I was jealous that you got the promotion over me.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28395,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, just to be clear, you're terrible at this and you are not equipped for espionage...","text_w_direction":"Okay, just to be clear, you're terrible at this and you are not equipped for espionage...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28396,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, I'm equipped... I can...","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'm equipped... I can...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28397,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Silence.","text_w_direction":"Silence.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28398,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Don't tell Michael...","text_w_direction":"Don't tell Michael...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28399,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"I won't. But, you will wash and buff our car.","text_w_direction":"I won't. But, you will wash and buff our car.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28400,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"Punishment fits the crime, I accept.","text_w_direction":"Punishment fits the crime, I accept. [shakes Jim's hand and leaves]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28401,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Night everyone. Night Pam, thanks again for the rum.","text_w_direction":"[leaving his office with his rum] Night everyone. Night Pam, thanks again for the rum.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28402,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Erin","text":"Night Michael.","text_w_direction":"Night Michael.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28403,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Michael","text":"Night Erin.","text_w_direction":"Night Erin.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28404,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Hey Pam, can I see you for a second? So, Dwight heard you were having a really rough day. So he generously offered to wash our car.","text_w_direction":"[in the conference room] Hey Pam, can I see you for a second? So, Dwight heard you were having a really rough day. So he generously offered to wash our car.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28405,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Awww, he did that for me?","text_w_direction":"[looking out the window at Dwight washing the car] Awww, he did that for me?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28406,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Yes, he did. You know what was nice, nights swimming in Bayou bay.","text_w_direction":"Yes, he did. You know what was nice, nights swimming in Bayou bay.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28407,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Mmmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmmm.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28408,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Remember that older couple whose kids were also named Jim and Pam?","text_w_direction":"[Michael is seen debating on whether to come back in to the office] Remember that older couple whose kids were also named Jim and Pam?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28409,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Haha, yeah. Say more nice things.","text_w_direction":"Haha, yeah. Say more nice things.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28410,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Well, we went on a Segway tour and we're awesome at it and Frank and Beans!","text_w_direction":"Well, we went on a Segway tour and we're awesome at it and Frank and Beans!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28411,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"Maybe I'm overreacting.","text_w_direction":"Maybe I'm overreacting.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28412,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah... maybe.","text_w_direction":"Yeah... maybe.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28413,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Pam","text":"But I don't think I am.","text_w_direction":"But I don't think I am.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28414,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Jim","text":"You're not, nope. Nope.","text_w_direction":"You're not, nope. Nope.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28415,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh... where'd you get that hat?","text_w_direction":"[Ryan is walking out of the office ahead of him] Oh... where'd you get that hat?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28416,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Ryan","text":"I'd rather not say.","text_w_direction":"I'd rather not say.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28417,"season":6,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Lover","director":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","writer":"Lee Eisenberg;Gene Stupnitsky","character":"Dwight","text":"\"We have our high quality 28 pound bond, our heavier 38 pound bond, or our...\" I've got eight hours of this. Of course I wanted Jim to find the mallard, make him feel safe. Did you really think I would put my primary listening device in a wooden mallard? I'm not insane. \"...65 pound cover stock, which is the heaviest paper that will still feed smoothly through your desktop printer.\"","text_w_direction":"[walks into Jims office, twists the top of the pen that he placed in Jim's pen holder which has a bug in it, pushes play] [Jim's voice] \"We have our high quality 28 pound bond, our heavier 38 pound bond, or our...\" [pauses recording] I've got eight hours of this. Of course I wanted Jim to find the mallard, make him feel safe. Did you really think I would put my primary listening device in a wooden mallard? I'm not insane. [starts the recording again] \"...65 pound cover stock, which is the heaviest paper that will still feed smoothly through your desktop printer.\"","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1917,"air_date":"2009-10-22"}
{"index":28418,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Welcome children of the Scranton Industrial Park Community.","text_w_direction":"Welcome children of the Scranton Industrial Park Community.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28419,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kids","text":"YAY!","text_w_direction":"YAY!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28420,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Join your gangsta pumpkin on his palette truck of doom. Don't worry about a thing. Rest assured you will see me later. Bwah ha ha... ... ha ha ha.","text_w_direction":"Join your gangsta pumpkin on his palette truck of doom. Don't worry about a thing. Rest assured you will see me later. Bwah ha ha... [bumps into something] ... ha ha ha.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28421,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"We are doing a haunted house this Halloween. Which is actually kinda spooky because, as legend has it, on this very site there used to be a productive paper company.","text_w_direction":"We are doing a haunted house this Halloween. Which is actually kinda spooky because, as legend has it, on this very site there used to be a productive paper company.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28422,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"I am going to scare these kids so bad.","text_w_direction":"I am going to scare these kids so bad.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28423,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Darryl","text":"This is the spookiest warehouse in the world, kids. You don't believe me? Just take a look. Oh. Scary, huh? This is a surgery with an octopus and a burn victim.","text_w_direction":"This is the spookiest warehouse in the world, kids. You don't believe me? Just take a look. [Kevin chops into Erin, who is dressed as Princess Fiona] Oh. Scary, huh? This is a surgery with an octopus and a burn victim.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28424,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Angela","text":"Black widow.","text_w_direction":"Black widow.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28425,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kelly","text":"Lulu from The Fifth Element.","text_w_direction":"Lulu from The Fifth Element.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28426,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Darryl","text":"Nobody told me what people were, alright? So... label yourselves or take what you get.","text_w_direction":"Nobody told me what people were, alright? So... label yourselves or take what you get.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28427,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Creed","text":"I want to sell your blood!","text_w_direction":"I want to sell your blood!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28428,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Ryan","text":"That's really not the trend in vampires right now.","text_w_direction":"That's really not the trend in vampires right now.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28429,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Darryl","text":"Here is an old man and a goth dude... and then the old crone from Drag Me to Hell.","text_w_direction":"Here is an old man and a goth dude... and then the old crone from Drag Me to Hell.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28430,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Meredith","text":"I'm a hobo.","text_w_direction":"I'm a hobo.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28431,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Darryl","text":"I asked for a list. ...and a clown.","text_w_direction":"I asked for a list. [Dwight rides in on a tricycle, laughing diabolically] ...and a clown.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28432,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm Jigsaw, idiot.","text_w_direction":"I'm Jigsaw, idiot.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28433,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Darryl","text":"You're not as scary as Book Face, over there.","text_w_direction":"You're not as scary as Book Face, over there.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28434,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Yes. I am the popular social networking site known as Book Face.","text_w_direction":"Yes. I am the popular social networking site known as Book Face.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28435,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Darryl","text":"Ok, kids. You've all been so good and unbelievably patient so I think you are gonna get some candy!","text_w_direction":"Ok, kids. You've all been so good and unbelievably patient so I think you are gonna get some candy!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28436,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kids","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah! [a chair falls over, Michael is seen hanging from the ceiling with a noose around his neck - the kids scream]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28437,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Kids, just remember, suicide is never the answer. Alright?","text_w_direction":"Kids, just remember, suicide is never the answer. Alright?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28438,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Why is Christmas the only holiday that can have a message?","text_w_direction":"Why is Christmas the only holiday that can have a message?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28439,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"It is the easy way out. You are not alone.","text_w_direction":"It is the easy way out. You are not alone.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28440,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Darryl","text":"What the hell is wrong with you?","text_w_direction":"What the hell is wrong with you?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28441,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Who wants candy?","text_w_direction":"Who wants candy?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28442,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"...and then I think I'm going to go to the Garlic Festival.","text_w_direction":"...and then I think I'm going to go to the Garlic Festival.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28443,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28444,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Sounds like fun. You guys would love it.","text_w_direction":"Sounds like fun. You guys would love it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28445,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"I bet we would.","text_w_direction":"I bet we would.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28446,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"They have a TCBY booth.","text_w_direction":"They have a TCBY booth.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28447,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Cool.","text_w_direction":"Cool.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28448,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"The same stuff you get downtown.","text_w_direction":"The same stuff you get downtown.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28449,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Mmm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28450,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Do you like TCBY?","text_w_direction":"Do you like TCBY?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28451,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Who doesn't?","text_w_direction":"Who doesn't?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28452,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"I can't believe it's- I can't believe it's yogurt. Uh... it'll be fun","text_w_direction":"I can't believe it's- I can't believe it's yogurt. Uh... it'll be fun","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28453,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"I confirmed with Raskin Design and they're expecting the both of you in an hour.","text_w_direction":"I confirmed with Raskin Design and they're expecting the both of you in an hour.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28454,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Oh. Actually, it's just gonna be me.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Actually, it's just gonna be me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28455,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"They said the both of you.","text_w_direction":"They said the both of you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28456,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"That is a mistake.","text_w_direction":"That is a mistake.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28457,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"You should give them a call. Check that out.","text_w_direction":"You should give them a call. Check that out.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28458,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Alright. Let's clear this up. Well, there's actually been a few changes in the company and Michael and I are actually at the same level. So, I can- no. Nope. Why would that be a problem?","text_w_direction":"Alright. Let's clear this up. [on phone] Well, there's actually been a few changes in the company and Michael and I are actually at the same level. So, I can- no. Nope. Why would that be a problem?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28459,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Jim's a good kid. He can handle a lot but sometimes you have to call in a master. I, uh... why would you date an amateur when you could date a professional?","text_w_direction":"Jim's a good kid. He can handle a lot but sometimes you have to call in a master. I, uh... why would you date an amateur when you could date a professional?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28460,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Great. See ya' then.","text_w_direction":"Great. See ya' then.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28461,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Wha- what?","text_w_direction":"Wha- what?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28462,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"They said that they would feel more comfortable if you came along.","text_w_direction":"They said that they would feel more comfortable if you came along.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28463,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Why don't they just want you to go by yourself? Why do they want me to come, too? I don't understand.","text_w_direction":"Why don't they just want you to go by yourself? Why do they want me to come, too? I don't understand.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28464,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"I absolutely don't understand, either.","text_w_direction":"I absolutely don't understand, either.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28465,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"I don't want you to feel like I'm baby-sitting you, or something. Alright.","text_w_direction":"I don't want you to feel like I'm baby-sitting you, or something. Alright.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28466,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28467,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Let me get your stroller.","text_w_direction":"Let me get your stroller.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28468,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Sure. Michael's a good teacher. A teacher is someone who stands right next to you your whole life and never lets you do anything. That's what a teacher is, right?","text_w_direction":"Sure. Michael's a good teacher. A teacher is someone who stands right next to you your whole life and never lets you do anything. That's what a teacher is, right?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28469,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"What are you gonna call him?","text_w_direction":"What are you gonna call him?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28470,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Dave.","text_w_direction":"Dave.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28471,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"No. What is his name?","text_w_direction":"No. What is his name?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28472,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Dave.","text_w_direction":"Dave.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28473,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Mr. Bourchard. They're very formal.","text_w_direction":"Mr. Bourchard. They're very formal.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28474,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. I've spoken to them on the phone.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I've spoken to them on the phone.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28475,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, well... this is not the phone. This is real life, baby, and you gotta own it. Is that what you are wearing?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well... this is not the phone. This is real life, baby, and you gotta own it. Is that what you are wearing?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28476,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Yes, it is.","text_w_direction":"Yes, it is.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28477,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"...and that is the watch that you are going to wear? No. It is not. You should wear this watch. I will loan it to you. It is a Tankard. I highly recommend you wear that.","text_w_direction":"...and that is the watch that you are going to wear? No. It is not. You should wear this watch. I will loan it to you. It is a Tankard. I highly recommend you wear that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28478,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"No thanks.","text_w_direction":"No thanks.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28479,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"They are into style.","text_w_direction":"They are into style.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28480,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Mmm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28481,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"They are into appearance. We are selling success.","text_w_direction":"They are into appearance. We are selling success.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28482,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"...and paper.","text_w_direction":"...and paper.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28483,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"That's sorta secondary.","text_w_direction":"That's sorta secondary. [offers Jim the watch again]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28484,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Nope. No.","text_w_direction":"Nope. No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28485,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"He's trying to micro-co-manage me... or co-micro... manage... me.","text_w_direction":"He's trying to micro-co-manage me... or co-micro... manage... me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28486,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Here we are outside-","text_w_direction":"Here we are outside-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28487,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"WB!","text_w_direction":"WB!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28488,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"- the Wilkes-Barre Industrial Park.","text_w_direction":"- the Wilkes-Barre Industrial Park.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28489,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Industrial P.! Makin' cold calls.","text_w_direction":"Industrial P.! Makin' cold calls.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28490,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"The two people with the lowest sales in the quarter have to do them.","text_w_direction":"The two people with the lowest sales in the quarter have to do them.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28491,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Where are you? Dean Trophies. Suite 100. Sherman Blinds and Rugs. Suite 202.","text_w_direction":"[singing] Where are you? Dean Trophies. Suite 100. Sherman Blinds and Rugs. Suite 202.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28492,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Here it is. Suite 401.","text_w_direction":"Here it is. [Andy is still singing] Suite 401.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28493,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah. I was gonna sing that part.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I was gonna sing that part.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28494,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"I know. Now you don't have to.","text_w_direction":"I know. Now you don't have to.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28495,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Except it was going to resolve the melody, so now my head hurts. Feels like I held in a sneeze. Mmm! I hate this feeling. Suite 401.","text_w_direction":"Except it was going to resolve the melody, so now my head hurts. Feels like I held in a sneeze. Mmm! I hate this feeling. [sings] Suite 401.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28496,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Alright. Hi. Any messages?","text_w_direction":"Alright. Hi. Any messages?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28497,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"You're soaking wet.","text_w_direction":"You're soaking wet.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28498,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, well, Jim and I got caught in a little flash rain, flash wind, flash lightning.","text_w_direction":"Uh, well, Jim and I got caught in a little flash rain, flash wind, flash lightning.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28499,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phyllis","text":"Wow. Sounds scary.","text_w_direction":"Wow. Sounds scary.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28500,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"It was. It was. And then in an instant it wasn't.","text_w_direction":"It was. It was. And then in an instant it wasn't.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28501,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Angela","text":"Why isn't Jim wet?","text_w_direction":"Why isn't Jim wet?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28502,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"I outran it.","text_w_direction":"I outran it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28503,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Meredith","text":"I don't think it rained. My hip would be throbbing.","text_w_direction":"I don't think it rained. My hip would be throbbing.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28504,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"It rained.","text_w_direction":"It rained.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28505,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael, can I get you something? A towel? Some cocoa?","text_w_direction":"Michael, can I get you something? A towel? Some cocoa?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28506,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Nothing. Cocoa.","text_w_direction":"Nothing. Cocoa.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28507,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"I'll just leave that suit in your office then.","text_w_direction":"I'll just leave that suit in your office then.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28508,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Good. Yep.","text_w_direction":"Good. Yep.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28509,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Secretary","text":"Must be nice to have company on these cold calls.","text_w_direction":"Must be nice to have company on these cold calls.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28510,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"We're kind of a dynamic duo. Or trio.","text_w_direction":"We're kind of a dynamic duo. Or trio. [points to Pam's tummy]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28511,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Secretary","text":"How exciting! Do you guys know the s*x yet?","text_w_direction":"How exciting! Do you guys know the s*x yet?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28512,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Oh. No, no. We're not together. No, no, no. Definitely not. Definitely not. No. We just work together.","text_w_direction":"[Andy shakes his head 'no'] Oh. No, no. [laughing] We're not together. No, no, no. Definitely not. Definitely not. No. We just work together.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28513,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Looks like somebody's got a case of the definitelies.","text_w_direction":"[miffed] Looks like somebody's got a case of the definitelies.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28514,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"Um, Michael? The custodian from Raskin Design is on the line. He said they found your keys in the Koi pond.","text_w_direction":"[Michael is walking around in one of Jim's suits] Um, Michael? The custodian from Raskin Design is on the line. He said they found your keys in the Koi pond.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28515,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Ok. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Ok. Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28516,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Stanley","text":"Did you say 'Koi pond'?","text_w_direction":"Did you say 'Koi pond'?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28517,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"[phone rings] Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28518,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"Michael, people are asking questions.","text_w_direction":"Michael, people are asking questions.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28519,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Ok. Put them on speaker. Hey guys, what's going on?","text_w_direction":"Ok. Put them on speaker. Hey guys, what's going on?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28520,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phyllis","text":"Michael, did you you fall into a Koi pond?","text_w_direction":"Michael, did you you fall into a Koi pond?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28521,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Uh... I can't really hear you. I think we have sort of a bad connection.","text_w_direction":"Uh... I can't really hear you. I think we have sort of a bad connection.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28522,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Oscar","text":"Jim, did Michael fall into a Koi pond?","text_w_direction":"Jim, did Michael fall into a Koi pond?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28523,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Mmm... it's like Michael said. It was some- something else.","text_w_direction":"Mmm... it's like Michael said. It was some- something else.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28524,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"It was- Ok. This is what it was. It was these bunch of idiots who had put a fish tank in the ground with no cover and no railing.","text_w_direction":"It was- Ok. This is what it was. It was these bunch of idiots who had put a fish tank in the ground with no cover and no railing.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28525,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Angela","text":"So you fell in?","text_w_direction":"So you fell in?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28526,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"No. Maybe I was trying to save a child that had fallen in.","text_w_direction":"No. Maybe I was trying to save a child that had fallen in.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28527,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Angela","text":"So a child had fallen in?","text_w_direction":"So a child had fallen in?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28528,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Not yet!","text_w_direction":"Not yet!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28529,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kevin","text":"That is hilarious.","text_w_direction":"That is hilarious. [extends hand for a fist bump]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28530,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"No it is- don't! I'm not gonna bump. I'm not gonna bump. And it was not hilarious. It was very, very terrifying.","text_w_direction":"No it is- don't! I'm not gonna bump. I'm not gonna bump. And it was not hilarious. It was very, very terrifying. [Stanley laughs]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28531,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Truthfully, it wasn't the way he fell in. It was... how long it took him to get out.","text_w_direction":"Truthfully, it wasn't the way he fell in. It was... how long it took him to get out.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28532,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"And we'd like to offer you 15% off your first purchase as our way of welcoming you to the area.","text_w_direction":"And we'd like to offer you 15% off your first purchase as our way of welcoming you to the area.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28533,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Customer","text":"Well that sounds like a really nice deal.","text_w_direction":"Well that sounds like a really nice deal.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28534,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Sha-bow.","text_w_direction":"Sha-bow.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28535,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Customer","text":"And I must say, that since we are a family business it is nice to see that you are, too.","text_w_direction":"And I must say, that since we are a family business it is nice to see that you are, too.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28536,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, wow. You thought that- oh, my gosh. Oh. Definitely not.","text_w_direction":"Oh, wow. You thought that- oh, my gosh. Oh. Definitely not.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28537,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Customer","text":"My mistake. Sorry.","text_w_direction":"My mistake. Sorry.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28538,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"It's ok.","text_w_direction":"It's ok.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28539,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Nuh. Actually, it's kinda not ok. Um, I date models. Face models. My girlfriend, on a scale of one to Giselle, uh... a nine.","text_w_direction":"Nuh. Actually, it's kinda not ok. Um, I date models. Face models. My girlfriend, on a scale of one to Giselle, uh... a nine.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28540,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Customer","text":"That- that's good for you.","text_w_direction":"That- that's good for you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28541,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Anyway, we also have a special on envelopes.","text_w_direction":"Anyway, we also have a special on envelopes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28542,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Pam's carrying our surrogate. Because my girlfriend needed to keep her figure for fashion week. So, we, uh, we put our baby in Pam. Doesn't matter what Pam looks like.","text_w_direction":"Pam's carrying our surrogate. Because my girlfriend needed to keep her figure for fashion week. So, we, uh, we put our baby in Pam. Doesn't matter what Pam looks like.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28543,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28544,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"You were way meaner to me than I was to you.","text_w_direction":"You were way meaner to me than I was to you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28545,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"No I wasn't. Ok. The very idea of us together made you burst out laughing like you just bit into an Adam Sandler and jelly sandwich.","text_w_direction":"No I wasn't. Ok. The very idea of us together made you burst out laughing like you just bit into an Adam Sandler and jelly sandwich.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28546,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"You blew the sale, you idiot.","text_w_direction":"You blew the sale, you idiot.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28547,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Let me tell you something. I was never gonna make that sale.","text_w_direction":"Let me tell you something. I was never gonna make that sale.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28548,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Erin, do we have any of those clips that hold paper together?","text_w_direction":"Erin, do we have any of those clips that hold paper together?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28549,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"Staples? Uh, David Wallace called.","text_w_direction":"Staples? [Kevin clears his throat] Uh, David Wallace called.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28550,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Oh. He did? What did he say?","text_w_direction":"Oh. He did? What did he say?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28551,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"He heard you made a big splash at the meeting. Oh, my God. That was so mean what I just said and I didn't mean it. It was Kevin and Meredith put me up to it.","text_w_direction":"He heard you made a big splash at the meeting. Oh, my God. That was so mean what I just said and I didn't mean it. It was Kevin and Meredith put me up to it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28552,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28553,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kevin","text":"I'm gonna kill you.","text_w_direction":"[whispers to Erin] I'm gonna kill you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28554,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Stanley","text":"Michael, don't listen to them.","text_w_direction":"Michael, don't listen to them.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28555,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you, Stanley.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, Stanley.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28556,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Stanley","text":"You just ignore their carp.","text_w_direction":"You just ignore their carp.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28557,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28558,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael?","text_w_direction":"Michael?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28559,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28560,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"A carp is both a fish and a term for complaing. They're mocking you with wordplay.","text_w_direction":"A carp is both a fish and a term for complaing. They're mocking you with wordplay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28561,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Creed","text":"Hey, boss, did you find Nemo?","text_w_direction":"Hey, boss, did you find Nemo?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28562,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"I can name Pixar movies, too. Toy Story.","text_w_direction":"I can name Pixar movies, too. Toy Story.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28563,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Oscar","text":"Don't you mean 'Koi Story'?","text_w_direction":"Don't you mean 'Koi Story'?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28564,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phyllis","text":"And when you fell in, did you flounder?","text_w_direction":"And when you fell in, did you flounder?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28565,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael, flounder is both a kind of fish and -","text_w_direction":"Michael, flounder is both a kind of fish and -","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28566,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"I know what a flounder is.","text_w_direction":"I know what a flounder is.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28567,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"I'm not usually the butt of the joke. I'm usually the face of the joke. I wish Jim had fallen into that pond and he'd have to put on my suit and it'd be too short and he'd look... Damn it! He'd still look good.","text_w_direction":"I'm not usually the butt of the joke. I'm usually the face of the joke. I wish Jim had fallen into that pond and he'd have to put on my suit and it'd be too short and he'd look... Damn it! He'd still look good.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28568,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"The most fundamental thing about sensitivity training is that you cannot make fun of a person for something or some action that they have done that they regret. Show of hands- who has been 'Koi-ponded'? Who here's been the butt of a joke that has gone too far? Phyllis?","text_w_direction":"The most fundamental thing about sensitivity training is that you cannot make fun of a person for something or some action that they have done that they regret. Show of hands- who has been 'Koi-ponded'? Who here's been the butt of a joke that has gone too far? Phyllis?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28569,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phyllis","text":"Michael, you make fun of us every day.","text_w_direction":"Michael, you make fun of us every day.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28570,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Uh...","text_w_direction":"Uh...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28571,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah. Every single day.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Every single day.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28572,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"You never said anything.","text_w_direction":"You never said anything.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28573,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Meredith","text":"Uh, we have. Countless times.","text_w_direction":"Uh, we have. Countless times.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28574,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Well, it is hard to tell the difference between you guys saying, 'Stop because I want you to stop' or STOP as in 'Stop. You're making me laugh so hard. What you're doing is so funny. You are on a roll. I am busting a gut. Stop!'","text_w_direction":"Well, it is hard to tell the difference between you guys saying, 'Stop because I want you to stop' or STOP as in 'Stop. You're making me laugh so hard. What you're doing is so funny. You are on a roll. I am busting a gut. Stop!'","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28575,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Angela","text":"That's never the case.","text_w_direction":"That's never the case.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28576,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"We are going to make a 'Do Not Mock' list. Ok? Anything that we think might be out of bounds, we put on this list. Anything you put on this list you cannot be teased about. Got it? I'm gonna kick it off. Let's see what I have to put on the list, right? Ok. I also have fallen into the fountain at the Steamtown Mall. Ok. Who else? Who else? Dwight, come on.","text_w_direction":"We are going to make a 'Do Not Mock' list. Ok? Anything that we think might be out of bounds, we put on this list. Anything you put on this list you cannot be teased about. Got it? I'm gonna kick it off. Let's see what I have to put on the list, right? [writes 'Koi pond' on the list] Ok. I also have fallen into the fountain at the Steamtown Mall. Ok. Who else? Who else? Dwight, come on.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28577,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't want people making fun of my nose.","text_w_direction":"I don't want people making fun of my nose.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28578,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Your nose?","text_w_direction":"Your nose?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28579,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"It's too small.","text_w_direction":"It's too small.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28580,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28581,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Oscar","text":"Oh my. That is small.","text_w_direction":"Oh my. That is small.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28582,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Just, write it down, please.","text_w_direction":"Just, write it down, please.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28583,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Oscar","text":"Can you breathe okay?","text_w_direction":"Can you breathe okay?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28584,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kelly","text":"What keeps your glasses on?","text_w_direction":"What keeps your glasses on?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28585,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey! It's on the list, everybody.","text_w_direction":"Hey! It's on the list, everybody.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28586,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"No. I haven't finished writing. Did you sneeze it off? That's it. No more. Ok. Who else? Who else? Everybody's getting their chance.","text_w_direction":"No. I haven't finished writing. Did you sneeze it off? That's it. No more. Ok. Who else? Who else? Everybody's getting their chance.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28587,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kevin","text":"I don't want people making fun of my weight.","text_w_direction":"I don't want people making fun of my weight.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28588,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Ok. That's to broad. It's gotta be something else. How 'bout your stomach? Yeah? Meredith?","text_w_direction":"Ok. That's to broad. It's gotta be something else. How 'bout your stomach? Yeah? [writes Huge Gut] Meredith?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28589,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Meredith","text":"I don't want to say it out loud.","text_w_direction":"I don't want to say it out loud.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28590,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Ok. Fine. Come on up here. Write it yourself. And don't sign your name to it. And nobody look. Everybody look away. Look away.","text_w_direction":"Ok. Fine. Come on up here. Write it yourself. And don't sign your name to it. And nobody look. Everybody look away. Look away.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28591,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Meredith","text":"I really didn't want to put it on the board but I thought maybe it was gonna come out somehow so... what are you gonna do?","text_w_direction":"I really didn't want to put it on the board but I thought maybe it was gonna come out somehow so... what are you gonna do? [she writes 's*x with a terrorist']","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28592,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28593,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"That is our sales pitch and we are stickin' to it.","text_w_direction":"That is our sales pitch and we are stickin' to it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28594,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Keena Gifford","text":"Well, you two are quite the salesmen and a very cute couple.","text_w_direction":"Well, you two are quite the salesmen and a very cute couple.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28595,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Well-","text_w_direction":"Well-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28596,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Oh- Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Oh- [both look at each other and together say] Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28597,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Keena Gifford","text":"Some couples don't seem like a good match. You two do.","text_w_direction":"Some couples don't seem like a good match. You two do.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28598,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Well, you know.","text_w_direction":"Well, you know.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28599,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah. You know. Two peas in a pod. We complete each other. What can I say? She loves to cook-","text_w_direction":"Yeah. You know. Two peas in a pod. We complete each other. What can I say? She loves to cook-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28600,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"He loves to eat.","text_w_direction":"He loves to eat.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28601,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"I love to dance-","text_w_direction":"I love to dance-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28602,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"I love to watch him dance.","text_w_direction":"I love to watch him dance.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28603,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Right. Sometimes I'll just dance for hours in the living room-","text_w_direction":"Right. Sometimes I'll just dance for hours in the living room-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28604,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"And I'll just watch him.","text_w_direction":"And I'll just watch him.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28605,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Keena Gifford","text":"And a baby on the way? You must be so excited.","text_w_direction":"And a baby on the way? You must be so excited.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28606,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28607,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah. We are thrilled.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. We are thrilled.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28608,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Mmm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28609,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"In fact, we spent the whole weekend researching various birthing coaches. Wasn't that fun, honey?","text_w_direction":"In fact, we spent the whole weekend researching various birthing coaches. Wasn't that fun, honey?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28610,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"It was, sweetie.","text_w_direction":"It was, sweetie.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28611,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Keena Gifford","text":"Oh. I know the best teacher. Her name is Miss Janet.","text_w_direction":"Oh. I know the best teacher. Her name is Miss Janet.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28612,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah. On Clearview Avenue.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. On Clearview Avenue.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28613,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Keena Gifford","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28614,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28615,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Angela","text":"This sounds ridiculous, I know, but some people say that I eat like a squirrel.","text_w_direction":"This sounds ridiculous, I know, but some people say that I eat like a squirrel.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28616,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phyllis","text":"So now you're comparing yourself to a cute, tiny animal?","text_w_direction":"So now you're comparing yourself to a cute, tiny animal?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28617,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"Um, Michael? The custodian called again. Apparently a Koi has died.","text_w_direction":"Um, Michael? The custodian called again. Apparently a Koi has died. [everyone shows remorse]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28618,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"It's a fish.","text_w_direction":"It's a fish.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28619,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"They want you to pay for it.","text_w_direction":"They want you to pay for it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28620,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"It could've died of natural causes. So...","text_w_direction":"It could've died of natural causes. So...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28621,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"Well, they said you stepped on it's head. He did not suffer.","text_w_direction":"Well, they said you stepped on it's head. He did not suffer.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28622,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Oscar","text":"When is the funeral?","text_w_direction":"When is the funeral?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28623,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Do not mock, Oscar. Do not mock. How much do they want?","text_w_direction":"Do not mock, Oscar. Do not mock. How much do they want?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28624,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"$300.","text_w_direction":"$300.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28625,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"What? No. I could get a fish for a 5 cent worm.","text_w_direction":"What? No. I could get a fish for a 5 cent worm.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28626,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Creed","text":"Oh, you're payin' way too much for your worms, man. Who's your worm guy?","text_w_direction":"Oh, you're payin' way too much for your worms, man. Who's your worm guy?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28627,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Ok. Great meeting, everybody. That's it.","text_w_direction":"Ok. Great meeting, everybody. That's it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28628,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"No, no.","text_w_direction":"No, no.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28629,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. [everyone begins to leave]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28630,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"No. We are not done here. This-","text_w_direction":"No. We are not done here. This-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28631,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"One of the baby books suggets the best birthing posture is on all fours, like an animal. I just wish I had a special telephone so I could find out exactly wht the little soy bean wants. Right? Hey, little soy bean. What do you want? Right. How do- It- I felt it kick!","text_w_direction":"One of the baby books suggets the best birthing posture is on all fours, like an animal. I just wish I had a special telephone so I could find out exactly wht the little soy bean wants. Right? Hey, little soy bean. What do you want? Right. How do- It- I felt it kick!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28632,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Keena Gifford","text":"That's great!","text_w_direction":"That's great!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28633,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, my gosh. Like a little magical foot just high-fived me.","text_w_direction":"Oh, my gosh. Like a little magical foot just high-fived me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28634,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, well, that'll happen.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well, that'll happen.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28635,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, my gosh. It's like he's trying to say, 'I love you, too, Daddy'. I love you, too.","text_w_direction":"Oh, my gosh. It's like he's trying to say, 'I love you, too, Daddy'. I love you, too. [leans over and kisses Pam's belly]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28636,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Sometimes we're so excited we forget where we are. Like at a business meeting.","text_w_direction":"Sometimes we're so excited we forget where we are. Like at a business meeting.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28637,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Message received, little soy bean.","text_w_direction":"Message received, little soy bean.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28638,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"I think you just gotta ride this one out, man.","text_w_direction":"I think you just gotta ride this one out, man.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28639,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"No, Jim. You don't understand. Things like this don't just die. Kids in high school still call me 'Ponytail'.","text_w_direction":"No, Jim. You don't understand. Things like this don't just die. Kids in high school still call me 'Ponytail'.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28640,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"No, they don't.","text_w_direction":"No, they don't.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28641,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, they do, Jim. Because of the time I got my ponytail stuck in the power trail.","text_w_direction":"Yes, they do, Jim. Because of the time I got my ponytail stuck in the power trail.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28642,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Maybe if you make fun of yourself it'll all go away.","text_w_direction":"Maybe if you make fun of yourself it'll all go away.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28643,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"I want to make fun of you right now.","text_w_direction":"I want to make fun of you right now.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28644,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Really? Do it. I am a big, stupid goofball.","text_w_direction":"Really? Do it. I am a big, stupid goofball.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28645,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"No. Don't do that. You're not. You're not stupid.","text_w_direction":"No. Don't do that. You're not. You're not stupid.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28646,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"See?","text_w_direction":"See?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28647,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, my God.","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28648,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Hey. I- I just wanna say that I cannot believe that I walked into a Koi pond. I mean, seriously. Walk much? Oh. I should wear a snorkel to the next business meeting that I go to.","text_w_direction":"Hey. I- I just wanna say that I cannot believe that I walked into a Koi pond. I mean, seriously. Walk much? [everyone starts laughing] Oh. I should wear a snorkel to the next business meeting that I go to.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28649,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phyllis","text":"Michael. You know, when you think about it, it's not all your fault. I mean, who puts a Koi pond in a lobby?","text_w_direction":"Michael. You know, when you think about it, it's not all your fault. I mean, who puts a Koi pond in a lobby?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28650,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Well, you know what? You're right, Phyllis, but I've been there before. I've seen that pond. This is the thing, I am a world class moron. That's the problem.","text_w_direction":"Well, you know what? You're right, Phyllis, but I've been there before. I've seen that pond. This is the thing, I am a world class moron. That's the problem.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28651,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael, please. Stop it now. You're embarrassing yourself.","text_w_direction":"Michael, please. Stop it now. You're embarrassing yourself.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28652,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"It's ok. We're having fun. It's not actually the first time I've been embarrassed by a pond. In high school, the girls volleyball team always used to hrow me into the frozen lake. Four years in a row. Oh... it was freezing. No. No. No. Oh, this is even worse. Couple weeks ago I went to get a new cellphone and I wanted on of those packages where you have, you know, the friends- the five- the friends and family thing and the guys was like, 'Who are your 5 friends?' and I'm, like, 'Uh... ' I didn't even know I couldn't even think. Oh, my God. It was so embarrassing. That was- oh. I don't even have Jan's cell phone number and I hate her! She won't give it to me. I was like, 'Oh, I guess I'm a loser. 'A luh-whooooo a za her'. Too far! God! Thanks a lot, man. Thanks for the advice.","text_w_direction":"It's ok. We're having fun. It's not actually the first time I've been embarrassed by a pond. In high school, the girls volleyball team always used to hrow me into the frozen lake. Four years in a row. Oh... it was freezing. [Jim signals for making to stop] No. No. No. Oh, this is even worse. [Michael begins to lose his cool] Couple weeks ago I went to get a new cellphone and I wanted on of those packages where you have, you know, the friends- the five- the friends and family thing and the guys was like, 'Who are your 5 friends?' and I'm, like, 'Uh... ' I didn't even know I couldn't even think. [realizing he's going downhill] Oh, my God. It was so embarrassing. That was- oh. I don't even have Jan's cell phone number and I hate her! She won't give it to me. I was like, 'Oh, I guess I'm a loser. 'A luh-whooooo a za her'. Too far! God! Thanks a lot, man. Thanks for the advice.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28653,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kevin","text":"Enjoying your nut?","text_w_direction":"[watching Angela eat something] Enjoying your nut?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28654,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Oscar","text":"Kevin.","text_w_direction":"Kevin.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28655,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Angela","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28656,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kevin","text":"I'm not mocking. I was just making an observation about a nut.","text_w_direction":"I'm not mocking. I was just making an observation about a nut.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28657,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Angela","text":"I was.","text_w_direction":"I was.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28658,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Hey. Who wants to watch Michael's pond dive? My roommate's friend is the night janitor over there. He swiped the security tape for me and he's bringing it over.","text_w_direction":"Hey. Who wants to watch Michael's pond dive? My roommate's friend is the night janitor over there. He swiped the security tape for me and he's bringing it over.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28659,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Mm... I'm, know what? Maybe we should go easy on Michael, guys. You know, you watch that tape and you're gonna have to stay late for more sensitity training, so...","text_w_direction":"Mm... I'm, know what? Maybe we should go easy on Michael, guys. You know, you watch that tape and you're gonna have to stay late for more sensitity training, so...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28660,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kevin","text":"We'll stay late.","text_w_direction":"We'll stay late.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28661,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Well, that went pretty well.","text_w_direction":"Well, that went pretty well.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28662,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, I guess.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I guess.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28663,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"We got a maybe. It was our first maybe. Going by the Nard Dog curve, I'd say we nailed it.","text_w_direction":"We got a maybe. It was our first maybe. Going by the Nard Dog curve, I'd say we nailed it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28664,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"If I'm being completely honest, I could've done without the belly kiss.","text_w_direction":"If I'm being completely honest, I could've done without the belly kiss.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28665,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"You know what? I'm sorry. 'Cause in that moment I knew I was kissing your belly too much.","text_w_direction":"You know what? I'm sorry. 'Cause in that moment I knew I was kissing your belly too much.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28666,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah. Way too much.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Way too much.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28667,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28668,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"I mean, what the hell was that?","text_w_direction":"I mean, what the hell was that?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28669,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"What the heck was that?","text_w_direction":"What the heck was that?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28670,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"When you cried?","text_w_direction":"When you cried?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28671,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Agh- try almost cried, ok? I just got caught up in the fantasy.","text_w_direction":"Agh- try almost cried, ok? I just got caught up in the fantasy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28672,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"You're fantsy involves comparison shopping birthing classes?","text_w_direction":"You're fantsy involves comparison shopping birthing classes?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28673,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"No. I know I'm gonna go with Miss Janet. I just- I don't know. It was fun to role play, right?","text_w_direction":"No. I know I'm gonna go with Miss Janet. I just- I don't know. It was fun to role play, right?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28674,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Hmm.","text_w_direction":"Hmm.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28675,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"I mean, it was fun for me. Having a wife and a little baby. Agh, I'm so sick of being single.","text_w_direction":"I mean, it was fun for me. Having a wife and a little baby. Agh, I'm so sick of being single.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28676,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Well, are you dating anyone?","text_w_direction":"Well, are you dating anyone?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28677,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"What do you think of Erin? I mean- she's- I- She's kinda cool.","text_w_direction":"What do you think of Erin? I mean- she's- I- She's kinda cool.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28678,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Ah.","text_w_direction":"Ah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28679,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"You think I can do better?","text_w_direction":"You think I can do better?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28680,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Ah.","text_w_direction":"Ah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28681,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Gotta get my goin' out on.","text_w_direction":"Gotta get my goin' out on.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28682,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Meredith","text":"Hey, let's watch this thing.","text_w_direction":"Hey, let's watch this thing.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28683,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Ok. Yeah. We're not watchin' this.","text_w_direction":"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Ok. Yeah. We're not watchin' this.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28684,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Oscar","text":"How can we not watch this?","text_w_direction":"How can we not watch this?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28685,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"What happened to 'Do Not Mock'?","text_w_direction":"What happened to 'Do Not Mock'?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28686,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phyllis","text":"We're not mocking, we're watching.","text_w_direction":"We're not mocking, we're watching.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28687,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"That will inevitably lead to mocking. So...","text_w_direction":"That will inevitably lead to mocking. So...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28688,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phyllis","text":"Well, we'll deal with it as it comes.","text_w_direction":"Well, we'll deal with it as it comes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28689,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Is this the tape of me falling?","text_w_direction":"Is this the tape of me falling?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28690,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yes. Put the DVD in.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Put the DVD in.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28691,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kevin","text":"Open QuickTime.","text_w_direction":"Open QuickTime.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28692,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Oscar","text":"It starts on it's own. Let it -","text_w_direction":"It starts on it's own. Let it -","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28693,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kevin","text":"No! Use QuickTime. Trust me. I've done this.","text_w_direction":"No! Use QuickTime. Trust me. I've done this.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28694,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Guys. Michael can't handle this and as your boss I'm saying we're not watching it.","text_w_direction":"Guys. Michael can't handle this and as your boss I'm saying we're not watching it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28695,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"No. It's ok. Watch it. He can't fire all of you.","text_w_direction":"No. It's ok. Watch it. He can't fire all of you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28696,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28697,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"It's alright. I can handle it.","text_w_direction":"It's alright. I can handle it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28698,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28699,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"I am a grown-up, Jim.","text_w_direction":"I am a grown-up, Jim.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28700,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Meredith","text":"Shh. It's on.","text_w_direction":"Shh. It's on.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28701,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kevin","text":"Here they come. Boom!","text_w_direction":"Here they come. [everyone reacts to seeing Michael fall in] Boom!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28702,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Oscar","text":"Oh. Did - did you see that?","text_w_direction":"Oh. Did - did you see that?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28703,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"See what?","text_w_direction":"See what?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28704,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Angela","text":"Why'd you stop it?","text_w_direction":"Why'd you stop it?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28705,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Oscar, yes. You're right to stop it. Thank you. Eject it.","text_w_direction":"Oscar, yes. You're right to stop it. Thank you. Eject it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28706,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Oscar","text":"Jim, you let Michael fall in.","text_w_direction":"Jim, you let Michael fall in.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28707,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Play it again. He purposefully leaned away and let you fall in.","text_w_direction":"Play it again. [everyone has the same reaction as before] He purposefully leaned away and let you fall in.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28708,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Oh... man. I thinke when I started to see you go in I think I just froze.","text_w_direction":"Oh... man. I thinke when I started to see you go in I think I just froze.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28709,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"I don't think you froze.","text_w_direction":"I don't think you froze.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28710,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"It's a killer new dance move. Do you wanna talk in your office?","text_w_direction":"It's a killer new dance move. [re-enacts leaning back] Do you wanna talk in your office?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28711,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Angela","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28712,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"I didn't ask you. Would you like to talk?","text_w_direction":"I didn't ask you. [back to Michael] Would you like to talk? [walks away]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28713,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Judas.","text_w_direction":"Judas.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28714,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim is my enemy. But it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So, Jim is actually my friend. But... because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy. So, actually Jim is my enemy. But-","text_w_direction":"Jim is my enemy. But it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So, Jim is actually my friend. But... because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy. So, actually Jim is my enemy. But-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28715,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"I should've grabbed you. I'm sorry. Look, I thought I could've done today's sales call alone. I mean, I may never be as good a salesman as you are, but I at least need the chance to do the job.","text_w_direction":"I should've grabbed you. I'm sorry. Look, I thought I could've done today's sales call alone. I mean, I may never be as good a salesman as you are, but I at least need the chance to do the job.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28716,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Jim is jealous of me? Jim is jealous of me.","text_w_direction":"Jim is jealous of me? Jim is jealous of me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28717,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Meredith","text":"Hey, what's up lifeguard?","text_w_direction":"[as Jim enters the kitchen] Hey, what's up lifeguard?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28718,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Oscar","text":"Jim, I think I'm in your way.","text_w_direction":"Jim, I think I'm in your way. [leans back - they both exit]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28719,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Oscar's a douche.","text_w_direction":"Oscar's a douche.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28720,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"He's alright.","text_w_direction":"[laughing] He's alright.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28721,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"No. He's a- yeah, he's alright. Ok.","text_w_direction":"No. He's a- yeah, he's alright. Ok. [holds door open as they exit]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28722,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Thanks Michael.","text_w_direction":"Thanks Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28723,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"You're welcome. Whoa! Almost fell.","text_w_direction":"You're welcome. Whoa! [leans back] Almost fell. [they both laugh]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28724,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, Erin. Do you mind faxing this for me?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Erin. Do you mind faxing this for me?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28725,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, sure. Oh, wait. Hand them to me upside down so I don't accidentally read them.","text_w_direction":"Oh, sure. Oh, wait. Hand them to me upside down so I don't accidentally read them.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28726,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28727,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28728,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Mmm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28729,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"How did today go, by the way? Did you make any sales?","text_w_direction":"How did today go, by the way? Did you make any sales?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28730,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"No. It was a total waste of time. Um... it was fun, though, because I got to spend the day with Andy Bernard. He's really cool.","text_w_direction":"No. It was a total waste of time. Um... it was fun, though, because I got to spend the day with Andy Bernard. He's really cool.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28731,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah, he is!","text_w_direction":"Yeah, he is!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28732,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, he is.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, he is.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28733,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"He's, like, the coolest person I've ever met.","text_w_direction":"He's, like, the coolest person I've ever met.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28734,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"That's... right. He's like Marlon Brando.","text_w_direction":"That's... right. He's like Marlon Brando.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28735,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"Oh. Do you mean Marlon Wayans? 'Cause he is.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Do you mean Marlon Wayans? 'Cause he is.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28736,"season":6,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Koi Pond","director":"Reginald Hudlin","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"I actually do mean Marlon Wayan. Yeah.","text_w_direction":"I actually do mean Marlon Wayan. Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1739,"air_date":"2009-10-29"}
{"index":28737,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Good morning everybody. Who would like an authentic New York bagel? Hmmm? Stanley?","text_w_direction":"Good morning everybody. Who would like an authentic New York bagel? Hmmm? Stanley?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28738,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Stanley","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. [reaches for bagel]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28739,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"No, no, no, no. I got a pumpernickel just for you.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no. I got a pumpernickel just for you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28740,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Wow. H & H. You went all the way to New York City to get us bagels?","text_w_direction":"Wow. H & H. You went all the way to New York City to get us bagels?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28741,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, why? Is there a place closer that sells them?","text_w_direction":"Oh, why? Is there a place closer that sells them?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28742,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"This is really nice Dwight, thanks.","text_w_direction":"This is really nice Dwight, thanks.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28743,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28744,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, don't mention it. You owe me one. You all owe me one.","text_w_direction":"Oh, don't mention it. You owe me one. You all owe me one.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28745,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Good morning Michael.","text_w_direction":"Good morning Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28746,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Morning Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Morning Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28747,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Hungry?","text_w_direction":"Hungry?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28748,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"No. I had a fish stick sandwich. Actually I had two fish stick sandwiches. My girlfriend didn't want hers. Because I guess I'm the only aphrodisiac she needs.","text_w_direction":"No. I had a fish stick sandwich. Actually I had two fish stick sandwiches. My girlfriend didn't want hers. Because I guess I'm the only aphrodisiac she needs.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28749,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Fish sticks are not an aphrodisiac.","text_w_direction":"Fish sticks are not an aphrodisiac.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28750,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Well, yeah...","text_w_direction":"Well, yeah...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28751,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"You're thinking of deer pen1s.","text_w_direction":"You're thinking of deer pen1s.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28752,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"It worked.","text_w_direction":"It worked.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28753,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Regardless. That was over two hours ago and it is now a scientific fact that you are hungry. Bagel?","text_w_direction":"Regardless. That was over two hours ago and it is now a scientific fact that you are hungry. [holds up tray] Bagel?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28754,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"I don't mind if I do.","text_w_direction":"I don't mind if I do.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28755,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"K. I brought cheese too.","text_w_direction":"K. I brought cheese too.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28756,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"I'm taking one for my lady friend.","text_w_direction":"I'm taking one for my lady friend.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28757,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Excellent.","text_w_direction":"Excellent.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28758,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Brain food. Thank you very much.","text_w_direction":"Brain food. Thank you very much.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28759,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay. You owe me.","text_w_direction":"Okay. [walks out of Michael's office] You owe me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28760,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Can't a guy just buy some bagels for his friends so they'll owe him a favor which he can use to get someone fired who stole a co-manager position from him anymore? Geez. When did everyone get so cynical?","text_w_direction":"Can't a guy just buy some bagels for his friends so they'll owe him a favor which he can use to get someone fired who stole a co-manager position from him anymore? Geez. When did everyone get so cynical?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28761,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Pam, would you care for a bagel?","text_w_direction":"Pam, would you care for a bagel?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28762,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, no thank you.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28763,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"That's right. You're a woman and you need to refuse food the first time. I'll try again. Please Pam, reconsider and have a bagel.","text_w_direction":"That's right. You're a woman and you need to refuse food the first time. I'll try again. Please Pam, reconsider and have a bagel.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28764,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"I have an early lunch.","text_w_direction":"I have an early lunch.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28765,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Michael's been trying to get Jim and me to hang out ever since he started dating my mom. I don't know. I really hoped this thing would just die out, but today he's planning a birthday lunch for my mom and we have to go. No way out. No way out.","text_w_direction":"Michael's been trying to get Jim and me to hang out ever since he started dating my mom. I don't know. I really hoped this thing would just die out, but today he's planning a birthday lunch for my mom and we have to go. No way out. No way out.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28766,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"These are amazing. You took all these?","text_w_direction":"These are amazing. You took all these?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28767,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"I've always found beauty in uncommon places. Homeless people. Graffiti. Photography lets me capture all that. Have you ever been photographed before?","text_w_direction":"I've always found beauty in uncommon places. Homeless people. Graffiti. Photography lets me capture all that. Have you ever been photographed before?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28768,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Oh just by like friends.","text_w_direction":"Oh just by like friends.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28769,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"Well here's what I've been doing around here. It's for a series on exposure in the workplace.","text_w_direction":"Well here's what I've been doing around here. It's for a series on exposure in the workplace.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28770,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Helene","text":"Whoohoo! Pammy?","text_w_direction":"[walks into the office] Whoohoo! Pammy?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28771,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Hey! Hey. Happy birthday.","text_w_direction":"Hey! [gets up to greet Helene] Hey. Happy birthday.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28772,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Helene","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. [they hug]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28773,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"My girls. There they are.","text_w_direction":"[comes over to hug them both] My girls. There they are. [Pam walks away]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28774,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Birthday lunch. Birthday lunch-- there is no better medicine than birthday lunch. It'll cure all of your \"Gee I don't know if Michael should be dating my mother\" and fixes all occurrences of \"I don't really see them together\". So, open wide Pam and take a big old spoonful of birthday lunch medicine. Take with food.","text_w_direction":"Birthday lunch. Birthday lunch-- there is no better medicine than birthday lunch. It'll cure all of your \"Gee I don't know if Michael should be dating my mother\" and fixes all occurrences of \"I don't really see them together\". So, open wide Pam and take a big old spoonful of birthday lunch medicine. Take with food.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28775,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"Pam, aren't you going to introduce us to Michael's girlfriend?","text_w_direction":"Pam, aren't you going to introduce us to Michael's girlfriend?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28776,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"I think you guys all remember my mom from the wedding.","text_w_direction":"I think you guys all remember my mom from the wedding.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28777,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah--","text_w_direction":"Yeah--","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28778,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28779,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"I think everyone has meet Helene. Shall we?","text_w_direction":"I think everyone has meet Helene. Shall we?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28780,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Helene","text":"Wait a minute. Is that another birthday present for me cause you already gave me a necklace.","text_w_direction":"Wait a minute. [looks at the bag in Michael's hand] Is that another birthday present for me cause you already gave me a necklace.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28781,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh my God I love it.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God I love it. [looks at camera and shakes head]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28782,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Helene","text":"Tell her how you gave it to me.","text_w_direction":"Tell her how you gave it to me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28783,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"No, that wouldn't be--","text_w_direction":"No, that wouldn't be--","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28784,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Helene","text":"He put it around my neck while I was still asleep this morning. What a nice way to wake up.","text_w_direction":"He put it around my neck while I was still asleep this morning. What a nice way to wake up.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28785,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. The rest of the story has been censored due to-- inappropriosity.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. The rest of the story has been censored due to-- inappropriosity.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28786,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Because of s*x?","text_w_direction":"Because of s*x?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28787,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Hey--","text_w_direction":"Hey--","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28788,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Kevin!","text_w_direction":"Kevin!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28789,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Please, Kevin. You're fired. Sorry, sorry. Work with a bunch of idiots. Shall we go?","text_w_direction":"Please, Kevin. You're fired. [Kevin looks at Jim; Jim shakes his head] Sorry, sorry. Work with a bunch of idiots. Shall we go?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28790,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Yes, let's go.","text_w_direction":"Yes, let's go. [looks at Erin and nods]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28791,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, wait. Um-- Swartz Lumber is on the phone for you Pam and they say it's urgent.","text_w_direction":"Oh, wait. Um-- Swartz Lumber is on the phone for you Pam and they say it's urgent.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28792,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, you guys. Just one second. Oh my gosh! Are you serious? Shipping emergency. I don't think I can go to lunch.","text_w_direction":"Oh, you guys. Just one second. [picks up phone] Oh my gosh! Are you serious? Shipping emergency. I don't think I can go to lunch.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28793,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Oh man, that's crazy. Right as we were on our way out too.","text_w_direction":"Oh man, that's crazy. Right as we were on our way out too.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28794,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"I know. Isn't that always how it goes?","text_w_direction":"I know. Isn't that always how it goes?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28795,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Rarely. If ever. Let me give it a whirl. I'll talk to them.","text_w_direction":"Rarely. If ever. Let me give it a whirl. I'll talk to them.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28796,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"I want to handle it.","text_w_direction":"I want to handle it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28797,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"That's okay.","text_w_direction":"That's okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28798,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"I feel like its--","text_w_direction":"I feel like its--","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28799,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"It's my pleasure. Hello? Well that's great. Turns out the paper was there all along.","text_w_direction":"It's my pleasure. [takes phone from Pam] Hello? Well that's great. [hangs up phone] Turns out the paper was there all along.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28800,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Creed","text":"Thank God.","text_w_direction":"[sighs] Thank God.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28801,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Creed","text":"Something's up. That paper was never supposed to arrive.","text_w_direction":"Something's up. That paper was never supposed to arrive.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28802,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Helene","text":"So, Pammy-- are you still liking sales?","text_w_direction":"So, Pammy-- are you still liking sales?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28803,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah-- it's exciting.","text_w_direction":"Yeah-- it's exciting.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28804,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Helene","text":"Well, you know-- Michael and I were-- talking, and maybe if you put a little more face to face time with your clients you could improve your sales.","text_w_direction":"Well, you know-- Michael and I were-- talking, and maybe if you put a little more face to face time with your clients you could improve your sales.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28805,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Pam's sales are fine actually.","text_w_direction":"Pam's sales are fine actually.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28806,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Just want you to succeed Pammy. You know what, we shouldn't even be talking about business today.","text_w_direction":"Just want you to succeed Pammy. You know what, we shouldn't even be talking about business today.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28807,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28808,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Today is about family.","text_w_direction":"Today is about family.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28809,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Why did I get in the car? I could of struggled. I have a whistle in my purse I didn't even blow it.","text_w_direction":"Why did I get in the car? I could of struggled. I have a whistle in my purse I didn't even blow it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28810,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, Dwight. I have a little surprise for you.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Dwight. I have a little surprise for you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28811,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Let me guess-- you ate the bagel I gave you and loved it.","text_w_direction":"Let me guess-- you ate the bagel I gave you and loved it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28812,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Yes! And I wanted to return the favor. I was polishing my loafers and I happened to look over and noticed that your brief case was a little worse for the wear, so a little elbow grease and she's polished right up, back up to her former glory.","text_w_direction":"Yes! [they laugh] And I wanted to return the favor. I was polishing my loafers and I happened to look over and noticed that your brief case was a little worse for the wear, so a little elbow grease and she's polished right up, back up to her former glory.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28813,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Wow--","text_w_direction":"Wow--","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28814,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Feel it against your cheek.","text_w_direction":"Feel it against your cheek.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28815,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"I will.","text_w_direction":"I will. [Andy rubs the briefcase against Dwight's face]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28816,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"You give me a gift-- Bam! Thank you note. You invite me somewhere-- Pow! RSVP. You do me a favor-- Wham! Favor returned. Do not test my politeness.","text_w_direction":"You give me a gift-- Bam! Thank you note. You invite me somewhere-- Pow! RSVP. You do me a favor-- Wham! Favor returned. Do not test my politeness.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28817,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Let me get that door for you--","text_w_direction":"Let me get that door for you-- [runs to open door]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28818,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Whoa--","text_w_direction":"Whoa--","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28819,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"There you go!","text_w_direction":"There you go!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28820,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Thank you very much. Now I've got it for you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you very much. Now I've got it for you. [holds open door]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28821,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh... goodness... thanks. You know, here's a healthy fitness tip. If you clench your buttocks together while walking you can really take the pressure off your knees.","text_w_direction":"Oh... goodness... thanks. You know, here's a healthy fitness tip. If you clench your buttocks together while walking you can really take the pressure off your knees.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28822,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Is that right?","text_w_direction":"Is that right?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28823,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Observe.","text_w_direction":"Observe. [walks towards desk]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28824,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Huh.","text_w_direction":"Huh. [laughs; follows Dwight]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28825,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Right?","text_w_direction":"Right?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28826,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"That really works.","text_w_direction":"That really works.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28827,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, feel free to use that. Anytime. Okay.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, feel free to use that. Anytime. Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28828,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Hey-- oh, hold on a second. Do not walk around with your jacket cattywampus.","text_w_direction":"Hey-- oh, hold on a second. Do not walk around with your jacket cattywampus.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28829,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"And that needs to be straight as an arrow.","text_w_direction":"[straightens Andy's tie] And that needs to be straight as an arrow.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28830,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Whoa-- thank you very much. Oh boy.","text_w_direction":"Whoa-- thank you very much. [takes off Dwight's glasses and blows on them] Oh boy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28831,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you very much for that.","text_w_direction":"Thank you very much for that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28832,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"You are very welcome.","text_w_direction":"[puts Dwight's glasses back on Dwight's face] You are very welcome.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28833,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Have a seat. Allow me.","text_w_direction":"[pulls out Andy's chair] Have a seat. Allow me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28834,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Have a seat yourself.","text_w_direction":"[pulls out Dwight's chair] Have a seat yourself.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28835,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"You know what? I am going to preemptively change the batteries in your wireless mouse.","text_w_direction":"You know what? I am going to preemptively change the batteries in your wireless mouse.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28836,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Not necessary.","text_w_direction":"Not necessary.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28837,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"No, no, no!","text_w_direction":"No, no, no! [takes mouse and runs away]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28838,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"You didn't have to do that.","text_w_direction":"You didn't have to do that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28839,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Andy is complicating things. But I'm not worried. This will only up my game.","text_w_direction":"Andy is complicating things. But I'm not worried. This will only up my game.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28840,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Hello. Scott. Table for four.","text_w_direction":"Hello. Scott. Table for four.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28841,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Hostess","text":"Welcome Scott family. It'll be just a moment.","text_w_direction":"Welcome Scott family. It'll be just a moment.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28842,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"I use to love coming here. The chicken parm is good. Big part of my childhood. Oh, maybe Michael will start dating that too.","text_w_direction":"I use to love coming here. The chicken parm is good. Big part of my childhood. Oh, maybe Michael will start dating that too.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28843,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"What table should we take? So many to choose from.","text_w_direction":"What table should we take? So many to choose from.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28844,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28845,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Helene","text":"Oh my God!","text_w_direction":"[sees table decorated with a banner and balloons] Oh my God!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28846,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"What? All I see are boring old tables with no birthday decorations. Oh, wait a second! You mean this one? Wow!","text_w_direction":"What? All I see are boring old tables with no birthday decorations. Oh, wait a second! You mean this one? Wow!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28847,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, you did all this?","text_w_direction":"Michael, you did all this?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28848,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Not about taking credit. Let's just say we all did it.","text_w_direction":"Not about taking credit. Let's just say we all did it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28849,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Helene","text":"Well, thank you. All of you.","text_w_direction":"Well, thank you. All of you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28850,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Well, it was actually me alone, so-- wow look at this place. Really makes me want to go to Italy some day.","text_w_direction":"Well, it was actually me alone, so-- wow look at this place. Really makes me want to go to Italy some day.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28851,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Helene","text":"Oh you'll love it. You can have my guide books. I think I'm done with those really long plane rides.","text_w_direction":"Oh you'll love it. You can have my guide books. I think I'm done with those really long plane rides.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28852,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Oh. Thank you. Thanks for lending me the books.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Thank you. Thanks for lending me the books.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28853,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"So, mom... which birthday are we celebrating this year?","text_w_direction":"So, mom... which birthday are we celebrating this year?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28854,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Helene","text":"Sticking with 49.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Sticking with 49.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28855,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"49 again? That's nine years in a row. This is now our longest family tradition.","text_w_direction":"49 again? That's nine years in a row. This is now our longest family tradition.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28856,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"That's funny.","text_w_direction":"That's funny.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28857,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Helene","text":"Well, as long as you're running numbers Pam, then help me out with this one. Let's see your six months pregnant, but you've only been married for 30 days, so what does that add up to?","text_w_direction":"Well, as long as you're running numbers Pam, then help me out with this one. Let's see your six months pregnant, but you've only been married for 30 days, so what does that add up to?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28858,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, burn. Burn on you... and a little bit on me, too.","text_w_direction":"Oh, burn. Burn on you... and a little bit on me, too. [they laugh]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28859,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"You're 54 years old.","text_w_direction":"You're 54 years old.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28860,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Helene","text":"No. I'm 58.","text_w_direction":"No. I'm 58.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28861,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"You're 58 years old?","text_w_direction":"You're 58 years old?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28862,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Helene","text":"Uh huh.","text_w_direction":"Uh huh.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28863,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Congratulations.","text_w_direction":"Congratulations.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28864,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"The only time you should care about a woman's age is if she is too young for you and I am not robbing the cradle. If anything I am robbing the grave.","text_w_direction":"The only time you should care about a woman's age is if she is too young for you and I am not robbing the cradle. If anything I am robbing the grave.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28865,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Mom, have you decided what you want to be called?","text_w_direction":"Mom, have you decided what you want to be called?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28866,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Helene","text":"Oh, well I like Nana, but I also like the classic Grandma.","text_w_direction":"Oh, well I like Nana, but I also like the classic Grandma.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28867,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Please be Grandma.","text_w_direction":"Please be Grandma.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28868,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Definitely Grandma.","text_w_direction":"Definitely Grandma.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28869,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"I want you to be Grandma.","text_w_direction":"I want you to be Grandma.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28870,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Helene","text":"Oh, Michael what do you think? Grandma?","text_w_direction":"Oh, Michael what do you think? Grandma?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28871,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"That--","text_w_direction":"[nods uncomfortably] That--","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28872,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Yay, Grandma!","text_w_direction":"Yay, Grandma!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28873,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, would you guys ever do a triathlon, do you think?","text_w_direction":"Hey, would you guys ever do a triathlon, do you think?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28874,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Maybe.","text_w_direction":"Maybe.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28875,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Helene?","text_w_direction":"Helene?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28876,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Helene","text":"Oh, oh no. I don't think so.","text_w_direction":"Oh, oh no. I don't think so.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28877,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"I am. I'm definitely going to do it. I've already got the run and the bike thing down. Just need to learn how to swim. Come on, you in?","text_w_direction":"I am. I'm definitely going to do it. I've already got the run and the bike thing down. Just need to learn how to swim. Come on, you in?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28878,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Helene","text":"Oh no, I think a triathlon is pretty much something I can rule out. It just-- doesn't interest me.","text_w_direction":"Oh no, I think a triathlon is pretty much something I can rule out. It just-- doesn't interest me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28879,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"So it's a matter of interest. Good, okay. It's not anything you would have ever done.","text_w_direction":"So it's a matter of interest. Good, okay. It's not anything you would have ever done.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28880,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Helene","text":"Hmm... I might have done it when I was younger, but now there's just other things I'd rather be doing, instead of running and jumping and swimming--","text_w_direction":"Hmm... I might have done it when I was younger, but now there's just other things I'd rather be doing, instead of running and jumping and swimming--","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28881,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Well there's no jumping in a triathlon.","text_w_direction":"Well there's no jumping in a triathlon.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28882,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Helene","text":"Oh--","text_w_direction":"Oh--","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28883,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"You're thinking of the broad jump. Would you try-- bungee jumping?","text_w_direction":"You're thinking of the broad jump. Would you try-- bungee jumping?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28884,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Helene","text":"No, no...","text_w_direction":"No, no... [laughs]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28885,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Snowboarding?","text_w_direction":"Snowboarding?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28886,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Helene","text":"You want to go snowboarding?","text_w_direction":"You want to go snowboarding?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28887,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"I might.","text_w_direction":"I might.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28888,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Helene","text":"Michael, what are you talking about?","text_w_direction":"Michael, what are you talking about?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28889,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Nothing. Just life-- and doing things-- before you die. I don't know.","text_w_direction":"[sighs] Nothing. Just life-- and doing things-- before you die. I don't know.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28890,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Do I really want to go snowboarding? No. But I would like to if I wanted to.","text_w_direction":"Do I really want to go snowboarding? No. But I would like to if I wanted to.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28891,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Aye-yi-yi!","text_w_direction":"[singing fanfare] Aye-yi-yi! [lifts covers off trays of food]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28892,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"What's going on in here?","text_w_direction":"What's going on in here?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28893,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Oscar","text":"Andy bought lunch.","text_w_direction":"Andy bought lunch.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28894,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh... no... really?","text_w_direction":"Oh... no... really?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28895,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Yep, yep. Took a page right out of the old Schrute book of niceness.","text_w_direction":"Yep, yep. Took a page right out of the old Schrute book of niceness.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28896,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"There is no book. There's only a survival guide.","text_w_direction":"There is no book. There's only a survival guide.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28897,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"You bought breakfast for everyone, so I got lunch for everyone.","text_w_direction":"You bought breakfast for everyone, so I got lunch for everyone.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28898,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, well, allow me. You know what-- gosh these tacos are awfully complicated to make. I will make everyone's tacos! Gra-ga-ga-ga-ga!","text_w_direction":"Okay, well, allow me. You know what-- gosh these tacos are awfully complicated to make. I will make everyone's tacos! Gra-ga-ga-ga-ga!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28899,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"So we should get the check?","text_w_direction":"So we should get the check?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28900,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"What about your gift Michael?","text_w_direction":"What about your gift Michael?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28901,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, no, no, no. No. It's stupid. You'd hate it. I hate it.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, no, no. No. It's stupid. You'd hate it. I hate it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28902,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Helene","text":"I'm sure I won't.","text_w_direction":"I'm sure I won't.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28903,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Yes you will.","text_w_direction":"Yes you will.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28904,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"He locked himself in his office all morning working on it.","text_w_direction":"He locked himself in his office all morning working on it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28905,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Helene","text":"Gimme. Look at this wrapping paper. It's got the word love on it in every language.","text_w_direction":"Gimme. Look at this wrapping paper. It's got the word love on it in every language.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28906,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Aww--","text_w_direction":"Aww--","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28907,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"I literally-- I put no thought into the wrapping at all. Might as well of been toilet paper.","text_w_direction":"I literally-- I put no thought into the wrapping at all. Might as well of been toilet paper.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28908,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Helene","text":"A scrapbook of our first memories by Michael Gary Scott. For my girlfriend Helene on your birthday.","text_w_direction":"[opens present, reads inscription] A scrapbook of our first memories by Michael Gary Scott. For my girlfriend Helene on your birthday. [laughs]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28909,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"That's just an arbitrary title.","text_w_direction":"That's just an arbitrary title.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28910,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Helene","text":"Ok, there's a penny. What's that from?","text_w_direction":"Ok, there's a penny. What's that from?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28911,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Penny for your thoughts.","text_w_direction":"Penny for your thoughts.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28912,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Helene","text":"It was from the wishing well at the mall. You threw it in. I went back later, waded in and I found it.","text_w_direction":"It was from the wishing well at the mall. You threw it in. I went back later, waded in and I found it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28913,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28914,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"That's amazing.","text_w_direction":"That's amazing.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28915,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"It's not amazing... at all. It's sort of weird that I went and did that. And now your wish won't come true, so that blows.","text_w_direction":"It's not amazing... at all. It's sort of weird that I went and did that. And now your wish won't come true, so that blows.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28916,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Helene","text":"A poem!","text_w_direction":"[looking through the book] A poem!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28917,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Oh that I plagiarized I think.","text_w_direction":"Oh that I plagiarized I think.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28918,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Helene","text":"I can not go to school today said little Peggy Ann McKay...","text_w_direction":"[reading] I can not go to school today said little Peggy Ann McKay...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28919,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Shel Silverstein.","text_w_direction":"[whispers to Pam] Shel Silverstein.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28920,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28921,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Helene","text":"Um-- I have the measles and the mumps, a gash, a rash and purple bumps. And my teachers really mean-- Happy Birthday , I love you Helene.","text_w_direction":"Um-- I have the measles and the mumps, a gash, a rash and purple bumps. And my teachers really mean-- Happy Birthday , I love you Helene.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28922,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"That's really nice Michael.","text_w_direction":"That's really nice Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28923,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michel","text":"I think it sucks.","text_w_direction":"I think it sucks.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28924,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Helene","text":"I think it's wonderful, absolutely wonderful.","text_w_direction":"I think it's wonderful, absolutely wonderful.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28925,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Well, that's because you and I have very different tastes and you like lame things. It's a generational-- sort of gap between us.","text_w_direction":"Well, that's because you and I have very different tastes and you like lame things. It's a generational-- sort of gap between us.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28926,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Helene","text":"God... it's a scrapbook.","text_w_direction":"[hugging book] God... it's a scrapbook.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28927,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Home run Michael.","text_w_direction":"Home run Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28928,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"You set the bar so high.","text_w_direction":"You set the bar so high.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28929,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"That was a bunt.","text_w_direction":"That was a bunt.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28930,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Whoa, whoa Dwight. I'm going to do this.","text_w_direction":"Whoa, whoa Dwight. I'm going to do this.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28931,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, hey, hey-- relax I got it covered.","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey, hey-- relax I got it covered.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28932,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"No, I insist.","text_w_direction":"No, I insist.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28933,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"No, no, no, no, no, no, I insist.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no, no, no, I insist. [pushes Andy out of the room and locks the door]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28934,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Ok, Dwight this is ridiculous.","text_w_direction":"Ok, Dwight this is ridiculous.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28935,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Don't worry about it. You can just owe me.","text_w_direction":"Don't worry about it. You can just owe me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28936,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Hey. Where'd you go?","text_w_direction":"Hey. Where'd you go?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28937,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, just went to the bathroom.","text_w_direction":"Oh, just went to the bathroom.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28938,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"And then you stopped at the bar on the way back?","text_w_direction":"And then you stopped at the bar on the way back?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28939,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"I got thirsty.","text_w_direction":"I got thirsty.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28940,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, weirdo. Come on. It's time for cake.","text_w_direction":"Okay, weirdo. Come on. It's time for cake.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28941,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Honestly, for a long time I thought I was going to grow old with Holly. And then I met Helene. And she is great and she already knows and has done everything that I have ever wanted to do and can tell me about it. But, I think I want to do those things myself.","text_w_direction":"Honestly, for a long time I thought I was going to grow old with Holly. And then I met Helene. And she is great and she already knows and has done everything that I have ever wanted to do and can tell me about it. But, I think I want to do those things myself.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28942,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Cakes really good.","text_w_direction":"Cakes really good.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28943,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Helene","text":"Oh, I know. I love how they use butter cream frosting.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I know. I love how they use butter cream frosting.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28944,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Finish your cake, Helene.","text_w_direction":"Finish your cake, Helene.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28945,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Helene","text":"Hmmm?","text_w_direction":"Hmmm?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28946,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"I want you to enjoy that cake because I have something terrible I need to tell you. I want you to enjoy your cake before I tell you this terrible, terrible thing.","text_w_direction":"I want you to enjoy that cake because I have something terrible I need to tell you. I want you to enjoy your cake before I tell you this terrible, terrible thing.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28947,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Helene I think you're a wonderful person and I-- God-- I've enjoyed dating you and being your boyfriend so much. But I have to consider Pam's feelings as a friend and a co-worker I can not in good conscience continue to date you, when I know what this is doing to her.","text_w_direction":"Helene I think you're a wonderful person and I-- God-- I've enjoyed dating you and being your boyfriend so much. But I have to consider Pam's feelings as a friend and a co-worker I can not in good conscience continue to date you, when I know what this is doing to her.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28948,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Michael. Michael ,it's okay.","text_w_direction":"Michael. Michael ,it's okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28949,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"No it's not.","text_w_direction":"No it's not.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28950,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"I know that it took me a little while to come around and its still a little weird to get used to, but you obviously make my mom very happy. And that makes me happy.","text_w_direction":"I know that it took me a little while to come around and its still a little weird to get used to, but you obviously make my mom very happy. And that makes me happy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28951,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Wow. That just-- you've really grown.","text_w_direction":"Wow. That just-- you've really grown.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28952,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Well--","text_w_direction":"Well--","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28953,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you Pam. And I hope you are as gracious during this next part. Helene, once again you are a wonderful person and you have lived a great life and I envy it. And I want it someday, but just in the future. You need somebody who-- who understands your references. Who is Kafkaesque? I've never-- I don't know him. There's another woman. And her name is Italy... and skydiving... and bungee jumping.","text_w_direction":"[covering eyes] Thank you Pam. And I hope you are as gracious during this next part. Helene, once again you are a wonderful person and you have lived a great life and I envy it. And I want it someday, but just in the future. You need somebody who-- who understands your references. Who is Kafkaesque? I've never-- I don't know him. There's another woman. And her name is Italy... and skydiving... and bungee jumping.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28954,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, so--","text_w_direction":"Okay, so--","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28955,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"And I want kids. And you... unfortunately, have already completed that part of your journey down there.","text_w_direction":"And I want kids. And you... unfortunately, have already completed that part of your journey down there.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28956,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28957,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"It's not my decision. It's mother nature. And mother has very strict rules about fer-- -- tility.","text_w_direction":"It's not my decision. It's mother nature. And mother has very strict rules about fer-- [waitress comes over to pour water; long pause] -- tility.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28958,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Helene","text":"I, um-- I got it.","text_w_direction":"I, um-- I got it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28959,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Helene","text":"I'm 58. What am I supposed to do now?","text_w_direction":"I'm 58. What am I supposed to do now?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28960,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Well, hobbies--","text_w_direction":"Well, hobbies--","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28961,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Stop.","text_w_direction":"Stop.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28962,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Ahh.","text_w_direction":"[reaching for something on the top shelf] Ahh.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28963,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"What's going on?","text_w_direction":"What's going on?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28964,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Stupid things wedged up there. No one in this office will help me.","text_w_direction":"Stupid things wedged up there. No one in this office will help me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28965,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Alright, move it.","text_w_direction":"Alright, move it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28966,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"What if Dwight dies and I still owe him something? That is a recipe for a ghost.","text_w_direction":"What if Dwight dies and I still owe him something? That is a recipe for a ghost.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28967,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh yeah, you're going to owe me big time.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah, you're going to owe me big time.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28968,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"It's like a little envelope-- there you go.","text_w_direction":"It's like a little envelope-- there you go.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28969,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Got it. To Dwight. Wha-- Starbucks gift card.","text_w_direction":"Got it. [looks at envelope] To Dwight. Wha-- [opens envelope] Starbucks gift card.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28970,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Surprise! It's from everybody. $15 value.","text_w_direction":"Surprise! [laughs] It's from everybody. $15 value.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28971,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Dammit. I am no closer to taking Jim down. What a waste of a day. I could of grown poisoned mushrooms that would have been this high by now. They're mushrooms. They don't get that high.","text_w_direction":"Dammit. I am no closer to taking Jim down. What a waste of a day. I could of grown poisoned mushrooms that would have been this high by now. [bends over and hold hand about 1/2 an inch from the floor] They're mushrooms. They don't get that high.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28972,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Pamela Beesly Halpert--","text_w_direction":"Pamela Beesly Halpert--","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28973,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28974,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"May I have a word with you in my office please?","text_w_direction":"May I have a word with you in my office please?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28975,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"I am working.","text_w_direction":"I am working.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28976,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Well, this is a work related matter.","text_w_direction":"Well, this is a work related matter.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28977,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28978,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28979,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28980,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. Join me please, won't you? I am going to give you a raise.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Join me please, won't you? [Pam gets up and follows Michael into his office] I am going to give you a raise.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28981,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28982,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Because of all the good work you've done.","text_w_direction":"Because of all the good work you've done.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28983,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"I have the lowest sales record of anyone here.","text_w_direction":"I have the lowest sales record of anyone here.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28984,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"That's-- no, no-- it's not about numbers, Pam. It's about attitude.","text_w_direction":"That's-- no, no-- it's not about numbers, Pam. It's about attitude.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28985,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"I have the worst attitude of any person here.","text_w_direction":"I have the worst attitude of any person here.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28986,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Do you want the raise or what?","text_w_direction":"Do you want the raise or what?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28987,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, I'll take it.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I'll take it. [turns to leave]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28988,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, Pam, Pam-- with this raise there are strings attached. And the string is attached from my heart to your mean attitude.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Pam, Pam-- with this raise there are strings attached. [Pam sighs] And the string is attached from my heart to your mean attitude.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28989,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"You're bribing me?","text_w_direction":"You're bribing me?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28990,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"No! No-- no I am not. Unless you want me to. DO you want me to? Cause I will. I will bribe you. No. Your face is saying don't-- unless I haven't offered you enough... your face isn't changing. What is it? Talk to me face. Tell me what Pam's brain is thinking. Come on! What do you want? What do you want? Do you want a million dollars? Do you want to hit me? Want me to get down on one knee and beg you or--","text_w_direction":"No! No-- no I am not. Unless you want me to. DO you want me to? Cause I will. I will bribe you. No. Your face is saying don't-- unless I haven't offered you enough... your face isn't changing. What is it? Talk to me face. Tell me what Pam's brain is thinking. Come on! What do you want? What do you want? Do you want a million dollars? Do you want to hit me? Want me to get down on one knee and beg you or--","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28991,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"I want to hit you.","text_w_direction":"I want to hit you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28992,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28993,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"I want to hit you. I'll do that.","text_w_direction":"I want to hit you. I'll do that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28994,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Oh-- okay , what? I don't-- Are you kidding?","text_w_direction":"[nervous laughter] Oh-- okay , what? I don't-- Are you kidding?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28995,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"No. Are you kidding?","text_w_direction":"No. Are you kidding?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28996,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Ye-- No. Alright. I'll take off my jacket and tense my stomach and you can just--","text_w_direction":"Ye-- No. Alright. I'll take off my jacket and tense my stomach and you can just--","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28997,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"No. I don't think I can hit you in the office.","text_w_direction":"No. I don't think I can hit you in the office.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28998,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":28999,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"So, um... we'll do it after work. In the parking lot. In front of everyone. I'm going to hit you as hard as I can.","text_w_direction":"So, um... we'll do it after work. In the parking lot. In front of everyone. I'm going to hit you as hard as I can.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29000,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29001,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29002,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29003,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"See you then.","text_w_direction":"See you then.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29004,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"See you.","text_w_direction":"See you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29005,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29006,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29007,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"Quick question.","text_w_direction":"Quick question.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29008,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kelly","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29009,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"Are you scared?","text_w_direction":"Are you scared?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29010,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Never. About what? A little-- what are you talking--","text_w_direction":"Never. About what? A little-- what are you talking--","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29011,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"We heard about the punch.","text_w_direction":"We heard about the punch.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29012,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"What punch?","text_w_direction":"What punch?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29013,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kelly","text":"Pam. She's going to punch the crap out of your face after work.","text_w_direction":"Pam. She's going to punch the crap out of your face after work.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29014,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"I'm pretty sure we said slap.","text_w_direction":"I'm pretty sure we said slap.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29015,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kelly","text":"No, it's a punch and Pam has that crazy pregnancy strength now.","text_w_direction":"No, it's a punch and Pam has that crazy pregnancy strength now.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29016,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"I'm getting concerned that you don't seem to understand what's going to happen. Do you?","text_w_direction":"I'm getting concerned that you don't seem to understand what's going to happen. Do you?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29017,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"I-- mmm-- I'm good.","text_w_direction":"I-- mmm-- I'm good.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29018,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"alright. See you there.","text_w_direction":"alright. See you there.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29019,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29020,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29021,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Do you and Pam ever get frisky?","text_w_direction":"Do you and Pam ever get frisky?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29022,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Inappropriate.","text_w_direction":"Inappropriate.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29023,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"I mean-- do you ever wrestle with each other?","text_w_direction":"I mean-- do you ever wrestle with each other?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29024,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"All the time.","text_w_direction":"All the time.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29025,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29026,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29027,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"She strong?","text_w_direction":"She strong?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29028,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"She wants it bad Michael.","text_w_direction":"She wants it bad Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29029,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Can you stop this?","text_w_direction":"Can you stop this?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29030,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"I can.","text_w_direction":"I can.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29031,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29032,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"And I don't support her choice to hit you.","text_w_direction":"And I don't support her choice to hit you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29033,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"I don't either.","text_w_direction":"I don't either.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29034,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"But at the same time she looks crazy and I do understand her reasoning.","text_w_direction":"But at the same time she looks crazy and I do understand her reasoning.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29035,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Mmm-hmm. I know.","text_w_direction":"Mmm-hmm. I know.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29036,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"I just need some time.","text_w_direction":"I just need some time.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29037,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"You gotta do something--","text_w_direction":"You gotta do something--","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29038,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"I just need some time. Just give me some time to make a decision.","text_w_direction":"I just need some time. Just give me some time to make a decision.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29039,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"How much time do you think you'll need?","text_w_direction":"How much time do you think you'll need?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29040,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"No more than a week. Maybe two weeks.","text_w_direction":"No more than a week. Maybe two weeks.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29041,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Come on, man!","text_w_direction":"Come on, man!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29042,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Toby","text":"Pam, can I talk to you for a second?","text_w_direction":"Pam, can I talk to you for a second?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29043,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Oh...","text_w_direction":"Oh...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29044,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Toby","text":"I heard about the hit. Just-- make sure it's off company property, right?","text_w_direction":"I heard about the hit. Just-- make sure it's off company property, right?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29045,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Right.","text_w_direction":"Right.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29046,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Toby","text":"Okay, I think we should probably be okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I think we should probably be okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29047,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29048,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Toby","text":"Okay. And-- the-the power-- comes from the back foot. So its-- its all one motion through the-- body. So you stay a little low and there's a twist. You keep your shoulder down and you kind of throw out the arm. Pow!","text_w_direction":"Okay. And-- the-the power-- comes from the back foot. So its-- its all one motion through the-- body. So you stay a little low and there's a twist. You keep your shoulder down and you kind of throw out the arm. [demonstrates punch] Pow!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29049,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Okay wait-- it's-- you're saying it comes from the foot.","text_w_direction":"[stands up; gets into stance] Okay wait-- it's-- you're saying it comes from the foot.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29050,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Toby","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29051,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay. [punches Toby's hand]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29052,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Toby","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29053,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Wow!","text_w_direction":"Wow!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29054,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Toby","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29055,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Meredith","text":"Hey everybody, he's not in the men's room although the seat was warm so we may have just missed him.","text_w_direction":"Hey everybody, he's not in the men's room although the seat was warm so we may have just missed him.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29056,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"My money's on Pam.","text_w_direction":"My money's on Pam.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29057,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Oscar","text":"It's not a fight. What other outcome could there be?","text_w_direction":"It's not a fight. What other outcome could there be?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29058,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Michael could win.","text_w_direction":"Michael could win.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29059,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Oscar","text":"How? He can't hit back.","text_w_direction":"How? He can't hit back.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29060,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Why can't you just agree with me sometimes?","text_w_direction":"Why can't you just agree with me sometimes?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29061,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Am I scared of getting hit in the face? No. Everyday weirdo's pay dominatrix's hundreds of dollars for that very privilege. I'm scared I'm gonna love it. Let's do this.","text_w_direction":"Am I scared of getting hit in the face? No. Everyday weirdo's pay dominatrix's hundreds of dollars for that very privilege. I'm scared I'm gonna love it. [claps hands] Let's do this.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29062,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"It's okay guys... I can handle this. Everybody can go home.","text_w_direction":"It's okay guys... I can handle this. Everybody can go home.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29063,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"We're here for the show, Michael.","text_w_direction":"We're here for the show, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29064,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"You're just a bunch of voyeurs. Are you eating popcorn?","text_w_direction":"You're just a bunch of voyeurs. Are you eating popcorn?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29065,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kelly","text":"It has almost no calories.","text_w_direction":"It has almost no calories.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29066,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Are you ready?","text_w_direction":"Are you ready?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29067,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29068,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"You have to keep your hands down, Michael.","text_w_direction":"[goes to punch Michael; he flinches] You have to keep your hands down, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29069,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"I know. Okay. Alright. Oh-- God!","text_w_direction":"I know. [sighs] Okay. Alright. [Pam goes to punch him again] Oh-- God!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29070,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, you have to put your hands down.","text_w_direction":"Michael, you have to put your hands down.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29071,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"Put your hands in your pockets.","text_w_direction":"Put your hands in your pockets.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29072,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Okay! Pam, Pam-- I'm really sorry. I'm sorry.","text_w_direction":"Okay! [braces himself] Pam, Pam-- I'm really sorry. I'm sorry.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29073,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"What are you sorry for?","text_w_direction":"What are you sorry for?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29074,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"So many things. I don't know. It's hard to choose.","text_w_direction":"So many things. I don't know. It's hard to choose.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29075,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"How about for dating my mom?","text_w_direction":"How about for dating my mom?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29076,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Maybe that--","text_w_direction":"Maybe that--","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29077,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"And dumping her on her birthday.","text_w_direction":"And dumping her on her birthday.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29078,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29079,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Okay-- just-- don't ever date a member of my family again.","text_w_direction":"Okay-- just-- don't ever date a member of my family again.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29080,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. I promise. For the record your mom came on to me.","text_w_direction":"Okay. I promise. [Pam starts to walk away] For the record your mom came on to me. [Pam turns around and slaps him; he gasps]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29081,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"Holy crap.","text_w_direction":"Holy crap.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29082,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Are you okay?","text_w_direction":"Are you okay?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29083,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29084,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"You're okay.","text_w_direction":"You're okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29085,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Feel better?","text_w_direction":"Feel better?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29086,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"No. You were right.","text_w_direction":"No. You were right.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29087,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait, why are you limping?","text_w_direction":"[walks with Michael back into the office; Michael is clutching is face and limping] Wait, why are you limping?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29088,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29089,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Let's get some raw meat on that face. I got a chicken in the freezer upstairs.","text_w_direction":"Let's get some raw meat on that face. I got a chicken in the freezer upstairs.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29090,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"As I watched Pam's big, strong hand coming towards my face I saw my entire life flash before my eyes. And guess what? I have four kids. And I have a hover-car and a hover-house. And my wife is a runner and it shows. And Pam and Jim are my best friends and our kids play together. And I am happy and I am rich and I never die. It doesn't sound like much, but its enough for me.","text_w_direction":"As I watched Pam's big, strong hand coming towards my face I saw my entire life flash before my eyes. And guess what? I have four kids. And I have a hover-car and a hover-house. And my wife is a runner and it shows. And Pam and Jim are my best friends and our kids play together. And I am happy and I am rich and I never die. It doesn't sound like much, but its enough for me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29091,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Ahh...","text_w_direction":"Ahh... [Dwight is holding a frozen chicken to his face]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29092,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Good, good. Keep it on there for another five minutes. Just let the swelling go down.","text_w_direction":"Good, good. Keep it on there for another five minutes. Just let the swelling go down.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29093,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Oh thank you. Thanks. I owe you one Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Oh thank you. Thanks. I owe you one Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29094,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Fire Jim.","text_w_direction":"Fire Jim.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29095,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29096,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm cashing in the favor. Fire him.","text_w_direction":"I'm cashing in the favor. Fire him.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29097,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"What are you talking about--","text_w_direction":"What are you talking about--","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29098,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Do it. Promote me. Tri-managers.","text_w_direction":"Do it. Promote me. Tri-managers.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29099,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Forget that.","text_w_direction":"Forget that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29100,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Can I have an office?","text_w_direction":"Can I have an office?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29101,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29102,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"You know what you can keep your stupid favor. It's worthless. And this is my dinner on your face. I'm keeping it.","text_w_direction":"You know what you can keep your stupid favor. It's worthless. And this is my dinner on your face. I'm keeping it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29103,"season":6,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Double Date","director":"Seth Gordon","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Oh that feels better.","text_w_direction":"[pats face] Oh that feels better.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1709,"air_date":"2009-11-05"}
{"index":29104,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Got you! Broken arm! Boom Boom Boom! Broken Nose! Boom Boom Boom Boom! Broken Nose! Boom! Ha, gonna flip you!","text_w_direction":"[screaming, Phyllis and Dwight wrestling] Got you! Broken arm! Boom Boom Boom! Broken Nose! Boom Boom Boom Boom! Broken Nose! Boom! Ha, gonna flip you!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29105,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Once a year Dwight holds a seminar updating us on the newest developments in the world of karate... because as we all know, the one thing thousand year martial arts do all the time is change.","text_w_direction":"Once a year Dwight holds a seminar updating us on the newest developments in the world of karate... because as we all know, the one thing thousand year martial arts do all the time is change.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29106,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"How can I pose this to you in a relatable way? You are all members of the Yakuza and you happen to be visiting the Lackawanna trolley museum... and you are attacked by triads... how can you hold them off until your clan arrives? You cannot go wrong with a throat punch","text_w_direction":"How can I pose this to you in a relatable way? You are all members of the Yakuza and you happen to be visiting the Lackawanna trolley museum... and you are attacked by triads... how can you hold them off until your clan arrives? You cannot go wrong with a throat punch [screams, pretends to punch Meredith in the throat]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29107,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"OK, so there's no defense for that, good to know.","text_w_direction":"OK, so there's no defense for that, good to know.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29108,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"No, there is a defense for that. Let me demonstrate. Someone attack me. Kevin, go!","text_w_direction":"No, there is a defense for that. Let me demonstrate. Someone attack me. Kevin, go!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29109,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kevin","text":"No way. Last time you pulled my pants down and then you tried to choke me with my shoelace.","text_w_direction":"No way. Last time you pulled my pants down and then you tried to choke me with my shoelace.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29110,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"False. I did choke you with your shoelace. Now come at me!","text_w_direction":"False. I did choke you with your shoelace. Now come at me!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29111,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"OK, with all due respect to everyone here, I think the most worthy opponent of you is you.","text_w_direction":"OK, with all due respect to everyone here, I think the most worthy opponent of you is you.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29112,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"That is correct. Unless there happened to be measles present.","text_w_direction":"That is correct. Unless there happened to be measles present.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29113,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"So let's just say that Dwight has come at you with the throat punch. Now how would you, Dwight, defend against it?","text_w_direction":"So let's just say that Dwight has come at you with the throat punch. Now how would you, Dwight, defend against it?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29114,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Easy. Allow me to demonstrate. I am attacking myself with a throat punch. Here it comes. Block. Grasp wrist as such.","text_w_direction":"Easy. Allow me to demonstrate. I am attacking myself with a throat punch. Here it comes. [gives himself a fake throat punch] Block. Grasp wrist as such. [grasps wrist]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29115,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"And what if he comes at you with the other hand, because he does have two.","text_w_direction":"And what if he comes at you with the other hand, because he does have two.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29116,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Good point. Second, throat punch, absorb the blow. Groin punch, hip block, elbow to the gut. Uh oh, up to the nose. No, you're not. Ow! Oh!","text_w_direction":"Good point. Second, throat punch, absorb the blow. [gives himself another throat punch and proceeds to both attack and defend himself] Groin punch, hip block, elbow to the gut. Uh oh, up to the nose. No, you're not. Ow! Oh!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29117,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Oh my God, he's making you look like such a fool.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, he's making you look like such a fool.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29118,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"He really is, but not for long. Ow! Instep, oh, not again. You let go, you let go. Oh, you're right, I can't hold on.","text_w_direction":"He really is, but not for long. [steps on foot] Ow! Instep, oh, not again. [more screaming] You let go, you let go. Oh, you're right, I can't hold on.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29119,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"You two are so evenly matched I don't know how one of you is going to get the upper hand.","text_w_direction":"You two are so evenly matched I don't know how one of you is going to get the upper hand.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29120,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"The important thing to remember Jim... we always have what is called the element of surprise.","text_w_direction":"The important thing to remember Jim... we always have what is called the element of surprise. [hits himself in the groin and moans]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29121,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"But I would say my favorite art form is a tie between sculpting and stand up comedy.","text_w_direction":"But I would say my favorite art form is a tie between sculpting and stand up comedy.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29122,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"I did stand up comedy once.","text_w_direction":"I did stand up comedy once.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29123,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"You did?","text_w_direction":"You did?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29124,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, I killed.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I killed.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29125,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"That sounds like it was hilarious.","text_w_direction":"That sounds like it was hilarious.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29126,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"It was hilarious.","text_w_direction":"It was hilarious.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29127,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael?","text_w_direction":"Michael?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29128,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Yes?","text_w_direction":"Yes?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29129,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"What is the meaning of this email that everyone got?","text_w_direction":"What is the meaning of this email that everyone got?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29130,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"You'll have to be more specific Dwight, I get like eight emails a day.","text_w_direction":"You'll have to be more specific Dwight, I get like eight emails a day.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29131,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"This one, from David Wallace to all Dunder Mifflin.","text_w_direction":"This one, from David Wallace to all Dunder Mifflin.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29132,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Woo hoo, shout out!","text_w_direction":"Woo hoo, shout out!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29133,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Hello everyone I am sure you have seen the item in the Journal. I just want to stress that it's all conjecture. If there's any concrete news you will know ASAP.","text_w_direction":"Hello everyone I am sure you have seen the item in the Journal. I just want to stress that it's all conjecture. If there's any concrete news you will know ASAP.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29134,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Erin, do we have the journal?","text_w_direction":"Erin, do we have the journal?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29135,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Your feelings journal? You told me to put it in the time capsule.","text_w_direction":"Your feelings journal? You told me to put it in the time capsule.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29136,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Did you?","text_w_direction":"Did you?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29137,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, he means the Wall Street Journal online.","text_w_direction":"Michael, he means the Wall Street Journal online.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29138,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, the Wall.","text_w_direction":"Oh, the Wall.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29139,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Oscar","text":"I found the article. \"On a day marked by panicked corporate board meetings, one that is relatively not surprising is Dunder Mifflin's. It is rumored that they will recommend... \" and the article cuts off.","text_w_direction":"I found the article. [everyone walks over to his desk, he begins reading the article] \"On a day marked by panicked corporate board meetings, one that is relatively not surprising is Dunder Mifflin's. It is rumored that they will recommend... \" and the article cuts off.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29140,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"It's $1.99 to finish the article. I wonder what it was going to say?","text_w_direction":"It's $1.99 to finish the article. I wonder what it was going to say? [no one makes a move to pay for the article]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29141,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Are you serious?","text_w_direction":"Are you serious? [starts typing on the computer and Andy begins to lean in toward the computer]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29142,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"I got it, I got it... Oh, Tuna beat me to it.","text_w_direction":"I got it, I got it... Oh, Tuna beat me to it.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29143,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Phyllis","text":"\"It is rumored that they will recommend declaring bankruptcy.\"","text_w_direction":"\"It is rumored that they will recommend declaring bankruptcy.\"","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29144,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, that doesn't make any sense.","text_w_direction":"No, no, that doesn't make any sense.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29145,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Stanley","text":"Oh lord, we're all gonna lose our jobs.","text_w_direction":"Oh lord, we're all gonna lose our jobs.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29146,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Oscar","text":"Not necessarily, bankruptcy could mean a lot of things. Maybe they're just restructuring to get out of debt.","text_w_direction":"Not necessarily, bankruptcy could mean a lot of things. Maybe they're just restructuring to get out of debt.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29147,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, that sounds awful.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that sounds awful.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29148,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Oscar","text":"Or it could mean the end of Dunder Mifflin.","text_w_direction":"Or it could mean the end of Dunder Mifflin.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29149,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Oh God. Well, that's an interesting theory.","text_w_direction":"Oh God. Well, that's an interesting theory.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29150,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"You know what? You can all have jobs at Schrute Farms as human scarecrows. It doesn't pay much and you can't unionize.","text_w_direction":"You know what? You can all have jobs at Schrute Farms as human scarecrows. It doesn't pay much and you can't unionize.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29151,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"David Wallace's Secretary","text":"I'm sorry, Michael, David's in a meeting.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, Michael, David's in a meeting.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29152,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Ah, well maybe you should spy on him. Oh my God, wouldn't that be hilarious!","text_w_direction":"Ah, well maybe you should spy on him. [in Valley Girl voice] Oh my God, wouldn't that be hilarious! [laughs]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29153,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"David Wallace's Secretary","text":"Um, I'll just have him call you back.","text_w_direction":"Um, I'll just have him call you back.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29154,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"OK, OK. Good. I'll catch you on the flippity flip. Bye. He's busy, he'll call me back when he's free.","text_w_direction":"OK, OK. Good. I'll catch you on the flippity flip. Bye. [hangs up phone] He's busy, he'll call me back when he's free.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29155,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kevin","text":"Michael, are you OK? Did you throw up in there?","text_w_direction":"[retching sounds coming from the men's bathroom, Kevin walks to the door and goes in] Michael, are you OK? Did you throw up in there?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29156,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"No, I'm just poopin'. You know how I be.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm just poopin'. You know how I be.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29157,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kevin","text":"It smells like throw up in here.","text_w_direction":"It smells like throw up in here.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29158,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Crazy world. Lotta smells.","text_w_direction":"Crazy world. Lotta smells.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29159,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kelly","text":"Guys, what if this is our last day at work? What if we never see each other ever again?","text_w_direction":"[in lunch room with several coworkers] Guys, what if this is our last day at work? What if we never see each other ever again? [Andy scoffs and looks over at Erin, Erin looks sad]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29160,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"I like Erin. There, I said it. I was kinda hoping she would ask me out, but things have not panned out on that front, so... it is time for the Nard Dog to take matters into his own paws.","text_w_direction":"I like Erin. There, I said it. I was kinda hoping she would ask me out, but things have not panned out on that front, so... it is time for the Nard Dog to take matters into his own paws.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29161,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"We have to do something because people are losing it out there wondering what's going to happen.","text_w_direction":"[Michael in his office playing music loudly, Jim walks in and turns the volume down, Michael trailing off on singing] We have to do something because people are losing it out there wondering what's going to happen.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29162,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"OK, we need some sort of distraction for everybody. Anything new on YouTube? Doesn't even need to be good. Oh God, I can't think, need more Mullins.","text_w_direction":"OK, we need some sort of distraction for everybody. Anything new on YouTube? Doesn't even need to be good. Oh God, I can't think, need more Mullins.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29163,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Listen, Wallace said these were just rumors, right? So we have no reason to think the company is anything but fine. So if we just go on with our work, you and me, they'll follow along.","text_w_direction":"Listen, Wallace said these were just rumors, right? So we have no reason to think the company is anything but fine. So if we just go on with our work, you and me, they'll follow along.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29164,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Monkey see, monkey do.","text_w_direction":"Monkey see, monkey do.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29165,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"That's it.","text_w_direction":"That's it.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29166,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Monkey pee all over you.","text_w_direction":"Monkey pee all over you.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29167,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"That rhymes, so what have we on the docket today?","text_w_direction":"That rhymes, so what have we on the docket today?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29168,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"We have a monthly staff meeting","text_w_direction":"We have a monthly staff meeting","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29169,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Alright, let's conference room it up! Here's the deal guys. There is no new information as of yet, so I suggest we all just keep working.","text_w_direction":"Alright, let's conference room it up! [everyone is now in the conference room] Here's the deal guys. There is no new information as of yet, so I suggest we all just keep working.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29170,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Sure I'm a little nervous, but doing our work will make us feel better. I only slack off when things are good.","text_w_direction":"Sure I'm a little nervous, but doing our work will make us feel better. I only slack off when things are good.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29171,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Customers have to use the coupon code from the website. And as of now there is no differentiation between the letter O and the zero, but we are working on that. Stay tuned for that.","text_w_direction":"Customers have to use the coupon code from the website. And as of now there is no differentiation between the letter O and the zero, but we are working on that. Stay tuned for that.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29172,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"He needs me. Seat saved infinity.","text_w_direction":"[Michael leaves] He needs me. Seat saved infinity. [leaves]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29173,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"OK, great.","text_w_direction":"OK, great.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29174,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"What? Oh my God! There has been a murder. There's been a murder in Savannah.","text_w_direction":"[walks back in, on cell phone] What? Oh my God! [everyone starts asking questions] There has been a murder. There's been a murder in Savannah. [runs back to his office]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29175,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Games have the power to distract people from stressful situations. Battleship got me through my parents' divorce. Operation got me through my vasectomy, i.e., my operation. I don't think I would have been able to endure my breakup with Holly had it not been for Toss Across.","text_w_direction":"Games have the power to distract people from stressful situations. Battleship got me through my parents' divorce. Operation got me through my vasectomy, i.e., my operation. I don't think I would have been able to endure my breakup with Holly had it not been for Toss Across.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29176,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Meredith","text":"Belles, Bourbon and Bullets, a murder mystery dinner party game.","text_w_direction":"[reading the game box cover] Belles, Bourbon and Bullets, a murder mystery dinner party game.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29177,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"It is so much fun. Everybody plays a character, we go around the room, we try to figure out who did it...","text_w_direction":"It is so much fun. Everybody plays a character, we go around the room, we try to figure out who did it...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29178,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, I am wondering if this is a, uh, terrible idea.","text_w_direction":"Hey, I am wondering if this is a, uh, terrible idea.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29179,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"This is my call Jim, big picture stuff, it's about murder.","text_w_direction":"This is my call Jim, big picture stuff, it's about murder.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29180,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"I thought we agreed that we wouldn't do things like this.","text_w_direction":"I thought we agreed that we wouldn't do things like this.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29181,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Tube City, you owe me one.","text_w_direction":"Tube City, you owe me one.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29182,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Co-managing is a give and take. You have to pick your battles. One of the battles that I picked was to stop Michael from running plastic tubes all over the office and placing hamsters inside of them. He was going to call it Tube City. So, yes, I do owe him one.","text_w_direction":"Co-managing is a give and take. You have to pick your battles. One of the battles that I picked was to stop Michael from running plastic tubes all over the office and placing hamsters inside of them. He was going to call it Tube City. So, yes, I do owe him one.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29183,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Voice on CD player","text":"August the 5th, 1955. It's a sad day down here in Savannah. Local magnate Bill Bourbon was killed last night and all y'all have congregated tonight for a meal to celebrate Bill as he passes on to his great reward. You're not just here to pay your respects, you have to figure out which of y'all is the no-count scoundrel who killed him.","text_w_direction":"August the 5th, 1955. It's a sad day down here in Savannah. Local magnate Bill Bourbon was killed last night and all y'all have congregated tonight for a meal to celebrate Bill as he passes on to his great reward. You're not just here to pay your respects, you have to figure out which of y'all is the no-count scoundrel who killed him.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29184,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Stanley","text":"This is ridiculous.","text_w_direction":"This is ridiculous. [gets up to leave, as does Angela]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29185,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"There will be food. You leave, you do not get food.","text_w_direction":"There will be food. You leave, you do not get food.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29186,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Stanley","text":"What kind of food?","text_w_direction":"What kind of food?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29187,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Sandwich platters.","text_w_direction":"Sandwich platters.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29188,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Stanley","text":"I'm in.","text_w_direction":"I'm in. [sits back down]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29189,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Baby carrots.","text_w_direction":"Baby carrots. [Angela sits back down]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29190,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"OK, here are your character cards. Take one, pass it down. Here is your prop box, some of your characters will have props. Now, on your character card, it tells you who you are, and what your alibi is. Everything else is up to your imagination. So, if you talk slowly in real life, your character could, say, have been kicked in the head by a horse.","text_w_direction":"OK, here are your character cards. Take one, pass it down. Here is your prop box, some of your characters will have props. Now, on your character card, it tells you who you are, and what your alibi is. Everything else is up to your imagination. So, if you talk slowly in real life, your character could, say, have been kicked in the head by a horse.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29191,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kevin","text":"Whoa, I'll try it.","text_w_direction":"Whoa, I'll try it.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29192,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"OK, use your imaginations.","text_w_direction":"OK, use your imaginations.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29193,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Who'd you get?","text_w_direction":"Who'd you get?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29194,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Naughty Nellie Nutmeg, a vivacious young socialite with a penchant for scandal.","text_w_direction":"Naughty Nellie Nutmeg, a vivacious young socialite with a penchant for scandal.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29195,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Oooooo, saucy.","text_w_direction":"Oooooo, saucy.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29196,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"How about you?","text_w_direction":"How about you?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29197,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Nathaniel Nutmeg, the local bartender and Nellie's brother.","text_w_direction":"Nathaniel Nutmeg, the local bartender and Nellie's brother.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29198,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Angela","text":"Michael, I don't like this game. It's scary.","text_w_direction":"Michael, I don't like this game. It's scary.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29199,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"It's not scary.","text_w_direction":"It's not scary.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29200,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Angela","text":"I don't like my character.","text_w_direction":"I don't like my character.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29201,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Who are you?","text_w_direction":"Who are you?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29202,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Angela","text":"Voodoo Mama Juju, the witch doctor of the Savannah swamps. I'm not comfortable with this.","text_w_direction":"Voodoo Mama Juju, the witch doctor of the Savannah swamps. I'm not comfortable with this. [holds up a head]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29203,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Well how do you think I feel? I mean I have to play Caleb Crawdad, handsome playboy. Every night, a different woman. Being oogled. Having to hug and kiss and spoon, I make them feel beautiful.","text_w_direction":"Well how do you think I feel? I mean I have to play Caleb Crawdad, handsome playboy. Every night, a different woman. Being oogled. Having to hug and kiss and spoon, I make them feel beautiful.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29204,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Well, well, well. What is this contraption, I do declare?","text_w_direction":"[looks at Oscar who is using his phone, grabs it] Well, well, well. What is this contraption, I do declare?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29205,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Oscar","text":"It's my blackberry Michael, I am trying to get updates on the company.","text_w_direction":"It's my blackberry Michael, I am trying to get updates on the company.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29206,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Who's Michael? I'm Caleb Crawdad, I do declare.","text_w_direction":"Who's Michael? I'm Caleb Crawdad, I do declare.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29207,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Ryan","text":"You don't have to keep saying \"I do declare\". Any time you say something it means you are declaring.","text_w_direction":"You don't have to keep saying \"I do declare\". Any time you say something it means you are declaring.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29208,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"That is the way Southern people talk.","text_w_direction":"That is the way Southern people talk.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29209,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"And what Designing Woman are you basing that on?","text_w_direction":"And what Designing Woman are you basing that on?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29210,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Delta Burke, I do declare. Now, shall we get to the mystery?","text_w_direction":"Delta Burke, I do declare. Now, shall we get to the mystery?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29211,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"I'll go. My name is Deborah U. Tante. Deb for short.","text_w_direction":"I'll go. [stands up, begins speaking with a southern accent] My name is Deborah U. Tante. Deb for short.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29212,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"That's clever, Debutante.","text_w_direction":"That's clever, Debutante.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29213,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Bill Bourbon was my uncle. I would have never hurt him any more than I'd hurt a June bug.","text_w_direction":"Bill Bourbon was my uncle. I would have never hurt him any more than I'd hurt a June bug.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29214,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Meredith","text":"Nice accent. You sound like Forrest Gump.","text_w_direction":"Nice accent. You sound like Forrest Gump.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29215,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"I do not.","text_w_direction":"I do not.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29216,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Well, you do actually. You've got this kinda like Florida Panhandle thing going, whereas what you really want is more of a Savannah accent, which is more like molasses just sorta spillin' out of your mouth.","text_w_direction":"Well, you do actually. You've got this kinda like Florida Panhandle thing going, whereas what you really want is more of a Savannah accent, which is more like molasses just sorta spillin' out of your mouth.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29217,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kevin","text":"Oooo, now do the Swedish chef.","text_w_direction":"Oooo, now do the Swedish chef.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29218,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Uh, not familiar, what province is he from?","text_w_direction":"Uh, not familiar, what province is he from?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29219,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kevin","text":"He lives on Sesame Street, dumbass.","text_w_direction":"He lives on Sesame Street, dumbass.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29220,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Phyllis","text":"You know, I think I'm supposed to say something to Pam, I mean, Deb, OK? I overheard you asking the butler where the pistol was kept.","text_w_direction":"You know, I think I'm supposed to say something to Pam, I mean, Deb, OK? [in character] I overheard you asking the butler where the pistol was kept.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29221,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait a minute, wait a minute. I'm the butler. You were listening in on that? You rich people. You think you can do whatever you want to the servant class!","text_w_direction":"Wait a minute, wait a minute. I'm the butler. You were listening in on that? You rich people. You think you can do whatever you want to the servant class!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29222,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no. Don't turn this into a political thing.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no. Don't turn this into a political thing.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29223,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"I will poison your food.","text_w_direction":"I will poison your food.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29224,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"I reckon I got something to say to Miss Beatrix Bourbon, if'n she don't mind.","text_w_direction":"I reckon I got something to say to Miss Beatrix Bourbon, if'n she don't mind.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29225,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Oooooo, doggie, we got a party now!","text_w_direction":"Oooooo, doggie, we got a party now!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29226,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"I do believe that the game is a big hit. People are really diving into their characters.","text_w_direction":"I do believe that the game is a big hit. People are really diving into their characters.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29227,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kevin","text":"Y'all.","text_w_direction":"Y'all.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29228,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Creed","text":"Sorry I'm late, boss. What's going on?","text_w_direction":"[Creed pulls into the parking lot and goes into the office] Sorry I'm late, boss. What's going on?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29229,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Sir, there has been a murder, and you are a suspect.","text_w_direction":"[accent] Sir, there has been a murder, and you are a suspect.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29230,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Creed","text":"OK. Hang on just a second. Let me just settle in and I'll be right back.","text_w_direction":"OK. Hang on just a second. Let me just settle in and I'll be right back.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29231,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Very good, very good. Now, no one was there in the wine cellar.","text_w_direction":"Very good, very good. Now, no one was there in the wine cellar. [Creed gets in his car and drives away]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29232,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Hey there young lady.","text_w_direction":"[in character] Hey there young lady.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29233,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29234,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"I would be remiss if I did not ask the pretty young lady out on a date for this weekend.","text_w_direction":"I would be remiss if I did not ask the pretty young lady out on a date for this weekend.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29235,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Sounds like a plan, Sugar.","text_w_direction":"Sounds like a plan, Sugar.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29236,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Alright, a plan it is.","text_w_direction":"Alright, a plan it is.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29237,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Voodoo Mama Juju, explain your dalliance with the Dark Arts.","text_w_direction":"Voodoo Mama Juju, explain your dalliance with the Dark Arts.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29238,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Angela","text":"It's not my fault, I was exposed to Harry Potter.","text_w_direction":"It's not my fault, I was exposed to Harry Potter.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29239,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"I know you did it!","text_w_direction":"I know you did it!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29240,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"I know she didn't do it. It's never the person you most suspect. It's also never the person you least suspect, since anyone with half a brain would suspect them the most. Therefore I know the killer to be Phyllis, AKA Beatrix Bourbon, the person I most medium suspect.","text_w_direction":"I know she didn't do it. It's never the person you most suspect. It's also never the person you least suspect, since anyone with half a brain would suspect them the most. Therefore I know the killer to be Phyllis, AKA Beatrix Bourbon, the person I most medium suspect.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29241,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kevin","text":"Do you want to go out on a date with me? We can make out by the horses.","text_w_direction":"[in character] Do you want to go out on a date with me? We can make out by the horses.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29242,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Well, you know ol' Nellie's always up for a romp in the hay.","text_w_direction":"Well, you know ol' Nellie's always up for a romp in the hay.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29243,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Meredith","text":"How about a threesome?","text_w_direction":"How about a threesome?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29244,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah, my boudoir's always open.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, my boudoir's always open.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29245,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kevin","text":"Nice.","text_w_direction":"Nice.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29246,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"I'm a little worried I might have asked out Naughty Nellie and not Erin. Which would be a whole lot less appealing, because Naughty Nellie says yes to everyone. And she might be a murderer.","text_w_direction":"I'm a little worried I might have asked out Naughty Nellie and not Erin. Which would be a whole lot less appealing, because Naughty Nellie says yes to everyone. And she might be a murderer.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29247,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Oscar","text":"I just got an email from corporate, specifically for Accounting to stop all payments to our vendors.","text_w_direction":"I just got an email from corporate, specifically for Accounting to stop all payments to our vendors.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29248,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Phyllis","text":"What does that mean?","text_w_direction":"What does that mean?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29249,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Oscar","text":"Well, maybe nothing but it could mean a problem with liquidity-","text_w_direction":"Well, maybe nothing but it could mean a problem with liquidity-","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29250,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Whoa. What's this strange Yankee accent coming out of your mouth, son? This here's Savannah.","text_w_direction":"[accent] Whoa. What's this strange Yankee accent coming out of your mouth, son? This here's Savannah.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29251,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Oscar","text":"This plantation, we're running low on greenbacks. We're having problems paying the people who give us the seeds and the dirt. We can't pay... - Michael, I can't - Basically it could mean a lot of things, but it is unprecedented, so it's cause for concern.","text_w_direction":"[tries to speak in a high-pitched southern accent] This plantation, we're running low on greenbacks. We're having problems paying the people who give us the seeds and the dirt. We can't pay... [in regular voice] - Michael, I can't - Basically it could mean a lot of things, but it is unprecedented, so it's cause for concern.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29252,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"OK, I'm going back to work.","text_w_direction":"OK, I'm going back to work.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29253,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"No no no no no no no. I'm going to skip forward to a relevant clue. Here we go.","text_w_direction":"No no no no no no no. [accent] I'm going to skip forward to a relevant clue. Here we go.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29254,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Voice on CD player","text":"Well by now you've figured out that ol' Beatrix Bourbon was the killer.","text_w_direction":"Well by now you've figured out that ol' Beatrix Bourbon was the killer.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29255,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Phyllis","text":"Michael, I was doing so well.","text_w_direction":"Michael, I was doing so well.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29256,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Are you going to believe that? That is a mis- that's a misdirection. We still don't know who the murderer is. Nellie Nutmeg, come back in here. I can't do this myself. Voodoo Mama Juju... what am I gonna do?","text_w_direction":"[accent] Are you going to believe that? That is a mis- that's a misdirection. We still don't know who the murderer is. [everyone leaves] Nellie Nutmeg, come back in here. I can't do this myself. Voodoo Mama Juju... what am I gonna do?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29257,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"OK, so Corporate is still in their meeting.","text_w_direction":"OK, so Corporate is still in their meeting.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29258,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kevin","text":"That could be a good sign.","text_w_direction":"That could be a good sign.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29259,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Angela","text":"Hey everyone, Kevin's going to give us his take on the situation. Let's listen up.","text_w_direction":"Hey everyone, Kevin's going to give us his take on the situation. Let's listen up.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29260,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Alright guys, it's a work day and you guys work here, so let's go do some work.","text_w_direction":"Alright guys, it's a work day and you guys work here, so let's go do some work.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29261,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kevin","text":"Now, Jim telling us all to work? I think that is a very good sign.","text_w_direction":"Now, Jim telling us all to work? I think that is a very good sign.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29262,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Angela","text":"Don't just say things.","text_w_direction":"Don't just say things.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29263,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, hey, Michael. Listen, I brought up those sales targets. Do you want to-","text_w_direction":"[Michael walks in] Oh, hey, Michael. Listen, I brought up those sales targets. Do you want to-","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29264,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"I do believe you have me mistaken, my name is Caleb Crawdad. Y'all skedaddled way too soon. We need to reopen this case.","text_w_direction":"[accent] I do believe you have me mistaken, my name is Caleb Crawdad. Y'all skedaddled way too soon. We need to reopen this case.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29265,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"No, you're not reopening the case. The case is closed.","text_w_direction":"No, you're not reopening the case. The case is closed.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29266,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"No it ain't.","text_w_direction":"No it ain't.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29267,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Frankly, I'm not surprised. A lot of the evidence seemed to be based on puns.","text_w_direction":"Frankly, I'm not surprised. A lot of the evidence seemed to be based on puns.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29268,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Just thinking about Weekend at Bernie's. It's funny, the guy's dead the whole time.","text_w_direction":"Just thinking about Weekend at Bernie's. It's funny, the guy's dead the whole time.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29269,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"I haven't seen it.","text_w_direction":"I haven't seen it.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29270,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Speaking of weekends, you excited about our date this weekend?","text_w_direction":"Speaking of weekends, you excited about our date this weekend?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29271,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Of course, Nathaniel.","text_w_direction":"[accent] Of course, Nathaniel.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29272,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, OK.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, OK.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29273,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Where are you taking me?","text_w_direction":"[accent] Where are you taking me?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29274,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Well, finest steakhouse in all Savannah.","text_w_direction":"[accent] Well, finest steakhouse in all Savannah.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29275,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Savannah? That's a far way from Scranton.","text_w_direction":"[accent] Savannah? That's a far way from Scranton.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29276,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Did you mean a real date?","text_w_direction":"Did you mean a real date?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29277,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"No. Did you?","text_w_direction":"No. [laughs] Did you?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29278,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Totally... not.","text_w_direction":"Totally... not. [Erin gets up and walks away]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29279,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"I thought it was for real. So I was excited, but it was just, it was part of the game.","text_w_direction":"I thought it was for real. So I was excited, but it was just, it was part of the game.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29280,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"You're sure it was water, it couldn't have been acid?","text_w_direction":"You're sure it was water, it couldn't have been acid?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29281,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"I already declared you, it was too dark to tell.","text_w_direction":"I already declared you, it was too dark to tell.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29282,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Stop playing games with me, Crawdad.","text_w_direction":"Stop playing games with me, Crawdad.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29283,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"This is not a game, this is my life. You are out of order, sir.","text_w_direction":"This is not a game, this is my life. You are out of order, sir.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29284,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Answer me.","text_w_direction":"Answer me.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29285,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"You are out of order.","text_w_direction":"You are out of order.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29286,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"You are out of order.","text_w_direction":"You are out of order.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29287,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"You are-","text_w_direction":"You are-","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29288,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"I think Michael may have snapped.","text_w_direction":"I think Michael may have snapped.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29289,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Or maybe he's just stuck in character.","text_w_direction":"Or maybe he's just stuck in character.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29290,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Well, which is worse? Snapped or stuck?","text_w_direction":"Well, which is worse? Snapped or stuck?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29291,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Both. They're both worse.","text_w_direction":"Both. They're both worse.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29292,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"It's going to be alright. We're a good company, we'll figure this out. We're not going under.","text_w_direction":"It's going to be alright. We're a good company, we'll figure this out. We're not going under.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29293,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Jim, what if we both lose our jobs? I'm trying to think of a way that this all ends up fine, and I can't think of one.","text_w_direction":"Jim, what if we both lose our jobs? I'm trying to think of a way that this all ends up fine, and I can't think of one.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29294,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Deb, what in the world - do you have the vapors?","text_w_direction":"[comes into Jim's office using accent] Deb, what in the world - do you have the vapors?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29295,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Michael, not now.","text_w_direction":"Michael, not now.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29296,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Can't wait, we have to get you to our witch doctor right now. Come on. Come on.","text_w_direction":"Can't wait, we have to get you to our witch doctor right now. Come on. Come on.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29297,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"I should just go. Where to now Caleb?","text_w_direction":"I should just go. [accent] Where to now Caleb?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29298,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"To Mama Juju Boo Boo.","text_w_direction":"To Mama Juju Boo Boo.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29299,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Michael, can I... OK, I'm just going to skip right past the what and go with why.","text_w_direction":"Michael, can I... OK, I'm just going to skip right past the what and go with why.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29300,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Because this is the recreation of a crime scene.","text_w_direction":"Because this is the recreation of a crime scene.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29301,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Meredith","text":"I'm the dead body and these are my brain chunks.","text_w_direction":"[laying on the ground] I'm the dead body and these are my brain chunks.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29302,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey shut up. You're dead.","text_w_direction":"Hey shut up. You're dead.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29303,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Michael, can I talk to you in your office?","text_w_direction":"Michael, can I talk to you in your office?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29304,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"No Michael here, my name is-","text_w_direction":"No Michael here, my name is-","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29305,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Caleb!","text_w_direction":"Caleb!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29306,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Today of all days...","text_w_direction":"Today of all days...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29307,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"No, you shut up. They need this game, Jim. Let us have this stupid little game, alright?","text_w_direction":"No, you shut up. They need this game, Jim. Let us have this stupid little game, alright? [Jim nods]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29308,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, you startled me. My stars, my heart nearly leapt out of my chest. What can I do you for?","text_w_direction":"[accent] Oh, you startled me. My stars, my heart nearly leapt out of my chest. What can I do you for?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29309,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Wallace is on the phone. He's returning your call.","text_w_direction":"Wallace is on the phone. He's returning your call.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29310,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Detective Wallace?","text_w_direction":"Detective Wallace?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29311,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"I don't think so. I think it's David Wallace from Dunder Mifflin.","text_w_direction":"I don't think so. I think it's David Wallace from Dunder Mifflin.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29312,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Aw, shucks, tell him I'm not here.","text_w_direction":"Aw, shucks, tell him I'm not here.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29313,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Oscar","text":"You're not gonna answer the phone?","text_w_direction":"You're not gonna answer the phone?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29314,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"No, I only answer to Detective Wallace 'cause I got a warm body in the other room.","text_w_direction":"No, I only answer to Detective Wallace 'cause I got a warm body in the other room.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29315,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"I'll take it.","text_w_direction":"I'll take it.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29316,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Hey David.","text_w_direction":"Hey David.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29317,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"David","text":"Hey, sorry to be getting back to you guys so late. Things are still a bit unclear, we didn't officially decide anything yet.","text_w_direction":"Hey, sorry to be getting back to you guys so late. Things are still a bit unclear, we didn't officially decide anything yet.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29318,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, OK.","text_w_direction":"Oh, OK.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29319,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"David","text":"But if I can be candid with you here Jim, it's not good. We fully expect to be out of money by the end of the year. Insolvent. So, well... You know what? I'm sorry, I have to run. But we will talk soon, OK?","text_w_direction":"But if I can be candid with you here Jim, it's not good. We fully expect to be out of money by the end of the year. Insolvent. So, well... You know what? I'm sorry, I have to run. But we will talk soon, OK?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29320,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Sure. Oh, you know, while I have you... today I was working on this pitch for a supermarket chain, and it would actually be a big account and I wanted to-","text_w_direction":"Sure. Oh, you know, while I have you... today I was working on this pitch for a supermarket chain, and it would actually be a big account and I wanted to-","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29321,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"David","text":"You know what? I can't really get my head around anything like that right now, but that's great. Keep after it, but I gotta run.","text_w_direction":"You know what? I can't really get my head around anything like that right now, but that's great. Keep after it, but I gotta run.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29322,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29323,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"David","text":"Thanks Jim.","text_w_direction":"Thanks Jim.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29324,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"See ya.","text_w_direction":"See ya.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29325,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"What's the news?","text_w_direction":"[Jim comes out of the office] What's the news?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29326,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Nothing yet.","text_w_direction":"Nothing yet.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29327,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Phyllis","text":"Well, I guess that's not-","text_w_direction":"Well, I guess that's not-","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29328,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Well there is some bad news. There has been another murder.","text_w_direction":"Well there is some bad news. [accent] There has been another murder.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29329,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"A murder, you say? I do declare.","text_w_direction":"A murder, you say? I do declare.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29330,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Conference room everyone.","text_w_direction":"Conference room everyone.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29331,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Stanley","text":"Do we have to play?","text_w_direction":"Do we have to play?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29332,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29333,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Stanley","text":"Super.","text_w_direction":"Super.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29334,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, this could be a juicy one.","text_w_direction":"Oh, this could be a juicy one.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29335,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Get in there!","text_w_direction":"Get in there!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29336,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"I think today was a good day to have two managers. 'Cause if you're a family stuck on a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean, one parent might want to just keep rowing. But if the other parent wants to play a game, it's not because they're crazy. It's because they're doing it for the kids. And I get that now.","text_w_direction":"I think today was a good day to have two managers. 'Cause if you're a family stuck on a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean, one parent might want to just keep rowing. But if the other parent wants to play a game, it's not because they're crazy. It's because they're doing it for the kids. And I get that now.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29337,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"There has been a lot of murder and a lot of intrigue. My little heart can barely take it no more. Today is the hardest I have worked in a long, long time.","text_w_direction":"There has been a lot of murder and a lot of intrigue. My little heart can barely take it no more. [regular voice] Today is the hardest I have worked in a long, long time.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29338,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"I didn't do it!","text_w_direction":"[Andy, Michael, and Dwight are pointing imaginary guns at each other] I didn't do it!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29339,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"OK, everybody just calm down.","text_w_direction":"OK, everybody just calm down.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29340,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"I am calm.","text_w_direction":"I am calm.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29341,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"On the count of three we're all going to put down our guns.","text_w_direction":"On the count of three we're all going to put down our guns.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29342,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"I have crossbows.","text_w_direction":"I have crossbows.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29343,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"We'll put down our weaponry on the count of three, you ready?","text_w_direction":"We'll put down our weaponry on the count of three, you ready?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29344,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"OK, I'm ready.","text_w_direction":"OK, I'm ready.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29345,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"One, two, three..","text_w_direction":"One, two, three.. [all scream]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29346,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Andy revealed himself to be a double agent. At which point Dwight felt comfortable revealing that he also was double agent. And then Michael announced to everybody that - get this- he was a double agent. Oh, and it is 6","text_w_direction":"Andy revealed himself to be a double agent. At which point Dwight felt comfortable revealing that he also was double agent. And then Michael announced to everybody that - get this- he was a double agent. Oh, and it is 6","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29347,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"[Michael, Dwight, Andy and now Pam are in the circle and training their 'weapons' on each other, Jim walks in] Really?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29348,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"It wasn't me. I'm not goin' down for this!","text_w_direction":"[accent] It wasn't me. I'm not goin' down for this!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29349,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, I want to go home.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I want to go home.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29350,"season":6,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Murder","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Get the keys out of my purse, start the car.","text_w_direction":"Get the keys out of my purse, start the car. [Jim and Pam slowly back out of the office, Pam has her weapon trained on everyone and then they run out]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":2016,"air_date":"2009-11-12"}
{"index":29351,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"Not again.","text_w_direction":"[Dwight enters dressed as Recyclops] Not again.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29352,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Bow down before Recyclops.","text_w_direction":"Bow down before Recyclops.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29353,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Five years ago, corporate said we had to start a recycling program for Earth Day so Dwight took the lead on that and introduced us to a very close friend of his named Recyclops.","text_w_direction":"Five years ago, corporate said we had to start a recycling program for Earth Day so Dwight took the lead on that and introduced us to a very close friend of his named Recyclops.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29354,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Happy Earth Day, everyone. I'm Recyclops. Did you know that an old milk carton can be sawed in half and used as a planter?","text_w_direction":"Happy Earth Day, everyone. I'm Recyclops. Did you know that an old milk carton can be sawed in half and used as a planter?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29355,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"The next year he really stepped things up.","text_w_direction":"The next year he really stepped things up.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29356,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Who has put a number seven plastic in a number four bin?","text_w_direction":"Who has put a number seven plastic in a number four bin?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29357,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"A year after that Recylcops really began to take shape.","text_w_direction":"A year after that Recylcops really began to take shape.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29358,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Recylops will drown you in your over-watered lawns.","text_w_direction":"Recylops will drown you in your over-watered lawns.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29359,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Then tragedy struck Recyclops when his fictional planet was attacked by some other fictitious thing... I can't remember.","text_w_direction":"Then tragedy struck Recyclops when his fictional planet was attacked by some other fictitious thing... I can't remember.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29360,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Recyclops will have his revenge.","text_w_direction":"Recyclops will have his revenge.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29361,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"I think this was also the year he renounced Earth Day and vowed to the destroy the planet he once loved.","text_w_direction":"I think this was also the year he renounced Earth Day and vowed to the destroy the planet he once loved.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29362,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Oh my God, you guys, look. It's Recyclops.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, you guys, look. It's Recyclops.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29363,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Recyclops destroys!","text_w_direction":"Recyclops destroys! [starts tearing through the office]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29364,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"Oh, is today Recyclops Day?","text_w_direction":"Oh, is today Recyclops Day?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29365,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29366,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"I thought you were killed by Polluticorn.","text_w_direction":"I thought you were killed by Polluticorn.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29367,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Polluticorn wishes.","text_w_direction":"Polluticorn wishes. [starts spraying the office with something]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29368,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"That's aerosol spray. It's terrible for the environment.","text_w_direction":"That's aerosol spray. It's terrible for the environment.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29369,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Humans are terrible for the environment.","text_w_direction":"Humans are terrible for the environment.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29370,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"The thing I like most about Recyclops is that he's creating a different world for our child.","text_w_direction":"The thing I like most about Recyclops is that he's creating a different world for our child.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29371,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Mmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmm.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29372,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"A world where you truly can be anything you want.","text_w_direction":"A world where you truly can be anything you want.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29373,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"God bless you, Recyclops. And your cold robot heart.","text_w_direction":"God bless you, Recyclops. And your cold robot heart. [Dwight throws an aluminum can towards the recycling bin and misses]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29374,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Ok. Ok. How 'bout this?","text_w_direction":"[seated] Ok. Ok. How 'bout this? [rises, waves, sits back down]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29375,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"That's great.","text_w_direction":"That's great.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29376,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I want it to be better than 'Great', Pam. How 'bout I remain seated... and I just do a little bit of a nod. Sort of a humble thing.","text_w_direction":"I want it to be better than 'Great', Pam. How 'bout I remain seated... and I just do a little bit of a nod. Sort of a humble thing. [demonstrates]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29377,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29378,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Nope. Then my face is down. They can't see my face.","text_w_direction":"Nope. Then my face is down. They can't see my face.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29379,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"And it looks like you're taking a dump.","text_w_direction":"And it looks like you're taking a dump.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29380,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Alan Brand is the CEO of the company, if title's important to you, has personally invited moi to go to New York to the shareholder's meeting and sit up on the stage with the board of directors. And at some point they are going to introduce me as the most successful branch manager that they have. And then Michael Scott turns and waves to the crowd... and the crowd goes wild.","text_w_direction":"Alan Brand is the CEO of the company, if title's important to you, has personally invited moi to go to New York to the shareholder's meeting and sit up on the stage with the board of directors. And at some point they are going to introduce me as the most successful branch manager that they have. And then Michael Scott turns and waves to the crowd... and the crowd goes wild.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29381,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Ladies and gentlemen from Scranton, Pennsylvania, please welcome Michael 'The Machine' Scott.","text_w_direction":"[doing an announcer voice] Ladies and gentlemen from Scranton, Pennsylvania, please welcome Michael 'The Machine' Scott. [Michael waves, twirls and sits down]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29382,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Don't do the twirl.","text_w_direction":"Don't do the twirl.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29383,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"Lose the twirl.","text_w_direction":"Lose the twirl.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29384,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"The twirl sucks.","text_w_direction":"The twirl sucks.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29385,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Michael, I hated the twirl.","text_w_direction":"Michael, I hated the twirl.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29386,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Hate the twirl!","text_w_direction":"[still doing the voice & spinning in his chair] Hate the twirl!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29387,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Ok. Obviously I'm not going to do the twirl. I only did it because I nailed the wave.","text_w_direction":"Ok. Obviously I'm not going to do the twirl. I only did it because I nailed the wave.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29388,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah, good. Don't do it.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, good. Don't do it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29389,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I am not going to do the twirl. Alright? It's not even a twirl, it's a spin. I might do the spin.","text_w_direction":"I am not going to do the twirl. Alright? It's not even a twirl, it's a spin. I might do the spin.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29390,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"The long term problem is bad investments that they need to dump. The short term problem is the company has no cash and there's no where to get it.","text_w_direction":"The long term problem is bad investments that they need to dump. The short term problem is the company has no cash and there's no where to get it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29391,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, Oscar, I don't need the whole enchilada just the bullet points.","text_w_direction":"Ok, Oscar, I don't need the whole enchilada just the bullet points.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29392,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"Those are the bullet points.","text_w_direction":"Those are the bullet points.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29393,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Well, could you condense it please?","text_w_direction":"Well, could you condense it please?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29394,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"That's as simple as I can make it.","text_w_direction":"That's as simple as I can make it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29395,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Michael? The limo's here for you.","text_w_direction":"Michael? The limo's here for you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29396,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"It's not a limo. It's a town car. Town cars are actually better, though. Better torque. Better handling.","text_w_direction":"It's not a limo. It's a town car. Town cars are actually better, though. Better torque. Better handling.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29397,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"He said limousine, so...","text_w_direction":"He said limousine, so...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29398,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Check it out, guys. There's a limo down here. Michael, look. Oh, man.","text_w_direction":"[at window in conference room] Check it out, guys. There's a limo down here. [everyone heads to the conference room] Michael, look. Oh, man.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29399,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"They sent a limo.","text_w_direction":"They sent a limo.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29400,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Town cars suck. Town car is something that a company sends when they're in trouble. A limousine is something that a company sends when they have cause for celebration. And in this case I think we are celebrating me.","text_w_direction":"Town cars suck. Town car is something that a company sends when they're in trouble. A limousine is something that a company sends when they have cause for celebration. And in this case I think we are celebrating me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29401,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, wait. Wait. Wow. Wow! Oh, no way. Look at that.","text_w_direction":"[everyone is rushing down the stairs to see the limo] Oh, wait. Wait. Wow. Wow! Oh, no way. Look at that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29402,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"What kind of mileage does this baby get?","text_w_direction":"What kind of mileage does this baby get?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29403,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"It's like what high school kids take to prom on tv shows.","text_w_direction":"It's like what high school kids take to prom on tv shows.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29404,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"This is so typical of management to spend money on this. Ugh. Bunch of boobs.","text_w_direction":"This is so typical of management to spend money on this. Ugh. Bunch of boobs.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29405,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Hate to break it to you Oscar but some of us like boobs.","text_w_direction":"Hate to break it to you Oscar but some of us like boobs.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29406,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Calves. Calves all the way.","text_w_direction":"Calves. Calves all the way.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29407,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"I'm so jealous right now.","text_w_direction":"I'm so jealous right now.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29408,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, you know who you should be jealous of? Yourself. Because you're invited and you're invited and you're invited and you and you and you and you and you and you-","text_w_direction":"Hey, you know who you should be jealous of? Yourself. Because you're invited and you're invited and you're invited and you and you and you and you and you and you-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29409,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Limo Driver","text":"Car seats eight.","text_w_direction":"Car seats eight.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29410,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29411,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Limo Driver","text":"The car seats eight.","text_w_direction":"The car seats eight.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29412,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"The limo seats eight. Ok. Then Jim and Pam and Ryan plus a guest.","text_w_direction":"The limo seats eight. Ok. Then Jim and Pam and Ryan plus a guest.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29413,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim & Pam","text":"No thanks.","text_w_direction":"No thanks.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29414,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"I'll use it when you're done.","text_w_direction":"I'll use it when you're done.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29415,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Mmm... whoa.","text_w_direction":"[others start raising their hands to be picked] Mmm... whoa.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29416,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"The Dunder Mifflin stock symbol is DMI. Do you know what that stands for? Dummies, morons and idiots. Because that's what you'd have to be to own it. And, as one of those idiots, I believe the board owes me answers.","text_w_direction":"The Dunder Mifflin stock symbol is DMI. Do you know what that stands for? Dummies, morons and idiots. Because that's what you'd have to be to own it. And, as one of those idiots, I believe the board owes me answers.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29417,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I wish the windows weren't tinted so people could see us in here.","text_w_direction":"[in the limo with Dwight, Andy and Oscar] I wish the windows weren't tinted so people could see us in here.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29418,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, guys, do you think anyone might have had s*x in here?","text_w_direction":"Hey, guys, do you think anyone might have had s*x in here?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29419,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Definitely.","text_w_direction":"Definitely.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29420,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Smells like it.","text_w_direction":"Smells like it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29421,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Definitely. Look they got pillows. That. That's bigger than my bed.","text_w_direction":"Definitely. Look they got pillows. That. That's bigger than my bed.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29422,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Word.","text_w_direction":"Word.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29423,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29424,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Who's playing with the button?","text_w_direction":"[the limo driver raises the divider window] Who's playing with the button?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29425,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, Ryan. Could you start consolidating all our Rolodex information into Outlook?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Ryan. Could you start consolidating all our Rolodex information into Outlook?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29426,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Uh, it doesn't seem like there's much of a point if the company's going under.","text_w_direction":"Uh, it doesn't seem like there's much of a point if the company's going under.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29427,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"But if the company doesn't go under then we'll finally have all our contacts in one program.","text_w_direction":"But if the company doesn't go under then we'll finally have all our contacts in one program.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29428,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"The company's probably going under, though.","text_w_direction":"The company's probably going under, though.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29429,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Could go either way.","text_w_direction":"Could go either way.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29430,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Seems like it's leaning one way.","text_w_direction":"Seems like it's leaning one way.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29431,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Maybe we should just wait and find out.","text_w_direction":"Maybe we should just wait and find out.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29432,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Definitely.","text_w_direction":"Definitely.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29433,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29434,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"So should we wait to find out before we start doing all this stuff?","text_w_direction":"So should we wait to find out before we start doing all this stuff?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29435,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Nah. Might as well do it now.","text_w_direction":"Nah. Might as well do it now.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29436,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Michael, what if somebody asks you a question at this meeting? Are you just gonna wave, or what?","text_w_direction":"Michael, what if somebody asks you a question at this meeting? Are you just gonna wave, or what?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29437,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I will have to answer.","text_w_direction":"I will have to answer.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29438,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"I'll ask you a question.","text_w_direction":"I'll ask you a question.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29439,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Make it a softball. Something he can, like, crank out of the park.","text_w_direction":"Make it a softball. Something he can, like, crank out of the park.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29440,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael Scott you run the most profitable branch of Dunder Mifflin. How do you do it?","text_w_direction":"Michael Scott you run the most profitable branch of Dunder Mifflin. How do you do it?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29441,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"No, no. That's too hard. Say your name is Zamboni and then I will say, 'Well, we're sort of on thin ice.' I won't say that. I'll something like that.","text_w_direction":"No, no. That's too hard. Say your name is Zamboni and then I will say, 'Well, we're sort of on thin ice.' [they all laugh] I won't say that. I'll something like that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29442,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"This is your big day. Come on.","text_w_direction":"This is your big day. Come on.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29443,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, my god. This is it.","text_w_direction":"Oh, my god. This is it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29444,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Laurie","text":"Mr. Scott?","text_w_direction":"Mr. Scott?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29445,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29446,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Laurie","text":"I'm Laurie.","text_w_direction":"I'm Laurie.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29447,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, hi.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hi.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29448,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Laurie","text":"Thank you for joining us. Come with me.","text_w_direction":"Thank you for joining us. Come with me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29449,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Well, thank you and, and please call - continue to call me Mr. Scott.","text_w_direction":"Well, thank you and, and please call - continue to call me Mr. Scott.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29450,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Laurie","text":"Ok. If you just want to follow me I'll take you up to the lounge.","text_w_direction":"Ok. If you just want to follow me I'll take you up to the lounge.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29451,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I guess this is as far as I can take you guys. So -","text_w_direction":"Well, I guess this is as far as I can take you guys. So -","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29452,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Kay.","text_w_direction":"Kay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29453,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Good luck, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Good luck, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29454,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"See you later.","text_w_direction":"See you later.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29455,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Officers. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"[walking past bodyguards at the door] Officers. Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29456,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Laurie","text":"After you, Mr. Scott.","text_w_direction":"After you, Mr. Scott.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29457,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29458,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"David","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29459,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29460,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"David","text":"So glad you could make it.","text_w_direction":"So glad you could make it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29461,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29462,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"David","text":"How was the ride?","text_w_direction":"How was the ride?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29463,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Oh. It was awesome. Very, very sublime.","text_w_direction":"Oh. It was awesome. Very, very sublime.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29464,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"David","text":"I'm glad. I want to introduce you to everyone. First we'll start with Alan Brand. Alan? CEO. Michael Scott, Branch manager, Scranton.","text_w_direction":"I'm glad. I want to introduce you to everyone. First we'll start with Alan Brand. Alan? CEO. Michael Scott, Branch manager, Scranton.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29465,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Alan","text":"It's nice to meet you, Michael.","text_w_direction":"It's nice to meet you, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29466,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"It's nice to meet you, too. It's an honor and a privilege.","text_w_direction":"It's nice to meet you, too. It's an honor and a privilege.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29467,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"David","text":"Seated, we have the former congressman, Chris O'Keefe.","text_w_direction":"Seated, we have the former congressman, Chris O'Keefe.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29468,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Ah. Your eminence.","text_w_direction":"Ah. [bows] Your eminence.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29469,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Registrar","text":"For those of you with questions, please line up behind one of the four microphones that have been placed in the aisles.","text_w_direction":"For those of you with questions, please line up behind one of the four microphones that have been placed in the aisles.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29470,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Coming through. Che, che, che, che, che, che. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Ah. Damn it. Wha- okay","text_w_direction":"Coming through. Che, che, che, che, che, che. [spots microphone and gets in line, sees an empty mic and attempts to get there first] Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. [a line appears from nowhere] Ah. Damn it. [ heads back to the original line which is now even longer] Wha- okay [grunts]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29471,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"I was hoping to lob Michael his softball question early. I wanted to swing by the garment district, pick up a few crates of my shirts. I got a shirt guy.","text_w_direction":"I was hoping to lob Michael his softball question early. I wanted to swing by the garment district, pick up a few crates of my shirts. I got a shirt guy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29472,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"Can you believe this? The money they spent on this convention hall. Excuse me, miss. I just want to take the stupid board of directors by their necks. This is so simple.","text_w_direction":"Can you believe this? The money they spent on this convention hall. [finding a seat] Excuse me, miss. I just want to take the stupid board of directors by their necks. This is so simple.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29473,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah. Well, you should do that. Get in line.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Well, you should do that. Get in line.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29474,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"Oh, what a great idea and lose my job. No thank you.","text_w_direction":"Oh, what a great idea and lose my job. No thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29475,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Look, do you want to be able to tell your grandkids you stood up for yourself during the - America's biggest financial crisis?","text_w_direction":"Look, do you want to be able to tell your grandkids you stood up for yourself during the - America's biggest financial crisis?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29476,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"How is he gonna have grandkids?","text_w_direction":"How is he gonna have grandkids?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29477,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"You guys ever protect the president?","text_w_direction":"You guys ever protect the president?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29478,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Security","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29479,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"What about Madonna? Or Obama twins? Anybody famous?","text_w_direction":"What about Madonna? Or Obama twins? Anybody famous?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29480,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Security","text":"Not supposed to talk about it. Nelly Furtado.","text_w_direction":"Not supposed to talk about it. Nelly Furtado.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29481,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Alan","text":"Alright, guys. You ready?","text_w_direction":"Alright, guys. You ready?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29482,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Rock and roll.","text_w_direction":"Rock and roll. [they walk into convention room and are booed by everyone]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29483,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Alan","text":"Dunder Mifflin is still a strong company. We are poised to come through this more streamlined and profitable than ever.","text_w_direction":"Dunder Mifflin is still a strong company. We are poised to come through this more streamlined and profitable than ever. [boos from the crowd]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29484,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"This is not as much fun as I thought it would be.","text_w_direction":"[to David] This is not as much fun as I thought it would be.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29485,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"David","text":"It was fun when we weren't on the brink of bankruptcy.","text_w_direction":"It was fun when we weren't on the brink of bankruptcy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29486,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"We're going bankrupt, you think? They are really angry.","text_w_direction":"[accidentally into his microphone] We're going bankrupt, you think? [angry jeering from the crowd] They are really angry.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29487,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Alan","text":"The shareholders need to empower our leadership -","text_w_direction":"The shareholders need to empower our leadership -","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29488,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Woman in line","text":"I'm just gonna run to the bathroom. Will you save my place?","text_w_direction":"I'm just gonna run to the bathroom. Will you save my place?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29489,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Man in line","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29490,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"No. You will not.","text_w_direction":"No. You will not.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29491,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Woman in line","text":"Excuse me?","text_w_direction":"Excuse me?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29492,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, I'm sorry. Were you raised in a household with no consequences?","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'm sorry. Were you raised in a household with no consequences?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29493,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Woman in line","text":"It'll just be a second.","text_w_direction":"It'll just be a second.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29494,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh. If onlys and justs were candies and nuts then every day would be Erntedankfest.","text_w_direction":"Oh. If onlys and justs were candies and nuts then every day would be Erntedankfest.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29495,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Alan","text":"... and we're confident. There are many things to be optimistic about in Dunder Mifflin's future and one of them is here with us today. Michael Scott, Scranton Branch manager.","text_w_direction":"... and we're confident. There are many things to be optimistic about in Dunder Mifflin's future and one of them is here with us today. Michael Scott, Scranton Branch manager.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29496,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"[loudly applauds] Yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29497,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Alan","text":"In these uncertain times, Michael has managed to maintain steady profits from his Scranton branch. We all thank you, Michael. Another bright spot in the Dunder Mifflin landscape, our new waste pulp re-purposing plant in Milford.","text_w_direction":"In these uncertain times, Michael has managed to maintain steady profits from his Scranton branch. We all thank you, Michael. [scattered applause] Another bright spot in the Dunder Mifflin landscape, our new waste pulp re-purposing plant in Milford. [applause]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29498,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, Phyllis. Are you just getting back from lunch now?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Phyllis. Are you just getting back from lunch now?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29499,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"Bob took me to Capello's. We got a little tipsy.","text_w_direction":"Bob took me to Capello's. We got a little tipsy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29500,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Ok. You shouldn't be telling me that stuff and also shouldn't be taking two hour lunches without telling me.","text_w_direction":"Ok. You shouldn't be telling me that stuff and also shouldn't be taking two hour lunches without telling me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29501,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh, it's ok. Michael doesn't really care about these things.","text_w_direction":"Oh, it's ok. Michael doesn't really care about these things.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29502,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"I care about them and I'm just as much of a boss as Michael. What's so funny? I'm a co-manager.","text_w_direction":"I care about them and I'm just as much of a boss as Michael. [Stanley laughs] What's so funny? I'm a co-manager.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29503,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"That doesn't make you a boss.","text_w_direction":"That doesn't make you a boss.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29504,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"It's not like you can fire people or anything.","text_w_direction":"It's not like you can fire people or anything.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29505,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Well - who? How did you? Who, who told you this?","text_w_direction":"Well - who? How did you? Who, who told you this?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29506,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"Ryan.","text_w_direction":"Ryan.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29507,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"Can't say.","text_w_direction":"Can't say.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29508,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"Sorry. Plastered.","text_w_direction":"Sorry. Plastered.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29509,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Ok. Who else has heard the rumor that I am not as much in charge as Michael?","text_w_direction":"Ok. Who else has heard the rumor that I am not as much in charge as Michael? [everyone raises there hands - including Pam]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29510,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Stuff gets around. I don't participate.","text_w_direction":"Stuff gets around. I don't participate.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29511,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Who here heard it from Ryan?","text_w_direction":"Who here heard it from Ryan?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29512,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Does and email count?","text_w_direction":"Does and email count?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29513,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29514,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. [everyone raises hands again]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29515,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"I am just as much of a boss as Michael and I can do anything that Michael can do. Alright? Who here believes that I have as much power as Michael?","text_w_direction":"I am just as much of a boss as Michael and I can do anything that Michael can do. Alright? Who here believes that I have as much power as Michael? [Pam, after a moment, is the only one who raises her hand]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29516,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"I forgot I have to support him no matter what. Close one.","text_w_direction":"I forgot I have to support him no matter what. Close one.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29517,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"These questions are bush league.","text_w_direction":"These questions are bush league.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29518,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"You should get up and say something. You've got to be true to what's in there. Don't be a wuss.","text_w_direction":"You should get up and say something. You've got to be true to what's in there. [points to Oscar's heart] Don't be a wuss.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29519,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"I've always been the guy who can rally other people to rebel. In high school I organized a walk out over standardized testing. Got over 500 students to just skip the SATs. At the last second I chickened out, took it anyway, got a 1220, always regretted it. I feel lachrymose .","text_w_direction":"I've always been the guy who can rally other people to rebel. In high school I organized a walk out over standardized testing. Got over 500 students to just skip the SATs. At the last second I chickened out, took it anyway, got a 1220, always regretted it. I feel lachrymose .","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29520,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"David","text":"Believe me everyone is working very hard, working weekends, struggling, trying to right the ship.","text_w_direction":"[over the crowd booing] Believe me everyone is working very hard, working weekends, struggling, trying to right the ship.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29521,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Shareholder","text":"You're a criminal.","text_w_direction":"You're a criminal.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29522,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, hey, hey. I'm sorry. These are not criminals. They are nice. They invited me to come here today. They invited me to their hospitality suite where I had free food and it was delicious. Get this. Know how nice they are? The sent a stretch limo all the way to pick me up in Scranton. That's -","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey, hey. I'm sorry. These are not criminals. They are nice. They invited me to come here today. They invited me to their hospitality suite where I had free food and it was delicious. Get this. Know how nice they are? The sent a stretch limo all the way to pick me up in Scranton. That's -","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29523,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Female Shareholder","text":"Limousine?","text_w_direction":"Limousine?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29524,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29525,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Second Shareholder","text":"You're all corrupt. You should be in jail.","text_w_direction":"You're all corrupt. You should be in jail. [crowd agrees]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29526,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Alan","text":"Quiet! Quiet, please! Please, quiet! Quiet, please. We want to hear your questions.","text_w_direction":"Quiet! Quiet, please! Please, quiet! Quiet, please. We want to hear your questions.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29527,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Do you love her or do you love the idea of her?","text_w_direction":"Do you love her or do you love the idea of her?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29528,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Creed","text":"I don't know, man. I just don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know, man. I just don't know.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29529,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"I gotta make an example out of him. Should I just fire him?","text_w_direction":"I gotta make an example out of him. Should I just fire him?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29530,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Can you actually fire people?","text_w_direction":"Can you actually fire people?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29531,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"To be honest, I don't know, but maybe I could just yell at him in front of people.","text_w_direction":"To be honest, I don't know, but maybe I could just yell at him in front of people.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29532,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Well, I can't really imagine you yelling at anyone.","text_w_direction":"Well, I can't really imagine you yelling at anyone.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29533,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, well I yell. You've heard me yell.","text_w_direction":"Oh, well I yell. You've heard me yell.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29534,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Oh. Ok. I've heard you exclaim. Like the time you said, 'Hey, look. We parked over here!'.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Ok. I've heard you exclaim. Like the time you said, 'Hey, look. We parked over here!'.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29535,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Well, that was apple-picking day and there's no need to yell that day, you know. I was just excited to find the car. Perfect end to a perfect day.","text_w_direction":"Well, that was apple-picking day and there's no need to yell that day, you know. I was just excited to find the car. Perfect end to a perfect day.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29536,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Well, you'll figure it out.","text_w_direction":"Well, you'll figure it out.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29537,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Alan","text":"Ok. We're gonna take a 15 minute break and then we're gonna answer more questions.","text_w_direction":"Ok. We're gonna take a 15 minute break and then we're gonna answer more questions.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29538,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Third Shareholder","text":"You haven't said anything yet and we're headed for bankruptcy.","text_w_direction":"You haven't said anything yet and we're headed for bankruptcy. [crowd agrees]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29539,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, well, that's not gonna happen. That's not gonna happen. We'll be back with some answers. I - ok. I know that you're mad at me and you're mad at all them -","text_w_direction":"[board of directors has started to exit] Yeah, well, that's not gonna happen. That's not gonna happen. We'll be back with some answers. [a few murmurs from the crowd of 'What answers?'] I - ok. I know that you're mad at me and you're mad at all them -","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29540,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Fourth Shareholder","text":"How are you gonna fix the company?","text_w_direction":"How are you gonna fix the company?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29541,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Ok. Alright. We are gonna - we're gonna go out there during this break and we are gonna come back with a plan. We're gonna come back with a plan for you. It's a 45 day plan. 45 days to get us back on track. 45 points. It's a 45 day/45 point. One point per day. We get the 45 points we are back in business. And you can take that to the bank. And Limo Lady, we are going completely carbon neutral. I love you, New York! You. You.","text_w_direction":"Ok. Alright. We are gonna - we're gonna go out there during this break and we are gonna come back with a plan. We're gonna come back with a plan for you. It's a 45 day plan. 45 days to get us back on track. [crowd starts to agree and perk up] 45 points. It's a 45 day/45 point. One point per day. We get the 45 points we are back in business. [crowd applauds] And you can take that to the bank. [applause continue] And Limo Lady, we are going completely carbon neutral. [crowd has gotten very excited and is cheering] I love you, New York! [Michael does the spin and leaves the stage - then runs back across the stage] You. You.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29542,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, Ryan. How's it going?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Ryan. How's it going?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29543,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Here's the thing. Um, I've tried it like five different ways in my head and - Oh, got one. Um, I'm such a perfectionist...","text_w_direction":"[playing Tetris on his computer] Here's the thing. Um, I've tried it like five different ways in my head and - Oh, got one. Um, I'm such a perfectionist...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29544,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Mmm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29545,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"That I'd kinda rather not do it all then do a crappy version.","text_w_direction":"That I'd kinda rather not do it all then do a crappy version.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29546,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Simple data entry, though. So there's really only one way to do it.","text_w_direction":"Simple data entry, though. So there's really only one way to do it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29547,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Sounds like you have a really specific vision for it. Do you wanna maybe just take a whack at it?","text_w_direction":"Sounds like you have a really specific vision for it. Do you wanna maybe just take a whack at it?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29548,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"You know what?","text_w_direction":"You know what?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29549,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29550,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"I think I know the problem.","text_w_direction":"I think I know the problem.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29551,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29552,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"I think you seem distracted.","text_w_direction":"I think you seem distracted.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29553,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Yep, that is a problem.","text_w_direction":"Yep, that is a problem.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29554,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"But, you know what? I came up with something and I think it's really gonna help.","text_w_direction":"But, you know what? I came up with something and I think it's really gonna help.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29555,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Well, I'm glad you're finally being proactive, Jim.","text_w_direction":"Well, I'm glad you're finally being proactive, Jim.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29556,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"I am, too. Let me show you.","text_w_direction":"I am, too. Let me show you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29557,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Wow. Things are really picking up.","text_w_direction":"Wow. Things are really picking up.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29558,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"O'Keefe","text":"What was that about?","text_w_direction":"What was that about?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29559,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29560,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Alan","text":"You were supposed to wave.","text_w_direction":"You were supposed to wave.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29561,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I did wave. I did a lot more than wave.","text_w_direction":"I did wave. I did a lot more than wave.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29562,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"David","text":"What are we supposed to tell them now? Ok? You've dug us quite a hole.","text_w_direction":"What are we supposed to tell them now? Ok? You've dug us quite a hole.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29563,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"We tell them the plan, right?","text_w_direction":"We tell them the plan, right?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29564,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"David","text":"There is no plan.","text_w_direction":"There is no plan.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29565,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Here's what we're gonna do. The 45 day thing that I outlined, we go with that. Day 45, company saved. Day 44, go. What do we got? We have 15 minutes.","text_w_direction":"Here's what we're gonna do. The 45 day thing that I outlined, we go with that. Day 45, company saved. Day 44, go. What do we got? We have 15 minutes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29566,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"O'Keefe","text":"Excuse me?","text_w_direction":"Excuse me?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29567,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Just whatever comes to mind. Shout it out.","text_w_direction":"Just whatever comes to mind. Shout it out.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29568,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"O'Keefe","text":"Who the hell is this guy?","text_w_direction":"Who the hell is this guy?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29569,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I am the guy who roused that crowd.","text_w_direction":"I am the guy who roused that crowd.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29570,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"David","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29571,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Got them on their feet.","text_w_direction":"Got them on their feet.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29572,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"David","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29573,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"They were so happy down there.","text_w_direction":"They were so happy down there.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29574,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"David","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29575,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Alan","text":"Who cares?","text_w_direction":"Who cares?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29576,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Ok. Alright. Well, I know a guy. This Mexican guy. He is a math whiz. He knows economics as well as he knows bull fighting and I am going to call in a little favor.","text_w_direction":"Ok. Alright. Well, I know a guy. This Mexican guy. He is a math whiz. He knows economics as well as he knows bull fighting and I am going to call in a little favor.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29577,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"David","text":"No. No. No. No. No. No. Don't call anybody, Michael.","text_w_direction":"No. No. No. No. No. No. Don't call anybody, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29578,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I'm texting him, so.","text_w_direction":"Well, I'm texting him, so.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29579,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"David","text":"Please do not text anybody, now, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Please do not text anybody, now, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29580,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"It's done.","text_w_direction":"It's done. [Oscar, sitting in the lobby, receives a text]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29581,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Oh. There he is. Come on in. Come on in. Gentleman, I would like you to meet Oscar. Come on in. Don't be shy. This is Oscar Martinez. Oscar, why don't you come over here. Let me present you. Step up. Step up there. Oscar is an accountant extraordinaire at the Scranton branch and he has a wonderful idea as to how to get us out of this murky, murky situation. Take it away.","text_w_direction":"Oh. There he is. Come on in. Come on in. Gentleman, I would like you to meet Oscar. Come on in. Don't be shy. This is Oscar Martinez. Oscar, why don't you come over here. Let me present you. Step up. Step up there. Oscar is an accountant extraordinaire at the Scranton branch and he has a wonderful idea as to how to get us out of this murky, murky situation. Take it away. [Oscar stands there stunned]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29582,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"I think this is really gonna help. If you could just hold up here one second. Hey, guys. Quick announcement. If I could just have everyone's attention. I just figured you needed a place where you can concentrate and not be bothered by bothering people.","text_w_direction":"I think this is really gonna help. If you could just hold up here one second. [addresses the whole office] Hey, guys. Quick announcement. If I could just have everyone's attention. [turns back to Ryan] I just figured you needed a place where you can concentrate and not be bothered by bothering people.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29583,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Mmm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29584,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Let me show you what I mean. Your new office. How great is that, right? For a job well done. Well, not done.","text_w_direction":"Let me show you what I mean. [Jim opens the closet door to reveal a work station] Your new office. How great is that, right? For a job well done. Well, not done.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29585,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"I will, uh, I will do my work right now. I will stay late tonight.","text_w_direction":"I will, uh, I will do my work right now. I will stay late tonight.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29586,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Right.","text_w_direction":"Right.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29587,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Uh, I'm very sorry... about everything.","text_w_direction":"Uh, I'm very sorry... about everything.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29588,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"You're a good kid. You know what? It gets bigger once you're in there. Enjoy it.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] You're a good kid. You know what? It gets bigger once you're in there. Enjoy it. [shuts the door and walks to his office]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29589,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Is there internet?","text_w_direction":"[from behind the door] Is there internet?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29590,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"Ummm...","text_w_direction":"Ummm...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29591,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Tell them what you told me. This is genius.","text_w_direction":"Tell them what you told me. This is genius.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29592,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"Ok","text_w_direction":"Ok","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29593,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Tell them about the cash flow and the dumping of properties and - this is all -","text_w_direction":"Tell them about the cash flow and the dumping of properties and - this is all -","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29594,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"Um..","text_w_direction":"Um..","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29595,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"It's all good. It's all good stuff. Lay it on them.","text_w_direction":"It's all good. It's all good stuff. Lay it on them.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29596,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"I feel, as does Mr. Scott, that we are in the best of hands. Capable hands.","text_w_direction":"I feel, as does Mr. Scott, that we are in the best of hands. Capable hands.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29597,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"That wasn't what you were saying to me. He was much more articulate and that was better. Much better.","text_w_direction":"That wasn't what you were saying to me. He was much more articulate and that was better. Much better.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29598,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"I think this has gone very well and I thank you.","text_w_direction":"I think this has gone very well and I thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29599,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"O-kay. Oh... hey, hey. What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"O-kay. Oh... hey, hey. [follows Oscar into the hall] What are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29600,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"Michael, I didn't ask to come up here.","text_w_direction":"Michael, I didn't ask to come up here.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29601,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Wow, man. That -","text_w_direction":"Wow, man. That -","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29602,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29603,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"That was embarrassing.","text_w_direction":"That was embarrassing.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29604,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"For me.","text_w_direction":"For me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29605,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"For me, too. You embarrassed me.","text_w_direction":"For me, too. You embarrassed me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29606,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"You -","text_w_direction":"You -[Oscar walks away, Michael goes back in the room]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29607,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Well, that was a waste of a text. Let's get down to brass tacks. I think that we might be in trouble. We don't seem to have a plan so I'm thinking I go down there. Maybe rattle off a few jokes. Congressman could follow.","text_w_direction":"Well, that was a waste of a text. Let's get down to brass tacks. I think that we might be in trouble. We don't seem to have a plan so I'm thinking I go down there. Maybe rattle off a few jokes. Congressman could follow.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29608,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"O'Keefe","text":"He's our best manager? Where's the off button on this moron?","text_w_direction":"He's our best manager? Where's the off button on this moron?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29609,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, I'm not a moron. Time after time my branch leads in sales. I have personally won over 17 Dundie awards. So, I am not a moron and I am just trying to help, you know? So... you're the moron.","text_w_direction":"Uh, I'm not a moron. Time after time my branch leads in sales. I have personally won over 17 Dundie awards. So, I am not a moron and I am just trying to help, you know? So... you're the moron.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29610,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[zipping through the hall while texting]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29611,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Yes it is a thrill to be honored by one's company. To have the people that you work for stop for a minute and say, 'Wow. Great job.' That is what it is all about. Not the perks. Perks? The perks. I could take or leave the perks. Limos are for people who make the company money not lose millions and have no plan. So we're leaving early. After all, we are the only ones with anything to celebrate.","text_w_direction":"Yes it is a thrill to be honored by one's company. To have the people that you work for stop for a minute and say, 'Wow. Great job.' That is what it is all about. Not the perks. Perks? The perks. I could take or leave the perks. Limos are for people who make the company money not lose millions and have no plan. So we're leaving early. After all, we are the only ones with anything to celebrate.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29612,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"O'Keefe","text":"He can take the bus. He's had his limo ride.","text_w_direction":"He can take the bus. He's had his limo ride.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29613,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Oscar! Oscar! Come on! There he is! There he is! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Scranton! Scranton! Scranton! Dunder Mifflin!","text_w_direction":"[running out of the building with Oscar, Andy, and Dwight] Oscar! Oscar! Come on! There he is! There he is! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Scranton! Scranton! Scranton! Dunder Mifflin!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29614,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Alan","text":"The gentleman in the, uh, glasses.","text_w_direction":"The gentleman in the, uh, glasses.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29615,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Dwight Schrute, Scranton branch. I just want to say that I have been standing in this line all day and if this line is any indication of how this company is being run then we are in big trouble. Thank you. Right. I know. And I just want to say that I believe that there are options out there. A take a number option like they have in a deli. What about line varieties? Like an express line for quick comments of ten words or less. They can move much more efficiently. What about ropes along the lines that you can hold on to.","text_w_direction":"Dwight Schrute, Scranton branch. I just want to say that I have been standing in this line all day and if this line is any indication of how this company is being run then we are in big trouble. [cheers from crowd] Thank you. Right. I know. And I just want to say that I believe that there are options out there. [crowd still applauding] A take a number option like they have in a deli. What about line varieties? Like an express line for quick comments of ten words or less. They can move much more efficiently. What about ropes along the lines that you can hold on to.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29616,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Alan","text":"Thank you. Thank you for your suggestions.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. Thank you for your suggestions.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29617,"season":6,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Shareholder Meeting","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1726,"air_date":"2009-11-19"}
{"index":29618,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"You wanted to see me?","text_w_direction":"You wanted to see me?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29619,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, Have a seat.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, Have a seat.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29620,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Is it serious? Wow. Andy's a wittle scared.","text_w_direction":"Is it serious? [Michael stares] Wow. Andy's a wittle scared.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29621,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, right there is the problem. There have been reports around the office that you have been talking baby talk.","text_w_direction":"Okay, right there is the problem. There have been reports around the office that you have been talking baby talk.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29622,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Why would people say that?","text_w_direction":"Why would people say that?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29623,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I have it on good authority that you said the following. Can you read that back to me?","text_w_direction":"I have it on good authority that you said the following. [hands Andy a notecard] Can you read that back to me?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29624,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Andy have a boo-boo tummy.","text_w_direction":"Andy have a boo-boo tummy.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29625,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Mmm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29626,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Would you rather me say \"Hey guys, my irritable bowel syndrome is flaring up?\"","text_w_direction":"Would you rather me say \"Hey guys, my irritable bowel syndrome is flaring up?\"","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29627,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29628,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"\"Crazy diarrhea happening right now?\" Cause things can get real adult real fast.","text_w_direction":"\"Crazy diarrhea happening right now?\" Cause things can get real adult real fast.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29629,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"You are also on record as saying \"wittle-ittle,\" \"footy-wutties,\" \"nummies,\" \"jammies,\" \"make boom-boom,\" \"widiculous,\" and \"wode iwand.\"","text_w_direction":"You are also on record as saying \"wittle-ittle,\" \"footy-wutties,\" \"nummies,\" \"jammies,\" \"make boom-boom,\" \"widiculous,\" and \"wode iwand.\"","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29630,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Do I sometimes replace Rs with Ws? Yes. Do I sometimes repeat a word to get my point across? Well if I do, Andy's sowwy.","text_w_direction":"Do I sometimes replace Rs with Ws? Yes. Do I sometimes repeat a word to get my point across? Well if I do, Andy's sowwy.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29631,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"You can't be a baby in the office. It makes me look like I hire babies.","text_w_direction":"You can't be a baby in the office. It makes me look like I hire babies.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29632,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Well if I we're complaining, a lot of people think your Elvis voice is annoying.","text_w_direction":"Well if I we're complaining, a lot of people think your Elvis voice is annoying.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29633,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, who said that?","text_w_direction":"Okay, who said that?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29634,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"I don't-just people. For the record, I think it's pretty fantastic.","text_w_direction":"I don't-just people. For the record, I think it's pretty fantastic.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29635,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Well, thank you... thank you a lot. And for what it's worth I think your baby voice is tops.","text_w_direction":"[Elvis voice] Well, thank you... thank you a lot. And for what it's worth I think your baby voice is tops.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29636,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Tank you Mr. Elwis.","text_w_direction":"[baby voice] Tank you Mr. Elwis.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29637,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"You're welcome, baby.","text_w_direction":"[as Elvis] You're welcome, baby.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29638,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Dr. Tuna, MD, I have some terrible news.","text_w_direction":"Dr. Tuna, MD, I have some terrible news.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29639,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Wait, are you the patient or the doctor?","text_w_direction":"Wait, are you the patient or the doctor?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29640,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"The entire office has come down with a pernicious case of the Mondays.","text_w_direction":"The entire office has come down with a pernicious case of the Mondays.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29641,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Wow, what do you put our chances at?","text_w_direction":"Wow, what do you put our chances at?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29642,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"0%, unless we perform an immediate emergency morale transplant, stat!","text_w_direction":"0%, unless we perform an immediate emergency morale transplant, stat!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29643,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Hmm, sounds risky.","text_w_direction":"Hmm, sounds risky.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29644,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Don't worry. There is a surefire cure. Employee of the Month. Every awesome place I've worked has had one.","text_w_direction":"Don't worry. There is a surefire cure. Employee of the Month. Every awesome place I've worked has had one.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29645,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers, AIG, my summer at Enron.","text_w_direction":"Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers, AIG, my summer at Enron.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29646,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Wow, that's not such a bad idea.","text_w_direction":"Wow, that's not such a bad idea.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29647,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Great!","text_w_direction":"Great! [sits down]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29648,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Anything else?","text_w_direction":"Anything else?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29649,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Nope!","text_w_direction":"Nope! [stands up and leaves]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29650,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Erin","text":"Frankie's Dirty Joke of the Day? There's a bunch of those.","text_w_direction":"Frankie's Dirty Joke of the Day? There's a bunch of those.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29651,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Keep.","text_w_direction":"Keep.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29652,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Erin","text":"There's a bunch of Sent e-mails that jusy say \"Delivered.\" Should I delete all of those?","text_w_direction":"There's a bunch of Sent e-mails that jusy say \"Delivered.\" Should I delete all of those?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29653,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I want to keep those so I can see what I sent.","text_w_direction":"I want to keep those so I can see what I sent.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29654,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Erin","text":"That's why you have a \"Sent Mail\" folder.","text_w_direction":"That's why you have a \"Sent Mail\" folder.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29655,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Keep.","text_w_direction":"Keep.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29656,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Erin","text":"There's about 30 news alerts for \"Nip Slip.\"","text_w_direction":"There's about 30 news alerts for \"Nip Slip.\"","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29657,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"For what?","text_w_direction":"For what?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29658,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Erin","text":"\"Nip slip.\"","text_w_direction":"\"Nip slip.\"","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29659,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Oh okay. I don't know how those got on there...","text_w_direction":"Oh okay. I don't know how those got on there...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29660,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Erin","text":"Well...","text_w_direction":"Well...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29661,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Must be hackers.","text_w_direction":"Must be hackers.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29662,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Hey. What's up?","text_w_direction":"Hey. What's up?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29663,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"What if I told you I had done the worst thing ever, would you still want to be my friend?","text_w_direction":"What if I told you I had done the worst thing ever, would you still want to be my friend?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29664,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Did you murder someone?","text_w_direction":"Did you murder someone?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29665,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Worse than that.","text_w_direction":"Worse than that.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29666,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, my God.","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29667,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Lurk much? I miss Pam.","text_w_direction":"Lurk much? [Erin leaves] I miss Pam.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29668,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"I think she's okay.","text_w_direction":"I think she's okay.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29669,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Is that what we're going for now? \"okay?\" We used to go for \"pretty good.\"","text_w_direction":"Is that what we're going for now? \"okay?\" We used to go for \"pretty good.\"","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29670,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Great. Hey, how do you feel about starting an Employee of the Month program?","text_w_direction":"Great. Hey, how do you feel about starting an Employee of the Month program?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29671,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, you know what, that actually might make me feel better. I'm not in this for the trophies, but...","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you know what, that actually might make me feel better. I'm not in this for the trophies, but...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29672,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"You're not in it at all, because you can't be employee of the month, you're a manager.","text_w_direction":"You're not in it at all, because you can't be employee of the month, you're a manager.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29673,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Well, technically, I'm a co-manager, and I barely have any responsibilities, but I work hard, I love this company, and for those reasons, I think I would make a good employee of the month.","text_w_direction":"Well, technically, I'm a co-manager, and I barely have any responsibilities, but I work hard, I love this company, and for those reasons, I think I would make a good employee of the month.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29674,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"It would look bad. Sorry.","text_w_direction":"It would look bad. Sorry.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29675,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"It would look good, on my mantle.","text_w_direction":"It would look good, on my mantle.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29676,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Jim's talking to Michael right now. They totally went for our idea!","text_w_direction":"Jim's talking to Michael right now. They totally went for our idea!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29677,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah! Your idea.","text_w_direction":"Yeah! Your idea.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29678,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"My idea. I just need Andy to think it's his idea. So it won't get traced back to me. In approximately six hours, Jim will get a phone call from David Wallace. He will be fired.","text_w_direction":"My idea. I just need Andy to think it's his idea. So it won't get traced back to me. In approximately six hours, Jim will get a phone call from David Wallace. He will be fired.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29679,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Erin","text":"Hey Pam, do you have a sec to check over this inventory?","text_w_direction":"Hey Pam, do you have a sec to check over this inventory?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29680,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Looks great.","text_w_direction":"[glances at it] Looks great.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29681,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, did you really look it over? Felt like maybe you didn't.","text_w_direction":"Oh, did you really look it over? Felt like maybe you didn't.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29682,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Okay. The Michael Scott Foundation is still in existence?","text_w_direction":"Okay. [picks up and reads sheet] The Michael Scott Foundation is still in existence?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29683,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"There you are. I don't think we have finished with my Inbox.","text_w_direction":"There you are. I don't think we have finished with my Inbox.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29684,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Phyllis","text":"What's \"Scott's Tots?\"","text_w_direction":"What's \"Scott's Tots?\"","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29685,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Stanley","text":"Has it really been ten years?","text_w_direction":"Has it really been ten years?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29686,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Stanley","text":"\"Local businessman pledges college tuition to third graders\"","text_w_direction":"[shows newspaper article and reads] \"Local businessman pledges college tuition to third graders\"","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29687,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, why did you promise that?","text_w_direction":"Michael, why did you promise that?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29688,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"To change lives.","text_w_direction":"To change lives.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29689,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"No Michael, why would you promise that?","text_w_direction":"No Michael, why would you promise that?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29690,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, okay. Call the school, cancel. I can't go through with this.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, okay. Call the school, cancel. I can't go through with this.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29691,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Erin","text":"We've already rescheduled seven times.","text_w_direction":"We've already rescheduled seven times.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29692,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, this is a terrible terrible thing you've done.","text_w_direction":"Michael, this is a terrible terrible thing you've done.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29693,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Well...","text_w_direction":"Well...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29694,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"It's terrible.","text_w_direction":"It's terrible.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29695,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29696,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Just terrible. And the longer you put it off, the worse it's going to get.","text_w_direction":"Just terrible. And the longer you put it off, the worse it's going to get.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29697,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I just, I fell in love with those kids. and I didn't want to see them fall victim to the system, so I made them a promise. I told them that if they graduated from high school, I would pay for their college education. I've made some empty promises in my life, but hands down, that was the most generous.","text_w_direction":"I just, I fell in love with those kids. and I didn't want to see them fall victim to the system, so I made them a promise. I told them that if they graduated from high school, I would pay for their college education. I've made some empty promises in my life, but hands down, that was the most generous.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29698,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Just tell me it is going to be okay, all right?","text_w_direction":"Just tell me it is going to be okay, all right?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29699,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29700,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I'm not a bad person, I bring good news. Like when I promised those kids I'd pay for college. Okay, all right.","text_w_direction":"I'm not a bad person, I bring good news. Like when I promised those kids I'd pay for college. Okay, all right.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29701,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"You have to tell them.","text_w_direction":"You have to tell them.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29702,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Would you come with me? You know, like old times, instead of...","text_w_direction":"Would you come with me? You know, like old times, instead of... [makes yuck face at Erin]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29703,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Erin","text":"I can print out a new itinerary with Pam's name on it.","text_w_direction":"I can print out a new itinerary with Pam's name on it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29704,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"It's fine. Erin, you're going to go. And you're going to make sure Michael tells the truth.","text_w_direction":"It's fine. Erin, you're going to go. And you're going to make sure Michael tells the truth.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29705,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Agh, God, you know what, could this day get any worse?","text_w_direction":"Agh, God, you know what, could this day get any worse?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29706,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey Jimmy, what's up?","text_w_direction":"Hey Jimmy, what's up?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29707,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Not much.","text_w_direction":"Not much.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29708,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Cool. Very cool. I bet if you tried, you could grow the best beard of anyone in this office.","text_w_direction":"Cool. Very cool. I bet if you tried, you could grow the best beard of anyone in this office.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29709,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Thanks Dwight.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Thanks Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29710,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"That laugh is so infectious.","text_w_direction":"That laugh is so infectious.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29711,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"You're creeping me out. I'm gonna go.","text_w_direction":"You're creeping me out. I'm gonna go.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29712,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"I didn't mean any of those things I just said. And you can expect the same from everyone in this office if you don't nip this whole Employee of the Month situation in the bud. Make it about the work.","text_w_direction":"I didn't mean any of those things I just said. And you can expect the same from everyone in this office if you don't nip this whole Employee of the Month situation in the bud. Make it about the work.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29713,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Let me guess, you think you should get it.","text_w_direction":"Let me guess, you think you should get it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29714,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"This encompasses all available data. Hours, tardiness, unconfirmed sick days, participation. Everyone has been assigned a random number for total fairness and transparency. Also, this should be accompanied by a monetary prize.","text_w_direction":"This encompasses all available data. Hours, tardiness, unconfirmed sick days, participation. Everyone has been assigned a random number for total fairness and transparency. Also, this should be accompanied by a monetary prize.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29715,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Well, in an ideal world...","text_w_direction":"Well, in an ideal world...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29716,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"In an ideal world, I would have all ten fingers on my left hand, so my right hand could just be a fist for punching.","text_w_direction":"In an ideal world, I would have all ten fingers on my left hand, so my right hand could just be a fist for punching.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29717,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, if it's all the same to you, I'm just going to take away \"Survival Skills\" and \"Self-defense.\"","text_w_direction":"Okay, if it's all the same to you, I'm just going to take away \"Survival Skills\" and \"Self-defense.\"","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29718,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm going to run this by Toby and Accounting and have him assemble the data.","text_w_direction":"I'm going to run this by Toby and Accounting and have him assemble the data.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29719,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"That's okay, I'll do it.","text_w_direction":"That's okay, I'll do it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29720,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Mikela","text":"Mr. Scott?","text_w_direction":"Mr. Scott?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29721,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, Mikela Lasker, how are you?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Mikela Lasker, how are you?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29722,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Mikela","text":"I'm good.","text_w_direction":"I'm good.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29723,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Good to see you. Where's your saxaphone?","text_w_direction":"Good to see you. Where's your saxaphone?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29724,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Mikela","text":"It's in the music room, Mr. Scott.","text_w_direction":"It's in the music room, Mr. Scott.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29725,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Eigth grade graduation, she gave a rendition of When The Saints Go Marching In that would blow your freaking mind.","text_w_direction":"Eigth grade graduation, she gave a rendition of When The Saints Go Marching In that would blow your freaking mind.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29726,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Erin","text":"Wow!","text_w_direction":"Wow!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29727,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Well, you didn't even hear it.","text_w_direction":"Well, you didn't even hear it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29728,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Mikela","text":"Everyone's so excited that you're here today.","text_w_direction":"Everyone's so excited that you're here today.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29729,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, good.","text_w_direction":"Oh, good.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29730,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Mikela","text":"Now, I know you probably want to see everyone, but I was wondering if I could ask you some questions first?","text_w_direction":"Now, I know you probably want to see everyone, but I was wondering if I could ask you some questions first?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29731,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29732,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Erin","text":"You're famous.","text_w_direction":"[points to a sign saying The Michael Gary Scott Reading Room] You're famous.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29733,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Mikela","text":"I'm sure you remember this place.","text_w_direction":"I'm sure you remember this place.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29734,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29735,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Mikela","text":"Do you want to go in?","text_w_direction":"Do you want to go in?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29736,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"No, not at all. Nope, come on.","text_w_direction":"No, not at all. Nope, come on.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29737,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, you know what? You know what? I shouldn't go in there. I'm pretty busy, I should just...","text_w_direction":"Oh, you know what? You know what? I shouldn't go in there. I'm pretty busy, I should just...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29738,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Mikela","text":"We just want to say thanks.","text_w_direction":"We just want to say thanks.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29739,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29740,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Students","text":"Mr. Scott! Mr. Scott! Mr. Scott!","text_w_direction":"[cheering] Mr. Scott! Mr. Scott! Mr. Scott!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29741,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Teacher","text":"Mr. Scott, I know you're a busy man, and your schedule moves around a lot. But through all your generosity through the years, your tots, who are ready to graduate, thought it was time to give you a proper thank you.","text_w_direction":"Mr. Scott, I know you're a busy man, and your schedule moves around a lot. But through all your generosity through the years, your tots, who are ready to graduate, thought it was time to give you a proper thank you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29742,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Students","text":"Oh! What? Oh! Break it down! Hey, Mr. Scott! What you gonna do? What you gonna do, make our dreams come true! Hey, Mr. Scott! What you gonna do? What you gonna do, make our dreams come true! Hey, Mr. Scott! What you gonna do? What you gonna do, make our dreams come true!","text_w_direction":"[getting up and dancing] Oh! What? Oh! Break it down! Hey, Mr. Scott! What you gonna do? What you gonna do, make our dreams come true! Hey, Mr. Scott! What you gonna do? What you gonna do, make our dreams come true! Hey, Mr. Scott! What you gonna do? What you gonna do, make our dreams come true!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29743,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Lefevre","text":"You came into our lives and made a promise, made us honest, made us realize, we don't need to compromise, cause we can have it all! Cause you made it possible, for us to achieve the improbable!","text_w_direction":"You came into our lives and made a promise, made us honest, made us realize, we don't need to compromise, cause we can have it all! Cause you made it possible, for us to achieve the improbable!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29744,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Students","text":"Hey, Mr. Scott! What you gonna do? What you gonna do, make our dreams come true!","text_w_direction":"Hey, Mr. Scott! What you gonna do? What you gonna do, make our dreams come true!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29745,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Wow!","text_w_direction":"Wow!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29746,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, so Jim thought it would be ideal if we all pitched in-","text_w_direction":"Hey, so Jim thought it would be ideal if we all pitched in-","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29747,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kevin","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29748,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"So Jim thought it would be ideal if we all pitched in a 20 for this whole Employee of the Month thing.","text_w_direction":"So Jim thought it would be ideal if we all pitched in a 20 for this whole Employee of the Month thing.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29749,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kevin","text":"Jim said that?","text_w_direction":"Jim said that?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29750,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"He thought you were doing an incredible job last month.","text_w_direction":"He thought you were doing an incredible job last month.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29751,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kevin","text":"Jim said that?","text_w_direction":"Jim said that?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29752,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"You seem suprised.","text_w_direction":"You seem suprised.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29753,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kevin","text":"No, no, that makes total sense.","text_w_direction":"No, no, that makes total sense.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29754,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey buddy, so every-","text_w_direction":"Hey buddy, so every-","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29755,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Oscar","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure. [puts in the twenty]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29756,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Five minutes ahead of schedule. Right on schedule.","text_w_direction":"Five minutes ahead of schedule. Right on schedule.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29757,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Teacher","text":"Politicians are always coming around, telling us they're going to fix our schools, promising this and that. But you, Mr. Scott, you are actually doing it. You have taught these kids with hard work, that anything is possible. You are a dream maker and I thank you! I thank you, I thank you, I thank you, I thank you! So much.","text_w_direction":"Politicians are always coming around, telling us they're going to fix our schools, promising this and that. But you, Mr. Scott, you are actually doing it. You have taught these kids with hard work, that anything is possible. You are a dream maker and I thank you! I thank you, I thank you, I thank you, I thank you! So much.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29758,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Lefevre","text":"There were a lot of times over the years where I was pressured to get into the drug game. But I always thought back to my guardian angel, and the gift that you gave me. So I just want to thank you for giving me the opportunity to go to college, educate myself, and become the next President Obama.","text_w_direction":"There were a lot of times over the years where I was pressured to get into the drug game. But I always thought back to my guardian angel, and the gift that you gave me. So I just want to thank you for giving me the opportunity to go to college, educate myself, and become the next President Obama.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29759,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, God. Oh, God.","text_w_direction":"[crying] Oh, God. Oh, God.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29760,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome. I know you're all very excited, but no matter who gets this, I just want to say that you are all employees of the monthin my eyes. And the winner is, employee number nine. And that is?","text_w_direction":"Okay, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome. I know you're all very excited, but no matter who gets this, I just want to say that you are all employees of the monthin my eyes. And the winner is, employee number nine. And that is?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29761,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Number nine, number nine. Jim Halpert.","text_w_direction":"Number nine, number nine. Jim Halpert.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29762,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Everyone","text":"Huh? What?","text_w_direction":"Huh? What?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29763,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Oscar","text":"Are you kidding me?","text_w_direction":"Are you kidding me?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29764,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, no!","text_w_direction":"Oh, no!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29765,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, wait, I was not... I did not-","text_w_direction":"Okay, wait, I was not... I did not-","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29766,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kevin","text":"I... I... I did not... That was not... How come not?","text_w_direction":"I... I... I did not... That was not... How come not?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29767,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Guys, listen. This was anonymous, all right? There is no way I could've given it to myself because I didn't even know who was on here. I just gave it to the employee with the highest overall score.","text_w_direction":"Guys, listen. This was anonymous, all right? There is no way I could've given it to myself because I didn't even know who was on here. I just gave it to the employee with the highest overall score.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29768,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"To my tally, you just won back your own parking spot, a vacation day, and a nice, tidy quarter of $1,000 from all of us.","text_w_direction":"To my tally, you just won back your own parking spot, a vacation day, and a nice, tidy quarter of $1,000 from all of us.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29769,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Will everybody stop for a second, because obviously I'm not taking any of it. A mistake has been made and we'll figure it out. Second of all, there was no cash prize.","text_w_direction":"Will everybody stop for a second, because obviously I'm not taking any of it. A mistake has been made and we'll figure it out. Second of all, there was no cash prize.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29770,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29771,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight?","text_w_direction":"Dwight?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29772,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, you said \"In an ideal world, there would be a cash prize.\" Isn't that what you said?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you said \"In an ideal world, there would be a cash prize.\" Isn't that what you said?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29773,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"No, Dwight, I meant... Yes, in a perfect world, someone would get money. But-","text_w_direction":"No, Dwight, I meant... Yes, in a perfect world, someone would get money. But-","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29774,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah, but in your perfect world, only you get money.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but in your perfect world, only you get money.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29775,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Teacher","text":"Let's put your hands together and give a warm welcome for the man of the hour, Mr. Michael Scott.","text_w_direction":"Let's put your hands together and give a warm welcome for the man of the hour, Mr. Michael Scott.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29776,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"All right. Wow. Um, I am never going to forget today. Not a chance. I don't think I could ever give back to you what you have given me today. Who here has done something stupid in their lives? Like skipped out on study hall or mix up the difference between \"A\" gym and \"B\" gym, that sort of thing? Show of hands, anybody, yes, a bunch of you, okay. Well, me too, I've done something stupid which I would like to share. Ummm. Should we go?","text_w_direction":"All right. Wow. Um, I am never going to forget today. Not a chance. I don't think I could ever give back to you what you have given me today. Who here has done something stupid in their lives? Like skipped out on study hall or mix up the difference between \"A\" gym and \"B\" gym, that sort of thing? Show of hands, anybody, yes, a bunch of you, okay. Well, me too, I've done something stupid which I would like to share. Ummm. [period bell rings] Should we go?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29777,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Teacher","text":"Oh, no. We're okay. It's a double period","text_w_direction":"Oh, no. We're okay. It's a double period","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29778,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Ah. All right. I came here today because I promised you tuition and tuition is very valuable. But you know what's invaluable is intuition. You know what that is? That is the ability to know when something is about to happen. Does anybody out there have intuition? Know what's gonna happen next? Nobody? Okay, you're going to make me say it. All right, I am so proud of all of you. Derrick, and Lefevre, and Ben, and Ayana, and Mikela, and Nikki and Jason, and... I'm sorry, okay, sorry spacing, your name?","text_w_direction":"Ah. All right. I came here today because I promised you tuition and tuition is very valuable. But you know what's invaluable is intuition. You know what that is? That is the ability to know when something is about to happen. Does anybody out there have intuition? Know what's gonna happen next? Nobody? Okay, you're going to make me say it. All right, I am so proud of all of you. Derrick, and Lefevre, and Ben, and Ayana, and Mikela, and Nikki and Jason, and... I'm sorry, okay, sorry spacing, your name?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29779,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Zion","text":"I'm Zion, I'm Mikela's younger brother.","text_w_direction":"I'm Zion, I'm Mikela's younger brother.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29780,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Well Zion, I am not going to be paying for your college tuition. Which brings me to my main point and that is that I will not be able to pay for anybody's tuition. I'm so, so sorry.","text_w_direction":"Well Zion, I am not going to be paying for your college tuition. Which brings me to my main point and that is that I will not be able to pay for anybody's tuition. I'm so, so sorry.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29781,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29782,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Mikela","text":"You lied to us.","text_w_direction":"You lied to us.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29783,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I lied to myself too. I'm not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn't even close. And then I thought maybe by the time I was 40, but by 40, I had less money than when I was 30. Maybe by my 50s, I don't know. I wanted to pay for your education. I really did. It was my dream. Some people have evil drems, some people have selfish dreams or wet dreams. My dream was in the right place.","text_w_direction":"I lied to myself too. I'm not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn't even close. And then I thought maybe by the time I was 40, but by 40, I had less money than when I was 30. Maybe by my 50s, I don't know. I wanted to pay for your education. I really did. It was my dream. Some people have evil drems, some people have selfish dreams or wet dreams. My dream was in the right place.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29784,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Lefevre","text":"You owe this to us!","text_w_direction":"You owe this to us!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29785,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, hold on. Hold on. Now I can't pay for your college. But you don't have to go to class to be in class. Online courses are a viable option to a traditional college experience. And the best way to access those courses is with your own personal laptop. Which is rendered useless without batteries, and I have one for each of you.","text_w_direction":"Okay, hold on. Hold on. Now I can't pay for your college. But you don't have to go to class to be in class. Online courses are a viable option to a traditional college experience. And the best way to access those courses is with your own personal laptop. [students perk up] Which is rendered useless without batteries, and I have one for each of you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29786,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Students","text":"","text_w_direction":"[yelling]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29787,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, hold-hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. They're lithium.","text_w_direction":"Hey, hold-hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. They're lithium.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29788,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Look, there was a big mistake obviously, so I will fix it. Okay? This was your idea anyway.","text_w_direction":"Look, there was a big mistake obviously, so I will fix it. Okay? This was your idea anyway.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29789,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Correction. It was my idea.","text_w_direction":"Correction. It was my idea.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29790,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29791,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"My idea!","text_w_direction":"My idea!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29792,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Creed","text":"Guys, I'm starting to think Pam's not really even pregnant.","text_w_direction":"Guys, I'm starting to think Pam's not really even pregnant.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29793,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Ok, for the record, I am pregnant and, obviously there has been some kind of a mistake, so why doesn't Jim just pick the next highest score on the list and we'll move on.","text_w_direction":"Ok, for the record, I am pregnant and, obviously there has been some kind of a mistake, so why doesn't Jim just pick the next highest score on the list and we'll move on.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29794,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Phyllis","text":"That's fair.","text_w_direction":"That's fair.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29795,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Excellent idea, Pam.","text_w_direction":"Excellent idea, Pam.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29796,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29797,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"That would be employee number three, which would be... son of a bitch, Pam Halpert.","text_w_direction":"That would be employee number three, which would be... son of a bitch, Pam Halpert.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29798,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Phyllis","text":"How is that possible? No offense Pam, but how the hell is that possible?","text_w_direction":"How is that possible? No offense Pam, but how the hell is that possible?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29799,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"There must be some reasonable explanation for this.","text_w_direction":"There must be some reasonable explanation for this.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29800,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"No, wait, come on. I didn't miss a day, I came in early, I stayed late, and I doubled my sales last month.","text_w_direction":"No, wait, come on. I didn't miss a day, I came in early, I stayed late, and I doubled my sales last month.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29801,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, really? From what, two to four?","text_w_direction":"Oh, really? From what, two to four?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29802,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Yup.","text_w_direction":"Yup.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29803,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Guys, this isn't some elaborate scam, okay?","text_w_direction":"Guys, this isn't some elaborate scam, okay?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29804,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Deliveryman","text":"Hi, I have an order here for a custom cake, Jim Halpert.","text_w_direction":"Hi, I have an order here for a custom cake, Jim Halpert.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29805,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. That is me, but I didn't order the cake.","text_w_direction":"Okay. That is me, but I didn't order the cake.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29806,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kevin","text":"Look who it is!","text_w_direction":"Look who it is! [shows camera the cake, which has a picture of Jim]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29807,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Angela","text":"\"It could only be you!\" Way to go.","text_w_direction":"\"It could only be you!\" Way to go.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29808,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"He knew all along!","text_w_direction":"He knew all along!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29809,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kelly","text":"I'm going to have some cake.","text_w_direction":"I'm going to have some cake.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29810,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Stephanie","text":"David Wallace's office.","text_w_direction":"David Wallace's office.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29811,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"This is Kevin Malone, is David there?","text_w_direction":"[imitating Kevin] This is Kevin Malone, is David there?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29812,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Stephanie","text":"No, he's in his weekly staff meeting, can I take a message?","text_w_direction":"No, he's in his weekly staff meeting, can I take a message?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29813,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Tell him I'm mad at Jim, because he's asking us to give money to Pam.","text_w_direction":"Tell him I'm mad at Jim, because he's asking us to give money to Pam.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29814,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"This is Stanley Hudson. Jim Halpert is a menace.","text_w_direction":"[imitating Stanley] This is Stanley Hudson. Jim Halpert is a menace.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29815,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"It's Toby Flenderson. Listen, things are getting really bad down here.","text_w_direction":"[imitating Toby] It's Toby Flenderson. Listen, things are getting really bad down here.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29816,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Lefevre","text":"Hey, Mr. Scott.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Mr. Scott.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29817,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Erin, can you give us a second?","text_w_direction":"Erin, can you give us a second?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29818,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Lefevre","text":"That was messed up what you did.","text_w_direction":"That was messed up what you did.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29819,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. Yeah. I know, I know, I know, I'm sorry.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Yeah. I know, I know, I know, I'm sorry.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29820,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Lefevre","text":"Who does something like that? Who promises that to a bunch of kids and then just doesn't come through like that?","text_w_direction":"Who does something like that? Who promises that to a bunch of kids and then just doesn't come through like that?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29821,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"What can I do?","text_w_direction":"What can I do?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29822,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Lefevre","text":"You can pay for my college.","text_w_direction":"You can pay for my college.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29823,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I can give you an extra laptop battery. Not everyone took one. How about this? If you can find a way to pay for your college tuition, let me buy your books, okay?","text_w_direction":"I can give you an extra laptop battery. Not everyone took one. How about this? If you can find a way to pay for your college tuition, let me buy your books, okay?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29824,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Lefevre","text":"They're expensive.","text_w_direction":"They're expensive.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29825,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, well, I owe you that at least, right?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well, I owe you that at least, right?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29826,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Lefevre","text":"It's about $1,000.","text_w_direction":"It's about $1,000.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29827,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Really? Wow. That's over $200 a year.","text_w_direction":"Really? Wow. That's over $200 a year.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29828,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Lefevre","text":"No, $1,000 each year.","text_w_direction":"No, $1,000 each year.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29829,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"For-okay, okay here's what I'm gonna do. I'm going to write 4 checks for $1,000 each. I'm going to date them one year apart. Now, you are to use one check a year. And please call me before you cash the check? Cause I've got monies to move around.","text_w_direction":"For-okay, okay here's what I'm gonna do. I'm going to write 4 checks for $1,000 each. I'm going to date them one year apart. Now, you are to use one check a year. And please call me before you cash the check? Cause I've got monies to move around.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29830,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Lefevre","text":"Okay. Okay. Make it out to my mom, Rosa.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Okay. Make it out to my mom, Rosa.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29831,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"That's a lot of zeroes.","text_w_direction":"That's a lot of zeroes.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29832,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"This is Jim.","text_w_direction":"This is Jim.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29833,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"David Wallace","text":"Jim, what the hell is happening there?","text_w_direction":"Jim, what the hell is happening there?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29834,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, uh David.","text_w_direction":"Hey, uh David.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29835,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"David","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29836,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"So there was a little bit of a miscommunication here today. It's been a little wild, uh, but I am on it.","text_w_direction":"So there was a little bit of a miscommunication here today. It's been a little wild, uh, but I am on it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29837,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"David","text":"Just so I understand, you started Employee of the Month, give it to yourself, then people complain, so you give it to your wife?","text_w_direction":"Just so I understand, you started Employee of the Month, give it to yourself, then people complain, so you give it to your wife?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29838,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29839,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"David","text":"Am I missing something?","text_w_direction":"Am I missing something?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29840,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"I really don't know how it happened, David.","text_w_direction":"I really don't know how it happened, David.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29841,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"I know how it happened.","text_w_direction":"I know how it happened.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29842,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"David","text":"Jim, I bumped you up because I thought you could make my life easier. If you can't do that, we're going to have a separate discussion.","text_w_direction":"Jim, I bumped you up because I thought you could make my life easier. If you can't do that, we're going to have a separate discussion.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29843,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"All right, it will not happen again. I promise.","text_w_direction":"All right, it will not happen again. I promise.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29844,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"David","text":"Uh, hey, I'm sorry. I'm taking this out on you.","text_w_direction":"Uh, hey, I'm sorry. I'm taking this out on you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29845,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29846,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"David","text":"It's been crazy here. You know I think you're doing a great job, right?","text_w_direction":"It's been crazy here. You know I think you're doing a great job, right?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29847,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29848,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29849,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29850,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"David","text":"Okay. Hey, we still on for dinner this weekend?","text_w_direction":"Okay. Hey, we still on for dinner this weekend?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29851,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29852,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29853,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"David","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29854,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, you're kidding me!","text_w_direction":"Oh, you're kidding me!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29855,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"See you.","text_w_direction":"See you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29856,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Damn it!","text_w_direction":"Damn it!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29857,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Erin","text":"Hey Mr. Scott, What you gonna do, What you gonna do make our dreams come true. Hey Mr. Scott, What you gonna do---","text_w_direction":"Hey Mr. Scott, What you gonna do, What you gonna do make our dreams come true. Hey Mr. Scott, What you gonna do---","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29858,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Please stop. 15 lives. I destroyed 15 young lives today.","text_w_direction":"Please stop. 15 lives. I destroyed 15 young lives today.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29859,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Erin","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29860,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29861,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Erin","text":"No, there's financial aid, uh, they could join the army or the navy.","text_w_direction":"No, there's financial aid, uh, they could join the army or the navy.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29862,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"You're what, like, 12?","text_w_direction":"You're what, like, 12?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29863,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Erin","text":"The principal told me that 90% of Scott's Tots are on track to graduate, and that's 35% higher than the rest of the school. So I think if you hadn't made that promise, a lot of them would've dropped out. Which is something to think about, I think.","text_w_direction":"The principal told me that 90% of Scott's Tots are on track to graduate, and that's 35% higher than the rest of the school. So I think if you hadn't made that promise, a lot of them would've dropped out. Which is something to think about, I think.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29864,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I think you're doing a great job.","text_w_direction":"I think you're doing a great job.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29865,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Erin","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29866,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"What do you want from this job, provided the company doesn't go out of business?","text_w_direction":"What do you want from this job, provided the company doesn't go out of business?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29867,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Erin","text":"I've always wondered what it might be like to be an accountant.","text_w_direction":"I've always wondered what it might be like to be an accountant.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29868,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29869,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Erin","text":"Yes, but I'm terrible at math so...","text_w_direction":"Yes, but I'm terrible at math so...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29870,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"You know, when I hired Kevin, he was actually applying for a job in the warehouse.","text_w_direction":"You know, when I hired Kevin, he was actually applying for a job in the warehouse.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29871,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Erin","text":"Seriously?","text_w_direction":"Seriously?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29872,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. I just sort've had a feeling about him. I have a feeling about you too.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I just sort've had a feeling about him. I have a feeling about you too.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29873,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael and Erin","text":"Hey Mr. Scott, What you gonna do, What you gonna do make our dreams come true. Hey Mr. Scott, What you gonna do, What you gonna do make our dreams come true.","text_w_direction":"Hey Mr. Scott, What you gonna do, What you gonna do make our dreams come true. Hey Mr. Scott, What you gonna do, What you gonna do make our dreams come true.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29874,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"See you tomorrow, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"See you tomorrow, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29875,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Apparently.","text_w_direction":"Apparently.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29876,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ryan","text":"How's it going? Good day?","text_w_direction":"How's it going? Good day?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29877,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Not now, Temp.","text_w_direction":"Not now, Temp.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29878,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ryan","text":"Um, okay, so, um, listen. I know about your diabolical plan.","text_w_direction":"Um, okay, so, um, listen. I know about your diabolical plan.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29879,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"What? Diabolical plan? I wouldn't even know how to begin a diabol...","text_w_direction":"What? Diabolical plan? I wouldn't even know how to begin a diabol... [Ryan holds up a written copy of Dwight's daibolical plan]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29880,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ryan","text":"I found a copy of it in the copier tray.","text_w_direction":"I found a copy of it in the copier tray.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29881,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"So what do you want?","text_w_direction":"So what do you want?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29882,"season":6,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Scott's Tots","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ryan","text":"I want the same thing you want. I want to take Jim Halpert down. I want in.","text_w_direction":"I want the same thing you want. I want to take Jim Halpert down. I want in.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1981,"air_date":"2009-12-03"}
{"index":29883,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Attention everyone! Jim and I, on behalf of--","text_w_direction":"[yelling] Attention everyone! Jim and I, on behalf of--","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29884,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Too loud.","text_w_direction":"Too loud.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29885,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"--the party planning committee...","text_w_direction":"--the party planning committee...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29886,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Too, too loud. Too Loud.","text_w_direction":"Too, too loud. Too Loud.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29887,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"But effective, look! On behalf of Jim and I, Merry Christmas.","text_w_direction":"But effective, look! [everyone turns to pay attention] On behalf of Jim and I, Merry Christmas.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29888,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Everyone","text":"Merry Christmas.","text_w_direction":"Merry Christmas.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29889,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Merry Christmas. Good.","text_w_direction":"Merry Christmas. Good.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29890,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"My diabolical plot is on hold for Christmas. My heart just melts with the sound of children singing. Hmmph! Not really! I'm just tired. The days are short. I don't know. Maybe I'm depressed.","text_w_direction":"My diabolical plot is on hold for Christmas. My heart just melts with the sound of children singing. Hmmph! [laughs] Not really! I'm just tired. The days are short. I don't know. Maybe I'm depressed.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29891,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"It is time to unveil the tree.","text_w_direction":"It is time to unveil the tree.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29892,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Hey, Rockefeller Center!","text_w_direction":"Hey, Rockefeller Center!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29893,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29894,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Uh, I have actually been to Rock Center, and this is nothing like that.","text_w_direction":"Uh, I have actually been to Rock Center, and this is nothing like that.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29895,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"This is all we have.","text_w_direction":"This is all we have.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29896,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Ugh.","text_w_direction":"Ugh.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29897,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No, it's not \"ugh.\" It is... office camaraderie.","text_w_direction":"No, it's not \"ugh.\" It is... office camaraderie.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29898,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"It is warm feelings.","text_w_direction":"It is warm feelings.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29899,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Why don't we talk more about it instead of doing it?","text_w_direction":"Why don't we talk more about it instead of doing it?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29900,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Thirty! Twenty-nine! Twenty-eight!","text_w_direction":"Thirty! Twenty-nine! Twenty-eight! [others join]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29901,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Why would you start so high?","text_w_direction":"Why would you start so high?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29902,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Twenty- seven! Twenty-six! ...","text_w_direction":"Twenty- seven! Twenty-six! ...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29903,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Three, two, one!","text_w_direction":"Three, two, one! [pulls sheet to reveal Christmas tree]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29904,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Ooh.","text_w_direction":"Ooh.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29905,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Ah!","text_w_direction":"Ah!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29906,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"You didn't decorate it?","text_w_direction":"You didn't decorate it?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29907,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29908,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Exactly.","text_w_direction":"Exactly.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29909,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"We didn't, because we think it'd be better to do it together.","text_w_direction":"We didn't, because we think it'd be better to do it together.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29910,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Everyone.","text_w_direction":"Everyone.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29911,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Why would you wrap it in a sheet, if you're not covering anything up?","text_w_direction":"Why would you wrap it in a sheet, if you're not covering anything up?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29912,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Is it, is it fake?","text_w_direction":"Is it, is it fake?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29913,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Pam!","text_w_direction":"Pam!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29914,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes, we are unveiling, an artificial tree, that will never die...","text_w_direction":"Yes, we are unveiling, an artificial tree, that will never die...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29915,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29916,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Like the spirit of Christmas!","text_w_direction":"Like the spirit of Christmas!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29917,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"We're supposed to applaud you for taking a giant diaper off fake tree?","text_w_direction":"We're supposed to applaud you for taking a giant diaper off fake tree?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29918,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"This was a successful unveiling! Go back to work! Merry Christmas!","text_w_direction":"This was a successful unveiling! Go back to work! Merry Christmas!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29919,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Hello. Sorry guys. Sorry guys. I'm not sure I've earned the right to make announcements yet. But whoever is giving me the Twelve Days of Christmas? As my Secret Santa? Please stop. I can't take it anymore. My cat killed a turtledove; the French hens have started pulling out my hair to make a nest. Please. Stop.","text_w_direction":"Hello. Sorry guys. [louder, face is scratched up.] Sorry guys. I'm not sure I've earned the right to make announcements yet. But whoever is giving me the Twelve Days of Christmas? As my Secret Santa? Please stop. I can't take it anymore. My cat killed a turtledove; the French hens have started pulling out my hair to make a nest. Please. Stop.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29920,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"What psycho would send that as a gift?","text_w_direction":"What psycho would send that as a gift? [Kelly hugs Erin]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29921,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I begged Dwight and Jim to give me Erin for Secret Santa. And I decided to give Erin the Twelve days of Christmas. Is it my fault that the first eight days is basically thirty birds?","text_w_direction":"I begged Dwight and Jim to give me Erin for Secret Santa. And I decided to give Erin the Twelve days of Christmas. Is it my fault that the first eight days is basically thirty birds? [six geese are inside Erin's car]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29922,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas boys and girls! It's me, Santa Claus!","text_w_direction":"Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas boys and girls! It's me, Santa Claus!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29923,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey Santa!","text_w_direction":"Hey Santa!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29924,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"They finally let you do it!","text_w_direction":"They finally let you do it!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29925,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29926,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Congrats Phil!","text_w_direction":"Congrats Phil!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29927,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"It's so edgy!","text_w_direction":"It's so edgy!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29928,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"I have been wanting to be Santa for years. I believe I have the right temperament, and the figure to do the job well. I slipped a note to Jim eleven weeks ago, and he said I could do it. It's been a long journey... but I'm Santa Claus!","text_w_direction":"I have been wanting to be Santa for years. I believe I have the right temperament, and the figure to do the job well. I slipped a note to Jim eleven weeks ago, and he said I could do it. [she awkwardly hugs Jim] It's been a long journey... but [sniffles] I'm Santa Claus!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29929,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"So Santa, what can we expect from this party?","text_w_direction":"So Santa, what can we expect from this party?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29930,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"It's going to be a very jolly time if you've been good!","text_w_direction":"It's going to be a very jolly time if you've been good!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29931,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Creed","text":"What if you've been bad?","text_w_direction":"What if you've been bad?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29932,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh then nothing but a lump of coal for you!","text_w_direction":"Oh then nothing but a lump of coal for you!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29933,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Creed","text":"What if you've been really, really bad? More evil, and strictly wrong?","text_w_direction":"What if you've been really, really bad? More evil, and strictly wrong?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29934,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, Creed, we covered it. Lump of coal!","text_w_direction":"Hey, Creed, we covered it. Lump of coal!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29935,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29936,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"For several weeks, my Secret Santa has been giving me pieces of a machine that I've been attempting to assemble. I'm suspicious of this because I had the exact same idea, for catching Osama bin Laden. I would simply send him a different piece each day. He would assemble it, to find himself... in jail!","text_w_direction":"For several weeks, my Secret Santa has been giving me pieces of a machine that I've been attempting to assemble. I'm suspicious of this because I had the exact same idea, for catching Osama bin Laden. I would simply send him a different piece each day. He would assemble it, to find himself... in jail!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29937,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"You know Oscar every time I make this lasagna people ask me if it's a family recipe, but really, I just get the recipe from the box!","text_w_direction":"You know Oscar every time I make this lasagna people ask me if it's a family recipe, but really, I just get the recipe from the box!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29938,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"That's funny.","text_w_direction":"That's funny.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29939,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Is it funny? I thought it was more ...interesting, than funny. I think my water just broke!","text_w_direction":"Is it funny? I thought it was more ...interesting, than funny. [she walks over to see Oscar at the window looking down on man catching a football in parking lot] I think my water just broke!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29940,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"That's too funny.","text_w_direction":"That's too funny.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29941,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oscar and the warehouse guy! Go Oscar! Go gay warehouse guy!","text_w_direction":"Oscar and the warehouse guy! Go Oscar! Go gay warehouse guy!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29942,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Heeeeeere's Santa! Hey little girl, what would you like for Christmas? Ooh, you have been a very naughty girl, I see.","text_w_direction":"Heeeeeere's Santa! Hey little girl, what would you like for Christmas? Ooh, you have been a very naughty girl, I see. [points to Pam's' pregnant tummy]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29943,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, we already have a Santa, Phyllis.","text_w_direction":"Michael, we already have a Santa, Phyllis.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29944,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What the hell is going on?","text_w_direction":"What the hell is going on?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29945,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Phyllis, Jim? Phyllis is Santa?","text_w_direction":"Phyllis, Jim? Phyllis is Santa?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29946,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29947,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Phyllis?","text_w_direction":"Phyllis?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29948,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah I told her a long time ago she could do it.","text_w_direction":"Yeah I told her a long time ago she could do it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29949,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Take it back. That is absurd.","text_w_direction":"Take it back. That is absurd.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29950,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No, I'm not gonna do that.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm not gonna do that.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29951,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No? No! Jim! Come on!","text_w_direction":"No? No! Jim! Come on!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29952,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I think she's doing a good job.","text_w_direction":"I think she's doing a good job.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29953,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"It's insane! A woman Santa, where does it stop? No! Jim, this may be the last Christmas that we have here, doesn't it make you a tiny bit anxious, me NOT playing Santa? Come on!","text_w_direction":"It's insane! A woman Santa, where does it stop? No! Jim, this may be the last Christmas that we have here, doesn't it make you a tiny bit anxious, me NOT playing Santa? Come on!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29954,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I'm not gonna go tell Phyllis that she can't be Santa.","text_w_direction":"I'm not gonna go tell Phyllis that she can't be Santa.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29955,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Fine! Then do it anonymously. Ransom note style. You can- I -you know what, I have a bunch of letters cut out of magazines in my desk. You can use those.","text_w_direction":"Fine! Then do it anonymously. Ransom note style. You can- I -you know what, I have a bunch of letters cut out of magazines in my desk. You can use those.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29956,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"If this were Russia, yeah sure. Everyone would go to one Santa, and there would be a line around the block and once you sat on her lap and she'd ask you what you wanted, you would say probably \"freedom.\" At which point the KGB would arrest you and send you to Siberia. It's a good thing Russia doesn't exist anymore.","text_w_direction":"If this were Russia, yeah sure. Everyone would go to one Santa, and there would be a line around the block and once you sat on her lap and she'd ask you what you wanted, you would say probably \"freedom.\" At which point the KGB would arrest you and send you to Siberia. It's a good thing Russia doesn't exist anymore.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29957,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Ho ho ho! Why pay more to sit next to old Tranny Claus over there, when you can sit on my lap. Phyllis is only ... pretending to be a man, I'm the real thing. Sit down on my lap and there will be no doubt!","text_w_direction":"[santa voice] Ho ho ho! Why pay more to sit next to old Tranny Claus over there, when you can sit on my lap. Phyllis is only ... pretending to be a man, I'm the real thing. Sit down on my lap and there will be no doubt!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29958,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Group","text":"Okay...","text_w_direction":"[mutters] Okay...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29959,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No it's not, not like penis-wise. Hello little boy, what's your name?","text_w_direction":"No it's not, not like penis-wise. [as Santa] Hello little boy, what's your name?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29960,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Michael it's me, Kevin. Phyllis says I'm too big for her lap.","text_w_direction":"Michael it's me, Kevin. Phyllis says I'm too big for her lap.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29961,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh! I am so sorry that Phyllis hates you. And hates your body. But, Santa remembers a reindeer that was just a tiny bit different as well.","text_w_direction":"Oh! I am so sorry that Phyllis hates you. And hates your body. But, Santa remembers a reindeer that was just a tiny bit different as well.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29962,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"When can I sit on your lap?","text_w_direction":"When can I sit on your lap?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29963,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Right now! Come on over here, big boy! There we go. Oh my God.","text_w_direction":"Right now! Come on over here, big boy! There we go. [Kevin sits on his lap. It's a struggle] Oh my God.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29964,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"That's really comfortable.","text_w_direction":"That's really comfortable. [Michael gasps]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29965,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What would you like for Christmas little boy?","text_w_direction":"What would you like for Christmas little boy?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29966,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"I don't know. I didn't know you were gonna ask me that.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. I didn't know you were gonna ask me that.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29967,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What did you think was going to happen?","text_w_direction":"What did you think was going to happen?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29968,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"I didn't know. Nobody's ever let me sit on their lap before.","text_w_direction":"I didn't know. Nobody's ever let me sit on their lap before.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29969,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"All right, just say \"some toys\" please.","text_w_direction":"All right, just say \"some toys\" please.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29970,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Can you give me some choices? Cause I really don't want to mess up on this list.","text_w_direction":"Can you give me some choices? Cause I really don't want to mess up on this list.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29971,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Damn it Kevin, come on.","text_w_direction":"Damn it Kevin, come on.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29972,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"What about if I tell you the things I don't want?","text_w_direction":"What about if I tell you the things I don't want?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29973,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay get off, get off! Oh! Oh, God!","text_w_direction":"Okay get off, get off! [pushes Kevin off] Oh! Oh, God!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29974,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"I didn't even get to tell you what I wanted!","text_w_direction":"I didn't even get to tell you what I wanted!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29975,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay you know what you get? You get a thousand helium balloons attached to you so Santa doesn't have to go through this again.","text_w_direction":"Okay you know what you get? You get a thousand helium balloons attached to you so Santa doesn't have to go through this again.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29976,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Awesome.","text_w_direction":"Awesome.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29977,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Well?","text_w_direction":"Well?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29978,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I'm trying Phyllis. You're Santa.","text_w_direction":"I'm trying Phyllis. You're Santa.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29979,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"The only Santa.","text_w_direction":"The only Santa.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29980,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"That's what I want.","text_w_direction":"That's what I want.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29981,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"You promised me this. Don't make me get Bob involved!","text_w_direction":"You promised me this. Don't make me get Bob involved!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29982,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"What would Bob do?","text_w_direction":"What would Bob do?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29983,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Never mind, I shouldn't have said that.","text_w_direction":"Never mind, I shouldn't have said that.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29984,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Does it hurt?","text_w_direction":"Does it hurt?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29985,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"It stings a lot.","text_w_direction":"It stings a lot.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29986,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Hmm.","text_w_direction":"Hmm.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29987,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"I keep trying to figure out who's sending me these gifts.","text_w_direction":"I keep trying to figure out who's sending me these gifts.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29988,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I know, right?","text_w_direction":"I know, right?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29989,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"So far no one will admit to it.","text_w_direction":"So far no one will admit to it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29990,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Huh!","text_w_direction":"Huh!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29991,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Is it you?","text_w_direction":"Is it you? [Andy stage face, eyes pop, big mouth smile, Erin laughs]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29992,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah! Totally! I admit it! It's me.","text_w_direction":"Yeah! Totally! I admit it! It's me.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29993,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Seriously?","text_w_direction":"Seriously?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29994,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"\"Seriously?\" Are you serious?","text_w_direction":"\"Seriously?\" Are you serious?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29995,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29996,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah! Totally serious! I'm your Secret Santa! Busted!","text_w_direction":"Yeah! Totally serious! I'm your Secret Santa! Busted!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29997,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"There he is.","text_w_direction":"There he is.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29998,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Daryl","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":29999,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Is Matt around? I got his check.","text_w_direction":"Is Matt around? I got his check.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30000,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Daryl","text":"Uh, Matt is on a delivery. Just leave it here, I'll take it.","text_w_direction":"Uh, Matt is on a delivery. Just leave it here, I'll take it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30001,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Ah, I'll just... wait for him.","text_w_direction":"Ah, I'll just... wait for him.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30002,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Daryl","text":"Matt's a pretty good-looking dude, don't you think?","text_w_direction":"Matt's a pretty good-looking dude, don't you think?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30003,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"I'll just leave it here with you.","text_w_direction":"I'll just leave it here with you. [drops checks, leaves. Daryl smirks]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30004,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Ryan come here!","text_w_direction":"Ryan come here!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30005,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Whoa, whoa.","text_w_direction":"Whoa, whoa.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30006,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Come on, come on.","text_w_direction":"Come on, come on.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30007,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"I'm doing something over here.","text_w_direction":"I'm doing something over here.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30008,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Ahhh... Ho ho ho! Come on I need this. Come over here!","text_w_direction":"Ahhh... Ho ho ho! [struggles to pull Ryan towards him] Come on I need this. Come over here!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30009,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"What are you talking about?","text_w_direction":"What are you talking about?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30010,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Just sit down!","text_w_direction":"Just sit down!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30011,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"No no no.","text_w_direction":"No no no.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30012,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Hey hey hey. Everything okay?","text_w_direction":"Hey hey hey. Everything okay?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30013,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yup. Ryan and I are just having some fun!","text_w_direction":"Yup. Ryan and I are just having some fun!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30014,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Can I just talk to you for a second?","text_w_direction":"Can I just talk to you for a second?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30015,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Whoop! Okay, what?","text_w_direction":"Whoop! Okay, what?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30016,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"You can't yell out \"I need this, I need this\" as you pin down an employee on your lap!","text_w_direction":"You can't yell out \"I need this, I need this\" as you pin down an employee on your lap!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30017,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. You know what Jim, there are two Santas in the room. Things get ruthless!","text_w_direction":"Okay. You know what Jim, there are two Santas in the room. Things get ruthless!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30018,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yup.","text_w_direction":"Yup.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30019,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Do you understand, you forced my hand?","text_w_direction":"Do you understand, you forced my hand?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30020,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Michael, it's Phyllis. We want Phyllis as Santa.","text_w_direction":"Michael, it's Phyllis. We want Phyllis as Santa.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30021,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, do we? Do \"We?\" Is that what \"we\" want? Why don't \"we\" take a vote on it?","text_w_direction":"Oh, do we? Do \"We?\" Is that what \"we\" want? Why don't \"we\" take a vote on it?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30022,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Great!","text_w_direction":"Great!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30023,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hey! Okay! Everybody! The office is being pulled apart! I realize that. There are traditions at stake. And there are--","text_w_direction":"Hey! Okay! Everybody! The office is being pulled apart! I realize that. There are traditions at stake. And there are--","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30024,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Who wants Phyllis as Santa?","text_w_direction":"Who wants Phyllis as Santa? [most everyone raises their hand]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30025,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No no no wait! No! There are other choices, there is information that we -- Are you kidding me? Kevin? After you almost killed me?","text_w_direction":"No no no wait! No! There are other choices, there is information that we --[Dwight counts the raised hands] Are you kidding me? Kevin? After you almost killed me?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30026,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Michael I had you. I just want to try Phyllis.","text_w_direction":"Michael I had you. I just want to try Phyllis.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30027,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"And if you want Michael as Santa, raise your hand. Can I get you some punch?","text_w_direction":"And if you want Michael as Santa, raise your hand. [Michael, then Dwight raises hand] Can I get you some punch?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30028,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I'll get some punch. That looks delicious.","text_w_direction":"I'll get some punch. That looks delicious. [shoves Santa hat into punch]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30029,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Office","text":"Aw, Michael!","text_w_direction":"Aw, Michael!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30030,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Excuse me. Whoever has been sending me the parts to this gun, I think you sent me a gear instead of a trigger.","text_w_direction":"Excuse me. Whoever has been sending me the parts to this gun, I think you sent me a gear instead of a trigger.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30031,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"How do you know it's a gun?","text_w_direction":"How do you know it's a gun?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30032,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"What else does it look like?","text_w_direction":"What else does it look like?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30033,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"Not a gun.","text_w_direction":"Not a gun.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30034,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Well I don't have all the pieces yet.","text_w_direction":"Well I don't have all the pieces yet.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30035,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"Well, unless the missing piece is a gun, you don't have a gun.","text_w_direction":"Well, unless the missing piece is a gun, you don't have a gun.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30036,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Not a gun.","text_w_direction":"Not a gun. [crosses gun off his \"what could it be\" list]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30037,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"In the North Pole I spend many nights alone tinkering with toys. So today, let's put a twinkle in Ole Kris Kringle's eye! Let the party begin!","text_w_direction":"In the North Pole I spend many nights alone tinkering with toys. So today, let's put a twinkle in Ole Kris Kringle's eye! Let the party begin! [Dwight plugs in tree lights, office applauds.]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30038,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I don't ask for much for Christmas, I really don't. It's not like I'm begging people to buy me diamonds and ...broach pendants. \"Oh buy me something expensive or I'm gonna kill myself.\" That's not - I don't care about that. All I want to be is Santa. And, you want to take that away from me? Fine. Go ahead. But when you need my help because I am ruining everything, don't look at me.","text_w_direction":"I don't ask for much for Christmas, I really don't. It's not like I'm begging people to buy me diamonds and ...broach pendants. \"Oh buy me something expensive or I'm gonna kill myself.\" That's not - I don't care about that. All I want to be is Santa. And, you want to take that away from me? Fine. Go ahead. But when you need my help because I am ruining everything, don't look at me.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30039,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Behold! Jesus Christ. And I bring to you glad Christmas tidings. I want to remind everyone the true meaning of Christmas. Those of you who wish to join me, that's great. I'm excited by that. And those of you who don't, I forgive you. But I never forget.","text_w_direction":"Behold! [extends his arms] Jesus Christ. And I bring to you glad Christmas tidings. I want to remind everyone the true meaning of Christmas. [Angela claps] Those of you who wish to join me, that's great. I'm excited by that. And those of you who don't, I forgive you. But I never forget.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30040,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Wow Michael, like this must be obvious how wrong this is.","text_w_direction":"Wow Michael, like this must be obvious how wrong this is.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30041,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh the Anti-Christ!","text_w_direction":"Oh the Anti-Christ!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30042,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"You can't, Ow. Look, you cannot push religion.","text_w_direction":"You can't, [Michael touches his forehead and makes sizzling noise] Ow. Look, you cannot push religion.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30043,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh but I can push drugs in here? Is that what you're saying?","text_w_direction":"Oh but I can push drugs in here? Is that what you're saying?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30044,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30045,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well you have to pick one or the other. Your choice. Pick your poison. Get back to me. In the meantime, I am going to spread my goodness all over this company!","text_w_direction":"Well you have to pick one or the other. Your choice. Pick your poison. Get back to me. In the meantime, I am going to spread my goodness all over this company!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30046,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Hey Phyllis, could you not reveal to Erin that I'm her Secret Santa?","text_w_direction":"Hey Phyllis, could you not reveal to Erin that I'm her Secret Santa?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30047,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"All right sweetie, I'll tell her its Michael.","text_w_direction":"All right sweetie, I'll tell her its Michael.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30048,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30049,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly and Erin","text":"I saw three ships come sailing in, on Christmas day, on Christmas day...","text_w_direction":"[singing] I saw three ships come sailing in, on Christmas day, on Christmas day...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30050,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Have you talked to him?","text_w_direction":"Have you talked to him?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30051,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Who?","text_w_direction":"Who?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30052,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Matt?","text_w_direction":"Matt?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30053,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Is it that obvious? No- hey...","text_w_direction":"Is it that obvious? [Pam starts towards Matt] No- hey...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30054,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Mmm! Good pate, right? Oscar made it. Have you met Oscar?","text_w_direction":"Mmm! Good pate, right? [Matt nods yes] Oscar made it. Have you met Oscar?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30055,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Matt","text":"I don't think so.","text_w_direction":"I don't think so.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30056,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, Oscar, come here. Oscar, this is Matt, and um, Matt loves your pate.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Oscar, come here. Oscar, this is Matt, and um, Matt loves your pate.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30057,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Matt","text":"I had some.","text_w_direction":"I had some.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30058,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oscar's pate is great. I could eat it all day, every day. Mmm. How come the good ones are never straight, right?","text_w_direction":"Oscar's pate is great. I could eat it all day, every day. Mmm. How come the good ones are never straight, right?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30059,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Okay Pam.","text_w_direction":"Okay Pam.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30060,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30061,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Yes! They're the only two gay guys I know. But they should be together.","text_w_direction":"Yes! They're the only two gay guys I know. But they should be together.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30062,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"This just arrived from the Dunder Mifflin North Pole branch!","text_w_direction":"This just arrived from the Dunder Mifflin North Pole branch!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30063,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"We don't have a North Pole branch. Idiot.","text_w_direction":"We don't have a North Pole branch. Idiot. [grabs package]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30064,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Uh oh, what's Dwight gonna get? What is iiiit?","text_w_direction":"[on karaoke microphone] Uh oh, what's Dwight gonna get? What is iiiit?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30065,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes! [Dwight opens package to reveal another machine part]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30066,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh yes. It's space garbage. Dwight's gonna be able to build himself a friend! Deck the halls with crappy gifts...","text_w_direction":"Oh yes. It's space garbage. Dwight's gonna be able to build himself a friend! [sings] Deck the halls with crappy gifts...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30067,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Ho ho ho! For Stanley! Ho ho ho! You've been very good this year -","text_w_direction":"Ho ho ho! For Stanley! Ho ho ho! You've been very good this year -","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30068,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"I have.","text_w_direction":"I have.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30069,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, except for cheating on your wife. Adultery's a sin, look it up in the Bible people. What'd you get?","text_w_direction":"[on microphone] Yeah, except for cheating on your wife. Adultery's a sin, look it up in the Bible people. What'd you get?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30070,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"He got scented candles!","text_w_direction":"He got scented candles!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30071,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, that's appropriate. Lot of fire where you're going. Better get used to it. You're going to H-E-L-L double hockey sticks. You're going to Hell Stanley.","text_w_direction":"[on microphone] Oh, that's appropriate. Lot of fire where you're going. Better get used to it. You're going to H-E-L-L double hockey sticks. You're going to Hell Stanley.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30072,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Amen.","text_w_direction":"Amen.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30073,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"And this brings us to you, little one.","text_w_direction":"And this brings us to you, little one.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30074,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I can't see from here people. Somebody shout it out, don't make me get up.","text_w_direction":"[on microphone] I can't see from here people. Somebody shout it out, don't make me get up.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30075,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"It's fabric! I really wanted this.","text_w_direction":"It's fabric! I really wanted this.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30076,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"That's fantastic. You can make another dress that goes past your feet.","text_w_direction":"[on microphone] That's fantastic. You can make another dress that goes past your feet.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30077,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Andy, is this you?","text_w_direction":"Andy, is this you?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30078,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"[on microphone] No!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30079,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"It's a secret.","text_w_direction":"It's a secret.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30080,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Andy had Erin.","text_w_direction":"[on microphone] Andy had Erin.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30081,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Nnnnya.","text_w_direction":"Nnnnya.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30082,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What? Was I not supposed to say it? What? Turn it back on.","text_w_direction":"[on microphone] What? Was I not supposed to say it? [Jim unplugs mic] What? Turn it back on.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30083,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No. [Michael gets up and walks into his office]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30084,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"Yes Michael, what is so urgent?","text_w_direction":"Yes Michael, what is so urgent?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30085,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"David, guess who I'm sitting here dressed as.","text_w_direction":"David, guess who I'm sitting here dressed as.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30086,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"I'm not going to guess. You can tell me or I am going to hang up.","text_w_direction":"I'm not going to guess. You can tell me or I am going to hang up.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30087,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I'll give you a hint. His last name is Christ. He has the power of flight. He can heal leopards.","text_w_direction":"I'll give you a hint. His last name is Christ. He has the power of flight. He can heal leopards.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30088,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"Michael...","text_w_direction":"Michael...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30089,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I'm Jesus, David, and you know why? Because Phyllis, a woman, has uslurped my role as Santa.","text_w_direction":"I'm Jesus, David, and you know why? Because Phyllis, a woman, has uslurped my role as Santa.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30090,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"Michael-","text_w_direction":"Michael-","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30091,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30092,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"This is a very very bad time.","text_w_direction":"This is a very very bad time.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30093,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Really? What's going on?","text_w_direction":"Really? What's going on?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30094,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"Stephanie, can you hop off please?","text_w_direction":"Stephanie, can you hop off please?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30095,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stephanie","text":"Sure David.","text_w_direction":"Sure David. [disconnect]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30096,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What the hell? How rude! Does she do that all the time?","text_w_direction":"What the hell? How rude! Does she do that all the time?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30097,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Do you want me off the call too Michael?","text_w_direction":"Do you want me off the call too Michael?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30098,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hey! Get off! Get off the phone!","text_w_direction":"Hey! Get off! Get off the phone!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30099,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"Listen, I shouldn't tell you this, but the company has a buyer. The board will have no choice to approve. They are going to clean house.","text_w_direction":"Listen, I shouldn't tell you this, but the company has a buyer. The board will have no choice to approve. They are going to clean house.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30100,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What does that mean?","text_w_direction":"What does that mean?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30101,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"I'll be fired.","text_w_direction":"I'll be fired.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30102,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well, can't Alan protect you?","text_w_direction":"Well, can't Alan protect you?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30103,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"Alan will be out too. All of us.","text_w_direction":"Alan will be out too. All of us.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30104,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"All of us?","text_w_direction":"All of us?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30105,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"Goodbye Michael.","text_w_direction":"Goodbye Michael.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30106,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh my God.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30107,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Earlier today this office needed a Santa. And then it needed a second Santa. And then it needed a Jesus. And now, it needs a Michael. And that's one suit Phyllis cannot fit into.","text_w_direction":"Earlier today this office needed a Santa. And then it needed a second Santa. And then it needed a Jesus. And now, it needs a Michael. And that's one suit Phyllis cannot fit into.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30108,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hey. How's everybody doing?","text_w_direction":"Hey. How's everybody doing?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30109,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Not great. You heckled Santa for an hour and a half.","text_w_direction":"Not great. You heckled Santa for an hour and a half.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30110,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"That was a different guy. That was Jesus. Jesus sort of ruined the party. Hurt petulant Jesus.","text_w_direction":"That was a different guy. That was Jesus. Jesus sort of ruined the party. Hurt petulant Jesus.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30111,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Are you serious? This is so offensive.","text_w_direction":"Are you serious? This is so offensive.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30112,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You know what's even more offensive, is baling on this party because some... jerk ruined the first part of it. Dwight come here. Here's my debit card, I want you to go pick up a bunch of pizzas and meet me in the conference room.","text_w_direction":"You know what's even more offensive, is baling on this party because some... jerk ruined the first part of it. Dwight come here. Here's my debit card, I want you to go pick up a bunch of pizzas and meet me in the conference room.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30113,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"What's your pin number?","text_w_direction":"What's your pin number?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30114,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I don't want to say. But, \"it's fun to stay at the -\"","text_w_direction":"I don't want to say. But, \"it's fun to stay at the -\" [nods to fill in blank, but Dwight doesn't know]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30115,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"\"It's fun to stay at the -\"","text_w_direction":"\"It's fun to stay at the -\"","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30116,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Where? Holiday Inn? I don't ...","text_w_direction":"Where? Holiday Inn? I don't ...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30117,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Mmm, mm mm mm.","text_w_direction":"[gestures the YMCA dance] Mmm, mm mm mm. [Dwight smirks, leaves]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30118,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I, I thought that you would like it.","text_w_direction":"I, I thought that you would like it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30119,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"It was a little much Andy.","text_w_direction":"It was a little much Andy.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30120,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Well it's the thought that counts.","text_w_direction":"Well it's the thought that counts.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30121,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"What were you thinking?","text_w_direction":"What were you thinking? [Andy freezes]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30122,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I suppose a gentlemen might... throw in the towel, at this point. Guess what? Not gonna happen.","text_w_direction":"I suppose a gentlemen might... throw in the towel, at this point. Guess what? Not gonna happen.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30123,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You know what, Christmas isn't about Santa, or Jesus. It's about the workplace. All of you feel like my family. Ryan, you are my son. And Pam, you're my wife. And Jim. And Angela and Phyllis, you are my Grandmas. And Stanley, you're our mailman. And I can't help but look at all your wonderful beautiful faces and think, \"How could they do this to us?\"","text_w_direction":"You know what, Christmas isn't about Santa, or Jesus. It's about the workplace. All of you feel like my family. Ryan, you are my son. And Pam, you're my wife. And Jim. And Angela and Phyllis, you are my Grandmas. And Stanley, you're our mailman. And I can't help but look at all your wonderful beautiful faces and think, \"How could they do this to us?\"","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30124,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30125,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"How could we do what?","text_w_direction":"How could we do what? [general murmur]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30126,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"It's not... Nevermind. Nothing.","text_w_direction":"It's not... Nevermind. Nothing. [arguing voices]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30127,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"We deserve to know.","text_w_direction":"We deserve to know.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30128,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I didn't say anything!","text_w_direction":"I didn't say anything!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30129,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"If you know something Michael...","text_w_direction":"If you know something Michael...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30130,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"We're going out of business!","text_w_direction":"We're going out of business!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30131,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Group","text":"WHAT?","text_w_direction":"WHAT?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30132,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30133,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"You are kidding me!","text_w_direction":"You are kidding me!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30134,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Wait wait wait, who said that?","text_w_direction":"Wait wait wait, who said that?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30135,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"David told me on the phone. David told me.","text_w_direction":"David told me on the phone. David told me.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30136,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"When? When did he tell you? Today?","text_w_direction":"When? When did he tell you? Today?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30137,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Earlier today.","text_w_direction":"Earlier today.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30138,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Awww!","text_w_direction":"Awww!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30139,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"He said, we have been sold.","text_w_direction":"He said, we have been sold. [upset murmurs]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30140,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30141,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Aaaarrhh!","text_w_direction":"Aaaarrhh! [kicks over Christmas tree]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30142,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight! Jesus!","text_w_direction":"Dwight! Jesus!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30143,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Come on!","text_w_direction":"Come on!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30144,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Michael, wait. So they said we are sold?","text_w_direction":"Michael, wait. So they said we are sold?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30145,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"David's gone. Alan's gone. We're all gone.","text_w_direction":"David's gone. Alan's gone. We're all gone.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30146,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. We haven't gone under. We've been sold and that can mean many different things.","text_w_direction":"Okay. We haven't gone under. We've been sold and that can mean many different things.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30147,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"It's hard for me to imagine a scenario, where Meredith Palmer keeps her job and David Wallace does not - no offense Meredith.","text_w_direction":"It's hard for me to imagine a scenario, where Meredith Palmer keeps her job and David Wallace does not - no offense Meredith.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30148,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"No, I get it.","text_w_direction":"No, I get it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30149,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I'll call him. I'll call David.","text_w_direction":"I'll call him. I'll call David.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30150,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No, you won't, because he's not picking up his phone.","text_w_direction":"No, you won't, because he's not picking up his phone.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30151,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, I will. Because I always know how to get through to him.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I will. Because I always know how to get through to him.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30152,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"He told me where his kids go to school. I call the school, I tell them I'm a pediatrician. They patch me through to his secretary. I use my little girl voice. Badda bing, badda boom.","text_w_direction":"He told me where his kids go to school. I call the school, I tell them I'm a pediatrician. They patch me through to his secretary. I use my little girl voice. Badda bing, badda boom.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30153,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"Hey Sweetie, what is it?","text_w_direction":"Hey Sweetie, what is it?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30154,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"It's not sweetie, it's Michael Scott.","text_w_direction":"It's not sweetie, it's Michael Scott.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30155,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"What the hell?","text_w_direction":"What the hell?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30156,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Stephanie could you hop off please?","text_w_direction":"Stephanie could you hop off please?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30157,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"Michael, I have never-","text_w_direction":"Michael, I have never-","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30158,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"David!","text_w_direction":"David!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30159,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"Ever, ever...","text_w_direction":"Ever, ever...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30160,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"David, you are on speakerphone with the entire branch, and the warehouse.","text_w_direction":"David, you are on speakerphone with the entire branch, and the warehouse.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30161,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey David.","text_w_direction":"Hey David.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30162,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Hi David!","text_w_direction":"Hi David! [group hellos]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30163,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"Hello everyone.","text_w_direction":"Hello everyone.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30164,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"David, they do not believe me. When you told me everyone was canned.","text_w_direction":"David, they do not believe me. When you told me everyone was canned.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30165,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"You weren't supposed to tell anyone Michael.","text_w_direction":"You weren't supposed to tell anyone Michael.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30166,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well I think we're past that now.","text_w_direction":"Well I think we're past that now.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30167,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"I am not supposed to... Okay. Guys. I was really only talking about Alan, myself, a few other execs you don't know.","text_w_direction":"I am not supposed to... Okay. Guys. I was really only talking about Alan, myself, a few other execs you don't know.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30168,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh my God, David. That's horrible.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, David. That's horrible.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30169,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"How 'bout us? It's Meredith. By the way, your wife is a very lucky woman.","text_w_direction":"How 'bout us? It's Meredith. By the way, your wife is a very lucky woman.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30170,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"Look. They're buying the company for the distribution. You guys are the only thing about this company that works. So congratulations.","text_w_direction":"Look. They're buying the company for the distribution. You guys are the only thing about this company that works. So congratulations.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30171,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"We're not fired?","text_w_direction":"We're not fired?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30172,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"David","text":"No! No, and congratulations.","text_w_direction":"No! No, and congratulations.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30173,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah! It's a Christmas miracle!","text_w_direction":"Yeah! [office erupts in cheers and applause and hugs] It's a Christmas miracle!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30174,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30175,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Woo hoo!","text_w_direction":"Woo hoo! [climbs on desk, stage dives into crowd of employees]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30176,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I walk a lonely road, the only one that I have ever known. Don't know where it goes, but it's home to me and I walk alone.","text_w_direction":"[singing] I walk a lonely road, the only one that I have ever known. Don't know where it goes, but it's home to me and I walk alone. [Meredith and Madge help right the Christmas tree]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30177,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"It's true. We all walk alone.","text_w_direction":"It's true. We all walk alone.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30178,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Jim.... Jim!","text_w_direction":"[opens \"New Moon\" poster] Jim.... Jim! [Hugs him]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30179,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"My shadow's the only one that walks beside me. My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating...","text_w_direction":"[singing] My shadow's the only one that walks beside me. My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30180,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Wow! Cause...","text_w_direction":"[opening kite from Ryan] Wow! Cause... [reveals Kite Runner book]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30181,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah! That was the idea.","text_w_direction":"Yeah! That was the idea.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30182,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Thank you!","text_w_direction":"Thank you!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30183,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Awesome!","text_w_direction":"Awesome!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30184,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Thanks man!","text_w_direction":"Thanks man! [awkwardly tries to hug Ryan, pats him on the back]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30185,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, thy leaves are so unchanging...","text_w_direction":"[singing] Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, thy leaves are so unchanging...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30186,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh! You got it? What is that?","text_w_direction":"Oh! You got it? What is that? [Dwight building his gift]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30187,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I have no idea.","text_w_direction":"I have no idea.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30188,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Huh. Well, maybe those will help.","text_w_direction":"Huh. Well, maybe those will help. [puts bag of walnuts on his desk]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30189,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael? Please! Come on!","text_w_direction":"Michael? Please! Come on!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30190,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Matt","text":"Nice to meet you Oscar.","text_w_direction":"Nice to meet you Oscar.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30191,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Nice to meet you Mark!","text_w_direction":"Nice to meet you Mark!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30192,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Matt","text":"It's Matt.","text_w_direction":"It's Matt.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30193,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Right, Matt. I know what I'm doing, Pam.","text_w_direction":"Right, Matt. [Matt leaves] I know what I'm doing, Pam.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30194,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh man! I can use this for so many nuts! Macadamias, Brazil nuts, pecans, almonds. Clams, snails...","text_w_direction":"Oh man! [Dwight dropped a walnut into the nutcracker] I can use this for so many nuts! Macadamias, Brazil nuts, pecans, almonds. Clams, snails...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30195,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hi Santa.","text_w_direction":"Hi Santa.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30196,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Hi Michael. Mm. 'kay.","text_w_direction":"Hi Michael. [Michael sits on her lap] Mm. 'kay.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30197,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I'd like to make a wish.","text_w_direction":"I'd like to make a wish.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30198,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30199,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I would like an Xbox, and a TV that's compatible with an Xbox. And, I'm sorry.","text_w_direction":"I would like an Xbox, and a TV that's compatible with an Xbox. And, I'm sorry.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30200,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"An Xbox it is. Because I've decided you're a good boy.","text_w_direction":"An Xbox it is. Because I've decided you're a good boy.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30201,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Bob Vance","text":"Scott! What in the hell is going on here?","text_w_direction":"Scott! What in the hell is going on here? [Bob enters dressed as Santa too]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30202,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"No Bob, we worked it out.","text_w_direction":"No Bob, we worked it out.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30203,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You called Bob?","text_w_direction":"You called Bob?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30204,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"I'm sorry,","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry,","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30205,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Come on! Phyllis!","text_w_direction":"Come on! Phyllis!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30206,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"I'm really sorry. It was earlier today.","text_w_direction":"I'm really sorry. It was earlier today.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30207,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30208,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Hi sweetie.","text_w_direction":"Hi sweetie.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30209,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Bob","text":"You okay baby?","text_w_direction":"You okay baby?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30210,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"I'm good baby.","text_w_direction":"I'm good baby. [they kiss, both dressed as Santa]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30211,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh God. Get a room Santas!","text_w_direction":"Oh God. Get a room Santas!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30212,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you Santa. Happy Holidays.","text_w_direction":"Thank you Santa. Happy Holidays.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30213,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"It's real slippery out here.","text_w_direction":"It's real slippery out here. [sound of drummer's starts]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30214,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh my God!","text_w_direction":"Oh my God!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30215,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Twelve drummers drumming.","text_w_direction":"Twelve drummers drumming. [marching drum band lines up to perform, Andy steps out with cymbals]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30216,"season":6,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Secret Santa","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Merry Christmas Erin! Take it away boys!","text_w_direction":"Merry Christmas Erin! Take it away boys! [dances along to the drumming]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1844,"air_date":"2009-12-10"}
{"index":30217,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"Dunder Mifflin is about to be sold. But first an investment banker has to drop by and sign off on our branch. And... I'm... pretty nervous about it. And... I'm... making some cosmetic tweaks to help create a more appealing environment. Is that dishonest? Well, think of it this way","text_w_direction":"Dunder Mifflin is about to be sold. But first an investment banker has to drop by and sign off on our branch. And... I'm... pretty nervous about it. And... I'm... making some cosmetic tweaks to help create a more appealing environment. Is that dishonest? Well, think of it this way[/b]","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30218,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Eric","text":"Hi -","text_w_direction":"Hi -","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30219,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Computron","text":"Hello, Eric Ward. Welcome to Dunder Mifflin. I am Computron, your answer to everything.","text_w_direction":"[Dwight using a robotic voice over the PA system] Hello, Eric Ward. Welcome to Dunder Mifflin. I am Computron, your answer to everything.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30220,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Eric","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30221,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"I see you've met Computron, our virtual helper. I'm Michael Scott. Welcome. Welcome. Computron is just one of the many modern devices that I have incorporated into the office. Watch this. Computron?","text_w_direction":"[entering on a Segway Scooter] I see you've met Computron, our virtual helper. I'm Michael Scott. Welcome. Welcome. Computron is just one of the many modern devices that I have incorporated into the office. Watch this. Computron?","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30222,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Computron","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30223,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"What is the world's largest ocean?","text_w_direction":"What is the world's largest ocean?","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30224,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Computron","text":"Calculating. Calculating. Pacific!","text_w_direction":"Calculating. Calculating. Pacific!","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30225,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"Pacific Ocean. Pretty cool, huh?","text_w_direction":"Pacific Ocean. Pretty cool, huh?","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30226,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Andy","text":"Great news, Michael. We're now the official paper supplier of the NFL.","text_w_direction":"Great news, Michael. We're now the official paper supplier of the NFL.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30227,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"That is fantastic. It's good, but it's not good enough. Keep working. And here's Pam. She's our international sales consultant.","text_w_direction":"That is fantastic. It's good, but it's not good enough. Keep working. And here's Pam. She's our international sales consultant.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30228,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Pam","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30229,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Computron","text":"The NFL celebrated its 50th anniversary in 1972.","text_w_direction":"The NFL celebrated its 50th anniversary in 1972.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30230,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Pam","text":"Hola. Bonjour. Ni Hao.","text_w_direction":"Hola. Bonjour. Ni Hao.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30231,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Pam","text":"It might seem crazy, but since there's no one left in New York, Michael is Dunder Mifflin's highest ranking employee. So, that's where we are.","text_w_direction":"It might seem crazy, but since there's no one left in New York, Michael is Dunder Mifflin's highest ranking employee. So, that's where we are.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30232,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"Hello, Stanley.","text_w_direction":"Hello, Stanley.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30233,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Fake Stanley","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30234,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Pam","text":"For the record? Not on board with fake Stanley... although, I get it.","text_w_direction":"For the record? Not on board with fake Stanley... although, I get it.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30235,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Eric","text":"Uh, I just need to check out your warehouse and then talk to your HR guy. That is pretty much the only reason I'm here.","text_w_direction":"Uh, I just need to check out your warehouse and then talk to your HR guy. That is pretty much the only reason I'm here.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30236,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"Ok. Well, I thought I'd show you around a little bit -","text_w_direction":"Ok. Well, I thought I'd show you around a little bit -","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30237,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Eric","text":"Right.","text_w_direction":"Right.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30238,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"- since you made the trip out. And I got us reservations at Cooper's Seafood. You like lobster? You've had lobster before, right?","text_w_direction":"- since you made the trip out. And I got us reservations at Cooper's Seafood. You like lobster? You've had lobster before, right?","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30239,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Eric","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30240,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"They make the best Maine lobster in the world. You'll love it.","text_w_direction":"They make the best Maine lobster in the world. You'll love it.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30241,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Computron","text":"Mul Yam in Tel Aviv is better.","text_w_direction":"Mul Yam in Tel Aviv is better.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30242,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"No, Computron, actually I think Cooper's is the best. You're gonna love it.","text_w_direction":"No, Computron, actually I think Cooper's is the best. You're gonna love it.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30243,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Computron","text":"Are you calling me wrong?","text_w_direction":"Are you calling me wrong?","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30244,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, my God.","text_w_direction":"[sighs] Oh, my God.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30245,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Eric","text":"It's called 'due diligence'. Basically, I confirm inventory, take a head count, see if there are any HR liabilities. I'm a glorified fact checker. Actually, I am a fact checker.","text_w_direction":"It's called 'due diligence'. Basically, I confirm inventory, take a head count, see if there are any HR liabilities. I'm a glorified fact checker. Actually, I am a fact checker.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30246,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"Alright. Excuse me. If you will -","text_w_direction":"Alright. Excuse me. [slides past Eric to close the door to Ryan's closet office before Eric can see Ryan in there] If you will -","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30247,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Ryan","text":"Michael, do you think I could get a space heater -","text_w_direction":"Michael, do you think I could get a space heater -","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30248,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"- follow me this way. I'll introduce you to the crack HR rep that you requested. I give you Toby Flenderson. Have fun, you two.","text_w_direction":"- follow me this way. I'll introduce you to the crack HR rep that you requested. I give you Toby Flenderson. Have fun, you two. [Toby's chair spins around to reveal Dwight filling in for Toby]","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30249,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, we will. Have a seat.","text_w_direction":"Oh, we will. Have a seat. [Michael gives a pleased look then exits]","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30250,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"I left a copy of Best American Mystery Stories 1999 in Toby's favorite stall. So, yes, I think I bought us some time.","text_w_direction":"I left a copy of Best American Mystery Stories 1999 in Toby's favorite stall. So, yes, I think I bought us some time.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30251,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Eric","text":"So, um, the manager, Michael Scott... is a bit of a character.","text_w_direction":"So, um, the manager, Michael Scott... is a bit of a character.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30252,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Dwight","text":"He has more character in a single flake of his dandruff then you have in that entire snow bank on your shoulder. Wait, what was the question?","text_w_direction":"He has more character in a single flake of his dandruff then you have in that entire snow bank on your shoulder. Wait, what was the question?","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30253,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Toby","text":"What are, are you doing at my desk?","text_w_direction":"What are, are you doing at my desk?","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30254,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Dwight","text":"Ignore him. He's the local lunatic.","text_w_direction":"Ignore him. He's the local lunatic.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30255,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Toby","text":"Come on, Dwight. Get out of here.","text_w_direction":"Come on, Dwight. Get out of here.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30256,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Dwight","text":"Dwight? Who is this Dwight? Oh! You mean Dwight Schrute, the company's top salesman and the creator of Computron. I wear many hats but the one I'm currently wearing is that of gracious host. Welcome.","text_w_direction":"Dwight? Who is this Dwight? Oh! You mean Dwight Schrute, the company's top salesman and the creator of Computron. I wear many hats but the one I'm currently wearing is that of gracious host. [laughs] Welcome. [Dwight exits]","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30257,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Toby","text":"Sorry. Hey, Toby Flenderson. Nice to meet you. How can I help?","text_w_direction":"Sorry. Hey, Toby Flenderson. Nice to meet you. How can I help?","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30258,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Eric","text":"Um, are there any outstanding liability issues to be aware of?","text_w_direction":"Um, are there any outstanding liability issues to be aware of?","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30259,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Toby","text":"What do you mean?","text_w_direction":"What do you mean?","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30260,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Eric","text":"Well, safety issues, injuries that could leave the company open to potential lawsuits.","text_w_direction":"Well, safety issues, injuries that could leave the company open to potential lawsuits.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30261,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Toby","text":"Um... nothing comes to mind.","text_w_direction":"Um... nothing comes to mind. [clip montage]","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30262,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Eric","text":"So, the staff?","text_w_direction":"So, the staff?","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30263,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Toby","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30264,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Eric","text":"Are people generally happy?","text_w_direction":"Are people generally happy?","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30265,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Toby","text":"Happy's a funny word.","text_w_direction":"[laughing] Happy's a funny word.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30266,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Eric","text":"In what way?","text_w_direction":"In what way?","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30267,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Toby","text":"You know, uh, what does it mean to be happy. Keep philosophers busy for awhile.","text_w_direction":"You know, uh, what does it mean to be happy. [shakes head] Keep philosophers busy for awhile.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30268,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Eric","text":"So... generally?","text_w_direction":"So... generally?","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30269,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Toby","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30270,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Eric","text":"Generally.","text_w_direction":"Generally.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30271,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Toby","text":"Generally happy.","text_w_direction":"Generally happy. [clip montage]","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30272,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Eric","text":"Generally happy.","text_w_direction":"[whispering] Generally happy.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30273,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Eric","text":"What about non-safety issues, in terms of liability? Sexual harassment. Anything like that?","text_w_direction":"What about non-safety issues, in terms of liability? Sexual harassment. Anything like that?","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30274,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Toby","text":"Oh, I don't know.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I don't know.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30275,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Eric","text":"You, you don't know.","text_w_direction":"You, you don't know.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30276,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Toby","text":"I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30277,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Eric","text":"You're the head of Human Resources.","text_w_direction":"You're the head of Human Resources.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30278,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Toby","text":"I don't know. No.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. No.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30279,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Eric","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok. [clip montage]","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30280,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Toby","text":"I don't know how I'm going to get through this. I don't want to lie and I DON'T want to tell the truth.","text_w_direction":"I don't know how I'm going to get through this. I don't want to lie and I DON'T want to tell the truth.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30281,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, Tobes. Whatcha doin'? Whatcha guys talkin' about?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Tobes. Whatcha doin'? Whatcha guys talkin' about?","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30282,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Toby","text":"Well, Eric's just going over some stuff.","text_w_direction":"Well, Eric's just going over some stuff.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30283,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"Stuff. I love stuff.","text_w_direction":"Stuff. I love stuff.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30284,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Toby","text":"It's, uh, it's HR stuff.","text_w_direction":"It's, uh, it's HR stuff.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30285,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"HR stuff? HR Pufnstuf. Right up my alley. What is that? What kind of stuff is that?","text_w_direction":"HR stuff? [pulls up a chair] HR Pufnstuf. Right up my alley. [pointing to Eric's notes] What is that? What kind of stuff is that?","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30286,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Eric","text":"It's uh, it's a company evaluation form.","text_w_direction":"It's uh, it's a company evaluation form.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30287,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"Ah.","text_w_direction":"Ah.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30288,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Eric","text":"Talkin' bout, uh -","text_w_direction":"Talkin' bout, uh -","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30289,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"Talkin' bout, uh, what?","text_w_direction":"Talkin' bout, uh, what?","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30290,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Eric","text":"Waste is next.","text_w_direction":"Waste is next.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30291,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"Waste? What does that even mean? Like garbage?","text_w_direction":"Waste? What does that even mean? Like garbage?","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30292,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Eric","text":"No, waste of time and resources.","text_w_direction":"No, waste of time and resources.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30293,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, time and resources.","text_w_direction":"Oh, time and resources.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30294,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Toby","text":"Look, you know, in any company there's going to be certain degrees -","text_w_direction":"Look, you know, in any company there's going to be certain degrees -","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30295,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"No. No. No. No. No. No. Respectfully, Toby, no. No. This company does not waste time or resources, ever.","text_w_direction":"No. No. No. No. No. No. Respectfully, Toby, no. No. This company does not waste time or resources, ever. [clip montage]","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30296,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Eric","text":"Is anyone near retirement age?","text_w_direction":"Is anyone near retirement age? [Michael and Toby look at each other - Creed clip montage]","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30297,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Eric","text":"Hey, uh, yeah, I finally got a chance to sit down with HR. So... well, I think I'm gonna be here for awhile.","text_w_direction":"[on the phone] Hey, uh, yeah, I finally got a chance to sit down with HR. So... well, I think I'm gonna be here for awhile.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30298,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"This is a building where friends become lovers and lovers become sexually interactive. Right? Would you agree with that?","text_w_direction":"This is a building where friends become lovers and lovers become sexually interactive. [to Toby] Right? Would you agree with that?","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30299,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Toby","text":"Michael, this is really inappropriate to talk about.","text_w_direction":"Michael, this is really inappropriate to talk about.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30300,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"That's, that is true.","text_w_direction":"That's, that is true. [clip montage]","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30301,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you, so much.","text_w_direction":"[as Eric is being escorted out by Michael and Toby] Thank you, so much.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30302,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Kevin","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30303,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Angela","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30304,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Eric","text":"Thank you. It's nice to meet you all.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. It's nice to meet you all.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30305,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Pam","text":"Good to meet you.","text_w_direction":"Good to meet you.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30306,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Angela","text":"Have a great day.","text_w_direction":"Have a great day.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30307,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Dwight","text":"Hope to see you soon.","text_w_direction":"Hope to see you soon.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30308,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30309,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"I feel very sorry for that banker because he has to evaluate what we are worth. He has to decide what we are capable of and how do you do that? What is Jim capable of... or Pam... or Kevin?","text_w_direction":"I feel very sorry for that banker because he has to evaluate what we are worth. He has to decide what we are capable of and how do you do that? What is Jim capable of... or Pam... or Kevin? [clip montage over Daryl's Dunder Mifflin jingle]","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30310,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"I don't care if he goes and files a report and says that we're nothing special because I think our future is very bright. We have only just begun.","text_w_direction":"I don't care if he goes and files a report and says that we're nothing special because I think our future is very bright. We have only just begun.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30311,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Computron","text":"Computron experiencing emotion.","text_w_direction":"Computron experiencing emotion.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30312,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"Computron, I'm gonna pull your plug. Ok? Buddy?","text_w_direction":"Computron, I'm gonna pull your plug. Ok? Buddy?","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30313,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Computron","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30314,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"Just - sh -","text_w_direction":"Just - sh -","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30315,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Computron","text":"Please don't. Computron -","text_w_direction":"[after a pause] Please don't. Computron -","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30316,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"Shut -","text_w_direction":"Shut -","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30317,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Computron","text":"wants to live.","text_w_direction":"wants to live.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30318,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"Shut up. Shut up.","text_w_direction":"Shut up. Shut up.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30319,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"Sittin' in my office with a plate of grilled bacon. Called my man, Dwight, just to see what was shakin'.","text_w_direction":"[extended Lazy Scranton video] Sittin' in my office with a plate of grilled bacon. Called my man, Dwight, just to see what was shakin'.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30320,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Dwight","text":"Yo, Mike, our town is dope and pretty.","text_w_direction":"Yo, Mike, our town is dope and pretty.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30321,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"So check out how we live","text_w_direction":"So check out how we live","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30322,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Both","text":"in the Electric City!","text_w_direction":"in the Electric City!","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30323,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"They call it Scranton!","text_w_direction":"They call it Scranton!","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30324,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30325,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"The Electric City. Scranton!","text_w_direction":"The Electric City. Scranton!","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30326,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30327,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"The Electric City. Lazy Scranton, the Electric City. They call it that 'cause of the electricity. The city's laid out from East to West and our public parks are libraries are truly the best. Call poison control if you're bitten by a spider.","text_w_direction":"The Electric City. Lazy Scranton, the Electric City. They call it that 'cause of the electricity. The city's laid out from East to West and our public parks are libraries are truly the best. Call poison control if you're bitten by a spider.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30328,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Dwight","text":"But check that it's covered by your","text_w_direction":"But check that it's covered by your","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30329,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Both","text":"Healthcare Provider!","text_w_direction":"Healthcare Provider!","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30330,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"Plenty of space in the parking lot.","text_w_direction":"Plenty of space in the parking lot.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30331,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Dwight","text":"But the little cars go in the compact spot!","text_w_direction":"But the little cars go in the compact spot!","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30332,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Both","text":"Spot. Spot. Spot. Spot. Spot.","text_w_direction":"Spot. Spot. Spot. Spot. Spot.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30333,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"Snack attack time.","text_w_direction":"Snack attack time.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30334,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Dwight","text":"Don't lose your head.","text_w_direction":"Don't lose your head.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30335,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"We like Cugino's","text_w_direction":"We like Cugino's","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30336,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Both","text":"for the tasty bread.","text_w_direction":"for the tasty bread.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30337,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"They call it Scranton!","text_w_direction":"They call it Scranton!","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30338,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30339,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"The Electric City. Scranton!","text_w_direction":"The Electric City. Scranton!","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30340,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30341,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"The Electric City. Scranton!","text_w_direction":"The Electric City. Scranton!","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30342,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30343,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"The Electric City. Scranton!","text_w_direction":"The Electric City. Scranton!","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30344,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30345,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"The Electric City. Scranton!","text_w_direction":"The Electric City. Scranton!","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30346,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"[pause] What?","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30347,"season":6,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Banker","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Jason Kessler","character":"Michael","text":"Ugh.","text_w_direction":"Ugh.","imdb_rating":6.8,"total_votes":2288,"air_date":"2010-01-21"}
{"index":30348,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, yeah. I got a big box, yes I do. I got a big box how 'bout you?","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah. [clapping and chanting] I got a big box, yes I do. I got a big box how 'bout you? [points to Erin]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30349,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Erin","text":"I got a big box, yes I do. I got a big box how 'bout you?","text_w_direction":"[clapping] I got a big box, yes I do. I got a big box how 'bout you? [points to Oscar]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30350,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"I think you don't know what you're saying.","text_w_direction":"I think you don't know what you're saying.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30351,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"It's from \"Sob-ray\", our new owner, and it is to Sabre, us. I wonder what's inside. Scissor me.","text_w_direction":"It's from \"Sob-ray\", our new owner, and it is to Sabre, us. I wonder what's inside. Scissor me. [Erin tosses Michael open scissors, Pam is appalled]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30352,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Dunder Mifflin was recently bought by an electronics company named Sabre. They stepped in at the 11th hour, and they saved our asses. Although David Wallace said that we were the one branch that was actually working right, so we probably could have saved our own asses. We didn't need them touching our asses.","text_w_direction":"Dunder Mifflin was recently bought by an electronics company named Sabre. [mispronounced \"sob-ray\"] They stepped in at the 11th hour, and they saved our asses. Although David Wallace said that we were the one branch that was actually working right, so we probably could have saved our own asses. We didn't need them touching our asses.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30353,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Oh! Wow. Awesome. For accounting, a brand new printer. And for the sales staff, a new fax machine. This cord has Creed written all over it. And whoever would like a brand new scanner can come visit it in my office. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Oh! [rips open cardboard box] Wow. Awesome. [distributing items] For accounting, a brand new printer. And for the sales staff, a new fax machine. This cord has Creed written all over it. And whoever would like a brand new scanner can come visit it in my office. Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30354,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Here we go. Oh! Wow.","text_w_direction":"Here we go. [scans stuffed animal] Oh! Wow.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30355,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Cool. What next?","text_w_direction":"Cool. What next? [Dwight puts his face on scanner]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30356,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Erin","text":"Guys, um, who's Gabe? This note says to put the box aside for Gabe Lewis, who's coming tomorrow?","text_w_direction":"Guys, um, who's Gabe? This note says to put the box aside for Gabe Lewis, who's coming tomorrow?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30357,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, everybody, listen up. I have some bad news. Due to circumstances beyond my control -","text_w_direction":"Okay, everybody, listen up. I have some bad news. Due to circumstances beyond my control -","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30358,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Impulsivity and inattention to detail.","text_w_direction":"Impulsivity and inattention to detail.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30359,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, hey. I have opened a box, which should not have been opened...","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey. I have opened a box, which should not have been opened...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30360,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Terrible mistake.","text_w_direction":"Terrible mistake.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30361,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"And distributed things which should not have been distributed.","text_w_direction":"And distributed things which should not have been distributed.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30362,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Undistributable.","text_w_direction":"Undistributable.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30363,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Well, maybe we can put the box back together.","text_w_direction":"Well, maybe we can put the box back together.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30364,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Impossible. He opened it like an ape.","text_w_direction":"Impossible. He opened it like an ape.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30365,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"I think we can do it.","text_w_direction":"I think we can do it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30366,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Yep, yep.","text_w_direction":"[Pam and Oscar are trying to repack cardboard box] Yep, yep.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30367,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"Right? Mm. Did we try printer first? Shredder at an angle -","text_w_direction":"Right? Mm. Did we try printer first? Shredder at an angle -","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30368,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30369,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"Fax, cable, then the scanner upside down?","text_w_direction":"Fax, cable, then the scanner upside down?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30370,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30371,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Creed","text":"Have you tried making everything smaller?","text_w_direction":"Have you tried making everything smaller?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30372,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"And - Wow. Really nice job. This group of people, when they put their minds together, they can do something great. And I think that you should all be proud of yourselves.","text_w_direction":"And - [Jim seals box with tape, rips covered with stickers] Wow. Really nice job. This group of people, when they put their minds together, they can do something great. And I think that you should all be proud of yourselves. [cell phone starts ringing from inside box]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30373,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Michael.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30374,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Alright, relax. We can do it. We just did it. So we can do this again. Erin, scissor me please.","text_w_direction":"Alright, relax. We can do it. We just did it. So we can do this again. Erin, scissor me please. [Erin tosses open scissors across Jim and Pam]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30375,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"No, don't!","text_w_direction":"No, don't!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30376,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you. Oh! Got it. Ok.","text_w_direction":"[fumbles] Thank you. Oh! Got it. Ok.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30377,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Alright, he's on his way up. Okay. Are we ready?","text_w_direction":"Alright, he's on his way up. Okay. Are we ready?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30378,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"What do you want us to do?","text_w_direction":"What do you want us to do?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30379,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Why do I have to explain everything?","text_w_direction":"Why do I have to explain everything?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30380,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Because we're usually not on the same page.","text_w_direction":"Because we're usually not on the same page.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30381,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay. [starts round of applause]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30382,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Gabe","text":"Oh. Okay. And to you.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Okay. And to you. [begins applauding]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30383,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Gabe seems tall. Hope we get along. Had a very good thing going with David Wallace. He was a good guy. He was somebody I could trust. Here he is. You can really see that he is ok taking a picture with me. Even though I was there for disciplinary reasons.","text_w_direction":"Gabe seems tall. Hope we get along. Had a very good thing going with David Wallace. He was a good guy. He was somebody I could trust. Here he is. [holding up photo of him and Wallace] You can really see that he is ok taking a picture with me. Even though I was there for disciplinary reasons.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30384,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Welcome. Scranton hot dog from Scranton?","text_w_direction":"Welcome. Scranton hot dog from Scranton?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30385,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"You know what, Dwight? Let's give him a minute to settle in, shall we? Ok?","text_w_direction":"You know what, Dwight? Let's give him a minute to settle in, shall we? Ok?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30386,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Gabe","text":"Um, hi, uh, my name is Gabe Lewis. I am coordinating director for merging regions.","text_w_direction":"Um, hi, uh, my name is Gabe Lewis. I am coordinating director for merging regions.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30387,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Hello, Gabe. I am Michael Scott, co-manager. This is my protege, Jim Halpert.","text_w_direction":"Hello, Gabe. I am Michael Scott, co-manager. This is my protege, Jim Halpert.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30388,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Co-manager, actually.","text_w_direction":"Co-manager, actually.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30389,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"In training.","text_w_direction":"In training.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30390,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Trained. Loving it. Good at it. So...","text_w_direction":"Trained. Loving it. Good at it. So...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30391,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Gabe","text":"We are very impressed with this branch and we are so excited about this merger.","text_w_direction":"We are very impressed with this branch and we are so excited about this merger.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30392,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"We're very excited too, aren't we guys? Right?","text_w_direction":"We're very excited too, aren't we guys? Right?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30393,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"So excited.","text_w_direction":"So excited.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30394,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"We have a little song prepared for you.","text_w_direction":"We have a little song prepared for you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30395,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Gabe","text":"Um, actually, if you don't mind, I would love to put this on the Sabre website.","text_w_direction":"Um, actually, if you don't mind, I would love to put this on the Sabre website. [correctly pronounced \"say-ber\"]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30396,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Sabre. Say-ber. Sabre.","text_w_direction":"Sabre. Say-ber. Sabre.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30397,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh. Of course.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Of course.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30398,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, say-ber. Good. Take it away guys.","text_w_direction":"Yes, say-ber. Good. Take it away guys.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30399,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok. [playing guitar to the tune of Miley Cyrus' Party in the USA]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30400,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy & Erin","text":"Hopped off the train in Scranton, PA, another cloudy gray afternoon. Jumped in the cab, here you are for the first time, look to the right see the \"Electric City\" sign. This is gonna be good day, for Dunder Mifflin and Sob-ray. Sab -","text_w_direction":"[singing] Hopped off the train in Scranton, PA, another cloudy gray afternoon. Jumped in the cab, here you are for the first time, look to the right see the \"Electric City\" sign. This is gonna be good day, for Dunder Mifflin and Sob-ray. Sab - [guitar stops]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30401,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Saber.","text_w_direction":"Saber.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30402,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Saber. Dunder Mifflin and Saber. So yeah, yeah, yay, yay.","text_w_direction":"Saber. [sings] Dunder Mifflin and Saber. So yeah, yeah, yay, yay.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30403,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy & Erin","text":"Dunder Mifflin is a part of Sob-ray. So yeah, yeah, yay, yay. Dunder Mifflin is a part of Sabre.","text_w_direction":"Dunder Mifflin is a part of Sob-ray. So yeah, yeah, yay, yay. Dunder Mifflin is a part of Sabre. [music stops]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30404,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"You sure it's saber?","text_w_direction":"You sure it's saber?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30405,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30406,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Thank you. Hey, we should be fine if we leave around 11","text_w_direction":"Thank you. Hey, we should be fine if we leave around 11","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30407,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, you mapquested it. It's four blocks away.","text_w_direction":"Oh, you mapquested it. It's four blocks away.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30408,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Well, now we won't get lost. Or we could drive. And that takes one minute.","text_w_direction":"Well, now we won't get lost. Or we could drive. And that takes one minute.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30409,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"We found a great local daycare. It's rated really high by all the local parenting websites. But that means it's also really hard to get into.","text_w_direction":"We found a great local daycare. It's rated really high by all the local parenting websites. But that means it's also really hard to get into.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30410,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Turns out, a lot of parents want the very best for their children. That's weird.","text_w_direction":"Turns out, a lot of parents want the very best for their children. That's weird.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30411,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"We're hoping our interview seals the deal.","text_w_direction":"We're hoping our interview seals the deal.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30412,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"But if not, there's always the army. The infantry.","text_w_direction":"But if not, there's always the army. The infantry.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30413,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Okay. Okay. Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Okay. Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30414,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Christian Slater","text":"So you've just been bought by Sabre. You've probably got a lot of questions. Hi. I'm Christian Slater. What's it like to work for Sabre? Let's find out together. Working at Sabre means taking on the challenge of the road that rises to meet you. Sabre is respecting the past, but opening a window to the future. Have you ever tasted a rainbow? At Sabre, you will.","text_w_direction":"So you've just been bought by Sabre. You've probably got a lot of questions. Hi. I'm Christian Slater. What's it like to work for Sabre? Let's find out together. Working at Sabre means taking on the challenge of the road that rises to meet you. Sabre is respecting the past, but opening a window to the future. Have you ever tasted a rainbow? At Sabre, you will.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30415,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jo Bennett","text":"You'll find it easy to embrace the Sabre spirit. Welcome. We're very excited to go on this journey with you.","text_w_direction":"You'll find it easy to embrace the Sabre spirit. Welcome. We're very excited to go on this journey with you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30416,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"So you've been shown a nonsensical video. You're probably wondering, \"What's going on?\" Well, you're not alone.","text_w_direction":"[Christian Slater impression] So you've been shown a nonsensical video. You're probably wondering, \"What's going on?\" Well, you're not alone.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30417,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Wow. Really terrific.","text_w_direction":"Wow. Really terrific.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30418,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Gabe","text":"Most of our business comes from selling printers. So don't think of yourselves as paper salesmen anymore, but as printer salesmen who also sell paper.","text_w_direction":"Most of our business comes from selling printers. So don't think of yourselves as paper salesmen anymore, but as printer salesmen who also sell paper.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30419,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Perfect.","text_w_direction":"Perfect.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30420,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"No. Don't like that.","text_w_direction":"No. Don't like that.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30421,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Gabe","text":"At Sabre, we really encourage honest communication. You should always feel free to express your thoughts, your -","text_w_direction":"At Sabre, we really encourage honest communication. You should always feel free to express your thoughts, your -","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30422,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Meredith","text":"Talk about vacation days!","text_w_direction":"Talk about vacation days!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30423,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Gabe","text":"We have a policy here at Sabre where we are, uh, allowed to take two weeks.","text_w_direction":"We have a policy here at Sabre where we are, uh, allowed to take two weeks.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30424,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Oscar","text":"But I banked six weeks.","text_w_direction":"But I banked six weeks.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30425,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"I already booked a Great Lakes cruise.","text_w_direction":"I already booked a Great Lakes cruise.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30426,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Meredith","text":"Hey, who the hell's going through our stuff?","text_w_direction":"Hey, who the hell's going through our stuff?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30427,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Gabe","text":"Actually, that's Nick. He's your new IT guy. Uh, he's setting up a site blocker. Mostly blocking the inappropriate sites. And then there are the time-wasting sites like Twitter, YouTube. We are blocking those as well.","text_w_direction":"Actually, that's Nick. He's your new IT guy. Uh, he's setting up a site blocker. Mostly blocking the inappropriate sites. And then there are the time-wasting sites like Twitter, YouTube. We are blocking those as well.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30428,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Mm, nope. Don't like that.","text_w_direction":"Mm, nope. Don't like that.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30429,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Gabe","text":"Ok, did everyone get one? With these bottles, we eliminate the need for plastic water bottles, which are the scourge of the environment.","text_w_direction":"Ok, did everyone get one? With these bottles, we eliminate the need for plastic water bottles, which are the scourge of the environment.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30430,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"We'll still get to use the little cups, though, right?","text_w_direction":"We'll still get to use the little cups, though, right?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30431,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Gabe","text":"Little cups? Like paper or plastic or... ?","text_w_direction":"Little cups? Like paper or plastic or... ?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30432,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know what they're made of.","text_w_direction":"I don't know what they're made of.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30433,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Dwight","text":"They're 2 ounce paper cups dipped in plastic. He goes through 20 a day.","text_w_direction":"They're 2 ounce paper cups dipped in plastic. He goes through 20 a day.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30434,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Gabe","text":"Ok, well, I bet you can fit 20 little cups of water in your aluminum bottle.","text_w_direction":"Ok, well, I bet you can fit 20 little cups of water in your aluminum bottle.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30435,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"You know what can't fit in a bottle, are the 20 little trips I take to the cooler, and the 20 little scans I do of everybody to make sure everything's running smoothly. And the 20 little conversations that I have with Stanley.","text_w_direction":"You know what can't fit in a bottle, are the 20 little trips I take to the cooler, and the 20 little scans I do of everybody to make sure everything's running smoothly. And the 20 little conversations that I have with Stanley.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30436,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Stanley","text":"That's ok.","text_w_direction":"That's ok.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30437,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"There is a small part of me that is actually very excited about this new company. But 70 percent of me is water, and the other part, the real part, the part that has feelings and emotions and thoughts and makes decisions and, if I can be crass, makes babies, that part thinks that all of these changes suck ba -","text_w_direction":"There is a small part of me that is actually very excited about this new company. But 70 percent of me is water, and the other part, the real part, the part that has feelings and emotions and thoughts and makes decisions and, if I can be crass, makes babies, that part thinks that all of these changes suck ba -","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30438,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Really? You don't have enough water in there? Your stomach?","text_w_direction":"[in line to fill up water bottle behind Kevin and Toby] Really? You don't have enough water in there? Your stomach?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30439,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Toby","text":"Oop.","text_w_direction":"Oop.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30440,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30441,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Toby","text":"Looks like we kicked it.","text_w_direction":"Looks like we kicked it. [indicates water jug is empty]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30442,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I miss the old Dunder Mifflin. Too much change is not a good thing. Ask the climate.","text_w_direction":"I miss the old Dunder Mifflin. Too much change is not a good thing. Ask the climate.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30443,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I don't want to appear ungrateful for everything Sabre's doing for us.","text_w_direction":"I don't want to appear ungrateful for everything Sabre's doing for us.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30444,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Gabe","text":"Oh, I don't get that sense at all from you, so...","text_w_direction":"Oh, I don't get that sense at all from you, so...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30445,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Well, you should have a little. But it's great that you don't, because I am trying to embrace all of these changes, but I'm - I'll be honest, I'm having trouble wrapping my head around a couple of 'em.","text_w_direction":"Well, you should have a little. But it's great that you don't, because I am trying to embrace all of these changes, but I'm - I'll be honest, I'm having trouble wrapping my head around a couple of 'em.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30446,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Gabe","text":"Which ones?","text_w_direction":"Which ones?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30447,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"All of them.","text_w_direction":"All of them.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30448,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Gabe","text":"Well, I wish that I could do something, but it's kind of policy, you know? Above my pay grade. You know?","text_w_direction":"Well, I wish that I could do something, but it's kind of policy, you know? Above my pay grade. You know?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30449,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"So maybe we should call. We should call someone. I could help. I'm good with bosses. Call one of the higher-ups?","text_w_direction":"So maybe we should call. We should call someone. I could help. I'm good with bosses. Call one of the higher-ups?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30450,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Gabe","text":"You know what? Let me see what I can do.","text_w_direction":"You know what? Let me see what I can do.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30451,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Ok, this is officially the cutest thing I've ever seen. Cubbies. I totally forgot about cubbies.","text_w_direction":"[after entering daycare] Ok, this is officially the cutest thing I've ever seen. Cubbies. I totally forgot about cubbies.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30452,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"There's a finger-painting station and a curly slide. Am I too old to go here?","text_w_direction":"There's a finger-painting station and a curly slide. Am I too old to go here?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30453,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Oh. Adorable, right? I walked in on someone in the bathroom.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Adorable, right? [opens kiddie bathroom, sees man on toilet] I walked in on someone in the bathroom.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30454,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30455,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"I just walked in on someone in the bathroom.","text_w_direction":"I just walked in on someone in the bathroom.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30456,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Who? The -","text_w_direction":"Who? The -","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30457,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"I don't know. I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. I don't know.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30458,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"The guy we're meeting with?","text_w_direction":"The guy we're meeting with?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30459,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"I don't know, I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know, I don't know.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30460,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"I am telling you, there are no strawberries in here.","text_w_direction":"I am telling you, there are no strawberries in here.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30461,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Erin","text":"Well, I saw them in there.","text_w_direction":"Well, I saw them in there.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30462,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Well maybe they ran away, because the pizza was like, \"Hey, get out of here, you stupid strawberries.\"","text_w_direction":"Well maybe they ran away, because the pizza was like, [imitating Italian accent] \"Hey, get out of here, you stupid strawberries.\"","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30463,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Erin","text":"I think when Andy finally asks me out he's going to try to top what he did with the drum line. I can't wait to see what he comes up with.","text_w_direction":"I think when Andy finally asks me out he's going to try to top what he did with the drum line. I can't wait to see what he comes up with.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30464,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"The ball's totally in Erin's court. After the whole drum line thing.","text_w_direction":"The ball's totally in Erin's court. After the whole drum line thing.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30465,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Gabe","text":"First let me say that I told them everything you wanted me to say, in just the way you wanted me to say it, so...","text_w_direction":"[on videochat] First let me say that I told them everything you wanted me to say, in just the way you wanted me to say it, so...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30466,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jo","text":"Gabe, honey, I love this. I love the sound of your voice. But I really need some new information now.","text_w_direction":"Gabe, honey, I love this. I love the sound of your voice. But I really need some new information now.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30467,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Gabe","text":"Ok, um, I told the story of your uncle, and I have a feeling that you would have really been proud of the way... Okay, um...","text_w_direction":"Ok, um, I told the story of your uncle, and I have a feeling that you would have [Michael gesturing behind computer] really been proud of the way... Okay, um...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30468,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jo","text":"Wait a minute, who is it? Who's there? Is there somebody in the room with you? I want to see who it is. Turn me around.","text_w_direction":"Wait a minute, who is it? Who's there? Is there somebody in the room with you? [Michael gesturing \"no\"] I want to see who it is. Turn me around.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30469,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Gabe","text":"I don't - it's just...","text_w_direction":"I don't - it's just...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30470,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jo","text":"Turn me around. Now. Hey, Buddy. Is it something I said?","text_w_direction":"Turn me around. Now. [Michael starts to leave, Jo whistles] Hey, Buddy. Is it something I said?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30471,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Hello. No. My name's Michael Scott. Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello. No. My name's Michael Scott. Hello.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30472,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jo","text":"Oh, hello, Mr. Scott. Pleased to meet you.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hello, Mr. Scott. Pleased to meet you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30473,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Nice to meet you. We are very excited about the merger with Sabre. I think you have a great accent.","text_w_direction":"Nice to meet you. We are very excited about the merger with Sabre. I think you have a great accent.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30474,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jo","text":"Aw, thank you. I've been working on it since I was a little girl. To, um, to what do I owe the pleasure of this videochat?","text_w_direction":"Aw, thank you. I've been working on it since I was a little girl. To, um, to what do I owe the pleasure of this videochat?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30475,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I am little concerned with all of these changes, to be quite frank. I think we have done things a certain way here at Dunder Mifflin for quite some time, and -","text_w_direction":"Well, I am little concerned with all of these changes, to be quite frank. I think we have done things a certain way here at Dunder Mifflin for quite some time, and -","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30476,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jo","text":"Pardon. Pardon me, Mr. Scott, but the last time I saw a company as mismanaged as Dunder Mifflin, it was my grandson's snowball company, so you'll excuse me if I prefer that you all adapt to the way that we do things.","text_w_direction":"Pardon. Pardon me, Mr. Scott, but the last time I saw a company as mismanaged as Dunder Mifflin, it was my grandson's snowball company, so you'll excuse me if I prefer that you all adapt to the way that we do things.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30477,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Ok. I feel very strongly that you can't just come in here and change everything that people have been doing forever. Is Christian Slater back there? Because... he knows. He'd know what to do.","text_w_direction":"Ok. I feel very strongly that you can't just come in here and change everything that people have been doing forever. Is Christian Slater back there? Because... he knows. He'd know what to do.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30478,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jo","text":"So listen, why don't you tell Gabe if by the end of the day you can't handle the changes.","text_w_direction":"So listen, why don't you tell Gabe if by the end of the day you can't handle the changes.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30479,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I have already told him, but I will tell him again if you think that will help.","text_w_direction":"I have already told him, but I will tell him again if you think that will help.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30480,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jo","text":"I would take until the end of the day if I were you.","text_w_direction":"I would take until the end of the day if I were you. [Michael leaves conference room]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30481,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jerry","text":"Pam and Jim? Hey, I'm Jerry.","text_w_direction":"Pam and Jim? Hey, I'm Jerry.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30482,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Hi Jerry.","text_w_direction":"Hi Jerry.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30483,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Jerry.","text_w_direction":"Jerry.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30484,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jerry","text":"Good to see you. Come on in. My office is right back here. This is the play room.","text_w_direction":"Good to see you. Come on in. My office is right back here. This is the play room.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30485,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"This is great. Got to confess, we came a little early, so we got a quick look around, but, uh -","text_w_direction":"This is great. Got to confess, we came a little early, so we got a quick look around, but, uh -","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30486,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jerry","text":"Oh, so you saw it already?","text_w_direction":"Oh, so you saw it already?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30487,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"No, no, no, no. Yes. We saw this, yes. No, it wasn't like a look around. We really just had a peek. Quick peek. Didn't focus on anything in particular.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no. Yes. We saw this, yes. No, it wasn't like a look around. We really just had a peek. Quick peek. Didn't focus on anything in particular.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30488,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"It's lovely.","text_w_direction":"It's lovely.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30489,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jerry","text":"Oh. Got to take this. Sorry.","text_w_direction":"[cell phone rings] Oh. Got to take this. Sorry.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30490,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Do it.","text_w_direction":"Do it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30491,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jerry","text":"Okay. Hi, this is Jerry.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Hi, this is Jerry.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30492,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Ok, you've got to pull it together.","text_w_direction":"Ok, you've got to pull it together.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30493,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"We should just go. He's really uncomfortable.","text_w_direction":"We should just go. He's really uncomfortable.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30494,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"He's uncomfortable because you're acting weird. So you have to stop acting weird.","text_w_direction":"He's uncomfortable because you're acting weird. So you have to stop acting weird.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30495,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"What if we just bring it up? We just put it out in the open?","text_w_direction":"What if we just bring it up? We just put it out in the open?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30496,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"That's the weirdest possible solution to the problem.","text_w_direction":"That's the weirdest possible solution to the problem.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30497,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jerry","text":"Sorry about that. Right this way.","text_w_direction":"Sorry about that. Right this way.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30498,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30499,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I have come here today to talk to Mr. David Wallace about this whole thing going on with Sabre. He will know exactly what to do. He is not a big fan of me dropping by announced. But then again, who is? Hey. Hi, sorry.","text_w_direction":"I have come here today to talk to Mr. David Wallace about this whole thing going on with Sabre. [rings doorbell] He will know exactly what to do. He is not a big fan of me dropping by announced. But then again, who is? [loud drumming as door opens] Hey. Hi, sorry.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30500,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30501,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I hope you're not busy doing something.","text_w_direction":"I hope you're not busy doing something.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30502,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David","text":"No, you kidding? Come on in. Come on.","text_w_direction":"No, you kidding? Come on in. Come on.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30503,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"You sure?","text_w_direction":"You sure?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30504,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David","text":"You look great.","text_w_direction":"You look great.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30505,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"You look great too.","text_w_direction":"You look great too.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30506,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David","text":"You hungry? I'm just having lunch.","text_w_direction":"You hungry? I'm just having lunch.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30507,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, yeah, that sounds good.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah, that sounds good.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30508,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David","text":"Fantastic. Teddy, look who just stopped in.","text_w_direction":"Fantastic. Teddy, look who just stopped in.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30509,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Teddy Wallace","text":"Huh? Hey.","text_w_direction":"Huh? Hey. [continues drumming]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30510,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Hey. Wow.","text_w_direction":"Hey. Wow.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30511,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David","text":"Keep it up, son.","text_w_direction":"Keep it up, son.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30512,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Really loud.","text_w_direction":"Really loud.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30513,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Wow. Oh, yummy. You have got the life, my friend.","text_w_direction":"Wow. Oh, yummy. [David spreads marshmallow fluff on bread] You have got the life, my friend.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30514,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30515,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Can I just stay here and never go back?","text_w_direction":"Can I just stay here and never go back?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30516,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David","text":"Things not going so well there?","text_w_direction":"Things not going so well there?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30517,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, man. How much time do you have?","text_w_direction":"Oh, man. How much time do you have?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30518,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David","text":"I have a doctor's appointment next Thursday.","text_w_direction":"I have a doctor's appointment next Thursday.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30519,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30520,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Mrs. Wallace","text":"Hey, honey. How's your day going? Did you do anything cool?","text_w_direction":"Hey, honey. How's your day going? Did you do anything cool?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30521,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David","text":"Uh, no, sweetie. I just sort of hung out.","text_w_direction":"Uh, no, sweetie. I just sort of hung out.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30522,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Mrs. Wallace","text":"Oh, 'cause I saw you had shoes on, so I didn't know if you did anything.","text_w_direction":"Oh, 'cause I saw you had shoes on, so I didn't know if you did anything.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30523,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David","text":"No. Just hanging out, honey. You remember Michael.","text_w_direction":"No. Just hanging out, honey. You remember Michael.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30524,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Hi. Sorry, I was just in the neighborhood, thought I'd come by, see...","text_w_direction":"Hi. Sorry, I was just in the neighborhood, thought I'd come by, see...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30525,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Mrs. Wallace","text":"No problem at all. This is great. So what are you guys up to?","text_w_direction":"No problem at all. This is great. So what are you guys up to?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30526,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30527,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David","text":"Uh, but maybe, uh - actually, you know, I think maybe we'll go outside. May -maybe we'll go outside. Outside.","text_w_direction":"Uh, but maybe, uh - actually, you know, I think maybe we'll go outside. May -maybe we'll go outside. [drumming intensifies] Outside.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30528,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"There was one thing we were curious about, uh, your flexibility on things like Easter or Memorial Day, because we might want to change our days around a little bit.","text_w_direction":"There was one thing we were curious about, uh, your flexibility on things like Easter or Memorial Day, because we might want to change our days around a little bit.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30529,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jerry","text":"That seems a bit premature, don't you think? I don't even know if I have a space for you yet, and you're already lining up your holiday plans.","text_w_direction":"That seems a bit premature, don't you think? I don't even know if I have a space for you yet, and you're already lining up your holiday plans.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30530,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, no, sorry. Just, um, we're kind of planners. But we're also flexible too, so you know what? Maybe we can just discuss it when the time comes.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, sorry. Just, um, we're kind of planners. But we're also flexible too, so you know what? Maybe we can just discuss it when the time comes.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30531,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jerry","text":"Yeah, if the time comes, we can discuss it.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, if the time comes, we can discuss it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30532,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Is this because Jim walked in on you going to the bathroom?","text_w_direction":"Is this because Jim walked in on you going to the bathroom?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30533,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30534,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jerry","text":"Seriously? You told her?","text_w_direction":"Seriously? You told her?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30535,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Did it? It might have come up while we were waiting for you.","text_w_direction":"Did it? It might have come up while we were waiting for you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30536,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jerry","text":"And you - you thought that might have something to do with how the meeting is going?","text_w_direction":"And you - you thought that might have something to do with how the meeting is going?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30537,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30538,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Maybe, because it doesn't seem to be going super well.","text_w_direction":"Maybe, because it doesn't seem to be going super well.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30539,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jerry","text":"Well, you didn't consider the fact that it might not be going super well just because it might not be going super well?","text_w_direction":"Well, you didn't consider the fact that it might not be going super well just because it might not be going super well?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30540,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Pam","text":"Nope. 'Cause we're really nice people but you don't seem to like us.","text_w_direction":"Nope. 'Cause we're really nice people but you don't seem to like us.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30541,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jerry","text":"I'm being perfectly pleasant. Did you ever consider that you might not be as charming as you think you are?","text_w_direction":"I'm being perfectly pleasant. Did you ever consider that you might not be as charming as you think you are?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30542,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, this coming from the guy who still uses a children's toilet? Why didn't you just lock the door, man?","text_w_direction":"Oh, this coming from the guy who still uses a children's toilet? Why didn't you just lock the door, man?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30543,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jerry","text":"It doesn't lock for the children's safety.","text_w_direction":"It doesn't lock for the children's safety.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30544,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jim","text":"Anybody could have walked in.","text_w_direction":"Anybody could have walked in.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30545,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Jerry","text":"It was story time.","text_w_direction":"It was story time.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30546,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Sabre is changing everything. Site blockers. They don't let us use cups. So I started thinking, who could handle this? Who would know what to do? David Wallace would know what to do. What should I do, David Wallace?","text_w_direction":"Sabre is changing everything. [Michael and David sitting in hot tub] Site blockers. They don't let us use cups. So I started thinking, who could handle this? Who would know what to do? David Wallace would know what to do. What should I do, David Wallace?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30547,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David","text":"I don't know. I mean, what can you do?","text_w_direction":"I don't know. I mean, what can you do?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30548,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Exactly. What are you thinking?","text_w_direction":"Exactly. What are you thinking?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30549,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David","text":"I, I - It's a tough one.","text_w_direction":"I, I - It's a tough one.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30550,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"It is a tough one.","text_w_direction":"It is a tough one.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30551,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David","text":"I don't have any ideas for you there.","text_w_direction":"I don't have any ideas for you there.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30552,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. But one would be good.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. But one would be good.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30553,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David","text":"Hey, oh, okay. Wait.","text_w_direction":"Hey, oh, okay. Wait.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30554,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30555,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David","text":"I want to tell you about a business idea I have.","text_w_direction":"I want to tell you about a business idea I have.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30556,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30557,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David","text":"Ok? You know how kids leave their toys everywhere? Okay. So this is a vacuum. It's like a shop-vac type of thing. Teaches kids how to pick up their own toys. Right? Baseball gloves, hacky sacks, drumsticks. Picks it up!","text_w_direction":"Ok? You know how kids leave their toys everywhere? Okay. So this is a vacuum. It's like a shop-vac type of thing. [imitates vacuum] Teaches kids how to pick up their own toys. Right? Baseball gloves, hacky sacks, drumsticks. [sucking noise] Picks it up!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30558,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"So the kid's making the noise to pick it up.","text_w_direction":"So the kid's making the noise to pick it up.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30559,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David","text":"No. No, no, no. That's the -that's the vacuum noise.","text_w_direction":"No. No, no, no. That's the -that's the vacuum noise.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30560,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, okay.","text_w_direction":"Oh, okay.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30561,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David","text":"You-you don't like it.","text_w_direction":"You-you don't like it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30562,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"No, I think it is-","text_w_direction":"No, I think it is-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30563,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David","text":"No, it's ok. Another guy from Dunder Mifflin, Arnie from Research, he's gonna draw up the prototype. And, uh... It's like shop-vac. Did I say that?","text_w_direction":"No, it's ok. Another guy from Dunder Mifflin, Arnie from Research, he's gonna draw up the prototype. And, uh... It's like shop-vac. [sucking noise] Did I say that?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30564,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30565,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David","text":"It'll be ok.","text_w_direction":"It'll be ok.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30566,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, any fun weekend plans?","text_w_direction":"Hey, any fun weekend plans?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30567,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Erin","text":"No, you?","text_w_direction":"No, you?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30568,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Uh, no, actually. So nothing? No movies, or parties, or anything you might want to invite someone to?","text_w_direction":"Uh, no, actually. So nothing? No movies, or parties, or anything you might want to invite someone to?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30569,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Erin","text":"Nothing. It's wide open.","text_w_direction":"Nothing. It's wide open.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30570,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30571,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Andy","text":"That's as hard as I can hint.","text_w_direction":"That's as hard as I can hint.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30572,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David","text":"Hey, you know, if you want, I'm sure I can get Arnie on board if you wanted to join us for suck it. Work together again.","text_w_direction":"Hey, you know, if you want, I'm sure I can get Arnie on board if you wanted to join us for suck it. Work together again.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30573,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"The what?","text_w_direction":"The what?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30574,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David","text":"Suck it. That's what it's called.","text_w_direction":"Suck it. That's what it's called.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30575,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, okay.","text_w_direction":"Oh, okay.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30576,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David","text":"Huh? Catchy. Kids'll love it.","text_w_direction":"Huh? Catchy. Kids'll love it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30577,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Like it.","text_w_direction":"Like it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30578,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"There are very few things that would make me not want to team up with David Wallace. And Suck It is one of 'em.","text_w_direction":"There are very few things that would make me not want to team up with David Wallace. And Suck It is one of 'em.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30579,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"See you later.","text_w_direction":"See you later. [hugs Wallace]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30580,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David","text":"Oh, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Michael.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30581,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Bye now.","text_w_direction":"Bye now.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30582,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David","text":"Thank you for coming.","text_w_direction":"Thank you for coming.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30583,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Thanks for having me.","text_w_direction":"Thanks for having me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30584,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Well, that's not the David Wallace that I remember. That is some sort of weird creature that lives in David Wallace's house. Oh, my god. Alright. Just get me out of here.","text_w_direction":"Well, that's not the David Wallace that I remember. [reverses out of driveway, Wallace follows him] That is some sort of weird creature that lives in David Wallace's house. Oh, my god. Alright. Just get me out of here.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30585,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Hello. Is anybody home? Oh, thank you, Erin. Now if everyone would please ready their canteens, so I can fill them with the sweet, sweet nectar of Gabe's homeland, and then propose a toast. Here we go.","text_w_direction":"Hello. [comes in carrying 4 gallons of orange juice and his water bottle] Is anybody home? Oh, thank you, Erin. Now if everyone would please ready their canteens, so I can fill them with the sweet, sweet nectar of Gabe's homeland, and then propose a toast. Here we go.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30586,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"You know when people say getting fired was the best thing that ever happened to them? I feel sorry for those people. That's the best thing? Really? Ugh.","text_w_direction":"You know when people say getting fired was the best thing that ever happened to them? I feel sorry for those people. That's the best thing? Really? Ugh.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30587,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I'm not really one for making speeches.","text_w_direction":"Well, I'm not really one for making speeches.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30588,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Everyone","text":"Yes. Yes, you are. You make a lot.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Yes, you are. You make a lot.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30589,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"But I feel pretty good right now. I really do. A lot better than I did earlier. Let me tell you.","text_w_direction":"But I feel pretty good right now. I really do. A lot better than I did earlier. Let me tell you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30590,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Angela","text":"That's your toast?","text_w_direction":"That's your toast?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30591,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"No. This is my toast. I think this whole thing with Sabre is going to work out. I have a very good feeling about it.","text_w_direction":"No. This is my toast. I think this whole thing with Sabre is going to work out. I have a very good feeling about it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30592,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Phyllis","text":"Michael, this isn't a toast. You're just thinking out loud.","text_w_direction":"Michael, this isn't a toast. You're just thinking out loud.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30593,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Here's my toast. Orange juice is in here. And, like Saber, it is from Florida, and it is good.","text_w_direction":"Here's my toast. Orange juice is in here. And, like Saber, it is from Florida, and it is good.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30594,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Kevin","text":"Just 'cause you have liquid that doesn't make it a toast.","text_w_direction":"Just 'cause you have liquid that doesn't make it a toast.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30595,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Here's the toast. I'm gonna do it now. Raise your container to us and to Sabre.","text_w_direction":"Here's the toast. I'm gonna do it now. Raise your container to us and to Sabre.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30596,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"All","text":"To us and to Sabre.","text_w_direction":"To us and to Sabre.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30597,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Michael","text":"Mm. Wow. That is metallicy. Ugh. That's like drinking a battery. Ah, really gets you in the fillings, doesn't it? Okay, anyway, welcome.","text_w_direction":"Mm. Wow. That is metallicy. Ugh. That's like drinking a battery. Ah, really gets you in the fillings, doesn't it? Okay, anyway, welcome.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30598,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David","text":"Well, it's a mess, what a mess. What you gonna do? You're going to take out your Suck It and you suck it. Suck it. Yeah, take out your Suck It and you suck it.","text_w_direction":"[singing] Well, it's a mess, what a mess. What you gonna do? You're going to take out your Suck It and you suck it. Suck it. Yeah, take out your Suck It and you suck it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30599,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Teddy","text":"Suck it!","text_w_direction":"Suck it!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30600,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30601,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Teddy","text":"Suck it!","text_w_direction":"Suck it!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30602,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30603,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Teddy","text":"Suck it!","text_w_direction":"Suck it!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30604,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David","text":"Yeah! Take out the Suck It and we'll...","text_w_direction":"Yeah! Take out the Suck It and we'll...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30605,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Teddy","text":"Suck it!","text_w_direction":"Suck it!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30606,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30607,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Teddy","text":"Suck it!","text_w_direction":"Suck it!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30608,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30609,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Both","text":"Take out my Suck It and we'll suck it.","text_w_direction":"Take out my Suck It and we'll suck it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30610,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"David","text":"Yeah! Teddy!","text_w_direction":"Yeah! Teddy!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30611,"season":6,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Sabre","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Jennifer Celotta","character":"Teddy","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. [high-five each other]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1681,"air_date":"2010-02-04"}
{"index":30612,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Hotel Employee","text":"Vancouver Court Hotel, how many I help you?","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Vancouver Court Hotel, how many I help you?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30613,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hello Vancouver, this is Michael Scott calling from the United States of America! I have a reservation in your fair city from February 12th to the 19th, first week of the Olympics.","text_w_direction":"Hello Vancouver, this is Michael Scott calling from the United States of America! I have a reservation in your fair city from February 12th to the 19th, first week of the Olympics.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30614,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Hotel Employee","text":"Well, we are looking forward to having you, so, let me just pull up your information here...","text_w_direction":"Well, we are looking forward to having you, so, let me just pull up your information here...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30615,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okey doke.","text_w_direction":"Okey doke.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30616,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Hotel Employee","text":"Um, I don't seem to have it, sir.","text_w_direction":"Um, I don't seem to have it, sir.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30617,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30618,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm not seeing anything under \"confirmation.\"","text_w_direction":"[looking through Michael's email] I'm not seeing anything under \"confirmation.\"","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30619,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30620,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Could it be under \"affirmation?\" Cause you have thousands of those.","text_w_direction":"Could it be under \"affirmation?\" Cause you have thousands of those.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30621,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No. We're trying to look it up right now.","text_w_direction":"No. [to hotel employee on phone] We're trying to look it up right now.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30622,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"You did get the e-vite to my barbeque!","text_w_direction":"You did get the e-vite to my barbeque!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30623,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Um, come on.","text_w_direction":"Um, come on.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30624,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael...","text_w_direction":"Michael...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30625,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Hotel Employee","text":"Uh, sir? A lot of people are trying to get last-minute reservations at hotels here for the Olympics, but we've been fully booked for months.","text_w_direction":"Uh, sir? A lot of people are trying to get last-minute reservations at hotels here for the Olympics, but we've been fully booked for months.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30626,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I have been booked for three years, so you should have that. I've always heard that British Columbia is a very nice place, but I am not getting that from this conversation.","text_w_direction":"Well, I have been booked for three years, so you should have that. I've always heard that British Columbia is a very nice place, but I am not getting that from this conversation.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30627,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait, I got it! Confirmation code","text_w_direction":"Wait, I got it! Confirmation code[/b]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30628,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Hotel Employee","text":"...Oh, here it is. Yep.","text_w_direction":"...Oh, here it is. Yep.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30629,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30630,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30631,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Hotel Employee","text":"Uh-huh. Seven nights in our street-view economy single?","text_w_direction":"Uh-huh. Seven nights in our street-view economy single?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30632,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"That's it!","text_w_direction":"That's it!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30633,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Hotel Employee","text":"Yeah, we changed it since it was a while back. I do apologize.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, we changed it since it was a while back. I do apologize.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30634,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael and Dwight","text":"Uh-huh, okay...","text_w_direction":"Uh-huh, okay...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30635,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Hotel Employee","text":"Yeah, how may I help you Mr. Scott?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, how may I help you Mr. Scott?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30636,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Alright, I would like to cancel my reservation, please.","text_w_direction":"Alright, I would like to cancel my reservation, please.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30637,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Hotel Employee","text":"There is a cancellation fee for this, sir.","text_w_direction":"There is a cancellation fee for this, sir.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30638,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, put it on my card.","text_w_direction":"Okay, put it on my card.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30639,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Today, Jo Bennett, the CEO from Sabre, is coming to see us here for the first time. She bought us sight unseen, like a mail-order bride, so she's gotta be kinda nervous. I mean, are we ugly? Are we smart? Are we cool? Are we too cool? Do we speak English?","text_w_direction":"Today, Jo Bennett, the CEO from Sabre, is coming to see us here for the first time. She bought us sight unseen, like a mail-order bride, so she's gotta be kinda nervous. I mean, are we ugly? Are we smart? Are we cool? Are we too cool? Do we speak English?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30640,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Why hello!","text_w_direction":"[Jo Bennett enters with two humongous dogs, everyone stands to welcome her except Dwight] Why hello!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30641,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Gabe","text":"This is Michael Scott, co-regional manager of this branch.","text_w_direction":"This is Michael Scott, co-regional manager of this branch.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30642,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Pleasure to meet you, Miss Bennett.","text_w_direction":"Pleasure to meet you, Miss Bennett.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30643,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jo","text":"Oh, that's Mrs. Bennett, sweetheart. My husband and I are divorced, but I kept the \"Mrs.\" just to piss off the new wife. Well, let's take a gander around this place.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that's Mrs. Bennett, sweetheart. My husband and I are divorced, but I kept the \"Mrs.\" just to piss off the new wife. Well, let's take a gander around this place.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30644,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"These sure are pretty dogs...","text_w_direction":"[Jo's dogs are sniffing at his crotch] These sure are pretty dogs...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30645,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jo","text":"They love a good crotch.","text_w_direction":"They love a good crotch.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30646,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"They sure do.","text_w_direction":"They sure do.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30647,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jo","text":"You should take that as a compliment!","text_w_direction":"You should take that as a compliment!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30648,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, I do!","text_w_direction":"Oh, I do!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30649,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jo","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"[to Dwight] Hello.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30650,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30651,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jo","text":"Do you always stay seated when a lady enters the room?","text_w_direction":"Do you always stay seated when a lady enters the room?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30652,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I am treating you the same as a man, for whom I would also not stand. Unless it was the President. Or Judge Judy.","text_w_direction":"I am treating you the same as a man, for whom I would also not stand. Unless it was the President. Or Judge Judy.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30653,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jo","text":"I like that.","text_w_direction":"I like that.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30654,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Gabe","text":"This is Accounting.","text_w_direction":"This is Accounting.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30655,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Hi!","text_w_direction":"Hi!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30656,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jo","text":"Good-looking group.","text_w_direction":"Good-looking group.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30657,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Gabe","text":"Over here is Meredith Palmer and Creed Bratton.","text_w_direction":"Over here is Meredith Palmer and Creed Bratton.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30658,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jo","text":"Another couple of heartbreakers. Who is this tall drink of sun tea?","text_w_direction":"Another couple of heartbreakers. Who is this tall drink of sun tea?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30659,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Gabe","text":"That is Jim Halpert, he is the co-regional manager of this office.","text_w_direction":"That is Jim Halpert, he is the co-regional manager of this office.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30660,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jo","text":"I thought this guy was the manager?","text_w_direction":"[gesturing to Michael] I thought this guy was the manager?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30661,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Gabe","text":"Oh, he is. He's the co-manager, and that's the other co-manager.","text_w_direction":"Oh, he is. He's the co-manager, and that's the other co-manager.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30662,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jo","text":"Two guys doing one job? We gotta do something about that!","text_w_direction":"Two guys doing one job? We gotta do something about that!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30663,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Got some Valentine's cards for my coworkers and my bro-workers.","text_w_direction":"Got some Valentine's cards for my coworkers and my bro-workers.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30664,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"No, no!","text_w_direction":"[as Andy is passing her a card] No, no!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30665,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"What, no candy?","text_w_direction":"What, no candy?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30666,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Valentine's Day, right around the corner. Erin and I have been on zero dates. So I got her a Valentine's Day card, but I didn't wanna seem \"too eager,\" so I got cards for everyone in the whole office to kind of dilute it a little bit.","text_w_direction":"Valentine's Day, right around the corner. Erin and I have been on zero dates. So I got her a Valentine's Day card, but I didn't wanna seem \"too eager,\" so I got cards for everyone in the whole office to kind of dilute it a little bit.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30667,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"","text_w_direction":"[throwing a card at Meredith, which skims her throat][/b]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30668,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Ow! Geez, you gave me a paper cut on my throat!","text_w_direction":"Ow! Geez, you gave me a paper cut on my throat!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30669,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Yeah, I have this thing about men cutting or threatening to cut my throat. Don't try to cut my throat.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I have this thing about men cutting or threatening to cut my throat. Don't try to cut my throat.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30670,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Jo, I don't know how things work in Florida, which from your description sounds like a colorful, lawless swamp, but here it takes two men to do one job, where in Florida it might take one very strong woman to do such a job.","text_w_direction":"Jo, I don't know how things work in Florida, which from your description sounds like a colorful, lawless swamp, but here it takes two men to do one job, where in Florida it might take one very strong woman to do such a job.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30671,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Whoa, whoa.","text_w_direction":"Whoa, whoa.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30672,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Whoa, whoa!","text_w_direction":"Whoa, whoa!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30673,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I'll take over. Um, what we're doing here","text_w_direction":"I'll take over. Um, what we're doing here[/b]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30674,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jo","text":"Yeah. I think I understand.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I think I understand.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30675,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30676,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jo","text":"Each of you is doing half a job.","text_w_direction":"Each of you is doing half a job.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30677,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30678,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"And sometimes I can hardly handle that!","text_w_direction":"And sometimes I can hardly handle that!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30679,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jo","text":"This is knucklehead talk. I'm not gonna bite it, you know. You can't give me gravy and tell me it's jelly, because gravy ain't sweet! Is it, Jim?","text_w_direction":"This is knucklehead talk. I'm not gonna bite it, you know. You can't give me gravy and tell me it's jelly, because gravy ain't sweet! Is it, Jim?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30680,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I don't think so.","text_w_direction":"I don't think so.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30681,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jo","text":"Michael?","text_w_direction":"Michael?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30682,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Forget the question...","text_w_direction":"Forget the question...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30683,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jo","text":"I think one of you should return to sales, and the other one be manager.","text_w_direction":"I think one of you should return to sales, and the other one be manager.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30684,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I humbly accept the management position.","text_w_direction":"I humbly accept the management position.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30685,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I... Why would you just say something like that?","text_w_direction":"I... Why would you just say something like that?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30686,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Because, well, Jim. Where I'm from, two types of folk","text_w_direction":"Because, well, Jim. Where I'm from, two types of folk[/b]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30687,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Do you even know what that means?","text_w_direction":"Do you even know what that means?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30688,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30689,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jo","text":"Well, I'm gonna let this marinate. So you can go.","text_w_direction":"Well, I'm gonna let this marinate. So you can go.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30690,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Um...","text_w_direction":"Um...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30691,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jo","text":"You can go on. Shoo!","text_w_direction":"You can go on. Shoo!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30692,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jo","text":"I'm Jolene Bennett, Jo for short. I'm a breast cancer survivor, close, personal friends with Nancy Pelosi, and Truman Capote and I slept with three of the same guys. When I was a little girl, I was terrified to fly, and now I have my own pilot's license. I am CEO of Sabre International, and I sell the best damn printers and all-in-one machines Korea can make. Pleased to meet you.","text_w_direction":"I'm Jolene Bennett, Jo for short. I'm a breast cancer survivor, close, personal friends with Nancy Pelosi, and Truman Capote and I slept with three of the same guys. When I was a little girl, I was terrified to fly, and now I have my own pilot's license. I am CEO of Sabre International, and I sell the best damn printers and all-in-one machines Korea can make. Pleased to meet you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30693,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Whoa-oh, traffic jam!","text_w_direction":"[almost running into Erin] Whoa-oh, traffic jam!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30694,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Uh-oh, traffic jam on route three!","text_w_direction":"Uh-oh, traffic jam on route three!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30695,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Beep-beep! Beeooop-beep!","text_w_direction":"[imitating car noises] Beep-beep! Beeooop-beep!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30696,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Beep! Twenty people dead in a pile-up!","text_w_direction":"Beep! Twenty people dead in a pile-up!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30697,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"There's blood everywhere! Um, I got you a Valentine's card.","text_w_direction":"There's blood everywhere! Um, I got you a Valentine's card.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30698,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, you did? Aw, a bird and a dog!","text_w_direction":"[opening card] Oh, you did? Aw, a bird and a dog!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30699,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, well it's Snoopy and Woodstock.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well it's Snoopy and Woodstock.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30700,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"You named them?","text_w_direction":"You named them?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30701,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Uh, Charles Schultz did. I thought it was relevant cause I got you all those birds for Christmas, remember?","text_w_direction":"Uh, Charles Schultz did. I thought it was relevant cause I got you all those birds for Christmas, remember?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30702,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Uh, yeah I do remember. Aw, they love each other.","text_w_direction":"Uh, yeah I do remember. [reading card] Aw, they love each other.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30703,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, look at that. They sure do. I hadn't noticed.","text_w_direction":"Oh, look at that. They sure do. I hadn't noticed.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30704,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Wow, it smells really good too.","text_w_direction":"Wow, it smells really good too.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30705,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah! It's Roger Federer for men, I sprayed some in there.","text_w_direction":"Yeah! It's Roger Federer for men, I sprayed some in there.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30706,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Andy, whoa! Thank you very much!","text_w_direction":"Andy, whoa! Thank you very much!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30707,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"It's got pheromones in it.","text_w_direction":"It's got pheromones in it.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30708,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jo","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30709,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30710,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jo","text":"Just choosing seats, not getting married. Chop, chop little onion!","text_w_direction":"[to Angela, who's having a hard time deciding on a chair] Just choosing seats, not getting married. Chop, chop little onion!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30711,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Jo, there's books in my chair.","text_w_direction":"Jo, there's books in my chair.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30712,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jo","text":"That's right, darlin', now you're the proud new owner of a Sabre handbook and my autobiography. Now, you all must be in a tizzy. I can see it on your faces, I mean, what's going on now? I mean, who owns Dunder Mifflin? Right? I mean, Sabre? What's that? Some company I've never heard of? Down in Tallahassee? Where is that? Near Mars?","text_w_direction":"That's right, darlin', now you're the proud new owner of a Sabre handbook and my autobiography. Now, you all must be in a tizzy. I can see it on your faces, I mean, what's going on now? I mean, who owns Dunder Mifflin? Right? I mean, Sabre? What's that? Some company I've never heard of? Down in Tallahassee? Where is that? Near Mars?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30713,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, we know. Texas!","text_w_direction":"No, we know. Texas!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30714,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jo","text":"Now Dunder Mifflin has an arm's reach in all these small businesses all over the northeast. Now we're gonna take that arm, and we're gonna start selling printers.","text_w_direction":"Now Dunder Mifflin has an arm's reach in all these small businesses all over the northeast. Now we're gonna take that arm, and we're gonna start selling printers.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30715,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I could manage my way around that.","text_w_direction":"I could manage my way around that.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30716,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jo","text":"They're the easiest-to-use printers on the market.","text_w_direction":"They're the easiest-to-use printers on the market.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30717,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I will try to manage my excitement!","text_w_direction":"I will try to manage my excitement!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30718,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I have been saying the word \"manager\" a lot, so whenever Jo thinks \"manager\" she thinks of me. Camel cigarettes did the same thing with Joe Camel by making him look like a pen1s. I can't even go near a cigarette now without thinking of a pen1s. And vise-versa.","text_w_direction":"I have been saying the word \"manager\" a lot, so whenever Jo thinks \"manager\" she thinks of me. Camel cigarettes did the same thing with Joe Camel by making him look like a pen1s. I can't even go near a cigarette now without thinking of a pen1s. And vise-versa.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30719,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jo","text":"I think that's it. So we're all good! Thanks ya'll.","text_w_direction":"I think that's it. So we're all good! [many employees raise their hands] Thanks ya'll.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30720,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I, uh...","text_w_direction":"[Jo leaves] I, uh...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30721,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh my God.","text_w_direction":"[reading her Valentine's card from Andy] Oh my God.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30722,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"I guess Andy likes me. I never thought of him in that way. But, I guess in most romantic comedies, the guy you're supposed to be with is the one you never thought of in that way. You might have even thought he was annoying or possibly homosexual.","text_w_direction":"I guess Andy likes me. I never thought of him in that way. But, I guess in most romantic comedies, the guy you're supposed to be with is the one you never thought of in that way. You might have even thought he was annoying or possibly homosexual.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30723,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"So, check this out. According to the handbook, you could make more money as a salesman than as a manager. They have all these incentive programs. I ran your numbers from last year.","text_w_direction":"So, check this out. According to the handbook, you could make more money as a salesman than as a manager. They have all these incentive programs. I ran your numbers from last year.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30724,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"This is way more than I make now.","text_w_direction":"This is way more than I make now.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30725,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I don't think I'm gonna miss being manager. You know how some people say they're not in it for the money? Well, with all due respect to this job, I think I'm definitely in it for the money. And quite honestly, the women.","text_w_direction":"I don't think I'm gonna miss being manager. You know how some people say they're not in it for the money? Well, with all due respect to this job, I think I'm definitely in it for the money. And quite honestly, the women.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30726,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, you got a second?","text_w_direction":"Hey, you got a second?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30727,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Sure. You here to tell me that you think I would be a better manager and that you are sorry for being such a jerk?","text_w_direction":"Sure. You here to tell me that you think I would be a better manager and that you are sorry for being such a jerk?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30728,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Actually, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Actually, yeah.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30729,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30730,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Exactly that. I think that you absolutely deserve the manager position more than I do.","text_w_direction":"Exactly that. I think that you absolutely deserve the manager position more than I do.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30731,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What? Really?","text_w_direction":"What? Really?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30732,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30733,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Wow!","text_w_direction":"Wow!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30734,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"La la la, hello Oscar!","text_w_direction":"La la la, hello Oscar!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30735,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Michael. Reading.","text_w_direction":"Michael. Reading.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30736,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What are you reading?","text_w_direction":"What are you reading?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30737,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"The Atlantic.","text_w_direction":"The Atlantic.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30738,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, that is my favorite ocean! I love it! I am so happy right now. No! I can't keep it a secret any longer. Jim is stepping down to salesman, I am going to be the sole manager once again.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that is my favorite ocean! I love it! I am so happy right now. No! I can't keep it a secret any longer. Jim is stepping down to salesman, I am going to be the sole manager once again.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30739,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"I should step into sales myself.","text_w_direction":"I should step into sales myself.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30740,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Why, is there an untapped gay market?","text_w_direction":"Why, is there an untapped gay market?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30741,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Sabre has no caps on commissions. He can make a lot more money in sales.","text_w_direction":"Sabre has no caps on commissions. He can make a lot more money in sales.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30742,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"...Where did you get that information.","text_w_direction":"...Where did you get that information.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30743,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Manual.","text_w_direction":"Manual.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30744,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Manuel who?","text_w_direction":"Manuel who?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30745,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well, according to the manual, there is no cap on commissions. I have been hustled.","text_w_direction":"Well, according to the manual, there is no cap on commissions. I have been hustled.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30746,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Son of a bitch. Pardon me.","text_w_direction":"Son of a bitch. [enters conference room] Pardon me.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30747,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jo","text":"Oh, speak of the devil. We were just talking about you. Have a seat!","text_w_direction":"Oh, speak of the devil. We were just talking about you. Have a seat!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30748,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30749,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jo","text":"Now Jim here is thinking about taking himself out of the running for being manager.","text_w_direction":"Now Jim here is thinking about taking himself out of the running for being manager.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30750,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Really? Aw, that is so sweet of you! But, I cannot accept, because I have been thinking about it, and I think I wanna go back to sales.","text_w_direction":"Really? Aw, that is so sweet of you! But, I cannot accept, because I have been thinking about it, and I think I wanna go back to sales.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30751,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jo","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30752,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Really.","text_w_direction":"Really.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30753,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. You can take the man out of the salesman, but you can't take the sales out of salesman.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. You can take the man out of the salesman, but you can't take the sales out of salesman.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30754,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jo","text":"Well, I think you're both being a little too modest.","text_w_direction":"Well, I think you're both being a little too modest.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30755,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No, I really, really think Michael is better at being manager for so many reasons.","text_w_direction":"No, I really, really think Michael is better at being manager for so many reasons.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30756,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, I think I would be bad. I would sleep in my office, and I would sexually harass people.","text_w_direction":"No, I think I would be bad. I would sleep in my office, and I would sexually harass people.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30757,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Why would you do that?","text_w_direction":"Why would you do that?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30758,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I'm turning myself in right now!","text_w_direction":"I'm turning myself in right now!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30759,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jo","text":"You know, Michael, you have more experience in sales and management, so I'm gonna defer to your judgment.","text_w_direction":"You know, Michael, you have more experience in sales and management, so I'm gonna defer to your judgment.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30760,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30761,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jo","text":"I think you will become the salesman, and congratulations! You're gonna be the new manager of this branch!","text_w_direction":"I think you [to Michael] will become the salesman, and congratulations! [to Jim] You're gonna be the new manager of this branch!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30762,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Great! That's great. Congratulations. Have fun signing my commission checks, boss.","text_w_direction":"Great! That's great. Congratulations. Have fun signing my commission checks, boss.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30763,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, Michael marked his heights. He's grown!","text_w_direction":"[pointing to the window in Michael's office] Oh, Michael marked his heights. He's grown!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30764,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Mm!","text_w_direction":"Mm!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30765,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Bobcat, this is Dragon. Listen. He's been promoted to sole manager. We've got to step this up. Meet me behind the dumpster in ninety seconds. 89... 88...","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Bobcat, this is Dragon. Listen. He's been promoted to sole manager. We've got to step this up. Meet me behind the dumpster in ninety seconds. [hangs up phone] 89... 88...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30766,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"You're twenty minutes late!","text_w_direction":"You're twenty minutes late!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30767,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Um, I was at another dumpster!","text_w_direction":"[walking up] Um, I was at another dumpster!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30768,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Just admit you lost track of time.","text_w_direction":"Just admit you lost track of time.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30769,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Ryan and I have been meeting up to work on our diabolical plot against Jim. Ryan is always late for our meetings. I wish I had a lair.","text_w_direction":"Ryan and I have been meeting up to work on our diabolical plot against Jim. Ryan is always late for our meetings. I wish I had a lair.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30770,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Did you see Saw?","text_w_direction":"Did you see Saw?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30771,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Of course I seesaw. Mose and I seesaw all the time.","text_w_direction":"Of course I seesaw. Mose and I seesaw all the time.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30772,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"No, uh, the movie. Did you see the movie Saw?","text_w_direction":"No, uh, the movie. Did you see the movie Saw?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30773,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, yeah. Great film. Almost as fun as going on a seesaw.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah. Great film. Almost as fun as going on a seesaw.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30774,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Okay, the reason these movies are so popular, is the element of psychological torment.","text_w_direction":"Okay, the reason these movies are so popular, is the element of psychological torment.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30775,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I like where you're going with this. Continue.","text_w_direction":"I like where you're going with this. Continue.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30776,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Could we lure him into an old warehouse or something?","text_w_direction":"Could we lure him into an old warehouse or something?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30777,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I have an old barn!","text_w_direction":"I have an old barn!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30778,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30779,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"It's kinda smelly, but that might be a plus! And then what?","text_w_direction":"It's kinda smelly, but that might be a plus! And then what?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30780,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"We do what they did in Saw! ... I mean, we don't kill him, obviously. I have a mask...","text_w_direction":"We do what they did in Saw! ... I mean, we don't kill him, obviously. I have a mask...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30781,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, that's your idea? Exactly like in the movie!? That is the most idiotic thing I have ever heard in my life!","text_w_direction":"Okay, that's your idea? Exactly like in the movie!? That is the most idiotic thing I have ever heard in my life!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30782,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Well suggest something else then! Don't just...","text_w_direction":"Well suggest something else then! Don't just...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30783,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"He's supposed to cut his leg off? Think!","text_w_direction":"He's supposed to cut his leg off? Think!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30784,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Don't just criticize my idea!","text_w_direction":"Don't just criticize my idea!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30785,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Think!","text_w_direction":"Think!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30786,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"You think of something then!","text_w_direction":"You think of something then!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30787,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Michael, I'm worried that, uh, not all your toys are gonna fit on your new desk.","text_w_direction":"Michael, I'm worried that, uh, not all your toys are gonna fit on your new desk.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30788,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"How is that possible?","text_w_direction":"How is that possible?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30789,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Well, in your old office there were all those ledges and extra space.","text_w_direction":"Well, in your old office there were all those ledges and extra space.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30790,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No excuses Erin, come on! Make it happen.","text_w_direction":"No excuses Erin, come on! Make it happen.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30791,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"You know, I actually think I should get back to work. Jim asked me to do some stuff, and he's manager.","text_w_direction":"You know, I actually think I should get back to work. Jim asked me to do some stuff, and he's manager.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30792,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, yeah. Fine, fine. Leave it here. I have to make some sales anyway. Who should I call with my magic sales fingers? Michael Scott, head of sales.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah. Fine, fine. Leave it here. I have to make some sales anyway. Who should I call with my magic sales fingers? [Michael's phone rings] Michael Scott, head of sales.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30793,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"You gotta do something, man. You can't just sit there.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] You gotta do something, man. You can't just sit there.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30794,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"The new IT guy. Nick.","text_w_direction":"The new IT guy. Nick.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30795,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Nick.","text_w_direction":"Nick.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30796,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I think he is the key. He's very trusting, he's looking for friends, he has been given an awesome amount of power, and does not know how to wield it.","text_w_direction":"I think he is the key. He's very trusting, he's looking for friends, he has been given an awesome amount of power, and does not know how to wield it.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30797,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Like Frodo!","text_w_direction":"Like Frodo!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30798,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Why don't you just let me handle the Tolkien references, okay dumb jock?","text_w_direction":"Why don't you just let me handle the Tolkien references, okay dumb jock?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30799,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Well, I think he can be corrupted. Like Gollum.","text_w_direction":"Well, I think he can be corrupted. Like Gollum.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30800,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Smeagol was corrupted and became Gollum.","text_w_direction":"Smeagol was corrupted and became Gollum.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30801,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I might start a diabolical plot against him after this one.","text_w_direction":"I might start a diabolical plot against him after this one.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30802,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Who's hungry?","text_w_direction":"Who's hungry?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30803,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"What is that?","text_w_direction":"What is that?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30804,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"It's ants on a log. Michael would always have me bring them in at 2","text_w_direction":"It's ants on a log. Michael would always have me bring them in at 2","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30805,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh. I'm fine. Thank you, though.","text_w_direction":"Oh. I'm fine. Thank you, though.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30806,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Do you want me to spin you in your chair and make you dizzy?","text_w_direction":"Do you want me to spin you in your chair and make you dizzy?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30807,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Why would I wanna do that?","text_w_direction":"Why would I wanna do that?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30808,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"It's a thinking technique. All the top executives do it. It keeps the brain moving, and a spinning brain is a working brain.","text_w_direction":"It's a thinking technique. All the top executives do it. It keeps the brain moving, and a spinning brain is a working brain.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30809,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"For now, I'm just gonna go back to work here...","text_w_direction":"For now, I'm just gonna go back to work here...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30810,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Oh sure.","text_w_direction":"Oh sure.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30811,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30812,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Well.","text_w_direction":"Well.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30813,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"It will be a pleasure doing business with you. Thanks, bye. I just got a new account for the gentleman's club in Carbondale. It is called \"Curves.\" I went by there the other day, saw some of the women walking in. Not really my cup of tea. Actually, Kevin, you might like it!","text_w_direction":"[on phone] It will be a pleasure doing business with you. Thanks, bye. [hangs up phone, blows train whistle] I just got a new account for the gentleman's club in Carbondale. It is called \"Curves.\" I went by there the other day, saw some of the women walking in. Not really my cup of tea. Actually, Kevin, you might like it!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30814,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Nice!","text_w_direction":"Nice!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30815,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"You know, we really don't announce out loud our sales that much.","text_w_direction":"You know, we really don't announce out loud our sales that much.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30816,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Why not? It's part of the sales experience.","text_w_direction":"Why not? It's part of the sales experience.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30817,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"It's not really 1992 anymore.","text_w_direction":"It's not really 1992 anymore.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30818,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well, okay...","text_w_direction":"Well, okay...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30819,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"You brighten my day with the sound of your voice, you bring so much laughter and love, you're everything to me, and I was so blessed when God sent you here to me.","text_w_direction":"[reading Andy's card] You brighten my day with the sound of your voice, you bring so much laughter and love, you're everything to me, and I was so blessed when God sent you here to me.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30820,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Geez louise.","text_w_direction":"Geez louise.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30821,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"I know, obsessed with me much?","text_w_direction":"I know, obsessed with me much?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30822,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Well, everyone got one.","text_w_direction":"Well, everyone got one.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30823,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"What did yours say?","text_w_direction":"What did yours say?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30824,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Friends are worth sharing a doghouse with.","text_w_direction":"Friends are worth sharing a doghouse with.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30825,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"It's no wonder that Andy gave Kelly such a romantic card. I can't compete with her. That girl can sing, and dance, and gets all of her clothes at the mall. And I feel like such a fool for thinking that Andy was only going after one girl, cause Andy Bernard is a playboy. And, why shouldn't he be? He's got it all.","text_w_direction":"It's no wonder that Andy gave Kelly such a romantic card. I can't compete with her. That girl can sing, and dance, and gets all of her clothes at the mall. And I feel like such a fool for thinking that Andy was only going after one girl, cause Andy Bernard is a playboy. And, why shouldn't he be? He's got it all.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30826,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Ho-ho. There he is, the IT guy. So you discovered the break room.","text_w_direction":"Ho-ho. There he is, the IT guy. So you discovered the break room.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30827,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Nick","text":"Uh, yep.","text_w_direction":"Uh, yep.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30828,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I imagine one of the best things about being an IT guy is, you get to know everyone's computer passwords.","text_w_direction":"I imagine one of the best things about being an IT guy is, you get to know everyone's computer passwords.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30829,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Nick","text":"No, I actually don't.","text_w_direction":"No, I actually don't.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30830,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Listen, I know you have to say that, but we got a little problem here. There is an employee named Jim Halpert, and he is doing some terrible things, okay? He is molesting people via the internet. And we need to stop him.","text_w_direction":"Listen, I know you have to say that, but we got a little problem here. There is an employee named Jim Halpert, and he is doing some terrible things, okay? He is molesting people via the internet. And we need to stop him.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30831,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Nick","text":"I think that you should call the cops.","text_w_direction":"I think that you should call the cops.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30832,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"No, the cops called us. So I'm gonna need you to give me the password to Jim Halpert's computer.","text_w_direction":"No, the cops called us. So I'm gonna need you to give me the password to Jim Halpert's computer.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30833,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Nick","text":"I don't know what to tell you, man. I'm sorry, I just can't give out his password like that.","text_w_direction":"I don't know what to tell you, man. I'm sorry, I just can't give out his password like that.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30834,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Nick. We could make things very, very difficult for you.","text_w_direction":"Nick. We could make things very, very difficult for you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30835,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Nick","text":"Are you... you threatening me?","text_w_direction":"Are you... you threatening me?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30836,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Threatening you? No.","text_w_direction":"Threatening you? No. [tries to crush an aluminum can, Dwight crushes an apple]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30837,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What is that smell? Do you smell that? What is that? Like a sulfur deposit under here?","text_w_direction":"What is that smell? Do you smell that? What is that? Like a sulfur deposit under here?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30838,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, stop.","text_w_direction":"Michael, stop.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30839,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, I'm serious, we don't have to put up... Is it the dogs?","text_w_direction":"No, I'm serious, we don't have to put up... Is it the dogs?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30840,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Michael...","text_w_direction":"Michael...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30841,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You know what, we don't have to deal with this. I am going to Google sulfur maps.","text_w_direction":"You know what, we don't have to deal with this. I am going to Google sulfur maps.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30842,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael, it's Phyllis.","text_w_direction":"Michael, it's Phyllis.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30843,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, this is geological.","text_w_direction":"No, this is geological.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30844,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"I sent an email out to everyone in this area that this might be a side effect to my new allergy medication I'm on.","text_w_direction":"I sent an email out to everyone in this area that this might be a side effect to my new allergy medication I'm on.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30845,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Are you kidding me?","text_w_direction":"Are you kidding me?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30846,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30847,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"And you guys are okay with this?","text_w_direction":"And you guys are okay with this?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30848,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"She sent an email, so.","text_w_direction":"She sent an email, so.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30849,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"I did.","text_w_direction":"I did.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30850,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"It's not cause of the smell. I'm just expecting a nosebleed.","text_w_direction":"[has two tissues in his nostrils] It's not cause of the smell. I'm just expecting a nosebleed.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30851,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh my God.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30852,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh! You scared me!","text_w_direction":"Oh! You scared me!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30853,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I'm sorry, I thought you saw me.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, I thought you saw me.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30854,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"I didn't see you. And you were there all along. Well, I warmed it up for you so, should be good to go.","text_w_direction":"I didn't see you. And you were there all along. [takes papers out of copy machine] Well, I warmed it up for you so, should be good to go.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30855,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Cool, thanks.","text_w_direction":"Cool, thanks.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30856,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Bye, Andy.","text_w_direction":"Bye, Andy. [kisses his cheek]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30857,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"...That was weird.","text_w_direction":"...That was weird.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30858,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"No it ain't. We all saw the Valentine you gave her.","text_w_direction":"No it ain't. We all saw the Valentine you gave her.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30859,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I don't even know what that card said.","text_w_direction":"I don't even know what that card said.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30860,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Believe me, if I got that card? We'd be in the bathroom doin' it right... now.","text_w_direction":"Believe me, if I got that card? We'd be in the bathroom doin' it right... now.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30861,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30862,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30863,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You know, it's funny. I used to stand in here and wish I was out there. Now I'm out there, and I wish I was in here.","text_w_direction":"You know, it's funny. I used to stand in here and wish I was out there. Now I'm out there, and I wish I was in here.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30864,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Well, the grass is always greener.","text_w_direction":"Well, the grass is always greener.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30865,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. Except there's no grass out there. It's just a farty dirt patch.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Except there's no grass out there. It's just a farty dirt patch.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30866,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Well, it's what you wanted.","text_w_direction":"Well, it's what you wanted.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30867,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I really need my job back. We made a terrible mistake here.","text_w_direction":"I really need my job back. We made a terrible mistake here.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30868,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"For the record, I fought this. Alright? And now, I'm not really sure what we do.","text_w_direction":"For the record, I fought this. Alright? And now, I'm not really sure what we do.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30869,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"We make a poster that says \"Happy Opposite Day!\" and she sees it on the way out... Nah, that's stupid. Ugh! I wish we had one of those amnesia flashlights from Men in Black.","text_w_direction":"We make a poster that says \"Happy Opposite Day!\" and she sees it on the way out... Nah, that's stupid. Ugh! I wish we had one of those amnesia flashlights from Men in Black.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30870,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, what was that movie where their boss was within earshot and they could've just gone and talked to her.","text_w_direction":"Hey, what was that movie where their boss was within earshot and they could've just gone and talked to her.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30871,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Lethal Weapon?","text_w_direction":"Lethal Weapon?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30872,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"That's it. I think we should do it the Lethal Weapon way.","text_w_direction":"That's it. I think we should do it the Lethal Weapon way.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30873,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jo","text":"You two are grown-ass men. What do I have to do, fire you and get two people in here who don't need so much management?","text_w_direction":"You two are grown-ass men. What do I have to do, fire you and get two people in here who don't need so much management?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30874,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What? What I'm saying...","text_w_direction":"What? What I'm saying...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30875,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Michael's saying he's better at being manager, and I agree, cause he's a better people person, weirdly.","text_w_direction":"Michael's saying he's better at being manager, and I agree, cause he's a better people person, weirdly.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30876,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"And weirdly I'm a good dog person, right guys? See? They love me.","text_w_direction":"And weirdly I'm a good dog person, right guys? [dogs go to him] See? They love me.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30877,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jo","text":"Fine. I don't care which one of you does which job, just stop meeting with me to talk about it.","text_w_direction":"Fine. I don't care which one of you does which job, just stop meeting with me to talk about it.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30878,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30879,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Alright!","text_w_direction":"Alright!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30880,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jo","text":"Oh, I gotta take this. Yep. Uh, finish walking my dogs for me. And don't ride 'em. Lotta people try to ride 'em.","text_w_direction":"[cell phone rings] Oh, I gotta take this. Yep. Uh, finish walking my dogs for me. And don't ride 'em. Lotta people try to ride 'em.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30881,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Excuse me? Everyone? Please check your emails, I just sent you the following message","text_w_direction":"[Erin leaves room] Excuse me? Everyone? Please check your emails, I just sent you the following message[/b]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30882,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"You don't even like us as friends?","text_w_direction":"You don't even like us as friends?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30883,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Phyllis, you guys are like my closest friends. I just mean I don't like-like you.","text_w_direction":"Phyllis, you guys are like my closest friends. I just mean I don't like-like you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30884,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"What are we, five?","text_w_direction":"What are we, five?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30885,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"\"Please don't read into this card. Yours in professionalism, Nard dog.\"","text_w_direction":"\"Please don't read into this card. Yours in professionalism, Nard dog.\"","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30886,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Um, why did I just receive a mass email from you that said that you don't like me? Do you realize how hard that makes me like you, Andy?","text_w_direction":"[entering with Erin] Um, why did I just receive a mass email from you that said that you don't like me? Do you realize how hard that makes me like you, Andy?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30887,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"It's n-- that wasn't... I like someone else.","text_w_direction":"It's n-- that wasn't... I like someone else.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30888,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Who?","text_w_direction":"Who?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30889,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"It's not... Whether or not, you...","text_w_direction":"It's not... Whether or not, you...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30890,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Who, what?","text_w_direction":"Who, what?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30891,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah, I guess Andy never liked Kelly. How about that?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I guess Andy never liked Kelly. How about that?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30892,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, it smells good in here.","text_w_direction":"Oh, it smells good in here.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30893,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Sure does! Okay, we have your space heater, your humidifier, your dehumidifier, your fan, your foot fan, and your food dehydrator.","text_w_direction":"Sure does! Okay, we have your space heater, your humidifier, your dehumidifier, your fan, your foot fan, and your food dehydrator.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30894,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Erin, what about my keyboard? Aw, so good to be home. How about a little Bosa Nova?","text_w_direction":"Erin, what about my keyboard? [Erin hits a button on an electronic keyboard, playing a beat] Aw, so good to be home. How about a little Bosa Nova?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30895,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh! [hits another key, they awkwardly dance together]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30896,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"He looks happy.","text_w_direction":"[gesturing to Michael dancing in his office] He looks happy.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30897,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30898,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, well, well. Hm. Boss for, what was it? Oh, four and a half hours? New record. Low. Previous record? Henry Rosston. Boss for nine years, four months. And he only left because he had family matters to attend to and he what? Michael!","text_w_direction":"Well, well, well. Hm. Boss for, what was it? Oh, four and a half hours? New record. Low. Previous record? Henry Rosston. Boss for nine years, four months. And he only left because he had family matters to attend to and he [Jim dunks Dwight's tie in his coffee cup, Pam smiles] what? Michael!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30899,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I can't help but think that something we did made this possible.","text_w_direction":"[entering elevator with Ryan] I can't help but think that something we did made this possible.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30900,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Jim dug his own grave, but maybe we provided the shovel.","text_w_direction":"Jim dug his own grave, but maybe we provided the shovel.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30901,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh temp, I like that. I'm going to engrave that into a piece of wood. Care to celebrate with a drink?","text_w_direction":"Oh temp, I like that. I'm going to engrave that into a piece of wood. Care to celebrate with a drink?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30902,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"I would love to. Why not?","text_w_direction":"I would love to. [elevator doors close, then reopen in the lobby] Why not?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30903,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Because! Martini bars are pretentious. No thank you.","text_w_direction":"Because! Martini bars are pretentious. No thank you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30904,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Well, I'm sorry that I don't want farm boy swill like you do, you know.","text_w_direction":"Well, I'm sorry that I don't want farm boy swill like you do, you know.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30905,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"It is not \"farm boy swill,\" I will show you. It is beet Vodka and it is delicious.","text_w_direction":"It is not \"farm boy swill,\" I will show you. It is beet Vodka and it is delicious.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30906,"season":6,"episode":16,"episode_name":"The Manager and the Salesman","director":"Marc Webb","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"I am not interested in anything I have to make myself!","text_w_direction":"I am not interested in anything I have to make myself!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1670,"air_date":"2010-02-11"}
{"index":30907,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"I just wanted to check and see if there's anything you needed before I went on my maternity leave... Yeah, I'm pregnant... Great, well, I'll write up the order. Okay, thanks.","text_w_direction":"[on the phone with a client] I just wanted to check and see if there's anything you needed before I went on my maternity leave... Yeah, I'm pregnant... Great, well, I'll write up the order. Okay, thanks.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30908,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait a minute! You can't do that. You cannot exploit your baby for sales.","text_w_direction":"Wait a minute! You can't do that. You cannot exploit your baby for sales.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30909,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, did I tell you we were going to have a baby? Oh, thank you very much. I'm excited. Oh, definitely.","text_w_direction":"[on the phone] Hey, did I tell you we were going to have a baby? Oh, thank you very much. I'm excited. Oh, definitely.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30910,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"No, no! You need to come by your sales honorably!","text_w_direction":"No, no! You need to come by your sales honorably!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30911,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"There is nothing dishonorable about talking about your life. People like it.","text_w_direction":"There is nothing dishonorable about talking about your life. People like it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30912,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey there. Dwight Schrute here. Listen, uh, would you be interested in restocking on paper? ... Yeah, I could sure use the money. My cousin, uh, came down with a case of that nasty new goat fungus. Oh, it's just horrific. The doctor says he'd never seen it beard so quickly. Okay.","text_w_direction":"[on the phone with a client] Hey there. Dwight Schrute here. Listen, uh, would you be interested in restocking on paper? ... Yeah, I could sure use the money. My cousin, uh, came down with a case of that nasty new goat fungus. Oh, it's just horrific. The doctor says he'd never seen it beard so quickly. Okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30913,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"I need a baby. I'll never outsell Jim and Pam without one. Also, I've been noticing a gaping hole in my life. Sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd.","text_w_direction":"I need a baby. I'll never outsell Jim and Pam without one. Also, I've been noticing a gaping hole in my life. Sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30914,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Kevin, you're such a gourmand.","text_w_direction":"Kevin, you're such a gourmand.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30915,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"I cooked my way through Julia Childs' cookbook, and now, I'm halfway through the Twilight cookbook. Last night, I had Edward's corn flake chicken.","text_w_direction":"I cooked my way through Julia Childs' cookbook, and now, I'm halfway through the Twilight cookbook. Last night, I had Edward's corn flake chicken.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30916,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Hmm.","text_w_direction":"Hmm.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30917,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Pregnant Pam and I, we get hungry at the same times, so we've been eating together a lot. Not all meals. Just second breakfast, lunch, second lunch, and first dinner.","text_w_direction":"Pregnant Pam and I, we get hungry at the same times, so we've been eating together a lot. Not all meals. Just second breakfast, lunch, second lunch, and first dinner.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30918,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"I thought that maybe we should do something special for early dinner. One last ultra feast.","text_w_direction":"I thought that maybe we should do something special for early dinner. One last ultra feast.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30919,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Mmmm, that sounds great. What are you thinking?","text_w_direction":"Mmmm, that sounds great. What are you thinking?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30920,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"I think it should be a surprise.","text_w_direction":"I think it should be a surprise.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30921,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Meredith","text":"Oh, getting there, huh?","text_w_direction":"[After Pam has a contraction] Oh, getting there, huh?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30922,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"No, no. I still have time.","text_w_direction":"No, no. I still have time.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30923,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"I'm having contractions, but they're irregular and far apart. So I'm not really in labor, I'm near labor.","text_w_direction":"I'm having contractions, but they're irregular and far apart. So I'm not really in labor, I'm near labor.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30924,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, we're slow-playing it because of our stupid HMO.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, we're slow-playing it because of our stupid HMO.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30925,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"If we check in after midnight, I get an extra day to recuperate surrounded by doctors.","text_w_direction":"If we check in after midnight, I get an extra day to recuperate surrounded by doctors.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30926,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Not to mention the extra night's sleep in the hospital will be very nice because once we bring the baby home, if it's crying all night, one of us is going to have to take care of it. And I do not plan on helping unless it's a boy.","text_w_direction":"Not to mention the extra night's sleep in the hospital will be very nice because once we bring the baby home, if it's crying all night, one of us is going to have to take care of it. And I do not plan on helping unless it's a boy.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30927,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"I cannot wait for that joke to be over.","text_w_direction":"I cannot wait for that joke to be over.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30928,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Ooh.","text_w_direction":"Ooh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30929,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, oh, oh! Contraption! She's contrapting! Okay, you know what? I think I should drive you guys to the hospital, and here is why. I am a licensed, classy driver in the state of Pennsylvania. I gassed up the car...","text_w_direction":"Oh, oh, oh! Contraption! She's contrapting! Okay, you know what? I think I should drive you guys to the hospital, and here is why. I am a licensed, classy driver in the state of Pennsylvania. I gassed up the car...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30930,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30931,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Actually, I put diesel in this time, trying to save some money.","text_w_direction":"Actually, I put diesel in this time, trying to save some money.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30932,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Michael, you shouldn't have done that.","text_w_direction":"Michael, you shouldn't have done that.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30933,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Happy to do it. Also, I did a heck of a job baby-proofing this office.","text_w_direction":"Happy to do it. Also, I did a heck of a job baby-proofing this office.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30934,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"You know the baby's not going to live here, right?","text_w_direction":"You know the baby's not going to live here, right?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30935,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Well, the baby was conceived here, so might as well live here a little bit, too.","text_w_direction":"Well, the baby was conceived here, so might as well live here a little bit, too.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30936,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Hmm, that logic's air-tight, but unfortunately it wasn't conceived here. Burning man, port-o-potty.","text_w_direction":"Hmm, that logic's air-tight, but unfortunately it wasn't conceived here. Burning man, port-o-potty.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30937,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, yuck! TMI! How was it? I don't want to know. Tell me later. Let's go! Let's go! Hospital!","text_w_direction":"Oh, yuck! TMI! How was it? I don't want to know. Tell me later. Let's go! Let's go! Hospital!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30938,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, okay, we're not going to the hospital. We are waiting until midnight.","text_w_direction":"Okay, okay, we're not going to the hospital. We are waiting until midnight.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30939,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Ooh, spooky. But why?","text_w_direction":"Ooh, spooky. But why?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30940,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Because the insurance company only covers two nights.","text_w_direction":"Because the insurance company only covers two nights.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30941,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Everything's fine. We have plenty of time.","text_w_direction":"Everything's fine. We have plenty of time.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30942,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Nick","text":"Well, you don't want to wait too long, Pam. Otherwise the baby's going to become a teenager in there and you'll be up all night, from the rock music.","text_w_direction":"Well, you don't want to wait too long, Pam. Otherwise the baby's going to become a teenager in there and you'll be up all night, from the rock music.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30943,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Shut up, Nick. What a weird thing to say. Weird I.T. nerd. Don't get revenge on me, nerd.","text_w_direction":"Shut up, Nick. What a weird thing to say. Weird I.T. nerd. Don't get revenge on me, nerd.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30944,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"What are you looking at?","text_w_direction":"[as Nick looks over at her] What are you looking at?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30945,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Ha, nerd.","text_w_direction":"Ha, nerd.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30946,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Kelly","text":"Did you know that labor can last weeks? Then they take your insides out and they just plop them on a table, and sometimes epidurals don't work, and you can poop yourself.","text_w_direction":"Did you know that labor can last weeks? Then they take your insides out and they just plop them on a table, and sometimes epidurals don't work, and you can poop yourself.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30947,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Bare my child.","text_w_direction":"[with Angela in the break room] Bare my child.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30948,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"Excuse me?","text_w_direction":"Excuse me?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30949,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"I want to have a child for business reasons and I want you to be the mother. If you agree, say nothing. If you disagree, say anything... Very well. Let's meet at 4","text_w_direction":"I want to have a child for business reasons and I want you to be the mother. If you agree, say nothing. If you disagree, say anything... Very well. Let's meet at 4","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30950,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"That's seven minutes. Here we go. This is happening. Come on.","text_w_direction":"[after Pam has another contraction] That's seven minutes. Here we go. This is happening. Come on.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30951,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Hold on, hold on. It isn't midnight yet.","text_w_direction":"Hold on, hold on. It isn't midnight yet.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30952,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Are you serious? Pam.","text_w_direction":"Are you serious? Pam.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30953,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"No, the doctor said every five to seven minutes.","text_w_direction":"No, the doctor said every five to seven minutes.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30954,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"I... Pam, please.","text_w_direction":"I... Pam, please.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30955,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"I'm going to be okay, we should really try to make it until midnight.","text_w_direction":"I'm going to be okay, we should really try to make it until midnight.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30956,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, no, you really should. Because if your baby's born tomorrow, he's going to have the same birthday as Butt-mud Brooks. My old roommate.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, no, you really should. Because if your baby's born tomorrow, he's going to have the same birthday as Butt-mud Brooks. My old roommate.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30957,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Did you hear that? Butt-mud Brooks.","text_w_direction":"Did you hear that? Butt-mud Brooks.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30958,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, but we are leaving at five minutes apart.","text_w_direction":"Okay, but we are leaving at five minutes apart.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30959,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Five minutes apart.","text_w_direction":"Five minutes apart.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30960,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"So, the plan was seven minutes. But we're calling an audible, because that's her call. Because she's the quarterback. I'm just the left tackle who happened to get her pregnant.","text_w_direction":"So, the plan was seven minutes. But we're calling an audible, because that's her call. Because she's the quarterback. I'm just the left tackle who happened to get her pregnant.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30961,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, stop watching me.","text_w_direction":"Okay, stop watching me.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30962,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, crazy. I think I have some better things to do with my day than worry about you, like sell printers.","text_w_direction":"Okay, crazy. I think I have some better things to do with my day than worry about you, like sell printers.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30963,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30964,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Well not until Friday 20% off toner cartridges, that's a big deal. While we're on the subject, why don't I just run you down to the hospital and we'll just do a quick check?","text_w_direction":"Well not until Friday 20% off toner cartridges, that's a big deal. While we're on the subject, why don't I just run you down to the hospital and we'll just do a quick check?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30965,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Not until midnight.","text_w_direction":"Not until midnight.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30966,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Guys. Word of advice. Speaking as a former baby. Don't get too hung up on baby names. I was named Walter Jr. after my father until I was about six or so, when my parents changed their minds.","text_w_direction":"Guys. Word of advice. Speaking as a former baby. Don't get too hung up on baby names. I was named Walter Jr. after my father until I was about six or so, when my parents changed their minds.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30967,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"I thought you said your younger brother was named Walter Jr.","text_w_direction":"I thought you said your younger brother was named Walter Jr.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30968,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"My brother was born, and my parents felt he better exemplified the Walter Jr. name, so they gave it to him. I was given Andrew, which they got out of a baby name book.","text_w_direction":"My brother was born, and my parents felt he better exemplified the Walter Jr. name, so they gave it to him. I was given Andrew, which they got out of a baby name book.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30969,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"You know, it's getting real crowded in here. Maybe you guys should all go back to work because the day's not out yet.","text_w_direction":"You know, it's getting real crowded in here. Maybe you guys should all go back to work because the day's not out yet.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30970,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no, no, no. You know what? You can't tell us what to do because you are not co-manager anymore.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no, no. You know what? You can't tell us what to do because you are not co-manager anymore.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30971,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, I feel like this noise is going to prevent Pam from being able to listen to her body's signals.","text_w_direction":"[as Andy and Kevin shout \"yeah!\" in response to Michael] Okay, I feel like this noise is going to prevent Pam from being able to listen to her body's signals.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30972,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Actually, the distractions are good. I mean, I don't think I'm going to make it until midnight if I'm just sitting here thinking about it.","text_w_direction":"Actually, the distractions are good. I mean, I don't think I'm going to make it until midnight if I'm just sitting here thinking about it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30973,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Distractions are good! That means conference room, five minutes! No, no, five seconds! Right now, right now! Conference room! Topic, potpourri! Let's go!","text_w_direction":"Distractions are good! That means conference room, five minutes! No, no, five seconds! Right now, right now! Conference room! Topic, potpourri! Let's go!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30974,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Um, I am sort of a master of distraction. When I was a kid, my mom received compliments left and right from my teachers on how I was always able to distract others in class. Try to think, what were the first thirteen colonies? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Um, I am sort of a master of distraction. When I was a kid, my mom received compliments left and right from my teachers on how I was always able to distract others in class. Try to think, what were the first thirteen colonies? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. [Michael covers his mouth and makes fart noises.]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30975,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"The purpose for this meeting is to take Pam's mind off of what's going on inside of her body.","text_w_direction":"The purpose for this meeting is to take Pam's mind off of what's going on inside of her body.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30976,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Can we do sleight of hand tricks?","text_w_direction":"Can we do sleight of hand tricks?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30977,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"I will allow that.","text_w_direction":"I will allow that.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30978,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Yes! Can anyone do those?","text_w_direction":"Yes! Can anyone do those?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30979,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Stanley","text":"I'm going to go look at the Internet.","text_w_direction":"I'm going to go look at the Internet.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30980,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Oh! Oh, alright. That's a good one.","text_w_direction":"[as Pam has another contraction] Oh! Oh, alright. That's a good one.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30981,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, okay, uh, sorry, guys. Just, um, keep talking.","text_w_direction":"Oh, okay, uh, sorry, guys. Just, um, keep talking.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30982,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30983,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh my God, Pam, you are a woman warrior.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, Pam, you are a woman warrior.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30984,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, thanks, Kelly.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thanks, Kelly.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30985,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Does anybody have anything? Anything interesting, any hobbies, uh, special skills?","text_w_direction":"Does anybody have anything? Anything interesting, any hobbies, uh, special skills?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30986,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Yes, this is the only time I'm ever going to make this request.","text_w_direction":"Yes, this is the only time I'm ever going to make this request.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30987,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, Phyl?","text_w_direction":"Yes, Phyl?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30988,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"I can put on lipstick the way Molly Ringwald does in The Breakfast Club.","text_w_direction":"I can put on lipstick the way Molly Ringwald does in The Breakfast Club.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30989,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Nope, nope, I don't think anybody wants to see that.","text_w_direction":"[ as Pam shakes her head] Nope, nope, I don't think anybody wants to see that.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30990,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"I can do the evolution of dance-dance.","text_w_direction":"I can do the evolution of dance-dance.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30991,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"That sounds good! Do you need some music, or...? Okay.","text_w_direction":"[as Pam gives the thumbs up] That sounds good! Do you need some music, or...? Okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30992,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Nope, actually music would just throw me off. I need complete silence. Okay... You're clapping. I need complete silence. Totally threw me off, so I'm going to have to start over. Evolution of dance-dance.","text_w_direction":"Nope, actually music would just throw me off. I need complete silence. Okay... [Pam begins to clap as Andy dances] You're clapping. I need complete silence. Totally threw me off, so I'm going to have to start over. Evolution of dance-dance.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30993,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"\"You let me in your bed. But now, I sleep alone. Trapped with the forgotten in my detritus home.\"","text_w_direction":"[reading from a book as Kelly admires] \"You let me in your bed. But now, I sleep alone. Trapped with the forgotten in my detritus home.\"","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30994,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Affirmed. Seattle Slew. Secretariat. Citation. Assault. Count Fleet. Rollaway. War Admiral. Omaha. Gallant Fox... And... I know this. Uh... The jockey was Johnny Loftus. Sired by Star Shoot.","text_w_direction":"[naming race horses] Affirmed. Seattle Slew. Secretariat. Citation. Assault. Count Fleet. Rollaway. War Admiral. Omaha. Gallant Fox... And... I know this. Uh... The jockey was Johnny Loftus. Sired by Star Shoot.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30995,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"Good afternoon.","text_w_direction":"Good afternoon.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30996,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Have a seat.","text_w_direction":"Have a seat.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30997,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"What is this?","text_w_direction":"What is this?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30998,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Before we conceive a child, uh, it is important that we bang out a parenting contract.","text_w_direction":"Before we conceive a child, uh, it is important that we bang out a parenting contract.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":30999,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"Of course.","text_w_direction":"Of course.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31000,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"It's been a long time since we've come down here separately.","text_w_direction":"It's been a long time since we've come down here separately.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31001,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"You know I was thinking...","text_w_direction":"You know I was thinking...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31002,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Now, then. Let's get to it, shall we? Item one","text_w_direction":"Now, then. Let's get to it, shall we? Item one[/b]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31003,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"Agreed.","text_w_direction":"Agreed.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31004,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Where are we? We have every six minutes, ladies and gentlemen. Another seventy five contractions and you are going to be there.","text_w_direction":"[as Pam has another contraction] Where are we? We have every six minutes, ladies and gentlemen. Another seventy five contractions and you are going to be there.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31005,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"For the love of God, Pam, do it for ultra feast!","text_w_direction":"For the love of God, Pam, do it for ultra feast!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31006,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, you know what? I'm going to go give, uh, doctor Asmani a quick call. He'd probably know...","text_w_direction":"Okay, you know what? I'm going to go give, uh, doctor Asmani a quick call. He'd probably know...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31007,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Jim, please. Happy thoughts here. Happy times.","text_w_direction":"Jim, please. Happy thoughts here. Happy times.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31008,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, happy times. Come on. Let's have happy times.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, happy times. Come on. Let's have happy times.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31009,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31010,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Jim, as a matter of fact, I have printed out ten ways to induce labor. And I'm thinking we just do the opposite of those things and we can slow down your labor. Erin, read the first one.","text_w_direction":"Jim, as a matter of fact, I have printed out ten ways to induce labor. And I'm thinking we just do the opposite of those things and we can slow down your labor. Erin, read the first one.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31011,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Um, stimulate the nipples.","text_w_direction":"Um, stimulate the nipples.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31012,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, nobody touch Pam's nipples. Think of Pam's nipples as Toby's grundle.","text_w_direction":"Okay, nobody touch Pam's nipples. Think of Pam's nipples as Toby's grundle.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31013,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Her shirt is touching them. Maybe we should cut holes in her shirt.","text_w_direction":"Her shirt is touching them. Maybe we should cut holes in her shirt.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31014,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Meredith","text":"I have a shirt like that in my car.","text_w_direction":"I have a shirt like that in my car.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31015,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, yeah, why don't you go get it?","text_w_direction":"Okay, yeah, why don't you go get it?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31016,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Okay, uh, the second one is walk around. We're already doing the opposite of that. Perfect. Okay, number three, eat spicy foods.","text_w_direction":"Okay, uh, the second one is walk around. We're already doing the opposite of that. Perfect. Okay, number three, eat spicy foods.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31017,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, the opposite of that?","text_w_direction":"Okay, the opposite of that?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31018,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Stick spicy food up her butt.","text_w_direction":"Stick spicy food up her butt.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31019,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Nope, nope, nope, nope. Come on, let's go to the hospital. Pam, let's go to the hospital right now.","text_w_direction":"Nope, nope, nope, nope. Come on, let's go to the hospital. Pam, let's go to the hospital right now.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31020,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Jim, Jim, honey, I love you, but you're really distracting me from my distractions.","text_w_direction":"Jim, Jim, honey, I love you, but you're really distracting me from my distractions.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31021,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Mm-hmm. Okay, great. Well, sorry.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm. Okay, great. Well, sorry.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31022,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Why don't you go do some work?","text_w_direction":"Why don't you go do some work?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31023,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Great. I will do that. Sorry, Pam, I just feel a little bit frazzled. And you know how very rarely I use that word. Frazzled.","text_w_direction":"Great. I will do that. Sorry, Pam, I just feel a little bit frazzled. And you know how very rarely I use that word. Frazzled.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31024,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"I know, you don't like to be frazzled.","text_w_direction":"I know, you don't like to be frazzled.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31025,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"No, I don't.","text_w_direction":"No, I don't.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31026,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31027,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, and by the way, hate that you're helping her with this right now. Totally.","text_w_direction":"Oh, and by the way, hate that you're helping her with this right now. Totally.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31028,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Ooh, someone's freakin'.","text_w_direction":"Ooh, someone's freakin'.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31029,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"A little frazzled.","text_w_direction":"A little frazzled.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31030,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"I think he is.","text_w_direction":"I think he is.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31031,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"I know Pam better than anyone in this office, and obviously she's gone crazy, but everybody wants to say that I'm crazy. But I'm not crazy, she's crazy. I'm not crazy, she's crazy. Five to seven minutes. Five to seven minutes. Six minutes. Different, but not really. Five to seven minutes.","text_w_direction":"I know Pam better than anyone in this office, and obviously she's gone crazy, but everybody wants to say that I'm crazy. But I'm not crazy, she's crazy. I'm not crazy, she's crazy. [reading from various books] Five to seven minutes. Five to seven minutes. Six minutes. Different, but not really. Five to seven minutes.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31032,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Acceptable names include and are limited to","text_w_direction":"Acceptable names include and are limited to[/b]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31033,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"Jedediah.","text_w_direction":"Jedediah.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31034,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Jonas.","text_w_direction":"Jonas.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31035,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"Jedediah.","text_w_direction":"Jedediah.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31036,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Warf.","text_w_direction":"Warf.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31037,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"No Star Trek names.","text_w_direction":"No Star Trek names.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31038,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay. Fine.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Fine.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31039,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"What if it's a girl?","text_w_direction":"What if it's a girl?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31040,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Irrelevant question. Section 5A, child shall be male.","text_w_direction":"Irrelevant question. Section 5A, child shall be male.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31041,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"Hey. Uh-uh. I cannot control that. You can't put that in here.","text_w_direction":"Hey. Uh-uh. I cannot control that. You can't put that in here.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31042,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes you can.","text_w_direction":"Yes you can.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31043,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31044,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"It's as simple as keeping the womb extremely warm for two days after s*x, and then extremely cold for five months.","text_w_direction":"It's as simple as keeping the womb extremely warm for two days after s*x, and then extremely cold for five months.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31045,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"Absolutely not.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely not.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31046,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"[Pam approaches as he sits in his car] Hey.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31047,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Hey. I'm not going to get in the car, because I know if I do you'll try to drive me to the hospital.","text_w_direction":"Hey. I'm not going to get in the car, because I know if I do you'll try to drive me to the hospital.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31048,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Ah, you know me too well.","text_w_direction":"Ah, you know me too well.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31049,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, Jim.","text_w_direction":"Okay, Jim.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31050,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah? ... Oh.","text_w_direction":"Yeah? ... Oh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31051,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Everything is fine. You don't have to worry. Try not to think about it. She's not coming out for a while, okay?","text_w_direction":"Everything is fine. You don't have to worry. Try not to think about it. She's not coming out for a while, okay?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31052,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Did you say \"she?\"","text_w_direction":"Did you say \"she?\"","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31053,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"I called the doctor like a week ago. I couldn't wait... Oh, God, don't be mad.","text_w_direction":"I called the doctor like a week ago. I couldn't wait... Oh, God, don't be mad.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31054,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Mad? How could I be mad? We're having a little girl.","text_w_direction":"Mad? How could I be mad? We're having a little girl.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31055,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31056,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Wow, we're having a little girl. Oh, man.","text_w_direction":"Wow, we're having a little girl. Oh, man.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31057,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31058,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Woo, alright. Well, I definitely feel better.","text_w_direction":"Woo, alright. Well, I definitely feel better.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31059,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Good.","text_w_direction":"Good.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31060,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31061,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31062,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Alright... Hey, did you change?","text_w_direction":"Alright... Hey, did you change?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31063,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, yeah, my water broke.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah, my water broke.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31064,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Oh. Oh...","text_w_direction":"Oh. Oh...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31065,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, whoa. Ha. Wow.","text_w_direction":"[enters the office and has another contraction] Oh, whoa. Ha. Wow.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31066,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Pam, Pam! Okay, alright, okay, it's time. Time to go to the hospital. Somebody get Jim, please! Is it midnight yet?","text_w_direction":"Pam, Pam! Okay, alright, okay, it's time. Time to go to the hospital. Somebody get Jim, please! Is it midnight yet?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31067,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"No, it's 4","text_w_direction":"No, it's 4","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31068,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"4","text_w_direction":"4","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31069,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"No, not yet, Michael.","text_w_direction":"No, not yet, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31070,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"We can do...","text_w_direction":"We can do...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31071,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, wow, it's almost time for ultra feast! Where's Kevin?","text_w_direction":"Oh, wow, it's almost time for ultra feast! Where's Kevin?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31072,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Oh. What? You want to eat cat food with Kevin and not go to the hospital?","text_w_direction":"Oh. What? You want to eat cat food with Kevin and not go to the hospital?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31073,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Oscar","text":"That's fancy feast. Ultra feast is something they made up so they can pig out together in the name of ceremony.","text_w_direction":"That's fancy feast. Ultra feast is something they made up so they can pig out together in the name of ceremony.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31074,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"What is October feast?","text_w_direction":"What is October feast?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31075,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"There is no rush to get to the hospital. I am fine. I'll get there. And if I don't get there, I don't get there.","text_w_direction":"There is no rush to get to the hospital. I am fine. I'll get there. And if I don't get there, I don't get there.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31076,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Our ultra feast menu's theme","text_w_direction":"Our ultra feast menu's theme[/b]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31077,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Mm-hmm. Yes, I'm fine. Um, yeah, the doctor said it's still considered a minor contraction as long as I can talk through it.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm. Yes, I'm fine. Um, yeah, the doctor said it's still considered a minor contraction as long as I can talk through it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31078,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, okay, Jim. I think this feast is over and it's time to go to the hospital.","text_w_direction":"Okay, okay, Jim. I think this feast is over and it's time to go to the hospital.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31079,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Alright. Time to go. Okay.","text_w_direction":"Alright. Time to go. Okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31080,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"That's right, let's do this.","text_w_direction":"That's right, let's do this.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31081,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Let's give it a shot.","text_w_direction":"Let's give it a shot.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31082,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Nope. No, no, that's better. That wasn't even the worst of them. I'm fine.","text_w_direction":"Nope. No, no, that's better. That wasn't even the worst of them. I'm fine.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31083,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, come on. Let's go to the hospital.","text_w_direction":"Hey, come on. Let's go to the hospital.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31084,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"They're not that bad still, babe.","text_w_direction":"They're not that bad still, babe.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31085,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Pam, Pam, it's time. Let's go to the hospital.","text_w_direction":"Pam, Pam, it's time. Let's go to the hospital.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31086,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"No, it's passing, it's fine. It's okay.","text_w_direction":"No, it's passing, it's fine. It's okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31087,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Come on, Michael says we should go now.","text_w_direction":"Come on, Michael says we should go now.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31088,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Let's go, Pam. Yeah, I think we should head out.","text_w_direction":"Let's go, Pam. Yeah, I think we should head out.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31089,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"No, it's passing, it's fine.","text_w_direction":"No, it's passing, it's fine.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31090,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Pam.","text_w_direction":"Pam.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31091,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Ah, no, it passed. It's good.","text_w_direction":"Ah, no, it passed. It's good.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31092,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"You know what? Let's go. We got to go to the hospital.","text_w_direction":"You know what? Let's go. We got to go to the hospital.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31093,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, I'm not going. I'm not... It's fine. Okay, come on, come on. No! I am not going! I am not going, okay!? I'm not going today because I can't do it, I don't think I can do it.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I'm not going. I'm not... It's fine. [Jim, Michael and Kevin try to help her up] Okay, come on, come on. No! I am not going! I am not going, okay!? I'm not going today because I can't do it, I don't think I can do it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31094,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, are you kidding me?","text_w_direction":"Hey, are you kidding me?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31095,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Are you kidding?","text_w_direction":"Are you kidding?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31096,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"If anyone can do this, you can do this.","text_w_direction":"If anyone can do this, you can do this.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31097,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"You can do this. You can do this.","text_w_direction":"You can do this. You can do this.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31098,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Pam, I'm scared. I'm real scared.","text_w_direction":"Pam, I'm scared. I'm real scared.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31099,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"I'm scared, too.","text_w_direction":"I'm scared, too.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31100,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"I'm petrified.","text_w_direction":"I'm petrified.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31101,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"The best news is, we're going to have a baby today.","text_w_direction":"The best news is, we're going to have a baby today.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31102,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31103,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"A really awesome baby.","text_w_direction":"A really awesome baby.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31104,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"We're going to have a baby.","text_w_direction":"We're going to have a baby.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31105,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"So let's have it at the hospital.","text_w_direction":"So let's have it at the hospital.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31106,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Let's do that.","text_w_direction":"Let's do that.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31107,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"How are we doing on contractions?","text_w_direction":"How are we doing on contractions?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31108,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Two minutes apart.","text_w_direction":"Two minutes apart.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31109,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Two minutes...","text_w_direction":"Two minutes...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31110,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, God. Oh, no.","text_w_direction":"Oh, God. Oh, no.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31111,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Michael, I told you.","text_w_direction":"Michael, I told you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31112,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"It's okay.","text_w_direction":"It's okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31113,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"No, I told you to warn me at five minutes.","text_w_direction":"No, I told you to warn me at five minutes.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31114,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Jim, we waited too long!","text_w_direction":"Jim, we waited too long!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31115,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"I know, I know, I know. It went by too soon.","text_w_direction":"I know, I know, I know. It went by too soon.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31116,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"We waited too long! Two minutes doesn't do us any good. Well, what happened to four and three minutes?","text_w_direction":"We waited too long! Two minutes doesn't do us any good. Well, what happened to four and three minutes?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31117,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"We're okay, Jim! Okay, Pamela. You know what time it is?","text_w_direction":"We're okay, Jim! Okay, Pamela. You know what time it is?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31118,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"I don't want to have my baby here.","text_w_direction":"I don't want to have my baby here.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31119,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"You're not going to. You know where you're going?","text_w_direction":"You're not going to. You know where you're going?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31120,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"The hospital.","text_w_direction":"The hospital.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31121,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, you are. And you know what you're going to have?","text_w_direction":"Yes, you are. And you know what you're going to have?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31122,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"A baby.","text_w_direction":"A baby.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31123,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Yes! We're going to the hospital and we're going to have a baby.","text_w_direction":"Yes! We're going to the hospital and we're going to have a baby.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31124,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"I got it! I got it! Everybody it's go time! At your stations. Stanley, man the phones. Meredith, please, get bottled water. Erin, call an ambulance, please!","text_w_direction":"I got it! I got it! Everybody it's go time! At your stations. Stanley, man the phones. Meredith, please, get bottled water. Erin, call an ambulance, please!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31125,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"No, no, no. Ambulances are emergencies only. You call an ambulance, I call the cops.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no. Ambulances are emergencies only. You call an ambulance, I call the cops.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31126,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Alright, we're driving ourselves, actually.","text_w_direction":"Alright, we're driving ourselves, actually.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31127,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"No, Jim, you are in no condition to drive. I will drive you. Check! Got it.","text_w_direction":"No, Jim, you are in no condition to drive. I will drive you. Check! Got it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31128,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Alright, I have my wallet.","text_w_direction":"Alright, I have my wallet.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31129,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31130,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Go bag's in the car... Keys, my keys, where's my keys?","text_w_direction":"Go bag's in the car... Keys, my keys, where's my keys?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31131,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Go bag! Where's my go bag? Where's my go bag?","text_w_direction":"Go bag! Where's my go bag? Where's my go bag?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31132,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"There's nothing in it.","text_w_direction":"There's nothing in it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31133,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"You are telling me now that there is nothing in it. Okay, great! Oh, hey, hey, um, should I bring a dictionary to the hospital?","text_w_direction":"You are telling me now that there is nothing in it. Okay, great! Oh, hey, hey, um, should I bring a dictionary to the hospital?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31134,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Oscar","text":"The hospital provides dictionaries, bring a thesaurus!","text_w_direction":"The hospital provides dictionaries, bring a thesaurus!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31135,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Has anyone checked how dilated she is? This is ridiculous!","text_w_direction":"Has anyone checked how dilated she is? This is ridiculous!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31136,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Dwight, get away!","text_w_direction":"Dwight, get away!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31137,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no. Dwight, let Jim do that, please.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no. Dwight, let Jim do that, please.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31138,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"I didn't know we had a tape measure.","text_w_direction":"I didn't know we had a tape measure.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31139,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"\"We\" don't.","text_w_direction":"[as he holds up the tape measure with his initials on it] \"We\" don't.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31140,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, I can't find my keys! I cannot find my keys! Found 'em. They're here.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I can't find my keys! I cannot find my keys! Found 'em. They're here.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31141,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight, Jim and Michael","text":"Here we go!","text_w_direction":"Here we go!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31142,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"Good luck!","text_w_direction":"Good luck!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31143,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Nick","text":"Good luck, Pam!","text_w_direction":"Good luck, Pam!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31144,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you! Wish me luck!","text_w_direction":"Thank you! Wish me luck!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31145,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Creed","text":"Have fun!","text_w_direction":"Have fun! [sigh]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31146,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Meredith","text":"Hey, it's 5","text_w_direction":"Hey, it's 5","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31147,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Here we go! Here we go! On our way!","text_w_direction":"[entering the elevator] Here we go! Here we go! On our way!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31148,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Stanley","text":"Hold it!","text_w_direction":"Hold it!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31149,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Come on, Stanley! Okay. We're going now!","text_w_direction":"Come on, Stanley! Okay. We're going now!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31150,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Toby","text":"Oh, one more!","text_w_direction":"Oh, one more!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31151,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no, no! Out, out! Idiot.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no! Out, out! Idiot.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31152,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight, what is the traffic like?","text_w_direction":"Dwight, what is the traffic like?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31153,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Doesn't matter. I'll escort you!","text_w_direction":"Doesn't matter. I'll escort you!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31154,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31155,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Let's go!","text_w_direction":"Let's go!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31156,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Geesh, Dwight!","text_w_direction":"Geesh, Dwight!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31157,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael!","text_w_direction":"[as he peels out of the parking lot and stops] Michael!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31158,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"What!?","text_w_direction":"What!?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31159,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"This is where I saw that deer last week.","text_w_direction":"This is where I saw that deer last week.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31160,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Where?","text_w_direction":"Where?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31161,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Right over by that fence.","text_w_direction":"Right over by that fence.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31162,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"By the bushes?","text_w_direction":"By the bushes?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31163,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, Michael! Focus!","text_w_direction":"Okay, Michael! Focus!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31164,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, go, go, go, go!","text_w_direction":"Okay, go, go, go, go!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31165,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Let's go!","text_w_direction":"Let's go!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31166,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"I love escorting people. In fact, a few years back, I put an ad in the paper starting an escort service. I got a lot of responses. Mostly creeps. Made a few friends.","text_w_direction":"I love escorting people. In fact, a few years back, I put an ad in the paper starting an escort service. I got a lot of responses. Mostly creeps. Made a few friends.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31167,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Alright, here we go! You're doing great! She'll be here soon.","text_w_direction":"Alright, here we go! You're doing great! She'll be here soon.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31168,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, just breathe... She? You found out? Come on, guys. I wanted to be surprised.","text_w_direction":"Okay, just breathe... She? You found out? Come on, guys. I wanted to be surprised.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31169,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Michael!","text_w_direction":"Michael!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31170,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31171,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Stop texting, put your phone away! Come on.","text_w_direction":"Stop texting, put your phone away! Come on.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31172,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Michael, come on!","text_w_direction":"Michael, come on!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31173,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"I'm texting about you, okay!?","text_w_direction":"I'm texting about you, okay!?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31174,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Ugh, alright. Let's move! ... What?","text_w_direction":"Ugh, alright. [as he puts a police siren on top of his car] Let's move! ... What?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31175,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Policeman","text":"Pull over!","text_w_direction":"Pull over!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31176,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Are you kidding me?","text_w_direction":"Are you kidding me?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31177,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Policeman","text":"Pull over! You're not allowed to impersonate a police officer! Don't make this difficult, Dwight!","text_w_direction":"Pull over! [Dwight begins throwing various weapons out of the window] You're not allowed to impersonate a police officer! Don't make this difficult, Dwight!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31178,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Wait, wait. My iPod's not in here!","text_w_direction":"Wait, wait. My iPod's not in here!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31179,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31180,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"It has the birth song on it!","text_w_direction":"It has the birth song on it!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31181,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. I know, I know. But my iPod is in the go bag. We'll be fine.","text_w_direction":"Okay. I know, I know. But my iPod is in the go bag. We'll be fine.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31182,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Jim, I don't want the first thing the baby hears to be the 8 Mile soundtrack.","text_w_direction":"Jim, I don't want the first thing the baby hears to be the 8 Mile soundtrack.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31183,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, so what do you want to do?","text_w_direction":"Okay, so what do you want to do?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31184,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"I don't know! Let's go by the house and get it. It's only twenty minutes past the hospital!","text_w_direction":"I don't know! Let's go by the house and get it. It's only twenty minutes past the hospital!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31185,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Pam, no! Are you nuts? We're going to the hospital now.","text_w_direction":"Pam, no! Are you nuts? We're going to the hospital now.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31186,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Guys, guys! Stop fighting, come on. Come on. Do you want your kid to come out a lawyer? Right? Okay, you know what? I am all over this. Here we go. Ready?","text_w_direction":"Guys, guys! Stop fighting, come on. Come on. Do you want your kid to come out a lawyer? Right? Okay, you know what? I am all over this. Here we go. [as he calls Dwight] Ready?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31187,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Dwight Schrute.","text_w_direction":"Dwight Schrute.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31188,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Hello, Dwight. Pam left her iPod at her house. I want you to swing by, pick it up, and bring it to the hospital. We need it yesterday.","text_w_direction":"Hello, Dwight. Pam left her iPod at her house. I want you to swing by, pick it up, and bring it to the hospital. We need it yesterday.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31189,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Why didn't you ask me to do it yesterday? I kept IM'ing you how bored I was.","text_w_direction":"Why didn't you ask me to do it yesterday? I kept IM'ing you how bored I was.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31190,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31191,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Dwight! Go to my house. Get my iPod. I think it's on the kitchen table. Do not touch anything else. The key is under...","text_w_direction":"Dwight! Go to my house. Get my iPod. I think it's on the kitchen table. Do not touch anything else. The key is under...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31192,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't need a key.","text_w_direction":"I don't need a key.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31193,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, Dwight, but if you do need a key, just listen it's under the...","text_w_direction":"Okay, Dwight, but if you do need a key, just listen it's under the...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31194,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"No, no, don't, don't tell me. Alalalalalalalalalala lalalalalala alalalalalalalala.","text_w_direction":"No, no, don't, don't tell me. Alalalalalalalalalala lalalalalala alalalalalalalala.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31195,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Dwight just listen! It's underneath...","text_w_direction":"Dwight just listen! It's underneath... [Dwight hangs up as the policeman hands him a ticket]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31196,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31197,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Wait, you alright?","text_w_direction":"Wait, you alright?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31198,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31199,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Do you have everything, guys?","text_w_direction":"Do you have everything, guys?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31200,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Michael, just go park the car.","text_w_direction":"Michael, just go park the car.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31201,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, alright.","text_w_direction":"Okay, alright. [he parks in an ambulance zone]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31202,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Hospital employee","text":"Sir! You can't park here!","text_w_direction":"Sir! You can't park here!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31203,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Dunder-Mifflin. It's okay. I just did.","text_w_direction":"Dunder-Mifflin. It's okay. [he throws the keys into bushes across the street] I just did.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31204,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Pam's doing great. Uh, she's ten inches dilated now. Uh, sorry, meters. Centimeters. And she's also fully faced. Which I don't know what that is, uh, but no baby yet. It's only been six, uh, nineteen hours, and uh, I just went out for some ice chips because I might have passed out a little bit, but these are very refreshing, very good.","text_w_direction":"Pam's doing great. Uh, she's ten inches dilated now. Uh, sorry, meters. Centimeters. And she's also fully faced. Which I don't know what that is, uh, but no baby yet. It's only been six, uh, nineteen hours, and uh, I just went out for some ice chips because I might have passed out a little bit, but these are very refreshing, very good.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31205,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Nurse","text":"Daddy? She's ready to push.","text_w_direction":"Daddy? She's ready to push.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31206,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31207,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Where is my little nibblet? Halpert, room D1. Alright, family only beyond this point, thank you. Here we go.","text_w_direction":"Where is my little nibblet? Halpert, room D1. Alright, family only beyond this point, thank you. Here we go.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31208,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Doing great, push again.","text_w_direction":"[as Pam screams] Doing great, push again.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31209,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Doctor","text":"Not yet.","text_w_direction":"Not yet.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31210,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"No, don't push. Pull. Pull.","text_w_direction":"No, don't push. Pull. Pull.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31211,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Nurse","text":"Why don't you get more ice chips?","text_w_direction":"Why don't you get more ice chips?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31212,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"No, Jim, stay!","text_w_direction":"No, Jim, stay!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31213,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Doctor","text":"Okay. Really push this time, Pam.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Really push this time, Pam.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31214,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31215,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, not yet, not yet. I'm going to go wash my eyes.","text_w_direction":"[looking horrified as he walks from the room back into the lobby] Okay, not yet, not yet. I'm going to go wash my eyes.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31216,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"That kid's going to have a lot of hair.","text_w_direction":"That kid's going to have a lot of hair.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31217,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, have you guys seen her?","text_w_direction":"Hey, have you guys seen her?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31218,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Meredith","text":"She hasn't popped yet.","text_w_direction":"She hasn't popped yet.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31219,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"What? God damn it. She was supposed to come out yesterday.","text_w_direction":"What? God damn it. She was supposed to come out yesterday.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31220,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"I decided to give baby Halpert a newspaper from the day she was born. This frame set me back fifty five bones. But she decided to take her sweet time, so now I have to switch it with today's paper.","text_w_direction":"I decided to give baby Halpert a newspaper from the day she was born. This frame set me back fifty five bones. But she decided to take her sweet time, so now I have to switch it with today's paper.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31221,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"This is ridiculous. We just can't wait here.","text_w_direction":"This is ridiculous. We just can't wait here.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31222,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"I think it's going to be any minute now.","text_w_direction":"I think it's going to be any minute now.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31223,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"But you don't know that. I mean, we could be here another half an hour.","text_w_direction":"But you don't know that. I mean, we could be here another half an hour.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31224,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Phyllis, what could you possibly have to do?","text_w_direction":"Phyllis, what could you possibly have to do?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31225,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"I have an ice cream cake in the car.","text_w_direction":"I have an ice cream cake in the car.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31226,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, my God. Go, go, go! Are you insane? Alright.","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God. Go, go, go! Are you insane? Alright.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31227,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Guys? Hello? Um, sorry to be a bother, but if we could have an ETA when this is gonna...","text_w_direction":"[Pam screams as he approaches the door to their room] Guys? Hello? Um, sorry to be a bother, but if we could have an ETA when this is gonna...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31228,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"This is happening!","text_w_direction":"This is happening!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31229,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"You're starting, you're kinda losing them.","text_w_direction":"You're starting, you're kinda losing them.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31230,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, my God! Look at her! baby, she's so beautiful! Oh, my God.","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God! Look at her! baby, she's so beautiful! Oh, my God.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31231,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, my God.","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31232,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, that's right. It's a baby, see?","text_w_direction":"[smoking a cigar] Yeah, that's right. It's a baby, see?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31233,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Doctor","text":"Sir! Sir, you can't smoke that in here. Put it, put it out.","text_w_direction":"Sir! Sir, you can't smoke that in here. Put it, put it out.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31234,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. You can't smoke anywhere these days.","text_w_direction":"Okay. You can't smoke anywhere these days.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31235,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"She's incredible. Want to count her fingers and toes again?","text_w_direction":"[with Jim, holding the baby] She's incredible. Want to count her fingers and toes again?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31236,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"No, let's let her rest. I'm sure there's still twelve on each.","text_w_direction":"No, let's let her rest. I'm sure there's still twelve on each.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31237,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31238,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Guys, guys!","text_w_direction":"Guys, guys!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31239,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Her name is Cecelia Marie Halpert.","text_w_direction":"Her name is Cecelia Marie Halpert.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31240,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Eleven pounds...","text_w_direction":"Eleven pounds...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31241,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"She's seven pounds, two ounces, eighteen inches. Mother and daughter are doing great.","text_w_direction":"She's seven pounds, two ounces, eighteen inches. Mother and daughter are doing great.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31242,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Everyone","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31243,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you! Thank you!","text_w_direction":"Thank you! Thank you!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31244,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Oscar","text":"Congratulations. That's great.","text_w_direction":"Congratulations. That's great.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31245,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"(Pam's mom) Heleen","text":"Hi there.","text_w_direction":"Hi there.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31246,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, grandma's back.","text_w_direction":"Hey, grandma's back.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31247,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Helene","text":"Well, it was an adventure and a half trying to find the cafeteria, but I have returned with the coffee.","text_w_direction":"Well, it was an adventure and a half trying to find the cafeteria, but I have returned with the coffee.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31248,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31249,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, thank God. I haven't had caffeine in nine months.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thank God. I haven't had caffeine in nine months.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31250,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Helene","text":"Ooh, somebody has a full diaper.","text_w_direction":"Ooh, somebody has a full diaper.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31251,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Oh. Let me get it.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Let me get it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31252,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"I am a diapering master. I have done little else in the past two months. There is nothing I cannot diaper. Go ahead. Try to think of something. I dare you.","text_w_direction":"I am a diapering master. I have done little else in the past two months. There is nothing I cannot diaper. Go ahead. Try to think of something. I dare you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31253,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Where's the baby? I want to see the baby. Oh! Oh, Helene, hi. Oh, my goodness, what are the odds of this? Congratulations on being a grandma.","text_w_direction":"Where's the baby? I want to see the baby. Oh! Oh, Helene, hi. Oh, my goodness, what are the odds of this? Congratulations on being a grandma.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31254,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Helene","text":"Hello, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Hello, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31255,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Hello. Oh, good for you. I worry about you.","text_w_direction":"Hello. Oh, good for you. I worry about you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31256,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Helene","text":"I'm, uh... You know I think, uh, I think it's time for me to go.","text_w_direction":"I'm, uh... You know I think, uh, I think it's time for me to go.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31257,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31258,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Helene","text":"Love you.","text_w_direction":"Love you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31259,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Love you, as a friend.","text_w_direction":"Love you, as a friend.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31260,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Love you, mom.","text_w_direction":"Love you, mom.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31261,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Ooh, I want to hold the baby!","text_w_direction":"Ooh, I want to hold the baby!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31262,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, you just have to use the hand sanitizer first.","text_w_direction":"Okay, you just have to use the hand sanitizer first.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31263,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31264,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Again, no pants.","text_w_direction":"Again, no pants.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31265,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, okay.","text_w_direction":"Oh, okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31266,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Ready?","text_w_direction":"Ready?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31267,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Mm-hmm. Oh. Ooh, wow. Michael. Michael.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm. Oh. Ooh, wow. Michael. Michael.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31268,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"It's so weird, she was saying it just before you got here.","text_w_direction":"It's so weird, she was saying it just before you got here.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31269,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Yesterday, I was dispatched to Jim and Pam's house to find Pam's iPod. I searched everywhere, but I didn't find it. What I did find, was mold, and lots of it. So, I did what anyone would do. Read a book, had a bath, I got a good night's sleep, and I made plans to eradicate it. I also made plans to ask Jim where he bought his marvelous sheets... Time to get to work.","text_w_direction":"Yesterday, I was dispatched to Jim and Pam's house to find Pam's iPod. I searched everywhere, but I didn't find it. What I did find, was mold, and lots of it. So, I did what anyone would do. Read a book, had a bath, I got a good night's sleep, and I made plans to eradicate it. I also made plans to ask Jim where he bought his marvelous sheets... Time to get to work [he begins to destroy the kitchen with a sledgehammer].","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31270,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"There she sat. Her name was Pam. She was a receptionist. She was engaged to an animal. There sat Jim. He was a gawky, tall salesman. The odds of them getting together were insur-mountain-able. I made a family! I got these two together, and I made a family.","text_w_direction":"There she sat. Her name was Pam. She was a receptionist. She was engaged to an animal. There sat Jim. He was a gawky, tall salesman. The odds of them getting together were insur-mountain-able. I made a family! I got these two together, and I made a family.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31271,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"This man has a gift!","text_w_direction":"This man has a gift!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31272,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Who else here is single?","text_w_direction":"Who else here is single?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31273,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Kelly","text":"I'm not single. I have a man.","text_w_direction":"I'm not single. I have a man. [she grasps Ryan's arm as Ryan has his hand raised to say he's single]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31274,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"I am offering up my services to you all. You saw what I did with Pam and Jim. I can help you, too.","text_w_direction":"I am offering up my services to you all. You saw what I did with Pam and Jim. I can help you, too.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31275,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Stanley","text":"Why do you find someone for yourself instead of meddling in our affairs?","text_w_direction":"Why do you find someone for yourself instead of meddling in our affairs?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31276,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, show of hands. Who wants to live in a world where Stanley has two lovers and you don't have any? Who else? Come on! People, I know models!","text_w_direction":"Okay, show of hands. Who wants to live in a world where Stanley has two lovers and you don't have any? [Stanley raises his hand] Who else? Come on! People, I know models!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31277,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"Ha ha, plus size models, maybe.","text_w_direction":"Ha ha, plus size models, maybe.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31278,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Ha ha, you got that right! Meredith? Come on, you're obviously single.","text_w_direction":"Ha ha, you got that right! Meredith? Come on, you're obviously single.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31279,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Meredith","text":"You know it. I am never getting married.","text_w_direction":"You know it. I am never getting married.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31280,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Meredith","text":"Like Clooney.","text_w_direction":"Like Clooney.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31281,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Andrew, what about you?","text_w_direction":"Andrew, what about you?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31282,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Torn scrotum. Still on the mend, so not good timing.","text_w_direction":"Torn scrotum. Still on the mend, so not good timing.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31283,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Yes, I'm going to ask out Erin. I'm just waiting for the stars to align. Literally. I have a small skylight in my bedroom, and I'd like for the moon to be visible.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I'm going to ask out Erin. I'm just waiting for the stars to align. Literally. I have a small skylight in my bedroom, and I'd like for the moon to be visible.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31284,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Well, when you least expect it, expect it. I am going to fill the empty voids in your life with love. I am going to fill that empty hole in your body with another person. And, like Cupid, I am going to shoot you with love.","text_w_direction":"Well, when you least expect it, expect it. I am going to fill the empty voids in your life with love. I am going to fill that empty hole in your body with another person. And, like Cupid, I am going to shoot you with love.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31285,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Remember yesterday when we were terrified of being parents?","text_w_direction":"Remember yesterday when we were terrified of being parents?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31286,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"We were just kids. What did we know?","text_w_direction":"We were just kids. What did we know?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31287,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Nurse","text":"How we doing?","text_w_direction":"How we doing?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31288,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31289,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Good.","text_w_direction":"Good.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31290,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Nurse","text":"Would you like me to take her to the nursery for the night?","text_w_direction":"Would you like me to take her to the nursery for the night?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31291,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Doesn't she sleep here?","text_w_direction":"Doesn't she sleep here?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31292,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Nurse","text":"She can. But a lot of parents choose to have the baby spend the first night in the nursery to get some rest. You've been through a lot.","text_w_direction":"She can. But a lot of parents choose to have the baby spend the first night in the nursery to get some rest. You've been through a lot.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31293,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"I think we'll be okay.","text_w_direction":"I think we'll be okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31294,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Nurse","text":"Okay, great.","text_w_direction":"Okay, great.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31295,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, big yawn.","text_w_direction":"[as the baby yawns] Oh, big yawn.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31296,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Ready? One, two, three...","text_w_direction":"Ready? One, two, three...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31297,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"One, and then wrap around. It's okay. Hold that arm down.","text_w_direction":"One, and then wrap around. It's okay. Hold that arm down.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31298,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"I can't. She's too strong. She's, careful, though. You don't want to break it.","text_w_direction":"I can't. She's too strong. She's, careful, though. You don't want to break it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31299,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"She's not gonna... Just...","text_w_direction":"She's not gonna... Just...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31300,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"I got it. Alright.","text_w_direction":"I got it. Alright.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31301,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Go.","text_w_direction":"Go.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31302,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Nurse!","text_w_direction":"Nurse!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31303,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"How you doing?","text_w_direction":"How you doing?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31304,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"I don't know. I just, I can't tell if she's getting anything.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. I just, I can't tell if she's getting anything.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31305,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31306,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Doesn't feel right.","text_w_direction":"Doesn't feel right.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31307,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Well, you're pushing the milk out, right?","text_w_direction":"Well, you're pushing the milk out, right?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31308,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"How does one do that?","text_w_direction":"How does one do that?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31309,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Wasn't it... It's kinda like a... Like that.","text_w_direction":"Wasn't it... It's kinda like a... Like that.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31310,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Do you want to try it, Jim?","text_w_direction":"Do you want to try it, Jim?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31311,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"I think you're good. Doing a good job.","text_w_direction":"I think you're good. Doing a good job.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31312,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Nurse","text":"Somebody buzzed?","text_w_direction":"Somebody buzzed?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31313,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Oh! Really? Must have sat on it, Pam.","text_w_direction":"Oh! Really? Must have sat on it, Pam.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31314,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"I can't tell if she's getting anything. It just doesn't really feel right.","text_w_direction":"I can't tell if she's getting anything. It just doesn't really feel right.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31315,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Nurse","text":"Well, maybe we should take a break for a little while. I can take her to the nursery and then bring her back and try again a little bit later.","text_w_direction":"Well, maybe we should take a break for a little while. I can take her to the nursery and then bring her back and try again a little bit later.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31316,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Even if she's not getting anything?","text_w_direction":"Even if she's not getting anything?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31317,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Nurse","text":"Yeah, she'll be fine. I can always give her a bottle since we're in the nursery.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, she'll be fine. I can always give her a bottle since we're in the nursery.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31318,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"No. I read in the book about nipple confusion.","text_w_direction":"No. I read in the book about nipple confusion.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31319,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Nurse","text":"Oh, good. You know everything.","text_w_direction":"Oh, good. You know everything.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31320,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"She's just, she's really tentative about latching, and I just, I want to keep her self-esteem up.","text_w_direction":"She's just, she's really tentative about latching, and I just, I want to keep her self-esteem up.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31321,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Nurse","text":"Well, I'll bring her back in a little while and we can try again, okay?","text_w_direction":"Well, I'll bring her back in a little while and we can try again, okay?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31322,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31323,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Nurse","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31324,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"It's going to be alright.","text_w_direction":"It's going to be alright.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31325,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Maybe it'll be good because then she can like socialize with the other babies.","text_w_direction":"Maybe it'll be good because then she can like socialize with the other babies.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31326,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Ha ha. No, yeah, that will be good.","text_w_direction":"Ha ha. No, yeah, that will be good.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31327,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"You wanted to see me?","text_w_direction":"[in Michael's office] You wanted to see me?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31328,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"What would you say, if I told you that I was about to change your life?","text_w_direction":"What would you say, if I told you that I was about to change your life?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31329,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, boy! ... What's that sound?","text_w_direction":"Oh, boy! ... What's that sound?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31330,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Ta-da!","text_w_direction":"[as he appears from behind the door] Ta-da!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31331,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"I would like you to meet your new boyfriend.","text_w_direction":"I would like you to meet your new boyfriend.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31332,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31333,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"I don't know what to say.","text_w_direction":"I don't know what to say.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31334,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, say nothing. You will learn to love me.","text_w_direction":"Oh, say nothing. You will learn to love me.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31335,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You got to let the cookies cool before you pop 'em in your mouth. Why don't you guys get to know each other? Maybe have lunch together?","text_w_direction":"Okay, hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You got to let the cookies cool before you pop 'em in your mouth. Why don't you guys get to know each other? Maybe have lunch together?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31336,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Erin, would you have lunch with me?","text_w_direction":"Erin, would you have lunch with me?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31337,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31338,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Good!","text_w_direction":"Good!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31339,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31340,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Michael, could I talk to you privately?","text_w_direction":"Michael, could I talk to you privately?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31341,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Sure. Kevin, please leave.","text_w_direction":"Sure. Kevin, please leave.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31342,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Bye.","text_w_direction":"Bye.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31343,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Bye.","text_w_direction":"Bye.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31344,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"I'm so sorry if I gave you the impression I'm into Kevin, but I'm not. I like Andy.","text_w_direction":"I'm so sorry if I gave you the impression I'm into Kevin, but I'm not. I like Andy.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31345,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. This is going to kill Kevin.","text_w_direction":"Okay. This is going to kill Kevin.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31346,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"I'm sure he'll be fine.","text_w_direction":"I'm sure he'll be fine.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31347,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"I'm not so sure. Kevin has an enormous heart. Literally, he has an elephant heart. He had a transplant when he was seventeen. Had some problems, blah blah blah.","text_w_direction":"I'm not so sure. Kevin has an enormous heart. Literally, he has an elephant heart. He had a transplant when he was seventeen. Had some problems, blah blah blah.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31348,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31349,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"No, Kevin doesn't have an elephant heart. But he is very sensitive. And it won't kill Erin just to go and have lunch with him in the break room like I promised him... I bet his heart is enlarged, though.","text_w_direction":"No, Kevin doesn't have an elephant heart. But he is very sensitive. And it won't kill Erin just to go and have lunch with him in the break room like I promised him... I bet his heart is enlarged, though.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31350,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"I don't want anyone to die.","text_w_direction":"I don't want anyone to die.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31351,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Just don't let him sit on you... I'm kidding. You'll have fun. It'll be good. It'll be good. There he is. Go to him.","text_w_direction":"Just don't let him sit on you... I'm kidding. You'll have fun. It'll be good. It'll be good. There he is. Go to him.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31352,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31353,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31354,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"She touched my shoulder.","text_w_direction":"She touched my shoulder.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31355,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Nurse","text":"Hey, guys. We're short on rooms, so this is Dale and Kathy.","text_w_direction":"Hey, guys. We're short on rooms, so this is Dale and Kathy.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31356,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, hi.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hi.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31357,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Kathy","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31358,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dale","text":"Hi, so sorry.","text_w_direction":"Hi, so sorry.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31359,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Careful... Wow, she just shoves the nipple right in there.","text_w_direction":"Careful... Wow, she just shoves the nipple right in there.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31360,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31361,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"You see that? I'm pretty sure she's... Hi.","text_w_direction":"You see that? I'm pretty sure she's... Hi.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31362,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Did you grow up around here?","text_w_direction":"Did you grow up around here?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31363,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31364,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"So, you must have grown up around somewhere else?","text_w_direction":"So, you must have grown up around somewhere else?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31365,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31366,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Why was I hiding behind the plant? Ha, well, in college, I took a botony class, and there was lots of drama in that class. Uh, kids would gossip about me, so I would eavesdrop on them by hiding behind different plants in the botony class. And then, uh, they would say things like \"Oh, this guy's going to fail this class,\" or, \"What's this guy doing spying on us from behind plants?\" And then I would jump out of them and confront them, and be like, \"Oh, you think all I do is hide behind plants and spy on people? Busted.\" ... Oh, the reason? The reason I was hiding behind that plant in this situation was that I thought that Erin and Kevin were kind of hitting it off, and... I was jealous.","text_w_direction":"Why was I hiding behind the plant? Ha, well, in college, I took a botony class, and there was lots of drama in that class. Uh, kids would gossip about me, so I would eavesdrop on them by hiding behind different plants in the botony class. And then, uh, they would say things like \"Oh, this guy's going to fail this class,\" or, \"What's this guy doing spying on us from behind plants?\" And then I would jump out of them and confront them, and be like, \"Oh, you think all I do is hide behind plants and spy on people? Busted.\" ... Oh, the reason? The reason I was hiding behind that plant in this situation was that I thought that Erin and Kevin were kind of hitting it off, and... I was jealous.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31367,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Hospital employee","text":"Uh, hi, Pam Halpert?","text_w_direction":"Uh, hi, Pam Halpert?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31368,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Yes?","text_w_direction":"Yes?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31369,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Hospital employee","text":"Hi. I'm Clark. Josie said you might benefit from a lactation consultant.","text_w_direction":"Hi. I'm Clark. Josie said you might benefit from a lactation consultant.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31370,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Um, yeah, that would be great.","text_w_direction":"Um, yeah, that would be great.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31371,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Yup. Really great. When's she available?","text_w_direction":"Yup. Really great. When's she available?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31372,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Clark","text":"Actually, uh, I'm the consultant. Got milk? Ha ha. Alright, let's see what we're working with.","text_w_direction":"Actually, uh, I'm the consultant. Got milk? Ha ha. Alright, let's see what we're working with.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31373,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"So, uh, biggest thing, besides not being able to get her to latch...","text_w_direction":"So, uh, biggest thing, besides not being able to get her to latch...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31374,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Clark","text":"I'll get that for you.","text_w_direction":"I'll get that for you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31375,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, thank you. Is that um, I can't tell if I'm really producing. I don't know if she's getting anything.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thank you. Is that um, I can't tell if I'm really producing. I don't know if she's getting anything.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31376,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Clark","text":"Okay. Let me feel here.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Let me feel here.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31377,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31378,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Clark","text":"Yeah, it's quite full. Why don't you put your hand on top of my hand.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it's quite full. Why don't you put your hand on top of my hand.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31379,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31380,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Clark","text":"When you're feeding, you want to press in like this, make your hand in a C. Uh, does that hurt?","text_w_direction":"When you're feeding, you want to press in like this, make your hand in a C. Uh, does that hurt?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31381,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"No, I mean, it feels... pressure.","text_w_direction":"No, I mean, it feels... pressure.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31382,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Clark","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31383,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Are you sure it doesn't hurt?","text_w_direction":"Are you sure it doesn't hurt?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
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{"index":31387,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Clark","text":"Stimulate it.","text_w_direction":"Stimulate it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31388,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
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{"index":31391,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Clark","text":"And you can just... The baby should grab on to that.","text_w_direction":"And you can just... The baby should grab on to that.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31392,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"I think she will.","text_w_direction":"I think she will.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31393,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Okay. So, I'm just not sure if I'm releasing, though. I'm not sure if...","text_w_direction":"Okay. So, I'm just not sure if I'm releasing, though. I'm not sure if...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31394,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"We'll figure it out.","text_w_direction":"We'll figure it out.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31395,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Clark","text":"It doesn't... Why don't you bring your baby over here... She's beautiful.","text_w_direction":"It doesn't... Why don't you bring your baby over here... She's beautiful.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31396,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Okay. Aw, thank you.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Aw, thank you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31397,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Clark","text":"Yes, congratulations.","text_w_direction":"Yes, congratulations.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31398,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31399,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Clark","text":"Well, you're doing a good job. Just stay relaxed, and I'll come back in a bit to check on you. Okay?","text_w_direction":"Well, you're doing a good job. Just stay relaxed, and I'll come back in a bit to check on you. Okay?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31400,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31401,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Please do.","text_w_direction":"Please do.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31402,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, shoot.","text_w_direction":"Oh, shoot.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31403,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31404,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Shoot, she fell off.","text_w_direction":"Shoot, she fell off.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31405,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, uh, try the torpedo thing.","text_w_direction":"Oh, uh, try the torpedo thing.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31406,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Will you just, will you grab Clark real quick?","text_w_direction":"Will you just, will you grab Clark real quick?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31407,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"No need. I saw him do it. I can try it.","text_w_direction":"No need. I saw him do it. I can try it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31408,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Um, Jim, please, please, please, I think it'd be weird if you did it.","text_w_direction":"Um, Jim, please, please, please, I think it'd be weird if you did it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31409,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, I'll just go get the other guy.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I'll just go get the other guy.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31410,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, what's up, kid?","text_w_direction":"[on the phone] Hey, what's up, kid?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31411,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"Have you had a chance to look over the revisions on the contract I've prepared for you?","text_w_direction":"Have you had a chance to look over the revisions on the contract I've prepared for you?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31412,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Nothing left to do except dot the I's, the J's, and the umlauts. Why don't you meet me here at exactly mid-late afternoon?","text_w_direction":"Nothing left to do except dot the I's, the J's, and the umlauts. Why don't you meet me here at exactly mid-late afternoon?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31413,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"I look forward to it.","text_w_direction":"I look forward to it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31414,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Very well.","text_w_direction":"Very well.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31415,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"Goodbye.","text_w_direction":"Goodbye.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31416,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Jim, Jim, get her.","text_w_direction":"[trying to sleep as the baby cries] Jim, Jim, get her.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31417,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Hmm?","text_w_direction":"Hmm?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31418,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Get the baby. Get her. Come on.","text_w_direction":"Get the baby. Get her. Come on.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31419,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. Sshh. I know.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Sshh. I know. [hands the baby to Pam]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31420,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"I got her. Okay. Okay. Okay... Jim! She latched! She latched.","text_w_direction":"I got her. Okay. Okay. Okay... Jim! She latched! She latched.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31421,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"That's amazing.","text_w_direction":"That's amazing.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31422,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, my God. I didn't even have to do the \"C thing.\"","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God. I didn't even have to do the \"C thing.\"","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31423,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"That's awesome.","text_w_direction":"That's awesome.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31424,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Aw, we're doing it.","text_w_direction":"Aw, we're doing it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31425,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"that's great.","text_w_direction":"that's great.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31426,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"We're really parents now.","text_w_direction":"We're really parents now.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31427,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31428,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Kevin. Erin would like a few words with you.","text_w_direction":"Kevin. Erin would like a few words with you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31429,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31430,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31431,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"I have really enjoyed our time together.","text_w_direction":"I have really enjoyed our time together.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31432,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah, me too.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, me too.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31433,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"I want to continue working on our friendship.","text_w_direction":"I want to continue working on our friendship.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31434,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Really, really fun.","text_w_direction":"Really, really fun.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
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{"index":31437,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"And, you're my friend.","text_w_direction":"And, you're my friend.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31438,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
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{"index":31441,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, my God, this is agonizing. Look, Kevin, do you really think that you could have dated Erin?","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God, this is agonizing. Look, Kevin, do you really think that you could have dated Erin?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31442,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"You said she liked me.","text_w_direction":"You said she liked me.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31443,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, even if someone told you that, you should know that that could never be possible, Kevin. And I'm surprised that you didn't question me in the first place.","text_w_direction":"Okay, even if someone told you that, you should know that that could never be possible, Kevin. And I'm surprised that you didn't question me in the first place.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31444,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"I've dumped better than Erin.","text_w_direction":"I've dumped better than Erin.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31445,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31446,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Lynn was way hotter than Erin, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Lynn was way hotter than Erin, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31447,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Lynn was as hot as Erin.","text_w_direction":"Lynn was as hot as Erin.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31448,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah, Michael, but you dated Holly and Jan, and they were so much hotter than you.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, Michael, but you dated Holly and Jan, and they were so much hotter than you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
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{"index":31450,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Ow.","text_w_direction":"[he hits his head on the desk after ducking out of the way from hiding behind a plant] Ow.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31451,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Kev... Nice. Going.","text_w_direction":"Kev... Nice. Going.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
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{"index":31453,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Isabelle","text":"Knock knock.","text_w_direction":"Knock knock.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
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{"index":31457,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Yes. She was a little fussy earlier, but she's totally quieted down. Here, let me just, uh, let me just burp her. I don't want her to spit up on you. Come here, sweety... Oh, my God! Wrong baby!","text_w_direction":"Yes. She was a little fussy earlier, but she's totally quieted down. Here, let me just, uh, let me just burp her. I don't want her to spit up on you. Come here, sweety... Oh, my God! Wrong baby!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31458,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31459,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Wrong baby! This is not our baby! Sshh.","text_w_direction":"Wrong baby! This is not our baby! Sshh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31460,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay, okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31461,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, my gosh.","text_w_direction":"Oh, my gosh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31462,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Kathy","text":"Oh,has she been fussing long?","text_w_direction":"[waking up] Oh,has she been fussing long?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31463,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"No, not at all.","text_w_direction":"No, not at all.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31464,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Perfect.","text_w_direction":"Perfect.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31465,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Kathy","text":"I was out like a light... Oh, she's not hungry...","text_w_direction":"I was out like a light... Oh, she's not hungry...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31466,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Nurse","text":"How's it going?","text_w_direction":"How's it going?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31467,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Well, I feel like she needs to eat, but she won't latch on, which is weird, because the other baby di...","text_w_direction":"Well, I feel like she needs to eat, but she won't latch on, which is weird, because the other baby di...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31468,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Ha ha ha.","text_w_direction":"Ha ha ha.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31469,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Nurse","text":"Bottles are fine. A lot of babies grow up using bottles. So are you excited to bring your baby home?","text_w_direction":"Bottles are fine. A lot of babies grow up using bottles. So are you excited to bring your baby home?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31470,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"We definitely are. At 3","text_w_direction":"We definitely are. At 3","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31471,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Nurse","text":"Yeah, you can. It's 2","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you can. It's 2","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31472,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Half hour.","text_w_direction":"Half hour.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31473,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Nurse","text":"Twenty five minutes. And you're all set with the car seat?","text_w_direction":"Twenty five minutes. And you're all set with the car seat?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31474,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Yes, car seat's right there.","text_w_direction":"Yes, car seat's right there.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31475,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Nurse","text":"That bottom part needs to go in the car.","text_w_direction":"That bottom part needs to go in the car.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31476,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Newsflash, the whole thing needs to go in the car.","text_w_direction":"Newsflash, the whole thing needs to go in the car.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31477,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Nurse","text":"Ha ha, be back in twenty five minutes.","text_w_direction":"Ha ha, be back in twenty five minutes.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31478,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Or it could be a half hour, if you need it to be... Can we get a late checkout? I don't... I don't think she heard me.","text_w_direction":"Or it could be a half hour, if you need it to be... Can we get a late checkout? I don't... I don't think she heard me.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31479,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Isabelle","text":"Hello? Dwight? What, what are you doing here?","text_w_direction":"[entering the Halpert house] Hello? Dwight? What, what are you doing here?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31480,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Isabelle. Hello... Yeah, the uh, kitchen was disgusting, so...","text_w_direction":"Isabelle. Hello... Yeah, the uh, kitchen was disgusting, so...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31481,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Isabelle","text":"Wow, ha. New cabinets.","text_w_direction":"Wow, ha. New cabinets.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31482,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Yup.","text_w_direction":"Yup.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31483,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Isabelle","text":"All I did was bring macaroni and cheese... Where's the fridge?","text_w_direction":"All I did was bring macaroni and cheese... Where's the fridge?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31484,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, it's... In the backyard. I'll take this.","text_w_direction":"Oh, it's... In the backyard. I'll take this.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31485,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Isabelle","text":"Oh... Well, I'll let you get back to it.","text_w_direction":"Oh... Well, I'll let you get back to it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31486,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, listen. I know that I'm an adult, but maybe I could come by sometime for a teeth cleaning. You know, just for fun.","text_w_direction":"Hey, listen. I know that I'm an adult, but maybe I could come by sometime for a teeth cleaning. You know, just for fun.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31487,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Isabelle","text":"Well, adults are supposed to go to the dentist, too.","text_w_direction":"Well, adults are supposed to go to the dentist, too.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31488,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Are they now? Ha ha, how some people spend their money, right? Ha ha.","text_w_direction":"Are they now? Ha ha, how some people spend their money, right? Ha ha.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31489,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Isabelle","text":"Yeah...","text_w_direction":"Yeah...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31490,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Alright. I'll call you, kid.","text_w_direction":"Alright. I'll call you, kid.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31491,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Isabelle","text":"Do that.","text_w_direction":"Do that.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31492,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Are you really sure we should be leaving?","text_w_direction":"Are you really sure we should be leaving?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31493,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Hospital employee","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31494,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"But you hear the baby crying, right?","text_w_direction":"But you hear the baby crying, right?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31495,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Hospital employee","text":"Mm-hmm... Where's your car?","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm... Where's your car?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31496,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, it's in the lot.","text_w_direction":"Uh, it's in the lot.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31497,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Hospital employee","text":"Oh, a lot of fathers bring their car around.","text_w_direction":"Oh, a lot of fathers bring their car around.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31498,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Right, okay. Yes, that would be the smart thing to do. Uh, Pam, I will be right back.","text_w_direction":"Right, okay. Yes, that would be the smart thing to do. Uh, Pam, I will be right back.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31499,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, please hurry.","text_w_direction":"Okay, please hurry.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31500,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Erin, uh, I need you to send this fax immediately. It's really important, so I'm going to stand here and wait for the confirmation.","text_w_direction":"Erin, uh, I need you to send this fax immediately. It's really important, so I'm going to stand here and wait for the confirmation.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31501,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Okay, good.","text_w_direction":"Okay, good.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31502,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"The fax says \"Erin, will you have dinner with me?\" from Andy, and the number is our office fax number.","text_w_direction":"The fax says \"Erin, will you have dinner with me?\" from Andy, and the number is our office fax number.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31503,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"It's busy. Why don't I keep trying, and then I'll give you the confirmation in a bit?","text_w_direction":"It's busy. Why don't I keep trying, and then I'll give you the confirmation in a bit?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31504,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Sorry, that's unacceptable. I need you to send it immediately, or you're fired.","text_w_direction":"Sorry, that's unacceptable. I need you to send it immediately, or you're fired.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31505,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"You can't talk to me like that. I didn't do anything wrong. I've been having a tough day today.","text_w_direction":"[tearing up] You can't talk to me like that. I didn't do anything wrong. I've been having a tough day today.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31506,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, God, no. I'm... Just read the fax.","text_w_direction":"Oh, God, no. I'm... Just read the fax.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31507,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"You read the fax.","text_w_direction":"You read the fax.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31508,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"I'm... I'm asking you out.","text_w_direction":"I'm... I'm asking you out.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31509,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, my God. That's amazing. Let me just fax this, and I'll check my planner.","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God. That's amazing. Let me just fax this, and I'll check my planner.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31510,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"So, it's a date.","text_w_direction":"So, it's a date.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31511,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Yes. Do you have a day in mind?","text_w_direction":"Yes. Do you have a day in mind?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31512,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, what day? What day?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, what day? What day?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31513,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Everyday is fine. Or...","text_w_direction":"Everyday is fine. Or...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31514,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Well, that, what's that one?","text_w_direction":"Well, that, what's that one?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31515,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Thursday?","text_w_direction":"Thursday?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31516,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Okay. Let's do it.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Let's do it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31517,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31518,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Hospital employee","text":"Would you like me to help you up out of the chair?","text_w_direction":"Would you like me to help you up out of the chair?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31519,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, yeah, sorry.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah, sorry.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31520,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Hospital employee","text":"Yeah, we just got a lot of discharges today.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, we just got a lot of discharges today.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31521,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, alright, thanks... Okay, do you want to eat? You want to try eating? Okay... Okay, let me... Just you and me. Come on. There we go... Yeah... Oh, yeah. Like that. There we go. You got it.","text_w_direction":"Okay, alright, thanks... Okay, do you want to eat? You want to try eating? Okay... Okay, let me... Just you and me. Come on. There we go... Yeah... Oh, yeah. Like that. There we go. You got it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31522,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Five tickets on the windshield... Hey.","text_w_direction":"Five tickets on the windshield... Hey.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31523,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Hi. We did it.","text_w_direction":"Hi. We did it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31524,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"You used my move, didn't you?","text_w_direction":"You used my move, didn't you?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31525,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"I used a variation of your move.","text_w_direction":"I used a variation of your move.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31526,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"There is no greater feeling than when two people who are perfect for each other overcome all obstacles, and find true love. And that is what I thought that Erin and Kevin were going to find today... I think I'm going to be sick...","text_w_direction":"[smoking a cigar] There is no greater feeling than when two people who are perfect for each other overcome all obstacles, and find true love. And that is what I thought that Erin and Kevin were going to find today... I think I'm going to be sick...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31527,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Two forms of ID, please.","text_w_direction":"Two forms of ID, please.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31528,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"And now you, two forms of ID, please... Alright, all is in order. I just need your signature... What is it?","text_w_direction":"And now you, two forms of ID, please... Alright, all is in order. I just need your signature... What is it?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31529,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Nothing.","text_w_direction":"Nothing.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31530,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"Alright. How would you like to celebrate?","text_w_direction":"Alright. How would you like to celebrate?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31531,"season":6,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Delivery (Parts 1&2)","director":"Seth Gordon;Harold Ramis","writer":"Daniel Chun;Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Just pour yourself a cup of apple juice. I feel sick... I couldn't find the iPod... Give me a couple days. I'll be out of your hair.","text_w_direction":"Just pour yourself a cup of apple juice. I feel sick... [Jim and Pam walk in to their house with the baby] I couldn't find the iPod... Give me a couple days. I'll be out of your hair.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1750,"air_date":"2010-03-04"}
{"index":31532,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"Hello hello. Top of the morning to you! Ooh ooh! Green M&Ms! Nature's Viagra! Two of my favorite joke areas combined. It'll be a good day.","text_w_direction":"Hello hello. Top of the morning to you! Ooh ooh! Green M&Ms! Nature's Viagra! [Grabs and pours Kevin-esque scoop of M&Ms into his coat pocket] Two of my favorite joke areas combined. It'll be a good day.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31533,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Kelly","text":"I don't want to bring my friends, why can't it just be the two of us?","text_w_direction":"I don't want to bring my friends, why can't it just be the two of us?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31534,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Ryan","text":"Because it's St. Patrick's Day, people go out in groups.","text_w_direction":"Because it's St. Patrick's Day, people go out in groups.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31535,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Kelly","text":"Well why don't you invite your friends?","text_w_direction":"Well why don't you invite your friends?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31536,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Ryan","text":"Why are you being so weird about this?","text_w_direction":"Why are you being so weird about this?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31537,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Meredith","text":"Stop fighting. Just on St Patrick's Day, okay? Just one perfect day a year. No hassles, no problems, no kids.","text_w_direction":"Stop fighting. Just on St Patrick's Day, okay? Just one perfect day a year. No hassles, no problems, no kids.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31538,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Ryan","text":"Why no kids?","text_w_direction":"Why no kids?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31539,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Kelly","text":"Yeah, where are your kids?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, where are your kids?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31540,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Meredith","text":"Nope. Nuh -uh. Not today!","text_w_direction":"Nope. Nuh -uh. Not today!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31541,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"It is St. Patrick's Day, and here in Scranton that is a huge deal. It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to Christmas.","text_w_direction":"It is St. Patrick's Day, and here in Scranton that is a huge deal. It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to Christmas.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31542,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Erin","text":"Welcome back, \"Dad!\"","text_w_direction":"Welcome back, \"Dad!\"","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31543,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, thank you!","text_w_direction":"Oh, thank you!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31544,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Phyllis","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31545,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Stanley","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31546,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Andy","text":"Welcome back Tuna!","text_w_direction":"Welcome back Tuna!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31547,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jim","text":"Hey...","text_w_direction":"Hey... [reveal Dwight's Mega-Desk]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31548,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Dwight","text":"Very good. Okay. Will get back to you right away on that, thanks.","text_w_direction":"Very good. Okay. Will get back to you right away on that, thanks.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31549,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jim","text":"What do we got here?","text_w_direction":"What do we got here?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31550,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Dwight","text":"Mega-Desk.","text_w_direction":"Mega-Desk.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31551,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jim","text":"Of course.","text_w_direction":"Of course.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31552,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Dwight","text":"Command central.","text_w_direction":"Command central.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31553,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jim","text":"Hm hm.","text_w_direction":"Hm hm.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31554,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Dwight","text":"Surveillance, gaming- and business.","text_w_direction":"Surveillance, gaming- and business.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31555,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. Just gotta...","text_w_direction":"Okay. [Pulls desks apart] Just gotta...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31556,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay. Come on! Jim!","text_w_direction":"Okay. Come on! Jim!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31557,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Dwight","text":"Dweedle Dee and Dweedle Dumb-ass have been away on maternity leave. Now Dweedle Dumb-ass is back, and we have a problem. Yes, getting hooked on Mega-Desk was my own damn fault. But ... I don't care about assigning blame. All I care about is Mega-Desk. That is all I care about. Getting. More. Mega-Desk.","text_w_direction":"Dweedle Dee and Dweedle Dumb-ass have been away on maternity leave. Now Dweedle Dumb-ass is back, and we have a problem. Yes, getting hooked on Mega-Desk was my own damn fault. But ... I don't care about assigning blame. All I care about is Mega-Desk. That is all I care about. Getting. More. Mega-Desk.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31558,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"Oh, I love this, so much fun! There's such team spirit in this room! 'Morning Darling!","text_w_direction":"Oh, I love this, so much fun! There's such team spirit in this room! 'Morning Darling!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31559,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jim","text":"Morning!","text_w_direction":"Morning!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31560,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"Well, this is my last day at the Scranton branch for a while. But I'm leaving it in the very capable hands of some of the loveliest people I've ever had the pleasure of knowing. Oh I'm gonna miss this place. And the snow! Hoo, my dogs love peeing in that snow! Makes me think they're onto something.","text_w_direction":"Well, this is my last day at the Scranton branch for a while. But I'm leaving it in the very capable hands of some of the loveliest people I've ever had the pleasure of knowing. Oh I'm gonna miss this place. And the snow! Hoo, my dogs love peeing in that snow! Makes me think they're onto something.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31561,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"Oh good morning sweetheart.","text_w_direction":"Oh good morning sweetheart.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31562,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"Morning, honey-pile.","text_w_direction":"Morning, honey-pile.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31563,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"I'm sorry but is that a gift I see in your hands?","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry but is that a gift I see in your hands?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31564,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"It is. This is a little something for you to remember your time here in Scranton by.","text_w_direction":"It is. This is a little something for you to remember your time here in Scranton by.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31565,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"Is that a lump of coal?","text_w_direction":"[pulls out glass cube with coal.] Is that a lump of coal?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31566,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"Yes it is!","text_w_direction":"Yes it is!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31567,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"Have I been that naughty?","text_w_direction":"Have I been that naughty?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31568,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"No, no no- that is a good gift actually. Buildings here in Scranton are literally powered by coal.","text_w_direction":"No, no no- that is a good gift actually. Buildings here in Scranton are literally powered by coal.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31569,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"Err, thank you very much. We, we don't get to see much coal in Tallahassee, I'm used to alligators, and some of the worst Chinese food you've ever tasted.","text_w_direction":"Err, thank you very much. We, we don't get to see much coal in Tallahassee, I'm used to alligators, and some of the worst Chinese food you've ever tasted.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31570,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"Mm, that sounds great, actually.","text_w_direction":"Mm, that sounds great, actually.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31571,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"Well, if you ever get down in my neck of the woods, you got a place to stay.","text_w_direction":"Well, if you ever get down in my neck of the woods, you got a place to stay.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31572,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"When you work for Sabre, only one thing matters. And I don't care if you're a loser, or you practice bestiality, if Jo likes you, you are in. And I am in!","text_w_direction":"When you work for Sabre, only one thing matters. And I don't care if you're a loser, or you practice bestiality, if Jo likes you, you are in. And I am in!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31573,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Andy","text":"Erin go braugh!","text_w_direction":"Erin go braugh!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31574,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Erin","text":"Andy go braugh to you! Nice kilt!","text_w_direction":"Andy go braugh to you! Nice kilt!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31575,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Andy","text":"Thanks. It's actually my sister's old field hockey skirt.","text_w_direction":"Thanks. It's actually my sister's old field hockey skirt.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31576,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Andy","text":"Erin and I have our first date tonight, and it has to be perfect. Why? Because according to \"How I Met Your Mother\" that's the date that your kids are going to wait patiently to hear about, and you better have a good story for them.","text_w_direction":"Erin and I have our first date tonight, and it has to be perfect. Why? Because according to \"How I Met Your Mother\" that's the date that your kids are going to wait patiently to hear about, and you better have a good story for them.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31577,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No. [re-enters bullpen from kitchen.]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31578,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Dwight","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31579,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31580,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. [hangs up phone]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31581,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jim","text":"No-no-no-no-no.","text_w_direction":"No-no-no-no-no.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31582,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh come on. Come on. Five more minutes? Five more minutes of Mega-Desk? Please?","text_w_direction":"Oh come on. Come on. Five more minutes? Five more minutes of Mega-Desk? Please?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31583,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jim","text":"Is this yours or mine?","text_w_direction":"[swats over various photos and knickknacks, points at paperwork] Is this yours or mine?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31584,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Dwight","text":"They say that no man is an island. False! I am an island and this island is volcanic. And it is about to erupt. With the molten hot lava of strategy!","text_w_direction":"They say that no man is an island. False! I am an island and this island is volcanic. And it is about to erupt. With the molten hot lava of strategy!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31585,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jim","text":"Good Lord! I can't believe I'm missing this.","text_w_direction":"Good Lord! [Photo of Cece on Jim's desktop] I can't believe I'm missing this.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31586,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Pam","text":"It's kind of like that lip thing she did last night, like a half snarl, half smile? I get the sense that she's very ironic.","text_w_direction":"It's kind of like that lip thing she did last night, like a half snarl, half smile? I get the sense that she's very ironic.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31587,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. Love you. We'll talk soon.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Love you. We'll talk soon. [hangs up phone]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31588,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Dwight","text":"Must be amazing being a father right, a miracle of life?","text_w_direction":"Must be amazing being a father right, a miracle of life?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31589,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jim","text":"It is. Big time.","text_w_direction":"It is. Big time.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31590,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Dwight","text":"Ah, that baby is just discovering the whole wide world right now.","text_w_direction":"Ah, that baby is just discovering the whole wide world right now.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31591,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jim","text":"Pretty amazing.","text_w_direction":"Pretty amazing.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31592,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Dwight","text":"What up is, what down is, who Mom is, who Dad is. Must be tough being here with all that going on.","text_w_direction":"What up is, what down is, who Mom is, who Dad is. Must be tough being here with all that going on.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31593,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jim","text":"Oh it's tough being here for a lot of reasons.","text_w_direction":"Oh it's tough being here for a lot of reasons.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31594,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Dwight","text":"I mean, you're here at work, and the baby thinks that the refrigerator is its father.","text_w_direction":"I mean, you're here at work, and the baby thinks that the refrigerator is its father.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31595,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jim","text":"Is that what happened to you?","text_w_direction":"Is that what happened to you?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31596,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Dwight","text":"I'll tell you what happened to me. I didn't see my father for the first two years of my life. I thought my mother was my father, and my wet-nurse was my mother.","text_w_direction":"I'll tell you what happened to me. I didn't see my father for the first two years of my life. I thought my mother was my father, and my wet-nurse was my mother.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31597,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jim","text":"That's a common mistake.","text_w_direction":"That's a common mistake.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31598,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Dwight","text":"Turned out fine for me. But Mose? Oh. Same story, different ending.","text_w_direction":"Turned out fine for me. But Mose? Oh. Same story, different ending.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31599,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Angela","text":"Hey! Are you sick?","text_w_direction":"Hey! [Erin sneezing at desk] Are you sick?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31600,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, no I'm fine, I just have a little indigestion.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no I'm fine, I just have a little indigestion.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31601,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Angela","text":"In your nose?","text_w_direction":"In your nose?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31602,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Erin","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes. [Angela returns to desk and puts embroidered breathing mask on]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31603,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Erin","text":"I'm a little sick but I don't want to miss my date with Andy. I'll get better. Whenever I'm sick it goes away within a few hours. Except once, when I was in the hospital from age three to six.","text_w_direction":"I'm a little sick but I don't want to miss my date with Andy. I'll get better. Whenever I'm sick it goes away within a few hours. Except once, when I was in the hospital from age three to six.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31604,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"Now, after all the talking I've been doing. It's your turn. This is a town hall meeting. I want to hear what you all sound like.","text_w_direction":"Now, after all the talking I've been doing. It's your turn. This is a town hall meeting. I want to hear what you all sound like.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31605,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"That is a great idea JB.","text_w_direction":"That is a great idea JB.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31606,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"Thank you. You know I get way too many ideas from the top. Now I want to hear your ideas. I mean, did you guys know that Liquid Paper? That wasn't invented by some fancy engineer. No, that was created by a lowly typist.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. You know I get way too many ideas from the top. Now I want to hear your ideas. I mean, did you guys know that Liquid Paper? That wasn't invented by some fancy engineer. No, that was created by a lowly typist.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31607,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Kevin","text":"Jo, I have an idea, for suntan lotion - soap.","text_w_direction":"Jo, I have an idea, for suntan lotion - soap.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31608,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"You know it doesn't have to be an invention.","text_w_direction":"You know it doesn't have to be an invention.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31609,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Oscar","text":"I have a question.","text_w_direction":"I have a question.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31610,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"Oscar, homosexual accountant.","text_w_direction":"Oscar, homosexual accountant.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31611,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Oscar","text":"In the training manual it says, that there is a minority executive training program in Tallahassee?","text_w_direction":"In the training manual it says, that there is a minority executive training program in Tallahassee?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31612,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"I am so proud of Sabre's \"Print In All Colors\" initiative. Any Sabre employee of color, is welcome to apply. Daryl?","text_w_direction":"I am so proud of Sabre's \"Print In All Colors\" initiative. Any Sabre employee of color, is welcome to apply. [Kelly applauds] Daryl?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31613,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"Daryl. Mellow, soulful, smart for warehouse...","text_w_direction":"Daryl. Mellow, soulful, smart for warehouse...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31614,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"Okay hush now.","text_w_direction":"Okay hush now.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31615,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31616,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Daryl","text":"The Sabre shipping method could be more efficient. Combining inventory systems makes sense on paper, but printers and paper ship differently. It'll be faster to deliver them separately, instead of waiting on everything to come in.","text_w_direction":"The Sabre shipping method could be more efficient. Combining inventory systems makes sense on paper, but printers and paper ship differently. It'll be faster to deliver them separately, instead of waiting on everything to come in.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31617,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"But you wouldn't need more trucks?","text_w_direction":"But you wouldn't need more trucks?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31618,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Daryl","text":"Not at all. There's a way that it can be scheduled. I sketched this out downstairs.","text_w_direction":"Not at all. There's a way that it can be scheduled. I sketched this out downstairs.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31619,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"Oh look at you.","text_w_direction":"Oh look at you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31620,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"Look at that picture that you drew. Nice job! We're very proud of you. You know what, we're gonna tape that up on the refrigerator in the kitchen.","text_w_direction":"Look at that picture that you drew. Nice job! We're very proud of you. You know what, we're gonna tape that up on the refrigerator in the kitchen.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31621,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"I like this Daryl. I like this a lot. Maybe you should be doing your sketching upstairs. Would you like an office up here?","text_w_direction":"[Looks over his proposal] I like this Daryl. I like this a lot. Maybe you should be doing your sketching upstairs. Would you like an office up here?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31622,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Daryl","text":"Are you serious?","text_w_direction":"Are you serious?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31623,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"Yeah. Take Jim's old office.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Take Jim's old office.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31624,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Gabe","text":"Um. I set my stuff up in there. So... just give me a few minutes to clean that out for you.","text_w_direction":"Um. I set my stuff up in there. So... just give me a few minutes to clean that out for you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31625,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"Yeah, I want to hear more from you.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I want to hear more from you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31626,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Daryl","text":"Absolutely.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31627,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31628,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Daryl","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31629,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"Okay. Any questions? Anything on anybody's mind? I'm leaving tonight, this is your last chance for a while!","text_w_direction":"Okay. Any questions? Anything on anybody's mind? I'm leaving tonight, this is your last chance for a while!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31630,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"Oh no! Say it's not so, Jo, we're gonna miss you, we're gonna miss you so much!","text_w_direction":"Oh no! Say it's not so, Jo, we're gonna miss you, we're gonna miss you so much!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31631,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"Yes, well okay. Florida ain't that far away.","text_w_direction":"Yes, well okay. Florida ain't that far away.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31632,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I am heading down there.","text_w_direction":"Well, I am heading down there.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31633,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"Well, anytime now.","text_w_direction":"Well, anytime now.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31634,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"How about July 4th weekend?","text_w_direction":"How about July 4th weekend? [Reveals paper ticket]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31635,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"Oh honey you didn't buy a ticket?","text_w_direction":"Oh honey you didn't buy a ticket?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31636,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"I did!","text_w_direction":"I did!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31637,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"Oh honey. I'm not home, very often. And uh, me and my relatives, they take up the guesthouse. I think you should check with my office, before you book any dates, okay?","text_w_direction":"Oh honey. I'm not home, very often. And uh, me and my relatives, they take up the guesthouse. I think you should check with my office, before you book any dates, okay?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31638,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"You know what, in the spirit of full disclosure, I have actually reserved a bunch of different seats on a bunch of different flights, but there are a couple of flights that only have two tickets left, so I think we should pull the trigger and -","text_w_direction":"You know what, in the spirit of full disclosure, I have actually reserved a bunch of different seats on a bunch of different flights, but there are a couple of flights that only have two tickets left, so I think we should pull the trigger and -","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31639,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"Enough!","text_w_direction":"Enough!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31640,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"All right, everybody, just try to put a brave face on.","text_w_direction":"All right, everybody, just try to put a brave face on.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31641,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"Let's follow the chain of events. Jo likes Michael. Jo invites Michael to house. Jo doesn't like Michael anymore. Hmmm.","text_w_direction":"Let's follow the chain of events. Jo likes Michael. Jo invites Michael to house. Jo doesn't like Michael anymore. Hmmm.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31642,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Daryl","text":"Moving on up, to the East Side, to the deluxe apartment in the sky...","text_w_direction":"[singing] Moving on up, to the East Side, to the deluxe apartment in the sky...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31643,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"Hello. I want you to stop what you're doing right now. You are stressed, and I'm taking you to lunch.","text_w_direction":"Hello. I want you to stop what you're doing right now. You are stressed, and I'm taking you to lunch.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31644,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"No, that's very generous of you, but I'm all set.","text_w_direction":"No, that's very generous of you, but I'm all set.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31645,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"No is not an option.","text_w_direction":"No is not an option.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31646,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"Yes it is.","text_w_direction":"Yes it is.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31647,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"All right. Well if you need me, I'll be on the other side of that wall. Knock once for yes, twice for no.","text_w_direction":"All right. Well if you need me, I'll be on the other side of that wall. Knock once for yes, twice for no.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31648,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"How many knocks does it take to get you to do some work?","text_w_direction":"How many knocks does it take to get you to do some work?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31649,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"I'll be over there.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] I'll be over there.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31650,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jim","text":"And I'm actually pleased to be able to offer you printer cartridges and toner now.","text_w_direction":"And I'm actually pleased to be able to offer you printer cartridges and toner now.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31651,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh Jim, Jim! Sorry to bother you.","text_w_direction":"[Whispers] Oh Jim, Jim! Sorry to bother you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31652,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31653,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Dwight","text":"My headphones are broken.","text_w_direction":"My headphones are broken.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31654,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jim","text":"Right.","text_w_direction":"Right.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31655,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Dwight","text":"Can I listen to my music at a low volume?","text_w_direction":"Can I listen to my music at a low volume?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31656,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah that's great. Great.","text_w_direction":"Yeah that's great. Great.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31657,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay? \"The cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon, little boy blue-\"","text_w_direction":"Okay? [Unplugs cord, sings] \"The cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon, little boy blue-\"","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31658,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jim","text":"When's the last time you upgraded your printer?","text_w_direction":"[Overlapping] When's the last time you upgraded your printer?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31659,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"D","text":"\"- and the man in the moon. When you coming home Dad? I don't know when-\"","text_w_direction":"\"- and the man in the moon. When you coming home Dad? I don't know when-\"","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31660,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jim","text":"Please stop that!","text_w_direction":"[Whispers] Please stop that!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31661,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Dwight","text":"\"-But we'll be together then-\"","text_w_direction":"\"-But we'll be together then-\"","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31662,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jim","text":"Can you grow up?","text_w_direction":"Can you grow up?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31663,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Dwight","text":"\"-Dad, you know we'll have a good time then.\"","text_w_direction":"\"-Dad, you know we'll have a good time then.\"","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31664,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jim","text":"Whether it's this time or next time.","text_w_direction":"[Turns off Dwight's music] Whether it's this time or next time.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31665,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Andy","text":"\"The cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon\"","text_w_direction":"[Vocalizes and continues song] \"The cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon\"","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31666,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"[On business call] Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31667,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Andy and Dwight","text":"\"Little boy blue and the man in the moon.\"","text_w_direction":"[Singing, Dwight supplies beats] \"Little boy blue and the man in the moon.\"","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31668,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jim","text":"No, we definitely can talk about it in the next--","text_w_direction":"No, we definitely can talk about it in the next--","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31669,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Andy and Dwight","text":"\"When you coming home Dad?","text_w_direction":"\"When you coming home Dad?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31670,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jim","text":"You know, can I call you back?","text_w_direction":"You know, can I call you back?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31671,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Andy and Dwight","text":"\"I don't know when-\"","text_w_direction":"\"I don't know when-\"","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31672,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jim","text":"That would be great, thank you.","text_w_direction":"That would be great, thank you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31673,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Andy and Dwight","text":"\"But we'll get together then, we're gonna have a good time-\"","text_w_direction":"\"But we'll get together then, we're gonna have a good time-\"","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31674,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jim","text":"No, I know I need to work, I just- I feel weird not being home.","text_w_direction":"[On phone in hallway] No, I know I need to work, I just- I feel weird not being home.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31675,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jim","text":"I am not surprised that Dwight's using my baby to steal my desk. I'm a little surprised that it's working.","text_w_direction":"I am not surprised that Dwight's using my baby to steal my desk. I'm a little surprised that it's working.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31676,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Erin","text":"This fax came for you.","text_w_direction":"This fax came for you. [Coughs]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31677,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"Oh no no no! Are you feeling ill?","text_w_direction":"Oh no no no! Are you feeling ill?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31678,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Erin","text":"Uh...","text_w_direction":"Uh...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31679,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"Oh no honey, if you got a bug, I want you to go on home. I can't have you getting Callie and Jo Jr. sick. These dogs have got to be in a commercial with Dwight Howard next week.","text_w_direction":"Oh no honey, if you got a bug, I want you to go on home. I can't have you getting Callie and Jo Jr. sick. These dogs have got to be in a commercial with Dwight Howard next week.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31680,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Erin","text":"Oh! No. I feel like I could lift a car.","text_w_direction":"Oh! No. I feel like I could lift a car.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31681,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"Yeah, but you sound like death, girl. Now why don't you go on home and take care of yourself and get in bed. And shred that and have them send me a clean fax, okay?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but you sound like death, girl. Now why don't you go on home and take care of yourself and get in bed. And shred that and have them send me a clean fax, okay?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31682,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Erin","text":"Well...","text_w_direction":"Well... [Jo closes door on her]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31683,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Andy","text":"She should go home. It's not the end of the world. We'll go on our date next week. She's still gonna like me in a week. Right?","text_w_direction":"She should go home. It's not the end of the world. We'll go on our date next week. She's still gonna like me in a week. Right?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31684,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"Yes?","text_w_direction":"Yes?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31685,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Andy","text":"I was just working at my desk and I wanted to run some new leads by you.","text_w_direction":"I was just working at my desk and I wanted to run some new leads by you. [Turns feint]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31686,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"Oh! You're sick! Dangit! That's exactly why I sent that receptionist home.","text_w_direction":"Oh! You're sick! [Andy coughs] Dangit! That's exactly why I sent that receptionist home.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31687,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Andy","text":"No, no, no, no, no.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no, no.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31688,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"Get everybody sick in the office.","text_w_direction":"Get everybody sick in the office.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31689,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Andy","text":"I have some good ideas...","text_w_direction":"I have some good ideas...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31690,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"We don't need any heroes here honey. It's time for you to get on home now.","text_w_direction":"We don't need any heroes here honey. It's time for you to get on home now.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31691,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Andy","text":"You sure?","text_w_direction":"You sure?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31692,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"You'll probably feel better once you get some pants on. Come on.","text_w_direction":"You'll probably feel better once you get some pants on. Come on.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31693,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"Very nice.","text_w_direction":"Very nice.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31694,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Daryl","text":"Not bad, huh?","text_w_direction":"Not bad, huh?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31695,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"A real Hoop Dreams story you got there. Oh man, you seem to have caught Jo's eye. How'd you make that happen?","text_w_direction":"A real Hoop Dreams story you got there. Oh man, you seem to have caught Jo's eye. How'd you make that happen?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31696,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Daryl","text":"I impressed her with my good ideas.","text_w_direction":"I impressed her with my good ideas.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31697,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"Hm mm. Seriously, how did you do it?","text_w_direction":"Hm mm. Seriously, how did you do it?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31698,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Daryl","text":"I made a suggestion at the meeting that was good. You were there.","text_w_direction":"I made a suggestion at the meeting that was good. You were there.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31699,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"How do I put this delicately? Does her family owe your family something, in terms of a past injustice?","text_w_direction":"How do I put this delicately? Does her family owe your family something, in terms of a past injustice?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31700,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Daryl","text":"Now Mike, I have to ask you to leave, so that I can learn about this tiny television.","text_w_direction":"Now Mike, I have to ask you to leave, so that I can learn about this tiny television.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31701,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. All right.","text_w_direction":"Okay. All right.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31702,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"Hey there.","text_w_direction":"Hey there.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31703,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"Hey there. So I think I'm done. Gonna head out. Unless you want to chat. Like we were doing earlier.","text_w_direction":"Hey there. So I think I'm done. Gonna head out. Unless you want to chat. Like we were doing earlier.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31704,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"Well there's chatting time and there's working time. I'm still on working time.","text_w_direction":"Well there's chatting time and there's working time. I'm still on working time.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31705,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"Mm? Well, the clock says chatting time, so.","text_w_direction":"Mm? Well, the clock says chatting time, so.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31706,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"Well, if you feel like you've done a solid days work...","text_w_direction":"Well, if you feel like you've done a solid days work...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31707,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"Right. What?","text_w_direction":"Right. What?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31708,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"Well I mean, if you can put your name on this day, and be proud of the amount of work you've done, then, by all means, you should toodle on home.","text_w_direction":"Well I mean, if you can put your name on this day, and be proud of the amount of work you've done, then, by all means, you should toodle on home.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31709,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"Mm. mm. Oh well.","text_w_direction":"Mm. mm. Oh well.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31710,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"Anything else I can help you with?","text_w_direction":"Anything else I can help you with?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31711,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no. That's super-clear-ish. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no. That's super-clear-ish. [Exits, closes door, takes off coat.] Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31712,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Kevin","text":"Just because Jo has no life, does not mean that the rest of us don't have lives. Oscar has a life. I think Ryan has a life. This is outrageous.","text_w_direction":"Just because Jo has no life, does not mean that the rest of us don't have lives. Oscar has a life. I think Ryan has a life. This is outrageous.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31713,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"Hey Pack-man.","text_w_direction":"Hey Pack-man.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31714,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Todd Packer","text":"Hey what's up, Butt-plug?","text_w_direction":"Hey what's up, Butt-plug?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31715,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"How you doing stud? You already there?","text_w_direction":"How you doing stud? You already there?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31716,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Todd Packer","text":"Dude, I've been here since three! I've boot and rallied twice.","text_w_direction":"Dude, I've been here since three! I've boot and rallied twice.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31717,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"How's the lady situation?","text_w_direction":"How's the lady situation?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31718,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Todd Packer","text":"Fat and ugly. You might actually have a chance.","text_w_direction":"Fat and ugly. You might actually have a chance.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31719,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"Ah damn. That sounds great. Unfortunately I am stuck here, because my boss is making us work late.","text_w_direction":"Ah damn. That sounds great. Unfortunately I am stuck here, because my boss is making us work late.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31720,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Todd Packer","text":"Oh here's what you do. Hike up your skirt and pull out your tampon, borrow some balls and come meet me!","text_w_direction":"Oh here's what you do. Hike up your skirt and pull out your tampon, borrow some balls and come meet me!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31721,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. Maybe next year.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Maybe next year.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31722,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Todd Packer","text":"Maybe next \"queer.\" Hey ladies, who wants some bangers and mash?","text_w_direction":"Maybe next \"queer.\" Hey ladies, who wants some bangers and mash?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31723,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Erin","text":"Oh! Andy!","text_w_direction":"[Opens door, surprised] Oh! Andy!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31724,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Andy","text":"Hi!","text_w_direction":"Hi!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31725,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Erin","text":"I'm in my jammy-jams!","text_w_direction":"I'm in my jammy-jams!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31726,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Andy","text":"That's okay, I'm in my \"worky-works.\" You look amazing!","text_w_direction":"That's okay, I'm in my \"worky-works.\" You look amazing!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31727,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, thanks. Come in!","text_w_direction":"Oh, thanks. Come in!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31728,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Meredith","text":"Hey! Me and Creed are in. Are you guys in?","text_w_direction":"Hey! Me and Creed are in. Are you guys in?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31729,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh I'm in.","text_w_direction":"Oh I'm in.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31730,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Oscar","text":"I'm in.","text_w_direction":"I'm in.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31731,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Meredith","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right. [The four of them get out of chairs to run out, Jo exits her office. They retreat.]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31732,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"Oh, you don't become the most powerful woman in Tallahassee by slacking off. You do it by working hard. Or marrying rich. I did both!","text_w_direction":"Oh, you don't become the most powerful woman in Tallahassee by slacking off. [Scoffs] You do it by working hard. Or marrying rich. I did both!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31733,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Dwight","text":"Ah. Got a little client meeting at Shanny O'Gannigan's tonight. It shouldn't go all night long, so if you'd like me to, I could swing by your house so the baby can experience a strong male presence. No? Nothing? Okay. Have fun working.","text_w_direction":"Ah. Got a little client meeting at Shanny O'Gannigan's tonight. It shouldn't go all night long, so if you'd like me to, I could swing by your house so the baby can experience a strong male presence. [Jim is silent] No? Nothing? Okay. Have fun working. [Whistles \"Cat's in the Cradle\" song]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31734,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Dwight","text":"Hi there Jo. Sorry to interrupt. Um, this evening I have...","text_w_direction":"Hi there Jo. Sorry to interrupt. Um, this evening [phone rings] I have...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31735,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"Hello?","text_w_direction":"Hello?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31736,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jim","text":"Hey Jo, it's Jim Halpert. I actually scheduled a meeting at 7","text_w_direction":"Hey Jo, it's Jim Halpert. I actually scheduled a meeting at 7","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31737,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"Well sure. You know, you go ahead and push some printers.","text_w_direction":"Well sure. You know, you go ahead and push some printers.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31738,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jim","text":"You know I will. And by the way, seriously, we never, never do this!","text_w_direction":"You know I will. And by the way, seriously, we never, never do this!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31739,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31740,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31741,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"Sorry Sugar. What'd you want?","text_w_direction":"Sorry Sugar. What'd you want?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31742,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, you see, I actually do have a meeting. With a client. I'm just gonna reschedule for next week.","text_w_direction":"Well, you see, I actually do have a meeting. With a client. I'm just gonna reschedule for next week.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31743,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31744,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jim","text":"Thanks again by the way.","text_w_direction":"[pops back into Jo's doorway] Thanks again by the way.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31745,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Daryl","text":"Hey! What are you fellas doing up here?","text_w_direction":"Hey! What are you fellas doing up here?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31746,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Warehouse guy 1","text":"We're here to bust you out!","text_w_direction":"We're here to bust you out!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31747,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Daryl","text":"I wish, but uh-","text_w_direction":"I wish, but uh-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31748,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Warehouse guy 1","text":"Dude! Your shirt tucked in?","text_w_direction":"Dude! Your shirt tucked in?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31749,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Daryl","text":"Oh. Yeah, um, I must have did that when I was in the bathroom. All right then, uh, let me get to it.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Yeah, um, I must have did that when I was in the bathroom. All right then, uh, let me get to it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31750,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Warehouse guy 1","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31751,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Warehouse guy 2","text":"See you later.","text_w_direction":"See you later.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31752,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Erin","text":"Your hand's cold.","text_w_direction":"Your hand's cold.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31753,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Andy","text":"It is? I'm sorry.","text_w_direction":"It is? I'm sorry.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31754,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah, have some more blanket.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, have some more blanket.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31755,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Andy","text":"Okay, thanks.","text_w_direction":"Okay, thanks.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31756,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Reid","text":"What's up?","text_w_direction":"What's up?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31757,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Andy","text":"Whoa!","text_w_direction":"Whoa!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31758,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Erin","text":"You're awake. Andy, this is my brother, Reid.","text_w_direction":"You're awake. Andy, this is my brother, Reid.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31759,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Andy","text":"I didn't know you had a brother.","text_w_direction":"I didn't know you had a brother.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31760,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Erin","text":"He's my foster brother.","text_w_direction":"He's my foster brother.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31761,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Andy","text":"Well, any brother of Erin's is a friend of mine. Nice to meet you. Andy Bernard.","text_w_direction":"Well, any brother of Erin's is a friend of mine. Nice to meet you. Andy Bernard. [They shake hands]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31762,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Reid","text":"Cold hands.","text_w_direction":"Cold hands. [Takes spot next to Erin on love seat]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31763,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Andy","text":"Are we rotating seats, or?","text_w_direction":"Are we rotating seats, or?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31764,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Reid","text":"Oh yeah, you're the guest. Take the easy chair, best seat in the house. Plus, you don't have to sit next to this big dork and her smelly feet.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah, you're the guest. Take the easy chair, best seat in the house. Plus, you don't have to sit next to this big dork and her smelly feet.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31765,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Erin","text":"Hey! My feet aren't smelly, they smell like roses. Smell them!","text_w_direction":"Hey! My feet aren't smelly, they smell like roses. Smell them! [puts her feet in his face]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31766,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Reid","text":"Ooh!","text_w_direction":"Ooh! [Erin giggles]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31767,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Andy","text":"So, how does the whole foster sibling thing work? Do you guys share one parent or-?","text_w_direction":"So, how does the whole foster sibling thing work? Do you guys share one parent or-?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31768,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Erin","text":"None. We were in the same house from ages ten to twelve. And then from fifteen to eighteen.","text_w_direction":"None. We were in the same house from ages ten to twelve. And then from fifteen to eighteen.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31769,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Andy","text":"All right. Formative years.","text_w_direction":"All right. Formative years. [She laughs]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31770,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Reid","text":"Nice skirt.","text_w_direction":"Nice skirt.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31771,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, it's a kilt.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it's a kilt.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31772,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Night cleaning crew","text":"Oh! Sorry! Sorry, sorry.","text_w_direction":"Oh! Sorry! Sorry, sorry. [They retreat. Pan around office still full with staff.]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31773,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Angela","text":"Yes, I'm anxious to get off work. But let me be clear. It's not to celebrate St Patrick's Day. It's so I can protest St. Patrick's Day.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I'm anxious to get off work. But let me be clear. It's not to celebrate St Patrick's Day. It's so I can protest St. Patrick's Day.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31774,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"Overnight all my damn bags home. I'm carrying nothing but my Sable gloves. I've had it with Homeland Security. And I want you to put all those tracking numbers in my Blackberry.","text_w_direction":"Overnight all my damn bags home. I'm carrying nothing but my Sable gloves. I've had it with Homeland Security. And I want you to put all those tracking numbers in my Blackberry.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31775,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"How late do we have to work tonight?","text_w_direction":"How late do we have to work tonight?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31776,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Gabe","text":"You never know with Jo. Sometimes we're here til midnight. Sometimes she doesn't show up for three days.","text_w_direction":"You never know with Jo. Sometimes we're here til midnight. Sometimes she doesn't show up for three days.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31777,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"Why does she do that? Why doesn't she just tell you what your schedule is?","text_w_direction":"Why does she do that? Why doesn't she just tell you what your schedule is?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31778,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Gabe","text":"Yeah, that would be awesome. I could get a girlfriend. Wouldn't have to go to Amsterdam seven times a year. But uh, I'm young, right? I will date when I'm dead!","text_w_direction":"Yeah, that would be awesome. I could get a girlfriend. Wouldn't have to go to Amsterdam seven times a year. But uh, I'm young, right? I will date when I'm dead! [Laughs]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31779,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"Do I really want to turn out like Gabe? Twenty-six. Single. Tied to my desk. No life, no family. I want to have been married by the time I would've turned thirty. That's just - that's just depressing.","text_w_direction":"Do I really want to turn out like Gabe? Twenty-six. Single. Tied to my desk. No life, no family. I want to have been married by the time I would've turned thirty. That's just - that's just depressing.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31780,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"Hello Jo.","text_w_direction":"Hello Jo.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31781,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"Anything I can do for you Puddin'?","text_w_direction":"Anything I can do for you Puddin'?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31782,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"There is, as a matter of fact. It's getting sorta late. It's 8","text_w_direction":"There is, as a matter of fact. It's getting sorta late. It's 8","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31783,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"Hmm.","text_w_direction":"Hmm.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31784,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"I'm thrilled with the work they've done today, both quality and the quantity. Great performance, Very, very solid all the way around.","text_w_direction":"I'm thrilled with the work they've done today, both quality and the quantity. Great performance, Very, very solid all the way around.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31785,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"All right then.","text_w_direction":"All right then.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31786,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Happy St. Patrick's Day. And also, I would like to say that I will be canceling my trip down to Tallahassee. Although I do look forward to our professional relationship.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Happy St. Patrick's Day. [Starts to leave office] And also, I would like to say that I will be canceling my trip down to Tallahassee. Although I do look forward to our professional relationship.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31787,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"Michael?","text_w_direction":"Michael?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31788,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31789,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jo","text":"I look forward to that too.","text_w_direction":"I look forward to that too.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31790,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Andy","text":"Ooh. It's coming down out there.","text_w_direction":"Ooh. It's coming down out there.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31791,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Erin","text":"Yes. Thank you, for coming all the way here.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Thank you, for coming all the way here.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31792,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Andy","text":"No, I-","text_w_direction":"No, I-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31793,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Erin","text":"I'm so sorry I was so sick.","text_w_direction":"I'm so sorry I was so sick. [Andy leans in. She leans in. Reid appears in background. Erin kisses Andy on the cheek.]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31794,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Andy","text":"Ah. Oh great, now I'm gonna get sick.","text_w_direction":"Ah. Oh great, now I'm gonna get sick. [They both laugh]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31795,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"Excuse me, excuse me. Hey guys!","text_w_direction":"Excuse me, excuse me. Hey guys!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31796,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Meredith, Creed, Oscar and Matt","text":"","text_w_direction":"[cheering Michael]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31797,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"Drinks are on me!","text_w_direction":"Drinks are on me!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31798,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Oscar","text":"No! No, no no! Put your credit cards away. Drinks are on us!","text_w_direction":"No! No, no no! Put your credit cards away. Drinks are on us!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31799,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"Oh -hoh! All right.","text_w_direction":"Oh -hoh! All right.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31800,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"Did I mess up my career today? My future prospects at Sabre? I don't know. There is a chance. Yes. I tell you I love my job. But Jo wants me to put on a show for her, and pretend to work late? Nah. I spent all day, trying to make her like me, and I forgot to ask myself something","text_w_direction":"Did I mess up my career today? My future prospects at Sabre? I don't know. There is a chance. Yes. I tell you I love my job. But Jo wants me to put on a show for her, and pretend to work late? Nah. I spent all day, trying to make her like me, and I forgot to ask myself something[/b]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31801,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Todd Packer","text":"Whoops!","text_w_direction":"Whoops! [Humps Michael]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31802,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Okay, all right. Best night ever. What the hell is going on back there?","text_w_direction":"Okay. Okay, all right. Best night ever. [Meredith joins behind Packer] What the hell is going on back there?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31803,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. We should be able to have that right over to you by Monday. Yeah no problem. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. We should be able to have that right over to you by Monday. Yeah no problem. [Reveal Jim behind Quad-Desk] Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31804,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Dwight","text":"What the hell is this?","text_w_direction":"What the hell is this?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31805,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jim","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31806,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Dwight","text":"This is not Mega-Desk.","text_w_direction":"This is not Mega-Desk.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31807,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jim","text":"No, it's not. They call it Quad-Desk.","text_w_direction":"No, it's not. They call it Quad-Desk.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31808,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Dwight","text":"That's ridiculous, this is made up of three desks.","text_w_direction":"That's ridiculous, this is made up of three desks.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31809,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Jim","text":"Oh my God. We're going to have to re-name it then aren't we?","text_w_direction":"Oh my God. We're going to have to re-name it then aren't we? [Dwight's phone rings. He crawls into nook under Jim's Quad-Desk]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31810,"season":6,"episode":19,"episode_name":"St. Patrick's Day","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Jonathan Huges","character":"Dwight","text":"Hello, Dwight Schrute?","text_w_direction":"Hello, Dwight Schrute?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2010-03-11"}
{"index":31811,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Hey Jim, Jim. Come here. Do you know who that is?","text_w_direction":"Hey Jim, Jim. Come here. [holds up photo] Do you know who that is?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31812,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31813,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Look at him. Look at him - t-shirt, jeans...","text_w_direction":"Look at him. Look at him - t-shirt, jeans...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31814,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Is he you?","text_w_direction":"Is he you?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31815,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I am flattered. That's Johnny Depp.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] I am flattered. That's Johnny Depp.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31816,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Where did you take that?","text_w_direction":"Where did you take that?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31817,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"In my condo complex.","text_w_direction":"In my condo complex.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31818,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Oh my God, that's right. I read in People magazine that he was looking for a two-bedroom condo in Scranton.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, that's right. I read in People magazine that he was looking for a two-bedroom condo in Scranton.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31819,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I am flipping out, man. I mean, you remember my idea for the fourth Pirates movie.","text_w_direction":"I am flipping out, man. I mean, you remember my idea for the fourth Pirates movie.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31820,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Sure. That they should do one.","text_w_direction":"Sure. That they should do one.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31821,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, Jim, Jim - where, where do I find the Black Pearl?","text_w_direction":"[feigning accent] Hey, Jim, Jim - where, where do I find the Black Pearl?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31822,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Who's that?","text_w_direction":"Who's that?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31823,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Captain Jack Sparrow. Captain Jack Sparrow, Jim.","text_w_direction":"Captain Jack Sparrow. Captain Jack Sparrow, Jim.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31824,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"John Dillinger.","text_w_direction":"John Dillinger.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31825,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"No. I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.","text_w_direction":"No. I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31826,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Captain Crunch.","text_w_direction":"Captain Crunch.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31827,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, okay. Screw you, Halpert. You know, it's not easy getting excited about stuff. Remember how you felt when you thought you'd seen Roger Clemens?","text_w_direction":"Okay, okay. Screw you, Halpert. You know, it's not easy getting excited about stuff. Remember how you felt when you thought you'd seen Roger Clemens?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31828,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"At the Yankees game. Yeah.","text_w_direction":"At the Yankees game. Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31829,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. Well, it wasn't him.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Well, it wasn't him.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31830,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"I had a little better reason to believe that... You're right. You're right. Well, you're not right, because Johnny Depp...","text_w_direction":"I had a little better reason to believe that... You're right. You're right. Well, you're not right, because Johnny Depp...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31831,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I know, I know.","text_w_direction":"I know, I know.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31832,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"...in your condo complex.","text_w_direction":"...in your condo complex.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31833,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I know! It also explains why the name on his mailbox was M Shulman.","text_w_direction":"I know! It also explains why the name on his mailbox was M Shulman.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31834,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"M. Night Shulman?","text_w_direction":"M. Night Shulman?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31835,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"First up, the lost and found has gone missing. It itself is lost, so please, try not to lose anything until we find it. Ah, pet day. If you don't have a pet, please don't feel like -","text_w_direction":"[speaking at a staff meeting] First up, the lost and found has gone missing. It itself is lost, so please, try not to lose anything until we find it. Ah, pet day. If you don't have a pet, please don't feel like -","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31836,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Stanley","text":"When are we getting to sales topics?","text_w_direction":"When are we getting to sales topics?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31837,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, what about those leads? Did you hear anything from corporate?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, what about those leads? Did you hear anything from corporate?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31838,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Ah, yes, the leads. The leads that Sabre has spent $50,000 to get from a market research company... are not here yet. But will be.. No, no, meeting's not over.","text_w_direction":"Ah, yes, the leads. The leads that Sabre has spent $50,000 to get from a market research company... are not here yet. But will be.. [muttering, people rise to leave] No, no, meeting's not over.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31839,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"But is there anything relevant to the sales staff here?","text_w_direction":"But is there anything relevant to the sales staff here?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31840,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"No sales topic per se.","text_w_direction":"No sales topic per se.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31841,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Well then no Andy Bernard per se.","text_w_direction":"Well then no Andy Bernard per se. [Andy and others begin exiting the room]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31842,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight?","text_w_direction":"Dwight?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31843,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Sorry, Michael, I got calls to make.","text_w_direction":"Sorry, Michael, I got calls to make.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31844,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I would like your undivided attention, please.","text_w_direction":"I would like your undivided attention, please.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31845,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"You couldn't handle my undivided attention.","text_w_direction":"You couldn't handle my undivided attention.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31846,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Over the last few weeks, things have been changing here. Sabre says it is our duty to support the sales team and the salesmen are letting it go to their heads. I think it's kind of screwed up, because the way this place used to work was","text_w_direction":"Over the last few weeks, things have been changing here. Sabre says it is our duty to support the sales team and the salesmen are letting it go to their heads. I think it's kind of screwed up, because the way this place used to work was[/b]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31847,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Listen, Michael - about what happened earlier.","text_w_direction":"Listen, Michael - about what happened earlier.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31848,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31849,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"When I was asking about the leads.","text_w_direction":"When I was asking about the leads.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31850,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"M-hmm.","text_w_direction":"M-hmm.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31851,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"... is there any news on the leads?","text_w_direction":"... is there any news on the leads?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31852,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Is that all you have to say to me?","text_w_direction":"Is that all you have to say to me?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31853,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah. You got any news on the leads? ... Okay, I'll tell you what. I'm going out on a very important sales call. You get any news about the leads, you try me. All of my numbers. All six of my numbers, okay? Including the car phone! Alright, Dwight out!","text_w_direction":"Yeah. You got any news on the leads? ... Okay, I'll tell you what. I'm going out on a very important sales call. You get any news about the leads, you try me. All of my numbers. All six of my numbers, okay? Including the car phone! [leaves office] Alright, Dwight out!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31854,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Salesman is king. As the best salesman, I am king of kings. Oh, you say Jesus is king of kings? Well. What does that say to you about how I think of myself?","text_w_direction":"Salesman is king. As the best salesman, I am king of kings. Oh, you say Jesus is king of kings? Well. What does that say to you about how I think of myself?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31855,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Hm-hm. Do you not answer e-mails anymore? Because I've e-mailed you four times asking you to come to my desk.","text_w_direction":"Hm-hm. Do you not answer e-mails anymore? Because I've e-mailed you four times asking you to come to my desk.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31856,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"Honey, if I don't have time to answer an e-mail, I definitely don't have time to walk over to your desk.","text_w_direction":"Honey, if I don't have time to answer an e-mail, I definitely don't have time to walk over to your desk.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31857,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Wow, wowie wowie. Congratulations. It's a big cheque.","text_w_direction":"Wow, wowie wowie. Congratulations. It's a big cheque. [Jim stands in corner, texting]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31858,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, sorry, wait one second.","text_w_direction":"Oh, sorry, wait one second.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31859,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Stop sexting Pam. I'm trying to congratulate you.","text_w_direction":"Stop sexting Pam. I'm trying to congratulate you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31860,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"This is actually a big potential sale, so...","text_w_direction":"This is actually a big potential sale, so...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31861,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"You writing your memoirs over there?","text_w_direction":"You writing your memoirs over there?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31862,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"You writing your name over there?","text_w_direction":"You writing your name over there?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31863,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Well, it's a pretty big check.","text_w_direction":"Well, it's a pretty big check.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31864,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"That's good. You know, with the kid.","text_w_direction":"That's good. You know, with the kid.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31865,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Don't gloat. Here's the thing. This kind of money can corrupt people.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Don't gloat. Here's the thing. This kind of money can corrupt people.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31866,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Alright, here we go. Michael...","text_w_direction":"Alright, here we go. [taps page] Michael...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31867,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I'm just saying, that -","text_w_direction":"I'm just saying, that -","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31868,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Michael - Great.","text_w_direction":"Michael - [Michael signs] Great.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31869,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Very nice. Let me just, let me just write that down real quick. Pencil? Can you give me that pencil? Hang on Teddy... I'm making a sale. Sales.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Very nice. Let me just, let me just write that down real quick. [motions to Darryl] Pencil? Can you give me that pencil? Hang on Teddy... [covers phone] I'm making a sale. Sales.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31870,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"There's other pencil's in this office.","text_w_direction":"There's other pencil's in this office.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31871,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Give me that","text_w_direction":"Give me that [wrestles with Darryl, Andy falls over chair and to the floor]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31872,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Honey and jelly sandwich time.","text_w_direction":"Honey and jelly sandwich time. [removes lunch from fridge]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31873,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31874,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, you got to be kidding me. Look at that. That's -","text_w_direction":"Oh, you got to be kidding me. [holds up squashed sandwich] Look at that. That's -","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31875,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"I know who did that.","text_w_direction":"I know who did that.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31876,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"You saw who did this and you didn't stop them?","text_w_direction":"You saw who did this and you didn't stop them?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31877,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"Didn't have to see. It was sales. I can feel it. They are out of control.","text_w_direction":"Didn't have to see. It was sales. I can feel it. They are out of control.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31878,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"The sales department smashed my sandwich.","text_w_direction":"The sales department smashed my sandwich.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31879,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"Yes. All of 'em. Together. It's a conspiracy. Listen to me, Mike, you gotta do something about them.","text_w_direction":"Yes. All of 'em. Together. It's a conspiracy. Listen to me, Mike, you gotta do something about them.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31880,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"You don't get it.","text_w_direction":"You don't get it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31881,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"You need to get back on top.","text_w_direction":"You need to get back on top.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31882,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"That's what she said.","text_w_direction":"That's what she said.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31883,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31884,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31885,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"Something came for you, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Something came for you, Michael. [hands him a parcel]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31886,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you very much.","text_w_direction":"Thank you very much.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31887,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"What'd you get?","text_w_direction":"What'd you get?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31888,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Ah, just the stupid leads.","text_w_direction":"Ah, just the stupid leads.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31889,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Alright!","text_w_direction":"Alright!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31890,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Stanley","text":"About time.","text_w_direction":"About time.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31891,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Me likey!","text_w_direction":"Me likey!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31892,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"Finally, Michael. Hand 'em over, numbnuts. But seriously. It's your job to give us those leads.","text_w_direction":"Finally, Michael. Hand 'em over, numbnuts. [Michael stares at her incredulously] But seriously. It's your job to give us those leads.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31893,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Alright. Then I guess I should give them out. Hold on. You know what I'm thinking? I'm thinking that I have something that you want. You guys are acting like you own this place. And you don't. Not even Sabre owns this place. It's a rental. I'm kind of sick of the attitude around here. I'm sick of the cocky walk, I am sick of you throwing your paycheck in my face, I am sick of your uppity attitude, Jim... I think I am not going to give these to you.","text_w_direction":"Alright. Then I guess I should give them out. Hold on. You know what I'm thinking? I'm thinking that I have something that you want. You guys are acting like you own this place. And you don't. Not even Sabre owns this place. It's a rental. I'm kind of sick of the attitude around here. I'm sick of the cocky walk, I am sick of you throwing your paycheck in my face, I am sick of your uppity attitude, Jim... I think I am not going to give these to you. [Angela, Kevin and Oscar applaud]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31894,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Stanley","text":"We need those leads, Michael. It's our job Michael. Michael!","text_w_direction":"We need those leads, Michael. It's our job Michael. Michael!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31895,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Gabe","text":"Michael, we spent a lot of money on those leads. You have to give them out.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Michael, we spent a lot of money on those leads. You have to give them out.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31896,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Then we are just rewarding their bad behaviour. Okay. Just - imagine that instead of going to jail for murdering someone, you got an ice-cream cone. If that were the case, then in the summertime, everyone would go around killing people for the pleasure of an ice-cream cone.","text_w_direction":"Then we are just rewarding their bad behaviour. Okay. Just - imagine that instead of going to jail for murdering someone, you got an ice-cream cone. If that were the case, then in the summertime, everyone would go around killing people for the pleasure of an ice-cream cone.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31897,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Gabe","text":"Michael, I don't want to incentivise murder. But - we've tried to make it clear that our policy emphasises sales staff -","text_w_direction":"Michael, I don't want to incentivise murder. But - we've tried to make it clear that our policy emphasises sales staff -","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31898,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"They act like I have no power.","text_w_direction":"They act like I have no power.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31899,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Gabe","text":"But you do. You are in charge -","text_w_direction":"But you do. You are in charge -","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31900,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Miichael","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31901,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Gabe","text":"- of supporting the sales staff. You are required to hand out those leads, Michael.","text_w_direction":"- of supporting the sales staff. You are required to hand out those leads, Michael.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31902,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Hmm. Well, if that is what I am required to do, I will do exactly that.","text_w_direction":"Hmm. Well, if that is what I am required to do, I will do exactly that.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31903,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Gabe","text":"Okay, good.","text_w_direction":"Okay, good.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31904,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Exactly that.","text_w_direction":"Exactly that.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31905,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Gabe","text":"Good.","text_w_direction":"Good.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31906,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Exactly that.","text_w_direction":"Exactly that.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31907,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Gabe","text":"Why do you keep repeating -","text_w_direction":"Why do you keep repeating - [Michael hangs up]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31908,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Hello. May I have everyone's attention, please? Gabe has instructed me to hand out the leads, so I'm going to give the leads to... King Creed!","text_w_direction":"Hello. May I have everyone's attention, please? Gabe has instructed me to hand out the leads, so I'm going to give the leads to... King Creed! [hands him a lead]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31909,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"What are you -","text_w_direction":"What are you -","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31910,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"- and to King Meredith!","text_w_direction":"- and to King Meredith! [hands her a lead]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31911,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Stanley","text":"They aren't salespeople!","text_w_direction":"They aren't salespeople!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31912,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"And to King Angela! Because today we are all kings. And queens.","text_w_direction":"And to King Angela! [hands her a lead] Because today we are all kings. And queens [pats Oscar's shoulder].","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31913,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"What the hell do you think you're doing?","text_w_direction":"What the hell do you think you're doing?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31914,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I'm giving them the leads, Phyllis.","text_w_direction":"I'm giving them the leads, Phyllis.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31915,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31916,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31917,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"So I'm going to go ahead and save you some time, and tell you that no-one's going to go along with this. But you knew that, right?","text_w_direction":"So I'm going to go ahead and save you some time, and tell you that no-one's going to go along with this. But you knew that, right?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31918,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31919,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Alright. So why don't you just give me my share of the leads, and I'll start making some calls?","text_w_direction":"Alright. So why don't you just give me my share of the leads, and I'll start making some calls?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31920,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay. [passes Jim some index cards]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31921,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, alright.","text_w_direction":"Hey, alright.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31922,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31923,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Ahh, these aren't leads. What are they?","text_w_direction":"Ahh, these aren't leads. What are they?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31924,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, right, those are clues. And within each clue is a lesson. You learn a lesson, and then you find a lead. The leads are scattered all over the industrial park. I am trying to make your kids respect you. Because a father needs to respect his boss, and kids don't respect the father who doesn't respect the boss. Do you understand that line of logic?","text_w_direction":"Oh, right, those are clues. And within each clue is a lesson. You learn a lesson, and then you find a lead. The leads are scattered all over the industrial park. I am trying to make your kids respect you. Because a father needs to respect his boss, and kids don't respect the father who doesn't respect the boss. Do you understand that line of logic?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31925,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"I don't think you understand -","text_w_direction":"I don't think you understand -","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31926,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I do understand it.","text_w_direction":"I do understand it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31927,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"This one's a map.","text_w_direction":"[holds up card] This one's a map.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31928,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Or is it?","text_w_direction":"Or is it?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31929,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Oh, how the tables have turned. I see you got my e-mail.","text_w_direction":"Oh, how the tables have turned. I see you got my e-mail.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31930,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"Are you gonna give me the leads or not?","text_w_direction":"Are you gonna give me the leads or not?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31931,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"I'll give you the leads. But you know what? It's going to cost you some clerical work","text_w_direction":"I'll give you the leads. But you know what? It's going to cost you some clerical work [hands her a mountain of paperwork]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31932,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"What are these for?","text_w_direction":"What are these for?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31933,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"It doesn't matter. Fill them out. All of them. Then when you're done, you can watch me shred them.","text_w_direction":"It doesn't matter. Fill them out. All of them. Then when you're done, you can watch me shred them.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31934,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"I want to watch the Kardashians! I don't want to watch boring -","text_w_direction":"I want to watch the Kardashians! I don't want to watch boring -","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31935,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"It's my -","text_w_direction":"It's my -","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31936,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Stanley","text":"The Kardashians is a good show.","text_w_direction":"The Kardashians is a good show.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31937,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"No it's - how would he even know the Kardashians?","text_w_direction":"No it's - how would he even know the Kardashians?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31938,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"It's about a family. A real-life family.","text_w_direction":"It's about a family. A real-life family.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31939,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"No, Stanley, do you -","text_w_direction":"No, Stanley, do you -","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31940,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Hey baby, what's up?","text_w_direction":"[over phone] Hey baby, what's up?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31941,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"I am currently reading incoherent riddles on blue index cards to find vital information that Michael has hidden all over the office. How are you?","text_w_direction":"I am currently reading incoherent riddles on blue index cards to find vital information that Michael has hidden all over the office. How are you?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31942,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Nothing but vomit and diapers over here.","text_w_direction":"Nothing but vomit and diapers over here.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31943,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Oh my god, I couldn't envy you more.","text_w_direction":"Oh my god, I couldn't envy you more.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31944,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Having a baby is as exhausting as they say it is. Having two babies - that's just unfair.","text_w_direction":"Having a baby is as exhausting as they say it is. Having two babies [holds up index cards] - that's just unfair.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31945,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"How about this one - 'When arrogant salesmen are mean to my face, a certain manager will go to his moppy place.'","text_w_direction":"How about this one - 'When arrogant salesmen are mean to my face, a certain manager will go to his moppy place.'","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31946,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"He means his mopey place, it's under that streetlamp that he thinks was in Casablanca.","text_w_direction":"He means his mopey place, it's under that streetlamp that he thinks was in Casablanca.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31947,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"I love you.","text_w_direction":"I love you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31948,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Today I turned an office crisis into a teachable moment. A lesser manager would have screwed this day up royally","text_w_direction":"Today I turned an office crisis into a teachable moment. [cuts to Jim fishing one of the leads out of a catering size tin of Ravioli] A lesser manager would have screwed this day up royally [clue next to Jim reads[/b]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31949,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Hey. I guess you probably won't give me your leads since I'm a jerk salesman.","text_w_direction":"Hey. I guess you probably won't give me your leads since I'm a jerk salesman.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31950,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah. I basically wish you were dead. I hid the leads.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I basically wish you were dead. [grins] I hid the leads.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31951,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Where?","text_w_direction":"Where?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31952,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"Colder. Colder. Warmer. Warmer. Colder. Colder. Warmer. Warmer. Warmer. Hot. Hotter. Pretty hot. Lower.","text_w_direction":"[mimes zipping mouth and throwing away key, Andy begins to walk away] Colder. Colder. Warmer. Warmer. Colder. Colder. Warmer. Warmer. Warmer. Hot. [Andy hovers his hands above her chest] Hotter. Pretty hot. Lower.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31953,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Are you...","text_w_direction":"Are you...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31954,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"Lower.","text_w_direction":"Lower.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31955,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Are you sure?","text_w_direction":"Are you sure?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31956,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"Lower","text_w_direction":"Lower [tilts head toward her desk, then flips over her keyboard, revealing the leads. Andy scratches his head, recovering]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31957,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"What are you doing, idiot?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing, idiot? [Jim is crouched down, peering under a car]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31958,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Michael's stupid scavenger hunt.","text_w_direction":"Michael's stupid scavenger hunt.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31959,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Scavenger hunt? Here. I can solve it. Give it. 'The treasure you seek is in the parking lot under the first president.'","text_w_direction":"Scavenger hunt? Here. I can solve it. Give it. [grabs card] 'The treasure you seek is in the parking lot under the first president.'","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31960,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Lincoln.","text_w_direction":"[taps car] Lincoln.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31961,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"The prankster is getting pranked. Ha ha.","text_w_direction":"The prankster is getting pranked. Ha ha.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31962,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"It involves you too.","text_w_direction":"[holds up the retrieved lead] It involves you too.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31963,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"The leads are in?","text_w_direction":"The leads are in?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31964,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael? Michael, you were supposed to tell me when the leads came in.","text_w_direction":"Michael? Michael, you were supposed to tell me when the leads came in.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31965,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Well, bigshot, 'If you want to find your leads, go to the man who never breathes'.","text_w_direction":"Well, bigshot, 'If you want to find your leads, go to the man who never breathes'.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31966,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Kevin! Damnit Kevin, give me those leads. Where are they? C'mon -","text_w_direction":"Kevin! Damnit [runs over to Kevin's desk] Kevin, give me those leads. Where are they? C'mon -","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31967,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"You are never going to find them.","text_w_direction":"You are never going to find them.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31968,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Really.","text_w_direction":"Really.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31969,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"I'm going to enjoy this.","text_w_direction":"I'm going to enjoy this.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31970,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Gimme the leads. Where are my leads?","text_w_direction":"[begins to strangle him] Gimme the leads. Where are my leads?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31971,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"I'm still enjoying it.","text_w_direction":"[muffled] I'm still enjoying it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31972,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Where are they?","text_w_direction":"Where are they?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31973,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Turn the trash. Turn the trash.","text_w_direction":"Turn the trash. Turn the trash.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31974,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Turn the trash It's code. Alright, Meredith, take off your dress.","text_w_direction":"Turn the trash [releases him - Kevin coughs] It's code. Alright, Meredith, take off your dress.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31975,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Meredith","text":"Okey-dokey.","text_w_direction":"[stands up and reaches for her buttons] Okey-dokey.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31976,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"No, dear god, no, it's in the trash can. In the kitchen.","text_w_direction":"No, dear god, no, it's in the trash can. In the kitchen.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31977,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Meredith","text":"It's coming off anyway.","text_w_direction":"It's coming off anyway.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31978,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Clean sack.","text_w_direction":"[dashes to kitchen, overturns the trash can, tastes the bin liner] Clean sack.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31979,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"What -","text_w_direction":"What -","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31980,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"I emptied it in the dumpster. With Toby's baba ganoush.","text_w_direction":"I emptied it in the dumpster. With Toby's baba ganoush.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31981,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Toby","text":"If we don't patronise the only Syrian restaurant in town, there'll be nothing left but pan pizzas and make-your-own salads.","text_w_direction":"If we don't patronise the only Syrian restaurant in town, there'll be nothing left but pan pizzas and make-your-own salads.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31982,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"It's empty!","text_w_direction":"[dives into dumpster, rattling noises then he emerges] It's empty!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31983,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Wait. What day is today?","text_w_direction":"Wait. What day is today?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31984,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Um, tonight is Ghost Whisperer. So, Friday.","text_w_direction":"Um, tonight is Ghost Whisperer. So, Friday.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31985,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Oh my god. Oh my god oh my god, no, no no, hey, hey wait, wait!","text_w_direction":"Oh my god. Oh my god [takes off running] oh my god, no, no no, hey, hey [chases after garbage van] wait, wait!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31986,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. You know what, let's just go to the dump, start looking - Ryan, c'mon, shotgun in my car -","text_w_direction":"Okay. You know what, let's just go to the dump, start looking - Ryan, c'mon, shotgun in my car -","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31987,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"Michael, why would we all go to the dump?","text_w_direction":"Michael, why would we all go to the dump?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31988,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Why? Because I am not going to call Sabre and say, 'Hi, you know those very valuable expensive leads that you gave us earlier today? Well, because of a screw-up by a staff member, they're now in the city dump.\"","text_w_direction":"Why? Because I am not going to call Sabre and say, 'Hi, you know those very valuable expensive leads that you gave us earlier today? Well, because of a screw-up by a staff member, they're now in the city dump.\"","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31989,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Stanley","text":"Not your staff, Michael. You.","text_w_direction":"Not your staff, Michael. You.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31990,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Well, that's not the way it's going t sound. Here's what we're going to do. We'll go to the dump, we'll look around, then we'll all go out and get pizza, maybe catch a movie, late-night drink, some more pizza, call it a night. What do you -","text_w_direction":"Well, that's not the way it's going t sound. Here's what we're going to do. We'll go to the dump, we'll look around, then we'll all go out and get pizza, maybe catch a movie, late-night drink, some more pizza, call it a night. What do you -","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31991,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Toby","text":"Does it have to be pizza? Could go for a, falafel?","text_w_direction":"Does it have to be pizza? Could go for a, falafel?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31992,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31993,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"I'm not going. You did this, not us.","text_w_direction":"I'm not going. You did this, not us.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31994,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, no, you encouraged it. You were complicit Complicit. You were all successories!","text_w_direction":"Okay, no, you encouraged it. You were complicit [looks to Jim for vocab-reassurance] Complicit. You were all successories!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31995,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"That sounds fun, mucking around in the dump. Wish I could go.","text_w_direction":"That sounds fun, mucking around in the dump. Wish I could go.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31996,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"You can.","text_w_direction":"You can.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31997,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"I can't. You know that.","text_w_direction":"I can't. You know that.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31998,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Okay fine, I get it. I'll just go by myself.","text_w_direction":"Okay fine, I get it. I'll just go by myself.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":31999,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"I'll go, Michael. You'll just screw it up.","text_w_direction":"I'll go, Michael. You'll just screw it up.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32000,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"This place has gone to hell.","text_w_direction":"[looks around dump] This place has gone to hell.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32001,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"You know, Dwight, there was a time when you'd be pinching yourself to have the opportunity to look through a dump with me.","text_w_direction":"You know, Dwight, there was a time when you'd be pinching yourself to have the opportunity to look through a dump with me.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32002,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, well, the acorn becomes the oak.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well, the acorn becomes the oak.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32003,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. Sometimes the acorn just stays the acorn. If you don't believe me, look in my gutters.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Sometimes the acorn just stays the acorn. If you don't believe me, look in my gutters.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32004,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"You're adorable. You need to go for it. I'm going to be, like, mad at you if you don't -","text_w_direction":"[to Oscar] You're adorable. You need to go for it. [Jim enters the break room] I'm going to be, like, mad at you if you don't -","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32005,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Phew! Can't wait for this day to be over.","text_w_direction":"Phew! Can't wait for this day to be over.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32006,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32007,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Just all the - drama.","text_w_direction":"Just all the - drama.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32008,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"What drama?","text_w_direction":"What drama?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32009,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Between the - us and you guys. It's unnecessary, right?","text_w_direction":"Between the - us and you guys. It's unnecessary, right?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32010,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"So unnecessary.","text_w_direction":"So unnecessary.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32011,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, good, phew, thank god you said that.","text_w_direction":"Oh, good, phew, thank god you said that.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32012,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"I mean, if the salesmen weren't acting like such a bunch of stuck-up losers, then this day wouldn't be so bad - did you ever think of that?","text_w_direction":"I mean, if the salesmen weren't acting like such a bunch of stuck-up losers, then this day wouldn't be so bad - did you ever think of that?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32013,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"I have new baby pictures.","text_w_direction":"I have new baby pictures.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32014,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"Don't use your cute baby to make us like you.","text_w_direction":"Don't use your cute baby to make us like you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32015,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"She's wearing a onesie","text_w_direction":"She's wearing a onesie [holds out his cell phone, Oscar leans in but Kelly grabs his arm]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32016,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Stanley","text":"If we act nice now, then we're rewarding them for treating us poorly.","text_w_direction":"If we act nice now, then we're rewarding them for treating us poorly.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32017,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Didn't we kind of start it?","text_w_direction":"Didn't we kind of start it?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32018,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"I think you're remembering that wrong?","text_w_direction":"I think you're remembering that wrong?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32019,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32020,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"I don't know about this. I mean, I think we should hold our ground. The company's changed, and if they don't like it, they can leave. I mean, a lot of their work can be done from India.","text_w_direction":"I don't know about this. I mean, I think we should hold our ground. The company's changed, and if they don't like it, they can leave. I mean, a lot of their work can be done from India.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32021,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Can we at least all agree that this is uncomfortable, and may be heading for something bad?","text_w_direction":"Can we at least all agree that this is uncomfortable, and may be heading for something bad?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32022,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"All those who agree, say aye All those opposed -","text_w_direction":"All those who agree, say aye [all present - Stanley, Andy and Phyllis - raise their hands] All those opposed -","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32023,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"I don't think we need opposed.","text_w_direction":"I don't think we need opposed.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32024,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"You've changed, man.","text_w_direction":"[kicking through rubbish at the dump] You've changed, man.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32025,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, why, because I have a shot at a $100k commission?","text_w_direction":"Oh, why, because I have a shot at a $100k commission?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32026,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Since when do you care about money? When I first met you, you were a wide-eyed innocent.","text_w_direction":"Since when do you care about money? When I first met you, you were a wide-eyed innocent.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32027,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey. There is nothing I can do about my wide-set eyes.","text_w_direction":"Hey. There is nothing I can do about my wide-set eyes.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32028,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"No, I'm talking about your personality, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm talking about your personality, Dwight.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32029,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"When I first met you, I had a lot of job offers. And I had an offer from Ivan Schartsky. The Ivan Schartsky. And if I'd assistant managed him -","text_w_direction":"When I first met you, I had a lot of job offers. And I had an offer from Ivan Schartsky. The Ivan Schartsky. And if I'd assistant managed him -","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32030,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Assistant to the managed him -","text_w_direction":"Assistant to the managed him -","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32031,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, that's low! I would be number two right now at Home Depot!","text_w_direction":"Oh, that's low! I would be number two right now at Home Depot!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32032,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32033,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay? Because they promote from within. Instead I had to follow you - you, going nowhere.","text_w_direction":"Okay? Because they promote from within. Instead I had to follow you - you, going nowhere.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32034,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"You think you would have done better without me? Really?","text_w_direction":"You think you would have done better without me? Really?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32035,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs.","text_w_direction":"I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32036,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Wow. Ohhhkay. Man. When I think about all the time I wasted being your friend - I shouldn't have been hanging out watching karate movies with you -","text_w_direction":"Wow. Ohhhkay. Man. When I think about all the time I wasted being your friend - I shouldn't have been hanging out watching karate movies with you -","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32037,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Kung-fu movies!","text_w_direction":"Kung-fu movies!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32038,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"You know what, I should have been doing? I should have been out at bars, finding my soul-mate, finding my wife, making babies -","text_w_direction":"You know what, I should have been doing? I should have been out at bars, finding my soul-mate, finding my wife, making babies -","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32039,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Nice babies you're making with the floozies at the bars.","text_w_direction":"Nice babies you're making with the floozies at the bars.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32040,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"That's my wife you're talking about, man.","text_w_direction":"That's my wife you're talking about, man.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32041,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Your made-up wife? Who doesn't exist? You watch it!","text_w_direction":"Your made-up wife? Who doesn't exist? [Michael picks up a piece of metal and hurls it at Dwight, who sidesteps] You watch it!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32042,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"If I wanted to hit you, I would have hit you.","text_w_direction":"If I wanted to hit you, I would have hit you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32043,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Don't do it","text_w_direction":"Don't do it [lobs something at Michael]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32044,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"No no. You just made an enemy with the wrong guy, Dwight. No, time out, time out. Time in!","text_w_direction":"No no. You just made an enemy with the wrong guy, Dwight. [they throw volleys of rubbish at each other] No, time out, time out. [Michael inspects a box, then hurls it at Dwight] Time in!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32045,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No! [lunges for a large wooden spool]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32046,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Don't even think about that","text_w_direction":"Don't even think about that [Dwight begins rolling it towards Michael, as he reaches him Dwight kicks it and falls backward. The spool comes to a halt in front of Michael, and Michael pushes it towards Dwight.]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32047,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Stop it, get out! That's my spool.","text_w_direction":"[kicks spool] Stop it, get out! That's my spool.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32048,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"What's the least we can do to make this okay?","text_w_direction":"What's the least we can do to make this okay?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32049,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"I'll text Pam. She's really good at this stuff.","text_w_direction":"I'll text Pam. She's really good at this stuff.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32050,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"And I'll text Erin. She's really good at this stuff too.","text_w_direction":"And I'll text Erin. She's really good at this stuff too.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32051,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"I guess we could give them some of our new commissions.","text_w_direction":"I guess we could give them some of our new commissions.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32052,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Stanley","text":"That is a dangerous precedent.","text_w_direction":"That is a dangerous precedent.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32053,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Pam texted back saying we could give them all iPods.","text_w_direction":"Pam texted back saying we could give them all iPods.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32054,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh, if they don't have an iPod by now they really don't want one.","text_w_direction":"Oh, if they don't have an iPod by now they really don't want one.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32055,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Alright. Then we're back to cash. And I got to say, if giving a small percentage of our commissions is going to smooth all this over, I'm for it.","text_w_direction":"Alright. Then we're back to cash. And I got to say, if giving a small percentage of our commissions is going to smooth all this over, I'm for it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32056,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"Okay, fine. Cash it is.","text_w_direction":"Okay, fine. Cash it is.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32057,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Erin just texted me back. 'People love shells from far-away beaches\".","text_w_direction":"Erin just texted me back. 'People love shells from far-away beaches\".","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32058,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, Dwight. Here we go oh god.","text_w_direction":"Okay, Dwight. Here we go [picks up a sink, spills dump juice on his pants] oh god.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32059,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh","text_w_direction":"Oh [half-heartedly throws something]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32060,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"We're never going to find those leads, are we?","text_w_direction":"We're never going to find those leads, are we? [they both sit on the edge of a claw-footed bathtub]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32061,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Wow. Amazing, isn't it. No other animal on earth could do this. Maybe beavers. But not like this.","text_w_direction":"[surveys the mountains of trash surrounding them] Wow. Amazing, isn't it. No other animal on earth could do this. Maybe beavers. But not like this.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32062,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"So how about, guys, one percent commission a month instead of two, what do you -","text_w_direction":"So how about, guys, one percent commission a month instead of two, what do you -","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32063,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"No, we agreed, two percent for the quarter. Okay Hey everybody!","text_w_direction":"No, we agreed, two percent for the quarter. Okay [others enter] Hey everybody!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32064,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Meredith","text":"Nice spread. We get it. You eat like royalty.","text_w_direction":"[stares at the table filled with treats] Nice spread. We get it. You eat like royalty.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32065,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"No, no - this is a representation of how we feel. And how we feel is","text_w_direction":"No, no - this is a representation of how we feel. And how we feel is[/b]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32066,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah. We wanted to bring you in and make a peace offering.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. We wanted to bring you in and make a peace offering.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32067,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah, we wanted to do the right thing. So...","text_w_direction":"Yeah, we wanted to do the right thing. So... [Jim gestures for her to continue]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32068,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Way to go, guys. This was an integrity move.","text_w_direction":"Way to go, guys. This was an integrity move.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32069,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah. When we walked in here, we were all prepared to tell you to go to hell.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. When we walked in here, we were all prepared to tell you to go to hell.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32070,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Do you have any pastries without fruit?","text_w_direction":"Do you have any pastries without fruit?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32071,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Yes! We do. Eclairs.","text_w_direction":"Yes! We do. [opens box] Eclairs.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32072,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Stanley","text":"Well, you better be happy, taking two percent of our -","text_w_direction":"[enters room] Well, you better be happy, taking two percent of our -","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32073,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"- two percent milk! What I forgot for the coffee.","text_w_direction":"- two percent milk! What I forgot for the coffee.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32074,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"Our treats, Stanley, they've accepted our simple offer of treats. Nothing more.","text_w_direction":"Our treats, Stanley, they've accepted our simple offer of treats. Nothing more.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32075,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Stanley","text":"This is - nice! All of us back together.","text_w_direction":"[beams] This is - nice! [pats Oscar's shoulder] All of us back together.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32076,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"This Why would somebody throw that out?","text_w_direction":"This [picks up racquet] Why would somebody throw that out?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32077,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey You know who'd like this? Phyllis. Purple, much?","text_w_direction":"Hey [holds up an old sweater] You know who'd like this? Phyllis. Purple, much?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32078,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, she does - she loves purple. Does it stink?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, she does - she loves purple. [Dwight sniffs it] Does it stink?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32079,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah","text_w_direction":"Yeah [puts it back in the bath tub]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32080,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Know what would be a great picture here? Just this whole dump, and in the middle, one flower. That's it. And the caption would read","text_w_direction":"Know what would be a great picture here? Just this whole dump, and in the middle, one flower. That's it. And the caption would read[/b]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32081,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Hope - grows.","text_w_direction":"Hope - grows.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32082,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"In the dump.","text_w_direction":"In the dump.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32083,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Woo hoo!","text_w_direction":"[drives into office parking lot, honking horn. Enormous purple object strapped to the roof of their car] Woo hoo!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32084,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Stanley","text":"Good news that you found our leads?","text_w_direction":"Good news that you found our leads?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32085,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"No! Better!","text_w_direction":"No! Better!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32086,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"We have an awesome bean bag chair that's perfect for the break room.","text_w_direction":"We have an awesome bean bag chair that's perfect for the break room. [reaches out the window and pats it]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32087,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yuck. I'm not going to sit on that disgusting seat.","text_w_direction":"Yuck. I'm not going to sit on that disgusting seat.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32088,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, damn right you're not. 'Cause it's for me and Michael only","text_w_direction":"Yeah, damn right you're not. 'Cause it's for me and Michael only [they both cheer and high-five]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32089,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"It's freezing out here.","text_w_direction":"[at dump] It's freezing out here.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32090,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"Go on. I have warm blood.","text_w_direction":"[strips off jacket] Go on. I have warm blood. [tries to drape her small jacket across Andy's back]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32091,"season":6,"episode":20,"episode_name":"New Leads","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Oh wow, thank you. You're the nicest person I've ever met.","text_w_direction":"Oh wow, thank you. You're the nicest person I've ever met. [Andy and Erin kiss]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1609,"air_date":"2010-03-18"}
{"index":32092,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Breathe. Work your core. Come on.","text_w_direction":"[Michael grunts and strains while doing push-ups] Breathe. Work your core. Come on.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32093,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"How many is that?","text_w_direction":"How many is that?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32094,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Not counting the last one, 25.","text_w_direction":"Not counting the last one, 25.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32095,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Count the last one.","text_w_direction":"Count the last one.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32096,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok, 25 and one girl push-up!","text_w_direction":"Ok, 25 and one girl push-up!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32097,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, new record!","text_w_direction":"Oh, new record!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32098,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32099,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, what did you do today?","text_w_direction":"Oh, what did you do today?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32100,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"I made a sale.","text_w_direction":"I made a sale.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32101,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, yeah, sitting on your big fat butt. Alright, that is the number to beat.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah, sitting on your big fat butt. Alright, that is the number to beat.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32102,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Meredith","text":"What do we get if we do 'em?","text_w_direction":"What do we get if we do 'em?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32103,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"My respect. Okay, I'll make it a little more interesting. Anyone who does more than 25 push-ups -","text_w_direction":"My respect. [everyone returns to work] Okay, I'll make it a little more interesting. Anyone who does more than 25 push-ups -","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32104,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"And one girl push-up.","text_w_direction":"And one girl push-up.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32105,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Gets to go home. Ooh! I say 'dance,' they say 'how high?' Here we go. Oh, no. No, no, no. Butt to high. Disqualified!","text_w_direction":"Gets to go home. [everyone starts to do push-ups] Ooh! I say 'dance,' they say 'how high?' Here we go. Oh, no. No, no, no. Butt to high. [steps on Angela] Disqualified!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32106,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Ow!","text_w_direction":"Ow!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32107,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"What do we got? Creed, disqualified.","text_w_direction":"What do we got? Creed, disqualified.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32108,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Creed","text":"Oh, come on!","text_w_direction":"[from desk chair] Oh, come on!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32109,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"19. I had a really hard work out this morning.","text_w_direction":"19. [grunts] I had a really hard work out this morning.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32110,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, wow, that is adorable!","text_w_direction":"[Stanley straining and breathing heavily] Oh, wow, that is adorable!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32111,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"Ten...","text_w_direction":"Ten...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32112,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, I'm betting one more.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I'm betting one more.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32113,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"Eleven, wow!","text_w_direction":"Eleven, wow!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32114,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Good.","text_w_direction":"Good.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32115,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Everyone","text":"Stan-ley! Stan-ley! Stan-ley...","text_w_direction":"[chanting] Stan-ley! Stan-ley! Stan-ley...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32116,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Alright, alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright, alright. [chanting continues]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32117,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"Essentially, what we have here is one of those stories where a mother lifts a car to save her baby.","text_w_direction":"Essentially, what we have here is one of those stories where a mother lifts a car to save her baby.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32118,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Well, it's not exactly fair. He's got all of his weight that's helping him go down.","text_w_direction":"Well, it's not exactly fair. He's got all of his weight that's helping him go down.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32119,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"25. Yeah! Come on, you can do it!","text_w_direction":"25. Yeah! Come on, you can do it!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32120,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"One more, one more!","text_w_direction":"One more, one more! [cheers and applause]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32121,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"You okay? You okay, Stanley?","text_w_direction":"You okay? You okay, Stanley?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32122,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"Excuse me.","text_w_direction":"Excuse me.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32123,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow. [applause]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32124,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"Hey. Matt, right?","text_w_direction":"Hey. Matt, right?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32125,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Matt","text":"Hey, Oscar. You're here early.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Oscar. You're here early.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32126,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"I always come in at 7.","text_w_direction":"I always come in at 7.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32127,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Warehouse Guy","text":"No, you don't.","text_w_direction":"No, you don't.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32128,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"Well... Hey, uh, are you doing anything later tonight?","text_w_direction":"Well... Hey, uh, are you doing anything later tonight?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32129,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Matt","text":"I don't know. I'm free. If you hear of anything going on, let me know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. I'm free. If you hear of anything going on, let me know.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32130,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32131,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"Yeah, we talked this morning and we talked at Christmas. So, a little momentum there. Just a couple of hours to kill before work.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, we talked this morning and we talked at Christmas. So, a little momentum there. [tries to open door, locked] Just a couple of hours to kill before work.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32132,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey, what's up?","text_w_direction":"Hey, what's up?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32133,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"Hey, nice office.","text_w_direction":"Hey, nice office.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32134,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Thanks, it's cool. So...","text_w_direction":"Thanks, it's cool. So...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32135,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"You know what we haven't done in a while? Happy hour. Upstairs, the warehouse, everybody just going out for a drink.","text_w_direction":"You know what we haven't done in a while? Happy hour. Upstairs, the warehouse, everybody just going out for a drink.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32136,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Has that ever happened? Ever?","text_w_direction":"Has that ever happened? Ever?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32137,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"Didn't we? I think we did.","text_w_direction":"Didn't we? I think we did.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32138,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"You want me to invite Matt?","text_w_direction":"You want me to invite Matt?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32139,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"Yeah, the whole gang, Matt included.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, the whole gang, Matt included.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32140,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Look, just be straight with me, man. You can be gay with Matt, just be straight with me.","text_w_direction":"Look, just be straight with me, man. You can be gay with Matt, just be straight with me.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32141,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"So happy hour.","text_w_direction":"So happy hour.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32142,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Happy hour. My pleasure.","text_w_direction":"Happy hour. My pleasure.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32143,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32144,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"So what do you think?","text_w_direction":"So what do you think?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32145,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"Hmmm, I saw a new drink on TV I'd like to try. I'll ask Bob.","text_w_direction":"Hmmm, I saw a new drink on TV I'd like to try. I'll ask Bob.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32146,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah, I love going to bars with Bob. I tend to wear something low-cut, get men to flirt with me, and Bob beats 'em up. What?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I love going to bars with Bob. I tend to wear something low-cut, get men to flirt with me, and Bob beats 'em up. What?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32147,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"A bunch of us are talking about happy hour.","text_w_direction":"A bunch of us are talking about happy hour.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32148,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"I would love, love, love to go. Only problem is, Pam's at home with the baby and I think she wants a night in.","text_w_direction":"I would love, love, love to go. Only problem is, Pam's at home with the baby and I think she wants a night in.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32149,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, baloney.","text_w_direction":"Oh, baloney.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32150,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Good one.","text_w_direction":"Good one.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32151,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Ring her up.","text_w_direction":"Ring her up.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32152,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Absolutely, I will do that right now.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely, I will do that right now.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32153,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"I gotta tell you, this baby is amazing. She gets me out of everything. And I - and I love her. I also love her, very much.","text_w_direction":"I gotta tell you, this baby is amazing. She gets me out of everything. And I - and I love her. I also love her, very much.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32154,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"So some of the co-workers were thinking of going out tonight, but I told them-","text_w_direction":"So some of the co-workers were thinking of going out tonight, but I told them-","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32155,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Yes! Yes! I would love to!","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Yes! Yes! I would love to!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32156,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Ha! Knew it!","text_w_direction":"Ha! Knew it!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32157,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"It's been so long since I've been with adults. I am so excited to see everybody. Creed, Ryan. Oh my God, Stanley! Stanley's going to be there. Yes, oh my God!","text_w_direction":"[through phone] It's been so long since I've been with adults. I am so excited to see everybody. Creed, Ryan. Oh my God, Stanley! Stanley's going to be there. Yes, oh my God!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32158,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"I did not see this coming.","text_w_direction":"I did not see this coming.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
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{"index":32165,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Erin","text":"Exactly.","text_w_direction":"Exactly.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32166,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, cause when everyone knows- That's actually pretty funny, but in general, you know.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, cause when everyone knows- [knock on window, open blinds to Kevin giggling and making sexual gestures] That's actually pretty funny, but in general, you know.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
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{"index":32170,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"A bunch of us are going to get some drinks, you in?","text_w_direction":"A bunch of us are going to get some drinks, you in?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32171,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Ladies and gentleman, it is quitting time.","text_w_direction":"Ladies and gentleman, it is quitting time.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32172,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"I'm sorry, I meant later.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, I meant later.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
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{"index":32174,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"For happy hour?","text_w_direction":"For happy hour?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32175,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No, I got that.","text_w_direction":"No, I got that.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32176,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Trying to get a head count.","text_w_direction":"Trying to get a head count.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
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{"index":32178,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"All right, yes! It's a deal.","text_w_direction":"All right, yes! It's a deal.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32179,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"It's a deal.","text_w_direction":"It's a deal.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32180,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, hey, I invited my friend Julie.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey, I invited my friend Julie.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32181,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32182,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I want her to meet Michael.","text_w_direction":"I want her to meet Michael.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32183,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32184,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"They're both single, I have a sense they might-","text_w_direction":"They're both single, I have a sense they might-","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32185,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"You've been gone for a long time.","text_w_direction":"You've been gone for a long time.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32186,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"It is not that. Kevin! Oh!","text_w_direction":"It is not that. Kevin! Oh!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
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{"index":32188,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, how are you?","text_w_direction":"Hey, how are you?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32189,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, I missed you so much.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I missed you so much.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32190,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Aw!","text_w_direction":"Aw!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32191,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32192,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32193,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Waaah!","text_w_direction":"Waaah! [starts to make crying baby noises]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32194,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"When a new mom hears a baby cry, her you-know-what's fill up with you-know-what, and then her shirt gets, you know... that would be funny.","text_w_direction":"When a new mom hears a baby cry, her you-know-what's fill up with you-know-what, and then her shirt gets, you know... that would be funny.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32195,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, wow, I cannot believe this is happening. This is everything I dreamed. Oh, my God!","text_w_direction":"Oh, wow, I cannot believe this is happening. This is everything I dreamed. Oh, my God! [laughs]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32196,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Easy.","text_w_direction":"Easy.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32197,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"It's not a birthday, it's not a good-bye party...","text_w_direction":"It's not a birthday, it's not a good-bye party...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32198,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, hey, Pam and I are gonna go play pool with one of her friends, and we need a fourth.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey, Pam and I are gonna go play pool with one of her friends, and we need a fourth.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32199,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Sucks to be you.","text_w_direction":"Sucks to be you.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32200,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Would you like to be our fourth?","text_w_direction":"Would you like to be our fourth?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32201,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"That would be sublime.","text_w_direction":"That would be sublime.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32202,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32203,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"So, the guy shows me the deck he's built. And I'm like, 'I'll call this a deck if it'll make you happy, but this is just a porch without a roof.' It was ridiculous man, it was like-you could maybe get two chairs on the thing. Two lawn chairs.","text_w_direction":"So, the guy shows me the deck he's built. And I'm like, 'I'll call this a deck if it'll make you happy, but this is just a porch without a roof.' [laughter, Oscar looks toward door] It was ridiculous man, it was like-you could maybe get two chairs on the thing. Two lawn chairs.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32204,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
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{"index":32207,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hello, how are you?","text_w_direction":"Hello, how are you?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32208,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Julie","text":"Good. Hi.","text_w_direction":"Good. Hi.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32209,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"What is a nice girl like you hanging out with these bums for?","text_w_direction":"What is a nice girl like you hanging out with these bums for? [Julie laughs]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32210,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Julie laughs at everything.","text_w_direction":"Julie laughs at everything.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32211,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Julie","text":"So you work with Pam and Jim?","text_w_direction":"So you work with Pam and Jim?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32212,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, no, no. Pam and Jim work for me. And if they win, they are fired.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, no. Pam and Jim work for me. And if they win, they are fired.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32213,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Julie","text":"I should hope not.","text_w_direction":"[giggles] I should hope not.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32214,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No. No, not really. Not really, but they better not win.","text_w_direction":"No. No, not really. Not really, but they better not win.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32215,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Isabel","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32216,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, Isabel, you made it. Oh, my goodness.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Isabel, you made it. Oh, my goodness.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32217,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Isabel","text":"Of course.","text_w_direction":"Of course.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32218,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"You want to play pool?","text_w_direction":"You want to play pool?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32219,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Isabel","text":"Um, I'm gonna do a lap. See if I know anyone.","text_w_direction":"Um, I'm gonna do a lap. See if I know anyone.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32220,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32221,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"And then they said the most ridiculous thing about Anderson Cooper, which I do not have the decency to repeat, but trust me when I tell you that-","text_w_direction":"And then they said the most ridiculous thing about Anderson Cooper, which I do not have the decency to repeat, but trust me when I tell you that-","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32222,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Hold that thought. Well, well, well. If it isn't Isabel.","text_w_direction":"Hold that thought. Well, well, well. If it isn't Isabel.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
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{"index":32224,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?","text_w_direction":"What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32225,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Isabel","text":"A girl like me is why a guy like you comes to a place like this.","text_w_direction":"A girl like me is why a guy like you comes to a place like this.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32226,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Ooh, I love repartee.","text_w_direction":"Ooh, I love repartee.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32227,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Isabel","text":"Do you?","text_w_direction":"Do you?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32228,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Usually means there's a battle scene coming.","text_w_direction":"Usually means there's a battle scene coming.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
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{"index":32230,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Julie","text":"I am an ESL teacher.","text_w_direction":"I am an ESL teacher.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32231,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32232,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Julie","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32233,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"See, I didn't think you could teach that. I thought that was something you were born with. What am I thinking right now?","text_w_direction":"See, I didn't think you could teach that. I thought that was something you were born with. What am I thinking right now?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32234,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Julie","text":"Are you thinking that I said 'ESP?'","text_w_direction":"Are you thinking that I said 'ESP?'","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32235,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. I feel like an idiot. Awesome.","text_w_direction":"Yes. I feel like an idiot. Awesome.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
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{"index":32239,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"About Julie?","text_w_direction":"About Julie?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32240,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"She's nice.","text_w_direction":"She's nice.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32241,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
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{"index":32243,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"So you like her?","text_w_direction":"So you like her?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
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{"index":32245,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"So Pam was right?","text_w_direction":"So Pam was right?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32246,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"About what?","text_w_direction":"About what?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32247,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"About you two hitting it off.","text_w_direction":"About you two hitting it off.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32248,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Well, apparently, Michael Scott is on a date. And that, that my friend, changes everything.","text_w_direction":"[removing tie] Well, apparently, Michael Scott is on a date. And that, that my friend, changes everything. [puts on backwards golf cap]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32249,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Hide","text":"My brother, good head, bad heart. Good head, bad heart.","text_w_direction":"My brother, good head, bad heart. Good head, bad heart.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32250,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32251,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, Michael, where have you been?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Michael, where have you been? [Michael shoots pool ball up into their faces]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32252,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, you're supposed to hit the white ball first, buddy. Nice one. Can I talk to you for a sec? All right. Everything ok?","text_w_direction":"Hey, you're supposed to hit the white ball first, buddy. Nice one. Can I talk to you for a sec? All right. Everything ok?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32253,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Why are you wearing a hat now?","text_w_direction":"Why are you wearing a hat now?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32254,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Guys, come on, I'm on a date. Let me do my thang.","text_w_direction":"Guys, come on, I'm on a date. Let me do my thang.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32255,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hi, I'm date Mike. Nice to meet me. How do you like your eggs in the morning?","text_w_direction":"Hi, I'm date Mike. Nice to meet me. How do you like your eggs in the morning? [tries to wink]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32256,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"You want to just make a run for it?","text_w_direction":"You want to just make a run for it?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32257,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Maybe.","text_w_direction":"Maybe.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32258,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Waaaah! Waaaaah! Mommy!","text_w_direction":"Waaaah! [Kevin fake-cries into Pam's chest] Waaaaah! Mommy!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32259,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"What is happening?","text_w_direction":"What is happening?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32260,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Whoa! What is crackin?","text_w_direction":"Whoa! What is crackin?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32261,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Guys, one second.","text_w_direction":"Guys, one second. [on dance videogame]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32262,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"We're focusing, we're focusing, we can't talk.","text_w_direction":"We're focusing, we're focusing, we can't talk.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32263,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Erin","text":"What's this game?","text_w_direction":"What's this game?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32264,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"One second.","text_w_direction":"One second.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32265,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, how do you play?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, how do you play?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32266,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Guys, guys, guys, please. Ok, all right, it's all yours now.","text_w_direction":"Guys, guys, guys, please. [game ends] Ok, all right, it's all yours now.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32267,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"Only three tickets.","text_w_direction":"Only three tickets.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32268,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"If we save 'em up, we can get more than a sticker this time.","text_w_direction":"If we save 'em up, we can get more than a sticker this time.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32269,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"Stop telling me how to spend my tickets.","text_w_direction":"Stop telling me how to spend my tickets.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32270,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"I know, but you wanted the big thing.","text_w_direction":"I know, but you wanted the big thing.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32271,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Wow, can you imagine what people would say if they saw us dancing together?","text_w_direction":"Wow, can you imagine what people would say if they saw us dancing together?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32272,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Erin","text":"Oh I know.","text_w_direction":"Oh I know.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32273,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"They'd be like, 'what's up with those two?'","text_w_direction":"They'd be like, 'what's up with those two?'","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32274,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Erin","text":"'Hey, guys, get a bedroom already.'","text_w_direction":"'Hey, guys, get a bedroom already.'","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32275,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"'Did we miss the wedding?' Um, I got it-I'll do this, and you play the racing game, and then we'll switch.","text_w_direction":"'Did we miss the wedding?' Um, I got it-I'll do this, and you play the racing game, and then we'll switch.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32276,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Erin","text":"Yes, okay. Yeah, that's smart.","text_w_direction":"Yes, okay. Yeah, that's smart.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32277,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"No drama. Ok.","text_w_direction":"No drama. Ok.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32278,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Isabel","text":"Oh, air hockey, basketball, we could play that. Oh, whack-a-mole.","text_w_direction":"Oh, air hockey, basketball, we could play that. Oh, whack-a-mole.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32279,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Any brothers or sisters?","text_w_direction":"Any brothers or sisters?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32280,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Isabel","text":"Three brothers.","text_w_direction":"Three brothers.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32281,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32282,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Isabel","text":"Two are in the Marines, one's a cop.","text_w_direction":"Two are in the Marines, one's a cop.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32283,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Vegetarian?","text_w_direction":"Vegetarian?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32284,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Isabel","text":"No. I love meat.","text_w_direction":"No. I love meat.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32285,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"What's your blood type?","text_w_direction":"What's your blood type?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32286,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Isabel","text":"O-negative. Universal donor.","text_w_direction":"O-negative. Universal donor.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32287,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Universal donor.","text_w_direction":"Universal donor. [startled by Angela, curses]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32288,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Angela versus Isabel. Height, advantage Isabel. Birthing hips, advantage Isabel. Remaining child-bearing years, advantage Isabel. Legal obligation, advantage Angela.","text_w_direction":"Angela versus Isabel. Height, advantage Isabel. Birthing hips, advantage Isabel. Remaining child-bearing years, advantage Isabel. Legal obligation, advantage Angela.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32289,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, guys, guys, guys. Watch this. Ready?","text_w_direction":"Hey, guys, guys, guys. [steals a cherry from waitress passing buy] Watch this. Ready?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32290,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Julie","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32291,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I'm tying a knot in the stem with my tongue.","text_w_direction":"I'm tying a knot in the stem with my tongue.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32292,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Michael, you don't have to do this.","text_w_direction":"Michael, you don't have to do this.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32293,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Wow. Oh, wow, that was close.","text_w_direction":"[choking] Wow. Oh, wow, that was close.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32294,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I would say I kind of have an unfair advantage because I watch reality dating shows like a hawk, and I learn. I absorb information from the strategies of the winners and the losers. Actually, I probably learn more from the losers.","text_w_direction":"I would say I kind of have an unfair advantage because I watch reality dating shows like a hawk, and I learn. I absorb information from the strategies of the winners and the losers. Actually, I probably learn more from the losers.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32295,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"Hey, you two having fun?","text_w_direction":"Hey, you two having fun?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32296,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Did you tell them?","text_w_direction":"Did you tell them?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32297,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Erin","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32298,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"This is exactly what I don't want, the drama. I don't want the drama!","text_w_direction":"This is exactly what I don't want, the drama. I don't want the drama!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32299,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Erin","text":"I get it.","text_w_direction":"I get it.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32300,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Isabel","text":"You are amazing at this. How did you get so good?","text_w_direction":"[Isabel and Dwight playing whack-a-mole] You are amazing at this. How did you get so good?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32301,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Whacking moles. Hit 'em on the head. Whack. Say it with me.","text_w_direction":"Whacking moles. Hit 'em on the head. Whack. Say it with me.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32302,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Isabel","text":"Whack!","text_w_direction":"Whack!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32303,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Extend the fingers more.","text_w_direction":"Extend the fingers more.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
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{"index":32306,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"This looks like a hoot.","text_w_direction":"This looks like a hoot.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32307,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, monkey, how you doing?","text_w_direction":"Hey, monkey, how you doing?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32308,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Whack.","text_w_direction":"Whack.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32309,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Listen, can I talk to you for a second?","text_w_direction":"Listen, can I talk to you for a second?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32310,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32311,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Look, I've been thinking. We had a good run. We really did. But you don't need to worry about this whole contract thing anymore.","text_w_direction":"Look, I've been thinking. We had a good run. We really did. But you don't need to worry about this whole contract thing anymore.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32312,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"It's no worry.","text_w_direction":"It's no worry.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32313,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"It's just that we both-we want different things. You know, I want a big family.","text_w_direction":"It's just that we both-we want different things. You know, I want a big family.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32314,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"I could see enjoying that.","text_w_direction":"I could see enjoying that.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32315,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"No, no, no, no. I want a big family. Tall. Thick. A big, physically big family. Listen, you go have fun. You're off the hook.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no. I want a big family. Tall. Thick. A big, physically big family. Listen, you go have fun. You're off the hook.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32316,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"But we signed the contract.","text_w_direction":"But we signed the contract.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32317,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Dissolved. Don't worry, you're free. Okay? Okay. See you later.","text_w_direction":"Dissolved. Don't worry, you're free. Okay? Okay. See you later.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32318,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"We both-you didn't dup-","text_w_direction":"We both-you didn't dup-","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32319,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Wow. Maybe we should tell her that he's not normally like this.","text_w_direction":"[Michael playing air guitar on pool table] Wow. Maybe we should tell her that he's not normally like this.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32320,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Maybe it should come from a man.","text_w_direction":"Maybe it should come from a man.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32321,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Maybe it should come from a note... with flowers...tomorrow.","text_w_direction":"Maybe it should come from a note... with flowers...tomorrow.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32322,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Bar Manager","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32323,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32324,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Bar Manager","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32325,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32326,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Bar Manager","text":"You wanna pay 400 bucks to re-felt this table?","text_w_direction":"You wanna pay 400 bucks to re-felt this table?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32327,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, why don't you send the bill to 23 I Don't Care Lane, Scranton, Pennsylvania?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, why don't you send the bill to 23 I Don't Care Lane, Scranton, Pennsylvania?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32328,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, Michael, why don't you just get down.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Michael, why don't you just get down.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32329,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, she can tell I'm on a date, right? Right? I'm just having fun.","text_w_direction":"Hey, she can tell I'm on a date, right? Right? I'm just having fun.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32330,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Bar Manager","text":"Ted, are we having fun?","text_w_direction":"Ted, are we having fun?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32331,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Really? You told on me. That's lame.","text_w_direction":"Really? You told on me. That's lame.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32332,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Bouncer","text":"We got a problem?","text_w_direction":"We got a problem?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32333,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. Homelessness. What?","text_w_direction":"Yes. Homelessness. What?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32334,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Bar Manager","text":"All right, go.","text_w_direction":"All right, go.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32335,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Where?","text_w_direction":"Where?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32336,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Bar Manager","text":"Get out. Now.","text_w_direction":"Get out. Now.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32337,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, all right. Okay, whoa. I'm just kidding around. I'm sorry.","text_w_direction":"Okay, all right. Okay, whoa. I'm just kidding around. I'm sorry.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32338,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Ok, um, why don't we just finish the game? Michael, it's your shot.","text_w_direction":"Ok, um, why don't we just finish the game? Michael, it's your shot.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32339,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"She can't talk to us that way.","text_w_direction":"She can't talk to us that way.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32340,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"You guys are stripes, I think...","text_w_direction":"You guys are stripes, I think...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32341,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"You let somebody talk to you like that, where does it stop?","text_w_direction":"You let somebody talk to you like that, where does it stop?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32342,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"It stopped.","text_w_direction":"It stopped.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32343,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I am starting it again!","text_w_direction":"Well, I am starting it again!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32344,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Do you guys want some food? The wings are really good here.","text_w_direction":"Do you guys want some food? The wings are really good here.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32345,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, you embarrassed my friends in front of me and I'm gonna need you to go back over to the table and apologize.","text_w_direction":"Hey, you embarrassed my friends in front of me and I'm gonna need you to go back over to the table and apologize.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32346,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Bar Manager","text":"Then I am sorry that I didn't kick you out.","text_w_direction":"Then I am sorry that I didn't kick you out.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32347,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I am here with my employees. I am here on a date. Hello.","text_w_direction":"I am here with my employees. I am here on a date. Hello.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32348,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Bar Manager","text":"Well, uh, I'm the manager here, sir.","text_w_direction":"Well, uh, I'm the manager here, sir.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32349,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Well, it just so happens that I am a manager too. And the way I manage people is that I touch their hearts and souls with humor, with love and maybe a dash of razzle-dazzle. And I don't see that from you.","text_w_direction":"Well, it just so happens that I am a manager too. And the way I manage people is that I touch their hearts and souls with humor, with love and maybe a dash of razzle-dazzle. And I don't see that from you.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32350,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Bar Manager","text":"Is that how you do it?","text_w_direction":"Is that how you do it?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32351,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yes it is. I am writing a book about it.","text_w_direction":"Yes it is. I am writing a book about it.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32352,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Bar Manager","text":"Really? How much have you written?","text_w_direction":"Really? How much have you written?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32353,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I've written all of it... in my head.","text_w_direction":"I've written all of it... in my head.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32354,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Bar Manager","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32355,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"If you're really interested, it's called 'Somehow I Manage' and there's going to be a picture of me on the cover, shrugging, with my sleeves rolled up.","text_w_direction":"If you're really interested, it's called 'Somehow I Manage' and there's going to be a picture of me on the cover, shrugging, with my sleeves rolled up.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32356,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Bar Manager","text":"Huh. Have you read Lee Iacocca's? It's a classic.","text_w_direction":"Huh. Have you read Lee Iacocca's? It's a classic.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32357,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Read it? I own it. But no, I have not read it.","text_w_direction":"Read it? I own it. But no, I have not read it.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32358,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Bar Manager","text":"Dude, tonight! You're not going to want to put it down. It's gonna make you want to go out and buy a Chrysler tomorrow.","text_w_direction":"Dude, tonight! You're not going to want to put it down. It's gonna make you want to go out and buy a Chrysler tomorrow.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32359,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I own a Chrysler.","text_w_direction":"I own a Chrysler.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32360,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Bar Manager","text":"Shut up.","text_w_direction":"Shut up.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32361,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No, you shut up.","text_w_direction":"No, you shut up.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32362,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Bar Manager","text":"What's your drink?","text_w_direction":"What's your drink?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32363,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Grenadine.","text_w_direction":"Grenadine.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32364,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Bar Manager","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32365,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"We just have to throw everyone off the scent a little, so follow my lead.","text_w_direction":"We just have to throw everyone off the scent a little, so follow my lead.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32366,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Erin","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32367,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"[Andy sits at table with another woman] Hi.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32368,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Girl at table","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32369,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"I don't normally do this, but...","text_w_direction":"I don't normally do this, but...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32370,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Girl at table","text":"Do what?","text_w_direction":"Do what?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32371,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Just sit down next to a beautiful woman and start talking to myself to confuse other people.","text_w_direction":"Just sit down next to a beautiful woman and start talking to myself to confuse other people.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32372,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Erin","text":"Hey, big boy. Do you like it when I do that?","text_w_direction":"[Erin sits with man, rubs her hand on his thigh] Hey, big boy. Do you like it when I do that?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32373,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"[Andy spits out his drink] What are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32374,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Erin","text":"What we said to do.","text_w_direction":"What we said to do.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32375,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"We didn't say we were gonna, like, start groping strangers!","text_w_direction":"We didn't say we were gonna, like, start groping strangers!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32376,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Erin","text":"I was flirting with a man.","text_w_direction":"I was flirting with a man.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32377,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Get in here. Where did you learn to talk like that?","text_w_direction":"Get in here. [Andy and Erin go into photo booth] Where did you learn to talk like that?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32378,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Erin","text":"The movies. I don't know.","text_w_direction":"The movies. I don't know.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32379,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Well, what movie? Black Snake Moan?","text_w_direction":"Well, what movie? Black Snake Moan?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32380,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I manage a paper company-Dunder Mifflin/Sabre.","text_w_direction":"I manage a paper company-Dunder Mifflin/Sabre.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32381,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Bar Manager","text":"You have a card?","text_w_direction":"You have a card?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32382,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I did. I actually put it in your bowl.","text_w_direction":"I did. I actually put it in your bowl.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32383,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Bar Manager","text":"Stanley Hudson?","text_w_direction":"Stanley Hudson?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32384,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No, no.","text_w_direction":"No, no.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32385,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Bar Manager","text":"Whoa, a lot of Stanley Hudson's in here.","text_w_direction":"Whoa, a lot of Stanley Hudson's in here.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32386,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No, it's Michael Scott.","text_w_direction":"No, it's Michael Scott.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32387,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Bar Manager","text":"Michael Scott?","text_w_direction":"Michael Scott?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32388,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"He is I.","text_w_direction":"He is I.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32389,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Bar Manager","text":"You just won yourself a lunch.","text_w_direction":"You just won yourself a lunch.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32390,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, hey guys.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey guys. [thumbs up]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32391,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Julie","text":"I think I'm gonna go.","text_w_direction":"I think I'm gonna go.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32392,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32393,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Julie","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32394,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I'm sorry, he's not usually like that.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, he's not usually like that.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32395,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Julie","text":"What's he usually like?","text_w_direction":"What's he usually like?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32396,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"He's more, just... like... you can go.","text_w_direction":"He's more, just... like... you can go.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32397,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Julie","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32398,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32399,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Okay. Bye.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Bye.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32400,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"See ya. Nice girl.","text_w_direction":"See ya. Nice girl.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32401,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32402,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, Julie! You having fun?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Julie! You having fun? [Julie leaves]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32403,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Bar Manager","text":"So... when are you coming in for that free lunch? You're gonna want to come in on a day that I'm working. Uh, maybe I can hear more about that book, too.","text_w_direction":"So... when are you coming in for that free lunch? You're gonna want to come in on a day that I'm working. Uh, maybe I can hear more about that book, too.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32404,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey, man, you put together a pretty fun night for everybody. I saw you talking to Hide. Did you hear that dude's life story? It's amazing, right?","text_w_direction":"Hey, man, you put together a pretty fun night for everybody. I saw you talking to Hide. Did you hear that dude's life story? It's amazing, right?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32405,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"I couldn't understand a word he said.","text_w_direction":"I couldn't understand a word he said.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32406,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Let me tell you something, Oscar. All right, Matt's an okay dude, but he's a dummy. You guys got nothing in common.","text_w_direction":"Let me tell you something, Oscar. All right, Matt's an okay dude, but he's a dummy. You guys got nothing in common.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32407,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"Maybe you're right. I should count myself lucky.","text_w_direction":"Maybe you're right. I should count myself lucky.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32408,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Matt","text":"Hey, what's up?","text_w_direction":"Hey, what's up?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32409,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"There he is! Hey, hey, hey.","text_w_direction":"There he is! Hey, hey, hey.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32410,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Matt","text":"Anyone up for some hoops?","text_w_direction":"Anyone up for some hoops?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32411,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"Sure. Hoops!","text_w_direction":"Sure. Hoops!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32412,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Matt","text":"Let's do it.","text_w_direction":"Let's do it.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32413,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"Hoop it up, right.","text_w_direction":"Hoop it up, right.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32414,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"This is not what I want my relationship to look like.","text_w_direction":"This is not what I want my relationship to look like. [holding photo strip of he and Erin fighting]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32415,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Hi, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Andrew Bernard, and I've been on two dates with Erin Hannon and they went well, and there will probably be more. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"[over PA] Hi, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Andrew Bernard, and I've been on two dates with Erin Hannon and they went well, and there will probably be more. Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32416,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"You know, it got to the point where keeping it a secret was just too much drama. And I hate drama, so there you go.","text_w_direction":"You know, it got to the point where keeping it a secret was just too much drama. And I hate drama, so there you go.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32417,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Erin","text":"You love drama.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] You love drama.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32418,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"I know, I do, right? I'm a total drama queen.","text_w_direction":"I know, I do, right? I'm a total drama queen.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32419,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"With this move, he can't get you.","text_w_direction":"With this move, he can't get you.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32420,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Isabel","text":"Well, I think that he could counter that move. The Scranton strangler is a professional strangler.","text_w_direction":"Well, I think that he could counter that move. The Scranton strangler is a professional strangler.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32421,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, please. I wish he'd come after me. I would be like-aaah!","text_w_direction":"Oh, please. I wish he'd come after me. I would be like-aaah!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32422,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Dwight Schrute! Dwight Kurt Schrute.","text_w_direction":"Dwight Schrute! Dwight Kurt Schrute.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32423,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Sh-what?","text_w_direction":"Sh-what?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32424,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"You are hereby served with a summons to appear in Lackawanna county court.","text_w_direction":"You are hereby served with a summons to appear in Lackawanna county court.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32425,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"No, no, no. Blah blah blah blah!","text_w_direction":"No, no, no. [trying to talk over her] Blah blah blah blah!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32426,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"For breach of contract with Angela Noelle Martin.","text_w_direction":"For breach of contract with Angela Noelle Martin.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32427,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Isabel","text":"What are you talking about?","text_w_direction":"What are you talking about?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32428,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"What are you-","text_w_direction":"What are you-","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32429,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Dwight recently entered into a contract with me, establishing intent to conceive and raise a child with me.","text_w_direction":"Dwight recently entered into a contract with me, establishing intent to conceive and raise a child with me.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32430,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Angela...","text_w_direction":"Angela...","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32431,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Did he not tell you that?","text_w_direction":"Did he not tell you that?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32432,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"You're really putting me in an awkward position here.","text_w_direction":"You're really putting me in an awkward position here.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32433,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Do you plan on raising a child with me? Or do you plan on breaking this contract?","text_w_direction":"Do you plan on raising a child with me? Or do you plan on breaking this contract?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32434,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Angela, not here!","text_w_direction":"Angela, not here!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32435,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Dwight?","text_w_direction":"Dwight?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32436,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Isabel","text":"Whack!","text_w_direction":"Whack! [Isabel smacks Angela on forehead]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32437,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"You'll see me in small claims court!","text_w_direction":"You'll see me in small claims court!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32438,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"You are an impressive specimen.","text_w_direction":"You are an impressive specimen.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32439,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Isabel","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. [Dwight and Isabel kiss]","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32440,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"Then, I spilled my drink, and they wouldn't give me a refill.","text_w_direction":"[crying] Then, I spilled my drink, and they wouldn't give me a refill.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32441,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Oh-oh, gosh. Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh-oh, gosh. Oh.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32442,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"You all right?","text_w_direction":"You all right?","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32443,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, we have to get home.","text_w_direction":"Okay, we have to get home.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32444,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32445,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Halperts, wait up. Oh, what a great night. Got to hang out with my peeps. Sort of did okay with a new young lady.","text_w_direction":"Halperts, wait up. Oh, what a great night. Got to hang out with my peeps. Sort of did okay with a new young lady.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32446,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Actually, you didn't.","text_w_direction":"Actually, you didn't.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32447,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Not at all.","text_w_direction":"Not at all.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32448,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I think I did. But I can't take all of the credit. Some of the credit is due, in fact, to my good friend, Date Mike. Nice to meet me.","text_w_direction":"I think I did. But I can't take all of the credit. Some of the credit is due, in fact, to my good friend, Date Mike. Nice to meet me.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32449,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Tell 'em your story, Hide.","text_w_direction":"Tell 'em your story, Hide.","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32450,"season":6,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Happy Hour","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Hide","text":"In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret","text_w_direction":"In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret","imdb_rating":8.6,"total_votes":1873,"air_date":"2010-03-25"}
{"index":32451,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Cookie Monster","text":"Oscar, Toby said he left my Girl Scout cookies on my chair. Have you seen them? Wait I'm sitting on them.","text_w_direction":"[Kevin's voice] Oscar, Toby said he left my Girl Scout cookies on my chair. Have you seen them? Wait I'm sitting on them. [all laugh]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32452,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"This is awesome!","text_w_direction":"This is awesome!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32453,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Thank you. It didn't even take that long.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. It didn't even take that long.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32454,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Cookie Monster","text":"What's the difference between a chimichanga, a chalupa, and a tostada? Call me back ASAP. It's urgent.","text_w_direction":"[Kevin's voice] What's the difference between a chimichanga, [Kevin arrives behind the group] a chalupa, and a tostada? Call me back ASAP. It's urgent.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32455,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"This isn't funny. I don't talk like that.","text_w_direction":"This isn't funny. I don't talk like that. [all continue laughing]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32456,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Say \"Me eat cookie.\"","text_w_direction":"Say \"Me eat cookie.\"","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32457,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"No. I won't say it.","text_w_direction":"No. I won't say it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32458,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Why is everyone clumped around accounting? Break it up, you clique.","text_w_direction":"Why is everyone clumped around accounting? Break it up, you clique.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32459,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"It's Kevin as Cookie monster from Sesame Street.","text_w_direction":"It's Kevin as Cookie monster from Sesame Street.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32460,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Is that the program where all those puppets live in the barrio?","text_w_direction":"[gets up and starts to walk to Oscar's desk] Is that the program where all those puppets live in the barrio?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32461,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32462,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I love that show.","text_w_direction":"I love that show.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32463,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Cookie Monster","text":"This is Kevin. This is Kevin.","text_w_direction":"[Kevin's voice] This is Kevin. This is Kevin.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32464,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Good work, buddy.","text_w_direction":"Good work, buddy.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32465,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32466,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"That is an amusing link. I'd like it sent to me, please.","text_w_direction":"That is an amusing link. I'd like it sent to me, please.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32467,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32468,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Me, too Oscar.","text_w_direction":"Me, too Oscar.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32469,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"C.C. me","text_w_direction":"C.C. me","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32470,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Angela, this is inappropriate.","text_w_direction":"Angela, this is inappropriate.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32471,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"This is my favorite day.","text_w_direction":"This is my favorite day.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32472,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"It's Secretary's Day. And it is Erin's and my three-week anniversary. So perfect storm for a romantic gesture.. Want to make sure the whole office remembers it's Secretary's Day. I sent an e-mail blast, a text blast, a good, old-fashioned talk blast. I sent a snail mail blast a week ago. And a Stern reminder via fax at 7","text_w_direction":"It's Secretary's Day. And it is Erin's and my three-week anniversary. So perfect storm for a romantic gesture. [Andy unfurling a giant \"Happy Secretary's Day\" banner by reception, placing a teddy bear on Erin's chair]. Want to make sure the whole office remembers it's Secretary's Day. I sent an e-mail blast, a text blast, a good, old-fashioned talk blast. I sent a snail mail blast a week ago. And a Stern reminder via fax at 7","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32473,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Here you go.","text_w_direction":"Here you go.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32474,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, thank you.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thank you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32475,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I do.","text_w_direction":"I do.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32476,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[hands Erin a basket of beets]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32477,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32478,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"If it wasn't for secretaries, I wouldn't have a stepmom.","text_w_direction":"If it wasn't for secretaries, I wouldn't have a stepmom.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32479,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Welcome back!","text_w_direction":"[as Halperts arrive] Welcome back!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32480,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, thanks.","text_w_direction":"Hey, thanks.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32481,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"It's my first day back after maternity leave. And I miss Cece, of course. But we need the money. What was maternity leave like? Oh, how do I explain it?... It rocked. It rocked my ass off.","text_w_direction":"It's my first day back after maternity leave. And I miss Cece, of course. But we need the money. What was maternity leave like? Oh, how do I explain it?... It rocked. It rocked my ass off.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32482,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh. You couldn't have watered it?","text_w_direction":"[at her desk, grabs her plant and sees it dried up, looks at Jim] Oh. You couldn't have watered it?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32483,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I literally did not know that existed until this moment.","text_w_direction":"I literally did not know that existed until this moment.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32484,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, I knew it existed, and I chose to let it die.","text_w_direction":"Well, I knew it existed, and I chose to let it die.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32485,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"It's nice to see you again, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"It's nice to see you again, Dwight.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32486,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight.","text":"Hello, Pam.","text_w_direction":"Hello, Pam.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32487,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I was just wondering what you had planned for Secretary's Day.","text_w_direction":"[arrives at Michael's office and sits] I was just wondering what you had planned for Secretary's Day.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32488,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I'm going to give Erin $15.","text_w_direction":"I'm going to give Erin $15.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32489,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"I know that Erin would be so psyched if you took her out to lunch.","text_w_direction":"I know that Erin would be so psyched if you took her out to lunch.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32490,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"A one-on-one lunch with Erin?","text_w_direction":"A one-on-one lunch with Erin?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32491,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah. She really looks up to you. And there's only so much we can do as her coworkers. Secretary's Day is really kind of a boss-secretary thing..","text_w_direction":"Yeah. She really looks up to you. And there's only so much we can do as her coworkers. Secretary's Day is really kind of a boss-secretary thing. [Michael glances over at Erin in reception, Erin waves her teddy bear's arm at Michael].","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32492,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"She's kind of a rube.","text_w_direction":"She's kind of a rube.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32493,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"That's my girlfriend you're talking about.","text_w_direction":"[slams his hand on Michael's desk] That's my girlfriend you're talking about.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32494,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. All right. All right. Okay. I'll take her to lunch.","text_w_direction":"Okay. All right. All right. Okay. I'll take her to lunch.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32495,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"She's gonna be so psyched.","text_w_direction":"[taping desk] She's gonna be so psyched.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32496,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hi, Erin. Happy Secretary's Day.","text_w_direction":"[walks over to Erin's desk] Hi, Erin. Happy Secretary's Day.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32497,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Well, happy Boss's day. There wouldn't be a secretary if there was no boss.","text_w_direction":"Well, happy Boss's day. There wouldn't be a secretary if there was no boss.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32498,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I wanted to know what your plans for lunch were because I was hoping to ask you to... lunch.","text_w_direction":"I wanted to know what your plans for lunch were because I was hoping to ask you to...[Erin snaps a picture of Michael] lunch.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32499,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"I got a picture of you asking me to lunch. I was thinking we could go to Hayworth's.","text_w_direction":"I got a picture of you asking me to lunch. I was thinking we could go to Hayworth's.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32500,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Ugh.","text_w_direction":"Ugh.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32501,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Just the two of us.","text_w_direction":"Just the two of us.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32502,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well, Hayworth's is more business casual, and they always screw up your order. So I'm...","text_w_direction":"Well, Hayworth's is more business casual, and they always screw up your order. So I'm...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32503,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah, okay. Yeah that was a stupid suggestion. I was thinking someplace special, so I though Hayworth's, but...","text_w_direction":"Yeah, okay. Yeah that was a stupid suggestion. I was thinking someplace special, so I though Hayworth's, but...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32504,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, well, we'll figure something.","text_w_direction":"Okay, well, we'll figure something. [Michael turns and starts back toward his office]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32505,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32506,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, let's go to Hayworth's.","text_w_direction":"[looks at Andy who is urging he agree with her, Michael turns around] Okay, let's go to Hayworth's.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32507,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"[cheerfully] Okay.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32508,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32509,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Have a cookie, Kev.","text_w_direction":"[sitting at kitchen table with Darryl] Have a cookie, Kev.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32510,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah, haha. Tray of cookies. I'm not falling for that.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, haha. Tray of cookies. I'm not falling for that.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32511,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"I brought those in. It's my birthday. That's some stone-cold narcissism right there.","text_w_direction":"I brought those in. It's my birthday. That's some stone-cold narcissism right there.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32512,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Man, Darryl, I'm sorry. Happy Birthday.","text_w_direction":"Man, Darryl, I'm sorry. [pats Darryl's back] Happy Birthday.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32513,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. [Kevin grabs cookie and starts eating it]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32514,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum.","text_w_direction":"[as Cookie Monster] Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32515,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"They're making fun of Cookie Monster. I get that. But in a strange way, it feels like they're making fun of me.","text_w_direction":"They're making fun of Cookie Monster. I get that. But in a strange way, it feels like they're making fun of me.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32516,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Oscar, did you eat some of my M&M's? The level...","text_w_direction":"[again on laptop as Cookie Monster as he shows Gabe the video] Oscar, did you eat some of my M&M's? The level...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32517,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Gabe","text":"This is violent and offensive.","text_w_direction":"This is violent and offensive.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32518,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Thank you. It really makes me self-conscious about my voice.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. [computer continues] It really makes me self-conscious about my voice.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32519,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Gabe","text":"It's awful.","text_w_direction":"It's awful. [reaches for tissue box, hands it to Kevin]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32520,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"I'm not crying.","text_w_direction":"I'm not crying.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32521,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Gabe","text":"You have some food on your face.","text_w_direction":"You have some food on your face.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32522,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Do my hands feel sweaty to you?","text_w_direction":"[on computer as Cookie Monster] Do my hands feel sweaty to you? [Kevin grabs a tissue and wipes his mouth]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32523,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Gabe","text":"The beginning here has been a little bit of a fiasco. Either they don't respect me or they respect me too much. And some of them still think that I'm the I.T. guy. This Cookie Monster thing is an opportunity to show people that I'm an authority figure.","text_w_direction":"The beginning here has been a little bit of a fiasco. Either they don't respect me or they respect me too much. And some of them still think that I'm the I.T. guy. This Cookie Monster thing is an opportunity to show people that I'm an authority figure.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32524,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Gabe","text":"Hello, everyone. If I might have a moment of your time. It's come to my attention that people have been watching and laughing at a hurtful parody video. It is now forbidden to talk, joke about, or e-mail this around.","text_w_direction":"Hello, everyone. If I might have a moment of your time. It's come to my attention that people have been watching and laughing at a hurtful parody video. It is now forbidden to talk, joke about, or e-mail this around.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32525,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32526,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Gabe","text":"And that's straight from corporate. So not to be scary, but yeah, I would listen to me. And that's all. Ciao.","text_w_direction":"And that's straight from corporate. So not to be scary, but yeah, I would listen to me. And that's all. Ciao.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32527,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Would you mind if I listen to my book on tape? I'm kind of a bookworm. This is the novelization of the movie Precious based on the book Push by Sapphire.","text_w_direction":"[in his car with Erin driving to lunch] Would you mind if I listen to my book on tape? I'm kind of a bookworm. This is the novelization of the movie Precious based on the book Push by Sapphire.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32528,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"I was thinking it would be fun to talk on the way over. So what decade would you have chosen to be a teenager?","text_w_direction":"I was thinking it would be fun to talk on the way over. So what decade would you have chosen to be a teenager?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32529,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know.","text_w_direction":"[shakes head, annoyed] I don't know.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32530,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"I would have chosen the 1490's.","text_w_direction":"I would have chosen the 1490's.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32531,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Ahhh.","text_w_direction":"Ahhh.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32532,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"'Cause America was discovered.","text_w_direction":"'Cause America was discovered.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32533,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Right.","text_w_direction":"Right. [sighs]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32534,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"And then my last job was at a Taco Bell express. But then it became a full Taco Bell, and I don't know, I couldn't keep up. My favorite part about being a receptionist is that I get to have my own desk. In my Foster home I never had a desk.. So it's like... I don't mean that I didn't like my foster home. I did like it. I just didn't have a desk there. Did you have a favorite age? Or month?","text_w_direction":"[at lunch] And then my last job was at a Taco Bell express. But then it became a full Taco Bell, and I don't know, I couldn't keep up. My favorite part about being a receptionist is that I get to have my own desk. In my Foster home I never had a desk. [Michael keeps moving around, very clearly bored and annoyed]. So it's like... I don't mean that I didn't like my foster home. I did like it. I just didn't have a desk there. Did you have a favorite age? Or month?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32535,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"An age or month?","text_w_direction":"An age or month?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32536,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah, like a favorite month. Like I like April when I was seven.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, like a favorite month. Like I like April when I was seven.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32537,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I've been trying. I've been trying to keep it going. Erin is just weird.","text_w_direction":"I've been trying. I've been trying to keep it going. Erin is just weird.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32538,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"How many pillows do you sleep on at night?","text_w_direction":"How many pillows do you sleep on at night?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32539,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"So how are things going with Andy?","text_w_direction":"So how are things going with Andy?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32540,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"He's the best boyfriend in the world. Tell me about him before I met him.","text_w_direction":"He's the best boyfriend in the world. Tell me about him before I met him.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32541,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well, let's see. Um... Andy. Plays the banjo.","text_w_direction":"Well, let's see. Um... Andy. Plays the banjo.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32542,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah I love that.","text_w_direction":"Yeah I love that.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32543,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Other than the fact that he dated Angela, I don't think he is a snappy dresser.","text_w_direction":"Other than the fact that he dated Angela, I don't think he is a snappy dresser.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32544,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32545,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I don't think he is the best dresser. Reminds me of Easter.","text_w_direction":"I don't think he is the best dresser. Reminds me of Easter.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32546,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Sorry. About Angela? Did you say he dated Angela?","text_w_direction":"Sorry. About Angela? Did you say he dated Angela?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32547,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Mm-hmm. You didn't know that? Oh.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm. You didn't know that? Oh.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32548,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Hayworth's waiter","text":"Here we go. Hot plate.","text_w_direction":"Here we go. Hot plate.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32549,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32550,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Hayworth's waiter","text":"And your salad, miss.","text_w_direction":"And your salad, miss.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32551,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Why wouldn't he tell me that?","text_w_direction":"Why wouldn't he tell me that?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32552,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know. Probably didn't want you to have a mental image of him having s*x with somebody else.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. Probably didn't want you to have a mental image of him having s*x with somebody else.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32553,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"They had s*x?","text_w_direction":"They had s*x?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32554,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"They were engaged, so... Okay, you know what, sir?","text_w_direction":"They were engaged, so... [Erin looks shocked] Okay, you know what, sir?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32555,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Hayworth's waiter","text":"Yes?","text_w_direction":"Yes?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32556,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, I asked for pickles with my burger. And there are only, like five or six. Could I get some more pickles?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I asked for pickles with my burger. And there are only, like five or six. Could I get some more pickles?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32557,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Hayworth's waiter","text":"Of course. I'll get you a bowl of pickles.","text_w_direction":"Of course. I'll get you a bowl of pickles.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32558,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32559,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Uhhhh, they were engaged?","text_w_direction":"Uhhhh, they were engaged?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32560,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Mm-hmm. Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm. Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32561,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Uh-oh...","text_w_direction":"[face looks disgusted, moves around uncomfortably] Uh-oh...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32562,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well...","text_w_direction":"Well...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32563,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"","text_w_direction":"[moans, pulls hair over her face]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32564,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What are you doing? What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing? What are you doing?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32565,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"In the Foster home, my hair was my room.","text_w_direction":"In the Foster home, my hair was my room. [exhales, prolonged exclaiming]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32566,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, okay. You know what? You know what? You know what? Everybody's looking at you right now.","text_w_direction":"Okay, okay. You know what? You know what? You know what? Everybody's looking at you right now.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32567,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"","text_w_direction":"[breathes heavily, groans]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32568,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I'll have what she's having!","text_w_direction":"[turns to other restaurant patrons] I'll have what she's having!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32569,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Did you have a... did you like your lunch? Did you have a good lunch? Did you like that? Did you enjoy your food? It was good. I liked my lunch.","text_w_direction":"[in Michael's car] Did you have a... did you like your lunch? Did you have a good lunch? Did you like that? Did you enjoy your food? It was good. I liked my lunch.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32570,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Ooh. Ah-ah-ah. Ha-ha.","text_w_direction":"[feels a pain in her breast] Ooh. Ah-ah-ah. Ha-ha.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32571,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"What's up?","text_w_direction":"What's up?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32572,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Her milk is coming in. She's getting uncomfortable.","text_w_direction":"Her milk is coming in. She's getting uncomfortable.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32573,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight, don't be gross.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, don't be gross.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32574,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"No, no, he's right.","text_w_direction":"No, no, he's right.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32575,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Same thing happens with my cows if I don't tend them frequently enough. You gotta milk them, or else they'll moo like crazy.","text_w_direction":"Same thing happens with my cows if I don't tend them frequently enough. You gotta milk them, or else they'll moo like crazy.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32576,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"That's weird, my breast pump is missing. Have you seen my breast pump?","text_w_direction":"That's weird, my breast pump is missing. Have you seen my breast pump?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32577,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"All right, this is gonna traumatize me a hell of a lot more than you, believe me.","text_w_direction":"[removes jacket, applies hand sanitizer] All right, this is gonna traumatize me a hell of a lot more than you, believe me.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32578,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"You know what, Dwight? Let me just check the bathroom first. Okay?","text_w_direction":"You know what, Dwight? Let me just check the bathroom first. Okay?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32579,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Really? Fine. Let your breasts explode. Three squeezes and I would drain you.","text_w_direction":"Really? Fine. Let your breasts explode. Three squeezes and I would drain you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32580,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Mm. Meredith!","text_w_direction":"Mm. [walks into bathroom, Meredith is using her brest pump] Meredith!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32581,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"I just like the way it feels.","text_w_direction":"I just like the way it feels.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32582,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"What are you doing?!","text_w_direction":"What are you doing?!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32583,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Just relax. Okay.","text_w_direction":"Just relax. Okay.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32584,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Relax?!","text_w_direction":"Relax?!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32585,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"This is like the Cadillac of pumps.","text_w_direction":"This is like the Cadillac of pumps.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32586,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Give it back to me now.","text_w_direction":"Give it back to me now.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32587,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Okay, I was just warming it up.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I was just warming it up.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32588,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"It's disgusting!","text_w_direction":"It's disgusting!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32589,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"It's not a big deal.","text_w_direction":"It's not a big deal.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32590,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"It's not sterile!","text_w_direction":"It's not sterile!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32591,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"We're both girls. Who cares?","text_w_direction":"We're both girls. Who cares?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32592,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"So... how was lunch?","text_w_direction":"So... how was lunch?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32593,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Lunch was fine.","text_w_direction":"Lunch was fine.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32594,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Was it everything that you hoped and dreamed it might be?","text_w_direction":"Was it everything that you hoped and dreamed it might be?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32595,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"I don't know. It was lunch, Andy.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. It was lunch, Andy.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32596,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Well, I know. Just want... I mean...","text_w_direction":"Well, I know. [stammers] Just want... I mean... [chuckles]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32597,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Erin? I think we're out of fax cover sheets.","text_w_direction":"Erin? I think we're out of fax cover sheets.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32598,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"God, Oscar, will you keep your pants on? It's easy.","text_w_direction":"God, Oscar, will you keep your pants on? It's easy.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32599,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"\"My name is Kevin, I'm an accountant.\" See I did the voice.","text_w_direction":"[using a Cookie Monster voice] \"My name is Kevin, I'm an accountant.\" See I did the voice.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32600,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"That's a little derivative.","text_w_direction":"That's a little derivative.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32601,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"But parody is always derivative.","text_w_direction":"But parody is always derivative.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32602,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Uh, it's not organic. Do you know what I mean?","text_w_direction":"Uh, it's not organic. Do you know what I mean?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32603,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Jim does a really good one. Do yours.","text_w_direction":"Jim does a really good one. Do yours.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32604,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, guys. I really refuse to participate. \"Michael, can I have an advance on my paycheck because a Mrs. Fields Cookie just opened up at the mall.\"","text_w_direction":"Oh, guys. I really refuse to participate. \"Michael, can I have an advance on my paycheck because a Mrs. Fields Cookie just opened up at the mall.\"","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32605,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Gabe","text":"Guys, why don't we leave the parodies to the pros at Mad TV?","text_w_direction":"Guys, why don't we leave the parodies to the pros at Mad TV?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32606,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"\"Sorry, Gabe, but that show hasn't been on in many cookies.\"","text_w_direction":"\"Sorry, Gabe, but that show hasn't been on in many cookies.\"","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32607,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Gabe","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32608,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Hey. Can I have your attention please? First of all, thanks to everyone for helping put this awesome party together. And a very special shout-out to the chair of the Party Planning Committee, miss Angela Martin. You have outdone yourself.","text_w_direction":"Hey. Can I have your attention please? First of all, thanks to everyone for helping put this awesome party together. And a very special shout-out to the chair of the Party Planning Committee, miss Angela Martin. You have outdone yourself.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32609,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You know what, I think we can all agree that Angela's not so great, so..","text_w_direction":"You know what, I think we can all agree that Angela's not so great, so..","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32610,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I am saying the exact opposite. Angela is fantastic.","text_w_direction":"I am saying the exact opposite. Angela is fantastic.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32611,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No. No. No.","text_w_direction":"No. No. No.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32612,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Specific shout-out..","text_w_direction":"Specific shout-out..","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32613,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Stop talking.","text_w_direction":"Stop talking.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32614,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Ok. As some of you may know, I have a very special connection with Secretary's Day in the form of that 115 pound moonbeam over there named Erin Hannon. To a lot of you she may just be the person who brings you your fax comformations. But to me, she is my girlfriend... in addition to being the person who brings me my fax comformations. So I wrote a little ditty. That I would like to play for all of you right now. It's a little tune called Secretary of Love. A one, a two, a one, two, three..","text_w_direction":"Ok. As some of you may know, I have a very special connection with Secretary's Day in the form of that 115 pound moonbeam over there named Erin Hannon. To a lot of you she may just be the person who brings you your fax comformations. But to me, she is my girlfriend... in addition to being the person who brings me my fax comformations. So I wrote [starts to use a British accent] a little ditty. That I would like to play for all of you right now. It's a little tune called Secretary of Love. A one, a two, a one, two, three..","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32615,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"I know about Angela! I know that you were engaged to her and that you were sleeping with her! Michael told me.","text_w_direction":"[throws a piece of cake at Andy's face] I know about Angela! I know that you were engaged to her and that you were sleeping with her! Michael told me.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32616,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh God.","text_w_direction":"Oh God.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32617,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Can we talk about this in private?","text_w_direction":"Can we talk about this in private?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32618,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"I don't want to be in private. Is it true or is it not?","text_w_direction":"I don't want to be in private. Is it true or is it not?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32619,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32620,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Who else did you sleep with? Did you sleep with Phyllis or Kelly or Pam? Maybe all together?","text_w_direction":"Who else did you sleep with? Did you sleep with Phyllis or Kelly or Pam? Maybe all together?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32621,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"No, no never.","text_w_direction":"No, no never.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32622,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Did everyone know? Was I the only one who didn't know?","text_w_direction":"Did everyone know? Was I the only one who didn't know?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32623,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah pretty much.","text_w_direction":"Yeah pretty much.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32624,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Who are you?! I don't know you!","text_w_direction":"Who are you?! I don't know you! [pushes someone away to leave]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32625,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Gabe","text":"I should probably get involved in this, but I think my energy is better spent on the Cookie Monster issue.","text_w_direction":"I should probably get involved in this, but I think my energy is better spent on the Cookie Monster issue.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32626,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Erin, you know, if I had been engaged to anyone before you, I would've told you.","text_w_direction":"Erin, you know, if I had been engaged to anyone before you, I would've told you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32627,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32628,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"So if you need anything, I'm right over there.","text_w_direction":"So if you need anything, I'm right over there.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32629,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"\"Hey, Erin, You look delicious. I mean, beautiful.\"","text_w_direction":"[imitating Cookie Monster] \"Hey, Erin, You look delicious. I mean, beautiful.\"","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32630,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Gabe","text":"Ok. Ok there. I heard that. So I'm sorry, Pam, but that's it. I'm going to have to suspend you without pay for two days.","text_w_direction":"Ok. Ok there. I heard that. So I'm sorry, Pam, but that's it. I'm going to have to suspend you without pay for two days.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32631,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"What? What do you mean, suspend me?","text_w_direction":"What? What do you mean, suspend me?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32632,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I think you need to go a little easy. You can't just suspend someone form work.","text_w_direction":"I think you need to go a little easy. You can't just suspend someone form work.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32633,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Gabe","text":"Yeah, you're right. You know what? Um, you're suspended too Jim. Ok fine. You too Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you're right. You know what? Um, you're suspended too Jim. [Dwight starts to clap] Ok fine. You too Dwight.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32634,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait, What? I was just slow-clapping your no-nonsense decision-making.","text_w_direction":"Wait, What? I was just slow-clapping your no-nonsense decision-making.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32635,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Gabe","text":"I don't want to hear it. Suspended.","text_w_direction":"I don't want to hear it. Suspended.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32636,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"\"C\" is for suspension.","text_w_direction":"\"C\" is for suspension.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32637,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Why would that be something to talk about on Secretary's Day?","text_w_direction":"Why would that be something to talk about on Secretary's Day?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32638,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Andy, she's not the easiest person in the world to have a conversation with. All right? And besides, who doesn't tell their girlfriend that they were engaged to someone who works four feet away from them? That's like.. that's like Mr. and Mrs. Smith crap.","text_w_direction":"Andy, she's not the easiest person in the world to have a conversation with. All right? And besides, who doesn't tell their girlfriend that they were engaged to someone who works four feet away from them? That's like.. that's like Mr. and Mrs. Smith crap.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32639,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I was going to tell her, just on my own time.","text_w_direction":"I was going to tell her, just on my own time.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32640,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You know what, I resent the implication that I would keep that secret. Everyone here knows that I can't and won't keep a secret.","text_w_direction":"You know what, I resent the implication that I would keep that secret. Everyone here knows that I can't and won't keep a secret.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32641,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Who cares? I mean it's not like I killed someone. Big deal right? This can blow over in two seconds. She never asked me. So, if you think about it... I probably should have told her I guess. Everybody does stupid things.","text_w_direction":"Who cares? I mean it's not like I killed someone. Big deal right? This can blow over in two seconds. She never asked me. So, if you think about it... I probably should have told her I guess. Everybody does stupid things.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32642,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Psst. Hey. Erin.","text_w_direction":"Psst. Hey. Erin.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32643,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"You want to talk to me, come to my desk.","text_w_direction":"You want to talk to me, come to my desk.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32644,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"You embarrassed me earlier.","text_w_direction":"You embarrassed me earlier.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32645,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Oh. Take it up with the chief of police.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Take it up with the chief of police.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32646,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"You think I want people remembering I had sensual relations with Andy? It's the kind of thing you wish you could have annulled. I want to throw up just thinking about it.","text_w_direction":"You think I want people remembering I had sensual relations with Andy? It's the kind of thing you wish you could have annulled. I want to throw up just thinking about it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32647,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"I want to throw up just thinking about it.","text_w_direction":"I want to throw up just thinking about it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32648,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"You are throwing up for the wrong reasons!","text_w_direction":"You are throwing up for the wrong reasons!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32649,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"I don't think this fax is going through. Is there a different... I can just put it through again, you know.","text_w_direction":"[standing behind Erin] I don't think this fax is going through. Is there a different... I can just put it through again, you know.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32650,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Hey. You know I was engaged before Jim.","text_w_direction":"Hey. You know I was engaged before Jim.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32651,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32652,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah. And he worked here too.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. And he worked here too.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32653,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"It was Andy, wasn't it?","text_w_direction":"It was Andy, wasn't it?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32654,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"No, no it wasn't Andy. It wasn't. It doesn't matter. It's not about who you've been with. It's about who you end up with. Sometimes the heart doesn't know what it wants until it finds what it wants.","text_w_direction":"No, no it wasn't Andy. It wasn't. It doesn't matter. It's not about who you've been with. It's about who you end up with. Sometimes the heart doesn't know what it wants until it finds what it wants.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32655,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"I hope you find what you're looking for.","text_w_direction":"I hope you find what you're looking for.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32656,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. [kisses Jim on the cheek]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32657,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Gabe","text":"So I can reprimand them but I can't suspend them. Oh I can't do either. Uh huh. Fair enough.","text_w_direction":"[talking on the phone] So I can reprimand them but I can't suspend them. Oh I can't do either. Uh huh. Fair enough.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32658,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Hey Toby.","text_w_direction":"[answers phone] Hey Toby.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32659,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"I called Tallahassee. He can ask you not to come in, but he can't dock your pay. That's not legal.","text_w_direction":"I called Tallahassee. He can ask you not to come in, but he can't dock your pay. That's not legal.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32660,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Very interesting.","text_w_direction":"Very interesting.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32661,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Yeah, I also learned some interesting things about how they structure...","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I also learned some interesting things about how they structure...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32662,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Thanks Toby.","text_w_direction":"[Gabe walks in] Thanks Toby.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32663,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Gabe","text":"Hey everyone. Hi. Quite an afternoon, huh? Cathartic in a way. I'm glad I got to share it with you. It makes you think about what's really important. It's not about showing you're in charge or flexing some sort of authority. It's about forgiveness. And yes, I'm talking about you three in this desk clump right here. I think that, if you were to apologize to me, then I would revoke your suspension.","text_w_direction":"Hey everyone. Hi. Quite an afternoon, huh? Cathartic in a way. I'm glad I got to share it with you. It makes you think about what's really important. [Pam hands Jim a note] It's not about showing you're in charge or flexing some sort of authority. It's about forgiveness. And yes, I'm talking about you three in this desk clump right here. I think that, if you were to apologize to me, then I would revoke your suspension.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32664,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I don't think an apology is enough. I really think the only way for me to learn my lesson is to take my suspension.","text_w_direction":"I don't think an apology is enough. I really think the only way for me to learn my lesson is to take my suspension.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32665,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"And I got to take this bad attitude, and I got to go home, and I got to adjust it. And I hope the suspension does that.","text_w_direction":"And I got to take this bad attitude, and I got to go home, and I got to adjust it. And I hope the suspension does that.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32666,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Prideful idiots. Watch how it's done. Gabriel, I apologize.","text_w_direction":"[gets up and walks towards Gabe] Prideful idiots. Watch how it's done. [Jim and Pam get their things together and start to leave] Gabriel, I apologize.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32667,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Gabe","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32668,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I kneel before you.","text_w_direction":"[gets on one knee] I kneel before you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32669,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Gabe","text":"Guys, I would even take a contrite look as an apology.","text_w_direction":"Guys, I would even take a contrite look as an apology.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32670,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Humbly taking your hand upon which I kiss to show my contrition.","text_w_direction":"Humbly taking your hand upon which I kiss to show my contrition.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32671,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Gabe","text":"Guys, to err is human.","text_w_direction":"[following Jim and Pam to their car] Guys, to err is human. [trying to block their car]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32672,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Trust is the most important thing to me. Is your name Andy Bernard? What's your real name? Lionel Frankenstein?","text_w_direction":"Trust is the most important thing to me. Is your name Andy Bernard? What's your real name? Lionel Frankenstein?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32673,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Will you stop walking for one second? That's it. There's no other secrets. Ok? I mean yeah, my chest is not naturally hairless, and my parents pay my credit card bill.","text_w_direction":"Will you stop walking for one second? That's it. There's no other secrets. Ok? I mean yeah, my chest is not naturally hairless, and my parents pay my credit card bill.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32674,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"How long were you guys together?","text_w_direction":"How long were you guys together?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32675,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"A year.","text_w_direction":"A year.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32676,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"A year? You were together for a year?","text_w_direction":"A year? You were together for a year?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32677,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah but that's it. Now you know everything about me. I promise. And if I think of anything else...","text_w_direction":"Yeah but that's it. Now you know everything about me. I promise. And if I think of anything else...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32678,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"I think I have to be on my own for a little bit. Like the girl Precious in Precious. Based on the novel Push by Sapphire. Ok?","text_w_direction":"I think I have to be on my own for a little bit. Like the girl Precious in Precious. Based on the novel Push by Sapphire. Ok?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32679,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I didn't see that movie.","text_w_direction":"I didn't see that movie.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32680,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Gabe","text":"That was ugly. I'm sorry you had to see that.","text_w_direction":"[walking back into the office] That was ugly. I'm sorry you had to see that.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32681,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Do they still get paid?","text_w_direction":"Do they still get paid?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32682,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Gabe","text":"It's tacky to discuss finances. It's best to pretend that this never happened.","text_w_direction":"It's tacky to discuss finances. It's best to pretend that this never happened.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32683,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Sounds like they just got to go home with pay.","text_w_direction":"Sounds like they just got to go home with pay.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32684,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Pathetic.","text_w_direction":"Pathetic.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32685,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Gabe","text":"Can I buy everyone coffees? \"Or cookies.\"","text_w_direction":"Can I buy everyone coffees? [everyone shakes their heads] [in Cookie Monster voice] \"Or cookies.\"","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32686,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"What was that? Are you kidding me? Was that an impression?","text_w_direction":"What was that? Are you kidding me? Was that an impression?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32687,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Gabe","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32688,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Uh guys, I'm now going to apologize for the mess that we're in because corporate told me to. I just want you to know that I laugh like a crazy person.","text_w_direction":"[imitating Gabe] Uh guys, I'm now going to apologize for the mess that we're in because corporate told me to. I just want you to know that I laugh like a crazy person.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32689,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Gabe","text":"You got to be able to laugh at yourself. I'm one of the gang.","text_w_direction":"You got to be able to laugh at yourself. I'm one of the gang.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32690,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"\"I have to go back to the zoo to the stick insect exhibit.\"","text_w_direction":"\"I have to go back to the zoo to the stick insect exhibit.\"","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32691,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"\"Ciao\" Right? \"Ciao. I say Ciao because I'm fancy from Tallahassee.\"","text_w_direction":"\"Ciao\" Right? \"Ciao. I say Ciao because I'm fancy from Tallahassee.\"","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32692,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Gabe","text":"Why don't we say ciao to the impressions?","text_w_direction":"Why don't we say ciao to the impressions? [everyone says ciao]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32693,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"","text_w_direction":"[sitting on bench outside groaning]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32694,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Erin?","text_w_direction":"Erin?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32695,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Oh. Sorry I thought everyone was gone.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Sorry I thought everyone was gone.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32696,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, I was just watching Cookie Monster. It finally downloaded. Mind if I sit down?","text_w_direction":"No, no, I was just watching Cookie Monster. It finally downloaded. Mind if I sit down?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32697,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"I can't trust Andy anymore.","text_w_direction":"I can't trust Andy anymore.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32698,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh. Yep. I'm sorry about that. I feel... I'm sorry I caused that thing.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Yep. I'm sorry about that. I feel... I'm sorry I caused that thing.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32699,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"It's Andy's fault.","text_w_direction":"It's Andy's fault.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32700,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well, yeah, yes. But I still feel sorry. You know what, I wouldn't worry about Angela. She doesn't hold a candle to you, Erin. She's old enough to be your mom for one thing. And she's, like, three feet tall. And she wears pioneer women clothing. And I don't think she's ever pooped in her life. And Andy, you know, come on. Andy, his butt looks big in those khakis.","text_w_direction":"Well, yeah, yes. But I still feel sorry. You know what, I wouldn't worry about Angela. She doesn't hold a candle to you, Erin. She's old enough to be your mom for one thing. And she's, like, three feet tall. And she wears pioneer women clothing. And I don't think she's ever pooped in her life. And Andy, you know, come on. Andy, his butt looks big in those khakis.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32701,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, I like his butt.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I like his butt.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32702,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You said butt.","text_w_direction":"You said butt.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32703,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"You tricked me!","text_w_direction":"You tricked me!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32704,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Ahh! You said it! You know who you would love? Oh, this guy in my neighborhood, Tom Dizemore. This is him","text_w_direction":"Ahh! You said it! You know who you would love? Oh, this guy in my neighborhood, Tom Dizemore. This is him[/b]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32705,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Sometimes telling someone something is hard. Well, at least someone made her happy on Secretary's Day.","text_w_direction":"Sometimes telling someone something is hard. Well, at least someone made her happy on Secretary's Day.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32706,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar's voice from the computer","text":"Hey Kevin it's Oscar. I'm looking at the sheet you sent me. And I can't seem to find the column for shipping cost.","text_w_direction":"Hey Kevin it's Oscar. I'm looking at the sheet you sent me. And I can't seem to find the column for shipping cost.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32707,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"I made the most brilliant retaliation video. It's awesome.","text_w_direction":"I made the most brilliant retaliation video. It's awesome.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32708,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"I don't get it.","text_w_direction":"I don't get it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32709,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, I mean, the Count has a very distinct voice.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I mean, the Count has a very distinct voice.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32710,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah. \"I vant to count to ten\".","text_w_direction":"Yeah. \"I vant to count to ten\".","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32711,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"But Oscar is an accountant, and the Count counts numbers.","text_w_direction":"But Oscar is an accountant, and the Count counts numbers.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32712,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"But you're an accountant too.","text_w_direction":"But you're an accountant too.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32713,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Why didn't you do Oscar the Grouch?","text_w_direction":"Why didn't you do Oscar the Grouch?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32714,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"That would have been funny.","text_w_direction":"That would have been funny.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32715,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"But the Count is purple and Oscar wears purple.","text_w_direction":"But the Count is purple and Oscar wears purple.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32716,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, oh, I was just watching that. Did you do that, man? \"Oscar. I am the Count.\" Nailed him. Nailed him. Good work Cookie Monster.","text_w_direction":"[walking up] Oh, oh, I was just watching that. Did you do that, man? \"Oscar. I am the Count.\" Nailed him. Nailed him. [Gives Kevin a fist pump] Good work Cookie Monster.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32717,"season":6,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Secretary's Day","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1613,"air_date":"2010-04-22"}
{"index":32718,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Buenos dias, Erin.","text_w_direction":"Buenos dias, Erin.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32719,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Buenos dias, Miguel. Hello, Dunder-Mifflin.","text_w_direction":"Buenos dias, Miguel. [phone rings] Hello, Dunder-Mifflin.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32720,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no, no. Solamente en espanol, por favor.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no. Solamente en espanol, por favor.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32721,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I believe that every man, woman, and child in this country should learn how to speak Spanish. They are our neighbors to the South, and this would be a healing thing for... for all of North America. And... I am going on vacation next week to Cancun.","text_w_direction":"I believe that every man, woman, and child in this country should learn how to speak Spanish. They are our neighbors to the South, and this would be a healing thing for... for all of North America. And... I am going on vacation next week to Cancun.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32722,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Buenos dias, Jaime.","text_w_direction":"Buenos dias, Jaime.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32723,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Buenos dias, Miguel. Como estas? Bien? Claro que si! Yo estoy fantastico. Que pasa?","text_w_direction":"Buenos dias, Miguel. Como estas? Bien? Claro que si! Yo estoy fantastico. Que pasa?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32724,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Ha ha! Buenos dias, Dwight!","text_w_direction":"Ha ha! Buenos dias, Dwight!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32725,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Guten tag, Herr Michael.","text_w_direction":"Guten tag, Herr Michael.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32726,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't understand why Michael is wasting his time with Spanish. I have it on very good authority that within 20 years, everyone will be speaking German. Or a Chinese-German hybrid.","text_w_direction":"I don't understand why Michael is wasting his time with Spanish. I have it on very good authority that within 20 years, everyone will be speaking German. Or a Chinese-German hybrid.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32727,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"La telefona.","text_w_direction":"La telefona.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32728,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"El telefono.","text_w_direction":"El telefono.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32729,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"Michael's having a hard time with the gender part of Spanish. So I told him to mark everything with the international symbol for gender. And, um... I should have been more specific.","text_w_direction":"Michael's having a hard time with the gender part of Spanish. So I told him to mark everything with the international symbol for gender. And, um... [holds up two blurred-out drawings of male and female genitalia] I should have been more specific.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32730,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"Your office is full of genitalia.","text_w_direction":"Your office is full of genitalia.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32731,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Oh. Eso es lo que dice, el!","text_w_direction":"[clears throat] Oh. Eso es lo que dice, el!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32732,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"\"That's what he says?\"","text_w_direction":"\"That's what he says?\"","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32733,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Damn it. Ah, Angelo.","text_w_direction":"Damn it. [knock on door] Ah, Angelo.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32734,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"Angela. Michael.","text_w_direction":"Angela. [Michael sticks post-it on Angela's forehead with female genitalia] Michael.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32735,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Yo soy Cancun.","text_w_direction":"Yo soy Cancun.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32736,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"Uhh!","text_w_direction":"[removes post-it, leaves] Uhh!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32737,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"All right, so I'll finish up on bulk pricing, and then you go into delivery guarantee.","text_w_direction":"All right, so I'll finish up on bulk pricing, and then you go into delivery guarantee.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32738,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"You know, maybe there's an opportunity for a joke there, like, um... like, \"I just delivered a baby. They didn't offer me a guarantee.\"","text_w_direction":"You know, maybe there's an opportunity for a joke there, like, um... like, [vaudeville delivery] \"I just delivered a baby. They didn't offer me a guarantee.\"","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32739,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, or maybe we don't even need that.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, or maybe we don't even need that.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32740,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Can you smell the power of the Halperts? Power couple.","text_w_direction":"Can you smell the power of the Halperts? Power couple.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32741,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"You know what? I should be getting this client, Michael. My numbers are better than either of theirs.","text_w_direction":"You know what? I should be getting this client, Michael. My numbers are better than either of theirs.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32742,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I went with the people I thought would put the best face on the company.","text_w_direction":"I went with the people I thought would put the best face on the company.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32743,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"If you want people to put the best face on something, why would you get two people who probably never cut the face off of anything in their lives?","text_w_direction":"If you want people to put the best face on something, why would you get two people who probably never cut the face off of anything in their lives?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32744,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"That's a good point.","text_w_direction":"[whispers] That's a good point.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32745,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"This is our first joint sales pitch. I think we're gonna work really well together.","text_w_direction":"This is our first joint sales pitch. I think we're gonna work really well together.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32746,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah I think we have complimentary strengths. We understand each other.","text_w_direction":"Yeah I think we have complimentary strengths. We understand each other.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32747,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"We have good give and take. I give, he takes.","text_w_direction":"We have good give and take. [vaudeville delivery] I give, he takes.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32748,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"I don't even know who you are anymore.","text_w_direction":"[whispering] I don't even know who you are anymore.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32749,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Yee.","text_w_direction":"[vaudeville delivery] Yee.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32750,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Donna","text":"Hi, uh, Donna Newton, here to see Michael Scott.","text_w_direction":"Hi, uh, Donna Newton, here to see Michael Scott.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32751,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, hey, Miss Newton. Hi, I'm Jim.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey, Miss Newton. Hi, I'm Jim.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32752,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Donna","text":"Hi!","text_w_direction":"Hi!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32753,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"How are you?","text_w_direction":"How are you?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32754,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Did somebody order a hooker over here?","text_w_direction":"Did somebody order a hooker over here?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32755,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Donna","text":"Oh, stop that.","text_w_direction":"[laughing] Oh, stop that.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32756,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Hi. How are you?","text_w_direction":"Hi. How are you?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32757,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"There's this woman I met a few weeks ago. Her name is Donna, the manager of Sid & Dexter's and, right now, we're in the midst of a passionate love affair. Um, no. But she is coming by today. Maybe to buy some printers, so...","text_w_direction":"There's this woman I met a few weeks ago. Her name is Donna, the manager of Sid & Dexter's and, right now, we're in the midst of a passionate love affair. Um, no. But she is coming by today. Maybe to buy some printers, so...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32758,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Right here, we have the wonder twins, Jim and Pam Halpert. They will be assisting you today.","text_w_direction":"Right here, we have the wonder twins, Jim and Pam Halpert. They will be assisting you today.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32759,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Donna","text":"You look exactly alike.","text_w_direction":"You look exactly alike.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32760,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, no we're actually married. We're not brother and sister.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no we're actually married. We're not brother and sister.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32761,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Donna","text":"I have a sense about these things.","text_w_direction":"I have a sense about these things.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32762,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32763,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Donna","text":"You have some ancestors in common... somewhere back.","text_w_direction":"You have some ancestors in common... somewhere back.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32764,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"I knew it. You should see their baby.","text_w_direction":"I knew it. You should see their baby.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32765,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"So, yes, laser printers are more expensive. But they cost less to operate So it's a tradeoff.","text_w_direction":"[explaining PowerPoint to Donna] So, yes, laser printers are more expensive. But they cost less to operate [knocking] So it's a tradeoff.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32766,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"[barges in] Hi.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32767,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Hold on one second.","text_w_direction":"Hold on one second.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32768,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Sorry to interrupt. Sorry to interrupt. Do you, Donna, by any chance shop at Victoria's Secret?","text_w_direction":"Sorry to interrupt. Sorry to interrupt. Do you, Donna, by any chance shop at Victoria's Secret?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32769,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32770,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Because I keep getting these magazines sent to me via the address of the woman who used to live in my condo before me.","text_w_direction":"Because I keep getting these magazines sent to me via the address of the woman who used to live in my condo before me.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32771,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"None of this is time sensitive.","text_w_direction":"None of this is time sensitive.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32772,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, yes, uh, the sale is on now through May.","text_w_direction":"Uh, yes, uh, the sale is on now through May.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32773,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Donna","text":"Oh, yeah, thank you.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah, thank you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32774,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, I have more of them.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I have more of them.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32775,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"You would have weekly conference calls with executives in corporate. A two-week training program at the Yale school of management, obviously you would be high on the list for advancement opportunities.","text_w_direction":"You would have weekly conference calls with executives in corporate. A two-week training program at the Yale school of management, obviously you would be high on the list for advancement opportunities.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32776,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"Sounds all right.","text_w_direction":"Sounds all right.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32777,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"What is this?","text_w_direction":"What is this?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32778,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"Oh, this is \"Print in All Colors,\" Sabre's minority executive training program.","text_w_direction":"Oh, this is \"Print in All Colors,\" Sabre's minority executive training program.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32779,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"It doesn't just sound a'ight, it sounds amazing.","text_w_direction":"It doesn't just sound a'ight, it sounds amazing.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32780,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"I didn't say \"a'ight.\"","text_w_direction":"I didn't say \"a'ight.\"","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32781,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"How do I apply?","text_w_direction":"How do I apply?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32782,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"You have to be a minority.","text_w_direction":"You have to be a minority.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32783,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh, glasses wearers. Cholera survivors. Geniuses. Non-organic family farmers. The list goes on and on. You want me to keep going?","text_w_direction":"Uh, glasses wearers. Cholera survivors. Geniuses. Non-organic family farmers. The list goes on and on. You want me to keep going?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32784,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"Those don't really count. We're thinking more ethnic and racial minorities.","text_w_direction":"Those don't really count. We're thinking more ethnic and racial minorities.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32785,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Come here. Come here.","text_w_direction":"Come here. Come here.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32786,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"Hmm?","text_w_direction":"Hmm?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32787,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Ten seconds ago, this guy was driving a forklift. Okay? Now all off a sudden he's Cinderella of the office. What are you guys thinking?","text_w_direction":"Ten seconds ago, this guy was driving a forklift. Okay? Now all off a sudden he's Cinderella of the office. What are you guys thinking?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32788,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"Well...","text_w_direction":"Well...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32789,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"I like the sound of this. Maybe one day I'll be sitting in Michael's chair. Wouldn't that be something?","text_w_direction":"I like the sound of this. [looks at Dwight] Maybe one day I'll be sitting in Michael's chair. Wouldn't that be something?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32790,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"One minority from this branch is going to get into this program. Who would I refer? Hmm... the competent, hardworking one who does things his own way, or the malleable simpleton who can be bought for a few fashion magazines?","text_w_direction":"One minority from this branch is going to get into this program. Who would I refer? Hmm... the competent, hardworking one who does things his own way, or the malleable simpleton who can be bought for a few fashion magazines?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32791,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"This is the second time that you've sent me the wrong size. I mean, I know what a four feels like. I've been a four my whole life. You know what? You can go to Hell. All right? Thanks for nothing.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] This is the second time that you've sent me the wrong size. I mean, I know what a four feels like. I've been a four my whole life. You know what? You can go to Hell. All right? Thanks for nothing.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32792,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, man. White people, right?","text_w_direction":"Oh, man. White people, right?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32793,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"I don't know if she was white.","text_w_direction":"I don't know if she was white.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32794,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, you can kinda tell from the voice.","text_w_direction":"Well, you can kinda tell from the voice.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32795,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32796,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"I bet you get pulled over by the cops a lot, just because of your race.","text_w_direction":"I bet you get pulled over by the cops a lot, just because of your race.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32797,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"Well, they say it's because of texting, but maybe you're right.","text_w_direction":"Well, they say it's because of texting, but maybe you're right.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32798,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"I think you should consider applying for the executive minority training program.","text_w_direction":"I think you should consider applying for the executive minority training program.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32799,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"Never thought of myself as an executive before.","text_w_direction":"Never thought of myself as an executive before.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32800,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"I know, 'cause you have no role models. How many Indian CEO's can you think of?","text_w_direction":"I know, 'cause you have no role models. How many Indian CEO's can you think of?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32801,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"I can't think of any CEO's, any race.","text_w_direction":"I can't think of any CEO's, any race.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32802,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"You could be the Indian Bill Gates. You could be the Indian Ted Turner.","text_w_direction":"You could be the Indian Bill Gates. You could be the Indian Ted Turner.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32803,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"I could be the Indian Julia Roberts.","text_w_direction":"I could be the Indian Julia Roberts.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32804,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"That's not... she's... okay. Yes.","text_w_direction":"That's not... she's... okay. Yes.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32805,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I took the liberty to scan a few things earlier, and I want to show you... there we go! Whoa, look at those vivid colors. Look at my eyes. Those are Shrek-green eyes. That is me again. I think this displays the crisp, dazzling white.","text_w_direction":"I took the liberty to scan a few things earlier, and I want to show you... there we go! [Michael's picture pops up on the PowerPoint screen] Whoa, look at those vivid colors. Look at my eyes. Those are Shrek-green eyes. That is me again. I think this displays the crisp, dazzling white.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32806,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Donna","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32807,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"And that would be a display of the crisp, gorgeous black.","text_w_direction":"And that would be a display [image from a catalog of a man wearing only white boxers pops up] of the crisp, gorgeous black.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32808,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Donna","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32809,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"It's subtle. That's how it works. I show her an image that turns her on. And then she looks at me, then back at me, then back at the image. Soon, she doesn't know what is me, what is the image. She just knows that she's turned on.","text_w_direction":"It's subtle. That's how it works. I show her an image that turns her on. And then she looks at me, then back at me, then back at the image. Soon, she doesn't know what is me, what is the image. She just knows that she's turned on.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32810,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"This is a place that I like to go to be alone with my thoughts. I've never taken anybody there before.","text_w_direction":"This is a place that I like to go to be alone with my thoughts. I've never taken anybody there before.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32811,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Donna","text":"Who took the photo?","text_w_direction":"Who took the photo?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32812,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Ryan.","text_w_direction":"Ryan.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32813,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Donna","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh. [Michael quickly advances PowerPoint show to last slide which is \"s*x\" in bold white letters on a black background and then exits the show quickly]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32814,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"And that's it. That's me. That's who I am.","text_w_direction":"And that's it. That's me. That's who I am.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32815,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Donna","text":"Not bad.","text_w_direction":"[giggles] Not bad.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32816,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, thanks. You're not bad, either.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thanks. [softly] You're not bad, either.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32817,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Donna","text":"Thank you. Hmm.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. [Michael tries t kiss Donna, Donna clears throat] Hmm.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32818,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Hmm.","text_w_direction":"Hmm.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32819,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Donna","text":"Oh my God.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God. [realizing Jim and Pam are looking through the conference room windows]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32820,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Jim! Could you come in here for a sec? What was that printer we were looking at?","text_w_direction":"Jim! Could you come in here for a sec? What was that printer we were looking at?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32821,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"You didn't see it, Pam. She was giving me all sorts of signals that she wanted me to make a move. Shortbread?","text_w_direction":"[in his office] You didn't see it, Pam. She was giving me all sorts of signals that she wanted me to make a move. Shortbread?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32822,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32823,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"I'll have one.","text_w_direction":"I'll have one.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32824,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Well, maybe you shouldn't try to kiss people at work.","text_w_direction":"Well, maybe you shouldn't try to kiss people at work.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32825,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Oh really, Jim? What about Pam? And you did a heck of a lot more than kiss. Maybe this could be my Pam.","text_w_direction":"Oh really, Jim? What about Pam? And you did a heck of a lot more than kiss. Maybe this could be my Pam.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32826,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. Well, all that is irrelevant.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Well, all that is irrelevant.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32827,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Maybe Michael has a point. I mean, if she was really that upset, she wouldn't still be here.","text_w_direction":"Maybe Michael has a point. I mean, if she was really that upset, she wouldn't still be here.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32828,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Donna","text":"Was it professional? No. But I work in the nightlife industry. I get hit on all the time. In my 20's it would have been annoying. In my late 20's, I find it really flattering.","text_w_direction":"Was it professional? No. But I work in the nightlife industry. I get hit on all the time. In my 20's it would have been annoying. In my late 20's, I find it really flattering.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32829,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Look, I know that I screwed up in there. I know that I probably messed up your sale. I just want to go in and fix it.","text_w_direction":"Look, I know that I screwed up in there. I know that I probably messed up your sale. I just want to go in and fix it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32830,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"What if I back out and you finish the pitch with Jim?","text_w_direction":"What if I back out and you finish the pitch with Jim?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32831,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32832,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"What was that?","text_w_direction":"What was that?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32833,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Just let him flirt with her. People meet each other all sorts of ways.","text_w_direction":"Just let him flirt with her. People meet each other all sorts of ways.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32834,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Pam, you know he's not gonna get anywhere, and he's gonna blow our sale.","text_w_direction":"Pam, you know he's not gonna get anywhere, and he's gonna blow our sale.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32835,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Who cares? It's not that huge a sale.","text_w_direction":"Who cares? [Michael peeking at them through his office window] It's not that huge a sale.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32836,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, the Schwab guy told us to treat every sale like it was a huge sale.","text_w_direction":"Hey, the Schwab guy told us to treat every sale like it was a huge sale.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32837,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Don't act like you understood anything that guy said. Good luck, wingman.","text_w_direction":"Don't act like you understood anything that guy said. [pat's Jim's arm] Good luck, wingman. [salutes]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32838,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"How as being a minority affected you?","text_w_direction":"How as being a minority affected you?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32839,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"Well, there's a lot of pressure from my parents to settle down and marry an Indian guy.","text_w_direction":"Well, there's a lot of pressure from my parents to settle down and marry an Indian guy.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32840,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, good, and you resent this because...","text_w_direction":"Oh, good, and you resent this because...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32841,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"Indian guys always wear their cell phones outside their pants. It's so dorky.","text_w_direction":"Indian guys always wear their cell phones outside their pants. It's so dorky.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32842,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, no, no. That's not dorky. Look, it's easily accessible. Boom, like this. 911, hello. Scranton Strangler's in the house. Inside the house.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, no. That's not dorky. [Dwight wears his phone like that] Look, it's easily accessible. Boom, like this. 911, hello. Scranton Strangler's in the house. Inside the house.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32843,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"Just put it in your pocket.","text_w_direction":"Just put it in your pocket.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32844,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael and Donna","text":"","text_w_direction":"[indistinct chatter inside conference room]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32845,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Look at that. She's totally flirting with him.","text_w_direction":"[looking it] Look at that. She's totally flirting with him.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32846,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"You don't know that. Some people can't help oozing sexuality.","text_w_direction":"You don't know that. Some people can't help oozing sexuality.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32847,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Creed","text":"You ever notice you can ooze two things","text_w_direction":"You ever notice you can ooze two things[/b]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32848,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"She just crossed her arms together... that's bad.","text_w_direction":"She just crossed her arms together... that's bad.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32849,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Maybe she's just pushing her breasts together to make them look bigger.","text_w_direction":"Maybe she's just pushing her breasts together to make them look bigger.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32850,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Like that?","text_w_direction":"[tries it by crossing his arms] Like that? [to Andy]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32851,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Donna","text":"Is this... is this the best you can do right there?","text_w_direction":"Is this... is this the best you can do right there?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32852,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, for that printer, yes. Unfortunately we don't have a lot of flexibility.","text_w_direction":"Uh, for that printer, yes. Unfortunately we don't have a lot of flexibility.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32853,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Donna","text":"Oh. Well, I guess I'm just used to the restaurant business, where, if you're in charge, then you can always get discounts for the people that you like.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Well, I guess I'm just used to the restaurant business, [removes sweater revealing her revealing top] where, if you're in charge, then you can always get discounts for the people that you like.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32854,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. [chuckles]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32855,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"So maybe we could find a little wiggle room, right?","text_w_direction":"So maybe we could find a little wiggle room, right?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32856,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"What's that?","text_w_direction":"What's that?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32857,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Maybe wee find some wiggle room?","text_w_direction":"Maybe wee find some wiggle room?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32858,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"I don't... I don't think so.","text_w_direction":"I don't... I don't think so.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32859,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I think we could.","text_w_direction":"I think we could. [Donna giggles]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32860,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"I don't see how we could possibly sell these for that little without losing money. Delivery alone will cost...","text_w_direction":"I don't see how we could possibly sell these for that little without losing money. Delivery alone will cost...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32861,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, well sometimes... sometimes it makes financial sense to lose money, right? Like for tax purposes.","text_w_direction":"Okay, well sometimes... sometimes it makes financial sense to lose money, right? Like for tax purposes.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32862,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"Actually, ran the numbers on this, and in this case, it makes more financial sense to gain money.","text_w_direction":"Actually, ran the numbers on this, and in this case, it makes more financial sense to gain money.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32863,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Why don't you run them again?","text_w_direction":"Why don't you run them again?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32864,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"What if she's just flirting with you to get a better price?","text_w_direction":"What if she's just flirting with you to get a better price?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32865,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"If she is, it's working.","text_w_direction":"If she is, it's working.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32866,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah, Michael, here's a trick. Ask her if she wants a mint. If she says \"no,\" then she is not interested.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, Michael, here's a trick. Ask her if she wants a mint. If she says \"no,\" then she is not interested.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32867,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"She does not like him.","text_w_direction":"She does not like him.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32868,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"You can flirt with someone to get what you want and also be attracted to them. How do you think we got together?","text_w_direction":"You can flirt with someone to get what you want and also be attracted to them. How do you think we got together?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32869,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"'cause I stopped by your desk like 15 times a day.","text_w_direction":"'cause I stopped by your desk like 15 times a day.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32870,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"I was after your money.","text_w_direction":"I was after your money.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32871,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Well, the joke was on you.","text_w_direction":"Well, the joke was on you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32872,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Yes, it was.","text_w_direction":"Yes, it was.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32873,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"Can you stop micromanaging? I know how to do this.","text_w_direction":"[typing] Can you stop micromanaging? I know how to do this.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32874,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Okay...","text_w_direction":"Okay...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32875,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey... what are you guys doing?","text_w_direction":"Hey... what are you guys doing?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32876,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"This girl was really rude to me at the mall. So I created a fake I.M. account from a hot guy at her high school, and now I'm trying to make her anorexic.","text_w_direction":"This girl was really rude to me at the mall. So I created a fake I.M. account from a hot guy at her high school, and now I'm trying to make her anorexic.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32877,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Tell her everyone in home room thinks she's fat.","text_w_direction":"Tell her everyone in home room thinks she's fat.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32878,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh, that is so good.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that is so good.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32879,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"You know, we really should keep practicing for this interview.","text_w_direction":"You know, we really should keep practicing for this interview.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32880,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh, that's okay. Ryan coached me.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that's okay. Ryan coached me.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32881,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Ryan? What does he know?","text_w_direction":"Ryan? What does he know?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32882,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"It's easy... you just turn every question around on them. Do you think you're treated differently because of your race?","text_w_direction":"It's easy... you just turn every question around on them. Do you think you're treated differently because of your race?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32883,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"Would you ask that same question if I was white? We're so in.","text_w_direction":"Would you ask that same question if I was white? We're so in.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32884,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"\"We?\"","text_w_direction":"\"We?\"","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32885,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"When I become executive, I'm gonna make Ryan manager.","text_w_direction":"When I become executive, I'm gonna make Ryan manager.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32886,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"And then the two of us are cleanin' house.","text_w_direction":"And then the two of us are cleanin' house.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32887,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Kelly will be even worse than Darryl. If you'd have told me this morning that today I'd be creating a monster capable f my own destruction, I 'd have thought you were referring to the bull Mose and I are trying to reanimate.","text_w_direction":"Kelly will be even worse than Darryl. If you'd have told me this morning that today I'd be creating a monster capable f my own destruction, I 'd have thought you were referring to the bull Mose and I are trying to reanimate.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32888,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"So corporate approval of this contract is contingent upon buyer and seller...","text_w_direction":"So corporate approval of this contract is contingent upon buyer and seller...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32889,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Donna","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32890,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Operating blahdy blahdy blah. Boilerplate. Pound of fish. Just kidding. Do you like mints?","text_w_direction":"Operating blahdy blahdy blah. Boilerplate. Pound of fish. [Donna laughing] Just kidding. Do you like mints?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32891,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Donna","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32892,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I carry mints with me sometimes. You ever tried those?","text_w_direction":"I carry mints with me sometimes. You ever tried those?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32893,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Donna","text":"Oh, I haven't tried those. No.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I haven't tried those. No.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32894,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"They're good","text_w_direction":"They're good [Donna grabs mint]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32895,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Donna","text":"You want one?","text_w_direction":"You want one?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32896,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32897,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Donna","text":"It's like cool... \"certified cool.\" I like how they say \"certified.\" Like there's some consortium of... Michael!","text_w_direction":"It's like cool... \"certified cool.\" I like how they say \"certified.\" Like there's some consortium of... [Michael grabs the mint from Donna's hand with his mouth, Donna pulls her hand away] Michael!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32898,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I can't stop myself from kissing her.","text_w_direction":"I can't stop myself from kissing her.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32899,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah, now you know how I feel sitting next to those M&M's all day.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, now you know how I feel sitting next to those M&M's all day.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32900,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Well, why don't you just move the M&M's?","text_w_direction":"Well, why don't you just move the M&M's?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32901,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Well, why don't you shut up!","text_w_direction":"Well, why don't you shut up!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32902,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, guys, guys, guys. Just tell me it's not totally insane to try one more time.","text_w_direction":"Okay, guys, guys, guys. Just tell me it's not totally insane to try one more time.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32903,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"It is totally insane.","text_w_direction":"It is totally insane.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32904,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"Michael, he's right. You are turning into a stalker.","text_w_direction":"Michael, he's right. You are turning into a stalker.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32905,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. What do you think?","text_w_direction":"Okay. What do you think?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32906,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"I think it's over, man.","text_w_direction":"I think it's over, man.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32907,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Andy?","text_w_direction":"Andy?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32908,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Ehh.","text_w_direction":"Ehh.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32909,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, some for, some against.","text_w_direction":"Okay, some for, some against.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32910,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Nobody's for.","text_w_direction":"Nobody's for.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32911,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Pam?","text_w_direction":"Pam?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32912,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Hmm?","text_w_direction":"Hmm?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32913,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Mihael","text":"What do you think?","text_w_direction":"What do you think?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32914,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Um... I think it's really, really unlikely.","text_w_direction":"Um... I think it's really, really unlikely.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32915,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32916,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Really unlikely. But I can't say that it's impossible.","text_w_direction":"Really unlikely. But I can't say that it's impossible.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32917,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32918,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"I'm not saying she's in love with him. But she could have left a while ago. Most printer sales are done over the phone, Ms. Boob shirt.","text_w_direction":"I'm not saying she's in love with him. But she could have left a while ago. Most printer sales are done over the phone, Ms. Boob shirt.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32919,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I'm going with Pam's group.","text_w_direction":"I'm going with Pam's group.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32920,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Wait.","text_w_direction":"Wait.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32921,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Here we go.","text_w_direction":"Here we go.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32922,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Michael. Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael. Michael.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32923,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32924,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32925,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"No, guys, guys, guys. Guys, just... thank you for talking. Wish me luck.","text_w_direction":"No, guys, guys, guys. Guys, just... thank you for talking. Wish me luck.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32926,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32927,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"What sort of movie would Rudy have been if he had just stopped, given up, after two rejections? Would have been a lot shorter. Probably been a lot funnier. But it would have ultimately been a disappointment. I still would have seen it, but that's not... the point.","text_w_direction":"What sort of movie would Rudy have been if he had just stopped, given up, after two rejections? Would have been a lot shorter. Probably been a lot funnier. But it would have ultimately been a disappointment. I still would have seen it, but that's not... the point.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32928,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Kelly is disqualified!","text_w_direction":"Kelly is disqualified!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32929,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32930,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"You said the program is not open to Caucasians. Well... anthropologically, she is Indian. Indians migrated from the caucuses region of Europe. Therefore, technically, she is Caucasian. You're welcome, America.","text_w_direction":"You said the program is not open to Caucasians. Well... anthropologically, she is Indian. Indians migrated from the caucuses region of Europe. Therefore, technically, she is Caucasian. You're welcome, America.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32931,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"Yeah, but she's not white, though.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but she's not white, though.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32932,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, obviously, she is brownish. But come on, I mean, Darryl is far more ethnic.","text_w_direction":"Well, obviously, she is brownish. But come on, I mean, Darryl is far more ethnic.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32933,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"Darryl withdrew his application. He said the Yale program interfered with his softball league, you know? He's gone.","text_w_direction":"Darryl withdrew his application. He said the Yale program interfered with his softball league, you know? He's gone.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32934,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"I got my whole life to be a minority executive. I only have about a year left in these knees, though.","text_w_direction":"I got my whole life to be a minority executive. I only have about a year left in these knees, though.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32935,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Kelly is the only applicant.","text_w_direction":"Kelly is the only applicant.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32936,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"Yeah, unless somebody else applies today.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, unless somebody else applies today.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32937,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"Namaste.","text_w_direction":"Namaste.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32938,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, dear God. Okay. Don't make any decisions just yet. Okay? I'll be right back.","text_w_direction":"Oh, dear God. Okay. Don't make any decisions just yet. Okay? I'll be right back.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32939,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32940,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"That's very nice. I never noticed that before.","text_w_direction":"That's very nice. [referring to Kelly's bindi] I never noticed that before.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32941,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"Sometimes my bangs cover it.","text_w_direction":"Sometimes my bangs cover it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32942,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"Yeah. I don't want to be offensive but, uh... may I ask you what that means?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I don't want to be offensive but, uh... may I ask you what that means?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32943,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"I do find that offensive, actually.","text_w_direction":"I do find that offensive, actually.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32944,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"We should have your contract done by Thursday.","text_w_direction":"We should have your contract done by Thursday.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32945,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Donna","text":"Oh, great. Great, I will look out for that stuff, then.","text_w_direction":"Oh, great. Great, I will look out for that stuff, then.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32946,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32947,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Donna","text":"And, um... you know I just wanted to say it was really... really nice to do business with you.","text_w_direction":"And, um... you know I just wanted to say it was really... really nice to do business with you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32948,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah it was nice to do business with you, too.","text_w_direction":"Yeah it was nice to do business with you, too.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32949,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Donna","text":"Thank you. Did I... get everything?","text_w_direction":"Thank you. Did I... get everything?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32950,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know. I think so.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. I think so.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32951,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Donna","text":"Yeah, I think so.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I think so.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32952,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. So... Oh, Donna?","text_w_direction":"[whispers] Okay. So... Oh, Donna?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32953,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Donna","text":"Yeah? Do you need validation? We don't... we don't validate.","text_w_direction":"Yeah? Do you need validation? We don't... we don't validate.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32954,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Donna","text":"No, it's just in the lot, so...","text_w_direction":"No, it's just in the lot, so...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32955,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you so much.","text_w_direction":"Thank you so much.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32956,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Donna","text":"You're welcome. You're... welcome.","text_w_direction":"You're welcome. [they hug] You're... welcome.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32957,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Mmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmm. [Donna giggles]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32958,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Donna","text":"Bye.","text_w_direction":"Bye.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32959,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Ahem. So, um... okay, if you have... if there's any other questions that you have...","text_w_direction":"[follows her out of office] Ahem. So, um... okay, if you have... if there's any other questions that you have...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32960,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Donna","text":"I don't have, uh, any other questions. I'm just gonna... make my way down to...","text_w_direction":"I don't have, uh, any other questions. [blind clanking as she leans against door to prevent from Michael kissing her] I'm just gonna... make my way down to...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32961,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"All right. All right. Bye.","text_w_direction":"All right. All right. Bye.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32962,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Donna","text":"Bye-bye!","text_w_direction":"Bye-bye!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32963,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"And have a good elevator ride.","text_w_direction":"And have a good elevator ride.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32964,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Donna","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32965,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, what's that out there?","text_w_direction":"Oh, what's that out there?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32966,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Michael, how did it go?","text_w_direction":"Michael, how did it go? [Michael goes in his office and closes door]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32967,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"How would one of you feel if I told you I could put you on a fast track to an executive position at this company?","text_w_direction":"How would one of you feel if I told you I could put you on a fast track to an executive position at this company?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32968,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Holy cow. I'd be so happy.","text_w_direction":"Holy cow. I'd be so happy.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32969,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"I wasn't talking to you, pale-face.","text_w_direction":"I wasn't talking to you, pale-face.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32970,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"I know. I meant I'd be happy for them.","text_w_direction":"I know. I meant I'd be happy for them.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32971,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"What I'm offering is a ticket on a bullet train straight to middle management.","text_w_direction":"What I'm offering is a ticket on a bullet train straight to middle management.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32972,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"Dwight, I know these programs. \"Every color is important because, together, we make a rainbow.\"","text_w_direction":"Dwight, I know these programs. \"Every color is important because, together, we make a rainbow.\"","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32973,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32974,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"I'll slap you in the face with a rainbow.","text_w_direction":"I'll slap you in the face with a rainbow.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32975,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Mm!","text_w_direction":"Mm!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32976,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Speaking of rainbows, Oscar... you are kind of a double minority. Gay. So we at Sabre could really benefit from your perspective.","text_w_direction":"Speaking of rainbows, Oscar... you are kind of a double minority. Gay. So we at Sabre could really benefit from your perspective.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32977,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"Dwight, we know Kelly applied. We're not gonna cross her. No matter how good the program is.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, we know Kelly applied. We're not gonna cross her. No matter how good the program is.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32978,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"I can protect you from Kelly. Will you get out of here? Seriously.","text_w_direction":"I can protect you from Kelly. [Erin stifles laugh] Will you get out of here? Seriously. [Erin turns and leaves kitchen]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32979,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"For hobbies, um, yoga, belly dancing, snake charming. Beds of nails. I like lying on them.","text_w_direction":"For hobbies, um, yoga, belly dancing, snake charming. Beds of nails. I like lying on them.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32980,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa! This is Hide Toshi Hasagawa. He would like to apply for the Sabre minority executive training program \"print in all colors\" initiative.","text_w_direction":"Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa! This is Hide Toshi Hasagawa. He would like to apply for the Sabre minority executive training program \"print in all colors\" initiative.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32981,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"Dwight","text_w_direction":"Dwight[/b]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32982,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Helping heal America in a dramatic fashion in the 11th hour.","text_w_direction":"Helping heal America in a dramatic fashion in the 11th hour.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32983,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"God, I hate you so much!","text_w_direction":"God, I hate you so much! [gets up, leaves]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32984,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Caucasians, am I right? Have a seat. I'll translate.","text_w_direction":"Caucasians, am I right? [to Hide] Have a seat. I'll translate.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32985,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Hide","text":"Why? I don't need translator.","text_w_direction":"Why? I don't need translator.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32986,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"You don't know what you need. Just...","text_w_direction":"You don't know what you need. Just...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32987,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"Well, uh... why don't you just tell me a little about yourself, Hide.","text_w_direction":"Well, uh... why don't you just tell me a little about yourself, Hide.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32988,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Hide","text":"In Japan, heart surgeon, number one. Steady hand.","text_w_direction":"In Japan, heart surgeon, number one. Steady hand.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32989,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, Michael. How you doing?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Michael. [Michael is sitting on couch outside his office] How you doing?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32990,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know. I don't know. Can't really trust my feelings anymore.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. I don't know. Can't really trust my feelings anymore.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32991,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"You know what, Michael? For what it's worth... I was wrong, too. I thought she was interested in you.","text_w_direction":"You know what, Michael? For what it's worth... I was wrong, too. I thought she was interested in you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32992,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"She suckered you too.","text_w_direction":"She suckered you too.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32993,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32994,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Was it the cleavage?","text_w_direction":"Was it the cleavage?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32995,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, and the shoulder cutouts.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, and the shoulder cutouts.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32996,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32997,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"Michael, you know, it's easy to get fooled. Bob's warehouse guys flirt with me all the time. It... it's mostly harmless. Usually I don't let it go too far.","text_w_direction":"Michael, you know, it's easy to get fooled. Bob's warehouse guys flirt with me all the time. It... it's mostly harmless. Usually I don't let it go too far.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32998,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"You know, when I tore my scrote, I was, uh... I was seeing this really hot urologist about it, and thought she was into me. But now I think she was just doing a bunch of stuff to bill my HMO. You know, she's touching around down there. It's easy to get confused.","text_w_direction":"You know, when I tore my scrote, I was, uh... I was seeing this really hot urologist about it, and thought she was into me. But now I think she was just doing a bunch of stuff to bill my HMO. You know, she's touching around down there. It's easy to get confused.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":32999,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Michael, I think Donna left this here. Should I put it in the lost and found for 14 days and then I can take it home?","text_w_direction":"Michael, I think Donna left this here. Should I put it in the lost and found for 14 days and then I can take it home?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33000,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"God. She left this here?","text_w_direction":"God. She left this here?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33001,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33002,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Maybe she wants me to return this to her at her work.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Maybe she wants me to return this to her at her work.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33003,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33004,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"All","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33005,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. This could be a signal. People don't just take barrettes off.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. This could be a signal. People don't just take barrettes off.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33006,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"It's not a signal. It's just a coincidence. No, it's not even a coincidence. It's just something that happened.","text_w_direction":"It's not a signal. It's just a coincidence. No, it's not even a coincidence. It's just something that happened.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33007,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Michael...","text_w_direction":"Michael...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33008,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Well...","text_w_direction":"[hold up barrette] Well...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33009,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"She doesn't want you to return the barrette. She's not interested in you.","text_w_direction":"She doesn't want you to return the barrette. She's not interested in you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33010,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, I know. I know.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I know. I know.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33011,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"I'm sorry.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33012,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I know. You're right. Thank you. Thanks everybody.","text_w_direction":"I know. You're right. Thank you. Thanks everybody. [waves, returns to his office, clears throat, turns around and runs out of office]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33013,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Michael!","text_w_direction":"Michael! [sighs]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33014,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[runs down to parking lot, sighs]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33015,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Donna","text":"Michael!","text_w_direction":"[still in parking lot sitting in her car] Michael!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33016,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Oh. You're still here. I have your baguette.","text_w_direction":"Oh. You're still here. I have your baguette.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33017,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"Everyone, it is my pleasure to announce our newest member of the Sabre minority executive training program. Kelly Rajnigandha Kapoor. All right.","text_w_direction":"Everyone, it is my pleasure to announce our newest member of the Sabre minority executive training program. Kelly Rajnigandha Kapoor. [clapping] All right.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33018,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"They're going to be pretty pleased in Tallahassee that I snagged an Indian for the program. She'll be the first. The program's mostly black. It's almost too black. That didn't sound right.","text_w_direction":"They're going to be pretty pleased in Tallahassee that I snagged an Indian for the program. She'll be the first. The program's mostly black. It's almost too black. That didn't sound right.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33019,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"And the best part is is that I get a business stipend to buy all new clothes. So you can totally buy any of my old clothes that I'm not gonna need anymore.","text_w_direction":"[puts a bindi on Erin's forehead] And the best part is is that I get a business stipend to buy all new clothes. So you can totally buy any of my old clothes that I'm not gonna need anymore.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33020,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, my God, thank you so much. I love that denim jumpsuit you have. How much?","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God, thank you so much. I love that denim jumpsuit you have. How much?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33021,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh. Actually I was thinking about clothes that I was just gonna give to Goodwill anyway.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Actually I was thinking about clothes that I was just gonna give to Goodwill anyway.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33022,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33023,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, kiddo. Congratulations are in order. You deserve it.","text_w_direction":"Hey, kiddo. Congratulations are in order. You deserve it. [Dwight extends his hand, but Kelly hugs him]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33024,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"Thank you, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33025,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33026,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"I'll never forget everything that you've done for me.","text_w_direction":"I'll never forget everything that you've done for me.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33027,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Gosh. He he.","text_w_direction":"Gosh. He he.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33028,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"Because I never forget anything.","text_w_direction":"Because I never forget anything.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33029,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Just once, I would like to be a puppet master and have nothing go wrong. Is that too much to ask?","text_w_direction":"Just once, I would like to be a puppet master and have nothing go wrong. Is that too much to ask?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33030,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"You know what? Everybody told me that you weren't interested. Everybody. And I didn't believe 'em. And they were right. So... there's your barrette.","text_w_direction":"You know what? Everybody told me that you weren't interested. Everybody. And I didn't believe 'em. And they were right. So... there's your barrette.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33031,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Donna","text":"No, y-you were... right.","text_w_direction":"No, y-you were... right.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33032,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Who?","text_w_direction":"Who?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33033,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Donna","text":"You were right.","text_w_direction":"You were right.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33034,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"About what?","text_w_direction":"About what?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33035,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Donna","text":"You were right. I'm sorry.","text_w_direction":"You were right. [Michael leans into Donna's car to kiss her and they kiss passionately] I'm sorry.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33036,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"No, no. No.","text_w_direction":"No, no. No.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33037,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Donna","text":"I'm sor...","text_w_direction":"I'm sor...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33038,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"No...","text_w_direction":"No... [they kiss again]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33039,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"What happened?","text_w_direction":"[returns to office] What happened?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33040,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Kelly got into the minority training program.","text_w_direction":"Kelly got into the minority training program.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33041,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Really?! Oh, that's great. That's such good news. I did it! I kissed. We kissed.","text_w_direction":"Really?! Oh, that's great. That's such good news. I did it! [all look at him] I kissed. We kissed.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33042,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Ooh.","text_w_direction":"Ooh.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33043,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Michael.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33044,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"No, I'm serious. It... this happened. I went down to the parking lot and I was... I returned her barrette We ki... We did. Okay. We did. We did.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm serious. It... this happened. I went down to the parking lot and I was... I returned her barrette [holds up barrette] We ki... We did. Okay. We did. We did.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33045,"season":6,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Body Language","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"You know what? It doesn't matter. Because I know it happened. And that is all that counts. I did do it!","text_w_direction":"You know what? It doesn't matter. Because I know it happened. And that is all that counts. [shouts] I did do it!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-04-29"}
{"index":33046,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Stop it!","text_w_direction":"Stop it!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33047,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Stop what?","text_w_direction":"Stop what?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33048,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"You're talking about me in Morse Code. Well, you know what? Joke's on you 'cause I know Morse Code. Ha!","text_w_direction":"You're talking about me in Morse Code. Well, you know what? Joke's on you 'cause I know Morse Code. Ha!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33049,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. That's what we're doing. In our very limited free time and with our very limited budget, we went and got a nanny and then we went out and took a class on a very outmoded and very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.","text_w_direction":"[chuckles] Yeah. That's what we're doing. In our very limited free time and with our very limited budget, we went and got a nanny and then we went out and took a class on a very outmoded and very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33050,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Yup. That's exactly what we did.","text_w_direction":"Yup. That's exactly what we did.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33051,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"It all started when Dwight was tapping his foot against the leg of his desk. When I asked him to stop, he said, \"I will when you lose the baby weight.\"","text_w_direction":"It all started when Dwight was tapping his foot against the leg of his desk. When I asked him to stop, he said, \"I will when you lose the baby weight.\"","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33052,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Very well. I must have imagined it. I apologize. Detonator. Detonator where? Michael!","text_w_direction":"Very well. I must have imagined it. I apologize. [Pam clacking her stapler and Jim responding with tapping his keyboard rhythmically] Detonator. Detonator where? Michael!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33053,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Jim. Are you clicking a detonator?","text_w_direction":"Jim. Are you clicking a detonator?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33054,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"It's a pen.","text_w_direction":"It's a pen.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33055,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael, come on.","text_w_direction":"Michael, come on.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33056,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Get back to work, Dwight. Please.","text_w_direction":"Get back to work, Dwight. Please.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33057,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Fine. Hey. Tap away.","text_w_direction":"Fine. [clears throat] Hey. Tap away. [Dwight puts noise-cancelling headphones on and Pam and Jim begin to blink rhythmically]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33058,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Ooh! Things with Donna are so... oh-ho-ho! They're going great. I, uh... we're just clicking on every level. Emotionally and sexually and... orally and I am not used to relationships going this well. I'm actually having trouble focusing on my job. And I like it!","text_w_direction":"Ooh! Things with Donna are so... oh-ho-ho! They're going great. I, uh... we're just clicking on every level. Emotionally and sexually and... orally and I am not used to relationships going this well. I'm actually having trouble focusing on my job. And I like it!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33059,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Who enjoys the weekends? Of course. Now the weekend is always great if you have someone, which I do. I have Donna. She is hot. She has a Pilates butt. But we need to find something to do this weekend beside have s*x. Did I say that? Yes, I did. And the reason you are here is that I need ideas for things that Donna and I could do on the weekend. So just shout it out.","text_w_direction":"Who enjoys the weekends? [all raise hands] Of course. Now the weekend is always great if you have someone, which I do. I have Donna. She is hot. She has a Pilates butt. But we need to find something to do this weekend beside have s*x. Did I say that? Yes, I did. [all nod] And the reason you are here is that I need ideas for things that Donna and I could do on the weekend. So just shout it out.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33060,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Stanley","text":"I have an idea for your weekend.","text_w_direction":"I have an idea for your weekend.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33061,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33062,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Stanley","text":"Let me get back to my desk right now.","text_w_direction":"Let me get back to my desk right now.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33063,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, you get out of here, big dog. Ah, no, no, no, no. You guys sit down. I need ideas.","text_w_direction":"Okay, you get out of here, big dog. [high-fives Stanley] Ah, no, no, no, no. You guys sit down. I need ideas.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33064,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Stanley got to go.","text_w_direction":"Stanley got to go.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33065,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, well, Stanley doesn't help with anything. Come on. Shout 'em out, shout 'em out.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well, Stanley doesn't help with anything. Come on. Shout 'em out, shout 'em out.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33066,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Walk around apple orchards.","text_w_direction":"Walk around apple orchards.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33067,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33068,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Super romantic.","text_w_direction":"Super romantic.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33069,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"That's fun.","text_w_direction":"That's fun.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33070,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Eel fishing.","text_w_direction":"Eel fishing.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33071,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33072,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Darryl","text":"Curl up with your favorite DVD.","text_w_direction":"Curl up with your favorite DVD.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33073,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Meredith","text":"You and Donna should hit the Poconos. They have heart-shaped Jacuzzis. Room enough for three.","text_w_direction":"You and Donna should hit the Poconos. They have heart-shaped Jacuzzis. Room enough for three.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33074,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"We actually went to the Poconos last Tuesday. We headed up there, we went to a little Chinese bistro, um, P.F. Chang's.","text_w_direction":"We actually went to the Poconos last Tuesday. We headed up there, we went to a little Chinese bistro, um, P.F. Chang's.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33075,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kelly","text":"Wait, why would you go all the way to the Poconos to P.F. Chang's when we have the Great Wall in Scranton.","text_w_direction":"Wait, why would you go all the way to the Poconos to P.F. Chang's when we have the Great Wall in Scranton.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33076,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Because when your super-hot girlfriend says, \"I wanna go to Mount Pocono,\" you go to Mount Pocono and you do her. And we screwed. Whoops. TMI.","text_w_direction":"Because when your super-hot girlfriend says, \"I wanna go to Mount Pocono,\" you go to Mount Pocono and you do her. And we screwed. Whoops. TMI.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33077,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kelly","text":"Wait, that's crazy far. Are you sure she's not cheating?","text_w_direction":"Wait, that's crazy far. Are you sure she's not cheating?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33078,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"You know what, Kelly? This is the real world. Not The Real World","text_w_direction":"You know what, Kelly? This is the real world. Not The Real World[/b]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33079,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ryan","text":"Some diner?! It was the Starlight Diner! It's in a LIFE magazine spread about Americana.","text_w_direction":"Some diner?! It was the Starlight Diner! It's in a LIFE magazine spread about Americana.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33080,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"You guys think Donna's cheating on me?","text_w_direction":"You guys think Donna's cheating on me?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33081,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"No, Michael, no.","text_w_direction":"No, Michael, no.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33082,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Are you nuts?","text_w_direction":"Are you nuts?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33083,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"You had a nice meal with your girlfriend in a lovely place...","text_w_direction":"You had a nice meal with your girlfriend in a lovely place...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33084,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"... and... we had s*x, too.","text_w_direction":"... and... we had s*x, too.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33085,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"That is right. Don't make any more of it.","text_w_direction":"That is right. Don't make any more of it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33086,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"How?","text_w_direction":"How?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33087,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"How what?","text_w_direction":"How what?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33088,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"How do I not make any more of it?","text_w_direction":"How do I not make any more of it?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33089,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"You could start by concluding this meeting.","text_w_direction":"You could start by concluding this meeting.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33090,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"All right. And she won't say, \"I love you.\"","text_w_direction":"All right. [all stand up to leave] And she won't say, \"I love you.\"","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33091,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, no.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33092,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"How many dates have you been on?","text_w_direction":"How many dates have you been on?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33093,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Nine dates. I said it on the second date.","text_w_direction":"Nine dates. I said it on the second date.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33094,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Mm.","text_w_direction":"Mm.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33095,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Oscar","text":"That seems... quick. Even for lesbians.","text_w_direction":"That seems... quick. Even for lesbians.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33096,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ryan","text":"Does she keep her phone locked around you, Michael? Does she watch how much she drinks around you, Michael?","text_w_direction":"Does she keep her phone locked around you, Michael? Does she watch how much she drinks around you, Michael?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33097,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ryan","text":"Does she leave the room when she takes phone calls? Does she keep perfume in her purse? Does she shower before s*x? Does she shower after s*x? Does she...","text_w_direction":"Does she leave the room when she takes phone calls? Does she keep perfume in her purse? Does she shower before s*x? Does she shower after s*x? Does she...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33098,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, she does all that.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, she does all that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33099,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Ryan","text":"Sorry, dude.","text_w_direction":"Sorry, dude.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33100,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"No, no...","text_w_direction":"No, no...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33101,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, do not let your imagination run amok.","text_w_direction":"Michael, do not let your imagination run amok.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33102,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Run what?","text_w_direction":"Run what?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33103,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Amok. It means, don't let your imagination run out of control.","text_w_direction":"Amok. It means, don't let your imagination run out of control.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33104,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Why didn't you just say that, Pam?","text_w_direction":"Why didn't you just say that, Pam?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33105,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, do not let your imagination run out of control.","text_w_direction":"Michael, do not let your imagination run out of control.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33106,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Well, that's easy for you to say. You have a bad imagination. It's stupid. I live in a fantasy world.","text_w_direction":"Well, that's easy for you to say. You have a bad imagination. It's stupid. I live in a fantasy world.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33107,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"You do?","text_w_direction":"You do?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33108,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, Jim, I do. And I can't stay in a relationship that is full of lies and deceit.","text_w_direction":"Yes, Jim, I do. And I can't stay in a relationship that is full of lies and deceit.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33109,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"But you didn't believe any of this was true five minutes ago.","text_w_direction":"But you didn't believe any of this was true five minutes ago.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33110,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"That's what makes it so wrong.","text_w_direction":"That's what makes it so wrong.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33111,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Ever since I found out that Donna might be cheating on me, I have not eaten or slept. This not knowing, that's what's killing me.","text_w_direction":"Ever since I found out that Donna might be cheating on me, I have not eaten or slept. This not knowing, that's what's killing me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33112,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, God, that tickles. What did...","text_w_direction":"Oh, God, that tickles. What did...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33113,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I want someone to follow Donna. I want her tailed. I need the name of a good private investigator.","text_w_direction":"[whispers] I want someone to follow Donna. I want her tailed. I need the name of a good private investigator.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33114,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"I think I've got one for you.","text_w_direction":"I think I've got one for you. [hands Michael a business card]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33115,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"This is you. How much do you charge?","text_w_direction":"This is you. How much do you charge?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33116,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"$100 a day, plus expenses.","text_w_direction":"$100 a day, plus expenses.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33117,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I'll give you $50. Money's no object.","text_w_direction":"I'll give you $50. Money's no object.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33118,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm just gonna warn you... and I say this to all my clients... you might not like what I find.","text_w_direction":"I'm just gonna warn you... and I say this to all my clients... you might not like what I find.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33119,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33120,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"And you might not like how I find it.","text_w_direction":"And you might not like how I find it. [slides over table, leaves]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33121,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Of course. Yeah, that's terrible. Okay, let me get back to you. Hey, Stanley. One of my clients just called and said that their Sabre printer started smoking and caught on fire.","text_w_direction":"Of course. Yeah, that's terrible. Okay, let me get back to you. Hey, Stanley. One of my clients just called and said that their Sabre printer started smoking and caught on fire.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33122,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Stanley","text":"My doctor told me to cut out hot dogs. We all got problems.","text_w_direction":"My doctor told me to cut out hot dogs. We all got problems.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33123,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, Gabe I need to talk to you about something. It's really important.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Gabe I need to talk to you about something. It's really important.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33124,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Gabe","text":"There's no way that you guys have any almond butter, right?","text_w_direction":"There's no way that you guys have any almond butter, right?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33125,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, I don't know. Look, one of my clients called. He was in the middle of a big printing job and the back of the printer started smoking and then the paper tray caught on fire.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I don't know. Look, one of my clients called. He was in the middle of a big printing job and the back of the printer started smoking and then the paper tray caught on fire.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33126,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Gabe","text":"That's weird. I haven't heard of that happening. I would even settle for apricot preserves.","text_w_direction":"That's weird. I haven't heard of that happening. I would even settle for apricot preserves.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33127,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"What are we gonna do about this?","text_w_direction":"What are we gonna do about this?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33128,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Gabe","text":"I don't know. Call HQ, see if they know anything. Yeah. That's what I'll do today. All right. Yeah.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. Call HQ, see if they know anything. Yeah. That's what I'll do today. All right. Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33129,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Let me know what they say.","text_w_direction":"Let me know what they say.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33130,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Darryl","text":"Wow. That dude is good.","text_w_direction":"[puts newspaper down] Wow. That dude is good.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33131,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"What do you mean?","text_w_direction":"What do you mean?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33132,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Darryl","text":"You didn't feel like he was hiding something?","text_w_direction":"You didn't feel like he was hiding something?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33133,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33134,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Darryl","text":"Like he was... covering something up? Maybe.","text_w_direction":"Like he was... covering something up? Maybe.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33135,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Darryl","text":"Two years ago, Andy blamed the warehouse for a late shipment that he forgot to process. We got yelled at pretty bad. Almost lost my job, and I was mad as hell at the time. But I said \"Darryl, just wait. He's a fool. There's gonna be an opportunity. Just be patient.\"","text_w_direction":"Two years ago, Andy blamed the warehouse for a late shipment that he forgot to process. We got yelled at pretty bad. Almost lost my job, and I was mad as hell at the time. But I said \"Darryl, just wait. He's a fool. There's gonna be an opportunity. Just be patient.\" [smiles]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33136,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Hi stranger.","text_w_direction":"[sitting on his Firebird's hood in front of a gym] Hi stranger.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33137,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Donna","text":"Oh, hi. You work for Michael.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hi. You work for Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33138,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"I work with Michael.","text_w_direction":"I work with Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33139,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Donna","text":"Right.","text_w_direction":"Right.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33140,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Dwight Schrute.","text_w_direction":"Dwight Schrute. [they shake hands]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33141,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Donna","text":"Donna, hi.","text_w_direction":"Donna, hi.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33142,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"All cases are solved with logic. The only logical way to find out if Donna Is a cheater is to seduce her, bring her to orgasm, then call Michael and tell him the sad news.","text_w_direction":"All cases are solved with logic. The only logical way to find out if Donna Is a cheater is to seduce her, bring her to orgasm, then call Michael and tell him the sad news.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33143,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"That's interesting. Wow, it's a little early for ice cream, don't you think?","text_w_direction":"That's interesting. Wow, it's a little early for ice cream, don't you think?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33144,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"It's never too early for ice cream, Jim. But we didn't have any ice cream, so this is mayonnaise and black olives.","text_w_direction":"It's never too early for ice cream, Jim. But we didn't have any ice cream, so this is mayonnaise and black olives.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33145,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Oh!...","text_w_direction":"Oh!...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33146,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, my God","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33147,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"It's comfort food, all right? God.","text_w_direction":"It's comfort food, all right? [disgustedly] God.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33148,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"You know Michael, this whole Donna thing is gonna be okay, you just... stop beating yourself up.","text_w_direction":"You know Michael, this whole Donna thing is gonna be okay, you just... stop beating yourself up.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33149,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I know. Well, I hope you're right. We'll see what Dwight says.","text_w_direction":"I know. Well, I hope you're right. We'll see what Dwight says.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33150,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Why do we have to see what Dwight says?","text_w_direction":"Why do we have to see what Dwight says?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33151,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Because I have him investigating her. I'm waiting for a text update.","text_w_direction":"Because I have him investigating her. I'm waiting for a text update.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33152,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Michael, no...","text_w_direction":"Michael, no...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33153,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"No, no, no, no. Undo that. Undo that.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no. Undo that. Undo that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33154,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"It's too late to undo it. I need to know. Otherwise this thing is going to spiral out of amok.","text_w_direction":"It's too late to undo it. I need to know. Otherwise this thing is going to spiral out of amok.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33155,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Michael. Okay, I'm... I'm going to talk straight to you because I think you need to hear it. Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael. Okay, I'm... I'm going to talk straight to you because I think you need to hear it. Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33156,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"God, this is so disgusting.","text_w_direction":"God, this is so disgusting.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33157,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Stop eating it! Do you wanna be happy? Look at you. You have a major self-destructive streak in you.","text_w_direction":"Stop eating it! Do you wanna be happy? Look at you. You have a major self-destructive streak in you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33158,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33159,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"And you kind of torpedo every romantic relationship you're in.","text_w_direction":"And you kind of torpedo every romantic relationship you're in.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33160,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"That's not true. You're right, I ruin everything. And I've known some wonderful women. Holly, Carol, Jan.","text_w_direction":"That's not true. [Pam stares him down] You're right, I ruin everything. And I've known some wonderful women. Holly, Carol, Jan.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33161,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Helene.","text_w_direction":"Helene.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33162,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Helene?","text_w_direction":"Helene?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33163,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"My mother.","text_w_direction":"My mother.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33164,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33165,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"My mother, Helene.","text_w_direction":"My mother, Helene. [Jim shakes his head]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33166,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, yeah. Yes, yes. Yes. All of, all of the greatest loves of my life.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah. Yes, yes. Yes. All of, all of the greatest loves of my life.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33167,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"You should stop this, and you should call Dwight right now.","text_w_direction":"You should stop this, [pulls away mayo and olives bowl] and you should call Dwight right now.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33168,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"[sighs] All right. [calls Dwight]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33169,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, gosh, we were both going for the same weight at the same time; you go ahead.","text_w_direction":"[at gym, looks ready to work out, checks phone, and tries to grab Donna's attention] Oh, gosh, we were both going for the same weight at the same time; you go ahead.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33170,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Donna","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33171,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"It's all yours. Ah!","text_w_direction":"It's all yours. [strains loudly to lift two dumbbells and a free weight chained to strap around his head] Ah! [after first rep, Dwight is injured]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33172,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Donna","text":"You okay?","text_w_direction":"You okay?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33173,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, I'm good. Hey, you know an exercise for two people that uses the whole body?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I'm good. Hey, you know an exercise for two people that uses the whole body?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33174,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Donna","text":"Yeah, I think I know what you're talking about.","text_w_direction":"[chuckles] Yeah, I think I know what you're talking about.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33175,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Tractor pulling. Too bad there's not a tractor here.","text_w_direction":"Tractor pulling. Too bad there's not a tractor here.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33176,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh. Oh. Oh. One thing you need to know about me. I don't quit until something tears or pops. You look like you're getting a good workout. Can I feel your pulse?","text_w_direction":"[moaning loudly on exercise machine while staring at Donna who's next to him] Oh. Oh. Oh. [groans loudly] One thing you need to know about me. I don't quit until something tears or pops. [chuckles] You look like you're getting a good workout. Can I feel your pulse?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33177,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Donna","text":"Nope. I'm good, thanks.","text_w_direction":"Nope. I'm good, thanks.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33178,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Really? Hey, um...","text_w_direction":"Really? Hey, um... [Dwight gets up and walks sorely from his \"workout\"]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33179,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Old lady","text":"Look, young man, can you wipe down that seat?","text_w_direction":"Look, young man, can you wipe down that seat?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33180,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Get out of my way. Huh!","text_w_direction":"Get out of my way. Huh!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33181,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Tomorrow's fertilizer, am I right?","text_w_direction":"Tomorrow's fertilizer, am I right?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33182,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Donna","text":"I'm out of here.","text_w_direction":"I'm out of here.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33183,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Donna. Donna, wait, please. I'm sorry. Okay? Listen. We both know why I'm here","text_w_direction":"Donna. Donna, wait, please. I'm sorry. Okay? Listen. We both know why I'm here[/b]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33184,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Donna","text":"You stay away from me, or I'm calling security.","text_w_direction":"You stay away from me, or I'm calling security.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33185,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Donna, come... Ah! Grr! Ugh!","text_w_direction":"Donna, come... Ah! Grr! Ugh! [Dwight is very sore from his \"workout\" and cannot chase Donna]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33186,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"You're back. What happened?","text_w_direction":"You're back. What happened?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33187,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, I pulled muscles in both my thighs. Thanks for asking.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I pulled muscles in both my thighs. Thanks for asking.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33188,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"No, what happened with Donna?","text_w_direction":"No, what happened with Donna?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33189,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, no. She's not cheating. Oh, man! Will you help me work out this knot? Right here.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, no. She's not cheating. Oh, man! Will you help me work out this knot? Right here. [near his groin]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33190,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Ugh!","text_w_direction":"Ugh!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33191,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Put your fingers here.","text_w_direction":"Put your fingers here.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33192,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"No. No! Are you sure?","text_w_direction":"No. No! Are you sure?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33193,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm positive. Yeah, oh, and here's your expense receipts right there.","text_w_direction":"I'm positive. Yeah, oh, and here's your expense receipts right there.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33194,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Who eats eight protein bars?","text_w_direction":"Who eats eight protein bars?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33195,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"People who don't trust egg whites.","text_w_direction":"People who don't trust egg whites.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33196,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Well, I am just glad this is all over.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Well, I am just glad this is all over.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33197,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, me too. And by the way, uh, I told her not to, but she's coming over here and she's furious.","text_w_direction":"Oh, me too. And by the way, uh, I told her not to, but she's coming over here and she's furious.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33198,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"What? No, she didn't say that.","text_w_direction":"What? No, she didn't say that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33199,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"You're right. I was paraphrasing. What she actually said was, \"What is with him? He is crazy. I'm coming over there to talk to him.\" And this was after I have no other recourse but to tell her and gym security that you had me sent there to see if she was cheating. Also, I joined the gym. You'll be billed monthly. [lays down gym membership receipt on a chair in Michael's office.","text_w_direction":"You're right. I was paraphrasing. What she actually said was, [pulls out notebook] \"What is with him? He is crazy. I'm coming over there to talk to him.\" And this was after I have no other recourse but to tell her and gym security that you had me sent there to see if she was cheating. Also, I joined the gym. You'll be billed monthly. [lays down gym membership receipt on a chair in Michael's office.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33200,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I am not paying for that membership.","text_w_direction":"I am not paying for that membership.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33201,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Ohhh... mmm...","text_w_direction":"[sitting on the floor behind Erin's desk, sighs] Ohhh... mmm...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33202,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Erin","text":"Maybe you'd be more comfortable in your own office.","text_w_direction":"Maybe you'd be more comfortable in your own office.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33203,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"No, I like the attention. Is she here yet?","text_w_direction":"No, I like the attention. Is she here yet?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33204,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Erin","text":"Uh, no. Wait, yes.","text_w_direction":"Uh, no. [Michael sighs, Donna enters] Wait, yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33205,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"That's her?","text_w_direction":"That's her?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33206,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33207,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Mm-hmm. Right. Right. Right. Okay, I'll talk to you later.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm. Right. Right. Right. [Michael pretends to be speaking on the phone as Donna approaches] Okay, I'll talk to you later.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33208,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Donna","text":"How could you think I would cheat on you?","text_w_direction":"How could you think I would cheat on you?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33209,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I didn't. Everybody else here did. Everybody convinced me that something was up. They poisoned my mind.","text_w_direction":"I didn't. Everybody else here did. Everybody convinced me that something was up. They poisoned my mind.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33210,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Donna","text":"That's pathetic.","text_w_direction":"That's pathetic.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33211,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Ye... pfff. Well, no. It's a lie. That's not what happened. I just like you. I can't believe I get to be with you. You work at an adult arcade. You could have any man you want.","text_w_direction":"Ye... pfff. Well, no. It's a lie. That's not what happened. I just like you. I can't believe I get to be with you. You work at an adult arcade. You could have any man you want.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33212,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Donna","text":"When I tell you I like you, you need to trust me, not some freak.","text_w_direction":"When I tell you I like you, you need to trust me, not some freak. [Dwight is gulping some sort of power shake]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33213,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"If you wanna dump me, I totally get it.","text_w_direction":"If you wanna dump me, I totally get it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33214,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Donna","text":"I told you I like you.","text_w_direction":"I told you I like you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33215,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Well, you are boner-ific.","text_w_direction":"Well, you are boner-ific. [Donna laughs]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33216,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Donna","text":"Hey, if I said that we should go away for a couple of days, you would...","text_w_direction":"Hey, if I said that we should go away for a couple of days, you would...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33217,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"...poop my pants.","text_w_direction":"...poop my pants.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33218,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Donna","text":"Have you ever been to Vero Beach?","text_w_direction":"Have you ever been to Vero Beach?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33219,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, my God, Vero Beach. No. Is that on the water?","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God, Vero Beach. No. Is that on the water?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33220,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Donna","text":"We're going.","text_w_direction":"We're going.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33221,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"We are?","text_w_direction":"We are?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33222,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Donna","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33223,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"What's up? I got your e-mail.","text_w_direction":"What's up? I got your e-mail.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33224,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Darryl","text":"Close the door.","text_w_direction":"Close the door.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33225,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33226,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Darryl","text":"I don't have a plan exactly. More of a loose structure. Gives me freedom to improvise. It's like jazz. Andy don't mess with me. I'll figure something out.","text_w_direction":"I don't have a plan exactly. More of a loose structure. Gives me freedom to improvise. It's like jazz. [scatting] Andy don't mess with me. [continues scatting] I'll figure something out.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33227,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Darryl","text":"Some freaky stuff going on. I was walking behind Gabe and I heard some things.","text_w_direction":"Some freaky stuff going on. I was walking behind Gabe and I heard some things.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33228,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Such as?","text_w_direction":"Such as?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33229,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Darryl","text":"It was kind of mumbled, I don't know, uh, only thing I could make out clearly was \"Andy,\" \"Problem,\" \"Eliminate,\" something. I don't know what it meant.","text_w_direction":"It was kind of mumbled, I don't know, uh, only thing I could make out clearly was \"Andy,\" \"Problem,\" \"Eliminate,\" something. I don't know what it meant.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33230,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"What? You don't know what it meant? How about \"Andy is a problem and we must eliminate him?\"","text_w_direction":"What? You don't know what it meant? How about \"Andy is a problem and we must eliminate him?\"","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33231,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Darryl","text":"Whoa. I hadn't even thought of that.","text_w_direction":"Whoa. I hadn't even thought of that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33232,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah. Hah. Hoo.","text_w_direction":"[chuckles nervously] Yeah. Hah. Hoo.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33233,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh, hey, I love your earrings.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey, I love your earrings.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33234,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Donna","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33235,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kelly","text":"Did Michael get them for you?","text_w_direction":"Did Michael get them for you?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33236,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Donna","text":"No, I bought them myself.","text_w_direction":"No, I bought them myself.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33237,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kelly","text":"Where?","text_w_direction":"Where?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33238,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Donna","text":"Steamtown Mall.","text_w_direction":"Steamtown Mall.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33239,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kelly","text":"Claire's? Zales? Ricky's? Earring, Earrings? Fancy Girl? Platinum Cat? Where?","text_w_direction":"Claire's? Zales? Ricky's? Earring, Earrings? Fancy Girl? Platinum Cat? Where?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33240,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Donna","text":"You know, I actually got them in Philadelphia, in a mall down there.","text_w_direction":"You know, I actually got them in Philadelphia, in a mall down there.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33241,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Kelly","text":"Franklin Mills? King of Prussia? Springfield? Governor's Place?","text_w_direction":"Franklin Mills? King of Prussia? Springfield? Governor's Place?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33242,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Donna","text":"Uh, Franklin Mills.","text_w_direction":"Uh, Franklin Mills.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33243,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"[to Pam] What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33244,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Hmm? Oh. It's probably nothing.","text_w_direction":"Hmm? Oh. It's probably nothing.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33245,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, heart-shaped jewelry is not something that a woman buys for herself. A man definitely bought it for her recently, and it wasn't Michael.","text_w_direction":"Okay, heart-shaped jewelry is not something that a woman buys for herself. A man definitely bought it for her recently, and it wasn't Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33246,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Wait, so are you... you like heart-shaped jewelry, though, right?","text_w_direction":"Wait, so are you... you like heart-shaped jewelry, though, right?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33247,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"No. Except for the pendant that you bought me. Which I love.","text_w_direction":"No. Except for the pendant that you bought me. Which I love.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33248,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Creed","text":"Psst...","text_w_direction":"Psst... [Creed walks by Andy and draws his right index finger across his neck, further scaring Andy, Andy looks over at Darryl who is staring him down]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33249,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Creed's head of quality assurance. So he'd definitely be wrapped up in this.","text_w_direction":"Creed's head of quality assurance. So he'd definitely be wrapped up in this.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33250,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Creed","text":"So there I am, minding my own business and Darnell offers me three bucks. All I gotta do is walk by Andy and go like this. Darnell's a chump. I would have done it for anything. I've done a lot more for a lot less.","text_w_direction":"So there I am, minding my own business and Darnell offers me three bucks. All I gotta do is walk by Andy and go like this. [draws finger across neck] Darnell's a chump. I would have done it for anything. I've done a lot more for a lot less.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33251,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"So it turns out Donna and I have a facebook friend of a friend in common, so I was able to see some of her pictures online. This was taken two weeks ago. And this was taken the same night. This photo was taken this morning. It's Cece. She's never gonna do anything wrong.","text_w_direction":"So it turns out Donna and I have a facebook friend of a friend in common, so I was able to see some of her pictures online. [pulls out picture of Donna embracing a man and smiling] This was taken two weeks ago. And this was taken the same night. [pulls out a picture of Donna kissing the same man] This photo was taken this morning. [shows a baby picture] It's Cece. [laughs] She's never gonna do anything wrong.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33252,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Donna","text":"Isn't that something?","text_w_direction":"Isn't that something?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33253,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Wow. That's exciting.","text_w_direction":"Wow. [Pam knocks on Michaels door and goes in] That's exciting.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33254,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33255,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33256,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"I'm sorry to interrupt you. Um, I actually have something very important to talk to you about, business related.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry to interrupt you. Um, I actually have something very important to talk to you about, business related.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33257,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Well it can wait. It can wait.","text_w_direction":"Well it can wait. It can wait.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33258,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"I lied it's personal. It's about me and Jim. We're... I just... you're the only person I can talk to.","text_w_direction":"I lied it's personal. It's about me and Jim. We're... I just... you're the only person I can talk to.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33259,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Jim is her husband.","text_w_direction":"Jim is her husband.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33260,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Donna","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33261,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"And...","text_w_direction":"And...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33262,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"And they are having problems, so sh...","text_w_direction":"And they are having problems, so sh...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33263,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"No, not... we're not... we're not having problems. But it is personal. And I would love...","text_w_direction":"No, not... we're not... we're not having problems. But it is personal. And I would love...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33264,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Good in bed.","text_w_direction":"Good in bed.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33265,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Yes. Yes, I desperately want to speak with you about my s*x life with Jim.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Yes, I desperately want to speak with you about my s*x life with Jim.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33266,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, my God. Look at how cheap street level rooms are. Am I the only person who enjoys people watching?","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God. Look at how cheap street level rooms are. Am I the only person who enjoys people watching?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33267,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"I need you to sign this! So bad!","text_w_direction":"[loudly] I need you to sign this! So bad!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33268,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, weirdo.","text_w_direction":"Okay, weirdo.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33269,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"I love... this idea is neat. I've never been. It sounds lovely.","text_w_direction":"I love [leans over Michael's desk to look at his computer screen]... this idea is neat. I've never been. It sounds lovely. [meanwhile Michael looks at the pictures Pam printed out]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33270,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Donna","text":"Yeah I think it'll be a nice trip. We're gonna get a lot done.","text_w_direction":"Yeah I think it'll be a nice trip. We're gonna get a lot done.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33271,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"You're gonna wanna look at the date on that. Oh, wow. Look at... golfing. Are you a golfer?","text_w_direction":"[to Michael] You're gonna wanna look at the date on that. Oh, wow. Look at... golfing. [to Donna] Are you a golfer?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33272,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Donna","text":"I am, but I, I gave my clubs away. I swear too much. Hey, you okay?","text_w_direction":"I am, but I, I gave my clubs away. I swear too much. [Pam and Donna both laugh] Hey, you okay? [to Michael, walking away disappointedly]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33273,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, I just remembered that I have to go to the bathroom. Pam?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I just remembered that I have to go to the bathroom. Pam?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33274,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Absolutely.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely. [both leave Michael's office]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33275,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Darryl","text":"Look, I'm not down there anymore, so if the guys start making fun of you, you just, you gotta stand up for yourself.","text_w_direction":"Look, I'm not down there anymore, so if the guys start making fun of you, you just, you gotta stand up for yourself.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33276,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Glen","text":"I know, it's just, I'm scared...","text_w_direction":"I know, it's just, I'm scared...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33277,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Your text said 911.","text_w_direction":"Your text said 911.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33278,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Darryl","text":"Glen, could you excuse us?","text_w_direction":"Glen, could you excuse us? [Andy slams the door after Glen leaves, panting heavily]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33279,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Darryl","text":"It's bad.","text_w_direction":"It's bad.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33280,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"What's bad?","text_w_direction":"What's bad?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33281,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Darryl","text":"It's real bad.","text_w_direction":"It's real bad.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33282,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Darryl","text":"Still no plan.","text_w_direction":"Still no plan.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33283,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, God.","text_w_direction":"Oh, God.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33284,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Darryl","text":"It's getting bigger.","text_w_direction":"It's getting bigger.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33285,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"I might have to go public here, but no one's gonna believe me. Uh... I need proof. I need, like, a printer to catch on fire.","text_w_direction":"I might have to go public here, but no one's gonna believe me. Uh... I need proof. I need, like, a printer to catch on fire.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33286,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Darryl","text":"I can videotape it.","text_w_direction":"I can videotape it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33287,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33288,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Darryl","text":"There it is.","text_w_direction":"[to camera] There it is.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33289,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"There what is?","text_w_direction":"There what is?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33290,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Darryl","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33291,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Who the hell is this? Who is this guy?","text_w_direction":"Who the hell is this? Who is this guy?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33292,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"I don't know who he is.","text_w_direction":"I don't know who he is.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33293,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"God! Lowest of the low. That guy. Just a notch above Toby. You know what?","text_w_direction":"God! Lowest of the low. That guy. Just a notch above Toby. You know what?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33294,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33295,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I'm gonna kill him. No, I'm not. I feel... I... no, I'm not going to kill him.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna kill him. No, I'm not. I feel... I... no, I'm not going to kill him.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33296,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"You just have to go in there. You have to hear it from her.","text_w_direction":"You just have to go in there. You have to hear it from her.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33297,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I have to hear it from her.","text_w_direction":"I have to hear it from her.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33298,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"You have to settle down first.","text_w_direction":"You have to settle down first.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33299,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I need to have her tell me herself. Right?","text_w_direction":"I need to have her tell me herself. Right?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33300,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Okay. Okay. Yes.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Okay. Yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33301,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I need to have her say...","text_w_direction":"I need to have her say...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33302,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, but you have to calm...","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but you have to calm...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33303,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I need to say, \"What the hell is that? What the hell is that?\"","text_w_direction":"I need to say, \"What the hell is that? What the hell is that?\"","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33304,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Okay. Look at this, look at this. Baby picture.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Look at this, look at this. Baby picture.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33305,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"No, God! No, no, oh, my God!","text_w_direction":"No, God! No, no, oh, my God!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33306,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Hi, Michael, hi, Michael","text_w_direction":"[in baby voice] Hi, Michael, hi, Michael","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33307,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Okay. Okay.","text_w_direction":"[calms down] Okay. Okay. Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33308,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Gabe","text":"I talked to corporate. Turns out there have been 12 reports of faulty printers. Out of 400,000. We've investigated. Every time it's been user error. They block the vents or something, I don't know. That's why we have the fine print. Thank you for bringing this to our attention. So I'd like to reward you for that. That's god for five bucks at Dunkin' Donuts. Any Dunkin' Donuts.","text_w_direction":"[to Andy] I talked to corporate. Turns out there have been 12 reports of faulty printers. Out of 400,000. [smiles] We've investigated. Every time it's been user error. They block the vents or something, I don't know. That's why we have the fine print. Thank you for bringing this to our attention. So I'd like to reward you for that. [pulls out gift card] That's god for five bucks at Dunkin' Donuts. Any Dunkin' Donuts. [Andy looks over at Darryl and Darryl motions for Andy to go to him]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33309,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"You know what? We should really do something fun this week.","text_w_direction":"You know what? We should really do something fun this week.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33310,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Donna","text":"Yeah, we should.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, we should.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33311,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Wouldn't that be fun?","text_w_direction":"Wouldn't that be fun?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33312,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Donna","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33313,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"How about Thursday?","text_w_direction":"How about Thursday?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33314,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Donna","text":"Thursday works. Yeah, what do you wanna do?","text_w_direction":"Thursday works. Yeah, what do you wanna do?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33315,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I can't do Thursday. Book club. How about Friday?","text_w_direction":"I can't do Thursday. Book club. How about Friday?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33316,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Donna","text":"Oh, Friday doesn't work.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Friday doesn't work.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33317,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, really? 'cause I was thinking we could go to this concert. Spice Girls are opening for Weird Al. Front row. It'd be a great, great concert.","text_w_direction":"Oh, really? 'cause I was thinking we could go to this concert. Spice Girls are opening for Weird Al. Front row. It'd be a great, great concert.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33318,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Donna","text":"Shoot. I'm working.","text_w_direction":"Shoot. I'm working.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33319,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Oh okay. Well, maybe I could stop by.","text_w_direction":"Oh okay. Well, maybe I could stop by.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33320,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Donna","text":"Well, won't you be at the concert?","text_w_direction":"Well, won't you be at the concert?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33321,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Nope, that's Tuesday.","text_w_direction":"Nope, that's Tuesday.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33322,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Donna","text":"Oh, well, I can make it on Tuesday.","text_w_direction":"Oh, well, I can make it on Tuesday.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33323,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"You're cheating. You're cheating on me.","text_w_direction":"You're cheating. You're cheating on me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33324,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Donna","text":"How do you know?","text_w_direction":"How do you know?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33325,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Pam told me.","text_w_direction":"Pam told me. [looks up at 2nd floor windows and so does Donna; Jim, Dwight, and Pam are visible on conference room window, they all scramble as soon as Donna and Michael look up, Pam throwing herself on the floor]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33326,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Pam","text":"Did she see me?","text_w_direction":"[gasps] Did she see me?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33327,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Jim","text":"Nice effort.","text_w_direction":"[to Pam on floor] Nice effort.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33328,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"We're printing on 24-pound premium stock paper, approximately 300 sheets in. So far, no signs of distress.","text_w_direction":"[in old Michael Scott Paper Company's \"office\"] We're printing on 24-pound premium stock paper, approximately 300 sheets in. So far, no signs of distress. [Darryl is filming Andy's demonstration]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33329,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Darryl","text":"You haven't even introduced yourself.","text_w_direction":"You haven't even introduced yourself.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33330,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Right. My name is Andrew Baines Bernard, and if you're watching this, it's because I've turned State's witness because I'm in danger because I know too much.","text_w_direction":"Right. My name is Andrew Baines Bernard, and if you're watching this, it's because I've turned State's witness because I'm in danger because I know too much.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33331,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Darryl","text":"You should talk in a higher voice 'cause the camera makes you sound weird.","text_w_direction":"You should talk in a higher voice 'cause the camera makes you sound weird.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33332,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Higher? Okay. Recently certain events have come to my attention...","text_w_direction":"Higher? Okay. [speaking slightly higher] Recently certain events have come to my attention...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33333,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Darryl","text":"Higher.","text_w_direction":"Higher. [motions with hand to go up more]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33334,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"Make it higher? Okay.","text_w_direction":"Make it higher? Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33335,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Darryl","text":"Mm-hmm","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33336,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"I have come to the conclusion that the Sabre corporation...","text_w_direction":"[high-pitched] I have come to the conclusion that the Sabre corporation...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33337,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Darryl","text":"One more, yeah.","text_w_direction":"One more, yeah. [Again motions to go even higher]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33338,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"May be overlooking certain safety regulations. At the danger... ah! It's working. It's... I knew it!","text_w_direction":"[higher] May be overlooking certain safety regulations. At the danger... [printer starts smoking and explodes] ah! [speaking lower] It's working. [in normal voice] It's... I knew it!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33339,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Darryl","text":"This...","text_w_direction":"This... [removes camera headset]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33340,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Andy","text":"We are blowin' the roof off! Blowin' the roof off! Nice. Nice. This is my partner, Darryl Philbin. He's been my partner through this entire thing.","text_w_direction":"We are blowin' the roof off! Blowin' the roof off! [Darryl discharges fire extinguisher onto printer] Nice. Nice. This is my partner, Darryl Philbin. He's been my partner through this entire thing.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33341,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Darryl","text":"I don't wanna prank anymore. Things get real. It's not funny. I'm just gonna be good, stay in my room, go to church, try to do one nice thing per day. I do not wanna prank anymore.","text_w_direction":"I don't wanna prank anymore. Things get real. It's not funny. I'm just gonna be good, stay in my room, go to church, try to do one nice thing per day. I do not wanna prank anymore.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33342,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"Who is he?","text_w_direction":"Who is he?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33343,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Donna","text":"What, what do you mean?","text_w_direction":"What, what do you mean?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33344,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"The other man. Who's the guy? Who is it?","text_w_direction":"The other man. Who's the guy? Who is it?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33345,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Donna","text":"It's you. I'm married.","text_w_direction":"It's you. I'm married.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33346,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Michael","text":"I'm the mistress?","text_w_direction":"I'm the mistress?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33347,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, everybody, let's take this next hill.","text_w_direction":"[on workout bicycle at gym] Okay, everybody, let's take this next hill.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33348,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Gym Instructor","text":"Excuse me. Yeah, I'd appreciate it if you'd just let me run this.","text_w_direction":"Excuse me. Yeah, I'd appreciate it if you'd just let me run this.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33349,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"You know what? You had your chance. You're no leader. Out of your seat, let's blast!","text_w_direction":"You know what? You had your chance. You're no leader. Out of your seat, let's blast!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33350,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Gym instructor","text":"Don't listen to him, we're approaching a cooldown down a gentle hill.","text_w_direction":"Don't listen to him, we're approaching a cooldown down a gentle hill.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33351,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"No! The hill's a trap. Let's take the dirt road off to the side.","text_w_direction":"No! The hill's a trap. Let's take the dirt road off to the side.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33352,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Gym instructor","text":"No, guys, no. We're just cooling down...","text_w_direction":"No, guys, no. We're just cooling down...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33353,"season":6,"episode":24,"episode_name":"The Cover","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Gene Stupnitsky;Lee Eisenberg","character":"Dwight","text":"If they catch us, they will rape us. Go for the cliff. And three, two, one... jump! No! You're dead, you're dead, you're dead. Good jump. You're barely alive. Okay, now nice cooldown. Check your pulse rate.","text_w_direction":"If they catch us, they will rape us. Go for the cliff. And three, two, one... jump! No! [points to those around him] You're dead, you're dead, you're dead. Good jump. You're barely alive. Okay, now nice cooldown. Check your pulse rate.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1627,"air_date":"2010-05-06"}
{"index":33354,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Toby","text":"This here is a radon test kit. Okay I will be putting 'em everywhere. And... please don't throw these out. This is a radon test kit. Please don't throw these out. See them all over the office.","text_w_direction":"This here is a radon test kit. [holding out tiny cylinder disc] Okay I will be putting 'em everywhere. And... please don't throw these out. [starts snapping towards Michael's face] This is a radon test kit. [continues snapping] Please don't throw these out. [Michael gives annoyed look] See them all over the office.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33355,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Toby has been leaving radon kits everywhere, like he owns the place. The first time I threw mine away, I thought it was an ant trap. But I figured I'd rather live with ants than with his creepy little disc. The second time... I thought it was one of those, you know, those things you turn over and it moos. Like a cow thing. But upon closer examination, it was another ant trap, so I threw it away. And the third time... I did it out of spite.","text_w_direction":"Toby has been leaving radon kits everywhere, like he owns the place. The first time I threw mine away, I thought it was an ant trap. [finds radon kit in between his blinds in his office] But I figured I'd rather live with ants than with his creepy little disc. [throws it away] The second time... I thought it was one of those, you know, those things you turn over and it moos. [finds another radon kit on top of his cabinet] Like a cow thing. But upon closer examination, it was another ant trap, so I threw it away. And the third time... I did it out of spite. [takes radon kit from the top of the blinds of his office window and slams it into the trash can]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33356,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Pfffffttt.","text_w_direction":"Pfffffttt.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33357,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Toby","text":"Come on, Michael. You're interrupting.","text_w_direction":"Come on, Michael. You're interrupting.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33358,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"You're kidding me? God! You say radon is silent, but deadly, and then you expect me not to make farting noises with my mouth? What is this?","text_w_direction":"You're kidding me? God! You say radon is silent, but deadly, and then you expect me not to make farting noises with my mouth? What is this?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33359,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Toby","text":"Please sit down.","text_w_direction":"Please sit down.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33360,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"You know what? We're not gonna die of radon, we're gonna die of boredom.","text_w_direction":"You know what? We're not gonna die of radon, we're gonna die of boredom.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33361,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Everyone","text":"YEAH!","text_w_direction":"YEAH! [laughter]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33362,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Right? And if I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.","text_w_direction":"Right? And if I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33363,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Everyone","text":"No. No!","text_w_direction":"No. No!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33364,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"That's... not okay.","text_w_direction":"That's... not okay.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33365,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, alright.","text_w_direction":"Okay, alright.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33366,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"You were being really funny, and then you went too far.","text_w_direction":"You were being really funny, and then you went too far.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33367,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I would kill Bin Laden and then Toby.","text_w_direction":"I would kill Bin Laden and then Toby.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33368,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"No, hmmm... that's still...","text_w_direction":"No, hmmm... that's still...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33369,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Everyone","text":"Mm-mm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-mm.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33370,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Okay geniuses, how would you do it?","text_w_direction":"Okay geniuses, how would you do it?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33371,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Creed","text":"Curve the bullet. Like in my favorite James McAvoy film, Wanted.","text_w_direction":"Curve the bullet. Like in my favorite James McAvoy film, Wanted.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33372,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"All that does is help you shoot around things. What does Bin Laden...","text_w_direction":"All that does is help you shoot around things. What does Bin Laden...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33373,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"Is there a curtain rod in the room?","text_w_direction":"Is there a curtain rod in the room?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33374,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33375,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Stanley","text":"How about make-believe land has anything you want?","text_w_direction":"How about make-believe land has anything you want?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33376,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Stanley, please, this is serious!","text_w_direction":"Stanley, please, this is serious!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33377,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Is this the thing where they use an icicle so there's no evidence?","text_w_direction":"Is this the thing where they use an icicle so there's no evidence?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33378,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, we stab Toby through the heart with an icicle.","text_w_direction":"Yes, we stab Toby through the heart with an icicle.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33379,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Come on, the whole two bullet thing is a red herring. Here's how you do it","text_w_direction":"Come on, the whole two bullet thing is a red herring. Here's how you do it[/b]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33380,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Toby","text":"I don't wanna do this.","text_w_direction":"I don't wanna do this.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33381,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Toby, just do it! God!","text_w_direction":"[shouting] Toby, just do it! God!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33382,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Toby, come on.","text_w_direction":"Toby, come on. [Andy lines up to the right of Toby and Phyllis is on his left]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33383,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Ready, one bullet. And boom!","text_w_direction":"Ready, one bullet. And boom! [makes shooting noises and mimics a bullet with his fingers tapping Phyllis' throat, then Toby's, and finally Andy's]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33384,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Everyone","text":"Yeah, that works. That works!","text_w_direction":"Yeah, that works. That works!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33385,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Good work.","text_w_direction":"Good work. [clapping]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33386,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"What flavors did you get?","text_w_direction":"What flavors did you get? [yawns]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33387,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Erin","text":"It's so exciting Pam. The Eagles are doing a theme of ice creams in honor of turning 60.","text_w_direction":"It's so exciting Pam. The Eagles are doing a theme of ice creams in honor of turning 60.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33388,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Despera-dough. Witchy-womanilla. Why do they do this?","text_w_direction":"[reading flavors] Despera-dough. Witchy-womanilla. Why do they do this?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33389,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Erin","text":"Do you want me to go back to the store?","text_w_direction":"Do you want me to go back to the store?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33390,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"No, no, no, it's fine. I was just commenting. We gotta get these out, open 'em up.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, it's fine. I was just commenting. We gotta get these out, open 'em up.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33391,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Erin","text":"This is all for Michael. It turns out his girlfriend was married.","text_w_direction":"This is all for Michael. It turns out his girlfriend was married.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33392,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, and when Michael gets a broken heart, this whole place comes to a halt, so we're just trying to get out in front of this.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, and when Michael gets a broken heart, this whole place comes to a halt, so we're just trying to get out in front of this.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33393,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Erin","text":"After his last breakup, he ate 40,000 calories in three hours. Right, Pam? That's what Pam told me.","text_w_direction":"After his last breakup, he ate 40,000 calories in three hours. Right, Pam? That's what Pam told me.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33394,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, or no... well... I don't know. I'm sorry. I was up all night with Cece, otherwise I'd be running this.","text_w_direction":"[yawns] Yeah, or no... well... I don't know. I'm sorry. I was up all night with Cece, otherwise I'd be running this.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33395,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Erin","text":"That's okay. You probably shouldn't keep a baby up that late, though.","text_w_direction":"That's okay. You probably shouldn't keep a baby up that late, though.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33396,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Erin","text":"We have Mr. Bean playing in the conference room and the Pink Panther movie in his office. With half hour shifts to watch it with him.","text_w_direction":"We have Mr. Bean playing in the conference room and the Pink Panther movie in his office. With half hour shifts to watch it with him.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33397,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"And we need bodies in both these rooms, people. So please sign up.","text_w_direction":"And we need bodies in both these rooms, people. So please sign up.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33398,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Erin","text":"He's coming.","text_w_direction":"He's coming.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33399,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, okay. Everyone, remember, when he get's like this, he will wallow, if you empathize. Keep conversations light and if you get stuck, and you don't know what to do, make a random sound effect okay? Farting noise, whatever. Okay.","text_w_direction":"Oh, okay. Everyone, remember, when he get's like this, he will wallow, if you empathize. Keep conversations light and if you get stuck, and you don't know what to do, make a random sound effect okay? Farting noise, whatever. Okay.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33400,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Toby","text":"Hey everyone.","text_w_direction":"[walks in] Hey everyone.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33401,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"No, out! Get out now! Leave now.","text_w_direction":"No, out! Get out now! Leave now.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33402,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Leave, get outta here.","text_w_direction":"Leave, get outta here.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33403,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Leave!","text_w_direction":"Leave!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33404,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Right now!","text_w_direction":"Right now!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33405,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, and if he makes a joke, just laugh it up, no matter what. Okay?","text_w_direction":"Oh, and if he makes a joke, just laugh it up, no matter what. Okay?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33406,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Morning everyone.","text_w_direction":"[walks in] Morning everyone.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33407,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Everyone","text":"Hey! Hey, hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey! [applauses] Hey, hey!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33408,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Erin","text":"Hi Michael.","text_w_direction":"Hi Michael. [gives him a hug]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33409,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Hello!","text_w_direction":"Hello!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33410,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael, nice tie or something.","text_w_direction":"Michael, nice tie or something.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33411,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, thank you. It's reversible, I think.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thank you. It's reversible, I think. [everyone laughs]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33412,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"That's hilarious.","text_w_direction":"That's hilarious.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33413,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"That's awesome. You want some ice cream?","text_w_direction":"That's awesome. You want some ice cream?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33414,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Oh! Oh wow, are those Eagles' flavors? Cake it to the Limit. That's my favorite! I love that! Too much for me to have by myself. Anybody wanna share?","text_w_direction":"Oh! Oh wow, are those Eagles' flavors? Cake it to the Limit. That's my favorite! I love that! Too much for me to have by myself. Anybody wanna share?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33415,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"Boi-oi-oi-ing","text_w_direction":"Boi-oi-oi-ing","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33416,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Well... that's random. I will dig into those later.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Well... that's random. I will dig into those later.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33417,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Lawyer","text":"I don't follow this exactly. Uh, \"The Descendants of any replicants from this union shall have...\"","text_w_direction":"I don't follow this exactly. Uh, \"The Descendants of any replicants from this union shall have...\"","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33418,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight and Angela","text":"Joint custody","text_w_direction":"Joint custody","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33419,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Lawyer","text":"Are we talking about your grandchildren?","text_w_direction":"Are we talking about your grandchildren?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33420,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33421,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33422,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Rather than spend all day in court, we've decided to settle our dispute using a mediator. It was an option spelled out in our childrearing contract.","text_w_direction":"Rather than spend all day in court, we've decided to settle our dispute using a mediator. It was an option spelled out in our childrearing contract.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33423,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Alleged contract.","text_w_direction":"Alleged contract.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33424,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Alleged? I'm going to own your farm by the time this is over.","text_w_direction":"Alleged? I'm going to own your farm by the time this is over.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33425,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Just try. I will do legal jujitsu on you. Gyah! See, don't even need to make contact. The law will do it.","text_w_direction":"Just try. I will do legal jujitsu on you. Gyah! [pretends to karate chop her neck] See, don't even need to make contact. The law will do it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33426,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"So much of this is just impossible to verify. Item five, point \"B\", uh... the beet juice cleanse?","text_w_direction":"So much of this is just impossible to verify. Item five, point \"B\", uh... the beet juice cleanse?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33427,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"I'm doing it. You know I am. It's disgusting.","text_w_direction":"I'm doing it. You know I am. It's disgusting.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33428,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"How do we know this? I'd like to see a stool sample.","text_w_direction":"How do we know this? I'd like to see a stool sample.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33429,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Dwight, look at my teeth.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, look at my teeth. [shows teeth, beet red]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33430,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Eughh.","text_w_direction":"Eughh. [looks disgusted]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33431,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"No secret crying. Hasn't even opened the tissue box in there.","text_w_direction":"No secret crying. Hasn't even opened the tissue box in there.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33432,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Could he still be seeing her?","text_w_direction":"Could he still be seeing her?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33433,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Phyllis","text":"I don't think he'd do that.","text_w_direction":"I don't think he'd do that.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33434,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"So we're gonna say the most likely scenerio is that Michael matured overnight?","text_w_direction":"So we're gonna say the most likely scenerio is that Michael matured overnight?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33435,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Well, it happened to Tom Hanks in Big.","text_w_direction":"Well, it happened to Tom Hanks in Big.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33436,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Exactly. It happened in Big.","text_w_direction":"Exactly. It happened in Big.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33437,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"No, I gotta go. Text me later.","text_w_direction":"No, I gotta go. Text me later.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33438,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"I'm really too tired to do this.","text_w_direction":"I'm really too tired to do this.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33439,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Me too!","text_w_direction":"Me too!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33440,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Then let's just not do this. Do you have any idea the risks involved?","text_w_direction":"Then let's just not do this. Do you have any idea the risks involved?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33441,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Hey Michael.","text_w_direction":"Hey Michael.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33442,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33443,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"We were wondering if you would like to have dinner with us tonight, in our home, and play with our baby.","text_w_direction":"We were wondering if you would like to have dinner with us tonight, in our home, and play with our baby.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33444,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"We can order in from Hooters.","text_w_direction":"We can order in from Hooters.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33445,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, Hooters to go. Nice.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Hooters to go. Nice.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33446,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"We can watch a movie and play Rock Band.","text_w_direction":"We can watch a movie and play Rock Band.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33447,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Billy Joel Rock Band.","text_w_direction":"Billy Joel Rock Band.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33448,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"That... exists?","text_w_direction":"That... exists?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33449,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33450,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, well, I'll have to take a rain check, but thanks for the offer.","text_w_direction":"Okay, well, I'll have to take a rain check, but thanks for the offer.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33451,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Michael Scott, are you still seeing Donna?","text_w_direction":"[shouts] Michael Scott, are you still seeing Donna?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33452,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, Pam... she's not invisible so stop asking silly questions.","text_w_direction":"Okay, Pam... she's not invisible so stop asking silly questions.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33453,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh Michael.","text_w_direction":"Oh Michael.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33454,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Since when is this an office where we delve into each other's personal lives?","text_w_direction":"Since when is this an office where we delve into each other's personal lives?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33455,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I like Donna. Is it wrong to keep seeing her? Depends on who you ask. I mean, if you ask her husband... or you took a random poll, yeah, it's wrong.","text_w_direction":"I like Donna. Is it wrong to keep seeing her? Depends on who you ask. I mean, if you ask her husband... or you took a random poll, yeah, it's wrong.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33456,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Meredith","text":"That is something I would never do.","text_w_direction":"That is something I would never do.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33457,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I think we all know what you're capable of Meredith.","text_w_direction":"Well, I think we all know what you're capable of Meredith.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33458,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Meredith","text":"Hey, I have never cheated on, been cheated on, or been used to cheat with.","text_w_direction":"Hey, I have never cheated on, been cheated on, or been used to cheat with.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33459,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Meredith","text":"I ask... everyone in the room, \"Are you in a relationship?\".","text_w_direction":"I ask... everyone in the room, \"Are you in a relationship?\".","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33460,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"People, this is Scranton. And many people consider that to be the Paris of northeastern Pennsylvania. And in Paris, it is rude for a woman to have less than four lovers.","text_w_direction":"People, this is Scranton. And many people consider that to be the Paris of northeastern Pennsylvania. And in Paris, it is rude for a woman to have less than four lovers.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33461,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kelly","text":"Eughh, Ryan, I do not want you hanging around Michael anymore.","text_w_direction":"Eughh, Ryan, I do not want you hanging around Michael anymore.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33462,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33463,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I will have you know that I asked Donna about this and she is fine with it. And just to be sure, I asked her again afterward. Same answer.","text_w_direction":"I will have you know that I asked Donna about this and she is fine with it. And just to be sure, I asked her again afterward. Same answer.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33464,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"How does he feel about it?","text_w_direction":"How does he feel about it?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33465,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"He is never gonna find out. He is a high school baseball coach. He wakes up early. He goes to bed early. Look at how long it took for him to find out. It was right under his nose. I had to tell him.","text_w_direction":"He is never gonna find out. He is a high school baseball coach. He wakes up early. He goes to bed early. Look at how long it took for him to find out. [points to Andy] It was right under his nose. I had to tell him.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33466,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Now you're just being hurtful.","text_w_direction":"Now you're just being hurtful.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33467,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I'm sorry, it... why is it okay for Stanley to cheat or for Phyllis to cheat...","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, it... why is it okay for Stanley to cheat or for Phyllis to cheat...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33468,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Phyllis","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33469,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"On her diet! He's a sports guy. He's scummy. Dogfighting. Drugs. They spit.","text_w_direction":"On her diet! He's a sports guy. He's scummy. Dogfighting. Drugs. They spit.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33470,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Did Donna tell you that?","text_w_direction":"Did Donna tell you that?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33471,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Real sports with Bryant Gumble.","text_w_direction":"Real sports with Bryant Gumble.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33472,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"So you're just making a giant assumption. You don't even know the guy.","text_w_direction":"So you're just making a giant assumption. You don't even know the guy.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33473,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"You know what? You know what? I am declaring a moment of silence right now. Ten minutes of silence honoring Michael Jackson. just sit there and think about Michael jackson.","text_w_direction":"You know what? You know what? I am declaring a moment of silence right now. Ten minutes of silence honoring Michael Jackson. just sit there and think about Michael jackson.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33474,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"My name is Andy Bernard and I am a cuckold. For those of you unfamiliar with William Shakespeare, a cuckold is a man whose woman is cheating on him. I've lived the part. And let me tell you, I'd so much rather play the part on stage.","text_w_direction":"My name is Andy Bernard and I am a cuckold. For those of you unfamiliar with William Shakespeare, a cuckold is a man whose woman is cheating on him. I've lived the part. And let me tell you, I'd so much rather play the part on stage.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33475,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"So... here's the thing about infidelity.","text_w_direction":"So... here's the thing about infidelity.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33476,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Mm, no, when are you people going to stop casting the first stone? I am not in the wrong here. I am the good guy.","text_w_direction":"Mm, no, when are you people going to stop casting the first stone? I am not in the wrong here. I am the good guy.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33477,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"How does that work?","text_w_direction":"How does that work?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33478,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Do you think this husband is a super sweet nice guy? Do you think he's an angel? I don't think so. Why is his wife going off and having a little something-something with me? There has to be a problem with him.","text_w_direction":"Do you think this husband is a super sweet nice guy? Do you think he's an angel? I don't think so. Why is his wife going off and having a little something-something with me? There has to be a problem with him.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33479,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"In any cheating movie, the person getting cheated on is the hero. You're Ali Larter, I'm Beyonce.","text_w_direction":"In any cheating movie, the person getting cheated on is the hero. You're Ali Larter, I'm Beyonce.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33480,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I am Beyonce always.","text_w_direction":"I am Beyonce always.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33481,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Not this time.","text_w_direction":"Not this time.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33482,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, I am.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I am.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33483,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"This guy's a high school baseball coach, right? Let's go check him out, see what a horrible person he is.","text_w_direction":"This guy's a high school baseball coach, right? Let's go check him out, see what a horrible person he is.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33484,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I would love that.","text_w_direction":"I would love that.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33485,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah. Those teams have games and practices every day. Let's go check it out.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Those teams have games and practices every day. Let's go check it out.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33486,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I have work to do.","text_w_direction":"I have work to do.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33487,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, really? I thought you were the boss.","text_w_direction":"Oh, really? I thought you were the boss.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33488,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Let's go. I can't wait to see this jerk who is making me cheat on his wife. I should punch him in the nose for what he's making me do to her.","text_w_direction":"Let's go. [starts walking towards the elevator] I can't wait to see this jerk who is making me cheat on his wife. I should punch him in the nose for what he's making me do to her.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33489,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Bum bum BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM bum bum","text_w_direction":"[humming Call to Post] Bum bum BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM bum bum","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33490,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"All right, Andy, please.","text_w_direction":"All right, Andy, please.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33491,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Baseball!","text_w_direction":"Baseball!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33492,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Shh! Try not to draw attention, please. That's him. That's him.","text_w_direction":"Shh! Try not to draw attention, please. That's him. That's him.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33493,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Where?","text_w_direction":"Where?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33494,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Right there. The coach!","text_w_direction":"Right there. The coach!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33495,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Stage right or stage left? I played batboy in damn yankees!","text_w_direction":"Stage right or stage left? I played batboy in damn yankees!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33496,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Right there. Look, look. Follow my finger. Okay? see? The grownup by the base?","text_w_direction":"Right there. Look, look. Follow my finger. Okay? see? The grownup by the base?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33497,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"And Now, coaching third base with two arms, two legs, and no heart. Capable of feeling pain.","text_w_direction":"[announcer's voice] And Now, coaching third base with two arms, two legs, and no heart. Capable of feeling pain.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33498,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"All right. Can you just-- can you just act normal for a second, please?","text_w_direction":"All right. Can you just-- can you just act normal for a second, please?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33499,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Whatever. I'm the one blending in.","text_w_direction":"Whatever. I'm the one blending in.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33500,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Gabe","text":"Guys?","text_w_direction":"[ahem][Pam snores] Guys?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33501,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Pam.","text_w_direction":"Pam.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33502,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Mm. Hey. Oh, hi, Gabe.","text_w_direction":"Mm. Hey. Oh, hi, Gabe.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33503,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Gabe","text":"Can you two please join me in my office? Now.","text_w_direction":"Can you two please join me in my office? Now.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33504,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"You were supposed to be the Lookout.","text_w_direction":"You were supposed to be the Lookout.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33505,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, well it's really warm in here. It's like a sleeping bag.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well it's really warm in here. It's like a sleeping bag.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33506,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Gabe","text":"I don't wanna be the heavy here, but honestly, guys, this makes us all look bad.","text_w_direction":"I don't wanna be the heavy here, but honestly, guys, this makes us all look bad.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33507,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Sorry about that.","text_w_direction":"Sorry about that.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33508,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"So embarrassing.","text_w_direction":"So embarrassing.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33509,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Gabe","text":"Good. Okay. End of the dressing down. I just hate that part of the job, you know, the power dynamics.","text_w_direction":"Good. Okay. End of the dressing down. I just hate that part of the job, you know, the power dynamics.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33510,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Well, you were surprisingly restrained.","text_w_direction":"Well, you were surprisingly restrained.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33511,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"We will be well-rested tomorrow.","text_w_direction":"We will be well-rested tomorrow.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33512,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Gabe","text":"Okay. That's great, actually, because I wanted to talk to you about something else.","text_w_direction":"Okay. That's great, actually, because I wanted to talk to you about something else.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33513,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Excellent. Go for it.","text_w_direction":"Excellent. Go for it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33514,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Gabe","text":"I'm sure you got my email about the printer fires. The one with the branching decision tree? I actually designed that chart. Kinda hoping it catches on. Anyway, the question is, what is the best way to disseminate important information in an efficient way?","text_w_direction":"I'm sure you got my email about the printer fires. The one with the branching decision tree? I actually designed that chart. Kinda hoping it catches on. [Jim and Pam struggling to stay awake] Anyway, the question is, what is the best way to disseminate important information in an efficient way?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33515,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Right? So, uh, let's uh...","text_w_direction":"Right? So, uh, let's uh...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33516,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Lawyer","text":"Finally there's a provision here in the occurrence that the child is born an old man, a la Benjamin Button.","text_w_direction":"Finally there's a provision here in the occurrence that the child is born an old man, a la Benjamin Button.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33517,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Same page. Go to the next one.","text_w_direction":"Same page. Go to the next one.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33518,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Same page. Just keep moving.","text_w_direction":"Same page. Just keep moving.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33519,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Lawyer","text":"Despite the provision covering whether this is all part of the matrix--","text_w_direction":"Despite the provision covering whether this is all part of the matrix--","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33520,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Which we can't know.","text_w_direction":"Which we can't know.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33521,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Lawyer","text":"This is essentially...","text_w_direction":"This is essentially...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33522,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Unless we're unplugged.","text_w_direction":"Unless we're unplugged.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33523,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Lawyer","text":"Equivalent to a donor or surrogate contractor.","text_w_direction":"Equivalent to a donor or surrogate contractor.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33524,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"And wake up in the future.","text_w_direction":"And wake up in the future.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33525,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Lawyer","text":"Which is actually pretty common. So I have to tell you that this is a solid contract.","text_w_direction":"Which is actually pretty common. So I have to tell you that this is a solid contract.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33526,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33527,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Lawyer","text":"Look, I can't enforce that anybody have a child with anyone else.","text_w_direction":"Look, I can't enforce that anybody have a child with anyone else.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33528,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33529,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Lawyer","text":"So essentially, this comes down to damages. Now, there is some precedence for the range of $30,000.","text_w_direction":"So essentially, this comes down to damages. Now, there is some precedence for the range of $30,000.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33530,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33531,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't have $30,000 lying around. I have it buried very deeply, and I don't want to dig past a certain someone to get it.","text_w_direction":"I don't have $30,000 lying around. I have it buried very deeply, and I don't want to dig past a certain someone to get it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33532,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Chase Dixon is up. Could be a big play.","text_w_direction":"Chase Dixon is up. Could be a big play.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33533,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"You have no idea what you're talking about.","text_w_direction":"You have no idea what you're talking about.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33534,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"I know it's like cricket.","text_w_direction":"I know it's like cricket.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33535,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"You don't. No, no.","text_w_direction":"You don't. No, no.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33536,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"And it's--there's-- well, home plate is like a wicket.","text_w_direction":"And it's--there's-- well, home plate is like a wicket.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33537,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"You don't know. You don't-- you don't know anything. Look at him. Look at him over there. High-fiving? He didn't even do anything. Kid did all the work. I bet he does that at home. I bet it's like, \"Hey, Donna, why don't you wash the dishes?\" \"High-five, Donna.\" \"Hey, why don't you bring me my slippers?\" \"Hi-five. I'm taking all the credit.\"","text_w_direction":"You don't know. You don't-- you don't know anything. Look at him. Look at him over there. High-fiving? He didn't even do anything. Kid did all the work. I bet he does that at home. I bet it's like, \"Hey, Donna, why don't you wash the dishes?\" \"High-five, Donna.\" \"Hey, why don't you bring me my slippers?\" \"Hi-five. I'm taking all the credit.\"","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33538,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Seems pretty well liked by the team.","text_w_direction":"Seems pretty well liked by the team.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33539,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, well, that's because he's paying their salary.","text_w_direction":"Okay, well, that's because he's paying their salary.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33540,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"You do know that high school coaches don't pay their players.","text_w_direction":"You do know that high school coaches don't pay their players.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33541,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I know, I know, I know. It--I'm--it-- that was a euphemism.","text_w_direction":"I know, I know, I know. It--I'm--it-- that was a euphemism.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33542,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"$30,000? There's gotta be another way.","text_w_direction":"$30,000? There's gotta be another way.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33543,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"He has a 60-acre beet farm that is worth a small fortune.","text_w_direction":"He has a 60-acre beet farm that is worth a small fortune.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33544,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Look, I will not pay.","text_w_direction":"Look, I will not pay.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33545,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Well, I have an alternative.","text_w_direction":"Well, I have an alternative.[hands Dwight a document]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33546,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"\"Intercourse to completion. Five individual times rendered at my discretion?\"","text_w_direction":"\"Intercourse to completion. Five individual times rendered at my discretion?\"","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33547,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Lawyer","text":"Look, I don't think that's actually legal.","text_w_direction":"Look, I don't think that's actually legal.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33548,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Agreed.","text_w_direction":"Agreed. [shakes hands with Angela]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33549,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Five times for $30,000? Not a bad stud fee. Better than most horses.","text_w_direction":"Five times for $30,000? Not a bad stud fee. Better than most horses.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33550,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"But not in your bed. It's lumpy.","text_w_direction":"But not in your bed. It's lumpy.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33551,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Those lumps are cats, and those cats have names, and those names are Ember, Milky Way, Diane, and Lumpy.","text_w_direction":"Those lumps are cats, and those cats have names, and those names are Ember, Milky Way, Diane, and Lumpy.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33552,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Fine. Five times.","text_w_direction":"Fine. Five times. [signs contract]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33553,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Lawyer","text":"Look, I can't legally watch this unfold. It's coming a little dangerously close to prostitution.","text_w_direction":"Look, I can't legally watch this unfold. It's coming a little dangerously close to prostitution.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33554,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"I want eye contact.","text_w_direction":"I want eye contact.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33555,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33556,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33557,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Do you understand how rare is that in nature?","text_w_direction":"Do you understand how rare is that in nature?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33558,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"I'm not some farm animal.","text_w_direction":"I'm not some farm animal. [Dwight smirks at the camera]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33559,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Great game, coach.","text_w_direction":"Great game, coach.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33560,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Shh! Okay, all right. Don't, don't.","text_w_direction":"Shh! Okay, all right. Don't, don't.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33561,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"You guys are awesome! Best game I've ever seen in my life.","text_w_direction":"You guys are awesome! Best game I've ever seen in my life.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33562,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Shane","text":"Yeah, right. You must be rootin' for the other guys.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, right. You must be rootin' for the other guys.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33563,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Ha. The other guys can go die.","text_w_direction":"Ha. The other guys can go die.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33564,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"[whispers] Okay.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33565,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Baseball! Go talk to him.","text_w_direction":"Baseball! Go talk to him.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33566,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"No. God. You go talk to him.","text_w_direction":"No. God. You go talk to him.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33567,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Shane","text":"Let's go.","text_w_direction":"Let's go.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33568,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Shane. Great game man!","text_w_direction":"Shane. Great game man!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33569,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Shane","text":"Do I know you?","text_w_direction":"Do I know you?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33570,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"No. Uh, just big fans. Both of us.","text_w_direction":"No. Uh, just big fans. Both of us.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33571,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Shane","text":"Are you somebody's... parents? Oh, are you guys... Kenny's dads?","text_w_direction":"Are you somebody's... parents? Oh, are you guys... Kenny's dads?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33572,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Ha. No. No. But we're gay for baseball.","text_w_direction":"Ha. No. No. But we're gay for baseball. [chuckles]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33573,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Shane","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33574,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"But I have a wife, actually, who I really love a lot.","text_w_direction":"But I have a wife, actually, who I really love a lot.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33575,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Shane","text":"Okay. Let's go!","text_w_direction":"Okay. Let's go!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33576,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah. I am so into the institution of marriage.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I am so into the institution of marriage.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33577,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Shane","text":"Whoa!","text_w_direction":"Whoa!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33578,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"I mean, isn't marriage the best, you know? Two good people finding each other, getting all committed to each other. So you love baseball. What else do you love? Let's round you out as a person.","text_w_direction":"I mean, isn't marriage the best, you know? Two good people finding each other, getting all committed to each other. So you love baseball. What else do you love? Let's round you out as a person.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33579,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Shane","text":"Hey, I'm really sorry, I'm just trying to... focus here on the game.","text_w_direction":"Hey, I'm really sorry, I'm just trying to... focus here on the game.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33580,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"I get it, man. I love it. That's what makes you a good coach. You know, but as a fan, it just helps me enjoy the game better if I know the coach loves his wife.","text_w_direction":"I get it, man. I love it. That's what makes you a good coach. You know, but as a fan, it just helps me enjoy the game better if I know the coach loves his wife.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33581,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Shane","text":"Of course. Okay? I gotta... get back to this.","text_w_direction":"Of course. Okay? I gotta... get back to this.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33582,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Of course.","text_w_direction":"Of course.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33583,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Shane","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33584,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"But real quick, I want you to meet my associate. Sheldon!","text_w_direction":"But real quick, I want you to meet my associate. Sheldon!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33585,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33586,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Come on, get over here.","text_w_direction":"Come on, get over here.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33587,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I'm good. Oh, my God.","text_w_direction":"I'm good. Oh, my God.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33588,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Get- Get over here. Sheldon, say hi to the nice coach.","text_w_direction":"Get- Get over here. Sheldon, say hi to the nice coach.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33589,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Sorry. I got some stomach cramps.","text_w_direction":"Sorry. I got some stomach cramps.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33590,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Shane","text":"It's all right. It's all right. Keep it going.","text_w_direction":"It's all right. It's all right. Keep it going.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33591,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Well, that was not at all what I expected. Hoo hoo! Whoo. My heart's still racing. I just looked a man in the eyes and I shook his hand. All the time I was thinking, \"I'm sleeping with your wife.\" And you know who does that? James freakin' Bond.","text_w_direction":"Well, that was not at all what I expected. Hoo hoo! Whoo. My heart's still racing. I just looked a man in the eyes and I shook his hand. All the time I was thinking, \"I'm sleeping with your wife.\" And you know who does that? James freakin' Bond.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33592,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, orange slices. There ya go.","text_w_direction":"Okay, orange slices. There ya go.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33593,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Erin","text":"Thanks, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Thanks, Michael.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33594,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Don't thank me. Thank Dylan's mom. Here you go! Oh! Ooh Hoo Hoo Hoo hoo!","text_w_direction":"Don't thank me. Thank Dylan's mom. Here you go! Oh! Ooh Hoo Hoo Hoo hoo!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33595,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"Why would you throw something wet at me?","text_w_direction":"Why would you throw something wet at me?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33596,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"You love it. There ya go.","text_w_direction":"You love it. There ya go.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33597,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Now, were those for the team?","text_w_direction":"Now, were those for the team?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33598,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, no, they didn't say team. They just said coal Hawks.","text_w_direction":"Uh, no, they didn't say team. They just said coal Hawks.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33599,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Ah.","text_w_direction":"Ah.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33600,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"I don't think those were yours to take.","text_w_direction":"I don't think those were yours to take.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33601,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Well, then it wouldn't be the first time I stole something away from Coach Shane.","text_w_direction":"Well, then it wouldn't be the first time I stole something away from Coach Shane.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33602,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"I just wanna go on record as saying that I do not condone this affair, and I went so far as to force Michael to confront the victim of his behavior.","text_w_direction":"I just wanna go on record as saying that I do not condone this affair, and I went so far as to force Michael to confront the victim of his behavior.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33603,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Did you talk to him?","text_w_direction":"Did you talk to him?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33604,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I did.","text_w_direction":"I did.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33605,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"You talked to the man whose wife you're having an affair with.","text_w_direction":"You talked to the man whose wife you're having an affair with.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33606,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"Wow. That is crazy.","text_w_direction":"Wow. That is crazy.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33607,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Phyllis","text":"Was there a fistfight?","text_w_direction":"Was there a fistfight?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33608,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"No. We just talked. He's very nice.","text_w_direction":"No. We just talked. He's very nice.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33609,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Phyllis","text":"And it didn't change your mind.","text_w_direction":"And it didn't change your mind.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33610,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"It did not.","text_w_direction":"It did not.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33611,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Phyllis","text":"Michael, that's awful.","text_w_direction":"Michael, that's awful.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33612,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Isn't it?","text_w_direction":"Isn't it?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33613,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33614,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I'm awful, aren't I?","text_w_direction":"I'm awful, aren't I?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33615,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah. That's pretty bad.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. That's pretty bad.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33616,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I'm an awful guy! Ooh!","text_w_direction":"I'm an awful guy! Ooh!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33617,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"How can you live with yourself?","text_w_direction":"How can you live with yourself?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33618,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I am what I am, Oscar. And I want what I want. And right now, I want a piece of cake. From now on, when I'm hungry, I am going to eat whatever I am hungry for.","text_w_direction":"I am what I am, Oscar. And I want what I want. And right now, I want a piece of cake. From now on, when I'm hungry, I am going to eat whatever I am hungry for.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33619,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"That is a dangerous game, friendo.","text_w_direction":"That is a dangerous game, friendo.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33620,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kelly","text":"Well, because I thought that it was a book about Anthropology the store.","text_w_direction":"Well, because I thought that it was a book about Anthropology the store.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33621,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"I don't know why you were in that part of the bookstore.","text_w_direction":"I don't know why you were in that part of the bookstore.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33622,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kelly","text":"'Cause it's next to they baby section, okay?","text_w_direction":"'Cause it's next to they baby section, okay?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33623,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"All right, that makes more sense. You should have said that at the beginning when you said, \"I read a book about anthropology.\"","text_w_direction":"All right, that makes more sense. You should have said that at the beginning when you said, \"I read a book about anthropology.\"","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33624,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kelly","text":"I don't really know why you're screaming at me right now.","text_w_direction":"I don't really know why you're screaming at me right now.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33625,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"I'm not scream-- I'm not screaming.","text_w_direction":"I'm not scream-- I'm not screaming.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33626,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kelly","text":"That's Meredith's cake. It's her birthday.","text_w_direction":"That's Meredith's cake. It's her birthday.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33627,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I don't care. I have an appetite for life! Mmm. Mmm! Oh, god. That's Lemon.","text_w_direction":"I don't care. I have an appetite for life! [eats cake] Mmm. Mmm! Oh, god. That's Lemon.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33628,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"Good for you, man. Good for you.","text_w_direction":"Good for you, man. Good for you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33629,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"He takes what he wants.","text_w_direction":"He takes what he wants.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33630,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"You know what? I think you're attractive, and I wanna sleep with you.","text_w_direction":"You know what? I think you're attractive, and I wanna sleep with you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33631,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Erin","text":"What about Kelly?","text_w_direction":"What about Kelly?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33632,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"You read my mind.","text_w_direction":"You read my mind.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33633,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Erin","text":"Is this a joke?","text_w_direction":"[quietly] Is this a joke?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33634,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33635,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"It's hard to live that way man. You gotta really not care what people think about you. I-I don't know how you do it, Michael, I-I-I can't be that cold.","text_w_direction":"It's hard to live that way man. You gotta really not care what people think about you. I-I don't know how you do it, Michael, I-I-I can't be that cold.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33636,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"You'll learn, baby. You'll learn.","text_w_direction":"You'll learn, baby. You'll learn.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33637,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"I am an honorable man, and I will honor the contract. But I don't have to give her the good stuff. Schrute sperm are strong, but they're no match for a grown Schrute man. Let's see what she gets. Aah!","text_w_direction":"[pressing buttons to start microwave and moves towards his crotch] I am an honorable man, and I will honor the contract. But I don't have to give her the good stuff. Schrute sperm are strong, [banging on his crotch with drum sticks] but they're no match for a grown Schrute man. [drops yellow pages against his crotch] [screaming] [chuckling] Let's see what she gets. [bouncing crotch on bike and crashes into glass door] [thud] Aah!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33638,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Creed","text":"Uh, boss, we're out of paper.","text_w_direction":"[Michael leaving copy machine] Uh, boss, we're out of paper.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33639,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, I noticed that.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I noticed that.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33640,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Creed","text":"Are you gonna add any more?","text_w_direction":"Are you gonna add any more?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33641,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Nope.","text_w_direction":"Nope.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33642,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Creed","text":"He don't give an \"F\" about nothin'!","text_w_direction":"He don't give an \"F\" about nothin'!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33643,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I have got big balls.","text_w_direction":"I have got big balls.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33644,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"I don't think I'm gonna make it.","text_w_direction":"I don't think I'm gonna make it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33645,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"What about an energy drink or something?","text_w_direction":"[yawning] What about an energy drink or something?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33646,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"It gets in the breast milk. If I drink it, Cece drinks it six hours later.","text_w_direction":"[shakes head] It gets in the breast milk. If I drink it, Cece drinks it six hours later.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33647,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Well, it doesn't mean I can't drink it.","text_w_direction":"Well, it doesn't mean I can't drink it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33648,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Well, it does and it doesn't.","text_w_direction":"Well, it does and it doesn't.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33649,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Darryl","text":"Probably shouldn't tell you this, but a lotta guys in the warehouse work multiple jobs, so... we have a place.","text_w_direction":"Probably shouldn't tell you this, but a lotta guys in the warehouse work multiple jobs, so... we have a place.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33650,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"A place?","text_w_direction":"A place?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33651,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Darryl","text":"A restful location. Talk to Glen. He'll take you up in the lift.","text_w_direction":"A restful location. Talk to Glen. He'll take you up in the lift.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33652,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"You sleep in the warehouse?","text_w_direction":"You sleep in the warehouse?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33653,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Darryl","text":"Lightbulb's burnt out, so it's dark. And the heat from the backup generator keeps it nice and warm. Sometimes I think about it when I'm trying to fall asleep at home. But as far as the rest of the office goes, it doesn't exist, okay?","text_w_direction":"Lightbulb's burnt out, so it's dark. And the heat from the backup generator keeps it nice and warm. Sometimes I think about it when I'm trying to fall asleep at home. But as far as the rest of the office goes, it doesn't exist, okay?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33654,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33655,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Darryl","text":"Pam.","text_w_direction":"Pam.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33656,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33657,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Phyllis","text":"For your signature.","text_w_direction":"For your signature. [drops document on Michael's desk]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33658,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Phyllis. Okay. Look at me. Phyllis, look at-- okay, that's... All right, all right. You know what? I'm sick of this. I'm sick of the little disapproving head shakes. If you think that's going to have any effect on me, it will not. I am going to leave right now and go to a motel to meet Donna.","text_w_direction":"Okay. [Phyllis avoids looking at Michael] Phyllis. Okay. Look at me. [continues to look away] Phyllis, look at-- [Phyllis turns to leave] okay, that's... [chases after her] All right, all right. You know what? I'm sick of this. I'm sick of the little disapproving head shakes. If you think that's going to have any effect on me, it will not. I am going to leave right now and go to a motel to meet Donna.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33659,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"Why not your condo?","text_w_direction":"Why not your condo?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33660,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Because a motel is dirty and it is sexy. Like me. And like Donna. And frankly, the stuff that we're into isn't very condo-appropriate.","text_w_direction":"Because a motel is dirty and it is sexy. Like me. And like Donna. And frankly, the stuff that we're into isn't very condo-appropriate.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33661,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Stanley","text":"Oh, Michael, will you drop it? Everybody's spoken their mind, and no one's changing their mind.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Michael, will you drop it? Everybody's spoken their mind, and no one's changing their mind.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33662,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, Morgan Freeman-narrating-everything.","text_w_direction":"Okay, Morgan Freeman-narrating-everything.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33663,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Do you want someone to stop you? 'Cause no one's going to.","text_w_direction":"Do you want someone to stop you? 'Cause no one's going to.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33664,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Nobody better try to stop me. Good.","text_w_direction":"Nobody better try to stop me. Good. [leaves the office. door closes]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33665,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"I could have stopped him.","text_w_direction":"I could have stopped him.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33666,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Are you warmed up?","text_w_direction":"Are you warmed up? [outside sliding door in warehouse]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33667,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33668,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"God, Angela, why is that always my responsibility?","text_w_direction":"God, Angela, why is that always my responsibility? [zipper sound]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33669,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"What did you do to yourself?","text_w_direction":"What did you do to yourself? [camera pans to Jim and Pam laying down in restful location]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33670,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Never mind. Just never mind.","text_w_direction":"Never mind. Just never mind.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33671,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Well, it better work.","text_w_direction":"Well, it better work.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33672,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, it'll work. Mm. Stop kissing me. It's not in the contract.","text_w_direction":"Oh, it'll work. [Jim and Pam look shocked and disturbed] Mm. Stop kissing me. It's not in the contract.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33673,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"How do I feel about breaking up with Donna? Good. Moral. I feel proud. Like a grownup. That was not easy because I really liked her a lot. And I'm a little bit emotional right now because I know that I absolutely made the right decision. At the end of the day, we have to do what's right. And it was either living with myself or... being happy. And I picked... the... former.","text_w_direction":"[driving in car; returns to office; grabs ice cream out of freezer] How do I feel about breaking up with Donna? Good. Moral. I feel proud. [beeping; cut to Donna who is waiting in the parking lot of the motel] Like a grownup.[Donna receives text from phone] That was not easy because I really liked her a lot. And I'm a little bit emotional right now because I know that I absolutely made the right decision. [Donna has disappointed look; cut back to Michael in his office opening ice cream] At the end of the day, we have to do what's right. And it was either living with myself or... being happy. And I picked... the... former.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33674,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Reporter","text":"Michael Scott?","text_w_direction":"Michael Scott?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33675,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Yes?","text_w_direction":"Yes?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33676,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Reporter","text":"Do you wanna make a comment on the rumors?","text_w_direction":"Do you wanna make a comment on the rumors?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33677,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Umm... I have done some very bad things, things of which I am not proud. I would like to publicly apologize to... the coach and the players. And I vow to never listen to my bodily instincts ever again.","text_w_direction":"[sighs] Umm... I have done some very bad things, things of which I am not proud. I would like to publicly apologize to... the coach and the players. And I vow to never listen to my bodily instincts ever again.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33678,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Reporter","text":"I'm talking about the Sabre printers that catch on fire.","text_w_direction":"I'm talking about the Sabre printers that catch on fire.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33679,"season":6,"episode":25,"episode_name":"The Chump","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Oh. Okay. I was talking about... what do-- what? What's going on?","text_w_direction":"Oh. Okay. I was talking about... what do-- what? What's going on?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1571,"air_date":"2010-05-13"}
{"index":33680,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"There is nothing wrong, nor will there ever be wrong with any Sabre printers. Case closed. Michael Scott, as seen on TV.","text_w_direction":"[on Youtube video] There is nothing wrong, nor will there ever be wrong with any Sabre printers. Case closed. [phone rings, Michael picks it up] Michael Scott, as seen on TV.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33681,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Todd Packer","text":"I saw you on the news and I want to pinch your tiny wiener... It's Packer!","text_w_direction":"[high-pitched voice] I saw you on the news and I want to pinch your tiny wiener... [normal voice] It's Packer!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33682,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"OH! Pack Man, I thought you were a girl!","text_w_direction":"OH! Pack Man, I thought you were a girl!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33683,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Apparently, there are allegations that Sabre printers can cause a fire. So they asked me to give a statement to the press. I'm like, what? All right. So I do it. It's on TV last night. And it's in the paper today. And it's online. And then I call Froggy 98.7, the request line. I talk to the host about it on the air. It's like, come on, people, enough.","text_w_direction":"Apparently, there are allegations that Sabre printers can cause a fire. So they asked me to give a statement to the press. I'm like, what? All right. So I do it. It's on TV last night. And it's in the paper today. And it's online. And then I call Froggy 98.7, the request line. I talk to the host about it on the air. It's like, come on, people, enough.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33684,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Everybody, we are at DEFCON 5. I am officially the second-most watched clip of the day on the WBRE news site.","text_w_direction":"Everybody, we are at DEFCON 5. I am officially the second-most watched clip of the day on the WBRE news site.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33685,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Oscar","text":"What's number one?","text_w_direction":"What's number one?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33686,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, that teacher who was wrongfully accused of being a pedophile. Now, we cannot let the pedophile win again! I would like you all to go to the website and watch my clip eleven times.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that teacher who was wrongfully accused of being a pedophile. Now, we cannot let the pedophile win again! I would like you all to go to the website and watch my clip eleven times.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33687,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"So instead of working, you want...","text_w_direction":"So instead of working, you want...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33688,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33689,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33690,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. Come on! Get it up! That's what... let's do it!","text_w_direction":"Yes. Come on! Get it up! That's what... let's do it!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33691,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Angela","text":"Oh, did you see this report that the zoo got a baby otter? It's on the same site!","text_w_direction":"Oh, did you see this report that the zoo got a baby otter? It's on the same site!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33692,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phyllis","text":"Awww, it's kissing its mommy!","text_w_direction":"Awww, it's kissing its mommy!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33693,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Please.","text_w_direction":"Please.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33694,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael, you have to see, this is like, the cutest thing ever.","text_w_direction":"Michael, you have to see, this is like, the cutest thing ever.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33695,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Really? A baby otter? Okay, um, count me in as who cares. It's not even that interesting a baby otter, it can't even stand up. It's trying to stand up... there it goes.","text_w_direction":"Really? A baby otter? Okay, um, count me in as who cares. It's not even that interesting a baby otter, it can't even stand up. [looks toward computer] It's trying to stand up... [choking up] there it goes.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33696,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"Howdy. I hope I'm not interrupting anything.","text_w_direction":"Howdy. I hope I'm not interrupting anything.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33697,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Jo! We were not expecting you!","text_w_direction":"Jo! We were not expecting you!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33698,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"'Course you all, no doubt, know why I'm here.","text_w_direction":"'Course you all, no doubt, know why I'm here.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33699,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kevin","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33700,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"Turns out our printers are famous. They're all over the news. It's an interesting story. Cheap foreign printers attacking innocent Americans. Well, actually the, the real story isn't quite as racy, but uh... let's give it a go.","text_w_direction":"Turns out our printers are famous. They're all over the news. It's an interesting story. Cheap foreign printers attacking innocent Americans. Well, actually the, the real story isn't quite as racy, but uh... let's give it a go.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33701,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kevin","text":"Jo, I think that I know what happened.","text_w_direction":"Jo, I think that I know what happened.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33702,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"I'm not sure you do, teddy bear.","text_w_direction":"I'm not sure you do, teddy bear.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33703,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kevin","text":"Well, now I think I might not.","text_w_direction":"Well, now I think I might not.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33704,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"Not long ago, we discovered a defect in one of our printers, so we got a software patch and fixed it right up, just like that. I don't know how it works. But just as we were about to send out a letter to our affected customers, giving 'em free toner, and we keep 'em, happy, but somebody here, they liked that first story better. The one where we lose half our clients for no damn good reason! Whoever it was who talked to the press, they should come forward, please.","text_w_direction":"Not long ago, we discovered a defect in one of our printers, so we got a software patch and fixed it right up, just like that. I don't know how it works. But just as we were about to send out a letter to our affected customers, giving 'em free toner, and we keep 'em, happy, but somebody here, they liked that first story better. The one where we lose half our clients for no damn good reason! Whoever it was who talked to the press, they should come forward, please.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33705,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Jo, Jo, I can assure you it was no one in this office.","text_w_direction":"Jo, Jo, I can assure you it was no one in this office.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33706,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"Can you now?","text_w_direction":"Can you now?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33707,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Absolutely. Anyone who talked to the press, please raise your hand.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely. Anyone who talked to the press, please raise your hand.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33708,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phyllis","text":"Put your hand up, Norma Rae.","text_w_direction":"[quietly, to Andy] Put your hand up, Norma Rae.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33709,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"If you say anything, so help me God, I'll break off the temples of your glasses and stick them in your eye sockets.","text_w_direction":"If you say anything, so help me God, I'll break off the temples of your glasses and stick them in your eye sockets.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33710,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"So unfair. Even if I thought that our printers killed baby seals, I would not be a whistleblower. The Bernards, for generations, have silenced whistleblowers. It's how we made all our money. Woody Guthrie wrote a song about us. Old Mr. Bernard, old Mr. Bernard, who have you silenced today?","text_w_direction":"So unfair. Even if I thought that our printers killed baby seals, I would not be a whistleblower. The Bernards, for generations, have silenced whistleblowers. It's how we made all our money. Woody Guthrie wrote a song about us. [sings] Old Mr. Bernard, old Mr. Bernard, who have you silenced today?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33711,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"It's a little form, says \"I did not do it.\"","text_w_direction":"[as Gabe hands out forms to everyone] It's a little form, says \"I did not do it.\"","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33712,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"There is no reason for anyone here to sign this, because I know everything there is to know about these people. I know when their birthdays are, I know what their favorite kind of cake is, I know what color streamers they like...","text_w_direction":"There is no reason for anyone here to sign this, because I know everything there is to know about these people. I know when their birthdays are, I know what their favorite kind of cake is, I know what color streamers they like...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33713,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"All that's just birthday information, Michael.","text_w_direction":"All that's just birthday information, Michael.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33714,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, yes, but it shows a bigger picture.","text_w_direction":"Yes, yes, but it shows a bigger picture.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33715,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"Why don't you come with me? We'll start out with the honcho, what'cha say?","text_w_direction":"Why don't you come with me? We'll start out with the honcho, what'cha say?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33716,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33717,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"When Mama was working as a prison guard and something went missing, she'd ask one question","text_w_direction":"When Mama was working as a prison guard and something went missing, she'd ask one question[/b]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33718,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"So say we catch this whistleblower, what do you think I should do with him?","text_w_direction":"So say we catch this whistleblower, what do you think I should do with him?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33719,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"We should give him a one-way ticket to Montego Bay, where they keep all the al-Qaeda.","text_w_direction":"We should give him a one-way ticket to Montego Bay, where they keep all the al-Qaeda.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33720,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"Uh, that's, uh, Guantanamo Bay.","text_w_direction":"Uh, that's, uh, Guantanamo Bay.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33721,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. You put them in jail for a long time, you put them in jail for as long as you can.","text_w_direction":"Yes. You put them in jail for a long time, you put them in jail for as long as you can.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33722,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"Well, I guess we're all right, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Well, I guess we're all right, Michael.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33723,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"I want these people to really pay, I want them to suffer. I'd prefer it if they died, 'cause it's not right.","text_w_direction":"I want these people to really pay, I want them to suffer. I'd prefer it if they died, 'cause it's not right.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33724,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33725,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33726,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Nick","text":"Hey Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Hey Dwight.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33727,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, IT guy.","text_w_direction":"Hey, IT guy.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33728,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Nick","text":"Mind if I get in there for a second?","text_w_direction":"Mind if I get in there for a second?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33729,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, sure thing, go ahead.","text_w_direction":"Oh, sure thing, go ahead.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33730,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Nick","text":"Just one... Gah! Ah! Dwight, what the hell?","text_w_direction":"Just one... [Dwight pushes Nick's neck to the desk and pushes his arm up] Gah! Ah! Dwight, what the hell?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33731,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Apache persuasion hold, that's the hell! What are you doing to my computer?","text_w_direction":"Apache persuasion hold, that's the hell! What are you doing to my computer?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33732,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Oscar","text":"The lawyers are searching our hard drives for information on the leak. Thanks a lot, Big Brother.","text_w_direction":"The lawyers are searching our hard drives for information on the leak. Thanks a lot, Big Brother.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33733,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"You're with Big Brother? Okay, go ahead. I got nothing to hide.","text_w_direction":"You're with Big Brother? Okay, go ahead. I got nothing to hide.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33734,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kevin","text":"Wait, are they searching all our computers?","text_w_direction":"Wait, are they searching all our computers?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33735,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Nick","text":"Yeah. I already got to yours, Kevin.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. [Kevin runs to his desk] I already got to yours, Kevin. [Kevin runs back]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33736,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kevin","text":"No, that's cool. Sometimes... sometimes I run. I'm a runner.","text_w_direction":"No, that's cool. Sometimes... sometimes I run. I'm a runner.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33737,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Angela","text":"Everybody knows it was Andy, and it is not fair for us all to take the fall for his big stupid mouth!","text_w_direction":"Everybody knows it was Andy, and it is not fair for us all to take the fall for his big stupid mouth!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33738,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Ridiculous, Angela. And like I'm going to believe one of his spermed lovers.","text_w_direction":"Ridiculous, Angela. And like I'm going to believe one of his spermed lovers.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33739,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phyllis","text":"Look, he's been complaining about this for a while, it's not crazy.","text_w_direction":"Look, he's been complaining about this for a while, it's not crazy.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33740,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"Okay Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Okay Dwight.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33741,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Hold that thought. I don't want to waste your time, and I wouldn't dare waste mine. I didn't do it. Now, I don't know exactly who did it, but I have a list right here... You should fire the following people.","text_w_direction":"Hold that thought. I don't want to waste your time, and I wouldn't dare waste mine. I didn't do it. Now, I don't know exactly who did it, but I have a list right here... [hands Jo a piece of paper] You should fire the following people.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33742,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"Well, I'm inclined to believe you.","text_w_direction":"Well, I'm inclined to believe you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33743,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Why would I disparage a company that has made me rich beyond my wildest dreams?","text_w_direction":"Why would I disparage a company that has made me rich beyond my wildest dreams?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33744,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"Yeah, I noticed you've had a great year. Good boy... you turning that money into more money?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I noticed you've had a great year. Good boy... you turning that money into more money?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33745,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Are you referring to alchemy?","text_w_direction":"Are you referring to alchemy?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33746,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"I don't like to tell a man what to do with his money, but if you ain't investing in property, then you're dumber than a dummy.","text_w_direction":"I don't like to tell a man what to do with his money, but if you ain't investing in property, then you're dumber than a dummy.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33747,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm not dumb. I'm smart.","text_w_direction":"I'm not dumb. I'm smart.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33748,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"Well, buy property. That's my advice.","text_w_direction":"Well, buy property. That's my advice.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33749,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Is there something that you would like to say to me?","text_w_direction":"Is there something that you would like to say to me?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33750,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Uh...","text_w_direction":"Uh...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33751,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"About talking to the press?","text_w_direction":"About talking to the press?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33752,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"I, I didn't know. I didn't do that!","text_w_direction":"I, I didn't know. I didn't do that!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33753,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Mmhmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmhmm.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33754,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Okay? I, I... didn't do it.","text_w_direction":"Okay? I, I... didn't do it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33755,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"I don't believe you.","text_w_direction":"I don't believe you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33756,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"I swear on the graves of my parents who aren't even dead yet.","text_w_direction":"I swear on the graves of my parents who aren't even dead yet.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33757,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"That's a little much. All right, all right, all right.","text_w_direction":"That's a little much. All right, all right, all right.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33758,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"I don't care, that's how much I swear!","text_w_direction":"I don't care, that's how much I swear!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33759,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, I believe you, I believe you.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I believe you, I believe you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33760,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"I don't know who's giving Darryl any crap. He was more bothered about it than me.","text_w_direction":"I don't know who's giving Darryl any crap. He was more bothered about it than me.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33761,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Did you tell anyone outside of this office that the printers were catching on fire?","text_w_direction":"Did you tell anyone outside of this office that the printers were catching on fire?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33762,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah, I did. I, I was talking to this girl at a bar.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I did. I, I was talking to this girl at a bar.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33763,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, no, no, no...","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, no, no...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33764,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Darryl","text":"I think she could... sense my sadness, and I, and I found out too late that she... she's the copy editor at the Trib.","text_w_direction":"I think she could... sense my sadness, and I, and I found out too late that she... she's the copy editor at the Trib.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33765,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Oh my god. Was she cute?","text_w_direction":"Oh my god. Was she cute?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33766,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Darryl","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33767,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, god, Darryl!","text_w_direction":"Oh, god, Darryl!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33768,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"I basically swore up and down that none of my employees did it, and then I find out that one of my best ones did. And now he's probably going to get fired for it. And if that is not poetic justice, I don't know what is.","text_w_direction":"I basically swore up and down that none of my employees did it, and then I find out that one of my best ones did. And now he's probably going to get fired for it. And if that is not poetic justice, I don't know what is.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33769,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"Sounds like you were as blindsided by this as I was.","text_w_direction":"Sounds like you were as blindsided by this as I was.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33770,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Toby","text":"Well, that's...","text_w_direction":"Well, that's...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33771,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"And we didn't find anything on your computer.","text_w_direction":"And we didn't find anything on your computer.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33772,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Toby","text":"Good.","text_w_direction":"Good.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33773,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"Except this.","text_w_direction":"Except this. [hands stack of paper to Toby]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33774,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Toby","text":"Oh, wow, this is, uh, just a mystery novel that I've been working on.","text_w_direction":"Oh, wow, this is, uh, just a mystery novel that I've been working on.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33775,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"I know what it is. I skimmed the first chapter. I'm just curious, why would a man who hates people want to have a relationship with a maid?","text_w_direction":"I know what it is. I skimmed the first chapter. I'm just curious, why would a man who hates people want to have a relationship with a maid?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33776,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Toby","text":"Oh, uh, I don't know, uh...","text_w_direction":"Oh, uh, I don't know, uh...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33777,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"The way I look at it, there's only one of two reasons. He knows a secret about her that she doesn't know herself, or he wants to use her services to mop up after a murder.","text_w_direction":"The way I look at it, there's only one of two reasons. He knows a secret about her that she doesn't know herself, or he wants to use her services to mop up after a murder.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33778,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Toby","text":"Oh... yes.","text_w_direction":"Oh... yes.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33779,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Toby","text":"Write your own damn novel.","text_w_direction":"Write your own damn novel.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33780,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"It was me.","text_w_direction":"It was me.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33781,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"What was you? You were the leak?","text_w_direction":"What was you? You were the leak?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33782,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Okay. I'm talking to this woman at daycare...","text_w_direction":"Okay. I'm talking to this woman at daycare...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33783,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Uh-huh.","text_w_direction":"Uh-huh.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33784,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"She's telling me about all her amazing trip to Vietnam, I have nothing. I tell her our printers catch on fire, spontaneously!","text_w_direction":"She's telling me about all her amazing trip to Vietnam, I have nothing. I tell her our printers catch on fire, spontaneously!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33785,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Why'd you do that?","text_w_direction":"Why'd you do that?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33786,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Her husband's a reporter.","text_w_direction":"Her husband's a reporter.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33787,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33788,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"So now everyone hates Andy, and it's this whole mess, and I don't know what to do.","text_w_direction":"So now everyone hates Andy, and it's this whole mess, and I don't know what to do.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33789,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, just relax. Just need to relax.","text_w_direction":"Okay, just relax. Just need to relax.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33790,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"I could tell Jo... or I could tell Michael.","text_w_direction":"I could tell Jo... or I could tell Michael.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33791,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"This is a very good idea. This is good. Let's get all the bad ideas out now. Flush them out.","text_w_direction":"This is a very good idea. This is good. Let's get all the bad ideas out now. Flush them out.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33792,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"You leaked it?","text_w_direction":"You leaked it?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33793,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"I don't know what to do! Do I go tell Jo, or - I don't want everyone to keep blaming the wrong person!","text_w_direction":"I don't know what to do! Do I go tell Jo, or - I don't want everyone to keep blaming the wrong person!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33794,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know what the best plan is, Pam. Oh god... my mind is going a mile an hour.","text_w_direction":"I don't know what the best plan is, Pam. Oh god... my mind is going a mile an hour.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33795,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"That fast?","text_w_direction":"That fast?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33796,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33797,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Two whistleblowers... two! I always thought Darryl and Pam might get me fired for something I said.","text_w_direction":"Two whistleblowers... two! I always thought Darryl and Pam might get me fired for something I said.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33798,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah? I weirdly know exactly what you're saying to me.","text_w_direction":"[Michael knocks on Pam's desk] Yeah? [Michael points at Pam, himself, and Meredith, mimes drinking, driving, then points to his watch and holds up five fingers] I weirdly know exactly what you're saying to me.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33799,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"So see you in Meredith's van in five minutes.","text_w_direction":"So see you in Meredith's van in five minutes.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33800,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, you didn't need to actually say it.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you didn't need to actually say it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33801,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"I have never seen so many parking tickets.","text_w_direction":"[in Meredith's van] I have never seen so many parking tickets.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33802,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Darryl","text":"All right, this is just messed up.","text_w_direction":"All right, this is just messed up.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33803,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"No, you know what's messed up? This situation all up in here is what's messed up! We need to brainstorm, we need to get out of this! Brain hurricane. Come on, think.","text_w_direction":"No, you know what's messed up? This situation all up in here is what's messed up! We need to brainstorm, we need to get out of this! Brain hurricane. Come on, think.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33804,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Darryl","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33805,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"What do we got?","text_w_direction":"What do we got?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33806,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Um...","text_w_direction":"Um...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33807,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kelly","text":"Hey guys, sorry I'm late.","text_w_direction":"[opening door] Hey guys, sorry I'm late.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33808,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"We're not going for yogurt.","text_w_direction":"We're not going for yogurt.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33809,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"It's okay, she's cool, she also whistle-blew.","text_w_direction":"It's okay, she's cool, she also whistle-blew.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33810,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kelly","text":"Guys, I couldn't help it, it is so boring where we work. I mean, it's as interesting as a morgue. It might be less interesting than a morgue.","text_w_direction":"Guys, I couldn't help it, it is so boring where we work. I mean, it's as interesting as a morgue. It might be less interesting than a morgue.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33811,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, hey, it's as interesting as a morgue.","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey, it's as interesting as a morgue.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33812,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kelly","text":"Of course I'm the leak! I think I Tweeted it! I can't control what I say to people, I spend the whole day talking! I mean, I video chat, I Skype, I text, I Tweet, I phone, I Woof...","text_w_direction":"Of course I'm the leak! I think I Tweeted it! I can't control what I say to people, I spend the whole day talking! I mean, I video chat, I Skype, I text, I Tweet, I phone, I Woof...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33813,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Ryan","text":"Woof is a site that I'm launching to be the last word in social networking. For just $12.99 a month, Woof links up all your communication portals so you are always within reach. It's part of the dog pack, as I call it. But, look, why tell you when I can show you. I just sent myself a Woof.","text_w_direction":"Woof is a site that I'm launching to be the last word in social networking. For just $12.99 a month, Woof links up all your communication portals so you are always within reach. It's part of the dog pack, as I call it. But, look, why tell you when I can show you. [types on his phone] I just sent myself a Woof. [fax machine makes noise, several windows pop up on computer behind Ryan with accompanying sounds, including barking]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33814,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"Ryan, you have a Woof on line 1.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Ryan, you have a Woof on line 1.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33815,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Ryan","text":"Thank you, Erin. Woof!","text_w_direction":"Thank you, Erin. Woof!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33816,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, here's what we do. I say we just smash all the computers. We destroy the evidence. No evidence, no case.","text_w_direction":"Okay, here's what we do. I say we just smash all the computers. We destroy the evidence. No evidence, no case.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33817,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Wouldn't we get fired for smashing all the computers?","text_w_direction":"Wouldn't we get fired for smashing all the computers?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33818,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"No. Okay, not all the computers, just our computers.","text_w_direction":"No. Okay, not all the computers, just our computers.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33819,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kelly","text":"That idea sucks.","text_w_direction":"That idea sucks.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33820,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"I don't think that's a good idea.","text_w_direction":"I don't think that's a good idea.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33821,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Just don't say no.","text_w_direction":"Just don't say no.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33822,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Darryl","text":"Michael, you know you don't have to turn us all in. All you need is one scapegoat.","text_w_direction":"Michael, you know you don't have to turn us all in. All you need is one scapegoat.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33823,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kelly","text":"Uh, if you turn me in, I'm turning in Darryl.","text_w_direction":"Uh, if you turn me in, I'm turning in Darryl.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33824,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"That's just what we need, another black man in prison. You know, let's just...","text_w_direction":"That's just what we need, another black man in prison. You know, let's just...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33825,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Nobody's going to prison, okay? Um... all right, Michael, you need to convince Jo to go easy on us. And then we'll all confess once we know our jobs are safe.","text_w_direction":"Nobody's going to prison, okay? Um... all right, Michael, you need to convince Jo to go easy on us. And then we'll all confess once we know our jobs are safe.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33826,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. You can count on me.","text_w_direction":"Okay. You can count on me.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33827,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Let me give you a hand.","text_w_direction":"[sees Toby banging on the vending machine] Let me give you a hand.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33828,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Toby","text":"I'm hungry.","text_w_direction":"I'm hungry.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33829,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Ready? Got it? Oh shoot. Got it? Dwight Schrute.","text_w_direction":"Ready? [they pull the vending machine towards them; Dwight's phone rings] Got it? Oh shoot. Got it? [walks away, opens phone] Dwight Schrute.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33830,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Realtor","text":"The property you're looking at is in great shape. By the way, it has a very spacious basement office.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] The property you're looking at is in great shape. By the way, it has a very spacious basement office.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33831,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Basement office? You mean like a lair?","text_w_direction":"Basement office? You mean like a lair?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33832,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Hey Jo.","text_w_direction":"Hey Jo.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33833,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33834,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"I was thinking about our little leak problem. I was up all lunch thinking about what we should do to this individual. You know what I think we should do? We make 'em come to work, and we work 'em, and we make 'em sit next to all the people they screwed over. And, and we pay 'em but we make 'em feel like they did something really wrong. The one question I have is, do we give them a Christmas bonus? I say yes, it's Christmas, but right after they're back in the thick of it.","text_w_direction":"I was thinking about our little leak problem. I was up all lunch thinking about what we should do to this individual. You know what I think we should do? We make 'em come to work, and we work 'em, and we make 'em sit next to all the people they screwed over. And, and we pay 'em but we make 'em feel like they did something really wrong. The one question I have is, do we give them a Christmas bonus? I say yes, it's Christmas, but right after they're back in the thick of it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33835,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"Michael Scott... what do you know?","text_w_direction":"Michael Scott... what do you know?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33836,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33837,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"It doesn't matter what I know.","text_w_direction":"It doesn't matter what I know.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33838,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"If it doesn't matter, then tell me.","text_w_direction":"If it doesn't matter, then tell me.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33839,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33840,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"Because I want to deal with it the way I deal with it.","text_w_direction":"Because I want to deal with it the way I deal with it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33841,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Well, deal with this.","text_w_direction":"Well, deal with this. [crosses arms]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33842,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"Empathize with me for a moment. I came up here with a big problem, and now I got a branch manager who's giving me the silent treatment... Speak to me... speak. Come with me.","text_w_direction":"Empathize with me for a moment. I came up here with a big problem, and now I got a branch manager who's giving me the silent treatment... Speak to me... speak. [Jo's dog barks] Come with me.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33843,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33844,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Gabe","text":"Are you leaving? Oh, am I... should I continue with the investigation?","text_w_direction":"[as Michael and Jo leave] Are you leaving? Oh, am I... should I continue with the investigation?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33845,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Are you going to kill me?","text_w_direction":"Are you going to kill me?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33846,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"Hahahahahaha.","text_w_direction":"Hahahahahaha.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33847,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Realtor","text":"I just need you to come by later and sign a few forms.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] I just need you to come by later and sign a few forms.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33848,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33849,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Realtor","text":"What time works for you? Mr. Schrute, what time works?","text_w_direction":"What time works for you? [Dwight looks across the street] Mr. Schrute, what time works?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33850,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Cancel it. I want you to make an offer at seventeen twenty-five Slough Avenue. Make 'em an offer they can't refuse. No, on second thought, low ball them. Don't call me 'til you have it.","text_w_direction":"Cancel it. I want you to make an offer at seventeen twenty-five Slough Avenue. Make 'em an offer they can't refuse. No, on second thought, low ball them. Don't call me 'til you have it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33851,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Realtor","text":"But...","text_w_direction":"But... [Dwight closes phone]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33852,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Are we going some place far away? I know you said no questions, but... I have an early dinner that I need to get to... with the Chief of Police.","text_w_direction":"[on Jo's jet] Are we going some place far away? I know you said no questions, but... I have an early dinner that I need to get to... with the Chief of Police.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33853,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Creed","text":"I'm very relieved to learn it wasn't you.","text_w_direction":"I'm very relieved to learn it wasn't you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33854,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Gabe","text":"All right. Uh, Stan, you're up.","text_w_direction":"All right. Uh, Stan, you're up.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33855,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Stanley","text":"It wasn't me.","text_w_direction":"It wasn't me.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33856,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Gabe","text":"What a rich timbre your voice has. Okay, I am prepared to conclude the investigation. And... you did it.","text_w_direction":"What a rich timbre your voice has. Okay, I am prepared to conclude the investigation. And... you did it. [nods at Andy]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33857,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"What? Based on what?","text_w_direction":"What? Based on what?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33858,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Gabe","text":"Uh, just all the evidence. And it really seems like it was you. Can we all agree to say that it was Andy for now, and sit with it, see how it feels?","text_w_direction":"Uh, just all the evidence. And it really seems like it was you. Can we all agree to say that it was Andy for now, and sit with it, see how it feels?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33859,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"All right. Sounds good.","text_w_direction":"All right. Sounds good.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33860,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Guys, I think that seems a little unfair. I mean, I feel like we don't definitely know it was Andy.","text_w_direction":"Guys, I think that seems a little unfair. I mean, I feel like we don't definitely know it was Andy.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33861,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah. You know, I mean, for all we know it could have been... Jim.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. You know, I mean, for all we know it could have been... Jim.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33862,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33863,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33864,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"I have rights.","text_w_direction":"I have rights.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33865,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"Let's just talk.","text_w_direction":"Let's just talk.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33866,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"I am not going to tell you anything.","text_w_direction":"I am not going to tell you anything.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33867,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"Honey, you don't seem like your normal self.","text_w_direction":"Honey, you don't seem like your normal self.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33868,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I'm going through a little bit of a rough patch.","text_w_direction":"Well, I'm going through a little bit of a rough patch.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33869,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"Mama Jo knew there was something up.","text_w_direction":"Mama Jo knew there was something up.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33870,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Whole year, actually. My favorite restaurant closed down.","text_w_direction":"Whole year, actually. My favorite restaurant closed down.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33871,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"Oh, I hate that.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I hate that.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33872,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"And my new favorite restaurant sucks... I bought a video camera last year, and I was looking at the tapes, and there were only like twelve minutes that I felt was worth taping the whole year. And most of that was just birds in my condo complex. What is that? ... I miss Holly.","text_w_direction":"And my new favorite restaurant sucks... I bought a video camera last year, and I was looking at the tapes, and there were only like twelve minutes that I felt was worth taping the whole year. And most of that was just birds in my condo complex. What is that? ... I miss Holly.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33873,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"Who's Holly?","text_w_direction":"Who's Holly?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33874,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Holly Flax from the Nashua branch. Best HR rep that Dunder Mifflin has ever seen. It's not been a blockbuster year for me financially. My Blockbuster stock is down.","text_w_direction":"Holly Flax from the Nashua branch. Best HR rep that Dunder Mifflin has ever seen. It's not been a blockbuster year for me financially. My Blockbuster stock is down.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33875,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kevin","text":"Well, I think that the real question is","text_w_direction":"Well, I think that the real question is[/b]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33876,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, just...","text_w_direction":"Oh, just...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33877,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"David Wallace","text":"I may have heard from an old client, and I may have immediately started spreading the news to other clients and potential clients, yeah. But I'm not here to talk about that. I am here to talk about Suck It. Suck it.","text_w_direction":"I may have heard from an old client, and I may have immediately started spreading the news to other clients and potential clients, yeah. But I'm not here to talk about that. I am here to talk about Suck It. Suck it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33878,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Gabe, I told you all about the printers.","text_w_direction":"Gabe, I told you all about the printers.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33879,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"I mean, it could be you, Gabe. I mean, that's the point.","text_w_direction":"I mean, it could be you, Gabe. I mean, that's the point.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33880,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Yes, it's totally obvious.","text_w_direction":"Yes, it's totally obvious.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33881,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Creed","text":"I think we all can agree that it's either Gabe or Angela. It's Angela. Get her, boys.","text_w_direction":"I think we all can agree that it's either Gabe or Angela. [flips a coin] It's Angela. Get her, boys.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33882,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Nick","text":"Hey guys, uh, sorry to interrupt. I just wanted to say goodbye to everyone. Through Teach for America, I'm going to go down to Detroit and teach, uh, inner city kids about computers.","text_w_direction":"Hey guys, uh, sorry to interrupt. I just wanted to say goodbye to everyone. Through Teach for America, I'm going to go down to Detroit and teach, uh, inner city kids about computers.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33883,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Gabe","text":"Uh, not now.","text_w_direction":"Uh, not now.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33884,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Nick","text":"Oh yeah, it's just that my friends are in the car waiting, so I thought I would...","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah, it's just that my friends are in the car waiting, so I thought I would...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33885,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Stanley","text":"Phyllis, what's this guy's name again?","text_w_direction":"[quietly] Phyllis, what's this guy's name again?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33886,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phyllis","text":"I don't know, is it Shadow or Garth, it's something weird, I...","text_w_direction":"I don't know, is it Shadow or Garth, it's something weird, I...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33887,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Nick","text":"My name is Nick.","text_w_direction":"My name is Nick.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33888,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Angela","text":"Okay, well, Nick, we're in a meeting.","text_w_direction":"Okay, well, Nick, we're in a meeting.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33889,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Nick","text":"Okay, look, I get it, people. I'm the lame IT guy, and everybody hates me.","text_w_direction":"Okay, look, I get it, people. I'm the lame IT guy, and everybody hates me.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33890,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, listen man, you can't take it personally.","text_w_direction":"Hey, listen man, you can't take it personally.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33891,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Nick","text":"You called me man? I just said my name just now, did you forget it already?","text_w_direction":"You called me man? I just said my name just now, did you forget it already?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33892,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"No... sport.","text_w_direction":"No... sport.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33893,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Nick","text":"You, you guys have fifteen parties a week, you can't learn my name?","text_w_direction":"You, you guys have fifteen parties a week, you can't learn my name?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33894,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey IT guy. Here's the story, champ. None of us have spent a lot of time getting to know you, okay? We liked the last guy, Siddiq, because he kept to himself, and we also thought he might have been a terrorist. You know what, I'm going to leave you with one other thought. Inner city kids use computers for two things, games and p0rn. So good luck wasting your life, lurch.","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey IT guy. Here's the story, champ. None of us have spent a lot of time getting to know you, okay? We liked the last guy, Siddiq, because he kept to himself, and we also thought he might have been a terrorist. You know what, I'm going to leave you with one other thought. Inner city kids use computers for two things, games and p0rn. So good luck wasting your life, lurch.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33895,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Nick","text":"Thank you so much for that. I saw all your hard drives, and guess what? You're not a photographer. And you definitely can't fit into a size two. Darryl, man, you're on Facebook. Why you been telling people you're not on Facebook? People want to be your friend, man! All right? And you. This guy, you're the one who told the press. You wrote an e-mail to the editor. I saw it, and I also saw a QuickTime movie of your little printer fire test on your hard drive. This guy's the snitch, he's the snitch. So that's it, check it out.","text_w_direction":"Thank you so much for that. I saw all your hard drives, and guess what? [gestures to Ryan] You're not a photographer. [gestures to Kelly] And you definitely can't fit into a size two. Darryl, man, you're on Facebook. Why you been telling people you're not on Facebook? People want to be your friend, man! All right? And you. [points to Andy] This guy, you're the one who told the press. You wrote an e-mail to the editor. I saw it, and I also saw a QuickTime movie of your little printer fire test on your hard drive. This guy's the snitch, he's the snitch. So that's it, check it out. [gives the finger]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33896,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"You're going to believe that guy?","text_w_direction":"You're going to believe that guy?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33897,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"When I was growing up, there was nothing better than being a big old business tycoon. And I thought I'd break that glass ceiling and be a hero to all those little girls out there... and they'd make a Barbie out of me.","text_w_direction":"When I was growing up, there was nothing better than being a big old business tycoon. And I thought I'd break that glass ceiling and be a hero to all those little girls out there... and they'd make a Barbie out of me.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33898,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Hmm, hmm.","text_w_direction":"Hmm, hmm.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33899,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"I, did I sell cheap printers? I do. But if I have to go out there in front of the press and make one of them public apology recalls, I mean, it's all I'll ever be remembered for. Nobody will want to play with my Barbie.","text_w_direction":"I, did I sell cheap printers? I do. But if I have to go out there in front of the press and make one of them public apology recalls, I mean, it's all I'll ever be remembered for. Nobody will want to play with my Barbie.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33900,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"You know, I would be willing, under the right circumstances, to do that for you.","text_w_direction":"You know, I would be willing, under the right circumstances, to do that for you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33901,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"Oh honey, surely you don't want that.","text_w_direction":"Oh honey, surely you don't want that.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33902,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"I, I surely do, and don't call me honey. You were playing too.","text_w_direction":"I, I surely do, and don't call me honey. [Jo laughs] You were playing too.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33903,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm about to buy this building, you know.","text_w_direction":"I'm about to buy this building, you know.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33904,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Hank","text":"You don't say? I own a one-eighth share in a rental property down in Pittston.","text_w_direction":"You don't say? I own a one-eighth share in a rental property down in Pittston.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33905,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, I'm one-eighths proud of you... enjoy that chair for now... 'cause pretty soon, you will be on your feet, at Buckingham Palace.","text_w_direction":"Well, I'm one-eighths proud of you... enjoy that chair for now... 'cause pretty soon, you will be on your feet, at Buckingham Palace.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33906,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Hey Phyllis, have you seen my bag?","text_w_direction":"Hey Phyllis, have you seen my bag?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33907,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phyllis","text":"You deserve it.","text_w_direction":"[points to the ceiling] You deserve it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33908,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Look, I didn't want houses and schools to burn down, and children to die. Does that make me a hero? I...","text_w_direction":"Look, I didn't want houses and schools to burn down, and children to die. Does that make me a hero? I...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33909,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kevin","text":"No, it does not!","text_w_direction":"[offscreen] No, it does not!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33910,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Well, it doesn't make me the worst guy in the world, either.","text_w_direction":"Well, it doesn't make me the worst guy in the world, either.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33911,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Angela","text":"It does!","text_w_direction":"It does!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33912,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"Andy?","text_w_direction":"Andy?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33913,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33914,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"I wanted to say that I think it was very brave of you to go to the press.","text_w_direction":"I wanted to say that I think it was very brave of you to go to the press.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33915,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Uh, thanks. Yeah, you know, just seemed like the right thing to do.","text_w_direction":"Uh, thanks. Yeah, you know, just seemed like the right thing to do.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33916,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33917,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"We at Sabre have betrayed the trust that we have built with our customers. We regret our slow response and our lapse in candor and judgment. At this time, we are issuing a full recall of all Sabre GH400 printers. We will not rest until this problem is solved. There will be no questions. Are there any questions?","text_w_direction":"[to press] We at Sabre have betrayed the trust that we have built with our customers. We regret our slow response and our lapse in candor and judgment. At this time, we are issuing a full recall of all Sabre GH400 printers. We will not rest until this problem is solved. There will be no questions. Are there any questions?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33918,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"Hey, I appreciate you reading that statement. You looked pretty up there.","text_w_direction":"Hey, I appreciate you reading that statement. You looked pretty up there.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33919,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"That was fun.","text_w_direction":"That was fun.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33920,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"I hope your rough patch ends soon.","text_w_direction":"I hope your rough patch ends soon.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33921,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Thanks. Today helped.","text_w_direction":"Thanks. Today helped.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33922,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"Well, give me a shout if I can brighten your life.","text_w_direction":"Well, give me a shout if I can brighten your life.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33923,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Hey, you could transfer Holly back from Nashua.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Hey, you could transfer Holly back from Nashua.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33924,"season":6,"episode":26,"episode_name":"Whistleblower","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jo","text":"Let me see what I can do.","text_w_direction":"Let me see what I can do.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1625,"air_date":"2010-05-20"}
{"index":33925,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Stanley","text":"You fallin' behind.","text_w_direction":"[to Toby, who's filming] You fallin' behind.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33926,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Ryan","text":"Wuphf.com!","text_w_direction":"[jumps in front of camera] Wuphf.com!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33927,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kelly","text":"Ryan, we're doing the dance!","text_w_direction":"Ryan, we're doing the dance!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33928,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Ryan","text":"This is how you build a business. This is how you make it in this country.","text_w_direction":"This is how you build a business. This is how you make it in this country.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33929,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Creed","text":"You got Creed.","text_w_direction":"[Bluetooth rings] You got Creed.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33930,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Ryan","text":"-and you jump in front of them.","text_w_direction":"-and you jump in front of them.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33931,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kelly","text":"You make it so hard to love you sometimes.","text_w_direction":"You make it so hard to love you sometimes.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33932,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Stanley","text":"Still behind.","text_w_direction":"Still behind.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33933,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Angela","text":"I said I didn't want to be on the internet!","text_w_direction":"[closing door] I said I didn't want to be on the internet!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33934,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Go, go, go, go!","text_w_direction":"Go, go, go, go!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33935,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[performs magic-tricks while lip-syncing]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33936,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"All","text":"Streamers!","text_w_direction":"Streamers! [everyone throws streamers in the air and starts dancing]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33937,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Hiya! Ha!","text_w_direction":"Hiya! Ha! [climbs on Phyllis' desk and starts kicking things off, bites off the head of a stuffed animal]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33938,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Phyllis","text":"Dwight!","text_w_direction":"Dwight! [Dwight pulls out a hunting knife and jumps off desk]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33939,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Stanley","text":"Are you crazy?","text_w_direction":"Are you crazy?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33940,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Toby, how did we do?","text_w_direction":"[song ends] Toby, how did we do?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33941,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Toby","text":"Well, that was better.","text_w_direction":"Well, that was better.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33942,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Whoo! We did it!","text_w_direction":"Whoo! We did it! [everyone starts cheering]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33943,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"I suppose summer had to end sometime. It's sad, though, because I had a great summer. I got West Nile virus, lost a ton of weight. Then I went back to the lake. I stepped on a piece of glass in the parking lot, which hurt. That got infected even though I peed on it. Saw 'Inception.' Or at least I dreamt I did.","text_w_direction":"I suppose summer had to end sometime. It's sad, though, because I had a great summer. I got West Nile virus, lost a ton of weight. Then I went back to the lake. I stepped on a piece of glass in the parking lot, which hurt. That got infected even though I peed on it. Saw 'Inception.' Or at least I dreamt I did.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33944,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Brocolli Rob, obviously, will be there.","text_w_direction":"Brocolli Rob, obviously, will be there.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33945,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Yes, of course.","text_w_direction":"Yes, of course.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33946,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"And JC. We call him Blorville, because he looks like a black Orville Redenbacher.","text_w_direction":"And JC. We call him Blorville, because he looks like a black Orville Redenbacher.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33947,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Who's the guy who invented the peanut?","text_w_direction":"Who's the guy who invented the peanut?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33948,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Gabe","text":"Hey, guys.","text_w_direction":"Hey, guys.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33949,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33950,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Gabe","text":"Sorry, didn't mean to interrupt.","text_w_direction":"Sorry, didn't mean to interrupt.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33951,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Not at all.","text_w_direction":"Not at all.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33952,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Gabe","text":"I'm gonna head back to Siberia there. Ciao.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna head back to Siberia there. Ciao. [he and Erin kiss]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33953,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Gabe","text":"I started dating Erin this summer. It has been, in a word, exquisite.","text_w_direction":"I started dating Erin this summer. It has been, in a word, exquisite.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33954,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Gabe is awesome. He has accomplished so much career-wise and height-wise. Thank God he's my boss because I would not have said yes to a first date if I didn't have to, but... it's been great.","text_w_direction":"Gabe is awesome. He has accomplished so much career-wise and height-wise. Thank God he's my boss because I would not have said yes to a first date if I didn't have to, but... it's been great.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33955,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Am I angry that Gabe stole my girlfriend over the summer? No. I've been through anger-management, OK? So right now, I am sitting on a nice beach at Cape Cod, gazing out across the whitecaps. Oh, look, it's a humpback whale. How pretty. He's eating Gabe.","text_w_direction":"Am I angry that Gabe stole my girlfriend over the summer? No. I've been through anger-management, OK? So right now, I am sitting on a nice beach at Cape Cod, gazing out across the whitecaps. Oh, look, it's a humpback whale. How pretty. He's eating Gabe.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33956,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Hey. What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"[goes to change thermostat as Dwight puts a locked cover over it] Hey. What are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33957,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"From now on, if you're hot, sit on an ice pack.","text_w_direction":"From now on, if you're hot, sit on an ice pack.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33958,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kevin","text":"Well, what if you're cold?","text_w_direction":"Well, what if you're cold?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33959,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Like you'd ever be cold, Kevin. Stop asking me hypothetical questions, OK? I'm too busy.","text_w_direction":"Like you'd ever be cold, Kevin. Stop asking me hypothetical questions, OK? I'm too busy.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33960,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, Dwight, I don't know if you heard, but we're supposed to be drinking out of weird backpacks instead of cups, like regular people. Oh, you did hear.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Dwight, I don't know if you heard, but we're supposed to be drinking out of weird backpacks instead of cups, like regular people. Oh, you did hear.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33961,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim, you have one job to do. And you do it forgettably. Those of us who are busy require hands-free hydration.","text_w_direction":"[drinking from Camelback] Jim, you have one job to do. And you do it forgettably. Those of us who are busy require hands-free hydration.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33962,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Dwight Schrute, star salesman, beet farmer, bed-and-breakfast proprietor, aspiring freelance bodyguard. Add to that list owner of this building. Then burn the list.","text_w_direction":"Dwight Schrute, star salesman, beet farmer, bed-and-breakfast proprietor, aspiring freelance bodyguard. Add to that list owner of this building. Then burn the list.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33963,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kelly","text":"This summer, I did the minority executive training program at Yale. You guys, I'm, like, really smart now. You don't even know. You could ask me, \"Kelly, what's the biggest company in the world?\" And I'd be like, \"blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah,\" giving you the exact right answer.","text_w_direction":"This summer, I did the minority executive training program at Yale. You guys, I'm, like, really smart now. You don't even know. You could ask me, \"Kelly, what's the biggest company in the world?\" And I'd be like, \"blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah,\" giving you the exact right answer.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33964,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Luke","text":"Coffee Monkey's arrived.","text_w_direction":"Coffee Monkey's arrived.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33965,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Oscar","text":"The coffee's supposed to be here at 9.","text_w_direction":"The coffee's supposed to be here at 9.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33966,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Luke","text":"Here you go, Big O. Tiny. Darryl Hannah.","text_w_direction":"Here you go, Big O. Tiny. [hands Kevin his coffee] Darryl Hannah.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33967,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Darryl","text":"It says decaf. You get me decaf?","text_w_direction":"It says decaf. You get me decaf?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33968,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Luke","text":"Ooh, yeah. Must've been some sort of mix-up there. You could just drink it, or I could drive all the way back?","text_w_direction":"Ooh, yeah. Must've been some sort of mix-up there. You could just drink it, or I could drive all the way back?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33969,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Darryl","text":"My summer, I, um, blew out my knee playing softball. Ended up watching CNN most of the time. I don't know how we're going to get out of Afghanistan. I hate the new assistant. He's only been here for a week, and I hate him.","text_w_direction":"My summer, I, um, blew out my knee playing softball. Ended up watching CNN most of the time. I don't know how we're going to get out of Afghanistan. I hate the new assistant. He's only been here for a week, and I hate him.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33970,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"New guy sucks. Calls me the Nard-Man. I'm the Nard-Dog, okay? Nard-man is my father.","text_w_direction":"New guy sucks. Calls me the Nard-Man. I'm the Nard-Dog, okay? Nard-man is my father.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33971,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Luke","text":"My name is Luke Cooper. I love cinema. My favorite movies are Citizen Kane and The Boondock Saints.","text_w_direction":"My name is Luke Cooper. I love cinema. My favorite movies are Citizen Kane and The Boondock Saints.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33972,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"That kid is the worst. Needs to be fired, Michael.","text_w_direction":"That kid is the worst. Needs to be fired, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33973,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"He's not the worst, okay? He's not the worst. You know who's the worst? That intern we had a few years ago. That guy-remember? Eeeh! That face, how ugly he was? He was the worst. Good worker, though. Ah! It's not cappuccino.","text_w_direction":"He's not the worst, okay? He's not the worst. You know who's the worst? That intern we had a few years ago. That guy-remember? Eeeh! That face, how ugly he was? He was the worst. Good worker, though. [starts drinking coffee] Ah! It's not cappuccino.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33974,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Oscar","text":"He messed yours up to.","text_w_direction":"He messed yours up to.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33975,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Darryl","text":"He's got to go, Mike.","text_w_direction":"He's got to go, Mike.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33976,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"It's just coffee, guys! But, yeah, I'll look into it, okay?","text_w_direction":"It's just coffee, guys! But, yeah, I'll look into it, okay?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33977,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Wow, that's a lot of keys.","text_w_direction":"Wow, that's a lot of keys.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33978,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"The bigger the key chain, the more powerful the man.","text_w_direction":"The bigger the key chain, the more powerful the man.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33979,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"That's right. The janitor said that. By the way, the raccoons are back.","text_w_direction":"That's right. The janitor said that. By the way, the raccoons are back.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33980,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Where?","text_w_direction":"Where?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33981,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"I think they run through these panels and then down under the map. I wouldn't know for sure cause I don't have a trained ear. That's why I have to use one of these.","text_w_direction":"I think they run through these panels and then down under the map. I wouldn't know for sure cause I don't have a trained ear. That's why I have to use one of these. [pulls out stethoscope]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33982,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Give me that.","text_w_direction":"Give me that.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33983,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Yep. Wait, and this.","text_w_direction":"Yep. Wait, and this. [hands Dwight a hammer]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33984,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33985,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Go get 'em.","text_w_direction":"Go get 'em.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33986,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"What happened to me this summer? Dwight bought the building, so actually, this has been the busiest summer of my life.","text_w_direction":"What happened to me this summer? Dwight bought the building, so actually, this has been the busiest summer of my life.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33987,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, what's so funny over here? Ha. Very nice. Give me my keys. Ha. Ha. Not. Funny. Jim.","text_w_direction":"[Jim quietly takes Dwight's keychain and starts adding keys to it, Pam giggles] Hey, what's so funny over here? Ha. Very nice. Give me my keys. [removes keys and throws them at Jim] Ha. Ha. Not. Funny. Jim.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33988,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Sorry.","text_w_direction":"Sorry.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33989,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, no. Don't worry about it. I was just gonna put a couple keys on it every day until Christmas. Then his pants would have fallen down, which was a little gift to me, but...","text_w_direction":"Oh, no. Don't worry about it. I was just gonna put a couple keys on it every day until Christmas. Then his pants would have fallen down, which was a little gift to me, but...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33990,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"It was really funny.","text_w_direction":"It was really funny.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33991,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Well, it would have been. So unprofessional, Mrs. Halpert.","text_w_direction":"Well, it would have been. So unprofessional, Mrs. Halpert.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33992,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"I love you.","text_w_direction":"I love you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33993,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Phyllis","text":"Luke? Luke!","text_w_direction":"Luke? Luke!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33994,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Luke","text":"What's up, Venus?","text_w_direction":"What's up, Venus?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33995,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Phyllis","text":"Did you send those samples to Justin at Lehigh Motors yesterday? Because he didn't get 'em.","text_w_direction":"Did you send those samples to Justin at Lehigh Motors yesterday? Because he didn't get 'em.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33996,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Luke","text":"Uh, if you asked me to do it, I'm sure I did it. Yeah, strawberries are ripe.","text_w_direction":"Uh, if you asked me to do it, I'm sure I did it. Yeah, strawberries are ripe.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33997,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Meredith","text":"Hey, turn off the Chumbawamba and scram, twerp.","text_w_direction":"Hey, turn off the Chumbawamba and scram, twerp.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33998,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Luke","text":"You don't have to yell.","text_w_direction":"You don't have to yell.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":33999,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, rude. Luke, I want you to go to the supermarket for me.","text_w_direction":"Okay, rude. Luke, I want you to go to the supermarket for me.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34000,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Luke","text":"What for?","text_w_direction":"What for?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34001,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"To get some ice cream for everybody. It's national ice cream afternoon. Great.","text_w_direction":"To get some ice cream for everybody. It's national ice cream afternoon. Great.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34002,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"And another thing I did this summer, I hired my nephew.","text_w_direction":"And another thing I did this summer, I hired my nephew.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34003,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Having Luke here is a pretty big deal for me, because his mother, who also happens to be my half-sister, kind of cut me off from that side of the family 15 years a- 14. The last time I saw Luke was the opening day of 'Ace Ventura II' and that was '95, so yes, 15 years on the dot. Anyway, I lost him in a forest.","text_w_direction":"Having Luke here is a pretty big deal for me, because his mother, who also happens to be my half-sister, kind of cut me off from that side of the family 15 years a- 14. The last time I saw Luke was the opening day of 'Ace Ventura II' and that was '95, so yes, 15 years on the dot. Anyway, I lost him in a forest.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34004,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Don't bother Luke.","text_w_direction":"Don't bother Luke.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34005,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Why is there a circle with a line through it?","text_w_direction":"Why is there a circle with a line through it?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34006,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"That means don't. Haven't you seen Ghostbusters, Pam?","text_w_direction":"That means don't. Haven't you seen Ghostbusters, Pam?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34007,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah, but it's like you're saying we should bother Luke.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but it's like you're saying we should bother Luke.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34008,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"No, it... Yes, okay, right. All right, yep. My bad. I got it. Here we go.","text_w_direction":"No, it... Yes, okay, right. [erases don't] All right, yep. My bad. I got it. Here we go. [writes \"Don't\" in front of symbol]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34009,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Darryl","text":"Don't don't bother Luke. Got it.","text_w_direction":"Don't don't bother Luke. Got it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34010,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Come on. Okay, um... That's as clear as I can make it.","text_w_direction":"Come on. Okay, um... [draws a circle around \"Don't\" with a line through it] That's as clear as I can make it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34011,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Phyllis","text":"Hey, why can't we bother Luke? He deserves it.","text_w_direction":"Hey, why can't we bother Luke? He deserves it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34012,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Because I don't want it getting back to Sabre that we're yelling at assistants. I think it would reflect poorly on us.","text_w_direction":"Because I don't want it getting back to Sabre that we're yelling at assistants. I think it would reflect poorly on us.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34013,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Who's gonna tell on us? Gabe?","text_w_direction":"Who's gonna tell on us? Gabe?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34014,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Gabe","text":"That'd be hilarious. Uh, \"Jo, they're creating a hostile work environment. Stop 'em.\"","text_w_direction":"That'd be hilarious. Uh, \"Jo, they're creating a hostile work environment. Stop 'em.\"","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34015,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Nope, it won't be Gabe but actually, there is somebody in the office that is very, very close to Luke.","text_w_direction":"Nope, it won't be Gabe but actually, there is somebody in the office that is very, very close to Luke.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34016,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"How close?","text_w_direction":"How close?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34017,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Well, Dwight, he wiped his butt. Is that close enough for you?","text_w_direction":"Well, Dwight, he wiped his butt. Is that close enough for you?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34018,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes. Of course.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Of course.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34019,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Toby","text":"Guys, I think Michael and Luke are related.","text_w_direction":"Guys, I think Michael and Luke are related.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34020,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"No. No, Toby. He's not. Yes he is. He's my nephew.","text_w_direction":"No. No, Toby. He's not. Yes he is. He's my nephew.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34021,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"All","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34022,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Luke is my nephew.","text_w_direction":"Luke is my nephew.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34023,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Oscar","text":"Michael, that's nepotism. Luke is getting special treatment because he's your nephew.","text_w_direction":"Michael, that's nepotism. Luke is getting special treatment because he's your nephew.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34024,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, exactly. That is a very nice way of putting it, Oscar. Mixing family and business is a beautiful thing.","text_w_direction":"Yes, exactly. That is a very nice way of putting it, Oscar. Mixing family and business is a beautiful thing.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34025,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Darryl","text":"What's wrong with a level playing field?","text_w_direction":"What's wrong with a level playing field?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34026,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Do you think they should have had open auditions for the band Hanson? What if no one named Hanson showed up? That wouldn't even make sense. Or what if they just hired the littlest kid and a 50-year-old guy who was a murderer? Really safe.","text_w_direction":"Do you think they should have had open auditions for the band Hanson? What if no one named Hanson showed up? That wouldn't even make sense. Or what if they just hired the littlest kid and a 50-year-old guy who was a murderer? Really safe.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34027,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, man, so many points being made.","text_w_direction":"Oh, man, so many points being made.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34028,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Creed","text":"I couldn't care less about nepotism. But, I'm loving the debate. Great minds battling it out. And I've got a front row seat.","text_w_direction":"I couldn't care less about nepotism. But, I'm loving the debate. Great minds battling it out. And I've got a front row seat.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34029,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"God, when he needed help on Earth, who did he hire? Jesus Christ, his son.","text_w_direction":"God, when he needed help on Earth, who did he hire? Jesus Christ, his son.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34030,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"That's a really tight argument.","text_w_direction":"That's a really tight argument.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34031,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34032,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"But you're comparing you and Luke to God and Jesus.","text_w_direction":"But you're comparing you and Luke to God and Jesus.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34033,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"No! No. I'm just saying, why does God get to do something that I don't?","text_w_direction":"No! No. I'm just saying, why does God get to do something that I don't?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34034,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Oscar","text":"This is hypothetical. We're talking about Luke who happens to be terrible.","text_w_direction":"This is hypothetical. We're talking about Luke who happens to be terrible.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34035,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Well, then, why aren't you bugging me to fire everybody who's bad? You just want me to fire Luke. That's reverse nepotism. He should not be punished because he is related to me and bad at what he does!","text_w_direction":"Well, then, why aren't you bugging me to fire everybody who's bad? You just want me to fire Luke. That's reverse nepotism. He should not be punished because he is related to me and bad at what he does!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34036,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kelly","text":"I would just like to say something off of what Darryl said about the level playing field. That is actually a zoning issue. So, thank you.","text_w_direction":"I would just like to say something off of what Darryl said about the level playing field. That is actually a zoning issue. So, thank you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34037,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Oscar","text":"If there's nothing wrong with this, Michael, why have you been keeping it a secret?","text_w_direction":"If there's nothing wrong with this, Michael, why have you been keeping it a secret?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34038,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Because I wanted you to come to me and say, \"Wow, he is so great.\" And I was gonna say, \"Well, it's in the genes.\" And I was actually gonna be wearing jeans. And I'd point to them, right? No. But you ruined it. So, thank you very much. Here he comes. Guys, look. I don't want you to treat him like anyone else in the office. I just want you to treat him like my nephew. Hey, there he is.","text_w_direction":"Because I wanted you to come to me and say, \"Wow, he is so great.\" And I was gonna say, \"Well, it's in the genes.\" And I was actually gonna be wearing jeans. And I'd point to them, right? No. But you ruined it. So, thank you very much. Here he comes. Guys, look. I don't want you to treat him like anyone else in the office. I just want you to treat him like my nephew. Hey, there he is.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34039,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Hey! Ice cream afternoon!","text_w_direction":"Hey! Ice cream afternoon!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34040,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!","text_w_direction":"Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34041,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kevin","text":"Wait, soy ice cream? Did you get real ice cream?","text_w_direction":"Wait, soy ice cream? Did you get real ice cream?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34042,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Or enough for everyone?","text_w_direction":"Or enough for everyone?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34043,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Luke","text":"No, man. There was no list. Uh, but I got bagel chips.","text_w_direction":"No, man. There was no list. Uh, but I got bagel chips.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34044,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Oscar","text":"Ah, my favorite part of an ice cream party. The bagel chips.","text_w_direction":"Ah, my favorite part of an ice cream party. The bagel chips.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34045,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Clutch cream run, bro.","text_w_direction":"Clutch cream run, bro.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34046,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Get whatever you want, on me.","text_w_direction":"Get whatever you want, on me.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34047,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"You really think you can make it up to me with food?","text_w_direction":"You really think you can make it up to me with food?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34048,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"I don't know. That usually works.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. That usually works.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34049,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"I feel horrible for blowing Jim's prank. I don't know if you can tell, but he's mildly upset. And Dwight hasn't been messed with in a while, so he's become a monster. I need to make this right.","text_w_direction":"I feel horrible for blowing Jim's prank. I don't know if you can tell, but he's mildly upset. And Dwight hasn't been messed with in a while, so he's become a monster. I need to make this right.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34050,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Angela","text":"I came down here to feed the feral cats like I usually do and I found something unsavory in the back of your nephew's car.","text_w_direction":"I came down here to feed the feral cats like I usually do and I found something unsavory in the back of your nephew's car.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34051,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, you know what? Just -just back off! Back off!","text_w_direction":"Ok, you know what? Just -just back off! Back off!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34052,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Phyllis","text":"Well, take a look. It's all the packages he was supposed to overnight. He never bothered to send them.","text_w_direction":"Well, take a look. It's all the packages he was supposed to overnight. He never bothered to send them.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34053,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"All right, those might be his. He might own an Ebay store.","text_w_direction":"All right, those might be his. He might own an Ebay store.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34054,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Yep. That's exactly what my first thought was. And then I remembered having a conversation with him where he was like, \"I don't own an Ebay store,\" so...","text_w_direction":"Yep. That's exactly what my first thought was. And then I remembered having a conversation with him where he was like, \"I don't own an Ebay store,\" so...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34055,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, ok. You know what? This is disgusting. This is like a witch hunt. This is like the Blair Witch Hunt project.","text_w_direction":"Ok, ok. You know what? This is disgusting. This is like a witch hunt. This is like the Blair Witch Hunt project.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34056,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Oscar","text":"Oh sure, those are the expense reports that corporate was waiting for yesterday.","text_w_direction":"Oh sure, those are the expense reports that corporate was waiting for yesterday.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34057,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Stanley","text":"Let's just make this kid open this damn car.","text_w_direction":"Let's just make this kid open this damn car.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34058,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Oh my gosh, those are the pants he wanted to return to Talbots.","text_w_direction":"Oh my gosh, those are the pants he wanted to return to Talbots.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34059,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"I'm reconsidering sending them back anyway.","text_w_direction":"I'm reconsidering sending them back anyway.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34060,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"You get that kid to open this car, or I'm gonna do it myself... by calling Tripple A.","text_w_direction":"You get that kid to open this car, or I'm gonna do it myself... by calling Tripple A.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34061,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Wait a minute.","text_w_direction":"Wait a minute.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34062,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Meredith","text":"I'm in.","text_w_direction":"[breaks into the car] I'm in.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34063,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Don't-all right. Well, ok, you've just committed a felony.","text_w_direction":"Don't-all right. Well, ok, you've just committed a felony.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34064,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Oscar","text":"Yep, here they are.","text_w_direction":"Yep, here they are.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34065,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yep, I just lost a client cause I swore I sent these samples on time.","text_w_direction":"Yep, I just lost a client cause I swore I sent these samples on time.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34066,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"This kid's costing us sales, Michael.","text_w_direction":"This kid's costing us sales, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34067,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"I'm sorry, do you want to try them on again to see.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, do you want to try them on again to see.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34068,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"No, I know they fit. It's not about the fit.","text_w_direction":"No, I know they fit. It's not about the fit.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34069,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jo","text":"Why is this my problem, Michael?","text_w_direction":"Why is this my problem, Michael?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34070,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Because Gabe tattled. I was perfectly happy to just hide it from you.","text_w_direction":"Because Gabe tattled. I was perfectly happy to just hide it from you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34071,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Gabe","text":"Those overnight packages needed to go out, and Michael refuses to hold the guilty party accountable.","text_w_direction":"Those overnight packages needed to go out, and Michael refuses to hold the guilty party accountable.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34072,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jo","text":"Lower yourself, Gabe. I don't wanna be having a conversation with your crotch. Ok, educate me now why you won't fire the boy.","text_w_direction":"Lower yourself, Gabe. I don't wanna be having a conversation with your crotch. Ok, educate me now why you won't fire the boy.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34073,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"You don't have all the facts.","text_w_direction":"You don't have all the facts.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34074,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jo","text":"Which are?","text_w_direction":"Which are?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34075,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"I love him.","text_w_direction":"I love him.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34076,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jo","text":"Oh, God. How far has it gone?","text_w_direction":"Oh, God. How far has it gone?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34077,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"No. No. He's my nephew.","text_w_direction":"No. No. He's my nephew.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34078,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jo","text":"Well, I got a nephew too. But he don't work for me. You know why? Cause he's a screw-up. He can swim in my pool but he can't come in my house.","text_w_direction":"Well, I got a nephew too. But he don't work for me. You know why? Cause he's a screw-up. He can swim in my pool but he can't come in my house.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34079,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Well, this office is my pool. And my house is my house. And I just want my nephew to work in my pool.","text_w_direction":"Well, this office is my pool. And my house is my house. And I just want my nephew to work in my pool.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34080,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jo","text":"If you keep him, Michael, I'm gonna hold you accountable for him. You're on the hook for this kid. You got that? Cover his ass like tighty-whities.","text_w_direction":"If you keep him, Michael, I'm gonna hold you accountable for him. You're on the hook for this kid. You got that? Cover his ass like tighty-whities.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34081,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"I will cover his ass like moss on a Mississippi tree stump.","text_w_direction":"I will cover his ass like moss on a Mississippi tree stump.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34082,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jo","text":"Was how I put it not clear enough? I mean, you had to go and make up your own saying? Deal with it, boys.","text_w_direction":"Was how I put it not clear enough? I mean, you had to go and make up your own saying? Deal with it, boys.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34083,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Luke and I have been working side-by-side as master and commander. Me as master, he as commander. Occasionally he will need a little push, and I will do that, and he'll slow down, and I'll push him again. That's the thing with kids, you have to keep pushing. You have to push them until they push you back. And then you push some more. It's all about give and take, but mostly it's about pushing each other.","text_w_direction":"Luke and I have been working side-by-side as master and commander. Me as master, he as commander. Occasionally he will need a little push, and I will do that, and he'll slow down, and I'll push him again. That's the thing with kids, you have to keep pushing. You have to push them until they push you back. And then you push some more. It's all about give and take, but mostly it's about pushing each other.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34084,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, yeah. This'll be easy. So just, like, rearrange the buttons and stuff.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah. This'll be easy. So just, like, rearrange the buttons and stuff.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34085,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, yeah. Like when he presses \"Doors closed\" the doors open. Or he presses \"lobby\" it goes to third floor, stuff like that. Can you do that?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, yeah. Like when he presses \"Doors closed\" the doors open. Or he presses \"lobby\" it goes to third floor, stuff like that. Can you do that?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34086,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah. Let me take a look at the circus board.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Let me take a look at the circus board.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34087,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Dwight is about to get so Pammed.","text_w_direction":"Dwight is about to get so Pammed.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34088,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, did you SMS text message me?","text_w_direction":"Hey, did you SMS text message me?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34089,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, I wanted to show you something in the lobby. Come on.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I wanted to show you something in the lobby. Come on.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34090,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, that's weird. Just hitting \"door closed.\" What?","text_w_direction":"[as elevator doors won't shut] Okay, that's weird. Just hitting \"door closed.\" What?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34091,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"There we go.","text_w_direction":"There we go.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34092,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Is this elevator going up? Hey, the elevator is disobeying us! Okay, okay. We are stuck. We are stuck. Hank, Hank! Can you hear us? Oh, my God. Okay. Emergency protocol.","text_w_direction":"Is this elevator going up? Hey, the elevator is disobeying us! [elevator stops between floors] Okay, okay. We are stuck. We are stuck. Hank, Hank! Can you hear us? Oh, my God. Okay. Emergency protocol.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34093,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Let's just calm down.","text_w_direction":"Let's just calm down.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34094,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Pam, try and pry open those front doors, immediately.","text_w_direction":"Pam, try and pry open those front doors, immediately.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34095,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"I don't-","text_w_direction":"I don't-","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34096,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Use your talons! Pry 'em open!","text_w_direction":"Use your talons! Pry 'em open! [starts to urinate in elevator corner]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34097,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Ok, Dwi-Oh, my God!","text_w_direction":"Ok, Dwi-Oh, my God!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34098,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, don't look, freak!","text_w_direction":"Well, don't look, freak!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34099,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Dwight, what are you doing!? We've only been in here for, like, two seconds!","text_w_direction":"Dwight, what are you doing!? We've only been in here for, like, two seconds!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34100,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"I've got 56 ounces of fluid in my bladder! And we have to establish a pee corner!","text_w_direction":"I've got 56 ounces of fluid in my bladder! And we have to establish a pee corner!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34101,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"You've gotta be kidding me.","text_w_direction":"You've gotta be kidding me.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34102,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Luke is going to use his laser pointer to point to account setup. You click on that first, then a whole new-Not, no, no, no! Luke, come on. Come on. Not on Oscar's head. Alright. Luke, come on. Stop it!","text_w_direction":"Luke is going to use his laser pointer to point to account setup. You click on that first, then a whole new-Not, no, no, no! [Luke points laser at Oscar's forehead] Luke, come on. Come on. Not on Oscar's head. Alright. Luke, come on. Stop it!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34103,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Luke","text":"What? I'm stopping it. That's what you said.","text_w_direction":"What? I'm stopping it. That's what you said.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34104,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Give me the pointer.","text_w_direction":"Give me the pointer.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34105,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Luke","text":"So you just want me to move it? You're being totally unclear here. I'm just gonna go ahead and move it.","text_w_direction":"So you just want me to move it? You're being totally unclear here. I'm just gonna go ahead and move it. [points it at Angela's chest]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34106,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"No, just power it down. No, no, no, no, no. Not on Angela's boob. Come on. Come on. Luke, seriously.","text_w_direction":"No, just power it down. No, no, no, no, no. Not on Angela's boob. Come on. Come on. Luke, seriously.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34107,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Luke","text":"All right, fine. Fine. I'll just go.","text_w_direction":"All right, fine. Fine. I'll just go.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34108,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34109,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Luke","text":"I'm gone.","text_w_direction":"I'm gone.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34110,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"All right. Okay. Good job. Okay, email accounts. So we're starting with account setup-","text_w_direction":"All right. Okay. Good job. Okay, email accounts. So we're starting with account setup-","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34111,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, my God, is it in my eyeball? I think he's burning my eye.","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God, is it in my eyeball? I think he's burning my eye.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34112,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Angela","text":"Michael, do something.","text_w_direction":"Michael, do something.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34113,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Meredith","text":"Sack up, man.","text_w_direction":"Sack up, man.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34114,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, can I have that?","text_w_direction":"Okay, can I have that?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34115,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Luke","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34116,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, I am going to count down from five.","text_w_direction":"Ok, I am going to count down from five.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34117,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Both","text":"Five, four...","text_w_direction":"Five, four...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34118,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"I'm not kidding.","text_w_direction":"I'm not kidding.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34119,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Both","text":"Three, two, one.","text_w_direction":"Three, two, one.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34120,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Give-okay. Alright, give it up.","text_w_direction":"Give-okay. Alright, give it up.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34121,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Luke","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34122,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"You are going to learn to be more professional, Luke!","text_w_direction":"[bending Luke over desk, spanking him repeatedly] You are going to learn to be more professional, Luke!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34123,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Luke","text":"What the?","text_w_direction":"What the?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34124,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"That's what you're going to do, Luke!","text_w_direction":"That's what you're going to do, Luke!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34125,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Luke","text":"What the hell was that?","text_w_direction":"What the hell was that?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34126,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"I had to do that.","text_w_direction":"I had to do that.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34127,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Luke","text":"Hey, this! Screw it!","text_w_direction":"Hey, [bleep] this! Screw it!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34128,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"All right. Are we good? You're okay. He's okay. There are many different schools of thought on capital punishment.","text_w_direction":"All right. Are we good? [Luke runs out crying] You're okay. He's okay. There are many different schools of thought on capital punishment.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34129,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kevin","text":"That was awesome!","text_w_direction":"That was awesome!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34130,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Stanley","text":"Texas justice.","text_w_direction":"Texas justice.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34131,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kelly","text":"Yeah, your nephew is so lame.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, your nephew is so lame.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34132,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Creed","text":"He's been trashing us relentlessly on Twitter. Yeah, it's funny stuff, but mean.","text_w_direction":"He's been trashing us relentlessly on Twitter. Yeah, it's funny stuff, but mean.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34133,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"You follow him on Twitter?","text_w_direction":"You follow him on Twitter?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34134,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Creed","text":"Everywhere I look it's Betty White this and Betty White that. Finally a kid that's not talking about Betty White. Of course I follow him.","text_w_direction":"Everywhere I look it's Betty White this and Betty White that. Finally a kid that's not talking about Betty White. Of course I follow him.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34135,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Gabe","text":"Michael, you just physically assaulted an employee. Can we talk in private?","text_w_direction":"Michael, you just physically assaulted an employee. Can we talk in private?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34136,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, of course. What is this in reference to?","text_w_direction":"Yes, of course. What is this in reference to?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34137,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Pam?","text_w_direction":"Pam?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34138,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, hey Jim. Some prankster switched the elevator buttons on Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey Jim. Some prankster switched the elevator buttons on Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34139,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"I did not do this.","text_w_direction":"I did not do this.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34140,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"I know. Yeah, and it was going really great at first. I got video.","text_w_direction":"I know. Yeah, and it was going really great at first. I got video.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34141,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"This is impressive.","text_w_direction":"This is impressive.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34142,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Well, you know... they don't call me the Bart Simpson of Scranton for nothing.","text_w_direction":"Well, you know... they don't call me the Bart Simpson of Scranton for nothing.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34143,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Do they call you that?","text_w_direction":"Do they call you that?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34144,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"They do call me that.","text_w_direction":"They do call me that.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34145,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Come on, give me your hand. I'll help you down.","text_w_direction":"Come on, give me your hand. I'll help you down.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34146,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Nope. Scared of getting cut in half. Also, there's pee on the floor.","text_w_direction":"Nope. Scared of getting cut in half. Also, there's pee on the floor.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34147,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Oh! Of course there is. Hey, Chinese tonight?","text_w_direction":"Oh! Of course there is. Hey, Chinese tonight?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34148,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34149,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34150,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"How ya doin'?","text_w_direction":"How ya doin'?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34151,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Pretty good. You must be almost out of water.","text_w_direction":"Pretty good. You must be almost out of water.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34152,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Stop drinking the water! Stop!","text_w_direction":"Stop drinking the water! Stop!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34153,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"No, no, no, no. It's the other hand. Right hand. Yeah.","text_w_direction":"[Phyllis and Andy act out Luke getting spanked] No, no, no, no. It's the other hand. Right hand. Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34154,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Would have been nice to work with my family. It would have been nice if Luke had been able to stay here. But he couldn't. These things seldom work out. I don't know how Ringling Brothers do it. Night after night, town after town, all across America. You would think they'd be sick of each other by now. But, clearly, they make it work. And my hat's off to them.","text_w_direction":"Would have been nice to work with my family. It would have been nice if Luke had been able to stay here. But he couldn't. These things seldom work out. I don't know how Ringling Brothers do it. Night after night, town after town, all across America. You would think they'd be sick of each other by now. But, clearly, they make it work. And my hat's off to them.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34155,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Whoa! Whoa! Hey. Whoa. Dwight! Stop!","text_w_direction":"[Dwight starts aggressively spanking Andy] Whoa! Whoa! Hey. Whoa. Dwight! Stop!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34156,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Gabe","text":"Legal says the best way to protect us from a lawsuit is to call this a stress-induced outburst. You will have to undergo six sessions of counseling.","text_w_direction":"Legal says the best way to protect us from a lawsuit is to call this a stress-induced outburst. You will have to undergo six sessions of counseling.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34157,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"That's it? Really? That's nothing. All right. That's highway robbery.","text_w_direction":"That's it? Really? That's nothing. All right. That's highway robbery.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34158,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Gabe","text":"Good. Well, that's the spirit.","text_w_direction":"Good. Well, that's the spirit.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34159,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"I can do that.","text_w_direction":"I can do that.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34160,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Gabe","text":"And, uh, you will do your counseling right here, because our HR staff are all certified counselors.","text_w_direction":"And, uh, you will do your counseling right here, because our HR staff are all certified counselors.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34161,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Wait, what?","text_w_direction":"Okay. Wait, what?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34162,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Toby","text":"Yeah, I'm really looking forward to working with you, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I'm really looking forward to working with you, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34163,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Is there another option?","text_w_direction":"Is there another option?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34164,"season":7,"episode":1,"episode_name":"Nepotism","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Gabe","text":"The alternative is termination.","text_w_direction":"The alternative is termination. [Michael stares off, considering termination...]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1897,"air_date":"2010-09-23"}
{"index":34165,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Wow. Late every day this week.","text_w_direction":"Wow. Late every day this week.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34166,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"We signed Cici up for this daycare. It's on the other side of town. The traffic...","text_w_direction":"We signed Cici up for this daycare. It's on the other side of town. The traffic...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34167,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Why didn't I think of this before? Did you know that there is a daycare center opening right here in this building?","text_w_direction":"Why didn't I think of this before? Did you know that there is a daycare center opening right here in this building?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34168,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Is there really?","text_w_direction":"Is there really?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34169,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Now that I own the building, I'm looking for new sources of revenue. And a daycare center... Ha ha ha Well I guess it's not an evil idea. It's just a regular idea. But there is no good laugh for a regular idea.","text_w_direction":"Now that I own the building, I'm looking for new sources of revenue. And a daycare center... Ha ha ha [laughing maniacally] Well I guess it's not an evil idea. It's just a regular idea. But there is no good laugh for a regular idea.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34170,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Welcome to the Sesame Avenue Daycare Center for infants and toddlers.","text_w_direction":"Welcome to the Sesame Avenue Daycare Center for infants and toddlers.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34171,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Aaah!","text_w_direction":"Aaah!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34172,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Mose","text":"Aaah!","text_w_direction":"Aaah!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34173,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"You remember my cousin Mose.","text_w_direction":"You remember my cousin Mose.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34174,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Mose","text":"Welcome children.","text_w_direction":"Welcome children.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34175,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Were you painting in the dark?","text_w_direction":"Were you painting in the dark?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34176,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Wait. Is this your place Dwight?","text_w_direction":"Wait. Is this your place Dwight?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34177,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh no. I like to think of it as a kids place. Would you like a tour?","text_w_direction":"Oh no. I like to think of it as a kids place. Would you like a tour?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34178,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I don't really think we need...","text_w_direction":"I don't really think we need...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34179,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Oh... lets take the tour Pam.","text_w_direction":"Oh... lets take the tour Pam.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34180,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34181,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Come on. Here is the language skills and cognitive development area. These are English... uh... letters. I see you found out magical toy box Jim.","text_w_direction":"Come on. Here is the language skills and cognitive development area. These are English... uh... letters. [pause] I see you found out magical toy box Jim.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34182,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"These are actually forks and knives from the break room.","text_w_direction":"These are actually forks and knives from the break room.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34183,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim! To you and me, maybe, but, come on! To a child's imagination that's Mr. Fork and Lieutenant Knife and... Ms. Fork.","text_w_direction":"Jim! To you and me, maybe, but, come on! To a child's imagination that's Mr. Fork and Lieutenant Knife and... Ms. Fork.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34184,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"And a soy sauce packet.","text_w_direction":"And a soy sauce packet.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34185,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh! That shouldn't have been in there. I'm embarrassed.","text_w_direction":"Oh! That shouldn't have been in there. I'm embarrassed.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34186,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Don't beat yourself up.","text_w_direction":"Don't beat yourself up.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34187,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"We come fully equipped with a restroom. Feeding trough, play bucket, and room for a plant, in success.","text_w_direction":"We come fully equipped with a restroom. Feeding trough, play bucket, and room for a plant, in success.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34188,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Who will be watching the children?","text_w_direction":"Who will be watching the children?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34189,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"No one. The door locks from the outside. Escape is impossible.","text_w_direction":"No one. The door locks from the outside. Escape is impossible.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34190,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Prove it.","text_w_direction":"Prove it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34191,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34192,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Were going to head outside, give it a whirl. I just want to see how it works.","text_w_direction":"Were going to head outside, give it a whirl. I just want to see how it works.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34193,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh no, no, no.","text_w_direction":"Oh no, no, no.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34194,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"But I'll tell you this, if this works out, I think we're looking real good.","text_w_direction":"But I'll tell you this, if this works out, I think we're looking real good.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34195,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"I promise you, that door locks!","text_w_direction":"I promise you, that door locks! [Jim closes the door]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34196,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"What's something that you...","text_w_direction":"What's something that you...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34197,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"This is the worst! You are the worst! I hate looking at your face! I wanna smash it!","text_w_direction":"This is the worst! You are the worst! I hate looking at your face! I wanna smash it!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34198,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, you know what? I made a mistake. I committed corporate punishment. My bad. It's over. It's done. But my punishment is ... um ... worse than hell.","text_w_direction":"Ok, you know what? I made a mistake. I committed corporate punishment. My bad. It's over. It's done. But my punishment is ... um ... worse than hell.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34199,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Michael has been assigned six hours of mandatory counseling with a trained professional. I actually have a degree in social work. I mean, I know a lot of people would ask a few standard questions, and check off a few boxes, but I've got a chance to do some good here.","text_w_direction":"Michael has been assigned six hours of mandatory counseling with a trained professional. I actually have a degree in social work. I mean, I know a lot of people would ask a few standard questions, and check off a few boxes, but I've got a chance to do some good here.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34200,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I know what you want to ask me. \"Did your mom ever see you naked?\"","text_w_direction":"I know what you want to ask me. \"Did your mom ever see you naked?\"","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34201,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"We can do this with more privacy.","text_w_direction":"We can do this with more privacy.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34202,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"So you can molest me? Oh, ok. I don't think so. We're going to leave the blinds open so every one can see what a big failure you are. That's the key.","text_w_direction":"So you can molest me? Oh, ok. I don't think so. We're going to leave the blinds open so every one can see what a big failure you are. That's the key.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34203,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Boycott the Steamtown Mall! Everyone, you heard me! Cancel all of your business with the Steamtown Mall!","text_w_direction":"Boycott the Steamtown Mall! Everyone, you heard me! Cancel all of your business with the Steamtown Mall!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34204,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"The mall itself or just the stores in the mall?","text_w_direction":"The mall itself or just the stores in the mall?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34205,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"All of it! The mall, the stores, the kiosks!","text_w_direction":"All of it! The mall, the stores, the kiosks!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34206,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"America is one big mall.","text_w_direction":"America is one big mall.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34207,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Did something happen Dwight?","text_w_direction":"Did something happen Dwight?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34208,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, something happened. Oh yeah, something happened, Jim.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, something happened. Oh yeah, something happened, Jim.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34209,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Well, tell us what it is. I mean, it would help us to get some context so we can get on board.","text_w_direction":"Well, tell us what it is. I mean, it would help us to get some context so we can get on board.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34210,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"You don't want to know.","text_w_direction":"You don't want to know.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34211,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"I'd like you to imagine a place where you feel very peaceful. For me, it's the walk from the yogurt shop to my car after I drop my daughter off on Sunday afternoons.","text_w_direction":"I'd like you to imagine a place where you feel very peaceful. For me, it's the walk from the yogurt shop to my car after I drop my daughter off on Sunday afternoons.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34212,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"I'm glad Michael is getting help. He as a lot of issues, and he's stupid.","text_w_direction":"I'm glad Michael is getting help. He as a lot of issues, and he's stupid.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34213,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Look, I'm not going to tell you that we have lower prices. Is price something that is important to you? Ok, well let me know if anything changes.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Look, I'm not going to tell you that we have lower prices. Is price something that is important to you? Ok, well let me know if anything changes.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34214,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Pam?","text_w_direction":"Pam?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34215,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I can't do this. I don't have this sales gene, or whatever it is. Tell me everything is going to be ok.","text_w_direction":"I can't do this. I don't have this sales gene, or whatever it is. Tell me everything is going to be ok.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34216,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Everything is going to be ok.","text_w_direction":"Everything is going to be ok.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34217,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Tell me I'm good at sales.","text_w_direction":"Tell me I'm good at sales.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34218,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"You're good... you're good at sales.","text_w_direction":"You're good... you're good at sales.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34219,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"The unfair thing about working in sales is that your salary is almost all commission. So, you suck at sales, you make almost no money. I guess that's fair.","text_w_direction":"The unfair thing about working in sales is that your salary is almost all commission. So, you suck at sales, you make almost no money. I guess that's fair.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34220,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Dwight?","text_w_direction":"Dwight?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34221,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34222,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Did you call all of my clients at the mall and cancel all my business while using the \"F\" word?","text_w_direction":"Did you call all of my clients at the mall and cancel all my business while using the \"F\" word?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34223,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes I did. And I'm going to do the same with all of your clients.","text_w_direction":"Yes I did. And I'm going to do the same with all of your clients.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34224,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"No you will not.","text_w_direction":"No you will not.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34225,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh yes I will! That mall is corrupt, ok! They're \"appearance\"ists!","text_w_direction":"Oh yes I will! That mall is corrupt, ok! They're \"appearance\"ists!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34226,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Ok, Dwight. We can't do that. So why don't you just tell us what happened?","text_w_direction":"Ok, Dwight. We can't do that. So why don't you just tell us what happened?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34227,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, what happened Dwight?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, what happened Dwight?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34228,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34229,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"You guys know me. You know that I'm not one for fancy things, but there was this one thing. It was in a fancy store. And it caught the corner of my eye when I took Mose down to the Mall to get his blood pressure at the Rite-Aid. And I thought, you know, maybe I deserve this. You know, I had a great crop yield this fall...","text_w_direction":"You guys know me. You know that I'm not one for fancy things, but there was this one thing. It was in a fancy store. And it caught the corner of my eye when I took Mose down to the Mall to get his blood pressure at the Rite-Aid. And I thought, you know, maybe I deserve this. You know, I had a great crop yield this fall...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34230,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"So what happened?","text_w_direction":"So what happened?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34231,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"I went to the store and I pressed the buzzer, and they looked right at me, and then they looked away. And then I pressed the buzzer again, and they started taking pictures of me on their mobile phones. I guess I'm not the kind of guy that's good enough for precious heirlooms.","text_w_direction":"I went to the store and I pressed the buzzer, and they looked right at me, and then they looked away. And then I pressed the buzzer again, and they started taking pictures of me on their mobile phones. I guess I'm not the kind of guy that's good enough for precious heirlooms.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34232,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"You know what Dwight? You need to go back there, and you need to \"Pretty Woman\" their asses.","text_w_direction":"You know what Dwight? You need to go back there, and you need to \"Pretty Woman\" their asses.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34233,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Creed","text":"We should start our own mall!","text_w_direction":"We should start our own mall!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34234,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34235,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Wait, wait, wait. That's actually a really good idea Kelly.","text_w_direction":"Wait, wait, wait. That's actually a really good idea Kelly.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34236,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"What did I say?","text_w_direction":"What did I say?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34237,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"I talk a lot, so I've learned to just tune myself out.","text_w_direction":"I talk a lot, so I've learned to just tune myself out.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34238,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight, how about this? Instead of boycotting, you and I, together, go down to that store and we teach those snobs a lesson.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, how about this? Instead of boycotting, you and I, together, go down to that store and we teach those snobs a lesson.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34239,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"No, you and I... and I. I'm going to come with you.","text_w_direction":"No, you and I... and I. I'm going to come with you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34240,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok","text_w_direction":"Ok","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34241,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34242,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Did you assume that I would automatically side with the rich snobby shop owner? How about now? How about now? How about now?","text_w_direction":"Did you assume that I would automatically side with the rich snobby shop owner? [removes cuff link] How about now? [removes other cuff link] How about now? [removes tie clip] How about now?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34243,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Uh... what was your favorite flavor of...","text_w_direction":"Uh... what was your favorite flavor of...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34244,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"One hour.","text_w_direction":"One hour.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34245,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34246,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"One hour. We've done one hour. Let's just speed this up, ok? Keep it moving. I want to do all six hours today.","text_w_direction":"One hour. We've done one hour. Let's just speed this up, ok? Keep it moving. I want to do all six hours today.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34247,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Ok, I can't count the hour if you don't talk.","text_w_direction":"Ok, I can't count the hour if you don't talk.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34248,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no! I know my rights! All I had to do was sit here for six hours. Do my time.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no! I know my rights! All I had to do was sit here for six hours. Do my time.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34249,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Michael, it's up to me to check off the boxes, and I can't do that unless I honestly...","text_w_direction":"Michael, it's up to me to check off the boxes, and I can't do that unless I honestly...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34250,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"You know, do you have any idea how angry this is making me?","text_w_direction":"You know, do you have any idea how angry this is making me?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34251,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Tell me!","text_w_direction":"Tell me!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34252,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"I think we might be about to maybe really get somewhere.","text_w_direction":"I think we might be about to maybe really get somewhere.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34253,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, I will. I will talk alright. Be careful what you wish for Toby.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I will. I will talk alright. Be careful what you wish for Toby.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34254,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Apparently there is a famous Hollywood movie from the 1980's, Beautiful Girl...","text_w_direction":"Apparently there is a famous Hollywood movie from the 1980's, Beautiful Girl...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34255,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Pretty Woman.","text_w_direction":"Pretty Woman.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34256,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Apparently, it's one of the best revenge stories of all times, in which this s*x worker, who is the antagonist... That can't be right. Andy? How does it...?","text_w_direction":"Apparently, it's one of the best revenge stories of all times, in which this s*x worker, who is the antagonist... That can't be right. Andy? How does it...?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34257,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"No, no. I want to hear you tell it.","text_w_direction":"No, no. I want to hear you tell it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34258,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok, Um... The s*x worker is denied service at a fancy store because she does not look wealthy. She later returns dressed in all the \"trappings\" of extravagant wealth, but instead of going...","text_w_direction":"Ok, Um... The s*x worker is denied service at a fancy store because she does not look wealthy. She later returns dressed in all the \"trappings\" of extravagant wealth, but instead of going...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34259,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Julia Roberts goes into the store, and she's like,\" I was in here yesterday and you wouldn't help me.\" And the shop girl goes, \"ok\". And Julia Roberts goes,\" You girls work on commission, right?\" And the girl is like,\"Yeah\", and Julia Roberts goes...","text_w_direction":"Julia Roberts goes into the store, and she's like,\" I was in here yesterday and you wouldn't help me.\" And the shop girl goes, \"ok\". And Julia Roberts goes,\" You girls work on commission, right?\" And the girl is like,\"Yeah\", and Julia Roberts goes...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34260,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"\"Big mistake! Huge!\"","text_w_direction":"\"Big mistake! Huge!\"","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34261,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"I was telling that... I was telling that.","text_w_direction":"I was telling that... I was telling that.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34262,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"How many paper supplies and ink cartridges to go with that? Ok, sure.","text_w_direction":"How many paper supplies and ink cartridges to go with that? Ok, sure.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34263,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Window treatment guy","text":"Who can I speak to in this office about saving on window treatments?","text_w_direction":"Who can I speak to in this office about saving on window treatments?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34264,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Erin","text":"I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34265,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Window treatment guy","text":"Is one of you the office administrator?","text_w_direction":"Is one of you the office administrator?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34266,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I am. I am the office administrator!","text_w_direction":"[hesitates] I am. I am the office administrator!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34267,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Window treatment guy","text":"Can I show you a few samples?","text_w_direction":"Can I show you a few samples?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34268,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, we're not interested. We're not interested at all.","text_w_direction":"Oh, we're not interested. We're not interested at all.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34269,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"There are a few ways to get promoted. One is to wait for an opening and apply for it. That's the main way. But this could work.","text_w_direction":"There are a few ways to get promoted. One is to wait for an opening and apply for it. That's the main way. But this could work.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34270,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Toby, can I really tell you anything?","text_w_direction":"Toby, can I really tell you anything?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34271,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Of course.","text_w_direction":"Of course.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34272,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Well, the other night, I was sitting at the table, eating my pen1s... I mean peas. That was weird. Aaaah... weird. I think that was ... I was probed. By an alien life form. An A.L.F. Alf, you know, I might have actually been probed by Alf. You might think he's a puppet. You never see the lower half. But there is a lower half.","text_w_direction":"Well, the other night, I was sitting at the table, eating my pen1s... I mean peas. That was weird. Aaaah... weird. I think that was ... I was probed. By an alien life form. An A.L.F. Alf, you know, I might have actually been probed by Alf. You might think he's a puppet. You never see the lower half. But there is a lower half.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34273,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"Office Administrator. So when did this happen?","text_w_direction":"Office Administrator. So when did this happen?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34274,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"A few months ago. I was talking to someone at corporate, who isn't there anymore, and I think the paperwork just got lost in the shuffle. Can you believe that?","text_w_direction":"A few months ago. I was talking to someone at corporate, who isn't there anymore, and I think the paperwork just got lost in the shuffle. Can you believe that?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34275,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"Yeah, totally. Well, congrats!","text_w_direction":"Yeah, totally. Well, congrats!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34276,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Thanks! Yeah, so I'm just going to take care of things around the office and get paid a reasonable salary. You believe that, right?","text_w_direction":"Thanks! Yeah, so I'm just going to take care of things around the office and get paid a reasonable salary. You believe that, right?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34277,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"Totally, that's great.","text_w_direction":"Totally, that's great.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34278,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I get paid $40,000 per year.","text_w_direction":"I get paid $40,000 per year.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34279,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34280,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Maybe $50,000.","text_w_direction":"Maybe $50,000.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34281,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"$50,000?","text_w_direction":"$50,000?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34282,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"No, not $50,000, $41,000, I think. $41,500.","text_w_direction":"No, not $50,000, $41,000, I think. $41,500.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34283,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"That's great.","text_w_direction":"That's great.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34284,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Before me stands your coworker, Dwight Kurt Schrute. Dwight, show them all sides. Turn around. Now, today, we need your help turning Dwight into a gentleman.","text_w_direction":"Before me stands your coworker, Dwight Kurt Schrute. Dwight, show them all sides. Turn around. Now, today, we need your help turning Dwight into a gentleman.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34285,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"A gentleman who is a rich snob who will go into shopping malls and drop huge amounts of cash on clothes.","text_w_direction":"A gentleman who is a rich snob who will go into shopping malls and drop huge amounts of cash on clothes.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34286,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"Is he still doing his boycott?","text_w_direction":"Is he still doing his boycott?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34287,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"No, this is instead of the boycott. Yeah?","text_w_direction":"No, this is instead of the boycott. Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34288,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"You shirt and tie are disgusto-barfo.","text_w_direction":"You shirt and tie are disgusto-barfo.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34289,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Agreed.","text_w_direction":"Agreed.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34290,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34291,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"Maybe something not so monochromatic. Not so matching.","text_w_direction":"Maybe something not so monochromatic. Not so matching.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34292,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait. Less matching to appear more rich?","text_w_direction":"Wait. Less matching to appear more rich?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34293,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"The glasses are a little...","text_w_direction":"The glasses are a little... [Dwight drops glasses to the floor, stomps on them]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34294,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I liked them.","text_w_direction":"I liked them.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34295,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"I thought they were kind of cute.","text_w_direction":"I thought they were kind of cute.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34296,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah, I liked them too.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I liked them too.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34297,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"I can't see.","text_w_direction":"I can't see.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34298,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Say stuff like, \"Good morning, Good Afternoon\". People appreciate that.","text_w_direction":"Say stuff like, \"Good morning, Good Afternoon\". People appreciate that.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34299,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait, I see you every day. Can I say \"Good month?\"","text_w_direction":"Wait, I see you every day. Can I say \"Good month?\"","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34300,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"I'm telling you how to do this man.","text_w_direction":"I'm telling you how to do this man.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34301,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"If someone offers you a cocktail, accept, but keep your wits about you.","text_w_direction":"If someone offers you a cocktail, accept, but keep your wits about you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34302,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angel","text":"Please and thank you go a long way.","text_w_direction":"Please and thank you go a long way.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34303,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Copy. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Copy. Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34304,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34305,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Please.","text_w_direction":"Please.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34306,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"I think he's got it!","text_w_direction":"[in a cockney accent] I think he's got it!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34307,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"And I was raised by wolves. I was 25 years old before I saw my first human being. Wait, is it a full moon tonight?","text_w_direction":"And I was raised by wolves. I was 25 years old before I saw my first human being. Wait, is it a full moon tonight? [howls and growls like a werewolf]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34308,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Come on Michael. Those are all fake stories.","text_w_direction":"Come on Michael. Those are all fake stories.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34309,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, Yes. They are all fake stories. What sort of twisted mind would come up with weird stories like that? Three hours. We're half way done.","text_w_direction":"Yes, Yes. They are all fake stories. What sort of twisted mind would come up with weird stories like that? [pause] Three hours. We're half way done.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34310,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34311,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, do you have a second?","text_w_direction":"Hey, do you have a second?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34312,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Gabe","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34313,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Well, as I am sure you know, for the past few months, I've been the Office Administrator. Since right before you guys took over.","text_w_direction":"Well, as I am sure you know, for the past few months, I've been the Office Administrator. Since right before you guys took over.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34314,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Gabe","text":"Right, of course!","text_w_direction":"Right, of course!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34315,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"And, I haven't gotten paid yet. I'm not blaming you.","text_w_direction":"And, I haven't gotten paid yet. I'm not blaming you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34316,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Gabe","text":"Thank you so much.","text_w_direction":"Thank you so much.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34317,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I just think somebody lost the paperwork.","text_w_direction":"I just think somebody lost the paperwork.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34318,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Gabe","text":"Oh boy. Can you get every department head's signature on this so I can back this up to corporate?","text_w_direction":"Oh boy. Can you get every department head's signature on this so I can back this up to corporate?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34319,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Yes. Absolutely. Right away.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Absolutely. Right away.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34320,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"You know what Michael? You're right. You win. This is pointless. We're not getting anywhere. I got a bunch of fun stuff, in case my daughter ever comes over. Why don't we just run out the clock by playing games, drawing some pictures, talking?","text_w_direction":"You know what Michael? You're right. You win. This is pointless. We're not getting anywhere. I got a bunch of fun stuff, in case my daughter ever comes over. Why don't we just run out the clock by playing games, drawing some pictures, talking?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34321,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"","text_w_direction":"[fanfare]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34322,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"We present to you for your comments and approval, Dwight K. Shrute.","text_w_direction":"We present to you for your comments and approval, Dwight K. Shrute.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34323,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"Go get 'em Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Go get 'em Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34324,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Wish us luck!","text_w_direction":"Wish us luck!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34325,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34326,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Erin","text":"Dwight","text_w_direction":"Dwight [snaps a picture with a disposable camera, then drops the camera in the trash can]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34327,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Erin","text":"Disposable cameras are fun, although it does seem wasteful and you don't ever get to see your pictures. If it's an important even that you want to remember, I recommend using a real camera. But I don't care if I forget today.","text_w_direction":"Disposable cameras are fun, although it does seem wasteful and you don't ever get to see your pictures. If it's an important even that you want to remember, I recommend using a real camera. But I don't care if I forget today.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34328,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"We can play something more complicated if you like.","text_w_direction":"We can play something more complicated if you like.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34329,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"This is plenty complicated.","text_w_direction":"This is plenty complicated.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34330,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"So you have played it before?","text_w_direction":"So you have played it before?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34331,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I've played it once or twice with Jeff.","text_w_direction":"I've played it once or twice with Jeff.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34332,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Who's Jeff?","text_w_direction":"Who's Jeff?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34333,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Jeff was my mother's boyfriend, who she married.","text_w_direction":"Jeff was my mother's boyfriend, who she married.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34334,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"So, her husband, your stepdad?","text_w_direction":"So, her husband, your stepdad?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34335,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, Yeah. I guess I never thought about it that way, though.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, Yeah. I guess I never thought about it that way, though.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34336,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Did you guys do much stuff together?","text_w_direction":"Did you guys do much stuff together?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34337,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. You know what? He took me to a baseball game once, I remember. It was weird though. They took the pitcher out of the game. I felt really bad, because the pitcher wasn't able to play with his friends anymore. But Jeff said that the manager was making a really good move, by taking the pitcher out. He really respected the manager.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. You know what? He took me to a baseball game once, I remember. It was weird though. They took the pitcher out of the game. I felt really bad, because the pitcher wasn't able to play with his friends anymore. But Jeff said that the manager was making a really good move, by taking the pitcher out. He really respected the manager.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34338,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"It's working. I'm doing it!","text_w_direction":"It's working. I'm doing it!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34339,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"","text_w_direction":"[coughs for attention]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34340,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34341,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"My place tonight. Wear this.","text_w_direction":"My place tonight. Wear this. [motioning to his new outfit]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34342,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Do you have your card?","text_w_direction":"Do you have your card?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34343,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Yes. Don't forget the pipe.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Don't forget the pipe.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34344,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Its really sad that your dog ran away. Why did it keep you from going to the park?","text_w_direction":"Its really sad that your dog ran away. Why did it keep you from going to the park?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34345,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I was afraid I would find him in the park, playing with another kid.","text_w_direction":"I was afraid I would find him in the park, playing with another kid.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34346,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34347,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I guess that's why I thought he ran away in the first place. To find a kid he liked better.","text_w_direction":"I guess that's why I thought he ran away in the first place. To find a kid he liked better.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34348,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Dogs don't do that.","text_w_direction":"Dogs don't do that.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34349,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Right. Why would a dog do that? That's silly.","text_w_direction":"Right. Why would a dog do that? That's silly.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34350,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34351,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"When I hear myself say it, it sounds ridiculous. But I've never said it out loud, so...","text_w_direction":"When I hear myself say it, it sounds ridiculous. But I've never said it out loud, so...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34352,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"It's very important for you to be liked, isn't it?","text_w_direction":"It's very important for you to be liked, isn't it?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34353,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Well, lets not get too... This isn't a counseling session... Ok. Son of a gun. Son of a bitch. Wow! Ok.","text_w_direction":"Well, lets not get too... This isn't a counseling session... Ok. Son of a gun. Son of a bitch. Wow! Ok.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34354,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"I'm just trying to help you Michael.","text_w_direction":"I'm just trying to help you Michael.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34355,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"You. Bitch. God! You're very helpful aren't you? You try to help everybody. Do you want to play another game?","text_w_direction":"You. Bitch. God! You're very helpful aren't you? You try to help everybody. Do you want to play another game?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34356,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"I just want to...","text_w_direction":"I just want to...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34357,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"You are good. But you know what? You can't help people. You couldn't help your marriage. You lose. I don't need your help. Nobody needs your help. Nobody wants it! You can't help anybody. I don't need your help! Am I going to make you cry?","text_w_direction":"You are good. But you know what? You can't help people. You couldn't help your marriage. You lose. I don't need your help. Nobody needs your help. Nobody wants it! You can't help anybody. I don't need your help! Am I going to make you cry?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34358,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Just fill them out any way you want.","text_w_direction":"[tossing forms at Michael] Just fill them out any way you want.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34359,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34360,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"I'll have Erin fax them back to corporate.","text_w_direction":"I'll have Erin fax them back to corporate.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34361,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"You'll do. . . ok. Filled out. Good. Thank you doctor. Take two of these and call me in the morning.","text_w_direction":"You'll do. . . ok. Filled out. Good. Thank you doctor. Take two of these [giving Toby two middle fingers] and call me in the morning.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34362,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Hey Michael, um... about three months ago, I was talking to...","text_w_direction":"Hey Michael, um... about three months ago, I was talking to... [Michael grabs form and signs it without reading.]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34363,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"There are a lot of one person departments here, so, there's a lot of department heads. But I'm off to a good start. Oh, man! If I could pull this off, it will be scam of all scams. And yet very helpful to everyone.","text_w_direction":"There are a lot of one person departments here, so, there's a lot of department heads. But I'm off to a good start. Oh, man! If I could pull this off, it will be scam of all scams. And yet very helpful to everyone.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34364,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Gabe","text":"So, Corporate got your evaluations, and they want me to check, is that really how you feel about Michaels situation?","text_w_direction":"So, Corporate got your evaluations, and they want me to check, is that really how you feel about Michaels situation?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34365,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34366,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Gabe","text":"That is not how it seems to me.","text_w_direction":"That is not how it seems to me.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34367,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"He seems fine.","text_w_direction":"He seems fine.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34368,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Gabe","text":"You marked severe in all the categories, including at risk for homicidal behavior.","text_w_direction":"You marked severe in all the categories, including at risk for homicidal behavior.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34369,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Heh.","text_w_direction":"Heh.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34370,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"I saw a TLC show on Kate Walsh's home office. All corkboard.","text_w_direction":"I saw a TLC show on Kate Walsh's home office. All corkboard.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34371,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"We can do that.","text_w_direction":"We can do that.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34372,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Right in here?","text_w_direction":"Right in here?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34373,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Easily.","text_w_direction":"Easily.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34374,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Gabe","text":"I'm back! Ha ha. Pam, perfect. I was hoping to talk to the office administrator about a little office administration problem.","text_w_direction":"I'm back! Ha ha. Pam, perfect. I was hoping to talk to the office administrator about a little office administration problem.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34375,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"But of course!","text_w_direction":"But of course!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34376,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Gabe","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34377,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Gabe","text":"The problem, unfortunately, is about the office administrator. I have gone through everything for the past three years. There is nothing that says you are the office administrator.","text_w_direction":"The problem, unfortunately, is about the office administrator. I have gone through everything for the past three years. There is nothing that says you are the office administrator.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34378,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"So weird that there is no paperwork.","text_w_direction":"So weird that there is no paperwork.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34379,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Gabe","text":"At all.","text_w_direction":"At all.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34380,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Although, like, unlikely things happen all the time. My best friend, in High School, she went to Australia, Canberra I think, and she met this guy who lived only two streets away in America.","text_w_direction":"Although, like, unlikely things happen all the time. My best friend, in High School, she went to Australia, Canberra I think, and she met this guy who lived only two streets away in America.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34381,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Gabe","text":"Pam, I don't want to accuse you of anything. I just want everything to be back the way it's supposed to be. Can you just admit... admit...","text_w_direction":"Pam, I don't want to accuse you of anything. I just want everything to be back the way it's supposed to be. Can you just admit... admit...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34382,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Admit what?","text_w_direction":"Admit what?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34383,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Gabe","text":"I don't want to say it.","text_w_direction":"I don't want to say it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34384,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Say it.","text_w_direction":"Say it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34385,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Gabe","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34386,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Say that I'm lying or say that I have the job. Make a definitive statement, Gabe.","text_w_direction":"Say that I'm lying or say that I have the job. Make a definitive statement, Gabe.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34387,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Gabe","text":"Statements of such nature, while they have their place, are overused in a competitive business environment.","text_w_direction":"Statements of such nature, while they have their place, are overused in a competitive business environment.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34388,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Great. Well, Let me know if you need a new chair, or anything that an Office Administrator can handle.","text_w_direction":"Great. Well, Let me know if you need a new chair, or anything that an Office Administrator can handle.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34389,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Gabe","text":"Will do... Can I get one of those name plates... that says Gabe Lewis?","text_w_direction":"Will do... Can I get one of those name plates... that says Gabe Lewis?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34390,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Sure. Anything else?","text_w_direction":"Sure. Anything else?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34391,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Gabe","text":"Nope.","text_w_direction":"Nope.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34392,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I'll get it right away.","text_w_direction":"I'll get it right away.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34393,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"The first lesson of watching World Poker Tour at 2","text_w_direction":"The first lesson of watching World Poker Tour at 2","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34394,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Is that what you were here for? A crystal wizard? I like it.","text_w_direction":"Is that what you were here for? A crystal wizard? I like it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34395,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"It is a pewter wizard holding a crystal.","text_w_direction":"It is a pewter wizard holding a crystal.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34396,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Wait a second. You know you can't buy that now, right? And I can come back and get it for you later. But I'm saying right now, we can't do that.","text_w_direction":"Wait a second. You know you can't buy that now, right? And I can come back and get it for you later. But I'm saying right now, we can't do that.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34397,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Because I'm here for one thing. Revenge.","text_w_direction":"Because I'm here for one thing. Revenge.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34398,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"That's it.","text_w_direction":"That's it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34399,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Salesman","text":"Let me know if I can help you with anything.","text_w_direction":"Let me know if I can help you with anything.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34400,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Excuse me sir.","text_w_direction":"Excuse me sir.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34401,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Salesman","text":"Yes?","text_w_direction":"Yes?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34402,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"I was here yesterday, and you refused to wait on me.","text_w_direction":"I was here yesterday, and you refused to wait on me.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34403,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Salesman","text":"I remember, yes. I'm terribly sorry about that.","text_w_direction":"I remember, yes. I'm terribly sorry about that.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34404,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"You work on commission, don't you?","text_w_direction":"You work on commission, don't you?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34405,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Stop, stop, stop.","text_w_direction":"Stop, stop, stop.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34406,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Salesman","text":"No, we don't.","text_w_direction":"No, we don't.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34407,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Did you just say you remember him?","text_w_direction":"Did you just say you remember him?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34408,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Salesman","text":"Of course, but he looks much less threatening now.","text_w_direction":"Of course, but he looks much less threatening now.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34409,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"What does that mean?","text_w_direction":"What does that mean?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34410,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Salesman","text":"We had a safety concern. Um... we very politely indicated that he'd be welcome back...","text_w_direction":"We had a safety concern. Um... we very politely indicated that he'd be welcome back...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34411,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Good Morning!","text_w_direction":"Good Morning!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34412,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Salesman","text":"If he were in accordance with our dress policy.","text_w_direction":"If he were in accordance with our dress policy.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34413,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34414,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Salesman","text":"But the blood stained hands...","text_w_direction":"But the blood stained hands...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34415,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"It was beet juice! I am a beet farmer idi...","text_w_direction":"It was beet juice! I am a beet farmer idi...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34416,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Salesman","text":"I'm very sorry.","text_w_direction":"I'm very sorry.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34417,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Good sir. I happen to have been working a very long day. When I came to you fine establishment. You are such a... I'm gonna... Ok. Listen. You can't treat... Thank you! Good morning sir!","text_w_direction":"Good sir. I happen to have been working a very long day. When I came to you fine establishment. You are such a... I'm gonna... Ok. Listen. You can't treat... Thank you! Good morning sir!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34418,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Lets just go.","text_w_direction":"Lets just go.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34419,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"You made a big mistake. Huge!","text_w_direction":"You made a big mistake. Huge!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34420,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"There it is. Alright.","text_w_direction":"There it is. Alright.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34421,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Aaah!","text_w_direction":"Aaah!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34422,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"That's pretty good.","text_w_direction":"That's pretty good.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34423,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"After you.","text_w_direction":"After you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34424,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"I'll take the wizard!","text_w_direction":"[re-entering the store] I'll take the wizard!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34425,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Salesman","text":"Oh, ok!","text_w_direction":"Oh, ok!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34426,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"You forged them! You forged the forms!","text_w_direction":"You forged them! You forged the forms!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34427,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"You filled them in and faxed them yourself!","text_w_direction":"You filled them in and faxed them yourself!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34428,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34429,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"You remember that.","text_w_direction":"You remember that.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34430,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, but you had me so worked up that I made a mistake.","text_w_direction":"Yes, but you had me so worked up that I made a mistake.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34431,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Unless part of you made that mistake on purpose.","text_w_direction":"Unless part of you made that mistake on purpose.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34432,"season":7,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Counseling","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"You don't make a mistake on purpose, Toby! Then it is no longer a mistake... Gabe. He messed it up. He messed up the forms, I bet... \"I mess everything up so I can fix it and keep my job! Bah! Good thing I'm here cause I do nothing. I make everybody nervous!\" Ah, ok. Got your notebook? Alright. Alright, lets bang this out. Let's do it to it!","text_w_direction":"You don't make a mistake on purpose, Toby! Then it is no longer a mistake... Gabe. He messed it up. He messed up the forms, I bet... [mimicking Gabe] \"I mess everything up so I can fix it and keep my job! Bah! Good thing I'm here cause I do nothing. I make everybody nervous!\" [normal voice] Ah, ok. Got your notebook? Alright. Alright, lets bang this out. Let's do it to it!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1684,"air_date":"2010-09-30"}
{"index":34433,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Andy?","text_w_direction":"Andy? [Andy starts boombox and begins singing 'The Ballad of Sweeney Todd']","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34434,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes! [as other costumed actors come in and join Andy in song]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34435,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Did you write this?","text_w_direction":"Did you write this?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34436,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34437,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Who did?","text_w_direction":"Who did?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34438,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Steven Sondheim.","text_w_direction":"Steven Sondheim.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34439,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Who is he?","text_w_direction":"Who is he? [rest of Sweeney Todd cast enters and continues singing]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34440,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"What the hell is happening?","text_w_direction":"What the hell is happening?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34441,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"We're the cast of Sweeney Todd","text_w_direction":"We're the cast of Sweeney Todd[/b]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34442,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"That was amazing! That was awesome! I auditioned for this. When did the cast list go up?","text_w_direction":"[cheers loudly after cast finishes singing song] That was amazing! That was awesome! I auditioned for this. When did the cast list go up?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34443,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Like a month ago.","text_w_direction":"Like a month ago.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34444,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Really? They didn't call me. Who am I playing? ...Andy?","text_w_direction":"Really? They didn't call me. Who am I playing? ...Andy?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34445,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Two comps. For my lady and her Gabe. It's closing night. Tomorrow we have to give the theater over to the Scranton's Miss Fitness pageant.","text_w_direction":"Two comps. For my lady and her Gabe. It's closing night. Tomorrow we have to give the theater over to the Scranton's Miss Fitness pageant.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34446,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"I am so excited. But I just need one. Gabe can't come. Sorry.","text_w_direction":"I am so excited. But I just need one. Gabe can't come. Sorry.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34447,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"What? That's awful. Everyone's gonna miss that guy.","text_w_direction":"What? That's awful. Everyone's gonna miss that guy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34448,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Gabe is not coming, which is huge because my plan is to make Erin fall back in love with me tonight. Women cannot resist a man singing show tunes. It's so powerful, even a lot of men can't resist a man singing show tunes.","text_w_direction":"Gabe is not coming, which is huge because my plan is to make Erin fall back in love with me tonight. Women cannot resist a man singing show tunes. It's so powerful, even a lot of men can't resist a man singing show tunes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34449,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, who else is going?","text_w_direction":"Oh, who else is going?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34450,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Everyone.","text_w_direction":"Everyone.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34451,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Gabe seemed to think no one was going.","text_w_direction":"Gabe seemed to think no one was going.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34452,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"What kind of terrible rumor monger is Gabe? He is woefully misinformed, all right? Excuse me, clink, clink, clink, clink, everybody. You're all coming to my show tonight, right?","text_w_direction":"What kind of terrible rumor monger is Gabe? He is woefully misinformed, all right? Excuse me, clink, clink, clink, clink, everybody. You're all coming to my show tonight, right?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34453,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Andy, what time's the show?","text_w_direction":"Andy, what time's the show?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34454,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"8pm sharp.","text_w_direction":"8pm sharp.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34455,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"How long is it?","text_w_direction":"How long is it?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34456,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Hour forty-five.","text_w_direction":"Hour forty-five.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34457,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Nope, can't make it.","text_w_direction":"Nope, can't make it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34458,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"They say that no one can take your pride, but the people who cast Andy's play, they took mine.","text_w_direction":"They say that no one can take your pride, but the people who cast Andy's play, they took mine.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34459,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Jim, Pam, you guys are in, right?","text_w_direction":"Jim, Pam, you guys are in, right?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34460,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, we wanted to, but our sitter just fell through. I'm really sorry.","text_w_direction":"Oh, we wanted to, but our sitter just fell through. I'm really sorry.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34461,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Dwight?","text_w_direction":"Dwight?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34462,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh, no, thank you. Last time I went to the theater, a man dressed as a cat sat on my lap.","text_w_direction":"Uh, no, thank you. Last time I went to the theater, a man dressed as a cat sat on my lap.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34463,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"It would mean so much to me if you came to my show tonight.","text_w_direction":"It would mean so much to me if you came to my show tonight.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34464,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"I can't Andy, it's too hard. That's-I put everything I had into that audition. Do you understand that?","text_w_direction":"I can't Andy, it's too hard. That's-I put everything I had into that audition. Do you understand that?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34465,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"If it makes you feel any better, no one who auditioned for the part of Sweeney Todd got that part. They had to bring in a ringer.","text_w_direction":"If it makes you feel any better, no one who auditioned for the part of Sweeney Todd got that part. They had to bring in a ringer.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34466,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34467,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"This guy's like world-class. You should not feel bad. I'm asking you thespian to thespian. Will you please be the bigger man and come to my show?","text_w_direction":"This guy's like world-class. You should not feel bad. I'm asking you thespian to thespian. Will you please be the bigger man and come to my show?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34468,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"I wish I could, Andy, but I can't. I have plans that night. I'm going to see a friend in a play called Sweeney Todd. You're that friend. I'm going to see your play.","text_w_direction":"I wish I could, Andy, but I can't. I have plans that night. I'm going to see a friend in a play called Sweeney Todd. You're that friend. I'm going to see your play.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34469,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Noishe!","text_w_direction":"Noishe!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34470,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"And scene.","text_w_direction":"And scene.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34471,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"Listen, I would like you to take me to Andy's play tonight.","text_w_direction":"Listen, I would like you to take me to Andy's play tonight.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34472,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Please, waste of time. You know what? Let's just knock this out right now. Disrobe.","text_w_direction":"Please, waste of time. You know what? Let's just knock this out right now. Disrobe.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34473,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Angela? Don't like her anymore. Not attracted to her anymore. Just contractually obligated to make a baby with her.","text_w_direction":"Angela? Don't like her anymore. Not attracted to her anymore. Just contractually obligated to make a baby with her.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34474,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Give me the punch card.","text_w_direction":"Give me the punch card.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34475,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"No. If you want to punch the punch card, you have to take me to the show.","text_w_direction":"No. If you want to punch the punch card, you have to take me to the show.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34476,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"That is not in the contract.","text_w_direction":"That is not in the contract.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34477,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"Well, there's a lot of gray area in that clause. Do you want to re-mediate?","text_w_direction":"Well, there's a lot of gray area in that clause. Do you want to re-mediate?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34478,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Alright, fine. I'll go to your little show, but I'm not wearing a cape.","text_w_direction":"Alright, fine. I'll go to your little show, but I'm not wearing a cape.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34479,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34480,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"Dwight and I have a contractual agreement to procreate five times, plain and simple. And should he develop feelings for me, well, that would be permissible under item 7C, clause 2, so I would not object.","text_w_direction":"Dwight and I have a contractual agreement to procreate five times, plain and simple. And should he develop feelings for me, well, that would be permissible under item 7C, clause 2, so I would not object. [faint smile]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34481,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, how are those salads?","text_w_direction":"Hey, how are those salads?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34482,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"It's my own fault-","text_w_direction":"It's my own fault-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34483,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"My parents used to scramble to find babysitters so they could take my younger brother to do stuff. I understand how hard it can be. I just-tonight, if you could...","text_w_direction":"My parents used to scramble to find babysitters so they could take my younger brother to do stuff. I understand how hard it can be. I just-tonight, if you could...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34484,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"We'll keep looking.","text_w_direction":"We'll keep looking.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34485,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34486,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34487,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"I mean, who knows? Maybe I have a niece my family never told me about.","text_w_direction":"I mean, who knows? Maybe I have a niece my family never told me about.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34488,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Oh my gosh, that would be amazing.","text_w_direction":"Oh my gosh, that would be amazing.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34489,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34490,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"For a lot of reasons.","text_w_direction":"For a lot of reasons.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34491,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, I know. Neiche!","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I know. Neiche!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34492,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, hey guys.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey guys.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34493,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Stanley","text":"You brought balloons to a play?","text_w_direction":"You brought balloons to a play?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34494,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"I did, because I am being the bigger man, and balloons are bigger than flowers.","text_w_direction":"I did, because I am being the bigger man, and balloons are bigger than flowers.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34495,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"It's nice, like Up.","text_w_direction":"It's nice, like Up.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34496,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34497,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Usher","text":"Excuse me, are you the guy who did an entire Law & Order episode for his audition?","text_w_direction":"Excuse me, are you the guy who did an entire Law & Order episode for his audition?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34498,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Nope.","text_w_direction":"Nope.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34499,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Guys?","text_w_direction":"Guys?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34500,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"All","text":"Hey! Andy!","text_w_direction":"Hey! Andy!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34501,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"You all made it, thank you so much.","text_w_direction":"You all made it, thank you so much.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34502,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"You should actually thank Erin, she's the one who agreed to babysit.","text_w_direction":"You should actually thank Erin, she's the one who agreed to babysit.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34503,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"She's babysitting?","text_w_direction":"She's babysitting?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34504,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"I really wanted to see Andy's play, because he's so, so talented. But I've been trying to get in the babysitting game forever. The thirteen-year-olds in this town have a complete monopoly. It's almost like a babysitters club.","text_w_direction":"I really wanted to see Andy's play, because he's so, so talented. But I've been trying to get in the babysitting game forever. The thirteen-year-olds in this town have a complete monopoly. It's almost like a babysitters club.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34505,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"I understand. This is, like, huge opportunity for her.","text_w_direction":"I understand. This is, like, huge opportunity for her.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34506,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"This is ridiculous. You'd think they'd discourage people from bringing in balloons.","text_w_direction":"[trying to stuff balloons below the seats] This is ridiculous. You'd think they'd discourage people from bringing in balloons.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34507,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey, I think this guy playing Sweeney Todd is my plumber.","text_w_direction":"Hey, I think this guy playing Sweeney Todd is my plumber.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34508,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"No, Darryl. This guy's a world-class actor. He doesn't daylight as your plumber.","text_w_direction":"No, Darryl. This guy's a world-class actor. He doesn't daylight as your plumber.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34509,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"No, it's my plumber. Says so in his bio. Apparently the director discovered him doing karaoke. It's his first play. He didn't even audition.","text_w_direction":"No, it's my plumber. Says so in his bio. Apparently the director discovered him doing karaoke. It's his first play. He didn't even audition.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34510,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Are you kidding me?","text_w_direction":"Are you kidding me?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34511,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"Shhh. If we don't listen to the overture, we won't recognize the musical themes when they come back later.","text_w_direction":"Shhh. If we don't listen to the overture, we won't recognize the musical themes when they come back later.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34512,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"All right, I'm sorry. God.","text_w_direction":"All right, I'm sorry. God.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34513,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Usher","text":"Excuse me, I think you may be in the wrong seats.","text_w_direction":"Excuse me, I think you may be in the wrong seats. [Jim and Pam move a few rows back, next to Michael]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34514,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kelly","text":"Ooooh!","text_w_direction":"Ooooh!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34515,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"I work with that guy.","text_w_direction":"[whispering to man sitting beside him] I work with that guy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34516,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"Ugh! There's gum on the seat and now it's on my work skirt. I have to go change.","text_w_direction":"[after taking her gum out] Ugh! There's gum on the seat and now it's on my work skirt. I have to go change.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34517,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Too bad I'm not gonna explain anything that you miss.","text_w_direction":"Too bad I'm not gonna explain anything that you miss.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34518,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"Oh, Dwight, just move.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Dwight, just move.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34519,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"His name's Andy. He's a terrible salesman.","text_w_direction":"[whispering to man sitting beside him] His name's Andy. He's a terrible salesman.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34520,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kelly","text":"What time is it?","text_w_direction":"What time is it? [Ryan pulls up a large analog clock on his iPad]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34521,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Shelby","text":"Michael! Shelby Thomas Weemes, the director.","text_w_direction":"Michael! Shelby Thomas Weemes, the director.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34522,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34523,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Shelby","text":"I promise you that if you keep auditioning with similar gusto...","text_w_direction":"I promise you that if you keep auditioning with similar gusto...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34524,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34525,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Shelby","text":"We are going to find a production with a role for Michael Scott.","text_w_direction":"We are going to find a production with a role for Michael Scott.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34526,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34527,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Shelby","text":"Yes?","text_w_direction":"Yes?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34528,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34529,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Shelby","text":"Good.","text_w_direction":"Good.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34530,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Good.","text_w_direction":"Good.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34531,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Shelby","text":"Enjoy the second act.","text_w_direction":"Enjoy the second act.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34532,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"You enjoy the second act.","text_w_direction":"You enjoy the second act.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34533,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Shelby","text":"Have a refreshment.","text_w_direction":"Have a refreshment.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34534,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you. You, too.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. You, too. [steals a bottle of wine from the bar]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34535,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"Come on, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Come on, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34536,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Why are you dressed like a seed catalogue model?","text_w_direction":"Why are you dressed like a seed catalogue model?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34537,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"These are just my dirty old gardening clothes. They were all that I had in my car.","text_w_direction":"These are just my dirty old gardening clothes. They were all that I had in my car.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34538,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Let's go.","text_w_direction":"Let's go.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34539,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, Erin, it's Pam. How ya doing? No, no, don't put Cece on the phone, because she can't talk yet. Okay. No, I was just calling to see how everything's going. Yeah? Yeah? It's good? The play? The play is kind of great. I mean, it's fun to hear Andy sing in the appropriate setting. Now, he's really sorry you couldn't make it, too. Yeah. So thank you so much, again. We're having a great time. Oh, they're flashing the lights so we should go in. Thanks. Bye. Okay, so we called. And everything's fine!","text_w_direction":"Hey, Erin, it's Pam. How ya doing? No, no, don't put Cece on the phone, because she can't talk yet. Okay. No, I was just calling to see how everything's going. Yeah? Yeah? It's good? The play? The play is kind of great. I mean, it's fun to hear Andy sing in the appropriate setting. Now, he's really sorry you couldn't make it, too. Yeah. So thank you so much, again. We're having a great time. Oh, they're flashing the lights so we should go in. Thanks. Bye. Okay, so we called. And everything's fine!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34540,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Everything's fine.","text_w_direction":"Everything's fine.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34541,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"We can relax.","text_w_direction":"We can relax.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34542,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"We can relax. Let's get our Sweeney on.","text_w_direction":"We can relax. Let's get our Sweeney on.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34543,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Meredith","text":"Michael!","text_w_direction":"[seeing Michael drink from wine bottle] Michael! [bottle gets passed around by Darryl, Meredith and Kevin]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34544,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Just checking my e-mails. See if I got any last-minute \"break a legs\" or \"I still love you\" type texts. Doesn't look like I got anything. Maybe on my Facebook wall.","text_w_direction":"Just checking my e-mails. See if I got any last-minute \"break a legs\" or \"I still love you\" type texts. Doesn't look like I got anything. Maybe on my Facebook wall.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34545,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Creed","text":"Unfortunately, in this ham-fisted production of Sweeney Todd, the real terror comes from the vocal performances. New paragraph.","text_w_direction":"[on cell phone] Unfortunately, in this ham-fisted production of Sweeney Todd, the real terror comes from the vocal performances. New paragraph.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34546,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Mr. Todd! Mr. Todd! I found her!","text_w_direction":"Mr. Todd! Mr. Todd! I found her!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34547,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Sweeney Todd","text":"You found Johanna.","text_w_direction":"You found Johanna.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34548,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"That monster of a judge has locked her-. Locked her away.","text_w_direction":"That monster of a judge has locked her-[cell phone chiming]. Locked her away. [phone continues ringing]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34549,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Sweeney Todd","text":"There's a little bird fluttering around. Do hope it ceases chirping.","text_w_direction":"There's a little bird fluttering around. Do hope it ceases chirping. [audience laughs]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34550,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"How is that funny?","text_w_direction":"How is that funny?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34551,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Sweeney Todd","text":"The bird continues to call. Someone please turn off your... bird. Oh, for the love-turn your phone off! There are signs!","text_w_direction":"The bird continues to call. Someone please turn off your... bird. Oh, for the love-turn your phone off! There are signs!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34552,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, it appears the bird was in mine own pocket this whole time. He's gone to sleep now, I've closed his beak.","text_w_direction":"Oh, it appears the bird was in mine own pocket this whole time. He's gone to sleep now, I've closed his beak. [Michael laughs]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34553,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Sweeney Todd","text":"What is the news of my darling daughter Johanna?","text_w_direction":"What is the news of my darling daughter Johanna?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34554,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"You know what? Let me just double check, that bird... Okay, good. It's off. I mean, silenced. I silenced it by killing it. I've killed it! I'm a murderer! Just like you, Sweeney Todd. See, it all connects. Not that I know you're a murderer. My character doesn't know that yet. But I'm suspicious, because of all the razors that you have laying around. And you spend time alone. But you're a barber, so that's legit. So there's that. But...","text_w_direction":"[text message chime] You know what? Let me just double check, that bird... Okay, good. It's off. I mean, silenced. I silenced it by killing it. I've killed it! I'm a murderer! Just like you, Sweeney Todd. See, it all connects. Not that I know you're a murderer. My character doesn't know that yet. But I'm suspicious, because of all the razors that you have laying around. And you spend time alone. But you're a barber, so that's legit. So there's that. But...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34555,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Sweeney Todd","text":"Where is Johanna?","text_w_direction":"[yelling] Where is Johanna?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34556,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"A madhouse.","text_w_direction":"A madhouse.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34557,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Sweeney Todd","text":"A madhouse?","text_w_direction":"A madhouse?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34558,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Yes, a madhouse.","text_w_direction":"Yes, a madhouse.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34559,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Sweeney Todd","text":"A madhouse? Johanna is as good as rescued. Where do you suppose all the wig makes of London go to obtain their human hair?","text_w_direction":"A madhouse? Johanna is as good as rescued. Where do you suppose all the wig makes of London go to obtain their human hair? [Michael tips over wine bottle, which noisily rolls down the theater, and accidentally lets go of balloons]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34560,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Do you think... so you think...","text_w_direction":"Do you think... [bottle rolling] so you think... [bottle rolling, clanking]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34561,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Sweeney Todd","text":"Fogg's Asylum , why not?","text_w_direction":"Fogg's Asylum , why not? [balloon pops, Kelly screams and baby starts crying]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34562,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Sounds like Cece.","text_w_direction":"Sounds like Cece.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34563,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, I think everybody just needs to relax.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I think everybody just needs to relax.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34564,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, my God! Go, go!","text_w_direction":"[sees Erin holding Cece] Oh, my God! Go, go!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34565,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, my God.","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34566,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"That's really irresponsible of Erin. She's a terrible babysitter.","text_w_direction":"[excited] That's really irresponsible of Erin. She's a terrible babysitter.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34567,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"I just didn't think that you guys were gonna see us. We were just gonna stop by and get some ice cream and then go home.","text_w_direction":"I just didn't think that you guys were gonna see us. We were just gonna stop by and get some ice cream and then go home.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34568,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, this was pretty simple-","text_w_direction":"Okay, this was pretty simple-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34569,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Why are you here?","text_w_direction":"Why are you here?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34570,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Really, all you had to do was play with her for, like, 30 minutes and then put her to bed.","text_w_direction":"[overlapping with Pam] Really, all you had to do was play with her for, like, 30 minutes and then put her to bed.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34571,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"What possible explanation could you have for possibly being here? I don't... you know, babies shouldn't have ice cream, by the way.","text_w_direction":"What possible explanation could you have for possibly being here? I don't... you know, babies shouldn't have ice cream, by the way.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34572,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"I'm sorry. I just really wanted to see Andy. You guys made it sound so unmissable, and you set me up with a car seat and everything.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry. I just really wanted to see Andy. You guys made it sound so unmissable, and you set me up with a car seat and everything.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34573,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Well, the car seat was to take her to the hospital, or...","text_w_direction":"Well, the car seat was to take her to the hospital, or...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34574,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, no, why would I take her to the hospital?","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, why would I take her to the hospital?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34575,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"You know what? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.","text_w_direction":"You know what? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34576,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Why don't I just take her home and let you guys finish, and then you should stay out as late as you want.","text_w_direction":"Why don't I just take her home and let you guys finish, and then you should stay out as late as you want.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34577,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"No, we're good. Thank you, though.","text_w_direction":"No, we're good. Thank you, though.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34578,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Okay. Alright, bye Cece.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Alright, bye Cece.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34579,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34580,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Alright, well, we're never leaving the house again.","text_w_direction":"Alright, well, we're never leaving the house again.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34581,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Not together!","text_w_direction":"Not together!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34582,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Boo! Boo!","text_w_direction":"[during curtain call for Sweeney Todd] Boo! Boo!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34583,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"That was more horrifying than Nunsense.","text_w_direction":"That was more horrifying than Nunsense.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34584,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"All that singing got in the way of some perfectly good murders.","text_w_direction":"All that singing got in the way of some perfectly good murders.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34585,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"Where's my car? Come on.","text_w_direction":"Where's my car? Come on.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34586,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Mmm! Fruit is so much better when it's dried. I've already eaten, like, 30 apricots.","text_w_direction":"Mmm! Fruit is so much better when it's dried. I've already eaten, like, 30 apricots.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34587,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Sweeney Todd","text":"Darryl?","text_w_direction":"Darryl?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34588,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34589,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Sweeney Todd","text":"Didn't know you were gonna be here. How's the toilet?","text_w_direction":"Didn't know you were gonna be here. How's the toilet?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34590,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"Silent. Look, congratulations.","text_w_direction":"Silent. Look, congratulations.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34591,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Sweeney Todd","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34592,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"I had no idea. This plumber has pipes!","text_w_direction":"I had no idea. This plumber has pipes!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34593,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, good job. Well done.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, good job. Well done.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34594,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Sweeney Todd","text":"You're the guy who booed me.","text_w_direction":"You're the guy who booed me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34595,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Hmm? No, there were a lot of people booing you. I wasn't one of em.","text_w_direction":"Hmm? No, there were a lot of people booing you. I wasn't one of em.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34596,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Sweeney Todd","text":"No, I saw you, and you were the only one.","text_w_direction":"No, I saw you, and you were the only one.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34597,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Get your eyes checked, chucklehead.","text_w_direction":"Get your eyes checked, chucklehead.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34598,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Creed","text":"Be cool, Michael. I saw this guy kill a bunch of people. Good work.","text_w_direction":"Be cool, Michael. I saw this guy kill a bunch of people. Good work.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34599,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Sweeney Todd","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34600,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"You didn't have to boo him.","text_w_direction":"You didn't have to boo him.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34601,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Well, he was getting a lot of applause, and I just didn't think it was indicative of how people were really feeling.","text_w_direction":"Well, he was getting a lot of applause, and I just didn't think it was indicative of how people were really feeling.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34602,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"How would you like it if we booed you?","text_w_direction":"How would you like it if we booed you?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34603,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"That would never happen.","text_w_direction":"That would never happen.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34604,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"Boo! Boo!","text_w_direction":"Boo! Boo!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34605,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. I appreciate the feedback.","text_w_direction":"Okay. I appreciate the feedback.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34606,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"Boo! Boo!","text_w_direction":"Boo! Boo!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34607,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"I don't like that at all.","text_w_direction":"I don't like that at all.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34608,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Are you ready?","text_w_direction":"Are you ready?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34609,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Yes. Oh, I'm so scared! Okay, kill me! Just kill me! Kill me!","text_w_direction":"Yes. Oh, I'm so scared! Okay, kill me! Just kill me! Kill me!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34610,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Ah! Blood everywhere.","text_w_direction":"[pretends to slit her throat] Ah! Blood everywhere.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34611,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, no. I'm so glad we're hanging out again outside of work.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no. I'm so glad we're hanging out again outside of work.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34612,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, me, too.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, me, too.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34613,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Okay, I kill you now.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I kill you now.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34614,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34615,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"All right, let's do this.","text_w_direction":"All right, let's do this.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34616,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"No, actually, Dwight, I didn't realize how far this walk was, and I-I'm exhausted.","text_w_direction":"No, actually, Dwight, I didn't realize how far this walk was, and I-I'm exhausted.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34617,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"It's okay, I smell.","text_w_direction":"It's okay, I smell.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34618,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"No, no, no, no. I think I just want to go home, but it's okay. This can count as one of your times.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no. I think I just want to go home, but it's okay. This can count as one of your times.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34619,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"No, no, no. Contractually we're obligated to have s*x.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no. Contractually we're obligated to have s*x.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34620,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"Well, I won't tell if you don't.","text_w_direction":"Well, I won't tell if you don't.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34621,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"I will tell. I will tell the mediator. What-what are you... Ok. Oh, was that in the way? Get rid of it.","text_w_direction":"I will tell. I will tell the mediator. What-what are you... [Angela reaches into his pocket] Ok. Oh, was that in the way? Get rid of it. [Angela pulls out hole-punch and punches the card]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34622,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"Good night, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Good night, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34623,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Good night.","text_w_direction":"Good night.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34624,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"These would have been your seats. Best seats in the house. Lots of people think it would be the front row, but actually, right here, this is where the speakers converge, and the sound just, like, nails you right here.","text_w_direction":"These would have been your seats. Best seats in the house. Lots of people think it would be the front row, but actually, right here, this is where the speakers converge, and the sound just, like, nails you right here.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34625,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"This is awesome. Sorry. Hi, Gabe. Yeah, I just stopped by Andy's cast party to say hi to everyone. Oh, sure, I can pick you up some soup. What do you want? That's broth, Gabe. Okay, I-I'll see you soup. Okay, I have to go. Thank you so much. This is so much fun, and I'm really sorry that I missed your play, but next time I'll be there. Or here. Right here, I promise.","text_w_direction":"This is awesome. [cell phone rings] Sorry. Hi, Gabe. Yeah, I just stopped by Andy's cast party to say hi to everyone. Oh, sure, I can pick you up some soup. What do you want? That's broth, Gabe. Okay, I-I'll see you soup. [hangs up] Okay, I have to go. Thank you so much. This is so much fun, and I'm really sorry that I missed your play, but next time I'll be there. Or here. Right here, I promise.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34626,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Awesome.","text_w_direction":"Awesome.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34627,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34628,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"See you later.","text_w_direction":"See you later.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34629,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34630,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"It's like The Hurt Locker!","text_w_direction":"[attempting to move car seat] It's like The Hurt Locker!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34631,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"This night was a disaster.","text_w_direction":"This night was a disaster.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34632,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"No, it was not a disaster. It was weird, but it wasn't a disaster. I think we have, like, a gift bottle of Irish cream.","text_w_direction":"No, it was not a disaster. It was weird, but it wasn't a disaster. I think we have, like, a gift bottle of Irish cream.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34633,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34634,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"We could put that in orange juice.","text_w_direction":"We could put that in orange juice.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34635,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Get it.","text_w_direction":"Get it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34636,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34637,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Let's get our juice on.","text_w_direction":"Let's get our juice on.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34638,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34639,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"Found him!","text_w_direction":"Found him!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34640,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, what's going on here? Post-show blues?","text_w_direction":"Hey, what's going on here? Post-show blues?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34641,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, I guess you could say that.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I guess you could say that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34642,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, I get those every day after work.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I get those every day after work.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34643,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"Your show was really great, Andy.","text_w_direction":"Your show was really great, Andy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34644,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Stanley","text":"Interesting subject matter. I'm surprised you pulled it off.","text_w_direction":"Interesting subject matter. I'm surprised you pulled it off.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34645,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"It was like amateur hour.","text_w_direction":"It was like amateur hour.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34646,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Oscar","text":"It was an amateur production, technically.","text_w_direction":"It was an amateur production, technically.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34647,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Oscar. Enough with the sass, please. God! What is wrong with you? Andy, listen to me. Look me in the eye. I thought that you were awesome.","text_w_direction":"Oscar. Enough with the sass, please. God! What is wrong with you? Andy, listen to me. Look me in the eye. I thought that you were awesome.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34648,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Stop just saying that.","text_w_direction":"Stop just saying that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34649,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"I am not just saying that. You can trust that I am telling you the truth. I booed someone tonight. I have no filter. And if I thought you were terrible, I would have booed. And if I thought you had done a better job, I would be saying nicer things right now. But I thought that you were exactly awesome. No better, no worse.","text_w_direction":"I am not just saying that. You can trust that I am telling you the truth. I booed someone tonight. I have no filter. And if I thought you were terrible, I would have booed. And if I thought you had done a better job, I would be saying nicer things right now. But I thought that you were exactly awesome. No better, no worse.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34650,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Thank you. That feels good.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. That feels good.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34651,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"I did not say that to make you feel good. I just said it. Total integrity.","text_w_direction":"I did not say that to make you feel good. I just said it. Total integrity.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34652,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"Andy, sing us another song.","text_w_direction":"Andy, sing us another song.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34653,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Thanks, but I feel like a loner right now.","text_w_direction":"Thanks, but I feel like a loner right now.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34654,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh, come on, Andy, you were the highlight.","text_w_direction":"Oh, come on, Andy, you were the highlight.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34655,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"Come on, Andy, seriously.","text_w_direction":"Come on, Andy, seriously.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34656,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"All","text":"Andy! Andy! Andy! Andy! Andy!","text_w_direction":"Andy! Andy! Andy! Andy! Andy!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34657,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Okay, all right, all right, all right.","text_w_direction":"Okay, all right, all right, all right.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34658,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"","text_w_direction":"[sings Macy Gray's \"I Try\" and everyone joins in]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34659,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"In the criminal justice system, the people are defended by two separate but equally important groups, the police who investigate the crimes and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories. Kun-kun! I'm just a cleaning lady. Aah! A dead body. He wrapped his belt around his own neck. It looks like a classic case of autoerotic asphyxiation. Yeah, looks like everyone's tightening their belts in this economy. Last time you saw the victim, was he happy? Last time I saw this John, he was-he wasn't a victim, if you know what I'm talkin about.","text_w_direction":"In the criminal justice system, the people are defended by two separate but equally important groups, the police who investigate the crimes and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories. Kun-kun! [imitates vacuum cleaner] I'm just a cleaning lady. Aah! A dead body. He wrapped his belt around his own neck. It looks like a classic case of autoerotic asphyxiation. Yeah, looks like everyone's tightening their belts in this economy. [humming theme music] Last time you saw the victim, was he happy? Last time I saw this John, he was-he wasn't a victim, if you know what I'm talkin about.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34660,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Shelby","text":"Thanks you.","text_w_direction":"Thanks you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34661,"season":7,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Play","director":"John Scott","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Michael","text":"No, that was- I'm just getting into the first act.","text_w_direction":"No, that was- I'm just getting into the first act.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1802,"air_date":"2010-10-07"}
{"index":34662,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Hola, hola. Necesito une bueno worker. Tu esporte! Come on! Que? QUE?","text_w_direction":"[driving past a line of Mexican men looking for work] Hola, hola. Necesito une bueno worker. Tu esporte! Come on! [man walks away] Que? QUE?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34663,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Mexican Man","text":"","text_w_direction":"[speaking Spanish]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34664,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Son","text":"We don't go with that man. I've seen several men go with that man and not come back.","text_w_direction":"We don't go with that man. I've seen several men go with that man and not come back.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34665,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Mexican Man","text":"","text_w_direction":"[speaking Spanish]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34666,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Son","text":"We've lost friends.","text_w_direction":"We've lost friends.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34667,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Mexican Man","text":"","text_w_direction":"[speaking Spanish]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34668,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Son","text":"We don't know what he does with them.","text_w_direction":"We don't know what he does with them.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34669,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Mexican Man","text":"","text_w_direction":"[speaking Spanish]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34670,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Son","text":"I don't want to talk about it anymore.","text_w_direction":"I don't want to talk about it anymore.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34671,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I pick up day laborers and tell them they'll get paid at six p.m. At five forty five, a certain INS agent by the name of Mose Schrute throws them in the back of a van, drops them off in the middle of Harrisburg and tells them it's Canada.","text_w_direction":"I pick up day laborers and tell them they'll get paid at six p.m. At five forty five, a certain INS agent by the name of Mose Schrute throws them in the back of a van, drops them off in the middle of Harrisburg and tells them it's Canada.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34672,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Nate","text":"Hola amigo.","text_w_direction":"Hola amigo.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34673,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Hola, tu es une buena worker?","text_w_direction":"Hola, tu es une buena worker?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34674,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Nate","text":"Si, yo muy bueno worker.","text_w_direction":"Si, yo muy bueno worker.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34675,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Y el accento, donde are you from?","text_w_direction":"Y el accento, donde are you from?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34676,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Nate","text":"Scranton, y before that La Philadelphia.","text_w_direction":"Scranton, y before that La Philadelphia.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34677,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"You speak English?","text_w_direction":"You speak English?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34678,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Nate","text":"Yes, I'm really good at English.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I'm really good at English.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34679,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok, good. Me too, get in the car.","text_w_direction":"Ok, good. Me too, get in the car.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34680,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Nate","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"[quietly] Okay.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34681,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[nods to camera]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34682,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Who's this guy by our cars?","text_w_direction":"[seeing the worker Dwight picked up in the parking lot] Who's this guy by our cars?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34683,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"That is my new maintenance worker, Nate. And you'll be happy to know that he's taking care of that hornet's nest that you've been griping about.","text_w_direction":"That is my new maintenance worker, Nate. And you'll be happy to know that he's taking care of that hornet's nest that you've been griping about.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34684,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah, I got stung up my dress.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I got stung up my dress.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34685,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Poor hornet.","text_w_direction":"Poor hornet.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34686,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I left him all the tools he needs. This is do or die. If he chooses correctly he'll conquer the hornets...","text_w_direction":"[looking outside through the window] I left him all the tools he needs. This is do or die. If he chooses correctly he'll conquer the hornets...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34687,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"But if he doesn't?","text_w_direction":"But if he doesn't?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34688,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"He'll die.","text_w_direction":"He'll die.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34689,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34690,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Uhh, beg your pardon?","text_w_direction":"Uhh, beg your pardon?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34691,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"When did the phrase do or die become so corrupted?","text_w_direction":"When did the phrase do or die become so corrupted?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34692,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Nate","text":"","text_w_direction":"[picks up blowtorch]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34693,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Is that a blow torch?!","text_w_direction":"Is that a blow torch?!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34694,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"No. No no no!","text_w_direction":"No. No no no! [nos coming from all employees]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34695,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Interesting choice...","text_w_direction":"Interesting choice...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34696,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"[Nate starts walking away from hornet's nest, puts down the blowtorch] Yes!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34697,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Very very smart.","text_w_direction":"Very very smart.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34698,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, go away.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, go away. [Kelly nodding]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34699,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Nate","text":"","text_w_direction":"[picks up baseball bat, heads towards hornet's nest]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34700,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Employees except Dwight","text":"No! No no!","text_w_direction":"No! No no!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34701,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"A bat! Impressive...","text_w_direction":"A bat! Impressive...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34702,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Oh it's stinging him! Ow! Ow!","text_w_direction":"Oh it's stinging him! Ow! Ow! [yelling all around the office]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34703,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michel","text":"Good morning Erin, any mustaches? I mean messages?","text_w_direction":"[walks into the office with a large, fake mustache on] Good morning Erin, any mustaches? I mean messages?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34704,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Terrific!","text_w_direction":"[giggles] Terrific!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34705,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"There are many reasons a man would wear a fake mustache to work. He is a fan of the outrageous. He loves to surprise! He loves... other things as well.","text_w_direction":"There are many reasons a man would wear a fake mustache to work. [spinning in chair] He is a fan of the outrageous. He loves to surprise! He loves... other things as well.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34706,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"God! Wow!","text_w_direction":"[seeing a large red spot on Michael's lip] God! Wow!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34707,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Look, It's a pimple Phyllis. Avrile Lavigne gets them all the time and she rocks harder than anyone alive.","text_w_direction":"[shying away] Look, [sighs] It's a pimple Phyllis. Avrile Lavigne gets them all the time and she rocks harder than anyone alive.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34708,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"That's no pimple Michael.","text_w_direction":"That's no pimple Michael.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34709,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You mean cancer?","text_w_direction":"You mean cancer?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34710,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"What? No! Wait, no. Definitely not cancer.","text_w_direction":"What? No! Wait, no. Definitely not cancer.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34711,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"It's just good to stop a Michael train of thought early before it derails and destroys the entire town.","text_w_direction":"It's just good to stop a Michael train of thought early before it derails and destroys the entire town.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34712,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Meredith","text":"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's just a cold sore.","text_w_direction":"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's just a cold sore.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34713,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"It is?","text_w_direction":"It is?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34714,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Meredith","text":"Yup, just a cold sore.","text_w_direction":"Yup, just a cold sore.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34715,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Just a cold sore, thank you. Phyllis, I don't have acne. I have a cold sore. I don't even have a cold. I don't know how I got it.","text_w_direction":"Just a cold sore, thank you. Phyllis, I don't have acne. I have a cold sore. I don't even have a cold. I don't know how I got it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34716,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"I know how you got it.","text_w_direction":"I know how you got it. [smug expression on his face]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34717,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"How?","text_w_direction":"How?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34718,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Michael come on. A cold sore is herpes.","text_w_direction":"Michael come on. A cold sore is herpes.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34719,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34720,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Wait! What you should do, Michael, is have a doctor take a look at it. Because we really don't know what that is.","text_w_direction":"Wait! What you should do, Michael, is have a doctor take a look at it. Because we really don't know what that is.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34721,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Meredith","text":"I know tons and tons of people who have herpes. I have it myself. That's what it is.","text_w_direction":"I know tons and tons of people who have herpes. I have it myself. That's what it is.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34722,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"I never seen herpes on you.","text_w_direction":"I never seen herpes on you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34723,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Meredith","text":"Because it's on my genitals, genius.","text_w_direction":"Because it's on my genitals, genius.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34724,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"You have a pen1s?","text_w_direction":"You have a pen1s?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34725,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Michael, have you ever been tested for STDs?","text_w_direction":"Michael, have you ever been tested for STDs?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34726,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah! My last physical when I was forty.","text_w_direction":"Yeah! My last physical when I was forty.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34727,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"That was like, ten years ago.","text_w_direction":"That was like, ten years ago.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34728,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No! It was like four years ago!","text_w_direction":"No! It was like four years ago!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34729,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Michael, you're at least forty six!","text_w_direction":"Michael, you're at least forty six!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34730,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Why at least? If you're guessing forty six just say forty six.","text_w_direction":"Why at least? If you're guessing forty six just say forty six. [later in his office, places a band-aid over his cold sore]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34731,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Can we please talk about how gross Meredith is?","text_w_direction":"Can we please talk about how gross Meredith is?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34732,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"This is what you get when you treat your body like an outhouse.","text_w_direction":"This is what you get when you treat your body like an outhouse.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34733,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"You know what guys, why don't we just chill out on this herp-chat. Ok? I was an REA in college and I can tell you, number one sexually transmitted disease is ignorance.","text_w_direction":"You know what guys, why don't we just chill out on this herp-chat. Ok? I was an REA in college and I can tell you, number one sexually transmitted disease is ignorance.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34734,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"I guess maybe you should go marry a meth dealer with crabs.","text_w_direction":"I guess maybe you should go marry a meth dealer with crabs.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34735,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"I don't even wanna know these things!","text_w_direction":"I don't even wanna know these things!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34736,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Meredith","text":"Hey guys!","text_w_direction":"[walking in] Hey guys! [Angela leaves the table, exhales as she exits the room]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34737,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"How did this happen, how did I get this?","text_w_direction":"How did this happen, how did I get this?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34738,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Some eggs can rely dormant in a woman for years, they may not even know they have it.","text_w_direction":"Some eggs can rely dormant in a woman for years, they may not even know they have it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34739,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You know what, I feel like one of those old timey sailors. With the eye patch. It's me own damn fault. Woman in every port.","text_w_direction":"You know what, I feel like one of those old timey sailors. With the eye patch. [in pirate voice] It's me own damn fault. Woman in every port.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34740,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"What port? The Jan port. The Holly Por...","text_w_direction":"What port? The Jan port. The Holly Por...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34741,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Don't even! Holly was clean! Okay? If anything I gave it to her.","text_w_direction":"Don't even! Holly was clean! Okay? If anything I gave it to her.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34742,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"You may have...","text_w_direction":"You may have...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34743,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh my God! What if I did?","text_w_direction":"Oh my God! What if I did?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34744,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"You need to contact Holly! You need to notify her, that she is crawling with herpes.","text_w_direction":"You need to contact Holly! You need to notify her, that she is crawling with herpes.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34745,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Okay! You know what? Might! Might be crawling with herpes. I might have gotten it after her.","text_w_direction":"Okay! You know what? Might! Might be crawling with herpes. I might have gotten it after her.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34746,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"You need to contact every woman you've been with, and notify them of your herpes infestation. It's the right thing to do.","text_w_direction":"You need to contact every woman you've been with, and notify them of your herpes infestation. It's the right thing to do.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34747,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"There's no way I'm gonna do that.","text_w_direction":"There's no way I'm gonna do that.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34748,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Then I will.","text_w_direction":"Then I will.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34749,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[makes grunt in attempt to stop Dwight. Dwight hangs up]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34750,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"No, I'm no doctor, but it seems to me that we all have an obligation to the public health to track down anyone who gives us a disease, inform them of it, and take overwhelming revenge on that person. Again, I'm no doctor. I'm just a normal guy who enjoys revenge.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm no doctor, but it seems to me that we all have an obligation to the public health to track down anyone who gives us a disease, inform them of it, and take overwhelming revenge on that person. Again, I'm no doctor. I'm just a normal guy who enjoys revenge.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34751,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Donna","text":"Hello?","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Hello?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34752,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hi Donna. It's Michael.","text_w_direction":"Hi Donna. It's Michael.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34753,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Donna","text":"Michael, I didn't think I'd here from you. How have you been?","text_w_direction":"Michael, I didn't think I'd here from you. How have you been?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34754,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I have a disease, for which there is no known cure, that has been sexually transmitted to me.","text_w_direction":"I have a disease, for which there is no known cure, that has been sexually transmitted to me.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34755,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Donna","text":"Oh no.","text_w_direction":"Oh no.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34756,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I can't even say it. H-I...","text_w_direction":"I can't even say it. H-I...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34757,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Donna","text":"Oh my God.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34758,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"...R-P-E-E-S","text_w_direction":"...R-P-E-E-S","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34759,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Donna","text":"Wait, you're calling to tell me that you have herpes?","text_w_direction":"Wait, you're calling to tell me that you have herpes?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34760,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No, I am calling to see if you gave me herpes. Because if you did I would be able to avoid a lot of sucky conversations. So you have it right?","text_w_direction":"No, I am calling to see if you gave me herpes. Because if you did I would be able to avoid a lot of sucky conversations. So you have it right?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34761,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Donna","text":"Ummm, no.","text_w_direction":"Ummm, no.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34762,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Does your stupid husband have it?","text_w_direction":"Does your stupid husband have it?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34763,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Donna","text":"No! He doesn't. Are you telling me I have to get tested?","text_w_direction":"No! He doesn't. Are you telling me I have to get tested?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34764,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yes I am telling you you have to get tested for herpes. Good-bye!","text_w_direction":"Yes I am telling you you have to get tested for herpes. Good-bye!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34765,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"So long Donna!","text_w_direction":"So long Donna! [Michael hangs up]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34766,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Excuse me everyone, can I have your attention please?","text_w_direction":"Excuse me everyone, can I have your attention please?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34767,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Not again...","text_w_direction":"Not again...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34768,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"What do you mean again?","text_w_direction":"What do you mean again?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34769,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"You're always asking for our attention.","text_w_direction":"You're always asking for our attention.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34770,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Maybe like a year ago...","text_w_direction":"Maybe like a year ago...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34771,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Seems recent.","text_w_direction":"Seems recent.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34772,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"No, that's...","text_w_direction":"No, that's...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34773,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Andy, the reason it seems more recent is because many of us here have never stood up and asked for everyone's attention, and it seems like you've done it on several occasions.","text_w_direction":"Andy, the reason it seems more recent is because many of us here have never stood up and asked for everyone's attention, and it seems like you've done it on several occasions.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34774,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Everyone, I've noticed that we have not been entirely kind to one of our own, due to stigmas and prejudices.","text_w_direction":"Everyone, I've noticed that we have not been entirely kind to one of our own, due to stigmas and prejudices.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34775,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh! When you got your new phone, that's when you asked for everyone's attention.","text_w_direction":"Oh! When you got your new phone, that's when you asked for everyone's attention.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34776,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"That's what I was thinking, you kept announcing scores.","text_w_direction":"[agreement around the office] That's what I was thinking, you kept announcing scores.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34777,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"It's the world's only international sport!","text_w_direction":"It's the world's only international sport! [sits down]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34778,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"This is Holly.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] This is Holly.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34779,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No this is Holly.","text_w_direction":"No this is Holly.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34780,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"No this is Holly.","text_w_direction":"No this is Holly.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34781,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No this is Holly.","text_w_direction":"No this is Holly.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34782,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"No, this is Michael Scott.","text_w_direction":"No, this is Michael Scott.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34783,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Busted. So what can I do for you Holly.","text_w_direction":"Busted. So what can I do for you Holly.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34784,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"I am calling because, there's a terrible crash!","text_w_direction":"I am calling because, there's a terrible crash!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34785,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh really? Was anyone killed?","text_w_direction":"Oh really? Was anyone killed?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34786,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"A lot of people.","text_w_direction":"A lot of people.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34787,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Any nuns?","text_w_direction":"Any nuns?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34788,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Three nuns, from a Missionary in South Africa.","text_w_direction":"Three nuns, [Michael laughs] from a Missionary in South Africa.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34789,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Were they in the missionary position?","text_w_direction":"[Dwight looks confused to the camera] Were they in the missionary position? [Holly laughs]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34790,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Ba na na na na. Hot pizza, check it and see. Ba na na na. Got a whole bunch of pepperoni. Ba na na na na. Yeah, now you're looking at me. Anyone who's interested in entering into an honest discussion about the sexual mores and taboos of modern society will be rewarded with a pizza break.","text_w_direction":"[singing] Ba na na na na. Hot pizza, check it and see. Ba na na na. Got a whole bunch of pepperoni. Ba na na na na. [stops singing] Yeah, now you're looking at me. Anyone who's interested in entering into an honest discussion about the sexual mores and taboos of modern society will be rewarded with a pizza break.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34791,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Do you ever wonder what life would have been like if you hadn't been transferred?","text_w_direction":"[still on phone with Holly] Do you ever wonder what life would have been like if you hadn't been transferred?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34792,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34793,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"We would have twins.","text_w_direction":"We would have twins. [Dwight points towards the corner of his lip, indicating Michael's \"herpes\"]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34794,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"I don't think we'd have kids.","text_w_direction":"I don't think we'd have kids.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34795,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Mmhmm!","text_w_direction":"Mmhmm!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34796,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"It was just for a few weeks!","text_w_direction":"It was just for a few weeks!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34797,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Mhhmm! We would be married.","text_w_direction":"Mhhmm! We would be married.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34798,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Michael, I have been dating A.J. for a year and a half now. You do this you know.","text_w_direction":"[sternly] Michael, I have been dating A.J. for a year and a half now. You do this you know.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34799,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Do what?","text_w_direction":"Do what?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34800,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"You romanticize things.","text_w_direction":"You romanticize things.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34801,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I don't romanticize th- No...","text_w_direction":"I don't romanticize th- [Dwight nodding and mouthing 'Yes you do'] No...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34802,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Michael, you cried at that tagline for a movie you made up.","text_w_direction":"Michael, you cried at that tagline for a movie you made up.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34803,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"He had no arms or legs, he couldn't hear see, or speak... This is how he let a nation.","text_w_direction":"He had no arms or legs, he couldn't hear see, or speak... This is how he let a nation.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34804,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"You made ourselves to be more than we were.","text_w_direction":"You made ourselves to be more than we were.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34805,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"We were more than we were.","text_w_direction":"We were more than we were.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34806,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"I don't know what you're getting so upset about, we had to break up a long time ago, it was a good memory.","text_w_direction":"I don't know what you're getting so upset about, we had to break up a long time ago, it was a good memory.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34807,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, alright I gotta go.","text_w_direction":"Ok, alright I gotta go.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34808,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"Michael...","text_w_direction":"Michael... [Michael hangs up]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34809,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"He forgot to mention the herpes.","text_w_direction":"[to the camera] He forgot to mention the herpes.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34810,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"It didn't come up organically.","text_w_direction":"It didn't come up organically.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34811,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"...to accommodate the, uh, suppliers. Gentlemen! Nice to see you, it'll be just a moment. If you could show them into Conference Room B. The pharmaceutical aspects should be able to...","text_w_direction":"[to a client] ...to accommodate the, uh, suppliers. [Seeing Michael and Dwight] Gentlemen! Nice to see you, it'll be just a moment. If you could show them into Conference Room B. [to client again] The pharmaceutical aspects should be able to...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34812,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"How do I do it? Raise my daughter, work as director of office purchasing for this hospital and release an album of Dorris Day covers on my own label? If I knew I'd tell you.","text_w_direction":"How do I do it? Raise my daughter, work as director of office purchasing for this hospital and release an album of Dorris Day covers on my own label? If I knew I'd tell you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34813,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"It's nice to see you doing so well.","text_w_direction":"It's nice to see you doing so well.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34814,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Yeah I'm really happy. Me and Astrid against the world. We're loving it, yeah. I'm kind of a supermom.","text_w_direction":"Yeah I'm really happy. Me and Astrid against the world. [laughs] We're loving it, yeah. I'm kind of a supermom.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34815,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Bringing home the bacon.","text_w_direction":"Bringing home the bacon.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34816,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Yeah. Fry it up in a pan. Never never never let you forget... I love that commercial.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. [singing] Fry it up in a pan. Never never never let you forget... [laughs] I love that commercial.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34817,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't understand the reference.","text_w_direction":"I don't understand the reference.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34818,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Well, Michael, it was nice to get your call.","text_w_direction":"Well, Michael, it was nice to get your call.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34819,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"We had to come over right away, it's urgent. Michael has something to tell you.","text_w_direction":"We had to come over right away, it's urgent. Michael has something to tell you. [Michael shushes him]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34820,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Are you gonna keep me in suspense?","text_w_direction":"Are you gonna keep me in suspense? [Michael sighs]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34821,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Would you excuse us...","text_w_direction":"[after long wait, to Dwight] Would you excuse us...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34822,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok I'm gonna head outta here, I know you have a lot to talk about. Ok, is there a, an operating theater that's open to visitors? Never mind I'll find it.","text_w_direction":"Ok I'm gonna head outta here, I know you have a lot to talk about. Ok, is there a, an operating theater that's open to visitors? Never mind I'll find it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34823,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"He hasn't changed.","text_w_direction":"He hasn't changed.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34824,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"No, so what couldn't wait?","text_w_direction":"No, so what couldn't wait?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34825,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Am I the kind of person to misremember our relationship as more than it ever was?","text_w_direction":"Am I the kind of person to misremember our relationship as more than it ever was?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34826,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Michael Scott, you are here for a post mortem.","text_w_direction":"Michael Scott, you are here for a post mortem.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34827,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34828,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"You wanna dig into our relationship, go over it, see what killed it. Ok, I'm in.","text_w_direction":"You wanna dig into our relationship, go over it, see what killed it. Ok, I'm in.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34829,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"So, guys. I've been really bothered by the way certain people are getting treated around here, and I just think as an office we're better than that. Ok, now I'm going to show you a picture of genitalia.","text_w_direction":"So, guys. I've been really bothered by the way certain people are getting treated around here, and I just think as an office we're better than that. Ok, now I'm going to show you a picture of genitalia. [grossed our remarks from around the office as Andy holds p a picture of a nude man]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34830,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Andy...","text_w_direction":"Andy...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34831,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"What, is it because he's black?","text_w_direction":"What, is it because he's black?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34832,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Nope, it's because it's genitalia.","text_w_direction":"Nope, it's because it's genitalia.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34833,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Perfectly normal genitalia Tuna. Now I'm going to show you another picture of perfectly normal genitalia.","text_w_direction":"Perfectly normal genitalia Tuna. Now I'm going to show you another picture of perfectly normal genitalia. [Kevin is grossed out immediately. The office is grossed out]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34834,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Am I blocking anybody? Can everybody see?","text_w_direction":"Am I blocking anybody? Can everybody see?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34835,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"It's normal! Big deal! Yeah sure it has some herpes on it, but you know what? It's just as normal as anyone else's.","text_w_direction":"It's normal! Big deal! Yeah sure it has some herpes on it, but you know what? It's just as normal as anyone else's.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34836,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"No! In the beginning we were not good.","text_w_direction":"No! In the beginning we were not good.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34837,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well, there was a little bit of a learning curve in the conversation department, but between the sheets we were like Jordan and Pippin!","text_w_direction":"Well, there was a little bit of a learning curve in the conversation department, but between the sheets we were like Jordan and Pippin!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34838,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Well if there's anything exciting about it it's because we both knew it was wrong!","text_w_direction":"Well if there's anything exciting about it it's because we both knew it was wrong!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34839,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Because we work together.","text_w_direction":"Because we work together.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34840,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"No, ok. Imagine there's a princess, who falls for a guy beneath her station, and the queen doesn't like this at all. And the princess knows that the queen doesn't like it so it just makes her wanna do it all the more just to get at the queen!","text_w_direction":"No, ok. Imagine there's a princess, who falls for a guy beneath her station, and the queen doesn't like this at all. And the princess knows that the queen doesn't like it so it just makes her wanna do it all the more just to get at the queen!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34841,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Am I the princess?","text_w_direction":"Am I the princess?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34842,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"No I'm the princess, and the queen.","text_w_direction":"No I'm the princess, and the queen.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34843,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, so I'm the guy at the station.","text_w_direction":"[sighs] Ok, so I'm the guy at the station.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34844,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Astrid","text":"Mommy!","text_w_direction":"Mommy!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34845,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"Assy! Awwhhh how was school?","text_w_direction":"Assy! Awwhhh how was school?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34846,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Astrid","text":"It was cool.","text_w_direction":"It was cool.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34847,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"What did you learn?","text_w_direction":"[singing] What did you learn?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34848,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Astrid","text":"What did I learn?","text_w_direction":"What did I learn?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34849,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jan","text":"You might have learned shapes, or blocks, or clocks, or colors. Or you might have learned that we're all, sisters and brothers.","text_w_direction":"You might have learned shapes, or blocks, or clocks, or colors. Or you might have learned that we're all, sisters and brothers.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34850,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I have herpes.","text_w_direction":"I have herpes.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34851,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I used to think that she was the one. Or at least A the one. And if I called that one so wrong...","text_w_direction":"I used to think that she was the one. Or at least A the one. And if I called that one so wrong...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34852,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Herpes, like all STDS, is a consequence of s*x. Can anyone else name any other consequences?","text_w_direction":"Herpes, like all STDS, is a consequence of s*x. Can anyone else name any other consequences?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34853,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"It feels unbelievable!","text_w_direction":"It feels unbelievable!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34854,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Ok I guess I can make a pros column. Feels...","text_w_direction":"[writing on board] Ok I guess I can make a pros column. Feels...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34855,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"...unbelievable.","text_w_direction":"...unbelievable.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34856,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"The ability to express love physically. It's a magical thing.","text_w_direction":"The ability to express love physically. It's a magical thing.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34857,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Express love, magical.","text_w_direction":"Express love, magical.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34858,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"It feels amazing!","text_w_direction":"It feels amazing!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34859,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Umm, ok is that different from feels unbelievable?","text_w_direction":"Umm, ok is that different from feels unbelievable?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34860,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34861,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Then I will write it down.","text_w_direction":"Then I will write it down.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34862,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"The feeling of pure risk.","text_w_direction":"The feeling of pure risk.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34863,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"I actually had that down in the cons column, but...","text_w_direction":"I actually had that down in the cons column, but...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34864,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"It's thrilling.","text_w_direction":"It's thrilling.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34865,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Ok, umm. I'll move that. Thrill of risk.","text_w_direction":"Ok, umm. I'll move that. Thrill of risk.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34866,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Andy, aren't there also negatives to s*x?","text_w_direction":"Andy, aren't there also negatives to s*x?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34867,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Yes! Thank you! Such as?","text_w_direction":"Yes! Thank you! Such as?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34868,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Unplanned pregnancy.","text_w_direction":"Unplanned pregnancy.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34869,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Yes, unplanned pregnancy.","text_w_direction":"Yes, unplanned pregnancy.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34870,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Like Jim and Pam, say whaaat?","text_w_direction":"Like Jim and Pam, say whaaat?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34871,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Just admit that your baby was a mistake.","text_w_direction":"Just admit that your baby was a mistake.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34872,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Hey! Our baby was not a mistake. She was a surprise.","text_w_direction":"Hey! Our baby was not a mistake. She was a surprise.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34873,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Good!","text_w_direction":"Good!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34874,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"I'm sure they don't regret having their child, let's move it to the pros.","text_w_direction":"I'm sure they don't regret having their child, let's move it to the pros.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34875,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim and Pam","text":"Thank you!","text_w_direction":"Thank you!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34876,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Ok, unplanned pregnancy, going in the pros column.","text_w_direction":"Ok, unplanned pregnancy, going in the pros column.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34877,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Next stop is Helene. You're gonna wanna make a left on Willow, which is a little ways away, uh. I'll remind you.","text_w_direction":"Next stop is Helene. You're gonna wanna make a left on Willow, which is a little ways away, uh. I'll remind you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34878,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You know, I don't know if I trust Jan's judgment. She...","text_w_direction":"You know, I don't know if I trust Jan's judgment. She...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34879,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Jan knows paper.","text_w_direction":"Jan knows paper.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34880,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No, I'm not talking about paper. Relationships, they have the ability to point out if the man is making a bigger deal out of something that is really there.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm not talking about paper. Relationships, they have the ability to point out if the man is making a bigger deal out of something that is really there.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34881,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait, what Holly said?","text_w_direction":"Wait, what Holly said?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34882,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, I don't...","text_w_direction":"Yes, I don't...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34883,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Forget it Michael! Today is about herpes.","text_w_direction":"Forget it Michael! Today is about herpes.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34884,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I know, I know.","text_w_direction":"I know, I know.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34885,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Who gave it to you, who has it, and who is going to pay.","text_w_direction":"Who gave it to you, who has it, and who is going to pay.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34886,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Got it.","text_w_direction":"Got it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34887,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"TO answer your question about Jan, no. Jan is insane. Why do you think I got- LEFT, WILLOW NOW!","text_w_direction":"TO answer your question about Jan, no. Jan is insane. Why do you think I got- LEFT, WILLOW NOW!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34888,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I'M TRYING! GOD!","text_w_direction":"I'M TRYING! GOD!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34889,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hi stranger! Long time!","text_w_direction":"[walks into park with Dwight] Hi stranger! Long time!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34890,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Old Woman","text":"Who are you?","text_w_direction":"Who are you?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34891,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I'm Michael. We dated for a while.","text_w_direction":"I'm Michael. We dated for a while.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34892,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Old Woman","text":"I don't think so...","text_w_direction":"I don't think so...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34893,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Helene","text":"Michael?","text_w_direction":"Michael?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34894,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh hey! Dwight, would you take my grandmother for a walk while I talk to Helene?","text_w_direction":"Oh hey! Dwight, would you take my grandmother for a walk while I talk to Helene?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34895,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Come on old lady. Let's go.","text_w_direction":"Come on old lady. Let's go.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34896,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Old Woman","text":"What is happening?","text_w_direction":"What is happening? [Dwight shushes her]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34897,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Come on.","text_w_direction":"Come on.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34898,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Who can tell me what the safest form of s*x is?","text_w_direction":"Who can tell me what the safest form of s*x is?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34899,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Condoms.","text_w_direction":"Condoms.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34900,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Incorrect, the only true form of safe s*x, ok? Abstinence.","text_w_direction":"Incorrect, the only true form of safe s*x, ok? Abstinence.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34901,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Ohh. Ok. I didn't realize we were doing trick questions. What's the safest way to go skiing? Don't ski!","text_w_direction":"Ohh. Ok. I didn't realize we were doing trick questions. What's the safest way to go skiing? Don't ski! [office laughs]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34902,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"I just thought I'd bring it up in case someone in here was practicing abstinence. That's all. Anybody?","text_w_direction":"I just thought I'd bring it up in case someone in here was practicing abstinence. That's all. Anybody?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34903,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Andy that's way too personal of a question.","text_w_direction":"Andy that's way too personal of a question.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34904,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Well someone could answer if they want to. Ok, in that case I will now show you how to put this condom on... using this pencil.","text_w_direction":"Well someone could answer if they want to. [looks at Erin hopefully] Ok, in that case I will now show you how to put this condom on... using this pencil. [Stanley laughs]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34905,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34906,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Why would you choose a pencil Andy?","text_w_direction":"Why would you choose a pencil Andy?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34907,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Well I'm not gonna use my pen1s, Oscar! It's not exactly hard right now anyway.","text_w_direction":"Well I'm not gonna use my pen1s, Oscar! It's not exactly hard right now anyway.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34908,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Meredith","text":"Come on, give it a rest pencil dick.","text_w_direction":"Come on, give it a rest pencil dick.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34909,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"I'm doing this for you Meredith!","text_w_direction":"I'm doing this for you Meredith!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34910,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Meredith","text":"I didn't want you it!","text_w_direction":"I didn't want you it!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34911,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Well did you h- di- GAH! Does no one appreciate what I'm doing right now?!","text_w_direction":"Well did you h- di- GAH! Does no one appreciate what I'm doing right now?! [throws pizza box at painting and leaves]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34912,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Helene","text":"It'll go away in time just don't touch it.","text_w_direction":"It'll go away in time just don't touch it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34913,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Did I make more of what we had then what was really there?","text_w_direction":"Did I make more of what we had then what was really there?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34914,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Helene","text":"What did you think we were?","text_w_direction":"What did you think we were?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34915,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Just a quirky indie movie weird sort of thing, breaking all the rules. But had to end, because the summer was over. For you...","text_w_direction":"Just a quirky indie movie weird sort of thing, breaking all the rules. But had to end, because the summer was over. For you...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34916,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Helene","text":"I think for you to have come here even expecting that we can have a conversation like this show's ho-how self deluded you are! Michael, your memory has failed you greatly.","text_w_direction":"I think for you to have come here even expecting that we can have a conversation like this show's ho-how self deluded you are! Michael, your memory has failed you greatly.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34917,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Jerk.","text_w_direction":"Jerk. [walks off]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34918,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael!","text_w_direction":"Michael! [attempting to get out of the car on the side in which Michael parked too close to a bush. Michael ignores him and walks into a building.]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34919,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Carroll","text":"So this is the chef's kitchen, which makes it perfect for real entertainers.","text_w_direction":"So this is the chef's kitchen, which makes it perfect for real entertainers.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34920,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Real entertainers, like Billy Joel.","text_w_direction":"Real entertainers, like Billy Joel.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34921,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Carroll","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34922,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Carroll, how are you?","text_w_direction":"Carroll, how are you?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34923,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Carroll","text":"I'm great! How are you?","text_w_direction":"I'm great! How are you?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34924,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I'm great! I saw your-your sign outside. And I decided, I'm going to pull in, and maybe buy a house from her.","text_w_direction":"I'm great! I saw your-your sign outside. And I decided, I'm going to pull in, and maybe buy a house from her.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34925,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Carroll","text":"You didn't call my office and ask where I was?","text_w_direction":"You didn't call my office and ask where I was?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34926,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34927,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Carroll","text":"Because the receptionist told me a man called but he only said he was my ex-lover.","text_w_direction":"Because the receptionist told me a man called but he only said he was my ex-lover.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34928,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Weird...","text_w_direction":"Weird...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34929,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Carroll","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34930,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"He sounds like a nice guy.","text_w_direction":"He sounds like a nice guy.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34931,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"I don't know, I mean people were being really mean to Meredith.","text_w_direction":"I don't know, I mean people were being really mean to Meredith.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34932,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Gabe","text":"This wasn't really about Meredith was it. You and Erin are broken up.","text_w_direction":"This wasn't really about Meredith was it. You and Erin are broken up.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34933,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"How is that relevant to anything?","text_w_direction":"How is that relevant to anything?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34934,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Gabe","text":"I asked you if it was ok if I asked her out. You said, and I quote, 'My good sir! Nothing would make me happier than to hand you the hand of the hand once in my hand.' I specifically remember it because you said it in such a weird way.","text_w_direction":"I asked you if it was ok if I asked her out. You said, and I quote, 'My good sir! Nothing would make me happier than to hand you the hand of the hand once in my hand.' I specifically remember it because you said it in such a weird way.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34935,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"The only reason I said that is because you asked me so politely! It was very difficult for me to say no.","text_w_direction":"The only reason I said that is because you asked me so politely! It was very difficult for me to say no.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34936,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Gabe","text":"I'll let this slide, but I expect you to put this whole Erin thing behind you.","text_w_direction":"I'll let this slide, but I expect you to put this whole Erin thing behind you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34937,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oh wow another living room!","text_w_direction":"Oh wow another living room!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34938,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Carroll","text":"It's a family room.","text_w_direction":"It's a family room.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34939,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You put the TV here, you put the family over here.","text_w_direction":"You put the TV here, you put the family over here.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34940,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Carroll","text":"Michael why are you here?","text_w_direction":"Michael why are you here?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34941,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Someone told me that I romanticize relationships","text_w_direction":"Someone told me that I romanticize relationships","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34942,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Carroll","text":"You know, we all do that.","text_w_direction":"You know, we all do that.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34943,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I have herpes.","text_w_direction":"I have herpes.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34944,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Carroll","text":"What? Did you have that while we were together?","text_w_direction":"What? Did you have that while we were together?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34945,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I just found out today. It's, uh, right there.","text_w_direction":"I just found out today. It's, uh, right there.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34946,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Carroll","text":"Oh! Oh, that's what you're talking about?","text_w_direction":"Oh! Oh, that's what you're talking about?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34947,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Mmhmm, I'm sorry.","text_w_direction":"Mmhmm, I'm sorry.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34948,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Carroll","text":"Did the doctor check it out?","text_w_direction":"Did the doctor check it out?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34949,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I'm between specialists right now.","text_w_direction":"I'm between specialists right now.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34950,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Carroll","text":"Yes, yes Michael. Actually you do make a bigger deal out of things than you need to. You proposed to me on our fourth date.","text_w_direction":"Yes, yes Michael. Actually you do make a bigger deal out of things than you need to. You proposed to me on our fourth date.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34951,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Well I believe in love at first sight.","text_w_direction":"Well I believe in love at first sight.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34952,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Carrol","text":"Well so do I, but we didn't love each other at first either. I don't know what you were thinking!","text_w_direction":"Well so do I, but we didn't love each other at first either. I don't know what you were thinking!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34953,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I knew what I was thinking at the time, but right now it just seems ridiculous.","text_w_direction":"I knew what I was thinking at the time, but right now it just seems ridiculous.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34954,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Excuse me, someone died in the upstairs bathroom didn't they?","text_w_direction":"[walking downstairs] Excuse me, someone died in the upstairs bathroom didn't they?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34955,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Carroll","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34956,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"We should schedule meetings, because the days can slip away with chit-chat. Are you crying?","text_w_direction":"[Andy walks in Darryl's office] We should schedule meetings, because the days can slip away with chit-chat. Are you crying?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34957,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"No I'm just sweating.","text_w_direction":"No I'm just sweating.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34958,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"I don't know who's got you upset but my advice is stop crying.","text_w_direction":"I don't know who's got you upset but my advice is stop crying.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34959,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"I'm not crying I'm just sweating.","text_w_direction":"I'm not crying I'm just sweating.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34960,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Look you need to pick yourself up. Man up, alright? You will win this in the end. It's all about heart, and character. Be your best self.","text_w_direction":"Look you need to pick yourself up. Man up, alright? You will win this in the end. It's all about heart, and character. Be your best self.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34961,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34962,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34963,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"I have no idea what his problem is, that's just my standard advice. It's good advice right?","text_w_direction":"I have no idea what his problem is, that's just my standard advice. It's good advice right?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34964,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Holly","text":"This is Holly Flax, I can't come to the phone right now but please leave a message after the sound of the tiny truck backing up.","text_w_direction":"[on answering machine] This is Holly Flax, I can't come to the phone right now but please leave a message after the sound of the tiny truck backing up. [BEEP]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34965,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hi Holly it's Michael, I just wanted to call and let you know that I was thinking about what you said. It's just. You know? It's weird. Today I ended up seeing a lot of women that I used to date, and in my mind they were all great. And then when I actually saw them, it was mostly a freak show. And you and me, that must have been a real train wreck. You know what, Holly? You're wrong. You are wrong. I remember every second of us. And talking to them today, I don't feel for them anything like what I feel for you. I didn't joke with any of them, I joked with you. You are the only one who was actually happy to hear from me. And I don't know why you downgraded what we had but I did not make us up. Ok. Oh, wait, and you should talk to a doctor because you might have herpes. Bye.","text_w_direction":"Hi Holly it's Michael, I just wanted to call and let you know that I was thinking about what you said. It's just. You know? It's weird. Today I ended up seeing a lot of women that I used to date, and in my mind they were all great. And then when I actually saw them, it was mostly a freak show. And you and me, that must have been a real train wreck. You know what, Holly? You're wrong. You are wrong. I remember every second of us. And talking to them today, I don't feel for them anything like what I feel for you. I didn't joke with any of them, I joked with you. You are the only one who was actually happy to hear from me. And I don't know why you downgraded what we had but I did not make us up. Ok. Oh, wait, and you should talk to a doctor because you might have herpes. Bye.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34966,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"What is this about?","text_w_direction":"What is this about?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34967,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oscar, we once sucked face in public. As part of an office presentation to destroy the stigma of gay kissing. Do you recall?","text_w_direction":"Oscar, we once sucked face in public. As part of an office presentation to destroy the stigma of gay kissing. Do you recall?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34968,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34969,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"You may have given me a sexually transmitted disease.","text_w_direction":"You may have given me a sexually transmitted disease.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34970,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34971,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Herpes duplex.","text_w_direction":"Herpes duplex.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34972,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"It was probably just an ingrown mustache hair but we have to be exhaustive.","text_w_direction":"It was probably just an ingrown mustache hair but we have to be exhaustive.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34973,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I have already contacted all of my ex-lovers except for you.","text_w_direction":"I have already contacted all of my ex-lovers except for you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34974,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"We were never lovers!","text_w_direction":"We were never lovers!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34975,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm gonna need a list of every man you've ever had s*x with. I'm talking train stations, men's rooms...","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna need a list of every man you've ever had s*x with. I'm talking train stations, men's rooms...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34976,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Flower shops, fireworks celebrations...","text_w_direction":"Flower shops, fireworks celebrations...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34977,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Fence with a hole in it..","text_w_direction":"Fence with a hole in it..","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34978,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Moolit Gandala, carrage drive through Central Park...","text_w_direction":"Moolit Gandala, carrage drive through Central Park...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34979,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"The woods behind the liquor store, the swamp behind the old folk's home.","text_w_direction":"The woods behind the liquor store, the swamp behind the old folk's home.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34980,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"An electric car dealership.","text_w_direction":"An electric car dealership. [Oscar gets up and starts leaving]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34981,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"The democratic primaries,","text_w_direction":"The democratic primaries,","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34982,"season":7,"episode":4,"episode_name":"s*x Ed","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Oscar! Think abou- Think!","text_w_direction":"Oscar! Think abou- Think! [door slams]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1650,"air_date":"2010-10-14"}
{"index":34983,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Look at that.","text_w_direction":"Look at that.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":34984,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Huh?","text_w_direction":"Huh?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":34985,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Nice!","text_w_direction":"Nice!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":34986,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"I love cycling. Andy, I feel like a tourist in my own city. I literally can't wait to wake up every morning.","text_w_direction":"I love cycling. Andy, I feel like a tourist in my own city. I literally can't wait to wake up every morning.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":34987,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":34988,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"She is a beaut!","text_w_direction":"She is a beaut!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":34989,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Can't beat a horse. A horse is a bike that peddles itself.","text_w_direction":"Can't beat a horse. A horse is a bike that peddles itself.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":34990,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Yes, it is.","text_w_direction":"Yes, it is.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":34991,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, look at that. Smooth roll.","text_w_direction":"Oh, look at that. [pushing bike] Smooth roll.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":34992,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":34993,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"You got it! Lance Armstrong's Bike!","text_w_direction":"You got it! Lance Armstrong's Bike!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":34994,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":34995,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"His ass was on that seat? All right!","text_w_direction":"His ass was on that seat? All right!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":34996,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Nice.","text_w_direction":"Nice.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":34997,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"No, Meredith, that's not his actual bicycle, but it is the same exact model he uses.","text_w_direction":"No, Meredith, that's not his actual bicycle, but it is the same exact model he uses.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":34998,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"I'm on Sheryl Crow's side in that whole thing, so I feel really weird right now.","text_w_direction":"I'm on Sheryl Crow's side in that whole thing, so I feel really weird right now.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":34999,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Michael!","text_w_direction":"[crashing sound] Michael!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35000,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, god!","text_w_direction":"Oh, god!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35001,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Oh...","text_w_direction":"Oh...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35002,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, I can ride a bike. I take spinning classes three times a month. I think I know how to ride a bike.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I can ride a bike. I take spinning classes three times a month. I think I know how to ride a bike.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35003,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Are you sure you once knew how to do this?","text_w_direction":"Are you sure you once knew how to do this?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35004,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I did, yes! I had those extra wheels on the back...that support you. Mi-chael! Mi-chael!","text_w_direction":"I did, yes! I had those extra wheels on the back...that support you. [Pam and Jim begin wheeling him] Mi-chael! Mi-chael!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35005,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"All","text":"Mi-chael! Mi-chael! Mi-chael! Mi-chael!","text_w_direction":"[chanting] Mi-chael! Mi-chael! Mi-chael! Mi-chael!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35006,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35007,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Come on, Michael! Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Come on, Michael! Yeah!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35008,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Just steer more now.","text_w_direction":"Just steer more now.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35009,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, my god!","text_w_direction":"[crashes into Jim and Pam's parked car] Oh, my god!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35010,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Not the car!","text_w_direction":"Not the car!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35011,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No! No!","text_w_direction":"No! No!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35012,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Ow! You never forget. Whoo!","text_w_direction":"Ow! [grunts, stumbles to his feet] You never forget. Whoo!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35013,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"How do I look?","text_w_direction":"How do I look?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35014,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Amazing. How do I look?","text_w_direction":"Amazing. How do I look?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35015,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Normal. Ugly.","text_w_direction":"Normal. Ugly.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35016,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Well, I do the best with what I've got. Let's go.","text_w_direction":"Well, I do the best with what I've got. Let's go.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35017,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Alright. Wait, wait, wait, wait for me! It's weird if I come in slightly after.","text_w_direction":"Alright. Wait, wait, wait, wait for me! It's weird if I come in slightly after.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35018,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"We have a big meeting with the chief buyer for Frames Select, Steve Nash.","text_w_direction":"We have a big meeting with the chief buyer for Frames Select, Steve Nash.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35019,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"He's not the Steve Nash. He's big though. He's kind of like...Scranton's Steve Nash.","text_w_direction":"He's not the Steve Nash. He's big though. He's kind of like...Scranton's Steve Nash.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35020,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Will you stop trying to put it in terms you think they'll understand? It's condescending.","text_w_direction":"Will you stop trying to put it in terms you think they'll understand? It's condescending.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35021,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I'm not doing that. I'm just explaining.","text_w_direction":"I'm not doing that. I'm just explaining.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35022,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"And who is this \"the\" Steve Nash?","text_w_direction":"And who is this \"the\" Steve Nash?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35023,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Phoenix Sun's point guard?","text_w_direction":"Phoenix Sun's point guard?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35024,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35025,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No? Nothin'?","text_w_direction":"No? Nothin'?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35026,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"No, Mr. Jock Hipster.","text_w_direction":"No, Mr. Jock Hipster.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35027,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Well, I'm neither of those things, so...","text_w_direction":"Well, I'm neither of those things, so...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35028,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Whoa. Libby Dirketts got married. Big Red mazel tov to the Libster. Ooh, says here Dan Becker fell off the side of Kilimanjaro in a climbing accident. It appears Dan's Sherpa survived to tell the tale-Oh, my God!","text_w_direction":"[reading Cornell magazine] Whoa. Libby Dirketts got married. Big Red mazel tov to the Libster. Ooh, says here Dan Becker fell off the side of Kilimanjaro in a climbing accident. It appears Dan's Sherpa survived to tell the tale-Oh, my God!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35029,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"What? Is Dan okay?","text_w_direction":"What? Is Dan okay?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35030,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"No, he died. It's Broccoli Rob. You know this guy; I showed you his picture on Facebook.","text_w_direction":"No, he died. It's Broccoli Rob. You know this guy; I showed you his picture on Facebook.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35031,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35032,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"\"Some Vermont-based alums can hear 'Broccoli' Rob Blatt, '96, in the state milk lobby's new milk awareness song, 'Calci-YUM!', featuring Phish's Trey Anastasio. Says Broccoli, 'Trey and I had a ton of fun in the studio, and I think you can hear it in the song.'\"","text_w_direction":"\"Some Vermont-based alums can hear 'Broccoli' Rob Blatt, '96, in the state milk lobby's new milk awareness song, 'Calci-YUM!', featuring Phish's Trey Anastasio. Says Broccoli, 'Trey and I had a ton of fun in the studio, and I think you can hear it in the song.'\"","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35033,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh, that's great news for your friend.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that's great news for your friend.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35034,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, yeah, it's great...","text_w_direction":"Yeah, yeah, it's great...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35035,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"You know, I forget about milk. This is a terrific reminder.","text_w_direction":"You know, I forget about milk. This is a terrific reminder.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35036,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I was the artsy, musical one. In Here Comes Treble I had four solos, Broccoli rob had three. Right? Uhh.","text_w_direction":"I was the artsy, musical one. In Here Comes Treble I had four solos, Broccoli rob had three. Right? Uhh.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35037,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Go tell her we're here. You're good with receptionists.","text_w_direction":"Go tell her we're here. You're good with receptionists.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35038,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, ha ha ha. Dwight...","text_w_direction":"Oh, ha ha ha. Dwight...[motions to lobby]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35039,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Crap.","text_w_direction":"Crap.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35040,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Danny Cordray is the worst.","text_w_direction":"Danny Cordray is the worst.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35041,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Well, by worst, you mean the best.","text_w_direction":"Well, by worst, you mean the best.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35042,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"The best salesman ever. He works for Osprey Paper over in Throop, steals more clients from Dunder-Mifflin than anyone.","text_w_direction":"The best salesman ever. He works for Osprey Paper over in Throop, steals more clients from Dunder-Mifflin than anyone.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35043,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"So, the situation is the worst.","text_w_direction":"So, the situation is the worst.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35044,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Also, he slept with Pam.","text_w_direction":"Also, he slept with Pam.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35045,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No, he didn't.","text_w_direction":"No, he didn't. [Dwight mouthing \"yes, he did\"]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35046,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Tell 'em.","text_w_direction":"Tell 'em.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35047,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Nothing happened. We went on a couple of dates. He never called me again.","text_w_direction":"Nothing happened. We went on a couple of dates. He never called me again.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35048,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"What? He never called you? I thought you said it just fizzled.","text_w_direction":"What? He never called you? I thought you said it just fizzled.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35049,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"That's fizzling. I mean, someone has to start the fizzle.","text_w_direction":"That's fizzling. I mean, someone has to start the fizzle.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35050,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, I thought you started it.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I thought you started it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35051,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"No, I liked him. For a couple of days. Four years ago. You know I have a kid with you, right?","text_w_direction":"No, I liked him. For a couple of days. Four years ago. [Jim nodding repeatedly] You know I have a kid with you, right?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35052,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Ahhh.","text_w_direction":"Ahhh.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35053,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm gonna intimidate him. Okay?","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna intimidate him. Okay?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35054,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, great-","text_w_direction":"Okay, great-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35055,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Watch this.","text_w_direction":"Watch this.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35056,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"-I'm just gonna watch.","text_w_direction":"-I'm just gonna watch.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35057,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"So anyway, she says, \"that is the biggest pen1s I have ever seen.\" And I said, \"I know. That's why I brought you to the pen1s Museum, where tickets are a thousand dollars.\" Well, hello Danny!","text_w_direction":"[speaking loudly] So anyway, she says, \"that is the biggest pen1s I have ever seen.\" And I said, \"I know. That's why I brought you to the pen1s Museum, where tickets are a thousand dollars.\" Well, hello Danny!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35058,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Danny","text":"Hey, Dwight. Good to see you. Jim, hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Dwight. Good to see you. Jim, hey.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35059,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"How are ya?","text_w_direction":"[shaking hands] How are ya?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35060,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Danny","text":"Good to see you too.","text_w_direction":"Good to see you too.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35061,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35062,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Danny","text":"Oh, I'm just here for the coffee.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'm just here for the coffee.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35063,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Like hell you are.","text_w_direction":"Like hell you are.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35064,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight!","text_w_direction":"Dwight!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35065,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"He's not just here for the coffee, Jim. Wake up!","text_w_direction":"He's not just here for the coffee, Jim. Wake up!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35066,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Brainstorming session is now open. Anyone has an idea- Hold on. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Hello?","text_w_direction":"Brainstorming session is now open. Anyone has an idea-[cell phone rings] Hold on. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Hello?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35067,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, it's Jim. Listen, this is important. Are you busy?","text_w_direction":"Hey, it's Jim. Listen, this is important. Are you busy?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35068,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, hey. No, I'm not busy. What's up?","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey. No, I'm not busy. What's up?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35069,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35070,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"You are busy! We're in a meeting!","text_w_direction":"You are busy! We're in a meeting!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35071,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"It's Jim, Okay? Yes.","text_w_direction":"It's Jim, Okay? Yes.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35072,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Listen, you gotta get over here, 'cause we're pitching Steve Nash and Danny Cordray is here.","text_w_direction":"Listen, you gotta get over here, 'cause we're pitching Steve Nash and Danny Cordray is here.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35073,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You need the big guns, yes?","text_w_direction":"You need the big guns, yes?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35074,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35075,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"What'd he say? What did he say?","text_w_direction":"What'd he say? What did he say?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35076,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"The big gun thing. Stop!","text_w_direction":"The big gun thing. [Dwight grabs at phone] Stop!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35077,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I will see you in ten. Bye! Hold tight. Well, I know a lot of you thought that my sales days were behind me, and to be honest, so did I...and the only reason I got out of the sales game was to be reluctantly called back in.","text_w_direction":"I will see you in ten. Bye! Hold tight. [hangs up] Well, I know a lot of you thought that my sales days were behind me, and to be honest, so did I...and the only reason I got out of the sales game was to be reluctantly called back in.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35078,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"You don't look reluctant, Michael. You look really eager.","text_w_direction":"You don't look reluctant, Michael. You look really eager.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35079,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, I don't have time for this. Are you kidding me?","text_w_direction":"[laughing] No, I don't have time for this. Are you kidding me?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35080,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"You don't?","text_w_direction":"You don't?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35081,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No! Okay. All right.","text_w_direction":"No! Okay. [runs out the door] All right.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35082,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Knockity-knock, don't knock back. Just kidding you can knock; it's your office. Do you have a minute?","text_w_direction":"[knocking] Knockity-knock, don't knock back. Just kidding you can knock; it's your office. Do you have a minute?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35083,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"I'm very busy with time-sensitive work.","text_w_direction":"I'm very busy with time-sensitive work.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35084,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Not to go all Sherlock Holmes on you, but I can tell by the reflection in your glasses that you're entering points into Weight Watchers dot com.","text_w_direction":"Not to go all Sherlock Holmes on you, but I can tell by the reflection in your glasses that you're entering points into Weight Watchers dot com.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35085,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"If you don't enter them immediately, you forget. What?","text_w_direction":"If you don't enter them immediately, you forget. What?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35086,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I'm starting a band and I need you on keyboards.","text_w_direction":"I'm starting a band and I need you on keyboards.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35087,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"Nah. I play for pleasure.","text_w_direction":"Nah. I play for pleasure.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35088,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"This is for pleasure.","text_w_direction":"This is for pleasure.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35089,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"I wouldn't enjoy that.","text_w_direction":"I wouldn't enjoy that.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35090,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I'm willing to pay you.","text_w_direction":"I'm willing to pay you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35091,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"Oh, yeah?","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35092,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35093,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"How much?","text_w_direction":"How much?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35094,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Sixty bucks a session.","text_w_direction":"Sixty bucks a session.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35095,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"That's crazy money. I'll take forty.","text_w_direction":"That's crazy money. I'll take forty.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35096,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35097,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"There he is.","text_w_direction":"There he is.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35098,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, no, that's a male model.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, that's a male model.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35099,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No, that's him.","text_w_direction":"No, that's him.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35100,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"That...hello. Michael Scott, Dunder-Mifflin Paper Company.","text_w_direction":"That...hello. Michael Scott, Dunder-Mifflin Paper Company.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35101,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Danny","text":"Danny Cordray, Osprey Paper.","text_w_direction":"Danny Cordray, Osprey Paper.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35102,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Nice to meet you.","text_w_direction":"Nice to meet you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35103,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Danny","text":"Three of you guys for one sale.","text_w_direction":"Three of you guys for one sale.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35104,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, well...we call it overkill. Why am I telling you my strategy?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well...we call it overkill. Why am I telling you my strategy?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35105,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Danny","text":"Well, whatever works for ya. Anyway. All right.","text_w_direction":"Well, whatever works for ya. Anyway. All right.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35106,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35107,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Danny","text":"It's good to see you guys. Nice to meet you.","text_w_direction":"It's good to see you guys. Nice to meet you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35108,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Buh-bye. I could swear that guy was a male model.","text_w_direction":"Buh-bye. I could swear that guy was a male model.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35109,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Receptionist","text":"He's ready for you.","text_w_direction":"He's ready for you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35110,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, thank you. All right. On the count of three, it's showtime. Ready, one, two--","text_w_direction":"Oh, thank you. All right. On the count of three, it's showtime. Ready, one, two--","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35111,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Nope, not doing that.","text_w_direction":"Nope, not doing that.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35112,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I've been in showtime mode since breakfast.","text_w_direction":"I've been in showtime mode since breakfast.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35113,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, you know-all right, just forget it then.","text_w_direction":"Okay, you know-all right, just forget it then.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35114,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Showtime!","text_w_direction":"Showtime!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35115,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"It's showtime! Oh...never mind. Let's go.","text_w_direction":"It's showtime! Oh...never mind. Let's go.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35116,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"When I knock on your door, you know who it is; it's Michael Scott. We've been together forever and we-","text_w_direction":"When I knock on your door, you know who it is; it's Michael Scott. We've been together forever and we-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35117,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Steve","text":"Michael, I appreciate everything that Dunder-Mifflin has done for this company.","text_w_direction":"Michael, I appreciate everything that Dunder-Mifflin has done for this company.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35118,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You know what? You are having some problems with your loading dock, are you not? All right. We're going to deliver to you on weekends.","text_w_direction":"You know what? You are having some problems with your loading dock, are you not? All right. We're going to deliver to you on weekends.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35119,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Steve","text":"That's very generous, but-","text_w_direction":"That's very generous, but-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35120,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"And you know what else we're gonna do? I can't believe I'm gonna say this...we are going to offer you our paper at cost. I know. I could get in a lotta trouble for this, so you'd better shake my hand right now.","text_w_direction":"And you know what else we're gonna do? I can't believe I'm gonna say this...we are going to offer you our paper at cost. I know. I could get in a lotta trouble for this, so you'd better shake my hand right now.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35121,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"He's not kidding.","text_w_direction":"He's not kidding.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35122,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Shake it, shake it!","text_w_direction":"Shake it, shake it!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35123,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Steve","text":"Michael, I'm going with Danny.","text_w_direction":"Michael, I'm going with Danny.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35124,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35125,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Steve","text":"Thanks for coming in.","text_w_direction":"Thanks for coming in.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35126,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35127,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Steve","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35128,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Thanks, Steve.","text_w_direction":"Thanks, Steve.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35129,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim talked too much.","text_w_direction":"Jim talked too much.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35130,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No, I didn't.","text_w_direction":"No, I didn't.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35131,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes, you did.","text_w_direction":"Yes, you did.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35132,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Stop it. Just stop it. We did what we should have done, we just got bested. Why is there a door close button if it doesn't even close the door?","text_w_direction":"Stop it. Just stop it. We did what we should have done, we just got bested. [pounds the elevator button] Why is there a door close button if it doesn't even close the door?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35133,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"How do I feel about losing the sale? It's like if Michael Phelps came out of retirement, jumped in the pool, belly-flopped, and drowned.","text_w_direction":"How do I feel about losing the sale? It's like if Michael Phelps came out of retirement, jumped in the pool, belly-flopped, and drowned.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35134,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You know who we always lose out to? Staples, the big guys. Osprey? They're a small company. They're smaller than we are. What's our excuse? How do we combat this guy? Stanley, how do we combat him?","text_w_direction":"You know who we always lose out to? Staples, the big guys. Osprey? They're a small company. They're smaller than we are. What's our excuse? How do we combat this guy? Stanley, how do we combat him?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35135,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"We sell better?","text_w_direction":"We sell better?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35136,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. You know what? You clearly don't care, so why don't you just leave?","text_w_direction":"Okay. You know what? You clearly don't care, so why don't you just leave?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35137,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"I would like to stay. This pertains to me.","text_w_direction":"I would like to stay. This pertains to me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35138,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Why don't you go outside and...take a shot of insulin and have a nap, okay?","text_w_direction":"Why don't you go outside and...take a shot of insulin and have a nap, okay?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35139,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"Why do you always assume I have diabetes?","text_w_direction":"Why do you always assume I have diabetes?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35140,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know, your frame, your build-why don't you have a glass of apple juice and tell me you're not a diabetic. See? I could tell by the sound you made when you stood up that you have-okay. Yes, Phyllis?","text_w_direction":"I don't know, your frame, your build-why don't you have a glass of apple juice and tell me you're not a diabetic. [Stanley stands to leave] See? I could tell by the sound you made when you stood up that you have-okay. Yes, Phyllis?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35141,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"I could try to seduce him.","text_w_direction":"I could try to seduce him.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35142,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, my god!","text_w_direction":"Oh, my god!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35143,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I know how we can learn his tricks.","text_w_direction":"I know how we can learn his tricks.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35144,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"What I am about to show you is of the utmost secrecy.","text_w_direction":"What I am about to show you is of the utmost secrecy.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35145,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Is that your office?","text_w_direction":"Is that your office?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35146,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes, Jim. And with a little tweaking, it becomes a different office. We lure Danny to it and watch him sell.","text_w_direction":"Yes, Jim. And with a little tweaking, it becomes a different office. We lure Danny to it and watch him sell.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35147,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Uh...","text_w_direction":"Uh...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35148,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"I'm outta here.","text_w_direction":"I'm outta here.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35149,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"This is weird.","text_w_direction":"This is weird.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35150,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You know what this is? This is a stinger.","text_w_direction":"You know what this is? This is a stinger.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35151,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"A what?","text_w_direction":"A what?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35152,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Like the movie.","text_w_direction":"Like the movie.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35153,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I think you mean The Sting.","text_w_direction":"I think you mean The Sting.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35154,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Paul Newman, Robert Redford. They're bank robbers.","text_w_direction":"Paul Newman, Robert Redford. They're bank robbers.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35155,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Nope. Different movie.","text_w_direction":"Nope. Different movie.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35156,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"The Sting. The Sting.","text_w_direction":"The Sting. The Sting.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35157,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Your two o'clock.","text_w_direction":"Your two o'clock. [Danny enters]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35158,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Thanks, hun.","text_w_direction":"Thanks, hun.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35159,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Meredith was the perfect choice to play the head of the company. Her lunch break lined up with our appointment with Danny and...that's it. That's really all we were looking for.","text_w_direction":"Meredith was the perfect choice to play the head of the company. Her lunch break lined up with our appointment with Danny and...that's it. That's really all we were looking for.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35160,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Danny","text":"Danny Cordray. It's great to meet you.","text_w_direction":"Danny Cordray. It's great to meet you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35161,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Meredith Van Helsing. Pleased to meet you.","text_w_direction":"Meredith Van Helsing. Pleased to meet you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35162,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Meredith Van Helsing?","text_w_direction":"Meredith Van Helsing?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35163,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Van Helsing was a respected professor before he was a vampire killer.","text_w_direction":"Van Helsing was a respected professor before he was a vampire killer.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35164,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. But what is he more famous for?","text_w_direction":"Okay. But what is he more famous for?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35165,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Shhh! Hey! That's my mug.","text_w_direction":"Shhh! Hey! That's my mug.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35166,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"You know this isn't real TV, right?","text_w_direction":"You know this isn't real TV, right?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35167,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35168,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl and Andy","text":"Please Mr. President, if you wanna give hope a whirl, bring our troops home safe and sound, says this little girl.","text_w_direction":"[singing] Please Mr. President, if you wanna give hope a whirl, bring our troops home safe and sound, says this little girl.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35169,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Please Mr. President-","text_w_direction":"[in falsetto] Please Mr. President-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35170,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"One second, one second, one second. So, this song is from the point of view of a little girl?","text_w_direction":"One second, one second, one second. [stops playing] So, this song is from the point of view of a little girl?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35171,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35172,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"But you're singing it.","text_w_direction":"But you're singing it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35173,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, but I'm using my falsetto.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but I'm using my falsetto.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35174,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"No, that's not a good idea. I don't see that as a very good song.","text_w_direction":"No, that's not a good idea. I don't see that as a very good song.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35175,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, well, it'd sound a lot better if you actually sang with some soul.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well, it'd sound a lot better if you actually sang with some soul.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35176,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"Oh, I never sing with soul.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I never sing with soul.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35177,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"That's a lie.","text_w_direction":"That's a lie.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35178,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"I could sing it.","text_w_direction":"I could sing it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35179,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I just was hoping to maybe save your voice in case we did a novelty song about frogs.","text_w_direction":"I just was hoping to maybe save your voice in case we did a novelty song about frogs.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35180,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"But my voice is unique. Like Bob Dylan.","text_w_direction":"But my voice is unique. Like Bob Dylan.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35181,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Okay, three-way argument between a drummer, a keyboardist, and the front man lead singer. Wonder who's gonna win this one. Two, three, four-","text_w_direction":"Okay, three-way argument between a drummer, a keyboardist, and the front man lead singer. Wonder who's gonna win this one. Two, three, four-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35182,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Danny","text":"I'm gonna take off my coat, if you don't mind. It's a bit warm in here.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna take off my coat, if you don't mind. It's a bit warm in here.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35183,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Hel-lo!","text_w_direction":"Hel-lo!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35184,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, no, no. No. Don't-","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, no. No. Don't-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35185,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"People can't keep their true natures hidden for long, and this guy is smoldering like a tire fire.","text_w_direction":"People can't keep their true natures hidden for long, and this guy is smoldering like a tire fire.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35186,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Testify.","text_w_direction":"Testify.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35187,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, he's not that good-looking. I don't understand why everybody's obsessed with this-","text_w_direction":"Okay, he's not that good-looking. I don't understand why everybody's obsessed with this-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35188,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, he is that good-looking.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, he is that good-looking.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35189,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"He's very, very handsome.","text_w_direction":"He's very, very handsome.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35190,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35191,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"That's a great set of shoulder's you got there. What is that...Genetics? Creatine? Sorry. Yeah?","text_w_direction":"That's a great set of shoulder's you got there. What is that...Genetics? Creatine? [phone rings] Sorry. Yeah?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35192,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Pull it together, all right? Stop lookin' at him.","text_w_direction":"Pull it together, all right? Stop lookin' at him.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35193,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"I'm sorry. You're here to sell me some paper.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry. [hangs up] You're here to sell me some paper.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35194,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Danny","text":"Well, actually, uh... no, Miss Van Helsing, that's not why I'm here. I'm here to meet you, see if we'd be a, you know, good fit.","text_w_direction":"Well, actually, uh... no, Miss Van Helsing, that's not why I'm here. I'm here to meet you, see if we'd be a, you know, good fit.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35195,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"What do you mean?","text_w_direction":"What do you mean?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35196,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh...my god! He's making her sell to him.","text_w_direction":"Oh...my god! He's making her sell to him.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35197,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Okay. Honest feedback time. Oscar?","text_w_direction":"[everyone finishes listening to song] Okay. Honest feedback time. Oscar?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35198,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"It's pandering. And it makes me think you think I'm stupid.","text_w_direction":"It's pandering. And it makes me think you think I'm stupid.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35199,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"But do you think it could be famous? Like in a car commercial or something?","text_w_direction":"But do you think it could be famous? Like in a car commercial or something?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35200,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Not really. It's kinda weird that a grown man is singing from the point of view of a little girl.","text_w_direction":"Not really. It's kinda weird that a grown man is singing from the point of view of a little girl.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35201,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I feel like I can see someone ice skating to it. You know, like in the Olympics.","text_w_direction":"I feel like I can see someone ice skating to it. You know, like in the Olympics.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35202,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"I-I don't think they usually...skate to such...bad songs.","text_w_direction":"I-I don't think they usually...skate to such...bad songs.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35203,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Rude. And not helpful.","text_w_direction":"Rude. And not helpful.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35204,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Creed","text":"Well, I really, really, really liked it.","text_w_direction":"Well, I really, really, really liked it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35205,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Well, that...really bums me out.","text_w_direction":"Well, that...really bums me out.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35206,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Creed","text":"You're welcome.","text_w_direction":"You're welcome.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35207,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Danny","text":"We should think of this as a first date. And I think it's going very well, how 'bout you?","text_w_direction":"We should think of this as a first date. And I think it's going very well, how 'bout you?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35208,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Real well. Uh...feels more like a third date to me.","text_w_direction":"Real well. Uh...feels more like a third date to me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35209,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Danny","text":"Ha ha, okay, there you go!","text_w_direction":"Ha ha, okay, there you go! [phone rings, Meredith answers]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35210,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Stay-","text_w_direction":"Stay-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35211,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Shut up and let me do this! You know, what is with this desk keeping us so far apart?","text_w_direction":"Shut up and let me do this! [hangs up] You know, what is with this desk keeping us so far apart?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35212,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Danny","text":"I've never been a desk man. Always traveling on the road. Come on...why not, huh?","text_w_direction":"I've never been a desk man. Always traveling on the road. Come on...why not, huh?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35213,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh...","text_w_direction":"Oh...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35214,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Danny","text":"Well, we'll get this...","text_w_direction":"Well, we'll get this...[Meredith unbuttons]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35215,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35216,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, man!","text_w_direction":"Oh, man!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35217,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"So, what's your drink? You a vodka man? Me too.","text_w_direction":"So, what's your drink? You a vodka man? Me too.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35218,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"We gotta get someone else in there right now.","text_w_direction":"We gotta get someone else in there right now.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35219,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"You're an exec at Pennsylvania Solartech and-","text_w_direction":"You're an exec at Pennsylvania Solartech and-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35220,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"That sounds fake.","text_w_direction":"That sounds fake.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35221,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"What do you mean?","text_w_direction":"What do you mean?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35222,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I told you! You're an exec at Stark Industries, a corporation you inherited from your father-","text_w_direction":"I told you! You're an exec at Stark Industries, a corporation you inherited from your father-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35223,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Will you stop? Stop it, stop it. Here's the story-they need Meredith somewhere else asap, okay?","text_w_direction":"Will you stop? Stop it, stop it. Here's the story-they need Meredith somewhere else asap, okay?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35224,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35225,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"So you're taking over. You just gotta get her out of there as soon as you can.","text_w_direction":"So you're taking over. You just gotta get her out of there as soon as you can.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35226,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"All right. I can do that. Then what?","text_w_direction":"All right. I can do that. Then what?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35227,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Then make him pitch to you.","text_w_direction":"Then make him pitch to you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35228,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35229,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"We gotta see what he's got.","text_w_direction":"We gotta see what he's got.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35230,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Exactly. You can do this.","text_w_direction":"Exactly. You can do this.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35231,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, and remember-you're not gay.","text_w_direction":"Okay, and remember-you're not gay.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35232,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Stop it! It's gonna be great.","text_w_direction":"Stop it! It's gonna be great.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35233,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35234,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"And listen if anything else happens, just...roll with it.","text_w_direction":"And listen if anything else happens, just...roll with it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35235,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Meredith, I-","text_w_direction":"Meredith, I-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35236,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Oh, Manuel! This is Manuel, my cleaning man. He doesn't speak any English.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Manuel! This is Manuel, my cleaning man. He doesn't speak any English.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35237,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Danny","text":"Hola. Que tal?","text_w_direction":"Hola. Que tal?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35238,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Como estas, senor?","text_w_direction":"Como estas, senor?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35239,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Uh, Manuel, cleano el window.","text_w_direction":"Uh, Manuel, cleano el window.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35240,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Who else we got?","text_w_direction":"Who else we got?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35241,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay. You're a young hotshot from Stark Industries. You've just bought this company. Meredith is fired. It's a whole new regime. He's gotta pitch to you now.","text_w_direction":"Okay. You're a young hotshot from Stark Industries. You've just bought this company. Meredith is fired. It's a whole new regime. He's gotta pitch to you now.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35242,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Okay. Stark Industries isn't real. I run Google. Larry and Sergey brought me in-","text_w_direction":"Okay. Stark Industries isn't real. I run Google. Larry and Sergey brought me in-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35243,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Great. Sounds awesome. Just have him pitch to you.","text_w_direction":"Great. Sounds awesome. Just have him pitch to you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35244,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Don't let us down.","text_w_direction":"Don't let us down.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35245,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Will do. Won't do.","text_w_direction":"[points to Jim] Will do. [points to Michael] Won't do.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35246,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Danny","text":"Yeah, sure.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, sure.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35247,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"You smell like a Scorpio. This is...Esteban...another cleaning man. He doesn't speak English either. Esteban, el flooro.","text_w_direction":"You smell like a Scorpio. [Ryan enters] This is...Esteban...another cleaning man. He doesn't speak English either. Esteban, el flooro.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35248,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Danny","text":"You know what? I may have parked my car in a compact space, and I hate when I see others do that, so-","text_w_direction":"You know what? I may have parked my car in a compact space, and I hate when I see others do that, so-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35249,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Danny, I feel a real connection to you, and I gotta get real, I'm-","text_w_direction":"Danny, I feel a real connection to you, and I gotta get real, I'm-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35250,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no....","text_w_direction":"No, no, no....","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35251,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No, no, no, no...","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35252,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I'm goin 'in!","text_w_direction":"I'm goin 'in!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35253,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael! No, Michael, stop it! No!","text_w_direction":"Michael! No, Michael, stop it! No!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35254,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Stop, stop! Oh, my god! Okay. Stop it, stop it, stop it. Gross! Stop it, please. Everybody, stop.","text_w_direction":"Stop, stop! Oh, my god! [enters office] Okay. Stop it, stop it, stop it. Gross! Stop it, please. Everybody, stop.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35255,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Danny","text":"Michael Scott.","text_w_direction":"Michael Scott.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35256,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I said stop. Okay, Danny...this is not Pennsylvania Solartech. This is Dunder-Mifflin Paper Company. This is Meredith Palmer-","text_w_direction":"I said stop. Okay, Danny...this is not Pennsylvania Solartech. This is Dunder-Mifflin Paper Company. This is Meredith Palmer-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35257,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Please to meet you-","text_w_direction":"Please to meet you-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35258,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Don't! Get away from him. Please, just leave. Get out of here. Go. Forever.","text_w_direction":"Don't! Get away from him. Please, just leave. Get out of here. Go. Forever.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35259,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Danny","text":"Hmm.","text_w_direction":"Hmm.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35260,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I owe you...a most sincere and humble apology. We were trying to watch you to see your sales technique, so we could stop losing so many clients to you.","text_w_direction":"I owe you...a most sincere and humble apology. We were trying to watch you to see your sales technique, so we could stop losing so many clients to you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35261,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Danny","text":"But from where?","text_w_direction":"But from where?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35262,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"A surveillance room next to this one.","text_w_direction":"A surveillance room next to this one.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35263,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Danny","text":"Okay, so you...set up this fake company, then you hired this homeless woman to impersonate an executive to spy on me so that you could copy my sales technique?","text_w_direction":"Okay, so you...set up this fake company, then you hired this homeless woman to impersonate an executive to spy on me so that you could copy my sales technique?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35264,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. And it's the sincerest form of flattery.","text_w_direction":"Yes. And it's the sincerest form of flattery.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35265,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Danny","text":"Or...crazy.","text_w_direction":"Or...crazy.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35266,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well-","text_w_direction":"Well-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35267,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Danny","text":"I'm gonna go.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna go.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35268,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. You know what, it wasn't just me. Jim and Dwight are behind that wall in the surveillance room and it was their plan as well.","text_w_direction":"Okay. You know what, it wasn't just me. Jim and Dwight are behind that wall in the surveillance room and it was their plan as well.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35269,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35270,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No, no, no, no.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35271,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Danny","text":"Oh, well then, yeah. All right. Hey! Good luck, guys. Seems like you got a great operation here.","text_w_direction":"Oh, well then, yeah. All right. Hey! [knocking on wall] Good luck, guys. Seems like you got a great operation here.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35272,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, we don't. Here's-here's my point. Danny, listen, you have to understand that we are not normally like this. We just-we wanted to know your tricks.","text_w_direction":"No, we don't. Here's-here's my point. Danny, listen, you have to understand that we are not normally like this. We just-we wanted to know your tricks.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35273,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Danny","text":"What do you mean, my tricks? There's no tricks, man. I'm just a good salesman. You wanna copy that? You can't copy that!","text_w_direction":"What do you mean, my tricks? There's no tricks, man. I'm just a good salesman. You wanna copy that? You can't copy that! [opens door to leave]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35274,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You are, you are. You are! Stop it, stop it. Stop. You are a good salesman. And because of that...I want you to work for me.","text_w_direction":"You are, you are. You are! Stop it, stop it. Stop. [closes door] You are a good salesman. And because of that...I want you to work for me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35275,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Danny","text":"Sure. You seem like a fun, professional guy.","text_w_direction":"Sure. You seem like a fun, professional guy.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35276,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"So, you will?","text_w_direction":"So, you will?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35277,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Danny","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"[opening door again to leave] No!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35278,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hold it, hold it. Hold on, hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait. Wait. Danny, I want you to look at me. Do you want your life to be better...or to be worse or to stay the same?","text_w_direction":"Hold it, hold it. [forcing door closed] Hold on, hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait. Wait. Danny, I want you to look at me. Do you want your life to be better...or to be worse or to stay the same?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35279,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Danny","text":"Get out of my way.","text_w_direction":"Get out of my way.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35280,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Answer the question. Do you want a better life, Danny?","text_w_direction":"Answer the question. Do you want a better life, Danny?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35281,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Danny","text":"I swear to God, I'm gonna hit you. I didn't mean that. I'm sorry. I'm not-it's just I'm very upset right now.","text_w_direction":"I swear to God, I'm gonna hit you. I didn't mean that. I'm sorry. I'm not-it's just I'm very upset right now.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35282,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I know, I know.","text_w_direction":"I know, I know.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35283,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Danny","text":"I'm very upset!","text_w_direction":"I'm very upset!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35284,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Do you want more freedom, less freedom, or to stay the same?","text_w_direction":"Do you want more freedom, less freedom, or to stay the same?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35285,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Danny","text":"More freedom.","text_w_direction":"More freedom.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35286,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I can give you more money-there's your better life. I can let you come and go as you please-there's your freedom. And you already know Dunder-Mifflin has the best service and the best prices, but you beat us anyway. Can you imagine how well you would do selling our stuff?","text_w_direction":"I can give you more money-there's your better life. I can let you come and go as you please-there's your freedom. And you already know Dunder-Mifflin has the best service and the best prices, but you beat us anyway. Can you imagine how well you would do selling our stuff?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35287,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Everyone, may I have your attention? I would like to introduce you to Mr. Danny Cordray. He is going to be joining us as our new traveling salesman. Say hello to Danny!","text_w_direction":"Everyone, may I have your attention? I would like to introduce you to Mr. Danny Cordray. He is going to be joining us as our new traveling salesman. Say hello to Danny!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35288,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"me!","text_w_direction":"[bleep] me!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35289,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"O-kay. You know what? No. No. This is not some sort of construction site...or all of Italy, where you can just go around treating people like meat. We are to respect him. I respect him because he reminds me of somebody. Can anybody guess who that is?","text_w_direction":"O-kay. You know what? No. No. This is not some sort of construction site...or all of Italy, where you can just go around treating people like meat. We are to respect him. I respect him because he reminds me of somebody. Can anybody guess who that is?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35290,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Josh Duhamel.","text_w_direction":"Josh Duhamel.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35291,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Yeah, I can see that.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I can see that.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35292,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No. No. No. Somebody in this office.","text_w_direction":"No. No. No. Somebody in this office.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35293,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"He's like a better-looking Andy.","text_w_direction":"He's like a better-looking Andy.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35294,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Thanks, Kevin.","text_w_direction":"Thanks, Kevin.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35295,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, me. Right? Sorta like...a little younger version of me.","text_w_direction":"No, me. Right? Sorta like...a little younger version of me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35296,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"It's hard to judge ourselves accurately, isn't it.","text_w_direction":"It's hard to judge ourselves accurately, isn't it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35297,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael?","text_w_direction":"Michael?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35298,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35299,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Can I talk to you about something?","text_w_direction":"Can I talk to you about something?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35300,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, you may not.","text_w_direction":"No, you may not.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35301,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"It's about this very announcement you just made.","text_w_direction":"It's about this very announcement you just made.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35302,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I said no.","text_w_direction":"I said no.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35303,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael-","text_w_direction":"Michael-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35304,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"We're not-","text_w_direction":"We're not-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35305,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Michael, I think you really want to talk to him.","text_w_direction":"Michael, I think you really want to talk to him.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35306,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Let's-all right, all right. Let's talk. Please don't let him leave. Don't leave. Don't let him.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Let's-all right, all right. Let's talk. Please don't let him leave. [pointing to Danny] Don't leave. Don't let him.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35307,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Gotcha.","text_w_direction":"Gotcha. [they go into Michael's office]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35308,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"You hired him?","text_w_direction":"You hired him?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35309,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Guys, let me ask you something. Do you want your life to be better or worse or stay the same?","text_w_direction":"Guys, let me ask you something. Do you want your life to be better or worse or stay the same?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35310,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"All","text":"Stay the same.","text_w_direction":"Stay the same.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35311,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Well...get ready, 'cause it's gonna get better.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Well...get ready, 'cause it's gonna get better.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35312,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"It's not gonna get better; he's gonna steal all of our clients.","text_w_direction":"It's not gonna get better; he's gonna steal all of our clients.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35313,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, no. Wrong. He would have stolen your clients, but you know what? He can't now. This guy used to steal sales from us; now, he's going to steal sales for us.","text_w_direction":"No, no. Wrong. He would have stolen your clients, but you know what? He can't now. This guy used to steal sales from us; now, he's going to steal sales for us.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35314,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Where's he gonna sit? There's no more seats.","text_w_direction":"Where's he gonna sit? There's no more seats.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35315,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"He doesn't need to sit, he's a traveling salesman. Look, I am not going to exclude good people from our staff simply because they are threatening to you. And unless you have a better argument than that, I suggest you leave.","text_w_direction":"He doesn't need to sit, he's a traveling salesman. Look, I am not going to exclude good people from our staff simply because they are threatening to you. And unless you have a better argument than that, I suggest you leave.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35316,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"Hmpf!","text_w_direction":"Hmpf!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35317,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Where's he gonna park? There's no more reserved parking spots.","text_w_direction":"Where's he gonna park? There's no more reserved parking spots.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35318,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Good-bye!","text_w_direction":"Good-bye!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35319,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"Song's about truth.","text_w_direction":"Song's about truth.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35320,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35321,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"What's something you really care about?","text_w_direction":"What's something you really care about?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35322,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Reverse snobbery.","text_w_direction":"Reverse snobbery.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35323,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"More universal.","text_w_direction":"More universal.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35324,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Sometimes I feel like life has passed me by.","text_w_direction":"Sometimes I feel like life has passed me by.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35325,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"Couldn't get outta bed today. Wish the alarm clock would go away.","text_w_direction":"[plays soft chords and sings] Couldn't get outta bed today. Wish the alarm clock would go away.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35326,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, nice!","text_w_direction":"Oh, nice!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35327,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Holy crap. Are you kidding me? You just made that-that's amazing!","text_w_direction":"Holy crap. Are you kidding me? You just made that-that's amazing!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35328,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"Go ahead.","text_w_direction":"Go ahead.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35329,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Which me am I gonna be today?","text_w_direction":"[singing] Which me am I gonna be today?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35330,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"Which me am I gonna be today?","text_w_direction":"Which me am I gonna be today?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35331,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I gotta closet full of mes. Am I gonna be the happy me?","text_w_direction":"I gotta closet full of mes. Am I gonna be the happy me?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35332,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Or the me that stinks.","text_w_direction":"Or the me that stinks.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35333,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, my gosh! We're almost out of time. How much for another half hour?","text_w_direction":"Oh, my gosh! We're almost out of time. How much for another half hour?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35334,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"Oh, don't worry about it.","text_w_direction":"Oh, don't worry about it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35335,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Wait. Seriously?","text_w_direction":"Wait. Seriously?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35336,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35337,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"So we're just, like, jamming as friends?","text_w_direction":"So we're just, like, jamming as friends?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35338,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"One, two, three, hit it.","text_w_direction":"One, two, three, hit it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35339,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Closet full of mes-","text_w_direction":"Closet full of mes-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35340,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Danny","text":"Oh, you know...funny. Your wife and I went on a few dates.","text_w_direction":"Oh, you know...funny. Your wife and I went on a few dates.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35341,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Did ya?","text_w_direction":"Did ya?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35342,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Danny","text":"Yeah. Way ,way, way back.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Way ,way, way back.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35343,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I'm just kidding. She told me about it.","text_w_direction":"I'm just kidding. She told me about it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35344,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Danny","text":"Oh. She was not into me.","text_w_direction":"Oh. She was not into me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35345,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35346,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Danny","text":"Obviously. I don't even think she called me back.","text_w_direction":"Obviously. I don't even think she called me back.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35347,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"You snubbed her.","text_w_direction":"You snubbed her.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35348,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight, please.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, please.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35349,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Let me handle this, Jim. Drop the act, Cordray, okay? We all know that you probably thought that Pam was too \"meh\" or thin without being toned. But I wanna tell you something-she is one of the plain hearty women of Scranton that make this city great. And so what if she doesn't wear makeup? We like her better that way! And you steal clients, don't you? Don't you!","text_w_direction":"Let me handle this, Jim. Drop the act, Cordray, okay? We all know that you probably thought that Pam was too \"meh\" or thin without being toned. But I wanna tell you something-she is one of the plain hearty women of Scranton that make this city great. And so what if she doesn't wear makeup? [Pam mouthing \"I wear makeup\"] We like her better that way! And you steal clients, don't you? Don't you!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35350,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Danny","text":"Okay...that's different.","text_w_direction":"Okay...that's different.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35351,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, that's different, is it? Okay...thief. You better check your things, people. In fact, where are my keys? Oh, there in my pocket. False alarm. Okay. So...you're gonna be workin' here?","text_w_direction":"Oh, that's different, is it? Okay...thief. You better check your things, people. In fact, where are my keys? Oh, there in my pocket. False alarm. Okay. [awkward pause] So...you're gonna be workin' here?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35352,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Danny","text":"Uh...I mean-yeah.","text_w_direction":"Uh...I mean-yeah.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35353,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Welcome aboard.","text_w_direction":"Welcome aboard.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35354,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Danny","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35355,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, crazy, um...so...that's it? You're just-you're fine?","text_w_direction":"Hey, crazy, um...so...that's it? You're just-you're fine?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35356,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"It's after 5","text_w_direction":"It's after 5","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35357,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Danny","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35358,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Pleasure.","text_w_direction":"Pleasure.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35359,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Danny","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35360,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"This morning, Danny Cordray stole a sale from me. So what do I do? I go out and I steal Danny Cordray. The sale that mattered, I made. Boom. Funny thing about it, we don't even need him. We already have Packer on the road. Chhguuh! Crap. I forgot about Packer.","text_w_direction":"This morning, Danny Cordray stole a sale from me. So what do I do? I go out and I steal Danny Cordray. The sale that mattered, I made. Boom. Funny thing about it, we don't even need him. We already have Packer on the road. Chhguuh! Crap. I forgot about Packer.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35361,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Sun's in her eyes, tongue full of flies. Would you like to share my paaaaaaad?","text_w_direction":"[singing and playing drums] Sun's in her eyes, tongue full of flies. Would you like to share my paaaaaaad?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35362,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"All","text":"Croak, croak, croak. Bullfrog in love. Croak, croak, croak. Bullfrog in love and I gave her the croak that meant I love you.","text_w_direction":"Croak, croak, croak. Bullfrog in love. Croak, croak, croak. Bullfrog in love and I gave her the croak that meant I love you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35363,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"I'll be your croak monsieur.","text_w_direction":"I'll be your croak monsieur.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35364,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I'll be your croak madame.","text_w_direction":"[falsetto] I'll be your croak madame.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35365,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Your mama mighta said that bullfrogs are dogs, but I'm here to tell you that I am a frog! Come and sit on my log, you little pollywog.","text_w_direction":"Your mama mighta said that bullfrogs are dogs, but I'm here to tell you that I am a frog! Come and sit on my log, you little pollywog.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35366,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"I find you absolutely ribbiting!","text_w_direction":"I find you absolutely ribbiting!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35367,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"All","text":"Croak, croak, croak. Bullfrog in love.","text_w_direction":"Croak, croak, croak. Bullfrog in love.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35368,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Croak, croak, croak. Bullfrog in love.","text_w_direction":"Croak, croak, croak. Bullfrog in love.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35369,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Croak!","text_w_direction":"Croak!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35370,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Ribbit!","text_w_direction":"Ribbit!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35371,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"Scoopity-splash!","text_w_direction":"Scoopity-splash!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35372,"season":7,"episode":5,"episode_name":"The Sting","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Nice.","text_w_direction":"Nice.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2010-10-21"}
{"index":35373,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"What about this one? It's kinda badass, right? Just seems kinda crazy in a way I might need right now.","text_w_direction":"What about this one? It's kinda badass, right? Just seems kinda crazy in a way I might need right now.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35374,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"I don't know. Oh! That's... not... yours.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. [looks at Stanley, who took his mug and is drinking out of it] Oh! That's... not... yours.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35375,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Stanley just drank OJ out of my mug, and didn't seem to realize that it wasn't his hot coffee. So the question has to be asked, is there no limit to what he won't notice?","text_w_direction":"Stanley just drank OJ out of my mug, and didn't seem to realize that it wasn't his hot coffee. So the question has to be asked, is there no limit to what he won't notice?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35376,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"What's a seven letter word for purse?","text_w_direction":"What's a seven letter word for purse?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35377,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Satchel!","text_w_direction":"[sitting at Phyllis' desk, dressed like Phyllis; high pitched voice] Satchel!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35378,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"Nope. Starts with an H.","text_w_direction":"Nope. Starts with an H.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35379,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Handbag.","text_w_direction":"[shirtless, wearing only a tie] Handbag.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35380,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"Hmmm. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Hmmm. [glances at Andy] Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35381,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Shh! Shhh!","text_w_direction":"Shh! Shhh! [watches Jim put a cardboard box over Stanley's monitor]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35382,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"All right, everybody, take a seat. As you may have heard, our branch on the planet Jupiter is up eight thousand percent in sales!","text_w_direction":"[standing outside the conference room, wearing fake teeth, watching Stanley walk in] All right, everybody, take a seat. As you may have heard, our branch on the planet Jupiter is up eight thousand percent in sales!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35383,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"All","text":"Yay!","text_w_direction":"Yay! [applause]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35384,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"Hold up! That clock is slow. It is five o'clock, I will see you all tomorrow","text_w_direction":"[looks at the clock, then at his watch] Hold up! That clock is slow. It is five o'clock, I will see you all tomorrow","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35385,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Bye, Stanley! Love you!","text_w_direction":"[turns around, is wearing a mustache] Bye, Stanley! Love you! [waves, Stanley leaves]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35386,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"So long, Stanley!","text_w_direction":"[standing next to a pony] So long, Stanley!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35387,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"Night, everybody.","text_w_direction":"Night, everybody.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35388,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"So what kind of statement are you making with that costume, Kevin?","text_w_direction":"So what kind of statement are you making with that costume, Kevin?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35389,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"The statement that I am making, Oscar, is that I kind of look like Michael Moore.","text_w_direction":"The statement that I am making, Oscar, is that I kind of look like Michael Moore.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35390,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Dunder Mifflin, this is Erin! Happy Halloween! How can I haunt you today?","text_w_direction":"Dunder Mifflin, this is Erin! Happy Halloween! How can I haunt you today?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35391,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"A lot of people are really getting into Halloween this year! Six seconds, MacGruber! Pam's got a lot of fun stuff planned! Uh, two seconds MacGruber! Including a... costume contest, and bobbing for apples, and a Ouija board... OHHH! BOOM! OHH EXPLOSION! MACGRUBERRRR!","text_w_direction":"A lot of people are really getting into Halloween this year! [puts head down over fake bomb made from cardboard, high pitched voice] Six seconds, MacGruber! [lifts head] Pam's got a lot of fun stuff planned! [puts head down, high pitched voice] Uh, two seconds MacGruber! [lifts head] Including a... costume contest, and bobbing for apples, and a Ouija board... OHHH! BOOM! OHH EXPLOSION! [throws fake bomb, takes off sunglasses, points to camera] MACGRUBERRRR!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35392,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"People are really into the costume contest this year. Might have something to do with the prize, maybe you've heard of it. The 2011 Scranton Wilkes-Barre coupon book worth over fifteen thousand dollars in savings!","text_w_direction":"People are really into the costume contest this year. Might have something to do with the prize, maybe you've heard of it. The 2011 Scranton Wilkes-Barre coupon book worth over fifteen thousand dollars in savings!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35393,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Stop.","text_w_direction":"Stop.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35394,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Too late! If I was the real Scranton Strangler, you'd be so strangled right now. If you're out there, strangler, you will get caught! By me.","text_w_direction":"[has his hands around Jim's neck] Too late! If I was the real Scranton Strangler, you'd be so strangled right now. If you're out there, strangler, you will get caught! By me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35395,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Sounds like someone's really trying to convince us that he's not the Scranton Strangler.","text_w_direction":"Sounds like someone's really trying to convince us that he's not the Scranton Strangler.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35396,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"To my chickens I'm the Scranton Strangler. Oh-ho! That's very funny. Looks like someone decided to dress up as old Dwight Schrute's mom.","text_w_direction":"To my chickens I'm the Scranton Strangler. [looks at Pam] Oh-ho! That's very funny. Looks like someone decided to dress up as old Dwight Schrute's mom.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35397,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35398,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"You're only one third as beautiful and only half her height.","text_w_direction":"You're only one third as beautiful and only half her height.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35399,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"I'm supposed to be Olive Oyl. And it makes more sense when I'm standing next to Popeye, but... Jim doesn't want to put his costume on.","text_w_direction":"I'm supposed to be Olive Oyl. And it makes more sense when I'm standing next to Popeye, but... Jim doesn't want to put his costume on.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35400,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"I am Popeye!","text_w_direction":"[places pipe in mouth] I am Popeye!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35401,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"I've never really been a costume guy. Even when I was a kid, it just felt like something I was too old for. And then this morning, when Pam hands me this little number ...no.","text_w_direction":"I've never really been a costume guy. Even when I was a kid, it just felt like something I was too old for. And then this morning, when Pam hands me this little number [holds up Popeye costume, shakes head] ...no.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35402,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"In case you can't read m-m-my Poker Face... we will be reviewing our sales policies. I have ten seconds to read them or this whole place blows up.","text_w_direction":"[dressed as Lady Gaga] In case you can't read m-m-my Poker Face... [laughs] we will be reviewing our sales policies. [accepts note from Michael, reads it out loud] I have ten seconds to read them or this whole place blows up.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35403,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"MACGRUBER!","text_w_direction":"MACGRUBER!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35404,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Todd Packer","text":"Lame. Why don't witches wear panties?","text_w_direction":"Lame. Why don't witches wear panties?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35405,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, here we go!","text_w_direction":"Oh, here we go!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35406,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Todd Packer","text":"Because they need to grip the broom!","text_w_direction":"Because they need to grip the broom!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35407,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"OH! Who likes to water ski on Lake Erie? No wai-where does Dracula like to water ski?","text_w_direction":"[laughs] OH! Who likes to water ski on Lake Erie? No wai-where does Dracula like to water ski?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35408,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Lake Erie.","text_w_direction":"Lake Erie.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35409,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"When our warehouse workers make deliveries, they're going to be encouraged to offer clients extra products. And then they will split those commissions with sales.","text_w_direction":"When our warehouse workers make deliveries, they're going to be encouraged to offer clients extra products. And then they will split those commissions with sales.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35410,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"So, wait, drivers are going to be able to sell paper on the road?","text_w_direction":"So, wait, drivers are going to be able to sell paper on the road?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35411,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"That is correct.","text_w_direction":"That is correct.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35412,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Todd Packer","text":"Has anyone started calling you \"Gabe-wad\" yet?","text_w_direction":"Has anyone started calling you \"Gabe-wad\" yet?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35413,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"Not here.","text_w_direction":"Not here.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35414,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Danny","text":"Gabe-wad.","text_w_direction":"Gabe-wad.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35415,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"Okay, guys, fun is fun, but-","text_w_direction":"Okay, guys, fun is fun, but-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35416,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Blackula!","text_w_direction":"Blackula!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35417,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"Dracula.","text_w_direction":"Dracula.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35418,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, so... I almost forgot. You'll find this hilarious. Apparently corporate is going to have drivers sell paper on their routes now. That's like, exactly sort of the idea that you had.","text_w_direction":"Oh, so... I almost forgot. You'll find this hilarious. Apparently corporate is going to have drivers sell paper on their routes now. That's like, exactly sort of the idea that you had.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35419,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"Yes. I do remember saying something like that to you.","text_w_direction":"Yes. I do remember saying something like that to you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35420,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. I'm sorry. I blew this. You should have gotten credit for that, man.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I'm sorry. I blew this. You should have gotten credit for that, man.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35421,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"I'm just glad we're gonna try it out.","text_w_direction":"I'm just glad we're gonna try it out.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35422,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Really? We're good?","text_w_direction":"Really? We're good?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35423,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah. We're cool.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. We're cool.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35424,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay. [reaches out and shakes Darryl's hand] Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35425,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"What's under your shirt?","text_w_direction":"What's under your shirt?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35426,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Oh. It's a ream of paper. Thought you might hit me.","text_w_direction":"Oh. It's a ream of paper. Thought you might hit me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35427,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Darryl Philbin is the greatest guy in the world. And you know what I'd like? I would like to have all the racists brought together and take Darryl Philbin out to lunch. Just to see what they're missing.","text_w_direction":"Darryl Philbin is the greatest guy in the world. And you know what I'd like? I would like to have all the racists brought together and take Darryl Philbin out to lunch. Just to see what they're missing.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35428,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"It's a great stick, right?","text_w_direction":"[leans hobo sack against the refrigerator] It's a great stick, right?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35429,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"It's really good. It's a classic. I think you might win the whole thing with that.","text_w_direction":"It's really good. It's a classic. I think you might win the whole thing with that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35430,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"Thanks!","text_w_direction":"Thanks!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35431,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"Everyone realizes that this coupon book isn't actually worth fifteen thousand dollars, right? You'd have to spend two hundred thousand dollars on crap you don't actually need to get fifteen thousand dollars worth of benefits. I'm not the only one who sees this, right?","text_w_direction":"Everyone realizes that this coupon book isn't actually worth fifteen thousand dollars, right? You'd have to spend two hundred thousand dollars on crap you don't actually need to get fifteen thousand dollars worth of benefits. I'm not the only one who sees this, right?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35432,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35433,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35434,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"I get that. I get that.","text_w_direction":"I get that. I get that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35435,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Danny","text":"Excuse me, everybody. I want to invite you all to the Halloween party I'm having at my bar.","text_w_direction":"Excuse me, everybody. I want to invite you all to the Halloween party I'm having at my bar.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35436,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"You own a bar?","text_w_direction":"You own a bar?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35437,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Danny","text":"Public School, at exit 11.","text_w_direction":"Public School, at exit 11.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35438,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"That's a great name. You're hilarious. A plus!","text_w_direction":"That's a great name. You're hilarious. A plus!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35439,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Danny","text":"So. You're all on the list!","text_w_direction":"So. You're all on the list!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35440,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Hey, man, can I get a plus five? It's all guys.","text_w_direction":"Hey, man, can I get a plus five? It's all guys.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35441,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Creed","text":"Hey, what's the crowd like, Danny? Our age?","text_w_direction":"Hey, what's the crowd like, Danny? Our age?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35442,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Danny","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35443,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"I don't think that she would leave Jim for Danny.","text_w_direction":"I don't think that she would leave Jim for Danny.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35444,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"I don't know, they're both handsome.","text_w_direction":"I don't know, they're both handsome.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35445,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Pam is gonna choose whoever has a scent most like that of her father. Does anyone remember what her dad smelled like?","text_w_direction":"Pam is gonna choose whoever has a scent most like that of her father. Does anyone remember what her dad smelled like?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35446,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"I think he-","text_w_direction":"I think he-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35447,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Creed","text":"Hey hey hey, quiet, here she comes! Did you hear about that Danny guy? Heard he used to date Pam.","text_w_direction":"Hey hey hey, quiet, here she comes! Did you hear about that Danny guy? Heard he used to date Pam.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35448,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"So four years ago, when I was in Stamford, Connecticut, and dating someone else, Pam went on two dates with Danny. Which was obviously the greatest love story ever told, given how much people are walking on eggshells around us.","text_w_direction":"So four years ago, when I was in Stamford, Connecticut, and dating someone else, Pam went on two dates with Danny. Which was obviously the greatest love story ever told, given how much people are walking on eggshells around us.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35449,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"We were basically Romeo and Juliet.","text_w_direction":"We were basically Romeo and Juliet.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35450,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"That's right.","text_w_direction":"That's right.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35451,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Except where Juliet doesn't have that great a time and Romeo doesn't call back after two dates.","text_w_direction":"Except where Juliet doesn't have that great a time and Romeo doesn't call back after two dates.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35452,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Yikes.","text_w_direction":"Yikes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35453,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"But I've learned to love again. He's a cartoon sailor.","text_w_direction":"But I've learned to love again. [puts her arm on Jim's shoulder] He's a cartoon sailor.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35454,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, no.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35455,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"And looks so handsome in his UNIFORM! Please?","text_w_direction":"And looks so handsome in his UNIFORM! Please?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35456,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"No. No, I'm not gonna-no.","text_w_direction":"No. No, I'm not gonna-no.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35457,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Tuna! Tuna! Do you want us to skip this party?","text_w_direction":"Tuna! Tuna! Do you want us to skip this party?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35458,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"I don't care.","text_w_direction":"I don't care.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35459,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"I am never gonna forget what Danny did to Pam. I forget nothing. I'm like an elephant in that way.","text_w_direction":"I am never gonna forget what Danny did to Pam. I forget nothing. I'm like an elephant in that way.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35460,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"You know what else? The-this... this sucks for Jim. Right? But it also sucks for us. Because we don't get invited to a ton of Halloween parties.","text_w_direction":"You know what else? [pulling fake teeth out of his mouth] The-this... this sucks for Jim. Right? But it also sucks for us. Because we don't get invited to a ton of Halloween parties. [puts teeth back in]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35461,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah, and everyone else is gonna be there. Stanley, Phyllis, Angela, Darryl... Creed's a maybe.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, and everyone else is gonna be there. Stanley, Phyllis, Angela, Darryl... Creed's a maybe.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35462,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Creed's going?!","text_w_direction":"[removes teeth] Creed's going?!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35463,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Madge from the warehouse just made her first sale. Madge. We should have been doing this a long time ago.","text_w_direction":"Madge from the warehouse just made her first sale. Madge. We should have been doing this a long time ago.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35464,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Erin! Would you please do me a solid and get Darryl Philbin on the speakerphone?","text_w_direction":"Erin! Would you please do me a solid and get Darryl Philbin on the speakerphone?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35465,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"Hello?","text_w_direction":"[answers phone] Hello?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35466,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Hi, Darryl, come out here, please.","text_w_direction":"Hi, Darryl, come out here, please.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35467,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"I'm good.","text_w_direction":"I'm good.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35468,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"You need to stop being so shy, come out here, and embrace who you really are, superstar!","text_w_direction":"You need to stop being so shy, come out here, and embrace who you really are, superstar!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35469,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"This is embarrassing, Michael.","text_w_direction":"This is embarrassing, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35470,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, I bet it is! If you're gonna do your job well here, you gotta get used to being embarrassed.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I bet it is! If you're gonna do your job well here, you gotta get used to being embarrassed.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35471,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"Let me put my shoes on.","text_w_direction":"Let me put my shoes on. [hangs up phone, dial tone]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35472,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Um, hit the speakerphone button. The speakerphone button? The same button as you hit before... or sit on it.","text_w_direction":"[leans over toward Erin] Um, hit the speakerphone button. The speakerphone button? The same button as you hit before... or sit on it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35473,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"This whole delivery slash sales idea? You know whose idea that was? That was Darryl Philbin's. He thought of that way before the corporate fat suits.","text_w_direction":"This whole delivery slash sales idea? You know whose idea that was? That was Darryl Philbin's. He thought of that way before the corporate fat suits.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35474,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"So, what happened?","text_w_direction":"So, what happened?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35475,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I got in the way. I said no. And it just stopped. But then corporate comes up with this idea, but you know what? They need to know that it was yours. And I don't care if I take a bullet. We're gonna call them, we're gonna put them on speakerphone right now...","text_w_direction":"I got in the way. I said no. And it just stopped. But then corporate comes up with this idea, but you know what? They need to know that it was yours. And I don't care if I take a bullet. We're gonna call them, we're gonna put them on speakerphone right now...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35476,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh! [fumbles for phone]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35477,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"And we are going to straighten this out.","text_w_direction":"And we are going to straighten this out.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35478,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Screw corporate! They probably stole the idea anyway.","text_w_direction":"Screw corporate! They probably stole the idea anyway.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35479,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Mmhm!","text_w_direction":"Mmhm!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35480,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"Uh uh. Corporate stole nothing, okay? Darryl told me, and then I told them, giving Darryl full credit, so... no need to screw corporate! Or anything like that, so. Let's give Darryl a round of applause, as planned.","text_w_direction":"Uh uh. Corporate stole nothing, okay? Darryl told me, and then I told them, giving Darryl full credit, so... no need to [mimicking Andy] screw corporate! Or anything like that, so. Let's give Darryl a round of applause, as planned. [claps]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35481,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I'm a little peeved at Darryl right now.","text_w_direction":"I'm a little peeved at Darryl right now.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35482,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"He went to Gabe behind your back.","text_w_direction":"He went to Gabe behind your back.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35483,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"No, he didn't go behind my back. He went over my head.","text_w_direction":"No, he didn't go behind my back. He went over my head.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35484,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"He went over your head to go behind your back.","text_w_direction":"He went over your head to go behind your back.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35485,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"What is taking someone from behind?","text_w_direction":"What is taking someone from behind?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35486,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"No. Shh. Michael, listen. This cannot stand. We can't have workers going straight to corporate. Makes your job superfluous.","text_w_direction":"No. Shh. Michael, listen. This cannot stand. We can't have workers going straight to corporate. Makes your job superfluous.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35487,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"It was a good idea, though.","text_w_direction":"It was a good idea, though.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35488,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah. Here's another good idea. Corporate chain of command. We need to strangle Darryl's idea.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Here's another good idea. Corporate chain of command. We need to strangle Darryl's idea.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35489,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, Danny.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Danny.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35490,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Danny","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35491,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"I'm really sorry, but we can't come to your party tonight.","text_w_direction":"I'm really sorry, but we can't come to your party tonight.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35492,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Danny","text":"I was looking forward to throwing some darts with you guys.","text_w_direction":"I was looking forward to throwing some darts with you guys.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35493,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"You were?","text_w_direction":"You were?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35494,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Okay, well then, uh, I mean, maybe we could do it like... next Halloween.","text_w_direction":"Okay, well then, uh, I mean, maybe we could do it like... next Halloween.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35495,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Danny","text":"For sure.","text_w_direction":"For sure.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35496,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"We're just like, totally caught in the middle here.","text_w_direction":"We're just like, totally caught in the middle here.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35497,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Danny","text":"What are you talking about?","text_w_direction":"What are you talking about?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35498,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Well Jim and Pam basically begged us not to go...","text_w_direction":"Well Jim and Pam basically begged us not to go...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35499,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Danny","text":"Jim and Pam really don't want you to go?","text_w_direction":"Jim and Pam really don't want you to go?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35500,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"They're really upset about the whole Danny situation.","text_w_direction":"They're really upset about the whole Danny situation.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35501,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Danny","text":"I'll talk to them.","text_w_direction":"I'll talk to them.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35502,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah, but wait, don't tell them that we said anything to you.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but wait, don't tell them that we said anything to you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35503,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Danny","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35504,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Or you're dead.","text_w_direction":"Or you're dead.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35505,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Danny","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35506,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35507,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Kelly! Great costume!","text_w_direction":"Kelly! Great costume!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35508,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35509,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"KELLY! You cannot change costumes in the middle of the day! Pam, she's out.","text_w_direction":"KELLY! You cannot change costumes in the middle of the day! Pam, she's out.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35510,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"Um, if I'm out, I'm going to sue this ENTIRE COMPANY for discrimination.","text_w_direction":"Um, if I'm out, I'm going to sue this ENTIRE COMPANY for discrimination.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35511,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"Guys? You're arguing over a one in sixteen chance. Over a prize worth... forty bucks.","text_w_direction":"Guys? You're arguing over a one in sixteen chance. Over a prize worth... forty bucks.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35512,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"Um, fifteen thousand bucks, Oscar.","text_w_direction":"Um, fifteen thousand bucks, Oscar.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35513,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"Yeah, shut it, Oscar. Pam?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, shut it, Oscar. Pam?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35514,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"This is an amazing prize. I mean, I don't even want to give Pam a compliment, because she's so blegh, but she did a good job. I really want that coupon book.","text_w_direction":"This is an amazing prize. I mean, I don't even want to give Pam a compliment, because she's so blegh, but she did a good job. I really want that coupon book.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35515,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Garbage magnet. Garbage magnet, God! Magnets are interesting enough, you don't need to tart them up with some design. I can't believe this doesn't make you mad!","text_w_direction":"Garbage magnet. [throws magnet] Garbage magnet, God! Magnets are interesting enough, you don't need to tart them up with some design. [to Michael] I can't believe this doesn't make you mad!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35516,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"What the hell are they talking about?","text_w_direction":"[staring at Gabe and Kevin] What the hell are they talking about?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35517,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Hmm, Kevin and Gabe. Probably about the extremes of the human physique.","text_w_direction":"Hmm, Kevin and Gabe. Probably about the extremes of the human physique.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35518,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Do you think that Kevin is going over my head? I don't- Oh my GOD. Okay. All right. All right. You know what? That's inappropriate, Kevin. I am your boss, and if you have something to say, it goes through me, and then I take it to Gabe. Chain of command. Do you understand?","text_w_direction":"Do you think that Kevin is going over my head? I don't-[sees Kevin and Gabe fist-bump] Oh my GOD. Okay. All right. All right. You know what? That's inappropriate, Kevin. I am your boss, and if you have something to say, it goes through me, and then I take it to Gabe. Chain of command. Do you understand?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35519,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"I am so sorry.","text_w_direction":"I am so sorry.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35520,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, you're sorry?","text_w_direction":"Oh, you're sorry?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35521,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"I just thought-","text_w_direction":"I just thought-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35522,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"What did you just thought?","text_w_direction":"What did you just thought?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35523,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Well, Gabe asked me if there were any really cool Lady Gaga moves that he could do for the catwalk. And so then I tol-","text_w_direction":"Well, Gabe asked me if there were any really cool Lady Gaga moves that he could do for the catwalk. And so then I tol-[tries not to cry]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35524,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35525,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"I told him that there was this one cool move where she powers down like a robot.","text_w_direction":"I told him that there was this one cool move where she powers down like a robot.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35526,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35527,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Okay? But I- I am so sorry that I didn't tell you first.","text_w_direction":"Okay? But I- I am so sorry that I didn't tell you first.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35528,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Well, don't let it happen again.","text_w_direction":"Well, don't let it happen again.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35529,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"You think that I would let this happen again?! NO WAY JOSE.","text_w_direction":"[hysterical] You think that I would let this happen again?! NO WAY JOSE.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35530,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I-","text_w_direction":"I-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35531,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"you, Gabe!","text_w_direction":"[bleep] you, Gabe!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35532,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"Okay...","text_w_direction":"Okay...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35533,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Danny","text":"Can you imagine? It's just crazy.","text_w_direction":"Can you imagine? It's just crazy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35534,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"That is crazy. We would never care if Andy or Kevin went to your party.","text_w_direction":"That is crazy. We would never care if Andy or Kevin went to your party.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35535,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Danny","text":"Look, I'm just glad we can laugh about it. Because I was a little nervous about coming to work here, with, you know, our history.","text_w_direction":"Look, I'm just glad we can laugh about it. Because I was a little nervous about coming to work here, with, you know, our history.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35536,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, my gosh! People keep blowing it out of proportion! It's not even a history.","text_w_direction":"Oh, my gosh! People keep blowing it out of proportion! It's not even a history.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35537,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Danny","text":"Exactly.","text_w_direction":"Exactly.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35538,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"It's not like you guys had some long relationship right? Big painful breakup I don't know about?","text_w_direction":"It's not like you guys had some long relationship right? Big painful breakup I don't know about?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35539,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Danny","text":"No! Two or three dates.","text_w_direction":"No! Two or three dates.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35540,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"It was two.","text_w_direction":"It was two.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35541,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Danny","text":"Was it two? I thought it was three.","text_w_direction":"Was it two? I thought it was three.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35542,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"No, we um, we had plans for a third, but then I don't know, you never called me back, so...","text_w_direction":"No, we um, we had plans for a third, but then I don't know, you never called me back, so...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35543,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Oooh! You can't handle the truth!","text_w_direction":"Oooh! You can't handle the truth! [laughs]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35544,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Danny","text":"Well, that does not sound like me.","text_w_direction":"[laughing] Well, that does not sound like me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35545,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah? It was though, that's what happened.","text_w_direction":"Yeah? [stops laughing] It was though, that's what happened.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35546,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Danny","text":"Well, great, I just wanted to make sure that things weren't weird.","text_w_direction":"[stops laughing] Well, great, I just wanted to make sure that things weren't weird.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35547,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Hmm-mm.","text_w_direction":"Hmm-mm.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35548,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, this whole going over my head-gate? Is making people act weird. The chain of command is crumbling. Do you know what just happened? I just made Kevin cry. And Gabe looks like Lady Gaga. That's not Halloween. Halloween should be a day in which we honor monsters and not be mad at each other.","text_w_direction":"Okay, this whole going over my head-gate? Is making people act weird. The chain of command is crumbling. Do you know what just happened? I just made Kevin cry. And Gabe looks like Lady Gaga. That's not Halloween. Halloween should be a day in which we honor monsters and not be mad at each other.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35549,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"I'm not mad. Are you mad?","text_w_direction":"I'm not mad. Are you mad?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35550,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"You went over my head. And then you lied to my face. So my head and my face have taken a beating.","text_w_direction":"You went over my head. And then you lied to my face. So my head and my face have taken a beating.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35551,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"Well, I'm sorry if it seems that way to you.","text_w_direction":"Well, I'm sorry if it seems that way to you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35552,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, that might help. If you said \"I'm sorry\" in front of everybody.","text_w_direction":"Okay, that might help. If you said \"I'm sorry\" in front of everybody.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35553,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"Mike.","text_w_direction":"Mike.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35554,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"In front of me.","text_w_direction":"In front of me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35555,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"You made a bad call. And I fixed it. So I'm not apologizing.","text_w_direction":"You made a bad call. And I fixed it. So I'm not apologizing.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35556,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"So that's it.","text_w_direction":"So that's it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35557,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"That's it.","text_w_direction":"That's it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35558,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Is it?","text_w_direction":"Is it?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35559,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35560,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Sookehhh. Bill Compton, from True Blood.","text_w_direction":"Sookehhh. [removes teeth] Bill Compton, from True Blood.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35561,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"How many freakin' vampires am I supposed to care about these days?","text_w_direction":"How many freakin' vampires am I supposed to care about these days?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35562,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"I guess you could say I'm still in costume. I'm a rational consumer.","text_w_direction":"I guess you could say I'm still in costume. I'm a rational consumer.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35563,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35564,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"Stupid coupon booklet. Have you seen my costume? I'm a rational consumer.","text_w_direction":"Stupid coupon booklet. Have you seen my costume? I'm a rational consumer.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35565,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah, I uh, heard you say it to Phyllis. That's a good line.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I uh, heard you say it to Phyllis. That's a good line.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35566,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, everybody! After you walk the runway everyone has to vote for who gets the coupon book. And you can't vote for yourself.","text_w_direction":"Okay, everybody! After you walk the runway everyone has to vote for who gets the coupon book. And you can't vote for yourself.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35567,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Pam. Can you vote for other people?","text_w_direction":"Pam. Can you vote for other people?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35568,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, I gotta get in on this. Hey, it's cool, man, I work in the warehouse! I'm cool! I'm hip and I'm jive! And I don't care about nobody! Do you know who I am? Happy Halloween, jerk!","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I gotta get in on this. [mocking Darryl] Hey, it's cool, man, I work in the warehouse! I'm cool! I'm hip and I'm jive! And I don't care about nobody! Do you know who I am? Happy Halloween, jerk!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35569,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Still don't know who I am? I'll give you a hint. I go over other people's heads.","text_w_direction":"Still don't know who I am? I'll give you a hint. I go over other people's heads.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35570,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, this is a bad idea.","text_w_direction":"Michael, this is a bad idea.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35571,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"What's a bad idea?","text_w_direction":"What's a bad idea?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35572,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Dressing up as somebody-I mean, when has that ever worked for you?","text_w_direction":"Dressing up as somebody-I mean, when has that ever worked for you?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35573,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"NEVER! Okay, you know what? Fine. I'm not Darryl. And thank God I'm not Darryl.","text_w_direction":"NEVER! [tosses wig] Okay, you know what? Fine. I'm not Darryl. And thank God I'm not Darryl.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35574,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"Could you for once just let us enjoy a party instead of making it about all your issues?","text_w_direction":"Could you for once just let us enjoy a party instead of making it about all your issues?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35575,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"Raaah!","text_w_direction":"[walking down the runway] Raaah! [waves sword]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35576,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"I present to you the rational consumer, as it were.","text_w_direction":"I present to you the [finger quotes] rational consumer, as it were.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35577,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Angela as the nurse!","text_w_direction":"Angela as the nurse!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35578,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"I don't like your tone! Look, they were sold out of all the other costumes, okay? I think we all live in the real world, here. Let's not pretend to be unaware of what sells in this office.","text_w_direction":"I don't like your tone! Look, they were sold out of all the other costumes, okay? I think we all live in the real world, here. Let's not pretend to be unaware of what sells in this office.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35579,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"What should we ask?","text_w_direction":"What should we ask?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35580,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, can I play? Why don't you ask if Darryl is a bad friend who backstabs people in the back?","text_w_direction":"Hey, can I play? Why don't you ask if Darryl is a bad friend who backstabs people in the back?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35581,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"We have one question to ask the spirit world and you want us to ask that?","text_w_direction":"We have one question to ask the spirit world and you want us to ask that?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35582,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"He says no.","text_w_direction":"He says no.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35583,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Aaah! Darryl moved it. You moved it.","text_w_direction":"Aaah! Darryl moved it. You moved it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35584,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35585,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight, you saw Darryl move it, right?","text_w_direction":"Dwight, you saw Darryl move it, right?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35586,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Let's just say I saw exactly what the two of you wanted me to see.","text_w_direction":"Let's just say I saw exactly what the two of you wanted me to see.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35587,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"I know how to sit on a fence. Hell, I can even sleep on a fence. The trick is to do it face down with the post in your mouth.","text_w_direction":"I know how to sit on a fence. Hell, I can even sleep on a fence. The trick is to do it face down with the post in your mouth.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35588,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"If you had one word you would use to describe Darryl what would that word be?","text_w_direction":"If you had one word you would use to describe Darryl what would that word be?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35589,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"A... S... S... H... E... T?","text_w_direction":"[hands are being forced to the letters] A... S... S... H... E... T?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35590,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"An asset!","text_w_direction":"An asset!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35591,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Ah! That's enough.","text_w_direction":"Ah! [lets go, candy corn flies everywhere] That's enough.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35592,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Danny","text":"I don't think it's gonna work out the way you think.","text_w_direction":"I don't think it's gonna work out the way you think.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35593,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Todd Packer","text":"I don't think you get it.","text_w_direction":"I don't think you get it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35594,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Danny","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35595,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35596,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Danny","text":"This is some party, huh?","text_w_direction":"This is some party, huh?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35597,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"When you work hard, you play hard around here. Even if you don't work hard. Oh, here's something. Uh, why didn't you ever call Pam back?","text_w_direction":"When you work hard, you play hard around here. Even if you don't work hard. Oh, here's something. Uh, why didn't you ever call Pam back?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35598,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Danny","text":"Are you serious?","text_w_direction":"Are you serious?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35599,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. I mean, I'm not saying that everyone has to fall in love, or anything, I'm just saying... but you know, to not even call her back is...","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I mean, I'm not saying that everyone has to fall in love, or anything, I'm just saying... but you know, to not even call her back is...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35600,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Danny","text":"You know what it was? I think she gave me her number but then her fours look like eights, and...","text_w_direction":"You know what it was? I think she gave me her number but then her fours look like eights, and...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35601,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Could be. But you also called her the second time so you had the number right.","text_w_direction":"Could be. But you also called her the second time so you had the number right.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35602,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Todd Packer","text":"Halpert, you lookin' for someone to bang your wife?","text_w_direction":"Halpert, you lookin' for someone to bang your wife?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35603,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Nope.","text_w_direction":"Nope.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35604,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Danny","text":"Okay. You wanna know? I didn't call her back because she spent the whole date talking about you. She was obviously in love with you.","text_w_direction":"Okay. You wanna know? I didn't call her back because she spent the whole date talking about you. She was obviously in love with you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35605,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Fifty seven. Fifty eight.","text_w_direction":"Fifty seven. Fifty eight.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35606,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"Wait, wait. She hasn't moved in awhile.","text_w_direction":"Wait, wait. She hasn't moved in awhile.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35607,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"ERIN!","text_w_direction":"[reaches over to pull Erin out of apple bobbing water] ERIN!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35608,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Two! I got two. I ate two whole apples.","text_w_direction":"Two! I got two. I ate two whole apples.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35609,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"I'd remember talking about Jim. That wasn't it.","text_w_direction":"I'd remember talking about Jim. That wasn't it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35610,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Just tell her the real reason.","text_w_direction":"Just tell her the real reason.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35611,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Danny","text":"Do you honestly want to know why I didn't call her back on a date over four years ago?","text_w_direction":"Do you honestly want to know why I didn't call her back on a date over four years ago?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35612,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Hey. She had a nice time. It seems rude.","text_w_direction":"Hey. She had a nice time. It seems rude.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35613,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"I did. And it's just one of those things that's going to keep gnawing at me, like \"gnaw, gnaw, why? Why didn't he? I have no idea why.\"","text_w_direction":"I did. And it's just one of those things that's going to keep gnawing at me, like \"gnaw, gnaw, why? Why didn't he? I have no idea why.\"","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35614,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Danny","text":"Okay. Honestly. I didn't call you back because I-thought you seemed a little... dorky.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Honestly. I didn't call you back because I-thought you seemed a little... dorky.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35615,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, man.","text_w_direction":"Hey, man.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35616,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Thank you! Thank you. I got it. Now I know. You thought I was a little dorky. You know? Okay. Well, excuuuuse me.","text_w_direction":"Thank you! Thank you. I got it. Now I know. You thought I was a little dorky. You know? [gibberish sounds] Okay. Well, excuuuuse me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35617,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"In the future, you need to get Michael's approval on anything before coming to me.","text_w_direction":"In the future, you need to get Michael's approval on anything before coming to me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35618,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35619,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"You're gonna be missing out on some good ideas.","text_w_direction":"You're gonna be missing out on some good ideas.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35620,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"Okay, well, obviously if it's a really, really good idea, my door is open.","text_w_direction":"Okay, well, obviously if it's a really, really good idea, my door is open.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35621,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"If they're good ideas, I'm not gonna say no!","text_w_direction":"If they're good ideas, I'm not gonna say no!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35622,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"You said no to this one!","text_w_direction":"You said no to this one!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35623,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"That was-okay, you make one mistake in fifteen years and you drag me over the coals, after everything I did for you?","text_w_direction":"That was-okay, you make one mistake in fifteen years and you drag me over the coals, after everything I did for you?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35624,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"What have you done for me?","text_w_direction":"What have you done for me?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35625,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Oh...","text_w_direction":"Oh...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35626,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"What have you done for me?","text_w_direction":"What have you done for me?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35627,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Well...","text_w_direction":"Well...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35628,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"Ed Truck hired me. Jo promoted me. Gabe listened to me. All you've ever done is say no to me. I have ambition. And you kept me at the same level for years.","text_w_direction":"Ed Truck hired me. Jo promoted me. Gabe listened to me. All you've ever done is say no to me. I have ambition. And you kept me at the same level for years.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35629,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"Ohh. Dropping bombs, right? This really make you think, Michael?","text_w_direction":"Ohh. Dropping bombs, right? [explosion noise] This really make you think, Michael?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35630,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Stop it! Stop, stop. We're thinking. We're thinking about it.","text_w_direction":"Stop it! Stop, stop. We're thinking. We're thinking about it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35631,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35632,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"You don't have to point to the fact that we're thinking about it. Stop it! Just let us think. Okay, next time you have a really great idea, we will put it in a hat, and then we will have Erin pick it out of the hat and let her decide.","text_w_direction":"You don't have to point to the fact that we're thinking about it. Stop it! Just let us think. Okay, next time you have a really great idea, we will put it in a hat, and then we will have Erin pick it out of the hat and let her decide.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35633,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"I don't understand the point of a hat.","text_w_direction":"I don't understand the point of a hat.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35634,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"You're right, we don't need a hat.","text_w_direction":"You're right, we don't need a hat.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35635,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"I am not budging on the hat issue.","text_w_direction":"I am not budging on the hat issue.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35636,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"Okay. We're going to table the hat question. The best ideas are going to come to me, I make the final decision, period.","text_w_direction":"Okay. We're going to table the hat question. The best ideas are going to come to me, I make the final decision, period.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35637,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. We both reserve the right to go to Jo if we disagree with Gabe.","text_w_direction":"Okay. We both reserve the right to go to Jo if we disagree with Gabe.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35638,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"Okay, why don't we simplify this? Darryl brings it to Michael, Michael brings it to me, no one calls Jo.","text_w_direction":"Okay, why don't we simplify this? Darryl brings it to Michael, Michael brings it to me, no one calls Jo.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35639,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Unless you and I decide we want to talk to Jo, then we'll give her a call.","text_w_direction":"Unless you and I decide we want to talk to Jo, then we'll give her a call.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35640,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"Cool. Okay. Sorry I lied.","text_w_direction":"Cool. Okay. Sorry I lied.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35641,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Sorry I was a jerk.","text_w_direction":"Sorry I was a jerk.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35642,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Michael","text":"Friends fight. Friends fight.","text_w_direction":"Friends fight. Friends fight.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35643,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"What's up, man?","text_w_direction":"What's up, man?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35644,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"Sometimes it seems like it was better down in the warehouse, you know?","text_w_direction":"Sometimes it seems like it was better down in the warehouse, you know?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35645,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"When I was a freshman in college, I worked at the student newspaper, the Cornell Daily Sun? This was at Cornell. I had to write an op-ed column every day. Bernard's Regards.","text_w_direction":"When I was a freshman in college, I worked at the student newspaper, the Cornell Daily Sun? This was at Cornell. I had to write an op-ed column every day. Bernard's Regards.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35646,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"This was your freshman year.","text_w_direction":"This was your freshman year.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35647,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"I started to ask myself, \"Do I have big plans here?\" I didn't want to become editor of that paper, so I got up and walked right out of Walter Bernard hall, and that's actually when I heard eight male voices, singing, unencumbered by instruments. I was hooked. So is becoming CEO of this company your a capella group? Come on, we're going to Danny's bar. Public School.","text_w_direction":"I started to ask myself, \"Do I have big plans here?\" I didn't want to become editor of that paper, so I got up and walked right out of Walter Bernard hall, and that's actually when I heard eight male voices, singing, unencumbered by instruments. I was hooked. So is becoming CEO of this company your a capella group? Come on, we're going to Danny's bar. Public School.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35648,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"No. I got some work to do. I do got big plans with this company.","text_w_direction":"No. I got some work to do. I do got big plans with this company.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35649,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"To be honest, I still can't believe he didn't call her back. Who doesn't call a dork like that back?","text_w_direction":"To be honest, I still can't believe he didn't call her back. Who doesn't call a dork like that back?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35650,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, wow!","text_w_direction":"Oh, wow!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35651,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Spinach in a can. Power eat spinach.","text_w_direction":"[holding Cece] Spinach in a can. Power eat spinach. [Popeye sound]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35652,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Aww, my hero!","text_w_direction":"Aww, my hero!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35653,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, everyone, I've tallied the votes, and the winner... of the costume celebration spectacular... and the Scranton Wilkes-Barre coupon book... Oscar Martinez.","text_w_direction":"Okay, everyone, I've tallied the votes, and the winner... of the costume celebration spectacular... and the Scranton Wilkes-Barre coupon book... Oscar Martinez.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35654,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"If I have to vote for someone, I don't want it to be someone who can beat me.","text_w_direction":"If I have to vote for someone, I don't want it to be someone who can beat me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35655,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Shake things up. I'm a Nader guy.","text_w_direction":"Shake things up. I'm a Nader guy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35656,"season":7,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Costume Contest","director":"Dean Holland","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Creed","text":"Best Edward James Olmos costume I've ever seen. Like, freaky good.","text_w_direction":"Best Edward James Olmos costume I've ever seen. Like, freaky good.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1663,"air_date":"2010-10-28"}
{"index":35657,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Pam","text":"I know a lot of us have been feeling under the weather lately. It's that time of year. And according to a study done by the University of Arizona, they've discovered that your keyboards have hundreds of times more bacteria, per square inch, than a toilet seat.","text_w_direction":"I know a lot of us have been feeling under the weather lately. It's that time of year. And according to a study done by the University of Arizona, they've discovered that your keyboards have hundreds of times more bacteria, per square inch, than a toilet seat.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35658,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Kelly","text":"I heard your momma had more bacteria per square inch than a toilet seat.","text_w_direction":"I heard your momma had more bacteria per square inch than a toilet seat.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35659,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"That's true, that's true. I dated her momma, and you know what-","text_w_direction":"That's true, that's true. I dated her momma, and you know what-","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35660,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Jim","text":"Stop.","text_w_direction":"Stop.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35661,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Um... kay. Uh, alright.","text_w_direction":"[under his breath] Um... kay. Uh, alright.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35662,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Pam","text":"One of the simplest ways to cut down on the spread of germs is to use something called the vampire cough.","text_w_direction":"One of the simplest ways to cut down on the spread of germs is to use something called the vampire cough.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35663,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Erin","text":"Di-Did you say vampire?","text_w_direction":"Di-Did you say vampire?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35664,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, no, it's just that if a vampire had to cough, he would do it like this.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, it's just that if a vampire had to cough, he would do it like this. [coughs into elbow]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35665,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh-huh. Right. And ruin their cloaks? Do you have any idea how expensive wool is in Transylvania? 'Cause of the euro.","text_w_direction":"Uh-huh. Right. And ruin their cloaks? Do you have any idea how expensive wool is in Transylvania? [looks at camera] 'Cause of the euro.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35666,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Pam","text":"Well, other things you can do to help cut down on the spread of disease are to wash your hands regularly. Don't come in if you're sick.","text_w_direction":"Well, other things you can do to help cut down on the spread of disease are to wash your hands regularly. Don't come in if you're sick.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35667,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh...","text_w_direction":"[rolls his eyes and shakes his head] Uh...","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35668,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Pam","text":"And get your flu shot. Also, I'm going to set up hand sanitizing stations around the office.","text_w_direction":"And get your flu shot. Also, I'm going to set up hand sanitizing stations around the office.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35669,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Dwight","text":"NO, no, no. They will cost you your life.","text_w_direction":"NO, no, no. They will cost you your life.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35670,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Jim","text":"Elaborate.","text_w_direction":"Elaborate.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35671,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Dwight","text":"The worst thing you can do for your immune system is to coddle it. They need to fight their own battles. If Sabre really cared about our well-being, they would set up hand de-sanitizing stations. A simple bowl at every juncture filled with dirt, vomit, fecal matter...","text_w_direction":"The worst thing you can do for your immune system is to coddle it. They need to fight their own battles. If Sabre really cared about our well-being, they would set up hand de-sanitizing stations. A simple bowl at every juncture filled with dirt, vomit, fecal matter...","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35672,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Pam","text":"I'm not - I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that.","text_w_direction":"I'm not - I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35673,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Dwight","text":"Exposing yourself to germs is the best way to make yourself stronger.","text_w_direction":"Exposing yourself to germs is the best way to make yourself stronger.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35674,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Jim","text":"So by that rationale, if I had to sneeze, I should just sneeze on you.","text_w_direction":"So by that rationale, if I had to sneeze, I should just sneeze on you.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35675,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes. I would welcome it.","text_w_direction":"Yes. I would welcome it.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35676,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Jim","text":"You're welcome.","text_w_direction":"[sneezes on Dwight, looks at camera] You're welcome.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35677,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Dwight","text":"The principle is sound. To avoid illness, expose yourself to germs, enabling your immune system to develop antibodies. I don't know why everyone doesn't do this. Maybe they have something against living forever.","text_w_direction":"The principle is sound. To avoid illness, expose yourself to germs, enabling your immune system to develop antibodies. I don't know why everyone doesn't do this. Maybe they have something against living forever.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35678,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Angela","text":"Jim. Pam. And the precious bundle of God's gift to everything. I wish you both a pleasant day. And you too. Yes. Praise God. Ok.","text_w_direction":"Jim. Pam. [gasps, speaks in baby voice] And the precious bundle of God's gift to everything. [back to her normal voice] I wish you both a pleasant day. [baby voice] And you too. Yes. Praise God. Ok.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35679,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Pam","text":"Cece's getting christened today.","text_w_direction":"Cece's getting christened today.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35680,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Jim","text":"Big day.","text_w_direction":"Big day.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35681,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Pam","text":"Everyone from work is here. We weren't planning on that.","text_w_direction":"Everyone from work is here. We weren't planning on that.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35682,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Jim","text":"Nope.","text_w_direction":"Nope.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35683,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Top of the Sunday morning to you.","text_w_direction":"Top of the Sunday morning to you.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35684,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Andy","text":"And a top of the day to you too, sir.","text_w_direction":"And a top of the day to you too, sir.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35685,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Ryan","text":"Hope you brought your pipes. We're about to smoke the opium of the masses.","text_w_direction":"Hope you brought your pipes. We're about to smoke the opium of the masses.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35686,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, yes. Doobie-doobie doo.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yes. [mimicking smoking] Doobie-doobie doo.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35687,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"I invited everyone in the office because it's not a day for just Jim or Pam or the baby or me. It is about us all. And I thought we should all celebrate... my joy. And our, all of ours joys.","text_w_direction":"I invited everyone in the office because it's not a day for just Jim or Pam or the baby or me. It is about us all. And I thought we should all celebrate... my joy. And our, all of ours joys.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35688,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Andy","text":"Ah, man.","text_w_direction":"[looking at Cece, under his breath] Ah, man. [looks at Erin talking to Gabe]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35689,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Andy","text":"Does the Nard-dog want Nard-pups? Yeah. I want a big ol' litter of Nard-pups. All jumping around, sucking on the teet. Put 'em in a box, give 'em to my neighbors. Yeah, I want kids.","text_w_direction":"Does the Nard-dog want Nard-pups? Yeah. I want a big ol' litter of Nard-pups. All jumping around, sucking on the teet. Put 'em in a box, give 'em to my neighbors. Yeah, I want kids.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35690,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Dwight","text":"For all your paper and printer needs. For all your paper and printer needs. For all your paper and printer needs.","text_w_direction":"[handing out cards] For all your paper and printer needs. For all your paper and printer needs. For all your paper and printer needs.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35691,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Toby","text":"Sunday church service... it's been a few years. The Big Guy and I, we got some catching up to do.","text_w_direction":"Sunday church service... it's been a few years. The Big Guy and I, we got some catching up to do.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35692,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Hey. Hey. I got an offer that you can't refuse. Scooch over.","text_w_direction":"[in an old man mobster voice] Hey. Hey. I got an offer that you can't refuse. Scooch over.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35693,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, Michael, this is just for family.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Michael, this is just for family.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35694,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"But I'm the Godfather.","text_w_direction":"But I'm the Godfather.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35695,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Jim","text":"It is really funny, but you know that can be confusing at a christening because you are not the godfather.","text_w_direction":"It is really funny, but you know that can be confusing at a christening because you are not the godfather.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35696,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Are you talking to me?","text_w_direction":"Are you talking to me?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35697,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Jim","text":"Ok, your turn.","text_w_direction":"[whispers to Pam] Ok, your turn.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35698,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Scooch. Before I shoot you in the head.","text_w_direction":"Scooch. Before I shoot you in the head.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35699,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, Michael. Um, you know I love when you do that voice, but today, I'm so sorry. I need you to tell me that you know you're not Cece's godfather.","text_w_direction":"Okay, Michael. Um, you know I love when you do that voice, but today, I'm so sorry. I need you to tell me that you know you're not Cece's godfather.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35700,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35701,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Pam","text":"I'm sorry, Michael. I need you to say it. I'm so sorry.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, Michael. I need you to say it. I'm so sorry.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35702,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"I'm not the godfather.","text_w_direction":"[normal voice] I'm not the godfather.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35703,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, thank you.","text_w_direction":"Okay, thank you.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35704,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"So who is the godfather?","text_w_direction":"[clears his throat] So who is the godfather?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35705,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Pam","text":"Our friend, Seth, and his wife there.","text_w_direction":"Our friend, Seth, and his wife there.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35706,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Old friend, like, you've known him since kindergarten?","text_w_direction":"Okay. Old friend, like, you've known him since kindergarten?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35707,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Pam","text":"No, I met his wife in Mommy and Me. They're a great couple. You should meet them later.","text_w_direction":"No, I met his wife in Mommy and Me. They're a great couple. You should meet them later.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35708,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"No, I have plenty of friends, so... all right, well, you have great seats. Enjoy the show.","text_w_direction":"No, I have plenty of friends, so... all right, well, you have great seats. Enjoy the show.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35709,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Pam","text":"Okay. Thank you for coming, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Thank you for coming, Michael.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35710,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"I don't even know how to say this, but Cece is turning out to be a little b-i-t-c-h. And that's not true, but her parents are kind of boxing me out.","text_w_direction":"I don't even know how to say this, but Cece is turning out to be a little b-i-t-c-h. And that's not true, but her parents are kind of boxing me out.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35711,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Church congregation","text":"We ask you, Lord, come to our aid.","text_w_direction":"[singing] We ask you, Lord, come to our aid.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35712,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Pastor","text":"Good morning.","text_w_direction":"Good morning.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35713,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"All","text":"Good morning.","text_w_direction":"Good morning.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35714,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Good morning.","text_w_direction":"Good morning.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35715,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Pastor","text":"What a terrific day this is, and not just because the Eagles are playing.","text_w_direction":"What a terrific day this is, and not just because the Eagles are playing. [laughter, Kevin giggles]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35716,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Pastor","text":"You may have seen the bus out front. Today we also say good-bye to our young adult ministry. They're leaving for three months to build a school for the village of Quimixto, in Cabo Corrientes, Mexico.","text_w_direction":"You may have seen the bus out front. Today we also say good-bye to our young adult ministry. They're leaving for three months to build a school for the village of Quimixto, in Cabo Corrientes, Mexico.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35717,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Ryan","text":"I've heard of that place. If you go to Cabo San Lucas, all the prostitutes are from Cabo Corrientes.","text_w_direction":"I've heard of that place. If you go to Cabo San Lucas, all the prostitutes are from Cabo Corrientes.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35718,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Toby","text":"Okay, this is, all right, this is silly. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope...","text_w_direction":"[stands outside church entrance] Okay, this is, all right, this is silly. [goes inside] [walks back out] Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope...","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35719,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Female church member","text":"And thank you for your prayers for Justin. We hope for a speedy recovery.","text_w_direction":"And thank you for your prayers for Justin. We hope for a speedy recovery.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35720,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Pastor","text":"Thank you. Anyone else with a prayer or a remembrance?","text_w_direction":"Thank you. Anyone else with a prayer or a remembrance? [Dwight and an eldery man stand up at the same time, Dwight stares at him, man sits back down]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35721,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Dwight","text":"Good morning. Dwight Schrute. Thank you all for your prayers and your remembrances. Like Justin and his disfigurement, I too have had a horrible year. They say that the middle class is disappearing, and with it, the soul of America. So, as a gift to this beautiful congregation, I would like to offer a 4% discount on all Dunder Mifflin Sabre products if you buy a printer at full price.","text_w_direction":"Good morning. Dwight Schrute. Thank you all for your prayers and your remembrances. Like Justin and his disfigurement, I too have had a horrible year. They say that the middle class is disappearing, and with it, the soul of America. So, as a gift to this beautiful congregation, I would like to offer a 4% discount on all Dunder Mifflin Sabre products if you buy a printer at full price.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35722,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Pastor","text":"Christening calls to repentance, to faithfulness, and to discipleship. We've come to celebrate these babies.","text_w_direction":"Christening calls to repentance, to faithfulness, and to discipleship. We've come to celebrate these babies.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35723,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Pam","text":"Somebody needs a change.","text_w_direction":"[looking at Cece's diaper] Somebody needs a change.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35724,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Jim","text":"Right now?","text_w_direction":"Right now?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35725,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Pam","text":"Well, she can't bring this up with her.","text_w_direction":"Well, she can't bring this up with her.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35726,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. All right, come on. Where are we going? Where are we going? We're gonna take a little field trip.","text_w_direction":"Okay. All right, come on. [picks up Cece from Pam, whispers to her] Where are we going? Where are we going? We're gonna take a little field trip.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35727,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. Okay. There's my girl. All right. Hold on one second. There we go. What's that face for? Oh, my-oh, my God. Cece, no. No, no, no, not on the dress! Cece, stop!","text_w_direction":"[whispering, going into the bathroom with Cece] Okay. Okay. There's my girl. All right. Hold on one second. There we go. What's that face for? Oh, my-oh, my God. Cece, no. No, no, no, not on the dress! Cece, stop!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35728,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Pam","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"[seeing Jim come in with Cece wearing an old t-shirt] What?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35729,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35730,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Pam","text":"Honey, no.","text_w_direction":"Honey, no.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35731,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Jim","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35732,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Pam","text":"No, no.","text_w_direction":"No, no.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35733,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Jim","text":"This is happening.","text_w_direction":"This is happening.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35734,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Pam","text":"We have an extra outfit in the bag.","text_w_direction":"We have an extra outfit in the bag.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35735,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Jim","text":"No. There's no extra outfit in the bag.","text_w_direction":"No. There's no extra outfit in the bag.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35736,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Pam","text":"You said you checked it.","text_w_direction":"You said you checked it.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35737,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Jim","text":"I did... say that.","text_w_direction":"I did... say that.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35738,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Pastor","text":"At this time, will the families please come join me?","text_w_direction":"At this time, will the families please come join me?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35739,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Jim and Pam and Cece really seem to be clicking. They are totally gelling. It's as if they leave my office and they go to another office that sells happiness. And good for them. That's great, because, you know, the paper industry's not gonna last forever.","text_w_direction":"Jim and Pam and Cece really seem to be clicking. They are totally gelling. It's as if they leave my office and they go to another office that sells happiness. And good for them. That's great, because, you know, the paper industry's not gonna last forever.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35740,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Pastor","text":"Before we go, I'd like to remind everyone that the \"Halberts\" have been kind enough to host a reception next door immediately following the service.","text_w_direction":"Before we go, I'd like to remind everyone that the \"Halberts\" have been kind enough to host a reception next door immediately following the service.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35741,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Jim","text":"Mm. No. Wrong on both counts.","text_w_direction":"Mm. No. Wrong on both counts.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35742,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, \"A,\" Halbert. And, \"B,\" I think a more appropriate statement would be, \"The 'Halberts' are hosting an intimate reception for their invited guests.\"","text_w_direction":"Okay, \"A,\" Halbert. And, \"B,\" I think a more appropriate statement would be, \"The 'Halberts' are hosting an intimate reception for their invited guests.\"","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35743,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Ryan","text":"For all their generosity of spirit, they password-protect their wireless?","text_w_direction":"For all their generosity of spirit, they password-protect their wireless?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35744,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Kelly","text":"Try \"Jesus.\"","text_w_direction":"Try \"Jesus.\"","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35745,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Dwight","text":"Opus dei.","text_w_direction":"Opus dei.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35746,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Male church member","text":"Hi. Good morning.","text_w_direction":"[to Michael] Hi. Good morning.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35747,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Good morning.","text_w_direction":"Good morning.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35748,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Female church member [to Michael]","text":"Good morning.","text_w_direction":"Good morning.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35749,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Good morning.","text_w_direction":"Good morning.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35750,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Ryan","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35751,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Dwight","text":"Shh, shh, shh.","text_w_direction":"Shh, shh, shh.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35752,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"How are you? Good morning. Good morning.","text_w_direction":"[walking around and greeting people] How are you? Good morning. Good morning.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35753,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Lady","text":"Good morning.","text_w_direction":"Good morning.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35754,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"I am feeling this. Call it the Holy Spirit or the passion of the Christ. I am loving these people.","text_w_direction":"I am feeling this. Call it the Holy Spirit or the passion of the Christ. I am loving these people.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35755,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35756,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Doug [church member]","text":"I'm Doug Mcpherson, Davey's uncle.","text_w_direction":"I'm Doug Mcpherson, Davey's uncle.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35757,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, well, Dave is an adorable baby.","text_w_direction":"Oh, well, Dave is an adorable baby.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35758,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Doug","text":"Davey.","text_w_direction":"Davey.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35759,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. [Doug walks away]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35760,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Pam","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35761,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Angela","text":"Well, this is intimate.","text_w_direction":"Well, this is intimate.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35762,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Pam","text":"We just had to add a few more tables. We weren't expecting this many people.","text_w_direction":"We just had to add a few more tables. We weren't expecting this many people.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35763,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Angela","text":"You don't know them all?","text_w_direction":"You don't know them all?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35764,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Pam","text":"Nope, and we're gonna need a loaves and fishes kind of miracle to feed 'em all.","text_w_direction":"Nope, and we're gonna need a loaves and fishes kind of miracle to feed 'em all.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35765,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Angela","text":"Jesus is not your caterer. But he should be your caterer 'cause you're a little angel. Why didn't your parents get you a caterer? They don't think.","text_w_direction":"Jesus is not your caterer. [baby voice to Cece] But he should be your caterer 'cause you're a little angel. Why didn't your parents get you a caterer? [normal voice] They don't think.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35766,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Pam","text":"Hm. Don't listen to her. She's just jealous 'cause she doesn't get to come home to someone as cute as you.","text_w_direction":"[to Cece] Hm. Don't listen to her. She's just jealous 'cause she doesn't get to come home to someone as cute as you.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35767,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Jim","text":"Huh, you think she is jealous about having a baby?","text_w_direction":"Huh, you think she is jealous about having a baby?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35768,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Pam","text":"I don't know. I'm just hungry.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. I'm just hungry.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35769,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, well, you know what? Everybody's hungry. Sorry. I think I'm just hungry.","text_w_direction":"Okay, well, you know what? Everybody's hungry. [Pam looks at Jim] Sorry. I think I'm just hungry.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35770,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, after you.","text_w_direction":"Oh, after you.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35771,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Male church member","text":"Oh, no, after you.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, after you.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35772,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"No, I insist. After me.","text_w_direction":"No, I insist. After me.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35773,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Male church member","text":"I'm gonna use that one. Have a good lunch.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] I'm gonna use that one. Have a good lunch.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35774,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you. You too.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. You too.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35775,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Stanley","text":"This is not the meal I was promised. I'm going to have no energy for the rest of the day.","text_w_direction":"This is not the meal I was promised. I'm going to have no energy for the rest of the day.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35776,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Kevin","text":"I cancelled my plans to come to this thing, and they repay me with this?","text_w_direction":"I cancelled my plans to come to this thing, and they repay me with this?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35777,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"You know what, guys, let's just enjoy lunch.","text_w_direction":"You know what, guys, let's just enjoy lunch.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35778,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Kevin","text":"With what? How? Sometimes, Michael. Sometimes.","text_w_direction":"With what? How? Sometimes, Michael. Sometimes.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35779,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Girl","text":"Excuse me, everyone, on behalf of the youth ministry that's leaving for Mexico, I just wanted to thank our hosts and tell you about those good-looking guys and gals over there.","text_w_direction":"Excuse me, everyone, on behalf of the youth ministry that's leaving for Mexico, I just wanted to thank our hosts and tell you about those good-looking guys and gals over there. [group of young adults cheer and applaud]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35780,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Ryan","text":"Teach for America girls are way hotter, but they're nuts.","text_w_direction":"[whispering] Teach for America girls are way hotter, but they're nuts.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35781,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Girl","text":"This is Jessica Ortega. I met her when both she and I were both seven years old when my parents took me to Quimixto on a service trip.","text_w_direction":"This is Jessica Ortega. I met her when both she and I were both seven years old when my parents took me to Quimixto on a service trip.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35782,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Phyllis","text":"Who takes a kid to Mexico?","text_w_direction":"[chuckling] Who takes a kid to Mexico?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35783,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Stanley","text":"I would run to Mexico if that's where the sandwiches are.","text_w_direction":"I would run to Mexico if that's where the sandwiches are.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35784,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Shh.","text_w_direction":"Shh.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35785,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Girl","text":"Right now, Jessica's children have to walk twelve miles to a school with dirt floors.","text_w_direction":"Right now, Jessica's children have to walk twelve miles to a school with dirt floors.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35786,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35787,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Girl","text":"It's gonna be three months of hard work and when we're done, we'll practically be Quimixtanos.","text_w_direction":"It's gonna be three months of hard work and when we're done, we'll practically be Quimixtanos.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35788,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Dwight","text":"Greg, hello, it's Dwight from the vestibule. You want to know my eleventh commandment? I will not be undersold.","text_w_direction":"Greg, hello, it's Dwight from the vestibule. You want to know my eleventh commandment? I will not be undersold.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35789,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, Dwight. Dwight, hey.","text_w_direction":"[overhearing Dwight's conversation] Hey, Dwight. Dwight, hey.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35790,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Dwight","text":"I am ready to love thy neighbor with these kind of discounts.","text_w_direction":"I am ready to love thy neighbor with these kind of discounts.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35791,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Are you kidding me? Stop it.","text_w_direction":"Are you kidding me? Stop it.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35792,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Dwight","text":"I'll call you back.","text_w_direction":"I'll call you back.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35793,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Girl","text":"My parents explained it to me this way. You wouldn't hesitate to save a family member from a burning building, but what if the earth was your building and all the people on it were your family?","text_w_direction":"My parents explained it to me this way. You wouldn't hesitate to save a family member from a burning building, but what if the earth was your building and all the people on it were your family?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35794,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Andy","text":"What if the moon was your car and Jupiter was your hair brush?","text_w_direction":"What if the moon was your car and Jupiter was your hair brush?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35795,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Shh.","text_w_direction":"Shh.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35796,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Girl","text":"Thank you. Or should I say gracias?","text_w_direction":"Thank you. Or should I say gracias?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35797,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Pam","text":"Cece went down.","text_w_direction":"[sighs] Cece went down.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35798,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Woman","text":"What was this? You're out of it.","text_w_direction":"[holding up an empty serving dish] What was this? You're out of it.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35799,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Jim","text":"Scones.","text_w_direction":"Scones.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35800,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Woman","text":"I didn't get one.","text_w_direction":"I didn't get one.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35801,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Pam","text":"Well, if it makes you feel better, I didn't get one either.","text_w_direction":"Well, if it makes you feel better, I didn't get one either.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35802,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Woman","text":"Is it just the one jug of apple cider?","text_w_direction":"Is it just the one jug of apple cider? [Pam shrugs, woman walks away]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35803,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Pam","text":"Who the heck was that?","text_w_direction":"Who the heck was that?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35804,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Jim","text":"I think that was sconesy cider, noted baptism reception critic.","text_w_direction":"I think that was sconesy cider, noted baptism reception critic.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35805,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Pam","text":"We need more food. I'll go get some subs and sodas.","text_w_direction":"We need more food. I'll go get some subs and sodas.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35806,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Jim","text":"All right. And cider.","text_w_direction":"All right. And cider.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35807,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Look at that. Look at that. That's fun. We need to do stuff together outside of work. Let's go help Africa. Let's go build an airport. We'll start small. We'll have a car wash. We'll send some cheerleaders to regionals.","text_w_direction":"[pointing to group of young adults laughing] Look at that. Look at that. That's fun. We need to do stuff together outside of work. Let's go help Africa. Let's go build an airport. We'll start small. We'll have a car wash. We'll send some cheerleaders to regionals.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35808,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Stanley","text":"You could feed the hungry. Us.","text_w_direction":"You could feed the hungry. Us.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35809,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Oscar","text":"Why do we have to do something together? I volunteer at a clinic on my own time.","text_w_direction":"Why do we have to do something together? I volunteer at a clinic on my own time.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35810,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, well, that's just a pick-up scene. Okay, we don't have to volunteer. But I think we should hang out more together.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well, that's just a pick-up scene. Okay, we don't have to volunteer. But I think we should hang out more together.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35811,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Darryl","text":"We are hanging out-right now. You want some more of this?","text_w_direction":"We are hanging out-right now. You want some more of this?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35812,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Look at these people. These are church-going people. And they know how to party.","text_w_direction":"Look at these people. These are church-going people. And they know how to party.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35813,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Phyllis","text":"Church isn't a party, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Church isn't a party, Michael.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35814,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Well, it's, it's-","text_w_direction":"Well, it's, it's-","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35815,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Ryan","text":"Welcome to the party. Everybody have their kool-aid?","text_w_direction":"Welcome to the party. Everybody have their kool-aid?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35816,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"No. Okay, you know what? This is inappropriate. What is wrong with you guys? What is wrong with you? What is so horrible about wanting to get together and do something nice? Why did you guys even come today? What's so great about your lives that you think you're better than everybody else? That you can make fun of everybody else? You're mean. You're mean girls. Like the movie, Mean Girls. And Kevin and Stanley, if you don't stop worrying so much about what you're gonna put in your gullet, you're gonna die in about a month.","text_w_direction":"No. Okay, you know what? This is inappropriate. What is wrong with you guys? What is wrong with you? What is so horrible about wanting to get together and do something nice? Why did you guys even come today? What's so great about your lives that you think you're better than everybody else? That you can make fun of everybody else? You're mean. You're mean girls. Like the movie, Mean Girls. And Kevin and Stanley, if you don't stop worrying so much about what you're gonna put in your gullet, you're gonna die in about a month.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35817,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, hey, Mee-Maw, would you watch Cece for a second? Don't worry. She's asleep. I'm just gonna track down some more chairs.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey, Mee-Maw, would you watch Cece for a second? Don't worry. She's asleep. I'm just gonna track down some more chairs.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35818,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Mee-Maw","text":"Fine, fine. I guess I'll watch Suzanne's purse and your baby.","text_w_direction":"Fine, fine. I guess I'll watch Suzanne's purse and your baby.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35819,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Bye. Good luck. Good luck to you. Bye. Do good. Do good. Bye. Have fun. We're proud of you. Bye. Okay.","text_w_direction":"[standing in a line saying goodbye to the kids going to Mexico] Bye. Good luck. Good luck to you. Bye. Do good. Do good. Bye. Have fun. We're proud of you. [starts to walk down through the line and into the bus] Bye. Okay.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35820,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Hey. Hey. Is this the bus to Mexico?","text_w_direction":"[on the bus] Hey. Hey. Is this the bus to Mexico?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35821,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Students","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah! [cheers, applause]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35822,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"I'll take a shirt.","text_w_direction":"[in reference to the team shirts] I'll take a shirt.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35823,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Guy","text":"Are you coming?","text_w_direction":"Are you coming?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35824,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"If you'll have me, yes.","text_w_direction":"If you'll have me, yes.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35825,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Guy","text":"Heck, yes.","text_w_direction":"Heck, yes.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35826,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Really? Thank you. All right.","text_w_direction":"Really? [cheers, applause] Thank you. All right.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35827,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Oscar","text":"Michael. Get off the bus.","text_w_direction":"[seeing Michael on the bus] Michael. Get off the bus.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35828,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"No, I'm not. I'm staying on the bus. I'm already on the bus. I'm going.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm not. I'm staying on the bus. I'm already on the bus. I'm going.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35829,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Gabe","text":"Michael, this is irresponsible.","text_w_direction":"Michael, this is irresponsible.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35830,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"It is not irresponsible! I have never been more confident about a decision in my life.","text_w_direction":"It is not irresponsible! I have never been more confident about a decision in my life.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35831,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Darryl","text":"I agree. I think it's superb.","text_w_direction":"I agree. I think it's superb.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35832,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Gabe","text":"Well, you have a job to do. Okay, there is no off-season when it comes to printer sales.","text_w_direction":"Well, you have a job to do. Okay, there is no off-season when it comes to printer sales.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35833,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"You know what, my job will be here when I get back.","text_w_direction":"You know what, my job will be here when I get back.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35834,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Andy","text":"Michael, you can't go to Mexico. You don't have your passport.","text_w_direction":"Michael, you can't go to Mexico. You don't have your passport.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35835,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Guy","text":"You don't need one to get in. Plus, we can just have it sent to him down in Mexico.","text_w_direction":"[sticking his head out Michael's window on the bus] You don't need one to get in. Plus, we can just have it sent to him down in Mexico.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35836,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, right?","text_w_direction":"Hey, right?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35837,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Phyllis","text":"Michael, what am I supposed to tell my clients if they ask about you?","text_w_direction":"Michael, what am I supposed to tell my clients if they ask about you?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35838,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Tell them that I died, and I turned into an angel, and when they feel a breeze in a room with all the windows closed or that-that chill on the back of their neck, that is just me watching over them.","text_w_direction":"Tell them that I died, and I turned into an angel, and when they feel a breeze in a room with all the windows closed or that-that chill on the back of their neck, that is just me watching over them.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35839,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Phyllis","text":"Okay, but what about the bigger corporate accounts?","text_w_direction":"Okay, but what about the bigger corporate accounts?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35840,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Tell them that I'm in a meeting.","text_w_direction":"Tell them that I'm in a meeting.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35841,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael, I'm just about to close a sale. Can I authorize a 15% discount?","text_w_direction":"Michael, I'm just about to close a sale. Can I authorize a 15% discount?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35842,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"No, you may not.","text_w_direction":"No, you may not.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35843,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Dwight","text":"Gah!","text_w_direction":"Gah!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35844,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Erin","text":"I think it's really cool, Michael. I wish I had a job that I could just leave.","text_w_direction":"I think it's really cool, Michael. I wish I had a job that I could just leave.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35845,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35846,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Andy","text":"Save me an aisle seat, Michael! I'm coming!","text_w_direction":"[looking at Erin] Save me an aisle seat, Michael! I'm coming!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35847,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Andy","text":"I will not stand idly by while these Mexican villagers are sick.","text_w_direction":"I will not stand idly by while these Mexican villagers are sick.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35848,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Guy","text":"We're actually building them a school.","text_w_direction":"We're actually building them a school.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35849,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Andy","text":"Whatever. I won't-I won't stand for it.","text_w_direction":"Whatever. I won't-I won't stand for it.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35850,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"See you in a few months.","text_w_direction":"[waving goodbye as the bus drives away] See you in a few months.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35851,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Girl","text":"If the whole world were like you guys, we wouldn't have so many problems.","text_w_direction":"If the whole world were like you guys, we wouldn't have so many problems.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35852,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Mm. That's not gonna happen.","text_w_direction":"Mm. That's not gonna happen.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35853,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Andy","text":"We're one in a million.","text_w_direction":"We're one in a million.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35854,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Girl","text":"I know. Nobody I know would leave their jobs and friends and families to do manual labor for three months.","text_w_direction":"I know. Nobody I know would leave their jobs and friends and families to do manual labor for three months.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35855,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Well, you know what, everybody thinks that I am crazy, and that tells me that I am the sanest person I know. So...","text_w_direction":"Well, you know what, everybody thinks that I am crazy, and that tells me that I am the sanest person I know. So...","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35856,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Andy","text":"Just a heads up. Probably gonna be borrowing a few things. Uh, gonna need a contact lens case, some sunscreen, some sandals...","text_w_direction":"Just a heads up. Probably gonna be borrowing a few things. Uh, gonna need a contact lens case, some sunscreen, some sandals...","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35857,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Toby","text":"Why you always got to be so mean to me?","text_w_direction":"[standing in the church sanctuary, talking to the stained glass] Why you always got to be so mean to me?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35858,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, MeeMaw, where's Cece?","text_w_direction":"[seeing Cece gone from the couch he left her] Uh, MeeMaw, where's Cece?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35859,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"MeeMaw","text":"I don't know. I lost the purse too.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. I lost the purse too.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35860,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35861,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Andy","text":"Good-bye, Lackawana County.","text_w_direction":"Good-bye, Lackawana County.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35862,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"How long till we get to Mexico?","text_w_direction":"How long till we get to Mexico?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35863,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Andy","text":"Well, two days minus how long we've been on the road. 45 minutes? So, like, two days basically. Maybe more.","text_w_direction":"Well, two days minus how long we've been on the road. 45 minutes? So, like, two days basically. Maybe more.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35864,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Ooh. What are we building down there again? Like, a hospital? A school for Mexicans? What?","text_w_direction":"Ooh. What are we building down there again? Like, a hospital? A school for Mexicans? What?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35865,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Andy","text":"I don't know, I thought it was like a gymnasium or...","text_w_direction":"I don't know, I thought it was like a gymnasium or...","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35866,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Why aren't they building it themselves?","text_w_direction":"Why aren't they building it themselves?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35867,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Andy","text":"They don't know how.","text_w_direction":"They don't know how.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35868,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Do we know how? I don't know how. You know how?","text_w_direction":"Do we know how? I don't know how. You know how?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35869,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Andy","text":"Well, Carla knows.","text_w_direction":"Well, Carla knows.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35870,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Carla knows. Oh, I feel like there were so many more people on this bus. There were, like, 200, 300 people before. Hey, Carla? Carla? Hi. What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"Carla knows. Oh, I feel like there were so many more people on this bus. There were, like, 200, 300 people before. Hey, Carla? Carla? Hi. What are you doing?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35871,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Carla","text":"Oh, trying to sleep.","text_w_direction":"Oh, trying to sleep.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35872,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"What is happening? Oh, God, what is happening?","text_w_direction":"What is happening? Oh, God, what is happening?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35873,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Andy","text":"Do you smell like a weird, warm cheese?","text_w_direction":"Do you smell like a weird, warm cheese?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35874,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, God, you know what? I'm gonna be in Mexico for my half-birthday.","text_w_direction":"Oh, God, you know what? I'm gonna be in Mexico for my half-birthday.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35875,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Andy","text":"And the Christmas party.","text_w_direction":"And the Christmas party.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35876,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"And Cinco de Mayo.","text_w_direction":"And Cinco de Mayo.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35877,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Andy","text":"Nah, no. We'll be back before that.","text_w_direction":"Nah, no. We'll be back before that.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35878,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"No, we-No. You know how these things go. Construction projects, they say three months, and then, after two years, the lazy bums haven't even started. Now we're those lazy bums. I gotta get off this bus.","text_w_direction":"No, we-No. You know how these things go. Construction projects, they say three months, and then, after two years, the lazy bums haven't even started. Now we're those lazy bums. I gotta get off this bus.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35879,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, guys, has anybody seen the baby?","text_w_direction":"Hey, guys, has anybody seen the baby?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35880,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Phyllis","text":"Here's her carrier, but no Cece.","text_w_direction":"Here's her carrier, but no Cece.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35881,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Jim's Dad","text":"Jim, Jim, I want to give a toast. Where's the little girl of honor?","text_w_direction":"Jim, Jim, I want to give a toast. Where's the little girl of honor?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35882,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Jim","text":"I don't know, dad. I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know, dad. I don't know.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35883,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Doug","text":"I don't mean to bug, but do you know when those subs are due into port? I got a hungry bunch of Mcphersons over there.","text_w_direction":"I don't mean to bug, but do you know when those subs are due into port? I got a hungry bunch of Mcphersons over there.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35884,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Jim","text":"I don't know. Hey, have you seen my baby?","text_w_direction":"I don't know. Hey, have you seen my baby?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35885,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Doug","text":"I think maybe some blonde lady had her.","text_w_direction":"I think maybe some blonde lady had her.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35886,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Jim","text":"A small blonde woman?","text_w_direction":"A small blonde woman?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35887,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Doug","text":"Smaller than me.","text_w_direction":"Smaller than me.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35888,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, everyone? Everyone, can I just have your attention? Has anyone seen a small- Stop that tiny blonde woman! She stole my baby!","text_w_direction":"Uh, everyone? Everyone, can I just have your attention? Has anyone seen a small-[pointing to Angela] Stop that tiny blonde woman! She stole my baby!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35889,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Angela","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"[as Kevin runs to grab her] What are you doing?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35890,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Kevin","text":"Give me the baby!","text_w_direction":"[reaching into her purse] Give me the baby!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35891,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Angela","text":"What? Kevin!","text_w_direction":"What? Kevin!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35892,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Helene","text":"Hi, honey. I was just changing the baby.","text_w_direction":"[holding the baby, walks up to Jim] Hi, honey. I was just changing the baby.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35893,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Jim","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"[baby voice] Hi.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35894,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Pam","text":"Honey.","text_w_direction":"[walks up] Honey.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35895,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Jim","text":"Hi. All right. Travel safe, Angela.","text_w_direction":"[to Cece] Hi. [to everyone] All right. Travel safe, Angela.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35896,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Angela","text":"Did you think I stole your baby?","text_w_direction":"Did you think I stole your baby?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35897,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Jim","text":"What's that? Oh, yeah, back then I did. Just now. So, don't, because I've got my eye on you.","text_w_direction":"What's that? Oh, yeah, back then I did. Just now. So, don't, because I've got my eye on you.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35898,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Kevin","text":"Look at these scones, Jim. Thousands of them. What kind of a person steals scones from a baby?","text_w_direction":"[gasping as he looks into Angela's purse] Look at these scones, Jim. Thousands of them. What kind of a person steals scones from a baby?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35899,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Angela","text":"Someone put them in my bag.","text_w_direction":"Someone put them in my bag.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35900,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Doug","text":"So that was lunch, eh? Mcpherson troop, let's haul out. Rendezvous at Friendly's.","text_w_direction":"[to Pam] So that was lunch, eh? Mcpherson troop, let's haul out. Rendezvous at Friendly's.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35901,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Pam","text":"Did you lose Cece?","text_w_direction":"Did you lose Cece?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35902,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. Yeah, a little bit. I did.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Yeah, a little bit. I did.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35903,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Can you fake a seizure or a heart attack or something?","text_w_direction":"Can you fake a seizure or a heart attack or something?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35904,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Andy","text":"I can make myself cry.","text_w_direction":"I can make myself cry.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35905,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Do that. Do it.","text_w_direction":"Do that. Do it.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35906,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Andy","text":"Should I-I got it. I got it. Um, hey, I saw a sign for a scenic overlook coming up. Really love to check out the view.","text_w_direction":"Should I-I got it. I got it. [walks up to the bus driver] Um, hey, I saw a sign for a scenic overlook coming up. Really love to check out the view.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35907,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Bus driver","text":"Can't stop. We're on a schedule.","text_w_direction":"Can't stop. We're on a schedule.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35908,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Andy","text":"Well, uh, there's a nice bistro coming up. We could pick up some Paninis for the road.","text_w_direction":"Well, uh, there's a nice bistro coming up. We could pick up some Paninis for the road.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35909,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Bus driver","text":"Maybe we'll stop in Tennesseee. It's not safe to talk to a driver.","text_w_direction":"Maybe we'll stop in Tennesseee. It's not safe to talk to a driver.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35910,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, driver, driver, if you're not gonna stop this bus, then I'm going to stop it for you. Okay? Hang on.","text_w_direction":"[having walked up to the front] Okay, driver, driver, if you're not gonna stop this bus, then I'm going to stop it for you. Okay? Hang on. [pulls the string to request a stop, makes a dinging sound]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35911,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Bus driver","text":"Stopping in Tennessee.","text_w_direction":"Stopping in Tennessee.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35912,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Guy","text":"Hey, is there a problem, you guys?","text_w_direction":"Hey, is there a problem, you guys?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35913,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, just get him to stop the bus, please.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, just get him to stop the bus, please.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35914,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Guy","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35915,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Andy","text":"Just make him stop the freaking bus!","text_w_direction":"Just make him stop the freaking bus!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35916,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Stop the bus, okay?","text_w_direction":"Stop the bus, okay?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35917,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Carla","text":"Are you okay, sir?","text_w_direction":"Are you okay, sir?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35918,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"I didn't sign up for this. You guys are young, that's great. You want to give back to society. I've done that. I need to take.","text_w_direction":"I didn't sign up for this. You guys are young, that's great. You want to give back to society. I've done that. I need to take.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35919,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Girl","text":"You have plenty left to give. You're doing-","text_w_direction":"You have plenty left to give. You're doing-","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35920,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Blah-di-blah!","text_w_direction":"Blah-di-blah!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35921,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Andy","text":"It doesn't matter.","text_w_direction":"It doesn't matter.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35922,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"We could go back and forth all day. It's not gonna solve anything.","text_w_direction":"We could go back and forth all day. It's not gonna solve anything.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35923,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Andy","text":"If we went to Mexico, we'd probably screw everything up anyway.","text_w_direction":"If we went to Mexico, we'd probably screw everything up anyway.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35924,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Do you want that for little Jessica? No, you don't. And the answer is clear. Stop the bus. Okay?","text_w_direction":"Do you want that for little Jessica? No, you don't. And the answer is clear. Stop the bus. Okay?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35925,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Andy","text":"Stop the bus!","text_w_direction":"Stop the bus!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35926,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael and Andy","text":"Stop the bus! Stop the bus!","text_w_direction":"[shouting and clapping] Stop the bus! Stop the bus!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35927,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Guy","text":"Okay, stop the dang bus.","text_w_direction":"Okay, stop the dang bus.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35928,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, well, a pleasure. Go save the world. We'll keep an eye on America for you.","text_w_direction":"[bus stopping] Okay, well, a pleasure. Go save the world. We'll keep an eye on America for you.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35929,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Another guy","text":"Wait for me! Don't say anything to my parents.","text_w_direction":"[getting off the bus] Wait for me! [bus drives away] Don't say anything to my parents.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35930,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Erin","text":"Get in quick.","text_w_direction":"[driving up to pick up Michael, Andy, and kid off the road] Get in quick.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35931,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Why quick?","text_w_direction":"Why quick?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35932,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Erin","text":"So it's faster.","text_w_direction":"So it's faster.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35933,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Erin","text":"Do you guys want me to take you home or go back to the church?","text_w_direction":"Do you guys want me to take you home or go back to the church?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35934,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"Is anyone still at the church?","text_w_direction":"Is anyone still at the church?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35935,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Erin","text":"No, actually most of them went to go see a movie.","text_w_direction":"No, actually most of them went to go see a movie.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35936,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"What? Shut up.","text_w_direction":"What? Shut up.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35937,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah. Kevin suggested it, and then they all went in Meredith's minivan.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Kevin suggested it, and then they all went in Meredith's minivan.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35938,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Michael","text":"It is so nice to be back in a country that has movies.","text_w_direction":"It is so nice to be back in a country that has movies.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35939,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Erin","text":"I bet. You guys.","text_w_direction":"I bet. You guys.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35940,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Guy","text":"Can I come?","text_w_direction":"Can I come? [silence]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35941,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, Lake Wobblegone's on. Do you guys-are you cool with that?","text_w_direction":"Oh, Lake Wobblegone's on. Do you guys-are you cool with that?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35942,"season":7,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Christening","director":"Alex Hardcastle","writer":"Peter Ocko","character":"Radio","text":"\"... banana bread, but Fred Nordquist had no appetite. He was thinking about his pair of new boots. It'd been ten years after all. As he told Mrs. Nordquist, it would take two years to get comfortable with the new boots.\"","text_w_direction":"\"... banana bread, but Fred Nordquist had no appetite. He was thinking about his pair of new boots. It'd been ten years after all. As he told Mrs. Nordquist, it would take two years to get comfortable with the new boots.\"","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2010-11-04"}
{"index":35943,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Erin","text":"They caught the Scranton Stranger, they trapped him in his house.","text_w_direction":"[to Gabe] They caught the Scranton Stranger, they trapped him in his house. [run to conference room, everyone is watching the news on a monitor]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35944,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Reporter","text":"Police have now surrounded the apartment complex.","text_w_direction":"Police have now surrounded the apartment complex.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35945,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"They have him surrounded. It's the SWAT. The SWAT's arriving.","text_w_direction":"[whispering to Pam] They have him surrounded. It's the SWAT. The SWAT's arriving.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35946,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Reporter","text":"It is unknown if he is armed with anything.","text_w_direction":"It is unknown if he is armed with anything.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35947,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kevin","text":"They should do that thing where they play the really good music to get him to come out.","text_w_direction":"They should do that thing where they play the really good music to get him to come out.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35948,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"They shouldn't televise any of this, it just encourages copy-cats.","text_w_direction":"[sighs] They shouldn't televise any of this, it just encourages copy-cats.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35949,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Angela","text":"Just say copies, why do you have to drag cats into this.","text_w_direction":"Just say copies, why do you have to drag cats into this.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35950,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Gabe","text":"Okay, while this is interesting we should get back to work. These stand-offs can last a long time. What if it's another Waco.","text_w_direction":"Okay, while this is interesting we should get back to work. These stand-offs can last a long time. What if it's another Waco.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35951,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Erin","text":"It's pronounced wacko.","text_w_direction":"It's pronounced wacko.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35952,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Jim","text":"Some events are so news worthy, so historic, that you have to stop everything to watch. Balloon Boy, Michael Jackson's funeral. Things that if you didn't see them live, you wouldn't really care that you didn't see them at all.","text_w_direction":"Some events are so news worthy, so historic, that you have to stop everything to watch. Balloon Boy, Michael Jackson's funeral. Things that if you didn't see them live, you wouldn't really care that you didn't see them at all.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35953,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kelly","text":"Columbia Street in Washington Ave! When is he gonna come out?","text_w_direction":"Columbia Street in Washington Ave! When is he gonna come out? [phone rings, Kelly answers and hangs up]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35954,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"I bet he's wishing he had a hybrid, right? Sixty miles to the gallon in the city.","text_w_direction":"I bet he's wishing he had a hybrid, right? Sixty miles to the gallon in the city.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35955,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kevin","text":"No! I bet he's wishing he was strangling someone!","text_w_direction":"No! I bet he's wishing he was strangling someone!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35956,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, that's our street! That's our street! He's going down our street! Come on everybody!","text_w_direction":"Ok, that's our street! That's our street! He's going down our street! [runs out of conference room.] Come on everybody! [all quickly follow]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35957,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"There it is! I saw it! I saw it! He went right by! You missed it!","text_w_direction":"[on sidewalk] There it is! I saw it! I saw it! He went right by! You missed it! [all groan]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35958,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Grandpa, where were you the day the the Scranton Strangler was caught? Well kiddo, I was there. I was there... And I'll tell you what. You go sell these and buy yourself a nice spaceship.","text_w_direction":"[collecting pebbles off the street into a jar] Grandpa, where were you the day the the Scranton Strangler was caught? [old man voice] Well kiddo, I was there. I was there... And I'll tell you what. [shakes jar of pebbles] You go sell these and buy yourself a nice spaceship.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35959,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Erin","text":"Michael!","text_w_direction":"Michael!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35960,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Walk with me.","text_w_direction":"Walk with me.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35961,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Erin","text":"Gabe and I are having a party, and everyone's invited, and it's at his house apartment and we're gonna watch Glee.","text_w_direction":"Gabe and I are having a party, and everyone's invited, and it's at his house apartment and we're gonna watch Glee.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35962,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Glee? What is Glee, some television program? Jim I need that thing stat!","text_w_direction":"[obviously faking being serious the whole time] Glee? What is Glee, some television program? Jim I need that thing stat!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35963,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Jim","text":"Okay?","text_w_direction":"[confused] Okay?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35964,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah it's a TV show...","text_w_direction":"Yeah it's a TV show...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35965,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight! Sign please. I don't have time for parties I don't have time for TV shows. Stanley! What time is that thing I have to do?","text_w_direction":"Dwight! Sign please. I don't have time for parties I don't have time for TV shows. Stanley! What time is that thing I have to do?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35966,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Stanley","text":"I...","text_w_direction":"I...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35967,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Cancel it! Are you still here?","text_w_direction":"Cancel it! Are you still here? [to Erin]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35968,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Erin","text":"Uhh. It's just that it's our first party together so...","text_w_direction":"Uhh. It's just that it's our first party together so...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35969,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"MMM MMM MM MM MM! Did you hear what I said? I'm a very busy man. I don't have time for your TV show.","text_w_direction":"MMM MMM MM MM MM! Did you hear what I said? I'm a very busy man. I don't have time for your TV show.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35970,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Erin","text":"Okay, sorry.","text_w_direction":"[sad] Okay, sorry.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35971,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"I'm joking.","text_w_direction":"I'm joking.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35972,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Erin","text":"Wait which one?","text_w_direction":"Wait which one?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35973,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"I'm joking. I'm kidding around! I'm not actually angry. I'm not busy at all, I'm not doing anything. And I know what Glee is, I'm a total Gleek.","text_w_direction":"I'm joking. I'm kidding around! I'm not actually angry. [Erin laughs] I'm not busy at all, I'm not doing anything. And I know what Glee is, I'm a total Gleek.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35974,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Erin","text":"Good me too!","text_w_direction":"Good me too!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35975,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"You know who my favorite character is? The invalid. I am coming to your party.","text_w_direction":"You know who my favorite character is? The invalid. [Jim makes a face] I am coming to your party.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35976,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Erin","text":"I don't know if Michael likes Gabe that much, but there's this thing on Glee called mash-up, where two things that don't go together, make one great song. Take Gabe, take Michael, you make Gay Mike. Best friends.","text_w_direction":"I don't know if Michael likes Gabe that much, but there's this thing on Glee called mash-up, where two things that don't go together, make one great song. Take Gabe, take Michael, you make Gay Mike. Best friends.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35977,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kelly","text":"No really? Is there time to change this?! That show! Now first they say that Mr. Schu doesn't know anything about choreography, then like three episodes later he's this fantastic choreographer?! Pick a lane people!","text_w_direction":"[reacting to Erin's invitation] No really? Is there time to change this?! That show! Now first they say that Mr. Schu doesn't know anything about choreography, then like three episodes later he's this fantastic choreographer?! Pick a lane people!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35978,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kelly","text":"And what was with Jesse's sudden turn on Rachel, between Dream-On and Funk. Where the heck did that come from?! Honestly that show, it's just. It's irresponsible.","text_w_direction":"And what was with Jesse's sudden turn on Rachel, between Dream-On and Funk. Where the heck did that come from?! Honestly that show, it's just. It's irresponsible.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35979,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Angela","text":"Are you going?","text_w_direction":"Are you going? [to Dwight]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35980,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"Not because I want to. With all the feeling to base a show around. Glee? Thirst. Now that's a show I'd watch.","text_w_direction":"Not because I want to. With all the feeling to base a show around. Glee? Thirst. Now that's a show I'd watch.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35981,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Angela","text":"I would watch that.","text_w_direction":"I would watch that.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35982,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"Tonight might be a convenient night for us to have some intercourse.","text_w_direction":"Tonight might be a convenient night for us to have some intercourse.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35983,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"You're having a party at Gabe's apartment?","text_w_direction":"[to Erin] You're having a party at Gabe's apartment?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35984,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Erin","text":"Mhmm! I'd love it if you were there.","text_w_direction":"Mhmm! I'd love it if you were there.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35985,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"You would?","text_w_direction":"You would?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35986,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Erin","text":"You and Michael are always the life of the party!","text_w_direction":"You and Michael are always the life of the party!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35987,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"Try and keep me from coming!","text_w_direction":"Try and keep me from coming!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35988,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Erin","text":"Why would I keep you from coming?","text_w_direction":"Why would I keep you from coming?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35989,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"Try and hide it, I will track this party down!","text_w_direction":"Try and hide it, I will track this party down!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35990,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Erin","text":"Why would I hide it!","text_w_direction":"Why would I hide it! [giggling]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35991,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Kevin!","text_w_direction":"Kevin!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35992,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kevin","text":"Hey, you going tonight?","text_w_direction":"Hey, you going tonight?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35993,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, I am. Are you?","text_w_direction":"Yes, I am. Are you?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35994,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah! You gotta go to the boss's party!","text_w_direction":"Yeah! You gotta go to the boss's party!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35995,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"What? No Gabe is... Gabe is not the boss.","text_w_direction":"What? No Gabe is... Gabe is not the boss.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35996,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kevin","text":"No he's not the boss.","text_w_direction":"No he's not the boss.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35997,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Why did you just say he was the boss?","text_w_direction":"Why did you just say he was the boss?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35998,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kevin","text":"'Cause, you're the boss!","text_w_direction":"'Cause, you're the boss!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":35999,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Yeeee... Guys! Do you consider Gabe to be the boss?","text_w_direction":"Yeeee... Guys! Do you consider Gabe to be the boss?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36000,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Erin","text":"It's make your own pizza night. Isn't Gabe's place so nice?","text_w_direction":"[to Michael at Gabe's apartment] It's make your own pizza night. Isn't Gabe's place so nice?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36001,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Uh huh...","text_w_direction":"Uh huh...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36002,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Erin","text":"Look at the size of those wine glasses Michael!","text_w_direction":"Look at the size of those wine glasses Michael!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36003,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Big...","text_w_direction":"Big...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36004,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Erin","text":"Those posters used to be real French ads.","text_w_direction":"Those posters used to be real French ads.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36005,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"All right!","text_w_direction":"All right!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36006,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Gabe","text":"So these are your cheeses, your ham, your sausages, your herbs, and your vegetables. Here's what's been done, so start creating. Some times it helps to think of a part of the world, and...","text_w_direction":"So these are your cheeses, your ham, your sausages, your herbs, and your vegetables. Here's what's been done, so start creating. Some times it helps to think of a part of the world, and...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36007,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Okay okay okay.","text_w_direction":"[interrupting] Okay okay okay.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36008,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Gabe likes to entertain a lot, ad he cooks in an oven, and all that jazz. I just have a different life style. They have these bags of vegetables that steam right inside their own bag. So I'll get a few ingredients, sit down in front of the TV, a bag of vegetables, before you know it I'm ready for bed!","text_w_direction":"Gabe likes to entertain a lot, ad he cooks in an oven, and all that jazz. I just have a different life style. They have these bags of vegetables that steam right inside their own bag. So I'll get a few ingredients, sit down in front of the TV, a bag of vegetables, before you know it I'm ready for bed!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36009,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[tossing pizza dough in the air]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36010,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Gabe","text":"You don't really toss the dough.","text_w_direction":"You don't really toss the dough.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36011,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Try and destroy the old ways, Gabe, well I will not let you.","text_w_direction":"Try and destroy the old ways, Gabe, well I will not let you. [throws pizza dough, hits the ceiling]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36012,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Gabe","text":"Welcome to my Man Cave! I did my senior year in prog in Japan. Best year of my life.","text_w_direction":"[walking with Jim and Pam] Welcome to my Man Cave! I did my senior year in prog in Japan. Best year of my life.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36013,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Jim","text":"You play?","text_w_direction":"You play? [referring to keyboard]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36014,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Gabe","text":"Oh! I like to play soundscapes. I imagine one instant of a song, expanded to be the size of the universe.","text_w_direction":"Oh! I like to play soundscapes. I imagine one instant of a song, expanded to be the size of the universe.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36015,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Jim","text":"You can't even do that.","text_w_direction":"You can't even do that.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36016,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Cece","text":"","text_w_direction":"[crying]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36017,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"She's up! Great!","text_w_direction":"She's up! Great!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36018,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"Cece, is reverse cycling, which means she sleeps all day and is up all night. Which basically means I'm up all day and I'm up all night. And if it doesn't stop soon, I am going to be up all night.","text_w_direction":"Cece, is reverse cycling, which means she sleeps all day and is up all night. Which basically means I'm up all day and I'm up all night. And if it doesn't stop soon, I am going to be up all night.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36019,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Erin","text":"The show's starting. The show's starting! The show's starting! Show's starting!","text_w_direction":"[peeking into various rooms] The show's starting. The show's starting! The show's starting! Show's starting! [Glee begins as all get nearby to watch]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36020,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Phyllis","text":"Who's that?","text_w_direction":"[to Kelly] Who's that?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36021,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kelly","text":"Finn.","text_w_direction":"Finn.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36022,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Phyllis","text":"Who's that?","text_w_direction":"Who's that?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36023,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kelly","text":"Rachel.","text_w_direction":"Rachel.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36024,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Phyllis","text":"Which one's Glee?","text_w_direction":"Which one's Glee?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36025,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kelly","text":"You have to stop.","text_w_direction":"You have to stop.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36026,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Where's Michael? Where's Michael? We can't start without Michael! Oh here he is! Ohhhh. Yayyy, and let the show begin!","text_w_direction":"Where's Michael? Where's Michael? We can't start without Michael! Oh here he is! Ohhhh. Yayyy, and let the show begin! [turning up volume]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36027,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Gabe","text":"It's a little loud...","text_w_direction":"[takes remote] It's a little loud...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36028,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Actually I think it's not loud enough. May I? Thank you sah! There we go. Glee right? Rock and roll! Turn it up to elevaan! Spinal Cord!","text_w_direction":"Actually I think it's not loud enough. May I? Thank you sah! [takes remote, raises volume] There we go. Glee right? Rock and roll! Turn it up to elevaan! Spinal Cord!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36029,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Gabe","text":"Some of us are trying to have a conversation.","text_w_direction":"[lowers volum] Some of us are trying to have a conversation.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36030,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Well some of us are trying to have a...","text_w_direction":"Well some of us are trying to have a...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36031,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Gabe","text":"I'll just turn the captions on.","text_w_direction":"I'll just turn the captions on.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36032,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Well I will turn up the volume.","text_w_direction":"[grabs different remote from the table] Well I will turn up the volume.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36033,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Gabe","text":"That's for the other box.","text_w_direction":"That's for the other box.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36034,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Okay... Heeeere's what we're gonna do! Right down the hall is a bed room. All the real Glee fans are gonna go down the hall to the real Glee party in the bedroom, follow me! Where we can crank it!","text_w_direction":"Okay... Heeeere's what we're gonna do! Right down the hall is a bed room. All the real Glee fans are gonna go down the hall to the real Glee party in the bedroom, follow me! Where we can crank it!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36035,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Oscar","text":"That one! She's been in a couple episodes of Friday Night...","text_w_direction":"[noise on TV, Oscar pauses show] That one! She's been in a couple episodes of Friday Night...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36036,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kelly","text":"You know what? I'm so confused. Is this a Glee watching party? Or a Glee pausing party? 'Cause we keep stopping it, to get a history lesson from...","text_w_direction":"You know what? I'm so confused. Is this a Glee watching party? Or a Glee pausing party? 'Cause we keep stopping it, to get a history lesson from...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36037,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Oscar","text":"You know what? I didn't read the rules, I didn't know the rules. There, it's on. I didn't read the rule book.","text_w_direction":"You know what? I didn't read the rules, I didn't know the rules. There, it's on. I didn't read the rule book.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36038,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"Michael? Maybe you should try gong in the other room again. You can have my seat. It's closer to the TV. It'll seem louder.","text_w_direction":"[enters on Michael alone sitting on a bed watching Glee] Michael? Maybe you should try gong in the other room again. You can have my seat. It's closer to the TV. It'll seem louder.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36039,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Pam I have a loaded gun in my desk at work. If I ever start acting like that weenie Gabe I want you to take that gun, and I want you to shoot me like a hundred times in the groin until I'm dead. Okay?","text_w_direction":"Pam I have a loaded gun in my desk at work. If I ever start acting like that weenie Gabe I want you to take that gun, and I want you to shoot me like a hundred times in the groin until I'm dead. Okay?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36040,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"You have a gun in your desk?","text_w_direction":"You have a gun in your desk?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36041,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Ryan","text":"Hey! Marantz Tubes Sterio. From the 1970's. I respect that. I respect that a lot. Oh hoho. The five Chinese Berilidy Herbs. No kidding. This is powdered seahorse. They say that fifteen Chinese soldiers fought off the entire army of Gangus Kong just using this stuff. You know what they say...","text_w_direction":"[in Gabe's bedroom with Andy] Hey! Marantz Tubes Sterio. From the 1970's. I respect that. I respect that a lot. Oh hoho. The five Chinese Berilidy Herbs. No kidding. This is powdered seahorse. They say that fifteen Chinese soldiers fought off the entire army of Gangus Kong just using this stuff. You know what they say...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36042,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"No what?","text_w_direction":"No what?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36043,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Ryan","text":"What is this, Samurai wood cuts? Yep. Pretty erotic.","text_w_direction":"What is this, Samurai wood cuts? Yep. Pretty erotic.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36044,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36045,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Better men than Gabe have tried to be my boss. David got fired. Charles got fired. Jan went crazy. Ed Truck, who I liked, got decapitated.","text_w_direction":"[Pam in the background struggling with Cece] Better men than Gabe have tried to be my boss. David got fired. Charles got fired. Jan went crazy. Ed Truck, who I liked, got decapitated.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36046,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael, I find it absolutely disgraceful that no one followed you in here for your walk-out. I took the liberty of making a list of everyone who didn't follow you in here. Jim. Oscar. Creed. Me, at first.","text_w_direction":"Michael, I find it absolutely disgraceful that no one followed you in here for your walk-out. I took the liberty of making a list of everyone who didn't follow you in here. Jim. Oscar. Creed. Me, at first.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36047,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"Maybe I should go.","text_w_direction":"Maybe I should go.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36048,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"Kelly. Kev- Are you gonna quiet that baby? Or do I have to? In the Schrute family, the youngest child always raises the others. I've been raising children since I was a baby.","text_w_direction":"[continuing] Kelly. Kev- [to Pam] Are you gonna quiet that baby? Or do I have to? [Dwight grabs Cece and makes noises, Cece stops crying] In the Schrute family, the youngest child always raises the others. I've been raising children since I was a baby.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36049,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Daryl","text":"Take a shot.","text_w_direction":"[to Andy] Take a shot.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36050,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"Oh thanks.","text_w_direction":"Oh thanks.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36051,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Daryl","text":"Wow, so much Asia stuff. I wonder if there's a guy in China right now, looking at a bunch of our stuff.","text_w_direction":"Wow, so much Asia stuff. I wonder if there's a guy in China right now, looking at a bunch of our stuff.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36052,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"Why does Erin like Gabe?","text_w_direction":"Why does Erin like Gabe?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36053,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Daryl","text":"Andy look, all I know is that if I was a girl, and I had to choose between the tall dude who loved Asia, and the you looking dude who loves sweaters and wearing sweaters... I'd choose you.","text_w_direction":"Andy look, all I know is that if I was a girl, and I had to choose between the tall dude who loved Asia, and the you looking dude who loves sweaters and wearing sweaters... I'd choose you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36054,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"That's really nice, thank you.","text_w_direction":"That's really nice, thank you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36055,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Daryl","text":"And I'd blow your mind.","text_w_direction":"And I'd blow your mind.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36056,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"","text_w_direction":"[pours powdered seahorse into his wine glass]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36057,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Jim","text":"","text_w_direction":"[changes channel during commercial, sports scores appear on screen.]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36058,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Oscar","text":"Jim what are you doing?","text_w_direction":"Jim what are you doing?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36059,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, it was commercial break so I just wanted to check the scores.","text_w_direction":"Oh, it was commercial break so I just wanted to check the scores.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36060,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Oscar","text":"Flip it back please.","text_w_direction":"Flip it back please.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36061,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Jim","text":"Okay...","text_w_direction":"Okay... [changes back to Glee]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36062,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kelly","text":"The show's back on, what happened?","text_w_direction":"The show's back on, what happened?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36063,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Ryan","text":"We're behind.","text_w_direction":"We're behind.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36064,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Oscar","text":"Go to the recorded version.","text_w_direction":"Go to the recorded version.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36065,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh my God what song was that?","text_w_direction":"Oh my God what song was that?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36066,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Erin","text":"I wasn't recording it.","text_w_direction":"I wasn't recording it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36067,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Oscar","text":"What?!","text_w_direction":"What?!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36068,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kelly","text":"What song was it?","text_w_direction":"[texting] What song was it?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36069,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Erin","text":"Wait, why do you have to record it?","text_w_direction":"Wait, why do you have to record it?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36070,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Oscar","text":"This is why Erin! We're living it! Start recording now!","text_w_direction":"This is why Erin! We're living it! Start recording now!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36071,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Erin","text":"Jim.","text_w_direction":"Jim. [Jim gives her the remote]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36072,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kelly","text":"Okay, they did Blinded by the Light and they did it with an actual blind guy. Was it worth it Jim? 'Cause we missed it!","text_w_direction":"Okay, they did Blinded by the Light and they did it with an actual blind guy. Was it worth it Jim? [Jim leaves] 'Cause we missed it!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36073,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"If I could get her sleeping normally I could get my life back.","text_w_direction":"If I could get her sleeping normally I could get my life back.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36074,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"That would be nice wouldn't it?","text_w_direction":"That would be nice wouldn't it?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36075,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"I can't even talk about it.","text_w_direction":"I can't even talk about it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36076,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"You know it's not really necessary for me to sit here holding her all night. Just go into Gabe's refrigerator, get a lump of suit, or any kind of congealed animal fat will do rally, tie a piece of string to it and the other end to her toe, put the suit in her mouth, she'll be happy for hours.","text_w_direction":"You know it's not really necessary for me to sit here holding her all night. Just go into Gabe's refrigerator, get a lump of suit, or any kind of congealed animal fat will do rally, tie a piece of string to it and the other end to her toe, put the suit in her mouth, she'll be happy for hours.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36077,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"I kind of doubt Gabe has suit.","text_w_direction":"I kind of doubt Gabe has suit.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36078,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"Really? Oh... Then here we are.","text_w_direction":"Really? Oh... Then here we are.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36079,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Erin","text":"Michael. Gabe is making the pigs in a blanket, and he kind of needs some help so, he was wondering if you could help him.","text_w_direction":"Michael. Gabe is making the pigs in a blanket, and he kind of needs some [Dwight shushes her] help so, [Erin whispering] he was wondering if you could help him. [Michael goes with Erin]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36080,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"Ladies and gentlemen please welcome, Phyllis Vance! Isn't that White Diamonds Maya Smith Taylor?","text_w_direction":"[enters room where Phyllis is pouring wine, using stadium announcer voice] Ladies and gentlemen please welcome, Phyllis Vance! [sniffs her] Isn't that White Diamonds Maya Smith Taylor?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36081,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Phyllis","text":"You know your perfumes!","text_w_direction":"You know your perfumes!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36082,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"My nanny used to wear that.","text_w_direction":"My nanny used to wear that.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36083,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"I just ate powdered seahorse! I have to admit I did not think it was gonna work, but it is totally working! I feel exactly like a seahorse! Blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub.","text_w_direction":"I just ate powdered seahorse! I have to admit I did not think it was gonna work, but it is totally working! [clip of him doing pull ups in Gabe's doorway] I feel exactly like a seahorse! [Seahorse impression] Blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36084,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Erin","text":"Look who I found!","text_w_direction":"Look who I found! [points to Michael]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36085,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, well I wasn't very hard to find.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well I wasn't very hard to find.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36086,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Gabe","text":"Let's go ahead and wash our hands.","text_w_direction":"Let's go ahead and wash our hands.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36087,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Is this the same dough you used for the pizza crust?","text_w_direction":"Is this the same dough you used for the pizza crust?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36088,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Gabe","text":"Yep! Waste not right?","text_w_direction":"Yep! Waste not right?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36089,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"So these are pizza dogs, they aren't pigs in a blanket per se.","text_w_direction":"So these are pizza dogs, they aren't pigs in a blanket per se.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36090,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Erin","text":"Michael knows everything there is to know about snacks,","text_w_direction":"Michael knows everything there is to know about snacks,","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36091,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Well...","text_w_direction":"Well...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36092,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Erin","text":"Gabe was born in 1982. He was the longest baby in the hospital.","text_w_direction":"Gabe was born in 1982. He was the longest baby in the hospital.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36093,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"He's the longest baby in this room.","text_w_direction":"He's the longest baby in this room.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36094,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Erin","text":"What's the longest thing you've ever seen? For me it was the tale from Jets.","text_w_direction":"What's the longest thing you've ever seen? [Michael chuckles] For me it was the tale from Jets.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36095,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Gabe","text":"Erin you don't have to...","text_w_direction":"Erin you don't have to...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36096,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"You know what Erin you do have to.","text_w_direction":"You know what Erin you do have to.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36097,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Gabe","text":"Michael! You are making this harder than it has to be.","text_w_direction":"Michael! You are making this harder than it has to be.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36098,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"That's what she said.","text_w_direction":"[grimacing] That's what she said. [leaves]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36099,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"[whispering] Hey.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36100,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"It's a miracle. She loves him.","text_w_direction":"It's a miracle. She loves him.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36101,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Jim","text":"I don't know about, love...","text_w_direction":"I don't know about, love...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36102,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"She loves me.","text_w_direction":"She loves me.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36103,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Angela","text":"Outside my car in two minutes.","text_w_direction":"[whispers in Dwight's ear] Outside my car in two minutes.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36104,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"Well something's come up, I have to go.","text_w_direction":"Well something's come up, I have to go.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36105,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"No no no no no! She'll wake up!","text_w_direction":"No no no no no! She'll wake up!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36106,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"I have something to do.","text_w_direction":"I have something to do.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36107,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"Look, I know what you have to do, please stay with Cece. Dwight? I've always considered for us to be very good friends. Great friends! Remember your concussion?","text_w_direction":"Look, I know what you have to do, please stay with Cece. Dwight? I've always considered for us to be very good friends. Great friends! Remember your concussion?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36108,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"I do. But you married my worst enemy.","text_w_direction":"I do. But you married my worst enemy.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36109,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Jim","text":"Well I think enemy's a strong word. 'Cause I think we have a really charming back and forth. And-","text_w_direction":"Well I think enemy's a strong word. 'Cause I think we have a really charming back and forth. And-","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36110,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"Enough. I will require beer and pizza to think this over.","text_w_direction":"Enough. I will require beer and pizza to think this over.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36111,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"Absolutely!","text_w_direction":"Absolutely! [starts out]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36112,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"From Jim.","text_w_direction":"From Jim.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36113,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Jim","text":"I don't think that's gonna...","text_w_direction":"I don't think that's gonna...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36114,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"Do it!","text_w_direction":"Do it!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36115,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Jim","text":"What kind of pizza would you like?","text_w_direction":"What kind of pizza would you like?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36116,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"Surprise me. No! Pepperoni.","text_w_direction":"Surprise me. No! Pepperoni.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36117,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Okay... Alright.","text_w_direction":"[outside opening Gabe's cable hookup box] Okay... Alright.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36118,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"TV","text":"And the winner is, by two votes-","text_w_direction":"And the winner is, by two votes- [TV goes blank]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36119,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kelly","text":"Ahhh! What's going on?!?!","text_w_direction":"Ahhh! What's going on?!?!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36120,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"Hey Creed, would you read Chinese?","text_w_direction":"[muttering going on all around, Andy looks sick] Hey Creed, would you read Chinese?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36121,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Creed","text":"Beleniege!","text_w_direction":"Beleniege!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36122,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"What does this say?","text_w_direction":"What does this say?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36123,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Creed","text":"HI mahhhh. Boo yowww. Gunjo! Ooh uncow!","text_w_direction":"HI mahhhh. Boo yowww. Gunjo! Ooh uncow!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36124,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"Hello UPS! Still waiting on that five minutes with Erin order. Oh never mind it's here. Oh if it isn't the bell of the ball! You throw a lovely party ma lady...","text_w_direction":"[confused, rushes out of the room to the room Erin's in, picks up phone, talking fast] Hello UPS! Still waiting on that five minutes with Erin order. Oh never mind it's here. Oh if it isn't the bell of the ball! [queasily] You throw a lovely party ma lady...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36125,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Erin","text":"Are you having a good time?","text_w_direction":"[concerned] Are you having a good time?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36126,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"Did you wear my favorite outfit on purpose?","text_w_direction":"Did you wear my favorite outfit on purpose?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36127,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Erin","text":"Andy you look awful!","text_w_direction":"Andy you look awful!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36128,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"You're four seasons in a day. You... got the Autumn thing going on. But if you put on ba- Put if you put on a blue... It's Spring Time in the Rockies!","text_w_direction":"You're four seasons in a day. [heaves] You... got the Autumn thing going on. But if you put on ba- [heaves again] Put if you put on a blue... [stops, is struggling] It's Spring Time in the Rockies!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36129,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Erin","text":"Are you alright?","text_w_direction":"Are you alright?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36130,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No! [runs off]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36131,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"Insert it in my mouth.","text_w_direction":"[referring to the pizza Jim is offering him] Insert it in my mouth.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36132,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Jim","text":"That's not gonna make your pizza eating experience any better. Trust me.","text_w_direction":"That's not gonna make your pizza eating experience any better. Trust me.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36133,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"No, try me.","text_w_direction":"No, try me.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36134,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"Jim, just don't think of it as degrading. Think of it as, you happen to be moving the six inches his way and he happens to be biting it.","text_w_direction":"Jim, just don't think of it as degrading. Think of it as, you happen to be moving the six inches his way and he happens to be biting it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36135,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"I'd prefer for him to think of it as degrading.","text_w_direction":"I'd prefer for him to think of it as degrading.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36136,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Jim","text":"Okay...","text_w_direction":"Okay... [puts pizza into Dwight's mouth]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36137,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"No. Crust first. Okay, now the beer. Beer me Jim. Ssss. Gentle. Now I've gotta go meet Angela.","text_w_direction":"No. Crust first. [Jim turns the pizza around] Okay, now the beer. [Jim shakes his head no] Beer me Jim. [Jim quickly puts the beer into his face] Ssss. Gentle. [drinks the beer] Now I've gotta go meet Angela.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36138,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"What no, wait! You said you were gonna help us!","text_w_direction":"What no, wait! You said you were gonna help us!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36139,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"I have a legal obligation to Angela. Okay, she needs to be serviced.","text_w_direction":"I have a legal obligation to Angela. Okay, she needs to be serviced.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36140,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Jim","text":"You need to stop talking.","text_w_direction":"You need to stop talking.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36141,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh come on, stop the fake prissy act. We're in the real world. s*x contracts exist!","text_w_direction":"Oh come on, stop the fake prissy act. We're in the real world. s*x contracts exist!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36142,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"Okay fine! There must be some way to get out of it. Even just for tonight!","text_w_direction":"Okay fine! There must be some way to get out of it. Even just for tonight!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36143,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah sure, Jim could go see her.","text_w_direction":"Yeah sure, Jim could go see her.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36144,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Jim","text":"Okay...","text_w_direction":"[unbelievingly] Okay...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36145,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"You ever been with the blondes before? It's the big leagues.","text_w_direction":"You ever been with the blondes before? It's the big leagues.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36146,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Jim","text":"I'm going home, and I'm taking my baby with me.","text_w_direction":"I'm going home, and I'm taking my baby with me.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36147,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"No no no, don't. I will go talk to Angela.","text_w_direction":"No no no, don't. I will go talk to Angela.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36148,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"She's in heat. She will eat your face off!","text_w_direction":"She's in heat. She will eat your face off!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36149,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"The reverse cycling ends tonight!","text_w_direction":"The reverse cycling ends tonight! [Pam leaves]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36150,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"A single piece of pepperoni please.","text_w_direction":"[to Jim] A single piece of pepperoni please.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36151,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Jim","text":"I'm not gonna-","text_w_direction":"I'm not gonna- [cuts himself off, Kevin walks in]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36152,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36153,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kevin","text":"I wanted to eat a pig in a blanket, in a blanket!","text_w_direction":"[getting under the bed covers] I wanted to eat a pig in a blanket, in a blanket!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36154,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"Puts pillow in front of the puke.","text_w_direction":"[throws up on bed] Puts pillow in front of the puke.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36155,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Phyllis","text":"Are you alright?","text_w_direction":"Are you alright?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36156,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"Erin likes Gabe.","text_w_direction":"Erin likes Gabe.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36157,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Phyllis","text":"I know. I thought you two were nice together.","text_w_direction":"I know. I thought you two were nice together.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36158,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"Do you think that they've ever...","text_w_direction":"Do you think that they've ever...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36159,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Phyllis","text":"Made love? I don't know.","text_w_direction":"Made love? I don't know.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36160,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"Well girls tell each other things right?","text_w_direction":"Well girls tell each other things right?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36161,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Phyllis","text":"I'll see what I can find out.","text_w_direction":"I'll see what I can find out.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36162,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Daryl","text":"Where you been?","text_w_direction":"[Michael walks into disarray of people's reactions to the TV going out] Where you been?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36163,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"I just went out for a walk.","text_w_direction":"I just went out for a walk.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36164,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Daryl","text":"Cable's out.","text_w_direction":"Cable's out.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36165,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"What? Really? That stinks!","text_w_direction":"What? Really? That stinks!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36166,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Gabe","text":"It's still on upstairs.","text_w_direction":"It's still on upstairs.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36167,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"What does that mean? Party's over? Everybody leaves? Are you sure?","text_w_direction":"What does that mean? Party's over? Everybody leaves? Are you sure?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36168,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Creed","text":"Hey! Puck and Finn worked it out, and the solo is now a duet.","text_w_direction":"[receiving message on his phone] Hey! Puck and Finn worked it out, and the solo is now a duet.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36169,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Are you kidding me?","text_w_direction":"Are you kidding me?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36170,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Creed","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36171,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Now that's going on?","text_w_direction":"Now that's going on?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36172,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kevin","text":"I can't believe we're missing that!","text_w_direction":"I can't believe we're missing that!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36173,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Boy I wish I could see that. You know what? I have an idea. I don't know if it's gonna work, but let me give it this. Okay, I'm gonna give it shot.","text_w_direction":"Boy I wish I could see that. You know what? I have an idea. I don't know if it's gonna work, but let me give it this. Okay, I'm gonna give it shot. [hurries out]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36174,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kevin","text":"Please Michael, just make the Glee happen!","text_w_direction":"Please Michael, just make the Glee happen!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36175,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kelly","text":"Good luck Michael!","text_w_direction":"Good luck Michael!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36176,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Phyllis","text":"Erin! Uhm, so how long have you two been going out now?","text_w_direction":"Erin! Uhm, so how long have you two been going out now?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36177,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, uhm, like three months.","text_w_direction":"Oh, uhm, like three months.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36178,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Phyllis","text":"And I imagine things are starting to heat up?","text_w_direction":"And I imagine things are starting to heat up?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36179,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Erin","text":"I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36180,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Phyllis","text":"Of course you don't wanna rush things! I mean the anticipation can be so exquisite. Bob and I took our time. The first time we saw each other naked we didn't even make love, we just stared at each other until we fell asleep. It was magical.","text_w_direction":"Of course you don't wanna rush things! I mean the anticipation can be so exquisite. Bob and I took our time. The first time we saw each other naked we didn't even make love, we just stared at each other until we fell asleep. It was magical.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36181,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Erin","text":"I have to go Phyllis.","text_w_direction":"[awkwardly] I have to go Phyllis.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36182,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Phyllis","text":"Magical...","text_w_direction":"Magical...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36183,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"Hey in there. It's Pam. It's not Dwight! Don't think it's Dwight!","text_w_direction":"[knocking on Angela's car window, Angela is naked inside] Hey in there. It's Pam. It's not Dwight! Don't think it's Dwight!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36184,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Angela","text":"What are you doing here?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing here?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36185,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"I know you and Dwight have this weird deal, uhm, he sent me out here to see if you could postpone.","text_w_direction":"I know you and Dwight have this weird deal, uhm, he sent me out here to see if you could postpone.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36186,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Angela","text":"Are you authorized to do this?","text_w_direction":"Are you authorized to do this?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36187,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"Yes! I have been so authorized.","text_w_direction":"Yes! I have been so authorized.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36188,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Angela","text":"Ok, uhm, then tell him that we'll do this tomorrow night instead.","text_w_direction":"Ok, uhm, then tell him that we'll do this tomorrow night instead.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36189,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36190,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Angela","text":"Wait Pam! How did he seem? Like, you know, did he seem disappointed?","text_w_direction":"Wait Pam! How did he seem? Like, you know, did he seem disappointed?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36191,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"You know, there are a lot of guys out there who would just love and appreciate a-","text_w_direction":"You know, there are a lot of guys out there who would just love and appreciate a-","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36192,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Angela","text":"You know what Pam just save it.","text_w_direction":"You know what Pam just save it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36193,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Erin","text":"You did this?","text_w_direction":"[Michael is outside fixing the cable box] You did this?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36194,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"No I was just check- Yeah. Yes I did, yeah yeah.","text_w_direction":"No I was just check- Yeah. Yes I did, yeah yeah.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36195,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Erin","text":"Why don't you like him?","text_w_direction":"Why don't you like him?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36196,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"What is there to like? He's just, he's a weird little skeevy guy with no waist, why do you care whether we like him or not?","text_w_direction":"What is there to like? He's just, he's a weird little skeevy guy with no waist, why do you care whether we like him or not?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36197,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Erin","text":"I care if you like him.","text_w_direction":"I care if you like him.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36198,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Why? I'm not your father. All right.","text_w_direction":"Why? I'm not your father. [Erin looks sad] All right.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36199,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Erin","text":"Okay...","text_w_direction":"Okay...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36200,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Go to your room.","text_w_direction":"Go to your room.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36201,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Erin","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What? [confused]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36202,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Go to your room young lady!","text_w_direction":"Go to your room young lady!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36203,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Erin","text":"Uhm, I'm not going to my room.","text_w_direction":"[slowly getting it] Uhm, I'm not going to my room.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36204,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"You listen to me. You listen good. You are are not, to see that boy, anymore.","text_w_direction":"You listen to me. You listen good. You are are not, to see that boy, anymore.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36205,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Erin","text":"You listen to me. You are not to tell me what to do.","text_w_direction":"You listen to me. You are not to tell me what to do.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36206,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"As long as you are living under this roof you are going to do what I say.","text_w_direction":"As long as you are living under this roof you are going to do what I say.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36207,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Erin","text":"I hate your roof!","text_w_direction":"I hate your roof!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36208,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Oh do not raise your voice to me!","text_w_direction":"Oh do not raise your voice to me!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36209,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Erin","text":"I'll raise it how I want! I'll raise the roof!","text_w_direction":"I'll raise it how I want! I'll raise the roof!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36210,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Gahh, I will pull this car over!","text_w_direction":"Gahh, I will pull this car over!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36211,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Erin","text":"I hate it! I hate your car!","text_w_direction":"I hate it! I hate your car!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36212,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Gabe","text":"See ya Oscar!","text_w_direction":"See ya Oscar! [Oscar leaves]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36213,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"If you break that girl's heart, I will kill you. It's just a figure of speech. But seriously, if you break that girl's heart I will literally kill you and your entire family.","text_w_direction":"[enters, looks to Gabe] If you break that girl's heart, I will kill you. It's just a figure of speech. But seriously, if you break that girl's heart I will literally kill you and your entire family.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36214,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Gabe, just go and have fun with Erin. But not too much fun! That girl's gonna turn my hair gray.","text_w_direction":"Gabe, just go and have fun with Erin. But not too much fun! That girl's gonna turn my hair gray.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36215,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Gabe","text":"What happened?","text_w_direction":"[Andy is leaning over toilet] What happened?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36216,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"I accidentally ate some seahorses.","text_w_direction":"I accidentally ate some seahorses.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36217,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Gabe","text":"How much?","text_w_direction":"How much?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36218,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"I didn't know it's powdered, so like four or five, I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I didn't know it's powdered, so like four or five, I don't know.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36219,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Gabe","text":"I've got just the thing! This one's called Earth Rise, on the Moon.","text_w_direction":"I've got just the thing! [leaves, comes back with a synthesizer] This one's called Earth Rise, on the Moon. [music plays]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36220,"season":7,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Viewing Party","director":"Ken Whittingham","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"That's so beautiful.","text_w_direction":"That's so beautiful.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1633,"air_date":"2010-11-11"}
{"index":36221,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh-Oh. Okay, okay, nobody panic. Listen Up, listen up. Everyone, follow me to the shelter. We've got enough food for 14 days. After that, we have a difficult conversation.","text_w_direction":"[lights and power go off] Uh-Oh. Okay, okay, nobody panic. Listen Up, listen up. [Turns On Flashlight and holds it to his face] Everyone, follow me to the shelter. We've got enough food for 14 days. After that, we have a difficult conversation.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36222,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"My Bad. Space Heater and Fan were both on high, plugged into the same outlet.","text_w_direction":"[as the power and lights come back on] My Bad. Space Heater and Fan were both on high, plugged into the same outlet.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36223,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, it's saying the server went down? Does Anybody know that password? 'Cause otherwise we can't do any work.","text_w_direction":"Uh, it's saying the server went down? Does Anybody know that password? 'Cause otherwise we can't do any work.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36224,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Uh... try \"password\".","text_w_direction":"Uh... try \"password\".","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36225,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Nope.","text_w_direction":"Nope.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36226,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Try zero, Zero, Zero, Zero, zero, zero.","text_w_direction":"Try zero, Zero, Zero, Zero, zero, zero.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36227,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36228,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, now try Zero, Zero, Zero, Zero, zero, one.","text_w_direction":"Okay, now try Zero, Zero, Zero, Zero, zero, one.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36229,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, I'm not doing every number.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I'm not doing every number.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36230,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Wait, um, does anyone remember when it was set up?","text_w_direction":"Wait, um, does anyone remember when it was set up?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36231,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Uh... it was like eight years ago?","text_w_direction":"Uh... it was like eight years ago?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36232,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Lord of the Ring stuff? I don't know, I'm just trying to think of things that were happening at the time.","text_w_direction":"Lord of the Ring stuff? I don't know, I'm just trying to think of things that were happening at the time.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36233,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Erin","text":"Um, everyone was getting their driver's license.","text_w_direction":"Um, everyone was getting their driver's license.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36234,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Why don't we just call the I.T. Guy who set it up? What's the name of the guy in Glasses, again?","text_w_direction":"Why don't we just call the I.T. Guy who set it up? What's the name of the guy in Glasses, again?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36235,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, moving backwards, our I.T. Guys have been... Glasses, Turban, Ear Hair, Fatty 3, Shorts, Fatty 2, Lozenge, and Fatso. I think Lozenge was the one who installed it.","text_w_direction":"Okay, moving backwards, our I.T. Guys have been... Glasses, Turban, Ear Hair, Fatty 3, Shorts, Fatty 2, Lozenge, and Fatso. I think Lozenge was the one who installed it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36236,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"I got it, try, um--","text_w_direction":"I got it, try, um--[Coughs]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36237,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"You know what? It made me laugh when I heard it, but Pam got really offended.","text_w_direction":"You know what? It made me laugh when I heard it, but Pam got really offended.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36238,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"Big Boobs.","text_w_direction":"Big Boobs.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36239,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Meridith","text":"Drama Queen?","text_w_direction":"Drama Queen?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36240,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Nosy?","text_w_direction":"Nosy?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36241,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"You're typing \"Big Boobs\"?","text_w_direction":"You're typing \"Big Boobs\"?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36242,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"I'm trying everything.","text_w_direction":"I'm trying everything.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36243,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Try \"Big Boobs\" with a \"Z\".","text_w_direction":"Try \"Big Boobs\" with a \"Z\".","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36244,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"That's-- the password. We're in.","text_w_direction":"That's-- [ding] the password. We're in.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36245,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"All Right","text_w_direction":"All Right","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36246,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36247,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36248,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"The important thing is... this kept us secure people.","text_w_direction":"The important thing is... this kept us secure people.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36249,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Morning.","text_w_direction":"Morning.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36250,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"How's It Going?","text_w_direction":"How's It Going?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36251,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"Hey, I'm WUPHF.","text_w_direction":"Hey, I'm WUPHF.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36252,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I'm Facebook.","text_w_direction":"[wearing Ryan's glasses] I'm Facebook.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36253,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"What's up Facebook?","text_w_direction":"What's up Facebook?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36254,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I sent you a Facebook message yesterday, I still haven't heard anything back.","text_w_direction":"I sent you a Facebook message yesterday, I still haven't heard anything back.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36255,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"You should've sent me a WUPHF.","text_w_direction":"You should've sent me a WUPHF.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36256,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"A what?","text_w_direction":"A what?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36257,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"When you send a WUPHF, it goes to your home phone, Email, Facebook, Twitter and homescreen. All at the same time.","text_w_direction":"[pulls out Blackberry] When you send a WUPHF, it goes to your home phone, Email, Facebook, Twitter and homescreen. All at the same time. [phone rings, computer chimes, printer starts up]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36258,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Robotic Voice","text":"WUPHF.","text_w_direction":"WUPHF.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36259,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan and Michael","text":"WUPHF!","text_w_direction":"WUPHF!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36260,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Dot com!","text_w_direction":"Dot com!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36261,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"Thanks Erin.","text_w_direction":"[getting copies from the color copier behind the receptionist desk] Thanks Erin.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36262,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Erin","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36263,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Erin","text":"Pam.","text_w_direction":"Pam.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36264,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Mm-Hmm?","text_w_direction":"Mm-Hmm?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36265,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Erin","text":"I don't wanna be a lousy snitch.","text_w_direction":"I don't wanna be a lousy snitch.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36266,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36267,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Erin","text":"Ryan has been using the color printer for his business a lot, and as Office Administrator--","text_w_direction":"Ryan has been using the color printer for his business a lot, and as Office Administrator--","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36268,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, it's okay.","text_w_direction":"Oh, it's okay.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36269,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Erin","text":"But it's not for--","text_w_direction":"But it's not for--","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36270,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Let it go.","text_w_direction":"Let it go.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36271,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Yes, I invested in WUPHF. It's actually a great idea and I can't believe it didn't exist before. And I know Ryan's kind of a sketchy guy, but hey, I married Jim. I've done my part for the nice guy. Now I want a bedroom set.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I invested in WUPHF. It's actually a great idea and I can't believe it didn't exist before. And I know Ryan's kind of a sketchy guy, but hey, I married Jim. I've done my part for the nice guy. Now I want a bedroom set.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36272,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I think an investor's ski trip is the best idea. It will be a bonding experience.","text_w_direction":"I think an investor's ski trip is the best idea. It will be a bonding experience.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36273,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"I love it.","text_w_direction":"I love it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36274,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I was looking at a trail map, and I was thinking that we should start on a bunny hill, because I've never actually been skiing. And then work our way up to death drop.","text_w_direction":"I was looking at a trail map, and I was thinking that we should start on a bunny hill, because I've never actually been skiing. And then work our way up to death drop.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36275,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"Great, so we got our first offer to buy the company.","text_w_direction":"Great, so we got our first offer to buy the company.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36276,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Your kidding?!","text_w_direction":"Your kidding?!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36277,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"We could sell, but why think so small? We can just get a couple more people involved, really do this thing our way.","text_w_direction":"We could sell, but why think so small? We can just get a couple more people involved, really do this thing our way.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36278,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"You and me.","text_w_direction":"You and me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36279,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"New Investors are key, though. That's actually why I came in today.","text_w_direction":"New Investors are key, though. That's actually why I came in today.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36280,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Don't you work here full-time?","text_w_direction":"Don't you work here full-time?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36281,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"Today, I was thinking I would sit down with a few of the people who haven't invested yet.","text_w_direction":"[chuckles] Today, I was thinking I would sit down with a few of the people who haven't invested yet.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36282,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Mm-Hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-Hmm.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36283,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"Or we could do that together, if that sounds fun to you.","text_w_direction":"Or we could do that together, if that sounds fun to you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36284,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"That does sound fun to me.","text_w_direction":"That does sound fun to me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36285,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"Awesome.","text_w_direction":"Awesome.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36286,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Ah, this is good hay. Yeah. This is the good stuff, mattress quality.","text_w_direction":"[out in the parking lot with a guy unloading hay bales while Dwight sifts through the hay] Ah, this is good hay. Yeah. This is the good stuff, mattress quality.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36287,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Every fall, my Uncle Eldred used to build us a maze out of hay bales for us kids to play in. We called it \"Hay Place\". Eldred Called it \"Hay World\". Eventually lawyers were brought in. But that's all behind us. Hay Place lives on! Watch it, watch it.","text_w_direction":"Every fall, my Uncle Eldred used to build us a maze out of hay bales for us kids to play in. We called it \"Hay Place\". Eldred Called it \"Hay World\". Eventually lawyers were brought in. But that's all behind us. Hay Place lives on! [guy comes and sticks a Bale of Hay right behing Dwight and knocks it into Dwight] Watch it, watch it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36288,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Hello! Welcome to Hay Place! A place for hay.","text_w_direction":"Hello! Welcome to Hay Place! A place for hay.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36289,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Guy","text":"Don't forget to make a broom.","text_w_direction":"Don't forget to make a broom.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36290,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, and the Petting Zoo closes at 2","text_w_direction":"Oh, and the Petting Zoo closes at 2","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36291,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Hey, I'm kind of in the mood for a roll in the hay.","text_w_direction":"Hey, I'm kind of in the mood for a roll in the hay.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36292,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Roll in the hay, five dollars.","text_w_direction":"Roll in the hay, five dollars.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36293,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"No, I meant...","text_w_direction":"No, I meant... [motions you and me]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36294,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, our contract.","text_w_direction":"Oh, our contract.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36295,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Mm-Hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-Hmm.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36296,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes, why don't we meet at the usual spot. Uh... I've got a half an hour during lunch in-between the historical reenactment of the dunmore farm slaughters and the onion boil.","text_w_direction":"Yes, why don't we meet at the usual spot. [looks at his watch] Uh... I've got a half an hour during lunch in-between the historical reenactment of the dunmore farm slaughters and the onion boil.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36297,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Perfect!","text_w_direction":"Perfect!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36298,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"So, uh... Excuse me, get off of there! Those are show bales, not play bales.","text_w_direction":"So, uh... [notices a kid walking on a bale of hay] Excuse me, get off of there! Those are show bales, not play bales.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36299,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"All right, Thank you, I will--I will send the contracts over right away. All Right. Whoo!","text_w_direction":"[on phone] All right, Thank you, I will--I will send the contracts over right away. All Right. [hangs up the phone and rubs his eyes] Whoo! [Erin jumps in the background]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36300,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"I am on the first hot sale streak of my life. I think it all comes from feeding Cece, because no matter how much she resists, I sell her those carrots. Let's be honest--if I can make mushed carrots seem better than a boob... I can pretty much sell anything.","text_w_direction":"I am on the first hot sale streak of my life. I think it all comes from feeding Cece, because no matter how much she resists, I sell her those carrots. Let's be honest--if I can make mushed carrots seem better than a boob... I can pretty much sell anything. [laughs]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36301,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"Commission comes out to... dunh-duh-na-dah! Zero.","text_w_direction":"Commission comes out to... dunh-duh-na-dah! Zero.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36302,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Mm-Kay, Well, it can't be zero, Kev.","text_w_direction":"Mm-Kay, Well, it can't be zero, Kev.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36303,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"I entered the sale, and I hit enter, and I said, \"dunh-duh-na-dah!\" I'm pretty sure I timesed it right.","text_w_direction":"I entered the sale, and I hit enter, and I said, \"dunh-duh-na-dah!\" I'm pretty sure I timesed it right.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36304,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"You met your commission cap last week. So from here until the end of the fiscal year, your commission will be zero.","text_w_direction":"You met your commission cap last week. So from here until the end of the fiscal year, your commission will be zero.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36305,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"What are you talking about? We--we have a commission cap?","text_w_direction":"What are you talking about? We--we have a commission cap?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36306,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"It's a new corporate policy.","text_w_direction":"It's a new corporate policy.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36307,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"Dunh-duh-na-dah!","text_w_direction":"Dunh-duh-na-dah!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36308,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Gabe","text":"Is this job really about the money for you, Jim? I mean, isn't this where you fell in love?","text_w_direction":"Is this job really about the money for you, Jim? I mean, isn't this where you fell in love?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36309,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"A commission cap takes away my incentive to sell. So you realize I now have no reason to work, right?","text_w_direction":"A commission cap takes away my incentive to sell. So you realize I now have no reason to work, right?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36310,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Gabe","text":"When you're dealing with a large organization, sometimes you have to put up with policies you don't like. I wish my gym didn't allow full nudity in the locker room. Okay, seeing these old guys walking around naked feels almost passive-aggressive. But I deal with it. 'Cause it's policy. See what I mean?","text_w_direction":"When you're dealing with a large organization, sometimes you have to put up with policies you don't like. I wish my gym didn't allow full nudity in the locker room. Okay, seeing these old guys walking around naked feels almost passive-aggressive. But I deal with it. 'Cause it's policy. See what I mean?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36311,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Nope.","text_w_direction":"Nope.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36312,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Gabe","text":"Nudity makes me uncomfortable.","text_w_direction":"Nudity makes me uncomfortable.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36313,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36314,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Gabe","text":"My gym allows it. I wish they didn't, but it's policy. So I respect it, and I just-- keep a low--you know, I look away. Think about your commission cap as a naked old man in a gym locker room.","text_w_direction":"My gym allows it. I wish they didn't, but it's policy. So I respect it, and I just--[put's his hands cupped by his face and turns away] keep a low--you know, I look away. Think about your commission cap as a naked old man in a gym locker room.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36315,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Excuse me, everyone... s*x! Now that I have your attention...","text_w_direction":"Excuse me, everyone... s*x! Now that I have your attention...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36316,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Stanley","text":"You don't have our attention.","text_w_direction":"You don't have our attention.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36317,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"MONEY!","text_w_direction":"MONEY!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36318,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Stanley","text":"I'm listening.","text_w_direction":"I'm listening.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36319,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"You had me at \"s*x.\"","text_w_direction":"You had me at \"s*x.\"","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36320,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Pervert.","text_w_direction":"Pervert.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36321,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Phyllis","text":"You have all of our attention just by screaming anything.","text_w_direction":"You have all of our attention just by screaming anything.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36322,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"That's good to know.","text_w_direction":"That's good to know. [screams]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36323,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"What do you want to say, Michael?","text_w_direction":"What do you want to say, Michael?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36324,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Wuphf! All right, I've warmed them up for you. You have the floor, Ryan.","text_w_direction":"Wuphf! All right, I've warmed them up for you. You have the floor, Ryan.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36325,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"How's everybody doing?!","text_w_direction":"How's everybody doing?!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36326,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Whoo!","text_w_direction":"Whoo!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36327,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"Good! Now, a lot of you have already staked out your corner of the WUPHF empire. Raise your hand if I'm describing you.","text_w_direction":"Good! Now, a lot of you have already staked out your corner of the WUPHF empire. Raise your hand if I'm describing you. [Michael, Pam, Daryl, and Stanley raise their hands]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36328,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Stanley","text":"Yes, I have a dream. And It's not some M.L.K. Dream for Equality. I want to own a decommissioned Lighthouse. And I want to live at the top. And nobody knows I live there. And there's a button that I can press, and it'll launch that lighthouse into space.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I have a dream. And It's not some M.L.K. Dream for Equality. I want to own a decommissioned Lighthouse. And I want to live at the top. And nobody knows I live there. And there's a button that I can press, and it'll launch that lighthouse into space.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36329,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"For my current investors, things are going great.","text_w_direction":"For my current investors, things are going great.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36330,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"We already have a buyer.","text_w_direction":"We already have a buyer.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36331,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Really?! Who?!","text_w_direction":"Really?! Who?!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36332,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"Washington University. I don't even want to think about selling until our numbers get into the billions.","text_w_direction":"Washington University. I don't even want to think about selling until our numbers get into the billions.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36333,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"At least.","text_w_direction":"At least.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36334,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"So I've decided to open up a second round of investment to friends and family.","text_w_direction":"So I've decided to open up a second round of investment to friends and family.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36335,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Phyliss","text":"Oh, God. Hold on to your wallets, ladies.","text_w_direction":"Oh, God. Hold on to your wallets, ladies.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36336,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"Did you ever think of WUPHF as an emergency notification system, like, for college campuses with shooters or gas leaks?","text_w_direction":"Did you ever think of WUPHF as an emergency notification system, like, for college campuses with shooters or gas leaks?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36337,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"No, no--Oscar, it's not--it's not a digital rape whistle. WUPHF is about fun.","text_w_direction":"No, no--Oscar, it's not--it's not a digital rape whistle. WUPHF is about fun.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36338,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"That's right!","text_w_direction":"That's right!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36339,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"Fun, communication, connection.","text_w_direction":"Fun, communication, connection.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36340,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"What's your money situation?","text_w_direction":"What's your money situation?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36341,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"Well, it's tight, as with any start-up.","text_w_direction":"Well, it's tight, as with any start-up.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36342,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"Sure, how long can you sustain this without a cash infusion?","text_w_direction":"Sure, how long can you sustain this without a cash infusion?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36343,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"We have nine solid days. I love these questions. Keep 'em coming.","text_w_direction":"We have nine solid days. I love these questions. Keep 'em coming.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36344,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"I'm sorry, nine days until what?","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, nine days until what?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36345,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"Bankruptcy?","text_w_direction":"Bankruptcy?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36346,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Wait, Ryan, so this could be over by the weekend?","text_w_direction":"Wait, Ryan, so this could be over by the weekend?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36347,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"How long do you think a week is?","text_w_direction":"How long do you think a week is?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36348,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"No, not this weekend; next weekend. We were gonna go on the investors ski trip. I bought poles.","text_w_direction":"No, not this weekend; next weekend. We were gonna go on the investors ski trip. I bought poles.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36349,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Well, since I have no incentive to sell, I've cleaned my car, organized my desk, and taken a multivitamin. So... what now?","text_w_direction":"Well, since I have no incentive to sell, I've cleaned my car, organized my desk, and taken a multivitamin. So... what now?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36350,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Pam. Okay, now I've tried everything.","text_w_direction":"Pam. Okay, now I've tried everything.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36351,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Did you prank Dwight?","text_w_direction":"Did you prank Dwight?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36352,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36353,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Well, you like that.","text_w_direction":"Well, you like that.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36354,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, it's not as fun if I'm not blowing off work.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it's not as fun if I'm not blowing off work.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36355,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"I love you, but I'm kinda busy. So I need you to figure this one out on your own.","text_w_direction":"I love you, but I'm kinda busy. So I need you to figure this one out on your own.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36356,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"","text_w_direction":"[blows a raspberry, Erin looks shocked, Kevin chuckles]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36357,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Oscar said WUPHF only has enough money for nine days.","text_w_direction":"Oscar said WUPHF only has enough money for nine days.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36358,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"Check this out.","text_w_direction":"[colorful poster with numbers] Check this out.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36359,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Erin","text":"All that color.","text_w_direction":"All that color.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36360,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Look at that. Triple your investment by January.","text_w_direction":"Look at that. Triple your investment by January.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36361,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Anyone can just throw numbes up on a chart. What are you doing to make it happen?","text_w_direction":"Anyone can just throw numbes up on a chart. What are you doing to make it happen?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36362,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"Well, earlier today, I was emailing someone by the name of John Legend.","text_w_direction":"Well, earlier today, I was emailing someone by the name of John Legend.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36363,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"There you go.","text_w_direction":"There you go.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36364,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"You have his email?","text_w_direction":"You have his email?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36365,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"A lot of these guys are just Mac.com, @ their website, whatever. We get that guy WUPHFing, it's all over.","text_w_direction":"A lot of these guys are just Mac.com, @ their website, whatever. We get that guy WUPHFing, it's all over.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36366,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Stanley","text":"I want my money back.","text_w_direction":"I want my money back.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36367,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Do not talk like that, Stanley.","text_w_direction":"Do not talk like that, Stanley.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36368,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Ryan, just tell us your plan.","text_w_direction":"Ryan, just tell us your plan.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36369,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"Okay, all right. I know what you wanna see. I'll be right back.","text_w_direction":"Okay, all right. I know what you wanna see. I'll be right back.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36370,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey kids, was that fun?","text_w_direction":"[hits the back of a Dunder-Mifflin Delivery Truck with his hand] Hey kids, was that fun?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36371,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kids","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36372,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"All Right!","text_w_direction":"All Right!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36373,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kid","text":"I wanna go on it again.","text_w_direction":"I wanna go on it again.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36374,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, I bet you do. You know what? When I was a little kid, they couldn't get me off the hayride! But it's gonna cost you three more bucks.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I bet you do. You know what? When I was a little kid, they couldn't get me off the hayride! But it's gonna cost you three more bucks. [kid gives him three more bucks]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36375,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Wow! This brings back memories. Hay stacking, hay throwing... and at the end of it all, one lucky boy would be crowned Hay King. I always wanted to be Hay King. The world shines on Mose.","text_w_direction":"Wow! This brings back memories. Hay stacking, hay throwing... and at the end of it all, one lucky boy would be crowned Hay King. I always wanted to be Hay King. The world shines on Mose.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36376,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"","text_w_direction":"[waiting for Dwight at their meeting place, slams the door shut]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36377,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Where have you been?! I've been waiting.","text_w_direction":"Where have you been?! I've been waiting.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36378,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh, can we move this to the end of the day?","text_w_direction":"Uh, can we move this to the end of the day?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36379,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"No, I--I think you should make time for it.","text_w_direction":"No, I--I think you should make time for it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36380,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Little Girl","text":"I found the needle in the haystack!","text_w_direction":"I found the needle in the haystack!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36381,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, congratulations! Do you know what your prize is?","text_w_direction":"Hey, congratulations! Do you know what your prize is?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36382,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Little Girl","text":"I don't know!","text_w_direction":"I don't know!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36383,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Nothing. Life Lesson? Some tasks are not worth doing.","text_w_direction":"Nothing. Life Lesson? Some tasks are not worth doing.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36384,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Dwight?","text_w_direction":"Dwight?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36385,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"WUPHF T-Shirts. Who wants one? Just imagine that you're at spring break, Daytona Beach.","text_w_direction":"WUPHF T-Shirts. Who wants one? Just imagine that you're at spring break, Daytona Beach.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36386,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Here we go.","text_w_direction":"Here we go.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36387,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"Everyone's like, \"Hey Dude, whats up with all the hotties in the WUPHF shirts?\" Or, Uh, \"Hey, what's up with that helicopter? It's Ry from WUPHF!\"","text_w_direction":"Everyone's like, \"Hey Dude, whats up with all the hotties in the WUPHF shirts?\" Or, Uh, \"Hey, what's up with that helicopter? It's Ry from WUPHF!\"","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36388,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"\"It's Ryan the WUPHF guy!\"","text_w_direction":"\"It's Ryan the WUPHF guy!\"","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36389,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"\"Yo, Ry from WUPHF!\"","text_w_direction":"\"Yo, Ry from WUPHF!\"","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36390,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"\"He's up there.\"","text_w_direction":"\"He's up there.\"","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36391,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"\"What's he dropping?! Wow, what's falling on us, man?!\" WUPHF condoms! 50,000 condoms out of the sky!","text_w_direction":"\"What's he dropping?! Wow, what's falling on us, man?!\" WUPHF condoms! 50,000 condoms out of the sky!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36392,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Look at that! He threw 'em on the ground!","text_w_direction":"Look at that! He threw 'em on the ground!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36393,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Daryl","text":"Look, this is a marketing campgain. You got nine days. Let's say you do get the money. What are you going to do with it?","text_w_direction":"Look, this is a marketing campgain. You got nine days. Let's say you do get the money. What are you going to do with it?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36394,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"The first lesson of Silicon Valley, actually, is that you only think about the user, the experience. You actually don't think about the money. Ever.","text_w_direction":"The first lesson of Silicon Valley, actually, is that you only think about the user, the experience. You actually don't think about the money. Ever.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36395,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"That sounds weird.","text_w_direction":"That sounds weird.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36396,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"No, it's not weird, Andy, and you know what else? We have an offer from Washington University. So monetize that.","text_w_direction":"No, it's not weird, Andy, and you know what else? We have an offer from Washington University. So monetize that.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36397,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kelly","text":"Are you guys meeting about WUPHF? You know that that was my idea, right?","text_w_direction":"[walks in] Are you guys meeting about WUPHF? You know that that was my idea, right?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36398,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kelly","text":"I said to Ryan, \"I try to call you, and you don't have your phone. I try to I.M. You, and you're not online. I wish there was a way that I could do everything all at once, and I could just be like this little dog going, 'Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!'\"","text_w_direction":"I said to Ryan, \"I try to call you, and you don't have your phone. I try to I.M. You, and you're not online. I wish there was a way that I could do everything all at once, and I could just be like this little dog going, 'Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!'\"","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36399,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"Baby, Baby, Baby--","text_w_direction":"Baby, Baby, Baby--","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36400,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kelly","text":"I think I'm gonna stay here.","text_w_direction":"I think I'm gonna stay here.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36401,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"No, no, no, no, no.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no, no.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36402,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kelly","text":"I do, I do. This isn't right.","text_w_direction":"I do, I do. This isn't right.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36403,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"I help you with your things and you help me with my things.","text_w_direction":"I help you with your things and you help me with my things.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36404,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kelly","text":"But I--it's not right.","text_w_direction":"But I--it's not right.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36405,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"I got this, it's okay. Don't worry about this.","text_w_direction":"[whispering] I got this, it's okay. Don't worry about this.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36406,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Daryl","text":"Is it any particular branch of Washington University?","text_w_direction":"Is it any particular branch of Washington University?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36407,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"The Washington University Public Health Fund.","text_w_direction":"The Washington University Public Health Fund.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36408,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Daryl","text":"W.U.P.H.F.","text_w_direction":"W.U.P.H.F.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36409,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, God!","text_w_direction":"Oh, God!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36410,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Daryl","text":"They only want it for the initials.","text_w_direction":"They only want it for the initials.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36411,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"The domain name. Yeah, they do.","text_w_direction":"The domain name. Yeah, they do.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36412,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"I move we sell!","text_w_direction":"I move we sell!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36413,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Micheal","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36414,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Daryl","text":"Yeah, sell!","text_w_direction":"Yeah, sell!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36415,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, sell.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, sell.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36416,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Sell.","text_w_direction":"Sell.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36417,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Stanley","text":"Get us out of this!","text_w_direction":"Get us out of this!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36418,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"Have some faith in this idea!","text_w_direction":"Have some faith in this idea!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36419,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Daryl","text":"If everybody wants to sell, we sell, right?","text_w_direction":"If everybody wants to sell, we sell, right?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36420,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I won't sell. And you know what? Ryan and I have the majority of shares. Isn't that right?","text_w_direction":"I won't sell. And you know what? Ryan and I have the majority of shares. Isn't that right?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36421,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"Yes. You alone do, actually.","text_w_direction":"Yes. You alone do, actually.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36422,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I--yes. We're not selling. I will not sell.","text_w_direction":"I--yes. We're not selling. I will not sell.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36423,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"Awesome!","text_w_direction":"[runs to and inside the Hay Place maze] Awesome!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36424,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Man","text":"Do you mind if we share this bale?","text_w_direction":"Do you mind if we share this bale?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36425,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36426,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Man","text":"There's no charge to sit on the hay, is there?","text_w_direction":"There's no charge to sit on the hay, is there?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36427,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Probably.","text_w_direction":"Probably.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36428,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Man","text":"I mean, wouldn't you think the ten dollars to build your own broom would include the hay and not just the instructions?","text_w_direction":"I mean, wouldn't you think the ten dollars to build your own broom would include the hay and not just the instructions?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36429,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Mm-Hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-Hmm.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36430,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Man","text":"I mean, I'm starting to think this guy is just trying to make money off the holiday.","text_w_direction":"I mean, I'm starting to think this guy is just trying to make money off the holiday.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36431,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Yeah, instead of Hay Place, it should be pay place. Don't laugh at me.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, instead of Hay Place, it should be pay place. [man laughs] Don't laugh at me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36432,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Man","text":"No, no, no, I wasn't--I was just laughing at your joke.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, I wasn't--I was just laughing at your joke.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36433,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36434,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Man","text":"Pay Place.","text_w_direction":"Pay Place.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36435,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Mm. Yeah, so we can celebrate Thanksgiving-Me-Your-Money Day.","text_w_direction":"Mm. Yeah, so we can celebrate Thanksgiving-Me-Your-Money Day. [both laugh]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36436,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Man","text":"That's humorous.","text_w_direction":"That's humorous.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36437,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Thank You.","text_w_direction":"Thank You.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36438,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"You guys know how to get out?","text_w_direction":"[stuck in the maze, says to some kids running around in the maze] You guys know how to get out? [kids run away screaming]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36439,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Hi, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Hi, Michael.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36440,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Can't talk, saving the planet.","text_w_direction":"Can't talk, saving the planet.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36441,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, we don't recycle.","text_w_direction":"Oh, we don't recycle.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36442,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"We Don't? Well, why have I been separating the trash into whites and colors?","text_w_direction":"We Don't? Well, why have I been separating the trash into whites and colors?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36443,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"I'm sure no one asked you to do that.","text_w_direction":"I'm sure no one asked you to do that.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36444,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Eight Years.","text_w_direction":"[throws the sack of garbage onto the floor] Eight Years.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36445,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Listen, I know you really like Ryan--","text_w_direction":"Listen, I know you really like Ryan--","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36446,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"No, I won't even consider it.","text_w_direction":"No, I won't even consider it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36447,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, I... I hate to say this, but... you know this special bond that you've always felt with Ryan, where, like, you're best friends or you're his mentor or something?","text_w_direction":"Michael, I... [sits down] I hate to say this, but... you know this special bond that you've always felt with Ryan, where, like, you're best friends or you're his mentor or something?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36448,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Right, Yes, yeah. Best friend/mentor.","text_w_direction":"Right, Yes, yeah. Best friend/mentor.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36449,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, I think that feeling only goes one way. And I think that Ryan knows that, and he's taking advantage of you.","text_w_direction":"Michael, I think that feeling only goes one way. And I think that Ryan knows that, and he's taking advantage of you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36450,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I think you are wrong.","text_w_direction":"I think you are wrong.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36451,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"And there are a lot of other people in this office who have money at stake. Other people you care about.","text_w_direction":"And there are a lot of other people in this office who have money at stake. Other people you care about.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36452,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"You may be right. I may be crazy.","text_w_direction":"You may be right. I may be crazy.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36453,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Don't.","text_w_direction":"Don't.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36454,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I'm just saying that I think I agree with your point.","text_w_direction":"I'm just saying that I think I agree with your point.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36455,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, but in a jokey way where you're gonna start singing.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but in a jokey way where you're gonna start singing.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36456,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I thought it might make me feel better.","text_w_direction":"I thought it might make me feel better.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36457,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Okay. Go Ahead.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Go Ahead.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36458,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"But it just may be a lunatic... No.","text_w_direction":"[singing] But it just may be a lunatic... [stops singing] No.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36459,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, nice, wasting time, here we go.","text_w_direction":"[hovering over Meredith's desk] Oh, nice, wasting time, here we go.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36460,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Meridith","text":"Hey, back off. It's Solitare.","text_w_direction":"Hey, back off. It's Solitare.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36461,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Creed","text":"Hey, kid--hear you're looking for work.","text_w_direction":"Hey, kid--hear you're looking for work.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36462,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Talk to me.","text_w_direction":"Talk to me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36463,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Creed","text":"How far can you reach those Lovely long arms of yours? Eh, put 'em down. How long can you hold that pretty little breath of yours? Good.","text_w_direction":"How far can you reach those Lovely long arms of yours? [Jim reaching his arms out as far as he can go] Eh, put 'em down. How long can you hold that pretty little breath of yours? [Jim inhales] Good.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36464,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Gabe","text":"Hey, Jim? Are you distracting these people?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Jim? Are you distracting these people?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36465,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Creed","text":"We're working.","text_w_direction":"We're working. [Jim still holding his breath]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36466,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Gabe","text":"Can you at least try to look busy?","text_w_direction":"Can you at least try to look busy? [Jim Exhales]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36467,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"","text_w_direction":"[listening to and editing Jo's book on tape]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36468,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jo","text":"\"The moment Darla put the cupcake in her mouth, her daddy pulled her aside and said, \"You're Too Fat. No one's gonna like you if you're too fat.\" The next time I saw David Geffen was at the buffalo club. \"I love you, you Gay b*st*rd,\" I said. \"You Gay b*st*rd,\" I s--. \"Gay Ba--\" \"Gay B--\"\"","text_w_direction":"\"The moment Darla put the cupcake in her mouth, her daddy pulled her aside and said, \"You're Too Fat. No one's gonna like you if you're too fat.\" The next time I saw David Geffen was at the buffalo club. \"I love you, you Gay b*st*rd,\" I said. \"You Gay b*st*rd,\" I s--. \"Gay Ba--\" \"Gay B--\"\"","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36469,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"Michael, how's it going, bro?","text_w_direction":"Michael, how's it going, bro?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36470,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Good, good, bro.","text_w_direction":"Good, good, bro.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36471,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"Hey, thanks so much for having my back out there.","text_w_direction":"Hey, thanks so much for having my back out there.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36472,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Always have your back. So, any ideas on how we can get over this nine-day hump here?","text_w_direction":"Always have your back. So, any ideas on how we can get over this nine-day hump here?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36473,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"I have nothing but ideas. The thing is, they all require money.","text_w_direction":"I have nothing but ideas. The thing is, they all require money.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36474,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Nine days, though. That's, like...","text_w_direction":"Nine days, though. That's, like...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36475,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"Look, I know I've tapped you so hard.","text_w_direction":"Look, I know I've tapped you so hard.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36476,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, you have tapped this. Hard.","text_w_direction":"Yes, you have tapped this. Hard.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36477,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"Oh, you are funny, Michael. You--people, people don't give you enough credit.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Oh, you are funny, Michael. You--people, people don't give you enough credit.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36478,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Maybe I could take a second mortgage on my condo.","text_w_direction":"Maybe I could take a second mortgage on my condo.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36479,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"Well, a lot of people are doing that. And there don't seem to be any consequences. And they say the rates have never been lower.","text_w_direction":"Well, a lot of people are doing that. And there don't seem to be any consequences. And they say the rates have never been lower.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36480,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"So you would think that's a good idea for me to do?","text_w_direction":"So you would think that's a good idea for me to do?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36481,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"Think about this. You and me on a private plane flown by our private pilot--","text_w_direction":"Think about this. You and me on a private plane flown by our private pilot--","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36482,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Mm-Hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-Hmm.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36483,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"Eating our private meal cooked by our private chef.","text_w_direction":"Eating our private meal cooked by our private chef.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36484,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, well, we never even have dinner now, so...","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well, we never even have dinner now, so...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36485,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"We totally should.","text_w_direction":"We totally should.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36486,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Tonight?","text_w_direction":"Tonight?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36487,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"I gotta work on this.","text_w_direction":"I gotta work on this.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36488,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Oh right. What am I saying? Rain Check.","text_w_direction":"Oh right. What am I saying? Rain Check.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36489,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. [Michael closes the door]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36490,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"And now, by show of applause, We will crown this year's hay king. All in favor of Purebred. Put your hands together for... Mixed Bread. And let's hear it for... Purebred. Mm. It appears we have a three-way tie. I have no choice but to pick the Hay King myself. I pick... Me! I am your Hay King! All Hail your Hay King!","text_w_direction":"And now, by show of applause, We will crown this year's hay king. All in favor of Purebred. [crowd applauds] Put your hands together for... Mixed Bread. [crowd applauds] And let's hear it for... Purebred. [crowd applauds] Mm. It appears we have a three-way tie. I have no choice but to pick the Hay King myself. I pick... [all three contestants begging for Dwight to pick them] Me! I am your Hay King! All Hail your Hay King! [drowd leaves disgusted, as Dwight's worker claps]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36491,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Did I truck 300 bales of hay to a parking lot to rectify some childhood disappointment? Yes.","text_w_direction":"Did I truck 300 bales of hay to a parking lot to rectify some childhood disappointment? Yes.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36492,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Man","text":"So, if I were to call Dunder Mifflin and ask for Miss Angela Martin, would I get through to you?","text_w_direction":"So, if I were to call Dunder Mifflin and ask for Miss Angela Martin, would I get through to you?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36493,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"You would. And if I were to call your house and ask for your wife, would I get through to you?","text_w_direction":"You would. And if I were to call your house and ask for your wife, would I get through to you?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36494,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Man","text":"My wife passed away a few years ago.","text_w_direction":"My wife passed away a few years ago.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36495,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"How tragic. Very sorry to hear that.","text_w_direction":"How tragic. Very sorry to hear that.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36496,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Man","text":"Thank You.","text_w_direction":"Thank You.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36497,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"Help! Hello?! Oh! Help!","text_w_direction":"[still stuck in maze] Help! Hello?! Oh! Help![runs around the maze]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36498,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Daryl","text":"Consider it a WUPHF in person.","text_w_direction":"[opens the door the Ryan's office, grabs him by the shirt, pulls him out of his chair] Consider it a WUPHF in person. [shoves Ryan down to a chair]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36499,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Your doing the wrong thing. You're gonna lose Michael's investment. You're gonna lose ours.","text_w_direction":"Your doing the wrong thing. You're gonna lose Michael's investment. You're gonna lose ours.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36500,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Daryl","text":"You got this crazy opportunity to get our money back. Tell Mike To Sell.","text_w_direction":"You got this crazy opportunity to get our money back. Tell Mike To Sell.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36501,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"If you tell Michael to sell, he'll sell.","text_w_direction":"If you tell Michael to sell, he'll sell.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36502,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"I'm betting on myself.","text_w_direction":"I'm betting on myself.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36503,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Stanley","text":"It's a bad bet.","text_w_direction":"It's a bad bet.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36504,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36505,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"Hey. It's an ambush here. Nobody here believes in this company. Will you tell them they're wrong?","text_w_direction":"Hey. It's an ambush here. Nobody here believes in this company. Will you tell them they're wrong?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36506,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Daryl","text":"It's not that we don't believe in the company, We don't believe in you.","text_w_direction":"It's not that we don't believe in the company, We don't believe in you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36507,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"All those in favor of selling, say aye.","text_w_direction":"All those in favor of selling, say aye. [all say \"aye\"]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36508,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I. Do not agree to sell, which is to say nay.","text_w_direction":"I. Do not agree to sell, which is to say nay.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36509,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Daryl","text":"What is wrong with you? What happened to you in High School?","text_w_direction":"What is wrong with you? What happened to you in High School?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36510,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Stanley","text":"Michael, are you that blind?","text_w_direction":"Michael, are you that blind?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36511,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"I'm not blind! I know exactly who he is. He is selfish and lazy and image-obsessed, and he is a bad friend. And he's also clever. And he shoots incredibly high. And he may just make it. But you know what? Even if he doesn't, I would rather go broke betting on my people, than get rich all by myself, on some island like a castaway. And there is no middle ground.","text_w_direction":"I'm not blind! I know exactly who he is. He is selfish and lazy and image-obsessed, and he is a bad friend. [all seem to be in agreenment] And he's also clever. And he shoots incredibly high. And he may just make it. But you know what? Even if he doesn't, I would rather go broke betting on my people, than get rich all by myself, on some island like a castaway. And there is no middle ground.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36512,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"You're gonna lose all of our money.","text_w_direction":"You're gonna lose all of our money.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36513,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Only if he fails. And you know what? Ryan, I believe in you. Just like I believe in all of you. You have nine days to save everybody's money.","text_w_direction":"Only if he fails. And you know what? Ryan, I believe in you. Just like I believe in all of you. You have nine days to save everybody's money.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36514,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"Oh... Uh, That's a lot of pressure. I--I'm gonna need some more time.","text_w_direction":"Oh... Uh, That's a lot of pressure. I--I'm gonna need some more time.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36515,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"You can't have it.","text_w_direction":"You can't have it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36516,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"Okay. I won't let you down.","text_w_direction":"Okay. I won't let you down. [Ryan goes back into his office and shuts the door]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36517,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Angela? Angela!","text_w_direction":"Angela? [slides open the door] Angela! [see's a note on the door, reads it, and then crumples it up]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36518,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"The world sends people your way... Ryan came to me through a temp agency. Andy was transferred here. No idea where Creed came from. The point is you just have to play with the cards that you're dealt. Jim, that guy is an ace. Dwight is my King up my sleeve. Phyllis is my old maid. Oscar is my queen. That's easy. Gimme a hard one. That's what Oscar said. Toby is the instruction card you throw away. Pam's a solid seven. And yeah, you know what? Ryan is probably, like, a two. But sometimes twos can be wild. So watch out. And I am obviously the joker. So... That's Uh...","text_w_direction":"The world sends people your way... Ryan came to me through a temp agency. Andy was transferred here. No idea where Creed came from. The point is you just have to play with the cards that you're dealt. [camera pans to different people in the office] Jim, that guy is an ace. Dwight is my King up my sleeve. Phyllis is my old maid. Oscar is my queen. That's easy. Gimme a hard one. That's what Oscar said. Toby is the instruction card you throw away. Pam's a solid seven. And yeah, you know what? Ryan is probably, like, a two. But sometimes twos can be wild. So watch out. And I am obviously the joker. So... [phone rings, computer chimes, etc.] That's Uh...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36519,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Robotic Voice","text":"WUPHF, from Ryan Howard. Decided to sell company. Thanks, bro. Hell of a ride.","text_w_direction":"WUPHF, from Ryan Howard. Decided to sell company. Thanks, bro. Hell of a ride.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36520,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Michael","text":"Thank God.","text_w_direction":"Thank God.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36521,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"","text_w_direction":"[puts his phone in his coffee mug and calls Gabe]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36522,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Gabe","text":"Gabe Lewis.","text_w_direction":"Gabe Lewis.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36523,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jo","text":"","text_w_direction":"[Jim's edited version of her book on tape][/b]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36524,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Gabe","text":"Well, Jo--","text_w_direction":"Well, Jo--","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36525,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jo","text":"Now, I love reading, and I hate being interrupted. Shut up and listen, you gay b*st*rd. Chapter One. I was born, not into luxary, nor poverty. But into adversity, and for that, I thank the Lord. My Father was a man. That's all we can know. After I learned to ride a bike, there was no stopping me. I would ride up Magnolia Stree and down Azalea Lane. Which would later become my--","text_w_direction":"Now, I love reading, and I hate being interrupted. Shut up and listen, you gay b*st*rd. Chapter One. I was born, not into luxary, nor poverty. [Gabe looks through Jo's book] But into adversity, and for that, I thank the Lord. My Father was a man. That's all we can know. After I learned to ride a bike, there was no stopping me. I would ride up Magnolia Stree and down Azalea Lane. Which would later become my--","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36526,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"All right, good night, Gabe. Just wanted to say thanks again. 'Cause I really think I made good use of my day, oh! Sorry.","text_w_direction":"[opens door to Gabe's office] All right, good night, Gabe. Just wanted to say thanks again. [Gabe motions that he's on the phone] 'Cause I really think I made good use of my day, oh! Sorry.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36527,"season":7,"episode":9,"episode_name":"WUPHF.com","director":"Danny Leiner","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jo","text":"I've always been a fighter. And Fate has obliged me with plenty of battles, the first being a hard--","text_w_direction":"I've always been a fighter. And Fate has obliged me with plenty of battles, the first being a hard--","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1598,"air_date":"2010-11-18"}
{"index":36528,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[picks up pencil between his toes]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36529,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36530,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Twenty minutes a day Jim, that's all it takes. Twenty minutes a day, all feet, no hands and I'll have the pedi-dexterity of a chimp, and you'll be sitting there like an idiot. Okay. Here we go. Ah, yes.","text_w_direction":"Twenty minutes a day Jim, that's all it takes. Twenty minutes a day, all feet, no hands and I'll have the pedi-dexterity of a chimp, and you'll be sitting there like an idiot. [attempts to place pencil in pencil sharpener] Okay. Here we go. Ah, yes. [accidentally kicks items from his desk onto Pam's]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36531,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Do you mind?","text_w_direction":"Do you mind?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36532,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm sorry Pam, allow me to write you an apology letter.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry Pam, allow me to write you an apology letter.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36533,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"You don't have to do that.","text_w_direction":"You don't have to do that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36534,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"D-E-A. Oop, backspace. A. Dear.","text_w_direction":"[typing with his toes] D-E-A. Oop, backspace. A. Dear.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36535,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Ahh, Thank you hands. Nothing else in the universe can do what you do.","text_w_direction":"[whistling, places cup of coffee onto Dwight's desk] Ahh, Thank you hands. Nothing else in the universe can do what you do.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36536,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[lifts cup up with toes]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36537,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, don't worry about it. Dwight, its okay. You were wrong.","text_w_direction":"Oh, don't worry about it. Dwight, its okay. You were wrong.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36538,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Uhh, aah!","text_w_direction":"[spills hot coffee on himself] Uhh, aah!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36539,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Well, A for effort right?","text_w_direction":"Well, A for effort right?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36540,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[taps Jim's hand with his foot]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36541,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Hank","text":"Welcome, start your morning right with a burst of blueberry. Or try plain.","text_w_direction":"Welcome, start your morning right with a burst of blueberry. Or try plain.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36542,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"What's the occasion?","text_w_direction":"What's the occasion?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36543,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Hank","text":"Dwight said this entry was a waste of space.","text_w_direction":"Dwight said this entry was a waste of space.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36544,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"I would like a muffa du blueberry por favor.","text_w_direction":"I would like a muffa du blueberry por favor.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36545,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Hank","text":"Eight dollars.","text_w_direction":"Eight dollars.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36546,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Eight dollars?","text_w_direction":"Eight dollars?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36547,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Owning a building is a war between the landlord and the tenant. Not a literal war, unfortunately, but I am using the same tactics. I've surrounded the enemy, and I'm slowly starving them. To save on electricity I've installed a timer and motion sensors on the lights. It's part of my green initiative. And by green, I mean money.","text_w_direction":"Owning a building is a war between the landlord and the tenant. Not a literal war, unfortunately, but I am using the same tactics. I've surrounded the enemy, and I'm slowly starving them. To save on electricity I've installed a timer and motion sensors on the lights. It's part of my green initiative. And by green, I mean money.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36548,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Mmhmm, China. China.","text_w_direction":"[examines items on the reception desk] Mmhmm, China. China.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36549,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"How was the dentist?","text_w_direction":"How was the dentist?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36550,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"It was great. China.","text_w_direction":"It was great. China.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36551,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Are you okay, what's wrong?","text_w_direction":"Are you okay, what's wrong?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36552,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Everything here was made in China, Pam.","text_w_direction":"Everything here was made in China, Pam.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36553,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, its where they make stuff.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, its where they make stuff.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36554,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"They used to make stuff in America, Andy. But we're falling behind, did you know that? China is a sleeping dragon that is just beginning to stir.","text_w_direction":"They used to make stuff in America, Andy. But we're falling behind, did you know that? China is a sleeping dragon that is just beginning to stir.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36555,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, no.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36556,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, right here. It is right there. Anybody read the news any more?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, right here. It is right there. [holds up magazine] Anybody read the news any more?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36557,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"China is on the move?","text_w_direction":"China is on the move?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36558,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I found that in the waiting room at the dentist's office. This kid had the magazine I wanted to read, that's the only one I could reach and I read it and then I read it again.","text_w_direction":"I found that in the waiting room at the dentist's office. This kid had the magazine I wanted to read, that's the only one I could reach and I read it and then I read it again.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36559,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"My whole life I believed that America was number one, that was the saying. Not America is number two. England is number two. China should be like eight.","text_w_direction":"My whole life I believed that America was number one, that was the saying. Not America is number two. England is number two. China should be like eight.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36560,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey Andy.","text_w_direction":"Hey Andy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36561,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Hey Darryl.","text_w_direction":"Hey Darryl.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36562,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"You gotta stop texting me so much.","text_w_direction":"You gotta stop texting me so much.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36563,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"But I wanted you to know that Michael and I are wearing the same tie today. It's insane.","text_w_direction":"But I wanted you to know that Michael and I are wearing the same tie today. It's insane.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36564,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"You need to change your standard for what's worthy of a text. Ask yourself is this something Darryl needs to know. The answers almost always no.","text_w_direction":"You need to change your standard for what's worthy of a text. Ask yourself is this something Darryl needs to know. The answers almost always no.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36565,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Got it. Then I will call you.","text_w_direction":"Got it. Then I will call you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36566,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36567,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"There was a time when the only people who texted you were people you wanted to text you. Girls. And they'd all say the same thing. \"I'm coming over baby.\" And I would text back \"BTB\", bring that booty.","text_w_direction":"There was a time when the only people who texted you were people you wanted to text you. Girls. And they'd all say the same thing. \"I'm coming over baby.\" And I would text back \"BTB\", bring that booty.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36568,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Dwight, why is the toilet paper only half a ply?","text_w_direction":"Dwight, why is the toilet paper only half a ply?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36569,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm sorry, isn't that good enough for your anus? Don't get me started on how coddled the modern anus is.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, isn't that good enough for your anus? Don't get me started on how coddled the modern anus is.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36570,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Umm, Stanley. Maybe you could just unspool a little more each time you need to...","text_w_direction":"Umm, Stanley. Maybe you could just unspool a little more each time you need to...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36571,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Don't tell me how to do my business.","text_w_direction":"Don't tell me how to do my business.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36572,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Stanley, as a fellow Dunder Mifflin employee I feel for you. But, like you, I am completely powerless to the whims of the new building owner.","text_w_direction":"Stanley, as a fellow Dunder Mifflin employee I feel for you. But, like you, I am completely powerless to the whims of the new building owner.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36573,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Which is you.","text_w_direction":"Which is you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36574,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"\"Which is you\" is not a sentence.","text_w_direction":"\"Which is you\" is not a sentence.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36575,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I disagree with.","text_w_direction":"I disagree with.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36576,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Are you just gonna sit there, Office Administrator, or are you going to do something?","text_w_direction":"Are you just gonna sit there, Office Administrator, or are you going to do something?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36577,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Dwight, can we talk about these cutbacks.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, can we talk about these cutbacks.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36578,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Pam, when I'm sitting at this desk, I'm a salesman. If you wanna talk to the new building owner, you should call Nate and schedule and appointment.","text_w_direction":"Pam, when I'm sitting at this desk, I'm a salesman. If you wanna talk to the new building owner, you should call Nate and schedule and appointment.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36579,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I'm not going to do that.","text_w_direction":"I'm not going to do that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36580,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Well then you're not going to talk to the new building owner. Which is a shame, because I hear he's a very reasonable guy.","text_w_direction":"Well then you're not going to talk to the new building owner. Which is a shame, because I hear he's a very reasonable guy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36581,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nate","text":"Y'ello.","text_w_direction":"[on the phone] Y'ello.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36582,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Hi Nate, Its Pam Halpert.","text_w_direction":"Hi Nate, Its Pam Halpert.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36583,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nate","text":"Oh, hey Pam.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey Pam.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36584,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, I would just love to schedule a meeting today with Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Hey, I would just love to schedule a meeting today with Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36585,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nate","text":"Let me put you on hold for just one 'eensy sec.","text_w_direction":"Let me put you on hold for just one 'eensy sec.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36586,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36587,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Dwight Schrute. Mhm. Tell her I'm busy. I don't know, make something up.","text_w_direction":"[answers phone] Dwight Schrute. Mhm. Tell her I'm busy. I don't know, make something up.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36588,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nate","text":"Hey Pam, Dwight's being questioned by the police in connection with a string of dog-nappings that ha...","text_w_direction":"Hey Pam, Dwight's being questioned by the police in connection with a string of dog-nappings that ha...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36589,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Dwight. Dwight. Can you please tell new building owner that he is screwing over all the people he works with, people he's worked with for years. His friends.","text_w_direction":"[hangs up phone] Dwight. Dwight. Can you please tell new building owner that he is screwing over all the people he works with, people he's worked with for years. His friends.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36590,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"You know what Pam? You're right. This isn't just a business. This is a home, and I would much rather see a smile from Kevin than save hundreds on plumbing and electricity.","text_w_direction":"You know what Pam? You're right. This isn't just a business. This is a home, and I would much rather see a smile from Kevin than save hundreds on plumbing and electricity. [Kevin smiles]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36591,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Oh my God.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36592,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36593,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"According to the internet, the tallest man in the world is Chinese.","text_w_direction":"According to the internet, the tallest man in the world is Chinese.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36594,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"So much for keeping our secrets up high.","text_w_direction":"So much for keeping our secrets up high.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36595,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"What's America gonna do?","text_w_direction":"What's America gonna do?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36596,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I know what we're going to do. We're going to put our best minds on it.","text_w_direction":"I know what we're going to do. We're going to put our best minds on it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36597,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Everybody stop working. I want you all to imagine a world in which America is not the number one superpower, where forks are irrelevant, and where every man, woman and child is expected to learn how to play the cello. Now open your eyes.","text_w_direction":"Everybody stop working. I want you all to imagine a world in which America is not the number one superpower, where forks are irrelevant, and where every man, woman and child is expected to learn how to play the cello. Now open your eyes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36598,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"You never told us to close them.","text_w_direction":"You never told us to close them.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36599,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Welcome to your future.","text_w_direction":"Welcome to your future.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36600,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"What do we do? How do we stop this?","text_w_direction":"What do we do? How do we stop this?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36601,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"How do we stop it? With a big idea. That's what America is built on, big ideas. Blue jeans, the Grand Canyon. Whose got one, whose got a big idea?","text_w_direction":"How do we stop it? With a big idea. That's what America is built on, big ideas. Blue jeans, the Grand Canyon. Whose got one, whose got a big idea?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36602,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"An idea bigger than the Grand Canyon?","text_w_direction":"An idea bigger than the Grand Canyon?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36603,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, indeed. Yes Kevin.","text_w_direction":"Yes, indeed. Yes Kevin.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36604,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"An antacid that you only take once a week.","text_w_direction":"An antacid that you only take once a week.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36605,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Once a week antacid is the idea to beat. Anyone else? Nobody? Okay then we are... yes.","text_w_direction":"Once a week antacid is the idea to beat. Anyone else? Nobody? Okay then we are... yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36606,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Michael! An antacid pill that you take once every six weeks.","text_w_direction":"Michael! An antacid pill that you take once every six weeks.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36607,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Why not just go one for the year?","text_w_direction":"Why not just go one for the year?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36608,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36609,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"It's too big of a pill to swallow.","text_w_direction":"It's too big of a pill to swallow.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36610,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36611,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"What if we all get together and help each other and hire a new guy, and then we all kill him, but first we take out like a hundred thousand dollar life insurance policy. I bet you guys like that idea don't you?","text_w_direction":"What if we all get together and help each other and hire a new guy, and then we all kill him, but first we take out like a hundred thousand dollar life insurance policy. I bet you guys like that idea don't you?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36612,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"I think that's what they're doing to me. I can't prove it, but I wanted to see their faces when I said it. I learned nothing.","text_w_direction":"I think that's what they're doing to me. I can't prove it, but I wanted to see their faces when I said it. I learned nothing.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36613,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know what the that was.","text_w_direction":"I don't know what the [expletive] that was.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36614,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I say we bomb 'em. By 2020, they're gonna be the world's largest economy and they're getting a taste for protein. We'll all starve.","text_w_direction":"I say we bomb 'em. By 2020, they're gonna be the world's largest economy and they're getting a taste for protein. We'll all starve.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36615,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah, Dwight's right we should drop a bomb.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, Dwight's right we should drop a bomb.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36616,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No he's not right. We're not. Where would we even drop it, Phyllis? Did you know that in China there are fifty six cities with over a million people? You know how many we have here? Nine.","text_w_direction":"No he's not right. We're not. Where would we even drop it, Phyllis? Did you know that in China there are fifty six cities with over a million people? You know how many we have here? Nine.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36617,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"","text_w_direction":"[gasps]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36618,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Actually, that's not true. I know the figure you're referring to, and it's a projection of fifteen years from now.","text_w_direction":"Actually, that's not true. I know the figure you're referring to, and it's a projection of fifteen years from now.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36619,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Thank God.","text_w_direction":"Thank God.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36620,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No, no. That is right now.","text_w_direction":"No, no. That is right now.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36621,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Michael, China's agrarian. Urbanizing fast? You bet 'cha, but still agrarian.","text_w_direction":"Michael, China's agrarian. Urbanizing fast? You bet 'cha, but still agrarian.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36622,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"In terms of land, not population.","text_w_direction":"In terms of land, not population.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36623,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Come on Michael. You can...","text_w_direction":"Come on Michael. You can...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36624,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"No, no you're wrong about this.","text_w_direction":"No, no you're wrong about this.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36625,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Where are you getting this information?","text_w_direction":"Where are you getting this information?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36626,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I got it from NewYorkTimes.com","text_w_direction":"I got it from NewYorkTimes.com","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36627,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Uh oh, getting nervous Oscar?","text_w_direction":"Uh oh, getting nervous Oscar?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36628,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, someone look it up.","text_w_direction":"Okay, someone look it up.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36629,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"I'm on it Jim. I'm on it.","text_w_direction":"I'm on it Jim. I'm on it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36630,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Guys its not worth it really. Guys this is not worth our time.","text_w_direction":"Guys its not worth it really. Guys this is not worth our time.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36631,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"\"Are you watching this?\" Seriously?","text_w_direction":"[reads text] \"Are you watching this?\" Seriously?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36632,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Well are you?","text_w_direction":"Well are you?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36633,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"I'm sitting right here.","text_w_direction":"I'm sitting right here.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36634,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Got it. China has fifty six cities with a population of over one million. The US has... nine.","text_w_direction":"Got it. China has fifty six cities with a population of over one million. The US has... nine.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36635,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Meredith","text":"Suck it Oscar.","text_w_direction":"Suck it Oscar.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36636,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Well on the plus side all this worrying about China has made you smarter than Oscar, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Well on the plus side all this worrying about China has made you smarter than Oscar, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36637,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Great. I was wrong. I'm wrong. Is everyone happy?","text_w_direction":"Great. I was wrong. I'm wrong. Is everyone happy?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36638,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"So I happen to know more than the smartest guy in the office. So what? I don't care.","text_w_direction":"So I happen to know more than the smartest guy in the office. So what? [laughs] I don't care.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36639,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, now where were we before I bested Oscar?","text_w_direction":"Okay, now where were we before I bested Oscar?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36640,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Meredith","text":"Wow, so this building can get uglier.","text_w_direction":"Wow, so this building can get uglier.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36641,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"I will not work in a roach billboard.","text_w_direction":"I will not work in a roach billboard.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36642,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Gabe","text":"Oh my God, I can't look at roaches.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, I can't look at roaches.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36643,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Michael do something about this.","text_w_direction":"Michael do something about this.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36644,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Absolutely, Pam this is exactly why I hired you as Office Administrator, handle it. Taking care of business.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely, Pam this is exactly why I hired you as Office Administrator, handle it. Taking care of business.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36645,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Dwight take it down.","text_w_direction":"Dwight take it down.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36646,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[chuckles]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36647,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I'm serious, take it down or else.","text_w_direction":"I'm serious, take it down or else.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36648,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Or else? Or else what? There's nothing you can do.","text_w_direction":"Or else? Or else what? There's nothing you can do.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36649,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"We can move out.","text_w_direction":"We can move out.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36650,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"[lights turn off] Really? [jumps to try and activate motion sensor, Kevin walks through the door setting it off, and the lights come back on]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36651,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"So, does anyone wanna know where I've been for the last 2 hours?","text_w_direction":"So, does anyone wanna know where I've been for the last 2 hours?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36652,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh God, I've been playing Zombie Soccer for two hours?","text_w_direction":"Oh God, I've been playing Zombie Soccer for two hours?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36653,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I went out to look for a better office space.","text_w_direction":"I went out to look for a better office space.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36654,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Waste of time.","text_w_direction":"Waste of time.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36655,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Not really, because I found one.","text_w_direction":"Not really, because I found one.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36656,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh wow, these are nice.","text_w_direction":"Oh wow, these are nice.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36657,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Yup.","text_w_direction":"Yup.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36658,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Let me see.","text_w_direction":"Let me see.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36659,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Look at the huge offices Jim, check out that conference room.","text_w_direction":"Look at the huge offices Jim, check out that conference room.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36660,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, yeah. Totally.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, yeah. Totally.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36661,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"You can't just move out.","text_w_direction":"You can't just move out.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36662,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Oh in three months we can. Check the lease, and if you don't undo all the changes you've made, we're moving. Hey guys, can I show you some pictures.","text_w_direction":"Oh in three months we can. Check the lease, and if you don't undo all the changes you've made, we're moving. Hey guys, can I show you some pictures.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36663,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Oh my gosh she is so cute. She looks like both of you.","text_w_direction":"[without looking at the pictures] Oh my gosh she is so cute. She looks like both of you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36664,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"They're not of Cece.","text_w_direction":"They're not of Cece.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36665,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, cool.","text_w_direction":"Oh, cool.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36666,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"This is possibly our new Dunder Mifflin office.","text_w_direction":"This is possibly our new Dunder Mifflin office.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36667,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Well I like being in the same building as Bob. Keeps me honest.","text_w_direction":"Well I like being in the same building as Bob. Keeps me honest.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36668,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Well, this building isn't far, and its much newer. There's a dry cleaner, nail place and a gym. Oh, and it's next-door to and Outback so it always smells like steak.","text_w_direction":"Well, this building isn't far, and its much newer. There's a dry cleaner, nail place and a gym. Oh, and it's next-door to and Outback so it always smells like steak.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36669,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Are you trying to kill me?","text_w_direction":"Are you trying to kill me?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36670,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Is the nail place Koreans or whites?","text_w_direction":"Is the nail place Koreans or whites?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36671,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Koreans.","text_w_direction":"Koreans.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36672,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Good. And the dry cleaners?","text_w_direction":"Good. And the dry cleaners?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36673,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"White.","text_w_direction":"White.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36674,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Good.","text_w_direction":"Good.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36675,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Woah, there is a lot of brainpower in this room. We've got Michael and Oscar, the two smartest guys in the office, also in that order.","text_w_direction":"Woah, there is a lot of brainpower in this room. We've got Michael and Oscar, the two smartest guys in the office, also in that order.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36676,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Funny Jim. That is funny.","text_w_direction":"Funny Jim. That is funny.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36677,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Very comedically humorous Jim.","text_w_direction":"Very comedically humorous Jim.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36678,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"I have a computer question. Hey Oscar?","text_w_direction":"I have a computer question. Hey Oscar?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36679,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"What is it?","text_w_direction":"What is it?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36680,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Can you move aside so that I can ask Michael?","text_w_direction":"Can you move aside so that I can ask Michael?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36681,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Alright. Alright I get it.","text_w_direction":"Alright. Alright I get it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36682,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Michael, how do I create a new tab?","text_w_direction":"Michael, how do I create a new tab?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36683,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Try 'Control P'.","text_w_direction":"Try 'Control P'.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36684,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"That's print.","text_w_direction":"That's print.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36685,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Not if the printer isn't hooked up. You are making some very dangerous assumptions Oscar.","text_w_direction":"Not if the printer isn't hooked up. You are making some very dangerous assumptions Oscar.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36686,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Oscar it must be killing you to know that Michael is smarter than you.","text_w_direction":"Oscar it must be killing you to know that Michael is smarter than you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36687,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"He's... he's not smarter than me, he was just right about one thing.","text_w_direction":"He's... he's not smarter than me, he was just right about one thing.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36688,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Yeah, but it was a really smart thing to be right about, actually.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but it was a really smart thing to be right about, actually.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36689,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Actually, it was.","text_w_direction":"Actually, it was.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36690,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Around here, Oscar is known as 'actually' because he will insert himself into just about any conversation to add facts, or correct grammar. He really does fit that old stereotype of the smug gay Mexican.","text_w_direction":"Around here, Oscar is known as 'actually' because he will insert himself into just about any conversation to add facts, or correct grammar. He really does fit that old stereotype of the smug gay Mexican.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36691,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Megan Fox. Question mark. What's that mean?","text_w_direction":"[reading text] Megan Fox. Question mark. What's that mean?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36692,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Megan Fox! Come on!","text_w_direction":"Megan Fox! Come on!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36693,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"You know what, you're one bad text away from getting blocked.","text_w_direction":"You know what, you're one bad text away from getting blocked.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36694,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Yes, but one good text away from a high five.","text_w_direction":"Yes, but one good text away from a high five.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36695,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"You accept these terms?","text_w_direction":"You accept these terms?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36696,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, its on.","text_w_direction":"Oh, its on.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36697,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"In your perfect would, what would make this building awesome? I'm putting together kind of a wish list.","text_w_direction":"In your perfect would, what would make this building awesome? I'm putting together kind of a wish list.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36698,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Well, I wish for a million wishes.","text_w_direction":"Well, I wish for a million wishes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36699,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, no. I'm not a genie. I'm just talking about a...","text_w_direction":"Yeah, no. I'm not a genie. I'm just talking about a...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36700,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Then see you later building.","text_w_direction":"Then see you later building.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36701,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"You can't possibly be serious.","text_w_direction":"You can't possibly be serious.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36702,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"I said see you later building.","text_w_direction":"I said see you later building.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36703,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Hey Michael.","text_w_direction":"Hey Michael.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36704,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36705,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"I was thinking about some of the stuff you said earlier about China.","text_w_direction":"I was thinking about some of the stuff you said earlier about China.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36706,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Mmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmm.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36707,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"I'd love to talk more about it.","text_w_direction":"I'd love to talk more about it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36708,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36709,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Maybe over some coffee later?","text_w_direction":"Maybe over some coffee later?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36710,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36711,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Woah, woah, woah. Do you know what you just agreed to?","text_w_direction":"Woah, woah, woah. Do you know what you just agreed to?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36712,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Coffee Jim.","text_w_direction":"Coffee Jim.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36713,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36714,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"It is not just coffee.","text_w_direction":"It is not just coffee.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36715,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"He's trying to set you up Michael. What's going to happen is he's going to try and bring up what ever you're talking about in a very casual way, but secretly he'll be trying to trip you up, and when he does, boom, its awful. Haven't you noticed that I don't bring up the Tour de France around him?","text_w_direction":"He's trying to set you up Michael. What's going to happen is he's going to try and bring up what ever you're talking about in a very casual way, but secretly he'll be trying to trip you up, and when he does, boom, its awful. Haven't you noticed that I don't bring up the Tour de France around him?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36716,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36717,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"And then he will smugly pay the cheque and make you feel so small.","text_w_direction":"And then he will smugly pay the cheque and make you feel so small.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36718,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Alright, well I just need to learn everything about China. To be safe I should learn everything about everything but I don't have time. Okay, okay, I'll just learn about China and science and geography and math and literary.","text_w_direction":"Alright, well I just need to learn everything about China. To be safe I should learn everything about everything but I don't have time. Okay, okay, I'll just learn about China and science and geography and math and literary.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36719,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"No politics?","text_w_direction":"No politics?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36720,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I'm pretty good on politics. \"California is bankrupt, and California, California.\" What?","text_w_direction":"I'm pretty good on politics. \"California is bankrupt, and California, California.\" [Jim and Andy follow Michael into his office] What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36721,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Parley, my office, five minutes.","text_w_direction":"Parley, my office, five minutes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36722,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Parley?","text_w_direction":"Parley?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36723,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"Pirate code, he wants to meet.","text_w_direction":"Pirate code, he wants to meet.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36724,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"So everyone here knows pirate code?","text_w_direction":"So everyone here knows pirate code?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36725,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"I understand it, I can't speak it.","text_w_direction":"I understand it, I can't speak it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36726,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Pam, I am not an unreasonable man. If you guys stay, I will stop watering down the soap.","text_w_direction":"Pam, I am not an unreasonable man. If you guys stay, I will stop watering down the soap.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36727,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"You've been watering down the soap?","text_w_direction":"You've been watering down the soap?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36728,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Why do you even need soap? Are you that bad at going to the bathroom?","text_w_direction":"Why do you even need soap? Are you that bad at going to the bathroom?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36729,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"We need everything back the way it was.","text_w_direction":"We need everything back the way it was.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36730,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"You don't wanna move. Moving is one of the most stressful things you can do in life. You'll probably just take it out on your kid. Jim will turn to the drink. The family will fall apart, and twenty five years from now, Cece will become world famous... for stripping.","text_w_direction":"You don't wanna move. Moving is one of the most stressful things you can do in life. You'll probably just take it out on your kid. Jim will turn to the drink. The family will fall apart, and twenty five years from now, Cece will become world famous... for stripping.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36731,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"That's a sad story. I have another one. We move, the other tenants follow, the bank takes the building, takes your farm, takes your car and beats the crap out of you. Penniless, you die, and my daughter Cece dances on your grave... fully clothed.","text_w_direction":"That's a sad story. I have another one. We move, the other tenants follow, the bank takes the building, takes your farm, takes your car and beats the crap out of you. Penniless, you die, and my daughter Cece dances on your grave... fully clothed. [lights turn off, Pam and Dwight begin to wave their arms to alert the sensor]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36732,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Where is Tibet?","text_w_direction":"Where is Tibet?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36733,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Pass.","text_w_direction":"Pass.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36734,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"When was China founded?","text_w_direction":"When was China founded?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36735,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Pass.","text_w_direction":"Pass.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36736,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Two for two, keep it up.","text_w_direction":"Two for two, keep it up.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36737,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Who is Mao?","text_w_direction":"Who is Mao?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36738,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Lifeline.","text_w_direction":"Lifeline.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36739,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Damn it. Michael, you are moments away from the smack down of your life. If you don't know something, steer the conversation back to something you do know.","text_w_direction":"Damn it. Michael, you are moments away from the smack down of your life. If you don't know something, steer the conversation back to something you do know.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36740,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I could talk about boobs. I bet he knows nothing about boobs.","text_w_direction":"I could talk about boobs. I bet he knows nothing about boobs.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36741,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"What do you know about boobs?","text_w_direction":"What do you know about boobs?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36742,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Michael, I have to tell you something it's from Rocky II.","text_w_direction":"Michael, I have to tell you something it's from Rocky II.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36743,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36744,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"This guy doesn't just wanna win. Y'know, he want's to bury you. He wants to humiliate you!","text_w_direction":"This guy doesn't just wanna win. Y'know, he want's to bury you. He wants to humiliate you!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36745,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Wait, wait, wait. How long is this going to take?","text_w_direction":"Wait, wait, wait. How long is this going to take?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36746,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"I'm like a quarter of the way through.","text_w_direction":"I'm like a quarter of the way through.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36747,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Is it going to be worth it?","text_w_direction":"Is it going to be worth it?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36748,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36749,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Just in case Michael, I made you a cheat sheet.","text_w_direction":"Just in case Michael, I made you a cheat sheet.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36750,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I don't need to cheat.","text_w_direction":"I don't need to cheat.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36751,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Show him how to use it.","text_w_direction":"Show him how to use it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36752,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nate","text":"Ten thousand seven hundred and six.","text_w_direction":"[riding in car, looking for new office] Ten thousand seven hundred and six.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36753,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Here it is, right here, pull over. Oh my God. No way. Man, look at that.","text_w_direction":"Here it is, right here, pull over. Oh my God. No way. Man, look at that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36754,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nate","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36755,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"There's no building. This could only mean one thing.","text_w_direction":"There's no building. This could only mean one thing.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36756,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nate","text":"The building's underground?","text_w_direction":"The building's underground?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36757,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"She was lying. Oh, Pam, Pam...","text_w_direction":"She was lying. Oh, Pam, Pam...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36758,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight & Nate","text":"Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam.","text_w_direction":"Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36759,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Passer-by","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36760,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nate","text":"Pam. Pam?","text_w_direction":"Pam. Pam?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36761,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36762,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Passer-by","text":"I'm Pam.","text_w_direction":"I'm Pam.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36763,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36764,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nate","text":"No you're not.","text_w_direction":"No you're not.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36765,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm sorry. We have a colleague with the same name.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry. We have a colleague with the same name.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36766,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Passer-by","text":"Oh, that's fine.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that's fine.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36767,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"So, okay. You're not a liar too are you?","text_w_direction":"So, okay. You're not a liar too are you?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36768,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Passer-by","text":"I've been known to bend the truth.","text_w_direction":"I've been known to bend the truth.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36769,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Damn it, Pam. Get out. Right now. Leave it, I mean it. Get the hell out of here. Go.","text_w_direction":"Damn it, Pam. Get out. Right now. Leave it, I mean it. Get the hell out of here. Go.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36770,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Passer-by","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36771,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I can't wait to do to Pam, what I just did... to Pam.","text_w_direction":"I can't wait to do to Pam, what I just did... to Pam.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36772,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey Pam.","text_w_direction":"Hey Pam.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36773,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam ","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36774,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Y'know what, I'm the only one here who you haven't asked about the new office.","text_w_direction":"Y'know what, I'm the only one here who you haven't asked about the new office.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36775,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I know, because you're the reason we're moving.","text_w_direction":"I know, because you're the reason we're moving.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36776,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, but I'm still an employee here, and that part of me is really excited about the change of scenery. What's the square footage in the new place?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but I'm still an employee here, and that part of me is really excited about the change of scenery. What's the square footage in the new place?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36777,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Uhh, I think it's something like umm...","text_w_direction":"Uhh, I think it's something like umm...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36778,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"What's the exact square footage.","text_w_direction":"What's the exact square footage.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36779,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Umm, let me see.","text_w_direction":"Umm, let me see.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36780,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"How many offices are there? Oh I'll just look at the one sheet myself.","text_w_direction":"How many offices are there? Oh I'll just look at the one sheet myself.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36781,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, actually I don't know what I did with the one sheet. Y'know, that's the problem. You only have one sheet.","text_w_direction":"Oh, actually I don't know what I did with the one sheet. Y'know, that's the problem. You only have one sheet.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36782,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"You're a funny guy Pam. What's the first thing you guys are gonna do when you move in to the new office? I'm going to walk down the hall and say \"Wow, I can't believe this is real, but it is.\" I can't wait.","text_w_direction":"[chuckles] You're a funny guy Pam. What's the first thing you guys are gonna do when you move in to the new office? I'm going to walk down the hall and say \"Wow, I can't believe this is real, but it is.\" I can't wait.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36783,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Mmhmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmhmm.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36784,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I lied about some aspects of the building.","text_w_direction":"I lied about some aspects of the building.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36785,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"It's still on a bike path though right?","text_w_direction":"It's still on a bike path though right?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36786,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"There's no building... it doesn't exist.","text_w_direction":"There's no building... it doesn't exist.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36787,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"What does that mean?","text_w_direction":"What does that mean?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36788,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I needed leverage so I pulled those pictures off the internet. It's just this Office Administrator thing, I don't wanna...","text_w_direction":"I needed leverage so I pulled those pictures off the internet. It's just this Office Administrator thing, I don't wanna...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36789,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36790,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Fail. I don't want to fail... again.","text_w_direction":"Fail. I don't want to fail... again.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36791,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"But you didn't fail.","text_w_direction":"But you didn't fail.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36792,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"And that's what you said about Art School, and that's what you said about sales.","text_w_direction":"And that's what you said about Art School, and that's what you said about sales.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36793,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"And you didn't fail those things either.","text_w_direction":"And you didn't fail those things either.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36794,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Well, I'm not an artist, and I'm not a salesman. So what would you call it?","text_w_direction":"Well, I'm not an artist, and I'm not a salesman. So what would you call it?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36795,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36796,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Michael, the reason I asked you down here for this chat is that I've been thinking that your fears about China are a bit exaggerated.","text_w_direction":"Michael, the reason I asked you down here for this chat is that I've been thinking that your fears about China are a bit exaggerated.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36797,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Did you know, that China has a new missile, that can sink a US Naval Carrier nine hundred miles off the coast?","text_w_direction":"Did you know, that China has a new missile, that can sink a US Naval Carrier nine hundred miles off the coast?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36798,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"We have missiles too.","text_w_direction":"We have missiles too.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36799,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Did you also know that China has secretly been expanding its nuclear arsenal. But what do I know, I mean, that's just according to the Pentagon. Our Pentagon.","text_w_direction":"Did you also know that China has secretly been expanding its nuclear arsenal. But what do I know, I mean, that's just according to the Pentagon. Our Pentagon.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36800,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nate","text":"I wasn't here.","text_w_direction":"I wasn't here. [places a book in front of Pam]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36801,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36802,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nate","text":"I wasn't here. It's a pretty common saying. You may want to log it away for future use.","text_w_direction":"I wasn't here. It's a pretty common saying. You may want to log it away for future use.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36803,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Well thanks.","text_w_direction":"Well thanks.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36804,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nate","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36805,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"China has been loaning us billions upon billions of dollars. We are going to be owing them for the rest of our lives. And they will control us.","text_w_direction":"China has been loaning us billions upon billions of dollars. We are going to be owing them for the rest of our lives. And they will control us.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36806,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Actually, we're in a mild recession right now. I'll give you that, but people use China as the boogie man for all their problems. In the nineteen eighties, it was Japan.","text_w_direction":"Actually, we're in a mild recession right now. I'll give you that, but people use China as the boogie man for all their problems. In the nineteen eighties, it was Japan.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36807,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"How then do you explain that in the past year manufacturing in China has risen by 17% and in the US it has only risen by 8%?","text_w_direction":"How then do you explain that in the past year manufacturing in China has risen by 17% and in the US it has only risen by 8%?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36808,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Do you really think that manufacturing is a relevant indicator of where the world economy's heading in 2011? Do you know the comparative expansion of say the information sector? I'd say that's far more relevant. Wouldn't you?","text_w_direction":"Do you really think that manufacturing is a relevant indicator of where the world economy's heading in 2011? Do you know the comparative expansion of say the information sector? I'd say that's far more relevant. Wouldn't you?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36809,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Don't... I...","text_w_direction":"Don't... I...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36810,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Hello, hello. You're breaking the law.","text_w_direction":"Hello, hello. You're breaking the law.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36811,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Impossible, I love the law.","text_w_direction":"Impossible, I love the law.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36812,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Read article nineteen. There are suitable standards that you have to maintain the building at that includes comfortable temperatures and adequate lighting. It also means no more cutting the tampons in two, and no more tampering with the toilet paper.","text_w_direction":"Read article nineteen. There are suitable standards that you have to maintain the building at that includes comfortable temperatures and adequate lighting. It also means no more cutting the tampons in two, and no more tampering with the toilet paper.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36813,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I see I've underestimated you, and I didn't think that was possible. Nate, reply the paper.","text_w_direction":"I see I've underestimated you, and I didn't think that was possible. Nate, reply the paper.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36814,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nate","text":"I don't think it goes that way.","text_w_direction":"I don't think it goes that way.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36815,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Reply it!","text_w_direction":"Reply it!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36816,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Don't worry about the coffee, its on me.","text_w_direction":"Don't worry about the coffee, its on me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36817,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, I figured that.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I figured that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36818,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Michael, I am so happy that we were able to have this little chat.","text_w_direction":"Michael, I am so happy that we were able to have this little chat.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36819,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Wait. You forgetting something?","text_w_direction":"Wait. You forgetting something?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36820,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36821,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"This chat. Two men, one white, one latina. A boss and a money cruncher. I could fire you.","text_w_direction":"This chat. Two men, one white, one latina. A boss and a money cruncher. I could fire you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36822,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Fire him. No, show mercy.","text_w_direction":"Fire him. No, show mercy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36823,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Here we are.","text_w_direction":"Here we are.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36824,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"What's your point.","text_w_direction":"What's your point.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36825,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"My point is... that as long as people like you and me don't stop talking, nobody can stop the USA.","text_w_direction":"My point is... that as long as people like you and me don't stop talking, nobody can stop the USA.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36826,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. [clapping]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36827,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Right, yes.","text_w_direction":"Right, yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36828,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"I am talking about freedom, about choice. America, I don't think you need to worry. Because if you want to beat China you will. If you don't, that's fine. That my friend, is your victory. Y'know, a lot of people say if you dig long enough and hard enough you will get to China, and that may be the true, but what they don't tell you is that if you dig long enough and hard enough in a conversation, you get to a friend. So here is to conversation.","text_w_direction":"I am talking about freedom, about choice. America, I don't think you need to worry. Because if you want to beat China you will. If you don't, that's fine. That my friend, is your victory. Y'know, a lot of people say if you dig long enough and hard enough you will get to China, and that may be the true, but what they don't tell you is that if you dig long enough and hard enough in a conversation, you get to a friend. So here is to conversation.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36829,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"That's not.","text_w_direction":"That's not.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36830,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Michael","text":"Raise your cups on high. Case closed.","text_w_direction":"Raise your cups on high. Case closed.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36831,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"That wasn't what we were discu... That wasn't the whole...","text_w_direction":"That wasn't what we were discu... That wasn't the whole...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36832,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"They say the best vampires don't bleed their victims dry, but give them the strength so that they can bounce back only to be fed on again. I spared Pam, and I may feast off of her profits for years to come. I let Pam win. Haha, oh. I was not motivated by compassion. I have no compassion. Make sure you got that. Not motivated by compassion.","text_w_direction":"They say the best vampires don't bleed their victims dry, but give them the strength so that they can bounce back only to be fed on again. I spared Pam, and I may feast off of her profits for years to come. I let Pam win. Haha, oh. I was not motivated by compassion. I have no compassion. Make sure you got that. Not motivated by compassion.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36833,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Come to parking lot. Crazy pigeon action?","text_w_direction":"[reads text] Come to parking lot. Crazy pigeon action?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36834,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Shhh. You're gonna scare 'em away.","text_w_direction":"Shhh. You're gonna scare 'em away. [two pigeons are eating out of a soft serve cone]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36835,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"That's a text.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] That's a text. [high fives Andy]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36836,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah. Right.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Right.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36837,"season":7,"episode":10,"episode_name":"China","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"That's your new standard.","text_w_direction":"That's your new standard.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1661,"air_date":"2010-12-02"}
{"index":36838,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Nate","text":"Got it.","text_w_direction":"Got it. [taking a group photo outside]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36839,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Okay let's go in. I'm freezing.","text_w_direction":"Okay let's go in. I'm freezing.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36840,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"People, wait, wait, wait. Come back, come back. One fun one. We're gonna do a fun one.","text_w_direction":"People, wait, wait, wait. Come back, come back. One fun one. We're gonna do a fun one.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36841,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"One Charlie's Angels. One. Let's go.","text_w_direction":"One Charlie's Angels. One. Let's go.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36842,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, this is just a Christmas card from your paper supplier. No one's putting this on their fridge.","text_w_direction":"Okay, this is just a Christmas card from your paper supplier. No one's putting this on their fridge.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36843,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, I got it, you guys, how 'bout this. Michael, what if all the boys are on one side, all the girls are on the other. The boys are like, 'why I oughta', and the girls are like, 'let's go shopping!'.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I got it, you guys, how 'bout this. Michael, what if all the boys are on one side, all the girls are on the other. The boys are like, 'why I oughta', and the girls are like, 'let's go shopping!'.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36844,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Let's just jump in the air!","text_w_direction":"Let's just jump in the air!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36845,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"That's it! That's a picture! Yes! Jump in the air. We're gonna jump in the air. Here we go.","text_w_direction":"That's it! That's a picture! Yes! Jump in the air. We're gonna jump in the air. Here we go.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36846,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36847,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Nate","text":"One, two, three. Not everyone jumped.","text_w_direction":"One, two, three. [everyone jumps at different times] Not everyone jumped.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36848,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, everybody jump in the air this time, please. Here we go.","text_w_direction":"Okay, everybody jump in the air this time, please. Here we go.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36849,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Nate","text":"One, two, three. Still some people not jumping.","text_w_direction":"One, two, three. [everyone jumps] Still some people not jumping.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36850,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"You gotta be kidding me. Who isn't jumping?","text_w_direction":"You gotta be kidding me. Who isn't jumping?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36851,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I'll tell you who. Darryl, Phyllis, Stanley, Angela, and Oscar.","text_w_direction":"I'll tell you who. Darryl, Phyllis, Stanley, Angela, and Oscar.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36852,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"I am jumping.","text_w_direction":"I am jumping.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36853,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"You are?","text_w_direction":"You are?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36854,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yes, I'm jumping.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I'm jumping.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36855,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Let me see you jump. Oh, my God. This is a store bought-camera. This isn't one of those special military-grade cameras that would be able to capture that.","text_w_direction":"Let me see you jump. [Phyllis barely jumps] Oh, my God. This is a store bought-camera. This isn't one of those special military-grade cameras that would be able to capture that.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36856,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I'm freezing.","text_w_direction":"I'm freezing.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36857,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Nate","text":"Um, also, Erin is jumping way too early. She's on the ground by 'three'.","text_w_direction":"Um, also, Erin is jumping way too early. She's on the ground by 'three'.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36858,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"I didn't want to miss it.","text_w_direction":"I didn't want to miss it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36859,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Well, if we all jump really high, we'll be in the air longer. Do that.","text_w_direction":"Well, if we all jump really high, we'll be in the air longer. Do that.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36860,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Here's a question nobody's asking","text_w_direction":"Here's a question nobody's asking[/b]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36861,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Don't answer that. People, listen up and listen good. We need to just get one picture where we're all in the air at the same time. Yes?","text_w_direction":"Don't answer that. People, listen up and listen good. We need to just get one picture where we're all in the air at the same time. Yes?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36862,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36863,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I believe in us. We can do this. Here we go.","text_w_direction":"I believe in us. We can do this. Here we go.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36864,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Nate","text":"Okay, on three. Uh, everyone in the air. Three, two, one, zero.","text_w_direction":"Okay, on three. Uh, everyone in the air. Three, [some people jump] two, [others jump] one, [others jump] zero. [everyone begins to yell]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36865,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"We didn't get it.","text_w_direction":"We didn't get it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36866,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I'm the office administrator now, which means I'm basically being paid to be head of the party planning committee. The first thing I did as head... I shut it down. At its best it was a toxic political club used to make others feel miserable and left out. At its best it planned parties.","text_w_direction":"I'm the office administrator now, which means I'm basically being paid to be head of the party planning committee. The first thing I did as head... I shut it down. At its best it was a toxic political club used to make others feel miserable and left out. At its best it planned parties.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36867,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"It hardly looks fake. It's so lush.","text_w_direction":"It hardly looks fake. It's so lush.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36868,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Why's it smell real? Ah... good one.","text_w_direction":"Why's it smell real? [Pam shows him a hidden car-freshener] Ah... good one.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36869,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, ho, ho, ho! Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas, little children!","text_w_direction":"Oh, ho, ho, ho! Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas, little children! [dressed as Santa]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36870,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"All","text":"Merry Christmas.","text_w_direction":"Merry Christmas.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36871,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"How's everybody doing today?","text_w_direction":"How's everybody doing today?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36872,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Good.","text_w_direction":"Good.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36873,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"How's the party coming along?","text_w_direction":"How's the party coming along?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36874,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36875,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Are we over budget?","text_w_direction":"Are we over budget?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36876,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Nope.","text_w_direction":"Nope.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36877,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No? Good. Did anyone get drunk already?","text_w_direction":"No? Good. Did anyone get drunk already?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36878,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Not yet!","text_w_direction":"Not yet!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36879,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Good for you. Angela, lay it on me. What's the problem?","text_w_direction":"Good for you. Angela, lay it on me. What's the problem?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36880,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Nothing. Should be fun.","text_w_direction":"Nothing. Should be fun.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36881,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"So Stanley, how big is the bug up your butt today?","text_w_direction":"So Stanley, how big is the bug up your butt today?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36882,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"Pam got those sugar-free cookies I like. I'm doing fine.","text_w_direction":"[cheerily] Pam got those sugar-free cookies I like. I'm doing fine.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36883,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Alright. Well, I will be in my office making toys for the good children. Andy?","text_w_direction":"Alright. Well, I will be in my office making toys for the good children. Andy?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36884,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Yea?","text_w_direction":"Yea?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36885,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Whatcha got?","text_w_direction":"Whatcha got?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36886,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"All good, Santa.","text_w_direction":"All good, Santa.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36887,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well, that's a relief. Santa's gonna take some much-needed free time. Alright. Good!","text_w_direction":"Well, that's a relief. Santa's gonna take some much-needed free time. Alright. Good!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36888,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"My kids are growin up. As a boss, I look at that and say great. It is exactly what a boss would hope would happen because that's what I want. That's what every boss wants is a, is a wonderful Christmas with no drama.","text_w_direction":"My kids are growin up. As a boss, I look at that and say great. It is exactly what a boss would hope would happen because that's what I want. That's what every boss wants is a, is a wonderful Christmas with no drama.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36889,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"It's present time, you guys. Happy Holidays from your friends at Sabre.","text_w_direction":"It's present time, you guys. [all react] Happy Holidays from your friends at Sabre.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36890,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Gabe","text":"We just want to say how grateful we are.","text_w_direction":"We just want to say how grateful we are.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36891,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Sabre is actively looking for ways to involve me as minority executive trainee. So I suggested choosing the annual Christmas gift to the employees. And they said, \"Oh, yes. Perfect. Thank you, Kelly. Finally, something for you to do.\"","text_w_direction":"Sabre is actively looking for ways to involve me as minority executive trainee. So I suggested choosing the annual Christmas gift to the employees. And they said, \"Oh, yes. Perfect. Thank you, Kelly. Finally, something for you to do.\"","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36892,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"It's a Hello Kitty laptop sleeve.","text_w_direction":"It's a Hello Kitty laptop sleeve.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36893,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Hello Kitty's for girls.","text_w_direction":"Hello Kitty's for girls.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36894,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Nashua got mp3 players.","text_w_direction":"Nashua got mp3 players.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36895,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah, I don't even have a laptop.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I don't even have a laptop.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36896,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"I wonder if these presents would be under as much scrutiny if I were white.","text_w_direction":"I wonder if these presents would be under as much scrutiny if I were white.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36897,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36898,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh God.","text_w_direction":"Oh God.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36899,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh come on.","text_w_direction":"Oh come on.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36900,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"I said, \"I wonder.\" I didn't say, \"I think.\"","text_w_direction":"I said, \"I wonder.\" I didn't say, \"I think.\"","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36901,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Gabe","text":"Kelly, I thought we agreed on fleece blankets.","text_w_direction":"Kelly, I thought we agreed on fleece blankets.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36902,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Blankets, what am I, five?","text_w_direction":"Blankets, what am I, five?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36903,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Gabe","text":"Erin and I make great use of ours.","text_w_direction":"Erin and I make great use of ours.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36904,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Gabe","text":"Yes, Erin and I are still dating. Why do you ask me so often if we're still dating?","text_w_direction":"Yes, Erin and I are still dating. Why do you ask me so often if we're still dating?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36905,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"I'll take one of those pink pouches.","text_w_direction":"I'll take one of those pink pouches.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36906,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"I feel good today. My little girl Jada? It's my turn to have her for Christmas this year. Two years ago I had her, and we had the best time. I tivoed her favorite shows, some things I've never heard of. iCarly... You know who's funny on that show? The friend with the video camera. He's got a nice way of talking.","text_w_direction":"I feel good today. My little girl Jada? It's my turn to have her for Christmas this year. Two years ago I had her, and we had the best time. I tivoed her favorite shows, some things I've never heard of. iCarly... You know who's funny on that show? The friend with the video camera. He's got a nice way of talking.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36907,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, it's snowing.","text_w_direction":"Hey, it's snowing.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36908,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, my God! It's the first snowfall of Christmas. Is that just so magical for you, little girl? Can you not wait to have a hot chocolate, and cuddle up with Papa and tell him about all your Christmas dreams, hmm? It's not even a real snow. Look, it's a dusting. Pitiful.","text_w_direction":"[mocking] Oh, my God! It's the first snowfall of Christmas. Is that just so magical for you, little girl? Can you not wait to have a hot chocolate, and cuddle up with Papa and tell him about all your Christmas dreams, hmm? It's not even a real snow. Look, it's a dusting. Pitiful.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36909,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"[Jim goes outside, makes a snowball, and brings it back inside] Hey, Dwight. [Jim throws the snowball at Dwight and everyone laughs]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36910,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Damn it, Jim, you cannot throw snowballs in here!","text_w_direction":"Damn it, Jim, you cannot throw snowballs in here!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36911,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Well, it's not a snowball, 'cause it's only a dusting. Right?","text_w_direction":"Well, it's not a snowball, 'cause it's only a dusting. Right?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36912,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Look at that. There's a pebble in there. You coulda killed me.","text_w_direction":"Look at that. There's a pebble in there. You coulda killed me.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36913,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh, don't be such a baby.","text_w_direction":"Oh, don't be such a baby.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36914,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"Yeah, who's a little girl now?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, who's a little girl now? [everyone laughs]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36915,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"You apologize to me right now.","text_w_direction":"You apologize to me right now.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36916,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"You've got something on your nose.","text_w_direction":"You've got something on your nose.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36917,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"You apologize right now.","text_w_direction":"You apologize right now.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36918,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36919,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Very well, then I challenge you to a snowball fight on the first real snow of winter.","text_w_direction":"Very well, then I challenge you to a snowball fight on the first real snow of winter.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36920,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"You got it.","text_w_direction":"You got it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36921,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"That sounds awesome. Can we all do it?","text_w_direction":"That sounds awesome. Can we all do it?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36922,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"No, Andy, it's a snowball fight. It's not fun. Go get your own thing. Beat it. Jim, let go. Let go.","text_w_direction":"No, Andy, it's a snowball fight. It's not fun. Go get your own thing. Beat it. [Jim continues to shake Dwight's hand] Jim, let go. Let go.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36923,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Angela, are you bringing you new boyfriend to the party.","text_w_direction":"Angela, are you bringing you new boyfriend to the party.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36924,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"I wouldn't subject Robert to that. He's a very busy senator.","text_w_direction":"I wouldn't subject Robert to that. He's a very busy senator.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36925,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"State senator.","text_w_direction":"State senator.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36926,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"I would not expect you to know what it's like to date someone in the public arena.","text_w_direction":"I would not expect you to know what it's like to date someone in the public arena.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36927,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Who are you dating in the public arena?","text_w_direction":"Who are you dating in the public arena?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36928,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"The senator.","text_w_direction":"The senator.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36929,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, right. The state senator.","text_w_direction":"Oh, right. The state senator.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36930,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"We went to a picnic thrown by the Comptroller's wife.","text_w_direction":"We went to a picnic thrown by the Comptroller's wife.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36931,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, that would be impressive... if anyone knew what a comptroller was.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that would be impressive... if anyone knew what a comptroller was.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36932,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Well...","text_w_direction":"Well...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36933,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Do you have any idea how many photographers there are at a ribbon-cutting ceremony. I do. Two. \"Angela...\" \"over here, Angela...\" \"here. Look here!\"","text_w_direction":"Do you have any idea how many photographers there are at a ribbon-cutting ceremony. I do. Two. \"Angela...\" [imitates camera shooting] \"over here, Angela...\" [imitates camera shooting] \"here. Look here!\"","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36934,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Before we kick off the party, I just want to remind everyone that an office party is just that...","text_w_direction":"Before we kick off the party, I just want to remind everyone that an office party is just that...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36935,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36936,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"A party. It's not an excuse to get really drunk or confront someone or have a cathartic experience of any kind.","text_w_direction":"A party. It's not an excuse to get really drunk or confront someone or have a cathartic experience of any kind.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36937,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Pam? Pam?","text_w_direction":"Pam? Pam?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36938,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Pam?","text_w_direction":"Pam?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36939,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Wow, there are, there are questions to that. Okay. Um, you know what, no questions. Last item on the agenda, Toby would like to make an announcement.","text_w_direction":"Wow, there are, there are questions to that. Okay. Um, you know what, no questions. Last item on the agenda, Toby would like to make an announcement.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36940,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Hi guys.","text_w_direction":"Hi guys.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36941,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36942,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Uh, I just wanted to let you know that, uh, I'll be taking a leave of absence starting next week.","text_w_direction":"Uh, I just wanted to let you know that, uh, I'll be taking a leave of absence starting next week.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36943,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Uh, because you've been on the Lam? Because the 'boring police' have been after you, and they finally caught up with you?","text_w_direction":"Uh, because you've been on the Lam? Because the 'boring police' have been after you, and they finally caught up with you?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36944,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Uh, no, the opposite. I was actually selected to be a juror on a very high-profile case.","text_w_direction":"Uh, no, the opposite. I was actually selected to be a juror on a very high-profile case.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36945,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, the case of the horrible red-headed sad sack. And the verdict, it was Toby. And the sentence, death. Death to Toby!","text_w_direction":"Yes, the case of the horrible red-headed sad sack. And the verdict, it was Toby. And the sentence, death. Death to Toby!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36946,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Death to Toby!","text_w_direction":"Death to Toby!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36947,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Okay, that's hurtful talk. We've talked about that. You know, I don't interrupt your announcements.","text_w_direction":"Okay, that's hurtful talk. We've talked about that. You know, I don't interrupt your announcements.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36948,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You know what you, you, you leave these huge pauses in your sentences. What do you expect me to do?","text_w_direction":"You know what you, you, you leave these huge pauses in your sentences. What do you expect me to do?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36949,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"What's the case, Toby?","text_w_direction":"What's the case, Toby?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36950,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Well, I really can't talk about it, but it's a very high profile case.","text_w_direction":"Well, I really can't talk about it, but it's a very high profile case.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36951,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Is it criminal?","text_w_direction":"Is it criminal?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36952,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36953,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Have we heard of it?","text_w_direction":"Have we heard of it?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36954,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36955,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Is it the middle school teacher who tried to turn her foreign exchange student into a s*x slave?","text_w_direction":"Is it the middle school teacher who tried to turn her foreign exchange student into a s*x slave?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36956,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Come on.","text_w_direction":"Come on.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36957,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Was it the post office guy who rubbed his pen1s all over the mail?","text_w_direction":"Was it the post office guy who rubbed his pen1s all over the mail?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36958,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Guys, it's a really big deal.","text_w_direction":"Guys, it's a really big deal. [rubs his neck]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36959,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"He's rubbing his neck. He's rubbing his neck!","text_w_direction":"He's rubbing his neck. He's rubbing his neck!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36960,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"He's rubbing his neck.","text_w_direction":"He's rubbing his neck.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36961,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"He's rubbing his neck.","text_w_direction":"He's rubbing his neck.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36962,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, Scranton Strangler!","text_w_direction":"Oh, Scranton Strangler! [all react]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36963,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"I can neither confirm nor deny this. Let's just say I'll be up to my neck in jury duty.","text_w_direction":"I can neither confirm nor deny this. Let's just say I'll be up to my neck in jury duty. [excited outbursts]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36964,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"That was the worst joke ever.","text_w_direction":"That was the worst joke ever.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36965,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Corporate will be sending someone else to take my place for a while.","text_w_direction":"Corporate will be sending someone else to take my place for a while.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36966,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Okay goodbye, goodbye.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Okay goodbye, goodbye.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36967,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Uh, Holly Flax, she comes from the Nashua branch.","text_w_direction":"Uh, Holly Flax, she comes from the Nashua branch.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36968,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What? What?","text_w_direction":"What? What?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36969,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Yeah, uh, she'll be starting next week. If you have any questions about the transition, just let me know.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, uh, she'll be starting next week. If you have any questions about the transition, just let me know.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36970,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hold on, Holly's coming back here?","text_w_direction":"Hold on, Holly's coming back here?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36971,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36972,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Guys, who's Holly?","text_w_direction":"Guys, who's Holly?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36973,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"That is a great question, Erin. How do you describe somebody who is at the same time an old friend, and was a lover, and was a complicated part of my past, and maybe, just maybe a part of my future?","text_w_direction":"That is a great question, Erin. How do you describe somebody who is at the same time an old friend, and was a lover, and was a complicated part of my past, and maybe, just maybe a part of my future?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36974,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36975,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Creed","text":"She's one sassy black lady.","text_w_direction":"She's one sassy black lady.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36976,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Holly's coming back, everybody, and we have to have a party.","text_w_direction":"Holly's coming back, everybody, and we have to have a party.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36977,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Gabe","text":"I'm not sure the temporary replacement of an H.R. rep really warrants a party.","text_w_direction":"I'm not sure the temporary replacement of an H.R. rep really warrants a party.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36978,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You know what, we'll postpone this party until then. This is too important. Cancel this one. Dwight get rid of the tree.","text_w_direction":"You know what, we'll postpone this party until then. This is too important. Cancel this one. Dwight get rid of the tree.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36979,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36980,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Cancel. We're canceling it.","text_w_direction":"Cancel. We're canceling it. [Michael starts to throw away all of the food]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36981,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"No, don't throw those out!","text_w_direction":"No, don't throw those out!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36982,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, we have to cancel the party.","text_w_direction":"No, we have to cancel the party.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36983,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"We can save that.","text_w_direction":"We can save that.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36984,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no, we're gonna get fresh for Holly. Fresh and new.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, we're gonna get fresh for Holly. Fresh and new.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36985,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I bought these.","text_w_direction":"I bought these.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36986,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36987,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"These cookies are fine.","text_w_direction":"These cookies are fine.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36988,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"It's not. They're not. Fresh and new. Please let go. Please let go.","text_w_direction":"It's not. They're not. Fresh and new. Please let go. Please let go.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36989,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, Michael, wait we don't have, we don't have the budget for another party.","text_w_direction":"Michael, Michael, wait we don't have, we don't have the budget for another party.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36990,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well then everybody'll chip in, it'll be fine.","text_w_direction":"Well then everybody'll chip in, it'll be fine.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36991,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I honestly think you're idealizing people here again, Michael. I don't think that's gonna happen.","text_w_direction":"I honestly think you're idealizing people here again, Michael. I don't think that's gonna happen.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36992,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You know what, I'll pay for it. I'll pay for the party. It doesn't matter. This is way too important. People, Holly's coming back, and this is the most important Christmas party of my life. So back to work.","text_w_direction":"You know what, I'll pay for it. I'll pay for the party. It doesn't matter. This is way too important. People, Holly's coming back, and this is the most important Christmas party of my life. So back to work.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36993,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Man, I worked hard. I worked so hard for this! I was after corporate constantly. I emailed Joe. I wrote letters. And, know who I end up owing this to is the Scranton strangler. Thank you. Thank you, Scranton strangler. I love you! You just took one more person's breath away.","text_w_direction":"Man, I worked hard. I worked so hard for this! I was after corporate constantly. I emailed Joe. I wrote letters. And, know who I end up owing this to is the Scranton strangler. Thank you. Thank you, Scranton strangler. I love you! You just took one more person's breath away.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36994,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"We have always had good Christmas parties here, as you know, but they've never been cool. The name is Bond... Santa Bond. I'll have an eggnog, shaken, not stirred. Classic Brosnan. Santa... wonderful tradition. Everybody loves Santa. Everybody can't get enough of the jolly old man. But that is a myth, because you know what, he is not necessarily a big fat guy with a beard. He's not necessarily an old guy. No one knows what the real Santa Claus... God! Ow!","text_w_direction":"We have always had good Christmas parties here, as you know, but they've never been cool. [imitating Sean Connery] The name is Bond... Santa Bond. I'll have an eggnog, shaken, not stirred. Classic Brosnan. Santa... wonderful tradition. Everybody loves Santa. Everybody can't get enough of the jolly old man. But that is a myth, because you know what, he is not necessarily a big fat guy with a beard. He's not necessarily an old guy. No one knows what the real Santa Claus... God! Ow! [camera pans down to Angela pinning Michael's pants]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36995,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Just stop moving your calves so much while you're talking.","text_w_direction":"Just stop moving your calves so much while you're talking.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36996,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well, this year's gonna be different. We're gonna have fun. It's not gonna be tacky. It's going to be, you know what, the food is going to be austere. It is not going to be tacky, deli platter food. It's not gonna have a big, fat, gross Santa Claus. It's gonna be cool, sleek Santa.","text_w_direction":"Well, this year's gonna be different. We're gonna have fun. It's not gonna be tacky. It's going to be, you know what, the food is going to be austere. It is not going to be tacky, deli platter food. It's not gonna have a big, fat, gross Santa Claus. It's gonna be cool, sleek Santa.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36997,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Maybe I'll bring my boyfriend. I'll invite him.","text_w_direction":"Maybe I'll bring my boyfriend. I'll invite him.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36998,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Sure.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Sure.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":36999,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"I mean, unless there's any chance there could be press at this party.","text_w_direction":"I mean, unless there's any chance there could be press at this party.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37000,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You never know about the press.","text_w_direction":"You never know about the press.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37001,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Well, I only ask because he's a senator.","text_w_direction":"Well, I only ask because he's a senator.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37002,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Could he help us with some parking tickets?","text_w_direction":"Could he help us with some parking tickets?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37003,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"I don't think that's appropriate.","text_w_direction":"I don't think that's appropriate.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37004,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well, then he's not a senator.","text_w_direction":"Well, then he's not a senator.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37005,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Yes, he is.","text_w_direction":"Yes, he is.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37006,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37007,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37008,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37009,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"We still doing the gifts today? I mean, it is the Christmas party. Well, the classy Christmas party.","text_w_direction":"We still doing the gifts today? [Pam nods] I mean, it is the Christmas party. Well, the classy Christmas party.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37010,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Yes. But don't get too excited, 'cause I didn't have a lot of time this year.","text_w_direction":"Yes. But don't get too excited, 'cause I didn't have a lot of time this year.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37011,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Me neither. Whew.","text_w_direction":"Me neither. Whew.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37012,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37013,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I've been working forever on Jim's present. He always gives me the best Christmas gifts. He'll take a memory or a private joke, and he'll create something totally unique. I love them. So this year I made him something. A comic book. It stars Jimmy Halpert, a mild-mannered paper Salesman who, while riding his bike through the forest, is bitten by a radioactive bear, becomes 'bear man'. Wreaks havoc on the office. It's really good.","text_w_direction":"I've been working forever on Jim's present. He always gives me the best Christmas gifts. He'll take a memory or a private joke, and he'll create something totally unique. I love them. So this year I made him something. A comic book. It stars Jimmy Halpert, a mild-mannered paper Salesman who, while riding his bike through the forest, is bitten by a radioactive bear, becomes 'bear man'. Wreaks havoc on the office. It's really good.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37014,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"","text_w_direction":"[A note is on Jim's computer that says, \"It is time. Parking lot at noon.\" Jim nods and hands it to Dwight who burns it.]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37015,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay... Oh, no, no, no, no! Fake tree. No, no!","text_w_direction":"Okay... [sighs] Oh, no, no, no, no! Fake tree. No, no!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37016,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"No, it has the little...","text_w_direction":"No, it has the little...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37017,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Pam, no, no. Holly's coming from New Hampshire. Somebody from New Hampshire looks at that and thinks it's a burning cross. No, no. I want you to go and get a real tree. Take some money. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Pam, no, no. Holly's coming from New Hampshire. Somebody from New Hampshire looks at that and thinks it's a burning cross. No, no. I want you to go and get a real tree. Take some money. Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37018,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Bass Player","text":"Hi, I'm looking for Michael Scott.","text_w_direction":"Hi, I'm looking for Michael Scott.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37019,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, that's me. Come on it.","text_w_direction":"Yes, that's me. Come on it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37020,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"There's nothing classier than boring Jazz music. I am here to tell ya. And I made a bit of a judgment call. I hired one musician, because I thought, what's better, to hire an entire quartet for half an hour, or one bassist for the entire day?","text_w_direction":"[scats awkwardly] There's nothing classier than boring Jazz music. I am here to tell ya. And I made a bit of a judgment call. I hired one musician, because I thought, what's better, to hire an entire quartet for half an hour, or one bassist for the entire day?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37021,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, uh, any volunteers to come with me to go buy a Christmas tree?","text_w_direction":"Hey, uh, any volunteers to come with me to go buy a Christmas tree?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37022,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"I would, but I don't want to get dirty. There might be girls at the party.","text_w_direction":"I would, but I don't want to get dirty. There might be girls at the party.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37023,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Why do you always think that girls are gonna be at the party? No one invited girls. It's just us.","text_w_direction":"Why do you always think that girls are gonna be at the party? No one invited girls. It's just us.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37024,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I will help. Although my 'brid', my hybrid, my Prius hybrid, won't fit a tree. Which is ironic, considering how many trees it saves on a daily basis.","text_w_direction":"I will help. Although my 'brid', my hybrid, my Prius hybrid, won't fit a tree. Which is ironic, considering how many trees it saves on a daily basis.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37025,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37026,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I do, however, have a hookup with a dude who has a pickup.","text_w_direction":"I do, however, have a hookup with a dude who has a pickup.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37027,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, do you mean Darryl? That's a great idea. I'll ask him.","text_w_direction":"Oh, do you mean Darryl? That's a great idea. I'll ask him.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37028,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"You know Darryl?","text_w_direction":"You know Darryl?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37029,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah. He works here. We all know him.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. He works here. We all know him.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37030,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I should come along, just 'cause he's my, you know, he's my hookup.","text_w_direction":"I should come along, just 'cause he's my, you know, he's my hookup.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37031,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Cool.","text_w_direction":"Cool.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37032,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"Come on, now, Justine, look... Listen, look, I've been planning this, okay? You cannot do this, Justine.","text_w_direction":"Come on, now, Justine, look... Listen, look, I've been planning this, okay? You cannot do this, Justine.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37033,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Justine","text":"I'm not doing it! She told me she wants to have Christmas here.","text_w_direction":"[on the phone] I'm not doing it! She told me she wants to have Christmas here.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37034,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"She did?","text_w_direction":"She did?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37035,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Justine","text":"Yes. She wants to be around family for Christmas.","text_w_direction":"Yes. She wants to be around family for Christmas.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37036,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"I don't know... I thought I was enough family for my daughter.","text_w_direction":"I don't know... I thought I was enough family for my daughter.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37037,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"Don't come in, I'm busy.","text_w_direction":"[Pam knocks on Darryl's door] Don't come in, I'm busy. [Pam opens the door]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37038,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"It's cool, Darryl, I'm here too.","text_w_direction":"It's cool, Darryl, I'm here too.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37039,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, sorry, I really didn't want to come in. It's just that we have to go buy a new Christmas tree, and we're hoping we could borrow your truck.","text_w_direction":"Hey, sorry, I really didn't want to come in. It's just that we have to go buy a new Christmas tree, and we're hoping we could borrow your truck.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37040,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"Uh, no.","text_w_direction":"Uh, no.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37041,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Come on, it'll be fun. We could do doughnuts in the snow on the way back.","text_w_direction":"Come on, it'll be fun. We could do doughnuts in the snow on the way back.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37042,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"No. Thank you for your interest in my truck.","text_w_direction":"No. Thank you for your interest in my truck.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37043,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Okay. Sorry. We'll uh, we'll leave you alone.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Sorry. We'll uh, we'll leave you alone.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37044,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey... You know what, I could use a breath of fresh air. Let's do it.","text_w_direction":"Hey... [sighs] You know what, I could use a breath of fresh air. Let's do it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37045,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"When Holly gets here, I want you to be very helpful to her.","text_w_direction":"When Holly gets here, I want you to be very helpful to her.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37046,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"I've looked her up online... there's nothing about her. She's made no impression on the internet.","text_w_direction":"I've looked her up online... there's nothing about her. She's made no impression on the internet.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37047,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"She doesn't need an internet presence, you just know.","text_w_direction":"She doesn't need an internet presence, you just know.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37048,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Oh...","text_w_direction":"Oh...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37049,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37050,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What the hell are you doing here? You're supposed to be in the courthouse.","text_w_direction":"What the hell are you doing here? You're supposed to be in the courthouse.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37051,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Uh, we're on recess. I came for the party. Hey, everyone.","text_w_direction":"Uh, we're on recess. I came for the party. Hey, everyone.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37052,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Hi, Toby.","text_w_direction":"Hi, Toby.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37053,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"What does the strangler look like? Is he gorgeous? He looks gorgeous in the drawings.","text_w_direction":"What does the strangler look like? Is he gorgeous? He looks gorgeous in the drawings.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37054,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37055,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"That scowl.","text_w_direction":"That scowl.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37056,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"I can't talk about it or I'll get removed from the jury.","text_w_direction":"I can't talk about it or I'll get removed from the jury.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37057,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"And then he will come back here and replace Holly, so stop asking him questions.","text_w_direction":"And then he will come back here and replace Holly, so stop asking him questions.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37058,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"I know people are only this excited to talk to me because of the trial. But, they talk to me for a while, and maybe people realize I have something to say. And then one day, we're just talking.","text_w_direction":"I know people are only this excited to talk to me because of the trial. But, they talk to me for a while, and maybe people realize I have something to say. And then one day, we're just talking.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37059,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"","text_w_direction":"[standing outside, dials Dwight's cell phone]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37060,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"You've reached the voice mail of Dwight Kurt Schrute. Please leave...","text_w_direction":"[voicemail recording] You've reached the voice mail of Dwight Kurt Schrute. Please leave... [Jim hangs up and turns for the door. It is pad locked. Jim turns as Dwight springs from a nearby snowman and pelts him with snowballs.]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37061,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Ahhhhhhh!!!! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!","text_w_direction":"Ahhhhhhh!!!! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37062,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Stop! Stop!","text_w_direction":"Stop! Stop!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37063,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Ahh!","text_w_direction":"Ahh!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37064,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh... oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh... oh!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37065,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[grunting, shouting]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37066,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I have no feeling in my fingers or pen1s. But I think it was worth it.","text_w_direction":"I have no feeling in my fingers or pen1s. But I think it was worth it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37067,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Haahh!!","text_w_direction":"[dumps the remainder of the snow in his bag on Jim, then rests his foot on Jim and raises his arms in the air] Haahh!! [runs off]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37068,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Um, I was laying on the ground, defenseless, and uh, he just kept throwing 'em until he exhausted himself. And, uh, then... \"How 'bout icing it? lol. Dwight.\"","text_w_direction":"Um, I was laying on the ground, defenseless, and uh, he just kept throwing 'em until he exhausted himself. And, uh, [cell phone chimes] then... [reading text message] \"How 'bout icing it? lol. Dwight.\"","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37069,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37070,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37071,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"Is there any way I can get a hand with these, please?","text_w_direction":"Is there any way I can get a hand with these, please?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37072,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"I'm really sorry, I can't help you. I'm waiting for my boss' pretty friend to arrive.","text_w_direction":"I'm really sorry, I can't help you. I'm waiting for my boss' pretty friend to arrive.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37073,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"There she is. Hey. Erin, would you help her, for God's sake?","text_w_direction":"There she is. Hey. Erin, would you help her, for God's sake?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37074,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, you're Holly! Of course. Sorry.","text_w_direction":"Oh, you're Holly! Of course. Sorry.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37075,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37076,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"Well, well, well, if it isn't Michael Scott. You old b*st*rd.","text_w_direction":"[weak Clint Eastwood accent] Well, well, well, if it isn't Michael Scott. You old b*st*rd.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37077,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I never thought I'd see your face around these parts, you old b*st*rd.","text_w_direction":"[imitating her accent] Well, I never thought I'd see your face around these parts, you old b*st*rd.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37078,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"Well I did show my face around these parts, you old b*st*rd.","text_w_direction":"Well I did show my face around these parts, you old b*st*rd.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37079,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Why, you're some sorta wise guy, huh?","text_w_direction":"[as Curly] Why, you're some sorta wise guy, huh?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37080,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"I most certainly am.","text_w_direction":"[as Curly] I most certainly am.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37081,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!","text_w_direction":"Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37082,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"Unnnnnnngh!","text_w_direction":"Unnnnnnngh!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37083,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"D'oh!","text_w_direction":"[as Homer] D'oh!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37084,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"Oh, Homey.","text_w_direction":"[as Marge] Oh, Homey. [they both laugh]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37085,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Okay... Holly's back.","text_w_direction":"Okay... Holly's back.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37086,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hi. Hi. Oh...","text_w_direction":"Hi. Hi. Oh... [they hug]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37087,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"Oh, huggy monster!","text_w_direction":"[in monster voice] Oh, huggy monster!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37088,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh no, not the huggy monster! I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die! Wow. Well, everybody, you remember Holly.","text_w_direction":"Oh no, not the huggy monster! I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die! [both sigh] Wow. Well, everybody, you remember Holly.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37089,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37090,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Did you bring us anything from Nashua?","text_w_direction":"Did you bring us anything from Nashua?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37091,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"Oh, yeah. I brought um, some maple candy. But I have to admit, I got a little hungry on the drive, and I ate some of them.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah. I brought um, some maple candy. But I have to admit, I got a little hungry on the drive, and I ate some of them.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37092,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"That's adorable.","text_w_direction":"That's adorable.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37093,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"Would you put those out?","text_w_direction":"Would you put those out?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37094,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"To throw out? Or put out, like, six pieces for everyone?","text_w_direction":"To throw out? Or put out, like, six pieces for everyone?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37095,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"Oh, it's so nice to be back. It looks beautiful in here. Super classy. It's like a party for limousine drivers.","text_w_direction":"Oh, it's so nice to be back. It looks beautiful in here. Super classy. It's like a party for limousine drivers.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37096,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well, you came on the day of our Christmas party.","text_w_direction":"Well, you came on the day of our Christmas party.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37097,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"Oh, it's fabulous. I love what you did.","text_w_direction":"Oh, it's fabulous. I love what you did.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37098,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Isn't it wonderful? We love it here. Don't you love it? All right, let me show you to your desk. I show you to your desk.","text_w_direction":"Isn't it wonderful? We love it here. Don't you love it? All right, let me show you to your desk. [in a stereotyped Mexican accent] I show you to your desk.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37099,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"Watch out for my guns they're both loaded.","text_w_direction":"[in the same accent] Watch out for my guns they're both loaded. [makes gun noises]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37100,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What kind of guns do you have? Six-shooter?","text_w_direction":"What kind of guns do you have? Six-shooter?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37101,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Aww...","text_w_direction":"Aww...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37102,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"It's a pea shoot...","text_w_direction":"It's a pea shoot...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37103,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"This is weird. I can't believe you're here. This feels like you never left. Doesn't it?","text_w_direction":"This is weird. I can't believe you're here. This feels like you never left. Doesn't it?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37104,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"Yeah, kind of.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, kind of.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37105,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh...","text_w_direction":"Oh...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37106,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"Oh...","text_w_direction":"Oh...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37107,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, and you have a Woody. Bah! Oh, I love toy...","text_w_direction":"Oh, and you have a Woody. Bah! [the both chuckle] Oh, I love toy...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37108,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"AJ gave me that.","text_w_direction":"AJ gave me that.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37109,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well, that's understandable. Still raw. Woody your favorite character?","text_w_direction":"Well, that's understandable. Still raw. Woody your favorite character?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37110,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"Mmhmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmhmm.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37111,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You know who my favorite character in Toy Story is? Andy's mom.","text_w_direction":"You know who my favorite character in Toy Story is? Andy's mom.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37112,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37113,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Because without Andy's mom, there's no plot. And without any plot, there is no movie.","text_w_direction":"Because without Andy's mom, there's no plot. And without any plot, there is no movie.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37114,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"That is a really good point. AJ said he hadn't seen any of the Toy Story movies.","text_w_direction":"That is a really good point. AJ said he hadn't seen any of the Toy Story movies.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37115,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You're kidding me. Ahh!","text_w_direction":"You're kidding me. Ahh!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37116,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"No. I know. I was like, \"What? Are you serious?\"","text_w_direction":"No. I know. I was like, \"What? Are you serious?\"","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37117,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What a douche bag!","text_w_direction":"What a douche bag!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37118,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"Get a life!","text_w_direction":"Get a life!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37119,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Get a... yeah! Good riddance.","text_w_direction":"Get a... yeah! Good riddance.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37120,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"We sat down and we watched them all in one day.","text_w_direction":"We sat down and we watched them all in one day.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37121,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Mmhmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmhmm.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37122,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"Now he's the biggest Toy Story fanatic ever.","text_w_direction":"Now he's the biggest Toy Story fanatic ever.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37123,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Good for him.","text_w_direction":"Good for him.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37124,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"Next day I found him in my bed.","text_w_direction":"Next day I found him in my bed.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37125,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Really? That's creepy. How did AJ get in your house?","text_w_direction":"Really? That's creepy. How did AJ get in your house?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37126,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"We live together.","text_w_direction":"We live together.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37127,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, you do?","text_w_direction":"Oh, you do?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37128,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"He had a little note pinned to him that said, \"You've got a friend in me.\"","text_w_direction":"He had a little note pinned to him that said, \"You've got a friend in me.\"","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37129,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, Randy Newman's the best.","text_w_direction":"[fighting back tears] Yeah, Randy Newman's the best.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37130,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"Yeah. I love him.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I love him.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37131,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Me too.","text_w_direction":"Me too.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37132,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Christmas tree, Christmas tree. Won't you be my Christmas tree.","text_w_direction":"[singing] Christmas tree, Christmas tree. Won't you be my Christmas tree.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37133,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, how about this one?","text_w_direction":"Hey, how about this one?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37134,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Ehh, seems a little full of itself, right? Kind of a pretty boy? What if we got a really beat up one, like on Charlie Brown. And we just loved it for what it is?","text_w_direction":"Ehh, seems a little full of itself, right? Kind of a pretty boy? What if we got a really beat up one, like on Charlie Brown. And we just loved it for what it is?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37135,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Maybe. I mean...","text_w_direction":"Maybe. I mean...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37136,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"I just, no, she be talking to your mom or something. This is my daughter too, Justine! You seem to think, oh... pick a damn tree already.","text_w_direction":"[on the phone] I just, no, she be talking to your mom or something. This is my daughter too, Justine! You seem to think, [Justine hangs up] oh... pick a damn tree already.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37137,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Um, hey, Darryl, listen, it's none of my business, but if I couldn't have Cece for Christmas, I'd be really upset too.","text_w_direction":"Um, hey, Darryl, listen, it's none of my business, but if I couldn't have Cece for Christmas, I'd be really upset too.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37138,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I don't have kids or anything, but if my grandmother ever dies, I'm going to kill myself.","text_w_direction":"I don't have kids or anything, but if my grandmother ever dies, I'm going to kill myself.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37139,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"Jada don't want to spend Christmas with me. She told her mom it wasn't as much fun. And how could she say that? You know, I took her to the toy store to buy her own presents.","text_w_direction":"Jada don't want to spend Christmas with me. She told her mom it wasn't as much fun. And how could she say that? You know, I took her to the toy store to buy her own presents.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37140,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Well Darryl, no kid wants to buy their own Christmas presents.","text_w_direction":"Well Darryl, no kid wants to buy their own Christmas presents.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37141,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"Her mom wants me to take her to mass. I guess that's something to do.","text_w_direction":"Her mom wants me to take her to mass. I guess that's something to do.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37142,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"No, you should have her mom do the boring Christmas stuff on her time. You should be associated with the fun parts of Christmas.","text_w_direction":"No, you should have her mom do the boring Christmas stuff on her time. You should be associated with the fun parts of Christmas.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37143,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"How do I do that?","text_w_direction":"How do I do that?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37144,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Bring her to the party. Yeah, we'll have Santa, and we'll play games with her. It'll be a lot of fun.","text_w_direction":"Bring her to the party. Yeah, we'll have Santa, and we'll play games with her. It'll be a lot of fun.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37145,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37146,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"You'll be Mr. Christmas by the end of the night.","text_w_direction":"You'll be Mr. Christmas by the end of the night.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37147,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Hey guys, the tree's here.","text_w_direction":"Hey guys, the tree's here.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37148,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37149,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Nobody hug me, I'm covered in tree sap, so...","text_w_direction":"Nobody hug me, I'm covered in tree sap, so...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37150,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Why would someone hug you?","text_w_direction":"Why would someone hug you?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37151,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hey there, Jada. Nice to see you again. I'm Santa Claus. Welcome.","text_w_direction":"Hey there, Jada. Nice to see you again. I'm Santa Claus. Welcome.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37152,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"Are you serious?","text_w_direction":"Are you serious?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37153,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"It's a sophisticated take.","text_w_direction":"It's a sophisticated take.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37154,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jada","text":"He doesn't look like Santa Claus.","text_w_direction":"He doesn't look like Santa Claus.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37155,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"No, he doesn't. I told her Santa would be here.","text_w_direction":"No, he doesn't. [to Michael] I told her Santa would be here.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37156,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, well, I was told that Holly would be here, single and ready to date. And we all got misled.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well, I was told that Holly would be here, single and ready to date. And we all got misled.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37157,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Who told you that?","text_w_direction":"Who told you that?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37158,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Nora Ephron, in every romantic comedy ever made.","text_w_direction":"Nora Ephron, in every romantic comedy ever made.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37159,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"So is it an open relationship?","text_w_direction":"So is it an open relationship?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37160,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"Oh, God, no.","text_w_direction":"Oh, God, no.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37161,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Well, you're almost 40. Oh, do you not want kids?","text_w_direction":"Well, you're almost 40. Oh, do you not want kids?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37162,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"Oh, I want kids. I really want kids. But AJ and I are practically engaged. We talk about spending our lives together.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I want kids. I really want kids. But AJ and I are practically engaged. We talk about spending our lives together.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37163,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"So where's the ring?","text_w_direction":"So where's the ring?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37164,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Kelly! Um, how are you adjusting to the move?","text_w_direction":"Kelly! Um, how are you adjusting to the move?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37165,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Nobody cares about that. Look, you have to make him commit, or kick his butt to the curb.","text_w_direction":"Nobody cares about that. Look, you have to make him commit, or kick his butt to the curb.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37166,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"You guys, I don't think any of us are really qualified to be giving Holly personal advice about her love life.","text_w_direction":"You guys, I don't think any of us are really qualified to be giving Holly personal advice about her love life.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37167,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah, I mean, maybe Holly's not in any position to be shooing guys away.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I mean, maybe Holly's not in any position to be shooing guys away.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37168,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"I don't get it! I'm sorry. I just, I don't get it!","text_w_direction":"I don't get it! I'm sorry. I just, I don't get it!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37169,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"Okay, listen, I'm gonna tell him that if he doesn't propose by the end of this year, we're over.","text_w_direction":"Okay, listen, I'm gonna tell him that if he doesn't propose by the end of this year, we're over.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37170,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Wow, an ultimatum.","text_w_direction":"Wow, an ultimatum.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37171,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37172,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"It doesn't really seem like you.","text_w_direction":"It doesn't really seem like you.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37173,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"That is a great idea. Ultimatums are key. Basically, nobody does anything for me anymore unless I threaten to kill myself.","text_w_direction":"That is a great idea. Ultimatums are key. Basically, nobody does anything for me anymore unless I threaten to kill myself.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37174,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[turns in Pam's chair with a Pam wig on and laughs maniacally]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37175,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Don't. Stop, Dwight! Dwight, stop! Dwight, stop!","text_w_direction":"Don't. Stop, Dwight! [Dwight pelts Jim with snowballs] Dwight, stop! Dwight, stop!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37176,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, no. Oh, no!","text_w_direction":"Oh, no. Oh, no!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37177,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Stop!","text_w_direction":"Stop!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37178,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, no. Yes, taste my wrath!","text_w_direction":"Oh, no. Yes, taste my wrath!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37179,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. Okay. Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Okay. Okay.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37180,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Huh? You like that?","text_w_direction":"Huh? You like that?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37181,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Seriously!","text_w_direction":"Seriously!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37182,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Huh?","text_w_direction":"Huh?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37183,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Okay. [Dwight throws another snowball and laughs maniacally]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37184,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes, I have a wig for every single person in the office. You never know when your gonna need to bear a passing resemblance to someone.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I have a wig for every single person in the office. You never know when your gonna need to bear a passing resemblance to someone.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37185,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I just want it to stop.","text_w_direction":"I just want it to stop.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37186,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"So, cool right?","text_w_direction":"So, cool right?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37187,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"There's no connection between the origin story and the quest.","text_w_direction":"There's no connection between the origin story and the quest.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37188,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37189,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"We need to know who Jimmy Halpert was before he was bitten by the bear. Otherwise, it's the bear's quest.","text_w_direction":"We need to know who Jimmy Halpert was before he was bitten by the bear. Otherwise, it's the bear's quest.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37190,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, well, I just sorta meant, like, cute, right?","text_w_direction":"Okay, well, I just sorta meant, like, cute, right?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37191,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Well, did you come here for help, or did you come here for me to tell you how great it is?","text_w_direction":"Well, did you come here for help, or did you come here for me to tell you how great it is?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37192,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I mean, help, if it's something simple, like add page numbers or laminate it or...","text_w_direction":"I mean, help, if it's something simple, like add page numbers or laminate it or...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37193,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Well, it sounds like you know what you want. It's also a little derivative of a serias called 'Bear Man'. Did you look that up?","text_w_direction":"Well, it sounds like you know what you want. [Pam walks away] It's also a little derivative of a serias called 'Bear Man'. Did you look that up?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37194,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37195,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37196,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Oh, Jim. Hey.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Jim. Hey.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37197,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, Toby.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Toby.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37198,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"There's this female uh, uh, stenographer at the courthouse...","text_w_direction":"There's this female uh, uh, stenographer at the courthouse...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37199,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No way.","text_w_direction":"No way.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37200,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Who looks exactly like you.","text_w_direction":"Who looks exactly like you.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37201,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"That's increadible.","text_w_direction":"That's increadible.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37202,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Yeah. No, it's uncanny.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. No, it's uncanny.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37203,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"You know what's crazy?","text_w_direction":"You know what's crazy?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37204,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37205,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I can't reconnect with you right now. Hold on one second. Excuse me.","text_w_direction":"I can't reconnect with you right now. Hold on one second. [he hurls a snowball at Dwight with a lacrosse stick, misses, and shatters a window, everyone gasps] Excuse me. [clears throat]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37206,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I guess there are just some people who you stay together with when you transfer, and some people you don't. And that's just the way it is. And I can be mature about that.","text_w_direction":"I guess there are just some people who you stay together with when you transfer, and some people you don't. And that's just the way it is. And I can be mature about that. [clip of Michael throwing Holly's Woody in the trash and pouring coffee on it]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37207,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"It's so cold. Even with my coat on.","text_w_direction":"It's so cold. Even with my coat on.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37208,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Maybe your senator boyfriend has a blanket in his car... for screwing Americans.","text_w_direction":"Maybe your senator boyfriend has a blanket in his car... for screwing Americans.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37209,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Gabe","text":"Yet another opportunity where a blanket would have come in handy.","text_w_direction":"Yet another opportunity where a blanket would have come in handy.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37210,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"You guys, this has to stop. Someone could have really gotten hurt.","text_w_direction":"You guys, this has to stop. Someone could have really gotten hurt.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37211,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What if Meredith was taking her smoking break below that window? You know what would have happened? The shards of glass would have shaved her face right off. And, yes, it might have been funny. But it also would have been incredibly tragic.","text_w_direction":"What if Meredith was taking her smoking break below that window? You know what would have happened? The shards of glass would have shaved her face right off. And, yes, it might have been funny. But it also would have been incredibly tragic.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37212,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I could not agree more. And just want to state for the record that I am intending to sue Jim for acute psychological distress.","text_w_direction":"I could not agree more. And just want to state for the record that I am intending to sue Jim for acute psychological distress.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37213,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"What are you talking about? You're the one terrorizing me.","text_w_direction":"What are you talking about? You're the one terrorizing me.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37214,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"With snowballs, Jim? With fluffy little snowballs? No. I thought we were just playing.","text_w_direction":"With snowballs, Jim? With fluffy little snowballs? No. I thought we were just playing.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37215,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"Dwight's right. What you did was dangerous and inappropriate. I'm really surprised at you guys. Last time I was here, you were both best friends.","text_w_direction":"Dwight's right. What you did was dangerous and inappropriate. I'm really surprised at you guys. Last time I was here, you were both best friends.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37216,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"All this arguing reminds me of a very funny story. You see this on my desk? Know who gave me this? My girlfriend Tara, who lives in New York City.","text_w_direction":"All this arguing reminds me of a very funny story. You see this on my desk? [he holds up a toy taxi cab] Know who gave me this? My girlfriend Tara, who lives in New York City.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37217,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait, what girlfriend?","text_w_direction":"Wait, what girlfriend?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37218,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I haven't told you about her.","text_w_direction":"I haven't told you about her.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37219,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I find that unlikely. You email me when you get a new zit.","text_w_direction":"I find that unlikely. You email me when you get a new zit.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37220,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I'm a man in my mid-40s and I still get zits. I think that's pretty interesting. But you know what? I am not on trial here. The Scranton strangler is. So, anyway, we have this great weekend, and she drives me to the airport, and we get to JFK, but I am flying out of LaGuardia. So we laugh and laugh and laugh, and then we spend the rest of the day walking around Slo-mo, drinking latte. And at the end of the day, she gives me this, and she says, \"Michael, maybe next time, you should take a cab.\"","text_w_direction":"I'm a man in my mid-40s and I still get zits. I think that's pretty interesting. But you know what? I am not on trial here. The Scranton strangler is. So, anyway, we have this great weekend, and she drives me to the airport, and we get to JFK, but I am flying out of LaGuardia. So we laugh and laugh and laugh, and then we spend the rest of the day walking around Slo-mo, drinking latte. And at the end of the day, she gives me this, and she says, \"Michael, maybe next time, you should take a cab.\"","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37221,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"I didn't know you had a girlfriend.","text_w_direction":"I didn't know you had a girlfriend.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37222,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I do. She is.","text_w_direction":"I do. She is.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37223,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Did you see her face? Well it seems to me that there is a person sitting out there in the annex that still has feelings for Michael G. Scott. And it ain't Tara.","text_w_direction":"Did you see her face? Well it seems to me that there is a person sitting out there in the annex that still has feelings for Michael G. Scott. And it ain't Tara.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37224,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"So you went homemade this year.","text_w_direction":"So you went homemade this year.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37225,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Yup.","text_w_direction":"Yup.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37226,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah. Money problems, is that what this is about? I mean, oh, dear, I don't think we can help you out.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Money problems, is that what this is about? I mean, oh, dear, I don't think we can help you out.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37227,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"No, no. Jim had a great year, actually. I just wanted to get your opinion.","text_w_direction":"No, no. Jim had a great year, actually. I just wanted to get your opinion.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37228,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Are you good at homemade?","text_w_direction":"Are you good at homemade?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37229,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Look at this.","text_w_direction":"Look at this.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37230,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah...","text_w_direction":"Yeah...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37231,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"Who did this? It's obvious to me I'm not welcome here, but somebody better tell me who did this, or else I'm leaving.","text_w_direction":"[walks in with a dirty Woody] Who did this? It's obvious to me I'm not welcome here, but somebody better tell me who did this, or else I'm leaving.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37232,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Well, I don't think Erin seems to like you.","text_w_direction":"Well, I don't think Erin seems to like you.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37233,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"That's not true. I don't know her enough to make a decision even.","text_w_direction":"That's not true. I don't know her enough to make a decision even.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37234,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What happened? What happened? Toby, what did you do? I think Toby's very jealous of all the attention you've been getting.","text_w_direction":"What happened? What happened? Toby, what did you do? I think Toby's very jealous of all the attention you've been getting.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37235,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"No, I would never ever do anything like that. But it does seem like something you would do.","text_w_direction":"No, I would never ever do anything like that. But it does seem like something you would do.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37236,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, really? Turn it on me. Well, isn't that nice? Thank you very much.","text_w_direction":"Oh, really? Turn it on me. Well, isn't that nice? Thank you very much.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37237,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Wait, wait, guys, listen. Toy Story is all about toys that come to life when people aren't looking. You don't think... it's not possible... that Woody did this to himself.","text_w_direction":"Wait, wait, guys, listen. Toy Story is all about toys that come to life when people aren't looking. You don't think... it's not possible... that Woody did this to himself.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37238,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"It is Christmas.","text_w_direction":"It is Christmas.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37239,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"No, it really seems like something Michael would do.","text_w_direction":"No, it really seems like something Michael would do.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37240,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Mmhmm. Mmhmm. Well, the fact that you would think that points to the possibility that it is probably not me. And that I have been framed.","text_w_direction":"Mmhmm. Mmhmm. Well, the fact that you would think that points to the possibility that it is probably not me. And that I have been framed.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37241,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Why would anyone frame you for that?","text_w_direction":"Why would anyone frame you for that?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37242,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, I'm sorry, why are we discounting this whole \"Woody came to life\" thing so quickly?","text_w_direction":"Okay, I'm sorry, why are we discounting this whole \"Woody came to life\" thing so quickly?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37243,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Ahhhhhh! Surprise! It was part of the party. Pretty funny, huh?","text_w_direction":"Ahhhhhh! [laughs] Surprise! It was part of the party. Pretty funny, huh?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37244,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"You think this is funny?","text_w_direction":"You think this is funny?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37245,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I don't. But someday I think we will laugh about this... when we tell our kids...","text_w_direction":"[laughs] I don't. But someday I think we will laugh about this... when we tell our kids...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37246,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yikes.","text_w_direction":"Yikes. [everyone gasps]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37247,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh no, that's, that's not happening.","text_w_direction":"Oh no, that's, that's not happening.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37248,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Dear God in heaven.","text_w_direction":"Dear God in heaven.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37249,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"All right. Shh. Okay, you know what? Holly, I didn't mean to do it. It was an accident. An accident borne of jealous feelings.","text_w_direction":"All right. Shh. Okay, you know what? Holly, I didn't mean to do it. It was an accident. An accident borne of jealous feelings.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37250,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"Michael, you have to let this go. I'm with someone else. I don't feel that way anymore.","text_w_direction":"Michael, you have to let this go. I'm with someone else. I don't feel that way anymore.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37251,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, really? You certainly seemed jealous when I told you about my fake girlfriend. That's what Jim and Dwight thought.","text_w_direction":"Oh, really? You certainly seemed jealous when I told you about my fake girlfriend. That's what Jim and Dwight thought.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37252,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, hey, hey, hey...","text_w_direction":"Okay, hey, hey, hey...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37253,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No, fake girlfriends are always wrong.","text_w_direction":"No, fake girlfriends are always wrong.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37254,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"You made up a fake girlfriend to see if I'd get jealous? And you destroyed a gift my boyfriend gave me? What is the matter with you?","text_w_direction":"You made up a fake girlfriend to see if I'd get jealous? And you destroyed a gift my boyfriend gave me? What is the matter with you?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37255,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"When you got transferred, and I drove you up to Nashua, you said, \"Michael, I love you, but I can't do this.\" But then, with this other guy, you don't have any problem with a long-distance relationship, do you? And you know what, that is what is the matter with me.","text_w_direction":"When you got transferred, and I drove you up to Nashua, you said, \"Michael, I love you, but I can't do this.\" But then, with this other guy, you don't have any problem with a long-distance relationship, do you? And you know what, that is what is the matter with me.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37256,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"Michael, I'm sorry.","text_w_direction":"Michael, I'm sorry.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37257,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"And we did this whole stupid party for you.","text_w_direction":"And we did this whole stupid party for you.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37258,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"[blocks Holly's path] No.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37259,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"You guys, it wasn't my fault.","text_w_direction":"You guys, it wasn't my fault.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37260,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, nothing is ever your fault! Just like when you ate those maple candies that you brought for us!","text_w_direction":"Oh, nothing is ever your fault! Just like when you ate those maple candies that you brought for us!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37261,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"I really think you're better off.","text_w_direction":"I really think you're better off.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37262,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Mmm. Erin, would you do me a favor and find my street clothes for me, please?","text_w_direction":"Mmm. Erin, would you do me a favor and find my street clothes for me, please?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37263,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah. Is she an amazing cook or something?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Is she an amazing cook or something?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37264,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"\"Hey, Pickles, Merry Christmas. Open immediately. Love, Swiss Cheese.\" Damn it, Dwight!","text_w_direction":"[walks over to his desk and sees a present sitting on it, reading the note] \"Hey, Pickles, Merry Christmas. Open immediately. Love, Swiss Cheese.\" [opens the present and a snowball shoots out at him, everyone laughs] Damn it, Dwight!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37265,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Didn't think your affectionate nicknames would be your undoing, did you, Jim? Let that be a lesson to you all.","text_w_direction":"Didn't think your affectionate nicknames would be your undoing, did you, Jim? Let that be a lesson to you all.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37266,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"So do they bring in food, or do you get to go out?","text_w_direction":"So do they bring in food, or do you get to go out?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37267,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"No, they bring it in.","text_w_direction":"No, they bring it in.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37268,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"You lucky son of a bitch.","text_w_direction":"You lucky son of a bitch.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37269,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"I have been trying to get on jury duty every single year since I was 18 years old. To get to go sit in an air-conditioned room downtown, judging people while my lunch is paid for... that is the life.","text_w_direction":"I have been trying to get on jury duty every single year since I was 18 years old. To get to go sit in an air-conditioned room downtown, judging people while my lunch is paid for... that is the life.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37270,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jada","text":"Daddy, I'm bored. Can I read my book in your office?","text_w_direction":"Daddy, I'm bored. Can I read my book in your office?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37271,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"Sure, sweetie.","text_w_direction":"Sure, sweetie.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37272,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Jada, Darryl, I'm so glad I found you guys. A grinch stole the star from on top of the Christmas tree and is hiding it in the warehouse somewhere. You want to go help me find him?","text_w_direction":"Jada, Darryl, I'm so glad I found you guys. A grinch stole the star from on top of the Christmas tree and is hiding it in the warehouse somewhere. You want to go help me find him?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37273,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, my goodness.","text_w_direction":"Oh, my goodness.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37274,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I am the mean old grinch. The little girl who wishes to win back the Christmas star must first succeed at these challenges.","text_w_direction":"I am the mean old grinch. The little girl who wishes to win back the Christmas star must first succeed at these challenges.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37275,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"Ohh, that sounds fun and Christmasy, you mean old grinch!","text_w_direction":"Ohh, that sounds fun and Christmasy, you mean old grinch!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37276,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jada","text":"What kind of challenges.","text_w_direction":"What kind of challenges.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37277,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Wahhh...","text_w_direction":"Wahhh...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37278,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Something like an obstacle course, Mr. Grinch?","text_w_direction":"Something like an obstacle course, Mr. Grinch?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37279,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"No. You must answer topical political questions. How many congressmen is the state of Pennsylvania guaranteed? And what other state has the equal number?","text_w_direction":"No. You must answer topical political questions. How many congressmen is the state of Pennsylvania guaranteed? And what other state has the equal number?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37280,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jada","text":"I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37281,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Do you know the other state?","text_w_direction":"Do you know the other state?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37282,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"Maybe the grinch hid the Christmas star, and we could ask for clues, and he'll tell us if we're hot or cold.","text_w_direction":"Maybe the grinch hid the Christmas star, and we could ask for clues, and he'll tell us if we're hot or cold.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37283,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"The star has been hidden. Is the little girl hot or cold? Well, it turns out she's burning up because the star is right behind her ear!","text_w_direction":"The star has been hidden. Is the little girl hot or cold? Well, it turns out she's burning up because the star is right behind her ear! [pulls star from coat and pretends to find it behind Jada's ear]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37284,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"And the game's over seconds later.","text_w_direction":"And the game's over seconds later.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37285,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"I'm so glad you could come.","text_w_direction":"I'm so glad you could come.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37286,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Robert","text":"It's nice. I know.","text_w_direction":"It's nice. I know.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37287,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Hey everybody, this is my boyfriend, Senator Robert Lipton.","text_w_direction":"Hey everybody, this is my boyfriend, Senator Robert Lipton.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37288,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Robert","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37289,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Senator, it's an honor. I'm Angela's friend Oscar.","text_w_direction":"Senator, it's an honor. I'm Angela's friend Oscar.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37290,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Robert","text":"Oscar. A pleasure.","text_w_direction":"Oscar. A pleasure.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37291,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Robert seems great. He's very handsome, firm handshake, he's gay, good sense of humor.","text_w_direction":"Robert seems great. He's very handsome, firm handshake, he's gay, good sense of humor.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37292,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"AJ","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37293,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37294,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"AJ","text":"I'm, uh, I'm AJ. I'm here to see Holly. It's kind of a surprise.","text_w_direction":"I'm, uh, I'm AJ. I'm here to see Holly. It's kind of a surprise.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37295,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"I know who you are, and I think you should go.","text_w_direction":"I know who you are, and I think you should go.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37296,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"I bet you didn't even bring us anything, did you?","text_w_direction":"I bet you didn't even bring us anything, did you?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37297,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"AJ","text":"Was I supposed to bring you guys something?","text_w_direction":"Was I supposed to bring you guys something?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37298,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"What? AJ!","text_w_direction":"What? AJ!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37299,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"AJ","text":"Surprise.","text_w_direction":"Surprise.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37300,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"What are you doing here? Oh, my God.","text_w_direction":"What are you doing here? Oh, my God.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37301,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"AJ","text":"I wanted to see you. How are you?","text_w_direction":"I wanted to see you. How are you?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37302,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"Wow! Nice.","text_w_direction":"Wow! Nice.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37303,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"AJ","text":"Oh, God, you look great.","text_w_direction":"Oh, God, you look great.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37304,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"Oh... when did you get here?","text_w_direction":"Oh... when did you get here?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37305,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"AJ","text":"Just now.","text_w_direction":"Just now.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37306,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hey","text_w_direction":"Hey","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37307,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"AJ","text":"Just now. Hey, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Just now. Hey, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37308,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Nice to see you again, AJ. Welcome.","text_w_direction":"Nice to see you again, AJ. Welcome.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37309,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"AJ","text":"Pleased to see you. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Pleased to see you. Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37310,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Good trip down?","text_w_direction":"Good trip down?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37311,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"AJ","text":"Yeah, it was great.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it was great.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37312,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Good, good. Good to see you. Have fun. Enjoy the partay.","text_w_direction":"Good, good. Good to see you. Have fun. Enjoy the partay.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37313,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I am dead inside.","text_w_direction":"I am dead inside.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37314,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"What do you want, baby? We got some granola, got some cupcakes, chips, apples, pies...","text_w_direction":"What do you want, baby? We got some granola, got some cupcakes, chips, apples, pies...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37315,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jada","text":"You have a whole room of vending machines?","text_w_direction":"You have a whole room of vending machines?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37316,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Creed","text":"I know. Isn't it something?","text_w_direction":"[chuckles] I know. Isn't it something?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37317,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jada","text":"I can't decide what I want.","text_w_direction":"I can't decide what I want.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37318,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darrly","text":"Merry Christmas.","text_w_direction":"[handing out vending machine items to everyone] Merry Christmas.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37319,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jada","text":"Merry Christmas.","text_w_direction":"Merry Christmas.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37320,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37321,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jada","text":"And Merry Christmas.","text_w_direction":"And Merry Christmas.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37322,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37323,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jada","text":"And Merry Christ... mas.","text_w_direction":"And Merry Christ... mas.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37324,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Robert","text":"Thank you so much.","text_w_direction":"Thank you so much.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37325,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jada","text":"Merry Christmas. And Merry Christmas.","text_w_direction":"Merry Christmas. And Merry Christmas.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37326,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Merry Christmas to you.","text_w_direction":"Merry Christmas to you.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37327,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jada","text":"Merry Christmas.","text_w_direction":"Merry Christmas.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37328,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Bass Player","text":"Oh, thank you.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thank you.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37329,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"For your feet!","text_w_direction":"[Oscar unwraps a pair of Uggs] For your feet!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37330,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"It's amazing. It's so great. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"[holding a knitted iPad case] It's amazing. It's so great. Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37331,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Creed","text":"For me?","text_w_direction":"[Angela hands Creed a pack of deodorant] For me?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37332,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37333,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Creed","text":"Thank you very much.","text_w_direction":"Thank you very much.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37334,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Mmhmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmhmm.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37335,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"I don't know if you guys have had a chance to use the new parking meters that accept credit cards, but Robert was instrumental in that legislation.","text_w_direction":"I don't know if you guys have had a chance to use the new parking meters that accept credit cards, but Robert was instrumental in that legislation.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37336,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Wow, that's awesome!","text_w_direction":"Wow, that's awesome!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37337,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"A real David and Goliath story.","text_w_direction":"A real David and Goliath story.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37338,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Robert","text":"I'm just so touched that she's so interested in my work.","text_w_direction":"I'm just so touched that she's so interested in my work.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37339,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"I am.","text_w_direction":"I am.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37340,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"The real problem is the teachers' union.","text_w_direction":"The real problem is the teachers' union.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37341,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Zip it, Meredith.","text_w_direction":"Zip it, Meredith.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37342,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"No. You tell me why my kid is 17 and still can't read.","text_w_direction":"No. You tell me why my kid is 17 and still can't read.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37343,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Hey, who's in charge of making drinks around here? Is there a bartender?","text_w_direction":"Hey, who's in charge of making drinks around here? Is there a bartender?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37344,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"You are. You make your own drink.","text_w_direction":"You are. You make your own drink. [Ryan groans]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37345,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"I'll make it. What are you drinking.","text_w_direction":"I'll make it. What are you drinking.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37346,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"An 'F' train to Brooklyn. Extra bitters.","text_w_direction":"An 'F' train to Brooklyn. Extra bitters.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37347,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"I don't know how to make that.","text_w_direction":"I don't know how to make that.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37348,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Okay, well, I'll just stick with my mojito.","text_w_direction":"Okay, well, I'll just stick with my mojito.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37349,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"And you know those annoying geese at the park? Well, he's helping eradicate them as well. I mean, I think they've really become a pest.","text_w_direction":"And you know those annoying geese at the park? Well, he's helping eradicate them as well. I mean, I think they've really become a pest.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37350,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Annoying.","text_w_direction":"Annoying.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37351,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37352,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I don't think he's in the ceiling, babe.","text_w_direction":"[Jim hits a ceiling panel] I don't think he's in the ceiling, babe.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37353,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Well, uh... I don't think any of us really know. Alright.","text_w_direction":"Well, uh... I don't think any of us really know. Alright. [Jim hands Pam a present]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37354,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Is it... is it pebbles from that beach in Jamaica?","text_w_direction":"Is it... is it pebbles from that beach in Jamaica? [she shakes it]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37355,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Ooh, go easy with the shaking.","text_w_direction":"Ooh, go easy with the shaking.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37356,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, my God.","text_w_direction":"[lifting up a diamond bracelet] Oh, my God.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37357,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"You like it?","text_w_direction":"You like it?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37358,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I love it.","text_w_direction":"I love it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37359,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yup, I do make great Christmas gifts. But I couldn't make that.","text_w_direction":"Yup, I do make great Christmas gifts. But I couldn't make that.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37360,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Alright, my turn.","text_w_direction":"Alright, my turn.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37361,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, um, it's just, I didn't, I didn't have a lot of time, so that's just a place holder.","text_w_direction":"Oh, um, it's just, I didn't, I didn't have a lot of time, so that's just a place holder.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37362,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Right. Of course. \"The Adventures of Jimmy Halpert.\" Oh, my God. This is awesome! That's my bike. That's my desk. And that is my daughter.","text_w_direction":"Right. Of course. [reading the comic book] \"The Adventures of Jimmy Halpert.\" Oh, my God. This is awesome! That's my bike. That's my desk. And that is my daughter.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37363,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I mean...","text_w_direction":"I mean... [speechless]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37364,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, wait!","text_w_direction":"Michael, wait!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37365,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, hey, hey, no, don't run. You're gonna slip.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey, hey, no, don't run. You're gonna slip.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37366,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"That's good advice.","text_w_direction":"That's good advice.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37367,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yup. I read this story about a woman who slipped on some black ice, and she hit her head and went into a coma forever. And then every day, her husband went and visited her in the hospital until she died.","text_w_direction":"Yup. I read this story about a woman who slipped on some black ice, and she hit her head and went into a coma forever. And then every day, her husband went and visited her in the hospital until she died.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37368,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"That's a sad story.","text_w_direction":"That's a sad story.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37369,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, well, at least he was married.","text_w_direction":"[voice breaking] Yeah, well, at least he was married.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37370,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, okay, Michael, slow down. Everything's gonna be okay.","text_w_direction":"Oh, okay, Michael, slow down. Everything's gonna be okay.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37371,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, it's not. It's not. Oh, man, I can tell you confidently that it is not gonna be okay.","text_w_direction":"No, it's not. It's not. Oh, man, I can tell you confidently that it is not gonna be okay.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37372,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I shouldn't tell you this, but... AJ won't commit to Holly. And she's gonna tell him that if he doesn't propose to her by the end of the year, it's over.","text_w_direction":"I shouldn't tell you this, but... AJ won't commit to Holly. And she's gonna tell him that if he doesn't propose to her by the end of the year, it's over.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37373,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37374,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Really. And I don't know about you, but I don't know of a lot of happy marriages that start off with an ultimatum, do you?","text_w_direction":"Really. And I don't know about you, but I don't know of a lot of happy marriages that start off with an ultimatum, do you?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37375,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37376,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"So just be patient.","text_w_direction":"So just be patient.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37377,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. I mean, I can wait till then. Come here. I don't want you to fall.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I mean, I can wait till then. Come here. I don't want you to fall.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37378,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I surrender.","text_w_direction":"I surrender.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37379,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I do not accept your surrender. There's only one way that I would ever relent.","text_w_direction":"I do not accept your surrender. There's only one way that I would ever relent.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37380,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Anything. You got it.","text_w_direction":"Anything. You got it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37381,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"You hit Pam in the face with a snowball while I watch.","text_w_direction":"You hit Pam in the face with a snowball while I watch.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37382,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"You're a psychopath.","text_w_direction":"You're a psychopath.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37383,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I'll take that as a no.","text_w_direction":"I'll take that as a no.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37384,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I was in the mall, and I saw that, and I thought it had your name written all over it.","text_w_direction":"I was in the mall, and I saw that, and I thought it had your name written all over it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37385,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Michael, this is the gift that corporate gave us that I picked out. You're re-gifting this to me.","text_w_direction":"Michael, this is the gift that corporate gave us that I picked out. You're re-gifting this to me.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37386,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, that's not... no, I went to the mall and I picked that out especially for you.","text_w_direction":"No, that's not... no, I went to the mall and I picked that out especially for you.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37387,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh, yeah? Well, show me the receipt.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah? Well, show me the receipt.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37388,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"From the mall. That...","text_w_direction":"[hands Kelly a receipt from his wallet] From the mall. That...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37389,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"This is a fast food receipt from April.","text_w_direction":"This is a fast food receipt from April.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37390,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well, that...","text_w_direction":"Well, that...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37391,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"God, how many number nines did you order?","text_w_direction":"God, how many number nines did you order?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37392,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"AJ","text":"Is everyone here kind of mean?","text_w_direction":"Is everyone here kind of mean?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37393,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"Oh, I think everyone's on edge because of the strangler trial.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I think everyone's on edge because of the strangler trial.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37394,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"AJ","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37395,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"Hey, I'm so glad you came down. It's been so much harder than I expected.","text_w_direction":"Hey, I'm so glad you came down. It's been so much harder than I expected.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37396,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"AJ","text":"Hey, what happened to Woody?","text_w_direction":"Hey, what happened to Woody?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37397,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"Oh, okay, get ready for this. You're not gonna believe it. I was making salad, and he fell right into the dressing. I mean, there was salad dressing all over him.","text_w_direction":"Oh, okay, get ready for this. You're not gonna believe it. I was making salad, and he fell right into the dressing. I mean, there was salad dressing all over him.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37398,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"AJ","text":"He smells awful.","text_w_direction":"He smells awful.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37399,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Holly","text":"It was blue cheese dressing.","text_w_direction":"It was blue cheese dressing.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37400,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"AJ","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37401,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey, Mike.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Mike.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37402,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37403,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"We wanted to give you something.","text_w_direction":"We wanted to give you something.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37404,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37405,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jada","text":"Merry Christmas.","text_w_direction":"Merry Christmas.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37406,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you. A Hostess apple pie! This is my favorite breakfast. How did you know that? Thank you very much.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. A Hostess apple pie! This is my favorite breakfast. How did you know that? Thank you very much.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37407,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"What do you say?","text_w_direction":"What do you say?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37408,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jada","text":"You're welcome.","text_w_direction":"You're welcome.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37409,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, you know, I seem to remember that Santa promised that he would listen to all the gifts you wanted for Christmas. Didn't he say that?","text_w_direction":"Oh, you know, I seem to remember that Santa promised that he would listen to all the gifts you wanted for Christmas. Didn't he say that?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37410,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jada","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37411,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I think I know where he is.","text_w_direction":"I think I know where he is.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37412,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jada","text":"A trampoline...","text_w_direction":"A trampoline...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37413,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Mmhmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmhmm.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37414,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jada","text":"Video games.","text_w_direction":"Video games.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37415,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Video games.","text_w_direction":"Video games.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37416,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jada","text":"A DSi.","text_w_direction":"A DSi.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37417,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"A DSi?","text_w_direction":"A DSi?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37418,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jada","text":"A horse.","text_w_direction":"A horse.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37419,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"A horse.","text_w_direction":"A horse.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37420,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jada","text":"A pool.","text_w_direction":"A pool.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37421,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You, are you sure you don't want a pony? You want a real horse?","text_w_direction":"You, are you sure you don't want a pony? You want a real horse?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37422,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jada","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37423,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"All right. You have to pick up after them.","text_w_direction":"All right. You have to pick up after them.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37424,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, sorry. I'm ready.","text_w_direction":"Hey, sorry. I'm ready.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37425,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I don't want to go.","text_w_direction":"I don't want to go.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37426,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh... come on, bear man. Come on.","text_w_direction":"Oh... come on, bear man. Come on. [the lights flicker]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37427,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Have you ever seen 'em do that?","text_w_direction":"Have you ever seen 'em do that? [walk outside and the parking lot is covered with snowmen]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37428,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I'm sorry. I had no idea.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry. I had no idea.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37429,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No, it's, it's okay. Okay.","text_w_direction":"No, it's, it's okay. Okay.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37430,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No, no, no, no.","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No, no, no, no.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37431,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. This is it.","text_w_direction":"Okay. This is it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37432,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37433,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Go! Go! Go!","text_w_direction":"Go! Go! Go!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37434,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"What? What is it? What? What is, oh, my God! Honey? Jim? Jim!","text_w_direction":"What? What is it? What? What is, oh, my God! [Jim starts attacking snowmen] Honey? Jim? Jim!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37435,"season":7,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Classy Christmas (Parts 1&2)","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all. It's fear. Merry Christmas.","text_w_direction":"In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all. It's fear. Merry Christmas.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2138,"air_date":"2010-12-09"}
{"index":37436,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Man","text":"Next up, secretary Schrute will read the minutes from Sunday's meeting.","text_w_direction":"Next up, secretary Schrute will read the minutes from Sunday's meeting.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37437,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Minutes from previous meeting of Knights of the Night. No, Jim, hey!","text_w_direction":"Minutes from previous meeting of Knights of the Night. No, Jim, hey!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37438,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37439,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"This meeting is for Knights of the Night only.","text_w_direction":"This meeting is for Knights of the Night only.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37440,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Knights of the Night are volunteer crime patrollers. We're often compared to the Guardian Angels, but we could not be more different from them. Seriously, we are nothing like the Guardian Angels. I mean, broad strokes purposes, sure. Think Guardian Angels. One of our many recent good deeds? We set out to capture the Scranton Strangler. Mission accomplished. Not by us.","text_w_direction":"Knights of the Night are volunteer crime patrollers. We're often compared to the Guardian Angels, but we could not be more different from them. Seriously, we are nothing like the Guardian Angels. I mean, broad strokes purposes, sure. Think Guardian Angels. One of our many recent good deeds? We set out to capture the Scranton Strangler. Mission accomplished. Not by us.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37441,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"I'm actually just looking for my Blackberry, so, carry on.","text_w_direction":"I'm actually just looking for my Blackberry, so, carry on.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37442,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"No, no, no, no, no. I see how this movie ends. You make fun of me, everyone laughs, ha, ha, ha... screw you!","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no, no. I see how this movie ends. You make fun of me, everyone laughs, ha, ha, ha... screw you!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37443,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Man","text":"Dwight, don't be bothered by your friend's presence.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, don't be bothered by your friend's presence.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37444,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"What are you going to do now? Are you going to make fun of our leader's weird voice? Huh? Dwight, don't be bothered by the. Over the line, Jim.","text_w_direction":"What are you going to do now? Are you going to make fun of our leader's weird voice? Huh? [mimicking the leader's voice] Dwight, don't be bothered by the [mumbles]. Over the line, Jim.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37445,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"I'm just looking for my phone, so... pretend I'm not here.","text_w_direction":"I'm just looking for my phone, so... pretend I'm not here.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37446,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Fine. Minutes from previous meeting of Knights of the Night. That's our official name, Jim.","text_w_direction":"Fine. Minutes from previous meeting of Knights of the Night. That's our official name, Jim.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37447,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Sounds good.","text_w_direction":"Sounds good.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37448,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Reflective strips were glued to patrol jackets. Knights went outside with flashlights to test them.","text_w_direction":"Reflective strips were glued to patrol jackets. Knights went outside with flashlights to test them.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37449,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Smart.","text_w_direction":"Smart.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37450,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"And the rest was juststuff.","text_w_direction":"And the rest was just [mumbles]stuff.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37451,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Man","text":"Go ahead and read it, some people weren't here.","text_w_direction":"Go ahead and read it, some people weren't here.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37452,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay. Knights stayed outside to play flashlight tag.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Knights stayed outside to play flashlight tag.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37453,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, come on, that sounds awesome.","text_w_direction":"Oh, come on, that sounds awesome.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37454,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Member","text":"It was pretty cool.","text_w_direction":"It was pretty cool.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37455,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Was it?","text_w_direction":"Was it?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37456,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Member","text":"It was fun.","text_w_direction":"It was fun.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37457,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"It was pretty awesome.","text_w_direction":"It was pretty awesome.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37458,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Hey! Yeah. No, I got it. Just leaving now.","text_w_direction":"[answers phone] Hey! Yeah. No, I got it. Just leaving now.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37459,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"January three, 2011. A day which will live in-famously. Holly Partridge Flax, otherwise known as Holly, otherwise otherwise known as a living, breathing angel, is engaged to another man. This is freaking me out. I- okay, let's switch to the happy video, okay? No, no, no, no, let's push through. We'll do this.","text_w_direction":"January three, 2011. A day which will live in-famously. Holly Partridge Flax, otherwise known as Holly, otherwise otherwise known as a living, breathing angel, is engaged to another man. This is freaking me out. I- okay, let's switch to the happy video, okay? No, no, no, no, let's push through. We'll do this.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37460,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"Today will either be the best or the worst day of my life. Holly gave AJ an ultimatum. He either proposes by New Year's or they break up. Now, if she's engaged, I'm gonna go crazy, and I'm gonna start attacking people. If she's not engaged, in all honesty, I may just burn this whole place to the ground out of happiness. Either way, I am going to need some talking down. And nobody talks me down like myself in a video talking me down.","text_w_direction":"Today will either be the best or the worst day of my life. Holly gave AJ an ultimatum. He either proposes by New Year's or they break up. Now, if she's engaged, I'm gonna go crazy, and I'm gonna start attacking people. If she's not engaged, in all honesty, I may just burn this whole place to the ground out of happiness. Either way, I am going to need some talking down. And nobody talks me down like myself in a video talking me down.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37461,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"Michael, I know what you're thinking. Holly's engaged to another man, and you want to kill yourself. It may seem like a good idea, but it's not.","text_w_direction":"[filming video] Michael, I know what you're thinking. Holly's engaged to another man, and you want to kill yourself. It may seem like a good idea, but it's not.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37462,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Snot. Sorry, it sounded like you said it's snot. I am so sorry.","text_w_direction":"[giggles] Snot. Sorry, it sounded like you said it's snot. I am so sorry.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37463,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, so killing yourself. I was just thinking about snot.","text_w_direction":"Okay, so killing yourself. [laughs] I was just thinking about snot.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37464,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Angela","text":"Good morning.","text_w_direction":"Good morning.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37465,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, guys! Fun thing. The index cards on your desk are resolution cards. You write your New Year's resolution on them, I'll collect them, and then display them on... da-da-da-da-da! This! Resolution board.","text_w_direction":"Hey, guys! Fun thing. The index cards on your desk are resolution cards. You write your New Year's resolution on them, I'll collect them, and then display them on... da-da-da-da-da! This! Resolution board.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37466,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Wow. Did your baby draw that?","text_w_direction":"Wow. Did your baby draw that?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37467,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Angela","text":"The glitter is blinding.","text_w_direction":"The glitter is blinding.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37468,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Phyllis","text":"I think it's good.","text_w_direction":"I think it's good.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37469,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"It's gonna be fun.","text_w_direction":"It's gonna be fun.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37470,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"I recently met Sue, the office administrator at Vance Refrigeration. She has this awesome wall full of fun initiatives and morale boosters and stuff. Sue just goes for it, she's awesome.","text_w_direction":"I recently met Sue, the office administrator at Vance Refrigeration. She has this awesome wall full of fun initiatives and morale boosters and stuff. Sue just goes for it, she's awesome.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37471,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Phyllis","text":"I know Sue. She's not that great. And you know her husband's in a wheelchair, right?","text_w_direction":"I know Sue. She's not that great. And you know her husband's in a wheelchair, right?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37472,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Okay, champagne.","text_w_direction":"Okay, champagne.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37473,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"Happy.","text_w_direction":"Happy.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37474,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Sponge.","text_w_direction":"Sponge.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37475,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"Sad. To soak up my tears.","text_w_direction":"Sad. To soak up my tears.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37476,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Gummi bears and gummi worms.","text_w_direction":"Gummi bears and gummi worms.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37477,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"Bears sad, worms happy. Come on, Erin.","text_w_direction":"Bears sad, worms happy. Come on, Erin.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37478,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Ukulele's happy?","text_w_direction":"Ukulele's happy?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37479,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"Sad, something to break.","text_w_direction":"Sad, something to break.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37480,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Chocolates.","text_w_direction":"Chocolates.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37481,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"For you, job well done.","text_w_direction":"For you, job well done.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37482,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Thank you! And two bottles of scotch.","text_w_direction":"Thank you! And two bottles of scotch.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37483,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"Both sad.","text_w_direction":"Both sad.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37484,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"And did you get the tickets?","text_w_direction":"And did you get the tickets?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37485,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"I did! I did, indeed. Two front row center, to Paula Poundstone, Live in Poughkeepsie. Holly's favorite. I hope she doesn't call us up on stage. That would suck. \"Hey, you think you can do my job better?\" I don't know. \"What's your name?\" Michael.","text_w_direction":"I did! I did, indeed. Two front row center, to Paula Poundstone, Live in Poughkeepsie. Holly's favorite. I hope she doesn't call us up on stage. That would suck. \"Hey, you think you can do my job better?\" I don't know. \"What's your name?\" Michael.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37486,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"I'm really excited for Michael either way. Because if Holly chooses to be with him, he will be so, so happy. And if not, he'll be avoiding the biggest mistake of his life!","text_w_direction":"I'm really excited for Michael either way. Because if Holly chooses to be with him, he will be so, so happy. And if not, he'll be avoiding the biggest mistake of his life!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37487,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, hey, guys! I'd like to introduce you to a new little friend of mine. His name is New Year's resolution board.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey, guys! I'd like to introduce you to a new little friend of mine. His name is New Year's resolution board.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37488,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"Shaaa-shut up. Hello.","text_w_direction":"Shaaa-shut up. Hello.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37489,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kelly","text":"What happened? Is there a ring?","text_w_direction":"What happened? Is there a ring?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37490,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"So... high five me. We're back. To a happy... look at those! Mittens. Are those a present?","text_w_direction":"So... high five me. We're back. To a happy... [grabs Holly's hand] look at those! Mittens. Are those a present?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37491,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kelly","text":"Come on!","text_w_direction":"[whispering] Come on!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37492,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Holly","text":"They're warm.","text_w_direction":"They're warm.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37493,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"They're so fuzzy and warm! Let me feel those. Let me feel that. Put 'er there. Give me a good firm... ooh! That's a good firm handshake. You're hired! Yes, let's get right into the Anderson account, shall we? Yes, yes, right away.","text_w_direction":"They're so fuzzy and warm! Let me feel those. Let me feel that. Put 'er there. Give me a good firm... ooh! That's a good firm handshake. You're hired! Yes, let's get right into the Anderson account, shall we? Yes, yes, right away.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37494,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, hey, hey. Want me to crank the thermostat up to 90, smoke her out? She can't keep those mittens on forever.","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey, hey. Want me to crank the thermostat up to 90, smoke her out? She can't keep those mittens on forever.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37495,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, no, why? Stop! Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes, no, why? Stop! Yes.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37496,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kevin","text":"Congratu-ohhh.","text_w_direction":"[Holly takes off mittens revealing no ring on her ring finger] Congratu-ohhh.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37497,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kelly","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37498,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"Oh my God! That's it! That's it!","text_w_direction":"Oh my God! That's it! That's it!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37499,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Holly","text":"Oh, I get it. Everybody knows about the ultimatum.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I get it. Everybody knows about the ultimatum.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37500,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kelly","text":"Yes, I told everyone.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I told everyone.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37501,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Holly","text":"Ha ha, ha ha!","text_w_direction":"[sticking both ring fingers up] Ha ha, ha ha!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37502,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kevin","text":"Hey! Right back atcha, bitch!","text_w_direction":"Hey! [sticking up middle finger] Right back atcha, bitch!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37503,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"Happy! Happy, happy, happy, happy!","text_w_direction":"Happy! Happy, happy, happy, happy!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37504,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Video Michael","text":"Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay, calm down, breathe.","text_w_direction":"Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay, calm down, breathe.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37505,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"I'm trying!","text_w_direction":"I'm trying!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37506,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Video Michael","text":"I said breathe!","text_w_direction":"I said breathe!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37507,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"I'm trying!","text_w_direction":"I'm trying!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37508,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Video Michael","text":"Wait a second, are you listening to music?","text_w_direction":"Wait a second, are you listening to music?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37509,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37510,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Video Michael","text":"Shut that off!","text_w_direction":"Shut that off!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37511,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"I'm not listening to music!","text_w_direction":"I'm not listening to music!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37512,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Video Michael","text":"Fine, just go crazy for a little while! Lookin' good! You're lookin' good. Oh, I gotcha! I gotcha! I'm pulling you back! Michael dance off!","text_w_direction":"Fine, just go crazy for a little while! Lookin' good! You're lookin' good. [roping Michael in] Oh, I gotcha! I gotcha! I'm pulling you back! Michael dance off!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37513,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"Go! Oh, that's nice.","text_w_direction":"Go! Oh, that's nice.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37514,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Video Michael","text":"Go!","text_w_direction":"Go!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37515,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"Me? Okay.","text_w_direction":"Me? Okay.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37516,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Go!","text_w_direction":"Go!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37517,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Video Michael","text":"Nice! We're gonna calm down later.","text_w_direction":"Nice! We're gonna calm down later.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37518,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"I'm good.","text_w_direction":"I'm good.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37519,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, yeah!","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37520,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"Oh my God!","text_w_direction":"Oh my God! [sprays champagne on Erin]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37521,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, Dwight, I'm collecting resolution cards.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Dwight, I'm collecting resolution cards.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37522,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Not doing that.","text_w_direction":"Not doing that.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37523,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Why not?","text_w_direction":"Why not?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37524,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"I've achieved plenty and there's no better than the best.","text_w_direction":"I've achieved plenty and there's no better than the best.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37525,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"Drink less caffeine. That's a good one, Pam. Here's mine.","text_w_direction":"Drink less caffeine. That's a good one, Pam. Here's mine.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37526,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Learn to cook for one!","text_w_direction":"Learn to cook for one!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37527,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah. I love cooking, but I always find myself throwing out half the food that I prepare, so... two years is time to just start preparing the right amount of food for the right number of people, which is one.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I love cooking, but I always find myself throwing out half the food that I prepare, so... two years is time to just start preparing the right amount of food for the right number of people, which is one.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37528,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Well, maybe you'll meet someone.","text_w_direction":"Well, maybe you'll meet someone.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37529,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"No, some people don't just meet someone. I'm fine with it. Really. This is not a pity party. It's not a party at all. It's just sad.","text_w_direction":"No, some people don't just meet someone. I'm fine with it. Really. This is not a pity party. It's not a party at all. It's just sad.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37530,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Angela.","text_w_direction":"Angela.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37531,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Angela","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37532,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Make time for romance!","text_w_direction":"Make time for romance!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37533,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Oscar","text":"Who's the senator?","text_w_direction":"Who's the senator?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37534,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Angela","text":"My boyfriend.","text_w_direction":"My boyfriend.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37535,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Oscar","text":"Oh, you mean the state senator. I'm sorry, I was confused, because you accidentally wrote 'the senator'.","text_w_direction":"Oh, you mean the state senator. I'm sorry, I was confused, because you accidentally wrote 'the senator'.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37536,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Angela","text":"Ugh.","text_w_direction":"Ugh.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37537,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait, it's that easy? That's not a resolution, that's just... something I want to do. Okay, fine. I can do that... My resolution is... meet a loose woman.","text_w_direction":"Wait, it's that easy? That's not a resolution, that's just... something I want to do. Okay, fine. I can do that... [sticks note card on board, makes trumpet sound] My resolution is... meet a loose woman.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37538,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Angela","text":"Oh, God.","text_w_direction":"Oh, God.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37539,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"That's a good one.","text_w_direction":"That's a good one.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37540,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37541,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"You know what, that's my new one. I'm taking that one, too.","text_w_direction":"You know what, that's my new one. I'm taking that one, too.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37542,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Awesome.","text_w_direction":"Awesome.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37543,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Darryl","text":"You know what you guys should do? Go to the bookstore at lunch. There's tons of cuties and it's easy to talk to them. 'Hey, what book is that? Cool, let's hang out tonight. s*x already? Whoa...'","text_w_direction":"You know what you guys should do? Go to the bookstore at lunch. There's tons of cuties and it's easy to talk to them. 'Hey, what book is that? Cool, let's hang out tonight. s*x already? Whoa...'","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37544,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"The bookstore?","text_w_direction":"The bookstore?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37545,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"It's that easy?","text_w_direction":"It's that easy?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37546,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Darryl","text":"I'll come with you, show you how it's done.","text_w_direction":"I'll come with you, show you how it's done.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37547,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, I'll drive.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I'll drive.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37548,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Darryl","text":"My resolution is to read more. And if someone else is driving me to the bookstore, I can eat my PB&J in the car. 2011 is coming up all Darryl.","text_w_direction":"My resolution is to read more. And if someone else is driving me to the bookstore, I can eat my PB&J in the car. 2011 is coming up all Darryl.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37549,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"Hello! Oh, somebody's got a new phone!","text_w_direction":"Hello! Oh, somebody's got a new phone!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37550,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Holly","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37551,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"That is neat.","text_w_direction":"That is neat.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37552,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Holly","text":"I got it for Christmas. I'm so out of my league here.","text_w_direction":"I got it for Christmas. I'm so out of my league here.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37553,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"E.T. phone Holly. Holly like phone?","text_w_direction":"[imitating E.T.] E.T. phone Holly. Holly like phone?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37554,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Holly","text":"Holly misses old phone.","text_w_direction":"[imitating E.T.] Holly misses old phone.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37555,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"[imitating E.T.] Why?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37556,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Holly","text":"New phone is confusing. Gets bad reception.","text_w_direction":"[imitating E.T.] New phone is confusing. Gets bad reception.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37557,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"Bummer.","text_w_direction":"[imitating E.T.] Bummer.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37558,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Holly","text":"Bummer.","text_w_direction":"[imitating E.T.] Bummer.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37559,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"Reese's Pieces.","text_w_direction":"[imitating E.T.] Reese's Pieces.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37560,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Holly","text":"Reese's Pieces?","text_w_direction":"[imitating E.T.] Reese's Pieces?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37561,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh, God, please stop!","text_w_direction":"Oh, God, please stop!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37562,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"I still have my old phone. This thing... indestructible.","text_w_direction":"I still have my old phone. This thing... indestructible. [slams phone on desk, phone breaks]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37563,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Holly","text":"Oh, I should get this. Hey! Oh, no, don't go see that one, I want to see that together. Yeah, go see that action one. Okay. I love you, too. All right.","text_w_direction":"[reaches for her cell phone] Oh, I should get this. Hey! Oh, no, don't go see that one, I want to see that together. Yeah, go see that action one. Okay. I love you, too. All right.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37564,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"Holly doesn't seem to be engaged, but she's talking to AJ like she is. I can't figure it out. Do you think she's already dating a different AJ?","text_w_direction":"Holly doesn't seem to be engaged, but she's talking to AJ like she is. I can't figure it out. Do you think she's already dating a different AJ?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37565,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"I don't think so.","text_w_direction":"I don't think so.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37566,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"When you broke it off with Roy, did you still tell him you loved him?","text_w_direction":"When you broke it off with Roy, did you still tell him you loved him?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37567,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37568,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"But you did still love him.","text_w_direction":"But you did still love him.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37569,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"I'm not... I'm not going to have...","text_w_direction":"I'm not... I'm not going to have...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37570,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"Do you love him now?","text_w_direction":"Do you love him now?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37571,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"No! Just talk to her.","text_w_direction":"No! Just talk to her.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37572,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"No. She'd just resent me. Or worse! She would think of me as her friend. Oh, hi friend! Blegh.","text_w_direction":"No. She'd just resent me. Or worse! She would think of me as her friend. [disgusted voice] Oh, hi friend! Blegh.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37573,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Phyllis","text":"I'll talk to her, Michael.","text_w_direction":"I'll talk to her, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37574,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"You think she'd talk to you?","text_w_direction":"You think she'd talk to you?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37575,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Phyllis","text":"Why wouldn't she?","text_w_direction":"Why wouldn't she?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37576,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"That's true. She's really nice. She'd talk to anybody. Why don't you bring Erin to balance you out?","text_w_direction":"That's true. She's really nice. She'd talk to anybody. Why don't you bring Erin to balance you out?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37577,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"There's a plan.","text_w_direction":"There's a plan.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37578,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"All right! We should divide up by section. I will take romance and travel.","text_w_direction":"All right! We should divide up by section. I will take romance and travel.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37579,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"I'll take the entirety of the second floor.","text_w_direction":"I'll take the entirety of the second floor.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37580,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Darryl","text":"I got that cutie behind the counter.","text_w_direction":"I got that cutie behind the counter.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37581,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Bookstore employee","text":"Well, if you read a lot, you should check out our e-readers. They're really neat.","text_w_direction":"Well, if you read a lot, you should check out our e-readers. They're really neat.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37582,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Darryl","text":"Whoa, I work at a paper company, those things terrify me. They could put us out of business, you know? I heard those machines hold like, ten books at once.","text_w_direction":"Whoa, I work at a paper company, those things terrify me. They could put us out of business, you know? I heard those machines hold like, ten books at once.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37583,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Bookstore employee","text":"Actually, it's ten thousand.","text_w_direction":"Actually, it's ten thousand.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37584,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Darryl","text":"Holy, what? Let me see that. It's so light. Like a croissant.","text_w_direction":"Holy [bleep], what? Let me see that. It's so light. Like a croissant.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37585,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37586,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Customer","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37587,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Welcome.","text_w_direction":"Welcome.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37588,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"Let us know if you need anything.","text_w_direction":"Let us know if you need anything.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37589,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Customer","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37590,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"Why did we pretend like we work here?","text_w_direction":"Why did we pretend like we work here?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37591,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Is that what we were doing?","text_w_direction":"Is that what we were doing?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37592,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey, how'd you do?","text_w_direction":"Hey, how'd you do?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37593,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"Good!","text_w_direction":"Good!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37594,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Good. Real good.","text_w_direction":"Good. Real good.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37595,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Darryl","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37596,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah, yeah!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37597,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"We kinda nailed it.","text_w_direction":"We kinda nailed it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37598,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, pretty much. But, you know, this place is kinda tapped out, so. Let's roll.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, pretty much. But, you know, this place is kinda tapped out, so. Let's roll.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37599,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Darryl","text":"Cool.","text_w_direction":"Cool.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37600,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay. What'd you get?","text_w_direction":"Okay. What'd you get?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37601,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Darryl","text":"A book about oceans.","text_w_direction":"A book about oceans.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37602,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, really? What else? Let me see.","text_w_direction":"Oh, really? What else? Let me see.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37603,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Darryl","text":"No, that's uh. p0rn. Pornography. Old lady... nasty... p0rn.","text_w_direction":"No, that's uh. p0rn. Pornography. Old lady... nasty... p0rn.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37604,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Phyllis","text":"Follow my lead. Hey, want some company?","text_w_direction":"[whispering] Follow my lead. Hey, want some company?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37605,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Want some company?","text_w_direction":"Want some company?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37606,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Holly","text":"Oh, sure. Have a seat. How were your breaks?","text_w_direction":"Oh, sure. Have a seat. How were your breaks?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37607,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh, really good, I went to Portugal.","text_w_direction":"Oh, really good, I went to Portugal.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37608,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"I went to Portugal.","text_w_direction":"I went to Portugal.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37609,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Holly","text":"Oh, wow... you went together?","text_w_direction":"Oh, wow... you went together?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37610,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Phyllis","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37611,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37612,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Phyllis","text":"So, I've just gotta know. What's going on with you and AJ?","text_w_direction":"So, I've just gotta know. What's going on with you and AJ?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37613,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Holly","text":"Nothing really happened. I mean, I know I made a big deal about this whole New Year's deadline, but um, it came and went... and, we're still together.","text_w_direction":"Nothing really happened. I mean, I know I made a big deal about this whole New Year's deadline, but um, it came and went... and, we're still together.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37614,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Phyllis","text":"You didn't break up with AJ at all? I mean, not even for a week to make him buy you a present?","text_w_direction":"You didn't break up with AJ at all? I mean, not even for a week to make him buy you a present?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37615,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Holly","text":"It just wasn't fair of me to give him an ultimatum in the first place. The whole thing is totally my fault. But we're going to be just fine. Just fine.","text_w_direction":"It just wasn't fair of me to give him an ultimatum in the first place. The whole thing is totally my fault. But we're going to be just fine. Just fine.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37616,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Darryl","text":"Whoa! Hold on.","text_w_direction":"Whoa! Hold on.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37617,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"I am not going back until I fulfill my resolution.","text_w_direction":"I am not going back until I fulfill my resolution.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37618,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Darryl","text":"Oh, no, no, no. Uh-uh.","text_w_direction":"[Dwight heads toward a strip club] Oh, no, no, no. Uh-uh.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37619,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Come on, why not? I've never been in one before. I'm tired of being Mr. Perfect Role Model all the time.","text_w_direction":"Come on, why not? I've never been in one before. I'm tired of being Mr. Perfect Role Model all the time.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37620,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Darryl","text":"I'm telling you, don't do it. I've got nothing against strip clubs, but I do have something against them at noon on a Monday. The day shift at a strip club? You can't unsee that.","text_w_direction":"I'm telling you, don't do it. I've got nothing against strip clubs, but I do have something against them at noon on a Monday. The day shift at a strip club? You can't unsee that.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37621,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, we can't just go back, I mean, we came out to meet women.","text_w_direction":"Well, we can't just go back, I mean, we came out to meet women.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37622,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, there's a roller rink across the street! There's always chicks at the rink.","text_w_direction":"Hey, there's a roller rink across the street! There's always chicks at the rink.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37623,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Darryl","text":"What kind of chicks are you going to meet there?","text_w_direction":"What kind of chicks are you going to meet there?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37624,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"I don't know. Single moms at a skating party. Sweet sixteen, ten year reunion parties.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. Single moms at a skating party. Sweet sixteen, ten year reunion parties.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37625,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Chicks fall down, need help getting back up.","text_w_direction":"Chicks fall down, need help getting back up.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37626,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"Roller derby practice!","text_w_direction":"Roller derby practice!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37627,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Darryl","text":"We're going skating.","text_w_direction":"We're going skating.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37628,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"The goal of this meeting is to get everybody excited about their resolutions! Who's been good about their resolutions so far? Erin. Tell us about it.","text_w_direction":"The goal of this meeting is to get everybody excited about their resolutions! Who's been good about their resolutions so far? Erin. Tell us about it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37629,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Well, my goal was to learn a new word every single day. And I must say that it is going immensely.","text_w_direction":"Well, my goal was to learn a new word every single day. And I must say that it is going immensely.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37630,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Cool! Here's a little 'way to go' gift from Sabre.","text_w_direction":"Cool! Here's a little 'way to go' gift from Sabre. [tosses Erin a Frisbee]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37631,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Gabe","text":"Intercepted!","text_w_direction":"Intercepted!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37632,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Hey! Gabe.","text_w_direction":"Hey! Gabe.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37633,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Gabe","text":"Whoops.","text_w_direction":"Whoops.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37634,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Creed. I noticed you don't have a resolution on the board. What's yours?","text_w_direction":"Creed. I noticed you don't have a resolution on the board. What's yours?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37635,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Creed","text":"I want to do a cartwheel. But real casual-like. Not make a big deal about it. But I know everybody saw it. Just one stunning, gorgeous cartwheel.","text_w_direction":"I want to do a cartwheel. But real casual-like. Not make a big deal about it. But I know everybody saw it. Just one stunning, gorgeous cartwheel.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37636,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"How is it going?","text_w_direction":"How is it going?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37637,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Creed","text":"I'm having a little trouble motivating.","text_w_direction":"I'm having a little trouble motivating.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37638,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"One of the hardest parts about making resolutions is keeping them. In fact, most resolutions are abandoned by February.","text_w_direction":"One of the hardest parts about making resolutions is keeping them. In fact, most resolutions are abandoned by February.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37639,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"Or sooner.","text_w_direction":"Or sooner.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37640,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37641,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"That's not a joke.","text_w_direction":"That's not a joke.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37642,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"But that's okay. Because it's not about being perfect, it's about trying. In fact, why don't we go around and confess some of the ways that we've fudged on some of our resolutions?","text_w_direction":"But that's okay. Because it's not about being perfect, it's about trying. In fact, why don't we go around and confess some of the ways that we've fudged on some of our resolutions?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37643,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kevin","text":"Well, I said that I would eat more vegetables, and I haven't yet. But it's okay. I still have time, since last year, I ate none.","text_w_direction":"Well, I said that I would eat more vegetables, and I haven't yet. But it's okay. I still have time, since last year, I ate none.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37644,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, well, my confession is that today I had a sip of coffee. But that's fine.","text_w_direction":"Okay, well, my confession is that today I had a sip of coffee. But that's fine.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37645,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"Is it?","text_w_direction":"Is it?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37646,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Yes! Because with all of your support, by this time next year maybe I'll be down to one glass of iced tea a week.","text_w_direction":"Yes! Because with all of your support, by this time next year maybe I'll be down to one glass of iced tea a week.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37647,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"Next year? Come-I mean, what is the point? What is the point of that? I made a resolution to floss, and I did it. 12","text_w_direction":"Next year? Come-I mean, what is the point? What is the point of that? I made a resolution to floss, and I did it. 12","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37648,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kevin","text":"Well not all of us are Michael Freaking Scott.","text_w_direction":"Well not all of us are Michael Freaking Scott.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37649,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"What is wrong with you people? Can't you stick to anything? Erin, I want you to go to the kitchen and get me some vegetables. Creed, you say you want to do a cartwheel? Nothing's stopping you. Come on, old man, do a cartwheel!","text_w_direction":"What is wrong with you people? Can't you stick to anything? Erin, I want you to go to the kitchen and get me some vegetables. Creed, you say you want to do a cartwheel? Nothing's stopping you. Come on, old man, do a cartwheel!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37650,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Creed","text":"Well, I can't, I don't know how.","text_w_direction":"Well, I can't, I don't know how.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37651,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"You're just gonna somersault around for the rest of your life and you know what's going to be on your tombstone? Loser.","text_w_direction":"You're just gonna somersault around for the rest of your life and you know what's going to be on your tombstone? Loser.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37652,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Creed","text":"My tombstone's already made, thank you.","text_w_direction":"My tombstone's already made, thank you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37653,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"Just do a cartwheel!","text_w_direction":"Just do a cartwheel!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37654,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"This is all I could find.","text_w_direction":"This is all I could find.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37655,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"Eat it.","text_w_direction":"[holding broccoli in front of Kevin] Eat it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37656,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"You don't have to do that, Kevin.","text_w_direction":"You don't have to do that, Kevin.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37657,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kevin","text":"I don't know. I'm glad this is happening. Thank you, Michael.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. I'm glad this is happening. Thank you, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37658,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kelly","text":"Why are you eating stem first?","text_w_direction":"Why are you eating stem first?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37659,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kevin","text":"This is a new food for me, how else should I eat it?","text_w_direction":"This is a new food for me, how else should I eat it?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37660,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Ryan","text":"The other way.","text_w_direction":"The other way.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37661,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kevin","text":"Can I get some cheese whiz? Or hollandaise?","text_w_direction":"Can I get some cheese whiz? Or hollandaise?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37662,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"No. No cheese whiz, no hollandaise, no chocolate sauce, just eat it. Come on. Here comes the airplane, there you go. Open, open, into the hanger, there you go.","text_w_direction":"No. No cheese whiz, no hollandaise, no chocolate sauce, just eat it. Come on. Here comes the airplane, there you go. Open, open, into the hanger, there you go.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37663,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, Michael.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37664,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"Eat it. Put it in your mouth, and just eat it.","text_w_direction":"Eat it. Put it in your mouth, and just eat it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37665,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kevin","text":"God, I hate it.","text_w_direction":"God, I hate it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37666,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"I don't care whether you hate it! You said you'd do it!","text_w_direction":"I don't care whether you hate it! You said you'd do it!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37667,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Angela","text":"All right!","text_w_direction":"All right!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37668,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"Eat it!","text_w_direction":"Eat it!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37669,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kelly","text":"You're killing him, Michael!","text_w_direction":"You're killing him, Michael!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37670,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"All right, all right, shh!","text_w_direction":"All right, all right, shh!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37671,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kevin","text":"All right, I ate the fluffy part, can I be done?","text_w_direction":"All right, I ate the fluffy part, can I be done?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37672,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"Let me see if you swallowed it, open your mouth. Under your tongue. Oh, God! You guys are pathetic.","text_w_direction":"Let me see if you swallowed it, open your mouth. Under your tongue. [reveals hidden broccoli, spits it out] Oh, God! You guys are pathetic.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37673,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kevin","text":"Can I get some candy, or something?","text_w_direction":"Can I get some candy, or something?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37674,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"No! You can't have any candy!","text_w_direction":"No! You can't have any candy!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37675,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Oscar","text":"I'll get him water.","text_w_direction":"I'll get him water.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37676,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, Michael, just settle down.","text_w_direction":"Okay, Michael, just settle down.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37677,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"Holly Flax.","text_w_direction":"[imitating E.T.] Holly Flax.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37678,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Holly","text":"Yes, Michael?","text_w_direction":"Yes, Michael?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37679,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"Not Michael, E.T.","text_w_direction":"[imitating E.T.] Not Michael, E.T.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37680,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Holly","text":"What's up?","text_w_direction":"What's up?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37681,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I just want to talk about what happened in there.","text_w_direction":"Well, I just want to talk about what happened in there.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37682,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Holly","text":"Oh, no, Michael, I don't want to talk about it with you. I mean, I'm fine, I just... I don't want to talk about it.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, Michael, I don't want to talk about it with you. I mean, I'm fine, I just... I don't want to talk about it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37683,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"Holly, come on in. Thanks for coming. I thought there should be an HR rep here for this. So, Kevin and Creed, things got a little bit intense in the conference room.","text_w_direction":"Holly, come on in. Thanks for coming. I thought there should be an HR rep here for this. So, Kevin and Creed, things got a little bit intense in the conference room.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37684,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Creed","text":"You think?","text_w_direction":"You think?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37685,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"And I wanted to apologize. These resolutions should be about you, and I made it about me, and it was none of my beeswax.","text_w_direction":"And I wanted to apologize. These resolutions should be about you, and I made it about me, and it was none of my beeswax.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37686,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kevin","text":"You were super mean.","text_w_direction":"You were super mean.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37687,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"It was insensitive and I am sorry.","text_w_direction":"It was insensitive and I am sorry.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37688,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kevin","text":"It was traumatizing, Michael. I wouldn't be surprised if I never ate a vegetable again.","text_w_direction":"It was traumatizing, Michael. I wouldn't be surprised if I never ate a vegetable again.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37689,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"I really wanted you to follow through on your resolutions. The cartwheel, the veggies... I... care about you. Very much. And you loom so large in my heart that I crossed the line.","text_w_direction":"I really wanted you to follow through on your resolutions. The cartwheel, the veggies... I... care about you. Very much. And you loom so large in my heart that I crossed the line.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37690,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kevin","text":"Okay, Michael, no offense, but you need to get your own life.","text_w_direction":"Okay, Michael, no offense, but you need to get your own life.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37691,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"You're right. And I hope that we can still be friends.","text_w_direction":"You're right. And I hope that we can still be friends.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37692,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Creed","text":"I don't think I'm there yet, Boss.","text_w_direction":"I don't think I'm there yet, Boss.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37693,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kevin","text":"Well, I am.","text_w_direction":"Well, I am. [hugs Michael]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37694,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, oh! All right.","text_w_direction":"Okay, oh! All right.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37695,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kevin","text":"I'm going to help you.","text_w_direction":"I'm going to help you.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37696,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37697,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"DJ","text":"Hey, uh. It's just you. Anything you want to hear?","text_w_direction":"[at the skating rink]Hey, uh. It's just you. Anything you want to hear?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37698,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"Um... Dave Matthews Band. No hits! Deep tracks only.","text_w_direction":"Um... Dave Matthews Band. No hits! Deep tracks only.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37699,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"DJ","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay. [Ants Go Marching starts playing]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37700,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"I said no hits!","text_w_direction":"I said no hits!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37701,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Ryan","text":"I just feel blocked. Like I'm living, but I'm not...","text_w_direction":"I just feel blocked. Like I'm living, but I'm not...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37702,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kevin","text":"Hey, Ryan.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Ryan.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37703,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37704,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kevin","text":"How's your fart project coming?","text_w_direction":"How's your fart project coming?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37705,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Ryan","text":"That's real, real classy, Kevin. Hey, was it me or you that just shoved the butt end of a pound of broccoli into my mouth because Michael told me to?","text_w_direction":"That's real, real classy, Kevin. Hey, was it me or you that just shoved the butt end of a pound of broccoli into my mouth because Michael told me to?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37706,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kevin","text":"Me.","text_w_direction":"Me.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37707,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Kevin, don't! Come on!","text_w_direction":"Kevin, don't! Come on!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37708,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh, Pam, soda. Caffeine!","text_w_direction":"Oh, Pam, soda. Caffeine!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37709,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, just a little, I have a lot to deal with today.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, just a little, I have a lot to deal with today.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37710,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Meredith","text":"Well, if you don't have to do 'em...","text_w_direction":"[holding a pack of cigarettes] Well, if you don't have to do 'em...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37711,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kelly","text":"Meredith, what are you doing? I could be pregnant!","text_w_direction":"Meredith, what are you doing? I could be pregnant!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37712,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Ryan","text":"Okay, no.","text_w_direction":"Okay, no.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37713,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kelly","text":"My resolution was to get more attention.","text_w_direction":"My resolution was to get more attention.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37714,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Ryan","text":"No, she's lying.","text_w_direction":"No, she's lying.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37715,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kevin","text":"Hey, Ryan.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Ryan. [taps board, makes farting noise]","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37716,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"One, two, three. I did it! I did a cartwheel!","text_w_direction":"One, two, three. [does cartwheel] I did it! I did a cartwheel!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37717,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Creed","text":"you! you! God!","text_w_direction":"[bleep] you! [bleep] you! God!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37718,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, that's it.","text_w_direction":"Okay, that's it.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37719,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Lesson learned.","text_w_direction":"[throws resolution board away in dumpster] Lesson learned.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37720,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Darryl","text":"Sup?","text_w_direction":"Sup?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37721,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"Hey! Where did you go?","text_w_direction":"Hey! Where did you go?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37722,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Darryl","text":"To the arcade.","text_w_direction":"To the arcade.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37723,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, cool.","text_w_direction":"Oh, cool.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37724,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Darryl","text":"Why, did you meet someone?","text_w_direction":"Why, did you meet someone?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37725,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, I did actually. His name is Andy, and he roller skates like a Greek god and you know what? I kinda like hanging out with him.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I did actually. His name is Andy, and he roller skates like a Greek god and you know what? I kinda like hanging out with him.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37726,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Darryl","text":"Right on, son.","text_w_direction":"Right on, son.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37727,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Gentlemen.","text_w_direction":"Gentlemen.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37728,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"And where did you go?","text_w_direction":"And where did you go?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37729,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Strip club. I was looking at the strippers at the strip club.","text_w_direction":"Strip club. I was looking at the strippers at the strip club.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37730,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Darryl","text":"Right.","text_w_direction":"Right.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37731,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"DJ","text":"So, that's it, guys? If you want, I can put on the strobe.","text_w_direction":"So, that's it, guys? If you want, I can put on the strobe.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37732,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37733,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"You want to keep this?","text_w_direction":"You want to keep this?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37734,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37735,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Do you want to keep this?","text_w_direction":"Do you want to keep this?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37736,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"Yup.","text_w_direction":"Yup.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37737,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Do you want to keep this?","text_w_direction":"Do you want to keep this?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37738,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"You can toss them.","text_w_direction":"You can toss them.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37739,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"My resolution? I never want to make Holly cry again. Unless it's from laughing too hard. Or making love too beautifully.","text_w_direction":"My resolution? I never want to make Holly cry again. Unless it's from laughing too hard. Or making love too beautifully.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37740,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Holly","text":"We're gonna be just fine. You know how you say something over and over and the words start to sound weird? Going to be just fine... just fine... just fine... just fine...","text_w_direction":"We're gonna be just fine. You know how you say something over and over and the words start to sound weird? Going to be just fine... just fine... just fine... just fine...","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37741,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Holly","text":"I just think we need to cool things down for awhile. Yeah, a break. At least until I get back to Nashua. Yeah, I'm sure.","text_w_direction":"I just think we need to cool things down for awhile. Yeah, a break. At least until I get back to Nashua. Yeah, I'm sure.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37742,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"Look at where you're going to be doing the cartwheel. So look at where you're going to be placing your hands. So pick a spot.","text_w_direction":"Look at where you're going to be doing the cartwheel. So look at where you're going to be placing your hands. So pick a spot.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37743,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Creed","text":"Mmmhm.","text_w_direction":"Mmmhm.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37744,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"You ready to do this?","text_w_direction":"You ready to do this?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37745,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Creed","text":"Yes, sir.","text_w_direction":"Yes, sir.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37746,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"You know what? I'm going to stay here as long as it takes.","text_w_direction":"You know what? I'm going to stay here as long as it takes.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37747,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Creed","text":"I really appreciate it, Boss.","text_w_direction":"I really appreciate it, Boss.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37748,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"It's about you. It's about you. Go!","text_w_direction":"It's about you. It's about you. Go!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37749,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Creed","text":"I did it!","text_w_direction":"I did it!","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37750,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"You did?","text_w_direction":"You did?","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37751,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Creed","text":"The perfect cartwheel.","text_w_direction":"The perfect cartwheel.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37752,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37753,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Creed","text":"What a rush! That's all I had to do all year.","text_w_direction":"What a rush! That's all I had to do all year.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37754,"season":7,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Ultimatum","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Michael","text":"Congratulations. All right. Well, all right. See you tomorrow.","text_w_direction":"Congratulations. All right. Well, all right. See you tomorrow.","imdb_rating":8.3,"total_votes":1695,"air_date":"2011-01-20"}
{"index":37755,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"David Brent","text":"Oh, sorry, mate.","text_w_direction":"Oh, sorry, mate.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37756,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, sorry, mate. Excuse me. Mate.","text_w_direction":"[English accent] Oh, sorry, mate. Excuse me. Mate.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37757,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"David","text":"What you doing?","text_w_direction":"[laughing] What you doing?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37758,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Michael","text":"English?","text_w_direction":"English?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37759,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"David","text":"You picked on the wrong person, I can tell you that.","text_w_direction":"You picked on the wrong person, I can tell you that.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37760,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Michael","text":"Oh no no, I'm not picking on you at all. You're English, correct?","text_w_direction":"Oh no no, I'm not picking on you at all. You're English, correct?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37761,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"David","text":"Yeah big time, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah big time, yeah.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37762,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Michael","text":"I'm working on an English character. Would you mind gi... It's called Reginald Pooftah.","text_w_direction":"I'm working on an English character. Would you mind gi... It's called Reginald Pooftah.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37763,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"David","text":"Ooh! David Brent, my liege. How are you?","text_w_direction":"Ooh! David Brent, my liege. How are you?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37764,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Michael","text":"Michael Scott.","text_w_direction":"Michael Scott.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37765,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"David","text":"Oh, there you go. I do characters as well. I got a Chinese fella. He's called Ho Li. That's what it sounds like.","text_w_direction":"Oh, there you go. I do characters as well. I got a Chinese fella. He's called Ho Li [bleep]. That's what it sounds like.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37766,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[laughing]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37767,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"David","text":"Herrow! Herrow!","text_w_direction":"Herrow! Herrow!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37768,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Michael","text":"I do Ping. Herrow. I Ping!","text_w_direction":"I do Ping. Herrow. I Ping!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37769,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"David","text":"You can't do that these days. You can't.","text_w_direction":"You can't do that these days. You can't.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37770,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no. And people don't understand that is has nothing to do with making fun of a different nationality.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no. And people don't understand that is has nothing to do with making fun of a different nationality.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37771,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"David","text":"No, no. No, comedy is a place where the mind goes to tickle itself. That's what she said.. Ohh.","text_w_direction":"No, no. No, comedy is a place where the mind goes to tickle itself. That's what she said. [laughs]. [hugs Michaels] Ohh.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37772,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Michael","text":"That's good. Pleasure to meet you.","text_w_direction":"That's good. Pleasure to meet you.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37773,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"David","text":"Where are you working?","text_w_direction":"Where are you working?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37774,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Michael","text":"Dunder Mifflin.","text_w_direction":"Dunder Mifflin.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37775,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"David","text":"Any jobs now?","text_w_direction":"Any jobs now?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37776,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Michael","text":"No, not right now.","text_w_direction":"No, not right now.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37777,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"David","text":"Just let me know.","text_w_direction":"Just let me know.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37778,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Michael","text":"All right. See you around.","text_w_direction":"All right. See you around.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37779,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"David","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37780,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Michael","text":"Bye-bye. What a nice guy.","text_w_direction":"Bye-bye. What a nice guy.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37781,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"Your first student is here, Mister Bernard.","text_w_direction":"Your first student is here, Mister Bernard.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37782,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"That's actually \"Master of Ceremonies\" Bernard.","text_w_direction":"That's actually \"Master of Ceremonies\" Bernard.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37783,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Last year, I went to a seminar called \"The Ten Secrets of Real Estate\". Turns out it was just a ploy to sell me time-shares in Idaho. Cut to, you know, spending a weekend in Boise, terrible time, super lonely. But I get to thinking maybe I should put on my own seminar to lure clients.","text_w_direction":"Last year, I went to a seminar called \"The Ten Secrets of Real Estate\". Turns out it was just a ploy to sell me time-shares in Idaho. Cut to, you know, spending a weekend in Boise, terrible time, super lonely. But I get to thinking maybe I should put on my own seminar to lure clients.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37784,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"Oh it's...","text_w_direction":"Oh it's... [points to conference room]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37785,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Michael","text":"Hello, I am here for the small business seminar.","text_w_direction":"[enters] [in a gruff voice] Hello, I am here for the small business seminar.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37786,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"Michael?","text_w_direction":"Michael?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37787,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Michael","text":"Nein! I'm greek! My name is Mikanos.","text_w_direction":"Nein! I'm greek! My name is Mikanos.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37788,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"Ooh. Wait, Michael?","text_w_direction":"Ooh. Wait, Michael?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37789,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37790,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Michael","text":"I am the plant. Every great seminar has one. My job is to make the speaker look good, and I do this through the techniques of leading questions and laughing at all jokes. And the character \"Mikanos\", is just a little added flava. \"Mikanos\" is loosely based on another character I do, \"Spiros\", who is more about the ladies.","text_w_direction":"I am the plant. Every great seminar has one. My job is to make the speaker look good, and I do this through the techniques of leading questions and laughing at all jokes. And the character \"Mikanos\", is just a little added flava. \"Mikanos\" is loosely based on another character I do, \"Spiros\", who is more about the ladies.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37791,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Thank you so much Tuna Turner. You are simply the best.","text_w_direction":"Thank you so much Tuna Turner. You are simply the best.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37792,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Listen, this isn't a favor, all right? This is a good idea. We all win.","text_w_direction":"Listen, this isn't a favor, all right? This is a good idea. We all win.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37793,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Go higher. I get super flexible when I'm nervous.","text_w_direction":"Go higher. I get super flexible when I'm nervous.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37794,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Wow. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Hey, Andy, I'm really, really sorry to do this to you, but I have a meeting today that I totally forgot, so I can't be apart of this seminar.","text_w_direction":"Wow. [sees guy at Erin's desk] Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Hey, Andy, I'm really, really sorry to do this to you, but I have a meeting today that I totally forgot, so I can't be apart of this seminar.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37795,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"No. What? You can't do that. You are a critical part of this seminar. You're the charming warm-up guy,","text_w_direction":"No. What? You can't do that. You are a critical part of this seminar. You're the charming warm-up guy,","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37796,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37797,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"If the seminar was a meal, you'd be the amuse-bouche. You like, signal the flavors of the whole night.","text_w_direction":"If the seminar was a meal, you'd be the amuse-bouche. You like, signal the flavors of the whole night.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37798,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"I'm really sorry. I can't do it.","text_w_direction":"I'm really sorry. I can't do it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37799,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"You can't. You can't.","text_w_direction":"You can't. You can't.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37800,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"I can't have this go badly. I'm a terrible salesman, and I haven't been making very many sales lately, or ever. This is my only idea on how to turn things around. If it goes badly, I might lose my job, which would suck because this is the only job I've ever been good at.","text_w_direction":"I can't have this go badly. I'm a terrible salesman, and I haven't been making very many sales lately, or ever. This is my only idea on how to turn things around. If it goes badly, I might lose my job, which would suck because this is the only job I've ever been good at.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37801,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Will you let me know when this whole seminar thing's over?","text_w_direction":"Will you let me know when this whole seminar thing's over?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37802,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"What's going on? Do you know that guy?","text_w_direction":"What's going on? Do you know that guy?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37803,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"I just have a meeting, uh, outside the office.","text_w_direction":"I just have a meeting, uh, outside the office.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37804,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37805,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37806,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"How are the marks?","text_w_direction":"[to Erin] How are the marks?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37807,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"What are some of your small business ideas?","text_w_direction":"What are some of your small business ideas?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37808,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Older guy","text":"I was thinking we could buy up of abandoned mine shafts.","text_w_direction":"I was thinking we could buy up of abandoned mine shafts.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37809,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Phyllis, Stanley, Dwight","text":"Oooh!","text_w_direction":"Oooh!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37810,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"That's great. There's a big, big future in that.","text_w_direction":"That's great. There's a big, big future in that.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37811,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Phyllis","text":"A lot of mines in Scranton.","text_w_direction":"A lot of mines in Scranton.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37812,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Um, what about you?","text_w_direction":"Um, what about you?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37813,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Younger Guy","text":"Uh, credit cards.","text_w_direction":"Uh, credit cards.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37814,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh-huh.","text_w_direction":"Uh-huh.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37815,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Younger Guy","text":"My company would act as an intermedium, for like, point two cents off every transaction.","text_w_direction":"My company would act as an intermedium, for like, point two cents off every transaction.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37816,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Wow!","text_w_direction":"Wow!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37817,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Younger Guy","text":"Something with cell phones. It's like, every time you make a phone call I'd make point two cents. Or anything like any on-line shopping I would get point two cents.","text_w_direction":"Something with cell phones. It's like, every time you make a phone call I'd make point two cents. Or anything like any on-line shopping I would get point two cents.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37818,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Right. Okay? Great.","text_w_direction":"Right. Okay? Great.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37819,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Stanley","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37820,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"You promised us whales. These are worms.","text_w_direction":"You promised us whales. These are worms.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37821,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"They're not worms, Dwight, okay? They're just people with tiny businesses. They're baby whales which is even cuter.","text_w_direction":"They're not worms, Dwight, okay? They're just people with tiny businesses. They're baby whales which is even cuter.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37822,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Stanley","text":"I'm out.","text_w_direction":"I'm out.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37823,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Stanley, you're suppose to close.","text_w_direction":"Stanley, you're suppose to close.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37824,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Phyllis","text":"I'm out too.","text_w_direction":"I'm out too.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37825,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"What? I already lost Jim. Salesmen are suppose to help each other out. We're suppose to be a team.","text_w_direction":"What? I already lost Jim. Salesmen are suppose to help each other out. We're suppose to be a team.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37826,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"We're no more a team than the people staying in the same hotel are a team.","text_w_direction":"We're no more a team than the people staying in the same hotel are a team.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37827,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Michael","text":"You know what might be kind of fun? I was thinking , you know Andy is having a seminar today? What if we went in as a greek couple? Mikanos and...","text_w_direction":"You know what might be kind of fun? I was thinking , you know Andy is having a seminar today? What if we went in as a greek couple? Mikanos and...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37828,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Holly","text":"Oh, I don't know, Michael. I'm not feeling up to that.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I don't know, Michael. I'm not feeling up to that.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37829,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37830,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Michael","text":"Holly broke up with A.J last week, which is the greatest thing that has ever happened... to me. To Holly, it's been the worst week of her life, and I know for a fact that there was a week for her in high school when she got mono and her first period ever. Too much information? That's what I thought. But, you know what? Here I am using it.","text_w_direction":"Holly broke up with A.J last week, which is the greatest thing that has ever happened... to me. To Holly, it's been the worst week of her life, and I know for a fact that there was a week for her in high school when she got mono and her first period ever. Too much information? That's what I thought. But, you know what? Here I am using it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37831,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Michael","text":"If-a you change-a you mind, why don't you talk to Mikanos?","text_w_direction":"[as Mikanos] If-a you change-a you mind, why don't you talk to Mikanos?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37832,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Holly","text":"Is Mikanos greek? He sounds Italian.","text_w_direction":"Is Mikanos greek? He sounds Italian.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37833,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Michael","text":"Ugh. You're the fifth person to tell me that today.","text_w_direction":"Ugh. You're the fifth person to tell me that today.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37834,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Holly","text":"Maybe Mikanos ran away to join the Italian circus.","text_w_direction":"Maybe Mikanos ran away to join the Italian circus.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37835,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, yeah, like a character history. Good. Tom Hanks does that.","text_w_direction":"Okay, yeah, like a character history. Good. Tom Hanks does that.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37836,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"Down... there. Is \"jlp\" a word?","text_w_direction":"[muttering] Down... there. [to Pam] Is \"jlp\" a word?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37837,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"\"Jelp?\" J-e-l-p?","text_w_direction":"\"Jelp?\" J-e-l-p?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37838,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"No, j-l-p. Like, \"I jlp... I jlp you!\"","text_w_direction":"No, j-l-p. Like, \"I jlp... I jlp you!\"","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37839,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"I don't think that's a word.","text_w_direction":"I don't think that's a word.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37840,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"I'm playing Scrabble with Gabe, and I've never won a game.","text_w_direction":"I'm playing Scrabble with Gabe, and I've never won a game.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37841,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"The winner gets to pick the movie we watch. I have won no games. So far I've seen \"The Shining\", \"Rosemary's Baby\", \"The Ring\". Not really my thing. Although, I... I do like the early parts of the movies where they have a perfect family and everything.","text_w_direction":"The winner gets to pick the movie we watch. I have won no games. So far I've seen \"The Shining\", \"Rosemary's Baby\", \"The Ring\". Not really my thing. Although, I... I do like the early parts of the movies where they have a perfect family and everything.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37842,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"You want some help?","text_w_direction":"You want some help?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37843,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37844,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37845,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37846,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"K-a. \"Ka\"? What does \"ka\" mean?","text_w_direction":"K-a. \"Ka\"? What does \"ka\" mean?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37847,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar","text":"It means you're playing someone who's going to destroy you. Why did you play \"moo\"?","text_w_direction":"It means you're playing someone who's going to destroy you. Why did you play \"moo\"?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37848,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"Because I'm playing to win. I'm playing \"moo\", I'm playing \"milk\". Whatever it takes.","text_w_direction":"Because I'm playing to win. I'm playing \"moo\", I'm playing \"milk\". Whatever it takes.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37849,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar","text":"Okay, but look, you could have hit \"mood\". Would have played a...","text_w_direction":"Okay, but look, you could have hit \"mood\". Would have played a...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37850,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"Uh...","text_w_direction":"Uh...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37851,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar","text":"A triple word.","text_w_direction":"A triple word.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37852,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"Like the cow mood yesterday. God.","text_w_direction":"Like the cow mood yesterday. God.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37853,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar","text":"Or moon.","text_w_direction":"Or moon.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37854,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"The cow jumped over the moon.","text_w_direction":"The cow jumped over the moon.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37855,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar","text":"She's stuck on that one thing.","text_w_direction":"She's stuck on that one thing.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37856,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"No, it doesn't have to just be cow stuff, right?","text_w_direction":"No, it doesn't have to just be cow stuff, right?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37857,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Kevin, Jim dropped out of my seminar, and I'm just... I was wondering if you could replace him as my charming warm up guy.","text_w_direction":"Kevin, Jim dropped out of my seminar, and I'm just... I was wondering if you could replace him as my charming warm up guy.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37858,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kevin","text":"Andy, I'm no Jim. The only way that I'm Jim is in the movie version when Jim sees what his future would be like if he never met Pam.","text_w_direction":"Andy, I'm no Jim. The only way that I'm Jim is in the movie version when Jim sees what his future would be like if he never met Pam.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37859,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, that's crazy talk. I think you're great.","text_w_direction":"Hey, that's crazy talk. I think you're great.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37860,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kevin","text":"Then I won't let you down.","text_w_direction":"Then I won't let you down.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37861,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kelly","text":"Cake.","text_w_direction":"Cake.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37862,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Ryan","text":"In you go.","text_w_direction":"In you go.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37863,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Hi, Ryan, you went to business school, right?","text_w_direction":"Hi, Ryan, you went to business school, right?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37864,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Ryan","text":"Yup.","text_w_direction":"Yup.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37865,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"I need somebody to talk to this seminar about business.","text_w_direction":"I need somebody to talk to this seminar about business.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37866,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Ryan","text":"And?","text_w_direction":"And?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37867,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Can you do it?","text_w_direction":"Can you do it?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37868,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Ryan","text":"Okay. I don't... I don't like committing to things just like that.","text_w_direction":"Okay. I don't... I don't like committing to things just like that.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37869,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"So no?","text_w_direction":"So no?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37870,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Ryan","text":"No, I don't like committing to not doing things, either. That's just as big a commitment.","text_w_direction":"No, I don't like committing to not doing things, either. That's just as big a commitment.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37871,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh, baby.","text_w_direction":"Oh, baby.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37872,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"What do I put you down for, bro hombre?","text_w_direction":"What do I put you down for, bro hombre?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37873,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Ryan","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37874,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"All right!","text_w_direction":"All right!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37875,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Ryan","text":"Yes, I'll do it.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I'll do it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37876,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Okay, than you so much. It's going to be so awesome.","text_w_direction":"Okay, than you so much. It's going to be so awesome.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37877,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Ryan","text":"And if I flake, I flake.","text_w_direction":"And if I flake, I flake.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37878,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37879,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Kevin, you open it up.","text_w_direction":"Kevin, you open it up.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37880,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kevin","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37881,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Ryan, you come in with your small biz expertise, right? And then Creed","text_w_direction":"Ryan, you come in with your small biz expertise, right? And then Creed[/b]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37882,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kevin","text":"Go.","text_w_direction":"Go.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37883,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Creed","text":"Creed! Ha!","text_w_direction":"Creed! Ha!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37884,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Welcome everybody. Awesome to see you guys. My name is Andy Bernard but you can call me The Nard Dog.","text_w_direction":"Welcome everybody. Awesome to see you guys. My name is Andy Bernard but you can call me The Nard Dog.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37885,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Older Woman","text":"Hi Nard Dog. I'm Lu Peachem.","text_w_direction":"Hi Nard Dog. I'm Lu Peachem.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37886,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Let's get things started, shall we? You guys ready to hear from the Dunder Mifflin business experts? Good. Well, as you can see on your program... first up is a speech called, \"Don't Just Dream it, do it.\" Yes! Please give a big hand to Mr. Kevin Malone.","text_w_direction":"Let's get things started, shall we? You guys ready to hear from the Dunder Mifflin business experts? Good. Well, as you can see on your program... first up is a speech called, \"Don't Just Dream it, do it.\" Yes! Please give a big hand to Mr. Kevin Malone. [plays Ozzy Osboure's Crazy Train]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37887,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kevin","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"[running laps around the conference room] Yes!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37888,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kevin","text":"There are some people who have charm and some people who don't. Guess which type I am. Charm type.","text_w_direction":"There are some people who have charm and some people who don't. Guess which type I am. Charm type.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37889,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kevin","text":"Dream... big. Right? So what I want you to do is dream the biggest that you c... an. And then double it!.","text_w_direction":"[out of breath] Dream... big. Right? So what I want you to do is dream the biggest that you c... an. [coughing] And then double it! [coughing].","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37890,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Are you okay?","text_w_direction":"Are you okay?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37891,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kevin","text":"No. Yes!","text_w_direction":"No. Yes!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37892,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Here...","text_w_direction":"Here...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37893,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kevin","text":"No. I'm fine. Okay, from here now. The first lesson that I'm gonna teach you, right, is about finding success. And the key to finding success is to picture a winner.. Okay, so then, what are you picturing right now, right this second? 'Cause the universe is yours, people. Get out of the way!","text_w_direction":"No. I'm fine. Okay, from here now. The first lesson that I'm gonna teach you, right, is about finding success. And the key to finding success is to picture a winner. [coughing] [vomiting]. Okay, so then, what are you picturing right now, right this second? 'Cause the universe is yours, people. Get out of the way! [runs out of room]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37894,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"I'm really excited to introduce you guys to Ryan Howard. He has achieved a great deal in the last...","text_w_direction":"I'm really excited to introduce you guys to Ryan Howard. He has achieved a great deal in the last...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37895,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kelly","text":"But perhaps no achievement is greater than his on-again, off-again girlfriend.","text_w_direction":"But perhaps no achievement is greater than his on-again, off-again girlfriend.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37896,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"What are you...","text_w_direction":"What are you...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37897,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kelly","text":"Who am I? I'm Kelly Kapoor, the business bitch.","text_w_direction":"Who am I? I'm Kelly Kapoor, the business bitch.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37898,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kelly","text":"It is important to brand yourself, so I have a couple of things in works. \"The Business Bitch\", \"The Diet Bitch\", \"The Shopping Bitch\", \"The Etiquette Bitch.\"","text_w_direction":"It is important to brand yourself, so I have a couple of things in works. \"The Business Bitch\", \"The Diet Bitch\", \"The Shopping Bitch\", \"The Etiquette Bitch.\"","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37899,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kelly","text":"I could sit here, and I could tell you the ten secrets of business, and you would have a great time, and you would learn a lot. But who better to tell you than the Yale University adjunct professor in management, Professor Scott Powell, who I have on my Blackberry. It's ringing.","text_w_direction":"I could sit here, and I could tell you the ten secrets of business, and you would have a great time, and you would learn a lot. But who better to tell you than the Yale University adjunct professor in management, Professor Scott Powell, who I have on my Blackberry. It's ringing.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37900,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Professor Powell","text":"Hey, Kelly Kapoor. What a delicious surprise.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Kelly Kapoor. What a delicious surprise.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37901,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kelly","text":"Profess Powell, you are on speakerphone.","text_w_direction":"Profess Powell, you are on speakerphone.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37902,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Professor Powell","text":"Uh, why?","text_w_direction":"Uh, why?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37903,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kelly","text":"Do you think you could tell us the ten secrets of business?","text_w_direction":"Do you think you could tell us the ten secrets of business?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37904,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Professor Powell","text":"Um, there aren't really ten secrets.","text_w_direction":"Um, there aren't really ten secrets.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37905,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kelly","text":"Come on Scott, please? It's me.","text_w_direction":"Come on Scott, please? It's me.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37906,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Professor Powell","text":"Um, all right. Well, um, I guess know your market would be key. Practice fiscal discipline.","text_w_direction":"Um, all right. Well, um, I guess know your market would be key. Practice fiscal discipline.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37907,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kelly","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37908,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"That brilliant little bitch.","text_w_direction":"That brilliant little bitch.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37909,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar","text":"A little treat for our old friend Gabe. Put that \"q\" right there.","text_w_direction":"A little treat for our old friend Gabe. Put that \"q\" right there.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37910,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"Wait. Why?","text_w_direction":"Wait. Why?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37911,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar","text":"Put the \"q\" there, sweetie.","text_w_direction":"Put the \"q\" there, sweetie.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37912,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"I think there's better...","text_w_direction":"I think there's better...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37913,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar","text":"Put the \"q\" there! Sorry I yelled.","text_w_direction":"Put the \"q\" there! [phone rings] Sorry I yelled.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37914,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"You could have just told us what you were thinking.","text_w_direction":"You could have just told us what you were thinking.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37915,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar","text":"There's no theater in that.","text_w_direction":"There's no theater in that.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37916,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"There's no yelling in that, either.","text_w_direction":"There's no yelling in that, either.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37917,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar","text":"Well...","text_w_direction":"Well...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37918,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Holly","text":"What do you do in your free time?","text_w_direction":"What do you do in your free time?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37919,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Michael","text":"Practice Olympics.","text_w_direction":"[as Mikanos] Practice Olympics.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37920,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Holly","text":"Mmm. Do you like movies?","text_w_direction":"Mmm. Do you like movies?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37921,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Michael","text":"I like the musical \"Grease\", or as we call it, \"home\".","text_w_direction":"[as Mikanos] I like the musical \"Grease\", or as we call it, \"home\".","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37922,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Holly","text":"We have to try this out on somebody.","text_w_direction":"We have to try this out on somebody.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37923,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Michael","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"[as Mikanos] Hello.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37924,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Hank","text":"Look, you want to order something?","text_w_direction":"Look, you want to order something?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37925,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Michael","text":"She will have a greekaccino.","text_w_direction":"She will have a greekaccino.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37926,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Hank","text":"I don't know what that is.","text_w_direction":"I don't know what that is.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37927,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Michael","text":"It...","text_w_direction":"It...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37928,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Holly","text":"It's a very strong coffee with milk from a goat.","text_w_direction":"[with accent] It's a very strong coffee with milk from a goat.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37929,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Michael","text":"I can't believe-ee. It's a miracle. She can talk!","text_w_direction":"[laughs] I can't believe-ee. It's a miracle. She can talk!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37930,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Holly","text":"No more brain damage.","text_w_direction":"No more brain damage.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37931,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Michael","text":"No more brain damage!","text_w_direction":"No more brain damage!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37932,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Holly","text":"Ahh!","text_w_direction":"Ahh!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37933,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Holly","text":"I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37934,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Ladies and gentlemen, our special guest speaker will provoke you. He will inspire you. He is... Creed Bratton.","text_w_direction":"Ladies and gentlemen, our special guest speaker will provoke you. He will inspire you. He is... Creed Bratton. [applause]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37935,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Creed","text":"Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples. A butt, two kneecaps, a pen1s. I have just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland. So I have one question","text_w_direction":"Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples. A butt, two kneecaps, a pen1s. I have just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland. So I have one question[/b]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37936,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Okay. All right, ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for the rarest of things, an actual free lunch. There are sandwiches in the back. Certainly help yourselves. We'll meet back up in an hour.","text_w_direction":"[clapping] Okay. All right, ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for the rarest of things, an actual free lunch. There are sandwiches in the back. Certainly help yourselves. We'll meet back up in an hour.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37937,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Gabe","text":"I picked out our movie. It's called \"Suspiria\". It pushes all the boundaries. All your preconceived notions about what horror can be come crashing down.","text_w_direction":"I picked out our movie. It's called \"Suspiria\". It pushes all the boundaries. All your preconceived notions about what horror can be come crashing down.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37938,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"When I win...","text_w_direction":"When I win...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37939,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Gabe","text":"Ooh.","text_w_direction":"Ooh.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37940,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"We're gonna watch \"Wall-e\", where all the boundaries of color are pushed.","text_w_direction":"We're gonna watch \"Wall-e\", where all the boundaries of color are pushed.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37941,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Gabe","text":"It is hard to explain why Erin is doing so well today. The only thing I can think is Erin is living out some \"Slumdog Millionaire\" scenario, where every word she's playing has a connection to her orphan past. It's possible.","text_w_direction":"It is hard to explain why Erin is doing so well today. The only thing I can think is Erin is living out some \"Slumdog Millionaire\" scenario, where every word she's playing has a connection to her orphan past. It's possible.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37942,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"So what's your crazy business pipe dream?","text_w_direction":"So what's your crazy business pipe dream?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37943,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Guy","text":"Well, I started my own golf supply company.","text_w_direction":"Well, I started my own golf supply company.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37944,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"[unimpressed] Really?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37945,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Guy","text":"It's taken off faster than I expected, so I came here to learn about creating manageable growth.","text_w_direction":"It's taken off faster than I expected, so I came here to learn about creating manageable growth.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37946,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Phyllis?","text_w_direction":"[quietly] Phyllis?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37947,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Phyllis","text":"Hmm?","text_w_direction":"Hmm?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37948,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Some of these people are for real.","text_w_direction":"Some of these people are for real.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37949,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, friend. How's it going? Oh, you know what? Let me steep that for you.","text_w_direction":"Hey, friend. How's it going? Oh, you know what? Let me steep that for you.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37950,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37951,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, you know what? Good news. We're back in. Let's go sell some paper, Buddy. Huh?","text_w_direction":"Hey, you know what? Good news. We're back in. Let's go sell some paper, Buddy. Huh?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37952,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37953,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Darryl","text":"Ahem!","text_w_direction":"Ahem!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37954,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Excuse me.","text_w_direction":"Excuse me.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37955,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"I got it. I got it.","text_w_direction":"I got it. I got it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37956,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, do you need a lozenge?","text_w_direction":"[turning towards Darryl] Hey, do you need a lozenge?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37957,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Darryl","text":"They're a bunch of jackals.","text_w_direction":"[whispering] They're a bunch of jackals.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37958,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37959,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Darryl","text":"They left you in the lurch, and if they want to jump in, it means you're almost there. You did this. Bring it home.","text_w_direction":"They left you in the lurch, and if they want to jump in, it means you're almost there. You did this. Bring it home.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37960,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"","text_w_direction":"[to Dwight, Stanley, and Phyllis][/b]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37961,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Hi. Hope you enjoyed your lunch. Welcome back. Ooh. Well, hello. Welcome to the seminar. Hey, man. What's goin' on?","text_w_direction":"Hi. Hope you enjoyed your lunch. Welcome back. [to Michael and Holly] Ooh. Well, hello. Welcome to the seminar. Hey, man. What's goin' on?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37962,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"You're gonna blow it.","text_w_direction":"[whispering] You're gonna blow it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37963,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Maybe. Only maybe.","text_w_direction":"Maybe. Only maybe.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37964,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar","text":"We got it! Wow! We got it!","text_w_direction":"We got it! Wow! We got it!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37965,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"Oscar, wait. I think the victory would be more meaningful if Erin puts the last word in herself.","text_w_direction":"Oscar, wait. I think the victory would be more meaningful if Erin puts the last word in herself.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37966,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar","text":"Yes, Pam. Yes, most definitely. Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes, Pam. Yes, most definitely. Yes.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37967,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37968,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar","text":"Ah. No!. Although I must say, I will have \"apoplexy\" if you lose. Do you understand? \"Apoplexy\" is what I will have.","text_w_direction":"[pulls phone back] Ah. No! [laughing] [hands phone back]. Although I must say, I will have \"apoplexy\" if you lose. Do you understand? \"Apoplexy\" is what I will have.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37969,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"Apoplexy.","text_w_direction":"Apoplexy.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37970,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37971,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"Got it. Oh, Oscar. Oscar?","text_w_direction":"Got it. [plays word] Oh, Oscar. Oscar?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37972,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"I played \"ape.\"","text_w_direction":"I played \"ape.\"","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37973,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"I just want to make a point to that last caller. I disagree. I don't think it is the running game at all. I think we do have to make a few moves in this off-season.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] I just want to make a point to that last caller. I disagree. I don't think it is the running game at all. I think we do have to make a few moves in this off-season.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37974,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Wow! What a day, right? Guess you guys are probably ready to go. And you got my business card, so...","text_w_direction":"Wow! What a day, right? Guess you guys are probably ready to go. And you got my business card, so...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37975,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Michael","text":"Dah, dah, dah, dah, dah. You know, I like you. I'm going to give you my secret gyro recipe. Come out here since it's a secret, and I'll tell you. All, you have to close right now.","text_w_direction":"[as Mikanos] Dah, dah, dah, dah, dah. You know, I like you. I'm going to give you my secret gyro recipe. Come out here since it's a secret, and I'll tell you. [exits conference room] [normal voice] All, you have to close right now.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37976,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, I mean, I'm getting to it.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I mean, I'm getting to it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37977,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Michael","text":"No, you're not. You're getting past it. You have to close. You can do it.","text_w_direction":"No, you're not. You're getting past it. You have to close. You can do it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37978,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, yeah.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37979,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Michael","text":"Andy, what's the problem?","text_w_direction":"Andy, what's the problem?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37980,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"This is hard for me. I'm a nice guy.","text_w_direction":"This is hard for me. I'm a nice guy.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37981,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Michael","text":"You, Kelly and Creed, Kevin, they believe in you. Don't let them down. Don't let yourself down, Andy. I'm gonna go back in. I'm going to stall them for a little bit. I want you to get your head together, and then come back in. I want you to close. What is taking that guy so long?","text_w_direction":"You, Kelly and Creed, Kevin, they believe in you. Don't let them down. Don't let yourself down, Andy. I'm gonna go back in. I'm going to stall them for a little bit. I want you to get your head together, and then come back in. I want you to close. [entering conference room] [as Mikanos] What is taking that guy so long?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37982,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Psst. You think this thing's gonna go much longer?","text_w_direction":"Psst. You think this thing's gonna go much longer?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37983,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"I don't know. They're still in there.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. They're still in there.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37984,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Ohh! Good-bye.","text_w_direction":"Ohh! Good-bye.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37985,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"Stop. Out with it.","text_w_direction":"Stop. Out with it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37986,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"Here's the story. That guy in there is Jim's childhood friend, Tom.","text_w_direction":"Here's the story. That guy in there is Jim's childhood friend, Tom.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37987,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Tom Witochkin. One of my best buddies, actually.","text_w_direction":"Tom Witochkin. One of my best buddies, actually.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37988,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"And when they were both in the third grade, Jim was placed in the top reading group.","text_w_direction":"And when they were both in the third grade, Jim was placed in the top reading group.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37989,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"I was blue group, so it was second from the top.","text_w_direction":"I was blue group, so it was second from the top.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37990,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"And Tom...","text_w_direction":"And Tom...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37991,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Was in the green group.","text_w_direction":"Was in the green group.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37992,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"And Jim's mom suggested that Jim spend time hanging with the kids in his reading group, because she though that would be a good influence.","text_w_direction":"And Jim's mom suggested that Jim spend time hanging with the kids in his reading group, because she though that would be a good influence.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37993,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"And that's what I told him.","text_w_direction":"And that's what I told him.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37994,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"Right. But how'd you say it?","text_w_direction":"Right. But how'd you say it?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37995,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"\"My mom thinks you're too dumb to hang out with.\"","text_w_direction":"\"My mom thinks you're too dumb to hang out with.\"","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37996,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Okay, who would like to purchase this small business package from me right now? Yes, we got one. Okay, the snowball is rolling. Who else? You can put it off for a couple of days, but I guarantee you, eventually you're gonna realize you need this. So the only thing that's gonna be different is you'll be a couple of days behind where you would be if you bought this from me right now. So who's gonna buy one right now?","text_w_direction":"Okay, who would like to purchase this small business package from me right now? Yes, we got one. Okay, the snowball is rolling. Who else? You can put it off for a couple of days, but I guarantee you, eventually you're gonna realize you need this. So the only thing that's gonna be different is you'll be a couple of days behind where you would be if you bought this from me right now. So who's gonna buy one right now?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37997,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Older Woman","text":"I'll take one.","text_w_direction":"I'll take one.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37998,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Yes! Awesome! All right, anyone else? Sold! Anybody else? Yes! All right!","text_w_direction":"Yes! Awesome! All right, anyone else? [younger guy raises hand] Sold! Anybody else? [older guy raises hand] Yes! All right!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":37999,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kelly","text":"Yeah bitch.","text_w_direction":"Yeah bitch.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":38000,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Good choice. The rest of you are dead to me. You made the stupidest decision of your life.","text_w_direction":"Good choice. The rest of you are dead to me. You made the stupidest decision of your life.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":38001,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no.","text_w_direction":"[quietly] No, no, no.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":38002,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"But it was a pleasure meeting you, and you've got my information, so feel free to call anytime.","text_w_direction":"But it was a pleasure meeting you, and you've got my information, so feel free to call anytime.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":38003,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kelly","text":"Whoo!","text_w_direction":"Whoo!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":38004,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Tom","text":"Hey, you think it's cool if I grab a soda?","text_w_direction":"Hey, you think it's cool if I grab a soda?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":38005,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, woah. Yep, absolutely, go ahead.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, woah. [deeper voice] Yep, absolutely, go ahead.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":38006,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Tom","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":38007,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":38008,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Tom","text":"How's it goin'?","text_w_direction":"How's it goin'?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":38009,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Pretty good.","text_w_direction":"Pretty good.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":38010,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Tom","text":"It's been a while.","text_w_direction":"It's been a while.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":38011,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"It has been, yeah.","text_w_direction":"It has been, yeah.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":38012,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Tom","text":"So you work here, huh?","text_w_direction":"So you work here, huh?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":38013,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Sales.","text_w_direction":"Sales.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":38014,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Tom","text":"Must be a front for some kind of famous laboratory.","text_w_direction":"Must be a front for some kind of famous laboratory. [laughs]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":38015,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"","text_w_direction":"[laughs]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":38016,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Tom","text":"'Cause you're so smart.","text_w_direction":"'Cause you're so smart.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":38017,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, man. You remember that, huh?","text_w_direction":"Oh, man. You remember that, huh?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":38018,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Tom","text":"Oh, barely. I'm so dumb, you know, stuff goes in, stuff goes out. Not like you probably remember every paper sale you ever made. Paper salesman genius.","text_w_direction":"Oh, barely. I'm so dumb, you know, stuff goes in, stuff goes out. Not like you probably remember every paper sale you ever made. Paper salesman genius.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":38019,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"All right, good catch-up.","text_w_direction":"All right, good catch-up.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":38020,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Tom","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":38021,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"See ya.","text_w_direction":"See ya.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":38022,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Tom","text":"Where's your jetpack, Zuckerberg?","text_w_direction":"Where's your jetpack, Zuckerberg?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":38023,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Andy. I didn't think you had it in ya.","text_w_direction":"Andy. I didn't think you had it in ya.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":38024,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Well, I guess when you looked in me, you forgot about my balls. They're on the outside. Don't how you missed 'em.","text_w_direction":"Well, I guess when you looked in me, you forgot about my balls. They're on the outside. Don't how you missed 'em.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":38025,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Holly","text":"Wonderful seminar!","text_w_direction":"[with accent] Wonderful seminar!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":38026,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Michael","text":"Almost as good as the first day when we first met. You are the love of my life. Come to me, Necropolis. Put your lips on my lips. Come on.","text_w_direction":"[as Mikanos] Almost as good as the first day when we first met. You are the love of my life. Come to me, Necropolis. Put your lips on my lips. Come on.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":38027,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Holly","text":"Michael, I should get back to work.","text_w_direction":"Michael, I should get back to work.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":38028,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Michael","text":"What? Come on. It's time for grapes. Real fun day.","text_w_direction":"What? Come on. It's time for grapes. [regular voice] Real fun day.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":38029,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Gabe","text":"So, I won.","text_w_direction":"So, I won.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":38030,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"I know. You get to pick.","text_w_direction":"I know. You get to pick.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":38031,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Gabe","text":"Well, that's actually what I came to talk to you about. I know how much you want to watch \"Wall-e\".","text_w_direction":"Well, that's actually what I came to talk to you about. I know how much you want to watch \"Wall-e\".","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":38032,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"Yes?","text_w_direction":"Yes?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":38033,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Gabe","text":"So I got us a compromise. This movie's called \"Hardware\". It tells the story of a killer combat robot, just like Wall-e, that the government invented to destroy humans. It's some of what you like and some of what I like, and... married...","text_w_direction":"So I got us a compromise. This movie's called \"Hardware\". It tells the story of a killer combat robot, just like Wall-e, that the government invented to destroy humans. It's some of what you like and some of what I like, and... married...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":38034,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, I heard you talking about movies before, and, anyway, I just watched this over the weekend. I thought you'd really like it.","text_w_direction":"Hey, I heard you talking about movies before, and, anyway, I just watched this over the weekend. I thought you'd really like it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":38035,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"There's a \"Shrek\" two?!","text_w_direction":"There's a \"Shrek\" two?!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":38036,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, yeah. See you tomorrow.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah. See you tomorrow.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":38037,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Gabe","text":"Nice guy.","text_w_direction":"Nice guy.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":38038,"season":7,"episode":14,"episode_name":"The Seminar","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"Ohh.","text_w_direction":"Ohh. [laughs]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1616,"air_date":"2011-01-27"}
{"index":38039,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"Everybody, can I please have your attention? Ryan and I have a huge announcement.","text_w_direction":"Everybody, can I please have your attention? Ryan and I have a huge announcement.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38040,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"Oh my gosh!","text_w_direction":"Oh my gosh!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38041,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38042,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"Over the weekend, Ryan Bailey Howard and I got divorced.","text_w_direction":"Over the weekend, Ryan Bailey Howard and I got divorced. [throws ring on the ground]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38043,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Meredith","text":"Sweet! Free Ring!","text_w_direction":"Sweet! Free Ring!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38044,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Divorced?","text_w_direction":"Divorced?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38045,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"Just so you know, it's totally amicable. We're fine. We don't need people here to take sides.","text_w_direction":"Just so you know, it's totally amicable. We're fine. We don't need people here to take sides.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38046,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"The last thing that we want is any kind of drama.","text_w_direction":"The last thing that we want is any kind of drama.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38047,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Wait. Can you back up? What's the story?","text_w_direction":"Wait. Can you back up? What's the story?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38048,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"We were having a beautiful weekend in the Poconos. We were making love, constantly. We saw the sunrise. Ryan was crying a lot.","text_w_direction":"We were having a beautiful weekend in the Poconos. We were making love, constantly. We saw the sunrise. Ryan was crying a lot.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38049,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"It's not irrelevant. Details","text_w_direction":"It's not irrelevant. Details","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38050,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"And in the morning we walked by a chapel and we stopped, suddenly, and Ryan said...","text_w_direction":"And in the morning we walked by a chapel and we stopped, suddenly, and Ryan said...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38051,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan and Kelly","text":"I don't think I should be married to you anymore.","text_w_direction":"I don't think I should be married to you anymore.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38052,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38053,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Sorry, when did you get married?","text_w_direction":"Sorry, when did you get married?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38054,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"Ummm, like a week ago, we got really wasted and it just felt right.","text_w_direction":"Ummm, like a week ago, we got really wasted and it just felt right.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38055,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"And you didn't invite any of us?","text_w_direction":"And you didn't invite any of us?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38056,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"We are getting divorced, Andy! This is such a raw time.","text_w_direction":"We are getting divorced, Andy! This is such a raw time.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38057,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"God baby, you know, people's reactions to this... maybe we made a mistake.","text_w_direction":"God baby, you know, people's reactions to this... maybe we made a mistake.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38058,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"No, with the messed up laws in this country, I don't want to be married until everyone can be married.","text_w_direction":"No, with the messed up laws in this country, I don't want to be married until everyone can be married.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38059,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"You know what Ryan, I talked to the other gay guys, and we're ok with it. We agree it's fine if you got married.","text_w_direction":"You know what Ryan, I talked to the other gay guys, and we're ok with it. We agree it's fine if you got married.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38060,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"No Oscar, Not, not until everyone can!","text_w_direction":"No Oscar, Not, not until everyone can!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38061,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"Ryan, I changed my mind.","text_w_direction":"Ryan, I changed my mind.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38062,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Ryan","text":"Ok fine, you know what, this actually isn't amicable at all and we actually do need people to take sides. Who is on my side?","text_w_direction":"Ok fine, you know what, this actually isn't amicable at all and we actually do need people to take sides. Who is on my side?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38063,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kelly","text":"And who is on my side?","text_w_direction":"And who is on my side? [no one raises their hand]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38064,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"All right. Bye.","text_w_direction":"All right. Bye.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38065,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Bye.","text_w_direction":"Bye.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38066,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Let's Go!","text_w_direction":"Let's Go!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38067,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Just a minute. How long do we have to wait?","text_w_direction":"Just a minute. How long do we have to wait?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38068,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Holly","text":"For what?","text_w_direction":"For what?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38069,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"You broke up with AJ weeks ago.","text_w_direction":"You broke up with AJ weeks ago.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38070,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Holly","text":"Don't you have a sales call to go on?","text_w_direction":"Don't you have a sales call to go on?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38071,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I don't understand. I really don't. I mean, we know we are going to start dating. Why not now?","text_w_direction":"I don't understand. I really don't. I mean, we know we are going to start dating. Why not now?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38072,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Holly","text":"We don't know that.","text_w_direction":"We don't know that.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38073,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Sure we do.","text_w_direction":"Sure we do.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38074,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Holly","text":"Why is it such a certainty that we are supposed to be together?","text_w_direction":"Why is it such a certainty that we are supposed to be together?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38075,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Why does the sun rise in the morning? Why do magnets stick together? Because everybody says so. Everybody.","text_w_direction":"Why does the sun rise in the morning? Why do magnets stick together? Because everybody says so. Everybody.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38076,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Holly","text":"Michael, I can't keep getting into a situation where I date whoever I'm working with. Well, you can understand that.","text_w_direction":"Michael, I can't keep getting into a situation where I date whoever I'm working with. Well, you can understand that.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38077,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, I understand. I just don't agree.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I understand. I just don't agree.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38078,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Holly","text":"Well you don't have to agree.","text_w_direction":"Well you don't have to agree.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38079,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yes I do.","text_w_direction":"Yes I do.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38080,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Holly","text":"No you don't.","text_w_direction":"No you don't.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38081,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yes I do.","text_w_direction":"Yes I do.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38082,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Holly","text":"No, you can have your own opinion.","text_w_direction":"No, you can have your own opinion.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38083,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I have my own opinion and my opinion is to disagree with you.","text_w_direction":"I have my own opinion and my opinion is to disagree with you.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38084,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"He's going to be a lot of fun to drive around in a car with.","text_w_direction":"He's going to be a lot of fun to drive around in a car with.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38085,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Aw you'll get through it hon. Just make a game out of it. A funny \"Jim\" game.","text_w_direction":"Aw you'll get through it hon. Just make a game out of it. A funny \"Jim\" game.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38086,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"That's it? That's all I get? Even after all the hard work I put into celebrating your talent today?","text_w_direction":"That's it? That's all I get? Even after all the hard work I put into celebrating your talent today?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38087,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"All right, what'd you do?","text_w_direction":"All right, what'd you do?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38088,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Well, those things that you consider doodles, I consider art.","text_w_direction":"Well, those things that you consider doodles, I consider art.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38089,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Where'd you put it?","text_w_direction":"Where'd you put it?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38090,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Where'd I put what?","text_w_direction":"Where'd I put what?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38091,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Let's go.","text_w_direction":"Let's go.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38092,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, sorry gotta go.","text_w_direction":"Oh, sorry gotta go.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38093,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Say it. Where?","text_w_direction":"Say it. Where?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38094,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Ok fine, three hints. One! When you are getting colder, you're really getting warmer.","text_w_direction":"Ok fine, three hints. One! When you are getting colder, you're really getting warmer.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38095,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"The fridge.","text_w_direction":"The fridge.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38096,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Two! You have a better chance, if you think Bob Vance.","text_w_direction":"Two! You have a better chance, if you think Bob Vance.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38097,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"The fridge, got it.","text_w_direction":"The fridge, got it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38098,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"And the final clue...","text_w_direction":"And the final clue...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38099,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Let's go!","text_w_direction":"Let's go!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38100,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"You know what, just think about it, you'll be fine.","text_w_direction":"You know what, just think about it, you'll be fine.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38101,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Bye.","text_w_direction":"Bye.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38102,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"Holly is ruining Michael's life. He thinks she is so special. And she's so not. Her personality is like a 3. Her sense of humor is a 2. Her ears are like a 7and a 4. Add it all up and what do you get? 16. And he treats her like she's a perfect 40. It's nuts.","text_w_direction":"Holly is ruining Michael's life. He thinks she is so special. And she's so not. Her personality is like a 3. Her sense of humor is a 2. Her ears are like a 7and a 4. Add it all up and what do you get? 16. And he treats her like she's a perfect 40. It's nuts.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38103,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Cheer up. We made a sale.","text_w_direction":"Cheer up. We made a sale.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38104,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Just drive faster. I want to get back.","text_w_direction":"Just drive faster. I want to get back.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38105,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Well, I'm going the speed limit. So...","text_w_direction":"Well, I'm going the speed limit. So...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38106,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, fine. My feelings don't matter to you. What matters to you is your precious speed limit.","text_w_direction":"Okay, fine. My feelings don't matter to you. What matters to you is your precious speed limit.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38107,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Someone's in a bad mood.","text_w_direction":"Someone's in a bad mood.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38108,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"No I'm not. I'm not in a bad mood. I'm not, Jim. Hello? Ok fine, ignore me. Have it your way. Let's just talk about you, as always. Is s*x different after the baby, Jim?","text_w_direction":"No I'm not. I'm not in a bad mood. I'm not, Jim. Hello? Ok fine, ignore me. Have it your way. Let's just talk about you, as always. Is s*x different after the baby, Jim?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38109,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Alright, let me turn on some music.","text_w_direction":"Alright, let me turn on some music.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38110,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I need to pee.","text_w_direction":"I need to pee.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38111,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"No you don't.","text_w_direction":"No you don't.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38112,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, I do. My word against yours.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I do. My word against yours.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38113,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Alright. Well we'll be there in ten minutes.","text_w_direction":"Alright. Well we'll be there in ten minutes.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38114,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"What part of \"I need to pee\" do you not understand? I'm upset. My bladder is full. There is no telling what I might do right now all over the inside of your precious little car.","text_w_direction":"What part of \"I need to pee\" do you not understand? I'm upset. My bladder is full. There is no telling what I might do right now all over the inside of your precious little car.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38115,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Alright, Well if I see a gas station, I'll pull over.","text_w_direction":"Alright, Well if I see a gas station, I'll pull over.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38116,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Well I hope I make it.","text_w_direction":"Well I hope I make it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38117,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Hello?","text_w_direction":"Hello?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38118,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Helen","text":"Hi Jim, it's Helen.","text_w_direction":"Hi Jim, it's Helen.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38119,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Hey Helen. Is everything ok?","text_w_direction":"Hey Helen. Is everything ok?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38120,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Helen","text":"Everything is fine. Baby's fine. She has a tiny fever. I'm taking her for a check up. Nothing to worry about.","text_w_direction":"Everything is fine. Baby's fine. She has a tiny fever. I'm taking her for a check up. Nothing to worry about.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38121,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Ok...","text_w_direction":"Ok...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38122,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Helen","text":"A tiny thing. I locked her in the car.","text_w_direction":"A tiny thing. I locked her in the car.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38123,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38124,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Helen","text":"She's smiling. She's happy.","text_w_direction":"She's smiling. She's happy.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38125,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Oh my God.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38126,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Helen","text":"Jim, I don't have a spare key.","text_w_direction":"Jim, I don't have a spare key.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38127,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Just stay there. I'll be there in one second. Michael! Michael! Excuse me, sir there is a guy in the bathroom. He's coming out but I have to go because it's an emergency. Will you just tell him call the office. Just call the office! Thank you. Please?","text_w_direction":"Just stay there. I'll be there in one second. Michael! Michael! Excuse me, sir there is a guy in the bathroom. He's coming out but I have to go because it's an emergency. Will you just tell him call the office. Just call the office! Thank you. Please?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38128,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Guy","text":"Hello?","text_w_direction":"[towards bathroom] Hello? [gives up and drives off]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38129,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"This is Pam.","text_w_direction":"This is Pam.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38130,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Hey it's me. So uh, don't worry. Everything's ok.","text_w_direction":"Hey it's me. So uh, don't worry. Everything's ok.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38131,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"What's wrong?","text_w_direction":"What's wrong?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38132,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Nothing. Absolutely nothing. You're not holding a cup of coffee or anything are you?","text_w_direction":"Nothing. Absolutely nothing. You're not holding a cup of coffee or anything are you?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38133,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Jim, what?","text_w_direction":"Jim, what?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38134,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, so, Cece had a little bit of a fever. And your mom also locked her in the car.","text_w_direction":"Uh, so, Cece had a little bit of a fever. And your mom also locked her in the car.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38135,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Oh God! What?!","text_w_direction":"Oh God! What?!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38136,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"No no no it's ok. So, Cece is with daddy now. She's laughing and she's happy. And we are on our way to see Dr. Barbra.","text_w_direction":"No no no it's ok. So, Cece is with daddy now. She's laughing and she's happy. And we are on our way to see Dr. Barbra.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38137,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Ok. She's ok?","text_w_direction":"Ok. She's ok?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38138,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Yes, and your mom got a very well deserved day off. So here's the thing though. I left Michael at the gas station on Benet.","text_w_direction":"Yes, and your mom got a very well deserved day off. So here's the thing though. I left Michael at the gas station on Benet.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38139,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Understood.","text_w_direction":"Understood.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38140,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"And his wallet and phone are on the seat next to me.","text_w_direction":"And his wallet and phone are on the seat next to me.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38141,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Got it. I will put out a A.P.B. Otherwise known as a \"Ask Pam Beasley\". ... Did the phone cut off?","text_w_direction":"Got it. I will put out a A.P.B. Otherwise known as a \"Ask Pam Beasley\". ... Did the phone cut off?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38142,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Nope.","text_w_direction":"Nope.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38143,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Alright, just call me after the doctor.","text_w_direction":"Alright, just call me after the doctor.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38144,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Ok. Bye.","text_w_direction":"Ok. Bye.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38145,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Bye.","text_w_direction":"Bye.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38146,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I know, I know you have a phone policy. I understand. But this is an emergency because my friend isn't here and I am worried that he has been abducted.","text_w_direction":"I know, I know you have a phone policy. I understand. But this is an emergency because my friend isn't here and I am worried that he has been abducted.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38147,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Attendant","text":"No, he ditched you man. I saw him drive away.","text_w_direction":"No, he ditched you man. I saw him drive away.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38148,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"There is no way he ditched me. There is no way that happened. He's my... Ok. May I please just use your phone? Please!","text_w_direction":"There is no way he ditched me. There is no way that happened. He's my... Ok. May I please just use your phone? Please!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38149,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Attendant","text":"Just make it quick.","text_w_direction":"Just make it quick.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38150,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Ok. I will make it quick. I will make it very quick. And you don't have my numbers on speed dial. Ah, Ok. What is it?","text_w_direction":"Ok. I will make it quick. I will make it very quick. [opens phone] And you don't have my numbers on speed dial. Ah, Ok. What is it?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38151,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Attendant","text":"You don't know it.","text_w_direction":"You don't know it.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38152,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"You know what, I can dial 411, get Jim's number.","text_w_direction":"You know what, I can dial 411, get Jim's number.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38153,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Attendant","text":"He left you here on purpose. All right? I saw it. He just drove away.","text_w_direction":"He left you here on purpose. All right? I saw it. He just drove away.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38154,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Actually this is good. I am going to take this opportunity to go walk-about. Good. Good. Nope, get away. No, that's enough. Ok.","text_w_direction":"Actually this is good. I am going to take this opportunity to go walk-about. Good. Good. [to cameras] Nope, get away. No, that's enough. Ok.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38155,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Holly","text":"It's the gas station on Benet Street?","text_w_direction":"It's the gas station on Benet Street?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38156,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38157,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Holly","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38158,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"You know what? Why don't you stay and I'll go?","text_w_direction":"You know what? Why don't you stay and I'll go?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38159,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Holly","text":"Oh no no no. I'll be fine.","text_w_direction":"Oh no no no. I'll be fine.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38160,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"It's kind of a sketchy neighborhood though. I better come along.","text_w_direction":"It's kind of a sketchy neighborhood though. I better come along.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38161,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Problem solved everyone. Space Orphan and Princess Nincompoop are off to rescue Michael. Unbelievable. I'm going. You drive, I got a car full of fox meat.","text_w_direction":"Problem solved everyone. Space Orphan and Princess Nincompoop are off to rescue Michael. Unbelievable. I'm going. You drive, I got a car full of fox meat.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38162,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Cute. Very funny, everyone. Who wrote captions under my doodle? I'm not even kidding. They're pretty good.","text_w_direction":"Cute. [enters office area] Very funny, everyone. Who wrote captions under my doodle? I'm not even kidding. They're pretty good.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38163,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Which on in particular?","text_w_direction":"Which on in particular?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38164,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, which one?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, which one?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38165,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Well the first one has a surprise factor. \"I'm a suck suck-suckidy Sabre!\"","text_w_direction":"Well the first one has a surprise factor. \"I'm a suck suck-suckidy Sabre!\"","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38166,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Boo-yea!","text_w_direction":"Boo-yea! [office laughs]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38167,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Gabe","text":"No no. No no no.","text_w_direction":"No no. No no no.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38168,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"But, ah, I suppose the second one is the better written line.","text_w_direction":"But, ah, I suppose the second one is the better written line.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38169,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"You suppose?","text_w_direction":"You suppose?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38170,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"What's it say?","text_w_direction":"What's it say?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38171,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"\"I'm suppose to be wearing red gloves but my color cartridge portal, got jammed again.\"","text_w_direction":"\"I'm suppose to be wearing red gloves but my color cartridge portal, got jammed again.\"","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38172,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Gabe","text":"Ok. No no no.","text_w_direction":"Ok. [office laughs] No no no.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38173,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Red gloves.","text_w_direction":"Red gloves.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38174,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darrly","text":"Keep it real.","text_w_direction":"Keep it real.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38175,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"You guys, if I knew you wanted to do a caption contest, I would have drawn something more challenging.","text_w_direction":"You guys, if I knew you wanted to do a caption contest, I would have drawn something more challenging.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38176,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"And I will take you all down.","text_w_direction":"And I will take you all down.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38177,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"You?","text_w_direction":"You?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38178,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"I've been reading the comics to my daughter since she was three years old. Not once I have used the real captions to Family Circus. That crazy family is hilarious to her for one reason","text_w_direction":"I've been reading the comics to my daughter since she was three years old. Not once I have used the real captions to Family Circus. That crazy family is hilarious to her for one reason[/b]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38179,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Oh it is on like Genghis Khan wearing Sean Jean in Buton.","text_w_direction":"Oh it is on like Genghis Khan wearing Sean Jean in Buton.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38180,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Yes. You guys, I have the perfect idea. Ok, it will just take me ten minutes.","text_w_direction":"Yes. You guys, I have the perfect idea. Ok, it will just take me ten minutes.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38181,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Woo-hoo.","text_w_direction":"Woo-hoo.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38182,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"I can't wait.","text_w_direction":"I can't wait.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38183,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Male. Caucasian. Forties. Black hair. Facial type","text_w_direction":"Male. Caucasian. Forties. Black hair. Facial type[/b]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38184,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"He answers to Michal. Michal G. Scott. Michael J. Fox. Mr. Fox. The Incredible Mr. Fox.","text_w_direction":"He answers to Michal. Michal G. Scott. Michael J. Fox. Mr. Fox. The Incredible Mr. Fox.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38185,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Attendant","text":"Yeah, he just left.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, he just left.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38186,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Holly","text":"Which way did he go?","text_w_direction":"Which way did he go?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38187,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey hey hey. Let me answer this. Stupid question. He went back to the office, obviously, which is that way.","text_w_direction":"Hey hey hey. Let me answer this. Stupid question. He went back to the office, obviously, which is that way.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38188,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Holly","text":"Oh really? You don't think he walked by the bakery just for the smell of it?","text_w_direction":"Oh really? You don't think he walked by the bakery just for the smell of it?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38189,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Attendant","text":"She's right. He went that way.","text_w_direction":"She's right. He went that way.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38190,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Alright. Don't get a swelled head. You're no tracker. Let's ride.","text_w_direction":"Alright. Don't get a swelled head. You're no tracker. [Dwight and Erin low-five] Let's ride.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38191,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Hey you guys. Listen to me. Don't get hung up on just one girl because there are a whole lot of other girls out there. Look over there. See? They look cute. Hello! You guys are so beautiful. You're so colorful. I wish I could understand you. That's a metaphor I guess. You are disgusting. You'll never find love. Yekkk. Do you think she needs more time or is it never going to happen? I'm being serious. Seriously.","text_w_direction":"[at puppies] Hey you guys. Listen to me. Don't get hung up on just one girl because there are a whole lot of other girls out there. Look over there. See? They look cute. [at parrots] Hello! You guys are so beautiful. You're so colorful. I wish I could understand you. That's a metaphor I guess. [at snake] You are disgusting. You'll never find love. Yekkk. [holding puppy] Do you think she needs more time or is it never going to happen? [licks his nose] I'm being serious. Seriously.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38192,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38193,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Has Michael checked in?","text_w_direction":"Has Michael checked in?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38194,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, hey Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38195,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"I asked you a question.","text_w_direction":"I asked you a question.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38196,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"No, he hasn't.","text_w_direction":"No, he hasn't.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38197,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Goodbye.","text_w_direction":"Goodbye.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38198,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"No, wait. Hey, while you are out, could pick up some paper towels and chocolate syrup? We have ice cream so I thought...","text_w_direction":"No, wait. Hey, while you are out, could pick up some paper towels and chocolate syrup? We have ice cream so I thought...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38199,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Pam, this isn't a shopping trip.","text_w_direction":"Pam, this isn't a shopping trip.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38200,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38201,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"This is a man-hunt slash rescue mission.","text_w_direction":"This is a man-hunt slash rescue mission.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38202,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Ok. I, just, when you are done or any time it's convent, I just thought since you are out...","text_w_direction":"Ok. I, just, when you are done or any time it's convent, I just thought since you are out...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38203,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Pam, I'm obviously going to get that stuff for you so just shut up.","text_w_direction":"Pam, I'm obviously going to get that stuff for you so just shut up.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38204,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Ok, well it wasn't obvious so...","text_w_direction":"Ok, well it wasn't obvious so... [phone hangs up]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38205,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"No word from Michael.","text_w_direction":"No word from Michael.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38206,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Holly","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38207,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Ta-da!","text_w_direction":"Ta-da!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38208,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Ok, it's two giant dogs with two giant palm trees on a regular size island.","text_w_direction":"Ok, it's two giant dogs with two giant palm trees on a regular size island.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38209,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Ok. I got one.","text_w_direction":"Ok. I got one.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38210,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38211,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38212,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Gabe","text":"Ok, I'm sorry but I am going to have to shut this down.","text_w_direction":"Ok, I'm sorry but I am going to have to shut this down.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38213,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Office","text":"Boo!","text_w_direction":"Boo!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38214,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Meredith","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38215,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Gabe","text":"Unless we can all agree to some ground rules. It's either that or I can fax this to Joe and let her decide how to proceed.","text_w_direction":"Unless we can all agree to some ground rules. It's either that or I can fax this to Joe and let her decide how to proceed.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38216,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"Gabe, tell us your stupid rules so we can start the game.","text_w_direction":"Gabe, tell us your stupid rules so we can start the game.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38217,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Gabe","text":"Number one, and this should be obvious, no captions that insult the company we work for.","text_w_direction":"Number one, and this should be obvious, no captions that insult the company we work for.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38218,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Irony is such a critical...","text_w_direction":"Irony is such a critical...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38219,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Gabe","text":"Number two","text_w_direction":"Number two[/b]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38220,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Seriously?","text_w_direction":"Seriously?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38221,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38222,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Gabe","text":"I think we can all agree that they tend to alienate those who don't get the reference, making them feel like the other.","text_w_direction":"I think we can all agree that they tend to alienate those who don't get the reference, making them feel like the other.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38223,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"Wrap it up, Gabe.","text_w_direction":"Wrap it up, Gabe.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38224,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Gabe","text":"Ok final thing, and this is a fun one","text_w_direction":"Ok final thing, and this is a fun one[/b]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38225,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Gabe","text":"Sticky Quips are fun. They are safe. They are handy. I like to use Sticky Quips as regular Post-It notes when I am in a fun mood. Not every day.","text_w_direction":"Sticky Quips are fun. They are safe. They are handy. I like to use Sticky Quips as regular Post-It notes when I am in a fun mood. [laughs] Not every day.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38226,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Gabe","text":"Go get 'em. Start quipin'.","text_w_direction":"Go get 'em. Start quipin'.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38227,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Pam, I think I'm going to send you an IM.","text_w_direction":"Pam, I think I'm going to send you an IM.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38228,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Oh! Ok.","text_w_direction":"Oh! Ok.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38229,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"Send me one too.","text_w_direction":"Send me one too.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38230,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, yeah. Put me on that.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, yeah. Put me on that.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38231,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"C.C","text_w_direction":"C.C","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38232,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Ditto.","text_w_direction":"Ditto.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38233,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Hello. I would like a hot dog please. Now, I don't have any money so here is what I would like to do. I leave you here with my watch, and I come back later to pay for the hot dog.","text_w_direction":"Hello. I would like a hot dog please. Now, I don't have any money so here is what I would like to do. I leave you here with my watch, and I come back later to pay for the hot dog.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38234,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Hot Dog Guy","text":"I'm not a pawn shop.","text_w_direction":"I'm not a pawn shop.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38235,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Well I understand that but this is a $45 watch.","text_w_direction":"Well I understand that but this is a $45 watch.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38236,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Hot Dog Guy","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38237,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"With that I can buy... half the menu.","text_w_direction":"With that I can buy... half the menu.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38238,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Hot Dog Guy","text":"I can't just go giving away hot dogs.","text_w_direction":"I can't just go giving away hot dogs.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38239,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"All right. What do you do with the hog dogs that you don't sell?","text_w_direction":"All right. What do you do with the hog dogs that you don't sell?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38240,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Hot Dog Guy","text":"Throw 'em away.","text_w_direction":"Throw 'em away.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38241,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Well, okay, instead of throwing them all away later, why don't you just throw one away now into my mouth?","text_w_direction":"Well, okay, instead of throwing them all away later, why don't you just throw one away now into my mouth?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38242,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Hot Dog Guy","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38243,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. You've just lost my business.","text_w_direction":"Okay. You've just lost my business.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38244,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38245,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"Hey, you were in there forever.","text_w_direction":"Hey, you were in there forever.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38246,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"There's too many brands. Where's Holly?","text_w_direction":"There's too many brands. Where's Holly?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38247,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"She wandered off like an idiot.","text_w_direction":"She wandered off like an idiot.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38248,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38249,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Holly","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38250,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38251,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Holly","text":"Oh, just changing my cell phone plan. Okay. Okay. Here you go. I'll take my free stress ball too now.","text_w_direction":"Oh, just changing my cell phone plan. Okay. Okay. Here you go. I'll take my free stress ball too now.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38252,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Cell Phone Sales Person","text":"Sure thing. Here you go, Miss... Okay, Fanny Smellmore. Real original.","text_w_direction":"Sure thing. Here you go, Miss... Okay, Fanny Smellmore. Real original.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38253,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Holly","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38254,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Cell Phone Sales Person","text":"You know what? Say hi to Orville Tootenbacher for me.","text_w_direction":"You know what? Say hi to Orville Tootenbacher for me.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38255,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Tootenbacher.","text_w_direction":"Tootenbacher.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38256,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"Orville Tootenbacher. That's Michael's millionaire character that...","text_w_direction":"Orville Tootenbacher. That's Michael's millionaire character that...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38257,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight and Erin","text":"farts popcorn.","text_w_direction":"farts popcorn.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38258,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Of course. He was here. She's the key. Amazing. Holly. Hey, where you would you like to go next? Holly?","text_w_direction":"Of course. He was here. She's the key. Amazing. Holly. Hey, where you would you like to go next? Holly?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38259,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Holly","text":"Are their egg rolls really that big?","text_w_direction":"Are their egg rolls really that big?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38260,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, boy. That was yummy. Thank you so much. You know what? I think I left my wallet in my car. Do you mind if I run out and get it?","text_w_direction":"Oh, boy. That was yummy. Thank you so much. You know what? I think I left my wallet in my car. Do you mind if I run out and get it?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38261,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Waiter","text":"No problem.","text_w_direction":"No problem.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38262,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. I'll be right back.. Okay. You know what? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't have my wallet and I was gonna try to dine and dash and that was stupid and I realize I can't do that to you fine people.","text_w_direction":"Okay. I'll be right back. [goes to leave but walks back]. Okay. You know what? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't have my wallet and I was gonna try to dine and dash and that was stupid and I realize I can't do that to you fine people.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38263,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Waiter","text":"So you can't pay for your food?","text_w_direction":"So you can't pay for your food?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38264,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Well I can, but I will have to come back later tonight and pay you. But the point is I did the right thing.","text_w_direction":"Well I can, but I will have to come back later tonight and pay you. But the point is I did the right thing.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38265,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Waiter","text":"You did not. You have no money. And you dined so much.","text_w_direction":"You did not. You have no money. And you dined so much.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38266,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Well the number three is not such a giant feast.","text_w_direction":"Well the number three is not such a giant feast.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38267,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Waiter","text":"Mr. Chu!","text_w_direction":"[calling to the back] Mr. Chu!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38268,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Micahel","text":"Okay, all right. You know what?","text_w_direction":"Okay, all right. You know what?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38269,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Waiter","text":"You were trying to steal food from us?","text_w_direction":"You were trying to steal food from us?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38270,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I am not. I just have had a bad day. And I... okay. I'll be back later with the money. I'm just gonna leave right now.","text_w_direction":"I am not. I just have had a bad day. And I... okay. I'll be back later with the money. I'm just gonna leave right now.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38271,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Waiter","text":"You can't. We'll stop you.","text_w_direction":"You can't. We'll stop you.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38272,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I think I can get through the door.","text_w_direction":"Well, I think I can get through the door.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38273,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Excuse me Do you speak English? We are looking for a man. Michael, this tall, black hair, Caucasian...","text_w_direction":"Excuse me Do you speak English? We are looking for a man. Michael, this tall, black hair, Caucasian...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38274,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"It's Michael!","text_w_direction":"[point to picture] It's Michael!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38275,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Waiter","text":"He just left.","text_w_direction":"He just left.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38276,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"You knew.","text_w_direction":"You knew.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38277,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Holly","text":"What? No. Dwight asked if I wanted an egg roll. What... what are you implying?","text_w_direction":"What? No. Dwight asked if I wanted an egg roll. What... what are you implying?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38278,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Uncanny. Put a pin in that. Which way did he go? That guy! When he leave here, which way did he go? We looking for him. This way, this way, this way? I don't know. Do you know?","text_w_direction":"Uncanny. Put a pin in that. [to waiter] Which way did he go? That guy! When he leave here, which way did he go? We looking for him. [pointing] This way, this way, this way? I don't know. Do you know?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38279,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Waiter","text":"I think he was heading downtown.","text_w_direction":"I think he was heading downtown.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38280,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"He's heading downtown.","text_w_direction":"He's heading downtown.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38281,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Gabe","text":"So what, no one's even gonna try?","text_w_direction":"So what, no one's even gonna try?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38282,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Guess not.","text_w_direction":"Guess not.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38283,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Gabe","text":"Oh, come on. My rules could not possibly have been that oppressive.","text_w_direction":"Oh, come on. My rules could not possibly have been that oppressive.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38284,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"You crushed our spirits, Gabe. Congrats. You're a big man, huh? Take a lot to destroy the creativity of a whole group of people.","text_w_direction":"You crushed our spirits, Gabe. Congrats. You're a big man, huh? Take a lot to destroy the creativity of a whole group of people. [notification tone] [laughter]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38285,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Gabe","text":"Hey...","text_w_direction":"Hey...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38286,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Stanley","text":"Click the \"x\"","text_w_direction":"[whispers] Click the \"x\"","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38287,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"I'm clicking!","text_w_direction":"[whispers] I'm clicking!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38288,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Stanley","text":"In the box.","text_w_direction":"In the box.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38289,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"I am clicking.","text_w_direction":"I am clicking.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38290,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Stanley","text":"Woman, you've had a computer for years!","text_w_direction":"Woman, you've had a computer for years!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38291,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Phyllis!","text_w_direction":"Phyllis!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38292,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Gabe","text":"Too late! Oh. Ha. An IM chat. Very clever. I'll just print that out. Come on guys. Grow up. I don't want to be your babysitter.","text_w_direction":"Too late! Oh. Ha. An IM chat. Very clever. I'll just print that out. Come on guys. Grow up. I don't want to be your babysitter.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38293,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Oooohhh.","text_w_direction":"Oooohhh.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38294,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Gabe","text":"\"Darn it Bob. I told you not to buy a Sabre brand lifeboat.\"","text_w_direction":"\"Darn it Bob. I told you not to buy a Sabre brand lifeboat.\" [laughter]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38295,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Nice!","text_w_direction":"Nice!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38296,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Gabe","text":"No, not nice. Terrible. Doesn't even include the fact that they're dogs.","text_w_direction":"No, not nice. Terrible. Doesn't even include the fact that they're dogs.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38297,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Do the next one.","text_w_direction":"Do the next one.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38298,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Gabe","text":"\"Wake up, Fred. The power cord on your Sabre printer shocked you into a coma, and you're dreaming you're a dog on a desert island.'","text_w_direction":"\"Wake up, Fred. The power cord on your Sabre printer shocked you into a coma, and you're dreaming you're a dog on a desert island.'","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38299,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"Dreaming he's a dog on a island.","text_w_direction":"Dreaming he's a dog on a island.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38300,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Gabe","text":"Uh, excuse me, excuse me. How does the speaker know what the guy in the coma is dreaming?","text_w_direction":"Uh, excuse me, excuse me. How does the speaker know what the guy in the coma is dreaming?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38301,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"Well, if you think it's so easy, Gabe, why don't you try it?","text_w_direction":"Well, if you think it's so easy, Gabe, why don't you try it?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38302,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Gabe","text":"Umm... \"You don't have to sniff my rear end anymore, Bob, I'm the only one here.\" Ha.","text_w_direction":"Umm... \"You don't have to sniff my rear end anymore, Bob, I'm the only one here.\" Ha.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38303,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"That's tasteless, Gabe.","text_w_direction":"That's tasteless, Gabe.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38304,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Gabe","text":"Tasteless?","text_w_direction":"Tasteless?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38305,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Tasteless.","text_w_direction":"Tasteless.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38306,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Gabe","text":"More tasteless than this...\"is that a palm tree or did Gabe get skinnier? Either way, let's pee on it.\"","text_w_direction":"More tasteless than this...\"is that a palm tree or did Gabe get skinnier? Either way, let's pee on it.\" [laughter]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38307,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have a winner.","text_w_direction":"Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have a winner.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38308,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38309,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Yes, well done!","text_w_direction":"Yes, well done!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38310,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Who's is it? Who wrote that?","text_w_direction":"Who's is it? Who wrote that?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38311,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah, who wrote it?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, who wrote it?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38312,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Please. It was easy once I decided I wanted the dog to piss on Gabe.","text_w_direction":"Please. It was easy once I decided I wanted the dog to piss on Gabe.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38313,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"Where did he go, Holly?","text_w_direction":"Where did he go, Holly?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38314,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Holly","text":"I have no idea.","text_w_direction":"I have no idea.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38315,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Do you see a little clown that you want to follow, huh? Is there a little bird that's chirping to you, \"this way, this way\"?","text_w_direction":"Do you see a little clown that you want to follow, huh? Is there a little bird that's chirping to you, \"this way, this way\"?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38316,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Holly","text":"I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38317,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, close your eyes, we need you to think. What is Michael seeing right now? Can you tell him that we miss him? Michael we're coming for you!","text_w_direction":"Okay, close your eyes, we need you to think. What is Michael seeing right now? Can you tell him that we miss him? Michael we're coming for you!","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38318,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Holly","text":"Will you stop! There has been a few coincidences, that's all.","text_w_direction":"Will you stop! There has been a few coincidences, that's all.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38319,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"All right then. Someone propose a plan.","text_w_direction":"All right then. Someone propose a plan.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38320,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"Okay. We fan out...","text_w_direction":"Okay. We fan out...","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38321,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Not you, Erin.","text_w_direction":"Not you, Erin.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38322,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Holly","text":"Stop looking at me like that. Okay, let's just go up somewhere high and see if we could spot him on the street below.","text_w_direction":"Stop looking at me like that. Okay, let's just go up somewhere high and see if we could spot him on the street below.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38323,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"That is the stupidest idea I've ever heard. No. Tap into your common mind and tell us what he would do next.","text_w_direction":"That is the stupidest idea I've ever heard. No. Tap into your common mind and tell us what he would do next.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38324,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Holly","text":"Look, I'm not playing. I'm gonna go look for him.","text_w_direction":"Look, I'm not playing. I'm gonna go look for him.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38325,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"Good. We don't need her.","text_w_direction":"Good. We don't need her.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38326,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Right. I can do this on my own. I can think like Michael. All right... I'm deep below the ocean's surface in a submarine. A torpedo's coming right at me. No. Damn it, that's just my own imagination. Maybe he's bowling.","text_w_direction":"Right. I can do this on my own. I can think like Michael. All right... I'm deep below the ocean's surface in a submarine. A torpedo's coming right at me. No. Damn it, that's just my own imagination. Maybe he's bowling.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38327,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Holly","text":"Michael?","text_w_direction":"[walks to the roof of a building and spots Michael] Michael?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38328,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Hi. How did you know I was up here?","text_w_direction":"Hi. [laughs] How did you know I was up here?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38329,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Holly","text":"What are you doing up here?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing up here?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38330,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"I got turned around. I thought I could see Dunder Mifflin.","text_w_direction":"I got turned around. I thought I could see Dunder Mifflin.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38331,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Holly","text":"Dunder Mifflin.","text_w_direction":"Dunder Mifflin.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38332,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. Wow. I just miss you so much.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. [laughs] Wow. I just miss you so much.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38333,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Holly","text":"I missed you too.","text_w_direction":"I missed you too.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38334,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38335,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Holly","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38336,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Can I kiss you?","text_w_direction":"Can I kiss you?","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38337,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Holly","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38338,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38339,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"Maybe that's not the best one. Keep reading.","text_w_direction":"Maybe that's not the best one. Keep reading.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38340,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Gabe","text":"Uh, it was.","text_w_direction":"Uh, it was.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38341,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Meredith","text":"Maybe it wasn't.","text_w_direction":"Maybe it wasn't.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38342,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Gabe","text":"\"Oh, thank God. I had a horrible nightmare that I was stuck in America with Gabe.\"","text_w_direction":"\"Oh, thank God. I had a horrible nightmare that I was stuck in America with Gabe.\"","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38343,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh! [laughter]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38344,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"No, that's not the one I was thinking of. Keep going.","text_w_direction":"No, that's not the one I was thinking of. Keep going.","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38345,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Gabe","text":"\"I know what it smells like but I didn't roll in anything. It's from listening to all of Gabe's bull. \"Isn't this the perfect romantic getaway, Erin? Sitting on a deserted island wearing dog costumes? I'm Gabe and I'm a weirdo.\"","text_w_direction":"\"I know what it smells like but I didn't roll in anything. It's from listening to all of Gabe's bull[bleep]. [laughter] \"Isn't this the perfect romantic getaway, Erin? Sitting on a deserted island wearing dog costumes? I'm Gabe and I'm a weirdo.\"","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38346,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"","text_w_direction":"[laughs]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38347,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Gabe","text":"\"Gabe's mom... hmm... Gabe's mom? Wait. Tall woman? Looks like Gabe? Yeah, I banged her.\"","text_w_direction":"\"Gabe's mom... hmm... Gabe's mom? Wait. Tall woman? Looks like Gabe? Yeah, I banged her.\"","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38348,"season":7,"episode":15,"episode_name":"The Search","director":"Michael Spiller","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah, there you go.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, there you go. [laughter]","imdb_rating":8.5,"total_votes":1742,"air_date":"2011-02-03"}
{"index":38349,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Hey. How you doing?","text_w_direction":"Hey. How you doing?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38350,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"Thinking about my grandmother a lot.","text_w_direction":"Thinking about my grandmother a lot.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38351,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38352,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"She was about to turn 97.","text_w_direction":"She was about to turn 97.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38353,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"At least she lived a very long and I'm sure, a very happy life. Got you this card. When you're ready. We all signed it. We just wanted you to know we're thinking about you.","text_w_direction":"At least she lived a very long and I'm sure, a very happy life. Got you this card. When you're ready. We all signed it. We just wanted you to know we're thinking about you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38354,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"Thank you. \"Congratulations, Darryl. Let's get wasted.\" \"Have fun today, big guy.\" \"Aww, yeah. Party time. Whoo-whoop.\"","text_w_direction":"Thank you. \"Congratulations, Darryl. Let's get wasted.\" \"Have fun today, big guy.\" \"Aww, yeah. Party time. Whoo-whoop.\"","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38355,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"It's possible that some people thought it was your birthday.","text_w_direction":"It's possible that some people thought it was your birthday.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38356,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"\"Hooray. Live it up big D. \" \"Days like this don't come often enough. Time to celebrate. You deserve this\"?","text_w_direction":"\"Hooray. Live it up big D. \" \"Days like this don't come often enough. Time to celebrate. You deserve this\"?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38357,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Birthday punches! One two three four five sice seven eight!","text_w_direction":"Birthday punches! [softly punching Darryl in the stomach] One two three four five sice seven eight!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38358,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"I'm so sorry.","text_w_direction":"I'm so sorry.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38359,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"","text_w_direction":"[tears welling up in his eyes]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38360,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"...thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty twenty-one twenty-two twenty-three twenty-four twenty-five twenty-six!...","text_w_direction":"...thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty twenty-one twenty-two twenty-three twenty-four twenty-five twenty-six!...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38361,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"...So I got an early res at Blue Wasabi and I'm taking Rachel. She's picking me up after work.","text_w_direction":"...So I got an early res at Blue Wasabi and I'm taking Rachel. She's picking me up after work.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38362,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"Rachel from the party?","text_w_direction":"Rachel from the party?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38363,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, yeah!","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38364,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"Nice. Do the damn thing. - Pow!","text_w_direction":"Nice. Do the damn thing. - Pow! [they fist bump and explode]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38365,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Phyllis","text":"Blue Wasabi is so good, but get the cheeseburger. They say they won't do it, but they will if you make a scene.","text_w_direction":"Blue Wasabi is so good, but get the cheeseburger. They say they won't do it, but they will if you make a scene.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38366,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Holly","text":"Okay, bye. Okay, bye. I'll miss you.","text_w_direction":"Okay, bye. Okay, bye. [kisses Michael] I'll miss you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38367,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"Miss you. Okay. I'll be in my office if you need me.","text_w_direction":"Miss you. Okay. I'll be in my office if you need me.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38368,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Holly","text":"Bye.","text_w_direction":"Bye.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38369,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, bye. Bye. All right, bye. Bye... bye.","text_w_direction":"Okay, bye. Bye. All right, bye. Bye... bye.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38370,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Holly","text":"Okay, one more quick one.","text_w_direction":"Okay, one more quick one.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38371,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"Don't go. I don't want you to go. Oh don't go. Don't go.","text_w_direction":"Don't go. I don't want you to go. Oh don't go. Don't go.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38372,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"Holly and I are dating. It's been a week, and I still can't believe it. It goes to show that everything you want in life, you get. And you can't work for it. It just comes to you.","text_w_direction":"Holly and I are dating. It's been a week, and I still can't believe it. [sighs] It goes to show that everything you want in life, you get. And you can't work for it. It just comes to you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38373,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Gabe","text":"And what do we have here?","text_w_direction":"And what do we have here?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38374,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"From my secret admirer. That's you!","text_w_direction":"From my secret admirer. That's you!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38375,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Gabe","text":"Come on.","text_w_direction":"Come on.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38376,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Gabe","text":"I dominate Valentine's Day. I practically make romance into a science.","text_w_direction":"I dominate Valentine's Day. I practically make romance into a science.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38377,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"\"Roses are red. Violets are blue. Look in the vase to find your first clue.\" Oh, my gosh. It's a romantic scavenger hunt!","text_w_direction":"\"Roses are red. Violets are blue. Look in the vase to find your first clue.\" Oh, my gosh. It's a romantic scavenger hunt!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38378,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Gabe","text":"Oh, close. It's a romantic treasure hunt. A scavenger hunt is where you find items from a master list. This is where you follow clues that lead to a prize. Common misuse. Good luck.","text_w_direction":"Oh, close. It's a romantic treasure hunt. A scavenger hunt is where you find items from a master list. This is where you follow clues that lead to a prize. Common misuse. Good luck.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38379,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"But, there's no clue.","text_w_direction":"But, there's no clue.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38380,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Gabe","text":"Well, get to work.","text_w_direction":"Well, get to work.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38381,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"I can't, 'cause there's no clue.","text_w_direction":"I can't, 'cause there's no clue.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38382,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Gabe","text":"The puzzle is the clue.","text_w_direction":"The puzzle is the clue.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38383,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38384,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"","text_w_direction":"[clears throat]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38385,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"Are these numbers correct?","text_w_direction":"[rubbing hands with Holly] Are these numbers correct?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38386,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"The numbers are correct, Michael.","text_w_direction":"The numbers are correct, Michael.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38387,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38388,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"","text_w_direction":"[clears throat more loudly]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38389,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"Are you... are you sick, Oscar? Do you need to go home? 'Cause you're grossing me out.","text_w_direction":"Are you... are you sick, Oscar? Do you need to go home? 'Cause you're grossing me out.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38390,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"I jus... I just need a signature.","text_w_direction":"I jus... I just need a signature.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38391,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"There you go. Thanks.","text_w_direction":"[getting out of a taxi] There you go. Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38392,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"How much did you give him?","text_w_direction":"How much did you give him?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38393,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Big tip.","text_w_direction":"Big tip.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38394,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Wait. I don't have my scarf.","text_w_direction":"Wait. I don't have my scarf.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38395,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38396,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"I'm missing my scarf. Oh.","text_w_direction":"I'm missing my scarf. Oh. [both laugh]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38397,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"We decided to have a Valentine's day lunch and then that way we can spend the entire night with Cece and avoid the Valentine's day dinner thing. It's a whole thing.","text_w_direction":"We decided to have a Valentine's day lunch and then that way we can spend the entire night with Cece and avoid the Valentine's day dinner thing. It's a whole thing.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38398,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, lunch was wonderful!","text_w_direction":"[loudly] Yeah, lunch was wonderful!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38399,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Shh.","text_w_direction":"Shh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38400,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Um, there was an amazing buffet and there was a chocolate fondue... station. And what else was there?","text_w_direction":"Um, there was an amazing buffet and there was a chocolate fondue... station. And what else was there?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38401,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Um, bottomless champagne.","text_w_direction":"Um, bottomless champagne.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38402,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Yes. Never found that bottom, did we?","text_w_direction":"Yes. Never found that bottom, did we?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38403,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38404,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Psst! Psst!","text_w_direction":"Psst! Psst!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38405,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"What's up?","text_w_direction":"What's up?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38406,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Are you good at jigsaw puzzles?","text_w_direction":"Are you good at jigsaw puzzles?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38407,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Are you kidding me? It's all I did every summer when my brothers were out sailing.","text_w_direction":"Are you kidding me? It's all I did every summer when my brothers were out sailing.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38408,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38409,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"But if there is a romantic thing with Gabe, I should probably...","text_w_direction":"But if there is a romantic thing with Gabe, I should probably...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38410,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Oh! No, no, no, no. It's not weird at all. You have your new girlfriend. I have Gabe. This is just as friends.","text_w_direction":"Oh! No, no, no, no. It's not weird at all. You have your new girlfriend. I have Gabe. This is just as friends.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38411,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Well, okay then.","text_w_direction":"Well, okay then.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38412,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38413,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"At least until Stanley calms down.","text_w_direction":"At least until Stanley calms down.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38414,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, is he...","text_w_direction":"Oh, is he...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38415,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"D...d...d...d...don't look. I accidentally did his Sudoku.","text_w_direction":"D...d...d...d...don't look. I accidentally did his Sudoku. [Stanley glares at Andy]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38416,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Andy.","text_w_direction":"Andy.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38417,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"All right, I will fax over it to you. Whoop. I will fax it over to you. Okay. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] All right, I will fax over it to you. Whoop. I will fax it over to you. Okay. Thank you. [chuckles]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38418,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, my name is j...j...j...j...j...j...j...j Jim Halpert and I will fax it in to you... under you. I'll fax it under you. Oh, excuse me. I just p...p...p...p pissed my pants. Not really. I didn't really.","text_w_direction":"Okay, my name is j...j...j...j...j...j...j...j Jim Halpert and I will fax it in to you... under you. I'll fax it under you. Oh, excuse me. I just p...p...p...p pissed my pants. Not really. I didn't really. [clears throat]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38419,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Wait.","text_w_direction":"[goes to hand Dwight a valentines card] Wait.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38420,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"You're just filling that out right now. That wasn't meant for me. I will not be your Valentine.","text_w_direction":"You're just filling that out right now. That wasn't meant for me. I will not be your Valentine.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38421,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Aww, nuts.","text_w_direction":"Aww, nuts. [laughs]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38422,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Angela","text":"I don't know if anyone else feels this way and don't get me wrong, I love Michael and Holly, and maybe I'm being overly sensitive, but... the PDA.","text_w_direction":"I don't know if anyone else feels this way and don't get me wrong, I love Michael and Holly, and maybe I'm being overly sensitive, but... the PDA.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38423,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"Yes! The freaking PDA!","text_w_direction":"Yes! The freaking PDA!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38424,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Angela","text":"Uh-huh.","text_w_direction":"Uh-huh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38425,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"Thank you! I mean, I'm thrilled for them.","text_w_direction":"Thank you! I mean, I'm thrilled for them.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38426,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Angela","text":"No one is more thrilled for them than I am...","text_w_direction":"No one is more thrilled for them than I am...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38427,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"Yes, yes, absolutely.","text_w_direction":"Yes, yes, absolutely.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38428,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Angela","text":"...but it's totally inappropriate.","text_w_direction":"...but it's totally inappropriate.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38429,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah, it's a little much.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it's a little much.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38430,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Phyllis","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38431,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"Obviously, so happy for them both.","text_w_direction":"Obviously, so happy for them both.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38432,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"So happy. Yeah.","text_w_direction":"So happy. Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38433,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"I don't know, guys. I, for one, enjoy watching them, because...","text_w_direction":"I don't know, guys. I, for one, enjoy watching them, because...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38434,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Angela","text":"No, stop! Just don't.","text_w_direction":"No, stop! Just don't.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38435,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"Kevin!","text_w_direction":"Kevin!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38436,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"Can I finish? Can I finish? Is that okay? I was saying...I enjoy watching them because it makes me horny.","text_w_direction":"Can I finish? Can I finish? Is that okay? I was saying...I enjoy watching them because it makes me horny.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38437,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Everyone","text":"","text_w_direction":"[groans]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38438,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Angela","text":"God! Kevin!","text_w_direction":"God! Kevin!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38439,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"So tell me about your new girlfriend.","text_w_direction":"So tell me about your new girlfriend.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38440,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"She's neat. Uh, I met her at Darryl's cousin's party. We were the only two white people there.","text_w_direction":"She's neat. Uh, I met her at Darryl's cousin's party. We were the only two white people there.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38441,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Aww, cute.","text_w_direction":"Aww, cute.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38442,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, look at that. Done.","text_w_direction":"Hey, look at that. Done.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38443,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"That's Gabe's boom box. Come on. We have to go find it.","text_w_direction":"That's Gabe's boom box. Come on. We have to go find it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38444,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"I wish you well on your quest.","text_w_direction":"I wish you well on your quest.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38445,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"No, come on.","text_w_direction":"No, come on.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38446,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Aww, I mean...","text_w_direction":"Aww, I mean...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38447,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Come on!","text_w_direction":"[growling] Come on!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38448,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38449,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Ha!","text_w_direction":"Ha!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38450,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Gabe","text":"I hear them kissing all the time. It's this horrible plipping sound. You know, it's like Chinese water torture. Just... like it's coming from my own head.","text_w_direction":"[to Toby] I hear them kissing all the time. It's this horrible plipping sound. You know, it's like Chinese water torture. Just...[makes popping sound] like it's coming from my own head.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38451,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"Sit. Okay, just close your eyes.","text_w_direction":"Sit. Okay, just close your eyes. [massaging Holly's back]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38452,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Holly","text":"Ohh. Can you get lower?","text_w_direction":"Ohh. Can you get lower?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38453,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38454,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Holly","text":"A little lower.","text_w_direction":"A little lower.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38455,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Holly","text":"I cannot keep myself from Michael. Everything he does is sexy. He has this undeniable animal magnetism. He's a jungle cat. The man exudes s*x. He can put both his legs behind his head.","text_w_direction":"I cannot keep myself from Michael. Everything he does is sexy. He has this undeniable animal magnetism. He's a jungle cat. The man exudes s*x. He can put both his legs behind his head.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38456,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Gabe","text":"Thank you all for meeting on such sort notice.","text_w_direction":"Thank you all for meeting on such sort notice.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38457,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[clears throat]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38458,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Gabe","text":"Yes?","text_w_direction":"Yes?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38459,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. Michael Scott, Dunder Mifflin. What is the purpose of this meeting?","text_w_direction":"[sitting in Holly's lap] Yes. Michael Scott, Dunder Mifflin. What is the purpose of this meeting?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38460,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Gabe","text":"Seeing as it's Valentine's Day, I felt it would be apropos to have a little refresher course on romance in the workplace.","text_w_direction":"Seeing as it's Valentine's Day, I felt it would be apropos to have a little refresher course on romance in the workplace.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38461,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"Perfect. Yes. It is quite apro-propriate. Carry on.","text_w_direction":"Perfect. Yes. It is quite apro-propriate. Carry on.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38462,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Gabe","text":"First things first. An office romance is permissible. Not something you'd expect to hear from corporate. Well, guess what. Sabre is 100% tolerant of office romances.","text_w_direction":"First things first. An office romance is permissible. Not something you'd expect to hear from corporate. Well, guess what. Sabre is 100% tolerant of office romances.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38463,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Ryan","text":"Speaking of, Gabe, I don't see Erin at this meeting.","text_w_direction":"Speaking of, Gabe, I don't see Erin at this meeting.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38464,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Meredith","text":"Uh, I also don't see Andy.","text_w_direction":"Uh, I also don't see Andy.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38465,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"Oooh.","text_w_direction":"Oooh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38466,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"OOH! Boom! Face!","text_w_direction":"OOH! Boom! Face!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38467,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Gabe","text":"I get it. Andy's slamming my girlfriend. Very funny. What I do not approve of, however, is public displays of affection, or PDAs. PDAs are totally superfluous to a happy, healthy office romance. Perfect example. Look at Jim and Pam.","text_w_direction":"I get it. Andy's slamming my girlfriend. Very funny. What I do not approve of, however, is public displays of affection, or PDAs. PDAs are totally superfluous to a happy, healthy office romance. Perfect example. Look at Jim and Pam.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38468,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah. What? Us?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. What? Us?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38469,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Gabe","text":"They don't touch. They don't kiss. You would hardly even know that they were husband and wife.","text_w_direction":"They don't touch. They don't kiss. You would hardly even know that they were husband and wife.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38470,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Did it!","text_w_direction":"Did it!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38471,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38472,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Love it. Keep it goin.","text_w_direction":"Love it. Keep it goin.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38473,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Gabe","text":"Okay. So, PDAs. That's gonna include behaviors such as hugging, kissing, uh...","text_w_direction":"Okay. So, PDAs. That's gonna include behaviors such as hugging, kissing, uh...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38474,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"Booby honking.","text_w_direction":"Booby honking.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38475,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Gabe","text":"Yeah, booby honking. Sure.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, booby honking. Sure.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38476,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"Butt honking.","text_w_direction":"Butt honking.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38477,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Gabe","text":"Butt honking. Yeah, all the honking.","text_w_direction":"Butt honking. Yeah, all the honking.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38478,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Creed","text":"The one where you start in a crouches position, then you leap...","text_w_direction":"The one where you start in a crouches position, then you leap...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38479,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Gabe","text":"Sure. Basically, there's no precise definition, but you know it when you see it. Ahem.","text_w_direction":"Sure. Basically, there's no precise definition, but you know it when you see it. Ahem.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38480,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"Are you guys listening to this?","text_w_direction":"Are you guys listening to this?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38481,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"What, are you talking about me and Holly?","text_w_direction":"What, are you talking about me and Holly?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38482,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38483,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Gabe","text":"Maybe you find your own chair.","text_w_direction":"Maybe you find your own chair.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38484,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Holly","text":"So we kiss occasionally.","text_w_direction":"So we kiss occasionally.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38485,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"Not occasionally. All the time.","text_w_direction":"Not occasionally. All the time.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38486,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah, and it's not just the kissing. It's the flirtatious whispering.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, and it's not just the kissing. It's the flirtatious whispering.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38487,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Stanley","text":"The flirtatious tickling.","text_w_direction":"The flirtatious tickling.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38488,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"Whispering and tickling have their place in business.","text_w_direction":"Whispering and tickling have their place in business.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38489,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"That thing were you softly exhale on her neck.","text_w_direction":"That thing were you softly exhale on her neck.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38490,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"I... Okay, yeah, that's pretty hot. I will give you that. Look, you are all hypocrites. You all do it.","text_w_direction":"I... Okay, yeah, that's pretty hot. I will give you that. Look, you are all hypocrites. You all do it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38491,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael. Confession","text_w_direction":"Michael. Confession[/b]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38492,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38493,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"I've had intercourse in the office.","text_w_direction":"I've had intercourse in the office.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38494,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38495,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"As has Angela!","text_w_direction":"As has Angela!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38496,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Angela","text":"Dwight!","text_w_direction":"Dwight!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38497,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"As has Ryan. As has Kelly. As has Meredith. As has Phyllis. As has Darryl. As has Creed. As has Michael and as has Holly.","text_w_direction":"As has Ryan. As has Kelly. As has Meredith. As has Phyllis. As has Darryl. As has Creed. [Creed smiles and nods] As has Michael and as has Holly.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38498,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"As has Kevin!","text_w_direction":"As has Kevin!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38499,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Angela","text":"With who?","text_w_direction":"With who?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38500,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"She goes to another school.","text_w_direction":"She goes to another school.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38501,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Fine. No more PDA.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Fine. No more PDA.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38502,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"Good.","text_w_direction":"Good.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38503,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"You win. But here's what we are going to do. We are going to designate one of our closets as a hook-up zone.","text_w_direction":"You win. But here's what we are going to do. We are going to designate one of our closets as a hook-up zone.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38504,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Angela","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38505,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"Anything goes.","text_w_direction":"Anything goes.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38506,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"Just leave it how you said...","text_w_direction":"Just leave it how you said...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38507,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael, that's absurd. What if two couples want to go at the same time?","text_w_direction":"Michael, that's absurd. What if two couples want to go at the same time?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38508,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, then we have two closets. No, no, we're gonna have three closets, one for each base, no homers. Yes?","text_w_direction":"Okay, then we have two closets. No, no, we're gonna have three closets, one for each base, no homers. Yes?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38509,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"And what is the hook-up zone policy on masturbation?","text_w_direction":"And what is the hook-up zone policy on masturbation?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38510,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"Pro.","text_w_direction":"Pro.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38511,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38512,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"What? Problem solved.","text_w_direction":"What? Problem solved.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38513,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, it's great. I love working at Dunder Mifflin, a division of Taliban enterprises.","text_w_direction":"No, no, it's great. I love working at Dunder Mifflin, a division of Taliban enterprises.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38514,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"That's weird. I mean, that's weird to have s*x in the office. That's where you work, right?","text_w_direction":"That's weird. I mean, that's weird to have s*x in the office. That's where you work, right?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38515,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38516,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"You know, you're in a meeting, and nobody knows that you've had s*x there, except for you and him.","text_w_direction":"You know, you're in a meeting, and nobody knows that you've had s*x there, except for you and him.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38517,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Ew.","text_w_direction":"[snorts] Ew.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38518,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Don't mind us. You keep working.","text_w_direction":"Don't mind us. You keep working.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38519,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"Okay. I'll keep working.","text_w_direction":"Okay. I'll keep working.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38520,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, my God. It's a song.","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God. It's a song.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38521,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Whoa.","text_w_direction":"Whoa.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38522,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"What do you think is on it?","text_w_direction":"What do you think is on it?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38523,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"We should actually probably talk about it outside or we might make Darryl mad.","text_w_direction":"[softy] We should actually probably talk about it outside or we might make Darryl mad.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38524,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Not if we're talking like this. I think it's okay. He doesn't seem to hear us.","text_w_direction":"[softly] Not if we're talking like this. I think it's okay. He doesn't seem to hear us.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38525,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"I think he can hear us.","text_w_direction":"I think he can hear us.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38526,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"That makes sense, 'cause I feel like I'd be able to hear us at this level.","text_w_direction":"[softly] That makes sense, 'cause I feel like I'd be able to hear us at this level.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38527,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Darryl.","text_w_direction":"Darryl.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38528,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Darryl is a jerk.","text_w_direction":"Darryl is a jerk.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38529,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"No, he's not.","text_w_direction":"No, he's not.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38530,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"No, I'm just testing if he can hear.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm just testing if he can hear.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38531,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"I can hear you.","text_w_direction":"I can hear you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38532,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Oh. Okay.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38533,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Okay. Then no more talking. Let's just play the song.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Then no more talking. Let's just play the song.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38534,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Boom Box","text":"The temp at night. The temp at night. The temp at night. The temp at night.","text_w_direction":"[Gabe singing] The temp at night. The temp at night. The temp at night. The temp at night.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38535,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"The temp at night?","text_w_direction":"The temp at night?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38536,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"What do you...","text_w_direction":"What do you...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38537,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"You got it. Pick it up. Take it out.","text_w_direction":"You got it. Pick it up. Take it out.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38538,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Pi...","text_w_direction":"Pi...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38539,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"Pick it up.","text_w_direction":"Pick it up.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38540,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38541,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"Take it out. Pick it up. Pick it up. Pick it up. Take it out.","text_w_direction":"Take it out. Pick it up. Pick it up. Pick it up. Take it out.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38542,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Right. Okay.","text_w_direction":"Right. Okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38543,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Holly","text":"Sorry to interrupt. Forgot to collect my things.","text_w_direction":"Sorry to interrupt. Forgot to collect my things.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38544,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"Ah, the old \"leave behind.\" Oldest trick in the book. Good thing it's working.","text_w_direction":"Ah, the old \"leave behind.\" Oldest trick in the book. Good thing it's working.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38545,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Holly","text":"Oh, no. Michael, I don't want to make people uncomfortable.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no. Michael, I don't want to make people uncomfortable.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38546,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"Since when is comfort the most important thing? I mean, I don't... I don't sit on your lap because it's comfortable. I sit on your lap because I like the way your thighs feel on my butt.","text_w_direction":"Since when is comfort the most important thing? I mean, I don't... I don't sit on your lap because it's comfortable. I sit on your lap because I like the way your thighs feel on my butt.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38547,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Holly","text":"Yeah, but if they're uncomfortable, it makes me uncomfortable.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but if they're uncomfortable, it makes me uncomfortable.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38548,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"Oh. Okay. Well, if it makes you uncomfortable, then we'll stop.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Okay. Well, if it makes you uncomfortable, then we'll stop.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38549,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Holly","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38550,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"Holly and I are like Romeo and Juliet. And this office is like the dragon that kept them apart.","text_w_direction":"Holly and I are like Romeo and Juliet. And this office is like the dragon that kept them apart.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38551,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, you know why people here are complaining? They are jealous of two people in love on Valentine's Day.","text_w_direction":"Hey, you know why people here are complaining? They are jealous of two people in love on Valentine's Day.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38552,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Holly","text":"Two people in love?","text_w_direction":"Two people in love?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38553,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"I love you.","text_w_direction":"I love you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38554,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Holly","text":"Wait, wait, wait, what do you mean you love me? We've only been dating for a week. Do you mean you love me like, \"oh, hey, there's Holly. I love that girl.\" Or you do you mean you love me like you love me-love me?","text_w_direction":"Wait, wait, wait, what do you mean you love me? We've only been dating for a week. Do you mean you love me like, \"oh, hey, there's Holly. I love that girl.\" Or you do you mean you love me like you love me-love me?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38555,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"I love you-love you.","text_w_direction":"I love you-love you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38556,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Holly","text":"Wow, you love me-love me. I love you-love you.","text_w_direction":"Wow, you love me-love me. I love you-love you. [both laugh]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38557,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"I am really disappointed in the office's policy on PDA at this moment. I love you.","text_w_direction":"I am really disappointed in the office's policy on PDA at this moment. I love you. [shakes Holly's hand]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38558,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Holly","text":"I love you.","text_w_direction":"I love you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38559,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, whatever. No big deal. Just the hottest girl in the world loves me.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, whatever. No big deal. Just the hottest girl in the world loves me.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38560,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Okay, Ryan's the temp. What does he do at night?","text_w_direction":"Okay, Ryan's the temp. What does he do at night?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38561,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"I guess we just have to wait until night and see.","text_w_direction":"I guess we just have to wait until night and see.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38562,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, or maybe not.","text_w_direction":"Oh, or maybe not. [turns out the lights]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38563,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Oh. Cool.","text_w_direction":"[gasps] Oh. Cool.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38564,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"How romantic is this?","text_w_direction":"How romantic is this?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38565,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Super romantic.","text_w_direction":"Super romantic.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38566,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Right. Do you see a clue or...","text_w_direction":"Right. Do you see a clue or...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38567,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah. Did you not see it?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Did you not see it? [\"Eat at Hanks\" is written in glow-in-the-dark letters above the door]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38568,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, my gosh.","text_w_direction":"Oh, my gosh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38569,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Hanks.","text_w_direction":"Hanks.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38570,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim and Pam","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38571,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy and Erin","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"[bursting out of Ryan's closet] Hey.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38572,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"No time to chat.","text_w_direction":"No time to chat.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38573,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Sorry.","text_w_direction":"Sorry.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38574,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Well, we were just looking for Ryan, so he's not here.","text_w_direction":"Well, we were just looking for Ryan, so he's not here.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38575,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Ryan","text":"Hey. You're looking for me?","text_w_direction":"Hey. You're looking for me?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38576,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, yeah, we were. We were just looking to say hi. So hey.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah, we were. We were just looking to say hi. So hey.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38577,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Ryan","text":"No you weren't.","text_w_direction":"No you weren't.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38578,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"No, we weren't.","text_w_direction":"No, we weren't.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38579,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Ryan","text":"You wanted to have s*x in my office.","text_w_direction":"You wanted to have s*x in my office.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38580,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38581,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Definitely not. That's disgusting.","text_w_direction":"Definitely not. That's disgusting.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38582,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Ryan","text":"No. It's... it's cool. Just try to put everything back were you found it. Text me when you're finished. I'll be out here.","text_w_direction":"No. It's... it's cool. Just try to put everything back were you found it. Text me when you're finished. I'll be out here.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38583,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, you don't have to...","text_w_direction":"Hey, you don't have to...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38584,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"That was so embarrassing. I'm gonna die.","text_w_direction":"That was so embarrassing. I'm gonna die.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38585,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"That was really rough.","text_w_direction":"That was really rough.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38586,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Let me make something clear. Jim and I have never and will never have s*x in the office.","text_w_direction":"Let me make something clear. Jim and I have never and will never have s*x in the office.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38587,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"No, because the office isn't what I'd consider a romantic place.","text_w_direction":"No, because the office isn't what I'd consider a romantic place.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38588,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Besides, we have something those other people don't have, which is a home and a bed.","text_w_direction":"Besides, we have something those other people don't have, which is a home and a bed.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38589,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"And a shower.","text_w_direction":"And a shower.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
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{"index":38592,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"Here, shake. No!","text_w_direction":"Here, shake. No!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38593,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Holly","text":"No, don't touch.","text_w_direction":"No, don't touch.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38594,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"No, we can't.","text_w_direction":"No, we can't.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
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{"index":38597,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Holly","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38598,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38599,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Holly","text":"Almost got you.","text_w_direction":"Almost got you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38600,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, no, so close. Oh. No, we can't do that. We can't do this. Ohh.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, so close. Oh. No, we can't do that. We can't do this. Ohh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38601,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Holly","text":"You're not touching me.","text_w_direction":"You're not touching me.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38602,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know what your body feels like 'cause I can't touch it.","text_w_direction":"I don't know what your body feels like 'cause I can't touch it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38603,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"Okay, this is much worse than before.","text_w_direction":"Okay, this is much worse than before.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38604,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah, I agree. This is nasty.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I agree. This is nasty.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38605,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"Grab you here.","text_w_direction":"Grab you here.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38606,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Holly","text":"And here.","text_w_direction":"And here.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38607,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"I will grab you here anyway.","text_w_direction":"I will grab you here anyway. [laughs]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38608,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Gabe","text":"You have to cut it out.","text_w_direction":"You have to cut it out.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38609,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Holly","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38610,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"Never.","text_w_direction":"Never.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38611,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Holly","text":"You said you would.","text_w_direction":"You said you would.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38612,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"I did say I would, but I was wrong. I can't stop. You don't what it is like to love a woman and have her love you back. It is a feeling that cannot and will not, and frankly, cannot be contained.","text_w_direction":"I did say I would, but I was wrong. I can't stop. You don't what it is like to love a woman and have her love you back. It is a feeling that cannot and will not, and frankly, cannot be contained.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38613,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Gabe","text":"No one is a bigger fan of sexual touching than me. But with you two, it's reaching the level of a complex. I can think of three explanations. One","text_w_direction":"No one is a bigger fan of sexual touching than me. But with you two, it's reaching the level of a complex. I can think of three explanations. One[/b]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38614,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Holly","text":"No, I don't think so.","text_w_direction":"No, I don't think so.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38615,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Gabe","text":"Number two","text_w_direction":"Number two[/b]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38616,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, it was that. It's that one.","text_w_direction":"Yes, it was that. It's that one.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38617,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Holly","text":"Yes. Number three.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Number three.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38618,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Holly","text":"Give me all your money and take off your clothes.","text_w_direction":"Give me all your money and take off your clothes.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38619,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"We're not supposed to PDA.","text_w_direction":"We're not supposed to PDA.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38620,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Holly","text":"Come one. Nobody's looking. What's wrong?","text_w_direction":"Come one. Nobody's looking. What's wrong?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38621,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"I haven't thought about you having to go back to Nashua.","text_w_direction":"I haven't thought about you having to go back to Nashua.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38622,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Holly","text":"Maybe we didn't want to think about it. We can make it work. We'll date long-distance.","text_w_direction":"Maybe we didn't want to think about it. We can make it work. We'll date long-distance.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38623,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"That's what we said last time. Remember? We broke up on the drive. How's this gonna be any different?","text_w_direction":"That's what we said last time. Remember? We broke up on the drive. How's this gonna be any different?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38624,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Holly","text":"We weren't in love last time.","text_w_direction":"We weren't in love last time.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38625,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"I was in love with you.","text_w_direction":"I was in love with you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38626,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Holly","text":"I'm not saying it won't be hard. But we can make it work. That's what she said.","text_w_direction":"I'm not saying it won't be hard. But we can make it work. That's what she said.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38627,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[chuckles, sighs]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38628,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Oh. One Erin Special, please.","text_w_direction":"Oh. One Erin Special, please.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38629,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Hank","text":"Here's your bottle of sparkling cider.","text_w_direction":"Here's your bottle of sparkling cider.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38630,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38631,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"That's my favorite.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] That's my favorite.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38632,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Hank","text":"I'm now supposed to tell you to enjoy a mind-hunt break and look for a heart or some in the break room when you're through.","text_w_direction":"I'm now supposed to tell you to enjoy a mind-hunt break and look for a heart or some [bleep] in the break room when you're through.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38633,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"Hey, buck up, buddy!","text_w_direction":"[through the window at Michael] Hey, buck up, buddy!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38634,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"Make that face he likes.","text_w_direction":"Make that face he likes.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38635,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey. Hey. Come on. You're hurting him.","text_w_direction":"Hey. Hey. Come on. You're hurting him.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38636,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"It's like a time bomb...","text_w_direction":"It's like a time bomb...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38637,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Shh.","text_w_direction":"Shh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38638,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"...is ticking down. When it goes off, no more kissing. No more hugging.","text_w_direction":"...is ticking down. When it goes off, no more kissing. No more hugging.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38639,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Just hush.","text_w_direction":"Just hush.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38640,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"Sexual time bomb.","text_w_direction":"Sexual time bomb.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38641,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Just rock. Shh.","text_w_direction":"Just rock. Shh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38642,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"Boner Bomb starring Jason Statham. Or we go against type with an Eisenberg or a Michael Cera.","text_w_direction":"[into recorder] Boner Bomb starring Jason Statham. Or we go against type with an Eisenberg or a Michael Cera.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38643,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Movie idea?","text_w_direction":"Movie idea?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38644,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"No. Saving the world has never been this hard.","text_w_direction":"No. [into recorder] Saving the world has never been this hard.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38645,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay. Shh. Have you talked to her about your feelings? Women really go for that crap.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Shh. Have you talked to her about your feelings? Women really go for that crap.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38646,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"No, I can't talk to her. I can't even look at her without thinking about it ending.","text_w_direction":"No, I can't talk to her. I can't even look at her without thinking about it ending.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38647,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Kevin! Do more stupid faces.","text_w_direction":"Kevin! Do more stupid faces.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38648,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"Which one? I have a lot of stupid faces.","text_w_direction":"Which one? I have a lot of stupid faces.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38649,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38650,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"Do the monkey face.","text_w_direction":"Do the monkey face.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38651,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Do the monkey face!","text_w_direction":"Do the monkey face!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38652,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"I love that. I love that face.","text_w_direction":"I love that. I love that face.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38653,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Good. He loves it. Good. Jump. Jump up and down.","text_w_direction":"Good. He loves it. Good. Jump. Jump up and down.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38654,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"No. The monkey!","text_w_direction":"No. The monkey!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38655,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Go back to the monkey!","text_w_direction":"Go back to the monkey!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38656,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"Don't do the squirrel. Throw your poop.","text_w_direction":"Don't do the squirrel. Throw your poop.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38657,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Hurl your feces.","text_w_direction":"Hurl your feces.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38658,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"That's good.","text_w_direction":"That's good.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38659,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Good.","text_w_direction":"Good.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38660,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"That's good. He's throwing it.","text_w_direction":"That's good. He's throwing it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38661,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"They really do that.","text_w_direction":"They really do that.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38662,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38663,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"B-9.","text_w_direction":"[at vending machine] B-9.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38664,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"B-9.","text_w_direction":"B-9.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38665,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Like a benign tumor.","text_w_direction":"Like a benign tumor.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38666,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Maybe it's just more like, \"be mine.\"","text_w_direction":"Maybe it's just more like, \"be mine.\"","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38667,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, yes. There's a note. \"A little cookie for you, my miss. But the real treasure is your Valentine's kiss.\"","text_w_direction":"Oh, yes. There's a note. \"A little cookie for you, my miss. But the real treasure is your Valentine's kiss.\"","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38668,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Mm.","text_w_direction":"Mm.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38669,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Mm. Oh. We're suppose to...mmm","text_w_direction":"Mm. Oh. We're suppose to...mmm [leans in to kiss Andy]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38670,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Hmm.","text_w_direction":"Hmm. [points to Gabe blowing a kiss to Erin]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38671,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"Holly. Hey.","text_w_direction":"Holly. Hey.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38672,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Holly","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38673,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"Holly, I love you so, so, so much. And I think we need to break up.","text_w_direction":"Holly, I love you so, so, so much. And I think we need to break up.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38674,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Holly","text":"What? What are you talking about?","text_w_direction":"What? What are you talking about?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38675,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"Actually, it's Valentine's Day. Shouldn't be doing this today. I'll talk to you tomorrow.","text_w_direction":"Actually, it's Valentine's Day. Shouldn't be doing this today. I'll talk to you tomorrow.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38676,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Holly","text":"No, we're gonna talk now. You're not breaking up with me.","text_w_direction":"No, we're gonna talk now. You're not breaking up with me.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38677,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"You're gonna go back to Nashua eventually, and I can't handle it. So let's just...let's...","text_w_direction":"You're gonna go back to Nashua eventually, and I can't handle it. So let's just...let's...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38678,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Holly","text":"What if I said it wasn't up to them?","text_w_direction":"What if I said it wasn't up to them?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38679,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"Who?","text_w_direction":"Who?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38680,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Holly","text":"The company. Nobody knows our future, but it's not gonna be decided by the company. It's not gonna be decided by anybody but us. What we are is up to you and me.","text_w_direction":"The company. Nobody knows our future, but it's not gonna be decided by the company. It's not gonna be decided by anybody but us. What we are is up to you and me.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38681,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38682,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement to make. As of today, officially, Holly and I are moving into together. Yay! Thank you. Thank you. Oscar, this must be tough for you, watching this go down. You could not stand in the way of true love, my friend!","text_w_direction":"Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement to make. As of today, officially, Holly and I are moving into together. Yay! [claps] Thank you. Thank you. Oscar, this must be tough for you, watching this go down. You could not stand in the way of true love, my friend!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38683,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"Are you kidding? I wasn't trying to break you guys up.","text_w_direction":"Are you kidding? I wasn't trying to break you guys up.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38684,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"Better luck next time, pal.","text_w_direction":"Better luck next time, pal.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38685,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"Well, the point is, there will no longer be any need for PDA here at the office between us because, when we get home, we are going to make love to and with one another, and that, to me, is the best Valentine's Day present that a person could receive. So I bid you all adieu.","text_w_direction":"Well, the point is, there will no longer be any need for PDA here at the office between us because, when we get home, we are going to make love to and with one another, and that, to me, is the best Valentine's Day present that a person could receive. So I bid you all adieu.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38686,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Holly","text":"You do?","text_w_direction":"You do?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38687,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"I do.","text_w_direction":"I do.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38688,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"Go on. Kiss each other already.","text_w_direction":"Go on. Kiss each other already. [they kiss]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38689,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"Suck it, Oscar. This must kill you.","text_w_direction":"Suck it, Oscar. This must kill you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38690,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"I just told them to do it!","text_w_direction":"I just told them to do it!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38691,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38692,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38693,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"No. We took a walk.","text_w_direction":"No. We took a walk.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38694,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"We took a walk.","text_w_direction":"We took a walk.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38695,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"My perfect Valentine's Day? I'm at home, three cell phones in front of me, fielding desperate calls from people who want to buy one of the 50 restaurant reservations I made over six months ago.","text_w_direction":"My perfect Valentine's Day? I'm at home, three cell phones in front of me, fielding desperate calls from people who want to buy one of the 50 restaurant reservations I made over six months ago.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38696,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Ryan","text":"Anybody can be Prince Charming one day a year with the dinner and the flowers and all that. But you know what impresses me? When a guy can do that no days a year.","text_w_direction":"Anybody can be Prince Charming one day a year with the dinner and the flowers and all that. But you know what impresses me? When a guy can do that no days a year.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38697,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kelly","text":"Flowers, diamonds, three-course meal, violinist comes to my table to serenade me...","text_w_direction":"Flowers, diamonds, three-course meal, violinist comes to my table to serenade me...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38698,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"Pizza, soda, the moon, someone to share it with.","text_w_direction":"Pizza, soda, the moon, someone to share it with.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38699,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Michael","text":"What are our plans for tonight? Umm...","text_w_direction":"What are our plans for tonight? Umm...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38700,"season":7,"episode":16,"episode_name":"PDA","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Holly","text":"","text_w_direction":"[imitates a squeaky bed] [laughter]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1736,"air_date":"2011-02-10"}
{"index":38701,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Delivery Guy","text":"I got a delivery for ya'.","text_w_direction":"I got a delivery for ya'.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38702,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Leave it at reception.","text_w_direction":"Leave it at reception.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38703,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Delivery","text":"I'm supposed to deliver this one in person.","text_w_direction":"I'm supposed to deliver this one in person. [pulls out a gun and starts shooting at Michael, who dodges dramatically]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38704,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Clean up on aisle five.","text_w_direction":"[pulls out two handguns and kills the man with an unnecessarily large amount of bullets] Clean up on aisle five. [Threat Level[/b]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38705,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"After three years of writing, one year of shooting, four years of re-shooting and two years of editing, I have finally completed my movie, Threat Level","text_w_direction":"After three years of writing, one year of shooting, four years of re-shooting and two years of editing, I have finally completed my movie, Threat Level[/b]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38706,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Erin... what are you doing?","text_w_direction":"Erin... what are you doing?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38707,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Erin","text":"Guys! Guys. Did you guys know that our own Michael Scott has made a movie, and that he maybe will let us watch it, but only if everybody's dying to see it.","text_w_direction":"Guys! Guys. Did you guys know that our own Michael Scott has made a movie, and that he maybe will let us watch it, but only if everybody's dying to see it.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38708,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"That's... That's. Well, don't put words in my mouth.","text_w_direction":"That's... That's. Well, don't put words in my mouth.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38709,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Threat Level","text_w_direction":"Threat Level[/b]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38710,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"We're all in it, from like years and years ago. It's like a home movie.","text_w_direction":"We're all in it, from like years and years ago. It's like a home movie.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38711,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, if Michael Scott did your home movie!","text_w_direction":"Yeah, if Michael Scott did your home movie!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38712,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Michael screened a work in progress for us, years ago, and it didn't go well. We thought it was a comedy. Everything pointed to it being a comedy.","text_w_direction":"Michael screened a work in progress for us, years ago, and it didn't go well. We thought it was a comedy. [flashback clip of Michael angrily leaving the conference room while the whole office is laughing at the tv] Everything pointed to it being a comedy.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38713,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"We'd love to see it!","text_w_direction":"We'd love to see it!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38714,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Sweet, I will go invite Holly.","text_w_direction":"Sweet, I will go invite Holly.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38715,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Okay everyone, I know we're really excited to see this movie that everybody's in, but we have to remember that Michael is sensitive, so let's stay positive! And no laughing, no comments, just positive energy and we'll have a pure fun day! Okay?","text_w_direction":"Okay everyone, I know we're really excited to see this movie that everybody's in, but we have to remember that Michael is sensitive, so let's stay positive! And no laughing, no comments, just positive energy and we'll have a pure fun day! Okay?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38716,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Creed","text":"Thanks mom.","text_w_direction":"Thanks mom.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38717,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Holly","text":"You never told me you made a movie.","text_w_direction":"You never told me you made a movie.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38718,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Mhmm! It's got action, it's got heart, it's got some bosom.","text_w_direction":"Mhmm! It's got action, it's got heart, it's got some bosom.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38719,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Holly","text":"It's got you.","text_w_direction":"It's got you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38720,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"It's got a lot of me.","text_w_direction":"It's got a lot of me.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38721,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Holly","text":"I can't wait.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] I can't wait.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38722,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Ladies and gentleman, Threat Level","text_w_direction":"Ladies and gentleman, Threat Level[/b]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38723,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Narrator","text":"Michael Scarn, well that's an interesting story. He was once the best secret agent in the business. That was years ago. Where is he now? Well, that's also an interesting story.","text_w_direction":"[Stanley's voice as the screen shows Scarn Manor] Michael Scarn, well that's an interesting story. [headlines of Michael Scarn's success are shown as well as an article reporting the death of Michael's wife, Catherine Zeta Scarn] He was once the best secret agent in the business. That was years ago. Where is he now? Well, that's also an interesting story.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38724,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Samuel","text":"Master Scarn.","text_w_direction":"[Dwight Schrute dressed as a butler. Speaks in slow, deep voice] Master Scarn.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38725,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"I play Samuel, Michael Scarn's robot butler. I wanted Samuel's voice- to be like this! But Michael thought that Samuel should be a very advance android, almost indistinguishable from a real person.","text_w_direction":"I play Samuel, Michael Scarn's robot butler. I wanted Samuel's voice- [robot impression] to be like this! [normally] But Michael thought that Samuel should be a very advance android, almost indistinguishable from a real person.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38726,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight does not play a robot.","text_w_direction":"Dwight does not play a robot.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38727,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Samuel","text":"","text_w_direction":"[crashes cymbals by Michael's ear]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38728,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I'm up.","text_w_direction":"[lying on bed with a bottle of alcohol] I'm up.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38729,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Samuel","text":"It's the president. He needs you for a mission.","text_w_direction":"It's the president. He needs you for a mission.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38730,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Tell him I'm retired.","text_w_direction":"Tell him I'm retired.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38731,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"It's Goldenface.","text_w_direction":"It's Goldenface.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38732,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Goldenface, this makes it personal.","text_w_direction":"Goldenface, this makes it personal.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38733,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"President","text":"Scarn, you're right on time.","text_w_direction":"[Darryl, sitting at a desk in the Oval Office] Scarn, you're right on time. [cheering from the office]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38734,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Daryl","text":"I gave up a lot of weekends because I thought it'd be good for my daughter to see a black man as president. Even in a silly home movie. What a stupid waste of time.","text_w_direction":"I gave up a lot of weekends because I thought it'd be good for my daughter to see a black man as president. Even in a silly home movie. What a stupid waste of time.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38735,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"President","text":"It's your old enemy, Goldenface. He's after the NHL All Star Game. He's hidden a bomb somewhere in the stadium. Scarn, this one is personal for me. I own the stadium. I can't see it blown up. It's my retirement plan.","text_w_direction":"It's your old enemy, Goldenface. He's after the NHL All Star Game. He's hidden a bomb somewhere in the stadium. Scarn, this one is personal for me. I own the stadium. I can't see it blown up. It's my retirement plan.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38736,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Samuel","text":"We have to search the stadium.","text_w_direction":"We have to search the stadium.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38737,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"President","text":"Not so fast, Goldenface has taken all the concession stand workers hostage. Scarn, will you find these hostages, and save the game?","text_w_direction":"Not so fast, Goldenface has taken all the concession stand workers hostage. Scarn, will you find these hostages, and save the game?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38738,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Heads I do it, tails I don't. Best out of seven. Heads. Tails....Heads...Tails...Heads...Tails. Well, it looks like there's going to be a clean-up on aisle five.","text_w_direction":"[holding a quarter up] Heads I do it, tails I don't. Best out of seven. [flips the coin] Heads. [flips it again] Tails. [President winces each time he says tails]...Heads...Tails...Heads...Tails. [flips one more time and the quarter spins around on the table. Michael looks at it] Well, it looks like there's going to be a clean-up on aisle five.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38739,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Narrator","text":"Well, the hostages were scared.","text_w_direction":"Well, the hostages were scared.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38740,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Don't you guys get it? Nobody's coming for us.","text_w_direction":"[as a hostage] Don't you guys get it? Nobody's coming for us.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38741,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Goldenface","text":"Oh someone's coming alright, the only man who would care. Michael Scarn. See I'm gonna lure him here, then I kill everybody, then... I'm gonna dig up Scarn's dead wife, and I'm gonna hump her real good.","text_w_direction":"[Jim, with his face painted with metallic gold paint] Oh someone's coming alright, the only man who would care. [Goldenface turns in his chair, holding a golden gun] Michael Scarn. See I'm gonna lure him here, then I kill everybody, then... I'm gonna dig up Scarn's dead wife, and I'm gonna hump her real good. [malicious, deep laughter]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38742,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"I did not love the dialogue. Or the character. I took the role to impress a receptionist who will remain nameless.","text_w_direction":"I did not love the dialogue. Or the character. I took the role to impress a receptionist who will remain nameless.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38743,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Narrator","text":"Well, the All Star Game was three days away, so naturally it was all sold out. The only way Scarn was getting in was in a uniform. Just one problem with that, Scarn didn't know a hockey stick from a Slim Jim. So he went to meet with the famed trainer... Cherokee Jack.","text_w_direction":"[scene shows Michael Scarn driving through the rain] Well, the All Star Game was three days away, so naturally it was all sold out. The only way Scarn was getting in was in a uniform. Just one problem with that, Scarn didn't know a hockey stick from a Slim Jim. So he went to meet with the famed trainer... [Michael stops the car and gets out] Cherokee Jack.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38744,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Cherokee Jack","text":"Mop the ice.","text_w_direction":"[Creed wearing a tunic and carrying a mop, standing with Michael in front of an ice rink] Mop the ice.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38745,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I'm not here to learn how to mop, I'm here to learn how to play hockey.","text_w_direction":"I'm not here to learn how to mop, I'm here to learn how to play hockey.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38746,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Cherokee Jack","text":"Mop it. Now take this.","text_w_direction":"Mop it. [A montage of Michael mopping the ice awkwardly and using an ab-cruncher, and slowly getting better. After a little while, Cherokee Jack Slams a hockey stick on the ice to stop Michael, then offers it to him] Now take this.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38747,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"What am I supposed to do with this?","text_w_direction":"What am I supposed to do with this?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38748,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Cherokee Jack","text":"Mop.","text_w_direction":"Mop. [a montage shows Michael sliding around the ice skillfully and hitting the puck into the goal]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38749,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Narrator","text":"Well, Michael Scarn was quickly becoming one of the hottest hockey players in the country.","text_w_direction":"Well, Michael Scarn was quickly becoming one of the hottest hockey players in the country.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38750,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Each year, the National Hockey League selects one civilian amateur to play in the All Star Game. It's down to the three of you. The final test is speed skating. On your marks, get set...","text_w_direction":"[Ryan is acting as an official for the competition taking place. A line is formed in front of a line on the ice. Standing behind it are Michael Scarn, Oscar in a blue full-body suit, and a mysterious man in a hockey mask] Each year, the National Hockey League selects one civilian amateur to play in the All Star Game. It's down to the three of you. The final test is speed skating. [holds a gun to the ceiling] On your marks, get set...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38751,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Goldenface","text":"Die!","text_w_direction":"Die! [The masked man pulls off the mask to reveal that it is Goldenface]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38752,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Nice try Goldenface, but you forgot one thing, to kill me.","text_w_direction":"[Michael and Goldenface skate around the rink, Goldenface shooting with a solid gold gun, Michael with two pistols. Michael is out of breath at the end of the race] Nice try Goldenface, but you forgot one thing, to kill me.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38753,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Goldenface","text":"I wasn't trying to kill you, I was trying to slow you down.","text_w_direction":"I wasn't trying to kill you, I was trying to slow you down. [Ryan is seen placing a medal around Oscar's neck]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38754,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38755,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Goldenface","text":"Oh by the way!","text_w_direction":"Oh by the way!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38756,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38757,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Goldenface","text":"How's your wife doing?","text_w_direction":"How's your wife doing?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38758,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[begins to cry as Goldenface laughs]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38759,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Congratulations.","text_w_direction":"Congratulations.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38760,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"Hey, you came in second. Not bad either.","text_w_direction":"Hey, you came in second. Not bad either.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38761,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I am sorry that I have to do this...","text_w_direction":"I am sorry that I have to do this... [starts choking Oscar to death with his towel]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38762,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"Huh...","text_w_direction":"Huh...[muffled screaming as he slowly chokes, and eventually dies]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38763,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.","text_w_direction":"I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38764,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Samuel","text":"I'm intercepting a name. Jasmine Winsong. She works for Goldenface. What I can't figure out is, who is the Funky Cat.","text_w_direction":"I'm intercepting a name. Jasmine Winsong. She works for Goldenface. What I can't figure out is, who is the Funky Cat.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38765,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Not who, what. The Funky Cat is the hippest Jazz Club in town.","text_w_direction":"Not who, what. The Funky Cat is the hippest Jazz Club in town. [stands up with his cup of tea and walks by Samuel, pouring his tea all over him]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38766,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Samuel","text":"Oh-","text_w_direction":"Oh-[starts to freak out, but the scene is crudely cut short]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38767,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"He cut the part where my circuit board malfunctioned! What was the point of spilling the drink on me?","text_w_direction":"He cut the part where my circuit board malfunctioned! What was the point of spilling the drink on me?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38768,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"They call me Jasmine Winsong.","text_w_direction":"[acting as a jazz singer at the Funky Cat, singing] They call me Jasmine Winsong.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38769,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Bingo.","text_w_direction":"[walking into the Funky Cat] Bingo.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38770,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"He finished his movie? No kidding. Wow, that's great. Yeah that's good for him.","text_w_direction":"He finished his movie? [frantically trying to open her car door, as if trying to get away from the camera crew] No kidding. Wow, that's great. Yeah that's good for him.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38771,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"","text_w_direction":"[singing gibberish while laying on the piano on stage]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38772,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[pulls out a recording device from his pocket and clicks it on]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38773,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jan","text":"The hostages are under the stadium.","text_w_direction":"[michael pushes the backwards button on the recorder] The hostages are under the stadium. [An assassin with a golden tie shoots her with a tranquilizer and she falls]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38774,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Jack Blaise.","text_w_direction":"Jack Blaise.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38775,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"You have to let us go Goldenface! We have families!","text_w_direction":"You have to let us go Goldenface! We have families!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38776,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Goldenface","text":"Ha! This is gonna show them that I mean business. See ya!","text_w_direction":"Ha! This is gonna show them [cocks his golden gun] that I mean business. See ya! [points gun to Toby the hostage's head, shoots and Toby's fake head explodes, the shot is shown repeatedly]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38777,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"By far and away, the most expensive shot in the movie. But, it was integral to the story.","text_w_direction":"By far and away, the most expensive shot in the movie. But, it was integral to the story.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38778,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Samuel","text":"Ha!","text_w_direction":"Ha! [kicking open the gate in the stadium where the hostages and Goldenface are]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38779,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Michael Scarn!","text_w_direction":"Michael Scarn!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38780,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Goldenface","text":"Sorry about your friend, Scarn!","text_w_direction":"Sorry about your friend, Scarn!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38781,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"The joke's on you Goldenface, that man was a wanted animal rapist.","text_w_direction":"The joke's on you Goldenface, that man was a wanted animal rapist.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38782,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Goldenface","text":"","text_w_direction":"[gives Michael a disgusted look]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38783,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Samuel","text":"We've searched the whole building, Goldenface, where is the bomb?","text_w_direction":"We've searched the whole building, Goldenface, where is the bomb?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38784,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Goldenface","text":"Hm?","text_w_direction":"Hm?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38785,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Samuel","text":"We've searched the whole building, Goldenface, where is the bomb?","text_w_direction":"We've searched the whole building, Goldenface, where is the bomb?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38786,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Goldenface","text":"Hm?","text_w_direction":"Hm?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38787,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Samuel","text":"We've searched the wh- ok...","text_w_direction":"We've searched the wh- ok...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38788,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"He said, where is the bomb?","text_w_direction":"He said, where is the bomb?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38789,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Goldenface","text":"In the puck!","text_w_direction":"In the puck! [tosses the puck to Michael]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38790,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Why are you telling me this?","text_w_direction":"Why are you telling me this?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38791,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Goldenface","text":"Because I'm going to kill you. Unless! You forgive me for murdering your wife.","text_w_direction":"Because I'm going to kill you. [takes out golden gun] Unless! You forgive me for murdering your wife. [distraught, memories of him and his wife are shown on the puck in a dreamy haze]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38792,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hey Goldenface.","text_w_direction":"Hey Goldenface.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38793,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Goldenface","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38794,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Go puck yourself!","text_w_direction":"Go puck yourself!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38795,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Goldenface","text":"","text_w_direction":"[dodges the puck and shoots at Michael]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38796,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Samuel","text":"Noooo!","text_w_direction":"Noooo! [jumps in front of Michael to receive the bullet]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38797,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"That was not scripted.","text_w_direction":"That was not scripted.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38798,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Goldenface","text":"","text_w_direction":"[re-cocks gun and shoots at Michael, who looks shocked and scared]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38799,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"More Tylenol.","text_w_direction":"More Tylenol.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38800,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Helene","text":"You've already had four.","text_w_direction":"[as a busty nurse] You've already had four.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38801,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Looking at her mother on screen, horrified] Oh God... So good.","text_w_direction":"Looking at her mother on screen, horrified] Oh God... [looks at Michael] So good.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38802,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Helene","text":"You're lucky to be alive.","text_w_direction":"You're lucky to be alive.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38803,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"It'll take a lot more than a bullet to the brain, lungs, heart, back, and balls to kill Michael Scarn.","text_w_direction":"It'll take a lot more than a bullet to the brain, lungs, heart, back, and balls to kill Michael Scarn.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38804,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Helene","text":"Let's just make sure that everything's... Working properly...","text_w_direction":"Let's just make sure that everything's... Working properly... [leans in closer to Michael and the heart rate monitor, which was beating steadily, now beats very quickly]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38805,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"President","text":"You just said the bomb... is in the puck?","text_w_direction":"You just said the bomb... is in the puck?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38806,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael and Samuel together","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38807,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"President","text":"Is that where you hid the bomb Goldenface?","text_w_direction":"Is that where you hid the bomb Goldenface?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38808,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Goldenface","text":"","text_w_direction":"[walks into the Oval Office with an accomplice, Troy]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38809,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Samuel","text":"But why would you blow up the stadium? You OWN the stadium!","text_w_direction":"But why would you blow up the stadium? You OWN the stadium!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38810,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"For the insurance money! I knew it all along! You will never get away with this!","text_w_direction":"For the insurance money! I knew it all along! [the President, Goldenface, and his minion pull out automatic machine guns] You will never get away with this! [takes a painting of Abraham Lincoln and awkwardly smashes it on the President's head, runs out of the office as Goldenface and his minion shoot at them]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38811,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Where had I gone wrong? All I wanted was to start a family with my beautiful wife. But somewhere along the way, things got messed up.","text_w_direction":"Where had I gone wrong? All I wanted was to start a family with my beautiful wife. But somewhere along the way, things got messed up.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38812,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Narrator","text":"It wasn't easy for Scarn to admit that he had lost his self-confidence. And he hadn't of course, He just wasn't using it right now.","text_w_direction":"It wasn't easy for Scarn to admit that he had lost his self-confidence. And he hadn't of course, He just wasn't using it right now.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38813,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Beer me Billy.","text_w_direction":"[in a bar] Beer me Billy.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38814,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Billy","text":"You don't looks so good, what's got ya down?","text_w_direction":"[Andy as a bar tender with a Brooklyn accent] You don't looks so good, what's got ya down?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38815,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I got problems Billy. Big problems...","text_w_direction":"I got problems Billy. Big problems...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38816,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Billy","text":"You got problems?! My TV don't work! I pay thirty bucks a month for the damn satellite what's-a-whosit, I can't even get the damn game! Now you tell me, what's worse than that?","text_w_direction":"You got problems?! My TV don't work! I pay thirty bucks a month for the damn satellite what's-a-whosit, I can't even get the damn game! Now you tell me, what's worse than that?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38817,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Don't ever change Billy. Goldenface is going to blow up the NHL All Star Game tomorrow.","text_w_direction":"[laughs to himself] Don't ever change Billy. Goldenface is going to blow up the NHL All Star Game tomorrow.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38818,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Billy","text":"I see what you mean about problems. I know what'll cheer you up. That table of bachelorettes over there bought you this drink.","text_w_direction":"I see what you mean about problems. I know what'll cheer you up. That table of bachelorettes over there bought you this drink. [a table with Meredith, Phyllis, Karen, and Angela all say hey to Michael]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38819,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Karen","text":"Ever banged an entire bachelorette party, baby?","text_w_direction":"Ever banged an entire bachelorette party, baby? [winks]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38820,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Karen","text":"Why are you singling my line out, like, a million years later?","text_w_direction":"Why are you singling my line out, like, a million years later?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38821,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I'm too depressed to save the big game Billy.","text_w_direction":"I'm too depressed to save the big game Billy.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38822,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Billy","text":"I'm gonna cheer you up, the only ways I know hows. Hey kid! Hit G-9 on the Jukebox!","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna cheer you up, the only ways I know hows. [to a small boy in overalls] Hey kid! Hit G-9 on the Jukebox!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38823,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No Billy, I haven't done that dance since my wife died.","text_w_direction":"No Billy, I haven't done that dance since my wife died.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38824,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Billy","text":"There is a whole crowd of people out there, who need to learn, how to do The Scarn.","text_w_direction":"There is a whole crowd of people out there, who need to learn, how to do The Scarn.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38825,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Well my name's Michael Scarn and I'm here to say, I'm about to do The Scarn in a major way. You jump to the right and you shake a hand and you jump to the left and you shake that hand. You meet new friends, and tie that yarn, and that's how you do The Scarn! You jump to the right and you shake a hand and you jump to the left and you shake that hand. You meet new friends, and tie that yarn, and that's how you do The Scarn! You jump to the right and you shake a hand and you jump to the left and you shake that hand. You meet new friends, and tie that yarn, and that's how you do The Scarn!","text_w_direction":"[A funky beat sounds from the Jukebox and Michael starts dancing poorly] Well my name's Michael Scarn and I'm here to say, I'm about to do The Scarn in a major way. [the bachelorettes and the others in the bar stand up to join him] You jump to the right and you shake a hand and you jump to the left and you shake that hand. You meet new friends, and tie that yarn, and that's how you do The Scarn! [doing the actions he says to] You jump to the right and you shake a hand and you jump to the left and you shake that hand. You meet new friends, and tie that yarn, and that's how you do The Scarn! You jump to the right and you shake a hand and you jump to the left and you shake that hand. You meet new friends, and tie that yarn, and that's how you do The Scarn!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38826,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Todd Packer","text":"If doing The Scarn is gay, then I'm the biggest queer on Earth!","text_w_direction":"[as a drunken man in the bar] If doing The Scarn is gay, then I'm the biggest queer on Earth!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38827,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Sorry.","text_w_direction":"[cracking up at the stupidity of it, the rest of the office besides Michael and Holly are concealing their laughter. Pam Is trying to quiet Jim up] Sorry.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38828,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[turns off the movie from the remote, the office complains]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38829,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"I'm sorry, I'm really, really sorry. I think I was just relieved, to see that Michael Scarn got his confidence back.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, I'm really, really sorry. I think I was just relieved, to see that Michael Scarn got his confidence back.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38830,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"Yeah Michael the movie is amazing!","text_w_direction":"Yeah Michael the movie is amazing!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38831,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"It's like one of the best movies I've ever seen in my life.","text_w_direction":"It's like one of the best movies I've ever seen in my life.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38832,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"You should enter it in festivals!","text_w_direction":"You should enter it in festivals!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38833,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Or carnivals!","text_w_direction":"Or carnivals!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38834,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Well that's a... pretty good reaction. Pretty cool, right? Did you like it? Did you like that?","text_w_direction":"[to Holly] Well that's a... pretty good reaction. [Holly nods] Pretty cool, right? Did you like it? Did you like that?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38835,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Holly","text":"Uh... which part?","text_w_direction":"Uh... which part?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38836,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. No, it's not good enough. It's not good enough...","text_w_direction":"Okay. [Stands up and leaves the conference room to the dismay of the office] No, it's not good enough. It's not good enough...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38837,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Some people are really popping on screen!","text_w_direction":"Some people are really popping on screen!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38838,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38839,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Holly","text":"Hey! Good movie.","text_w_direction":"Hey! Good movie.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38840,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Mmmm, good? Everybody out there says it's great!","text_w_direction":"Mmmm, good? Everybody out there says it's great!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38841,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Holly","text":"I loved it.","text_w_direction":"I loved it.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38842,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Did you? What did you love about it?","text_w_direction":"Did you? What did you love about it?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38843,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Holly","text":"Uhm, I loved that you got to work together with all your friends. Isn't that great when you can all work together like that?","text_w_direction":"Uhm, I loved that you got to work together with all your friends. Isn't that great when you can all work together like that?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38844,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No, no. Holly, this isn't Ocean's Eleven, where you get together with all your friends and just have fun and don't care about how it turns out. What'd you really think, honestly.","text_w_direction":"No, no. Holly, this isn't Ocean's Eleven, where you get together with all your friends and just have fun and don't care about how it turns out. What'd you really think, honestly.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38845,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Holly","text":"Uhm...","text_w_direction":"Uhm...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38846,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Is it, is it because you're afraid of where this is gonna take me? See, because I need you... to keep me grounded.","text_w_direction":"Is it, is it because you're afraid of where this is gonna take me? See, because I need you... to keep me grounded.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38847,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Holly","text":"Not worried about that.","text_w_direction":"Not worried about that.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38848,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"It was eleven years, okay? This has been my dream for eleven years, and if you don't think it's great than you're basically saying that you don't believe in my dream.","text_w_direction":"[angrily] It was eleven years, okay? This has been my dream for eleven years, and if you don't think it's great than you're basically saying that you don't believe in my dream.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38849,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Holly","text":"Wha- It's your dream and you never even mentioned it before!","text_w_direction":"Wha- It's your dream and you never even mentioned it before!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38850,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I talk about a lot of things, Holly! I was eventually gonna get around to my dream! Obviously! Eleven years I could've been working on the Scarn Nebulus.","text_w_direction":"I talk about a lot of things, Holly! I was eventually gonna get around to my dream! Obviously! Eleven years I could've been working on the Scarn Nebulus.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38851,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Holly","text":"Well why do you have to make a movie at all?","text_w_direction":"Well why do you have to make a movie at all?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38852,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Because, if I don't have this, what do I have? I have nothing.","text_w_direction":"Because, if I don't have this, what do I have? I have nothing.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38853,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Holly","text":"Really, you can't think of anything else that you might have?","text_w_direction":"Really, you can't think of anything else that you might have?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38854,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I have my book on business, Somehow I Manage. I have my HBO comedy special, Here I Go Again dot-dot-dot. But you know what? When I think about it, when I really think about it, none of those things are as real to me as my movie.","text_w_direction":"I have my book on business, Somehow I Manage. I have my HBO comedy special, Here I Go Again dot-dot-dot. But you know what? When I think about it, when I really think about it, none of those things are as real to me as my movie.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38855,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Holly","text":"I'm real.","text_w_direction":"I'm real.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38856,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, you're a real pain in the ass. And I'm gonna go watch the movie with people who think it's great! And I'm sorry I called you a pain in the ass, I'm angry, and I love you.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you're a real pain in the ass. And I'm gonna go watch the movie with people who think it's great! And I'm sorry I called you a pain in the ass, I'm angry, and I love you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38857,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Holly","text":"I love you too.","text_w_direction":"I love you too.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38858,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I am a huge Woody Allen fan. Although I've only seen Antz, but I'll tell you something. What I respect about that man, is that when he was going through all that stuff that came out in the press, about how Antz was just a rip-off of A Bug's Life, he stayed true to his films. Or at least the film that I saw which again was Antz. The thing is... I thought Bug's Life was better, much better. Than Ants. The point is, don't listen to your critics, listen to your fans.","text_w_direction":"I am a huge Woody Allen fan. Although I've only seen Antz, but I'll tell you something. What I respect about that man, is that when he was going through all that stuff that came out in the press, about how Antz was just a rip-off of A Bug's Life, he stayed true to his films. Or at least the film that I saw which again was Antz. The thing is... I thought Bug's Life was better, much better. Than Ants. The point is, don't listen to your critics, listen to your fans.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38859,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Who likes Threat Level","text_w_direction":"Who likes Threat Level[/b]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38860,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Samuel","text":"Michael! You have to get to that puck before halftime! Or the whole stadium will explode!","text_w_direction":"Michael! You have to get to that puck before halftime! Or the whole stadium will explode!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38861,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I know, it's a good thing my trainer and mentor is here to cheer me on!","text_w_direction":"I know, it's a good thing my trainer and mentor is here to cheer me on!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38862,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Samuel","text":"Cherokee Jack? Michael he died.","text_w_direction":"Cherokee Jack? Michael he died.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38863,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"This one's for you Cherokee Jack.","text_w_direction":"[crying] This one's for you Cherokee Jack. [Michael skates into the rink of an already in-play match]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38864,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"We filmed this during an actual Scranton High School Hockey Game, trying to qualify for states.","text_w_direction":"We filmed this during an actual Scranton High School Hockey Game, trying to qualify for states.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38865,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"That's fine, it's great!","text_w_direction":"[he office shushes Michael to hear the movie better] That's fine, it's great!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38866,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No, no! Actually it's really screwed up because they, they were trying to qualify, they were disqualified, they had to forfeit the game. Undefeated season. That's why there were so many people there.","text_w_direction":"No, no! Actually it's really screwed up because they [chuckles], they were trying to qualify, they were disqualified, they had to forfeit the game. Undefeated season. That's why there were so many people there. [Michael stands up, clearly realizing that his movie is not as great as he thought]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38867,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Why is your face gold?","text_w_direction":"Why is your face gold?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38868,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Goldenface","text":"Why do you care?","text_w_direction":"Why do you care?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38869,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I'm just making conversation.","text_w_direction":"I'm just making conversation.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38870,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Goldenface","text":"I worked in a gold factory, we had a boss, who only cared about money...","text_w_direction":"I worked in a gold factory, we had a boss, who only cared about money...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38871,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hey...","text_w_direction":"Hey...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38872,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Holly","text":"Hey, I'm sorry. It is good.","text_w_direction":"Hey, I'm sorry. It is good.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38873,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No it's not. It's not. But, they really seem to be enjoying it.","text_w_direction":"No it's not. [kisses Holly while smiling] It's not. But, they really seem to be enjoying it.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38874,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Hostage","text":"Please Goldenface, let us go!","text_w_direction":"Please Goldenface, let us go!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38875,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Cherokee Jack.","text_w_direction":"[ees Cherokee Jack from a confusion of heavenly light and smoke] Cherokee Jack.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38876,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Cherokee Jack","text":"I want you to take all of your frustrations, with women, the system, with everything. Take it out on the puck. All on the puck.","text_w_direction":"I want you to take all of your frustrations, with women, the system, with everything. Take it out on the puck. All on the puck.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38877,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[laughs at the stupidity]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38878,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[skates forward, hits the puck, and stares in wonder as it flies by]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38879,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Samuel","text":"Yah!","text_w_direction":"Yah! [kicks open the gate to save the hostages, hostages rejoice as Samuel unties them] [the puck is seen flying into space and it hits a satellite, Billy is at his bar and his TV suddenly turns back on]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38880,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Billy","text":"Hey! We got sports games again!","text_w_direction":"Hey! We got sports games again! [people at the bar cheer]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38881,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Goldenface","text":"Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh-","text_w_direction":"[seen at his house counting his money] Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! [The puck lands on his lap] Oh-[A large explosion blocks out his words] [The office cheers at the ending of the movie, Michael Scarn holds up a trophy]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38882,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Some breakfast for me and some breakfast for you.","text_w_direction":"[in Scarn manor] Some breakfast for me [shows a plate of bacon and eggs] and some breakfast for you. [pulls out an oil can and oils Samuel's circuit board on his back]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38883,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh yeah, I guess I did let him be a robot.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah, I guess I did let him be a robot.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38884,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"I'll get it! Man I love being retired! Scarn here!","text_w_direction":"[phone rings] I'll get it! Man I love being retired! Scarn here!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38885,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"President","text":"Michael, it's the president.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Michael, it's the president.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38886,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Hello sir.","text_w_direction":"Hello sir.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38887,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"President","text":"I need you for another mission.","text_w_direction":"I need you for another mission.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38888,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Ugh... I'm in.","text_w_direction":"Ugh... [after a little thought] I'm in.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38889,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Whoa Whoa Whoa! Isn't the president evil?","text_w_direction":"[the office cheers] Whoa Whoa Whoa! Isn't the president evil?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38890,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"Oh yeah! Yes he is!","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah! [laughs] Yes he is!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38891,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"No no, he's doing it to catch the president!","text_w_direction":"No no, he's doing it to catch the president!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38892,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Michael","text":"No, no Dwight. He's just being stupid.","text_w_direction":"No, no Dwight. He's just being stupid. [the office laughs]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38893,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Narrator","text":"Well, Michael Scarn was back in the game. And I bet you're wondering why do I know so much about Michael Scarn. Well because I AM Michael Scarn.","text_w_direction":"[in Stanley's voice, a chair is shown with a gray haired head sticking above it] Well, Michael Scarn was back in the game. And I bet you're wondering why do I know so much about Michael Scarn. [the chair revolves to show Michael Scarn, gray haired, talking with Stanley's voice] Well because I AM Michael Scarn. [applause]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38894,"season":7,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Threat Level Midnight","director":"Tucker Gates","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Rapper","text":"Ahhhh, yeah! Threat Level Midnight! Makes all the girlies feel alright! From Madonna to Madelyn Allbrite, Threat Level Midnight! It's a threat, a level, a level level threat. He's the greatest hockey-star I ever seen yet. Threat Level what? Midnight! Threat Level who? Michael Scarn! Threat Level why? Apartheid! Gotta fight it, Free Mandela! Peace I'm out!","text_w_direction":"[Andy rapping to a montage of scenes from the movie] Ahhhh, yeah! Threat Level Midnight! Makes all the girlies feel alright! From Madonna to Madelyn Allbrite, Threat Level Midnight! It's a threat, a level, a level level threat. He's the greatest hockey-star I ever seen yet. Threat Level what? Midnight! Threat Level who? Michael Scarn! Threat Level why? Apartheid! Gotta fight it, Free Mandela! Peace I'm out!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":3525,"air_date":"2011-02-17"}
{"index":38895,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"I have the best survival stock shelter in north eastern Pennsylvania. But everything has a shelf-life. So I must eat and replace everything that's about to expire. It's nice not to have to plan my meals.","text_w_direction":"I have the best survival stock shelter in north eastern Pennsylvania. But everything has a shelf-life. So I must eat and replace everything that's about to expire. It's nice not to have to plan my meals.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38896,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Kevin","text":"You're eating eight year old tomatoes?","text_w_direction":"You're eating eight year old tomatoes?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38897,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"They're still good for another week.","text_w_direction":"They're still good for another week.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38898,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Meredith","text":"You know, I think I have some type of cheese in the back of my fridge you might like.","text_w_direction":"You know, I think I have some type of cheese in the back of my fridge you might like. [Jim smiles]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38899,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Kevin","text":"I've got some cheese you might like too. In between my toes.","text_w_direction":"I've got some cheese you might like too. In between my toes. [all laugh]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38900,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Hardy har har. Okay picture this","text_w_direction":"Hardy har har. Okay picture this[/b]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38901,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Because of the sign, that says no pounding no begging.","text_w_direction":"Because of the sign, that says no pounding no begging.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38902,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"No. Because you laughed at me. Kevin will be eaten! Pam will be taken slave! Jim will be made a warlord's gesture. Meredith will do ok. Be assured this day will come. It's just a matter of time. Could be one month, could be two months.","text_w_direction":"No. Because you laughed at me. Kevin will be eaten! Pam will be taken slave! Jim will be made a warlord's gesture. Meredith will do ok. Be assured this day will come. It's just a matter of time. Could be one month, could be two months.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38903,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Three months.","text_w_direction":"Three months.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38904,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Could be.","text_w_direction":"Could be.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38905,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Four months.","text_w_direction":"Four months.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38906,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"I can see that happening, yes.","text_w_direction":"I can see that happening, yes.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38907,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Eight months?","text_w_direction":"Eight months?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38908,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"That's a realistic time line.","text_w_direction":"That's a realistic time line.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38909,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Eleven months.","text_w_direction":"[Pam kisses Jim on the cheek] Eleven months.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38910,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Perhaps.","text_w_direction":"Perhaps.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38911,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Okay now really think hard about this one","text_w_direction":"Okay now really think hard about this one[/b]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38912,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"I can see that as a very real possibility.","text_w_direction":"I can see that as a very real possibility.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38913,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Four hundred and ninety-four months?","text_w_direction":"[time has obviously passed, as everyone is gone except Jim and Dwight] Four hundred and ninety-four months?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38914,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"I can see that happening.","text_w_direction":"I can see that happening.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38915,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Four hundred and ninety-FIVE months. That's just...","text_w_direction":"Four hundred and ninety-FIVE months. That's just...","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38916,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Todd","text":"I really though I was becoming too much of a womanizer. I realized I had shirts in five different women's houses.","text_w_direction":"I really though I was becoming too much of a womanizer. I realized I had shirts in five different women's houses.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38917,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"Still not seeing the problem here.","text_w_direction":"Still not seeing the problem here.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38918,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Todd","text":"All right, truth is I gotta couple love bumps on my ding-dong so, game-over!","text_w_direction":"All right, truth is I gotta couple love bumps on my ding-dong so, game-over!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38919,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"It was the best of times, it was the awesomest of times. And now Packer wants to come home. And ohh, look who's here to sign off on it! My boo, Holly.","text_w_direction":"It was the best of times, it was the awesomest of times. And now Packer wants to come home. And ohh, look who's here to sign off on it! My boo, Holly.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38920,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Holly","text":"Hi!","text_w_direction":"[walks into conference room with Michael and Todd] Hi!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38921,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi. [Holly and Michael kiss]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38922,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Holly","text":"You must be Todd.","text_w_direction":"You must be Todd.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38923,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Todd","text":"Whoa! I'm sorry, Michael. I thought we were meeting Holly today, not Jennifer Aniston!","text_w_direction":"[shaking Holly's hand] Whoa! I'm sorry, Michael. I thought we were meeting Holly today, not Jennifer Aniston!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38924,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Holly","text":"Very funny. Okay let's get started.","text_w_direction":"[laughs oddly] Very funny. Okay let's get started.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38925,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Todd","text":"After you!","text_w_direction":"After you!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38926,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, Michael! This'll be just us.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Michael! This'll be just us.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38927,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, yes yes yes yes. Just so you know, he's at his funniest when you've given him five shots.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yes yes yes yes. Just so you know, he's at his funniest when you've given him five shots.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38928,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Holly","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38929,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"And it also helps if you've had five shots.","text_w_direction":"And it also helps if you've had five shots.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38930,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Holly","text":"I already have.","text_w_direction":"I already have.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38931,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"Whoa!","text_w_direction":"Whoa!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38932,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Why is Packer back?","text_w_direction":"[to Michael] Why is Packer back?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38933,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"Is Packer here?","text_w_direction":"Is Packer here?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38934,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Why's he talking to Holly?","text_w_direction":"Why's he talking to Holly?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38935,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"Don't know, don't care.","text_w_direction":"[peering into conference room] Don't know, don't care.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38936,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Holly","text":"Michael loves you, and your sales speak for themselves.","text_w_direction":"[to Todd] Michael loves you, and your sales speak for themselves.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38937,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Todd","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"[excitedly] Oh!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38938,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"Yes! The Pack is back! Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to a man who needs no introduction, probably because most of you have done it with him. Just kidding he wouldn't be interested in any of you. In all seriousness, Todd Packer, is a permanent salesman at this branch. And I would like to invite you to welcome him with open arms.","text_w_direction":"[sees Holly and Todd shaking hands in the conference room] Yes! The Pack is back! Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to a man who needs no introduction, probably because most of you have done it with him. Just kidding he wouldn't be interested in any of you. In all seriousness, Todd Packer, is a permanent salesman at this branch. And I would like to invite you to welcome him with open arms.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38939,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Kevin","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38940,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"What!?","text_w_direction":"What!?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38941,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Todd","text":"It's great to be among friends, but until then, you suckers will do!","text_w_direction":"It's great to be among friends, but until then, you suckers will do!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38942,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Kevin","text":"Nice! We got burned!","text_w_direction":"Nice! We got burned!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38943,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"You did! You got burned, because Packer's back! Packer is turning in his car for a desk. He is turning in his condoms, for a condominium! Although he's probably going to have to use condoms from here on out.","text_w_direction":"You did! You got burned, because Packer's back! Packer is turning in his car for a desk. He is turning in his condoms, for a condominium! Although he's probably going to have to use condoms from here on out.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38944,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Holly, you approved this?","text_w_direction":"[seething] Holly, you approved this?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38945,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Holly","text":"Yes I did, I think Todd's gonna make a great addition to the staff.","text_w_direction":"Yes I did, I think Todd's gonna make a great addition to the staff.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38946,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"You did approve it?","text_w_direction":"You did approve it?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38947,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Holly","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38948,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Kevin","text":"What don't you understand about the word approved? It seems some of you don't know what the word approved means.","text_w_direction":"What don't you understand about the word approved? It seems some of you don't know what the word approved means.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38949,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Kevin","text":"I have very little patience for stupidity.","text_w_direction":"I have very little patience for stupidity.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38950,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Erin","text":"Sorry we're late. Gabe fell in the shower.","text_w_direction":"[walking in with Gabe behind her] Sorry we're late. Gabe fell in the shower.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38951,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Gabe","text":"I'm such a klutz!","text_w_direction":"I'm such a klutz!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38952,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah, it took the fire department forever to get there. Oh my God, where did this come from?! Who did this?!","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it took the fire department forever to get there. [realizing there's a new computer at her desk. Gets very excited] Oh my God, where did this come from?! Who did this?!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38953,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"I got Erin a new computer, because the one at reception sucked. I should know. And I don't wanna say the other one was old, but its I.P. number is one! Right?","text_w_direction":"I got Erin a new computer, because the one at reception sucked. I should know. And I don't wanna say the other one was old, but its I.P. number is one! [laughs sheepishly] Right?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38954,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Erin","text":"Thank you Pam.","text_w_direction":"Thank you Pam.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38955,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"Awwh, you're welcome. My pleasure.","text_w_direction":"Awwh, you're welcome. [they hug] My pleasure.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38956,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Can I do something for ya?","text_w_direction":"[Pam walks over to him and smiles excitedly while bouncing, Jim imitates her] Can I do something for ya?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38957,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"I just helped someone out. It feels good.","text_w_direction":"I just helped someone out. It feels good.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38958,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Nice. You know, I cleaned our daughter for like, an hour at four a.m. this morning, so...","text_w_direction":"Nice. You know, I cleaned our daughter for like, an hour at four a.m. this morning, so...","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38959,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"So you know the feeling.","text_w_direction":"So you know the feeling.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38960,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"Special delivery for Dwight K. Schrute.","text_w_direction":"Special delivery for Dwight K. Schrute.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38961,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"I didn't order anything.","text_w_direction":"I didn't order anything.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38962,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"And I don't have anything for you. But I do wanna talk to you about something. We have been thinking about where Packer should sit... And we can't just sit around and wait for Creed to die.","text_w_direction":"And I don't have anything for you. But I do wanna talk to you about something. We have been thinking about where Packer should sit... And we can't just sit around and wait for Creed to die.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38963,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Well there's a lot of seats in the annex.","text_w_direction":"Well there's a lot of seats in the annex.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38964,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"So you wouldn't mind permanently relocating, so that Packer can take this desk here.","text_w_direction":"So you wouldn't mind permanently relocating, so that Packer can take this desk here. [Jim looks appalled]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38965,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Todd","text":"Thanks man, it'd mean a lot.","text_w_direction":"Thanks man, it'd mean a lot.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38966,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"I have been sitting here for ten years, Michael.","text_w_direction":"I have been sitting here for ten years, Michael.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38967,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Todd","text":"well I was there for twelve years. Plus my name's carved under the desk.","text_w_direction":"well I was there for twelve years. Plus my name's carved under the desk.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38968,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"No it is not.","text_w_direction":"No it is not.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38969,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Todd","text":"Is too!","text_w_direction":"Is too!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38970,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"Let's look at this.","text_w_direction":"[Grunting as he crawls under Dwight's desk. Dwight follows] Let's look at this.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38971,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Todd","text":"Check it out!","text_w_direction":"Check it out!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38972,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't wanna move desks!","text_w_direction":"I don't wanna move desks!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38973,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"Don't be a baby! Okay! There it is. Packer was here and so was your mom! [Todd starts humping Dwight and Michael who are still under the desk.","text_w_direction":"Don't be a baby! Okay! There it is. Packer was here and so was your mom! [Todd starts humping Dwight and Michael who are still under the desk.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38974,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Do I have any say in this?!","text_w_direction":"Do I have any say in this?!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38975,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38976,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Todd","text":"Don't even watch, Halpert!","text_w_direction":"[grunting while humping Michael and Dwight] Don't even watch, Halpert!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38977,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, who's dirt box is this?","text_w_direction":"[in the annex, moving into his new desk. Holds up a red tray with rocks on it] Hey, who's dirt box is this?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38978,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Holly","text":"Oh, that's our Zen garden.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that's our Zen garden.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38979,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"What do you grow in here, bullcrap?","text_w_direction":"What do you grow in here, bullcrap? [puts the tray into the garbage]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38980,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, um...","text_w_direction":"[walking into the annex with Jim] Hey, um...","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38981,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Holly","text":"Hey, what's up guys?","text_w_direction":"Hey, what's up guys?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38982,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Meredith","text":"Don't what's up us! You think you're so cute, with your pretty blonde hair!","text_w_direction":"Don't what's up us! You think you're so cute, with your pretty blonde hair!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38983,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Whoa, pull it back. Uhm, why did you hire Todd Packer?","text_w_direction":"Whoa, pull it back. Uhm, why did you hire Todd Packer?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38984,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Holly","text":"Uhm.","text_w_direction":"Uhm.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38985,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"He's seriously awful!","text_w_direction":"He's seriously awful!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38986,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Holly","text":"Michael's recommendation was glowing! And, honestly, he's been nothing but nice to me!","text_w_direction":"Michael's recommendation was glowing! And, honestly, he's been nothing but nice to me!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38987,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Meredith","text":"That's how he gets you to take off his panties.","text_w_direction":"That's how he gets you to take off his panties.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38988,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Why are you nodding?","text_w_direction":"[Pam starts nodding in agreement] Why are you nodding?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38989,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"United front...","text_w_direction":"United front...","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38990,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Holly","text":"Okay, look. We can't fire someone because we don't like him.","text_w_direction":"Okay, look. We can't fire someone because we don't like him.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38991,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Ryan","text":"Right this isn't the U.S. Government.","text_w_direction":"Right this isn't the U.S. Government.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38992,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Kelly","text":"What are you referencing?","text_w_direction":"What are you referencing?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38993,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Ryan","text":"Everything... Everything.","text_w_direction":"[seems unsure] Everything... Everything.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38994,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Holly","text":"Do any of you have any concrete complaints about something he's done?","text_w_direction":"Do any of you have any concrete complaints about something he's done?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38995,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Well, I mean he humped Michael.","text_w_direction":"Well, I mean he humped Michael.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38996,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Holly","text":"Well if that's the case, I guess I've gotta be fired too.","text_w_direction":"Well if that's the case, I guess I've gotta be fired too. [all groan in disgust]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38997,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Hey! Hey you guys! The Armeth Regado video is up, gather around! Check it out! This guy's on a full beam reach. They're hiking out like mad! Lock 'em up! Lock 'em up! Nice job! Ughh. This computer's a hunk of jjunk.","text_w_direction":"[looking at his computer, gasps] Hey! Hey you guys! The Armeth Regado video is up, gather around! [no one moves] Check it out! This guy's on a full beam reach. [watching a sailing video on his computer] They're hiking out like mad! Lock 'em up! Lock 'em up! Nice job! Ughh. [computer is frozen, taps the top of it] This computer's a hunk of jjunk.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38998,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Erin","text":"Hey sailor! Come watch it over here!","text_w_direction":"Hey sailor! Come watch it over here! [pats her new computer]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":38999,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Where did you get this?!","text_w_direction":"Where did you get this?!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39000,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Erin","text":"Pam gave it to me!","text_w_direction":"Pam gave it to me!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39001,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"This is a sick computer! Gwen Stefani has this computer! Uhhh, Pamela! What does a guy have to do to get, ahem, one of them?","text_w_direction":"This is a sick computer! Gwen Stefani has this computer! [to Pam, in a fake British accent] Uhhh, Pamela! What does a guy have to do to get, ahem, one of them?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39002,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"You have a computer Andy.","text_w_direction":"You have a computer Andy.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39003,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, but if you donated my computer to Africa, it would become world famous as the slowest computer in Africa. So...","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but if you donated my computer to Africa, it would become world famous as the slowest computer in Africa. So...","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39004,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"Ok, but listen. We just don't have the budget for it. Okay? Reception needed a computer so we got one.","text_w_direction":"Ok, but listen. We just don't have the budget for it. Okay? Reception needed a computer so we got one.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39005,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Well Andy's desk needs a computer. And, I mean, it's just kinda a coincidence that I work there, but...","text_w_direction":"Well Andy's desk needs a computer. And, I mean, it's just kinda a coincidence that I work there, but...","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39006,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"Yes, but Reception is a one person department. If I get you a new computer I have to get one for everyone in sales. For Dwight, for Stanley, it would be crazy.","text_w_direction":"Yes, but Reception is a one person department. If I get you a new computer I have to get one for everyone in sales. For Dwight, for Stanley, it would be crazy.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39007,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Stanley","text":"So something good happening to Stanley is crazy now?","text_w_direction":"So something good happening to Stanley is crazy now?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39008,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"I'm not asking for one, I need it.","text_w_direction":"I'm not asking for one, I need it.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39009,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Phyllis","text":"If you're just handing them out, I want one too.","text_w_direction":"If you're just handing them out, I want one too.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39010,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Phyllis, no body is handing anything out.","text_w_direction":"Phyllis, no body is handing anything out.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39011,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"See, this is what I'm talking about.","text_w_direction":"See, this is what I'm talking about.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39012,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"What are you gonna play mange on faster?","text_w_direction":"What are you gonna play mange on faster?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39013,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"Sorry Andy.","text_w_direction":"Sorry Andy.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39014,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Todd","text":"Hey what's going on you guys? Yeahh! Three muska-queers!","text_w_direction":"Hey what's going on you guys? [walking into the kitchen with Holly, Dwight, and Kevin, with whom he fist bumps] Yeahh! Three muska-queers!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39015,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Kevin","text":"Mean but good!","text_w_direction":"[giggling] Mean but good!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39016,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Holly","text":"So, Todd, this must be nice for you getting off the road. You get to spend some time with your daughter.","text_w_direction":"So, Todd, this must be nice for you getting off the road. You get to spend some time with your daughter.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39017,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Todd","text":"I don't know, I love her and all, but she turned into a bitch. Mostly she's great, but some days she acts like her mom.","text_w_direction":"I don't know, I love her and all, but she turned into a bitch. Mostly she's great, but some days she acts like her mom. [Holly is un-amused]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39018,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Holly","text":"Well, some girls go through a phase.","text_w_direction":"Well, some girls go through a phase.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39019,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Kevin","text":"Hey, your life is so insane! You should write a book!","text_w_direction":"Hey, your life is so insane! You should write a book!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39020,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Todd","text":"Since when did you learn how to read?","text_w_direction":"Since when did you learn how to read?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39021,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Kevin","text":"I do know how to read though!","text_w_direction":"I do know how to read though!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39022,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Todd","text":"Yeah. You know how to read... a menu!","text_w_direction":"Yeah. You know how to read... a menu!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39023,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Kevin","text":"He's right. I mean, I could lose some weight.","text_w_direction":"[Todd leaves. Kevin laughs uncertainly] He's right. I mean, I could lose some weight.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39024,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Kevin, in sumo culture, you'd be considered a promising up and comer.","text_w_direction":"Kevin, in sumo culture, you'd be considered a promising up and comer.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39025,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"What the heck! Why do you have Erin's computer!","text_w_direction":"[walking through the office, notices Andy with Erin's computer set up at his desk] What the heck! Why do you have Erin's computer!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39026,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"It's crazy, right? Erin just wanted me to have it, so we switched.","text_w_direction":"It's crazy, right? Erin just wanted me to have it, so we switched.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39027,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"What? Erin is that true?","text_w_direction":"What? Erin is that true?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39028,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Erin","text":"I just thought, he really needed a new computer, and he knew so much about that one.","text_w_direction":"[nods] I just thought, he really needed a new computer, and he knew so much about that one.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39029,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"Erin, it's not up to you. This computer was for reception! Okay? It's not yours to give away.","text_w_direction":"Erin, it's not up to you. This computer was for reception! Okay? It's not yours to give away.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39030,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Pam, when I'm freaking out, I just sorta step back and-","text_w_direction":"Pam, when I'm freaking out, I just sorta step back and-","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39031,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"I'm not freaking out, Andy.","text_w_direction":"I'm not freaking out, Andy.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39032,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"-take a few breaths, and then I ask myself","text_w_direction":"-take a few breaths, and then I ask myself[/b]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39033,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"Andy, why should she have your crappy computer?","text_w_direction":"Andy, why should she have your crappy computer?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39034,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"That's interesting. So you also think my computer is crappy.","text_w_direction":"That's interesting. So you also think my computer is crappy.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39035,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"Switch the computers back Andy.","text_w_direction":"Switch the computers back Andy.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39036,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Seriously?","text_w_direction":"Seriously?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39037,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"Seriously.","text_w_direction":"Seriously.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39038,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Pam! Come on!","text_w_direction":"Pam! Come on!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39039,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"Now please.","text_w_direction":"Now please.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39040,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Fine! Please make sure no one is humping me!","text_w_direction":"Fine! [the office goes back to their work] Please make sure no one is humping me!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39041,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Erin","text":"Oh! If you're going back to the annex, could you take these to Dwight? I think the ants are waking up. They need to start farming soon. Thanks.","text_w_direction":"[to Holly who is walking by] Oh! If you're going back to the annex, could you take these to Dwight? I think the ants are waking up. They need to start farming soon. [picks up an ant farm and tube of ants from her desk, Holly takes them] Thanks.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39042,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"Best day ever. Best day ever!","text_w_direction":"Best day ever. Best day ever!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39043,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Holly","text":"So much happening.","text_w_direction":"So much happening. [not as excited as Michael]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39044,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"Question, should I get stripes shaved on the side of my head?","text_w_direction":"Question, should I get stripes shaved on the side of my head?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39045,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Holly","text":"No! No.","text_w_direction":"No! No.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39046,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"Please.","text_w_direction":"Please.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39047,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Holly","text":"Did Todd tell you to do that?","text_w_direction":"Did Todd tell you to do that?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39048,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, You love him right? You love him. I can tell.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, You love him right? [Holly seems unsure] You love him. I can tell.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39049,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Holly","text":"I love you.","text_w_direction":"I love you.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39050,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"No. Not me, him.","text_w_direction":"No. Not me, him.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39051,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Holly","text":"That's certainly opinionated.","text_w_direction":"That's certainly opinionated.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39052,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Erin","text":"If you're not gonna take the ants over I should probably just do it myself.","text_w_direction":"[looking anxious] If you're not gonna take the ants over I should probably just do it myself.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39053,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Holly","text":"Oh I'm going.","text_w_direction":"Oh I'm going.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39054,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"Whoa! Look, are you jealous of him? Because you think he's funnier than you? Oh honey...","text_w_direction":"Whoa! Look, are you jealous of him? Because you think he's funnier than you? Oh honey...","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39055,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Holly","text":"I don't think he's funnier than me.","text_w_direction":"I don't think he's funnier than me.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39056,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"He's funnier than me.","text_w_direction":"He's funnier than me.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39057,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Holly","text":"No, he's not funny at all.","text_w_direction":"No, he's not funny at all.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39058,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"So I'm less funny than not funny at all?","text_w_direction":"So I'm less funny than not funny at all?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39059,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Erin","text":"Gee! Uh oh! I think the ants are starting to eat each other!","text_w_direction":"[very anxious at this point] Gee! Uh oh! I think the ants are starting to eat each other!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39060,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Holly","text":"No, what I'm saying is, he's not funny, but you're funnier than he is.","text_w_direction":"No, what I'm saying is, he's not funny, but you're funnier than he is.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39061,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"Uhm...","text_w_direction":"[seems taken aback] Uhm...","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39062,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Holly","text":"Ok","text_w_direction":"Ok[/b]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39063,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"That's insane!","text_w_direction":"That's insane!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39064,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Holly","text":"Honey, he's a jerk.","text_w_direction":"Honey, he's a jerk.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39065,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Erin","text":"For Pete's sake it just needs to be done!","text_w_direction":"[getting up and walking towards them, worriedly] For Pete's sake it just needs to be done! [takes the ant farm and tube from Holly and heads towards the annex]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39066,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Todd","text":"So you two are married to each other now, right?","text_w_direction":"[to Jim] So you two are married to each other now, right?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39067,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39068,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Todd","text":"That's sweet. How's the s*x?","text_w_direction":"That's sweet. How's the s*x?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39069,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"","text_w_direction":"[continues working]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39070,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey Packer, I made you some hot chocolate.","text_w_direction":"[walks towards Todd] Hey Packer, I made you some hot chocolate.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39071,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Todd","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39072,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"'Cause I wanna let bygones be bygones. Show you I'm cool. You're the new guy. It's cold out. I made too much. I got this awesome hot chocolate recipe from my wife.","text_w_direction":"'Cause I wanna let bygones be bygones. Show you I'm cool. You're the new guy. It's cold out. I made too much. I got this awesome hot chocolate recipe from my wife.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39073,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"That's a lot of reasons!","text_w_direction":"That's a lot of reasons! [suspicious]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39074,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Drink it!","text_w_direction":"Drink it!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39075,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Todd","text":"I think I'll pass. The only hot chocolate I'm into is Viva A Fox.","text_w_direction":"I think I'll pass. The only hot chocolate I'm into is Viva A Fox. [winks]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39076,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Can I talk to you a second?","text_w_direction":"[interrupts Dwight trying to force feed Todd] Can I talk to you a second?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39077,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"So, this hot chocolate thing.","text_w_direction":"So, this hot chocolate thing.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39078,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"None of your business.","text_w_direction":"None of your business.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39079,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Well, you know you can't actually poison him.","text_w_direction":"Well, you know you can't actually poison him.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39080,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"It wasn't poison Jim, it was a laxative. People take laxatives all the time. This is just, a lot more of a laxative. Let me handle this.","text_w_direction":"It wasn't poison Jim, it was a laxative. People take laxatives all the time. This is just, a lot more of a laxative. Let me handle this.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39081,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"I really think we should join forces on this one.","text_w_direction":"I really think we should join forces on this one.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39082,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Really.","text_w_direction":"Really.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39083,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"What do we think, what would drive him crazy.","text_w_direction":"What do we think, what would drive him crazy.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39084,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39085,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Here we go.","text_w_direction":"Here we go.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39086,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Pepto-Bismol, in his hot chocolate.","text_w_direction":"Pepto-Bismol, in his hot chocolate.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39087,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"You've gotta stop with the hot chocolate stuff. I was thinking we can jam his drawers, so they only comes out two inches, then he can see everything in them but he can't get to them.","text_w_direction":"You've gotta stop with the hot chocolate stuff. I was thinking we can jam his drawers, so they only comes out two inches, then he can see everything in them but he can't get to them.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39088,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Ooh does Edgar Allan Poe know about that one? So sinister! That wouldn't annoy a person at all! Where do you come up with this stuff?","text_w_direction":"[mocking] Ooh does Edgar Allan Poe know about that one? So sinister! That wouldn't annoy a person at all! Where do you come up with this stuff?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39089,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Okay! Well this isn't my best, but call Froggy101, say that we're the tour manager for Justin Bieber, and we're giving away free tickets, we give him a number to call for the tickets, and it's his own number.","text_w_direction":"Okay! Well this isn't my best, but call Froggy101, say that we're the tour manager for Justin Bieber, and we're giving away free tickets, we give him a number to call for the tickets, and it's his own number.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39090,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Who is Justice Beaver?","text_w_direction":"Who is Justice Beaver?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39091,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"He... It's a crime fighting beaver.","text_w_direction":"He... It's a crime fighting beaver.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39092,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Why don't you write up your best forty ideas and e-mail them to me. Can you do that?","text_w_direction":"Why don't you write up your best forty ideas and e-mail them to me. Can you do that?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39093,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Absolutely, I'll e-mail you a hundred.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely, I'll e-mail you a hundred.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39094,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, write up your list of one hundred, edit it down to your top forty, then e-mail it to me, and I'll read it over.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, write up your list of one hundred, edit it down to your top forty, then e-mail it to me, and I'll read it over.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39095,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Pam. Can I talk to you in private?","text_w_direction":"Pam. Can I talk to you in private?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39096,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"I don't know if there's really a private place in this office.","text_w_direction":"I don't know if there's really a private place in this office.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39097,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Well they put a sign-up sheet on the conference room and I signed us up for three mods. A mod is five minutes. And it started two minutes ago.","text_w_direction":"Well they put a sign-up sheet on the conference room and I signed us up for three mods. A mod is five minutes. And it started two minutes ago.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39098,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"You did that?","text_w_direction":"[looking confused] You did that?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39099,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Can we talk about this in the meeting? Because we're a little late.","text_w_direction":"Can we talk about this in the meeting? Because we're a little late.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39100,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"Okay. When did people sign-","text_w_direction":"Okay. [walks to conference room with Andy and stares at the sign up sheet with wonder] When did people sign-","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39101,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Mind if I close the door? What you did out there, earlier, was totally un-cool.","text_w_direction":"Mind if I close the door? [after shutting door in the conference room] What you did out there, earlier, was totally un-cool.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39102,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"Well what was I supposed to do, let you walk all over me?","text_w_direction":"Well what was I supposed to do, let you walk all over me?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39103,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"You humiliated me in front of every body!","text_w_direction":"You humiliated me in front of every body!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39104,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, well I didn't think about it like that. It's just, I can't do anything about it. I can't replace that one unless that computer breaks.","text_w_direction":"Okay, well I didn't think about it like that. It's just, I can't do anything about it. I can't replace that one unless that computer breaks.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39105,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"I mean, it's pretty broken already.","text_w_direction":"I mean, it's pretty broken already.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39106,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, well if it breaks all the way I can get you a new one.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well if it breaks all the way I can get you a new one.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39107,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Pretty sneaky sis.","text_w_direction":"[looks at her knowingly] Pretty sneaky sis. [knocking on conference room door]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39108,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Ryan","text":"Hey cats, we got a jazz session in mod six, nine, and twelve.","text_w_direction":"[walking in] Hey cats, we got a jazz session in mod six, nine, and twelve. [Pam and Andy exit as Ryan and others holding saxophones walk in, Pam looks at the sign up sheet in awe]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39109,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"There are over four hundred of these!","text_w_direction":"[to Jim, the two are alone in the annex] There are over four hundred of these! [indicating a packet of paper]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39110,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah I couldn't cut it down.","text_w_direction":"Yeah I couldn't cut it down.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39111,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"They're all good. So good! Number three","text_w_direction":"They're all good. So good! Number three[/b]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39112,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"One thirty-five. Did you like one thirty-five?","text_w_direction":"One thirty-five. Did you like one thirty-five?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39113,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Eat a brog. Maybe it's because I didn't understand it. I just had a couple of notes, let me grab a pen. Damn it. Gah! Just when we were getting going.","text_w_direction":"Eat a brog. Maybe it's because I didn't understand it. I just had a couple of notes, let me grab a pen. [Dwight tries to open up a drawer on his desk but it only goes out two inches] Damn it. Gah! Just when we were getting going.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39114,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Allow all cookies? Why certainly! Pop-ups? Yes please! Bit torrent streaming from a Somalian music website? Yeah! Why not? Oh I hope you don't get sick Mr. Computer. Why are you doing this to me Andy? Because I hate your programs!","text_w_direction":"[Andy is seen clicking random things and warning boxes pop up. He pours coffee on his keyboard, puts bologna with mustard in his CD drive, and many other computer harming things] Allow all cookies? Why certainly! Pop-ups? Yes please! Bit torrent streaming from a Somalian music website? Yeah! Why not? [mock baby voice] Oh I hope you don't get sick Mr. Computer. [computer voice] Why are you doing this to me Andy? [normal voice again] Because I hate your programs!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39115,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Todd","text":"And a '76 that's good to boot, I like that.","text_w_direction":"[at Hank's with Michael, talking to Hank] And a '76 that's good to boot, I like that. [Hank smiles]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39116,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"And you made Hank smile, that doesn't happen often. You're very charming. That is something you should take upstairs, and use on people that really matter.","text_w_direction":"And you made Hank smile, that doesn't happen often. You're very charming. That is something you should take upstairs, and use on people that really matter. [Hank looks irritated again]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39117,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Todd","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39118,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"I don't know, Holly mentioned that there were some complaints. And that you had said some things about Kevin.","text_w_direction":"I don't know, Holly mentioned that there were some complaints. And that you had said some things about Kevin.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39119,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Todd","text":"Holly said that?","text_w_direction":"Holly said that?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39120,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39121,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Holy","text":"She was laughing hysterically that whole time!","text_w_direction":"She was laughing hysterically that whole time!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39122,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"I guess you said something weird about your daughter?","text_w_direction":"I guess you said something weird about your daughter?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39123,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Todd","text":"She asked me, Michael! It would've been rude not to answer.","text_w_direction":"She asked me, Michael! It would've been rude not to answer.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39124,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"You've been on the road a long time. And you've been an outdoor cat. And now you have to be an indoor cat, so you can't be peeing all over the walls.","text_w_direction":"You've been on the road a long time. And you've been an outdoor cat. And now you have to be an indoor cat, so you can't be peeing all over the walls.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39125,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Todd","text":"Michael, can I open the kamomo with you. I've been on the road too long. But, I wanna connect with my daughter. And it's not right to call her a bitch in front of strangers.","text_w_direction":"Michael, can I open the kamomo with you. I've been on the road too long. But, I wanna connect with my daughter. And it's not right to call her a bitch in front of strangers.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39126,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"No it isn't.","text_w_direction":"No it isn't.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39127,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Todd","text":"You're right. I gotta watch my behavior.","text_w_direction":"You're right. I gotta watch my behavior.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39128,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, a little bit.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, a little bit.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39129,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Todd","text":"Don't give up on me.","text_w_direction":"Don't give up on me.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39130,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"I won't.","text_w_direction":"I won't.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39131,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, every body. I need you to see this. Because maybe there is somebody here that you all underestimated, who will surprise you. Todd Packer, is going to apologize. Kevin! Front and center, come here.","text_w_direction":"[Michael and Todd are walking into the office] Okay, every body. I need you to see this. Because maybe there is somebody here that you all underestimated, who will surprise you. Todd Packer, is going to apologize. Kevin! Front and center, come here.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39132,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Kevin","text":"I got a lot of numbers here to put together.","text_w_direction":"I got a lot of numbers here to put together.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39133,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"Kevin, we know that you are just trying to save face, we know that you are hurt and embarrassed.","text_w_direction":"Kevin, we know that you are just trying to save face, we know that you are hurt and embarrassed.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39134,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Kevin","text":"That's silly. If anything, I should be apologizing to Packer. Because we all know I can dish it, as good as I can take it.","text_w_direction":"That's silly. If anything, I should be apologizing to Packer. Because we all know I can dish it, as good as I can take it.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39135,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, sweetie, no. You shouldn't be apologizing to Packer. That doesn't make any sense. You ready for this? You ready for this? Gentlemen, start your engines.","text_w_direction":"Okay, sweetie, no. You shouldn't be apologizing to Packer. That doesn't make any sense. You ready for this? You ready for this? Gentlemen, start your engines.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39136,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Todd","text":"I'm sorry if you were offended by my comments earlier.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry if you were offended by my comments earlier.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39137,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Kevin","text":"Well, like I said, I wasn't offended, but I'll stand here for the big show.","text_w_direction":"Well, like I said, I wasn't offended, but I'll stand here for the big show.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39138,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"Kevin, do you accept the apology?","text_w_direction":"Kevin, do you accept the apology?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39139,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Kelly","text":"Don't do it Kevin, that's the fake kind of apology.","text_w_direction":"Don't do it Kevin, that's the fake kind of apology.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39140,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, go back to the annex.","text_w_direction":"Okay, go back to the annex.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39141,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Kelly","text":"This is textbook. It's so uncool. Ryan does this to me all the time. Like it's some offense to have feelings. Don't do it Kevin.","text_w_direction":"This is textbook. It's so uncool. Ryan does this to me all the time. Like it's some offense to have feelings. Don't do it Kevin.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39142,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Ryan","text":"Sometimes you over react.","text_w_direction":"[muttering] Sometimes you over react.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39143,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Oscar","text":"Michael how's this supposed to work? Packer's gonna keep saying terrible things, and then he's just gonna make half-assed apologies. And we're back to square one.","text_w_direction":"Michael how's this supposed to work? Packer's gonna keep saying terrible things, and then he's just gonna make half-assed apologies. And we're back to square one.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39144,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Todd","text":"Okay. You want an apology? Here it goes. Kevin, I am so sorry. You are skinny, and you are a genius.","text_w_direction":"Okay. You want an apology? Here it goes. Kevin, I am so sorry. You are skinny, and you are a genius.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39145,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"That-That was maybe too much. Packer is a survivor of divorce Stanley. Packer doesn't speak with his child, Meredith. Packer never lived up to his parent's expectations, Andy. Angela loves pussy cats, and Packer loves-","text_w_direction":"That-That was maybe too much. Packer is a survivor of divorce Stanley. Packer doesn't speak with his child, Meredith. Packer never lived up to his parent's expectations, Andy. [Andy looks confused and shrugs] Angela loves pussy cats, and Packer loves-","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39146,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Angela","text":"No! Don't!","text_w_direction":"[cutting in] No! Don't!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39147,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"I was going to say dogs! Okay, you know what, this is over! Apology has been issued! And we're through with it. Packer will be here until the day he dies, just like the rest of us!","text_w_direction":"I was going to say dogs! Okay, you know what, this is over! Apology has been issued! And we're through with it. Packer will be here until the day he dies, just like the rest of us!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39148,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"So listen, we have to really scuff this up.","text_w_direction":"[in a car with Andy, by the dumpster you can see a new computer box] So listen, we have to really scuff this up.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39149,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"No no no no no! We can say that the previous owner was a neat-freak. Or an elegant old lady and she just kept it around in case her grand-kids came to visit, but they died and they never came, I think I'm gonna make myself cry.","text_w_direction":"No no no no no! We can say that the previous owner was a neat-freak. Or an elegant old lady and she just kept it around in case her grand-kids came to visit, but they died and they never came, I think I'm gonna make myself cry.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39150,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"Andy, this is the deal we made.","text_w_direction":"Andy, this is the deal we made.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39151,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"That's probably good. That's enough.","text_w_direction":"[watching Pam scrap his computer] That's probably good. That's enough.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39152,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"We should break this hinge maybe.","text_w_direction":"We should break this hinge maybe.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39153,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Let's not go crazy.","text_w_direction":"Let's not go crazy.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39154,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Todd","text":"Well thanks, will do.","text_w_direction":"Well thanks, will do.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39155,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Absolutely, now when you get down there, Jo's a little bit, uh, forgetful. So she may have locked the gate, but what you're gonna do is go ahead, hop it, and just head back to the pool.","text_w_direction":"[using fake Southern accent, on the phone with Todd Packer, Dwight is also with Jim] Absolutely, now when you get down there, Jo's a little bit, uh, forgetful. So she may have locked the gate, but what you're gonna do is go ahead, hop it, and just head back to the pool. [Michael walks in on Jim and Dwight]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39156,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Todd","text":"That sounds weird.","text_w_direction":"That sounds weird.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39157,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"It is weird! Look at you, perceptive. Now I know why Jo's kept her eye on you!","text_w_direction":"It is weird! Look at you, perceptive. Now I know why Jo's kept her eye on you!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39158,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"And you make sure to get down there and check out that Harry Potter World.","text_w_direction":"[also In southern accent] And you make sure to get down there and check out that Harry Potter World.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39159,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Whatever you wanna do in your spare time is up to you!","text_w_direction":"[trying to stop him] Whatever you wanna do in your spare time is up to you!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39160,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Harry Potter World is supposed to be faaantastic!","text_w_direction":"Harry Potter World is supposed to be faaantastic!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39161,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Todd","text":"Apparently, as soon as corporate found out I wanted to come in off the road, Jo offered me a cushy new job in Tallahassee. And here's the best part. I'm a huge alligator nerd. I can name you every genus, every sub species. Also I'm a huge boob nerd.","text_w_direction":"Apparently, as soon as corporate found out I wanted to come in off the road, Jo offered me a cushy new job in Tallahassee. And here's the best part. I'm a huge alligator nerd. I can name you every genus, every sub species. Also I'm a huge boob nerd.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39162,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Check it out and have a free butterbeer on us. Keep the receipt and we'll get ya' back!","text_w_direction":"Check it out and have a free butterbeer on us. Keep the receipt and we'll get ya' back!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39163,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39164,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"All right, so just pack your bags and, uh, be sure to bring those swimming trunks! Bye now!","text_w_direction":"[trying to hide from Michael what they're doing, he picks up the phone and talks directly into it] All right, so just pack your bags and, uh, be sure to bring those swimming trunks! Bye now! [hangs up]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39165,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"I cannot believe this, you're sending Packer to Florida? Why?","text_w_direction":"I cannot believe this, you're sending Packer to Florida? Why?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39166,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"He's a jerk.","text_w_direction":"He's a jerk.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39167,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"He took my desk.","text_w_direction":"He took my desk.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39168,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, so you're tricking him into flying to Florida?","text_w_direction":"Okay, so you're tricking him into flying to Florida?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39169,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"It wasn't my first choice, Jim had so many better ideas.","text_w_direction":"It wasn't my first choice, Jim had so many better ideas.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39170,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"You have to tell him. You have to tell him what you did.","text_w_direction":"You have to tell him. You have to tell him what you did.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39171,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"No, no, no. That is not part of the plan. That is actually anti-what we're doing.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no. That is not part of the plan. That is actually anti-what we're doing.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39172,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"He is my oldest friend, I am going to tell him.","text_w_direction":"He is my oldest friend, I am going to tell him.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39173,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Wait! Why don't we come up with a plan we're all happy about?","text_w_direction":"Wait! Why don't we come up with a plan we're all happy about? [Michael leaves]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39174,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Pam, how is this thing even any better than my old computer?","text_w_direction":"[plugging in new computer, acting to make people think he got a bad computer] Pam, how is this thing even any better than my old computer?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39175,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"Come on Andy! I mean you said you wanted a new computer and this is the best I could do!","text_w_direction":"Come on Andy! I mean you said you wanted a new computer and this is the best I could do!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39176,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Where'd you even find this thing, like, in the corner in the warehouse?","text_w_direction":"Where'd you even find this thing, like, in the corner in the warehouse?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39177,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"Yes, I found it in a shelf in the corner of the warehouse.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I found it in a shelf in the corner of the warehouse. [Darryl gives the camera an odd look]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39178,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"All right, well thank you for my garbage computer.","text_w_direction":"All right, well thank you for my garbage computer. [Andy turns it on and looks amazed, clearly happy with it]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39179,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Todd","text":"You're looking at the new face of corporate. Gonna put the \"ass\", in Tallahassee!","text_w_direction":"[walking into Michael's office] You're looking at the new face of corporate. Gonna put the \"ass\", in Tallahassee!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39180,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, about that.","text_w_direction":"Yes, about that.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39181,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Todd","text":"Well we gotta go out and celebrate, tonight!","text_w_direction":"Well we gotta go out and celebrate, tonight!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39182,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"Well... I don't know if that's a good idea.","text_w_direction":"Well... I don't know if that's a good idea.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39183,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Todd","text":"Do you have a ball and chain?","text_w_direction":"Do you have a ball and chain?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39184,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"No, nothing like that at all.","text_w_direction":"No, nothing like that at all.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39185,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Todd","text":"Listen, I'm gonna tell you something that none of these people have the stones to tell you. It's your girlfriend, man. She's uptight.","text_w_direction":"Listen, I'm gonna tell you something that none of these people have the stones to tell you. It's your girlfriend, man. She's uptight.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39186,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"Sorry?","text_w_direction":"Sorry?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39187,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Todd","text":"I know this stuff can hurt, but I wish someone had said something to me about my ex-wife. All I'm saying is about a month or so, meet me down in Florida, I'll introduce you to all the local talent.","text_w_direction":"I know this stuff can hurt, but I wish someone had said something to me about my ex-wife. All I'm saying is about a month or so, meet me down in Florida, I'll introduce you to all the local [spanks the air] talent.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39188,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"Sounds great.","text_w_direction":"[thinks a moment] Sounds great.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39189,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Todd","text":"It's gonna be so good.","text_w_direction":"It's gonna be so good.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39190,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"That is. It's gonna be awesome. I think you're really going to enjoy it down there.","text_w_direction":"That is. [Jim sees them and looks happy] It's gonna be awesome. I think you're really going to enjoy it down there.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39191,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Holly","text":"I'm sorry about your friend.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry about your friend.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39192,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"Nah, he's an ass.","text_w_direction":"Nah, he's an ass.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39193,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Holly","text":"You ahh.","text_w_direction":"[Brooklyn accent] You ahh.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39194,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"You ahh.","text_w_direction":"[imitating] You ahh.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39195,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Holly","text":"What ah you wicked smaht?","text_w_direction":"What ah you wicked smaht?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39196,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"No you ahh.","text_w_direction":"No you ahh.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39197,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Holly","text":"Who ahh?","text_w_direction":"Who ahh?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39198,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Michael","text":"You ahh.","text_w_direction":"[kisses her and speaks normally again] You ahh.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39199,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Daryl","text":"So this new computer you found in the warehouse.","text_w_direction":"So this new computer you found in the warehouse.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39200,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"Yep. Lucked out.","text_w_direction":"Yep. Lucked out.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39201,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Daryl","text":"Yeah, you really did. 'Cause I know every INCH of that warehouse.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you really did. 'Cause I know every INCH of that warehouse.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39202,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"Yep, super lucky.","text_w_direction":"Yep, super lucky.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39203,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Daryl","text":"Maybe you could go back down there and see if you can find me some extra sick days.","text_w_direction":"Maybe you could go back down there and see if you can find me some extra sick days.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39204,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah. You know what , I think I saw ONE sick day down there.","text_w_direction":"[hesitating at the bribe] Yeah. You know what , I think I saw ONE sick day down there.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39205,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Daryl","text":"Really? 'Cause I think maybe I saw five.","text_w_direction":"Really? 'Cause I think maybe I saw five.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39206,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"Three.","text_w_direction":"Three. [Daryl nods]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39207,"season":7,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Todd Packer","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"I'm full on corrupt!","text_w_direction":"I'm full on corrupt!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1581,"air_date":"2011-02-24"}
{"index":39208,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"Hey Oscar, big Will and Grace fan huh?","text_w_direction":"Hey Oscar, big Will and Grace fan huh?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39209,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Oscar","text":"No. Everybody assumes I am. I always get them as gifts.","text_w_direction":"No. Everybody assumes I am. I always get them as gifts.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39210,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39211,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"Dunder Mifflin is having our first own garage sale. Like many Americans, we realized we had a lot of things that we really didn't need. And 10 cents of every dollar is going into the party fund so we can throw parties for ourselves.","text_w_direction":"Dunder Mifflin is having our first own garage sale. Like many Americans, we realized we had a lot of things that we really didn't need. And 10 cents of every dollar is going into the party fund so we can throw parties for ourselves.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39212,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"People! Look alive. It's showtime. Doors open in 3...2...1.","text_w_direction":"People! Look alive. It's showtime. Doors open in 3...2...1.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39213,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, yikes.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yikes.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39214,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"It's cold Dwight. Just shut the door and let people come in the front.","text_w_direction":"It's cold Dwight. Just shut the door and let people come in the front.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39215,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"It's good that its cold it will drive business inside.","text_w_direction":"It's good that its cold it will drive business inside.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39216,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"The signs will drive people inside.","text_w_direction":"The signs will drive people inside.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39217,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"The warmth will lure people inside.","text_w_direction":"The warmth will lure people inside.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39218,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"Close it.","text_w_direction":"Close it.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39219,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"This is how business...","text_w_direction":"This is how business...","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39220,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"Close it.","text_w_direction":"Close it.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39221,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm not closing the door.","text_w_direction":"I'm not closing the door.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39222,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"Close it.","text_w_direction":"Close it. [starts wrestling Dwight]","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39223,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"Stop it.","text_w_direction":"Stop it.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39224,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"Just close it.","text_w_direction":"Just close it.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39225,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh oh, looks like someone's sign is a little crooked. Uh, looks awful. Need a thumb tack?","text_w_direction":"Uh oh, looks like someone's sign is a little crooked. Uh, looks awful. Need a thumb tack?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39226,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Meredith","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39227,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"Not so fast.","text_w_direction":"Not so fast.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39228,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"Schrute's are farmers by hobby, and traders by trade. Through the art of the swap, I will walk out of this garage sale with the finest item here.","text_w_direction":"Schrute's are farmers by hobby, and traders by trade. Through the art of the swap, I will walk out of this garage sale with the finest item here.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39229,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"I will trade you for the used candle.","text_w_direction":"I will trade you for the used candle.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39230,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Meredith","text":"Forget you.","text_w_direction":"Forget you.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39231,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"Come on, its trash, like your sign, unless you have this.","text_w_direction":"Come on, its trash, like your sign, unless you have this.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39232,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Meredith","text":"Fine, just give it.","text_w_direction":"Fine, just give it.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39233,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"That's how it's done.","text_w_direction":"That's how it's done.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39234,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kevin","text":"Woah, I love her. How much for that?","text_w_direction":"Woah, I love her. How much for that?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39235,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"I uh... I actually don't know why I brought that because It's kind of priceless.","text_w_direction":"I uh... I actually don't know why I brought that because It's kind of priceless.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39236,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"10 dollars.","text_w_direction":"10 dollars.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39237,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Mhmm, no I paid 500 dollars for that.","text_w_direction":"Mhmm, no I paid 500 dollars for that.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39238,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kevin","text":"200.","text_w_direction":"200.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39239,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"500.","text_w_direction":"500.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39240,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"20.","text_w_direction":"20.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39241,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kevin","text":"45.","text_w_direction":"45.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39242,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Get lost.","text_w_direction":"Get lost.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39243,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kevin","text":"Damn it.","text_w_direction":"Damn it.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39244,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"That is how you do it.","text_w_direction":"That is how you do it.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39245,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"You know we don't have to sell that if you don't want to. If it's a problem with the neon I can have my neon guy take a look.","text_w_direction":"You know we don't have to sell that if you don't want to. If it's a problem with the neon I can have my neon guy take a look.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39246,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"You know it's really more for a bachelor pad. I just want to get a fair price.","text_w_direction":"You know it's really more for a bachelor pad. I just want to get a fair price.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39247,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"Well we could put it in storage... in case.","text_w_direction":"Well we could put it in storage... in case.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39248,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"In case... in case of what?","text_w_direction":"In case... in case of what?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39249,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"You know... in case if something changes.","text_w_direction":"You know... in case if something changes.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39250,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"I don't have an in case. Do you have an in case?","text_w_direction":"I don't have an in case. Do you have an in case?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39251,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"Nope.","text_w_direction":"Nope.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39252,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Lady","text":"How much for the slip and slide?","text_w_direction":"How much for the slip and slide?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39253,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Get lost.","text_w_direction":"Get lost.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39254,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, hello Mr. Flax this is Michael Scott, your daughter's boss. I am calling because I am going to have to fire your daughter Holly because she is such a terrible employee. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. I'm actually calling because I'm in love with her. I love your daughter, and I have for some time. And I would like to discuss my intentions with you... which are to ask her to marry me. And I was just hoping you would give me your approval. And this isn't a joke. So call me back, when you get this. And I look forward to speaking. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Yes, hello Mr. Flax this is Michael Scott, your daughter's boss. I am calling because I am going to have to fire your daughter Holly because she is such a terrible employee. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. I'm actually calling because I'm in love with her. I love your daughter, and I have for some time. And I would like to discuss my intentions with you... which are to ask her to marry me. And I was just hoping you would give me your approval. And this isn't a joke. So call me back, when you get this. And I look forward to speaking. Thank you.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39255,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kelly","text":"Are you serious? A half used candle? Get out of here Dwight. You're blocking my table with your giant body.","text_w_direction":"Are you serious? A half used candle? Get out of here Dwight. You're blocking my table with your giant body.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39256,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, cause there's a huge line of people waiting in line who want your spinster chotskies.","text_w_direction":"Oh, cause there's a huge line of people waiting in line who want your spinster chotskies.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39257,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kelly","text":"Screw you man. People like my stuff.","text_w_direction":"Screw you man. People like my stuff.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39258,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"People like Ryan? Let me tell you about men like him. He comes over and you're like 'Hey baby let me light a candle' then you pull out this one half used and he's like 'Uh! Who else is she seeing? I better lock her down fast.'","text_w_direction":"People like Ryan? Let me tell you about men like him. He comes over and you're like 'Hey baby let me light a candle' then you pull out this one half used and he's like 'Uh! Who else is she seeing? I better lock her down fast.'","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39259,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kelly","text":"You can take my Helen Fielding collection.","text_w_direction":"You can take my Helen Fielding collection.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39260,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"And the Jennifer Weiner collection.","text_w_direction":"And the Jennifer Weiner collection.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39261,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"Oh my gosh, you have the Dallas board game?","text_w_direction":"Oh my gosh, you have the Dallas board game?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39262,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kevin","text":"Yea when I was a kid I was on Dallas.","text_w_direction":"Yea when I was a kid I was on Dallas.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39263,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39264,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kevin","text":"Yea. When I was kid we missed our connecting flight and we spent the entire day on Dallas. Then we spent a week on Hawaii... I was in heaven.","text_w_direction":"Yea. When I was kid we missed our connecting flight and we spent the entire day on Dallas. Then we spent a week on Hawaii... I was in heaven.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39265,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Darryl","text":"We should play it.","text_w_direction":"We should play it.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39266,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"Well... there's no instructions.","text_w_direction":"Well... there's no instructions.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39267,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Darryl","text":"It's Dallas the game, we can figure it out.","text_w_direction":"It's Dallas the game, we can figure it out.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39268,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kevin","text":"Yea.","text_w_direction":"Yea.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39269,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"I'm pretty good at board games.","text_w_direction":"I'm pretty good at board games.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39270,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Darryl","text":"Well, shall we make it a little interesting?","text_w_direction":"Well, shall we make it a little interesting?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39271,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39272,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"What is this?","text_w_direction":"What is this?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39273,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Jim","text":"How did those get out? I'm sorry.","text_w_direction":"How did those get out? I'm sorry.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39274,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"Professor Copperfield's Miracle Legumes?","text_w_direction":"Professor Copperfield's Miracle Legumes?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39275,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Jim","text":"I was in Jamaica, and I got lost, and it was getting dark this one night and then out of nowhere with a cart and he's selling these. Dwight he's telling me things about myself that there's no way he could have known.","text_w_direction":"I was in Jamaica, and I got lost, and it was getting dark this one night and then out of nowhere with a cart and he's selling these. Dwight he's telling me things about myself that there's no way he could have known.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39276,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"That's a common swindlers trick.","text_w_direction":"That's a common swindlers trick.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39277,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Jim","text":"Probably, probably. So I buy some, I turn the corner, I feel like an idiot, so I go back to get my money, he was gone.","text_w_direction":"Probably, probably. So I buy some, I turn the corner, I feel like an idiot, so I go back to get my money, he was gone.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39278,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"So you wanna sell me magic beans.","text_w_direction":"So you wanna sell me magic beans. [laughs]","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39279,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Jim","text":"Correction. I do not want to sell you Professor Copperfield's Miracle Legumes.","text_w_direction":"Correction. I do not want to sell you Professor Copperfield's Miracle Legumes.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39280,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"Nice try. No. Correction. Terrible try.","text_w_direction":"Nice try. No. Correction. Terrible try.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39281,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"Michael called Dad?","text_w_direction":"Michael called Dad?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39282,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly's Mom","text":"Your friend Michael, yes. What's going on?","text_w_direction":"Your friend Michael, yes. What's going on?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39283,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"Um, I think I know. But I'll sound stupid if I'm wrong but is Dad there?","text_w_direction":"Um, I think I know. But I'll sound stupid if I'm wrong but is Dad there?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39284,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly's Dad","text":"Holly?","text_w_direction":"Holly?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39285,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"Hi Dad.","text_w_direction":"Hi Dad.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39286,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly's Dad","text":"There was a program on TV about India.","text_w_direction":"There was a program on TV about India.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39287,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"Um, ok. Did you connect with Michael?","text_w_direction":"Um, ok. Did you connect with Michael?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39288,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly's Dad","text":"Wanna watch it?","text_w_direction":"Wanna watch it?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39289,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"I... I'm not there Dad, I'm in Pennsylvania.","text_w_direction":"I... I'm not there Dad, I'm in Pennsylvania.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39290,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly's Dad","text":"What are you doing there?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing there?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39291,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"I live here. Um, can I talk to you about Michael?","text_w_direction":"I live here. Um, can I talk to you about Michael?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39292,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly's Dad","text":"I'll, I'll put your mother on.","text_w_direction":"I'll, I'll put your mother on.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39293,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"No. No... no Dad.","text_w_direction":"No. No... no Dad.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39294,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly's Mom","text":"Holly?","text_w_direction":"Holly?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39295,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"Mom, Dad can't seem to focus on a subject.","text_w_direction":"Mom, Dad can't seem to focus on a subject.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39296,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly's Mom","text":"Don't you worry about him, he's got me.","text_w_direction":"Don't you worry about him, he's got me.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39297,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"Well who do you have?","text_w_direction":"Well who do you have?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39298,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly's Mom","text":"I have your father. He's right here I'll put him on.","text_w_direction":"I have your father. He's right here I'll put him on.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39299,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"No. Mom?","text_w_direction":"No. Mom?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39300,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, which one is decaf?","text_w_direction":"Oh, which one is decaf?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39301,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"Michael! Michael!","text_w_direction":"[looks out window] Michael! Michael!","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39302,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39303,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"Hi.. I was just coming out to see what you were doing and to maybe stop you.","text_w_direction":"Hi.. I was just coming out to see what you were doing and to maybe stop you.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39304,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, you know what, you have a siphon? I think I'm gonna run out of gas.","text_w_direction":"Oh, you know what, you have a siphon? I think I'm gonna run out of gas.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39305,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"Why do you need more gas?","text_w_direction":"Why do you need more gas?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39306,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I'm writing a message.","text_w_direction":"Well, I'm writing a message.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39307,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"Is it a good message or a bad message?","text_w_direction":"Is it a good message or a bad message?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39308,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"I'm asking Holly a question in fire.","text_w_direction":"I'm asking Holly a question in fire.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39309,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"Are you proposing!?","text_w_direction":"Are you proposing!?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39310,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Maybe.","text_w_direction":"Maybe.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39311,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39312,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Hey you know what? I've got gas all over my hands and my shoes. Would you light it? Would you do the honors please?","text_w_direction":"Hey you know what? I've got gas all over my hands and my shoes. Would you light it? Would you do the honors please?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39313,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"Yea. Yea no problem.","text_w_direction":"Yea. Yea no problem. [runs away]","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39314,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Pam.","text_w_direction":"Pam.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39315,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39316,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Micahel","text":"Could you light this please?","text_w_direction":"Could you light this please?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39317,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, you've had two ideas today. And one of them was great. And the other one was terrible.","text_w_direction":"Michael, you've had two ideas today. And one of them was great. And the other one was terrible.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39318,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"I am not in the mood for riddles pam.","text_w_direction":"I am not in the mood for riddles pam.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39319,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"This is terrible.","text_w_direction":"This is terrible.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39320,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"No, this is romantic.","text_w_direction":"No, this is romantic.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39321,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"You know what? I'm gonna get a hose. Then we'll talk about it. Ok we'll figure it out. Be right back. Just stay there.","text_w_direction":"You know what? I'm gonna get a hose. Then we'll talk about it. Ok we'll figure it out. Be right back. Just stay there.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39322,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Ryan","text":"Free sample?","text_w_direction":"Free sample?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39323,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Ryan","text":"My mom makes the best pesto in the world. And I always tell her 'Mom you should sell this, you'd make a fortune' and she always says 'No it's just for family.' Well finally I was like f*** it, I'll sell it so I'm like 'Mom, I need you to make a ton of pesto for a pesto party for all my friends' and she's like 'uh, ok' ... pesto party? Really? Anyway... she makes like a hundred bottles worth. It's so good. And Phyllis... just had that mom look I wanted.","text_w_direction":"My mom makes the best pesto in the world. And I always tell her 'Mom you should sell this, you'd make a fortune' and she always says 'No it's just for family.' Well finally I was like f*** it, I'll sell it so I'm like 'Mom, I need you to make a ton of pesto for a pesto party for all my friends' and she's like 'uh, ok' ... pesto party? Really? Anyway... she makes like a hundred bottles worth. It's so good. And Phyllis... just had that mom look I wanted.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39324,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"You got this kosher certified?","text_w_direction":"You got this kosher certified?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39325,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Ryan","text":"No I meant like uh, it's cool, its kosher, it's all good.","text_w_direction":"No I meant like uh, it's cool, its kosher, it's all good.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39326,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"Ryan, you have such an interesting mind. So creative. All these new business ideas and artistic projects.","text_w_direction":"Ryan, you have such an interesting mind. So creative. All these new business ideas and artistic projects. [laughs]","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39327,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Ryan","text":"Thank you. Whatcha got there?","text_w_direction":"Thank you. Whatcha got there?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39328,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, its just Stanley's old photo album. I'm thinking about throwing it in the garbage. I mean, why would I want some random black mans old photo album on my bookshelf. I'm not James Franco.","text_w_direction":"Oh, its just Stanley's old photo album. I'm thinking about throwing it in the garbage. I mean, why would I want some random black mans old photo album on my bookshelf. I'm not James Franco.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39329,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"things are going very well. I traded a thumb tack for Meredith's junk for Kelly's crap for Phyllis' garbage for Oscars trash for Stanley's garbage for Ryan's junk for Creed's garbage for a very cute squid that Erin happened to have.","text_w_direction":"things are going very well. I traded a thumb tack for Meredith's junk for Kelly's crap for Phyllis' garbage for Oscars trash for Stanley's garbage for Ryan's junk for Creed's garbage for a very cute squid that Erin happened to have.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39330,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim, put those away.","text_w_direction":"Jim, put those away.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39331,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Jim","text":"I'm really sorry. Pam must have put those out.","text_w_direction":"[pulls away beans] I'm really sorry. Pam must have put those out.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39332,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"just out of curiosity, what were the claims for those beans?","text_w_direction":"just out of curiosity, what were the claims for those beans?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39333,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Jim","text":"They're legumes Dwight, and you're just gonna make fun of me, so why would I... You know what, this ends now.","text_w_direction":"They're legumes Dwight, and you're just gonna make fun of me, so why would I... You know what, this ends now. [crumples up beans, stomps on them, and throws them in a box]","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39334,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"Hey Michael everyone's in the conference room.","text_w_direction":"Hey Michael everyone's in the conference room.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39335,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39336,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"You called the meeting I don't..","text_w_direction":"You called the meeting I don't..","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39337,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"I did?","text_w_direction":"I did?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39338,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Ok. Thank you all for coming. I would like to talk to you all today about... recycling.","text_w_direction":"Ok. Thank you all for coming. I would like to talk to you all today about... recycling.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39339,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"Michael.","text_w_direction":"Michael.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39340,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39341,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"We are a family.","text_w_direction":"We are a family.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39342,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"I could not have agreed with you more.","text_w_direction":"I could not have agreed with you more.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39343,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"And I've always believed that we should all be involved in everyone's personal lives, in a very major way.","text_w_direction":"And I've always believed that we should all be involved in everyone's personal lives, in a very major way.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39344,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Thank you.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39345,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"So about this proposal thing...","text_w_direction":"So about this proposal thing...","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39346,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no, no. My minds made up I am not going to change my mind you can't talk me out of it.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no. My minds made up I am not going to change my mind you can't talk me out of it.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39347,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, she's perfect for you.","text_w_direction":"Michael, she's perfect for you.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39348,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Oscar","text":"She's the one.","text_w_direction":"She's the one.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39349,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Jim","text":"She's amazing. This is very exciting.","text_w_direction":"She's amazing. This is very exciting.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39350,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"So we just... we wanna help you plan the proposal so that it's safe and responsible and realistic and doable.","text_w_direction":"So we just... we wanna help you plan the proposal so that it's safe and responsible and realistic and doable.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39351,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"I had a great idea until you ruined it.","text_w_direction":"I had a great idea until you ruined it.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39352,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Oscar","text":"Wanna know how to do it? Here's how you do it. Take her out to dinner. Go down on one knee. If you are in costume, you did something wrong. If at any point you find yourself tying a ring to a dogs collar, stop, and look at yourself.","text_w_direction":"Wanna know how to do it? Here's how you do it. Take her out to dinner. Go down on one knee. If you are in costume, you did something wrong. If at any point you find yourself tying a ring to a dogs collar, stop, and look at yourself.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39353,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"Hmm, I'm gonna play me a little ol' black mail card .","text_w_direction":"[playing the Dallas board game] Hmm, I'm gonna play me a little ol' black mail card .","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39354,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kevin","text":"Nice.","text_w_direction":"Nice.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39355,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"And call a proxy meeting to take control of you and oil once and for all.","text_w_direction":"And call a proxy meeting to take control of you and oil once and for all.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39356,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kevin","text":"No you cant do that. You cant play a black mail card and call a proxy meeting in the same turn.","text_w_direction":"No you cant do that. You cant play a black mail card and call a proxy meeting in the same turn.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39357,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"Why not. Seems to me we're just making up rules cause somebody forgot to staple the rules to the inside of the game like a normal human being.","text_w_direction":"Why not. Seems to me we're just making up rules cause somebody forgot to staple the rules to the inside of the game like a normal human being.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39358,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Darryl","text":"And I'm gonna play this here share the wealth card.","text_w_direction":"And I'm gonna play this here share the wealth card.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39359,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"Oooh.","text_w_direction":"Oooh.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39360,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Darryl","text":"Which entitles me to half of both of y'alls money so if you don't mind.","text_w_direction":"Which entitles me to half of both of y'alls money so if you don't mind.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39361,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kevin","text":"no this card is from the wrong game this is from the game of life.","text_w_direction":"no this card is from the wrong game this is from the game of life.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39362,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Darryl","text":"It was in the box.","text_w_direction":"It was in the box.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39363,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"Well played.","text_w_direction":"Well played.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39364,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Darryl","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39365,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"We must honorably adhere to the rules we are making up on the spot.","text_w_direction":"We must honorably adhere to the rules we are making up on the spot.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39366,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kevin","text":"No but that's not fair.","text_w_direction":"No but that's not fair.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39367,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"Well that's Dallas.","text_w_direction":"Well that's Dallas.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39368,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Darryl","text":"Dallas indeed.","text_w_direction":"Dallas indeed.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39369,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Oscar","text":"What... Ryan, where did you get this picture?","text_w_direction":"What... Ryan, where did you get this picture? [a picture of Oscar on Ryans bottles of salsa]","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39370,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Ryan","text":"My mom also makes the best salsa.","text_w_direction":"My mom also makes the best salsa.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39371,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"This is your moms old stuff?","text_w_direction":"This is your moms old stuff?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39372,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah mostly.","text_w_direction":"Yeah mostly.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39373,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"How's she doing?","text_w_direction":"How's she doing?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39374,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Phyllis","text":"It didn't go down so easy but she's made some friends and it's already better than it was.","text_w_direction":"It didn't go down so easy but she's made some friends and it's already better than it was.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39375,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"How do you know when its time?","text_w_direction":"How do you know when its time?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39376,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Phyllis","text":"Uh I don't know if you ever know. And if you wait for the day when your parent to comes to you and says 'I cant take care of myself anymore' its never gonna happen. I have a box of bras under the table if you're interested.","text_w_direction":"Uh I don't know if you ever know. And if you wait for the day when your parent to comes to you and says 'I cant take care of myself anymore' its never gonna happen. I have a box of bras under the table if you're interested.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39377,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"Let me see.","text_w_direction":"Let me see.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39378,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"Ok I think animals and proposals are out. Right Ryan didn't you read in one of your blogs that animals are out?","text_w_direction":"Ok I think animals and proposals are out. Right Ryan didn't you read in one of your blogs that animals are out?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39379,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Ryan","text":"Blogs are out but people are texting each other no more animals","text_w_direction":"Blogs are out but people are texting each other no more animals","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39380,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"How about this I throw a corpse dressed like me off of the roof, it hits the ground, the head pops off, this leads me to the line ' I lost my head when I fell in love with you.'","text_w_direction":"How about this I throw a corpse dressed like me off of the roof, it hits the ground, the head pops off, this leads me to the line ' I lost my head when I fell in love with you.'","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39381,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Jim","text":"That's a guarantee.","text_w_direction":"That's a guarantee.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39382,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"It's easy enough to get a corpse, you just go to a med school. I already have the ring.","text_w_direction":"It's easy enough to get a corpse, you just go to a med school. I already have the ring.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39383,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Jim","text":"Don't think you need the corpse then.","text_w_direction":"Don't think you need the corpse then.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39384,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Heres the ring.","text_w_direction":"Heres the ring.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39385,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"Holy s*** is that real?","text_w_direction":"Holy s*** is that real?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39386,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah. I saved 3 years salary.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I saved 3 years salary.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39387,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Oscar","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No. [shakes head back and forth]","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39388,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Is she not going to like that?","text_w_direction":"Is she not going to like that?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39389,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"No she's going to love it so I think you can keep the proposal simple. You know like when Jim proposed. He just he got down on one knee and he told me that he loved me and he asked me to marry him and it was perfect.","text_w_direction":"No she's going to love it so I think you can keep the proposal simple. You know like when Jim proposed. He just he got down on one knee and he told me that he loved me and he asked me to marry him and it was perfect.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39390,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Oscar","text":"Where was that.","text_w_direction":"Where was that.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39391,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Jim","text":"At a gas station.","text_w_direction":"At a gas station. [oscar laughs]","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39392,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"At a gas station?","text_w_direction":"At a gas station?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39393,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Jim","text":"Oh it was when she was working in New York so it was halfway between both of us.","text_w_direction":"Oh it was when she was working in New York so it was halfway between both of us.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39394,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"That mush have been a surprise when... at the gas station you proposed.","text_w_direction":"That mush have been a surprise when... at the gas station you proposed.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39395,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"No it was really it was really sweet. It was raining and..","text_w_direction":"No it was really it was really sweet. It was raining and..","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39396,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Oh yea you didn't say that the weather was bad that sounds perfect. I want this to be an event that everyone talks about always and forever.","text_w_direction":"Oh yea you didn't say that the weather was bad that sounds perfect. I want this to be an event that everyone talks about always and forever.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39397,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Jim","text":"Totally reasonable.","text_w_direction":"Totally reasonable.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39398,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"I just... it's terrifying.","text_w_direction":"I just... it's terrifying.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39399,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"She's not gonna say no.","text_w_direction":"She's not gonna say no.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39400,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"I know but I'm still scared I don't know why.","text_w_direction":"I know but I'm still scared I don't know why.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39401,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Jim","text":"Cause it's a big deal. I mean.. I knew Pam was gonna say yes but I was still scared.","text_w_direction":"Cause it's a big deal. I mean.. I knew Pam was gonna say yes but I was still scared.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39402,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"You were scared?","text_w_direction":"You were scared?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39403,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah... it.s scary.","text_w_direction":"Yeah... it.s scary.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39404,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Get this... Kevin thought I was gonna sell my Bowflex for 200 dollars and I told him 'Dude this was a prop in my movie.'","text_w_direction":"Get this... Kevin thought I was gonna sell my Bowflex for 200 dollars and I told him 'Dude this was a prop in my movie.'","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39405,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"Look I need to talk to you.","text_w_direction":"Look I need to talk to you.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39406,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Ok it's because we haven't sold anything. You know what? We just wait until the end of the day, people get desperate, and they're gonna pay anything.","text_w_direction":"Ok it's because we haven't sold anything. You know what? We just wait until the end of the day, people get desperate, and they're gonna pay anything.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39407,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"I think I need to go home to Colorado. My dad isn't doing so well.","text_w_direction":"I think I need to go home to Colorado. My dad isn't doing so well.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39408,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Oh ok. For how long?","text_w_direction":"Oh ok. For how long?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39409,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39410,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Is he alright?","text_w_direction":"Is he alright?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39411,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39412,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"You ok?","text_w_direction":"You ok?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39413,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"Yeah, yeah it's just you know I don't want to go home when he's on his death bed you know, I wanna be there when he's still my dad.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, yeah it's just you know I don't want to go home when he's on his death bed you know, I wanna be there when he's still my dad.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39414,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, yeah well you definitely need to do that.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, yeah well you definitely need to do that.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39415,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"And I want you to come with me. Now I know that's a lot to ask of a boyfriend..","text_w_direction":"And I want you to come with me. Now I know that's a lot to ask of a boyfriend..","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39416,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39417,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"And I was thinking... you know maybe since given our last conversation that we're both ready... Michael Scott will you..","text_w_direction":"And I was thinking... you know maybe since given our last conversation that we're both ready... Michael Scott will you..","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39418,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, shhhhut it. Mhmm. Oh God. Nope, nope, nope.","text_w_direction":"No, no, shhhhut it. Mhmm. Oh God. Nope, nope, nope.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39419,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"Uh, what?","text_w_direction":"Uh, what?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39420,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"No. I am not going to be proposed to in the break room. That is not going to be our story. Mhm hm. Should have burned this place down when I had the chance.","text_w_direction":"No. I am not going to be proposed to in the break room. That is not going to be our story. Mhm hm. Should have burned this place down when I had the chance.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39421,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kevin","text":"Hey guys it's my turn.","text_w_direction":"Hey guys it's my turn.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39422,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Andy","text":"You cant go, you're dead, I shot you 5 moves ago.","text_w_direction":"You cant go, you're dead, I shot you 5 moves ago.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39423,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah I told you, you can't shoot people.","text_w_direction":"Yeah I told you, you can't shoot people.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39424,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Darryl","text":"I told you we're way past rules. We have been for some time now. We start having rules now, everything we built collapses.","text_w_direction":"I told you we're way past rules. We have been for some time now. We start having rules now, everything we built collapses.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39425,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kevin","text":"This is stupid and I want my money back. Where's the money?","text_w_direction":"This is stupid and I want my money back. Where's the money?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39426,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah where is it?","text_w_direction":"Yeah where is it?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39427,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kevin","text":"Ok you know what? I am never ever playing board games with you two again.","text_w_direction":"Ok you know what? I am never ever playing board games with you two again.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39428,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kevin","text":"And that is Dallas.","text_w_direction":"And that is Dallas. [shows money]","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39429,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Ryan","text":"Nice.","text_w_direction":"Nice.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39430,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Jim","text":"Not bad right.","text_w_direction":"Not bad right. [swinging golf club]","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39431,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Ryan","text":"Can't really tell the...","text_w_direction":"Can't really tell the...","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39432,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Jim","text":"Nice.","text_w_direction":"[to Dwight] Nice.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39433,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"I know right... what the?","text_w_direction":"I know right...[sees Jim's beans] what the?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39434,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Jim","text":"Oh my God.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39435,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"That... that's impossible.","text_w_direction":"That... that's impossible.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39436,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Jim","text":"It is right. I mean, it's impossible.","text_w_direction":"It is right. I mean, it's impossible.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39437,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"All right, I'll take them.","text_w_direction":"All right, I'll take them.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39438,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Jim","text":"They're probably worthless.","text_w_direction":"They're probably worthless.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39439,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"Probably.","text_w_direction":"Probably. [walks away with beans]","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39440,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Jim","text":"Leave the telescope.","text_w_direction":"Leave the telescope.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39441,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Dwight","text":"I started with a thumb tack and traded my way to a telescope. But in a way the most valuable thing here wasn't the telescope at all. No, it was this... packet of beans. So I traded the telescope for it. And I can just go buy another telescope.","text_w_direction":"I started with a thumb tack and traded my way to a telescope. But in a way the most valuable thing here wasn't the telescope at all. No, it was this... packet of beans. So I traded the telescope for it. And I can just go buy another telescope.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39442,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Hey, how'd we do?","text_w_direction":"Hey, how'd we do?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39443,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"13 dollars.","text_w_direction":"13 dollars.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39444,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"That's great and we still have most of our stuff. Good.","text_w_direction":"That's great and we still have most of our stuff. Good.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39445,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"Listen about earlier ...","text_w_direction":"Listen about earlier ...","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39446,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no, no, lets not talk about that.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no, lets not talk about that.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39447,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"It was wrong to put you in that position and... Michael you are my life now. I'm not going to Colorado.","text_w_direction":"It was wrong to put you in that position and... Michael you are my life now. I'm not going to Colorado.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39448,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Shhhh. Let's go on a little walk. You know what? I wanna show you some stuff.","text_w_direction":"Shhhh. Let's go on a little walk. You know what? I wanna show you some stuff.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39449,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"So this is one of my favorite places in the world.","text_w_direction":"So this is one of my favorite places in the world.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39450,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39451,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"This is where Toby announced that he was going to Costa Rica. Happiest day of my life. Until the day you came to replace him. Let's go in here.","text_w_direction":"This is where Toby announced that he was going to Costa Rica. Happiest day of my life. Until the day you came to replace him. Let's go in here.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39452,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"This is where we first kissed.","text_w_direction":"This is where we first kissed.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39453,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"I remember.","text_w_direction":"I remember.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39454,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"And this is where we first made love. Remember what I tried there?","text_w_direction":"And this is where we first made love. Remember what I tried there?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39455,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"Michael..","text_w_direction":"Michael.. [they both laugh]","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39456,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Through these blinds is where I first saw you, and you had all these boxes, and I thought you were the prettiest mover I had ever seen. And I was sitting at this desk when I called you to tell you that I had herpes and that I was still in love with you and you said that it was over, and that you didn't love me. Thank goodness none of that was true. Including the herpes.","text_w_direction":"Through these blinds is where I first saw you, and you had all these boxes, and I thought you were the prettiest mover I had ever seen. And I was sitting at this desk when I called you to tell you that I had herpes and that I was still in love with you and you said that it was over, and that you didn't love me. Thank goodness none of that was true. Including the herpes.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39457,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39458,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"In-grown hair.","text_w_direction":"In-grown hair.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39459,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Right in here... this is where we first co-ran our meeting. Remember, obesity awareness?","text_w_direction":"Right in here... this is where we first co-ran our meeting. Remember, obesity awareness?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39460,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"Mh hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mh hmm.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39461,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"We saved a lot of lives that day. That's where you first met Michael Klump.","text_w_direction":"We saved a lot of lives that day. That's where you first met Michael Klump.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39462,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"Oh, I say, I say, I say I sit on you!","text_w_direction":"Oh, I say, I say, I say I sit on you!","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39463,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"And right over there is where you found out that Meredith was prostituting herself for Outback steak. And I will never forget that you had the cutest look on your face because you couldn't believe it, you thought it was so wrong.","text_w_direction":"And right over there is where you found out that Meredith was prostituting herself for Outback steak. And I will never forget that you had the cutest look on your face because you couldn't believe it, you thought it was so wrong.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39464,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"And over here..","text_w_direction":"And over here..","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39465,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"What happened here?","text_w_direction":"What happened here?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39466,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Well, nothing. Nothing really. I would just find an excuse to come here so I could stare at you through that window. This is what I'd do.","text_w_direction":"Well, nothing. Nothing really. I would just find an excuse to come here so I could stare at you through that window. This is what I'd do. [runs water through hand]","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39467,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"Nice","text_w_direction":"Nice","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39468,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Let's go in here.","text_w_direction":"Let's go in here.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39469,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"Hi guys.","text_w_direction":"[everyone in the office is standing in the kitchen with a lit candle] Hi guys.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39470,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"This is where our love faces its toughest test. After this, its just smooth sailing for the rest of our lives.","text_w_direction":"This is where our love faces its toughest test. After this, its just smooth sailing for the rest of our lives.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39471,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Jim","text":"Holly, will you marry me?","text_w_direction":"Holly, will you marry me?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39472,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39473,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Stanley","text":"Marry me Holly.","text_w_direction":"Marry me Holly.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39474,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39475,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"That guy's got more than he can handle as it is.","text_w_direction":"That guy's got more than he can handle as it is.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39476,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Oscar","text":"Will you marry me?","text_w_direction":"Will you marry me?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39477,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39478,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"That marriage would be a sham.","text_w_direction":"That marriage would be a sham.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39479,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Gabe","text":"Will you marry me?","text_w_direction":"Will you marry me?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39480,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39481,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Easy no.","text_w_direction":"Easy no.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39482,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Angela","text":"Will you marry me?","text_w_direction":"Will you marry me?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39483,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39484,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"That would be hot. I would pay to see that.","text_w_direction":"That would be hot. I would pay to see that.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39485,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Ryan","text":"Will you marry me Holly?","text_w_direction":"Will you marry me Holly?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39486,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39487,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Only one that I was kind of worried about.","text_w_direction":"Only one that I was kind of worried about.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39488,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"This is where I fell in love with you. And this is where I ask you to marry me. It started with.. Holly Flax, marrying me will you be?","text_w_direction":"[the area where Holly's desk is is filled with lit candles] This is where I fell in love with you. And this is where I ask you to marry me. It started with.. [fire sprinklers go on] Holly Flax, marrying me will you be?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39489,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Holly","text":"Your wife becoming me will I.","text_w_direction":"Your wife becoming me will I. [everyone in the kitchen starts cheering, then enters annex]","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39490,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kevin","text":"That's awesome!","text_w_direction":"That's awesome!","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39491,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Pam","text":"Congratulations!","text_w_direction":"Congratulations!","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39492,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Jim","text":"Congratulations!","text_w_direction":"Congratulations!","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39493,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Thank you. So guys, guys, guys. We're moving to Colorado.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. So guys, guys, guys. We're moving to Colorado.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39494,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Kevin","text":"All of us?","text_w_direction":"All of us?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39495,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39496,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Jim","text":"Wait, what?","text_w_direction":"Wait, what?","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39497,"season":7,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Garage Sale","director":"Steve Carell","writer":"Jon Vitti","character":"Michael","text":"Holly has to go back to Colorado. I'm going with her. I'm leaving.","text_w_direction":"Holly has to go back to Colorado. I'm going with her. I'm leaving.","imdb_rating":9.2,"total_votes":2742,"air_date":"2011-03-24"}
{"index":39498,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Kahlua Sombrero, please.","text_w_direction":"Kahlua Sombrero, please.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39499,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Waiter","text":"All right, so just you tonight?","text_w_direction":"All right, so just you tonight?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39500,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Actually, I am meeting somebody, but I'm a little bit early. Leaving my company. After 19 years.","text_w_direction":"Actually, I am meeting somebody, but I'm a little bit early. Leaving my company. After 19 years.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39501,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"I'll drink to that. I'm starting at a company this week.","text_w_direction":"I'll drink to that. I'm starting at a company this week.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39502,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, really?","text_w_direction":"Oh, really?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39503,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"To begginings and endings.","text_w_direction":"To begginings and endings.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39504,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"And to middles, the unsung heroes. And to moms.","text_w_direction":"And to middles, the unsung heroes. And to moms.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39505,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"The moms and the troops.","text_w_direction":"The moms and the troops.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39506,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Do not tell my fiance I'm drinking on a Wednesday.","text_w_direction":"Do not tell my fiance I'm drinking on a Wednesday.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39507,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"I won't... I don't know her.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] I won't... I don't know her.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39508,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"I'm moving out to the burbs... actually, I'm moving further than the burbs, I'm moving to Colorado.","text_w_direction":"I'm moving out to the burbs... actually, I'm moving further than the burbs, I'm moving to Colorado.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39509,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Colorado! The sunshine state.","text_w_direction":"Colorado! The sunshine state.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39510,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Yep. Don't mess with Colorado.","text_w_direction":"Yep. Don't mess with Colorado.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39511,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Doing some skiing?","text_w_direction":"Doing some skiing?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39512,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"No, no. I don't want to end up like Sunny Bobo.","text_w_direction":"No, no. I don't want to end up like Sunny Bobo.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39513,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Well that's just good sense right there. Everyone I know who skis is dead.","text_w_direction":"Well that's just good sense right there. Everyone I know who skis is dead.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39514,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"You know, I would like to try the luge, through.","text_w_direction":"You know, I would like to try the luge, through.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39515,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Try it once, you're hooked. That's my guess.","text_w_direction":"Try it once, you're hooked. That's my guess.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39516,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"That's what I've heard.","text_w_direction":"That's what I've heard.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39517,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"I'm an olympics nut.","text_w_direction":"I'm an olympics nut.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39518,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Oh yeah? Me too. Summer or winter?","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah? Me too. Summer or winter?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39519,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo/Michael","text":"Summer!","text_w_direction":"[in unison] Summer!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39520,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Knuckles! Actually, I gotta come around and give you...","text_w_direction":"[holds out fist] Knuckles! Actually, I gotta come around and give you...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39521,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"You know, it's funny, I tried to get an animal olympics going.","text_w_direction":"You know, it's funny, I tried to get an animal olympics going.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39522,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Really? What happened?","text_w_direction":"Really? What happened?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39523,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"You know, life happened. What are you gonna miss most about Scranton?","text_w_direction":"You know, life happened. What are you gonna miss most about Scranton?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39524,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Oh... wow. The mountains. Where things are.","text_w_direction":"Oh... wow. The mountains. Where things are.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39525,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"That's the way it goes.","text_w_direction":"That's the way it goes.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39526,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Man, he is late. I'm gonna call him. Do you mind? I'm sorry.","text_w_direction":"Man, he is late. I'm gonna call him. Do you mind? I'm sorry. [calls Deangelo, Deangelo's phone vibrates]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39527,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Excuse me. Hello? You running late?","text_w_direction":"Excuse me. Hello? You running late?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39528,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"No, I'm here. I'm right... I'm at the bar.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm here. I'm right... I'm at the bar.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39529,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"I'm at the bar too.","text_w_direction":"I'm at the bar too.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39530,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"You are? What bar?","text_w_direction":"You are? What bar?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39531,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"I'm at the bar. The bar that's located in the lobby of the hotel.","text_w_direction":"I'm at the bar. The bar that's located in the lobby of the hotel.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39532,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"I... do not see you.","text_w_direction":"I... do not see you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39533,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"How long have you...","text_w_direction":"How long have you...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39534,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"I'm been here about... gosh, over half an hour.","text_w_direction":"I'm been here about... gosh, over half an hour.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39535,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Ok, me too.","text_w_direction":"Ok, me too.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39536,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo/Michael","text":"Sorry...","text_w_direction":"[looking up from phones in unison] Sorry...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39537,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"What're you wearing?","text_w_direction":"What're you wearing?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39538,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"I am wearing a grey suit, red tie.","text_w_direction":"I am wearing a grey suit, red tie.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39539,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Are we both at the right place?","text_w_direction":"Are we both at the right place?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39540,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Which place?","text_w_direction":"Which place?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39541,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"I hear your voice.","text_w_direction":"I hear your voice.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39542,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"I hear your voice, I see your lips moving.","text_w_direction":"I hear your voice, I see your lips moving.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39543,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"I see your voice in the phone. Oh, man! Michael Scott.","text_w_direction":"I see your voice in the phone. Oh, man! [holds out hand] Michael Scott.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39544,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Deangelo Vickers.","text_w_direction":"Deangelo Vickers.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39545,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Wow... that is insane!","text_w_direction":"Wow... that is insane! [laughter]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39546,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"That is insane, that is the right term. Let's get some Vodka up in this cranberry, and one for my friend.","text_w_direction":"That is insane, that is the right term. Let's get some Vodka up in this cranberry, and one for my friend.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39547,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Here we go! Are you ready?","text_w_direction":"[entering Dunder Mifflin offices] Here we go! Are you ready?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39548,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"I am ready.","text_w_direction":"I am ready.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39549,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Alright! Here we go!","text_w_direction":"Alright! Here we go!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39550,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"This is it. What do you think?","text_w_direction":"This is it. What do you think?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39551,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Oh, she'll do. She'll do just fine.","text_w_direction":"Oh, she'll do. She'll do just fine.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39552,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"I am very much looking forward to tommorow. It feels like the culmanation of a lot of hard work, a lot of good fortune...","text_w_direction":"I am very much looking forward to tommorow. It feels like the culmanation of a lot of hard work, a lot of good fortune...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39553,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[pops up from below camera, and runs out of room]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39554,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Did that? Did that just happen?! We should.. we should write a movie or something! I'm serious!","text_w_direction":"Did that? Did that just happen?! [runs after Michael] We should.. we should write a movie or something! I'm serious!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39555,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Oscar","text":"Michael is leaving. And apparently they've already hired a new manager. And we're meeting him today. It's a lot to process. Paperwork wise.","text_w_direction":"Michael is leaving. And apparently they've already hired a new manager. And we're meeting him today. It's a lot to process. Paperwork wise.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39556,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kevin","text":"Nope! It's not Ashton Kutcher. It's Kevin Malone! Equally handsome, equally smart!","text_w_direction":"[wearing wig] Nope! It's not Ashton Kutcher. It's Kevin Malone! Equally handsome, equally smart! [winks]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39557,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, everyone, as you know, one of my favorite things is fanfare for it's own sake. So, without further ado, let's start clapping! Presenting Deangelo Vickers!","text_w_direction":"Ok, everyone, as you know, one of my favorite things is fanfare for it's own sake. So, without further ado, let's start clapping! Presenting Deangelo Vickers!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39558,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"","text_w_direction":"[blinds roll down, Deangelo waving]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39559,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Come on out!","text_w_direction":"Come on out!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39560,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Hello! How are you sir?","text_w_direction":"Hello! [opens door] How are you sir?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39561,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"I am well, sir, how are you?","text_w_direction":"I am well, sir, how are you?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39562,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Can I just say, I am so excited to be working here. Little bit about myself, I love the American Southwest, for starters. You may call them Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, Utah, I call them heaven. I have a peanut allergy, something I live with, it's a part of me. I've learned to cope with it. What else, I'm just as comfortable at the ball game as I am at the opera. I was a-","text_w_direction":"Can I just say, I am so excited to be working here. Little bit about myself, I love the American Southwest, for starters. You may call them Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, Utah, I call them heaven. I have a peanut allergy, something I live with, it's a part of me. I've learned to cope with it. What else, I'm just as comfortable at the ball game as I am at the opera. I was a-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39563,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Did I want to be made manager? Sure. A great opportunity squandered? Absolutely. A crushing blow? Yes. Will I get over it? No. But life goes on. Not for me.","text_w_direction":"Did I want to be made manager? Sure. A great opportunity squandered? Absolutely. A crushing blow? Yes. Will I get over it? No. But life goes on. Not for me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39564,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kelly","text":"I'll get that you guys. Don't... it's just... you know...","text_w_direction":"[drops papers as Deangelo walks by] I'll get that you guys. Don't... it's just... you know...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39565,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"I'll help you.","text_w_direction":"[picks up paper] I'll help you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39566,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh, hi!","text_w_direction":"Oh, hi! [obviously flirting body language]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39567,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Hello!","text_w_direction":"Hello!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39568,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kelly","text":"Have we met before?","text_w_direction":"Have we met before?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39569,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"No, not officially, actually, I saw you walking out of the bathroom before.","text_w_direction":"No, not officially, actually, I saw you walking out of the bathroom before.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39570,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kelly","text":"Well, I guess I'll go back to my cave. It was really great meeting you.","text_w_direction":"Well, I guess I'll go back to my cave. It was really great meeting you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39571,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"","text_w_direction":"[offers Kelly the papers as she walks away]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39572,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kelly","text":"And that is what you call a meet cute.","text_w_direction":"And that is what you call a meet cute.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39573,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"And we talk for like 20 minutes, no clue it's Deangelo the whole time!","text_w_direction":"And we talk for like 20 minutes, no clue it's Deangelo the whole time!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39574,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Darryl","text":"Kind of embarassing.","text_w_direction":"Kind of embarassing.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39575,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Angela","text":"Yeah, that story makes you sound stupid.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, that story makes you sound stupid.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39576,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"I happen to like the hilarious hijinx I get myself into. There he is! Deangelo, I was just telling them about last night, when we met. Remember that? That was crazy!","text_w_direction":"I happen to like the hilarious hijinx I get myself into. There he is! Deangelo, I was just telling them about last night, when we met. Remember that? That was crazy!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39577,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Oh. That was... let's see, where's my replacement? Where's the guy I'm replacing? Why don't I look to the left? He's sitting right there!","text_w_direction":"Oh. [chuckles] That was... let's see, where's my replacement? Where's the guy I'm replacing? Why don't I look to the left? He's sitting right there! [office laughs]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39578,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Oh yeah... I know... that's what I was just saying... that's what...","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah... I know... that's what I was just saying... that's what...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39579,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"","text_w_direction":"[silences Michael]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39580,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"That exact situation is why I always carry around some of these. nametags. Just in case. Because sometimes you just need to I.D. yourself.","text_w_direction":"That exact situation is why I always carry around some of these. [holds up 'Hello, my name is..,'] nametags. Just in case. Because sometimes you just need to I.D. yourself.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39581,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Office funny guy! Always glad to have an office funny guy around!","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Office funny guy! Always glad to have an office funny guy around!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39582,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"I wasn't even trying to make a joke. But I guess I've always been sorta quirky, offbeat, a little twisted.","text_w_direction":"I wasn't even trying to make a joke. But I guess I've always been sorta quirky, offbeat, a little twisted.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39583,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"This is Jim and Pam, aka Jap. What started as an affair has blossomed into a family before our eyes.","text_w_direction":"This is Jim and Pam, aka Jap. What started as an affair has blossomed into a family before our eyes.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39584,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Well, it wasn't an affair.","text_w_direction":"Well, it wasn't an affair.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39585,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Yes it was.","text_w_direction":"Yes it was.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39586,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"But, no, but we are a family.","text_w_direction":"But, no, but we are a family.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39587,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"We made that.","text_w_direction":"[points to picture of Cecelia] We made that.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39588,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Cecelia.","text_w_direction":"Cecelia.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39589,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Well, congratulations. I have four kids of my own.","text_w_direction":"Well, congratulations. I have four kids of my own.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39590,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Really? Oh, my gosh! We just have the one, but she poops for four.","text_w_direction":"Really? Oh, my gosh! We just have the one, but she poops for four. [laughs]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39591,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Uh oh. Someone started off on the right foot with the new boss!","text_w_direction":"Uh oh. Someone started off on the right foot with the new boss!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39592,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, they don't ever talk about careers that were made because of unplanned pregnancies.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, they don't ever talk about careers that were made because of unplanned pregnancies.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39593,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Thanks for meeting me.","text_w_direction":"Thanks for meeting me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39594,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Are you kidding? I'd come anywhere to see a turtle? Where'd you find him.","text_w_direction":"Are you kidding? I'd come anywhere to see a turtle? Where'd you find him.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39595,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"There's no turtle, Michael. I just wanted to get you here.","text_w_direction":"There's no turtle, Michael. I just wanted to get you here.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39596,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"You know me very well, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"You know me very well, Dwight.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39597,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"That's because I'm your right-hand man, Michael, but I can't do it again. I can't do it again for a whole new guy.","text_w_direction":"That's because I'm your right-hand man, Michael, but I can't do it again. I can't do it again for a whole new guy.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39598,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Now I'm gonna have to go online and look at turtles or I'll be off all day.","text_w_direction":"Now I'm gonna have to go online and look at turtles or I'll be off all day.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39599,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"I want to be manager. I just don't understand why I wasn't even interviewed for the job. What's wrong? I was totally qualified, you were pushing for me.","text_w_direction":"I want to be manager. I just don't understand why I wasn't even interviewed for the job. What's wrong? I was totally qualified, you were pushing for me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39600,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Meredith","text":"That apple looks delic!","text_w_direction":"That apple looks delic!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39601,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"I do a lot of portion control. I try to keep my daily calor intake under 1200.","text_w_direction":"I do a lot of portion control. I try to keep my daily calor intake under 1200. [laughter]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39602,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Stanley","text":"Deangelo, you're going to starve to death.","text_w_direction":"Deangelo, you're going to starve to death. [laughter]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39603,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"So you decided to have an orgy and not invite me? I call the middle!","text_w_direction":"So you decided to have an orgy and not invite me? I call the middle!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39604,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Darryl","text":"It's cool that you like the southwest. It's one of my favorite regions.","text_w_direction":"It's cool that you like the southwest. It's one of my favorite regions.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39605,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Darryl","text":"It's one of my favorite regions? Did I just sound totally lame? No, I sounded good.","text_w_direction":"It's one of my favorite regions? Did I just sound totally lame? No, I sounded good.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39606,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Darryl","text":"I love the desert. It's one of my favorite ecosystems.","text_w_direction":"I love the desert. It's one of my favorite ecosystems.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39607,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Here's the great thing about the southwest; there's so much more than desert. Along the north rim of the Grand Canyon is a forest as lush as you've ever seen.","text_w_direction":"Here's the great thing about the southwest; there's so much more than desert. Along the north rim of the Grand Canyon is a forest as lush as you've ever seen.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39608,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kevin","text":"Burnt! It's lush, dummie. Hey, Deangelo, what do you think of bald people? I hate them.","text_w_direction":"Burnt! It's lush, dummie. Hey, Deangelo, what do you think of bald people? I hate them.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39609,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Angela","text":"Deangelo, I forget, did you mention you like politics?","text_w_direction":"Deangelo, I forget, did you mention you like politics?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39610,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"I did not.","text_w_direction":"I did not.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39611,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Angela","text":"Cause I was thinking that you should meet my boyfriend, he's a state senator. I really think the two of you would hit it off. He's a great person to know.","text_w_direction":"Cause I was thinking that you should meet my boyfriend, he's a state senator. I really think the two of you would hit it off. He's a great person to know.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39612,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Sounds very interesting, thank you.","text_w_direction":"Sounds very interesting, thank you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39613,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Dunder Mifflin, this is Erin. Ok, let me transfer you.","text_w_direction":"Dunder Mifflin, this is Erin. Ok, let me transfer you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39614,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Why do you use your name when you use the phone?","text_w_direction":"Why do you use your name when you use the phone?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39615,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, that's how Pam does it. I just copy her. She's sort of a living legend.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that's how Pam does it. I just copy her. She's sort of a living legend.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39616,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Try it without using your name.","text_w_direction":"Try it without using your name.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39617,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Dunder Mifflin, this is... oh, I like it!","text_w_direction":"Dunder Mifflin, this is... oh, I like it!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39618,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Dunder Mifflin, how may I assist you?","text_w_direction":"Dunder Mifflin, how may I assist you?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39619,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, assist.","text_w_direction":"Oh, assist.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39620,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"I sorta like the old way.","text_w_direction":"I sorta like the old way.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39621,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"I just prefer it without the name and I thought- I've got to start doing some managing at some point.","text_w_direction":"I just prefer it without the name and I thought- I've got to start doing some managing at some point.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39622,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"I know, I know, I'm sorry, but if it's not a big deal we should just-","text_w_direction":"I know, I know, I'm sorry, but if it's not a big deal we should just-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39623,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"And it really isn't.","text_w_direction":"And it really isn't.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39624,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Is that good?","text_w_direction":"Is that good?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39625,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah, ok, good.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, ok, good.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39626,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Well, I'd like to change it, actually.","text_w_direction":"Well, I'd like to change it, actually.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39627,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Well, whatever. Whatever you think will work.","text_w_direction":"Well, whatever. Whatever you think will work.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39628,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"What do you think?","text_w_direction":"What do you think?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39629,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"I think a change would be nice.","text_w_direction":"I think a change would be nice.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39630,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"You can do the old way or whatever you think would work.","text_w_direction":"You can do the old way or whatever you think would work. [phone rings]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39631,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Denagelo","text":"Change it.","text_w_direction":"[whispering] Change it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39632,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"...I'm so sorry. Sorry.","text_w_direction":"[picks up phone] ...I'm so sorry. Sorry. [hangs up]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39633,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Hey, funny guy. Wanna have a little mid-day lawl here. Make me laugh, huh? What you got? I can't even look at you.","text_w_direction":"Hey, funny guy. Wanna have a little mid-day lawl here. Make me laugh, huh? What you got? I can't even look at you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39634,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Here we go... ok... what do African Americans call...","text_w_direction":"Here we go... ok... what do African Americans call... [laughter]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39635,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Deangelo, did you order a barber?","text_w_direction":"Deangelo, did you order a barber?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39636,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Oh, yeah. Put a pin on that, kid. Can't wait to hear the punchline.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah. Put a pin on that, kid. Can't wait to hear the punchline.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39637,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Darryl","text":"Finish the joke, Andy. What do African Americans call?","text_w_direction":"Finish the joke, Andy. What do African Americans call?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39638,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"I... don't know. Help me.","text_w_direction":"I... don't know. Help me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39639,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Ryan","text":"That is so badass. So hardcore.","text_w_direction":"[a barber enters the office for Deangelo] That is so badass. So hardcore.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39640,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah, real cool. Real power move.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, real cool. Real power move.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39641,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"I saw a hawk today. Just sitting right there on the overpass. Looking at me.","text_w_direction":"I saw a hawk today. Just sitting right there on the overpass. Looking at me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39642,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Shave me. This is going to be funny! Looks like we are going to be shaving buddies!","text_w_direction":"[to Erin] Shave me. [walks into office with Deangelo] This is going to be funny! Looks like we are going to be shaving buddies!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39643,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Ok, alright! I love it! I love it! Michael, this is Reggie. He is the #1 yelp reviewed shaver in Scranton. It's not even close.","text_w_direction":"Ok, alright! I love it! I love it! Michael, this is Reggie. He is the #1 yelp reviewed shaver in Scranton. It's not even close.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39644,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"And this is Erin and she is going to shave my face. Here we go.","text_w_direction":"And this is Erin and she is going to shave my face. Here we go. [Erin puts too much shaving cream on Michael's face, none on the neck]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39645,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Alright. This is how we do it. Feels nice, doesn't it?","text_w_direction":"Alright. This is how we do it. Feels nice, doesn't it?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39646,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"It really does. This is luxery. Here we go. Ah, that is nice.","text_w_direction":"It really does. This is luxery. Here we go. Ah, that is nice.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39647,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Oscar","text":"You wanted to talk to us Deangelo?","text_w_direction":"You wanted to talk to us Deangelo?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39648,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Ah, yes, please! Just cozy up there. Just thought we could have some rap sessions with smaller groups.","text_w_direction":"Ah, yes, please! Just cozy up there. Just thought we could have some rap sessions with smaller groups.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39649,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Well, we don't really do rap sessions. We kinda do... god... we sorta do more of like powwows or-","text_w_direction":"Well, we don't really do rap sessions. We kinda do... [Erin shaves Michael] god... we sorta do more of like powwows or-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39650,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Ok, then, powwows then, fine.","text_w_direction":"Ok, then, powwows then, fine.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39651,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"That's-","text_w_direction":"That's-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39652,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, Deangelo, my mom just sent me this picture of Cece, it is so adorable.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Deangelo, my mom just sent me this picture of Cece, it is so adorable.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39653,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Alright, wait, little bit of backstory, she loves dogs. She calls them 'da-das'.","text_w_direction":"Alright, wait, little bit of backstory, she loves dogs. She calls them 'da-das'.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39654,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Da-das.","text_w_direction":"Da-das.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39655,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"And what happens here is-","text_w_direction":"And what happens here is-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39656,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"You know what, enough about your baby, ok? I'm sorry.","text_w_direction":"You know what, enough about your baby, ok? I'm sorry.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39657,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"We were... I think she was just trying to-","text_w_direction":"We were... I think she was just trying to-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39658,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"No, no, no, I know what you're doing. Just quit it. I want to hear from the rank and file. How can I be the best manager for you all? What can I do better?","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, I know what you're doing. Just quit it. I want to hear from the rank and file. How can I be the best manager for you all? What can I do better?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39659,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"You know what, everybody? You have to be honest, here. You can't say that everything is perfect. So, you know, come up with something.","text_w_direction":"You know what, everybody? You have to be honest, here. You can't say that everything is perfect. So, you know, come up with something.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39660,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Oscar","text":"Well, Deangelo, I'd say communication could be improved. People stopped reading memos, so everyone marks them urgent.","text_w_direction":"Well, Deangelo, I'd say communication could be improved. People stopped reading memos, so everyone marks them urgent.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39661,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Ok, you know what, I mark it urgent A, urgent B, urgent C, urgent D. Urgent A is the most important, urgent D you don't even really have to worry about.","text_w_direction":"Ok, you know what, I mark it urgent A, urgent B, urgent C, urgent D. Urgent A is the most important, urgent D you don't even really have to worry about.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39662,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Michael, can you stop talking now? I need to shave your lips.","text_w_direction":"Michael, can you stop talking now? I need to shave your lips.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39663,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Don't shave my lips.","text_w_direction":"Don't shave my lips.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39664,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"What's up?","text_w_direction":"[Andy walks into room] What's up?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39665,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"I don't mean to go into a rant here, but...","text_w_direction":"I don't mean to go into a rant here, but...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39666,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"I wrote the perfect joke. Topical, edgy, funny.","text_w_direction":"I wrote the perfect joke. Topical, edgy, funny.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39667,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"...I saw this thing on the news. Democrats want electric cars. Republicans don't. I'm thinking, 'how crazy is it that we have a car debate going on in a city known for gridlock.","text_w_direction":"...I saw this thing on the news. Democrats want electric cars. Republicans don't. I'm thinking, 'how crazy is it that we have a car debate going on in a city known for gridlock.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39668,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Let's not talk politics in the office, ok? I like you better as a funny guy.","text_w_direction":"Let's not talk politics in the office, ok? I like you better as a funny guy.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39669,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"I wasn't taking a position. It's just one of those things where-","text_w_direction":"[leans on table] I wasn't taking a position. It's just one of those things where- [table collapses under Andy]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39670,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Now that's funny! That's funny! You walk much?","text_w_direction":"[laughter] Now that's funny! That's funny! You walk much?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39671,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, right, I mean-","text_w_direction":"Yeah, right, I mean- [walks into door, jokingly]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39672,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Little click...","text_w_direction":"Little click...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39673,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Deangelo, this box came for you.","text_w_direction":"[pushing box into office] Deangelo, this box came for you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39674,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Thank you. That's my stuff. Yeah. Michael, take a look at this.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. That's my stuff. Yeah. Michael, take a look at this.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39675,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Stanley","text":"Need a hand?","text_w_direction":"Need a hand?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39676,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Oh, that'd be great, thank you Stanley!","text_w_direction":"Oh, that'd be great, thank you Stanley!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39677,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"You know, this office sort of has a perfect Feng Shui to it, so... you know, let's not go overboard with the re-decorating, and I'm still here-","text_w_direction":"You know, this office sort of has a perfect Feng Shui to it, so... you know, let's not go overboard with the re-decorating, and I'm still here-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39678,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Ryan","text":"","text_w_direction":"[holds up painting of desert to office, who are impressed]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39679,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"I still have to look at this stuff, guys.","text_w_direction":"I still have to look at this stuff, guys.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39680,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Darryl","text":"So this is a ten-gallon hat, huh?","text_w_direction":"So this is a ten-gallon hat, huh?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39681,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Yep, ten-gallon hat. Technically, it only holds about three quartz. Little factoid.","text_w_direction":"Yep, ten-gallon hat. Technically, it only holds about three quartz. Little factoid.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39682,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kevin","text":"Interesting.","text_w_direction":"Interesting.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39683,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Deangelo's great. I love the guy. But I'm not sure he's a great fit for the office. And also, I'm not sure if I love the guy.","text_w_direction":"Deangelo's great. I love the guy. But I'm not sure he's a great fit for the office. And also, I'm not sure if I love the guy.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39684,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Darryl's sister","text":"","text_w_direction":"[holds out cowboy boots for Darryl]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39685,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Darryl","text":"Cool, cool. Alright, see you later.","text_w_direction":"Cool, cool. Alright, see you later.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39686,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Darryl's sister","text":"Hey, hey, hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey, hey! [holds up set of pistols in holsters]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39687,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Darryl","text":"No, I'm good. Keep them.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm good. Keep them.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39688,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Hey, funny man! Whatcha got for me? Make me laugh?","text_w_direction":"Hey, funny man! Whatcha got for me? Make me laugh?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39689,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Let's see if they have my favorite teas in here...","text_w_direction":"[mimes using a rope to pull himself forward to microwave] Let's see if they have my favorite teas in here... [throws tea packets into air, puts hand in unplugged toaster, pretends to be shocked, takes container of cheese-puffs and throws them into air, pours hot coffee on his pants]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39690,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Drink some soap!","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Drink some soap!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39691,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"","text_w_direction":"[drinks hand soap]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39692,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"","text_w_direction":"[laughter and applause]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39693,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"I guess this is my life now.","text_w_direction":"I guess this is my life now.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39694,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"How do I become a manger at Sabre?","text_w_direction":"How do I become a manger at Sabre?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39695,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Gabe","text":"First thing's first, thank you for coming here directly. I know you could have called Tallahassee but they would've just looped back to me, so, it's cool you recognized my role here.","text_w_direction":"First thing's first, thank you for coming here directly. I know you could have called Tallahassee but they would've just looped back to me, so, it's cool you recognized my role here.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39696,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"I left a message at corporate.","text_w_direction":"I left a message at corporate.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39697,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Gabe","text":"Ahh. There you go. Get a recommendation from Michael. That'll put you right on the shortlist for next time there's an opening.","text_w_direction":"Ahh. There you go. Get a recommendation from Michael. That'll put you right on the shortlist for next time there's an opening.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39698,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Can't you just use the recommendation you already have on file?","text_w_direction":"Can't you just use the recommendation you already have on file?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39699,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Gabe","text":"What recommendation?","text_w_direction":"What recommendation?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39700,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"From when he recommended me to replace him.","text_w_direction":"From when he recommended me to replace him.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39701,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Gabe","text":"...I'm sorry, I never know how to act in these awkward-type situations.","text_w_direction":"...I'm sorry, I never know how to act in these awkward-type situations.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39702,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Best whale watching","text_w_direction":"Best whale watching[/b]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39703,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Snack time! It's the witching hour! It's the sandwitching hour!","text_w_direction":"[interrupting Deangelo] Snack time! It's the witching hour! It's the sandwitching hour!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39704,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kevin","text":"Awesome!","text_w_direction":"Awesome!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39705,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Phyllis","text":"Mmm, whatcha got?","text_w_direction":"Mmm, whatcha got?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39706,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"PB and J, my mom's recipe!","text_w_direction":"PB and J, my mom's recipe! [throws sandwitch at Phyllis]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39707,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Angela","text":"Michael! Deangelo has a peanut allergy.","text_w_direction":"Michael! Deangelo has a peanut allergy.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39708,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"I need a wide berth. I need a wide berth from those nuts.","text_w_direction":"I need a wide berth. I need a wide berth from those nuts.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39709,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Stanley","text":"What are you doing? Have you lost your mind?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing? Have you lost your mind?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39710,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"I think Kevin wants one. Kevin, here you go!","text_w_direction":"I think Kevin wants one. Kevin, here you go! [throws sandwitch into Kevin's open mouth]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39711,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Oscar","text":"Michael, this is serious! Do you know what happens if Deangelo touches a peanut?","text_w_direction":"Michael, this is serious! Do you know what happens if Deangelo touches a peanut?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39712,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39713,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Michael, the last time I was exposed to a peanut, I was itchy for three days, ok? I had to take baths constantly. I missed the O.J. verdict. I had to read about it in the paper like an idiot.","text_w_direction":"Michael, the last time I was exposed to a peanut, I was itchy for three days, ok? I had to take baths constantly. I missed the O.J. verdict. I had to read about it in the paper like an idiot.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39714,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Wait, so, you don't go into shock or die or anything?","text_w_direction":"Wait, so, you don't go into shock or die or anything?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39715,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"No, Jim, not everything is life or death. I want to feel comfortable.","text_w_direction":"No, Jim, not everything is life or death. I want to feel comfortable.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39716,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Oscar, here you go.","text_w_direction":"Oscar, here you go. [throws sandwitch]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39717,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"You're getting nut particles all in the air!","text_w_direction":"[uses book to stop the sandwitch's flight] You're getting nut particles all in the air!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39718,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"No one had a problem with the air here until you came around.","text_w_direction":"No one had a problem with the air here until you came around.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39719,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Everyone, mandatory meeting. Multi-purpose room, now.","text_w_direction":"[steps into conference room] Everyone, mandatory meeting. Multi-purpose room, now.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39720,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"No, that's good. You just stay in there, stay in there by yourself, loser. No body go in. No body go in there. Stay where you are.","text_w_direction":"No, that's good. You just stay in there, stay in there by yourself, loser. No body go in. [disgusted comments by co-workers] No body go in there. Stay where you are.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39721,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Oscar","text":"Michael, This is insane.","text_w_direction":"Michael, This is insane.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39722,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"No, it's not insane, Oscar. I'm been here for 19 years, and just because someone else is called the boss, you're gonna throw it all away? No.","text_w_direction":"No, it's not insane, Oscar. I'm been here for 19 years, and just because someone else is called the boss, you're gonna throw it all away? No.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39723,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Listen, you're the one who decided to leave. Come on, he's the new boss, you know we have to do this.","text_w_direction":"Listen, you're the one who decided to leave. Come on, he's the new boss, you know we have to do this.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39724,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Well, who needs him. Guess it's just you and me, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Well, who needs him. Guess it's just you and me, Dwight.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39725,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Correction. Just you. Alright, meeting. Multi-function room.","text_w_direction":"Correction. Just you. Alright, meeting. Multi-function room.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39726,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Hold on, Hey Michael, Michael, wait up, hold on. Um, so for these meetings do you just jump into business or do you start with some chit-chat or...?","text_w_direction":"[walks out] Hold on, Hey Michael, Michael, wait up, hold on. Um, so for these meetings do you just jump into business or do you start with some chit-chat or...?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39727,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"I start with some chit-chat and a maybe a couple of jokes. And you might want to develop a couple of characters. You know what, you'll be fine.","text_w_direction":"I start with some chit-chat and a maybe a couple of jokes. And you might want to develop a couple of characters. You know what, you'll be fine.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39728,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Maybe. Maybe not. 50/50. You know what, it is too bad for this place that you're leaving. Bring it in, come on. Ok.","text_w_direction":"Maybe. Maybe not. 50/50. You know what, it is too bad for this place that you're leaving. [extents hands for hug] Bring it in, come on. [Michael doesn't accept hug] Ok. [walks back]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39729,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"Ok. Why did you have to be so damn good?","text_w_direction":"Ok. [hugs Deangelo from behind] Why did you have to be so damn good?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39730,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"I... I'm adequete. I'm half as good as you.","text_w_direction":"I... I'm adequete. I'm half as good as you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39731,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no. Come on. You are good, they know it.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no. Come on. You are good, they know it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39732,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Will you do me a favour and enjoy this time, ok? You've worked so hard, get your senioritis on. It's Lake Havasu time!","text_w_direction":"Will you do me a favour and enjoy this time, ok? You've worked so hard, get your senioritis on. It's Lake Havasu time!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39733,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Micahel","text":"Guess I've been working so hard I forgot what it's like to be hardly working.","text_w_direction":"Guess I've been working so hard I forgot what it's like to be hardly working.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39734,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"Ok. What is the Native American girl's name?","text_w_direction":"Ok. What is the Native American girl's name?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39735,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Michael","text":"You'll figure it out.","text_w_direction":"You'll figure it out.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39736,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, Deangelo! Wanna meet Cece?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Deangelo! Wanna meet Cece?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39737,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"That's a cute baby. Very cute baby. Adorable. Very cute.","text_w_direction":"That's a cute baby. Very cute baby. Adorable. Very cute.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39738,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Thank you very much.","text_w_direction":"Thank you very much.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39739,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"See, we knew it! If he just met her, he'd understand.","text_w_direction":"See, we knew it! If he just met her, he'd understand.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39740,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"We're back in! Right?","text_w_direction":"We're back in! Right?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39741,"season":7,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Training Day","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Deangelo","text":"I swear, that baby could be the star of a show entitled 'Babys I Don't Care About.'","text_w_direction":"I swear, that baby could be the star of a show entitled 'Babys I Don't Care About.'","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1655,"air_date":"2011-04-14"}
{"index":39742,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"It is six a.m. and we are about to go house to house to give everyone their Dundie Nomination Certificates. Just like the Oscars!","text_w_direction":"It is six a.m. [DeAngelo yawns] and we are about to go house to house to give everyone their Dundie Nomination Certificates. Just like the Oscars!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39743,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Yes, and this happens every...?","text_w_direction":"Yes, and this happens every...?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39744,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Every year! This happens, you have a lot to learn my friend.","text_w_direction":"Every year! This happens, you have a lot to learn my friend. [DeAngelo laughs]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39745,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Well, you know, why don't we try it, and if it goes good it'll be part of my tradition.","text_w_direction":"Well, you know, why don't we try it, and if it goes good it'll be part of my tradition.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39746,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Why do you always say that? You're gonna love it.","text_w_direction":"Why do you always say that? You're gonna love it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39747,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Alright let's go! This way, this way!","text_w_direction":"[arriving at the first house] Alright let's go! [DeAngelo runs in the wrong direction] This way, this way! [Michael knocks on the door]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39748,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39749,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Surprise!","text_w_direction":"Surprise!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39750,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Congratulations!","text_w_direction":"Congratulations!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39751,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yep, okay...","text_w_direction":"Yep, okay...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39752,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You and Pam have both been nominated for Dundie Awards!","text_w_direction":"You and Pam have both been nominated for Dundie Awards!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39753,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39754,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Here we go! Have Pam come down.","text_w_direction":"[holds up a camera and DeAngelo meows] Here we go! Have Pam come down.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39755,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"No she doesn't wa- She's not here.","text_w_direction":"No she doesn't wa- She's not here.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39756,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"What's going on?","text_w_direction":"What's going on?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39757,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Stay in bed!","text_w_direction":"Stay in bed!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39758,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Congratulations!","text_w_direction":"[next house] Congratulations!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39759,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"Have you lost your mind! Get off my property before I call the police!","text_w_direction":"Have you lost your mind! Get off my property before I call the police!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39760,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"We got it.","text_w_direction":"We got it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39761,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Uh, leave it at the door or...?","text_w_direction":"Uh, leave it at the door or...?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39762,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah that's fine.","text_w_direction":"Yeah that's fine.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39763,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Hey Toby! You suck!","text_w_direction":"[next house] Hey Toby! You suck! [throwing eggs at his house]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39764,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Is this an employee of ours?","text_w_direction":"Is this an employee of ours?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39765,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Go go go go go go!","text_w_direction":"[giggles] Go go go go go go!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39766,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I've never seen this place in the daylight.","text_w_direction":"[arriving at a dumpy looking, unkempt house] I've never seen this place in the daylight.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39767,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"It reminds me of Katrina.","text_w_direction":"It reminds me of Katrina.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39768,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Here we go, alright got it? Set? Hello?","text_w_direction":"Here we go, alright got it? Set? [the door is ajar, Michael knocks lightly] Hello? [turns around to see Meredith walking towards her house]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39769,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"I'm so busted! Walk of shame!","text_w_direction":"I'm so busted! Walk of shame!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39770,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Do you usually leave your door unlocked? And ajar?","text_w_direction":"Do you usually leave your door unlocked? And ajar?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39771,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Ahh, Nice! I got a Dundie nomination!","text_w_direction":"Ahh, Nice! I got a Dundie nomination!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39772,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yes you did. That's right! Congratulations Meredith. We should head out.","text_w_direction":"Yes you did. That's right! Congratulations Meredith. We should head out.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39773,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"No no no! You guys stay! No no no! I have Vienna Sausages and I have napkins. Let me fix you breakfast!","text_w_direction":"No no no! You guys stay! No no no! I have Vienna Sausages and I have napkins. [walks into her house] Let me fix you breakfast!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39774,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"I'm not going in there.","text_w_direction":"[whispers] I'm not going in there.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39775,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Go.","text_w_direction":"[quietly shuts the door] Go.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39776,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Good morning Erin.","text_w_direction":"[walking into the office] Good morning Erin.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39777,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Oh hey, didn't see you.","text_w_direction":"Oh hey, didn't see you.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39778,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You have big plans for tonight?","text_w_direction":"You have big plans for tonight?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39779,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"I don't know, maybe volunteer at the shelter, or go to bed, or... I don't know. Maybe I'm going to the Dundies!!","text_w_direction":"I don't know, maybe volunteer at the shelter, or go to bed, or... I don't know. Maybe I'm going to the Dundies!! [Flashes her Nomination Certificate]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39780,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You are getting so funny! Very good.","text_w_direction":"You are getting so funny! [Erin giggles] Very good.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39781,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"The Dundies are my baby, and they need to go on. When Larry King died they didn't just cancel his show. They got Pierce Morgan to come in, and do his show, and, that way, Larry lives on.","text_w_direction":"The Dundies are my baby, and they need to go on. When Larry King died they didn't just cancel his show. They got Pierce Morgan to come in, and do his show, and, that way, Larry lives on.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39782,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Anything can happen at the Dundies! They're like the Golden Globes but less mean. And I just want all of us to have a good time!","text_w_direction":"Anything can happen at the Dundies! [DeAngelo laughs] They're like the Golden Globes but less mean. And I just want all of us to have a good time!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39783,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Just a little announcement folks, remember, the Dundies is a black tie affair.","text_w_direction":"Just a little announcement folks, remember, the Dundies is a black tie affair.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39784,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Black tie optional.","text_w_direction":"Black tie optional.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39785,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Every day is black tie optional!","text_w_direction":"Every day is black tie optional!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39786,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"A la, tonight we will be hosting at Louie Volpies!","text_w_direction":"A la, tonight we will be hosting at Louie Volpies!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39787,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Nice!","text_w_direction":"Nice! [rest of the office looks excited]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39788,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"I love their breadsticks!","text_w_direction":"I love their breadsticks!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39789,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, their breadsticks are like crack!","text_w_direction":"Oh, their breadsticks are like crack!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39790,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"I love when people say like crack when they've obviously never done crack.","text_w_direction":"I love when people say like crack when they've obviously never done crack.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39791,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Well the breadsticks are like what then, Ryan, what can I use?","text_w_direction":"Well the breadsticks are like what then, Ryan, what can I use?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39792,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"I don't know, something from your world. The breadsticks are like scrapbooking.","text_w_direction":"I don't know, something from your world. The breadsticks are like scrapbooking.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39793,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"You're right, you're right. I'm a middle class broad.","text_w_direction":"You're right, you're right. I'm a middle class broad. [Jim does his \"Jim face\"]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39794,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Shh, shh! Okay, okay. Everybody's right. They're like breadsticks on steroids. Right?","text_w_direction":"Shh, shh! Okay, okay. Everybody's right. They're like breadsticks on steroids. Right?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39795,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah that's great.","text_w_direction":"Yeah that's great.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39796,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"So as you know, the Dundies are my legacy. So I'm going to need to train a replacement. So this year, I have decided to have a co-host. And that person is DeAngelo!","text_w_direction":"So as you know, the Dundies are my legacy. So I'm going to need to train a replacement. So this year, I have decided to have a co-host. [Dwight looks suspecting] And that person is [he and DeAngelo roll their tongues as a drum roll] DeAngelo! [all applaud]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39797,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Always the padawan, never the Jedi.","text_w_direction":"Always the padawan, never the Jedi.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39798,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Thank you Michael, uh, but I will have to pass.","text_w_direction":"Thank you Michael, uh, but I will have to pass.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39799,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Think of it as part of your training.","text_w_direction":"Think of it as part of your training.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39800,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Not much of a performer, unless you count singing in the shower. Boy, okay...","text_w_direction":"Not much of a performer, unless you count singing in the shower. Boy, okay...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39801,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, well we'll work on it.","text_w_direction":"[smiling] Okay, well we'll work on it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39802,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Michael, I'm very, very bad.","text_w_direction":"[whispers to Michael] Michael, I'm very, very bad.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39803,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You are doing it.","text_w_direction":"You are doing it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39804,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Guys! I want you to help us work on some banter.","text_w_direction":"[all in conference room] Guys! I want you to help us work on some banter.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39805,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Yes! I love banter. But I hate witty banter.","text_w_direction":"Yes! I love banter. But I hate witty banter.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39806,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Here we go! So, DeAngelo! You and I have a lot in common. You lost two hundred pounds, and I lose my car keys every morning.","text_w_direction":"Here we go! So, DeAngelo! You and I have a lot in common. You lost two hundred pounds, and I lose my car keys every morning.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39807,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"That is true, we do share some similarities. I know how you can fix one of those problems, for me it was portion control. For you, you need a key chain. Maybe one with a-","text_w_direction":"That is true, we do share some similarities. I know how you can fix one of those problems, for me it was portion control. For you, you need a key chain. Maybe one with a-","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39808,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, okay. You know what, I didn't actually lose my keys...","text_w_direction":"[cutting him off] Okay, okay. You know what, I didn't actually lose my keys...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39809,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"This did not happen.","text_w_direction":"This did not happen.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39810,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Mmmmkay. There needs to be what you call a rat-a-tat. And right now it's all rat and no tat. Ryan come on up here. Tap DeAngelo out. Just watch this. Okay. Ryan how are you today?","text_w_direction":"Mmmmkay. There needs to be what you call a rat-a-tat. And right now it's all rat and no tat. Ryan come on up here. Tap DeAngelo out. Just watch this. Okay. [Ryan stands next to Michael up front] Ryan how are you today?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39811,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Why don't you ask my therapist, my mom certainly pays her enough.","text_w_direction":"Why don't you ask my therapist, my mom certainly pays her enough.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39812,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"There you go! Lovely! Regis and Kelly! Nice! Use that as an inspiration. Just be funny.","text_w_direction":"[very excited] There you go! Lovely! Regis and Kelly! Nice! Use that as an inspiration. Just be funny.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39813,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Uhhh, you sir! Are we having fun tonight?","text_w_direction":"Uhhh, you sir! [points to Jim] Are we having fun tonight?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39814,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Having a great time.","text_w_direction":"Having a great time.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39815,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Oh good!","text_w_direction":"Oh good!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39816,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Thanks, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Thanks, yeah.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39817,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Where were you on September 11th?","text_w_direction":"Where were you on September 11th?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39818,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No! God!","text_w_direction":"No! God! [Jim looks at him oddly]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39819,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"This is so weird! If I'm conducting a meeting, good to go. But if I think of it as a performance... I-I fall apart. Obviously.","text_w_direction":"This is so weird! If I'm conducting a meeting, good to go. But if I think of it as a performance... I-I fall apart. Obviously.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39820,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Why don't you think of hosting the Dundies like you're just running a meeting.","text_w_direction":"Why don't you think of hosting the Dundies like you're just running a meeting.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39821,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, no, no! This is the performance of your life!","text_w_direction":"No, no, no! This is the performance of your life!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39822,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Why don't you just, privately, in your own head, think of it like a meeting.","text_w_direction":"Why don't you just, privately, in your own head, think of it like a meeting.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39823,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Jim, please no loopholes.","text_w_direction":"Jim, please no loopholes.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39824,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"Mike, why do you have to control how he perceives it in his mind?","text_w_direction":"Mike, why do you have to control how he perceives it in his mind?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39825,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"This is my last Dundies ever, if I want mind control over him, is that too much to ask?","text_w_direction":"This is my last Dundies ever, if I want mind control over him, is that too much to ask?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39826,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Me mo. Me mo.","text_w_direction":"[laying down, Michael is sitting on DeAngelo's stomach bouncing up and down in Michael's office] Me mo. Me mo.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39827,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Good. Good. Good!","text_w_direction":"Good. Good. Good!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39828,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Meee Mo, Mee!","text_w_direction":"Meee Mo, Mee!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39829,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Now, tell me something terrible that happened in your childhood.","text_w_direction":"Now, tell me something terrible that happened in your childhood.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39830,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"When I was very young, my mother divorced my father and I had to go to court and choose between them.","text_w_direction":"When I was very young, my mother divorced my father and I had to go to court and choose between them.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39831,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Too personal. I don't wanna hear about it. Let's try this. Put these on. I am going to turn this on, and turn the volume all the way up. So you can't- That's right, you're not going to be able to hear yourself. Read this, and make it sound perfect.","text_w_direction":"[getting off his stomach] Too personal. I don't wanna hear about it. [picking up a portable tape player] Let's try this. Put these on. [DeAngelo puts the headphones in] I am going to turn this on, and turn the volume all the way up. So you can't- [DeAngelo winces] That's right, you're not going to be able to hear yourself. Read this, [gives him a card] and make it sound perfect.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39832,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"THE DUNDIES ARE-OW-ABOUT COMING TOGETHER! AND RECOGNIZING, THE ADOMINABILITY OF THE HUMAN SPIRIT!","text_w_direction":"THE DUNDIES ARE-OW-ABOUT COMING TOGETHER! AND RECOGNIZING, THE ADOMINABILITY OF THE HUMAN SPIRIT! [Jim comes and closes the door]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39833,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Say it with an accent!","text_w_direction":"Say it with an accent!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39834,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"THE DUNDIES!","text_w_direction":"[bad Australian accent attempt] THE DUNDIES!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39835,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"The Dundies!","text_w_direction":"[also in a poor Australian accent] The Dundies!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39836,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"THE DUNDIES!","text_w_direction":"THE DUNDIES!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39837,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I just don't understand the desire to push sweet potato fries on me, and not just regular fries.","text_w_direction":"[Jim and Pam are walking outside] I just don't understand the desire to push sweet potato fries on me, and not just regular fries.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39838,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah... Hey, Erin, everything okay?","text_w_direction":"Yeah... [they see Erin eating in her car, and ducking when they see her. Pam knocks on her car window] Hey, Erin, everything okay?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39839,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Get away from the car, he's gonna see you.","text_w_direction":"Get away from the car, he's gonna see you.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39840,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Who's gonna see us?","text_w_direction":"Who's gonna see us?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39841,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Just get in! Get in! Just get in!","text_w_direction":"[desperately] Just get in! Get in! Just get in!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39842,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Get in the car?","text_w_direction":"Get in the car? [Jim and Pam get in the back seat]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39843,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Please! Sorry. Get in. Sorry sorry sorry.","text_w_direction":"Please! Sorry. Get in. [Jim and Pam are confused and worried] Sorry sorry sorry.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39844,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"What's wrong?","text_w_direction":"What's wrong?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39845,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"I eat lunch in the car now. It's my alone time. It's just nice to have some time away from Gabe.","text_w_direction":"I eat lunch in the car now. It's my alone time. It's just nice to have some time away from Gabe.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39846,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Why don't you wanna eat lunch with your boyfriend?","text_w_direction":"Why don't you wanna eat lunch with your boyfriend?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39847,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"I, really don't like spending time with him.","text_w_direction":"I, really don't like spending time with him.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39848,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Don't you think it's better to tell him the truth now? You know, rather than waste more of his time?","text_w_direction":"Don't you think it's better to tell him the truth now? You know, rather than waste more of his time?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39849,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I think I'm gonna go.","text_w_direction":"I think I'm gonna go.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39850,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39851,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I think you got this. Kay? Alright. Feel better!","text_w_direction":"I think you got this. Kay? [Erin nods] Alright. Feel better!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39852,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Thank you Jim.","text_w_direction":"Thank you Jim.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39853,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I'm sorry, that just wasn't interesting to me.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, that just wasn't interesting to me.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39854,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"I can't just dump him Pam, I'm not like you, I can't be mean.","text_w_direction":"I can't just dump him Pam, I'm not like you, I can't be mean.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39855,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Wait, when am I...? You just have to be clear and firm. You know, just tell him you don't love him. Just be honest with him.","text_w_direction":"Wait, when am I...? You just have to be clear and firm. You know, just tell him you don't love him. Just be honest with him. [Erin nods]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39856,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[standing by the Louie Volpies entrance greeting people and giving them menus]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39857,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Hi!","text_w_direction":"[walks in] Hi!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39858,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Appalling. Eye sore. Surprisingly adequate! Okay everyone! The activities commence in four seconds!","text_w_direction":"Appalling. [Meredith walks in] Eye sore. [Jim and Pam come in] Surprisingly adequate! Okay everyone! The activities commence in four seconds!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39859,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"DeAngelo, Jo's on the phone for you.","text_w_direction":"DeAngelo, Jo's on the phone for you.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39860,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Hello?","text_w_direction":"Hello?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39861,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"\"Jo\"","text":"DeAngelo! We're in serious horse manure here! The Dundies are tonight! And we ain't got no host!","text_w_direction":"[Michael dressed as Jo Bennett, using a bad Southern accent] DeAngelo! We're in serious horse manure here! The Dundies are tonight! And we ain't got no host!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39862,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Oh no!","text_w_direction":"Oh no!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39863,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"\"Jo\"","text":"Luckily I have someone for you!","text_w_direction":"Luckily I have someone for you!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39864,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Billy Crystal?","text_w_direction":"Billy Crystal?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39865,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"\"Jo\"","text":"Better.","text_w_direction":"Better.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39866,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Neil Patrick Harris?","text_w_direction":"Neil Patrick Harris?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39867,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"\"Jo\"","text":"He's in Little Shop of Horrors on Broadway. Now we need Michael Scott! The best darn Dundies host on both sides of the Mississippi!","text_w_direction":"He's in Little Shop of Horrors on Broadway. Now we need Michael Scott! The best darn Dundies host on both sides of the Mississippi! [everyone in the audience is laughing]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39868,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Ughhh, I gotta find Michael Scott! And then I gotta, Get Him to the Dundies!","text_w_direction":"Ughhh, I gotta find Michael Scott! And then I gotta, [Russel Brand impression] Get Him to the Dundies!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39869,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Hey, can you help me find Michael Scott Angela?","text_w_direction":"[in the office near the accountants] Hey, can you help me find Michael Scott Angela?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39870,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"\"Angela\"","text":"My boyfriend can, he's a state senator.","text_w_direction":"[Michael is wearing a blond wig, talking in a high obnoxious voice] My boyfriend can, he's a state senator.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39871,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Audience","text":"","text_w_direction":"[laughing]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39872,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Mmhmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmhmm.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39873,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Oh wait, he can't help because that title has no meaning!","text_w_direction":"Oh wait, he can't help because that title has no meaning!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39874,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"","text_w_direction":"[laughing]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39875,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Try Jim DeAngelo, he'll be able to help.","text_w_direction":"Try Jim DeAngelo, he'll be able to help.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39876,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Jim! Do you know where I can find Michael Scott?","text_w_direction":"Jim! Do you know where I can find Michael Scott?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39877,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"\"Jim\"","text":"I totally don't know where Michael is, dude, hey you wanna listen to some records?","text_w_direction":"[Michael is wearing a wig that is very close to Jim's actual hair, and he is wearing fake earrings, and speaking in a punk-ish deep voice] I totally don't know where Michael is, dude, hey you wanna listen to some records?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39878,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"","text_w_direction":"[shaking head at the camera]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39879,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"No one is listening to me! And I'm running out of time!","text_w_direction":"No one is listening to me! And I'm running out of time!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39880,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"\"Phyllis\"","text":"Well, what are you talking about? Ohh! Ohh! I've fallen and I can't get up!","text_w_direction":"[Micheal dressed as Phyllis, pretending to knit] Well, what are you talking about? [cracking noise] Ohh! Ohh! [falls onto the ground] I've fallen and I can't get up!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39881,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Maybe I just need to look into my heart. DeAngelo, where is Michael Scott.","text_w_direction":"Maybe I just need to look into my heart. [in the bathroom in front of the mirror] DeAngelo, where is Michael Scott. [his reflection in the mirror turns around to reveal that it is Michael]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39882,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"I'm here. In a good way! I've been here the whole time.","text_w_direction":"I'm here. [DeAngelo gasps and turns around] In a good way! I've been here the whole time.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39883,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"The analytical part of me wants to examine it, but I know it has no content.","text_w_direction":"The analytical part of me wants to examine it, but I know it has no content.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39884,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Ladies and gentlemen, please stand up for you co-host this evening, Michael Gary Scott. Please remain standing for your other co-host, and new manager, DeAngelo Jeremitrius Vickers! Was that part of the...?","text_w_direction":"Ladies and gentlemen, please stand up for you co-host this evening, Michael Gary Scott. [Michael comes running up to stage as people applaud] Please remain standing for your other co-host, and new manager, DeAngelo Jeremitrius Vickers! [DeAngelo presents himself, and changes his mind and runs off] Was that part of the...?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39885,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"DeAngelo, what are you doing? There's a live audience out there!","text_w_direction":"[in the bathroom] DeAngelo, what are you doing? There's a live audience out there!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39886,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Go do it by yourself, get Ryan.","text_w_direction":"Go do it by yourself, get Ryan.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39887,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, Ryan would never do it. It's too on the radar. Look, look. The boss, hosts, the Dundies! It's sort of our perk!","text_w_direction":"No, Ryan would never do it. It's too on the radar. Look, look. The boss, hosts, the Dundies! It's sort of our perk!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39888,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"This was not, part of the job description!","text_w_direction":"This was not, part of the job description!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39889,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Listen to me, you're not doing this for me, you're not doing this for you, you're not even doing this for them!","text_w_direction":"Listen to me, you're not doing this for me, you're not doing this for you, you're not even doing this for them!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39890,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Who am I doing this for?","text_w_direction":"Who am I doing this for?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39891,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You're doing this for all those kids out there, eating off the Louie Volpies kid's menu, wondering","text_w_direction":"[slaps him] You're doing this for all those kids out there, eating off the Louie Volpies kid's menu, wondering","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39892,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"I can't.","text_w_direction":"I can't. [Michael slaps him again]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39893,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Say it.","text_w_direction":"Say it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39894,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Stop, hitting me.","text_w_direction":"Stop, hitting me.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39895,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You can do it, just say it.","text_w_direction":"You can do it, just say it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39896,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Hit me again.","text_w_direction":"Hit me again. [Michael slaps him once more]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39897,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Now hit me. One, two, three.","text_w_direction":"Now hit me. [DeAngelo slaps him] One, two, three.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39898,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Together","text":"It's showtime.","text_w_direction":"It's showtime.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39899,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Alright, here we go.","text_w_direction":"Alright, here we go.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39900,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay! Okay! Sorry about the delay everybody! But we were at the DMV waiting in line.","text_w_direction":"Okay! Okay! Sorry about the delay everybody! But we were at the DMV waiting in line. [everyone laughs]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39901,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Fall asleep right after s*x. Huh guys?","text_w_direction":"Fall asleep right after s*x. Huh guys?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39902,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Nope, go back to the script.","text_w_direction":"Nope, go back to the script.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39903,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"There are a lot of great salesmen in this office, but one of our great salesmen is also a great dad. And a close personal friend of mine, Jim Halpert! Best Dad Dundie!","text_w_direction":"There are a lot of great salesmen in this office, but one of our great salesmen is also a great dad. And a close personal friend of mine, Jim Halpert! Best Dad Dundie! [Dwight plays a celebratory honking noise on his keyboard]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39904,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Wow! I do not parent for the award but I gotta tell you It feels pretty good. Uh, Cece, if you're watching this at home it's way past your bedtime, by the way how'd this get televised?","text_w_direction":"Wow! I do not parent for the award but I gotta tell you It feels pretty good. Uh, Cece, if you're watching this at home it's way past your bedtime, by the way how'd this get televised?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39905,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Well done.","text_w_direction":"Well done.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39906,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I don't know maybe being a good dad is just all in your own compass. I don't know, I don't know. Thank you!","text_w_direction":"I don't know maybe being a good dad is just all in your own compass. I don't know, I don't know. Thank you!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39907,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael ","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright. [all applaud Jim]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39908,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"You didn't think to mention me huh?","text_w_direction":"You didn't think to mention me huh?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39909,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Didn't I?","text_w_direction":"Didn't I?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39910,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Which moves us to, Best Mom Dundie. I guess we all kinda consider her a mom around the office. Meredith Palmer!","text_w_direction":"Which moves us to, Best Mom Dundie. [Pam gets ready and Jim smiles at her] I guess we all kinda consider her a mom around the office. Meredith Palmer!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39911,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Tell ya one thing, I'm not gonna be a good mom tonight! Whooo!","text_w_direction":"[jogs up and makes out with Michael, who is unwilling] Tell ya one thing, I'm not gonna be a good mom tonight! Whooo!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39912,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Excuse me, can I get a photo of the Best Mom and the Best Dad please?","text_w_direction":"Excuse me, can I get a photo of the Best Mom and the Best Dad please?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39913,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I gotta go do this.","text_w_direction":"I gotta go do this.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39914,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"[annoyed] Why?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39915,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Big smiles folks! There they are.","text_w_direction":"Big smiles folks! There they are.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39916,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Year after year, I catch a lot of flak on this particular award, because year after year I present this award to a guy instead of a girl. Hottest in the office goes to, Danny Cordray! Danny couldn't be here tonight...","text_w_direction":"Year after year, I catch a lot of flak on this particular award, because year after year I present this award to a guy instead of a girl. Hottest in the office goes to, [Ryan stands up] Danny Cordray! [Ryan quickly sits] Danny couldn't be here tonight...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39917,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"How do I feel about not winning Hottest in the Office this year? Uhm, I'm very relieved. How do you, how do you judge something like that? What is the criteria even? It's, it's so subjective.","text_w_direction":"How do I feel about not winning Hottest in the Office this year? Uhm, I'm very relieved. How do you, how do you judge something like that? What is the criteria even? It's, it's so subjective.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39918,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Stanley Hudson is a grump, everybody knows that. But did you know, that Stanley Hudson is also the face of a debilitating disease known as diabetes. The Diabetes Award goes to Stanley Hudson! Come on up here you sick b*st*rd.","text_w_direction":"Stanley Hudson is a grump, everybody knows that. [Stanley looks angry] But did you know, that Stanley Hudson is also the face of a debilitating disease known as diabetes. The Diabetes Award goes to Stanley Hudson! [Stanley slowly walks over, angry] Come on up here you sick b*st*rd.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39919,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"I have diabetes too. You don't see me making a big deal about it.","text_w_direction":"I have diabetes too. You don't see me making a big deal about it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39920,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"They say he's going to be my right hand man, adlib masturbation joke. No, I hate this, I hate it so much. Dwight Schrute! Please accept this promising Assistant Manager Dundie. Thank you, thank you so much. I would like to thank something that we, uh, take for granted in our daily lives. And that is the humble trashcan. This is for you trashcan!","text_w_direction":"They say he's going to be my right hand man, adlib masturbation joke. [realizing he wasn't supposed to read that directly off the cue card, speaks quietly] No, I hate this, I hate it so much. [loud again] Dwight Schrute! Please accept this promising Assistant Manager Dundie. [people clap as Dwight takes the microphone, he is obviously unenthused] Thank you, thank you so much. I would like to thank something that we, uh, take for granted in our daily lives. And that is the humble trashcan. [Creed nods] This is for you trashcan! [walks off and throws the Dundie into the trashcan]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39921,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Manager","text":"Who gave you those crayons?","text_w_direction":"[the manager of Louie Volpies approaches a giggling Kevin, who is coloring with crayons on the tablecloth] Who gave you those crayons?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39922,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"I brought them from home! Do you have a red?","text_w_direction":"I brought them from home! Do you have a red?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39923,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Manager","text":"This is a cloth tablecloth! You can't color on it!","text_w_direction":"This is a cloth tablecloth! You can't color on it!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39924,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh really? [camera shows that Kevin has drawn a house on the tablecloth.","text_w_direction":"Oh really? [camera shows that Kevin has drawn a house on the tablecloth.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39925,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You know, herpes affects one in five sexually active adults? Pippy Longstocking, Ronald McDonald's wife, Ron Howard, Ron Weasley, what do thay all have in common? Red heads. Erin Hannon, come on up here and receive your Cutest Red Head in the Office Award!","text_w_direction":"You know, herpes affects one in five sexually active adults? [manager looks up, angrily at Michael] Pippy Longstocking, Ronald McDonald's wife, Ron Howard, Ron Weasley, what do thay all have in common? Red heads. Erin Hannon, come on up here and receive your Cutest Red Head in the Office Award! [Erin looks thrilled and walks up to the stage]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39926,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"That is bull!","text_w_direction":"That is bull! [throws her Dundie]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39927,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Thank you, thank you! This is the first award I've ever won in my entire life. People are right about the Dundies, they are magical. But, I don't feel it. And I think that's because I'm not with the right person. Gabe, we should break up.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, thank you! This is the first award I've ever won in my entire life. [Gabe and Andy smile at her] People are right about the Dundies, they are magical. But, I don't feel it. And I think that's because I'm not with the right person. Gabe, we should break up.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39928,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Gabe","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39929,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"I'm not attracted to you. I just, I cringe when you talk. I have to be honest. Right, right Pam? Thank you for hearing me.","text_w_direction":"I'm not attracted to you. I just, I cringe when you talk. I have to be honest. Right, right Pam? [Pam looks very awkward] Thank you for hearing me.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39930,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Gabe","text":"Well, this is embarrassing, um, I'm obviously really angry at Erin. It's that quarter life crisis everyone's been talking about. Alright I'm gonna go.","text_w_direction":"[stands up and walks to stage, takes the microphone] Well, this is embarrassing, um, I'm obviously really angry at Erin. It's that quarter life crisis everyone's been talking about. [Jim is looking wide eyed, jaw dropped] Alright I'm gonna go. [Dwight plays cricket noises]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39931,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"There you go.","text_w_direction":"[escorts Erin off stage] There you go.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39932,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"Damn that was cold.","text_w_direction":"Damn that was cold.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39933,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"It is difficult to recognize the person who will be replacing you. But he is a good guy, so the Michael Scott Award for Best Dundies Host goes to DeAngelo Vickers.","text_w_direction":"It is difficult to recognize the person who will be replacing you. But he is a good guy, so the Michael Scott Award for Best Dundies Host goes to DeAngelo Vickers. [DeAngelo jogs up and takes the Dundie and tries to go back to his seat]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39934,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Audience","text":"Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech!","text_w_direction":"Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39935,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Hold on, hold on one second. I WANNA, I WANNA, I FEEL TRULY BLESSED! UHHH, TO BE WORKING WITH ALL OF YOU! BEFORE THIS ALL STARTED, FUNNY STORY, I WAS IN THE BATHROOM, VOMITTING, AND VOMITTING IN THE MEN'S ROOM!","text_w_direction":"Hold on, hold on one second. [puts on the headphones and turns the volume up all the way] I WANNA, I WANNA, I FEEL TRULY BLESSED! UHHH, TO BE WORKING WITH ALL OF YOU! BEFORE THIS ALL STARTED, FUNNY STORY, I WAS IN THE BATHROOM, VOMITTING, AND VOMITTING IN THE MEN'S ROOM!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39936,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Manager","text":"Okay, okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay, okay. [trying to stop him from offending other people in his restaurant]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39937,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"THAT'S WHY IT'S BEEN SHUT DOWN FOR MOST OF THE EVENING...","text_w_direction":"THAT'S WHY IT'S BEEN SHUT DOWN FOR MOST OF THE EVENING...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39938,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"DeAngelo is expressing himself. [manager pulls the microphone cable, everyone can still here DeAngelo.","text_w_direction":"[stopping Manager] DeAngelo is expressing himself. [manager pulls the microphone cable, everyone can still here DeAngelo.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39939,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"This is truly special, for me! And uh, anyway. It's so much lighter!","text_w_direction":"This is truly special, for me! And uh, anyway. It's so much lighter!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39940,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, we're done! That's it.","text_w_direction":"Okay, we're done! That's it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39941,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Michael, are we?!","text_w_direction":"Michael, are we?!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39942,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"We're done. We're done!","text_w_direction":"We're done. We're done!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39943,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"So that is how it ends. My last Dundies ever. I was hoping it'd be more like Godfather Three. That rapped up the whole franchise in an extremely satisfying way. But instead it is like Godfather One! That was, very confusing, had maybe three big laughs. Oh well...","text_w_direction":"[Outside of the restaurant, obviously sad] So that is how it ends. My last Dundies ever. I was hoping it'd be more like Godfather Three. That rapped up the whole franchise in an extremely satisfying way. But instead it is like Godfather One! That was, very confusing, had maybe three big laughs. Oh well...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39944,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Michael, we were thinking maybe we could keep this thing going!","text_w_direction":"Michael, we were thinking maybe we could keep this thing going!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39945,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39946,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"I know I'm the cause of this royal screw up but I would like to see this show go on.","text_w_direction":"I know I'm the cause of this royal screw up but I would like to see this show go on.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39947,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No, no. You're being too hard on yourself. We had a very truncated rehearsal time.","text_w_direction":"No, no. You're being too hard on yourself. We had a very truncated rehearsal time.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39948,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Let's grab some ice cream, go back to the office, and finish what we started.","text_w_direction":"Let's grab some ice cream, go back to the office, and finish what we started. [others nod in agreement]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39949,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"So what you're saying is you kinda like it? I've fallen and I can't get up! That Phyllis bit, that was pretty good.","text_w_direction":"So what you're saying is you kinda like it? [Phyllis impression] I've fallen and I can't get up! [normal again] That Phyllis bit, that was pretty good.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39950,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I don't know that we need to dissect it all now, but-","text_w_direction":"I don't know that we need to dissect it all now, but-","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39951,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"That got a big laugh.","text_w_direction":"That got a big laugh.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39952,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"That did. Pretty huge laugh.","text_w_direction":"That did. Pretty huge laugh.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39953,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You were laughing right?","text_w_direction":"[to Stanley, who is cracking up again] You were laughing right?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39954,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"I was.","text_w_direction":"I was.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39955,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"You know what, I have to go to the bathroom.","text_w_direction":"[with Dwight and Michael outside Michael's car] You know what, I have to go to the bathroom.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39956,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"We're really close.","text_w_direction":"We're really close.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39957,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"I can just run over to the gas station.","text_w_direction":"I can just run over to the gas station.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39958,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"We should just wait here and not get good seats in the conference room?","text_w_direction":"We should just wait here and not get good seats in the conference room?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39959,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"That's true, we wouldn't get seats together.","text_w_direction":"That's true, we wouldn't get seats together.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39960,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Okay, fine I'll hold it.","text_w_direction":"Okay, fine I'll hold it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39961,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"You know, despite a couple hiccups, I think that went very well.","text_w_direction":"[in the car] You know, despite a couple hiccups, I think that went very well.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39962,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I thought it was the worst Dundies I've ever been to.","text_w_direction":"I thought it was the worst Dundies I've ever been to.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39963,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Man! Maybe you should have won the Kind of a Bitch Award.","text_w_direction":"Man! Maybe you should have won the Kind of a Bitch Award.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39964,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Gladly! I'd accept that award, because a bitch, is a female dog!","text_w_direction":"Gladly! I'd accept that award, because a bitch, is a female dog!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39965,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Please don't stop so suddenly, the seatbelt is pressing on my bladder. Why are you even wearing a seatbelt, you're sitting in the backseat, baby.","text_w_direction":"[as Michael pulls over and stops the car] Please don't stop so suddenly, the seatbelt is pressing on my bladder. Why are you even wearing a seatbelt, you're sitting in the backseat, baby.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39966,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"What is your problem?!","text_w_direction":"What is your problem?!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39967,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I just don't see a point in the Dundies! Okay? The jokes are terrible, the venue is bad, the fashion is boring.","text_w_direction":"I just don't see a point in the Dundies! Okay? The jokes are terrible, the venue is bad, the fashion is boring.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39968,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Okay! That, that is unfair! The clothing was safe, but tasteful.","text_w_direction":"Okay! That, that is unfair! The clothing was safe, but tasteful.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39969,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"And next time, why don't you pick a co-host, that doesn't have microphone-a-phobia!","text_w_direction":"And next time, why don't you pick a co-host, that doesn't have microphone-a-phobia!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39970,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Look, what ever you're going to do, how long is it going to take? Ballpark. 'Cause I just, I gotta make a decision here.","text_w_direction":"[very uncomfortable] Look, what ever you're going to do, how long is it going to take? Ballpark. 'Cause I just, I gotta make a decision here. [gets out and slams the door]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39971,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"He is in an all-out sprint.","text_w_direction":"He is in an all-out sprint.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39972,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Here... Okay! By his own omission, this person actually tried marijuana in college, so the Doobie Doobie Pothead Stoner of the Year Award goes to, Andy Bernard!","text_w_direction":"[in conference room] Here... [Andy walks in] Okay! By his own omission, this person actually tried marijuana in college, so the Doobie Doobie Pothead Stoner of the Year Award goes to, Andy Bernard! [Andy walks up]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39973,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"A lot of people I'd like to thank, but I think we all actually wanna thank you Michael.","text_w_direction":"A lot of people I'd like to thank, but I think we all actually wanna thank you Michael.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39974,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, okay.","text_w_direction":"Oh, okay. [nods to him]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39975,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I mean, we actually all really wanna thank you, for everything.","text_w_direction":"I mean, we actually all really wanna thank you, for everything.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39976,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"","text_w_direction":"[starts playing the tune to Seasons of Love while Andy sits down]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39977,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Oh my God, something's happening.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, something's happening.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39978,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! We actually sat down, and did the math.","text_w_direction":"[singing] Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! We actually sat down, and did the math.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39979,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"All","text":"Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! That's how many minutes, that you've worked here.","text_w_direction":"Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! That's how many minutes, that you've worked here.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39980,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"In costumes!","text_w_direction":"In costumes!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39981,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"And impressions!","text_w_direction":"And impressions!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39982,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"In meetings.","text_w_direction":"In meetings.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39983,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin and Kelly","text":"And cups of coffee.","text_w_direction":"And cups of coffee.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39984,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"For birthdays!","text_w_direction":"For birthdays!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39985,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"More meetings and-","text_w_direction":"More meetings and-","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39986,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Women","text":"E-Mail forms you made us read.","text_w_direction":"E-Mail forms you made us read.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39987,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"All","text":"Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! That's like watching Die Hard, eighty thousand times!","text_w_direction":"Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! That's like watching Die Hard, eighty thousand times!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39988,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"You hit me with your car!","text_w_direction":"You hit me with your car!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39989,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"You helped me get off drugs!","text_w_direction":"You helped me get off drugs!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39990,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Creed","text":"I watch you when you sleep.","text_w_direction":"I watch you when you sleep.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39991,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"I forgive you for kissing me!","text_w_direction":"I forgive you for kissing me!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39992,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"All","text":"Remember to, call. Call. Remember to, call. Call. Remember to, call. Call.","text_w_direction":"Remember to, call. Call. Remember to, call. Call. Remember to, call. Call.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39993,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly and Erin","text":"Call, text or e-mail, or call.","text_w_direction":"Call, text or e-mail, or call.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39994,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Measure your life in love!","text_w_direction":"[falsetto] Measure your life in love!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39995,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"All","text":"Remember to call, remember to, call. Remember to call.","text_w_direction":"Remember to call, remember to, call. Remember to call.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39996,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah, okay. Well this is gonna hurt like a mother.","text_w_direction":"[choked up] Yeah, okay. [pauses, then takes a deep breath] Well this is gonna hurt like a mother[bleep].","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39997,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Every day, millions of Americans suffer from extreme repulsiveness. Someone in our midst, is bringing that problem to light. Toby Flenderson, please come up here and accept the Extreme Repulsiveness Award. Oh that's so mean!","text_w_direction":"[recall to Dundies at Louie Volpies] Every day, millions of Americans suffer from extreme repulsiveness. Someone in our midst, is bringing that problem to light. Toby Flenderson, please come up here and accept the Extreme Repulsiveness Award. Oh that's so mean!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39998,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"No it's not.","text_w_direction":"No it's not.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":39999,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"It's his last Dundies.","text_w_direction":"[Toby is shaking his head, no] It's his last Dundies.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":40000,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"You gotta play along man.","text_w_direction":"You gotta play along man.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":40001,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Come on Toby.","text_w_direction":"Come on Toby.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":40002,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Michael","text":"Here he comes! Alright! You deserve it!","text_w_direction":"Here he comes! Alright! You deserve it! [Toby comes up and take the mic]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":40003,"season":7,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Michael's Last Dundies","director":"Mindy Kaling","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"I really disagree with this. I think it's kind of hateful. Though I am a little happy right now to have a platform to talk about the outcome of a case I was recently a juror on. The Scranton Strangler. That man's being put to death. I was part of the verdict, and I'm not so sure he's guilty any more.","text_w_direction":"I really disagree with this. I think it's kind of hateful. Though I am a little happy right now to have a platform to talk about the outcome of a case I was recently a juror on. The Scranton Strangler. That man's being put to death. I was part of the verdict, and I'm not so sure he's guilty any more. [Dwight plays a clip from the song Oh Yeah[/b]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2182,"air_date":"2011-04-21"}
{"index":40004,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I'm moving to Colorado to start my new life with Holly. Just up here, getting used to the altitude.","text_w_direction":"[sitting on the roof of the office building] Well, I'm moving to Colorado to start my new life with Holly. Just up here, getting used to the altitude.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40005,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael?","text_w_direction":"[walking up] Michael?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40006,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yes?","text_w_direction":"Yes?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40007,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"I've got a treat for you!","text_w_direction":"I've got a treat for you!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40008,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Ahh, thank you. Like a butler.","text_w_direction":"Ahh, thank you. Like a butler.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40009,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Colorado specialty, Rocky Mountain Oysters.","text_w_direction":"Colorado specialty, Rocky Mountain Oysters.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40010,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, these do not taste like oysters.","text_w_direction":"[Michael takes one and bites] Oh, these do not taste like oysters.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40011,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"That's because they're Not oysters, they're bull testicles! I cut them off fresh this morning! Hah!","text_w_direction":"[angrily] That's because they're Not oysters, they're bull testicles! I cut them off fresh this morning! [Michael spits it out] Hah!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40012,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Sick freak! What is wrong with you?","text_w_direction":"Sick freak! What is wrong with you?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40013,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"What is wrong with you? I'm the sick freak? After what you did? You expect to be buttled? You didn't recommend me?!","text_w_direction":"What is wrong with you? I'm the sick freak? After what you did? You expect to be buttled? You didn't recommend me?!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40014,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I don't own Dunder Mifflin, okay? The job was not mine to give. Look, I need your advice on something. I am told that there are bears in the Rockies.","text_w_direction":"I don't own Dunder Mifflin, okay? [Dwight scoffs] The job was not mine to give. [sighs] Look, I need your advice on something. I am told that there are bears in the Rockies.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40015,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Where did you hear that? Obvious XM Radio?","text_w_direction":"Where did you hear that? Obvious XM Radio?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40016,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I was just thinking that maybe I should keep a salami in my pocket...","text_w_direction":"Well, I was just thinking that maybe I should keep a salami in my pocket...","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40017,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Great idea.","text_w_direction":"Great idea.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40018,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"...in order to feed the bears.","text_w_direction":"...in order to feed the bears.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40019,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Especially if you think that life would be better without Legs!","text_w_direction":"Especially if you think that life would be better without Legs!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40020,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"How do you mean?","text_w_direction":"How do you mean?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40021,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Black Bears can smell a salami at five miles Michael, what are you thinking?! And they run faster than a horse, so if you were thinking about outrunning one on a horse I would try a cheetah. You, in tight pants, Michael, are a salami to a Black Bear. Do you understand? You're like a giant walking salami!","text_w_direction":"Black Bears can smell a salami at five miles Michael, what are you thinking?! And they run faster than a horse, so if you were thinking about outrunning one on a horse I would try a cheetah. You, in tight pants, Michael, are a salami to a Black Bear. Do you understand? [Michael nods in agreement] You're like a giant walking salami!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40022,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, so no salami in the pants. How about a pepperoni?","text_w_direction":"Okay, so no salami in the pants. How about a pepperoni?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40023,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Any kind of meat that you can possibly name!","text_w_direction":"Any kind of meat that you can possibly name!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40024,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40025,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"DeAngelo","text":"You're not gonna take all these toys are you?","text_w_direction":"[with Michael in his office] You're not gonna take all these toys are you?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40026,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Hm?","text_w_direction":"Hm?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40027,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"DeAngelo","text":"I mean you don't have a job lined up, so it's not like you have a desk to put 'em on.","text_w_direction":"I mean you don't have a job lined up, so it's not like you have a desk to put 'em on.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40028,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Well I have interviews.","text_w_direction":"Well I have interviews.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40029,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"DeAngelo","text":"That's nice. How 'bout that truck? Can I have this little truck? I was thinking I might... glue a stapler on top. Or put a hole here, stick pens in it. You okay?","text_w_direction":"That's nice. [reaches and a grabs a toy truck] How 'bout that truck? Can I have this little truck? I was thinking I might... glue a stapler on top. Or put a hole here, stick pens in it. [Michael gives an obviously fake smile] You okay?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40030,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. Yes, you know what? Take my favorite truck. Sure.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Yes, you know what? Take my favorite truck. Sure.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40031,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"DeAngelo","text":"You know what? Uh, it's your last couple days, I'm gonna get out of your hair.","text_w_direction":"You know what? Uh, it's your last couple days, I'm gonna get out of your hair.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40032,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Oh you don't, that's-","text_w_direction":"Oh you don't, that's-","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40033,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"DeAngelo","text":"I will be in the break room.","text_w_direction":"I will be in the break room.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40034,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"That sounds good. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"That sounds good. Thank you.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40035,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Dead man walking.","text_w_direction":"Dead man walking.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40036,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Sad? No, no, no. I don't leave 'til tomorrow, so... Tomorrow I will be a wreck.","text_w_direction":"Sad? No, no, no. I don't leave 'til tomorrow, so... Tomorrow I will be a wreck.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40037,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Gabe","text":"Stay away from Erin!","text_w_direction":"[sees Andy walk into the Men's Room and follows him in] Stay away from Erin! [cornering him in the bathroom]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40038,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40039,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Gabe","text":"I'm your boss!","text_w_direction":"I'm your boss!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40040,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Why don't you, uh, stay away from me?","text_w_direction":"Why don't you, uh, stay away from me?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40041,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Gabe","text":"No, I'm gonna stand where I want. Okay? You don't wanna get on my bad side! I've seen some horrible things! I own over two hundred horror movies!","text_w_direction":"No, I'm gonna stand where I want. Okay? You don't wanna get on my bad side! I've seen some horrible things! I own over two hundred horror movies!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40042,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Okay! That's so weird! Just go away!","text_w_direction":"Okay! That's so weird! Just go away!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40043,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Gabe","text":"No! You go away!","text_w_direction":"No! You go away! [storms out, toilet flushes, Jim exits the bathroom]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40044,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Hi Tuna.","text_w_direction":"[weak] Hi Tuna.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40045,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"So you guys are filming people when they go to the bathroom now?","text_w_direction":"So you guys are filming people when they go to the bathroom now?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40046,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"How about cupcakes?","text_w_direction":"[in the conference room with Pam, Angela, and Meredith] How about cupcakes?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40047,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Please.","text_w_direction":"Please.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40048,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"What's wrong with cupcakes?","text_w_direction":"What's wrong with cupcakes?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40049,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Everything.","text_w_direction":"Everything.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40050,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"There they are! Party Planning Committee together again!","text_w_direction":"[walking in] There they are! Party Planning Committee together again!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40051,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Well we all wanted to plan your goodbye party. We thought this would be easier.","text_w_direction":"Well we all wanted to plan your goodbye party. We thought this would be easier.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40052,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"We thought.","text_w_direction":"We thought.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40053,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"It's an experiment.","text_w_direction":"It's an experiment.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40054,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"The three of us have all been chairmen before.","text_w_direction":"The three of us have all been chairmen before.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40055,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"So this is the dream team.","text_w_direction":"So this is the dream team.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40056,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"Hey! What are you saying?!","text_w_direction":"[walking up behind the glass] Hey! What are you saying?!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40057,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"The dream team... and Meredith.","text_w_direction":"The dream team... and Meredith.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40058,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"We decided on the ice cream. Mint chocolate chip, your favorite.","text_w_direction":"[to Michael] We decided on the ice cream. Mint chocolate chip, your favorite.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40059,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Mmm!","text_w_direction":"Mmm!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40060,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah that was a surprise...","text_w_direction":"Yeah that was a surprise...","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40061,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"You know what, I'm thinking maybe we should get ice cream that everybody'll like. How about vanilla? Let's get vanilla.","text_w_direction":"You know what, I'm thinking maybe we should get ice cream that everybody'll like. How about vanilla? Let's get vanilla.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40062,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"[surprised] Okay.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40063,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Tomorrow I want everyone to have a good time. No drama. And as for today, just a typical day. Alright?","text_w_direction":"Tomorrow I want everyone to have a good time. No drama. And as for today, just a typical day. Alright?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40064,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Should we get toppings?","text_w_direction":"Should we get toppings?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40065,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"What do you like Pam?","text_w_direction":"What do you like Pam?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40066,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"[confused] What?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40067,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"What kind of toppings would you like?","text_w_direction":"What kind of toppings would you like?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40068,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Hot fudge?","text_w_direction":"Hot fudge?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40069,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Sounds good. Fudge it up!","text_w_direction":"Sounds good. Fudge it up! [all seem surprised at Michael's behavior]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40070,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I bought this for myself. And yesterday, they gave me this. I still need something to drink out of though.","text_w_direction":"[holding up his \"World's Best Boss Mug\"] I bought this for myself. And yesterday, they gave me this. [holds up a Dundie that reads, 'World's Best Boss 2011, Michael G. Scott', throws his mug into the garbage can and places his Dundie at the front of his desk] I still need something to drink out of though.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40071,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Attention everyone, before I leave tomorrow I would like to reveal a secret I have kept for over twenty years. A secret about Phyllis.","text_w_direction":"[pulls out a list of everyone in the office, then puts it back in his jacket] Attention everyone, before I leave tomorrow I would like to reveal a secret I have kept for over twenty years. A secret about Phyllis.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40072,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"Please Michael.","text_w_direction":"Please Michael.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40073,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"When Phyllis was in high school, she was so... cute. And she still is.","text_w_direction":"When Phyllis was in high school, she was so... cute. [Phyllis looks relieved] And she still is.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40074,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"I thought he knew about the baby I gave away.","text_w_direction":"I thought he knew about the baby I gave away.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40075,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"Look Michael, it's a going away present so your hands won't get cold.","text_w_direction":"[holds up mittens she's knitting] Look Michael, it's a going away present so your hands won't get cold.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40076,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Ahh.","text_w_direction":"Ahh.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40077,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"It's almost done, but you can't get them wet, and they can't be dry-cleaned either. You have to hand wash without water, wring-dry gently, and use a hairdryer on cool.","text_w_direction":"It's almost done, but you can't get them wet, and they can't be dry-cleaned either. You have to hand wash without water, wring-dry gently, and use a hairdryer on cool.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40078,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Sounds great, I just think it's great. Oh, I have gifts as well! And I will start, by giving the first gift to Phyllis! Phyllis, you are shy and sweet, and you don't often speak your mind, but you should. Because you have great ideas. So Phyllis, I am giving you this, so you can always remember to speak your mind.","text_w_direction":"[hesitantly] Sounds great, I just think it's great. Oh, I have gifts as well! [goes into his office and comes out with a bag] And I will start, by giving the first gift to Phyllis! Phyllis, you are shy and sweet, and you don't often speak your mind, but you should. Because you have great ideas. So Phyllis, I am giving you this, so you can always remember to speak your mind. [presents to her a mouth wind-up chattering toy]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40079,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"It's cute.","text_w_direction":"It's cute. [plays with it]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40080,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Stanley, you love your Sudoku and your puzzles, I bestow upon you, my felt. May you never lose the fun loving quality in life.","text_w_direction":"Stanley, you love your Sudoku and your puzzles, I bestow upon you, my felt. [gives Stanley a small felt table] May you never lose the fun loving quality in life.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40081,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"Where's the rest of it, it's got no balls.","text_w_direction":"Where's the rest of it, it's got no balls.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40082,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Well, okay... And Andy, Andy who needs confidence that he is a great salesman. I give you, my clients, our ten most important accounts.","text_w_direction":"Well, okay... And Andy, Andy who needs confidence that he is a great salesman. I give you, my clients, our ten most important accounts. [other salesmen look outraged]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40083,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40084,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"Yeah wow!","text_w_direction":"[angry] Yeah wow!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40085,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"You know I'm the worst salesman here right?","text_w_direction":"You know I'm the worst salesman here right?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40086,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"But you're the best salesman, on the inside.","text_w_direction":"But you're the best salesman, on the inside.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40087,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"What does that even mean?","text_w_direction":"What does that even mean?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40088,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"You sold us all on Andy, a product that nobody wanted.","text_w_direction":"You sold us all on Andy, a product that nobody wanted.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40089,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"I'm gonna lose 'em.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna lose 'em.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40090,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"You're not gonna lose them.","text_w_direction":"You're not gonna lose them.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40091,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"I promise you that I will.","text_w_direction":"I promise you that I will.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40092,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Just do your best! I have faith in you.","text_w_direction":"Just do your best! I have faith in you.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40093,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"Gimme those clients!","text_w_direction":"[as Michael walks away, Stanley whispers angrily to Andy] Gimme those clients!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40094,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40095,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"Do you believe that?!","text_w_direction":"[to Dwight] Do you believe that?!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40096,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"I've given up expecting Michael to do the right thing. Or the decent thing. Or even the comprehensible thing.","text_w_direction":"I've given up expecting Michael to do the right thing. Or the decent thing. Or even the comprehensible thing.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40097,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"DeAngelo","text":"I used to be obese. Once you've conquered obesity, everything else is easy. Life literally moves in slow motion. I'm not saying I'm superman, but, let me just put it this way. If I were shot in the head, I'm pretty sure everything would be fine. I almost welcome it.","text_w_direction":"I used to be obese. Once you've conquered obesity, everything else is easy. Life literally moves in slow motion. I'm not saying I'm superman, but, let me just put it this way. If I were shot in the head, I'm pretty sure everything would be fine. I almost welcome it. [winks]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40098,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Kevin, I have something for you.","text_w_direction":"Kevin, I have something for you.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40099,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh! [Michael unrolls it to reveal it is a caricature of Kevin as a pig eating pizza]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40100,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"You know who that is?","text_w_direction":"You know who that is?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40101,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh...","text_w_direction":"Oh...","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40102,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Don't be a caricature Kevin, never be a caricature. How did that feel when I tore that up?","text_w_direction":"[rips the poster in half] Don't be a caricature Kevin, never be a caricature. How did that feel when I tore that up?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40103,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"Better...","text_w_direction":"Better...","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40104,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Good, stand up. You will be thin. You Won't drool over pizza like an animal anymore.","text_w_direction":"Good, stand up. [Kevin does so] You will be thin. You Won't drool over pizza like an animal anymore.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40105,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"But...","text_w_direction":"But...","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40106,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"You will find love.","text_w_direction":"You will find love.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40107,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"Michael, I'm pretty much okay with who I am now.","text_w_direction":"Michael, I'm pretty much okay with who I am now.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40108,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Don't be. You should never settle for who you are. Oscar, Oscar, Oscar! Oscar, you are-","text_w_direction":"Don't be. You should never settle for who you are. [moving on] Oscar, Oscar, Oscar! Oscar, you are-","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40109,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"I just lost Porter Hardware! I just, I lost 'em!","text_w_direction":"I just lost Porter Hardware! I just, I lost 'em!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40110,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, you know what? Just do your best buddy! Okay, Oscar, you are very smart, and you have a gigantic education. And, I think of you as my scarecrow, because you gave me a brain. So that's why I made you this.","text_w_direction":"[quietly groans] Okay, you know what? Just do your best buddy! Okay, Oscar, you are very smart, and you have a gigantic education. And, I think of you as my scarecrow, because you gave me a brain. So that's why I made you this. [takes a sack tied in the upper middle making a crude head, with a face drawn on, obviously the product of poor craftsmanship, Oscar pretends to like it]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40111,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"Thank you Michael. It's beautiful.","text_w_direction":"Thank you Michael. It's beautiful.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40112,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"It looks like a It looks like it was made by a two year old monkey on a farm! He just accepted, accepted that I put all this work into it! He has the lowest opinion of me, of anybody!","text_w_direction":"[laughing] It looks like a [more laughing] It looks like it was made by a two year old monkey on a farm! He just accepted, accepted that I put all this work into it! [laughs more] He has the lowest opinion of me, of anybody!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40113,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Was it just me, or did you think that we were going to have s*x at some point?","text_w_direction":"Was it just me, or did you think that we were going to have s*x at some point?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40114,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"It was just you...","text_w_direction":"It was just you...","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40115,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"How would you have wanted to do it? Okay, okay. You know what? Inappropriate. I am engaged happily, and you have landed yourself a Senator.","text_w_direction":"How would you have wanted to do it? Okay, okay. You know what? Inappropriate. I am engaged happily, and you have landed yourself a Senator.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40116,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"State Senator.","text_w_direction":"State Senator.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40117,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Mmhmm, bravo!","text_w_direction":"Mmhmm, bravo!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40118,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"Brava!","text_w_direction":"Brava!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40119,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"You wanna see some pictures? I just got these.","text_w_direction":"You wanna see some pictures? I just got these.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40120,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Sure!","text_w_direction":"Sure!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40121,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Uhm, these are, okay this is us at the theater. And antiquing! Oh, rollerblading.","text_w_direction":"Uhm, these are, okay this is us at the theater. And antiquing! Oh, rollerblading.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40122,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Who's that? Who's that guy?","text_w_direction":"Who's that? Who's that guy? [points to second guy in the pictures]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40123,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Oh, that's Thomas, Robert's aide.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that's Thomas, Robert's aide.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40124,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I guess this could be the one, huh?","text_w_direction":"I guess this could be the one, huh?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40125,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. [Oscar shakes his head no]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40126,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"[walking into the kitchen, DeAngelo is using the coffee machine to cook chicken covered in melted chocolate] Hey.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40127,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"[hurriedly, while hiding the chocolate covered chicken] Hey!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40128,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"I'm going to be dropping out on one of our biggest clients this afternoon and I could use some back up.","text_w_direction":"I'm going to be dropping out on one of our biggest clients this afternoon and I could use some back up.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40129,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Let's rip it up homes.","text_w_direction":"Let's rip it up homes. [smacks top of the door frame with his hand, leaving a chocolate hand outline]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40130,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Gabe","text":"Walk away bitch.","text_w_direction":"[Andy walks by with DeAngelo, says quietly after he leaves] Walk away bitch.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40131,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"Oh Michael! Where do you want your last pay check sent?","text_w_direction":"[Michael is leaving the accounting area] Oh Michael! Where do you want your last pay check sent?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40132,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"My last pay check?","text_w_direction":"My last pay check?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40133,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"You have an address yet in Colorado?","text_w_direction":"You have an address yet in Colorado?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40134,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40135,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"What town do Holly's parents live in?","text_w_direction":"What town do Holly's parents live in?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40136,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I'm not sure, um, Mountainton?","text_w_direction":"I'm not sure, um, Mountainton?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40137,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"Sounds beautiful!","text_w_direction":"Sounds beautiful!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40138,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"You should do more stuff like that.","text_w_direction":"[Michael sits alone eating at the back of the kitchen, Pam comes in with Jim, Creed and Kevin] You should do more stuff like that.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40139,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"I'm going to!","text_w_direction":"I'm going to!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40140,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Hey! It's almost your last day, come sit with us.","text_w_direction":"[to Michael] Hey! It's almost your last day, come sit with us.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40141,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Nah, I'm almost done.","text_w_direction":"Nah, I'm almost done.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40142,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"You sure?","text_w_direction":"You sure?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40143,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40144,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"So I'm going to Carbondale this afternoon to get a new bulk shredder.","text_w_direction":"So I'm going to Carbondale this afternoon to get a new bulk shredder.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40145,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"Finally! That old shredder sucked.","text_w_direction":"Finally! That old shredder sucked.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40146,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"It's a good shredder, it just keeps breaking.","text_w_direction":"It's a good shredder, it just keeps breaking.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40147,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah, it won't shred magazines.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it won't shred magazines.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40148,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"It's not supposed to shred magazines Kevin.","text_w_direction":"It's not supposed to shred magazines Kevin.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40149,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"I know...","text_w_direction":"I know...","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40150,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Did you break the shredder Kevin?","text_w_direction":"Did you break the shredder Kevin?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40151,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"No, it's just... that old shredder sucks. Just get one that'll shred magazines.","text_w_direction":"No, it's just... that old shredder sucks. [Michael looks tearful] Just get one that'll shred magazines.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40152,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I don't think any of them are supposed to shred magazines.","text_w_direction":"I don't think any of them are supposed to shred magazines.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40153,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I can't do this. All the channels are gonna be different there. I'm not gonna be able to find my shows. I'm not going to start improv at level one, and I don't think my credits will transfer. Ugh, and you know what? I just figured out where I was supposed to go to vote. I gotta call her, and I'm going to tell her, that I cannot come.","text_w_direction":"[crying] I can't do this. All the channels are gonna be different there. I'm not gonna be able to find my shows. I'm not going to start improv at level one, and I don't think my credits will transfer. Ugh, and you know what? I just figured out where I was supposed to go to vote. [picks World's Best Boss mug out of the trashcan and puts it back on his desk] I gotta call her, and I'm going to tell her, that I cannot come. [dials on his phone]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40154,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Holly","text":"Hello there!","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Hello there!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40155,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Hi. What is the name of our town?","text_w_direction":"Hi. What is the name of our town?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40156,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Holly","text":"Boulder. Is something wrong? Are you okay?","text_w_direction":"Boulder. Is something wrong? Are you okay?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40157,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No, no. I just needed to hear your voice.","text_w_direction":"No, no. I just needed to hear your voice.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40158,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Holly","text":"Oh you mean this?","text_w_direction":"[Yoda voice] Oh you mean this?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40159,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yes. Yes my hero!","text_w_direction":"[laughing] Yes. [Olive Oyl impression] Yes my hero!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40160,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Holly","text":"I'll pay the rent! Okay, my mom's looking at me and she has no sense of humor. It's a joke mom!","text_w_direction":"[deep man voice] I'll pay the rent! [Michael laughs] Okay, my mom's looking at me and she has no sense of humor. It's a joke mom!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40161,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Ohh, I miss you.","text_w_direction":"[laughing] Ohh, I miss you.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40162,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Holly","text":"Well I'll see you tonight. I'll pick you up outside baggage claim.","text_w_direction":"Well I'll see you tonight. I'll pick you up outside baggage claim.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40163,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Okay. I'll see you tonight. I love you.","text_w_direction":"Okay. I'll see you tonight. I love you.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40164,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Holly","text":"I love you too.","text_w_direction":"I love you too.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40165,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yes, so I know I told everybody that tomorrow is my last day, but I'm, I'm gonna be leaving tonight. I head to the airport at four. And I have said goodbye to half of them.","text_w_direction":"[hangs up and composes himself] Yes, so I know I told everybody that tomorrow is my last day, but I'm, I'm gonna be leaving tonight. I head to the airport at four. [looks at the list of members of the office, with some names crossed out] And I have said goodbye to half of them.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40166,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Well you know Michael, I have a brother in Boulder. Rory Flenderson. You should look him up.","text_w_direction":"Well you know Michael, I have a brother in Boulder. Rory Flenderson. You should look him up.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40167,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"[grimaces and nods, Toby nods back at him] Okay.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40168,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"[smiling] Okay.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40169,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Kelly! Kelly? Kelly.","text_w_direction":"[walks over to Kelly] Kelly! Kelly? Kelly.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40170,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kelly","text":"What?!","text_w_direction":"[doing make up and irritated] What?!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40171,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"If I just went away right now, would that be the best gift that I could give you?","text_w_direction":"If I just went away right now, would that be the best gift that I could give you?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40172,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kelly","text":"Yes! Please! Please go away! And stop using that weird slow voice.","text_w_direction":"Yes! Please! Please go away! And stop using that weird slow voice.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40173,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"She was once my girl, and she is your girl now.","text_w_direction":"[in Ryan's office, which is illuminated blue] She was once my girl, and she is your girl now.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40174,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow. [camera pans over to show that the light is from Michael's St. Pauli Girl Sign, hanging in Ryan's office]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40175,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40176,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"This is... totally unnecessary.","text_w_direction":"This is... totally unnecessary.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40177,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"You're not prone to seizures?","text_w_direction":"You're not prone to seizures?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40178,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40179,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"So Michael said we can do whatever we want cake-wise. What do we want?","text_w_direction":"[in conference room with the party planning committee] So Michael said we can do whatever we want cake-wise. What do we want?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40180,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"Erotic.","text_w_direction":"[quickly] Erotic.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40181,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"See? This is what happens. You can't let a stray dog into the house.","text_w_direction":"See? This is what happens. You can't let a stray dog into the house.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40182,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"Hmm, let's hear here out. I would like to hear more about these cakes.","text_w_direction":"Hmm, let's hear here out. I would like to hear more about these cakes. [Angela and Pam look uncomfortable]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40183,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"I know these Ethiopians that run a cake shop.","text_w_direction":"I know these Ethiopians that run a cake shop.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40184,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Good God...","text_w_direction":"Good God...","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40185,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"They make these cakes, they're wild! I mean, they show everything!","text_w_direction":"They make these cakes, they're wild! I mean, they show everything!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40186,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I don't, I don't think we sh-","text_w_direction":"I don't, I don't think we sh-","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40187,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"I know what you're thinking, but it's not just black, they do it all. And the women on these cakes, they're not just guy's fantasies. They have real, full women. It is refreshing.","text_w_direction":"I know what you're thinking, but it's not just black, they do it all. And the women on these cakes, they're not just guy's fantasies. They have real, full women. It is refreshing.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40188,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, don't turn this into some feminist issue.","text_w_direction":"[stopping her] Okay, don't turn this into some feminist issue.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40189,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"As a person who buys a lot of erotic cakes, it feels good to be represented on one.","text_w_direction":"As a person who buys a lot of erotic cakes, it feels good to be represented on one.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40190,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"You know what, I think we should get some other input.","text_w_direction":"You know what, I think we should get some other input.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40191,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kelly","text":"I think we should do cupcakes. I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake.","text_w_direction":"I think we should do cupcakes. I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40192,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah, cupcakes. That's what I said.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, cupcakes. That's what I said.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40193,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"No! I'm not cleaning up a bunch of uneaten cupcake bottoms! You know, we don't really care about your opinion. You're just a tie-breaker.","text_w_direction":"No! I'm not cleaning up a bunch of uneaten cupcake bottoms! You know, we don't really care about your opinion. You're just a tie-breaker.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40194,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Um, Pam.","text_w_direction":"[sees Pam walking towards the door of the office] Um, Pam.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40195,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, hey Michael! I'm just going to go to Carbondale to price some shredders. I'll see you later.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey Michael! I'm just going to go to Carbondale to price some shredders. I'll see you later.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40196,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Okay...","text_w_direction":"[disappointed] Okay... [Jim is confused]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40197,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Erin","text":"Gabe!","text_w_direction":"[walking into the women's bathroom, Gabe storms in after her] Gabe!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40198,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Gabe","text":"I need to talk to you!","text_w_direction":"I need to talk to you!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40199,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Erin","text":"You can't be in here. This is a lady's room!","text_w_direction":"You can't be in here. This is a lady's room!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40200,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"abe","text":"Erin, I respect your privacy, but I will follow you in here everytime you go if that's what it takes.","text_w_direction":"Erin, I respect your privacy, but I will follow you in here everytime you go if that's what it takes. [Creed walks out of one of the stalls]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40201,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Erin","text":"Hey Creed.","text_w_direction":"Hey Creed.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40202,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Creed","text":"Not cool man.","text_w_direction":"Not cool man. [walks out]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40203,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Erin","text":"I really think you should leave.","text_w_direction":"I really think you should leave.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40204,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Gabe","text":"Someday, you are going to tell our grandchildren about how their grandfather won you back in a women's room.","text_w_direction":"Someday, you are going to tell our grandchildren about how their grandfather won you back in a women's room.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40205,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Erin","text":"Can we talk about this later, I have to go.","text_w_direction":"Can we talk about this later, I have to go.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40206,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Gabe","text":"Just read the letter under your windshield wiper, it explains everything. Quick one.","text_w_direction":"Just read the letter under your windshield wiper, it explains everything. Quick one. [leans in for a kiss]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40207,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Erin","text":"Gabe!","text_w_direction":"Gabe!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40208,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Gabe","text":"Okay...","text_w_direction":"Okay... [walks out embarrassed]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40209,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Here's the thing Rory, I knew you guys would hit it off in an odd way.","text_w_direction":"[on video cam with his brother] Here's the thing Rory, I knew you guys would hit it off in an odd way.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40210,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Rory","text":"I can bring him a welcome basket. I'll surprise him.","text_w_direction":"I can bring him a welcome basket. I'll surprise him.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40211,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Do- Well you should give him a little time to settle in. But-","text_w_direction":"Do- Well you should give him a little time to settle in. But-","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40212,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Rory","text":"Does he like jams? My shelves are over flowing with preserves.","text_w_direction":"Does he like jams? My shelves are over flowing with preserves.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40213,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Well, no. He hates jams.","text_w_direction":"Well, no. He hates jams.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40214,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Darryl!","text_w_direction":"[walking into Darryl's office] Darryl!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40215,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40216,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I would like to give you, the only copy, of Somehow I Manage. Unfinished. If there's anyone here who can finish it, it's you.","text_w_direction":"I would like to give you, the only copy, of Somehow I Manage. [hands him a thin black folder] Unfinished. If there's anyone here who can finish it, it's you.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40217,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"That's sweet Mike. Let's see here. There's a chapter, called Gum. With one sentence. Everybody likes the guy who offers him a stick of gum.","text_w_direction":"That's sweet Mike. Let's see here. There's a chapter, called Gum. With one sentence. Everybody likes the guy who offers him a stick of gum.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40218,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Mmmhmmm. It's true. Darryl, I have one last wish. I would like to use the bailer.","text_w_direction":"Mmmhmmm. It's true. Darryl, I have one last wish. I would like to use the bailer.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40219,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"No. Can't let you do that Mike.","text_w_direction":"No. Can't let you do that Mike.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40220,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No problem. Worth a try.","text_w_direction":"No problem. Worth a try.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40221,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Darryl said I could use the bailer because I'm leaving.","text_w_direction":"[in warehouse] Darryl said I could use the bailer because I'm leaving.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40222,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Warehouse Guy","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40223,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Alright guys, well... see ya later warehouse. Catch you on the flippity flip.","text_w_direction":"[picks up a basketball and dribbles it away from the basket] Alright guys, well... see ya later warehouse. Catch you on the flippity flip. [throws the ball behind him and misses the basket, tries and misses several more times]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40224,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"DeAngelo","text":"okay, so what's our approach? You a veteran? Do I have a month to live? You gonna get married tomorrow? What? Hmm?","text_w_direction":"[in car with Andy] okay, so what's our approach? You a veteran? Do I have a month to live? You gonna get married tomorrow? What? [Andy stares blankly] Hmm?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40225,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"I thought we'd just talk about our customer service and exceptional paper quality.","text_w_direction":"I thought we'd just talk about our customer service and exceptional paper quality.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40226,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"DeAngelo","text":"That's stupid.","text_w_direction":"That's stupid. [laughing. Nervously, Andy laughs with him]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40227,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"What do I know?","text_w_direction":"[joking] What do I know?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40228,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"DeAngelo","text":"What do you know? We gotta get psyched up! Okay? Guy? Let's get psyched! Is there an animal shelter on the way?","text_w_direction":"[still laughing] What do you know? We gotta get psyched up! Okay? Guy? Let's get psyched! Is there an animal shelter on the way?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40229,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"[confused] Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40230,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Awesome! Ani Ani Shelto! Here we come. Do you know how to high-five?","text_w_direction":"Awesome! Ani Ani Shelto! Here we come. Do you know how to high-five?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40231,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40232,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"DeAngelo","text":"'Cause if you do now's the time.","text_w_direction":"'Cause if you do now's the time.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40233,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"[going for it] Alright.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40234,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Not while I'm driving.","text_w_direction":"Not while I'm driving.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40235,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Catch you guys- Catch you guys on the filippity flip. Flippity flip! Flippity flip! Really? Okay, see ya guys!","text_w_direction":"[still trying the backwards basket] Catch you guys- [forklift drives in front of the camera] Catch you guys on the filippity flip. [misses and picks it up again] Flippity flip! [misses again and grabs it back] Flippity flip! [makes it in, gets excited] Really? [composes himself] Okay, see ya guys! [walks away, containing his self-pleasure]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40236,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"DeAngelo","text":"You know how I met Jo Bennett? And got started on my ladder of success?","text_w_direction":"[at the animal shelter with Andy] You know how I met Jo Bennett? And got started on my ladder of success?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40237,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"No. I don't.","text_w_direction":"No. I don't.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40238,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"DeAngelo","text":"I'm walking along, out of work. Again. Thinking to myself, 'I only have enough cash to by a sandwich, or get drunk. And I see this guy trying to steal this lady's dog! So I grab the dog. He runs off. She's so grateful, she hires me.","text_w_direction":"[hands Andy a dog] I'm walking along, out of work. Again. Thinking to myself, 'I only have enough cash to by a sandwich, or get drunk. And I see this guy trying to steal this lady's dog! So I grab the dog. He runs off. She's so grateful, she hires me.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40239,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Awwhh, wow.","text_w_direction":"Awwhh, wow.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40240,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Gimme that dog! That's not your dog! Yeah! Again.","text_w_direction":"Gimme that dog! That's not your dog! [takes the dog from a confused Andy] Yeah! Again.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40241,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, okay...","text_w_direction":"Oh, okay...","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40242,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Gimme that damn dog you f***ing thief! Don't ever do It again! You hear me?! You feel that energy?","text_w_direction":"Gimme that damn dog you f***ing thief! Don't ever do It again! [Andy nods modestly] You hear me?! [Andy nods again] You feel that energy?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40243,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Mmhmmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmhmmm.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40244,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"DeAgnelo","text":"Wooo! Yeah! Okay, again.","text_w_direction":"Wooo! Yeah! [parades in circles with the dog, pretends to whack Andy with it] [giving it to Andy] Okay, again.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40245,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Erin","text":"I know that Gabe is young, and hot and everything. And he's begging me to reconsider, but I... I just think I'm in love with someone else.","text_w_direction":"I know that Gabe is young, and hot and everything. And he's begging me to reconsider, but I... I just think I'm in love with someone else.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40246,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Kevin?","text_w_direction":"Kevin?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40247,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Erin","text":"Andy.","text_w_direction":"Andy.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40248,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Ahhhh...","text_w_direction":"Ahhhh...","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40249,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Erin","text":"I wish I knew who my birth mother was, so she could just tell me who to choose.","text_w_direction":"I wish I knew who my birth mother was, so she could just tell me who to choose.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40250,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Maybe neither.","text_w_direction":"Maybe neither.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40251,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Erin","text":"I'm not attracted to Kevin.","text_w_direction":"I'm not attracted to Kevin.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40252,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Erin, listen to me. You shouldn't rush into this. At all. And you know why? Because you are beautiful. And you are fun. And you are smart. And when the right guy comes along, you'll know it. You will. And you know what? You don't need a mom. Because you have my number, and you can call me anytime.","text_w_direction":"Erin, listen to me. You shouldn't rush into this. At all. And you know why? Because you are beautiful. And you are fun. And you are smart. [Erin is smiling] And when the right guy comes along, you'll know it. You will. [kisses her head] And you know what? You don't need a mom. Because you have my number, and you can call me anytime.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40253,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Erin","text":"Extension 147.","text_w_direction":"[nods] Extension 147.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40254,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"N-","text_w_direction":"N-","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40255,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Erin","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40256,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay. [both chuckling. Michael leaves Erin, looking thoughtful]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40257,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"You want the 27-26 or the 27-30?","text_w_direction":"[on the phone] You want the 27-26 or the 27-30?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40258,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Phyllis. Phyllis, are my mittens done?","text_w_direction":"Phyllis. Phyllis, are my mittens done?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40259,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"No. I'm on a sale!","text_w_direction":"No. [trying to finish her sale when Michael hangs up the phone] I'm on a sale!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40260,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Listen to me. It's two p.m. From now until four, your priority is knitting. Knit like the wind.","text_w_direction":"Listen to me. It's two p.m. From now until four, your priority is knitting. Knit like the wind.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40261,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"Okay...","text_w_direction":"Okay... [Jim gives a knowing look to the camera]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40262,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Dwight, I will be leaving tomorrow.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, I will be leaving tomorrow. [pulls out an envelope from his jacket]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40263,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40264,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"So I wanted to give you that. It's a letter of recommendation.","text_w_direction":"So I wanted to give you that. [hands him the envelope] It's a letter of recommendation. [Dwight looks eager. Michael nods to him and walks away]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40265,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"This is gonna be good. To whom it may concern. Good, real personal. Thanks Michael. The dictionary defines superlative as","text_w_direction":"This is gonna be good. [eagerly reading the letter] To whom it may concern. [off to the side] Good, real personal. Thanks Michael. [reading again] The dictionary defines superlative as[/b]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40266,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[opening his trunk excitedly and gets out his paintball gear, takes his gun and looks for Michael, gives up, Michael jumps out of the dumpster shooting, they shoot each other, yell, laugh, and taunt, having a great time]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40267,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"","text_w_direction":"[in the office, crosses Dwight off his list. He has paint in his messed up hair, and is containing his laughter]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40268,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"DeAngelo","text":"I would just like to start off saying, I have not worked with Mr. Andy Bernard for very long, I can say, is that he is no Michael Scott. I can't sit here and tell you he's gonna be a success. I can't sit here and tell you that he's even the best man for the job. But I can say this","text_w_direction":"[giving his and Andy's pitch to a client] I would just like to start off saying, I have not worked with Mr. Andy Bernard for very long, I can say, is that he is no Michael Scott. I can't sit here and tell you he's gonna be a success. I can't sit here and tell you that he's even the best man for the job. [Andy looks awkward] But I can say this[/b]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40269,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Ahh, what happened to you?","text_w_direction":"[Michael walks into the office, still a mess] Ahh, what happened to you?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40270,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"You should see the other guy.","text_w_direction":"You should see the other guy.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40271,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[smiles knowingly]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40272,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Jim where is Pam?","text_w_direction":"[looks at the clock to see it is three o'clock] Jim where is Pam?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40273,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Uhh, she's still pricing the whatevers. The shredders.","text_w_direction":"Uhh, she's still pricing the whatevers. The shredders.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40274,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"But it is already three o'clock!","text_w_direction":"But it is already three o'clock! [Michael leaves, Jim gives a knowing look to the camera]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40275,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"","text_w_direction":"[walks into a movie theater showing The King's Speech]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40276,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Whether you're scared of dying, or dying Alone, or dying drunk in a ditch. Don't be. It's going to be okay.","text_w_direction":"[in his office talking to Creed, Gabe, and Meredith in that order] Whether you're scared of dying, or dying Alone, or dying drunk in a ditch. Don't be. It's going to be okay.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40277,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Yeah I was tripling up. There's not enough time in the day to have a special moment with everybody.","text_w_direction":"Yeah I was tripling up. There's not enough time in the day to have a special moment with everybody.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40278,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"And you, why are you still here.","text_w_direction":"[Gabe is still standing in front of Michael's desk] And you, why are you still here.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40279,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Gabe","text":"I'm either going to quit today, or stay to make sure that Andy's career is destroyed.","text_w_direction":"[sounding hurt] I'm either going to quit today, or stay to make sure that Andy's career is destroyed.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40280,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No, you are not going to quit today. For goodness sake, this is not going to be your last day in the office. Everybody gets dumped Gabe. Can I give you a piece of advice? A little cover-up on your Adam's apple will make it appear smaller, and make you look less like a transvestite.","text_w_direction":"No, you are not going to quit today. For goodness sake, this is not going to be your last day in the office. Everybody gets dumped Gabe. Can I give you a piece of advice? [Gabe nods] A little cover-up on your Adam's apple will make it appear smaller, and make you look less like a transvestite. [Gabe looks awkward and Michael winks]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40281,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"DeAngelo","text":"That is cold sir! Absolutely cold. You know what? It was a complete waste of my time.","text_w_direction":"[walking out the client's room with Andy] That is cold sir! Absolutely cold. You know what? It was a complete waste of my time.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40282,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Uh DeAngelo, I'm, uh. I forgot my bag, so I'll meet you in the car.","text_w_direction":"Uh DeAngelo, I'm, uh. I forgot my bag, so I'll meet you in the car.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40283,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Okay whatever.","text_w_direction":"[grumbles] Okay whatever.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40284,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Sir, I'd just like to apologize, for that. I could tell you that he has a steel plate in his head, or that he's crazy, but the truth is I think he's just a terrible salesman. And I want you to know, that if you re-up with us, anything you need, day or night, I will be the one to take your call.","text_w_direction":"[walks into the client's office again] Sir, I'd just like to apologize, for that. I could tell you that he has a steel plate in his head, or that he's crazy, but the truth is I think he's just a terrible salesman. And I want you to know, that if you re-up with us, anything you need, day or night, I will be the one to take your call.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40285,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Client","text":"Keep talking.","text_w_direction":"Keep talking.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40286,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Yes. Okay, alright. No, well thank you! Alright, take care. You'll never guess, we did it!","text_w_direction":"[on his phone waiting for Andy, next to their car] Yes. Okay, alright. No, well thank you! Alright, take care. [hangs up] You'll never guess, we did it!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40287,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Hey! Good job boss!","text_w_direction":"[laughing] Hey! [they hug] Good job boss!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40288,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"DeAngelo","text":"We did it!","text_w_direction":"We did it!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40289,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, everybody come on. Conference room five seconds! Let's go! Hurry up, let's do this!","text_w_direction":"[standing in front of his office, sees that it is three forty five] Okay, everybody come on. Conference room five seconds! Let's go! Hurry up, let's do this! [Dwight runs into the conference room. All others follow]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40290,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"Yes, what is this about?","text_w_direction":"Yes, what is this about?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40291,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"What is this meeting about?","text_w_direction":"What is this meeting about?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40292,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"Mmhmmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmhmmm.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40293,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Okay, here we are in the conference room. Once again. And I just wanted to call you all here, together, because I have something important. Well there's two things actually. Okay first, I would like a whereabouts on Pam. And secondly, Phyllis how are those mittens coming? Because I would actually like to bring them home and pack them. I'm leaving for the day at four.","text_w_direction":"Okay, here we are in the conference room. Once again. And I just wanted to call you all here, together, because I have something important. Well there's two things actually. Okay first, I would like a whereabouts on Pam. [Jim looks regretful] And secondly, Phyllis how are those mittens coming? Because I would actually like to bring them home and pack them. I'm leaving for the day at four.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40294,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"They're almost done but my knuckles are swelling a little and-","text_w_direction":"They're almost done but my knuckles are swelling a little and-","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40295,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Well power through the arthritis Phyllis you can do it!","text_w_direction":"[cutting her off] Well power through the arthritis Phyllis you can do it!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40296,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"Is that it?","text_w_direction":"Is that it?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40297,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Umm, hmm?","text_w_direction":"Umm, hmm?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40298,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"Is that it?","text_w_direction":"Is that it?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40299,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Ummm... Hm... No. No. There's a special guest that I would like to invite to say one last goodbye. So here he comes, he's coming right in. Oh hi everybody, it's Ping! And I'm here to say goodbye to all you wonderful people! Thank you everybody! You've been so wonderful! I ruv you all! I ruv you very much!","text_w_direction":"[the office looks up expectantly] Ummm... Hm... No. [changing his mind] No. There's a special guest that I would like to invite to say one last goodbye. So here he comes, he's coming right in. [walks out and then back in, now using a Vietnamese accent] Oh hi everybody, it's Ping! [the office groans] And I'm here to say goodbye to all you wonderful people! Thank you everybody! You've been so wonderful! [only Kevin is laughing. Stanley tries to leave. Michael hugs him] I ruv you all! I ruv you very much!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40300,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, can I talk to you for a second?","text_w_direction":"Hey, can I talk to you for a second?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40301,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Sure. Be right out!","text_w_direction":"Sure. [Ping accent] Be right out!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40302,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"So I've been meaning to tell ya, I wanna take you out for lunch. For your last day.","text_w_direction":"[brings Michael into his office] So I've been meaning to tell ya, I wanna take you out for lunch. For your last day.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40303,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Ohh...","text_w_direction":"[sad] Ohh...","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40304,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"What do you think? Tomorrow? Lunch, you and me?","text_w_direction":"What do you think? Tomorrow? Lunch, you and me?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40305,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Okay...","text_w_direction":"[holding back tears] Okay...","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40306,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"You're not leaving tomorrow. You're leaving today right?","text_w_direction":"You're not leaving tomorrow. You're leaving today right?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40307,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Maybe.","text_w_direction":"Maybe.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40308,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Wow, so that's it huh? Just, four o'clock and you are gone for good.","text_w_direction":"Wow, so that's it huh? Just, four o'clock and you are gone for good.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40309,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Why am I so sad? Am I doing the wrong thing?","text_w_direction":"Why am I so sad? Am I doing the wrong thing?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40310,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Absolutely not. It's just that sometimes... goodbyes are a bitch.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely not. It's just that sometimes... goodbyes are a bitch.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40311,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"T-Shirt idea, goodbyes stink. Okay, alright. So. James Halpert. You started with this company, as a fine young man...","text_w_direction":"[pulls out a recorder and speaks softly into it] T-Shirt idea, goodbyes stink. Okay, alright. So. James Halpert. [starts to cry] You started with this company, as a fine young man...","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40312,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"You know what I think we should do? I think we should just save the goodbyes for tomorrow. At lunch.","text_w_direction":"You know what I think we should do? I think we should just save the goodbyes for tomorrow. At lunch.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40313,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Oh, okay.","text_w_direction":"Oh, okay.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40314,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"And then tomorrow, I can tell you... what a great boss, you turned out to be. The best boss I ever had.","text_w_direction":"And then tomorrow, I can tell you... what a great boss, you turned out to be. The best boss I ever had. [Jim is holding back tears too]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40315,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Oh shoot! That's my cab.","text_w_direction":"[hears a taxi honking] Oh shoot! That's my cab.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40316,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40317,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40318,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Listen Michael, I really... I did text Pam, but...","text_w_direction":"Listen Michael, I really... I did text Pam, but...","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40319,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I know, it's okay. Just, give her a hug. Alright?","text_w_direction":"I know, it's okay. Just, give her a hug. Alright?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40320,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"I will see you, tomorrow at lunch.","text_w_direction":"[shakes Michael's hand] I will see you, tomorrow at lunch.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40321,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I am looking forward to lunch. And hearing about what a great boss I am.","text_w_direction":"I am looking forward to lunch. And hearing about what a great boss I am.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40322,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"You got it.","text_w_direction":"[chuckles] You got it.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40323,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Okay... Phyllis.","text_w_direction":"Okay... [crosses Jim off his list] Phyllis.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40324,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh no, they're still not done.","text_w_direction":"Oh no, they're still not done.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40325,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"No no no, let me see. Oh Phyllis, nice try. I love 'em.","text_w_direction":"No no no, let me see. [picks up the mostly knitted mittens] Oh Phyllis, nice try. I love 'em. [waves goodbye to her with the mittens] [Michael begins walking out the office, he takes one last look at all his friends to see them working, and Jim looking back, teary eyed]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40326,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Creed","text":"See ya tomorrow boss!","text_w_direction":"[drinking from Michael's World's Best Boss mug] See ya tomorrow boss!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40327,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Later guys.","text_w_direction":"Later guys. [leaves the office]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40328,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Got almost everybody. So... Holly's my family now. She's my family. The babies that I make with her, will be my children. The people that you work with, are just... when you get down to it... your very best friends. They say, on your deathbed, you never wish you spent more time at the office. But I will. Gotta be a lot better than a deathbed. I actually don't understand deathbeds. I mean, who would buy that?","text_w_direction":"Got almost everybody. So... Holly's my family now. [you see video of Michael getting into the cab, and driving off. As the cab leaves, Pam drives in] She's my family. The babies that I make with her, will be my children. The people that you work with, are just... when you get down to it... your very best friends. They say, on your deathbed, you never wish you spent more time at the office. But I will. Gotta be a lot better than a deathbed. [You see Michael getting out and entering the airport, and going through security] I actually don't understand deathbeds. I mean, who would buy that?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40329,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"Well, I guess this is it. Hey will you guys let me know if this ever airs? Thank you. Alright... Oh! This is gonna feel so good, getting this thing off my chest. That's what she said!","text_w_direction":"[putting his shoes back on, talking to the camera crew] Well, I guess this is it. Hey will you guys let me know if this ever airs? Thank you. Alright... Oh! [pulls out his mic from his shirt] This is gonna feel so good, getting this thing off my chest. [he hands them the body mic, when he speaks it is inaudible now] That's what she said! [waves goodbye and walks off to his gate, halfway there Pam comes running up to him and they hug for a while. They say their goodbyes to each other, and Michael walks off for good]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40330,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"No he wasn't sad. He was full of hope. About Colorado, and he was hoping to get an upgrade as an award's member. And he said he was just real excited to get home and see Holly.","text_w_direction":"[watching Michael's plane take off. Crying and has smeared make up on] No he wasn't sad. He was full of hope. About Colorado, and he was hoping to get an upgrade as an award's member. And he said he was just real excited to get home and see Holly.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40331,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"DeAngelo","text":"Well if he's not gonna make it at least we should go ahead and eat the cake. I for one love the corners. Why'd I just do that? It's not even that good. I don't even want it. I had cake for lunch. No, you know what? I've been good. I deserve this. What am I doing? Come on DeAngelo!","text_w_direction":"[all are in the conference room for Michael's party. Michael isn't there. Jim gives the camera a knowing look] Well if he's not gonna make it at least we should go ahead and eat the cake. [Kevin nods] I for one love the corners. [cuts a corner piece, picks it up with his bare hands, and takes a bite] Why'd I just do that? It's not even that good. I don't even want it. I had cake for lunch. [throws the piece in the garbage] No, you know what? I've been good. I deserve this. [grabs a piece from another corner. The office groans] What am I doing? [chucks it into the trashcan] Come on DeAngelo! [DeAngelo tries to lick the cake, everybody yells no]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40332,"season":7,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Goodbye, Michael","director":"Paul Feig","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh oh...","text_w_direction":"[to Jim] Uh oh... [Jim, tearful, nods]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":5749,"air_date":"2011-04-28"}
{"index":40333,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"So, coasting time is officially over. Big changes are comin', and they're comin' fast. If you don't like 'em, this is called a door. You can walk right through it. Alright. I'm not here to be your friend. I like my life outside of this place. I live to leave at 5. Change number one","text_w_direction":"So, coasting time is officially over. Big changes are comin', and they're comin' fast. If you don't like 'em, this is called a door. You can walk right through it. Alright. I'm not here to be your friend. I like my life outside of this place. I live to leave at 5. Change number one[/b]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40334,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"Seriously?","text_w_direction":"Seriously?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40335,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Stone cold seriously.","text_w_direction":"Stone cold seriously.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40336,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"They are trying to figure me out. And I don't like it. Once they figure me out, they start to tell me what I want to hear. And I need to quickly figure out who's a good worker and who is simply a good mind reader. Because as soon as I'm hearing what I want to hear, I'm not gonna care.","text_w_direction":"They are trying to figure me out. And I don't like it. Once they figure me out, they start to tell me what I want to hear. And I need to quickly figure out who's a good worker and who is simply a good mind reader. Because as soon as I'm hearing what I want to hear, I'm not gonna care.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40337,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Change two, Toby, you're gettin' a new chair.","text_w_direction":"Change two, Toby, you're gettin' a new chair.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40338,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Toby","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40339,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Don't thank me! Hey, don't thank me, guy! Okay? And I don't care if you like it.","text_w_direction":"Don't thank me! Hey, don't thank me, guy! Okay? And I don't care if you like it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40340,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Oscar","text":"These sound like good ideas, why wouldn't we like them?","text_w_direction":"These sound like good ideas, why wouldn't we like them?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40341,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"I don't care what your favorite flavor is. Here's a bowl of ice cream. You either like it or you don't. That's my attitude right now in this room, that's my attitude on Ice Cream Thursdays. Alright? Clear? Any questions?","text_w_direction":"I don't care what your favorite flavor is. Here's a bowl of ice cream. You either like it or you don't. [Andy nods] That's my attitude right now in this room, that's my attitude on Ice Cream Thursdays. Alright? Clear? Any questions?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40342,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"This all sounds great to me. But I could see how some people might think that they're bad. I don't know what to think.","text_w_direction":"This all sounds great to me. [hesitates] But I could see how some people might think that they're bad. I don't know what to think.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40343,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"That is a s-- astute observation, Kevin.","text_w_direction":"That is a s-- astute observation, Kevin.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40344,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Kev's got me pegged.","text_w_direction":"Kev's got me pegged. [chuckles]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40345,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"It blows away Vermont in the fall.","text_w_direction":"It blows away Vermont in the fall.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40346,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"Snap, for real?","text_w_direction":"Snap, for real?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40347,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Good morning, Deangelo.","text_w_direction":"Good morning, Deangelo.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40348,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Hold on.","text_w_direction":"Hold on.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40349,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40350,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"And if you're really serious, you should go in the spring.","text_w_direction":"[continuing to talk to Darryl] And if you're really serious, you should go in the spring.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40351,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Because of the flowers.","text_w_direction":"Because of the flowers.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40352,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"No. Because the entire state smells like Earth.","text_w_direction":"No. Because the entire state smells like Earth.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40353,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Dogwoods, or just the Earth.","text_w_direction":"Dogwoods, or just the Earth.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40354,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Yes, Pam.","text_w_direction":"Yes, Pam.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40355,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, well, good morning. I think I have good news for you today. I found your new executive assistant. My friend Carla. She's got great experience. We even considered making her Cece's godmother, but she had this boyfriend at the time-- but here's her resume.","text_w_direction":"Hey, well, good morning. I think I have good news for you today. I found your new executive assistant. My friend Carla. [looking at resume] She's got great experience. We even considered making her Cece's godmother, but she had this boyfriend at the time-- but here's her resume.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40356,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Put it with the rest.","text_w_direction":"Put it with the rest.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40357,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40358,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Hey dudes!","text_w_direction":"[entering his office] Hey dudes!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40359,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40360,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40361,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Oh my God, he hates me!","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, he hates me!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40362,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"No he doesn't. You just get so nervous and hyper around him.","text_w_direction":"No he doesn't. You just get so nervous and hyper around him.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40363,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40364,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Every time there's a silence, your brain's like \"Heh-heh-huh-huh\".","text_w_direction":"Every time there's a silence, your brain's like \"Heh-heh-huh-huh\" [imitating crying].","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40365,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Is that what he tells you at your little inner circle meetings?","text_w_direction":"Is that what he tells you at your little inner circle meetings?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40366,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Careful. There is no inner circle.","text_w_direction":"Careful. There is no inner circle.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40367,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, there's an inner circle. Oh yeah.","text_w_direction":"Oh, there's an inner circle. Oh yeah.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40368,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"There is no inner circle. Deangelo just prefers to delegate a few things, to a few guys.","text_w_direction":"There is no inner circle. Deangelo just prefers to delegate a few things, to a few guys.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40369,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Jim only says that because he's in the inner circle. I also say that because I am also in the inner circle. Did you get that, Ma? Your boy, Kevin Malone, is IN the inner circle! Which doesn't exist.","text_w_direction":"Jim only says that because he's in the inner circle. I also say that because I am also in the inner circle. Did you get that, Ma? Your boy, Kevin Malone, is IN the inner circle! [thinks] Which doesn't exist.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40370,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"There he is! Got ya coffee.","text_w_direction":"[holding two cups of coffee] There he is! Got ya coffee. [offers cup to Dwight]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40371,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, wow, thank you. That was so kind of you.","text_w_direction":"Oh, wow, thank you. That was so kind of you. [throws cup in the garbage]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40372,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Not a coffee guy, I take it.","text_w_direction":"Not a coffee guy, I take it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40373,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"It's just that I own the coffee shop. So, once you've seen sausage being made, all you want to do is make sausage, because it's so much fun.","text_w_direction":"It's just that I own the coffee shop. So, once you've seen sausage being made, all you want to do is make sausage, because it's so much fun.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40374,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Listen. I've got a sixer. \"Automatic for the People\" on the jukebox. Let's hit the park after sundown. Come on! Pick up some sausage if you want.","text_w_direction":"Listen. I've got a sixer. \"Automatic for the People\" on the jukebox. Let's hit the park after sundown. Come on! Pick up some sausage if you want.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40375,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"I think you'll find what you're looking for over there.","text_w_direction":"I think you'll find what you're looking for [points toward Oscar] over there.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40376,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"No matter how many times I reach out to Dwight, he doesn't seem to want anything to do with me. It reminds me of my relationship with my son. Except there, I'm the Dwight.","text_w_direction":"No matter how many times I reach out to Dwight, he doesn't seem to want anything to do with me. It reminds me of my relationship with my son. Except there, I'm the Dwight.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40377,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Who's the biggest client in the state? I say we go get 'em, whatever it takes. Huh? What do you guys say?","text_w_direction":"Who's the biggest client in the state? I say we go get 'em, whatever it takes. Huh? What do you guys say?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40378,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40379,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Right! Or my other idea, 50,000 tiny clients.","text_w_direction":"Right! Or my other idea, 50,000 tiny clients.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40380,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah, I say we just go for it!","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I say we just go for it!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40381,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Is that ball lighter than usual? Is that a Chinatown knockoff?","text_w_direction":"[shoots mini basketball at hoop on office door, misses badly] Is that ball lighter than usual? Is that a Chinatown knockoff?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40382,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"That's Toys R Us, I think.","text_w_direction":"That's Toys R Us, I think.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40383,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"No, that's definitely a knockoff. You can feel the center of gravity's off. Feel that. What do you think?","text_w_direction":"No, that's definitely a knockoff. You can feel the center of gravity's off. Feel that. [throws ball to Gabe] What do you think?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40384,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Gabe","text":"Oh, yeah, totally. Jim, you got ripped off big time.","text_w_direction":"[holding ball in open palm] Oh, yeah, totally. Jim, you got ripped off big time.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40385,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Deangelo! See what I did there? That's what you need to do. It's that little English. The British are coming.","text_w_direction":"[calling for the ball] Deangelo! [shoots and makes it] See what I did there? That's what you need to do. [makes shooting gesture] It's that little English. The British are coming.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40386,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40387,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Deangelo's open!","text_w_direction":"Deangelo's open!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40388,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Hey Ry. Your department's killing it, baby.","text_w_direction":"Hey Ry. Your department's killing it, baby. [puts arm around Ryan]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40389,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"Hey hey, my pleasure, my treasure.","text_w_direction":"Hey hey, my pleasure, my treasure.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40390,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Keep it up.","text_w_direction":"Keep it up.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40391,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"The problem with having \"It\" or \"the X-factor\" or whatever it is you want to call it, is that it's impossible to put into words what you're bringing to the table. So to make things simpler for Deangelo, I just, without lying, strongly implied that I'm Kelly's supervisor. It's not even that much of a stretch. She pretty much does whatever I say.","text_w_direction":"The problem with having \"It\" or \"the X-factor\" or whatever it is you want to call it, is that it's impossible to put into words what you're bringing to the table. So to make things simpler for Deangelo, I just, without lying, strongly implied that I'm Kelly's supervisor. It's not even that much of a stretch. She pretty much does whatever I say.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40392,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kelly","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40393,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40394,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kelly","text":"Why should I pretend that you are my boss?","text_w_direction":"Why should I pretend that you are my boss?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40395,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"Because what would you have done in that situation, Kelly? I'll tell you what I would have done for you. I'd lie for you.","text_w_direction":"Because what would you have done in that situation, Kelly? I'll tell you what I would have done for you. I'd lie for you.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40396,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kelly","text":"Yeah, but you lie all the time. You lie for no reason. Ryan, you just like to lie.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but you lie all the time. You lie for no reason. Ryan, you just like to lie.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40397,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"I'd die for you too.","text_w_direction":"I'd die for you too.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40398,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kelly","text":"You really would?","text_w_direction":"You really would?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40399,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"Hey, Kelly Kapoor, if I don't have those call logs on my desk, we're just gonna have to evaluate your future at the company!","text_w_direction":"[hears Deangelo entering] Hey, Kelly Kapoor, if I don't have those call logs on my desk, we're just gonna have to evaluate your future at the company!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40400,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kelly","text":"Sure thing, Mr. Howard.","text_w_direction":"Sure thing, Mr. Howard.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40401,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Woo. Glad he's not my boss.","text_w_direction":"Woo. Glad he's not my boss.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40402,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"You're the best. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"[whispers to Kelly] You're the best. Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40403,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"You know I have a cousin who cracked the secret formula for a certain popular cola that I shall not name. So I've never had to buy it. True story. I just drink my cousin's.","text_w_direction":"You know I have a cousin who cracked the secret formula for a certain popular cola that I shall not name. So I've never had to buy it. True story. I just drink my cousin's.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40404,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Congratulations on your one cousin. I have seventy. Each one better than the last.","text_w_direction":"Congratulations on your one cousin. I have seventy. Each one better than the last.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40405,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"You know what... straight up, why don't you like me?","text_w_direction":"You know what... straight up, why don't you like me?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40406,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm just not a suck-up like everyone else around here. Okay? I do my job well, so why don't you just leave me alone and let me do it. Okay?","text_w_direction":"I'm just not a suck-up like everyone else around here. Okay? I do my job well, so why don't you just leave me alone and let me do it. Okay?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40407,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Ohhhh no.","text_w_direction":"Ohhhh no.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40408,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40409,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Okay? I'm gonna win you over.","text_w_direction":"Okay? I'm gonna win you over.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40410,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"No you're not.","text_w_direction":"No you're not.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40411,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Yes I am.","text_w_direction":"Yes I am.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40412,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40413,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Oh yes.","text_w_direction":"Oh yes.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40414,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40415,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40416,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40417,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40418,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40419,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40420,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40421,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40422,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40423,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Yes. Yes-yes-yes-yes-yes yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes. Yes-yes-yes-yes-yes [starts to run out of the break room] yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40424,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Uh oh, this former administrative assistant misspelled \"administrative\" and \"assistant.\"","text_w_direction":"[looking at resume] Uh oh, this former administrative assistant misspelled \"administrative\" and \"assistant.\"","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40425,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"The winner","text_w_direction":"The winner[/b]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40426,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"What's wrong with juggling, Darryl? I'm a big juggler. I actually perform a motivational juggling routine.","text_w_direction":"What's wrong with juggling, Darryl? I'm a big juggler. I actually perform a motivational juggling routine.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40427,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Seriously?","text_w_direction":"Seriously?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40428,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Oh yeah. I'd do it for you here, but uh, what would you say this room is, 300 square feet? 320?","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah. I'd do it for you here, but uh, what would you say this room is, 300 square feet? 320?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40429,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Gabe","text":"320. Just freeballin' it.","text_w_direction":"320. Just freeballin' it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40430,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"It's a little cramped. How many square feet out there? 17, 18 hundo?","text_w_direction":"It's a little cramped. How many square feet out there? 17, 18 hundo?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40431,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, I think it's 18 hundo.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I think it's 18 hundo.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40432,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Gabe","text":"Give or take.","text_w_direction":"Give or take. [Deangelo walks out]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40433,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Sorry gang. Thought my juggling stuff was in the trunk of my car. It's not.","text_w_direction":"Sorry gang. Thought my juggling stuff was in the trunk of my car. It's not.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40434,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Oh no, do you think it was stolen?","text_w_direction":"Oh no, do you think it was stolen?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40435,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"I gotcha covered, boss. Used to play with the parabolas myself. Got some extra balls! Hey-hey-hey-ho!","text_w_direction":"I gotcha covered, boss. Used to play with the parabolas myself. [opens desk drawer and takes out balls] Got some extra balls! [throws them toward Deangelo, who dodges them] Hey-hey-hey-ho!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40436,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Sorry, I never touch another juggler's instruments. You know, we're all here, I've got the music cued, why don't I just do my routine without the juggling balls? Prepare... to go into the danger zone.","text_w_direction":"Sorry, I never touch another juggler's instruments. You know, we're all here, I've got the music cued, why don't I just do my routine without the juggling balls? [starts to play \"Wake Me Up Inside\" by Evanescence] Prepare... to go into the danger zone. [begins pretend juggling routine]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40437,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Oh wow, you weren't kidding.","text_w_direction":"Oh wow, you weren't kidding.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40438,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"No. Never. Can someone please throw me a fifth ball? If you dare! Incoming! And we're on! Remember, nothing's impossible! Phyllis, where's Phyllis?","text_w_direction":"No. Never. Can someone please throw me a fifth ball? If you dare! [Kevin pretends to throw ball] Incoming! And we're on! Remember, nothing's impossible! Phyllis, where's Phyllis?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40439,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"Here.","text_w_direction":"[raises hand] Here.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40440,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Do you believe in me, Phyllis?","text_w_direction":"Do you believe in me, Phyllis?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40441,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40442,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Because I believe in you.","text_w_direction":"Because I believe in you.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40443,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40444,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Feel that connection? Don't move your head. Please. Thank you. Oh! Big hand for Phyllis! That took a lot of guts! Ho! I'm Deangelo Vickers, thank you so much, hope you learned something.","text_w_direction":"[pretending to bounce balls off Phyllis at close range] Feel that connection? Don't move your head. Please. Thank you. Oh! Big hand for Phyllis! [clapping] That took a lot of guts! [finishes routine] Ho! I'm Deangelo Vickers, thank you so much, hope you learned something.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40445,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Didn't drop a single ball!","text_w_direction":"Didn't drop a single ball!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40446,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Look. I'm juggling eggs and bowling balls. I'm juggling with one hand. No hands.","text_w_direction":"[imitating Deangelo's pretend juggling routine] Look. I'm juggling eggs and bowling balls. I'm juggling with one hand. No hands.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40447,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"What could he possibly stand to gain from a fake juggling routine?","text_w_direction":"What could he possibly stand to gain from a fake juggling routine?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40448,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"What could he possibly stand to gain from a real juggling routine? How can you keep defending him?","text_w_direction":"What could he possibly stand to gain from a real juggling routine? How can you keep defending him?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40449,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"He's good at his job. And I like working for him.","text_w_direction":"He's good at his job. And I like working for him.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40450,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"Of course you do, Jim. You're a man. Deangelo is a huge sexist.","text_w_direction":"Of course you do, Jim. You're a man. Deangelo is a huge sexist.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40451,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I think if he was sexist, I'd be able to tell. I took a crapload of women's studies courses at Cornell. And I wrote my own companion piece to the \"v*g1n* Monologues\" called the \"pen1s Apologies.\" So I know a thing or two.","text_w_direction":"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I think if he was sexist, I'd be able to tell. I took a crapload of women's studies courses at Cornell. And I wrote my own companion piece to the \"v*g1n* Monologues\" called the \"pen1s Apologies.\" So I know a thing or two.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40452,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"Okay. Then how about I'm the head of the Accounting Department, but he only ever talks to Kevin? What about Pam and Kelly? Also department heads. But has he ever met with you or even asked you to do anything?","text_w_direction":"Okay. Then how about I'm the head of the Accounting Department, but he only ever talks to Kevin? What about Pam and Kelly? Also department heads. But has he ever met with you or even asked you to do anything?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40453,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"How could I not see it? You're so right.","text_w_direction":"How could I not see it? You're so right.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40454,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Why don't you talk to him about it?","text_w_direction":"[to Jim] Why don't you talk to him about it?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40455,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"And say what? \"Hey Deangelo, are you shy or just a sexist?\"","text_w_direction":"And say what? \"Hey Deangelo, are you shy or just a sexist?\"","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40456,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Why don't you just tell him how his actions are being perceived by the women in this office?","text_w_direction":"Why don't you just tell him how his actions are being perceived by the women in this office?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40457,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Mmm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmm-hmm.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40458,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"And if he doesn't listen, then he can kiss his pen1s goodbye. Snip snip. Am I right, girls?","text_w_direction":"And if he doesn't listen, then he can kiss his pen1s goodbye. Snip snip. Am I right, girls?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40459,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, you got a second?","text_w_direction":"Hey, you got a second?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40460,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Yeah, I got tons of time. This job's a joke.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I got tons of time. This job's a joke.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40461,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"So what's up?","text_w_direction":"So what's up?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40462,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Umm, really, it's nothing, I was just talking to Angela, and she was --","text_w_direction":"Umm, really, it's nothing, I was just talking to Angela, and she was --","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40463,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey, saw Jim come in. We meeting?","text_w_direction":"[opening door to Deangelo's office] Hey, saw Jim come in. We meeting?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40464,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Yeah sure. Let's make it a meeting.","text_w_direction":"Yeah sure. Let's make it a meeting. [Darryl, Kevin, Gabe enter office]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40465,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"If it's alright, can I just have like one minute alone, just to go over --","text_w_direction":"If it's alright, can I just have like one minute alone, just to go over --","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40466,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"What's the big secret? Why are you even whispering? Come on, it's the guys!","text_w_direction":"What's the big secret? Why are you even whispering? Come on, it's the guys!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40467,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"I know. Just the guys. Well, maybe that's, uh, part of the problem. I think...so what happened was, I was talking with some of the department heads. Uh, some of the female department heads.","text_w_direction":"I know. [Gabe and Darryl stand on either side of Jim with paper and pens in hand] Just the guys. Well, maybe that's, uh, part of the problem. I think...so what happened was, I was talking with some of the department heads. Uh, some of the female department heads.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40468,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Uh-oh. Right?","text_w_direction":"Uh-oh. Right?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40469,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Hot!","text_w_direction":"Hot!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40470,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Maybe there's a vibe out there, with certain members of the office, that you are...a little sexist, or --","text_w_direction":"Maybe there's a vibe out there, with certain members of the office, that you are...a little sexist, or --","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40471,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"Damn!","text_w_direction":"Damn!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40472,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Whoa. Whoa. Wait.","text_w_direction":"Whoa. Whoa. Wait.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40473,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Are you serious? Who feels this way?","text_w_direction":"Are you serious? Who feels this way?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40474,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Oh. Like nobody.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Like nobody.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40475,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Gabe","text":"Umm, Pam?","text_w_direction":"Umm, Pam?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40476,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"It was --","text_w_direction":"It was --","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40477,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Gabe","text":"Was it Pam?","text_w_direction":"Was it Pam?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40478,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"That sounds like Pam. You know how she gets. Deangelo, she can get really bitchy. Kevin...","text_w_direction":"That sounds like Pam. You know how she gets. Deangelo, she can get really bitchy. [begins bad imitation of Pam] Kevin...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40479,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Guys. Hold on. Doesn't matter who, okay? I'm just happy that Jim brought it to my attention because honestly, I had - I had no idea.","text_w_direction":"Guys. Hold on. Doesn't matter who, okay? I'm just happy that Jim brought it to my attention because honestly, I had - I had no idea.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40480,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"That's awesome.","text_w_direction":"That's awesome.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40481,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40482,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kelly","text":"Mom, Ryan's taking us out to dinner tonight. No, no, he's not going to stand us up like he did last time. He won't ever stand us up again.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Mom, Ryan's taking us out to dinner tonight. No, no, he's not going to stand us up like he did last time. He won't ever stand us up again.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40483,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"So I am the new customer service supervisor.","text_w_direction":"[joint talking head with Kelly] So I am the new customer service supervisor.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40484,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kelly","text":"When Deangelo's around.","text_w_direction":"When Deangelo's around.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40485,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"And I am also a very dutiful boyfriend when --","text_w_direction":"And I am also a very dutiful boyfriend when --","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40486,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kelly","text":"All the time.","text_w_direction":"All the time.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40487,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"All the time.","text_w_direction":"All the time.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40488,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Erin, do you mind running down to the lobby and bringing up my brand new executive assistant?","text_w_direction":"Erin, do you mind running down to the lobby and bringing up my brand new executive assistant?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40489,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Absolutely.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40490,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, who'd you end up hiring?","text_w_direction":"Hey, who'd you end up hiring?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40491,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Oh, I'm glad you asked, Jim. Because apparently there's a rumor running around here that I am a sexist. I can't work here effectively if you guys think I'm something that I am not. I am not a sexist. Raise your hand if you have a v*g1n*. Raise your hand if someone you love has a v*g1n*. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Just about everyone. What about Deangelo's hand? Oh wow. He's got 'em both up. Yeah. Uh huh. Yeah, so it bothers me when I hear that there's gossip around here that I treat women lesser than men. Okay? Frankly, we all look a little ridiculous when that happens.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'm glad you asked, Jim. Because apparently there's a rumor running around here that I am a sexist. I can't work here effectively if you guys think I'm something that I am not. I am not a sexist. Raise your hand if you have a v*g1n*. [Deangelo raises hand, Kelly and Pam sheepishly raise hands] Raise your hand if someone you love has a v*g1n*. [Deangelo raises other hand, along with rest of office] Yeah, yeah. Okay. Just about everyone. What about Deangelo's hand? Oh wow. He's got 'em both up. [Ryan raises both hands] Yeah. Uh huh. [others raise both hands] Yeah, so it bothers me when I hear that there's gossip around here that I treat women lesser than men. Okay? Frankly, we all look a little ridiculous when that happens.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40492,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"I'm not a feminist, but I think that the men in this office are being given chances that the women aren't.","text_w_direction":"I'm not a feminist, but I think that the men in this office are being given chances that the women aren't.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40493,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Dwight, what's your take?","text_w_direction":"Dwight, what's your take?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40494,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"What's the argument here? NBA, WNBA. One is a sport, one is a joke. I love sports, I love jokes. Room for all.","text_w_direction":"What's the argument here? NBA, WNBA. One is a sport, one is a joke. I love sports, I love jokes. Room for all.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40495,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Man, you're smart. Oh, hey! Hi! Hello. Welcome. Uh, everyone, I'd like you to please welcome Jordan Garfield. This is everyone.","text_w_direction":"Man, you're smart. [Erin arrives with new executive assistant] Oh, hey! Hi! Hello. Welcome. Uh, everyone, I'd like you to please welcome Jordan Garfield. This is everyone.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40496,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jordan","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40497,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"So, Jordan, uh, where did you work before? Uh, a law office?","text_w_direction":"So, Jordan, uh, where did you work before? Uh, a law office?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40498,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jordan","text":"No, Anthropology. We don't have this in that size, pretty lame.","text_w_direction":"No, Anthropology. We don't have this in that size, pretty lame.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40499,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kelly","text":"Lame? You worked at Anthropology?","text_w_direction":"Lame? You worked at Anthropology?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40500,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jordan","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40501,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kelly","text":"That's like my dream job. How did you even get that job?","text_w_direction":"That's like my dream job. How did you even get that job?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40502,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jordan","text":"Well, I umm -","text_w_direction":"Well, I umm -","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40503,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kelly","text":"You chose this job over that job?","text_w_direction":"You chose this job over that job?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40504,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"Okay, okay, back to work, Kelly, we have a lot to get done today.","text_w_direction":"Okay, okay, back to work, Kelly, we have a lot to get done today.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40505,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"So, umm, is this your first office job then?","text_w_direction":"So, umm, is this your first office job then?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40506,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jordan","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40507,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Yup.","text_w_direction":"Yup.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40508,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40509,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"No corporate experience whatsoever. I didn't want anyone with any bad habits.","text_w_direction":"No corporate experience whatsoever. I didn't want anyone with any bad habits.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40510,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Jim, you coming?","text_w_direction":"[heading into Deangelo's office] Jim, you coming?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40511,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Oh yeah, did he text us?","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah, did he text us?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40512,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. [Jim looks at cell phone as Dwight's phone vibrates]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40513,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"[holds up phone and looks into Deangelo's office] No!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40514,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Jim, what are you doing? Get in there. This is not the time to take a stand. At least he likes one of us.","text_w_direction":"Jim, what are you doing? Get in there. This is not the time to take a stand. At least he likes one of us.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40515,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"He didn't text me.","text_w_direction":"He didn't text me. [Andy's phone chimes]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40516,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Yes! I'm in.","text_w_direction":"Yes! I'm in.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40517,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"Andy, what are you doing?","text_w_direction":"Andy, what are you doing?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40518,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"I'm going in, into the belly of the beast. Gonna infiltrate and change from within. What's up, mancave!","text_w_direction":"I'm going in, into the belly of the beast. Gonna infiltrate and change from within. [joins the group in Deangelo's office] What's up, mancave! [makes barking noises]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40519,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Just go in. Just go in, he probably forgot to text you.","text_w_direction":"[to Jim] Just go in. Just go in, he probably forgot to text you.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40520,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Internally, for office use where do we get our paper from? Do we go -","text_w_direction":"Internally, for office use [Jim quietly enters Deangelo's office and sits down] where do we get our paper from? Do we go -","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40521,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Don't worry, the first day's always the hardest.","text_w_direction":"[to Jordan] Don't worry, the first day's always the hardest.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40522,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Hey Jim.","text_w_direction":"[staring at Jim] Hey Jim.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40523,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40524,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Can I help you?","text_w_direction":"Can I help you?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40525,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Nope. Just... Okay.","text_w_direction":"Nope. Just... [Deangelo continues staring at him] Okay. [gets up and leaves office]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40526,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"So, he kicked you out of the inner circle, huh?","text_w_direction":"So, he kicked you out of the inner circle, huh?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40527,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Well, there is no inner...circle.","text_w_direction":"Well, there is no inner...circle.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40528,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jordan","text":"Dwight? Deangelo wanted me to ask you if there's anything I can help you with.","text_w_direction":"Dwight? Deangelo wanted me to ask you if there's anything I can help you with.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40529,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Really? Anything.","text_w_direction":"Really? Anything.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40530,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jordan","text":"Do you need anything?","text_w_direction":"Do you need anything?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40531,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Deangelo, tell your whore to leave me alone.","text_w_direction":"Deangelo, tell your whore to leave me alone.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40532,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Okay, I do not want to waste your time, so I will keep this br-r-r-r-r-r-ief. Now, word on the street is, Mercy Hospital, back on the market. Deangelo would like you to put together a sales pitch for next week. Deangelo has also recently learned about the Barnacle Project. Which is a non-profit organization based in Mystic, Connecticut that assists in the scraping of barnacles --","text_w_direction":"Okay, I do not want to waste your time, so I will keep this br-r-r-r-r-r-ief. Now, word on the street is, Mercy Hospital, back on the market. Deangelo would like you to put together a sales pitch for next week. Deangelo has also recently learned about the Barnacle Project. Which is a non-profit organization based in Mystic, Connecticut that assists in the scraping of barnacles --","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40533,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"So this is my life. Until I win the lottery. Or Pam finally writes that series of young adult books.","text_w_direction":"So this is my life. Until I win the lottery [laughs]. Or Pam finally writes that series of young adult books.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40534,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"So one afternoon, while walking home from school, quirky 10th grader Becky Walters finds a wounded Pegasus in the woods. And she becomes...The Horse Flyer.","text_w_direction":"So one afternoon, while walking home from school, quirky 10th grader Becky Walters finds a wounded Pegasus in the woods. And she becomes...The Horse Flyer.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40535,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"Hey! Kelly, that's the last time I'm gonna talk to you about your paycheck! Okay? We pay you a fair salary here, and if you're only here for the money, maybe you shouldn't be here at all.","text_w_direction":"Hey! Kelly, that's the last time I'm gonna talk to you about your paycheck! Okay? We pay you a fair salary here, and if you're only here for the money, maybe you shouldn't be here at all.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40536,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"No one likes a money grubber.","text_w_direction":"No one likes a money grubber.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40537,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kelly","text":"I'm sorry, Mr. Howard, I apologize for grubbing for money. I can't do this. I can't do this. I'm sorry. I just can't do it. Deangelo, Ryan is not my boss. Okay? Frankly, he hasn't had a real job here in years.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, Mr. Howard, I apologize for grubbing for money. I can't do this. I can't do this. I'm sorry. I just can't do it. Deangelo, Ryan is not my boss. Okay? Frankly, he hasn't had a real job here in years.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40538,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Ohh.","text_w_direction":"Ohh.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40539,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"Oh, that's hilarious, Kelly.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that's hilarious, Kelly.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40540,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kelly","text":"No, he's just a big fraud, Deangelo. He's like Rango. He doesn't work here, basically. Just like the way Rango didn't save those animals. It was just a big misunderstanding.","text_w_direction":"No, he's just a big fraud, Deangelo. He's like Rango. He doesn't work here, basically. Just like the way Rango didn't save those animals. It was just a big misunderstanding.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40541,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Is this true, Ryan?","text_w_direction":"Is this true, Ryan?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40542,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"I did not see Rango.","text_w_direction":"I did not see Rango.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40543,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Okay, I don't have time for this he said-she said.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I don't have time for this he said-she said.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40544,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kelly","text":"He's not saying anything!","text_w_direction":"He's not saying anything!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40545,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"It's too murky. I like Ryan. You seem kind of hysterical to me. Ryan's your supervisor. Let's just leave it that way.","text_w_direction":"It's too murky. I like Ryan. You seem kind of hysterical to me. Ryan's your supervisor. Let's just leave it that way.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40546,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kelly","text":"That's not fair, I mean, I've been working here for such a long ti--","text_w_direction":"That's not fair, I mean, I've been working here for such a long ti-- [Deangelo walks away]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40547,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"Oh, close call! Okay, why don't you just finish this up and leave it on my desk and I will see you at your place around 2 am.","text_w_direction":"[sighs] Oh, close call! Okay, why don't you just finish this up and leave it on my desk and I will see you at your place around 2 am.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40548,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Hey! It sounds like you guys are having a lot of fun, but it's really loud, and some of us are trying to work, so do you think you could do it a little more quietly?","text_w_direction":"[knocking on door to Deangelo's office as loud yelling comes from inside it] Hey! It sounds like you guys are having a lot of fun, but it's really loud, and some of us are trying to work, so do you think you could do it a little more quietly?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40549,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Gabe","text":"Well, that's gonna be tough, because we're getting a dunking clinic from Magic Jordan himself.","text_w_direction":"Well, that's gonna be tough, because we're getting a dunking clinic from Magic Jordan himself.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40550,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Oh, you mean Michael Jordan?","text_w_direction":"[chuckles] Oh, you mean Michael Jordan?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40551,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Gabe","text":"Total brain burp.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Total brain burp.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40552,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"I'm no MJ. I can do his dunk. From the free throw line.","text_w_direction":"I'm no MJ. I can do his dunk. From the free throw line.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40553,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Whoa.","text_w_direction":"Whoa.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40554,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"Daaamn! Mad respect for my brotha!","text_w_direction":"Daaamn! Mad respect for my brotha!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40555,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"The man is paying me to take Chinese. I will say what I need to say, and soon, I will say it in Chinese.","text_w_direction":"The man is paying me to take Chinese. I will say what I need to say, and soon, I will say it in Chinese.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40556,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, well it's just really loud.","text_w_direction":"Okay, well it's just really loud.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40557,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Okay. We'll keep that in mind. Alright, ladies, back to the game.","text_w_direction":"Okay. We'll keep that in mind. Alright, ladies, back to the game.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40558,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"Do it!","text_w_direction":"Do it!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40559,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Jim! Come on in.","text_w_direction":"Jim! Come on in.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40560,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"You're back in.","text_w_direction":"You're back in.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40561,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"You know what? Instead of a game, why don't we do an exhibition? I'd love to see that dunk of yours.","text_w_direction":"You know what? Instead of a game, why don't we do an exhibition? I'd love to see that dunk of yours.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40562,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Yeah, we'll set that up one day.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, we'll set that up one day.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40563,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Today. Now, maybe. 'Cause we have a hoop downstairs and a real ball, so you don't have to mime it.","text_w_direction":"Today. Now, maybe. 'Cause we have a hoop downstairs and a real ball, so you don't have to mime it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40564,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Yeah, I don't know.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I don't know.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40565,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Why not?","text_w_direction":"Why not?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40566,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Only because no one has called NASA to request a liftoff. Let's go downstairs! Okay? Let's do it.","text_w_direction":"Only because no one has called NASA to request a liftoff. [laughter] Let's go downstairs! Okay? Let's do it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40567,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Pass. If I wanted to see a pissing contest, I'd lock Mose in the chicken coop.","text_w_direction":"Pass. If I wanted to see a pissing contest, I'd lock Mose in the chicken coop.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40568,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Damn it, Dwight! Enough! Get your ass downstairs or find a new place to sell paper!","text_w_direction":"Damn it, Dwight! Enough! Get your ass downstairs or find a new place to sell paper! [Dwight immediately gets up and walks out]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40569,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, a little about me. I respond to strong leadership.","text_w_direction":"Okay, a little about me. I respond to strong leadership.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40570,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Alright, there you go.","text_w_direction":"Alright, there you go.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40571,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Seems a little close, you sure that's the real foul line?","text_w_direction":"Seems a little close, you sure that's the real foul line?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40572,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"15 feet from the baseline, so, you need me to move it in?","text_w_direction":"15 feet from the baseline, so, you need me to move it in?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40573,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Nah, that's 15. Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Nah, that's 15. Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40574,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40575,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"And uh, you know what, to make it interesting, Jordan, why don't you sit underneath the basket?","text_w_direction":"And uh, you know what, to make it interesting, Jordan, why don't you sit underneath the basket?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40576,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jordan","text":"Seriously?","text_w_direction":"Seriously?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40577,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Yeah, come on. I'll dunk over you. Best seat in the house.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, come on. I'll dunk over you. Best seat in the house.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40578,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jordan","text":"I don't, I don't think I can do that. I'm holding your jewelry.","text_w_direction":"I don't, I don't think I can do that. I'm holding your jewelry.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40579,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Right. Yeah. Okay, fair enough. Kevin, you do it.","text_w_direction":"Right. Yeah. Okay, fair enough. Kevin, you do it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40580,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Yes! Okay.","text_w_direction":"Yes! Okay. [sits down in front of basket]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40581,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Someone want to sit in Kevin's lap? Angela?","text_w_direction":"Someone want to sit in Kevin's lap? Angela?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40582,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40583,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Oscar?","text_w_direction":"Oscar?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40584,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Oscar","text":"No thank you.","text_w_direction":"No thank you.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40585,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Okay, Jimmy, this is for you. Show you that anything is possible.","text_w_direction":"Okay, Jimmy, this is for you. Show you that anything is possible.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40586,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Fantastic.","text_w_direction":"Fantastic.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40587,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Alright?","text_w_direction":"Alright?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40588,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Yup.","text_w_direction":"Yup.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40589,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"This is also for the troops. Doctor is in! Ahhhh!","text_w_direction":"This is also for the troops. [backs up, bounces ball, starts running, jumps, lands in front of Kevin, jumps again, pulls himself up by the net, dunks ball, hangs on rim] Doctor is in! [hoop starts to fall] Ahhhh! [hoop crashes down on Deangelo]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40590,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Now what?","text_w_direction":"[ambulance pulls away in parking lot] Now what?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40591,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Deangelo?","text_w_direction":"[Deangelo enters office in hospital gown with bandage on his head] Deangelo?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40592,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"Tablab.","text_w_direction":"[speaking gibberish] Tablab.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40593,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Oh my God, are you alright? Erin, will you call 911 please?","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, are you alright? Erin, will you call 911 please?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40594,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Who should I say is calling?","text_w_direction":"Who should I say is calling?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40595,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Erin.","text_w_direction":"Erin.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40596,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Deangelo","text":"says to bartender Droswip. Droswip.","text_w_direction":"[lots of gibberish] says to bartender [lots more gibberish] Droswip. Droswip.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40597,"season":7,"episode":23,"episode_name":"The Inner Circle","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Gabe","text":"Droswip, yeah. I get it. Okay, we're gonna get you to the restroom.","text_w_direction":"Droswip, yeah. I get it. Okay, we're gonna get you to the restroom.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2011-05-05"}
{"index":40598,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"We could get Deangelo flowers.","text_w_direction":"We could get Deangelo flowers.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40599,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"No, you can't get flowers for someone who's in a coma. They'll wilt before he wakes up.","text_w_direction":"No, you can't get flowers for someone who's in a coma. They'll wilt before he wakes up.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40600,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"That's true.","text_w_direction":"That's true.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40601,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"All in favor of the baskets full of chocolates, teddy bears, and balloons?","text_w_direction":"All in favor of the baskets full of chocolates, teddy bears, and balloons? [all but Dwight raise their hands]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40602,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait, wait. All in favor of the knapsack filled with canned goods, chainsaw, gasoline, and emergency radio in case he wakes up post-apocalypse?","text_w_direction":"Wait, wait. All in favor of the knapsack filled with canned goods, chainsaw, gasoline, and emergency radio in case he wakes up post-apocalypse? [Dwight raises his hand]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40603,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Nope. Baskets have it.","text_w_direction":"Nope. Baskets have it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40604,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"So as it turns out, unless you're a young child or a prison inmate, you don't need anyone supervising you. People just come in and do their work on their schedule. Imagine that - people like us allowed to sell paper. Unsupervised. And yet, somehow it works. It must be because the stakes are so high.","text_w_direction":"So as it turns out, unless you're a young child or a prison inmate, you don't need anyone supervising you. People just come in and do their work on their schedule. Imagine that - people like us allowed to sell paper. Unsupervised. [Darryl, Phyllis, Stanley, and Oscar are working while Andy and Ryan play on a foosball table] And yet, somehow it works. It must be because the stakes are so high.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40605,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Well, I really appreciate the offer, but I'm just happy the way things are. Okay. Thank you. That was Jo, asking me if I wanted to take over as acting manager while they find a replacement. I told her... I don't want to mess this up, right? There's a consensus, people are happy.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Well, I really appreciate the offer, but I'm just happy the way things are. Okay. Thank you. [to Pam] That was Jo, asking me if I wanted to take over as acting manager while they find a replacement. I told her... I don't want to mess this up, right? There's a consensus, people are happy.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40606,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Dwight Schrute. Yes, I would. Thank you. Jordan, gather my things from my desk.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Dwight Schrute. Yes, I would. Thank you. [hangs up] Jordan, gather my things from my desk. [Dwight walks to the manager's office, rubs the door frame, sits at the desk reverently]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40607,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Wait...","text_w_direction":"Wait...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40608,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"What have you done?","text_w_direction":"What have you done?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40609,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight [on phone]","text":"Mose... you'll never guess where I am right now.","text_w_direction":"Mose... you'll never guess where I am right now.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40610,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Mose [on phone]","text":"Aaaaahhhhh!","text_w_direction":"Aaaaahhhhh!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40611,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Can't stay there all day.","text_w_direction":"Can't stay there all day.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40612,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"I'm coming.","text_w_direction":"I'm coming.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40613,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Do I at least get to go with you in this fantasy?","text_w_direction":"Do I at least get to go with you in this fantasy?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40614,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"You'd slow me down.","text_w_direction":"You'd slow me down.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40615,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight has been acting manager for three months now. No. A week. Just feels like three months. Let's see, we all have to punch in to a time clock, which is very old, very strong, and has a slot about the size of a finger. We were all given new business cards big enough to set us apart from the competition, which is how I learned that our titles are all now Junior Employee. Our lunch breaks are staggered to prevent wasting time. Mine's at 10","text_w_direction":"Dwight has been acting manager for three months now. No. A week. Just feels like three months. Let's see, we all have to punch in to a time clock, which is very old, very strong, and has a slot about the size of a finger. [Jim puts a pencil into the time clock and pulls it out broken in half] We were all given new business cards big enough to set us apart from the competition, which is how I learned that our titles are all now Junior Employee. Our lunch breaks are staggered to prevent wasting time. Mine's at 10","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40616,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Stop stalling! Come on.","text_w_direction":"Stop stalling! Come on.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40617,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"All","text":"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation...","text_w_direction":"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40618,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"All but Oscar","text":"...under God...","text_w_direction":"...under God...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40619,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"All","text":"...indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.","text_w_direction":"...indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. [Kevin finishes behind the rest of the group]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40620,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"Amen.","text_w_direction":"Amen.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40621,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Excellent. Morning announcements! There's been a problem with some people sharing copier codes. Your copier code is a distinct 21-digit number that is unique to you, and you only, okay? Don't share it. Jo Bennett, our CEO, will be here today for a high-level meeting involving Gabe and myself.","text_w_direction":"Excellent. Morning announcements! There's been a problem with some people sharing copier codes. Your copier code is a distinct 21-digit number that is unique to you, and you only, okay? Don't share it. [Kevin looks exasperated] Jo Bennett, our CEO, will be here today for a high-level meeting involving Gabe and myself.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40622,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Ooh, about what?","text_w_direction":"Ooh, about what?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40623,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"That's on a need-to-know basis.","text_w_direction":"That's on a need-to-know basis.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40624,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"I thought I needed to know for your calendar.","text_w_direction":"I thought I needed to know for your calendar.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40625,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"General meet-and-greet. So I expect you to be on your best behavior, which means none of you will be insubordinate, nor will you foment insurrection.","text_w_direction":"[quietly] General meet-and-greet. So I expect you to be on your best behavior, which means none of you will be insubordinate, nor will you foment insurrection.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40626,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Question, if we already fomented insurrection, may we be grandfathered in?","text_w_direction":"Question, if we already fomented insurrection, may we be grandfathered in?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40627,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Define foment.","text_w_direction":"Define foment.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40628,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"You define foment.","text_w_direction":"You define foment.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40629,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Please take note of the new color-coding system.","text_w_direction":"[clears throat] Please take note of the new color-coding system.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40630,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Aha!","text_w_direction":"[surprising Kelly] Aha!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40631,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh my God, what is wrong with you?","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, what is wrong with you?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40632,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Gotcha! Why are you late?","text_w_direction":"Gotcha! Why are you late?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40633,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"It's none of your business, actually. It's very medical and personal.","text_w_direction":"It's none of your business, actually. It's very medical and personal.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40634,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"All right. You stop me when I reach the diseased area.","text_w_direction":"All right. You stop me when I reach the diseased area. [Dwight points to her legs and slowly moves his finger up, stopping at her mid-section]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40635,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"In fairness, Darryl did tell me that joke, so...","text_w_direction":"In fairness, Darryl did tell me that joke, so...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40636,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Oh! Darryl's funny.","text_w_direction":"Oh! Darryl's funny.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40637,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"I know, right?","text_w_direction":"I know, right?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40638,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"Hey, Andy?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Andy?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40639,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40640,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"Can I talk to you a second about these client memos?","text_w_direction":"Can I talk to you a second about these client memos?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40641,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Sure. What's going on?","text_w_direction":"Sure. What's going on? [in room with Gabe]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40642,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"Are you still in love with Erin?","text_w_direction":"Are you still in love with Erin?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40643,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40644,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"Because I am. I need to get her back. I can't be alone anymore. Andy, do you like being alone with me right now?","text_w_direction":"Because I am. I need to get her back. [crying] I can't be alone anymore. Andy, do you like being alone with me right now?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40645,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"No, this is horrifying.","text_w_direction":"No, this is horrifying.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40646,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"No. I don't like being alone with me either, okay? I have to get her back. Are you still gonna date her?","text_w_direction":"No. I don't like being alone with me either, okay? I have to get her back. Are you still gonna date her?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40647,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"We're just friends, okay?","text_w_direction":"We're just friends, okay?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40648,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"Do you promise that?","text_w_direction":"Do you promise that?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40649,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, fine, I promise. We'll never date again. Can we go outside now?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, fine, I promise. We'll never date again. Can we go outside now?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40650,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"No, just give me a second. I don't want anyone to know I've been crying.","text_w_direction":"No, just give me a second. I don't want anyone to know I've been crying.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40651,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, hey, hey, hey. What do you think you're doing? What's this? What's the Fist?","text_w_direction":"[seeing the Join the Fist flyers that Jim is hanging] Hey, hey, hey, hey. What do you think you're doing? What's this? What's the Fist?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40652,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, it's just a social club. You know, like the French Revolution, or the Black Panthers, or communism. It's just a club. Guys talking, you know.","text_w_direction":"Oh, it's just a social club. You know, like the French Revolution, or the Black Panthers, or communism. It's just a club. Guys talking, you know.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40653,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"You expect me to believe that you're starting a rebellion?","text_w_direction":"You expect me to believe that you're starting a rebellion?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40654,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Nope. Social club. God, I hate when everybody calls us a rebellion.","text_w_direction":"Nope. Social club. God, I hate when everybody calls us a rebellion. [Darryl enters and brandishes his fist, Jim returns the gesture]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40655,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, you know what? I would love to join The Fist.","text_w_direction":"Okay, you know what? I would love to join The Fist.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40656,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"And we would love to have you. But not today. Unfortunately, it's a bad day, what with Operation Overthrow and everything, but I have noted it.","text_w_direction":"And we would love to have you. But not today. Unfortunately, it's a bad day, what with Operation Overthrow and everything, but I have noted it. [Dwight tears the sign down, Jim hangs two signs in its place]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40657,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"One...","text_w_direction":"[inputting numbers into the copier and holding up the line] One...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40658,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"","text_w_direction":"[refills his coffee near a sign that reads \"Honor System[/b]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40659,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Pam, I have to show you this video. You're gonna love it. It's Beyonce falling with a fart mixed in.","text_w_direction":"Pam, I have to show you this video. You're gonna love it. It's Beyonce falling with a fart mixed in. [buzzer to indicate a blocked web site]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40660,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"I will never be happier than I am right now. I will also never be less happy. I will be at my current maximum happiness for the rest of my life. Because I am manager of the Scranton Branch of Dunder Mifflin. Acting Manager.","text_w_direction":"I will never be happier than I am right now. I will also never be less happy. I will be at my current maximum happiness for the rest of my life. Because I am manager of the Scranton Branch of Dunder Mifflin. Acting Manager.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40661,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"No food now? Someone has to do something about Dwight!","text_w_direction":"[looking at empty vending machine] No food now? Someone has to do something about Dwight!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40662,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Creed","text":"He put some snacks in the freezer for us.","text_w_direction":"He put some snacks in the freezer for us.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40663,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"You mean the frozen mice for the piranha?","text_w_direction":"You mean the frozen mice for the piranha?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40664,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Creed","text":"No. The blueberry Slurpee pouch.","text_w_direction":"No. The blueberry Slurpee pouch.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40665,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"He means the ice pack.","text_w_direction":"He means the ice pack.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40666,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"2","text_w_direction":"[on phone] 2","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40667,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"I'm sorry. This can't wait.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry. This can't wait.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40668,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"He's just gonna call back.","text_w_direction":"He's just gonna call back.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40669,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"Erin, I am in love with you. I don't believe in much, okay? I don't believe in horoscopes. I don't believe in Christmas. Uh, uh, I sure as hell don't believe in God.","text_w_direction":"Erin, I am in love with you. I don't believe in much, okay? I don't believe in horoscopes. I don't believe in Christmas. Uh, uh, I sure as hell don't believe in God. [Erin and Angela both look taken aback]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40670,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"[quietly] What?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40671,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"Or maybe there's a God. I don't know. I mean, it's just not a guy with a long white beard. Or it could be. I mean, it's possible that that is exactly what - what God is. But for all of the disbelief I believe in us. I believe in love. You have made me believe that for all of the hokum out... there... uh, do we not have voicemail?","text_w_direction":"Or maybe there's a God. I don't know. I mean, it's just not a guy with a long white beard. [Erin looks shocked] Or it could be. I mean, it's possible that that is exactly what - what God is. But for all of the disbelief [phone rings] I believe in us. I believe in love. You have made me believe that for all of the hokum [phone continues ringing] out... there... uh, do we not have voicemail?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40672,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Dwight doesn't trust robots to give us our messages.","text_w_direction":"Dwight doesn't trust robots to give us our messages.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40673,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"Well... it's just... it messes up my rhythm.","text_w_direction":"Well... it's just... [ringing] it messes up my rhythm.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40674,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"I'm taking a break from dating. Gabe was a great guy with so many wonderful qualities, but it was a challenge being touched by him.","text_w_direction":"I'm taking a break from dating. Gabe was a great guy with so many wonderful qualities, but it was a challenge being touched by him.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40675,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Wow, you've really embraced the whole Bond villain aesthetic.","text_w_direction":"Wow, you've really embraced the whole Bond villain aesthetic.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40676,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Ah, Jim, Jim, Jim. The gun is a Beaumont-Adams. Jo collects them. I thought we could have some nice small talk about it. And the piranha's a rescue.","text_w_direction":"Ah, Jim, Jim, Jim. The gun is a Beaumont-Adams. Jo collects them. I thought we could have some nice small talk about it. And the piranha's a rescue.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40677,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"And the desk.","text_w_direction":"And the desk.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40678,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"The desk is a replica of Uday Hussein's desk. I saw a picture in Newsweek. Listen, I'm a very busy man. Let's get right down to business.","text_w_direction":"The desk is a replica of Uday Hussein's desk. I saw a picture in Newsweek. Listen, I'm a very busy man. Let's get right down to business.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40679,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40680,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Jo is coming later today. I cannot have a subordinate trying to make me look stupid. Okay? I need you to promise me that you'll be on your best behavior.","text_w_direction":"Jo is coming later today. I cannot have a subordinate trying to make me look stupid. Okay? I need you to promise me that you'll be on your best behavior.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40681,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"I promise...d other people that I would be on my worst behavior. And I gave them my word, so...","text_w_direction":"I promise...d other people that I would be on my worst behavior. And I gave them my word, so...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40682,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Don't make me fire you.","text_w_direction":"Don't make me fire you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40683,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"You can't fire me. You're acting manager. Not office manager. So you have no firing powers.","text_w_direction":"You can't fire me. You're acting manager. Not office manager. So you have no firing powers.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40684,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Don't make me pre-fire you.","text_w_direction":"Don't make me pre-fire you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40685,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"You wouldn't dare.","text_w_direction":"You wouldn't dare.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40686,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Watch this. You're pre-fired. And when I'm promoted, you'll be full fired.","text_w_direction":"Watch this. You're pre-fired. And when I'm promoted, you'll be full fired.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40687,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"If you get promoted, and if you haven't fallen in love with me by then.","text_w_direction":"[quietly] If you get promoted, and if you haven't fallen in love with me by then.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40688,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40689,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"If I had thought that there was a real chance that Dwight would be permanent manager, I would have pre-quit. And you might be saying to yourself, \"Well that's pretty premature to think,\" but I always say, it's better to be pre-pre-preprepared.","text_w_direction":"If I had thought that there was a real chance that Dwight would be permanent manager, I would have pre-quit. And you might be saying to yourself, \"Well that's pretty premature to think,\" but I always say, it's better to be pre-pre-preprepared.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40690,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"How you doing, Jordan?","text_w_direction":"How you doing, Jordan?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40691,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jordan","text":"I'm good.","text_w_direction":"I'm good.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40692,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Everyone here thinks that you're a joke. They think that you were hired because of your good looks, which won't last long anyway. As your pale skin and severe bone structure imply, you'll age swiftly and poorly.","text_w_direction":"Everyone here thinks that you're a joke. They think that you were hired because of your good looks, which won't last long anyway. As your pale skin and severe bone structure imply, you'll age swiftly and poorly.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40693,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jordan","text":"Why are you telling me this?","text_w_direction":"Why are you telling me this?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40694,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Now I want you to find out what people are saying about me, things they don't want me to know abou- Ohh... it's a holster.","text_w_direction":"Now I want you to find out what people are saying about me, things they don't want me to know abou-[Dwight opens a box and sits down in shock] Ohh... it's a holster.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40695,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Yep. Yep, yep, yep. Lookin' good. Ohh... Oh, what a day. What a day.","text_w_direction":"[walking around the office with the holster around his waist] Yep. Yep, yep, yep. Lookin' good. [grunts] Ohh... [stretching out his arms to better indicate the gun and holster] Oh, what a day. What a day.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40696,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Dwight, are you carrying a gun?","text_w_direction":"Dwight, are you carrying a gun?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40697,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"The holster was a gift from my great-uncle Honk. Um, I don't know. I guess he's saying that he's proud of me.","text_w_direction":"The holster was a gift from my great-uncle Honk. Um, I don't know. I guess he's saying that he's proud of me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40698,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Dwight, guns make me really uncomfortable.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, guns make me really uncomfortable.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40699,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"The gun is just an accessory to the holster, okay? I can't walk around wearing an empty holster.","text_w_direction":"The gun is just an accessory to the holster, okay? I can't walk around wearing an empty holster.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40700,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Why do you need to wear the holster at all?","text_w_direction":"Why do you need to wear the holster at all?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40701,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Why do you need to keep wearing those booby shirts all the time?","text_w_direction":"Why do you need to keep wearing those booby shirts all the time?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40702,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40703,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"You could put your cell phone in it instead.","text_w_direction":"You could put your cell phone in it instead.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40704,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh... hello!","text_w_direction":"Uh... hello! [indicates his phone clipped onto his belt]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40705,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"You could put a banana in it.","text_w_direction":"You could put a banana in it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40706,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Why would I put a banana in my holster?","text_w_direction":"Why would I put a banana in my holster?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40707,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"In case you weren't hungry now, but you got hungry later.","text_w_direction":"In case you weren't hungry now, but you got hungry later.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40708,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Dwight, no gun, okay? Don't make us call Jo.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, no gun, okay? Don't make us call Jo.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40709,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay. All right. Fine. Everyone calm down. Someone get me a banana. Sorry I freaked you guys out - aah!","text_w_direction":"Okay. All right. Fine. Everyone calm down. Someone get me a banana. Sorry I freaked you guys out - aah! [Dwight goes to flip the gun and it fires near Andy's ear, making everyone jump]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40710,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Andy!","text_w_direction":"Andy!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40711,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Aah! Aah! It's so loud!","text_w_direction":"Aah! Aah! It's so loud!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40712,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"My God. There is a hardwood floor underneath this carpeting. Why would they do that?","text_w_direction":"My God. There is a hardwood floor underneath this carpeting. Why would they do that?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40713,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Eeeeeeee... There's like this crazy ringing going on. I can't - eeeeeee... I can't find perfect C.","text_w_direction":"[trying to find a pitch] Eeeeeeee... There's like this crazy ringing going on. I can't - eeeeeee... I can't find perfect C.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40714,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"Okay, everyone make a list of what's lost for the insurance. I lost a necklace, a ring, a painting-","text_w_direction":"Okay, everyone make a list of what's lost for the insurance. I lost a necklace, a ring, a painting-","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40715,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"Hey, what happened?","text_w_direction":"Hey, what happened?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40716,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"Dwight went on a shooting spree, and then he shot Andy in the head.","text_w_direction":"Dwight went on a shooting spree, and then he shot Andy in the head.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40717,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"No, no, no. All we know is that a gun fired. That's all we know! No. That's not true. Actually, we heard a loud noise. Later, a hole was seen. No one saw the bullet leave the gun.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no. All we know is that a gun fired. That's all we know! No. That's not true. Actually, we heard a loud noise. Later, a hole was seen. No one saw the bullet leave the gun.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40718,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Something's definitely wrong.","text_w_direction":"[scatting off-key] Something's definitely wrong.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40719,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"I'll look on WebMD. What are your symptoms?","text_w_direction":"I'll look on WebMD. What are your symptoms?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40720,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"Oh, everybody. Oscar found a reason to look on WebMD.","text_w_direction":"Oh, everybody. Oscar found a reason to look on WebMD.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40721,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"Firewall.","text_w_direction":"[buzzer to indicate a blocked site] Firewall.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40722,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"I can't reach Jo. She must already be on the plane.","text_w_direction":"I can't reach Jo. She must already be on the plane.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40723,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, why are you calling Jo?","text_w_direction":"Okay, why are you calling Jo?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40724,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"I think I should go the hospital.","text_w_direction":"I think I should go the hospital.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40725,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"I'll go with you.","text_w_direction":"I'll go with you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40726,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"No! We really shouldn't be without a receptionist. Now more than ever.","text_w_direction":"No! We really shouldn't be without a receptionist. Now more than ever.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40727,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"I'll take him.","text_w_direction":"I'll take him.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40728,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Thank you, Darryl.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, Darryl. [Andy limps out of his chair and leans on Darryl for support]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40729,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"What's wrong with you?","text_w_direction":"What's wrong with you?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40730,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"It's my ear.","text_w_direction":"It's my ear.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40731,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40732,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Okay, sorry.","text_w_direction":"Okay, sorry.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40733,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"Oh, I should get the accident report binder. I've never used the gun violence forms before.","text_w_direction":"[excitedly] Oh, I should get the accident report binder. I've never used the gun violence forms before.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40734,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"I'm gonna keep trying Jo.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna keep trying Jo.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40735,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, everyone! Conference room, right now!","text_w_direction":"Okay, everyone! Conference room, right now!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40736,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Yee-haw! Whoo-hoo! Howdy, partners! It's me, Gun-Safety Dwight! And I'm the rootin'-est-- I can't do this. Um, look. Obviously, a gun went off under my watch, and I'm launching a full investigation.","text_w_direction":"[enters with a cowboy hat, speaking with a Western accent] Yee-haw! Whoo-hoo! [imitates gunfire] Howdy, partners! It's me, Gun-Safety Dwight! And I'm the rootin'-est-- [removes hat] I can't do this. Um, look. Obviously, a gun went off under my watch, and I'm launching a full investigation.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40737,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"We all saw you do it.","text_w_direction":"We all saw you do it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40738,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Really? You did? What hand was I holding the gun in? What did Andy's tie look like?","text_w_direction":"Really? You did? What hand was I holding the gun in? What did Andy's tie look like?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40739,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Navy blue. Little red anchors.","text_w_direction":"Navy blue. Little red anchors.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40740,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"I have no way of knowing if that's true.","text_w_direction":"I have no way of knowing if that's true.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40741,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"I am supposed to collect eyewitness accounts. Who saw Dwight do this?","text_w_direction":"I am supposed to collect eyewitness accounts. Who saw Dwight do this? [all raise their hands]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40742,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, really?","text_w_direction":"Okay, really?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40743,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"Would you consider this a terrorist incident?","text_w_direction":"Would you consider this a terrorist incident?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40744,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"I felt terrorized.","text_w_direction":"I felt terrorized.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40745,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Come on.","text_w_direction":"Come on.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40746,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"Oh, there's a whole 'nother terrorism booklet for that.","text_w_direction":"Oh, there's a whole 'nother terrorism booklet for that.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40747,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"I just really, really think we should handle this internally.","text_w_direction":"I just really, really think we should handle this internally.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40748,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Dwight, why is it on us to protect you?","text_w_direction":"Dwight, why is it on us to protect you?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40749,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Because you guys are my best friends, and I mean that. Managing you for this last week has been the greatest honor of my life. And if you ruin this, I will burn this office to the ground. And I mean that figuratively. Not literally. Because you guys are so... so important... to me. I love you guys. But don't cross me. But you're the best.","text_w_direction":"Because you guys are my best friends, and I mean that. Managing you for this last week has been the greatest honor of my life. And if you ruin this, I will burn this office to the ground. And I mean that figuratively. Not literally. Because you guys are so... so important... to me. I love you guys. But don't cross me. But you're the best.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40750,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Hey. We're back.","text_w_direction":"Hey. [Erin gasps] We're back.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40751,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"There he is! Our hero! You look fantastic. How you doing? Here, tell us your war stories.","text_w_direction":"There he is! Our hero! [Both Dwight and Erin move to hug Andy] You look fantastic. How you doing? Here, tell us your war stories.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40752,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Well, I burst my eardrum. Doctor said it could take weeks to heal.","text_w_direction":"Well, I burst my eardrum. Doctor said it could take weeks to heal.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40753,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Did they say what caused it? Because I know you like putting Q-tips deep into your ear canal.","text_w_direction":"Did they say what caused it? Because I know you like putting Q-tips deep into your ear canal.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40754,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40755,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"How's your hearing?","text_w_direction":"How's your hearing?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40756,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Temporary deafness in one ear. It was both ears. I couldn't hear a thing Darryl was saying while we were in the waiting room.","text_w_direction":"Temporary deafness in one ear. It was both ears. I couldn't hear a thing Darryl was saying while we were in the waiting room.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40757,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"I was talking like this. I don't feel good about it, but he just kept calling himself a gunshot victim and it got to me.","text_w_direction":"I was talking like this. [mouths words while pointing to his ear] I don't feel good about it, but he just kept calling himself a gunshot victim and it got to me.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40758,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"Dwight, I would like tomorrow off so that I can go on my American Idol audition.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, I would like tomorrow off so that I can go on my American Idol audition.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40759,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"American Idol? What? No.","text_w_direction":"American Idol? What? No.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40760,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"Okay. I guess I can just not go. Do you guys wanna hear my solo?","text_w_direction":"Okay. I guess I can just not go. Do you guys wanna hear my solo?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40761,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40762,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"Why did my temporary boss go on a shooting spree?","text_w_direction":"[singing] Why did my temporary boss go on a shooting spree?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40763,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, fine. You can go on your singing audition.","text_w_direction":"Okay, fine. You can go on your singing audition.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40764,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"Okay, well, then I want an extra vacation day.","text_w_direction":"Okay, well, then I want an extra vacation day.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40765,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"Pet Day! I want Pet Day back - no dogs.","text_w_direction":"Pet Day! I want Pet Day back - no dogs.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40766,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Put back everything in the vending machine except the fruit.","text_w_direction":"Put back everything in the vending machine except the fruit.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40767,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"I put everything back in the vending machine.","text_w_direction":"I put everything back in the vending machine.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40768,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Put everything back in the vending machine except... the fruit.","text_w_direction":"Put everything back in the vending machine except... the fruit.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40769,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"You have to get rid of all your weapons. All of them. Including killer fish.","text_w_direction":"You have to get rid of all your weapons. All of them. Including killer fish.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40770,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40771,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, is it my turn? Ooh, I'm on the spot. I don't know. Um... you know what? I think I'm good.","text_w_direction":"Oh, is it my turn? Ooh, I'm on the spot. I don't know. Um... you know what? I think I'm good.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40772,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank God.","text_w_direction":"Thank God.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40773,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Nope. When Jo's here, can you work in \"Shagadelic, baby,\" at least three times in a conversation? Oh, and when I cough can you do jazz hands?","text_w_direction":"Nope. When Jo's here, can you work in \"Shagadelic, baby,\" at least three times in a conversation? Oh, and when I cough can you do jazz hands?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40774,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"What's jazz hands?","text_w_direction":"What's jazz hands?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40775,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"","text_w_direction":"[quickly shakes his hands back and forth]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40776,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Fine.","text_w_direction":"Fine.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40777,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[leaves the men's room with an empty fish tank after flushing the toilet]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40778,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"What the is that? Oh, my...","text_w_direction":"[after entering the men's room] What the [bleep] is that? [runs out of the bathroom] Oh, my...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40779,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jo","text":"Hey, all! Cornelius, Bobo, have at it. Nobody let my dogs hump each other. They don't seem to know they're brothers.","text_w_direction":"Hey, all! Cornelius, Bobo, have at it. Nobody let my dogs hump each other. They don't seem to know they're brothers.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40780,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Hello, Jo. Welcome. Well, shall we begin?","text_w_direction":"Hello, Jo. Welcome. Well, shall we begin?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40781,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jo","text":"Slow yourself down there. Just like a man. Wants to jump right into it while I still got my socks on. Jim Halpert - the only man that ever turned me down.","text_w_direction":"Slow yourself down there. Just like a man. Wants to jump right into it while I still got my socks on. Jim Halpert - the only man that ever turned me down.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40782,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Well, I don't know about that. Just wasn't for me. But let me assure you, Dwight is firing on all cylinders. Right?","text_w_direction":"Well, I don't know about that. Just wasn't for me. But let me assure you, Dwight is firing on all cylinders. Right?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40783,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jo","text":"Well, some pretty big shoes to fill. I was sorry to hear about Deangelo. He was a good man. Tragic.","text_w_direction":"Well, some pretty big shoes to fill. I was sorry to hear about Deangelo. He was a good man. Tragic. [Jim coughs]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40784,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, what can you do? Life.","text_w_direction":"[does jazz hands, Jo notices and eyes him oddly] Well, what can you do? Life.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40785,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"We have to clean this up now!","text_w_direction":"We have to clean this up now!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40786,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"She had so much -","text_w_direction":"She had so much -","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40787,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"Hey, guys.","text_w_direction":"Hey, guys.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40788,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40789,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"Hope I'm not interrupting anything.","text_w_direction":"Hope I'm not interrupting anything.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40790,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No! [Erin and Andy laugh]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40791,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"Hey, Andy, did you tell Erin about our conversation earlier when you said you would never want to date her again?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Andy, did you tell Erin about our conversation earlier when you said you would never want to date her again?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40792,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Uh...","text_w_direction":"Uh...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40793,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"I just thought that it was so interesting that you promised that.","text_w_direction":"I just thought that it was so interesting that you promised that.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40794,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Did I say that earlier? Yes, I did. Because you, Gabe, were crying...","text_w_direction":"Did I say that earlier? Yes, I did. Because you, Gabe, were crying...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40795,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"No, I was not.","text_w_direction":"No, I was not.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40796,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"And sobbing uncontrollably. Yes. Uh-huh. You were in hysterics. And my maternal instincts kicked in. Is it actually how I feel? Yes. Or no. That is... between me and my diary.","text_w_direction":"And sobbing uncontrollably. Yes. Uh-huh. You were in hysterics. And my maternal instincts kicked in. Is it actually how I feel? Yes. Or no. That is... between me and my diary.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40797,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Oscar, can you print out last year's sale statements?","text_w_direction":"Oscar, can you print out last year's sale statements?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40798,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Hey, Dwight, gimme a back massage.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Dwight, gimme a back massage.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40799,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"No, Kevin, come on.","text_w_direction":"No, Kevin, come on.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40800,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"My back is sore, Dwight. Massage it.","text_w_direction":"My back is sore, Dwight. Massage it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40801,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Kevin, not now.","text_w_direction":"Kevin, not now.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40802,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Hey, Jo!","text_w_direction":"Hey, Jo!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40803,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, okay. Shh!","text_w_direction":"Okay, okay. Shh! [Dwight begins rubbing his shoulders]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40804,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"No, under the jacket.","text_w_direction":"No, under the jacket.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40805,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"You're kidding me. Oh God, what am I touching? It's moist.","text_w_direction":"You're kidding me. [reaches under Kevin's jacket] Oh God, what am I touching? It's moist.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40806,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"I don't feel anything.","text_w_direction":"I don't feel anything.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40807,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, it's so wet.","text_w_direction":"Oh, it's so wet.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40808,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Push harder, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Push harder, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40809,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"I can't. I can't push harder!","text_w_direction":"I can't. I can't push harder!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40810,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Go a little higher. There you go. Nope, higher. Higher.","text_w_direction":"Go a little higher. There you go. Nope, higher. Higher. [Dwight has positioned his feet on the filing cabinet behind Kevin and is kneading his back horizontally]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40811,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, how's that?","text_w_direction":"Okay, how's that?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40812,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Knead it. Knead it like a pizza.","text_w_direction":"Knead it. Knead it like a pizza.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40813,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm kneading it!","text_w_direction":"I'm kneading it!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40814,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Don't eat it.","text_w_direction":"Don't eat it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40815,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jo","text":"Dwight! Walk me out. Let's talk soon. And stay on top of these people. You gotta admit it - it's nice to have a little power, eh? How's it feel?","text_w_direction":"Dwight! Walk me out. Let's talk soon. And stay on top of these people. You gotta admit it - it's nice to have a little power, eh? How's it feel?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40816,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Jo... I accidentally fired a gun in the office today.","text_w_direction":"Jo... I accidentally fired a gun in the office today.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40817,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jo","text":"What?!","text_w_direction":"What?!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40818,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"I am telling you this because I care too much about this job to be blackmailed into doing it poorly. All I've ever wanted was to be manager here. And if you feel that you cannot promote me over this one accident, I understand. But if you think that extortion is worse -","text_w_direction":"I am telling you this because I care too much about this job to be blackmailed into doing it poorly. All I've ever wanted was to be manager here. And if you feel that you cannot promote me over this one accident, I understand. But if you think that extortion is worse -","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40819,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jo","text":"Shooting is worse! Are you kidding me? It's not even in the same - you shot a gun? What is wrong with you?","text_w_direction":"Shooting is worse! Are you kidding me? It's not even in the same - you shot a gun? What is wrong with you?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40820,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"It was a Beaumont-Adams, if that helps.","text_w_direction":"It was a Beaumont-Adams, if that helps.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40821,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jo","text":"Beaumont-Adams is a girl's gun. That just makes it plain stupid.","text_w_direction":"Beaumont-Adams is a girl's gun. That just makes it plain stupid.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40822,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"I take full responsibility.","text_w_direction":"I take full responsibility.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40823,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jo","text":"Who else would be responsible?","text_w_direction":"Who else would be responsible?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40824,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Pam made me put a banana in my holster.","text_w_direction":"Pam made me put a banana in my holster.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40825,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"You shot a gun off -","text_w_direction":"You shot a gun off -","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40826,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay. Did I make a mistake? Yes. Do I regret the decision that I made? Yes.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Did I make a mistake? Yes. Do I regret the decision that I made? Yes.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40827,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jo","text":"Oh, stop asking yourself easy questions so you can look like a genius.","text_w_direction":"Oh, stop asking yourself easy questions so you can look like a genius.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40828,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Got it.","text_w_direction":"Got it.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40829,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jo","text":"I love you, Dwight. But you don't fit this job.","text_w_direction":"I love you, Dwight. But you don't fit this job.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40830,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Jo, please... I will -","text_w_direction":"[on the verge of tears] Jo, please... I will -","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40831,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jo","text":"No, child. No. It's over. Now I gotta find a replacement for my replacement.","text_w_direction":"No, child. No. It's over. Now I gotta find a replacement for my replacement.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40832,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jo","text":"You three are my search committee. You're in charge of finding me my next manager. All righty?","text_w_direction":"You three are my search committee. You're in charge of finding me my next manager. All righty?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40833,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40834,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40835,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jo","text":"Till then, we need a new acting manager. Now, who's got the most experience in this office?","text_w_direction":"Till then, we need a new acting manager. Now, who's got the most experience in this office?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40836,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"Uh, well, we probably don't want to go just on seniority.","text_w_direction":"Uh, well, we probably don't want to go just on seniority.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40837,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jo","text":"Who is it?","text_w_direction":"Who is it?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40838,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, Dwight. What's up?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Dwight. What's up?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40839,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Shut up.","text_w_direction":"Shut up.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40840,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Well, you do know that Jo was right to take the job away from you, right? There's no debating that. But, I will say... in your one week, every single one of the orders went out on time. And I think that is shagadelic, baby.","text_w_direction":"Well, you do know that Jo was right to take the job away from you, right? There's no debating that. But, I will say... in your one week, every single one of the orders went out on time. And I think that is shagadelic, baby. [Dwight sees Creed claiming the desk in the manager's office]","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40841,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"Four, one, seven, one...","text_w_direction":"[giving Kevin numbers for the copier] Four, one, seven, one...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40842,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Another one?","text_w_direction":"Another one?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40843,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl and Angela","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40844,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"Seven, two...","text_w_direction":"Seven, two...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40845,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"Could you turn the volume down on the beeping?","text_w_direction":"Could you turn the volume down on the beeping?","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40846,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"Six, nine, shut up, Oscar. Eight...","text_w_direction":"Six, nine, shut up, Oscar. Eight...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40847,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"Nine first.","text_w_direction":"Nine first.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40848,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"Nine, eight, five...","text_w_direction":"Nine, eight, five...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40849,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40850,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"Three, zero, zero. Again, zero. Four, six...","text_w_direction":"Three, zero, zero. Again, zero. Four, six...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40851,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Nice.","text_w_direction":"Nice.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40852,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"Two, one...","text_w_direction":"Two, one...","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40853,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, I hit three. I hit three.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I hit three. I hit three.","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40854,"season":7,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"God!","text_w_direction":"God!","imdb_rating":8.7,"total_votes":1840,"air_date":"2011-05-12"}
{"index":40855,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"It's a beautiful morning at Dunder-Mifflin, or as I like to call it, Great Bratton. Keep it running.","text_w_direction":"[drives up to the entrance of the building, his license plate reads \"NEW MGR\"] It's a beautiful morning at Dunder-Mifflin, or as I like to call it, Great Bratton. [gets out of car, tosses his keys toward a nonexistent valet parker] Keep it running.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40856,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"Do I love being manager?... I love my kids. I love real estate. I love ceramics. I love my job. I-I love wrestling.","text_w_direction":"Do I love being manager?... I love my kids. I love real estate. [slowly getting more excited] I love ceramics. I love my job. I-I love wrestling.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40857,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"Find out what language this is.","text_w_direction":"[to Jordan] Find out what language this is. [speaking in strange language]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40858,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"Okay, team building! On this side of the room, Stanley, Phyllis, Jim, Ted, Elroy, and this side of the room, Pam, Meredith, Phyllis, Creed...","text_w_direction":"[running a meeting in the conference room] Okay, team building! On this side of the room, Stanley, Phyllis, Jim, Ted, Elroy, [camera switches to show only Meredith and Kevin have attended the meeting, Jim walks by and sees this] and this side of the room, Pam, Meredith, Phyllis, Creed...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40859,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"He never called a meeting.","text_w_direction":"He never called a meeting.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40860,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"BO-BODDY! BO-BODDY. What does the first \"B\" stand for?","text_w_direction":"[pointing at a whiteboard with BOBODDY written on the left side, vertically] BO-BODDY! BO-BODDY. What does the first \"B\" stand for?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40861,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"What are we doing?","text_w_direction":"What are we doing?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40862,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"We're making acronyms. Okay! What does the first \"B\" stand for?","text_w_direction":"We're making acronyms. Okay! What does the first \"B\" stand for?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40863,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Um... Business!","text_w_direction":"Um... Business!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40864,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"I like it! Business! Good, Kevin! All right! The \"O\"...","text_w_direction":"I like it! Business! Good, Kevin! [writes after the first B, I, Z, N, U...] All right! The \"O\"...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40865,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"We need a new manager.","text_w_direction":"We need a new manager.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40866,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Your paper experience is very interesting. Do you think you could use that experience to inform decisions here?","text_w_direction":"[conducting interview] Your paper experience is very interesting. Do you think you could use that experience to inform decisions here?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40867,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Fred Henry","text":"Absolutely--I, yes. In fact, I actually have a three-step plan that I believe could effectively double your profits.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely--I, yes. In fact, I actually have a three-step plan that I believe could effectively double your profits.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40868,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40869,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Fred","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40870,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"...What is it?","text_w_direction":"[waiting for Fred to continue] ...What is it?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40871,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Fred","text":"Nice try.","text_w_direction":"Nice try.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40872,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"I'm sorry, what is your three-step plan?","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, what is your three-step plan?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40873,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Fred","text":"Well, I mean, I can't just hand you my plan. I mean, if you guys give me the job, then, then you'll get the plan.","text_w_direction":"Well, I mean, I can't just hand you my plan. I mean, if you guys give me the job, then, then you'll get the plan.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40874,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Gabe","text":"Well... it's an interview, and we don't know that you really have the plan.","text_w_direction":"Well... it's an interview, and we don't know that you really have the plan.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40875,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Fred","text":"Well, I'm not gonna just make up that I have a plan. I got a plan. Believe me, you guys want it. You're in paper, right?","text_w_direction":"[speaking faster] Well, I'm not gonna just make up that I have a plan. I got a plan. Believe me, you guys want it. You're in paper, right?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40876,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Gabe","text":"How would we know that, if you don't...","text_w_direction":"How would we know that, if you don't...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40877,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"You could just be saying it to get the job.","text_w_direction":"You could just be saying it to get the job.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40878,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Fred","text":"I guess I could be, if I was... who would do that?","text_w_direction":"I guess I could be, if I was... who would do that?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40879,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"How about this. Why don't you give us a part of the plan, and that way we know you have it.","text_w_direction":"How about this. Why don't you give us a part of the plan, and that way we know you have it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40880,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Fred","text":"Tell you what. I'll give you part three of part two. Not gonna give you a whole part.","text_w_direction":"Tell you what. I'll give you part three of part two. Not gonna give you a whole part.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40881,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40882,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Fred","text":"Color-code sent documents, TM.","text_w_direction":"Color-code sent documents, TM.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40883,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Did you just trademark that...","text_w_direction":"Did you just trademark that...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40884,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"W-What?","text_w_direction":"[confused] W-What?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40885,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Fred","text":"That's a verbal trademark. That's an agreement.","text_w_direction":"That's a verbal trademark. That's an agreement.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40886,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"We are the Search Committee, hand-picked by our CEO, and tasked to find this branch's new manager. Not everyone we meet will be good, but someone's bound to be, right? And, to be honest, I think a lot of the decent candidates are right here in-house, so, I'm not too worried. But I'm really excited to spend a lot of time with Toby and Gabe. Did you know that Gabe's last name was Lewis? I had no idea.","text_w_direction":"We are the Search Committee, hand-picked by our CEO, and tasked to find this branch's new manager. Not everyone we meet will be good, but someone's bound to be, right? [Andy, Kelly, and Darryl are each dressed up in suits for their interviews, Andy is also wearing an \"Andy for Manager?\" pin on his jacket] And, to be honest, I think a lot of the decent candidates are right here in-house, so, I'm not too worried. But I'm really excited to spend a lot of time with Toby and Gabe. [quietly] Did you know that Gabe's last name was Lewis? I had no idea.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40887,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Good morning.","text_w_direction":"[in elevator with Phyllis and Darryl, all three are smiling, to Darryl] Good morning.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40888,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Good morning.","text_w_direction":"Good morning.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40889,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Good morning.","text_w_direction":"[also to Darryl] Good morning.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40890,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Good morning.","text_w_direction":"Good morning.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40891,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Did you have a nice drive in?","text_w_direction":"Did you have a nice drive in?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40892,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"I did.","text_w_direction":"I did.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40893,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"I have a solid relationship with Jo, the company's owner. I have management experience. I have a good friendship with Jim, the head of the Search Committee, and it doesn't hurt that I'm... bla-aaack!","text_w_direction":"I have a solid relationship with Jo, the company's owner. I have management experience. I have a good friendship with Jim, the head of the Search Committee, and it doesn't hurt that I'm... [in Oprah-like sing-song voice] bla-aaack!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40894,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"","text_w_direction":"[puts up a poster in the break room with \"IF YOU ARE ON THE SEARCH COMMITTEE PLEASE CONSIDER ANDY\" on it in bold lettering]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40895,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"It's good. I really hope you get it!","text_w_direction":"[commenting on the poster] It's good. I really hope you get it!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40896,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"The manager job? Nah, I'm barely interested. I just can't not go for it. You know, it's not the Bernard way. We give it the old college try, and then, in defeat, we show grace.","text_w_direction":"The manager job? Nah, I'm barely interested. I just can't not go for it. You know, it's not the Bernard way. We give it the old college try, and then, in defeat, we show grace.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40897,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Still, I'd really like to see this office with you in the boss's chair.","text_w_direction":"Still, I'd really like to see this office with you in the boss's chair.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40898,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Don't even... EEEHHHH!!!!","text_w_direction":"Don't even... [getting really happy and excited] EEEHHHH!!!!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40899,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"You in the boss's chair!","text_w_direction":"You in the boss's chair!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40900,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"EEEHHH!! No. Hehe.","text_w_direction":"EEEHHH!! No. Hehe.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40901,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"In my family, you don't really go out and get things. If you want something, you write it on a list, and then the housekeeper goes out and gets it, on Wednesdays and Fridays. So, I don't know, I guess you could say this job is on my list, and... we'll see what Rosa comes back with.","text_w_direction":"In my family, you don't really go out and get things. If you want something, you write it on a list, and then the housekeeper goes out and gets it, on Wednesdays and Fridays. So, I don't know, I guess you could say this job is on my list, and... [awkwardly smiling] we'll see what Rosa comes back with.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40902,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Did you hear anything?","text_w_direction":"[checks to see that she is alone with Phyllis] Did you hear anything?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40903,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh, I'm sure they'll let us know when they get the results.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'm sure they'll let us know when they get the results. [Erin crosses fingers and smiles excitedly]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40904,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"It turns out that Erin was born in the basic time and region that I gave away a child.","text_w_direction":"It turns out that Erin was born in the basic time and region that I gave away a child.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40905,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"So, Phyllis might be my mom. I mean, the chances are tiny, but...","text_w_direction":"So, Phyllis might be my mom. I mean, the chances are tiny, but...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40906,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"But, probably not, I mean, it was a big year for babies. Porky's had come out.","text_w_direction":"But, probably not, I mean, it was a big year for babies. Porky's had come out.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40907,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah. I'm sure I was just another Porky's baby.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I'm sure I was just another Porky's baby.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40908,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Mm.","text_w_direction":"Mm.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40909,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"But why not find out.","text_w_direction":"But why not find out.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40910,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40911,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Should you really be so blatant about that?","text_w_direction":"[to Dwight, who is reading the want ads] Should you really be so blatant about that?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40912,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"They won't make me manager, and I won't settle for anything less. I've gone about as far as I can here. That's obvious. Time to take my talents elsewhere.","text_w_direction":"They won't make me manager, and I won't settle for anything less. I've gone about as far as I can here. That's obvious. Time to take my talents elsewhere.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40913,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Are you really going to apply for work at Scranton Breadworks?","text_w_direction":"Are you really going to apply for work at Scranton Breadworks?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40914,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Bread is the paper of the food industry. You write your sandwich on it.","text_w_direction":"Bread is the paper of the food industry. You write your sandwich on it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40915,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Warren Buffett","text":"Can you do any better on salary?","text_w_direction":"Can you do any better on salary?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40916,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Unfortunately, that range is set at corporate.","text_w_direction":"Unfortunately, that range is set at corporate.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40917,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Warren","text":"What about mileage when I use my car? I mean, gas ain't cheap, you know.","text_w_direction":"What about mileage when I use my car? I mean, gas ain't cheap, you know.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40918,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Heh. We think that 25 cents a mile is pretty generous.","text_w_direction":"Heh. We think that 25 cents a mile is pretty generous.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40919,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Warren","text":"How about 27? And uh, when I make long-distance calls, will they be monitored or is it on the honor system?","text_w_direction":"How about 27? And uh, when I make long-distance calls, will they be monitored or is it on the honor system?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40920,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Okay. How odd, a very unusual phone call from the Senator's office. The Senator wants me to have lunch with him at The Botanical Gardens.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Okay. [hangs up, smiling] How odd, a very unusual phone call from the Senator's office. The Senator wants me to have lunch with him at The Botanical Gardens.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40921,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"The Botanical Gardens, Scranton's hidden gem. Don't eat any berries you don't recognize.","text_w_direction":"The Botanical Gardens, Scranton's hidden gem. Don't eat any berries you don't recognize.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40922,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"How will your experience selling refinery equipment translate to our smaller scale here?","text_w_direction":"How will your experience selling refinery equipment translate to our smaller scale here?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40923,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Robert California","text":"You don't work in sales, do you.","text_w_direction":"You don't work in sales, do you.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40924,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"Uh... Human Resources.","text_w_direction":"Uh... Human Resources.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40925,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Robert","text":"You see, I sit across from a man. I see his face. I see his eyes. Now, does it matter if he wants a hundred dollars of paper or a hundred million dollars of deep-sea drilling equipment? Don't be a fool. He wants respect. He wants love. He wants to be younger. He wants to be attractive. There is no such thing as a product. Don't ever think there is. There is only... s*x. Everything... is s*x. You understand that what I'm telling you is a universal truth,... Toby.","text_w_direction":"You see, I sit across from a man. I see his face. I see his eyes. Now, does it matter if he wants a hundred dollars of paper or a hundred million dollars of deep-sea drilling equipment? Don't be a fool. He wants respect. He wants love. He wants to be younger. He wants to be attractive. There is no such thing as a product. Don't ever think there is. There is only... s*x. Everything... is s*x. You understand that what I'm telling you is a universal truth,... Toby.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40926,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40927,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Gabe","text":"Okay, I-I am, I'm almost a little concerned that you might be overqualified for the position. Do you, um, do you think that you are?","text_w_direction":"Okay, I-I am, I'm almost a little concerned that you might be overqualified for the position. [Robert and Gabe chuckle at this, then Gabe stops chuckling] Do you, um, do you think that you are?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40928,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Robert","text":"Do I look like someone who would waste my own time?","text_w_direction":"Do I look like someone who would waste my own time?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40929,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Gabe","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No. [Robert then nods his head at Jim]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40930,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Can you... You are a man of great confidence. Could you speak a little more to that, and, what the role of confidence... would be... in a dialogue with a subordinate?","text_w_direction":"Can you... [seems intimidated, clears throat] You are a man of great confidence. Could you speak a little more to that, and, what the role of confidence... would be... in a dialogue with a subordinate?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40931,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Robert","text":"Will you be heard? Will you have a voice? Will I steamroll over you? Do you feel heard right now, Jim? Do you have a voice, right now? You can answer me.","text_w_direction":"Will you be heard? Will you have a voice? Will I steamroll over you? Do you feel heard right now, Jim? Do you have a voice, right now? You can answer me.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40932,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40933,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Robert","text":"That was your choice, not mine. The fallacy is that it is up to the steamroller. It is up to the object... whether it will be flattened or not, and I can tell from the small interaction we've had already, you won't be flattened by anybody. Do you agree with me, Jim?","text_w_direction":"That was your choice, not mine. The fallacy is that it is up to the steamroller. It is up to the object... whether it will be flattened or not, and I can tell from the small interaction we've had already, you won't be flattened by anybody. Do you agree with me, Jim?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40934,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40935,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Robert","text":"Yes. You do.","text_w_direction":"[more emphatically than Jim] Yes. You do. [nods at the Search Committee, then looks over at the camera with a smirk on his face]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40936,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"He creeps me out. But, I think he might be a genius.","text_w_direction":"[Robert leaves the conference room and looks at the others in the office as he grins at the camera and leaves] He creeps me out. [Toby nods] But, I think he might be a genius.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40937,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Good luck, Darryl.","text_w_direction":"[Jim points at Darryl to be the next interviewee] Good luck, Darryl.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40938,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"[pats Andy on the back] Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40939,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Think about it! What other mammal, besides humans, drinks the milk of another mammal? I mean, you don't see a bear drinking raccoon milk.","text_w_direction":"Think about it! What other mammal, besides humans, drinks the milk of another mammal? I mean, you don't see a bear drinking raccoon milk.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40940,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"[Jim and Gabe laugh, Toby smiles and nods] Oh.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40941,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"So this is cool. I think we make a good fit.","text_w_direction":"So this is cool. I think we make a good fit. [stands up]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40942,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Gabe","text":"Oh? Uh... we haven't started the interview yet. Were you--were you joking?","text_w_direction":"Oh? Uh... we haven't started the interview yet. Were you--were you joking?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40943,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Uh... yes?! I was. Little joke!","text_w_direction":"Uh... [looks at camera] yes?! I was. [sits back down] Little joke!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40944,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"So, how would you go about settling interpersonal conflicts within the office?","text_w_direction":"So, how would you go about settling interpersonal conflicts within the office?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40945,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"I thought that was your job.","text_w_direction":"I thought that was your job.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40946,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"Well, it's one of my strengths, but it's the manager's job.","text_w_direction":"Well, it's one of my strengths, but it's the manager's job.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40947,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Well, for instance, how did you deal with it when two warehouse guys got into a fight?","text_w_direction":"Well, for instance, how did you deal with it when two warehouse guys got into a fight?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40948,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"I'll answer that, Jim. I would use it as an opportunity to teach, uh, about actions... and consequences... of actions.","text_w_direction":"I'll answer that, Jim. I would use it as an opportunity to teach, uh, about actions... and consequences... of actions. [Jim and Gabe stare at Darryl]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40949,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Who's that?","text_w_direction":"[noticing Erin in the background leading a black man dressed in a suit through the office] Who's that?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40950,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"So I think all we need is a resume, and we'll be good right?","text_w_direction":"[ignoring Darryl's question] So I think all we need is a resume, and we'll be good right?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40951,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"I... I just thought you knew me.","text_w_direction":"I... I just thought you knew me.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40952,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, it's no big deal, just something that looks like that. Cool?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it's no big deal, just something that looks like that. [shows Darryl a resume] Cool? [goes to put the resume away]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40953,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Let me... Oh. Cool.","text_w_direction":"Let me... [Jim shows him the resume again, Darryl looks at it a little longer this time] Oh. Cool. [Jim gives Darryl a thumbs-up, then looks at the camera as Darryl gets up to leave]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40954,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Merv Bronte","text":"Did, uh, you just interview?","text_w_direction":"[at the cafe on the first floor] Did, uh, you just interview?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40955,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Robert","text":"Ohh, unfortunately, yes.","text_w_direction":"Ohh, unfortunately, yes.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40956,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Merv","text":"What do you mean?","text_w_direction":"What do you mean?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40957,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Robert","text":"That business can't attract anyone. It's awful up there. Those people seem like they're in prison, waiting out life sentences in a... dying industry.","text_w_direction":"That business can't attract anyone. It's awful up there. Those people seem like they're in prison, waiting out life sentences in a... dying industry.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40958,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Merv","text":"Place must be horrible. I don't know if I want this job.","text_w_direction":"Place must be horrible. I don't know if I want this job. [gets on elevator]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40959,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Merv","text":"Well, if I get this job offer, and then I know that I'm gonna take it, and if I take it, I know that I'm never gonna quit, and then 25 years are gonna go by and... I'm gonna die here.","text_w_direction":"[in elevator] Well, if I get this job offer, and then I know that I'm gonna take it, and if I take it, I know that I'm never gonna quit, and then 25 years are gonna go by and... I'm gonna die here.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40960,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"What makes you feel qualified to judge a place after a mere interview? What are you doing..? Stop trying to figure me out.","text_w_direction":"What makes you feel qualified to judge a place after a mere interview? [Robert stares at Dwight] What are you doing..? [Dwight sits up abruptly] Stop trying to figure me out.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40961,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Robert","text":"I just did.","text_w_direction":"I just did.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40962,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"You can't.","text_w_direction":"You can't.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40963,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Robert","text":"It's done.","text_w_direction":"It's done.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40964,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"No, it's not.","text_w_direction":"No, it's not.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40965,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Robert","text":"I know you now, your nature. I'm done. Not worth continuing.","text_w_direction":"I know you now, your nature. I'm done. Not worth continuing. [at the same time, Dwight says[/b]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40966,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Stop trying to figure me out. Do you even know anything about paper? How it's made?","text_w_direction":"Stop trying to figure me out. [Robert turns to ignore Dwight] Do you even know anything about paper? How it's made?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40967,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Robert","text":"I saw an episode of how they make paper on Sesame Street.","text_w_direction":"I saw an episode of how they make paper on Sesame Street. [nods at Dwight mockingly]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40968,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Get out.","text_w_direction":"[standing up] Get out.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40969,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm gonna prevent inferior men from sullying my place of work with their weak, passionless leadership. Do you see my hat? No? That's because I just threw it in the ring.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna prevent inferior men from sullying my place of work with their weak, passionless leadership. Do you see my hat? No? That's because I just threw it in the ring.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40970,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Merv","text":"You guys pay for relocation, though, right?","text_w_direction":"You guys pay for relocation, though, right?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40971,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"Well, why would you need relocation, if you already live in Scranton?","text_w_direction":"Well, why would you need relocation, if you already live in Scranton?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40972,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Merv","text":"Well, I'd want to move further away, you know? Just... I don't want any chance to run into my co-workers outside the office.","text_w_direction":"Well, I'd want to move further away, you know? Just... I don't want any chance to run into my co-workers outside the office.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40973,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Can I ask why you're leaving your current job?","text_w_direction":"Can I ask why you're leaving your current job?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40974,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Merv","text":"I'm leaving my other job because they were all jerks, really. You know, all of 'em. You had your jerk-wads, and your jerk-offs, so, just between the wads and the offs, I just... I had to get outta there.","text_w_direction":"[pulls out a tupperware from his briefcase and takes out a tupperware] I'm leaving my other job because they were all jerks, really. [opens tupperware] You know, all of 'em. You had your jerk-wads, and your jerk-offs, so, just between the wads and the offs, I just... I had to get outta there. [begins eating sandwich]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40975,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Is this a bad time to be doing this?","text_w_direction":"Is this a bad time to be doing this?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40976,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Merv","text":"I'm having a bad time.","text_w_direction":"I'm having a bad time. [chuckles]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40977,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"I'm sorry, if we did something to upset you, I'm sure it was inadvertent.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, if we did something to upset you, I'm sure it was inadvertent.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40978,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Merv","text":"Wait.","text_w_direction":"[continues to chew, slower and slower, appears confused] Wait.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40979,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Merv","text":"Oh, why did I believe that weirdo in the lobby? These are the nicest people I ever met.","text_w_direction":"Oh, why did I believe that weirdo in the lobby? These are the nicest people I ever met.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40980,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"[limo driver lets Angela out of the limo at the office parking lot] Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40981,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"It's gorgeous, Angela.","text_w_direction":"[looking at an engagement ring on Angela's finger] It's gorgeous, Angela.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40982,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Yeah, I actually know about nice rings and it is gorgeous.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I actually know about nice rings and it is gorgeous.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40983,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Meredith","text":"Wow...","text_w_direction":"[looks at ring, whispering] Wow...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40984,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"It's a little flashy. I mean, what am I? Naomi Judd?","text_w_direction":"It's a little flashy. I mean, what am I? Naomi Judd?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40985,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Meredith","text":"Tell us the freaking story!","text_w_direction":"Tell us the freaking story!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40986,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah! Tell us a story.","text_w_direction":"Yeah! Tell us a story.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40987,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Okay. He took me to the replica of Monet's Japanese bridge, and then he put this flower behind my ear, which normally, I would hate, 'cause it's so civil rightsy. Then he got down on one knee, and he said, will you be a Senator's wife?","text_w_direction":"Okay. He took me to the replica of Monet's Japanese bridge, and then he put this flower behind my ear, which normally, I would hate, 'cause it's so civil rightsy. Then he got down on one knee, and he said, will you be a Senator's wife?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40988,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Oh-ho-ho! He talked about himself in the third person?","text_w_direction":"[laughing] Oh-ho-ho! He talked about himself in the third person?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40989,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Yes, Pam. Not everyone is as informal as you and Jim. Oh, hey Pam, dude, whatever, wanna marry me?","text_w_direction":"Yes, Pam. Not everyone is as informal as you and Jim. [imitating Jim's voice] Oh, hey Pam, dude, whatever, wanna marry me? [Erin, Kelly, and Meredith laugh]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40990,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"That's not accurate.","text_w_direction":"That's not accurate.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40991,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Then I saw flashes. Reporters were there. They always find us. And everyone was crying, even his aide.","text_w_direction":"Then I saw flashes. Reporters were there. They always find us. And everyone was crying, even his aide. [camera pans and shows Oscar in disbelief]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40992,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Angela's engaged to a gay man. As a gay man, I'm horrified. As a friend of Angela's, horrified. As a lover of elegant weddings, I'm a little excited. But overall, horrified.","text_w_direction":"Angela's engaged to a gay man. As a gay man, I'm horrified. As a friend of Angela's, horrified. As a lover of elegant weddings, [smiles] I'm a little excited. [expression becomes serious again] But overall, horrified.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40993,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Andy? You all set?","text_w_direction":"Andy? You all set?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40994,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Okay, guys, it's time. It's pep talk time. Tell me what I need to hear.","text_w_direction":"Okay, guys, it's time. It's pep talk time. Tell me what I need to hear.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40995,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Are you sure this is a good idea? I hate to see you disappointed.","text_w_direction":"Are you sure this is a good idea? I hate to see you disappointed.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40996,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Augh.","text_w_direction":"[grunts] Augh.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40997,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"I think Andy should be the boss. He's just so great. If I'm being objective, then Darryl, of course.","text_w_direction":"I think Andy should be the boss. He's just so great. If I'm being objective, then Darryl, of course.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40998,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"So, Andy, what improvements would you make as office manager?","text_w_direction":"So, Andy, what improvements would you make as office manager?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":40999,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"For starters, I really think we can streamline communication around here...","text_w_direction":"For starters, I really think we can streamline communication around here... [gets cut off by Gabe]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41000,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Gabe","text":"Whoa! That's a very heavy accusation to level against Toby.","text_w_direction":"Whoa! That's a very heavy accusation to level against Toby.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41001,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"I wasn't acc-, accusing...","text_w_direction":"I wasn't acc-, accusing...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41002,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Gabe","text":"Well, Toby's in charge of Human Resources, that would include communication. I think that Toby's done a fine job.","text_w_direction":"Well, Toby's in charge of Human Resources, that would include communication. I think that Toby's done a fine job.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41003,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Right! I really wasn't trying to insult any, anyone.","text_w_direction":"Right! I really wasn't trying to insult any, anyone.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41004,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"I didn't think you were.","text_w_direction":"I didn't think you were.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41005,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Gabe","text":"I have two relationships with Andy. I have a personal relationship, and I have a professional relationship. Personally, yeah, I think he's a rat, and I think he's responsible for the demise of my relationship with Erin. Professionally,... he broke up the happiest couple in this office!","text_w_direction":"I have two relationships with Andy. I have a personal relationship, and I have a professional relationship. Personally, yeah, I think he's a rat, and I think he's responsible for the demise of my relationship with Erin. Professionally,... he broke up the happiest couple in this office!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41006,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Gabe","text":"How many windows are there in New York City?","text_w_direction":"How many windows are there in New York City?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41007,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41008,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Gabe","text":"Critical thinking. Common, on-the-spot question asked in an interview.","text_w_direction":"Critical thinking. Common, on-the-spot question asked in an interview.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41009,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Okay. Let me think... are you counting car windows?","text_w_direction":"Okay. Let me think... are you counting car windows?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41010,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Gabe","text":"No... How far away is the Sun?","text_w_direction":"No... How far away is the Sun?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41011,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Uh, 93 million miles.","text_w_direction":"[happily] Uh, 93 million miles.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41012,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Is it?","text_w_direction":"[to Gabe] Is it?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41013,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah! And the diameter of the Sun is 870,000 miles, which makes it 109 times wider than the Earth, and... 333,000 times heavier than the Earth,...","text_w_direction":"Yeah! And the diameter of the Sun is 870,000 miles, which makes it 109 times wider than the Earth, and... [Gabe looks visibily annoyed] 333,000 times heavier than the Earth,...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41014,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Gabe","text":"Shut up about the Sun! SHUT UP about the SUN!","text_w_direction":"Shut up about the Sun! SHUT UP about the SUN! [slams fist, hurting his hand]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41015,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"I am unhappy with the confusing and, at times, confrontational nature of that meeting. I wanted it to go better. I WANTED IT TO GO BETTER!!","text_w_direction":"[alone in his car] I am unhappy with the confusing and, at times, confrontational nature of that meeting. I wanted it to go better. I WANTED IT TO GO BETTER!!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41016,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Yes, there used to be a paper clip that would pop up and say \"Looks like you are writing a letter or resume. Would you like help? I believe his name was... Clippy.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Yes, there used to be a paper clip that would pop up and say \"Looks like you are writing a letter or resume. Would you like help? I believe his name was... [looks embarrassed at camera] Clippy.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41017,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"First of all, I want to thank you for your years of patronizing our company. I've got some bad news. We're going out of business. Saving face. Yep, yep. I understand that. Basically everything is falling apart here. Pam looks around the office and realizes only she has overheard this]","text_w_direction":"[on phone] First of all, I want to thank you for your years of patronizing our company. I've got some bad news. We're going out of business. [covers phone, whispers to Pam] Saving face. [uncovers phone] Yep, yep. I understand that. Basically everything is falling apart here. Pam looks around the office and realizes only she has overheard this]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41018,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"How is this on me?","text_w_direction":"How is this on me?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41019,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Hang up. Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture. Intel has told us there were at least seven.","text_w_direction":"Hang up. [Creed hangs up] Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture. [shows Creed two similar-looking photos of some building] Intel has told us there were at least seven.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41020,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"Okay I already see one, gimme. Okay.","text_w_direction":"[takes the pictures] Okay I already see one, gimme. Okay.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41021,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"They're the same picture.","text_w_direction":"They're the same picture.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41022,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Well, I manage my department, and I've been doing that for several years now. And, god, I've learned a lot of life lessons along the way.","text_w_direction":"Well, I manage my department, and I've been doing that for several years now. And, god, I've learned a lot of life lessons along the way.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41023,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Your department's just you, right?","text_w_direction":"Your department's just you, right?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41024,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Yes, Jim, but I am not easy to manage.","text_w_direction":"Yes, Jim, but I am not easy to manage.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41025,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Gabe","text":"Great! Um, can we just...","text_w_direction":"Great! [to Jim and Toby] Um, can we just... [does a \"wrap it up\" motion with his pen]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41026,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"What was that?","text_w_direction":"What was that?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41027,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Gabe","text":"We just have a lot of serious candidates to get through today, so...","text_w_direction":"We just have a lot of serious candidates to get through today, so... [nods]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41028,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Am I not a serious candidate?","text_w_direction":"[getting upset] Am I not a serious candidate?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41029,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Gabe","text":"What do you want me to say? I mean, there's a line of qualified people out there. We have a video CV from England. Are we all just gonna pretend to-- okay. Um, what are your weaknesses?","text_w_direction":"What do you want me to say? I mean, there's a line of qualified people out there. We have a video CV from England. [to Jim and Toby] Are we all just gonna pretend to-- okay. [to Kelly] Um, what are your weaknesses?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41030,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"I don't have any, assh***.","text_w_direction":"I don't have any, assh***.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41031,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I want an interview.","text_w_direction":"[comes in, slapping some papers on the table] I want an interview.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41032,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"How's the family?","text_w_direction":"[walking with Jim in the parking lot] How's the family?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41033,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Good!","text_w_direction":"Good!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41034,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Good. They good?","text_w_direction":"Good. They good?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41035,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41036,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"What's your daughter's name again? Peepee?","text_w_direction":"What's your daughter's name again? Peepee?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41037,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Peepa.","text_w_direction":"Peepa.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41038,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Peepa, how is she?","text_w_direction":"Peepa, how is she?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41039,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41040,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Great! Oh, that's great... We never were very good at small talk, were we, Jim?","text_w_direction":"Great! Oh, that's great... We never were very good at small talk, were we, Jim?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41041,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41042,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Now, listen,...","text_w_direction":"Now, listen,...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41043,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"You're not getting an interview, Dwight. The whole point of this Search Committee process is to prevent hiring someone like you ever again.","text_w_direction":"You're not getting an interview, Dwight. The whole point of this Search Committee process is to prevent hiring someone like you ever again.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41044,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, I know why you're saying that, Jim, I really do, but think of it this way. The hand that reaches from the grave to grip your throat is the strong hand you want on the wheel.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I know why you're saying that, Jim, I really do, but think of it this way. The hand that reaches from the grave to grip your throat [motions to grip Jim's throat] is the strong hand you want on the wheel.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41045,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. That's vivid.","text_w_direction":"[pulls Dwight's arm down] Okay. That's vivid.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41046,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm going to make you an offer. Okay? You even do so little as grant me an interview, I will guarantee you your dream work life. Okay? You roll in at 10 a.m. to your own private reserved parking spot, pick up your daily free coffee from Dwight's Caffeine Corner, unlimited s*x breaks for you and Pam...","text_w_direction":"I'm going to make you an offer. Okay? You even do so little as grant me an interview, I will guarantee you your dream work life. Okay? You roll in at 10 a.m. to your own private reserved parking spot, pick up your daily free coffee from Dwight's Caffeine Corner, unlimited s*x breaks for you and Pam...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41047,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yikes.","text_w_direction":"Yikes.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41048,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Erin will eat garbage for your entertainment.","text_w_direction":"Erin will eat garbage for your entertainment.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41049,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Well, you know how I like taking bribes.","text_w_direction":"Well, you know how I like taking bribes. [both smile]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41050,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Ha ha!","text_w_direction":"Ha ha! [pats Jim on the back]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41051,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Unfortunately, Jo also took the job away from you because she doesn't trust your judgment. So how would that look for me, if I recommended you?","text_w_direction":"Unfortunately, Jo also took the job away from you because she doesn't trust your judgment. So how would that look for me, if I recommended you?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41052,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Fine. I'll do it without you, but you'll regret this.","text_w_direction":"Fine. I'll do it without you, but you'll regret this.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41053,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41054,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Let me get that for you.","text_w_direction":"Let me get that for you. [runs ahead to open the door for Jim]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41055,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41056,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay. [looks ashamed]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41057,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Pam... I think Robert is gay.","text_w_direction":"Pam... I think Robert is gay.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41058,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"The Senator? He was married before, and he has a kid.","text_w_direction":"The Senator? [Oscar nods] He was married before, and he has a kid.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41059,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"So!?","text_w_direction":"[whispers] So!?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41060,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"And don't say that thing about how lots of gay guys have kids.","text_w_direction":"And don't say that thing about how lots of gay guys have kids.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41061,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"I have a very strong suspicion.","text_w_direction":"I have a very strong suspicion.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41062,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Did you see him at a bathhouse?","text_w_direction":"Did you see him at a bathhouse?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41063,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"What bathhouse?","text_w_direction":"What bathhouse?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41064,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"The windowless building by the Baskin Robbins.","text_w_direction":"The windowless building by the Baskin Robbins.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41065,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"[confused, whispers] What?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41066,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Forget it. I'm never gonna know what goes on there.","text_w_direction":"Forget it. I'm never gonna know what goes on there.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41067,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"My friend at the Scranton Blade is totally plugged into these matters.","text_w_direction":"My friend at the Scranton Blade is totally plugged into these matters.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41068,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"You're in the gay mafia.","text_w_direction":"You're in the gay mafia.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41069,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"You're thinking of another group. Much wealthier, much older. You sound ignorant.","text_w_direction":"You're thinking of another group. Much wealthier, much older. [whispers, smiles] You sound ignorant.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41070,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"You guys, um, talking Senator?","text_w_direction":"You guys, um, talking Senator?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41071,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41072,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"No. Why would we be talking about the Senator?","text_w_direction":"No. Why would we be talking about the Senator?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41073,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"'Cause he's totally gay?","text_w_direction":"'Cause he's totally gay? [walks away]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41074,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Um, how do I know that Robert is gay? He \"liked\" my facebook photos at 3 o'clock in the morning.","text_w_direction":"Um, how do I know that Robert is gay? He \"liked\" my facebook photos at 3 o'clock in the morning.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41075,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"David Brent","text":"Name? David Brent. Occupation? Inspirer. Status? None of your business. Young, free, and single, though. Thanks for asking. Hear you're looking for a new boss. Yeah? Someone to tell a bunch of discontented, underencouraged drones what to do every day. Is that it? Oh. Our out-of-touch powers that be? Want me to fire them, if they don't see things your way? Then I ain't that dude. Bye-bye, baby, bye-bye. Get some other corporate suit to lay down the law. What? You've changed your mind? You're now looking for a leader of men? Ipso facto, women too. When do I start? Yeah.","text_w_direction":"[on video resume on a laptop] Name? David Brent. Occupation? Inspirer. Status? None of your business. Young, free, and single, though. Thanks for asking. Hear you're looking for a new boss. Yeah? Someone to tell a bunch of discontented, underencouraged drones what to do every day. Is that it? Oh. Our out-of-touch powers that be? Want me to fire them, if they don't see things your way? Then I ain't that dude. Bye-bye, baby, bye-bye. Get some other corporate suit to lay down the law. What? You've changed your mind? You're now looking for a leader of men? Ipso facto, women too. [points at self] When do I start? Yeah. [Jim looks uninterested in this candidate]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41076,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Do you know what it took to get Bob to notice me? I waited in his office every morning wearing nothing but kitty-cat ears. I did that every day for two weeks. And on the tenth day he walked in, he was naked too, except a dog nose. Guess what we did then?","text_w_direction":"Do you know what it took to get Bob to notice me? I waited in his office every morning wearing nothing but kitty-cat ears. I did that every day for two weeks. And on the tenth day he walked in, he was naked too, except a dog nose. Guess what we did then?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41077,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"I... I don't think I can do that.","text_w_direction":"[trying to cut off Phyllis] I... I don't think I can do that.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41078,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Bestiality. Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Bestiality. Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41079,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Well, that's not my personality.","text_w_direction":"Well, that's not my personality.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41080,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"If my daughter were asking me...","text_w_direction":"If my daughter were asking me... [both giggle]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41081,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Yes?","text_w_direction":"Yes?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41082,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"I would say, if you want someone, if you really want them,... go get them.","text_w_direction":"I would say, if you want someone, if you really want them,... go get them.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41083,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"I do really want him.","text_w_direction":"I do really want him.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41084,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"So, uh... here you go.","text_w_direction":"So, uh... here you go. [gives resume to Jim]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41085,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41086,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Hope it's all right.","text_w_direction":"Hope it's all right.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41087,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I'm sure it's fine.","text_w_direction":"I'm sure it's fine.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41088,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"The guy who was in here earlier, interviewed after me, how'd he do?","text_w_direction":"The guy who was in here earlier, interviewed after me, how'd he do?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41089,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Howard Cline?","text_w_direction":"Howard Cline?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41090,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Ehh, that's not who I'm talking about.","text_w_direction":"Ehh, that's not who I'm talking about.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41091,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh... Deshaun Williams.","text_w_direction":"[checks sheet] Oh... Deshaun Williams.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41092,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Yes. How did he do?","text_w_direction":"Yes. How did he do?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41093,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"He's an amazing man. He's a Rhodes Scholar. He invented an app that invents apps. Fantastic kisser...","text_w_direction":"He's an amazing man. He's a Rhodes Scholar. He invented an app that invents apps. Fantastic kisser...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41094,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Come on man. I'm being serious. Don't joke.","text_w_direction":"Come on man. I'm being serious. Don't joke.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41095,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Darryl! We all know you. Your interview is not nearly as important as the other guys.","text_w_direction":"Darryl! We all know you. Your interview is not nearly as important as the other guys. [Darryl taps a couple times on Jim's desk and walks away]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41096,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Nellie Bertram","text":"First, I'll take down the cubicle walls.","text_w_direction":"First, I'll take down the cubicle walls.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41097,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"But there aren't...","text_w_direction":"But there aren't...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41098,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"Symbol of transparency. There'd be no titles. Everyone would have the same job. Same goes for me. I'd take your job, but I'd reject the title.","text_w_direction":"Symbol of transparency. There'd be no titles. Everyone would have the same job. Same goes for me. I'd take your job, but I'd reject the title.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41099,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Gabe","text":"A little un-specific.","text_w_direction":"A little un-specific.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41100,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"Everyone would be known for their accomplishments.","text_w_direction":"Everyone would be known for their accomplishments.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41101,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"That's very interesting. Um, I feel like there might be a conflict there, and if a conflict did arise, how would that be dealt with?","text_w_direction":"That's very interesting. Um, I feel like there might be a conflict there, and if a conflict did arise, how would that be dealt with?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41102,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"Ooh? Yeah. Mm. Scratch everything from before. I tell you what I'd do. Go the other way. More cubicles. More division. Everyone is somebody's boss, and that person can fire the person below them. At least once a month, the lowest performing person... bye bye!","text_w_direction":"Ooh? Yeah. Mm. Scratch everything from before. I tell you what I'd do. Go the other way. More cubicles. More division. Everyone is somebody's boss, and that person can fire the person below them. [overlapping comments by the Search Committee] At least once a month, the lowest performing person... [does a cut-throat hand gesture] bye bye!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41103,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Gabe","text":"How would you compare, like, an accountant and HR?","text_w_direction":"How would you compare, like, an accountant and HR?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41104,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"Well, I'll tell you how. Shall I? I'll tell you how.","text_w_direction":"Well, I'll tell you how. Shall I? I'll tell you how.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41105,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Gabe","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41106,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"By splitting the difference. Just... just, somewhere in the middle.","text_w_direction":"By splitting the difference. Just... just, somewhere in the middle.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41107,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I think that's probably all we need to hear from...","text_w_direction":"I think that's probably all we need to hear from...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41108,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"Zen office. Hmm? Thought of that? That's what I'd do. Everyone takes their shoes off, before they come in. Okay. There'd be no desks. You just sit on the floor.","text_w_direction":"Zen office. Hmm? Thought of that? That's what I'd do. Everyone takes their shoes off, before they come in. Okay. There'd be no desks. You just sit on the floor.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41109,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"That's very...","text_w_direction":"That's very...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41110,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"You've got a Thai woman, out in the back. Sockee! Sockee!","text_w_direction":"You've got a Thai woman, out in the back. Sockee! Sockee!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41111,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Gabe","text":"Okay, that's not gonna be...","text_w_direction":"Okay, that's not gonna be...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41112,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"Sockee!... is her name. Okay? Shes administering massage, all right, if you need it. If you don't, whatever, just talk to her! She's a person! Either way, 50 minutes of that and you...you are cracking to go.","text_w_direction":"Sockee!... is her name. Okay? Shes administering massage, all right, if you need it. If you don't, whatever, just talk to her! She's a person! Either way, 50 minutes of that and you...you are cracking to go. [smiles]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41113,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Is there a front runner?","text_w_direction":"Is there a front runner?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41114,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"You know what? They all just sort of blend together after a while.","text_w_direction":"You know what? They all just sort of blend together after a while.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41115,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Well, there must be someone who stands out.","text_w_direction":"Well, there must be someone who stands out.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41116,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"No, not at all. In fact, I'm not even taking it seriously. I think at the end of the day, I'm just gonna pick a name out of the hat.","text_w_direction":"No, not at all. In fact, I'm not even taking it seriously. I think at the end of the day, I'm just gonna pick a name out of the hat.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41117,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Well...","text_w_direction":"Well...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41118,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"The hell you will! I worked for the last boss for 15 years. According to my doctor, I don't have another 15 years if I want to keep up the same dietary and sexual lifestyle, which I intend to.","text_w_direction":"The hell you will! I worked for the last boss for 15 years. According to my doctor, I don't have another 15 years if I want to keep up the same dietary and sexual lifestyle, which I intend to.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41119,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Oh no, Stanley... you'll live forever...","text_w_direction":"[in mock seriousness] Oh no, Stanley... you'll live forever...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41120,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"My next boss will be my last boss. He'll be at my funeral. So I would appreciate it if you would take this seriously.","text_w_direction":"My next boss will be my last boss. He'll be at my funeral. So I would appreciate it if you would take this seriously. [dunks his half-eaten donut in Jim's coffee, takes it back out, and leaves]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41121,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Uh--","text_w_direction":"Uh--","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41122,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Meredith","text":"You pick a crappy boss, you're responsible for my crappy life.","text_w_direction":"You pick a crappy boss, you're responsible for my crappy life. [leaves]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41123,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, everybody, I was just making a joke. I am taking it seriously, I promise.","text_w_direction":"Okay, everybody, I was just making a joke. I am taking it seriously, I promise.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41124,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Are you?","text_w_direction":"Are you? [leaves]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41125,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Little advice? Take a day off from the whole Jim schtick. Try caring about something. You might like how it feels... James.","text_w_direction":"Little advice? Take a day off from the whole Jim schtick. Try caring about something. You might like how it feels... James. [closes his office door, leaving Jim alone in the break room]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41126,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jo","text":"Gabe, honey! Oh, lord. Take all this.","text_w_direction":"[walks in with her dogs] Gabe, honey! Oh, lord. Take all this. [gives the dog leashes and multiple bags to Gabe]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41127,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Gabe","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41128,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jo","text":"Here. Jim! Did you hear Stern this morning?","text_w_direction":"Here. Jim! Did you hear Stern this morning?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41129,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"No, was it good?","text_w_direction":"No, was it good?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41130,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jo","text":"Ohh, Robin was good. She's always good. Keeps him on his toes. Its Howard's show though. Whose is this? Darryl Philbin. Ohh. Very nice to see a familiar face on top. Ah... a little long aren't we? Four pages? Is this the same Darryl Philbin who's had two jobs in ten years at one company?","text_w_direction":"Ohh, Robin was good. She's always good. Keeps him on his toes. Its Howard's show though. [picks up resume from Jim's desk] Whose is this? Darryl Philbin. Ohh. Very nice to see a familiar face on top. Ah... a little long aren't we? Four pages? Is this the same Darryl Philbin who's had two jobs in ten years at one company?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41131,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Yes, thanks to you, who promoted me, after we, uh, interfaced.","text_w_direction":"Yes, thanks to you, who promoted me, after we, uh, interfaced.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41132,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jo","text":"Coordinated and implemented receipt storage and delivery of over 2.5 billion units of inventory. 2.5 billion, Darryl? 2.5 billion units of what?","text_w_direction":"Coordinated and implemented receipt storage and delivery of over 2.5 billion units of inventory. 2.5 billion, Darryl? 2.5 billion units of what?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41133,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Paper material, ma'am.","text_w_direction":"Paper material, ma'am.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41134,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jo","text":"Paper material?","text_w_direction":"Paper material?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41135,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Pieces of paper.","text_w_direction":"[softly] Pieces of paper. [Jo rolls her eyes]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41136,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Jo, may I speak to you for a second?","text_w_direction":"[clears throat] Jo, may I speak to you for a second?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41137,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jo","text":"Or what? You gonna shoot me?","text_w_direction":"Or what? You gonna shoot me?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41138,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ohh, I enjoy laughing at my mistakes, because I've learned so much from them. I'd like to be interviewed for the position.","text_w_direction":"Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ohh, I enjoy laughing at my mistakes, because I've learned so much from them. I'd like to be interviewed for the position.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41139,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jo","text":"I'll interview you right now.","text_w_direction":"I'll interview you right now.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41140,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41141,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jo","text":"Question 1. Ever shot a gun in the office?","text_w_direction":"Question 1. Ever shot a gun in the office?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41142,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"It's complicated.","text_w_direction":"It's complicated.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41143,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jo","text":"Yeah, but see... it's not.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but see... it's not.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41144,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"I don't think we should tell her. Angela went a whole day without telling me I had lettuce in my teeth. Screw her.","text_w_direction":"I don't think we should tell her. Angela went a whole day without telling me I had lettuce in my teeth. Screw her.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41145,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I'm a woman. I would want to know.","text_w_direction":"I'm a woman. I would want to know.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41146,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Meredith","text":"Yeah, you gotta know.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you gotta know.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41147,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Okay, but if Angela can get a gay man to marry her, maybe I could get a lesbian to marry me? Huh? Huh? That's hot.","text_w_direction":"Okay, but if Angela can get a gay man to marry her, maybe I could get a lesbian to marry me? Huh? Huh? That's hot.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41148,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"You have met a lesbian in real life, right?","text_w_direction":"You have met a lesbian in real life, right?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41149,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"You know, this is probably is her last chance at a family.","text_w_direction":"You know, this is probably is her last chance at a family.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41150,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"She does seem happy.","text_w_direction":"She does seem happy.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41151,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"You're right. You're right. She seems happy. We don't tell her.","text_w_direction":"You're right. You're right. She seems happy. We don't tell her.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41152,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"We don't tell her.","text_w_direction":"We don't tell her.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41153,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41154,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Excuse me, Ms. Bennett, may I have a word?","text_w_direction":"Excuse me, Ms. Bennett, may I have a word?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41155,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jo","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41156,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Uh,... can it be in private? Don't worry, it's not about you. As Minority Executive, I think it's my responsibility to let you know that Gabe is gross. I don't think it's professional that he was sleeping with the receptionist, and then when Erin dumped him, so that she could be with Andy, he became a total crazy stalker psycho.","text_w_direction":"Uh,... can it be in private? [to Gabe] Don't worry, it's not about you. [Gabe smiles and leaves] As Minority Executive, I think it's my responsibility to let you know that Gabe is gross. I don't think it's professional that he was sleeping with the receptionist, and then when Erin dumped him, so that she could be with Andy, he became a total crazy stalker psycho.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41157,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jo","text":"Welcome to Scranton, Jo. Land of a thousand problems only you can fix. Oh for god's sake. He's texting me his resume one line at a time. These are costing me ten cents a piece, you jackass! I'm roaming!","text_w_direction":"Welcome to Scranton, Jo. Land of a thousand problems only you can fix. [Jo's phone starts vibrating, she picks it up and sees Dwight has texted her \"Dwight's ability as a manager has lead him to higher levels of proffesional success,\"] Oh for god's sake. He's texting me his resume one line at a time. These are costing me ten cents a piece, you jackass! I'm roaming!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41158,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"Get me our biggest client on the phone, right this instant.","text_w_direction":"[to Jordan] Get me our biggest client on the phone, right this instant. [closes his office door]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41159,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jordan","text":"Who is our biggest client?","text_w_direction":"Who is our biggest client?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41160,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Uh, just put him through to me.","text_w_direction":"Uh, just put him through to me.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41161,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jordan","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Okay.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41162,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Hello! This is... the client.","text_w_direction":"Hello! This is... the client.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41163,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"It's Creed. FYI, I'm starting my own paper company, looking to poach some chumps, you in?","text_w_direction":"It's Creed. FYI, I'm starting my own paper company, looking to poach some chumps, you in?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41164,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41165,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"Hehehe, cool. Let's keep this on the QT, okay? I uh, I don't want you to be a dead mamma jamma.","text_w_direction":"Hehehe, cool. Let's keep this on the QT, okay? I uh, I don't want you to be a dead mamma jamma.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41166,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41167,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"All right, thank you, bye-bye.","text_w_direction":"All right, thank you, bye-bye.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41168,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Thank you, bye-bye.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, bye-bye.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41169,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Jo, you have one more candidate. He's a burn victim.","text_w_direction":"[knocks and enters] Jo, you have one more candidate. He's a burn victim.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41170,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jo","text":"Huh?","text_w_direction":"Huh?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41171,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"He's all messed up. I can tell him to get lost if you want.","text_w_direction":"[motions toward her face] He's all messed up. I can tell him to get lost if you want.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41172,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jo","text":"No, send him in. Who is this?","text_w_direction":"No, send him in. [to Search Committee] Who is this?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41173,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Gabe","text":"I have no idea.","text_w_direction":"I have no idea.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41174,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, I know this guy. Hello! Mr. \"Soo-ven-yay.\" Mr. \"Jacques Soo-ven-yay.\" Nice to meet you. It says here you're French. So you worked at your last job for 15 years as Assistant to the Regional Manager.","text_w_direction":"[seeing Dwight wearing sunglasses and whose face and hands are completely covered in gauze] Oh, I know this guy. [Dwight awkwardly hands copies of his resume to the Search Committee] Hello! Mr. \"Soo-ven-yay.\" Mr. \"Jacques Soo-ven-yay.\" Nice to meet you. It says here you're French. [Dwight nods] So you worked at your last job for 15 years as Assistant to the Regional Manager.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41175,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Assistant Regional Manager.","text_w_direction":"[mumbling through the gauze] Assistant Regional Manager.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41176,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Assistant to the Regional Manager.","text_w_direction":"Assistant to the Regional Manager.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41177,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Assistant Regional Manager.","text_w_direction":"[again] Assistant Regional Manager.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41178,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"What is it?","text_w_direction":"What is it?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41179,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Assistant Regional Manager.","text_w_direction":"[in a cheesy French accent] Assistant Regional Manager.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41180,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, that's my mistake, sorry about that. The last paper company you worked for burned to the ground? And all because they wouldn't hire a manager who lived and breathed paper? That's a travesty.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that's my mistake, sorry about that. The last paper company you worked for burned to the ground? And all because they wouldn't hire a manager who lived and breathed paper? That's a travesty.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41181,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jo","text":"I want to talk to Dwight Schrute for a second. I want to ask him a question. If he isn't here in sixty seconds...","text_w_direction":"I want to talk to Dwight Schrute for a second. I want to ask him a question. [Gabe gets up to leave] If he isn't here in sixty seconds...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41182,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Uhh. Wait. Wait! No. Stop! Stop. Jo... It's me. I'm Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Uhh. Wait. Wait! No. Stop! Stop. Jo... [takes off sunglasses and reveals his face] It's me. I'm Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41183,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"No. No! Wait, but, I mean, you're Dwight, and then... he's the...","text_w_direction":"[looks extremely confused] No. No! Wait, but, I mean, you're Dwight, and then... he's the... [trails off]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41184,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"[whispers] Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41185,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Ohhhh!","text_w_direction":"[looks astonished] Ohhhh!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41186,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Gabe","text":"Very unprofessional, \"Jacques.\" Or, should I say, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Very unprofessional, \"Jacques.\" Or, should I say, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41187,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jo","text":"Let's just say I had hired this Jack Souvenir. Then what?","text_w_direction":"Let's just say I had hired this Jack Souvenir. Then what?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41188,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I would have dressed this way every day, legally changed my name, learned French sign language, shown up, and been the best damn branch manager you'd ever seen!","text_w_direction":"I would have dressed this way every day, legally changed my name, learned French sign language, shown up, and been the best damn branch manager you'd ever seen!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41189,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jo","text":"All that for this job.","text_w_direction":"All that for this job.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41190,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41191,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jo","text":"That's f***ing crazy. Get outta here. What a nutjob.","text_w_direction":"That's f***ing crazy. [Jo and Dwight both smile] Get outta here. [Dwight leaves] What a nutjob.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41192,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"This guy was good. Although, he did keep saying that he needed two weeks off right at the beginning for a trip to the finger lakes. Seriously. Every five minutes, he was like, \"just making sure the finger lakes thing is clear.\"","text_w_direction":"This guy was good. Although, he did keep saying that he needed two weeks off right at the beginning for a trip to the finger lakes. Seriously. Every five minutes, he was like, \"just making sure the finger lakes thing is clear.\"","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41193,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jo","text":"Okay, it's fun to talk about the rejects, but uh, who's got ya excited?","text_w_direction":"Okay, it's fun to talk about the rejects, but uh, who's got ya excited?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41194,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Finger Lakes guy is good. Darryl is also very good.","text_w_direction":"Finger Lakes guy is good. Darryl is also very good.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41195,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jo","text":"Who's this fella? Went to Cornell. What's wrong with him?","text_w_direction":"Who's this fella? Went to Cornell. What's wrong with him?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41196,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Gabe","text":"How much time do you have? Sales ability? None. Integrity? See sales ability.","text_w_direction":"How much time do you have? Sales ability? None. Integrity? See sales ability. [makes a \"zero\" hand gesture]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41197,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jo","text":"And that's your unbiased opinion.","text_w_direction":"And that's your unbiased opinion.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41198,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Gabe","text":"Yes, it is.","text_w_direction":"Yes, it is.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41199,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jo","text":"So it's not relevant that he took the receptionist away from you?","text_w_direction":"So it's not relevant that he took the receptionist away from you?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41200,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Gabe","text":"Oh, Jo. Jo, I'm disappointed in you. Some people let personal things into the workpl-. Is she with him? Because I thought that she was...","text_w_direction":"Oh, Jo. Jo, I'm disappointed in you. Some people let personal things into the workpl-. Is she with him? Because I thought that she was...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41201,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jo","text":"Gabe...ugh... you got all close to these people. Got involved in their lives. Let's get you back to Florida. We'll figure out something for you.","text_w_direction":"Gabe...ugh... you got all close to these people. Got involved in their lives. Let's get you back to Florida. We'll figure out something for you.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41202,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Gabe","text":"That sounds like a promotion!","text_w_direction":"That sounds like a promotion!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41203,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jo","text":"It's not. Let's get Kelly in here to take his place.","text_w_direction":"It's not. Let's get Kelly in here to take his place.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41204,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Um... why Kelly?","text_w_direction":"Um... why Kelly?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41205,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jo","text":"'Cause Gabe's tall and weak. She's short and strong. I'm doing an opposites thing.","text_w_direction":"'Cause Gabe's tall and weak. She's short and strong. I'm doing an opposites thing.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41206,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41207,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jo","text":"How'd my girl Nellie do?","text_w_direction":"How'd my girl Nellie do?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41208,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, I didn't know you knew her?","text_w_direction":"Oh, I didn't know you knew her?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41209,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jo","text":"She didn't mention it?","text_w_direction":"She didn't mention it?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41210,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41211,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jo","text":"Integrity move. I like it.","text_w_direction":"Integrity move. I like it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41212,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"You know, she also gave me a reason to think that maybe she wasn't a good fit.","text_w_direction":"You know, she also gave me a reason to think that maybe she wasn't a good fit.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41213,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jo","text":"Well, I'm not saying you must hire her. If you find someone who's clearly a fit, then fine. Just make sure they fit real good. No more manager turnover. Don't mess this up, Jim. And give Dwight an interview. I like a little bit of crazy.","text_w_direction":"Well, I'm not saying you must hire her. If you find someone who's clearly a fit, then fine. Just make sure they fit real good. No more manager turnover. Don't mess this up, Jim. And give Dwight an interview. I like a little bit of crazy.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41214,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Ahh!","text_w_direction":"[hiding under desk, raises a sock puppet up, talking in high-pitched voice] Ahh!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41215,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Erin, what are you doing?","text_w_direction":"Erin, what are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41216,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"I've been turned into a puppet!","text_w_direction":"I've been turned into a puppet!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41217,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay. [walks away]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41218,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Look at the puppet! Hi, puppet! Who are you?","text_w_direction":"[giggling, walks to Erin's desk] Look at the puppet! Hi, puppet! Who are you?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41219,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"I went to drop off the FedEx forms and an evil witch named Angela turned me into a puppet!","text_w_direction":"I went to drop off the FedEx forms and an evil witch named Angela turned me into a puppet!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41220,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah. Low blow, puppet.","text_w_direction":"[giggles] Yeah. Low blow, puppet.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41221,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"And there's only one thing that can change me back into a real girl.","text_w_direction":"And there's only one thing that can change me back into a real girl.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41222,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"It's good. It's just that I wish the puppets would talk more about the alphabet. Not for me... but, if any kids are watching... A, B, and so forth. You know,... M-N-L-O, P... F...","text_w_direction":"It's good. It's just that I wish the puppets would talk more about the alphabet. Not for me... but, if any kids are watching... A, B, and so forth. You know,... M-N-L-O, P... F...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41223,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"I need the most special thing in the office.","text_w_direction":"[as sock puppet] I need the most special thing in the office.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41224,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Silence?","text_w_direction":"Silence?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41225,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"A date with the best salesman... Andy Bernard!","text_w_direction":"A date with the best salesman... Andy Bernard! [Andy walks over to Erin's desk]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41226,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, Erin.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Erin.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41227,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"[gets up] Oh.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41228,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Where'd you learn how to puppet like that?","text_w_direction":"Where'd you learn how to puppet like that?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41229,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"I've done it all my life.","text_w_direction":"[shrugs] I've done it all my life.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41230,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Listen, I'm really flattered, but I don't think we should.","text_w_direction":"Listen, I'm really flattered, but I don't think we should.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41231,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Erin's my best friend in this office, hands down, but... when she asked me out, I just didn't have that feeling, you know? Aren't there some things that you really want to like, but you just can't... seem to like it, like, Mad Men... or football... Let's not forget, Erin chose Gabe over me. That happened. I'm not going to apologize for getting over her, okay? I'm sorry. I would go for someone who's more... she's great, though.","text_w_direction":"Erin's my best friend in this office, hands down, but... when she asked me out, I just didn't have that feeling, you know? [clip jumps ahead] Aren't there some things that you really want to like, but you just can't... seem to like it, like, Mad Men... or football... [clips jumps ahead] Let's not forget, Erin chose Gabe over me. That happened. I'm not going to apologize for getting over her, okay? I'm sorry. [clip jumps ahead] I would go for someone who's more... she's great, though.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41232,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Stanley, I won't be able to invite everyone to the wedding, because we want to keep it to 350.","text_w_direction":"[loudly] Stanley, I won't be able to invite everyone to the wedding, because we want to keep it to 350.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41233,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"I'll get over it.","text_w_direction":"I'll get over it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41234,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"I mean, we just have to see how many Senators and members of Congress want to attend, before we can open it up to regular people. Pam, you know how you and Jim did your ironic wedding? Do you still have the plans for the dream wedding that you couldn't afford?","text_w_direction":"I mean, we just have to see how many Senators and members of Congress want to attend, before we can open it up to regular people. Pam, you know how you and Jim did your ironic wedding? [Pam looks confused] Do you still have the plans for the dream wedding that you couldn't afford?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41235,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"That was our dream wedding.","text_w_direction":"That was our dream wedding.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41236,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Niagara Falls? Pregnant? That was your dream? Pork medallions?","text_w_direction":"Niagara Falls? Pregnant? That was your dream? Pork medallions?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41237,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I hope... you have a very beautiful wedding, Angela.","text_w_direction":"[looks over at Oscar, who is quietly watching this happen] I hope... you have a very beautiful wedding, Angela.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41238,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Hmm.","text_w_direction":"Hmm.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41239,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"All right. Name.","text_w_direction":"All right. Name.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41240,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Dwight Schrute.","text_w_direction":"Dwight Schrute.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41241,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Thank you, Mr. Schnoot. We will let you know.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, Mr. Schnoot. [closes his binder] We will let you know.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41242,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"You have to interview me...","text_w_direction":"You have to interview me...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41243,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I just did. The answer to that one question told me everything I need to know.","text_w_direction":"I just did. The answer to that one question told me everything I need to know.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41244,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I demand more questions!","text_w_direction":"I demand more questions!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41245,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"All right, guys, good day, a lot of candidates. Let's discuss.","text_w_direction":"[ignoring Dwight] All right, guys, good day, a lot of candidates. Let's discuss.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41246,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay! If you're not going to interview me, then I'll do it.","text_w_direction":"Okay! If you're not going to interview me, then I'll do it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41247,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41248,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"What will be your first priority? I will have seven first priorities. Safety, profits, fostering a community of self-reliance and entrepreneurship, listening, respect for human life, bolstering our public image, and... getting everyone home on time. Dwight, let me be frank. In an accident that no one can blame you for, an antique gun was discharged while you were acting manager. How are we ever to trust you again? That's a great question. I am going to institute a strict no-firearms policy for this office that extends to myself as well. Wow. All of my concerns are disappearing.","text_w_direction":"What will be your first priority? I will have seven first priorities. Safety, profits, fostering a community of self-reliance and entrepreneurship, listening, respect for human life, bolstering our public image, and... [chuckles] getting everyone home on time. Dwight, let me be frank. In an accident that no one can blame you for, an antique gun was discharged while you were acting manager. How are we ever to trust you again? [whispering] That's a great question. [Jim nods] I am going to institute a strict no-firearms policy for this office that extends to myself as well. Wow. All of my concerns are disappearing.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41249,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Thank you, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41250,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you. You'll be hearing from us shortly, Mr. Schrute, and I think you're gonna like the call you're going to receive. Oh, come on. I'm just happy that I got this meeting.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. [clears throat and gets up] You'll be hearing from us shortly, Mr. Schrute, and I think you're gonna like the call you're going to receive. [smiles] Oh, come on. I'm just happy that I got this meeting. [leaves]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41251,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Well, that was quick.","text_w_direction":"Well, that was quick.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41252,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Very, very interesting. And you know what? I'm impressed.","text_w_direction":"[sighs] Very, very interesting. And you know what? I'm impressed.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41253,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"He's not a real candidate.","text_w_direction":"He's not a real candidate.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41254,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"I don't know, Jim, 'cause, makes me think about something my grandfather used to say, which is that, sometimes, the hand that jumps out of the grave and grabs you around the throat; that is the hand that you want on the wheel.","text_w_direction":"I don't know, Jim, 'cause, makes me think about something my grandfather used to say, which is that, sometimes, the hand that jumps out of the grave and grabs you around the throat; that is the hand that you want on the wheel.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41255,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"You took the deal.","text_w_direction":"You took the deal.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41256,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Yeah, it was a great deal.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it was a great deal.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41257,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"That's not okay.","text_w_direction":"That's not okay.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41258,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"I don't know. Dwight seems like a great leader to me, and I look forward to the personal perks that he promised me privately. What do you think, Toby?","text_w_direction":"I don't know. Dwight seems like a great leader to me, and I look forward to the personal perks that he promised me privately. What do you think, Toby?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41259,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"Well, we could try him out for a little while... and if it doesn't work out, you know, maybe one of us could, you know, step in...","text_w_direction":"Well, we could try him out for a little while... [Jim drops his pen, looks exasperated] and if it doesn't work out, you know, maybe one of us could, you know, step in...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41260,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"What is happening right now?","text_w_direction":"What is happening right now?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41261,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Is it true that you're making Dwight the manager?","text_w_direction":"Is it true that you're making Dwight the manager?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41262,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"No, why would you think that?","text_w_direction":"No, why would you think that?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41263,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"He and Kelly said, then they pre-fired me.","text_w_direction":"He and Kelly said, then they pre-fired me.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41264,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. Okay, guys, just so you all know, no decision has been made, and Dwight is definitely not the boss.","text_w_direction":"Okay. [walks out of conference room] Okay, guys, just so you all know, no decision has been made, and Dwight is definitely not the boss.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41265,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"That is correct. Actually, Dwight is not the manager yet.","text_w_direction":"That is correct. Actually, Dwight is not the manager yet.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41266,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"No, no, no. Not ever, 'cause that's not gonna happen.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no. Not ever, 'cause that's not gonna happen.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41267,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, it's not entirely up to you, is it? Seems to me like someone's getting a little power-mad.","text_w_direction":"Well, it's not entirely up to you, is it? Seems to me like someone's getting a little power-mad.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41268,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Am I the only one who remembers what he did when he was in charge? I feel like I'm going a little bit crazy.","text_w_direction":"Am I the only one who remembers what he did when he was in charge? I feel like I'm going a little bit crazy.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41269,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Tuna... You're completely sane.","text_w_direction":"Tuna... You're completely sane.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41270,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41271,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Who do you like for the job? Is there anyone who maybe was a little underwhelming at first, but now seems like a safe, if not slightly unexciting, choice?","text_w_direction":"Who do you like for the job? Is there anyone who maybe was a little underwhelming at first, but now seems like a safe, if not slightly unexciting, choice?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41272,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, seems like everybody has an opinion. So, who else? Anybody?","text_w_direction":"Okay, seems like everybody has an opinion. So, who else? Anybody?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41273,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Do you mean it? Anybody? Are you sure?","text_w_direction":"Do you mean it? Anybody? Are you sure?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41274,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I suppose I am.","text_w_direction":"[while sighing] I suppose I am.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41275,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Okay... well what do 'I' want in a manager?... let me see. what do 'I' want?...","text_w_direction":"Okay... well what do 'I' want in a manager?... let me see. [walks slowly across the office] what do 'I' want?...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41276,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"I don't think he meant, that--","text_w_direction":"I don't think he meant, that--","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41277,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"So now anyone gets to talk at any times?","text_w_direction":"So now anyone gets to talk at any times?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41278,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Go ahead.","text_w_direction":"Go ahead.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41279,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"What do 'I' want?... I'm looking for someone... who... Everyone is listening to me.","text_w_direction":"What do 'I' want?... I'm looking for someone... who... [smiles] Everyone is listening to me. [Dwight looks at the camera, annoyed]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41280,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Can I say...?","text_w_direction":"Can I say...?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41281,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41282,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"I think it should be Darryl.","text_w_direction":"I think it should be Darryl.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41283,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41284,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"What a surprise! Minorities sticking together.","text_w_direction":"What a surprise! Minorities sticking together.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41285,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Kelly's on your side.","text_w_direction":"Kelly's on your side.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41286,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"I'm sorry, is that all you think of me? A minority? I am so much more than that. I am a dancer, I'm a singer, I'm a fashion designer.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, is that all you think of me? A minority? I am so much more than that. I am a dancer, I'm a singer, I'm a fashion designer.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41287,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Whoever it is, I think they should be lame. Kind a a non-threatening, moderate personality.","text_w_direction":"Whoever it is, I think they should be lame. [Stanley shakes his head and rolls his eyes] Kind a a non-threatening, moderate personality.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41288,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"I want an outsider.","text_w_direction":"I want an outsider.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41289,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Perfect. There are several outside candidates that we think would be really-","text_w_direction":"Perfect. There are several outside candidates that we think would be really-","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41290,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"No, I mean an outsider. Like someone on the margins of society, who doesn't see things the way we do, like a homeless person.","text_w_direction":"No, I mean an outsider. Like someone on the margins of society, who doesn't see things the way we do, like a homeless person.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41291,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"A homeless person. Really? A homeless person.","text_w_direction":"A homeless person. Really? A homeless person.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41292,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"No, you're right, Pam, let's just leave him to the welfare system and let that handle it.","text_w_direction":"No, you're right, Pam, let's just leave him to the welfare system and let that handle it.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41293,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"No, I want you to say that you think the 'best' person to be our new manager is a homeless person.","text_w_direction":"No, I want you to say that you think the 'best' person to be our new manager is a homeless person.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41294,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Let me guess who you want, Pam. Rachael Ray? The ladies of The View?","text_w_direction":"Let me guess who you want, Pam. Rachael Ray? The ladies of The View?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41295,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"I got away with... everything, under the last boss, and it wasn't good for me, at all. So, I want guidance. I want leadership. But don't just, like, boss me around, you know? Like, lead me. Lead me... when I'm in the mood... to be led.","text_w_direction":"I got away with... everything, under the last boss, and it wasn't good for me, at all. So, I want guidance. I want leadership. But don't just, like, boss me around, you know? Like, lead me. Lead me... when I'm in the mood... to be led.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41296,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Meredith","text":"I just want, for once, a smart, professional, decisive, well-hung man in his forties.","text_w_direction":"I just want, for once, a smart, professional, decisive, well-hung man in his forties.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41297,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Hey! Hey! Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey! Hey! Hey!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41298,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Meredith","text":"Okay, fine. Uhh, the guy with a tiny pen1s. Are you happy? Let's hire that guy!","text_w_direction":"Okay, fine. Uhh, the guy with a tiny pen1s. Are you happy? [sarcastically] Let's hire that guy! [Jim looks speechless]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41299,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"She may have a point there... would a small pen1s work? Small-to-moderate.","text_w_direction":"She may have a point there... would a small pen1s work? Small-to-moderate.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41300,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Gabe","text":"Gotta catch a plane.","text_w_direction":"[walks in] Gotta catch a plane.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41301,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Ohh, hey Gabe, I'm sorry, we... we didn't get you a cake or anything. We're gonna miss you.","text_w_direction":"Ohh, hey Gabe, I'm sorry, we... we didn't get you a cake or anything. We're gonna miss you.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41302,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Gabe","text":"Oh, well I'm still the corporate liaison to the branch.","text_w_direction":"Oh, well I'm still the corporate liaison to the branch.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41303,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"You are not leaving without giving me a hug. Ughh.","text_w_direction":"You are not leaving without giving me a hug. [hugs Gabe] Ughh.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41304,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Gabe","text":"Okay, you know what, you don't need to make that sound.","text_w_direction":"Okay, you know what, you don't need to make that sound.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41305,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"I'm sorry! You were just a lot bonier than I thought you were gonna be!","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry! You were just a lot bonier than I thought you were gonna be!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41306,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Gabe","text":"There are plenty of people who love touching me. I'm a terrific hugger. I've been with a bunch of girls where that's basically all they want to do. I will see you all soon.","text_w_direction":"There are plenty of people who love touching me. [camera zooms to Ryan, who looks at the camera, extremely skeptical] I'm a terrific hugger. I've been with a bunch of girls where that's basically all they want to do. I will see you all soon.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41307,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Later, man.","text_w_direction":"Later, man.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41308,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"All","text":"Good luck! Goodbye! Good luck at your new job.","text_w_direction":"[various] Good luck! Goodbye! Good luck at your new job.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41309,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Take care, man.","text_w_direction":"Take care, man.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41310,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"We're gonna miss you, Gabe.","text_w_direction":"We're gonna miss you, Gabe. [Gabe leaves]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41311,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Uh, listen up. Listen up, ladies. I want the job. There, I said it. I'm educated. I'm capable. I like all of you... and I won't make any changes.","text_w_direction":"[stands up] Uh, listen up. Listen up, ladies. I want the job. There, I said it. I'm educated. I'm capable. I like all of you... and I won't make any changes.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41312,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"I see it. I see it like I see a mountain that I'm standing in front of and facing, and I'm like...","text_w_direction":"I see it. [nods and smiles] I see it like I see a mountain that I'm standing in front of [voice cracks] and facing, and I'm like...","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41313,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah. Yeah, Andy would be wonderful as boss. Erin made a good point.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. [Oscar looks confused] Yeah, Andy would be wonderful as boss. Erin made a good point. [brushes Erin's hair with her hand]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41314,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"No, we're not related. I got the call. But... I'll tell her some other day.","text_w_direction":"No, we're not related. I got the call. But... I'll tell her some other day. [smiles]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41315,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"What about Darryl? We can all agree that he's a stand-up guy, right?","text_w_direction":"What about Darryl? We can all agree that he's a stand-up guy, right?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41316,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Well, let me be clear. I only speak for myself, and not myself and the Senator. I think we have some wonderful candidates, and there's a great, lively debate here, but let's think about-","text_w_direction":"Well, let me be clear. I only speak for myself, and not myself and the Senator. I think we have some wonderful candidates, and there's a great, lively debate here, but let's think about-","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41317,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"No, no,... no. Sorry. We cut Kevin off for the same thing. You have to have something to say, if you talk.","text_w_direction":"No, no,... no. Sorry. We cut Kevin off for the same thing. You have to have something to say, if you talk. [Angela rolls her eyes and stops talking]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41318,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Exactly.","text_w_direction":"Exactly.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41319,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Jada, no, no, no, Jada, what are you doing? Oh. So sorry, guys. I hope my family didn't disrupt your meeting.","text_w_direction":"[enters the office with his daughter, who runs in and hugs Jim] Jada, no, no, no, Jada, what are you doing? [Jim looks knowingly at the camera] Oh. So sorry, guys. I hope my family didn't disrupt your meeting.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41320,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jada","text":"Daddy, are these the people who are making you manager?","text_w_direction":"Daddy, are these the people who are making you manager?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41321,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Maybe, sweetheart. Single dad. Challenges.","text_w_direction":"[sighs] Maybe, sweetheart. Single dad. Challenges.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41322,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jada","text":"I don't know if he'd be a good manager, but he's a really great dad!","text_w_direction":"I don't know if he'd be a good manager [Jim shakes his head and looks wide-eyed at Darryl], but he's a really great dad!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41323,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Okay, shush it. This was a mistake. Let's go.","text_w_direction":"Okay, shush it. This was a mistake. Let's go. [Darryl and Jada leave, Ryan slowly shakes his head]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41324,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"It seems like we all know enough to vote. Should we just vote now?","text_w_direction":"It seems like we all know enough to vote. Should we just vote now?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41325,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"What? No, no, it's not a vote.","text_w_direction":"What? No, no, it's not a vote.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41326,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Then what was this all about?","text_w_direction":"Then what was this all about?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41327,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I don't know. This conversation really got away from me.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. This conversation really got away from me.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41328,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"I don't care. They can just vote.","text_w_direction":"I don't care. They can just vote.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41329,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"No, they can't. That's not how this is gonna work. We're going in this room, we're going to have a meeting. We're gonna make a recommendation to Jo, and she's gonna give you her recommendation on Monday. Okay? What the hell happened out there?","text_w_direction":"No, they can't. That's not how this is gonna work. [exhales] We're going in this room, we're going to have a meeting. We're gonna make a recommendation to Jo, and she's gonna give you her recommendation on Monday. Okay? [to Kelly and Toby, as they re-enter the conference room] What the hell happened out there? [Kevin tries to follow, but the door is closed on him]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41330,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Sometimes you hear about people failing upwards. I think I'm about to do that.","text_w_direction":"Sometimes you hear about people failing upwards. I think I'm about to do that.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41331,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"This job? Oh, yeah, I'll get it. Jo's an old friend. I think... I'm her best friend. She's not my best friend.","text_w_direction":"This job? Oh, yeah, I'll get it. Jo's an old friend. I think... I'm her best friend. She's not my best friend.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41332,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Every day I have a blueberry muffin. Today, I did not have a blueberry muffin. Should have had the blueberry muffin... especially considering how incredibly superstitious I am.","text_w_direction":"Every day I have a blueberry muffin. Today, I did not have a blueberry muffin. Should have had the blueberry muffin... especially considering how incredibly superstitious I am.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41333,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Fred","text":"No, I've never been more sure of anything in my life. I will be the new boss of... Vance Refrigeration.","text_w_direction":"No, I've never been more sure of anything in my life. I will be the new boss of... [looks back to glance at lobby directory] Vance Refrigeration.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41334,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Merv","text":"Honestly, I think I... I sabotaged myself. It's like I'm afraid of being happy. Case in point... I was supposed to start another job today.","text_w_direction":"Honestly, I think I... I sabotaged myself. It's like I'm afraid of being happy. Case in point... I was supposed to start another job today.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41335,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Robert","text":"I will get offered the job. That's a... call I've received many times. The slight hopefulness in their voice, the pregnant pause... while they wait to hear my response, and then... my response.","text_w_direction":"[chuckles] I will get offered the job. That's a... call I've received many times. The slight hopefulness in their voice, the pregnant pause... while they wait to hear my response, and then... my response.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41336,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Finger Lakes Guy","text":"I want the job. I really do. It's just, the rest of my family's in the Finger Lakes right now. I'm supposed to be in the Finger Lakes right now. I told them I was on a hike; snuck away to do this interview. I gotta get back pretty soon; they'll worry. People disappear in the Finger Lakes.","text_w_direction":"[geeky voice] I want the job. I really do. It's just, the rest of my family's in the Finger Lakes right now. I'm supposed to be in the Finger Lakes right now. I told them I was on a hike; snuck away to do this interview. I gotta get back pretty soon; they'll worry. People disappear in the Finger Lakes.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41337,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I will run this branch, or I will destroy this branch, or... I don't know. Something always works out.","text_w_direction":"I will run this branch, or I will destroy this branch, or... [shrugs] I don't know. Something always works out. [leaves]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41338,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"You remind me so much of my fourth-biggest client.","text_w_direction":"You remind me so much of my fourth-biggest client.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41339,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Is that right?","text_w_direction":"[in high-pitched, damsel-like voice] Is that right?","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41340,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"I think you two should meet.","text_w_direction":"I think you two should meet.","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41341,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Well, okay!","text_w_direction":"Well, okay!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41342,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"Hey Jordana! Patch my ninth- and fourth-biggest clients together.","text_w_direction":"Hey Jordana! Patch my ninth- and fourth-biggest clients together. [Pam puts down phone and picks it back up]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41343,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam as \"fourth-biggest client\"","text":"Hello!","text_w_direction":"[in a comedic male voice] Hello!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41344,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam as \"ninth-biggest client\"","text":"Hello!","text_w_direction":"[in high-pitched, damsel-like voice] Hello!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41345,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam as \"fourth-biggest client\"","text":"Hi, how are ya?","text_w_direction":"Hi, how are ya? [Erin looks amused, Stanley and Phyllis look at Pam, confused]","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41346,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam as \"ninth-biggest client\"","text":"Ohho! I'm good! Don't you just love paper, and things about paper!","text_w_direction":"Ohho! I'm good! Don't you just love paper, and things about paper!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41347,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam as \"fourth-biggest client\"","text":"Hey, are you single? This seems like a love connection to me!","text_w_direction":"Hey, are you single? This seems like a love connection to me!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41348,"season":7,"episode":25,"episode_name":"Search Committee (Parts 1&2)","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"It's Kismet!","text_w_direction":"It's Kismet!","imdb_rating":8.8,"total_votes":2040,"air_date":"2011-05-19"}
{"index":41349,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"Oh, for God's sake.","text_w_direction":"Oh, for God's sake. [notices Erin planking on parking lot curb]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41350,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"Planking is a very stupid and dangerous trend. Basically, you lie like a plank in weird places. That's it. Sometimes you get run over. Welcome to the Internet.","text_w_direction":"Planking is a very stupid and dangerous trend. Basically, you lie like a plank in weird places. That's it. Sometimes you get run over. Welcome to the Internet.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41351,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Erin","text":"Planking is one of those things where, eh, you either get it or you don't.  And I don't.  But I am so excited to be a part of it.","text_w_direction":"Planking is one of those things where, eh, you either get it or you don't.  And I don't.  But I am so excited to be a part of it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41352,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"After you my good sir.","text_w_direction":"[exiting elevator] After you my good sir.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41353,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"No, I insist.","text_w_direction":"No, I insist.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41354,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"I insist.","text_w_direction":"I insist.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41355,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"The Search Committee finally decided, after a lot of deliberation, on Robert California... for the manager position. Who took one look around and left.  He drove down to Florida and convinced Joe to make him CEO... CEO... her own job. He talked her out of her own job. And I don't really know how someone does that. But, anyway, then the position was his to fill.   And he chose...","text_w_direction":"The Search Committee finally decided, after a lot of deliberation, on Robert California... for the manager position. Who took one look around and left.  He drove down to Florida and convinced Joe to make him CEO... CEO... her own job. He talked her out of her own job. And I don't really know how someone does that. But, anyway, then the position was his to fill.   And he chose...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41356,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"I... it's unbelievable. True, I may have been the second choice, but I was the first-choice's first choice. And, about Dwight, I sensed that he might have some resentment about not getting the job so I sat him down and we had a talk. And I told him, \"I need a really strong number two. I want you to be my enforcer.\" Smart, right?","text_w_direction":"[drumroll with hands] I... it's unbelievable. True, I may have been the second choice, but I was the first-choice's first choice. And, about Dwight, I sensed that he might have some resentment about not getting the job so I sat him down and we had a talk. And I told him, \"I need a really strong number two. I want you to be my enforcer.\" Smart, right?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41357,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"(planking on top of cabinet] Very smart.","text_w_direction":"(planking on top of cabinet] Very smart.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41358,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Uh, this has got to stop.","text_w_direction":"Uh, this has got to stop.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41359,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"I can't get down.","text_w_direction":"I can't get down.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41360,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"K... Kevin!","text_w_direction":"K... Kevin! [Kevin planking on Dwight's desk]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41361,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, at first, I was really disappointed, but I've got a great daily routine going right now. I have upped my karate to eight times a week. I've added boxing - lunches and on weekends. I do kickboxing three times a week. Krav Maga four times a week. An hour of meditation every morning at sunrise and again at sunset. So yeah, I'm doin' great.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, at first, I was really disappointed, but I've got a great daily routine going right now. I have upped my karate to eight times a week. I've added boxing - lunches and on weekends. I do kickboxing three times a week. Krav Maga four times a week. An hour of meditation every morning at sunrise and again at sunset. So yeah, I'm doin' great.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41362,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"K, I'm gonna need some help. Pam?","text_w_direction":"K, I'm gonna need some help. Pam?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41363,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I don't think I should.","text_w_direction":"I don't think I should.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41364,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, yeah. Pregnant.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah. Pregnant.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41365,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Right here. Little Michael Scott-","text_w_direction":"Right here. Little Michael Scott- [points to her belly]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41366,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"No, I told you I don't like that joke. It is a boy. We found out early.","text_w_direction":"No, I told you I don't like that joke. It is a boy. We found out early.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41367,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Much different the second time around. And I have to say; it is nice not being the only pregnant woman in the office.","text_w_direction":"Much different the second time around. And I have to say; it is nice not being the only pregnant woman in the office.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41368,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Look, it's a ‘Little Pregs' and ‘Big Pregs'","text_w_direction":"Look, it's a ‘Little Pregs' [points to her belly] and ‘Big Pregs' [points to Pam's]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41369,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Wait, when did we start calling it that-","text_w_direction":"Wait, when did we start calling it that-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41370,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Isn't it amazing, the difference in our sizes?","text_w_direction":"Isn't it amazing, the difference in our sizes?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41371,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Well, I am a few months ahead of you.","text_w_direction":"Well, I am a few months ahead of you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41372,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"I am having a child with my husband, the Senator. And Pam is having a child with Jim... the great salesman.","text_w_direction":"I am having a child with my husband, the Senator. And Pam is having a child with Jim... the great salesman.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41373,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Hoist him aloft. C'mon Darryl. Lift, lift Darryl.","text_w_direction":"Hoist him aloft. C'mon Darryl. Lift, lift Darryl. [trying to lift Kevin off desk]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41374,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"I'm lifting.","text_w_direction":"I'm lifting.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41375,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah, I wanted the manager job, but I got somethin' much better. This soda. This is mine.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I wanted the manager job, but I got somethin' much better. This soda. This is mine.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41376,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"It might be easier if you take a deep breath, lift from the knees, and shove it up your butt.","text_w_direction":"It might be easier if you take a deep breath, lift from the knees, and shove it up your butt.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41377,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"I came up with a new thing this summer. I act like I'm telling someone how to do somethin'. I go on with a long description and then I say, \"and shove it up your butt.\" It's stupid, but it's my thing now.","text_w_direction":"I came up with a new thing this summer. I act like I'm telling someone how to do somethin'. I go on with a long description and then I say, \"and shove it up your butt.\" It's stupid, but it's my thing now.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41378,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"No one should be planking at all.","text_w_direction":"No one should be planking at all.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41379,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Thank you, yes. Dwight, my enforcer, my number two, can you take care of this?","text_w_direction":"Thank you, yes. Dwight, my enforcer, my number two, can you take care of this?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41380,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Say no more.","text_w_direction":"Say no more.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41381,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Kids, don't try planking. It's dangerous. ‘Specially with me around.","text_w_direction":"[starts attacking plankers] Kids, don't try planking. It's dangerous. [knocks Toby off table] ‘Specially with me around.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41382,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"You watching that commercial again? Why do you keep watching it, if you know it's just gonna make you cry?","text_w_direction":"You watching that commercial again? [Pam nods] Why do you keep watching it, if you know it's just gonna make you cry?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41383,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Because everything makes me cry, so what's the difference? This dog, he just wants to protect his bone.","text_w_direction":"Because everything makes me cry, so what's the difference? This dog, he just wants to protect his bone.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41384,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"He's got a bank vault. That's a start.","text_w_direction":"He's got a bank vault. That's a start.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41385,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Not enough though.","text_w_direction":"Not enough though.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41386,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"The new CEO works out of the conference room about half the time. But whenever he takes a break, he does these weird walks around the office. And you never know who he's gonna zero in on for these really intense small-talks. You just hope it's not you. And yet, you hope it is you too. It's strange.","text_w_direction":"The new CEO works out of the conference room about half the time. But whenever he takes a break, he does these weird walks around the office. And you never know who he's gonna zero in on for these really intense small-talks. You just hope it's not you. And yet, you hope it is you too. It's strange.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41387,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Erin","text":"Here we go.","text_w_direction":"Here we go.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41388,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41389,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Erin","text":"Robert California. Let's have a conversation.","text_w_direction":"Robert California. Let's have a conversation.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41390,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"Describe your day so far.","text_w_direction":"Describe your day so far.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41391,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Erin","text":"Well, I woke up. And I hit the snooze-","text_w_direction":"Well, I woke up. And I hit the snooze-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41392,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"And when you recount your day, never say you woke up. It's a waste of your time. That's how every day's begun, for everyone, since the dawn of man.","text_w_direction":"And when you recount your day, never say you woke up. It's a waste of your time. That's how every day's begun, for everyone, since the dawn of man.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41393,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Erin","text":"Very smart, very smart. Suddenly, I was awake. And I've been doing this thing-","text_w_direction":"Very smart, very smart. Suddenly, I was awake. And I've been doing this thing-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41394,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, Robert. We have that 9","text_w_direction":"Hey, Robert. We have that 9","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41395,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"First item on the agenda","text_w_direction":"First item on the agenda","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41396,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Erin","text":"Pam, pam. Psst. Pam.","text_w_direction":"Pam, pam. Psst. Pam. [motions her over, both looking at Robert's notebook]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41397,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Jim.","text_w_direction":"Jim. [motions him over]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41398,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Can I call you right back? Thank you very much. Okay. What is this?","text_w_direction":"[motions he is on the phone] Can I call you right back? Thank you very much. [comes over] Okay. [sees notebook with two lists of staff names] What is this?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41399,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"The Friday before Columbus Day. Thoughts?","text_w_direction":"The Friday before Columbus Day. Thoughts?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41400,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"What are your thoughts.","text_w_direction":"What are your thoughts.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41401,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Just making chit-chat. Kind of a medium year for women's soccer, no?","text_w_direction":"Just making chit-chat. Kind of a medium year for women's soccer, no?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41402,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"What are you looking at?","text_w_direction":"What are you looking at?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41403,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"It's, it's nothing.","text_w_direction":"It's, it's nothing.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41404,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"It can't be nothing.","text_w_direction":"It can't be nothing.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41405,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah, it can't be nothing.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it can't be nothing.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41406,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"It's just a list of our names, split into two columns.","text_w_direction":"It's just a list of our names, split into two columns.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41407,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41408,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, just wait one second, alright? I will copy it. Do you have a pen?","text_w_direction":"Okay, just wait one second, alright? I will copy it. Do you have a pen?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41409,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Erin","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41410,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"No. Okay. Um, I'll take a photo of it. Dwight, can you throw me my phone?","text_w_direction":"No. Okay. Um, I'll take a photo of it. Dwight, can you throw me my phone?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41411,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Nice catch.","text_w_direction":"[throws hard, Jim doesn't catch] Nice catch.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41412,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"If he comes out, distract him.","text_w_direction":"If he comes out, distract him. [takes list to copier]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41413,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"We need a warning signal.","text_w_direction":"We need a warning signal.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41414,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"We don't need a warning signal, Kevin. We can see him right there-","text_w_direction":"We don't need a warning signal, Kevin. We can see him right there-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41415,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"We do.","text_w_direction":"We do.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41416,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"I promise you, we don't need a warning-","text_w_direction":"I promise you, we don't need a warning-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41417,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!","text_w_direction":"WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41418,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"Ahhh!","text_w_direction":"Ahhh! [falls out of chair]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41419,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Phyllis! Phyllis! You okay? You okay?","text_w_direction":"Phyllis! Phyllis! You okay? You okay?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41420,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah. Yeah. Oh.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Yeah. Oh.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41421,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"... 2, 3!","text_w_direction":"... 2, 3! [pulls Phyllis up]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41422,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"Thanks guys.","text_w_direction":"Thanks guys.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41423,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, which side of the list am I on?","text_w_direction":"Okay, which side of the list am I on?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41424,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Left.","text_w_direction":"Left.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41425,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41426,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Why are you- How do you know?","text_w_direction":"Why are you- How do you know?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41427,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Really great list of names guys. Thank you so much. Good work.","text_w_direction":"Really great list of names guys. Thank you so much. Good work.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41428,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, no, actually. That was in Robert's notebook.","text_w_direction":"Uh, no, actually. That was in Robert's notebook.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41429,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"He left it at reception and we photocopied it.","text_w_direction":"He left it at reception and we photocopied it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41430,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, okay. I don't want any part of this.","text_w_direction":"Oh, okay. I don't want any part of this.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41431,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Maybe it's a list of people he's gonna fire.","text_w_direction":"Maybe it's a list of people he's gonna fire.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41432,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, it's not that Pam. You know, I was thinking it reminds me of those lists Dwight used to make.","text_w_direction":"Okay, it's not that Pam. You know, I was thinking it reminds me of those lists Dwight used to make.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41433,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"This is if we were all on a cruise ship and had to divide into lifeboats. This is if we were on a cruise ship and had to divide into life rafts. Here's something. Who would eat who in an ‘Alive' situation. No... that can't be it.","text_w_direction":"This is if we were all on a cruise ship and had to divide into lifeboats. This is if we were on a cruise ship and had to divide into life rafts. Here's something. Who would eat who in an ‘Alive' situation. No... that can't be it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41434,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"I gotta say. Kinda seems like the left side's the side to be on. Me, Jim, Dwight, Darryl. No offense Pam.","text_w_direction":"I gotta say. Kinda seems like the left side's the side to be on. Me, Jim, Dwight, Darryl. No offense Pam.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41435,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"I don't think it's-","text_w_direction":"I don't think it's-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41436,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"‘Scuse me?","text_w_direction":"‘Scuse me?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41437,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Shhh, Pam. C'mon, don't be such a right-sider.","text_w_direction":"Shhh, Pam. C'mon, don't be such a right-sider.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41438,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Did you guys figure it out?","text_w_direction":"Did you guys figure it out?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41439,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"We couldn't crack it.","text_w_direction":"We couldn't crack it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41440,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"Go in there and just ask the man what it means.","text_w_direction":"Go in there and just ask the man what it means.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41441,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"He'll know that we looked at his private notebook.","text_w_direction":"He'll know that we looked at his private notebook.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41442,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"C'mon, just say you saw the list by accident.","text_w_direction":"C'mon, just say you saw the list by accident.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41443,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"I'm already working on this Columbus Day thing for you guys and it's starting to stack up. Feels like a lot. One thing at a time.","text_w_direction":"I'm already working on this Columbus Day thing for you guys and it's starting to stack up. Feels like a lot. One thing at a time.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41444,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah, that's all you had to do today was ask about Columbus Day?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, that's all you had to do today was ask about Columbus Day?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41445,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"Yes, for god's sake Andy. Yes, come in.","text_w_direction":"[Andy continuously knocking on door] Yes, for god's sake Andy. Yes, come in.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41446,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"What's up? Weird thing. Totally awkward, but you left your notebook on the reception desk.","text_w_direction":"What's up? Weird thing. Totally awkward, but you left your notebook on the reception desk.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41447,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"Great. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Great. Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41448,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"And it was open. And people saw this. And they're just kinda going nuts and like wondering what it is.","text_w_direction":"And it was open. And people saw this. And they're just kinda going nuts and like wondering what it is.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41449,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"What is this?","text_w_direction":"What is this?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41450,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"It's a photocopy from your notebook.","text_w_direction":"It's a photocopy from your notebook.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41451,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"You read my notebook? And photocopied it. And distributed it.","text_w_direction":"You read my notebook? And photocopied it. And distributed it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41452,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"No. They did. And they asked me to ask about it.","text_w_direction":"No. They did. And they asked me to ask about it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41453,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"Ah, please. Here's what it is. It's a doodle.","text_w_direction":"Ah, please. Here's what it is. It's a doodle.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41454,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41455,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"Some people doodle at work when they let their mind run. They draw houses, penises. Funny how the houses are always colonials and the penises are always circumcised. Don't you think? Well, I doodle too, but I'm not an artist. So I draw words and lists.","text_w_direction":"Some people doodle at work when they let their mind run. They draw houses, penises. Funny how the houses are always colonials and the penises are always circumcised. Don't you think? Well, I doodle too, but I'm not an artist. So I draw words and lists.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41456,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"That is fascinating. And, by the way, I am so glad I asked. People were just sort of- Did you just move my name?","text_w_direction":"That is fascinating. And, by the way, I am so glad I asked. People were just sort of- Did you just move my name?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41457,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"Might as well have been sketching a cube.","text_w_direction":"Might as well have been sketching a cube.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41458,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Okay. Robert's in the annex, everybody think quick. What do these groups have in common?","text_w_direction":"Okay. Robert's in the annex, everybody think quick. What do these groups have in common?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41459,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Meredith","text":"Maybe we're s'posed to do it with people in our group.","text_w_direction":"Maybe we're s'posed to do it with people in our group.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41460,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"That's not it.","text_w_direction":"That's not it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41461,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Meredith","text":"People in the other group.","text_w_direction":"People in the other group.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41462,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Mmum, still wrong.","text_w_direction":"Mmum, still wrong.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41463,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Stanley, you do puzzles all day. Whatdo we got?","text_w_direction":"Stanley, you do puzzles all day. Whatdo we got?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41464,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"Well, you take the first letter from each name, assign it a number, add ‘em all up, and SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTT!","text_w_direction":"Well, you take the first letter from each name, assign it a number, add ‘em all up, and SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTT!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41465,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Thank you. A little much needed comic relief, but we really need to figure this out guys.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. A little much needed comic relief, but we really need to figure this out guys.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41466,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"I know! It's alphabetical.","text_w_direction":"I know! It's alphabetical.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41467,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Everyone","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"[separately] No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41468,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"No, it's not. Here's how we find out. Let's line up and compare the lines, see if we learn anything. Okay, left-siders over here. Right-siders, line up over here. Face each other. Match it by height and relative weight. Let's just size each other up here and left side of the list... ATTACK!","text_w_direction":"No, it's not. Here's how we find out. Let's line up and compare the lines, see if we learn anything. Okay, left-siders over here. Right-siders, line up over here. Face each other. Match it by height and relative weight. Let's just size each other up here and left side of the list... ATTACK!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41469,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Wait, wait, wait! Stop! Stop! Stop! Will you stop?!","text_w_direction":"Wait, wait, wait! Stop! Stop! Stop! Will you stop?! [Kelly and Erin screaming as Dwight bashes their heads together, everyone attacking each other and yelling]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41470,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Dwight!","text_w_direction":"Dwight!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41471,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Meredith","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41472,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Warning! Warning! Warning!","text_w_direction":"Warning! Warning! Warning!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41473,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"I'd like to invite the following people to join me for lunch","text_w_direction":"[enters room, everyone quiets and separates] I'd like to invite the following people to join me for lunch","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41474,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"That's great. Let's do this guys.","text_w_direction":"That's great. Let's do this guys.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41475,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Alright, well, I will see you in a bit.","text_w_direction":"Alright, well, I will see you in a bit.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41476,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I love you so much.","text_w_direction":"I love you so much. [starting to cry]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41477,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Hey. It's nothing. Alright? I'll text you when we get there. Let you know what's going on.","text_w_direction":"Hey. It's nothing. Alright? I'll text you when we get there. Let you know what's going on.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41478,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay. [turns to computer]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41479,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Nope. No dog video.","text_w_direction":"Nope. No dog video.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41480,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41481,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. See you guys.","text_w_direction":"Okay. See you guys.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41482,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Well, we should all be really excited about our very own pizza party. Pizza partay! Pizza! Partay! Pizza! Partay!","text_w_direction":"Well, we should all be really excited about our very own pizza party. Pizza partay! Pizza! Partay! Pizza! Partay!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41483,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"Jim, your daughter, Cecilia. What does she think of the street?","text_w_direction":"Jim, your daughter, Cecilia. What does she think of the street?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41484,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Uhhh, the street?","text_w_direction":"Uhhh, the street?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41485,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"Sesame street.","text_w_direction":"Sesame street.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41486,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, I didn't know anybody called it- She likes it a lot- she, uh, loves Elmo.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I didn't know anybody called it- She likes it a lot- she, uh, loves Elmo.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41487,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"Elmo, god's sake, it's the Elmo era.","text_w_direction":"Elmo, god's sake, it's the Elmo era.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41488,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Right.","text_w_direction":"Right.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41489,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"Sesame Street was created to reflect the environment of the children watching it. Complete self-absorption of Elmo is brilliantly reflective of our time. Ours is a cultural ghetto. Wouldn't you agree.","text_w_direction":"Sesame Street was created to reflect the environment of the children watching it. Complete self-absorption of Elmo is brilliantly reflective of our time. Ours is a cultural ghetto. Wouldn't you agree.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41490,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, she does like Elmo.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, she does like Elmo.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41491,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"Cultural ghetto? Totally- totally agree.","text_w_direction":"Cultural ghetto? Totally- totally agree.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41492,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"Completely.","text_w_direction":"Completely.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41493,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Apt. Apt analysis, Robert.","text_w_direction":"Apt. Apt analysis, Robert.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41494,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"The thing that I like about Elmo is the tickling.","text_w_direction":"The thing that I like about Elmo is the tickling.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41495,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"I should not be here. I'm in the- I was in the wrong- I'm- I'm sorry. Uh, just picture me back there. I- I was never here.","text_w_direction":"I should not be here. I'm in the- I was in the wrong- I'm- I'm sorry. Uh, just picture me back there. I- I was never here.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41496,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Great group! Pizza party!","text_w_direction":"Great group! Pizza party!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41497,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"How is this a pizza party?","text_w_direction":"How is this a pizza party?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41498,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Well, why don't you ask me again when the five pizzas get here.","text_w_direction":"Well, why don't you ask me again when the five pizzas get here.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41499,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"Yeah, well, that's just pizza. You need at least one other element for it to be a party.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well, that's just pizza. You need at least one other element for it to be a party.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41500,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Okay. You guys ever had Margarita pizza?","text_w_direction":"Okay. You guys ever had Margarita pizza?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41501,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"What's that?","text_w_direction":"What's that?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41502,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Fresh tomato with a dollop of mozzarella cheese.","text_w_direction":"Fresh tomato with a dollop of mozzarella cheese.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41503,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"That's pizza.","text_w_direction":"That's pizza.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41504,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"That's regular pizza.","text_w_direction":"That's regular pizza.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41505,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"You know, I feel comfortable enough now to ask you this question... what made you pick this group?","text_w_direction":"You know, I feel comfortable enough now to ask you this question... what made you pick this group?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41506,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"I just think you guys are winners and I wanted to have lunch with you.","text_w_direction":"I just think you guys are winners and I wanted to have lunch with you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41507,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay!","text_w_direction":"Okay!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41508,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Everyone","text":"Awww.","text_w_direction":"[separately] Awww.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41509,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"Well, what about the other guys.","text_w_direction":"Well, what about the other guys.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41510,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Losers.","text_w_direction":"Losers.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41511,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41512,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"C'mon.","text_w_direction":"C'mon.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41513,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"I don't- I don't wanna say-","text_w_direction":"I don't- I don't wanna say-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41514,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"C'mon, c'mon.","text_w_direction":"C'mon, c'mon.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41515,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"No, no.","text_w_direction":"No, no.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41516,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"C'mon.","text_w_direction":"C'mon.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41517,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"Ha, I guess I think they're losers.","text_w_direction":"Ha, I guess I think they're losers.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41518,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Ha ha, I knew it! Ha ha! Yes! Woo!","text_w_direction":"Ha ha, I knew it! Ha ha! Yes! Woo!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41519,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"Probably shouldn't have said that.","text_w_direction":"Probably shouldn't have said that. [Jim's jaw drops]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41520,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Ah hah! Their interpretation of Margarita pizza. Fans of classic pizza will be psyched.","text_w_direction":"Ah hah! Their interpretation of Margarita pizza. Fans of classic pizza will be psyched.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41521,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, text from Jim. \"This is getting very weird. Will explain later.\"","text_w_direction":"[Pam's phone vibrates] Oh, text from Jim. \"This is getting very weird. Will explain later.\"","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41522,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, text from Kevin.","text_w_direction":"[Everyone's phone vibrates] Oh, text from Kevin.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41523,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Meredith","text":"\"Suck it losers.\"","text_w_direction":"\"Suck it losers.\"","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41524,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ryan","text":"Okay, not to point out the glaringly obvious, but doesn't the fact that I'm in this group make anyone feel just a little bit better? Oh! This crust is sharp!","text_w_direction":"Okay, not to point out the glaringly obvious, but doesn't the fact that I'm in this group make anyone feel just a little bit better? Oh! This crust is sharp!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41525,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I used to be young and cute and sorta funny and I could do those cute, little cartoons. And everyone who came through here was like, \"Who's that receptionist? I like her.\" Now I'm just a fat mom. Yeah, and you take one look at me and you're like, \"Oh, loser.\"","text_w_direction":"I used to be young and cute and sorta funny and I could do those cute, little cartoons. And everyone who came through here was like, \"Who's that receptionist? I like her.\" Now I'm just a fat mom. Yeah, and you take one look at me and you're like, \"Oh, loser.\"","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41526,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"C'mon Pam. Chins up, okay? Bad joke. Look around this room. Does this look like a group of losers? Seriously?","text_w_direction":"C'mon Pam. Chins up, okay? Bad joke. Look around this room. Does this look like a group of losers? Seriously?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41527,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Oh. Oh God.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Oh God.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41528,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh. Hey guys! We had so much fun. We had Margarita pizza. We all hung out. Got to know each other better. How was your lunch?","text_w_direction":"[door opens, others enter] Oh. Hey guys! We had so much fun. We had Margarita pizza. We all hung out. Got to know each other better. How was your lunch?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41529,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"It was excellent.","text_w_direction":"It was excellent.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41530,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Good times.","text_w_direction":"Good times.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41531,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41532,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, we did. It was the best time. And you know what? Now it's over. Back to work everyone. You too Andy.","text_w_direction":"Oh, we did. It was the best time. And you know what? Now it's over. Back to work everyone. You too Andy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41533,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"I knew it. I just knew, my whole life, that everyone was wrong about me. My parents, my teachers, my friends, the doctors. Everyone.","text_w_direction":"I knew it. I just knew, my whole life, that everyone was wrong about me. My parents, my teachers, my friends, the doctors. Everyone.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41534,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Well, that was certainly an odd lunch. Is everything alright?","text_w_direction":"Well, that was certainly an odd lunch. Is everything alright?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41535,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, I'm fine.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I'm fine.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41536,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Loser. Losers.","text_w_direction":"[spraying Meredith and Creed with water gun] Loser. Losers. [Dwight holding up \"L\" to his forehead]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41537,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Meredith","text":"Just take the casserole out of the- Take it out of the refrigerator and put it in the oven. It'll be fine, just leave it in for 20 minutes.","text_w_direction":"[on the phone, while getting sprayed] Just take the casserole out of the- Take it out of the refrigerator and put it in the oven. It'll be fine, just leave it in for 20 minutes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41538,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"When I was a salesman I could just be like \"Not my job, not my prob. I'm going to the warehouse to polish my knob.\" Metaphorically, of course. But now, it is my job and my prob.","text_w_direction":"When I was a salesman I could just be like \"Not my job, not my prob. I'm going to the warehouse to polish my knob.\" Metaphorically, of course. But now, it is my job and my prob.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41539,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Hi, Robert? Can you come out here please it's really important. Just wanted to clarify something. Some people here are under the misconception that some people may be considered, uh, let's say top-tier and others would be second-tier.","text_w_direction":"Hi, Robert? Can you come out here please it's really important. Just wanted to clarify something. Some people here are under the misconception that some people may be considered, uh, let's say top-tier and others would be second-tier.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41540,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"I never said that.","text_w_direction":"I never said that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41541,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Thank you. Great. Robert. I said winners and losers. Is that what you're talking about?","text_w_direction":"Thank you. Great. Robert. I said winners and losers. Is that what you're talking about?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41542,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, that, it might- That might actually be what I'm thinking of. Can you clarify that?","text_w_direction":"Oh, that, it might- That might actually be what I'm thinking of. Can you clarify that?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41543,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"Let me tell you some things I find productive. Positive reinforcement. Negative reinforcement. Honesty. I'll tell you some things I find unproductive. Constantly worrying about where you stand based on inscrutable social clues. And then, inevitably reframing it all in a reassuring way so that you can get to sleep at night. No, I do not believe in that at all. If I invited you to lunch, I think you're a winner. If I didn't, I don't. But I just met you all. Life is long, opinions change. Winners prove me right. Losers, prove me wrong.","text_w_direction":"Let me tell you some things I find productive. Positive reinforcement. Negative reinforcement. Honesty. I'll tell you some things I find unproductive. Constantly worrying about where you stand based on inscrutable social clues. And then, inevitably reframing it all in a reassuring way so that you can get to sleep at night. No, I do not believe in that at all. If I invited you to lunch, I think you're a winner. If I didn't, I don't. But I just met you all. Life is long, opinions change. Winners prove me right. Losers, prove me wrong.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41544,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"Whew, well. I guess that's that.","text_w_direction":"Whew, well. I guess that's that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41545,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"No. No, no.","text_w_direction":"No. No, no.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41546,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Erin","text":"Andy, don't go in there!","text_w_direction":"Andy, don't go in there!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41547,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"I'm going in there.","text_w_direction":"I'm going in there.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41548,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"I know that every time I talk to you things just seem to get worse. But, you don't know these people and I do. And if I let you work with faulty information, well, then I'm not doing my job as regional manager. So, please take this pen and change your list.","text_w_direction":"I know that every time I talk to you things just seem to get worse. But, you don't know these people and I do. And if I let you work with faulty information, well, then I'm not doing my job as regional manager. So, please take this pen and change your list.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41549,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"I'm not gonna change my list, Andy, and I don't use ballpoint pens.","text_w_direction":"I'm not gonna change my list, Andy, and I don't use ballpoint pens.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41550,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Well, then I will make a new list for you. Stanley... you may think he's a lazy grump, but did you know that he has the most consistently high sales numbers of anyone in this office? And you may think he's hard to love, but did you know that he's in, not one, but two long-term romantic relationships?","text_w_direction":"Well, then I will make a new list for you. Stanley... you may think he's a lazy grump, but did you know that he has the most consistently high sales numbers of anyone in this office? And you may think he's hard to love, but did you know that he's in, not one, but two long-term romantic relationships?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41551,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"I did not know about the sales figures.","text_w_direction":"I did not know about the sales figures.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41552,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Meredith Palmer... Supplier relations. The word \"no\" not even in her vocabulary. And just to show you that I'm being fair. You had Gabe in the loser column. I think that is astute. Good call. Pam, easily the most creative and kind person I have ever worked with.","text_w_direction":"Meredith Palmer... Supplier relations. The word \"no\" not even in her vocabulary. And just to show you that I'm being fair. You had Gabe in the loser column. I think that is astute. Good call. Pam, easily the most creative and kind person I have ever worked with.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41553,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim, shut the door. This is just gross.","text_w_direction":"Jim, shut the door. This is just gross.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41554,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Shhh.","text_w_direction":"Shhh.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41555,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Erin Hannon, the receptionist and my closest confidant. A winner if there ever was one.","text_w_direction":"Erin Hannon, the receptionist and my closest confidant. A winner if there ever was one.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41556,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Erin","text":"I like my new group. I liked my old group.","text_w_direction":"I like my new group. I liked my old group.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41557,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"Are we done?","text_w_direction":"Are we done?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41558,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Yes. No! The Friday before Columbus Day, we're gonna take a half-day, so that everyone can get a jump on the long weekend.","text_w_direction":"Yes. No! The Friday before Columbus Day, we're gonna take a half-day, so that everyone can get a jump on the long weekend.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41559,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"You want a three and half day weekend for Columbus Day?","text_w_direction":"You want a three and half day weekend for Columbus Day?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41560,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Yes, I do.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I do.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41561,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"And you are aware that Columbus and his legions committed genocide against an entire civilization of Native Americans.","text_w_direction":"And you are aware that Columbus and his legions committed genocide against an entire civilization of Native Americans.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41562,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"I don't care.","text_w_direction":"I don't care. [Robert smiles as Andy exits]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41563,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Hey guys. So Columbus Day, we got that half-day on Friday.","text_w_direction":"Hey guys. So Columbus Day, we got that half-day on Friday.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41564,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"We get that every year.","text_w_direction":"We get that every year.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41565,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Well, you got it this year too.","text_w_direction":"Well, you got it this year too.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41566,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"Good night, Andy.","text_w_direction":"Good night, Andy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41567,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Night.","text_w_direction":"Night.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41568,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Bye.","text_w_direction":"Bye.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41569,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"Good night Andy.","text_w_direction":"Good night Andy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41570,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Good night.","text_w_direction":"Good night.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41571,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Night.","text_w_direction":"Night.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41572,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Alright, I'm gonna go warm up the car.","text_w_direction":"Alright, I'm gonna go warm up the car.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41573,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Okay. Oh, uh, you dropped something. Jim?","text_w_direction":"Okay. Oh, uh, you dropped something. Jim?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41574,"season":8,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The List","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, I know I've been crying easily today, but- I mean, that's just pretty killer, right? I mean, maybe it's stupid. No. It's wonderful. I'm gonna frame it. I can always unframe it.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I know I've been crying easily today, but- [shows unfolded paper Jim dropped, shows two lists, \"Pam\" and \"Cece\" on one side, \"Everything else\" on the other] I mean, that's just pretty killer, right? I mean, maybe it's stupid. No. [starts crying] It's wonderful. I'm gonna frame it. I can always unframe it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1829,"air_date":"2011-09-22"}
{"index":41575,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, so this isn't matching up with this...and I'm not sure which one's right. Can you just hunt down the original for me?","text_w_direction":"Hey, so this isn't matching up with this...and I'm not sure which one's right. Can you just hunt down the original for me?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41576,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Yes. Me do.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Me do.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41577,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41578,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Hey Kev, what were you saying before about the paperwork?","text_w_direction":"Hey Kev, what were you saying before about the paperwork?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41579,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Me do it now. Go. Stop worry.","text_w_direction":"Me do it now. Go. Stop worry.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41580,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Kevin, do you feel OK?","text_w_direction":"Kevin, do you feel OK?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41581,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Me feel good. Body strong. Sleep big last night.","text_w_direction":"Me feel good. Body strong. Sleep big last night.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41582,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, I think we should get him to the hospital.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I think we should get him to the hospital.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41583,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, alright Kev why don't you come with us?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, alright Kev why don't you come with us?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41584,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"No, guys.","text_w_direction":"No, guys.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41585,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"No, he's fine.","text_w_direction":"No, he's fine.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41586,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"He's fine.","text_w_direction":"He's fine.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41587,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"He's always been like that.","text_w_direction":"He's always been like that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41588,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"No he hasn't.","text_w_direction":"No he hasn't.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41589,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"I mean, he's gotten worse over the years....","text_w_direction":"I mean, he's gotten worse over the years....","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41590,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"He's making a statement. It's an ironic comment on our expectations of him. A funhouse image of our model of Kevin.","text_w_direction":"He's making a statement. It's an ironic comment on our expectations of him. A funhouse image of our model of Kevin.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41591,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"You keep think that.","text_w_direction":"You keep think that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41592,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Me mechanic not speak English. But he know what me mean when me say \"car no go\", and we best friends. So me think","text_w_direction":"Me mechanic not speak English. But he know what me mean when me say \"car no go\", and we best friends. So me think","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41593,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Kevin, I appreciate what you're trying to do.","text_w_direction":"Kevin, I appreciate what you're trying to do.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41594,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Thank.","text_w_direction":"Thank.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41595,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Here, we have a word code, the same way we have a dress code. And what we're talking about is...basically the speech equivalent... to just wearing underpants. Sometimes words, you no need use...but need need for talk talk.","text_w_direction":"Here, we have a word code, the same way we have a dress code. And what we're talking about is...basically the speech equivalent... to just wearing underpants. Sometimes words, you no need use...but need need for talk talk.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41596,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"But save time. More success.","text_w_direction":"But save time. More success.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41597,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Does it save time though? ‘Cause we've been here for about an hour.","text_w_direction":"Does it save time though? ‘Cause we've been here for about an hour.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41598,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"No me fault.","text_w_direction":"No me fault.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41599,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Kevin, at most you're saving a microscopic amount of time.","text_w_direction":"Kevin, at most you're saving a microscopic amount of time.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41600,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Many small time make big time.","text_w_direction":"Many small time make big time.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41601,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"What are you gonna do with all this time?","text_w_direction":"What are you gonna do with all this time?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41602,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"See world.","text_w_direction":"See world.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41603,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Kevin, you cannot possibly save enough time to see the world.","text_w_direction":"Kevin, you cannot possibly save enough time to see the world.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41604,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"K, Kevin, are you saying \"See the world\"? or \"Sea World?\"","text_w_direction":"K, Kevin, are you saying \"See the world\"? or \"Sea World?\"","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41605,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"See world. Oceans. Fish. Jump. China.","text_w_direction":"See world. Oceans. Fish. Jump. China.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41606,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"No, see? Right there, that's the problem with your method. ‘Cause I still don't know if you're saying \"Sea World\" or \"see the world,\" and it's taking a lot of time to explain it.","text_w_direction":"No, see? Right there, that's the problem with your method. ‘Cause I still don't know if you're saying \"Sea World\" or \"see the world,\" and it's taking a lot of time to explain it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41607,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Fine, fine. I'll talk normally.","text_w_direction":"Fine, fine. I'll talk normally.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41608,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"When me President, they see. They see.","text_w_direction":"When me President, they see. [Nodding and smiling] They see.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41609,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"This week we are rolling out the brand new Sabre tablet....the Pyramid.","text_w_direction":"This week we are rolling out the brand new Sabre tablet....the Pyramid. [holds up triangle shaped touch pad]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41610,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Ooh, why is it shaped like that?","text_w_direction":"Ooh, why is it shaped like that?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41611,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"So, you can tell your clients","text_w_direction":"So, you can tell your clients","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41612,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"It's huge. How much does it weigh?","text_w_direction":"It's huge. How much does it weigh?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41613,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh no no no. Without the battery pack and optional memory booster, it's barely three pounds.","text_w_direction":"Oh no no no. Without the battery pack and optional memory booster, it's barely three pounds.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41614,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"How much memory does it have without the booster?","text_w_direction":"How much memory does it have without the booster?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41615,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Fifty L.","text_w_direction":"Fifty L.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41616,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"I'm sorry,\" L\"?","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry,\" L\"?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41617,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"How many L to a K?","text_w_direction":"How many L to a K?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41618,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"You're really going to want the booster.","text_w_direction":"You're really going to want the booster.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41619,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"How on earth are we supposed to sell...?","text_w_direction":"How on earth are we supposed to sell...?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41620,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I'll take five.","text_w_direction":"I'll take five.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41621,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Andy, don't make us sell this stupid thing.","text_w_direction":"Andy, don't make us sell this stupid thing.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41622,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, no no no no no. This is Dwight's meeting.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no no no no no. This is Dwight's meeting.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41623,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41624,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"I just wanted to pop in and get your opinions on ties...and tie clips. Which combo do you think Robert is going to like more? What do you think, C-SPAN?","text_w_direction":"I just wanted to pop in and get your opinions on ties...and tie clips. Which combo do you think Robert is going to like more? [To Oscar] What do you think, C-SPAN?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41625,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"...\"C-SPAN\"?","text_w_direction":"...\"C-SPAN\"?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41626,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah. C-SPAN, cocker spaniel. Spaniel because of your Spanish bloodline and cocker cause......","text_w_direction":"Yeah. C-SPAN, cocker spaniel. Spaniel because of your Spanish bloodline and cocker cause......","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41627,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Is this really the best use of our collective time?","text_w_direction":"Is this really the best use of our collective time?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41628,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"I am still forming a first impression with Robert. Once it is formed, we can all relax. Ok, I'm sorry to hijack your meeting , D dub dog...had to pull rank.","text_w_direction":"I am still forming a first impression with Robert. Once it is formed, we can all relax. Ok, I'm sorry to hijack your meeting , D dub dog...had to pull rank.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41629,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"OK, let's look at some ties.","text_w_direction":"[to group] OK, let's look at some ties.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41630,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Here's how I'm going to help out from now on. I'm going to not care, and I'm going to sit around quietly waiting for Andy's inevitable demise.","text_w_direction":"Here's how I'm going to help out from now on. I'm going to not care, and I'm going to sit around quietly waiting for Andy's inevitable demise.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41631,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Your friend Neil Patrick Harris really made me laugh the other night.","text_w_direction":"[To Oscar] Your friend Neil Patrick Harris really made me laugh the other night.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41632,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Um, D-Dog, you have a message.","text_w_direction":"Um, D-Dog, you have a message.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41633,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Erin, you don't need to call him that.","text_w_direction":"Erin, you don't need to call him that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41634,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Andy wants us to, P-Dog.","text_w_direction":"Andy wants us to, P-Dog.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41635,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"It's ok E-Dog, just who called?","text_w_direction":"It's ok E-Dog, just who called?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41636,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Justine. She said she's coming by later.","text_w_direction":"Justine. She said she's coming by later.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41637,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Your ex-wife?","text_w_direction":"Your ex-wife?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41638,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Wait, I thought she was a **** and you ******* hated her guts?","text_w_direction":"Wait, I thought she was a **** and you ******* hated her guts?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41639,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"No no no no. I like her.","text_w_direction":"No no no no. I like her.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41640,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Well I'm just quoting you. I would never say that about her. I don't know the woman.","text_w_direction":"Well I'm just quoting you. I would never say that about her. I don't know the woman.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41641,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Nah man, we get along now. Real well.","text_w_direction":"Nah man, we get along now. Real well.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41642,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Wow. Alright. Can't wait to meet her.","text_w_direction":"Wow. Alright. Can't wait to meet her.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41643,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"I'll introduce you.","text_w_direction":"I'll introduce you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41644,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah, we had a few fights, I suppose. But last night we put a lot of that to bed. I can't tell you what I did with my ex wife last night.... I have to sing it. We took a shower, we were naked. We ska dap dap doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, we had a few fights, I suppose. But last night we put a lot of that to bed. I can't tell you what I did with my ex wife last night.... I have to sing it. [singing] We took a shower, we were naked. We ska dap dap doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41645,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Hi Dad!...... Ahhh....oh boy.","text_w_direction":"[to Robert California] Hi Dad!...... Ahhh....oh boy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41646,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Robert","text":"Hello, Andy. Excellent tie.","text_w_direction":"Hello, Andy. Excellent tie.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41647,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Would you be requiring a cold beverage while you're here?","text_w_direction":"Would you be requiring a cold beverage while you're here?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41648,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Robert","text":"I'd love some coffee.","text_w_direction":"I'd love some coffee.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41649,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Robert","text":"I was looking over your projections, and I think we can do better.","text_w_direction":"I was looking over your projections, and I think we can do better.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41650,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Are you factoring in the... whole national ...economy.... declining and all that?","text_w_direction":"Are you factoring in the... whole national ...economy.... declining and all that?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41651,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Robert","text":"Andy, do you know why I chose you?","text_w_direction":"Andy, do you know why I chose you?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41652,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"I think I can sum it up with what I think is your favorite ice cream flavor....vanilla?","text_w_direction":"I think I can sum it up with what I think is your favorite ice cream flavor....vanilla?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41653,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Robert","text":"Vanilla? No no no no. You'll never guess in a million billion years you'll never guess.","text_w_direction":"Vanilla? No no no no. You'll never guess in a million billion years you'll never guess.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41654,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"You were saying you chose me.... There was a reason?","text_w_direction":"You were saying you chose me.... There was a reason?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41655,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Robert","text":"Andy, can you inspire? Do you have that skill set?","text_w_direction":"Andy, can you inspire? Do you have that skill set?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41656,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Can I inspire? I don't know!.....I don't know.","text_w_direction":"Can I inspire? [laughs] I don't know!.....I don't know.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41657,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Robert","text":"Oh! Thank you. Uh....","text_w_direction":"Oh! Thank you. Uh....","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41658,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, sorry.","text_w_direction":"Oh, sorry.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41659,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Robert","text":"You can just put it down.","text_w_direction":"You can just put it down.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41660,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Oh","text_w_direction":"Oh","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41661,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Robert","text":"That is very cold.","text_w_direction":"That is very cold.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41662,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah. It's old.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. It's old. [smiling]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41663,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Robert","text":"Why would I.....?","text_w_direction":"Why would I.....?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41664,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"I asked if you wanted a cold beverage and you said \"coffee\"....","text_w_direction":"I asked if you wanted a cold beverage and you said \"coffee\"....","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41665,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Why don't we get Robert a nice hot fresh cup and I will have this.","text_w_direction":"Why don't we get Robert a nice hot fresh cup and I will have this.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41666,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Andy, you don't want that.","text_w_direction":"Andy, you don't want that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41667,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"I've been craving a freezing cup of old coffee. Mmm....","text_w_direction":"I've been craving a freezing cup of old coffee. [sips] Mmm....","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41668,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Sorry.","text_w_direction":"Sorry.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41669,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Robert","text":"You like her.","text_w_direction":"You like her.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41670,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"I do.","text_w_direction":"I do.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41671,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Robert","text":"She likes you.","text_w_direction":"She likes you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41672,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"You know, we've both been into each other at different times and just never really synced up. Now we're in this weird dance....","text_w_direction":"You know, we've both been into each other at different times and just never really synced up. Now we're in this weird dance....","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41673,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Robert","text":"I'm afraid you've lost my interest.","text_w_direction":"[interrupting] I'm afraid you've lost my interest.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41674,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Let me call you back.","text_w_direction":"Let me call you back.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41675,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Meredith","text":"I gotta go.","text_w_direction":"I gotta go.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41676,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Robert","text":"If the office superstore was supposed to put us little suppliers out of business, why are we still here?","text_w_direction":"If the office superstore was supposed to put us little suppliers out of business, why are we still here?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41677,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Robert","text":"Ah...","text_w_direction":"Ah...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41678,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"This is where we go","text_w_direction":"This is where we go","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41679,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Robert","text":"Oh, you'd go someplace else. That's not it, that's not the answer.","text_w_direction":"[chuckling] Oh, you'd go someplace else. That's not it, that's not the answer.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41680,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"It's a answer.","text_w_direction":"It's a answer.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41681,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Robert","text":"It's a wrong answer.","text_w_direction":"It's a wrong answer.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41682,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"There are no wrong answers.","text_w_direction":"There are no wrong answers.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41683,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Robert","text":"Take a look at where you are, where you once worked in a dying industry, you now work at it's birth. Those superstores are terrified of us. Anybody know why?","text_w_direction":"Take a look at where you are, where you once worked in a dying industry, you now work at it's birth. Those superstores are terrified of us. Anybody know why?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41684,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Wait....they're terrified?","text_w_direction":"Wait....they're terrified?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41685,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Robert","text":"Let me tell you how I buy something these days. I know what I want I go on the internet, I get the best price. Or I don't know what I want and I go to a small store that can help me. The era of personal service is back. You are back. You'll find that customers will pay our higher prices and then they will thank us, and we will say to them \"you are welcome.\" Andrew, I chose you for a reason. Lead these people. Show me the best numbers this place has ever seen. Last quarter we saw 4% growth. Double it.","text_w_direction":"Let me tell you how I buy something these days. I know what I want I go on the internet, I get the best price. Or I don't know what I want and I go to a small store that can help me. The era of personal service is back. You are back. You'll find that customers will pay our higher prices and then they will thank us, and we will say to them \"you are welcome.\" [Applause] Andrew, I chose you for a reason. Lead these people. Show me the best numbers this place has ever seen. Last quarter we saw 4% growth. Double it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41686,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"You got it.","text_w_direction":"You got it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41687,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Robert","text":"Double.","text_w_direction":"Double.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41688,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Done.","text_w_direction":"Done.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41689,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Robert","text":"I'm not kidding.","text_w_direction":"I'm not kidding.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41690,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Neither am I, it's already done. Hah, I'm just kidding, it's going to take some time.","text_w_direction":"Neither am I, it's already done. Hah, I'm just kidding, it's going to take some time.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41691,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Robert","text":"Double.","text_w_direction":"Double.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41692,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey. [Andy pushes things aside and sits on top of Jim's desk, kicking things in the process.]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41693,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"What's up, guys? Just thought we'd have a little rap session, talk about business...see how things are going? Ahem...","text_w_direction":"What's up, guys? Just thought we'd have a little rap session, talk about business...see how things are going? Ahem...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41694,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Why don't you start?","text_w_direction":"Why don't you start?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41695,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"If no one else wants to? I was just thinking about Robert...man. What a boss. Just throws down goals, you know? Anyway, how's the sales doubling ...project going?","text_w_direction":"If no one else wants to? I was just thinking about Robert...man. What a boss. Just throws down goals, you know? Anyway, how's the sales doubling ...project going?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41696,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah, how are we supposed to do that? We can't just press a magic button.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, how are we supposed to do that? We can't just press a magic button.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41697,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"OF course not. There's no magic button. You have to summon that.","text_w_direction":"OF course not. There's no magic button. You have to summon that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41698,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"If we could just double our sales, we already would have. You're not making any sense.","text_w_direction":"If we could just double our sales, we already would have. You're not making any sense.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41699,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"He brings up two good points. Do you have any new leads? Any new territories you want us to look into? Maybe have an in with a big client that we can get our foot in the door?","text_w_direction":"He brings up two good points. Do you have any new leads? Any new territories you want us to look into? Maybe have an in with a big client that we can get our foot in the door?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41700,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Dwight, anything?","text_w_direction":"Dwight, anything?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41701,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"We could talk about how fast children grow up, and before you know it they're out of the house.","text_w_direction":"We could talk about how fast children grow up, and before you know it they're out of the house.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41702,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"You know what? We need to get our heads out of the box. If we did have something, what would it look like, what would it be? Tuna.","text_w_direction":"You know what? We need to get our heads out of the box. If we did have something, what would it look like, what would it be? [Jim raises hand] Tuna.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41703,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"New leads, a new territory to look into, maybe an in with a big company that we could get our foot in the door...","text_w_direction":"New leads, a new territory to look into, maybe an in with a big company that we could get our foot in the door...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41704,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Fart..... good Sesh. That leg's asleep.","text_w_direction":"Fart..... good Sesh. [gets up] That leg's asleep.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41705,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Justine","text":"Hello. I'm looking for Darryl Philbin?","text_w_direction":"Hello. I'm looking for Darryl Philbin?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41706,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Don't! oh, you must think...I'm not. I'm using the fax, this isn't, no wait. I'm not supposed to represent the company. Right? There's usually an Erin here.","text_w_direction":"Don't! oh, you must think...I'm not. I'm using the fax, this isn't, no wait. I'm not supposed to represent the company. Right? There's usually an Erin here.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41707,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Justine","text":"Ok....?","text_w_direction":"Ok....?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41708,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"So...DARRYL! A GIRL!","text_w_direction":"So...DARRYL! A GIRL!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41709,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"rub a dub dub...I got scrubbed. ‘Sup, darlin'? Everybody, this is Justine. This is Jim and Oscar, everybody.","text_w_direction":"[Singing] rub a dub dub...I got scrubbed. ‘Sup, darlin'? Everybody, this is Justine. [murmurs of hello from the group] This is Jim and Oscar, everybody.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41710,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Meredith","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41711,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Kevin.","text_w_direction":"Kevin.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41712,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Justine","text":"Can we.... go some place private?","text_w_direction":"Can we.... go some place private?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41713,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Follow me, I got a space. After you. I've been thinking about you all mornin'. I don't know what you did, I can barely walk today.","text_w_direction":"Follow me, I got a space. After you. I've been thinking about you all mornin'. I don't know what you did, I can barely walk today.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41714,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"D-Bone. There you are.","text_w_direction":"D-Bone. There you are.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41715,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Let me guess, somebody needs a brownie...? Lick the spoon?","text_w_direction":"Let me guess, somebody needs a brownie...? Lick the spoon?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41716,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"No, that's ok. Just, I want, I wanted to ask you about...","text_w_direction":"No, that's ok. Just, I want, I wanted to ask you about...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41717,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Is this about the profits? Because if it is I just don't see the point. It's so Wall Street.","text_w_direction":"Is this about the profits? Because if it is I just don't see the point. It's so Wall Street.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41718,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"I know, right?","text_w_direction":"I know, right?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41719,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Right?","text_w_direction":"Right?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41720,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah...um, how is everything?","text_w_direction":"Yeah...um, how is everything?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41721,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Good. Really really good.","text_w_direction":"Good. Really really good.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41722,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Must be a tough time to be a family farm.","text_w_direction":"Must be a tough time to be a family farm.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41723,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, it is. And beets are not immune. We made some inroads in salads, but heirloom tomatoes are pushing back.","text_w_direction":"Oh, it is. And beets are not immune. We made some inroads in salads, but heirloom tomatoes are pushing back.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41724,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Oof. What are you gonna do about that?","text_w_direction":"Oof. What are you gonna do about that?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41725,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't know, what do you mean?","text_w_direction":"I don't know, what do you mean?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41726,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"There's gotta be some way you can double your beet sales...","text_w_direction":"There's gotta be some way you can double your beet sales...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41727,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"You wanted the job, the job is yours. Just do the job! And I'll do mine..... walnuts?","text_w_direction":"You wanted the job, the job is yours. Just do the job! [Licks brownie battered finger] And I'll do mine..... walnuts?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41728,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41729,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Have you seen this?","text_w_direction":"Have you seen this? [Hands Pam Parenting magazine]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41730,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Parenting? Yeah. This is Cici's favorite magazine. She loves the pictures of babies.","text_w_direction":"Parenting? Yeah. This is Cici's favorite magazine. She loves the pictures of babies.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41731,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"She looks at it when she's on the potty, and she makes the faces.","text_w_direction":"She looks at it when she's on the potty, and she makes the faces.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41732,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Have you read it? Has an adult member of your family read this particular issue?","text_w_direction":"Have you read it? Has an adult member of your family read this particular issue?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41733,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I flipped through it.","text_w_direction":"I flipped through it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41734,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"So you saw the article on the importance of taking frequent walks while you're pregnant?","text_w_direction":"So you saw the article on the importance of taking frequent walks while you're pregnant?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41735,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Of course.","text_w_direction":"Of course.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41736,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"We know that.","text_w_direction":"We know that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41737,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41738,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"I will be taking a morning walk and an afternoon walk. Would you like to join me?","text_w_direction":"I will be taking a morning walk and an afternoon walk. Would you like to join me?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41739,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"That sounds nice.","text_w_direction":"That sounds nice.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41740,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.[Angela walks away]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41741,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"You have a walking buddy.","text_w_direction":"You have a walking buddy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41742,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I do.","text_w_direction":"I do.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41743,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Thanks for coming in guys.","text_w_direction":"Thanks for coming in guys.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41744,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"You don't have to thank us for coming in, it's our job.","text_w_direction":"You don't have to thank us for coming in, it's our job.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41745,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Well I never got thanked for coming into a meeting and I always wanted to be so I'm gonna thank people.","text_w_direction":"Well I never got thanked for coming into a meeting and I always wanted to be so I'm gonna thank people.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41746,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Meredith","text":"What's with the blanket?","text_w_direction":"What's with the blanket?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41747,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"This is what's under the blanket.","text_w_direction":"This is what's under the blanket.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41748,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"We don't get it.","text_w_direction":"We don't get it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41749,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"These are incentives. It's how we're gonna double growth. Now, you're probably all asking yourselves","text_w_direction":"These are incentives. It's how we're gonna double growth. Now, you're probably all asking yourselves","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41750,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Seems like a basic reward system where you give us points, and then we redeem those points for prizes.","text_w_direction":"Seems like a basic reward system where you give us points, and then we redeem those points for prizes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41751,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"You're exactly right and you get a point.","text_w_direction":"You're exactly right and you get a point.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41752,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh. [smiling]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41753,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Uh, is that a vibrator?","text_w_direction":"Uh, is that a vibrator?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41754,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Twenty points.","text_w_direction":"Twenty points.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41755,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Meredith","text":"How does one get a point?","text_w_direction":"How does one get a point?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41756,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"I've outlined the exact parameters in an email, so check your spam folders, but basically you do your job better, you get points. So, collect fifteen points and redeem them for this polar bear.","text_w_direction":"I've outlined the exact parameters in an email, so check your spam folders, but basically you do your job better, you get points. So, collect fifteen points and redeem them for this polar bear.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41757,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Why is it all kid stuff and a vibrator? It's so gross.","text_w_direction":"Why is it all kid stuff and a vibrator? It's so gross.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41758,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"There's lots of stuff. John Irving, collected works, Twenty-two points. Or, you can pool your points and redeem fifty-five for this maternity shirt.","text_w_direction":"There's lots of stuff. John Irving, collected works, Twenty-two points. Or, you can pool your points and redeem fifty-five for this maternity shirt.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41759,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"How ‘bout you want us to work harder, pay us more.","text_w_direction":"How ‘bout you want us to work harder, pay us more.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41760,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"I can't.","text_w_direction":"I can't.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41761,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"This point system is really insulting.","text_w_direction":"This point system is really insulting.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41762,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Ooh I didn't mean to offend you, and I hope you'll forgive me because I am very very... Sari. Sixteen points.","text_w_direction":"Ooh I didn't mean to offend you, and I hope you'll forgive me because I am very very... Sari. [tosses yellow print material over shoulder] Sixteen points.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41763,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"That's a tablecloth.","text_w_direction":"That's a tablecloth.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41764,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"What if we went all the way up to five hundred points?","text_w_direction":"What if we went all the way up to five hundred points?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41765,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"That's a crazy amount of points.","text_w_direction":"That's a crazy amount of points.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41766,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"But, what if?","text_w_direction":"But, what if?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41767,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Well, what do you want?","text_w_direction":"Well, what do you want?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41768,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I don't know, for such a crazy number I'd like something pretty crazy.","text_w_direction":"I don't know, for such a crazy number I'd like something pretty crazy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41769,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Alright. For five hundred points, I will wear a dress to work.","text_w_direction":"Alright. For five hundred points, I will wear a dress to work. [laughter]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41770,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"That's pretty good. What about uh, for a thousand points?","text_w_direction":"That's pretty good. What about uh, for a thousand points?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41771,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"I'll run naked through the parking lot with a donut on my ding-dong. Yeah? You like that? Alright! For five thousand points, I will let you tattoo whatever you want on the stern of the old SS Bernard!","text_w_direction":"I'll run naked through the parking lot with a donut on my ding-dong. [laughter] Yeah? You like that? Alright! For five thousand points, I will let you tattoo whatever you want on the stern of the old SS Bernard![Andy points to his rear-end]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41772,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Group","text":"Ooooh!","text_w_direction":"Ooooh!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41773,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41774,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Alright, alright. And you are totally serious?","text_w_direction":"Alright, alright. And you are totally serious?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41775,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Swear to God, hope to die. Now let's get to work!","text_w_direction":"Swear to God, hope to die. Now let's get to work!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41776,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Wait. You did say we could pool our points, right? In that case...let's get to work.","text_w_direction":"Wait. You did say we could pool our points, right? In that case...let's get to work.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41777,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41778,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah! Whoo!","text_w_direction":"Yeah! Whoo! [Group cheers]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41779,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I can have it to you by the beginning of next week. Alright? Thanks very much. Uh, Phyllis! Bracken Auto?","text_w_direction":"[on the phone]I can have it to you by the beginning of next week. Alright? Thanks very much. [hangs up] Uh, Phyllis! Bracken Auto?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41780,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Ask for Donald, Karen's bananas.","text_w_direction":"[hands Jim folder] Ask for Donald, Karen's bananas.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41781,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41782,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"T-bag bone...","text_w_direction":"T-bag bone...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41783,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Andrew.","text_w_direction":"Andrew.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41784,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Have you noticed a little bit of a mood shift around here?","text_w_direction":"Have you noticed a little bit of a mood shift around here?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41785,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"No, I didn't notice anything.","text_w_direction":"No, I didn't notice anything.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41786,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Really? Because I sat next to Stanley for years....and this is nap time. Open eye nap time. He balances the phone on his shoulder and just powers down. Now look at him.","text_w_direction":"Really? Because I sat next to Stanley for years....and this is nap time. Open eye nap time. He balances the phone on his shoulder and just powers down. Now look at him.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41787,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"You've got to unleash the power of the Pyramid!","text_w_direction":"[On the phone] You've got to unleash the power of the Pyramid!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41788,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I don't know what to tell you, man.","text_w_direction":"I don't know what to tell you, man.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41789,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"You think it has something to do with that incentive program?","text_w_direction":"You think it has something to do with that incentive program?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41790,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, one hundred percent. We all want to see you tattoo your ass.","text_w_direction":"Oh, one hundred percent. We all want to see you tattoo your ass.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41791,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Bah...I think people thought I was kidding when I said that.","text_w_direction":"Bah...I think people thought I was kidding when I said that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41792,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Nah, you definitely weren't kidding. And that came across loud and clear. Oh, by the way, I want to hand this in.","text_w_direction":"Nah, you definitely weren't kidding. And that came across loud and clear. Oh, by the way, I want to hand this in. [hands Andy slip of paper]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41793,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Hundred and twenty points.","text_w_direction":"Hundred and twenty points.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41794,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. Big sale. Don't worry about it though, I don't really care about the points. I would like a point receipt though... Hey! Yes, this is Jim Halpert calling for Donald...can you hold on for one second? Thank you very much.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Big sale. Don't worry about it though, I don't really care about the points. I would like a point receipt though...[on phone] Hey! Yes, this is Jim Halpert calling for Donald...can you hold on for one second? Thank you very much. [gets up to give Erin his point receipt]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41795,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Who talked to Maggie at Kaufman's?","text_w_direction":"Who talked to Maggie at Kaufman's?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41796,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes! [adds receipt to growing pile and thumbs up Andy.]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41797,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"and I'm back. How are you sir?....I think we can squeeze a couple more golf games in, right?","text_w_direction":"[on the phone]and I'm back. How are you sir?....I think we can squeeze a couple more golf games in, right?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41798,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Where's Angela?","text_w_direction":"Where's Angela? [Hands paper over her shoulder]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41799,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Hey Kevin, what are you doing?","text_w_direction":"Hey Kevin, what are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41800,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Don't talk to me!","text_w_direction":"Don't talk to me! [Everyone continues to work busily]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41801,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Hi, Professor Frank, Andy Bernard, class of '95. Hey there, um, I'm a huge fan of your management book, Management. Um, quick question. I may be missing a chapter here...De-Incentivizing. What are your strategies? Looking for a real blow to morale...uh why? Well, um I guess you could say I'm in one of those classic ass tattoo incentive situations.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Hi, Professor Frank, Andy Bernard, class of '95. Hey there, um, I'm a huge fan of your management book, Management. Um, quick question. I may be missing a chapter here...De-Incentivizing. What are your strategies? Looking for a real blow to morale...uh why? Well, um I guess you could say I'm in one of those classic ass tattoo incentive situations. [laughs]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41802,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Took ‘em one day.","text_w_direction":"Took ‘em one day.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41803,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Ready! \"I'm not as think as you drunk I am!\"","text_w_direction":"Ready! [flips sketch pad showing tattoo possibilities] \"I'm not as think as you drunk I am!\" [crowd claps and cheers]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41804,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"I like it, I like it!","text_w_direction":"I like it, I like it! [Pam flips the page]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41805,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Do Not Resuscitate...","text_w_direction":"Do Not Resuscitate...[mild cheering]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41806,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"OK, keep in mind, it's not too late to choose another prize and there are some great new additions. My car for a thousand points....or best offer.","text_w_direction":"OK, keep in mind, it's not too late to choose another prize and there are some great new additions. My car [nervous laughter] for a thousand points....or best offer.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41807,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"What else you got?","text_w_direction":"What else you got?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41808,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, and then this was Phyllis's idea... So nasty Phyllis!","text_w_direction":"Oh, and then this was Phyllis's idea...[shocked cheers] So nasty Phyllis!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41809,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"We were hoping you could do something like this...","text_w_direction":"We were hoping you could do something like this...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41810,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Tattoo Artist","text":"So, coming out of his butt is a...","text_w_direction":"So, coming out of his butt is a...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41811,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Baby.","text_w_direction":"Baby.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41812,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Tattoo Artist","text":"Baby...","text_w_direction":"Baby...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41813,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41814,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Tattoo Artist","text":"Yeah, no problem.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, no problem.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41815,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"We should think about this...does anyone have any better ideas?","text_w_direction":"We should think about this...does anyone have any better ideas?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41816,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"I like what we have.","text_w_direction":"I like what we have.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41817,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Meredith","text":"Looks good.","text_w_direction":"Looks good.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41818,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41819,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"For sure.","text_w_direction":"For sure.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41820,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Just need a second outside.","text_w_direction":"Just need a second outside.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41821,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Gettin' psyched up?","text_w_direction":"Gettin' psyched up?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41822,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41823,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Andy, nobody really expects you to go through with this...","text_w_direction":"Andy, nobody really expects you to go through with this...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41824,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Tunes..what am I doing here? Why did Robert pick me? ....Confession","text_w_direction":"Tunes..what am I doing here? Why did Robert pick me? ....Confession","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41825,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I mean, do you like it? You having fun? Tell you this, everybody else is having a lot of fun....and you did that.","text_w_direction":"I mean, do you like it? You having fun? [Andy snorts, unsure how to answer] Tell you this, everybody else is having a lot of fun....and you did that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41826,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"My ass is only so big, I mean I can't do this everyday.","text_w_direction":"My ass is only so big, I mean I can't do this everyday.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41827,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"But I think it's big enough to buy you some time till your next great idea....which, by the way, I can't wait for.","text_w_direction":"But I think it's big enough to buy you some time till your next great idea....which, by the way, I can't wait for.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41828,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"No one expects me to go through with this, right?","text_w_direction":"No one expects me to go through with this, right?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41829,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Absolutely not.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely not.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41830,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Let's ink...my stink!","text_w_direction":"Let's ink...my stink! [crowd cheers]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41831,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"My heart belongs to music. But my ass belongs to these people.","text_w_direction":"My heart belongs to music. But my ass belongs to these people.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41832,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Group","text":"Whoa!","text_w_direction":"Whoa!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41833,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Do your worst!","text_w_direction":"[lying on table] Do your worst!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41834,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Tattoo Artist","text":"Uh, you can keep your pants on actually...if just drop ‘em down a bit, that'd be great.","text_w_direction":"Uh, you can keep your pants on actually...if just drop ‘em down a bit, that'd be great.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41835,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"They are already off, my good sir.","text_w_direction":"They are already off, my good sir.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41836,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Tattoo Artist","text":"I'd really prefer they not be down.","text_w_direction":"I'd really prefer they not be down.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41837,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Well, I think down's better. Sweating pretty heavily down there.","text_w_direction":"Well, I think down's better. Sweating pretty heavily down there.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41838,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Do you think you could work from this? we made some small adjustments.","text_w_direction":"Do you think you could work from this? [showing Tattoo artist sketch pad] we made some small adjustments.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41839,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Tattoo Artist","text":"OK, you want me to...","text_w_direction":"OK, you want me to...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41840,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Just a few adjustments","text_w_direction":"Just a few adjustments","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41841,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Tattoo Artist","text":"Alright, let's begin.","text_w_direction":"Alright, let's begin.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41842,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"This is where I grin and be-YOW OW!","text_w_direction":"This is where I grin and be-YOW OW!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41843,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Tattoo Artist","text":"That was just the cotton swab.","text_w_direction":"That was just the cotton swab.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41844,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Invest in softer cotton, sir. OW! Oh! Oooh! oh, whoa!!","text_w_direction":"Invest in softer cotton, sir. [tattooing begins] OW! Oh! Oooh! [Crowd cheers] oh, whoa!!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41845,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Obviously you can go the ass tattoo route and obviously, I'm gonna like it.","text_w_direction":"Obviously you can go the ass tattoo route and obviously, I'm gonna like it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41846,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"DRAW SOME BLOOD!","text_w_direction":"DRAW SOME BLOOD!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41847,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"AHHHHH!!!!!!!","text_w_direction":"AHHHHH!!!!!!!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41848,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Robert","text":"Why did I choose Andy to run the office? Because he's all surface, uncomplicated. What you see is what you get. Could be a recipe for mediocrity, yes, but then again, it might just be why people fight for him.","text_w_direction":"Why did I choose Andy to run the office? Because he's all surface, uncomplicated. What you see is what you get. Could be a recipe for mediocrity, yes, but then again, it might just be why people fight for him.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41849,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"It's a Nard Dog! That's my nickity-name! I love it, I love it!","text_w_direction":"[removes tape to reveal tattoo of puppy] It's a Nard Dog! [group cheers] That's my nickity-name! I love it, I love it!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41850,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Pull up your pants.","text_w_direction":"Pull up your pants.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41851,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Robert","text":"There's something about an underdog that really inspires...the unexceptional.","text_w_direction":"There's something about an underdog that really inspires...the unexceptional.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41852,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Um, what should we talk about?","text_w_direction":"Um, what should we talk about?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41853,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Well, we could talk about an ethical dilemma I'm having.","text_w_direction":"Well, we could talk about an ethical dilemma I'm having.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41854,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Oh yeah, sure. Um, I hope I can help.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah, sure. Um, I hope I can help.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41855,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"A coworker of mine is drinking caffeine while pregnant, and I don't know if I should call social services about it.","text_w_direction":"A coworker of mine is drinking caffeine while pregnant, and I don't know if I should call social services about it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41856,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Angela, that's pretty transparently me.","text_w_direction":"Angela, that's pretty transparently me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41857,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Maybe.","text_w_direction":"Maybe.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41858,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"You know it's just herbal tea.","text_w_direction":"You know it's just herbal tea.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41859,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"In mugs with trace amounts of coffee!","text_w_direction":"In mugs with trace amounts of coffee!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41860,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah. I think you should call social services.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I think you should call social services.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41861,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"I already did.","text_w_direction":"I already did.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41862,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"You know, maybe we should just have our own pregnancies and not pretend like we're in this together.","text_w_direction":"You know, maybe we should just have our own pregnancies and not pretend like we're in this together.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41863,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Fine.","text_w_direction":"Fine.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41864,"season":8,"episode":2,"episode_name":"The Incentive","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Fine.","text_w_direction":"Fine.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1668,"air_date":"2011-09-29"}
{"index":41865,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"....back orders and you never called them.","text_w_direction":"....back orders and you never called them.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41866,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Oscar","text":"Can you believe this?","text_w_direction":"Can you believe this?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41867,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"There's a dog in the car.","text_w_direction":"There's a dog in the car.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41868,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Oscar","text":"You can't leave a dog in a parked car. Snowboarder, it figures.","text_w_direction":"You can't leave a dog in a parked car. [points to \"I'd rather be snowboarding\" bumper sticker] Snowboarder, it figures.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41869,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Do Snowboarders hate animals?","text_w_direction":"Do Snowboarders hate animals?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41870,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Oscar","text":"I bet this guy didn't leave his weed in the car. OK we have to do something because this is incredibly dangerous.","text_w_direction":"I bet this guy didn't leave his weed in the car. OK we have to do something because this is incredibly dangerous.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41871,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Oscar, it's not that hot out.","text_w_direction":"Oscar, it's not that hot out.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41872,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"A car parked in the sun is like a toaster oven.","text_w_direction":"A car parked in the sun is like a toaster oven.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41873,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Well, we don't know how long the driver's been gone and it's not in direct sunlight.","text_w_direction":"Well, we don't know how long the driver's been gone and it's not in direct sunlight.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41874,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kelly","text":"So what, Andy, you wanna just let him die, you scumbag?","text_w_direction":"So what, Andy, you wanna just let him die, you scumbag?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41875,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Here, I'm gonna get in my car. When I start dying, I will honk the horn three times. That means save the dog.","text_w_direction":"Here, I'm gonna get in my car. When I start dying, I will honk the horn three times. That means save the dog.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41876,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"OK, you know what? I'm gonna give him something to drink. Come here, doggy. Come on.","text_w_direction":"OK, you know what? I'm gonna give him something to drink. Come here, doggy. [Whistling and pouring water from bottle into sunroof of car] Come on.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41877,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight! At least aim it.","text_w_direction":"Dwight! At least aim it.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41878,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"There you go! Here doggy! He's not even trying. Come here doggy, come on.","text_w_direction":"There you go! Here doggy! He's not even trying. Come here doggy, come on.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41879,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"We're losing cloud cover.","text_w_direction":"We're losing cloud cover.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41880,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh don't try to get in on it now, Michael Vick.","text_w_direction":"Oh don't try to get in on it now, Michael Vick.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41881,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey, hey, hey. Vick did his time.","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey, hey. Vick did his time.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41882,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Oscar","text":"This guy's been gone long enough. He's lost his right to a window.","text_w_direction":"This guy's been gone long enough. He's lost his right to a window. [Oscar approaches the vehicle with a tire iron]","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41883,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Whoa whoa whoa whoa!","text_w_direction":"Whoa whoa whoa whoa!","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41884,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Oscar","text":"Come on buddy, get back.","text_w_direction":"Come on buddy, get back.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41885,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Whoa, Oscar! What are you- What? No, hey!","text_w_direction":"Whoa, Oscar! What are you- What? No, hey! [Oscar busts out back window, group cries out in protest, then cheers]","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41886,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Alright! Nice job, Oscar!","text_w_direction":"Alright! Nice job, Oscar!","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41887,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Oscar","text":"And one for good measure!","text_w_direction":"And one for good measure! [Busts out taillight, group applauds]","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41888,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"So...ah, who's gonna take the dog?","text_w_direction":"So...ah, who's gonna take the dog?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41889,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Oscar","text":"Why would we take the dog?","text_w_direction":"Why would we take the dog?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41890,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"What if he jumps out the window and runs away?","text_w_direction":"What if he jumps out the window and runs away?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41891,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Oscar","text":"Jim, he's not gonna star-","text_w_direction":"Jim, he's not gonna star- [Dog lunges for open window and barks]","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41892,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Meredith","text":"Whoa!","text_w_direction":"Whoa!","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41893,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Oscar","text":"Shh! Shh! Stay there, stay.","text_w_direction":"Shh! Shh! Stay there, stay.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41894,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Nein. Sits. Goot.","text_w_direction":"Nein. Sits. [snaps as dog calms] Goot.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41895,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Oscar, what do you wanna do, this is kinda your deal. You wanna dog?","text_w_direction":"Oscar, what do you wanna do, this is kinda your deal. You wanna dog?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41896,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Oscar","text":"There we go. That should do it.","text_w_direction":"[Oscar pokes holes in cardboard now taped over window] There we go. That should do it.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41897,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, that's pretty good.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, that's pretty good.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41898,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, that'll work.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, that'll work.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41899,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kelly","text":"That'll work.","text_w_direction":"That'll work.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41900,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Nice job.","text_w_direction":"Nice job.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41901,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Bye poochie!","text_w_direction":"Bye poochie!","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41902,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kelly","text":"Bye.","text_w_direction":"Bye. [Andy barks]","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41903,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Meredith","text":"Bye!","text_w_direction":"Bye! [Kevin's horn honks twice shortly, then one long honk. Shot shows him passed out on his steering wheel.]","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41904,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"What's that come to? Like, what did they each win?","text_w_direction":"What's that come to? Like, what did they each win?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41905,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Oh man, it's gotta be over a hundred thousand dollars.","text_w_direction":"Oh man, it's gotta be over a hundred thousand dollars.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41906,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Awesome.","text_w_direction":"Awesome.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41907,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Before taxes.","text_w_direction":"Before taxes.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41908,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"That's still a lot of money!","text_w_direction":"That's still a lot of money!","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41909,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"The warehouse crew won the lottery yesterday. Nine hundred and fifty thousand dollars. And then they quit!...and no one else can focus. This is it. This is all on my shoulders. I'm the one who has to tell everyone to get back to work, I'm the one who has to tell Darryl to hire a new warehouse crew. I'm the one who has to say those things.","text_w_direction":"The warehouse crew won the lottery yesterday. Nine hundred and fifty thousand dollars. And then they quit!...and no one else can focus. [shot shows warehouse crew going wild in the office] This is it. This is all on my shoulders. I'm the one who has to tell everyone to get back to work, I'm the one who has to tell Darryl to hire a new warehouse crew. I'm the one who has to say those things.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41910,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"Hello?....Justine! Nice surprise! How you doin' baby?....Nah. No no, I didn't win. When I got promoted I stop-...what?...Yeah. Yeah, Glenn won....Oh, you wanna call him? Yeah, you should call him, congratulate him. That'll be-...What?....Oh, his number's in your old phone. Oh, you know what? I might have it right- Whoops.","text_w_direction":"[On phone] Hello?....Justine! [laughs] Nice surprise! How you doin' baby?....Nah. No no, I didn't win. When I got promoted I stop-...what?...Yeah. Yeah, Glenn won....Oh, you wanna call him? Yeah, you should call him, congratulate him. That'll be-...What?....Oh, his number's in your old phone. Oh, you know what? I might have it right- [hangs up] Whoops.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41911,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"When I worked in the warehouse, I was part of that lotto pool. They won ... playing my birthday.","text_w_direction":"When I worked in the warehouse, I was part of that lotto pool. They won ... playing my birthday.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41912,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Oscar","text":"What really interests me is the group dynamic of six people winning the lottery. This will not end well. Right?","text_w_direction":"What really interests me is the group dynamic of six people winning the lottery. This will not end well. Right?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41913,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41914,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Meredith","text":"We're lookin' at at least one suicide and one weird s*x thing.","text_w_direction":"We're lookin' at at least one suicide and one weird s*x thing.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41915,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Oscar","text":"At least.","text_w_direction":"At least.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41916,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"I mean, I don't even know what I'd do with all that money.","text_w_direction":"I mean, I don't even know what I'd do with all that money.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41917,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"I know what you'd do with all that money. \"Hey Pam, let's buy expensive bathrobes and hug.\"","text_w_direction":"I know what you'd do with all that money. [imitating Jim] \"Hey Pam, let's buy expensive bathrobes and hug.\"","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41918,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"No, I'd probably buy a big piece of land in Maine, build a house, work in town. Somewhere I could bike to or kayak to. I'd either bike to my job at the kayak shop or kayak to my job at the bike shop.","text_w_direction":"No, I'd probably buy a big piece of land in Maine, build a house, work in town. Somewhere I could bike to or kayak to. I'd either bike to my job at the kayak shop or kayak to my job at the bike shop.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41919,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"And then on the weekends, would you hacky sack back to reality and spend time with your wife and kids?","text_w_direction":"And then on the weekends, would you hacky sack back to reality and spend time with your wife and kids?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41920,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Whoa. Saucy. I thought you liked Maine?","text_w_direction":"Whoa. Saucy. I thought you liked Maine?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41921,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"I think we should get a townhouse in SoHo...","text_w_direction":"I think we should get a townhouse in SoHo...","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41922,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"SoHo's mostly lofts but OK.","text_w_direction":"SoHo's mostly lofts but OK.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41923,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"And then every morning, I'd walk out on to my terrace and I would breathe in the inspiration of the city. You know? And just gather ideas for my painting...","text_w_direction":"And then every morning, I'd walk out on to my terrace and I would breathe in the inspiration of the city. You know? And just gather ideas for my painting...","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41924,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh, god.","text_w_direction":"Oh, god.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41925,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"And then my handsome husband...","text_w_direction":"And then my handsome husband...","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41926,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Which ideally would be me....","text_w_direction":"Which ideally would be me....","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41927,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Would bring me a flavored coffee.","text_w_direction":"Would bring me a flavored coffee.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41928,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Stop. I'm a barista in your fantasy?","text_w_direction":"Stop. I'm a barista in your fantasy?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41929,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Well in your fantasy we're Stephen King characters.","text_w_direction":"Well in your fantasy we're Stephen King characters.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41930,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"I don't know about Stephen King, I mean...","text_w_direction":"I don't know about Stephen King, I mean...","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41931,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Meredith","text":"get a divorce...get a divorce...","text_w_direction":"[under her breath] get a divorce...get a divorce...","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41932,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kelly","text":"I think I would keep working. And for my salary I guess I would take like a dollar a year....I mean obviously I wouldn't come in till noon and I wouldn't do anything I didn't wanna do. I mean I'm getting paid a dollar a year, OK? You can chill.","text_w_direction":"I think I would keep working. And for my salary I guess I would take like a dollar a year....I mean obviously I wouldn't come in till noon and I wouldn't do anything I didn't wanna do. I mean I'm getting paid a dollar a year, OK? You can chill.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41933,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Are you kidding me?! Guys if I have to ask you to get back to work one more time, I'm gonna change my tone. To down here like Mr. T. and this will get seriously annoying. I feel sympathy for the jerks who have to listen to this all day. Darryl, how we doin' on the new warehouse guys?","text_w_direction":"Are you kidding me?! Guys if I have to ask you to get back to work one more time, I'm gonna change my tone. [lowers voice] To down here like Mr. T. and this will get seriously annoying. I feel sympathy for the jerks who have to listen to this all day. [normal voice] Darryl, how we doin' on the new warehouse guys?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41934,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41935,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"What d-? What..what? Wuh, do we have new guys, or what?","text_w_direction":"What d-? What..what? Wuh, do we have new guys, or what?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41936,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41937,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Are they on their way over?","text_w_direction":"Are they on their way over?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41938,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"I haven't hired anyone.","text_w_direction":"I haven't hired anyone.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41939,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"What? No warehouse guys? I have an important order that has to go out by five. I emailed you about it.","text_w_direction":"What? No warehouse guys? I have an important order that has to go out by five. I emailed you about it.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41940,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"I'm not checkin' email till lunch. Four hour work week.","text_w_direction":"I'm not checkin' email till lunch. Four hour work week.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41941,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"This is kinda time sensitive.","text_w_direction":"This is kinda time sensitive.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41942,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"I got it. I'm doin' it.","text_w_direction":"I got it. I'm doin' it.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41943,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"Andy, this is a seriously big order. I can't lose this client.","text_w_direction":"Andy, this is a seriously big order. I can't lose this client.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41944,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Alright, well until we have a new crew, let's get some volunteers for warehouse duty. Who's in?","text_w_direction":"Alright, well until we have a new crew, let's get some volunteers for warehouse duty. Who's in? [Erin raises hand]","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41945,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"As long as you guys don't need me up here.","text_w_direction":"As long as you guys don't need me up here.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41946,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"No..we don't","text_w_direction":"No..we don't","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41947,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"I think we'll be fine.","text_w_direction":"I think we'll be fine. [group murmurs in agreement]","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41948,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Oscar","text":"Really, nobody's gonna help her? Is chivalry dead?","text_w_direction":"Really, nobody's gonna help her? Is chivalry dead?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41949,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Are you volunteering?","text_w_direction":"Are you volunteering?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41950,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Oscar","text":"Of course. I would. But my hip....I would kill to be at a hundred percent.","text_w_direction":"Of course. I would. But my hip....I would kill to be at a hundred percent. [Angela rolls eyes]","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41951,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Jim! How 'bout you?","text_w_direction":"Jim! How 'bout you?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41952,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, yeah. I mean, as the strongest person in this office, I guess I should go down with you...","text_w_direction":"Uh, yeah. I mean, as the strongest person in this office, I guess I should go down with you...","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41953,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey...OK no. No. That. You are so not...oh god. False. Andy, I will volunteer.","text_w_direction":"Hey...OK no. No. That. You are so not...oh god. [grunts] False. Andy, I will volunteer.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41954,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Great. And Kevin.","text_w_direction":"Great. And Kevin.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41955,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Good old Kevin. He'll do anything. Well guess what? I will not do a good job.","text_w_direction":"Good old Kevin. He'll do anything. Well guess what? I will not do a good job.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41956,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, thank you.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thank you.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41957,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41958,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Wait, wait. What's this?","text_w_direction":"Wait, wait. What's this? [holds up clipboard]","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41959,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"Oh, sorry. I thought it was a guess your baby's birth weight pool.","text_w_direction":"Oh, sorry. I thought it was a guess your baby's birth weight pool.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41960,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"It says \"Lotto Pool\", right on top.","text_w_direction":"It says \"Lotto Pool\", right on top. [points to obvious title]","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41961,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"Yeah. And I said sorry.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. And I said sorry.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41962,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Oh come on. You really think I'm gonna have a fourteen pound baby?","text_w_direction":"Oh come on. You really think I'm gonna have a fourteen pound baby?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41963,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"When did I get so fat?","text_w_direction":"When did I get so fat?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41964,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"You look awesome.","text_w_direction":"You look awesome.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41965,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"I didn't hire anyone if that's why you're here.","text_w_direction":"I didn't hire anyone if that's why you're here.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41966,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Where are we in the process?","text_w_direction":"Where are we in the process?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41967,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"I have a file of applicants here. I just gotta open it, look at it, interview a bunch of guys,hire some of 'em. So I'd say we're in the early stages of the process.","text_w_direction":"I have a file of applicants here. I just gotta open it, look at it, interview a bunch of guys,hire some of 'em. So I'd say we're in the early stages of the process.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41968,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Did you go out celebrating with the guys last night?","text_w_direction":"Did you go out celebrating with the guys last night?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41969,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"The guys did invite me out to celebrate but I decided to just stay home. Eat a bunch of tacos in my basement.","text_w_direction":"The guys did invite me out to celebrate but I decided to just stay home. Eat a bunch of tacos in my basement.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41970,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"You do have a fantastic basement.","text_w_direction":"You do have a fantastic basement.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41971,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"I did. I did have a fantastic basement. Now it smells like tacos. You can't air out a basement and taco air is heavy. Settles at the lowest point.","text_w_direction":"I did. I did have a fantastic basement. Now it smells like tacos. You can't air out a basement and taco air is heavy. Settles at the lowest point.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41972,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Right. Um, well how 'bout we take a look at some applications? ...This guy wrote his in green ink, that's pretty cool. Check it out.Hey! There ya go...there he is.","text_w_direction":"Right. Um, well how 'bout we take a look at some applications? ...This guy wrote his in green ink, that's pretty cool. Check it out. [attempts to give Darryl application who ignores him at first but then takes it]Hey! There ya go...there he is.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41973,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"That is not Darryl. I don't know where Darryl is. I suspect probably our Darryl is inside of fat Darryl.","text_w_direction":"That is not Darryl. I don't know where Darryl is. I suspect probably our Darryl is inside of fat Darryl.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41974,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"OK. Three hundred boxes of twenty pound white. That's seventy-five boxes per person, so that's not so bad.","text_w_direction":"OK. Three hundred boxes of twenty pound white. That's seventy-five boxes per person, so that's not so bad.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41975,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Negative! Three hundred boxes for me, zero for you chumps. Deal with it!","text_w_direction":"Negative! Three hundred boxes for me, zero for you chumps. Deal with it! [climbs into forklift]","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41976,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Nice. Whoa whoa whoa whoa! Oh!","text_w_direction":"Nice. [Dwight runs forklift into wall of warehouse] Whoa whoa whoa whoa! Oh!","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41977,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Damn!","text_w_direction":"Damn! [Dwight reverses pulling the wall with him. Erin screams. Dwight leaves forklift and begins lifting boxes by hand.]","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41978,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Yup.","text_w_direction":"Yup.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41979,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Welcome, everybody! My name is Andy and this is my other brother Darryl. What? No Newhart fans? OK...Darryl, how do we usually kick these things off?","text_w_direction":"Welcome, everybody! My name is Andy and this is my other brother Darryl.[no one laughs] What? No Newhart fans? OK...Darryl, how do we usually kick these things off?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41980,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"You mean what did we do the last time the warehouse won the lottery?","text_w_direction":"You mean what did we do the last time the warehouse won the lottery?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41981,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Female Applicant","text":"Your old crew won the lottery?","text_w_direction":"Your old crew won the lottery?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41982,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Does anyone have experience? Shelving, storing, keeping track. What do we use, the Dewey Decimal system?","text_w_direction":"Does anyone have experience? Shelving, storing, keeping track. What do we use, the Dewey Decimal system?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41983,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Male Applicant 1","text":"Wait, wait. So all the old guys quit?","text_w_direction":"Wait, wait. So all the old guys quit?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41984,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"Oh yeah.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41985,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Well-","text_w_direction":"Well-","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41986,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"One of 'em, Glenn, is starting one of those fat camps where he steals your kid in the middle of the night. Madge and a couple other guys might start a strip club, but on a boat. And Heday is investing in an energy drink for Asian homosexuals.","text_w_direction":"One of 'em, Glenn, is starting one of those fat camps where he steals your kid in the middle of the night. Madge and a couple other guys might start a strip club, but on a boat. And Heday is investing in an energy drink for Asian homosexuals. [Andy laughs awkwardly]","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41987,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Um, can you guys give us a minute? But stay close, you're all doing great. maybe grab a coffee..or if there's any donuts out you can split one. You know they're for everybody so people get fussy....You know what? Just have a donut. Do you wanna talk about this not winning the lottery thing?","text_w_direction":"Um, can you guys give us a minute? But stay close, you're all doing great. [group begins leaving] maybe grab a coffee..or if there's any donuts out you can split one. You know they're for everybody so people get fussy....You know what? Just have a donut. [shuts door and sits, gesturing for Darryl to sit next to him. Then gets up to stand near Darryl.] Do you wanna talk about this not winning the lottery thing?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41988,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"I don't","text_w_direction":"I don't","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41989,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"You sure? Cause you keep talking about it, so...","text_w_direction":"You sure? Cause you keep talking about it, so...","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41990,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"Nope. I'm good. I'm here. Let's find some warehouse workers.","text_w_direction":"Nope. I'm good. I'm here. Let's find some warehouse workers.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41991,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Good. Great. Then can you say things that aren't like a huge bummer to everybody? Cause the more I talk, the more they're gonna realize I don't know what I'm talking about.","text_w_direction":"Good. Great. Then can you say things that aren't like a huge bummer to everybody? Cause the more I talk, the more they're gonna realize I don't know what I'm talking about.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41992,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41993,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"We need you, OK?","text_w_direction":"We need you, OK?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41994,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41995,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"OK?","text_w_direction":"OK?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41996,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41997,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41998,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"What's the problem? Grunting is scientifically proven to add more power. Ask any female tennis player. Or her husband.","text_w_direction":"[Grunts while lifting box into truck] What's the problem? Grunting is scientifically proven to add more power. Ask any female tennis player. Or her husband. [Erin grunts loudly and tosses box toward truck but misses]","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":41999,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"I didn't feel anything.","text_w_direction":"I didn't feel anything.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42000,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Alright! Thank you for coming back in, again. Uh, now we're gonna ask you a few questions. Darryl, you have the floor.","text_w_direction":"Alright! Thank you for coming back in, again. Uh, now we're gonna ask you a few questions. Darryl, you have the floor.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42001,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"Why do you wanna work here?","text_w_direction":"Why do you wanna work here?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42002,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Male Applicant 1","text":"I need a job.","text_w_direction":"I need a job.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42003,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"That's not a good reason.","text_w_direction":"That's not a good reason.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42004,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Good. Keepin' 'em honest.","text_w_direction":"Good. Keepin' 'em honest.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42005,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"Don't just take the first job that comes your way. Cause next thing you know, it's ten years later and you're still there. Could write your obituary tomorrow, it's not gonna change.","text_w_direction":"Don't just take the first job that comes your way. Cause next thing you know, it's ten years later and you're still there. Could write your obituary tomorrow, it's not gonna change.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42006,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Are we scaring them straight....?","text_w_direction":"Are we scaring them straight....?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42007,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"I hope so. Think about this carefully. There's better lives than this one.","text_w_direction":"I hope so. Think about this carefully. There's better lives than this one.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42008,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"I've never been lucky. And I'm not talkin' about the lottery, I'm talkin' 'bout stuff like developing a soy allergy at thirty-five. Who gets a soy allergy at thirty-five? And why is soy in everything?","text_w_direction":"I've never been lucky. And I'm not talkin' about the lottery, I'm talkin' 'bout stuff like developing a soy allergy at thirty-five. Who gets a soy allergy at thirty-five? And why is soy in everything?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42009,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"Nice. Right back where I like you. Can you make ten copies of this for me?","text_w_direction":"Nice. Right back where I like you. [Pam is sitting at reception covering for Erin] Can you make ten copies of this for me?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42010,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42011,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"Why not? What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"Why not? What are you doing?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42012,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Uh, buying lottery tickets online.","text_w_direction":"Uh, buying lottery tickets online. [Ryan laughs]","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42013,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"Ah, everyone wants to be rich, but nobody wants to work for it.","text_w_direction":"Ah, everyone wants to be rich, but nobody wants to work for it.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42014,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"You came in at 10","text_w_direction":"You came in at 10","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42015,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"OK, (we'll just dismiss it.)??????","text_w_direction":"OK, (we'll just dismiss it.)??????","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42016,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Is everyone licensed?","text_w_direction":"Is everyone licensed?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42017,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Male Applicant 2","text":"Like a driver's license?","text_w_direction":"Like a driver's license?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42018,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"No. Warehouse license....Masters in warehouse sciences?...I, I feel like Darryl has talked about a license of some kind.","text_w_direction":"No. Warehouse license....Masters in warehouse sciences?...I, I feel like Darryl has talked about a license of some kind.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42019,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Female Applicant","text":"Is this a joke?","text_w_direction":"Is this a joke?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42020,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"No. Not joking. This is real....painfully real, what is happening right now.","text_w_direction":"No. Not joking. This is real....painfully real, what is happening right now.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42021,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"OK, I'm not gonna make it. I'm turning back.","text_w_direction":"[On all fours with a box on his back] OK, I'm not gonna make it. I'm turning back.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42022,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"There's gotta be a better way to do this. This is literally how they built the pyramids.","text_w_direction":"There's gotta be a better way to do this. This is literally how they built the pyramids.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42023,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, they whipped people which was helpful. But you're right. We should be able to find a more efficient way of moving boxes than Madge or Heday.","text_w_direction":"Well, they whipped people which was helpful. But you're right. We should be able to find a more efficient way of moving boxes than Madge or Heday.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42024,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah Not that they're not smart people.","text_w_direction":"Yeah [laughs and then notices camera] Not that they're not smart people.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42025,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"No, no. Very smart. Uh, theirs is more of a physical intelligence.","text_w_direction":"[Noticing camera] No, no. Very smart. Uh, theirs is more of a physical intelligence.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42026,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"I'd go with that.","text_w_direction":"I'd go with that.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42027,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Like baboons or elephants.","text_w_direction":"Like baboons or elephants.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42028,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Not that, don't...","text_w_direction":"Not that, don't...","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42029,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Guys! When I was a kid, my sisters used to butter me up and slide me across the linoleum floor of the kitchen. Then really made them laugh.","text_w_direction":"Guys! When I was a kid, my sisters used to butter me up and slide me across the linoleum floor of the kitchen. Then really made them laugh.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42030,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"It's a great idea Kev, I don't think it applies here though, so maybe we just-","text_w_direction":"It's a great idea Kev, I don't think it applies here though, so maybe we just-","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42031,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah we move stuff and it was fun.","text_w_direction":"Yeah we move stuff and it was fun.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42032,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Kevin! Doesn't apply.","text_w_direction":"Kevin! Doesn't apply.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42033,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Right. My mom-","text_w_direction":"Right. My mom-","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42034,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"You need to drop it, OK? They hate it. I like it a lot but they hate it so drop it!","text_w_direction":"[grabbing Kevin's arm] You need to drop it, OK? They hate it. I like it a lot but they hate it so drop it! [Kevin tears up]","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42035,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Does anyone get distracted easily by bubble wrap? You'll be dealing with lots of bubble wrap obviously. Um...","text_w_direction":"Does anyone get distracted easily by bubble wrap? [raises hand and laughs] You'll be dealing with lots of bubble wrap obviously. Um...","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42036,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Male Applicant 1","text":"How much longer is this gonna take?","text_w_direction":"How much longer is this gonna take?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42037,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"Did you hire 'em?","text_w_direction":"Did you hire 'em?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42038,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"No. Because they all left.","text_w_direction":"No. Because they all left.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42039,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"What do you mean \"they left\"?","text_w_direction":"What do you mean \"they left\"?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42040,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"I mean, after you bailed? I got confused and frankly a little weird and the stuff that you said certainly didn't help.","text_w_direction":"I mean, after you bailed? I got confused and frankly a little weird and the stuff that you said certainly didn't help.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42041,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"Then I think you should fire me.","text_w_direction":"Then I think you should fire me.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42042,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"What are you talking about? I'm not gonna fire you.","text_w_direction":"What are you talking about? I'm not gonna fire you.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42043,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah. Just put me out of my misery.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Just put me out of my misery.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42044,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":".....OK, this is weird. I don't, I don't get the joke.","text_w_direction":".....OK, this is weird. I don't, I don't get the joke.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42045,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"No? OK. I don't wanna be here anymore. Fire me.","text_w_direction":"No? OK. I don't wanna be here anymore. Fire me.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42046,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"So Darryl says to me \"fire me\". But what he really means is \"I'm gonna say something really weird, try and figure out what it means.\" So I say \"No, you're not fired.\" But what I really mean is \"I have no idea what your talking about, but I'm gonna go ahead and hire some people for the warehouse and hope that you eventually start feeling better.\"........I really hope that's what he and I mean.","text_w_direction":"So Darryl says to me \"fire me\". But what he really means is \"I'm gonna say something really weird, try and figure out what it means.\" So I say \"No, you're not fired.\" But what I really mean is \"I have no idea what your talking about, but I'm gonna go ahead and hire some people for the warehouse and hope that you eventually start feeling better.\"........I really hope that's what he and I mean.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42047,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Attention! Does anyone know anyone who could work in the warehouse? We can pay. Come on Oscar, who's the most jacked guy in all of Scranton? Like your wildest fantasy guy.","text_w_direction":"Attention! Does anyone know anyone who could work in the warehouse? We can pay. Come on Oscar, who's the most jacked guy in all of Scranton? Like your wildest fantasy guy.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42048,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Oscar","text":"Bulk or definition?","text_w_direction":"Bulk or definition?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42049,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Definition.","text_w_direction":"Definition.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42050,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Oscar","text":"Bruce Kenwood. He hangs out at Plant Fitness.","text_w_direction":"Bruce Kenwood. He hangs out at Plant Fitness.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42051,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Are those just show muscles? Or is he really strong?","text_w_direction":"Are those just show muscles? Or is he really strong?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42052,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Oscar","text":"Oh, he's plenty strong.","text_w_direction":"Oh, he's plenty strong.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42053,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Oscar","text":"It used to be Reggie Winters out at Gold's Gym. But he moved away. And then it was between Bruce and this guy Dean. Um, but Dean got fixated on his calves and uh, and his triceps went to hell.","text_w_direction":"It used to be Reggie Winters out at Gold's Gym. But he moved away. And then it was between Bruce and this guy Dean. Um, but Dean got fixated on his calves and uh, and his triceps went to hell.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42054,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"So. I've been thinking, after we win the lottery, we take our winnings....","text_w_direction":"So. I've been thinking, after we win the lottery, we take our winnings....","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42055,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Our fake winnings","text_w_direction":"Our fake winnings","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42056,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"And we move to the south of France. See? No, there's plenty of bicycling for you. I think that's where they do the Tour de France.","text_w_direction":"And we move to the south of France. See? No, there's plenty of bicycling for you. I think that's where they do the Tour de France.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42057,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"It is, yeah. I mean I just don't know why I'm compromising if it's my fantasy. Cause in my fantasy it's Maine and you love it.","text_w_direction":"It is, yeah. I mean I just don't know why I'm compromising if it's my fantasy. Cause in my fantasy it's Maine and you love it.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42058,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Because I'm never gonna act like that, even in your fantasy.","text_w_direction":"Because I'm never gonna act like that, even in your fantasy.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42059,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Nope. You're, you're doing a great job of it in my fantasy right now.","text_w_direction":"Nope. You're, you're doing a great job of it in my fantasy right now. [Pam sighs]","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42060,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, idiot. What did Erin want again?","text_w_direction":"Hey, idiot. What did Erin want again?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42061,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"A...hot chocolate tea","text_w_direction":"A...hot chocolate tea","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42062,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Gideon. You are a PhD candidate studying America's diminishing blue-collar workforce?","text_w_direction":"Gideon. You are a PhD candidate studying America's diminishing blue-collar workforce?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42063,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Gideon","text":"North America...and, diminishing is a little reductive, but uh sure. That's the headline version.","text_w_direction":"North America...and, diminishing is a little reductive, but uh sure. That's the headline version.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42064,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Great....Well, it'll bring a fresh new perspective to the warehouse.","text_w_direction":"Great....Well, it'll bring a fresh new perspective to the warehouse.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42065,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Gideon","text":"FYI, Wednesday through Friday I have a pretty full teaching schedule.","text_w_direction":"FYI, Wednesday through Friday I have a pretty full teaching schedule.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42066,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Eh, cool. We'll figure that out.","text_w_direction":"Eh, cool. We'll figure that out.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42067,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nate","text":"Also, FYI, ah, I don't techinically have a hearing problem, but sometimes when there's a lot of noises occurring uh at the same time, I'll hear 'em as one big jumble. Uh, again it's not that I can't hear, uh because that's false. I can. Um, I just can't distinguish between everything I'm hearing.","text_w_direction":"Also, FYI, ah, I don't techinically have a hearing problem, but sometimes when there's a lot of noises occurring uh at the same time, I'll hear 'em as one big jumble. Uh, again it's not that I can't hear, uh because that's false. I can. Um, I just can't distinguish between everything I'm hearing.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42068,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Got it. Dually noted. You! Coolest tank top I have ever seen. Where did you get that?","text_w_direction":"Got it. Dually noted. You! [points to Bruce] Coolest tank top I have ever seen. Where did you get that?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42069,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Bruce","text":"Made it.","text_w_direction":"Made it.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42070,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"So cool! What a cross-section we have here. That's what I love about interviewing. I get to meet all these people I wouldn't ordinarily meet or know or even talk to.","text_w_direction":"So cool! What a cross-section we have here. That's what I love about interviewing. I get to meet all these people I wouldn't ordinarily meet or know or even talk to.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42071,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Message in a Bottle, The Postman...","text_w_direction":"Message in a Bottle, The Postman...","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42072,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Kevin Costner.","text_w_direction":"Kevin Costner.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42073,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Kevin Costner.","text_w_direction":"Kevin Costner.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42074,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. [Shot shows Kevin and Erin greasing floor of warehouse]","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42075,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"So I found this grease. And then I remembered that you thought it was a great idea.","text_w_direction":"So I found this grease. And then I remembered that you thought it was a great idea.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42076,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"You did say it was a great idea. I heard you say it!","text_w_direction":"You did say it was a great idea. I heard you say it!","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42077,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"So, it's not the dumbest idea.","text_w_direction":"So, it's not the dumbest idea.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42078,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"It's not the greatest one either...","text_w_direction":"It's not the greatest one either...","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42079,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"But, the fact remains we gotta move these boxes.","text_w_direction":"But, the fact remains we gotta move these boxes.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42080,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"And it's clear we're not going to carry them.","text_w_direction":"And it's clear we're not going to carry them. [Dwight grunts loudly in shot showing them sliding boxes over the greased floor]","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42081,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"So sadly, it's the best idea on the table.","text_w_direction":"So sadly, it's the best idea on the table.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42082,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Exactly.","text_w_direction":"Exactly.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42083,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"I think we're ready to give thi- Jim?","text_w_direction":"I think we're ready to give thi- [Kevin slips on grease and falls] Jim?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42084,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Is he OK?","text_w_direction":"Is he OK?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42085,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Yep. He'll be fine.","text_w_direction":"Yep. He'll be fine.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42086,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Surprise! Your new crew.","text_w_direction":"Surprise! Your new crew.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42087,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"Would you just fire me, man?","text_w_direction":"Would you just fire me, man?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42088,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Why? Because you didn't win the lottery? How am I supposed to make you happy?","text_w_direction":"Why? Because you didn't win the lottery? How am I supposed to make you happy?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42089,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"You wanna make me happy? Huh?","text_w_direction":"You wanna make me happy? Huh?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42090,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42091,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"Give me your job.","text_w_direction":"Give me your job.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42092,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Haha, what?","text_w_direction":"Haha, what?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42093,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"I'll do it better than you. I earned it. I deserve it. I got passed over, God knows why, reasons I cannot and will not understand. The job was mine Andy, everyone said it was mine. Make me manager or fire me.","text_w_direction":"I'll do it better than you. I earned it. I deserve it. I got passed over, God knows why, reasons I cannot and will not understand. The job was mine Andy, everyone said it was mine. Make me manager or fire me.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42094,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"I'm not gonna give you my job! It's my job! I earned it! And here's the thing, you weren't even next in line. I asked about you, I saw your file. You have a history of being short with people and you hired Glenn, your buddy! To replace you in the warehouse. He was under qualified. They saw that.","text_w_direction":"I'm not gonna give you my job! It's my job! I earned it! And here's the thing, you weren't even next in line. I asked about you, I saw your file. You have a history of being short with people and you hired Glenn, your buddy! To replace you in the warehouse. He was under qualified. They saw that.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42095,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nate","text":"Also, Darryl, FYI, I already told this to Andy, but uh, you should probably know I technically don't have a hearing problem, it's just when there's a lot of noises...","text_w_direction":"Also, Darryl, FYI, I already told this to Andy, but uh, you should probably know I technically don't have a hearing problem, it's just when there's a lot of noises...","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42096,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Nate! Please....thank you. You have no business education, you were gonna take classes under D'Angelo, what happened to that?","text_w_direction":"Nate! Please....thank you. You have no business education, you were gonna take classes under D'Angelo, what happened to that?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42097,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"He died.","text_w_direction":"He died.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42098,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"He didn't die, his brain died. And my brain is still very much alive and I'd be happy to give you business classes. How come you haven't asked me about it?","text_w_direction":"He didn't die, his brain died. And my brain is still very much alive and I'd be happy to give you business classes. How come you haven't asked me about it?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42099,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nate","text":"What wa-, what was the last...I'm havin' a-","text_w_direction":"What wa-, what was the last...I'm havin' a-","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42100,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"None, no part of this has anything to do with you.","text_w_direction":"None, no part of this has anything to do with you.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42101,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"I didn't have time because of my daughter.","text_w_direction":"I didn't have time because of my daughter.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42102,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, but you had time for a softball clinic, and a Mediterranean cooking class.","text_w_direction":"Oh, but you had time for a softball clinic, and a Mediterranean cooking class.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42103,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey I'm not gonna tell you this stuff if you gonna throw it back in my face.","text_w_direction":"Hey I'm not gonna tell you this stuff if you gonna throw it back in my face.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42104,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Hey. Here's the thing. Jo saw something in you. She loved you! She gave you a shot and then you stopped pushing. She noticed.","text_w_direction":"Hey. Here's the thing. Jo saw something in you. She loved you! She gave you a shot and then you stopped pushing. She noticed. [long pause]","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42105,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42106,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"OK what?","text_w_direction":"OK what?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42107,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"OK, don't fire me.","text_w_direction":"OK, don't fire me.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42108,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Ah, OK.","text_w_direction":"Ah, OK.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42109,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"My future's not gonna be determined by seven little white lotto balls. It's gonna be determined by two big black balls. I control my destiny. I do.","text_w_direction":"My future's not gonna be determined by seven little white lotto balls. It's gonna be determined by two big black balls. I control my destiny. I do.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42110,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"I put some guys on tonight. Best of your bunch and my bunch. Tell you now though, it's gonna be mostly my bunch.","text_w_direction":"I put some guys on tonight. Best of your bunch and my bunch. Tell you now though, it's gonna be mostly my bunch.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42111,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah. That makes sense. OK. Good, alright.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. [laughs] That makes sense. OK. Good, alright.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42112,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Here...","text_w_direction":"Here...","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42113,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"What is goin' on?!","text_w_direction":"What is goin' on?! [shot shows greased aisle flanked by rows of boxes]","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42114,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh hey guys.","text_w_direction":"Oh hey guys.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42115,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"Why is the forklift in the wall?","text_w_direction":"Why is the forklift in the wall?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42116,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Why is the truck empty?","text_w_direction":"Why is the truck empty?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42117,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh, it's not totally empty.","text_w_direction":"Uh, it's not totally empty.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42118,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"Is that grease on my floor?","text_w_direction":"Is that grease on my floor?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42119,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"OK, I can see why you're angry, you're coming into this cold. But believe me a lot of thought went into this.","text_w_direction":"OK, I can see why you're angry, you're coming into this cold. But believe me a lot of thought went into this.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42120,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"And did your brains tell you to ruin these boxes with grease?","text_w_direction":"And did your brains tell you to ruin these boxes with grease?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42121,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"OK Darryl, listen and then you will understand. The boxes were ruined during our first trial testing so now it's cool cause we found another use for them.","text_w_direction":"OK Darryl, listen and then you will understand. The boxes were ruined during our first trial testing so now it's cool cause we found another use for them.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42122,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"OK, alright, that's...look. All we were trying to do is we thought we could come up with a more efficient way to do things.","text_w_direction":"OK, alright, that's...look. All we were trying to do is we thought we could come up with a more efficient way to do things.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42123,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"And?","text_w_direction":"And?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42124,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"And we did.","text_w_direction":"And we did.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42125,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42126,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Jim? Tell them what it's called.","text_w_direction":"Jim? Tell them what it's called.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42127,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"That's alright.","text_w_direction":"That's alright.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42128,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"No Jim, tell 'em what a name is.","text_w_direction":"No Jim, tell 'em what a name is.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42129,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Doesn't matter what the name is. Señor Loadenstein, that's stupid.","text_w_direction":"Doesn't matter what the name is. Señor Loadenstein, that's stupid.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42130,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Señor Loadenstein. Tell 'em why it's called that, Jim.","text_w_direction":"[laughing] Señor Loadenstein. Tell 'em why it's called that, Jim.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42131,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"That's OK, we're good.","text_w_direction":"That's OK, we're good.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42132,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Jim...","text_w_direction":"Jim...","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42133,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"No, Jim. Tell us why it's called Señor Loadenstein.","text_w_direction":"No, Jim. Tell us why it's called Señor Loadenstein.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42134,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Porque es muy rapido.","text_w_direction":"Porque es muy rapido.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42135,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"OK. You know what? It's been a real busy day, what do you say we put all this away.","text_w_direction":"OK. You know what? It's been a real busy day, what do you say we put all this away.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42136,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"Let me see it.","text_w_direction":"Let me see it.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42137,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"It's uh, it's in beta testing.","text_w_direction":"It's uh, it's in beta testing.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42138,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"Let me see it!","text_w_direction":"Let me see it!","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42139,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Get the thing, go! Lube it up, Kevin! Start mopping.","text_w_direction":"Get the thing, go! Lube it up, Kevin! Start mopping.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42140,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight, Erin, Jim & Kevin","text":"Uno! Dos! Tres!","text_w_direction":"Uno! Dos! Tres! [Shot shows Jim & Dwight pulling ropes attached to a plank holding Erin in a helmet and boxes of paper down the greased runway, Dwight grunts]","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42141,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah, I lost my client.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I lost my client.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42142,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Creed","text":"I already won the lottery. I was born in the US of A, baby. And as backup I have a Swiss passport.","text_w_direction":"I already won the lottery. I was born in the US of A, baby. And as backup I have a Swiss passport.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42143,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Toby","text":"I would spend a lot of time launching my true crime podcast, The Flenderson Files. Dum bum buh. Flenderson files.","text_w_direction":"I would spend a lot of time launching my true crime podcast, The Flenderson Files. Dum bum buh. [whispers] Flenderson files.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42144,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"We came to an agreement. We're going to live in a stunning pre-war brownstone at the top of a mountain.","text_w_direction":"We came to an agreement. We're going to live in a stunning pre-war brownstone at the top of a mountain.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42145,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Right. It's city and country combined.","text_w_direction":"Right. It's city and country combined.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42146,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Just a subway stop away are the best museums in the world.","text_w_direction":"Just a subway stop away are the best museums in the world.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42147,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"And I can fish right from the window of Pam's pottery studio. And we can chat any time we want.","text_w_direction":"And I can fish right from the window of Pam's pottery studio. And we can chat any time we want.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42148,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Just like now.","text_w_direction":"Just like now.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42149,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Just like now....too bad the schools are terrible.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Just like now....too bad the schools are terrible.","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42150,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Oh..","text_w_direction":"Oh..","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42151,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"But what are you gonna do about that?","text_w_direction":"But what are you gonna do about that?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42152,"season":8,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Lotto","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"What are you gonna do?","text_w_direction":"What are you gonna do?","imdb_rating":7.3,"total_votes":1601,"air_date":"2011-10-06"}
{"index":42153,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Hey. So, we saw a new billboard.","text_w_direction":"[entering office] Hey. So, we saw a new billboard.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42154,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah? Pretty cool, huh?","text_w_direction":"Yeah? Pretty cool, huh?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42155,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"What better way to announce our new slightly lower prices than with an ad campaign? And what better face for an ad campaign than our new regional manager?","text_w_direction":"What better way to announce our new slightly lower prices than with an ad campaign? And what better face for an ad campaign than our new regional manager?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42156,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"How'd it look?","text_w_direction":"How'd it look?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42157,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"You've seen it, right?","text_w_direction":"You've seen it, right?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42158,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42159,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Andy, somebody defaced it.","text_w_direction":"Andy, somebody defaced it.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42160,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"What? Morning, Stanley.","text_w_direction":"What? [Stanley enters office laughing] Morning, Stanley.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42161,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"There's this thing that people tend to do with billboards. How do I put this? If there's an opportunity for a graffiti artist to work in a... phallic shape, interacting with the artwork, it'll happen, and Andy gave them that opportunity.","text_w_direction":"There's this thing that people tend to do with billboards. How do I put this? If there's an opportunity for a graffiti artist to work in a... phallic shape, interacting with the artwork, it'll happen, and Andy gave them that opportunity.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42162,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Erin, how long did we order those billboards for?","text_w_direction":"Erin, how long did we order those billboards for?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42163,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Six months.","text_w_direction":"Six months.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42164,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, god. I need you to call the billboard company.","text_w_direction":"Oh, god. I need you to call the billboard company.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42165,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"Great billboard! Funny, edgy, right up to the line without crossing it, loved it.","text_w_direction":"[entering office] Great billboard! Funny, edgy, right up to the line without crossing it, loved it.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42166,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Which one did you see?","text_w_direction":"Which one did you see?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42167,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"Washington Street, the one with, like, twenty dongs on it.","text_w_direction":"Washington Street, the one with, like, twenty dongs on it.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42168,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, don't be gross.","text_w_direction":"Okay, don't be gross.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42169,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"What's going on?","text_w_direction":"[entering office] What's going on?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42170,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Somebody defaced the billboards we just put out in an inappropriate way.","text_w_direction":"Somebody defaced the billboards we just put out in an inappropriate way.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42171,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, that's funny. Wait, from the photo shoot with you and me?","text_w_direction":"Oh, that's funny. Wait, from the photo shoot with you and me?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42172,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42173,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"No. No. No! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! No, no, no, no, no, no, No, No, No, NO, NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!","text_w_direction":"No. No. No! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! [running from building] No, no, no, no, no, no, No, No, No, NO, NO! NO! NO! NO! [stopping in front of defaced billboard] NOOOOOOOOO!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42174,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Schrute Farms is very easy to find, it's right in the middle of the root vegetable district. If the soil starts to get acidic, you've probably gone too far.","text_w_direction":"Schrute Farms is very easy to find, it's right in the middle of the root vegetable district. If the soil starts to get acidic, you've probably gone too far.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42175,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Just give us the address. We'll look it up online.","text_w_direction":"Just give us the address. We'll look it up online.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42176,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"It's simpler this way.","text_w_direction":"It's simpler this way.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42177,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"It's really not.","text_w_direction":"It's really not.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42178,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Now, stated arrival time is 3 p.m.","text_w_direction":"Now, stated arrival time is 3 p.m.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42179,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"I don't get the reason for this party.","text_w_direction":"I don't get the reason for this party.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42180,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah, what's the reason?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, what's the reason?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42181,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"What's the reason, Andy? What's the reason?","text_w_direction":"What's the reason, Andy? What's the reason?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42182,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"It's just a garden party. Sheesh.","text_w_direction":"It's just a garden party. Sheesh.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42183,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"You don't need a reason to throw a garden party anymore than you need a reason to throw a birthday party. It's a garden party. You don't need a reason.","text_w_direction":"You don't need a reason to throw a garden party anymore than you need a reason to throw a birthday party. It's a garden party. You don't need a reason.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42184,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Few other super simple reminders – no burping, no slurping, when eating take small bites and chew thoroughly with your mouth closed. Yes, Darryl?","text_w_direction":"Few other super simple reminders – no burping, no slurping, when eating take small bites and chew thoroughly with your mouth closed. Yes, Darryl?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42185,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"What happens when we're done chewing? Do we spit it out on the floor, or keep it in our mouths the rest of the time?","text_w_direction":"What happens when we're done chewing? Do we spit it out on the floor, or keep it in our mouths the rest of the time?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42186,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"I get it, I'm being a little overbearing. But I promise to be underbearing for a week if you guys just all... step it up.","text_w_direction":"I get it, I'm being a little overbearing. But I promise to be underbearing for a week if you guys just all... step it up.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42187,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"Andy, we understand basic table manners, we're not children.","text_w_direction":"Andy, we understand basic table manners, we're not children.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42188,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah, it's just a picnic.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it's just a picnic.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42189,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"This is not a picnic, Phyllis, it's a garden party.","text_w_direction":"This is not a picnic, Phyllis, it's a garden party.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42190,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"There's a grill in the warehouse I could bring.","text_w_direction":"There's a grill in the warehouse I could bring.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42191,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Aw, ew, please don't. Not a barbecue. It's better than a barbecue. It's dignified, quieter, there are rules.","text_w_direction":"Aw, ew, please don't. Not a barbecue. It's better than a barbecue. It's dignified, quieter, there are rules.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42192,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"How is that better than a barbecue?","text_w_direction":"How is that better than a barbecue?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42193,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"What's the dress code on this?","text_w_direction":"What's the dress code on this?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42194,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"I'm glad you asked – Connecticut Casual.","text_w_direction":"I'm glad you asked – Connecticut Casual.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42195,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"Any chance Connecticut Casual is Pennsylvania Business, i.e. this is what I'm wearing to your party.","text_w_direction":"Any chance Connecticut Casual is Pennsylvania Business, i.e. this is what I'm wearing to your party.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42196,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Guys, my family just threw a garden party to celebrate my brother's promotion. It was a huge success. Check it out, there's a video online. Heartwarming impromptu father-son duet.","text_w_direction":"Guys, my family just threw a garden party to celebrate my brother's promotion. It was a huge success. Check it out, there's a video online. Heartwarming impromptu father-son duet. [video playing on computer]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42197,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah, Oscar, you showed me this.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, Oscar, you showed me this.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42198,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"I've seen this, that's not you.","text_w_direction":"I've seen this, that's not you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42199,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"Yeah, whoa, who's the sausage?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, whoa, who's the sausage?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42200,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"It's my dad and my brother. I would have joined in but this melody doesn't really support another harmony part, so... Check it out, that's my brother's boss. Look how psyched he is, he's having an awesome time.","text_w_direction":"It's my dad and my brother. I would have joined in but this melody doesn't really support another harmony part, so... Check it out, that's my brother's boss. Look how psyched he is, he's having an awesome time.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42201,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Ah, and did Robert California get an invite to your party?","text_w_direction":"Ah, and did Robert California get an invite to your party?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42202,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, of course. Ye... I mean, uh, yeah, I think he did.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, of course. Ye... I mean, uh, yeah, I think he did. [groans from the group]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42203,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"Why didn't you just say this was to impress Robert California?","text_w_direction":"Why didn't you just say this was to impress Robert California?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42204,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"I cannot believe that Andy is throwing a party like this just to impress the CEO. Classic Gabe move. Hey Andy, how about you don't steal my business strategies, and I won't dress like my life is just one long brunch?","text_w_direction":"I cannot believe that Andy is throwing a party like this just to impress the CEO. Classic Gabe move. Hey Andy, how about you don't steal my business strategies, and I won't dress like my life is just one long brunch?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42205,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"See you all there at 3 p.m., Connecticut Casual, remember your manners, and have a wonderful time.","text_w_direction":"See you all there at 3 p.m., Connecticut Casual, remember your manners, and have a wonderful time.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42206,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"And please refer to the map, stay off of the web. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"And please refer to the map, stay off of the web. Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42207,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"So, we've typed in the address, now let's take a look at the street view.","text_w_direction":"[pointing to computer monitor] So, we've typed in the address, now let's take a look at the street view. [picture of Dwight and Mose on a see-saw]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42208,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"They don't warn you when the cameras are driving by.","text_w_direction":"They don't warn you when the cameras are driving by.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42209,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Ah. Why do you keep reading that garden party book? I mean, how hard are finger sandwiches and tea?","text_w_direction":"Ah. Why do you keep reading that garden party book? I mean, how hard are finger sandwiches and tea?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42210,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"There's so much more to it than that.","text_w_direction":"There's so much more to it than that.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42211,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"I've been wanting Schrute Farms to break into the high-end event hosting industry for some time, and this party is a great opportunity. Plus, I've got a secret weapon. Only one copy in the world and some sucker on the internet sold it to me for two dollars.","text_w_direction":"I've been wanting Schrute Farms to break into the high-end event hosting industry for some time, and this party is a great opportunity. Plus, I've got a secret weapon. [holds up book, Throwing A Garden Party by James Trickington] Only one copy in the world and some sucker on the internet sold it to me for two dollars. [laughs]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42212,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"I'm actually really disappointed in how poorly my book is doing. I've only sold one copy.","text_w_direction":"I'm actually really disappointed in how poorly my book is doing. [holds up same book] I've only sold one copy.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42213,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"Is there anything you wish you had done differently to avoid cankles?","text_w_direction":"Is there anything you wish you had done differently to avoid cankles?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42214,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Nope.","text_w_direction":"Nope.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42215,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"I've already gone up another cup size. The senator is grossed out. When do you start feeling it kick?","text_w_direction":"I've already gone up another cup size. The senator is grossed out. When do you start feeling it kick?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42216,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Cece was around 22 weeks, but Phillip was much earlier.","text_w_direction":"Cece was around 22 weeks, but Phillip was much earlier.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42217,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"Phillip?","text_w_direction":"Phillip?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42218,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, oh my gosh. Yes, but don't, don't say anything, okay? It's after my grandfather.","text_w_direction":"Oh, oh my gosh. Yes, but don't, don't say anything, okay? It's after my grandfather.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42219,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"Phillip is the name that we're using. It's after my favorite cat.","text_w_direction":"Phillip is the name that we're using. It's after my favorite cat.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42220,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, wow. Funny. It's after my grandfather.","text_w_direction":"[giggling] Oh, wow. Funny. It's after my grandfather.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42221,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"It's after my cat.","text_w_direction":"It's after my cat.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42222,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Robert","text":"Andrew, I've picked up two possible gifts to bring this afternoon. One, a pot of marmalade.","text_w_direction":"[on the phone] Andrew, I've picked up two possible gifts to bring this afternoon. One, a pot of marmalade.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42223,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Ooh, that sounds great.","text_w_direction":"Ooh, that sounds great.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42224,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Robert","text":"Well, that, that is what you want then, the marmalade.","text_w_direction":"Well, that, that is what you want then, the marmalade.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42225,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42226,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Robert","text":"You don't want to hear the other one. You love marmalade.","text_w_direction":"You don't want to hear the other one. You love marmalade.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42227,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Uh, I'll hear the other one.","text_w_direction":"Uh, I'll hear the other one.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42228,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Robert","text":"It's a basil plant.","text_w_direction":"It's a basil plant.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42229,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"You know, the marmalade sounds great.","text_w_direction":"You know, the marmalade sounds great.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42230,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Robert","text":"I also mentioned the marmalade to my sister and she's very interested.","text_w_direction":"I also mentioned the marmalade to my sister and she's very interested.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42231,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Then the basil will be fine.","text_w_direction":"Then the basil will be fine.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42232,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Robert","text":"Well, you clearly want the marmalade. Gretchen, I need another marmalade. Alright.","text_w_direction":"Well, you clearly want the marmalade. Gretchen, I need another marmalade. Alright. [hangs up]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42233,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"Hey, where do I park?","text_w_direction":"Hey, where do I park?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42234,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Mose","text":"I'm the valet. You have to give me your car.","text_w_direction":"I'm the valet. You have to give me your car.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42235,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"Uh, you know what, I can go park it myself.","text_w_direction":"Uh, you know what, I can go park it myself.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42236,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Mose","text":"I'm the... I'm the valet. You have to give me your car.","text_w_direction":"I'm the... I'm the valet. You have to give me your car.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42237,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"It's probably okay...","text_w_direction":"It's probably okay...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42238,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Mose","text":"Give me your car.","text_w_direction":"Give me your car.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42239,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"I think it's better that I...","text_w_direction":"I think it's better that I...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42240,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Mose","text":"Give me your car.","text_w_direction":"Give me your car.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42241,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"It's a finicky car...","text_w_direction":"It's a finicky car...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42242,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Mose","text":"Get out. Have a good time at the thing.","text_w_direction":"Get out. Have a good time at the thing.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42243,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"It's a little tricky, you might have to... take...","text_w_direction":"It's a little tricky, you might have to... take... [Mose speeds away]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42244,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"MR. RYAN HOWARD!","text_w_direction":"MR. RYAN HOWARD!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42245,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Chapter 2 – Announcing guests as they enter is the height of decorum. The more volume displayed, the more honor is bestowed upon everyone present.","text_w_direction":"Chapter 2 – Announcing guests as they enter is the height of decorum. The more volume displayed, the more honor is bestowed upon everyone present.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42246,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"STANLEY HUDSON AND HIS MISTRESS CYNTHIA! JAMES, PAMELA, AND PEEPEE HALPERT!","text_w_direction":"STANLEY HUDSON AND HIS MISTRESS CYNTHIA! JAMES, PAMELA, AND PEEPEE HALPERT!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42247,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"How's it going over here, guys?","text_w_direction":"How's it going over here, guys?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42248,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"Andy, stop hovering, you're being really annoying.","text_w_direction":"Andy, stop hovering, you're being really annoying.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42249,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Didn't mean to bother you, Mabel. Mabel, Mabel, if you're able, keep your elbows off the table.","text_w_direction":"Didn't mean to bother you, Mabel. Mabel, Mabel, if you're able, keep your elbows off the table.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42250,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42251,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"MR. AND MRS. WALTER AND ELLEN BERNARD!","text_w_direction":"MR. AND MRS. WALTER AND ELLEN BERNARD!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42252,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Walter","text":"So, you all work with Andy.","text_w_direction":"So, you all work with Andy.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42253,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Well, technically FOR Andy.","text_w_direction":"Well, technically FOR Andy.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42254,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"Technically FOR Robert California. He's our CEO.","text_w_direction":"Technically FOR Robert California. He's our CEO.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42255,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ellen","text":"I thought you were the CEO.","text_w_direction":"I thought you were the CEO.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42256,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"I don't know how you got there.","text_w_direction":"I don't know how you got there.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42257,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Walter","text":"You said you were running the company.","text_w_direction":"You said you were running the company.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42258,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"This branch, I'm the regional manager.","text_w_direction":"This branch, I'm the regional manager.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42259,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Walter","text":"Yes, that makes more sense. Are you all regional managers?","text_w_direction":"Yes, that makes more sense. Are you all regional managers?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42260,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Did I throw this party to impress my parents? That's crazy. Now, if they wanted a garden party, they could throw one themselves, which, as a matter of fact, they did, last week. They threw one for my baby brother who is totally amazing, but I couldn't care less.","text_w_direction":"Did I throw this party to impress my parents? That's crazy. Now, if they wanted a garden party, they could throw one themselves, which, as a matter of fact, they did, last week. They threw one for my baby brother who is totally amazing, but I couldn't care less.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42261,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Can I introduce you around now?","text_w_direction":"Can I introduce you around now?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42262,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Walter","text":"Uh, yeah, we don't have too long, we have theater tickets.","text_w_direction":"Uh, yeah, we don't have too long, we have theater tickets.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42263,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"What are you going to see?","text_w_direction":"What are you going to see?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42264,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Walter","text":"Money Ball. Walter Jr.'s choice.","text_w_direction":"Money Ball. Walter Jr.'s choice.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42265,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"What??","text_w_direction":"What??","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42266,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Walter Jr","text":"Hey Bronard!","text_w_direction":"Hey Bronard!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42267,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"I didn't know you were going to be here.","text_w_direction":"I didn't know you were going to be here.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42268,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Walter Jr","text":"I wouldn't have missed it.","text_w_direction":"I wouldn't have missed it.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42269,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Ahh!","text_w_direction":"Ahh! [bird steals her hat]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42270,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Walter Jr","text":"I'm Walter, Andy's younger brother.","text_w_direction":"I'm Walter, Andy's younger brother.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42271,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, hey, how are you doing, I'm Jim.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey, how are you doing, I'm Jim.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42272,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Walter Jr","text":"Tuna, right? And this must be your lovely wife Pam.","text_w_direction":"Tuna, right? And this must be your lovely wife Pam [looking at Meredith].","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42273,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42274,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"Hell no. She wishes.","text_w_direction":"Hell no. She wishes.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42275,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"No, no, no, no, no. No.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no, no. No.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42276,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Waiter","text":"Sir, I need to be able to feed all the guests.","text_w_direction":"Sir, I need to be able to feed all the guests.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42277,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"I understand.","text_w_direction":"[mouthful of food] I understand.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42278,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Set that down. Present yourself.","text_w_direction":"Set that down. [grabs waitress] Present yourself.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42279,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Chapter 4 – One of the host's most important duties is as Dance Master. A proper courtly dance sets the tone for the entire afternoon.","text_w_direction":"Chapter 4 – One of the host's most important duties is as Dance Master. A proper courtly dance sets the tone for the entire afternoon.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42280,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MAY I PRESENT, ROBERT CALIFORNIA!","text_w_direction":"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MAY I PRESENT, ROBERT CALIFORNIA!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42281,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Robert","text":"Hello Andy.","text_w_direction":"Hello Andy.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42282,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Welcome.","text_w_direction":"Welcome.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42283,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Robert","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42284,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, I want you to meet my first bosses, Mom and Dad.","text_w_direction":"Hey, I want you to meet my first bosses, Mom and Dad.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42285,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Robert","text":"Yes, hello, nice to meet you.","text_w_direction":"Yes, hello, nice to meet you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42286,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Walter","text":"Pleasure.","text_w_direction":"Pleasure.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42287,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Robert","text":"Andy, where shall I put your basil plant?","text_w_direction":"Andy, where shall I put your basil plant?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42288,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, I thought you were going to bring marmalade.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I thought you were going to bring marmalade.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42289,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Robert","text":"No, I'm certain you said basil.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm certain you said basil.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42290,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"This is not funny, man, let me down.","text_w_direction":"This is not funny, man, let me down.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42291,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"I think this thing is broken.","text_w_direction":"I think this thing is broken.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42292,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"It's not broken, Kevin. This is how it works.","text_w_direction":"It's not broken, Kevin. This is how it works.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42293,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"So pretty today.","text_w_direction":"So pretty today.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42294,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ellen","text":"It's getting chilly.","text_w_direction":"It's getting chilly.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42295,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Walter","text":"We really should be leaving.","text_w_direction":"We really should be leaving.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42296,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, um, it would be weird if the boss man didn't make a toast, so, hang on. Everybody, I just want to take this opportunity to thank you all for coming, and to raise a glass to my amazing staff.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, um, it would be weird if the boss man didn't make a toast, so, hang on. Everybody, I just want to take this opportunity to thank you all for coming, and to raise a glass to my amazing staff.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42297,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Toasts are great. I mean, you toast somebody, they toast you back. It just goes round and round. That's my favorite part about toasts, the reciprocity.","text_w_direction":"Toasts are great. I mean, you toast somebody, they toast you back. It just goes round and round. That's my favorite part about toasts, the reciprocity.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42298,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Let's hear from you guys, who do you want to toast?","text_w_direction":"Let's hear from you guys, who do you want to toast?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42299,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah, I'll say something. I think we should be acknowledging our boss, because none of us would be here without him. Robert California!","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I'll say something. I think we should be acknowledging our boss, because none of us would be here without him. Robert California! [everyone toasts]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42300,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"I can't believe I didn't think of toasting Robert. Get in the game, Gabriel! Why are you talking to Stanley's mistress?","text_w_direction":"I can't believe I didn't think of toasting Robert. Get in the game, Gabriel! Why are you talking to Stanley's mistress?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42301,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"I would like to toast someone who isn't here but who will be in just four short months. Welcome to the world, Phillip Lipton!","text_w_direction":"I would like to toast someone who isn't here but who will be in just four short months. Welcome to the world, Phillip Lipton!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42302,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"I also would like to toast Phillip Halpert, who is due even sooner. May he be a good namesake to my grandfather who I promised as a child long before tonight that I would one day name my son after him. To Phillip Halpert!","text_w_direction":"I also would like to toast Phillip Halpert, who is due even sooner. May he be a good namesake to my grandfather who I promised as a child long before tonight that I would one day name my son after him. To Phillip Halpert!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42303,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"She just always has to copy anything I do! It's the Ford Taurus situation all over again!","text_w_direction":"She just always has to copy anything I do! It's the Ford Taurus situation all over again!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42304,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"I'd like to make a toast to the troops. All the troops. Both sides.","text_w_direction":"I'd like to make a toast to the troops. All the troops. Both sides.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42305,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"I think we should toast...","text_w_direction":"I think we should toast...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42306,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Ladies and gentlemen! The last supper.","text_w_direction":"Ladies and gentlemen! The last supper.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42307,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Chapter 9 – The tableau vivant is not only welcomed, but expected entertainment at any garden party.","text_w_direction":"Chapter 9 – The tableau vivant is not only welcomed, but expected entertainment at any garden party.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42308,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Andy? I think we should acknowledge the man who has led us to such a profitable quarter. To Robert California.","text_w_direction":"Andy? I think we should acknowledge the man who has led us to such a profitable quarter. To Robert California.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42309,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"I would also like to toast Robert California. Mr. California,...","text_w_direction":"I would also like to toast Robert California. Mr. California,...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42310,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"You can't triple toast somebody! At least not until we get everyone once.","text_w_direction":"You can't triple toast somebody! At least not until we get everyone once.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42311,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Robert","text":"I'll say a few words if that's alright with you, Andy.","text_w_direction":"I'll say a few words if that's alright with you, Andy.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42312,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, yeah.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42313,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Robert","text":"You people say I led you, but it wasn't me. You want to toast the man who led you to success, but the boss is irrelevant. Andy and I, we produce nothing. We do nothing. We sit in our offices and demand, I want this and that right now, like petulant children. You know, the difference between a crying baby and a manager, one day the baby will grow up. But, without you, Andy and I would be sitting in our dirty diapers, waiting for someone to change us, wipe us. I should be toasting you, thanking you, for allowing me to have the easiest job in the universe. Cheers.","text_w_direction":"You people say I led you, but it wasn't me. You want to toast the man who led you to success, but the boss is irrelevant. Andy and I, we produce nothing. We do nothing. We sit in our offices and demand, I want this and that right now, like petulant children. You know, the difference between a crying baby and a manager, one day the baby will grow up. But, without you, Andy and I would be sitting in our dirty diapers, waiting for someone to change us, wipe us. I should be toasting you, thanking you, for allowing me to have the easiest job in the universe. Cheers.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42314,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"To Robert California, from the moment you entered our building and our hearts, you...","text_w_direction":"To Robert California, from the moment you entered our building and our hearts, you...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42315,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Some of you know that we have an internet star in our midst. Mr. Walter Baynes Bernard Sr., please report to the stage!","text_w_direction":"Some of you know that we have an internet star in our midst. Mr. Walter Baynes Bernard Sr., please report to the stage!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42316,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Walter","text":"I'm eating, Andy.","text_w_direction":"I'm eating, Andy.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42317,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Ah, come on!","text_w_direction":"Ah, come on!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42318,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Walter","text":"Okay. Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Okay.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42319,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42320,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Walter","text":"What do you want to do?","text_w_direction":"What do you want to do?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42321,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Well, how about one of our classic father/son duets?","text_w_direction":"Well, how about one of our classic father/son duets? [starts playing guitar]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42322,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Walter","text":"Oh, whoa, sure? Really? It's a little tricky.","text_w_direction":"Oh, whoa, sure? Really? It's a little tricky.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42323,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Saying I love you is not the words...","text_w_direction":"[singing] Saying I love you is not the words...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42324,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Walter","text":"It's too high.","text_w_direction":"It's too high.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42325,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42326,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Walter","text":"It's high but it's not that high.","text_w_direction":"It's high but it's not that high.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42327,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Right, it feels strange.","text_w_direction":"Right, it feels strange.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42328,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Walter","text":"Just take it down a little.","text_w_direction":"Just take it down a little.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42329,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Saying I love... Saying I love you...","text_w_direction":"Saying I love... Saying I love you...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42330,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Walter","text":"Here, give it to me. Okay. Uh, something like... Saying I love you is...","text_w_direction":"Here, give it to me. Okay. Uh, something like... [singing] Saying I love you is...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42331,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy & Walter","text":"...not the words...","text_w_direction":"...not the words...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42332,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Walter","text":"You don't come in yet. ...I want to hear from you, It's not that I want you...","text_w_direction":"You don't come in yet. [singing] ...I want to hear from you, It's not that I want you...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42333,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy & Walter","text":"...not to say it but if you only knew... More than words is all you have to do to make it real...","text_w_direction":"...not to say it but if you only knew... More than words is all you have to do to make it real...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42334,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Is anyone filming this? Seriously! Erin!","text_w_direction":"Is anyone filming this? Seriously! Erin!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42335,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"It's either taping or calling.","text_w_direction":"[holding up cell phone] It's either taping or calling.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42336,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy & Walter","text":"What would you do if my heart was torn in two...","text_w_direction":"What would you do if my heart was torn in two...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42337,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Walter","text":"You know what, Walter Jr. is here. Why don't you come up and join us?","text_w_direction":"You know what, Walter Jr. is here. Why don't you come up and join us?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42338,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Walter Jr","text":"Dad, no. I'm just having a good time getting to know Andy's friends here.","text_w_direction":"Dad, no. I'm just having a good time getting to know Andy's friends here.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42339,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"Get up there and sing or I will cut your larynx and you'll never be able to sing again. Woo!","text_w_direction":"Get up there and sing or I will cut your larynx and you'll never be able to sing again. Woo!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42340,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Walter & Walter Jr","text":"May the good lord be with you down every road you roam. And may sunshine and happiness surround you when you're far from home. And may you grow to be proud, dignified and true. And do unto others as you'd have done to you...","text_w_direction":"[singing] May the good lord be with you down every road you roam. And may sunshine and happiness surround you when you're far from home. And may you grow to be proud, dignified and true. And do unto others as you'd have done to you...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42341,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Cheers! Alright! Cheers, cheers, cheers, get your own guitar.","text_w_direction":"[applauds] Cheers! Alright! Cheers, cheers, cheers, get your own guitar.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42342,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin's Cell Phone","text":"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again.","text_w_direction":"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42343,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Sorry.","text_w_direction":"Sorry.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42344,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"I am so cold.","text_w_direction":"I am so cold.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42345,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"That's because you didn't bring a jacket.","text_w_direction":"That's because you didn't bring a jacket.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42346,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"My first love is beet farming, but it's a young man's game. Who ever heard of an old beet farmer?","text_w_direction":"My first love is beet farming, but it's a young man's game. Who ever heard of an old beet farmer?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42347,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Robert","text":"Forget the beets. Concentrate on the hosting. I could spend a considerable amount of money having my birthday party here.","text_w_direction":"Forget the beets. Concentrate on the hosting. I could spend a considerable amount of money having my birthday party here.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42348,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh really? Well, we have a number of birthday packages. The Pewter Package has the least amount of goats, not no goats, it's still 10-12 goats, depending on the availability of the goats. Now the Goat Package obviously has the most goats. What were you thinking?","text_w_direction":"Oh really? Well, we have a number of birthday packages. The Pewter Package has the least amount of goats, not no goats, it's still 10-12 goats, depending on the availability of the goats. Now the Goat Package obviously has the most goats. What were you thinking?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42349,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Robert","text":"Of course I am not interested in goats. Why would you spend so much time going over the goats with me?","text_w_direction":"Of course I am not interested in goats. Why would you spend so much time going over the goats with me?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42350,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"I can get you exotic meats – hippo steaks, giraffe burgers...","text_w_direction":"I can get you exotic meats – hippo steaks, giraffe burgers...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42351,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Robert","text":"We'll talk.","text_w_direction":"We'll talk. [walks away]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42352,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"It'll all be goat.","text_w_direction":"It'll all be goat.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42353,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Hello, Cece Halpert? This is Andrew Bernard. I'd very much like to speak with you about your paper supply needs. That wasn't even my worst sales call.","text_w_direction":"Hello, Cece Halpert? This is Andrew Bernard. I'd very much like to speak with you about your paper supply needs. That wasn't even my worst sales call.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42354,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Walter","text":"Hi. What was that display?","text_w_direction":"[knocks] Hi. What was that display?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42355,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"I don't know, I just thought if I could throw this great garden party and show you how respected I am that you'd be proud of me.","text_w_direction":"I don't know, I just thought if I could throw this great garden party and show you how respected I am that you'd be proud of me.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42356,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Walter","text":"Andrew...","text_w_direction":"Andrew...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42357,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"I know, I know that you're proud of me.","text_w_direction":"I know, I know that you're proud of me.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42358,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Walter","text":"I'm not going to tell you how impressed I am that you're a manager of some rinky dink branch of a paper company in Scranton, Pennsylvania. How long are you going to go on needing my approval? You're a grown man, don't act like a little boy who needs...","text_w_direction":"I'm not going to tell you how impressed I am that you're a manager of some rinky dink branch of a paper company in Scranton, Pennsylvania. How long are you going to go on needing my approval? You're a grown man, don't act like a little boy who needs...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42359,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"I think if I had parents like that I'd be trying to convince everyone all the time how great I was, too.","text_w_direction":"I think if I had parents like that I'd be trying to convince everyone all the time how great I was, too.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42360,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"Guess we found Andy's rosebud.","text_w_direction":"Guess we found Andy's rosebud.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42361,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"Rosebud?","text_w_direction":"Rosebud?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42362,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"It's a reference to Citizen Kane. Something that explains why a person became the way they are.","text_w_direction":"It's a reference to Citizen Kane. Something that explains why a person became the way they are.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42363,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"I know Citizen Kane. Rosebud didn't explain why he was how he was, it just represented what was important to him as a child, that he missed.","text_w_direction":"I know Citizen Kane. Rosebud didn't explain why he was how he was, it just represented what was important to him as a child, that he missed.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42364,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"Different school of thought. Let's just agree to disagree.","text_w_direction":"Different school of thought. Let's just agree to disagree.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42365,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"No. You're wrong.","text_w_direction":"No. You're wrong.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42366,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Robert","text":"Are you sure?","text_w_direction":"Are you sure?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42367,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah! I'm too hot anyway.","text_w_direction":"Yeah! I'm too hot anyway.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42368,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Robert","text":"My body has somehow become acclimated to southern Italy. Isn't that strange? I've never been there! Oh, ah, yes, that's nice. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"My body has somehow become acclimated to southern Italy. Isn't that strange? I've never been there! Oh, ah, yes, that's nice. Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42369,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Walter","text":"It was a nice party, the setting was a little strange. Uh, the food...","text_w_direction":"It was a nice party, the setting was a little strange. Uh, the food...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42370,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ellen","text":"Sandwiches were dry.","text_w_direction":"Sandwiches were dry.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42371,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Walter Jr","text":"Bye Tuna, bye Pam!","text_w_direction":"Bye Tuna, bye Pam!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42372,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Hey everybody, I'm gonna leave and I just wanted to say I'm really sorry.","text_w_direction":"Hey everybody, I'm gonna leave and I just wanted to say I'm really sorry.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42373,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"Cheeseburger or hamburger.","text_w_direction":"Cheeseburger or hamburger.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42374,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Um, cheeseburger.","text_w_direction":"Um, cheeseburger.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42375,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"Narddog.","text_w_direction":"Narddog. [throws Andy a can]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42376,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Thanks, Oscar.","text_w_direction":"Thanks, Oscar.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42377,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"What are they doing?","text_w_direction":"What are they doing?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42378,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Closing ceremonies.","text_w_direction":"Closing ceremonies.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42379,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Nice touch.","text_w_direction":"Nice touch.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42380,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"I think I left my wallet in your house.","text_w_direction":"I think I left my wallet in your house.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42381,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Who cares.","text_w_direction":"Who cares.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42382,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Right here.","text_w_direction":"Right here.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42383,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"MR. JAMES HALPERT!","text_w_direction":"MR. JAMES HALPERT!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42384,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Keys, keys...","text_w_direction":"Keys, keys...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42385,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Stop forgetting things.","text_w_direction":"Stop forgetting things.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42386,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"I didn't forget them, they're right here.","text_w_direction":"I didn't forget them, they're right here.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42387,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"MR. JAMES HALPERT!","text_w_direction":"MR. JAMES HALPERT!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42388,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"I'm so sorry, I think I forgot that thing...","text_w_direction":"I'm so sorry, I think I forgot that thing...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42389,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"What? Idiot.","text_w_direction":"What? Idiot.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42390,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Whoo.","text_w_direction":"Whoo.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42391,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"MIS... MI... What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"MIS... MI... What are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42392,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, I have a question. Who do you think is really the best salesman in this office?","text_w_direction":"Hey, I have a question. Who do you think is really the best salesman in this office?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42393,"season":8,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Garden Party","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"That's a stupid question, obviously mISTER JAMES HALPERT!","text_w_direction":"That's a stupid question, obviously mISTER JAMES HALPERT!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1717,"air_date":"2011-10-13"}
{"index":42394,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"Approved!","text_w_direction":"[looking at Angela's costume] Approved!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42395,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"Chef from South Park, it's genius!","text_w_direction":"[claps] Chef from South Park, it's genius!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42396,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Stanley","text":"Just some chef.","text_w_direction":"Just some chef.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42397,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"I've decided to pre-screen all the Halloween costumes this year. I have three simple rules - don't be offensive, don't be cliche, and don't take the first two rules too seriously.","text_w_direction":"I've decided to pre-screen all the Halloween costumes this year. I have three simple rules - don't be offensive, don't be cliche, and don't take the first two rules too seriously.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42398,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kevin","text":"The gorilla from Rise of the Planet of the Apes? Huh? The one who sacrifices his life.","text_w_direction":"The gorilla from Rise of the Planet of the Apes? Huh? The one who sacrifices his life.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42399,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"Whoa! Aw, spoiler alert.","text_w_direction":"Whoa! Aw, spoiler alert.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42400,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kevin","text":"It's been out for ages, man.","text_w_direction":"It's been out for ages, man.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42401,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"Costume vetoed.","text_w_direction":"Costume vetoed.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42402,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"Ah, it's, uh... somebody's already called that.","text_w_direction":"Ah, it's, uh... somebody's already called that.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42403,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Phyllis","text":"Who?","text_w_direction":"Who?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42404,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"Kevin has a gorilla suit you could borrow.","text_w_direction":"Kevin has a gorilla suit you could borrow.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42405,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kelly","text":"This is ridiculous! Why can't there just be two Kate Middleton's?","text_w_direction":"This is ridiculous! Why can't there just be two Kate Middleton's?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42406,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"Guys, I know, I mean, I wish there could be, too. It's like, I can't choose. They're both amazing. It's just...","text_w_direction":"Guys, I know, I mean, I wish there could be, too. It's like, I can't choose. They're both amazing. It's just...","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42407,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kelly","text":"Look, I stayed up all night and I watched that gd wedding, and then I came to work and I made everyone else watch it all day. Meredith wasn't even here.","text_w_direction":"Look, I stayed up all night and I watched that gd wedding, and then I came to work and I made everyone else watch it all day. Meredith wasn't even here.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42408,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Meredith","text":"Because I was there. Your the people's princess! Diana was nothing!","text_w_direction":"Because I was there. [shows Kelly her cell phone video] Your the people's princess! Diana was nothing!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42409,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"I thought you were at your sister's funeral.","text_w_direction":"I thought you were at your sister's funeral.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42410,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Meredith","text":"What I said was, \"My sister's funeral is this weekend.\" Didn't say I'd be there.","text_w_direction":"What I said was, \"My sister's funeral is this weekend.\" Didn't say I'd be there.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42411,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Meredith","text":"Why is it such a shock that I follow the royal story? Warms my heart, thinking about them two kids, doing it.","text_w_direction":"Why is it such a shock that I follow the royal story? Warms my heart, thinking about them two kids, doing it.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42412,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"Um, can I, maybe, squeeze through?","text_w_direction":"Um, can I, maybe, squeeze through?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42413,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Here you go.","text_w_direction":"Here you go.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42414,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"There you go. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"There you go. Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42415,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"When they talk about all the nice things about dating a coworker, they don't mention one of the best parts. After you're done dating, you still get to work together, every single day.","text_w_direction":"When they talk about all the nice things about dating a coworker, they don't mention one of the best parts. After you're done dating, you still get to work together, every single day.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42416,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kevin","text":"Jim, put it on.","text_w_direction":"Jim, put it on.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42417,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Darryl","text":"Put it on, man.","text_w_direction":"Put it on, man.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42418,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"I don't know if I can.","text_w_direction":"I don't know if I can.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42419,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kevin","text":"Come on, the Three Amigos.","text_w_direction":"Come on, the Three Amigos.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42420,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Darryl","text":"Three Kings.","text_w_direction":"Three Kings.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42421,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42422,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"I know, I know, I know. But Darryl and Kevin needed a third. They bought me this jersey. I said no. Kevin started crying. So, I am Chris Bosh.","text_w_direction":"I know, I know, I know. But Darryl and Kevin needed a third. They bought me this jersey. I said no. Kevin started crying. So, I am Chris Bosh.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42423,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Ryan","text":"If you get into season 1, you can really...","text_w_direction":"[to Kelly] If you get into season 1, you can really...","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42424,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh my god, what the hell is wrong with you?","text_w_direction":"[Dwight walks in] Oh my god, what the hell is wrong with you?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42425,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"It's called a costume.","text_w_direction":"It's called a costume.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42426,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kelly","text":"What are you, some kind of Jamaican zombie woman?","text_w_direction":"What are you, some kind of Jamaican zombie woman?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42427,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Ryan, will you please tell her who I am?","text_w_direction":"Ryan, will you please tell her who I am?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42428,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Ryan","text":"Whoopi Goldberg.","text_w_direction":"Whoopi Goldberg.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42429,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Has no one here heard of Kerrigan, from Starcraft? Queen of blades? It's all Toby's fault.","text_w_direction":"Has no one here heard of Kerrigan, from Starcraft? Queen of blades? It's all Toby's fault.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42430,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Toby","text":"Every Halloween I tell him the same thing - You can't bring weapons into the office, and every year he says the same thing - As soon as I get my weapons back I'm gonna kill you. But there I am at Thanksgiving, alive, you know. I'm a lucky turkey.","text_w_direction":"Every Halloween I tell him the same thing - You can't bring weapons into the office, and every year he says the same thing - As soon as I get my weapons back I'm gonna kill you. But there I am at Thanksgiving, alive, you know. I'm a lucky turkey.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42431,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"Everybody looking good, this is, this is the best we can do? I'm not judging, I, I think you guys look great, I just... wanna make sure this is the best we can do?","text_w_direction":"Everybody looking good, this is, this is the best we can do? I'm not judging, I, I think you guys look great, I just... wanna make sure this is the best we can do?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42432,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"I just got a text from Broccoli Rob - \"Boo!\" Scared me. And then I got this text from Robert California - \"Looking forward to Halloween party. Expectations are high.\" Scared the s**t out of me.","text_w_direction":"I just got a text from Broccoli Rob - \"Boo!\" Scared me. And then I got this text from Robert California - \"Looking forward to Halloween party. Expectations are high.\" Scared the s**t out of me.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42433,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"G'day, Pameroo. Could you shoot this off for me?","text_w_direction":"G'day, Pameroo. Could you shoot this off for me?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42434,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42435,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"Australian accent...","text_w_direction":"Australian accent...","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42436,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"[faxing, Erin watching over her shoulder] What are you doing?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42437,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, I just wanted to see how you do it, if you're doing something I don't.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I just wanted to see how you do it, if you're doing something I don't.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42438,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Oh. Are you...","text_w_direction":"Oh. [sends fax, Erin nods] Are you...","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42439,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"That Andy, so hot and cold. One day he's like, fax these documents, please. The next he's like, Pam, you fax them, who cares what Erin's feeling, right?","text_w_direction":"That Andy, so hot and cold. One day he's like, fax these documents, please. The next he's like, Pam, you fax them, who cares what Erin's feeling, right?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42440,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, Erin...","text_w_direction":"Oh, Erin...","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42441,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Pam, how would you rate me as a receptionist on a scale of 1 to 3?","text_w_direction":"Pam, how would you rate me as a receptionist on a scale of 1 to 3?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42442,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Um, 2?","text_w_direction":"Um, 2?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42443,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"That's like, the second to last thing I wanted to hear.","text_w_direction":"That's like, the second to last thing I wanted to hear.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42444,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"No, I mean, you're doing great, and Andy put you in charge of the whole party, right?","text_w_direction":"No, I mean, you're doing great, and Andy put you in charge of the whole party, right?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42445,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah...","text_w_direction":"Yeah...","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42446,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42447,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Send completed. You are the best in the biz, I can't deny.","text_w_direction":"Send completed. You are the best in the biz, I can't deny.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42448,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Phyllis","text":"Bob and I are doing this Scranton Haunted Walking Tour.","text_w_direction":"Bob and I are doing this Scranton Haunted Walking Tour.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42449,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Oscar","text":"I always wondered what kind of people went on that thing.","text_w_direction":"I always wondered what kind of people went on that thing.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42450,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, hey, if you go by the Banshee Pub, tell the Man In Black I say hello.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey, if you go by the Banshee Pub, tell the Man In Black I say hello.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42451,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Oscar","text":"What happened, Pam?","text_w_direction":"[sigh] What happened, Pam?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42452,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Okay. When I was 22, I worked there and everybody said the place was haunted. I didn't believe it until one day before we opened, I look up into the mirror, you know, behind the bar, and I see this old man dressed all in black, but when I turn around, there's no one there. So, I tell the cook my story...","text_w_direction":"Okay. When I was 22, I worked there and everybody said the place was haunted. I didn't believe it until one day before we opened, I look up into the mirror, you know, behind the bar, and I see this old man dressed all in black, but when I turn around, there's no one there. So, I tell the cook my story...","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42453,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Phyllis","text":"Wait, they have food there?","text_w_direction":"Wait, they have food there?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42454,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"...and he said, That's what everyone sees, that's the Man In Black.","text_w_direction":"...and he said, That's what everyone sees, that's the Man In Black.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42455,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"No! My wife does not believe in ghosts.","text_w_direction":"No! My wife does not believe in ghosts.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42456,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42457,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42458,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, this Man In Black thing, what do you think that was about?","text_w_direction":"Oh, this Man In Black thing, what do you think that was about?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42459,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"What do you mean?","text_w_direction":"What do you mean?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42460,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Was it, like, trickery in the lights, or maybe you were so primed to see it, then there it was?","text_w_direction":"Was it, like, trickery in the lights, or maybe you were so primed to see it, then there it was?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42461,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"I saw a ghost.","text_w_direction":"I saw a ghost.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42462,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Mmhmm. No, but what I'm saying is, like, do you ever wonder what it was?","text_w_direction":"Mmhmm. No, but what I'm saying is, like, do you ever wonder what it was?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42463,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"It was a ghost, I told you this on, like, our first date.","text_w_direction":"It was a ghost, I told you this on, like, our first date.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42464,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, I had just told you about the day that I met the Blue Angels. I figured you had to top it.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I had just told you about the day that I met the Blue Angels. I figured you had to top it.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42465,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"I don't know what to tell you, Jim, but I saw a ghost.","text_w_direction":"I don't know what to tell you, Jim, but I saw a ghost.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42466,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"Hey! Uh-oh, looks like we're under a Jack attack!","text_w_direction":"Hey! Uh-oh, looks like we're under a Jack attack!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42467,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Robert","text":"Yes, Andrew. And you, on this day of fantasy, are a laborer.","text_w_direction":"Yes, Andrew. And you, on this day of fantasy, are a laborer.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42468,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42469,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Robert","text":"Everyone, this Bert, my son. Bert, this is... a paper company.","text_w_direction":"Everyone, this Bert, my son. Bert, this is... a paper company.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42470,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Bert","text":"Hello. Can I use a computer? I need to check a hurricane.","text_w_direction":"Hello. Can I use a computer? I need to check a hurricane.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42471,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Robert","text":"Here, use this one.","text_w_direction":"Here, use this one. [walking to Jim's desk]","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42472,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Robert","text":"Oh, look, Pin The Wart On The Wench. How did you know I was bringing my son?","text_w_direction":"Oh, look, Pin The Wart On The Wench. How did you know I was bringing my son?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42473,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, I didn't. It was for us, but he can play. Bertie-boy, would you like to play this game?","text_w_direction":"Oh, I didn't. It was for us, but he can play. Bertie-boy, would you like to play this game?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42474,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Bert","text":"That stuff's for babies.","text_w_direction":"That stuff's for babies.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42475,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Robert","text":"Well, perhaps this party will awaken the baby in all of us.","text_w_direction":"Well, perhaps this party will awaken the baby in all of us.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42476,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"Wow, who shot our grown-up party with a kiddie raygun? We're still getting it set up, it's gonna be really cool.","text_w_direction":"Wow, who shot our grown-up party with a kiddie raygun? We're still getting it set up, it's gonna be really cool.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42477,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Robert","text":"Extraordinary. Did you plan this?","text_w_direction":"[laughing] Extraordinary. Did you plan this?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42478,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kelly","text":"Well, Toby and I did, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Well, Toby and I did, yeah.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42479,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Gabe","text":"And I overheard, and thought, hey, that'd be fun, don't mind if I do.","text_w_direction":"And I overheard, and thought, hey, that'd be fun, don't mind if I do.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42480,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Toby","text":"If you turn out the lights we'll do a little dance.","text_w_direction":"If you turn out the lights we'll do a little dance.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42481,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kelly","text":"1, 2, 3!","text_w_direction":"1, 2, 3!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42482,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Gabe/Kelly/Toby","text":"Dem bones, dem bones, dem tired bones, now we're the skeleton crew.","text_w_direction":"[singing and dancing] Dem bones, dem bones, dem tired bones, now we're the skeleton crew.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42483,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Robert","text":"Delightful.","text_w_direction":"[laughing and clapping] Delightful.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42484,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kelly","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. [Gabe mumbles]","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42485,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Robert","text":"Now then, how are we today?","text_w_direction":"Now then, how are we today?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42486,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kelly","text":"Fine.","text_w_direction":"Fine.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42487,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Toby","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42488,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Robert","text":"Just fine, Kelly? Everything alright?","text_w_direction":"Just fine, Kelly? Everything alright?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42489,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kelly","text":"Mmhmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmhmm.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42490,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Robert","text":"You feeling fulfilled in your life?","text_w_direction":"You feeling fulfilled in your life?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42491,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kelly","text":"I guess.","text_w_direction":"I guess.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42492,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Robert","text":"You guess? So, there is something you want that you do not have.","text_w_direction":"You guess? So, there is something you want that you do not have.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42493,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kelly","text":"I try not to think about it.","text_w_direction":"I try not to think about it.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42494,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Robert","text":"Because it's too terrifying to imagine. Now we're cooking. What is it, Kelly? What is this great fear of yours?","text_w_direction":"Because it's too terrifying to imagine. Now we're cooking. What is it, Kelly? What is this great fear of yours?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42495,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kelly","text":"Never marrying.","text_w_direction":"Never marrying.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42496,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Robert","text":"Yes. Dying alone, that is very scary. And how are you, Toby?","text_w_direction":"Yes. Dying alone, that is very scary. And how are you, Toby?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42497,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Toby","text":"So great.","text_w_direction":"So great.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42498,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, I put those up.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I put those up.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42499,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Angela","text":"I know. I'm taking them down.","text_w_direction":"I know. I'm taking them down.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42500,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Phyllis","text":"I almost wonder if putting nothing on this wall is more Halloween-y.","text_w_direction":"I almost wonder if putting nothing on this wall is more Halloween-y.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42501,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"I don't know about this, guys, Andy put me in charge of the Halloween party, so...","text_w_direction":"I don't know about this, guys, Andy put me in charge of the Halloween party, so...","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42502,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Angela","text":"Well, Andy sent us in here, so which is it?","text_w_direction":"Well, Andy sent us in here, so which is it?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42503,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42504,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Angela","text":"So, can we speak our minds now, or are we still sparing feelings, because I hate all of this.","text_w_direction":"So, can we speak our minds now, or are we still sparing feelings, because I hate all of this.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42505,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Bert","text":"Very low pressure in the Sargasso Sea, warm air from South America, cold air from Greenland. All signs point to the perfect storm.","text_w_direction":"Very low pressure in the Sargasso Sea, warm air from South America, cold air from Greenland. All signs point to the perfect storm.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42506,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, perfectly mediocre.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, perfectly mediocre.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42507,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Bert","text":"What are you, anyway?","text_w_direction":"What are you, anyway?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42508,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm a Jamaican zombie woman, leave me alone, ghoul.","text_w_direction":"I'm a Jamaican zombie woman, leave me alone, ghoul.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42509,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Bert","text":"If you had some really big wings with blades on the end, you'd kind of look like Kerrigan from Starcraft.","text_w_direction":"If you had some really big wings with blades on the end, you'd kind of look like Kerrigan from Starcraft.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42510,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Damnit. I AM Kerrigan from Starcraft! I've been censored.","text_w_direction":"Damnit. I AM Kerrigan from Starcraft! I've been censored.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42511,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Bert","text":"If you're going to be a Zerg, at least be a Lurker, not some girl.","text_w_direction":"If you're going to be a Zerg, at least be a Lurker, not some girl.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42512,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Kerrigan is ruler of the Zerg swarm!","text_w_direction":"Kerrigan is ruler of the Zerg swarm!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42513,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Bert","text":"Yeah, she also has boobs.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, she also has boobs.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42514,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, but no nipples.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but no nipples.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42515,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42516,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"Hey. What's up?","text_w_direction":"Hey. What's up?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42517,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"November's sure creeping up, ain't it? Can't stop that month!","text_w_direction":"November's sure creeping up, ain't it? Can't stop that month!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42518,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah...","text_w_direction":"Yeah...","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42519,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Hey, what's the jive with Angela and Phyllis helping with the party, you know?","text_w_direction":"Hey, what's the jive with Angela and Phyllis helping with the party, you know?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42520,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"Um, I just thought you could use some help, you know, because Robert came in and thought the party seemed a little kiddie, and I guess I agreed, and maybe we could mix a little more 13 into the PG.","text_w_direction":"Um, I just thought you could use some help, you know, because Robert came in and thought the party seemed a little kiddie, and I guess I agreed, and maybe we could mix a little more 13 into the PG.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42521,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"But that's it? There's nothing about me, or I?","text_w_direction":"But that's it? There's nothing about me, or I?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42522,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"Can we talk about it at the end of the day? I gotta call, gotta make a call.","text_w_direction":"Can we talk about it at the end of the day? I gotta call, gotta make a call.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42523,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, yeah, sorry. Yes, we can.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah, sorry. Yes, we can.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42524,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"Yes. I don't know. Mmhmm.","text_w_direction":"[pretending to be on the phone] Yes. [laughs] I don't know. Mmhmm.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42525,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Gabe?","text_w_direction":"Gabe?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42526,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Gabe","text":"Sweetheart.","text_w_direction":"Sweetheart.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42527,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"I'm throwing the Halloween Party and I just want to amp it up a little. I think it could use some extra pizazz.","text_w_direction":"I'm throwing the Halloween Party and I just want to amp it up a little. I think it could use some extra pizazz.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42528,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Gabe","text":"Ok where does Gabe factor in?","text_w_direction":"Ok where does Gabe factor in?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42529,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Remember that Halloween party you took me to once? The one where I started crying as soon as I walked in and I didn't stop crying?","text_w_direction":"Remember that Halloween party you took me to once? The one where I started crying as soon as I walked in and I didn't stop crying?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42530,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Gabe","text":"Yes. Lars and Decocco's","text_w_direction":"Yes. Lars and Decocco's","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42531,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Ok. Let's say that I wanted this party to be a tiny, tiny bit like that one. Just... more adult... more... scary and sexy","text_w_direction":"Ok. Let's say that I wanted this party to be a tiny, tiny bit like that one. Just... more adult... more... scary and sexy","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42532,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Gabe","text":"I will make this sexier than you could ever imagine.","text_w_direction":"I will make this sexier than you could ever imagine.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42533,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"No – just scary. If we wanted ideas for scary stuff.","text_w_direction":"No – just scary. If we wanted ideas for scary stuff.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42534,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Gabe","text":"Oh that would be scary!","text_w_direction":"[laughs, eventually Erin joins him laughing] Oh that would be scary!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42535,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"What are you thinking?","text_w_direction":"What are you thinking?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42536,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Gabe","text":"Ok let me go get it.","text_w_direction":"Ok let me go get it.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42537,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Pam Halpert.","text_w_direction":"[answers phone] Pam Halpert.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42538,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Hey it's Jim Halpert. I was wondering if you wanted to see a movie tonight. Because I've read a lot about this really great documentary.","text_w_direction":"Hey it's Jim Halpert. I was wondering if you wanted to see a movie tonight. Because I've read a lot about this really great documentary.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42539,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Is it called Ghostbusters?","text_w_direction":"Is it called Ghostbusters?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42540,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"It's called Ghostbusters.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] It's called Ghostbusters.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42541,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"It didn't look like that.","text_w_direction":"It didn't look like that.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42542,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"It didn't have a buster sign around him? Why don't you draw him? Why don't we see this whole thing.","text_w_direction":"It didn't have a buster sign around him? Why don't you draw him? Why don't we see this whole thing.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42543,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Ok fine I'll draw him.","text_w_direction":"Ok fine I'll draw him. [hangs up phone and draws]","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42544,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"I ain't fraid of no ghost. Whoa!","text_w_direction":"I ain't fraid of no ghost. [Pam holds up drawing of a hand with the middle finger raised] Whoa!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42545,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Mmhmm. Dwight are you eating a stick?","text_w_direction":"Mmhmm. Dwight are you eating a stick?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42546,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"It's a root you idiot.","text_w_direction":"It's a root you idiot.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42547,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Bert","text":"Everyone hates you.","text_w_direction":"Everyone hates you.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42548,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"That's really rude. I don't tell you hurricanes suck even though it's true.","text_w_direction":"That's really rude. I don't tell you hurricanes suck even though it's true.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42549,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Bert","text":"What do you like? Tornadoes?","text_w_direction":"What do you like? Tornadoes?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42550,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Try influenza.","text_w_direction":"Try influenza.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42551,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Bert","text":"Oh yeah? What's the vaccine you can take to avoid a hurricane?","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah? What's the vaccine you can take to avoid a hurricane?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42552,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Open up a newspaper. Oh look a hurricane's coming. I suppose you're going to tell me the scariest animal is a shark?","text_w_direction":"Open up a newspaper. Oh look a hurricane's coming. I suppose you're going to tell me the scariest animal is a shark?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42553,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Bert","text":"Try a box jelly fish.","text_w_direction":"Try a box jelly fish.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42554,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"You know that's...","text_w_direction":"You know that's...","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42555,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Robert","text":"What are we talking about?","text_w_direction":"What are we talking about?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42556,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"I was talking about my wife and how she believes in ghosts. And then we had a little debate and Meredith said she believes in them too.","text_w_direction":"I was talking about my wife and how she believes in ghosts. And then we had a little debate and Meredith said she believes in them too.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42557,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Robert","text":"You seem unimpressed. Ghosts don't scare you?","text_w_direction":"[to Kevin] You seem unimpressed. Ghosts don't scare you?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42558,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kevin","text":"I'm only scared of real things like serial killers and kidnappers. Not things that don't exist like ghosts or mummies.","text_w_direction":"I'm only scared of real things like serial killers and kidnappers. Not things that don't exist like ghosts or mummies.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42559,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Oscar","text":"Mummies are real. There are mummies at museums.","text_w_direction":"Mummies are real. There are mummies at museums.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42560,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah...prank","text_w_direction":"Yeah [nervously]...prank","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42561,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Robert","text":"It's true. They've been preserved for thousands of years. They're all over.","text_w_direction":"It's true. They've been preserved for thousands of years. They're all over.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42562,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kevin","text":"Why on Earth would a museum put a mummy in it?!?","text_w_direction":"[screaming] Why on Earth would a museum put a mummy in it?!?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42563,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Witch's brew?","text_w_direction":"Witch's brew?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42564,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"I grew this party up real fast. Get out of here little kid party. Nobody loves you. And clean up your room! Grownups are going to use it later! Oooh!","text_w_direction":"I grew this party up real fast. Get out of here little kid party. Nobody loves you. And clean up your room! Grownups are going to use it later! Oooh!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42565,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Party looks fun doesn't it? Everybody seems to be in there having a great time. So maybe now would be a great time for me to pop back on the computer.","text_w_direction":"Party looks fun doesn't it? Everybody seems to be in there having a great time. So maybe now would be a great time for me to pop back on the computer.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42566,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Bert","text":"I'm using it. I'm about to play Starcraft with him.","text_w_direction":"I'm using it. I'm about to play Starcraft with him [points to Dwight].","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42567,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Are you serious?","text_w_direction":"[to Dwight] Are you serious?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42568,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah I'm serious.","text_w_direction":"Yeah I'm serious.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42569,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"That's funny. Ok.","text_w_direction":"That's funny. Ok.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42570,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Loser.","text_w_direction":"Loser.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42571,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Bert","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42572,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Angela","text":"Pam do you think anyone's going to notice I've worn this costume before? When I wasn't pregnant. You know I bet nobody would believe it still fits.","text_w_direction":"Pam do you think anyone's going to notice I've worn this costume before? When I wasn't pregnant. You know I bet nobody would believe it still fits.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42573,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Oscar","text":"Hey guys. I'm an Oscar liar weiner.","text_w_direction":"Hey guys. I'm an Oscar [gestures to face] liar [gestures to nametag saying \"Representative Weiner] weiner.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42574,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Ryan","text":"Oh my god!","text_w_direction":"Oh my god!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42575,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Darryl","text":"This party's tight. The fog is cool.","text_w_direction":"This party's tight. The fog is cool.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42576,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Thanks. It's on medium.","text_w_direction":"Thanks. It's on medium.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42577,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Darryl","text":"Perfect.","text_w_direction":"Perfect.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42578,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"It really looks great. You did a great job.","text_w_direction":"It really looks great. You did a great job.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42579,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, so we don't have to have that talk.","text_w_direction":"Oh, so we don't have to have that talk.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42580,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"We should still have that talk. Maybe you can come by my office at like 4","text_w_direction":"We should still have that talk. Maybe you can come by my office at like 4","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42581,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Oookayyy everybody. Be prepared to be scared. Ok.","text_w_direction":"[in ghostly voice] Oookayyy everybody. Be prepared to be scared. Ok. [hits play on DVD player, \"Do yes disturb meditations of horror\" appears on screen, Gabe winks at Erin, on screen food deflates, a mouse crawls across a photograph of a woman, a person brushes very dirty teeth]","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42582,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Gabe","text":"The cinema of the unsettling is a growing film movement. The most well known film in the genre is an hour long shot of a squirrel with diarrhea.","text_w_direction":"The cinema of the unsettling is a growing film movement. The most well known film in the genre is an hour long shot of a squirrel with diarrhea.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42583,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Oscar","text":"Is that my grandmother?","text_w_direction":"[cuts back to a Happy Birthday cake gushing blood when cut into, a doll melts, a woman eats food and puckers her face] Is that my grandmother?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42584,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"What's the story?","text_w_direction":"What's the story?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42585,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Oscar","text":"There is no story.","text_w_direction":"There is no story.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42586,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Gabe","text":"Yeah it seems like there isn't a narrative. Maybe the filmmaker realized that even narrative is comforting.","text_w_direction":"Yeah it seems like there isn't a narrative. [on screen a man gets into a car] Maybe the filmmaker realized that even narrative is comforting.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42587,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Stanley","text":"What the hell is going on here?","text_w_direction":"What the hell is going on here?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42588,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"I think we've seen enough. You can turn it off now. Yeah turn it off now.","text_w_direction":"I think we've seen enough. You can turn it off now. [everyone murmurs agreement] Yeah turn it off now.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42589,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Stanley","text":"How did you get in my car?","text_w_direction":"How did you get in my car?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42590,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Oscar","text":"Where is this from? That is so upsetting!","text_w_direction":"Where is this from? That is so upsetting!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42591,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"That was awful. Robert I apologize.","text_w_direction":"That was awful. Robert I apologize.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42592,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"I'm sorry. I got confused. I heard you wanted to make the party more adult. But I think I know what to do now. This game is called \"pecker Poker\". It's the game of cards that gets you hard.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry. I got confused. I heard you wanted to make the party more adult. But I think I know what to do now [grabs box]. This game is called \"pecker Poker\". [fighting tears] It's the game of cards that gets you hard.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42593,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"What we have here is a classic misunderstanding.","text_w_direction":"What we have here is a classic misunderstanding.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42594,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Robert","text":"Why didn't you simply ask Andy to clarify? Asking is a very easy thing to do. You're obviously very close.. Oh I see. This no longer seems like my business.","text_w_direction":"Why didn't you simply ask Andy to clarify? Asking is a very easy thing to do. You're obviously very close. [Andy and Erin look awkwardly at each other and Robert]. Oh I see. This no longer seems like my business [Robert sits].","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42595,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"All I know is you wanted to have a talk with me and I got nervous so...","text_w_direction":"All I know is you wanted to have a talk with me and I got nervous so...","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42596,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Robert","text":"You were going to talk at the end of the... I'm not here.","text_w_direction":"You were going to talk at the end of the... I'm not here.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42597,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"Did you think I was going to fire you? No I wasn't. I'm sorry this must be really uncomfortable for you.","text_w_direction":"Did you think I was going to fire you? No I wasn't. [to Robert] I'm sorry this must be really uncomfortable for you.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42598,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Robert","text":"I'm never uncomfortable.","text_w_direction":"I'm never uncomfortable.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42599,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"Ok. Erin I think you know I've been dating someone.","text_w_direction":"Ok. Erin I think you know I've been dating someone.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42600,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42601,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"And it's getting a little more serious. She's never come by.","text_w_direction":"And it's getting a little more serious. She's never come by.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42602,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"And she's never called here. Unless it's your mom.","text_w_direction":"And she's never called here. Unless it's your mom.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42603,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"No I didn't want her to call because I thought it would be weird. But now it's weird that she's not calling.","text_w_direction":"No I didn't want her to call because I thought it would be weird. But now it's weird that she's not calling.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42604,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Two dates? Three dates?","text_w_direction":"Two dates? Three dates?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42605,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"Thirty-one.","text_w_direction":"Thirty-one.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42606,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Wow. I'm so happy for you guys. Um let me know when you get to forty. I'll see you guys.","text_w_direction":"Wow. I'm so happy for you guys. Um let me know when you get to forty. I'll see you guys.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42607,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Robert","text":"I should go.","text_w_direction":"I should go.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42608,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Darryl","text":"I just don't get it, Pam. I mean, you're a rational person.","text_w_direction":"I just don't get it, Pam. I mean, you're a rational person.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42609,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"[whispering] Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42610,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Jim doesn't let me wash his NFL jersey during the playoffs. How is this any less logical?","text_w_direction":"Jim doesn't let me wash his NFL jersey during the playoffs. How is this any less logical?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42611,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Careful, whoa. First of all, it's not like I think that's going to help the Eagles win.","text_w_direction":"Careful, whoa. First of all, it's not like I think that's going to help the Eagles win.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42612,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Really.","text_w_direction":"Really.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42613,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"No. That is just a bunch of people participating in a collective thing that maybe the Eagles will hear about and want to play better. It's not...","text_w_direction":"No. That is just a bunch of people participating in a collective thing that maybe the Eagles will hear about and want to play better. It's not...","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42614,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kevin","text":"Exactly.","text_w_direction":"Exactly.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42615,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42616,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Go, get up there right now.","text_w_direction":"Go, get up there right now.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42617,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Bert","text":"Got it.","text_w_direction":"Got it.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42618,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Darryl","text":"Dwight?","text_w_direction":"Dwight?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42619,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"You wanna attack or let them come to us? Your call, B.","text_w_direction":"You wanna attack or let them come to us? Your call, B.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42620,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Bert","text":"Unleash the hellstorm.","text_w_direction":"Unleash the hellstorm.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42621,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Darryl","text":"Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Dwight.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42622,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Nice.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Nice.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42623,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Darryl","text":"Dwight!","text_w_direction":"Dwight!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42624,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Got 'em. Go!","text_w_direction":"Got 'em. Go!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42625,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Phyllis","text":"Is she Asian?","text_w_direction":"Is she Asian?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42626,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"I don't know. She's from somewhere, I bet. Maybe from the forest.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. She's from somewhere, I bet. Maybe from the forest.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42627,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Phyllis","text":"Forest? Did Andy say his girlfriend's from the forest?","text_w_direction":"Forest? Did Andy say his girlfriend's from the forest?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42628,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"I don't know, Phyllis. Maybe she's from the city.","text_w_direction":"I don't know, Phyllis. Maybe she's from the city.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42629,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Phyllis","text":"Hmm.","text_w_direction":"Hmm.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42630,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Robert","text":"Looks terribly real, doesn't it, Creed?","text_w_direction":"Looks terribly real, doesn't it, Creed?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42631,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Creed","text":"No...","text_w_direction":"No...","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42632,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Robert","text":"Are you scared of snakes?","text_w_direction":"Are you scared of snakes?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42633,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Creed","text":"You don't live as long as I have without a healthy fear of snakes, Bobby.","text_w_direction":"You don't live as long as I have without a healthy fear of snakes, Bobby.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42634,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Darryl","text":"[in the bathroom with Robert[ Yeah, I guess sometimes I have nightmares about being buried alive.","text_w_direction":"[in the bathroom with Robert[ Yeah, I guess sometimes I have nightmares about being buried alive.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42635,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Meredith","text":"Honestly, Jim gives me the creeps.","text_w_direction":"[talking to Robert] Honestly, Jim gives me the creeps.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42636,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Robert","text":"What am I up to?","text_w_direction":"[to camera] What am I up to?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42637,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Like, a few years down the road, Cece says, \"Mom, there's a ghost in my closet.\" Now, you say one of two things - one, \"You're just having a bad dream,\" or two, \"Let's go see what it was.\"","text_w_direction":"Like, a few years down the road, Cece says, \"Mom, there's a ghost in my closet.\" Now, you say one of two things - one, \"You're just having a bad dream,\" or two, \"Let's go see what it was.\"","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42638,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"I'm not gonna freak her out, Jim.","text_w_direction":"I'm not gonna freak her out, Jim.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42639,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42640,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"I'm not gonna lie to her, either.","text_w_direction":"I'm not gonna lie to her, either.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42641,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, come on!","text_w_direction":"Oh, come on!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42642,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Robert","text":"When I was a boy, there was an empty house just up the hill from my family's. It was rumored a man committed suicide there after being possessed by the devil. One day, a young woman, Lydia, moved into the house with her infant child. That very night, Lydia was awakened by a loud, heinous hissing sound. She walked to the nursery, and there, in baby's crib, was a snake wrapped around baby's neck, squeezing tighter and tighter.","text_w_direction":"When I was a boy, there was an empty house just up the hill from my family's. It was rumored a man committed suicide there after being possessed by the devil. One day, a young woman, Lydia, moved into the house with her infant child. That very night, Lydia was awakened by a loud, heinous hissing sound. [hisses] She walked to the nursery, and there, in baby's crib, was a snake wrapped around baby's neck, squeezing tighter and tighter.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42643,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Creed","text":"Oh my goodness.","text_w_direction":"Oh my goodness.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42644,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Robert","text":"The crib was full of dirt. Baby struggled to free itself from underneath, reaching and clawing, gasping for air. Embalmed bodies rose from their sarcophagi, lurching toward baby, for they were mummies.","text_w_direction":"The crib was full of dirt. Baby struggled to free itself from underneath, reaching and clawing, gasping for air. Embalmed bodies rose from their sarcophagi, lurching toward baby, for they were mummies.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42645,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kevin","text":"Nooo!","text_w_direction":"Nooo!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42646,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Robert","text":"Amongst them was a man, tall, slim.","text_w_direction":"Amongst them was a man, tall, slim.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42647,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Meredith","text":"Jim.","text_w_direction":"Jim. [rolls eyes]","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42648,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Robert","text":"Almost instinctively, she turned to her husband. \"Oh, wait,\" she thought, \"I don't have a husband.\" For Lydia and her husband had had an argument, one they couldn't get past. Each night, they slept one inch farther apart, until one night, Lydia left. It was about this time she lost herself in imaginary worlds. She had quit the book club, the choir, citing something about their high expectations. Her lips slowly grew together from disuse. Everytime she wanted to act and didn't, another part of her face hardened, until it was stone. And that fevered night, she rushed to the nursery, threw open the door, \"Baby, are you okay?\" Baby sat up slowly, turned to mother and said, \"I'm fine, b!tch, I'm fine.\"","text_w_direction":"Almost instinctively, she turned to her husband. \"Oh, wait,\" she thought, \"I don't have a husband.\" For Lydia and her husband had had an argument, one they couldn't get past. Each night, they slept one inch farther apart, until one night, Lydia left. It was about this time she lost herself in imaginary worlds. She had quit the book club, the choir, citing something about their high expectations. Her lips slowly grew together from disuse. Everytime she wanted to act and didn't, another part of her face hardened, until it was stone. And that fevered night, she rushed to the nursery, threw open the door, \"Baby, are you okay?\" Baby sat up slowly, turned to mother and said, \"I'm fine, b!tch, I'm fine.\"","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42649,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Bert","text":"","text_w_direction":"[laughs]","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42650,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Robert","text":"Fear plays an interesting role in our lives. How dare we let it motivate us. How dare we let it into our decision making, into our livelihoods, into our relationships. It's funny, isn't it, we take a day a year to dress up in costume and celebrate fear.","text_w_direction":"Fear plays an interesting role in our lives. How dare we let it motivate us. How dare we let it into our decision making, into our livelihoods, into our relationships. It's funny, isn't it, we take a day a year to dress up in costume and celebrate fear.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42651,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Bert","text":"Toby?","text_w_direction":"Toby?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42652,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Toby","text":"Oh, hey, Bert. Wanna see the dance? Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry...","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey, Bert. Wanna see the dance? Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry...","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42653,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Bert","text":"You're fired.","text_w_direction":"You're fired.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42654,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Toby","text":"...bones. What?","text_w_direction":"...bones. What?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42655,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Bert","text":"You heard me. Pack your things.","text_w_direction":"You heard me. Pack your things.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42656,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Toby","text":"What... you can't... Gabe? Are you...","text_w_direction":"What... you can't... Gabe? Are you...","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42657,"season":8,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Spooked","director":"Randall Einhorn","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Bert","text":"I'm the CEO's son. Pack your things. You're done.","text_w_direction":"I'm the CEO's son. Pack your things. You're done.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1543,"air_date":"2011-10-27"}
{"index":42658,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Hey everybody it's closing time. You don't got to go home but you can't stay here.","text_w_direction":"[Flickering Lights] Hey everybody it's closing time. You don't got to go home but you can't stay here. [Plays radio and the song is Closing Time by Semisonic]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42659,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"","text_w_direction":"[Laughs and shrieks]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42660,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Closing time.","text_w_direction":"Closing time.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42661,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Every office needs an end of the day tradition. Something to tell you the day is over. Otherwise, you go home and the night just feels like more day. It's weird.","text_w_direction":"Every office needs an end of the day tradition. Something to tell you the day is over. Otherwise, you go home and the night just feels like more day. It's weird.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42662,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Closing time","text_w_direction":"Closing time","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42663,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"...W R K.","text_w_direction":"[On phone] ...W R K.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42664,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"One last call for alcohol so finish your whiskey and beer.","text_w_direction":"One last call for alcohol so finish your whiskey and beer.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42665,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Uh no it's W R K, as in kitten. Oh my boss is singing Closing Time, maybe that's what you are hearing.","text_w_direction":"Uh no it's W R K, as in kitten. Oh my boss is singing Closing Time, maybe that's what you are hearing.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42666,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Come on pam!","text_w_direction":"Come on pam!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42667,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy/Pam","text":"Closing time, time for you to go home to the places you will be from.","text_w_direction":"[Singing, Pam mumbling lyrics] Closing time, time for you to go home to the places you will be from.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42668,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Let's see. Andy has been manager for a hundred and five days. Which means I've heard 'Closing Time' a hundred and five times. Still don't know the words. Tah wa Ta way hm hm home and home and home.","text_w_direction":"Let's see. Andy has been manager for a hundred and five days. Which means I've heard 'Closing Time' a hundred and five times. [nods and shakes head] Still don't know the words. Tah wa Ta way hm hm home and home and home.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42669,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"I know who I want to take me home. I know who I want to take me home. I know who I want to take me home. Take me hooo...hooome! You know what fine! I try to start fun traditions for you guys, but if you don't want to sing... no traditions!","text_w_direction":"I know who I want to take me home. I know who I want to take me home. [Pulls towel through legs] I know who I want to take me home. [Spins Meredith in chair] Take me hooo...hooome! You know what fine! I try to start fun traditions for you guys, but if you don't want to sing... no traditions!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42670,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Stanley","text":"Closing time every new beginning...","text_w_direction":"[singing] Closing time every new beginning...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42671,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Stanley","text":"I've never heard that song before. And once I heard it, I did not care for it, but that song means it's time to go home. Now...it's my favorite song.","text_w_direction":"I've never heard that song before. And once I heard it, I did not care for it, but that song means it's time to go home. Now...it's my favorite song.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42672,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy/Stanley","text":"Every new beginning comes from some other beginnings end.","text_w_direction":"[singing] Every new beginning comes from some other beginnings end.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42673,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Stanley","text":"Goodnight.","text_w_direction":"Goodnight.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42674,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Whose your favorite iron chef?","text_w_direction":"Whose your favorite iron chef?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42675,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Robert","text":"This is atrocious.","text_w_direction":"[speaking at the same time as andy] This is atrocious.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42676,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"You go first.","text_w_direction":"You go first.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42677,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Robert","text":"The ticketing software paints a picture of a sloppy, careless, error prone office.","text_w_direction":"The ticketing software paints a picture of a sloppy, careless, error prone office.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42678,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Well the monitoring software is a double edged sword. Sometimes...","text_w_direction":"Well the monitoring software is a double edged sword. Sometimes...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42679,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Sorry, go ahead.","text_w_direction":"[runs in and interrupts] Sorry, go ahead.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42680,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Robert","text":"Did you need something from us?","text_w_direction":"[to dwight] Did you need something from us?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42681,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Wha...Yes. Your attention. Uh because... No that is all.","text_w_direction":"Wha...Yes. Your attention. Uh because... No that is all. [walks out]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42682,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Last night I dreamed that the number two was the most valued number in the world. The vice president had all the power. Athletes fought for silver medals. Women were considered the best gender. And stadiums of fans shouted \"We're number two!'. As with all my dreams, I'm guessing it was about my fear of immigrants.","text_w_direction":"Last night I dreamed that the number two was the most valued number in the world. The vice president had all the power. Athletes fought for silver medals. Women were considered the best gender. And stadiums of fans shouted \"We're number two!'. As with all my dreams, I'm guessing it was about my fear of immigrants.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42683,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Robert","text":"Last week an accounting mistake resulted in a client getting their order for free.","text_w_direction":"Last week an accounting mistake resulted in a client getting their order for free.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42684,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Umpf...that's not good. Chalk that one up to Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb out there.","text_w_direction":"Umpf...that's not good. Chalk that one up to Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb out there.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42685,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Robert","text":"Who are they?","text_w_direction":"Who are they?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42686,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"They're both Kevin. Oscar is the s*x and the City gang and Angela, if you can picture...","text_w_direction":"They're both Kevin. Oscar is the s*x and the City gang and Angela, if you can picture...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42687,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Robert","text":"Andrew sometimes I feel like you don't know me at all.","text_w_direction":"Andrew sometimes I feel like you don't know me at all.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42688,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"I would agree with that.","text_w_direction":"I would agree with that.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42689,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Robert","text":"Simply...end the mistakes","text_w_direction":"Simply...end the mistakes","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42690,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"End the mistakes, easy-","text_w_direction":"End the mistakes, easy-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42691,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Robert","text":"When I come back next week and this report shows me no mistakes, we can talk about names, all day. Our favorite names, silly made up names, normal names said in a silly voice. Wouldn't that be nice?","text_w_direction":"When I come back next week and this report shows me no mistakes, we can talk about names, all day. Our favorite names, silly made up names, normal names said in a silly voice. Wouldn't that be nice?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42692,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"I would like that.","text_w_direction":"I would like that.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42693,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Robert","text":"End the mistakes. That is all I ask. And you can't have a favorite Iron Chef. It depends entirely on the secret ingredient. Sometimes I feel you don't know food at all.","text_w_direction":"End the mistakes. That is all I ask. [gets up from chair] And you can't have a favorite Iron Chef. It depends entirely on the secret ingredient. Sometimes I feel you don't know food at all.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42694,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"I'm just saying with the NBA lockout I think roller derby's in a really good place now. So...my pitch is...me, Pam, you and, someone else maybe Justine.","text_w_direction":"I'm just saying with the NBA lockout I think roller derby's in a really good place now. So...my pitch is...me, Pam, you and, someone else maybe Justine.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42695,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Darryl","text":"Nahh! No. Not Justine. Never Justine.","text_w_direction":"Nahh! [shakes head] No. Not Justine. Never Justine.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42696,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Is that off again?","text_w_direction":"Is that off again?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42697,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Darryl","text":"Oh yeah.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42698,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42699,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Val","text":"Hey, mandatory warehouse safety meeting. Today.","text_w_direction":"Hey, mandatory warehouse safety meeting. Today.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42700,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Darryl","text":"Ahh...We don't really do those. We just sign the thing.","text_w_direction":"Ahh...We don't really do those. We just sign the thing.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42701,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Val","text":"Are you really this lazy?","text_w_direction":"Are you really this lazy?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42702,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Darryl","text":"I'll be there.","text_w_direction":"I'll be there.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42703,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Gabe","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42704,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Val","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42705,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Gabe","text":"Monday's suck.","text_w_direction":"Monday's suck.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42706,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Val","text":"Yeaha...yup. Just trying to get in.","text_w_direction":"Yeaha...yup. [awkward silence then points to door] Just trying to get in.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42707,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"I may have a little solution to our mistakes problem. This is a project I've been working on for quite some time and today, might be the day to use it.","text_w_direction":"I may have a little solution to our mistakes problem. This is a project I've been working on for quite some time and today, might be the day to use it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42708,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"What do you got?","text_w_direction":"What do you got?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42709,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Allow me. You're going to love this. Ugh...should've used a shorter string. Never mind, I know it by heart. It is a system that holds people accountable for everyone else's work.","text_w_direction":"[opens folder] Allow me. You're going to love this. [struggles opening folder] Ugh...should've used a shorter string. Never mind, I know it by heart. It is a system that holds people accountable for everyone else's work.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42710,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Sounds controversial.","text_w_direction":"Sounds controversial.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42711,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Have I not been worthy of your trust? Have I not been a reliable number two?","text_w_direction":"Have I not been worthy of your trust? Have I not been a reliable number two?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42712,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Do not go there! You're the deuce I never want to drop.","text_w_direction":"Do not go there! You're the deuce I never want to drop.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42713,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, I can make this work. I'll set it up right now. Just need your go ahead.","text_w_direction":"Well, I can make this work. I'll set it up right now. Just need your go ahead.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42714,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Go do the voodoo that you do so well.","text_w_direction":"Go do the voodoo that you do so well.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42715,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"I will do my voodoo.","text_w_direction":"I will do my voodoo.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42716,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Mmhmmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmhmmm.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42717,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Gabe","text":"Hey. I need you to get the paperwork rolling on a new workplace relationship.","text_w_direction":"Hey. I need you to get the paperwork rolling on a new workplace relationship.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42718,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Toby","text":"For you?","text_w_direction":"For you?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42719,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Gabe","text":"Yes. For Gabe.","text_w_direction":"Yes. For Gabe.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42720,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Toby","text":"Who are you seeing? That's gr...","text_w_direction":"Who are you seeing? That's gr...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42721,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Gabe","text":"Whom I'm seeing is Val from down in the warehouse.","text_w_direction":"Whom I'm seeing is Val from down in the warehouse.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42722,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Toby","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42723,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Gabe","text":"I'm not technically seeing her, but uh I've seen her, with the eyes and uh there was attraction. In at least one direction. So..","text_w_direction":"I'm not technically seeing her, but uh I've seen her, with the eyes and uh there was attraction. In at least one direction. So..[holds up fist]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42724,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Toby","text":"You know I don't have to do the paperwork unless you're actually dating.","text_w_direction":"You know I don't have to do the paperwork unless you're actually dating.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42725,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Gabe","text":"Ok, but once this starts, it's going to be moving fast. It's going to be hot and heavy and I don't want a bunch of bureaucratic red tape wrapped around my jock. You know?","text_w_direction":"Ok, but once this starts, it's going to be moving fast. It's going to be hot and heavy and I don't want a bunch of bureaucratic red tape wrapped around my jock. You know?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42726,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Toby","text":"But I mean...uh have you talked to her? Is sh...","text_w_direction":"But I mean...uh have you talked to her? Is sh...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42727,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Gabe","text":"Yeah we had a whole conversation about Mondays...","text_w_direction":"Yeah we had a whole conversation about Mondays...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42728,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Toby","text":"Do you know her last name, yet?","text_w_direction":"Do you know her last name, yet?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42729,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Gabe","text":"Toby I'm going to tell you her last name tomorrow because she's going to be screaming it tonight.","text_w_direction":"Toby I'm going to tell you her last name tomorrow because she's going to be screaming it tonight.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42730,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Toby","text":"She's going to be screaming her own last name?","text_w_direction":"She's going to be screaming her own last name?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42731,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Gabe","text":"Hey! Watch it.","text_w_direction":"Hey! Watch it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42732,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Toby","text":"Good luck Gabe.","text_w_direction":"Good luck Gabe.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42733,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Hi guys. I just wanted to say that, you all have been doing amazing work., really.","text_w_direction":"Hi guys. I just wanted to say that, you all have been doing amazing work., really.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42734,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kevin","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42735,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"And I'd like to add that your work has been a little sloppy. So, Dwight and I have implemented a new program that we like to call...Dwight...","text_w_direction":"And I'd like to add that your work has been a little sloppy. So, Dwight and I have implemented a new program that we like to call...Dwight...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42736,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"The accountability booster. It registers every time a mistake has been made in the office. From a late delivery to an accounting error. Five strikes in a day equals a home run. One home run and you're out.","text_w_direction":"The accountability booster. It registers every time a mistake has been made in the office. From a late delivery to an accounting error. Five strikes in a day equals a home run. One home run and you're out.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42737,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"If we as a group make five mistakes in a day, something bad happens like we block Minesweeper.","text_w_direction":"If we as a group make five mistakes in a day, something bad happens like we block Minesweeper.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42738,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Or in this case an email gets sent to Robert California containing the consultants report from last year. Remember the one that recommended the branch be shutdown? And as a fail-safe also every negative email you've ever written about him to the group will also be forwarded to him.","text_w_direction":"Or in this case an email gets sent to Robert California containing the consultants report from last year. Remember the one that recommended the branch be shutdown? And as a fail-safe also every negative email you've ever written about him to the group will also be forwarded to him.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42739,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kelly","text":"What emails are you talking about?","text_w_direction":"What emails are you talking about?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42740,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Robert's favorite songs","text_w_direction":"Robert's favorite songs","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42741,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kelly","text":"That's not that bad actually.","text_w_direction":"That's not that bad actually.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42742,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"P.S. We should should kill him.","text_w_direction":"P.S. We should should kill him.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42743,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Wait, so you installed a doomsday device?","text_w_direction":"Wait, so you installed a doomsday device?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42744,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"No, it's an accountability booster.","text_w_direction":"No, it's an accountability booster.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42745,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Which when it goes off it destroys everything. Very similar to a doomsday device.","text_w_direction":"Which when it goes off it destroys everything. Very similar to a doomsday device.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42746,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim, you're trying to make me sound like some kind of evil maniac. Now the point is that we are now working in an environment where we have accountability to each other. I am confident that you guys are equal to the task.","text_w_direction":"Jim, you're trying to make me sound like some kind of evil maniac. Now the point is that we are now working in an environment where we have accountability to each other. I am confident that you guys are equal to the task.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42747,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kelly","text":"Um, no we're not and you are a psycho who is ruining our lives.","text_w_direction":"Um, no we're not and you are a psycho who is ruining our lives.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42748,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Ryan","text":"We can't do this Dwight.","text_w_direction":"We can't do this Dwight.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42749,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Smile...nod. Smile and nod.","text_w_direction":"[Everyone angrily disagreeing]Smile...nod. Smile and nod.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42750,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"They are making me out to be a Bond villian. I like to think of myself as a brilliant scientist who will stop at nothing to remake the world. Like...not Doctor Moreau someone good. Doctor Frankenstein, Doctor Jekyll, not them. Doctor...","text_w_direction":"They are making me out to be a Bond villian. I like to think of myself as a brilliant scientist who will stop at nothing to remake the world. Like...not Doctor Moreau someone good. Doctor Frankenstein, Doctor Jekyll, not them. Doctor...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42751,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Are you sure this is a good idea? I mean the thing about this office is, we make a lot of mistakes.","text_w_direction":"Are you sure this is a good idea? I mean the thing about this office is, we make a lot of mistakes.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42752,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"But the device will change that. Without a safety net, people will improve.","text_w_direction":"But the device will change that. Without a safety net, people will improve.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42753,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Alright everybody, looks like we need to be getting to work. Be extra careful. Double check everything or the accountability booster will getcha.","text_w_direction":"Alright everybody, looks like we need to be getting to work. Be extra careful. Double check everything or the accountability booster will getcha.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42754,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Stanley","text":"This doomsdays device sounds like a scare tactic to me.","text_w_direction":"This doomsdays device sounds like a scare tactic to me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42755,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Oscar","text":"There's an easy way to tell if this device is a sham. We just make a mistake. I'll send an order down to shipping before we've received payment.","text_w_direction":"There's an easy way to tell if this device is a sham. We just make a mistake. I'll send an order down to shipping before we've received payment.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42756,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, there's one mistake.","text_w_direction":"[alert goes off] Oh, there's one mistake.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42757,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Now we only have four strikes left until a home run.","text_w_direction":"Now we only have four strikes left until a home run.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42758,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Dwight's our co-worker and he worked really hard on this doomsday device so I...","text_w_direction":"Dwight's our co-worker and he worked really hard on this doomsday device so I...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42759,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"It's not a doomsday device, gosh. We can do this you guys.","text_w_direction":"It's not a doomsday device, gosh. [Erin makes red strike on desk] We can do this you guys.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42760,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Warehouse Crew","text":"First. Second.","text_w_direction":"First. Second.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42761,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Darryl","text":"It's not a race.","text_w_direction":"It's not a race.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42762,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Warehouse Crew","text":"Thirrrr....third.","text_w_direction":"Thirrrr....third.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42763,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Darryl","text":"Who knows what the belt is for?","text_w_direction":"Who knows what the belt is for?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42764,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Gabe","text":"It's for protecting my ass. When you suckers lift more than you can handle. Sup, I'm Gabe. Corporate. Continue. Don't be nervous.","text_w_direction":"It's for protecting my ass. When you suckers lift more than you can handle. Sup, I'm Gabe. Corporate. Continue. Don't be nervous.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42765,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Darryl","text":"Apparently we have a visitor. Gabe, everyone.","text_w_direction":"Apparently we have a visitor. Gabe, everyone.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42766,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Warehouse Crew","text":"Hi, gabe.","text_w_direction":"Hi, gabe.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42767,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Darryl","text":"All right so the support belt. Now this one is mine. Doesn't get much use nowadays.","text_w_direction":"All right so the support belt. Now this one is mine. Doesn't get much use nowadays.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42768,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Gabe","text":"Look at this, this is enormous.","text_w_direction":"Look at this, this is enormous.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42769,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Gabe","text":"I get the sense that Val enjoys a good putdown. Considering that's the only thing I know about her. I will be milking that hard.","text_w_direction":"I get the sense that Val enjoys a good putdown. Considering that's the only thing I know about her. I will be milking that hard. [Gestures milking a cow]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42770,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Gabe","text":"It's like a hula hoop. Right. Mele Kalikimaka is the wise way.","text_w_direction":"It's like a hula hoop. Right. Mele Kalikimaka is the wise way.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42771,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Darryl","text":"You done?","text_w_direction":"You done?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42772,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Gabe","text":"The Michelin man called, he wants his cummerbund back.","text_w_direction":"The Michelin man called, he wants his cummerbund back.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42773,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Phyllis","text":"Remember we have to give Rigo Escrow their refund by five.","text_w_direction":"Remember we have to give Rigo Escrow their refund by five.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42774,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kevin","text":"I'm on it.","text_w_direction":"I'm on it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42775,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Angela","text":"Kevin, maybe I should handle that. We really need you to focus on your project.","text_w_direction":"Kevin, maybe I should handle that. We really need you to focus on your project.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42776,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kevin","text":"Good thinking.","text_w_direction":"Good thinking.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42777,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kevin","text":"Apparently a big client for this company, needs to know the story of how paper gets made.","text_w_direction":"Apparently a big client for this company, needs to know the story of how paper gets made.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42778,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Angela","text":"Oscar, use a calculator.","text_w_direction":"Oscar, use a calculator. [Oscar shakes head]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42779,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Oscar","text":"When the stakes are this high, there is only one computer that I trust. And it's powered by thai food and spanish reds.","text_w_direction":"When the stakes are this high, there is only one computer that I trust. And it's powered by thai food and spanish reds. [points to his head]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42780,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Alright everybody, you are doing great!","text_w_direction":"Alright everybody, you are doing great!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42781,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, I wouldn't say that. Three mistakes already is pretty terrible, but I do see improvement. Meredith kept someone on hold for thirty minutes and now look she's hard at work.","text_w_direction":"Well, I wouldn't say that. Three mistakes already is pretty terrible, but I do see improvement. Meredith kept someone on hold for thirty minutes and now look she's hard at work. [Meredith gives dwight the finger]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42782,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight, question.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, question.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42783,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"No questions.","text_w_direction":"No questions.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42784,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"If this doomsday device goes off...","text_w_direction":"If this doomsday device goes off...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42785,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Accountability booster.","text_w_direction":"Accountability booster.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42786,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"If this bad idea goes off and we all lose our jobs. Are you going to feel good about that?","text_w_direction":"If this bad idea goes off and we all lose our jobs. Are you going to feel good about that?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42787,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"I haven't even considered it. That's how sure I am that this accountability booster is going to work.","text_w_direction":"I haven't even considered it. That's how sure I am that this accountability booster is going to work.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42788,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Stanley","text":"Try mose1234.","text_w_direction":"Try mose1234.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42789,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Ryan","text":"Dwight would never be that obvious. Try something like...z64$8. Not that exactly Jim, something like that.","text_w_direction":"Dwight would never be that obvious. Try something like...z64$8. [incorrect password] Not that exactly Jim, something like that.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42790,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42791,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"How about Scrantonstrangler666.","text_w_direction":"How about Scrantonstrangler666.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42792,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Nope.","text_w_direction":"Nope.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42793,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"No. Oh shoot. Ha ha ha...You guys are never gonna shut down the machine, ok? But I appreciate your energy and your team work. If you applied this to your regular work, You won't even notice that the device is there, watching you ready to strike.","text_w_direction":"No. Oh shoot. Ha ha ha...You guys are never gonna shut down the machine, ok? But I appreciate your energy and your team work. If you applied this to your regular work, You won't even notice that the device is there, watching you ready to strike.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42794,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kelly","text":"Wha...what's Dwight's mothers name.","text_w_direction":"Wha...what's Dwight's mothers name.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42795,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Hmm...Heda. No.","text_w_direction":"Hmm...Heda. [alert] No.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42796,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Darryl","text":"Once you read the packet, sign the back.","text_w_direction":"Once you read the packet, sign the back.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42797,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Gabe","text":"Hey Darryl, I was thinking, uh, maybe while we read through this, uh, you could grab us all some coffee. My treat. It's a hundred dollar bill. Should cover it I think. Don't bring me any of that caramel soy latte crap, ok? I want a decaf frappuccino. Val...","text_w_direction":"Hey Darryl, I was thinking, uh, maybe while we read through this, uh, you could grab us all some coffee. My treat. It's a hundred dollar bill. Should cover it I think. Don't bring me any of that caramel soy latte crap, ok? I want a decaf frappuccino. Val...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42798,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Darryl","text":"Actually, Val, why don't you come with? I'll need the extra hands to carry them back.","text_w_direction":"Actually, Val, why don't you come with? I'll need the extra hands to carry them back.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42799,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Val","text":"Yeah, sure.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, sure.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42800,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Gabe","text":"Uh.","text_w_direction":"Uh.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42801,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Darryl","text":"Mmhmm. Caramel soy latte.","text_w_direction":"Mmhmm. [points at gabe] Caramel soy latte.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42802,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Gabe","text":"Decaf frap-","text_w_direction":"Decaf frap-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42803,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Darryl","text":"Got it.","text_w_direction":"Got it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42804,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Angela","text":"You sent the late notice to Ryan Heart & Wolf. Right?","text_w_direction":"You sent the late notice to Ryan Heart & Wolf. Right?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42805,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Oscar","text":"Mhm. Six-forty, six-twenty.","text_w_direction":"Mhm. Six-forty, six-twenty.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42806,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Angela","text":"Six-seventy, six-twenty.","text_w_direction":"Six-seventy, six-twenty.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42807,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Oscar","text":"Nuh uh.","text_w_direction":"Nuh uh.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42808,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Angela","text":"yes!","text_w_direction":"yes!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42809,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Oscar","text":"Five eighty-eight plus fifteen percent- Oh no.","text_w_direction":"Five eighty-eight plus fifteen percent- Oh no.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42810,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kevin","text":"What does this mean? What does it mean!","text_w_direction":"What does this mean? What does it mean!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42811,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Oscar","text":"Andy.","text_w_direction":"Andy. [alert sounds]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42812,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Angela","text":"Ohhhh!","text_w_direction":"Ohhhh!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42813,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Gahhh. That's five strikes.","text_w_direction":"Gahhh. That's five strikes.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42814,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Stanley","text":"Well...I was saving this for my retirement, which I guess is today.","text_w_direction":"[pulls out Brandy bottle] Well...I was saving this for my retirement, which I guess is today.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42815,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Dwight we got five strikes.","text_w_direction":"Dwight we got five strikes.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42816,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42817,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Did the email go out or...","text_w_direction":"Did the email go out or...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42818,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"It goes out automatically at five P.M.","text_w_direction":"It goes out automatically at five P.M.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42819,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Well, th- There's gotta be a way to stop it.","text_w_direction":"Well, th- There's gotta be a way to stop it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42820,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, I would have to enter my password in order to cancel it.","text_w_direction":"Well, I would have to enter my password in order to cancel it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42821,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Ok! Dwight you may now enter your password.","text_w_direction":"Ok! Dwight you may now enter your password.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42822,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42823,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"What?!","text_w_direction":"What?!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42824,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"You don't deserve to have this branch. Five mistakes in less than a day.","text_w_direction":"You don't deserve to have this branch. Five mistakes in less than a day.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42825,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Phyllis","text":"We did our best.","text_w_direction":"We did our best.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42826,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"No you didn't, Phyllis. You complained the whole time. You yelled at me. You tried to break into the machine. What?!","text_w_direction":"No you didn't, Phyllis. You complained the whole time. You yelled at me. You tried to break into the machine. [everyone interjects] What?!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42827,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"You're a real crumb bum, you know that?","text_w_direction":"You're a real crumb bum, you know that?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42828,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, you can't just change the rules because you don't like the outcome. What about you, Kevin? What about you and your fake task? Can you tell me now where paper comes from?","text_w_direction":"Hey, you can't just change the rules because you don't like the outcome. What about you, Kevin? What about you and your fake task? Can you tell me now where paper comes from?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42829,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kevin","text":"Uh, the man tree puts its penis-","text_w_direction":"Uh, the man tree puts its penis-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42830,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Ha. Ok, alright. Andy back me up here, please.","text_w_direction":"Ha. Ok, alright. Andy back me up here, please.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42831,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Nn no.","text_w_direction":"Nn no.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42832,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42833,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42834,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Oscar","text":"Dwight be human for once. Shut down the machine.","text_w_direction":"Dwight be human for once. Shut down the machine.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42835,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kelly","text":"Shut it down! Shut it down! Shut down the machine!!! Shut it down! Shut it down!","text_w_direction":"Shut it down! Shut it down! Shut down the machine!!! [erin joins in yelling] Shut it down! Shut it down!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42836,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Good luck finding a new job idiots. I'll make sure to write you a glowing reference. Glowingly negative.","text_w_direction":"Good luck finding a new job idiots. I'll make sure to write you a glowing reference. Glowingly negative.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42837,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Dwight's car is gone.","text_w_direction":"Dwight's car is gone.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42838,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"I bet he went home.","text_w_direction":"I bet he went home.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42839,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Some of us should go there and talk some sense into him. Get him to stop that email.","text_w_direction":"Some of us should go there and talk some sense into him. Get him to stop that email.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42840,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Pam, you should come with me. Dwight really likes you and your breasts are enormous that could help us.","text_w_direction":"Pam, you should come with me. Dwight really likes you and your breasts are enormous that could help us.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42841,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42842,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Kevin has that lovability.","text_w_direction":"Kevin has that lovability.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42843,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kevin","text":"Guys come on. I'm right here.","text_w_direction":"Guys come on. I'm right here.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42844,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Jim, I want you to go find Robert just be where he is in case that email goes out at five. You can try to delete it or something.","text_w_direction":"Jim, I want you to go find Robert just be where he is in case that email goes out at five. You can try to delete it or something.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42845,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Ok, where is he?","text_w_direction":"Ok, where is he?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42846,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Uh, he's at some club where you either eat squash or play squash.","text_w_direction":"Uh, he's at some club where you either eat squash or play squash.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42847,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"I'll try both.","text_w_direction":"I'll try both.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42848,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh. Come to reason with me?","text_w_direction":"[digging] Oh. Come to reason with me?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42849,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Gotcha something. And, uh, I just really want to talk to you-","text_w_direction":"Gotcha something. [gives Dwight cap, Dwight throws it aside] And, uh, I just really want to talk to you-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42850,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Get lost.","text_w_direction":"Get lost.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42851,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Well now hold on it, it-","text_w_direction":"Well now hold on it, it-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42852,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42853,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"What does it look like I'm doing? Digging a grave for a horse.","text_w_direction":"What does it look like I'm doing? Digging a grave for a horse.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42854,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Uhm.","text_w_direction":"Uhm.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42855,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Do you need a hand?","text_w_direction":"Do you need a hand?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42856,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, do you need a hand?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, do you need a hand? [everyone joins in]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42857,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"If you hit another horse, you've dug to far.","text_w_direction":"If you hit another horse, you've dug to far.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42858,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Robert","text":"I'll see you next week Will.","text_w_direction":"I'll see you next week Will. [at the club, playing squash]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42859,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Robert.","text_w_direction":"Robert.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42860,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Robert","text":"Jim what are you...What a surprise.","text_w_direction":"Jim what are you...What a surprise.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42861,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, well, you know just had a meeting. Squash meeting.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well, you know just had a meeting. Squash meeting.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42862,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Robert","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42863,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"You up for a game?","text_w_direction":"You up for a game?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42864,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Robert","text":"A game or a match?","text_w_direction":"A game or a match?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42865,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Exactly. Here we go. Let's do it.","text_w_direction":"Exactly. Here we go. Let's do it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42866,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Are you okay, Kevin?","text_w_direction":"Are you okay, Kevin? [Kevin gives thumbs down]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42867,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Where you going?","text_w_direction":"[to Dwight] Where you going?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42868,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"In. I'm hungry.","text_w_direction":"In. I'm hungry.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42869,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Uh, could we come in too? Just for some water.","text_w_direction":"Uh, could we come in too? Just for some water.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42870,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay. Take off your shoes. Except you Kevin, they stay on.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Take off your shoes. Except you Kevin, they stay on.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42871,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, wow. I forgot how pretty your house is.","text_w_direction":"Oh, wow. I forgot how pretty your house is.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42872,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"This is the new addition, built my Erasmus Schrute in 1808. It doubled as a tuberculosis recovery room until 2009.","text_w_direction":"This is the new addition, built my Erasmus Schrute in 1808. It doubled as a tuberculosis recovery room until 2009.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42873,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Val","text":"That's too much Doodle and not enough Lab.","text_w_direction":"That's too much Doodle and not enough Lab.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42874,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah, when are they gonna do a Labradoodle that's just Lab?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, when are they gonna do a Labradoodle that's just Lab?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42875,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Val","text":"That's what I'm sayin'.","text_w_direction":"That's what I'm sayin'.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42876,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Gabe","text":"Hey. You're welcome.","text_w_direction":"[to Val] Hey. You're welcome.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42877,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Val","text":"Thanks for the coffee.","text_w_direction":"Thanks for the coffee.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42878,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Gabe","text":"So, tonight I was thinking, I'm gonna go to the cemetery. I'm gonna drink a little wine and I thought maybe you'd like to come with me.","text_w_direction":"So, tonight I was thinking, I'm gonna go to the cemetery. I'm gonna drink a little wine and I thought maybe you'd like to come with me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42879,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Val","text":"Are you asking me on a date?","text_w_direction":"Are you asking me on a date?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42880,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Gabe","text":"Yes, I am.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I am.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42881,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Val","text":"Because I don't date coworkers. It's not personal, it's a matter of policy.","text_w_direction":"Because I don't date coworkers. It's not personal, it's a matter of policy.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42882,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Gabe","text":"I could quit. Problem solved.","text_w_direction":"I could quit. Problem solved.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42883,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Val","text":"Don't quit.","text_w_direction":"Don't quit. [Darryl eavesdropping, nods]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42884,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Darryl","text":"Good policy. Sensible. Smart.","text_w_direction":"Good policy. Sensible. Smart.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42885,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Alright. Serving. Serving. Serving. Serving.","text_w_direction":"Alright. Serving. Serving. Serving. Serving.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42886,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Robert","text":"In the box.","text_w_direction":"In the box.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42887,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"In the box.","text_w_direction":"In the box. [hits it straight into the floor]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42888,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Oscar","text":"Why haven't we heard anything? It's 4","text_w_direction":"Why haven't we heard anything? It's 4","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42889,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Angela","text":"Oh, now you can do math? Where were you 2 hours ago 'A Beautiful Mind'-","text_w_direction":"Oh, now you can do math? Where were you 2 hours ago 'A Beautiful Mind'-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42890,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Oscar","text":"I made a mistake. I'm sorry.","text_w_direction":"I made a mistake. I'm sorry.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42891,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Stanley","text":"I know how to save the company, everyone. Just write a petition, get everyones' signature, including our clients, march down to Florida, and shove it up your butt! Ha!","text_w_direction":"I know how to save the company, everyone. Just write a petition, get everyones' signature, including our clients, march down to Florida, and shove it up your butt! Ha! [laughing and drinking Brandy]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42892,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Oscar","text":"It's not that funny.","text_w_direction":"It's not that funny.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42893,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, Pam. You got something on your shirt.","text_w_direction":"[Kevin comes around corner with a pan, ready to strike Dwight, Pam shakes her head] Oh, Pam. You got something on your shirt.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42894,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, haha. Oh well. Pobody's nerfect, right?","text_w_direction":"Oh, haha. Oh well. Pobody's nerfect, right?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42895,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Did you just have a stroke, Pam? It's \"Nobody's perfect.\" Nice stroke, Pam.","text_w_direction":"Did you just have a stroke, Pam? It's \"Nobody's perfect.\" Nice stroke, Pam.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42896,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"No. It's a jokey saying. Pobody's nerfect, like I can't even say those words right. Ha.","text_w_direction":"No. It's a jokey saying. Pobody's nerfect, like I can't even say those words right. Ha.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42897,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"I hadn't heard that before, that's, that's funny.","text_w_direction":"I hadn't heard that before, that's, that's funny.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42898,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Dwight, there's just a small matter of a-","text_w_direction":"Dwight, there's just a small matter of a-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42899,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"You know what would go so great with this cabbage pie? Milk.","text_w_direction":"You know what would go so great with this cabbage pie? Milk.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42900,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Any specific animal?","text_w_direction":"Any specific animal?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42901,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"I'm thinking cow-","text_w_direction":"I'm thinking cow-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42902,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Don't say cow- Ugh.","text_w_direction":"Don't say cow- Ugh.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42903,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"What are you doing? It's 5 to 5.","text_w_direction":"What are you doing? It's 5 to 5.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42904,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Just don't talk about the email, okay? He's gonna cancel it on his own, I really think he will.","text_w_direction":"Just don't talk about the email, okay? He's gonna cancel it on his own, I really think he will.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42905,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"That's insane!","text_w_direction":"That's insane!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42906,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Just trust me.","text_w_direction":"Just trust me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42907,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Trust you, like I trusted Dwight this morning.","text_w_direction":"Trust you, like I trusted Dwight this morning.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42908,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"I got this.","text_w_direction":"I got this.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42909,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Enngh-","text_w_direction":"Enngh-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42910,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Hahhh, thanks for everything.","text_w_direction":"Hahhh, thanks for everything.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42911,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Sive drafely.","text_w_direction":"Sive drafely. [Pam points back at him, smiling]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42912,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kevin","text":"Isn't it supposed to be, \"Drive safely\"?","text_w_direction":"Isn't it supposed to be, \"Drive safely\"?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42913,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Is that my phone?","text_w_direction":"[a text tone goes off] Is that my phone?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42914,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Robert","text":"Sounded like mine.","text_w_direction":"Sounded like mine.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42915,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Nah, I think it's mine. Lemme just check real quick, here. Alright.","text_w_direction":"Nah, I think it's mine. Lemme just check real quick, here. Alright.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42916,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Robert","text":"Well, it's mine. You took it out of my bag.","text_w_direction":"Well, it's mine. You took it out of my bag.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42917,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, oh yeah.","text_w_direction":"Oh, oh yeah.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42918,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Robert","text":"Can I have it?","text_w_direction":"Can I have it?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42919,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Yes. Right now? Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Right now? Yes.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42920,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Robert","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42921,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Here you go.","text_w_direction":"Here you go. [throws it over glass]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42922,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Robert","text":"Whoa, no, wait, wait, wait, whoa.","text_w_direction":"Whoa, no, wait, wait, wait, whoa. [tries to catch it with racket, misses, lands on floor]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42923,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Robert","text":"ha, Jesus.","text_w_direction":"[censored beep] ha, Jesus.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42924,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Awww, sorry. Did it break?","text_w_direction":"Awww, sorry. Did it break?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42925,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Robert","text":"Nah, it's good.","text_w_direction":"Nah, it's good.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42926,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"You sure?","text_w_direction":"You sure?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42927,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Robert","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42928,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"What kinda iPhone is that?","text_w_direction":"What kinda iPhone is that?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42929,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Robert","text":"It's the standard one. The one everyone has.","text_w_direction":"It's the standard one. The one everyone has.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42930,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Oh yeah. I have the one that nobody has. Is there anything interesting?","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah. I have the one that nobody has. Is there anything interesting?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42931,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Robert","text":"It depends Jim. Do you find one-day only Jet Blue sales to Buffalo interesting?","text_w_direction":"It depends Jim. Do you find one-day only Jet Blue sales to Buffalo interesting?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42932,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Ha ha. No, I don't. No, I don't. Alright, well, I am sore and obviously horrible at this, so-","text_w_direction":"Ha ha. No, I don't. No, I don't. Alright, well, I am sore and obviously horrible at this, so- [texting on his phone]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42933,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Robert","text":"My serve!","text_w_direction":"My serve!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42934,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Dwight stopped the device!","text_w_direction":"[her text tones rings] Dwight stopped the device!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42935,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42936,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kevin","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42937,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Haho!","text_w_direction":"Haho!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42938,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Oscar","text":"He stopped it!","text_w_direction":"[his phone vibrates] He stopped it!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42939,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Ryan","text":"Oh! We still have our jobs.","text_w_direction":"Oh! [everyone yelling out, celebrating] We still have our jobs.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42940,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"They're not my favorite people in the world. I wouldn't even call them friends. They come over here, eat my pie, dig the crappiest horse grave you've ever seen. God, I'm gonna have to work with them forever, aren't I?","text_w_direction":"They're not my favorite people in the world. I wouldn't even call them friends. They come over here, eat my pie, dig the crappiest horse grave you've ever seen. [pulls cap he previously discarded, out of the dirt] God, I'm gonna have to work with them forever, aren't I?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42941,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Robert","text":"Take it easy. Nice and easy.","text_w_direction":"Take it easy. Nice and easy.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42942,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Ah! Classic, right?","text_w_direction":"[hits ball, ricochets to groin] Ah! Classic, right? [Jim continues to rally poorly and falls down]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42943,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Robert","text":"Oo!","text_w_direction":"Oo!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42944,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"I'm alright.","text_w_direction":"I'm alright.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42945,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Robert","text":"You alright?","text_w_direction":"You alright?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42946,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42947,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Robert","text":"Skinned knee.","text_w_direction":"Skinned knee.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42948,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Yep. Ah. Oh.","text_w_direction":"Yep. Ah. Oh. [and skinned elbow]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42949,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Robert","text":"Oo, a little ice on that maybe.","text_w_direction":"Oo, a little ice on that maybe.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42950,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. That does not feel good.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. That does not feel good.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42951,"season":8,"episode":6,"episode_name":"Doomsday","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Robert","text":"Okay. My serve.","text_w_direction":"Okay. My serve.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1476,"air_date":"2011-11-03"}
{"index":42952,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Erin.","text_w_direction":"Erin.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42953,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42954,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"In two minutes I want you to come into this meeting and tell me I have a really important phone call. I'm not going to take it because I want him to know how important the meeting is to me.","text_w_direction":"In two minutes I want you to come into this meeting and tell me I have a really important phone call. I'm not going to take it because I want him to know how important the meeting is to me.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42955,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"Who's calling?","text_w_direction":"Who's calling?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42956,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Nobody. Just say that I'm- Just make it up that I have a phone call. And then I'm going to refuse to take it.","text_w_direction":"Nobody. Just say that I'm- Just make it up that I have a phone call. And then I'm going to refuse to take it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42957,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"You're not going to take it?","text_w_direction":"You're not going to take it?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42958,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Just make up a phone call. It's not a real call. Make it up.","text_w_direction":"Just make up a phone call. It's not a real call. Make it up.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42959,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"Ohohohoh.","text_w_direction":"Ohohohoh.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42960,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"And come and tell me. Doesn't matter what it is.","text_w_direction":"And come and tell me. Doesn't matter what it is.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42961,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"You're not going to get it though?","text_w_direction":"You're not going to get it though?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42962,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"I'm not going to take it. And then he's going to be like \"whoa this is a really important meeting\".","text_w_direction":"I'm not going to take it. And then he's going to be like \"whoa this is a really important meeting\".","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42963,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"Copy that.","text_w_direction":"Copy that.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42964,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42965,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Ok, so tell me exactly what kind of deal you are getting now and I'll tell you how we can beat it.","text_w_direction":"Ok, so tell me exactly what kind of deal you are getting now and I'll tell you how we can beat it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42966,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Client","text":"Uh well we've been going with...","text_w_direction":"Uh well we've been going with...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42967,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"Andy.","text_w_direction":"Andy.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42968,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42969,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"You have a very important call.","text_w_direction":"You have a very important call.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42970,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"I'm sorry – I'm with a very important client. It'll have to wait.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry – I'm with a very important client. It'll have to wait.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42971,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"Are you sure? It's really, really important.","text_w_direction":"Are you sure? It's really, really important.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42972,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"There is nothing more important to me right now than this meeting.","text_w_direction":"There is nothing more important to me right now than this meeting.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42973,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"Really? Because your mother is dead.","text_w_direction":"Really? Because your mother is dead.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42974,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Client","text":"Oh my God.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42975,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"I don't think she's dead.","text_w_direction":"I don't think she's dead.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42976,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"She's dead. She was hit by a bus.","text_w_direction":"She's dead. She was hit by a bus.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42977,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"She's not dead. This is exactly the kind of thing my mom pulls.","text_w_direction":"She's not dead. This is exactly the kind of thing my mom pulls.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42978,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"This isn't one of those times. It's the police. They said it's the worst they've ever seen.","text_w_direction":"This isn't one of those times. It's the police. They said it's the worst they've ever seen.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42979,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Andy I'm really sorry about your mother. My deepest condolences.","text_w_direction":"Andy I'm really sorry about your mother. My deepest condolences.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42980,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Client","text":"Oh you must take this call. It's...","text_w_direction":"Oh you must take this call. It's...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42981,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah. Um line 1?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Um line 1?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42982,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"Line 2.","text_w_direction":"Line 2.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42983,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42984,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Darryl","text":"It's Darryl. Erin told me to pretend to be a cop and say your mom died.","text_w_direction":"[on phone]It's Darryl. Erin told me to pretend to be a cop and say your mom died.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42985,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Ooh, gosh!","text_w_direction":"Ooh, gosh!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42986,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Darryl","text":"Dude.","text_w_direction":"Dude.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42987,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Officer.","text_w_direction":"Officer.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42988,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Darryl","text":"Look man this is a bad idea.","text_w_direction":"Look man this is a bad idea.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42989,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Did she have any last words or?","text_w_direction":"Did she have any last words or?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42990,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Darryl","text":"Really? That is messed up man.","text_w_direction":"Really? That is messed up man.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42991,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Oh make sure that your client gets the best deal possible.","text_w_direction":"Oh make sure that your client gets the best deal possible.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42992,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Darryl","text":"You're a bad man Andy Bernard.","text_w_direction":"You're a bad man Andy Bernard.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42993,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"That is so mom.","text_w_direction":"That is so mom.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42994,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Darryl","text":"That stuff can come back to get you. It's called karma. You do not want to be messing around. I got an uncle...","text_w_direction":"That stuff can come back to get you. It's called karma. You do not want to be messing around. I got an uncle...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42995,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Alright thank you officer. Erin please hold all my other calls. Where were we?","text_w_direction":"Alright thank you officer. Erin please hold all my other calls. Where were we?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42996,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Hey Cathy.","text_w_direction":"Hey Cathy.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42997,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Cathy","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42998,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"How's it going? Everything make sense?","text_w_direction":"How's it going? Everything make sense?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":42999,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Cathy","text":"I think everything is under control.","text_w_direction":"I think everything is under control.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43000,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43001,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Cathy","text":"You should sit down.","text_w_direction":"You should sit down.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43002,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Oh no, I'm fine.","text_w_direction":"Oh no, I'm fine.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43003,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Cathy","text":"No I should go fill out my paperwork.","text_w_direction":"No I should go fill out my paperwork.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43004,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Ok Oh that was just me. Pregnant Pam. And I make sounds much worse than this.","text_w_direction":"Ok [squeaking sound] Oh that was just me. Pregnant Pam. And I make sounds much worse than this.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43005,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh we know.","text_w_direction":"Oh we know.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43006,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"I'm training a temp to be my replacement while I'm on maternity leave. Oh I should've mentioned I'm pregnant. You probably didn't notice because it's impossible to tell I'm so small. But yeah I'm pregnant. Oh come on!","text_w_direction":"I'm training a temp to be my replacement while I'm on maternity leave. Oh I should've mentioned I'm pregnant. You probably didn't notice because it's impossible to tell I'm so small. But yeah I'm pregnant. [another squeak] Oh come on!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43007,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Ryan","text":"Hey – asking for a friend. Do you happen to know if that new girl is single?","text_w_direction":"Hey – asking for a friend. Do you happen to know if that new girl is single?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43008,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Hmm. Doubt it.","text_w_direction":"Hmm. Doubt it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43009,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah me too.","text_w_direction":"Yeah me too.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43010,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"You doubt it?","text_w_direction":"You doubt it?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43011,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"What's that?","text_w_direction":"What's that?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43012,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Why do you doubt that she's single?","text_w_direction":"Why do you doubt that she's single?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43013,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Honestly I have no idea. I just figured we'd save her from Ryan right?","text_w_direction":"Honestly I have no idea. I just figured we'd save her from Ryan right?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43014,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Darryl","text":"What are you doing with my lunch?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing with my lunch?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43015,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"I'm delivering it from the fridge. It's like a porno. Hey did anyone order a pizza?","text_w_direction":"I'm delivering it from the fridge. It's like a porno. Hey did anyone order a pizza?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43016,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Darryl","text":"It's not pizza.","text_w_direction":"It's not pizza.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43017,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah and we're not about to make love. I just thought maybe you'd want to eat lunch at your desk today so that during lunch we could go down to the warehouse and bang out a few tunes.","text_w_direction":"Yeah and we're not about to make love. I just thought maybe you'd want to eat lunch at your desk today so that during lunch we could go down to the warehouse and bang out a few tunes.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43018,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Darryl","text":"I like the sound of that. Is Kevin in?","text_w_direction":"I like the sound of that. Is Kevin in?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43019,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Uh you tell me","text_w_direction":"Uh you tell me [Kevin playing drums with chicken legs]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43020,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Ryan","text":"So word on the street is she has a boyfriend.","text_w_direction":"So word on the street is she has a boyfriend.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43021,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Gabe","text":"Well he's probably a drug dealer. That's the best way to land a hot girlfriend. You just uh get her hooked on blow.","text_w_direction":"Well he's probably a drug dealer. That's the best way to land a hot girlfriend. You just uh get her hooked on blow.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43022,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Toby","text":"It's going to be nice to have just a healthy, young, fit presence in the middle of the office.","text_w_direction":"It's going to be nice to have just a healthy, young, fit presence in the middle of the office.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43023,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Oscar","text":"Yeah aesthetically speaking she adds a nice presence.","text_w_direction":"Yeah aesthetically speaking she adds a nice presence.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43024,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Offscreen","text":"Good energy","text_w_direction":"Good energy","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43025,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"It's going to be good to have someone hot at Pam's desk huh?","text_w_direction":"It's going to be good to have someone hot at Pam's desk huh?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43026,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Oscar","text":"No, no. Not even.","text_w_direction":"No, no. Not even.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43027,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"I'm kidding! Oh my gosh you guys! She's obviously super cute I get it. But I'd like to point out there's 50 pounds more of me to love if that's your thing.","text_w_direction":"I'm kidding! Oh my gosh you guys! She's obviously super cute I get it. But I'd like to point out there's 50 pounds more of me to love if that's your thing.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43028,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Oscar","text":"Pam you look more beautiful now than ever.","text_w_direction":"Pam you look more beautiful now than ever.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43029,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Toby","text":"Radiant.","text_w_direction":"Radiant.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43030,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Thank you. Really you guys thank you. Very sweet.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. Really you guys thank you. Very sweet.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43031,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah you have this sexy glow.","text_w_direction":"Yeah you have this sexy glow.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43032,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Gabe","text":"It's one of the most common fetishes.","text_w_direction":"It's one of the most common fetishes.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43033,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Really well thank you all.","text_w_direction":"Really well thank you all.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43034,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Toby","text":"You know it's not just pregnant women who don't get their due. You know who's gorgeous? Helen Mirren.","text_w_direction":"You know it's not just pregnant women who don't get their due. You know who's gorgeous? Helen Mirren.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43035,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Ryan","text":"Yes! Have you seen her in a bikini? Amazing?","text_w_direction":"Yes! Have you seen her in a bikini? Amazing?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43036,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Toby","text":"You know what would be the hottest thing ever? It's a pregnant Helen Mirren.","text_w_direction":"You know what would be the hottest thing ever? It's a pregnant Helen Mirren.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43037,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok ok ok no no no. This is disgusting. You realize what you're saying? The hottest thing ever would be a 66 year old pregnant woman.","text_w_direction":"Ok ok ok no no no. This is disgusting. You realize what you're saying? The hottest thing ever would be a 66 year old pregnant woman.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43038,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Oscar","text":"In this case yes.","text_w_direction":"In this case yes.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43039,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"No! There are universal biological standards of beauty and attraction. And you are purposefully celebrating the opposite of them to mollycoddle a pregnant woman.","text_w_direction":"No! There are universal biological standards of beauty and attraction. And you are purposefully celebrating the opposite of them to mollycoddle a pregnant woman.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43040,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Phyllis","text":"No we're not.","text_w_direction":"No we're not.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43041,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes you are. And another thing. Helen Mirren was born Helen Mironov. That's right. You're fake salivating over a Soviet era Russian.","text_w_direction":"Yes you are. And another thing. Helen Mirren was born Helen Mironov. That's right. You're fake salivating over a Soviet era Russian.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43042,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Ske-be-do-bah-bap-bah-de, ske-be-de-bapa-de-bapa-boopa-dooten-bebe-daten-booray.","text_w_direction":"[scatting] Ske-be-do-bah-bap-bah-de, ske-be-de-bapa-de-bapa-boopa-dooten-bebe-daten-booray.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43043,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Darryl","text":"Nice scatting, man.","text_w_direction":"Nice scatting, man.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43044,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Thank you. I think I said doop instead of boop at one point.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. I think I said doop instead of boop at one point.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43045,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Val","text":"Not bad fellas, you're better than you look.","text_w_direction":"Not bad fellas, you're better than you look.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43046,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Kevin","text":"Hey, screw you!","text_w_direction":"Hey, screw you!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43047,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Hey Robert, are we meeting early?","text_w_direction":"[sees Robert California enter] Hey Robert, are we meeting early?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43048,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Robert","text":"Just taking a stroll. What exactly have I stumbled upon here?","text_w_direction":"Just taking a stroll. What exactly have I stumbled upon here?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43049,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Well we're all musicians and we play together sometimes.","text_w_direction":"Well we're all musicians and we play together sometimes.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43050,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Robert","text":"You're a band.","text_w_direction":"You're a band.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43051,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43052,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Kevin","text":"We're called Kevin and the Zits.","text_w_direction":"We're called Kevin and the Zits.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43053,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Darryl","text":"That was never agreed upon.","text_w_direction":"That was never agreed upon.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43054,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Robert","text":"I miss being in a band.","text_w_direction":"I miss being in a band.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43055,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Miss no more! What do you play? Join us!","text_w_direction":"Miss no more! What do you play? Join us!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43056,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Kevin","text":"I have a tambourine.","text_w_direction":"I have a tambourine.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43057,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Robert","text":"Tambourine? You know I'm the CEO, right?","text_w_direction":"Tambourine? You know I'm the CEO, right?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43058,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"CEOs don't play tambourines. Tambourines are for girlfriends.","text_w_direction":"[to Kevin] CEOs don't play tambourines. Tambourines are for girlfriends.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43059,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Robert","text":"I play harmonica. I think I have one in the car.","text_w_direction":"I play harmonica. I think I have one in the car.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43060,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Great!","text_w_direction":"Great!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43061,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Kevin","text":"Nice guys, Robert is going to be a Zit!","text_w_direction":"Nice guys, Robert is going to be a Zit!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43062,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Darryl","text":"Again, never agreed upon.","text_w_direction":"Again, never agreed upon.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43063,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"I had totally given up on hanging out with Robert California and now he wants to be in our band! And when you're in a rock and roll band with somebody, you're bonded for life!","text_w_direction":"I had totally given up on hanging out with Robert California and now he wants to be in our band! And when you're in a rock and roll band with somebody, you're bonded for life!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43064,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Darryl","text":"Usually that life is short and tragic. That's okay, right?","text_w_direction":"Usually that life is short and tragic. That's okay, right?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43065,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, even cooler.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, even cooler.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43066,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Kevin","text":"We all got to go sometime.","text_w_direction":"We all got to go sometime.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43067,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43068,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43069,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Helen Mirren. Hot?","text_w_direction":"Helen Mirren. Hot?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43070,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. Super pretty.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Super pretty.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43071,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Huh. What about Cathy?","text_w_direction":"Huh. What about Cathy?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43072,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"The temp?","text_w_direction":"The temp?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43073,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah. Do you think she's hot?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Do you think she's hot?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43074,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Nope.","text_w_direction":"Nope.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43075,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"I'm not asking if you're in to her. Just, objectively, do you find her attractive?","text_w_direction":"I'm not asking if you're in to her. Just, objectively, do you find her attractive?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43076,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"And I'm telling you, I don't.","text_w_direction":"And I'm telling you, I don't.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43077,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"You don't find Cathy attractive?","text_w_direction":"You don't find Cathy attractive?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43078,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"No, I don't.","text_w_direction":"No, I don't.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43079,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"No, I'm not going to tell my nine-months-pregnant wife that I find her replacement objectively attractive. Just like I'm not going to tell my two-year-old daughter that violent video games are objectively more fun. It's true, but it doesn't help anybody.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm not going to tell my nine-months-pregnant wife that I find her replacement objectively attractive. Just like I'm not going to tell my two-year-old daughter that violent video games are objectively more fun. It's true, but it doesn't help anybody.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43080,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Look at her. Even I want some fries with that shake.","text_w_direction":"Look at her. Even I want some fries with that shake.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43081,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. Uh, I don't. So are we good?","text_w_direction":"Okay. Uh, I don't. So are we good? [Jim leaves]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43082,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"That's just absurd.","text_w_direction":"That's just absurd.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43083,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Yes, because she's hot, right?","text_w_direction":"Yes, because she's hot, right?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43084,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Her breasts are large, her waist is small, her reproductive health in ample evidence. And facial symmetry- come on.","text_w_direction":"Her breasts are large, her waist is small, her reproductive health in ample evidence. And facial symmetry- come on.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43085,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"The thing about pregnancy is people treat you differently. Like you're a kid almost. They lose all sense of boundaries. They start acting weird, telling you things that clearly aren't true. I know it sounds nuts, but I think Dwight is the only one who's telling me the truth.","text_w_direction":"The thing about pregnancy is people treat you differently. Like you're a kid almost. They lose all sense of boundaries. They start acting weird, telling you things that clearly aren't true. I know it sounds nuts, but I think Dwight is the only one who's telling me the truth.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43086,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Dwight, am I hot right now?","text_w_direction":"Dwight, am I hot right now?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43087,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Why would I or anyone else think that you're hot right now? I can't impregnate you, and that's the driving force between male-female attraction.","text_w_direction":"Why would I or anyone else think that you're hot right now? I can't impregnate you, and that's the driving force between male-female attraction.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43088,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"What about before? Was I attractive before?","text_w_direction":"What about before? Was I attractive before?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43089,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Meh... you were at your most attractive when you were 24 with a slight, gradual decline and a steep drop-off when you got pregnant for the first time. Gradual recovery and, uh, well now, obviously, you're at an all-time low.","text_w_direction":"Meh... you were at your most attractive when you were 24 with a slight, gradual decline and a steep drop-off when you got pregnant for the first time. Gradual recovery and, uh, well now, obviously, you're at an all-time low.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43090,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Hmm. I think Jim's lying to me about not being attracted to Cathy.","text_w_direction":"Hmm. I think Jim's lying to me about not being attracted to Cathy.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43091,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"You think Jim's lying? That's so cute. I know he's lying.","text_w_direction":"You think Jim's lying? [laughs] That's so cute. I know he's lying.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43092,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Five bucks if you can get him to admit it.","text_w_direction":"Five bucks if you can get him to admit it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43093,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Done. I never touch a pregnant woman.","text_w_direction":"Done. [Pam goes for a high five] I never touch a pregnant woman.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43094,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Yep, that's the Dwight I need.","text_w_direction":"Yep, that's the Dwight I need.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43095,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"If we're going to work together, we need some ground rules.","text_w_direction":"If we're going to work together, we need some ground rules.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43096,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43097,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Rule one","text_w_direction":"Rule one","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43098,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"I think so. Okay.","text_w_direction":"I think so. Okay.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43099,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Rule two","text_w_direction":"Rule two","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43100,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Well, what does that... is that... okay.","text_w_direction":"Well, what does that... is that... okay.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43101,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Rule three","text_w_direction":"Rule three","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43102,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Yep, good.","text_w_direction":"Yep, good.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43103,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"We're gonna bust this guy.","text_w_direction":"We're gonna bust this guy.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43104,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Honesty is very important to me.","text_w_direction":"Honesty is very important to me.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43105,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"So important. And then we will destroy the man himself.","text_w_direction":"So important. And then we will destroy the man himself.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43106,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Let's just see how we feel when we get there.","text_w_direction":"Let's just see how we feel when we get there.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43107,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Kelly","text":"Well, you came to the right person. You have to follow your intuition, Pam. You don't want to end up like Elin Nordegren. Actually, what am I saying, you wish you had her life- no offense, Pam.","text_w_direction":"Well, you came to the right person. You have to follow your intuition, Pam. You don't want to end up like Elin Nordegren. Actually, what am I saying, you wish you had her life- no offense, Pam.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43108,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"None taken. What do you got?","text_w_direction":"None taken. What do you got?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43109,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Kelly","text":"It is called the matchmaker test, and it is very powerful. Basically we have Pam ask Jim which of his friends he would set up with Cathy. If Jim picks a really hot friend, then we know that he thinks that Cathy's hot.","text_w_direction":"It is called the matchmaker test, and it is very powerful. Basically we have Pam ask Jim which of his friends he would set up with Cathy. If Jim picks a really hot friend, then we know that he thinks that Cathy's hot.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43110,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Hmm.","text_w_direction":"Hmm.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43111,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Robert","text":"Hey, you found us!","text_w_direction":"[to the keyboardist, Curtis, and the drummer] Hey, you found us!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43112,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Curtis","text":"You guys sound great, man.","text_w_direction":"You guys sound great, man.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43113,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Robert","text":"Darryl, Andy, Kevin, this is Curtis Dorough, local musician and the officiate at my wedding.","text_w_direction":"Darryl, Andy, Kevin, this is Curtis Dorough, local musician and the officiate at my wedding.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43114,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Darryl","text":"Local musician? Local legend! I used to come hear you play every week at the Deerhead.","text_w_direction":"Local musician? Local legend! I used to come hear you play every week at the Deerhead.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43115,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Kevin","text":"Dude, you're on TV! You're the sportscaster on channel seven.","text_w_direction":"[to drummer] Dude, you're on TV! You're the sportscaster on channel seven.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43116,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Drummer","text":"Go Eagles!","text_w_direction":"Go Eagles! [laughs]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43117,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Kevin","text":"You do that on TV!","text_w_direction":"You do that on TV!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43118,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Robert","text":"You guys mind if they join us?","text_w_direction":"You guys mind if they join us?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43119,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, absolutely!","text_w_direction":"Yeah, absolutely!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43120,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Kevin","text":"Guys, I've got some instruments right here.","text_w_direction":"Guys, I've got some instruments right here. [holds up tambourine and güiro]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43121,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey, why don't you and me play those?","text_w_direction":"Hey, why don't you and me play those?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43122,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah? Okay, this is awesome.","text_w_direction":"Yeah? Okay, this is awesome.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43123,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Robert","text":"What should we play?","text_w_direction":"What should we play?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43124,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Kevin","text":"Maybe we should warm up with some scales?","text_w_direction":"Maybe we should warm up with some scales?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43125,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Robert","text":"Midnight Rambler?","text_w_direction":"Midnight Rambler?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43126,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Curtis","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43127,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Midnight what?","text_w_direction":"Midnight what?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43128,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Curtis","text":"Have you heard about the midnight rambler? Hey, come on in, baby. Yeah!","text_w_direction":"[singing] Have you heard about the midnight rambler? [Lisa, the guitarist, enters] Hey, come on in, baby. Yeah!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43129,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, I was talking to Cathy. Turns out she is single.","text_w_direction":"Hey, I was talking to Cathy. Turns out she is single.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43130,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, I stand corrected.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I stand corrected.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43131,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"I thought it might be fun to set her up with someone. Any ideas?","text_w_direction":"I thought it might be fun to set her up with someone. Any ideas?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43132,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, you know who might be good? Mike Tibbets.","text_w_direction":"Oh, you know who might be good? Mike Tibbets.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43133,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Mike Tibbets, really?","text_w_direction":"Mike Tibbets, really?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43134,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43135,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Ryan","text":"Hey, who's this Mike Tibbets guy? What kind of car does he drive?","text_w_direction":"Hey, who's this Mike Tibbets guy? What kind of car does he drive?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43136,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Not his mom's car.","text_w_direction":"Not his mom's car.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43137,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah, 'cause his mom's car's probably not a Nissan Z.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, 'cause his mom's car's probably not a Nissan Z.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43138,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Touche?","text_w_direction":"Touche?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43139,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Kelly","text":"Eww!","text_w_direction":"[sees photo of Mike Tibbets] Eww!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43140,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Kelly, calm down.","text_w_direction":"Kelly, calm down.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43141,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Kelly","text":"I mean, I guess he'd be okay with hair. Okay, you should see if he'll get hair plugs.","text_w_direction":"I mean, I guess he'd be okay with hair. Okay, you should see if he'll get hair plugs.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43142,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"I don't think Jim cares about his hair.","text_w_direction":"I don't think Jim cares about his hair.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43143,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Kelly","text":"Yeah, but I do Pam, okay? It's called being a nice person.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but I do Pam, okay? It's called being a nice person.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43144,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't see what's so ugly about him. He's got the broad face of a brewer.","text_w_direction":"I don't see what's so ugly about him. He's got the broad face of a brewer.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43145,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Jim's on to me.","text_w_direction":"Jim's on to me.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43146,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Hmm?","text_w_direction":"Hmm?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43147,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, Jim barely talks to Mike. We had to go through like two levels of friends to even find his profile. Jim picked someone just unattractive enough to shut me up without tipping it.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, Jim barely talks to Mike. We had to go through like two levels of friends to even find his profile. Jim picked someone just unattractive enough to shut me up without tipping it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43148,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Just ugly enough to have deniability.","text_w_direction":"Just ugly enough to have deniability.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43149,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43150,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Mike Tibbets is like the most boring-looking guy I know. So if that was for the matchmaker test, I think I'm in the clear. If that wasn't for the matchmaker test, then... Cathy, he's a really nice guy.","text_w_direction":"Mike Tibbets is like the most boring-looking guy I know. So if that was for the matchmaker test, I think I'm in the clear. If that wasn't for the matchmaker test, then... Cathy, he's a really nice guy.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43151,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, Jim may be lying with his words, but he can't lie with his body.","text_w_direction":"Well, Jim may be lying with his words, but he can't lie with his body.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43152,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Kelly","text":"I'm gonna write something mean on his wall.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna write something mean on his wall.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43153,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"No, Kelly, don't.","text_w_direction":"No, Kelly, don't.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43154,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"The male reveals attraction through unconscious and involuntary physical signs. The puffing of the chest, mirroring, increased blood flow to the crotch. I say we start there.","text_w_direction":"The male reveals attraction through unconscious and involuntary physical signs. The puffing of the chest, mirroring, increased blood flow to the crotch. I say we start there.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43155,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam and Kelly","text":"With the crotch?","text_w_direction":"With the crotch?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43156,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"With the crotch.","text_w_direction":"With the crotch.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43157,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Kevin","text":"Whoo!","text_w_direction":"[music plays] Whoo!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43158,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Psst. We're not here.","text_w_direction":"Psst. We're not here. [slips Toblerone candy to Creed]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43159,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Creed","text":"Who said that?","text_w_direction":"Who said that?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43160,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Exactly.","text_w_direction":"Exactly.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43161,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Creed","text":"How'd I get this long triangle?","text_w_direction":"How'd I get this long triangle?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43162,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, just shut it.","text_w_direction":"Okay, just shut it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43163,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Is he puffing out his chest?","text_w_direction":"Is he puffing out his chest?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43164,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"I can't tell. It's unnaturally sunken. Busted. He just was mirroring. Did you see that?","text_w_direction":"I can't tell. It's unnaturally sunken. [Jim says something and Cathy laughs] Busted. He just was mirroring. Did you see that?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43165,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"No. Maybe he just said something funny.","text_w_direction":"No. Maybe he just said something funny.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43166,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim has no discernible sense of humor, Pam. You should know that.","text_w_direction":"Jim has no discernible sense of humor, Pam. You should know that.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43167,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"I think he's just making her laugh.","text_w_direction":"I think he's just making her laugh.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43168,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Time for me to find out.","text_w_direction":"Time for me to find out.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43169,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Why's he making her laugh so much?","text_w_direction":"Why's he making her laugh so much?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43170,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Just going to walk over here- whoa, whoa, I'm slipping and falling! Oh, stumbling, I need something to grab on to!","text_w_direction":"Just going to walk over here- [fake trips] whoa, whoa, I'm slipping and falling! Oh, stumbling, I need something to grab on to! [grabs Jim's crotch]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43171,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight!","text_w_direction":"Dwight!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43172,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Cathy","text":"Are you okay?","text_w_direction":"Are you okay?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43173,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm fine, I'm totally fine.","text_w_direction":"I'm fine, I'm totally fine.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43174,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight! Dwight!","text_w_direction":"Dwight! Dwight!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43175,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes? Wha- Jim.","text_w_direction":"Yes? [Jim pushes Dwight's hands away] Wha- Jim.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43176,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Sorry about that.","text_w_direction":"[to Cathy] Sorry about that.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43177,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Aw, cramp, I'm just-","text_w_direction":"Aw, cramp, I'm just- [grabs Jim's crotch again]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43178,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight! Why?","text_w_direction":"Dwight! [pushes Dwight's hands away] Why?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43179,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm sorry, I fell down, Mr. Balance.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, I fell down, Mr. Balance.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43180,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Leave.","text_w_direction":"Leave.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43181,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Does your husband have very soft erections? Because if not, I just grabbed a very soft pen1s for nothing.","text_w_direction":"[to Pam] Does your husband have very soft erections? Because if not, I just grabbed a very soft pen1s for nothing.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43182,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Why was he making her laugh so much?","text_w_direction":"Why was he making her laugh so much?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43183,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, hey, I'll just be a second.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey, I'll just be a second.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43184,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Cathy","text":"Yeah, take your time.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, take your time.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43185,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43186,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Cathy","text":"Oh, that line from Zoolander?","text_w_direction":"[to Jim] Oh, that line from Zoolander?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43187,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Mm-hmm?","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43188,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Cathy","text":"It was from a deleted scene so we were both right.","text_w_direction":"It was from a deleted scene so we were both right.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43189,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Told you.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Told you.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43190,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Cathy","text":"Um, do I hand in my expense reports to a particular accountant or-","text_w_direction":"Um, do I hand in my expense reports to a particular accountant or-","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43191,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Oscar, Cathy has a question!","text_w_direction":"Oscar, Cathy has a question!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43192,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Cathy","text":"Sorry, um, I'll just go ask Oscar.","text_w_direction":"Sorry, um, I'll just go ask Oscar.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43193,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"[to Jim] Yeah?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43194,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"You okay?","text_w_direction":"You okay?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43195,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Why won't you just admit that she's attractive? It's kind of annoying that you won't say it.","text_w_direction":"Why won't you just admit that she's attractive? It's kind of annoying that you won't say it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43196,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, what can I do to make you believe me?","text_w_direction":"Okay, what can I do to make you believe me?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43197,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Well, Dwight had this idea, and I thought it was kind of crazy. But maybe that's where we are now.","text_w_direction":"Well, Dwight had this idea, and I thought it was kind of crazy. But maybe that's where we are now.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43198,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"She called it crazy? Aw, man, that's insulting. All I did was propose a makeshift lie-detector test. Monitoring his blood pressure, pulse, perspiration, and breathing rate.","text_w_direction":"She called it crazy? Aw, man, that's insulting. All I did was propose a makeshift lie-detector test. Monitoring his blood pressure, pulse, perspiration, and breathing rate.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43199,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, its nuts. But I don't know what else to do.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, its nuts. But I don't know what else to do.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43200,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"And she called it nuts?","text_w_direction":"And she called it nuts?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43201,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Darryl","text":"Seriously, that was hot. Feel like you and the newsman had a groove going.","text_w_direction":"Seriously, that was hot. Feel like you and the newsman had a groove going.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43202,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Kevin","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43203,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Did you know that Lisa toured with Chaka Khan?","text_w_direction":"Did you know that Lisa toured with Chaka Khan?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43204,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Kevin","text":"Are you serious? From Star Trek?","text_w_direction":"Are you serious? From Star Trek?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43205,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey, you caught some of that?","text_w_direction":"[to Val] Hey, you caught some of that?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43206,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Val","text":"I caught it.","text_w_direction":"I caught it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43207,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Darryl","text":"What, you don't like the blues?","text_w_direction":"What, you don't like the blues?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43208,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Val","text":"I might enjoy seeing you guys play the blues.","text_w_direction":"I might enjoy seeing you guys play the blues.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43209,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Well, we are playing. We're all playing together. These are our jam buddies. It's a jam session. We go where the music takes us.","text_w_direction":"Well, we are playing. We're all playing together. These are our jam buddies. It's a jam session. We go where the music takes us. [music starts]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43210,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Val","text":"I think the music left without you.","text_w_direction":"I think the music left without you.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43211,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Come on.","text_w_direction":"Come on.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43212,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Stop shoving me.","text_w_direction":"Stop shoving me.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43213,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Stop shoving me. Stop grabbing my pen1s. Grow up. Take off your jacket and take a seat. When it lies, the human body exhibits many telltale signs.","text_w_direction":"[mocking] Stop shoving me. Stop grabbing my pen1s. Grow up. Take off your jacket and take a seat. When it lies, the human body exhibits many telltale signs.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43214,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"[to Pam] Really?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43215,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"This could all go away if you just tell me the truth.","text_w_direction":"This could all go away if you just tell me the truth.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43216,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Old Man","text":"Uh, are you all in line?","text_w_direction":"Uh, are you all in line?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43217,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Why don't you go check out the sympathy cards, old man? Now I'm going to ask you just a few simple questions. Wait for this to constrict. Here we go. Is your name Jim Halpert?","text_w_direction":"Why don't you go check out the sympathy cards, old man? [to Jim] Now I'm going to ask you just a few simple questions. Wait for this to constrict. Here we go. Is your name Jim Halpert?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43218,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Si.","text_w_direction":"Si.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43219,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Wait, that's it? That's the question you're going to ask him?","text_w_direction":"Wait, that's it? That's the question you're going to ask him?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43220,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"We have to start with a baseline question to establish what the truth is.","text_w_direction":"We have to start with a baseline question to establish what the truth is.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43221,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Old Man","text":"You have to share the machine with others.","text_w_direction":"You have to share the machine with others.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43222,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, that's what they taught me in my 19th century kindergarten.","text_w_direction":"[mimicking] Well, that's what they taught me in my 19th century kindergarten.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43223,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, Dwight, come on. You can go first.","text_w_direction":"Okay, Dwight, come on. [to old man] You can go first.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43224,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Old Man","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43225,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim, are you serious?","text_w_direction":"Jim, are you serious?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43226,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, you know what? This reminds me, Cece needs a new toothbrush.","text_w_direction":"Oh, you know what? This reminds me, Cece needs a new toothbrush.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43227,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Maybe we could switch instruments.","text_w_direction":"Maybe we could switch instruments.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43228,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43229,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"'Cause, uh, my body's starting to get bruised.","text_w_direction":"'Cause, uh, my body's starting to get bruised.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43230,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah, maybe everyone move one instrument to the right?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, maybe everyone move one instrument to the right?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43231,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"We had to leave because of creative differences.","text_w_direction":"We had to leave because of creative differences.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43232,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah they kind of had a specific sound that didn't really fit in with our thing.","text_w_direction":"Yeah they kind of had a specific sound that didn't really fit in with our thing.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43233,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Kevin","text":"Guys, this means they're Kevin and the Zits now.","text_w_direction":"Guys, this means they're Kevin and the Zits now.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43234,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Darryl","text":"No man, we are.","text_w_direction":"No man, we are.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43235,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Well-","text_w_direction":"Well-","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43236,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Darryl","text":"No, no, no.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43237,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, you're done.","text_w_direction":"[to old man] Okay, you're done.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43238,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Old Man","text":"I have a new heart, you know.","text_w_direction":"I have a new heart, you know.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43239,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Do you really, Tin Man? Okay, where were we?","text_w_direction":"Do you really, Tin Man? Okay, where were we?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43240,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"No, I'm not worried. Because this lie isn't for me, it's for Pam. And when she gets her body back and her confidence back... yes, I will tell her the truth. That I had feelings for a co-worker today that I haven't had in years. But in my defense, he was grabbing my crotch fairly aggressively at the time.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm not worried. Because this lie isn't for me, it's for Pam. And when she gets her body back and her confidence back... yes, I will tell her the truth. That I had feelings for a co-worker today that I haven't had in years. But in my defense, he was grabbing my crotch fairly aggressively at the time.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43241,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Do you find Cathy Simms attractive?","text_w_direction":"Do you find Cathy Simms attractive?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43242,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43243,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Yep, he's lying.","text_w_direction":"Yep, he's lying.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43244,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Ah, see, was that so hard?","text_w_direction":"Ah, see, was that so hard?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43245,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"I am not lying.","text_w_direction":"I am not lying.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43246,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43247,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Pam, are you really gonna listen to his stupid homemade test?","text_w_direction":"Pam, are you really gonna listen to his stupid homemade test?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43248,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"I would listen to my homemade test, because your husband is definitely lying. In fact, he's lied about every question. Even his name. Who are you really?","text_w_direction":"I would listen to my homemade test, because your husband is definitely lying. In fact, he's lied about every question. Even his name. Who are you really?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43249,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Wait, what?","text_w_direction":"Wait, what?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43250,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Look at the numbers. Every single time, it's come up 150 over 100. Your husband is a pathological liar.","text_w_direction":"Look at the numbers. Every single time, it's come up 150 over 100. Your husband is a pathological liar.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43251,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Jim, you have high blood pressure.","text_w_direction":"Jim, you have high blood pressure.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43252,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, he is definitely attracted to her.","text_w_direction":"Oh, he is definitely attracted to her.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43253,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Doesn't your dad have high blood pressure?","text_w_direction":"Doesn't your dad have high blood pressure?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43254,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, but I don't smoke.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but I don't smoke.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43255,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"When was the last time you went to the doctor?","text_w_direction":"When was the last time you went to the doctor?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43256,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43257,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"It's important to go every month and get your prostate checked. You can do it at home by yourself with your finger. You just stick it-","text_w_direction":"It's important to go every month and get your prostate checked. You can do it at home by yourself with your finger. You just stick it-","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43258,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Dwight, stop. I'm not kidding, I mean, I need you to take care of yourself. What would we do if something happened to you?","text_w_direction":"Dwight, stop. I'm not kidding, I mean, I need you to take care of yourself. What would we do if something happened to you?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43259,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, easy. Trust me, I'm around for the long-haul.","text_w_direction":"Okay, easy. Trust me, I'm around for the long-haul.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43260,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"It's not really your choice, is it? Death waits for no man.","text_w_direction":"It's not really your choice, is it? Death waits for no man.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43261,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43262,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Come on, let's go. I wanna call your doctor.","text_w_direction":"Come on, let's go. I wanna call your doctor.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43263,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Doesn't it worry you in the slightest that Jim is not his real name?","text_w_direction":"Doesn't it worry you in the slightest that Jim is not his real name?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43264,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Just go home. It doesn't matter.","text_w_direction":"Just go home. It doesn't matter.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43265,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"But... hey, Cece's toothbrush.","text_w_direction":"But... hey, Cece's toothbrush.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43266,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43267,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy and Darryl","text":"Oh baby I love your way.","text_w_direction":"Oh baby I love your way.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43268,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Darryl","text":"Every day.","text_w_direction":"Every day.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43269,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy and Darryl","text":"Wanna be with you night and day.","text_w_direction":"Wanna be with you night and day.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43270,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Darryl and Kevin","text":"And day.","text_w_direction":"And day.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43271,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy and Darryl","text":"Oh baby I love your way.","text_w_direction":"Oh baby I love your way.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43272,"season":8,"episode":7,"episode_name":"Pam's Replacement","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Rudit-do-do-do-di-do.","text_w_direction":"[scatting] Rudit-do-do-do-di-do.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1563,"air_date":"2011-11-10"}
{"index":43273,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Gabe","text":"The Sabre Code of Conduct outlines the governing principles key to establishing and maintaining trust with our employees, clients-","text_w_direction":"The Sabre Code of Conduct outlines the governing principles key to establishing and maintaining trust with our employees, clients-","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43274,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh my God, kill me!","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, kill me!","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43275,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Hey! All right, obviously we all want to die but we have to get through this. So, Gabe go ahead. It's okay.","text_w_direction":"Hey! All right, obviously we all want to die but we have to get through this. So, Gabe go ahead. It's okay.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43276,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Gabe","text":"Oh, is it okay with you? Because if it's not, you work for me, so... Comply with all applicable laws, regulations, policies and contracts governing our business. Be honest, fair-","text_w_direction":"Oh, is it okay with you? Because if it's not, you work for me, so... Comply with all applicable laws, regulations, policies and contracts governing our business. Be honest, fair-","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43277,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"I'm gonna do it.","text_w_direction":"[whispers to Jim] I'm gonna do it.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43278,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Gabe","text":"And trustworthy in all your business activities and relationships. Treat one another-","text_w_direction":"And trustworthy in all your business activities and relationships. Treat one another-","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43279,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Oh! I'm going into labor! Oh my goodness!","text_w_direction":"Oh! I'm going into labor! Oh my goodness!","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43280,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Oh okay, she's going into labor. Make way, everybody!","text_w_direction":"Oh okay, she's going into labor. Make way, everybody!","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43281,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"I know it's wrong to fake going into labor just to get out of things, but sometimes it's necessary.","text_w_direction":"I know it's wrong to fake going into labor just to get out of things, but sometimes it's necessary.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43282,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"","text_w_direction":"[after Angela gives her a stack of files]","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43283,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Phyllis","text":"Or should I have corndogs. I mean-","text_w_direction":"Or should I have corndogs. I mean-","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43284,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"I'm going into labor!","text_w_direction":"I'm going into labor!","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43285,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Ryan","text":"Okay, three reasons you are wrong about True Blood. Number one-","text_w_direction":"Okay, three reasons you are wrong about True Blood. Number one-","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43286,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"I'm going into labor.","text_w_direction":"I'm going into labor.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43287,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Here we go!","text_w_direction":"Here we go!","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43288,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Hey guys, uh, can't keep saying you're going into labor. Everyone knows you're full of it.","text_w_direction":"Hey guys, uh, can't keep saying you're going into labor. Everyone knows you're full of it.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43289,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kelly","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43290,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"It's not fair, you guys.","text_w_direction":"It's not fair, you guys.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43291,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kelly","text":"Pitiful.","text_w_direction":"Pitiful.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43292,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Meredith","text":"It's stupid.","text_w_direction":"It's stupid.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43293,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Never cry wolf.","text_w_direction":"Never cry wolf.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43294,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43295,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43296,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh. [liquid splatters]","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43297,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Oh! Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh! Oh!","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43298,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Everyone","text":"Oh! Oh my goodness!","text_w_direction":"Oh! Oh my goodness!","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43299,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Oh my God!","text_w_direction":"Oh my God!","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43300,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"I'm really in labor! This is happening!","text_w_direction":"I'm really in labor! This is happening!","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43301,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Okay guys, here we go! We'll see you!","text_w_direction":"Okay guys, here we go! We'll see you!","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43302,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh!","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43303,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"How do you feel?","text_w_direction":"How do you feel?","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43304,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Drive carefully!","text_w_direction":"Drive carefully!","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43305,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"Good luck!","text_w_direction":"Good luck!","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43306,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Everyone","text":"Goodbye! Good luck!","text_w_direction":"Goodbye! Good luck! [empty bottle falls to the ground]","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43307,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"False alarm.","text_w_direction":"False alarm.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43308,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"What?! They took another client from us? Okay, bye. Man! Business is war! Customers, clients- it's like a war out there.","text_w_direction":"[on the phone] What?! They took another client from us? Okay, bye. Man! Business is war! Customers, clients- it's like a war out there.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43309,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"I am a leader. But you can only inspire people so much in a place like this. So today I'm turning the inspire-factor up to ten with a little help from my friend America's bloodiest battle.","text_w_direction":"I am a leader. But you can only inspire people so much in a place like this. So today I'm turning the inspire-factor up to ten with a little help from my friend America's bloodiest battle.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43310,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Why even read business books? We should be studying war. Going to places like Gettysburg. Where is that?","text_w_direction":"Why even read business books? We should be studying war. Going to places like Gettysburg. Where is that?","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43311,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"It's right here in PA.","text_w_direction":"It's right here in PA.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43312,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Well we should take a fieldtrip there. I mean, that would be so cool. I wonder if that bus downstairs is-","text_w_direction":"[gags, coughs] Well we should take a fieldtrip there. I mean, that would be so cool. I wonder if that bus downstairs is-","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43313,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Angela","text":"Okay, Andy, we get it. It's a trip to Gettysburg.","text_w_direction":"Okay, Andy, we get it. It's a trip to Gettysburg.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43314,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"That sounds super inspiring! I'm in!","text_w_direction":"That sounds super inspiring! I'm in!","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43315,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Gettysburg? Hmm. Could be interesting. Second-most northern battle in the Civil War.","text_w_direction":"Gettysburg? Hmm. Could be interesting. Second-most northern battle in the Civil War.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43316,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"Actually it is the northernmost.","text_w_direction":"Actually it is the northernmost.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43317,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Ha!","text_w_direction":"Ha!","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43318,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"The Civil War history industry has conveniently forgotten about the battle of Schrute Farms. Whatever. I'm over it. It's just grossly irresponsible.","text_w_direction":"The Civil War history industry has conveniently forgotten about the battle of Schrute Farms. [scoffs] Whatever. I'm over it. It's just grossly irresponsible.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43319,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Charge!","text_w_direction":"Charge!","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43320,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Phyllis","text":"Well, this could be fun. I-","text_w_direction":"Well, this could be fun. I-","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43321,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, well, the bus has free wifi and I made special low-sugar lunches for everyone. And is anyone kosher or halal?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well, the bus has free wifi and I made special low-sugar lunches for everyone. And is anyone kosher or halal?","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43322,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Ryan","text":"What's the halal option?","text_w_direction":"What's the halal option?","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43323,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Dates, tabbouleh, and a bagel with cream cheese.","text_w_direction":"Dates, tabbouleh, and a bagel with cream cheese.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43324,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Ryan","text":"Out.","text_w_direction":"Out.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43325,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"You know, it's the same as the kosher option. There's a lesson in there. I mean, I can't force you to go. You're not my slaves. Thanks to Gettysburg. But... who's coming with me?","text_w_direction":"You know, it's the same as the kosher option. There's a lesson in there. I mean, I can't force you to go. You're not my slaves. Thanks to Gettysburg. But... who's coming with me?","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43326,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"I'm in.","text_w_direction":"I'm in.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43327,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Phyllis","text":"I'm in too.","text_w_direction":"I'm in too.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43328,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Guess I'm a sucker for historical fiction.","text_w_direction":"Guess I'm a sucker for historical fiction.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43329,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Anyone who's not going, you're dead to me. You're uninvited. I don't want you to come. But, FYI, there will be leftover turkey and pesto sammies in the fridge.","text_w_direction":"Anyone who's not going, you're dead to me. You're uninvited. I don't want you to come. But, FYI, there will be leftover turkey and pesto sammies in the fridge.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43330,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43331,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"One for you.","text_w_direction":"[passes out hats] One for you.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43332,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Cool. Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Cool. Thanks.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43333,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"And one for you.","text_w_direction":"And one for you.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43334,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Cool. Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Cool. Thanks. [puts his hat on Erin's head]","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43335,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"And- oh. You missed your head. There you go. Phyllis, think fast!","text_w_direction":"And- oh. You missed your head. [laughs and puts hat on Jim's head] There you go. Phyllis, think fast!","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43336,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"All right, guys, a little foreplay before we do it. Fans of Ken Burns' Jazz will most certainly enjoy Civil War.","text_w_direction":"All right, guys, a little foreplay before we do it. Fans of Ken Burns' Jazz will most certainly enjoy Civil War.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43337,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"You know, I just got Limitless on my iPad. I bet I could get it on the TV.","text_w_direction":"You know, I just got Limitless on my iPad. I bet I could get it on the TV.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43338,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Phyllis","text":"Ooh. Isn't that the one where the guy becomes limitless?","text_w_direction":"Ooh. Isn't that the one where the guy becomes limitless?","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43339,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"It's just not appropri- I mean, if we were going to visit Bradley Cooper's birthplace, I'd be the first one suggesting it. I'd be rooting for it.","text_w_direction":"It's just not appropri- I mean, if we were going to visit Bradley Cooper's birthplace, I'd be the first one suggesting it. I'd be rooting for it.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43340,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Everyone","text":"Limitless! Limitless! Limitless! Limitless!","text_w_direction":"Limitless! Limitless! Limitless! Limitless!","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43341,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"All right, all right, all right.","text_w_direction":"All right, all right, all right.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43342,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"Not food and stuff.","text_w_direction":"Not food and stuff.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43343,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Here. Like it?","text_w_direction":"Here. Like it?","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43344,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, if you buy the picnic table then you've got to get the fire pit.","text_w_direction":"Oh, if you buy the picnic table then you've got to get the fire pit.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43345,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"I can't get a fire pit. I have two babies.","text_w_direction":"I can't get a fire pit. I have two babies.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43346,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"The fire pit is a no-brainer.","text_w_direction":"The fire pit is a no-brainer.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43347,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Robert","text":"Oh, hi there.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hi there.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43348,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Plants and- hi, Robert! Hey, um, how are you doing? Good to see you again.","text_w_direction":"Plants and- hi, Robert! Hey, um, how are you doing? Good to see you again.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43349,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Robert","text":"Where is everyone? Where is Andy?","text_w_direction":"Where is everyone? Where is Andy?","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43350,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kelly","text":"Andy took some of the other people on a corporate retreat to Gettysburg.","text_w_direction":"Andy took some of the other people on a corporate retreat to Gettysburg.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43351,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Robert","text":"Well, I was hoping to talk out some ideas with Andy. But what we have here... is perhaps better. By not going on the trip, you've shown you're the free-thinkers of the office.","text_w_direction":"Well, I was hoping to talk out some ideas with Andy. But what we have here... is perhaps better. By not going on the trip, you've shown you're the free-thinkers of the office.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43352,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Ryan","text":"Robert, you got your sheep and you got your black sheep, and I'm not even a sheep. I'm on the freaking moon.","text_w_direction":"Robert, you got your sheep and you got your black sheep, and I'm not even a sheep. I'm on the freaking moon.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43353,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Robert","text":"So, here what we can do. Game changers- changes to the game such that the game can never be played the same way again. Everyone, brainstorm some innovations. Don't be afraid to get weird with it. Meredith! Excited!","text_w_direction":"So, here what we can do. Game changers- changes to the game such that the game can never be played the same way again. Everyone, brainstorm some innovations. Don't be afraid to get weird with it. Meredith! [wakes her up] Excited!","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43354,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"[tries stapler/marker combo] Okay.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43355,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"You guys...","text_w_direction":"You guys...","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43356,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"J-j-j-ju...","text_w_direction":"J-j-j-ju...","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43357,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Get excited!","text_w_direction":"Get excited!","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43358,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"Shh! Movie's almost over.","text_w_direction":"Shh! Movie's almost over.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43359,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"All right! We're here. Limitless can wait.","text_w_direction":"All right! We're here. Limitless can wait.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43360,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Gabe","text":"Fun fact. In France, they call Limitless 'The Man with Many Capabilities.'","text_w_direction":"Fun fact. In France, they call Limitless 'The Man with Many Capabilities.'","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43361,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Woo-hoo! Ladies and gentlemen the eighteen hundreds await you. We can watch Limitless on the way back.","text_w_direction":"Woo-hoo! Ladies and gentlemen the eighteen hundreds await you. We can watch Limitless on the way back.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43362,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"I got Source Code on the way back.","text_w_direction":"I got Source Code on the way back.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43363,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Everyone","text":"Ooh! All right!","text_w_direction":"Ooh! All right!","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43364,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Woo!","text_w_direction":"Woo!","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43365,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Whoa, where you going?","text_w_direction":"Whoa, where you going?","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43366,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Visitor center. Gonna grab a map for the memorials, right?","text_w_direction":"Visitor center. Gonna grab a map for the memorials, right?","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43367,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, we're not going to the visitor center. We're not tourists.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, we're not going to the visitor center. We're not tourists.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43368,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"No, of course we're not tourists. We're just people that aren't from here who are taking a tour.","text_w_direction":"No, of course we're not tourists. We're just people that aren't from here who are taking a tour.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43369,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah, sign says \"Begin tour here.\"","text_w_direction":"Yeah, sign says \"Begin tour here.\"","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43370,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Unless you're going on the very specially-created and meticulously-researched Andy Bernard tour.","text_w_direction":"Unless you're going on the very specially-created and meticulously-researched Andy Bernard tour.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43371,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"After Chancellorsville, Lee brought his army up the Shenandoah Valley, right through here! They stopped in this field for a picnic, which they called lunch.","text_w_direction":"After Chancellorsville, Lee brought his army up the Shenandoah Valley, right through here! They stopped in this field for a picnic, which they called lunch.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43372,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah, but I'm confused...","text_w_direction":"[to Dwight] Yeah, but I'm confused...","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43373,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Total deaths belongs to Gettysburg but when you're talking about D.P.A., that's deaths per acre...","text_w_direction":"Total deaths belongs to Gettysburg but when you're talking about D.P.A., that's deaths per acre...","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43374,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43375,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"...nothing beats the battle of Schrute Farms.","text_w_direction":"...nothing beats the battle of Schrute Farms.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43376,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Oh. D.P.A. sounds way more important that total deaths.","text_w_direction":"Oh. D.P.A. sounds way more important that total deaths.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43377,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, it is. And you should read some of these letters that the soldiers wrote home. I mean, it makes the battle of Gettysburg sound like a bunch of schoolgirls wrestling over a hairbrush. I'm telling you, they're heartbreaking too. So beautifully written.","text_w_direction":"Oh, it is. And you should read some of these letters that the soldiers wrote home. I mean, it makes the battle of Gettysburg sound like a bunch of schoolgirls wrestling over a hairbrush. [laughs] I'm telling you, they're heartbreaking too. So beautifully written.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43378,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"Dwight, what are you telling this girl?","text_w_direction":"Dwight, what are you telling this girl?","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43379,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"The truth.","text_w_direction":"The truth.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43380,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"Stop filling her head with nonsense, okay? She doesn't know any better.","text_w_direction":"Stop filling her head with nonsense, okay? She doesn't know any better.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43381,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Oscar, I am so glad you just got here. I would've believed everything he said.","text_w_direction":"Oscar, I am so glad you just got here. I would've believed everything he said.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43382,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"No, no, no! You're filling her head with nonsense. You and the history books. I'm telling the truth.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no! You're filling her head with nonsense. You and the history books. I'm telling the truth.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43383,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Interesting.","text_w_direction":"Interesting.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43384,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes, thank you. All of history has been whitewashed.","text_w_direction":"Yes, thank you. All of history has been whitewashed.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43385,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"Really? Why don't you tell us the real history, Gore Vidal?","text_w_direction":"Really? Why don't you tell us the real history, Gore Vidal?","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43386,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, I will. I don't know who that is, but I'm gonna tell you this-","text_w_direction":"Okay, I will. I don't know who that is, but I'm gonna tell you this-","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43387,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"he's a historian.","text_w_direction":"he's a historian.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43388,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Gettysburg was very important. Credit where credit is due, okay? Big, mad props to Gettysburg. Was it, however, the most northern battle of the civil war?","text_w_direction":"Gettysburg was very important. Credit where credit is due, okay? Big, mad props to Gettysburg. Was it, however, the most northern battle of the civil war?","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43389,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"Yes, yes, yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes, yes, yes!","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43390,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Not by a long shot!","text_w_direction":"Not by a long shot!","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43391,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No!","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43392,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43393,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"No, it was not!","text_w_direction":"No, it was not!","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43394,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"Argh!","text_w_direction":"Argh!","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43395,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"No, it was not. Was it the second-most northern?","text_w_direction":"No, it was not. Was it the second-most northern?","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43396,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43397,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Sure! I will cede it was the second-most northernmost battle!","text_w_direction":"Sure! I will cede it was the second-most northernmost battle!","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43398,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"Erin-","text_w_direction":"Erin-","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43399,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Was it the northernmost? No. Get out of here, Oscar.","text_w_direction":"Was it the northernmost? No. Get out of here, Oscar.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43400,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Get out of here!","text_w_direction":"Get out of here!","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43401,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Robert","text":"I am so eager to hear your game-changers. Let's dig in, shall we?","text_w_direction":"I am so eager to hear your game-changers. Let's dig in, shall we?","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43402,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Ryan","text":"May I go first?","text_w_direction":"May I go first?","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43403,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Robert","text":"Absolutely.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43404,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Ryan","text":"Raw fish- the disgusting food from Japan that Americans would never want to eat. Now, we can't get enough of it. From movie stars to construction workers, sushi is what's for dinner. Let me throw another idea at you. Origami. What? The crazy art of paper folding from, that's right, Japan. Don't you wish you could go back to 1980 and open the first sushi restaurant in Manhattan? We can do that! With... origami. It's the sushi of paper.","text_w_direction":"Raw fish- the disgusting food from Japan that Americans would never want to eat. Now, we can't get enough of it. From movie stars to construction workers, sushi is what's for dinner. Let me throw another idea at you. Origami. What? The crazy art of paper folding from, that's right, Japan. Don't you wish you could go back to 1980 and open the first sushi restaurant in Manhattan? We can do that! With... origami. It's the sushi of paper.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43405,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Robert","text":"This idea hasn't gripped me. What else did you come up with?","text_w_direction":"This idea hasn't gripped me. What else did you come up with?","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43406,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Ryan","text":"Well I had to memorize the presentation, Robert, and it took a long time to build the swan, so-","text_w_direction":"Well I had to memorize the presentation, Robert, and it took a long time to build the swan, so-","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43407,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Robert","text":"That was bad.","text_w_direction":"That was bad.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43408,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Stanley","text":"If your woman is like mine, I bet you come home to hear the same thing all the time. This paper is so hard. It scratches. Why can't there be a paper just for me? Well now there is. 'Papyr.' Paper for women. It's pink, scented and silky soft. Now, you can watch the game and she can write a letter to her sister.","text_w_direction":"If your woman is like mine, I bet you come home to hear the same thing all the time. This paper is so hard. It scratches. Why can't there be a paper just for me? Well now there is. 'Papyr.' Paper for women. It's pink, scented and silky soft. Now, you can watch the game and she can write a letter to her sister.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43409,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Robert","text":"The situation you described, returning home to a wife complaining about her paper being too masculine, is not one I'm familiar with.","text_w_direction":"The situation you described, returning home to a wife complaining about her paper being too masculine, is not one I'm familiar with.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43410,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Stanley","text":"In the African-American community-","text_w_direction":"In the African-American community-","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43411,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Robert","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43412,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Stanley","text":"Thought it was worth a try.","text_w_direction":"[murmurs] Thought it was worth a try.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43413,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"That's fascinating. Tell me, what's the significance of the peach orchard, thought?","text_w_direction":"That's fascinating. Tell me, what's the significance of the peach orchard, thought?","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43414,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Park Ranger","text":"Oh, well, that's a great question. Actually some of the most-","text_w_direction":"Oh, well, that's a great question. Actually some of the most-","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43415,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Excuse me, I got a question for you.","text_w_direction":"Excuse me, I got a question for you.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43416,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Park Ranger","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43417,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Can you tell us about the battle of Schrute Farms?","text_w_direction":"Can you tell us about the battle of Schrute Farms?","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43418,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Park Ranger","text":"Uh, I haven't heard of that one.","text_w_direction":"Uh, I haven't heard of that one.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43419,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Really. Okay, follow-up question. How much are they paying you to keep your mouth shut?","text_w_direction":"Really. Okay, follow-up question. How much are they paying you to keep your mouth shut?","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43420,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"I apologize for my friend and for the Republicans who are cutting your funding.","text_w_direction":"I apologize for my friend and for the Republicans who are cutting your funding.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43421,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"We don't need to bother this poor gentleman. I know exactly where we're going. Giddy up! Tallyho!","text_w_direction":"We don't need to bother this poor gentleman. I know exactly where we're going. Giddy up! Tallyho!","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43422,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Chelsea","text":"Are you Lincoln?","text_w_direction":"[taps Gabe's shoulder] Are you Lincoln?","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43423,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Gabe","text":"No, no, I'm-","text_w_direction":"No, no, I'm-","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43424,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Gabe","text":"Apparently, I bear a passing resemblance to Abraham Lincoln. Makes it kind of hard for me to go to places like museums, historical monuments, elementary schools... I don't see it.","text_w_direction":"Apparently, I bear a passing resemblance to Abraham Lincoln. Makes it kind of hard for me to go to places like museums, historical monuments, elementary schools... I don't see it.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43425,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Chelsea's Mom","text":"Chelsea, give Mr. Lincoln your hat so I can take a picture.","text_w_direction":"Chelsea, give Mr. Lincoln your hat so I can take a picture.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43426,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Gabe","text":"Okay, Quick.","text_w_direction":"Okay, Quick.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43427,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Man","text":"Hey! Lincoln's starting.","text_w_direction":"Hey! Lincoln's starting. [light applause]","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43428,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Gabe","text":"Oh, uh, no. No, no, no, no. I'm, uh, I'm actually with a tour group myself, so- Hello! I'm Abraham Lincoln! Some people call me the great emancipator, but, uh, you might know me from the penny.","text_w_direction":"Oh, uh, no. No, no, no, no. I'm, uh, I'm actually with a tour group myself, so- [laughter] Hello! I'm Abraham Lincoln! Some people call me the great emancipator, but, uh, you might know me from the penny. [laughter]","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43429,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Okay. You know the test booklets that they give out in all the schools. I was thinking that we could put a coupon in the back that people would mail in to us... and as, you know, as I tell it, I don't like it. Unless, of course, you are responding to it.","text_w_direction":"Okay. You know the test booklets that they give out in all the schools. I was thinking that we could put a coupon in the back that people would mail in to us... and as, you know, as I tell it, I don't like it. Unless, of course, you are responding to it.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43430,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Robert","text":"I am not.","text_w_direction":"I am not.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43431,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Um, excuse me. I'm gonna go to the bathroom.","text_w_direction":"Um, excuse me. I'm gonna go to the bathroom.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43432,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"At this point, when you're this pregnant, it's kind of like senior spring. The other day I spit my gum out on the carpet.","text_w_direction":"At this point, when you're this pregnant, it's kind of like senior spring. The other day I spit my gum out on the carpet.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43433,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Robert","text":"Kevin, you've been quiet. I'm curious to know what your game-changer is.","text_w_direction":"Kevin, you've been quiet. I'm curious to know what your game-changer is.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43434,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"Well, you know how in the vending machine they have the chocolate chip cookies in the A-1 spot? They do that 'cause they think A-1's the best spot for the best cookie. But the real best spot is D-4. Right? That's where the eyes go. So...","text_w_direction":"Well, you know how in the vending machine they have the chocolate chip cookies in the A-1 spot? They do that 'cause they think A-1's the best spot for the best cookie. But the real best spot is D-4. Right? That's where the eyes go. So...","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43435,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Robert","text":"Cookies. Cookie placement.","text_w_direction":"Cookies. Cookie placement.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43436,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah. But not just the cookies, though. That was just a 'for instance.'","text_w_direction":"Yeah. But not just the cookies, though. That was just a 'for instance.'","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43437,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Robert","text":"Who else agrees with Kevin, that we're wasting facilities, manpower, on our underselling products when we should be pushing our top-performers? There you go. Consensus.","text_w_direction":"Who else agrees with Kevin, that we're wasting facilities, manpower, on our underselling products when we should be pushing our top-performers? [everyone raises their hand, Robert laughs] There you go. Consensus.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43438,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Ryan","text":"Okay, we are now on a planet where Kevin is the most creative person around, and I am just some good-looking guy.","text_w_direction":"Okay, we are now on a planet where Kevin is the most creative person around, and I am just some good-looking guy.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43439,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Gabe","text":"I just don't understand. It's 1865, victory is ours, I've saved the very soul of our nation, and yet... happiness eludes me. Oh, perhaps a trip to the theater will enliven my spirits.","text_w_direction":"[as Lincoln] I just don't understand. It's 1865, victory is ours, I've saved the very soul of our nation, and yet... happiness eludes me. Oh, perhaps a trip to the theater will enliven my spirits.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43440,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Audience","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No!","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43441,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"'Kay, so another thing about oatmeal cookies. Who even wants them? I mean, I've seen Toby eat one, like, once, but other than that... like, forget it.","text_w_direction":"'Kay, so another thing about oatmeal cookies. Who even wants them? I mean, I've seen Toby eat one, like, once, but other than that... [scoffs] like, forget it.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43442,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Robert","text":"Interesting. So what is Dunder Mifflin's oatmeal cookie? What is the product that no one wants?","text_w_direction":"Interesting. So what is Dunder Mifflin's oatmeal cookie? What is the product that no one wants?","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43443,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Stanley","text":"how about that two-hole-punch letter? Only the lawyers want that punch at the top and they use legal.","text_w_direction":"how about that two-hole-punch letter? Only the lawyers want that punch at the top and they use legal.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43444,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Robert","text":"That's the oatmeal cookie. Fantastic, Kevin. Fantastic.","text_w_direction":"That's the oatmeal cookie. Fantastic, Kevin. Fantastic. [laughs]","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43445,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43446,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"By the way, did we leave all the food on the bus?","text_w_direction":"By the way, did we leave all the food on the bus?","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43447,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Let's talk about food for a second. Food for thought.","text_w_direction":"Let's talk about food for a second. Food for thought.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43448,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, that's what I had for breakfast and I think that's probably why I'm still hungry.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, that's what I had for breakfast and I think that's probably why I'm still hungry.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43449,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Hunger! Hunger for victory! Hunger for honor. Hunger for pride.","text_w_direction":"Hunger! Hunger for victory! Hunger for honor. Hunger for pride.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43450,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"Hunger for hamburger.","text_w_direction":"Hunger for hamburger.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43451,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Hunger for chicken chimichangas. Right, Darryl?","text_w_direction":"Hunger for chicken chimichangas. Right, Darryl?","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43452,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"That's good.","text_w_direction":"That's good.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43453,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Exactly. Now do you know the Civil War soldiers were hungry for? Pride! Now, each battalion had its own flag and they guarded these flags with their lives. Colonel Harrison Jeffords of the Fourth Michigan Infantry saw his flag being carried away, chased it down with nothing but a sword. Fought tooth and nail at the foot of that flag until he died. He wasn't about to let them have that flag. Pride. Right, guys? I commissioned this flag for Dunder Mifflin. Cost me two hundred dollars.","text_w_direction":"Exactly. Now do you know the Civil War soldiers were hungry for? Pride! Now, each battalion had its own flag and they guarded these flags with their lives. Colonel Harrison Jeffords of the Fourth Michigan Infantry saw his flag being carried away, chased it down with nothing but a sword. Fought tooth and nail at the foot of that flag until he died. He wasn't about to let them have that flag. Pride. Right, guys? [holds up flag] I commissioned this flag for Dunder Mifflin. Cost me two hundred dollars.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43454,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Only two hundred dollars?","text_w_direction":"Only two hundred dollars?","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43455,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"We are all branches on this tree. And from the tree comes paper. We're all part of a business. But business is war. What's that I hear? Uh, a rebel paper company is coming to take our flag! Wha- what's going on here? Wee-hoo! Come and get it! Who's gonna get the flag? Who's getting it? Whoa! Hey! Ho! Don't look where I am, look where I'm going. Juke right, juke left.","text_w_direction":"We are all branches on this tree. And from the tree comes paper. We're all part of a business. But business is war. What's that I hear? Uh, a rebel paper company is coming to take our flag! Wha- what's going on here? Wee-hoo! Come and get it! Who's gonna get the flag? Who's getting it? Whoa! Hey! Ho! Don't look where I am, look where I'm going. Juke right, juke left.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43456,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"Andy, this is inappropriate. People died here, man.","text_w_direction":"Andy, this is inappropriate. People died here, man.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43457,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Get the flag! Get the flag! Come on, Big Tuna. What you gonna do about it? We got a flag right here. Wee-hoo!","text_w_direction":"Get the flag! Get the flag! Come on, Big Tuna. What you gonna do about it? We got a flag right here. Wee-hoo!","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43458,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Spangler Springs is a mile this way.","text_w_direction":"Spangler Springs is a mile this way.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43459,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Oh wow. So that's two miles if you incorporate the walk back.","text_w_direction":"Oh wow. So that's two miles if you incorporate the walk back.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43460,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Its... I mean come on.","text_w_direction":"Its... I mean come on.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43461,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Phyllis","text":"I don't think I should walk anymore. You know all I had for breakfast was oatmeal, yogurt, coffee, orange juice and toast. Two poached eggs. And then half a sandwich on the bus.","text_w_direction":"I don't think I should walk anymore. You know all I had for breakfast was oatmeal, yogurt, coffee, orange juice and toast. Two poached eggs. And then half a sandwich on the bus.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43462,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Alright fine. You know what – I guess this place just hasn't rubbed off on you the way I hoped it would. I'm still going. And I'm not going to ask anymore. I'm not even going to look back. I'm just going to assume that you're with me.","text_w_direction":"Alright fine. You know what – I guess this place just hasn't rubbed off on you the way I hoped it would. I'm still going. And I'm not going to ask anymore. I'm not even going to look back. I'm just going to assume that you're with me.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43463,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"You said you weren't going to look back.","text_w_direction":"[Andy looks back to find everyone sitting] You said you weren't going to look back.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43464,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Robert","text":"And why is Black Rock suddenly the paragon by which all hedge funds must now be compared?","text_w_direction":"And why is Black Rock suddenly the paragon by which all hedge funds must now be compared?","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43465,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43466,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Robert","text":"Right. I mean you're an accountant. Those bogus prospectuses must drive you insane.","text_w_direction":"Right. I mean you're an accountant. Those bogus prospectuses must drive you insane.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43467,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"Yes. I am an accountant.","text_w_direction":"Yes. I am an accountant.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43468,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"Dwight – this is one of the archivists here. I thought maybe we could consult him.","text_w_direction":"Dwight – this is one of the archivists here. I thought maybe we could consult him.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43469,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43470,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43471,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Well. Anyone employed by the Gettysburg Industrial Complex is certainly going to want to keep quiet about the Battle of Schrute Farms.","text_w_direction":"Well. Anyone employed by the Gettysburg Industrial Complex is certainly going to want to keep quiet about the Battle of Schrute Farms.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43472,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Archivist","text":"Schrute Farms did you say? That is a fascinating little chapter of the Civil War.","text_w_direction":"Schrute Farms did you say? That is a fascinating little chapter of the Civil War.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43473,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"You've heard about it?","text_w_direction":"You've heard about it?","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43474,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"YES! Ha! Prepare to be refuted! Go on.","text_w_direction":"YES! Ha! Prepare to be refuted! Go on.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43475,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Archivist","text":"There you go.","text_w_direction":"There you go.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43476,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Narrator","text":"Families and sweethearts back home waited desperately for letters from the front.","text_w_direction":"Families and sweethearts back home waited desperately for letters from the front.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43477,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Soldier","text":"Dearest mother I'm sorry it has been so long since my last letter. It is three months since I arrived at Schrute Farms and I fear I may never leave this place alive. Melvin Fifer Garris.","text_w_direction":"Dearest mother I'm sorry it has been so long since my last letter. It is three months since I arrived at Schrute Farms and I fear I may never leave this place alive. Melvin Fifer Garris.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43478,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Hallowed ground.","text_w_direction":"Hallowed ground.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43479,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Narrator","text":"But the Battle at Schrute Farms was no battle at all. It was a code used by pacifists from both North and South who turned the Pennsylvania farmhouse into an artistic community and a refuge from the war.","text_w_direction":"But the Battle at Schrute Farms was no battle at all. It was a code used by pacifists from both North and South who turned the Pennsylvania farmhouse into an artistic community and a refuge from the war.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43480,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Amanda","text":"You have to understand. Poets, artists, dancers – these kind of men preferred peace to war. These delicate lovely men found a place of refuge among the Schrutes at Schrute Farms. Amidst the macho brutality of war this was a place where dandies and dreamers could put on plays and sing tender ballads and dance in the moonlight. I like to think of Schrute Farms as the Underground Railroad for the sensitive... and well... fabulous.","text_w_direction":"[on film] You have to understand. Poets, artists, dancers – these kind of men preferred peace to war. These delicate lovely men found a place of refuge among the Schrutes at Schrute Farms. Amidst the macho brutality of war this was a place where dandies and dreamers could put on plays and sing tender ballads and dance in the moonlight. I like to think of Schrute Farms as the Underground Railroad for the sensitive... and well... fabulous.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43481,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"Wow. This is so much better than the story you made up.","text_w_direction":"Wow. This is so much better than the story you made up.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43482,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"I've seen enough.","text_w_direction":"I've seen enough.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43483,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"You're right. There should be a monument to this.","text_w_direction":"You're right. There should be a monument to this.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43484,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"Never trust a cookie with a woman's name. Pecan Sandy. Lorna Doone. Madeline. They'll just break your heart.","text_w_direction":"Never trust a cookie with a woman's name. Pecan Sandy. Lorna Doone. Madeline. They'll just break your heart.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43485,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Robert","text":"Kevin!","text_w_direction":"[laughing] Kevin!","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43486,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Ryan","text":"Robert I hate to interrupt. But I would love to pitch you one last idea. I call it the Big Mac idea.","text_w_direction":"Robert I hate to interrupt. But I would love to pitch you one last idea. I call it the Big Mac idea.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43487,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"What?!? No!","text_w_direction":"What?!? No!","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43488,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Robert","text":"Big Mac idea. That sounds encouraging.","text_w_direction":"Big Mac idea. That sounds encouraging.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43489,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Ryan","text":"It's really, really good Robert. Let me explain.","text_w_direction":"It's really, really good Robert. Let me explain.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43490,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"No! This is not fair! This is my idea. He's trying to steal it because he's jealous of me.","text_w_direction":"No! This is not fair! This is my idea. He's trying to steal it because he's jealous of me.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43491,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Robert","text":"Well what is the idea?","text_w_direction":"Well what is the idea?","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43492,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"Every time you buy a Big Mac you set one ingredient aside. Then at the end of the week you have a free Big Mac. And you love it even more because you made it with your own hands.","text_w_direction":"Every time you buy a Big Mac you set one ingredient aside. Then at the end of the week you have a free Big Mac. And you love it even more because you made it with your own hands.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43493,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Ryan","text":"You know what? Now I remember. That was your idea. That is 100 percent your idea.","text_w_direction":"You know what? Now I remember. That was your idea. [patting Kevin on the back] That is 100 percent your idea.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43494,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Robert","text":"Oh my. It was just actually cookies the whole time?","text_w_direction":"Oh my. It was just actually cookies the whole time?","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43495,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Dammit.","text_w_direction":"[making pencil imprint] Dammit.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43496,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43497,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"You guys came. Where's everyone else?","text_w_direction":"You guys came. Where's everyone else?","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43498,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"Back at the bus. We were locked out. Phyllis is sitting on the ground eating a dirty sandwich.","text_w_direction":"Back at the bus. We were locked out. Phyllis is sitting on the ground eating a dirty sandwich.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43499,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah I asked the bus driver to lock it because our stuff was in there. I guess he follows orders.","text_w_direction":"Yeah I asked the bus driver to lock it because our stuff was in there. I guess he follows orders.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43500,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah sorry everyone else didn't come. I think they're just tired. With holes in their shoes. And they have dysentery.","text_w_direction":"Yeah sorry everyone else didn't come. I think they're just tired. With holes in their shoes. And they have dysentery.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43501,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Even without an audience you're still at it.","text_w_direction":"Even without an audience you're still at it.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43502,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"What are you talking about?","text_w_direction":"What are you talking about?","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43503,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Our office has a disease. And it goes by many names. Sarcasm. Snark. Wisecracks. You take things people care about and you make them feel lame about it with your jokes. That's what you did with this trip.","text_w_direction":"Our office has a disease. And it goes by many names. Sarcasm. Snark. Wisecracks. You take things people care about and you make them feel lame about it with your jokes. That's what you did with this trip.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43504,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Andy – this whole idea of our situation being just like war? It's just not true. We just work at a paper company. And you're our regional manager. And guess what man? You don't have to prove anything. We like you as regional manager. Andy if you don't believe me take a look at what's on my head. I'm wearing a very pink hat. I've been getting weird looks all day because I'm pretty sure \"DM does GB\" means something kinda sexual. But guess who's wearing them? All of us. Just for you man. That's huge.","text_w_direction":"Andy – this whole idea of our situation being just like war? It's just not true. We just work at a paper company. And you're our regional manager. And guess what man? You don't have to prove anything. We like you as regional manager. Andy if you don't believe me take a look at what's on my head. I'm wearing a very pink hat. I've been getting weird looks all day because I'm pretty sure \"DM does GB\" means something kinda sexual. But guess who's wearing them? All of us. Just for you man. That's huge.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43505,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"You don't like the hats?","text_w_direction":"You don't like the hats?","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43506,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"They're terrible.","text_w_direction":"They're terrible.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43507,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"I hate myself.","text_w_direction":"I hate myself.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43508,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"They just didn't turn out how I wanted. In my head they were cooler, but they do look weird.","text_w_direction":"They just didn't turn out how I wanted. In my head they were cooler, but they do look weird.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43509,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"The world will little note, nor long remember the fight Jim and I had here at Gettysburg and that's good because I was basically wrong. I wanted my team to be, like, this army and I was their general. But I guess it's really more like they're just people who work in an office and I'm their manager. Yeah that's really probably a better analogy now that I think about it.","text_w_direction":"[voiceover the three walking] The world will little note, nor long remember the fight Jim and I had here at Gettysburg and that's good because I was basically wrong. I wanted my team to be, like, this army and I was their general. But I guess it's really more like they're just people who work in an office and I'm their manager. Yeah that's really probably a better analogy now that I think about it.","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43510,"season":8,"episode":8,"episode_name":"Gettysburg","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Gabe","text":"Abe and Mary are seated watching the show. Oh Mary this is wonderful... Ok Mary stop your scolding. I'll be quiet. I need her like I need a hole in the head! BANG! Ooh","text_w_direction":"Abe and Mary are seated watching the show. [in Lincoln voice] Oh Mary this is wonderful... Ok Mary stop your scolding. I'll be quiet. [aside to the audience] I need her like I need a hole in the head! [scattered chuckles from the crowd] [Gabe raises his hand with a finger pointed in the shape of a gun to his head] BANG! Ooh [Gabe falls to the ground and the crowd claps, Gabe picks up the Lincoln hat, bows, runs to the crowd and trades it back for his pink \"DM does GB\" hat and runs off]","imdb_rating":7,"total_votes":1584,"air_date":"2011-11-17"}
{"index":43511,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, little help. Wow your hair is really thinning.","text_w_direction":"[knocks water bottle on to Jim's desk] Oh, little help. Wow your hair is really thinning.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43512,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Standing is proven to be healthier, increases productivity and just looks cooler. Picture someone doing something heroic. Now was he sitting or standing? Not counting FDR.","text_w_direction":"Standing is proven to be healthier, increases productivity and just looks cooler. Picture someone doing something heroic. Now was he sitting or standing? Not counting FDR.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43513,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Every second you sit there is an hour off your life. Look at all of you. I feel like you're in a suicide cult.","text_w_direction":"Every second you sit there is an hour off your life. Look at all of you. I feel like you're in a suicide cult.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43514,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Creed","text":"No. No. No. You're way off on that one.","text_w_direction":"No. No. No. You're way off on that one.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43515,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh yeah?","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43516,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Oscar","text":"Are you really comfortable standing there? I tried one of those and I just never hit the sweet spot.","text_w_direction":"Are you really comfortable standing there? I tried one of those and I just never hit the sweet spot.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43517,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"Hey guys let's just all admit it. Ok? Dwight's better than us. He had the guts to stop sitting. And he's never, ever going to go back on it right?","text_w_direction":"Hey guys let's just all admit it. Ok? Dwight's better than us. He had the guts to stop sitting. And he's never, ever going to go back on it right?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43518,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"That's right Jim.","text_w_direction":"That's right Jim.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43519,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey man.","text_w_direction":"Hey man.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43520,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"[jumping up from an almost sitting position] Hey.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43521,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"Taking a load off huh?","text_w_direction":"Taking a load off huh?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43522,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"No. Putting a load on more like it.","text_w_direction":"No. Putting a load on more like it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43523,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"Good luck with that.","text_w_direction":"Good luck with that.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43524,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Last thing I need is luck.","text_w_direction":"Last thing I need is luck. [hunches down again]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43525,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you so much.","text_w_direction":"[to Angela] Thank you so much. [hums]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43526,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"What are you up to? Oops look out!","text_w_direction":"[sees a pole poking out Dwight's pant leg] What are you up to? Oops look out! [grabs Dwight's wallet]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43527,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"What are you doing? Give that back. Come on!","text_w_direction":"What are you doing? Give that back. Come on!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43528,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"Prank!","text_w_direction":"Prank! [throws money from Dwight's wallet on the floor]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43529,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh that's real creative.","text_w_direction":"Oh that's real creative.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43530,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"You know what it's not my best. Because you could just easily bend over and pick it up right?","text_w_direction":"You know what it's not my best. Because you could just easily bend over and pick it up right?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43531,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"I could, but I just don't feel like it loser.","text_w_direction":"I could, but I just don't feel like it loser.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43532,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"Because you're sitting?","text_w_direction":"Because you're sitting?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43533,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Standing.","text_w_direction":"Standing.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43534,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43535,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Don't!","text_w_direction":"Don't!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43536,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"Because you're sitting?","text_w_direction":"Because you're sitting?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43537,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Standing.","text_w_direction":"Standing.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43538,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"You know I have to do this.","text_w_direction":"You know I have to do this.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43539,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know. [Jim pushes him over, Dwight screams]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43540,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"Andrew... Baines... Bernard.","text_w_direction":"[signing his name] Andrew... Baines... Bernard.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43541,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"I think you could just do Andy Bernard.","text_w_direction":"I think you could just do Andy Bernard.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43542,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"Andrew Baines Bernard. I love filling these out. Because it's like taking a test, but I know the answers.","text_w_direction":"Andrew Baines Bernard. I love filling these out. Because it's like taking a test, but I know the answers.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43543,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Robert","text":"In four seconds my wife is going to be coming through that door. I told her she could work here. Under no circumstances can that be allowed to happen. There you are! Honey how on earth could you miss the elevator?","text_w_direction":"[loudly knocking on the window] In four seconds my wife is going to be coming through that door. I told her she could work here. Under no circumstances can that be allowed to happen. [to Mrs. California] There you are! Honey how on earth could you miss the elevator?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43544,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"What was that?","text_w_direction":"What was that?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43545,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"I don't know. He wasn't talking to me. But if I were you I wouldn't hire his wife.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. He wasn't talking to me. But if I were you I wouldn't hire his wife.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43546,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Ryan","text":"That's why my foundation – The Dream for a Wish Foundation – is going to put them out of business. They're not going to know what hit them.","text_w_direction":"That's why my foundation – The Dream for a Wish Foundation – is going to put them out of business. They're not going to know what hit them.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43547,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Robert","text":"Everyone. I'd like to introduce my wife Mrs. Robert California. Mrs. California this is everyone.","text_w_direction":"Everyone. I'd like to introduce my wife Mrs. Robert California. Mrs. California this is everyone.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43548,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"Hello. Oh call me Susan please.","text_w_direction":"Hello. Oh call me Susan please.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43549,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Robert","text":"Last night at dinner Susan and I were talking about her returning to work. So she's here today to see if there's a good fit. Something tells me it just might work out. This is Andy Bernard the regional manager.","text_w_direction":"Last night at dinner Susan and I were talking about her returning to work. So she's here today to see if there's a good fit. Something tells me it just might work out. This is Andy Bernard the regional manager.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43550,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"Hello nice to meet you.","text_w_direction":"Hello nice to meet you.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43551,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"Hey there. It's a pleasure.","text_w_direction":"Hey there. It's a pleasure.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43552,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Robert","text":"Andy would you be so kind as to show Susan around the office. Show her the various departments. Find a place where she'll shine.","text_w_direction":"Andy would you be so kind as to show Susan around the office. Show her the various departments. Find a place where she'll shine.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43553,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"I would love to. But I have to be completely honest with you guys. We're 100 percent staffed up.","text_w_direction":"I would love to. But I have to be completely honest with you guys. We're 100 percent staffed up.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43554,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Robert","text":"Andy. Let's see if there's a good fit first. Then we'll talk.","text_w_direction":"Andy. Let's see if there's a good fit first. Then we'll talk.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43555,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43556,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock.","text_w_direction":"Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43557,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"You don't have to say it if you're doing it.","text_w_direction":"You don't have to say it if you're doing it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43558,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Remember how you said that you were looking in the office to do calisthenics and aerobics?","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Remember how you said that you were looking in the office to do calisthenics and aerobics?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43559,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"Uh weight lifting yeah.","text_w_direction":"Uh weight lifting yeah.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43560,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Well today's your lucky day. I have opened in this very office building Dwight Schrute's Gym for Muscles. You wanna take a look?","text_w_direction":"Well today's your lucky day. I have opened in this very office building Dwight Schrute's Gym for Muscles. You wanna take a look?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43561,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"I'll take a look.","text_w_direction":"I'll take a look.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43562,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Your path from obesity begins right here!","text_w_direction":"Your path from obesity begins right here!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43563,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"I've been meaning to join a gym. For my health. I used to say I wanted to live long enough to see a black President. I didn't realize how easy that would be. So now I want to live long enough to see a really, really gay President. Or a supermodel President. I want to see all the different kinds of Presidents.","text_w_direction":"I've been meaning to join a gym. [narrating over a montage of scenes with him and Val] For my health. I used to say I wanted to live long enough to see a black President. I didn't realize how easy that would be. So now I want to live long enough to see a really, really gay President. Or a supermodel President. I want to see all the different kinds of Presidents.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43564,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Obese people in my office are a drain on resources. Chairs wear out faster, it takes more Freon to keep them cool, they flush the toilets more often, plus their massive BMs bust the rivets on my pipes. But a gym turns fat into cash.","text_w_direction":"Obese people in my office are a drain on resources. Chairs wear out faster, it takes more Freon to keep them cool, they flush the toilets more often, plus their massive BMs bust the rivets on my pipes. But a gym turns fat into cash.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43565,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"Alright! The DM Express is pulling out.","text_w_direction":"Alright! The DM Express is pulling out.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43566,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"Well it was really nice to meet you Brian.","text_w_direction":"Well it was really nice to meet you Brian.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43567,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Ryan","text":"Actually Ryan.","text_w_direction":"Actually Ryan.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43568,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"Oh, Ryan.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Ryan.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43569,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Ryan","text":"Bitttch!","text_w_direction":"Bitttch!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43570,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"We will start here at Erinville.","text_w_direction":"We will start here at Erinville.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43571,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43572,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Erin","text":"Hoo-hoo!","text_w_direction":"Hoo-hoo!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43573,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"Reception. Your classic one-man operation.","text_w_direction":"Reception. Your classic one-man operation.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43574,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Erin","text":"Although I was watching a movie and Merryl Streep had two secretaries.","text_w_direction":"Although I was watching a movie and Merryl Streep had two secretaries.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43575,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"I was watching a movie and a bunch of apes took over San Francisco. Just saying.","text_w_direction":"I was watching a movie and a bunch of apes took over San Francisco. Just saying.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43576,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Robert","text":"Two secretaries could convey a sense of importance and success to our clients. Certainly worth exploring; wouldn't you agree Andy?","text_w_direction":"Two secretaries could convey a sense of importance and success to our clients. Certainly worth exploring; wouldn't you agree Andy?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43577,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"I'll explore exploring it.","text_w_direction":"I'll explore exploring it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43578,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Robert","text":"Good. It seems like you have this under control. So I'll just duck out and run the company for a while.","text_w_direction":"Good. It seems like you have this under control. So I'll just duck out and run the company for a while.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43579,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"Ok uh next stop on the tour sales. Here we go. Station stop Jim Halpert. Oh boy our resident truth teller. Alright have at it. Let ‘er rip. What do you hate about this place?","text_w_direction":"Ok uh next stop on the tour sales. Here we go. Station stop Jim Halpert. Oh boy our resident truth teller. [Jim laughs nervously] Alright have at it. Let ‘er rip. What do you hate about this place?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43580,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"Well it's sales. So you have to be able to live in the world of rejection.","text_w_direction":"Well it's sales. So you have to be able to live in the world of rejection.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43581,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Maybe you do. Hi. I'm Dwight. Sales is really not so hard ok? It's paper. We have it and they want it so bad they are willing to pay for it.","text_w_direction":"Maybe you do. Hi. I'm Dwight. Sales is really not so hard ok? It's paper. We have it and they want it so bad they are willing to pay for it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43582,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"Jim?","text_w_direction":"Jim?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43583,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"Well it's not that easy. It's kind of sometimes difficult.","text_w_direction":"Well it's not that easy. It's kind of sometimes difficult.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43584,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"It's the second easiest job in the world. Being a mom.","text_w_direction":"It's the second easiest job in the world. [to camera] Being a mom.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43585,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"I love shopping and sales is just the other side of that.","text_w_direction":"I love shopping and sales is just the other side of that.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43586,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"That is true.","text_w_direction":"That is true.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43587,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"You know if you joined our sales department you would be working very closely with our department head Mr. Dwight Schrute.","text_w_direction":"You know if you joined our sales department you would be working very closely with our department head Mr. Dwight Schrute.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43588,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"That's me.","text_w_direction":"That's me.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43589,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"Dwight why don't you tell Susan about some of your hobbies. Survival skills. Ranking of animals.","text_w_direction":"Dwight why don't you tell Susan about some of your hobbies. Survival skills. Ranking of animals.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43590,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Maybe over a beer after she's closed her first sale.","text_w_direction":"Maybe over a beer after she's closed her first sale [makes gun click noise].","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43591,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"Well make that a red wine and I'll tell you my animal rankings.","text_w_direction":"Well make that a red wine and I'll tell you my animal rankings [makes gun click noise back].","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43592,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"Oh how am I supposed to pull this off?. The entire office is being nice to her than they've ever been to me. What I wouldn't give for one of Phyllis' classic room clearing farts right now.","text_w_direction":"Oh how am I supposed to pull this off? [montage of office workers in friendly interactions with Susan]. The entire office is being nice to her than they've ever been to me. What I wouldn't give for one of Phyllis' classic room clearing farts right now.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43593,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Ready? What do you think?","text_w_direction":"Ready? What do you think?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43594,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"Um no. This is not a gym. This is like a scene out of Saw 5.","text_w_direction":"Um no. This is not a gym. This is like a scene out of Saw 5.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43595,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"You haven't even looked around yet. Look. Gravel bucket squat yoke Right? Dedicated phone book ripping station. You ever cut tin before? Five yards in and your forearms will be on fire. Plus I will buy the tin back from you that you cut for two cents a yard. Now let's go over membership. I'm going to need the first month's and the last month's up front. $49 per month. But every third month is $59 a month. But the fourth month is a discount month at $19 per month...","text_w_direction":"You haven't even looked around yet. Look. Gravel bucket squat yoke [squats, grunts and lifts] Right? Dedicated phone book ripping station [tries and fails to tear a phone book in half]. You ever cut tin before? Five yards in and your forearms will be on fire. Plus I will buy the tin back from you that you cut for two cents a yard. Now let's go over membership. I'm going to need the first month's and the last month's up front. $49 per month. But every third month is $59 a month. But the fourth month is a discount month at $19 per month...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43596,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"Obviously you know how a gym works. So you know I'm not going to pay money for this. You want people to come to your gym? Make a real gym.","text_w_direction":"Obviously you know how a gym works. So you know I'm not going to pay money for this. You want people to come to your gym? Make a real gym.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43597,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Darryl...","text_w_direction":"Darryl... [picks up sledgehammer and swings it at a hanging tire]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43598,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"Make a real gym.","text_w_direction":"Make a real gym.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43599,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"I was thinking accounting might be a good fit because I really clicked with Oscar and I do have some experience in bookkeeping.","text_w_direction":"I was thinking accounting might be a good fit because I really clicked with Oscar and I do have some experience in bookkeeping.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43600,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"But we already have a surplus of accountants as it is.","text_w_direction":"But we already have a surplus of accountants as it is.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43601,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"Uh I could work in customer service. HR even.","text_w_direction":"Uh I could work in customer service. HR even.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43602,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"Those are fully staffed as well.","text_w_direction":"Those are fully staffed as well.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43603,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Robert","text":"Are you telling me that there's no one in this entire office that could use an extra pair of hands?","text_w_direction":"Are you telling me that there's no one in this entire office that could use an extra pair of hands?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43604,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"[laughing nervously] Yes.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43605,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Robert","text":"I am the CEO and I am telling an employee of mine what to do.","text_w_direction":"I am the CEO and I am telling an employee of mine what to do.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43606,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"Let me beat around the bush for a second. Our chairman of the board has some very strong feelings about-","text_w_direction":"Let me beat around the bush for a second. Our chairman of the board has some very strong feelings about-","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43607,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"Robert this is very uncomfortable. Obviously there's no place for me here. So thank you for trying. Why don't we just let it go.","text_w_direction":"Robert this is very uncomfortable. Obviously there's no place for me here. So thank you for trying. Why don't we just let it go.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43608,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Robert","text":"No. Absolutely not. Andrew there must be something you can do. Think.","text_w_direction":"No. Absolutely not. Andrew there must be something you can do. Think.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43609,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"There are lots of considerations.","text_w_direction":"There are lots of considerations.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43610,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Robert","text":"I would be eternally grateful. It's not a bad thing to have the CEO owe you one.","text_w_direction":"I would be eternally grateful. It's not a bad thing to have the CEO owe you one.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43611,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"Alright. Well then welcome aboard.","text_w_direction":"Alright. Well then welcome aboard.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43612,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"So what happens next?","text_w_direction":"So what happens next?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43613,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"We get you over to HR and then we get you set up with accounting. Hang on. Hello?","text_w_direction":"We get you over to HR and then we get you set up with accounting. [phone rings] Hang on. Hello?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43614,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Robert","text":"Say hello grandma.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Say hello grandma.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43615,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"Hi gam-gam.","text_w_direction":"Hi gam-gam.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43616,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Robert","text":"Hold one finger up to Susan. You'll just be a second. You numbskull. You were given a very simple task. I could not have been more clear with you. Now say, \"are you taking your medicine?\"","text_w_direction":"Hold one finger up to Susan. You'll just be a second. You numbskull. You were given a very simple task. I could not have been more clear with you. Now say, \"are you taking your medicine?\"","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43617,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"Are you taking your med-meds?","text_w_direction":"Are you taking your med-meds?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43618,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Robert","text":"Why can you not say exactly what I tell you? Undo this. Undo it.","text_w_direction":"Why can you not say exactly what I tell you? Undo this. Undo it. [Robert and Andy hang up phones]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43619,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"You didn't say goodbye to your grandma.","text_w_direction":"You didn't say goodbye to your grandma.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43620,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"We promised we'd never say goodbye.","text_w_direction":"We promised we'd never say goodbye.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43621,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Attention! I am now accepting memberships for Dwight Schrute's Gym for Muscles. The first 20 members can take advantage of the pay what you weigh promotion.","text_w_direction":"Attention! I am now accepting memberships for Dwight Schrute's Gym for Muscles. The first 20 members can take advantage of the pay what you weigh promotion.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43622,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Oscar","text":"All I need is another gym. As if I don't have enough drama.","text_w_direction":"All I need is another gym. As if I don't have enough drama.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43623,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Phyllis","text":"We have a gym at home. It's called the bedroom.","text_w_direction":"We have a gym at home. It's called the bedroom.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43624,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Oscar","text":"Who's spotting who? Don't use the bike in the corner. That's Bruce's. Jeremy says...","text_w_direction":"Who's spotting who? Don't use the bike in the corner. That's Bruce's. Jeremy says...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43625,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Angela","text":"Enough Oscar, enough.","text_w_direction":"Enough Oscar, enough.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43626,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Kelly?","text_w_direction":"Kelly?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43627,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Kelly","text":"I have these new sneakers which are basically like a gym for your feet.","text_w_direction":"I have these new sneakers which are basically like a gym for your feet.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43628,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"That's okay. I know how to build a business. You gotta get the black people to do it to get the white people to do it. Then you gotta get the black people to stop doing it. One step at a time.","text_w_direction":"That's okay. I know how to build a business. You gotta get the black people to do it to get the white people to do it. Then you gotta get the black people to stop doing it. One step at a time.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43629,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Toby","text":"Did you bring your passport with you?","text_w_direction":"Did you bring your passport with you?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43630,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"Who walks around with their passport?","text_w_direction":"Who walks around with their passport?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43631,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Toby","text":"Well, I do. Always ready for adventure.","text_w_direction":"Well, I do. Always ready for adventure.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43632,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"Have you had any?","text_w_direction":"Have you had any?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43633,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Toby","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43634,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, uh, guys. So Robert doesn't want his wife working here. So now that she is, we have to drive her away.","text_w_direction":"[sees Susan is busy in the annex] Hey, uh, guys. So Robert doesn't want his wife working here. So now that she is, we have to drive her away.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43635,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Oscar","text":"Andy, if he didn't want her working here then why did you hire her?","text_w_direction":"Andy, if he didn't want her working here then why did you hire her?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43636,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy/Oscar","text":"it was a mistake. But one that can be fixed by all of us being mean to her.","text_w_direction":"it was a mistake. But one that can be fixed by all of us being mean to her.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43637,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Kevin","text":"How can we do that? She's simply wonderful.","text_w_direction":"How can we do that? She's simply wonderful.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43638,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Angela","text":"This is all pathetic.","text_w_direction":"This is all pathetic.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43639,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"I am not asking, I am ordering.","text_w_direction":"I am not asking, I am ordering.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43640,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Oscar","text":"How mean are we talking about?","text_w_direction":"How mean are we talking about?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43641,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"It would be great if she were gone by lunch. Erin, you're up. Find her a place to work, but not too comfortable.","text_w_direction":"It would be great if she were gone by lunch. Erin, you're up. Find her a place to work, but not too comfortable.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43642,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Erin","text":"Got it. I know exactly which stapler to give her.","text_w_direction":"Got it. I know exactly which stapler to give her.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43643,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Erin","text":"Here you go.","text_w_direction":"Here you go. [gives Susan a tiny stapler]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43644,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"Um, do you think it would be possible to move to that desk over there? Because this seems a bit cramped and I don't have a computer.","text_w_direction":"Um, do you think it would be possible to move to that desk over there? Because this seems a bit cramped and I don't have a computer.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43645,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Erin","text":"Well that's a sales desk.","text_w_direction":"Well that's a sales desk.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43646,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah. You need to be over here with us accountants. Just sit here and be quiet. And if you have a question, just raise your hand. But I'm gonna save you some time, sweetie, and give you the answer now. I. Don't. Know.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. You need to be over here with us accountants. Just sit here and be quiet. And if you have a question, just raise your hand. But I'm gonna save you some time, sweetie, and give you the answer now. I. Don't. Know.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43647,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"No, I don't think we should be trying to make this place seem unpleasant. I think we should let this place just crush her spirit by itself. I mean, it knows what it's doing.","text_w_direction":"No, I don't think we should be trying to make this place seem unpleasant. I think we should let this place just crush her spirit by itself. I mean, it knows what it's doing.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43648,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Oscar","text":"That's Gerald.","text_w_direction":"That's Gerald. [hands phone to Jim]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43649,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, wow. So cute.","text_w_direction":"Oh, wow. So cute.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43650,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"Oh, that is so cute-","text_w_direction":"Oh, that is so cute-","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43651,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Phyllis","text":"Aw... He's so tiny. Is he in a ladle?","text_w_direction":"[grabs phone] Aw... He's so tiny. Is he in a ladle?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43652,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Oscar","text":"Yeah, he's in a ladle.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, he's in a ladle.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43653,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Erin","text":"That's adorable. How on earth did you get him in a ladle?","text_w_direction":"That's adorable. How on earth did you get him in a ladle?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43654,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Oscar","text":"He did it himself.","text_w_direction":"He did it himself.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43655,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Phyllis","text":"Is that ladle stainless or...","text_w_direction":"Is that ladle stainless or...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43656,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Oscar","text":"Oh, stainless. Williams Sonoma.","text_w_direction":"Oh, stainless. Williams Sonoma.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43657,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"Excuse me, waiter, there's a dog in my soup.","text_w_direction":"Excuse me, waiter, there's a dog in my soup. [Jim chuckles]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43658,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Oscar","text":"It's not that kind of ladle.","text_w_direction":"It's not that kind of ladle.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43659,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"Very cute.","text_w_direction":"Very cute. [holds out the phone]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43660,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"Aw, let me see-","text_w_direction":"Aw, let me see-","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43661,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Oscar","text":"Ah, just the battery on these things. I'm sorry, I've got to recharge this.","text_w_direction":"[grabs phone] Ah, just the battery on these things. I'm sorry, I've got to recharge this.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43662,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"I get it. Last time I had a job, I remember I hated the boss' wife. Of course, she was married to Robert.","text_w_direction":"I get it. Last time I had a job, I remember I hated the boss' wife. Of course, she was married to Robert.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43663,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"Your employees don't seem to be taking to me.","text_w_direction":"Your employees don't seem to be taking to me.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43664,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Robert","text":"Andy! Andy, could you step in here, please? We'll fix this.","text_w_direction":"Andy! Andy, could you step in here, please? We'll fix this.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43665,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"What is going on?","text_w_direction":"[in robot voice] What is going on?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43666,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Robert","text":"Please. Andrew, my wife... has brought up an issue that requires your attention. So, uh, if you'll excuse me, I should step out, get to the ATM before that homeless man sets up camp for the night.","text_w_direction":"[chuckles] Please. Andrew, my wife... has brought up an issue that requires your attention. So, uh, if you'll excuse me, I should step out, get to the ATM before that homeless man sets up camp for the night.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43667,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"Okey-dokey, artichokey. You hate it, don't you?","text_w_direction":"Okey-dokey, artichokey. You hate it, don't you?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43668,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"Do you not want me here?","text_w_direction":"Do you not want me here?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43669,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"Why would you say that?","text_w_direction":"Why would you say that?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43670,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"It's okay. I understand. I'm not sure how I would feel about having the boss' wife work for me either.","text_w_direction":"It's okay. I understand. I'm not sure how I would feel about having the boss' wife work for me either.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43671,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"It's not that, exactly.","text_w_direction":"It's not that, exactly.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43672,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"But it is something.","text_w_direction":"But it is something.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43673,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"Let's just say that if you don't want to work here, I am totally prepared to respect that.","text_w_direction":"Let's just say that if you don't want to work here, I am totally prepared to respect that.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43674,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"Why would you not want me working here?","text_w_direction":"Why would you not want me working here?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43675,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. [chuckles]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43676,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"I think I understand what you're going through. My husband can be a very difficult man to read, can't he?","text_w_direction":"I think I understand what you're going through. My husband can be a very difficult man to read, can't he?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43677,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"Yes! The dude is an enigma.","text_w_direction":"Yes! The dude is an enigma.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43678,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"Mm-hmm. So he is mixed up in this, isn't he?","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm. So he is mixed up in this, isn't he?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43679,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"Ah...","text_w_direction":"Ah... [stammers]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43680,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"Got it.","text_w_direction":"Got it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43681,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"What do you think you're doing?","text_w_direction":"What do you think you're doing?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43682,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"Getting my sweat on.","text_w_direction":"Getting my sweat on.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43683,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"I build you this temple to the human body, and you're lifting what, five pounds?","text_w_direction":"I build you this temple to the human body, and you're lifting what, five pounds?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43684,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"I just did, like, 35 minutes on the treadmill.","text_w_direction":"I just did, like, 35 minutes on the treadmill.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43685,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"I was watching you. You want to know how long it really was?","text_w_direction":"I was watching you. You want to know how long it really was?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43686,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43687,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Eight minutes!","text_w_direction":"Eight minutes!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43688,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"Dude, I'm gonna be here all week, right? Five days a week, I figure I'll start slow.","text_w_direction":"Dude, I'm gonna be here all week, right? Five days a week, I figure I'll start slow.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43689,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Is that the same philosophy you apply to buffalo wings? I want you to bring that same buffalo wing passion to this gym! I'm gonna make you look like Lebron James!","text_w_direction":"Is that the same philosophy you apply to buffalo wings? [points] I want you to bring that same buffalo wing passion to this gym! I'm gonna make you look like Lebron James!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43690,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"It's Lejon Brames.","text_w_direction":"It's Lejon Brames.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43691,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"That's what I said.","text_w_direction":"That's what I said.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43692,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"You know, get it right.","text_w_direction":"You know, get it right.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43693,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43694,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"Cameras...","text_w_direction":"[to Susan] Cameras...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43695,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Robert","text":"Oh, still here. Terrific.","text_w_direction":"[enters] Oh, still here. Terrific.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43696,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"Andy and I had a great conversation. And I just want to let you know that I am not going to be working here.","text_w_direction":"Andy and I had a great conversation. And I just want to let you know that I am not going to be working here.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43697,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Robert","text":"Well that's a shame.","text_w_direction":"Well that's a shame.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43698,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"It just was one of those things-","text_w_direction":"It just was one of those things-","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43699,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"Is it? Because we talked about it and it seems like that might be what you want. Which is fine.","text_w_direction":"Is it? Because we talked about it and it seems like that might be what you want. Which is fine.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43700,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Robert","text":"Where did this come from? Did Andy say that?","text_w_direction":"Where did this come from? Did Andy say that?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43701,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"No, he did not, but I could tell he was struggling to understand what was expected of him.","text_w_direction":"No, he did not, but I could tell he was struggling to understand what was expected of him.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43702,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Robert","text":"What's the struggle? He made a great call, hired a great person.","text_w_direction":"What's the struggle? He made a great call, hired a great person.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43703,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"You sure about that?","text_w_direction":"You sure about that?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43704,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Robert","text":"Absolutely.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43705,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"No games?","text_w_direction":"No games?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43706,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Robert","text":"No games.","text_w_direction":"No games.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43707,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"Because Andy seemed to think there was some information he was not able to share with me.","text_w_direction":"Because Andy seemed to think there was some information he was not able to share with me.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43708,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Robert","text":"Okay, enough of this. I mean, really, enough. It's gotten way out of hand. Andrew, this is my wife. Whatever privacy you were trying to protect between us, I thank you for. But it is not welcome right now. Just be honest.","text_w_direction":"Okay, enough of this. I mean, really, enough. It's gotten way out of hand. Andrew, this is my wife. Whatever privacy you were trying to protect between us, I thank you for. But it is not welcome right now. Just be honest.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43709,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"Andy?","text_w_direction":"Andy?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43710,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"Yes?","text_w_direction":"Yes?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43711,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"Why do you keep looking at my husband?","text_w_direction":"Why do you keep looking at my husband?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43712,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Robert","text":"Andy, just answer the question.","text_w_direction":"Andy, just answer the question.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43713,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"No games?","text_w_direction":"No games?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43714,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Robert","text":"No games.","text_w_direction":"No games.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43715,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"Okay. I mean, it was kind of funny, actually. Robert storms in and he says, \"in four seconds, my wife's gonna be in here. I told her she could work here. Under no circumstances can that be allowed to happen.\"","text_w_direction":"Okay. I mean, it was kind of funny, actually. Robert storms in and he says, \"in four seconds, my wife's gonna be in here. I told her she could work here. Under no circumstances can that be allowed to happen.\" [laughs]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43716,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Robert","text":"You lying son of a bitch!","text_w_direction":"You lying son of a bitch!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43717,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Robert","text":"Tell my wife you're lying.","text_w_direction":"Tell my wife you're lying.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43718,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"I am lying. I am a compulsive liar.","text_w_direction":"I am lying. I am a compulsive liar.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43719,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"That's not true, is it?","text_w_direction":"That's not true, is it?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43720,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"No, it's not. I tell the truth most of the time and I was just telling the truth about your husband. Jim knows. He was there.","text_w_direction":"No, it's not. I tell the truth most of the time and I was just telling the truth about your husband. Jim knows. He was there.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43721,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Robert","text":"This is preposterous.","text_w_direction":"This is preposterous.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43722,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"Robert...","text_w_direction":"Robert...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43723,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Robert","text":"Let's get Jim in here. Where's Jim?","text_w_direction":"Let's get Jim in here. [Jim shoves out of fram in his chair, Robert looks for Jim] Where's Jim?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43724,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Erin","text":"He just rolled out and crawled out.","text_w_direction":"He just rolled out and crawled out.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43725,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Robert","text":"Can you call security, tell 'em to keep an eye out for him? Time to settle this.","text_w_direction":"Can you call security, tell 'em to keep an eye out for him? Time to settle this.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43726,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"Oh wait, wait, wait! Hold on, hold on. I just need to get through. Just real quick. Real quick, open... uh, okay.","text_w_direction":"[to Hank who is closing the gate] Oh wait, wait, wait! Hold on, hold on. I just need to get through. Just real quick. Real quick, open... uh, okay. [runs]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43727,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Robert","text":"That's weird. Well, he's gotta be around here somewhere.","text_w_direction":"[sees Jim's abandoned car] That's weird. Well, he's gotta be around here somewhere.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43728,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"Oh. Ow. Ow. Ow. Creed. I was never here, all right?","text_w_direction":"[shoe falls while climbing ladder] Oh. Ow. Ow. Ow. [grunts] Creed. I was never here, all right?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43729,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Creed","text":"Okay. What about your friend?","text_w_direction":"Okay. What about your friend?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43730,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"Oh boy.","text_w_direction":"Oh boy.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43731,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"This is my gym, my rules. You do exactly as I say, no questions asked.","text_w_direction":"This is my gym, my rules. You do exactly as I say, no questions asked.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43732,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah, I'm gonna ask questions and I might not do what you say.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I'm gonna ask questions and I might not do what you say.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43733,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"First thing, we're gonna stretch the pelvic bowl. Ready? Get down on the floor.","text_w_direction":"First thing, we're gonna stretch the pelvic bowl. Ready? Get down on the floor.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43734,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"Okay, I'm not doing that.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I'm not doing that.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43735,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Really? Too embarrassing for you? Huh? You wish that every exercise was strutting around the gym like the Fonz? Well how do you think the Fonz got so cool? He stretched his pelvic bowl!","text_w_direction":"Really? Too embarrassing for you? Huh? You wish that every exercise was strutting around the gym like the Fonz? Well how do you think the Fonz got so cool? He stretched his pelvic bowl!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43736,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Gabe","text":"I didn't know Darryl joined.","text_w_direction":"I didn't know Darryl joined.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43737,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"Looks that way.","text_w_direction":"Looks that way.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43738,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Gabe","text":"Nice pelvic bowl. Deep.","text_w_direction":"Nice pelvic bowl. Deep.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43739,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Robert","text":"Hello Jim.","text_w_direction":"Hello Jim. [Jim tries to escape]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43740,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"No, no. No, no, no! Don't! Damn it, Tuna!","text_w_direction":"[grabs Jim's leg] No, no. No, no, no! Don't! Damn it, Tuna!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43741,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Robert","text":"So I think you know what we want to know.","text_w_direction":"So I think you know what we want to know.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43742,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"Do I?","text_w_direction":"Do I?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43743,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Robert","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43744,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"I know, I do.","text_w_direction":"[mutters] I know, I do.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43745,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"Jim, I've had enough of your unhelpfulness.","text_w_direction":"Jim, I've had enough of your unhelpfulness.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43746,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"I really wish I could help. I'm not really sure how I can...","text_w_direction":"I really wish I could help. I'm not really sure how I can...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43747,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"For God's sake, did Robert tell you that he didn't want me working here?","text_w_direction":"For God's sake, did Robert tell you that he didn't want me working here?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43748,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"That's the thing. See, I didn't want to get in the middle of this. Still don't. But here's something","text_w_direction":"That's the thing. See, I didn't want to get in the middle of this. Still don't. But here's something","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43749,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"I think we've got ourselves an answer.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] I think we've got ourselves an answer.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43750,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Robert","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43751,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"That makes complete sense. Thank you all for a wonderful day.","text_w_direction":"That makes complete sense. Thank you all for a wonderful day.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43752,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"Perfect!","text_w_direction":"Perfect!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43753,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"Jim...","text_w_direction":"Jim...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43754,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"Yes?","text_w_direction":"Yes?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43755,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"Answer the question, please.","text_w_direction":"Answer the question, please.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43756,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"I don't know what you want me to tell you. To be really honest, my wife works here. And I love it. She literally makes me work harder. She makes me smarter. She makes me remember why I'm here. And between us, she's on maternity leave right now, and I would love to leave this room and see her face. I would love it. I don't know how this helps, but it's just what I'm thinking.","text_w_direction":"[sighs] I don't know what you want me to tell you. To be really honest, my wife works here. And I love it. She literally makes me work harder. She makes me smarter. She makes me remember why I'm here. And between us, she's on maternity leave right now, and I would love to leave this room and see her face. I would love it. I don't know how this helps, but it's just what I'm thinking.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43757,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Robert","text":"All right. Thanks.","text_w_direction":"All right. Thanks.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43758,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"Yes. All right. Great.","text_w_direction":"Yes. All right. Great. [leaves]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43759,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"Uh...","text_w_direction":"Uh...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43760,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Robert","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43761,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43762,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"[Robert holds the door, she walks through] Thank you. [leaves]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43763,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Robert","text":"Heh.","text_w_direction":"[claps Andy's shoulder] Heh.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43764,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"Andy.","text_w_direction":"Andy.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43765,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, Mrs. California.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Mrs. California.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43766,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"Hey. Uh, I'm sorry about the position you were put in today.","text_w_direction":"Hey. Uh, I'm sorry about the position you were put in today.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43767,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"You know, honestly, we all wanted you to work there. Except for him. Especially me.","text_w_direction":"You know, honestly, we all wanted you to work there. Except for him. Especially me.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43768,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"Yeah, I thought we really hit it off.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I thought we really hit it off.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43769,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43770,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"Well, different circumstances.","text_w_direction":"Well, different circumstances.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43771,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43772,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"Who knows?","text_w_direction":"Who knows?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43773,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"Who knows?","text_w_direction":"Who knows?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43774,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"Maybe after all this settles down...","text_w_direction":"Maybe after all this settles down...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43775,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"Totally.","text_w_direction":"Totally.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43776,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Susan","text":"It's a date.","text_w_direction":"It's a date.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43777,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Andy","text":"Hmm?","text_w_direction":"Hmm?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43778,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"You're nothing! You're so weak, you call yourself a man? Huh?","text_w_direction":"You're nothing! You're so weak, you call yourself a man? Huh?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43779,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"This doesn't help me. I don't respond to that kind of strategy.","text_w_direction":"This doesn't help me. I don't respond to that kind of strategy.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43780,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, fine. Finish your set on your own and never come back to my gym again!","text_w_direction":"Okay, fine. Finish your set on your own and never come back to my gym again!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43781,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"Dwight, come back and spot me.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, come back and spot me.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43782,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"All right, I'll help you. But first, you gotta tell me what your goal is. What do you want?","text_w_direction":"All right, I'll help you. But first, you gotta tell me what your goal is. What do you want?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43783,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"To push this bar up.","text_w_direction":"To push this bar up.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43784,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"No! Because if that was the case, the bar would be up by now. What is your goal?","text_w_direction":"No! Because if that was the case, the bar would be up by now. What is your goal?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43785,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"Help me!","text_w_direction":"Help me!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43786,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"What do you want!?!","text_w_direction":"What do you want!?!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43787,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"To look good for Val!","text_w_direction":"To look good for Val!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43788,"season":8,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Mrs. California","director":"Charlie Grandy","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Val Kilmer? I don't buy it. That doesn't make any sense. Wow... I figured out your goal. I am going to make you the buffest dude Val Kilmer has ever seen.","text_w_direction":"Val Kilmer? I don't buy it. That doesn't make any sense. Wow... I figured out your goal. I am going to make you the buffest dude Val Kilmer has ever seen.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1553,"air_date":"2011-12-01"}
{"index":43789,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Christmas tiiiime is heeeere! Wow. Thanks guys, that sounded amazing. Hi, I'm Andy Bernard and I am the first office Santa ever to make holiday wishes come true.","text_w_direction":"[Singing as if he were the dolls in his office] Christmas tiiiime is heeeere! [Normal voice] Wow. Thanks guys, that sounded amazing. Hi, I'm Andy Bernard and I am the first office Santa ever to make holiday wishes come true.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43790,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Who's excited to get their holiday wishes?","text_w_direction":"Who's excited to get their holiday wishes?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43791,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"Holiday wishes.","text_w_direction":"Holiday wishes.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43792,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"What's that, Stanley?","text_w_direction":"What's that, Stanley?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43793,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"We know exactly what holiday you're referring to.","text_w_direction":"We know exactly what holiday you're referring to.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43794,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"It is important to be mindful of all belief systems at our holiday party.","text_w_direction":"It is important to be mindful of all belief systems at our holiday party.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43795,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"I've been here eighteen years and have suffered through some weird thematic Christmases. A Honolulu Christmas, A Pulp Fiction Christmas, A Muslim Christmas, Moroccan Christmas. Mo-rocca Christmas. I don't want it. Christmas is Christmas is Christmas is Christmas.","text_w_direction":"I've been here eighteen years and have suffered through some weird thematic Christmases. A Honolulu Christmas, A Pulp Fiction Christmas, A Muslim Christmas, Moroccan Christmas. Mo-rocca Christmas. I don't want it. Christmas is Christmas is Christmas is Christmas.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43796,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I got Stanley tickets to see Lewis Black for his birthday. ...Might not have been the best idea.","text_w_direction":"I got Stanley tickets to see Lewis Black for his birthday. ...Might not have been the best idea.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43797,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"I don't want no Kwanza wreath, I don't need a dreidel in my face, that's it's own thing. And who's that black Santa for?! I don't care! I know Santa ain't black! I could care less. I want Christmas! Just give me plain baby Jesus, lying in a manger, Christmas!","text_w_direction":"I don't want no Kwanza wreath, I don't need a dreidel in my face, that's it's own thing. And who's that black Santa for?! I don't care! I know Santa ain't black! I could care less. I want Christmas! Just give me plain baby Jesus, lying in a manger, Christmas!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43798,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"What is the status on my wish?","text_w_direction":"What is the status on my wish?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43799,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Fulfilled! Brought my bicycle, so I can be your designated driver later. In the event that you drink to much, which is by no means required.","text_w_direction":"Fulfilled! Brought my bicycle, so I can be your designated driver later. In the event that you drink to much, which is by no means required.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43800,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"What about my wish that we don't have to attend meetings that degrade our sense of adulthood?","text_w_direction":"What about my wish that we don't have to attend meetings that degrade our sense of adulthood?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43801,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"That, I cannot do, but I did get you an acre of property on the moon.","text_w_direction":"That, I cannot do, but I did get you an acre of property on the moon.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43802,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Where? Dark side or light side?","text_w_direction":"Where? Dark side or light side?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43803,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Light side.","text_w_direction":"Light side.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43804,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Is it by the Sea of Tranquility?","text_w_direction":"Is it by the Sea of Tranquility?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43805,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"As a matter of fact, yes. Directly adjacent....beachfront.","text_w_direction":"As a matter of fact, yes. Directly adjacent....beachfront.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43806,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you, Andy.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, Andy.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43807,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"So, who's wish is next? Oh, what about Santa's wish? My biggest wish is that you all get along well with Jessica....C'mon guys, Jessica?...Jim, tell 'em who Jessica is.","text_w_direction":"So, who's wish is next? Oh, what about Santa's wish? My biggest wish is that you all get along well with Jessica....C'mon guys, Jessica?...Jim, tell 'em who Jessica is.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43808,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"She's not your grandmother, is she?","text_w_direction":"She's not your grandmother, is she?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43809,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Ugh! Gam-gam's name is Ruth, Jim, you should know. I introduced you on speakerphone that time?","text_w_direction":"Ugh! Gam-gam's name is Ruth, Jim, you should know. I introduced you on speakerphone that time?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43810,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43811,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Jessica is my super serious girlfriend, who is seriously awesome and seriously sexy. Only thing that's not serious, by the way? Our repartee.","text_w_direction":"Jessica is my super serious girlfriend, who is seriously awesome and seriously sexy. Only thing that's not serious, by the way? Our repartee.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43812,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Creed","text":"That's great. When you know you know. Hey, what's Ruth's deal, man?","text_w_direction":"That's great. When you know you know. Hey, what's Ruth's deal, man?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43813,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Totally out of your league. So in summation, ho ho ho, please be nice to Jessica and mistletoe is not an excuse for sexual assault, and don't go near Gam-gam.","text_w_direction":"Totally out of your league. So in summation, ho ho ho, please be nice to Jessica and mistletoe is not an excuse for sexual assault, and don't go near Gam-gam.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43814,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"I love Jessica, and I haven't even met her yet. It's like we don't even need to meet, you know? I already love you. Stay home.","text_w_direction":"I love Jessica, and I haven't even met her yet. It's like we don't even need to meet, you know? I already love you. Stay home.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43815,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"I just want you to know that I will be mean to Jessica if you want me to be.","text_w_direction":"I just want you to know that I will be mean to Jessica if you want me to be.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43816,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Oh no, no. It's fine, Kelly.","text_w_direction":"Oh no, no. It's fine, Kelly.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43817,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"It's really no problem. I was already planning on being mean to her.","text_w_direction":"It's really no problem. I was already planning on being mean to her.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43818,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"That's OK, I don't want you to do that.","text_w_direction":"That's OK, I don't want you to do that.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43819,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Robert","text":"Hello, ah. Merry Christmas, Erin. Kelly, Happy Pancha Ganapati.","text_w_direction":"[laughing] Hello, ah. Merry Christmas, Erin. Kelly, Happy Pancha Ganapati.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43820,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Eww, what is that?","text_w_direction":"Eww, what is that?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43821,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Robert","text":"The five day Hindu celebration in December honoring the god Ganesh, Patron of the Arts.","text_w_direction":"The five day Hindu celebration in December honoring the god Ganesh, Patron of the Arts.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43822,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Cool.","text_w_direction":"Cool.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43823,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Hey, man.","text_w_direction":"Hey, man.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43824,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Robert","text":"Hey! Oh!","text_w_direction":"Hey! [Kevin embraces Robert in a tight hug] Oh!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43825,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"How ya holdin' up...because of your wife leaving you?","text_w_direction":"How ya holdin' up...because of your wife leaving you?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43826,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Kevin?","text_w_direction":"Kevin?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43827,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Robert","text":"I actually appreciate the human intimacy. Feel like a kitten being cradled by a gorilla.","text_w_direction":"I actually appreciate the human intimacy. Feel like a kitten being cradled by a gorilla.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43828,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43829,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Robert","text":"It's been ten days since I had sexual intercourse.","text_w_direction":"It's been ten days since I had sexual intercourse.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43830,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Well you came to the right place....Ah, this, this party'll cheer you right up.","text_w_direction":"Well you came to the right place....Ah, this, this party'll cheer you right up.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43831,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Robert","text":"I hope so. The corporate party was wretched. I am so tired of the Black Eyed Peas. It's rock-n-roll for people who don't like rock-n-roll. It's rap for people who don't like rap. It's pop for people who don't like pop.....ah, heartbreaking.","text_w_direction":"I hope so. The corporate party was wretched. I am so tired of the Black Eyed Peas. It's rock-n-roll for people who don't like rock-n-roll. It's rap for people who don't like rap. It's pop for people who don't like pop.....ah, heartbreaking. [gestures to Andy in Santa costume]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43832,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, thank you.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thank you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43833,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Well, I hate to have to take my Santa hat off, and put on my hard ass hat. But, this is serious. It's come to my attention that somebody who shall remain nameless, wants to switch desk clumps.","text_w_direction":"Well, I hate to have to take my Santa hat off, and put on my hard ass hat. [puts on baseball cap that has a foam rear-end on it with the words \"HARD ASS\"] But, this is serious. It's come to my attention that somebody who shall remain nameless, wants to switch desk clumps.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43834,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Fine with me. Jim can leave anytime he wants. Goodbye.","text_w_direction":"Fine with me. Jim can leave anytime he wants. Goodbye.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43835,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"It wasn't me.","text_w_direction":"It wasn't me.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43836,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"It wasn't either of you.","text_w_direction":"It wasn't either of you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43837,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Kathy wants to leave our clump?","text_w_direction":"Kathy wants to leave our clump?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43838,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Sh sh sh sh! Don't look. Who it was is not important...but she did say that your constant pranking and one-upsmanship is driving her crazy. She or he.","text_w_direction":"Sh sh sh sh! Don't look. Who it was is not important...but she did say that your constant pranking and one-upsmanship is driving her crazy. She or he.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43839,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I just wanna say, this is not my fault. OK? The weak always bully the strong. Contrary to what you see in the media. I am always acting in self-defense. Occasionally preemptive self-defense.","text_w_direction":"I just wanna say, this is not my fault. OK? The weak always bully the strong. Contrary to what you see in the media. I am always acting in self-defense. Occasionally preemptive self-defense. [punches Jim in the arm]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43840,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Ow, What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"Ow, What are you doing? [Jim fights back]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43841,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Hey! Hey! Respect the hat!","text_w_direction":"Hey! Hey! Respect the hat!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43842,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Pam never seemed to have a problem with us.","text_w_direction":"Pam never seemed to have a problem with us.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43843,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Alright. I'm gonna speak in a language you both understand....Mo-nay.","text_w_direction":"Alright. I'm gonna speak in a language you both understand....Mo-nay.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43844,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"What was that?","text_w_direction":"What was that?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43845,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"What is it?","text_w_direction":"What is it?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43846,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Money....You both have sizable Christmas bonuses coming your way. If I catch either of you messing with the other, I will give both bonuses to the other person.","text_w_direction":"Money....You both have sizable Christmas bonuses coming your way. If I catch either of you messing with the other, I will give both bonuses to the other person.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43847,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Can't do that.","text_w_direction":"Can't do that.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43848,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"No, absolutely not.","text_w_direction":"No, absolutely not.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43849,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"You need consequences. OK? I want you both walking on eggshells.","text_w_direction":"You need consequences. OK? I want you both walking on eggshells.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43850,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jessica","text":"Hi. I'm Jessica. I'm looking for Andy?","text_w_direction":"Hi. I'm Jessica. I'm looking for Andy?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43851,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Jessica. Yes. We don't say hi, we hug. I'm Erin.","text_w_direction":"Jessica. Yes. We don't say hi, we hug. [gets up and hugs Jessica] I'm Erin.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43852,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jessica","text":"Oh! Oof!","text_w_direction":"Oh! [laughs] Oof!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43853,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Sorry, hi, I hope you feel really welcome, we all want you here.","text_w_direction":"Sorry, hi, I hope you feel really welcome, we all want you here.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43854,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jessica","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43855,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"My ex is meeting my s*x....which is always scary, you know? And not just because you think they might talk about your pen1s...that's just part of it.","text_w_direction":"My ex is meeting my s*x....which is always scary, you know? And not just because you think they might talk about your pen1s...that's just part of it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43856,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Hey! Jess, Erin, I hope you're not talking about my pen1s. Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hey! Jess, Erin, I hope you're not talking about my pen1s. [laughs and kisses Jessica on the cheek] Hi.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43857,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jessica","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43858,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Hey everyone! I want you to meet Jessica, she is an assistant cross country coach at Bryn Mawr.","text_w_direction":"Hey everyone! I want you to meet Jessica, she is an assistant cross country coach at Bryn Mawr.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43859,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43860,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Erin, by the way, amazing receptionist.","text_w_direction":"Erin, by the way, amazing receptionist.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43861,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jessica","text":"Oh, that's great. Backbone of the office.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that's great. Backbone of the office.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43862,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Which is funny, actually, because my spine is a mess.","text_w_direction":"Which is funny, actually, because my spine is a mess.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43863,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43864,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jessica","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43865,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Scoliosis. Had to wear a back brace for three years but I never did.","text_w_direction":"Scoliosis. Had to wear a back brace for three years but I never did. [Jessica laughs, Erin exaggerates back curve]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43866,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Oh no.","text_w_direction":"Oh no.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43867,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jessica","text":"Ah..","text_w_direction":"Ah..[laughs]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43868,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Ut oh, it's kicking in. Spontaneous scoliosis.","text_w_direction":"Ut oh, it's kicking in. Spontaneous scoliosis.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43869,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jessica","text":"Spontaneous scoliosis.","text_w_direction":"Spontaneous scoliosis. [both laugh]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43870,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43871,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"This thing could take your arm off, your head off, you know, just exercise caution.","text_w_direction":"This thing could take your arm off, your head off, you know, just exercise caution.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43872,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Val","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43873,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43874,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Val","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43875,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"Oh yeah, and um there's a Christmas party upstairs tonight, wanted to tell you about.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah, and um there's a Christmas party upstairs tonight, wanted to tell you about.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43876,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Val","text":"Isn't that just for popsicles?","text_w_direction":"Isn't that just for popsicles?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43877,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"Popsicles?","text_w_direction":"Popsicles?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43878,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Val","text":"Yeah, upstairs people? Cause you got a stick up your butt?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, upstairs people? Cause you got a stick up your butt?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43879,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Nate","text":"Ah! See, I, I, I thought it was because they're so rich they could all eat popsicles all the time. I, in my, I...","text_w_direction":"Ah! See, I, I, I thought it was because they're so rich they could all eat popsicles all the time. [laughs] I, in my, I...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43880,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"Well you should definitely come. The foreman always comes. Plus it's fun, you know cookies, smoked fish, alcohol, people acting stupid.","text_w_direction":"Well you should definitely come. The foreman always comes. Plus it's fun, you know cookies, smoked fish, alcohol, people acting stupid.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43881,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Nate","text":"You had me at \"clookies.\" I can't wait to find out what they are.","text_w_direction":"You had me at \"clookies.\" I can't wait to find out what they are.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43882,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Val","text":"What should I wear?","text_w_direction":"What should I wear?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43883,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"Oh, it's nice, it's real nice. People get dressed up.","text_w_direction":"Oh, it's nice, it's real nice. People get dressed up.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43884,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Nate","text":"I will look so handsome for you, Darryl.","text_w_direction":"I will look so handsome for you, Darryl.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43885,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Ah... I'm gonna s-","text_w_direction":"Ah...[sees Dwight's wallet and open email] I'm gonna s- [see's Dwight watching from break room]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43886,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight really wants my bonus. He's trying to entrap me. Oh god, now I can't drink at this thing....I get really pranky when I drink.","text_w_direction":"Dwight really wants my bonus. He's trying to entrap me. Oh god, now I can't drink at this thing....I get really pranky when I drink.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43887,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Robert","text":"Erin, what can I get for you?","text_w_direction":"Erin, what can I get for you?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43888,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Uh, do you have cola? Kirkland if you have it.","text_w_direction":"Uh, do you have cola? Kirkland if you have it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43889,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Robert","text":"Now why would you come to a bar and ask for a cola when you can get some from the kitchen? Did some small part of you want something a little stronger? Ryan, Kevin, Phyllis, Oscar, come and take these shots!","text_w_direction":"Now why would you come to a bar and ask for a cola when you can get some from the kitchen? Did some small part of you want something a little stronger? Ryan, Kevin, Phyllis, Oscar, come and take these shots!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43890,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43891,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43892,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Will do.","text_w_direction":"Will do.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43893,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Robert","text":"The fifth one is for you, Erin. You could take it or leave it. To take it would be to accept that you're at a party and you're an adult woman, with an adventurous spirit. To leave it would be fine too.","text_w_direction":"The fifth one is for you, Erin. You could take it or leave it. To take it would be to accept that you're at a party and you're an adult woman, with an adventurous spirit. To leave it would be fine too.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43894,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"One, two three!","text_w_direction":"One, two three! [group takes shots]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43895,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43896,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK. [takes shot, group laughs]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43897,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Robert","text":"Mmm. Wow.","text_w_direction":"Mmm. Wow.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43898,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Whoo! Jiminy Christmas!","text_w_direction":"Whoo! Jiminy Christmas!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43899,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Robert","text":"Jiminey Christmas indeed.","text_w_direction":"Jiminey Christmas indeed.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43900,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Hit 'er up.","text_w_direction":"Hit 'er up.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43901,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Robert","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43902,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh yes.","text_w_direction":"Oh yes.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43903,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Whoo!","text_w_direction":"Whoo!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43904,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah! [laughs]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43905,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43906,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, yeah. I just got my replacement credit card...you want the number? Oh it's uh four seven nine three, zero zero three two, three three one three. The security code is nine two seven. OK great. Thank you very much. Bye.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Uh, yeah. I just got my replacement credit card...you want the number? Oh it's uh four seven nine three, zero zero three two, three three one three. The security code is nine two seven. OK great. Thank you very much. Bye.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43907,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"So Dwight did take the bait. He used my credit card numbers to send a two hundred dollar bouquet of flowers, to my wife...from me.","text_w_direction":"So Dwight did take the bait. He used my credit card numbers to send a two hundred dollar bouquet of flowers, to my wife...from me.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43908,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Boom!","text_w_direction":"[laughing] Boom!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43909,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"But look, it's Christmas, so you're allowed... whoa, hello. Um, you're allowed to do...","text_w_direction":"But look, it's Christmas, so you're allowed...[Val walks in dressed very formally] whoa, hello. Um, you're allowed to do...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43910,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Good cookie.","text_w_direction":"Good cookie.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43911,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"I meant dressed up compared to normal. You usually dress like a ghost-buster.","text_w_direction":"I meant dressed up compared to normal. You usually dress like a ghost-buster.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43912,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Val","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43913,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"I thought you'd wear a sweater.","text_w_direction":"I thought you'd wear a sweater.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43914,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Val","text":"Since when does a sweater mean \"dressed up\"? Am I your grandson?","text_w_direction":"Since when does a sweater mean \"dressed up\"? Am I your grandson?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43915,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"Come on, stay, alright? It's good for people to get to know you.","text_w_direction":"Come on, stay, alright? It's good for people to get to know you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43916,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Val","text":"As a contestant on Dancing with the Stars, maybe.","text_w_direction":"As a contestant on Dancing with the Stars, maybe.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43917,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"I want.. my sugar free cookie, and then I want a sugar cookie. and then I want my nap!","text_w_direction":"[imitating Stanley] I want.. my sugar free cookie, and then I want a sugar cookie. [group laughs] and then I want my nap!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43918,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"That's right.","text_w_direction":"That's right. [laughs]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43919,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Whoo! Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Whoo! [group laughs] Thank you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43920,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Robert","text":"She, she is remarkable.","text_w_direction":"She, she is remarkable.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43921,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Edgy impressions.","text_w_direction":"Edgy impressions.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43922,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43923,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"How many drinks have you had tonight? I can't be driving everybody home.","text_w_direction":"How many drinks have you had tonight? I can't be driving everybody home.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43924,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"A thousand.","text_w_direction":"A thousand.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43925,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Whoa! Maybe you should take a break.","text_w_direction":"Whoa! Maybe you should take a break.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43926,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Maybe you should mind your own business. Just kidding!","text_w_direction":"[serious] Maybe you should mind your own business. [normal voice] Just kidding!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43927,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Ah! I've been attacked! Oh my god! Oh! Someone put a porcupine in my drawer!","text_w_direction":"Ah! I've been attacked! Oh my god! Oh! Someone put a porcupine in my drawer!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43928,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Oh my god.","text_w_direction":"Oh my god.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43929,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, I was just sitting here at my desk and I, I reached into my drawer to grab my toothbrush and some tooth powder and, and all of a sudden I was attacked by this blood thirsty rabid creature!","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I was just sitting here at my desk and I, I reached into my drawer to grab my toothbrush and some tooth powder and, and all of a sudden I was attacked by this blood thirsty rabid creature!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43930,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I wonder, in this office, who has access to a porcupine?","text_w_direction":"I wonder, in this office, who has access to a porcupine?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43931,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Or who in this office knows that I have access and is trying to set me up?","text_w_direction":"Or who in this office knows that I have access and is trying to set me up?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43932,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Hmm...","text_w_direction":"Hmm...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43933,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"You know this sounds a lot like the premise of my latest Chad Flendermen novel. A murder for framing.","text_w_direction":"You know this sounds a lot like the premise of my latest Chad Flendermen novel. A murder for framing.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43934,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Chad Flendermen. Just an easy going black guy, he knows the streets, yet he also went to Oxford. So. Just as comfortable on a motorcycle as he is on Air Force One. Oh and he's also the world's leading Egyptologist.","text_w_direction":"Chad Flendermen. Just an easy going black guy, he knows the streets, yet he also went to Oxford. So. Just as comfortable on a motorcycle as he is on Air Force One. Oh and he's also the world's leading Egyptologist.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43935,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Toby! Nobody cares about your sex-crazed black detective.","text_w_direction":"Toby! Nobody cares about your sex-crazed black detective.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43936,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"No, no, no, no, no. Women chase him. He misses his wife.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no, no. Women chase him. He misses his wife.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43937,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Hello? Lacerated hand here folks.","text_w_direction":"Hello? Lacerated hand here folks.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43938,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Nice try, this is ridiculous.","text_w_direction":"Nice try, this is ridiculous.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43939,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh is it really? Two separate times you have set me up to believe I was being recruited by the CIA.","text_w_direction":"Oh is it really? Two separate times you have set me up to believe I was being recruited by the CIA.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43940,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Three times.","text_w_direction":"Three times.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43941,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"You see?","text_w_direction":"You see?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43942,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Jim, this has your fingerprints all over it.","text_w_direction":"Jim, this has your fingerprints all over it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43943,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Andy, you've gotta be kidding me.","text_w_direction":"Andy, you've gotta be kidding me.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43944,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Fingerprints can be planted. You know with a severed hand...","text_w_direction":"Fingerprints can be planted. You know with a severed hand...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43945,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Do you think that's what happened? Do you think he used a severed hand?","text_w_direction":"Do you think that's what happened? Do you think he used a severed hand?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43946,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"OK, you know what? Why don't we just call animal control...","text_w_direction":"OK, you know what? Why don't we just call animal control...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43947,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Might wanna run that by Angela cause it's so cute.","text_w_direction":"Might wanna run that by Angela cause it's so cute.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43948,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"No. Porcupines don't have souls. They're like dogs.","text_w_direction":"No. Porcupines don't have souls. They're like dogs.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43949,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yes, I'm calling from Dunder Mifflin. We have a very rabid porcupine in our office, someone should come pick it up.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Yes, I'm calling from Dunder Mifflin. We have a very rabid porcupine in our office, someone should come pick it up.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43950,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Come down right away!","text_w_direction":"Come down right away!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43951,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, I don't know, let me ask. Uh, were you quilled?","text_w_direction":"[on phone]Uh, I don't know, let me ask. [to Dwight] Uh, were you quilled?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43952,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes, I was quilled.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I was quilled.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43953,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"And what's it's name?","text_w_direction":"And what's it's name?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43954,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Henrietta.","text_w_direction":"Henrietta.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43955,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oops.","text_w_direction":"Oops. [hangs up]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43956,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"What? ...Alright, get her out of here, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"What? ...Alright, get her out of here, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43957,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Hey, guys. I just wanted to say. Come here! I'm so happy you guys are together. OK? And you both have such beautiful hair.","text_w_direction":"Hey, guys. I just wanted to say. Come here! I'm so happy you guys are together. OK? [Andy and Jessica laugh] And you both have such beautiful hair.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43958,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jessica","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Thank you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43959,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"I hope you guys get married....and who knows? Maybe at the wedding, I meet someone.","text_w_direction":"I hope you guys get married....and who knows? Maybe at the wedding, I meet someone.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43960,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"OK!","text_w_direction":"OK!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43961,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"And later on tonight, I hope I see you guys kiss. Ah! OK, well I'm gonna go do another reverse spit. That's how the cool kids say \"get a drink\".","text_w_direction":"And later on tonight, I hope I see you guys kiss. [blows kisses and pushes Andy and Jessica's faces together.] Ah! [laughs] OK, well I'm gonna go do another reverse spit. That's how the cool kids say \"get a drink\". [blows kisses and dances away]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43962,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jessica","text":"That's uh, that's the girl you dated.","text_w_direction":"That's uh, that's the girl you dated.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43963,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Um, yeah, she's not always like that. It's um...","text_w_direction":"Um, yeah, she's not always like that. It's um...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43964,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jessica","text":"No, she, she seems fine.","text_w_direction":"No, she, she seems fine.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43965,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, uh, excuse me.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, uh, excuse me.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43966,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jessica","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43967,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Yep. Hey!","text_w_direction":"Yep. [leaves Jessica to talk to Erin] Hey!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43968,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43969,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Have you had anything to eat besides candy canes?","text_w_direction":"Have you had anything to eat besides candy canes?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43970,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Every martini has an olive.","text_w_direction":"Every martini has an olive.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43971,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"OK...maybe I should make you some oatmeal or something.","text_w_direction":"OK...maybe I should make you some oatmeal or something.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43972,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"I don't wanna put you out, but if someone's making oatmeal, I'll take a apple cinnamon and a maple brown sugar in one bowl with whole milk.","text_w_direction":"I don't wanna put you out, but if someone's making oatmeal, I'll take a apple cinnamon and a maple brown sugar in one bowl with whole milk.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43973,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Hey, I never told you my Christmas wish.","text_w_direction":"Hey, I never told you my Christmas wish.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43974,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Ah, OK.","text_w_direction":"Ah, OK.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43975,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"It's about you.","text_w_direction":"It's about you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43976,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"That's not what it should be, it should just be like a trinket or something.","text_w_direction":"That's not what it should be, it should just be like a trinket or something.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43977,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"It's that I wish Jessica was dead.","text_w_direction":"[slurring slightly] It's that I wish Jessica was dead.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43978,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"You you, wait. You mean you wish she wasn't here or something.","text_w_direction":"You you, wait. You mean you wish she wasn't here or something.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43979,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"I wish she was in a graveyard! Under the ground...with worms coming out of her mouth.","text_w_direction":"I wish she was in a graveyard! Under the ground...with worms coming out of her mouth.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43980,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, you know, you can't say that, OK? That's my girlfriend that you're talking about. You and I are not together anymore. You need to get over it! Take your wish back.","text_w_direction":"Hey, you know, you can't say that, OK? That's my girlfriend that you're talking about. You and I are not together anymore. You need to get over it! Take your wish back.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43981,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Too late! It's already been wished! And you promised it would come true. You wrote it in an email! So, which one are you? A murderer or a liar?","text_w_direction":"Too late! It's already been wished! And you promised it would come true. You wrote it in an email! So, which one are you? A murderer or a liar? [Andy leaves]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43982,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43983,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43984,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"So, there was talk of oatmeal.","text_w_direction":"So, there was talk of oatmeal.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43985,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"You know, don't listen to what anyone is saying. You look like a, a princess.","text_w_direction":"You know, don't listen to what anyone is saying. You look like a, a princess.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43986,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Val","text":"Yeah. Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Thanks.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43987,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I swear...","text_w_direction":"I swear...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43988,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jessica","text":"Did you not...","text_w_direction":"Did you not...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43989,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I was too embarrassed!","text_w_direction":"I was too embarrassed! [group laughs]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43990,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Hey guys, sorry to interrupt, I uh, just found this on my desk. Need to talk to somebody about it. Can you believe that?","text_w_direction":"Hey guys, sorry to interrupt, I uh, just found this on my desk. [shows picture of Cici with devil doodles] Need to talk to somebody about it. Can you believe that?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43991,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Is that Cici?","text_w_direction":"Is that Cici?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43992,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yes. It is.","text_w_direction":"Yes. It is.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43993,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Um.","text_w_direction":"Um.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43994,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"That's awful.","text_w_direction":"That's awful.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43995,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Cici is Jim's daughter.","text_w_direction":"Cici is Jim's daughter.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43996,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jessica","text":"Oh my god. How could somebody do that?","text_w_direction":"Oh my god. How could somebody do that?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43997,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I know, I mean the way I see it is you can deface any picture of me, any one, pick one. Not my kid though.","text_w_direction":"I know, I mean the way I see it is you can deface any picture of me, any one, pick one. Not my kid though.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43998,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Who did this? Who did this? Do you know who did this?","text_w_direction":"Who did this? Who did this? Do you know who did this?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":43999,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I don't-","text_w_direction":"I don't-","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44000,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I know who did this....Dwight.","text_w_direction":"I know who did this....Dwight.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44001,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Dwight?","text_w_direction":"Dwight?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44002,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44003,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Dwight.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44004,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44005,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"He should pay.","text_w_direction":"He should pay.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44006,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah. He is gonna pay. This is fire-able.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. He is gonna pay. This is fire-able.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44007,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"O...K.","text_w_direction":"O...K.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44008,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"It's, I mean.","text_w_direction":"It's, I mean.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44009,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Let me just see that one more time. Yep, you know what? I know who my friends are, now. But I shouldn't have got you involved because the truth is, I don't even really care about this picture, it's a little out of focus. It was probably an accident, right? Like...","text_w_direction":"Let me just see that one more time. Yep, you know what? I know who my friends are, now. But I shouldn't have got you involved because the truth is, I don't even really care about this picture, it's a little out of focus. It was probably an accident, right? Like...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44010,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"That's no accident.","text_w_direction":"That's no accident.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44011,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Right. You're right. So maybe it was me who did it...by accident.","text_w_direction":"Right. You're right. So maybe it was me who did it...by accident.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44012,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44013,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44014,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I'll figure it out, get to the bottom of it....Merry merry.","text_w_direction":"I'll figure it out, get to the bottom of it....Merry merry.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44015,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Enough of this garbage. This is Christmas. Hi-yah!!!!! Yeah!!!! Christmas!!!!","text_w_direction":"Enough of this garbage. [harshly places boom box on table and hits play] This is Christmas. [Christmas Eve by Trans-Siberian Orchestra plays. Dwight plays air violin/guitar and sings along] Hi-yah!!!!! [gabe, Creed and Nate join in as shots show various gift giving] Yeah!!!! Christmas!!!!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44016,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"You alright, Santa?","text_w_direction":"You alright, Santa?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44017,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"You know those movies where two friends are sleeping together and it's like, hey, can they stay friends?","text_w_direction":"You know those movies where two friends are sleeping together and it's like, hey, can they stay friends?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44018,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44019,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Do you think two friends who are not sleeping together can stay friends?","text_w_direction":"Do you think two friends who are not sleeping together can stay friends?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44020,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Two friends who are not sleeping together, can they remain friends? Yes, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Two friends who are not sleeping together, can they remain friends? Yes, yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44021,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"No...I don't, hmm, I don't know.","text_w_direction":"No...I don't, hmm, I don't know.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44022,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44023,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"By the way, I'm not gonna mess with you and Dwight's bonuses. I think it's causing more problems. So just be yourselves, have fun, and try not to let it affect your work.","text_w_direction":"By the way, I'm not gonna mess with you and Dwight's bonuses. I think it's causing more problems. So just be yourselves, have fun, and try not to let it affect your work.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44024,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Alright. I will definitely do that.","text_w_direction":"Alright. I will definitely do that.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44025,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Alright, I'll tell Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Alright, I'll tell Dwight.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44026,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"You know what? You're sitting, and thinking, and it's probably better if it comes from me anyway.","text_w_direction":"You know what? You're sitting, and thinking, and it's probably better if it comes from me anyway.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44027,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Christmas miracles do happen.","text_w_direction":"Christmas miracles do happen.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44028,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yes. They totally do.","text_w_direction":"Yes. They totally do.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44029,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"You can't click on these Kardashian links, that's why you have so many viruses.","text_w_direction":"You can't click on these Kardashian links, that's why you have so many viruses.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44030,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Well help me, OK? Just, uh take...","text_w_direction":"Well help me, OK? Just, uh take...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44031,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"I'm trying but you need to-","text_w_direction":"I'm trying but you need to-","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44032,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44033,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Yo.","text_w_direction":"Yo.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44034,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Game on.","text_w_direction":"Game on.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44035,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"On it.","text_w_direction":"On it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44036,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jessica","text":"I don't know what I was thinking, it was awful...","text_w_direction":"[group laughing] I don't know what I was thinking, it was awful...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44037,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Jessica, did you just fart?","text_w_direction":"Jessica, did you just fart? [group stops laughing]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44038,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"And that, is how it's done.","text_w_direction":"And that, is how it's done.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44039,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"I would like another alcohol.","text_w_direction":"I would like another alcohol.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44040,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Robert","text":"Let's you and I take a walk. Oscar, you're in charge of the bar.","text_w_direction":"Let's you and I take a walk. Oscar, you're in charge of the bar.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44041,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"What? I haven't bar tended in forever. Oh, never considered myself a mixologist, oh this is daunting. Um, I need a mortar, pestle, muddler..does anyone have any chocolate shavings?","text_w_direction":"What? I haven't bar tended in forever. Oh, never considered myself a mixologist, oh this is daunting. Um, I need a mortar, pestle, muddler..does anyone have any chocolate shavings?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44042,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Robert","text":"Your heart is broken. So is mine.","text_w_direction":"Your heart is broken. So is mine.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44043,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"And...","text_w_direction":"And...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44044,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Robert","text":"And what?","text_w_direction":"And what?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44045,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"And you have any advice or anything?","text_w_direction":"And you have any advice or anything?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44046,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Robert","text":"No my god.","text_w_direction":"No [laughs] my god.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44047,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"...Help me feel better...","text_w_direction":"...Help me feel better...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44048,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Robert","text":"I've been married thrice and each has ended in an acrimonious divorce, I'm not sure I'm the best person to give love advice....I was hoping you were gonna make me feel better.","text_w_direction":"I've been married thrice and each has ended in an acrimonious divorce, I'm not sure I'm the best person to give love advice....I was hoping you were gonna make me feel better.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44049,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Nate","text":"When you do your makeup,","text_w_direction":"When you do your makeup,","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44050,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jessica","text":"Uh huh.","text_w_direction":"Uh huh.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44051,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Nate","text":"How long you, does it take usually? Cause...","text_w_direction":"How long you, does it take usually? Cause...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44052,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jessica","text":"Um, it ta-, um it depends.","text_w_direction":"Um, it ta-, um it depends.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44053,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":".....Chad Flendermen's kryptonite.","text_w_direction":".....Chad Flendermen's kryptonite. [Darryl walks up to Toby and Val in a tuxedo]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44054,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Creed","text":"Whoa. We got a real Clarence Thomas here.","text_w_direction":"Whoa. We got a real Clarence Thomas here.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44055,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44056,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jessica","text":"I'll see you at home?","text_w_direction":"I'll see you at home?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44057,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"OK great.","text_w_direction":"OK great.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44058,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jessica","text":"OK","text_w_direction":"OK","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44059,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Perfect.","text_w_direction":"Perfect.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44060,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jessica","text":"Bye...I still don't get why you can't just call her a cab and pay for it.","text_w_direction":"Bye [kiss]...I still don't get why you can't just call her a cab and pay for it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44061,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I would, it just, that wasn't the holiday wish.","text_w_direction":"I would, it just, that wasn't the holiday wish.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44062,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jessica","text":"Oh","text_w_direction":"Oh","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44063,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Either he drives or I drive. Now I'm drunk and mad.","text_w_direction":"Either he drives or I drive. Now I'm drunk and mad.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44064,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jessica","text":"OK Bye.","text_w_direction":"OK [laughs] Bye.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44065,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"OK, bye. Alright Meredith,","text_w_direction":"OK, bye. [helps Meredith off the floor] Alright Meredith,","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44066,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Thank you Santa.","text_w_direction":"Thank you Santa.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44067,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"You bet.","text_w_direction":"You bet.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44068,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Thank god Erin's getting a ride home with Robert because she is trashed. and who better to drive her home than Robert, I mean, what a stand up guy, you know? I mean he's going through a lot, separating from his wife, showing up to the Christmas party in a track suit and a blazer,","text_w_direction":"Thank god Erin's getting a ride home with Robert because she is trashed. [laughs] and who better to drive her home than Robert, I mean, what a stand up guy, you know? I mean he's going through a lot, separating from his wife, showing up to the Christmas party in a track suit and a blazer,","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44069,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Let's go, let's go.","text_w_direction":"Let's go, let's go.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44070,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"I know, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.","text_w_direction":"I know, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44071,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Hang on.","text_w_direction":"Hang on.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44072,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright. [Andy opens back of her van, things fall out]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44073,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44074,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Whoa! My stuff!","text_w_direction":"Whoa! My stuff!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44075,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"What is all that?","text_w_direction":"What is all that?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44076,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"It's my valuables!","text_w_direction":"It's my valuables!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44077,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"It's junk!","text_w_direction":"It's junk!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44078,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"This is my treasures, no they're my treasures!","text_w_direction":"This is my treasures, no they're my treasures!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44079,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"You're a hoarder. My god!","text_w_direction":"You're a hoarder. My god!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44080,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"No I'm not, I'm gonna sell it on Ebay! No no no, you be careful. Be careful.","text_w_direction":"No I'm not, I'm gonna sell it on Ebay! No no no, you be careful. Be careful.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44081,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Ah! My Santa suit's stuck.","text_w_direction":"Ah! My Santa suit's stuck.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44082,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"What are we gonna do with all that bonus money, Henrietta? Huh?","text_w_direction":"[laughs while spray painting \"Jim is Awesome\" on his own car, talks to porcupine in carrier] What are we gonna do with all that bonus money, Henrietta? Huh?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44083,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Where are we? This ain't my street.","text_w_direction":"Where are we? This ain't my street.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44084,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Sh, sh, sh, sh, shh.","text_w_direction":"Sh, sh, sh, sh, shh.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44085,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Ah, this is the posh part of town, huh?","text_w_direction":"Ah, this is the posh part of town, huh?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44086,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Oh my god.","text_w_direction":"Oh my god.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44087,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Wonder what a studio condo would cost in this neighborhood?","text_w_direction":"Wonder what a studio condo would cost in this neighborhood?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44088,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Meredith, shut your drunk hole right now.","text_w_direction":"Meredith, shut your drunk hole right now.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44089,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Robert","text":"Erin, it was great fun tonight. Take a few aspirin and a whole lot of water, sleep in in the morning.","text_w_direction":"Erin, it was great fun tonight. Take a few aspirin and a whole lot of water, sleep in in the morning.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44090,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Thank you, goodnight.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, goodnight.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44091,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"What are you smiling for? You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?","text_w_direction":"What are you smiling for? You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44092,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I'm sure I am not. Let's get you home.","text_w_direction":"I'm sure I am not. Let's get you home.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44093,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Ow! Take it easy.","text_w_direction":"Ow! Take it easy.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44094,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Whoo.","text_w_direction":"Whoo.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44095,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Ah, man. Ah, fell asleep, took a nap. Hey guys, ah I feel refreshed now. How's it goin?","text_w_direction":"[yawns, \"Idiot\" is written on his forehead] Ah, man. Ah, fell asleep, took a nap. Hey guys, ah I feel refreshed now. How's it goin?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44096,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Dwight.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44097,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Took a little nap right next to Jim's desk. I feel so good right now. Mmm, cookies. What's everyone staring at?","text_w_direction":"Took a little nap right next to Jim's desk. I feel so good right now. Mmm, cookies. What's everyone staring at?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44098,"season":8,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Christmas Wishes","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh man, I was supposed to tell Dwight something......C'mon, Jim. I got nothin'.","text_w_direction":"Oh man, I was supposed to tell Dwight something......C'mon, Jim. [shakes head] I got nothin'.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1547,"air_date":"2011-12-08"}
{"index":44099,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh yeah!","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44100,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"All","text":"Aw!","text_w_direction":"Aw!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44101,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Knew it! I knew it! Soon as I heard that wrapper.","text_w_direction":"Knew it! I knew it! Soon as I heard that wrapper.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44102,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar","text":"You really have to say \"oh yeah\" every time you eat a candy bar?","text_w_direction":"You really have to say \"oh yeah\" every time you eat a candy bar?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44103,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kevin","text":"I can't help it, Oscar. It's just really good. Oh yeah!","text_w_direction":"I can't help it, Oscar. It's just really good. [takes another bite] Oh yeah!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44104,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"All right, not bad at all. I think we can beat 20 minutes though so let's try again. Get it all out now if you have to.","text_w_direction":"All right, not bad at all. I think we can beat 20 minutes though so let's try again. Get it all out now if you have to.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44105,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"It was a raccoon! Eating a hamburger like a person!","text_w_direction":"It was a raccoon! Eating a hamburger like a person!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44106,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"You need to stop banging your pen on your desk or it's going to drive me insane.","text_w_direction":"You need to stop banging your pen on your desk or it's going to drive me insane.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44107,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, done.","text_w_direction":"Okay, done.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44108,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"Does anyone have a first aid kit?","text_w_direction":"[shows bloody hand] Does anyone have a first aid kit?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44109,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Darryl","text":"Check out this song I wrote","text_w_direction":"Check out this song I wrote","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44110,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"All right, here we go! Everybody get read in three, two, good luck, one-","text_w_direction":"All right, here we go! Everybody get read in three, two, good luck, one-","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44111,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Love letters, yes! I love it. What else can be done with paper?","text_w_direction":"[writing on board] Love letters, yes! I love it. What else can be done with paper?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44112,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"You can write a book about chairs.","text_w_direction":"You can write a book about chairs.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44113,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Books! Excellent, Jim.","text_w_direction":"Books! Excellent, Jim.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44114,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar","text":"Andy, please! Please, just stop. You can do infinite things with paper-","text_w_direction":"Andy, please! Please, just stop. You can do infinite things with paper-","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44115,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Shh! Did you hear that? Infinity! There is an infinity of things that you can do with paper! Now, who wants to buy some paper?","text_w_direction":"[gasps] Shh! Did you hear that? Infinity! There is an infinity of things that you can do with paper! Now, who wants to buy some paper? [scattered applause]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44116,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Very nice. Very nice sales pitch for our clients that don't know what paper is.","text_w_direction":"Very nice. Very nice sales pitch for our clients that don't know what paper is.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44117,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"I'm talking about you guys! Who in this room, right now, wants to buy some paper? Let's get high on our own supply!","text_w_direction":"I'm talking about you guys! Who in this room, right now, wants to buy some paper? Let's get high on our own supply!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44118,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Angela","text":"Andy, you want us to buy our own paper?","text_w_direction":"Andy, you want us to buy our own paper?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44119,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44120,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Robert said that we needed to double our sales growth to eight percent by the end of the quarter. That's today. And we're eight hundred and thirty dollars short. And I can't afford to keep buying paper from us. So today, we need to sell eight hundred and thirty dollars of paper and the next quarter I need to sell the twenty-two hundred dollars of paper that's in my garage.","text_w_direction":"Robert said that we needed to double our sales growth to eight percent by the end of the quarter. That's today. And we're eight hundred and thirty dollars short. And I can't afford to keep buying paper from us. So today, we need to sell eight hundred and thirty dollars of paper and the next quarter I need to sell the twenty-two hundred dollars of paper that's in my garage.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44121,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Animals, machines, vast virtual armies. All of these things I have successfully managed. The only thing I haven't managed is people. I saw an ad on the Sabre website for an open manager position in their printers division. I spoke to Robert California about it and he said for me to come by and see him sometime. So, like a Spanish conquistador, I have come to Florida to claim what is rightfully mine.","text_w_direction":"Animals, machines, vast virtual armies. All of these things I have successfully managed. The only thing I haven't managed is people. I saw an ad on the Sabre website for an open manager position in their printers division. I spoke to Robert California about it and he said for me to come by and see him sometime. So, like a Spanish conquistador, I have come to Florida to claim what is rightfully mine.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44122,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Dwight Schrute for Robert California!","text_w_direction":"Dwight Schrute for Robert California!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44123,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Receptionist","text":"Oh, hello Mr. Schrute. I'll tell him you're here. Can I get you anything at all?","text_w_direction":"Oh, hello Mr. Schrute. I'll tell him you're here. Can I get you anything at all?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44124,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm not here to be given anything. I'm here to take what is mine.","text_w_direction":"I'm not here to be given anything. I'm here to take what is mine.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44125,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Receptionist","text":"Ooh. I'm glad you're on our team. Here, please have a seat.","text_w_direction":"Ooh. I'm glad you're on our team. Here, please have a seat.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44126,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Gabe","text":"Dwight? What are you doing here?","text_w_direction":"Dwight? What are you doing here?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44127,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Gabe? You don't know?","text_w_direction":"Gabe? You don't know?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44128,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Gabe","text":"Course I know.","text_w_direction":"Course I know.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44129,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Hmm. Impressive office you have here. Surrounded by shrubbery, like a squirrel's office.","text_w_direction":"Hmm. Impressive office you have here. Surrounded by shrubbery, like a squirrel's office.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44130,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Gabe","text":"Corporate says to me, \"Gabe, we need you in Scranton.\" Scranton says, \"Gabe, go back down to Florida. You're needed there.\" So, Tuesdays and Thursdays, I'm up there. Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, I'm down here. I can think of no better way to confront my deathly fear of flying.","text_w_direction":"Corporate says to me, \"Gabe, we need you in Scranton.\" Scranton says, \"Gabe, go back down to Florida. You're needed there.\" So, Tuesdays and Thursdays, I'm up there. Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, I'm down here. I can think of no better way to confront my deathly fear of flying.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44131,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Robert","text":"Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Dwight.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44132,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Robert.","text_w_direction":"Robert.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44133,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Robert","text":"You made it.","text_w_direction":"You made it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44134,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44135,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Robert","text":"Impressive initiative. I don't know what's worse, the trip or the destination. Well, uh, let me settle in and I'll be with you shortly.","text_w_direction":"Impressive initiative. I don't know what's worse, the trip or the destination. [Gabe laughs] Well, uh, let me settle in and I'll be with you shortly.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44136,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Very good.","text_w_direction":"Very good.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44137,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Hey C-span. So my dad says an accountant can really help you out, if they're willing to \"play ball.\" Those were his words.","text_w_direction":"Hey C-span. So my dad says an accountant can really help you out, if they're willing to \"play ball.\" Those were his words.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44138,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar","text":"Gosh, Andy, you had a great quarter. Okay? Robert will understand. Eight hundred dollars is a rounding error!","text_w_direction":"Gosh, Andy, you had a great quarter. Okay? Robert will understand. Eight hundred dollars is a rounding error!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44139,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"So make that error!","text_w_direction":"So make that error!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44140,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar","text":"Andy, no-","text_w_direction":"Andy, no-","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44141,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kevin","text":"Hey! I can make that error.","text_w_direction":"Hey! I can make that error.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44142,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar","text":"Aw...","text_w_direction":"[clicks tongue] Aw...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44143,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Well, it's just, I know that making errors sounds like your kind of thing, but it's a little more complicated than that.","text_w_direction":"Well, it's just, I know that making errors sounds like your kind of thing, but it's a little more complicated than that.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44144,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kevin","text":"No, I-","text_w_direction":"No, I-","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44145,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"It's just, I really need a real accountant on this. What do you say?","text_w_direction":"It's just, I really need a real accountant on this. [to Oscar] What do you say?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44146,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar","text":"I'm leaving early today because tonight I have a trivia contest in Philadelphia.","text_w_direction":"I'm leaving early today because tonight I have a trivia contest in Philadelphia.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44147,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44148,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar","text":"Any other crunch time, I would love to stay in, cook the books for you so you can save face in front of your CEO, but tonight is Triviocalypse!","text_w_direction":"Any other crunch time, I would love to stay in, cook the books for you so you can save face in front of your CEO, but tonight is Triviocalypse!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44149,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44150,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar","text":"It's only the biggest night of trivia of the year. There's a thousand dollar prize. I'm committed to my friends, they're committed to me.","text_w_direction":"It's only the biggest night of trivia of the year. There's a thousand dollar prize. I'm committed to my friends, they're committed to me.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44151,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"You know what? Go. Have fun.","text_w_direction":"You know what? Go. Have fun.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44152,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"There's a trivia contest at a bar in Philadelphia.","text_w_direction":"There's a trivia contest at a bar in Philadelphia.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44153,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Stop right there. I love it.","text_w_direction":"Stop right there. I love it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44154,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Darryl","text":"I'm in.","text_w_direction":"I'm in.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44155,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"I didn't even say what it is.","text_w_direction":"I didn't even say what it is.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44156,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Darryl","text":"It's trivia.","text_w_direction":"It's trivia.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44157,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"In Philadelphia.","text_w_direction":"In Philadelphia.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44158,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"But here's the best part. The prize is a thousand dollars, and if we win, we can use that money to buy paper here, close the gap on our eight percent profit increase...","text_w_direction":"But here's the best part. The prize is a thousand dollars, and if we win, we can use that money to buy paper here, close the gap on our eight percent profit increase...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44159,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"That's a great idea.","text_w_direction":"That's a great idea.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44160,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Darryl","text":"That's a great plan.","text_w_direction":"That's a great plan.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44161,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah? You like it?","text_w_direction":"Yeah? You like it?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44162,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44163,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44164,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"All right, good stuff.","text_w_direction":"All right, good stuff.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44165,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"I'm so psyched you guys are into it because I thought- I was like, \"this sounds really stupid.\"","text_w_direction":"I'm so psyched you guys are into it because I thought- I was like, \"this sounds really stupid.\"","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44166,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Darryl","text":"You just made a good idea, a great idea.","text_w_direction":"You just made a good idea, a great idea.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44167,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"There is one problem with this plan.","text_w_direction":"There is one problem with this plan.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44168,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Darryl","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44169,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"We'd have to leave work, like, right now, to do this.","text_w_direction":"We'd have to leave work, like, right now, to do this.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44170,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Gabe","text":"You can reduce your prices by ten percent or we're going to be finding a new source for our morning bagels. All right.","text_w_direction":"[on the phone] You can reduce your prices by ten percent or we're going to be finding a new source for our morning bagels. All right. [hangs up]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44171,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Gabe, I always wondered what it is you did around here. Now I found out. You're the bagel guy.","text_w_direction":"Gabe, I always wondered what it is you did around here. Now I found out. You're the bagel guy.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44172,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Gabe","text":"Yeah. But not just bagels. All unwanted problems. Question","text_w_direction":"Yeah. But not just bagels. All unwanted problems. Question","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44173,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Meat grinder.","text_w_direction":"Meat grinder.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44174,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Gabe","text":"Too slow. It's the toilet. And I am the toilet of this office. I flush away annoying problems so others can keep their hands clean. And, just like a toilet, I am essential.","text_w_direction":"[makes buzzer sound] Too slow. It's the toilet. And I am the toilet of this office. I flush away annoying problems so others can keep their hands clean. And, just like a toilet, I am essential.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44175,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"You know, Gabe? You could have gone with garbage disposal, incinerator or eraser, and instead you chose toilet. God bless you. You're an American classic.","text_w_direction":"You know, Gabe? You could have gone with garbage disposal, incinerator or eraser, and instead you chose toilet. God bless you. You're an American classic.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44176,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Robert","text":"Dwight. Today is not my day at all, I'm afraid. I'm not going to be able to meet with you, but I'm leaving you in the very capable hands of our COO.","text_w_direction":"Dwight. Today is not my day at all, I'm afraid. I'm not going to be able to meet with you, but I'm leaving you in the very capable hands of our COO.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44177,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"But I can give you this pitch in one minute-","text_w_direction":"But I can give you this pitch in one minute-","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44178,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Robert","text":"No, he's going to meet with you later. No, no, no. I don't want you to rush it, okay? Trust me. Meet with Bill. He's a great person to know. I'll dialogue with him tonight.","text_w_direction":"No, he's going to meet with you later. No, no, no. I don't want you to rush it, okay? Trust me. Meet with Bill. He's a great person to know. I'll dialogue with him tonight. [leaves]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44179,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Gabe","text":"CEO to COO. What a difference a letter makes.","text_w_direction":"CEO to COO. What a difference a letter makes.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44180,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Still an important position. Still a chief.","text_w_direction":"Still an important position. Still a chief.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44181,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Gabe","text":"You're really going to like Bill. He, uh, he has me toilet a lot of people for him. Hallway phone, Gabe Lewis speaking.","text_w_direction":"You're really going to like Bill. He, uh, he has me toilet a lot of people for him. [Dwight sighs, Gabe's phone rings] Hallway phone, Gabe Lewis speaking.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44182,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Robert","text":"Gabe, listen to me. Don't bother Bill with this. He has to go put out a fire on the home front. Just wait twenty minutes and then I want you to listen to Dwight's pitch. Make him feel valued. Make him feel heard.","text_w_direction":"Gabe, listen to me. Don't bother Bill with this. He has to go put out a fire on the home front. Just wait twenty minutes and then I want you to listen to Dwight's pitch. Make him feel valued. Make him feel heard.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44183,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Gabe","text":"Your wish is my command.","text_w_direction":"Your wish is my command.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44184,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Robert","text":"It's a command.","text_w_direction":"It's a command.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44185,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar","text":"I don't believe this. What are you doing here, Andy?","text_w_direction":"I don't believe this. What are you doing here, Andy?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44186,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"You left us no choice, but, this should put a smile on your face. How would you like to be captain of the Dunder-Mifflin team? Although I reserve the right to overrule you.","text_w_direction":"You left us no choice, but, this should put a smile on your face. How would you like to be captain of the Dunder-Mifflin team? Although I reserve the right to overrule you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44187,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar","text":"What? No!","text_w_direction":"What? No!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44188,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"I've got a quota to hit. I don't care how I hit it.","text_w_direction":"I've got a quota to hit. I don't care how I hit it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44189,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar","text":"And you guys thought this was a good idea?","text_w_direction":"And you guys thought this was a good idea?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44190,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"I thought it was a fun idea.","text_w_direction":"I thought it was a fun idea.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44191,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Darryl","text":"There were times on the two and a half hour drive when I experienced doubt. That's the thing about long drives, you know, you're always going to- this is a gay bar.","text_w_direction":"There were times on the two and a half hour drive when I experienced doubt. That's the thing about long drives, you know, you're always going to- this is a gay bar.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44192,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Wait, what? Everyone in here is gay?","text_w_direction":"Wait, what? Everyone in here is gay?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44193,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar","text":"Yes! It's a gay bar! So you guys want to go home now?","text_w_direction":"Yes! It's a gay bar! So you guys want to go home now?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44194,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"All","text":"No. Nah.","text_w_direction":"No. Nah.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44195,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar","text":"What does this say about you? That you followed me here? That you think you're going to win your sales quota? At a gay bar's trivia night?","text_w_direction":"What does this say about you? That you followed me here? That you think you're going to win your sales quota? At a gay bar's trivia night? [laughs]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44196,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"It says that I believe that my staff's intelligence and that I'm willing to try anything. Not anything.","text_w_direction":"It says that I believe that my staff's intelligence and that I'm willing to try anything. [Oscar's friend walks up] Not anything.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44197,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar","text":"Good luck.","text_w_direction":"Good luck.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44198,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Uh, all right. We need to divide up into teams, but it's winner-take-all so no need to divide evenly. We need an A-team, a backup team and a just-have-fun team. So you guys all know yourselves.","text_w_direction":"Uh, all right. We need to divide up into teams, but it's winner-take-all so no need to divide evenly. We need an A-team, a backup team and a just-have-fun team. So you guys all know yourselves.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44199,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Meredith","text":"Good-timers follow me.","text_w_direction":"Good-timers follow me.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44200,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Phyllis","text":"Backups.","text_w_direction":"Backups. [Jim goes to join the backups]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44201,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Stanley","text":"Go on, kid. You know you don't belong here.","text_w_direction":"Go on, kid. You know you don't belong here.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44202,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"A-team.","text_w_direction":"A-team.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44203,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44204,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"All right, everybody. Nice self-awareness. Except...","text_w_direction":"All right, everybody. Nice self-awareness. Except... [looks at Kevin, who has joined the A-team]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44205,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kevin","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay. [leaves]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44206,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"There's a table over here.","text_w_direction":"There's a table over here.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44207,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Host","text":"All right, first question everyone","text_w_direction":"All right, first question everyone","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44208,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, we got this!","text_w_direction":"Oh, we got this!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44209,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Creed","text":"Let's reverse engineer this. You're a black singer. Where do you go? Somewhere where you're a novelty. Alaska?","text_w_direction":"Let's reverse engineer this. You're a black singer. Where do you go? Somewhere where you're a novelty. Alaska?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44210,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Stanley","text":"Atlanta.","text_w_direction":"Atlanta.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44211,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh I know you think that, because that's where the Olympics were held.","text_w_direction":"Oh I know you think that, because that's where the Olympics were held.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44212,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Cathy","text":"My cousins were actually at those Olympics.","text_w_direction":"My cousins were actually at those Olympics.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44213,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Stanley","text":"Keep talking all you want.","text_w_direction":"Keep talking all you want.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44214,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kevin","text":"How am I supposed to know what was on his mind? Ooh, what do blind people think about?","text_w_direction":"How am I supposed to know what was on his mind? Ooh, what do blind people think about?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44215,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"Okay, dogs, canes, signs, manholes, stairs, piano, darkness.","text_w_direction":"Okay, dogs, canes, signs, manholes, stairs, piano, darkness.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44216,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Host","text":"Okay, time's up. Let's get the boards up. \"Atlanta, Georgia\" is the correct answer.","text_w_direction":"Okay, time's up. Let's get the boards up. \"Atlanta, Georgia\" is the correct answer. [Kevin holds up \"What is...SEE-attle\"]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44217,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Gabe","text":"Hey man, uh, look. Unfortunately, Bill had to go fight a fire, so your appointment got-","text_w_direction":"Hey man, uh, look. Unfortunately, Bill had to go fight a fire, so your appointment got-","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44218,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"There's no fires within eight miles of here.","text_w_direction":"[sniffs] There's no fires within eight miles of here.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44219,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Gabe","text":"Well, it's nine miles away. I'm going to be meeting with you on his behalf.","text_w_direction":"Well, it's nine miles away. I'm going to be meeting with you on his behalf.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44220,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"What? No, no. Excuse me! Lady! Get anyone from the COO's office on the phone this instant!","text_w_direction":"What? No, no. Excuse me! Lady! Get anyone from the COO's office on the phone this instant!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44221,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Receptionist","text":"This must be very frustrating.","text_w_direction":"This must be very frustrating.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44222,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Gabe","text":"I can see you in the jungle now.","text_w_direction":"I can see you in the jungle now.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44223,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Host","text":"Okay, now, you're not an all-star of the NBA, but you did get your game on when you won the NBA's Sixth Man of the Year award in 2011. Who are you?","text_w_direction":"Okay, now, you're not an all-star of the NBA, but you did get your game on when you won the NBA's Sixth Man of the Year award in 2011. Who are you?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44224,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Jim, Darryl. Your time to shine.","text_w_direction":"Jim, Darryl. Your time to shine.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44225,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Shawn Marion.","text_w_direction":"Shawn Marion.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44226,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Darryl","text":"Yes, Shawn Marion.","text_w_direction":"Yes, Shawn Marion.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44227,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Ryan","text":"That doesn't sound right. I want to say, LaDameon Washington.","text_w_direction":"That doesn't sound right. I want to say, LaDameon Washington.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44228,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Wrong, for so many reasons.","text_w_direction":"Wrong, for so many reasons.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44229,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Phyllis","text":"Well, I know Elizabeth Taylor's sixth man was Richard Burton. Is that helpful?","text_w_direction":"Well, I know Elizabeth Taylor's sixth man was Richard Burton. Is that helpful?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44230,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Stanley","text":"That's it. I'm going to go watch the boats on the river.","text_w_direction":"That's it. I'm going to go watch the boats on the river.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44231,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kevin","text":"Ron Artest, Kelly.","text_w_direction":"Ron Artest, Kelly.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44232,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kelly","text":"No, it's Lamar Odom. If it'd been Ron Artest, it would have come up in Dancing with the Stars, when they pan over his trophy case when he's at home with his family. Lamar winning Sixth Man was a big storyline on Chloe and Lamar.","text_w_direction":"No, it's Lamar Odom. If it'd been Ron Artest, it would have come up in Dancing with the Stars, when they pan over his trophy case when he's at home with his family. Lamar winning Sixth Man was a big storyline on Chloe and Lamar.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44233,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Host","text":"All right, boards up. Let's see who got it. \"Lamar Odom\" is what we were looking for. \"Lamar Odom\" Thank you.","text_w_direction":"All right, boards up. Let's see who got it. \"Lamar Odom\" is what we were looking for. \"Lamar Odom\" Thank you. [scattered cheers]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44234,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Oh my God. Lamar Odom, yes.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God. Lamar Odom, yes.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44235,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kevin","text":"Nicely done!","text_w_direction":"Nicely done!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44236,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"You're my sports guys! You're ESPN, you're ESPN Classic, Ryan is MSNBC. I'm E!, TLC and Oxygen.","text_w_direction":"You're my sports guys! You're ESPN, you're ESPN Classic, Ryan is MSNBC. I'm E!, TLC and Oxygen.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44237,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Darryl","text":"Chill, man. This plan is airtight.","text_w_direction":"Chill, man. This plan is airtight.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44238,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"So it's a very simple argument of why I should be put in charge of southeast printer sales. Nobody has sold more printers in the northeast than me. Bottom line, I know the product. I get it!","text_w_direction":"So it's a very simple argument of why I should be put in charge of southeast printer sales. Nobody has sold more printers in the northeast than me. Bottom line, I know the product. I get it!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44239,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Receptionist","text":"Well, you got my vote.","text_w_direction":"Well, you got my vote.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44240,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh my God.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44241,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Gabe","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44242,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Most of all, I believe that character is destiny. And my character is one that- wait why are you smiling?","text_w_direction":"Most of all, I believe that character is destiny. And my character is one that- wait why are you smiling?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44243,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Gabe","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44244,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"What's with the smile?","text_w_direction":"What's with the smile?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44245,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Gabe","text":"You're doing great. You know, so good.","text_w_direction":"You're doing great. You know, so good.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44246,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"And my character is one that will never give up until greatness is on the horizon, behind us.","text_w_direction":"And my character is one that will never give up until greatness is on the horizon, behind us.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44247,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Gabe","text":"Dwight, that was a fantastic presentation. Put your hand on my hand. Flush! Ow!","text_w_direction":"Dwight, that was a fantastic presentation. Put your hand on my hand. Flush! [Gabe makes a flushing motion, Dwight twists Gabe's arm] Ow!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44248,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Take me to Robert.","text_w_direction":"Take me to Robert.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44249,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Gabe","text":"Ow! He went home.","text_w_direction":"Ow! He went home.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44250,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Take me to his house.","text_w_direction":"Take me to his house.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44251,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Gabe","text":"Uh, it's a condo and it's long-term business housing.","text_w_direction":"Uh, it's a condo and it's long-term business housing.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44252,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"You know where it is. Lead me there.","text_w_direction":"You know where it is. Lead me there.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44253,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Gabe","text":"Ow! Ow! Stephanie, help!","text_w_direction":"Ow! Ow! Stephanie, help!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44254,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Listen, you're a perfectly fine toilet. I'm just an extraordinary piece of crap. Let's go.","text_w_direction":"Listen, you're a perfectly fine toilet. I'm just an extraordinary piece of crap. Let's go.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44255,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Host","text":"Excuse me, sir, on the Dunder-Mifflin A-team? Excuse me, sir?","text_w_direction":"Excuse me, sir, on the Dunder-Mifflin A-team? Excuse me, sir?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44256,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44257,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Host","text":"I'm sure you're just checking your Grindr account... but you can't check smart phones during trivia, it's against the rules.","text_w_direction":"I'm sure you're just checking your Grindr account... [laughter] but you can't check smart phones during trivia, it's against the rules.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44258,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Ryan","text":"Okay, I'm turning it off.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I'm turning it off.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44259,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Host","text":"Okay, you're not turning it off.","text_w_direction":"Okay, you're not turning it off.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44260,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Ryan","text":"I won't look at it.","text_w_direction":"I won't look at it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44261,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Host","text":"Sir?","text_w_direction":"Sir?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44262,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Ryan","text":"I can't- I can't not touch it.","text_w_direction":"I can't- I can't not touch it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44263,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Host","text":"Okay, then we're going to have to take it away. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Okay, then we're going to have to take it away. [employee takes the phone] Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44264,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Ryan","text":"Look, I can't, I can't not have my phone. I'm sorry. I want to be with my phone.","text_w_direction":"Look, I can't, I can't not have my phone. I'm sorry. I want to be with my phone. [leaves]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44265,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Host","text":"All right, guys. After nine rounds, let's check the scores. In first place, with nine points, it's Aesop's Foibles. The Queerenstein Bears have seven points. Dunder-Mifflin A-Team has four points.","text_w_direction":"All right, guys. After nine rounds, let's check the scores. In first place, with nine points, it's Aesop's Foibles. [Oscar's team touches fingers] The Queerenstein Bears have seven points. [a team of hairy men growl] Dunder-Mifflin A-Team has four points.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44266,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"[claps] All right.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44267,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Host","text":"D.M. Backup Team has three points. The Einsteins have eight points. Ladies Gaga have five points.","text_w_direction":"D.M. Backup Team has three points. The Einsteins have eight points. [the \"just-for-fun\" Dunder-Mifflin team cheers] Ladies Gaga have five points. [more cheering]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44268,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"So the best chance of hitting our mark is now in the hands, and brains, of Kevin, Meredith, Erin and Kelly. Do I like these odds? My answer is no.","text_w_direction":"So the best chance of hitting our mark is now in the hands, and brains, of Kevin, Meredith, Erin and Kelly. Do I like these odds? My answer is no.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44269,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Which one is it?","text_w_direction":"Which one is it?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44270,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Gabe","text":"I don't know. All I know is the building.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. All I know is the building.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44271,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Robert! Robert California! Robert!","text_w_direction":"Robert! Robert California! Robert!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44272,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Robert","text":"Dwight! How nice of Gabe to show you where I live. Come around. 102.","text_w_direction":"Dwight! How nice of Gabe to show you where I live. Come around. 102.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44273,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Host","text":"All right guys, time's up. Who was the relatively unknown patent clerk who discovered that energy equals mass times the speed of light squared? Looks like everyone gets a point for Albert Einstein. Oh wait. Except for the Einsteins. That's all right. Which means the top three teams are going to finish it off in the speed round. So let's get everyone some bells. In third place we have the Einsteins.","text_w_direction":"All right guys, time's up. Who was the relatively unknown patent clerk who discovered that energy equals mass times the speed of light squared? Looks like everyone gets a point for Albert Einstein. Oh wait. Except for the Einsteins. That's all right. Which means the top three teams are going to finish it off in the speed round. So let's get everyone some bells. In third place we have the Einsteins.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44274,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh yeah!","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44275,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kelly","text":"What!","text_w_direction":"What! [cheers]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44276,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Host","text":"In second place, we have the Queerenstein Bears.","text_w_direction":"In second place, we have the Queerenstein Bears.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44277,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Queerenstein Bears","text":"Whoo! Let's go!","text_w_direction":"Whoo! Let's go!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44278,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Host","text":"And, in first place, is Aesop's Foibles.","text_w_direction":"And, in first place, is Aesop's Foibles.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44279,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar's friend","text":"Whoo!","text_w_direction":"Whoo!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44280,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah, we're going to get clobbered.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, we're going to get clobbered.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44281,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Host","text":"Ring it in when you know it. First question","text_w_direction":"Ring it in when you know it. First question","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44282,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Meredith","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44283,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"What is it?","text_w_direction":"What is it?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44284,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Meredith","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44285,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"I did my part, babe. I'm just the bell girl.","text_w_direction":"I did my part, babe. I'm just the bell girl. [Oscar rings bell]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44286,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Host","text":"Aesop's?","text_w_direction":"Aesop's?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44287,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar","text":"Salman Rushdie.","text_w_direction":"Salman Rushdie.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44288,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Host","text":"Salman Rushdie is correct. Heading out to sea, sailors. On a square-rigged ship, the sale set furthest forward is called what?","text_w_direction":"Salman Rushdie is correct. [applause] Heading out to sea, sailors. On a square-rigged ship, the sale set furthest forward is called what? [Erin rings bell]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44289,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Meredith","text":"Princess Ding-Dong, do not hit that bell unless-","text_w_direction":"Princess Ding-Dong, do not hit that bell unless-","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44290,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"Flying jib.","text_w_direction":"Flying jib.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44291,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Host","text":"Flying jib is correct for the Einsteins.","text_w_direction":"Flying jib is correct for the Einsteins. [cheers and applause]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44292,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Robert","text":"Shalom. Give us just a minute. Stu and I are just finishing up our lesson. Trust me. One nine-minute bout is a cardiovascular equivalent of running uphill for three hours. I could go to the gym three times a week or I can wrestle Stu once a month.","text_w_direction":"Shalom. [sighs] Give us just a minute. Stu and I are just finishing up our lesson. Trust me. One nine-minute bout is a cardiovascular equivalent of running uphill for three hours. [grunt] I could go to the gym three times a week or I can wrestle Stu once a month. [slaps the mat, they wrestle]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44293,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Stu","text":"Grab my knee!","text_w_direction":"Grab my knee!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44294,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Gabe","text":"Yay Robert!","text_w_direction":"Yay Robert!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44295,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Robert","text":"Guys, please help yourself to some drinks from the fridge.","text_w_direction":"Guys, please help yourself to some drinks from the fridge.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44296,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Host","text":"According to a recent survey, this is the most common learning disability among American adolescents.","text_w_direction":"According to a recent survey, this is the most common learning disability among American adolescents.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44297,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar's friend","text":"Boom! ADHD!","text_w_direction":"[rings bell] Boom! ADHD!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44298,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Host","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No. [another bell rings]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44299,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Meredith","text":"Wrong. The answer is dyslexia!","text_w_direction":"Wrong. The answer is dyslexia!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44300,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Host","text":"That's correct for the Einsteins.","text_w_direction":"That's correct for the Einsteins. [cheers and applause]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44301,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Whoo! Yeah!","text_w_direction":"[dances] Whoo! Yeah!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44302,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Host","text":"Sir-","text_w_direction":"Sir-","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44303,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Go Einsteins!","text_w_direction":"Go Einsteins!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44304,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Host","text":"Dial it back, this isn't Tail Feathers, okay?","text_w_direction":"Dial it back, this isn't Tail Feathers, okay? [laughter]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44305,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Robert","text":"They haven't really improved on the Oreo, have they?","text_w_direction":"They haven't really improved on the Oreo, have they?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44306,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"No thank you.","text_w_direction":"No thank you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44307,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Robert","text":"Sit down, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Sit down, Dwight.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44308,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Let me tell you why I should be the next manager with a riddle","text_w_direction":"Let me tell you why I should be the next manager with a riddle","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44309,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Robert","text":"You were dining alone? All those people are you?","text_w_direction":"You were dining alone? All those people are you?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44310,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes, exactly. Riddle number two","text_w_direction":"Yes, exactly. Riddle number two","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44311,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Robert","text":"Ah-ah-ah- your drive, your ambition. It would be wasted on a manager's job. And Florida, you don't want to live here. Even I don't want to live here. That's why I'm always at my place in Scranton. Florida is America's basement","text_w_direction":"Ah-ah-ah- your drive, your ambition. It would be wasted on a manager's job. And Florida, you don't want to live here. Even I don't want to live here. That's why I'm always at my place in Scranton. Florida is America's basement","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44312,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"N... it's complicated.","text_w_direction":"N... it's complicated.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44313,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Robert","text":"This medal was my grandfather's. He received it for acts of courage. For excellence. It's a tribute one man gives another. I could give you a job, Dwight. Why not let me give you something even better?","text_w_direction":"[holds a medal to the light] This medal was my grandfather's. He received it for acts of courage. For excellence. It's a tribute one man gives another. I could give you a job, Dwight. Why not let me give you something even better? [holds out medal]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44314,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"It's a job interview, not a flea market.","text_w_direction":"It's a job interview, not a flea market.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44315,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Robert","text":"Dwight, the job is not right for you. Now, when something comes along that is right for you, I'll try you out. Now get the hell out of my place.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, the job is not right for you. Now, when something comes along that is right for you, I'll try you out. Now get the hell out of my place.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44316,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44317,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Host","text":"Final round. Last two teams squaring off. I hope you're ready to play doctor. Our question is about health and the human body.","text_w_direction":"Final round. Last two teams squaring off. I hope you're ready to play doctor. Our question is about health and the human body.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44318,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, come on!","text_w_direction":"Oh, come on!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44319,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Host","text":"The standard American analog scale has a maximum capacity of what weight?","text_w_direction":"The standard American analog scale has a maximum capacity of what weight? [bell rings]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44320,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kevin","text":"Three hundred pounds!","text_w_direction":"Three hundred pounds!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44321,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Host","text":"Point for the Einsteins. Here's your final question. Cinephiles, put on your memory berets","text_w_direction":"Point for the Einsteins. [applause] Here's your final question. Cinephiles, put on your memory berets","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44322,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar","text":"Le titre du film est Le Scaphandre et le Papillon.","text_w_direction":"[rings bell, answers in French] Le titre du film est Le Scaphandre et le Papillon.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44323,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar's friend","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44324,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Host","text":"I'm sorry, no. Over to the Einsteins.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, no. Over to the Einsteins.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44325,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kevin","text":"Les Jolies Choses.","text_w_direction":"[rings bell] Les Jolies Choses.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44326,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Meredith","text":"Are you sure?","text_w_direction":"Are you sure?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44327,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kevin","text":"Marie Cotillard exposes herself a number of times in that film.","text_w_direction":"Marie Cotillard exposes herself a number of times in that film.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44328,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Host","text":"The Einsteins win it!","text_w_direction":"The Einsteins win it! [applause]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44329,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar","text":"No! Come on!","text_w_direction":"No! Come on!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44330,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kevin","text":"Look, I know it's easy to say tonight was just a fluke, and maybe it was, but here's a piece of trivia","text_w_direction":"Look, I know it's easy to say tonight was just a fluke, and maybe it was, but here's a piece of trivia","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44331,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Stonewall Host","text":"Welcome to the Stonewall Alliance Trivia Championships! First prize is forty-five hundred dollars!","text_w_direction":"Welcome to the Stonewall Alliance Trivia Championships! First prize is forty-five hundred dollars!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44332,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kevin","text":"Let's just do our thing, collect our hardware and get the hell home.","text_w_direction":"Let's just do our thing, collect our hardware and get the hell home.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44333,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Stonewall Host","text":"Riboflavin.","text_w_direction":"Riboflavin.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44334,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kevin","text":"Riboflavin?","text_w_direction":"[holds up \"Robitussin\"] Riboflavin?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44335,"season":8,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Trivia","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Stonewall Host","text":"Michigan. The President of the United States is \"P.O.T.U.S.\" John Steinbeck wrote The Grapes of Wrath.","text_w_direction":"Michigan. [Kevin holds up \"A Mitten\"] The President of the United States is \"P.O.T.U.S.\" [Kevin holds up \"P.O.T.A.T.O.\"] John Steinbeck wrote The Grapes of Wrath. [Kevin holds up \"The California Raisins\"]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1488,"air_date":"2012-01-12"}
{"index":44336,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, ugh. What is this, a meatball? Really?","text_w_direction":"Oh, ugh. [stands and looks at meatball in chair] What is this, a meatball? Really? [Stanley laughs]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44337,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"It's always more fun to mess with Dwight with an audience. That was usually Pam so now that she's out I had to find someone else. Turns out that Stanley is quite the comedy fan. But not everything makes him laugh. He has very specific tastes. Through a painstaking process of trial and error, I've found out what he likes. And it's really weird.","text_w_direction":"It's always more fun to mess with Dwight with an audience. That was usually Pam so now that she's out I had to find someone else. Turns out that Stanley is quite the comedy fan. But not everything makes him laugh. He has very specific tastes. Through a painstaking process of trial and error, I've found out what he likes. And it's really weird.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44338,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim, come on! That's so juvenile! What the-","text_w_direction":"Jim, come on! That's so juvenile! What the- [opens drawer full of meatballs]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44339,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Stanley","text":"You've been meatballed!","text_w_direction":"You've been meatballed! [laughs]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44340,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Ugh.","text_w_direction":"Ugh.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44341,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Stanley","text":"Are you ready for some meatball?","text_w_direction":"Are you ready for some meatball?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44342,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Aw, man. This is not very clever, Jim.","text_w_direction":"Aw, man. [Stanley laughs] This is not very clever, Jim.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44343,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44344,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Stanley","text":"Look for your stapler!","text_w_direction":"Look for your stapler!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44345,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Really Jim? Really? Very funny.","text_w_direction":"[Dwight finds stapler in giant meatball] Really Jim? Really? Very funny.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44346,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Stanley","text":"Oh okay. Good night. What's the haul?","text_w_direction":"[to Phyllis] Oh okay. Good night. [climbs in to Dwight's car] What's the haul?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44347,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Thirty-two meatballs.","text_w_direction":"Thirty-two meatballs.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44348,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Stanley","text":"Good day.","text_w_direction":"Good day.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44349,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"That idiot's been feeding us for a week.","text_w_direction":"That idiot's been feeding us for a week.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44350,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Stanley","text":"We'll never have to buy meatballs again.","text_w_direction":"We'll never have to buy meatballs again.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44351,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Dunder Mifflin. Jessica, hi! How are you? Oh yay, that's so great to hear.","text_w_direction":"[phone rings] Dunder Mifflin. Jessica, hi! How are you? Oh yay, that's so great to hear.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44352,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"I'm not going to be one of those exes who can't move on. They have their life and I have mine. I'm taking an Italian class. So far I've learned tortellini, spagettini, linguini... Well it's not so much a class as a restaurant, but I do Monday, Wednesday, Friday from seven to nine.","text_w_direction":"I'm not going to be one of those exes who can't move on. They have their life and I have mine. I'm taking an Italian class. So far I've learned tortellini, spagettini, linguini... Well it's not so much a class as a restaurant, but I do Monday, Wednesday, Friday from seven to nine.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44353,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"I will patch you through right now. You sound really pretty today. Okay.","text_w_direction":"I will patch you through right now. You sound really pretty today. Okay.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44354,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Jessica! I love you! That's a message from my mom.","text_w_direction":"Jessica! I love you! That's a message from my mom.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44355,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"My parents met Jessica and they completely flipped for her so they gave me this old family ring to use on her. I know, whoa! Pump the breaks, Bernard, too early! I get it. I just, you know, I'm just carrying it around, seeing how it feels. I haven't proposed to anyone in years... Mom took the main diamond out, she thought that had more of a my little brother kind of vibe to it, but...","text_w_direction":"My parents met Jessica and they completely flipped for her so they gave me this old family ring to use on her. I know, whoa! Pump the breaks, Bernard, too early! I get it. I just, you know, I'm just carrying it around, seeing how it feels. I haven't proposed to anyone in years... Mom took the main diamond out, she thought that had more of a my little brother kind of vibe to it, but...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44356,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Whoa, looks pretty nice. Got a little bit of a Shining vibe, though.","text_w_direction":"[Robert is looking at pictures of a house online] Whoa, looks pretty nice. Got a little bit of a Shining vibe, though.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44357,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Oscar","text":"Oh, who needs a house that size?","text_w_direction":"Oh, who needs a house that size?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44358,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Big. Stupid. Pure chump bait.","text_w_direction":"Big. Stupid. Pure chump bait.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44359,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Robert","text":"I'm selling the house, actually.","text_w_direction":"I'm selling the house, actually.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44360,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"You know, there's a glare from over here... oh wow, that's magnificent.","text_w_direction":"You know, there's a glare from over here... oh wow, that's magnificent.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44361,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Robert","text":"It's mid-recession in a depressed area of a faltering state and I've got the most expensive house on the market. The one percent are suffering too, people. I wanted it to be my Playboy mansion. A temple to wine, revelry, s*x, intrigue... this was hot on the heels of Eyes Wide Shut, mind you. Then I met my wife, she moved in, made it her own. Now she's left me and forced me to sell the place. The ultimate insult? They're calling my speakeasy lounge a rumpus room. Does my turmoil amuse you, Jim?","text_w_direction":"It's mid-recession in a depressed area of a faltering state and I've got the most expensive house on the market. The one percent are suffering too, people. I wanted it to be my Playboy mansion. A temple to wine, revelry, s*x, intrigue... this was hot on the heels of Eyes Wide Shut, mind you. Then I met my wife, she moved in, made it her own. Now she's left me and forced me to sell the place. The ultimate insult? They're calling my speakeasy lounge a rumpus room. [Jim laughs] Does my turmoil amuse you, Jim?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44362,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"I'm sorry, I thought you were making a joke.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, I thought you were making a joke.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44363,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Robert","text":"What could you possibly have found funny in what I said? What was the joke you thought you heard?","text_w_direction":"What could you possibly have found funny in what I said? What was the joke you thought you heard?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44364,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"I guess I thought you were approaching it with more of a sarcasm than misery. Kind of laughing at your own pain, sad clown thing.","text_w_direction":"I guess I thought you were approaching it with more of a sarcasm than misery. Kind of laughing at your own pain, sad clown thing.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44365,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Robert","text":"Oh yes. How hilarious it is to laugh at clowns, the painted jesters of the dying circus industry. Very funny, Jim. I get it.","text_w_direction":"Oh yes. How hilarious it is to laugh at clowns, the painted jesters of the dying circus industry. Very funny, Jim. I get it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44366,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Um, I'm getting reports of a serious outbreak of the grumpies in here.","text_w_direction":"Um, I'm getting reports of a serious outbreak of the grumpies in here.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44367,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Robert","text":"A beautiful monster cost me my forties and my dream home. I think I'm entitled to the occasional bad day.","text_w_direction":"A beautiful monster cost me my forties and my dream home. I think I'm entitled to the occasional bad day.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44368,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Well, please tell Susan we all say hi.","text_w_direction":"Well, please tell Susan we all say hi.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44369,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kevin","text":"Dude, what if, since you're feeling grumpy, we all swing by tonight and check out your indoor pool?","text_w_direction":"Dude, what if, since you're feeling grumpy, we all swing by tonight and check out your indoor pool? [Robert laughs]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44370,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Oscar","text":"Kevin, no.","text_w_direction":"Kevin, no.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44371,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Robert","text":"What, as some sort of last hoorah?","text_w_direction":"What, as some sort of last hoorah?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44372,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah. All of us in the pool, saying hoorah. Maybe the last one that says hoorah is it.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. All of us in the pool, saying hoorah. Maybe the last one that says hoorah is it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44373,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Robert","text":"You know I suppose someone should enjoy the place before I hand it over to the staging experts at Remax tomorrow. Let's try this","text_w_direction":"You know I suppose someone should enjoy the place before I hand it over to the staging experts at Remax tomorrow. Let's try this","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44374,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kevin","text":"Hey Oscar, was that you who just created a party out of thin air or was it me?","text_w_direction":"Hey Oscar, was that you who just created a party out of thin air or was it me?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44375,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Oscar","text":"That was you, Kevin.","text_w_direction":"That was you, Kevin.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44376,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kevin","text":"It was me.","text_w_direction":"It was me.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44377,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Meredith","text":"You going tonight, kiddo? Cause I can give you a lift.","text_w_direction":"You going tonight, kiddo? Cause I can give you a lift.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44378,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, I don't know, Meredith. It seems like you shouldn't drive maybe ever.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I don't know, Meredith. It seems like you shouldn't drive maybe ever.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44379,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Meredith","text":"It's no problem. You live right near me.","text_w_direction":"It's no problem. You live right near me.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44380,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"How do you know where I live?","text_w_direction":"How do you know where I live?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44381,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Meredith","text":"Andy followed you home after the Christmas party.","text_w_direction":"Andy followed you home after the Christmas party.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44382,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44383,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Meredith","text":"He wanted to make sure California didn't put it in you.","text_w_direction":"He wanted to make sure California didn't put it in you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44384,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Oh. Come on.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Come on.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44385,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Wow. Andy's such a weird stalker. Following me home like that when he has a girlfriend? I should get a restraining order.","text_w_direction":"Wow. Andy's such a weird stalker. Following me home like that when he has a girlfriend? I should get a restraining order. [squeaks]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44386,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Angela","text":"Oh, it is warm.","text_w_direction":"[sticks a hand in the pool] Oh, it is warm.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44387,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Cathy","text":"It's almost too warm.","text_w_direction":"It's almost too warm.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44388,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Gabe","text":"I'm feeling eighty-two, eighty-two and a half.","text_w_direction":"I'm feeling eighty-two, eighty-two and a half.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44389,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Ryan","text":"Oh, so close. Eighty-one.","text_w_direction":"Oh, so close. Eighty-one.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44390,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Gabe","text":"Well, we'll say its eight-two and it'll be our secret.","text_w_direction":"[to Cathy] Well, we'll say its eight-two and it'll be our secret.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44391,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Cathy","text":"Hey, late guy.","text_w_direction":"[to Jim] Hey, late guy.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44392,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Hey. Wow. Just stopping by. Got another party to go to. A wife and two kids at home party.","text_w_direction":"Hey. Wow. Just stopping by. Got another party to go to. A wife and two kids at home party.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44393,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44394,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"DJ Pam Halpert is spinning some serious Radio Disney tonight.","text_w_direction":"DJ Pam Halpert is spinning some serious Radio Disney tonight.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44395,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"You're looking at the master of leaving parties early. They key is, you have to make a strong impression, so you want to have a picture taken, you want to say some peculiar non sequitur that people remember, you want to note something unique, a talking point, for later. I don't mean to brag, but New Year's Eve, I was home by nine.","text_w_direction":"You're looking at the master of leaving parties early. They key is, you have to make a strong impression, so you want to have a picture taken, you want to say some peculiar non sequitur that people remember, you want to note something unique, a talking point, for later. I don't mean to brag, but New Year's Eve, I was home by nine.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44396,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Robert, just wanted to grab you one second. This place is amazing, by the way.","text_w_direction":"Robert, just wanted to grab you one second. This place is amazing, by the way.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44397,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Robert","text":"You should see the whole thing.","text_w_direction":"You should see the whole thing.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44398,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"I bet I should. That's beautiful, I'm going to email that to you.","text_w_direction":"I bet I should. [takes cell phone photo] That's beautiful, I'm going to email that to you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44399,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Robert","text":"I'm just about to give the tour.","text_w_direction":"I'm just about to give the tour.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44400,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"All right-","text_w_direction":"All right-","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44401,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Robert","text":"Join us. You must see what you were laughing about.","text_w_direction":"Join us. You must see what you were laughing about.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44402,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"I must...","text_w_direction":"I must...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44403,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jessica","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"[looks at pool] Wow.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44404,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, it's pretty serious poolage.","text_w_direction":"[hides ring] Yeah, it's pretty serious poolage.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44405,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jessica","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"[sees Andy's hand in his pocket] What are you doing?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44406,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Hmm? Flicking a bug off my wiener.","text_w_direction":"Hmm? Flicking a bug off my wiener. [they both laugh]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44407,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jessica","text":"Gross. I'm getting a drink. Do you want anything?","text_w_direction":"Gross. I'm getting a drink. Do you want anything?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44408,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"No, I'm good.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm good.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44409,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Funny how we can be surrounded by people and still feel so lonely. Hi.","text_w_direction":"[runs to Andy] Funny how we can be surrounded by people and still feel so lonely. Hi.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44410,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44411,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"How is everything? How's your car?","text_w_direction":"How is everything? How's your car?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44412,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"It's great. You know. Reliable. Great mileage.","text_w_direction":"It's great. You know. Reliable. Great mileage.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44413,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Is that so? How about this weekend we take that sucker to a duck pond or something? Maybe get caught in the rain?","text_w_direction":"Is that so? How about this weekend we take that sucker to a duck pond or something? Maybe get caught in the rain?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44414,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Well, I can't. I'm going skiing with Jessica. you know, a couple of dopes on the slopes.","text_w_direction":"Well, I can't. I'm going skiing with Jessica. you know, a couple of dopes on the slopes.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44415,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, like a goodbye trip.","text_w_direction":"Oh, like a goodbye trip.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44416,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"No. What?","text_w_direction":"No. What?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44417,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jessica","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44418,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44419,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"I guess Andy isn't totally over his current girlfriend. But, if he was jealous once before then maybe I can make him jealous again. Just not with Robert. He told me he was a ride I wouldn't survive, and I believe him.","text_w_direction":"I guess Andy isn't totally over his current girlfriend. But, if he was jealous once before then maybe I can make him jealous again. Just not with Robert. He told me he was a ride I wouldn't survive, and I believe him.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44420,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"Val. You made it.","text_w_direction":"Val. You made it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44421,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Val","text":"Yup, yup.","text_w_direction":"Yup, yup.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44422,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"Uh oh, look at this. Red plastic cup, red plastic cup. How about that?","text_w_direction":"Uh oh, look at this. Red plastic cup, red plastic cup. How about that?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44423,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Val","text":"You know, you are just as dumb at night.","text_w_direction":"You know, you are just as dumb at night.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44424,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"Mmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmm. [they clink cups]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44425,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"All right, theres- this would be no problem. I could swim under, one breath.","text_w_direction":"All right, theres- this would be no problem. I could swim under, one breath.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44426,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jessica","text":"No, show me.","text_w_direction":"No, show me.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44427,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44428,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jessica","text":"Dive in right here.","text_w_direction":"Dive in right here.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44429,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"In a minute. In a minute.","text_w_direction":"In a minute. In a minute.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44430,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jessica","text":"Okay. You don't know what you're doing.","text_w_direction":"Okay. You don't know what you're doing.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44431,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"A minute would be cool.","text_w_direction":"A minute would be cool.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44432,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Hey, Dwight Snoot.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Dwight Snoot.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44433,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"What-","text_w_direction":"What-","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44434,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"What you doing?","text_w_direction":"What you doing?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44435,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm relaxing. Scram.","text_w_direction":"I'm relaxing. Scram. [pushes her]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44436,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Ow.","text_w_direction":"Ow.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44437,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, Stanley. Um, what happened to my pants?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Stanley. Um, what happened to my pants?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44438,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Stanley","text":"I moved them. Pants only need a chair if there's a person in them.","text_w_direction":"I moved them. Pants only need a chair if there's a person in them.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44439,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Where...","text_w_direction":"Where... [finds pants, looks for ring]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44440,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Come on, don't you want to play?","text_w_direction":"Come on, don't you want to play?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44441,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh really?","text_w_direction":"Oh really?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44442,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44443,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, you want to play you little hick?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you want to play you little hick? [kicks her in to the pool, Erin screams]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44444,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kevin","text":"Whoa.","text_w_direction":"Whoa.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44445,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Angela","text":"Dwight! Oh my gosh! Dwight!","text_w_direction":"Dwight! Oh my gosh! Dwight!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44446,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Robert","text":"Here we have the parlor. I imagined people would set down their coats and symbolically their inhibitions. This was the gateway. You enter this room a lawyer, a doctor, a teacher, a judge, but beyond it you're simply a pen1s, a v*g1n*, hunger, ache. Susan used it as a Pilates studio.","text_w_direction":"Here we have the parlor. I imagined people would set down their coats and symbolically their inhibitions. This was the gateway. You enter this room a lawyer, a doctor, a teacher, a judge, but beyond it you're simply a pen1s, a v*g1n*, hunger, ache. Susan used it as a Pilates studio.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44447,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Oscar","text":"Holy cow!","text_w_direction":"[sees wine collection] Holy cow!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44448,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Robert","text":"Wine collection.","text_w_direction":"Wine collection.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44449,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Oscar","text":"How many bottles? Three hundred?","text_w_direction":"How many bottles? Three hundred?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44450,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Robert","text":"About twelve hundred. What the hell, grab a bottle. Less inventory for the lawyers.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] About twelve hundred. What the hell, grab a bottle. Less inventory for the lawyers.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44451,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Oscar","text":"Toby! Chateau Margaux ninety-five. You know your wine.","text_w_direction":"Toby! Chateau Margaux ninety-five. You know your wine.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44452,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Toby","text":"Well, and you have a... yes, a- d- another chateau.","text_w_direction":"Well, and you have a... yes, a- d- another chateau.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44453,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Ryan","text":"Robert, you are too kind.","text_w_direction":"Robert, you are too kind.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44454,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Robert","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44455,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Gabe","text":"Too kind doesn't begin to cover it.","text_w_direction":"Too kind doesn't begin to cover it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44456,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Ryan","text":"With ammunition like this we are in for quite a night, you and me.","text_w_direction":"With ammunition like this we are in for quite a night, you and me.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44457,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Gabe","text":"And Gabe-y makes three.","text_w_direction":"And Gabe-y makes three.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44458,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Robert, thank you. Thank you for this. Thank you for all this. This night's been magical.","text_w_direction":"Robert, thank you. Thank you for this. Thank you for all this. This night's been magical.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44459,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Robert","text":"Jim, come see this next room. I think you especially would like it.","text_w_direction":"Jim, come see this next room. I think you especially would like it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44460,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Really? Why?","text_w_direction":"Really? Why?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44461,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Robert","text":"I don't know. Maybe not. Just come.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. Maybe not. Just come.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44462,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"[Dwight dunks her] Oh!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44463,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"You regret attacking me now, hick? Huh?","text_w_direction":"[laughs] You regret attacking me now, hick? Huh?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44464,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Stop it. Dwight, I was flirting with you. I was trying to use you to make Andy jealous.","text_w_direction":"Stop it. Dwight, I was flirting with you. I was trying to use you to make Andy jealous.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44465,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm not going to help you. Why would you choose me? Because I'm mighty? Because I'm the manliest man in the office? I'll do it.","text_w_direction":"I'm not going to help you. Why would you choose me? Because I'm mighty? Because I'm the manliest man in the office? I'll do it. [he picks her up]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44466,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Oh Dwight!","text_w_direction":"[giggles] Oh Dwight!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44467,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Stop.","text_w_direction":"[giggles] Stop.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44468,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"You stop.","text_w_direction":"You stop.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44469,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"No, you stop.","text_w_direction":"No, you stop.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44470,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"No, you stop.","text_w_direction":"No, you stop.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44471,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Is he looking? Oh. You can stop.","text_w_direction":"[to camera] Is he looking? [shakes her head] Oh. You can stop.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44472,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, you can stop.","text_w_direction":"Okay, you can stop.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44473,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"No, no, no, he's not looking.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, he's not looking.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44474,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"No, you can stop.","text_w_direction":"No, you can stop.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44475,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"You can actually stop.","text_w_direction":"You can actually stop.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44476,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kelly","text":"Whoa, you guys, I just found this insane engagement ring. Is anyone missing this?","text_w_direction":"Whoa, you guys, I just found this insane engagement ring. Is anyone missing this?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44477,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Meredith","text":"The main stone's missing.","text_w_direction":"The main stone's missing.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44478,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kelly","text":"I don't know. It looks pretty great to me.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. It looks pretty great to me.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44479,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Robert","text":"I pictured myself here every night eating a leg of mutton, the juices dripping down my bare chest, wiping my fingers on the walls. Then I met the vegan.","text_w_direction":"I pictured myself here every night eating a leg of mutton, the juices dripping down my bare chest, wiping my fingers on the walls. Then I met the vegan.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44480,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Good night.","text_w_direction":"Good night.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44481,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Oscar","text":"To the kitchen!","text_w_direction":"[raises wine bottle] To the kitchen!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44482,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"All","text":"To the kitchen!","text_w_direction":"To the kitchen!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44483,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Robert","text":"To the kitchen. Onward!","text_w_direction":"To the kitchen. Onward!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44484,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Oscar","text":"Toby, what's compelling about this is the note of persimmon. Right?","text_w_direction":"Toby, what's compelling about this is the note of persimmon. Right?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44485,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Toby","text":"Note? It's a symphony.","text_w_direction":"Note? It's a symphony.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44486,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Oscar","text":"Okay, you have to join my wine-tasting club.","text_w_direction":"Okay, you have to join my wine-tasting club.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44487,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Toby","text":"I would love that.","text_w_direction":"I would love that.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44488,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Toby","text":"Toby, you are playing a dangerous game. Guess I'm through the gateway now, though, right?","text_w_direction":"Toby, you are playing a dangerous game. Guess I'm through the gateway now, though, right?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44489,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"You know, I don't think I've ever been in this exact angle before. I was scared at first, but I like it.","text_w_direction":"[to Val] You know, I don't think I've ever been in this exact angle before. I was scared at first, but I like it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44490,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Meredith","text":"You guys got to try this pool. No top scum, no band-aids. This thing is choice.","text_w_direction":"You guys got to try this pool. No top scum, no band-aids. This thing is choice.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44491,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Val","text":"You in?","text_w_direction":"You in?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44492,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah, sure, sure. I'll be right in.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, sure, sure. I'll be right in.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44493,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"I've been working out. But, the problem is, I've been building muscle underneath. And that top layer hasn't burned off yet. Awkward stage.","text_w_direction":"I've been working out. But, the problem is, I've been building muscle underneath. And that top layer hasn't burned off yet. Awkward stage.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44494,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Ah, mmm. So good. Now take a chip, crush it into my face, really rub the grease around. Do it. Now rub it in. Oh, yeah, that's so good. Ah...","text_w_direction":"[he and Erin feed each other chips] Ah, mmm. So good. Now take a chip, crush it into my face, really rub the grease around. Do it. Now rub it in. Oh, yeah, that's so good. Ah...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44495,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Andy's not even looking. I think sexy eating is a dead end.","text_w_direction":"Andy's not even looking. I think sexy eating is a dead end.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44496,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Damn it.","text_w_direction":"Damn it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44497,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"What is the most romantic possible thing?","text_w_direction":"What is the most romantic possible thing?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44498,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"We can get some chicken fights going in the pool.","text_w_direction":"We can get some chicken fights going in the pool.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44499,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Dwight, that's just- that's really perfect. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, that's just- that's really perfect. Thank you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44500,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Both","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes! [they high five and jump in the pool]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44501,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Angela","text":"You're in my way!","text_w_direction":"You're in my way!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44502,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Andy, Dwight and I challenge you and Jess to a chicken fight. Winner take all.","text_w_direction":"Andy, Dwight and I challenge you and Jess to a chicken fight. Winner take all.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44503,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Chicken fight!","text_w_direction":"Chicken fight!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44504,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"No thanks.","text_w_direction":"No thanks.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44505,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Dang it! What the heck already?","text_w_direction":"Dang it! What the heck already?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44506,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, Cathy. Chicken fight!","text_w_direction":"Hey, Cathy. Chicken fight!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44507,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Cathy","text":"Okay, yeah. Who's going to be my partner? Where's Jim?","text_w_direction":"Okay, yeah. Who's going to be my partner? Where's Jim?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44508,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kevin","text":"I'm right here! Cold. Cold. Come on, Cath.","text_w_direction":"I'm right here! [gets in pool] Cold. Cold. Come on, Cath.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44509,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah- oh!","text_w_direction":"Yeah- oh!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44510,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Yes! Woo!","text_w_direction":"[knocks Cathy off Kevin's shoulders] Yes! Woo!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44511,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Woohoo! Yes!","text_w_direction":"Woohoo! Yes!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44512,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Dwight, our chemistry is really clicking. We work so well together.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, our chemistry is really clicking. We work so well together.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44513,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"I know. I could just bang you right now.","text_w_direction":"I know. I could just bang you right now.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44514,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"He's not looking. Hey!","text_w_direction":"He's not looking. [Dwight dumps her in the pool] Hey!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44515,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Robert","text":"I had two bears sewn together to make this king-size. Total waste of two bears.","text_w_direction":"I had two bears sewn together to make this king-size. Total waste of two bears.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44516,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"To both these bears.","text_w_direction":"To both these bears.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44517,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Ryan","text":"To both these bears.","text_w_direction":"To both these bears.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44518,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Toby","text":"Bears.","text_w_direction":"Bears.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44519,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Oscar","text":"To both these bears.","text_w_direction":"To both these bears.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44520,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Robert","text":"When I put in the screening room, I bought three movies","text_w_direction":"When I put in the screening room, I bought three movies","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44521,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Ryan","text":"I mean, it's clearly meant for watching erotic cinema.","text_w_direction":"I mean, it's clearly meant for watching erotic cinema.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44522,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Gabe","text":"Yup. We could watch some right now if you want. I got a Korean film on my iPod if you want to just- if you have the cables.","text_w_direction":"Yup. We could watch some right now if you want. I got a Korean film on my iPod if you want to just- if you have the cables.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44523,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Kelly, that's a crazy ring you found.","text_w_direction":"Kelly, that's a crazy ring you found.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44524,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kelly","text":"Yeah, thanks. I'm really glad I found it.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, thanks. I'm really glad I found it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44525,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"I can't believe you're wearing it. Are you not superstitious at all?","text_w_direction":"I can't believe you're wearing it. Are you not superstitious at all?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44526,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kelly","text":"Shh. Of course I'm superstitious. What are you talking about?","text_w_direction":"Shh. Of course I'm superstitious. What are you talking about?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44527,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"The ring of a failed marriage might have some sinister energy, right? Am I just being silly?","text_w_direction":"The ring of a failed marriage might have some sinister energy, right? Am I just being silly?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44528,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh, I don't think you're being silly.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I don't think you're being silly.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44529,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh God.","text_w_direction":"Oh God. [takes off ring]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44530,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"You know what, I can just sell it and put the money in the party fund.","text_w_direction":"You know what, I can just sell it and put the money in the party fund.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44531,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Phyllis","text":"Then another woman will get it. We can't allow that. We have to destroy it.","text_w_direction":"[snatches ring] Then another woman will get it. We can't allow that. We have to destroy it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44532,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jessica","text":"Come on. Let's chicken fight those two.","text_w_direction":"[to Andy] Come on. Let's chicken fight those two.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44533,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Val","text":"How was that?","text_w_direction":"[comes up from under water] How was that?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44534,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kevin","text":"Okay. Watch my toes.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Watch my toes. [does hand stand]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44535,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey Val. Want a beer? It might taste better than that pool water you've been drinking.","text_w_direction":"Hey Val. Want a beer? It might taste better than that pool water you've been drinking.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44536,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Val","text":"No, I'm good. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm good. Thank you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44537,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"Cool.","text_w_direction":"Cool.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44538,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Val","text":"Cool. Does Darryl not swim?","text_w_direction":"Cool. [to Kevin] Does Darryl not swim?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44539,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kevin","text":"That's racist! I don't know. But I would say, by looking at him, no, Darryl does not swim.","text_w_direction":"That's racist! I don't know. But I would say, by looking at him, no, Darryl does not swim.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44540,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jessica","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"[knocks Erin off Dwight's shoulders] Yes!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44541,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44542,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Maybe we should take a little break.","text_w_direction":"[to Erin] Maybe we should take a little break.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44543,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Dwight, we've got this. I promise. I will not leave your shoulders, no matter what.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, we've got this. I promise. I will not leave your shoulders, no matter what.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44544,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44545,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"One more?","text_w_direction":"One more?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44546,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44547,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jessica","text":"Yeah! Great!","text_w_direction":"Yeah! Great! [others cheer and clap]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44548,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Mush, mush, mush! Come on!","text_w_direction":"Mush, mush, mush! Come on!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44549,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Go!","text_w_direction":"Go!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44550,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Go! Okay. Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Go! Okay. Yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44551,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jessica","text":"Here we go! Yes!","text_w_direction":"Here we go! [knocks Erin over] Yes!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44552,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Yay! Whoa!","text_w_direction":"Yay! [Erin comes back up] Whoa!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44553,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kevin","text":"Wow!","text_w_direction":"Wow!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44554,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"I cannot believe you're still up!","text_w_direction":"I cannot believe you're still up!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44555,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jessica","text":"I cannot believe it either.","text_w_direction":"I cannot believe it either.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44556,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"I've got this! Charge! Go! Go!","text_w_direction":"I've got this! [Dwight gasps] Charge! Go! Go! [Dwight sinks]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44557,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Dwight are you okay? Hey, damn it-","text_w_direction":"[muffled] Dwight are you okay? Hey, damn it-","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44558,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Erin, did we win?","text_w_direction":"[coughs up water] Erin, did we win?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44559,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Sure. Sure we did.","text_w_direction":"Sure. Sure we did.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44560,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"You're lying. We didn't win.","text_w_direction":"You're lying. We didn't win.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44561,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Hey, hey, hey Dwight. It's okay. Just rest. Just rest.","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey, hey Dwight. It's okay. Just rest. Just rest.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44562,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kelly","text":"You've broken up your last couple, you evil ring. Do it.","text_w_direction":"You've broken up your last couple, you evil ring. Do it. [Meredith sets fire to paper ring boat]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44563,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Angela","text":"We're in the pool!","text_w_direction":"We're in the pool!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44564,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Meredith","text":"Shut it, Angela.","text_w_direction":"Shut it, Angela.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44565,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Ugh. Same old party, same old people. Am I right? Reminds me of Phyllis's birthday.","text_w_direction":"Ugh. Same old party, same old people. Am I right? Reminds me of Phyllis's birthday.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44566,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Ooh, do not remind me of Phyllis's birthday.","text_w_direction":"Ooh, do not remind me of Phyllis's birthday.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44567,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"I know. But boy, that Erin. She sure is a ripe little tiger, isn't she? Rroww! And to think, I always thought of her as a second Meredith. Respectfully, I don't want us walking into a similar Angela kind of situation.","text_w_direction":"I know. [laughs] But boy, that Erin. She sure is a ripe little tiger, isn't she? Rroww! And to think, I always thought of her as a second Meredith. Respectfully, I don't want us walking into a similar Angela kind of situation.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44568,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Mmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmm.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44569,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"So I just want to make sure that you are completely, one hundred percent done with Erin.","text_w_direction":"So I just want to make sure that you are completely, one hundred percent done with Erin.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44570,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Last I checked, I'm with Jessica. And I like to get my monog on. It's monogamy for my hog 'n me.","text_w_direction":"Last I checked, I'm with Jessica. And I like to get my monog on. It's monogamy for my hog 'n me.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44571,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Not what I asked.","text_w_direction":"Not what I asked.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44572,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"We're done. Erin and I are over.","text_w_direction":"We're done. Erin and I are over.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44573,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"So then you won't mind if tonight I just go crazy on her, just go nuts, rrargh. With s*x.","text_w_direction":"So then you won't mind if tonight I just go crazy on her, just go nuts, rrargh. With s*x.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44574,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Have at it. Or take it slow. Whatever you guys work out.","text_w_direction":"Have at it. Or take it slow. Whatever you guys work out.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44575,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"You're an idiot.","text_w_direction":"[sighs] You're an idiot.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44576,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kevin","text":"Kelly, that is mine! This is mine!","text_w_direction":"Kelly, that is mine! This is mine! [Val, Erin and Kevin play with pool noodles]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44577,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Uh-uh. Uh-uh.","text_w_direction":"Uh-uh. Uh-uh.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44578,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kevin","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44579,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Val","text":"Oh I've got him!","text_w_direction":"Oh I've got him!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44580,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"Cannonball! Let's do this!","text_w_direction":"Cannonball! [jumps in pool] Let's do this!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44581,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"[Erin swims up with ring] Wow.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44582,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"So I kind of stepped on this. I think it's yours.","text_w_direction":"So I kind of stepped on this. I think it's yours.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44583,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah. Oh wow. How did you know it was mine?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Oh wow. How did you know it was mine?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44584,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"The Bernard family seal. Duh.","text_w_direction":"The Bernard family seal. Duh.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44585,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Duh.","text_w_direction":"Duh.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44586,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Sorry if your special night was ruined.","text_w_direction":"Sorry if your special night was ruined.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44587,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, whoa. Whoa, no, it's not a special night.","text_w_direction":"Oh, whoa. Whoa, no, it's not a special night.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44588,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, you weren't going to do that?","text_w_direction":"Oh, you weren't going to do that?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44589,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Honestly Erin, I don't know what I'm doing. I... I just... I don't know. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Honestly Erin, I don't know what I'm doing. I... I just... I don't know. Thank you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44590,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Andy's confused. That's not what I was hoping for, but it's not so bad either. I can live with confused. I get confused. I totally get confused.","text_w_direction":"Andy's confused. That's not what I was hoping for, but it's not so bad either. I can live with confused. I get confused. I totally get confused.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44591,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Robert","text":"And of course, the pool. The ultimate lubricant for any wild evening. It was here that my parties would have crescendoed into true madness.","text_w_direction":"And of course, the pool. The ultimate lubricant for any wild evening. It was here that my parties would have crescendoed into true madness.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44592,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"To madness.","text_w_direction":"To madness.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44593,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Ryan","text":"To madness.","text_w_direction":"To madness.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44594,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Toby","text":"To madness.","text_w_direction":"To madness. [Robert laughs]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44595,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Meredith","text":"To madness.","text_w_direction":"To madness.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44596,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, um, I think you parked my car in. Is there any way you can move your van?","text_w_direction":"Hey, um, I think you parked my car in. Is there any way you can move your van?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44597,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Meredith","text":"Oh, I'm sorry. When I got here, I put my keys in a bowl.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'm sorry. When I got here, I put my keys in a bowl.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44598,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Are you serious?","text_w_direction":"Are you serious?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44599,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Ryan","text":"Robert, I want you to know, I'm here to rock with you as late as you want, man.","text_w_direction":"Robert, I want you to know, I'm here to rock with you as late as you want, man.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44600,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Gabe","text":"And that goes double for me. I'll stay even later than you'd like.","text_w_direction":"And that goes double for me. I'll stay even later than you'd like.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44601,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Oscar","text":"Toby! I am Bacchus, god of wine!","text_w_direction":"[Toby pours wine into Oscar's mouth] Toby! I am Bacchus, god of wine!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44602,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Toby","text":"And I am Bacchus's friend!","text_w_direction":"And I am Bacchus's friend!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44603,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Robert","text":"Gentlemen, bear witness. While I've been mourning the nights that never were, one of them has been unfolding here before me. This is no get-together. This is a party.","text_w_direction":"Gentlemen, bear witness. While I've been mourning the nights that never were, one of them has been unfolding here before me. This is no get-together. This is a party. [Robert strips, jumps in pool, Gabe and Ryan join him]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44604,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"All","text":"Yes! Woohoo! Bravo!","text_w_direction":"Yes! Woohoo! Bravo!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44605,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"And there's my talking point.","text_w_direction":"And there's my talking point.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44606,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Robert","text":"Yes, that's it. Push yourselves, boys. It's not a party if you don't do something that scares you. I need a breather. Oh. Oh. You two keep going.","text_w_direction":"Yes, that's it. Push yourselves, boys. It's not a party if you don't do something that scares you. I need a breather. Oh. Oh. You two keep going.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44607,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Ryan","text":"Hey, he's asleep. We can just leave.","text_w_direction":"Hey, he's asleep. We can just leave.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44608,"season":8,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Pool Party","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Gabe","text":"So leave.","text_w_direction":"So leave.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1612,"air_date":"2012-01-19"}
{"index":44609,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Val, I need the space.","text_w_direction":"Val, I need the space.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44610,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Val","text":"All right guys, clear out.","text_w_direction":"All right guys, clear out.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44611,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Everybody out.","text_w_direction":"Everybody out.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44612,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Val","text":"Promise me you're going to clean up.","text_w_direction":"Promise me you're going to clean up.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44613,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"I can't promise what I'm going to do or not do.","text_w_direction":"I can't promise what I'm going to do or not do.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44614,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Val","text":"Promise me that-","text_w_direction":"Promise me that-","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44615,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Obviously I'm going to clean up.","text_w_direction":"Obviously I'm going to clean up.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44616,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Stress is like the uptight mayor or a town who's saying, \"Hey, we're uptight, you can't dance,\" and then you have to be like, \"Oh yeah, Mayor Stress? Well watch this!\" And then... we dance. Oh how we dance. s*x also works.","text_w_direction":"Stress is like the uptight mayor or a town who's saying, \"Hey, we're uptight, you can't dance,\" and then you have to be like, \"Oh yeah, Mayor Stress? Well watch this!\" And then... we dance. Oh how we dance. [dances to Kenny Loggin's Footloose] s*x also works.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44617,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Erin","text":"Hey! Jim's back from jury duty.","text_w_direction":"Hey! Jim's back from jury duty.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44618,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Hey! Tuna! He's back.","text_w_direction":"Hey! Tuna! He's back.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44619,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44620,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, look at this. Tuna wrap.","text_w_direction":"Oh, look at this. [hugs Jim] Tuna wrap.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44621,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44622,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Hand roll.","text_w_direction":"[grabs Jim's wrist] Hand roll.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44623,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44624,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Phyllis","text":"How was jury duty?","text_w_direction":"How was jury duty?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44625,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"It was pretty uneventful, actually.","text_w_direction":"It was pretty uneventful, actually.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44626,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Can't believe they let someone like you serve on a jury. Makes me question the whole judicial system.","text_w_direction":"Can't believe they let someone like you serve on a jury. Makes me question the whole judicial system.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44627,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Erin","text":"What was the case?","text_w_direction":"What was the case?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44628,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, hit and run.","text_w_direction":"Uh, hit and run.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44629,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Erin","text":"Ooh, \"the case of the hit and run,\" that's exciting.","text_w_direction":"Ooh, \"the case of the hit and run,\" that's exciting.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44630,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Phyllis","text":"Did you send him to the slammer?","text_w_direction":"Did you send him to the slammer?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44631,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Nope. Not guilty.","text_w_direction":"Nope. Not guilty.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44632,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Of course you found him not guilty. \"Oh, he apologized and I just really want him to like me, mm.\"","text_w_direction":"Of course you found him not guilty. [mocking voice] \"Oh, he apologized and I just really want him to like me, mm.\"","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44633,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"We're best friends, actually. We're going wine-tasting next weekend, if you want to come.","text_w_direction":"We're best friends, actually. We're going wine-tasting next weekend, if you want to come.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44634,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Not coming, have plans.","text_w_direction":"Not coming, have plans.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44635,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44636,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"I did get called in to jury duty. And they released me around noon, so, didn't think it was worth it to come back to work for a half day. And then the next morning Pam was a little overwhelmed with the kids so I took an extra day to help out. And then three other days happened.","text_w_direction":"I did get called in to jury duty. And they released me around noon, so, didn't think it was worth it to come back to work for a half day. And then the next morning Pam was a little overwhelmed with the kids so I took an extra day to help out. And then three other days happened.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44637,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Erin","text":"Ah! Angela had the baby!","text_w_direction":"Ah! Angela had the baby!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44638,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"Is it black? 'Cause that would be hilarious.","text_w_direction":"Is it black? 'Cause that would be hilarious.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44639,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Darryl","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44640,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"You know.","text_w_direction":"You know.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44641,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Darryl","text":"Would it be more hilarious than Angela having a Chinese baby?","text_w_direction":"Would it be more hilarious than Angela having a Chinese baby?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44642,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"A little bit, yeah. Right guys? Back me up.","text_w_direction":"A little bit, yeah. Right guys? Back me up.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44643,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"Eh, a little bit.","text_w_direction":"Eh, a little bit.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44644,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, did I win the pool?","text_w_direction":"Oh, did I win the pool?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44645,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Erin","text":"Ah, no. Right month, wrong year.","text_w_direction":"Ah, no. Right month, wrong year.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44646,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"Well no one won the pool. Angela wasn't due for another month.","text_w_direction":"Well no one won the pool. Angela wasn't due for another month.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44647,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Erin","text":"We should all go to the hospital and visit her.","text_w_direction":"We should all go to the hospital and visit her.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44648,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh, I'd love to but, um-","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'd love to but, um-","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44649,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Aw man, I would but I can't miss any more work.","text_w_direction":"Aw man, I would but I can't miss any more work.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44650,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"Well Kevin and I have to go, Accounting is its own little family.","text_w_direction":"Well Kevin and I have to go, Accounting is its own little family.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44651,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah, Oscar's the dad, I'm Oscar's dad and Angela's my mom.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, Oscar's the dad, I'm Oscar's dad and Angela's my mom.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44652,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Gabe","text":"Everyone, our very own Angela-","text_w_direction":"Everyone, our very own Angela-","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44653,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"We all got the email, some of us are going to go visit.","text_w_direction":"We all got the email, some of us are going to go visit.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44654,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Gabe","text":"Oh, I am so in.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I am so in.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44655,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Gabe","text":"I love maternity wards. It's the perfect blend of love and horror. Things can go so wrong or so right.","text_w_direction":"I love maternity wards. It's the perfect blend of love and horror. Things can go so wrong or so right.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44656,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Come on, Judge Judy, tell us your case. What were the deets?","text_w_direction":"Come on, Judge Judy, tell us your case. What were the deets?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44657,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Mine was actually a pretty boring case, so-","text_w_direction":"Mine was actually a pretty boring case, so-","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44658,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Meredith","text":"How could it be boring? You were there for five days. Titillate us.","text_w_direction":"How could it be boring? You were there for five days. Titillate us.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44659,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Stanley","text":"Yeah, you owe us. I had to stay until six twice to cover for you. My wife got to the TV first, had to sit through damn Rizzoli and damn Isles.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you owe us. I had to stay until six twice to cover for you. My wife got to the TV first, had to sit through damn Rizzoli and damn Isles.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44660,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah, my car got smashed visiting one of your clients and I had to have it detailed and they took my meter change.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, my car got smashed visiting one of your clients and I had to have it detailed and they took my meter change.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44661,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Wow, I'm really sorry.","text_w_direction":"Wow, I'm really sorry.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44662,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44663,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"I never considered that my week off would make everyone else's job harder. The least I could do is give them a good story.","text_w_direction":"I never considered that my week off would make everyone else's job harder. The least I could do is give them a good story.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44664,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"So Phyllis, he was here, and then the car came and did- he was like that. Yeah, so it had to be a double backflip, actually.","text_w_direction":"[demonstrating with napkin holder and salt shaker] So Phyllis, he was here, and then the car came and did- he was like that. Yeah, so it had to be a double backflip, actually.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44665,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Toby","text":"You know, when I was on j-duty, uh, Strangler case, we used to recreate the various stranglings with empanadas from- at Ernesto's.","text_w_direction":"You know, when I was on j-duty, uh, Strangler case, we used to recreate the various stranglings with empanadas from- at Ernesto's.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44666,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Oh man, Ernesto's. That was our favorite restaurant too.","text_w_direction":"Oh man, Ernesto's. That was our favorite restaurant too.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44667,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Toby","text":"You mean food truck. Ernesto's was a food truck.","text_w_direction":"You mean food truck. Ernesto's was a food truck.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44668,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Meredith","text":"Toby, shut your hole about the empanadas. Nobody cares about the empanadas.","text_w_direction":"Toby, shut your hole about the empanadas. Nobody cares about the empanadas.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44669,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"I was in Los Angeles last year. Jim tricked me into thinking I'd won a walk-on part on NCIS, but that's not important. While I was being kicked off the lot, I saw food trucks everywhere. Everyone in Los Angeles eats from them. And nobody calls them restaurants.","text_w_direction":"I was in Los Angeles last year. Jim tricked me into thinking I'd won a walk-on part on NCIS, but that's not important. While I was being kicked off the lot, I saw food trucks everywhere. Everyone in Los Angeles eats from them. And nobody calls them restaurants.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44670,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"Guys, I don't know how many of you have seen- Gabe? Bring it in. I don't know how many of you have seen a premature baby before. It's going to be really tiny, so please don't say anything offensive.","text_w_direction":"[whispering] Guys, I don't know how many of you have seen- Gabe? Bring it in. I don't know how many of you have seen a premature baby before. It's going to be really tiny, so please don't say anything offensive.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44671,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"Got that, bimbo?","text_w_direction":"Got that, bimbo?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44672,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Erin","text":"Got it, bimbo.","text_w_direction":"Got it, bimbo. [Oscar knocks at the door]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44673,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Yes?","text_w_direction":"Yes?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44674,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"Knock, knock. Oh!","text_w_direction":"Knock, knock. Oh!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44675,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"Hi!","text_w_direction":"Hi!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44676,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Oh... I don't- I don't want any- what are you guys doing here?","text_w_direction":"Oh... I don't- I don't want any- what are you guys doing here?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44677,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"We wanted to say hi to the newest little Dunder Mifflinite.","text_w_direction":"We wanted to say hi to the newest little Dunder Mifflinite.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44678,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Senator Lipton","text":"Well, meet our not-so-little bundle of joy, Philip Halsted Lipton.","text_w_direction":"Well, meet our not-so-little bundle of joy, Philip Halsted Lipton.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44679,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"Phillip is so fat.","text_w_direction":"Phillip is so fat.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44680,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"Kevin!","text_w_direction":"Kevin!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44681,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"You warned me not to say anything if it was tiny, Oscar. But you didn't prepare me for a big, giant, fat baby.","text_w_direction":"You warned me not to say anything if it was tiny, Oscar. But you didn't prepare me for a big, giant, fat baby.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44682,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44683,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Senator Lipton","text":"Yes, he's substantial.","text_w_direction":"Yes, he's substantial.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44684,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Erin","text":"He's more than substantial. He's a monster.","text_w_direction":"He's more than substantial. He's a monster.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44685,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"So this whole hit and run thing, there's just one part I can't figure out. You said it was at a four-way stop...","text_w_direction":"So this whole hit and run thing, there's just one part I can't figure out. You said it was at a four-way stop...","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44686,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44687,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"And the victim rode his bicycle into the left hand turn lane but the perp was already in the left-hand turn lane?","text_w_direction":"And the victim rode his bicycle into the left hand turn lane but the perp was already in the left-hand turn lane?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44688,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44689,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"See, that's what I'm having trouble with, because the fact is, you never said he was on a bicycle. Busted, Halpert!","text_w_direction":"See, that's what I'm having trouble with, because the fact is, you never said he was on a bicycle. [villainous laugh] Busted, Halpert!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44690,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, wait, wait.","text_w_direction":"Okay, wait, wait.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44691,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes! Andy, get out here.","text_w_direction":"Yes! Andy, get out here.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44692,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"No. I never said he was on a bicycle. I just said I wasn't listening to you.","text_w_direction":"No. I never said he was on a bicycle. I just said I wasn't listening to you.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44693,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"I am making a citizen's arrest. You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to beg for mercy. You have the right to request judgment by combat. Dwight's rights.","text_w_direction":"I am making a citizen's arrest. You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to beg for mercy. You have the right to request judgment by combat. Dwight's rights.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44694,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"What's up, gangstas?","text_w_direction":"What's up, gangstas?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44695,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim was lying about jury duty. He was lying the whole time so he could go do yoga or go canoeing. I don't know what this pervert likes. Fire him!","text_w_direction":"Jim was lying about jury duty. He was lying the whole time so he could go do yoga or go canoeing. I don't know what this pervert likes. Fire him!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44696,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Dwight, not everything is a conspiracy theory.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, not everything is a conspiracy theory.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44697,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"I have Jim on the record saying that the vic-","text_w_direction":"I have Jim on the record saying that the vic-","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44698,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"No. Dwight! I have me on the record, saying to you, take a chill pill.","text_w_direction":"No. Dwight! I have me on the record, saying to you, take a chill pill.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44699,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't- I don't need to take a chill pill.","text_w_direction":"I don't- I don't need to take a chill pill.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44700,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Here, right there. Down the hatch.","text_w_direction":"Here, right there. [mimes giving Dwight a pill and a glass] Down the hatch.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44701,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"I really don't want to take the chill pill.","text_w_direction":"I really don't want to take the chill pill. [mimes taking pill]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44702,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Attaboy. Good. Now, chill.","text_w_direction":"Attaboy. Good. Now, chill.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44703,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, okay. But let's just say that Jim was lying about jury duty. You would have to fire him, right?","text_w_direction":"Okay, okay. [sits, exhales] But let's just say that Jim was lying about jury duty. You would have to fire him, right?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44704,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, sure, of course. I'd fire him to Timbuktu.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, sure, of course. I'd fire him to Timbuktu. [Jim laughs nervously]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44705,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"That's good enough for me.","text_w_direction":"That's good enough for me. [exhales again]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44706,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"...and Pam was just going crazy, trying to take care of Philip because Cece has been out of control recently, and- look, Andy, it doesn't matter. The truth is, I just feel terrible lying to you.","text_w_direction":"...and Pam was just going crazy, trying to take care of Philip because Cece has been out of control recently, and- look, Andy, it doesn't matter. The truth is, I just feel terrible lying to you.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44707,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"I feel terrible getting lied to. No one's ever lied to me before.","text_w_direction":"I feel terrible getting lied to. No one's ever lied to me before.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44708,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. I think the best thing to do right now is just come clean and tell everybody the truth.","text_w_direction":"Okay. I think the best thing to do right now is just come clean and tell everybody the truth.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44709,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"No, not after what I told Dwight about firing you. No. Here's what we're going to do. We're going to have ourselves a good old-fashioned cover-up. Have you ever heard of a Connecticut cover-up?","text_w_direction":"No, not after what I told Dwight about firing you. No. Here's what we're going to do. We're going to have ourselves a good old-fashioned cover-up. Have you ever heard of a Connecticut cover-up?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44710,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44711,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Do you know why you never heard of it?","text_w_direction":"Do you know why you never heard of it?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44712,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44713,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Covered it up.","text_w_direction":"Covered it up.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44714,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Are you sure you can keep this under wraps?","text_w_direction":"Are you sure you can keep this under wraps?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44715,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"They used to call me King Tut because I'm so good at keeping things under wraps.","text_w_direction":"They used to call me King Tut because I'm so good at keeping things under wraps.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44716,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"My nickname was actually King Butt, because I had a king-size butt.","text_w_direction":"My nickname was actually King Butt, because I had a king-size butt.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44717,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ernesto","text":"Where you want I park?","text_w_direction":"[pulls food truck up to where Dwight and Nate are standing] Where you want I park?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44718,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, everybody, gather 'round. Got a real special surprise for you.","text_w_direction":"Okay, everybody, gather 'round. Got a real special surprise for you. [indicates Ernesto and assistant who are carrying empanadas]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44719,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Toby","text":"Ernesto!","text_w_direction":"Ernesto!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44720,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ernesto","text":"Hola Toby!","text_w_direction":"Hola Toby! [mimes choking]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44721,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Toby","text":"Yeah, hey.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, hey.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44722,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ernesto","text":"Como esta?","text_w_direction":"Como esta? [speaks Spanish]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44723,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Nate","text":"Uh, I'm going to say \"I\" when I'm talking for Ernesto, so instead of \"he says blah, blah, blah,\" I'm going to say \"I say, blah, blah, blah,\" but that's for him. Anyway, it was something like, \"He remembers Toby.\" \"I remember Toby.\"","text_w_direction":"Uh, I'm going to say \"I\" when I'm talking for Ernesto, so instead of \"he says blah, blah, blah,\" I'm going to say \"I say, blah, blah, blah,\" but that's for him. Anyway, it was something like, \"He remembers Toby.\" [makes face] \"I remember Toby.\"","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44724,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay- oh, Jim. Hey, this guy look familiar?","text_w_direction":"Okay- oh, Jim. Hey, this guy look familiar?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44725,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Uh-","text_w_direction":"Uh-","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44726,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Toby","text":"It's the empanada guy.","text_w_direction":"It's the empanada guy.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44727,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"The empanada guy!","text_w_direction":"The empanada guy!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44728,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"No, Toby! Damn it, Toby! No, I wasn't asking you. Ask him if he remembers Jim.","text_w_direction":"No, Toby! [bleep] Damn it, Toby! No, I wasn't asking you. [sighs] Ask him if he remembers Jim. [Nate asks Ernesto a question in Spanish]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44729,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ernesto","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44730,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Nate","text":"He says, \"No.\"","text_w_direction":"He says, \"No.\"","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44731,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"He says, \"No!\" Boom!","text_w_direction":"He says, \"No!\" Boom!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44732,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah but who remembers all their customers? I mean, I can name like three of our clients.","text_w_direction":"Yeah but who remembers all their customers? I mean, I can name like three of our clients.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44733,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, he remembers Toby, the most forgettable man in the known world.","text_w_direction":"Okay, he remembers Toby, the most forgettable man in the known world. [Ernesto says something in Spanish]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44734,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Nate","text":"Ah, he doesn't want any trouble, he sees lots of people, they come from all around to eat his delicious meat pockets.","text_w_direction":"Ah, he doesn't want any trouble, he sees lots of people, they come from all around to eat his delicious meat pockets.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44735,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, you guys are going to love these. So, empanadas on me. You guys gotta try them.","text_w_direction":"Uh, you guys are going to love these. So, empanadas on me. You guys gotta try them.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44736,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Creed","text":"Usually I'm a burrito guy, but if you won't tell, I won't. Wink, wink.","text_w_direction":"Usually I'm a burrito guy, but if you won't tell, I won't. Wink, wink.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44737,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Great. And while we're enjoying these delicious empanadas, Jim, why don't you tell us your story again?","text_w_direction":"Great. And while we're enjoying these delicious empanadas, Jim, why don't you tell us your story again?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44738,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Why? Everybody's heard it.","text_w_direction":"Why? Everybody's heard it.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44739,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Walk us through it. What time would you get there every morning?","text_w_direction":"Walk us through it. What time would you get there every morning?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44740,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, Murder She Wrote. How about we drop the whole 'Murder, She Wrote' thing, okay? Jim was at the courthouse for jury duty every morning. How do I know? Because I drove him there.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Murder She Wrote. How about we drop the whole 'Murder, She Wrote' thing, okay? Jim was at the courthouse for jury duty every morning. How do I know? Because I drove him there.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44741,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Phyllis","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44742,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Why? Why?","text_w_direction":"Why? Why? [looks at Jim]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44743,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Because my car broke down.","text_w_direction":"Because my car broke down.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44744,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"His car broke down. So he called me, 'cause I live near the courthouse.","text_w_direction":"His car broke down. So he called me, 'cause I live near the courthouse.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44745,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait, wait. You live by the courthouse. So you drove from near the courthouse, out to Jim's house, and then back to the courthouse?","text_w_direction":"Wait, wait. You live by the courthouse. So you drove from near the courthouse, out to Jim's house, and then back to the courthouse?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44746,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Thirty minutes out, thirty minutes back, easy hour. And I would watch that cute little tushie scurry up those courthouse stairs every morning and that was that.","text_w_direction":"Thirty minutes out, thirty minutes back, easy hour. And I would watch that cute little tushie scurry up those courthouse stairs every morning and that was that.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44747,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Phyllis","text":"I'm sorry, do you have any American Mexican food?","text_w_direction":"[to Ernesto] I'm sorry, do you have any American Mexican food?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44748,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"We're getting buried out there. What was that stuff about the car breaking down?","text_w_direction":"We're getting buried out there. What was that stuff about the car breaking down?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44749,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Well, I think you handled it pretty well.","text_w_direction":"Well, I think you handled it pretty well.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44750,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"I'm not Rumpelstiltskin, Jim. I can't keep spinning gold out of your.","text_w_direction":"I'm not Rumpelstiltskin, Jim. I can't keep spinning gold out of your [bleep].","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44751,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, listen, all right? Dwight's on to us, he's going to figure it out really soon, so let's just get ahead of it, let's tell the truth.","text_w_direction":"Okay, listen, all right? Dwight's on to us, he's going to figure it out really soon, so let's just get ahead of it, let's tell the truth.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44752,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"I don't even know what the truth is anymore.","text_w_direction":"[sighs] I don't even know what the truth is anymore.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44753,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"Wow, it's so... healthy.","text_w_direction":"Wow, it's so... healthy.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44754,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"I'm going to call him Little Kevin.","text_w_direction":"I'm going to call him Little Kevin.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44755,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"No, you will not.","text_w_direction":"No, you will not.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44756,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Erin","text":"Is he really five pounds?","text_w_direction":"Is he really five pounds?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44757,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44758,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Erin","text":"Because I squat with five pounds. This- yeah, this feels like more than that.","text_w_direction":"Because I squat with five pounds. This- [squats, grunts] yeah, this feels like more than that.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44759,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Senator Lipton","text":"No, no, no, he's nine pounds, seven ounces.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, he's nine pounds, seven ounces.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44760,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Nine pounds? Really? I thought you said five. You know what? I was under so many drugs, I felt like I was at a James Taylor concert or something, oh. So, what did you bring?","text_w_direction":"Nine pounds? Really? I thought you said five. You know what? I was under so many drugs, I felt like I was at a James Taylor concert or something, oh. So, what did you bring?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44761,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"Oh yeah, I don't know if it's right, but-","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah, I don't know if it's right, but-","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44762,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Senator Lipton","text":"Well, if it's anything like that gorgeous wrapping paper, you hit it out of the park.","text_w_direction":"Well, if it's anything like that gorgeous wrapping paper, you hit it out of the park.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44763,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Aw, preemie pajamas!","text_w_direction":"Aw, preemie pajamas!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44764,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"Again, it may not be the right size. I can return-","text_w_direction":"Again, it may not be the right size. I can return-","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44765,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"No, I think he came early just so he could wear these. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"No, I think he came early just so he could wear these. Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44766,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"I got Little Kevin Call of Duty.","text_w_direction":"I got Little Kevin Call of Duty.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44767,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"This baby is clearly not premature. They're lying about the date it was conceived. It's very interesting. And her husband's gay. I don't even know which thread to follow.","text_w_direction":"This baby is clearly not premature. They're lying about the date it was conceived. It's very interesting. And her husband's gay. I don't even know which thread to follow.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44768,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, excuse me, can I have everyone's attention for a second? First off, I just want to say that I'm really sorry, I didn't know that my absence last week would have been a burden on any of you, because, though I did have jury duty last week, they did dismiss me early on Monday. And I think you're going to find this pretty hilarious. I kind of, uh, well, maybe took the week off.","text_w_direction":"Uh, excuse me, can I have everyone's attention for a second? First off, I just want to say that I'm really sorry, I didn't know that my absence last week would have been a burden on any of you, because, though I did have jury duty last week, they did dismiss me early on Monday. And I think you're going to find this pretty hilarious. I kind of, uh, well, maybe took the week off.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44769,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Stanley","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44770,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Funny? No? Nobody laughing?","text_w_direction":"Funny? No? Nobody laughing?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44771,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"You're screwed! Oh, it's happening. It's really happening.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] You're screwed! Oh, it's happening. It's really happening.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44772,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Stanley","text":"What the hell, Jim? I covered for your bony butt.","text_w_direction":"What the hell, Jim? I covered for your bony butt.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44773,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Pam really needed some help with the kids, so, I promise my intentions were good.","text_w_direction":"Pam really needed some help with the kids, so, I promise my intentions were good.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44774,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Your clients. They're all mine.","text_w_direction":"Your clients. They're all mine.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44775,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Darryl","text":"Jim, I got my ass chewed out because one of your orders got messed up. And Andy, you said you drove him to the courthouse.","text_w_direction":"Jim, I got my ass chewed out because one of your orders got messed up. And Andy, you said you drove him to the courthouse.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44776,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Uh, I did, every morning. And if I didn't, then I hope I die.","text_w_direction":"Uh, I did, every morning. And if I didn't, then I hope I die.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44777,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"All right, well. Let's get this show on the road, shall we? Allow me to give you a hand. Here we are. So long, clump-mate. I'm going to miss you. Truth be told, I never thought that this was how it was going to end. I always thought that I was going to defeat you somehow. But you've defeated yourself.","text_w_direction":"All right, well. Let's get this show on the road, shall we? Allow me to give you a hand. [puts Jim's things in a box] Here we are. So long, clump-mate. I'm going to miss you. Truth be told, I never thought that this was how it was going to end. I always thought that I was going to defeat you somehow. But you've defeated yourself. [laughs]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44778,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Dwight, cut it out. I'm not firing Jim.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, cut it out. I'm not firing Jim.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44779,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"No, no, no. You said- you said that you were-","text_w_direction":"No, no, no. You said- you said that you were-","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44780,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"I know what I said. Jim, you're in deep doo-doo. Do you understand? I have one thing to say to you, and I'm going to say it in front of this whole office. Look me in the eye.","text_w_direction":"I know what I said. Jim, you're in deep doo-doo. Do you understand? I have one thing to say to you, and I'm going to say it in front of this whole office. Look me in the eye. [gives Jim a limp slap]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44781,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"That's it? This is crap!","text_w_direction":"That's it? This is crap! [dumps the box on Jim's desk and leaves]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44782,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Gabe","text":"You've reached Gabe Lewis, I'm currently indisposed. Leave me a message. Ciao.","text_w_direction":"[on voicemail] You've reached Gabe Lewis, I'm currently indisposed. Leave me a message. Ciao. [beep]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44783,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Gabe, it's Dwight again. Highest priority, triple-urgent. Call me. Immediately. That means ASAP.","text_w_direction":"Gabe, it's Dwight again. Highest priority, triple-urgent. Call me. Immediately. That means ASAP.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44784,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm gonna find Gabe, tell him what Jim did and let the little stickler do what he does best","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna find Gabe, tell him what Jim did and let the little stickler do what he does best","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44785,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Shh.","text_w_direction":"Shh.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44786,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"Honestly, I can return this for a larger size.","text_w_direction":"Honestly, I can return this for a larger size.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44787,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"It's fine. Pajamas aren't supposed to be baggy, right? It's not the barrio.","text_w_direction":"It's fine. Pajamas aren't supposed to be baggy, right? It's not the barrio.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44788,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"The only premature baby in this room is the baby this baby ate.","text_w_direction":"The only premature baby in this room is the baby this baby ate.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44789,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Ah!","text_w_direction":"Ah!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44790,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kevin","text":"Little Kevin.","text_w_direction":"[giggles] Little Kevin.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44791,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44792,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"Angela.","text_w_direction":"Angela.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44793,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Fine, God. Philip was conceived nine months ago.","text_w_direction":"Fine, God. Philip was conceived nine months ago.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44794,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"I knew that, I knew it.","text_w_direction":"I knew that, I knew it.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44795,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"The senator and I wanted to wait, but we had just seen Thor and there was way too much wine in my chicken piccata.","text_w_direction":"The senator and I wanted to wait, but we had just seen Thor and there was way too much wine in my chicken piccata.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44796,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"Chicken marsala.","text_w_direction":"Chicken marsala.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44797,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Right. Um, point is, Philip was conceived out of wedlock.","text_w_direction":"Right. Um, point is, Philip was conceived out of wedlock.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44798,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44799,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"And now you all know, but you can never tell. I'm serious.","text_w_direction":"And now you all know, but you can never tell. I'm serious.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44800,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"Dwight. Hey.","text_w_direction":"Dwight. Hey.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44801,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, hey. Have you seen Gabe?","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey. Have you seen Gabe?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44802,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"He went to the car or something, but he'll be back.","text_w_direction":"He went to the car or something, but he'll be back.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44803,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay. [sits]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44804,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"Don't you want to see the baby?","text_w_direction":"Don't you want to see the baby?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44805,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Psh! Why? I know what Angela and the senator look like. I can mash that up in my head right now.","text_w_direction":"Psh! Why? I know what Angela and the senator look like. I can mash that up in my head right now.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44806,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"I promised I wouldn't tell.","text_w_direction":"I promised I wouldn't tell.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44807,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"So don't.","text_w_direction":"So don't.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44808,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"Angela got pregnant before the wedding.","text_w_direction":"Angela got pregnant before the wedding.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44809,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44810,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"She got pregnant before the wedding.","text_w_direction":"She got pregnant before the wedding.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44811,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"How long before?","text_w_direction":"How long before?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44812,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Oscar","text":"A month. You didn't hear it from me!","text_w_direction":"A month. [Dwight leaves, Oscar calls after him] You didn't hear it from me!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44813,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes I did.","text_w_direction":"Yes I did.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44814,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Dwight?","text_w_direction":"Dwight?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44815,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Senator Lipton","text":"Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Dwight.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44816,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"I want to see the baby.","text_w_direction":"I want to see the baby.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44817,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, Angela will make you cut your fingernails. It's not worth it.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Angela will make you cut your fingernails. It's not worth it.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44818,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, yes. Oh, what a beautiful child. Prominent forehead, short arms, tiny nose. You will lead millions... willingly, or as slaves.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yes. Oh, what a beautiful child. Prominent forehead, short arms, tiny nose. You will lead millions... [whispers] willingly, or as slaves.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44819,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"That baby is a Schrute. And unless somebody taught Mose s*x, that baby is mine.","text_w_direction":"That baby is a Schrute. And unless somebody taught Mose s*x, that baby is mine.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44820,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"He's hungry.","text_w_direction":"He's hungry.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44821,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Senator Lipton","text":"Oh, that's my cue to leave.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that's my cue to leave.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44822,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"No, you don't have to. I'm going to wear this cover.","text_w_direction":"No, you don't have to. I'm going to wear this cover.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44823,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Senator Lipton","text":"Still. Still.","text_w_direction":"Still. Still.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44824,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"You won't see-","text_w_direction":"You won't see-","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44825,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"You want a giraffe?","text_w_direction":"[to Cece] You want a giraffe?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44826,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Yes, I am brining my kids in to help me get out of this hole. And you all remember my beautiful wife, Pam.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I am brining my kids in to help me get out of this hole. And you all remember my beautiful wife, Pam.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44827,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Hi. Wow, I really thought I'd be more excited to be here.","text_w_direction":"Hi. Wow, I really thought I'd be more excited to be here.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44828,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Whoa, whoa, whoa, game face, baby, game face.","text_w_direction":"Whoa, whoa, whoa, game face, baby, game face.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44829,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Oh right, okay. Hey Stanley, it's great to see you!","text_w_direction":"Oh right, okay. Hey Stanley, it's great to see you!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44830,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Whoa, no, no. That's overdoing it, I think.","text_w_direction":"Whoa, no, no. That's overdoing it, I think.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44831,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, hi Stanley.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hi Stanley.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44832,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Split the difference?","text_w_direction":"Split the difference?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44833,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Jim.","text_w_direction":"Jim.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44834,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, let's go.","text_w_direction":"Okay, let's go.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44835,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44836,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Erin","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44837,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Hi everybody!","text_w_direction":"Hi everybody!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44838,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44839,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"All","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44840,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"How about a little visit?","text_w_direction":"How about a little visit?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44841,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Wow, what a surprise. That's crazy. You guys get to meet the little heck-raisers.","text_w_direction":"Wow, what a surprise. That's crazy. You guys get to meet the little heck-raisers.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44842,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Creed","text":"Hey, Angela's back with her baby.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Angela's back with her baby.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44843,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Yes, well, you guys all know Cece, but we wanted to introduce you to baby Philip.","text_w_direction":"Yes, well, you guys all know Cece, but we wanted to introduce you to baby Philip.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44844,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Aw! You guys. He's licking on my finger, just like my cat does.","text_w_direction":"Aw! You guys. He's licking on my finger, just like my cat does.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44845,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Creed","text":"Let me have a turn.","text_w_direction":"Let me have a turn.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44846,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"No, it's the pacifier's turn.","text_w_direction":"No, it's the pacifier's turn.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44847,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Creed","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44848,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Did you say something about this one bringing in something for these people?","text_w_direction":"Did you say something about this one bringing in something for these people?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44849,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Yes! Cece wanted to thank everybody for letting her daddy stay home with her all last week and play, so she brought you a little treat.","text_w_direction":"[gasps] Yes! Cece wanted to thank everybody for letting her daddy stay home with her all last week and play, so she brought you a little treat.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44850,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Phyllis","text":"Cookies?","text_w_direction":"Cookies?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44851,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"No, but that would've been a really good idea.","text_w_direction":"No, but that would've been a really good idea.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44852,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"That was a great idea.","text_w_direction":"That was a great idea.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44853,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"No, she brought you drawings.","text_w_direction":"No, she brought you drawings.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44854,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Oh my goodness, let's take a look at these. They're usually amazing, so let's see. Yup, they are. Uncle Andy.","text_w_direction":"Oh my goodness, let's take a look at these. They're usually amazing, so let's see. Yup, they are. Uncle Andy.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44855,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44856,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, Aunt Phyllis.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Aunt Phyllis.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44857,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44858,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Wow, these are incredible. Cece, did you do these?","text_w_direction":"Wow, these are incredible. Cece, did you do these?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44859,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Cece","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44860,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"She says \"no\" to everything. You know, she thinks my name is \"No.\" Cece, do you want some broccoli?","text_w_direction":"She says \"no\" to everything. You know, she thinks my name is \"No.\" Cece, do you want some broccoli?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44861,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Cece","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44862,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"No. It's crazy.","text_w_direction":"No. It's crazy.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44863,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Ryan","text":"Why am I shorter than the table that I'm standing next to?","text_w_direction":"Why am I shorter than the table that I'm standing next to?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44864,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"There's cross-hatching in some of these. That's kind of advanced for a two-year-old.","text_w_direction":"There's cross-hatching in some of these. That's kind of advanced for a two-year-old.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44865,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kelly","text":"Cece, this is your big sister Kelly. Did you color this pretty picture?","text_w_direction":"Cece, this is your big sister Kelly. Did you color this pretty picture?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44866,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Cece","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44867,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Kelly","text":"So then this means nothing to you.","text_w_direction":"So then this means nothing to you. [rips picture]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44868,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, Cece, why don't you draw another picture for us, exactly like this one, or at least in the exact same style?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Cece, why don't you draw another picture for us, exactly like this one, or at least in the exact same style?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44869,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"You know what? I don't think you need to do things on command. That's very weird. I'll just take that. Thank you. I think we should just wrap up the show, kiddos. Right?","text_w_direction":"You know what? I don't think you need to do things on command. That's very weird. I'll just take that. Thank you. I think we should just wrap up the show, kiddos. Right?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44870,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Cece","text":"Mama!","text_w_direction":"[cries] Mama!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44871,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Shh.","text_w_direction":"Shh.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44872,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"I don't know what else we can do here.","text_w_direction":"I don't know what else we can do here.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44873,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Cece","text":"Mama, mama, mama.","text_w_direction":"[cries] Mama, mama, mama.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44874,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"It's okay.","text_w_direction":"It's okay.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44875,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, it's okay, sweetie.","text_w_direction":"Oh, it's okay, sweetie.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44876,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"All right, all right. Okay.","text_w_direction":"All right, all right. Okay.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44877,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"It's okay, honey. It's okay, it's okay.","text_w_direction":"It's okay, honey. [Philip cries] It's okay, it's okay.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44878,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"All right, I know, I know. Let's just get this.","text_w_direction":"All right, I know, I know. Let's just get this.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44879,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Shh.","text_w_direction":"Shh.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44880,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Cece","text":"Mama!","text_w_direction":"Mama!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44881,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Angela, this child is definitely mine. He looks just like me.","text_w_direction":"Angela, this child is definitely mine. He looks just like me.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44882,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Every baby looks just like you. Your face kind of looks like a baby.","text_w_direction":"Every baby looks just like you. Your face kind of looks like a baby.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44883,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Need I remind you that we were together a month before the wedding?","text_w_direction":"Need I remind you that we were together a month before the wedding?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44884,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"That is completely untrue.","text_w_direction":"That is completely untrue.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44885,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Completely true. Remember? Angela. No.","text_w_direction":"Completely true. Remember? Angela. No.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44886,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"You said that Robert was not fulfilling you-","text_w_direction":"You said that Robert was not fulfilling you-","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44887,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"I did not. Uh-uh.","text_w_direction":"I did not. Uh-uh.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44888,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"-and I said, \"I bet I could fulfill you,\" and you said, \"I'd like to see you try,\" and then I kissed you with the force of a thousand waterfalls.","text_w_direction":"-and I said, \"I bet I could fulfill you,\" and you said, \"I'd like to see you try,\" and then I kissed you with the force of a thousand waterfalls.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44889,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"That didn't happen.","text_w_direction":"That didn't happen.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44890,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"And then I inserted my penis-","text_w_direction":"And then I inserted my penis-","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44891,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"No! Stop it!","text_w_direction":"No! Stop it!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44892,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Into your-","text_w_direction":"Into your-","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44893,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Dwight.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44894,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"v*g1n* and-","text_w_direction":"v*g1n* and-","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44895,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"And even if it did, it's just a coincidence.","text_w_direction":"And even if it did, it's just a coincidence.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44896,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Admit that there is a chance.","text_w_direction":"Admit that there is a chance.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44897,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"I will not.","text_w_direction":"I will not.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44898,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Admit it. Admit it.","text_w_direction":"Admit it. Admit it.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44899,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"I will not, it's not-","text_w_direction":"I will not, it's not-","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44900,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Senator Lipton","text":"All done?","text_w_direction":"All done?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44901,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44902,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Senator Lipton","text":"Mmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmm.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44903,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Yes, yes. He's sleeping.","text_w_direction":"Yes, yes. He's sleeping.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44904,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Before I go, may I?","text_w_direction":"Before I go, may I?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44905,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Angela","text":"Sure. Watch the head, watch the head.","text_w_direction":"Sure. [gives Philip to Dwight] Watch the head, watch the head.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44906,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Nurse, you know that baby in there, baby Philip? Cancel the circumcision.","text_w_direction":"Nurse, you know that baby in there, baby Philip? Cancel the circumcision.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44907,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Nurse","text":"Who are you?","text_w_direction":"Who are you?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44908,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"I just might be his father.","text_w_direction":"I just might be his father.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44909,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Nurse","text":"I don't know what that means. We're gonna circumcise him.","text_w_direction":"I don't know what that means. We're gonna circumcise him.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44910,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"I know, buddy, I know. Cece, you want to come? Want to come out?","text_w_direction":"[Philip is crying] I know, buddy, I know. Cece, you want to come? Want to come out?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44911,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Cece","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44912,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Oh bud, I know. Do you have a pacifier or anything?","text_w_direction":"Oh bud, I know. Do you have a pacifier or anything?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44913,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"I'm looking, I'm looking for the pacifier.","text_w_direction":"I'm looking, I'm looking for the pacifier.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44914,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Cece!","text_w_direction":"Cece!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44915,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, we're going.","text_w_direction":"Okay, we're going.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44916,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, okay, we gotta go. All right, we're going home, we're going home. We're going home, we're going home. I know, I know, bud.","text_w_direction":"Okay, okay, we gotta go. All right, we're going home, we're going home. We're going home, we're going home. I know, I know, bud.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44917,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Shh, shh, shh.","text_w_direction":"Shh, shh, shh.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44918,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"I know, I know.","text_w_direction":"I know, I know.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44919,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"You want to grab her?","text_w_direction":"You want to grab her?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44920,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"I'm gonna grab her, okay.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna grab her, okay.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44921,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Here we go, here we go.","text_w_direction":"Here we go, here we go.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44922,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Hi, all right. I'm just going to go down to the car and I'm going to put her in her seat and I'll be right back up.","text_w_direction":"Hi, all right. I'm just going to go down to the car and I'm going to put her in her seat and I'll be right back up.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44923,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Stanley","text":"We'll see you tomorrow.","text_w_direction":"[groans] We'll see you tomorrow.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44924,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"No, no, it's okay, I'll be right back.","text_w_direction":"No, no, it's okay, I'll be right back.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44925,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Phyllis","text":"No, just go home.","text_w_direction":"No, just go home.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44926,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Darryl","text":"It's all good, we got this.","text_w_direction":"It's all good, we got this.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44927,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Darryl","text":"I have a kid. Last week, Jim at home? That was no vacation.","text_w_direction":"I have a kid. Last week, Jim at home? That was no vacation.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44928,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Pam","text":"Jim.","text_w_direction":"Jim.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44929,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Phyllis","text":"Just go.","text_w_direction":"Just go.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44930,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, we'll be just fine.","text_w_direction":"Hey, we'll be just fine.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44931,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Jim","text":"Thanks guys. All right, here we go. Let's go.","text_w_direction":"Thanks guys. All right, here we go. Let's go.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44932,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, whew!","text_w_direction":"Oh, whew!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44933,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Andy","text":"Dwight, what the hell? You can't smoke in here.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, what the hell? You can't smoke in here.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44934,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, right. The office looks different now. Huh. Smaller. Maybe I just feel bigger. Hello Gabe.","text_w_direction":"Oh, right. [sighs] The office looks different now. Huh. Smaller. Maybe I just feel bigger. Hello Gabe.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44935,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Gabe","text":"You had something important to tell me?","text_w_direction":"You had something important to tell me?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44936,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, you know, I did but now it seems infinitely insignificant.","text_w_direction":"Oh, you know, I did but now it seems infinitely insignificant.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44937,"season":8,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Jury Duty","director":"Eric Appel","writer":"Aaron Shure","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim? Oh, right. Nah, forget it. He was doing it for his kids. I get it. Kids drive us dads crazy. Sometimes I feel like they're raising us. Am I right?","text_w_direction":"Jim? Oh, right. Nah, forget it. He was doing it for his kids. I get it. Kids drive us dads crazy. Sometimes I feel like they're raising us. Am I right?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-02-02"}
{"index":44938,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Oh ho! Look who's back reporting for duty.","text_w_direction":"Oh ho! Look who's back reporting for duty.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44939,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"Hey guys!","text_w_direction":"Hey guys!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44940,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"All","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44941,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"[laughing] Hi.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44942,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Pam! Ahh! Look what I can do now that she's no longer pregnant. Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!","text_w_direction":"Pam! Ahh! Look what I can do now that she's no longer pregnant. [pretends to punch Pam in the stomach] Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44943,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Phyllis","text":"Are you glad to be back?","text_w_direction":"Are you glad to be back?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44944,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah. Yeah, I mean I could have used another week, or three.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Yeah, I mean I could have used another week, or three.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44945,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Stanley","text":"You still had eight weeks more than we did.","text_w_direction":"You still had eight weeks more than we did.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44946,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"Well, it's not exactly a vacation.","text_w_direction":"[laughing] Well, it's not exactly a vacation.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44947,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Angela","text":"Hello everyone! Remember little old me. Hi!","text_w_direction":"Hello everyone! Remember little old me. Hi!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44948,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"What are you doing here? You just had our baby. Our collective Dunder Mifflin...family baby. Four days ago.","text_w_direction":"What are you doing here? You just had our baby. Our collective Dunder Mifflin...family baby. Four days ago.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44949,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Angela","text":"I wanted to come back to work. Not everybody needs some long luxurious Parisian maternity leave.","text_w_direction":"I wanted to come back to work. Not everybody needs some long luxurious Parisian maternity leave. [removes coat]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44950,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"What?!","text_w_direction":"What?!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44951,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Kelly","text":"Damn girl! Your body!","text_w_direction":"Damn girl! Your body!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44952,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Oscar","text":"Angela, you look amazing.","text_w_direction":"Angela, you look amazing.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44953,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Angela","text":"Really? I feel like this big rhinoceros. Anyway, I wanted to thank you guys for covering for me so I made some treats. I've got brownies and magic cookie bars.","text_w_direction":"Really? I feel like this big rhinoceros. Anyway, I wanted to thank you guys for covering for me so I made some treats. I've got brownies and magic cookie bars.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44954,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Group","text":"","text_w_direction":"[murmurs of delight as people shuffle toward the treats]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44955,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"Oh Angela, those brownies have walnuts in them and I think Kevin's allergic to walnuts. You're allergic to walnuts, right Kevin?","text_w_direction":"Oh Angela, those brownies have walnuts in them and I think Kevin's allergic to walnuts. You're allergic to walnuts, right Kevin?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44956,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Kevin","text":"Extremely, but I'm gonna fight through it.","text_w_direction":"Extremely, but I'm gonna fight through it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44957,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"Aw. It's OK Angela. I have mommy brain too.","text_w_direction":"Aw. It's OK Angela. I have mommy brain too.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44958,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Angela","text":"I don't know what that is, Pam. I made a batch with no nuts, special for you Kevin, right here.","text_w_direction":"I don't know what that is, Pam. I made a batch with no nuts, special for you Kevin, right here.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44959,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"When did you find time to do all this?","text_w_direction":"When did you find time to do all this?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44960,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Angela","text":"Babies sleep a lot Pam, if you feed them enough. Brownie Pam?","text_w_direction":"Babies sleep a lot Pam, if you feed them enough. Brownie Pam?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44961,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"Thank you. Oh my gosh. It's really good.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. [takes bite] Oh my gosh. It's really good.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44962,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Angela","text":"I wouldn't know, I'm watching my weight. Ugh.","text_w_direction":"I wouldn't know, I'm watching my weight. Ugh.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44963,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"So you guys, you know what's an even more useful treat...is cash. So-","text_w_direction":"So you guys, you know what's an even more useful treat...is cash. So-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44964,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Nope. It's over.","text_w_direction":"Nope. It's over.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44965,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"...we wanted to say thank you-","text_w_direction":"...we wanted to say thank you-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44966,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Nope. OK.","text_w_direction":"Nope. OK.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44967,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Dwight, I have exciting news for you.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, I have exciting news for you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44968,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44969,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"I think you're going to like it.","text_w_direction":"I think you're going to like it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44970,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"You can't tantalize me.","text_w_direction":"You can't tantalize me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44971,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Oooh, maybe I can. I got an email... from corporate....that told me that...","text_w_direction":"Oooh, maybe I can. [slowly] I got an email... from corporate....that told me that...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44972,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK. [looks at watch and leaves]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44973,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"That... you got a promotion! Right? I mean that's not the kinda thing you wanna read quietly at your desk.","text_w_direction":"That...[quickly] you got a promotion! [Dwight turns back] Right? I mean that's not the kinda thing you wanna read quietly at your desk.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44974,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"If you make me head of sales one more time, I swear.","text_w_direction":"If you make me head of sales one more time, I swear.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44975,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"No, this is legit. You will be assembling a team to go to Tallahassee for three weeks to develop and launch a chain of Sabre stores.","text_w_direction":"No, this is legit. You will be assembling a team to go to Tallahassee for three weeks to develop and launch a chain of Sabre stores.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44976,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes, yes, yes, hi-yes! Yeah yeah yeah yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes, yes, yes, hi-yes! Yeah yeah yeah yeah!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44977,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"The Shrutes have a word for when everything comes together in a man's life perfectly","text_w_direction":"The Shrutes have a word for when everything comes together in a man's life perfectly","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44978,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Erin","text":"And here's the fax for you.","text_w_direction":"And here's the fax for you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44979,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"And here's some facts for you. Did you know frogs can hear with their lungs? And that flamingos can have orgasms that last 30 minutes.","text_w_direction":"And here's some facts for you. Did you know frogs can hear with their lungs? And that flamingos can have orgasms that last 30 minutes.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44980,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Erin","text":"Ah! Love to learn.","text_w_direction":"Ah! Love to learn.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44981,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, it's weird that I said that last one.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it's weird that I said that last one.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44982,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Erin","text":"So...","text_w_direction":"So... [points out their matching heart pins]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44983,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Uh yeah, look at that.","text_w_direction":"Uh yeah, look at that.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44984,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Erin","text":"We're pin twins.","text_w_direction":"We're pin twins.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44985,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Pin twins! This is a gift from Jessica, kind of a gag gift really. Real gifts come later.","text_w_direction":"Pin twins! This is a gift from Jessica, kind of a gag gift really. Real gifts come later.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44986,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah. That's cute. When I saw it in CVS it made me gag too.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. That's cute. When I saw it in CVS it made me gag too. [Andy laughs, walks away, Erin throws away her pin]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44987,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Erin","text":"For a while there I thought something would change. But nope. Andy's still with Jessica, they even carpool together most days. I don't know, I wouldn't mind carpooling every day with Andy, but I wouldn't want to spend that much time with Jessica.","text_w_direction":"For a while there I thought something would change. But nope. Andy's still with Jessica, they even carpool together most days. I don't know, I wouldn't mind carpooling every day with Andy, but I wouldn't want to spend that much time with Jessica.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44988,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Darryl","text":"What do we have here?","text_w_direction":"What do we have here?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44989,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Darryl","text":"Val knit me a beanie. But I can't if it's a \"we're just friends\" beanie or a \"I'm hot, you're hot, let's get it poppin'\" beanie. So I'm gonna up the ante, give her a clearly romantic gift, and we'll get to the meaning of the beanie.","text_w_direction":"Val knit me a beanie. But I can't if it's a \"we're just friends\" beanie or a \"I'm hot, you're hot, let's get it poppin'\" beanie. So I'm gonna up the ante, give her a clearly romantic gift, and we'll get to the meaning of the beanie.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44990,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Pam, pack up your post-natal swimwear, make it a one piece or this offer is rescinded, and join me on a fantastic barbeque one week from today in Tallahassee, Florida where I'm going to be living for the next three weeks.","text_w_direction":"Pam, pack up your post-natal swimwear, make it a one piece or this offer is rescinded, and join me on a fantastic barbeque one week from today in Tallahassee, Florida where I'm going to be living for the next three weeks.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44991,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44992,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Mm hm.","text_w_direction":"Mm hm.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44993,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"I'll fly anywhere for some good barbeque.","text_w_direction":"I'll fly anywhere for some good barbeque.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44994,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Ooh, me three.","text_w_direction":"Ooh, me three.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44995,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Eh! No plus one's. This is for competent workers only. And don't worry about the cost, Sabre is footing the bill.","text_w_direction":"Eh! No plus one's. This is for competent workers only. And don't worry about the cost, Sabre is footing the bill.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44996,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"Does this have anything to do with what you were talking to Andy about?","text_w_direction":"Does this have anything to do with what you were talking to Andy about?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44997,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"God, you're such a spy.","text_w_direction":"God, you're such a spy.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44998,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Darryl","text":"Notice anything different about me?","text_w_direction":"[clears throat] Notice anything different about me?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":44999,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Val","text":"You're wearing the beanie. You like it?","text_w_direction":"You're wearing the beanie. You like it?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45000,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Darryl","text":"Super comfortable. Like sweatpants for my head.","text_w_direction":"Super comfortable. Like sweatpants for my head.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45001,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Nate","text":"I love it too Val. It's it's really itchy, uh but to be fair my head is constantly itching so I can't really peg it on the hat.","text_w_direction":"I love it too Val. It's it's really itchy, uh but to be fair my head is constantly itching so I can't really peg it on the hat.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45002,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Darryl","text":"Wow. It's like the nation of Islam down here.","text_w_direction":"[noticing all the warehouse workers wearing homemade beanies] Wow. It's like the nation of Islam down here.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45003,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Val","text":"I like to knit, don't hate. And who's that for?","text_w_direction":"I like to knit, don't hate. And who's that for?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45004,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Darryl","text":"Oh, this is a gift, for....my man Nate here.","text_w_direction":"Oh, this is a gift, for....my man Nate here.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45005,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Nate","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45006,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45007,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Nate","text":"Darryl, you shouldn't have.","text_w_direction":"Darryl, you shouldn't have.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45008,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45009,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Nate","text":"Can I open it?","text_w_direction":"Can I open it?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45010,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Darryl","text":"No, no, no. Maybe just later.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no. Maybe just later.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45011,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Nate","text":"Ah, I can't wait. I'm sorry. I get too excited. Darryl.","text_w_direction":"Ah, I can't wait. I'm sorry. I get too excited. [opens gift] Darryl.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45012,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Val","text":"Wow. Those are really nice.","text_w_direction":"Wow. Those are really nice.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45013,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Nate","text":"They're so elegant.","text_w_direction":"They're so elegant.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45014,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Val","text":"Cashmere.","text_w_direction":"Cashmere.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45015,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Nate","text":"How'd you know?","text_w_direction":"How'd you know?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45016,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Darryl","text":"Just a hunch. Your gift is on the way.","text_w_direction":"Just a hunch. Your gift is on the way.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45017,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Val","text":"Can't wait.","text_w_direction":"Can't wait.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45018,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Nate","text":"\"I'm glad you're in my life. Happy Valentine's Day.\" Ugh, Darryl. I am glad to be in your life too. Oh, your card is more beautiful than the gloves.","text_w_direction":"[reading card] \"I'm glad you're in my life. Happy Valentine's Day.\" Ugh, Darryl. I am glad to be in your life too. Oh, your card is more beautiful than the gloves.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45019,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"My first task as special project manager Dwight Shrute? Assembling a crack team. I need people who are loyal. People who'll help me get an inroad with the gay Hispanic community. People who won't be missed. We don't need idiots, good for nothing's, methheads or... What's your name?","text_w_direction":"My first task as special project manager Dwight Shrute? Assembling a crack team. I need people who are loyal. People who'll help me get an inroad with the gay Hispanic community. People who won't be missed. We don't need idiots, good for nothing's, methheads or... What's your name?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45020,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Kathy","text":"Kathy.","text_w_direction":"Kathy.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45021,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Kathy.","text_w_direction":"Kathy.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45022,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"I just got a text from Robert California that says \"bring your clubs to Florida\".","text_w_direction":"I just got a text from Robert California that says \"bring your clubs to Florida\".","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45023,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"Why? Does he think you're going to Florida?","text_w_direction":"Why? Does he think you're going to Florida?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45024,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"I hope not. Because I am not going. Two question marks?","text_w_direction":"I hope not. [laughs] Because I am not going. Two question marks?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45025,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"No, just do one. Two question marks is kind of aggressive. You know it's like wha-what?? Just do one.","text_w_direction":"No, just do one. Two question marks is kind of aggressive. You know it's like wha-what?? Just do one.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45026,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"You wanna take Darryl, Phyllis, Toby, Angela and Oscar?","text_w_direction":"You wanna take Darryl, Phyllis, Toby, Angela and Oscar?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45027,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45028,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Can I interest you in someone less essential? Like uh a Creed or a Meredith perhaps?","text_w_direction":"Can I interest you in someone less essential? Like uh a Creed or a Meredith perhaps?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45029,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh my god.","text_w_direction":"Oh my god.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45030,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"They're not expendable exactly, I just can't...I can't think of the word I'm trying to find.","text_w_direction":"They're not expendable exactly, I just can't...I can't think of the word I'm trying to find.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45031,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Are you kidding me?! I'm supposed to get in an airplane with those nincompoops? We'd never get off the runway.","text_w_direction":"Are you kidding me?! I'm supposed to get in an airplane with those nincompoops? We'd never get off the runway.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45032,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Alright, look. I gotta keep this office functioning somehow. So, I have put together a list, here's your team. Darryl and Phyllis you can have, but you're also taking Kathy, Kelly and Kevin.","text_w_direction":"Alright, look. I gotta keep this office functioning somehow. So, I have put together a list, here's your team. Darryl and Phyllis you can have, but you're also taking Kathy, Kelly and Kevin.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45033,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh god.","text_w_direction":"Oh god.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45034,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"You have your team.","text_w_direction":"You have your team.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45035,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Kevin!? Kelly!? Kathy!? Andy just gave me a chain with three weak links. Have you ever tried to use a chain with three weak links? I have. And now I no longer own an arctic wolf.","text_w_direction":"Kevin!? Kelly!? Kathy!? Andy just gave me a chain with three weak links. Have you ever tried to use a chain with three weak links? I have. And now I no longer own an arctic wolf.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45036,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"Well, let's hear it.","text_w_direction":"Well, let's hear it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45037,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"\"Robert, Hey!\" Exclamation point.","text_w_direction":"\"Robert, Hey!\" Exclamation point.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45038,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"I like it so far.","text_w_direction":"I like it so far.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45039,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"\"Got your text, awesome idea. Let's hit the links next time you're in PA\" Dash JH.","text_w_direction":"\"Got your text, awesome idea. Let's hit the links next time you're in PA\" Dash JH.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45040,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"It's perfect. You emphasized the golf, completely omit the Florida.","text_w_direction":"It's perfect. You emphasized the golf, completely omit the Florida.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45041,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, it's a golf text.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it's a golf text.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45042,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"Total golf text. Send it.","text_w_direction":"Total golf text. Send it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45043,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Duh- Wait. I just feel weird. I should just call him.","text_w_direction":"Duh- Wait. I just feel weird. I should just call him.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45044,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Kelly","text":"You wanna call someone? That texted you!? Do you wanna drive them away? I mean, ugh.","text_w_direction":"You wanna call someone? That texted you!? Do you wanna drive them away? I mean, ugh.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45045,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Darryl","text":"This is Darryl.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] This is Darryl.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45046,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Bob","text":"Oh, sorry I asked for the main shipping number. I just need the address for the warehouse? I want to send my girlfriend some flowers.","text_w_direction":"Oh, sorry I asked for the main shipping number. I just need the address for the warehouse? I want to send my girlfriend some flowers.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45047,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Darryl","text":"Your girlfriend? Is your girlfriend Val?","text_w_direction":"Your girlfriend? Is your girlfriend Val?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45048,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Bob","text":"Yeah, do you know her?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, do you know her?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45049,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Darryl","text":"We're friends. We're friends.","text_w_direction":"We're friends. We're friends.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45050,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Bob","text":"Cool. Um, so can I get that address or...?","text_w_direction":"Cool. Um, so can I get that address or...?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45051,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah sorry, I'm just looking for a pen.","text_w_direction":"Yeah sorry, I'm just looking for a pen.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45052,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Bob","text":"Why do you need a pen?","text_w_direction":"Why do you need a pen?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45053,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Darryl","text":"Back off! I got my reasons.","text_w_direction":"Back off! I got my reasons.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45054,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"May I have your attention please? Could Kathy, Darryl, Phyllis, Kevin and Kelly please join me in the conference room immediately?","text_w_direction":"May I have your attention please? Could Kathy, Darryl, Phyllis, Kevin and Kelly please join me in the conference room immediately?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45055,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Kelly","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45056,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, no big deal. It's just that you five have been deemed most deserving of a three week all expenses paid business trip to Tallahassee, Florida.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no big deal. It's just that you five have been deemed most deserving of a three week all expenses paid business trip to Tallahassee, Florida.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45057,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Kelly","text":"Hell yeah.","text_w_direction":"Hell yeah.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45058,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Stanley","text":"What?!","text_w_direction":"What?!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45059,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, I'm sorry Stanley, I can't share any more details with you. You see, Andy rejected you.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'm sorry Stanley, I can't share any more details with you. You see, Andy rejected you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45060,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Meredith","text":"Wait. Kathy gets to go? Uh, why does she even still work here? Pam is back.","text_w_direction":"Wait. Kathy gets to go? Uh, why does she even still work here? Pam is back.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45061,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Oscar","text":"It just feels like a slap in the face.","text_w_direction":"It just feels like a slap in the face.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45062,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"I can understand your pain and your rage, but you know what? Andy is an honorable man, let us not question his choices. I'm sure he had his reasons.","text_w_direction":"I can understand your pain and your rage, but you know what? Andy is an honorable man, let us not question his choices. I'm sure he had his reasons.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45063,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Oscar","text":"We're not questioning his reasons. I just wanna know what they are.","text_w_direction":"We're not questioning his reasons. I just wanna know what they are.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45064,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"I know, you and me both, brother. It seemed kinda random to me, but he was pretty clear on who he thought truly deserved this boondoggle of a lifetime.","text_w_direction":"I know, you and me both, brother. It seemed kinda random to me, but he was pretty clear on who he thought truly deserved this boondoggle of a lifetime.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45065,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Kevin","text":"Well, he nailed it because I do deserve a vacation. Sometimes Batman's gotta take off his cape.","text_w_direction":"Well, he nailed it because I do deserve a vacation. Sometimes Batman's gotta take off his cape.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45066,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Good point. But we're gonna be working pretty hard until five PM. After that it's gonna be beach volleyball, trips to Cape Canaveral, and sea kayaking with Gloria Estefan.","text_w_direction":"Good point. But we're gonna be working pretty hard until five PM. After that it's gonna be beach volleyball, trips to Cape Canaveral, and sea kayaking with Gloria Estefan.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45067,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Ryan","text":"What are the criteria for going?","text_w_direction":"What are the criteria for going?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45068,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"It might be innate goodness versus innate badness? But there's an easy way to find out. Oh Andy, gotta few questions for you.","text_w_direction":"It might be innate goodness versus innate badness? But there's an easy way to find out. [knocks on Andy's office door] Oh Andy, gotta few questions for you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45069,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Mooshie mooshie.","text_w_direction":"Mooshie mooshie. [Dwight laughs]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45070,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh, the Florida picks got out, and people were just kind of curious as to why they weren't picked and maybe you could just clarify?","text_w_direction":"Uh, the Florida picks got out, and people were just kind of curious as to why they weren't picked and maybe you could just clarify?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45071,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Well uh...well the deliberations were confidential so...I feel like we should respect that.","text_w_direction":"Well uh...well the deliberations were confidential so...I feel like we should respect that.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45072,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Stanley","text":"Respect it? You're trying to tell me Kevin Malone deserves more than Stanley Hudson.","text_w_direction":"Respect it? You're trying to tell me Kevin Malone deserves more than Stanley Hudson.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45073,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Kevin","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45074,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Angela","text":"Ok, it's obvious Andy picked the people that are least important to the office.","text_w_direction":"Ok, it's obvious Andy picked the people that are least important to the office.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45075,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Kelly","text":"Important? Oh because you and your enormous monster baby are so important to the branch.","text_w_direction":"Important? Oh because you and your enormous monster baby are so important to the branch.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45076,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Angela","text":"My baby is not a monster!","text_w_direction":"My baby is not a monster!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45077,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey. Be proud of your enormous monster baby. I was once an enormous monster baby.","text_w_direction":"Hey. Be proud of your enormous monster baby. I was once an enormous monster baby.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45078,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Guys. Guys. Guys. Come on, seriously? We cannot let this trip cause this kind of rift, guys!","text_w_direction":"Guys. Guys. Guys. Come on, seriously? We cannot let this trip cause this kind of rift, guys!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45079,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Ryan","text":"Stop calling us \"guys\".","text_w_direction":"Stop calling us \"guys\".","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45080,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"I use the word \"guys\" a lot when I'm nervous...guys.","text_w_direction":"I use the word \"guys\" a lot when I'm nervous...guys.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45081,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Guys! Guys! Guys!","text_w_direction":"Guys! Guys! Guys!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45082,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Group","text":"Stop it!","text_w_direction":"Stop it!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45083,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Guys..","text_w_direction":"Guys..","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45084,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Ryan","text":"Stop. Stop it Andy.","text_w_direction":"Stop. Stop it Andy.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45085,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Oscar","text":"...Andy.","text_w_direction":"...Andy.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45086,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Dudes...the dudes who are going to Florida were picked by Dwight and me.","text_w_direction":"Dudes...the dudes who are going to Florida were picked by Dwight and me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45087,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"OK hey. I specifically remember there were a lot of other people I thought should be considered.","text_w_direction":"OK hey. I specifically remember there were a lot of other people I thought should be considered.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45088,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Wha-","text_w_direction":"Wha-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45089,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Stanley","text":"If anybody's going to Florida, it should be me. Every shirt I have that isn't a work shirt is a Tommy Bahama. I'm the only person in this office who watches Burn Notice.","text_w_direction":"If anybody's going to Florida, it should be me. Every shirt I have that isn't a work shirt is a Tommy Bahama. I'm the only person in this office who watches Burn Notice.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45090,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"OK, I did not realize that so many of you wanted to go so badly, so if you feel like you have a very good reason to go to Florida, I'm happy to hear you out.","text_w_direction":"OK, I did not realize that so many of you wanted to go so badly, so if you feel like you have a very good reason to go to Florida, I'm happy to hear you out.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45091,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Great idea! So why doesn't everyone just take the next five to six hours, come up with a statement on why you feel you deserve to go to Florida and Andy and I will listen to it.","text_w_direction":"Great idea! So why doesn't everyone just take the next five to six hours, come up with a statement on why you feel you deserve to go to Florida and Andy and I will listen to it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45092,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"No. That is a ridiculous waste of time.","text_w_direction":"No. That is a ridiculous waste of time.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45093,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Kelly","text":"For you maybe.","text_w_direction":"For you maybe.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45094,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Five to six hours?","text_w_direction":"Five to six hours?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45095,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Three to four hours.","text_w_direction":"Three to four hours.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45096,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"No no no no.","text_w_direction":"No no no no.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45097,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Two to three hours...","text_w_direction":"Two to three hours...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45098,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Nope.","text_w_direction":"Nope.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45099,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Come up with a statement in the next hour....","text_w_direction":"Come up with a statement in the next hour....","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45100,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Thirty minutes!","text_w_direction":"Thirty minutes!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45101,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Creed","text":"I'm out.","text_w_direction":"I'm out.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45102,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"Ok, read it back to me.","text_w_direction":"Ok, read it back to me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45103,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Robert, great offer. Wish I could hit the links with you in Florida but a father of a newborn really should be helping out his wife any chance he gets.","text_w_direction":"[reading text] Robert, great offer. Wish I could hit the links with you in Florida but a father of a newborn really should be helping out his wife any chance he gets.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45104,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"Good. Doesn't sound pushy...you're just stating a fact.","text_w_direction":"Good. Doesn't sound pushy...you're just stating a fact.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45105,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Erin","text":"Absolutely. Works for me.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely. Works for me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45106,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Ok, sending.","text_w_direction":"Ok, sending.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45107,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"Well done. And we managed to kill the entire morning.","text_w_direction":"Well done. And we managed to kill the entire morning.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45108,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Really did He responded L-O-L.","text_w_direction":"Really did [Text bleep] He responded L-O-L.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45109,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Erin","text":"","text_w_direction":"[laughs exaggeratedly]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45110,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Phyllis","text":"I have a new swimsuit I need to break in....","text_w_direction":"I have a new swimsuit I need to break in....","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45111,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Meredith","text":"I am...","text_w_direction":"I am...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45112,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"I have already picked my team","text_w_direction":"I have already picked my team","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45113,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Ryan","text":"You have two young dynamic people in this office who know trends, who know youth. That's myself and Kelly Kapoor, you need one of us there.","text_w_direction":"You have two young dynamic people in this office who know trends, who know youth. That's myself and Kelly Kapoor, you need one of us there.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45114,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Or both?","text_w_direction":"Or both?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45115,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Ryan","text":"Not both. Just one, me. Or if not me, Kelly. Ideally me. Again, youth knowledge. That's what you get when you put Ryan Howard on your special project team...or Kelly Kapoor. Again, not both. Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Not both. Just one, me. Or if not me, Kelly. Ideally me. Again, youth knowledge. That's what you get when you put Ryan Howard on your special project team...or Kelly Kapoor. Again, not both. Thanks.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45116,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Very impressive. He put a lot of work into that.","text_w_direction":"Very impressive. He put a lot of work into that.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45117,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Mm-hm. Powerpoints are the peacocks of the business world. All show, no meat.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hm. Powerpoints are the peacocks of the business world. All show, no meat.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45118,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Kevin","text":"Because I feel like that I'm in a place with my gambling rehab that I can finally start going to dog racing again. You know, just sitting, watching, enjoying the sport? Maybe putting down a few dollars if there's like a crazy mismatch or something...","text_w_direction":"Because I feel like that I'm in a place with my gambling rehab that I can finally start going to dog racing again. You know, just sitting, watching, enjoying the sport? Maybe putting down a few dollars if there's like a crazy mismatch or something...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45119,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok. Thank you Kevin, we'll let you know.","text_w_direction":"Ok. Thank you Kevin, we'll let you know.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45120,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45121,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Kevin","text":"When do we leave?","text_w_direction":"When do we leave?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45122,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45123,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Toby","text":"It has been a long, lonely winter.","text_w_direction":"It has been a long, lonely winter.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45124,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Wow. Seasonal effective disorder, AKA","text_w_direction":"Wow. Seasonal effective disorder, AKA","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45125,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Toby","text":"It is real, thank you for saying that.","text_w_direction":"It is real, thank you for saying that.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45126,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, wow. It's almost like we're not all experiencing the same winter?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, wow. It's almost like we're not all experiencing the same winter?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45127,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Stanley","text":"Florida Stanley smiles. Florida Stanley is happy to go to work. Florida Stanley is who you want on your Florida team.","text_w_direction":"Florida Stanley smiles. Florida Stanley is happy to go to work. Florida Stanley is who you want on your Florida team.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45128,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Maybe it's what she does here...","text_w_direction":"Maybe it's what she does here...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45129,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Well...","text_w_direction":"Well...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45130,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Erin","text":"Hey guys, any spots left?","text_w_direction":"Hey guys, any spots left?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45131,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Erin, you wanna go to Tallahassee?","text_w_direction":"Erin, you wanna go to Tallahassee?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45132,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Erin","text":"I do. I really do. I think it would be a nice way to clear my head.","text_w_direction":"I do. I really do. I think it would be a nice way to clear my head.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45133,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"You know I don't think it's a good idea for you to clear your head any more than it has been already. I think you need a workplace where the burdens of everyday life keep you tethered to reality.","text_w_direction":"You know I don't think it's a good idea for you to clear your head any more than it has been already. I think you need a workplace where the burdens of everyday life keep you tethered to reality.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45134,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Erin","text":"Either or. But if you can find someone to fill in, I would love to go.","text_w_direction":"Either or. But if you can find someone to fill in, I would love to go.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45135,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Well it wouldn't be hard to find someone to fill in..","text_w_direction":"Well it wouldn't be hard to find someone to fill in..","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45136,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Erin","text":"Really? Oh, great. Good, ahem, good.","text_w_direction":"Really? Oh, great. Good, ahem, good.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45137,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Now, is it too dark to say that Cici's having an operation?","text_w_direction":"Now, is it too dark to say that Cici's having an operation?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45138,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"I think you need to go to Florida.","text_w_direction":"I think you need to go to Florida.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45139,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"I think you're right.","text_w_direction":"I think you're right.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45140,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"It's only for three weeks, you know with my mom and sister at the house it'll be..","text_w_direction":"It's only for three weeks, you know with my mom and sister at the house it'll be..","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45141,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Total nightmare.","text_w_direction":"Total nightmare.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45142,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"I was going to say good because I'll have all the help I need?","text_w_direction":"I was going to say good because I'll have all the help I need?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45143,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They're incredibly helpful, you're lucky to have them. I mean with them there, you probably won't even know I'm gone.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They're incredibly helpful, you're lucky to have them. I mean with them there, you probably won't even know I'm gone.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45144,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"Exactly.","text_w_direction":"Exactly.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45145,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, No! No! Absolutely not! You are not going. Over my dead body, no. Andy?","text_w_direction":"Well, [Jim enters] No! No! Absolutely not! You are not going. Over my dead body, no. Andy?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45146,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Tuns, I'm really sorry. You're too essential to the operation here, I can't let you go.","text_w_direction":"Tuns, I'm really sorry. You're too essential to the operation here, I can't let you go.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45147,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"I wouldn't say that...it's a bit much.","text_w_direction":"I wouldn't say that...it's a bit much.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45148,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"You know Dwight, if you didn't want me to go the smart move would be to tell Andy that I actually am essential to the operation. That way I couldn't go.","text_w_direction":"You know Dwight, if you didn't want me to go the smart move would be to tell Andy that I actually am essential to the operation. That way I couldn't go.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45149,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim is essential to th-","text_w_direction":"Jim is essential to th-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45150,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Hold on, just wanna get it on camera.","text_w_direction":"Hold on, just wanna get it on camera. [holds up cellphone]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45151,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Andy, Jim is just too...essen-...","text_w_direction":"Andy, Jim is just too...essen-...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45152,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Essential.","text_w_direction":"Essential.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45153,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"This is stupid! Cut.","text_w_direction":"This is stupid! Cut.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45154,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Alright, I'm gonna pack my trunks.","text_w_direction":"Alright, I'm gonna pack my trunks.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45155,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"He doesn't even want to go.","text_w_direction":"He doesn't even want to go.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45156,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Well, I got a text from RC inviting me to come down so I think that's gonna make us roomates.","text_w_direction":"Well, I got a text from RC inviting me to come down so I think that's gonna make us roomates.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45157,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh my god.","text_w_direction":"Oh my god.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45158,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, quick question","text_w_direction":"Hey, quick question","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45159,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"OK, listen up everyone, here's who's going to Florida","text_w_direction":"OK, listen up everyone, here's who's going to Florida","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45160,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45161,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"....Stanley..","text_w_direction":"....Stanley..","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45162,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45163,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"...Ryan...","text_w_direction":"...Ryan...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45164,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45165,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"...Erin...","text_w_direction":"...Erin...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45166,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"(Bleep)","text_w_direction":"(Bleep)","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45167,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"...And, Jim.","text_w_direction":"...And, Jim.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45168,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"You've gotta be (bleep)-ing kidding me. Ok. Ok, Florida group, welcome to the team. AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!","text_w_direction":"You've gotta be (bleep)-ing kidding me. Ok. Ok, Florida group, welcome to the team. [goes into conference room and slams door] AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45169,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Let's go, step it up you runts. You infants, let's move.","text_w_direction":"Let's go, step it up you runts. You infants, let's move.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45170,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Stanley","text":"Why is it so hot in here?","text_w_direction":"Why is it so hot in here?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45171,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Hot? What are you talking about? This is a nice temperate Florida morning. Eighty-five degrees, seventy-five percent humidity. This is the exact environment you will be facing for the next three weeks of your life. Welcome to special projects orientation. The next three weeks of your life are gonna be the most miserable you've ever faced. They're gonna be hard, they're gonna be dirty. You're gonna wish you were dead.","text_w_direction":"Hot? What are you talking about? This is a nice temperate Florida morning. Eighty-five degrees, seventy-five percent humidity. This is the exact environment you will be facing for the next three weeks of your life. Welcome to special projects orientation. The next three weeks of your life are gonna be the most miserable you've ever faced. They're gonna be hard, they're gonna be dirty. You're gonna wish you were dead.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45172,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Ryan","text":"But...","text_w_direction":"But...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45173,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"But? There's not buts. That's it. You'll wish you were dead. You seem a little disturbed, you wanna stay here?","text_w_direction":"But? There's not buts. That's it. You'll wish you were dead. You seem a little disturbed, you wanna stay here?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45174,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Ryan","text":"No no, I want to go.","text_w_direction":"No no, I want to go.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45175,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Cause if any of you would prefer to stay here, all you need to do is ring this bell.","text_w_direction":"Cause if any of you would prefer to stay here, all you need to do is ring this bell. [holds up Taboo buzzer]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45176,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Is that the buzzer from Taboo?","text_w_direction":"Is that the buzzer from Taboo?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45177,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"SHUT UP MAGGOT! YOU DON'T WANT TO GO, RING THE BELL! RING IT! Ring it.","text_w_direction":"SHUT UP MAGGOT! YOU DON'T WANT TO GO, RING THE BELL! RING IT! Ring it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45178,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"How many of you have seen the documentary Deliverance?","text_w_direction":"How many of you have seen the documentary Deliverance?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45179,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Stanley","text":"How did a mosquito get in here?","text_w_direction":"How did a mosquito get in here?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45180,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"I released three hundred mosquitoes in the conference room, just temporarily. When I'm done, the frogs will take care of the mosquitoes.","text_w_direction":"I released three hundred mosquitoes in the conference room, just temporarily. When I'm done, the frogs will take care of the mosquitoes. [Frog in plastic cage ribbits]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45181,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes, when he brushes your soft supple cheeks with his worn leathery hands and says \"I'm gonna make you the seventh Mrs. Rosenblatt\" unless you ring this bell. Ring it! Ring the bell. You wanna spend the rest of your life changing your husband's colostomy bags? Huh? Do you? Ring it! Wha-, oh. What was that?","text_w_direction":"Yes, when he brushes your soft supple cheeks with his worn leathery hands and says \"I'm gonna make you the seventh Mrs. Rosenblatt\" unless you ring this bell. Ring it! Ring the bell. You wanna spend the rest of your life changing your husband's colostomy bags? Huh? Do you? Ring it! Wha-, [Jim slaps Dwight's forehead] oh. What was that?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45182,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Mosquito.","text_w_direction":"Mosquito.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45183,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Orientation is over.","text_w_direction":"[Sighs and grunts] Orientation is over.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45184,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Nate","text":"Oh Darryl, hey.","text_w_direction":"Oh Darryl, hey.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45185,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey what's up? You called?","text_w_direction":"Hey what's up? You called?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45186,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Nate","text":"Yeah, you know I, I felt really terrible that you got me these lovely gloves and I didn't get you anything...","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you know I, I felt really terrible that you got me these lovely gloves and I didn't get you anything...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45187,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Darryl","text":"It's cool really.","text_w_direction":"It's cool really.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45188,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Nate","text":"No, it's anything but cool. Now I haven't really had time to go out and buy you anything, but uh, here goes.","text_w_direction":"No, it's anything but cool. Now I haven't really had time to go out and buy you anything, but uh, here goes. [Hands Darryl pink slips of paper]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45189,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Darryl","text":"\"This coupon entitles you to one free tickle monster attack\"","text_w_direction":"\"This coupon entitles you to one free tickle monster attack\"","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45190,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Nate","text":"Yeah, they're Nate coupons. Or Nate-pons. And they're all different. Cash that one in and I will bring you a stick of gum, anytime, any place. I'll find you.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, they're Nate coupons. Or Nate-pons. And they're all different. Cash that one in and I will bring you a stick of gum, anytime, any place. I'll find you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45191,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Darryl","text":"Thanks. Nice flowers.","text_w_direction":"Thanks. [to Val] Nice flowers.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45192,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Val","text":"Thanks, they're from my mom.","text_w_direction":"Thanks, they're from my mom.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45193,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Darryl","text":"Your mom?","text_w_direction":"Your mom?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45194,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Val","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45195,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Darryl","text":"Uh. So I guess that was your mom who called me earlier looking for the address? Real deep voiced woman?","text_w_direction":"Uh. So I guess that was your mom who called me earlier looking for the address? Real deep voiced woman?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45196,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Val","text":"Yeah, that's her.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, that's her.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45197,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Darryl","text":"She said her name was Brandon, I think. Your mom's name is Brandon?","text_w_direction":"She said her name was Brandon, I think. Your mom's name is Brandon?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45198,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Val","text":"Yeah Darryl, my mom's name is Brandon.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Yeah Darryl, my mom's name is Brandon.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45199,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Darryl","text":"Then I guess I figured out where I stand. This is a love beanie.","text_w_direction":"Then I guess I figured out where I stand. This is a love beanie.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45200,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok, Florida team, let's reconvene.","text_w_direction":"Ok, Florida team, let's reconvene.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45201,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Erin","text":"I'm going to Florida.....and I'm not coming back.","text_w_direction":"I'm going to Florida.....and I'm not coming back.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45202,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"So Sabre has set up a conference room for our use while we're at corporate.","text_w_direction":"So Sabre has set up a conference room for our use while we're at corporate.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45203,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"So, what is this special project?","text_w_direction":"So, what is this special project?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45204,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Basically Sabre has tasked us with helping them branch into the retail marketplace. They want to set up their own version of an Apple store.","text_w_direction":"Basically Sabre has tasked us with helping them branch into the retail marketplace. They want to set up their own version of an Apple store.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45205,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"That sounds awesome.","text_w_direction":"That sounds awesome.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45206,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"It did, it did.","text_w_direction":"It did, it did.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45207,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Ryan","text":"You know what might be great? Is if instead of a genius bar we have a lounge area where people can ask questions about the product with other customers who liked it.","text_w_direction":"You know what might be great? Is if instead of a genius bar we have a lounge area where people can ask questions about the product with other customers who liked it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45208,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah. And they should have a place where people can check their computers or printers before they see you so you don't have to carry it around like a dope. Like a coat check. Oh, don't write it down unless you like it.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. And they should have a place where people can check their computers or printers before they see you so you don't have to carry it around like a dope. Like a coat check. [Dwight writes on whiteboard] Oh, don't write it down unless you like it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45209,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, I like it.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I like it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45210,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Ryan","text":"It seems to me that the Apple store is kind of like a party. So I think our question is","text_w_direction":"It seems to me that the Apple store is kind of like a party. So I think our question is","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45211,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"No. We sell business tools and the stores need to reflect that. They need to be all business. Let all the other stores look like a toy store.","text_w_direction":"No. We sell business tools and the stores need to reflect that. They need to be all business. Let all the other stores look like a toy store.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45212,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Ryan","text":"Right. Think different, from Apple.","text_w_direction":"Right. Think different, from Apple.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45213,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight, is now a good time to go over what you expect of us?","text_w_direction":"Dwight, is now a good time to go over what you expect of us?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45214,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes. What are my expectations for the group?","text_w_direction":"[long pause] Yes. What are my expectations for the group?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45215,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Dwight","text":"I have been given the responsibility to manage Stanley, a solid player, Ryan, who is capable of surprises, Erin, an excellent follower and Kathy, a probably not totally useless enigma. And, well, Jim. Under the right manager, that's not a bad team. Perfectinschlag.","text_w_direction":"I have been given the responsibility to manage Stanley, a solid player, Ryan, who is capable of surprises, Erin, an excellent follower and Kathy, a probably not totally useless enigma. And, well, Jim. Under the right manager, that's not a bad team. Perfectinschlag.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45216,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Kelly","text":"I don't know how I'm going to live here without you.","text_w_direction":"I don't know how I'm going to live here without you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45217,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Ryan","text":"Me neither. Hey, will you put this coat on my chair? I just realized I'm not going to need it down there.","text_w_direction":"Me neither. Hey, will you put this coat on my chair? I just realized I'm not going to need it down there.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45218,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Kelly","text":"Yes, I will take your coat. And I will keep it with me, and I will sleep with it because it smells like you.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I will take your coat. And I will keep it with me, and I will sleep with it because it smells like you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45219,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Ryan","text":"No, no, no, no. Just put it on my chair.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no. Just put it on my chair.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45220,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"Alright","text_w_direction":"Alright [kiss]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45221,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"Bye.","text_w_direction":"Bye.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45222,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Pam","text":"Bye. Call me when you land.","text_w_direction":"Bye. Call me when you land.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45223,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Jim","text":"I will.","text_w_direction":"I will.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45224,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Safe travels.","text_w_direction":"Safe travels.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45225,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Erin","text":"Goodbye for a very very long time.","text_w_direction":"Goodbye for a very very long time.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45226,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, K. It's only three weeks.","text_w_direction":"Oh, K. It's only three weeks.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45227,"season":8,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Special Project","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Amelie Gillette","character":"Kathy","text":"All expenses paid. Yeah, Jim's gonna be there. Their marriage is not good. Nobody knows better than me. Definitely we will. It's three weeks in Tallahassee, what else is there to do?","text_w_direction":"[On phone] All expenses paid. Yeah, Jim's gonna be there. Their marriage is not good. Nobody knows better than me. Definitely we will. It's three weeks in Tallahassee, what else is there to do?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1432,"air_date":"2012-02-09"}
{"index":45228,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Today is the first day of Sabre's new project to develop a chain of retail stores. I am meeting my new boss, Nellie Bertram, head of special projects. Work starts at nine. Sabre HQ is thirty minutes away, driving the speed limit. Giving everyone twenty minutes to shower, plus fifty for Jim to style his hair, twenty for breakfast, forty for Erin to get lost between her room and the lobby, ninety for Ryan to do his morning ecstasy... We're already twenty minutes late.","text_w_direction":"Today is the first day of Sabre's new project to develop a chain of retail stores. I am meeting my new boss, Nellie Bertram, head of special projects. Work starts at nine. Sabre HQ is thirty minutes away, driving the speed limit. Giving everyone twenty minutes to shower, plus fifty for Jim to style his hair, twenty for breakfast, forty for Erin to get lost between her room and the lobby, ninety for Ryan to do his morning ecstasy... We're already twenty minutes late.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45229,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Wake up!","text_w_direction":"Wake up! [Cathy screams]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45230,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, hey, hey, hey! Wake up! Ow! Why are you sleeping that way?","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey, hey, hey! Wake up! [Erin kicks him] Ow! Why are you sleeping that way?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45231,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Oh. I was reading the mattress tag and I fell asleep.","text_w_direction":"Oh. I was reading the mattress tag and I fell asleep.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45232,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Stanley! Wake up! You've got to wake up, the hotel's on fire!","text_w_direction":"Stanley! Wake up! You've got to wake up, the hotel's on fire!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45233,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Stanley, wake up, it's pretzel day!","text_w_direction":"Stanley, wake up, it's pretzel day! [Dwight pinches Stanley's nose and covers his mouth]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45234,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Stanley","text":"Mmm! Ugh!","text_w_direction":"Mmm! [struggles] Ugh!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45235,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Good morning.","text_w_direction":"[lets go] Good morning.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45236,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Hey, wake up. Let's have some fun. We're in Florida now.","text_w_direction":"Hey, wake up. Let's have some fun. We're in Florida now.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45237,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Ryan","text":"Hey, you. I'm so glad this is happening. I actually came to your door twice last night. Come on in, the water's fine. Oh, not cool!","text_w_direction":"Hey, you. I'm so glad this is happening. I actually came to your door twice last night. Come on in, the water's fine. [sees Dwight] Oh, not cool!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45238,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"I am on the two kid sleep schedule so I'm up and at 'em at four fifteen, but no kids, so I honestly didn't know what to do with myself, and then I thought of something. Uh-","text_w_direction":"I am on the two kid sleep schedule so I'm up and at 'em at four fifteen, but no kids, so I honestly didn't know what to do with myself, and then I thought of something. Uh- [hears door, hides]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45239,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Heeeere's Dwi- what the-? Oh man.","text_w_direction":"Heeeere's Dwi- what the-? [sees trashed room] Oh man.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45240,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"What do you think happened?","text_w_direction":"What do you think happened?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45241,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Looks like Jim got mixed up with some bad apples. Oh no, no, no, no. It wasn't me. I gotta find Luwanda at The Alcohol Club. Oh.","text_w_direction":"Looks like Jim got mixed up with some bad apples. [sees \"IT WAS DWIGHT\" written in lipstick on the door] Oh no, no, no, no. It wasn't me. I gotta find Luwanda at The Alcohol Club. Oh. [Jim falls out of the closet, Erin and Dwight scream]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45242,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Puppet.","text_w_direction":"Puppet.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45243,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Cathy","text":"Cool, for your kids?","text_w_direction":"Cool, for your kids?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45244,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. It's weird being away from them. Never done this before.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. It's weird being away from them. Never done this before.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45245,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Attention, Dunder Mifflin group. Proceed outside. The vehicle is waiting. Seats have been assigned. Shotgun goes to Ryan. Congratulations, Ryan.","text_w_direction":"Attention, Dunder Mifflin group. Proceed outside. The vehicle is waiting. Seats have been assigned. Shotgun goes to Ryan. Congratulations, Ryan.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45246,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"I need to make Nellie see me as a leader today. First impressions get locked in forever. When I first met Pam, she said something that slightly rubbed me the wrong way. Since then I've loved working with Pam and she's frankly wonderful, but I hate her.","text_w_direction":"I need to make Nellie see me as a leader today. First impressions get locked in forever. When I first met Pam, she said something that slightly rubbed me the wrong way. Since then I've loved working with Pam and she's frankly wonderful, but I hate her.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45247,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"I'll have a bottle of the antacid. Also, I want to get a souvenir for my son, but his mother doesn't acknowledge my paternity. Do you have anything for that? Also, I want it to have a Florida feel.","text_w_direction":"I'll have a bottle of the antacid. Also, I want to get a souvenir for my son, but his mother doesn't acknowledge my paternity. Do you have anything for that? Also, I want it to have a Florida feel.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45248,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Saleswoman","text":"What does he like?","text_w_direction":"What does he like?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45249,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Power.","text_w_direction":"Power.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45250,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Ryan","text":"Okay, and this one is, \"Huh. Don't see too many museums around here.\"","text_w_direction":"Okay, and this one is, \"Huh. Don't see too many museums around here.\"","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45251,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, Twiggy, that's enough. Get in the car.","text_w_direction":"Okay, Twiggy, that's enough. Get in the car.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45252,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Hey, are you okay?","text_w_direction":"Hey, are you okay?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45253,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm fine, okay? It's just stress. You know, 'cause I care about this project. And frankly the fact that none of you are vomiting or diarrheal right now I find very alarming.","text_w_direction":"I'm fine, okay? It's just stress. You know, 'cause I care about this project. And frankly the fact that none of you are vomiting or diarrheal right now I find very alarming.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45254,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Who says none of us are diarrheal?","text_w_direction":"Who says none of us are diarrheal?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45255,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Are you sure it's stress? Because I did poison you.","text_w_direction":"Are you sure it's stress? Because I did poison you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45256,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Very funny, Jim.","text_w_direction":"Very funny, Jim.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45257,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Oh no, I'm serious. I was thinking, \"For this trip I have to do something epic, so what should that be?\" and then I thought of it. I'll poison you. What are you gonna do? You gonna steal my newspaper or put a cricket in my cereal or something?","text_w_direction":"Oh no, I'm serious. I was thinking, \"For this trip I have to do something epic, so what should that be?\" and then I thought of it. I'll poison you. What are you gonna do? You gonna steal my newspaper or put a cricket in my cereal or something?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45258,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm gonna set your face on fire.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna set your face on fire.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45259,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"That's a good one. Whoa, Stanley! Did you just come back from burning down a rival nightclub?","text_w_direction":"That's a good one. [a red sports car drives up] Whoa, Stanley! Did you just come back from burning down a rival nightclub?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45260,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Stanley","text":"Laugh it up, Halpert. I'm in Florida for a month without my family. I'm gonna enjoy this. Want to get in? You can work the iPod.","text_w_direction":"Laugh it up, Halpert. I'm in Florida for a month without my family. I'm gonna enjoy this. Want to get in? You can work the iPod.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45261,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45262,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Stanley","text":"You're a nice guy, Jim, but you have no idea how to vacation. Find some Kenny Loggins.","text_w_direction":"You're a nice guy, Jim, but you have no idea how to vacation. Find some Kenny Loggins.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45263,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Loggins and Messina.","text_w_direction":"Loggins and Messina.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45264,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Stanley","text":"Did I say \"Messina?\"","text_w_direction":"Did I say \"Messina?\" [tires screech]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45265,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Ahh! Sorry I couldn't resist. It's so quiet.","text_w_direction":"Ahh! [laughs] Sorry I couldn't resist. It's so quiet.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45266,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Creed","text":"I like it. It's so peaceful, I've already written like, twelve plays today.","text_w_direction":"I like it. It's so peaceful, I've already written like, twelve plays today.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45267,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"It's so quiet, one might say, you could hear a pin... I thought that would be cooler.","text_w_direction":"It's so quiet, one might say, you could hear a pin... [drops pin] I thought that would be cooler.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45268,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Darryl","text":"I loved it.","text_w_direction":"I loved it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45269,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Meredith","text":"Hey, can you pick up the pin? Some of us like to work in our bare feet.","text_w_direction":"Hey, can you pick up the pin? Some of us like to work in our bare feet.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45270,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Of course, I will pick up the pin. It is right here. Got it.","text_w_direction":"Of course, I will pick up the pin. It is right here. Got it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45271,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Oscar","text":"Can we see that? Did you really find it?","text_w_direction":"Can we see that? Did you really find it?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45272,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Yes, right here. Got it. Dink, ow. In the trash.","text_w_direction":"Yes, right here. Got it. Dink, ow. [chuckles, clicks tongue] In the trash.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45273,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, why is it so quiet? Shouldn't the phone be ringing? Uh-oh. Erin set the phone to voicemail.","text_w_direction":"Hey, why is it so quiet? Shouldn't the phone be ringing? Uh-oh. Erin set the phone to voicemail.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45274,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Everyone","text":"Oh great.","text_w_direction":"Oh great. [overlapping chatter]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45275,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kelly","text":"We're screwed.","text_w_direction":"We're screwed.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45276,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"There.","text_w_direction":"There. [phone rings]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45277,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Oh! There we go! Pam?","text_w_direction":"Oh! There we go! Pam?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45278,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45279,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Can you get the phone?","text_w_direction":"Can you get the phone?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45280,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Well I'm not the receptionist.","text_w_direction":"Well I'm not the receptionist.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45281,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Mm, well, you used to be.","text_w_direction":"Mm, well, you used to be.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45282,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"I know, but I can't cover reception. I have a ton of work to do.","text_w_direction":"I know, but I can't cover reception. I have a ton of work to do.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45283,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Phone's ringing.","text_w_direction":"Phone's ringing.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45284,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kelly","text":"Will one of you get the phone? I am freaking out! I know it's for me. Are you guys kidding me? Stop flirting and someone get the phone!","text_w_direction":"Will one of you get the phone? I am freaking out! I know it's for me. [Andy and Pam silently argue] Are you guys kidding me? Stop flirting and someone get the phone!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45285,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Everyone","text":"Somebody! Answer the phone.","text_w_direction":"Somebody! Answer the phone.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45286,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kelly","text":"Andy, pick up the phone!","text_w_direction":"Andy, pick up the phone!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45287,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Stanley","text":"Get the damn phone.","text_w_direction":"Get the damn phone.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45288,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Meredith","text":"You're the closest one to it.","text_w_direction":"You're the closest one to it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45289,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Fine. Hello, Dunder Mifflin. Hello, you've reached Dunder Mifflin. How may I be of service?","text_w_direction":"Fine. Hello, Dunder Mifflin. [ringing continues] Hello, you've reached Dunder Mifflin. How may I be of service?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45290,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Man.","text_w_direction":"Man.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45291,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Cathy","text":"How was the drive?","text_w_direction":"How was the drive?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45292,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Fantastic. Stanley drives so fast.","text_w_direction":"Fantastic. Stanley drives so fast.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45293,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Stanley","text":"Life is short. \"Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse.\" That's one of my mottoes.","text_w_direction":"Life is short. \"Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse.\" That's one of my mottoes.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45294,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"I would love to hear the other mottos.","text_w_direction":"I would love to hear the other mottos.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45295,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Packer","text":"Quick query, Halpert.","text_w_direction":"Quick query, Halpert.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45296,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"No way.","text_w_direction":"No way.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45297,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Packer","text":"Still queer?","text_w_direction":"Still queer?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45298,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Packer.","text_w_direction":"Packer.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45299,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Packer","text":"You can't put me down. Too strong!","text_w_direction":"You can't put me down. Too strong!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45300,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Packer","text":"Yeah, Dwight and Jim tried to get me fired, but I landed on my feet down here in Florida. You see, this cat's got nine lives, and a nine-inch-","text_w_direction":"Yeah, Dwight and Jim tried to get me fired, but I landed on my feet down here in Florida. You see, this cat's got nine lives, and a nine-inch-","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45301,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Nellie","text":"Psst. Say, \"So who's leading this thing, anyway?\"","text_w_direction":"Psst. Say, \"So who's leading this thing, anyway?\"","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45302,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Ryan","text":"So who's leading this thing, anyway?","text_w_direction":"So who's leading this thing, anyway?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45303,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Nellie","text":"Psst. Say, \"I can't wait to meet him.\"","text_w_direction":"Psst. Say, \"I can't wait to meet him.\"","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45304,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Ryan","text":"I can't wait to meet him.","text_w_direction":"I can't wait to meet him.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45305,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Nellie","text":"Him, you say? Don't think a woman can be a leader?","text_w_direction":"Him, you say? Don't think a woman can be a leader?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45306,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Ryan","text":"I-","text_w_direction":"I-","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45307,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Nellie","text":"You poor, simple boy. Expected a man, did you? Strong, powerful. Huge, whopping pen1s? Well, sorry to disappoint, but my huge, whopping pen1s is right here, and I'm not afraid to use it. So stop looking at my breasts, and start looking at my pen1s. I'm Nellie Bertram, president of special projects. In the next few weeks we're going to throw everything you know about business out of the window and do it our own way. Are your minds blown? So, how did this special project come about anyway? Well, I interviewed to be the manager of your branch. After you decided I wasn't \"a good fit-\"","text_w_direction":"You poor, simple boy. Expected a man, did you? Strong, powerful. Huge, whopping pen1s? Well, sorry to disappoint, but my huge, whopping pen1s is right here, [points to her head] and I'm not afraid to use it. So stop looking at my breasts, and start looking at my pen1s. [slow clap] I'm Nellie Bertram, president of special projects. In the next few weeks we're going to throw everything you know about business out of the window and do it our own way. Are your minds blown? So, how did this special project come about anyway? Well, I interviewed to be the manager of your branch. [points to Jim] After you decided I wasn't \"a good fit-\"","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45308,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"It was-","text_w_direction":"It was-","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45309,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Nellie","text":"Ah! It was. I went on a shopping spree. Very destructive. I bought thirteen pianos. Then I realized, what if Sabre had a store? Hmm? So I called Jo, old friend, founder of Sabre, and I told her and she grabbed me by the shoulders and she said, \"Yes!\" So let's talk about the Sabre store then. Probably gonna look stupid, right? Like a big turd with a door on the front, right? What do you think it should look like?","text_w_direction":"Ah! It was. I went on a shopping spree. Very destructive. I bought thirteen pianos. Then I realized, what if Sabre had a store? Hmm? So I called Jo, old friend, founder of Sabre, and I told her and she grabbed me by the shoulders and she said, \"Yes!\" So let's talk about the Sabre store then. Probably gonna look stupid, right? Like a big turd with a door on the front, right? What do you think it should look like?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45310,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Cathy","text":"Um, it might be fun if each store had a different theme, like a beach one, a winter one, a jungle one.","text_w_direction":"Um, it might be fun if each store had a different theme, like a beach one, a winter one, a jungle one.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45311,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Nellie","text":"No, not a big fan of the winter aesthetic.","text_w_direction":"No, not a big fan of the winter aesthetic.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45312,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Cathy","text":"Well that was just one idea. It doesn't have to be winter.","text_w_direction":"Well that was just one idea. It doesn't have to be winter.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45313,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, no, it does. It does. It has to be winter, and I reject it. So I drew up a design concept. Probably gonna be rubbish, right? Would you like to look at it? Just so you could laugh at it.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, it does. It does. It has to be winter, and I reject it. So I drew up a design concept. Probably gonna be rubbish, right? Would you like to look at it? Just so you could laugh at it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45314,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45315,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Nellie","text":"Let me just get the projector working.","text_w_direction":"Let me just get the projector working.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45316,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh.","text_w_direction":"Uh. [eats antacids]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45317,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"You got to stop with the antacids. It's not the antidote.","text_w_direction":"You got to stop with the antacids. It's not the antidote.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45318,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"You didn't poison me, it's just stress.","text_w_direction":"You didn't poison me, it's just stress.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45319,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45320,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"What is the antidote?","text_w_direction":"What is the antidote?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45321,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"True love's kiss.","text_w_direction":"True love's kiss.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45322,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Nellie","text":"Jim, help me lower this screen. You're a big, tall man. You'd be hilarious trying to do it, like a little boy. Just let go of his balloon.","text_w_direction":"Jim, help me lower this screen. You're a big, tall man. [points to Ryan] You'd be hilarious trying to do it, like a little boy. Just let go of his balloon.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45323,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"I'll do it! I always say, \"You want something done right? Ask Dwight.\" Right? Dwight. Right? Dwight. Right Dwight, right Dwight. Sorry, now you'll never be able to get that out of your head.","text_w_direction":"I'll do it! I always say, \"You want something done right? Ask Dwight.\" Right? Dwight. Right? Dwight. Right Dwight, right Dwight. Sorry, now you'll never be able to get that out of your head. [reaches up, whimpers]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45324,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Packer","text":"I can do it.","text_w_direction":"I can do it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45325,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Mmm! There we go.","text_w_direction":"Mmm! [screams, pulls down screen] There we go.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45326,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes, a complete inability to pass gas, pervert. Ugh, yeah, it's tender. It can't be appendicitis, I eat more than enough bacon. Okay, what poison mimics the symptoms of appendicitis? Oh, you don't know? Hold on. What kind of poison did you use?","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Yes, a complete inability to pass gas, pervert. Ugh, yeah, it's tender. It can't be appendicitis, I eat more than enough bacon. Okay, what poison mimics the symptoms of appendicitis? Oh, you don't know? Hold on. [to Jim] What kind of poison did you use?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45327,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight, I didn't poison you. I was kidding.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, I didn't poison you. I was kidding.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45328,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, I'm gonna need an ambulance. Hold on, I have the address in my phone. Hold on. Hold on one second. Uh, quick question. Vice president, uh, who is that? There's no name listed.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I'm gonna need an ambulance. Hold on, I have the address in my phone. [sees chart on screen] Hold on. Hold on one second. Uh, quick question. Vice president, uh, who is that? There's no name listed.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45329,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Nellie","text":"Is there not? Maybe I'm just waiting for someone to wow me.","text_w_direction":"Is there not? Maybe I'm just waiting for someone to wow me. [winks]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45330,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Emergency Operator","text":"Sir? Sir, where should we send the ambulance?","text_w_direction":"Sir? Sir, where should we send the ambulance?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45331,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Send it to the frickin' moon, idiot.","text_w_direction":"Send it to the frickin' moon, idiot.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45332,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Packer","text":"I tell you what though, since my move down to Florida I've really gotten back into hunting big time.","text_w_direction":"I tell you what though, since my move down to Florida I've really gotten back into hunting big time.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45333,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Nellie","text":"Hunting's so primal. Almost sexual.","text_w_direction":"Hunting's so primal. Almost sexual.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45334,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Packer","text":"Totally. I mean, I'd never bang an animal, you can hardly tell the difference between a boy or a girl, you know, but hunting's intense.","text_w_direction":"Totally. I mean, I'd never bang an animal, you can hardly tell the difference between a boy or a girl, you know, but hunting's intense.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45335,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"You talking about hunting? I love hunting. I'm a master hunter.","text_w_direction":"You talking about hunting? I love hunting. I'm a master hunter.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45336,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Packer","text":"Did you say \"masturbator?\"","text_w_direction":"Did you say \"masturbator?\"","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45337,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm a decent baiter. My cousin Mose, that's a master baiter.","text_w_direction":"I'm a decent baiter. My cousin Mose, that's a master baiter.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45338,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Nellie","text":"Why are you sitting down like that?","text_w_direction":"Why are you sitting down like that?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45339,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Why is everyone else standing up? Okay team, let's get back to work! Break's over!","text_w_direction":"Why is everyone else standing up? Okay team, let's get back to work! Break's over!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45340,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Wow. Are you that bored?","text_w_direction":"Wow. Are you that bored?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45341,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Stanley","text":"It's just rum. I'm not bored, I'm a pirate.","text_w_direction":"It's just rum. I'm not bored, I'm a pirate.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45342,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Is that another motto?","text_w_direction":"Is that another motto?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45343,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Stanley","text":"It's whatever you want.","text_w_direction":"It's whatever you want. [offers Jim the bottle]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45344,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Mmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmm.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45345,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Stanley","text":"Or do you only drink with your kids?","text_w_direction":"Or do you only drink with your kids?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45346,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Ah, let's do it. Oh, that's healthy.","text_w_direction":"Ah, let's do it. [laughs] Oh, that's healthy.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45347,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"I've spent so much of my life telling myself \"Please, don't end up like Stanley,\" and now I'm wondering if I even have what it takes.","text_w_direction":"I've spent so much of my life telling myself \"Please, don't end up like Stanley,\" and now I'm wondering if I even have what it takes.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45348,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Nellie","text":"We have the Sabre Pyramid, right? Hmm? We've got a bunch of humans. You guys, humans... pyramid. Human pyramid. Do you follow? It's a team-building exercise. You'll love it. Who's in? Hmm?","text_w_direction":"We have the Sabre Pyramid, right? Hmm? We've got a bunch of humans. You guys, humans... pyramid. Human pyramid. Do you follow? It's a team-building exercise. You'll love it. Who's in? Hmm?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45349,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Packer","text":"Yup. Tallahassee, let's go.","text_w_direction":"Yup. Tallahassee, let's go.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45350,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Jim, are you in?","text_w_direction":"Jim, are you in?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45351,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, I don't know.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I don't know.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45352,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Stanley","text":"Sounds like a hoot. I'm in.","text_w_direction":"Sounds like a hoot. I'm in.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45353,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"All right, what the heck? Let's do it.","text_w_direction":"All right, what the heck? Let's do it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45354,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Packer","text":"This is great. This is gonna be great.","text_w_direction":"This is great. This is gonna be great.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45355,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Nellie","text":"I feel like I'm in ancient Egypt.","text_w_direction":"I feel like I'm in ancient Egypt.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45356,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"I'll be on top. It's the most important position.","text_w_direction":"I'll be on top. It's the most important position.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45357,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Ryan","text":"Dude, I think you have appendicitis.","text_w_direction":"Dude, I think you have appendicitis.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45358,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Ahh!","text_w_direction":"[tries to climb human pyramid] Ahh!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45359,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Ryan","text":"Dwight?","text_w_direction":"Dwight?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45360,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight, why don't we just hold off with the human pyramids for a while?","text_w_direction":"Dwight, why don't we just hold off with the human pyramids for a while?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45361,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Everyone stop moving! Everyone stop wiggling! Oh, I feel like I'm gonna vomit!","text_w_direction":"Everyone stop moving! Everyone stop wiggling! Oh, I feel like I'm gonna vomit!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45362,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Packer","text":"Dude, don't you yak on me. This shirt is Van Heusen.","text_w_direction":"Dude, don't you yak on me. This shirt is Van Heusen.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45363,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Stop moving!","text_w_direction":"[groans] Stop moving!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45364,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"No one's moving!","text_w_direction":"No one's moving!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45365,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh! [collapses]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45366,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Everyone","text":"Oh, oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh, oh! [general commotion]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45367,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Arrest Jim. He poisoned me.","text_w_direction":"Arrest Jim. He poisoned me.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45368,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Wha- no. No, it was not a poisoning.","text_w_direction":"Wha- no. No, it was not a poisoning.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45369,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"The one thing Pam made sure I knew, Florida's pretty loose with the death penalty.","text_w_direction":"The one thing Pam made sure I knew, Florida's pretty loose with the death penalty.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45370,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Paramedic","text":"You need an operation. You have appendicitis.","text_w_direction":"You need an operation. You have appendicitis.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45371,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Ryan","text":"Oh! Who called it? Nothin' but net.","text_w_direction":"Oh! Who called it? Nothin' but net.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45372,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"How long will he be gone?","text_w_direction":"How long will he be gone?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45373,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Paramedic","text":"Two or three days.","text_w_direction":"Two or three days.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45374,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Don't remember me like this. Remember me as the man who pulled down the screen.","text_w_direction":"Don't remember me like this. Remember me as the man who pulled down the screen.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45375,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Packer","text":"Drama queen, am I right?","text_w_direction":"Drama queen, am I right?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45376,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Phillip, if you're hearing this memo, that can only mean one thing, I'm dead. You are the rightful heir to Schrute Farms. Please, you must do one thing. Kill Mose before he kills you. Mose, hey, it's Dwight. Listen, yeah, I just want to give you a heads-up.","text_w_direction":"[to phone] Phillip, if you're hearing this memo, that can only mean one thing, I'm dead. You are the rightful heir to Schrute Farms. Please, you must do one thing. Kill Mose before he kills you. [presses button] Mose, hey, it's Dwight. Listen, yeah, I just want to give you a heads-up.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45377,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Packer","text":"That was an interesting diversion. Shall we get back to the meeting?","text_w_direction":"That was an interesting diversion. Shall we get back to the meeting?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45378,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Whoa, are those mini pizzas?","text_w_direction":"Whoa, are those mini pizzas?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45379,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, I figured we'd keep things savory while Oscar's mouth is in canker country. I also have some bacon-wrapped dates on deck.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I figured we'd keep things savory while Oscar's mouth is in canker country. I also have some bacon-wrapped dates on deck.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45380,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kevin","text":"Look at these little mini pizzas. Does this make me look huge? Hey guys, look at me, I'm huge.","text_w_direction":"Look at these little mini pizzas. Does this make me look huge? [giggles] Hey guys, look at me, I'm huge.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45381,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Hey Darryl, good news, your fax went through.","text_w_direction":"Hey Darryl, good news, your fax went through.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45382,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Darryl","text":"Oh yeah.","text_w_direction":"Oh [bleep] yeah.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45383,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Up high.","text_w_direction":"Up high.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45384,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Darryl","text":"Yes sir. Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Yes sir. Thanks.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45385,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Dunder Mifflin, this is Andy. I put out some new magazines, check it out.","text_w_direction":"Dunder Mifflin, this is Andy. [whispers to Kelly] I put out some new magazines, check it out.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45386,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Creed","text":"Ah, Dwell.","text_w_direction":"Ah, Dwell.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45387,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"I'm acting like I like reception and I'm a really good actor, so people are actually buying that I actually like reception, but, I mean, seriously, reception sucks. Oh, there's the phone!","text_w_direction":"I'm acting like I like reception and I'm a really good actor, so people are actually buying that I actually like reception, but, I mean, seriously, reception sucks. [phone rings] Oh, there's the phone!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45388,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"I just got out of surgery. What's going on? Fill me in.","text_w_direction":"I just got out of surgery. What's going on? Fill me in.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45389,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Well, we broke into groups and the groups are doing presentations later.","text_w_direction":"Well, we broke into groups and the groups are doing presentations later.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45390,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Who's doing the presentations?","text_w_direction":"Who's doing the presentations?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45391,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Packer's giving one. Jim'll probably give ours, I guess.","text_w_direction":"Packer's giving one. [Dwight growls] Jim'll probably give ours, I guess.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45392,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Damn it!","text_w_direction":"Damn it!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45393,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Let's see, what else have you missed? Ryan switched his name tag to his pants, so now it's like if you wear yours on your shirt, you're a total dip, but if you switch, you're a copycat. But I think I figured out a solution. What else? My shoes are gonna-","text_w_direction":"Let's see, what else have you missed? Ryan switched his name tag to his pants, so now it's like if you wear yours on your shirt, you're a total dip, but if you switch, you're a copycat. But I think I figured out a solution. What else? My shoes are gonna-","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45394,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Packer","text":"-features a tech support area. Bring in your product, a bunch of nerdy virgins fix it on the spot. Huge for building loyalty.","text_w_direction":"-features a tech support area. Bring in your product, a bunch of nerdy virgins fix it on the spot. Huge for building loyalty.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45395,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Nellie","text":"Very good point.","text_w_direction":"Very good point.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45396,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah Todd, decent idea. Obvious, but interesting.","text_w_direction":"Yeah Todd, decent idea. Obvious, but interesting.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45397,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Nellie","text":"Dwight, are you all right?","text_w_direction":"Dwight, are you all right?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45398,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm great. How are you?","text_w_direction":"I'm great. How are you?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45399,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"What's our presentation about?","text_w_direction":"What's our presentation about?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45400,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight, will you go back to the hospital? You were there for like three hours.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, will you go back to the hospital? You were there for like three hours.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45401,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"I got the surgery, what else is there to do?","text_w_direction":"I got the surgery, what else is there to do?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45402,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Do a hundred jumping jacks.","text_w_direction":"Do a hundred jumping jacks.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45403,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"No, I don't feel like it. You do a hundred jumping jacks.","text_w_direction":"No, I don't feel like it. You do a hundred jumping jacks.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45404,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"I don't feel like it either!","text_w_direction":"I don't feel like it either!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45405,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Ninety-seven, ninety-eight, ninety-nine-","text_w_direction":"[doing jumping jacks] Ninety-seven, ninety-eight, ninety-nine-","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45406,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"I want that vice-presidency.","text_w_direction":"I want that vice-presidency.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45407,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"You haven't done any of the research.","text_w_direction":"You haven't done any of the research.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45408,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"\"You're too slow, you're too small, Seabiscuit is a stupid name.\" You guys sound just like the enemies of Seabiscuit. I'm going to do it.","text_w_direction":"\"You're too slow, you're too small, Seabiscuit is a stupid name.\" You guys sound just like the enemies of Seabiscuit. I'm going to do it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45409,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Stanley","text":"Aw, let him do it.","text_w_direction":"Aw, let him do it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45410,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"Stanley, are you listening to music?","text_w_direction":"Stanley, are you listening to music?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45411,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Stanley","text":"Yup.","text_w_direction":"Yup.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45412,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"All right, who's ready for the next presentation?","text_w_direction":"All right, who's ready for the next presentation?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45413,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Nellie","text":"Ah, what is your topic?","text_w_direction":"Ah, what is your topic?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45414,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"What is our topic? Oh, what a topic it is.","text_w_direction":"What is our topic? Oh, what a topic it is.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45415,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Retail consumer habits.","text_w_direction":"Retail consumer habits.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45416,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Really? Okay. Retail consumer habits is... The only thing you need to know about retail consumer habits is that consumers are mindless lemmings. They just want to be told what to do. Fast forward to today, and the retail consumer is independent, well-informed, super smart. Super smart. Okay.","text_w_direction":"Really? Okay. Retail consumer habits is... [sighs] The only thing you need to know about retail consumer habits is that consumers are mindless lemmings. They just want to be told what to do. [Erin makes the first slide appear] Fast forward to today, and the retail consumer is independent, well-informed, super smart. Super smart. Okay.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45417,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Shopping habits are both seasonal and cyclical. What does this mean?","text_w_direction":"Shopping habits are both seasonal and cyclical. What does this mean?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45418,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Ryan","text":"I can field this one.","text_w_direction":"I can field this one.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45419,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"No, sit down. \"Seasonal.\" Well, the Christmas shopping season is certainly a busy one, back-to-school is, as well, and in early summer it seems to slow down a bit, but shopping is also cyclical. The menstrual cycle determines every choice a woman makes. You see, during ovulation, a woman's only goal is to get pregnant, and during menses, she is sad that she has failed. And how does the woman console herself? Shopping. Shopping. Just- Jim, could you fetch me some ice chips? Thank you. Just gonna... take a... brief pause at this point. Thank you. Oh, God. Next slide.","text_w_direction":"No, sit down. \"Seasonal.\" Well, the Christmas shopping season is certainly a busy one, back-to-school is, as well, and in early summer it seems to slow down a bit, but shopping is also cyclical. The menstrual cycle determines every choice a woman makes. You see, during ovulation, a woman's only goal is to get pregnant, and during menses, she is sad that she has failed. And how does the woman console herself? Shopping. Shopping. Just- Jim, could you fetch me some ice chips? Thank you. Just gonna... take a... brief pause at this point. [Jim gives Dwight a bowl of ice chips] Thank you. [Dwight sticks his head in the bowl] Oh, God. Next slide.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45420,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Mail call! His name is Oscar, and he got some mail, and he better open it, or go to jail 'cause it's your taxes. His name is Kevin, and no mail for him, but he got a coupon, for some frozen... yogurt.","text_w_direction":"Mail call! [sings] His name is Oscar, and he got some mail, and he better open it, or go to jail 'cause it's your taxes. His name is Kevin, and no mail for him, but he got a coupon, for some frozen... yogurt.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45421,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Kevin","text":"Are those the lyrics?","text_w_direction":"Are those the lyrics?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45422,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Anderson's three pillars of retail. Crucial. So important. Next. Are there any questions?","text_w_direction":"Anderson's three pillars of retail. Crucial. So important. Next. Are there any questions?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45423,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Nellie","text":"What are the three pillars of retail?","text_w_direction":"What are the three pillars of retail?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45424,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Convenience.","text_w_direction":"[whispers] Convenience.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45425,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Ingredients.","text_w_direction":"Ingredients.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45426,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Service.","text_w_direction":"Service.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45427,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Burgers.","text_w_direction":"Burgers.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45428,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Building loyalty.","text_w_direction":"Building loyalty.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45429,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Killing royalty. The truth be told, we should really disregard Anderson's three pillars. He was later diagnosed with dementia. You know what is important? Is Dwight's pillars, and there is only one","text_w_direction":"Killing royalty. The truth be told, we should really disregard Anderson's three pillars. He was later diagnosed with dementia. You know what is important? Is Dwight's pillars, and there is only one","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45430,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Nellie","text":"Very true. Where there's a will, there's a way. I once spent a passionate night with Hugh Grant's brother, John Grant. He's older than Hugh, just a little bit uglier. How did I pull that off? Sheer force of will. That is very good, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Very true. Where there's a will, there's a way. I once spent a passionate night with Hugh Grant's brother, John Grant. He's older than Hugh, just a little bit uglier. How did I pull that off? Sheer force of will. That is very good, Dwight.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45431,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you very much. Any other questions? Jim?","text_w_direction":"Thank you very much. Any other questions? Jim?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45432,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Jim","text":"You are bleeding through your shirt.","text_w_direction":"You are bleeding through your shirt.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45433,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Oops. That's embarrassing. Egg on my face. Ah.","text_w_direction":"Oops. That's embarrassing. Egg on my face. [ties jacket around wound] Ah.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45434,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, having fun?","text_w_direction":"Hey, having fun?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45435,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Yes I am, as a matter of fact.","text_w_direction":"Yes I am, as a matter of fact.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45436,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Well I know how it is. I know it's a lot of fun. I don't know how it is. Andy, this is a lame job. What are you doing here?","text_w_direction":"Well I know how it is. I know it's a lot of fun. I don't know how it is. Andy, this is a lame job. What are you doing here?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45437,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"I found my calling.","text_w_direction":"I found my calling.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45438,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Darryl","text":"Andy, when I was twelve years old, we did a field trip, a lock-in at the zoo. I met this girl, I thought she was so perfect. I was in love with her. But when the sun came up, I knew it wasn't real, 'cause she was ugly and I had grown tired of her. I know you want reception today, but tomorrow you won't want to do her. She's a dog.","text_w_direction":"Andy, when I was twelve years old, we did a field trip, a lock-in at the zoo. I met this girl, I thought she was so perfect. I was in love with her. But when the sun came up, I knew it wasn't real, 'cause she was ugly and I had grown tired of her. I know you want reception today, but tomorrow you won't want to do her. She's a dog.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45439,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"Guys, I don't like this analogy.","text_w_direction":"Guys, I don't like this analogy.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45440,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Ugh! Fine. Did you see this?","text_w_direction":"[groans] Ugh! Fine. Did you see this? [points to pens in cup]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45441,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Pam","text":"It's nice.","text_w_direction":"It's nice.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45442,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"I mean...","text_w_direction":"I mean... [Pam giggles]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45443,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Nellie","text":"How are you feeling?","text_w_direction":"How are you feeling?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45444,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Amazing. Just lost four ounces of appendix, already replaced it with muscle.","text_w_direction":"Amazing. Just lost four ounces of appendix, already replaced it with muscle.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45445,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Nellie","text":"Can I see the wound?","text_w_direction":"Can I see the wound?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45446,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh God.","text_w_direction":"[show her the wound] Oh God.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45447,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh! That's disgusting. That's barely healed.","text_w_direction":"Oh! That's disgusting. That's barely healed.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45448,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"You're not paying me to heal, you're paying me to kick ass.","text_w_direction":"You're not paying me to heal, you're paying me to kick ass.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45449,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Nellie","text":"A few hours ago, your body was open like a cabinet.","text_w_direction":"A few hours ago, your body was open like a cabinet.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45450,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"That's right.","text_w_direction":"That's right.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45451,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Nellie","text":"That is amazing. Todd, look at that.","text_w_direction":"That is amazing. Todd, look at that.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45452,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Packer","text":"Oh, yikes. Incoming-","text_w_direction":"Oh, yikes. Incoming- [tries to touch the wound]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45453,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"Ah! Not so fast.","text_w_direction":"Ah! Not so fast.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45454,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Nellie","text":"Would you come in early tomorrow so we can talk about the store over breakfast? I feel you have a lot to offer.","text_w_direction":"Would you come in early tomorrow so we can talk about the store over breakfast? I feel you [points to both] have a lot to offer.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45455,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Packer","text":"It would be an honor, ma'am.","text_w_direction":"It would be an honor, ma'am.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45456,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"I'll go ahead and cancel my post-op check-up right now.","text_w_direction":"I'll go ahead and cancel my post-op check-up right now.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45457,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Dwight","text":"I had two goals today. The first was to make myself the clear candidate for vice president. I achieved that, no thanks to my appendix. The second was to find a memorable souvenir for Philip. For that, I do have to thank my appendix.","text_w_direction":"I had two goals today. The first was to make myself the clear candidate for vice president. I achieved that, no thanks to my appendix. The second was to find a memorable souvenir for Philip. For that, I do have to thank my appendix.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45458,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Dunder Mifflin, how can I help you save money on paper? This is Andrew.","text_w_direction":"[answers the reception phone] Dunder Mifflin, how can I help you save money on paper? This is Andrew.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45459,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Donna Muraski","text":"Hi Andrew. What happened to Erin?","text_w_direction":"Hi Andrew. What happened to Erin?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45460,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, she's on an assignment in Florida for a couple of weeks.","text_w_direction":"Oh, she's on an assignment in Florida for a couple of weeks.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45461,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Donna Muraski","text":"Oh, good for her. She's such a sweetheart. You tell her Donna Muraski misses her.","text_w_direction":"Oh, good for her. She's such a sweetheart. You tell her Donna Muraski misses her.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45462,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Andy","text":"I miss her too.","text_w_direction":"I miss her too.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45463,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Nellie","text":"Everyone, we have a very special guest. He turned an idea into a store, into hundreds of stores. I give you Wally Amos, founder of Famous Amos Cookies.","text_w_direction":"Everyone, we have a very special guest. He turned an idea into a store, into hundreds of stores. I give you Wally Amos, founder of Famous Amos Cookies. [cheers, claps]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45464,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Wally Amos","text":"Aloha, aloha, aloha. So I hear you're all looking to bake up some dough in the sales game. Well, back when I was regular Amos-","text_w_direction":"Aloha, aloha, aloha. So I hear you're all looking to bake up some dough in the sales game. Well, back when I was regular Amos-","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45465,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Stanley","text":"What's under the cloth?","text_w_direction":"What's under the cloth?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45466,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Wally Amos","text":"We'll get to that.","text_w_direction":"We'll get to that.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45467,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Packer","text":"Cookies. Bet you anything it's cookies.","text_w_direction":"Cookies. Bet you anything it's cookies.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45468,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Wally Amos","text":"It's cookies. Let me- let me finish my speech first.","text_w_direction":"It's cookies. Let me- let me finish my speech first.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45469,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Nellie","text":"Ah, we get the gist. It's just success and effort, isn't it? So just, don't be coy, make with the cookies!","text_w_direction":"Ah, we get the gist. It's just success and effort, isn't it? So just, don't be coy, make with the cookies! [everyone goes for the cookies]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45470,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"Famous, hi. I'm sure you get ideas for new cookies all the time, but I-","text_w_direction":"Famous, hi. I'm sure you get ideas for new cookies all the time, but I-","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45471,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Wally Amos","text":"Is it oatmeal with no raisins?","text_w_direction":"Is it oatmeal with no raisins?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45472,"season":8,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Tallahassee","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Daniel Chun","character":"Erin","text":"I'm sorry to have wasted your time.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry to have wasted your time.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1522,"air_date":"2012-02-16"}
{"index":45473,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Hey Angela, you wanna see a picture of Phillip wearing those little booties you got us?","text_w_direction":"Hey Angela, you wanna see a picture of Phillip wearing those little booties you got us?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45474,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"So cute.","text_w_direction":"So cute.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45475,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Hey, you guys want to see a picture of Gerald wearing galoshes? He refused to go out in the rain until I bought these. Now going out in the rain is all he wants to do.","text_w_direction":"Hey, you guys want to see a picture of Gerald wearing galoshes? He refused to go out in the rain until I bought these. Now going out in the rain is all he wants to do.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45476,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Oscar thinks that having a dog is just like having a baby.","text_w_direction":"Oscar thinks that having a dog is just like having a baby.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45477,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"News flash - If you didn't carry it around for nine months, it isn't your kid.","text_w_direction":"News flash - If you didn't carry it around for nine months, it isn't your kid.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45478,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Exactly. Unless you adopted, of course.","text_w_direction":"Exactly. Unless you adopted, of course.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45479,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"That is where we disagree.","text_w_direction":"That is where we disagree.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45480,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Hey, are your little dudes crawling yet?","text_w_direction":"Hey, are your little dudes crawling yet?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45481,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"No, three-month-old humans don't do that.","text_w_direction":"No, three-month-old humans don't do that.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45482,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"My Phillip is crawling.","text_w_direction":"My Phillip is crawling.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45483,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Angela is such a liar!","text_w_direction":"Angela is such a liar!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45484,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"It's maddening!","text_w_direction":"It's maddening!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45485,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Exactly. That's just like crate training. All night long, all night long.","text_w_direction":"Exactly. That's just like crate training. All night long, all night long.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45486,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Well count yourself lucky. Wait until you have two. That's two sleep schedules, two naps that don't coincide, I mean, you'll never sleep again.","text_w_direction":"Well count yourself lucky. Wait until you have two. That's two sleep schedules, two naps that don't coincide, I mean, you'll never sleep again.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45487,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"No one said \"you must have two\"","text_w_direction":"No one said \"you must have two\"","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45488,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Like her genes are so important. The world just needs more Pam/Jim DNA. Thank you, no.","text_w_direction":"Like her genes are so important. The world just needs more Pam/Jim DNA. Thank you, no.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45489,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"No thank you.","text_w_direction":"No thank you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45490,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Check this out. My brother just got a new sailboat. He has NO idea what he just got himself into. There's nothing harder than taking care of a boat...am i right?","text_w_direction":"[laughing] Check this out. My brother just got a new sailboat. He has NO idea what he just got himself into. There's nothing harder than taking care of a boat...am i right?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45491,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Angela/Pam","text":"Unbelievable!","text_w_direction":"Unbelievable!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45492,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Un-be-liev-a-ble.","text_w_direction":"Un-be-liev-a-ble.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45493,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"It is the end of the day, it is the end of the week. We managed to fill 40 hours somehow. That's not bad, is it?","text_w_direction":"It is the end of the day, it is the end of the week. We managed to fill 40 hours somehow. That's not bad, is it?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45494,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Packer","text":"That's great.","text_w_direction":"That's great.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45495,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Pretty good.","text_w_direction":"Pretty good.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45496,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"Well thank you. This is very helpful feedback. Dwight, I am still not ready to name a VP.","text_w_direction":"Well thank you. This is very helpful feedback. [Dwight raises his hand] Dwight, I am still not ready to name a VP.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45497,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"That's not what I was going to ask. Gosh, jump to conclusions. Come on, I know, you've got so much on your plate. Right now, you're like 'oh, what's more important? Dwight's question, figure out who's the VP?' Dwight, VP. Dwight, VP. Dwight, VP. Dwight, VP.","text_w_direction":"[laughing] That's not what I was going to ask. Gosh, jump to conclusions. Come on, I know, you've got so much on your plate. Right now, you're like 'oh, what's more important? Dwight's question, figure out who's the VP?' Dwight, VP. Dwight, VP. Dwight, VP. Dwight, VP.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45498,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"I can't be hypnotized, Dwight. I tried it, I ended up smoking more.","text_w_direction":"I can't be hypnotized, Dwight. I tried it, I ended up smoking more.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45499,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Can we at least eliminate those that are not in the running? Free them up to focus more completely on the menial. Like stacking or sorting, or-","text_w_direction":"Can we at least eliminate those that are not in the running? Free them up to focus more completely on the menial. Like stacking or sorting, or-","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45500,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Catching butterflies.","text_w_direction":"Catching butterflies.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45501,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"That's a hobby, unless it's for food.","text_w_direction":"That's a hobby, unless it's for food.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45502,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Theater.","text_w_direction":"Theater.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45503,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Waste of time.","text_w_direction":"Waste of time.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45504,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Dragging.","text_w_direction":"Dragging.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45505,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"That's just a verb.","text_w_direction":"That's just a verb.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45506,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Dragging sticks.","text_w_direction":"Dragging sticks.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45507,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes, nice, perfect. Dragging sticks.","text_w_direction":"Yes, nice, perfect. Dragging sticks.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45508,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"Alright, I'm gonna eliminate three people right now, okay? Just... you three, no.","text_w_direction":"Alright, I'm gonna eliminate three people right now, okay? Just... you three, no.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45509,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Packer","text":"Not good enough (clicks tongue)","text_w_direction":"Not good enough (clicks tongue)","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45510,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"English peoples' main use today is judging American talent. You're crap. You're wonderful. They're mean, but they're incisive.","text_w_direction":"English peoples' main use today is judging American talent. [British accent] You're crap. You're wonderful. [back to American] They're mean, but they're incisive.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45511,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"Everyone meet in the hotel bar at 7","text_w_direction":"Everyone meet in the hotel bar at 7","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45512,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Packer","text":"I'll be there at 6","text_w_direction":"I'll be there at 6","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45513,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Cathy","text":"Ugh, we're gonna have one of those crazy nights, aren't we? Maybe we'll see the real 'Talla-nasty' we've been hearing so much about.","text_w_direction":"Ugh, we're gonna have one of those crazy nights, aren't we? Maybe we'll see the real 'Talla-nasty' we've been hearing so much about.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45514,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"'Talla-nasty', very clever.","text_w_direction":"'Talla-nasty', very clever.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45515,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Cathy","text":"Thank you-","text_w_direction":"Thank you-","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45516,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Gabe","text":"Wait, wait, you think she invented 'Talla-nasty?' no, no, no, no...","text_w_direction":"Wait, wait, you think she invented 'Talla-nasty?' [chuckles] no, no, no, no...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45517,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Cathy? It's been great. Fun, normal. I thought I was gonna be hanging out with stanley on this trip, but he's turned out to be kind of a loose cannon.","text_w_direction":"Cathy? It's been great. Fun, normal. [in voiceover] I thought I was gonna be hanging out with stanley on this trip, but he's turned out to be kind of a loose cannon.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45518,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"My friend and I are new here in Tallahassee. Would you like to get a cocktail?. Maybe go out for a little dancing. Beautiful day, no?","text_w_direction":"My friend and I are new here in Tallahassee. Would you like to get a cocktail? [Jim slowly slinks down in his seat, with the 'Jim Face']. Maybe go out for a little dancing. Beautiful day, no?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45519,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Okay, everybody. 5","text_w_direction":"Okay, everybody. 5","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45520,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Yes, the conference room is set up. I've got pens, I've got paper, I've got a whiteboard, we are good to go!","text_w_direction":"Yes, the conference room is set up. I've got pens, I've got paper, I've got a whiteboard, we are good to go!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45521,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Say what?","text_w_direction":"Say what?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45522,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"We are good to goooo!","text_w_direction":"We are good to goooo!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45523,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Say what?","text_w_direction":"Say what?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45524,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"We're good to goooo!","text_w_direction":"We're good to goooo!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45525,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Stop it.","text_w_direction":"Stop it.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45526,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Say-","text_w_direction":"Say-","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45527,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Stop it.","text_w_direction":"Stop it.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45528,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Andy.","text_w_direction":"Andy.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45529,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Tonight we're staying late to service the accounts of the people who went on the Florida trip.","text_w_direction":"Tonight we're staying late to service the accounts of the people who went on the Florida trip.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45530,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Yes, of course, we could've just been doing this the whole time, but SOMEONE dropped the ball.","text_w_direction":"Yes, of course, we could've just been doing this the whole time, but SOMEONE dropped the ball.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45531,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"...ball droppings can be beautiful. For example, when it turns an awkward soprano into a rich, full tenor.","text_w_direction":"...ball droppings can be beautiful. For example, when it turns an awkward soprano into a rich, full tenor.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45532,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Packer","text":"Jason Bourne would kick Bond's ass.","text_w_direction":"Jason Bourne would kick Bond's ass.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45533,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"Jason Bourne has no support staff. His own government's out to get him.","text_w_direction":"Jason Bourne has no support staff. His own government's out to get him.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45534,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Genghis Khan could take 'em both down 'cause he's not afraid to kill children ... What? it's true. He- He would- he would eviscerate babies and hang them from poles outside of the villages. (Jim taps Dwight on the shoulder)","text_w_direction":"Genghis Khan could take 'em both down 'cause he's not afraid to kill children ... What? it's true. He- He would- he would eviscerate babies and hang them from poles outside of the villages. (Jim taps Dwight on the shoulder)","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45535,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Packer","text":"Okay, drinking game. Count of three, take three sips.","text_w_direction":"Okay, drinking game. Count of three, take three sips.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45536,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"That's a stupid game. I got a great drinking game. Okay, everyone empty your pockets. Whoever has the most seeds is the king. Whoever has the least buttons is the hunchback.","text_w_direction":"That's a stupid game. I got a great drinking game. Okay, everyone empty your pockets. Whoever has the most seeds is the king. Whoever has the least buttons is the hunchback.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45537,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Gabe","text":"What happens if you're the hunchback?","text_w_direction":"What happens if you're the hunchback?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45538,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, you get kicked.","text_w_direction":"Oh, you get kicked.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45539,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"How many buttons do you have?","text_w_direction":"How many buttons do you have?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45540,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"(takes out bag) 40. Always.","text_w_direction":"(takes out bag) 40. Always.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45541,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Cathy","text":"Can I see?","text_w_direction":"Can I see?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45542,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Sure. (Hands bag to Cathy)","text_w_direction":"Sure. (Hands bag to Cathy)","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45543,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Cathy","text":"So, I get to kick you now.","text_w_direction":"So, I get to kick you now.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45544,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"No, they're not transferrable just 'cause I handed 'em to you.","text_w_direction":"No, they're not transferrable just 'cause I handed 'em to you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45545,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Cathy","text":"Well, that's how I played it in college.","text_w_direction":"Well, that's how I played it in college.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45546,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"College rules (Cathy throws Jim the bag and Jim kicks Dwight)","text_w_direction":"College rules (Cathy throws Jim the bag and Jim kicks Dwight)","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45547,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Aah!","text_w_direction":"Aah!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45548,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Packer","text":"Aaaaand he host at his own lame game.","text_w_direction":"Aaaaand he host at his own lame game.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45549,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"Ooh, double meaning! The game was lame, and now he's lame from the kick. Quick wit.","text_w_direction":"Ooh, double meaning! The game was lame, and now he's lame from the kick. Quick wit.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45550,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Packer","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45551,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"I'll have a glass of your oakiest chardonnay, please.","text_w_direction":"I'll have a glass of your oakiest chardonnay, please.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45552,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"And I will have waffle with your mapliest syrup.","text_w_direction":"And I will have waffle with your mapliest syrup.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45553,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Waitress","text":"Sorry, no waffles.","text_w_direction":"Sorry, no waffles.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45554,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, okay. Just forget it, then. Forget it. Forget it.","text_w_direction":"Oh, okay. Just forget it, then. Forget it. Forget it.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45555,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"A waffle?","text_w_direction":"A waffle?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45556,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"A hotel waffle. I know what I want to eat. Is that crazy?","text_w_direction":"A hotel waffle. I know what I want to eat. Is that crazy?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45557,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45558,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"I'm moving down here, you know.","text_w_direction":"I'm moving down here, you know.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45559,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Oh, no, I didn't know.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, I didn't know.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45560,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"I'm young, and I can ... and if I can't, I'm still pretty young. I guess I'll always be young.","text_w_direction":"I'm young, and I can ... and if I can't, I'm still pretty young. I guess I'll always be young.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45561,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"You come with me. We're gonna get you that waffle.","text_w_direction":"You come with me. We're gonna get you that waffle.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45562,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Why would Erin confide in me that she's staying here in Florida if she didn't want me to make some last-ditch, nothing to lose, Kelly Ka-who run at her? (Erin walks over) Hey.","text_w_direction":"Why would Erin confide in me that she's staying here in Florida if she didn't want me to make some last-ditch, nothing to lose, Kelly Ka-who run at her? (Erin walks over) Hey.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45563,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45564,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Watson carpet and tile.","text_w_direction":"Watson carpet and tile.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45565,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"One order.","text_w_direction":"One order.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45566,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Order reference number 00983-126.","text_w_direction":"Order reference number 00983-126.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45567,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Eight Cases, bright white inkjet.","text_w_direction":"Eight Cases, bright white inkjet.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45568,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Paid.","text_w_direction":"Paid.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45569,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"I'm dying!","text_w_direction":"I'm dying!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45570,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Processed.","text_w_direction":"Processed.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45571,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Val","text":"And delivered.","text_w_direction":"And delivered.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45572,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Sometimes I get so bored I just want to scream, and then sometimes I actually do scream. I just sorta feel out what the situation calls for.","text_w_direction":"Sometimes I get so bored I just want to scream, and then sometimes I actually do scream. I just sorta feel out what the situation calls for.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45573,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"I will be right back.","text_w_direction":"I will be right back.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45574,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Packer","text":"I will be here.","text_w_direction":"I will be here.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45575,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey. I see what you're doing. It's futile. the VP position is mine.","text_w_direction":"Hey. I see what you're doing. It's futile. the VP position is mine.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45576,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Packer","text":"Oh, please, You're through. She's going to give it to me as I'm giving it to her tonight. The cowgirl has chosen her saddle.","text_w_direction":"Oh, please, You're through. She's going to give it to me as I'm giving it to her tonight. The cowgirl has chosen her saddle. [clicks tongue, whinnies]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45577,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, saddles... ... sometimes fall off, especially if you don't properly cinch the girth.","text_w_direction":"Well, saddles... [clicks tongue, whinnies] ... sometimes fall off, especially if you don't properly cinch the girth.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45578,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Packer","text":"What? That's a joke, right? You see the way she's all over me.","text_w_direction":"What? That's a joke, right? You see the way she's all over me.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45579,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"If anyone's having s*x with Nellie for personal gain, it's me, and I'm not joking at all. If you don't tighten your saddle, you may fall off.","text_w_direction":"If anyone's having s*x with Nellie for personal gain, it's me, and I'm not joking at all. If you don't tighten your saddle, you may fall off.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45580,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Who is ready for dinner? \"oh, I bet it's pizza, or tacos, or something stupid\". No. I went south of the border for this. And then I went south of that border. And we have ourselves... A Jamaican feast, mon!","text_w_direction":"Who is ready for dinner? \"oh, I bet it's pizza, or tacos, or something stupid\". No. [claps] I went south of the border for this. And then I went south of that border. And we have ourselves... [takes foil off tray] [Jamaican accent] A Jamaican feast, mon!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45581,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"If I wanted Jamaican food I'd just hire a bunch of bodyguards and go there.","text_w_direction":"If I wanted Jamaican food I'd just hire a bunch of bodyguards and go there.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45582,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Additional trivia factoid, this food comes to us through Val. And our server is none other than Brandon, her boyf!","text_w_direction":"Additional trivia factoid, this food comes to us through Val. And our server is none other than Brandon, her boyf!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45583,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Val","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45584,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Brandon","text":"How you doing, Val?","text_w_direction":"How you doing, Val? [Val and Brandon kiss]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45585,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Jamaican, huh? I just read about the elections down there. Crazy stuff.","text_w_direction":"Jamaican, huh? I just read about the elections down there. Crazy stuff.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45586,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Brandon","text":"Oh no, I'm not actually Jamaican.","text_w_direction":"Oh no, I'm not actually Jamaican.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45587,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Terrific.","text_w_direction":"Terrific.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45588,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"What's up man? I'm Darryl.","text_w_direction":"What's up man? I'm Darryl.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45589,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Brandon","text":"Darryl, I heard about you. You doing good?","text_w_direction":"Darryl, I heard about you. You doing good?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45590,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Oh yeah.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45591,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Brandon","text":"Must be doing real good since you're f***ing my girlfriend.","text_w_direction":"Must be doing real good since you're f***ing my girlfriend.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45592,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Everyone","text":"Whoa.","text_w_direction":"Whoa.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45593,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Dude, you didn't tell me you were f***ing Val. High five!","text_w_direction":"Dude, you didn't tell me you were f***ing Val. High five!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45594,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"I'm not sleeping with your girlfriend.","text_w_direction":"I'm not sleeping with your girlfriend.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45595,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Val","text":"Brandon, what the hell are you talking about?","text_w_direction":"Brandon, what the hell are you talking about?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45596,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Brandon","text":"Don't play dumb with me. I know what's up.","text_w_direction":"Don't play dumb with me. I know what's up.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45597,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Val","text":"Honey, I am not sleeping with-","text_w_direction":"Honey, I am not sleeping with-","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45598,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Heyyy... let's get back to the food. Brandon, tell us about these delicious looking goops!","text_w_direction":"Heyyy... let's get back to the food. Brandon, tell us about these delicious looking goops!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45599,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Brandon","text":"Hope you all like goat.","text_w_direction":"Hope you all like goat.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45600,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Goat...","text_w_direction":"Goat...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45601,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"Blow in my ear.","text_w_direction":"Blow in my ear.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45602,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Packer","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45603,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"Like I'm on the beach.","text_w_direction":"Like I'm on the beach.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45604,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Seagull.","text_w_direction":"[imitates seagull calls] Seagull. [Continues seagull calls]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45605,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"And a wave crashing... a wave crashing.","text_w_direction":"And a wave crashing... a wave crashing.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45606,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, that is lovely.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that is lovely.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45607,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Alright, that's gonna do it for me tonight. Have a lovely evening.","text_w_direction":"Alright, that's gonna do it for me tonight. Have a lovely evening.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45608,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, how's it going?","text_w_direction":"Hey, how's it going?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45609,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Cathy","text":"Hey, uh, good. Uh, the heating system though in my room is all messed up. It's like 90 degrees in there. Maintenance is working on it. Can I hang out here?","text_w_direction":"Hey, uh, good. Uh, the heating system though in my room is all messed up. It's like 90 degrees in there. Maintenance is working on it. Can I hang out here?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45610,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Uh... yeah, I'm just watching basketball.","text_w_direction":"Uh... yeah, I'm just watching basketball.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45611,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Cathy","text":"Okay, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Okay, yeah.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45612,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45613,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Cathy","text":"Cool... Is this March Madness? I love March Madness.","text_w_direction":"Cool... [Jumps onto bed] Is this March Madness? I love March Madness.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45614,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, no, that's not this 'cause that's in... March. Uh, this is just the NBA. Professional. Miami Heat, actually, so...","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, that's not this 'cause that's in... March. Uh, this is just the NBA. Professional. Miami Heat, actually, so... [sits on floor]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45615,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Cathy","text":"LeBron James.","text_w_direction":"LeBron James.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45616,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yes, nice. Good word association","text_w_direction":"Yes, nice. Good word association","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45617,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Cathy","text":"","text_w_direction":"[giggles]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45618,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"Impressive.","text_w_direction":"Impressive.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45619,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh please, anyone can tie a knot, the real skill is in untying it","text_w_direction":"Oh please, anyone can tie a knot, the real skill is in untying it [puts string in his mouth]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45620,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Thornwood Wholesalers.","text_w_direction":"Thornwood Wholesalers.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45621,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"One order.","text_w_direction":"One order.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45622,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Brandon","text":"I read the text you sent to Val, man.","text_w_direction":"I read the text you sent to Val, man.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45623,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Val","text":"That's messed up.","text_w_direction":"That's messed up.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45624,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Is this spicy?","text_w_direction":"Is this spicy?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45625,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Brandon","text":"No, baby girl. It would be messed up if I didn't find anything, but I did, so-","text_w_direction":"No, baby girl. It would be messed up if I didn't find anything, but I did, so-","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45626,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"I'm pretty sure if Darryl sent Val a text, it was about some paper emergency or something.","text_w_direction":"I'm pretty sure if Darryl sent Val a text, it was about some paper emergency or something.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45627,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Brandon","text":"At midnight?","text_w_direction":"At midnight?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45628,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"... yeah...","text_w_direction":"... yeah...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45629,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"It happens! Like a hospital needs more napkins for surgery...","text_w_direction":"It happens! Like a hospital needs more napkins for surgery...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45630,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Guys, we're not gonna settle anything this way. I think we just need to be grown-ups here.","text_w_direction":"Guys, we're not gonna settle anything this way. I think we just need to be grown-ups here.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45631,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45632,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"I thin we're gonna need to here those texts.","text_w_direction":"I thin we're gonna need to here those texts.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45633,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Kelly, remember how you wanted to go home before?","text_w_direction":"Kelly, remember how you wanted to go home before?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45634,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"No. There's no way in hell I'm leaving. Something interesting is happening here for once in my life, I am staying here. Darryl, read the texts.","text_w_direction":"No. There's no way in hell I'm leaving. Something interesting is happening here for once in my life, I am staying here. Darryl, read the texts.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45635,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yup, coming. All right.","text_w_direction":"Yup, coming. [opens door] All right.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45636,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"My mini bar is oddly out of rum.","text_w_direction":"My mini bar is oddly out of rum.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45637,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"We have plenty.","text_w_direction":"We have plenty.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45638,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Oh, hello.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hello. [laughs with Cathy]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45639,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Do you want to watch the game with us? We're watching a game. The Heat game. Just a game.","text_w_direction":"Do you want to watch the game with us? We're watching a game. The Heat game. Just a game.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45640,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Got it. Good night. Careful Jim, it gets easier and easier.","text_w_direction":"Got it. Good night. Careful Jim, it gets easier and easier.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45641,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"No, no, no, Stanley.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, Stanley.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45642,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"mm-hmm. [about to leave]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45643,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Stanley. Stanley.","text_w_direction":"Stanley. Stanley.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45644,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"uh-huh.","text_w_direction":"uh-huh.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45645,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Stanley. Uhh... you know what? Just bring back those bottles!","text_w_direction":"Stanley. Uhh... you know what? Just bring back those bottles!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45646,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Whoa. the lights are still on.","text_w_direction":"Whoa. the lights are still on.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45647,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah, they keep them on 'cause it's less expensive than turning them on and off.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, they keep them on 'cause it's less expensive than turning them on and off.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45648,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"I like how guys just know stuff all the time.","text_w_direction":"I like how guys just know stuff all the time.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45649,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Girls know a lot of stuff too, okay? And nobody knows more than you. Especially me.","text_w_direction":"Girls know a lot of stuff too, okay? And nobody knows more than you. Especially me.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45650,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Hello, waffle iron.","text_w_direction":"[gasps] Hello, waffle iron.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45651,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Hello, what do we have here?","text_w_direction":"Hello, what do we have here?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45652,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Okay, so the recipe says we need a mixing bowl...","text_w_direction":"Okay, so the recipe says we need a mixing bowl...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45653,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Right.","text_w_direction":"Right.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45654,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"... a measuring cup...","text_w_direction":"... a measuring cup...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45655,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Got that. Get down.","text_w_direction":"Got that. [Metallic thud] Get down.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45656,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"It's the fuzz!","text_w_direction":"[whispers] It's the fuzz!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45657,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Shh! do you want us to get scolded? Shut your beautiful, beautiful mouth, please.","text_w_direction":"[whispers] Shh! do you want us to get scolded? Shut your beautiful, beautiful mouth, please.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45658,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"\"I got too much ice cream. You want some?\" \"Getting' my fry on.\"","text_w_direction":"\"I got too much ice cream. You want some?\" \"Getting' my fry on.\"","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45659,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Boring.","text_w_direction":"Boring.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45660,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Uh, \"The moon is huge tonight.\"","text_w_direction":"Uh, \"The moon is huge tonight.\"","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45661,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Ooh, gosh, the moon one's damning. Yeah, sorry.","text_w_direction":"Ooh, gosh, the moon one's damning. Yeah, sorry.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45662,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"That's regular text talk.","text_w_direction":"That's regular text talk.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45663,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Brandon","text":"You forgot one.","text_w_direction":"You forgot one.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45664,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"\"You're such a great friend.\"","text_w_direction":"\"You're such a great friend.\"","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45665,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Brandon","text":"With the dots.","text_w_direction":"With the dots.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45666,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"\"You're such a great friend, dot dot dot dot dot.\"","text_w_direction":"\"You're such a great friend, dot dot dot dot dot.\"","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45667,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Five dots, Darryl, are you kidding me? Okay, 'cause three dots means 'to be continued', four dots is a typo, but five dots means \"Whoa, do not make me say what I want to say, baby, but if I did, it would blow your mind, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot.","text_w_direction":"Five dots, Darryl, are you kidding me? Okay, 'cause three dots means 'to be continued', four dots is a typo, but five dots means \"Whoa, do not make me say what I want to say, baby, but if I did, it would blow your mind, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45668,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Everyone","text":"Oh...","text_w_direction":"Oh...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45669,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Brandon","text":"See? Yes. Thank you, sister.","text_w_direction":"See? Yes. Thank you, sister.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45670,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Val","text":"Brandon, Darryl and me? That's ridiculous, right?","text_w_direction":"Brandon, Darryl and me? That's ridiculous, right?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45671,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah, totally crazy. Puts me in an insane asylum just thinking about it. I'm stranded on shutter island over here.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, totally crazy. Puts me in an insane asylum just thinking about it. I'm stranded on shutter island over here.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45672,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"You look like Ed Harris if they stretched him a little bit.","text_w_direction":"You look like Ed Harris if they stretched him a little bit.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45673,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"You wanna see a picture of me trapped under a tree? ...ahhmmm... excuse me... What?! Not now, I'm busy.","text_w_direction":"You wanna see a picture of me trapped under a tree? [cell phone rings] ...ahhmmm... excuse me... What?! Not now, I'm busy.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45674,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I'm sorry, I thought you'd want to know that I saw a bedbug in my room. But, never mind, sorry to interrupt.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] I'm sorry, I thought you'd want to know that I saw a bedbug in my room. But, never mind, sorry to interrupt.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45675,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait wait wait wait, bedbugs? Oh no... Freak, I need a favor.","text_w_direction":"Wait wait wait wait, bedbugs? Oh no... Freak, I need a favor.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45676,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Gabe","text":"Well, then you have to call me by my name. Gabriel Susan Lewis.","text_w_direction":"Well, then you have to call me by my name. Gabriel Susan Lewis.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45677,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I gotta be gone for a few minutes. You make sure that Packer does NOT sleep with Nellie.","text_w_direction":"I gotta be gone for a few minutes. You make sure that Packer does NOT sleep with Nellie.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45678,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Gabe","text":"What's in it for GSL?","text_w_direction":"What's in it for GSL?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45679,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"You really want Packer as your boss?","text_w_direction":"You really want Packer as your boss?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45680,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Gabe","text":"Got it.","text_w_direction":"Got it.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45681,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"If Jim has bedbugs, that means they're everywhere. I can't risk them coming back to Schrute Farms. Our biggest attraction is our 200 year old mattresses.","text_w_direction":"If Jim has bedbugs, that means they're everywhere. I can't risk them coming back to Schrute Farms. Our biggest attraction is our 200 year old mattresses.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45682,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Where did you see it?","text_w_direction":"Where did you see it?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45683,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"In the bed.","text_w_direction":"In the bed.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45684,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Cathy","text":"I haven't seen anything.","text_w_direction":"I haven't seen anything.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45685,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"We gotta find it before it eggs.","text_w_direction":"We gotta find it before it eggs. [pulls sheets off bed]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45686,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Cathy","text":"Jeez...","text_w_direction":"Jeez...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45687,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Describe it.","text_w_direction":"Describe it.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45688,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Brown, shiny, painful bite.","text_w_direction":"Brown, shiny, painful bite.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45689,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Could be a bat weevil... Describe its mood. Did it seen sleepy?","text_w_direction":"Could be a bat weevil... Describe its mood. Did it seen sleepy?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45690,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Stressed, but to be fair, it was a tense situation.","text_w_direction":"Stressed, but to be fair, it was a tense situation.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45691,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Fair enough, but after it bit you, did it run away fearful, or did it walk away smug, self-assured?","text_w_direction":"Fair enough, but after it bit you, did it run away fearful, or did it walk away smug, self-assured?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45692,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"So smug. Like he thought it was funny, like this.","text_w_direction":"So smug. Like he thought it was funny, like this.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45693,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Pshh. That's a bedbug.","text_w_direction":"Pshh. That's a bedbug.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45694,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45695,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Everything's a joke.","text_w_direction":"Everything's a joke.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45696,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45697,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Check your hair!","text_w_direction":"Check your hair! [checks Jim's hair]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45698,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Ow.","text_w_direction":"Ow.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45699,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"God, oh. So greasy, you should just shave all this.","text_w_direction":"God, oh. So greasy, you should just shave all this.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45700,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Just check it.","text_w_direction":"Just check it.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45701,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"You are clean. Okay... One thing a bedbug thrives on is heat and carbon dioxide I am going to generate myself into a human trap. When I jump into the bed, you are going to cover me with the sheet immediately. And then we'll see who's laughing.","text_w_direction":"You are clean. Okay... One thing a bedbug thrives on is heat and carbon dioxide [starts running in place and turning up the thermostat] I am going to generate myself into a human trap. [starts to take off clothes] When I jump into the bed, you are going to cover me with the sheet immediately. And then we'll see who's laughing. [dastardly laugh]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45702,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45703,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah. Cover me!","text_w_direction":"Yeah. [jumps into bed] Cover me!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45704,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Cathy","text":"Is this really nessecary?","text_w_direction":"Is this really nessecary?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45705,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"He knows what he's doing.","text_w_direction":"He knows what he's doing.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45706,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Let the bedbugs bite!","text_w_direction":"Let the bedbugs bite!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45707,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Cathy","text":"Ugh, god, I feel so gross. I have to go take a shower.","text_w_direction":"Ugh, god, I feel so gross. I have to go take a shower.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45708,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Alright, then I will catch you later... What do we do now?","text_w_direction":"Alright, then I will catch you later... What do we do now?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45709,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"We wait. Come to papa.","text_w_direction":"We wait. [Shower starts] Come to papa.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45710,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45711,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I don't know, Dwight, I think maybe you should check again.","text_w_direction":"I don't know, Dwight, I think maybe you should check again.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45712,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Nope, I wasn't bitten.","text_w_direction":"Nope, I wasn't bitten.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45713,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Well, maybe it isn't warm enough in here.","text_w_direction":"Well, maybe it isn't warm enough in here.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45714,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, it's plenty warm, and I was farting continuously under the sheet, creating a kind of greenhouse effect.","text_w_direction":"Oh, it's plenty warm, and I was farting continuously under the sheet, creating a kind of greenhouse effect.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45715,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Come on.","text_w_direction":"Come on.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45716,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"If there were any in here, They would've imbedded themselves in me.","text_w_direction":"If there were any in here, They would've imbedded themselves in me.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45717,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"You know what? Maybe they just ate.","text_w_direction":"You know what? Maybe they just ate.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45718,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"No, you're good. Clean bill of health! Besides I gotta get back downstairs. I left Packer alone with Nellie for way too long.","text_w_direction":"No, you're good. Clean bill of health! Besides I gotta get back downstairs. I left Packer alone with Nellie for way too long.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45719,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, they're fine. They're adults.","text_w_direction":"Okay, they're fine. They're adults.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45720,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"No, that's the problem. Packer is trying to bed Nellie for the VP job unless I do it first.","text_w_direction":"No, that's the problem. Packer is trying to bed Nellie for the VP job unless I do it first.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45721,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Is that really how you want to get this job?","text_w_direction":"Is that really how you want to get this job?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45722,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Such a chorus girl.","text_w_direction":"Such a chorus girl.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45723,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, Dwight... Dwight... Dwight, Dwight Dwight!... uh...","text_w_direction":"Okay, Dwight... Dwight... Dwight, Dwight Dwight!... uh...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45724,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Cathy","text":"Is crazy gone?","text_w_direction":"[in a bathrobe] Is crazy gone?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45725,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45726,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Gabe","text":"They don't make these cords in boot cut anymore!","text_w_direction":"They don't make these cords in boot cut anymore!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45727,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Euughh... Pathetic, huh? A real man swallows his vomit when a lady is present... Hey.","text_w_direction":"Euughh... Pathetic, huh? A real man swallows his vomit when a lady is present... Hey.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45728,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Cathy","text":"Yeah, one death by chocolate, one bananas foster... Okay, cool. Thanks... I know, I'm a pig, right?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, one death by chocolate, one bananas foster... Okay, cool. Thanks... I know, I'm a pig, right?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45729,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Hmm? No.","text_w_direction":"Hmm? No.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45730,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Cathy","text":"Wait, this why I exercise like a fiend. Feel. Seriously.","text_w_direction":"[giggles] Wait, this why I exercise like a fiend. Feel. Seriously.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45731,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Okay alright. I'm really sorry, uh, I just have to say it. I'm-I'm married. I'm very happily married.","text_w_direction":"Okay alright. [gets up] I'm really sorry, uh, I just have to say it. I'm-I'm married. I'm very happily married.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45732,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Cathy","text":"Oh my God, what are you thinking?","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, what are you thinking?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45733,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"um... I mean-","text_w_direction":"um... I mean-","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45734,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Cathy","text":"I know that you're married, I sat at your wife's desk. How little do you think of me?","text_w_direction":"I know that you're married, I sat at your wife's desk. How little do you think of me?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45735,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I'm sorry, I feel like maybe I'm-I'm I misread things. Okay, let's just go back to watching.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, I feel like maybe I'm-I'm I misread things. Okay, let's just go back to watching.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45736,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Cathy","text":"Can you... without running to the other side of the room all night?","text_w_direction":"Can you... without running to the other side of the room all night?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45737,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yes, I can. uh, all right. I'm really sorry. I think we'll just... we'll just watch. You can watch, not watch, whatever you want to do. Take another shower, I don't care.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I can. [Cathy laughs] uh, all right. I'm really sorry. I think we'll just... we'll just watch. You can watch, not watch, whatever you want to do. Take another shower, I don't care.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45738,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Cathy","text":"Okay. I am so cold.","text_w_direction":"Okay. [Sits next to Jim.] I am so cold.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45739,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"","text_w_direction":"[Jim Face]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45740,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, Darryl. You okay?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Darryl. You okay?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45741,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"She's got a boyfriend.","text_w_direction":"She's got a boyfriend.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45742,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Play it cool, man. She'll come around.","text_w_direction":"Play it cool, man. She'll come around.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45743,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"No, you should go for it. I mean nothing would've happened with me and Jim if he didn't put himself out there.","text_w_direction":"No, you should go for it. I mean nothing would've happened with me and Jim if he didn't put himself out there.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45744,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, but... My friend Jim would tell you to play it cool.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but... My friend Jim would tell you to play it cool.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45745,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"My husband would tell you to go for it.","text_w_direction":"My husband would tell you to go for it.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45746,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45747,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45748,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45749,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45750,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Hey, this is fun.","text_w_direction":"Hey, this is fun.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45751,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"A lot of fun.","text_w_direction":"A lot of fun.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45752,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"I know. Can I give you a compliment? I'm really impressed by how much you've grown. Since I met you, it's like night and day.","text_w_direction":"I know. Can I give you a compliment? I'm really impressed by how much you've grown. Since I met you, it's like night and day.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45753,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"You should move down here with me.","text_w_direction":"You should move down here with me.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45754,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45755,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"We could be roommates.","text_w_direction":"We could be roommates.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45756,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45757,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"We could get a dog. We could go to R-rated movies. And who knows, I mean, you're a guy, I'm a girl-","text_w_direction":"We could get a dog. We could go to R-rated movies. And who knows, I mean, you're a guy, I'm a girl-","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45758,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45759,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Maybe in six months-","text_w_direction":"Maybe in six months-","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45760,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Ryan","text":"Six months?... um, okay, I'm in love with Kelly.","text_w_direction":"[louder] Six months?... um, okay, I'm in love with Kelly.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45761,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"Put your forehead near mine, and see if you can read my thoughts.","text_w_direction":"Put your forehead near mine, and see if you can read my thoughts.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45762,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay... Seven, one, one, nine...","text_w_direction":"Okay... Seven, one, one, nine...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45763,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"No, no, no, not numbers, no.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, not numbers, no.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45764,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"No, okay.","text_w_direction":"No, okay.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45765,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45766,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Try again... Ugh, I'm still getting numbers! Seven, one, one... is anyone around here thinking the numbers seven one one? 'Cause please stop, okay?","text_w_direction":"Try again... Ugh, I'm still getting numbers! Seven, one, one... is anyone around here thinking the numbers seven one one? 'Cause please stop, okay?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45767,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"Dwight, give me a key card to your room. Meet me in seven minutes for some one-on-one time.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, give me a key card to your room. Meet me in seven minutes for some one-on-one time.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45768,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait, the numbers!","text_w_direction":"[gasps]Wait, the numbers!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45769,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45770,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"oh...","text_w_direction":"oh...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45771,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"mm-hmm...","text_w_direction":"mm-hmm...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45772,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"There you go.","text_w_direction":"There you go.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45773,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"I will see you in seven-","text_w_direction":"I will see you in seven-","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45774,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Seven minutes.... Nellie, wait. Let me write my room number on the card..","text_w_direction":"Seven minutes. [Dwight and Nellie kiss]... Nellie, wait. Let me write my room number on the card. [chuckles]. [Dwight writes on the key card scratches it with a magnet and hands it back to Nellie]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45775,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Win at all costs, don't respect women. These are the tenets I was brought up with, and they have served me well. But my ancestors never worked in corporate America, and before that, hunters. And before that, time travelers. And before that, me again. At least, that's how the legend goes. The point is they never had to worry about how they got ahead. They just had to put food on the table and not alter the past.","text_w_direction":"[in voiceover] Win at all costs, don't respect women. These are the tenets I was brought up with, and they have served me well. But my ancestors never worked in corporate America, and before that, hunters. And before that, time travelers. And before that, me again. At least, that's how the legend goes. The point is they never had to worry about how they got ahead. They just had to put food on the table and not alter the past.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45776,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"1434-967, paid.","text_w_direction":"1434-967, paid.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45777,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"It has been processed.","text_w_direction":"It has been processed.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45778,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Val","text":"It has been delivered.","text_w_direction":"It has been delivered.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45779,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"That's it, last one.","text_w_direction":"That's it, last one.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45780,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Kelly","text":"Andy this has been an amazing night. Epic.","text_w_direction":"Andy this has been an amazing night. Epic.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45781,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Cool-down fiesta begins right now. I got decaf coffee...","text_w_direction":"Cool-down fiesta begins right now. I got decaf coffee...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45782,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"No way.","text_w_direction":"No way.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45783,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"I got Romy and Michele's High School Reunion...","text_w_direction":"I got Romy and Michele's High School Reunion...","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45784,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Val","text":"Hey. I just wanted to apologize. I mean, that was so weird. Can we just, like, never talk about it again?","text_w_direction":"Hey. I just wanted to apologize. I mean, that was so weird. Can we just, like, never talk about it again?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45785,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45786,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Val","text":"Okay, thanks.","text_w_direction":"Okay, thanks.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45787,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey, just so you know, me and you... I don't think that's ridiculous... Dot, dot, dot... dot, dot.","text_w_direction":"Hey, just so you know, me and you... I don't think that's ridiculous... Dot, dot, dot... dot, dot.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45788,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"All right. Now I think it's time for you to go.","text_w_direction":"All right. Now I think it's time for you to go.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45789,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Cathy","text":"What? Oh, Jim, I thought we talked about this. You're cool, right?","text_w_direction":"What? Oh, Jim, I thought we talked about this. You're cool, right?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45790,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Cathy, go.","text_w_direction":"Cathy, go.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45791,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Where's the bug?","text_w_direction":"[wearing face mask with spray chemicals in hand] Where's the bug?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45792,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Awesome.","text_w_direction":"Awesome.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45793,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Stand back!","text_w_direction":"[sprays the bed and Cathy] Stand back!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45794,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Cathy","text":"Aah! Stop, it, oh my god! That burns! what is that?!","text_w_direction":"Aah! Stop, it, oh my god! That burns! what is that?!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45795,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"It's a compound of chemicals I pulled off the maid's cart!","text_w_direction":"[continues spraying the bed] It's a compound of chemicals I pulled off the maid's cart!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45796,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Cathy","text":"","text_w_direction":"[coughs and moans]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45797,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Right there!","text_w_direction":"Right there! [points to Cathy]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45798,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Cathy","text":"Oh stop it, stop it, stop it!","text_w_direction":"Oh stop it, stop it, stop it!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45799,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, big one! Big one! Really big one!","text_w_direction":"[coughs] Oh, big one! Big one! Really big one!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45800,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Cathy","text":"I can't breathe!","text_w_direction":"I can't breathe!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45801,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I think I saw it!","text_w_direction":"I think I saw it!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45802,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Cathy","text":"Stop it!","text_w_direction":"Stop it! [runs out the door]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45803,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Nice job, I think you got 'em.","text_w_direction":"Nice job, I think you got 'em.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45804,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"You can't stay here, this place is a biohazard. If I were you, I'd just bunk with Cathy.","text_w_direction":"You can't stay here, this place is a biohazard. If I were you, I'd just bunk with Cathy.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45805,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"","text_w_direction":"[Jim face]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45806,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Second best Bananas Foster I've ever had.","text_w_direction":"Second best Bananas Foster I've ever had.","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45807,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh yeah? What's the first best?","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah? What's the first best?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45808,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"Dwight? Hello? Dwight?","text_w_direction":"[at the door, unsuccessfully trying to open it with the demagnetized key card] Dwight? [knocks] Hello? Dwight?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45809,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Is that Nellie?","text_w_direction":"[whispers] Is that Nellie?","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45810,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Don't let-shh!","text_w_direction":"[whispers] Don't let-shh!","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45811,"season":8,"episode":16,"episode_name":"After Hours","director":"Brian Baumgartner","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"Are you in there? I can see the light on under your door. Hello? Oh, look at that. The light went off, just as I said the light went on. Hello? Dwight? Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Are you in there? I can see the light on under your door. Hello? [knocks] [Dwight turns off the lights] Oh, look at that. The light went off, just as I said the light went on. Hello? [knocks] Dwight? [whispers] Dwight. [Dwight eats his Bananas Foster]","imdb_rating":8.1,"total_votes":1567,"air_date":"2012-02-23"}
{"index":45812,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Today is the test launch day for the inaugural Sabre store. Brr brr brr BRR and I, Dwight Schrute, am in charge of the entire operation. If I can prove myself today and the store is a hit with the media and Nellie sees this, the vice presidency is mine.","text_w_direction":"Today is the test launch day for the inaugural Sabre store. Brr brr brr BRR [imitating trumpet] and I, Dwight Schrute, am in charge of the entire operation. If I can prove myself today and the store is a hit with the media and Nellie sees this, the vice presidency is mine.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45813,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Are you holding this chair?","text_w_direction":"Are you holding this chair?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45814,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45815,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"‘cause I feel like I'm gonna fall off.","text_w_direction":"‘cause I feel like I'm gonna fall off.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45816,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes. Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Yes.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45817,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"I'm not wearing the right shoes for this.","text_w_direction":"I'm not wearing the right shoes for this.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45818,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"We went over this, ok? Your tiny fingers make the best knots.","text_w_direction":"We went over this, ok? Your tiny fingers make the best knots.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45819,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Hey Strangers. So stoked for the Sabre store opening.","text_w_direction":"Hey Strangers. So stoked for the Sabre store opening.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45820,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Hey, my name's Tabitha. I'm camped out in front of the Sabre store so I can be first in line for the new Pyramid. Psst. It's me Erin. Dwight had me pretend to be a hipster to create hype, and it's working. There's already people camped out behind me.","text_w_direction":"Hey, my name's Tabitha. I'm camped out in front of the Sabre store so I can be first in line for the new Pyramid. Psst. It's me Erin. Dwight had me pretend to be a hipster to create hype, and it's working. There's already people camped out behind me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45821,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Nellie","text":"Test launch day, people. Now, I would like to fill you in on a little secret about me to inspire you today. Now, I know you probably all think I'm this patrician goddess. But here's the truth. I was born in the little working class town of Basildon, and until the age of 32, I talked like this, which was bloody horrendous, innit? I came from dirt, no lower than ... what's lower than dirt?","text_w_direction":"Test launch day, people. Now, I would like to fill you in on a little secret about me to inspire you today. Now, I know you probably all think I'm this patrician goddess. But here's the truth. I was born in the little working class town of Basildon, and until the age of 32, [cockney accent] I talked like this, which was bloody horrendous, innit? I came from dirt, no lower than ... what's lower than dirt?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45822,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Loam, magma, mantle, outer core, inner core.","text_w_direction":"Loam, magma, mantle, outer core, inner core.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45823,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Nellie","text":"Yeah, thank you. Loam. Bloody loam, I came from. I hit rock bottom when I auditioned for the Spice Girls. I didn't even get a callback.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, thank you. Loam. Bloody loam, I came from. I hit rock bottom when I auditioned for the Spice Girls. I didn't even get a callback.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45824,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Which Spice Girl?","text_w_direction":"Which Spice Girl?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45825,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Nellie","text":"The black one. I never stood a chance.","text_w_direction":"The black one. I never stood a chance.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45826,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45827,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Nellie","text":"Now, think about my journey here today, and let it inspire your journey.","text_w_direction":"Now, think about my journey here today, and let it inspire your journey.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45828,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay. Nellie, thank you. Thank you so much.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Nellie, thank you. Thank you so much.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45829,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Todd Packer","text":"Yep","text_w_direction":"Yep","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45830,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Today is press day and press is gonna make or break this store. And for a tech company, press can only mean one thing – bloggers. Dossier on bloggers. Bloggers are gross. Bloggers are obese. Bloggers have halitosis. You're gonna love ‘em. Ryan is going to be the main event today. He is the pitchman who is going to give the feisty yet profound speech worthy of a world's fair. Ryan, you ready to do this?","text_w_direction":"Today is press day and press is gonna make or break this store. And for a tech company, press can only mean one thing – bloggers. Dossier on bloggers. Bloggers are gross. Bloggers are obese. Bloggers have halitosis. You're gonna love ‘em. Ryan is going to be the main event today. He is the pitchman who is going to give the feisty yet profound speech worthy of a world's fair. Ryan, you ready to do this?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45831,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"When people see this presentation, they're gonna in their pants.","text_w_direction":"When people see this presentation, they're gonna [bleep] in their pants.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45832,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45833,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Come on, man.","text_w_direction":"Come on, man.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45834,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Cathy","text":"Seriously disgusting.","text_w_direction":"Seriously disgusting.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45835,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Cathy, you will be the hot girl who talks to bloggers.","text_w_direction":"Cathy, you will be the hot girl who talks to bloggers.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45836,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Cathy","text":"Ugh. Kill me. That was my idea.","text_w_direction":"Ugh. Kill me. That was my idea.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45837,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Packer, you will be the sexual predator who has come to prey on the trendy teenage girls who are obsessed with the Pyramid.","text_w_direction":"Packer, you will be the sexual predator who has come to prey on the trendy teenage girls who are obsessed with the Pyramid.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45838,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Todd Packer","text":"Uh...","text_w_direction":"Uh...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45839,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Nellie","text":"Uh... that is excellent.","text_w_direction":"Uh... that is excellent.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45840,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Todd Packer","text":"I don't see what that gets us, but I'm a team player.","text_w_direction":"I don't see what that gets us, but I'm a team player.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45841,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Perfect casting, right?","text_w_direction":"Perfect casting, right?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45842,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Todd Packer","text":"Schrute's out to get me. But I'm playing the long game. As soon as he messes up, I swoop in like a sexual predator.","text_w_direction":"Schrute's out to get me. But I'm playing the long game. As soon as he messes up, I swoop in like a sexual predator.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45843,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Nellie","text":"I want to create a sense of wonder and enthusiasm as if, at the end of E.T., candy poured out of the screen. Do you understand? I wanna get goose pimples.","text_w_direction":"I want to create a sense of wonder and enthusiasm as if, at the end of E.T., candy poured out of the screen. Do you understand? I wanna get goose pimples.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45844,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Speaking of pimples, let's release the BLOGGERS!","text_w_direction":"Speaking of pimples, let's release the BLOGGERS!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45845,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Morning, everyone.","text_w_direction":"Morning, everyone.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45846,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, Andy, guess what happened to me this morning?","text_w_direction":"Oh, Andy, guess what happened to me this morning?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45847,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Don't care. Tell me later.","text_w_direction":"Don't care. Tell me later.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45848,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Listen, it's important. You've gotta hear this.","text_w_direction":"Listen, it's important. You've gotta hear this.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45849,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"What do you got?","text_w_direction":"What do you got?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45850,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh, my god!","text_w_direction":"Oh, my god!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45851,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Do you have a black eye?","text_w_direction":"Do you have a black eye?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45852,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Yes, I do. Phyllis.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I do. Phyllis.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45853,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"I woke up at 4 am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what?","text_w_direction":"I woke up at 4 am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45854,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45855,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"It's not a kid on a bike. It's a man in a car.","text_w_direction":"It's not a kid on a bike. It's a man in a car.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45856,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"Andy, who punched you?","text_w_direction":"Andy, who punched you?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45857,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Hey, I was on the can. What's this about a black guy in the office?","text_w_direction":"Hey, I was on the can. What's this about a black guy in the office?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45858,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Black eye, Meredith.","text_w_direction":"Black eye, Meredith.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45859,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Will someone please explain what's going on here? Since the interesting thing happened til now, so much time has passed, it's like my life is buffering.","text_w_direction":"Will someone please explain what's going on here? Since the interesting thing happened til now, so much time has passed, it's like my life is buffering.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45860,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Here's what happened. Pam and I were arriving for the day. And there was a gang in the parking lot on bikes, on, on motorcycles. And they were just hassling Pam...","text_w_direction":"Here's what happened. Pam and I were arriving for the day. And there was a gang in the parking lot on bikes, on, on motorcycles. And they were just hassling Pam...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45861,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"That's true.","text_w_direction":"That's true.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45862,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"They had, uh... weapons.","text_w_direction":"They had, uh... weapons.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45863,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Weapons.","text_w_direction":"Weapons.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45864,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I just stepped in to talk some sense into them.","text_w_direction":"I just stepped in to talk some sense into them.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45865,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"But these were not the kind of people who use their words.","text_w_direction":"But these were not the kind of people who use their words.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45866,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Punches were going, and I ducked a few, landed a couple, and I was fighting them off. It was totally, like, like, senseless crime.","text_w_direction":"Punches were going, and I ducked a few, landed a couple, and I was fighting them off. It was totally, like, like, senseless crime.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45867,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Thank goodness he was there.","text_w_direction":"Thank goodness he was there.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45868,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Good job Andy.","text_w_direction":"Good job Andy.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45869,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah","text_w_direction":"Yeah [all murmuring]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45870,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I didn't do anything any of you wouldn't have done.","text_w_direction":"I didn't do anything any of you wouldn't have done.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45871,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Open the gates! There's plenty for everyone. No need to panic. There's plenty for everyone!","text_w_direction":"Open the gates! There's plenty for everyone. No need to panic. There's plenty for everyone!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45872,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Man","text":"Quit it.","text_w_direction":"Quit it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45873,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"There's plenty. Don't stampede. No need to stampede, sir.","text_w_direction":"There's plenty. Don't stampede. No need to stampede, sir.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45874,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"I was ahead of you!","text_w_direction":"I was ahead of you!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45875,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, okay. Hey, hey. It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be fine. There's plenty of Pyramids.","text_w_direction":"Okay, okay. Hey, hey. It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be fine. There's plenty of Pyramids.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45876,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Come on. I was in line before you.","text_w_direction":"Come on. I was in line before you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45877,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Cathy","text":"So you're a blogger right?","text_w_direction":"So you're a blogger right?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45878,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Blogger","text":"Yeah. Blogger.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Blogger.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45879,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Cathy","text":"God, stay away. Oh, I always get in trouble around bloggers. I'm trying to be a good girl for once.","text_w_direction":"God, stay away. Oh, I always get in trouble around bloggers. I'm trying to be a good girl for once.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45880,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Uh yeah. I already bought my Pyramid, but I don't want to leave yet. I haven't had so much fun since seeing... zoo-Ey Desh-channel at the Couch-arilla music festival. So fun.","text_w_direction":"Uh yeah. I already bought my Pyramid, but I don't want to leave yet. I haven't had so much fun since seeing... zoo-Ey Desh-channel at the Couch-arilla music festival. So fun.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45881,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"How can we feel safe knowing that there are gangs here? We should call the police right now!","text_w_direction":"How can we feel safe knowing that there are gangs here? We should call the police right now!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45882,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45883,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45884,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"No, no, no, no, no, we don't need to call the police. They'll just ask everybody questions, get up in everyone's business, right, Pam?","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no, no, we don't need to call the police. They'll just ask everybody questions, get up in everyone's business, right, Pam?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45885,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Police are a hassle. We settled this on the street.","text_w_direction":"Police are a hassle. We settled this on the street.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45886,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"And my eye will heal. But if the police come, then we will forever stain our neighborhood as a troubled area.","text_w_direction":"And my eye will heal. But if the police come, then we will forever stain our neighborhood as a troubled area.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45887,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Why would you care what the police think of our neighborhood?","text_w_direction":"Why would you care what the police think of our neighborhood?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45888,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Because I have neighborhood Pride. 1-8-5-0-5.","text_w_direction":"Because I have neighborhood Pride. 1-8-5-0-5.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45889,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"1-8-5-0-5.","text_w_direction":"1-8-5-0-5.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45890,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"Guys, guys. That's so vague. You gotta do the zip plus four. 1-8-5-0-5 dash 7-4-2-7.","text_w_direction":"Guys, guys. That's so vague. You gotta do the zip plus four. 1-8-5-0-5 dash 7-4-2-7.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45891,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Look, I don't feel safe. I think we should call the police.","text_w_direction":"Look, I don't feel safe. I think we should call the police.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45892,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45893,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Exactly. We need to feel safe, which is why... Toby is giving us self defense training.","text_w_direction":"Exactly. We need to feel safe, which is why... Toby is giving us self defense training.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45894,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Me?","text_w_direction":"Me?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45895,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Right Toby? Will you teach us self defense?","text_w_direction":"Right Toby? Will you teach us self defense?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45896,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Yeah, um... I can't believe you remembered. I do self-defense. Um, I'll go put on my cup.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, um... I can't believe you remembered. I do self-defense. Um, I'll go put on my cup.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45897,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45898,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Nellie","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45899,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Blogger","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45900,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Nellie","text":"I wasn't really sure which one of you is Chuck.","text_w_direction":"I wasn't really sure which one of you is Chuck.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45901,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, no, it seems to be going great. Andy got beat up by a fifth grade girl?","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Yeah, no, it seems to be going great. Andy got beat up by a fifth grade girl?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45902,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Blogger","text":"Look at that guy. He's got his Sabre phone on, and he's not even using it.","text_w_direction":"Look at that guy. He's got his Sabre phone on, and he's not even using it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45903,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Blogger 2","text":"This is a perfect photo for my Daily Fail blog.","text_w_direction":"This is a perfect photo for my Daily Fail blog.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45904,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, I - I gotta go. Okay.","text_w_direction":"Uh, I - I gotta go. Okay.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45905,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Nellie","text":"Dwight, what is a fail? That sounds bad.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, what is a fail? That sounds bad.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45906,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, no, no, no. It's good. It's really -- on the Internet, it's a really -- that's a really good, good, thing.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, no, no. It's good. It's really -- on the Internet, it's a really -- that's a really good, good, thing.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45907,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Are you trying to sabotage this entire event?","text_w_direction":"Are you trying to sabotage this entire event?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45908,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I'm very sorry.","text_w_direction":"I'm very sorry.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45909,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Nellie","text":"We gave you an Arrowhead for free for the day. How hard would it have been to do this, hmmm? \"Hello. Hi sweetie. It's Jim. I'm calling you from the new Arrowhead, which is why my voice is crystal clear. And my hand will never get tired because of the ergonomic shape.\"","text_w_direction":"We gave you an Arrowhead for free for the day. How hard would it have been to do this, hmmm? \"Hello. Hi sweetie. It's Jim. I'm calling you from the new Arrowhead, which is why my voice is crystal clear. And my hand will never get tired because of the ergonomic shape.\"","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45910,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I'm really sorry. Is there anything I can do, maybe pretend to be Chuck?","text_w_direction":"I'm really sorry. Is there anything I can do, maybe pretend to be Chuck?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45911,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"You could have pretended to be Chuck. I begged you to pretend to be Chuck, but you chose to be yourself, and you can no longer be Chuck!  Surrender the tripack. You know what you have to do.","text_w_direction":"You could have pretended to be Chuck. I begged you to pretend to be Chuck, but you chose to be yourself, and you can no longer be Chuck!  Surrender the tripack. You know what you have to do.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45912,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Point it towards the store, idiot!","text_w_direction":"Point it towards the store, idiot!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45913,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"You know what I mean? One of these buttons is -- damn it. Take over.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] You know what I mean? One of these buttons is -- damn it. Take over.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45914,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh hey, Hey, hey, you guys, you must be lost. Listen. Excuse me, sir. Yeah, the fountain where you can feed the pigeons is out behind the bank. Tell your great-grandson to bring his kid by. Okay. So long. Here we go. Erin! Psst! Come on! The elderly suck the life out of the young. Get them out of here!","text_w_direction":"Oh hey, Hey, hey, you guys, you must be lost. Listen. Excuse me, sir. Yeah, the fountain where you can feed the pigeons is out behind the bank. Tell your great-grandson to bring his kid by. Okay. So long. Here we go. Erin! Psst! Come on! The elderly suck the life out of the young. Get them out of here!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45915,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"We are closed! Come on.","text_w_direction":"We are closed! Come on.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45916,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Self-defense is not some fun boxing match, okay? This is about escaping with your life. So... strike, scream, and run. All right? Let's try it.","text_w_direction":"Self-defense is not some fun boxing match, okay? This is about escaping with your life. So... strike, scream, and run. All right? Let's try it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45917,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Creed","text":"","text_w_direction":"[smacks Meredith's head] [screams] [runs out]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45918,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"Ow.","text_w_direction":"Ow.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45919,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"That may have been my fault.","text_w_direction":"That may have been my fault.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45920,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Meredith","text":"What the hell, Toby?","text_w_direction":"What the hell, Toby?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45921,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Okay, look, in a real crisis situation, you're not gonna have to time to think, okay? So just remember, I-A-A-T-G. \"It's all about the groin.\"","text_w_direction":"Okay, look, in a real crisis situation, you're not gonna have to time to think, okay? So just remember, I-A-A-T-G. \"It's all about the groin.\"","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45922,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"What if you're being attacked by a ... smallish man who happens to not have a groin?","text_w_direction":"What if you're being attacked by a ... smallish man who happens to not have a groin?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45923,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"I don't think that's very common.","text_w_direction":"I don't think that's very common.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45924,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"What if you're being attacked by a 4'11\" man who is penisless?","text_w_direction":"What if you're being attacked by a 4'11\" man who is penisless?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45925,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"Why are you fixated on this hypothetical transgendered attacker?","text_w_direction":"Why are you fixated on this hypothetical transgendered attacker?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45926,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Why don't we start with the basics? Show us how to defend ourselves against a baby, and then like, a fifth grade girl, and then, you know, if we have time, on up to a scary man.","text_w_direction":"Why don't we start with the basics? Show us how to defend ourselves against a baby, and then like, a fifth grade girl, and then, you know, if we have time, on up to a scary man.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45927,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Well, the most common scenario is a larger man attacking a smaller female.","text_w_direction":"Well, the most common scenario is a larger man attacking a smaller female.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45928,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"So in that scenario, what if the victim sucker-punches the attacker in the face? What can the attacker then do to better protect himself?","text_w_direction":"So in that scenario, what if the victim sucker-punches the attacker in the face? What can the attacker then do to better protect himself?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45929,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"It's interesting that you're drawn to the point of view of the attacker.  You would like the turn of the table. Okay, the latest Chad Flenderman novel... written from the point of view of his nemesis, Dr. Lucifer Wu.","text_w_direction":"It's interesting that you're drawn to the point of view of the attacker.  You would like the turn of the table. Okay, the latest Chad Flenderman novel... [everyone groans] written from the point of view of his nemesis, Dr. Lucifer Wu.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45930,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Can I please leave? I have a rape flute.","text_w_direction":"Can I please leave? I have a rape flute.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45931,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"All right, well, let's try one simple technique together. Okay, why doesn't everyone stand? Okay, so... you're being attacked. You've got your hands up. Simple palm strike to the chin. Up to the chin. One, two.","text_w_direction":"All right, well, let's try one simple technique together. Okay, why doesn't everyone stand? Okay, so... you're being attacked. You've got your hands up. Simple palm strike to the chin. Up to the chin. One, two.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45932,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Everyone","text":"One, two.","text_w_direction":"One, two.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45933,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Take that, kid.","text_w_direction":"[softly] Take that, kid.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45934,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Cathy, I would like to introduce you to Fatty Gruesome. He is a freelancer for Wired magazine.","text_w_direction":"Cathy, I would like to introduce you to Fatty Gruesome. He is a freelancer for Wired magazine.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45935,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Lady Blogger","text":"Patty Grossman. I'm a woman.","text_w_direction":"Patty Grossman. I'm a woman.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45936,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"But you still work for Wired, right?","text_w_direction":"But you still work for Wired, right?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45937,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Patty","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45938,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Good! Okay. Flirt away.","text_w_direction":"Good! Okay. Flirt away.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45939,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Sabre. It's time to come home.","text_w_direction":"Sabre. It's time to come home.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45940,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I think ...it seemed like you were a little nervous.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I think ...it seemed like you were a little nervous.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45941,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah, no, Sherlock! Can somebody please tell me something encouraging about this presentation before I go out there in front of a million people and do it?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, no [bleep], Sherlock! Can somebody please tell me something encouraging about this presentation before I go out there in front of a million people and do it?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45942,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay. I know, I know, champ. Calm down, just listen.","text_w_direction":"Okay. I know, I know, champ. Calm down, just listen.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45943,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"You know what?","text_w_direction":"You know what?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45944,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"You just need to realize that so much rides on this. You have no idea.","text_w_direction":"You just need to realize that so much rides on this. You have no idea.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45945,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Dwight.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45946,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm trying to make him feel important.","text_w_direction":"I'm trying to make him feel important.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45947,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"God. I wish Kelly were here. She always knew what to say.","text_w_direction":"God. I wish Kelly were here. She always knew what to say.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45948,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Um... Oh, Ryan, you're so smart. You're smarter than Mark Zuckerberg and those Google guys all combined. Hee hee hee.","text_w_direction":"Um... [imitating Kelly] Oh, Ryan, you're so smart. You're smarter than Mark Zuckerberg and those Google guys all combined. Hee hee hee.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45949,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"You're so ignorant. You barely know what you're talking about. That is so ridiculous. You really need to read a couple books.","text_w_direction":"You're so ignorant. You barely know what you're talking about. That is so ridiculous. You really need to read a couple books.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45950,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"What's a book?","text_w_direction":"What's a book? [giggles]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45951,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"On my God. You're so embarrassing.  My mom would say the best stuff, though.","text_w_direction":"On my God. You're so embarrassing.  My mom would say the best stuff, though.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45952,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"You can... You can do it Ryan.","text_w_direction":"[ahem] You can... [slightly effeminate] You can do it Ryan.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45953,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"And you know that I'm capable of this.","text_w_direction":"And you know that I'm capable of this.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45954,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"You're the only one who can do it, s-sweetie.","text_w_direction":"You're the only one who can do it, s-sweetie.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45955,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"What did you think of the presentation?","text_w_direction":"What did you think of the presentation?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45956,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I thought it was great, sweetie. I would just fix that one --","text_w_direction":"I thought it was great, sweetie. I would just fix that one --","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45957,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Oh! \"Fix\" means you hate it! I knew it! I need something to drink!","text_w_direction":"Oh! \"Fix\" means you hate it! I knew it! I need something to drink!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45958,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim, get him a water.","text_w_direction":"Jim, get him a water.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45959,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"No, not a water. A sports drink. I hate everything in that fridge. Not red! Get me something yellow or green from a nearby store. Not red!","text_w_direction":"No, not a water. A sports drink. I hate everything in that fridge. Not red! Get me something yellow or green from a nearby store. Not red!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45960,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Why are you just standing there? Go to a nearby store and get him a yellow or green sports drink!","text_w_direction":"Why are you just standing there? Go to a nearby store and get him a yellow or green sports drink!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45961,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Now, if your attacker is willing to defile a corpse, you better stop playing dead right away and just make it known that you're alive.","text_w_direction":"Now, if your attacker is willing to defile a corpse, you better stop playing dead right away and just make it known that you're alive.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45962,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Lady","text":"Forgive me for interrupting. I believe my daughter had an altercation with somebody here, some fancy gentleman with a squeaky voice?","text_w_direction":"Forgive me for interrupting. I believe my daughter had an altercation with somebody here, some fancy gentleman with a squeaky voice?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45963,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"I think you guys might have the wrong Office.","text_w_direction":"[deep voice] I think you guys might have the wrong Office.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45964,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Girl","text":"That's him... the guy I hit.","text_w_direction":"That's him... the guy I hit.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45965,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45966,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"You've gotta be kidding me.","text_w_direction":"You've gotta be kidding me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45967,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Poor Andy! First you got beat up by a gang, and now she kicks your ass?","text_w_direction":"Poor Andy! First you got beat up by a gang, and now she kicks your ass?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45968,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"No, Kevin --","text_w_direction":"No, Kevin -- [sighs]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45969,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Lady","text":"What about the lady you hit with the pine cone?","text_w_direction":"What about the lady you hit with the pine cone?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45970,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Girl","text":"There. That chubby one.","text_w_direction":"There. That chubby one.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45971,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"I just had a baby.","text_w_direction":"I just had a baby.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45972,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Girl","text":"Yesterday?","text_w_direction":"Yesterday?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45973,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45974,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Lady","text":"Apologize.","text_w_direction":"Apologize.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45975,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Girl","text":"Sorry I kicked your ass in front of your \"thin\" girlfriend.","text_w_direction":"Sorry I kicked your ass in front of your \"thin\" girlfriend.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45976,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"How ‘bout we wait til next year after you have your kid?","text_w_direction":"How ‘bout we wait til next year after you have your kid?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45977,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Lady","text":"You know what? Tiffy's going to college.","text_w_direction":"You know what? Tiffy's going to college.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45978,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Listen, I don't know what you guys are talking about, but I guess I'll just accept your apology so we can get on with our day.","text_w_direction":"[deep voice] Listen, I don't know what you guys are talking about, but I guess I'll just accept your apology so we can get on with our day.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45979,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Lady","text":"God bless. Friend of mine uses your paper. You do good work. Bye bye.","text_w_direction":"God bless. Friend of mine uses your paper. You do good work. Bye bye.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45980,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Bye.","text_w_direction":"Bye.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45981,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"So, Toby, I think we should do a different self-defense seminar -- \"How to protect ourselves against tiny little girls.\"","text_w_direction":"So, Toby, I think we should do a different self-defense seminar -- \"How to protect ourselves against tiny little girls.\"","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45982,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"There's no shame in getting beaten up by a girl. My ex-wife used to demolish me.","text_w_direction":"There's no shame in getting beaten up by a girl. My ex-wife used to demolish me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45983,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"No, there is shame in it, okay? We have to draw the line somewhere.","text_w_direction":"No, there is shame in it, okay? We have to draw the line somewhere.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45984,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Darryl","text":"Oh my God, I think I see the imprint of a ring pop.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, I think I see the imprint of a ring pop.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45985,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Oh...","text_w_direction":"Oh... [Kelly laughing]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45986,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Have you seen Erin?","text_w_direction":"Have you seen Erin?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45987,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Stanley","text":"I'm on break.","text_w_direction":"I'm on break.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45988,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh God...  Hey no! Where do you think you're going? You've gotta stay for the big presentation we've got this young wiz kid -- Ryan. He's like an even more handsome Bill Gates.","text_w_direction":"Oh God...  Hey no! Where do you think you're going? You've gotta stay for the big presentation we've got this young wiz kid -- Ryan. He's like an even more handsome Bill Gates.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45989,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Blogger","text":"When's the presentation?","text_w_direction":"When's the presentation?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45990,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"It's moments away. Just stay here!","text_w_direction":"It's moments away. Just stay here!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45991,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Hey Uncle Lucas, it's your nephew Ryan. Honestly, I could use a prescription for ritalin right now. Well, I know you did one for Aunt Carol. Oh, so it's different because it's your wife?  Well, that doesn't make any sense to me.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Hey Uncle Lucas, it's your nephew Ryan. Honestly, I could use a prescription for ritalin right now. Well, I know you did one for Aunt Carol. Oh, so it's different because it's your wife?  Well, that doesn't make any sense to me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45992,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Nellie","text":"How you doing?","text_w_direction":"How you doing?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45993,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Don't talk to me right now. I'm sorry. I- I know you're my boss, but seriously, you need to get the hell out of my face. What I don't understand is...","text_w_direction":"Don't talk to me right now. I'm sorry. I- I know you're my boss, but seriously, you need to get the hell out of my face. What I don't understand is... [voice fades]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45994,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Nellie","text":"Your little man is unraveling. Now go and fix it.","text_w_direction":"[to Dwight] Your little man is unraveling. Now go and fix it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45995,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Sorry about kicking you out. It's just, we don't want our brand associated with death.","text_w_direction":"Sorry about kicking you out. It's just, we don't want our brand associated with death.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45996,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Old Lady","text":"It's okay. I'll go to the Costco and search for handsome men.","text_w_direction":"It's okay. I'll go to the Costco and search for handsome men.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45997,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"You're not married yet?","text_w_direction":"You're not married yet?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45998,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Old Lady","text":"Oh, I was. My husband was my best friend. He passed away.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Oh, I was. My husband was my best friend. He passed away.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":45999,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"My best friend was my boss, Andy. We dated for a while, but since then, he rejected me, and we're not really friends.","text_w_direction":"My best friend was my boss, Andy. We dated for a while, but since then, he rejected me, and we're not really friends.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46000,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Old Lady","text":"Someone rejected you? With that body and those bazongas? Forget him!","text_w_direction":"Someone rejected you? With that body and those bazongas? Forget him!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46001,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah! Forget him! And you should forget your husband.","text_w_direction":"Yeah! Forget him! And you should forget your husband.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46002,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Old Lady","text":"Well...","text_w_direction":"Well...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46003,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"How long has he been in the bathroom?","text_w_direction":"How long has he been in the bathroom?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46004,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"About ten minutes.","text_w_direction":"About ten minutes.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46005,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Jeez! What's he doing in there?","text_w_direction":"Jeez! What's he doing in there? [cell phone vibrates]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46006,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oops, that's my phone. Am I allowed to answer it or are you gonna freak out?","text_w_direction":"Oops, that's my phone. Am I allowed to answer it or are you gonna freak out?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46007,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Are there any bloggers around?","text_w_direction":"Are there any bloggers around?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46008,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"It's Ryan. \"I'm sorry. I lied. I'm not in the bathroom. I can't do it. I need to see my mom. I'm going home.\"","text_w_direction":"It's Ryan. \"I'm sorry. I lied. I'm not in the bathroom. I can't do it. I need to see my mom. I'm going home.\"","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46009,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Nellie","text":"What is the delay here? Where's Ryan? Why is he not here?","text_w_direction":"What is the delay here? Where's Ryan? Why is he not here?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46010,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"I had to send him home. As brilliant and creative as he is, he is nothing... compared to this guy!","text_w_direction":"I had to send him home. As brilliant and creative as he is, he is nothing... compared to this guy!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46011,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Uh...","text_w_direction":"Uh...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46012,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Nellie","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46013,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"That's right. Will you just give us a second?","text_w_direction":"That's right. Will you just give us a second?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46014,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Nellie","text":"You are gonna bloody ruin it. You're gonna bloody ruin it because you're a no-good half-assed cock-eyed...","text_w_direction":"You are gonna bloody ruin it. You're gonna bloody ruin it because you're a no-good half-assed cock-eyed...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46015,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"okay.","text_w_direction":"okay.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46016,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Nellie","text":"That's....","text_w_direction":"That's....","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46017,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim --","text_w_direction":"Jim --","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46018,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I'm not doing the Presentation.","text_w_direction":"I'm not doing the Presentation.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46019,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Look at me. Look at me! Look... at... this... face. This is not the face of a performer. This is the face of a scary apparition you see before you die. I'm telling you... if you don't do this, I don't stand a chance. Please, Jim.","text_w_direction":"Look at me. Look at me! Look... at... this... face. This is not the face of a performer. This is the face of a scary apparition you see before you die. I'm telling you... if you don't do this, [whispers] I don't stand a chance. Please, Jim.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46020,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, I'll do it.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I'll do it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46021,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, my God. O... Kay! Go get into Ryan's costume and check out his notes.","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God. O... Kay! Go get into Ryan's costume and check out his notes.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46022,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"A costume?","text_w_direction":"A costume?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46023,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Of course there's a costume!  Oh, this is gonna be great. There's nothing like some last-minutes changes to really energize a presentation.","text_w_direction":"Of course there's a costume! [laughs]  Oh, this is gonna be great. There's nothing like some last-minutes changes to really energize a presentation.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46024,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Did you pass out in there? What is taking so long?","text_w_direction":"Did you pass out in there? What is taking so long?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46025,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I've been in here for 20 seconds.","text_w_direction":"I've been in here for 20 seconds.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46026,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Hurry up. Let me in. I wanna watch you get dressed. Did you find the eyeliner?","text_w_direction":"Hurry up. Let me in. I wanna watch you get dressed. Did you find the eyeliner?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46027,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"I'm not wearing eyeliner.","text_w_direction":"I'm not wearing eyeliner.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46028,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"You are wearing eyeliner, Jim.","text_w_direction":"You are wearing eyeliner, Jim.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46029,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Time. Space. Gender. There are no rules anymore. All boundaries are breaking down in the wake of the infinite future. The only thing that -- the only thing that remain -- the only thing that remains are the things that have stood the test of time -- love, values, and of course, the pyramids -- the strongest shape ever constructed, a shape that fits all other shapes inside of it. No, that's --","text_w_direction":"Time. Space. Gender. [Dwight mouthing words] There are no rules anymore. All boundaries are breaking down in the wake of the infinite future. The only thing that -- the only thing that remain -- the only thing that remains are the things that have stood the test of time -- love, values, and of course, the pyramids -- the strongest shape ever constructed, a shape that fits all other shapes inside of it. [softly] No, that's --","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46030,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"It's true.","text_w_direction":"It's true.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46031,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"This... is the future, because... This is the past. I've been through a lot of issues in my life. I've seen drug addiction -- unemployment. I've been in a relationship that tore my heart apart, without ever being able to accept that love drove the pain.","text_w_direction":"This... is the future, because... This is the past. I've been through a lot of issues in my life. I've seen drug addiction -- unemployment. I've been in a relationship that tore my heart apart, without ever being able to accept that love drove the pain. [scattered applause]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46032,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46033,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"When I was ten years old, my parents took me to Disney world. I cried the whole time. I was not able to comprehend the beauty that was before me.  I just wanted... to go home.  This is what the Pyramid will do for you. It is the bridge to the world. It has a usb port. Wireless... will be available in 2013.  You can play Anything from Chuck to Cars 2. With the Pyramid, you have the connection to everything -- in time... and space.","text_w_direction":"When I was ten years old, my parents took me to Disney world. I cried the whole time. I was not able to comprehend the beauty that was before me.  I just wanted... to go home.  This is what the Pyramid will do for you. It is the bridge to the world. It has a usb port. Wireless... will be available in 2013.  You can play Anything from Chuck to Cars 2. With the Pyramid, you have the connection to everything -- in time... and space.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46034,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Crowd","text":"ahhhhhh","text_w_direction":"ahhhhhh","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46035,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Psst.","text_w_direction":"Psst.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46036,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46037,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Ryan","text":"Sabre... It's time... to come home.","text_w_direction":"[image on Pyramid] Sabre... It's time... to come home.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46038,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Crowd","text":"","text_w_direction":"[applause]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46039,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"All right.  Thank you so much. Wow. Wow! And good night!","text_w_direction":"All right.  Thank you so much. Wow. Wow! And good night! [applause continues]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46040,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.  Thank you. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.  Thank you. Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46041,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Okay, this isn't over. Let's stay focused, okay?  We made fun of Andy earlier for getting beat up by a little girl, but... little things can be dangerous.","text_w_direction":"Okay, this isn't over. Let's stay focused, okay?  We made fun of Andy earlier for getting beat up by a little girl, but... little things can be dangerous.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46042,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kevin","text":"Whether it's a gremlin or chucky the doll. The key is to throw it in something. Like a fireplace, or a tub of electricity.","text_w_direction":"Whether it's a gremlin or chucky the doll. The key is to throw it in something. Like a fireplace, or a tub of electricity.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46043,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Okay. Good point...","text_w_direction":"Okay. Good point...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46044,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Good point? What is a tub of electricity?","text_w_direction":"Good point? What is a tub of electricity?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46045,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"I don't... I don't...","text_w_direction":"I don't... I don't...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46046,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Oscar","text":"With all due respect we know what we're defending against","text_w_direction":"With all due respect we know what we're defending against","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46047,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"I was a twelve year old bully.","text_w_direction":"I was a twelve year old bully.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46048,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Great! I think Kelly should attack Toby.","text_w_direction":"Great! I think Kelly should attack Toby.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46049,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Others","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46050,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Yeah, that's not a bad idea, actually, because I have had a lot of pent up aggression.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, that's not a bad idea, actually, because I have had a lot of pent up aggression.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46051,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46052,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Good. Let's go.","text_w_direction":"Good. Let's go.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46053,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"I don't know if this is gonna help...Uh...","text_w_direction":"I don't know if this is gonna help...Uh...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46054,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Angela","text":"Let's go Kelly.","text_w_direction":"Let's go Kelly.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46055,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"We should stay to maybe some more traditional models...","text_w_direction":"We should stay to maybe some more traditional models...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46056,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"You think you're so pretty!  Well you're not gonna be so pretty come Prom time!","text_w_direction":"You think you're so pretty!  Well you're not gonna be so pretty come Prom time!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46057,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Okay, this is what's called pre-violent posturing.","text_w_direction":"Okay, this is what's called pre-violent posturing.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46058,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Kelly","text":"Take that!  Not so pre-violent anymore!","text_w_direction":"Take that!  Not so pre-violent anymore!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46059,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Toby","text":"Okay, I'm at what's called \"the decision point.\"","text_w_direction":"Okay, I'm at what's called \"the decision point.\"","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46060,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, hey, hey. Kelly Kelly, Kelly... come on.... Ow! God! My good eye!","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey, hey. Kelly Kelly, Kelly... come on.... Ow! God! My good eye!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46061,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh boy. Oh no, I'm not laughing at you. I'm laughing at, um, something that Cece did on the playground earlier -- yesterday. This morning.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Oh boy. Oh no, I'm not laughing at you. I'm laughing at, um, something that Cece did on the playground earlier -- yesterday. This morning.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46062,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"You know why I got hit by girls? Because I stood up for others. Pam and for Toby.  I stepped in and I didn't care that I was standing up to girls. You may wanna ask yourselves, \"Where were you when the girls came?\"","text_w_direction":"You know why I got hit by girls? Because I stood up for others. Pam and for Toby.  I stepped in and I didn't care that I was standing up to girls. You may wanna ask yourselves, \"Where were you when the girls came?\"","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46063,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Andy","text":"Tough day. Yes. But I feel good. I put the office in their place, took a bunch of pain killers, drank a half a bottle of wine, took my pants off.  I just feel good!","text_w_direction":"Tough day. Yes. But I feel good. I put the office in their place, took a bunch of pain killers, drank a half a bottle of wine, took my pants off.  I just feel good!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46064,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, okay, I will be the first to admit it.  We could have integrated more Chuck into the Presentation.","text_w_direction":"Okay, okay, I will be the first to admit it.  We could have integrated more Chuck into the Presentation.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46065,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Nellie","text":"Dwight.  You're the vice president.","text_w_direction":"Dwight.  You're the vice president.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46066,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Ha, ha, ha, ha! Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Ha, ha, ha, ha! Yeah!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46067,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Nellie","text":"","text_w_direction":"[squealing]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46068,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay! Come on!","text_w_direction":"Okay! Come on!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46069,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Nellie","text":"aagh!","text_w_direction":"aagh!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46070,"season":8,"episode":17,"episode_name":"Test The Store","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Mindy Kaling","character":"Dwight","text":"Hah! Yah! Boom!","text_w_direction":"Hah! Yah! [kicking and punching the air] Boom!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1478,"air_date":"2012-03-01"}
{"index":46071,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Everyone stop what you're doing, I have terrible news. Dwight is no longer with us.","text_w_direction":"[exiting office] Everyone stop what you're doing, I have terrible news. Dwight is no longer with us.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46072,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Everyone","text":"What?! Why is that?","text_w_direction":"[gasps] What?! Why is that?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46073,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"He's gone, damn it! He's been promoted to VP of Sabre Retail and he's staying in Florida forever.","text_w_direction":"He's gone, damn it! He's been promoted to VP of Sabre Retail and he's staying in Florida forever.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46074,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Angela","text":"So, he's alive.","text_w_direction":"So, he's alive.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46075,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah. That was him on the phone. He sounds wonderful.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. That was him on the phone. He sounds wonderful.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46076,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Angela","text":"Well, the way you said it made it sound like he was dead.","text_w_direction":"Well, the way you said it made it sound like he was dead.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46077,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"How could I have been more clear? He had a massive stroke of good fortune and he is now in a better place.","text_w_direction":"How could I have been more clear? He had a massive stroke [slight pause] of good fortune and he is now in a better place.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46078,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Phyllis","text":"If Dwight's not coming back, does that mean we can open his treasure?","text_w_direction":"If Dwight's not coming back, does that mean we can open his treasure?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46079,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"You guys, we've gone over this, there is no treasure.","text_w_direction":"You guys, we've gone over this, there is no treasure. [Erin retrieves the \"treasure box\" and slams it down on Dwight's desk]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46080,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"When the team left for Tallahassee, Dwight told everyone not to touch his treasure. Obviously he wants us to obsess about it. There's nothing in there. Which is obviously what he would want us to think, making it the perfect place to hide a treasure. Oh god, I'm Wallace Shawn in The Princess Bride.","text_w_direction":"When the team left for Tallahassee, Dwight told everyone not to touch his treasure. [cut to Dwight holding treasure chest and telling the office \"Don't touch my treasure. Ok, you understand?\"] Obviously he wants us to obsess about it. There's nothing in there. [has realization] Which is obviously what he would want us to think, making it the perfect place to hide a treasure. Oh god, I'm Wallace Shawn in The Princess Bride.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46081,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"I think that Dwight wanted us to realize that this conversation among friends is the true treasure.","text_w_direction":"I think that Dwight wanted us to realize that this conversation among friends is the true treasure. [everyone disagrees]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46082,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"I am dying to know what's in there.","text_w_direction":"I am dying to know what's in there.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46083,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, I know, Oscar we all are but nobody's gonna open it. You'd have to be insane.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I know, Oscar we all are but nobody's gonna open it. You'd have to be insane. [everyone turns to look at Creed]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46084,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Creed","text":"Hi, hello.","text_w_direction":"Hi, hello.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46085,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Now, carefully... open the box.","text_w_direction":"[to Creed standing in front of the \"treasure box\"] Now, carefully... open the box.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46086,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Creed","text":"It's a photo of all of us.","text_w_direction":"[opens box, pulls out and displays contents] It's a photo of all of us.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46087,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Aw, that's so sweet!","text_w_direction":"Aw, that's so sweet! [dart fires out of box and lodges in ceiling]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46088,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"A dart? Are you kidding me? Who would put a poison dart, well, I mean, I don't know that it's poison. I mean, I just have to imagine. God, I'm glad he's OK though. Kinda sounds like he deserved it, opening another man's treasure and all. Wow!","text_w_direction":"[feigning surprise] A dart? Are you kidding me? Who would put a poison dart, well, I mean, I don't know that it's poison. I mean, I just have to imagine. God, I'm glad he's OK though. Kinda sounds like he deserved it, opening another man's treasure and all. Wow!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46089,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, mister ball, it's been a pleasure. Now, give my regards to hell. Da!","text_w_direction":"[on a golf course] Well, mister ball, it's been a pleasure. Now, give my regards to hell. Da! [hits ball]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46090,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, all right! Well swung my VIP VP.","text_w_direction":"Oh, all right! Well swung my VIP VP.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46091,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Robert California","text":"I am loving the chemistry between you two.","text_w_direction":"I am loving the chemistry between you two.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46092,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Nellie","text":"I am so happy Dwight is gonna be working alongside me. We are a regular Archibald and his man George.","text_w_direction":"I am so happy Dwight is gonna be working alongside me. We are a regular Archibald and his man George.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46093,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Robert California","text":"I bet. I'm excited.","text_w_direction":"I bet. I'm excited.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46094,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Nellie","text":"Trick... there's no such thing. It's not even a real English duo.","text_w_direction":"Trick... there's no such thing. It's not even a real English duo.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46095,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Ah!","text_w_direction":"Ah!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46096,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Nellie","text":"I just made you look like the goat of Dover. And that doesn't exist either.","text_w_direction":"I just made you look like the goat of Dover. And that doesn't exist either.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46097,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"You think you're excited? You should feel my nipples.","text_w_direction":"[to Robert] You think you're excited? You should feel my nipples. [Robert gives a fake laugh]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46098,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, that reminds me. Little something from all of us.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that reminds me. [reaching into golf cart] Little something from all of us. [hand Dwight a small wrapped gift]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46099,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh my gosh, thank you Jim, that's so thoughtful. Four! Oh yeah!","text_w_direction":"[sarcastically] Oh my gosh, thank you Jim, that's so thoughtful. [sets gift on golf tee] Four! [smashes gift] Oh yeah!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46100,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Nellie","text":"He doesn't even care.","text_w_direction":"He doesn't even care.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46101,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Don't even care!","text_w_direction":"Don't even care!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46102,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"This is the last time I'll ever see Dwight. It's a weird feeling, it's, um, what's the word? It's not, it's not bittersweet. It's uh... sweet. Yeah.","text_w_direction":"This is the last time I'll ever see Dwight. It's a weird feeling, it's, um, what's the word? It's not, it's not bittersweet. It's uh... sweet. Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46103,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey, man. Selling cookies for Jada. Want the same as last year?","text_w_direction":"[entering Andy's office] Hey, man. Selling cookies for Jada. Want the same as last year?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46104,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Would if I could. And I can so I will. Put me down for one box. Don't care what it is, dealer's choice.","text_w_direction":"Would if I could. And I can so I will. Put me down for one box. Don't care what it is, dealer's choice.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46105,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"I'll put you down for shortbreads.","text_w_direction":"I'll put you down for shortbreads.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46106,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Damn it.","text_w_direction":"Damn it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46107,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Toby","text":"Knock, knock. Hey, Sasha's first year in the troops, so I'm selling cookies for her. Anyway, would you like some?","text_w_direction":"[entering Andy's office] Knock, knock. Hey, Sasha's first year in the troops, so I'm selling cookies for her. Anyway, would you like some?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46108,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"No. No.","text_w_direction":"No. No.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46109,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Toby","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46110,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"I been selling here for five years. This is my spot.","text_w_direction":"I been selling here for five years. This is my spot.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46111,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Toby","text":"You can't claim territories. This is the only place I interact with people. Can't you sell at your church or barber shop? Or chess club, or?","text_w_direction":"You can't claim territories. This is the only place I interact with people. Can't you sell at your church or barber shop? [Darryl looks hurt] Or chess club, or?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46112,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"You know what? It's your first time, let's split the office. You can have sales, the annex, Creed, and I don't know I'll just take, uh, accounting.","text_w_direction":"You know what? It's your first time, let's split the office. You can have sales, the annex, Creed, and I don't know I'll just take, uh, accounting.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46113,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Toby","text":"That's it? Yeah, well, ok. Thanks Darryl.","text_w_direction":"That's it? Yeah, well, ok. Thanks Darryl.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46114,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"OK, great.","text_w_direction":"OK, great.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46115,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"All I need is Kevin. Dude buys more cookies than everyone combined and then some. When I first started selling cookies he was a relatively thin man. Not a thin man, mind you. Relatively thin.","text_w_direction":"[exits Andy's office smiling] All I need is Kevin. Dude buys more cookies than everyone combined and then some. [Kevin waves at him] When I first started selling cookies he was a relatively thin man. Not a thin man, mind you. Relatively thin.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46116,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Hellosi, I'm home, babaloo.","text_w_direction":"[entering a home carrying groceries] Hellosi, I'm home, babaloo.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46117,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Elderly Woman","text":"Oh, here let me help.","text_w_direction":"[rises from chair] Oh, here let me help.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46118,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"I got it. It was so busy at the store today. Really good cheese samples. I had, like, a hundred.","text_w_direction":"[spilling groceries] I got it. It was so busy at the store today. Really good cheese samples. I had, like, a hundred.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46119,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Irene hired me as her live-in helper. We met at the store launch. I told her I was moving here and I needed a place and it just sort of made sense. I basically do everything for her. I run errands. I do chores around the house. I cook and clean. Honestly, I don't know how she survived without me.","text_w_direction":"Irene hired me as her live-in helper. We met at the store launch. I told her I was moving here and I needed a place and it just sort of made sense. I basically do everything for her. [Erin randomly adds an assortment of pills to a weekly pill box] I run errands. I do chores around the house. I cook and clean. Honestly, I don't know how she survived without me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46120,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Irene","text":"When can I introduce you to my grandson? He's a wonderful swimmer. Shallow end, deep end. He does it all.","text_w_direction":"When can I introduce you to my grandson? He's a wonderful swimmer. Shallow end, deep end. He does it all.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46121,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Well, today might be kind of tough, Irene. I have to talk to my old boss, Andy, and tell him I'm staying in Florida.","text_w_direction":"Well, today might be kind of tough, Irene. I have to talk to my old boss, Andy, and tell him I'm staying in Florida. [hands Irene a mug]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46122,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Irene","text":"Thank you. Oh, what kind of tea is this?","text_w_direction":"[takes mug] Thank you. [takes a sip] Oh, what kind of tea is this?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46123,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46124,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Nellie","text":"Ah. In England, they put the holes a little bit to the right, you see. We'll just chalk it up to cultural bias.","text_w_direction":"[misses putt] Ah. In England, they put the holes a little bit to the right, you see. We'll just chalk it up to cultural bias.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46125,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Robert California","text":"If I may, try holding the putter... yeah, with your wrists here. And your thumbs here.","text_w_direction":"If I may, [assists Nellie] try holding the putter... yeah, with your wrists here. And your thumbs here.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46126,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46127,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Robert California","text":"That's right. Your little finger.","text_w_direction":"That's right. Your little finger.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46128,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"Would you like to buy some cookies?","text_w_direction":"[approaches Kevin] Would you like to buy some cookies?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46129,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"Cookies, eh?","text_w_direction":"Cookies, eh?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46130,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, the springtime thinks that it's the best. And fall time thinks that it's the best. Cold time has, kind of a strut. And Valentine's thinks that it's the best. But gather round, peeps, I'll tell you the truth. Nothing beats the cookie season, that's the truth.","text_w_direction":"[singing] Oh, the springtime thinks that it's the best. And fall time thinks that it's the best. Cold time has, kind of a strut. And Valentine's thinks that it's the best. But gather round, peeps, I'll tell you the truth. Nothing beats the cookie season, that's the truth.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46131,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"It's not a scratch-and-sniff, Kev.","text_w_direction":"[Kevin scratches cookie order form and sniffs it] It's not a scratch-and-sniff, Kev.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46132,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"I know. But sometimes you still get a little something.","text_w_direction":"I know. But sometimes you still get a little something.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46133,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Toby","text":"Hey, you tricked me. You just wanted Kevin.","text_w_direction":"[to Darryl] Hey, you tricked me. You just wanted Kevin.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46134,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"You're new to the game. You learned a lesson today. See you next year, sport.","text_w_direction":"You're new to the game. You learned a lesson today. See you next year, sport.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46135,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Toby","text":"No, no, no. It's not fair. What if Kevin wants to buy cookies from me?","text_w_direction":"No, no, no. It's not fair. What if Kevin wants to buy cookies from me?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46136,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"I do.","text_w_direction":"I do.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46137,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Toby","text":"See?","text_w_direction":"See?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46138,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"That doesn't mean anything. Kevin, do you want to buy cookies from me?","text_w_direction":"That doesn't mean anything. [to Kevin] Kevin, do you want to buy cookies from me?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46139,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, I definitely do.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I definitely do.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46140,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"Huh. Hit the road, jack.","text_w_direction":"[to Toby] Huh. Hit the road, jack.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46141,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Toby","text":"No, you hit the road, jack.","text_w_direction":"No, you hit the road, jack.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46142,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"Hey guys, come on. Don't fight over me.","text_w_direction":"[looking pleased] Hey guys, come on. Don't fight over me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46143,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Toby","text":"You know, why don't we split the order? It's only fair.","text_w_direction":"You know, why don't we split the order? It's only fair.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46144,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"No. Wait, no. I'm buying, I make the rules. I actually do want you to fight over me. I wanna be wined and dined and... 69ed.","text_w_direction":"No. Wait, no. I'm buying, I make the rules. I actually do want you to fight over me. I wanna be wined and dined and... 69ed.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46145,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Angela","text":"Ugh.","text_w_direction":"Ugh.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46146,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"Metaphorically 69ed. Ew. Perverts... no offence Oscar.","text_w_direction":"Metaphorically 69ed. Ew. Perverts... no offence Oscar. [Oscar looks flabbergasted]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46147,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Nellie","text":"Hop in, we have places to be. No rest for the wicked.","text_w_direction":"Hop in, we have places to be. No rest for the wicked.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46148,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"All right. So... I guess this is it.","text_w_direction":"[to Dwight] All right. So... I guess this is it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46149,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, Jim, I just want to say that we haven't always got along and at times, I've even hated your guts. But... bye, bye. I win.","text_w_direction":"Well, Jim, I just want to say that we haven't always got along and at times, I've even hated your guts. But...[smiles] bye, bye. I win.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46150,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Goodbye, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"[attempts to shake Dwight's hand] Goodbye, Dwight.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46151,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Robert, race you to the clubhouse, gentlemen's bet. Woohoo!","text_w_direction":"[drops golf ball into Jim's open hand] Robert, race you to the clubhouse, gentlemen's bet. Woohoo! [takes off in golf cart]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46152,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Well, he's Florida's problem now.","text_w_direction":"Well, he's Florida's problem now.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46153,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Robert California","text":"I'll let Dwight have his fun. Today will not be his day.","text_w_direction":"I'll let Dwight have his fun. Today will not be his day.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46154,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"What's that?","text_w_direction":"What's that?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46155,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Robert California","text":"I'm gonna tank the Sabre store at the presentation to the board.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna tank the Sabre store at the presentation to the board.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46156,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"I thought you liked the store?","text_w_direction":"I thought you liked the store?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46157,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Robert California","text":"Well, the store is lovely. You created a wonderful space to showcase our product line. Great job. Cheers.","text_w_direction":"Well, the store is lovely. You created a wonderful space to showcase our product line. Great job. Cheers.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46158,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46159,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Robert California","text":"But, there's a reason we sell our products online and over-the-phone. Have you ever used Sabre electronics, Jim? They're cheap. They're unintuitive. The Sabre store would work if we adopted the carnival model of leaving town once everyone's wives do us.","text_w_direction":"But, there's a reason we sell our products online and over-the-phone. Have you ever used Sabre electronics, Jim? [Jim shakes head] They're cheap. They're unintuitive. The Sabre store would work if we adopted the carnival model of leaving town once everyone's wives do us.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46160,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Wow. When you put it that way, I guess it does sound pretty terrible.","text_w_direction":"Wow. When you put it that way, I guess it does sound pretty terrible.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46161,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Robert California","text":"I couldn't just kill the project from the start. Jo Bennett endorsed it. Shame though, I did like Dwight.","text_w_direction":"I couldn't just kill the project from the start. Jo Bennett endorsed it. Shame though, I did like Dwight.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46162,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Robert! I'm gonna win, ha ha, I'm the gentleman! Suck it!","text_w_direction":"[from distanced golf cart] Robert! I'm gonna win, ha ha, I'm the gentleman! Suck it!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46163,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Robert California","text":"Bravo, Dwight! Very good! Shame.","text_w_direction":"[to Dwight] Bravo, Dwight! Very good! [Jim looks surprised] [to Jim] Shame.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46164,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"The math is simple folks. Deeper market penetration, plus greater visibility, will raise Sabre to the power of two.","text_w_direction":"[at Sabre headquarters] The math is simple folks. Deeper market penetration, plus greater visibility, will raise Sabre [Nellie emerges from behind Dwight] [together] to the power of two.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46165,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Nellie","text":"How did that look?","text_w_direction":"How did that look?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46166,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Gabe","text":"I'm not just saying this, that was the best thing I've ever seen.","text_w_direction":"I'm not just saying this, that was the best thing I've ever seen.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46167,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"I told you.","text_w_direction":"[to Nellie] I told you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46168,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Todd Packer","text":"When you guys do that whole power of two shebang, how 'bout I pop up also? I guess we'd have to say 'power of three'. Hm, actually, you know what, yeah, that actually works. You'd spin off right. I'd spin off-","text_w_direction":"When you guys do that whole power of two shebang, how 'bout I pop up also? I guess we'd have to say 'power of three'. Hm, actually, you know what, yeah, that actually works. [to Nellie] You'd spin off right. I'd spin off-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46169,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"You know what? That is a great idea. Cathy, write that down and print it out. It's gonna make some really good toilet paper.","text_w_direction":"You know what? That is a great idea. Cathy, write that down and print it out. It's gonna make some really good toilet paper.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46170,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"All right. There he is.","text_w_direction":"[enters room] All right. There he is.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46171,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"What are you doing here? I thought I got rid of you?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing here? I thought I got rid of you?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46172,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Can I just talk to you for one quick second?","text_w_direction":"Can I just talk to you for one quick second?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46173,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"What, your stylist ran out of 'messy spray'?","text_w_direction":"What, your stylist ran out of 'messy spray'? [others laugh]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46174,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Um, actually it's, it's for your own good. I think maybe we should-","text_w_direction":"Um, actually it's, it's for your own good. I think maybe we should- [gestures toward hallway]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46175,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"You want to do something for my own good? Turn around, walk out that door, do not stop 'til you get to Scranton, find my cell phone charger, mail it back to me, and then go hell.","text_w_direction":"You want to do something for my own good? Turn around, walk out that door, do not stop 'til you get to Scranton, find my cell phone charger, mail it back to me, and then go hell. [others laugh]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46176,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Todd Packer","text":"Nice. Hey, Halpert, anyone ever tell you you look like Wooly Willy?","text_w_direction":"Nice. [To Jim] Hey, Halpert, anyone ever tell you you look like Wooly Willy?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46177,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Silence.","text_w_direction":"[to Packer] Silence.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46178,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Todd Packer","text":"Aw, I'm just trying to-","text_w_direction":"Aw, I'm just trying to-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46179,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"I know what you're trying to do, I don't want it. But your face does look like the guy from Operation.","text_w_direction":"[interrupts] I know what you're trying to do, I don't want it. [to Jim] But your face does look like the guy from Operation.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46180,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Todd Packer","text":"That's... that's the same guy. It's the joke I made.","text_w_direction":"That's... that's the same guy. It's the joke I made.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46181,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Different guy.","text_w_direction":"Different guy.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46182,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"You know, I just think you should know that-","text_w_direction":"You know, I just think you should know that-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46183,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"That you look like the world's tallest hobbit.","text_w_direction":"[interrupts] That you look like the world's tallest hobbit. [others laugh]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46184,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Well, I tried. You saw it, so, it's on the record. I have a plane to catch.","text_w_direction":"Well, I tried. [gestures the meeting room] You saw it, so, it's on the record. I have a plane to catch.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46185,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Can you help me? I'm trying to make a video chat with Andy.","text_w_direction":"Can you help me? I'm trying to make a video chat with Andy.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46186,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Irene","text":"Just open the program and type in his user name.","text_w_direction":"Just open the program and type in his user name.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46187,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Can you just do it?","text_w_direction":"Can you just do it?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46188,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Irene","text":"Here, type in your password.","text_w_direction":"[after briefly typing] Here, type in your password.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46189,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"'Erin123'","text_w_direction":"'Erin123'","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46190,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Irene","text":"That's a terrible password. And you don't 'make a video chat', you video chat.","text_w_direction":"That's a terrible password. And you don't 'make a video chat', you video chat.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46191,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"[annoyed] All right.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46192,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Hello?","text_w_direction":"[video chat begins, Andy's head enters the screen from the side] Hello?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46193,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"That's so weird. There's something wrong with my laptop. Oh. I fixed it.","text_w_direction":"That's so weird. There's something wrong with my laptop. [turns laptop on its side] Oh. I fixed it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46194,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, now mine's broken. Hang on. Oh, there we go.","text_w_direction":"Oh, now mine's broken. Hang on. [turns his laptop on its side while lying on desk] Oh, there we go.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46195,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"He said, 'I did like Dwight'? He's gonna fire him.","text_w_direction":"[on phone with Jim] He said, 'I did like Dwight'? He's gonna fire him.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46196,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"No, no, I think it was more like, 'you know, I liked him, but I don't anymore because he did a bad job, so I'm definitely gonna yell at him'.","text_w_direction":"No, no, I think it was more like, 'you know, I liked him, but I don't anymore because he did a bad job, so I'm definitely gonna yell at him'.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46197,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Robert doesn't talk like that. You have to stop Dwight from doing this.","text_w_direction":"Robert doesn't talk like that. You have to stop Dwight from doing this.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46198,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"I tried. He will not listen.","text_w_direction":"I tried. He will not listen.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46199,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Did you actually try your hardest?","text_w_direction":"Did you actually try your hardest?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46200,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Yes... my pretty hardest. Look, you haven't dealt with him in awhile, all right. He's like super Dwight. It's like he's been bitten by a radioactive Dwight, or som- Stanley, back me up.","text_w_direction":"Yes... my pretty hardest. Look, you haven't dealt with him in awhile, all right. He's like super Dwight. It's like he's been bitten by a radioactive Dwight, or som- Stanley, back me up.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46201,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Stanley","text":"Don't talk to me.","text_w_direction":"Don't talk to me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46202,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Stanley's very upset that we're leaving Florida. But he would back me up.","text_w_direction":"Stanley's very upset that we're leaving Florida. But he would back me up.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46203,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"If Dwight's about to get fired, you have to tell him. Just get the words out. That's all you can do.","text_w_direction":"If Dwight's about to get fired, you have to tell him. Just get the words out. That's all you can do.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46204,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"OK. All right.","text_w_direction":"OK. All right.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46205,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"What's a skinny guy like Toby know about cookies? You can't trust him to understand the wants and needs of the thick man. Maybe Toby from two years ago.","text_w_direction":"[to Kevin] What's a skinny guy like Toby know about cookies? You can't trust him to understand the wants and needs of the thick man. Maybe Toby from two years ago.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46206,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46207,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"That's true. If I have a question about my cookies at midnight, who am I gonna call? Darryl. Toby's probably in bed with some model.","text_w_direction":"That's true. If I have a question about my cookies at midnight, who am I gonna call? Darryl. Toby's probably in bed with some model.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46208,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46209,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Toby","text":"I'm, I'm not gonna comment on my personal life.","text_w_direction":"I'm, I'm not gonna comment on my personal life.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46210,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"Look, I need this. Ok? Your daughter is a pretty little girl. Let her go door-to-door. You think people gonna buy cookies from my chubby daughter?","text_w_direction":"Look, I need this. Ok? Your daughter is a pretty little girl. Let her go door-to-door. You think people gonna buy cookies from my [hesitates] chubby daughter?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46211,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh. [looks away]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46212,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"Baby, if you're watching this, you're not chubby, you're beautiful. Daddy's just got to sell some cookies. And we're also gonna exercise more. It's gonna be fun.","text_w_direction":"Baby, if you're watching this, you're not chubby, you're beautiful. Daddy's just got to sell some cookies. And we're also gonna exercise more. It's gonna be fun.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46213,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh, you know what you have to do? To decide? You need to make them do things for you. And, like, buy you things.","text_w_direction":"[to Kevin] Oh, you know what you have to do? To decide? You need to make them do things for you. And, like, buy you things.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46214,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Or have them sing that song! That the frog does in Looney Tunes.","text_w_direction":"Or have them sing that song! That the frog does in Looney Tunes.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46215,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Phyllis","text":"Make them kiss each other.","text_w_direction":"Make them kiss each other.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46216,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Meredith","text":"Make them kiss me.","text_w_direction":"Make them kiss me. [everyone 'ew's] [Toby and Darryl look at each other]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46217,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Yes, this is too tan. This right here-","text_w_direction":"Yes, this is too tan. This right here-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46218,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46219,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"This is a tanned spot.","text_w_direction":"This is a tanned spot.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46220,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"I don't buy it. It, that is a freckle. That is not a tan, ok? I'm gonna have to inspect it in person when you get back here. I want you looking totally 'puerto ricania' when i see you.","text_w_direction":"I don't buy it. It, that is a freckle. That is not a tan, ok? I'm gonna have to inspect it in person when you get back here. I want you looking totally 'puerto ricania' when i see you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46221,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Well, Andy, I'm not coming back.","text_w_direction":"Well, Andy, I'm not coming back.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46222,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46223,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"I have a job here. I work for an old lady.","text_w_direction":"I have a job here. I work for an old lady. [turns laptop to put Irene into view]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46224,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Irene","text":"Hello!","text_w_direction":"[waves] Hello!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46225,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Andy?","text_w_direction":"Andy?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46226,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, that's awesome. That's great.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, that's awesome. That's great.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46227,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"This is tough. 'Cause Darryl, you sang better and you dance better but Toby has that indescribable quality that makes a star. I think I've reached my decision. I have decided... that you guys are gonna keep doing things for me.","text_w_direction":"[Toby and Darryl perform Hello! Ma Baby] This is tough. 'Cause Darryl, you sang better and you dance better but Toby has that indescribable quality that makes a star. I think I've reached my decision. I have decided... that you guys are gonna keep doing things for me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46228,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"No, no, no, no. It's not worth it.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no. It's not worth it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46229,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Toby","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46230,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"No, it's not worth it? That's too bad. 'Cause I was feeling particularly hungry this year.","text_w_direction":"No, it's not worth it? That's too bad. 'Cause I was feeling particularly hungry this year.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46231,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah, ok so what, you buy 40 boxes?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, ok so what, you buy 40 boxes?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46232,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"Hungrier.","text_w_direction":"Hungrier.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46233,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Toby","text":"50?","text_w_direction":"50?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46234,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"Hungrier.","text_w_direction":"Hungrier.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46235,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"You're not talking... triple digits?","text_w_direction":"You're not talking... triple digits?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46236,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh yeah, I'm talking triple digits. Again.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah, I'm talking triple digits. [folds arms satisfied while Toby and Darryl look at each other] Again. [both start performing Hello! Ma Baby again]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46237,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Showtime.","text_w_direction":"[straightens tie in mirror] Showtime.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46238,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight.","text_w_direction":"[enters abruptly] Dwight.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46239,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"You again? Gosh, I keep throwing you away, you keep flying back here. You're like an Amish return stick.","text_w_direction":"You again? Gosh, I keep throwing you away, you keep flying back here. You're like an Amish return stick.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46240,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"OK, great, listen to me. Listen to me. No, no, I know. Will you just let me tell you one thing, please?","text_w_direction":"OK, great, listen to me. Listen to me. [Dwight makes funny gesture] No, no, I know. Will you just let me tell you one thing, please?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46241,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes, you may tell me one thing. Wait, you want to borrow money?","text_w_direction":"Yes, you may tell me one thing. Wait, you want to borrow money?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46242,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Listen to me. Robert is going to veto the Sabre store.","text_w_direction":"Listen to me. Robert is going to veto the Sabre store.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46243,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim, come on.","text_w_direction":"[rolls eyes] Jim, come on.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46244,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight, he's gonna kill the store.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, he's gonna kill the store.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46245,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh-huh.","text_w_direction":"Uh-huh.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46246,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"And then, I'm pretty sure he's gonna fire you for it.","text_w_direction":"And then, I'm pretty sure he's gonna fire you for it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46247,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait. He's gonna kill the store? And he's gonna fire me?","text_w_direction":"Wait. [holds up fingers] He's gonna kill the store? And he's gonna fire me?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46248,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46249,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"That's two things.","text_w_direction":"[smiles] That's two things.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46250,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight, please.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, please.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46251,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Nice try, Jim. Your pranks have never worked in the past and they're not going to work today.","text_w_direction":"Nice try, Jim. Your pranks have never worked in the past and they're not going to work today.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46252,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"OK, first of all, they've mostly worked, so-","text_w_direction":"OK, first of all, they've mostly worked, so-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46253,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"You know what? You might want to get to the airport. It's gonna take you a long time to get through security with all those beauty products. Bye.","text_w_direction":"You know what? You might want to get to the airport. It's gonna take you a long time to get through security with all those beauty products. Bye.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46254,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight, come o-","text_w_direction":"Dwight, come o-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46255,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Nothing is gonna stop me. That is the mark of a great man. Unstoppability. Dunder-Mifflin, the farm, Mose, all those things vanish in my rearview mirror. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a date with destiny. And from what I hear, she's a slu- Ah!","text_w_direction":"Nothing is gonna stop me. That is the mark of a great man. Unstoppability. Dunder-Mifflin, the farm, Mose, all those things vanish in my rearview mirror. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a date with destiny. And from what I hear, she's a slu- Ah![Jim tackles Dwight]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46256,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Help! Help!","text_w_direction":"[Jim holds him back and tries to cover his mouth] Help! Help!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46257,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Gross! Don't lick my hand! God, why is there so much saliva?","text_w_direction":"Gross! Don't lick my hand! God, why is there so much saliva?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46258,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"AlI had to do was think about pie and my salivary glands did the rest.","text_w_direction":"AlI had to do was think about pie and my salivary glands did the rest.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46259,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Gross!","text_w_direction":"Gross!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46260,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Ah!","text_w_direction":"[attempting to break from Jim's grasp] Ah!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46261,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"What? What, what, what, what, what?","text_w_direction":"What? What, what, what, what, what?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46262,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, god! You... oh! My appendix-","text_w_direction":"[clutching side] Oh, god! You... oh! My appendix-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46263,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"I'm sorry.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46264,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"My wound hasn't healed yet.","text_w_direction":"My wound hasn't healed yet.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46265,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"I'm so sorry, I forgot.","text_w_direction":"I'm so sorry, I forgot.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46266,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, man!","text_w_direction":"Oh, man!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46267,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"You all right? You ok?","text_w_direction":"You all right? You ok?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46268,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Rrrah!","text_w_direction":"[stops whining and charges Jim] Rrrah!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46269,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Nellie","text":"Where the hell is he? I cannot do this without him.","text_w_direction":"[to Cathy] Where the hell is he? I cannot do this without him.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46270,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Cathy","text":"I don't know. He's not picking up.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. He's not picking up.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46271,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Todd Packer","text":"Well, looks like Shnoot's a no-show. Guess he wasn't vice presy material after all. But I am. Put me in, babe. I got the info down backwards, forwards, and doggy-style. I'm your man.","text_w_direction":"Well, looks like Shnoot's a no-show. Guess he wasn't vice presy material after all. But I am. Put me in, babe. I got the info down backwards, forwards, and doggy-style. I'm your man.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46272,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Nellie","text":"Right, let's begin then. Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce the vice president of Sabre Retail, Mr. Todd Packer.","text_w_direction":"[considers and decides on Packer] Right, let's begin then. Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce the vice president of Sabre Retail, Mr. Todd Packer.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46273,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Todd Packer","text":"Sup?","text_w_direction":"Sup?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46274,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Phyllis","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"[notices Andy boxing up things from Erin's desk] What are you doing?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46275,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"I'm just dealing with Erin's stuff since apparently she's not coming back. And she didn't bother to tell anyone.","text_w_direction":"I'm just dealing with Erin's stuff since apparently she's not coming back. And she didn't bother to tell anyone.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46276,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"We knew. Ryan told us.","text_w_direction":"We knew. Ryan told us.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46277,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Ryan, why didn't you tell me?","text_w_direction":"Ryan, why didn't you tell me?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46278,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Ryan","text":"Thought you checker my Tumblr?","text_w_direction":"Thought you checker my Tumblr?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46279,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"You never update it.","text_w_direction":"You never update it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46280,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Ryan","text":"Well, I updated it.","text_w_direction":"Well, I updated it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46281,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"Does anyone else think this is weird? And like, kind of uncool, actually? To leave us without a receptionist?","text_w_direction":"Does anyone else think this is weird? And like, kind of uncool, actually? To leave us without a receptionist?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46282,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"We'll find another receptionist. I mean, that's easy. We'll be fine.","text_w_direction":"We'll find another receptionist. I mean, that's easy. We'll be fine. [Andy nods reluctantly]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46283,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Huh, huh, huh!","text_w_direction":"[trying to get around Jim] Huh, huh, huh! [slides between Jim's legs]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46284,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46285,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"I was trying to go-","text_w_direction":"I was trying to go-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46286,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Get up.","text_w_direction":"Get up.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46287,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok, ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok, ok.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46288,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Get up. All right? I'm not gonna let you by.","text_w_direction":"Get up. All right? I'm not gonna let you by.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46289,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Then you know what? I'm just gonna have to run right through you.","text_w_direction":"Then you know what? I'm just gonna have to run right through you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46290,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"OK. What are you doing? Are you really revving up? you know that doesn't work.","text_w_direction":"OK. [Dwight runs in place] What are you doing? Are you really revving up? you know that doesn't work.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46291,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Jackie Chan!","text_w_direction":"[tries to jump off wall] Jackie Chan! [falls and groans]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46292,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"Go.","text_w_direction":"[holding mobile phone up] Go.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46293,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"Hi. This is Alex.","text_w_direction":"[in a feminine voice] Hi. This is Alex.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46294,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Toby","text":"And this is Sam.","text_w_direction":"[in feminine voice] And this is Sam.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46295,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"Kevin can't come to the phone right now because he's busy with us.","text_w_direction":"[in a feminine voice] Kevin can't come to the phone right now because he's busy with us.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46296,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"Perfect! Now people will think I'm doing hot girls all day.","text_w_direction":"Perfect! Now people will think I'm doing hot girls all day.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46297,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"I don't know, man, they might think we're drag queens.","text_w_direction":"I don't know, man, they might think we're drag queens.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46298,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Toby","text":"Yeah, I don't know why you picked names that are also guys' names.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I don't know why you picked names that are also guys' names.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46299,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"Okay, now who do I ride to the kitchen like a pony?","text_w_direction":"Okay, now who do I ride to the kitchen like a pony?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46300,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Toby","text":"Don't make me be your pony, Kevin.","text_w_direction":"Don't make me be your pony, Kevin.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46301,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"Forget it, man.","text_w_direction":"Forget it, man.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46302,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"What do you mean?","text_w_direction":"What do you mean?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46303,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"I'm out. And so is Toby.","text_w_direction":"I'm out. And so is Toby.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46304,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"This may be wrong. But there's a limit to what I would do for my child.","text_w_direction":"This may be wrong. But there's a limit to what I would do for my child.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46305,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Toby","text":"Yeah. I have my dignity too. I refuse to be another man's horsey.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I have my dignity too. I refuse to be another man's horsey.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46306,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"No guys, stop! You have to sell me cookies. I'll do anything. I'm even gonna kiss Meredith. That is... hmph... that's ah... so good.","text_w_direction":"No guys, stop! You have to sell me cookies. I'll do anything. [starts performing Hello! Ma Baby] I'm even gonna kiss Meredith. [kisses Meredith] That is... hmph... that's ah... so good. [almost in tears Meredith pulls him toward her by his tie]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46307,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"What are you doing? No. No, no, no.","text_w_direction":"[tackled by Dwight] What are you doing? No. No, no, no.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46308,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"This. Ends. Now.","text_w_direction":"This. Ends. Now.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46309,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"This is dangerous.","text_w_direction":"This is dangerous.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46310,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Rrahh!","text_w_direction":"[picks Jim up] Rrahh! [both fall]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46311,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46312,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Anything else you need to talk about?","text_w_direction":"Anything else you need to talk about?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46313,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Nope. I think that was it.","text_w_direction":"Nope. I think that was it. [Dwight gets up and walks away]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46314,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Once again, it's show time.","text_w_direction":"[looking disheveled in mirror] Once again, it's show time.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46315,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Robert California","text":"What baffles me is how you could take a perfectly good idea, which the great Jo Bennett rightfully signed off on, and then utterly botch it in execution.","text_w_direction":"What baffles me is how you could take a perfectly good idea, [Dwight enters] which the great Jo Bennett rightfully signed off on, and then utterly botch it in execution.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46316,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Todd Packer","text":"If I may speak to that, I have only been vice president of this project for the last half hour, so the man you want is Dwight Shrute.","text_w_direction":"If I may speak to that, I have only been vice president of this project for the last half hour, so the man you want is Dwight Shrute.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46317,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Robert California","text":"I don't see Dwight. He clearly had the infinite wisdom to stay as far away from this clown show as possible.","text_w_direction":"I don't see Dwight. He clearly had the infinite wisdom to stay as far away from this clown show as possible.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46318,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Nellie","text":"Whatever you do, do not blame Todd Packer. It is not his fault. Blame his upbringing, his parents, the society that would mold this idiotic creature. Fire the employee, yes... but not the man. You may not cancel his soul.","text_w_direction":"Whatever you do, do not blame Todd Packer. It is not his fault. Blame his upbringing, his parents, the society that would mold this idiotic creature. Fire the employee, yes... but not the man. You may not cancel his soul.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46319,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Robert California","text":"That was never on the table.","text_w_direction":"That was never on the table.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46320,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Todd Packer","text":"Are you kidding? She's the queen of the whole freaking Magilla!","text_w_direction":"[to Nellie] Are you kidding? [to Robert] She's the queen of the whole freaking Magilla!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46321,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Robert California","text":"And yet Todd, it's you who's fired.","text_w_direction":"And yet Todd, it's you who's fired.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46322,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Todd Packer","text":"What, you, I, I can't get fired. I'm an institution. I have been at this company for 20 years. How many of you have been here that long, huh?","text_w_direction":"What, you, I, I can't get fired. I'm an institution. I have been at this company for 20 years. How many of you have been here that long, huh? [Dwight exits meeting room and helps Jim up]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46323,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey, hey. They're back.","text_w_direction":"[Dwight and Jim enter office] Hey, hey. They're back. [Everyone greets them]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46324,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kelly","text":"Dwight, what are you doing here? I thought you were supposed to be in Florida?","text_w_direction":"Dwight, what are you doing here? I thought you were supposed to be in Florida?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46325,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, the crazy thing about that is, um, wow you look great. Did you lose some weight?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, the crazy thing about that is, um, wow you look great. Did you lose some weight?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46326,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kelly","text":"Thank you, for someone who actually notices this. No, I didn't lose weight. But I started using my makeup to contour my face to look skinnier. I actually put on five pounds.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, for someone who actually notices this. No, I didn't lose weight. But I started using my makeup to contour my face to look skinnier. I actually put on five pounds.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46327,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Phyllis","text":"Hey! Good to have you back.","text_w_direction":"[to Stanley] Hey! Good to have you back.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46328,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Stanley","text":"Good to be back.","text_w_direction":"[insincerely] Good to be back.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46329,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, stranger!","text_w_direction":"[to Jim] Hey, stranger!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46330,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46331,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Aw, I missed you.","text_w_direction":"Aw, I missed you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46332,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"I missed you.","text_w_direction":"I missed you. [they embrace and kiss as Andy watches on sadly]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46333,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Aw.","text_w_direction":"Aw.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46334,"season":8,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Last Day In Florida","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Andy","text":"I'm going to Florida to get Erin. Forgot to turn off my email. It's crazy, right? It's just, when she said she was leaving, I felt so- 'You're about to close four tabs, are you sure you want to continue?' Yes. I am sure. Ah, slow computer!","text_w_direction":"I'm going to Florida to get Erin. [grabs coat, runs out, then returns] Forgot to turn off my email. It's crazy, right? It's just, when she said she was leaving, I felt so- [looks at computer frustrated] 'You're about to close four tabs, are you sure you want to continue?' Yes. I am sure. Ah, slow computer!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1429,"air_date":"2012-03-08"}
{"index":46335,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"This is Pam. Oh my God, are you sure? Uh, okay. Okay, um, we'll be right there. Everybody, the balloon is falling.","text_w_direction":"[telephone ringing] This is Pam. Oh my God, are you sure? Uh, okay. Okay, um, we'll be right there. Everybody, the balloon is falling.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46336,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Nice.","text_w_direction":"Nice.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46337,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"There's this balloon that has been floating in the rafters of the warehouse for, like, ever. And, okay, it's not -- it doesn't sound cool. You just have to see it.","text_w_direction":"There's this balloon that has been floating in the rafters of the warehouse for, like, ever. And, okay, it's not -- it doesn't sound cool. You just have to see it.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46338,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Well, I guess it doesn't look that cool either. But, it's been up there a long time, so it's become a pretty big deal.","text_w_direction":"Well, I guess it doesn't look that cool either. But, it's been up there a long time, so it's become a pretty big deal.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46339,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Wow. It's the end of an era.","text_w_direction":"Wow. It's the end of an era.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46340,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Did a good job, Buddy. Now it's time to come home.","text_w_direction":"Did a good job, Buddy. Now it's time to come home.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46341,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Oscar","text":"I remember when that balloon went up there. I was still with Gil. We were so happy.","text_w_direction":"I remember when that balloon went up there. I was still with Gil. We were so happy.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46342,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"When that went up there, I had hair like Rapunzel.","text_w_direction":"When that went up there, I had hair like Rapunzel.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46343,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Ryan","text":"How long do you think it's been up there, Kevin?","text_w_direction":"How long do you think it's been up there, Kevin?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46344,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"I just remember pushing aside my silky bangs to say, \"Look, a balloon.\"","text_w_direction":"I just remember pushing aside my silky bangs to say, \"Look, a balloon.\"","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46345,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"My warcraft clan was still on speaking terms.","text_w_direction":"My warcraft clan was still on speaking terms.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46346,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Meredith","text":"My kid didn't have a face tattoo.","text_w_direction":"My kid didn't have a face tattoo.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46347,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"I was still thinking of going back to school.","text_w_direction":"I was still thinking of going back to school.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46348,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"And I was still just a paper salesman.","text_w_direction":"And I was still just a paper salesman.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46349,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Well this has been fun, Pam. Thanks for calling us all down here.","text_w_direction":"Well this has been fun, Pam. Thanks for calling us all down here. [everyone sighs]","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46350,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"All","text":"Kill the balloon. Kill the balloon. Kill the balloon. Kill the balloon. Kill the balloon.","text_w_direction":"Kill the balloon. Kill the balloon. Kill the balloon. Kill the balloon. Kill the balloon. [pops loudly] [cheers and applause]","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46351,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Hey. So they accidentally gave us an extra egg sandwich this morning. Who wants it?","text_w_direction":"Hey. So they accidentally gave us an extra egg sandwich this morning. Who wants it?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46352,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"oooh","text_w_direction":"oooh","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46353,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"Me.","text_w_direction":"Me.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46354,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46355,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Right here.","text_w_direction":"Right here.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46356,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nellie","text":"Allow me to solve your problem, then.","text_w_direction":"Allow me to solve your problem, then.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46357,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Nellie","text_w_direction":"Nellie","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46358,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nellie","text":"Mmm. Oh, that is disgusting. Do you call that a King James breakfast pie?","text_w_direction":"Mmm. [bites sandwich] Oh, that is disgusting. Do you call that a King James breakfast pie?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46359,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"What brings you to town?","text_w_direction":"What brings you to town?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46360,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nellie","text":"Certainly not the Harry Houdini Museum. What a nobody. Oh look, some Hungarian just found their way out of a sack. Let's build a shrine. No, I've come to work here.","text_w_direction":"Certainly not the Harry Houdini Museum. What a nobody. Oh look, some Hungarian just found their way out of a sack. Let's build a shrine. No, I've come to work here.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46361,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46362,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"How could Robert transfer Nellie here after the Sabre store debacle? She stinks of failure. The fact that she could show her face around here is an embarrassment. I should know. I'm in an identical situation.","text_w_direction":"How could Robert transfer Nellie here after the Sabre store debacle? She stinks of failure. The fact that she could show her face around here is an embarrassment. I should know. I'm in an identical situation.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46363,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Toby","text":"Robert did say you'd be joining us. Welcome. I'm Tony.","text_w_direction":"Robert did say you'd be joining us. Welcome. I'm Tony.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46364,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nellie","text":"Mm.","text_w_direction":"Mm.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46365,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46366,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Toby","text":"I- I said I'm Tony. Okay I made a mistake. I thought it might go unnoticed. But uh, I'm Toby.","text_w_direction":"I- I said I'm Tony. Okay I made a mistake. I thought it might go unnoticed. But uh, I'm Toby.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46367,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"You messed up saying your name?","text_w_direction":"You messed up saying your name?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46368,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Toby","text":"It happens, okay? Uh, so let's just find an empty desk for you, and uh, I'm sure Robert will be with you as soon as he gets in.","text_w_direction":"It happens, okay? Uh, so let's just find an empty desk for you, and uh, I'm sure Robert will be with you as soon as he gets in.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46369,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nellie","text":"That one looks empty.","text_w_direction":"That one looks empty.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46370,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"No, that's Andy's office.","text_w_direction":"No, that's Andy's office.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46371,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, is it?","text_w_direction":"Oh, is it?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46372,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nellie","text":"I have one simple philosophy in business","text_w_direction":"I have one simple philosophy in business","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46373,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Another beautiful day in Tallahassee. Ooh. Good morning, Alonzo.","text_w_direction":"Another beautiful day in Tallahassee. Ooh. Good morning, Alonzo.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46374,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Alonzo","text":"Good morning Erin.","text_w_direction":"Good morning Erin. [driving by delivering newspapers]","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46375,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"How are you? How's your family doing?","text_w_direction":"How are you? How's your family doing?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46376,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Bye.","text_w_direction":"Bye.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46377,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Look at this place! Five rooms, and I get to clean them all. That's right. I'm a maid for an old lady. Her grandson's staying with us too because he ran out of money. Listen to me, bragging away.","text_w_direction":"Look at this place! Five rooms, and I get to clean them all. That's right. I'm a maid for an old lady. Her grandson's staying with us too because he ran out of money. [chuckles] Listen to me, bragging away.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46378,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Robert","text":"Nellie.","text_w_direction":"Nellie.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46379,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nellie","text":"Robert.","text_w_direction":"Robert.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46380,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Robert","text":"How are you adjusting to life in Scranton so far?","text_w_direction":"How are you adjusting to life in Scranton so far?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46381,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nellie","text":"So far, so good.","text_w_direction":"So far, so good.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46382,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Robert","text":"Good.","text_w_direction":"Good.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46383,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nellie","text":"Water pressure in the hotel is marvelous.","text_w_direction":"Water pressure in the hotel is marvelous.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46384,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Robert","text":"Ah, well, it is astounding what a difference that can make, isn't it?","text_w_direction":"Ah, well, it is astounding what a difference that can make, isn't it?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46385,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nellie","text":"Mm-hm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hm.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46386,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Robert","text":"Now. Let's find you something fun to do here, shall we?","text_w_direction":"Now. Let's find you something fun to do here, shall we?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46387,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, I've already found it. I am manager, a natural next step. It fits like a glove.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I've already found it. I am manager, a natural next step. It fits like a glove.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46388,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Robert","text":"We have a manager.","text_w_direction":"We have a manager.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46389,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nellie","text":"Do you really? Because it is 10","text_w_direction":"Do you really? Because it is 10","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46390,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Robert","text":"Excuse me, has anyone seen Andy this morning?","text_w_direction":"Excuse me, has anyone seen Andy this morning?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46391,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Huh. Yeah, that's weird. He's usually here by now. Right guys?","text_w_direction":"Huh. Yeah, that's weird. He's usually here by now. Right guys?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46392,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Hello.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46393,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Robert","text":"Andy, it's Robert. Why aren't you at work?","text_w_direction":"Andy, it's Robert. Why aren't you at work?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46394,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, Robert. Ah, I really wish I could come in to work today, but I'm super sick.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Robert. Ah, I really wish I could come in to work today, but I'm super sick.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46395,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Robert","text":"I don't care, I don't care. Please come to work immediately.","text_w_direction":"I don't care, I don't care. Please come to work immediately.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46396,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Okay, I'll try to come in even though I'm really sick with the...","text_w_direction":"Okay, I'll try to come in even though I'm really sick with the...","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46397,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"...Florida Flu.","text_w_direction":"[standing in ocean] ...Florida Flu.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46398,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Robert","text":"He just hung up on me mid-sentence.","text_w_direction":"He just hung up on me mid-sentence.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46399,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"I'm in Florida to get Erin. As soon as I heard she wasn't coming back to Scranton, I jumped straight in my car and drove straight down till I hit the ocean. My heart is my map. Turns out, Tallahassee is about 200 miles inland, so I overshot a good amount. But still, not bad for a heart map right? Oh, no. Thanks a lot, BP.","text_w_direction":"I'm in Florida to get Erin. As soon as I heard she wasn't coming back to Scranton, I jumped straight in my car and drove straight down till I hit the ocean. My heart is my map. Turns out, Tallahassee is about 200 miles inland, so I overshot a good amount. But still, not bad for a heart map right? [picking up dead fish] Oh, no. Thanks a lot, BP.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46400,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Robert","text":"Not much we can do about this until he gets here.","text_w_direction":"Not much we can do about this until he gets here.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46401,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Can't you do something about this?","text_w_direction":"Can't you do something about this?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46402,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Robert","text":"Sometimes the flowers arrange themselves, Jim.","text_w_direction":"Sometimes the flowers arrange themselves, Jim.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46403,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"-Right.","text_w_direction":"-Right.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46404,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"What is going on? And where's Andy? And what is going on?","text_w_direction":"What is going on? And where's Andy? And what is going on?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46405,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Irene","text":"Erin, you got a package.","text_w_direction":"Erin, you got a package.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46406,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"I'm in the bathroom.","text_w_direction":"I'm in the bathroom.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46407,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Glenn","text":"Where's the postage? I mean, there's no shipping label.","text_w_direction":"Where's the postage? I mean, there's no shipping label.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46408,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Irene","text":"Did you wash your hands?","text_w_direction":"Did you wash your hands?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46409,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46410,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin and Irene","text":"","text_w_direction":"[screaming as Andy busts out of box]","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46411,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Here I am; Signed, sealed, delivered; I'm yours!","text_w_direction":"[singing] Here I am; Signed, sealed, delivered; I'm yours!","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46412,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Andy, what are you doing here? It's great to see you.","text_w_direction":"Andy, what are you doing here? It's great to see you.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46413,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Uh, I am here to take you back to Scranton. Because I love you and I want to be with you.","text_w_direction":"Uh, I am here to take you back to Scranton. Because I love you and I want to be with you.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46414,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Irene","text":"Where's the ring?","text_w_direction":"Where's the ring?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46415,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Hm?","text_w_direction":"Hm?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46416,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Irene","text":"Where's the ring, Lancelot?","text_w_direction":"Where's the ring, Lancelot?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46417,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Uh, would you guys mind if we talked privately for a second? Sorry, Glenn.","text_w_direction":"Uh, would you guys mind if we talked privately for a second? Sorry, Glenn.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46418,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Um, Andy... I am so happy to see you. But I'm not coming back with you.","text_w_direction":"Um, Andy... I am so happy to see you. But I'm not coming back with you.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46419,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Glenn","text":"Why won't she go with him?","text_w_direction":"[whispering off screen] Why won't she go with him?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46420,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Irene","text":"I don't know. Maybe it's 'cause he's not that handsome.","text_w_direction":"[whispering] I don't know. Maybe it's 'cause he's not that handsome.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46421,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Hey... don't listen.","text_w_direction":"Hey... don't listen.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46422,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nellie","text":"So what is going on? That does seem to be the question, doesn't it? Hey, this is messed up, bro. Who is this weird lady? I know. It's a lot. So, who knows what's going on? Anyone? You, yes. Wait, I am very good at intuiting names. Is it... chumbo?","text_w_direction":"So what is going on? That does seem to be the question, doesn't it? [in American accent] Hey, this is messed up, bro. Who is this weird lady? [normal voice] I know. It's a lot. So, who knows what's going on? Anyone? You, yes. Wait, I am very good at intuiting names. Is it... chumbo?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46423,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"I think it's a cross between Dumbo and Jumbo, with a hint of chubby. It's not a name.","text_w_direction":"I think it's a cross between Dumbo and Jumbo, with a hint of chubby. It's not a name.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46424,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nellie","text":"So no one can tell me what's going on. Well, let me illuminate things for you. We are getting to know each other. But why, m'lady? Because I am your new manager.","text_w_direction":"So no one can tell me what's going on. Well, let me illuminate things for you. We are getting to know each other. [in American accent] But why, m'lady? [in normal voice] Because I am your new manager.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46425,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Robert, is Nellie our new manager?","text_w_direction":"Robert, is Nellie our new manager?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46426,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Robert","text":"This is an odd situation. But it's very interesting how it's playing out.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] This is an odd situation. But it's very interesting how it's playing out.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46427,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Robert","text":"We live in this world of routines and rhythms. Kevin ate someone's lunch. Phyllis has a new necklace. Who is this woman?","text_w_direction":"We live in this world of routines and rhythms. Kevin ate someone's lunch. Phyllis has a new necklace. Who is this woman?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46428,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nellie","text":"I came in here simply trying to get to know you, learn your names, maybe have someone teach me the company song. And what I got in return was nothing but disrespect. You leave me no choice but to get to know you in a more intimate way.","text_w_direction":"I came in here simply trying to get to know you, learn your names, maybe have someone teach me the company song. And what I got in return was nothing but disrespect. You leave me no choice but to get to know you in a more intimate way.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46429,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Hot tub party?","text_w_direction":"Hot tub party?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46430,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nellie","text":"Performance reviews.","text_w_direction":"Performance reviews.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46431,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"How can you give us performance reviews if you don't know us?","text_w_direction":"How can you give us performance reviews if you don't know us?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46432,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nellie","text":"On first impressions, so I recommend smiling. It goes a long way with me.","text_w_direction":"On first impressions, so I recommend smiling. It goes a long way with me.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46433,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Glenn","text":"Erin, you really nailed the hot dogs today.","text_w_direction":"Erin, you really nailed the hot dogs today.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46434,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, thanks. I've been re-using the hot dog water so it gets more flavor. It's only going to keep getting better.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thanks. I've been re-using the hot dog water so it gets more flavor. It's only going to keep getting better.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46435,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Irene","text":"So, Andrew, how does your skinny brunette girlfriend Jessica feel about you visiting your ex-girlfriend?","text_w_direction":"So, Andrew, how does your skinny brunette girlfriend Jessica feel about you visiting your ex-girlfriend?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46436,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Well, we're not really dating anymore, so... basically, I mean, I just have to cross a few Ts and dot a few I's, you know.","text_w_direction":"Well, we're not really dating anymore, so... basically, I mean, I just have to cross a few Ts and dot a few I's, you know.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46437,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"So you came to get me, but you still have a girlfriend.","text_w_direction":"So you came to get me, but you still have a girlfriend.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46438,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Irene","text":"I think you should leave, young man.","text_w_direction":"I think you should leave, young man.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46439,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"All right. Technically, yes, I am still technically dating Jessica. But when I realized that I wanted you back, I just jumped in the car and I drove down here, and I didn't want to stop until I saw you.","text_w_direction":"All right. Technically, yes, I am still technically dating Jessica. But when I realized that I wanted you back, I just jumped in the car and I drove down here, and I didn't want to stop until I saw you.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46440,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"You didn't even stop to pee? Gross.","text_w_direction":"You didn't even stop to pee? Gross.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46441,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Any luck?","text_w_direction":"Any luck?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46442,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"No. He just keeps letting all the calls go to voicemail.","text_w_direction":"No. He just keeps letting all the calls go to voicemail.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46443,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Please leave a message for Andy Bernard, include your na-","text_w_direction":"[on phone message, singing] Please leave a message for Andy Bernard, include your na-","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46444,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, you're doing so good. Oh my God, you're superman over there.","text_w_direction":"Oh, you're doing so good. Oh my God, you're superman over there. [Andy's phone vibrating]","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46445,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Irene","text":"You should take it. It's probably your girlfriend wondering where you are.","text_w_direction":"You should take it. It's probably your girlfriend wondering where you are.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46446,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Nope. It's just work. Not important. You know, I can really feel this is my quads, I can tell I'm getting stronger.","text_w_direction":"Nope. It's just work. Not important. You know, I can really feel this is my quads, I can tell I'm getting stronger.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46447,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Irene","text":"You really wouldn't feel those kinds of results after one session.","text_w_direction":"You really wouldn't feel those kinds of results after one session.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46448,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"I don't know. Just let it vibrate. It's fine.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. [phone vibrating] Just let it vibrate. It's fine.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46449,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Irene","text":"You could put it on silent.","text_w_direction":"You could put it on silent.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46450,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"I don't think it does that.","text_w_direction":"I don't think it does that.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46451,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Irene","text":"Just go to preferences, then click –","text_w_direction":"Just go to preferences, then click –","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46452,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Glenn","text":"Proctology.","text_w_direction":"[answering Andy's phone] Proctology.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46453,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Andy?","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Andy?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46454,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Jim?","text_w_direction":"Jim?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46455,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Andy, where are you?","text_w_direction":"Andy, where are you?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46456,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"I- I'm home in bed. I've been in bed all day. I got the-- I got the serious poops, man.","text_w_direction":"I- I'm home in bed. I've been in bed all day. I got the-- I got the serious poops, man.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46457,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Irene","text":"He's here in Tallahassee, trying to turn my life upside down.","text_w_direction":"He's here in Tallahassee, trying to turn my life upside down.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46458,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"What? You're in Florida? Andy, Nellie Bertram's trying to take your job.","text_w_direction":"What? You're in Florida? Andy, Nellie Bertram's trying to take your job.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46459,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"What do you mean, take my job?","text_w_direction":"What do you mean, take my job?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46460,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Like, set up camp in your office and is calling herself the manager.","text_w_direction":"Like, set up camp in your office and is calling herself the manager.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46461,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Okay... Jim, I really appreciate you looking out for me, but I'm not coming home without Erin. So I'll talk to you later.","text_w_direction":"Okay... Jim, I really appreciate you looking out for me, but I'm not coming home without Erin. So I'll talk to you later.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46462,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Guys, we cannot do these performance reviews, okay? If we go into them, you're basically accepting Nellie as your manager, and trust me, you do not want her as your manager.","text_w_direction":"Guys, we cannot do these performance reviews, okay? If we go into them, you're basically accepting Nellie as your manager, and trust me, you do not want her as your manager.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46463,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Angela","text":"Trust you? The way Pam trusted you to provide for her so she wouldn't have to work?","text_w_direction":"Trust you? The way Pam trusted you to provide for her so she wouldn't have to work?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46464,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"I like working here.","text_w_direction":"I like working here.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46465,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight, should she be our manager?","text_w_direction":"Dwight, should she be our manager?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46466,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"I wouldn't let her manage a celery farm.","text_w_direction":"I wouldn't let her manage a celery farm.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46467,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Those who can't farm, farm celery.","text_w_direction":"Those who can't farm, farm celery.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46468,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"And when was the last time Dwight and I agreed on anything ever?","text_w_direction":"And when was the last time Dwight and I agreed on anything ever? [clears throat]","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46469,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nellie","text":"All right. Let's get going. First up, it is the woman with the beautiful fingernails and the tiny feet, Phyllis.","text_w_direction":"All right. Let's get going. First up, it is the woman with the beautiful fingernails and the tiny feet, Phyllis.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46470,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"Nellie, I'm sorry, but I don't feel comfortable being evaluated by someone I don't know.","text_w_direction":"Nellie, I'm sorry, but I don't feel comfortable being evaluated by someone I don't know.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46471,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh. Oh, okay. I understand. Let me show you how these are gonna go. Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Oh, okay. I understand. Let me show you how these are gonna go. Dwight.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46472,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"I refuse to be judged by someone that I do not respect. I lost respect for you in Florida. If it was up to me, you would be in jail forever.","text_w_direction":"I refuse to be judged by someone that I do not respect. I lost respect for you in Florida. If it was up to me, you would be in jail forever.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46473,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nellie","text":"Dwight, I have completed your evaluation. You're getting a raise.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, I have completed your evaluation. You're getting a raise.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46474,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46475,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nellie","text":"Dwight, you carry this company on your massive shoulders. You are our Atlas, and for that do you not think you deserve a raise?","text_w_direction":"Dwight, you carry this company on your massive shoulders. You are our Atlas, and for that do you not think you deserve a raise?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46476,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"There's no limit to what I think I deserve.","text_w_direction":"There's no limit to what I think I deserve.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46477,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nellie","text":"Then you accept it?","text_w_direction":"Then you accept it?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46478,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Five percent. No less.","text_w_direction":"Five percent. No less.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46479,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nellie","text":"Absolutely not. Seven percent.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely not. Seven percent.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46480,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Six percent, I know my worth.","text_w_direction":"Six percent, I know my worth.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46481,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"The raise isn't real.","text_w_direction":"The raise isn't real.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46482,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Money isn't real ever since we got off the gold standard.","text_w_direction":"Money isn't real ever since we got off the gold standard.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46483,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nellie","text":"So Phyllis, now you know the rules of the game. Would you care to have a go? I'm fairly certain you're going to like it.","text_w_direction":"So Phyllis, now you know the rules of the game. Would you care to have a go? I'm fairly certain you're going to like it.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46484,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Phyllis.","text_w_direction":"Phyllis.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46485,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"Pam.","text_w_direction":"Pam.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46486,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nellie","text":"So, Phyllis, I have been very impressed with you.","text_w_direction":"So, Phyllis, I have been very impressed with you.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46487,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Phyllis","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46488,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, yeah. The way you conquered your fear and came in here, and now the way you sit there... all very impressive.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah. The way you conquered your fear and came in here, and now the way you sit there... all very impressive.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46489,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Um... are you aware that Nellie is giving out raises?","text_w_direction":"Um... are you aware that Nellie is giving out raises?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46490,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Robert","text":"I am not. Huh.","text_w_direction":"I am not. Huh.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46491,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. She gave one to Dwight, Phyllis.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. She gave one to Dwight, Phyllis.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46492,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Robert","text":"Let me guess, you want one too? Take the family to Disneytown?","text_w_direction":"Let me guess, you want one too? Take the family to Disneytown?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46493,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Land. World. Uh, it's not that I don't want a-- well, yes, I guess I'd take a raise. That's not what I'm saying. That's not-- sorry.","text_w_direction":"Land. World. Uh, it's not that I don't want a-- well, yes, I guess I'd take a raise. That's not what I'm saying. That's not-- sorry.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46494,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Robert","text":"Jim, I told Andy to come in, and yet he is still not in. By contrast, Nellie Bertram saw a vacuum and filled it. To make no mention of her business experience or her relationship with Jo Bennett, my boss.","text_w_direction":"Jim, I told Andy to come in, and yet he is still not in. By contrast, Nellie Bertram saw a vacuum and filled it. To make no mention of her business experience or her relationship with Jo Bennett, my boss.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46495,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46496,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Robert","text":"Jim, would you prefer a nature metaphor or a sexual metaphor?","text_w_direction":"Jim, would you prefer a nature metaphor or a sexual metaphor?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46497,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, god, nature, please.","text_w_direction":"Oh, god, nature, please.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46498,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Robert","text":"When two animals are having s*x, one of them...","text_w_direction":"When two animals are having s*x, one of them...","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46499,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"","text_w_direction":"[exhales sharply]","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46500,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Robert","text":"... is communicating a message to the other. Nothing is mutua-- this isn't very helpful. You're gonna want to hear the sexual metaphor.","text_w_direction":"... is communicating a message to the other. Nothing is mutua-- this isn't very helpful. You're gonna want to hear the sexual metaphor.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46501,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Was that not the--","text_w_direction":"Was that not the--","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46502,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Robert","text":"All life is s*x. And all s*x is competition.","text_w_direction":"All life is s*x. And all s*x is competition.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46503,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Mm-hm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hm.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46504,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Robert","text":"And there are no rules to that game. That wasn't so perverted, now was it?","text_w_direction":"And there are no rules to that game. That wasn't so perverted, now was it?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46505,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Was that it? No, that wasn't bad.","text_w_direction":"Was that it? No, that wasn't bad.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46506,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Robert","text":"My point is, there is one person in charge of every office in America, and that person is Charles Darwin. In the end, doesn't he decide who the manager is?","text_w_direction":"My point is, there is one person in charge of every office in America, and that person is Charles Darwin. In the end, doesn't he decide who the manager is?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46507,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"No. I would've said no.","text_w_direction":"No. I would've said no.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46508,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nellie","text":"Mm, let's see, review, review, review. Yes, good stuff. Here you go, have a raise.","text_w_direction":"Mm, let's see, review, review, review. Yes, good stuff. Here you go, have a raise.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46509,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh, great.","text_w_direction":"Oh, great.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46510,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"I mean, if we go in there and take these raises, what are we saying? That it's okay for someone to just take someone else's job? Shouldn't work like that.","text_w_direction":"I mean, if we go in there and take these raises, what are we saying? That it's okay for someone to just take someone else's job? Shouldn't work like that.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46511,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"No, you know what? Nellie's right. That is exactly how it should work. Darryl, this office is mine now.","text_w_direction":"No, you know what? Nellie's right. That is exactly how it should work. Darryl, this office is mine now.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46512,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46513,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46514,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46515,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46516,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46517,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46518,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46519,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46520,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Darryl","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46521,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes. Yes, sorry too late. I'm here. This is mine. Back off.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Yes, sorry too late. I'm here. This is mine. Back off.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46522,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Ow! Ow, ow, ow. Ow, ow, ow, Ow.","text_w_direction":"[Darryl grabbing him by his hair, dragging him from office] Ow! Ow, ow, ow. Ow, ow, ow, Ow.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46523,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Dwight","text":"Well fought. I accept the outcome.","text_w_direction":"[panting] Well fought. I accept the outcome.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46524,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Creed","text":"Touch me and I'll sue.","text_w_direction":"Touch me and I'll sue.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46525,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"I've heard that's amazing when it works.","text_w_direction":"I've heard that's amazing when it works.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46526,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, if I had my own--","text_w_direction":"Yeah, if I had my own--","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46527,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Andy, I care about you and I think--","text_w_direction":"Andy, I care about you and I think--","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46528,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"--sorry, you go.","text_w_direction":"--sorry, you go.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46529,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"No, go ahead.","text_w_direction":"No, go ahead.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46530,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Well, I was just going to say that, if I had my own fountain, it would be two frogs that are spitting into each other's mouth. It's just stupid. What were you going to say?","text_w_direction":"Well, I was just going to say that, if I had my own fountain, it would be two frogs that are spitting into each other's mouth. It's just stupid. What were you going to say?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46531,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Andy, you broke my heart. Do you know what it feels like to be constantly rejected by you and to have to watch you date someone else?","text_w_direction":"Andy, you broke my heart. Do you know what it feels like to be constantly rejected by you and to have to watch you date someone else?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46532,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"You broke my heart too.","text_w_direction":"You broke my heart too.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46533,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"You broke my heart more recently and more often. And I think at some point, in my head, it just sort of clicked that we're not meant to be.","text_w_direction":"You broke my heart more recently and more often. And I think at some point, in my head, it just sort of clicked that we're not meant to be.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46534,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"I'm so sorry that we have not loved each other at the same time.","text_w_direction":"I'm so sorry that we have not loved each other at the same time.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46535,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46536,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"","text_w_direction":"[sighs]","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46537,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nellie","text":"So, Pamela, I'm going to start this review, not by telling you what you lack, but rather, asking you what it is you want.","text_w_direction":"So, Pamela, I'm going to start this review, not by telling you what you lack, but rather, asking you what it is you want.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46538,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Really? Okay, well, um, I like consistency in the manager's position, no weird silent coups. Stuff like that. I'm easy.","text_w_direction":"Really? Okay, well, um, I like consistency in the manager's position, no weird silent coups. Stuff like that. I'm easy.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46539,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nellie","text":"That's not really what you want. What you want is a good night's sleep, working mother of two.","text_w_direction":"That's not really what you want. What you want is a good night's sleep, working mother of two.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46540,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Whoa, that's kind of condescending. Would you say something like that to Jim?","text_w_direction":"Whoa, that's kind of condescending. Would you say something like that to Jim?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46541,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nellie","text":"Does Jim have to breastfeed? Did Jim carry around those babies for-- what is it? 12 months? Be honest, does Jim really get up in the night?","text_w_direction":"Does Jim have to breastfeed? Did Jim carry around those babies for-- what is it? 12 months? Be honest, does Jim really get up in the night?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46542,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"Well, I mean, the only reason he doesn't is because I'm breastfeeding, and Phillip doesn't like a bottle.","text_w_direction":"Well, I mean, the only reason he doesn't is because I'm breastfeeding, and Phillip doesn't like a bottle.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46543,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nellie","text":"You must be exhausted. Fancy a nap?","text_w_direction":"You must be exhausted. Fancy a nap?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46544,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46545,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nellie","text":"Go on. Have a nap. Lie down right here. There's a blanket in here. I used it earlier myself. Dreamt I could breathe underwater like Jacques Cousteau. No one will know. I'll wake you up. And when you wake up, you will earn more money.","text_w_direction":"Go on. Have a nap. Lie down right here. There's a blanket in here. I used it earlier myself. Dreamt I could breathe underwater like Jacques Cousteau. No one will know. I'll wake you up. And when you wake up, you will earn more money.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46546,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"I think... you're a witch.","text_w_direction":"I think... you're a witch.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46547,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nellie","text":"I think you're amazing. You know that, right? Go on, say it","text_w_direction":"I think you're amazing. You know that, right? Go on, say it","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46548,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Pam","text":"I'm amazing.","text_w_direction":"[drowsily] I'm amazing. [sighs]","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46549,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Irene","text":"Erin, I think you're making a big mistake right now. Andy is a nice boy.","text_w_direction":"Erin, I think you're making a big mistake right now. Andy is a nice boy.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46550,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Really? 'cause you've been kind of a B to him all afternoon.","text_w_direction":"Really? 'cause you've been kind of a B to him all afternoon.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46551,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Irene","text":"I was protecting you because I thought he was no good. But I can tell you really like him. And he's willing to lose his job for you, in this economy with Europe on the brink--","text_w_direction":"I was protecting you because I thought he was no good. But I can tell you really like him. And he's willing to lose his job for you, in this economy with Europe on the brink--","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46552,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Irene, what would you do without me?","text_w_direction":"Irene, what would you do without me?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46553,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Irene","text":"We're not your concern, sweetheart. Besides, Glenn's going to sue Home Depot.","text_w_direction":"We're not your concern, sweetheart. Besides, Glenn's going to sue Home Depot.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46554,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46555,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Irene","text":"He got his foreskin caught in some lawn furniture.","text_w_direction":"He got his foreskin caught in some lawn furniture.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46556,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nellie","text":"Jim, time for your review.","text_w_direction":"Jim, time for your review.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46557,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"No, it's not, because you don't really work here.","text_w_direction":"No, it's not, because you don't really work here.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46558,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nellie","text":"Why are you so staunchly defending your friend, who has abandoned you? Wouldn't you rather come talk with me? Maybe definitely get a raise?","text_w_direction":"Why are you so staunchly defending your friend, who has abandoned you? Wouldn't you rather come talk with me? Maybe definitely get a raise?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46559,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, that's the thing. I don't know if you can even give raises.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, that's the thing. I don't know if you can even give raises.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46560,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nellie","text":"Jim, have you ever heard of a character named Tinkerbell?","text_w_direction":"Jim, have you ever heard of a character named Tinkerbell?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46561,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46562,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nellie","text":"I'm Tinkerbell.","text_w_direction":"I'm Tinkerbell.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46563,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46564,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nellie","text":"Mm-hm. I'm a magical fairy who floated into your office to bring a little bit of magic into your lives, to give you all raises.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hm. I'm a magical fairy who floated into your office to bring a little bit of magic into your lives, to give you all raises.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46565,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Stanley","text":"And we are grateful.","text_w_direction":"And we are grateful.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46566,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nellie","text":"But here's the thing about Tinkerbell, Jim. Everyone has to believe in her or she doesn't exist.","text_w_direction":"But here's the thing about Tinkerbell, Jim. Everyone has to believe in her or she doesn't exist.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46567,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"She dies.","text_w_direction":"She dies.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46568,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nellie","text":"She dies! Now who here believes in Tinkerbell?","text_w_direction":"She dies! Now who here believes in Tinkerbell?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46569,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"Let's see it. Show of hands.","text_w_direction":"Let's see it. Show of hands.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46570,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"I do. Come on everyone...","text_w_direction":"I do. [applause] Come on everyone...","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46571,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"All right, guys, stop.","text_w_direction":"All right, guys, stop.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46572,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Meredith","text":"I already spent the money.","text_w_direction":"I already spent the money.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46573,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Jim","text":"How?","text_w_direction":"How?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46574,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Kevin","text":"Come on Jim, you're killing her!","text_w_direction":"Come on Jim, you're killing her!","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46575,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"All","text":"We believe! We believe!","text_w_direction":"We believe! We believe!","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46576,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Robert","text":"Look at this wonderful recognition of Nellie's leadership. I believe.","text_w_direction":"Look at this wonderful recognition of Nellie's leadership. I believe. [applause continues]","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46577,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"That did not go how I wanted it to. Ugh. I have a whole ton of Erin's favorite food for the drive back, eggplant parm. It's biodegradable. Animals will eat it.","text_w_direction":"That did not go how I wanted it to. Ugh. I have a whole ton of Erin's favorite food for the drive back, eggplant parm. [tosses it out car window] It's biodegradable. Animals will eat it.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46578,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Andy wait! Andy! Andy wait! Don't go! Andy I love you! Stop! Oh, this is the wrong Prius. I don't love you. I'm sorry.","text_w_direction":"Andy wait! [running down street] Andy! Andy wait! Don't go! Andy I love you! Stop! Oh, this is the wrong Prius. I don't love you. I'm sorry.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46579,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Erin!","text_w_direction":"Erin!","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46580,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Andy.","text_w_direction":"Andy. [horns honking as they kiss in the street]","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46581,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Let's get out of here.","text_w_direction":"Let's get out of here.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46582,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46583,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"Let's go.","text_w_direction":"Let's go.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46584,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Wait, we have to go back and get your stuff.","text_w_direction":"Wait, we have to go back and get your stuff.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46585,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"No, I don't have any stuff.","text_w_direction":"No, I don't have any stuff.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46586,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Like your toothbrush and stuff.","text_w_direction":"Like your toothbrush and stuff.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46587,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"I don't have one.","text_w_direction":"I don't have one.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46588,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"You don't have a toothbrush?","text_w_direction":"You don't have a toothbrush?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46589,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46590,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"How do you not have a toothbrush?","text_w_direction":"How do you not have a toothbrush?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46591,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"I just... there's always one around.","text_w_direction":"I just... there's always one around.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46592,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"You just use whichever one is sitting there?","text_w_direction":"You just use whichever one is sitting there?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46593,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Erin","text":"I always find one. Have you ever heard of buying a toothbrush?","text_w_direction":"I always find one. Have you ever heard of buying a toothbrush?","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46594,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Andy","text":"Of course. I own my toothbrush.","text_w_direction":"Of course. I own my toothbrush.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46595,"season":8,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Get The Girl","director":"Rainn Wilson","writer":"Charlie Grandy","character":"Nellie","text":"I grew up poor. I had little formal education. No real skills. I don't work especially hard, and most of my ideas are either unoriginal or total crap. And yet, I walked right into a job for which I was ill-prepared, ill-suited, and somebody else already had, and I got it. If you ask me, that's the American dream right there. Anything can happen to anyone. It's just random.","text_w_direction":"I grew up poor. I had little formal education. No real skills. I don't work especially hard, and most of my ideas are either unoriginal or total crap. And yet, I walked right into a job for which I was ill-prepared, ill-suited, and somebody else already had, and I got it. If you ask me, that's the American dream right there. Anything can happen to anyone. It's just random.","imdb_rating":6.7,"total_votes":1642,"air_date":"2012-03-15"}
{"index":46596,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"Hey Jim. Stanley's back from the hospital today. Can you sign his card?","text_w_direction":"Hey Jim. Stanley's back from the hospital today. Can you sign his card?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46597,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, great. \"Glad they didn't mix up your tonsillectomy with a moustachectomy.\" Oh that's not good.","text_w_direction":"Oh, great. [reads] \"Glad they didn't mix up your tonsillectomy with a moustachectomy.\" Oh that's not good.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46598,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh, because your jokes are all hilarious.","text_w_direction":"Oh, because your jokes are all hilarious.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46599,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"It's nice. It's funny. It mentions his tonsillectomy and makes a funny little joke about his moustache.","text_w_direction":"It's nice. It's funny. It mentions his tonsillectomy and makes a funny little joke about his moustache.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46600,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Stanley doesn't have a moustache.","text_w_direction":"Stanley doesn't have a moustache.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46601,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah he does.","text_w_direction":"Yeah he does.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46602,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar","text":"Pam, hit the brakes. Stanley does not have a moustache. I misspoke. I'm not sure. I think he has one, now that- I think he has a moustache.","text_w_direction":"Pam, hit the brakes. Stanley does not have a moustache. I misspoke. I'm not sure. I think he has one, now that- I think he has a moustache.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46603,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, Phyllis sits across from him every day. Phyllis, does he have a moustache or not?","text_w_direction":"Okay, Phyllis sits across from him every day. Phyllis, does he have a moustache or not?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46604,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh, I don't know. Now I think he doesn't.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I don't know. Now I think he doesn't.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46605,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"Phyllis! What are you talking- The whole card depends on this!","text_w_direction":"Phyllis! What are you talking- The whole card depends on this!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46606,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, the man's worked here for 25 years. How can none of us picture his face?","text_w_direction":"Okay, the man's worked here for 25 years. How can none of us picture his face?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46607,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Angela","text":"'Cause we come here to do our jobs. We don't stick our noses in other people's business.","text_w_direction":"'Cause we come here to do our jobs. We don't stick our noses in other people's business.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46608,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, which one of these looks more right?","text_w_direction":"Okay, which one of these looks more right? [holds up drawing of Stanley with and without a moustache]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46609,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Neither of those looks like any person that has ever existed or been dreamt of in the history of human insanity. That said, the one on the left.","text_w_direction":"Neither of those looks like any person that has ever existed or been dreamt of in the history of human insanity. That said, the one on the left.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46610,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Gabe","text":"Guys, that's the elevator. What if it's him?","text_w_direction":"[bell dings] Guys, that's the elevator. What if it's him?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46611,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, quick. Who says moustache?","text_w_direction":"Okay, quick. Who says moustache? [Pam, Oscar, Dwight, and Creed raise their hands]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46612,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46613,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Who says no moustache?","text_w_direction":"Who says no moustache? [Jim, Angela, and Phyllis raise their hands; Gabe enters, hiding Stanley's face]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46614,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Gabe","text":"Ah! Ha ha ha!","text_w_direction":"[reveals Stanley's moustache] Ah! Ha ha ha!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46615,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Phyllis","text":"He does have a moustache.","text_w_direction":"He does have a moustache.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46616,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46617,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"Welcome back, Stanley.","text_w_direction":"Welcome back, Stanley. [Stanley grunts]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46618,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Robert","text":"\"Good morning, Robert,\" says no one because our receptionist is in Florida. Pam!","text_w_direction":"\"Good morning, Robert,\" says no one because our receptionist is in Florida. [no one responds] Pam!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46619,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh! [takes out earbuds]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46620,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Robert","text":"Is this a video conference you're having with \"Drake, featuring Swizz Beatz\"?","text_w_direction":"Is this a video conference you're having with \"Drake, featuring Swizz Beatz\"?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46621,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"Um, no, I was just, um, just having a cup of coffee, kind of warming up for the day.","text_w_direction":"Um, no, I was just, um, just having a cup of coffee, kind of warming up for the day.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46622,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Robert","text":"People, you should come to work already warm. Nine to ten a.m. is the most productive potential that a human being-","text_w_direction":"People, you should come to work already warm. Nine to ten a.m. is the most productive potential that a human being-","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46623,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Nellie","text":"Sorry, sorry, everyone, I'm late! But you all are here, so no harm done at all by my lateness.","text_w_direction":"Sorry, sorry, everyone, I'm late! But you all are here, so no harm done at all by my lateness.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46624,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Robert","text":"Nellie, really, nine fifty?","text_w_direction":"[laughing] Nellie, really, nine fifty?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46625,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, here's what happened. Seven forty-six, my alarm clock goes off. I hear it. Whack the snooze.","text_w_direction":"Oh, here's what happened. Seven forty-six, my alarm clock goes off. I hear it. Whack the snooze.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46626,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Robert","text":"Ah.","text_w_direction":"Ah.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46627,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Nellie","text":"Nine minutes. Bzz! Off it goes again. Whack! Seven more times I did that. Bzz, whack. Bzz, whack! By the time I got up, it was ten minutes ago. No willpower. That is my curse!","text_w_direction":"Nine minutes. Bzz! Off it goes again. Whack! Seven more times I did that. Bzz, whack. Bzz, whack! By the time I got up, it was ten minutes ago. No willpower. That is my curse!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46628,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Robert","text":"I've never believed willpower was very important in a woman.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] I've never believed willpower was very important in a woman.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46629,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Nellie","text":"Ah ha!","text_w_direction":"Ah ha!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46630,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Robert","text":"I don't think you would have shown up to work nearly an hour late for no reason.","text_w_direction":"I don't think you would have shown up to work nearly an hour late for no reason.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46631,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, I assure you, I would have done. I did, and I will keep doing it.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I assure you, I would have done. I did, and I will keep doing it.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46632,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Robert","text":"No, no, no, no. There's something going on. Some stress in your life.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no. There's something going on. Some stress in your life.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46633,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Nellie","text":"Well, yes, uh... there is the whole moving to Scranton nonsense. Thirty boxes arrived yesterday from England and two trunks from Florida. Then I have to move in to my apartment in this dreadful, God knows where it is backwater suburb of a suburb, and I mean, no offense but are there a lot of Irish people living around here?","text_w_direction":"Well, yes, uh... there is the whole moving to Scranton nonsense. Thirty boxes arrived yesterday from England and two trunks from Florida. Then I have to move in to my apartment in this dreadful, God knows where it is backwater suburb of a suburb, and I mean, no offense but are there a lot of Irish people living around here?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46634,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kevin & Meredith","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"[in unison] Yes.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46635,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Nellie","text":"Ugh! I hate that! No offense.","text_w_direction":"Ugh! I hate that! No offense.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46636,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kevin","text":"None taken.","text_w_direction":"None taken.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46637,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar","text":"Actually, Nellie, this monologue you're delivering is very offensive.","text_w_direction":"Actually, Nellie, this monologue you're delivering is very offensive.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46638,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Nellie","text":"oh! Ay, carumba! The natives are getting restless!","text_w_direction":"oh! Ay, carumba! The natives are getting restless!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46639,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Stanley","text":"Who's a native?","text_w_direction":"Who's a native?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46640,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Nellie","text":"Uh, excuse me, the tone here is getting quite hostile. I would appreciate it if you would keep that stuff on the basketball court.","text_w_direction":"Uh, excuse me, the tone here is getting quite hostile. I would appreciate it if you would keep that stuff on the basketball court. [everyone groans]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46641,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar","text":"What does that mean?","text_w_direction":"What does that mean?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46642,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay, okay.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46643,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Nellie","text":"If you'd let me finish- Or the squash court, or the Supreme Court. Hmm?","text_w_direction":"If you'd let me finish- Or the squash court, or the Supreme Court. Hmm?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46644,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Robert","text":"Nellie?","text_w_direction":"Nellie?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46645,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Nellie","text":"Yes, Robert!","text_w_direction":"Yes, Robert!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46646,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Robert","text":"You're clearly under a lot of... stress with the moving and the work situation you've found yourself in.","text_w_direction":"You're clearly under a lot of... stress with the moving and the work situation you've found yourself in.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46647,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Nellie","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46648,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Robert","text":"Let's help her out, shall we? Go above and beyond today to show her some of that warm Scranton hospitality. Jim. Dwight. Take the day. Help Nellie move those boxes into her new place.","text_w_direction":"Let's help her out, shall we? Go above and beyond today to show her some of that warm Scranton hospitality. Jim. Dwight. Take the day. Help Nellie move those boxes into her new place.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46649,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Why Jim?","text_w_direction":"Why Jim?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46650,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Robert","text":"The rest of you, let's throw a party at the end of the day to welcome the newest member of our little community.","text_w_direction":"The rest of you, let's throw a party at the end of the day to welcome the newest member of our little community.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46651,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"I'm sorry, we're throwing a party for someone because they're being horrible?","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, we're throwing a party for someone because they're being horrible?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46652,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"I'm sorry, we're taking work time to move someone's personal belongings into their new apartment.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, we're taking work time to move someone's personal belongings into their new apartment.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46653,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"I'm still not sure why this woman is even here.","text_w_direction":"I'm still not sure why this woman is even here.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46654,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Why is she here?","text_w_direction":"Why is she here?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46655,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Two crazy kids on the journey of life.","text_w_direction":"[sings] Two crazy kids on the journey of life.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46656,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"Going to Pennsylvania.","text_w_direction":"[sings] Going to Pennsylvania.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46657,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"On the road with my new girlfriend. But first, a small pit stop to break up with my current girlfriend who is at her parents' cabin in southern Pennsylvania.","text_w_direction":"On the road with my new girlfriend. But first, a small pit stop to break up with my current girlfriend who is at her parents' cabin in southern Pennsylvania.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46658,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"Oh. That must be nice.","text_w_direction":"Oh. That must be nice.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46659,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Mm-hmm. It's a beautiful place. Great place to let her down easy.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm. It's a beautiful place. Great place to let her down easy.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46660,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, no, no, I meant that it must be nice to have parents.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, no, I meant that it must be nice to have parents.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46661,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Oh. Hmm.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Hmm.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46662,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Time to have a little kiss!","text_w_direction":"[sings] Time to have a little kiss!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46663,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46664,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Mm. Sorry. Right. No kisses till the breakup is official.","text_w_direction":"Mm. Sorry. Right. No kisses till the breakup is official.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46665,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46666,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"I believe in that.","text_w_direction":"I believe in that.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46667,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"Yes. So do I.","text_w_direction":"Yes. So do I.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46668,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"I think that's important. That is important. Bummer, but important.","text_w_direction":"I think that's important. That is important. Bummer, but important.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46669,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"Important.","text_w_direction":"Important.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46670,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46671,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Phyllis","text":"I can't believe he's making us throw a party for her.","text_w_direction":"I can't believe he's making us throw a party for her.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46672,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"I know, right?","text_w_direction":"I know, right?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46673,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar","text":"She's always late, she's always rude...","text_w_direction":"She's always late, she's always rude...","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46674,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Phyllis","text":"It kinda makes me want to throw a really bad party.","text_w_direction":"It kinda makes me want to throw a really bad party.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46675,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46676,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Phyllis","text":"On purpose.","text_w_direction":"On purpose.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46677,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"Phyllis!","text_w_direction":"Phyllis!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46678,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Angela","text":"We should do it right here in the break room.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] We should do it right here in the break room. [they giggle]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46679,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Phyllis","text":"Order carrot cake.","text_w_direction":"Order carrot cake. [laughter]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46680,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"...and Jessica, just so you know, this is way more about my love for Erin than anything wrong with you.","text_w_direction":"...and Jessica, just so you know, this is way more about my love for Erin than anything wrong with you.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46681,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"Well, Andy, I'm upset, but you did this in the best way possible, and I knew you as a lover and I'll remember you as a gentleman. Okay, that was one minute and ten seconds.","text_w_direction":"Well, Andy, I'm upset, but you did this in the best way possible, and I knew you as a lover and I'll remember you as a gentleman. Okay, that was one minute and ten seconds.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46682,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Consider it nailed.","text_w_direction":"Consider it nailed.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46683,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"I think we should try again. This time, worst case scenario.","text_w_direction":"[vocalizing] I think we should try again. This time, worst case scenario.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46684,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Okay, here we go. Jessica, I'm really sorry. I just need you to know-","text_w_direction":"Okay, here we go. Jessica, I'm really sorry. I just need you to know-","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46685,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"[whining] What?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46686,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"I just need you to know-","text_w_direction":"I just need you to know-","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46687,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"What is it? I didn't sleep well last night.","text_w_direction":"What is it? I didn't sleep well last night. [they laugh]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46688,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Ugh! Ow.","text_w_direction":"[lifting box] Ugh! Ow.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46689,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Nellie, that reminds me. Do you want this chair in the bedroom? 'Cause to be honest, I don't think it's gonna fit through the door.","text_w_direction":"Nellie, that reminds me. Do you want this chair in the bedroom? 'Cause to be honest, I don't think it's gonna fit through the door.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46690,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Don't listen to Jim. Have you ever seen him play Tetris? \"Oh, I think I'll just use this line horizontally. Oh, I had no idea what a gift this line is.\"","text_w_direction":"Don't listen to Jim. Have you ever seen him play Tetris? \"Oh, I think I'll just use this line horizontally. Oh, I had no idea what a gift this line is.\"","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46691,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"That was one time-","text_w_direction":"That was one time-","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46692,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"I will get the chair in. Watch the Great Schrutini work his magic.","text_w_direction":"I will get the chair in. Watch the Great Schrutini work his magic.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46693,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, no. Really? Magic? No, no, no. Let's not go there. No, nothing is more repellant than magicians. Bunch of grown men waving wands, pulling bunnies out of body crevices. Magicians are repulsive. Next topic.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no. Really? Magic? No, no, no. Let's not go there. No, nothing is more repellant than magicians. Bunch of grown men waving wands, pulling bunnies out of body crevices. Magicians are repulsive. Next topic.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46694,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Excuse me, one second. Hi.","text_w_direction":"[cell phone rings] Excuse me, one second. Hi.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46695,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, what's up?","text_w_direction":"Hey, what's up?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46696,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Ah, nothing, just hauling some cube with Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Ah, nothing, just hauling some cube with Dwight.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46697,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Haulin' cube!","text_w_direction":"[shouting] Haulin' cube!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46698,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"That's moving boxes. We just came up with the term to make it sound cooler.","text_w_direction":"That's moving boxes. We just came up with the term to make it sound cooler.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46699,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"So we're planning this party for Nellie, and we're gonna make it really bad.","text_w_direction":"So we're planning this party for Nellie, and we're gonna make it really bad.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46700,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Sounds like every other party.","text_w_direction":"Sounds like every other party.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46701,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"No. We're gonna make it like a prank. Like order bad food, give her this passive-aggressive card.","text_w_direction":"No. We're gonna make it like a prank. Like order bad food, give her this passive-aggressive card.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46702,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Oh! Hire a magician.","text_w_direction":"Oh! Hire a magician.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46703,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46704,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Trust me.","text_w_direction":"Trust me.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46705,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Okay.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46706,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Wow. There's a lot of cars here. This is just weird.","text_w_direction":"Wow. There's a lot of cars here. This is just weird.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46707,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Lauren","text":"Andy! Hey, what are you doing here?","text_w_direction":"[knocks on car window] Andy! Hey, what are you doing here?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46708,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, Lauren. Look at you.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Lauren. Look at you.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46709,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Lauren","text":"Well, I know. Look at me.","text_w_direction":"Well, I know. Look at me.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46710,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"I was just on my way back from this business trip, thought I'd stop and say hi to Jessica.","text_w_direction":"I was just on my way back from this business trip, thought I'd stop and say hi to Jessica.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46711,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Lauren","text":"Aww!","text_w_direction":"Aww! [clicks tongue]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46712,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Why is Erin with me? That's a great question. She is my coworker, and she needed a ride because she totaled her car.","text_w_direction":"Why is Erin with me? That's a great question. She is my coworker, and she needed a ride because she totaled her car.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46713,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Lauren","text":"Oh. God.","text_w_direction":"Oh. God.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46714,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"So, I'm Erin. Hi.","text_w_direction":"So, I'm Erin. Hi.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46715,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Yep. This is Erin.","text_w_direction":"Yep. This is Erin.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46716,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Lauren","text":"Nice to meet you. Well, Jess went out for a run but she'll be back soon. Hey ladies, Andy's here!","text_w_direction":"Nice to meet you. [Erin gasps at another girl outside her window] Well, Jess went out for a run but she'll be back soon. Hey ladies, Andy's here!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46717,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"Okay Andy, that is a bachelorette party, this is Jessica's friends and they've been drinking during the daytime. Should we go?","text_w_direction":"Okay Andy, that is a bachelorette party, this is Jessica's friends and they've been drinking during the daytime. Should we go?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46718,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah. Uh, you know, we had such a quick window to make this work, I think we should probably just-","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Uh, you know, we had such a quick window to make this work, I think we should probably just-","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46719,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Lauren","text":"Oh, Jess! Look who stopped by after his business trip!","text_w_direction":"Oh, Jess! [claps] Look who stopped by after his business trip!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46720,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jessica","text":"Andy! Hey!","text_w_direction":"Andy! Hey!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46721,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"I wonder if king-sized sheets are called presidential-sized in England. I really should have a Tweeter account.","text_w_direction":"I wonder if king-sized sheets are called presidential-sized in England. I really should have a Tweeter account.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46722,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Yes, you should.","text_w_direction":"Yes, you should.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46723,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Ooh.","text_w_direction":"[finds shoe box] Ooh.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46724,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"\"Nellie, don't open, stupid. Love, Nellie.\"","text_w_direction":"[reads] \"Nellie, don't open, stupid. Love, Nellie.\"","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46725,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"I have to see these shoes.","text_w_direction":"I have to see these shoes.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46726,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"I doubt that they're sh-","text_w_direction":"I doubt that they're sh-","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46727,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46728,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Whoa. Who is this guy?","text_w_direction":"Whoa. Who is this guy?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46729,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Here's the two of them taking a hike. I'm guessing he's some kind of friend.","text_w_direction":"Here's the two of them taking a hike. I'm guessing he's some kind of friend.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46730,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Boyfriend.","text_w_direction":"Boyfriend.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46731,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Here's the two of them kissing at a beach and kissing at the Eiffel Tower. I'm guessing he's some kind of close romantic friend.","text_w_direction":"Here's the two of them kissing at a beach and kissing at the Eiffel Tower. I'm guessing he's some kind of close romantic friend.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46732,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Like a boyfriend?","text_w_direction":"Like a boyfriend?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46733,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"You read my mind.","text_w_direction":"You read my mind.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46734,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. Whoa. Here's one with his face whited out.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Whoa. Here's one with his face whited out.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46735,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Hmm. Maybe someone threw a pie in his face. New theory- he's a hated Italian politician.","text_w_direction":"Hmm. Maybe someone threw a pie in his face. New theory- he's a hated Italian politician.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46736,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Better theory. This is her ex-boyfriend and they went through some kind of painful breakup.","text_w_direction":"Better theory. This is her ex-boyfriend and they went through some kind of painful breakup.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46737,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"[walks in] Oh.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46738,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, Nellie. I'm so sorry. We were just...","text_w_direction":"Oh, Nellie. I'm so sorry. We were just...","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46739,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Nellie","text":"I see you've discovered Benjamin. That's what I call my box full of photos of Henry.","text_w_direction":"I see you've discovered Benjamin. That's what I call my box full of photos of Henry.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46740,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Why not call...","text_w_direction":"Why not call...","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46741,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Shh!","text_w_direction":"Shh!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46742,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Nellie","text":"God. We owned this flat together. Then one morning, just like that, he was gone. He ran off with the waitress at our favorite restaurant.","text_w_direction":"God. We owned this flat together. Then one morning, just like that, he was gone. He ran off with the waitress at our favorite restaurant.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46743,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"That's awful. What kind of restaurant.","text_w_direction":"That's awful. What kind of restaurant.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46744,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight!","text_w_direction":"Dwight!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46745,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Nellie","text":"I couldn't afford the flat myself. So I sold it at a loss. Ah, but what's ten years of bliss down the drain compared with the thrill of starting over with nothing and no one?","text_w_direction":"I couldn't afford the flat myself. So I sold it at a loss. Ah, but what's ten years of bliss down the drain compared with the thrill of starting over with nothing and no one?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46746,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"I'm so sorry. These must be very painful memories.","text_w_direction":"I'm so sorry. These must be very painful memories.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46747,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"If it would help you to forget, I could hit you in the brain stem with this candlestick.","text_w_direction":"If it would help you to forget, I could hit you in the brain stem with this candlestick.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46748,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Nellie","text":"Thank you. No. Look, Jim, Dwight, please, don't tell anyone about this.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. No. Look, Jim, Dwight, please, don't tell anyone about this.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46749,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"No, no. Of course. Just one quick question. Was this um, Halloween, or...","text_w_direction":"No, no. Of course. Just one quick question. Was this um, Halloween, or...","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46750,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Nellie","text":"God, no. That's the most embarrassing thing of all this. What kind of fool gets her heart broken by bloody stage magician?","text_w_direction":"God, no. That's the most embarrassing thing of all this. What kind of fool gets her heart broken by bloody stage magician?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46751,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"You know what, Pam? I was thinking maybe we should change course here. Let's give up on all this mean stuff.","text_w_direction":"[in the phone] You know what, Pam? I was thinking maybe we should change course here. Let's give up on all this mean stuff.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46752,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"What? No! No, I just had this brilliant idea- everyone loved it. You don't have a copyright on pranks. I might be better at this than you.","text_w_direction":"What? No! No, I just had this brilliant idea- everyone loved it. You don't have a copyright on pranks. I might be better at this than you.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46753,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"No, that's not what I-","text_w_direction":"No, that's not what I-","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46754,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Nellie","text":"Jim, could you give us a hand?","text_w_direction":"Jim, could you give us a hand?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46755,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Absolutely. Yeah. Call it off, Pam. Call it off, okay? It's way more complicated than you think. Cancel the magician. Trust me.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely. Yeah. [whispers] Call it off, Pam. Call it off, okay? It's way more complicated than you think. Cancel the magician. Trust me.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46756,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, okay. Okay, I will.","text_w_direction":"Oh, okay. Okay, I will. [hangs up phone]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46757,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Angela","text":"Pam, we have a great idea.","text_w_direction":"Pam, we have a great idea.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46758,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar","text":"Listen to this.","text_w_direction":"Listen to this.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46759,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Angela","text":"We're going to have the fluorescent lights flickering. It's gonna make everyone sick.","text_w_direction":"We're going to have the fluorescent lights flickering. It's gonna make everyone sick.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46760,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"Or what if...","text_w_direction":"Or what if...","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46761,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Angela","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46762,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"We discuss... the idea of doing the party totally normal. Like, not mean. Just a regular party. Not mean.","text_w_direction":"We discuss... [Angela and Phyllis giggle] the idea of doing the party totally normal. Like, not mean. Just a regular party. [giggling stops] Not mean.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46763,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Angela","text":"I knew she'd crack! I wanted to leave you out, you know.","text_w_direction":"I knew she'd crack! I wanted to leave you out, you know.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46764,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar","text":"We're in far too deep. We can't change course at this point.","text_w_direction":"We're in far too deep. We can't change course at this point.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46765,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"What are you talking about? Yes we can.","text_w_direction":"What are you talking about? Yes we can.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46766,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar","text":"What I mean to say is we don't want to.","text_w_direction":"What I mean to say is we don't want to.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46767,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Phyllis","text":"Toots, we're not stopping this train, so get off the tracks.","text_w_direction":"Toots, we're not stopping this train, so get off the tracks.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46768,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Lauren","text":"Suck it!","text_w_direction":"[pops balloon] Suck it! [cheers, applause]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46769,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"Andy-","text_w_direction":"Andy-","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46770,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"It'll be fine. Just act natural. Do you want a gummy pen1s?","text_w_direction":"It'll be fine. Just act natural. Do you want a gummy pen1s?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46771,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"No, uh, I'll just have some gummy bears.","text_w_direction":"No, uh, I'll just have some gummy bears.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46772,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"These are delicious.","text_w_direction":"These are delicious.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46773,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"But... they're penises.","text_w_direction":"But... they're penises.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46774,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Lauren","text":"And we come to Matthew. The guy who was with his old girlfriend basically the whole time we were together.","text_w_direction":"And we come to Matthew. The guy who was with his old girlfriend basically the whole time we were together. [party guests groan]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46775,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Ew! Aww! That seems gross at first blush, right? But relationships are always more complicated than you think. I mean, we don't know Matthew's history with this other woman. Maybe she saved his life. I don't know. I just- I don't think we should rush to judgment about Matthew. Maybe we don't pop that one.","text_w_direction":"Ew! Aww! That seems gross at first blush, right? But relationships are always more complicated than you think. I mean, we don't know Matthew's history with this other woman. Maybe she saved his life. [laughs] I don't know. I just- I don't think we should rush to judgment about Matthew. Maybe we don't pop that one.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46776,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Party guests","text":"No, pop it. Pop it!","text_w_direction":"No, pop it. Pop it! [Lauren pops the balloon, party guests cheer]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46777,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jessica","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46778,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46779,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jessica","text":"Sorry. It's kind of a madhouse.","text_w_direction":"Sorry. It's kind of a madhouse.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46780,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Megan","text":"Ahh!","text_w_direction":"[grabs Andy] Ahh!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46781,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Oh! Ah, Megan.","text_w_direction":"Oh! Ah, Megan.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46782,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Megan","text":"You are one of the good ones, nard dog.","text_w_direction":"You are one of the good ones, nard dog.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46783,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Aww.","text_w_direction":"Aww.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46784,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Megan","text":"No, really. Where's my Andy?","text_w_direction":"No, really. [to Jessica] Where's my Andy?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46785,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jessica","text":"I dunno.","text_w_direction":"I dunno.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46786,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, he's out there.","text_w_direction":"Oh, he's out there.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46787,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Megan","text":"Aww. Are you going to sing for us?","text_w_direction":"Aww. Are you going to sing for us?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46788,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Well, you guys are doing a pretty good job with the scary yelling, so...","text_w_direction":"Well, you guys are doing a pretty good job with the scary yelling, so...","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46789,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Megan","text":"That's not like you. That's not like you. Come on, sing! Sing!","text_w_direction":"That's not like you. That's not like you. Come on, sing! Sing!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46790,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"By yon bonnie banks and by yon bonnie braes...","text_w_direction":"[singing] By yon bonnie banks and by yon bonnie braes...","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46791,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, they're almost here- What? Come on. If you guys are gonna be mean, could you at least be subtle?","text_w_direction":"Okay, they're almost here- What? Come on. If you guys are gonna be mean, could you at least be subtle? [rips down ugly photo of Nellie]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46792,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Darryl","text":"Oh, in the warehouse we use code names for people we want to talk about. Andy was Jelly Roll. Mike was Dennis the Menace. Ryan was douche bag.","text_w_direction":"Oh, in the warehouse we use code names for people we want to talk about. Andy was Jelly Roll. Mike was Dennis the Menace. Ryan was douche bag.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46793,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Ryan","text":"Hey, that's not a code name. That's just an insult.","text_w_direction":"Hey, that's not a code name. That's just an insult.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46794,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar","text":"Plus everyone would know who you meant.","text_w_direction":"Plus everyone would know who you meant.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46795,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46796,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"No, that's a great idea. Let's have a code name. How about Mondays? I hate Mondays? Mondays are the worst?","text_w_direction":"No, that's a great idea. Let's have a code name. How about Mondays? I hate Mondays? Mondays are the worst?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46797,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Angela","text":"Nobody's named Monday.","text_w_direction":"Nobody's named Monday.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46798,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Ryan","text":"Hey, how about we go with Pam? Simple, easy to remember.","text_w_direction":"Hey, how about we go with Pam? Simple, easy to remember.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46799,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"'Cause there's someone already here named Pam.","text_w_direction":"'Cause there's someone already here named Pam.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46800,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kevin","text":"Shh, here she comes!","text_w_direction":"Shh, here she comes!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46801,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"All","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46802,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Phyllis","text":"Welcome to your party.","text_w_direction":"Welcome to your party.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46803,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Creed","text":"Everybody get comfy now. This first song's over a half hour long.","text_w_direction":"Everybody get comfy now. This first song's over a half hour long. [plays off-tune notes]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46804,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Creed","text":"Best gig ever. They asked me to play only originals. I said, \"Have you heard my originals? They're terrible.\" They said, \"Even better.\" I said, \"I get it. It's an ironic party for Nellie.\"","text_w_direction":"Best gig ever. They asked me to play only originals. I said, \"Have you heard my originals? They're terrible.\" They said, \"Even better.\" I said, \"I get it. It's an ironic party for Nellie.\"","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46805,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"Maybe we should just go.","text_w_direction":"Maybe we should just go.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46806,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"No. I gotta do this. Hey Jessica, could I talk to you?","text_w_direction":"No. I gotta do this. Hey Jessica, could I talk to you?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46807,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jessica","text":"Uh, yeah, sure. What's up?","text_w_direction":"Uh, yeah, sure. What's up?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46808,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Uh, maybe we could talk in private?","text_w_direction":"Uh, maybe we could talk in private?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46809,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jessica","text":"Uh, yeah. What is it?","text_w_direction":"Uh, yeah. What is it?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46810,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Well, first just let me say that I hope when I'm done with the sort of ugly bits that we can stay friends.","text_w_direction":"Well, first just let me say that I hope when I'm done with the sort of ugly bits that we can stay friends.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46811,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jessica","text":"You're breaking up with me?","text_w_direction":"You're breaking up with me?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46812,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Uh, no. No. You always do this. You twist my words around. Part of me thinks we should just end this right now.","text_w_direction":"Uh, no. No. You always do this. You twist my words around. Part of me thinks we should just end this right now.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46813,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jessica","text":"Oh my God. Are you leaving me for Erin? You said she wasn't relationship material and she wasn't as good as me, but it's her, isn't it?","text_w_direction":"Oh my God. Are you leaving me for Erin? You said she wasn't relationship material and she wasn't as good as me, but it's her, isn't it?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46814,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Whoa! That? No. Okay. You want honesty? Super-honesty time. I'm gay.","text_w_direction":"Whoa! That? No. Okay. You want honesty? Super-honesty time. I'm gay.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46815,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jessica","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46816,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"I am gay, and I prefer men.","text_w_direction":"I am gay, and I prefer men.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46817,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kenny","text":"I knew it!","text_w_direction":"I knew it!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46818,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"You did not, Kenny!","text_w_direction":"You did not, Kenny!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46819,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kenny","text":"You invited me to go shopping with you.","text_w_direction":"You invited me to go shopping with you.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46820,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"I like hanging out with you. You're a cool guy. Which proves my point. That I'm gay.","text_w_direction":"I like hanging out with you. You're a cool guy. Which proves my point. That I'm gay.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46821,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jessica","text":"Andy, you're not gay. I mean, we were... together. And you seemed pretty excitable.","text_w_direction":"Andy, you're not gay. I mean, we were... together. And you seemed pretty excitable.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46822,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Well, I was faking it. I had to fake it every time. I had to imagine that I was in a steam room with John Stamos.","text_w_direction":"Well, I was faking it. I had to fake it every time. I had to imagine that I was in a steam room with John Stamos.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46823,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jessica","text":"I can't say it doesn't make sense...","text_w_direction":"I can't say it doesn't make sense...","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46824,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Well... I mean, I was good at hiding it, but-","text_w_direction":"Well... I mean, I was good at hiding it, but-","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46825,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jessica","text":"Look, it's fine, Andy. I didn't think we were gonna get married or anything. I just... I'm just upset for now.","text_w_direction":"Look, it's fine, Andy. I didn't think we were gonna get married or anything. I just... I'm just upset for now.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46826,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Understandable. And I'm really sorry. I really am. So... we should probably... go.","text_w_direction":"Understandable. And I'm really sorry. I really am. [hugs Jessica, grunts] So... we should probably... go.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46827,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Robert","text":"This humble but sincere effort is all for our valued new colleague. Excellent.","text_w_direction":"This humble but sincere effort is all for our valued new colleague. Excellent.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46828,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar","text":"To Nellie Bertram, you are a most welcome and friendly presence at our company.","text_w_direction":"To Nellie Bertram, you are a most welcome and friendly presence at our company.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46829,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Robert","text":"Cheers.","text_w_direction":"Cheers.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46830,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Nellie","text":"Why thank you.","text_w_direction":"Why thank you.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46831,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Oscar","text":"Pam, on the other hand, is a most unwelcome, entitled, unfriendly presence in our company.","text_w_direction":"Pam, on the other hand, is a most unwelcome, entitled, unfriendly presence in our company.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46832,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"All","text":"Cheers.","text_w_direction":"Cheers.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46833,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Angela","text":"Nellie is terrific, but to be honest, every day I imagine how happy I'd be if Pam died.","text_w_direction":"Nellie is terrific, but to be honest, every day I imagine how happy I'd be if Pam died. [laughter]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46834,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Oh. Well. I feel that as someone who knows Pam only a little bit... enough. A good amount. Not the most, though. I would say that she is misunderstood and that maybe there's some stuff in her past that you guys don't know about that's a little messed up and probably makes her such a torture to work with.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Well. I feel that as someone who knows Pam only a little bit... enough. A good amount. Not the most, though. I would say that she is misunderstood and that maybe there's some stuff in her past that you guys don't know about that's a little messed up and probably makes her such a torture to work with.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46835,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Creed","text":"We hate Pam. We hate Pam.","text_w_direction":"We hate Pam. We hate Pam.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46836,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"All","text":"We hate Pam! We hate Pam!","text_w_direction":"We hate Pam! We hate Pam!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46837,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Magician","text":"So we've established-","text_w_direction":"So we've established-","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46838,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"No. No.","text_w_direction":"No. No.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46839,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Magician","text":"-that you guys hate Pam. Do you ever wish she would just... disappear?","text_w_direction":"-that you guys hate Pam. Do you ever wish she would just... disappear? [sets off flash paper]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46840,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh! [laughter, murmuring]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46841,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"That was a really rough scene.","text_w_direction":"That was a really rough scene.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46842,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Right? Rough scene.","text_w_direction":"Right? Rough scene.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46843,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46844,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Oh... at least we can kiss now.","text_w_direction":"Oh... at least we can kiss now.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46845,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah. [gives him a quick kiss]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46846,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"You know, that stuff that I said about you to her... I did- That's just- I had to say it. You know, I was dating her at the time.","text_w_direction":"You know, that stuff that I said about you to her... I did- That's just- I had to say it. You know, I was dating her at the time.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46847,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah. Yes, of course. Ah... I feel really tired.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Yes, of course. Ah... I feel really tired.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46848,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46849,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"Probably from seeing that turkey.","text_w_direction":"Probably from seeing that turkey.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46850,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Oh yeah.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46851,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"When we drove by the farm. Oh. Always does it.","text_w_direction":"When we drove by the farm. Oh. Always does it.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46852,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Magician","text":"Are you Nellie? Oh, I think you're my volunteer. Come on over here, huh?","text_w_direction":"Are you Nellie? Oh, I think you're my volunteer. Come on over here, huh?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46853,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, I'll do it. I will volunteer.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'll do it. I will volunteer.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46854,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Robert","text":"no, Nellie, she-","text_w_direction":"no, Nellie, she-","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46855,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"I'll do it.","text_w_direction":"I'll do it.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46856,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Magician","text":"Oh! Big guy, huh? How's the air up there? Watch out for... birds. All right, let's uh- let's do some card magic. Now, what I want you to do is... I want you to pick a card just by looking at it. Do not say what it is.","text_w_direction":"Oh! Big guy, huh? How's the air up there? Watch out for... birds. [chuckles] All right, let's uh- let's do some card magic. Now, what I want you to do is... I want you to pick a card just by looking at it. Do not say what it is.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46857,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"It's the four of hearts.","text_w_direction":"[picks a card] It's the four of hearts.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46858,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Robert","text":"Oh, no, you-","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, you-","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46859,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Magician","text":"Looks like we got a guy from another country here, huh? No hablo el cardo, senor? Hmm? Ha. All right, the card is picked. Now sir, will you please shuffled the deck? You didn't just do that on purpose, did ya?","text_w_direction":"Looks like we got a guy from another country here, huh? No hablo el cardo, senor? Hmm? Ha. All right, the card is picked. Now sir, will you please shuffled the deck? [Jim drops the cards] You didn't just do that on purpose, did ya?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46860,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Robert","text":"Why is Jim treating the magician poorly?","text_w_direction":"[to Dwight] Why is Jim treating the magician poorly?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46861,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Magician","text":"Little known fact about me. Before I was a magician, I used to work at a rope factory.","text_w_direction":"Little known fact about me. Before I was a magician, I used to work at a rope factory.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46862,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Not true. 'Cause that's not a real place.","text_w_direction":"Not true. 'Cause that's not a real place.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46863,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Magician","text":"But I never could seem to figure out those knots.","text_w_direction":"But I never could seem to figure out those knots.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46864,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"That's not a real knot. When you pull on it, it disappears.","text_w_direction":"That's not a real knot. When you pull on it, it disappears.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46865,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Magician","text":"What the hell? All right, where's Phyllis? Who's Phyllis? Look. This is really uncool, okay? I put on a clean show here-","text_w_direction":"[yells] What the hell? All right, where's Phyllis? Who's Phyllis? Look. This is really uncool, okay? I put on a clean show here-","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46866,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay scram, wizard.","text_w_direction":"Okay scram, wizard.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46867,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Magician","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46868,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Dwight","text":"You heard me!","text_w_direction":"You heard me!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46869,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Magician","text":"Huh!","text_w_direction":"Huh!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46870,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Robert","text":"Well Nellie, I'm sorry. If I'd known Jim and Pam would use this party as an excuse to abuse a magician-","text_w_direction":"Well Nellie, I'm sorry. If I'd known Jim and Pam would use this party as an excuse to abuse a magician-","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46871,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Nellie","text":"Well, I thought it was quite fun. In fact, I think they're brilliant employees, in their own way. Don't you see what I see?","text_w_direction":"Well, I thought it was quite fun. In fact, I think they're brilliant employees, in their own way. Don't you see what I see?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46872,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Robert","text":"Interesting. Yes. No, yes, I see that. Great work, team. Great party.","text_w_direction":"Interesting. Yes. No, yes, I see that. Great work, team. Great party.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46873,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kevin","text":"You think this is a great party? This cake has vegetables in it. Like a salad bar, Robert. How do I get this taste out of my mouth?","text_w_direction":"You think this is a great party? This cake has vegetables in it. Like a salad bar, Robert. How do I get this taste out of my mouth?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46874,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"What? Why are we-","text_w_direction":"What? Why are we-","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46875,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"I just gotta do one thing.","text_w_direction":"I just gotta do one thing. [leaves car, knocks on door]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46876,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Megan","text":"Oh. Hello. Hey everybody, look who's here.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Hello. Hey everybody, look who's here.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46877,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jessica","text":"What are you doing here?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing here?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46878,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Hi. Super-duper honesty time. I'm not gay. In fact, I'm so not gay, I'm in love with a girl. Her name is Erin Hannon and she's right there. She's sweet, funny and beautiful and total relationship material.","text_w_direction":"Hi. Super-duper honesty time. I'm not gay. In fact, I'm so not gay, I'm in love with a girl. Her name is Erin Hannon and she's right there. She's sweet, funny and beautiful and total relationship material.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46879,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Megan","text":"Why the hell did you come back here?","text_w_direction":"Why the hell did you come back here?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46880,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jessica","text":"Go away.","text_w_direction":"Go away.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46881,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kenny","text":"Get lost!","text_w_direction":"Get lost!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46882,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Woman","text":"Get out!","text_w_direction":"Get out!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46883,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46884,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Lauren","text":"You're done!","text_w_direction":"You're done!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46885,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Andy","text":"Bye guys.","text_w_direction":"Bye guys.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46886,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Lauren","text":"Get out! You ruined my party! Who does that? Are you kidding me? Yeah, run away!","text_w_direction":"Get out! You ruined my party! Who does that? Are you kidding me? [Andy and Erin run to the car] Yeah, run away!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46887,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kenny","text":"You're disgusting!","text_w_direction":"You're disgusting!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46888,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Lauren","text":"I can't believe you're not gay!","text_w_direction":"I can't believe you're not gay! [Andy and Erin kiss]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46889,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Kenny","text":"Yeah get out of here.","text_w_direction":"Yeah get out of here.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46890,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Various","text":"Don't come back.","text_w_direction":"Don't come back. [someone throws food at the car]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46891,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Erin","text":"Uh-oh!","text_w_direction":"Uh-oh! [laughs, they drive away]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46892,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Various","text":"You don't even know how to drive! Bye Andy! Loser! Nice car!","text_w_direction":"You don't even know how to drive! Bye Andy! Loser! Nice car!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46893,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"Hey Hank.","text_w_direction":"Hey Hank.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46894,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Hank","text":"Yes ma'am.","text_w_direction":"Yes ma'am.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46895,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"I thought I was very specific about you not letting up a magician.","text_w_direction":"I thought I was very specific about you not letting up a magician.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46896,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Hank","text":"Yes ma'am. I got my eyes open.","text_w_direction":"Yes ma'am. I got my eyes open.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46897,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Well, turns out he actually made it up there.","text_w_direction":"Well, turns out he actually made it up there.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46898,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Hank","text":"What? That ain't right.","text_w_direction":"What? That ain't right.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46899,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, he came and went.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, he came and went.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46900,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Hank","text":"Wait a minute! You said it was a magician, right? You don't think he could've used... it couldn't have been...","text_w_direction":"Wait a minute! You said it was a magician, right? [Pam nods] You don't think he could've used... it couldn't have been...","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46901,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Pam","text":"Let's just- let's go.","text_w_direction":"Let's just- let's go.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46902,"season":8,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Welcome Party","director":"Ed Helms","writer":"Steve Hely","character":"Jim","text":"Night-night.","text_w_direction":"Night-night.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1489,"air_date":"2012-04-12"}
{"index":46903,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"Whoo! Wow, it is raining cats and dogs out there. Holy moley.","text_w_direction":"Whoo! Wow, it is raining cats and dogs out there. Holy moley.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46904,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Phyllis says the same twelve clichés every time it rains. So, I promised everyone that if she says them all by noon today, I will send out for hot chocolates.","text_w_direction":"Phyllis says the same twelve clichés every time it rains. So, I promised everyone that if she says them all by noon today, I will send out for hot chocolates.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46905,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"So how was the drive in?","text_w_direction":"So how was the drive in?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46906,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh, nobody knows how to drive in the rain.","text_w_direction":"Oh, nobody knows how to drive in the rain.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46907,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"You don't say?","text_w_direction":"You don't say?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46908,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah. You know the roads are actually the slickest in the first half hour?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. You know the roads are actually the slickest in the first half hour?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46909,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh, the plants are gonna love this.","text_w_direction":"Oh, the plants are gonna love this.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46910,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46911,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"I actually sleep better when it's raining.","text_w_direction":"I actually sleep better when it's raining.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46912,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Meredith","text":"Tell me about it.","text_w_direction":"Tell me about it.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46913,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"Time's almost up. How many are left?","text_w_direction":"Time's almost up. How many are left?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46914,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Just one. \"This weather makes me want to stay at home, curled up with a good book.\"","text_w_direction":"Just one. \"This weather makes me want to stay at home, curled up with a good book.\"","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46915,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"Phyllis. This rain... does it make you wanna be doing something?","text_w_direction":"Phyllis. This rain... does it make you wanna be doing something?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46916,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"What do you mean?","text_w_direction":"What do you mean?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46917,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"You know, like aren't some things just so nice and cozy in the rain?","text_w_direction":"You know, like aren't some things just so nice and cozy in the rain?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46918,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, come on.","text_w_direction":"Hey, come on.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46919,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"Lots of things are cozy in the rain.","text_w_direction":"Lots of things are cozy in the rain.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46920,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"And that's noon. Exactly.","text_w_direction":"And that's noon. Exactly. [others groan]","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46921,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"I mean, normally the rain would make me want to stay home, curled up with a good book. But everybody's being so nice to me today. I'm really happy being here.","text_w_direction":"I mean, normally the rain would make me want to stay home, curled up with a good book. But everybody's being so nice to me today. I'm really happy being here.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46922,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"My girlfriend's back and there's gonna be trouble-","text_w_direction":"[singing] My girlfriend's back and there's gonna be trouble-","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46923,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy & Erin","text":"Hey la, hey la...","text_w_direction":"Hey la, hey la...","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46924,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"...my girlfriend's back!","text_w_direction":"...my girlfriend's back!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46925,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"...his girlfriend's back!","text_w_direction":"[simultaneously] ...his girlfriend's back! [others cheer and applaud]","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46926,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Anyway, I know it's the end of the day. We just wanted to stop by and say hi.","text_w_direction":"Anyway, I know it's the end of the day. We just wanted to stop by and say hi.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46927,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Welcome home.","text_w_direction":"Welcome home.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46928,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46929,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, Kev.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Kev.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46930,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46931,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Nice sweater.","text_w_direction":"Nice sweater.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46932,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Thank you. Nellie was nice enough to give it to me. She's sweet. I just wish there was pockets.","text_w_direction":"[wearing a Cornell sweater] Thank you. Nellie was nice enough to give it to me. She's sweet. I just wish there was pockets.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46933,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"What happened to old salty?","text_w_direction":"What happened to old salty?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46934,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Nellie let me bobble-ize him. His name is now Captain Mutato.","text_w_direction":"Nellie let me bobble-ize him. His name is now Captain Mutato.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46935,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"I've written quite a bit of X-Men fan fiction. Captain Mutato is half man, half mermaid. So he can fight crime as a man and make love as a mermaid. Most of my writing involves the latter.","text_w_direction":"I've written quite a bit of X-Men fan fiction. Captain Mutato is half man, half mermaid. So he can fight crime as a man and make love as a mermaid. Most of my writing involves the latter.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46936,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Okey dokey.","text_w_direction":"Okey dokey. [knocks on door]","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46937,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Nellie","text":"Yes?","text_w_direction":"Yes?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46938,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Whoa. Well, you must be the famous Nellie Bertram I've been hearing all about. I am the famous Andy Bernard you've been hearing all about.","text_w_direction":"Whoa. Well, you must be the famous Nellie Bertram I've been hearing all about. I am the famous Andy Bernard you've been hearing all about.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46939,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh yes.","text_w_direction":"Oh yes.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46940,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"I just want to thank you for jumping in and minding the store during my temporary absence.","text_w_direction":"I just want to thank you for jumping in and minding the store during my temporary absence.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46941,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Nellie","text":"You are most welcome.","text_w_direction":"You are most welcome.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46942,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Anyway, now that I'm back, I would love to have my office back, whenever you get a chance.","text_w_direction":"Anyway, now that I'm back, I would love to have my office back, whenever you get a chance.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46943,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Nellie","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46944,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Obviously, we'll figure out the, uh, logistics of moving all this stuff out of here. But, you know, the sooner the better.","text_w_direction":"Obviously, we'll figure out the, uh, logistics of moving all this stuff out of here. But, you know, the sooner the better.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46945,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Nellie","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46946,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Get back to normalcy.","text_w_direction":"Get back to normalcy.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46947,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Nellie","text":"Hmm, no.","text_w_direction":"Hmm, no.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46948,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ravi","text":"...and then just lay him in his crib, and then bicycle his legs. And then after Jim quiets down, you do the same thing with your baby. But if he keeps having problems, just give me a call.","text_w_direction":"...and then just lay him in his crib, and then bicycle his legs. And then after Jim quiets down, you do the same thing with your baby. [Pam, Jim and Kelly laugh] But if he keeps having problems, just give me a call.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46949,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Oh my gosh, thank you so much. But seriously, we don't want to bother you any more than we already have.","text_w_direction":"Oh my gosh, thank you so much. But seriously, we don't want to bother you any more than we already have.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46950,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"That's it.","text_w_direction":"That's it.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46951,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"It's no bother, you guys are our friends.","text_w_direction":"It's no bother, you guys are our friends.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46952,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Ravi, our amazing pediatrician, was asking us if we knew any girls and I said I know the perfect girl.","text_w_direction":"Ravi, our amazing pediatrician, was asking us if we knew any girls and I said I know the perfect girl.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46953,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Yep. Because Kelly is Indian and... oh, that's it.","text_w_direction":"Yep. Because Kelly is Indian and... oh, that's it.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46954,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Race had nothing to do with it. I just knew they'd be good together.","text_w_direction":"Race had nothing to do with it. I just knew they'd be good together.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46955,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Kelly has been a handful in the past.","text_w_direction":"[talks over flashbacks] Kelly has been a handful in the past.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46956,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"[cries, slams fist on desk] Why?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46957,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"But she's had a bad influence. She's like an addict. And I just had to get her clean.","text_w_direction":"[Ryan and Kelly make out in the nook] But she's had a bad influence. She's like an addict. [Ryan and Kelly argue] And I just had to get her clean.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46958,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Get lower.","text_w_direction":"[Ryan and Kelly make out on Oscar's desk] Get lower.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46959,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Um, also, little tip, never shake the baby.","text_w_direction":"Um, also, little tip, never shake the baby.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46960,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Sorry, just to be clear, you're saying do NOT shake the baby.","text_w_direction":"Sorry, just to be clear, you're saying do NOT shake the baby.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46961,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Don't shake the baby. Um, a lot of times, parents get frustrated 'cause the baby's crying and they shake the baby. And you got to, um, you can't do that.","text_w_direction":"Don't shake the baby. Um, a lot of times, parents get frustrated 'cause the baby's crying and they shake the baby. And you got to, um, you can't do that.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46962,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Don't shake our baby?","text_w_direction":"Don't shake our baby?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46963,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46964,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Okay. I'd never heard that before. So, thank you.","text_w_direction":"Okay. I'd never heard that before. So, thank you.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46965,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Oh, my God.","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46966,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, I'm glad you said something.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I'm glad you said something.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46967,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Me too.","text_w_direction":"Me too.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46968,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Kelly and I broke up and she can do whatever she wants. And her new boyfriend seems awesome, if you're into Indian people. I'm not.","text_w_direction":"Kelly and I broke up and she can do whatever she wants. And her new boyfriend seems awesome, if you're into Indian people. I'm not.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46969,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Hey, um, what's the deal with this guy? He's really into Kelly, huh?","text_w_direction":"Hey, um, what's the deal with this guy? He's really into Kelly, huh?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46970,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, they're really great together.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, they're really great together.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46971,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Maybe we weren't right together, but... it's weird. I'd rather she be alone than with somebody. Is that love?","text_w_direction":"Maybe we weren't right together, but... it's weird. I'd rather she be alone than with somebody. Is that love?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46972,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"That's about it, yeah.","text_w_direction":"That's about it, yeah.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46973,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Robert","text":"Nellie! You've been terrific in your interim capacity. But, Andrew is the rightful manager so if you would just give him his office-","text_w_direction":"Nellie! You've been terrific in your interim capacity. But, Andrew is the rightful manager so if you would just give him his office-","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46974,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Nellie","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46975,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Robert","text":"I'm sorry?","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46976,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"This is what I was trying to tell you.","text_w_direction":"This is what I was trying to tell you.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46977,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Robert","text":"I'm not accustomed to people saying no to me.","text_w_direction":"I'm not accustomed to people saying no to me. [laughs]","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46978,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Nellie","text":"Well, Bobby, get accustomed to it because then it feels so good when they finally say yes.","text_w_direction":"Well, Bobby, get accustomed to it because then it feels so good when they finally say yes.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46979,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Robert","text":"You're both adults. I'm sure you can figure this out between yourselves.","text_w_direction":"You're both adults. I'm sure you can figure this out between yourselves.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46980,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Robert","text":"I never allow sexual desire to influence a business decision. So I find it best to excuse myself temporarily until I've had a chance to make love and then go back and analyze the situation rationally. Buffett operates the same way.","text_w_direction":"I never allow sexual desire to influence a business decision. So I find it best to excuse myself temporarily until I've had a chance to make love and then go back and analyze the situation rationally. Buffett operates the same way.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46981,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Nellie","text":"I'm gonna count down from five and if you are not out of my office, I'm going to dock your pay one hundred dollars.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna count down from five and if you are not out of my office, I'm going to dock your pay one hundred dollars.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46982,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"[chuckling] Okay.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46983,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Nellie","text":"Five... four...","text_w_direction":"Five... four...","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46984,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"You can't dock my pay-","text_w_direction":"You can't dock my pay-","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46985,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Nellie","text":"Angela! Dock Andy's pay one hundred dollars.","text_w_direction":"Angela! Dock Andy's pay one hundred dollars.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46986,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"On it!","text_w_direction":"On it!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46987,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Great. Five, four, three, two, one. Angela, please dock Nellie's pay a hundred dollars. Angela?","text_w_direction":"Great. Five, four, three, two, one. Angela, please dock Nellie's pay a hundred dollars. Angela?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46988,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Nellie","text":"Do you want to go again?","text_w_direction":"Do you want to go again?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46989,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Angela?","text_w_direction":"Angela?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46990,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Nellie","text":"Let's go again. Five... four...","text_w_direction":"Let's go again. Five... four...","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46991,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Ooh, she's counting again.","text_w_direction":"Ooh, she's counting again.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46992,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Nellie","text":"Three... two... one...","text_w_direction":"Three... two... one...","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46993,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh, oh!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46994,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Nellie","text":"Angela, two hundred dollars!","text_w_direction":"Angela, two hundred dollars!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46995,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"You got it.","text_w_direction":"You got it.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46996,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Seriously, Angela?","text_w_direction":"Seriously, Angela?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46997,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"I got a little bit of an anger problem. Got me in some trouble a couple years ago.","text_w_direction":"I got a little bit of an anger problem. Got me in some trouble a couple years ago.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46998,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"When I see him start to get mad, I just put my hand on his arm like this.","text_w_direction":"When I see him start to get mad, I just put my hand on his arm like this.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":46999,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Nellie","text":"I know what, let's go... ten thousand dollars! Five... four...","text_w_direction":"I know what, let's go... ten thousand dollars! [Andy laughs] Five... four...","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47000,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"You're just saying numbers. It's meaningless.","text_w_direction":"You're just saying numbers. It's meaningless.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47001,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Nellie","text":"Three...","text_w_direction":"Three...","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47002,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"It's literally like-","text_w_direction":"It's literally like-","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47003,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Nellie","text":"Two... one.","text_w_direction":"Two... [Andy runs out of the room] one.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47004,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"There you go. Hey. we're gonna have a nice, hot date.","text_w_direction":"There you go. [helps Andy in the car] Hey. we're gonna have a nice, hot date.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47005,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Hey. So last night was so not a big deal.","text_w_direction":"Hey. So last night was so not a big deal.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47006,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, yeah, I was just tired.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah, I was just tired.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47007,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"We both were. Plus, I was definitely not my normal sexy self.","text_w_direction":"We both were. Plus, I was definitely not my normal sexy self.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47008,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Whoa. No. Are you kidding? You were so sexy. Just the thought of you last night, like, crazy turns me on. It just didn't last night.","text_w_direction":"Whoa. No. Are you kidding? You were so sexy. Just the thought of you last night, like, crazy turns me on. It just didn't last night.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47009,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Really. It's not a big deal.","text_w_direction":"Really. It's not a big deal.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47010,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah. I know it's not... a big deal.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I know it's not... a big deal.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47011,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"I found this the other day while I was journaling and they reminded me of you.","text_w_direction":"I found this the other day while I was journaling and they reminded me of you.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47012,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh, those are from our weekend at the time share.","text_w_direction":"Oh, those are from our weekend at the time share.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47013,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah, the fractional ownership property. Oh, we took this one right before we got in that huge fight.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, the fractional ownership property. [sigh] Oh, we took this one right before we got in that huge fight.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47014,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"God I don't even remember what that fight was about.","text_w_direction":"God I don't even remember what that fight was about.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47015,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"You were being really bratty about where we would go out to dinner. But all I remember is how pretty you looked, taking those pictures of me. Anyway, if you want to order prints of your own, I can send you the link.","text_w_direction":"You were being really bratty about where we would go out to dinner. But all I remember is how pretty you looked, taking those pictures of me. Anyway, if you want to order prints of your own, I can send you the link.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47016,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"I'm in love with Kelly Kapoor. And I don't know how I'm gonna feel tomorrow or the next day or the day after that, but I do know that right here, right now, all I can think about is spending the rest of my life with her. Again, that could change.","text_w_direction":"I'm in love with Kelly Kapoor. And I don't know how I'm gonna feel tomorrow or the next day or the day after that, but I do know that right here, right now, all I can think about is spending the rest of my life with her. Again, that could change.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47017,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"When you lost the manager job-","text_w_direction":"When you lost the manager job-","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47018,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes?","text_w_direction":"Yes?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47019,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Did it affect you outside of the office?","text_w_direction":"Did it affect you outside of the office?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47020,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"How?","text_w_direction":"How?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47021,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"I don't know what the technical term is... Penial softiosis?","text_w_direction":"I don't know what the technical term is... Penial softiosis?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47022,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Erin, I am so glad that you trusted me. You came to the exact right person for this. No, I have never once experienced anything remotely like that. Never.","text_w_direction":"Erin, I am so glad that you trusted me. You came to the exact right person for this. No, I have never once experienced anything remotely like that. Never.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47023,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, okay.","text_w_direction":"Oh, okay.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47024,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay?","text_w_direction":"Okay?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47025,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47026,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Washington Monument.","text_w_direction":"Washington Monument.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47027,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47028,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Eiffel Tower.","text_w_direction":"Eiffel Tower.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47029,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Okay, okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay, okay.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47030,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"I saw you were getting along with Ryan again.","text_w_direction":"I saw you were getting along with Ryan again.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47031,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"He's so sweet. He pointed to my latte and he said, \"Kelly, that will be the color of our children.\"","text_w_direction":"He's so sweet. He pointed to my latte and he said, \"Kelly, that will be the color of our children.\"","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47032,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, he's so great. Remember how it felt when he cheated on you though?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, he's so great. Remember how it felt when he cheated on you though?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47033,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"Which time?","text_w_direction":"Which time?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47034,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"I am not going to let Kelly throw her life away on Ryan. And it has nothing to do with access to my pediatrician. Why you would even ask or were going to ask, because I- I felt like that question was coming.","text_w_direction":"I am not going to let Kelly throw her life away on Ryan. And it has nothing to do with access to my pediatrician. Why you would even ask or were going to ask, because I- I felt like that question was coming.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47035,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"One of Toby's eyes is getting smaller. So there's that. Gabe bragged about having an extra ticket to the air show this weekend and Meredith said she was interested and then Gabe said immediately that his friend might be taking the ticket. So I'll keep you posted on that.","text_w_direction":"One of Toby's eyes is getting smaller. So there's that. Gabe bragged about having an extra ticket to the air show this weekend and Meredith said she was interested and then Gabe said immediately that his friend might be taking the ticket. So I'll keep you posted on that.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47036,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Every day I brief Nellie on what's going on in the office. Most of it's irrelevant. But a good informer doesn't judge what's worth passing on.","text_w_direction":"Every day I brief Nellie on what's going on in the office. Most of it's irrelevant. But a good informer doesn't judge what's worth passing on.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47037,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, and Andy lost his masculinity, so congratulations on that.","text_w_direction":"Oh, and Andy lost his masculinity, so congratulations on that.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47038,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Nellie","text":"What do you mean?","text_w_direction":"What do you mean?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47039,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Erin made it clear to me that he was unable to perform sexually last night. By contrast, I went to sleep with an erection so large it was like I was wearing no blanket at all. Wow, I knew you'd win, but you just demolished him! I'm a little bit jealous, actually. Reduced him to a mere ant.","text_w_direction":"Erin made it clear to me that he was unable to perform sexually last night. By contrast, I went to sleep with an erection so large it was like I was wearing no blanket at all. Wow, I knew you'd win, but you just demolished him! I'm a little bit jealous, actually. Reduced him to a mere ant.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47040,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Nellie","text":"I just wanted to take the man's job, not his manhood.","text_w_direction":"I just wanted to take the man's job, not his manhood.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47041,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Nellie","text":"Okay, I would like to invite everyone into the conference room.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I would like to invite everyone into the conference room.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47042,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"You can't call a meeting. But I would like to have a meeting in the conference room right now! So let's get in the conference room. Thank you. Good. Thank you for coming to my meeting.","text_w_direction":"You can't call a meeting. [laughs] But I would like to have a meeting in the conference room right now! So let's get in the conference room. Thank you. Good. Thank you for coming to my meeting.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47043,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Nellie","text":"Okay, if you would like to take a seat we can get started.","text_w_direction":"Okay, if you would like to take a seat we can get started.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47044,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Oh! Can't do it 'cause I gotta run a meeting. So.","text_w_direction":"Oh! Can't do it 'cause I gotta run a meeting. So.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47045,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Nellie","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47046,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Wanted to talk to all of you guys about importance... and know that each and every one of you is vitally important.","text_w_direction":"Wanted to talk to all of you guys about [reads whiteboard] importance... and know that each and every one of you is vitally important.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47047,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Robert","text":"Andrew, not everyone here is important. And the word is \"impotence.\"","text_w_direction":"Andrew, not everyone here is important. And the word is \"impotence.\"","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47048,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Nellie","text":"Which is important in its own way. So if you'd just like to take a seat, Andy.","text_w_direction":"Which is important in its own way. So if you'd just like to take a seat, Andy.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47049,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Nellie","text":"\"Take a man's job, but leave him his balls.\" Margaret Thatcher said that... probably. Don't know. Don't read. Didn't see the movie.","text_w_direction":"\"Take a man's job, but leave him his balls.\" Margaret Thatcher said that... probably. Don't know. Don't read. Didn't see the movie.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47050,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Nellie","text":"This meeting is not about any one person in particular. It is a human problem.","text_w_direction":"This meeting is not about any one person in particular. It is a human problem.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47051,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"It's not just a human problem. Flounders frequently experience impotence, especially when converting from male to female and then back again to male.","text_w_direction":"It's not just a human problem. Flounders frequently experience impotence, especially when converting from male to female and then back again to male.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47052,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"Nellie, does the person affected by this want us to help her in any way in particular?","text_w_direction":"Nellie, does the person affected by this want us to help her in any way in particular?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47053,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, oh, it's not me. No, no. I've never had any problem in that arena. And I have been with several older men.","text_w_direction":"Oh, oh, it's not me. No, no. I've never had any problem in that arena. And I have been with several older men.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47054,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Robert & Creed","text":"How old?","text_w_direction":"[in unison] How old?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47055,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Creed","text":"Jinx. Buy me some Coke.","text_w_direction":"Jinx. Buy me some Coke.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47056,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Nellie","text":"Dwight told me about it earlier.","text_w_direction":"Dwight told me about it earlier.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47057,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Dwight!","text_w_direction":"Dwight!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47058,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"All","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47059,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"You promised!","text_w_direction":"You promised!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47060,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Dwight couldn't get it up for Nellie?","text_w_direction":"Dwight couldn't get it up for Nellie?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47061,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"No, no, no, no, no, It's not me. I'm gonna prove it right here and now.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no, no, It's not me. I'm gonna prove it right here and now. [thrusts his pelvis]","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47062,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47063,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"What is this?","text_w_direction":"What is this?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47064,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"Stop that! Dwight! Stop that, stop it.","text_w_direction":"Stop that! Dwight! Stop that, stop it.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47065,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Fine, it was me. I couldn't- I had a problem with Erin last night. Happy?","text_w_direction":"Fine, it was me. I couldn't- I had a problem with Erin last night. Happy?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47066,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"I had a lot on my mind last night. And I didn't perform. Okay? It happens to plenty of guys. It's usually not followed by a giant workplace discussion and an interview.","text_w_direction":"I had a lot on my mind last night. And I didn't perform. Okay? It happens to plenty of guys. It's usually not followed by a giant workplace discussion and an interview.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47067,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Every guy in this room has been touched by this affliction. Tuna? T-dog?","text_w_direction":"Every guy in this room has been touched by this affliction. Tuna? T-dog?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47068,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Um...","text_w_direction":"Um...","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47069,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"Uh... I have other issues. I'm terrible at math. Overweight. You- you're in great shape. A lot better shape than I am, tell you what.","text_w_direction":"Uh... I have other issues. I'm terrible at math. Overweight. You- you're in great shape. A lot better shape than I am, tell you what.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47070,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Robert","text":"It seems Andy is the only one with this problem. Fascinating.","text_w_direction":"It seems Andy is the only one with this problem. Fascinating.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47071,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Fascinating.","text_w_direction":"Fascinating.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47072,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"I don't really see what the problem is. Erin doesn't even like s*x, remember? You said it feels like getting tackled by a skeleton.","text_w_direction":"I don't really see what the problem is. Erin doesn't even like s*x, remember? You said it feels like getting tackled by a skeleton.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47073,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Nellie","text":"Chumbo, come on, help me out. Any problems with Little Chumbo?","text_w_direction":"Chumbo, come on, help me out. Any problems with Little Chumbo?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47074,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Tip-top shape.","text_w_direction":"Tip-top shape.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47075,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh... Stanley?","text_w_direction":"Oh... Stanley?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47076,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Stanley","text":"No. Um-um.","text_w_direction":"No. Um-um.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47077,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Nellie","text":"Creed, you are a thousand years old.","text_w_direction":"Creed, you are a thousand years old.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47078,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Creed","text":"Haven't heard any complaints. Wouldn't care if I did.","text_w_direction":"Haven't heard any complaints. Wouldn't care if I did.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47079,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Okay, so I-","text_w_direction":"Okay, so I-","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47080,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Actually Andy, I think maybe we experienced it.","text_w_direction":"Actually Andy, I think maybe we experienced it.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47081,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"What happened?","text_w_direction":"What happened?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47082,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"That a couple of times-","text_w_direction":"That a couple of times-","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47083,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Couple of times.","text_w_direction":"Couple of times.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47084,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Robert","text":"Jim, maybe you could tell us about one of those times.","text_w_direction":"Jim, maybe you could tell us about one of those times.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47085,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah Jim.","text_w_direction":"Yeah Jim.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47086,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah Jim, get it out there.","text_w_direction":"Yeah Jim, get it out there.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47087,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Um... I don't... Uh, yes, that time that it was very late. Uh, we'd had s*x so many times already, I was exhausted...","text_w_direction":"Um... I don't... Uh, yes, that time that it was very late. Uh, we'd had s*x so many times already, I was exhausted...","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47088,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, stop.","text_w_direction":"Okay, stop.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47089,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"I was very drunk.","text_w_direction":"I was very drunk.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47090,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"If it makes you feel any better, I never had an orgasm until I was forty-two. And then when I did, it lasted 'til I was forty-four.","text_w_direction":"If it makes you feel any better, I never had an orgasm until I was forty-two. And then when I did, it lasted 'til I was forty-four.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47091,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Phyllis","text":"Forty-three was ju- I got nothing done.","text_w_direction":"Forty-three was ju- I got nothing done. [laughs]","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47092,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"I've read- and I don't know anything about this personally- but they say prostate stimulation can help.","text_w_direction":"I've read- and I don't know anything about this personally- but they say prostate stimulation can help.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47093,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"Ugh.","text_w_direction":"Ugh.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47094,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"This is just, uh- This American Life, I think I heard it on.","text_w_direction":"This is just, uh- This American Life, I think I heard it on.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47095,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Robert","text":"No, that's absolutely the case.","text_w_direction":"No, that's absolutely the case.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47096,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Gabe","text":"I know, right?","text_w_direction":"I know, right?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47097,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Dwight","text":"You know, my rectal electro-ejaculator is rated for bovine use only but I could let you rent it.","text_w_direction":"You know, my rectal electro-ejaculator is rated for bovine use only but I could let you rent it.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47098,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Robert","text":"Andy, why don't you tell us about the best erection of your life? Or does anyone else have any remarkable erections they'd like to share?","text_w_direction":"Andy, why don't you tell us about the best erection of your life? Or does anyone else have any remarkable erections they'd like to share? [Creed, Kevin and Meredith raise their hands]","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47099,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Ooh, ooh!","text_w_direction":"Ooh, ooh!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47100,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Wow, what are we talking about?","text_w_direction":"Wow, what are we talking about?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47101,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Toby, doesn't HR have some rules against talking about this kind of stuff?","text_w_direction":"Toby, doesn't HR have some rules against talking about this kind of stuff?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47102,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Toby","text":"Erin, HR is a joke. I can't do anything about anything.","text_w_direction":"Erin, HR is a joke. I can't do anything about anything.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47103,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Nellie","text":"The most important thing to remember is not to stress about this. Stress just makes it worse, and then you stress more. And that's a vicious spiral.","text_w_direction":"The most important thing to remember is not to stress about this. Stress just makes it worse, and then you stress more. And that's a vicious spiral.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47104,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Robert","text":"I almost didn't come in today.","text_w_direction":"I almost didn't come in today. [laughs]","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47105,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Dad, don't think of it as a demotion. Just think of it as a promotion to a lower level. I don't think you have to tell your friends anything. It hasn't been decided yet.","text_w_direction":"[on the phone] Dad, don't think of it as a demotion. Just think of it as a promotion to a lower level. I don't think you have to tell your friends anything. It hasn't been decided yet.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47106,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Nellie","text":"Erin, on phone memos you're writing the date American style. Month, day, year. I prefer it day, month, year. Small, bigger, biggest. Oh, sexual innuendo. Not intentional.","text_w_direction":"Erin, on phone memos you're writing the date American style. Month, day, year. I prefer it day, month, year. Small, bigger, biggest. Oh, sexual innuendo. Not intentional.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47107,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Shut up. Shut up! I am sick of your dumb opinions. And if you don't like the way that I take phone messages, here! Take 'em yourself!","text_w_direction":"Shut up. Shut up! I am sick of your dumb opinions. And if you don't like the way that I take phone messages, here! [throws phone] Take 'em yourself!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47108,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, and another thing! Our s*x life is none of your businesses!","text_w_direction":"Oh, and another thing! Our s*x life is none of your businesses!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47109,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"And Andy is the manager, not Nellie!","text_w_direction":"And Andy is the manager, not Nellie!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47110,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Stop protecting me! I'm a man- I can protect myself! This is misdirected anger and I'm sorry! I don't mean to lash out at you! There's a lot coming up right now, all at once! Dad go to hell, I'm taller than you!","text_w_direction":"Stop protecting me! I'm a man- I can protect myself! This is misdirected anger and I'm sorry! I don't mean to lash out at you! There's a lot coming up right now, all at once! [into phone] Dad go to hell, I'm taller than you!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47111,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Nellie","text":"Okay, just calm down.","text_w_direction":"Okay, just calm down.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47112,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"You are not the manager. I earned that job. I was personally chosen after Robert was chosen and quit.","text_w_direction":"You are not the manager. I earned that job. I was personally chosen after Robert was chosen and quit.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47113,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Robert","text":"Andy, why don't you just take a seat?","text_w_direction":"Andy, why don't you just take a seat?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47114,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Why don't you take a seat, you idiot?","text_w_direction":"Why don't you take a seat, you idiot? [throws chair]","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47115,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"And why don't you take all your stupid memos and your stupid pens and your dumb caramels?","text_w_direction":"And why don't you take all your stupid memos and your stupid pens and your dumb caramels?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47116,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"And your stupid face! And your stupid office! Ah!","text_w_direction":"And your stupid face! [grabs Nellie's photo off the wall and smashes it on the ground] And your stupid office! [punches hole in the wall] Ah!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47117,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Darryl","text":"He does not like that wall.","text_w_direction":"He does not like that wall.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47118,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Maybe we'll get sent to anger management together.","text_w_direction":"Maybe we'll get sent to anger management together.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47119,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"That would actually be cool. I'd love for you to meet some of the guys.","text_w_direction":"That would actually be cool. I'd love for you to meet some of the guys.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47120,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Robert","text":"Andy, Erin, you can join us now.","text_w_direction":"Andy, Erin, you can join us now.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47121,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Hey, I hear you been bad-mouthing me to Kelly.","text_w_direction":"Hey, I hear you been bad-mouthing me to Kelly.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47122,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"All I did was remind her that you used to treat her badly.","text_w_direction":"All I did was remind her that you used to treat her badly.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47123,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Well that's your opinion and it's her opinion, but it's not my opinion. If you have something bad to say to me, Pam, say it to my face.","text_w_direction":"Well that's your opinion and it's her opinion, but it's not my opinion. If you have something bad to say to me, Pam, say it to my face.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47124,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Fair enough. Um... I don't think you're a very good person. And forgive me, but I feel like I've said this to you before","text_w_direction":"Fair enough. Um... I don't think you're a very good person. And forgive me, but I feel like I've said this to you before","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47125,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Well a lot of people would say that I'm a better match for Kelly than Ravi is.","text_w_direction":"Well a lot of people would say that I'm a better match for Kelly than Ravi is.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47126,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"Oh come on, Ryan. Really? Ravi's way better.","text_w_direction":"Oh come on, Ryan. Really? Ravi's way better.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47127,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"For Kelly?","text_w_direction":"For Kelly?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47128,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah. Man, you're insane right now. Ravi's the whole package.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Man, you're insane right now. Ravi's the whole package.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47129,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Nate","text":"I've never met Ravi personally, but I'm gonna go ahead and say, just having knowing you a short while, Brian, that I prefer Ravi. And again, I've never even met the guy.","text_w_direction":"I've never met Ravi personally, but I'm gonna go ahead and say, just having knowing you a short while, Brian, that I prefer Ravi. And again, I've never even met the guy.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47130,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Kelly, I wrote you the most amazing love poem. But I can't even read it. My heart couldn't handle it.","text_w_direction":"Kelly, I wrote you the most amazing love poem. But I can't even read it. My heart couldn't handle it.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47131,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, no, no, no.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, no, no.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47132,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"Oh, come on.","text_w_direction":"Oh, come on.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47133,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Read it, please. I love amazing poetry.","text_w_direction":"Read it, please. I love amazing poetry.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47134,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"No. It would cause me too much pain.","text_w_direction":"No. It would cause me too much pain.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47135,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Read through the pain. Be strong.","text_w_direction":"Read through the pain. Be strong.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47136,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"This poem would crush you!","text_w_direction":"This poem would crush you!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47137,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Oscar","text":"Ryan, go away! She found herself a beautiful boyfriend!","text_w_direction":"Ryan, go away! She found herself a beautiful boyfriend!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47138,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah, man, he's absolutely gorgeous! Please leave her alone.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, man, he's absolutely gorgeous! Please leave her alone.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47139,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"You see, Kelly? Our love scares them. It screws up their cookie-cutter world.","text_w_direction":"You see, Kelly? Our love scares them. It screws up their cookie-cutter world.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47140,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"Ravi makes me incredibly happy. And Ryan puts me through so much drama. So I guess I just have to decide which of those is more important to me.","text_w_direction":"Ravi makes me incredibly happy. And Ryan puts me through so much drama. So I guess I just have to decide which of those is more important to me.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47141,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Robert","text":"Andy, we're going to go with Nellie as manager and put you back on the sales team. I promise you, in time, we'll all laugh about this incident. I already think it's kind of funny.","text_w_direction":"Andy, we're going to go with Nellie as manager and put you back on the sales team. I promise you, in time, we'll all laugh about this incident. I already think it's kind of funny. [chuckles]","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47142,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47143,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Robert","text":"Excuse me?","text_w_direction":"Excuse me?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47144,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"I'm saying no.","text_w_direction":"I'm saying no.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47145,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Robert","text":"Well you can't say no.","text_w_direction":"Well you can't say no.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47146,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47147,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, boo! Boo! Boo to you! Boo!","text_w_direction":"[sees Ryan on the horse] Oh, boo! Boo! Boo to you! Boo!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47148,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"You are toxic! You are toxic!","text_w_direction":"You are toxic! You are toxic!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47149,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Boo!","text_w_direction":"Boo!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47150,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, hey. Okay.","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey. Okay.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47151,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Kelly, I have a few things to say to you, so please don't interrupt.","text_w_direction":"Kelly, I have a few things to say to you, so please don't interrupt.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47152,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"I wasn't going to interrupt.","text_w_direction":"I wasn't going to interrupt.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47153,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Well you do a lot, so just don't. Thank you. I know that I haven't always treated you the way that you, for whatever reason, feel you deserve to be treated. But I want to marry you, Kelly Kapoor. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday, and probably.","text_w_direction":"Well you do a lot, so just don't. Thank you. I know that I haven't always treated you the way that you, for whatever reason, feel you deserve to be treated. But I want to marry you, Kelly Kapoor. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday, and probably.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47154,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"Barf! Ugh, you suck!","text_w_direction":"Barf! Ugh, you suck!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47155,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"What is your problem? Hey, hey, hey, can we turn this back around quickly, please? This is very important to me.","text_w_direction":"What is your problem? [to horse wrangler] Hey, hey, hey, can we turn this back around quickly, please? This is very important to me.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47156,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Wrangler","text":"Turn around. Turn around. Turn around!","text_w_direction":"Turn around. Turn around. Turn around!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47157,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Can we turn this-ing thing around? Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Can we turn this [bleep]-ing thing around? Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47158,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Wrangler","text":"She don't wanna turn around.","text_w_direction":"She don't wanna turn around.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47159,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Thank you. Kelly, I can't promise you that we'll always stay together. I can't promise you that I'll never cheat on you. Nor should I. Modern marriages aren't built that way. Men aren't built that way. There's a very interesting article I can email to you. But I can tell you this. Even if the odds are fifty-fifty that we'll break up within the week, I wanna roll those dice. I love you, Kelly.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. Kelly, I can't promise you that we'll always stay together. I can't promise you that I'll never cheat on you. Nor should I. Modern marriages aren't built that way. Men aren't built that way. There's a very interesting article I can email to you. But I can tell you this. Even if the odds are fifty-fifty that we'll break up within the week, I wanna roll those dice. I love you, Kelly.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47160,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"Ryan.","text_w_direction":"Ryan.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47161,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"Will you roll those dice with me?","text_w_direction":"Will you roll those dice with me?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47162,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"You mean so much to me. But, I love Ravi and I choose him.","text_w_direction":"You mean so much to me. But, I love Ravi and I choose him.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47163,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"No you don't.","text_w_direction":"No you don't.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47164,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"I do.","text_w_direction":"I do.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47165,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"No you don't.","text_w_direction":"No you don't.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47166,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"I hope we can still be friends. Can I have a hug?","text_w_direction":"I hope we can still be friends. Can I have a hug?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47167,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Ryan","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What? [they hug]","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47168,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Kelly","text":"That was really cool.","text_w_direction":"That was really cool. [they make out]","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47169,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"Ugh. Eww!","text_w_direction":"Ugh. Eww!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47170,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Well, it's good to see Kelly's maturing.","text_w_direction":"Well, it's good to see Kelly's maturing.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47171,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Angela","text":"Oh God!","text_w_direction":"Oh God!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47172,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Robert","text":"Look, Andrew, we can discuss the specifics of the job.","text_w_direction":"Look, Andrew, we can discuss the specifics of the job.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47173,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47174,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Nellie","text":"It's the apology. I really have to insist.","text_w_direction":"It's the apology. I really have to insist.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47175,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"[British accent] No.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47176,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Nellie","text":"Stop saying no.","text_w_direction":"Stop saying no.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47177,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47178,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Robert","text":"Andrew, if you say no one more time, you're fired. So... is there anything else you wanna say?","text_w_direction":"Andrew, if you say no one more time, you're fired. So... is there anything else you wanna say?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47179,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47180,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"I can't describe it. I just, for the first time in a long time, I actually feel in control. I feel... alive.","text_w_direction":"I can't describe it. I just, for the first time in a long time, I actually feel in control. I feel... alive.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47181,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Here-","text_w_direction":"Here- [grabs the box Andy's holding]","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47182,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Ah- da, da, da, da. I got it.","text_w_direction":"Ah- da, da, da, da. I got it.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47183,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"But you hurt your hand.","text_w_direction":"But you hurt your hand.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47184,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"I... Got... It.","text_w_direction":"I... Got... It.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47185,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Erin","text":"Right now?","text_w_direction":"Right now?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47186,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Andy","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47187,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"You're not the least bit curious to hear a poem straight from Ryan's soul?","text_w_direction":"You're not the least bit curious to hear a poem straight from Ryan's soul?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47188,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Not at all, can we go?","text_w_direction":"Not at all, can we go?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47189,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"\"Kapoor and ka-desperate, he watches.\"","text_w_direction":"\"Kapoor and ka-desperate, he watches.\"","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47190,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Second line.","text_w_direction":"Second line.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47191,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"\"He is a drifter out to sea.\"","text_w_direction":"\"He is a drifter out to sea.\"","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47192,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"\"And when the Indian Ocean calms, one speck of white remains in waters cold and Kelly green.\"","text_w_direction":"\"And when the Indian Ocean calms, one speck of white remains in waters cold and Kelly green.\"","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47193,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Pam","text":"It's just so dumb. But when he describes himself as a child, lost on the life raft...","text_w_direction":"It's just so dumb. [chokes up] But when he describes himself as a child, lost on the life raft...","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47194,"season":8,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Angry Andy","director":"Claire Scanlon","writer":"Justin Spitzer","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, Ryan can never know.","text_w_direction":"Uh, Ryan can never know.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1585,"air_date":"2012-04-19"}
{"index":47195,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Ryan","text":"No, no, no, no, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no, no.","text_w_direction":"[pacing back and forth.] No, no, no, no, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no, no.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47196,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Okay fine. Ryan, something the matter?","text_w_direction":"Okay fine. Ryan, something the matter?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47197,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Ryan","text":"Smokey's dead.","text_w_direction":"Smokey's dead.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47198,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Smokey, the bear?","text_w_direction":"Smokey, the bear?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47199,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Ryan","text":"Smokey Robinson Pam. He died like an hour ago, I guess I'm the first to know.","text_w_direction":"Smokey Robinson Pam. He died like an hour ago, I guess I'm the first to know.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47200,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Wow That's terrible, I really liked him.","text_w_direction":"Wow That's terrible, I really liked him.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47201,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Ryan","text":"Oh you liked him? That's nice. Did you like when he changed the course of American music like two or three times? Did you like that tracks of my tears is maybe the last true love song ever written? I'm glad you liked him Jim. I am completely devastated right now.","text_w_direction":"Oh you liked him? That's nice. Did you like when he changed the course of American music like two or three times? Did you like that tracks of my tears is maybe the last true love song ever written? I'm glad you liked him Jim. I am completely devastated right now.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47202,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Well, I second that emotion.","text_w_direction":"Well, I second that emotion.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47203,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Ryan","text":"Huh?","text_w_direction":"Huh?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47204,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"I know a few of his songs, but what were his big ones?","text_w_direction":"I know a few of his songs, but what were his big ones?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47205,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Ryan","text":"Oh God, Nellie! What wasn't his? I mean, um, \"Tracks of my Tears\"?","text_w_direction":"Oh God, Nellie! What wasn't his? I mean, um, \"Tracks of my Tears\"?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47206,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"Yeah","text_w_direction":"Yeah","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47207,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Ryan","text":"Um... God, so many, Nellie!","text_w_direction":"Um... God, so many, Nellie!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47208,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"No, no, no, \"Tracks of My Tears\" and what else? What are some more? What's one more?","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, \"Tracks of My Tears\" and what else? What are some more? What's one more?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47209,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Ryan","text":"Okay, I'm not... I'm not playing this game, Pam. Not today.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I'm not... I'm not playing this game, Pam. Not today.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47210,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"I don't think you love Smokey Robinson. I think you're just doing all of this to prove how deep you are about music","text_w_direction":"I don't think you love Smokey Robinson. I think you're just doing all of this to prove how deep you are about music","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47211,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Ryan","text":"Okay, I'm sorry I'm not a fan of Jason Mraz or the Beatles.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I'm sorry I'm not a fan of Jason Mraz or the Beatles.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47212,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"You don't like the Beatles?","text_w_direction":"You don't like the Beatles?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47213,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Ryan","text":"That's... That's not the point!","text_w_direction":"That's... That's not the point!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47214,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Eleanor Rigby? Paperback writer?","text_w_direction":"Eleanor Rigby? Paperback writer?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47215,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Ryan","text":"Okay, you know, you always think you have time to see these legends before they go. What was I so busy doing?","text_w_direction":"Okay, you know, you always think you have time to see these legends before they go. What was I so busy doing?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47216,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Oscar","text":"It says here this Smokey Robinson dead thing was a hoax. It's on CNN as of two minutes ago.","text_w_direction":"It says here this Smokey Robinson dead thing was a hoax. It's on CNN as of two minutes ago.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47217,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Ryan","text":"Okay well, that's a relief!","text_w_direction":"Okay well, that's a relief!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47218,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Wow! Look at that! It says he's actually playing State College. That's only three hours away!","text_w_direction":"Wow! Look at that! It says he's actually playing State College. That's only three hours away!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47219,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Oh my God, Ryan! That's perfect! You have to go!","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, Ryan! That's perfect! You have to go!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47220,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Tickets are 250 bucks.","text_w_direction":"Tickets are 250 bucks.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47221,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"250 dollars is nothing to the world's biggest Smokey Robinson fan.","text_w_direction":"250 dollars is nothing to the world's biggest Smokey Robinson fan.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47222,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah... Who's opening?","text_w_direction":"Yeah... Who's opening?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47223,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Paul Anka.","text_w_direction":"Paul Anka.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47224,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Ryan","text":"Paul Anka?! How can they make the Smoke Man play with someone like that? I don't think I can see this.","text_w_direction":"Paul Anka?! How can they make the Smoke Man play with someone like that? I don't think I can see this.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47225,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, you could just show up late though.","text_w_direction":"Okay, you could just show up late though.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47226,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Ryan","text":"How much is parking, like 30 bucks? That's not what Smokey would have wanted. Does want.","text_w_direction":"How much is parking, like 30 bucks? That's not what Smokey would have wanted. Does want.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47227,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Tears of a clown!","text_w_direction":"Tears of a clown!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47228,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Ryan","text":"Don't call me a clown, Pam. You're better than that!","text_w_direction":"Don't call me a clown, Pam. You're better than that!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47229,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"Looking good, RC!","text_w_direction":"Looking good, RC!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47230,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Robert","text":"Ugh, I hate ties! I feel like I'm being strangled like I'm at some erotic asphyxiation s*x club over on I-84. The red room say? Or Dominick's?","text_w_direction":"Ugh, I hate ties! I feel like I'm being strangled like I'm at some erotic asphyxiation s*x club over on I-84. The red room say? Or Dominick's?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47231,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Angela","text":"Robert! The senator was going to wear dark brown tonight... I'm sure it will be fine.","text_w_direction":"Robert! The senator was going to wear dark brown tonight... I'm sure it will be fine.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47232,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Angela","text":"My husband is sponsoring a fundraiser tonight for local dog shelters! Robert California bought two tables for everyone here! These people were lucky to get seats because it is going to be a who's who of the northern 22nd district!","text_w_direction":"My husband is sponsoring a fundraiser tonight for local dog shelters! Robert California bought two tables for everyone here! These people were lucky to get seats because it is going to be a who's who of the northern 22nd district!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47233,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't want to alarm people, but there is a distinct chance that we are all about to be killed","text_w_direction":"I don't want to alarm people, but there is a distinct chance that we are all about to be killed","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47234,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Well, as long as you don't want to alarm people...","text_w_direction":"Well, as long as you don't want to alarm people...","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47235,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Oscar","text":"What's going on?","text_w_direction":"What's going on?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47236,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"There is a disgruntled ex-employee sitting in his car in the parking lot.","text_w_direction":"There is a disgruntled ex-employee sitting in his car in the parking lot.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47237,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Oh that's Andy. He's just hanging out","text_w_direction":"Oh that's Andy. He's just hanging out","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47238,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"That's how workplace tragedies always begin. A middle aged white male \"hanging out\". Call the cops!","text_w_direction":"That's how workplace tragedies always begin. A middle aged white male \"hanging out\". Call the cops!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47239,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Dwight, I don't think he's going to hurt anybody.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, I don't think he's going to hurt anybody.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47240,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Phyllis","text":"How do you? I mean, why do you think he's there?","text_w_direction":"How do you? I mean, why do you think he's there?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47241,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't even know what kind of weapon he has. Could be a knife, could be a gun. Could be a series of guns all lined up to shoot parallel. I'm going up to the roof. And I'm gonna bring my gym bag just in case.","text_w_direction":"I don't even know what kind of weapon he has. Could be a knife, could be a gun. Could be a series of guns all lined up to shoot parallel. I'm going up to the roof. [Grabs bag.] And I'm gonna bring my gym bag just in case.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47242,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"I knew this would happen! Everybody told me if I moved to America, I'd be murdered.","text_w_direction":"I knew this would happen! Everybody told me if I moved to America, I'd be murdered.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47243,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47244,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Hey, just wanted to say hi and hear you say everything is normal. Maybe video tape you saying that so that everyone upstairs can see.","text_w_direction":"Hey, just wanted to say hi and hear you say everything is normal. Maybe video tape you saying that so that everyone upstairs can see.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47245,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Angela","text":"We think you might kill Robert.","text_w_direction":"We think you might kill Robert.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47246,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47247,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kevin","text":"because he fired you which means apparently you're living in your car now.","text_w_direction":"because he fired you which means apparently you're living in your car now.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47248,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"guys, everything is fine! I'm just here to pick up Erin. We're going to the Fundraiser.","text_w_direction":"guys, everything is fine! I'm just here to pick up Erin. We're going to the Fundraiser.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47249,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, great! That sounds good!","text_w_direction":"Oh, great! That sounds good!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47250,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kevin","text":"Wait, what? You're going to the fundraiser tonight? That's going to be weird.","text_w_direction":"Wait, what? You're going to the fundraiser tonight? That's going to be weird.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47251,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Why would that be weird?","text_w_direction":"Why would that be weird?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47252,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kevin","text":"It's going to be super weird, he just fired you last week.","text_w_direction":"It's going to be super weird, he just fired you last week.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47253,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Andy's just coming as my date.","text_w_direction":"Andy's just coming as my date.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47254,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kevin","text":"Hey, I hear you! I hope you're right. It just seems like it's going to be really, really weird.","text_w_direction":"Hey, I hear you! I hope you're right. It just seems like it's going to be really, really weird.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47255,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"Come in!","text_w_direction":"[hears knocks on door.] Come in!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47256,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"You really re-did Andy's office, huh?","text_w_direction":"You really re-did Andy's office, huh?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47257,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"Yes, cut out the clutter. Very simple, very minimal.","text_w_direction":"Yes, cut out the clutter. Very simple, very minimal.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47258,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"I need you to sign these, we got a shipment going out.","text_w_direction":"I need you to sign these, we got a shipment going out.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47259,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"How are things in the warehouse?","text_w_direction":"How are things in the warehouse?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47260,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"You could go downstairs and ask them?","text_w_direction":"You could go downstairs and ask them?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47261,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"The warehouse isn't downstairs? Is it? Is it?","text_w_direction":"The warehouse isn't downstairs? [laughs.] Is it? Is it?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47262,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"Who knew, right?","text_w_direction":"Who knew, right?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47263,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"I...","text_w_direction":"[speechless.] I...","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47264,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"Tonight could be the night that Darryl and I go from casual work friends to actual good friends. The only thing standing in our way is the contempt he seems to feel for me.","text_w_direction":"Tonight could be the night that Darryl and I go from casual work friends to actual good friends. The only thing standing in our way is the contempt he seems to feel for me.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47265,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Angela","text":"Robert, the senator and I wanted to stop by and say hello.","text_w_direction":"Robert, the senator and I wanted to stop by and say hello.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47266,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Hello! Did anyone order a blast from the past, with a side order of sexy?","text_w_direction":"Hello! Did anyone order a blast from the past, with a side order of sexy?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47267,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh man, this is weird!","text_w_direction":"Oh man, this is weird!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47268,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Robert","text":"Andrew.","text_w_direction":"Andrew. [Robert extends his hand.]","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47269,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, Wanna shake my hand, huh? Cause I want to shake your body! I had you, I had you!","text_w_direction":"Oh, Wanna shake my hand, huh? Cause I want to shake your body! [hugs Robert and laughs.] I had you, I had you!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47270,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Where do I look? It's been so long since I did one of these things? Okay, alright! What's the question? How am I doing? Umm... Great!","text_w_direction":"[points back and forth at the multiple cameras] Where do I look? It's been so long since I did one of these things? Okay, alright! What's the question? How am I doing? Umm... Great!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47271,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kevin","text":"Creed, I just bid twenty dollars on six Jiu-Jitsu lessons. No one's raping this guy!","text_w_direction":"Creed, I just bid twenty dollars on six Jiu-Jitsu lessons. No one's raping this guy!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47272,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Creed","text":"Well, I don't want to get raped Twenty-Two!","text_w_direction":"Well, I don't want to get raped [picks up clipboard] Twenty-Two!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47273,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kevin","text":"No! It was my idea to not be raped!","text_w_direction":"No! It was my idea to not be raped!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47274,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait, you think Jiu-Jitsu classes cost $22 If you're going to guess the price, you might as well try to be halfway accurate. $180!","text_w_direction":"[Dwight enters] Wait, you think Jiu-Jitsu classes cost $22 [grabs clipboard.] If you're going to guess the price, you might as well try to be halfway accurate. $180!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47275,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kevin","text":"Whoa, Dwight, I don't think you understand.","text_w_direction":"Whoa, Dwight, I don't think you understand.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47276,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"You guess the price, you win the prize. Have you never been to a Quaker fair before? God!","text_w_direction":"You guess the price, you win the prize. Have you never been to a Quaker fair before? God!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47277,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kevin","text":"So Dwight doesn't understand silent auctions. I guess he's the stupid guy in the office, huh? Up till now, we didn't have one!","text_w_direction":"So Dwight doesn't understand silent auctions. I guess he's the stupid guy in the office, huh? Up till now, we didn't have one!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47278,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"What haven't I been doing? Gosh, just today I was working on this rock opera that I'm writing, though it feels more like I'm receiving it than writing it.","text_w_direction":"What haven't I been doing? Gosh, just today I was working on this rock opera that I'm writing, though it feels more like I'm receiving it than writing it.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47279,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Wow, that's exciting! But until you firm up the idea, you might want to keep it between us.","text_w_direction":"Wow, that's exciting! But until you firm up the idea, you might want to keep it between us.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47280,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"The hero lives in this dystopian future and he flies around in a spaceship that's shaped like a treble clef. And he has to sing his heart out to destroy all evil.","text_w_direction":"The hero lives in this dystopian future and he flies around in a spaceship that's shaped like a treble clef. And he has to sing his heart out to destroy all evil.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47281,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Sounds like you're doing alright.","text_w_direction":"Sounds like you're doing alright.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47282,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Ehh, a little better than alright, actually. Really good!","text_w_direction":"Ehh, a little better than alright, actually. Really good!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47283,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Ryan","text":"Oh, this guy is having a breakdown.","text_w_direction":"Oh, this guy is having a breakdown.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47284,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Senator","text":"You know, Oscar, I really had no idea you were so passionate about animals.","text_w_direction":"You know, Oscar, I really had no idea you were so passionate about animals.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47285,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Oscar","text":"my dog Gerald is my life.","text_w_direction":"my dog Gerald is my life.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47286,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Senator","text":"really? Well, if you want to get involved, call me. This is my cell. I'm more likely to pick up night, say after 9... Excuse me.","text_w_direction":"really? Well, if you want to get involved, call me. This is my cell. I'm more likely to pick up night, say after 9... Excuse me. [Walks away.]","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47287,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Oscar","text":"This confirms three things","text_w_direction":"This confirms three things","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47288,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Robert","text":"I stepped in right away and start--","text_w_direction":"[telling story to Nellie.] I stepped in right away and start--","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47289,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Bobby! Bobbo! You're a rock opera guy, right? You like rock operas?","text_w_direction":"Bobby! Bobbo! You're a rock opera guy, right? You like rock operas?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47290,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Robert","text":"Well...","text_w_direction":"Well...","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47291,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"You gotta check out this thing I'm working on, it's really cool. There's this character Thomas Oregon, and he wants to destroy all the guitars in the world because he realizes that music is the one thing he can't control.","text_w_direction":"You gotta check out this thing I'm working on, it's really cool. There's this character Thomas Oregon, and he wants to destroy all the guitars in the world because he realizes that music is the one thing he can't control.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47292,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Robert","text":"So, Thomas Oregon is an evil figure?","text_w_direction":"So, Thomas Oregon is an evil figure?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47293,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Evil! although he's humanized in the end because he weeps uncontrolably and pees in his pants.","text_w_direction":"Evil! [chuckles.] although he's humanized in the end because he weeps uncontrolably and pees in his pants.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47294,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Robert","text":"and the hero, who's that based on?","text_w_direction":"and the hero, who's that based on?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47295,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Me, I guess. We're flying so high, we're crackin' the sky! Gonna fly out of this dome my girlfriend and I!","text_w_direction":"Me, I guess. [sings.] We're flying so high, we're crackin' the sky! Gonna fly out of this dome my girlfriend and I!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47296,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Meredith","text":"Hey jabroni. Show some class.","text_w_direction":"Hey jabroni. Show some class.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47297,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Stanley","text":"She's right, Andy. you're being a jabroni","text_w_direction":"She's right, Andy. you're being a jabroni","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47298,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"You're being a Thomas Oregon!","text_w_direction":"You're being a Thomas Oregon!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47299,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Robert","text":"Andrew, I think this may have been a bad idea. Why don't you let me pay for you and Erin to go out to a great romantic dinner tonight?","text_w_direction":"Andrew, I think this may have been a bad idea. Why don't you let me pay for you and Erin to go out to a great romantic dinner tonight?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47300,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Don't need you to pay for me. I'm doing just fine, thank you. Why don't you quit harshing our mellow?","text_w_direction":"Don't need you to pay for me. I'm doing just fine, thank you. Why don't you quit harshing our mellow?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47301,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Robert","text":"Andy you should leave. Now.","text_w_direction":"Andy you should leave. Now.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47302,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Excuse me. I would like to purchase two seats at another table, please.","text_w_direction":"[to Waiter.] Excuse me. I would like to purchase two seats at another table, please.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47303,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Waiter","text":"I'm sorry, the tables are sold as complete units.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, the tables are sold as complete units.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47304,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"then I'll take a table!","text_w_direction":"then I'll take a table!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47305,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Waiter","text":"Okay","text_w_direction":"Okay","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47306,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"And a high five! Oh, let's do this again!","text_w_direction":"And a high five! [Raises hand, misses high five with waiter.] Oh, let's do this again!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47307,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, yes indeed... When! Whoa, whoa, whoa! You forgot a few salads! When!","text_w_direction":"[waiter is cracking pepper into Andys salad] Oh, yes indeed... When! [Waiter begins walking away.] Whoa, whoa, whoa! You forgot a few salads! [waiter peppers another salad.] When!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47308,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Oscar","text":"I stumbled into a very dramatic situation. Angelas husband just hit on me!","text_w_direction":"I stumbled into a very dramatic situation. Angelas husband just hit on me!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47309,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Oh my god!","text_w_direction":"Oh my god!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47310,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Oscar","text":"I know!","text_w_direction":"I know!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47311,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Wait, what? Come on!","text_w_direction":"Wait, what? Come on!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47312,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Oscar","text":"We were talking about animals, he gives me his cell phone number. He was just dying for me to have it.","text_w_direction":"We were talking about animals, he gives me his cell phone number. He was just dying for me to have it.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47313,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, Oscar, I'm not saying you're not dreamy, because you are, but isn't it possible that he was just schmoosing a voter?","text_w_direction":"Okay, Oscar, I'm not saying you're not dreamy, because you are, but isn't it possible that he was just schmoosing a voter?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47314,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Oscar","text":"Well, if you would have seen the look he gave me, he wanted to run more than just my vote.","text_w_direction":"Well, if you would have seen the look he gave me, he wanted to run more than just my vote.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47315,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, what was this look?","text_w_direction":"Okay, what was this look? [Oscar does the look.]","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47316,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Whoa!","text_w_direction":"Whoa!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47317,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"What happened, did he do it?","text_w_direction":"What happened, did he do it?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47318,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Are you-- Twice! For real?","text_w_direction":"Are you-- Twice! For real?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47319,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Okay guys, not every glance means something, alright? Life isn't Downton Abbey.","text_w_direction":"Okay guys, not every glance means something, alright? Life isn't Downton Abbey.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47320,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Life is Downton Abbey.","text_w_direction":"Life is Downton Abbey.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47321,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to go over there and I'm going to talk to him and I guarantee you he gives out his cell phone to everybody.","text_w_direction":"Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to go over there and I'm going to talk to him and I guarantee you he gives out his cell phone to everybody.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47322,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"How much do you guys charge for a one full year gym membership? Thank you!","text_w_direction":"[on phone.] How much do you guys charge for a one full year gym membership? Thank you!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47323,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"It's $475! Like candy from a baby!","text_w_direction":"It's $475! Like candy from a baby!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47324,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Hey... David Wallace!","text_w_direction":"Hey... David Wallace!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47325,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"David","text":"Andy Bernard!","text_w_direction":"Andy Bernard!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47326,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, how are you?","text_w_direction":"Hey, how are you?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47327,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"David","text":"How you doing, I'm great! How you doing, are you still with Dunder Mifflin?","text_w_direction":"How you doing, I'm great! How you doing, are you still with Dunder Mifflin?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47328,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"No, got canned last week.","text_w_direction":"No, got canned last week.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47329,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"David","text":"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47330,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"No, best thing that ever happened to me.","text_w_direction":"No, best thing that ever happened to me.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47331,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"David","text":"That's the attitude to have. You know what, when I got canned, I was lost, right? I poured myself into this ridiculous vacuum for toys called Suck-It.","text_w_direction":"That's the attitude to have. You know what, when I got canned, I was lost, right? I poured myself into this ridiculous vacuum for toys called Suck-It.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47332,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Yikes!","text_w_direction":"Yikes!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47333,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"David","text":"Yeah, exactly right? Then suddenly out of nowhere, the US military bought the patent from me for twenty million dollars! The point is, forget those guys, k? Move on! Good to see you, Andy!","text_w_direction":"Yeah, exactly right? Then suddenly out of nowhere, the US military bought the patent from me for twenty million dollars! The point is, forget those guys, k? Move on! Good to see you, Andy!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47334,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"Call me a lame man, but I wish there was some real food here. You know, like hamburgers... Or Oreos... Or a pizza pie or, what's another food that we like?","text_w_direction":"Call me a lame man, but I wish there was some real food here. You know, like hamburgers... Or Oreos... Or a pizza pie or, what's another food that we like?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47335,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"Tacos.","text_w_direction":"Tacos.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47336,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"What I wouldn't give for a big mess of tacos right now!","text_w_direction":"What I wouldn't give for a big mess of tacos right now!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47337,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"I can go get us some tacos.","text_w_direction":"I can go get us some tacos.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47338,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"Brilliant!","text_w_direction":"Brilliant!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47339,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"If you loan me some money.","text_w_direction":"If you loan me some money.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47340,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"Yes, I can do that. For, um, for two tacos, we'd probably need about what 20... $20? Or $25? $20?","text_w_direction":"Yes, I can do that. For, um, for two tacos, we'd probably need about what 20... $20? Or $25? $20?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47341,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"$30.","text_w_direction":"$30.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47342,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"$30, yes!","text_w_direction":"$30, yes!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47343,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"I've never eaten a taco. I'm not entirely sure what they are. As long as they're not slimy, and please god don't let them have eyes!","text_w_direction":"I've never eaten a taco. I'm not entirely sure what they are. As long as they're not slimy, and please god don't let them have eyes!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47344,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Oscar","text":"So?","text_w_direction":"[Jim shakes Senators hand, returns to table.] So?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47345,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Boom!","text_w_direction":"Boom! [hands Oscar a business card.]","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47346,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Oscar","text":"This is interesting.","text_w_direction":"This is interesting.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47347,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Hm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Hm-hmm.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47348,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"what is interesting? I just proved that he gives his cell out to everybody.","text_w_direction":"what is interesting? I just proved that he gives his cell out to everybody.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47349,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Or you proved that he thinks you're gay.","text_w_direction":"Or you proved that he thinks you're gay.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47350,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Oscar","text":"He does not think Jim's gay. A gay man would not leave the house wearing those shoes.","text_w_direction":"He does not think Jim's gay. A gay man would not leave the house wearing those shoes.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47351,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Well, a gay man would not leave the store wearing those shoes!","text_w_direction":"Well, a gay man would not leave the store wearing those shoes!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47352,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, hey! you bought me those shoes!","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey! you bought me those shoes!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47353,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Speaker","text":"Before we bring out our guest of honor tonight, we are very proud to introduce a great philanthropist and a great guy. Robert California!","text_w_direction":"Before we bring out our guest of honor tonight, we are very proud to introduce a great philanthropist and a great guy. Robert California!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47354,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Robert","text":"Thank you. Why do we love dogs? Want me to tell you why? There is no answer. Our love for them confounds reason!","text_w_direction":"Thank you. Why do we love dogs? Want me to tell you why? There is no answer. Our love for them confounds reason!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47355,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"can you believe this guy?","text_w_direction":"can you believe this guy?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47356,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Robert","text":"The state senator, Robert Lipton, loves dogs. he asked me if I loved dogs. you know what I said? Yes!","text_w_direction":"The state senator, Robert Lipton, loves dogs. he asked me if I loved dogs. you know what I said? Yes! [laughter.]","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47357,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Not a joke. That was not even a joke.","text_w_direction":"Not a joke. That was not even a joke.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47358,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Robert","text":"Bella here was a therapy dog for ten years. when her owner passed away she came to this organization for placement. But people don't often adopt older dogs, so Bella and eleven heroes like her are being cared for by our generous volunteers because frankly nobody else will","text_w_direction":"Bella here was a therapy dog for ten years. when her owner passed away she came to this organization for placement. But people don't often adopt older dogs, so Bella and eleven heroes like her are being cared for by our generous volunteers because frankly nobody else will","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47359,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"I will! I will take all of those dogs!","text_w_direction":"I will! I will take all of those dogs!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47360,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Robert","text":"Andy, that's very kind--","text_w_direction":"Andy, that's very kind--","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47361,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"No, no, no. This guy can talk and talk all he wants, but it's not that complicated.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no. This guy can talk and talk all he wants, but it's not that complicated.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47362,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Robert","text":"Andy why don't we discuss this at a--","text_w_direction":"Andy why don't we discuss this at a--","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47363,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"No, no, no, it's about being there for someone after it's become inconvenient for them to be around. Hello everyone, I am Andy Bernard and I am going to take that bitch home! That is a female dog reference. This bitch understands loyalty! Sassy human reference thank you, I will take Bella and every single one of her friends!","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, it's about being there for someone after it's become inconvenient for them to be around. Hello everyone, I am Andy Bernard and I am going to take that bitch home! That is a female dog reference. [Points at himself] This bitch understands loyalty! Sassy human reference [grabs dog] thank you, I will take Bella and every single one of her friends!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47364,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Oh God!","text_w_direction":"Oh God!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47365,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Senator","text":"Mr. Bernard, right this way.","text_w_direction":"Mr. Bernard, right this way.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47366,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Okay! Hope you all learned something!","text_w_direction":"Okay! Hope you all learned something!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47367,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Vet","text":"Huey is going to need this medication once every 90 minutes. You can administer it orally, but he's going to puke it up. So, other end is best. Don't split up Daisy and Mojo because daisy will start to, uh... I was going to say bark, but it's more of a scream.","text_w_direction":"Huey is going to need this medication once every 90 minutes. You can administer it orally, but he's going to puke it up. So, other end is best. Don't split up Daisy and Mojo because daisy will start to, uh... I was going to say bark, but it's more of a scream.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47368,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"I'm so ready to love all of these animals. This one's even bonding with me already.","text_w_direction":"I'm so ready to love all of these animals. This one's even bonding with me already.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47369,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Vet","text":"Uh, no. Kenny's a therapy dog. He apparently thinks you're in some kind of emotional crisis.","text_w_direction":"Uh, no. Kenny's a therapy dog. He apparently thinks you're in some kind of emotional crisis.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47370,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Stupid dog.","text_w_direction":"Stupid dog.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47371,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Senator","text":"Well, if you would like to talk about this some more, my office is always open! So here's my office number, and my cell number.","text_w_direction":"Well, if you would like to talk about this some more, my office is always open! So here's my office number, and my cell number.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47372,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Meredith","text":"Thank you!","text_w_direction":"Thank you!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47373,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Well, looks like he really did just want to talk about the issues. i'm Sorry Oscar.","text_w_direction":"Well, looks like he really did just want to talk about the issues. i'm Sorry Oscar.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47374,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Oscar","text":"sorry about what? There's nothing to be sorry about here.","text_w_direction":"sorry about what? There's nothing to be sorry about here.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47375,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Oscar","text":"No. I'm certainly not disappointed that Angelas husband was not hitting on me. I'd have to be a monster to root for that. A lonely, aging monster.","text_w_direction":"No. I'm certainly not disappointed that Angelas husband was not hitting on me. I'd have to be a monster to root for that. A lonely, aging monster.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47376,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"Tacos were on sale, eight for $3!","text_w_direction":"Tacos were on sale, eight for $3!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47377,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, great! Okay, oh... Oh, these tacos!","text_w_direction":"Oh, great! Okay, oh... Oh, these tacos!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47378,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"Hmhmm.","text_w_direction":"Hmhmm.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47379,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"Mmm! Uhh Mmmm... Oh! Hmmph!","text_w_direction":"Mmm! Uhh [Eats Taco incorrectly.] Mmmm... Oh! Hmmph!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47380,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"She's trying.","text_w_direction":"She's trying.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47381,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Speaker","text":"The winner of the three day trip to the sky top lodge is Dwight Schrute!","text_w_direction":"The winner of the three day trip to the sky top lodge is Dwight Schrute!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47382,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes! Thank you!","text_w_direction":"[applause] Yes! Thank you!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47383,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Speaker","text":"The yearlong membership to Scraton-Bikram Yoga is Dwight Schrute!","text_w_direction":"The yearlong membership to Scraton-Bikram Yoga is Dwight Schrute!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47384,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh yes! Yeah!","text_w_direction":"[applause] Oh yes! Yeah!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47385,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Speaker","text":"A one hour appointment with the kissing magician goes to Dwight Schrute!","text_w_direction":"A one hour appointment with the kissing magician goes to Dwight Schrute!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47386,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, oh, oh! Yeah! Ha, ha!","text_w_direction":"[applause] Oh, oh, oh! Yeah! Ha, ha!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47387,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Speaker","text":"Well, I think I can save us some time, Dwight Schrute has won every single item here!","text_w_direction":"Well, I think I can save us some time, Dwight Schrute has won every single item here!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47388,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you very much! All I had to do was look at the prices, idiots! Suck it!","text_w_direction":"Thank you very much! All I had to do was look at the prices, idiots! Suck it!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47389,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Speaker","text":"Well, Dwight, yes! You certainly are a record breaker! Your donation is the largest we've ever received at over 34 thousand dollars!","text_w_direction":"Well, Dwight, yes! You certainly are a record breaker! Your donation is the largest we've ever received at over 34 thousand dollars! [applause]","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47390,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech!","text_w_direction":"Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47391,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you. Wow, I can't tell you what an honor it is to support this thing... And obviously that amount of money is no concern to me whatsoever. But, I want to ask you something","text_w_direction":"Thank you. Wow, I can't tell you what an honor it is to support this thing... And obviously that amount of money is no concern to me whatsoever. But, I want to ask you something","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47392,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Senator","text":"Oscar!","text_w_direction":"Oscar!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47393,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Oscar","text":"Nice to see you again, it was lovely!","text_w_direction":"Nice to see you again, it was lovely!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47394,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Senator","text":"It was lovely! And don't forget to call.","text_w_direction":"It was lovely! And don't forget to call.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47395,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Oscar","text":"okay","text_w_direction":"okay","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47396,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Senator","text":"thanks so much for coming","text_w_direction":"thanks so much for coming","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47397,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Oscar","text":"why does this always happen to me? Ahh! I just feel so bad for Angela","text_w_direction":"why does this always happen to me? Ahh! I just feel so bad for Angela","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47398,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"so it just goes on under here like this?","text_w_direction":"[applying diaper to dog.] so it just goes on under here like this?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47399,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Vet","text":"that's right!","text_w_direction":"that's right!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47400,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Ugh, oh god!","text_w_direction":"Ugh, oh god!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47401,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Vet","text":"Yeah, you never get used to that.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you never get used to that.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47402,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, just wanted to check in. See how you are doing.","text_w_direction":"Hey, just wanted to check in. See how you are doing.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47403,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"I am so great!","text_w_direction":"I am so great!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47404,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"He's great. we're all great. Twelve dogs. This my life now, I'm a dog nurse.","text_w_direction":"He's great. we're all great. Twelve dogs. This my life now, I'm a dog nurse.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47405,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Look at that one though, he's smiling!","text_w_direction":"Look at that one though, he's smiling!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47406,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Vet","text":"Yeah, he should be! It's his first day without a muzzle.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, he should be! It's his first day without a muzzle.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47407,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"This is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me","text_w_direction":"This is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47408,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Absolutely, it's awesome--","text_w_direction":"Absolutely, it's awesome--","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47409,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Yes--","text_w_direction":"Yes--","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47410,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kevin","text":"I'm sorry, are you guys nuts? He's not doing great! He was fired! This is terrible! This is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to you, not the best.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, are you guys nuts? He's not doing great! He was fired! This is terrible! This is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to you, not the best.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47411,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"You're right. he's right, I am a mess. This whole night I've been trying to convince you guys that I'm fine. I guess I thought that if I could convince you that I'm fine, maybe--","text_w_direction":"You're right. he's right, I am a mess. This whole night I've been trying to convince you guys that I'm fine. I guess I thought that if I could convince you that I'm fine, maybe--","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47412,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Vet","text":"Maybe you would think it too! I'm sorry, it's just I don't get to be in a lot of human conversations.","text_w_direction":"Maybe you would think it too! [silence.] I'm sorry, it's just I don't get to be in a lot of human conversations.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47413,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Okay well, Andy, listen. It's okay if you don't feel totally settled. This is all very fresh.","text_w_direction":"Okay well, Andy, listen. It's okay if you don't feel totally settled. This is all very fresh.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47414,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, I mean, admitting you need help is the first step!","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I mean, admitting you need help is the first step!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47415,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Yes! And also, focusing on the positive. Like I got a lot of good things going on!","text_w_direction":"Yes! And also, focusing on the positive. Like I got a lot of good things going on!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47416,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah! Like that rock opera! You could always do that right?","text_w_direction":"Yeah! Like that rock opera! You could always do that right?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47417,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, I do. I have that.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I do. I have that.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47418,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah","text_w_direction":"Yeah","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47419,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"You're going to be alright","text_w_direction":"You're going to be alright","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47420,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kevin","text":"No. No he's not.","text_w_direction":"No. No he's not.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47421,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Yes, I am! Thank you, Kev!","text_w_direction":"Yes, I am! Thank you, Kev!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47422,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kevin","text":"You're welcome!","text_w_direction":"You're welcome!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47423,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kevin","text":"Sometimes I feel like every one I work with is an idiot. and by sometimes I mean all times. All the times. Every of the times!","text_w_direction":"Sometimes I feel like every one I work with is an idiot. and by sometimes I mean all times. All the times. Every of the times!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47424,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"So some of us ended up adopting those elderly dogs. It's been great!","text_w_direction":"So some of us ended up adopting those elderly dogs. It's been great!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47425,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"Pepper's been getting me out of the house, going on runs.","text_w_direction":"Pepper's been getting me out of the house, going on runs.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47426,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kevin","text":"My dog Ruby doesn't do anything, she just lays there all day! She's so chill.","text_w_direction":"My dog Ruby doesn't do anything, she just lays there all day! She's so chill.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47427,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"What do you feed her?","text_w_direction":"What do you feed her?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47428,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kevin","text":"Well I put out Pro Bow-Wow, but she barely touches it. She's so dainty!","text_w_direction":"Well I put out Pro Bow-Wow, but she barely touches it. She's so dainty!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47429,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"Is she sick? How are her poops?","text_w_direction":"Is she sick? How are her poops?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47430,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kevin","text":"Doesn't really poop. It's perfect, nothing to pick up! She just kind of lies there all day like a good girl. I put on the TV for her, but I have to prop her eyes open so she can see it.","text_w_direction":"Doesn't really poop. It's perfect, nothing to pick up! She just kind of lies there all day like a good girl. I put on the TV for her, but I have to prop her eyes open so she can see it.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47431,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Does she smell?","text_w_direction":"Does she smell?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47432,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kevin","text":"She smells horrible. It's unbelievable. But I don't want to put her in the bath, because I'm afraid that she'll drown.","text_w_direction":"She smells horrible. It's unbelievable. But I don't want to put her in the bath, because I'm afraid that she'll drown.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47433,"season":8,"episode":22,"episode_name":"Fundraiser","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kevin","text":"People seem awful interested in you Ruby. Guess they're just jealous, right! Yeah, that a girl, that a girl! Man that stinks!","text_w_direction":"People seem awful interested in you Ruby. Guess they're just jealous, right! [dog licks Kevins face.] Yeah, that a girl, that a girl! Man that stinks!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1453,"air_date":"2012-04-26"}
{"index":47434,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Gabe","text":"Ugh, man. My delts are blasted. I wish they had a chart for how much protein powder to scoop for a 180 pound man with no fat.","text_w_direction":"Ugh, man. My delts are blasted. I wish they had a chart for how much protein powder to scoop for a 180 pound man with no fat.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47435,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Protein powder, huh? You cut it with water? Why don't you just take estrogen? There you go boys. See how papa takes care of you? Mwah.","text_w_direction":"Protein powder, huh? You cut it with water? Why don't you just take estrogen? [swallows powder] [coughs] There you go boys. See how papa takes care of you? [kisses bicep] Mwah.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47436,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Gabe","text":"I remember when people thought biceps were all that. They'd flex them all night at the discotheque.","text_w_direction":"I remember when people thought biceps were all that. They'd flex them all night at the discotheque.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47437,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, I bet you think it's all about core, huh?","text_w_direction":"Oh, I bet you think it's all about core, huh?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47438,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Gabe","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47439,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, please.","text_w_direction":"Oh, please.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47440,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Gabe","text":"Core's critical. There are four tenets of pilates that I live my life by. One – lengthen. Two – elongate.","text_w_direction":"Core's critical. There are four tenets of pilates that I live my life by. One – lengthen. Two – elongate.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47441,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Listen, guys, I think we all want to know the same thing, right? Who's the strongest? Well, there's only one way to solve that – flat curl contest.","text_w_direction":"Listen, guys, I think we all want to know the same thing, right? Who's the strongest? Well, there's only one way to solve that – flat curl contest.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47442,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"All right, here we go everybody. May the manliest man win. Go.","text_w_direction":"All right, here we go everybody. May the manliest man win. Go.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47443,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Feast on this, Lewis.","text_w_direction":"Feast on this, Lewis.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47444,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Gabe","text":"I love the burn. The burn is where I live.","text_w_direction":"I love the burn. The burn is where I live.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47445,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Come on, Gabe, you can't handle his hamstrings. You're getting hypno-thigh-zed.","text_w_direction":"Come on, Gabe, you can't handle his hamstrings. You're getting hypno-thigh-zed.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47446,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Gabe","text":"Speed set. One. Two.","text_w_direction":"Speed set. One. Two.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47447,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Here, this is for your elbows, for your elbows.","text_w_direction":"Here, this is for your elbows, for your elbows.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47448,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, thank you.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thank you.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47449,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"You're welcome.","text_w_direction":"You're welcome.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47450,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Gabe","text":"Five. Six.","text_w_direction":"Five. Six.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47451,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Quick phone call from you guys, keep going,","text_w_direction":"Quick phone call from you guys, keep going,","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47452,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"All","text":"Eight, nine, ten.","text_w_direction":"Eight, nine, ten.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47453,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Gabe","text":"We got it?","text_w_direction":"We got it?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47454,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Very funny Jim.","text_w_direction":"Very funny Jim.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47455,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Gabe","text":"Yeah, Jim. Way to mock us for perfecting our bodies.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, Jim. Way to mock us for perfecting our bodies.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47456,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Robert","text":"Everyone, conference room, now.","text_w_direction":"Everyone, conference room, now. [Dwight and Gabe stand up, falling over]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47457,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"All right, easy there, grandpa.","text_w_direction":"All right, easy there, grandpa.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47458,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't need your help.","text_w_direction":"I don't need your help.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47459,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. You don't need my help?","text_w_direction":"Okay. You don't need my help?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47460,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Here, here... Just...","text_w_direction":"Here, here... Just...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47461,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Morning.","text_w_direction":"Morning.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47462,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47463,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Somebody left in such a hurry this morning that she forgot... these.","text_w_direction":"Somebody left in such a hurry this morning that she forgot... these.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47464,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47465,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"You know the only thing more delicious than your feet is the feast that I am going to prepare for everyone.","text_w_direction":"You know the only thing more delicious than your feet is the feast that I am going to prepare for everyone.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47466,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"Andy, if you're gonna hang out for a while, uh...","text_w_direction":"Andy, if you're gonna hang out for a while, uh...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47467,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"What's this?","text_w_direction":"What's this?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47468,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"This dumb rule Robert made, he just wants visitors to sign in.","text_w_direction":"This dumb rule Robert made, he just wants visitors to sign in.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47469,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Is this Robert's attempt to embarrass me?","text_w_direction":"Is this Robert's attempt to embarrass me?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47470,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"No, of course not. It's just – I think it's like if we make an exception for you, then we have to make an exception for the water guy, and then, it's like, where does it end? So just...","text_w_direction":"No, of course not. It's just – I think it's like if we make an exception for you, then we have to make an exception for the water guy, and then, it's like, where does it end? So just... [puts visitors tag on Andy]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47471,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Why is it when other people spend all their time at the office, they're rewarded for it, and when I do it, I am told it's a little much? ...Is it because I am not an employee anymore, because that's what it feels like.","text_w_direction":"Why is it when other people spend all their time at the office, they're rewarded for it, and when I do it, I am told it's a little much? ...Is it because I am not an employee anymore, because that's what it feels like.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47472,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"All right, well, enjoy the alumni game.","text_w_direction":"All right, well, enjoy the alumni game.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47473,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Good, we have a deal?","text_w_direction":"Good, we have a deal?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47474,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Thanks Janet.","text_w_direction":"Thanks Janet.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47475,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Thanks so much Earl.","text_w_direction":"Thanks so much Earl.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47476,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Wow, simultaneous sale.","text_w_direction":"Wow, simultaneous sale.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47477,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"And they said it couldn't be done. Boom!","text_w_direction":"And they said it couldn't be done. Boom!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47478,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Screw ‘em.","text_w_direction":"Screw ‘em.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47479,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Lot going on guys. What's happening?","text_w_direction":"Lot going on guys. What's happening?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47480,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Binghamton branch closed last night and their clients are up for grabs.","text_w_direction":"Binghamton branch closed last night and their clients are up for grabs.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47481,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"That was a fine branch. Things are really bad under Robert California, I guess. It's like a festival of poo.","text_w_direction":"That was a fine branch. Things are really bad under Robert California, I guess. It's like a festival of poo.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47482,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, hey, come on, language.","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey, come on, language.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47483,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, and we're not interested in your sour grapes, okay? Jim, tell him where he can stick his grapes.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, and we're not interested in your sour grapes, okay? Jim, tell him where he can stick his grapes.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47484,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"In the fridge.","text_w_direction":"In the fridge.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47485,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"No, Jim, the butt, in his butt.","text_w_direction":"No, Jim, the butt, in his butt.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47486,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Sorry, man, I can't focus on zingers. There's too many potential clients.","text_w_direction":"Sorry, man, I can't focus on zingers. There's too many potential clients.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47487,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Stanley","text":"You two better watch yourselves.","text_w_direction":"You two better watch yourselves.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47488,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah, the Syracuse branch can't be happy you're taking New York clients.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, the Syracuse branch can't be happy you're taking New York clients.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47489,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Robert","text":"Shh... shh...","text_w_direction":"Shh... shh... [vomits in trash can]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47490,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Robert?","text_w_direction":"Robert?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47491,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Oscar","text":"Why did Binghamton close?","text_w_direction":"Why did Binghamton close?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47492,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Robert","text":"Can everyone just, please... I had a one-man saturnalia last night, in celebration of the finalization of my divorce. I got into a case of Australian reds, and – how should I say this – Columbian whites. What – what is this about, uh, Binghamton?","text_w_direction":"Can everyone just, please... I had a one-man saturnalia last night, in celebration of the finalization of my divorce. I got into a case of Australian reds, and – how should I say this – Columbian whites. What – what is this about, uh, Binghamton?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47493,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Kevin","text":"The branch closed. Forever.","text_w_direction":"The branch closed. Forever.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47494,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Robert","text":"Closing the Binghamton branch never occurred to me before today. Or, I guess, last night. But, in vino veritas as they say, I'm not gonna start doubting my drunken self now.","text_w_direction":"Closing the Binghamton branch never occurred to me before today. Or, I guess, last night. But, in vino veritas as they say, I'm not gonna start doubting my drunken self now.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47495,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Nellie","text":"I got your voicemail. From – from last night.","text_w_direction":"I got your voicemail. From – from last night.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47496,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Robert","text":"Wonderful.","text_w_direction":"Wonderful.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47497,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Nellie","text":"And the answer... is yes, yes, yes, yes, and never.","text_w_direction":"And the answer... is yes, yes, yes, yes, and never. [leaves]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47498,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Robert","text":"Pam, when's the last time you lived so intensely that your brain literally couldn't hold the memories in?","text_w_direction":"Pam, when's the last time you lived so intensely that your brain literally couldn't hold the memories in?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47499,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, it was this summer –","text_w_direction":"Oh, it was this summer –","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47500,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Robert","text":"Apparently, I left a phone message for Nellie last night, and I need you to find out what I said.","text_w_direction":"Apparently, I left a phone message for Nellie last night, and I need you to find out what I said.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47501,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Um, I am a little busy.","text_w_direction":"Um, I am a little busy.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47502,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Robert","text":"Yes, ‘course. Why don't you list the things that would keep you from helping me.","text_w_direction":"Yes, ‘course. Why don't you list the things that would keep you from helping me.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47503,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, I can make you a list.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I can make you a list.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47504,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Robert","text":"Let's do it now. What's number one?","text_w_direction":"Let's do it now. What's number one?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47505,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Why don't I help you now?","text_w_direction":"Why don't I help you now?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47506,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Robert","text":"There we go.","text_w_direction":"There we go.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47507,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47508,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Harry","text":"Who the hell are Jim Halpert and Dwight Schrute?","text_w_direction":"Who the hell are Jim Halpert and Dwight Schrute?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47509,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"Jim, Dwight, what are your last names?","text_w_direction":"Jim, Dwight, what are your last names?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47510,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"And you are...","text_w_direction":"And you are...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47511,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Harry","text":"Harry Jannerone, Dunder Mifflin Syracuse.","text_w_direction":"Harry Jannerone, Dunder Mifflin Syracuse.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47512,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Harry","text":"What the hell's all this?","text_w_direction":"What the hell's all this?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47513,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Uh, cherries jubilee over homemade gelato.","text_w_direction":"Uh, cherries jubilee over homemade gelato.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47514,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Harry","text":"You live well down here in P.A. I want to talk to you guys right now. Oh, and Lloyd Gross too. Which one's that guy?","text_w_direction":"You live well down here in P.A. I want to talk to you guys right now. Oh, and Lloyd Gross too. Which one's that guy?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47515,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"The salesmen have a commission cap, but we figured out a way around it.","text_w_direction":"The salesmen have a commission cap, but we figured out a way around it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47516,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Lloyd Gross is a fictional salesman we invented to – how do I put this – steal from the company. Embezzle. To commit fraud.","text_w_direction":"Lloyd Gross is a fictional salesman we invented to – how do I put this – steal from the company. Embezzle. To commit fraud.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47517,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, it sounds sketchy, but it helps us get more money.","text_w_direction":"Okay, it sounds sketchy, but it helps us get more money.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47518,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47519,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Pam made a drawing of Lloyd. He is a blend of all the salesman.","text_w_direction":"Pam made a drawing of Lloyd. He is a blend of all the salesman. [shows sketch]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47520,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"There he is. That's Lloyd.","text_w_direction":"[pointing at Toby] There he is. That's Lloyd.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47521,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Toby","text":"Me?","text_w_direction":"Me?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47522,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Creed","text":"Yeah, you.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47523,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Harry","text":"Where do you get off crossing state lines?","text_w_direction":"Where do you get off crossing state lines?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47524,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Toby","text":"Now, we're actually a lot closer to Binghamton than you are. Kimosabe.","text_w_direction":"Now, we're actually a lot closer to Binghamton than you are. Kimosabe.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47525,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Toby","text":"I like to think Lloyd Gross is a no-nonsense guy who doesn't back down from anybody. And he calls people \"Kimosabe\".","text_w_direction":"I like to think Lloyd Gross is a no-nonsense guy who doesn't back down from anybody. And he calls people \"Kimosabe\".","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47526,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Harry","text":"They're New York. We're New York. Sate line is the dividing line. That's the way it's always been.","text_w_direction":"They're New York. We're New York. Sate line is the dividing line. That's the way it's always been.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47527,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"There's actually not a rule that says that.","text_w_direction":"There's actually not a rule that says that.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47528,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"That's true.","text_w_direction":"That's true.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47529,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Toby","text":"That's true. There's no rule. You can check the employee handbook. Oh, can I check the employee handbook Lloyd? Well, does it say anything about me choking a man with my bare hands?","text_w_direction":"That's true. There's no rule. You can check the employee handbook. Oh, can I check the employee handbook Lloyd? Well, does it say anything about me choking a man with my bare hands?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47530,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Toby","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47531,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait, no? Are you kidding me? You told me there was a rule. I could've choked so many people by now.","text_w_direction":"Wait, no? Are you kidding me? You told me there was a rule. I could've choked so many people by now.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47532,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Harry","text":"Stay out of my state. It's in your best interest to stay out of my state.","text_w_direction":"Stay out of my state. It's in your best interest to stay out of my state.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47533,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Toby","text":"I've seen guys like you. Big guys who like to push the little guys around. Lloyd Gross eats bullies like you for breakfast.","text_w_direction":"I've seen guys like you. Big guys who like to push the little guys around. Lloyd Gross eats bullies like you for breakfast.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47534,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Harry","text":"Just stay out of New York, Lloyd.","text_w_direction":"Just stay out of New York, Lloyd.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47535,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Toby","text":"Hey, text from the old wife. Gonna take that.","text_w_direction":"Hey, text from the old wife. Gonna take that. [runs outside]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47536,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"How about this? How about we just ask Robert? Can we all agree that maybe the C.E.O should decide this?","text_w_direction":"How about this? How about we just ask Robert? Can we all agree that maybe the C.E.O should decide this?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47537,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Harry","text":"Robert's here. Look at us. Bickering like schoolgirls, looking around the room for things to hit each other with. I don't think we were doing that.","text_w_direction":"Robert's here. Look at us. Bickering like schoolgirls, looking around the room for things to hit each other with. I don't think we were doing that.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47538,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Chair, lamp, plant, table leg, Jim's leg.","text_w_direction":"Chair, lamp, plant, table leg, Jim's leg.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47539,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Robert","text":"Where's the Advil, Jim? I think I've hit my limit on the Tylenol – Oh.","text_w_direction":"Where's the Advil, Jim? I think I've hit my limit on the Tylenol – Oh.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47540,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Sorry, not Jim.","text_w_direction":"[Doing dishes] Sorry, not Jim.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47541,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Robert","text":"Andrew, what do we have to do to get rid of you? Hire you back and send Erin back to Florida?","text_w_direction":"Andrew, what do we have to do to get rid of you? Hire you back and send Erin back to Florida?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47542,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Message received loud and clear. Just have to get the caramelized sugar off the pan before it dries.","text_w_direction":"Message received loud and clear. Just have to get the caramelized sugar off the pan before it dries.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47543,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Robert","text":"Oh, for god –","text_w_direction":"Oh, for god –","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47544,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Harry","text":"Robert California. What a surprise you're here in Scranton.","text_w_direction":"Robert California. What a surprise you're here in Scranton.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47545,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Robert","text":"Harry...","text_w_direction":"Harry...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47546,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Harry","text":"So why would you close Binghamton down without a transition plan in place?","text_w_direction":"So why would you close Binghamton down without a transition plan in place?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47547,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Robert","text":"How do you mean?","text_w_direction":"How do you mean?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47548,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"I forgot, a... a pan, uh –","text_w_direction":"I forgot, a... a pan, uh –","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47549,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Harry","text":"No, no, no, no, no, kid, stay there, do your dishes, go ahead.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no, no, kid, stay there, do your dishes, go ahead.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47550,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Robert","text":"Harry there is a time for every decision, predetermined many years ago. There's no benefit in questioning why this particular decision seems... so poorly timed.","text_w_direction":"Harry there is a time for every decision, predetermined many years ago. There's no benefit in questioning why this particular decision seems... so poorly timed.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47551,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, what are you deciding? We get a say.","text_w_direction":"Okay, what are you deciding? We get a say.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47552,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Harry","text":"Listen, Robert, I don't have time. There's a big client in play. Prestige direct mail solutions –","text_w_direction":"Listen, Robert, I don't have time. There's a big client in play. Prestige direct mail solutions –","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47553,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Don't listen to him.","text_w_direction":"Don't listen to him.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47554,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Harry","text":"Used to be Binghamton's –","text_w_direction":"Used to be Binghamton's –","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47555,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Nope.","text_w_direction":"Nope.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47556,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Harry","text":"I want it, it's mine.","text_w_direction":"I want it, it's mine.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47557,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Prestige is ours. Okay, they're responsible for half of the junk mail on the eastern seaboard. We get them. We already put a call into them, Robert.","text_w_direction":"Prestige is ours. Okay, they're responsible for half of the junk mail on the eastern seaboard. We get them. We already put a call into them, Robert.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47558,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Harry","text":"We need you to make a decision.","text_w_direction":"We need you to make a decision.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47559,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Make a decision.","text_w_direction":"Make a decision.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47560,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Robert","text":"I have decided. Neither of you are to have any contact with either Prestige or any other Binghamton client until I have figured out how to divide things up. As Solomon once said...","text_w_direction":"I have decided. Neither of you are to have any contact with either Prestige or any other Binghamton client until I have figured out how to divide things up. As Solomon once said... [Andy walks out]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47561,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Some bizarre energy in this place today. Robert is going off the rails, making some funky decisions. Like why is nobody gonna call on Prestige? That is a huge client. I mean, they could give their business to the first person to walk in the door. Could be any idiot. Any idiot at all.","text_w_direction":"Some bizarre energy in this place today. Robert is going off the rails, making some funky decisions. Like why is nobody gonna call on Prestige? That is a huge client. [walking to car] I mean, they could give their business to the first person to walk in the door. Could be any idiot. Any idiot at all.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47562,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Robert","text":"Shaping a company is, in a sense, similar to training a geisha. You have to mold not merely the physical form, but also the character. The two must harmonize. Are they still there? They want a decision who gets the big client. Well, they can wait. I'll still be talking about geishas long past their bedtime. You know, I trained as one.","text_w_direction":"Shaping a company is, in a sense, similar to training a geisha. You have to mold not merely the physical form, but also the character. The two must harmonize. Are they still there? [camera pans to right, Harry, Dwight, and Jim watching Robert in conference room] They want a decision who gets the big client. Well, they can wait. I'll still be talking about geishas long past their bedtime. You know, I trained as one.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47563,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Harry","text":"Is it just me or is our boss a freakin' weirdo? I'm gonna get some air.","text_w_direction":"Is it just me or is our boss a freakin' weirdo? [stands up, walks outside] I'm gonna get some air.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47564,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim, you know what would be really dastardly? If we snuck out of here and got to the client first.","text_w_direction":"Jim, you know what would be really dastardly? If we snuck out of here and got to the client first.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47565,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"He's running!","text_w_direction":"[Gets up and looks out Nellie's office window] He's running!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47566,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Damn it!","text_w_direction":"Damn it!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47567,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Damn it.","text_w_direction":"Damn it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47568,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Wha – what is this supposed to be?","text_w_direction":"Wha – what is this supposed to be?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47569,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"It's a monkey.","text_w_direction":"It's a monkey.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47570,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim, great real. This is not a monkey. It's got a hula skirt and a blue nose.","text_w_direction":"Jim, great real. This is not a monkey. It's got a hula skirt and a blue nose.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47571,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Hold on, hold on. Is this him?","text_w_direction":"Hold on, hold on. Is this him?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47572,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47573,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Is that him?","text_w_direction":"Is that him?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47574,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"It's him! Do something! Get out!","text_w_direction":"It's him! Do something! Get out!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47575,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"What? What am I gonna do? I don't –","text_w_direction":"What? What am I gonna do? I don't –","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47576,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Go slash his tires! Go dent his hood. That's it? Oh, that's great. That's like a five second delay.","text_w_direction":"Go slash his tires! Go dent his hood. [Jim opens passenger door] That's it? Oh, that's great. That's like a five second delay.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47577,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight!","text_w_direction":"Dwight!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47578,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Come on, let's go! Does this thing have turbo? Nitrous? Hit the nos.","text_w_direction":"Come on, let's go! Does this thing have turbo? Nitrous? Hit the nos.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47579,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Nos? You mean like in fast and furious?","text_w_direction":"Nos? You mean like in fast and furious?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47580,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47581,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, yeah, definitely have nos.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah, definitely have nos.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47582,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Hit the nos.","text_w_direction":"Hit the nos.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47583,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Are you sure?","text_w_direction":"Are you sure?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47584,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47585,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Brace yourself. 3... 2...","text_w_direction":"Brace yourself. 3... 2...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47586,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Got it. Go.","text_w_direction":"Got it. Go.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47587,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"1. Here we go!","text_w_direction":"1. Here we go! [turns on wipers]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47588,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Hello. Andy Bernard to see the C.E.O.","text_w_direction":"Hello. Andy Bernard to see the C.E.O.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47589,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Receptionist","text":"Oh, do you have an appointment?","text_w_direction":"Oh, do you have an appointment?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47590,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"No, I do not.","text_w_direction":"No, I do not.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47591,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Receptionist","text":"Okay, I think I can squeeze you in.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I think I can squeeze you in.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47592,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Seriously? ‘Cause I could just be anyone. I mean, I thought I was gonna have to convince you.","text_w_direction":"Seriously? ‘Cause I could just be anyone. I mean, I thought I was gonna have to convince you.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47593,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Receptionist","text":"He's really not that busy.","text_w_direction":"He's really not that busy.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47594,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Mr. Ramish","text":"Is there someone here to see me?","text_w_direction":"Is there someone here to see me?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47595,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Receptionist","text":"Yes, this man.","text_w_direction":"Yes, this man.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47596,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Mr. Ramish","text":"Come on in.","text_w_direction":"Come on in. [Andy walks in]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47597,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"So...what do you make of this Robert California guy? I mean, what does a guy like that do on an average weeknight?","text_w_direction":"So...what do you make of this Robert California guy? I mean, what does a guy like that do on an average weeknight?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47598,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh. Oh, I'll tell you what he does.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Oh, I'll tell you what he does.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47599,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Angela","text":"","text_w_direction":"","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47600,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Angela","text":"","text_w_direction":"","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47601,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Angela","text":"","text_w_direction":"","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47602,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Gabe","text":"Did someone say girl talk?","text_w_direction":"Did someone say girl talk?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47603,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Gabe","text":"Sometimes I wonder if I have ovaries in my scrotum, because I am great at girl talk.","text_w_direction":"Sometimes I wonder if I have ovaries in my scrotum, because I am great at girl talk.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47604,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Gabe","text":"Have you guys been watching any good Korean soap operas? I'm pretty deep into Hee-Jungcinderella girl. Although, I definitely fast-forward through the young-Tae storylines.","text_w_direction":"Have you guys been watching any good Korean soap operas? I'm pretty deep into Hee-Jungcinderella girl. Although, I definitely fast-forward through the young-Tae storylines.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47605,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Nellie","text":"Do you think I'd like that, or is it important to have an Asian fetish?","text_w_direction":"Do you think I'd like that, or is it important to have an Asian fetish?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47606,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Gabe","text":"Uh, I think you're gonna need to have an Asian fetish. Yeah. It'll be upsetting if you don't.","text_w_direction":"Uh, I think you're gonna need to have an Asian fetish. Yeah. [chuckles] It'll be upsetting if you don't.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47607,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"I'm a former paper executive. I know the product. I know the margins. I can save you 25% on your costs.","text_w_direction":"I'm a former paper executive. I know the product. I know the margins. I can save you 25% on your costs.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47608,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Mr. Ramish","text":"Why haven't I heard of you? You got any references?","text_w_direction":"Why haven't I heard of you? You got any references?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47609,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"No. I'm a rogue.","text_w_direction":"No. I'm a rogue.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47610,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Mr. Ramish","text":"Uh-huh.","text_w_direction":"Uh-huh.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47611,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Which is the best part. That means you will be my first customer and your business will get 100% of my attention. Now... I have written down my personal phone number. You call this anytime.","text_w_direction":"Which is the best part. That means you will be my first customer and your business will get 100% of my attention. Now... [pulls out business card] I have written down my personal phone number. You call this anytime.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47612,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Mr. Ramish","text":"Every salesman I've ever met has given me his personal phone number.","text_w_direction":"Every salesman I've ever met has given me his personal phone number.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47613,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Of course they have. Which is why I'm giving you a key to my house. Whatever you need – anytime, night or day – you just stop on by.","text_w_direction":"Of course they have. Which is why I'm giving you a key to my house. [gives key to C.E.O] Whatever you need – anytime, night or day – you just stop on by.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47614,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Mr. Ramish","text":"You want me to drive to your house if I need paper.","text_w_direction":"You want me to drive to your house if I need paper.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47615,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Maybe you just want someone to talk to. Maybe... you need a place to crash for a couple of days. My wireless password is eat pray love. Easy to remember.","text_w_direction":"Maybe you just want someone to talk to. Maybe... you need a place to crash for a couple of days. My wireless password is eat pray love. Easy to remember.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47616,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Ready? Go! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.","text_w_direction":"Ready? Go! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. [takes off belt, ties doors together]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47617,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Ahhh!","text_w_direction":"[Running] Ahhh! [Slides into elevator]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47618,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"You all right?","text_w_direction":"You all right?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47619,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah. Oh.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. [Doors about to close, hand stops them] Oh.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47620,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Ah!","text_w_direction":"Ah! [Harry walks in]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47621,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight, what are you doing?","text_w_direction":"[Dwight pushes button for floor two] Dwight, what are you doing?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47622,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Go, go! Take the stairs! Now!","text_w_direction":"Go, go! Take the stairs! Now!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47623,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"What are you talking about?","text_w_direction":"What are you talking about?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47624,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Just run! Take the stairs!","text_w_direction":"Just run! Take the stairs!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47625,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"I don't even know where the stairs are!","text_w_direction":"I don't even know where the stairs are!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47626,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"I'll stall him. Go!","text_w_direction":"I'll stall him. Go!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47627,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"God!","text_w_direction":"God!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47628,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Harry","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"[Dwight jumping] What are you doing?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47629,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm gonna activate the seismic failsafe. We'll be stuck between floors for hours. Oh. My pants fell down.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna activate the seismic failsafe. We'll be stuck between floors for hours. [pants fall down] Oh. [Jim runs in] My pants fell down.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47630,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47631,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"My pants fell down! I don't have a belt!","text_w_direction":"My pants fell down! I don't have a belt!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47632,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Hello, sir. Good day. Dwight K. Schrute. Dunder Mifflin, Scranton. Forgive my pants, they fell down. An appointment with Mr. Ramish, please. Right now is fine. No, no, no, I was here first. Dwight K. Schrute. Dunder Mifflin, Scranton.","text_w_direction":"[walks into lobby] Hello, sir. Good day. Dwight K. Schrute. Dunder Mifflin, Scranton. Forgive my pants, they fell down. An appointment with Mr. Ramish, please. Right now is fine. No, no, no, I was here first. Dwight K. Schrute. Dunder Mifflin, Scranton.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47633,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Mr. Ramish","text":"What's going on?","text_w_direction":"What's going on?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47634,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Well –","text_w_direction":"Well –","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47635,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Harry","text":"Mr. Ramish, Harry Jannerone. Dunder Mifflin, Syracuse –","text_w_direction":"Mr. Ramish, Harry Jannerone. Dunder Mifflin, Syracuse –","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47636,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"I was here first.","text_w_direction":"I was here first.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47637,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Mr. Ramish","text":"Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, okay.","text_w_direction":"Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, okay.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47638,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"I already made an appointment... with your secretary.","text_w_direction":"I already made an appointment... with your secretary.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47639,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Mr. Ramish","text":"Let me stop you all right here. I've already picked a new paper supplier.","text_w_direction":"Let me stop you all right here. I've already picked a new paper supplier.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47640,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait, it's not D.M Utica, is it?","text_w_direction":"Wait, it's not D.M Utica, is it?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47641,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Mr. Ramish","text":"No, no, it's not Dunder Mifflin at all actually. It's... Big Red Paper Company.","text_w_direction":"No, no, it's not Dunder Mifflin at all actually. It's... Big Red Paper Company.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47642,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Big Red Paper Company?","text_w_direction":"Big Red Paper Company?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47643,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Mr. Ramish","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47644,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Yes, yes, yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes, yes, yes!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47645,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Harry","text":"Give me a cup of coffee.","text_w_direction":"Give me a cup of coffee.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47646,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Me too. Or do you also have a monopoly on thirst?","text_w_direction":"Me too. Or do you also have a monopoly on thirst?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47647,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"All right, guys. It didn't work out for any of us, so... we're still on the same team. Let me get these.","text_w_direction":"All right, guys. It didn't work out for any of us, so... we're still on the same team. Let me get these.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47648,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"No. Let him get his own. It's Syracuse money.","text_w_direction":"No. Let him get his own. It's Syracuse money.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47649,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Harry","text":"You know, your partner's got a lotta attitude. But I like that. How long you guys been dating?","text_w_direction":"You know, your partner's got a lotta attitude. But I like that. How long you guys been dating?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47650,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim couldn't land me in a thousand years.","text_w_direction":"Jim couldn't land me in a thousand years.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47651,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"But you're saying there's a chance.","text_w_direction":"But you're saying there's a chance.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47652,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"Shut up.","text_w_direction":"Shut up.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47653,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"[Walks into conference room] Hey.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47654,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Robert","text":"Hmm.","text_w_direction":"Hmm.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47655,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"I stole Nellie's phone.","text_w_direction":"I stole Nellie's phone.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47656,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Robert","text":"Excellent. Excellent. Though troubling that your first instinct is thievery.","text_w_direction":"Excellent. Excellent. Though troubling that your first instinct is thievery.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47657,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"What do you want from me?","text_w_direction":"What do you want from me?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47658,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Robert","text":"Now we get to the bottom of Nellie's \"yes, yes, yes, yes, never.\"","text_w_direction":"Now we get to the bottom of Nellie's \"yes, yes, yes, yes, never.\"","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47659,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phone","text":"Hi, Nell, it's mom. Do keep your chin up. It can't be as bad as you described.","text_w_direction":"Hi, Nell, it's mom. Do keep your chin up. It can't be as bad as you described.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47660,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Robert","text":"Oh yes it can.","text_w_direction":"Oh yes it can.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47661,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phone","text":"This is MasterCard. You are over the limit. Send the minimum payment of $448 by Monday, or we will be forced to send it to collections.","text_w_direction":"This is MasterCard. You are over the limit. Send the minimum payment of $448 by Monday, or we will be forced to send it to collections.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47662,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Robert","text":"Shopaholic.","text_w_direction":"Shopaholic.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47663,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Sounds like it.","text_w_direction":"Sounds like it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47664,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Robert","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47665,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phone","text":"Hi, sis. Is your boss still hitting on you?","text_w_direction":"Hi, sis. Is your boss still hitting on you?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47666,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Robert","text":"Ah.","text_w_direction":"Ah.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47667,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Phone","text":"This is Annie from second nests. I'm sorry, but the Romanian orphanage felt more comfortable with a two-person nuclear family than a single mother, so, we're gonna hold out for that.","text_w_direction":"This is Annie from second nests. I'm sorry, but the Romanian orphanage felt more comfortable with a two-person nuclear family than a single mother, so, we're gonna hold out for that.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47668,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, that's enough.","text_w_direction":"Okay, that's enough. [grabs phone]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47669,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Robert","text":"Pam, we need to get to the bottom of this.","text_w_direction":"Pam, we need to get to the bottom of this.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47670,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"No, no, no!","text_w_direction":"No, no, no!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47671,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Robert","text":"No, come on.","text_w_direction":"No, come on.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47672,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Robert! Okay, oops! I deleted them all. They're all deleted.","text_w_direction":"Robert! Okay, oops! I deleted them all. They're all deleted.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47673,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Robert","text":"Pam, Pam, you've completely bungled this!","text_w_direction":"Pam, Pam, you've completely bungled this!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47674,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Ah. Ahh.","text_w_direction":"Ah. Ahh. [walks out]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47675,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47676,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Nellie","text":"Can I do it, Pam? Can I put off a gold Arabian sandal?","text_w_direction":"Can I do it, Pam? Can I put off a gold Arabian sandal?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47677,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Um... yes. Definitely. With your hair –","text_w_direction":"Um... yes. Definitely. With your hair –","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47678,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47679,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Certainly. Um... you dropped your cell phone.","text_w_direction":"Certainly. Um... you dropped your cell phone.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47680,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, gosh.","text_w_direction":"Oh, gosh.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47681,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47682,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Nellie","text":"Thank you. I'm... so stupid.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. I'm... so stupid.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47683,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"No. My goodness. You have a lot going on. With Robert and everything.","text_w_direction":"No. My goodness. You have a lot going on. With Robert and everything.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47684,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, god, Pam. Don't get me started.","text_w_direction":"Oh, god, Pam. Don't get me started.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47685,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"No, I will not.","text_w_direction":"No, I will not.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47686,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Nellie","text":"You've just got me started. Robert... is... a filthy beast. I mean, don't you get the feeling, he's just thinking of fifteen different ways to do you?","text_w_direction":"You've just got me started. Robert... is... a filthy beast. I mean, don't you get the feeling, he's just thinking of fifteen different ways to do you?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47687,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"Well –","text_w_direction":"Well –","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47688,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Nellie","text":"I mean, the man talks of nothing but s*x.","text_w_direction":"I mean, the man talks of nothing but s*x.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47689,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"But sometimes he talks about flesh... and bacchanals.","text_w_direction":"But sometimes he talks about flesh... and bacchanals.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47690,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Nellie","text":"I cannot even tell you what he left on my phone last night.","text_w_direction":"I cannot even tell you what he left on my phone last night.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47691,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Pam","text":"No... don't. Just put it out of your mind.","text_w_direction":"No... don't. Just put it out of your mind.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47692,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Nellie","text":"Pam, what is your address? I'm gonna send you a pair of these gold harem shoes. Oh, no. You don't –","text_w_direction":"Pam, what is your address? I'm gonna send you a pair of these gold harem shoes. Oh, no. You don't –","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47693,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh yes. Come on, a little gold Arabian slipper.","text_w_direction":"Oh yes. Come on, a little gold Arabian slipper.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47694,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Nellie","text":"Things are looking up. I might be a mother soon. I have MasterCard right where I want them. And... I have a new friend. A friend. At work.","text_w_direction":"Things are looking up. I might be a mother soon. I have MasterCard right where I want them. And... I have a new friend. A friend. At work.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47695,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Robert","text":"Erin.","text_w_direction":"[Erin opens door] Erin.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47696,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"There's a call for you on line one.","text_w_direction":"There's a call for you on line one.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47697,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Robert","text":"Who is it?","text_w_direction":"Who is it?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47698,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Erin","text":"He says salvation. No last name.","text_w_direction":"He says salvation. No last name.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47699,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Robert","text":"Yeah, hello?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, hello?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47700,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"You once put me on a list of the losers in the office. Well, this loser just got your biggest client to give him all their business. So hire me back, that business is yours. Don't, and I will find another buyer.","text_w_direction":"[in car] You once put me on a list of the losers in the office. Well, this loser just got your biggest client to give him all their business. So hire me back, that business is yours. Don't, and I will find another buyer.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47701,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Robert","text":"You're blackmailing me.","text_w_direction":"You're blackmailing me.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47702,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"It's just business.","text_w_direction":"It's just business.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47703,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Robert","text":"Ah, well, I will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante. You wanna start a street fight with me, bring it on. You're gonna be surprised by how ugly it gets. You don't even know my real name. I'm the *bleep* lizard king.","text_w_direction":"Ah, well, I will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante. You wanna start a street fight with me, bring it on. You're gonna be surprised by how ugly it gets. You don't even know my real name. I'm the *bleep* lizard king. [disconnects]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47704,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Whoa. Well I gave him a chance.","text_w_direction":"Whoa. Well I gave him a chance. [gets out of car, walks to house]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47705,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"David","text":"Andy Bernard.","text_w_direction":"[opens door] Andy Bernard.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47706,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"You got a minute?","text_w_direction":"You got a minute?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47707,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"David","text":"Um... I'm in the middle of a piano lesson.","text_w_direction":"Um... I'm in the middle of a piano lesson.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47708,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"I wanted to see if I could interest you in an investment. Dunder Mifflin.","text_w_direction":"I wanted to see if I could interest you in an investment. Dunder Mifflin.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47709,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"David","text":"Dunder Mifflin. Now... why would I want that? It's worth half of what it was three years ago.","text_w_direction":"Dunder Mifflin. [closes door] Now... why would I want that? It's worth half of what it was three years ago.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47710,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Andy","text":"Exactly. And you know better than anyone that with the right management it could be worth twice what you would pay for it today.","text_w_direction":"Exactly. And you know better than anyone that with the right management it could be worth twice what you would pay for it today.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47711,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"David","text":"Why don't you come in?","text_w_direction":"Why don't you come in? [Andy walks in, closes door]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47712,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Harry","text":"So what would you do if you weren't selling paper?","text_w_direction":"So what would you do if you weren't selling paper?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47713,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, man, I'd have to sell beets. Probably submit them for competitions.","text_w_direction":"Oh, man, I'd have to sell beets. Probably submit them for competitions.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47714,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47715,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah! I know it sounds stupid, but nationals has always kinda been a dream of mine.","text_w_direction":"Yeah! I know it sounds stupid, but nationals has always kinda been a dream of mine.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47716,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Dwight","text":"How have we never talked about this before? Wait. You don't even care about nationals.","text_w_direction":"How have we never talked about this before? Wait. You don't even care about nationals.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47717,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Harry","text":"Nothing?","text_w_direction":"Nothing?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47718,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"I don't know. I've always wanted to own a bike shop, but what about you?","text_w_direction":"I don't know. I've always wanted to own a bike shop, but what about you?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47719,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Harry","text":"I'd like to sell one big thing, you know? Like... a plane. One sale, I'm out.","text_w_direction":"I'd like to sell one big thing, you know? Like... a plane. One sale, I'm out.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47720,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Jim","text":"That sounds lovely.","text_w_direction":"That sounds lovely.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47721,"season":8,"episode":23,"episode_name":"Turf War","director":"Daniel Chun","writer":"Warren Lieberstein;Halsted Sullivan","character":"Harry","text":"Anyway, Robert's gonna run this company into the ground, so... We won't be doing this in six months.","text_w_direction":"Anyway, Robert's gonna run this company into the ground, so... We won't be doing this in six months.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1393,"air_date":"2012-05-03"}
{"index":47722,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"Hello. My name's Oscar. I'm an accountant in Scranton, Pennsylvania and I'm gay. And I'm here to tell you that yes- it does get better. When I was younger, um-","text_w_direction":"[to webcam] Hello. My name's Oscar. I'm an accountant in Scranton, Pennsylvania and I'm gay. And I'm here to tell you that yes- it does get better. When I was younger, um-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47723,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"What's he doing?","text_w_direction":"What's he doing?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47724,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"He's searching out younger gays.","text_w_direction":"He's searching out younger gays.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47725,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47726,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"No, it's just a way to tell young people, no matter how hard it gets for them, there's a brighter future ahead.","text_w_direction":"No, it's just a way to tell young people, no matter how hard it gets for them, there's a brighter future ahead.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47727,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"...with you.","text_w_direction":"...with you. [chuckles]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47728,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"No matter how hard it gets for you, eh- Kelly, seriously, I-","text_w_direction":"No matter how hard it gets for you, eh- Kelly, seriously, I-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47729,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"Just keep chatting. I'm just checking my makeup in your webcam.","text_w_direction":"Just keep chatting. I'm just checking my makeup in your webcam.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47730,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"Do you not own a mirror?","text_w_direction":"Do you not own a mirror?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47731,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"Webcams make me look the way I do in my fantasies.","text_w_direction":"Webcams make me look the way I do in my fantasies.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47732,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I know, right? What is it? You always look so good in those things.","text_w_direction":"I know, right? What is it? You always look so good in those things.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47733,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"I'm throwing out all my mirrors.","text_w_direction":"I'm throwing out all my mirrors.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47734,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"Okay, as you can see, I now have a cool job at a dynamic workplace. Being gay is a celebration of life, it's a simple-","text_w_direction":"Okay, as you can see, I now have a cool job at a dynamic workplace. Being gay is a celebration of life, it's a simple-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47735,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"No, I'm sorry, I just can't sit idly by and have the gay youth of America misled by some reductionist-","text_w_direction":"No, I'm sorry, I just can't sit idly by and have the gay youth of America misled by some reductionist-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47736,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"It's not misleading.","text_w_direction":"It's not misleading.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47737,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"-pep talk. Sexuality is a spectrum. It's a paradox to think of any sexual activity as \"normal.\" It gets better but it also gets vastly more complicated.","text_w_direction":"-pep talk. Sexuality is a spectrum. It's a paradox to think of any sexual activity as \"normal.\" It gets better but it also gets vastly more complicated.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47738,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Hey, Robert, that guy, he looks just like you. Ooh!","text_w_direction":"Hey, Robert, that guy, he looks just like you. [Robert backs into Kevin's nose] Ooh! [whimpers]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47739,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"Ow! Damn it, Kevin! God!","text_w_direction":"Ow! Damn it, Kevin! God!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47740,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"You okay, Robert?","text_w_direction":"You okay, Robert?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47741,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"Fine.","text_w_direction":"Fine.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47742,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Put some ice on it.","text_w_direction":"Put some ice on it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47743,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"In any case, it gets better. Maybe- maybe not much better... but better.","text_w_direction":"In any case, it gets better. [Kevin cries] Maybe- maybe not much better... but better.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47744,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Sasha","text":"One, two, three!","text_w_direction":"One, two, three!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47745,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"I wanted to give a nice gift to the tenants in the building. At first I thought, \"muffin basket.\" Then I thought, \"What's even more precious to people than muffins?\"","text_w_direction":"I wanted to give a nice gift to the tenants in the building. At first I thought, \"muffin basket.\" Then I thought, \"What's even more precious to people than muffins?\"","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47746,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jake","text":"Can you just smile, please?","text_w_direction":"Can you just smile, please?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47747,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Meredith","text":"I don't want to!","text_w_direction":"I don't want to!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47748,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"...their own children.","text_w_direction":"...their own children.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47749,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey everybody, just a few hours left for the free family portrait studio. Darryl. We'd love to see little Jada come by. Angela? Why don't you bring by your little angel?","text_w_direction":"Hey everybody, just a few hours left for the free family portrait studio. Darryl. We'd love to see little Jada come by. Angela? Why don't you bring by your little angel?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47750,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"No thank you.","text_w_direction":"No thank you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47751,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim, you've got those two cute kids. We sure would love to see them.","text_w_direction":"Jim, you've got those two cute kids. We sure would love to see them.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47752,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"I know why you're doing this, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"I know why you're doing this, Dwight.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47753,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Last week, I may have gone too far. I'll explain it quickly. Basically, I found out where he gets his clothes dry-cleaned. Custom ordered the same suit, made with tear-away Velcro. And... you can fill in the rest.","text_w_direction":"Last week, I may have gone too far. I'll explain it quickly. Basically, I found out where he gets his clothes dry-cleaned. Custom ordered the same suit, made with tear-away Velcro. And... you can fill in the rest.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47754,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Wha-? Damn it, Jim!","text_w_direction":"[Jim rips off his clothes] Wha-? [Stanley laughs] Damn it, Jim!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47755,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Now he's trying to get me to bring my children in to work. I think it's fair to be cautious.","text_w_direction":"Now he's trying to get me to bring my children in to work. I think it's fair to be cautious.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47756,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Let me get this straight. You lost all of it. All your winnings. A hundred and fifty thousand dollars.","text_w_direction":"Let me get this straight. You lost all of it. All your winnings. A hundred and fifty thousand dollars.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47757,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Hide","text":"Bad economy. Bad investment.","text_w_direction":"Bad economy. Bad investment.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47758,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"You mean to tell me no one wanted an energy drink for Asian homosexuals?","text_w_direction":"You mean to tell me no one wanted an energy drink for Asian homosexuals?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47759,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Calvin","text":"They did not.","text_w_direction":"They did not.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47760,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"And you got half a million of these? Well I gotta try it.","text_w_direction":"And you got half a million of these? Well I gotta try it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47761,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Calvin","text":"I wouldn't.","text_w_direction":"I wouldn't.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47762,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Aw, come on. What's the harm? Mmm. What flavor was that?","text_w_direction":"Aw, come on. What's the harm? [makes face] Mmm. What flavor was that?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47763,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Hide","text":"Coconut pen1s.","text_w_direction":"Coconut pen1s.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47764,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"The coconut's pretty subtle.","text_w_direction":"The coconut's pretty subtle.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47765,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Calvin","text":"Come on, man. Can't you just give us a yes or a no?","text_w_direction":"Come on, man. Can't you just give us a yes or a no?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47766,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"I don't know, man. Y'all quit with a lot of confidence. I mean, it was like, y'all came up in here dancing and everybody was- ooh, hold on a second. Oh.","text_w_direction":"I don't know, man. Y'all quit with a lot of confidence. I mean, it was like, y'all came up in here dancing and everybody was- [sees Val] ooh, hold on a second. [sees Brandon] Oh.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47767,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"If I were Val, I would break up with Brandon. Then I would date the hell out of me. I wouldn't give in to me too fast, let me buy myself some nice dinners and such. But when I finally did give in, I would go crazy on myself.","text_w_direction":"If I were Val, I would break up with Brandon. Then I would date the hell out of me. I wouldn't give in to me too fast, let me buy myself some nice dinners and such. But when I finally did give in, I would go crazy on myself.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47768,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Hi guys.","text_w_direction":"[wearing janitor outfit] Hi guys.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47769,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"How's it going, man?","text_w_direction":"How's it going, man?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47770,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"I'm- I'm good, thank you. And how are you?","text_w_direction":"[whimpering] I'm- I'm good, thank you. And how are you?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47771,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Great, yeah, good.","text_w_direction":"Great, yeah, good.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47772,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Gabe","text":"Oh, how the mediocre have fallen.","text_w_direction":"Oh, how the mediocre have fallen.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47773,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh God.","text_w_direction":"Oh God.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47774,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Look, I'm not here to get my old job back. I had my opportunity, I blew it, I'm moving on. I just wanted to come in here and literally beg you for something, anything. I will sweep the floors, water the plants...","text_w_direction":"Look, I'm not here to get my old job back. I had my opportunity, I blew it, I'm moving on. I just wanted to come in here and literally beg you for something, anything. I will sweep the floors, water the plants...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47775,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Nellie","text":"No, you don't understand-","text_w_direction":"No, you don't understand-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47776,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Clean the toilets.","text_w_direction":"Clean the toilets.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47777,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Nellie","text":"I don't need anyone to-","text_w_direction":"I don't need anyone to-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47778,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Pull the poop out of the toilets.","text_w_direction":"Pull the poop out of the toilets.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47779,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Nellie","text":"That's not even a thing.","text_w_direction":"That's not even a thing.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47780,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Just, please...","text_w_direction":"Just, please...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47781,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Nellie","text":"Andy.","text_w_direction":"Andy.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47782,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Please!","text_w_direction":"Please!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47783,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Nellie","text":"Andy.","text_w_direction":"Andy.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47784,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Give me something!","text_w_direction":"Give me something!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47785,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Nellie","text":"Why don't you clean the carpets for today?","text_w_direction":"Why don't you clean the carpets for today?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47786,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47787,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Nellie","text":"You're welcome. Up you get then. Pick yourself up. There it is.","text_w_direction":"You're welcome. Up you get then. Pick yourself up. There it is.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47788,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47789,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Nellie","text":"You don't need to-","text_w_direction":"You don't need to-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47790,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"I have a delicious secret.","text_w_direction":"I have a delicious secret.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47791,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Creed","text":"Good, good. This carpet's overdue for a good mopping.","text_w_direction":"Good, good. This carpet's overdue for a good mopping.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47792,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Is a mop the most efficient tool to use on a carpet?","text_w_direction":"Is a mop the most efficient tool to use on a carpet?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47793,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, it is actually.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it is actually.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47794,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Mmm, I can't hold it in any longer. Um, I am faking this, okay? Because I convinced David Wallace to buy Dunder Mifflin back from Sabre. And at three o'clock today he's gonna walk in here and reinstate me as manager.","text_w_direction":"Mmm, I can't hold it in any longer. Um, I am faking this, okay? Because I convinced David Wallace to buy Dunder Mifflin back from Sabre. And at three o'clock today he's gonna walk in here and reinstate me as manager.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47795,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Family picture!","text_w_direction":"[enters with the kids] Family picture!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47796,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Pam? No!","text_w_direction":"Pam? No!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47797,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"What? Honey, we talked about this.","text_w_direction":"What? Honey, we talked about this.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47798,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"No, we talked about not bringing them in to Dwight's photo studio slash trap.","text_w_direction":"No, we talked about not bringing them in to Dwight's photo studio slash trap.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47799,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Yes, and then we decided that was crazy.","text_w_direction":"Yes, and then we decided that was crazy.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47800,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"No, we decided it was crazy not to worry about it.","text_w_direction":"No, we decided it was crazy not to worry about it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47801,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"No, we settled in a much more rational place, remember?","text_w_direction":"No, we settled in a much more rational place, remember?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47802,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Nope.","text_w_direction":"Nope.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47803,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"We decided that there's no way Dwight would harm a child.","text_w_direction":"We decided that there's no way Dwight would harm a child.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47804,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"But are you a hundred percent sure? I don't think any of us are.","text_w_direction":"But are you a hundred percent sure? I don't think any of us are.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47805,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"No, no.","text_w_direction":"No, no.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
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{"index":47808,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"That's-","text_w_direction":"That's-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47809,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47810,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"That's-","text_w_direction":"That's-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47811,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"And we'll make sure Dwight doesn't do anything C-R-A-Z-Y.","text_w_direction":"And we'll make sure Dwight doesn't do anything C-R-A-Z-Y.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47812,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47813,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Wait, C-R-A-Z...","text_w_direction":"Wait, C-R-A-Z...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47814,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Great, right up there.","text_w_direction":"Great, right up there.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47815,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47816,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. You just sit right here. Here we go.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. You just sit right here. Here we go.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47817,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47818,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Alright. Why don't you just-","text_w_direction":"Alright. Why don't you just-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47819,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, great. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Oh, great. Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47820,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"-give him to me and... perfect.","text_w_direction":"-give him to me and... perfect.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47821,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47822,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"This is great.","text_w_direction":"This is great.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47823,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"You ready?","text_w_direction":"You ready?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47824,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Excuse me.","text_w_direction":"Excuse me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47825,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"There we go.","text_w_direction":"There we go.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47826,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Just do it.","text_w_direction":"Just do it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47827,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"I'll just stand here?","text_w_direction":"I'll just stand here?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47828,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, just keep your eye on Dwight, great.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, just keep your eye on Dwight, great.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47829,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Photographer","text":"Sir, could you look into the camera?","text_w_direction":"Sir, could you look into the camera?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47830,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Let's do it, shoot it.","text_w_direction":"Let's do it, shoot it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47831,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Photographer","text":"Sir.","text_w_direction":"Sir.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47832,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47833,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Up here.","text_w_direction":"Up here. [whistles]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47834,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47835,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim, right here, right here. Okay, good.","text_w_direction":"Jim, right here, right here. [snaps fingers] Okay, good.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47836,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, so that's it?","text_w_direction":"Oh, so that's it?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47837,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"That's it.","text_w_direction":"That's it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47838,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"See? That wasn't so hard.","text_w_direction":"See? That wasn't so hard.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47839,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Cute kids, thanks for coming.","text_w_direction":"Cute kids, thanks for coming.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47840,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Senator Lipton","text":"Hello, Erin. Hello, everybody.","text_w_direction":"Hello, Erin. Hello, everybody.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47841,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Uh, what? Why? Uh, hi honey. What- how are you doing?","text_w_direction":"Uh, what? Why? Uh, hi honey. What- how are you doing?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47842,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Senator Lipton","text":"Hi, you know, my office got a call that they were shooting family portraits right here. And if there's one thing that every politician instinctively understands, it's a good photo op.","text_w_direction":"Hi, you know, my office got a call that they were shooting family portraits right here. And if there's one thing that every politician instinctively understands, it's a good photo op.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47843,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47844,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Heh.","text_w_direction":"Heh.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47845,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Erin","text":"Okay, you're going to go through the hallway. Here's a map. And if you get lost, just follow the blue line.","text_w_direction":"Okay, you're going to go through the hallway. Here's a map. And if you get lost, just follow the blue line. [points to line on floor]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47846,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Senator Lipton","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47847,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, well, well. Senator Lipton, welcome. Angela.","text_w_direction":"Well, well, well. Senator Lipton, welcome. Angela.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47848,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Dwight.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47849,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Nice to see you. May I hold him?","text_w_direction":"Nice to see you. May I hold him?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47850,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Senator Lipton","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47851,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"No. I am going to hold him because I haven't seen him all day.","text_w_direction":"No. I am going to hold him because I haven't seen him all day.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47852,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"I think that Dwight is doing this whole thing to, um, get a sample of my baby's DNA to prove he's the father. Which... is impossible... because the senator is the only man I've ever been with.","text_w_direction":"I think that Dwight is doing this whole thing to, um, get a sample of my baby's DNA to prove he's the father. Which... is impossible... because the senator is the only man I've ever been with.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47853,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"See the duckie!","text_w_direction":"[Phillip cries] See the duckie!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47854,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, hold on for a second, folks. A few of the baby's hairs are out of place.","text_w_direction":"Okay, hold on for a second, folks. A few of the baby's hairs are out of place.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47855,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Senator Lipton","text":"Oh, thank you.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thank you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47856,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"No. No. I like the baby's hair the way it is.","text_w_direction":"[slaps Dwight's hand away] No. No. I like the baby's hair the way it is.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47857,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47858,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"This is getting more and more delicious by the minute. It's go time.","text_w_direction":"This is getting more and more delicious by the minute. [gargles alcohol, chokes, coughs] It's go time.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47859,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Hey Nellie, I made soup - I made you some soup.","text_w_direction":"Hey Nellie, I made soup - I made you some soup.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47860,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Nellie","text":"Well, I don't want any soup.","text_w_direction":"Well, I don't want any soup.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47861,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"But it's really good- Oh!","text_w_direction":"But it's really good- [drops soup] Oh!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47862,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh come on, Andy!","text_w_direction":"Oh come on, Andy!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47863,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Erin","text":"I know this is going to be a great payoff.","text_w_direction":"I know this is going to be a great payoff.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47864,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"A delicious moment.","text_w_direction":"A delicious moment.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47865,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Erin","text":"But after you're manager, some of these images are going to be hard to shake.","text_w_direction":"But after you're manager, some of these images are going to be hard to shake.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47866,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Well, but it-","text_w_direction":"Well, but it-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47867,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Erin","text":"Just calibrate. Okay? Calibrate.","text_w_direction":"Just calibrate. Okay? Calibrate.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47868,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, here we go. Oh, you know what? I don't want to throw a wrench in the works, but I want everything to be perfect and the baby's fingernails are just bothering me-","text_w_direction":"Okay, here we go. Oh, you know what? I don't want to throw a wrench in the works, but I want everything to be perfect and the baby's fingernails are just bothering me-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47869,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Uh-uh, leave us alone.","text_w_direction":"Uh-uh, leave us alone.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47870,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Senator Lipton","text":"I guess we're okay with the fingernails.","text_w_direction":"I guess we're okay with the fingernails.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47871,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, great. Suit yourself. Although, are those excess skin cells on the baby's cheek distracting to you as well?","text_w_direction":"Okay, great. Suit yourself. Although, are those excess skin cells on the baby's cheek distracting to you as well?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47872,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Dwight, we're fine!","text_w_direction":"Dwight, we're fine!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47873,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Senator Lipton","text":"Oopsie, did somebody make a boopsie?","text_w_direction":"Oopsie, did somebody make a boopsie?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47874,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Oh no.","text_w_direction":"Oh no. [laughs]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47875,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Senator Lipton","text":"I'm just gonna take him out and change him just for a second.","text_w_direction":"I'm just gonna take him out and change him just for a second.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47876,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"He defecated, aw.","text_w_direction":"He defecated, aw.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47877,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Senator Lipton","text":"You're stinky.","text_w_direction":"You're stinky.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47878,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"A lot has changed since y'all left, okay? You're gonna have to jump through some hoops. And the new foreman is here. Now she's one of the best we've ever known, okay? So I need you to show her your upmost respect. Make sure she feels welcome and at home, okay? Can you do that?","text_w_direction":"A lot has changed since y'all left, okay? You're gonna have to jump through some hoops. And the new foreman is here. Now she's one of the best we've ever known, okay? So I need you to show her your upmost respect. Make sure she feels welcome and at home, okay? Can you do that?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47879,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Brandon","text":"That's some pretty blatant complementing you're doing there, man. I don't even talk to her like that.","text_w_direction":"That's some pretty blatant complementing you're doing there, man. I don't even talk to her like that.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47880,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Val","text":"Uh, Brandon?","text_w_direction":"Uh, Brandon?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47881,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"I would.","text_w_direction":"I would.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47882,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Brandon","text":"You would?","text_w_direction":"You would?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47883,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47884,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Brandon","text":"Sounds like you're trying to hit on my girlfriend.","text_w_direction":"Sounds like you're trying to hit on my girlfriend.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47885,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Val","text":"Calm down, he's not.","text_w_direction":"Calm down, he's not.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47886,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Yes, I am. Just so everyone's on the same page.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I am. Just so everyone's on the same page.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47887,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Brandon","text":"So you really think she's gonna leave a guy who owns his own restaurant for a dude who ate his own restaurant?","text_w_direction":"[scoffs] So you really think she's gonna leave a guy who owns his own restaurant for a dude who ate his own restaurant?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47888,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Val","text":"Brandon!","text_w_direction":"Brandon!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47889,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Good slam.","text_w_direction":"Good slam.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47890,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Brandon","text":"Thank you, Biggie.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, Biggie.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47891,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Good luck to you.","text_w_direction":"Good luck to you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47892,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Brandon","text":"Oh, and have a burger for me.","text_w_direction":"Oh, and have a burger for me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47893,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Senator Lipton","text":"Okay, shall we take a few more?","text_w_direction":"Okay, shall we take a few more?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47894,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"I think we have all the shots we need. Thank you, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"I think we have all the shots we need. Thank you, Dwight.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47895,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Senator Lipton","text":"Okay. There we go.","text_w_direction":"Okay. There we go.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47896,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"No! Dwight! Give me the diaper! Dwight!","text_w_direction":"No! Dwight! Give me the diaper! Dwight!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47897,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Is this what you were looking for? Huh? Huh?","text_w_direction":"Is this what you were looking for? Huh? Huh?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47898,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Andy, we wanted to talk to you. A lot of us are very concerned about you.","text_w_direction":"Andy, we wanted to talk to you. A lot of us are very concerned about you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47899,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Nellie","text":"You're dirty, you stink of booze, you're limping inexplicably.","text_w_direction":"You're dirty, you stink of booze, you're limping inexplicably.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47900,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"I just want you guys not to worry. 'Cause old Andy's gonna be just fine.","text_w_direction":"I just want you guys not to worry. 'Cause old Andy's gonna be just fine.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47901,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"No, no, see? This is what we're talking about. I mean, what was that accent? And last time I checked, you were drunk and now you're not drunk...","text_w_direction":"No, no, see? This is what we're talking about. I mean, what was that accent? And last time I checked, you were drunk and now you're not drunk...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47902,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Erin","text":"No, unfortunately it's true. He's been a nightmare. And the worst part is, he's been taking it out on me.","text_w_direction":"No, unfortunately it's true. He's been a nightmare. And the worst part is, he's been taking it out on me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47903,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Nellie","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47904,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"You hit her?","text_w_direction":"You hit her?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47905,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"No. That is not the deal. Calibrate.","text_w_direction":"No. That is not the deal. Calibrate.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47906,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Erin","text":"He's not hitting me. But, he's been verbally abusing me-","text_w_direction":"He's not hitting me. But, he's been verbally abusing me-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47907,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"That's not true either! That's also total- Everyone, please relax. I think you're gonna like this surprise guest.","text_w_direction":"That's not true either! That's also total- Everyone, please relax. I think you're gonna like this surprise guest.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47908,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Gabe","text":"Happy birthday to Gabe!","text_w_direction":"[enters] Happy birthday to Gabe!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47909,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, get out, skeleton man!","text_w_direction":"Oh, get out, skeleton man!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47910,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"I can refer you to someone to talk to.","text_w_direction":"I can refer you to someone to talk to.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47911,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Huh? Hold on.","text_w_direction":"[his phone rings] Huh? Hold on.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47912,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Give you a name or-","text_w_direction":"Give you a name or-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47913,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"I just gonna- quick- Hello? Hey, what's the scoop? Are you close? What? No. no, no, no, no, no. You have to come now. Traffic clears? No, next Friday... that's not gonna work. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Damn it! Well, this is not going to be quite as delicious as I wanted, but I do have a very tasty announcement for you guys. Not only am I not a lowly janitor, I am the regional manager once again! Guys, I got my old job back!","text_w_direction":"I just gonna- quick- [answers phone] Hello? Hey, what's the scoop? Are you close? What? No. no, no, no, no, no. You have to come now. Traffic clears? No, next Friday... that's not gonna work. Okay. Yeah. Okay. [inhales, hangs up] Damn it! Well, this is not going to be quite as delicious as I wanted, but I do have a very tasty announcement for you guys. Not only am I not a lowly janitor, I am the regional manager once again! Guys, I got my old job back!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47914,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Oh boy.","text_w_direction":"Oh boy.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47915,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, Andy.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Andy.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47916,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47917,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"I'm not crazy. I convinced David Wallace to give me my job back.","text_w_direction":"I'm not crazy. I convinced David Wallace to give me my job back.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47918,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"David Wallace hasn't worked here in years.","text_w_direction":"David Wallace hasn't worked here in years.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47919,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Okay, yes, I see the confusion. I saw David at the fundraiser. He is now a multi-millionaire because he sold his toy vacuum \"Suck It\" to the U.S. military.","text_w_direction":"Okay, yes, I see the confusion. I saw David at the fundraiser. He is now a multi-millionaire because he sold his toy vacuum \"Suck It\" to the U.S. military.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47920,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Andy, come on.","text_w_direction":"Andy, come on.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47921,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kevin","text":"Even I know that's weird.","text_w_direction":"Even I know that's weird.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47922,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"I- I- Okay, I get how that sounds crazy.","text_w_direction":"I- I- Okay, I get how that sounds crazy.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47923,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Hey, Andy, Nobody's calling you crazy, Andy. We're your friends, Andy.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Andy, Nobody's calling you crazy, Andy. We're your friends, Andy.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47924,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Stop saying my name.","text_w_direction":"Stop saying my name.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47925,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Erin","text":"No, he's not making this up.","text_w_direction":"No, he's not making this up.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47926,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Thank you, Erin.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, Erin.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47927,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Erin","text":"Andy tells me about seeing David Wallace all the time.","text_w_direction":"Andy tells me about seeing David Wallace all the time.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47928,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"But have you ever actually seen him yourself?","text_w_direction":"But have you ever actually seen him yourself?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47929,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Erin","text":"Oh my God.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47930,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Erin, come- Come on. You know I've been talking to David Wallace.","text_w_direction":"Erin, come- Come on. You know I've been talking to David Wallace.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47931,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Toby","text":"Do you see David Wallace in the room right now?","text_w_direction":"Do you see David Wallace in the room right now?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47932,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Operation Phoenix is a go. Just get the car ready.","text_w_direction":"[into phone] Operation Phoenix is a go. Just get the car ready.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47933,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Kelly","text":"Now you look at me like you're adoring me, I'm gonna look at the camera like I don't even know you're there.","text_w_direction":"Now you look at me like you're adoring me, I'm gonna look at the camera like I don't even know you're there.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47934,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Ravi","text":"I do adore you.","text_w_direction":"I do adore you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47935,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"Andrew, it's time for you to go home. You're better than this.","text_w_direction":"Andrew, it's time for you to go home. You're better than this.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47936,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, I know.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I know.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47937,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"Everyone's better than this, because this is the worst thing I have ever seen. Why'd they add coconut? I miss original.","text_w_direction":"Everyone's better than this, because this is the worst thing I have ever seen. [drinks coconut pen1s energy drink] Why'd they add coconut? I miss original.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47938,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47939,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Others","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47940,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"David","text":"Hey guys, long time.","text_w_direction":"Hey guys, long time.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47941,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Pam","text":"David, what are you doing here?","text_w_direction":"David, what are you doing here?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47942,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"Is it true you're buying the company?","text_w_direction":"Is it true you're buying the company?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47943,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"David","text":"Okay, I guess the word is out. Uh, please keep this a secret, but yes, I've been talking with Andy-","text_w_direction":"Okay, I guess the word is out. Uh, please keep this a secret, but yes, I've been talking with Andy-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47944,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"What? Thought I heard my name. What? I'm the new manager?","text_w_direction":"What? Thought I heard my name. What? I'm the new manager?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47945,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"David","text":"I'll get to that in a second, Andy.","text_w_direction":"I'll get to that in a second, Andy.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47946,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"But it's- it is- it is me? Right?","text_w_direction":"But it's- it is- it is me? Right?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47947,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"David","text":"Yes, as we've discussed-","text_w_direction":"Yes, as we've discussed-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47948,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47949,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"David","text":"But it's very possible-","text_w_direction":"But it's very possible-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47950,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Oh my God!","text_w_direction":"Oh my God!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47951,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"David","text":"Probable.","text_w_direction":"Probable.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47952,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Wow. From janitor to manager?","text_w_direction":"Wow. From janitor to manager?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47953,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"David","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47954,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"That's quite a Cinderella story. From M-O-P to M-V-P.","text_w_direction":"That's quite a Cinderella story. From M-O-P to M-V-P.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47955,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"David","text":"There's an official announcement, a few details to be-","text_w_direction":"There's an official announcement, a few details to be-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47956,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"From total loss to total boss, I mean-","text_w_direction":"From total loss to total boss, I mean-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47957,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Stanley","text":"Can we expect any payroll interruptions?","text_w_direction":"Can we expect any payroll interruptions?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47958,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"David","text":"Now that is a great question, Stanley. Right now I think all your operations or most of your operations are pretty much down in Florida, so to shift back up-","text_w_direction":"Now that is a great question, Stanley. Right now I think all your operations or most of your operations are pretty much down in Florida, so to shift back up-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47959,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"I was so looking forward to that and it did not... go as I thought it would.","text_w_direction":"I was so looking forward to that and it did not... go as I thought it would.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47960,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Phyllis","text":"So we're not gonna be a part of Sabre anymore?","text_w_direction":"So we're not gonna be a part of Sabre anymore?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47961,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"David","text":"Actually, nothing is gonna be a part of Sabre anymore. Jo Bennett's planning on liquidating the rest of the company.","text_w_direction":"Actually, nothing is gonna be a part of Sabre anymore. Jo Bennett's planning on liquidating the rest of the company.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47962,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"Oof. Wouldn't wanna be a Sabre employee right about now. I'm actually the CEO.","text_w_direction":"Oof. [laughs] Wouldn't wanna be a Sabre employee right about now. [laughs] I'm actually the CEO.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47963,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"David","text":"Ah, I didn't realize you were standing there.","text_w_direction":"Ah, I didn't realize you were standing there.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47964,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"Hey, my friend, trust me. This is for the best. I never understood that corporate mess.","text_w_direction":"Hey, my friend, trust me. This is for the best. I never understood that corporate mess.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47965,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"David","text":"Well, okay. Great to meet you.","text_w_direction":"Well, okay. Great to meet you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47966,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"Likewise, I'm Bob. Bob Kazamakis.","text_w_direction":"Likewise, I'm Bob. Bob Kazamakis.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47967,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"David","text":"Pleasure.","text_w_direction":"Pleasure.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47968,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"I'd love to give you a little rundown on what I've learned about this place.","text_w_direction":"I'd love to give you a little rundown on what I've learned about this place.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47969,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"David","text":"That's very gracious of you, Bob. I would love that.","text_w_direction":"That's very gracious of you, Bob. I would love that.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47970,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"Please.","text_w_direction":"Please. [laughs]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47971,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Guess I'd better take off these dirty rags. Figure out how to be a manager of this place.","text_w_direction":"Guess I'd better take off these dirty rags. Figure out how to be a manager of this place.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47972,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Jim","text":"Perhaps your year of experience managing this branch will come in handy.","text_w_direction":"Perhaps your year of experience managing this branch will come in handy.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47973,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Gosh, I hope so.","text_w_direction":"Gosh, I hope so.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47974,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"No! God, Mose! God!","text_w_direction":"No! God, Mose! God!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47975,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Mose","text":"Hi, Angela.","text_w_direction":"Hi, Angela.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47976,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Get out of the car! Get out! Where is he?","text_w_direction":"Get out of the car! Get out! Where is he?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47977,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Mose","text":"I'm not supposed to say.","text_w_direction":"I'm not supposed to say.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47978,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Yes! Tell me! Tell me where he is! Mose, damn it! Where did he go? Mose! Get back here!","text_w_direction":"Yes! [slaps Mose] Tell me! Tell me where he is! Mose, damn it! Where did he go? Mose! Get back here!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47979,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Let's see that smile. Go on.","text_w_direction":"[taking photo with Jada] Let's see that smile. Go on. [waves to Val]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47980,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Val","text":"Right here?","text_w_direction":"[stands next to him] Right here?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47981,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Darryl","text":"Cool.","text_w_direction":"Cool.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47982,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Looks like I might get my delicious moment after all.","text_w_direction":"Looks like I might get my delicious moment after all.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47983,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Nellie","text":"May I say one thing?","text_w_direction":"May I say one thing?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47984,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"It would be rude of me not to let you say whatever's on your mind.","text_w_direction":"It would be rude of me not to let you say whatever's on your mind.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47985,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Nellie","text":"The quality of mercy is not strained.","text_w_direction":"The quality of mercy is not strained.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47986,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47987,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Nellie","text":"It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven upon the place beneath.","text_w_direction":"It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven upon the place beneath.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47988,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Do not bring Shakespeare into this. How dare you play the bard card?","text_w_direction":"Do not bring Shakespeare into this. How dare you play the bard card?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47989,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Nellie","text":"It blesseth he who gives and he who takes. 'Tis mightiest in the mightiest.","text_w_direction":"It blesseth he who gives and he who takes. 'Tis mightiest in the mightiest.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47990,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"I just want one mother delicious moment. Is that too much to ask?","text_w_direction":"I just want one mother[bleep] delicious moment. Is that too much to ask?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47991,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"If I were to hire you back. If. What do you think you would do well?","text_w_direction":"If I were to hire you back. If. What do you think you would do well?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47992,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Nellie","text":"Special projects manager, that's my background. I just go around doing whatever I want.","text_w_direction":"Special projects manager, that's my background. I just go around doing whatever I want.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47993,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"All right, you sly b*st*rd. When can you start?","text_w_direction":"All right, you sly b*st*rd. When can you start?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47994,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"David","text":"Okay everyone. I had a conversation with Bob, and since I am going to be CEO now there'll be no need for him.","text_w_direction":"Okay everyone. I had a conversation with Bob, and since I am going to be CEO now there'll be no need for him.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47995,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Meredith","text":"Ouch. That's gotta hurt!","text_w_direction":"Ouch. That's gotta hurt!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47996,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"David","text":"But, he is going to be making so much money from the liquidation, he's gonna be freed up to do something much more important.","text_w_direction":"But, he is going to be making so much money from the liquidation, he's gonna be freed up to do something much more important.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47997,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"David has generously offered to donate one million dollars in matching funds to a cause that's very dear to me. So, for the next three years, I'll be travelling overseas, concentrating all of my efforts on educating- mentoring, some African, some Asian, but mainly Eastern European women.","text_w_direction":"David has generously offered to donate one million dollars in matching funds to a cause that's very dear to me. So, for the next three years, I'll be travelling overseas, concentrating all of my efforts on educating- mentoring, some African, some Asian, but mainly Eastern European women.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47998,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"David","text":"I had no idea how pervasive this problem was until Bob explained it to me.","text_w_direction":"I had no idea how pervasive this problem was until Bob explained it to me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":47999,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"Oprah Winfrey's leadership academy and other schools like it, while wonderful, end with high school. I want to see these girls right through college, especially the gymnasts. They've lost so many years of crucial education to perfecting their bodies. Muscle groups the rest of us can't even fathom.","text_w_direction":"Oprah Winfrey's leadership academy and other schools like it, while wonderful, end with high school. I want to see these girls right through college, especially the gymnasts. They've lost so many years of crucial education to perfecting their bodies. Muscle groups the rest of us can't even fathom.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":48000,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Gymnasts? You're going to seek out uneducated gymnasts?","text_w_direction":"Gymnasts? You're going to seek out uneducated gymnasts?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":48001,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"Yeah, so I'm hoping to identify some truly exceptional women who show great promise. Well, Andy, it's been fun.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, so I'm hoping to identify some truly exceptional women who show great promise. Well, Andy, it's been fun.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":48002,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Andy","text":"Mm. Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm. Mm-hmm. [they hug, Robert kisses him on the lips]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":48003,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Robert","text":"It's been a great year.","text_w_direction":"It's been a great year.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":48004,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":48005,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Where is it?","text_w_direction":"Where is it?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":48006,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"They're testing it now.","text_w_direction":"They're testing it now.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":48007,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"How long does it take to get the results?","text_w_direction":"How long does it take to get the results?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":48008,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Seventy-two hours.","text_w_direction":"Seventy-two hours.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":48009,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"You're gonna wait here?","text_w_direction":"You're gonna wait here?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":48010,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes. [Angela sits and holds his hand]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":48011,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Angela","text":"Dwight, I can't do this. Dwight!","text_w_direction":"[Dwight kisses her] Dwight, I can't do this. Dwight!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":48012,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Senator Lipton","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":48013,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"Senator Lipton. Hey, how are you?","text_w_direction":"Senator Lipton. Hey, how are you?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":48014,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Senator Lipton","text":"You didn't call.","text_w_direction":"You didn't call.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":48015,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Oscar","text":"Um, well, uh, the issue that I- that concerned me...","text_w_direction":"Um, well, uh, the issue that I- that concerned me...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":48016,"season":8,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Free Family Portrait Studio","director":"B.J. Novak","writer":"B.J. Novak","character":"Senator Lipton","text":"You know what this is about. Call.","text_w_direction":"You know what this is about. [covers Phillip's eyes] Call.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1464,"air_date":"2012-05-10"}
{"index":48017,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Erin","text":"Andy's coming back today! Andy's coming back today! Ha! Andy's coming back today. David Wallace sent him on an outward bound wilderness adventure for a whole month to make him more decisive and confident. He sent his own son too. And the counselors said they both grew up, big time.","text_w_direction":"Andy's coming back today! Andy's coming back today! Ha! Andy's coming back today. David Wallace sent him on an outward bound wilderness adventure for a whole month to make him more decisive and confident. He sent his own son too. And the counselors said they both grew up, big time.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48018,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"How was my summer? It was pretty mixed. I invented a new power drink made out of beet runoff. Mmm, mmm! So that's really good. But I got some disappointing medical news.","text_w_direction":"How was my summer? It was pretty mixed. I invented a new power drink made out of beet runoff. Mmm, mmm! So that's really good. But I got some disappointing medical news.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48019,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Doctor","text":"Mr. Schrute, the results are in. You are not the father.","text_w_direction":"Mr. Schrute, the results are in. You are not the father.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48020,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"I told you","text_w_direction":"I told you [Dwight vomits power drink on Angela]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48021,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, what a summer! An emotional roller-coaster. I ran over a turtle in the parking lot, but then I saved him by gluing his shell back together. But I'm not that good at puzzles.","text_w_direction":"Oh, what a summer! An emotional roller-coaster. I ran over a turtle in the parking lot, but then I saved him by gluing his shell back together. But I'm not that good at puzzles.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48022,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"That piece doesn't go there.","text_w_direction":"[as Kevin reassembles shell] That piece doesn't go there. [Kevin shushes him]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48023,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"So I patched him with stuff from around the office. But I couldn't get the pieces to fit right. Then one day, when I was reaching for the glue, I crushed his shell again. But I rebuilt him even better that time. But it turned out the turtle was already day. Probably when I ran over him the first time.","text_w_direction":"So I patched him with stuff from around the office. But I couldn't get the pieces to fit right. Then one day, when I was reaching for the glue, I crushed his shell again. But I rebuilt him even better that time. But it turned out the turtle was already day. Probably when I ran over him the first time.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48024,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"For us, um, nothing new, really the kids are great.","text_w_direction":"For us, um, nothing new, really the kids are great.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48025,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"You are really good at modesty. She's a genius. She painted this incredible mural in the kids' room. There's a hippo leading a parade of 500 children—","text_w_direction":"You are really good at modesty. She's a genius. She painted this incredible mural in the kids' room. There's a hippo leading a parade of 500 children—","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48026,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Kay, well, you had that interesting thing.","text_w_direction":"Kay, well, you had that interesting thing.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48027,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, yeah","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48028,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Yes, Jim's friend is starting anew company based on this idea Jim had when they were back in college.","text_w_direction":"Yes, Jim's friend is starting anew company based on this idea Jim had when they were back in college.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48029,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Its sports marketing basically. But the athletes are partners.","text_w_direction":"Its sports marketing basically. But the athletes are partners.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48030,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"And he wanted Jim to be a part of it too.","text_w_direction":"And he wanted Jim to be a part of it too.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48031,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"In Philly, so, that doesn't really work for the family. Watch this guy make a billion dollars off my idea.","text_w_direction":"In Philly, so, that doesn't really work for the family. Watch this guy make a billion dollars off my idea.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48032,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"He said if it takes off he's gonna buy us a new car.","text_w_direction":"He said if it takes off he's gonna buy us a new car.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48033,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"An Altima or better.","text_w_direction":"An Altima or better.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48034,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Kelly Kapoor is gone. Her fiancé Ravi was hired as a pediatrics professor at Miami university.","text_w_direction":"Kelly Kapoor is gone. Her fiancé Ravi was hired as a pediatrics professor at Miami university.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48035,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kelly","text":"I don't need em anymore. I am going to Miami biotches. To hang with Lebron James and Gloria Estefan.","text_w_direction":"[tossing out winter coats] I don't need em anymore. I am going to Miami biotches. To hang with Lebron James and Gloria Estefan.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48036,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Miami University in Ohio. On her last day, Kelly was still a little confused about it","text_w_direction":"Miami University in Ohio. On her last day, Kelly was still a little confused about it","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48037,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kelly","text":"Enjoy the snow losers.","text_w_direction":"Enjoy the snow losers.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48038,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Erin","text":"I'm so happy for you Kelly.","text_w_direction":"I'm so happy for you Kelly.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48039,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Shortly after Kelly left, Ryan quit and also moved to Ohio, for what he claimed were unrelated reasons.","text_w_direction":"Shortly after Kelly left, Ryan quit and also moved to Ohio, for what he claimed were unrelated reasons.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48040,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"I've actually done a lot of market research and it actually turns out that southwestern Ohio is going to be the next Silicon Valley. They call it the Silicon Prairie. It's a big university town. And, uh, that's not garbage, it's out clothes.","text_w_direction":"I've actually done a lot of market research and it actually turns out that southwestern Ohio is going to be the next Silicon Valley. They call it the Silicon Prairie. It's a big university town. And, uh, that's not garbage, it's out clothes.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48041,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"And that was our summer.","text_w_direction":"And that was our summer.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48042,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"we good?","text_w_direction":"we good?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48043,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Off-camera","text":"Yeah","text_w_direction":"Yeah","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48044,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Don't you guys have everything. I mean, its just a paper company.","text_w_direction":"Don't you guys have everything. I mean, its just a paper company.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48045,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Off-camera","text":"Well we're more following you guys, to see how you turn out.","text_w_direction":"Well we're more following you guys, to see how you turn out.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48046,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, yeah, because we were kind of dramatic in the beginning. Well I don't think anything's gonna change in our lives now. With work and two kids there's just-nothing interesting is going to happen for us in a long, long time.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah, because we were kind of dramatic in the beginning. Well I don't think anything's gonna change in our lives now. With work and two kids there's just-nothing interesting is going to happen for us in a long, long time.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48047,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Erin","text":"Andy's coming back today!","text_w_direction":"Andy's coming back today!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48048,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Clark","text":"Hey, uh, does anybody know where we throw these out?","text_w_direction":"Hey, uh, does anybody know where we throw these out?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48049,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"Oh, my god. It's called a garbage can.","text_w_direction":"Oh, my god. It's called a garbage can.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48050,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"Helpless.","text_w_direction":"Helpless.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48051,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"There's two new guys back there with me now. They're in their 20s. And we really get along.","text_w_direction":"There's two new guys back there with me now. They're in their 20s. And we really get along.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48052,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Clark","text":"You're looking good.","text_w_direction":"[Playing computer game with Toby] You're looking good.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48053,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Just three single guys. Getting into trouble.","text_w_direction":"Just three single guys. Getting into trouble.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48054,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"They're like the new Jim and Dwight.","text_w_direction":"They're like the new Jim and Dwight.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48055,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, yes, yes I see that! Perfect.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yes, yes I see that! Perfect.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48056,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"Hey, new Jim, come sit on my face.","text_w_direction":"Hey, new Jim, come sit on my face.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48057,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pete","text":"No thank you. My name's Pete.","text_w_direction":"No thank you. My name's Pete.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48058,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"No, Pete is not the new Jim. The only we have in common is that neither of us wants to sit on Meredith's face. And if that makes him the new Jim, then every human being in the world is the new Jim.","text_w_direction":"No, Pete is not the new Jim. The only we have in common is that neither of us wants to sit on Meredith's face. And if that makes him the new Jim, then every human being in the world is the new Jim.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48059,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Erin","text":"Andy's here! Old Dwight, new Dwight, Andy's here. New Jim, Tuna, Andy's here. Pam, he's here.","text_w_direction":"Andy's here! Old Dwight, new Dwight, Andy's here. New Jim, Tuna, Andy's here. Pam, he's here. [squeals as Andy walks in]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48060,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Hey! Wow, I thought about this place a lot when I was on solo. Three days on a mountain, it'll change you. The things we think we need. Clocks, yeah right!","text_w_direction":"Hey! Wow, I thought about this place a lot when I was on solo. Three days on a mountain, it'll change you. The things we think we need. Clocks, yeah right!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48061,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Nellie","text":"It sounds amazing, tell us all about it.","text_w_direction":"It sounds amazing, tell us all about it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48062,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"What're you still doing here?","text_w_direction":"What're you still doing here?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48063,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Nellie","text":"Wonderful, thanks.","text_w_direction":"Wonderful, thanks.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48064,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"You know I had this really funny dream during Outward Bound that you died.","text_w_direction":"You know I had this really funny dream during Outward Bound that you died.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48065,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Nellie","text":"Brilliant.","text_w_direction":"Brilliant.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48066,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"See me in my office later. The new guys, alright. It's Clark and, um—","text_w_direction":"See me in my office later. The new guys, alright. It's Clark and, um—","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48067,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pete","text":"Pete!","text_w_direction":"Pete!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48068,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"In Outward Bound it was all about nicknames. They called me Iceman. You will be called Plop.","text_w_direction":"In Outward Bound it was all about nicknames. They called me Iceman. You will be called Plop.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48069,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pete","text":"What? Why?","text_w_direction":"What? Why?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48070,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Cause you're always taking dumps.","text_w_direction":"Cause you're always taking dumps.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48071,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pete","text":"No I'm not.","text_w_direction":"No I'm not.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48072,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Come on, everybody defecates. Relax, Plop. And you will be called Fart cause you fart all the time.","text_w_direction":"Come on, everybody defecates. Relax, Plop. And you will be called Fart cause you fart all the time.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48073,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Clark","text":"I love it.","text_w_direction":"I love it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48074,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"Actually, Andy, we call this one Dwight, Jr.","text_w_direction":"Actually, Andy, we call this one Dwight, Jr.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48075,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Clark","text":"No, I prefer Fart.","text_w_direction":"No, I prefer Fart.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48076,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"No, Dwight Jr. Infinitely better. You guys look exactly alike. Dwight go stand next to him. This is insane.","text_w_direction":"No, Dwight Jr. Infinitely better. You guys look exactly alike. Dwight go stand next to him. This is insane.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48077,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't see it.","text_w_direction":"I don't see it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48078,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Clark","text":"I don't either.","text_w_direction":"I don't either.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48079,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Whoa! Mind blown. It's like father and son! Dwight, you cool if we call him Dwight Jr?","text_w_direction":"Whoa! Mind blown. It's like father and son! Dwight, you cool if we call him Dwight Jr?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48080,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes, yes I am.","text_w_direction":"Yes, yes I am. [puts his arm around Clark]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48081,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Dwight, Jr!","text_w_direction":"Dwight, Jr! [Dwight gives Clark a noogie]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48082,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"In a way it's like I have a son. And who knows? Maybe someday they'll hire someone who looks like a younger version of him. And then I'll have a grandson.","text_w_direction":"In a way it's like I have a son. And who knows? Maybe someday they'll hire someone who looks like a younger version of him. And then I'll have a grandson.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48083,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Well, I need to give my cat up for adoption.","text_w_direction":"Well, I need to give my cat up for adoption.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48084,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"The one who uses the doorbell, or the one with the Mexican hat, or the one with the rain galoshes, or the one you let go around naked?","text_w_direction":"The one who uses the doorbell, or the one with the Mexican hat, or the one with the rain galoshes, or the one you let go around naked?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48085,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"Angela's cats are cute. So cute that you just want to eat them. But you can't eat cats. You can't eat cats, Kevin.","text_w_direction":"Angela's cats are cute. So cute that you just want to eat them. But you can't eat cats. You can't eat cats, Kevin.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48086,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"No, the one with the long hair and the denim pants, Comstock! Ok, look. He's such a special kitty. I just want to find him a good home. He loves those pants","text_w_direction":"No, the one with the long hair and the denim pants, Comstock! Ok, look [starts playing video on computer]. He's such a special kitty. I just want to find him a good home. He loves those pants","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48087,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"I'll take him.","text_w_direction":"I'll take him.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48088,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Please, after the turtle?","text_w_direction":"Please, after the turtle?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48089,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"I am enormously proud of what I did for that turtle!","text_w_direction":"I am enormously proud of what I did for that turtle!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48090,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Oscar, Oscar, will you take him?","text_w_direction":"Oscar, Oscar, will you take him?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48091,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"No, I'm a dog person.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm a dog person.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48092,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"If you pray enough, you can change yourself into a cat person.","text_w_direction":"If you pray enough, you can change yourself into a cat person.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48093,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"Those guys always change back, Angela.","text_w_direction":"Those guys always change back, Angela.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48094,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"David, outward bound was incredible. I was the best at slack lining, I ate a worm.","text_w_direction":"David, outward bound was incredible. I was the best at slack lining, I ate a worm.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48095,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"David","text":"Glad to hear it. You sound very confident and decisive.","text_w_direction":"Glad to hear it. You sound very confident and decisive.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48096,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Hey you wanted to see me?","text_w_direction":"Hey you wanted to see me?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48097,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, I gotta go David. Why is Nellie still here?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I gotta go David. [hangs up phone] Why is Nellie still here?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48098,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"You can only fire Nellie for cause.","text_w_direction":"You can only fire Nellie for cause.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48099,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Mm, then I will make up a cause.","text_w_direction":"Mm, then I will make up a cause.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48100,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Except you just told me you were gonna make it up. Now if she sues, I have to testify against you.","text_w_direction":"Except you just told me you were gonna make it up. Now if she sues, I have to testify against you.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48101,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Then forget I just told you that.","text_w_direction":"Then forget I just told you that.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48102,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Can't. I took a course at the Weintraub Memory Academy. I sat next to this woman named Beverly Brook. She had a Greek salad for lunch. See what I mean?","text_w_direction":"Can't. I took a course at the Weintraub Memory Academy. I sat next to this woman named Beverly Brook. She had a Greek salad for lunch. See what I mean?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48103,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Now I know why Michael hated you so much.","text_w_direction":"Now I know why Michael hated you so much.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48104,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Good boy, getting big and strong. Snack foods!","text_w_direction":"Good boy, getting big and strong. Snack foods!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48105,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Clark","text":"Yep, body by Cheez-it","text_w_direction":"Yep, body by Cheez-it","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48106,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Ah, humor. I have it too. I have a couple tickets to the slayer concert 10 months from now. You interested?","text_w_direction":"Ah, humor. I have it too. I have a couple tickets to the slayer concert 10 months from now. You interested?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48107,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Clark","text":"I think I'm busy that night. Or I would.","text_w_direction":"I think I'm busy that night. Or I would.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48108,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, we're both just kinda learning as we go, aren't we?","text_w_direction":"Well, we're both just kinda learning as we go, aren't we?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48109,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Clark","text":"Learning what?","text_w_direction":"Learning what?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48110,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Just how this going to be, you know? You have a beautiful round head.","text_w_direction":"Just how this going to be, you know? You have a beautiful round head.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48111,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Clark","text":"Kay.","text_w_direction":"Kay.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48112,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"So what kind of farming you into, huh? You more of a fruit man or a root man?","text_w_direction":"So what kind of farming you into, huh? You more of a fruit man or a root man?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48113,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Clark","text":"Is this—is this like code for gay stuff? Cause if so, that's totally fine. Like, I'm fine with it. But you should know that I'm into the ladies.","text_w_direction":"Is this—is this like code for gay stuff? Cause if so, that's totally fine. Like, I'm fine with it. But you should know that I'm into the ladies.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48114,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Spoken like a true root man.","text_w_direction":"Spoken like a true root man.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48115,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Clark","text":"You know, if you're ever swamped, I could make some sales calls for you.","text_w_direction":"You know, if you're ever swamped, I could make some sales calls for you.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48116,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"My calls?","text_w_direction":"My calls?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48117,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Clark","text":"So could you give me a list of all your clients? Or just the leads that you haven't had time to pursue yet?","text_w_direction":"So could you give me a list of all your clients? Or just the leads that you haven't had time to pursue yet?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48118,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"You want a list of my clients? You want my leads?","text_w_direction":"You want a list of my clients? You want my leads?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48119,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Clark","text":"Yeah, I'll just give it a glance—","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I'll just give it a glance—","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48120,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok","text_w_direction":"Ok","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48121,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Clark","text":"I'll give it a read.","text_w_direction":"I'll give it a read.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48122,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"With my leads and stuff like that?","text_w_direction":"With my leads and stuff like that?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48123,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Clark","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48124,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Cause you're interested in going into sales?","text_w_direction":"Cause you're interested in going into sales?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48125,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Clark","text":"I am.","text_w_direction":"I am.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48126,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Wow, that's great. That's great. Ok, good, let's talk about that, ok?","text_w_direction":"Wow, that's great. That's great. Ok, good, let's talk about that, ok?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48127,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Clark","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48128,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"You're not getting my clients! Nice try.","text_w_direction":"You're not getting my clients! Nice try.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48129,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Paranoid? I'm not familiar with the word. And I really don't have time to learn new words right now, ok? A pudgy 22-year-old is trying to take my job.","text_w_direction":"Paranoid? I'm not familiar with the word. And I really don't have time to learn new words right now, ok? A pudgy 22-year-old is trying to take my job.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48130,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim, get ready for the battle of your life.","text_w_direction":"Jim, get ready for the battle of your life.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48131,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Done. Explain.","text_w_direction":"Done. Explain.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48132,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"The new guys. Dwight Jr is after my job. Yeah. There is a shark hiding inside that adorable little cherub.","text_w_direction":"The new guys. Dwight Jr is after my job. Yeah. There is a shark hiding inside that adorable little cherub.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48133,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, now I get what Pete was talking about at the sales meeting yesterday.","text_w_direction":"Oh, now I get what Pete was talking about at the sales meeting yesterday.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48134,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait, sales—what sales meeting?","text_w_direction":"Wait, sales—what sales meeting?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48135,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"The new guys called one.","text_w_direction":"The new guys called one.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48136,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"The new guys called a sales meeting?","text_w_direction":"The new guys called a sales meeting?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48137,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Clark ended the whole thing with a karate demonstration. Did you know there was a belt above black?","text_w_direction":"Clark ended the whole thing with a karate demonstration. Did you know there was a belt above black?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48138,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"There's no belt above black. Is there a belt above black?","text_w_direction":"There's no belt above black. Is there a belt above black?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48139,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"You should ask him. It's a color you would never expect. Too easy.","text_w_direction":"You should ask him. It's a color you would never expect. [Dwight storms off] Too easy.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48140,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Attention everyone. Comstock is still available. Oscar has been flirting with adopting him. But still hasn't given me a definite yes or no.","text_w_direction":"Attention everyone. Comstock is still available. Oscar has been flirting with adopting him. But still hasn't given me a definite yes or no.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48141,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"Definitely no.","text_w_direction":"Definitely no.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48142,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Fine. For any interested candidates, I will be conducting 20 minute interviews. My ideal situation would an independently wealthy cute couple with a strong commitment to education. Black or white, I'm fine with either, but not both. Listen, you're in this, but you need to wow me, ok?","text_w_direction":"Fine. For any interested candidates, I will be conducting 20 minute interviews. My ideal situation would an independently wealthy cute couple with a strong commitment to education. Black or white, I'm fine with either, but not both. [to Pam] Listen, you're in this, but you need to wow me, ok?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48143,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"I wanted to talk to you about our working relationship this year. It's going to be terrible.","text_w_direction":"I wanted to talk to you about our working relationship this year. It's going to be terrible.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48144,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Nellie","text":"Not necessarily","text_w_direction":"Not necessarily","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48145,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"No I'm going to make sure that it is. And if it isn't, I'm going to take immediate action to rectify that. Now, I don't like to throw around the b-word, but I'm going to be a huge bitch to you.","text_w_direction":"No I'm going to make sure that it is. And if it isn't, I'm going to take immediate action to rectify that. Now, I don't like to throw around the b-word, but I'm going to be a huge bitch to you.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48146,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Now this is called slack lining.","text_w_direction":"Now this is called slack lining.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48147,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"I set up the old slack line to teach the office the skills of focus and discipline. Or in the case of certain individuals, the skills of humiliation and looking really dumb.","text_w_direction":"I set up the old slack line to teach the office the skills of focus and discipline. Or in the case of certain individuals, the skills of humiliation and looking really dumb.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48148,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"If you make it all the way across, your confidence will soar. But, if you Toby out, then you'll feel like a real Nellie. How about a hand, screw those guys. Now, these are my actual Outward Bound counselors, Rafe and Feather.","text_w_direction":"If you make it all the way across, your confidence will soar. But, if you Toby out, then you'll feel like a real Nellie. How about a hand, screw those guys. Now, these are my actual Outward Bound counselors, Rafe and Feather.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48149,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Rafe","text":"Iceman.","text_w_direction":"Iceman.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48150,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"That's me. The powder is for your protection, Feather has permanent athlete's foot. Feather, show them how you dance upon the line of slack.","text_w_direction":"That's me. The powder is for your protection, Feather has permanent athlete's foot. Feather, show them how you dance upon the line of slack.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48151,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"You a sports fan?","text_w_direction":"You a sports fan?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48152,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pete","text":"Sure, boxing, tennis.","text_w_direction":"Sure, boxing, tennis.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48153,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Oh. Any team sports?","text_w_direction":"Oh. Any team sports?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48154,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pete","text":"NASCAR. The Amazing Race.","text_w_direction":"NASCAR. The Amazing Race.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48155,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Phillies fan, though, right?","text_w_direction":"Phillies fan, though, right?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48156,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pete","text":"You mean horses?","text_w_direction":"You mean horses?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48157,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"No, like baseball. A baseball team.","text_w_direction":"No, like baseball. A baseball team.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48158,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pete","text":"Ah, I like the Red Sox. I'm from Vermont.","text_w_direction":"Ah, I like the Red Sox. I'm from Vermont.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48159,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Ok. Good talk.","text_w_direction":"Ok. Good talk.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48160,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"I have nothing in common with Plop.","text_w_direction":"I have nothing in common with Plop.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48161,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"All right, who's next? Nellie?","text_w_direction":"All right, who's next? Nellie?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48162,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, I would rather watch you and your talented friends.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I would rather watch you and your talented friends.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48163,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Nonsense. Get up here.","text_w_direction":"Nonsense. Get up here.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48164,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"Go ahead","text_w_direction":"Go ahead","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48165,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Come on. Uh, are you gonna wear your heels?","text_w_direction":"Come on. Uh, are you gonna wear your heels?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48166,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Nellie","text":"I'm very self-conscious about my feet.","text_w_direction":"I'm very self-conscious about my feet.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48167,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Ok, sure. There ya go. Atta girl. Hey, alright. Whoa! You suck. Alright, who's next? Darryl?","text_w_direction":"Ok, sure. There ya go. Atta girl. Hey, alright. Whoa! [pushes Nellie off slack line] You suck. Alright, who's next? Darryl?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48168,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"This seems like the kind of thing white people with dreadlocks do.","text_w_direction":"This seems like the kind of thing white people with dreadlocks do.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48169,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Dwight Jr? This looks like your speed.","text_w_direction":"Dwight Jr? This looks like your speed.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48170,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Clark","text":"Uh, I guess I could give it shot.","text_w_direction":"Uh, I guess I could give it shot.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48171,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, come on. Get up here. Just hop on up.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, come on. Get up here. Just hop on up.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48172,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Clark","text":"Ok","text_w_direction":"Ok","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48173,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Focus on the horizon. Whoa! Look at this guy.","text_w_direction":"Focus on the horizon. [Clark successfully walks the slack line] Whoa! Look at this guy.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48174,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Clark","text":"I've always been good at anything that required balance. My doctor says I have gigantic inner ears.","text_w_direction":"I've always been good at anything that required balance. My doctor says I have gigantic inner ears.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48175,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"Go, Dwight Jr!","text_w_direction":"Go, Dwight Jr!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48176,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, yes.","text_w_direction":"Hey, yes.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48177,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Boo, unimpressed. It's a tightrope for babies. Boo!","text_w_direction":"Boo, unimpressed. It's a tightrope for babies. Boo!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48178,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Clark","text":"Alright, let's see you do it.","text_w_direction":"Alright, let's see you do it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48179,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Alright. Let me show you how a real man walks across a flaccid cord.","text_w_direction":"Alright. Let me show you how a real man walks across a flaccid cord.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48180,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Ooh! Who ordered the hot apple fail?","text_w_direction":"Ooh! Who ordered the hot apple fail?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48181,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok, I am just getting started, ok?","text_w_direction":"Ok, I am just getting started, ok?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48182,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Clark","text":"You got this, it's all you. Got ourselves a yard sale. Balls in face. It's not a race, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"You got this, it's all you. [as Dwight repeatedly fails and gets smacked around] Got ourselves a yard sale. Balls in face. It's not a race, Dwight.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48183,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Well it's official. Old Dwight is lame and New Dwight is cool.","text_w_direction":"Well it's official. Old Dwight is lame and New Dwight is cool.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48184,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"That's not true. Just give me another chance.","text_w_direction":"[bleeding heavily from the mouth] That's not true. Just give me another chance.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48185,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"But your mouth is ble—","text_w_direction":"But your mouth is ble—","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48186,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"This is a bloodbath. Alright, I'm calling this.","text_w_direction":"This is a bloodbath. Alright, I'm calling this.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48187,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48188,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"It is enough of this. Everyone, let's go back to work.","text_w_direction":"It is enough of this. Everyone, let's go back to work.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48189,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"This is a stupid activity. I would be embarrassed to be good at it. Idiots.","text_w_direction":"This is a stupid activity. I would be embarrassed to be good at it. [tries to go in locked door] Idiots.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48190,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Slack lining, please. Untie that rope, give it to a couple of pig-tailed school girls, let them start jumping with it while chanting a rhyme and giggling about boys. Doesn't seem so macho now, does it? It's a jump rope!","text_w_direction":"Slack lining, please. Untie that rope, give it to a couple of pig-tailed school girls, let them start jumping with it while chanting a rhyme and giggling about boys. Doesn't seem so macho now, does it? It's a jump rope!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48191,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Dwight!","text_w_direction":"Dwight!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48192,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Pam? Hey come up here, up the ladder. Come on.","text_w_direction":"Pam? Hey come up here, up the ladder. Come on.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48193,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"[sees trapeze contraption] What are you doing?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48194,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Come here, I'll show you.","text_w_direction":"Come here, I'll show you.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48195,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Why do you want this cat?","text_w_direction":"Why do you want this cat?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48196,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pete","text":"I don't want it, really.","text_w_direction":"I don't want it, really.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48197,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"How would you support the cat? What are your ambitions?","text_w_direction":"How would you support the cat? What are your ambitions?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48198,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pete","text":"I want to start my own business. I want to be a millionaire. Lots of things. Travel, make the world a better place, earn an MBA at night.","text_w_direction":"I want to start my own business. I want to be a millionaire. Lots of things. Travel, make the world a better place, earn an MBA at night.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48199,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Have you taken any concrete steps?","text_w_direction":"Have you taken any concrete steps?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48200,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pete","text":"Well, I'm still just fitting in here, you know? Getting used to the new job. But, definitely on the agenda. But that is a good idea, Angela. I should make a list.","text_w_direction":"Well, I'm still just fitting in here, you know? Getting used to the new job. But, definitely on the agenda. But that is a good idea, Angela. I should make a list.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48201,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, come on, Pete! God, that's just sad. If he doesn't watch himself, he's gonna be here for years, doing nothing. Wow, maybe Pete is the new Jim.","text_w_direction":"Oh, come on, Pete! God, that's just sad. If he doesn't watch himself, he's gonna be here for years, doing nothing. [sober realization] Wow, maybe Pete is the new Jim.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48202,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Do you see how the trapeze completely surrounds the wire? That means it's literally impossible for anyone to fall off. So you will merely sit below and be my counterweight as I pedal across the parking lot to that telephone pole.","text_w_direction":"Do you see how the trapeze completely surrounds the wire? That means it's literally impossible for anyone to fall off. So you will merely sit below and be my counterweight as I pedal across the parking lot to that telephone pole.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48203,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I will?","text_w_direction":"I will?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48204,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"You will. Yeah we weigh about the same, wouldn't you say?","text_w_direction":"You will. Yeah we weigh about the same, wouldn't you say?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48205,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Sure, if you weigh 105 pounds.","text_w_direction":"Sure, if you weigh 105 pounds.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48206,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"So you'll do it?","text_w_direction":"So you'll do it?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48207,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48208,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Come on, this will be the only thrill of your boring life.","text_w_direction":"Come on, this will be the only thrill of your boring life.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48209,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Dwight, you may find this hard to believe, but I love my boring life.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, you may find this hard to believe, but I love my boring life.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48210,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Come on.","text_w_direction":"Come on.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48211,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Exactly the way it is.","text_w_direction":"Exactly the way it is.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48212,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"No, Pam.","text_w_direction":"No, Pam.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48213,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Yes, and there's nothing you could say that would get me to run the slightest risk of losing it.","text_w_direction":"Yes, and there's nothing you could say that would get me to run the slightest risk of losing it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48214,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Please? Please, Pam?","text_w_direction":"Please? Please, Pam?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48215,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Find someone else, I don't know. Ask Phyllis.","text_w_direction":"Find someone else, I don't know. Ask Phyllis.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48216,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"I can't use Phyllis. Are you kidding me? The moment she steps off this bar I'll be launched into space. God, you're so insensitive.","text_w_direction":"I can't use Phyllis. Are you kidding me? The moment she steps off this bar I'll be launched into space. God, you're so insensitive.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48217,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pete","text":"Why are you getting rid of it?","text_w_direction":"Why are you getting rid of it?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48218,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Allergies.","text_w_direction":"Allergies.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48219,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pete","text":"Your husband?","text_w_direction":"Your husband?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48220,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"No, the baby. Please, it's my husband's favorite cat. He's broken up about it. It's the only time I've seen him cry other than our wedding night.","text_w_direction":"No, the baby. Please, it's my husband's favorite cat. He's broken up about it. It's the only time I've seen him cry other than our wedding night.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48221,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"You know what? I will take Comstock.","text_w_direction":"You know what? I will take Comstock.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48222,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Really? Oh, Oscar, thank you!","text_w_direction":"Really? Oh, Oscar, thank you!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48223,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"I'll come by after work and pick him up.","text_w_direction":"I'll come by after work and pick him up.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48224,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Yay! Oh, poor Robert. He won't get to say goodbye. He has this business dinner tonight","text_w_direction":"Yay! Oh, poor Robert. He won't get to say goodbye. He has this business dinner tonight","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48225,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"C'est la vie.","text_w_direction":"C'est la vie.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48226,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Please don't teach the cat French.","text_w_direction":"Please don't teach the cat French.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48227,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"Yeah. Good news, tonight when you come over for dinner, you can play with your old buddy Comstock.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Yeah. Good news, tonight when you come over for dinner, you can play with your old buddy Comstock.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48228,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"You ready?","text_w_direction":"You ready?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48229,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. You know what? I'll meet you down there. Just gotta make a quick call.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. You know what? I'll meet you down there. Just gotta make a quick call.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48230,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Kay.","text_w_direction":"Kay.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48231,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok.Oh, god.","text_w_direction":"Ok. [prepares bike trapeze]Oh, god.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48232,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Attention, employees of Dunder Mifflin. Everyone thinks the new guys are so cool cause they can slack line. Boo. Hey Clark, this is what a areal salesman looks like. They say that you only live once and I'm about to prove it. Dwight Schrute!","text_w_direction":"Attention, employees of Dunder Mifflin. Everyone thinks the new guys are so cool cause they can slack line. Boo. Hey Clark, this is what a areal salesman looks like. They say that you only live once and I'm about to prove it. Dwight Schrute!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48233,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, man. It's halpert. Did you go to the other guy yet? Great, don't. I'm in. Yeah, yep, I'm all in. Ok, talk to you soon. Bye. Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Hey, man. It's halpert. Did you go to the other guy yet? Great, don't. I'm in. Yeah, yep, I'm all in. Ok, talk to you soon. Bye. [hangs up] Yeah!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48234,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Woo! Ahh!!","text_w_direction":"Woo! [starts pedaling out until trapeze bike flips over, he dangles from the handlebars] Ahh!!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48235,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Creed","text":"In the parking lot today there was a circus. The copier did tricks on the high-wire, a lady tried to give away a baby that looked like a cat. There was a Dwight impersonator and a Jim impersonator; a strong man crushed a turtle. I laughed and I cried. Not bad for a day in the life of a dog food company.","text_w_direction":"In the parking lot today there was a circus. The copier did tricks on the high-wire, a lady tried to give away a baby that looked like a cat. There was a Dwight impersonator and a Jim impersonator; a strong man crushed a turtle. I laughed and I cried. Not bad for a day in the life of a dog food company.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48236,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"Crap. Sorry, Nellie.","text_w_direction":"Crap. Sorry, Nellie.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48237,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Nellie","text":"Once again, I understand that old habits die hard, but if everyone would kindly walk their refuse to the trash bins instead of tossing them, then we would—","text_w_direction":"Once again, I understand that old habits die hard, but if everyone would kindly walk their refuse to the trash bins instead of tossing them, then we would—[hit in the face with trash]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48238,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"Mm, swish.","text_w_direction":"Mm, swish.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48239,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, it's nothing to do with me. I just happen to be sitting near to where the bins are.","text_w_direction":"Oh, it's nothing to do with me. I just happen to be sitting near to where the bins are.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48240,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"There are two things that I am passionate about. Recycling and revenge.","text_w_direction":"There are two things that I am passionate about. Recycling and revenge.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48241,"season":9,"episode":1,"episode_name":"The New Guys","director":"Greg Daniels","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Nellie","text":"Fluke.","text_w_direction":"[As trash is thrown at her] Fluke.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1577,"air_date":"2012-09-20"}
{"index":48242,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"The building's custodian is on vacation for the month and Dwight is too cheap to hire a replacement. So, instead, we're living in filth. But, not for long. Because I have created the chore wheel.","text_w_direction":"[surveying an untidy office] The building's custodian is on vacation for the month and Dwight is too cheap to hire a replacement. So, instead, we're living in filth. But, not for long. Because I have created the chore wheel.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48243,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, yeah! Can I spin first?","text_w_direction":"[viewing the chore wheel for the first time] Oh, yeah! Can I spin first?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48244,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Well, it doesn't spin. We'll just move the wheel one notch each morning and... you see what chore you get that day.","text_w_direction":"Well, it doesn't spin. We'll just move the wheel one notch each morning and... you see what chore you get that day.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48245,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Kevin","text":"A wheel is supposed to spin.","text_w_direction":"A wheel is supposed to spin.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48246,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah, you know, like guh, guh, guh, guh, guh, guh, guh... guh.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you know, like [motions arm in circles] guh, guh, guh, guh, guh, guh, guh... guh.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48247,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"No, I'm familiar with spinning. It's just that wouldn't work with a chore wheel because people might get the same chore-","text_w_direction":"No, I'm familiar with spinning. It's just that wouldn't work with a chore wheel because people might get the same chore-","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48248,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Bugh, boring. All she talks about is chores.","text_w_direction":"[interrupting] Bugh, boring. All she talks about is chores.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48249,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Creed","text":"A wheel wants to spin, Pam.","text_w_direction":"A wheel wants to spin, Pam.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48250,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Spinning would be more fun.","text_w_direction":"[reluctantly] Spinning would be more fun.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48251,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"‘Kay.","text_w_direction":"[frustrated] ‘Kay.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48252,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Kevin","text":"Okay, that's what I'm talking about! Big money, big money! Mug duty?","text_w_direction":"[spinning a new ‘chore wheel' while everyone claps] Okay, that's what I'm talking about! Big money, big money! [wheel stops on ‘mug duty', disappointed] Mug duty?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48253,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Yes, you clean all the mugs in the sink.","text_w_direction":"Yes, you clean all the mugs in the sink.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48254,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Kevin","text":"This sucks.","text_w_direction":"This sucks.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48255,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah, seriously, it's like everything on there is work.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, seriously, it's like everything on there is work.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48256,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"I don't think you guys understand why we're doing this. It's-","text_w_direction":"I don't think you guys understand why we're doing this. It's-","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48257,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah, I don't think that you understand wheels.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I don't think that you understand wheels.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48258,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"I've been through several rounds of development with the team and here's where we stand with the chore wheel. We've got prizes! Ten bucks, candy bar, manager for an hour but, there are also penalties. Like, no internet, Stanley gets your lunch. The one thing that is not on the chore wheel is chores. But they were right; it's more fun this way.","text_w_direction":"I've been through several rounds of development with the team and here's where we stand with the chore wheel. [introducing a third ‘chore wheel', excited] We've got prizes! Ten bucks, candy bar, manager for an hour but, there are also penalties. Like, no internet, Stanley gets your lunch. The one thing that is not on the chore wheel is chores. But they were right; it's more fun this way.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48259,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"The tiny wheel actually does have chores. It's so cute no one seems to mind.","text_w_direction":"[everyone cheers as Meredith spins and lands on ‘tiny wheel'] The tiny wheel actually does have chores. It's so cute no one seems to mind.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48260,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Toilets!","text_w_direction":"[referencing the ‘tiny wheel'] Toilets! [everyone cheers as Meredith accepts her chore]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48261,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Pam, we gotta go. Cece, go back inside. Grandma's got breakfast, OK? We are going to Roy's wedding. Yep, Roy. I think the only weird thing about going to your wife's ex-fiancé's wedding on a weekday at eight AM is that it's your wife's ex-fiancé.","text_w_direction":"[at the Halpert residence as Cece twirls in the front yard, exiting front door] Pam, we gotta go. Cece, go back inside. Grandma's got breakfast, OK? [to camera] We are going to Roy's wedding. Yep, Roy. I think the only weird thing about going to your wife's ex-fiancé's wedding on a weekday at eight AM is that it's your wife's ex-fiancé.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48262,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Thanks, mom!","text_w_direction":"[exiting house] Thanks, mom!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48263,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"A banana?","text_w_direction":"[to Pam] A banana?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48264,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah. I'm afraid he's only gonna have hot dogs.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I'm afraid he's only gonna have hot dogs.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48265,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, come on. Not even Roy will have hot dogs at his wedding.","text_w_direction":"Oh, come on. Not even Roy will have hot dogs at his wedding.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48266,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Planned a wedding with him. He wanted hot dogs.","text_w_direction":"Planned a wedding with him. He wanted hot dogs.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48267,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Just... so weird.","text_w_direction":"[to camera] Just... so weird.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48268,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, Pete, you've got mail.","text_w_direction":"[as Pete and Clark enter office] Oh, Pete, you've got mail.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48269,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pete","text":"Really? I got something?","text_w_direction":"Really? I got something?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48270,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"Well, it's addressed to Customer Service so, it's your mail.","text_w_direction":"Well, it's addressed to Customer Service so, it's your mail.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48271,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Clark","text":"Well, you know, I'm also Customer Service.","text_w_direction":"Well, you know, I'm also Customer Service.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48272,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah, I'm alternating.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I'm alternating. [gestures both men]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48273,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pete","text":"Yay, another person yelling at me.","text_w_direction":"[sarcastically] Yay, another person yelling at me.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48274,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"Well, it could be a nice letter. I write nice letters to companies all the time.","text_w_direction":"Well, it could be a nice letter. I write nice letters to companies all the time.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48275,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pete","text":"That's really nice.","text_w_direction":"That's really nice.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48276,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Clark","text":"Wow, Newsweek, huh? This election... thing is crazy, right?","text_w_direction":"[looking down at Erin's desk] Wow, Newsweek, huh? This election... thing is crazy, right?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48277,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pete","text":"It's open.","text_w_direction":"[referring to the letter] It's open.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48278,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"Oh yeah, I accidentally read it. It's not a nice letter.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah, I accidentally read it. It's not a nice letter.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48279,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pete","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"[whispering] OK.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48280,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nellie","text":"Get excited. The special projects fairy has arrived.","text_w_direction":"[distributing paperwork to the office] Get excited. The special projects fairy has arrived.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48281,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Creed","text":"I know you don't really exist.","text_w_direction":"I know you don't really exist.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48282,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nellie","text":"Today, I launch my big charity initiative ‘Operation Give Back'. Andy has shot down all of my special projects thus far but, this one is about charity. So, I'd like to see him piss on that one.","text_w_direction":"Today, I launch my big charity initiative ‘Operation Give Back'. Andy has shot down all of my special projects thus far but, this one is about charity. So, I'd like to see him piss on that one.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48283,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Roy","text":"Darryl! Ha-ha! What's happening?","text_w_direction":"[at Roy's wedding] Darryl! Ha-ha! What's happening?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48284,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Darryl","text":"Congratulations, baby!","text_w_direction":"Congratulations, baby!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48285,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Roy","text":"Ah, thank you!","text_w_direction":"Ah, thank you!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48286,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Is this his house?","text_w_direction":"[Jim and Pam approaching the wedding venue] Is this his house?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48287,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Think so.","text_w_direction":"Think so.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48288,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Server","text":"Mimosa?","text_w_direction":"[approaching Jim and Pam] Mimosa?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48289,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"[taking glass] Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48290,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Server","text":"Would you like me to take your peel?","text_w_direction":"Would you like me to take your peel?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48291,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Yes, thank you.","text_w_direction":"[embarrassed] Yes, thank you. [finishes banana and hands server the peel]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48292,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48293,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Who's that?","text_w_direction":"[as Jim receives and declines a call] Who's that?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48294,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, my ex-fiancé.","text_w_direction":"Uh, my ex-fiancé.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48295,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Ha-ha.","text_w_direction":"[sarcastically] Ha-ha.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48296,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"I started a new business with my college friend. But, Pam doesn't know. Um... actually I did tell Pam and we decided ‘no'. But, then I decided 'yes' anyway. So, I'm thinking there's another conversation coming. And, it's hard to know when that will be.","text_w_direction":"I started a new business with my college friend. But, Pam doesn't know. Um... actually I did tell Pam and we decided ‘no'. But, then I decided 'yes' anyway. So, I'm thinking there's another conversation coming. And, it's hard to know when that will be.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48297,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nellie","text":"With Operation Give Back, you pick the charities Dunder-Mifflin supports.","text_w_direction":"With Operation Give Back, you pick the charities Dunder-Mifflin supports.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48298,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh boy! What's happening?","text_w_direction":"[grinning] Oh boy! What's happening?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48299,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nellie","text":"There's four thousand dollars to give away. So, who has filled out their form? Stanley?","text_w_direction":"There's four thousand dollars to give away. So, who has filled out their form? Stanley?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48300,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Stanley","text":"American Diabetes Association.","text_w_direction":"American Diabetes Association.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48301,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Angela","text":"Um, you have diabetes, Stanley. I'm sorry, is the assignment to pick a selfish charity?","text_w_direction":"Um, you have diabetes, Stanley. [to Nellie] I'm sorry, is the assignment to pick a selfish charity?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48302,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Toby","text":"I w-, uh, I would love to give uh-","text_w_direction":"I w-, uh, I would love to give uh-","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48303,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Kevin","text":"Heifer's International. Listen to this. They give a poor person like, a goat or something. It's a great prank.","text_w_direction":"[excited] Heifer's International. Listen to this. They give a poor person like, a goat or something. It's a great prank.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48304,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Creed","text":"I wanna work with, uh, Jimmy Carter and help build gnomes.","text_w_direction":"I wanna work with, uh, Jimmy Carter and help build gnomes.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48305,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nellie","text":"Dwight, what about you?","text_w_direction":"Dwight, what about you?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48306,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"I will not be participating as there is no evidence that charity works.","text_w_direction":"I will not be participating as there is no evidence that charity works.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48307,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Uh, correction, I give to a foundation that teaches homeless children nautical flag signaling. Changes lives.","text_w_direction":"Uh, correction, I give to a foundation that teaches homeless children nautical flag signaling. Changes lives.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48308,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nellie","text":"Thank you, Andy.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, Andy.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48309,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"I'm not doing it for you. I'm doing it for the preservation of nautical flag signaling.","text_w_direction":"I'm not doing it for you. I'm doing it for the preservation of nautical flag signaling.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48310,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nellie","text":"Dwight, you will be participating.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, you will be participating.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48311,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"No thank you.","text_w_direction":"No thank you.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48312,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nellie","text":"Participation is mandatory; Dwight, but you can choose whatever cause you like.","text_w_direction":"Participation is mandatory; Dwight, but you can choose whatever cause you like.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48313,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Fine, I chose the Global Relief Foundation.","text_w_direction":"Fine, I chose the Global Relief Foundation.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48314,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nellie","text":"Great, thank you.","text_w_direction":"Great, thank you.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48315,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Which was recently discovered to be a front for the Taliban.","text_w_direction":"Which was recently discovered to be a front for the Taliban.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48316,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, for goodness' sake, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"[everyone groans] Oh, for goodness' sake, Dwight.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48317,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah. The Taliban in Afa-ghanistan.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. The Taliban in Afa-ghanistan.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48318,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Creed","text":"The Taliban is the worst. Great heroine, though.","text_w_direction":"The Taliban is the worst. Great heroine, though.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48319,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nellie","text":"Dwight, I cannot have the Taliban on the roster of Operation Give Back.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, I cannot have the Taliban on the roster of Operation Give Back.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48320,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, it looks like there won't be any Operation Give Back. Ha, ha. The nanny state is over, ladies and gentlemen. You're welcome.","text_w_direction":"Well, it looks like there won't be any Operation Give Back. Ha, ha. The nanny state is over, ladies and gentlemen. You're welcome. [wads up Nellie's charity sheet and tosses it toward her]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48321,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"There he is. Is it almost time to cut the pancake, or what?","text_w_direction":"[approaches Roy back at the wedding] There he is. Is it almost time to cut the pancake, or what?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48322,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Roy","text":"Aw, yeah, god, we appreciate everyone coming so early. It's, everyone's just been so nice.","text_w_direction":"Aw, yeah, god, we appreciate everyone coming so early. It's, everyone's just been so nice.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48323,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Thanks for inviting us, by the way-","text_w_direction":"Thanks for inviting us, by the way-","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48324,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Roy","text":"Are you kidding?","text_w_direction":"Are you kidding?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48325,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"That was, that was a surprise.","text_w_direction":"That was, that was a surprise.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48326,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Roy","text":"Come on. If it wasn't for you, I never would've met Laura. I mean, seriously, kinda dodged a bullet on that one. Just kidding.","text_w_direction":"Come on. If it wasn't for you, I never would've met Laura. I mean, seriously, kinda dodged a bullet on that one. [sees Jim's reaction] Just kidding.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48327,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"You're welcome.","text_w_direction":"You're welcome.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48328,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Roy","text":"Thanks...aw.","text_w_direction":"Thanks...aw.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48329,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"By the way, man, this place is... beautiful.","text_w_direction":"By the way, man, this place is... beautiful.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48330,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Roy","text":"Started a gravel company. I mean, who knew it'd take off?","text_w_direction":"Started a gravel company. I mean, who knew it'd take off?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48331,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Gravel company?","text_w_direction":"Gravel company?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48332,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Roy","text":"Yeah. What about you? What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. What about you? What are you doing?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48333,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Not gravel, obviously. No, things are good. Things are good. Got some stuff in the works. So-","text_w_direction":"Not gravel, obviously. [both chuckle] No, things are good. Things are good. Got some stuff in the works. So-","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48334,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Roy","text":"Oh, cool.","text_w_direction":"Oh, cool.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48335,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, you never know.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you never know.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48336,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Kenny","text":"Hey bro, stop wasting time with this haircut. He's got a fifty-thousand dollar sports car. Cheers.","text_w_direction":"Hey bro, stop wasting time with this haircut. [referring to Jim] He's got a fifty-thousand dollar sports car. Cheers.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48337,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"OK, Kenny.","text_w_direction":"OK, Kenny.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48338,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Clark","text":"Duncan, listen, I would love to help you out but where am I gonna find somebody that's pretty, smart and well-informed? Huh? Hold on, hold on. Erin, do you know anybody that might want... Oh my gosh. You love the news, right?","text_w_direction":"[talking on phone] Duncan, listen, I would love to help you out but where am I gonna find somebody that's pretty, smart and well-informed? Huh? Hold on, hold on. [covers phone's receiver] Erin, do you know anybody that might want... [has realization] Oh my gosh. You love the news, right?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48339,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"Well, it depends. I mean, sometimes I find out things that are really sad.","text_w_direction":"Well, it depends. I mean, sometimes I find out things that are really sad.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48340,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Clark","text":"Well, I got a buddy that's a big time local news producer and I can't tell you his name, but it'd blow your mind.","text_w_direction":"Well, I got a buddy that's a big time local news producer and I can't tell you his name, but it'd blow your mind.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48341,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pete","text":"Uh, is it Duncan?","text_w_direction":"Uh, is it Duncan?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48342,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Clark","text":"He's looking for on-air talent and he'd kill me if I didn't get you on tape.","text_w_direction":"He's looking for on-air talent and he'd kill me if I didn't get you on tape.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48343,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"You mean, put me on the news?","text_w_direction":"You mean, put me on the news?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48344,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Clark","text":"You'll just come over, put on little lipstick, loosen up with a glass of red wine and then we'll just run through a few stories. You know, a couple different ways, with a couple different outfits. It'd be really tasteful and it'd really help me out with Duncan... with my friend. What do you say? Huh?","text_w_direction":"You'll just come over, put on little lipstick, loosen up with a glass of red wine and then we'll just run through a few stories. You know, a couple different ways, with a couple different outfits. It'd be really tasteful and it'd really help me out with Duncan... with my friend. [Erin considers] What do you say? Huh?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48345,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"Maybe, ok? Let me think about it.","text_w_direction":"Maybe, ok? Let me think about it.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48346,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Clark","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"[Pete looks on disappointed] Ok.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48347,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"Whoo!","text_w_direction":"Whoo!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48348,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Clark","text":"Think it over.","text_w_direction":"Think it over. [punches Pete]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48349,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pete","text":"No, Clark's not my friend. He is the douche that sits next to me at the office. My friends are Scott, Glenn, and Rob. But, you don't know them.","text_w_direction":"No, Clark's not my friend. He is the douche that sits next to me at the office. My friends are Scott, Glenn, and Rob. But, you don't know them.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48350,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"I never really thought much about being more than a receptionist. But, why? Because I happened to answer help wanted ad to be a receptionist? I mean, what if the ad had been for a CEO? Or for a brain surgeon?","text_w_direction":"I never really thought much about being more than a receptionist. But, why? Because I happened to answer help wanted ad to be a receptionist? I mean, what if the ad had been for a CEO? Or for a brain surgeon?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48351,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Roy","text":"So, ah, it was a year ago today that I met Laura. I thought she was my waitress and, uh, took her three weeks to tell me that she actually owned the place. You are full of surprises. You are my beautiful mystery girl. And, today, I have a surprise for you.","text_w_direction":"So, ah, it was a year ago today that I met Laura. I thought she was my waitress and, uh, took her three weeks to tell me that she actually owned the place. You are full of surprises. You are my beautiful mystery girl. And, today, I have a surprise for you. [approaches piano]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48352,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"He plays piano?","text_w_direction":"He plays piano?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48353,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"No. Roy? No.","text_w_direction":"No. Roy? No.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48354,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Roy","text":"You know how I said I was taking boxing lessons? Actually, I was doing this. Um, so, I hope that you like it.","text_w_direction":"You know how I said I was taking boxing lessons? Actually, I was doing this. Um, so, I hope that you like it. [sits in front of piano]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48355,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Darryl","text":"You got this, Roy.","text_w_direction":"[clapping] You got this, Roy. [Roy begins playing and singing She's Got a Way by Billy Joel, Pam and Jim looked shocked, Phyllis and Bob begin making out]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48356,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"We still surprise each other.","text_w_direction":"[in the car] We still surprise each other.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48357,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Definitely.","text_w_direction":"Definitely.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48358,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"You know, I never did it, but for your 30th birthday I really wanted to surprise you with-","text_w_direction":"You know, I never did it, but for your 30th birthday I really wanted to surprise you with-","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48359,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Courtside seats. Sixers.","text_w_direction":"Courtside seats. Sixers.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48360,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Yes. But, what I didn't tell you is that I actually bought the tickets. We only didn't go because it was-","text_w_direction":"Yes. But, what I didn't tell you is that I actually bought the tickets. We only didn't go because it was-","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48361,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"It was an away game.","text_w_direction":"It was an away game.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48362,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"In Phoenix. They should really tell you that more specifically. I mean, every game is an away game for one of the teams. Do we know everything about each other?","text_w_direction":"In Phoenix. They should really tell you that more specifically. I mean, every game is an away game for one of the teams. [long pause] Do we know everything about each other?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48363,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48364,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Tell me one thing about you I don't know.","text_w_direction":"Tell me one thing about you I don't know.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48365,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Um, ok.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Um, ok. [thinks but says nothing]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48366,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, here's one. Did I ever tell you about the time that my brothers videotaped the lottery announcement? And bought the winning numbers the next day? And then, played the tape for me the next week, and I-","text_w_direction":"[in the kitchen] Oh, here's one. Did I ever tell you about the time that my brothers videotaped the lottery announcement? And bought the winning numbers the next day? And then, played the tape for me the next week, and I-","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48367,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"And you thought you guys were millionaires.","text_w_direction":"And you thought you guys were millionaires.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48368,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"You heard that one.","text_w_direction":"You heard that one.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48369,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Yes. But there's, wait, oh, there's a funny ending to that story. I can't remember.","text_w_direction":"Yes. But there's, wait, oh, there's a funny ending to that story. I can't remember.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48370,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"That I thought we were millionaires.","text_w_direction":"That I thought we were millionaires.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48371,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Thought you were millionaires, yeah. That's funny. Shoot, I knew that one.","text_w_direction":"Thought you were millionaires, yeah. That's funny. Shoot, I knew that one.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48372,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"That's all right.","text_w_direction":"That's all right.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48373,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Angela","text":"The senator and I still have mystery. I'm always waiting to see what he's gonna surprise me with next.","text_w_direction":"The senator and I still have mystery. I'm always waiting to see what he's gonna surprise me with next. [Oscar chokes on his coffee]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48374,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"You all right?","text_w_direction":"You all right? [Oscar nods]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48375,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nellie","text":"You support the Taliban abroad. So I assume you're willing to live by their rules here.","text_w_direction":"You support the Taliban abroad. So I assume you're willing to live by their rules here.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48376,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Anything else would be inconsistent.","text_w_direction":"Anything else would be inconsistent.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48377,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nellie","text":"Will you join me then in a pledge to live by Taliban law in this office?","text_w_direction":"Will you join me then in a pledge to live by Taliban law in this office? [offers Dwight a contract]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48378,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Absolutely, I will.","text_w_direction":"[takes contract] Absolutely, I will.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48379,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"I feared Nellie had some sort of a plan but she used a ridiculous font. Huh. You don't have a plan.","text_w_direction":"I feared Nellie had some sort of a plan but she used a ridiculous font. Huh. [in a fake English accent] You don't have a plan.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48380,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nellie","text":"When you use a ridiculous font, no one thinks you have a plan.","text_w_direction":"When you use a ridiculous font, no one thinks you have a plan.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48381,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nellie","text":"Looking for this?","text_w_direction":"[holds up pen as Dwight searches his desk] Looking for this?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48382,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"What the?","text_w_direction":"What the? [follows Nellie into the break room]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48383,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, this is a lovely pen. Ah. But, it's mine now because I stole it.","text_w_direction":"Oh, this is a lovely pen. Ah. But, it's mine now because I stole it.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48384,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Gimme that.","text_w_direction":"[taking pen back] Gimme that.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48385,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nellie","text":"Didn't you sign a contract to live under Taliban law? And now, there's been theft. That means, you're not serious or... someone's getting their hand cut off.","text_w_direction":"Didn't you sign a contract to live under Taliban law? And now, there's been theft. That means, you're not serious or... someone's getting their hand cut off.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48386,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"You're insane.","text_w_direction":"You're insane.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48387,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nellie","text":"I know. So, it's better that you pick another charity.","text_w_direction":"I know. So, it's better that you pick another charity.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48388,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, and let your precious Operation Power Grab proceed unchecked? No thank you.","text_w_direction":"Oh, and let your precious Operation Power Grab proceed unchecked? No thank you.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48389,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nellie","text":"In that case, you... will have to chop off my hand.","text_w_direction":"In that case, you... [pulls out a cleaver] will have to chop off my hand.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48390,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"This cleaver appears to need sharpening. I suggest you spend some quality time together just you and your hand. Tie a shoe, toss a salad. Do any of the two hand activities that you'll miss the most.","text_w_direction":"[considers then takes cleaver] This cleaver appears to need sharpening. I suggest you spend some quality time together just you and your hand. Tie a shoe, toss a salad. Do any of the two hand activities that you'll miss the most.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48391,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nellie","text":"I tell you what. I need to make three calls. And then after that, you can become a person who chops off people's hands.","text_w_direction":"I tell you what. I need to make three calls. And then after that, you can become a person who chops off people's hands.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48392,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Sounds like a plan.","text_w_direction":"Sounds like a plan.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48393,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Clark wants to film you in different outfits inside his apartment?","text_w_direction":"[in his office] Clark wants to film you in different outfits inside his apartment?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48394,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48395,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Clark, you and I need to have a little chat. What clothes does Erin need for this news audition?","text_w_direction":"[entering annex] Clark, you and I need to have a little chat. What clothes does Erin need for this news audition?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48396,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Clark","text":"Uh... couple of button-downs, a camisole, a blazer, a pencil skirt, stilettos, maybe, no, no, not maybe, definitely open-toed. Uh, something low-cut because the camera makes everything seem higher cut.","text_w_direction":"Uh... couple of button-downs, a camisole, a blazer, a pencil skirt, stilettos, maybe, no, no, not maybe, definitely open-toed. Uh, something low-cut because the camera makes everything seem higher cut.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48397,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48398,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Clark","text":"Yeah, industry secret. You're gonna want some of those panty hose with the seam up the back.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, industry secret. You're gonna want some of those panty hose with the seam up the back.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48399,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pete","text":"Seems unnecessary for an audition.","text_w_direction":"Seems unnecessary for an audition.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48400,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Clark","text":"And then, you know, maybe just a robe to wear in between takes but I probably got one she can borrow at my place, so-","text_w_direction":"And then, you know, maybe just a robe to wear in between takes but I probably got one she can borrow at my place, so-","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48401,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Thank god someone here knows what their talking about. I want you to take this credit card, take Erin to the mall and get that stuff.","text_w_direction":"Thank god someone here knows what their talking about. I want you to take this credit card, take Erin to the mall and get that stuff.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48402,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Clark","text":"I absolutely will do that.","text_w_direction":"I absolutely will do that.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48403,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Awesome. Plop!","text_w_direction":"Awesome. [to Pete] Plop!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48404,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Clark","text":"Pff. Guess I'll just head over to the mall then. Buy Erin some sexy, fun outfits.","text_w_direction":"Pff. Guess I'll just head over to the mall then. Buy Erin some sexy, fun outfits.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48405,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pete","text":"That Clark, huh? Errr Ca!","text_w_direction":"That Clark, huh? Errr [punches palm] Ca!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48406,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Oscar","text":"Next question for our oldie-weds-","text_w_direction":"[in kitchen with several people around] Next question for our oldie-weds-","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48407,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Kevin","text":"What's the craziest place you've ever made whoopie?","text_w_direction":"What's the craziest place you've ever made whoopie?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48408,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Angela","text":"Language.","text_w_direction":"[to Kevin] Language.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48409,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Phyllis","text":"Who was Pam's first celebrity crush?","text_w_direction":"Who was Pam's first celebrity crush?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48410,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Oscar","text":"Pam's first celebrity crush.","text_w_direction":"Pam's first celebrity crush.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48411,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Toby","text":"John Stamos.","text_w_direction":"[whispering] John Stamos.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48412,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Ready?","text_w_direction":"Ready?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48413,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Uh-huh.","text_w_direction":"Uh-huh.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48414,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"John Stamos.","text_w_direction":"[as he and Pam flip their cards] John Stamos.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48415,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Angela","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48416,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Yes. But John Stamos was temporary. I quickly moved on to-","text_w_direction":"Yes. But John Stamos was temporary. I quickly moved on to-","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48417,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Toby","text":"Johnny Depp.","text_w_direction":"Johnny Depp.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48418,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Johnny Depp.","text_w_direction":"Johnny Depp. [everyone looks confused toward Toby]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48419,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Toby","text":"Sh, uh, um, I was having this separate conversation with Kevin. Uh, Johnny Depp.","text_w_direction":"[after awkward pause] Sh, uh, um, I was having this separate conversation with Kevin. Uh, Johnny Depp.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48420,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Kevin","text":"Totally. George Clooney.","text_w_direction":"Totally. George Clooney.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48421,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Toby","text":"Uh-huh.","text_w_direction":"Uh-huh.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48422,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Angela","text":"OK, I have one. I have one.","text_w_direction":"OK, I have one. I have one. [Jim's phone rings and he motions he's taking the call elsewhere]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48423,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Kevin","text":"What is the craziest place you've ever made whoopie?","text_w_direction":"[while Angela tries asking a question] What is the craziest place you've ever made whoopie?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48424,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Angela","text":"Kevin, stop it with that question.","text_w_direction":"[as Pam wonders about Jim] Kevin, stop it with that question.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48425,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Right. And did you show them the market? Yeah. And what'd they say? That's awesome! That, oh my god! Wow!","text_w_direction":"[in the stairwell on his phone] Right. And did you show them the market? Yeah. And what'd they say? That's awesome! That, oh my god! Wow!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48426,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"It's not even real yet. And I'm not gonna tell her 'til it's real.","text_w_direction":"It's not even real yet. And I'm not gonna tell her 'til it's real.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48427,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"I think maybe there actually is something I don't know about Jim.","text_w_direction":"I think maybe there actually is something I don't know about Jim.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48428,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Darryl","text":"Everyone, we have a voluntary meeting in the conference room to discuss Erin's confidence.","text_w_direction":"Everyone, we have a voluntary meeting in the conference room to discuss Erin's confidence.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48429,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Her body. We're gonna talk about her body. Good. Great job.","text_w_direction":"Her body. We're gonna talk about her body. [to Darryl] Good. Great job.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48430,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Darryl","text":"Andy made me his consigliere. Which means Assistant Regional Manager. I guess he thought I'd be into The Godfather 'cause I'm black. Wrong! I'm into The Godfather 'cause I'm a cinephile. I like Scarface 'cause I'm black.","text_w_direction":"Andy made me his consigliere. Which means Assistant Regional Manager. I guess he thought I'd be into The Godfather 'cause I'm black. Wrong! I'm into The Godfather 'cause I'm a cinephile. I like Scarface 'cause I'm black.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48431,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Erin has an audition to be a newscaster.","text_w_direction":"[to a full conference room] Erin has an audition to be a newscaster. [general acknowledgement]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48432,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Uh-huh. And I want her to feel very comfortable in her very sexy skin. So, everybody say something that you like about her body. All right? Darryl.","text_w_direction":"Uh-huh. And I want her to feel very comfortable in her very sexy skin. So, everybody say something that you like about her body. All right? Darryl.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48433,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Darryl","text":"OK, um, I like Erin's hair. It's a very pretty color.","text_w_direction":"OK, um, I like Erin's hair. It's a very pretty color.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48434,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, right?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, right?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48435,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"I'm sorry. This is for a news audition?","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry. This is for a news audition?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48436,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48437,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Oscar","text":"Then why are we talking about her looks? Why not her credibility? Or her reliability?","text_w_direction":"Then why are we talking about her looks? Why not her credibility? Or her reliability?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48438,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"News flash everyone. The human race finds attractive people more trustworthy.","text_w_direction":"News flash everyone. The human race finds attractive people more trustworthy.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48439,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Oscar","text":"I'm so sorry, Andy, but for twenty years, the most trusted man in America - Walter Cronkite.","text_w_direction":"I'm so sorry, Andy, but for twenty years, the most trusted man in America - Walter Cronkite.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48440,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Meredith","text":"Cronkite was hot. If I could go back in time, I'd take that mustache ride.","text_w_direction":"Cronkite was hot. If I could go back in time, I'd take that mustache ride.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48441,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Oscar","text":"Does Erin have any experience? Has she taken any journalism classes, maybe? Or...","text_w_direction":"Does Erin have any experience? Has she taken any journalism classes, maybe? Or...","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48442,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Angela","text":"Has she done the pageant circuit?","text_w_direction":"Has she done the pageant circuit?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48443,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"No, I watch the news.","text_w_direction":"No, I watch the news.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48444,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"She's gonna be amazing. Look at her. She's gonna light up the screen.","text_w_direction":"She's gonna be amazing. Look at her. She's gonna light up the screen.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48445,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"This is a first for me. And, I don't get a lot of chances, so I have to take them really seriously. I will do whatever it takes to get the job.","text_w_direction":"This is a first for me. And, I don't get a lot of chances, so I have to take them really seriously. I will do whatever it takes to get the job.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48446,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Clark","text":"Whatever it takes.","text_w_direction":"[whispering to Pete] Whatever it takes.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48447,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pete","text":"Yeah, I know, I heard. I heard.","text_w_direction":"[whispering] Yeah, I know, I heard. I heard.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48448,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"This is it. Any questions?","text_w_direction":"[places Nellie's hand on a board and holds up cleaver] This is it. Any questions?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48449,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nellie","text":"Is it gonna be long?","text_w_direction":"Is it gonna be long?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48450,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"No. It's gonna be over before you know it.","text_w_direction":"No. It's gonna be over before you know it.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48451,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"Afghan president Hamid Karzai declared a new policy of dollar days throughout the country. Promising low, low prices on all 2012 Kia Sentras and Sonatas. Aren't you glad you waited? Karzai commented.","text_w_direction":"[pretending to read news] Afghan president Hamid Karzai declared a new policy of dollar days throughout the country. Promising low, low prices on all 2012 Kia Sentras and Sonatas. Aren't you glad you waited? Karzai commented.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48452,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Darryl","text":"Um, where did you get that story?","text_w_direction":"Um, where did you get that story?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48453,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"A little bit here, a little bit there. I bet you didn't think I knew current events.","text_w_direction":"A little bit here, a little bit there. I bet you didn't think I knew current events.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48454,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"I love it. It's fantastic. Now, tag it with your name.","text_w_direction":"I love it. It's fantastic. Now, tag it with your name.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48455,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"For Channel 11 news, I'm Erin Hannon.","text_w_direction":"For Channel 11 news, I'm Erin Hannon.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48456,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Pause after 'news'.","text_w_direction":"Pause after 'news'.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48457,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"For Channel 11 news... I'm Erin Hannon.","text_w_direction":"For Channel 11 news... I'm Erin Hannon.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48458,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"No, pause longer.","text_w_direction":"No, pause longer.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48459,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Darryl","text":"That was a good one.","text_w_direction":"That was a good one.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48460,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Pause, pause longer. OK? Builds suspense. Don't be shy.","text_w_direction":"Pause, pause longer. OK? Builds suspense. Don't be shy.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48461,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"Got it. For Channel 11 news...","text_w_direction":"Got it. For Channel 11 news... [very long pause]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48462,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Wha, it's-","text_w_direction":"Wha, it's-","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48463,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"I'm Erin Hannon.","text_w_direction":"I'm Erin Hannon.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48464,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"OK. All right. Great. Some great stuff in there.","text_w_direction":"OK. All right. Great. Some great stuff in there.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48465,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"I can feel you looking at me.","text_w_direction":"[as Pam stares at him] I can feel you looking at me.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48466,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"OK. Well, here's something you don't know. A couple of weeks ago-","text_w_direction":"OK. Well, here's something you don't know. A couple of weeks ago-","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48467,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Uh-huh.","text_w_direction":"Uh-huh.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48468,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"I ran into this guy from my high school who has just gotten divorced and he hit on me. In the mall. And I didn't tell you because, I don't know, I felt embarrassed. And, I didn't know if you would be mad or worried. But, anyway, I thought you'd want to know.","text_w_direction":"I ran into this guy from my high school who has just gotten divorced and he hit on me. In the mall. And I didn't tell you because, I don't know, I felt embarrassed. And, I didn't know if you would be mad or worried. But, anyway, I thought you'd want to know.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48469,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"That didn't happen. You would've told me right away.","text_w_direction":"[after a pause] That didn't happen. You would've told me right away.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48470,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, I would've. What about you? Come on, there's gotta be something. Between your birth and the last two days, something you just haven't had the chance to tell me.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I would've. What about you? Come on, there's gotta be something. Between your birth and the last two days, something you just haven't had the chance to tell me.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48471,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Uh...","text_w_direction":"Uh... [looks at Pam]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48472,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Just tell me.","text_w_direction":"[looks knowingly back] Just tell me.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48473,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"God, give it up, Beesley. You know me too well.","text_w_direction":"God, give it up, Beesley. You know me too well.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48474,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Heh! Ha!","text_w_direction":"Heh! Ha! [making various sounds and movements while preparing to severe Nellie's hand] [Darryl enters, sees what's happening, and quietly exits]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48475,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pete","text":"Hey, um, I knew something bothered me and I finally figured it out. What news producers are gonna want to see is how Erin relates to the other people on the news team.","text_w_direction":"Hey, um, I knew something bothered me and I finally figured it out. What news producers are gonna want to see is how Erin relates to the other people on the news team.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48476,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48477,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pete","text":"The weird thing is Erin is doing the audition alone.","text_w_direction":"The weird thing is Erin is doing the audition alone.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48478,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"Oh god.","text_w_direction":"Oh god.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48479,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pete","text":"Now, I'd say Clark could be your co-host... he's already doing camera.","text_w_direction":"Now, I'd say Clark could be your co-host... he's already doing camera.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48480,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"Tuh.","text_w_direction":"Tuh.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48481,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pete","text":"Someone who's already got rapport with Erin, maybe. I don't know.","text_w_direction":"Someone who's already got rapport with Erin, maybe. I don't know. [Andy smiles at camera]","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48482,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Ha! This is for real this time.","text_w_direction":"Ha! [raises cleaver] This is for real this time.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48483,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Darryl","text":"It's getting late. I thought you guys could use a little inspiration.","text_w_direction":"It's getting late. I thought you guys could use a little [sets up laptop] inspiration.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48484,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, a movie. What is this?","text_w_direction":"[Darryl hits play] Oh, a movie. What is this?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48485,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Darryl","text":"127 hours. It's about this guy who-","text_w_direction":"127 hours. It's about this guy who-","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48486,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"No, no. No spoilers. Please.","text_w_direction":"No, no. No spoilers. Please.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48487,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Darryl","text":"My bad.","text_w_direction":"My bad.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48488,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48489,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Darryl","text":"Goodnight.","text_w_direction":"Goodnight.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48490,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Clark","text":"Hey! Everybody.","text_w_direction":"[answers his door to find Erin, Andy and Pete] Hey! Everybody.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48491,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48492,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Clark","text":"Come in.","text_w_direction":"Come in.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48493,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"All right!","text_w_direction":"All right!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48494,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Clark","text":"Come on in.","text_w_direction":"Come on in.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48495,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Nice.","text_w_direction":"Nice.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48496,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Clark","text":"What're you doing here?","text_w_direction":"[to Pete] What're you doing here?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48497,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pete","text":"Sorry, man. Andy though Erin needed a co-anchor. I'm his makeup guy. My hands are tied.","text_w_direction":"Sorry, man. Andy though Erin needed a co-anchor. I'm his makeup guy. My hands are tied.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48498,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"The victim was released from the hospital with second-degree burns.","text_w_direction":"[news anchor audition] The victim was released from the hospital with second-degree burns.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48499,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Wow. You know what they say Erin. If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.","text_w_direction":"[also as anchor] Wow. You know what they say Erin. If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48500,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"Well, he tried to but the fire door was blocked.","text_w_direction":"Well, he tried to but the fire door was blocked.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48501,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"He sure did.","text_w_direction":"He sure did.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48502,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Clark","text":"All right. We got that. That's a rap, everybody.","text_w_direction":"All right. We got that. That's a rap, everybody.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48503,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"Aw!","text_w_direction":"Aw!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48504,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Just, you sure Clark?","text_w_direction":"Just, you sure Clark?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48505,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Clark","text":"Yep, she's done.","text_w_direction":"Yep, she's done.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48506,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"No, I just, I don't mean Erin. I mean for me. I didn't feel good about that.","text_w_direction":"No, I just, I don't mean Erin. I mean for me. I didn't feel good about that.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48507,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Clark","text":"No, we got it. We got it.","text_w_direction":"No, we got it. We got it.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48508,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"Great! Let's get some food. I'm starving.","text_w_direction":"Great! Let's get some food. I'm starving.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48509,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"I don't think we did get it. I could do, uh, a couple more takes. We could do it in close-up. That might even be better for editing.","text_w_direction":"I don't think we did get it. I could do, uh, a couple more takes. We could do it in close-up. That might even be better for editing.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48510,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Clark","text":"OK, I don't.","text_w_direction":"OK, I don't.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48511,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48512,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"I'm hungry.","text_w_direction":"I'm hungry.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48513,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Uh, Pete, you wanna take Erin to get a burger or something?","text_w_direction":"Uh, Pete, you wanna take Erin to get a burger or something?","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48514,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pete","text":"Yeah, whatever you say, boss.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, whatever you say, boss.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48515,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"OK. I'll call you later.","text_w_direction":"OK. [to Erin] I'll call you later.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48516,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48517,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"So this is a single.","text_w_direction":"[to Clark] So this is a single.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48518,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"Hey, even if this doesn't work out for me, I'm just glad I had the guts to do it. And, maybe it'll work out for Andy.","text_w_direction":"Hey, even if this doesn't work out for me, I'm just glad I had the guts to do it. And, maybe it'll work out for Andy.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48519,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh god.","text_w_direction":"[as he and Nellie watch the movie] Oh god.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48520,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nellie","text":"That is absolutely revolting!","text_w_direction":"That is absolutely revolting!","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48521,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48522,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nellie","text":"He is so good, though.","text_w_direction":"He is so good, though.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48523,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48524,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nellie","text":"The way he just cuts off his arm.","text_w_direction":"The way he just cuts off his arm.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48525,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"If you like James Franco, we really should watch Rise of the Planet of the Apes.","text_w_direction":"If you like James Franco, we really should watch Rise of the Planet of the Apes.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48526,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nellie","text":"Well, he's a genius, you know? He was in graduate programs at Yale, Columbia and NYU all at the same time.","text_w_direction":"Well, he's a genius, you know? He was in graduate programs at Yale, Columbia and NYU all at the same time.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48527,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Whoopty doo. That doesn't make you a genius.","text_w_direction":"Whoopty doo. That doesn't make you a genius.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48528,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nellie","text":"Well, it doesn't make you stupid.","text_w_direction":"Well, it doesn't make you stupid.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48529,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, it does, actually. It makes you real stupid.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it does, actually. It makes you real stupid.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48530,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nellie","text":"Stupid like you.","text_w_direction":"Stupid like you.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48531,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"No, like you.","text_w_direction":"No, like you.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48532,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nellie","text":"Like you.","text_w_direction":"Like you.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48533,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"You're the stupid one.","text_w_direction":"You're the stupid one.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48534,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nellie","text":"You're the stupid one.","text_w_direction":"You're the stupid one.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48535,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"You're the stupid one.","text_w_direction":"You're the stupid one.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48536,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nellie","text":"You're the stupid one.","text_w_direction":"You're the stupid one.","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48537,"season":9,"episode":2,"episode_name":"Roy's Wedding","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"You, you, you, you...","text_w_direction":"You, you, you, you...","imdb_rating":7.2,"total_votes":1477,"air_date":"2012-09-27"}
{"index":48538,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Fake Jim","text":"Morning, Dwight","text_w_direction":"Morning, Dwight","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48539,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"Who are you?","text_w_direction":"Who are you?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48540,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Fake Jim","text":"Who am I? I'm Jim. We've been working together for twelve years. Ha, Weird joke, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Who am I? I'm Jim. We've been working together for twelve years. Ha, Weird joke, Dwight.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48541,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"You're not Jim. Jim's not Asian","text_w_direction":"You're not Jim. Jim's not Asian","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48542,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Fake Jim","text":"You seriously never noticed? Hey, hats off to you for not seeing race.","text_w_direction":"You seriously never noticed? Hey, hats off to you for not seeing race.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48543,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"Alright then Jim. Ahhh, why don't you tell me about that sale that you made yesterday?","text_w_direction":"Alright then Jim. Ahhh, why don't you tell me about that sale that you made yesterday?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48544,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Fake Jim","text":"Uh, Wellington systems? Sold them 10 cases of 24-pound letter stock. Or, were you talking about Krieger-Murphy? Because I didn't close that one yet, but I'm hoping I've got a voicemail from Paul Krieger waiting for me.","text_w_direction":"Uh, Wellington systems? Sold them 10 cases of 24-pound letter stock. Or, were you talking about Krieger-Murphy? Because I didn't close that one yet, but I'm hoping I've got a voicemail from Paul Krieger waiting for me.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48545,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Voicemail","text":"Please enter your password.","text_w_direction":"Please enter your password.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48546,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Voicemail","text":"You have one new message.","text_w_direction":"You have one new message.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48547,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"How did you know? No! No, no! That is sensitive information only for employees, not outsiders!","text_w_direction":"How did you know? No! No, no! That is sensitive information only for employees, not outsiders!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48548,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Fake Jim","text":"Dwight, cut it out, I'm trying to work.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, cut it out, I'm trying to work.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48549,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"You don't work here! You're not Jim!","text_w_direction":"You don't work here! You're not Jim!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48550,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Jim, I got us that dinner reservation. Grico's at 7","text_w_direction":"Jim, I got us that dinner reservation. Grico's at 7","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48551,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Fake Jim","text":"Oh great, can't wait.","text_w_direction":"Oh great, can't wait. [Kisses Pam]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48552,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Jim's at the dentist this morning. And Steve is an actor friend of ours.","text_w_direction":"Jim's at the dentist this morning. And Steve is an actor friend of ours.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48553,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't know who you are, but you are not Jim. This is Jim!","text_w_direction":"I don't know who you are, but you are not Jim. This is Jim!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48554,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh my—! Oh d—! Oh, how did—? Huhhhhh!","text_w_direction":"Oh my—! Oh d—! Oh, how did—? [gasps] Huhhhhh!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48555,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Erin","text":"Heyyy! Study buddies!","text_w_direction":"Heyyy! Study buddies!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48556,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"Oh, ok.","text_w_direction":"Oh, ok.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48557,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Erin","text":"Getting things done. Awesome!","text_w_direction":"Getting things done. Awesome!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48558,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"It's all about finding ways to make yourself more efficient. Life hacking, baby. This morning, I brushed my teeth in the shower. Saved my self 90 seconds. Which I just used to explain this to you. Damn it!","text_w_direction":"It's all about finding ways to make yourself more efficient. Life hacking, baby. This morning, I brushed my teeth in the shower. Saved my self 90 seconds. Which I just used to explain this to you. Damn it!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48559,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"Since Andy promoted me to assistant regional manager, I've been trying to step my game up, you know, be more productive. In fact, you know what? Let's knock out a few more of these sound bites while we're here. Whoa! That person has really gotten him or herself into quite a predicament.","text_w_direction":"Since Andy promoted me to assistant regional manager, I've been trying to step my game up, you know, be more productive. In fact, you know what? Let's knock out a few more of these sound bites while we're here. [pauses] Whoa! That person has really gotten him or herself into quite a predicament.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48560,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Erin","text":"S\"il vous plait...dites-Moi...Ugggghhh les Bleagh!","text_w_direction":"[speaking in French] S\"il vous plait...dites-Moi...Ugggghhh les Bleagh!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48561,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"Ah, French. It's a great language. If you're a chain-smoking acrobat.","text_w_direction":"Ah, French. It's a great language. If you're a chain-smoking acrobat.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48562,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Erin","text":"I'm just trying to fit in better with Andy's family. They all speak more than one language. Usually when I'm there!","text_w_direction":"I'm just trying to fit in better with Andy's family. They all speak more than one language. Usually when I'm there!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48563,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"You wanna learn a really impressive second language? Try dothraki. Win over any man in my guild.","text_w_direction":"You wanna learn a really impressive second language? Try dothraki. Win over any man in my guild.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48564,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"Dothraki is the native tongue of the nomadic war-mongering horse lords of Essos as featured in the superb Home Box Office series, Game of Thrones. It has a lot of nudity. Which I fast-forward through to get to the chopped-off heads.","text_w_direction":"Dothraki is the native tongue of the nomadic war-mongering horse lords of Essos as featured in the superb Home Box Office series, Game of Thrones. It has a lot of nudity. Which I fast-forward through to get to the chopped-off heads.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48565,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"I could teach you if you want. It's a lot easier than French.","text_w_direction":"I could teach you if you want. It's a lot easier than French.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48566,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah! Let's do it!","text_w_direction":"Yeah! Let's do it!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48567,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"Atherozar!","text_w_direction":"[exclaims] Atherozar!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48568,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Erin","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"[shocked] Oh!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48569,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"It means \"excellent\". And we have begun.","text_w_direction":"It means \"excellent\". And we have begun.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48570,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":". Is everything okay?","text_w_direction":"[asks Nellie who is tapping a pen on her desk]. Is everything okay?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48571,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"Hmm? Oh—oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, fine. Fine, fine, fine. I'm mean, I d—I just don't wanna—burden you with my massive stress freak outs!","text_w_direction":"Hmm? Oh—oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, fine. Fine, fine, fine. I'm mean, I d—I just don't wanna—burden you with my massive stress freak outs!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48572,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48573,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"It's just that I am taking my driver's license test in two days, and I need to practice with an experienced driver in the car. But I've had no time to do that, thanks to \"Demandy\".... I just want to hit the open road and drive, man! But...in who's car?","text_w_direction":"It's just that I am taking my driver's license test in two days, and I need to practice with an experienced driver in the car. But I've had no time to do that, thanks to \"Demandy\"...[Points to Andy's office with her thumb]. I just want to hit the open road and drive, man! But...in who's car?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48574,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"Nellie! Get your wrinkly old balls in here.","text_w_direction":"[yells] Nellie! Get your wrinkly old balls in here.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48575,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"","text_w_direction":"[sighs]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48576,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Nellie, I could practice with you in my car at lunchtime.","text_w_direction":"Nellie, I could practice with you in my car at lunchtime.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48577,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, Pam, thank you! You are my savior!","text_w_direction":"Oh, Pam, thank you! You are my savior! [hugs Pam]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48578,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie and Pam","text":"ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!","text_w_direction":"[giggling] ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48579,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"I'm sorry, I'm leaving you alone for lunch.","text_w_direction":"[to Jim] I'm sorry, I'm leaving you alone for lunch.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48580,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"Don't worry about it. I have a thing. A thing of soup. Which I've been wanting to try.","text_w_direction":"Don't worry about it. I have a thing. A thing of soup. Which I've been wanting to try.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48581,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"This is my research into how we might produce child-proof paper that doesn't give you paper cuts. We can't. And here is a print out of your genealogy from thisisyourfamilytree.com","text_w_direction":"This is my research into how we might produce child-proof paper that doesn't give you paper cuts. We can't. And here is a print out of your genealogy from thisisyourfamilytree.com","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48582,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"Executive-summary me. Hit the highlights.","text_w_direction":"Executive-summary me. Hit the highlights.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48583,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"Well, it turns out, you are a distant blood relative of Michelle Obama!","text_w_direction":"Well, it turns out, you are a distant blood relative of Michelle Obama!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48584,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"As in...","text_w_direction":"As in...","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48585,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"Wife of Barack, loves gardening, wants to wipe out fat children.","text_w_direction":"Wife of Barack, loves gardening, wants to wipe out fat children.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48586,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"Wow!","text_w_direction":"[silently mouths] Wow!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48587,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"This is super-flattering. She's the most popular person in America. This is a big day for both of us.","text_w_direction":"This is super-flattering. She's the most popular person in America. This is a big day for both of us.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48588,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"My fellow Americans, I have a feeling my approval rating is about to go through the roof. Turns out, I am related to Michelle Obama.","text_w_direction":"My fellow Americans, I have a feeling my approval rating is about to go through the roof. Turns out, I am related to Michelle Obama.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48589,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Erin","text":"I was intimidated by Andy's family before. And now I have to see the First Lady at holidays? She's gonna be like, \"What's your stance on politics?\" Or, \"What is the best war to do?\" And, I will just be like, \"Duhhhh!\"","text_w_direction":"I was intimidated by Andy's family before. And now I have to see the First Lady at holidays? She's gonna be like, \"What's your stance on politics?\" Or, \"What is the best war to do?\" And, I will just be like, \"Duhhhh!\"","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48590,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"Alright! We gotta get rid of all this junk food. Get fit, America! Not sure if the buzz has reached the annex yet, but uh...I'm related to Michelle Obama.","text_w_direction":"Alright! We gotta get rid of all this junk food. Get fit, America! Not sure if the buzz has reached the annex yet, but uh...I'm related to Michelle Obama.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48591,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pete","text":"Yeah we noticed early on, Andy really appreciates enthusiasm.","text_w_direction":"Yeah we noticed early on, Andy really appreciates enthusiasm.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48592,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Clark","text":"So we decided the best way to get ahead here is to be his cheerleaders.","text_w_direction":"So we decided the best way to get ahead here is to be his cheerleaders.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48593,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Clark","text":"Oooohhhhhhhh!","text_w_direction":"Oooohhhhhhhh!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48594,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Clark","text":"It's starting to have this reverse effect, though, where I really do think the stuff he does is awesome.","text_w_direction":"It's starting to have this reverse effect, though, where I really do think the stuff he does is awesome.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48595,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pete","text":"Yeah, me too. It's weird. Hard to remember what's real at this point.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, me too. It's weird. Hard to remember what's real at this point.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48596,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Clark","text":"Just clap through it, man.","text_w_direction":"Just clap through it, man.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48597,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"You log in sales at ten different times. If you log ‘em all at once, you save a lot of time. It's called batching.","text_w_direction":"You log in sales at ten different times. If you log ‘em all at once, you save a lot of time. It's called batching.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48598,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"That was really good, Darryl.","text_w_direction":"That was really good, Darryl.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48599,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"Life hacking, man.","text_w_direction":"Life hacking, man.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48600,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"There he is!","text_w_direction":"There he is!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48601,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"Andy, you gotta check this out. He just showed me—.","text_w_direction":"Andy, you gotta check this out. He just showed me—[gets interrupted by Andy].","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48602,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"Ahhhthathathathathta. Right now I need canned tuna, okay? Darryl, guess which talented individual, who also has a killer singing voice, is related to the First Lady?","text_w_direction":"[shushing Jim] Ahhhthathathathathta. Right now I need canned tuna, okay? Darryl, guess which talented individual, who also has a killer singing voice, is related to the First Lady?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48603,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"Tracee Ellis Ross. Daughter of the First Lady of Motown, Diana Ross.","text_w_direction":"Tracee Ellis Ross. Daughter of the First Lady of Motown, Diana Ross.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48604,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"It's me! I am related to Michelle Obama.","text_w_direction":"It's me! [chuckles] I am related to Michelle Obama.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48605,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"What?! Really?","text_w_direction":"What?! Really?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48606,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"I mean, it's distant, but...","text_w_direction":"I mean, it's distant, but...","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48607,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"Huh ha! That's cool, man.","text_w_direction":"[chuckles in agreement] Huh ha! That's cool, man.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48608,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"Right?","text_w_direction":"Right?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48609,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"Darryl said, \"Cool, man.\" He called me as cool man.","text_w_direction":"Darryl said, \"Cool, man.\" He called me as cool man.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48610,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"You know, I really do think it would be worth it to pull over and just take ten minutes to eat.","text_w_direction":"You know, I really do think it would be worth it to pull over and just take ten minutes to eat.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48611,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"Mmmm—the thing is Pam, I'm gonna be eating while I'm driving, so, I might as well get good at it.","text_w_direction":"Mmmm—the thing is Pam, I'm gonna be eating while I'm driving, so, I might as well get good at it.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48612,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Brake lights. Break lights! Break lights! Break lights!!!","text_w_direction":"Brake lights. Break lights! Break lights! Break lights!!!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48613,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"Whhooooo!","text_w_direction":"Whhooooo!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48614,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Oscar","text":"I'm just saying, what does it imply in this country when a white person shares an ancestor with a black person?","text_w_direction":"I'm just saying, what does it imply in this country when a white person shares an ancestor with a black person?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48615,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Phyllis","text":"You think that Andy's family owned slaves?","text_w_direction":"You think that Andy's family owned slaves?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48616,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Stanley","text":"Well somebody owned somebody. And I don't think anybody would buy an Andy.","text_w_direction":"Well somebody owned somebody. And I don't think anybody would buy an Andy.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48617,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"I throat-rip.","text_w_direction":"I throat-rip.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48618,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Erin","text":"Foth aggendak!","text_w_direction":"Foth aggendak!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48619,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"You throat-rip.","text_w_direction":"You throat-rip.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48620,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Erin","text":"Foth aggendi!","text_w_direction":"Foth aggendi!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48621,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"He/she/it throat rips.","text_w_direction":"He/she/it throat rips.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48622,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Erin","text":"Foth aggenda!","text_w_direction":"Foth aggenda!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48623,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"More of a, barbaric growl.","text_w_direction":"More of a, barbaric growl.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48624,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Erin","text":"Forth aggenda!","text_w_direction":"[in a barbaric growl] Forth aggenda!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48625,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"Louder! You're shouting it from the back of a horse!","text_w_direction":"Louder! You're shouting it from the back of a horse!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48626,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Erin","text":"Wah!! Aggenda!!","text_w_direction":"Wah!! Aggenda!!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48627,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Pretty crazy about Andy and Michelle Obama, huh?","text_w_direction":"Pretty crazy about Andy and Michelle Obama, huh?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48628,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"Yeeeeahhhh! It's almost unbelievable!","text_w_direction":"[laughs mischievously] Yeeeeahhhh! It's almost unbelievable!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48629,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48630,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"Well, you know how Andy has been really salting my onions, lately.","text_w_direction":"Well, you know how Andy has been really salting my onions, lately.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48631,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48632,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"Well, when he asked me to look up his ancestry online, I remembered that news story about Michelle Obama having white relatives, and I just knew he would eat that up!","text_w_direction":"Well, when he asked me to look up his ancestry online, I remembered that news story about Michelle Obama having white relatives, and I just knew he would eat that up!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48633,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"So he's not related to Michelle Obama?","text_w_direction":"So he's not related to Michelle Obama?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48634,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"Pam, I barely know how to turn on my computer.","text_w_direction":"Pam, I barely know how to turn on my computer.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48635,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"","text_w_direction":"[laughs]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48636,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Nellie's pretty fearless. And I think she might be maybe even almost sort of fun.","text_w_direction":"Nellie's pretty fearless. And I think she might be maybe even almost sort of fun.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48637,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"Pam!.","text_w_direction":"[whispers] Pam! [she pretends to slam a wrench over the tire service guy's head].","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48638,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"","text_w_direction":"[laughs]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48639,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Oscar","text":"Well, if there's another explanation, I don't really see what it could possibly be. I—","text_w_direction":"Well, if there's another explanation, I don't really see what it could possibly be. I—[gets cut by Andy barging into the convo]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48640,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"What's going on here? I'm related to the first lady, okay? Get over it. I still need weekly status reports from most of you, sooooo, can we get back to work, please? Get back to work!.","text_w_direction":"What's going on here? I'm related to the first lady, okay? Get over it. [chuckles] I still need weekly status reports from most of you, sooooo, can we get back to work, please? Get back to work! [Mimicks smacking everyone with a whipl].","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48641,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Oscar","text":"Andy! Andy! No! I would be very polite today.","text_w_direction":"Andy! Andy! No! I would be very polite today.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48642,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"Why? Is it employee's day or something? I cannot keep track of these BS holidays.","text_w_direction":"Why? Is it employee's day or something? I cannot keep track of these BS holidays.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48643,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Oscar","text":"Your connection. To Michelle Obama has certain... negative connotations. Most likely, your family were—slave owners.","text_w_direction":"Your connection. To Michelle Obama has certain... negative connotations. Most likely, your family were—slave owners.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48644,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"Does anyone else think it's possible that I come from slave owners?","text_w_direction":"Does anyone else think it's possible that I come from slave owners?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48645,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"Whoa! That person has really gotten him or herself into quite a predicament.","text_w_direction":"Whoa! That person has really gotten him or herself into quite a predicament.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48646,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"Hey mom, it's Andy. Give me a call when you get a chance gotta quick question for you, uhhhh no big deal just about America's national shame, thanks, Bye.","text_w_direction":"Hey mom, it's Andy. Give me a call when you get a chance gotta quick question for you, uhhhh no big deal just about America's national shame, thanks, Bye.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48647,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"Yes, yes, yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes, yes, yes.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48648,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"Great. Ooo! Spreadsheets! Yum, yum!","text_w_direction":"Great. Ooo! Spreadsheets! Yum, yum!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48649,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"I included some time saving ideas...","text_w_direction":"I included some time saving ideas...","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48650,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"Huh huh huh. Look, I'm not gonna lie to ya, I'm a teensy bit distracted right now.","text_w_direction":"Huh huh huh. Look, I'm not gonna lie to ya, I'm a teensy bit distracted right now.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48651,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"Look, Andy, even if your ancestors did own slaves, it wouldn't be your fault. This is only weird if you make it weird.","text_w_direction":"Look, Andy, even if your ancestors did own slaves, it wouldn't be your fault. This is only weird if you make it weird.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48652,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"Right on, brotha. Wurddd.","text_w_direction":"[snaps his fingers] Right on, brotha. Wurddd.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48653,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Erin","text":"Addor!","text_w_direction":"Addor!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48654,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"Daraas!","text_w_direction":"Daraas!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48655,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Erin","text":"Qazer!","text_w_direction":"Qazer!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48656,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"Daraas! Does anyone here have fermented mare's milk?","text_w_direction":"Daraas! [asks the rest of the office] Does anyone here have fermented mare's milk?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48657,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pete","text":"Hey Erin!","text_w_direction":"Hey Erin!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48658,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Erin","text":"Azem choma! Chomakka-attun!","text_w_direction":"Azem choma! Chomakka-attun!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48659,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pete","text":"Oh—okay. Sorry.","text_w_direction":"Oh—okay. Sorry.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48660,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, still, it must great to have something else going on outside of work.","text_w_direction":"Oh, still, it must great to have something else going on outside of work.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48661,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah—turn signal. It's exciting to be painting again—those are the wipers. So—the—its—just. There you go! Yeah. Yeah, things get so busy with the kids—red light—that it's nice to have that creative outlet—red light! Red light! Red! Red!","text_w_direction":"Yeah—turn signal. It's exciting to be painting again—those are the wipers. So—the—its—just. There you go! Yeah. [chuckles] Yeah, things get so busy with the kids—red light—that it's nice to have that creative outlet—red light! Red light! Red! Red!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48662,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"That is brilliant, Pam. I would love to see some of your work.","text_w_direction":"That is brilliant, Pam. I would love to see some of your work.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48663,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Well, since we're stopped at a light, uhhh, here is...the mural I did for Angela's baby.","text_w_direction":"Well, since we're stopped at a light, uhhh, here is...the mural I did for Angela's baby.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48664,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"That's amazing, Pam! Oh, I love the lion in the tuxedo!","text_w_direction":"That's amazing, Pam! Oh, I love the lion in the tuxedo!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48665,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Angela insisted that all the animals be fully clothed.","text_w_direction":"Angela insisted that all the animals be fully clothed.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48666,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":". Heyyy, has anyone turned in their status reports up here?","text_w_direction":"[to Erin]. Heyyy, has anyone turned in their status reports up here?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48667,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Erin","text":"Vos!","text_w_direction":"Vos!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48668,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"So, no? You think maybe you could remind people? I'm trying to down play the whole bossy boss thing today.","text_w_direction":"So, no? You think maybe you could remind people? I'm trying to down play the whole bossy boss thing today.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48669,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Erin","text":"Because of your slaves.","text_w_direction":"Because of your slaves.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48670,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"Not my slaves, my ancestors'. Maybe. Probably not.","text_w_direction":"Not my slaves, my ancestors'. Maybe. Probably not.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48671,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Erin","text":"Well, if it makes you feel any better, the dothraki word for \"slave master\", \"attafrauk!\", is a term of respect. I'm learning how to speak dothraki! Color you impressed?","text_w_direction":"Well, if it makes you feel any better, the dothraki word for \"slave master\", \"attafrauk!\", is a term of respect. I'm learning how to speak dothraki! Color you impressed?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48672,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"That you're learning a made-up language from HBO's Game of Thrones? I have a lot going on today...but this was a great nerd-out!","text_w_direction":"That you're learning a made-up language from HBO's Game of Thrones? I have a lot going on today...but this was a great nerd-out!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48673,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Erin","text":"Dwight, you didn't tell me you were teaching me a fake language.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, you didn't tell me you were teaching me a fake language.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48674,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"People laughed at Klingon at first, and now you can major in it.","text_w_direction":"People laughed at Klingon at first, and now you can major in it.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48675,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"Hi guys.","text_w_direction":"Hi guys.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48676,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Phyllis","text":"Hey boss! I am so thirsty. Could I have a scoop of water?","text_w_direction":"Hey boss! I am so thirsty. Could I have a scoop of water?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48677,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah. You don't have to ask me.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. You don't have to ask me.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48678,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"Ha ha! Okay. Great. Very funny. I get it. Just because my ancestors happen to be—. Very funny, Kevin. Changed my ringtone. Very funny. I liked the original song on my ringtone, which, you may remember, was \"Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes\" by Paul Simon, featurinnnngg Lady Smith—African American—Mambazo.","text_w_direction":"Ha ha! Okay. Great. Very funny. I get it. Just because my ancestors happen to be—[ringtone of Dixie plays]. Very funny, Kevin. Changed my ringtone. Very funny. I liked the original song on my ringtone, which, you may remember, was \"Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes\" by Paul Simon, featurinnnngg Lady Smith—African American—Mambazo.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48679,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Good. Very good.Oh—no! Here. It's, uh, a text from Andy. \"New special proj. Need fam tree for evbody. Really dig up dirt A.S.A.P.\" And then in parentheses, he wrote out \"as soon as possible.\"","text_w_direction":"Good. Very good. [cell phone beeping]Oh—no! Here. It's, uh, a text from Andy. \"New special proj. Need fam tree for evbody. Really dig up dirt A.S.A.P.\" And then in parentheses, he wrote out \"as soon as possible.\"","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48680,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"Mm. Ugh, looks like its pretend-y time again. Write back, \"looking for dirt.\"","text_w_direction":"Mm. Ugh, looks like its pretend-y time again. Write back, \"looking for dirt.\"","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48681,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, can I help? We could say someone is related to, uhm, Tonya Harding.","text_w_direction":"Oh, can I help? We could say someone is related to, uhm, Tonya Harding.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48682,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"Pam, I'm related to Tonya Harding.","text_w_direction":"Pam, I'm related to Tonya Harding.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48683,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Oh—gee—I'm—","text_w_direction":"Oh—gee—I'm—","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48684,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"No! I'm just practicing my lyyiiinggg! I love it.","text_w_direction":"No! I'm just practicing my lyyiiinggg! [whispers] I love it.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48685,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Brilliant!","text_w_direction":"Brilliant!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48686,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"What should we say about Jim?","text_w_direction":"What should we say about Jim?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48687,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Ummm. Oh! I'll say he's related to Richard Nixon. It's an inside joke. He looks really Nixon-y when he wakes up.","text_w_direction":"Ummm. Oh! I'll say he's related to Richard Nixon. It's an inside joke. He looks really Nixon-y when he wakes up.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48688,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"My ex behaved like Nixon. All of the lying. None of the sexual charisma. I just made a joke there.","text_w_direction":"My ex behaved like Nixon. All of the lying. None of the sexual charisma. [pauses] I just made a joke there.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48689,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"I'm sorry. It's just, uhm, I actually do have this weird feeling that there's something Jim isn't telling me.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry. It's just, uhm, I actually do have this weird feeling that there's something Jim isn't telling me.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48690,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh no! Oh! An affair! It is always an affair!","text_w_direction":"Oh no! Oh! An affair! It is always an affair!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48691,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Jim? No.","text_w_direction":"Jim? No.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48692,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":". How can you be sure?","text_w_direction":"[sighs]. How can you be sure?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48693,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Because he just loves me too much.","text_w_direction":"Because he just loves me too much.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48694,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"You're a cocky little thing, aren't you, Pam?","text_w_direction":"You're a cocky little thing, aren't you, Pam?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48695,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"I've done a little genealogy research of my own. Turn out I'm not the only one with a few skeletons in the ol' family closet. For example, Phyllis's great-great grandmother was responsible for spreading cholera to the United States.","text_w_direction":"I've done a little genealogy research of my own. Turn out I'm not the only one with a few skeletons in the ol' family closet. For example, Phyllis's great-great grandmother was responsible for spreading cholera to the United States.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48696,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Angela","text":"Ew.","text_w_direction":"Ew.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48697,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"Kevin is related to both John Wayne Gacy and John Wayne Bobbitt.","text_w_direction":"Kevin is related to both John Wayne Gacy and John Wayne Bobbitt.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48698,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Kevin","text":"And John Wayne?","text_w_direction":"And John Wayne?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48699,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"No. Not that I see here.","text_w_direction":"No. Not that I see here.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48700,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Kevin","text":"Wayne Johnson? The Rock?","text_w_direction":"Wayne Johnson? The Rock?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48701,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"You mean Dwayne? And no. What about Jim Halpert? Uh oh! Turns out, distant relative of the reviled, Richard Nixon!","text_w_direction":"You mean Dwayne? And no. What about Jim Halpert? Uh oh! Turns out, distant relative of the reviled, Richard Nixon!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48702,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"Pam always says I look like Nixon. That's crazy, right? I mean there's nothing there. True— Oh no.","text_w_direction":"Pam always says I look like Nixon. That's crazy, right? I mean there's nothing there. True—[touches his nose] Oh no.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48703,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"Dwight's grandfather was a—.","text_w_direction":"Dwight's grandfather was a—[is interrupted by Dwight].","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48704,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"Was a member of the Bund. Which is not technically the same thing as the Nazi party. So...","text_w_direction":"Was a member of the Bund. Which is not technically the same thing as the Nazi party. So...[clears throat]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48705,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"I was gonna say he was a tax evader.","text_w_direction":"I was gonna say he was a tax evader.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48706,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh. I was joking about that whole Bund thing. Oh ho, the look on your faces! Hahhahahahahah! Hahahahahah!","text_w_direction":"Oh. I was joking about that whole Bund thing. Oh ho, the look on your faces! Hahhahahahahah! Hahahahahah!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48707,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"And Meredith is a blood relative of Lizzie Borden.","text_w_direction":"And Meredith is a blood relative of Lizzie Borden.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48708,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Meredith","text":"Cool! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!","text_w_direction":"Cool! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! [mimics stabbing into Angela's throat]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48709,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Angela","text":"Stop it! Stop it! You're frightening me!","text_w_direction":"Stop it! Stop it! You're frightening me!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48710,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Phyllis","text":"Andy, did you call this meeting just to talk junk about our families?","text_w_direction":"Andy, did you call this meeting just to talk junk about our families?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48711,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah, that—you're being really mean, Andy.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, that—you're being really mean, Andy.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48712,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, Andy.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, Andy.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48713,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"No, I'm proving a point, okay? We all have ancestors who may have done horrible things in the past. But it's in the past and it's not our fault. So we don't have to talk about it.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm proving a point, okay? We all have ancestors who may have done horrible things in the past. But it's in the past and it's not our fault. So we don't have to talk about it.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48714,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Oscar","text":"The difference is, Andy, that you're the only be here still benefitting from the terrible things that your ancestors did.","text_w_direction":"The difference is, Andy, that you're the only be here still benefitting from the terrible things that your ancestors did.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48715,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"Might've done. And how... do you figure?","text_w_direction":"Might've done. And how... do you figure?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48716,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Oscar","text":"Your family's rich! I have to believe that a big part of the Bernard fortune was earned on the backs of slaves.","text_w_direction":"Your family's rich! I have to believe that a big part of the Bernard fortune was earned on the backs of slaves.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48717,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"You know, there's nothing wrong with being successful in America, Oscar! I'm not gonna apologize for my family's wealth. That wealth, could one day benefit society...if capital gains are ever taxed as the same rate as earned income.","text_w_direction":"You know, there's nothing wrong with being successful in America, Oscar! I'm not gonna apologize for my family's wealth. That wealth, could one day benefit society...if capital gains are ever taxed as the same rate as earned income.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48718,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Oscar","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48719,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"We merely transported them. Which at worst, makes us amoral middlemen.","text_w_direction":"We merely transported them. Which at worst, makes us amoral middlemen.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48720,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"Yo, d-dog. I need your help. I'm trying to think of things I can say that make it sound like I had a more difficult childhood than I actually had.","text_w_direction":"Yo, d-dog. I need your help. I'm trying to think of things I can say that make it sound like I had a more difficult childhood than I actually had.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48721,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"You're gonna po' mouth","text_w_direction":"You're gonna po' mouth","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48722,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"Exactly. Help me po' mouth, Darryl.","text_w_direction":"Exactly. Help me po' mouth, Darryl.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48723,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"Actually, Andy, you promised me five minutes to talk about productivity suggestions—","text_w_direction":"Actually, Andy, you promised me five minutes to talk about productivity suggestions—","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48724,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"What if I said that my dad beat me. And, I just left out the croquet of it all. Or, I could just go all the way and just say I grew up in an apartment. Or is that too crazy?","text_w_direction":"What if I said that my dad beat me. And, I just left out the croquet of it all. Or, I could just go all the way and just say I grew up in an apartment. Or is that too crazy?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48725,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"That could work.","text_w_direction":"That could work.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48726,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"You now, Darryl, this is textbook assistant regional manager stuff here, and I feel like I'm doing all the heavy lifting. I'm coming up with all the ideas here.","text_w_direction":"You now, Darryl, this is textbook assistant regional manager stuff here, and I feel like I'm doing all the heavy lifting. I'm coming up with all the ideas here.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48727,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"I'm going for a walk.","text_w_direction":"I'm going for a walk.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48728,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"[with a sigh] Okay.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48729,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Good. Good. And—","text_w_direction":"Good. Good. And—[Nellie hits the car against the bushes]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48730,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"You doing alright, man?","text_w_direction":"You doing alright, man?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48731,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"I'm done. I gotta get out of here.","text_w_direction":"I'm done. I gotta get out of here.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48732,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. Not the easiest day to be assistant regional manager.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Not the easiest day to be assistant regional manager.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48733,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"It's not just today, it's everyday. It seems like the better title I have, the stupider my job gets.","text_w_direction":"It's not just today, it's everyday. It seems like the better title I have, the stupider my job gets.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48734,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, come on, it can always get better. Right?","text_w_direction":"Oh, come on, it can always get better. Right?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48735,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"Hmm. Yeah right","text_w_direction":"Hmm. Yeah right","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48736,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"No, I'm serious. There's always something better.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm serious. There's always something better.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48737,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"Like what?","text_w_direction":"Like what?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48738,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"Like hypothetically... if I said there was another job. That you and I could both have.","text_w_direction":"Like hypothetically... if I said there was another job. That you and I could both have.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48739,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"What kind of job?","text_w_direction":"What kind of job?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48740,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"Something cool. Like, sports marketing or... that sound something like you'd be into?","text_w_direction":"Something cool. Like, sports marketing or... that sound something like you'd be into?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48741,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"Hell yeah!","text_w_direction":"Hell yeah!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48742,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"Right?","text_w_direction":"Right?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48743,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"That sounds awesome!","text_w_direction":"That sounds awesome!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48744,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"Ok, but wait. What if I told you that it was in Philly! So you'd have to...","text_w_direction":"Ok, but wait. What if I told you that it was in Philly! So you'd have to...","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48745,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"I love Philly!","text_w_direction":"I love Philly!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48746,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"Right?","text_w_direction":"Right?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48747,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"It's not even a thought—","text_w_direction":"It's not even a thought—","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48748,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"Not even a thought! It's not even that far away! I could still commute! Exactly. Exactly! Alright!","text_w_direction":"Not even a thought! It's not even that far away! I could still commute! Exactly. Exactly! Alright!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48749,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"What? Wait, wait, wait? So what? This happening?","text_w_direction":"What? Wait, wait, wait? So what? This happening?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48750,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, it's happening! Let's just keep it between you and me for right now.","text_w_direction":"Oh, it's happening! Let's just keep it between you and me for right now.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48751,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. For sure. for sure. Man! And Pam's into it?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. For sure. for sure. Man! And Pam's into it?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48752,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"We, uh, we haven't talked about. But I think that she's—I think she understands... what this is.","text_w_direction":"We, uh, we haven't talked about. But I think that she's—I think she understands... what this is.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48753,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"Oh, come on, man. I thought you had something real.","text_w_direction":"Oh, come on, man. I thought you had something real.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48754,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"What? No, no, no! Come on! This is real!","text_w_direction":"What? No, no, no! Come on! This is real!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48755,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"It's not real... until your wife is on board.","text_w_direction":"It's not real... until your wife is on board.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48756,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"So what did you want to show me?","text_w_direction":"So what did you want to show me?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48757,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"That is quite an ugly wall, isn't it?","text_w_direction":"That is quite an ugly wall, isn't it?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48758,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah. It's really ugly","text_w_direction":"Yeah. It's really ugly","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48759,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"Needs something, doesn't it? I'm thinking...a mural.","text_w_direction":"Needs something, doesn't it? I'm thinking...a mural.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48760,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"You mean me?","text_w_direction":"You mean me?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48761,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"Yes! You! You are soo talented! It's going to be my next special project. Hiring Scranton's most dangerous young muralist to paint the warehouse wall.","text_w_direction":"Yes! You! You are soo talented! It's going to be my next special project. Hiring Scranton's most dangerous young muralist to paint the warehouse wall.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48762,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Oh my god! I love it! Uh, I—Nellie, this is brilliant! Hey!","text_w_direction":"Oh my god! I love it! Uh, I—Nellie, this is brilliant! [sees Jim] Hey!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48763,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"Hey! Can I talk you? For a second?","text_w_direction":"Hey! Can I talk you? For a second?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48764,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"Anything you have to say to her, you can say to me. She never loved you!","text_w_direction":"Anything you have to say to her, you can say to me. She never loved you!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48765,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"What?! No! I-I got this. Okay?","text_w_direction":"What?! No! I-I got this. [Laughs] Okay?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48766,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"This is his fault. It is not your fault. I'm gonna find you someone better, and rich.","text_w_direction":"[quietly] This is his fault. It is not your fault. I'm gonna find you someone better, and rich.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48767,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"And Filipino. But we'll break that to her later.","text_w_direction":"And Filipino. But we'll break that to her later.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48768,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"You know what this is all about.","text_w_direction":"[to Darryl] You know what this is all about.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48769,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah. You too, huh?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. You too, huh?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48770,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"Yeah. Go on, spill it. Tell her all the gory details, youuuu sssnake!","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Go on, spill it. Tell her all the gory details, youuuu sssnake!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48771,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey! He deserves this. And he said I could get in on it too. Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Hey! He deserves this. And he said I could get in on it too. [whispers] Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48772,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"Ohhh, Pam, nooo! Oh, I can't bear to watch this.","text_w_direction":"Ohhh, Pam, nooo! Oh, I can't bear to watch this.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48773,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"I don't know what I was so worried about. I have the best wife in the world.","text_w_direction":"I don't know what I was so worried about. I have the best wife in the world.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48774,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"I still can't believe he didn't tell me.","text_w_direction":"I still can't believe he didn't tell me.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48775,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"I was helping Nellie drive—","text_w_direction":"I was helping Nellie drive—[Stanley interrupts]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48776,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Stanley","text":"Do not care.","text_w_direction":"Do not care.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48777,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pete","text":"Fonas chek!","text_w_direction":"Fonas chek!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48778,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Erin","text":"Dothraas! chek!","text_w_direction":"Dothraas! chek! [giggles]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48779,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Andy","text":"I like that guy. We should hook him up with Meredith.","text_w_direction":"I like that guy. We should hook him up with Meredith.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48780,"season":9,"episode":3,"episode_name":"Andy's Ancestry","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Erin","text":"Hmmm!","text_w_direction":"[in agreement] Hmmm!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1461,"air_date":"2012-10-04"}
{"index":48781,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Alright everybody, great season of softball, I'm super proud of you guys and I think you're gonna like this little highlight reel that I put together.","text_w_direction":"Alright everybody, great season of softball, I'm super proud of you guys and I think you're gonna like this little highlight reel that I put together. [Andy plays video]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48782,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Group","text":"Dunder Mifflin!","text_w_direction":"Dunder Mifflin!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48783,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Andy Bernard presents","text_w_direction":"Andy Bernard presents","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48784,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"That's me.","text_w_direction":"That's me. [repeats]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48785,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Fail.","text_w_direction":"Fail.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48786,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Is this like a blooper reel?","text_w_direction":"Is this like a blooper reel?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48787,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"A blooper reel? What is this, 2005? I look like Bob Saget? Fail! Who's this guy?Look at him dance. Fail!","text_w_direction":"A blooper reel? What is this, 2005? I look like Bob Saget? Fail! [Points to video] Who's this guy? [Jim steps back and forth from plate on video as Andy sings Meow Mix theme]Look at him dance. Fail!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48788,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Fail!","text_w_direction":"Fail!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48789,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"I deserved that.","text_w_direction":"I deserved that.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48790,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Do do do do do do do.","text_w_direction":"[Darryl runs in slow motion on video] Do do do do do do do.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48791,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"That was a triple.","text_w_direction":"That was a triple.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48792,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Can't take the fail? Get out of the fail video!","text_w_direction":"Can't take the fail? Get out of the fail video!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48793,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"My pleasure.","text_w_direction":"My pleasure.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48794,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Video Andy","text":"Hey, I'm Pete, puberty is such a drag, man. And I'm Clark! I like to eat toilet paper. We fail!","text_w_direction":"Hey, I'm Pete, puberty is such a drag, man. And I'm Clark! I like to eat toilet paper. [Clark and Pete wave at camera] We fail! [Video shows memorial of Jerry]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48795,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"I'd like to take a solemn moment to remember Jerry in the warehouse who passed away this year. Well, that's all folks. Ski ya later everybody. Thanks for a great season.","text_w_direction":"I'd like to take a solemn moment to remember Jerry in the warehouse who passed away this year. [Screen flashes 'FAIL' over Jerry's face, accompanied by fart noise, repeats twice.] Well, that's all folks. [photo of Andy watersking shows on screen] Ski ya later everybody. Thanks for a great season. [Group claps halfheartedly]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48796,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"What was that? That was just a normal video with you making vulgar noises.","text_w_direction":"What was that? That was just a normal video with you making vulgar noises.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48797,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Well, I worked with what I had, Oscar. Next time do more failure stuff, OK?","text_w_direction":"Well, I worked with what I had, Oscar. Next time do more failure stuff, OK?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48798,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, what happened to that video I sent you?","text_w_direction":"Uh, what happened to that video I sent you?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48799,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Oh that wasn't...that didn't work. That was not the right..","text_w_direction":"Oh that wasn't...that didn't work. That was not the right..[Group protests]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48800,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"I think I got it right here.","text_w_direction":"I think I got it right here. [Cheering on screen, Andy struggles with lifting water cooler, then falls over dumping the fluids on himself][Group laughs]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48801,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"That was not a fail.","text_w_direction":"That was not a fail.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48802,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Group","text":"Fail! Fail! Fail!...","text_w_direction":"Fail! Fail! Fail!...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48803,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"That was actually a serious accident that could have resulted in severe bodily harm. You're all failing right now. Congratulations on your epic fail of the use of the word fail!","text_w_direction":"[Group continues chanting \"Fail!\"]That was actually a serious accident that could have resulted in severe bodily harm. [Group keeps chanting] You're all failing right now. [Group continues] Congratulations on your epic fail of the use of the word fail! [Group claps and chants]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48804,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, god.","text_w_direction":"[Toby uses tester on wall as Erin marks wall with red tape X] Oh, god.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48805,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"What's going on?","text_w_direction":"What's going on?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48806,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Nothing! Nothing is going on. Keep moving please.","text_w_direction":"Nothing! Nothing is going on. Keep moving please.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48807,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Stanley","text":"What's he measuring?","text_w_direction":"What's he measuring?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48808,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"OK, excuse me. I am the landlord. This is between me and the management, no one else. Please.","text_w_direction":"OK, excuse me. I am the landlord. This is between me and the management, no one else. Please.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48809,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Toby","text":"It's an EMF hotspot.","text_w_direction":"It's an EMF hotspot.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48810,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh my god!","text_w_direction":"[Gasps] Oh my god!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48811,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"It stands for electromagnetic field. Generally cause by a concentration of wiring in one area Especially if they're poorly insulated. Dwight.","text_w_direction":"It stands for electromagnetic field. Generally cause by a concentration of wiring in one area [Erin marks red tape X on the floor] Especially if they're poorly insulated. Dwight.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48812,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Um, OK I'm just walking into this. Am I to understand there is a bee hive in the wall?","text_w_direction":"Um, OK I'm just walking into this. Am I to understand there is a bee hive in the wall?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48813,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Toby","text":"You think I have a machine for measuring bee hives?","text_w_direction":"You think I have a machine for measuring bee hives?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48814,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"I was just asking a question, Toby. How are you not murdered every hour?","text_w_direction":"I was just asking a question, Toby. How are you not murdered every hour?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48815,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Stanley","text":"Well I'm not getting paid to work in a microwave oven.","text_w_direction":"Well I'm not getting paid to work in a microwave oven.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48816,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"OK, listen. Everything here is up to code.","text_w_direction":"OK, listen. Everything here is up to code.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48817,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, the wires need insulation. It's a wire people. I'm not buying it a fur coat.","text_w_direction":"[mocking] Oh, the wires need insulation. [normal voice] It's a wire people. I'm not buying it a fur coat.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48818,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"[Jim rushes to open door for her] Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48819,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"You got it.","text_w_direction":"You got it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48820,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Last week, I finally told Pam about the other job I took in Philly...the side job. And she was so incredibly cool about it. And now I just wanna do something huge for her. Like if we were in some biker bar and she mouthed off to some bikers and they came lumbering over and I was like wham! Gotta go through me first.","text_w_direction":"Last week, I finally told Pam about the other job I took in Philly...the side job. And she was so incredibly cool about it. And now I just wanna do something huge for her. Like if we were in some biker bar and she mouthed off to some bikers and they came lumbering over and I was like wham! [mimes punch] Gotta go through me first.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48821,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Nellie","text":"Andy, could I have a word please? Um, it won't take a moment. It's extremely important and it really has to happen now.","text_w_direction":"Andy, could I have a word please? Um, it won't take a moment. It's extremely important and it really has to happen now.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48822,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Fine. I will give you one minute.","text_w_direction":"Fine. I will give you one minute.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48823,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, please don't use the hourglass.","text_w_direction":"Oh, please don't use the hourglass.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48824,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"You have one minute and your minute has begun and no time will be added at the end, even to accommodate this sentence with all of it's baroque dependent clauses and cascading turns of phrase.","text_w_direction":"You have one minute and your minute has begun and no time will be added at the end, even to accommodate this sentence with all of it's baroque dependent clauses and cascading turns of phrase.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48825,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Nellie","text":"I'm trying to adopt a baby.","text_w_direction":"I'm trying to adopt a baby.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48826,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"A baby what? A human?!","text_w_direction":"A baby what? A human?!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48827,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Nellie","text":"And the...agency require a character reference from my employer.","text_w_direction":"And the...agency require a character reference from my employer.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48828,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48829,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Nellie","text":"You wouldn't have to do anything. I would write the letter myself and you just simply sign it. So.","text_w_direction":"You wouldn't have to do anything. I would write the letter myself and you just simply sign it. So.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48830,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, OK. And fall right into your plagiarism entrapment scheme? I don't think so.","text_w_direction":"Oh, OK. And fall right into your plagiarism entrapment scheme? I don't think so.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48831,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Nellie","text":"It's not..it's-","text_w_direction":"It's not..it's-","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48832,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"And I happen to notice you're down to about thirty seconds here.","text_w_direction":"And I happen to notice you're down to about thirty seconds here.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48833,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Nellie","text":"Well then if I could just convince...","text_w_direction":"Well then if I could just convince...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48834,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"And those sand grains are tumbling..","text_w_direction":"And those sand grains are tumbling..","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48835,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Nellie","text":"You.","text_w_direction":"You.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48836,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"With fury...","text_w_direction":"With fury...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48837,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Nellie","text":"It's not..it's not","text_w_direction":"It's not..it's not","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48838,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Down the sides..","text_w_direction":"Down the sides..","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48839,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Nellie","text":"Entrapment if I'm..","text_w_direction":"Entrapment if I'm..","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48840,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Of the hourglass..","text_w_direction":"Of the hourglass..","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48841,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Nellie","text":"..writing..","text_w_direction":"..writing..","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48842,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Time's up!","text_w_direction":"Time's up!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48843,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Nellie","text":"Fine.","text_w_direction":"Fine.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48844,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Sure. I'll read her letter. And if she tells the truth about how evil and unfit to be a mother she is, then yeah. I'll sign that.","text_w_direction":"Sure. I'll read her letter. And if she tells the truth about how evil and unfit to be a mother she is, then yeah. I'll sign that.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48845,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"\"Statistical correlations exist between EMF radiation and various health hazards. But mainstream studies are inconclusive!\" That means you can't make me do squat.","text_w_direction":"[Reading from computer] \"Statistical correlations exist between EMF radiation and various health hazards. But mainstream studies are inconclusive!\" That means you can't make me do squat.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48846,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Meredith","text":"You better fix this. I already ditched my uterus and I ain't losing any more good parts.","text_w_direction":"You better fix this. I already ditched my uterus and I ain't losing any more good parts.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48847,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"You people don't realize what you're asking. I'd have to rip open the walls. We'd have to shut this place down for a week.","text_w_direction":"You people don't realize what you're asking. I'd have to rip open the walls. We'd have to shut this place down for a week.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48848,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Week off. That'd be great.","text_w_direction":"Week off. That'd be great.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48849,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey, if you don't want to teach me Power Point, just say so.","text_w_direction":"[Jim puts popcorn bag in microwave] Hey, if you don't want to teach me Power Point, just say so.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48850,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Clark","text":"I don't want to teach you Power Point.","text_w_direction":"I don't want to teach you Power Point.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48851,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"Come on! Just show me the Power Point.","text_w_direction":"Come on! Just show me the Power Point.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48852,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Clark","text":"Just do the tutorial.","text_w_direction":"Just do the tutorial.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48853,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"You're the tutorial.","text_w_direction":"You're the tutorial.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48854,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Clark","text":"No, dude, I'm not. I'm not the tutorial.","text_w_direction":"No, dude, I'm not. I'm not the tutorial.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48855,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"You could be.","text_w_direction":"You could be.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48856,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Clark","text":"Mm-mm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-mm.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48857,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"[to Jim] What are you doing?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48858,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Getting my wife a week off from work.","text_w_direction":"Getting my wife a week off from work.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48859,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"You popped one kernel.","text_w_direction":"You popped one kernel.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48860,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Awesome, right?","text_w_direction":"Awesome, right? [leaves]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48861,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Clark","text":"So Creed is that dude's step dad?","text_w_direction":"So Creed is that dude's step dad?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48862,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"Correct.","text_w_direction":"Correct.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48863,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Well, I don't know about the rest of you but I'm just gonna say it. I'm nervous. I have no idea what health problems this is all gonna cause.","text_w_direction":"Well, I don't know about the rest of you but I'm just gonna say it. I'm nervous. I have no idea what health problems this is all gonna cause. [group agrees, protests]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48864,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"What? Come on.","text_w_direction":"What? Come on.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48865,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Creed","text":"I'm getting older. I'm losing my hair...","text_w_direction":"I'm getting older. I'm losing my hair...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48866,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Meredith","text":"I'm not gonna grow a third arm!","text_w_direction":"I'm not gonna grow a third arm!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48867,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"I know what Jim is trying to do. He's trying to get big bad Dwight to shell out for a huge repair job while lucky Jimbo gets a paid vacation. Well sorry, lucky Jimbo, I can live very happily in a magnetic field. Most of my childhood heroes got their power that way.","text_w_direction":"I know what Jim is trying to do. He's trying to get big bad Dwight to shell out for a huge repair job while lucky Jimbo gets a paid vacation. Well sorry, lucky Jimbo, I can live very happily in a magnetic field. Most of my childhood heroes got their power that way.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48868,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"\"Side effects of EMF include","text_w_direction":"[reading from computer] \"Side effects of EMF include","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48869,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Had 'em all my life.","text_w_direction":"Had 'em all my life.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48870,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"\"..breast pain...\"","text_w_direction":"\"..breast pain...\"","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48871,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"No nobbies, no probbies. Nice try Jim.","text_w_direction":"No nobbies, no probbies. Nice try Jim.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48872,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Oof. \"Infertility.\"","text_w_direction":"Oof. \"Infertility.\"","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48873,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah right.","text_w_direction":"[scoffs] Yeah right. [Dwight moves mouse pad over his crotch]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48874,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Ah! There's my popcorn. Can you just grab that for me?","text_w_direction":"Ah! There's my popcorn. Can you just grab that for me?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48875,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Psh. Keep your snacks on your side, Jim. Idiot. What the?","text_w_direction":"Psh. Keep your snacks on your side, Jim. Idiot. [notices popped kernels in the bag] What the?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48876,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48877,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Some of these kernels have crowned.","text_w_direction":"Some of these kernels have crowned.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48878,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"That's impossible, cause that's a brand new bag... Oh my god.","text_w_direction":"That's impossible, cause that's a brand new bag...[looks up to ceiling where there is a red tape X over Dwight's chair] Oh my god.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48879,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Andy!","text_w_direction":"Andy! [Jim mimes basketball shot]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48880,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"I'm gonna drive you up to the lake, give you a whole week on the water. Just you, me and the kids.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna drive you up to the lake, give you a whole week on the water. Just you, me and the kids.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48881,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, can we stop by that pie stand on the way?","text_w_direction":"Oh, can we stop by that pie stand on the way?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48882,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"You mean Laverne's Pies Tires Fixed Also? Yes we will be doing that. We'll be getting a dozen.","text_w_direction":"You mean Laverne's Pies Tires Fixed Also? [Pam nods] Yes we will be doing that. We'll be getting a dozen.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48883,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"A dozen different pies? Cause that means rhubarb.","text_w_direction":"A dozen different pies? Cause that means rhubarb.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48884,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Why would you say that? I meant 4 apple, 4 blueberry, 2 cherry, 1 peach and 1 chocolate. I thought that was implied.","text_w_direction":"Why would you say that? I meant 4 apple, 4 blueberry, 2 cherry, 1 peach and 1 chocolate. I thought that was implied.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48885,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, OK then.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, OK then.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48886,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Ladies and gentlemen, I have heard your complaints and we reached a settlement.","text_w_direction":"Ladies and gentlemen, I have heard your complaints and we reached a settlement.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48887,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"So, we will be leaving the office for one whole week.","text_w_direction":"So, we will be leaving the office for one whole week.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48888,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Meredith","text":"Nice job.","text_w_direction":"Nice job.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48889,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"In my contract, it is stipulated that I provide a temporary work space. It will arrive in one hour.","text_w_direction":"In my contract, it is stipulated that I provide a temporary work space. It will arrive in one hour.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48890,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48891,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"What's this?","text_w_direction":"What's this?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48892,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Whoa!","text_w_direction":"Whoa!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48893,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48894,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Bring it in!","text_w_direction":"[Bus pulls into lot] Bring it in!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48895,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Roll into the future with Work Bus. Say goodbye to wasteful buildings. These days a mobile office isn't just for hotshot politicians. Now anyone can rent a work bus. If you've got a parking lot, a work space is just a phone call away. In this age of belt tightening and less empowered workers, a work bus is how tomorrow gets things done.","text_w_direction":"Roll into the future with Work Bus. Say goodbye to wasteful buildings. These days a mobile office isn't just for hotshot politicians. Now anyone can rent a work bus. [Meredith and Kevin bump chairs in bus angrily] If you've got a parking lot, a work space is just a phone call away. [Erin tapes candy dish to pole] In this age of belt tightening and less empowered workers, a work bus is how tomorrow gets things done.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48896,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Stanley","text":"There are a hundred packs..","text_w_direction":"[on phone] There are a hundred packs..","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48897,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"No six after the eight, no....","text_w_direction":"[On phone] No six after the eight, no....","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48898,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Stanley","text":"Shh!","text_w_direction":"Shh!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48899,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Shh!","text_w_direction":"Shh!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48900,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Stanley","text":"Ninety nine cases..yeah.","text_w_direction":"Ninety nine cases..yeah.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48901,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Six.","text_w_direction":"Six. [Pete opens air vent over Angela, papers go flying]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48902,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Ooh!","text_w_direction":"Ooh!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48903,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pete","text":"Oh sorry! Sorry.","text_w_direction":"Oh sorry! Sorry.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48904,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Oh my god!","text_w_direction":"Oh my god!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48905,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"Sorry.","text_w_direction":"[bumps into Meredith] Sorry.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48906,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Meredith","text":"Lose weight.","text_w_direction":"Lose weight.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48907,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"I'm trying. Sorry.","text_w_direction":"I'm trying. Sorry.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48908,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, the Pennsylvania Department of Public Welfare Pre-Adoption Standard.","text_w_direction":"[handing Nelly envelope] Oh, the Pennsylvania Department of Public Welfare Pre-Adoption Standard.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48909,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh of course, you were adopted.","text_w_direction":"Oh of course, you were adopted.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48910,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"I wish! No, I um, I made some short lists. I had a couple sleepovers, but I never managed to get in the end zone. I don't know what it was. Not loveable maybe? Oh well.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] I wish! No, I um, I made some short lists. I had a couple sleepovers, but I never managed to get in the end zone. I don't know what it was. Not loveable maybe? [laughs] Oh well.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48911,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Nellie","text":"Listen, I'm really struggling with this form. But as you know the system, you think maybe you could..?","text_w_direction":"Listen, I'm really struggling with this form. But as you know the system, you think maybe you could..?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48912,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"Absolutely. I know exactly what they want to hear. I would love to help.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely. I know exactly what they want to hear. I would love to help.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48913,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh thank you so much!","text_w_direction":"Oh thank you so much!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48914,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"Just don't tell Andy, because..","text_w_direction":"[whispers] Just don't tell Andy, because..","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48915,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Nellie","text":"He hates me and thinks I'm a monster. Should go back to Loch Ness.","text_w_direction":"He hates me and thinks I'm a monster. Should go back to Loch Ness. [Erin nods]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48916,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Clark","text":"Stretch. Alright.","text_w_direction":"Stretch. Alright.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48917,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Stanley","text":"How many times do you need to take a stroll?","text_w_direction":"How many times do you need to take a stroll?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48918,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Clark","text":"I, my legs cramp up! Ok, it's a circulation issue.","text_w_direction":"I, my legs cramp up! Ok, it's a circulation issue.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48919,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Stanley","text":"Boy, I will hammer spank your rear.","text_w_direction":"Boy, I will hammer spank your rear.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48920,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Alright, alright, gang. Let's just settle down. You're yelling in her face.","text_w_direction":"Alright, alright, gang. Let's just settle down. You're yelling in her face.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48921,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Clark","text":"It's a medical thing.","text_w_direction":"It's a medical thing.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48922,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Just...you good?","text_w_direction":"Just...you good?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48923,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Clark","text":"I'm good. I..","text_w_direction":"I'm good. I..","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48924,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"I'm so sorry for all of this.","text_w_direction":"[to Pam] I'm so sorry for all of this.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48925,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"It's OK. You know what they say, a change is as good as a rest.","text_w_direction":"It's OK. You know what they say, a change is as good as a rest.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48926,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"I, I need to get to the paper please.","text_w_direction":"I, I need to get to the paper please. [Reaching for overhead bin above Pam, papers fall and Pam has liquid spilled on her]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48927,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Oh my god! Ah!","text_w_direction":"Oh my god! Ah!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48928,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"I'll get you a napkin. Someone get napkins please!","text_w_direction":"I'll get you a napkin. Someone get napkins please!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48929,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"You know what? It's fine, it's fine. Let me just...it's fine.","text_w_direction":"You know what? It's fine, it's fine. Let me just...it's fine. [Pam leaves work bus]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48930,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Pam, I'm really sorry. I- I'm really sorry about...all that. Really? Smirking?","text_w_direction":"Pam, I'm really sorry. I- I'm really sorry about...all that. [Dwight smiles at Jim] Really? Smirking?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48931,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"What can I say? I love justice. You forced me to spend money on needless repairs, and uh now you're locked in a prison bus and your woman drips with beverage.","text_w_direction":"What can I say? I love justice. You forced me to spend money on needless repairs, and uh now you're locked in a prison bus and your woman drips with beverage.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48932,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, Dwight. I was trying to do something nice for Pam. Can you just, help me out? Can we maybe take this thing somewhere? Or do something to not make this the worst day ever?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Dwight. I was trying to do something nice for Pam. Can you just, help me out? Can we maybe take this thing somewhere? Or do something to not make this the worst day ever?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48933,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"It's not my responsibility to solve your marriage problems by spending my money on gas.","text_w_direction":"It's not my responsibility to solve your marriage problems by spending my money on gas.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48934,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Andy!","text_w_direction":"Andy!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48935,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Yo. Dudeces.","text_w_direction":"Yo. Dudeces.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48936,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"You're the boss. Don't you think we'd all be a lot more productive if while we were doing work we looked up and saw the best rural pie stand in Pennsylvania?","text_w_direction":"You're the boss. Don't you think we'd all be a lot more productive if while we were doing work we looked up and saw the best rural pie stand in Pennsylvania?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48937,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh, I know I'd be more productive.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I know I'd be more productive.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48938,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"As would I.","text_w_direction":"As would I.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48939,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Stanley","text":"No question.","text_w_direction":"No question.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48940,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"No. No! This is a work bus. The wheels are for transporting the work space to and from the work site.","text_w_direction":"No. No! This is a work bus. The wheels are for transporting the work space to and from the work site.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48941,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"What are you talking about? You're not the boss. Andy is. Andy?","text_w_direction":"What are you talking about? You're not the boss. Andy is. Andy?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48942,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis, Kevin & Stanley","text":"Pies! Pies! Pies! Pies! Pies!","text_w_direction":"Pies! Pies! Pies! Pies! Pies!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48943,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Alright! The fat people have spoken! Dwight, get this bus moving.","text_w_direction":"Alright! The fat people have spoken! Dwight, get this bus moving.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48944,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes! [Group cheers]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48945,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Next stop","text_w_direction":"Next stop","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48946,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Oh! Yes!","text_w_direction":"Oh! Yes! [Group cheers, Dwight moves to driver seat]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48947,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"So it looks like this work bus was a pretty good idea after all, huh?","text_w_direction":"[To Dwight] So it looks like this work bus was a pretty good idea after all, huh?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48948,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Get your foot behind the yellow line.","text_w_direction":"Get your foot behind the yellow line.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48949,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"You got it.","text_w_direction":"You got it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48950,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah Jim!","text_w_direction":"Yeah Jim! [Group claps]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48951,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"Stop.","text_w_direction":"[Sitting outside building] Stop.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48952,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Clark","text":"Come back.","text_w_direction":"Come back.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48953,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"Too late.","text_w_direction":"Too late.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48954,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Clark","text":"Mmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmm.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48955,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Group","text":"Shabooyah, role call. Shabooyah, yah yah shabooyah, role call.","text_w_direction":"Shabooyah, role call. Shabooyah, yah yah shabooyah, role call.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48956,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"My name is Pam.","text_w_direction":"My name is Pam.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48957,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Group","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48958,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"I like to paint.","text_w_direction":"I like to paint.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48959,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Group","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48960,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"You think you're better?","text_w_direction":"You think you're better?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48961,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Group","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48962,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Oh no you ain't!","text_w_direction":"Oh no you ain't!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48963,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Group","text":"Role Call! Shabooyah, yah yah shabooyah role call! Shabooyah, yah yah shabooyah, role call!","text_w_direction":"Role Call! Shabooyah, yah yah shabooyah role call! Shabooyah, yah yah shabooyah, role call!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48964,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"My name is Kevin.","text_w_direction":"My name is Kevin.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48965,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Group","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48966,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"That is my name.","text_w_direction":"That is my name.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48967,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Group","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48968,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"They call me Kevin.","text_w_direction":"They call me Kevin.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48969,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Group","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48970,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Cause that's my name.","text_w_direction":"Cause that's my name.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48971,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Group","text":"Role call! Shabooyah, yah yah shabooyah role call! Shabooyah, yah yah shabooyah role call!","text_w_direction":"Role call! Shabooyah, yah yah shabooyah role call! Shabooyah, yah yah shabooyah role call!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48972,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Creed","text":"Thanks. Playing a little hookey from work today....Oh my god.","text_w_direction":"[Dwight pulls over to pick up hitchhiker] Thanks. Playing a little hookey from work today....Oh my god.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48973,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Dunder Mifflin road trip twenty twelve! Ah OK, now a serious one.","text_w_direction":"Dunder Mifflin road trip twenty twelve! [group takes pictures] Ah OK, now a serious one.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48974,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, where's Dwight? He should be a part of this. Has he been acting kinda weird to you lately?","text_w_direction":"Hey, where's Dwight? He should be a part of this. Has he been acting kinda weird to you lately?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48975,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"If by lately you mean the last twelve years, yeah.","text_w_direction":"If by lately you mean the last twelve years, yeah.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48976,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"No, I mean he's sulking. That's not like him.","text_w_direction":"No, I mean he's sulking. That's not like him.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48977,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"He's just mad that we're all having fun.","text_w_direction":"He's just mad that we're all having fun.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48978,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Then why isn't he scheming? Or preparing to avenge?","text_w_direction":"Then why isn't he scheming? Or preparing to avenge?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48979,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"He's fine. He's indestructible.","text_w_direction":"He's fine. He's indestructible.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48980,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"Always say that a child is placed for adoption, never surrendered. We're not hostages.","text_w_direction":"Always say that a child is placed for adoption, never surrendered. We're not hostages.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48981,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Nellie","text":"Well, I have considered kidnapping one.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Well, I have considered kidnapping one.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48982,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"Never say that.","text_w_direction":"Never say that.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48983,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"I am so excited thinking about this child you're going to adopt.","text_w_direction":"I am so excited thinking about this child you're going to adopt.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48984,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Nellie","text":"I wish I could just wave a magic wand and make you a parentless five year old again. I would snap you up.","text_w_direction":"I wish I could just wave a magic wand and make you a parentless five year old again. I would snap you up.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48985,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Stanley","text":"Next stop pies!","text_w_direction":"Next stop pies! [group joins in]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48986,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Group","text":"Next stop pies!","text_w_direction":"Next stop pies!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48987,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Next stop pies!","text_w_direction":"Next stop pies!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48988,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Let's go driver! Laverne packs up the pie wagon at five so...","text_w_direction":"Let's go driver! [clapping] Laverne packs up the pie wagon at five so...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48989,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"At five? That's only twenty minutes from now. The pie shop is thirteen miles away. So at fifty five miles an hour that just gives us five minutes to spare.","text_w_direction":"At five? That's only twenty minutes from now. The pie shop is thirteen miles away. So at fifty five miles an hour that just gives us five minutes to spare.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48990,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"So wait, when pies are involved you can suddenly do math in your head?","text_w_direction":"So wait, when pies are involved you can suddenly do math in your head?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48991,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Wh...","text_w_direction":"Wh...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48992,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Hold on, Kevin, how much is 19,154 pies divided by 61 pies?","text_w_direction":"Hold on, Kevin, how much is 19,154 pies divided by 61 pies?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48993,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"314 pies.","text_w_direction":"314 pies.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48994,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"What if it were salads?","text_w_direction":"What if it were salads?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48995,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Well, it's the...carry the four...and...it doesn't work.","text_w_direction":"Well, it's the...carry the four...and...it doesn't work.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48996,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm sorry to spoil Jim's fantastic voyage everyone, but we're almost out of gas.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry to spoil Jim's fantastic voyage everyone, but we're almost out of gas.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48997,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"OK, well I saw a station about a mile back so, chop chop.","text_w_direction":"OK, well I saw a station about a mile back so, chop chop.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48998,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"That name brand place? Nope forget about it, sorry. The tanks are so big on this thing, five cents a gallon extra, that really adds up.","text_w_direction":"That name brand place? Nope forget about it, sorry. The tanks are so big on this thing, five cents a gallon extra, that really adds up.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":48999,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Are you kidding me? Dwight, come on!","text_w_direction":"Are you kidding me? Dwight, come on!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49000,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Hey honey, I don't think we should push him.","text_w_direction":"Hey honey, I don't think we should push him.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49001,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Oh no, I'm gonna push him. You know why? Because you're getting a pie. Why? Cause you deserve it. And what is he doing? He's trying to drive us all around the countryside looking for gas because he knows we won't get there. Is that what we want?!","text_w_direction":"Oh no, I'm gonna push him. You know why? Because you're getting a pie. Why? Cause you deserve it. And what is he doing? He's trying to drive us all around the countryside looking for gas because he knows we won't get there. Is that what we want?!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49002,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Group","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49003,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Stop ordering me around, Jim!","text_w_direction":"Stop ordering me around, Jim!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49004,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"What do we want?!","text_w_direction":"What do we want?!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49005,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Group","text":"Pies!","text_w_direction":"Pies!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49006,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"When do we want it?!","text_w_direction":"When do we want it?!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49007,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Group","text":"Pies!","text_w_direction":"Pies!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49008,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"OK, fine. You win. Jim, you win. We have been battling for a long time, but you know what? You win, cause you are the winner, you are the alpha male, there you go. Alpha male, go buy your wife a pie. Go buy the whole world a pie.","text_w_direction":"OK, fine. You win. Jim, you win. We have been battling for a long time, but you know what? You win, cause you are the winner, you are the alpha male, there you go. [drops keys in Jim's lap] Alpha male, go buy your wife a pie. Go buy the whole world a pie.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49009,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"That's impossible. Dwight!","text_w_direction":"That's impossible. [Dwight climbs through ceiling hatch] Dwight!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49010,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Meredith","text":"Oh my!","text_w_direction":"Oh my!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49011,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49012,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Meredith","text":"Dwight, what the hell?","text_w_direction":"Dwight, what the hell?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49013,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Dwight!","text_w_direction":"Dwight!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49014,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Clark","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49015,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Well now I don't even feel like pie. Wait...no it's back.","text_w_direction":"Well now I don't even feel like pie. Wait...no it's back.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49016,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"Just drive away. Just..","text_w_direction":"[Dwight's footsteps sound from the ceiling] Just drive away. Just..","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49017,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Phyllis! That's not safe.","text_w_direction":"Phyllis! That's not safe.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49018,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Guys, we only have eighteen minutes left. At sixty one miles an hour we're just gonna barely make it.","text_w_direction":"Guys, we only have eighteen minutes left. At sixty one miles an hour we're just gonna barely make it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49019,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Go up and check on him. He's upset.","text_w_direction":"[to Jim] Go up and check on him. He's upset.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49020,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"You know he's doing all this on purpose.","text_w_direction":"You know he's doing all this on purpose.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49021,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Please? Just make sure he's OK?","text_w_direction":"Please? Just make sure he's OK? [Jim climbs through hatch]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49022,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Stanley","text":"Hurry it up for god's sake. They're gonna be out of banana cream!","text_w_direction":"Hurry it up for god's sake. They're gonna be out of banana cream!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49023,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Banana cream is the first to go. We'll be lucky to get pumpkin at this point!","text_w_direction":"Banana cream is the first to go. We'll be lucky to get pumpkin at this point! [group gasps]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49024,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Meredith","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49025,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight? Why are you such a jerk? I am trying to do something for my wife and you keep derailing-","text_w_direction":"Dwight? Why are you such a jerk? I am trying to do something for my wife and you keep derailing-","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49026,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm barren, Jim.","text_w_direction":"I'm barren, Jim.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49027,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49028,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"My trouser hives are void of honey. I had congress with Angela and the child that she bore did not issue from my loins. I thought I would be a father and instead I am a eunuch. Neutered by my own building.","text_w_direction":"My trouser hives are void of honey. I had congress with Angela and the child that she bore did not issue from my loins. I thought I would be a father and instead I am a eunuch. Neutered by my own building.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49029,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Is this about the popcorn? Or the X on the ceiling? Dwight, that was a prank.","text_w_direction":"Is this about the popcorn? Or the X on the ceiling? Dwight, that was a prank.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49030,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"You mean you flooded my building with dangerous electromagnetic radiation as a prank?","text_w_direction":"You mean you flooded my building with dangerous electromagnetic radiation as a prank?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49031,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49032,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"That's genius. That's the best prank you've ever done.","text_w_direction":"That's genius. That's the best prank you've ever done. [laughs]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49033,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"I'll take it.","text_w_direction":"I'll take it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49034,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Nellie","text":"Andy?","text_w_direction":"Andy?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49035,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Who is it?","text_w_direction":"Who is it?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49036,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Nellie","text":"Um, is this a good time?","text_w_direction":"Um, is this a good time?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49037,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah. Perfect time. I'm right in the middle of a rooftop crisis. Fine, let me read it. What do we have here? Uh, ok, blah blah blah blah blah, dah dah dah dah dah dah, you've made this very easy for me. It's unsignable.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Perfect time. I'm right in the middle of a rooftop crisis. [takes paper from Nelly] Fine, let me read it. What do we have here? Uh, ok, [reading] blah blah blah blah blah, dah dah dah dah dah dah, you've made this very easy for me. It's unsignable.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49038,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, why, is there something?","text_w_direction":"Oh, why, is there something?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49039,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"It's inaccurate, dishonest and...in a word? Dongwater.","text_w_direction":"It's inaccurate, dishonest and...in a word? Dongwater.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49040,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Nellie","text":"Ah well, perhaps I could rewrite some of the-","text_w_direction":"Ah well, perhaps I could rewrite some of the-","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49041,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Here's the thing, you asked me to do you a favor? I did it. I read it. Thank you very much to me for my time. Good luck with your impossible dream.","text_w_direction":"Here's the thing, you asked me to do you a favor? I did it. I read it. Thank you very much to me for my time. Good luck with your impossible dream.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49042,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Nellie","text":"Alright then.","text_w_direction":"Alright then.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49043,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight, sometimes it takes couples years to get pregnant.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, sometimes it takes couples years to get pregnant.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49044,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Really? How long did it take you and Pam to conceive?","text_w_direction":"Really? How long did it take you and Pam to conceive?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49045,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"That doesn't matter.","text_w_direction":"That doesn't matter.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49046,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"What position did you use to conceive?","text_w_direction":"What position did you use to conceive?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49047,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Ok...that's not...","text_w_direction":"Ok...that's not...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49048,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Regular? Or lady on her back? You used lady on her back, didn't you, you freak. Yuck, gross. Never mind, Jim.","text_w_direction":"Regular? Or lady on her back? You used lady on her back, didn't you, you freak. Yuck, gross. Never mind, Jim.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49049,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"British women. Famously overemotional. Am I right?","text_w_direction":"[To Pete. Crying sounds come from behind Nelly's curtain] British women. Famously overemotional. Am I right?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49050,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pete","text":"I don't think that's Nelly.","text_w_direction":"I don't think that's Nelly.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49051,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49052,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, oh no, no. Look, it's alright. It really isn't your fault. No, no. Look, it's...you were so kind. And it isn't anything to do with you.","text_w_direction":"Oh, oh no, no. Look, it's alright. [Erin cries, Nelly comforts her] It really isn't your fault. No, no. Look, it's...you were so kind. And it isn't anything to do with you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49053,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Did you ever think that because you own the building, everyone in it, we're all kinda like your children?","text_w_direction":"Did you ever think that because you own the building, everyone in it, we're all kinda like your children?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49054,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"You know there's a phrase about that in German. Bildenkinder. Used almost exclusively by childless landlords to console themselves. But now? I really understand it.","text_w_direction":"You know there's a phrase about that in German. Bildenkinder. Used almost exclusively by childless landlords to console themselves. But now? I really understand it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49055,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Well, now you have a bus full of real..bilden..kin..","text_w_direction":"Well, now you have a bus full of real..bilden..kin..","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49056,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Bildenkinder.","text_w_direction":"Bildenkinder.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49057,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"OK. And they're all dangerously close to not getting pie. And there's only one guy who can save them. It's not me.","text_w_direction":"OK. And they're all dangerously close to not getting pie. And there's only one guy who can save them. It's not me.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49058,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Oh! Hey! How'd it go?","text_w_direction":"Oh! [Jim reenters bus through hatch] Hey! How'd it go?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49059,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"It's pretty good actually.","text_w_direction":"It's pretty good actually.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49060,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49061,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"We bonded. We got to-","text_w_direction":"We bonded. We got to- [Dwight starts dropping into the bus on top of Jim]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49062,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Whoa! Whoa! Dwight!","text_w_direction":"Whoa! Whoa! Dwight! [group reacts]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49063,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"When you don't get out of the way! Out of the way!","text_w_direction":"When you don't get out of the way! Out of the way!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49064,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"You feel OK now?","text_w_direction":"You feel OK now?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49065,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, better than OK. You know what honey? I'm gonna get you that rhubarb pie.","text_w_direction":"Oh, better than OK. [grabs Pam's shoulders] You know what honey? I'm gonna get you that rhubarb pie.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49066,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Well, actually, rhubarb is-","text_w_direction":"Well, actually, rhubarb is-","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49067,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Don't..","text_w_direction":"Don't..","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49068,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"the one pie that I don't.","text_w_direction":"the one pie that I don't.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49069,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Don't..","text_w_direction":"Don't..","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49070,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Everybody! Hang on!","text_w_direction":"Everybody! Hang on! [Dwight pulls out quickly]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49071,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh! [bus tears around corners as group crashes into each other]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49072,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Pie! Pie! Pie!","text_w_direction":"[Group chants along] Pie! Pie! Pie!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49073,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Group","text":"Pie! Pie! Pie! Pie!","text_w_direction":"Pie! Pie! Pie! Pie! [cheers as they arrive]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49074,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49075,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"I changed my mind.","text_w_direction":"I changed my mind. [gives Nelly papers]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49076,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, you signed it?","text_w_direction":"Oh, you signed it?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49077,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah. Not as is, obviously. Made a couple changes. Added some sentences at the end. Trust me it needed it. Well, yeah, whatever. So.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Not as is, obviously. Made a couple changes. Added some sentences at the end. Trust me it needed it. [laughs] Well, yeah, whatever. So. [walks away]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49078,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Nellie","text":"\"She's tough in business, but tender with the people she cares about. She'll make a wonderful mother to any child who can overlook weird accents.\"","text_w_direction":"[Reading] \"She's tough in business, but tender with the people she cares about. She'll make a wonderful mother to any child who can overlook weird accents.\"","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49079,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"I insult you, Oscar.","text_w_direction":"I insult you, Oscar.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49080,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49081,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"I insult you! To your face!","text_w_direction":"I insult you! To your face!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49082,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"I don't know what you're talking about.","text_w_direction":"I don't know what you're talking about.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49083,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Then why don't you do something about it?","text_w_direction":"Then why don't you do something about it?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49084,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Kevin, are you trying to get me to hit you? In the face with my pie?","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Kevin, are you trying to get me to hit you? In the face with my pie?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49085,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"You don't have the guts. You stupid, dumb, doo doo face! Yes!","text_w_direction":"You don't have the guts. You stupid, dumb, doo doo face! [Oscar pies Kevin] Yes!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49086,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Oh my god. I'm getting so stuffed.","text_w_direction":"Oh my god. I'm getting so stuffed.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49087,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"We did it.","text_w_direction":"We did it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49088,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"You did it.","text_w_direction":"You did it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49089,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"My name is Andy!","text_w_direction":"My name is Andy!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49090,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Group","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"[bored] Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49091,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"I don't do drugs!","text_w_direction":"I don't do drugs!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49092,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Group","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49093,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Now check the style!","text_w_direction":"Now check the style!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49094,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Group","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49095,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Of Flatt & Scruggs!","text_w_direction":"Of Flatt & Scruggs!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49096,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Group","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. [Andy plays banjo]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49097,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Role call.","text_w_direction":"Role call.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49098,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"Role call.","text_w_direction":"Role call.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49099,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Role call.","text_w_direction":"Role call.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49100,"season":9,"episode":4,"episode_name":"Work Bus","director":"Bryan Cranston","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Creed","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1551,"air_date":"2012-10-18"}
{"index":49101,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"This year I decided to really get into the spirit of Halloween.","text_w_direction":"This year I decided to really get into the spirit of Halloween.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49102,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"","text_w_direction":"[screaming upon seeing pumpkin-headed Dwight]","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49103,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"It may have been the costliest decision I've ever made.","text_w_direction":"[screaming then laughing] It may have been the costliest decision I've ever made.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49104,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"My greased up head went into the pumpkin no problem, but ...","text_w_direction":"My greased up head went into the pumpkin no problem, but ...","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49105,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"It won't budge.","text_w_direction":"It won't budge.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49106,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"I can't get it out. Try again!","text_w_direction":"I can't get it out. Try again!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49107,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"I mean, I could try destroying the pumpkin...","text_w_direction":"I mean, I could try destroying the pumpkin...","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49108,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim, no. No. No! No!","text_w_direction":"[as Jim approaches with a knife] Jim, no. No. No! No!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49109,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"But as Jim and I discovered... No! ... any blow to the pumpkin itself could prove fatal to me.","text_w_direction":"But as Jim and I discovered... No! ... any blow to the pumpkin itself could prove fatal to me.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49110,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"At first I drove myself crazy thinking about the things I should have done differently. I never should have played that joke on Erin. I never should have hollowed out this damn pumpkin in the first place. Then I realized that I was being silly. I mean the pumpkin should rot off of my head in a month or two. Right?","text_w_direction":"At first I drove myself crazy thinking about the things I should have done differently. I never should have played that joke on Erin. I never should have hollowed out this damn pumpkin in the first place. Then I realized that I was being silly. I mean the pumpkin should rot off of my head in a month or two. Right?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49111,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Hey guys.","text_w_direction":"Hey guys.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49112,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49113,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Pam, what are you?","text_w_direction":"Pam, what are you?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49114,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"I am Dr. Cinderella.","text_w_direction":"I am Dr. Cinderella.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49115,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Cece's really into princesses now. So we decided to turn them into a positive female role models.","text_w_direction":"Cece's really into princesses now. So we decided to turn them into a positive female role models.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49116,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"I'm an oncologist and you are a dog.","text_w_direction":"I'm an oncologist and you are a dog.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49117,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"No, I'm a puppy. Dang it! I was worried that would happen.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm a puppy. Dang it! I was worried that would happen.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49118,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"It's Okay.","text_w_direction":"It's Okay.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49119,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Uh, Jim, you're not dressed up at all.","text_w_direction":"Uh, Jim, you're not dressed up at all.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49120,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Sure I am. I am... one of the Men in Black guys. Can I have your sunglasses?","text_w_direction":"Sure I am. I am... one of the Men in Black guys. [to Pam, under his breath] Can I have your sunglasses?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49121,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Jim, come on. I thought we were past this.","text_w_direction":"Jim, come on. I thought we were past this.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49122,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"So the sports marketing business that Jim told everyone about except for me?","text_w_direction":"So the sports marketing business that Jim told everyone about except for me?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49123,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"There's a big investment lunch today, so I decided to skip the costume.","text_w_direction":"There's a big investment lunch today, so I decided to skip the costume.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49124,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Unless he has a secret costume that he told everyone about except for me.","text_w_direction":"Unless he has a secret costume that he told everyone about except for me.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49125,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Gettin' a lot of mileage out of this, aren't ya?","text_w_direction":"Gettin' a lot of mileage out of this, aren't ya?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49126,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, well, get used to it, bud.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well, get used to it, bud.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49127,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"A jitterbug. You guys look great! Just a reminder. The party is right after lunch, so make sure you get all your work done before that or throw it out. Any questions?","text_w_direction":"A jitterbug. [giggles] You guys look great! Just a reminder. The party is right after lunch, so make sure you get all your work done before that or throw it out. Any questions?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49128,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Angela","text":"The senator will be joining us later.","text_w_direction":"The senator will be joining us later.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49129,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Not a question.","text_w_direction":"Not a question.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49130,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Angela","text":"No, it wasn't.","text_w_direction":"No, it wasn't.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49131,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Excellent. That reminds me, has anyone seen Treble? Anyone? I could have sworn I saw some Treble somewhere.","text_w_direction":"Excellent. That reminds me, has anyone seen Treble? Anyone? I could have sworn I saw some Treble somewhere.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49132,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"HCT","text":"","text_w_direction":"[singing]","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49133,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, ladies and gentlemen, Here Comes Treble!","text_w_direction":"Oh, ladies and gentlemen, Here Comes Treble!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49134,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"HCT","text":"","text_w_direction":"[sings Karma Chameleon]","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49135,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Aaah! So good!","text_w_direction":"Aaah! [everyone clapping] So good!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49136,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"What lab did these little clones escape from?","text_w_direction":"What lab did these little clones escape from?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49137,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"My Cornell a capella group.","text_w_direction":"My Cornell a capella group.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49138,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"You were in an a capella group?","text_w_direction":"You were in an a capella group?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49139,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"You went to Cornell?","text_w_direction":"You went to Cornell?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49140,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Yah! ah. Okay. Ha ha ha ha. But you have no idea how lucky you are because HCT is doing a set at our halloween party.","text_w_direction":"Yah! ah. Okay. Ha ha ha ha. But you have no idea how lucky you are because HCT is doing a set at our halloween party.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49141,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Stanley","text":"Ugh. I don't want to sit through a whole concert of that.","text_w_direction":"Ugh. I don't want to sit through a whole concert of that.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49142,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Clark","text":"I do. I love the boss's interests.","text_w_direction":"I do. I love the boss's interests.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49143,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Atta boy Clark!","text_w_direction":"Atta boy Clark!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49144,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Meredith","text":"Where you boys stayin? How does it work in the rooms? Do you get a privacy partition?","text_w_direction":"Where you boys stayin? How does it work in the rooms? Do you get a privacy partition?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49145,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"No. Nope. Nope nope nope. Stay away.","text_w_direction":"No. Nope. Nope nope nope. Stay away.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49146,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"You know what I just realized? They might actually call me up to solo on George Michael's Faith. That was one of my signature songs. Oh, man. That would be insane. I'm so not prepared.","text_w_direction":"You know what I just realized? They might actually call me up to solo on George Michael's Faith. That was one of my signature songs. Oh, man. That would be insane. I'm so not prepared.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49147,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Are you sure you're okay with me putting in this much money.","text_w_direction":"Are you sure you're okay with me putting in this much money.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49148,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah. I mean, listen if we're gonna do this thing, we should do it right.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I mean, listen if we're gonna do this thing, we should do it right.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49149,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"You're the best.","text_w_direction":"You're the best.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49150,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"I kind of am. It's crazy.","text_w_direction":"I kind of am. It's crazy.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49151,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. I'll see you in a little bit.","text_w_direction":"Okay. I'll see you in a little bit.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49152,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49153,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim. Look I'm eating you.","text_w_direction":"Jim. Look I'm eating you.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49154,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Shut up.","text_w_direction":"Shut up.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49155,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Ha ha. Hey Erin, look, these are Nerds. I'm eating Jims.","text_w_direction":"Ha ha. Hey Erin, look, these are Nerds. I'm eating Jims.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49156,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"","text_w_direction":"[laughs]","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49157,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Must eat more Jims. Oink oink oink oink.","text_w_direction":"[laughing] Must eat more Jims. Oink oink oink oink.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49158,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!","text_w_direction":"[laughing hysterically] Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49159,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh no, I'm spilling Jim all over the carpet.","text_w_direction":"Oh no, I'm spilling Jim all over the carpet. [laughing]","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49160,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Stop it stop it stop it stop it!","text_w_direction":"Stop it stop it stop it stop it!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49161,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Hello little pill. What do you do?","text_w_direction":"[picking up spilled candy] Hello little pill. What do you do?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49162,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Dumatril is licensed to treat anxiety symptoms, such as panic attacks, excessive worrying, and fear. Translation","text_w_direction":"Dumatril is licensed to treat anxiety symptoms, such as panic attacks, excessive worrying, and fear. Translation","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49163,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Okay I give up. What are you?","text_w_direction":"Okay I give up. What are you?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49164,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"I'm sexy Toby.","text_w_direction":"I'm sexy Toby.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49165,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Gross. I love it.","text_w_direction":"[laughing] Gross. I love it.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49166,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Dumatril!","text_w_direction":"Dumatril!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49167,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"Something wrong Dwight?","text_w_direction":"Something wrong Dwight?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49168,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Dumatril.","text_w_direction":"Dumatril.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49169,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"Yes?","text_w_direction":"Yes?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49170,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"This is a pill that I found here in the office. But it's not for worms or eczema like any normal pill. It's not for any disorder of the body. It's for a disorder of the mind.","text_w_direction":"This is a pill that I found here in the office. But it's not for worms or eczema like any normal pill. It's not for any disorder of the body. [whispering] It's for a disorder of the mind.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49171,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"The mind is part of the body.","text_w_direction":"The mind is part of the body.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49172,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, this is a pill that combats insanity, okay? Whoever is taking it is not only insane... They are now off their meds.","text_w_direction":"Okay, this is a pill that combats insanity, okay? Whoever is taking it is not only insane... [whispering] They are now off their meds.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49173,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"Dwight, our co-workers' health issues are really none of our business so-","text_w_direction":"Dwight, our co-workers' health issues are really none of our business so-","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49174,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Why are you trying so hard to bury this thing, huh? What's going on Nellie? Talk to me.","text_w_direction":"Why are you trying so hard to bury this thing, huh? What's going on Nellie? Talk to me.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49175,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"Hm?","text_w_direction":"Hm?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49176,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"It's my pill. I have an anxiety issue and I'm not ashamed of that, But I'm not loving the idea of Dwight having that information. I once saw him yell at Phyllis for sneezing wrong.","text_w_direction":"It's my pill. I have an anxiety issue and I'm not ashamed of that, But I'm not loving the idea of Dwight having that information. I once saw him yell at Phyllis for sneezing wrong.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49177,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"Yeah, you're right. This man needs to be apprehended.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you're right. This man needs to be apprehended.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49178,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"I'll get my apprehension kit.","text_w_direction":"I'll get my apprehension kit.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49179,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Ruh duh duh da dudes! What's up?","text_w_direction":"Ruh duh duh da dudes! What's up?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49180,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"HCT","text":"","text_w_direction":"[mumbled responses]","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49181,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"I know that it's pathetic to re-live your college years, but cut me some slack, Okay? Because I was a freaking rock star in college. When I joined Here Comes Treble, that's when I became somebody. When I got the nickname \"Boner Champ,\" that is when I became me.","text_w_direction":"I know that it's pathetic to re-live your college years, but cut me some slack, Okay? Because I was a freaking rock star in college. When I joined Here Comes Treble, that's when I became somebody. When I got the nickname \"Boner Champ,\" that is when I became me.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49182,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"You didn't come here to sit in a room, right? You came here for some intergenerational bro time. Well, now's your chance! I'm here. You got Qs; I got As.","text_w_direction":"You didn't come here to sit in a room, right? You came here for some intergenerational bro time. Well, now's your chance! I'm here. You got Qs; I got As.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49183,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"HCT Member #1","text":"Did you say you've got AIDS?","text_w_direction":"Did you say you've got AIDS?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49184,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"No, I don't have AIDS. That's not what I said. Next question.","text_w_direction":"No, I don't have AIDS. That's not what I said. Next question.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49185,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"You don't have any-- Any questions about the old days? You at least want to know why they call me Boner Champ?","text_w_direction":"You don't have any-- Any questions about the old days? [clears throat] You at least want to know why they call me Boner Champ?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49186,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"HCT Member #2","text":"I thought Broccoli Rob was the Boner Champ.","text_w_direction":"I thought Broccoli Rob was the Boner Champ.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49187,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"I'm sorry, what?","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, what?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49188,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"HCT Member #2","text":"I just thought Broccoli Rob was the Boner Champ.","text_w_direction":"I just thought Broccoli Rob was the Boner Champ.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49189,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Broccoli Rob was Broccoli Rob. Andy Bernard is the Boner Champ.","text_w_direction":"Broccoli Rob was Broccoli Rob. Andy Bernard is the Boner Champ.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49190,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pete","text":"I didn't realize that everybody here dresses up every year.","text_w_direction":"I didn't realize that everybody here dresses up every year.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49191,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Creed","text":"Me neither.","text_w_direction":"Me neither.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49192,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Creed","text":"It's Halloween. That is really, really good timing.","text_w_direction":"It's Halloween. That is really, really good timing.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49193,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"I was just talking to some of the actives, and they think that you're Boner Champ.","text_w_direction":"I was just talking to some of the actives, and they think that you're Boner Champ.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49194,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Broccoli Rob","text":"I'm so sorry! I don't know how that could have happened.","text_w_direction":"[on computer monitor] I'm so sorry! I don't know how that could have happened.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49195,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Did you maybe tell them that or...?","text_w_direction":"Did you maybe tell them that or...?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49196,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Broccoli Rob","text":"I just-- I just started yappin' about the old days, and I guess the wine coolers were flowing, and, you know, somehow things just got hinky.","text_w_direction":"I just-- I just started yappin' about the old days, and I guess the wine coolers were flowing, and, you know, somehow things just got hinky.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49197,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Could you just call them and tell them the truth? 'Cause I know it's really stupid, but it's also really, really, really important.","text_w_direction":"Could you just call them and tell them the truth? 'Cause I know it's really stupid, but it's also really, really, really important.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49198,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Broccoli Rob","text":"Will do. I love you, Andy.","text_w_direction":"Will do. I love you, Andy.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49199,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Love you too.","text_w_direction":"Love you too.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49200,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Businessman #1","text":"So the workspace looks awesome.","text_w_direction":"So the workspace looks awesome.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49201,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49202,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Businessman #2","text":"And the graphic designer is going to be sending in some of the logo treatments. I can't wait to see them.","text_w_direction":"And the graphic designer is going to be sending in some of the logo treatments. I can't wait to see them.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49203,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Businessman #3","text":"You guys rock.","text_w_direction":"You guys rock. [round of fistbumps]","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49204,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Businessman #1","text":"I killed it.","text_w_direction":"I killed it.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49205,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Businessman #2","text":"I've also been running the numbers and between our backers and our own investments, we're looking great for a full year on this.","text_w_direction":"I've also been running the numbers and between our backers and our own investments, we're looking great for a full year on this.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49206,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, uh, is it too late to get in?","text_w_direction":"Oh, uh, is it too late to get in?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49207,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Businessman #3","text":"Oh Jim, I explained everything. So you're all set.","text_w_direction":"Oh Jim, I explained everything. So you're all set.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49208,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, I actually talked to my wife and we'd really like to uh you know, invest - get in on the ground floor.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I actually talked to my wife and we'd really like to uh you know, invest - get in on the ground floor.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49209,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Businessman #2","text":"Wow, well what level of investment were you thinking about?","text_w_direction":"Wow, well what level of investment were you thinking about?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49210,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"We were thinking somewhere between five - ten thousand? I can do the full ten thousand. We should just - - all in.","text_w_direction":"We were thinking somewhere between five - ten thousand? I can do the full ten thousand. We should just - [blows air] - all in.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49211,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Businessman #3","text":"Welcome aboard!","text_w_direction":"Welcome aboard!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49212,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"All right. Awesome. Cool.","text_w_direction":"All right. [laughs] Awesome. Cool.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49213,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Hi Daryl. I'm just here to smear some peanut butter on my forehead.","text_w_direction":"Hi Daryl. I'm just here to smear some peanut butter on my forehead.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49214,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"You know, to uh, to protect his brain from the nanobots that the government put in the air conditioning.","text_w_direction":"You know, to uh, to protect his brain from the nanobots that the government put in the air conditioning.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49215,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"That makes sense to you, right? Or does it sound... crazy?","text_w_direction":"That makes sense to you, right? Or does it sound... crazy?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49216,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"I can't really picture it. Can you... get it on there. Yeah. And maybe, get the cheeks.","text_w_direction":"I can't really picture it. Can you... get it on there. Yeah. And maybe, get the cheeks.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49217,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"So this makes sense then. Or is it crazy?","text_w_direction":"So this makes sense then. Or is it crazy?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49218,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"Get under your chin first. Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Get under your chin first. Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49219,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Is that where the nanobots like to come in?","text_w_direction":"Is that where the nanobots like to come in?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49220,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"Take it all the way up to your lip, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Take it all the way up to your lip, yeah.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49221,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Is that how they like to get in?","text_w_direction":"Is that how they like to get in?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49222,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah, that's crazy.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, that's crazy.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49223,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't know. I just don't know.","text_w_direction":"[whispering] I don't know. I just don't know.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49224,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Yo! Bad boys of a capella.","text_w_direction":"Yo! Bad boys of a capella.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49225,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"HCT","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"[mumbling] Hey.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49226,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Heard any good stories lately? Or new twists on old stories?","text_w_direction":"Heard any good stories lately? Or new twists on old stories?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49227,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"HCT Member #3","text":"Yeah, I got a call from Broccoli Rob. I guess you really are the Boner Champ.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I got a call from Broccoli Rob. I guess you really are the Boner Champ.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49228,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Did he tell you how I got the name?","text_w_direction":"Did he tell you how I got the name?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49229,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"HCT Member #3","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49230,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Spring sing ‘95. Got completely ripped on Bud Dries. I had s*x with a snowman. I just went at that thing. Cold would have stopped most people but I stayed locked in, you know. Took the face off. It just seemed easier that way.","text_w_direction":"Spring sing ‘95. Got completely ripped on Bud Dries. I had s*x with a snowman. I just went at that thing. Cold would have stopped most people but I stayed locked in, you know. Took the face off. It just seemed easier that way.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49231,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Angela","text":"And I told Phyllis not to put it out, but she insisted. So, anyway... Hi! Oh, Oscar, remember my husband, the senator?","text_w_direction":"And I told Phyllis not to put it out, but she insisted. So, anyway... Hi! Oh, Oscar, remember my husband, the senator?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49232,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Oscar","text":"Senator Lipton, nice to see you.","text_w_direction":"Senator Lipton, nice to see you.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49233,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Senator Lipton","text":"Nice to see you Oscar.","text_w_direction":"Nice to see you Oscar.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49234,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Angela","text":"Wait a second, who designed this spread? The sweets and savories are all mixed together. This is mayhem!","text_w_direction":"Wait a second, who designed this spread? The sweets and savories are all mixed together. This is mayhem!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49235,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Senator Lipton","text":"So Oscar, you're a dinosaur.","text_w_direction":"So Oscar, you're a dinosaur.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49236,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Oscar","text":"Actually I'm the electoral college.","text_w_direction":"Actually I'm the electoral college.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49237,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Senator Lipton","text":"Ouch! Right on target.","text_w_direction":"Ouch! Right on target.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49238,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Angela","text":"You know what? This is outrageous. I have to find Phyllis. You two talk, okay? Sorry babe.. Phyllis!","text_w_direction":"You know what? This is outrageous. I have to find Phyllis. You two talk, okay? Sorry babe.. Phyllis!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49239,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Senator Lipton","text":"God, it's just so good to see you.","text_w_direction":"God, it's just so good to see you.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49240,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Oscar","text":"I, uh, huh, just","text_w_direction":"I, uh, huh, just [chuckles nervously]","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49241,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Senator Lipton","text":"All having this wonderful Halloween gathering. Excuse me, is that punch?","text_w_direction":"All having this wonderful Halloween gathering. Excuse me, is that punch?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49242,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"They didn't know about the snowman story, and when I told ‘em, they were not impressed.","text_w_direction":"They didn't know about the snowman story, and when I told ‘em, they were not impressed.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49243,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"What is with these turkeys?","text_w_direction":"What is with these turkeys?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49244,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Right?","text_w_direction":"Right?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49245,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Hey! You better do ‘Faith.' You get me?","text_w_direction":"Hey! You better do ‘Faith.' You get me?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49246,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"HCT Member #3","text":"We don't know it.","text_w_direction":"We don't know it.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49247,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"So learn it. You all go to Cornell, you're like eight Rain men. Just learning the friggin' song.","text_w_direction":"So learn it. You all go to Cornell, you're like eight Rain men. Just learning the friggin' song.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49248,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"HCT Member #3","text":"Look, I know it was big with the old guys, but--","text_w_direction":"Look, I know it was big with the old guys, but--","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49249,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Buts... are for pooping. Okay? Make it work. You have to or Andy will flip out... And make it a surprise, please. This isn't stupid.","text_w_direction":"Buts... are for pooping. Okay? Make it work. You have to or Andy will flip out... And make it a surprise, please. [to Pete] This isn't stupid.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49250,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pete","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49251,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Toby","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49252,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49253,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"Hey Toby.","text_w_direction":"Hey Toby.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49254,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Toby","text":"Are... are you me?","text_w_direction":"Are... are you me?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49255,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49256,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Toby","text":"Oh my goodness, look. Look at this.","text_w_direction":"Oh my goodness, look. Look at this.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49257,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"Yeah. I...","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I...","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49258,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Toby","text":"","text_w_direction":"[unintelligible mumbling]","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49259,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"Yes. I thought I'd you know, be you.","text_w_direction":"Yes. I thought I'd you know, be you.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49260,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Toby","text":"Look at.. Look at me.","text_w_direction":"Look at.. Look at me. [laughs]","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49261,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"It's funny right?","text_w_direction":"[laughing] It's funny right? [Toby starts to lean in for a kiss, then runs away]","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49262,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"All right. All right, just ...stay focused on the pill.","text_w_direction":"All right. All right, just ...stay focused on the pill.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49263,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"Okay, look Dwight, let's just call this thing off. I mean, it's just an anxiety pill. Lots of people have anxiety.","text_w_direction":"Okay, look Dwight, let's just call this thing off. I mean, it's just an anxiety pill. Lots of people have anxiety.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49264,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"You think I don't have anxiety? I have anxiety all the time. Every waking moment of my life is sheer torture. I have land disputes I've got to settle and idiot cousins to protect. And ne'er- do- well siblings to take care of. But I don't need some stupid pill to get me through all this.","text_w_direction":"You think I don't have anxiety? I have anxiety all the time. Every waking moment of my life is sheer torture. I have land disputes I've got to settle and idiot cousins to protect. And ne'er- do- well siblings to take care of. But I don't need some stupid pill to get me through all this.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49265,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Meredith","text":"Cool. Free upper.","text_w_direction":"Cool. Free upper.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49266,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Ah ha! Ha!!! The jig is up, psychopath! Ah yeah! Gotcha!","text_w_direction":"Ah ha! Ha!!! The jig is up, psychopath! Ah yeah! Gotcha!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49267,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Meredith","text":"Don't dog catch me!","text_w_direction":"Don't dog catch me!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49268,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Gotcha! Yeah! Let's see ya get out of this web, huh?","text_w_direction":"Gotcha! Yeah! Let's see ya get out of this web, huh?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49269,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Meredith","text":"Let me out!","text_w_direction":"Let me out!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49270,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"The pill is mine.","text_w_direction":"The pill is mine.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49271,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49272,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"Get her out.","text_w_direction":"Get her out.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49273,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49274,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Meredith","text":"Stop baggin' my head!","text_w_direction":"Stop baggin' my head!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49275,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh Dwight, look, its just a pill, all right? It's for anxiety. I take it every day. And it makes me feel better. And maybe it could help you too.","text_w_direction":"Oh Dwight, look, its just a pill, all right? It's for anxiety. I take it every day. And it makes me feel better. And maybe it could help you too.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49276,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, how'd it go?","text_w_direction":"Hey, how'd it go?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49277,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Oh man, it was great. They were great.","text_w_direction":"Oh man, it was great. They were great.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49278,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Did you end up investing?","text_w_direction":"Did you end up investing?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49279,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"I did, yeah.","text_w_direction":"I did, yeah.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49280,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"How much?","text_w_direction":"How much?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49281,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, man, by the end I guess it was about... ten...","text_w_direction":"Uh, man, by the end I guess it was about... ten...","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49282,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"About ten?","text_w_direction":"About ten?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49283,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Ten. It was the full ten.","text_w_direction":"Ten. It was the full ten.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49284,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49285,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49286,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49287,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. Yeah. It's a good thing we talked about it though, because we had to...","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Yeah. It's a good thing we talked about it though, because we had to...","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49288,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"No yeah. Yeah.","text_w_direction":"No yeah. Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49289,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49290,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"So did everybody ...","text_w_direction":"So did everybody ...","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49291,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"What is it?","text_w_direction":"What is it?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49292,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Did everybody end up investing ten thousand?","text_w_direction":"Did everybody end up investing ten thousand?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49293,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Um, oh man, I don't actually know.","text_w_direction":"Um, oh man, I don't actually know.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49294,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49295,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"They weren't really talking that much about money. They just said, We're good with investing and then I...and I...","text_w_direction":"They weren't really talking that much about money. They just said, We're good with investing and then I...and I...","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49296,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Ladies and gentlemen, Here Comes Treble!","text_w_direction":"Ladies and gentlemen, Here Comes Treble!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49297,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"HCT","text":"","text_w_direction":"[vocalizing]","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49298,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"They said they were done with the investing and then you volunteered ten thousand dollars?","text_w_direction":"They said they were done with the investing and then you volunteered ten thousand dollars?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49299,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"No, no, I had to. Look, I needed to look like a team player, Pam.","text_w_direction":"No, no, I had to. Look, I needed to look like a team player, Pam.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49300,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"So you invested ten thousand dollars to look like a team player?","text_w_direction":"So you invested ten thousand dollars to look like a team player?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49301,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"You weren't there.","text_w_direction":"You weren't there.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49302,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"HCT","text":"","text_w_direction":"[singing ‘I'll Be']","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49303,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"It was very clear that ten thousand was what we had...we should talk about it later.","text_w_direction":"It was very clear that ten thousand was what we had...we should talk about it later.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49304,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"HCT","text":"","text_w_direction":"[singing ‘I'll Be' directly to Pam]","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49305,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Talk about it now.","text_w_direction":"Talk about it now.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49306,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Pam.","text_w_direction":"Pam.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49307,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Jim, that was most of our savings.","text_w_direction":"Jim, that was most of our savings.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49308,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"HCT","text":"","text_w_direction":"[still singing]","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49309,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Clark","text":"Wait! Wait. Hold on. Where's the band? ‘Cause there's just no way you guys are making this magic with just your mouths.","text_w_direction":"Wait! Wait. Hold on. Where's the band? ‘Cause there's just no way you guys are making this magic with just your mouths.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49310,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Creed","text":"Yeah. That's what she said.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. That's what she said.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49311,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Clark","text":"What, am I overdoing it? No. No.","text_w_direction":"What, am I overdoing it? No. No.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49312,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"HCT","text":"","text_w_direction":"[singing]","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49313,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"We said some. We said ‘some.'","text_w_direction":"We said some. We said ‘some.'","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49314,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"We'll talk about it later.","text_w_direction":"We'll talk about it later.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49315,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"HCT","text":"","text_w_direction":"[singing]","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49316,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"We said part not all.","text_w_direction":"We said part not all.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49317,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"HCT","text":"","text_w_direction":"[singing ‘Car Wash']","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49318,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Clark","text":"Yes! All right!","text_w_direction":"Yes! All right!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49319,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Oh Man!","text_w_direction":"Oh Man! [clapping]","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49320,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Clark","text":"That's how you do that! Whoo!","text_w_direction":"That's how you do that! Whoo!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49321,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"HCT","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49322,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Stanley","text":"Show some pride. This is crap.","text_w_direction":"Show some pride. This is crap.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49323,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"I agree. Yes, crap. Continue.","text_w_direction":"I agree. Yes, crap. Continue.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49324,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"HCT Member #3","text":"Now folks, by special request, we're going to take it a little old school. There is a former Trebler in this room.","text_w_direction":"Now folks, by special request, we're going to take it a little old school. There is a former Trebler in this room.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49325,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"Who?","text_w_direction":"Who?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49326,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"HCT Member #3","text":"It's Mr. Andy Bernard!","text_w_direction":"It's Mr. Andy Bernard!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49327,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"All","text":"","text_w_direction":"[clapping]","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49328,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"HCT","text":"","text_w_direction":"[singing ‘Faith']","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49329,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"No. Do not sing that. Do not... Oh man...","text_w_direction":"No. Do not sing that. Do not... Oh man...","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49330,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"HCT Member #3","text":"He reminded us today of how much he means to us. And we certainly seem to mean a lot to him, so without any further ado, here's an old Treble classic.","text_w_direction":"He reminded us today of how much he means to us. And we certainly seem to mean a lot to him, so without any further ado, here's an old Treble classic.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49331,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"HCT","text":"","text_w_direction":"[singing ‘Faith']","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49332,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Broccoli Rob","text":"","text_w_direction":"[on flat screen tv] [singing lead of Faith]","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49333,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Whoa! Whoa! What the hell is Broccoli Rob doing here?","text_w_direction":"Whoa! Whoa! What the hell is Broccoli Rob doing here?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49334,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"HCT Member #3","text":"She said you wanted to hear ‘Faith'. That's Broccoli Rob's signature song.","text_w_direction":"She said you wanted to hear ‘Faith'. That's Broccoli Rob's signature song.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49335,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"That's my signature song.","text_w_direction":"That's my signature song.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49336,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"HCT Member #3","text":"I really didn't know that man. I just thought you wanted to hear it.","text_w_direction":"I really didn't know that man. I just thought you wanted to hear it.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49337,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Russell, I'm dressed like George Michael.","text_w_direction":"Russell, I'm dressed like George Michael.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49338,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"HCT Member #3","text":"I thought you were Adam Lambert.","text_w_direction":"I thought you were Adam Lambert.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49339,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Wha...?","text_w_direction":"Wha...?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49340,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"The more I hear about all this a capella drama, the more I think it's kind of pathetic. But when you're with someone, you put up with the stuff that makes you lose respect for them, and that is love.","text_w_direction":"The more I hear about all this a capella drama, the more I think it's kind of pathetic. But when you're with someone, you put up with the stuff that makes you lose respect for them, and that is love.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49341,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Are you okay?","text_w_direction":"Are you okay?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49342,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Broccoli Rob","text":"He's still mad.","text_w_direction":"[on screen] He's still mad.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49343,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Shut up, Broccoli.","text_w_direction":"Shut up, Broccoli.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49344,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Broccoli Rob","text":"Champ, I feel awful about this whole thing. Russell called me up. And they said they needed 20 cc's of George Michael stat. So just... Wham! I sprang into action. You know me. I assumed you wanted to hear me do your signature number.","text_w_direction":"Champ, I feel awful about this whole thing. Russell called me up. And they said they needed 20 cc's of George Michael stat. So just... Wham! I sprang into action. You know me. I assumed you wanted to hear me do your signature number.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49345,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"You thought I wanted to sit in the audience like some slutty Treb rat? A man's signature solo is his for life, okay? That's group policy and you know it.","text_w_direction":"You thought I wanted to sit in the audience like some slutty Treb rat? A man's signature solo is his for life, okay? That's group policy and you know it.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49346,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Broccoli Rob","text":"Look, it's not my fault that I still live near campus, and it's my duty as an alum to be friendly to the young guys., and stop in two, three times a week.","text_w_direction":"Look, it's not my fault that I still live near campus, and it's my duty as an alum to be friendly to the young guys., and stop in two, three times a week.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49347,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Just don't do the song anymore.","text_w_direction":"Just don't do the song anymore.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49348,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Broccoli Rob","text":"I tell you what, we'll have a sing-off for it. You pick twelve alums from any year to back you up and I'll do the same, and I'm so confident that I'll win, I won't even warm up.","text_w_direction":"I tell you what, we'll have a sing-off for it. You pick twelve alums from any year to back you up and I'll do the same, and I'm so confident that I'll win, I won't even warm up.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49349,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Fine, go ahead. Thrash your pipes.","text_w_direction":"Fine, go ahead. Thrash your pipes.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49350,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Broccoli Rob","text":"My pipes are primo, Champ. Why don't you ask Trey Anastasio about my pipes?","text_w_direction":"My pipes are primo, Champ. Why don't you ask Trey Anastasio about my pipes?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49351,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"I knew you would go there, you son of a bitch!","text_w_direction":"I knew you would go there, you son of a bitch!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49352,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Broccoli Rob","text":"He said, and I quote, ‘Hey Rob, nice pipes'. That happened!","text_w_direction":"He said, and I quote, ‘Hey Rob, nice pipes'. That happened!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49353,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"OK, fine, yeah. that's one guy's opinion!","text_w_direction":"OK, fine, yeah. that's one guy's opinion!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49354,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Broccoli Rob","text":"That's real. 'That'll never change!","text_w_direction":"That's real. 'That'll never change!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49355,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Okay!","text_w_direction":"Okay!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49356,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Doesn't mean you're the best singer ever. Dick.","text_w_direction":"Doesn't mean you're the best singer ever. Dick.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49357,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"I thought that concert was pretty great.","text_w_direction":"I thought that concert was pretty great.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49358,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh yeah. I decided that acapelca music is awesome.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah. I decided that acapelca music is awesome.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49359,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Angela","text":"They lost me when they sang ‘Monster Mash'. That song obviously glorifies the occult.","text_w_direction":"They lost me when they sang ‘Monster Mash'. That song obviously glorifies the occult.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49360,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Angela, it's Halloween. You have to sing ‘Monster Mash'.","text_w_direction":"Angela, it's Halloween. You have to sing ‘Monster Mash'.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49361,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Oh you have to Jim? You literally have to?","text_w_direction":"Oh you have to Jim? You literally have to?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49362,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Uh...","text_w_direction":"Uh...","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49363,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"No I'm just, I'm saying, what would happen if they didn't sing it? Would they go to jail? Would they be shot?","text_w_direction":"No I'm just, I'm saying, what would happen if they didn't sing it? Would they go to jail? Would they be shot?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49364,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. We'll, just forget it.","text_w_direction":"Okay. We'll, just forget it.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49365,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"No! No, I'm interested. I mean I think everybody's interested in why they have to sing it.","text_w_direction":"No! No, I'm interested. I mean I think everybody's interested in why they have to sing it.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49366,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Because it is Halloween. So if you're going to sing a concert, it's a good idea to throw that one in.","text_w_direction":"Because it is Halloween. So if you're going to sing a concert, it's a good idea to throw that one in.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49367,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, yeah, no, no. It's a good idea to brush your teeth. But you have to um, feed your children. Send them to school. You know, all things you can't do if you just keep singing ‘Monster Mash.'","text_w_direction":"Yeah, yeah, no, no. It's a good idea to brush your teeth. But you have to um, feed your children. Send them to school. You know, all things you can't do if you just keep singing ‘Monster Mash.'","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49368,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kevin","text":"It turns out, that Pam? Really, really hates ‘Monster Mash.' I mean like, never bring that song up in front of her. Even though Jim was making great points, like, in favor of the song, Pam was like, No! Hate it! Stupid!","text_w_direction":"It turns out, that Pam? Really, really hates ‘Monster Mash.' I mean like, never bring that song up in front of her. Even though Jim was making great points, like, in favor of the song, Pam was like, No! Hate it! Stupid!","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49369,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"This is all so silly right? What am I gonna do? Move back to Cornell?","text_w_direction":"This is all so silly right? What am I gonna do? Move back to Cornell?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49370,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"[laughing] Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49371,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"I mean, what if we did that? Like we got jobs and we were happy all the time?","text_w_direction":"I mean, what if we did that? Like we got jobs and we were happy all the time?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49372,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Oh well, Andy, we're not moving to Cornell.","text_w_direction":"Oh well, Andy, we're not moving to Cornell.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49373,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Duh. I know. That would be insane.","text_w_direction":"Duh. I know. That would be insane.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49374,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49375,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"It could totally work though. I don't know why we wouldn't. Oh my god are we doing this?","text_w_direction":"It could totally work though. I don't know why we wouldn't. Oh my god are we doing this?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49376,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Oy. Andy, what's going on?","text_w_direction":"Oy. Andy, what's going on?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49377,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"If I am not Boner Champ, I don't know who I am.","text_w_direction":"If I am not Boner Champ, I don't know who I am.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49378,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Well, um, you know maybe you're the wise old guy that the new uh, B-O-N-E-R champ looks up to. You know, you could just--","text_w_direction":"Well, um, you know maybe you're the wise old guy that the new uh, B-O-N-E-R champ looks up to. You know, you could just--","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49379,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Make a donation.","text_w_direction":"Make a donation.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49380,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Well, I was gonna say, be a mentor.","text_w_direction":"Well, I was gonna say, be a mentor.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49381,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Yes. I am gonna make a donation. And it just so happens that I know someone who works at the Bernard Family Foundation. Her name is mom.","text_w_direction":"Yes. I am gonna make a donation. And it just so happens that I know someone who works at the Bernard Family Foundation. Her name is mom.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49382,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49383,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"I want some of those pills.","text_w_direction":"[whispering] I want some of those pills.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49384,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, well good for you. I mean, you'll need a prescription.","text_w_direction":"Oh, well good for you. I mean, you'll need a prescription.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49385,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, no. No, no, no. no. They're not for me. They're for my cousin Mose. He's just having a tough time, being wifeless, and a high pressure job and his crazy cousin Mose. Other cousin Mose.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no. No, no, no. no. They're not for me. They're for my cousin Mose. He's just having a tough time, being wifeless, and a high pressure job and his crazy cousin Mose. Other cousin Mose.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49386,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"Mm. Got it. Well, you tell Mose that he's a good man and that I hope he feels better.","text_w_direction":"Mm. Got it. Well, you tell Mose that he's a good man and that I hope he feels better.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49387,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Which one? Mose or the real Mose?","text_w_direction":"Which one? Mose or the real Mose?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49388,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"The real Mose.","text_w_direction":"The real Mose.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49389,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"He says Thank you.","text_w_direction":"He says Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49390,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"Mom, I had this really charitable idea to set up this scholarship for a capella kids at Cornell and just need to wire some money over there. What?","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Mom, I had this really charitable idea to set up this scholarship for a capella kids at Cornell and just need to wire some money over there. [pause] What?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49391,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"What's wrong?","text_w_direction":"What's wrong?","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49392,"season":9,"episode":5,"episode_name":"Here Comes Treble","director":"Claire Scanlong","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Andy","text":"My parents are broke.","text_w_direction":"My parents are broke.","imdb_rating":7.1,"total_votes":1515,"air_date":"2012-10-25"}
{"index":49393,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Oscar","text":"Can you guys come with me for a minute?","text_w_direction":"[to camera crew] Can you guys come with me for a minute?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49394,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Oscar","text":"I know you saw me with the Senator. I think I'm in love, possibly for the first time. So yes, Senator Lipton and I are having an affair. I hope that I can count on your sensitivity, maturity and discretion....Why?","text_w_direction":"I know you saw me with the Senator. I think I'm in love, possibly for the first time. So yes, Senator Lipton and I are having an affair. I hope that I can count on your sensitivity, maturity and discretion. [turns to see Kevin has overheard him]...Why?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49395,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Alright, good. Yeah. Just sell it and get the best price you can, okay?","text_w_direction":"Alright, good. Yeah. Just sell it and get the best price you can, okay?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49396,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"White","text":"Or we can hope for a holiday rally?","text_w_direction":"Or we can hope for a holiday rally?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49397,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"White, I'm not a day trader, I'm just a first responder in a disaster.","text_w_direction":"White, I'm not a day trader, I'm just a first responder in a disaster.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49398,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Pam","text":"Andy's family had a total meltdown. His dad blew through all their money and took off to Argentina with a younger woman.","text_w_direction":"Andy's family had a total meltdown. His dad blew through all their money and took off to Argentina with a younger woman.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49399,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Jim","text":"And his brother, Walt Jr., locked himself in the wine cellar.","text_w_direction":"And his brother, Walt Jr., locked himself in the wine cellar.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49400,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Pam","text":"The weirdest part is Andy. The aftermath got dumped on him and the way he's been handling it is just..so..","text_w_direction":"The weirdest part is Andy. The aftermath got dumped on him and the way he's been handling it is just..so..","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49401,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Jim","text":"Competent.","text_w_direction":"Competent.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49402,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Pam","text":"Right?","text_w_direction":"Right?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49403,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Are the 'Nard's hurting? Yeah, you bet. Got kicked pretty hard. Family shattered, super sad. But, I'm kinda crushing it in the damage control department. So, that's cool. I wish my dad could see me now. Of course he caused this whole mess, so, him.","text_w_direction":"Are the 'Nard's hurting? Yeah, you bet. Got kicked pretty hard. Family shattered, super sad. But, I'm kinda crushing it in the damage control department. So, that's cool. I wish my dad could see me now. Of course he caused this whole mess, so, [bleep] him.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49404,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Oscar","text":"Kevin, listen to me. I'm in love with the Senator. And I need time to sort this out in a responsible matter so I need your help in keeping it a secret because this means the world to me. Ok?","text_w_direction":"Kevin, listen to me. I'm in love with the Senator. And I need time to sort this out in a responsible matter so I need your help in keeping it a secret because this means the world to me. Ok?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49405,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Kevin","text":"That's beautiful. No, I totally get that.","text_w_direction":"That's beautiful. No, I totally get that.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49406,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Oscar","text":"Can you do this, Kevin?","text_w_direction":"Can you do this, Kevin?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49407,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Kevin","text":"I really want to. Whatever happens, always remember that.","text_w_direction":"I really want to. Whatever happens, always remember that.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49408,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Oscar","text":"I don't know what that means. Hey, hey-","text_w_direction":"I don't know what that means. Hey, hey-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49409,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, great! Yeah, um, I'll get right back to you. Hey guys! Anyone ever heard of Iris Black on the radio?","text_w_direction":"[On phone] Oh, great! Yeah, um, I'll get right back to you. [hangs up] Hey guys! Anyone ever heard of Iris Black on the radio?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49410,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Creed","text":"Yeah, she hosts the Dr. Laura Show.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, she hosts the Dr. Laura Show.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49411,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Pam","text":"Nope, that's Dr. Laura. Well, her show Biz Whiz wants someone from Dunder Mifflin to come on the air today. Does anybody feel particularly passionate about local business issues?","text_w_direction":"Nope, that's Dr. Laura. Well, her show Biz Whiz wants someone from Dunder Mifflin to come on the air today. Does anybody feel particularly passionate about local business issues? [Dwight raises hand]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49412,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"I do! I do. I do. I do. I do.","text_w_direction":"I do! I do. I do. I do. I do.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49413,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"The media can make you famous. And do you have any idea how easy it is to sell something when you're famous? \"Uh, yeah wow. 10 reams of 40 pound bond at only $690 after discount? Um, whatever you say, Brad Pitt.\" It's that easy.","text_w_direction":"The media can make you famous. And do you have any idea how easy it is to sell something when you're famous? [Pretends to be on phone] \"Uh, yeah wow. 10 reams of 40 pound bond at only $690 after discount? Um, whatever you say, Brad Pitt.\" It's that easy.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49414,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Meredith","text":"Hey, so that good looking single brother of yours? Heard he's on a downward spiral with booze.","text_w_direction":"Hey, so that good looking single brother of yours? Heard he's on a downward spiral with booze.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49415,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah. He's in rehab actually.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. He's in rehab actually.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49416,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Meredith","text":"Which place? The one right near Philly? I could be there in an hour.","text_w_direction":"Which place? The one right near Philly? I could be there in an hour.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49417,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"No, it's in New Mexico.","text_w_direction":"No, it's in New Mexico.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49418,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Meredith","text":"Oh...So..- how are you holding up?","text_w_direction":"Oh...So..- how are you holding up?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49419,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"We're done Meredith.","text_w_direction":"We're done Meredith.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49420,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"blah blah blah, rat tat tat tittle tattled and prattled on about the little metal bottle, she spat a bit of spittle...","text_w_direction":"[wagging tongue for voice exercises] blah blah blah, rat tat tat tittle tattled and prattled on about the little metal bottle, she spat a bit of spittle...[Group protests]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49421,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight!","text_w_direction":"Dwight!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49422,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"...In a bitter battle..Hey, hey! Stop questioning my methods, OK? I was chosen for this task for a very good reason.","text_w_direction":"...In a bitter battle..Hey, hey! Stop questioning my methods, OK? I was chosen for this task for a very good reason.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49423,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Jim","text":"No, you chose yourself.","text_w_direction":"No, you chose yourself.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49424,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Tricky siskel spat a bit of wicked biscuit....","text_w_direction":"[walking away] Tricky siskel spat a bit of wicked biscuit....","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49425,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Alright, guys. A lot of assets here that my dad couldn't steal. Now, first of all, there is the family boat. 43 foot Tartan Sloop. My lawyer has lined up a buyer in the Bahamas, the sale would cover the cost of a condo and living expenses for my mom.","text_w_direction":"Alright, guys. A lot of assets here that my dad couldn't steal. Now, first of all, there is the family boat. 43 foot Tartan Sloop. My lawyer has lined up a buyer in the Bahamas, the sale would cover the cost of a condo and living expenses for my mom.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49426,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Darryl","text":"Sounds great.","text_w_direction":"Sounds great.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49427,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Oscar","text":"Perfect.","text_w_direction":"Perfect.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49428,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Totally, except it is a no go. This boat was the heart and soul of the family. So...what else we got? Non-boat ideas.","text_w_direction":"Totally, except it is a no go. This boat was the heart and soul of the family. So...what else we got? Non-boat ideas. [Oscar looks outside conference room at Kevin and Angela at the copier]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49429,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Kevin","text":"What happened?","text_w_direction":"What happened?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49430,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Angela","text":"Jammed. This day couldn't get worse.","text_w_direction":"Jammed. This day couldn't get worse. [Kevin laughs]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49431,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah, I think this day could get worse.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I think this day could get worse.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49432,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Angela","text":"What does that mean?","text_w_direction":"What does that mean?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49433,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Oscar","text":"Kevin!","text_w_direction":"Kevin!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49434,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Kevin","text":"I don't know what you're talking about.","text_w_direction":"[to Angela] I don't know what you're talking about. [Thumbs up Oscar]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49435,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"She could get like sixty packages of Ramen noodles for five bucks. She could eat for a month.","text_w_direction":"She could get like sixty packages of Ramen noodles for five bucks. She could eat for a month.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49436,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Alright, what's the grand total? Did we make our nut?","text_w_direction":"Alright, what's the grand total? Did we make our nut?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49437,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Darryl","text":"If we sell everything but the boat, your mom should be set for about six months.","text_w_direction":"If we sell everything but the boat, your mom should be set for about six months.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49438,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Guys, you don't understand, this boat's been in our family since before I was born.","text_w_direction":"Guys, you don't understand, this boat's been in our family since before I was born.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49439,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"Don't you guys have that place where you used to spend your summers and have all those memories?","text_w_direction":"Don't you guys have that place where you used to spend your summers and have all those memories?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49440,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Darryl","text":"I worked at a Jiffy Lube.","text_w_direction":"I worked at a Jiffy Lube.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49441,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"See? I bet you wouldn't sell that Jiffy Lube for all the money in the world. Would you Darryl?","text_w_direction":"See? I bet you wouldn't sell that Jiffy Lube for all the money in the world. Would you Darryl?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49442,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Darryl","text":"I would if I owned it and I went broke.","text_w_direction":"I would if I owned it and I went broke.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49443,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Alright, uh...alright. I'm gonna tell the lawyer to pull the trigger on the boat.","text_w_direction":"Alright, uh...alright. I'm gonna tell the lawyer to pull the trigger on the boat.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49444,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Yes the boat means everything to my family, but we need the money. Got the memories, don't need the boat. Can't cry about it. What are you gonna do? Cry about it? Excuse me.","text_w_direction":"Yes the boat means everything to my family, but we need the money. Got the memories, don't need the boat. Can't cry about it. What are you gonna do? Cry about it? [chokes up] Excuse me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49445,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, OK. No problem. Thanks. Hey guys, WPTU called. The interview's off. They're opening a new cupcake store at the Steamtown Mall and Iris wants to cover that, so...","text_w_direction":"[On phone] Oh, OK. No problem. Thanks. Hey guys, WPTU called. The interview's off. They're opening a new cupcake store at the Steamtown Mall and Iris wants to cover that, so...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49446,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Nellie","text":"Well why don't I go and tell Dwight so he can stop being such a complete nipple.","text_w_direction":"Well why don't I go and tell Dwight so he can stop being such a complete nipple.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49447,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Pam","text":"He's gonna be disappointed.","text_w_direction":"He's gonna be disappointed.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49448,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Jim","text":"Yes. He is. And you know what? We cannot let that happen.","text_w_direction":"Yes. He is. And you know what? We cannot let that happen.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49449,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Pete","text":"Fax?","text_w_direction":"Fax?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49450,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"Oh yeah, just. Watermelon teeth. This isn't how I would cheer up just anyone. But, it's a girlfriend's job to know her man and I know Andy. He's seriously juvenile.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah, just. Watermelon teeth. This isn't how I would cheer up just anyone. But, it's a girlfriend's job to know her man and I know Andy. [laughs] He's seriously juvenile.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49451,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Pete","text":"Cool. He's like 40 though, right?","text_w_direction":"Cool. He's like 40 though, right?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49452,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"Oh no, he couldn't be more than late thirty's. Tops.","text_w_direction":"Oh no, he couldn't be more than late thirty's. Tops.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49453,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Pete","text":"Awesome. Have fun.","text_w_direction":"Awesome. Have fun.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49454,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Vroom! Dunder Mifflin. Dunder Mifflin. Good. Sounds- This is Dwight Shrute.","text_w_direction":"Vroom! Dunder Mifflin. Dunder Mifflin. Good. Sounds- [phone rings in break room, Dwight picks up] This is Dwight Shrute.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49455,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Pam","text":"Please hold for Ms. Black.","text_w_direction":"[on other end in conference room] Please hold for Ms. Black.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49456,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Nellie","text":"And welcome back to Biz Whiz. I'm Iris Black. On the line we have Dunder Mifflin's senior sales associate Dwight Shrute.","text_w_direction":"[Darryl plays radio show music on keyboard] And welcome back to Biz Whiz. I'm Iris Black. On the line we have Dunder Mifflin's senior sales associate Dwight Shrute.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49457,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Iris, thank you so much for having me.","text_w_direction":"Iris, thank you so much for having me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49458,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"Hey! My teeth are all this stuff in my mouth.","text_w_direction":"[muffled by watermelon teeth] Hey! My teeth are all this stuff in my mouth. [laughs]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49459,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Uh, did you need something?","text_w_direction":"Uh, did you need something?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49460,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, I just need your signature on this.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I just need your signature on this.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49461,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Ok. thanks.","text_w_direction":"Ok. [signs paper] thanks.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49462,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Angela","text":"Kevin, we're out of 11-38 forms. Did you order more?","text_w_direction":"Kevin, we're out of 11-38 forms. Did you order more?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49463,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Kevin","text":"I... did not.","text_w_direction":"I... did not.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49464,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Angela","text":"I don't know why I'm surprised. Literally nothing you do could surprise me anymore.","text_w_direction":"I don't know why I'm surprised. Literally nothing you do could surprise me anymore.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49465,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh really, Angela? That's interesting. Cause I do think that I could surprise you. I think that I could surprise you..oh! I have to go to the bathroom!","text_w_direction":"[laughing in Oscar's direction] Oh really, Angela? That's interesting. Cause I do think that I could surprise you. I think that I could surprise you..oh! [Oscar makes sound trying to get him to shut up] I have to go to the bathroom!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49466,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Angela","text":"That doesn't surprise me.","text_w_direction":"That doesn't surprise me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49467,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Oscar","text":"That actually wasn't the worst cover. I'd say at least once a week, Kevin runs out of the room shouting that he has to go to the bathroom.","text_w_direction":"That actually wasn't the worst cover. I'd say at least once a week, Kevin runs out of the room shouting that he has to go to the bathroom.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49468,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Jim","text":"See these forms...","text_w_direction":"[In staff meeting] See these forms...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49469,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Kevin","text":"I have to go to the bathroom!","text_w_direction":"I have to go to the bathroom! [runs out]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49470,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Kevin","text":"I have to go to the bathroom!","text_w_direction":"[running from elevator] I have to go to the bathroom!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49471,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Kevin","text":"","text_w_direction":"[Drives away waving, then screeches to a stop and runs from car]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49472,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"Ok, who wants to go for a super fun lunch with a super fun girlfriend?","text_w_direction":"Ok, who wants to go for a super fun lunch with a super fun girlfriend?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49473,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Look, it's not that I don't want-","text_w_direction":"Look, it's not that I don't want-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49474,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"Ok, come on. I got someone to cover the phones, I heard on the radio about a new cupcake place we could go for dessert...perfect.","text_w_direction":"Ok, come on. I got someone to cover the phones, I heard on the radio about a new cupcake place we could go for dessert...perfect.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49475,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"All I ever wanted to do was sail the damn thing. But dad wouldn't let me. Said \"You can't be a skipper until you're a man.\" You know, I'd reach for the wheel and he'd smack my hand away. Well guess what? Now I'm the man of the family and... we're selling the damn thing. So I'm never gonna have the chance.","text_w_direction":"All I ever wanted to do was sail the damn thing. But dad wouldn't let me. Said \"You can't be a skipper until you're a man.\" You know, I'd reach for the wheel and he'd smack my hand away. Well guess what? Now I'm the man of the family and... we're selling the damn thing. So I'm never gonna have the chance.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49476,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"Well, when does the boat leave, exactly?","text_w_direction":"Well, when does the boat leave, exactly?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49477,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Tonight.","text_w_direction":"Tonight.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49478,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"Then screw lunch. Let's go for a sunset sail.","text_w_direction":"Then screw lunch. Let's go for a sunset sail.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49479,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah right. It's in Stamford, Connecticut. We have to leave like right now.","text_w_direction":"Yeah right. It's in Stamford, Connecticut. We have to leave like right now.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49480,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"Ok, well then let's leave like right now.","text_w_direction":"Ok, well then let's leave like right now.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49481,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, ok.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, ok.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49482,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah! OK! Let's go.","text_w_direction":"Yeah! OK! Let's go.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49483,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Seriously?","text_w_direction":"Seriously?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49484,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"Of course, seriously. Get your coat on.","text_w_direction":"Of course, seriously. Get your coat on.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49485,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49486,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49487,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Let's do it.","text_w_direction":"Let's do it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49488,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"Let's do it!","text_w_direction":"Let's do it!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49489,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Iris, let me tell you. David Wallace is the CEO, but he's not hands on.","text_w_direction":"[On speakerphone] Iris, let me tell you. David Wallace is the CEO, but he's not hands on.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49490,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Nellie","text":"So the day-to-day operations are entirely under your command?","text_w_direction":"[As Iris] So the day-to-day operations are entirely under your command?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49491,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Entirely is the perfect way to describe it, Iris.","text_w_direction":"Entirely is the perfect way to describe it, Iris.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49492,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Nellie","text":"Uh, excuse me. I'm being told by my sound engineer, Steve that uh there is a clinking sound coming from your end. Does your shirt have buttons?","text_w_direction":"Uh, excuse me. [reading card held up by Jim] I'm being told by my sound engineer, Steve that uh there is a clinking sound coming from your end. Does your shirt have buttons?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49493,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes..?","text_w_direction":"Yes..?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49494,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Nellie","text":"I'm so sorry we're going to have to ask you to remove the shirt all together.","text_w_direction":"[Jim mimes taking shirt off] I'm so sorry we're going to have to ask you to remove the shirt all together.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49495,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Now then, we were saying. When my workers-gather-","text_w_direction":"[Takes shirt off] Now then, we were saying. When my workers-gather-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49496,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, I'm so sorry. I am told we are still having problems Mr. Shrute. Your voice, it's sounding a little feminine.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'm so sorry. I am told we are still having problems Mr. Shrute. [Jim holds up card that says \"Now Pants\"] Your voice, it's sounding a little feminine.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49497,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"That's impossible.","text_w_direction":"That's impossible.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49498,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Nellie","text":"Are you by any chance wearing pants with a metallic zipper?","text_w_direction":"Are you by any chance wearing pants with a metallic zipper?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49499,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Angela","text":"The Senator is exhausted. This campaign is wearing him out.","text_w_direction":"The Senator is exhausted. This campaign is wearing him out.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49500,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Oscar","text":"That's a tough one.","text_w_direction":"That's a tough one.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49501,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Angela","text":"That man he's up against is so dirty. And the senator's just pushing back as hard as he can.","text_w_direction":"That man he's up against is so dirty. And the senator's just pushing back as hard as he can.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49502,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Kevin","text":"Please, stop.","text_w_direction":"Please, stop.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49503,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Angela","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49504,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Kevin","text":"Please, stop.","text_w_direction":"Please, stop.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49505,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Angela","text":"Anyways, last night he was tired and just wanted a little Mexican brought in.","text_w_direction":"Anyways, last night he was tired and just wanted a little Mexican brought in. [Kevin laughs]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49506,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Kevin","text":"I can't, it's too much!","text_w_direction":"[Getting up to leave] I can't, it's too much! [laughing]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49507,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Oscar","text":"I'm in big trouble.","text_w_direction":"I'm in big trouble.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49508,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah, Oscar's in big trouble.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, Oscar's in big trouble.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49509,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"OK, how is my voice now?","text_w_direction":"[pantless] OK, how is my voice now?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49510,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Nellie","text":"I'm getting the all clear from Steve, so Mr. Shrute, what is your response to the consumer product safety commission that says Dunder Mifflin paper is toxic?","text_w_direction":"I'm getting the all clear from Steve, so Mr. Shrute, what is your response to the consumer product safety commission that says Dunder Mifflin paper is toxic?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49511,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"This is gotcha journalism. You know what? They're not gonna gotch me.","text_w_direction":"[holding hand over phone] This is gotcha journalism. You know what? They're not gonna gotch me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49512,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Oscar","text":"It's clearly not an accounting mistake.","text_w_direction":"[looking at folder he brought Toby]It's clearly not an accounting mistake.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49513,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Toby","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49514,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Oscar","text":"So...","text_w_direction":"So...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49515,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Toby","text":"Kevin. His gambling problem must've resurfaced. I'm gonna have to send him home until I can do an investigation.","text_w_direction":"Kevin. His gambling problem must've resurfaced. I'm gonna have to send him home until I can do an investigation.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49516,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Oscar","text":"Well, you've gotta do what you've gotta do.","text_w_direction":"Well, you've gotta do what you've gotta do.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49517,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"This is slander, Ms. Black. Slander I say! I dare you to produce one credible source about this.","text_w_direction":"This is slander, Ms. Black. Slander I say! [Pam tells Jim to leave the conference room] I dare you to produce one credible source about this.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49518,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Nellie","text":"Well, as it happens we have with us the foreman of your upstate New York paper mill, Sandra Mc...Sandra Mick","text_w_direction":"Well, as it happens we have with us the foreman of your upstate New York paper mill, Sandra Mc...Sandra Mick [points to Pam]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49519,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Pam","text":"Good afternoon Iris, it's a pleasure.","text_w_direction":"[changing voice] Good afternoon Iris, it's a pleasure.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49520,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Nellie","text":"Let's get straight to the point. Is your paper toxic?","text_w_direction":"Let's get straight to the point. Is your paper toxic?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49521,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Pam","text":"No the paper's not toxic.","text_w_direction":"No the paper's not toxic.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49522,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you Sandra!","text_w_direction":"Thank you Sandra!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49523,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Pam","text":"Unless it's exposed to oxygen. Then it becomes extremely toxic!","text_w_direction":"Unless it's exposed to oxygen. Then it becomes extremely toxic!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49524,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Do not listen to her! This employee is obviously disgruntled!","text_w_direction":"Do not listen to her! This employee is obviously disgruntled! [Jim runs panicked into break room]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49525,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Jim","text":"What the heck is going on?! The stock prices are plummeting! Are you gonna take control of the message or do I have to send in someone who understands the media?!","text_w_direction":"What the heck is going on?! The stock prices are plummeting! Are you gonna take control of the message or do I have to send in someone who understands the media?!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49526,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Get out of here moron!","text_w_direction":"Get out of here moron! [Jim leaves]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49527,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Nellie","text":"Excuse me, Mr. Dwight, who are you talking to?","text_w_direction":"Excuse me, Mr. Dwight, who are you talking to?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49528,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"uhhhh....no one.","text_w_direction":"uhhhh....no one.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49529,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Nellie","text":"Did you just call Ms. Mick a moron?","text_w_direction":"Did you just call Ms. Mick a moron?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49530,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"No, everything's fine.","text_w_direction":"No, everything's fine.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49531,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Nellie","text":"Are you insulting my guests?","text_w_direction":"Are you insulting my guests?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49532,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[chokes up]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49533,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah, I will be right there. Hey Oscar, what if I'm getting a promotion?","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Yeah, I will be right there. Hey Oscar, what if I'm getting a promotion?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49534,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Oscar","text":"I hope that's it, Kevin.","text_w_direction":"I hope that's it, Kevin.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49535,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Kevin","text":"Me too. Cause then, I would get my own office. And I wouldn't screw up your secret with Angela. I've been really worried about that.","text_w_direction":"Me too. Cause then, I would get my own office. And I wouldn't screw up your secret with Angela. I've been really worried about that.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49536,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Toby","text":"Hi, Kevin. Look, I need to talk to you about-","text_w_direction":"Hi, Kevin. Look, I need to talk to you about-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49537,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Kevin","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49538,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Oscar","text":"Guys? Excuse me. Um, a quick word, please just..","text_w_direction":"Guys? Excuse me. Um, a quick word, please just..","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49539,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Kevin","text":"Oscar, we're in the middle of talking.","text_w_direction":"Oscar, we're in the middle of talking.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49540,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Oscar","text":"Oh, you're right I'm so sorry. Snack machine on me.","text_w_direction":"Oh, you're right I'm so sorry. Snack machine on me. [gives Kevin money]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49541,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh that is nice. Classy move.","text_w_direction":"Oh that is nice. Classy move. [leaves]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49542,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"That's what I'm saying! No of course not!","text_w_direction":"[yelling in break room] That's what I'm saying! No of course not!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49543,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Kevin","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49544,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Oscar","text":"Those figures I gave you? They're false.","text_w_direction":"Those figures I gave you? They're false.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49545,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Toby","text":"How?","text_w_direction":"How?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49546,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Oscar","text":"I was mad at Kevin, we had a fight and I acted vindictively.","text_w_direction":"I was mad at Kevin, we had a fight and I acted vindictively.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49547,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Toby","text":"So you set him up.","text_w_direction":"So you set him up.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49548,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Oscar","text":"Yes, he's innocent.","text_w_direction":"Yes, he's innocent.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49549,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Toby","text":"I knew it. I knew it from the beginning it was possible.","text_w_direction":"I knew it. I knew it from the beginning it was possible.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49550,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Oscar","text":"What are you talking about? I just did this now.","text_w_direction":"What are you talking about? I just did this now.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49551,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Toby","text":"A few years ago, when I was on the jury of the Scranton Strangler..","text_w_direction":"A few years ago, when I was on the jury of the Scranton Strangler..","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49552,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Oscar","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49553,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Toby","text":"I always thought he might have been set up but I felt pressured to convict.","text_w_direction":"I always thought he might have been set up but I felt pressured to convict.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49554,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Oscar","text":"That's gotta be tough.","text_w_direction":"That's gotta be tough.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49555,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Toby","text":"Tough? I put an innocent man on death row.","text_w_direction":"Tough? I put an innocent man on death row.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49556,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Nellie","text":"The fallout from this morning's revelation continues to mount, since Mr. Dwight Shrute began speaking, Dunder Mifflin share prices fell 73%. Mr. Shrute, shareholders demand accountability from corporate leadership. Can we announce your resignation at this time?","text_w_direction":"The fallout from this morning's revelation continues to mount, since Mr. Dwight Shrute began speaking, Dunder Mifflin share prices fell 73%. Mr. Shrute, shareholders demand accountability from corporate leadership. Can we announce your resignation at this time?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49557,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"My resignation? What are you talking about? No! I was just following orders! Listen, the person responsible for this catastrophe is the CEO and chairman, David Wallace!","text_w_direction":"My resignation? What are you talking about? No! I was just following orders! Listen, the person responsible for this catastrophe is the CEO and chairman, David Wallace!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49558,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"That's yours?","text_w_direction":"That's yours?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49559,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"That's the family boat!","text_w_direction":"That's the family boat!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49560,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"Oh my gosh, Andy! This is enormous!","text_w_direction":"Oh my gosh, Andy! This is enormous!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49561,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Right?","text_w_direction":"Right?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49562,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"I thought it was gonna be tiny. Oh my gosh it's beautiful. So this is how your family came to America.","text_w_direction":"I thought it was gonna be tiny. Oh my gosh it's beautiful. So this is how your family came to America.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49563,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Boat Guy","text":"Move.","text_w_direction":"Move.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49564,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Sorry?","text_w_direction":"Sorry?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49565,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Boat Guy","text":"Trying to rig a boat here. I don't know how to do that when you're standing in the way.","text_w_direction":"Trying to rig a boat here. I don't know how to do that when you're standing in the way.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49566,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Sure, I um..I didn't know.","text_w_direction":"Sure, I um..I didn't know.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49567,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Boat Guy","text":"I'm not a ghost, so I can't walk through people.","text_w_direction":"I'm not a ghost, so I can't walk through people.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49568,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49569,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"Gee, he was salty.","text_w_direction":"Gee, he was salty.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49570,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Geez, a little bit. How you doing old buddy? Missed you.","text_w_direction":"Geez, a little bit. [to boat] How you doing old buddy? Missed you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49571,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"What does that one do?","text_w_direction":"What does that one do?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49572,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"It raises the main sail. That was my job when we went sailing.","text_w_direction":"It raises the main sail. That was my job when we went sailing.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49573,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"I wish I had seen you do it.","text_w_direction":"I wish I had seen you do it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49574,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49575,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49576,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Up she goes!","text_w_direction":"[Begins raising sail] Up she goes!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49577,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Boat Guy","text":"Don't do that. Don't do that.","text_w_direction":"Don't do that. Don't do that.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49578,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, it's OK. My girlfriend and I were actually gonna take her for a little spin and a picnic before you guys head out tonight. You know what? Get some dinner on me.","text_w_direction":"Oh, it's OK. My girlfriend and I were actually gonna take her for a little spin and a picnic before you guys head out tonight. You know what? Get some dinner on me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49579,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Boat Guy","text":"Nope. Can't do that.","text_w_direction":"Nope. Can't do that.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49580,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"You got it. You know what then, we'll just take it for a quick little spin around the harbor.","text_w_direction":"You got it. You know what then, we'll just take it for a quick little spin around the harbor. [begins raising sail, boat guy slaps his hand]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49581,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Boat Guy","text":"We've already started boarding. And no one is insured to rig her up right now except us.","text_w_direction":"We've already started boarding. And no one is insured to rig her up right now except us.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49582,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"You know what? Chill, ok? I own the boat. Not gonna sue myself. Alright, so just- wow.","text_w_direction":"You know what? Chill, ok? I own the boat. Not gonna sue myself. Alright, so just- [Raises sail, guys slaps hand again] wow.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49583,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Boat Guy","text":"I can smack you all day if you keep touching what you're not supposed to touch.","text_w_direction":"I can smack you all day if you keep touching what you're not supposed to touch.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49584,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Ok, fine.","text_w_direction":"Ok, fine.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49585,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Boat Guy","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49586,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, fine.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, fine.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49587,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Boat Guy","text":"Good stuff.","text_w_direction":"Good stuff.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49588,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Good stuff. Nice stuff. Damn it! Screw you dad! ..ah.","text_w_direction":"Good stuff. Nice stuff. [begins raising sail again when guy leaves, but he comes back and smacks Andy's hand again] [bleep] Damn it! Screw you dad! ..ah.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49589,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"Well, we're doing it. We're finally having a picnic on the boat.","text_w_direction":"Well, we're doing it. We're finally having a picnic on the boat.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49590,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"I've had a thousand picnics on this boat. The point was for me to sail it.","text_w_direction":"I've had a thousand picnics on this boat. The point was for me to sail it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49591,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"Andy, you never had to sail the boat to be a man.","text_w_direction":"Andy, you never had to sail the boat to be a man.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49592,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Fine. But I could have.","text_w_direction":"Fine. But I could have.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49593,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"As long as we're on this boat, as far as I'm concerned, you're the captain.","text_w_direction":"As long as we're on this boat, as far as I'm concerned, you're the captain.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49594,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"I am the captain.","text_w_direction":"I am the captain.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49595,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49596,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Right?","text_w_direction":"Right?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49597,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49598,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"I'm the captain. Hey, charm school.","text_w_direction":"I'm the captain. [to boat guy] Hey, charm school.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49599,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Boat Guy","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49600,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"I'm taking it over from here.","text_w_direction":"I'm taking it over from here.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49601,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"Nice!","text_w_direction":"Nice!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49602,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Boat Guy","text":"I hate to uh, ruin this moment...or breakdown, but you already signed the papers. So, if you want your boat back, you can pick it up there in the Bahamas in 10 days.","text_w_direction":"I hate to uh, ruin this moment...or breakdown, but you already signed the papers. So, if you want your boat back, you can pick it up there in the Bahamas in 10 days.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49603,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, I know cause I'm sailing it there.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I know cause I'm sailing it there.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49604,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Boat Guy","text":"OK, no. I already said, you're not getting back your deposit.","text_w_direction":"OK, no. I already said, you're not getting back your deposit.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49605,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Fine. Good. Keep it. Just leave the supplies, I paid for those. But how much for that cool fisherman sweater?","text_w_direction":"Fine. Good. Keep it. Just leave the supplies, I paid for those. But how much for that cool fisherman sweater?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49606,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Nellie","text":"For those just joining us, terror in Greenwich. Where police have surrounded the house of Dunder Mifflin CEO David Wallace. Wallace is said to be despondent over the company's stock plummet and is taking a mailman hostage. On the line, we have chief of Greenwich Police, Mr. Bill Jackson.","text_w_direction":"For those just joining us, terror in Greenwich. Where police have surrounded the house of Dunder Mifflin CEO David Wallace. Wallace is said to be despondent over the company's stock plummet and is taking a mailman hostage. On the line, we have chief of Greenwich Police, Mr. Bill Jackson [points to Jim].","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49607,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Jim","text":"Good afternoon!","text_w_direction":"[using black voice] Good afternoon! [Darryl smacks his arm]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49608,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Please sir! Spare him. Please.","text_w_direction":"Please sir! Spare him. Please.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49609,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, this Wallace guy is lookin' at hard time. And we only know this because of what Dwight Snoot said on record!","text_w_direction":"Uh, this Wallace guy is lookin' at hard time. And we only know this because of what Dwight Snoot said on record!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49610,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok, everyone. Everyone, hold on! I've got a solution. I know Wallace's phone number, everyone hold, I'll conference him in.","text_w_direction":"Ok, everyone. Everyone, hold on! I've got a solution. I know Wallace's phone number, everyone hold, I'll conference him in.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49611,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, Mr. Shrute, there's really no need to, um involve Mr... Wallace.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Mr. Shrute, there's really no need to, um involve Mr... Wallace.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49612,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"Do you even know what you're doing?","text_w_direction":"Do you even know what you're doing?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49613,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah. Yeah I know how to hoist the mail sail, I know to...I, I, these buttons control boat pumps and stuff. I also know where the booze stash is. So, hello. Walt?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Yeah I know how to hoist the mail sail, I know to...I, I, these buttons control boat pumps and stuff. I also know where the booze stash is. So, hello. [Opens door, Andy's brother is passed out inside] Walt?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49614,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Walt Jr.","text":"Oh god, thank goodness you're here. I was having a little trouble with this door. Yesterday. I um, I think it was yesterday.","text_w_direction":"Oh god, thank goodness you're here. I was having a little trouble with this door. Yesterday. I um, I think it was yesterday.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49615,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"I thought you were in rehab.","text_w_direction":"I thought you were in rehab.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49616,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Walt Jr.","text":"Yeah, uh, I just, I figured I'd get that first relapse out of the way. God, what's happened to our family? Everything is so messed up! How did you even know I was in here?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, uh, I just, I figured I'd get that first relapse out of the way. God, what's happened to our family? Everything is so messed up! How did you even know I was in here?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49617,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"I didn't. I, I just came to say goodbye to the boat. But I've decided to sail it to Bermuda.","text_w_direction":"I didn't. I, I just came to say goodbye to the boat. But I've decided to sail it to Bermuda.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49618,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"Bahamas, Andy.","text_w_direction":"Bahamas, Andy.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49619,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Same thing. Come on. I need a crew. You should be my crew. Three weeks, open ocean, no booze. You need this. I need it, we need this. Serious bro time, come on.","text_w_direction":"Same thing. [To Walt] Come on. I need a crew. You should be my crew. Three weeks, open ocean, no booze. You need this. I need it, we need this. Serious bro time, come on.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49620,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"David Wallace","text":"Hello?","text_w_direction":"[On phone] Hello?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49621,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"David, is that you?","text_w_direction":"David, is that you?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49622,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"David Wallace","text":"Dwight?","text_w_direction":"Dwight?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49623,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, thank god. Oh, thank god. Are you ok? Is everyone ok?","text_w_direction":"Oh, thank god. Oh, thank god. Are you ok? Is everyone ok?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49624,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"David Wallace","text":"Yeah? Are you ok?","text_w_direction":"Yeah? Are you ok?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49625,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, I'm OK. I just want you to know that I believe in you. I really do. And I believe in your ability to make the right choices. I always have, David.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'm OK. I just want you to know that I believe in you. I really do. And I believe in your ability to make the right choices. I always have, David.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49626,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"David Wallace","text":"Well, thanks Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Well, thanks Dwight.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49627,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"You're welcome, sir. But David, listen to me carefully. I'm gonna need you to let the mailman go. Ok?","text_w_direction":"You're welcome, sir. But David, listen to me carefully. I'm gonna need you to let the mailman go. Ok?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49628,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"David Wallace","text":"Dwight?","text_w_direction":"Dwight?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49629,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Walk out of the house...","text_w_direction":"Walk out of the house...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49630,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"David Wallace","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49631,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"...with your hands on top of your head, everything is going to be fine. Dunder Mifflin will be in good hands while you're away in prison.","text_w_direction":"...with your hands on top of your head, everything is going to be fine. Dunder Mifflin will be in good hands while you're away in prison.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49632,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"David Wallace","text":"Ok, Dwight, gonna ask you to not call my cell anymore. Gotta go.","text_w_direction":"Ok, Dwight, gonna ask you to not call my cell anymore. Gotta go.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49633,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait a minute, you guys? You heard?","text_w_direction":"[enters main office, group claps] Wait a minute, you guys? You heard?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49634,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"All","text":"Shrute! Shrute! Shrute!Shrute! Shrute! Shrute! Shrute! Shrute!","text_w_direction":"Shrute! Shrute! Shrute!Shrute! Shrute! Shrute! Shrute! Shrute!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49635,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Shrute! Shrute!","text_w_direction":"[joins in] Shrute! Shrute!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49636,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Overall, I'd say my first radio interview went pretty much the way I expected.","text_w_direction":"Overall, I'd say my first radio interview went pretty much the way I expected.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49637,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Kevin","text":"Well Oscar, I did not get the promotion. He just wanted to update my personal information.","text_w_direction":"Well Oscar, I did not get the promotion. He just wanted to update my personal information.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49638,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Oscar","text":"Well, I am sorry Kevin.","text_w_direction":"Well, I am sorry Kevin.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49639,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Angela","text":"Why on earth would you think you were getting a promotion?","text_w_direction":"Why on earth would you think you were getting a promotion?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49640,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Kevin","text":"You know what Angela? I- Oh my god.","text_w_direction":"You know what Angela? I- Oh my god. [Senator enters]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49641,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Angela","text":"Honey! What are you doing here?","text_w_direction":"Honey! What are you doing here?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49642,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Senator Liptop","text":"I just had a little intuition that someone I loved needed a little bit of attention today. Oscar, you're looking very healthy. Getting lots of vigorous exercise?","text_w_direction":"I just had a little intuition that someone I loved needed a little bit of attention today. Oscar, you're looking very healthy. Getting lots of vigorous exercise? [touches Oscar's shoulder. Oscar jumps away quickly]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49643,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Oscar","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49644,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Angela","text":"Oscar? What is going on? What was that?","text_w_direction":"Oscar? What is going on? What was that?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49645,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Senator Liptop","text":"What was that? I'm sorry, I didn't mean any offense. I was just trying to be friendly.","text_w_direction":"What was that? I'm sorry, I didn't mean any offense. I was just trying to be friendly.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49646,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Oscar","text":"You know what? I'm sorry. I overreacted. Because I'm stressed out. Why am I stressed out? Who's not stressed out? Who's not stressed out? Who-","text_w_direction":"You know what? I'm sorry. I overreacted. Because I'm stressed out. Why am I stressed out? Who's not stressed out? Who's not stressed out? Who-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49647,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Kevin","text":"Come on Oscar, we're not just gonna sit here and ignore the obvious. Senator Lipton has a big election next week. We all need to give him our support.","text_w_direction":"Come on Oscar, we're not just gonna sit here and ignore the obvious. Senator Lipton has a big election next week. We all need to give him our support. [claps, group joins]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49648,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Senator Liptop","text":"Well, thanks everybody.","text_w_direction":"Well, thanks everybody.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49649,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Kevin","text":"It is really cool! U-S-A! U-S-A!","text_w_direction":"It is really cool! U-S-A! U-S-A!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49650,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Oscar","text":"U..s..a. U-","text_w_direction":"U..s..a. U-","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49651,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Oscar","text":"I have to say I'm impressed with Kevin. Uh, he showed a lot of self-control.","text_w_direction":"I have to say I'm impressed with Kevin. Uh, he showed a lot of self-control.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49652,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Kevin","text":"I totally forgot about the affair for a minute. Oscar is having s*x with the senator and Angela doesn't even know. Her life is a complete sham!","text_w_direction":"I totally forgot about the affair for a minute. [laughs] Oscar is having s*x with the senator and Angela doesn't even know. [laughing still] Her life is a complete sham!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49653,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Alright guys, cast us off. Walt, all aboard! Erin, this is because of you. Do you realize that? You're the best ever!","text_w_direction":"Alright guys, cast us off. Walt, all aboard! Erin, this is because of you. Do you realize that? You're the best ever!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49654,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, you know. Just being a good girlfriend.","text_w_direction":"[Standing on dock] Oh, you know. Just being a good girlfriend.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49655,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Good? Come on. Above and beyond. World's Greatest. You did this! Dammit I'm happy!","text_w_direction":"[pulling away from dock] Good? Come on. Above and beyond. World's Greatest. You did this! Dammit I'm happy!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49656,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"Yes, I am very pleased I did help Andy. Would I have gone with him if he'd asked me? On his sailboat cruise to the Caribbean? Yes. I think it would have been really fun and romantic.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I am very pleased I did help Andy. Would I have gone with him if he'd asked me? On his sailboat cruise to the Caribbean? Yes. I think it would have been really fun and romantic.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49657,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"I'll see you in three weeks!","text_w_direction":"[waving from boat] I'll see you in three weeks!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49658,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"OK!","text_w_direction":"OK!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49659,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Walt Jr.","text":"Hey bro! It was here all along.","text_w_direction":"Hey bro! It was here all along. [holding guitar]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49660,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"No way!","text_w_direction":"No way!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49661,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Walt Jr.","text":"Way!","text_w_direction":"Way!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49662,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Erin I gotta go! Them's my chords!","text_w_direction":"Erin I gotta go![Walt begins playing] Them's my chords!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49663,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Pete","text":"Hey. She's back.","text_w_direction":"Hey. She's back.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49664,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"Thanks for covering the phones.","text_w_direction":"Thanks for covering the phones.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49665,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Pete","text":"Yeah, no problem. How was it?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, no problem. How was it?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49666,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"Fine.","text_w_direction":"Fine.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49667,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Pete","text":"Hey, some buddies of mine are going to Poor Richard's for beers and pool, you wanna come? I can't promise you too much, but uh, you might get to meet my friend flipper.","text_w_direction":"Hey, some buddies of mine are going to Poor Richard's for beers and pool, you wanna come? I can't promise you too much, but uh, you might get to meet my friend flipper.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49668,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"Does he have a flipper?","text_w_direction":"Does he have a flipper?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49669,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Pete","text":"Oh. Nope. It's not that, he uh, uh he flipped a table one time when he was drunk.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Nope. It's not that, he uh, uh he flipped a table one time when he was drunk.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49670,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"He sounds like an idiot.","text_w_direction":"He sounds like an idiot.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49671,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Pete","text":"Yeah, he is.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, he is.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49672,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49673,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Pete","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49674,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49675,"season":9,"episode":6,"episode_name":"The Boat","director":"John Krasinski","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Pete","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1455,"air_date":"2012-11-08"}
{"index":49676,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"Ah, what else? I've seen Dirty Dancing like, ten times. Breaks my heart every time, you know?","text_w_direction":"[on computer screen] Ah, what else? I've seen Dirty Dancing like, ten times. Breaks my heart every time, you know?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49677,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Everyone","text":"Whoa!","text_w_direction":"Whoa!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49678,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Andy.","text_w_direction":"Andy.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49679,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"That Swayze sure can dance dirty.","text_w_direction":"That Swayze sure can dance dirty.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49680,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Phyllis","text":"Don't you have any sunblock?","text_w_direction":"Don't you have any sunblock?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49681,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"No, Walter J has been hoarding it. You want to worry about a part of my body, worry about my eyes. They're like two flaming meatballs in my skull.","text_w_direction":"No, Walter J has been hoarding it. You want to worry about a part of my body, worry about my eyes. They're like two flaming meatballs in my skull.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49682,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Last week Andy set sail for the Bahamas to sell his family's boat, and he took his brother, but not me. I was kind of sad at first, but then I remembered that Bob Marley song -- No, woman. No cry.","text_w_direction":"Last week Andy set sail for the Bahamas to sell his family's boat, and he took his brother, but not me. I was kind of sad at first, but then I remembered that Bob Marley song -- No, woman. No cry.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49683,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"Check this out. Keeps my hair out of my stare, also helps me combat the glare bear. That's what I call the sun now.","text_w_direction":"[on computer] Check this out. Keeps my hair out of my stare, also helps me combat the glare bear. That's what I call the sun now.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49684,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Darryl","text":"Andy, it's Darryl. Take your drawers off your head.","text_w_direction":"Andy, it's Darryl. Take your drawers off your head.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49685,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"What else can I show you? Oh, damn it!","text_w_direction":"What else can I show you? Oh, damn it!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49686,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, Andy, was.. was that your drinking water?","text_w_direction":"Oh, Andy, was.. was that your drinking water?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49687,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, it was. That's okay though. I got this cool desalinator device. It sucks up sea water through this hose and pumps out fresh water. See, check it out. Ow!","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it was. That's okay though. I got this cool desalinator device. It sucks up sea water through this hose and pumps out fresh water. See, check it out. Ow!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49688,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Everyone","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49689,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"Ah! That's not good. I better sign off. I hate to get going. I mean these skype sessions are, like, the only thing that keep me sane out here, you know?","text_w_direction":"Ah! That's not good. I better sign off. I hate to get going. I mean these skype sessions are, like, the only thing that keep me sane out here, you know? [laughs crazily]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49690,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Darryl","text":"He's been sailing for two days.","text_w_direction":"He's been sailing for two days.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49691,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"I will leave you with this. The image of a man and his boat. Burn this into your brains.","text_w_direction":"[on computer] I will leave you with this. The image of a man and his boat. Burn this into your brains.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49692,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"[laughing] Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49693,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Andy","text":"No. No! Nooo!","text_w_direction":"No. No! Nooo! [computer falls into ocean]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49694,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Andy? Andy! Andy! Andy. Oh.","text_w_direction":"Andy? Andy! Andy! Andy. Oh.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49695,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Dwight Schrute. Well, hi there David Wallace. Why would you ever call me when the manager is out of town?","text_w_direction":"[answering phone] Dwight Schrute. [turns on speakerphone] Well, hi there David Wallace. Why would you ever call me when the manager is out of town?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49696,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"David","text":"Well, I have some very exciting news.","text_w_direction":"[on speakerphone] Well, I have some very exciting news.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49697,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"And you didn't call Jim - that seems significant.","text_w_direction":"And you didn't call Jim - that seems significant.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49698,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Hi, David.","text_w_direction":"Hi, David.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49699,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"David","text":"Jim, good! You should hear this too.","text_w_direction":"Jim, good! You should hear this too.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49700,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"No, he shouldn't.","text_w_direction":"No, he shouldn't.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49701,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Go ahead David, I'm listening.","text_w_direction":"[taking away Dwight's handset] Go ahead David, I'm listening.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49702,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, David, I want to take you off speaker but... I don't know where I'd put you.","text_w_direction":"Okay, David, I want to take you off speaker but... I don't know where I'd put you.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49703,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"David","text":"Guys, listen, this is big news. The Scranton White Pages just got in contact with my office the day before yesterday. They've apparently just dropped the supplier they've been with for the last ten years. .","text_w_direction":"Guys, listen, this is big news. The Scranton White Pages just got in contact with my office the day before yesterday. They've apparently just dropped the supplier they've been with for the last ten years. .","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49704,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"The White Pages.","text_w_direction":"The White Pages.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49705,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"The White Pages","text_w_direction":"The White Pages","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49706,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"David","text":"Look, we need our top salesman running point on this and Dwight, that is you.","text_w_direction":"Look, we need our top salesman running point on this and Dwight, that is you.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49707,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm gonna need to put you on hold for a second. Hah! Yah! Woooo! Eat it Jim! Eat it Phyllis! Eat... where's Stanley?","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna need to put you on hold for a second. [presses hold button] Hah! Yah! Woooo! Eat it Jim! Eat it Phyllis! Eat... where's Stanley?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49708,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"He's in the bathroom.","text_w_direction":"He's in the bathroom.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49709,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Will you run into the bathroom and tell him to eat it?","text_w_direction":"Will you run into the bathroom and tell him to eat it?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49710,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Of course.","text_w_direction":"Of course.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49711,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah! Okay. Hey David, I'm back.","text_w_direction":"Yeah! Okay. [presses button again] Hey David, I'm back.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49712,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Eat it Stanley!","text_w_direction":"[from the kitchen] Eat it Stanley!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49713,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"So uh, last I remember Tom Peterman was in charge of that account?","text_w_direction":"So uh, last I remember Tom Peterman was in charge of that account?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49714,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"David","text":"No, I spoke with the receptionist over there. It's someone new but she didn't catch her name.","text_w_direction":"No, I spoke with the receptionist over there. It's someone new but she didn't catch her name.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49715,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Her name?","text_w_direction":"Her name?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49716,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Phyllis","text":"No, hey, Dwight shouldn't...","text_w_direction":"No, hey, Dwight shouldn't...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49717,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Shhh! Thanks David! Thank you so much for calling me!","text_w_direction":"Shhh! [clears throat] Thanks David! Thank you so much for calling me!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49718,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"David","text":"Good luck!","text_w_direction":"Good luck!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49719,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Good luck to you.","text_w_direction":"Good luck to you. [disconnects call]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49720,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Phyllis","text":"Dwight, you can't go. You have a problem with women. You can't sell to them.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, you can't go. You have a problem with women. You can't sell to them.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49721,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"That is a damnable lie. I love women.","text_w_direction":"That is a damnable lie. I love women.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49722,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Phyllis","text":"Gina Rogers at Apex Technology said you called her ‘gy-na' for your entire meeting.","text_w_direction":"Gina Rogers at Apex Technology said you called her ‘gy-na' for your entire meeting.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49723,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Nellie","text":"Ew. That's not good.","text_w_direction":"Ew. That's not good.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49724,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah, she said she corrected him five times.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, she said she corrected him five times.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49725,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"‘Gy-na' said that?","text_w_direction":"‘Gy-na' said that?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49726,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Phyllis","text":"Guys, we can't let Dwight blow this. An account this size could double our growth. That means raises, bonuses... Pizza Friday could come back.","text_w_direction":"Guys, we can't let Dwight blow this. An account this size could double our growth. That means raises, bonuses... Pizza Friday could come back.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49727,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Meredith","text":"Hey remember that week in the 90's when we got bagels?","text_w_direction":"Hey remember that week in the 90's when we got bagels?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49728,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Creed","text":"I miss Clinton.","text_w_direction":"I miss Clinton.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49729,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Can you go instead?","text_w_direction":"Can you go instead?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49730,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"I can't. I have the thing.","text_w_direction":"I can't. I have the thing.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49731,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"I have this conference call today with this company in Philly that I'm helping start. Ah, first board meeting. Also, the first time I've ever been excited about work. So, that feels... wrong.","text_w_direction":"I have this conference call today with this company in Philly that I'm helping start. Ah, first board meeting. Also, the first time I've ever been excited about work. So, that feels... wrong.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49732,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pete","text":"Okay, call down. It's just me, not Tom Selleck.","text_w_direction":"Okay, call down. It's just me, not Tom Selleck.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49733,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Guys in breakroom","text":"","text_w_direction":"[laughter]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49734,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kevin","text":"Nice!","text_w_direction":"Nice!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49735,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pete","text":"Toby got us all to participate in Movember. It's a charity for prostate cancer. You pledge money and then you grow a mustache for the month of November.","text_w_direction":"Toby got us all to participate in Movember. It's a charity for prostate cancer. You pledge money and then you grow a mustache for the month of November.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49736,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Clark","text":"So, this is how we look now. I hope you like being turned on all the time.","text_w_direction":"So, this is how we look now. I hope you like being turned on all the time.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49737,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Darryl","text":"Daaaaamn! It just keeps on coming, huh?","text_w_direction":"Daaaaamn! It just keeps on coming, huh?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49738,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Toby","text":"I have very fertile hair glands.","text_w_direction":"I have very fertile hair glands.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49739,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Toby","text":"I am so glad I got all of the dudes to do Movember. We have the dopest time back in the annex.","text_w_direction":"I am so glad I got all of the dudes to do Movember. We have the dopest time back in the annex.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49740,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Clark","text":"God!","text_w_direction":"God!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49741,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Toby","text":"We even go to lunch, pick up babes.","text_w_direction":"We even go to lunch, pick up babes.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49742,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Toby","text":"Smile if you love men's prostates.","text_w_direction":"[to passing female pedestrian] Smile if you love men's prostates.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49743,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Angela","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49744,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Oscar","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49745,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Angela","text":"Spring cleaning?","text_w_direction":"Spring cleaning?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49746,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Oscar","text":"More like fall cleaning.","text_w_direction":"More like fall cleaning. [chuckles]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49747,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Angela","text":"I think the senator is having an affair.","text_w_direction":"[whispering] I think the senator is having an affair.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49748,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Oscar","text":"This doesn't... I'm sorry. Wha... what?","text_w_direction":"[dropping desk drawer] This doesn't... I'm sorry. Wha... what?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49749,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Angela","text":"I think the senator is having an affair.","text_w_direction":"I think the senator is having an affair.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49750,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Oscar","text":"I literally have nightmares in which what just happened happens. I wake up in a sweat. And then I make Angela's husband spoon me back to bed.","text_w_direction":"I literally have nightmares in which what just happened happens. I wake up in a sweat. And then I make Angela's husband spoon me back to bed.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49751,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Angela","text":"When he comes home in the morning, he has this secret little smile.","text_w_direction":"When he comes home in the morning, he has this secret little smile.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49752,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Oscar","text":"Oh, I'm sure ...that's nothing.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'm sure ...that's nothing.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49753,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Angela","text":"And he's always at the yoga studio. He never misses the noon class - it's Hot Yoga with Blake.","text_w_direction":"And he's always at the yoga studio. He never misses the noon class - it's Hot Yoga with Blake.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49754,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Oscar","text":"Angela, Blake's also a guy's name so he... may be spending his afternoons with a guy named Blake. So nothing to worry about. Huh. Blake. Who is Blake?","text_w_direction":"Angela, Blake's also a guy's name so he... may be spending his afternoons with a guy named Blake. So nothing to worry about. Huh. Blake. Who is Blake?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49755,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Angela","text":"I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49756,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Oscar","text":"I just never heard about the senator and yoga...","text_w_direction":"I just never heard about the senator and yoga...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49757,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Angela","text":"Right.","text_w_direction":"Right.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49758,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Oscar","text":"From you. I'm sure it's probably nothing. But what's with the yoga already?","text_w_direction":"From you. I'm sure it's probably nothing. But what's with the yoga already?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49759,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Angela","text":"Right?","text_w_direction":"Right?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49760,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Oscar","text":"And Blake! All right Angela, calm down! We need to go check this out.","text_w_direction":"And Blake! All right Angela, calm down! We need to go check this out.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49761,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Angela","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49762,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Oscar","text":"Angela, I'll go with you.","text_w_direction":"Angela, I'll go with you.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49763,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Phyllis","text":"So, uh, show us how you'd normally sell to a female client.","text_w_direction":"So, uh, show us how you'd normally sell to a female client.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49764,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay. With pleasure. Get ready to learn a few new tricks, old dog.","text_w_direction":"Okay. With pleasure. Get ready to learn a few new tricks, old dog.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49765,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"You've got this Schrute.","text_w_direction":"You've got this Schrute.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49766,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Phyllis","text":"Okay, you just walked into her office and begin.","text_w_direction":"Okay, you just walked into her office and begin.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49767,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49768,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49769,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"May I please speak to your boss?","text_w_direction":"May I please speak to your boss?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49770,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Phyllis","text":"No, she is the boss.","text_w_direction":"No, she is the boss.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49771,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"I am? Hmm.. Hi, I'm Mr. Hannon. How can I help you?","text_w_direction":"I am? Hmm.. [deep voice] Hi, I'm Mr. Hannon. How can I help you?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49772,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, this isn't working for me, ‘cause no one would ever believe that she would be a boss.","text_w_direction":"Okay, this isn't working for me, ‘cause no one would ever believe that she would be a boss.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49773,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"He's absolutely right. I'm really struggling.","text_w_direction":"He's absolutely right. I'm really struggling.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49774,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, I'll be the buyer.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'll be the buyer.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49775,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[sighing]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49776,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Hello, Mr. Schrute, nice to see you. Please have a seat.","text_w_direction":"Hello, Mr. Schrute, nice to see you. Please have a seat.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49777,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"I never sit down during sales meetings. I want to appear aggressive and imposing. I am going to sell to you in twelve minutes","text_w_direction":"I never sit down during sales meetings. I want to appear aggressive and imposing. I am going to sell to you in twelve minutes","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49778,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Phyllis","text":"No actually, she likes to take her time discussing her needs.","text_w_direction":"No actually, she likes to take her time discussing her needs.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49779,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"I will tell her what her needs are and then fill them. So this is going to work out best for you if you just relax and do nothing. And once I'm finished, it's over.","text_w_direction":"I will tell her what her needs are and then fill them. So this is going to work out best for you if you just relax and do nothing. And once I'm finished, it's over.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49780,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, let's stop here. Anyone have any thoughts?","text_w_direction":"Okay, let's stop here. Anyone have any thoughts?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49781,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"I thought it went great.","text_w_direction":"I thought it went great.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49782,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Nellie","text":"I have uh, written down a few questions. One, have you ever killed a woman? Two, how many women have you killed? Please, sir, will you not kill me?","text_w_direction":"I have uh, written down a few questions. One, have you ever killed a woman? Two, how many women have you killed? Please, sir, will you not kill me?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49783,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Business partner","text":"Okay lets get started.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Okay lets get started.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49784,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, I'm here. Are we all on?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I'm here. Are we all on?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49785,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Business partner","text":"Uh,, well you're the only one ‘on' - we're all here.","text_w_direction":"Uh,, well you're the only one ‘on' - we're all here.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49786,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Right. Okay, uh, over the next three months...","text_w_direction":"[nervous laughter] Right. Okay, uh, over the next three months...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49787,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kevin","text":"That's the winter season., three months.","text_w_direction":"That's the winter season., three months.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49788,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"I uh, I have some ideas, actually...","text_w_direction":"I uh, I have some ideas, actually...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49789,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Business partner","text":"Are you at your office right now?","text_w_direction":"Are you at your office right now?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49790,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Uh yeah. Trust me, I'd rather be with you guys.","text_w_direction":"[hushed voice] Uh yeah. Trust me, I'd rather be with you guys.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49791,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Business partner","text":"Uh, yeah, that sounded kinda spooky-sexy, over here Halpert.","text_w_direction":"[laughing] Uh, yeah, that sounded kinda spooky-sexy, over here Halpert.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49792,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, Sorry, I uh... was just saying that we should uh...","text_w_direction":"Oh, [clearing throat, deeper voice] Sorry, I uh... was just saying that we should uh...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49793,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Business partner","text":"Whoa. I think there's been a bit of a mistake. We're trying to reach Jim Halpert, not Batman.","text_w_direction":"Whoa. [laughing] I think there's been a bit of a mistake. We're trying to reach Jim Halpert, not Batman.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49794,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Um, you know what? I.. should have just had... I should have just had you call me on my cell.","text_w_direction":"[laughing] Um, you know what? I.. should have just had... I should have just had you call me on my cell.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49795,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Business partner","text":"Uh, yeah...","text_w_direction":"Uh, yeah...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49796,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"I'm gonna try a different spot. Okay?","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna try a different spot. Okay?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49797,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Business partner","text":"Okay, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Okay, yeah.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49798,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, I'll call you right back.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I'll call you right back.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49799,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kevin","text":"What's happening in three months?","text_w_direction":"What's happening in three months?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49800,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, when you're selling to women, it is crucial that you listen, Dwight. Also you want to respect their... Are you listening now?","text_w_direction":"Okay, when you're selling to women, it is crucial that you listen, Dwight. Also you want to respect their... Are you listening now?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49801,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49802,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, well you have to show us.","text_w_direction":"Okay, well you have to show us.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49803,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"That's impossible. Listening happens in the ear and in the brain. I mean, some organisms have external hairs that vibrate to indicate auditory stimulation but unfortunately, our external hairs don't vibrate at all.","text_w_direction":"That's impossible. Listening happens in the ear and in the brain. I mean, some organisms have external hairs that vibrate to indicate auditory stimulation but unfortunately, our external hairs don't vibrate at all.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49804,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Huh. Uh huh.","text_w_direction":"Huh. [nodding] Uh huh.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49805,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49806,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"A little smile and a nod shows that I hear you. Got it?","text_w_direction":"A little smile and a nod shows that I hear you. Got it?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49807,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Kind of.","text_w_direction":"Kind of.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49808,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Nellie, why don't you tell Dwight what we were doing earlier today. And Dwight, you show us that you're listening.","text_w_direction":"Nellie, why don't you tell Dwight what we were doing earlier today. And Dwight, you show us that you're listening.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49809,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Nellie","text":"Well, we were in the warehouse, where we were discussing a mural that I've commissioned Pam to paint there. We were talking color schemes and the major themes we want to hit. Children of the world, coming together, cutting down trees to make paper. But not in a child labor-y way.","text_w_direction":"Well, we were in the warehouse, where we were discussing a mural that I've commissioned Pam to paint there. We were talking color schemes and the major themes we want to hit. Children of the world, coming together, cutting down trees to make paper. But not in a child labor-y way.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49810,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"It's just up and down, just a regular nod, like a person.","text_w_direction":"It's just up and down, just a regular nod, like a person.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49811,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"I am a person.","text_w_direction":"I am a person.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49812,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49813,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Nellie","text":"And then we thought we'd ... I can't. I just can't carry on with that face. Look at it. I'm gonna get nightmares with that face. I mean he looks like he's laboring over a stool having just eaten human flesh.","text_w_direction":"And then we thought we'd ... I can't. I just can't carry on with that face. Look at it. I'm gonna get nightmares with that face. I mean he looks like he's laboring over a stool having just eaten human flesh.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49814,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"That's a bit extreme.","text_w_direction":"That's a bit extreme.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49815,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Nellie","text":"No, I'm sorry but that is true.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm sorry but that is true.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49816,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Meredith","text":"He's screwed. They're meeting in less than an hour.","text_w_direction":"He's screwed. They're meeting in less than an hour.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49817,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh, all right. God, Dwight, just ignore every instinct you have. It's all garbage okay? You're the woman, I'm the salesman, watch what I do and try to learn.","text_w_direction":"Oh, all right. God, Dwight, just ignore every instinct you have. It's all garbage okay? You're the woman, I'm the salesman, watch what I do and try to learn.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49818,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, I'm a woman. I'm a woman. Good?","text_w_direction":"Okay, I'm a woman. [high voice] I'm a woman. Good?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49819,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Phyllis","text":"Ms. Thomas, so good to see you.","text_w_direction":"Ms. Thomas, so good to see you.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49820,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49821,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh, are those your kids? They're so cute! They could be models.","text_w_direction":"Oh, are those your kids? They're so cute! They could be models.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49822,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you. I'm so proud of them. I carried each one of them for nine months inside of my torso and then pushed them out of my v*g1n*.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. I'm so proud of them. I carried each one of them for nine months inside of my torso and then pushed them out of my v*g1n*.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49823,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Meredith","text":"Booo! Weird.","text_w_direction":"Booo! Weird.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49824,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Nellie","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49825,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Phyllis","text":"Okay, yeah. This is a lost cause. It's hopeless.","text_w_direction":"Okay, yeah. This is a lost cause. It's hopeless.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49826,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Ten years ago, I didn't care if Dwight got married or died a beet-farming bachelor. But having kids makes you so soft. I used to watch Pulp Fiction and laugh, and now I'm like, that poor gimp is somebody's child.","text_w_direction":"Ten years ago, I didn't care if Dwight got married or died a beet-farming bachelor. But having kids makes you so soft. I used to watch Pulp Fiction and laugh, and now I'm like, that poor gimp is somebody's child.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49827,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"You know, I think there could be a lot of benefits if you could learn to get along with women.","text_w_direction":"You know, I think there could be a lot of benefits if you could learn to get along with women.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49828,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Look, I have no problem with women. It's businesswomen and their, their power suits and their shoulder pads. Don't lie about your shoulders!","text_w_direction":"Look, I have no problem with women. It's businesswomen and their, their power suits and their shoulder pads. Don't lie about your shoulders!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49829,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Dwight, listen to me. Businesswomen are just normal, nice, reasonable people. Who is a nice, reasonable person in your experience?","text_w_direction":"Dwight, listen to me. Businesswomen are just normal, nice, reasonable people. Who is a nice, reasonable person in your experience?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49830,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"I had a barber once who used to comb my hair gently.","text_w_direction":"I had a barber once who used to comb my hair gently.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49831,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, so, when you're selling to this woman, just imagine that she's that nice, reasonable barber.","text_w_direction":"Okay, so, when you're selling to this woman, just imagine that she's that nice, reasonable barber.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49832,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, I can do that.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I can do that.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49833,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Mm-hmm. Good. Baby steps.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm. Good. Baby steps.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49834,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"He used to fight dogs.","text_w_direction":"He used to fight dogs.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49835,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Like, he used to make dogs fight? Or he actually fought dogs?","text_w_direction":"Like, he used to make dogs fight? Or he actually fought dogs?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49836,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Little of this, little of that.","text_w_direction":"Little of this, little of that.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49837,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Angela","text":"Which one is the instructor? There all fatties.","text_w_direction":"Which one is the instructor? There all fatties.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49838,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Oscar","text":"Angela! Angela. There.","text_w_direction":"Angela! [whispering] Angela. There.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49839,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Angela","text":"Where?","text_w_direction":"Where?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49840,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Oscar","text":"On the stairs. Stay calm. Stay down. Oh, so wait. Blake is a her.","text_w_direction":"[whispering] On the stairs. Stay calm. Stay down. Oh, so wait. Blake is a her.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49841,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Angela","text":"Oh my God! She's so stunningly tiny! She's like a petite double zero, for sure. For sure! Holy cow! Look at what they're doing.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God! She's so stunningly tiny! She's like a petite double zero, for sure. For sure! Holy cow! Look at what they're doing.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49842,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Oscar","text":"She's repositioning his hips for downward facing dog.","text_w_direction":"She's repositioning his hips for downward facing dog.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49843,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Angela","text":"I've heard of this - dog style. Oh wait. Oh look Oscar, Thumbelina has a boyfriend! And he has a ponytail - ew. I'd like to see that run for office. Oscar, you were right. I had nothing to be worried about. Thank you. Let's go.","text_w_direction":"[gasps] I've heard of this - dog style. Oh wait. Oh look Oscar, Thumbelina has a boyfriend! And he has a ponytail - ew. I'd like to see that run for office. Oscar, you were right. I had nothing to be worried about. Thank you. Let's go.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49844,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Oscar","text":"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...","text_w_direction":"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49845,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Angela","text":"Ow.","text_w_direction":"Ow.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49846,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Oscar","text":"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Shut up, hold on. Shh. Hold on. Sorry. Look.","text_w_direction":"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Shut up, hold on. Shh. Hold on. Sorry. Look.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49847,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pete","text":"","text_w_direction":"[sound effect of throwing ball]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49848,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Toby","text":"This is fun. You know? I mean, this is fun.","text_w_direction":"This is fun. You know? I mean, this is fun.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49849,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"What I was saying is the genius of Air Jordan was not in the market saturation, it was in --","text_w_direction":"What I was saying is the genius of Air Jordan was not in the market saturation, it was in --","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49850,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Business partner","text":"It was in what? Jim, we're having a lot of trouble hearing you.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] It was in what? Jim, we're having a lot of trouble hearing you.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49851,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"The... the... the... what I was saying is the real genius was... was in the...","text_w_direction":"The... the... the... what I was saying is the real genius was...[car alarm blaring] was in the...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49852,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Hank","text":"Hey! Are those skateboarders back?","text_w_direction":"Hey! Are those skateboarders back?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49853,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Business partner","text":"Jim? Jim, are you there?","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Jim? Jim, are you there?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49854,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Hank","text":"Where are they?","text_w_direction":"Where are they?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49855,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"It was, uh in the authentic design, right? So I mean, you really felt like Michael Jordan was wearing these shoes, so ...","text_w_direction":"It was, uh in the authentic design, right? So I mean, you really felt like Michael Jordan was wearing these shoes, so ...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49856,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Meredith","text":"Who was messing with my van?","text_w_direction":"Who was messing with my van?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49857,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Nobody!","text_w_direction":"Nobody!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49858,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Business partner","text":"Jordan wore them for nobody? We're not following you, Halpert.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Jordan wore them for nobody? We're not following you, Halpert.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49859,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"No, no, no.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49860,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Hank","text":"This ends now!","text_w_direction":"This ends now!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49861,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Secretary","text":"Have a seat. Um, she will be right in.","text_w_direction":"Have a seat. Um, she will be right in.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49862,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, great. Oh, I'm sorry. Do you mind telling me her name? I realized we don't have it.","text_w_direction":"Oh, great. Oh, I'm sorry. Do you mind telling me her name? I realized we don't have it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49863,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Secretary","text":"Uh... um she'll be right in.","text_w_direction":"Uh... um she'll be right in.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49864,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, great.","text_w_direction":"Okay, great.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49865,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Just a little off the top and then a nice combing. Yeah, just comb it.","text_w_direction":"[to himself] Just a little off the top and then a nice combing. Yeah, just comb it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49866,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Oh my God. It's Jan.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God. It's Jan.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49867,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, dear God in heaven.","text_w_direction":"Oh, dear God in heaven.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49868,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Jan used to be one of my superiors, and she is one of the most erratic and terrifying people I have ever met.","text_w_direction":"Jan used to be one of my superiors, and she is one of the most erratic and terrifying people I have ever met.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49869,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jan","text":"You son of a bitch. You're firing me? Where the hell do you get off?","text_w_direction":"You son of a bitch. You're firing me? Where the hell do you get off?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49870,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Jim and I are pretty sure she had an affair with her ex-assistant Hunter. He was 17. But she looks great. If she asks, will you tell her I said that?","text_w_direction":"Jim and I are pretty sure she had an affair with her ex-assistant Hunter. He was 17. But she looks great. If she asks, will you tell her I said that?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49871,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Forget everything we taught you. Hey, Jan! It's so great to see you.","text_w_direction":"Forget everything we taught you. Hey, Jan! It's so great to see you.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49872,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jan","text":"Where's Wallace?","text_w_direction":"Where's Wallace?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49873,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49874,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jan","text":"I was under the impression that David Wallace would be coming. He bought back Dunder Mifflin, correct?","text_w_direction":"I was under the impression that David Wallace would be coming. He bought back Dunder Mifflin, correct?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49875,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey. Your daughter could be a bubble bath model. I could just bite her head off.","text_w_direction":"Hey. Your daughter could be a bubble bath model. I could just bite her head off. [laughs]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49876,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Sorry. Um, David is in Vermont. Did you speak with him? He sent Dwight instead.","text_w_direction":"Sorry. Um, David is in Vermont. Did you speak with him? He sent Dwight instead.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49877,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jan","text":"Molly! David Wallace is in Vermont.","text_w_direction":"Molly! David Wallace is in Vermont.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49878,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Molly","text":"Oh, my God. Um, I talked to his assistant. And I guess it did get a little confusing ‘cause you said not to tell anyone your name. And then also, those bluetooths are very hard to hear with. I know you love the way they look, but Tom never had us use them...","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God. Um, I talked to his assistant. And I guess it did get a little confusing ‘cause you said not to tell anyone your name. And then also, those bluetooths are very hard to hear with. I know you love the way they look, but Tom never had us use them...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49879,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jan","text":"Molly. I am not Tom. I am Jan.","text_w_direction":"Molly. I am not Tom. I am Jan.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49880,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Molly","text":"I'm so sorry Jan.","text_w_direction":"I'm so sorry Jan.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49881,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jan","text":"I thought it would be fun to have a little chat with uh, David Wallace after all these years. Oh, well. What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"I thought it would be fun to have a little chat with uh, David Wallace after all these years. Oh, well. What are you doing?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49882,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Listening.","text_w_direction":"Listening.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49883,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jan","text":"Stop.","text_w_direction":"Stop.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49884,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Sorry.","text_w_direction":"Sorry.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49885,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jan","text":"Stop that.","text_w_direction":"Stop that.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49886,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49887,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"So this was all just a trick. You don't really have any business to give?","text_w_direction":"So this was all just a trick. You don't really have any business to give?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49888,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jan","text":"No, I do.","text_w_direction":"No, I do.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49889,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"But not to us.","text_w_direction":"But not to us.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49890,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jan","text":"Insightful, Pam.","text_w_direction":"Insightful, Pam.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49891,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"You did good, Dwight. It's okay. I mean, seriously, Jan's not normal. Let's just go. She's not going to sell to us.","text_w_direction":"You did good, Dwight. It's okay. I mean, seriously, Jan's not normal. Let's just go. She's not going to sell to us.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49892,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes, she is. Now, I may not have any instincts with women, but I have an instinct for sales. You keep her occupied. I'll be right back.","text_w_direction":"Yes, she is. Now, I may not have any instincts with women, but I have an instinct for sales. You keep her occupied. I'll be right back.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49893,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49894,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jan","text":"Pam?","text_w_direction":"Pam?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49895,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49896,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jan","text":"I'm a very busy woman, so...","text_w_direction":"I'm a very busy woman, so...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49897,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah. Um, do you have any other pictures of Astrid?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Um, do you have any other pictures of Astrid?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49898,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jan","text":"Fine. I will show you one... slide show.","text_w_direction":"Fine. I will show you one... slide show.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49899,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pete","text":"Erin, did this call...","text_w_direction":"Erin, did this call...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49900,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Uh!","text_w_direction":"Uh!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49901,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pete","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49902,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Sorry, I uh, just saw your face.","text_w_direction":"Sorry, I uh, just saw your face.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49903,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pete","text":"Oh, I'm sorry. It's for the thing.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'm sorry. It's for the thing.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49904,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"I know. That's great. It just - it makes it look like there's an eyebrow in the middle of your face.","text_w_direction":"I know. That's great. It just - it makes it look like there's an eyebrow in the middle of your face.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49905,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pete","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49906,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"A handsome eyebrow, but, um... it makes your mouth look like an eye socket... which isn't bad.","text_w_direction":"A handsome eyebrow, but, um... it makes your mouth look like an eye socket... which isn't bad.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49907,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pete","text":"Uh-huh.","text_w_direction":"Uh-huh.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49908,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"But um, you look like a cyclops whose eye... fell out... Which is great. It's such a great cause.","text_w_direction":"But um, you look like a cyclops whose eye... fell out... Which is great. It's such a great cause.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49909,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pete","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49910,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"","text_w_direction":"[chuckles]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49911,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jan","text":"Mommy, you're a princess. Mommy, you're a superstar. Mommy you're the greatest. How can I ever fill your sho-o-o-es?","text_w_direction":"[audio from slide show, singing] Mommy, you're a princess. Mommy, you're a superstar. Mommy you're the greatest. How can I ever fill your sho-o-o-es?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49912,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Wow. Your voice is as lovely as ever.","text_w_direction":"Wow. Your voice is as lovely as ever.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49913,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jan","text":"Aw.","text_w_direction":"Aw.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49914,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"And it is so cute how she signs her name.","text_w_direction":"And it is so cute how she signs her name.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49915,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jan","text":"Well, that -- that was -- that was me too.","text_w_direction":"[chuckles] Well, that -- that was -- that was me too.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49916,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, okay. It's just that's how Cece does it with the backwards ‘E's.","text_w_direction":"Oh, okay. It's just that's how Cece does it with the backwards ‘E's.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49917,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jan","text":"Cece can't spell her name.","text_w_direction":"Cece can't spell her name.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49918,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, actually she can.","text_w_direction":"Oh, actually she can.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49919,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jan","text":"Well, it's not really much of a comparison, is it? I mean, \"Cece\" is two letters and \"Astrid\" is... I mean, there's even some adults who -- who -- who can't spell it.","text_w_direction":"Well, it's not really much of a comparison, is it? I mean, \"Cece\" is two letters and \"Astrid\" is... I mean, there's even some adults who -- who -- who can't spell it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49920,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Of course.","text_w_direction":"Of course.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49921,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jan","text":"Can you spell it? Try to spell it, Pam.","text_w_direction":"Can you spell it? Try to spell it, Pam.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49922,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Um... \"A\"... \"X\"? I don't -- you got me.","text_w_direction":"Um... \"A\"... \"X\"? I don't -- you got me.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49923,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jan","text":"Don't patronize me.","text_w_direction":"Don't patronize me.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49924,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"I'm so sorry. I hate this. You're better.","text_w_direction":"[whispering] I'm so sorry. I hate this. You're better.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49925,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Angela","text":"Okay, we should go now. Let's go.","text_w_direction":"[whispering] Okay, we should go now. Let's go.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49926,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Oscar","text":"Just wait. Just a minute. Just watch.","text_w_direction":"[stammering wildly] Just wait. Just a minute. Just watch. [scoffs]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49927,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Angela","text":"Wait. Why are you... Oh. are you getting your jollies right now? Can't get enough of the show? Your jollies are all on fire --","text_w_direction":"Wait. Why are you... Oh. are you getting your jollies right now? Can't get enough of the show? Your jollies are all on fire --","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49928,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Oscar","text":"Please. It's Robert who's enjoying it.","text_w_direction":"[whispering] Please. It's Robert who's enjoying it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49929,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Angela","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49930,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Oscar","text":"This could be the affair that you're scared of. Politicians are wonderful liars. You never know who they really are. But uh, he's probably not gay. He's straight. He's straight, so...","text_w_direction":"This could be the affair that you're scared of. Politicians are wonderful liars. You never know who they really are. [pause] But uh, he's probably not gay. He's straight. He's straight, so...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49931,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Mm. Excuse me. Could I get some more water?","text_w_direction":"Mm. Excuse me. Could I get some more water?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49932,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jan","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49933,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Jan... You thought I had no more cards left to play. Well I've got one. Man-boy! The Ace of Babes.","text_w_direction":"Jan... You thought I had no more cards left to play. Well I've got one. Man-boy! The Ace of Babes.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49934,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, my God.","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49935,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Clark","text":"Where's the Quizno's?","text_w_direction":"Where's the Quizno's?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49936,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"You're the Quizno's. Jan, may I introduce to you your own personal Dunder Mifflin liaison, devoted to servicing this account with total client satisfaction. I sensed that Molly wasn't quite meeting your needs -- nothing like, uh, your old assistant... Hunter. Was that his name?","text_w_direction":"You're the Quizno's. [chuckles] Jan, may I introduce to you your own personal Dunder Mifflin liaison, devoted to servicing this account with total client satisfaction. I sensed that Molly wasn't quite meeting your needs -- nothing like, uh, your old assistant... Hunter. Was that his name?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49937,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jan","text":"I -- I --","text_w_direction":"I -- I --","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49938,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Hmm?","text_w_direction":"Hmm?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49939,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jan","text":"I don't recall. And yes, Molly is crap.","text_w_direction":"I don't recall. And yes, Molly is crap.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49940,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, you do not have to do this.","text_w_direction":"Okay, you do not have to do this.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49941,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Clark","text":"Do what? Get into sales? That's what I want.","text_w_direction":"Do what? Get into sales? That's what I want.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49942,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"He's been growing that mustache for weeks. Best he can do... So young.","text_w_direction":"He's been growing that mustache for weeks. Best he can do... So young.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49943,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jan","text":"Will you uh, you. Can you turn around for me, please? Dwight you can go. I will call you in a week or so and let you know whether I want your business.","text_w_direction":"Will you uh, [clicks tongue] you. Can you turn around for me, please? Dwight you can go. I will call you in a week or so and let you know whether I want your business.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49944,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Very good.","text_w_direction":"Very good.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49945,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jan","text":"Do you have a valid passport?","text_w_direction":"[to Clark] Do you have a valid passport?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49946,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Jim Halpert.","text_w_direction":"Jim Halpert.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49947,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Colin","text":"Hey, it's Colin.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Hey, it's Colin.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49948,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Hey man. I am so sorry about that.","text_w_direction":"Hey man. I am so sorry about that.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49949,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Colin","text":"I know. Don't worry about it.","text_w_direction":"I know. Don't worry about it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49950,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"","text_w_direction":"[laughs]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49951,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Colin","text":"It's just... it's not totally working.","text_w_direction":"It's just... it's not totally working.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49952,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. No, I know. This whole telecommuting thing -- not ideal. But don't worry. I'll figure it out.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. No, I know. This whole telecommuting thing -- not ideal. But don't worry. I'll figure it out.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49953,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Colin","text":"Yeah, well, it's not just not ideal. I mean, with you there, I don't know how we're gonna do this.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well, it's not just not ideal. I mean, with you there, I don't know how we're gonna do this.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49954,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, what does -- what does that mean?","text_w_direction":"Uh, what does -- what does that mean?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49955,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Angela","text":"Oscar, what is happening here? Why would you say you think the senator might be gay?","text_w_direction":"Oscar, what is happening here? Why would you say you think the senator might be gay?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49956,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Oscar","text":"I don't know, Angela. I'm dehydrated. Maybe... You heard me wrong. We should just go.","text_w_direction":"I don't know, Angela. I'm dehydrated. Maybe... You heard me wrong. We should just go.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49957,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Angela","text":"Look, look, look. Here he comes. Here he comes. What is he doing?","text_w_direction":"Look, look, look. Here he comes. Here he comes. What is he doing?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49958,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Oscar","text":"He's making a phone call.","text_w_direction":"He's making a phone call.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49959,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Angela","text":"Oh. Oh.","text_w_direction":"[ducking under table with Oscar] Oh. Oh.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49960,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Oscar","text":"","text_w_direction":"[phone vibrates, rings]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49961,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, hey, Molly. You should just quit.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey, Molly. You should just quit.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49962,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Molly","text":"Thanks. Okay.","text_w_direction":"Thanks. Okay.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49963,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh and uh, Molly... I know it can't be easy working for Jan. Good luck with your feelings.","text_w_direction":"Oh and uh, Molly... I know it can't be easy working for Jan. Good luck with your feelings.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49964,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Dwight, that was really nice. You should ask for her number.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, that was really nice. You should ask for her number.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49965,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, I got her number. 415-YCL.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I got her number. 415-YCL.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49966,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"That's a license number?","text_w_direction":"That's a license number?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49967,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"That's all you need. And when I have curried favor with her, I will let you know.","text_w_direction":"That's all you need. And when I have curried favor with her, I will let you know.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49968,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Oh. Why me?","text_w_direction":"Oh. Why me?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49969,"season":9,"episode":7,"episode_name":"The Whale","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Because you are my friend and you are a woman... And women love gossip. It's like air to you people. Ugh, God.","text_w_direction":"Because you are my friend and you are a woman... And women love gossip. It's like air to you people. Ugh, God. [retching]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1406,"air_date":"2012-11-15"}
{"index":49970,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Oscar","text":"Yesterday, Angela may or may not have figured out that I'm having an affair with her husband. So I just have to wait and see. When she comes in, if she's cold and awkward and cruel to me, then great, it's business as usual.","text_w_direction":"Yesterday, Angela may or may not have figured out that I'm having an affair with her husband. So I just have to wait and see. When she comes in, if she's cold and awkward and cruel to me, then great, it's business as usual.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":49971,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Oscar","text":"Good morning.","text_w_direction":"Good morning. [clears throat]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":49972,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Oscar... can I ask you a question?","text_w_direction":"Oscar... [sighs] can I ask you a question?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":49973,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Oscar","text":"Of course, ask me a que--  questions.","text_w_direction":"[whispering] Of course, ask me a que--  questions.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":49974,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Is it cool in here to you?","text_w_direction":"Is it cool in here to you?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":49975,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Oscar","text":"Yes, a little bit. Yes.","text_w_direction":"[hoarsely] Yes, a little bit. [normal voice] Yes.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":49976,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"I think the thermostat is acting up again.","text_w_direction":"I think the thermostat is acting up again.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":49977,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Oscar","text":"It's the stupid thermostat! That thing is a catastrophe. So I'm gonna, um, on your suggestion, get someone to fix it. I'll just go downstairs.","text_w_direction":"It's the stupid thermostat! That thing is a catastrophe. So I'm gonna, um, on your suggestion, get someone to fix it. I'll just go downstairs.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":49978,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":49979,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Oscar","text":"No, thank you, Angela.","text_w_direction":"No, thank you, Angela.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":49980,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Oscar","text":"She doesn't know. I shouldn't be surprised. This is a woman who married a man who is obviously a homosexual. Basically, she has her head in the sand. In a way I feel sorry for her. I guess the universe rewards true love.","text_w_direction":"She doesn't know. I shouldn't be surprised. This is a woman who married a man who is obviously a homosexual. Basically, she has her head in the sand. In a way I feel sorry for her. I guess the universe rewards true love.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":49981,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, well, well, it's finally happened. Pam has ceased caring.","text_w_direction":"Well, well, well, it's finally happened. Pam has ceased caring.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":49982,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"These are my painting clothes.I think I'm gonna do it. I am really gonna start painting the warehouse mural today.","text_w_direction":"These are my painting clothes.I think I'm gonna do it. I am really gonna start painting the warehouse mural today. [Jim applauds]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":49983,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Meredith","text":"Sure you don't want to put another coat of primer on that Pam?Queen of the primer, that one.","text_w_direction":"Sure you don't want to put another coat of primer on that Pam?Queen of the primer, that one.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":49984,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"You got this, Beesley. Actually, do you want me to come down and help you get started?","text_w_direction":"You got this, Beesley. Actually, do you want me to come down and help you get started?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":49985,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"Are you avoiding your phone call?","text_w_direction":"Are you avoiding your phone call?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":49986,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"What? Yeah, right. As if.","text_w_direction":"What? Yeah, right. As if.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":49987,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"Today I will be asking David Wallace if I can start working part-time, because the sports marketing company that I started really needs me to be there.","text_w_direction":"Today I will be asking David Wallace if I can start working part-time, because the sports marketing company that I started really needs me to be there.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":49988,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"Last week Jim wasn't there, and they named the company Athlead.","text_w_direction":"Last week Jim wasn't there, and they named the company Athlead.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":49989,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"I could have prevented that. So I have to talk to Wallace.","text_w_direction":"I could have prevented that. So I have to talk to Wallace.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":49990,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"Tell them your opening line.","text_w_direction":"Tell them your opening line.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":49991,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"Hey David, how would you like a guy who's not here as much, gets paid the same amount of salary, and has bigger fish to fry in Philadelphia?","text_w_direction":"[sighs] Hey David, how would you like a guy who's not here as much, gets paid the same amount of salary, and has bigger fish to fry in Philadelphia?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":49992,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"I think it's good. He likes fishing.","text_w_direction":"I think it's good. He likes fishing.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":49993,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"This is gonna be awful.","text_w_direction":"This is gonna be awful.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":49994,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"One of my jobs is to input customer complaints into the computer. And when they're in, I fill out one of these cards. But the information's already on the computer, so....why am I filling out the card? I asked Andy, and he told me to \"chillax,\" and then went away on a big, long boat ride. So here we are. Don't give me a pointless office chore, because I will build a little paper house.  Fight the power.","text_w_direction":"One of my jobs is to input customer complaints into the computer. And when they're in, I fill out one of these cards. But the information's already on the computer, so....why am I filling out the card? I asked Andy, and he told me to \"chillax,\" and then went away on a big, long boat ride. So here we are. Don't give me a pointless office chore, because I will build a little paper house.  Fight the power.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":49995,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Meet me in the old place, five minutes. I need you.","text_w_direction":"Meet me in the old place, five minutes. I need you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":49996,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Ugh!","text_w_direction":"[upon seeing Dwight naked] Ugh!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":49997,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Come on in, the water's fine.","text_w_direction":"Come on in, the water's fine.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":49998,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Dwight, it's not that kind of meeting. Put your clothes back on.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, it's not that kind of meeting. Put your clothes back on.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":49999,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"I know. That's not why I'm naked. I always work out without my clothes.","text_w_direction":"I know. That's not why I'm naked. I always work out without my clothes. [does jumping jacks]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50000,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Just put them on! Put on your clothes. I need your help. I need someone who can operate outside of the law. Ugh.","text_w_direction":"Just put them on! Put on your clothes. I need your help. I need someone who can operate outside of the law. Ugh.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50001,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, I'm sorry, your vigilante privileges ended when you broke up with me. If I'm not in your panties, I don't go vigilantes. Why don't you ask your husband?","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'm sorry, your vigilante privileges ended when you broke up with me. If I'm not in your panties, I don't go vigilantes. Why don't you ask your husband?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50002,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"My marriage is in danger. I don't know who I can trust. I need someone to be there for me.","text_w_direction":"My marriage is in danger. I don't know who I can trust. I need someone to be there for me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50003,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"All right, what are we talking? Surveillance, wire-tapping?","text_w_direction":"[sighs] All right, what are we talking? Surveillance, wire-tapping?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50004,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Something like that.","text_w_direction":"Something like that.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50005,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, the less I know, the better. I know just the guy. He was a volunteer sheriff too. Kicked off the force.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, the less I know, the better. I know just the guy. He was a volunteer sheriff too. Kicked off the force.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50006,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Can you arrange a meeting?","text_w_direction":"Can you arrange a meeting?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50007,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"I can try. I'm gonna use SMS text.","text_w_direction":"I can try. I'm gonna use SMS text.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50008,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
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{"index":50013,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, look at that. Yeah, he's free anytime. Not a problem.","text_w_direction":"[phone vibrates] Oh, look at that. Yeah, he's free anytime. Not a problem.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50014,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"I mean, I can handle any client issues from Philly.","text_w_direction":"I mean, I can handle any client issues from Philly.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50015,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"David","text":"Yeah, but I really need someone in the office. If there's a crisis -- the more I think about it --","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Yeah, but I really need someone in the office. If there's a crisis -- the more I think about it --","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50016,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, you mean handle it in person. Oh, well, Phyllis and Stanley have agree to cover for me while I'm gone.","text_w_direction":"Oh, you mean handle it in person. Oh, well, Phyllis and Stanley have agree to cover for me while I'm gone.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50017,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"David","text":"They did?","text_w_direction":"They did?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50018,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50019,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"David","text":"Oh, okay. Well, that is different. In that case, yes-- Maybe this can work.","text_w_direction":"Oh, okay. Well, that is different. In that case, yes-- Maybe this can work.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50020,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, great.","text_w_direction":"Oh, great.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50021,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Stanley","text":"Why should we help you?","text_w_direction":"Why should we help you?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50022,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"Because we're friends.","text_w_direction":"Because we're friends.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50023,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Stanley","text":"When is my birthday?","text_w_direction":"When is my birthday?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50024,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"Unfair. When's my birthday?","text_w_direction":"Unfair. When's my birthday?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50025,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Stanley","text":"I don't know, because we're not friends.","text_w_direction":"I don't know, because we're not friends.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50026,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"How about this-- You let me take you to lunch, and I make my case?","text_w_direction":"How about this-- You let me take you to lunch, and I make my case?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50027,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Stanley","text":"Now we're talkin'.","text_w_direction":"Now we're talkin'.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50028,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50029,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50030,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Kevin","text":"Make it go taller.","text_w_direction":"Make it go taller.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50031,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"That's the idea.","text_w_direction":"That's the idea.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50032,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Kevin","text":"No, not taller this way, taller this way.","text_w_direction":"No, not taller this way, taller this way. [gesturing with hands]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50033,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"Well, I've gotta build a wider base first before I can go higher.","text_w_direction":"Well, I've gotta build a wider base first before I can go higher.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50034,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Kevin","text":"You're not getting this, Peter.  Make it go wider... up!","text_w_direction":"You're not getting this, Peter.  Make it go wider... up!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50035,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"Will do.","text_w_direction":"Will do.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50036,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Darryl","text":"What are y'all doing?","text_w_direction":"[entering] What are y'all doing?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50037,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Kevin","text":"Me and Pete are building a tower.","text_w_direction":"Me and Pete are building a tower.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50038,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Darryl","text":"Cool. It should be taller though, right?","text_w_direction":"Cool. It should be taller though, right?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50039,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Kevin","text":"Obviously. He's a sweet kid, Darryl. But he's not the sharpest guy in the drawer.","text_w_direction":"Obviously. He's a sweet kid, Darryl. But he's not the sharpest guy in the drawer.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50040,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"Kevin, I can hear you.","text_w_direction":"Kevin, I can hear you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50041,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Kevin","text":"Huh?","text_w_direction":"Huh?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50042,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Ow! Dwight! Ow!","text_w_direction":"Ow! Dwight! Ow!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50043,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Get in the van.","text_w_direction":"Get in the van.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50044,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"God!","text_w_direction":"God!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50045,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Trevor","text":"Is it safe to talk?","text_w_direction":"Is it safe to talk?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50046,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, this documentary crew has been following our every move for the past nine years, but I don't see them so I think we're good.","text_w_direction":"Well, this documentary crew has been following our every move for the past nine years, but I don't see them so I think we're good.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50047,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"So what are your credentials?","text_w_direction":"So what are your credentials?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50048,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Trevor","text":"I started following people around to get exercise. Turns out, I'm damn good at it.","text_w_direction":"I started following people around to get exercise. Turns out, I'm damn good at it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50049,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Do you have a gun?","text_w_direction":"Do you have a gun?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50050,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Does he own a gun? Show her.","text_w_direction":"[snickers] Does he own a gun? Show her.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50051,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Trevor","text":"You tell me.","text_w_direction":"You tell me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50052,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"What is this?","text_w_direction":"What is this?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50053,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Trevor","text":"It's the receipt for my gun.","text_w_direction":"It's the receipt for my gun.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50054,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"You don't carry it with you?","text_w_direction":"You don't carry it with you?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50055,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Trevor","text":"Read the receipt. That's a $300 gun. Someone could steal it.","text_w_direction":"Read the receipt. That's a $300 gun. Someone could steal it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50056,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Do you have any idea how many guns Trevor's had stolen from him?","text_w_direction":"Do you have any idea how many guns Trevor's had stolen from him?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50057,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Trevor","text":"Now I keep it in a safe.","text_w_direction":"Now I keep it in a safe.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50058,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Mm-hmm. Good safe?","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm. Good safe?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50059,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Trevor","text":"Oh, you tell me.","text_w_direction":"Oh, you tell me. [shows Dwight receipt]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50060,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Wow!","text_w_direction":"Wow!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50061,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"I guess if I make a mistake, I can just paint over it with a shrub or something. It's just, I think less of paintings with a lot of shrubs. So, I'm gonna limit myself to one shrub.","text_w_direction":"[studying mural wall] I guess if I make a mistake, I can just paint over it with a shrub or something. It's just, I think less of paintings with a lot of shrubs. So, I'm gonna limit myself to one shrub.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50062,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Hide","text":"You paint wall now?","text_w_direction":"You paint wall now?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50063,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah. Painting now. I just want to make sure that...","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Painting now. I just want to make sure that...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50064,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Hide","text":"You paint now.","text_w_direction":"You paint now.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50065,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"It's probably gonna be a few minutes. So you can just go back to doing whatever you were doing.","text_w_direction":"It's probably gonna be a few minutes. So you can just go back to doing whatever you were doing.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50066,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Hide","text":"I wait.","text_w_direction":"I wait.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50067,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Meredith","text":"Sweet.","text_w_direction":"Sweet.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50068,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Erin","text":"Yay!","text_w_direction":"Yay!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50069,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Darryl","text":"That's what I'm talkin' about.","text_w_direction":"That's what I'm talkin' about.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50070,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"This next card comes to us thanks to Meredith Palmer, who called Eastern Pennsylvania Seminary a, quote ‘sausage factory.'","text_w_direction":"This next card comes to us thanks to Meredith Palmer, who called Eastern Pennsylvania Seminary a, quote ‘sausage factory.'","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50071,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Meredith","text":"Oh OOOH!","text_w_direction":"Oh OOOH!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50072,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Everyone","text":"","text_w_direction":"[approving cheers]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50073,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Meredith","text":"Boom!","text_w_direction":"Boom!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50074,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Darryl","text":"Bang.","text_w_direction":"Bang.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50075,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Kevin","text":"Yep, yep, yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep, yep, yep.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50076,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"All right. Up next we got a whole lotta Creed.","text_w_direction":"All right. Up next we got a whole lotta Creed.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50077,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Creed","text":"Let's find out what I did.","text_w_direction":"Let's find out what I did.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50078,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50079,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"You get half now and half upon completion of said job.","text_w_direction":"You get half now and half upon completion of said job.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50080,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Trevor","text":"And that's all off the books?","text_w_direction":"And that's all off the books?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50081,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Obviously.","text_w_direction":"Obviously.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50082,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Trevor","text":"Nice. No taxes.","text_w_direction":"Nice. No taxes.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50083,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Okay, so everything you need to know about the target is in here.","text_w_direction":"Okay, so everything you need to know about the target is in here.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50084,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Trevor","text":"So what's the job?","text_w_direction":"So what's the job?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50085,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Murder.","text_w_direction":"Murder.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50086,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Trevor","text":"Okay, that's the big one. That's the big \"M.\"","text_w_direction":"Okay, that's the big one. That's the big \"M.\"","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50087,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"You can't have someone murdered.","text_w_direction":"You can't have someone murdered.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50088,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"What if they deserved it?","text_w_direction":"What if they deserved it?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50089,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"What did they do to you, Angela?","text_w_direction":"What did they do to you, Angela?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50090,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"They're sleeping with my husband.","text_w_direction":"They're sleeping with my husband.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50091,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, Monkey. Oh, I feel for you.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Monkey. Oh, I feel for you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50092,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Trevor","text":"This seems a little crazy.","text_w_direction":"This seems a little crazy.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50093,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes. Crazy. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Crazy. Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50094,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Trevor","text":"But I think I'm up for it.","text_w_direction":"But I think I'm up for it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50095,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"No! No!","text_w_direction":"No! No!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50096,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50097,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Absolutely not. There are a lot of different ways to get revenge. I've had great success by defecating in a paper bag, put it on the porch--","text_w_direction":"Absolutely not. There are a lot of different ways to get revenge. I've had great success by defecating in a paper bag, put it on the porch--","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50098,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Trevor","text":"That's very effective. I've been on the receiving end of that quite a few times. It's devastating.","text_w_direction":"That's very effective. I've been on the receiving end of that quite a few times. It's devastating.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50099,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"No, no, no. It has to be physical. I want this person to suffer.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no. It has to be physical. I want this person to suffer.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50100,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Trevor","text":"What about a knee-capping?","text_w_direction":"What about a knee-capping?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50101,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"No! You're not helping, Trevor!","text_w_direction":"No! You're not helping, Trevor!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50102,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Yes, a knee-capping could work.","text_w_direction":"Yes, a knee-capping could work.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50103,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"No. Angela! What are you saying?","text_w_direction":"No. Angela! What are you saying?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50104,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"You said you would be there for me.","text_w_direction":"You said you would be there for me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50105,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm trying, but what you're asking is--","text_w_direction":"I'm trying, but what you're asking is--","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50106,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"It's the only thing that will make this right.","text_w_direction":"It's the only thing that will make this right.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50107,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay. But it's cruel, because a woman with damaged knees can't scrub worth a damn.","text_w_direction":"Okay. But it's cruel, because a woman with damaged knees can't scrub worth a damn.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50108,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Trevor","text":"All right, then it's settled. One knee-capping. Now, the hit goes down at 4","text_w_direction":"All right, then it's settled. One knee-capping. Now, the hit goes down at 4","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50109,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"You know, truth be told, I think all you'll really be doing is accepting calls from my clients while I'm gone.","text_w_direction":"You know, truth be told, I think all you'll really be doing is accepting calls from my clients while I'm gone.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50110,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Stanley","text":"We've got all afternoon to talk about that.","text_w_direction":"We've got all afternoon to talk about that.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50111,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Waiter","text":"Morning, folks.","text_w_direction":"Morning, folks.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50112,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Stanley","text":"I'll have the surf and turf with a side order of lobster.","text_w_direction":"I'll have the surf and turf with a side order of lobster.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50113,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Waiter","text":"Actually, the surf and turf does come with lob--","text_w_direction":"Actually, the surf and turf does come with lob--","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50114,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Stanley","text":"Not enough lobster. Side order.","text_w_direction":"Not enough lobster. Side order.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50115,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Phyllis","text":"How much wine do you have?","text_w_direction":"How much wine do you have?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50116,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Oscar","text":"I brought you a cookie.","text_w_direction":"I brought you a cookie.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50117,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Oh, thanks, Oscar. You're such an angel.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thanks, Oscar. You're such an angel.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50118,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Oscar","text":"I just gave her a cookie, and she called me an angel, so... yeah, we're good. Yeah. We dodged a bullet, yes. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, yeah-- Well, I gotta go now, but-- Okay, bye. Bye.","text_w_direction":"[talking into phone] I just gave her a cookie, and she called me an angel, so... yeah, we're good. Yeah. [exhales] We dodged a bullet, yes. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, yeah-- Well, I gotta go now, but-- Okay, bye. Bye.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50119,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"There we go.","text_w_direction":"There we go.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50120,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Everyone","text":"","text_w_direction":"[cheers and applause]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50121,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"Nicely done. Very nicely done. All right, this next one goes to Darryl for pocket dialing a customer while having s*x.","text_w_direction":"Nicely done. Very nicely done. All right, this next one goes to Darryl for pocket dialing a customer while having s*x.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50122,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Nellie","text":"Oooohh... you salty dog.","text_w_direction":"Oooohh... you salty dog.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50123,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Darryl","text":"Well, yeah, what can I say, a player's gotta play.","text_w_direction":"Well, yeah, what can I say, a player's gotta play.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50124,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"There you go.","text_w_direction":"There you go.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50125,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Darryl","text":"Actually, that was the sound of me eating spaghetti. But I'm gonna let them think the other thing.","text_w_direction":"Actually, that was the sound of me eating spaghetti. But I'm gonna let them think the other thing.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50126,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Kevin","text":"Okay, I got this one.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I got this one.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50127,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, be careful! Be careful! Be careful","text_w_direction":"Oh, be careful! Be careful! Be careful","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50128,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Kevin","text":"No, I got it. Easy does it, everyone. Nobody even take a breath.","text_w_direction":"No, I got it. Easy does it, everyone. Nobody even take a breath.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50129,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Everyone","text":"Oh no! Kevin!","text_w_direction":"[shouting as tower collapses] Oh no! Kevin!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50130,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Nellie","text":"What did I just say? What did I just say?","text_w_direction":"What did I just say? What did I just say?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50131,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"Hey, hey, hey, it's just a mistake. Just a mistake. That's what this tower's all about --  mistakes. Okay, if you're afraid of screwing up, the tower's not for you. Show of hands --- who here has never had a complaint? That's right. Nobody. See that? Nobody. Okay? Let's get back to work, huh? Come on, you in?","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey, hey, it's just a mistake. Just a mistake. That's what this tower's all about --  mistakes. Okay, if you're afraid of screwing up, the tower's not for you. Show of hands --- who here has never had a complaint? That's right. Nobody. See that? Nobody. Okay? Let's get back to work, huh? Come on, you in?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50132,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50133,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"There we go. All right, let's do it.","text_w_direction":"There we go. All right, let's do it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50134,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"You know, at the end of the day, it's really only two days. I mean, I'll be back in the office.  If you need me for an emergency, call me.  I'll be there...","text_w_direction":"You know, at the end of the day, it's really only two days. I mean, I'll be back in the office.  If you need me for an emergency, call me.  I'll be there...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50135,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Phyllis","text":"You know what? I don't know where the years went.  ‘Cause sometimes when I look at my hands, I don't even recognize them.","text_w_direction":"You know what? I don't know where the years went.  ‘Cause sometimes when I look at my hands, I don't even recognize them.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50136,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"Tell me about it.","text_w_direction":"Tell me about it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50137,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Phyllis","text":"Whose hands are these? Theyre not my hands. I don't know.","text_w_direction":"Whose hands are these? [holding out her hands to Jim] Theyre not my hands. I don't know.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50138,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"All right. You know what?  Maybe we'll just... We'll go slow.","text_w_direction":"All right. You know what?  Maybe we'll just... We'll go slow.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50139,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Phyllis","text":"No. Jim...","text_w_direction":"No. Jim... [wine bottle clangs on plate]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50140,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"All right. Check it out.","text_w_direction":"All right. Check it out.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50141,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Everyone","text":"","text_w_direction":"[cheers and applause]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50142,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"Like a Phoenix from the ashes. Ksshhhh!","text_w_direction":"Like a Phoenix from the ashes. Ksshhhh!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50143,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Kevin","text":"Nice.  Pretty soon, we're gonna be at the ceiling.","text_w_direction":"Nice.  Pretty soon, we're gonna be at the ceiling.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50144,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Erin","text":"Whoo!","text_w_direction":"Whoo!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50145,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"Can you hand me a card?","text_w_direction":"Can you hand me a card?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50146,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Erin","text":"Um,. it's empty.","text_w_direction":"Um,. it's empty.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50147,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50148,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, come on. We could use a blank card.","text_w_direction":"Oh, come on. We could use a blank card.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50149,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Everyone","text":"No!!","text_w_direction":"No!!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50150,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Meredith","text":"That's cheating.","text_w_direction":"That's cheating.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50151,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"I could get us a complaint.","text_w_direction":"I could get us a complaint.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50152,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Meredith","text":"You? Little Miss Priss? You wouldn't fart on a butterfly.","text_w_direction":"You? Little Miss Priss? You wouldn't fart on a butterfly.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50153,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"No, I wouldn't. I can't even relate to that impulse. But I bet I could get us a customer complaint. I'd like to try.","text_w_direction":"No, I wouldn't. I can't even relate to that impulse. But I bet I could get us a customer complaint. I'd like to try.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50154,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Nellie","text":"Hmm. Yeah.  All right! Yea, go, Pam! Pam...","text_w_direction":"Hmm. Yeah.  All right! Yea, go, Pam! Pam...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50155,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Everyone","text":"\"Pam!\"","text_w_direction":"[chanting] \"Pam!\"","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50156,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"What? Why did you call me out here?","text_w_direction":"What? Why did you call me out here?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50157,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"The target-- it's Oscar, isn't it? He and the senator are gaying each other.","text_w_direction":"The target-- it's Oscar, isn't it? He and the senator are gaying each other.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50158,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"I don't know what you're talking about.","text_w_direction":"I don't know what you're talking about.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50159,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Your nostrils tell a different story. They flare like that every time you're engaging in deception. Hello again, naughty nostrils.","text_w_direction":"Your nostrils tell a different story. They flare like that every time you're engaging in deception. Hello again, naughty nostrils.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50160,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Fine! It's Oscar. So what?","text_w_direction":"Fine! It's Oscar. So what?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50161,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Well I could understand you wanting to get a stranger's knees whacked. But a co-worker-- Dare I say, a friend?","text_w_direction":"Well I could understand you wanting to get a stranger's knees whacked. But a co-worker-- Dare I say, a friend?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50162,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Exactly, a friend. Someone who sits next to you year after year, making chitchat and smiling, and all the while running behind your back and defiling your marriage and seducing your husband.","text_w_direction":"Exactly, a friend. Someone who sits next to you year after year, making chitchat and smiling, and all the while running behind your back and defiling your marriage and seducing your husband.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50163,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"I can't even imagine how painful this must be for you. But the first ones to break your marriage vows were you and me.","text_w_direction":"I can't even imagine how painful this must be for you. But the first ones to break your marriage vows were you and me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50164,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Well, you might be right. But it's too late now.","text_w_direction":"Well, you might be right. But it's too late now.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50165,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"What do you mean?","text_w_direction":"What do you mean?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50166,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"He's here.","text_w_direction":"He's here.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50167,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"No! No, no!","text_w_direction":"No! No, no! [groans]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50168,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Oscar? Oscar. Oscar, good. Hey come with me.","text_w_direction":"Oscar? Oscar. Oscar, good. Hey come with me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50169,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Oscar","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50170,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Come -- come with me.","text_w_direction":"Come -- come with me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50171,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Oscar","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50172,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"There are a bunch of construction workers in the warehouse without their trousers, drinking diet sodas. You have got to see this. They're extraordinary.","text_w_direction":"There are a bunch of construction workers in the warehouse without their trousers, drinking diet sodas. You have got to see this. They're extraordinary.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50173,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Meredith","text":"Yahtzee.","text_w_direction":"Yahtzee.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50174,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Trevor","text":"Sandwich delivery for Mr. Oscar Martinez.","text_w_direction":"Sandwich delivery for Mr. Oscar Martinez.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50175,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Kevin","text":"I am Oscar Martinez.","text_w_direction":"I am Oscar Martinez.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50176,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"No, not him, not him. Outside. Outside.","text_w_direction":"No, not him, not him. Outside. Outside.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50177,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Kevin","text":"Wha-- wh--","text_w_direction":"Wha-- wh--","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50178,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"You know, there's doughnuts in the break room.","text_w_direction":"You know, there's doughnuts in the break room.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50179,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Kevin","text":"Nice! Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Nice! Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50180,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"Listen, I was really wondering if maybe we could lock this down before lunch is over.","text_w_direction":"Listen, I was really wondering if maybe we could lock this down before lunch is over.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50181,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Stanley","text":"Don't be pushy Jim. It's tacky.","text_w_direction":"Don't be pushy Jim. It's tacky.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50182,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"All right. Phyllis! Phyllis, that's-- that's decorative.","text_w_direction":"All right. Phyllis! Phyllis, that's-- that's decorative.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50183,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Phyllis","text":"No, there's wine in here.","text_w_direction":"No, there's wine in here.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50184,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"Still decorative.","text_w_direction":"Still decorative.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50185,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Stanley","text":"Is it white wine?","text_w_direction":"Is it white wine?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50186,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50187,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Phyllis","text":"Can you help me?","text_w_direction":"[to customer] Can you help me?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50188,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"Don't-- don't-- don't pole people with knives.","text_w_direction":"Don't-- don't-- don't pole people with knives.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50189,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Phyllis","text":"ha ha!","text_w_direction":"[groaning while trying to open giant wine bottle] ha ha!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50190,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"Phyllis!  Wow.","text_w_direction":"Phyllis!  Wow.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50191,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Stanley","text":"Ooh, bring it over.","text_w_direction":"Ooh, bring it over.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50192,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Phyllis","text":"Got it.","text_w_direction":"Got it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50193,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"There's no time to explain. Okay, actually, there is time to explain. When Angela found out that you seduced her husband, we hired a guy to break your knee caps.","text_w_direction":"There's no time to explain. [descending stairs] Okay, actually, there is time to explain. When Angela found out that you seduced her husband, we hired a guy to break your knee caps.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50194,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Oscar","text":"Oh, my God! What is wrong wiht you?","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God! What is wrong wiht you?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50195,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"What is wrong with you? There are a million gorgeous guys in the Scranton Wilkes-Barre area, and you choose the man who's the father of her child?","text_w_direction":"What is wrong with you? There are a million gorgeous guys in the Scranton Wilkes-Barre area, and you choose the man who's the father of her child?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50196,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Oscar","text":"I don't know what you're talking about.","text_w_direction":"I don't know what you're talking about.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50197,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, don't lie. I'm trying to save those precious knees you're always bragging about.  Now, let's get out of here. He could be right behind us.","text_w_direction":"Oh, don't lie. I'm trying to save those precious knees you're always bragging about.  Now, let's get out of here. He could be right behind us.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50198,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Aah! Actually, he's right in front of us.","text_w_direction":"Aah! Actually, he's right in front of us.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50199,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Trevor","text":"Let's get it on. I'm gonna do this. I might-- I might puke, but I'm gonna do this.","text_w_direction":"Let's get it on. I'm gonna do this. I might-- I might puke, but I'm gonna do this.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50200,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"No, Trevor, I am not gonna let you. He's a Dunder-Mifflin man. He's my tribe.","text_w_direction":"No, Trevor, I am not gonna let you. He's a Dunder-Mifflin man. He's my tribe.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50201,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Trevor","text":"I'm sorry, Dwight, but for once in my stupid, stupid life, I'm gonna follow through on something, all right? I have masculinity issues-- Stop! No!","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, Dwight, but for once in my stupid, stupid life, I'm gonna follow through on something, all right? I have masculinity issues-- Stop! No!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50202,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Oscar","text":"I got it.","text_w_direction":"I got it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50203,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Disarm!","text_w_direction":"Disarm!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50204,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Trevor","text":"You don't--","text_w_direction":"You don't-- [all three grunting]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50205,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Don't move. And disarm now!","text_w_direction":"Don't move. And disarm now! [Oscar gets weapon away from others]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50206,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Trevor","text":"Okay, okay, okay, okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay, okay, okay, okay.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50207,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"No! No, Oscar. He's a friend. He's a friend.","text_w_direction":"No! No, Oscar. He's a friend. He's a friend.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50208,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Erin","text":"Okay, the client is Heymont Brake and Tire. They're family-owned, but don't let that take away from your edge!","text_w_direction":"Okay, the client is Heymont Brake and Tire. They're family-owned, but don't let that take away from your edge!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50209,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Nellie","text":"Come on, Pam, I know you can fail. I see failure in you.","text_w_direction":"Come on, Pam, I know you can fail. I see failure in you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50210,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Creed","text":"Remember, you're a scumbag, so you think scummy thoughts. Like this.","text_w_direction":"Remember, you're a scumbag, so you think scummy thoughts. Like this.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50211,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"Hello, this is Pam Halpert. I'm calling from Dunder-Mifflin. Yes, your paper provider. And I just called to say... your mama is so fat, when she wears red, people yell, \"Hey, kool-aid.\" Yeah, your mama's fat. This is Pam Halpert.","text_w_direction":"[into phone] Hello, this is Pam Halpert. I'm calling from Dunder-Mifflin. Yes, your paper provider. And I just called to say... your mama is so fat, when she wears red, people yell, \"Hey, kool-aid.\" Yeah, your mama's fat. This is Pam Halpert.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50212,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"Did she buy it?","text_w_direction":"Did she buy it?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50213,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"Basically I couldn't tell, but I think...","text_w_direction":"Basically I couldn't tell, but I think...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50214,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Nellie","text":"Were they angry?","text_w_direction":"Were they angry?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50215,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"I-- I thought they were confused at least...","text_w_direction":"I-- I thought they were confused at least...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50216,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Nellie","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50217,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Erin","text":"Dunder Mifflin. This is Erin. Yes, you can. Okay. I will make sure that goes on file. Ladies and gentlemen, we just lost a client!","text_w_direction":"Dunder Mifflin. This is Erin. Yes, you can. Okay. I will make sure that goes on file. [hangs up] Ladies and gentlemen, we just lost a client!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50218,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Everyone","text":"","text_w_direction":"[cheering]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50219,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Kevin","text":"Nice. Nice.","text_w_direction":"Nice. Nice.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50220,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Creed","text":"You did good. You did good.","text_w_direction":"You did good. You did good.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50221,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"See ya later, Heymont.","text_w_direction":"See ya later, Heymont.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50222,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50223,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Trevor","text":"If you chase me, I will run so fast. If you catch me I will bite so hard. Got it? Good-bye, my friend.","text_w_direction":"If you chase me, I will run so fast. If you catch me I will bite so hard. Got it? Good-bye, my friend.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50224,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Oscar","text":"What the hell, Dwight?","text_w_direction":"What the hell, Dwight?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50225,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"See ya later, Trevor.","text_w_direction":"See ya later, Trevor.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50226,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Oscar","text":"you are incorrigible!","text_w_direction":"you are incorrigible!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50227,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"I just saved your life. You're welcome!","text_w_direction":"I just saved your life. You're welcome!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50228,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Oscar","text":"You hired someone to hit me with a pipe!","text_w_direction":"You hired someone to hit me with a pipe!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50229,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"You deserved every bit of it!  You made my husband gay.","text_w_direction":"You deserved every bit of it!  You made my husband gay.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50230,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Oscar","text":"What-- what I did was wrong, and I have to live with that every day. But your husband is... gay. He was gay when you married him!","text_w_direction":"What-- what I did was wrong, and I have to live with that every day. But your husband is... gay. He was gay when you married him!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50231,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"No. No.","text_w_direction":"No. No.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50232,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Oscar","text":"Angela, until you face that, you're gonna be confused and angry for all the wrong reasons. But if you want to blame me for the whole thing, go ahead -- I won't stop you. Hit me. you have my blessing. Hit me.","text_w_direction":"Angela, until you face that, you're gonna be confused and angry for all the wrong reasons. But if you want to blame me for the whole thing, go ahead -- I won't stop you. Hit me. you have my blessing. Hit me.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50233,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Well are you gonna let go of it? Because part of the blame is definitely on you.","text_w_direction":"Well are you gonna let go of it? Because part of the blame is definitely on you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50234,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Oscar","text":"Angela, it's a lead freaking pipe.","text_w_direction":"Angela, it's a lead freaking pipe.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50235,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"God!","text_w_direction":"God! [kicks Oscar]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50236,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Oscar","text":"Aah!","text_w_direction":"Aah!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50237,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"You were supposed to be my friend.","text_w_direction":"You were supposed to be my friend.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50238,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Oscar","text":"I'm so sorry. Angela--","text_w_direction":"I'm so sorry. Angela--","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50239,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Oscar.","text_w_direction":"Oscar.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50240,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"Our crowning complaint card comes to us thanks to Pamela Halpert...","text_w_direction":"Our crowning complaint card comes to us thanks to Pamela Halpert...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50241,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Everyone","text":"","text_w_direction":"[cheers and applause]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50242,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"For insulting a client's recently deceased mother.","text_w_direction":"For insulting a client's recently deceased mother.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50243,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Nellie","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50244,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"I did not know that.","text_w_direction":"I did not know that.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50245,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"Well, a woman who struggled with obesity all her life.","text_w_direction":"Well, a woman who struggled with obesity all her life.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50246,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"I'm so sorry.","text_w_direction":"I'm so sorry.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50247,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Meredith","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50248,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"yeah. That's-- that is terrible.","text_w_direction":"yeah. That's-- that is terrible.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50249,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Everyone","text":"","text_w_direction":"[cheers and applause as Pete puts last card on tower]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50250,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Kevin","text":"You did it.","text_w_direction":"You did it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50251,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50252,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"I feel so stupid. I sit next to him every day.","text_w_direction":"I feel so stupid. I sit next to him every day.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50253,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"You're not stupid. Jazz is stupid.","text_w_direction":"You're not stupid. Jazz is stupid.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50254,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Jazz is stupid!  I mean, just play the right notes!","text_w_direction":"[crying] Jazz is stupid!  I mean, just play the right notes!","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50255,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"I know. You're gonna be okay, Monkey.","text_w_direction":"I know. You're gonna be okay, Monkey.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50256,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"I don't like your friend Trevor.","text_w_direction":"I don't like your friend Trevor.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50257,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't like him either.  And yet I really like him.","text_w_direction":"I don't like him either.  And yet I really like him.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50258,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"Well, we're here. Perfect.","text_w_direction":"Well, we're here. Perfect.  [covers sleeping Phyllis with his jacket]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50259,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Phyllis","text":"We're gonna cover for you, ya know.","text_w_direction":"We're gonna cover for you, ya know.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50260,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Stanley","text":"","text_w_direction":"[chuckles]","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50261,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"Phyllis, what was that?Phyllis are you dreaming, or--","text_w_direction":"Phyllis, what was that?Phyllis are you dreaming, or--","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50262,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Stanley","text":"I did enjoy grinding your beans, son.","text_w_direction":"[laughing] I did enjoy grinding your beans, son.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50263,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah, we really did peel your grapes.","text_w_direction":"[laughing] Yeah, we really did peel your grapes.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50264,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"This is hilarious, but we're gonna stop with all--","text_w_direction":"This is hilarious, but we're gonna stop with all--","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50265,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Stanley","text":"Shuckin' your peas.","text_w_direction":"Shuckin' your peas.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50266,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"Shuckin' the peas.  You should go back to the first part, though. You are  gonna  cover for me?","text_w_direction":"Shuckin' the peas.  You should go back to the first part, though. You are  gonna  cover for me?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50267,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Stanley","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50268,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Phyllis","text":"Of course we are, Jimmy. We love you guys.","text_w_direction":"Of course we are, Jimmy. We love you guys.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50269,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, my God, thank you. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Oh, my God, thank you. [hugging both] Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50270,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"If you're an artist, you have to be okay with the idea  that you can't please everybody all the time.","text_w_direction":"If you're an artist, you have to be okay with the idea  that you can't please everybody all the time.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50271,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Hide","text":"You paint very bad--","text_w_direction":"You paint very bad--","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50272,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"Shut up, Hide!  I mean, do you think Kevin cares what people think about him-- or Creed or Meredith? Oh my gosh, these are my role models now. You know what? I'm okay with that.","text_w_direction":"Shut up, Hide!  I mean, do you think Kevin cares what people think about him-- or Creed or Meredith? Oh my gosh, these are my role models now. You know what? I'm okay with that.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50273,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Where does gayness come from? And how is it transmitted?","text_w_direction":"Where does gayness come from? And how is it transmitted?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50274,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Toby","text":"That is-- that is a loaded question.","text_w_direction":"That is-- that is a loaded question.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50275,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"My pastor said it can come from breast feeding.","text_w_direction":"My pastor said it can come from breast feeding.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50276,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Toby","text":"He said that?","text_w_direction":"He said that?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50277,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Well, he didn't fight me hard on it.","text_w_direction":"Well, he didn't fight me hard on it.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50278,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Toby","text":"I-- I don't know if there's truth to-- to, uh, to that.","text_w_direction":"I-- I don't know if there's truth to-- to, uh, to that.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50279,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"What is it called when two men intertwine their penises like the snakes on the medic-alert bracelet?","text_w_direction":"What is it called when two men intertwine their penises like the snakes on the medic-alert bracelet?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50280,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Toby","text":"Oh... uh...","text_w_direction":"Oh... uh...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50281,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Is it called red-vining?","text_w_direction":"Is it called red-vining?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50282,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Is it called red-vining?","text_w_direction":"Is it called red-vining?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50283,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Toby","text":"I don't...","text_w_direction":"I don't...","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50284,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"We heard it was called red-vining.","text_w_direction":"We heard it was called red-vining.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50285,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"People red vine.","text_w_direction":"People red vine.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50286,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Where are gay mens' vaginas?","text_w_direction":"Where are gay mens' vaginas?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50287,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Toby","text":"They don't have vaginas.","text_w_direction":"They don't have vaginas.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50288,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50289,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Toby","text":"No. They're just regular men.","text_w_direction":"No. They're just regular men.","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50290,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"When two gay men have s*x, how do they know whose pen1s will open up to accept the other person's pen1s?","text_w_direction":"When two gay men have s*x, how do they know whose pen1s will open up to accept the other person's pen1s?","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50291,"season":9,"episode":8,"episode_name":"The Target","director":"Brent Forrester","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Toby","text":"Uh... wow....","text_w_direction":"Uh... wow....","imdb_rating":7.8,"total_votes":1438,"air_date":"2012-11-29"}
{"index":50292,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"I'm having second thoughts about one of the shirts I packed. The blue one with the stripes.","text_w_direction":"[Sighs] I'm having second thoughts about one of the shirts I packed. The blue one with the stripes.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50293,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"I'm sure it's fine. it's a blue shirt.","text_w_direction":"I'm sure it's fine. it's a blue shirt.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50294,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Well, yeah, but I'm wondering if it's too blue. Like, am I making a statement with the blueness?","text_w_direction":"Well, yeah, but I'm wondering if it's too blue. Like, am I making a statement with the blueness?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50295,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"I am leaving early today for Philly, because tomorrow is the first day of my new job. So I figure I'd get in at 5","text_w_direction":"I am leaving early today for Philly, because tomorrow is the first day of my new job. So I figure I'd get in at 5","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50296,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh, excuse me. Trying to get work done. Some people don't care about Jim's new sports job in Phila-Whatever.","text_w_direction":"Uh, excuse me. Trying to get work done. Some people don't care about Jim's new sports job in Phila-Whatever.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50297,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"So you know my job has something to do with sports, but you don't know the end of the word \"Philadelphia\"?","text_w_direction":"So you know my job has something to do with sports, but you don't know the end of the word \"Philadelphia\"?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50298,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Philadelphia. From the greek phila meaning \"Love,\" and adelph, meaning \"Adolf.\" \"the city that loves Adolf.\" Good luck with your new enterprise and don't wear the blue striped shirt. It makes your neck look like an old mop handle.","text_w_direction":"Philadelphia. From the greek phila meaning \"Love,\" and adelph, meaning \"Adolf.\" \"the city that loves Adolf.\" Good luck with your new enterprise and don't wear the blue striped shirt. It makes your neck look like an old mop handle.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50299,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Oh...Hey, guys, the Christmas party is today. Merry Christmas everyone!","text_w_direction":"Oh...Hey, guys, the Christmas party is today. Merry Christmas everyone!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50300,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Angela","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50301,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Nellie","text":"Is It?","text_w_direction":"Is It?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50302,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"I mean, it says \"X-Mas party,\" but I think we all know what that's code for.","text_w_direction":"I mean, it says \"X-Mas party,\" but I think we all know what that's code for.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50303,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"So we're not going to have a Christmas party this year? Angela, how could you do this to us?","text_w_direction":"So we're not going to have a Christmas party this year? Angela, how could you do this to us?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50304,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Angela","text":"Oh, right, like I'm responsible 'cause I'm in charge of the party planning committee.","text_w_direction":"Oh, right, like I'm responsible 'cause I'm in charge of the party planning committee.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50305,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"Well, you are the one in charge of it.","text_w_direction":"Well, you are the one in charge of it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50306,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Angela","text":"Don't blame me for something we all forgot.","text_w_direction":"Don't blame me for something we all forgot.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50307,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"Yeah, let's not blame her for something we all forgot.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, let's not blame her for something we all forgot.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50308,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"I didn't realize how many of Angela's opinions I agreed with, until she tried to have my kneecap shattered for sleeping with her husband. She makes a lot of very sound points.","text_w_direction":"I didn't realize how many of Angela's opinions I agreed with, until she tried to have my kneecap shattered for sleeping with her husband. She makes a lot of very sound points.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50309,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Phyllis","text":"I knew the party was today, but nobody asked me to plan it, so I didn't. Hmm, funny how that works.","text_w_direction":"I knew the party was today, but nobody asked me to plan it, so I didn't. Hmm, funny how that works.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50310,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Meredith","text":"We're out there sweating our balls off every day, bustin' our balls. We deserve a Christmas party!","text_w_direction":"[Scoffs] We're out there sweating our balls off every day, bustin' our balls. We deserve a Christmas party!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50311,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Nellie","text":"Well, then, why don't we just get some liquor and those mini-Cupcakes?","text_w_direction":"Well, then, why don't we just get some liquor and those mini-Cupcakes?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50312,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"Mini-Cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes, which is already a mini version of cake? Honestly, where does it end with you people?","text_w_direction":"Mini-Cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes, which is already a mini version of cake? Honestly, where does it end with you people?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50313,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"What about an authentic Pennsylvania Dutch Christmas? Drink some gluhwein, enjoy some hasenpfeffer. Enjoy Christmas with saint Nicolas' rural German companion, Belsnickel.","text_w_direction":"What about an authentic Pennsylvania Dutch Christmas? Drink some gluhwein, enjoy some hasenpfeffer. Enjoy Christmas with saint Nicolas' rural German companion, Belsnickel.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50314,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Yes! That, that, that! We're definitely doing that. Are we all in agreement?","text_w_direction":"Yes! That, that, that! We're definitely doing that. Are we all in agreement?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50315,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50316,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Angela","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50317,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Done, right?","text_w_direction":"Done, right?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50318,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Angela","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50319,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Stanley","text":"No. I want Tropical Christmas.","text_w_direction":"No. I want Tropical Christmas.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50320,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Meredith","text":"Topless Christmas.","text_w_direction":"Topless Christmas.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50321,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Creed","text":"Tapas swiss miss.","text_w_direction":"Tapas swiss miss.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50322,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Creed","text":"Spanish tapas, and swiss miss hot cocoa--What's so hard to understand?","text_w_direction":"Spanish tapas, and swiss miss hot cocoa--What's so hard to understand?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50323,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Or, who was it that suggested the authentic Pennsylvania Dutch Christmas? I think it was someone really popular.","text_w_direction":"Or, who was it that suggested the authentic Pennsylvania Dutch Christmas? I think it was someone really popular.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50324,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Phyllis","text":"We already said no.","text_w_direction":"We already said no.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50325,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Angela","text":"No, no, no.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50326,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Nellie","text":"Too weird.","text_w_direction":"Too weird.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50327,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"This is me and my family celebrating Pennsylvania Dutch Christmas in 1982 on the farm. There's me and my brother Jeb breaking the ceremonial pig rib. He doesn't come back for Christmas anymore. The sepia tint is from an app on my phone. This is the same photo, matrix style.","text_w_direction":"[Holds up a picture] This is me and my family celebrating Pennsylvania Dutch Christmas in 1982 on the farm. There's me and my brother Jeb breaking the ceremonial pig rib. He doesn't come back for Christmas anymore. The sepia tint is from an app on my phone. This is the same photo, matrix style.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50328,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"I'm not understanding the confusion. Am I the only one who wants to try hufflepuffs and schnauzerhosen, and meet this glenpickle guy?","text_w_direction":"I'm not understanding the confusion. Am I the only one who wants to try hufflepuffs and schnauzerhosen, and meet this glenpickle guy?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50329,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Angela","text":"Party planning cimmittee, emgergency meeting. Now.","text_w_direction":"[Blows a weak whistle] Party planning cimmittee, emgergency meeting. Now.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50330,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"I'm on it.","text_w_direction":"I'm on it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50331,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Right.","text_w_direction":"Right.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50332,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pete","text":"I'm just hoping German terrorists don't take over this Christmas party. Make me go all John McClane on their asses.","text_w_direction":"I'm just hoping German terrorists don't take over this Christmas party. Make me go all John McClane on their asses.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50333,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Wait, German terrorists? That's oddly specific. And I think--I think you mean John McCain.","text_w_direction":"Wait, German terrorists? That's oddly specific. And I think--I think you mean John McCain.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50334,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pete","text":"Die hard reference.","text_w_direction":"Die hard reference.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50335,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"I haven't seen it.","text_w_direction":"I haven't seen it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50336,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pete","text":"You haven't seen die hard?","text_w_direction":"You haven't seen die hard?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50337,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Mm-Mmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-Mmm.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50338,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pete","text":"Why haven't you seen die hard?","text_w_direction":"Why haven't you seen die hard?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50339,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"I don't know, I just haven't.","text_w_direction":"I don't know, I just haven't.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50340,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"Come on, you had to have at least seen some of it.","text_w_direction":"Come on, you had to have at least seen some of it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50341,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50342,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"\"now, i have a machine gun. Ho, ho, ho.\"","text_w_direction":"\"now, i have a machine gun. Ho, ho, ho.\"","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50343,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pete","text":"\"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs.\"","text_w_direction":"\"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs.\"","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50344,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"None of this makes any sense to me!","text_w_direction":"None of this makes any sense to me!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50345,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, yeah, and when he takes the gun off his back, and he's like, \"Yippie-Ki-Yay, mother--\"","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah, and when he takes the gun off his back, and he's like, \"Yippie-Ki-Yay, mother--\"","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50346,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pete","text":"Actually, he doesn't say that there. He says it earlier when he's on the radio with Hans.","text_w_direction":"Actually, he doesn't say that there. He says it earlier when he's on the radio with Hans.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50347,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"Yes, you are right. Forgive me.","text_w_direction":"Yes, you are right. Forgive me.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50348,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pete","text":"Oh, that's okay, bud.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that's okay, bud.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50349,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"Nope.","text_w_direction":"Nope. [Kevin walks out the door into the kitchen]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50350,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pete","text":"Common mistake.","text_w_direction":"Common mistake.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50351,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"No, it's not.","text_w_direction":"No, it's not.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50352,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Nerd! Do you know every line of the movie?","text_w_direction":"[Points and Pete] Nerd! Do you know every line of the movie?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50353,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pete","text":"My brother dared me to memorize it, and I did it, and loved doing it.","text_w_direction":"My brother dared me to memorize it, and I did it, and loved doing it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50354,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Okay, let's hear it.","text_w_direction":"Okay, let's hear it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50355,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pete","text":"Hear what?","text_w_direction":"Hear what?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50356,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Die hard. Every line. Go.","text_w_direction":"Die hard. Every line. Go.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50357,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pete","text":"\"You don't like flying, do you?\"","text_w_direction":"\"You don't like flying, do you?\"","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50358,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Don't change the subject.","text_w_direction":"Don't change the subject.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50359,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pete","text":"No, that's the--","text_w_direction":"No, that's the--","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50360,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Movie is starting.","text_w_direction":"Movie is starting.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50361,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"We're thinking of collaborating with Mike Schmidt on some of his charity work.","text_w_direction":"[In Kitchen] We're thinking of collaborating with Mike Schmidt on some of his charity work.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50362,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Stanley","text":"I love Philly. Dirty town.","text_w_direction":"I love Philly. Dirty town.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50363,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"Ah-Ha-Ha! Philly! Exciting stuff, man.","text_w_direction":"[Comes up behind Jim and puts his hands on Jim's shoulders] Ah-Ha-Ha! Philly! Exciting stuff, man.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50364,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Whoo!","text_w_direction":"Whoo!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50365,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"So you sure you remembered everything for your trip?","text_w_direction":"So you sure you remembered everything for your trip?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50366,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, I think so.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I think so.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50367,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"Think that through for a sec.","text_w_direction":"Think that through for a sec.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50368,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah, Jim's going to philly tomorrow. He said he was gonna take me with him, but that was two months ago. And I haven't heard anything since. I mean, he said that, right?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, Jim's going to philly tomorrow. He said he was gonna take me with him, but that was two months ago. And I haven't heard anything since. I mean, he said that, right?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50369,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"What else could you possibly be forgetting?","text_w_direction":"What else could you possibly be forgetting?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50370,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Uh--","text_w_direction":"Uh--","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50371,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"Things? People?","text_w_direction":"Things? People?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50372,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Toby","text":"You know who's not gonna get to work on some exciting new startup this year? George Howard Skub, a.k.a. the alleged Scranton strangler, because he's in prison for something he may not have done.","text_w_direction":"You know who's not gonna get to work on some exciting new startup this year? George Howard Skub, a.k.a. the alleged Scranton strangler, because he's in prison [Jim and Daryl walk out of the kitchen] for something he may not have done.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50373,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Nellie","text":"I'm sorry, the--Uh, the Scranton who?","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, the--Uh, the Scranton who?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50374,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Toby","text":"The Scranton strangler. George Howard Skub. Haven't I told you about the jury I was on a couple years ago?","text_w_direction":"The Scranton strangler. George Howard Skub. Haven't I told you about the jury I was on a couple years ago?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50375,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, what happened? I mean, if you can talk about it, obviously. Because if you can't, I mean, I understand.","text_w_direction":"[Gasps] Oh, what happened? I mean, if you can talk about it, obviously. Because if you can't, I mean, I understand.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50376,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Toby","text":"I--I could--I could talk about it.","text_w_direction":"I--I could--I could talk about it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50377,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Stanley","text":"See you next Christmas.","text_w_direction":"[Pats Nellie on the shoulder as he's walking by her] See you next Christmas.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50378,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Toby","text":"I could, sure. Have a seat. I would start at the beginning, but I think I need to go farther back.","text_w_direction":"I could, sure. Have a seat. I would start at the beginning, but I think I need to go farther back.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50379,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"We're the party planning committee, and we did not get where we are by playing it safe. We got here by being risk takers. And, yeah, Dwight's party is gonna be terrible. Maybe. Maybe it's not. Maybe it's going to be great. And if it's great...I think we all know what that would mean to us.","text_w_direction":"We're the party planning committee, and we did not get where we are by playing it safe. We got here by being risk takers. And, yeah, Dwight's party is gonna be terrible. Maybe. Maybe it's not. Maybe it's going to be great. And if it's great...I think we all know what that would mean to us.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50380,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Phyllis","text":"Let's do it!","text_w_direction":"Let's do it!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50381,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Yes! Phyllis!","text_w_direction":"Yes! Phyllis!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50382,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Angela","text":"No. I don't want my name attached to this party.","text_w_direction":"No. I don't want my name attached to this party.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50383,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"What does that even mean? Where would your name appear?","text_w_direction":"What does that even mean? Where would your name appear?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50384,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Angela","text":"Please just take my name off of everything.","text_w_direction":"Please just take my name off of everything.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50385,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"Just take her name off of everything.","text_w_direction":"Just take her name off of everything.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50386,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"The party planning committee, minus Angela, has decided that we're all going to do Dwight's Christmas.","text_w_direction":"[Clears her throat] The party planning committee, minus Angela, has decided that we're all going to do Dwight's Christmas.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50387,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes! Yeah! Yeah! Okay! Yes! It's a Christmas Miracle! Yeah! Whoo-Hoo!","text_w_direction":"Yes! Yeah! [High Fives Jim] Yeah! Okay! Yes! It's a Christmas Miracle! [High Fives Pam] Yeah! Whoo-Hoo!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50388,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Dwight, there is one rule that you need to take very seriously.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, there is one rule that you need to take very seriously.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50389,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh-huh.","text_w_direction":"Uh-huh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50390,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"And that is...","text_w_direction":"And that is...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50391,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh, Oh.","text_w_direction":"Uh, Oh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50392,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"That there are no rules.","text_w_direction":"That there are no rules.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50393,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"You have never been cooler.","text_w_direction":"You have never been cooler.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50394,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Best Christmas ever.","text_w_direction":"Best Christmas ever.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50395,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"You're welcome.","text_w_direction":"You're welcome.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50396,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50397,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"And Pennsylvania Dutch Christmas has officially begun.","text_w_direction":"[Plays a trumpet] And Pennsylvania Dutch Christmas has officially begun.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50398,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Meredith","text":"Ugh. What is this stuff, lava?","text_w_direction":"Ugh. What is this stuff, lava?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50399,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"That is gluhwein, otherwise known as glow-wine, also used to sterilize medical instruments. And, interesting factoid, this is the very spoon that guided my soft skull through the birth canal when I was born. Enjoy.","text_w_direction":"That is gluhwein, otherwise known as glow-wine, also used to sterilize medical instruments. And, interesting factoid, this is the very spoon that guided my soft skull through the birth canal when I was born. Enjoy.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50400,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"What is it? Don't touch it.","text_w_direction":"What is it? [Jim lifts the hog maw with a fork] Don't touch it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50401,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Somebody's found the hog maw.","text_w_direction":"[Comes running up at startles Pam] Somebody's found the hog maw.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50402,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50403,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"What? It's a Pennsylvania Dutch specialty. Hog maw. That's a beauty, isn't it? I don't even want to tell you what it's made of until after you try it.","text_w_direction":"What? It's a Pennsylvania Dutch specialty. Hog maw. That's a beauty, isn't it? I don't even want to tell you what it's made of until after you try it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50404,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Stanley","text":"Ugh. I'm not eating mystery meat.","text_w_direction":"Ugh. I'm not eating mystery meat.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50405,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"It is stuffed pig stomach. And, after we finish it, we get to break the pig rib.","text_w_direction":"It is stuffed pig stomach. And, after we finish it, we get to break the pig rib.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50406,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Can't wait.","text_w_direction":"Can't wait.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50407,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Meredith","text":"Weird. Where are the sugar cookies? Where's the karaoke machine?","text_w_direction":"Weird. Where are the sugar cookies? Where's the karaoke machine?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50408,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"This is austere, Meredith. This is celebrating Christmas for all of the right reasons. The cookies and toys and sweets are mere distractions. I mean, most people don't even know that a candy cane represents a Shepherd's Crook, which I assure you does not taste like peppermint. It tastes like sheep feces.","text_w_direction":"This is austere, Meredith. This is celebrating Christmas for all of the right reasons. The cookies and toys and sweets are mere distractions. I mean, most people don't even know that a candy cane represents a Shepherd's Crook, which I assure you does not taste like peppermint. It tastes like sheep feces.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50409,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"How would anyone even know--","text_w_direction":"How would anyone even know--","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50410,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Have you ever tasted a Shepherd's Crook?","text_w_direction":"Have you ever tasted a Shepherd's Crook?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50411,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"I don't know. Is it what you expected?","text_w_direction":"I don't know. Is it what you expected?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50412,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"I feel like--Dwight is holding a candle and reading a poem.","text_w_direction":"I feel like [Pam look's out the window and camera pans out in The Office]--Dwight is holding a candle and reading a poem.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50413,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"So happy right now.","text_w_direction":"So happy right now.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50414,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait, what is that I hear? Is someone on the roof? How strange. Excuse me. I have to run to my car to take a dump.","text_w_direction":"[Speaking German] Wait, what is that I hear? Is someone on the roof? How strange. [Blows out the candle] Excuse me. I have to run to my car to take a dump.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50415,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"I wish my car had a bathroom.","text_w_direction":"I wish my car had a bathroom.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50416,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pete","text":"\"Let Heinrich plant the detonators and Theo prepare the vault. After that--\"","text_w_direction":"\"Let Heinrich plant the detonators and Theo prepare the vault. After that--\"","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50417,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Eh. That wasn't the line. I'm sorry, Pete.","text_w_direction":"[On a computer, checking the script] Eh. That wasn't the line. I'm sorry, Pete.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50418,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pete","text":"That is transcribed by some fan. They make mistakes.","text_w_direction":"That is transcribed by some fan. They make mistakes.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50419,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"I don't know. This looks pretty legit. Oh, my gosh. I just got an email from Andy. That means they hit land.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. This looks pretty legit. [Erin's cell phone chimes] Oh, my gosh. I just got an email from Andy. That means they hit land.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50420,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"\"What up, shorty? We got in last night, sold the boat, went out, got drunk, saw life of pi, got super depressed and introspective. Gonna hang out here a while. Maybe a couple of weeks. Figure this whole life thing out. Maybe see hobbit. Lates.\"","text_w_direction":"[Reading the email from Andy] \"What up, shorty? We got in last night, sold the boat, went out, got drunk, saw life of pi, got super depressed and introspective. Gonna hang out here a while. Maybe a couple of weeks. Figure this whole life thing out. Maybe see hobbit. Lates.\"","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50421,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pete","text":"Hey. Everything okay?","text_w_direction":"Hey. Everything okay?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50422,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"So what comes next?","text_w_direction":"So what comes next?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50423,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pete","text":"Right, um, okay. So he says, uh, \"After we call the police, they'll waste hours trying to negotiate--\"","text_w_direction":"Right, um, okay. So he says, uh, [Pete stands up] \"After we call the police, they'll waste hours trying to negotiate--\"","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50424,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"We should just watch the movie. That makes much more sense.","text_w_direction":"We should just watch the movie. That makes much more sense.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50425,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pete","text":"Or we can just sit and talk, though.","text_w_direction":"Or we can just sit and talk, though.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50426,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"No. No more talking. It's movie time.","text_w_direction":"No. No more talking. It's movie time.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50427,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pete","text":"I mean, are you sure...Um, yeah, I probably have a copy or two in my car.","text_w_direction":"I mean, are you sure...Um, yeah, I probably have a copy or two in my car.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50428,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, great. Great! So we're watching die hard, now. Good! This is a good plan.","text_w_direction":"Oh, great. Great! So we're watching die hard, now. Good! This is a good plan.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50429,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pete","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50430,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Toby","text":"Here's the thing about moonlight. It's not sunlight.","text_w_direction":"[To Nellie in the kitchen] Here's the thing about moonlight. It's not sunlight.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50431,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"I love this hog mama.","text_w_direction":"[With his mouth full] I love this hog mama.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50432,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Phyllis","text":"Dwight said it's \"Hog maw.\"","text_w_direction":"Dwight said it's \"Hog maw.\"","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50433,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Kevin","text":"What is maw?!","text_w_direction":"[Chokes and spits it out] What is maw?!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50434,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Phyllis","text":"It's the lining of the stomach of--","text_w_direction":"It's the lining of the stomach of--","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50435,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Ohh... Judgment is nigh, for the belsnickel ist I!","text_w_direction":"[Cackling] Ohh...[In a German Accent] Judgment is nigh, for the belsnickel ist I!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50436,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Yes, he is finally nigh.","text_w_direction":"Yes, he is finally nigh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50437,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"I am nigh!","text_w_direction":"I am nigh!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50438,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Every year, my grandfather would dress up as belsnickel at Christmas. He was...okay at it. I am great. You know how they say some people were born to be bad? Well, I was born to be belsnickel.","text_w_direction":"Every year, my grandfather would dress up as belsnickel at Christmas. He was...okay at it. I am great. You know how they say some people were born to be bad? Well, I was born to be belsnickel.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50439,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Ooh, belsnickel has traveled from distant lands to discover how all the boys and the girls have been behaving this last year. Whoo hoo HOO hoo hoo! Ohh...Too much strudel.","text_w_direction":"Ooh, belsnickel has traveled from distant lands to discover how all the boys and the girls have been behaving this last year. Whoo hoo HOO hoo hoo! [Runs over to Stanley and points at his stomach with a stick] Ohh...Too much strudel.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50440,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"So he's kind of like santa, except dirty and worse.","text_w_direction":"So he's kind of like santa, except dirty and worse.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50441,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"No, much better--No one fears santa the way they fear belsnickel.","text_w_direction":"No, much better--No one fears santa the way they fear belsnickel.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50442,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Wow! It's my favorite part of Christmas. The authority.","text_w_direction":"Wow! It's my favorite part of Christmas. The authority.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50443,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"And the fear.","text_w_direction":"And the fear.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50444,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes, exactly!","text_w_direction":"Yes, exactly!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50445,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Phyllis","text":"Come on, Dwight, you're making this up.","text_w_direction":"Come on, Dwight, you're making this up.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50446,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50447,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"This is a real thing. \"Belsnickel is a crotchety, fur-clad gift giver related to other companions of st. Nicholas in the folklore of southwestern Germany.\"","text_w_direction":"[Reading from his phone] This is a real thing. \"Belsnickel is a crotchety, fur-clad gift giver related to other companions of st. Nicholas in the folklore of southwestern Germany.\"","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50448,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Angela","text":"Huh.","text_w_direction":"Huh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50449,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50450,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, great. Seriously, you guys? Now you believe in Dwight's traditions, when some democrat looks it up on wikipedia?","text_w_direction":"Okay, great. Seriously, you guys? Now you believe in Dwight's traditions, when some democrat looks it up on wikipedia?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50451,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"\"His partner, zwarte piet, or black Peter, a slave boy, often portrayed in colorful pantaloons and blackface.\"","text_w_direction":"[Continues reading] \"His partner, zwarte piet, or black Peter, a slave boy, often portrayed in colorful pantaloons and blackface.\"","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50452,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Stanley","text":"Uh-Uh. No, Dwight. No.","text_w_direction":"Uh-Uh. No, Dwight. No.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50453,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, come on. We don't blindly stick to every outmoded aspect of our traditions. Come on, get with the spirit of it, you guys.","text_w_direction":"Oh, come on. We don't blindly stick to every outmoded aspect of our traditions. Come on, get with the spirit of it, you guys. [Texts warehouse worker, Nate, to forget showing up as zwarte piet]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50454,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pete","text":"Okay, Karl was actually a ballet dancer in real life. Isn't that crazy?","text_w_direction":"Okay, Karl was actually a ballet dancer in real life. Isn't that crazy?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50455,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Mm.","text_w_direction":"Mm. [Chuckles]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50456,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"Jim, that guy. You gotta stick to your word! Like when you say something to a buddy, a real buddy...what are you gonna do, lie? To your buddy? It's awful.","text_w_direction":"[Talks drunk angry] Jim, that guy. [Scoffs] You gotta stick to your word! Like when you say something to a buddy, a real buddy...what are you gonna do, lie? To your buddy? [Sighs] It's awful.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50457,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Take a bowl and pass it down.","text_w_direction":"Take a bowl and pass it down.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50458,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Phyllis","text":"Thank you, Dwight. These are nice.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, Dwight. These are nice.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50459,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"No, these are gift bowls. When you recieve a gift, it will go in the bowl, but the bowls must be returned at the end. They're a set. Now, hold your bowls forward. The belsnickel will decide if you are impish or admirable.","text_w_direction":"No, these are gift bowls. When you recieve a gift, it will go in the bowl, but the bowls must be returned at the end. They're a set. Now, hold your bowls forward. The belsnickel will decide if you are impish or admirable.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50460,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, it's like naughty or nice.","text_w_direction":"Oh, it's like naughty or nice.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50461,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"No, impish or admirable.","text_w_direction":"No, impish or admirable.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50462,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Quick question--Do you just decide who gets what in the moment, or did you make a list?","text_w_direction":"Quick question--Do you just decide who gets what in the moment, or did you make a list?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50463,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"I decided earlier.","text_w_direction":"I decided earlier.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50464,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, nice. Did you check that list?","text_w_direction":"Oh, nice. Did you check that list?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50465,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Of course I checked it.","text_w_direction":"Of course I checked it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50466,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"But more than once? 'cause you could have made a mistake.","text_w_direction":"But more than once? 'cause you could have made a mistake.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50467,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"I checked it more than once.","text_w_direction":"I checked it more than once.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50468,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, so you made a list, you checked it twice, and now you're gonna find out who's--","text_w_direction":"Okay, so you made a list, you checked it twice, and now you're gonna find out who's--","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50469,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Impish or admirable.","text_w_direction":"Impish or admirable.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50470,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Damn.","text_w_direction":"Damn.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50471,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Phyllis Vance! Cheer or fear? Belsnickel is here! I judge your year as...admirable. There you are.","text_w_direction":"Phyllis Vance! Cheer or fear? Belsnickel is here! I judge your year as...admirable. [Jim claps] There you are.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50472,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh. What are these?","text_w_direction":"[Takes here gift out of her bowl] Oh. What are these?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50473,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"It's a set of rubber gaskets for canning jars.","text_w_direction":"It's a set of rubber gaskets for canning jars.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50474,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Phyllis","text":"I'd rather have the bowl.","text_w_direction":"I'd rather have the bowl.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50475,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"You can't have the bowl! Oscar Martinez, cheer or fear? Belsnickel is here! I judge your year...as impish!","text_w_direction":"You can't have the bowl! Oscar Martinez, cheer or fear? Belsnickel is here! I judge your year [looks over at Angela, then back to Oscar]...as impish! [Smacks Oscar with a stick]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50476,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Oscar","text":"Ow! You hit people with that thing?","text_w_direction":"Ow! You hit people with that thing?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50477,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"No, I'm carrying around the stick in order to look cool. For the kinder","text_w_direction":"No, I'm carrying around the stick in order to look cool. For the kinder [puts a mouse trap in Pam's bowl]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50478,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Ooh.","text_w_direction":"Ooh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50479,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Mouse trap.","text_w_direction":"[Holds the mouse trap up] Mouse trap.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50480,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"In a head-to-head contest, people prefer belsnickel over santa every time. There aren't as many songs about him, but I attribute that more to rhyming difficulties. My brother and I wrote one once. it was about a fickle pickle salesman who would tickle you for a nickel.","text_w_direction":"In a head-to-head contest, people prefer belsnickel over santa every time. There aren't as many songs about him, but I attribute that more to rhyming difficulties. My brother and I wrote one once. it was about a fickle pickle salesman who would tickle you for a nickel.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50481,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, you know what? I gotta go.","text_w_direction":"Oh, you know what? I gotta go.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50482,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Stop giggling.","text_w_direction":"Stop giggling.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50483,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, really? Already?","text_w_direction":"Oh, really? Already?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50484,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, it's all right.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it's all right.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50485,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"It's a punishment. Hey, where are you going?","text_w_direction":"It's a punishment. [Turns to Jim] Hey, where are you going?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50486,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"I have to go to philly. But this was amazing. Okay.","text_w_direction":"I have to go to philly. But this was amazing. Okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50487,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"But you work tomorrow.","text_w_direction":"But you work tomorrow.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50488,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, I know, I'd just like to settle in and get a good night's sleep.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I know, I'd just like to settle in and get a good night's sleep.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50489,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"But we were gonna break the pig rib.","text_w_direction":"But we were gonna break the pig rib.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50490,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Ooh.","text_w_direction":"Ooh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50491,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Remember?","text_w_direction":"Remember?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50492,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"That's right.","text_w_direction":"That's right.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50493,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"No matter! Belsnickel cares not about this--off with you!","text_w_direction":"No matter! Belsnickel cares not about this--off with you!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50494,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Perfect. Merry Christmas, everybody.","text_w_direction":"Perfect. Merry Christmas, everybody.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50495,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait, wait, wait, wait! Don't you want to know your present?","text_w_direction":"Wait, wait, wait, wait! Don't you want to know your present?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50496,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"You know what? Yeah. Have at it.","text_w_direction":"You know what? Yeah. Have at it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50497,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim Halpert. Cheer or fear? Belsnickel is here! I judge your year as impish.","text_w_direction":"Jim Halpert. Cheer or fear? Belsnickel is here! [Jim holds his hands like a bowl] I judge your year as impish. [Hits Jim with stick]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50498,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Ooh! Are you nuts?","text_w_direction":"Ooh! Are you nuts?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50499,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"I judge you impish!","text_w_direction":"[Hits Jim three more times] I judge you impish!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50500,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Ow! Ow! Okay, that is three, and you didn't hit anybody that hard.","text_w_direction":"Ow! Ow! Okay, that is three, and you didn't hit anybody that hard.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50501,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"They're not abandoning the party.","text_w_direction":"They're not abandoning the party. [Hit's Jim again]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50502,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Just--Just--Hey!","text_w_direction":"Just--Just--Hey!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50503,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"That's enough, I'm done! Okay? Agh!","text_w_direction":"[As he's walking out] That's enough, I'm done! Okay? Agh!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50504,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Impish!","text_w_direction":"[Hits Jim some more] Impish! [Chases Jim out]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50505,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Aah! Ow!","text_w_direction":"Aah! Ow!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50506,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Meredith","text":"Belsnickel, I gotta run out early too.","text_w_direction":"Belsnickel, I gotta run out early too. [Leans up against the wall as Dwight comes back in]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50507,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Oh...what was that? Now I'm gonna be all whipped for my first day at work. God. One second. Oh...","text_w_direction":"[In the parking lot, holding his side, walking to the taxi, Pam follows] Oh...what was that? Now I'm gonna be all whipped for my first day at work. God. [To taxi driver] One second. Oh...","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50508,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Well...this is it.","text_w_direction":"Well...this is it.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50509,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"I'm probably never gonna see you again.","text_w_direction":"I'm probably never gonna see you again.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50510,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Shut up. I'm trying to be serious.","text_w_direction":"Shut up. I'm trying to be serious.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50511,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, sorry, sorry.","text_w_direction":"Okay, sorry, sorry.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50512,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"I can't believe this is actually happening.","text_w_direction":"I can't believe this is actually happening.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50513,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Listen, thank you so much for putting that all together. That was the perfect last Christmas party. All right, wish me luck.","text_w_direction":"Listen, thank you so much for putting that all together. That was the perfect last Christmas party. All right, wish me luck.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50514,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Okay. Good luck. You're gonna be great.","text_w_direction":"Okay. [Jim and Pam hug] Good luck. You're gonna be great.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50515,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"I'll call you when I get in.","text_w_direction":"I'll call you when I get in.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50516,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50517,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50518,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Love you.","text_w_direction":"Love you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50519,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Love you.","text_w_direction":"Love you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50520,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"What's going on?","text_w_direction":"What's going on?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50521,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Party's over. You quit on Christmas, Christmas quits on you. And guess what, kids. Belsnickel isn't real. It's me, Dwight!","text_w_direction":"Party's over. You quit on Christmas, Christmas quits on you. [To camera] And guess what, kids. Belsnickel isn't real. It's me, Dwight! [Takes off hat and beard]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50522,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Phyllis","text":"We found some old decorations in the warehouse. Oscar ran to the store for some food and drink, and I dipped into my stash of eggnog. I guess they needed me after all. It's like in it's a wonderful life when Jimmy Stewart realizes that all thos people at the building and loan were just jerks, and he was the real hero.","text_w_direction":"We found some old decorations in the warehouse. Oscar ran to the store for some food and drink, and I dipped into my stash of eggnog. I guess they needed me after all. It's like in it's a wonderful life when Jimmy Stewart realizes that all thos people at the building and loan were just jerks, and he was the real hero.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50523,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Angela","text":"Kevin. Kevin! Aaah. Stop it!","text_w_direction":"Kevin. Kevin! Aaah. Stop it!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50524,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, it sounds like the party's starting up out there.","text_w_direction":"Oh, it sounds like the party's starting up out there.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50525,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Toby","text":"Yeah. So anyway, the entire jury wants me to vote guilty. But then I did a little research of my own, and forget everything you thought you knew about fingerprinting.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. So anyway, the entire jury wants me to vote guilty. But then I did a little research of my own, and forget everything you thought you knew about fingerprinting.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50526,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"Meredith's a little cute. I'm just realizing. She got, like, a Emma Stone thing.","text_w_direction":"Meredith's a little cute. I'm just realizing. She got, like, a Emma Stone thing.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50527,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"Boo!","text_w_direction":"[At Meredtith] Boo!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50528,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"For what it's worth, I liked your party better.","text_w_direction":"For what it's worth, I liked your party better.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50529,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Everyone thought the food was gross, and that belsnickel was some darkly erotic freak.","text_w_direction":"Everyone thought the food was gross, and that belsnickel was some darkly erotic freak.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50530,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"I don't think anyone thought that.","text_w_direction":"I don't think anyone thought that.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50531,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim couldn't even stay till the end of the party.","text_w_direction":"Jim couldn't even stay till the end of the party.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50532,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Well, that didn't have anything to do with you.","text_w_direction":"Well, that didn't have anything to do with you.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50533,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't care. Guess how much I care on a scale of one to ten.","text_w_direction":"I don't care. Guess how much I care on a scale of one to ten.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50534,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Zero.","text_w_direction":"Zero.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50535,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Damn It!","text_w_direction":"Damn It!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50536,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"I'm gonna tell Jim to go himself.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna tell Jim to go [Bleep] himself.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50537,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"Do you think Andy would ever jump off an exploding building tied to a hose for me?","text_w_direction":"Do you think Andy would ever jump off an exploding building tied to a hose for me?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50538,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pete","text":"Yeah. Definitely. Hey, what's--Oh, no, come here. Hey, hey. Come on, huh?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Definitely. [Erin starts to cry] Hey, what's--Oh, no, come here. [Starts to put his arm around Erin] Hey, hey. Come on, huh?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50539,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"I'm still Andy's girlfriend.","text_w_direction":"[Sliding away from Pete] I'm still Andy's girlfriend.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50540,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pete","text":"Oh, yeah, of course. I know.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah, of course. I know.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50541,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Erin","text":"But you can leave your arm.","text_w_direction":"But you can leave your arm.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50542,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Dwight, want me to get you some eggnog?","text_w_direction":"Dwight, want me to get you some eggnog?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50543,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"No, thanks. I'll just have another dumatril. Jim taught me this really cool way to take it. You crush it into a powder, and you snort it up your butt.","text_w_direction":"No, thanks. I'll just have another dumatril. Jim taught me this really cool way to take it. You crush it into a powder, and you snort it up your butt.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50544,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Yep, I did say that.","text_w_direction":"[Walks back into The Office] Yep, I did say that.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50545,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Jim!","text_w_direction":"Jim!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50546,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"What's going on? Where's the belsnickel?","text_w_direction":"What's going on? Where's the belsnickel?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50547,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"Oh--Oh my god!","text_w_direction":"Oh--Oh my god!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50548,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"What are you doing? Last time I saw you, you were whipping me out of the building.","text_w_direction":"What are you doing? Last time I saw you, you were whipping me out of the building.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50549,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Shh. Let's not speak of that. The Pig Rib! We could totally break the pig rib! I'm gonna dig it out of the trash!","text_w_direction":"[Holds his finger to Jim's lips] Shh. Let's not speak of that. The Pig Rib! We could totally break the pig rib! I'm gonna dig it out of the trash! [High fives Jim]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50550,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Pam","text":"What happened? Did you miss your bus?","text_w_direction":"What happened? Did you miss your bus?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50551,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"No. I just missed my wife.","text_w_direction":"No. I just missed my wife.[Gives Pam a hug and a kiss]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50552,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"I found it!","text_w_direction":"[Comes back in, holding up the pig rib] I found it!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50553,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"And I found out that there's a bus at 5","text_w_direction":"And I found out that there's a bus at 5","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50554,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh! Damn It! Jim got the bigger half.","text_w_direction":"Oh! [Pig rib breaks and Jim wins, and stuff splatters people. Everyone groans] Damn It! Jim got the bigger half.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50555,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"Back for more, huh?","text_w_direction":"[To himself] Back for more, huh? [Gets up and walks towards Jim]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50556,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Ooh, nog it. Let me get some nog. Thanks, Phyllis. Where's Andy?","text_w_direction":"Ooh, nog it. Let me get some nog. [Everyone talking Phyllis pours Jim some eggnog, as Daryl walks in] Thanks, Phyllis. Where's Andy?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50557,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"You!","text_w_direction":"You!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50558,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, hey, man. Oh, you know what? Before I forget again, I talked to the guys about hiring you. They're gonna bring you in for an interview.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey, man. [Daryl walks over to Jim, angrily and stares at Jim] Oh, you know what? Before I forget again, I talked to the guys about hiring you. They're gonna bring you in for an interview.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50559,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"That's great.","text_w_direction":"[Looking at Jim confused] That's great.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50560,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Right?","text_w_direction":"Right?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50561,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"Thanks, man.","text_w_direction":"Thanks, man.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50562,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, of course.","text_w_direction":"Hey, of course.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50563,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"I shall come by at your convenience.","text_w_direction":"I shall come by at your convenience.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50564,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Thank you, sir.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, sir. [Tips his glass to Daryl]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50565,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"Whoo!","text_w_direction":"[Claps his hands once, spins around] Whoo!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50566,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Jim","text":"Go get 'em.","text_w_direction":"Go get 'em.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50567,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Darryl","text":"Oh! Whoa!","text_w_direction":"[Falls backwards onto the food table] Oh! Whoa!","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50568,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Dwight","text":"Very impish.","text_w_direction":"Very impish.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50569,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Toby","text":"Two dimes, seven nickels--Well, okay, no, that doesn't add up. It was one quarter and--","text_w_direction":"Two dimes, seven nickels--Well, okay, no, that doesn't add up. It was one quarter and--","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50570,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Nellie","text":"Shh.","text_w_direction":"Shh. [Puts her finger to Toby's lips]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50571,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Toby","text":"What? I was just explaining--","text_w_direction":"What? I was just explaining--","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50572,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Nellie","text":"Shh.","text_w_direction":"Shh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50573,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Toby","text":"Why wouldn't it--","text_w_direction":"Why wouldn't it--","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50574,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Nellie","text":"Shh.","text_w_direction":"[Put her finger to his lips again] Shh.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50575,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Toby","text":"But why?","text_w_direction":"But why?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50576,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Nellie","text":"No...more...talking.","text_w_direction":"No...more...talking.","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50577,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Toby","text":"Are you gonna kiss me?","text_w_direction":"Are you gonna kiss me?","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50578,"season":9,"episode":9,"episode_name":"Dwight Christmas","director":"Charles McDougall","writer":"Robert Padnick","character":"Nellie","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes. [Kisses Toby]","imdb_rating":8.4,"total_votes":1634,"air_date":"2012-12-06"}
{"index":50579,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Kevin","text":"To me, the Sixers are a five seed tops.","text_w_direction":"To me, the Sixers are a five seed tops.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50580,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"I think they're going to the conference finals.","text_w_direction":"I think they're going to the conference finals.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50581,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Kevin","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50582,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Bynum, obvious monster and the three point shooting, don't even-...","text_w_direction":"Bynum, obvious monster and the three point shooting, don't even-... [Jim bites his lip]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50583,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"I bit my lip at lunch today.","text_w_direction":"I bit my lip at lunch today.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50584,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Darryl","text":"Sucks. Anyway, I just don't see it. The Knicks are tough.The Nets are tough.","text_w_direction":"Sucks. Anyway, I just don't see it. The Knicks are tough.The Nets are tough.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50585,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, the Nets are super tough.","text_w_direction":"Oh, the Nets are super tough. [Jim in pain from his lip]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50586,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Now I have this big bump in my lip that hurts. I hate it.","text_w_direction":"Now I have this big bump in my lip that hurts. I hate it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50587,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Kevin","text":"The Hawks are terrible. They're always terrible.","text_w_direction":"The Hawks are terrible. They're always terrible.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50588,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, you need to think about it before you come with the...","text_w_direction":"Okay, you need to think about it before you come with the... [Jim bites his lip again and pounds on table]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50589,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Whatever. It's not a big deal. You know I always tell my three year old, if this is the worst thing that's gonna happen... You gotta be kidding me! Ok! Pam! That's it, I'm going home!","text_w_direction":"Whatever. It's not a big deal. You know I always tell my three year old, if this is the worst thing that's gonna happen...[Jim bites his lip again] You gotta be kidding me! Ok! Pam! That's it, I'm going home!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50590,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Erin","text":"Good morning, Meredith.","text_w_direction":"Good morning, Meredith.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50591,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50592,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, sorry, Pam. Yikes.","text_w_direction":"Oh, sorry, Pam. Yikes.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50593,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Jim's been spending a few days a week in Philly and I'm not gonna lie, it's been challenging. Yesterday, things took a turn for the worse. I found out Cece has lice. So I was up all night disinfecting every sheet, towel, toy, item of clothing in the entire house. I'm exhausted. But don't tell Jim. He has a huge meeting today, under a lot of pressure and he's doing it all for the family.","text_w_direction":"Jim's been spending a few days a week in Philly and I'm not gonna lie, it's been challenging. Yesterday, things took a turn for the worse. I found out Cece has lice. So I was up all night disinfecting every sheet, towel, toy, item of clothing in the entire house. I'm exhausted. But don't tell Jim. He has a huge meeting today, under a lot of pressure and he's doing it all for the family.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50594,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"I am meeting Dr. J today, otherwise known as Julius Irving, famed 76er and my own personal hero. But i have to be careful not to rub it in Pam's face because let's be honest, how would I feel if I was at home stuck with the kids while she was go carting with John Stamos.","text_w_direction":"I am meeting Dr. J today, otherwise known as Julius Irving, famed 76er and my own personal hero. But i have to be careful not to rub it in Pam's face because let's be honest, how would I feel if I was at home stuck with the kids while she was go carting with John Stamos.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50595,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"You sound tired. Everything ok?","text_w_direction":"[talking on phone] You sound tired. Everything ok?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50596,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Great. Everything's great. Hey are you nervous about your big meeting?","text_w_direction":"Great. Everything's great. Hey are you nervous about your big meeting?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50597,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Uhh, a little bit. It's a lot of pressure, you know, but that's what I signed up for right?","text_w_direction":"Uhh, a little bit. It's a lot of pressure, you know, but that's what I signed up for right?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50598,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Worker","text":"Jim, limo's here.","text_w_direction":"Jim, limo's here.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50599,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, you know what, I gotta hop off because my, uh, taxi is here to take me to the meeting.","text_w_direction":"Uh, you know what, I gotta hop off because my, uh, taxi is here to take me to the meeting.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50600,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, call me later!","text_w_direction":"Oh, call me later!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50601,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Ok","text_w_direction":"Ok","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50602,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Good luck!","text_w_direction":"Good luck!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50603,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Thanks!","text_w_direction":"Thanks!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50604,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Love you.","text_w_direction":"Love you.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50605,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Love you too. Bye.","text_w_direction":"Love you too. Bye.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50606,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Val","text":"How you doing?","text_w_direction":"How you doing?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50607,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Darryl","text":"Alright. I mean, it's what you want, so...","text_w_direction":"Alright. I mean, it's what you want, so...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50608,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Val","text":"It's how it has to be.","text_w_direction":"It's how it has to be.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50609,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Darryl","text":"I know, I know. It's just hard.","text_w_direction":"I know, I know. It's just hard.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50610,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Darryl","text":"Me and Val were going nowhere and if I'm gonna be working in Philly, I'm gonna need my freedom. So, I convinced Val to breakup with me. Here's how you do it. You say, \"What are you gonna do, breakup with me?\" Like it's a joke, and then you gain a lot of weight.","text_w_direction":"Me and Val were going nowhere and if I'm gonna be working in Philly, I'm gonna need my freedom. So, I convinced Val to breakup with me. Here's how you do it. You say, \"What are you gonna do, breakup with me?\" Like it's a joke, and then you gain a lot of weight.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50611,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Darryl","text":"I'll never be sorry, not for a moment of it.","text_w_direction":"I'll never be sorry, not for a moment of it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50612,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Val","text":"Me neither. Come here.","text_w_direction":"Me neither. Come here. [she hugs Darryl, and Darryl smiles behind her back]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50613,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Hey Meredith, I need your supplier requests today.","text_w_direction":"Hey Meredith, I need your supplier requests today.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50614,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Meredith","text":"Jeez H. in the morning. Will you stop your nagging already? No wonder Jim left you.","text_w_direction":"Jeez H. in the morning. Will you stop your nagging already? No wonder Jim left you.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50615,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"He didn't leave me. He just went part time. Can you just fill out the form please?","text_w_direction":"He didn't leave me. He just went part time. [Meredith scratches her head vigorously] Can you just fill out the form please?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50616,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Meredith","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50617,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"I'm sure she's just confused. People scratch their heads when they're confused. Not always like an ape, the way Meredith just did, but it happens.","text_w_direction":"I'm sure she's just confused. People scratch their heads when they're confused. Not always like an ape, the way Meredith just did, but it happens.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50618,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Meredith","text":"Hurry up already.","text_w_direction":"Hurry up already.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50619,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Erin","text":"Trust me, I know what I'm doing. Between the foster homes and the orphanage, I had lice 22 times.","text_w_direction":"[checking Meredith's head] Trust me, I know what I'm doing. Between the foster homes and the orphanage, I had lice 22 times.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50620,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Erin","text":"Holy wow, that's a big one. Alright, pencils down everyone, we got lice!","text_w_direction":"Holy wow, that's a big one. Alright, pencils down everyone, we got lice!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50621,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"Oh God, Meredith, lice? Did you not sign a pledge to shower?","text_w_direction":"Oh God, Meredith, lice? Did you not sign a pledge to shower?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50622,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"What? Lice? Oh my god. Lock the doors, we are on full quarantine.","text_w_direction":"What? Lice? Oh my god. Lock the doors, we are on full quarantine.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50623,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Dwight, relax. It's just lice. Maybe, possibly.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, relax. It's just lice. Maybe, possibly.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50624,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Just lice Pam?","text_w_direction":"Just lice Pam?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50625,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Of all of the vermin in God's great green kingdom, lice are the ones I detest the most. My first day of school, I had lice, and no one would play with me. For 15 years, they called me freak and four eyes and sci-fi nerd and girl puncher. All because I had lice when I was 7.","text_w_direction":"Of all of the vermin in God's great green kingdom, lice are the ones I detest the most. My first day of school, I had lice, and no one would play with me. For 15 years, they called me freak and four eyes and sci-fi nerd and girl puncher. All because I had lice when I was 7.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50626,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Make way, nope, inspect me.","text_w_direction":"Make way, nope, inspect me.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50627,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, this is the cleanest scalp I've ever seen. You are all clear.","text_w_direction":"Oh, this is the cleanest scalp I've ever seen. You are all clear.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50628,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Should be. I use lice shampoo every morning.","text_w_direction":"Should be. I use lice shampoo every morning. [Dwight starts spraying everyone with disinfectant]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50629,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Stop that!","text_w_direction":"Stop that!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50630,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"Dwight!","text_w_direction":"Dwight!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50631,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Erin","text":"Next!","text_w_direction":"Next!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50632,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"Geez Meredith, you know, this is an office not one of your bean bag orgies.","text_w_direction":"[getting her head checked] Geez Meredith, you know, this is an office not one of your bean bag orgies.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50633,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Alright, let's give her a break. We don't know for sure this is Meredith's fault.","text_w_direction":"Alright, let's give her a break. We don't know for sure this is Meredith's fault.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50634,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Oscar","text":"Pam, really? Come on.","text_w_direction":"Pam, really? Come on.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50635,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Meredith","text":"Hey, what do you want? I know who I am. Nobody's taken Meredith Palmer to the opera to meet the queen.","text_w_direction":"Hey, what do you want? I know who I am. Nobody's taken Meredith Palmer to the opera to meet the queen.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50636,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Erin","text":"Lice. More lice. Angela has lice.","text_w_direction":"Lice. More lice. [Angela shrieks in disgust] Angela has lice.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50637,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"Ew! Oh.","text_w_direction":"Ew! Oh.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50638,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Erin","text":"Ooh yabber, lice!","text_w_direction":"[checking Stanley's head] Ooh yabber, lice!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50639,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Erin","text":"Yikers, lice.","text_w_direction":"[checking Pam's head] Yikers, lice.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50640,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"No! How? I'm so clean!","text_w_direction":"No! How? I'm so clean!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50641,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Erin","text":"Oh yeah, big time lice.","text_w_direction":"[checking Oscar's head] Oh yeah, big time lice.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50642,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Oscar","text":"I wash my hands at least six times a day. Toilet seat covers? Yes, thank you, even when I pee. Apparently, none of that is protection enough. Not when it comes to Meredith.","text_w_direction":"I wash my hands at least six times a day. Toilet seat covers? Yes, thank you, even when I pee. Apparently, none of that is protection enough. Not when it comes to Meredith.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50643,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Phyllis","text":"What are you wearing?","text_w_direction":"What are you wearing?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50644,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"It's a Hazmat suit. That stands for hazaderous materials men's suit wearing. If you rent more than four times a year, it just makes sense to buy. Is there anyone else here that is lice free? Excellent. Do you have your own hazmat suits?","text_w_direction":"It's a Hazmat suit. That stands for hazaderous materials men's suit wearing. If you rent more than four times a year, it just makes sense to buy. Is there anyone else here that is lice free? [Phyllis, Kevin, Darryl. and Nellie raise their hands] Excellent. Do you have your own hazmat suits?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50645,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Nellie","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50646,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Kevin","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50647,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Renters. Ok, I'm gonna need you to gather your belongings, retreat to the warehouse, conduct your business there until the infected have been deloused. Let's get going. I'm gonna stay here and fight. If you don't hear from me by lunch, call me. I might want lunch.","text_w_direction":"Renters. Ok, I'm gonna need you to gather your belongings, retreat to the warehouse, conduct your business there until the infected have been deloused. Let's get going. I'm gonna stay here and fight. If you don't hear from me by lunch, call me. I might want lunch.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50648,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Darryl","text":"Alright, we're going down to my warehouse, that means we're playing by my rules. No messing with the baler and be cool in front of me and Val. We just broke up.","text_w_direction":"Alright, we're going down to my warehouse, that means we're playing by my rules. No messing with the baler and be cool in front of me and Val. We just broke up.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50649,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Phyllis","text":"You got dumped?","text_w_direction":"You got dumped?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50650,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah, she ended things.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, she ended things.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50651,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Nellie","text":"Breakups are the worst. The only thing that got me through mine are large amounts of shepard's pie and Brandy. The singer, not the drink.","text_w_direction":"Breakups are the worst. The only thing that got me through mine are large amounts of shepard's pie and Brandy. The singer, not the drink.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50652,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Kevin","text":"Here man. You need that more than me.","text_w_direction":"Here man. [Kevin hands Daryll some chocolate] You need that more than me.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50653,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Darryl","text":"Thanks, man.","text_w_direction":"Thanks, man.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50654,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah","text_w_direction":"Yeah [kisses Darryl on the cheek]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50655,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Guys, I think we should all ease up on Meredith. This has got to be hard for her.","text_w_direction":"Guys, I think we should all ease up on Meredith. This has got to be hard for her.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50656,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"Oh, no no no no no. I have not yet begun to shame.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no no no no no. I have not yet begun to shame.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50657,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Stanley","text":"That's it. I'm getting my stuff. I'm leaving for the day.","text_w_direction":"That's it. I'm getting my stuff. I'm leaving for the day.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50658,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Erin","text":"No! Stanley! If you leave now then you'll get it in your car and then you'll get it in your house!","text_w_direction":"No! Stanley! If you leave now then you'll get it in your car and then you'll get it in your house! [Erin jumps on Stanley's back]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50659,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Stanley","text":"Get off me!","text_w_direction":"Get off me!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50660,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Erin","text":"I'm trying to save you from yourself!","text_w_direction":"I'm trying to save you from yourself!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50661,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Stanley","text":"Alright, I'll stay! There's a pencil broken in my rolls.","text_w_direction":"Alright, I'll stay! There's a pencil broken in my rolls.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50662,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Maybe it was Meredith. Maybe she brought in lice that are totally different than the lice that i got from Cece. So let's not jump to the simplest conclusion that she got her lice from me. That is how wars get started. Fine, I'll tell her it was me.","text_w_direction":"Maybe it was Meredith. Maybe she brought in lice that are totally different than the lice that i got from Cece. So let's not jump to the simplest conclusion that she got her lice from me. That is how wars get started. Fine, I'll tell her it was me.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50663,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Oh man, that's fresh squeezed. And, uh are all the snacks complimentary?","text_w_direction":"Oh man, that's fresh squeezed. And, uh are all the snacks complimentary?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50664,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Limo Driver","text":"Yeah, take some home if you want.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, take some home if you want.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50665,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Oh no, no, no. That's ok. Um I'm sorry, is this the conference center?","text_w_direction":"Oh no, no, no. That's ok. [Jim shoves some snacks in his pocket as he gets out of limo] Um I'm sorry, is this the conference center?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50666,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Limo Driver","text":"No, Mr. Irving called. Said he'd rather meet you at his private court.","text_w_direction":"No, Mr. Irving called. Said he'd rather meet you at his private court.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50667,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"You gotta be kidding me.","text_w_direction":"You gotta be kidding me.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50668,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, Meredith I need to tell you something.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Meredith I need to tell you something.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50669,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Meredith","text":"Yes, Pam what do you want?","text_w_direction":"[shaving her own head] Yes, Pam what do you want?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50670,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Oh my God, Meredith what are you doing!?","text_w_direction":"Oh my God, Meredith what are you doing!?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50671,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Meredith","text":"Baking a cake, what does it look like I'm doing? Getting rid of the lice.","text_w_direction":"Baking a cake, what does it look like I'm doing? Getting rid of the lice.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50672,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Oh stop! I am so sorry!","text_w_direction":"Oh stop! I am so sorry!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50673,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Meredith","text":"Oh, can you hold that thought? That's my wax. You know, I think these critters migrated from down south. What were you saying?","text_w_direction":"Oh, can you hold that thought? That's my wax. You know, I think these critters migrated from down south. What were you saying?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50674,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Nothing.","text_w_direction":"Nothing.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50675,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"I am going to tell her, but now is clearly not the time. I will buy her a wig, we'll have a few laughs. There's a right way to do this.","text_w_direction":"I am going to tell her, but now is clearly not the time. I will buy her a wig, we'll have a few laughs. There's a right way to do this.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50676,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Scalp leeches, skull vampires, follicle gypsies, hair lawyers. One thing is clear, it's kill or be killed!","text_w_direction":"Scalp leeches, skull vampires, follicle gypsies, hair lawyers. One thing is clear, it's kill or be killed!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50677,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Erin","text":"No, no. It's more of a nuisance really. It's not that big a deal. So, I collected your hats and your coats...","text_w_direction":"No, no. It's more of a nuisance really. It's not that big a deal. So, I collected your hats and your coats...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50678,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"To be burned!","text_w_direction":"To be burned!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50679,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Erin","text":"To be washed.","text_w_direction":"To be washed.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50680,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"What do we do about our heads?","text_w_direction":"What do we do about our heads?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50681,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm not gonna lie. Lye!","text_w_direction":"I'm not gonna lie. Lye!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50682,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Erin","text":"No, all we need is mayonnaise.","text_w_direction":"No, all we need is mayonnaise.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50683,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"Excuse me?","text_w_direction":"Excuse me?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50684,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"She's right, it works. I would imagine.","text_w_direction":"She's right, it works. I would imagine.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50685,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Erin","text":"Yes, it helps to suffrocate the little buddies and it's a really healthy alternative to the chemicals found in most lice shampoos.","text_w_direction":"Yes, it helps to suffrocate the little buddies and it's a really healthy alternative to the chemicals found in most lice shampoos.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50686,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Oscar","text":"I can appreciate that. I also only eat local, organic produce.","text_w_direction":"I can appreciate that. I also only eat local, organic produce.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50687,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Meredith","text":"Shaboom! How do you like me now!?","text_w_direction":"[walks in conference room] Shaboom! How do you like me now!?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50688,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50689,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Oscar","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50690,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Meredith","text":"Take a picture. It will last longer.","text_w_direction":"Take a picture. It will last longer.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50691,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"We don't want it to last longer. It's horrible.","text_w_direction":"We don't want it to last longer. It's horrible.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50692,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Creed","text":"Bald people make me sick.","text_w_direction":"Bald people make me sick.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50693,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Meredith","text":"Yeah, yeah, everybody pile on Meredith. But I'm the only one with the balls to show them lice who's boss.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, yeah, everybody pile on Meredith. But I'm the only one with the balls to show them lice who's boss.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50694,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Erin","text":"Ok, nobody panic. If everybody just follows my instructions, then nobody else needs to end up bald. Not that it looks bad, Meredith. It looks...It looks awesome. You look like a baby who suddenly aged 50 years. A cute baby, but something sucked the life force out of it. I'm so sorry. We need mayonnaise! We need it now.","text_w_direction":"Ok, nobody panic. If everybody just follows my instructions, then nobody else needs to end up bald. Not that it looks bad, Meredith. It looks...It looks awesome. You look like a baby who suddenly aged 50 years. A cute baby, but something sucked the life force out of it. I'm so sorry. We need mayonnaise! We need it now.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50695,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Oh! Uh, uh I'll go.","text_w_direction":"Oh! Uh, uh I'll go.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50696,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"Okay. Oh, thank you.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Oh, thank you.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50697,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Oscar","text":"You're a saint, Pam.","text_w_direction":"You're a saint, Pam.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50698,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"No, no, it's not a big deal, please. No. Um, Meredith can I get you something special while I'm at the store, candy, or...or one of those stylish turbans?","text_w_direction":"No, no, it's not a big deal, please. No. Um, Meredith can I get you something special while I'm at the store, candy, or...or one of those stylish turbans?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50699,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Meredith","text":"Thanks Pam! I'll take a pack of Nicorette gum and a pack of Kools.","text_w_direction":"Thanks Pam! I'll take a pack of Nicorette gum and a pack of Kools.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50700,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50701,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Let's talk pubes, people.","text_w_direction":"Let's talk pubes, people.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50702,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Val","text":"Hey, Darryl.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Darryl.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50703,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Darryl","text":"Oh, hey Val.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey Val.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50704,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, that was tragic, Oh, that was like a car crash. I couldn't look away. You two clearly still have feelings for each other.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that was tragic, Oh, that was like a car crash. I couldn't look away. You two clearly still have feelings for each other.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50705,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50706,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Phyllis","text":"What's gonna make you feel better, big guy?","text_w_direction":"What's gonna make you feel better, big guy?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50707,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Darryl","text":"When I was a kid, my grandmother used to make me chocolate cake when I wasn't feeling good. She's not around to do that anymore. I'm sorry, I just need a moment to myself just to clear my head.","text_w_direction":"When I was a kid, my grandmother used to make me chocolate cake when I wasn't feeling good. She's not around to do that anymore. I'm sorry, I just need a moment to myself just to clear my head.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50708,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Nellie","text":"Aw, poor Darryl. I can't bear to see him suffer like this.","text_w_direction":"Aw, poor Darryl. I can't bear to see him suffer like this.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50709,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Kevin","text":"I think he needs some hugs, and maybe some chocolate cake.","text_w_direction":"I think he needs some hugs, and maybe some chocolate cake.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50710,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Phyllis","text":"Mmm, this won't help him, it's a muffin, not cake.","text_w_direction":"Mmm, this won't help him, it's a muffin, not cake.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50711,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Nellie","text":"Listen, let's try and get Darryl the one thing in the world he clearly wants and needs the most.","text_w_direction":"Listen, let's try and get Darryl the one thing in the world he clearly wants and needs the most.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50712,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Kevin","text":"An Escalade.","text_w_direction":"An Escalade.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50713,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Nellie","text":"Or what's her name.","text_w_direction":"Or what's her name.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50714,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Phyllis","text":"Val.","text_w_direction":"Val.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50715,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Nellie","text":"Let's get Darryl Val.","text_w_direction":"Let's get Darryl Val.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50716,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Julius Irving","text":"I hope you don't mind me bringing you out here. I can't get my knees under a desk.","text_w_direction":"I hope you don't mind me bringing you out here. I can't get my knees under a desk.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50717,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Are you kidding me? I can literally scalp tickets to this.","text_w_direction":"Are you kidding me? I can literally scalp tickets to this.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50718,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Julius","text":"Well, do you think you can sink one from deep?","text_w_direction":"Well, do you think you can sink one from deep?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50719,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Listen, I don't mean to intimidate you, but I did play a little high school ball.","text_w_direction":"Listen, I don't mean to intimidate you, but I did play a little high school ball.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50720,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Julius","text":"Okay. Wow, Halpert's got game.","text_w_direction":"Okay. [Jim shoots the basket and it goes in] Wow, Halpert's got game.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50721,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Alright. Oh, sorry. I'm so sorry. It's my wife, can I take this?","text_w_direction":"Alright. [Jim's phone rings] Oh, sorry. I'm so sorry. It's my wife, can I take this?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50722,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Julius","text":"It's your wife? You better take it.","text_w_direction":"It's your wife? You better take it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50723,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Right! Hey, what's up? Everything ok?","text_w_direction":"Right! [Jim laughs as he answers the phone] Hey, what's up? Everything ok?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50724,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, no everything's great! Um, I was just calling to see how the meeting went.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no everything's great! Um, I was just calling to see how the meeting went.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50725,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"It's still happening right now actually, so uh...","text_w_direction":"It's still happening right now actually, so uh...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50726,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"He's really making you work for it, huh?","text_w_direction":"He's really making you work for it, huh?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50727,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Yes, it is very stressful. You sure everything's okay?","text_w_direction":"Yes, it is very stressful. You sure everything's okay?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50728,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Great. I am killing it over here. Jim, I gotta go.","text_w_direction":"Great. I am killing it over here. [drops mayonnaise on the ground] Jim, I gotta go.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50729,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, bye. So sorry about that.","text_w_direction":"Okay, bye. [Jim turns back to Julius] So sorry about that.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50730,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Julius","text":"No problem. Hey Jim, what size do you wear, man? I got a pair of japanese Nikes with your name on them. What do you think?","text_w_direction":"No problem. Hey Jim, what size do you wear, man? I got a pair of japanese Nikes with your name on them. What do you think?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50731,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"I love it.","text_w_direction":"I love it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50732,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Erin","text":"Once it's all over your head, just leavr it there for four hours. That will be enough time for the lice to fall asleep, suffrocate, and then pass away.","text_w_direction":"[handing out mayonnaise jars] Once it's all over your head, just leavr it there for four hours. That will be enough time for the lice to fall asleep, suffrocate, and then pass away.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50733,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh sure, and when you're ready to get serious, come to me to get it done right.","text_w_direction":"Oh sure, and when you're ready to get serious, come to me to get it done right. [Dwight holds up a pair of scissors]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50734,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Stanley","text":"Put those away before you hurt yourself.","text_w_direction":"Put those away before you hurt yourself.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50735,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh God, oh no. No. No. No! No! No! No! No!","text_w_direction":"[swings the scissors around and puts them into his pocket, putting a hole in his Hazmat suit] Oh God, oh no. No. No. No! No! No! No! No!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50736,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Erin","text":"Okay, it's easier with a buddy, so everybody pair up.","text_w_direction":"Okay, it's easier with a buddy, so everybody pair up.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50737,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"Oscar, do you want to be my partner?","text_w_direction":"Oscar, do you want to be my partner?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50738,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Oscar","text":"Yeah, yeah, sure. I'd love to..","text_w_direction":"Yeah, yeah, sure. I'd love to..","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50739,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Creed","text":"Hey, uh, mayo buddy, five dollar tip, you unclog my ears. Okay?","text_w_direction":"Hey, uh, mayo buddy, five dollar tip, you unclog my ears. Okay?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50740,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, Creed, I'm so sorry. I'm...I'm already partners with Pete, right Pete?","text_w_direction":"Oh, Creed, I'm so sorry. I'm...I'm already partners with Pete, right Pete?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50741,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pete","text":"Uh, yeah. We promised each other if we ever got lice, we'd buddy up. Sorry, man.","text_w_direction":"Uh, yeah. We promised each other if we ever got lice, we'd buddy up. Sorry, man.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50742,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, Creed, wanna be my buddy?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Creed, wanna be my buddy?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50743,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Creed","text":"Oh God. Stuck with the weirdo.","text_w_direction":"Oh God. Stuck with the weirdo.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50744,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Oscar","text":"Angela.","text_w_direction":"[Angela is slapping mayo on Oscar's head] Angela.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50745,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"You don't want bugs. You know? Who knows where those bugs will end up?","text_w_direction":"You don't want bugs. You know? Who knows where those bugs will end up?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50746,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Meredith","text":"You're getting a bargain. I ain't got no hair no more.","text_w_direction":"[putting mayo on Stanley's head] You're getting a bargain. I ain't got no hair no more.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50747,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Creed, I'm all done. My turn.","text_w_direction":"[putting mayo on Creed's head] Creed, I'm all done. My turn.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50748,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Creed","text":"I'm sorry, Pam. It looks a little messy.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, Pam. It looks a little messy.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50749,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Well, wait.","text_w_direction":"Well, wait.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50750,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pete","text":"How's that?","text_w_direction":"[putting mayo on Erin's head] How's that?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50751,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Erin","text":"I feel it working. Eiffel tower!","text_w_direction":"I feel it working. [Erin and Pete playing around with the mayo] Eiffel tower!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50752,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Val","text":"Can I help you?","text_w_direction":"Can I help you?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50753,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Phyllis","text":"Well, we don't want to pry but we heard you broke up with Darryl.","text_w_direction":"Well, we don't want to pry but we heard you broke up with Darryl.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50754,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Val","text":"Yeah, that's true.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, that's true.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50755,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Phyllis","text":"We think you made a big, big mistake.","text_w_direction":"We think you made a big, big mistake.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50756,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Kevin","text":"Big mistake.","text_w_direction":"Big mistake.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50757,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Nellie","text":"Quite enormous.","text_w_direction":"Quite enormous.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50758,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Phyllis","text":"He's a real catch and you should take him back.","text_w_direction":"He's a real catch and you should take him back.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50759,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Val","text":"Ok, thank you. Is that all?","text_w_direction":"Ok, thank you. Is that all?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50760,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Nellie","text":"No. No, that is not all. Let me tell you what real life is like. The men dry up, and the nights get lonely. The only calls on your machine are for collection agencies about that pair of motorcycle boots you never even wore. You stalk your old high school boyfriend online, go to his daughter's soccer games, and make a scene. You buy a diamond ring for yourself, wear it on your right hand, and tell yourself, you're all you need. One day, you're alone, tired. At your feet, a dying bird. But where did it come from? Why did you kill it? Is it because in some strange way it is you?","text_w_direction":"No. No, that is not all. Let me tell you what real life is like. The men dry up, and the nights get lonely. The only calls on your machine are for collection agencies about that pair of motorcycle boots you never even wore. You stalk your old high school boyfriend online, go to his daughter's soccer games, and make a scene. You buy a diamond ring for yourself, wear it on your right hand, and tell yourself, you're all you need. One day, you're alone, tired. At your feet, a dying bird. But where did it come from? Why did you kill it? Is it because in some strange way it is you?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50761,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Val","text":"Thank you all for your concern, but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave, okay?","text_w_direction":"Thank you all for your concern, but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave, okay?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50762,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Kevin","text":"So does this mean you're gonna take Darryl back?","text_w_direction":"So does this mean you're gonna take Darryl back?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50763,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Val","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50764,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Kevin","text":"Well, then, what do you say to you and me hitting the town? 'Cause I'm free, literally forever.","text_w_direction":"Well, then, what do you say to you and me hitting the town? 'Cause I'm free, literally forever.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50765,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Val","text":"Yeah, Kevin asked me out. I was kinda feeling good about reentering the dating pool, but then Kevin asked me out. Thought I might trade up to a new level of man. Then Kevin asked me out.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, Kevin asked me out. I was kinda feeling good about reentering the dating pool, but then Kevin asked me out. Thought I might trade up to a new level of man. Then Kevin asked me out.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50766,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Hello?","text_w_direction":"[phone rings] Hello?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50767,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Helene","text":"Hi, honey, it's mom. Look, Cece's school just called. She still has lice.","text_w_direction":"[on speaker phone] Hi, honey, it's mom. Look, Cece's school just called. She still has lice.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50768,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"What, no. That can't...I don't...","text_w_direction":"What, no. That can't...I don't...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50769,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Helene","text":"Now, don't worry, don't worry. I'm on my way to pick her up, but you might have lice too. You know, lice can be tricky. Sometimes lice, like...","text_w_direction":"Now, don't worry, don't worry. I'm on my way to pick her up, but you might have lice too. You know, lice can be tricky. Sometimes lice, like...[Pam hangs up phone]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50770,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"Oh my God.","text_w_direction":"Oh my God.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50771,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Meredith","text":"Shave her head. Shave her head!","text_w_direction":"Shave her head. Shave her head!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50772,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"You guys, I am so sorry! It's just been so chaotic with Jim gone, that...","text_w_direction":"[everyone yelling at Pam]You guys, I am so sorry! It's just been so chaotic with Jim gone, that...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50773,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Meredith","text":"Yeah yeah, Princess Fancypants let Jane 12-pack over here take the fall.","text_w_direction":"Yeah yeah, Princess Fancypants let Jane 12-pack over here take the fall.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50774,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"She's right Pam.","text_w_direction":"[talking through the loud speaker] She's right Pam.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50775,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Is there a volume knob on that thing?","text_w_direction":"Is there a volume knob on that thing?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50776,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah there's a volume knob on that thing.","text_w_direction":"Yeah there's a volume knob on that thing.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50777,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Meredith, I am so sorry.","text_w_direction":"Meredith, I am so sorry.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50778,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"Well, a lot of good your sorrys are doing her now, Pam. She's a monster.","text_w_direction":"Well, a lot of good your sorrys are doing her now, Pam. She's a monster.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50779,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"I meant to say something earlier. I just...","text_w_direction":"I meant to say something earlier. I just...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50780,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Meredith","text":"Just? Just what? Just forgot?","text_w_direction":"Just? Just what? Just forgot?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50781,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Meredith","text":"Who's the one who didn't bring lice into the office? Meredith. Sure I gave everybody pink eye once, and my ex keyed a few of their cars, and yeah I BMed in the shredder on New Years. But I didn't bring the lice in. That was all Pam.","text_w_direction":"Who's the one who didn't bring lice into the office? Meredith. Sure I gave everybody pink eye once, and my ex keyed a few of their cars, and yeah I BMed in the shredder on New Years. But I didn't bring the lice in. That was all Pam.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50782,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Attention, people of the office. You have exactly 60 secondes to evacutate the bull pen. At that time, I will be tossing this powerful insecticidal grenade, which contains piperonyl butoxide, as well as...","text_w_direction":"Attention, people of the office. You have exactly 60 secondes to evacutate the bull pen. At that time, I will be tossing this powerful insecticidal grenade, which contains piperonyl butoxide, as well as...[Dwight drops the grenade and it goes off inside Andy's office]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50783,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Erin","text":"Dwight, are you okay!?","text_w_direction":"Dwight, are you okay!?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50784,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Whoa. Hypertoxide has a mild hallucigenic effect, but I don't think it's kicked in yet. I'm gonna count down from ten. Nine, yellow, cold, sad, purple.","text_w_direction":"Whoa. Hypertoxide has a mild hallucigenic effect, but I don't think it's kicked in yet. I'm gonna count down from ten. Nine, yellow, cold, sad, purple. [Dwight collapses]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50785,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Erin","text":"Wow. He got to purple.","text_w_direction":"Wow. He got to purple.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50786,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Oscar","text":"Ow!","text_w_direction":"[Angela rinsing Oscar's hair, and she bumps his head] Ow!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50787,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"Sorry.","text_w_direction":"Sorry.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50788,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Oscar","text":"You're waterboarding me!","text_w_direction":"You're waterboarding me!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50789,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"Oops.","text_w_direction":"Oops.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50790,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Kevin","text":"No, this is fine. We are allowed to do this. This is okay.","text_w_direction":"[shoving large amounts of bubble wrap into the baler, as a warehouse worker passes] No, this is fine. We are allowed to do this. This is okay.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50791,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Erin","text":"You're up.","text_w_direction":"You're up.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50792,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pete","text":"Yeah, I'm kinda sad to see this baby go.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I'm kinda sad to see this baby go.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50793,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Erin","text":"You do kinda look like Elvis, but we should probably wash all the dead lice out.","text_w_direction":"You do kinda look like Elvis, but we should probably wash all the dead lice out.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50794,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pete","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50795,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Erin","text":"Okay. Okay. Is that too cold?","text_w_direction":"Okay. Okay. [rinsing Pete's hair out] Is that too cold?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50796,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pete","text":"No, it actually feels kinda nice.","text_w_direction":"No, it actually feels kinda nice.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50797,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Kevin","text":"I wonder what happened over there. I've been sitting here the whole time.","text_w_direction":"I wonder what happened over there. I've been sitting here the whole time. [as the baler crushes the bubble wrap, making loud noises]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50798,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Val","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50799,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Darryl","text":"Huh?","text_w_direction":"Huh?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50800,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Val","text":"Let's give it a shot. Let's make it work.","text_w_direction":"Let's give it a shot. Let's make it work.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50801,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Darryl","text":"Oh, no. I mean, I want to, I just...I don't want to force you into something you don't want to do.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no. I mean, I want to, I just...I don't want to force you into something you don't want to do.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50802,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Val","text":"You're not. I believe in us.","text_w_direction":"You're not. I believe in us.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50803,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Darryl","text":"But...","text_w_direction":"But... [Val kisses Darryl]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50804,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Darryl","text":"I'm back together with Val. Yay...","text_w_direction":"I'm back together with Val. Yay...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50805,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"I had a pretty good day today. Not everything went exactly according to plan, but lice if you are watching, I am ready for you anytime, anywhere.","text_w_direction":"I had a pretty good day today. Not everything went exactly according to plan, but lice if you are watching, I am ready for you anytime, anywhere. [Dwight gets into his car and another insecticidal grenade goes off]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50806,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pete","text":"Hey, did Erin already take off?","text_w_direction":"Hey, did Erin already take off?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50807,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Oscar","text":"I guess so.","text_w_direction":"I guess so.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50808,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pete","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50809,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Julius","text":"You're Kareem, coming to help.","text_w_direction":"You're Kareem, coming to help.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50810,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, I'm Kareem. That makes total sense. I'm Kareem. You're Dr. J. Just sounds weird to say out loud.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I'm Kareem. That makes total sense. I'm Kareem. You're Dr. J. Just sounds weird to say out loud.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50811,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Julius","text":"And it went like this.","text_w_direction":"And it went like this. [Jim's phone starts ringing]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50812,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"And that's all?","text_w_direction":"And that's all?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50813,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Julius","text":"That's it.","text_w_direction":"That's it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50814,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"No one will believe this back home, but that's okay. Let me show you how it's done.","text_w_direction":"No one will believe this back home, but that's okay. Let me show you how it's done.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50815,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Julius","text":"Yeah, you show me how.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you show me how.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50816,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"This is Jim Halpert, leave a message.","text_w_direction":"[Jim's phone goes to voicemail] This is Jim Halpert, leave a message.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50817,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Hey honey, it's me. Just trying to catch you before going home. Um, oh, well just give me a call whenever. Hope your day got better. Love you.","text_w_direction":"Hey honey, it's me. Just trying to catch you before going home. Um, oh, well just give me a call whenever. Hope your day got better. Love you.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50818,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Meredith","text":"Hey, what you doing right now?","text_w_direction":"Hey, what you doing right now?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50819,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"I'm just gonna go home. My mom's been watching the kids all day.","text_w_direction":"I'm just gonna go home. My mom's been watching the kids all day.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50820,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Meredith","text":"Let her stay another hour. Let's go get a beer.","text_w_direction":"Let her stay another hour. Let's go get a beer.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50821,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Really? A beer sounds incredible right now.","text_w_direction":"Really? A beer sounds incredible right now.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50822,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Meredith","text":"No duh. Let's go. You're buying.","text_w_direction":"No duh. Let's go. You're buying.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50823,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Meredith, I am so sorry about today.","text_w_direction":"Meredith, I am so sorry about today.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50824,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Meredith","text":"Forget about it.","text_w_direction":"Forget about it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50825,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"I just did not realize how hard it was gonna be without Jim. I mean, I really respect you for being a single mom all these years. It whipped my ass in half a week. I have to say, there are not a lot of people who could pull off a shaved head, but you are rocking it.","text_w_direction":"I just did not realize how hard it was gonna be without Jim. I mean, I really respect you for being a single mom all these years. It whipped my ass in half a week. I have to say, there are not a lot of people who could pull off a shaved head, but you are rocking it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50826,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Meredith","text":"Right. I got the bartender's phone number when you were in the john. I'm gonna take that freak to bone town before the night is over.","text_w_direction":"Right. I got the bartender's phone number when you were in the john. I'm gonna take that freak to bone town before the night is over.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50827,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Get it, girl!","text_w_direction":"Get it, girl!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50828,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"This one's for all you ladies out there.","text_w_direction":"[Pam and Meredith singing karaoke] This one's for all you ladies out there.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50829,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Meredith","text":"I come...","text_w_direction":"[starts singing] I come...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50830,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Not yet.","text_w_direction":"Not yet.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50831,"season":9,"episode":10,"episode_name":"Lice","director":"Rodman Flender","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Both","text":"I come home in the middle of the night. My mother says when you gonna live your life right? Oh Mother dear, we're not the fortunate ones. And girls, they want to have fun. Oh girls just want to have fun.","text_w_direction":"[singing] I come home in the middle of the night. My mother says when you gonna live your life right? Oh Mother dear, we're not the fortunate ones. And girls, they want to have fun. Oh girls just want to have fun.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1470,"air_date":"2013-01-10"}
{"index":50832,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"New Instant Message","text":"Stone & Son Suit Warehouse contract expired with their paper provider! Go get it! –David Wallace","text_w_direction":"Stone & Son Suit Warehouse contract expired with their paper provider! Go get it! –David Wallace","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50833,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Stone and Son Suit Warehouse recently lost their paper provider. They're a family owned business. Jim and I used to clean up at those. We'd go in pretending to be family – brothers. We did it at a family owned law firm, at a family owned construction company, and a family owned motorcycle store. Jim and Dwight Shrupert. I was the dynamic, likeable winner that was doted upon by Mom. And Jim was the closeted foot fetishist pretending to belong. The client never knew any of that, but I knew.","text_w_direction":"Stone and Son Suit Warehouse recently lost their paper provider. They're a family owned business [chuckles]. Jim and I used to clean up at those. We'd go in pretending to be family – brothers. We did it at a family owned law firm, at a family owned construction company, and a family owned motorcycle store. Jim and Dwight Shrupert. I was the dynamic, likeable winner that was doted upon by Mom. And Jim was the closeted foot fetishist pretending to belong. The client never knew any of that, but I knew.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50834,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"I hope you've been paying your wig storage bills Jimbo, because it's time for another episode of \"Handsome and Stinky, paper brothers for hire\".","text_w_direction":"[on phone with Jim] I hope you've been paying your wig storage bills Jimbo, because it's time for another episode of \"Handsome and Stinky, paper brothers for hire\".","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50835,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"Sorry, Stinky, can't do it. Too busy.","text_w_direction":"Sorry, Stinky, can't do it. Too busy.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50836,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, god, this again? You're Stinky.","text_w_direction":"Oh, god, this again? You're Stinky.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50837,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. There's no possible way I can get there, so just ask Phyllis. She can be your older sister or something.","text_w_direction":"Okay. There's no possible way I can get there, so just ask Phyllis. She can be your older sister or something.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50838,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Phyllis, my sister? More like my dead great great grandmother who died of stupidity.","text_w_direction":"Phyllis, my sister? More like my dead great great grandmother who died of stupidity.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50839,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Phyllis","text":"I have ears, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"I have ears, Dwight.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50840,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, do you really have ears, Phyllis? Like all human beings? We all have ears. See what you leave me with here, Jim?","text_w_direction":"Oh, do you really have ears, Phyllis? Like all human beings? We all have ears. [back to Jim] See what you leave me with here, Jim?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50841,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, I'm in Philadelphia right now.","text_w_direction":"Hey, I'm in Philadelphia right now.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50842,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"How is that my problem? Get in your car and drive down here. You can make it in 30 minutes if you drive 240 miles per hour.","text_w_direction":"How is that my problem? Get in your car and drive down here. You can make it in 30 minutes if you drive 240 miles per hour.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50843,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"Huh. How long would it take me if I drove 300 miles an hour?","text_w_direction":"Huh. How long would it take me if I drove 300 miles an hour?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50844,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Mmm. That's a good... question. 300 times... 180... Um that comes to 25 minutes. Yes. Oh, well, thank you Jim. Yes, I am better than you. Thanks for acknowledging that. Okay, bye bye. Love you.","text_w_direction":"Mmm. That's a good... question. 300 times... [Jim hangs up] 180... Um that comes to 25 minutes. [realizes Jim hung up] Yes. Oh, well, thank you Jim. Yes, I am better than you. Thanks for acknowledging that. Okay, bye bye. Love you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50845,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Nellie","text":"Darryl, looking good!","text_w_direction":"Darryl, looking good!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50846,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"Heading to Philly. Interview with Jim's company.","text_w_direction":"Heading to Philly. Interview with Jim's company.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50847,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, good luck. When you get to Philly, will you tell Jim I miss him?","text_w_direction":"Hey, good luck. When you get to Philly, will you tell Jim I miss him?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50848,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"Why don't you come along and tell him yourself?","text_w_direction":"Why don't you come along and tell him yourself?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50849,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Pam","text":"Ha ha. That'd be great. Kind of like ditching school, except instead of getting suspended, you get... What do you get? Oh my god! Why didn't I think of this? Andy's not here. Oh, hey, Erin, um, I'm expecting a shipment of pens. Can you cover that?","text_w_direction":"Ha ha. That'd be great. Kind of like ditching school, except instead of getting suspended, you get... What do you get? Oh my god! Why didn't I think of this? Andy's not here. Oh, hey, Erin, um, I'm expecting a shipment of pens. Can you cover that?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50850,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Erin","text":"Mhm. Cover that. What does that mean, exactly? What are we talking here? Details.","text_w_direction":"Mhm. Cover that. What does that mean, exactly? What are we talking here? Details.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50851,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Pam","text":"A delivery guy will deliver a box of pens, and you just make sure everything's in order.","text_w_direction":"A delivery guy will deliver a box of pens, and you just make sure everything's in order.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50852,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Erin","text":"What? Everything? What, how do I make sure it's in order? I haven't been trained for this.","text_w_direction":"What? Everything? What, how do I make sure it's in order? I [laughs] haven't been trained for this.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50853,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, see you later.","text_w_direction":"[giggles] Okay, see you later.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50854,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Clark","text":"Hey guys.","text_w_direction":"Hey guys.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50855,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Phyllis","text":"Clark!","text_w_direction":"Clark!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50856,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Meredith","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50857,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Oscar","text":"Hey, look who's back, Dwight Junior.","text_w_direction":"Hey, look who's back, Dwight Junior.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50858,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Kevin","text":"Hey, so how was it? I mean... the s*x with Jan.","text_w_direction":"Hey, so how was it? I mean... the s*x with Jan.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50859,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Clark","text":"A gentleman doesn't discuss such matters. Especially when the feelings of a lady are involved.","text_w_direction":"A gentleman doesn't discuss such matters. Especially when the feelings of a lady are involved.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50860,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Clark","text":"Women reach their sexual peak at whatever age Jan was last week. I mean it was... like making love with a wild animal. But not like a cougar like you might think. It was uh... like a swarm of bees. Bees that just find something wrong with every hotel room.","text_w_direction":"Women reach their sexual peak at whatever age Jan was last week. I mean it was... like making love with a wild animal. But not like a cougar like you might think. It was uh... like a swarm of bees. Bees that just find something wrong with every hotel room.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50861,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Meredith","text":"Nothing wrong with being a gentleman. Like my mom used to say, \"Talk classy, act nasty\".","text_w_direction":"Nothing wrong with being a gentleman. Like my mom used to say, \"Talk classy, act nasty\".","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50862,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Clark","text":"What's with the wig Meredith?","text_w_direction":"What's with the wig Meredith?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50863,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Meredith","text":"What, is it on backwards?","text_w_direction":"What, is it on backwards? [partially removes wig, revealing her bald head]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50864,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Clark","text":"Nope, you got it. You fixed it. Uh, I have a gift from Jan. It's an espresso maker! We came to be quite fond of espresso on the Amalfi Coast so... bon appetite.","text_w_direction":"Nope, you got it. You fixed it. Uh, I have a gift from Jan. It's an espresso maker! We came to be quite fond of espresso on the Amalfi Coast so... bon appetite.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50865,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Phyllis","text":"Ooo! 16 types of espresso! Now that's Italian.","text_w_direction":"Ooo! 16 types of espresso! Now that's Italian.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50866,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Oscar","text":"My friend has one of these. Fool-proof espresso every time.","text_w_direction":"My friend has one of these. Fool-proof espresso every time.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50867,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Meredith","text":"Always with the friends Oscar. Can't we just enjoy the new espresso machine?","text_w_direction":"Always with the friends Oscar. Can't we just enjoy the new espresso machine?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50868,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Oscar","text":"Actually, it's pronounced \"espresso\"... Wait. That's what you said. I apologize, I just assumed you would mispronounce it. So...","text_w_direction":"Actually, it's pronounced \"espresso\"... Wait. That's what you said. I apologize, I just assumed you would mispronounce it. So...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50869,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"There he is! We are all so proud of you for the small part that you played in landing the white pages. Prouder of me, but...","text_w_direction":"There he is! [chuckles] We are all so proud of you for the small part that you played in landing the white pages. Prouder of me, but...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50870,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Clark","text":"If you really want to show appreciation, just give me half the commission.","text_w_direction":"If you really want to show appreciation, just give me half the commission.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50871,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Gosh, you know, I wish I could but, uh... No. Hey, listen, remember how everyone used to call you Dwight Junior and how much you loved that?","text_w_direction":"Gosh, you know, I wish I could but, uh... No. Hey, listen, remember how everyone used to call you Dwight Junior and how much you loved that?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50872,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Clark","text":"I loved it.","text_w_direction":"[sarcastically chuckling] I loved it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50873,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"How would you like to pretend to by my son in order to land a sale?","text_w_direction":"How would you like to pretend to by my son in order to land a sale?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50874,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Clark","text":"If it'll lead to me being a salesman, I'll pretend to be your friend.","text_w_direction":"If it'll lead to me being a salesman, I'll pretend to be your friend.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50875,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Then looks like we have a deal... Son","text_w_direction":"Then looks like we have a deal... Son [holds up a suit identical to his]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50876,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Erin","text":"Hi guys!","text_w_direction":"Hi guys!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50877,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Pete","text":"Hey, look who it is!","text_w_direction":"Hey, look who it is!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50878,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Erin","text":"Sorry. Super-busy. Pens coming in later, just grabbing a Java before all hell breaks loose.","text_w_direction":"Sorry. Super-busy. Pens coming in later, just grabbing a Java before all hell breaks loose.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50879,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Oscar","text":"Try this one.","text_w_direction":"Try this one. [handing Erin a cup of espresso]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50880,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Erin","text":"Thank you!","text_w_direction":"Thank you! [leaves the room]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50881,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Erin","text":"I don't really have time to think about Pete right now. I just have a lot going on with this whole shipment of pens. And I have a lot of people trusting me, and I would feel super guilty if I broke anyone's trust. About the pens.","text_w_direction":"I don't really have time to think about Pete right now. I just have a lot going on with this whole shipment of pens. And I have a lot of people trusting me, and I would feel super guilty if I broke anyone's trust. About the pens.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50882,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Pam","text":"You ready for your interview?","text_w_direction":"You ready for your interview?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50883,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"I was born ready! No, I suck at interviews. I had Andy's job in the bag until my interview.","text_w_direction":"I was born ready! No, I suck at interviews. I had Andy's job in the bag until my interview.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50884,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Pam","text":"Well, you shouldn't be nervous about this. This is a tiny start-up with a bunch of guys just as dorky as Jim.","text_w_direction":"Well, you shouldn't be nervous about this. This is a tiny start-up with a bunch of guys just as dorky as Jim.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50885,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah, I guess...","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I guess...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50886,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Pam","text":"Really, you can't be scared of a room full of Jims. I love the guy, but he's basically Gumby with hair.","text_w_direction":"Really, you can't be scared of a room full of Jims. I love the guy, but he's basically Gumby with hair. [Darryl laughs]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50887,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Suit Store Father","text":"It's kind of funny, a father and son sales team meeting with a father and son suit store.","text_w_direction":"[chuckling] It's kind of funny, a father and son sales team meeting with a father and son suit store.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50888,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"You know, you're right! We hadn't even thought of that, had we boy?","text_w_direction":"You know, you're right! We hadn't even thought of that, had we boy? [to Clark]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50889,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Clark","text":"No, we sure hadn't Pop.","text_w_direction":"No, we sure hadn't Pop. [both chuckling]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50890,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh! You're a hunter I see. Spend your early mornings out in the blinds, like Clarky and me. Huh?","text_w_direction":"[Takes picture from desk] Oh! You're a hunter I see. Spend your early mornings out in the blinds, like Clarky and me. Huh? [grabs Clark's shoulder]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50891,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Clark","text":"He calls me Clarky ‘cause he's my Dad.","text_w_direction":"He calls me Clarky ‘cause he's my Dad.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50892,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Guilty!","text_w_direction":"Guilty!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50893,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Suit Store Father","text":"You don't meet many hunters these days.","text_w_direction":"You don't meet many hunters these days.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50894,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Clark","text":"My dad is the best hunter there is. I mean, he's like a serial killer... of animals. One time, he snuck up behind a sleeping deer and just sawed its head right of. It was sick!","text_w_direction":"My dad is the best hunter there is. I mean, he's like a serial killer... of animals. One time, he snuck up behind a sleeping deer and just sawed its head right of. It was sick! [Dwight imitates sawing and blood spurting out of his neck, then makes a dying noise]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50895,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"It was his birthday, just turned three. So...","text_w_direction":"It was his birthday, just turned three. So...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50896,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Suit Store Father","text":"Ahh...","text_w_direction":"Ahh...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50897,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Oscar","text":"You guys, I kind of think I want to try them all. Is that crazy?","text_w_direction":"You guys, I kind of think I want to try them all. Is that crazy?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50898,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Nellie","text":"No. Look, without a taste test, how are we supposed to know which flavors we like to reorder?","text_w_direction":"No. Look, without a taste test, how are we supposed to know which flavors we like to reorder?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50899,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Kevin","text":"Taste test? I'm in!","text_w_direction":"Taste test? I'm in!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50900,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Oscar","text":"YOLO!","text_w_direction":"YOLO! [singing and dancing]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50901,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Phyllis","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What? [everyone is confused]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50902,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Oscar","text":"It's a thing. It means \"you only live once\".","text_w_direction":"It's a thing. It means \"you only live once\".","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50903,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah, we're aware of what it means Oscar, you just do not look cool saying it.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, we're aware of what it means Oscar, you just do not look cool saying it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50904,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Oscar","text":"Well...","text_w_direction":"Well...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50905,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Kevin","text":"Alright everybody, who's in? Angela? Don't make us come over there.","text_w_direction":"Alright everybody, who's in? [everyone except Angela puts their hand in the middle of the group, like a huddle] Angela? [Angela shakes her head] Don't make us come over there.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50906,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Angela","text":"No, I don't... no.","text_w_direction":"No, I don't... no.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50907,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Kevin","text":"Alright, let's go.","text_w_direction":"Alright, let's go. [starts shuffling the whole group towards Angela]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50908,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Angela","text":"Can't I just agree without putting my hand in?","text_w_direction":"Can't I just agree without putting my hand in?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50909,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Nellie","text":"Absolutely not!","text_w_direction":"Absolutely not!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50910,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Kevin","text":"No way.","text_w_direction":"No way.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50911,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Angela","text":"Oh, fine.","text_w_direction":"Oh, fine. [puts a napkin on top of everyone else's hands and reluctantly puts her own hand on the napkin]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50912,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Kevin","text":"Ok guys, \"we all drink them all\".","text_w_direction":"Ok guys, \"we all drink them all\".","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50913,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Everyone","text":"We all drink them all!","text_w_direction":"[Meredith, Phyllis, Nellie, Angela, Creed, Oscar, Stanley] We all drink them all!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50914,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Kevin","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50915,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Oscar","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50916,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Nellie","text":"Whoo!","text_w_direction":"Whoo!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50917,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Phyllis","text":"Hey, where's my ring?","text_w_direction":"Hey, where's my ring?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50918,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Creed","text":"I'm sure it'll turn up.","text_w_direction":"I'm sure it'll turn up.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50919,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Athlead Employee","text":"Yes ma'am, you want to go east on Franklin, take that all the way to Commonweath. You'll see us on the right side, you can't miss us.","text_w_direction":"[in the background] Yes ma'am, you want to go east on Franklin, take that all the way to Commonweath. You'll see us on the right side, you can't miss us.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50920,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dennis","text":"...And I want to reach every demographic possible.","text_w_direction":"...And I want to reach every demographic possible.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50921,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"No, I hear what you're saying, and we will. The thing is, we gotta lock down this key demographic first. The rest will come, I promise. Just give me a couple weeks, alright?","text_w_direction":"No, I hear what you're saying, and we will. The thing is, we gotta lock down this key demographic first. The rest will come, I promise. Just give me a couple weeks, alright?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50922,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dennis","text":"We're talking weeks here, not months, right?","text_w_direction":"We're talking weeks here, not months, right?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50923,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"Weeks. Always weeks. Man, the last time I talked months was like, a million weeks ago.","text_w_direction":"Weeks. Always weeks. Man, the last time I talked months was like, a million weeks ago.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50924,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dennis","text":"Alright. Good.","text_w_direction":"Alright. Good.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50925,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"Thanks Dennis, I appreciate it. Hey! How are you?","text_w_direction":"Thanks Dennis, I appreciate it. [To Pam] Hey! How are you?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50926,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Pam","text":"Good!","text_w_direction":"Good!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50927,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"What are you doing here?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing here?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50928,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Pam","text":"I just wanted to see you!","text_w_direction":"I just wanted to see you!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50929,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"That's so great!","text_w_direction":"That's so great!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50930,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"Damn! Jim, you got a real Facebook energy going on here man. You Zuckerberged this place out!","text_w_direction":"Damn! Jim, you got a real Facebook energy going on here man. You Zuckerberged this place out!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50931,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"It's pretty great, right? I mean, we're coming along... Hey, Wade, we gotta just push up Dennis's timeline","text_w_direction":"It's pretty great, right? I mean, we're coming along... [to coworker] Hey, Wade, we gotta just push up Dennis's timeline","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50932,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Wade","text":"Okay","text_w_direction":"Okay","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50933,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"Actually, you know what? Give me one second, okay? Make yourselves at home.","text_w_direction":"[back to Pam] Actually, you know what? Give me one second, okay? Make yourselves at home.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50934,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"...But I think that all of your concerns will be answered when you see the brochure that Clark's getting out of my car. He's a good boy, does whatever I say.","text_w_direction":"...But I think that all of your concerns will be answered when you see the brochure that Clark's getting out of my car. He's a good boy, does whatever I say.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50935,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Suit Store Father","text":"I can't relate to that, my son hates my guts.","text_w_direction":"[sighs] I can't relate to that, my son hates my guts.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50936,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh... really.","text_w_direction":"Oh... really.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50937,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Suit Store Father","text":"Bring him into the business, and he resents me. How do you like that?","text_w_direction":"Bring him into the business, and he resents me. How do you like that?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50938,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, things between me and Clark are good, but not great. In fact, I will say that they're not even good. Really, they're bad. Like you and your son.","text_w_direction":"[fumbling] Well, things between me and Clark are good, but not great. In fact, I will say that they're not even good. Really, they're bad. Like you and your son.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50939,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Clark","text":"Here you go, Pop! I know it was just a couple minutes, but... God I missed you!","text_w_direction":"[enters] Here you go, Pop! I know it was just a couple minutes, but... God I missed you!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50940,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"What took you so long? Were you loitering out there like a hooligan, smoking a doobie?","text_w_direction":"What took you so long? Were you loitering out there like a hooligan, smoking a doobie?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50941,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Clark","text":"I sure was. Just like he taught me, looking cool.","text_w_direction":"[confused] I sure was. Just like he taught me, looking cool.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50942,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"You're being disrespectful!","text_w_direction":"You're being disrespectful!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50943,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Clark","text":"...And I love you, for saying that.","text_w_direction":"...And I love you, for saying that.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50944,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"We don't get along.","text_w_direction":"[whispers to Clark] We don't get along.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50945,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Clark","text":"Ha ha! I just burned him. Because the truth is... our relationship is... terr-","text_w_direction":"[catches on] Ha ha! I just burned him. Because the truth is... our relationship is... terr-","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50946,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Terrible!","text_w_direction":"Terrible!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50947,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Clark","text":"Terrible.","text_w_direction":"Terrible.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50948,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes! Genius. Stupid, stupid genius!","text_w_direction":"Yes! Genius. Stupid, stupid genius!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50949,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Pam","text":"Wow, this place is... so great. I had no idea – on the phone, you made it sound kind of dinky.","text_w_direction":"Wow, this place is... so great. I had no idea – on the phone, you made it sound kind of dinky.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50950,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"Well, I mean, I don't even have the paycheck yet. It is a startup, so... These things go down all the time.","text_w_direction":"Well, I mean, I don't even have the paycheck yet. It is a startup, so... These things go down all the time.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50951,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"If this company's going down, I wanna go down on it. With it. I wanna go down with it.","text_w_direction":"If this company's going down, I wanna go down on it. With it. I wanna go down with it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50952,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"Are you cool to just hang out?","text_w_direction":"[to Pam] Are you cool to just hang out?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50953,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Pam","text":"Sure, no problem.","text_w_direction":"Sure, no problem.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50954,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah? You ready?","text_w_direction":"Yeah? [to Darryl] You ready?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50955,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50956,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"Let's do it!","text_w_direction":"Let's do it!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50957,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Erin","text":"The pen delivery went amazing, and now I've got all these pens just waiting to be unpacked. But Pam did not tell me to unpack the pens, and I'm not one of those people who's just like, \"Uh, sure. I'll accept the pens when they come in, and then as soon as your back's turned, I unpack the pens and get all this credit as some great pen unpacker. On the other hand... they are just sitting here. Pam didn't tell me not to unpack them. Don't want to be a busybody, but I don't want to be a lazybones. Busybody, lazybones. Busybody, lazybones. Ahh! My brain is ping-ponging around in my head right now, it's insane! I'm sorry, what was your question again? Oh yeah, no. I've never had an espresso before. They're good though.","text_w_direction":"The pen delivery went amazing, and now I've got all these pens just waiting to be unpacked. But Pam did not tell me to unpack the pens, and I'm not one of those people who's just like, \"Uh, sure. I'll accept the pens when they come in, and then as soon as your back's turned, I unpack the pens and get all this credit as some great pen unpacker. On the other hand... they are just sitting here. Pam didn't tell me not to unpack them. Don't want to be a busybody, but I don't want to be a lazybones. Busybody, lazybones. Busybody, lazybones. Ahh! My brain is ping-ponging around in my head right now, it's insane! I'm sorry, what was your question again? Oh yeah, no. I've never had an espresso before. They're good though.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50958,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Nellie","text":"A-bam! My favorite is Viennese Amaretto. And the worst flavor I've tried so far is Alpine Select!","text_w_direction":"A-bam! [slams espresso cup on table] My favorite is Viennese Amaretto. And the worst flavor I've tried so far is Alpine Select!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50959,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Kevin","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes! [giggles and picks up Angela]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50960,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Angela","text":"Ugh!","text_w_direction":"Ugh!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50961,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Kevin","text":"One!","text_w_direction":"One! [as he picks Angela up in the air]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50962,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Angela","text":"Kevin! Kevin! Kevin!","text_w_direction":"Kevin! Kevin! Kevin!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50963,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Kevin","text":"Two...","text_w_direction":"Two... [picks Angela up again]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50964,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Angela","text":"Stop it!","text_w_direction":"Stop it!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50965,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Kevin","text":"Three...","text_w_direction":"Three...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50966,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Oscar","text":"That's enough Kevin.","text_w_direction":"That's enough Kevin.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50967,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Angela","text":"Stop it Kevin!","text_w_direction":"Stop it Kevin!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50968,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Kevin","text":"Four!","text_w_direction":"Four!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50969,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Oscar","text":"That's enough!","text_w_direction":"That's enough!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50970,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Angela","text":"Kevin!","text_w_direction":"Kevin!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50971,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Clark","text":"So for your menswear catalogue, I think we can offer you some very competitive pricing.","text_w_direction":"So for your menswear catalogue, I think we can offer you some very competitive pricing.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50972,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Suit Store Father","text":"I heard that before...","text_w_direction":"I heard that before...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50973,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Clark","text":"Well, I understand, but –","text_w_direction":"Well, I understand, but –","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50974,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"I bet you have. He knows nothing about what people have heard before, my son.","text_w_direction":"I bet you have. He knows nothing about what people have heard before, my son.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50975,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Clark","text":"Here we go again, another lecture from the old man.","text_w_direction":"Here we go again, another lecture from the old man.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50976,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Suit Store Father","text":"Listen to him. He created you.","text_w_direction":"Listen to him. He created you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50977,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Maybe if you listened a little bit, you'd improve. No wonder women despise you.","text_w_direction":"Maybe if you listened a little bit, you'd improve. No wonder women despise you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50978,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Clark","text":"Women don't despise me...","text_w_direction":"Women don't despise me...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50979,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"His last girlfriend was a transvestite. I knew it right away. Adam's apple like the prow of a ship, thumbs like a lowland gorilla. Ha, but this one couldn't see it, or didn't wanna see it.","text_w_direction":"His last girlfriend was a transvestite. I knew it right away. Adam's apple like the prow of a ship, thumbs like a lowland gorilla. Ha, but this one couldn't see it, or didn't wanna see it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50980,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Clark","text":"Alright, that's enough, ‘cause I can say some things about him too.","text_w_direction":"Alright, that's enough, ‘cause I can say some things about him too.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50981,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah? Like what?","text_w_direction":"Yeah? Like what?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50982,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Clark","text":"Like the time that you got drunk and, and then... Killed those kids on their way to prom!","text_w_direction":"Like the time that you got drunk and, and then... Killed those kids on their way to prom!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50983,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"That never happened. He's always been a liar. Ever since he was a little kid. He got caught \"saving treats\" from the kitty litter box.","text_w_direction":"That never happened. He's always been a liar. Ever since he was a little kid. He got caught \"saving treats\" from the kitty litter box.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50984,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Suit Store Father","text":"Really shameful...","text_w_direction":"Really shameful...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50985,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Clark","text":"So we can offer you matte or glossy printing-","text_w_direction":"So we can offer you matte or glossy printing-","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50986,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Glistening brown morsels tumbling from every pouch in his trousers.","text_w_direction":"Glistening brown morsels tumbling from every pouch in his trousers.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50987,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Clark","text":"There's obviously a volume discount uh, if you-","text_w_direction":"There's obviously a volume discount uh, if you-","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50988,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Following the cat around on his knees with his hands cupped beneath its tail, going \"please kitty, may I have some more?\" You can't make this stuff up!","text_w_direction":"Following the cat around on his knees with his hands cupped beneath its tail, going \"please kitty, may I have some more?\" You can't make this stuff up!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50989,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Clark","text":"No, I think someone could make it up. Someone with very few friends.","text_w_direction":"No, I think someone could make it up. Someone with very few friends.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50990,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Suit Store Son","text":"Hey fellas, sorry to keep you waiting.","text_w_direction":"Hey fellas, sorry to keep you waiting.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50991,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Suit Store Father","text":"Here he is, my son.","text_w_direction":"Here he is, my son.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50992,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Got cat turd collector written all over him.","text_w_direction":"[scoffs] Got cat turd collector written all over him.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50993,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Suit Store Son","text":"...Did you say cat turd collector?","text_w_direction":"...Did you say cat turd collector?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50994,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Athlead Employee","text":"...So definitely looking to expand our market, but for now we're just concentrating on athletes that are popular here in the northeast. Of course, that's not a mandate.","text_w_direction":"...So definitely looking to expand our market, but for now we're just concentrating on athletes that are popular here in the northeast. Of course, that's not a mandate.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50995,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"\"Mandate\"- Always think of two men on a date. I have gay friends... I have one gay friend. Oscar?","text_w_direction":"\"Mandate\"- Always think of two men on a date. [awkward moment] I have gay friends... I have one gay friend. [to Jim] Oscar?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50996,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"Mm-hm","text_w_direction":"Mm-hm","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50997,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Athlead Employee","text":"Alright, so what makes you think you'd be a good fit here?","text_w_direction":"Alright, so what makes you think you'd be a good fit here?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50998,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"Ummm... Alright. Obviously y'all look really busy, and uh, I don't want to waste your time anymore. Sorry, I just uhh... Obviously I'm not qualified to be here man, I'm... I'm a warehouse manager, you know...","text_w_direction":"[freezes] Ummm... [a moment later] Alright. Obviously y'all look really busy, and uh, I don't want to waste your time anymore. Sorry, I just uhh... Obviously I'm not qualified to be here man, I'm... I'm a warehouse manager, you know...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":50999,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Athlead Employee","text":"Darryl, I was a newspaper editor.","text_w_direction":"Darryl, I was a newspaper editor.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51000,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Female Athlead Employee","text":"Science teacher, volleyball coach.","text_w_direction":"Science teacher, volleyball coach.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51001,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"3rd Athlead Employee","text":"I work at a home shopping network.","text_w_direction":"I work at a home shopping network.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51002,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"4th Athlead Employee","text":"I'm a laywer. I'm the only one here who can honestly help.","text_w_direction":"I'm a laywer. I'm the only one here who can honestly help. [group chuckles]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51003,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"And as you know, I was a paper salesman. Hey, I find it helps if you just picture everybody naked.","text_w_direction":"And as you know, I was a paper salesman. [whispers to Darryl] Hey, I find it helps if you just picture everybody naked. [group overhears and chuckles]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51004,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"Cool. Hey, thanks...","text_w_direction":"Cool. Hey, thanks...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51005,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Athlead Employee","text":"So how about we start over, hmm? Darryl, do you have any thoughts on the company?","text_w_direction":"So how about we start over, hmm? Darryl, do you have any thoughts on the company?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51006,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"Yes, as a matter of fact, I uh... I wrote some down. There you go. Wow, this guy came prepared, it impresses me!","text_w_direction":"Yes, as a matter of fact, I uh... [pulls booklets from his bag] I wrote some down. There you go. [passes out booklets] Wow, this guy came prepared, it impresses me! [group laughs]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51007,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Stanley","text":"Ah! So, this is what 2","text_w_direction":"Ah! So, this is what 2","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51008,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Stanley","text":"I usually take a siesta about now.","text_w_direction":"I usually take a siesta about now.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51009,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Pete","text":"Stocking pens, huh? You're like the new office administrator.","text_w_direction":"[to Erin] Stocking pens, huh? You're like the new office administrator.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51010,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Erin","text":"No, I just took over the pen shipment because Pam had to leave. When I say it out loud, I know that sounds insane, but it's the truth, I swear.","text_w_direction":"No, I just took over the pen shipment because Pam had to leave. When I say it out loud, I know that sounds insane, but it's the truth, I swear.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51011,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Kevin","text":"Pam! Pam, look out! Erin's gunning for your job!","text_w_direction":"Pam! Pam, look out! Erin's gunning for your job!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51012,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Erin","text":"No, I'm not! It's not like that at all! Forget it, I'm so sorry.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm not! [Kevin imitates gunfire] It's not like that at all! Forget it, I'm so sorry.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51013,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Kevin","text":"Pam, look out!","text_w_direction":"Pam, look out!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51014,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Erin","text":"Pens, you did not buy into this. I am sorry, what a day you've had.","text_w_direction":"Pens, you did not buy into this. I am sorry, what a day you've had.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51015,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Athlead Employee","text":"By the way, Jim talks about you all the time.","text_w_direction":"By the way, Jim talks about you all the time.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51016,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Pam","text":"That's sweet that he talks about me.","text_w_direction":"That's sweet that he talks about me.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51017,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Athlead Employee","text":"It's too bad he still hast to work part time in Scranton though...","text_w_direction":"It's too bad he still hast to work part time in Scranton though...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51018,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Pam","text":"Well, that's funny because I think of him as working part time in Philadelphia.","text_w_direction":"Well, that's funny because I think of him as working part time in Philadelphia.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51019,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Athlead Employee","text":"We can't wait until you move here.","text_w_direction":"We can't wait until you move here.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51020,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Suit Store Son","text":"I'm sorry, you guys are here to sell us paper?","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, you guys are here to sell us paper?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51021,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Do you mind? The men are talking.","text_w_direction":"Do you mind? The men are talking.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51022,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Suit Store Father","text":"Sons used to idolize their fathers.","text_w_direction":"Sons used to idolize their fathers.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51023,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Us old timers need to stick together. And how better than by signing a contract?","text_w_direction":"Us old timers need to stick together. And how better than by signing a contract?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51024,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Suit Store Father","text":"I'd love to! Sam Junior here, he runs the business now. Kind of pushed me out, truth be told. I'm just here for human contract.","text_w_direction":"I'd love to! Sam Junior here, he runs the business now. Kind of pushed me out, truth be told. I'm just here for human contract.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51025,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Suit Store Son","text":"Okay Pop...","text_w_direction":"Okay Pop...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51026,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait, so you're the boss?","text_w_direction":"Wait, so you're the boss?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51027,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Suit Store Son","text":"That's right.","text_w_direction":"That's right.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51028,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Clark","text":"Hi, I'm Clark.","text_w_direction":"Hi, I'm Clark.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51029,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Suit Store Son","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51030,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Clark","text":"Let's talk.","text_w_direction":"Let's talk.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51031,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Suit Store Son","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51032,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Clark","text":"So if you look at our catalog here...","text_w_direction":"So if you look at our catalog here...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51033,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Athlead Employee","text":"Well, thanks for coming down Darryl.","text_w_direction":"Well, thanks for coming down Darryl.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51034,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Female Athlead Employee","text":"It was nice meeting you Darryl, I think you'd fit in great here.","text_w_direction":"It was nice meeting you Darryl, I think you'd fit in great here.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51035,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah, yeah me too. I think it'd be like... You know what? I think it'd be like a Kevin Durant jump shot... Perfecto! Oh my god...","text_w_direction":"Yeah, yeah me too. I think it'd be like... You know what? [grabs basketball] I think it'd be like a Kevin Durant jump shot... Perfecto! [shoots basketball at hoop on wall, basketball misses and lands in fish tank, killing the fish] Oh my god...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51036,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Pam","text":"They're the ones who put a fish tank next to a basketball hoop. It's like if I put a glass of milk on the edge of the table and Cece knocks it over, I don't blame Cece.","text_w_direction":"They're the ones who put a fish tank next to a basketball hoop. It's like if I put a glass of milk on the edge of the table and Cece knocks it over, I don't blame Cece.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51037,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"So I'm like a three year old girl in this scenario...","text_w_direction":"So I'm like a three year old girl in this scenario...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51038,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Pam","text":"Say they don't hire you. It's not like you're out on the street. You have a great job with people who love you.","text_w_direction":"Say they don't hire you. It's not like you're out on the street. You have a great job with people who love you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51039,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"And I'd only get to see Jada on the weekends. You know, I'm... I'm not so sure I'd like living in Philadelphia.","text_w_direction":"And I'd only get to see Jada on the weekends. You know, I'm... I'm not so sure I'd like living in Philadelphia.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51040,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Pam","text":"Right? Thank you! It's just Philly. Everyone's acting like it's New York or Paris or London.","text_w_direction":"Right? Thank you! It's just Philly. Everyone's acting like it's New York or Paris or London.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51041,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"Who needs it?","text_w_direction":"Who needs it?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51042,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Pam","text":"Not us.","text_w_direction":"Not us.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51043,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, so the consensus was that that was unique. They're going to make you pay for the fish, and... they wanted to know when you can start.","text_w_direction":"[enters] Okay, so the consensus was that that was unique. They're going to make you pay for the fish, and... they wanted to know when you can start.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51044,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"What? How about yesterday?","text_w_direction":"What? [Jim shrugs] How about yesterday?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51045,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Pam","text":"Congratulations.","text_w_direction":"Congratulations.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51046,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"Oh, thank you.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thank you.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51047,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Pam","text":"I guess you gotta move to Philly after all.","text_w_direction":"I guess you gotta move to Philly after all.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51048,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"Yes, I love Philly! Two-One-Five or die!","text_w_direction":"Yes, I love Philly! Two-One-Five or die!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51049,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Pam","text":"No, I'm not upset. I'm really excited for Darryl... Maybe I'm a little disappointed that we'll be losing him.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm not upset. I'm really excited for Darryl... Maybe I'm a little disappointed that we'll be losing him.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51050,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Kevin","text":"It feels really hot in here. Is it hot in here? It feels really really hot in here.","text_w_direction":"It feels really hot in here. Is it hot in here? It feels really really hot in here.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51051,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Oscar","text":"It's insane! They need to have the A.C. on year round! January too!","text_w_direction":"It's insane! They need to have the A.C. on year round! January too!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51052,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Angela","text":"I don't get the point of this stupid window!","text_w_direction":"[banging on window] I don't get the point of this stupid window!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51053,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Clark","text":"I mean, look, you and I both know that in paper or fashion, styles change. Check out my dad's suit. You are looking at pure acrylic. That's why his face always breaks out.","text_w_direction":"I mean, look, you and I both know that in paper or fashion, styles change. Check out my dad's suit. You are looking at pure acrylic. That's why his face always breaks out.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51054,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Suit Store Son","text":"Does that suit come with a fire extinguisher?","text_w_direction":"Does that suit come with a fire extinguisher? [Clark chuckles]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51055,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Clark","text":"You know what Dad? Maybe you should buy me a suit. I mean, I'm going to need one right? If I'm ever going to get a \"real job\" and move my \"lazy ass\" out of your \"G.D. house\".","text_w_direction":"You know what Dad? Maybe you should buy me a suit. I mean, I'm going to need one right? If I'm ever going to get a \"real job\" and move my \"lazy ass\" out of your \"G.D. house\".","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51056,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Suit Store Son","text":"He's got you there...","text_w_direction":"He's got you there...","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51057,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Suit Store Son","text":"That's Italian silk. Very comfortable. Very tasteful... Although expensive.","text_w_direction":"[to Clark in dressing room] That's Italian silk. Very comfortable. Very tasteful... Although expensive.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51058,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, you don't want Italian. You'll look like a mafia don. Next thing you know, you'll be doing life in Rikers Island.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you don't want Italian. You'll look like a mafia don. Next thing you know, you'll be doing life in Rikers Island.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51059,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Clark","text":"Well, that's better than looking like the undertaker from boring island.","text_w_direction":"Well, that's better than looking like the undertaker from boring island.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51060,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"That place doesn't exist. It's not a documented island. Ha ha, cartograph much?","text_w_direction":"That place doesn't exist. It's not a documented island. Ha ha, cartograph much?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51061,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Clark","text":"How do I look?","text_w_direction":"[emerges from dressing room wearing a sharp black suit] How do I look?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51062,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Actually... You look great. They steered you right. I guess it does make sense buying from a father son team. You know what? I'll take one too.","text_w_direction":"Actually... You look great. They steered you right. I guess it does make sense buying from a father son team. You know what? I'll take one too.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51063,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Oscar","text":"Everyone! Now that we have all this energy, why don't we move the copier into the annex like we've always wanted to?","text_w_direction":"Everyone! Now that we have all this energy, why don't we move the copier into the annex like we've always wanted to?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51064,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Nellie","text":"Whoo!","text_w_direction":"Whoo!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51065,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Meredith","text":"Frickin' A!","text_w_direction":"Frickin' A!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51066,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Oscar","text":"Huh?","text_w_direction":"Huh?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51067,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Kevin","text":"So long, noise!","text_w_direction":"So long, noise!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51068,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Oscar","text":"One, two, three!","text_w_direction":"One, two, three! [all gather around copier and push, tearing carpet beneath]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51069,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Nellie","text":"And we have torn up the carpet! Oh, we're going to be in so much trouble!","text_w_direction":"And we have torn up the carpet! Oh, we're going to be in so much trouble!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51070,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Oscar","text":"Wait! It's beautiful. Hardwood! I always knew it was down here, I just never dreamed that I would actually see it.","text_w_direction":"Wait! [looking at the hardwood floor beneath the carpet] It's beautiful. Hardwood! I always knew it was down here, I just never dreamed that I would actually see it.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51071,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Meredith","text":"Tear up the carpet!","text_w_direction":"Tear up the carpet!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51072,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Nellie","text":"Whoo!","text_w_direction":"Whoo!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51073,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Darryl","text":"Kill their fish, and they still hire me. That's how you do that, baby. It's all good, I'm ready. Y'all ready for this?","text_w_direction":"Kill their fish, and they still hire me. That's how you do that, baby. It's all good, I'm ready. Y'all ready for this? [sings intro to \"Everybody dance now\", points to Pam to sing first line]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51074,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Pam","text":"Everybody dance now...","text_w_direction":"[reluctantly] Everybody dance now... [Darryl continues singing]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51075,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Oscar","text":"Kevin, move. I can't pull up the rug if you're standing on it with your rhinoceros feet.","text_w_direction":"Kevin, move. I can't pull up the rug if you're standing on it with your rhinoceros feet.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51076,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Kevin","text":"Well I can't stand here if you pull the carpet out from under me.","text_w_direction":"Well I can't stand here if you pull the carpet out from under me.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51077,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Angela","text":"Oh, my head is killing me. Does anyone have a baby asprin?","text_w_direction":"Oh, my head is killing me. Does anyone have a baby asprin?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51078,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, enough with the whining already! Why don't you just have some more coffee?","text_w_direction":"Oh, enough with the whining already! Why don't you just have some more coffee?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51079,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Stanley","text":"It's all gone. I didn't get a chance to try them all because Creed poured my Bogota Sunrise in the plant.","text_w_direction":"It's all gone. I didn't get a chance to try them all because Creed poured my Bogota Sunrise in the plant.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51080,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Creed","text":"I saw the leaves twitch!","text_w_direction":"I saw the leaves twitch!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51081,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Angela","text":"Shut up!","text_w_direction":"Shut up!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51082,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Creed","text":"You shut up!","text_w_direction":"You shut up!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51083,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Oscar","text":"Everybody shut up and work!","text_w_direction":"Everybody shut up and work!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51084,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Phyllis","text":"We don't work for you!","text_w_direction":"We don't work for you!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51085,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51086,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Angela","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51087,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Stanley","text":"Hey, it's five o'clock.","text_w_direction":"Hey, it's five o'clock. [everyone leaves and a traffic backup occurs in the parking lot]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51088,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Oscar","text":"Kevin, can-","text_w_direction":"[with horns honking] Kevin, can-","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51089,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Angela","text":"What's going on?","text_w_direction":"What's going on?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51090,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes! We did it!","text_w_direction":"Yes! We did it! [leaving the suit store]","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51091,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Clark","text":"You opened the door-","text_w_direction":"You opened the door-","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51092,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"And you closed it. The boys are back in town. High fives! Ha ha!","text_w_direction":"And you closed it. The boys are back in town. [high fives Clark] High fives! Ha ha!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51093,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Clark","text":"Hey, so all that really specific cat turd business, that was about you, right?","text_w_direction":"Hey, so all that really specific cat turd business, that was about you, right?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51094,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"You got me! I used to collect them!","text_w_direction":"You got me! [tickles Clark and chuckles] I used to collect them!","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51095,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Clark","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51096,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Dwight","text":"Each one is very different, like a snowflake.","text_w_direction":"Each one is very different, like a snowflake.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51097,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Pam","text":"Hey... What happened here?","text_w_direction":"[shocked after seeing the torn up carpet] Hey... What happened here?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51098,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Erin","text":"You left me in charge of the pens, Pam. That's what happened. The pens happened.","text_w_direction":"You left me in charge of the pens, Pam. That's what happened. The pens happened.","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51099,"season":9,"episode":11,"episode_name":"Suit Warehouse","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Greaney","character":"Pam","text":"...Are the pens here?","text_w_direction":"...Are the pens here?","imdb_rating":7.9,"total_votes":1441,"air_date":"2013-01-17"}
{"index":51100,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"Gotta clear out these file cabinets people, a lot of these are dead accounts. \"Scranton Mimeograph Corp?\" I don't think we're doing business with them any time soon. That's odd.  A letter from Robert Dunder. \"A valuable artifact has come into my possession. I have hidden it until such time as a person of strong intellect may safely recover it. This golden chalice is of immeasurable historical and religious significance.\" The Holy Grail.","text_w_direction":"Gotta clear out these file cabinets people, a lot of these are dead accounts. \"Scranton Mimeograph Corp?\" I don't think we're doing business with them any time soon. That's odd.  A letter from Robert Dunder. \"A valuable artifact has come into my possession. I have hidden it until such time as a person of strong intellect may safely recover it. This golden chalice is of immeasurable historical and religious significance.\" The Holy Grail.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51101,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"","text_w_direction":"[on phone]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51102,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"I think I'm a little too busy these days to s--- Oh ,my God. I did send Dwight on a quest for the Holy Grail.","text_w_direction":"I think I'm a little too busy these days to s--- [whispering] Oh ,my God. I did send Dwight on a quest for the Holy Grail.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51103,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"The Dunder Code! I completely forgot about that prank. That had to be like six or seven years ago. Stayed late every night for a month. Had a lot more free time back then.","text_w_direction":"The Dunder Code! I completely forgot about that prank. That had to be like six or seven years ago. Stayed late every night for a month. Had a lot more free time back then.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51104,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Kevin","text":"I don't get it.","text_w_direction":"I don't get it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51105,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"Aha! A lightbulb.","text_w_direction":"Aha! A lightbulb.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51106,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Kevin","text":"A lightbul--","text_w_direction":"A lightbul--","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51107,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"A lightbulb. Okay. Okay. Invisible ink.","text_w_direction":"A lightbulb. Okay. Okay. [holding note over lamp] Invisible ink.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51108,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Kevin","text":"Whoa.","text_w_direction":"Whoa.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51109,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"\"Higher than numbers go.\" The ceiling above accounting!","text_w_direction":"\"Higher than numbers go.\" The ceiling above accounting!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51110,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Angela","text":"Dwight! Down, Dwight! Dwight!","text_w_direction":"Dwight! Down, Dwight! Dwight!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51111,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"","text_w_direction":"[on phone]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51112,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"...and finds the... fake grail? No grail?","text_w_direction":"...and finds the... fake grail? No grail?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51113,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"You don't remember?","text_w_direction":"You don't remember?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51114,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"I don't.","text_w_direction":"I don't.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51115,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"An \"X.\"","text_w_direction":"An \"X.\"","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51116,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Oscar","text":"Annex. It must open something in the annex.","text_w_direction":"Annex. It must open something in the annex.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51117,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51118,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Kevin","text":"Whoa.","text_w_direction":"Whoa.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51119,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"\"Sedes introiti.\" Seat of entrance.","text_w_direction":"\"Sedes introiti.\" Seat of entrance.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51120,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[shouts while cutting up seat cushion - gasps upon finding playing cards]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51121,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pete","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51122,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Oscar","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51123,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Kevin","text":"That's a flush.","text_w_direction":"That's a flush.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51124,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"All","text":"","text_w_direction":"[murmuring as Dwight holds up toy forklift]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51125,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"All","text":"The warehouse.","text_w_direction":"The warehouse.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51126,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"There's nothing down here.","text_w_direction":"[on phone to Jim] There's nothing down here.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51127,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, I expected more from young Halpert.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I expected more from young Halpert.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51128,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"Let's just forget it. Forget it.","text_w_direction":"Let's just forget it. Forget it. [warehouse worker dips donut into golden chalice]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51129,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"So, how are we getting on with our grand social media initiative?","text_w_direction":"So, how are we getting on with our grand social media initiative?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51130,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Erin","text":"Well, we created a fake profile for a really cool guy named Derek McBlack.","text_w_direction":"Well, we created a fake profile for a really cool guy named Derek McBlack.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51131,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51132,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Erin","text":"It's just Pete in sunglasses.","text_w_direction":"It's just Pete in sunglasses.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51133,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51134,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Erin","text":"And then we had him \"Like\" Dunder Mifflin.","text_w_direction":"And then we had him \"Like\" Dunder Mifflin.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51135,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pete","text":"Then we created a bunch of fake friends for Derek, and we had all of them \"Like\" Derek's \"Likes.\"","text_w_direction":"Then we created a bunch of fake friends for Derek, and we had all of them \"Like\" Derek's \"Likes.\"","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51136,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Erin","text":"So far, we're only popular with imaginary people, but we think this is the start of something big.","text_w_direction":"So far, we're only popular with imaginary people, but we think this is the start of something big.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51137,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"You two are geniuses. And I am a genius putting you two together.","text_w_direction":"You two are geniuses. And I am a genius putting you two together.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51138,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Erin","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51139,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Erin","text":"Pete and I work well together -- not that there's anything special about Pete. It could be any guy... or girl-- not that I'm into girls. Not that I'm into Pete. Ugh! What was the question?","text_w_direction":"Pete and I work well together -- not that there's anything special about Pete. It could be any guy... or girl-- not that I'm into girls. Not that I'm into Pete. Ugh! What was the question?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51140,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51141,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Co-worker","text":"Hey Jim. Peter Rowley at Bridgeport Capital requested a meeting at lunch.","text_w_direction":"Hey Jim. Peter Rowley at Bridgeport Capital requested a meeting at lunch.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51142,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. Can we keep it on the early side, though? I got that thing in Scranton later.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Can we keep it on the early side, though? I got that thing in Scranton later.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51143,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Co-worker #2","text":"Uh sure. No problem.","text_w_direction":"Uh sure. No problem.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51144,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"Cece's ballet recital is today. I cannot wait. I've been working with her on her move. It's called the Cece Spin and Kiss. Do you want to see it? It's kind of like this. It's pretty cute, right?","text_w_direction":"Cece's ballet recital is today. I cannot wait. I've been working with her on her move. It's called the Cece Spin and Kiss. Do you want to see it? It's kind of like this. It's pretty cute, right?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51145,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"Pfft, \"Athlead\"? Please. They're too lazy to call it Athletes Lead? Jim should just call it \"Stumpany,\" for \"Stupid Company.\"","text_w_direction":"Pfft, \"Athlead\"? Please. They're too lazy to call it Athletes Lead? Jim should just call it \"Stumpany,\" for \"Stupid Company.\"","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51146,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"Nothing stupid about working for yourself. Hanging out with pro athletes, getting free tickets to the games. That's why I'm doing it.","text_w_direction":"Nothing stupid about working for yourself. Hanging out with pro athletes, getting free tickets to the games. That's why I'm doing it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51147,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"You're working for \"Stumpany\" too?","text_w_direction":"You're working for \"Stumpany\" too?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51148,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah, just weekends for now, but pretty soon, I'm switching over.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, just weekends for now, but pretty soon, I'm switching over.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51149,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51150,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51151,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, Halpert, what's the big idea? First you jump ship. Now you're stealing Darryl too. When will it end?","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Hey, Halpert, what's the big idea? First you jump ship. Now you're stealing Darryl too. When will it end?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51152,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"Well, take your worst fear and multiply it by infinity.","text_w_direction":"Well, take your worst fear and multiply it by infinity.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51153,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"You won't stop until you've poached us all.","text_w_direction":"You won't stop until you've poached us all.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51154,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. Even you.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Even you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51155,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"No. I'll be damned if I'm gonna let us lose me.","text_w_direction":"No. I'll be damned if I'm gonna let us lose me.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51156,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"Bye, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Bye, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51157,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"Hi. How are ya? Good to see you.","text_w_direction":"Hi. How are ya? Good to see you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51158,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, Angela? Did you hear about the Irish-American Cultural Center mural?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Angela? Did you hear about the Irish-American Cultural Center mural?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51159,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Kevin","text":"Ooh, I haven't heard it. So, what about the Irish-American Cultural Center mural? Potato?","text_w_direction":"Ooh, I haven't heard it. So, what about the Irish-American Cultural Center mural? Potato?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51160,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, no, Kevin, it's not a joke. Angela's husband put me up for a-- um, just never mind.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, Kevin, it's not a joke. Angela's husband put me up for a-- um, just never mind.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51161,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Angela","text":"I have no information. But I'm sure as soon as they know, they'll call you.","text_w_direction":"I have no information. But I'm sure as soon as they know, they'll call you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51162,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Senator Lipton helped me submit my design for a new mural on a building downtown. Now I'm just waiting to hear from the selection committee. But, you know, let's be realistic. There are a ton of great artists in Scranton with way more experience. I mean, who are they gonna go with -- some nobody like me or a big name like Tracy Fleeb?","text_w_direction":"Senator Lipton helped me submit my design for a new mural on a building downtown. Now I'm just waiting to hear from the selection committee. But, you know, let's be realistic. There are a ton of great artists in Scranton with way more experience. I mean, who are they gonna go with -- some nobody like me or a big name like Tracy Fleeb?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51163,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Well, I'm heading out to Cece's dance recital.","text_w_direction":"Well, I'm heading out to Cece's dance recital.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51164,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Oscar","text":"Aw.","text_w_direction":"Aw.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51165,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, Cece, Daddy's gonna have dinner with us tonight after he comes to your recital. Are you excited?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Cece, Daddy's gonna have dinner with us tonight after he comes to your recital. Are you excited?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51166,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Cece","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51167,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Let's call him.","text_w_direction":"Let's call him.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51168,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"Hey. I was just about to call you.","text_w_direction":"Hey. I was just about to call you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51169,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, Hon, are you close?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Hon, are you close?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51170,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"I am still in Philly, actually.","text_w_direction":"I am still in Philly, actually.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51171,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51172,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"It's insane. This huge investor got cold feet, so I'm stuck here trying to keep him on board.","text_w_direction":"It's insane. This huge investor got cold feet, so I'm stuck here trying to keep him on board.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51173,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Hon, I wish you would have told me an hour ago, when you knew you weren't gonna make it.","text_w_direction":"Hon, I wish you would have told me an hour ago, when you knew you weren't gonna make it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51174,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"Pam, I couldn't get out. I barely made it out just to make this phone call.","text_w_direction":"Pam, I couldn't get out. I barely made it out just to make this phone call.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51175,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Cece","text":"I want Daddy.","text_w_direction":"I want Daddy.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51176,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"You're gonna do great. And you know what? Mommy's gonna record it. So we'll watch it together. Do you mind doing that, Pam?","text_w_direction":"You're gonna do great. And you know what? Mommy's gonna record it. So we'll watch it together. Do you mind doing that, Pam?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51177,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Of course.","text_w_direction":"Of course.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51178,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. Are you sure you know how to do video on the phone?","text_w_direction":"Okay. Are you sure you know how to do video on the phone?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51179,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Yes, Jim, I think I know how to point a rectangle at something.","text_w_direction":"Yes, Jim, I think I know how to point a rectangle at something.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51180,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, okay, you know, just sometimes you're not the best with the phone.","text_w_direction":"Okay, okay, you know, just sometimes you're not the best with the phone.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51181,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"I know how to operate my phone, okay? Listen, we're getting close. We will talk to you later. Say, \"Bye, Daddy.\"","text_w_direction":"I know how to operate my phone, okay? Listen, we're getting close. We will talk to you later. Say, \"Bye, Daddy.\"","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51182,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Cece","text":"Bye, Daddy.","text_w_direction":"Bye, Daddy.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51183,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"Bye. Yep. See, you've still got to press \"End,\" Pam.","text_w_direction":"Bye.  [pause] Yep. See, you've still got to press \"End,\" Pam.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51184,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Cece","text":"Press \"End.\"","text_w_direction":"Press \"End.\"","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51185,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pete","text":"Oh, check it out. This is our first real \"Like.\"","text_w_direction":"Oh, check it out. This is our first real \"Like.\"","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51186,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, my gosh!","text_w_direction":"Oh, my gosh!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51187,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pete","text":"Oh! All right, Alan Olson from North Dakota. He also likes Hammermill and Georgia Pacific.","text_w_direction":"Oh! All right, Alan Olson from North Dakota. He also likes Hammermill and Georgia Pacific.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51188,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Erin","text":"Wow. That guy's really into paper.","text_w_direction":"Wow. That guy's really into paper.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51189,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pete","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51190,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"Well done, you two.","text_w_direction":"Well done, you two.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51191,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Erin","text":"We did it. Youth task force forever.","text_w_direction":"We did it. Youth task force forever.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51192,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pete","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51193,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pete","text":"Bap, bup, bup, bap. Wait. Did I go first and then you?","text_w_direction":"[doing a series of hand bumps with Erin] Bap, bup, bup, bap. Wait. Did I go first and then you?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51194,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Erin","text":"No, you go -- okay.","text_w_direction":"No, you go -- okay.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51195,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pete","text":"All right, all right.Okay, start over.","text_w_direction":"All right, all right.Okay, start over.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51196,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh God. Andy has just started to be nice to me, I just sent his girlfriend into the arms of a younger man.  \"Our social media presence should be hot, hot, hot. Go at it vigorously.\" I did everything but unzip their pants for them. Oh, God, Nellie.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh God. Andy has just started to be nice to me, I just sent his girlfriend into the arms of a younger man.  \"Our social media presence should be hot, hot, hot. Go at it vigorously.\" I did everything but unzip their pants for them. Oh, God, Nellie.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51197,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, everybody. Uh, coffee order is going around -- on me. Just sign your name below.","text_w_direction":"Hey, everybody. Uh, coffee order is going around -- on me. Just sign your name below.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51198,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"All","text":"","text_w_direction":"[murmuring]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51199,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"You're welcome.","text_w_direction":"You're welcome.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51200,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Phyllis","text":"Wait. This says \"Dunder Mifflin Loyalty Pledge\"?","text_w_direction":"Wait. This says \"Dunder Mifflin Loyalty Pledge\"?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51201,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"This -- uh, what? Double mocha latte, please? You got it. Just sign your name below. Whatever you want.","text_w_direction":"This -- uh, what? Double mocha latte, please? You got it. Just sign your name below. Whatever you want.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51202,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Oscar","text":"\"Loyalty pledge\"?","text_w_direction":"\"Loyalty pledge\"?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51203,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"Come on, Dwight, stop overreacting. I'm getting all my work done here. No customers have complained. Nobody even knows.","text_w_direction":"Come on, Dwight, stop overreacting. I'm getting all my work done here. No customers have complained. Nobody even knows.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51204,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, we'll see about that.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, we'll see about that.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51205,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"Bust out your complaint files. I need everything you've got on Darryl since he started working for Jim in the last few weeks. Break it down by keyword, okay? \"Infuriating, irresponsible\"...","text_w_direction":"Bust out your complaint files. I need everything you've got on Darryl since he started working for Jim in the last few weeks. Break it down by keyword, okay? \"Infuriating, irresponsible\"...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51206,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Clark","text":"They got us set up with Windows 95,  so you're kind of dreaming here.","text_w_direction":"They got us set up with Windows 95,  so you're kind of dreaming here.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51207,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, I'm gonna need you to print it out.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I'm gonna need you to print it out.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51208,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"Customer Loyalty. What is it? Can you hold it in your hand? Can you nudge it with your finger? Can you dump it on a woman? No. Why? Because it's an idea. But what does it mean?","text_w_direction":"[writing on white board] Customer Loyalty. What is it? Can you hold it in your hand? Can you nudge it with your finger? Can you dump it on a woman? No. Why? Because it's an idea. But what does it mean?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51209,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Kevin","text":"Ooh, it's when you get a free sandwich after you've already eaten ten sandwiches.","text_w_direction":"Ooh, it's when you get a free sandwich after you've already eaten ten sandwiches.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51210,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"Not even close. Mr. Romanko has been a client for 20 years. He came in today in a rage. Why? Because of Darryl. Because Darryl was focusing on outside projects and needs to remember his first priority-- the client.","text_w_direction":"Not even close. Mr. Romanko has been a client for 20 years. He came in today in a rage. Why? Because of Darryl. Because Darryl was focusing on outside projects and needs to remember his first priority-- the client.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51211,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Mr. Romanko","text":"I wouldn't say a rage.","text_w_direction":"I wouldn't say a rage.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51212,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"Mr. Romanko, we were a day late on one of your deliveries, but two of our trucks were down for repairs. It's very unlikely it would happen again.","text_w_direction":"Mr. Romanko, we were a day late on one of your deliveries, but two of our trucks were down for repairs. It's very unlikely it would happen again.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51213,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Mr. Romanko","text":"Thank you. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. Thank you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51214,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"No, you're not going anywhere, okay? You are angry, and we are gonna hear you out, all right? Because business is about relationships, and the key to relationships is what, Darryl?  L--","text_w_direction":"No, you're not going anywhere, okay? You are angry, and we are gonna hear you out, all right? Because business is about relationships, and the key to relationships is what, Darryl?  L--","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51215,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"Loyalty.","text_w_direction":"Loyalty.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51216,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"Loyalty.","text_w_direction":"Loyalty.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51217,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"Loyalty is exactly right.","text_w_direction":"Loyalty is exactly right.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51218,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51219,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"Yes. I mean, it is everything. Let's all ask ourselves, have we been faithful in our relationships?","text_w_direction":"Yes. I mean, it is everything. Let's all ask ourselves, have we been faithful in our relationships?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51220,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Stanley","text":"That's none of your damn business.","text_w_direction":"That's none of your damn business.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51221,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"Darryl is \"dating\" Dunder Mifflin.","text_w_direction":"Darryl is \"dating\" Dunder Mifflin.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51222,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"Darryl is dating Val... still.","text_w_direction":"Darryl is dating Val... still.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51223,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"But he's flirting with Jim's company on the side. And we all know what flirting can lead to.","text_w_direction":"But he's flirting with Jim's company on the side. And we all know what flirting can lead to.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51224,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Mr. Romanko","text":"I'm sorry. Do I still need to be here?","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry. Do I still need to be here?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51225,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51226,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"I'm having a bit of trouble understanding the importance of loyalty. So let's-- let's use an example. Take Erin. Erin's boyfriend Andy, is away across the ocean.","text_w_direction":"I'm having a bit of trouble understanding the importance of loyalty. So let's-- let's use an example. Take Erin. Erin's boyfriend Andy, is away across the ocean.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51227,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51228,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"So is it all right for her to flirt with Creed, for example?","text_w_direction":"So is it all right for her to flirt with Creed, for example?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51229,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Creed","text":"Let's try it out.","text_w_direction":"Let's try it out.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51230,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"No, let's-- let's-- let's not say Creed. Let's say Mr. X.","text_w_direction":"No, let's-- let's-- let's not say Creed. Let's say Mr. X.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51231,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Angela","text":"Well, I think it would be immoral for Erin to cheat on Andy.","text_w_direction":"Well, I think it would be immoral for Erin to cheat on Andy.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51232,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, I'm sorry. Didn't you cheat on Andy?","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'm sorry. Didn't you cheat on Andy?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51233,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Angela","text":"Yes. And he didn't like it.","text_w_direction":"Yes. And he didn't like it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51234,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Phyllis","text":"Does Mr. X know that Erin has a boyfriend, or did Erin keep that from Mr. X?","text_w_direction":"Does Mr. X know that Erin has a boyfriend, or did Erin keep that from Mr. X?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51235,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Kevin","text":"Okay, this is really hard to follow. Can we just say Pete because that's the guy that Erin's flirting with?","text_w_direction":"Okay, this is really hard to follow. Can we just say Pete because that's the guy that Erin's flirting with?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51236,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dance Teacher","text":"Ladies and gentlemen, the Little Ladybug Ballerinas.","text_w_direction":"Ladies and gentlemen, the Little Ladybug Ballerinas.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51237,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Ballerinas","text":"One, two, three.","text_w_direction":"One, two, three.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51238,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Parent in Audience","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51239,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51240,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Ballerinas","text":"One, two, three.","text_w_direction":"One, two, three.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51241,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Hello? Yes, this is Pam Halpert. I got the mural? Oh, my God!","text_w_direction":"[whispering] Hello? Yes, this is Pam Halpert. I got the mural? [Loudly] Oh, my God!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51242,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Audience","text":"Shh!","text_w_direction":"Shh!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51243,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Um, I'm sorry. I have to go. My daughter's a ladybug. I know that doesn't make any sense. Um, thank you, thank you.","text_w_direction":"[whispering] Um, I'm sorry. I have to go. My daughter's a ladybug. I know that doesn't make any sense. Um, thank you, thank you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51244,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Parent in audience #2","text":"You're very rude.","text_w_direction":"You're very rude.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51245,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Parent in audience #1","text":"Yes, very rude.","text_w_direction":"Yes, very rude.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51246,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Shh! Kids are dancing.","text_w_direction":"Shh! Kids are dancing.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51247,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you so much for coming. Darryl and I will be here to serve you for years and years and years and years. So, should we go call Jim and tell him to go screw himself?","text_w_direction":"Thank you so much for coming. Darryl and I will be here to serve you for years and years and years and years. [chuckles] So, should we go call Jim and tell him to go screw himself?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51248,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"Dwight, look, I'm sorry you're having a hard time with this, okay? Athlead is my future. No disrespect to Dunder Mifflin, but if I can have fun at work, I want that.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, look, I'm sorry you're having a hard time with this, okay? Athlead is my future. No disrespect to Dunder Mifflin, but if I can have fun at work, I want that.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51249,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"It can't be more fun than selling paper and paper products.","text_w_direction":"It can't be more fun than selling paper and paper products.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51250,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"It can.","text_w_direction":"It can.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51251,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"Are you pretending to be crazy, huh?","text_w_direction":"Are you pretending to be crazy, huh?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51252,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Phyllis","text":"Well, Andy's cute, but he's too vanilla, whereas Pete - he's just one sick dude. I mean, you know this guy likes to get weird.","text_w_direction":"Well, Andy's cute, but he's too vanilla, whereas Pete - he's just one sick dude. I mean, you know this guy likes to get weird.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51253,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Erin","text":"I'm just gonna say this one more time. Pete and I haven't done anything.","text_w_direction":"I'm just gonna say this one more time. Pete and I haven't done anything.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51254,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Meredith","text":"Yeah right. With slammin' bods like that, they ain't playing checkers.","text_w_direction":"Yeah right. With slammin' bods like that, they ain't playing checkers.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51255,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Oscar","text":"People, it's 2013. Erin is a strong, independent woman. Who says she has to end up with any man?","text_w_direction":"People, it's 2013. Erin is a strong, independent woman. Who says she has to end up with any man?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51256,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Erin","text":"Okay, can everyone please stop speaking for me? Andy is my boyfriend. Pete and I are just friends. And that's the end of it. Right, Pete?","text_w_direction":"Okay, can everyone please stop speaking for me? Andy is my boyfriend. Pete and I are just friends. And that's the end of it. Right, Pete?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51257,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pete","text":"That is correct. Come on, guys, where is this even coming from?","text_w_direction":"That is correct. Come on, guys, where is this even coming from?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51258,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Kevin","text":"Your feelings for Erin? Probably your heart... and a little bit your pen1s.","text_w_direction":"Your feelings for Erin? Probably your heart... and a little bit your pen1s.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51259,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"All","text":"","text_w_direction":"[groan]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51260,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Erin","text":"Nellie, you have to shut down the task force. I'm not sure if you need to start a new task force to do that, but please just shut down the task force.","text_w_direction":"Nellie, you have to shut down the task force. I'm not sure if you need to start a new task force to do that, but please just shut down the task force.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51261,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"I suppose that will-- that will be all right, yeah.","text_w_direction":"I suppose that will-- that will be all right, yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51262,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"Most relationships eventually die on their own, but sometimes they just need a little pillow over the face. You're welcome, Andy. And you're welcome, my own ass.","text_w_direction":"Most relationships eventually die on their own, but sometimes they just need a little pillow over the face. You're welcome, Andy. And you're welcome, my own ass.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51263,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Investor","text":"Listen, I appreciate you taking the time with me.","text_w_direction":"Listen, I appreciate you taking the time with me.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51264,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Co-worker","text":"Peter, please. We completely understand your concerns here. Let us just show you the latest projections. Jim?","text_w_direction":"Peter, please. We completely understand your concerns here. Let us just show you the latest projections. Jim?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51265,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, Wade actually has those on the road, but he's gonna be calling in with those numbers any second. So just hold on one s--","text_w_direction":"Uh, Wade actually has those on the road, but he's gonna be calling in with those numbers any second. So just hold on one s--","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51266,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, actually... uh, nope. That is my wife. Again, he'll be calling in any second.","text_w_direction":"Oh, actually... uh, nope. That is my wife. Again, he'll be calling in any second.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51267,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, uh, give me a call back when you get a chance. Cece did great, and I want to tell you something.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Hey, uh, give me a call back when you get a chance. Cece did great, and I want to tell you something.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51268,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Lonnie","text":"Hey boss, you gotta jump on a delivery.","text_w_direction":"Hey boss, you gotta jump on a delivery.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51269,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"I don't do that anymore.","text_w_direction":"I don't do that anymore.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51270,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Lonnie","text":"That's what they told me.","text_w_direction":"That's what they told me.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51271,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"","text_w_direction":"[sighs]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51272,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"All right, let's get this over with.","text_w_direction":"All right, let's get this over with.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51273,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"You looking for fun? It just found you! Woo! Here we go! Yeah!","text_w_direction":"You looking for fun? It just found you! Woo! [laughs] Here we go! Yeah!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51274,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes, we will be delivering a shipment of paper today, but I will also be delivering you a big shipment of fun!","text_w_direction":"Yes, we will be delivering a shipment of paper today, but I will also be delivering you a big shipment of fun!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51275,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"How far is this place?","text_w_direction":"How far is this place? [turns off radio]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51276,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh, not far at all, but I thought along the way, we could play some sports.","text_w_direction":"Uh, not far at all, but I thought along the way, we could play some sports. [throws small ball at Darryl]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51277,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"Fun.","text_w_direction":"Fun.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51278,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Toby","text":"Hey, really nice job in that meeting in there.","text_w_direction":"Hey, really nice job in that meeting in there.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51279,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, thank you. I don't know, I sort of thought--","text_w_direction":"Oh, thank you. I don't know, I sort of thought--","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51280,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Toby","text":"So proud of you, Hon.","text_w_direction":"[hugging Nellie] So proud of you, Hon.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51281,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, I don't know. Okay.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I don't know. Okay.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51282,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Toby","text":"I'm just curious though, what do you have against Pete and Erin?","text_w_direction":"I'm just curious though, what do you have against Pete and Erin?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51283,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"Well, Andy wrote me a really nice recommendation letter for the adoption agency, and I-- I just sort of felt I owed him one.","text_w_direction":"Well, Andy wrote me a really nice recommendation letter for the adoption agency, and I-- I just sort of felt I owed him one.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51284,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Toby","text":"Pete's a pretty cool guy, though, and Andy was a terrible lover to Erin. He basically ignored her and left on a boat.","text_w_direction":"Pete's a pretty cool guy, though, and Andy was a terrible lover to Erin. He basically ignored her and left on a boat.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51285,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"I didn't really think about it like that.","text_w_direction":"I didn't really think about it like that.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51286,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Toby","text":"Yeah, well... Not everybody has what we have.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well... Not everybody has what we have.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51287,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"\"What we have\"?","text_w_direction":"\"What we have\"?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51288,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Toby","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51289,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"I just remembered... I kissed that man. Oh, no. Oh, no.","text_w_direction":"I just remembered... I kissed that man. Oh, no. Oh, no.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51290,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes. Fast food. I'll take a burger over a gross Philly cheese-steak any day.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Fast food. I'll take a burger over a gross Philly cheese-steak any day.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51291,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"They have fast food in Philly.","text_w_direction":"They have fast food in Philly.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51292,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"Not like this.","text_w_direction":"Not like this.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51293,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"Exactly like this.","text_w_direction":"Exactly like this.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51294,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Fast Food Worker","text":"And your milkshake.","text_w_direction":"And your milkshake.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51295,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51296,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"It's 30 degrees out. You drinkin' a mildshake?","text_w_direction":"It's 30 degrees out. You drinkin' a mildshake?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51297,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"Nope. Fire in the hole! Oh, yeah! Now that's what working at a paper company's all about!","text_w_direction":"Nope. [throwing milkshake] Fire in the hole! [laughs] Oh, yeah! Now that's what working at a paper company's all about!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51298,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait, what you doing? No, I need the k-- We have to go.","text_w_direction":"Wait, what you doing? No, I need the k-- We have to go.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51299,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"You just threw a milkshake in a restaurant where they make minimum wage.","text_w_direction":"You just threw a milkshake in a restaurant where they make minimum wage.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51300,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"It's a youtube thing! Let's go. Let's go. Come on, they're coming.","text_w_direction":"It's a youtube thing! Let's go. Let's go. Come on, they're coming.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51301,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Anyone want to see the video from Cece's recital?","text_w_direction":"Anyone want to see the video from Cece's recital?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51302,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Angela","text":"Oh, I would love to, but I am swamped... with that.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I would love to, but I am swamped... with that [picks up piece of paper].","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51303,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Oscar","text":"I'll watch it. Let's get this over with.","text_w_direction":"I'll watch it. Let's get this over with.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51304,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"All right, you don't have to.","text_w_direction":"All right, you don't have to.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51305,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Kevin","text":"Let's get this over with, Pam.","text_w_direction":"Let's get this over with, Pam.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51306,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51307,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Oscar","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51308,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Wait. What?","text_w_direction":"Wait. What?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51309,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Excuse me, I have to get back to work.","text_w_direction":"[recorded on phone] Excuse me, I have to get back to work.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51310,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, no. I took a phone call in the middle of taping, and then when I went to turn it back on, I must have turned it off.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no. I took a phone call in the middle of taping, and then when I went to turn it back on, I must have turned it off.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51311,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Oscar","text":"User error. I've heard of that happening to other people.","text_w_direction":"User error. I've heard of that happening to other people.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51312,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Angela","text":"Oscar, don't rub it in. I'm sure Pam is already kicking herself for choosing a phone call over her child.","text_w_direction":"Oscar, don't rub it in. I'm sure Pam is already kicking herself for choosing a phone call over her child.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51313,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Well, it was an important phone call.","text_w_direction":"Well, it was an important phone call.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51314,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"I haven't told anyone here about the mural yet. I want Jim to be the first to know. Whenever I tell him good news, he's always like, \"Beesly!\" I love that. Only thing better than getting the job-- \"Beesly!\"","text_w_direction":"I haven't told anyone here about the mural yet. I want Jim to be the first to know. Whenever I tell him good news, he's always like, \"Beesly!\" I love that. Only thing better than getting the job-- \"Beesly!\" [chuckles]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51315,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pete","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51316,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Erin","text":"Hello, Peter.","text_w_direction":"Hello, Peter.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51317,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"It barely even feels like a prank anymore.","text_w_direction":"[cleaning up milkshake in restaurant] It barely even feels like a prank anymore.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51318,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"You missed a spot.","text_w_direction":"You missed a spot.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51319,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Drive Thru Customer","text":"Fire in the hole! Go! Go! Go! Go!","text_w_direction":"Fire in the hole! [throwing milkshake] Go! Go! Go! Go! [tires screech]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51320,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"Ha ha! Yeah, joke's on you buddy! They make you come back and clean it up!","text_w_direction":"Ha ha! Yeah, joke's on you buddy! They make you come back and clean it up!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51321,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"I am sorry that was so awkward for you two in that meeting. But I am going to have to reassemble the youth task force.","text_w_direction":"I am sorry that was so awkward for you two in that meeting. But I am going to have to reassemble the youth task force.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51322,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, no, I really don't think that's a good idea.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, I really don't think that's a good idea.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51323,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"Well, that is not your call. I made the decision. You have no choice in the matter, and everybody knows it.","text_w_direction":"Well, that is not your call. I made the decision. You have no choice in the matter, and everybody knows it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51324,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pete","text":"Well, okay, then.","text_w_direction":"Well, okay, then.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51325,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Erin","text":"I guess we don't have a choice.","text_w_direction":"I guess we don't have a choice.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51326,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Nellie","text":"Nope.","text_w_direction":"Nope.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51327,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pete","text":"yeah.","text_w_direction":"yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51328,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51329,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Toby","text":"Lady...you never stop surprising me.","text_w_direction":"Lady...you never stop surprising me.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51330,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[sighs]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51331,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"","text_w_direction":"[clears throat]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51332,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Dwight","text":"What? What was that? Did I just hear you laughing with glee?","text_w_direction":"What? What was that? Did I just hear you laughing with glee?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51333,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"No. I was clearing my throat.","text_w_direction":"No. I was clearing my throat.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51334,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Meredith","text":"Good night.","text_w_direction":"Good night.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51335,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Night","text_w_direction":"Night","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51336,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Creed","text":"Night","text_w_direction":"Night","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51337,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Night, Creed.","text_w_direction":"Night, Creed.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51338,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51339,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51340,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"So, how's it going?","text_w_direction":"So, how's it going?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51341,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"We lost Bridgeport Capital. I have no idea what happened. It's like everything I did, he just wouldn't go for it.","text_w_direction":"We lost Bridgeport Capital. I have no idea what happened. It's like everything I did, he just wouldn't go for it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51342,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"I'm so sorry.","text_w_direction":"I'm so sorry.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51343,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"I have no idea where we're gonna come up with this money, and we have to work insanely hard over the next few weeks.","text_w_direction":"I have no idea where we're gonna come up with this money, and we have to work insanely hard over the next few weeks.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51344,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, I'm sorry. I feel like you've already been working insanely hard.","text_w_direction":"[sighs] Oh, I'm sorry. I feel like you've already been working insanely hard.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51345,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"Can you figure out how to upload Cece's dance recital? I definitely could use a pick-me-up.","text_w_direction":"Can you figure out how to upload Cece's dance recital? I definitely could use a pick-me-up.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51346,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Um, actually, funny story -- I didn't get it. I shouldn't have been so cocky about my rectangle-holding skills after all.","text_w_direction":"Um, actually, funny story -- I didn't get it. I shouldn't have been so cocky about my rectangle-holding skills after all.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51347,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"You're not serious, are you? You didn't get any of the recital?","text_w_direction":"You're not serious, are you? You didn't get any of the recital?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51348,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"No, I got the teacher introducing them and then the applause afterwards. But not so much of the middle part.","text_w_direction":"No, I got the teacher introducing them and then the applause afterwards. But not so much of the middle part.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51349,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"Come on, Pam. Pam, I asked you if you could use the phone, and you swore that you knew how.","text_w_direction":"Come on, Pam. Pam, I asked you if you could use the phone, and you swore that you knew how.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51350,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, okay, I'm sorry. I'm sure we can get a copy. A lot of people were taping it.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, okay, I'm sorry. I'm sure we can get a copy. A lot of people were taping it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51351,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, great. So we'll see somebody else's kid with Cece in the background? I mean, it's really not that hard to film a video.","text_w_direction":"Oh, great. So we'll see somebody else's kid with Cece in the background? I mean, it's really not that hard to film a video.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51352,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Is there-- um... you want to ease up a little bit?","text_w_direction":"Is there-- um... you want to ease up a little bit?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51353,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"Look, Pam, I don't know what to tell you. I mean, what do I do? It's gone. That moment's just gone. I missed it.","text_w_direction":"Look, Pam, I don't know what to tell you. I mean, what do I do? It's gone. That moment's just gone. I missed it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51354,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"I don't know, Jim -- maybe you should have been there.","text_w_direction":"I don't know, Jim -- maybe you should have been there.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51355,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"You're not serious, right? I mean, how is that fair? I'm in Philly. These are my days in Philly. You've agreed to this.","text_w_direction":"You're not serious, right? I mean, how is that fair? I'm in Philly. These are my days in Philly. You've agreed to this.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51356,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"You know what? I-- I-- I don't think you want to start a conversation with me about what's fair. Okay? This is way more intense than I ever --","text_w_direction":"You know what? I-- I-- I don't think you want to start a conversation with me about what's fair. Okay? This is way more intense than I ever --","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51357,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"Pam, I'm not explaining this to you-- Pam, I'm not going over this again.","text_w_direction":"Pam, I'm not explaining this to you-- Pam, I'm not going over this again.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51358,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Co-worker","text":"Jim. We need you.","text_w_direction":"Jim. We need you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51359,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"I don't know how else to tell you, okay? I'm doing everything I can every week to bring home something...","text_w_direction":"I don't know how else to tell you, okay? I'm doing everything I can every week to bring home something...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51360,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"I am-- I am-- I am trying to make everything perfect here, okay? So that you can have everything that you want.","text_w_direction":"I am-- I am-- I am trying to make everything perfect here, okay? So that you can have everything that you want.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51361,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"I'm doing this just for me? Is that what I'm doing? I'm doing it just for me. If that's what you think, then this is a really sad night. But you know what? I got to go. Okay?","text_w_direction":"I'm doing this just for me? Is that what I'm doing? I'm doing it just for me. If that's what you think, then this is a really sad night. But you know what? I got to go. Okay?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51362,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51363,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"We'll talk tomorrow?","text_w_direction":"We'll talk tomorrow?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51364,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Yep. I'll talk to you tomorrow.","text_w_direction":"Yep. I'll talk to you tomorrow.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51365,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. I'll talk to you tomorrow.","text_w_direction":"Okay. I'll talk to you tomorrow.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51366,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Bye.","text_w_direction":"Bye. [quietly crying, sniffling]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51367,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Brian","text":"Hey, you okay?","text_w_direction":"Hey, you okay?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51368,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"What am I doing wrong, Brian?","text_w_direction":"What am I doing wrong, Brian?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51369,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Brian","text":"Nothing. You're doing the best you can.","text_w_direction":"Nothing. You're doing the best you can.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51370,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Cameraman","text":"Brian.","text_w_direction":"Brian.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51371,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Brian","text":"Give her a minute. Give her a minute.","text_w_direction":"Give her a minute. Give her a minute.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51372,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"","text_w_direction":"[crying]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51373,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Brian","text":"Hey, it's just a tough situation, all right?","text_w_direction":"Hey, it's just a tough situation, all right?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51374,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"It's getting tougher. I just didn't know that it was gonna be this hard.","text_w_direction":"It's getting tougher. I just didn't know that it was gonna be this hard.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51375,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Brian","text":"Yeah. Let's turn the cameras off. Seriously, guys. Enough. Enough.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Let's turn the cameras off. Seriously, guys. Enough. Enough.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51376,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Pam","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51377,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Guy","text":"Fire in the hole! Go! Go! Go! Go!","text_w_direction":"[on video] Fire in the hole! Go! Go! Go! Go!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51378,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"","text_w_direction":"[watching you tube video, laughing]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51379,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Guy","text":"I nailed that guy, dude. Oh yeah.","text_w_direction":"[on video] I nailed that guy, dude. Oh yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51380,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"And replay.","text_w_direction":"And replay.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51381,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Guy","text":"Fire in the hole! Go! Go! Go! Go! I nailed that guy, dude. Oh, yeah.","text_w_direction":"[on video] Fire in the hole! Go! Go! Go! Go! I nailed that guy, dude. Oh, yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51382,"season":9,"episode":12,"episode_name":"Customer Loyalty","director":"Kelly Cantley-Kashima","writer":"Jonathan Green;Gabe Miller","character":"Darryl","text":"I'm gonna miss the paper business.","text_w_direction":"[sighs] I'm gonna miss the paper business.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1508,"air_date":"2013-01-24"}
{"index":51383,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Hey Brian, you got a sec?","text_w_direction":"Hey Brian, you got a sec?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51384,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Brian","text":"Yeah, hold on a sec.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, hold on a sec.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51385,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"I feel awful.","text_w_direction":"I feel awful.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51386,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Brian","text":"It's fine. It was my first slip up in nine years of miking you.","text_w_direction":"It's fine. It was my first slip up in nine years of miking you. [phone rings]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51387,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Dunder Mifflin, this is Erin.","text_w_direction":"[in background] Dunder Mifflin, this is Erin.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51388,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Well, thanks for being a good friend.","text_w_direction":"Well, thanks for being a good friend.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51389,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Brian","text":"Sure, anytime. Uh, how about you and Jim? Everything squared away?","text_w_direction":"Sure, anytime. Uh, how about you and Jim? Everything squared away?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51390,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, mostly.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, mostly.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51391,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Erin","text":"Pam, phone call.","text_w_direction":"Pam, phone call.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51392,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Um, hey, say Hi to Alyssa.","text_w_direction":"Um, hey, say Hi to Alyssa.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51393,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Brian","text":"Will do.","text_w_direction":"Will do.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51394,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Okay. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51395,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Brian","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51396,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Meredith","text":"Hey, boom guy.","text_w_direction":"Hey, boom guy.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51397,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Brian","text":"Oh, hey Meredith.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey Meredith.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51398,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Meredith","text":"When are you gonna boom me?","text_w_direction":"When are you gonna boom me?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51399,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Brian","text":"Uh, listen, they're cracking down on us talking to the subjects. It's a lame rule, but, you know, I wanna... I, I'll see you later.","text_w_direction":"Uh, listen, they're cracking down on us talking to the subjects. It's a lame rule, but, you know, I wanna... I, I'll see you later.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51400,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Meredith","text":"Got it.","text_w_direction":"Got it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51401,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Clark","text":"Hey, so I hear you're bringing in some people to interview for the sales job?","text_w_direction":"Hey, so I hear you're bringing in some people to interview for the sales job?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51402,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"That's right, a couple of old friends. Ballers only. Must be this cool to ride.","text_w_direction":"That's right, a couple of old friends. Ballers only. Must be this cool to ride.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51403,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Clark","text":"Well, uh... see, you raised it.","text_w_direction":"Well, uh... see, you raised it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51404,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, did I? Oh, yes, I did.","text_w_direction":"Oh, did I? Oh, yes, I did.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51405,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Wallace is letting me hire a junior sales associate to sit at Jim's desk while he's away in Philly. Finally I'll have someone at my desk clump who gets me. It's like, \"Really, Jim? You don't understand the difference between a slaughterhouse and a rendering plant? Uh, remind me not to lend you any dead cows or horses.\" Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wallace is letting me hire a junior sales associate to sit at Jim's desk while he's away in Philly. Finally I'll have someone at my desk clump who gets me. It's like, \"Really, Jim? You don't understand the difference between a slaughterhouse and a rendering plant? Uh, remind me not to lend you any dead cows or horses.\" Wow.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51406,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Clark","text":"You know what, man? I deserve this job.","text_w_direction":"You know what, man? I deserve this job.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51407,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51408,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Clark","text":"I scored Stone and Son Suit Warehouse with you, and God knows, to get the Scranton White Pages with Jan, I went above and beyond... and under.","text_w_direction":"I scored Stone and Son Suit Warehouse with you, and God knows, to get the Scranton White Pages with Jan, I went above and beyond... and under.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51409,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"You know what? You're gonna get your interview, okay? I know that you're going head-to-head against some real superstars, but you got a really good chance.","text_w_direction":"You know what? You're gonna get your interview, okay? I know that you're going head-to-head against some real superstars, but you got a really good chance.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51410,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Clark has no chance. I mean, he's up against my buddy Rolf, for God's sake. Guy goes fishing with hand grenades. And Trevor – he'll make you laugh so hard, you'll puke your pants.","text_w_direction":"Clark has no chance. I mean, he's up against my buddy Rolf, for God's sake. Guy goes fishing with hand grenades. And Trevor – he'll make you laugh so hard, you'll puke your pants.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51411,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Clark","text":"This sucks, you know? You put in 12 grueling weeks at a company, and what do they do? They make you compete for a promotion, like an animal. You know, I thought this was an office, not the Thunderdome.","text_w_direction":"This sucks, you know? You put in 12 grueling weeks at a company, and what do they do? They make you compete for a promotion, like an animal. You know, I thought this was an office, not the Thunderdome.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51412,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Big changes coming to the old desk clump. No longer a Pam-Jim alliance against Dwight. Now it is Dwight and a friend axis against Pam.","text_w_direction":"Big changes coming to the old desk clump. No longer a Pam-Jim alliance against Dwight. Now it is Dwight and a friend axis against Pam.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51413,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"You could've just called that an alliance too, right?","text_w_direction":"You could've just called that an alliance too, right?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51414,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"I chose my words very carefully.","text_w_direction":"I chose my words very carefully.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51415,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Things are a little delicate with me and Pam right now. And if my working in Philly is gonna end up doubling the Dwight in her life, that's only gonna make things worse.","text_w_direction":"Things are a little delicate with me and Pam right now. And if my working in Philly is gonna end up doubling the Dwight in her life, that's only gonna make things worse.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51416,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Clark","text":"You interviewing for the sales job too?","text_w_direction":"[sighs] You interviewing for the sales job too?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51417,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Rolf","text":"No. You're interviewing for it. I'm getting it.","text_w_direction":"No. You're interviewing for it. I'm getting it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51418,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Clark","text":"Well, I wouldn't be so sure about that. I mean, I've been working here 12 weeks. That's a full season of Homeland. A ton of things can happen in that amount of time, as we've seen.","text_w_direction":"Well, I wouldn't be so sure about that. I mean, I've been working here 12 weeks. That's a full season of Homeland. A ton of things can happen in that amount of time, as we've seen.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51419,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Rolf","text":"I'm Rolf. Rolf Ahl.","text_w_direction":"I'm Rolf. Rolf Ahl.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51420,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Clark","text":"Rolf Ahl? Sounds kinda like Roald Dahl.","text_w_direction":"Rolf Ahl? Sounds kinda like Roald Dahl.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51421,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Rolf","text":"Go to hell.","text_w_direction":"Go to hell.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51422,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Clark","text":"There he is.","text_w_direction":"There he is.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51423,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey. Come on, buddy. Let's do this. Sorry, Rolf goes first. You don't compare. When you're with the R-O-L-F, you're literally Rolling on the Laughing Floor.","text_w_direction":"Hey. Come on, buddy. Let's do this. Sorry, Rolf goes first. You don't compare. When you're with the R-O-L-F, you're literally Rolling on the Laughing Floor. [laughs]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51424,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Rolf","text":"Nice.","text_w_direction":"Nice.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51425,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Rolf is my best friend, and he is the man. Cool, calm, and collected 24/7. Just try and rattle Rolf. I dare you. Such a sweet guy.","text_w_direction":"Rolf is my best friend, and he is the man. Cool, calm, and collected 24/7. Just try and rattle Rolf. I dare you. Such a sweet guy.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51426,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"When are you talking to David Wallace?","text_w_direction":"When are you talking to David Wallace?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51427,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"I'm talking to him this afternoon, but don't get your hopes up.","text_w_direction":"I'm talking to him this afternoon, but don't get your hopes up.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51428,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Too late. My hopes are up.","text_w_direction":"Too late. My hopes are up.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51429,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Last week, my company in Philly lost a big investor, so we're scrambling to find new funding. Luckily, my partners have a fix – me asking the boss of the company I'm abandoning to give us a gigantic influx of cash. So... problem solved. Thanks, guys.","text_w_direction":"Last week, my company in Philly lost a big investor, so we're scrambling to find new funding. Luckily, my partners have a fix – me asking the boss of the company I'm abandoning to give us a gigantic influx of cash. So... problem solved. Thanks, guys.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51430,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"And this chair's gonna be yours. And this desk. Ha!","text_w_direction":"And this chair's gonna be yours. And this desk. Ha!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51431,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"I'm on the phone. I'm on the phone.","text_w_direction":"I'm on the phone. I'm on the phone.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51432,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"No doy!","text_w_direction":"No doy!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51433,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"I'm just gonna call you back. Thanks.","text_w_direction":"I'm just gonna call you back. Thanks.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51434,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Rolf","text":"I hope you like Norwegian black metal, because I don't do earbuds.","text_w_direction":"I hope you like Norwegian black metal, because I don't do earbuds.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51435,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"No earbuds!","text_w_direction":"[laughs] No earbuds! [both laugh]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51436,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"I'm sure he's just nervous.","text_w_direction":"I'm sure he's just nervous.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51437,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"It's fine. It's just a seating arrangement. Doesn't matter.","text_w_direction":"[sighs] It's fine. It's just a seating arrangement. Doesn't matter.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51438,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"So I've got your resume here, but it's not telling me everything.","text_w_direction":"So I've got your resume here, but it's not telling me everything.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51439,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Rolf","text":"Well, a lot of that information is private. How do I know you're qualified to evaluate me?","text_w_direction":"Well, a lot of that information is private. How do I know you're qualified to evaluate me?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51440,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, I'm the one offering the job.","text_w_direction":"Well, I'm the one offering the job.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51441,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Rolf","text":"What are your credentials?","text_w_direction":"What are your credentials?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51442,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"I've worked here for 12 years. I won salesman of the year. I'm an Assistant to the Regional Manager.","text_w_direction":"I've worked here for 12 years. I won salesman of the year. I'm an Assistant to the Regional Manager.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51443,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Rolf","text":"I think I've heard everything I need to hear.","text_w_direction":"I think I've heard everything I need to hear.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51444,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait, wait, wait, no, I mean, if you need to know more, you can call David Wallace. I'm sure he'd give a reference.","text_w_direction":"Wait, wait, wait, no, I mean, if you need to know more, you can call David Wallace. I'm sure he'd give a reference.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51445,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Rolf","text":"Thank you, Dwight. I'll be in touch.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, Dwight. I'll be in touch.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51446,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, they can't all be winners. But Trevor's next and he's a real professional. You say, \"Jump,\" and he says, \"Oh who?\" He loves to jump on people, that Trevor.","text_w_direction":"Well, they can't all be winners. But Trevor's next and he's a real professional. You say, \"Jump,\" and he says, \"Oh who?\" He loves to jump on people, that Trevor.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51447,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"What makes you think you'd be an effective paper salesman?","text_w_direction":"What makes you think you'd be an effective paper salesman?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51448,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Trevor","text":"Ooh, okay. Didn't see that one coming. Can I take a 20 on that? Maybe we can circle back around to it.","text_w_direction":"Ooh, okay. Didn't see that one coming. Can I take a 20 on that? Maybe we can circle back around to it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51449,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, it's a pretty basic question for a potential paper salesman.","text_w_direction":"Well, it's a pretty basic question for a potential paper salesman.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51450,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Trevor","text":"Pass. Next one.","text_w_direction":"Pass. Next one.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51451,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"All right. Do you see yourself as more of a team player or a self-starter?","text_w_direction":"All right. Do you see yourself as more of a team player or a self-starter?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51452,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Trevor","text":"No, no and no.","text_w_direction":"No, no and no.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51453,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"There were only two options.","text_w_direction":"There were only two options.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51454,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Trevor","text":"Checkmate. You win this one, my friend. Do you validate parking?","text_w_direction":"Checkmate. You win this one, my friend. Do you validate parking?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51455,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"This is a bus transfer.","text_w_direction":"This is a bus transfer.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51456,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Trevor","text":"Nothing gets by this guy.","text_w_direction":"[chuckles] Nothing gets by this guy.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51457,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Clark","text":"Hey Jim, do you mind if I look over these price sheets before my interview?","text_w_direction":"Hey Jim, do you mind if I look over these price sheets before my interview?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51458,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Sure, yeah, go ahead.","text_w_direction":"Sure, yeah, go ahead.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51459,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Clark","text":"Thanks, dude. You—you sure it's okay? ‘Cause you're kinda—","text_w_direction":"Thanks, dude. You—you sure it's okay? ‘Cause you're kinda—","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51460,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, absolutely. Do people like sitting next to you? You're clean, right?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, absolutely. Do people like sitting next to you? You're clean, right?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51461,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Clark","text":"Oh, Dove Men.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Dove Men.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51462,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Nice. Music. Do you listen to it in earbuds? You don't listen to it at all because we're at work, not a Florence and the Machine concert, so—","text_w_direction":"Nice. Music. Do you listen to it in earbuds? You don't listen to it at all because we're at work, not a Florence and the Machine concert, so—","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51463,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Clark","text":"Yeah, could I just have a minute to prepare for this?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, could I just have a minute to prepare for this?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51464,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Sure, yeah. Do whatever you need to do.","text_w_direction":"Sure, yeah. Do whatever you need to do.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51465,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Clark","text":"Thanks, dude.","text_w_direction":"Thanks, dude.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51466,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Right after you do one thing for me. I need you to breathe in my face.","text_w_direction":"Right after you do one thing for me. I need you to breathe in my face.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51467,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Clark","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51468,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"I need you to breathe in my face right now.","text_w_direction":"I need you to breathe in my face right now.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51469,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Clark","text":"","text_w_direction":"[exhales]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51470,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"What are we working with, peppermint or wintergreen?","text_w_direction":"What are we working with, peppermint or wintergreen?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51471,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Clark","text":"Wintergreen.","text_w_direction":"Wintergreen.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51472,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"I knew it, I knew it.","text_w_direction":"I knew it, I knew it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51473,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Clark","text":"Yeah, good nose.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, good nose.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51474,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"I looked at you coming around, and I said, \"Wintergreen.\"","text_w_direction":"I looked at you coming around, and I said, \"Wintergreen.\"","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51475,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"I can't hire Clark. Yeah, he looks like a Schrute, but he thinks like a Halpert and he acts like a Beesly.","text_w_direction":"I can't hire Clark. Yeah, he looks like a Schrute, but he thinks like a Halpert and he acts like a Beesly.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51476,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, here's one. A customer who ordered enough paper to qualify for a volume discount now wants to return half the stock. You can't rebate the sales price or credit for future purchases because you brokered the deal for a third party.","text_w_direction":"Okay, here's one. A customer who ordered enough paper to qualify for a volume discount now wants to return half the stock. You can't rebate the sales price or credit for future purchases because you brokered the deal for a third party.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51477,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Clark","text":"That's just a classic no-win situation.","text_w_direction":"That's just a classic no-win situation.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51478,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51479,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Clark","text":"So I'd Kobayashi Maru it.","text_w_direction":"So I'd Kobayashi Maru it.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51480,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Damn it! Perfect answer, again.","text_w_direction":"Damn it! Perfect answer, again.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51481,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Clark","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51482,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Think Dwight, think. You have a ream of 16-bond ...","text_w_direction":"Think Dwight, think. You have a ream of 16-bond ...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51483,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Clark","text":"You know what, Dwight?","text_w_direction":"You know what, Dwight?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51484,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"And anoth—","text_w_direction":"And anoth—","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51485,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Clark","text":"This interview's over, and I get the job. I just Kobayashi Maru'd the whole process.","text_w_direction":"This interview's over, and I get the job. I just Kobayashi Maru'd the whole process.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51486,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51487,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Clark","text":"Yeah. Star Trek rules.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Star Trek rules.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51488,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"It does, but still no.","text_w_direction":"It does, but still no.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51489,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Clark","text":"Come on, man. I mean, did Trevor do that? Did Rolf do that?","text_w_direction":"Come on, man. I mean, did Trevor do that? Did Rolf do that?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51490,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, you think they're my only friends? I've got way more friends than that, and they're all better than the losers who work here.","text_w_direction":"Oh, you think they're my only friends? I've got way more friends than that, and they're all better than the losers who work here.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51491,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Stanley","text":"This is not natural.","text_w_direction":"This is not natural.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51492,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Oscar","text":"Just – I don't wanna make assumptions based on people's physical appearances.","text_w_direction":"Just – I don't wanna make assumptions based on people's physical appearances.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51493,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Well, of course not, but does physical appearance include smell?","text_w_direction":"Well, of course not, but does physical appearance include smell?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51494,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Darryl","text":"They smell so bad.","text_w_direction":"They smell so bad.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51495,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Meredith","text":"If I ever get that bad, you'd tell me, right?","text_w_direction":"If I ever get that bad, you'd tell me, right?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51496,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Kevin","text":"Meredith, I tell you all the time.","text_w_direction":"Meredith, I tell you all the time.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51497,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Meredith","text":"Walked right into that one.","text_w_direction":"[chuckles] Walked right into that one.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51498,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Next up, my cousin Mose. Mose could make a great paper salesman. He's got a natural fear of paper, which would motivate him to get as much of it out of this office as possible. I've got big expectations, Mose-wise.","text_w_direction":"Next up, my cousin Mose. Mose could make a great paper salesman. He's got a natural fear of paper, which would motivate him to get as much of it out of this office as possible. I've got big expectations, Mose-wise.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51499,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"What quality would make you a good sales associate?","text_w_direction":"What quality would make you a good sales associate?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51500,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Mose","text":"People person.","text_w_direction":"People person.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51501,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"It says here on your resume that you spent the last 15 years as a sales rep for Dow Chemical.","text_w_direction":"It says here on your resume that you spent the last 15 years as a sales rep for Dow Chemical.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51502,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Mose","text":"That's right.","text_w_direction":"That's right.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51503,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"You know we live together, right?","text_w_direction":"You know we live together, right?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51504,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Mose","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51505,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"And I've never seen you go to work, ever.","text_w_direction":"And I've never seen you go to work, ever.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51506,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Mose","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51507,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"So why is this on your resume?","text_w_direction":"So why is this on your resume? [door slams]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51508,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Clark","text":"So how'd you guys hear about the position?","text_w_direction":"So how'd you guys hear about the position?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51509,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Gabor","text":"My—my mom.","text_w_direction":"My—my mom.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51510,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Nate","text":"Dwight called my house, but he didn't realize that I had already moved out, because my mom and I are quarrelling because I- I can't stay out of her stuff.","text_w_direction":"Dwight called my house, but he didn't realize that I had already moved out, because my mom and I are quarrelling because I- I can't stay out of her stuff.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51511,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Zeke","text":"Dwight's my cousin, so I overheard him telling my brother Mose about the job opportunity in the shower.","text_w_direction":"Dwight's my cousin, so I overheard him telling my brother Mose about the job opportunity in the shower.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51512,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Clark","text":"You were in the shower or he was in the shower?","text_w_direction":"You were in the shower or he was in the shower?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51513,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Zeke","text":"Everyone was in the shower. It's a cow shower, so there's like, a ton of people in there.","text_w_direction":"Everyone was in the shower. It's a cow shower, so there's like, a ton of people in there.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51514,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Clark","text":"So you guys all know Dwight already?","text_w_direction":"So you guys all know Dwight already?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51515,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Melvina","text":"I was his babysitter, and then we dated for a while. He was a passionate lover and the sweetest little baby.","text_w_direction":"I was his babysitter, and then we dated for a while. He was a passionate lover and the sweetest little baby.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51516,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Gabor","text":"I knew you looked familiar. You used to pick up Dwight from school.","text_w_direction":"I knew you looked familiar. You used to pick up Dwight from school.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51517,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Melvina","text":"You went to X-Men school too?","text_w_direction":"You went to X-Men school too? [exhales]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51518,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Clark","text":"X-Men school?","text_w_direction":"X-Men school?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51519,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"When I was young, I spent several years at a private school where I was told I would be taught to harness my mutant abilities. Turned out it was a conman copying Charles Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters from the X-Men comic books. Took me years to figure out that it was a con. Some people never figured it out.","text_w_direction":"When I was young, I spent several years at a private school where I was told I would be taught to harness my mutant abilities. Turned out it was a conman copying Charles Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters from the X-Men comic books. Took me years to figure out that it was a con. Some people never figured it out.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51520,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Gabor","text":"Oh, I have a few powers. Night hearing. Dogs understand where I point. And our training included picking carrots, scrubbing tubs, sewing imitation Levi's. A lot of telemarketing.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I have a few powers. Night hearing. Dogs understand where I point. And our training included picking carrots, scrubbing tubs, sewing imitation Levi's. A lot of telemarketing.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51521,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Angela","text":"I don't want to sit near any of those people for the next 20 years. Someone say something.","text_w_direction":"I don't want to sit near any of those people for the next 20 years. Someone say something.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51522,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Stanley","text":"I said something when they were thinking of hiring Jim. Didn't work then. And now look what he's doing to us.","text_w_direction":"I said something when they were thinking of hiring Jim. Didn't work then. And now look what he's doing to us.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51523,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Nellie","text":"Yeah, Jim, this is all your fault.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, Jim, this is all your fault.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51524,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"How is it my fault?","text_w_direction":"How is it my fault?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51525,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Nellie","text":"Here's an exercise for you, Jim. Imagine there are consequences to your actions. Imagine the whole world does not revolve around this. There are others.","text_w_direction":"Here's an exercise for you, Jim. Imagine there are consequences to your actions. Imagine the whole world does not revolve around this. There are others.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51526,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"But it's Dwight who's bring in all the weirdos.","text_w_direction":"But it's Dwight who's bring in all the weirdos.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51527,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Oscar","text":"Yeah, but Jim, Dwight's a weirdo. We can't blame a weirdo for bringing in weirdos. We can blame a normal for creating a situation where a weirdo was allowed to bring in weirdos.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but Jim, Dwight's a weirdo. We can't blame a weirdo for bringing in weirdos. We can blame a normal for creating a situation where a weirdo was allowed to bring in weirdos.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51528,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, I'm the one who has to sit next to this weirdo when Jim's away. I'm in a position where I'm rooting for Nate, and that just feels wrong. Forget it. I need to work on my mural. I have some pointy trees that I need to round off.","text_w_direction":"Hey, I'm the one who has to sit next to this weirdo when Jim's away. I'm in a position where I'm rooting for Nate, and that just feels wrong. [sighs] Forget it. I need to work on my mural. I have some pointy trees that I need to round off.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51529,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"David Wallace","text":"Hey Jim, I thought our call was for later.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Hey Jim, I thought our call was for later.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51530,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, this is actually about the new sales guy. Uh, Dwight has brought in a bunch of real weirdos. And I was wondering if I could have some input—","text_w_direction":"Yeah, this is actually about the new sales guy. Uh, Dwight has brought in a bunch of real weirdos. And I was wondering if I could have some input—","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51531,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"This is Dwight Schrute. Who am I speaking to? And don't lie. I can tell if you're lying.","text_w_direction":"[presses speaker button] This is Dwight Schrute. Who am I speaking to? And don't lie. I can tell if you're lying.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51532,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"David Wallace","text":"Hey, Dwight. It's David.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Dwight. It's David.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51533,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"David.","text_w_direction":"David.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51534,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"David Wallace","text":"Jim says he'd like some say in the hiring process.","text_w_direction":"Jim says he'd like some say in the hiring process.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51535,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Really? That's interesting. ‘Cause I was thinking that since Jim is only here part time, he might not be as invested in the decision-making process as someone like me who's here every day. And frankly, killing it lately.","text_w_direction":"Really? That's interesting. ‘Cause I was thinking that since Jim is only here part time, he might not be as invested in the decision-making process as someone like me who's here every day. And frankly, killing it lately.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51536,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"I was just thinking that because this person is gonna be sitting at my desk, near my wife—","text_w_direction":"I was just thinking that because this person is gonna be sitting at my desk, near my wife—","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51537,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"David Wallace","text":"Jim, another thing. Since we are gonna have to hire this junior sales associate to cover for you, I am going to have to pay you only for the days that you actually work.","text_w_direction":"Jim, another thing. Since we are gonna have to hire this junior sales associate to cover for you, I am going to have to pay you only for the days that you actually work.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51538,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Oh. Um...","text_w_direction":"Oh. Um...","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51539,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"David Wallace","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51540,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. I can't say that that's not fair.","text_w_direction":"Okay. I can't say that that's not fair.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51541,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Sounds fair to me, David.","text_w_direction":"Sounds fair to me, David.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51542,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"David Wallace","text":"And I know we have a call scheduled for later –","text_w_direction":"And I know we have a call scheduled for later –","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51543,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, yeah, so we'll just do that later.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah, so we'll just do that later.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51544,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"No. Why not do it now?","text_w_direction":"No. Why not do it now?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51545,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"David Wallace","text":"Yeah. What's up Jim?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. What's up Jim?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51546,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Uh... Well, it's about Athlead. I'm sorry. Does Dwight have to be on this part of the phone call?","text_w_direction":"Uh... [clears throat] Well, it's about Athlead. I'm sorry. Does Dwight have to be on this part of the phone call?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51547,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"I'd love to be in the loop, David.","text_w_direction":"I'd love to be in the loop, David.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51548,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"David Wallace","text":"It's okay. Go ahead, Jim.","text_w_direction":"It's okay. Go ahead, Jim.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51549,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"There's a very exciting opportunity to be a core investor –","text_w_direction":"There's a very exciting opportunity to be a core investor –","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51550,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"David Wallace","text":"Okay. Jim, I'm gonna have to stop you right there.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Jim, I'm gonna have to stop you right there.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51551,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Yes, okay. Bye.","text_w_direction":"Yes, okay. Bye.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51552,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"I'd love to invest.","text_w_direction":"[whispers] I'd love to invest.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51553,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"No, thanks.","text_w_direction":"No, thanks.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51554,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"I'd like to give you $100 million.","text_w_direction":"I'd like to give you $100 million. [snickers] [phone ringing]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51555,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Hide","text":"Why you make trees into bushes? You don't make paper from bushes.","text_w_direction":"Why you make trees into bushes? You don't make paper from bushes.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51556,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Hide, they're giving out jobs upstairs. Why don't you go up and get one?","text_w_direction":"Hide, they're giving out jobs upstairs. Why don't you go up and get one?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51557,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Hide","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51558,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51559,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Troy","text":"Whoops.","text_w_direction":"Whoops.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51560,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Zeke","text":"It's dense. Like bread.","text_w_direction":"[patting Darryl's hair] It's dense. Like bread.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51561,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight, you can't just hire someone ‘cause they're your friend.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, you can't just hire someone ‘cause they're your friend.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51562,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm not. These people are the best of the best. I find talent an attractive quality in a friend.","text_w_direction":"I'm not. These people are the best of the best. I find talent an attractive quality in a friend.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51563,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Nellie","text":"They're freaks, Dwight. All your friends are weirdos and freaks.","text_w_direction":"They're freaks, Dwight. All your friends are weirdos and freaks.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51564,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"You know who else was a freak? Spider-man. And he was also a hero.","text_w_direction":"You know who else was a freak? Spider-man. And he was also a hero.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51565,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Darryl","text":"Your friends are like Spider-man, if he had gotten bitten by a spider and then got really into m*st*rb*t*ng.","text_w_direction":"Your friends are like Spider-man, if he had gotten bitten by a spider and then got really into m*st*rb*t*ng.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51566,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Wolf","text":"Man, how cool is it gonna be when I start working here? Paintball fights at lunch.","text_w_direction":"Man, how cool is it gonna be when I start working here? Paintball fights at lunch.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51567,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Mandatory paintball. Uh, wolf, please report to the parking lot for mandatory paintball at lunch.","text_w_direction":"Mandatory paintball. Uh, wolf, please report to the parking lot for mandatory paintball at lunch.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51568,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Wolf is hilarious. He has executed me over 100 times at point-blank range. Half of ‘em, we were on the same team. Oh my God. How I screamed. Ah, that goof.","text_w_direction":"Wolf is hilarious. He has executed me over 100 times at point-blank range. Half of ‘em, we were on the same team. Oh my God. How I screamed. Ah, that goof.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51569,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Sell me this piece of paper. Watch this.","text_w_direction":"Sell me this piece of paper. Watch this.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51570,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Wolf","text":"Do you want this paper?","text_w_direction":"Do you want this paper?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51571,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"I sure do.","text_w_direction":"I sure do.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51572,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Wolf","text":"It's not very good.","text_w_direction":"It's not very good.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51573,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"I will pay you whatever it takes.","text_w_direction":"I will pay you whatever it takes.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51574,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Wolf","text":"I think I wanna keep it now. It must be pretty special if you want it so bad.","text_w_direction":"I think I wanna keep it now. It must be pretty special if you want it so bad.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51575,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"No, you have lots of other pieces of paper that are just like it. So here, just take my money.","text_w_direction":"No, you have lots of other pieces of paper that are just like it. So here, just take my money.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51576,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Wolf","text":"Stop trying to get my paper buddy. Okay read my lips. It's over.","text_w_direction":"Stop trying to get my paper buddy. Okay read my lips. It's over.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51577,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay. Good. That was great. So. Wow. You're still at the 570 number?","text_w_direction":"Okay. Good. That was great. So. Wow. You're still at the 570 number?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51578,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Wolf","text":"I am.","text_w_direction":"I am.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51579,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay. Good, good, good.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Good, good, good. [sighs]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51580,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Hide","text":"I have eight years experience selling electronics in Sanyo store in downtown Tokyo. I was a doctor. And I have a business degree from Tokyo University.","text_w_direction":"I have eight years experience selling electronics in Sanyo store in downtown Tokyo. I was a doctor. And I have a business degree from Tokyo University.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51581,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"This isn't gonna work out.","text_w_direction":"This isn't gonna work out.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51582,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Hide","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. [chuckles]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51583,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Nate is a proven entity, but not without his handicaps; hearing, vision, basic cognition. Trevor is great, but I saw no fire in him today. And this is a guy who loves to start fires. Troy is literally one of a kind. He's a goblin, or a hobbit, or a kobold, which is a type of gremlin. And yet I'm hesitant. Why can't I pull the trigger on any of them?","text_w_direction":"Nate is a proven entity, but not without his handicaps; hearing, vision, basic cognition. Trevor is great, but I saw no fire in him today. And this is a guy who loves to start fires. Troy is literally one of a kind. He's a goblin, or a hobbit, or a kobold, which is a type of gremlin. And yet I'm hesitant. Why can't I pull the trigger on any of them?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51584,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"No, no, no. I just need to tell them. I just need to tell them.","text_w_direction":"[groaning] No, no, no. I just need to tell them. I just need to tell them. [knock at door]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51585,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Melvina","text":"Do you need to be changed?","text_w_direction":"Do you need to be changed?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51586,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"I do that myself now.","text_w_direction":"I do that myself now.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51587,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Melvina","text":"Mm. Are you going to make a decision soon? I've been double-parked for five hours. I'm wondering if I should move my car.","text_w_direction":"Mm. Are you going to make a decision soon? I've been double-parked for five hours. I'm wondering if I should move my car.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51588,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"No, you've been towed by now. They tow after about 45 minutes.","text_w_direction":"No, you've been towed by now. They tow after about 45 minutes.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51589,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Melvina","text":"Well, the joke's on them. I live right next to the tow yard. All they did was save me some gas.","text_w_direction":"Well, the joke's on them. I live right next to the tow yard. All they did was save me some gas.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51590,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Trevor","text":"Hey man, we get how difficult this is. And no matter how you choose, we're still gonna be your friend.","text_w_direction":"Hey man, we get how difficult this is. And no matter how you choose, we're still gonna be your friend.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51591,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Wolf","text":"Yeah, whether it's me or Troy Underbridge, or Gabor, or Melvina—","text_w_direction":"Yeah, whether it's me or Troy Underbridge, or Gabor, or Melvina—","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51592,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Or none of you","text_w_direction":"Or none of you [chuckles]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51593,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Wolf","text":"Yeah, you'd bring us all down here, put us through the wringer and then choose none of us.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you'd bring us all down here, put us through the wringer and then choose none of us.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51594,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Trevor","text":"Can you imagine how insulting that would be? The contempt that a person like that would have to have for you.","text_w_direction":"Can you imagine how insulting that would be? The contempt that a person like that would have to have for you.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51595,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"I wish I could hire all of you.","text_w_direction":"I wish I could hire all of you.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51596,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Zeke","text":"I could start Monday.","text_w_direction":"I could start Monday.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51597,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Psst. Jim Jim? Jim, turn around. Jim, turn around. Jim, turn around.","text_w_direction":"Psst. Jim Jim? [whispering] Jim, turn around. Jim, turn around. Jim, turn around.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51598,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Ahh, I love staring off in one direction. If I'm not looking south, I'm not livin'. That's what I always say.","text_w_direction":"Ahh, I love staring off in one direction. If I'm not looking south, I'm not livin'. That's what I always say.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51599,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Just act natural.","text_w_direction":"Just act natural. [grunts]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51600,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"And I was thinking it's only fair that you help make this decision since they'll be sitting at your desk next to your wife.","text_w_direction":"And I was thinking it's only fair that you help make this decision since they'll be sitting at your desk next to your wife.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51601,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"But you know I wouldn't hire any of these all-stars.","text_w_direction":"But you know I wouldn't hire any of these all-stars.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51602,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Aah! God, that sucks! Aah! What are you gonna do? I mean, it's your call.","text_w_direction":"Aah! God, that sucks! Aah! What are you gonna do? I mean, it's your call.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51603,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Nope. Your friends not turning out to be as great as you thought? Not even Gabor?","text_w_direction":"Nope. Your friends not turning out to be as great as you thought? Not even Gabor?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51604,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"I guess I just have higher standards for my work colleagues than for my friends. I just couldn't picture any of them in the old gold and gray.","text_w_direction":"I guess I just have higher standards for my work colleagues than for my friends. I just couldn't picture any of them in the old gold and gray.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51605,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"I knew it. You designed a uniform for Dunder Mifflin.","text_w_direction":"I knew it. You designed a uniform for Dunder Mifflin.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51606,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Summer. Winter. Jungle. Formal.","text_w_direction":"Summer. Winter. Jungle. Formal.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51607,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Well, I for one, was amazed at how qualified everyone was. You?","text_w_direction":"Well, I for one, was amazed at how qualified everyone was. You?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51608,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes. Thank you. Amazed.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Thank you. Amazed.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51609,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"And I gotta say, this was a tough decision. And we had to go with none of you.","text_w_direction":"And I gotta say, this was a tough decision. And we had to go with none of you.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51610,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Sensei Ira","text":"I'm sorry?","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51611,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"What? This is such bullcrap!","text_w_direction":"What? This is such bullcrap!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51612,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Well, you know, Wallace put me in charge, so you have no say.","text_w_direction":"Well, you know, Wallace put me in charge, so you have no say.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51613,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Wow. So much crap. It's just a load of B.C. How could you do this to them?","text_w_direction":"Wow. So much crap. It's just a load of B.C. How could you do this to them?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51614,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Too much now.","text_w_direction":"Too much now.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51615,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51616,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Nate","text":"Do we get our resumes back or do you keep them? Because I only have the one, and I have a chili recipe on the back that I really wanna keep.","text_w_direction":"Do we get our resumes back or do you keep them? Because I only have the one, and I have a chili recipe on the back that I really wanna keep.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51617,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, this is an outrage. Ugh! You know what? This is Jim Halpert's home address, in case you guys wanna toilet paper his house or whatever.","text_w_direction":"Okay, this is an outrage. Ugh! You know what? This is Jim Halpert's home address, in case you guys wanna toilet paper his house or whatever.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51618,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"That seems inconsiderate.","text_w_direction":"That seems inconsiderate.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51619,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Rolf","text":"No. We get it. Thanks so much for the opportunity, Dwight. Don't open any suspicious packages you may receive. No, wait. Do open them. Totally safe.","text_w_direction":"No. We get it. Thanks so much for the opportunity, Dwight. Don't open any suspicious packages you may receive. No, wait. Do open them. Totally safe.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51620,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Guys, it wasn't up to me. Rolf, come on. Guys, it wasn't my choice! I would have hired all of you! Gabor, Gabor.","text_w_direction":"Guys, it wasn't up to me. Rolf, come on. Guys, it wasn't my choice! I would have hired all of you! Gabor, Gabor.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51621,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Trevor","text":"Well, my day's shot.","text_w_direction":"Well, my day's shot.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51622,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Rolf","text":"Yeah, it's that weird hour where it's too late to start a slow roast and too early for a Swanson's.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it's that weird hour where it's too late to start a slow roast and too early for a Swanson's.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51623,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Wolf","text":"I got it. Paintball.","text_w_direction":"I got it. Paintball.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51624,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, that sounds awesome. Can we wait till I get off work?","text_w_direction":"Oh, that sounds awesome. Can we wait till I get off work?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51625,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Trevor","text":"And what are we supposed to do until then?","text_w_direction":"[yelling] And what are we supposed to do until then?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51626,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51627,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Wolf","text":"Let's just go, you guys.","text_w_direction":"Let's just go, you guys.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51628,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Rolf","text":"Yeah. No limit on weapons class, right?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. No limit on weapons class, right?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51629,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"All right. I think that went well.","text_w_direction":"All right. I think that went well.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51630,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"So, uh, if you just take a look at this, and then that'll print out—Hey. Meet your new desk mate.","text_w_direction":"So, uh, if you just take a look at this, and then that'll print out—Hey. Meet your new desk mate.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51631,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Clark","text":"What's up good lookin'?","text_w_direction":"What's up good lookin'?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51632,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, cool. Hey Clark.","text_w_direction":"Oh, cool. Hey Clark.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51633,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Trust me, this is the least of all evils. It took me all day to pull this off, so you should be thrilled, considering.","text_w_direction":"Trust me, this is the least of all evils. It took me all day to pull this off, so you should be thrilled, considering.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51634,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, I guess. I mean, I kinda liked my old desk mate.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I guess. I mean, I kinda liked my old desk mate.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51635,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. I'm really sorry I told the guys I'd be there for the board meeting.","text_w_direction":"Okay. I'm really sorry I told the guys I'd be there for the board meeting.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51636,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Of course.","text_w_direction":"Of course.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51637,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"I'll call you when I get there.","text_w_direction":"I'll call you when I get there.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51638,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51639,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51640,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Bye.","text_w_direction":"Bye.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51641,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"Take care of my wife. I will be back.","text_w_direction":"Take care of my wife. I will be back.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51642,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"They say that everyone outgrows their friends at some point in their lives. Well I just outgrew them all in the span of three hours.","text_w_direction":"They say that everyone outgrows their friends at some point in their lives. Well I just outgrew them all in the span of three hours.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51643,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Clark","text":"Hey, Pam, I'm going to the kitchen. You want anything?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Pam, I'm going to the kitchen. You want anything?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51644,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"I'm good.","text_w_direction":"I'm good.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51645,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, hey, I'll take a coffee.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey, I'll take a coffee.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51646,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Clark","text":"Oh, I'm sorry. You gotta be this cool for coffee.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'm sorry. You gotta be this cool for coffee.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51647,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[scoffs]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51648,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, Dwight. Wanna haze the new guy?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Dwight. Wanna haze the new guy?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51649,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Who, me?","text_w_direction":"Who, me?","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51650,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Us.","text_w_direction":"Us.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51651,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Absolutely, I do.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely, I do. [giggles]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51652,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"Okay. Okay, here. Okay, so the next time he goes to the bathroom, I'll distract him, you take that.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Okay, here. Okay, so the next time he goes to the bathroom, I'll distract him, you take that.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51653,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, yeah, I know what to do. Okay. Oh, that's great.","text_w_direction":"Okay, yeah, I know what to do. Okay. Oh, that's great.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51654,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"","text_w_direction":"[shushes]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51655,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam & Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[laughs]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51656,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Aah!","text_w_direction":"Aah!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51657,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Clark","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51658,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Welcome to the club, pig!","text_w_direction":"Welcome to the club, pig! [laughs]","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51659,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Pam","text":"No, Dwight!","text_w_direction":"No, Dwight!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51660,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Dwight","text":"Aah!","text_w_direction":"Aah!","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51661,"season":9,"episode":13,"episode_name":"Junior Salesman","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Carrie Kemper","character":"Jim","text":"No, it does matter who ends up sitting next to Pam when I'm gone. The people around you are basically who you end up spending your life with. I mean, because of where my desk was, I spent all those years looking at Pam, and I fell in love. So, that stuff matters. Definitely does.","text_w_direction":"No, it does matter who ends up sitting next to Pam when I'm gone. The people around you are basically who you end up spending your life with. I mean, because of where my desk was, I spent all those years looking at Pam, and I fell in love. So, that stuff matters. Definitely does.","imdb_rating":7.7,"total_votes":1394,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51662,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"Have you seen Darryl?","text_w_direction":"Have you seen Darryl?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51663,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"He's around here somewhere.","text_w_direction":"He's around here somewhere.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51664,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"Mmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmm. [exits, Erin smiles deviously]","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51665,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah, Darryl's here. So is Santa Claus. It's just a regular Thursday. Neither guy is here. And, it's Friday. Welcome to me and Darryl's world of lies.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, Darryl's here. So is Santa Claus. It's just a regular Thursday. [checks for anyone around] Neither guy is here. And, it's Friday. Welcome to me and Darryl's world of lies.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51666,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Nobody knows it yet, but Darryl already started working in Philly. So now, he has to sneak out of here like the sneakiest little sneaky-sneak you ever saw. And I'm his helper. It's so fun.","text_w_direction":"Nobody knows it yet, but Darryl already started working in Philly. So now, he has to sneak out of here like the sneakiest little sneaky-sneak you ever saw. And I'm his helper. It's so fun.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51667,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Darryl. Meet... bear... ull.","text_w_direction":"[as Darryl descends stairs, Erin ascends carrying a giant teddy bear] Darryl. Meet... bear... ull.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51668,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"How much did you pay for that?","text_w_direction":"How much did you pay for that?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51669,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Nothing. Won him at the carnival. Spent a ton on tickets, though. Drive safe.","text_w_direction":"Nothing. Won him at the carnival. Spent a ton on tickets, though. Drive safe.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51670,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"Everybody knows I go to Philly. I've just been using sick days I saved up. But, Erin was so excited about being sneaky-sneaks, I went along with it.","text_w_direction":"Everybody knows I go to Philly. I've just been using sick days I saved up. But, Erin was so excited about being sneaky-sneaks, I went along with it.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51671,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Ha, ha, ha! Darryl, you are too much! That guy's hilarious. He's here today.","text_w_direction":"[exiting Darryl's office] Ha, ha, ha! Darryl, you are too much! [to Phyllis] That guy's hilarious. He's here today. [giant teddy bear is viewed in Darryl's office]","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51672,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"I've really been putting in the hours on this mural. And my boss is totally OK with it, because he's in the Bahamas and has no clue what anybody is doing. I'm usually very self-critical. I hate what I paint. But, I don't know, this time I feel like it's, um, it's really coming together... Oh my god! Wha? You've gotta be kidding me! What it... are those... are those butts? Huh? No way. No way!","text_w_direction":"I've really been putting in the hours on this mural. And my boss is totally OK with it, because he's in the Bahamas and has no clue what anybody is doing. I'm usually very self-critical. I hate what I paint. But, I don't know, this time I feel like it's, um, it's really coming together... [sees mural] Oh my god! [camera pans to mural with butts painted over it] Wha? You've gotta be kidding me! What it... are those... are those butts? [to warehouse crew] Huh? No way. No way!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51673,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Angela","text":"Excuse me, everyone. Is it OK if I leave early from work today? It's Phillip's first birthday and the senator and I are hosting a party at our house.","text_w_direction":"Excuse me, everyone. Is it OK if I leave early from work today? It's Phillip's first birthday and the senator and I are hosting a party at our house.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51674,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Aw, cute! So there'll be a bunch of kids.","text_w_direction":"Aw, cute! So there'll be a bunch of kids.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51675,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Angela","text":"No. No children. Our house is not kid-friendly. Most of our furniture is sharp. Also, ew. It will mostly be campaign donors.","text_w_direction":"No. No children. Our house is not kid-friendly. Most of our furniture is sharp. Also, ew. It will mostly be campaign donors.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51676,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kevin","text":"Angela, I am prepared to donate a whopping... 8 dollars to Lipton For America to have an invitation...","text_w_direction":"Angela, I am prepared to donate a whopping... [pulls cash from wallet] 8 dollars to Lipton For America to have an invitation...","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51677,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Angela","text":"No, no, please. You know, actually, none of you could even really make the cut for this thing. Which I am so sad about.","text_w_direction":"No, no, please. You know, actually, none of you could even really make the cut for this thing. Which I am so sad about.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51678,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Oscar","text":"Angela. You're going to find out, so I thought I'd let you know that, uh, Robert invited me too.","text_w_direction":"[undertone] Angela. You're going to find out, so I thought I'd let you know that, uh, Robert invited me too.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51679,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Angela","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51680,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Oscar","text":"He said he wanted me there for support.","text_w_direction":"He said he wanted me there for support.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51681,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Angela","text":"I'm his! His... wife.","text_w_direction":"I'm his! His... wife.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51682,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Oscar","text":"Angela's husband and I are in love. But, as a politician in this town, you still need the conventional blonde wife on your lawn signs. He is risking everything to have me there today. Me.","text_w_direction":"Angela's husband and I are in love. But, as a politician in this town, you still need the conventional blonde wife on your lawn signs. He is risking everything to have me there today. [laughs] Me.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51683,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Angela","text":"We agreed that you wouldn't be seen with him in public. It's humiliating for me. Well, if you get to bring a stud, maybe I do too.","text_w_direction":"[on phone with Robert] We agreed that you wouldn't be seen with him in public. It's humiliating for me. Well, if you get to bring a stud, maybe I do too.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51684,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"[in Darryl and Jim's Philly apartment] Hey.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51685,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51686,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"We are splitting a sublet on a place near Philly.","text_w_direction":"We are splitting a sublet on a place near Philly.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51687,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"Just a couple of grown, sexy-ass roommates.","text_w_direction":"Just a couple of grown, sexy-ass roommates.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51688,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"And, as much as I miss Pam and the kids, it's, uh, kinda nice to live the bachelor life again. You know, let your hair down.","text_w_direction":"And, as much as I miss Pam and the kids, it's, uh, kinda nice to live the bachelor life again. You know, let your hair down.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51689,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"Jim was nice enough to give me his bedroom.","text_w_direction":"Jim was nice enough to give me his bedroom.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51690,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"I'm couching it!","text_w_direction":"I'm couching it!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51691,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"Which usually means there's clothes all over the living room.","text_w_direction":"Which usually means there's clothes all over the living room.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51692,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"And this dude labels his food. He's the clean one. And, I'm the messy one. How much fun is this?","text_w_direction":"And this dude labels his food. He's the clean one. And, I'm the messy one. How much fun is this?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51693,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"I love Jim. I love that he hooked me up with a job. It's just, he uses old t-shirts as wash rags. He doesn't wash his dishes. Apparently, they need to soak... He hooked me up with a job.","text_w_direction":"I love Jim. I love that he hooked me up with a job. It's just, he uses old t-shirts as wash rags. He doesn't wash his dishes. Apparently, they need to [quote-unquote fingers] soak... He hooked me up with a job.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51694,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Attention, everyone. Can I have your attention, please? Yeah, I don't know everybody's name down here, but whoever did this will you please raise your hand. Hello? This is not over. OK? I will stay up here all day if I have to. Is that what you want? Yeah, I will also come down if I want to. It's my choice.","text_w_direction":"[ascends on lift, using megaphone] Attention, everyone. Can I have your attention, please? Yeah, I don't know everybody's name down here, but whoever did this will you please raise your hand. [no one replies] Hello? This is not over. OK? I will stay up here all day if I have to. Is that what you want? [descends on lift] Yeah, I will also come down if I want to. It's my choice.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51695,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"I don't demand justice often. I'm not like Angela, who calls a lawyer every time someone watches a YouTube video of animals doing it. But, someone should get fired over this, right? Val's no help. Andy's gone. Jim's out. I just feel like I'm on my own here. I mean, OK, not completely on my own. But, in terms of people who can do something. Thank you, Brian.","text_w_direction":"I don't demand justice often. I'm not like Angela, who calls a lawyer every time someone watches a YouTube video of animals doing it. But, someone should get fired over this, right? Val's no help. Andy's gone. Jim's out. I just feel like I'm on my own here. [boom microphone bumps her head, she smiles] I mean, OK, not completely on my own. But, in terms of people who can do something. Thank you, Brian.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51696,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Hey. So, Wade wants to send people to the Sloan conference. We gotta compile a list of our target clients.","text_w_direction":"Hey. So, Wade wants to send people to the Sloan conference. We gotta compile a list of our target clients.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51697,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"Already on it. I ordered them by their Google trend ranking so we know who to hit first.","text_w_direction":"Already on it. I ordered them by their Google trend ranking so we know who to hit first.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51698,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Who is this guy? We are killing it.","text_w_direction":"[to camera] Who is this guy? We are killing it.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51699,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"Yes sir.","text_w_direction":"Yes sir. [notices Jim's using his coffee mug]","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51700,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51701,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Conference room. Everybody. Now!","text_w_direction":"[entering office] Conference room. Everybody. Now!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51702,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"You don't have the clearance to call a conference room meeting.","text_w_direction":"You don't have the clearance to call a conference room meeting.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51703,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Yes, but David Wallace does. And he asked me to gather everyone to talk about stuff... That's gonna be revealed once we're in the conference room for the meeting.","text_w_direction":"Yes, but David Wallace does. And he asked me to gather everyone to talk about stuff... That's gonna be revealed once we're in the conference room for the meeting.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51704,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"You're telling me, David Wallace asked you to call a super secret, classified conference room meeting?","text_w_direction":"You're telling me, David Wallace asked you to call a super secret, classified conference room meeting?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51705,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51706,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Let's go everyone. Super secret, classified conference room meeting, now!","text_w_direction":"Let's go everyone. Super secret, classified conference room meeting, now!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51707,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"I have terrible news. Someone defaced my mural. They painted all over it.","text_w_direction":"[to everyone in conference room] I have terrible news. Someone defaced my mural. They painted all over it.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51708,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"I thought that's what you were doing.","text_w_direction":"I thought that's what you were doing.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51709,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, but this is different.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but this is different.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51710,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"Oh. They used worse paint than your paint?","text_w_direction":"Oh. They used worse paint than your paint?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51711,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"I don't think so, but they put paint where I didn't want paint. So...","text_w_direction":"I don't think so, but they put paint where I didn't want paint. So...","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51712,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Erin","text":"I thought you wanted paint on the whole thing.","text_w_direction":"I thought you wanted paint on the whole thing.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51713,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Different colored paint. I wanted different colored paint in the spots where they put their paint. So, it just is... OK, the point is, these warehouse guys are vandals. And, they need to be stopped.","text_w_direction":"Different colored paint. I wanted different colored paint in the spots where they put their paint. So, it just is... OK, the point is, these warehouse guys are vandals. And, they need to be stopped.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51714,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Meredith","text":"Yeah, and somebody had the balls to put my phone number on the men's room wall. Which is so messed up. It's 6782 not 83.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, and somebody had the balls to put my phone number on the men's room wall. Which is so messed up. It's 6782 not 83.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51715,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Creed","text":"Uh, 6783's also a good time. Less mileage.","text_w_direction":"Uh, 6783's also a good time. Less mileage.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51716,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Oscar","text":"Pam, what can be done?","text_w_direction":"Pam, what can be done?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51717,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Yes. Thank you. Let's answer that question.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Thank you. Let's answer that question.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51718,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Oscar","text":"I was politely saying nothing can be done. I thought I was clear.","text_w_direction":"I was politely saying nothing can be done. I thought I was clear.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51719,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"What? Come on guys. We need to figure out who did this and punish them. This isn't just about me. This is about all of us. This is our mural. Don't you see? How much we worked on this? How much time and energy? We put our heart and soul into this thing.","text_w_direction":"What? Come on guys. We need to figure out who did this and punish them. This isn't just about me. This is about all of us. This is our mural. Don't you see? How much we worked on this? How much time and energy? We put our heart and soul into this thing.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51720,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Phyllis","text":"David Wallace called this meeting?","text_w_direction":"David Wallace called this meeting?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51721,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Sure did. I was as surprised as you, but apparently, he is very passionate about public art.","text_w_direction":"Sure did. I was as surprised as you, but apparently, he is very passionate about public art.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51722,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"No, no. Come on, guys. Don't go.","text_w_direction":"[as everyone begin to leave] No, no. Come on, guys. Don't go.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51723,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Pam, I'll help you.","text_w_direction":"Pam, I'll help you.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51724,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"You will?","text_w_direction":"You will?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51725,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"If there's anything I hate worse than art, it's crime.","text_w_direction":"If there's anything I hate worse than art, it's crime.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51726,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51727,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"I am in too, Pam.","text_w_direction":"I am in too, Pam.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51728,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51729,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"Yes, of course. I believe in you. I believe in your art. And I am bored.","text_w_direction":"Yes, of course. I believe in you. I believe in your art. And I am bored.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51730,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51731,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"I was hoping for a righteous mob, and I ended up with Dwight and Nellie. But, they both have a mob mentality. And, I'm pretty sure Dwight has a pitchfork in his car.","text_w_direction":"I was hoping for a righteous mob, and I ended up with Dwight and Nellie. But, they both have a mob mentality. And, I'm pretty sure Dwight has a pitchfork in his car.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51732,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"You need my pitchfork?","text_w_direction":"[enters quickly] You need my pitchfork?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51733,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Angela","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"[approaches Dwight as he leaves] Hey!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51734,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"What is it? I have vengeance to exact.","text_w_direction":"What is it? I have vengeance to exact.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51735,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Angela","text":"Exciting news. There's room for one more at my son's birthday event. And, I want you.","text_w_direction":"Exciting news. There's room for one more at my son's birthday event. And, I want you.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51736,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Ah, I'm not interested.","text_w_direction":"Ah, I'm not interested.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51737,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Angela","text":"What? Wait. The state transportation secretary will be there. You could sell your beet salt idea to the highway people.","text_w_direction":"What? Wait. The state transportation secretary will be there. You could sell your beet salt idea to the highway people.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51738,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"If I get the deicing gig, it's not gonna be on merit. Not because I played politics.","text_w_direction":"If I get the deicing gig, it's not gonna be on merit. Not because I played politics. [exits]","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51739,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kevin","text":"Hey. So, a little birdie just told me that Dwight can't come to your son's birthday. So, do you want me to go with you?","text_w_direction":"Hey. So, a little birdie just told me that Dwight can't come to your son's birthday. So, do you want me to go with you?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51740,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Angela","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51741,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kevin","text":"OK. I understand. I'll just stay here, then. Alone with the money.","text_w_direction":"OK. I understand. I'll just stay here, then. Alone with the money.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51742,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Angela","text":"Aw, crap.","text_w_direction":"Aw, crap.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51743,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"I am handing out pieces of paper. On which, you will draw one human butt. What I do with said drawings, is no one's business but my own.","text_w_direction":"[in warehouse] I am handing out pieces of paper. On which, you will draw one human butt. What I do with said drawings, is no one's business but my own.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51744,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Frank","text":"You're gonna to compare 'um to the butts up there.","text_w_direction":"You're gonna to compare 'um to the butts up there. [gestures mural]","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51745,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Incorrect. It is my fetish. Oh, also, sign them. My fetish is signed drawings of butts.","text_w_direction":"Incorrect. It is my fetish. Oh, also, sign them. My fetish is signed drawings of butts.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51746,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Glenn","text":"I'm not drawing a butt.","text_w_direction":"I'm not drawing a butt.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51747,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"All right then, they're bottoms. Uh, we should ask you to do big, rounded Ws.","text_w_direction":"All right then, they're bottoms. Uh, we should ask you to do big, rounded Ws.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51748,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes. Or nipplous breasts. Perhaps.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Or nipplous breasts. Perhaps.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51749,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Val","text":"OK, OK. I think it's time to get back to work. Come on, fellas. Let's go.","text_w_direction":"OK, OK. I think it's time to get back to work. Come on, fellas. Let's go.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51750,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Or melons. Like cantaloups. With the halves are cut off. And then, just the bottom parts...","text_w_direction":"Or melons. Like cantaloups. With the halves are cut off. And then, just the bottom parts...","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51751,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"Well, this is getting us nowhere.","text_w_direction":"Well, this is getting us nowhere.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51752,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"We need another approach. Um, we need to fine the weakest one and separate him from the group. Yeah. I think if we could get Nate alone, we could crack him.","text_w_direction":"We need another approach. Um, we need to fine the weakest one and separate him from the group. [they notice Nate struggling with a box] Yeah. I think if we could get Nate alone, we could crack him.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51753,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"We just need a pretense to talk to him. We could tell him that his mother is dying. That usually works on him. Nate. Your mother is dying.","text_w_direction":"We just need a pretense to talk to him. We could tell him that his mother is dying. That usually works on him. [holds up phone] Nate. Your mother is dying. [Nate reacts with grief]","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51754,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"See, I feel bad about that.","text_w_direction":"See, I feel bad about that.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51755,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"It's all right. It's all right.","text_w_direction":"It's all right. It's all right.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51756,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nate","text":"So, she's gonna pull through again? That's great. Can I talk to her?","text_w_direction":"So, she's gonna pull through again? [all nod] That's great. Can I talk to her?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51757,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"No. She needs her rest again.","text_w_direction":"No. She needs her rest again.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51758,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"Now listen. Now that we have got you here, let's talk about this mural business.","text_w_direction":"Now listen. Now that we have got you here, let's talk about this mural business.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51759,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"You know who the vandal is. Now, I know a lot of these warehouse guys are your friends, but we've got chewing gum.","text_w_direction":"You know who the vandal is. Now, I know a lot of these warehouse guys are your friends, but we've got chewing gum.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51760,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nate","text":"Gum's gotten mintier lately. Have you noticed? Like, some of it's just too minty. It's like they're literally trying to hurt...","text_w_direction":"Gum's gotten mintier lately. Have you noticed? Like, some of it's just too minty. It's like they're literally trying to hurt...","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51761,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Tell us who defaced the mural!","text_w_direction":"[interrupting] Tell us who defaced the mural!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51762,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nate","text":"He did it.","text_w_direction":"[points at Warehouse Worker Frank] He did it.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51763,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"All right. You can go. Give him his gum.","text_w_direction":"All right. You can go. Give him his gum.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51764,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"There's no gum. There never was any gum.","text_w_direction":"There's no gum. There never was any gum.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51765,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nate","text":"That's really rude.","text_w_direction":"[leaving] That's really rude.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51766,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kevin","text":"Opening with pub pastries? That's a bold play. They're saying, it's only gonna get better from here? Good luck.","text_w_direction":"[at Phillip's party] Opening with pub pastries? That's a bold play. They're saying, it's only gonna get better from here? Good luck.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51767,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Oscar","text":"That painting is just... How can anyone that weighs less than a guinea hen be so terrifying?","text_w_direction":"[noticing a portrait of Angela on the wall] That painting is just... How can anyone that weighs less than a guinea hen be so terrifying?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51768,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Party Announcer","text":"Ladies and gentlemen, Senator and Angela Lipton.","text_w_direction":"Ladies and gentlemen, Senator and Angela Lipton. [guests applaud]","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51769,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Senator","text":"Thanks, everybody. Thanks for coming. Phillip had no idea he was so popular.","text_w_direction":"Thanks, everybody. Thanks for coming. Phillip had no idea he was so popular.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51770,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Angela","text":"Oh, Robert, you're horrible. Simon, Maxine. Who let you guys in here?","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Oh, Robert, you're horrible. [to other guests] Simon, Maxine. [sarcastically] Who let you guys in here?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51771,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Athlead Employee","text":"This is the team.","text_w_direction":"[points to Jim and Darryl] This is the team.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51772,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Nice job, man.","text_w_direction":"Nice job, man.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51773,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"You too... Darryl.","text_w_direction":"You too... Darryl.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51774,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"What? Oh, man! I'm sorry about that.","text_w_direction":"[confused] What? [Darryl points at his thermos Jim has been using] Oh, man! I'm sorry about that.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51775,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"It's cool. Reading's tricky sometimes.","text_w_direction":"It's cool. Reading's tricky sometimes.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51776,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, um... Are you really mad about this?","text_w_direction":"Oh, um... Are you really mad about this?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51777,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"That's my go-to thermos. That's all.","text_w_direction":"That's my go-to thermos. That's all.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51778,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Oh. It's your go-to therm. Oh, man. That's a bummer. I'm sorry about that.","text_w_direction":"Oh. It's your go-to therm. Oh, man. That's a bummer. I'm sorry about that.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51779,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"No big deal. No big deal.","text_w_direction":"No big deal. No big deal.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51780,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"No, no. If it's a big deal, it's a big deal.","text_w_direction":"No, no. If it's a big deal, it's a big deal.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51781,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"Nah, nah...","text_w_direction":"Nah, nah...","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51782,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"No big deal.","text_w_direction":"No big deal.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51783,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"Nah, nah, nah. You don't have to do that.","text_w_direction":"[as Jim empties thermos into trash] Nah, nah, nah. You don't have to do that.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51784,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Honestly, I don't mind. Did you want me to wash it for you or...","text_w_direction":"Honestly, I don't mind. [long, awkward pause until thermos is empty] Did you want me to wash it for you or...","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51785,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"I don't know. You gonna wash it? Or you gonna let it soak?","text_w_direction":"I don't know. You gonna wash it? Or you gonna let it soak?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51786,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"OK. Here ya go.","text_w_direction":"[after tense pause] OK. Here ya go. [roughly hands Darryl his thermos]","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51787,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51788,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"So, Frank. Do you have any thoughts about what was done? By you?","text_w_direction":"So, Frank. Do you have any thoughts about what was done? By you?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51789,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Maybe, maybe I could, could get the ball rolling. Um, Frank? Hi. Pam. Um, I am so sorry if I've done anything to offend you. I'm sure it isn't easy for you guys to have an upstairs person coming down in your space. So. Truly. If, if, I apologize. But enough about me. Your turn.","text_w_direction":"[to Nellie] Maybe, maybe I could, could get the ball rolling. [Nellie nods] Um, Frank? Hi. Pam. Um, I am so sorry if I've done anything to offend you. I'm sure it isn't easy for you guys to have an upstairs person coming down in your space. So. Truly. If, if, I apologize. But enough about me. Your turn.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51790,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Toby","text":"You sort of deserve an apology here. Frank?","text_w_direction":"[Warehouse Worker Frank remains silent, picks ear] You sort of deserve an apology here. Frank?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51791,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Frank","text":"I'm sorry I didn't like your crappy doodles. I drew a butt. Big deal. Butts are funny.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry I didn't like your crappy doodles. I drew a butt. Big deal. Butts are funny.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51792,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Well, I didn't think that butt was funny.","text_w_direction":"Well, I didn't think that butt was funny.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51793,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Frank","text":"Well, maybe if you got the stick out of yours.","text_w_direction":"Well, maybe if you got the stick out of yours.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51794,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"What was that?","text_w_direction":"What was that?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51795,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Frank","text":"You know what? You people can't fire me. So, screw you.","text_w_direction":"You know what? You people can't fire me. So, screw you. [exits]","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51796,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Whoa! Hey! That is not OK. What are you gonna do about that?","text_w_direction":"Whoa! Hey! That is not OK. What are you gonna do about that?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51797,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Toby","text":"Uh... it... compliment...","text_w_direction":"Uh... it... compliment...","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51798,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Nellie","text":"The first 'sorry' sounded sincere.","text_w_direction":"The first 'sorry' sounded sincere.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51799,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Toby","text":"There were two or three 'sorry's in there.","text_w_direction":"There were two or three 'sorry's in there. [mumbles along with Nellie]","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51800,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"That sucked. He didn't apologize. There's no talking to that guy.","text_w_direction":"That sucked. He didn't apologize. There's no talking to that guy.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51801,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, your little feelings party didn't work out? Huh? Who won the hugging contest? Oh, let me guess. Everyone tied for first.","text_w_direction":"Oh, your little feelings party didn't work out? Huh? Who won the hugging contest? Oh, let me guess. Everyone tied for first.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51802,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"We should just take him down.","text_w_direction":"We should just take him down.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51803,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait. Are you saying...","text_w_direction":"Wait. Are you saying...","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51804,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"I'm saying we should go scorched earth on that guy's face.","text_w_direction":"I'm saying we should go scorched earth on that guy's face.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51805,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Normally, I find Pam to be a comforting, if unarousing, presence around the office. Like a well-watered fern. But, today, she has tapped into this vengeful, violent side. And I'm like, wow, Pam has kind of a good butt.","text_w_direction":"Normally, I find Pam to be a comforting, if unarousing, presence around the office. Like a well-watered fern. But, today, she has tapped into this vengeful, violent side. And I'm like, wow, Pam has kind of a good butt.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51806,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"He messed with something that was important to you. We need to mess with something that's important to him.","text_w_direction":"He messed with something that was important to you. We need to mess with something that's important to him.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51807,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51808,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"A little eye for an eye action.","text_w_direction":"A little eye for an eye action.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51809,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51810,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Go all Hammurabi on this clown.","text_w_direction":"Go all Hammurabi on this clown.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51811,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"We need an infiltrator.","text_w_direction":"We need an infiltrator.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51812,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"I know just the man for the job.","text_w_direction":"I know just the man for the job. [looks at Clark]","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51813,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Clark?","text_w_direction":"Clark?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51814,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"He even looks like a mole.","text_w_direction":"He even looks like a mole.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51815,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Oscar","text":"One of his tee shots can wipe out a whole owl population.","text_w_direction":"One of his tee shots can wipe out a whole owl population.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51816,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Party Guest","text":"You two seem very close.","text_w_direction":"You two seem very close.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51817,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Senator","text":"Yes. We're good friends. Good friends.","text_w_direction":"Yes. We're good friends. Good friends.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51818,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Oscar","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51819,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Senator","text":"You know, I suppose that may ruffle a few feathers. For a long time, our party has turned it's back on the Hispanic people. Well, that is not who I am. I am a friend of the Latino community. And if you ask me, it's time we bid bigotry hasta luego. Now, does my embrace of Hispanics make me more electable? Given demographic trends? I don't know. And I don't care. What I care about is Oscar. My friend. Mi amigo. Oscar.","text_w_direction":"You know, I suppose that may ruffle a few feathers. For a long time, our party has turned it's back on the Hispanic people. Well, that is not who I am. [puts arms around Oscar] I am a friend of the Latino community. And if you ask me, it's time we bid bigotry hasta luego. [guests laugh] Now, does my embrace of Hispanics make me more electable? Given demographic trends? I don't know. And I don't care. What I care about is Oscar. [slaps Oscar's cheek] My friend. Mi amigo. Oscar. [guests applaud as he hugs Oscar]","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51820,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Oscar","text":"Maybe I should be insulted that he only invited me here to be his token Mexican friend. But, he could of invited any number of Hispanics that he knows. His gardener, Rogelio. Or he could've invited... Rogelio. But, he chose me. Rogelio's Malaysian... The son of a bitch is Malaysian.","text_w_direction":"Maybe I should be insulted that he only invited me here to be his token Mexican friend. But, he could of invited any number of Hispanics that he knows. His gardener, Rogelio. Or he could've invited... Rogelio. But, he chose me. Rogelio's Malaysian... The son of a bitch is Malaysian.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51821,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"Oh, hey.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51822,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51823,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"I usually watch TV during my lunch breaks. It's cool?","text_w_direction":"I usually watch TV during my lunch breaks. It's cool?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51824,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. Totally.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Totally.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51825,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51826,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"It's mine. Don't worry.","text_w_direction":"[after Darryl eyes him drinking from a thermos] It's mine. Don't worry.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51827,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"I didn't say anything.","text_w_direction":"I didn't say anything.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51828,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"I don't think you had to.","text_w_direction":"I don't think you had to.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51829,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"Excuse me?","text_w_direction":"Excuse me?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51830,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"I think you might be going a little crazy with this labeling thing, man. I mean, you put your name on a five pound bag of flour. Are you honestly saying that if I needed flour I couldn't use that?","text_w_direction":"I think you might be going a little crazy with this labeling thing, man. I mean, you put your name on a five pound bag of flour. Are you honestly saying that if I needed flour I couldn't use that?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51831,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"What you need flour for, Jim?","text_w_direction":"What you need flour for, Jim?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51832,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"That's not the point.","text_w_direction":"That's not the point.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51833,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"What? You making bread?","text_w_direction":"What? You making bread?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51834,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"No, I'm not making bread.","text_w_direction":"No, I'm not making bread.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51835,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"What kind of bread you making? Pumpernickel?","text_w_direction":"What kind of bread you making? Pumpernickel?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51836,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Darryl, it doesn't matter. I think you know the point I'm trying to make.","text_w_direction":"Darryl, it doesn't matter. I think you know the point I'm trying to make.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51837,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"All right, I'm being a jerk. You got me this job. I should be grateful. I am, I just... you know, I get finicky about my stuff. That's all.","text_w_direction":"All right, I'm being a jerk. You got me this job. I should be grateful. I am, I just... you know, I get finicky about my stuff. That's all.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51838,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"It's all good. Are we all good?","text_w_direction":"It's all good. Are we all good?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51839,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"We good.","text_w_direction":"We good.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51840,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"What's that cooler?","text_w_direction":"What's that cooler?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51841,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"Nothing. It's mine. What happened to my Tavis Smileys?","text_w_direction":"Nothing. [pulls out a can of soda] It's mine. [Jim shakes his head] [after looking through DVR] What happened to my Tavis Smileys?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51842,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, crap. Were those yours?","text_w_direction":"Oh, crap. Were those yours?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51843,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"I never want to see you working in the upstairs office again. Do you hear me?","text_w_direction":"[pulling Clark across the parking lot] I never want to see you working in the upstairs office again. Do you hear me?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51844,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Clark","text":"Well, my only crime was loving the local sports teams and trying to be one of the guys.","text_w_direction":"Well, my only crime was loving the local sports teams and trying to be one of the guys.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51845,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Silence. You'll now be working in the warehouse with the untouchables. Now, go make your hands rough with work.","text_w_direction":"Silence. You'll now be working in the warehouse with the untouchables. Now, go make your hands rough with work.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51846,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Clark","text":"OK, boss. Pam, you know this is ridiculous, right? Like you're smarter than this.","text_w_direction":"OK, boss. [quietly] Pam, you know this is ridiculous, right? Like you're smarter than this.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51847,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Shh, shh.","text_w_direction":"Shh, shh.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51848,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Clark","text":"This is never gonna work.","text_w_direction":"This is never gonna work.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51849,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Shh. Remember your lines.","text_w_direction":"Shh. Remember your lines.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51850,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Clark","text":"What lines?","text_w_direction":"What lines?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51851,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Go move some paper!","text_w_direction":"Go move some paper!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51852,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, you know that guy Frank who works in the warehouse?","text_w_direction":"[to Darryl on phone] Hey, you know that guy Frank who works in the warehouse?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51853,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"He's not my hire, but I know who he is.","text_w_direction":"He's not my hire, but I know who he is.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51854,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"OK. What does he like? What's important to him? Does he have like a favorite pair of boots or a lunch box or...","text_w_direction":"OK. What does he like? What's important to him? Does he have like a favorite pair of boots or a lunch box or...","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51855,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"What? Is he retiring? You getting him a gift or something?","text_w_direction":"What? Is he retiring? You getting him a gift or something?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51856,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, something like that.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, something like that.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51857,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"I know he loves his pick up truck.","text_w_direction":"I know he loves his pick up truck.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51858,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, great! His truck!","text_w_direction":"Oh, great! [to Dwight] His truck!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51859,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Great. Get the plate number.","text_w_direction":"Great. Get the plate number.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51860,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"OK. Do you know the plate... never mind. Why would you know that? And why would I be asking that?","text_w_direction":"OK. [to Darryl] Do you know the plate... never mind. Why would you know that? And why would I be asking that?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51861,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"So we know which truck to van...","text_w_direction":"So we know which truck to van...","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51862,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey. While I got you on the phone, your husband's like a sloppy, homeless hobo. Can you fix that?","text_w_direction":"Hey. While I got you on the phone, your husband's like a sloppy, homeless hobo. Can you fix that?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51863,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah. I was kinda hoping you could. I gotta go. Bye. Come on.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I was kinda hoping you could. I gotta go. Bye. [to Dwight] Come on. [camera pans to Clark duct taped to a chair]","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51864,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Party Photographer","text":"Hold on a second. Uh, Sandeep? Let's get you closer to the senator. Just about there. Great. And, Oscar? I'm gonna need you to step a little closer to the senator, as well. Somewhere there.","text_w_direction":"Hold on a second. Uh, Sandeep? Let's get you closer to the senator. Just about there. Great. And, Oscar? I'm gonna need you to step a little closer to the senator, as well. Somewhere there.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51865,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Angela","text":"He's blocking me.","text_w_direction":"He's blocking me.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51866,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Senator","text":"It's only a photo, honey.","text_w_direction":"It's only a photo, honey.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51867,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Party Photographer","text":"Excuse me, uh, what's your name?","text_w_direction":"[to party waiter] Excuse me, uh, what's your name?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51868,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Party Waiter","text":"Sean.","text_w_direction":"Sean.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51869,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Party Photographer","text":"LaShawn. Great. You wanna be in a photo? Right this way. Not you. No.","text_w_direction":"LaShawn. Great. You wanna be in a photo? Right this way. [notices overweight man following] Not you. No.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51870,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Oscar","text":"He put me here.","text_w_direction":"He put me here.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51871,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Angela","text":"He put you right in front of me?","text_w_direction":"He put you right in front of me?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51872,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Party Photographer","text":"Let's just wheel Margaret right in front...","text_w_direction":"Let's just wheel Margaret right in front...","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51873,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Oscar","text":"Ow! Robert?!","text_w_direction":"Ow! Robert?!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51874,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Senator","text":"Angela.","text_w_direction":"Angela.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51875,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Party Photographer","text":"Smile.","text_w_direction":"Smile. [Angela attempts to get in front of Oscar as pictures are taken]","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51876,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"I'm done. What are you... Is that supposed to be my mural?","text_w_direction":"I'm done. What are you... Is that supposed to be my mural?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51877,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah. Frank draws a butt on your mural, I'm drawing your mural on Frank's truck's butt. Eye for an eye, mamacita.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Frank draws a butt on your mural, I'm drawing your mural on Frank's truck's butt. Eye for an eye, mamacita.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51878,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Aw, Dwight. That's really sweet.","text_w_direction":"Aw, Dwight. That's really sweet.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51879,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Let's see yours.","text_w_direction":"Let's see yours.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51880,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, no. Um, I, I'm embarrassed. It's stupid.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no. Um, I, I'm embarrassed. It's stupid.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51881,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"This is amazing! Frank! And he's leaving a trail of poops?","text_w_direction":"This is amazing! Frank! And he's leaving a trail of poops?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51882,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah. And he has saggy boobs.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. And he has saggy boobs.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51883,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"I saw that. That's great!","text_w_direction":"I saw that. That's great!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51884,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah. I feel better.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I feel better.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51885,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Good. I'm glad you feel better. This has been a wonderful day. I have to say, I like hanging out with a vengeful bitch.","text_w_direction":"Good. I'm glad you feel better. This has been a wonderful day. I have to say, I like hanging out with a vengeful bitch.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51886,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"I know. You miss Angela, don't you?","text_w_direction":"I know. You miss Angela, don't you?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51887,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Dwight","text":"Ugh! Don't sympathize. You're ruining the mood. Back to work. Draw his pen1s.","text_w_direction":"Ugh! Don't sympathize. You're ruining the mood. Back to work. Draw his pen1s.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51888,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"I got back at Frank in the most fitting way possible. With my art. The paints are water-based. It's gonna come off with a hose. But, I think the lesson will last a very...","text_w_direction":"I got back at Frank in the most fitting way possible. With my art. The paints are water-based. It's gonna come off with a hose. But, I think the lesson will last a very...","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51889,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Frank","text":"Lady! My truck? You had no right!","text_w_direction":"[exiting building and approaching Pam] Lady! My truck? You had no right!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51890,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"No, you had no right!","text_w_direction":"No, you had no right!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51891,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Frank","text":"It's a $40,000 truck!","text_w_direction":"It's a $40,000 truck!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51892,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"So? You started it!","text_w_direction":"So? You started it!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51893,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Frank","text":"So? So someone need to shut you up!","text_w_direction":"So? So someone need to shut you up! [attempts to attack Pam]","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51894,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Brian","text":"Hey, hey, hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey, hey! [knocks Frank down with boom microphone]","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51895,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Whoa.","text_w_direction":"Whoa.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51896,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Brian","text":"Easy!","text_w_direction":"[as Frank gets up] Easy! [Frank grabs him]","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51897,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Frank","text":"You son of a bitch!","text_w_direction":"You son of a bitch!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51898,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Brian","text":"You're gonna hit a woman?","text_w_direction":"You're gonna hit a woman?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51899,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Senator","text":"Thanks so much for coming. Thanks so much. Well. Have we all calmed down yet?","text_w_direction":"Thanks so much for coming. Thanks so much. [to Oscar and Angela] Well. Have we all calmed down yet?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51900,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Oscar","text":"Yes. Sorry about that.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Sorry about that.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51901,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Angela","text":"It was all my fault.","text_w_direction":"It was all my fault.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51902,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Senator","text":"Let's all try to do better next time. Kevin, great to see you.","text_w_direction":"Let's all try to do better next time. Kevin, great to see you.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51903,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah. Thank you for the food. Oh, and also, you suck.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Thank you for the food. Oh, and also, you suck.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51904,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Senator","text":"I beg your pardon.","text_w_direction":"I beg your pardon.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51905,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Kevin","text":"You are like a terrible person. These guys care about you and you're just using them. Again, the food was very good.","text_w_direction":"You are like a terrible person. These guys care about you and you're just using them. Again, the food was very good. [Oscar and Angela exit looking pleased]","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51906,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Well, I'm gonna say something to the producers.","text_w_direction":"Well, I'm gonna say something to the producers.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51907,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Brian","text":"No. No, it's...","text_w_direction":"No. No, it's...","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51908,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"You shouldn't be fired. I mean, you were just protecting me.","text_w_direction":"You shouldn't be fired. I mean, you were just protecting me.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51909,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Brian","text":"It's all good. I knew what I was doing. It's... I'm sorry about your mural, though. I mean, because you put so much into that.","text_w_direction":"It's all good. I knew what I was doing. It's... I'm sorry about your mural, though. I mean, because you put so much into that.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51910,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Forget about my mural. It's stupid.","text_w_direction":"Forget about my mural. It's stupid.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51911,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Brian","text":"No. You, you worked hard on that. That guy's an animal. I'm glad they're firing him too.","text_w_direction":"No. You, you worked hard on that. That guy's an animal. I'm glad they're firing him too.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51912,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"It's crazy. Brian, I'm so sorry.","text_w_direction":"It's crazy. Brian, I'm so sorry.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51913,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Brian","text":"Look. I don't, I don't wanna put myself where I don't belong. If you ever need me, you just call me. And I'll be there for you.","text_w_direction":"Look. I don't, I don't wanna put myself where I don't belong. If you ever need me, you just call me. And I'll be there for you.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51914,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Pam","text":"Thanks, Brian.","text_w_direction":"Thanks, Brian.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51915,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Brian","text":"Seeya.","text_w_direction":"Seeya.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51916,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Wow. This whole Philly thing has been so much fun that I may have lost sight of what really matters. I mean, having fun is not nearly as important as being good to the people who you really care about. I mean, that's just 'Roommates 101'.","text_w_direction":"Wow. This whole Philly thing has been so much fun that I may have lost sight of what really matters. I mean, having fun is not nearly as important as being good to the people who you really care about. I mean, that's just 'Roommates 101'.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51917,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"Oh. Come on!","text_w_direction":"[playing video game with Jim] Oh. Come on!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51918,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"Oh. Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh. Oh!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51919,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"Damn!","text_w_direction":"Damn!","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51920,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Jim","text":"You win. How good did that feel?","text_w_direction":"[imitating game announcer] You win. [Darryl throws empty can on floor] How good did that feel?","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51921,"season":9,"episode":14,"episode_name":"Vandalism","director":"Lee Kirk","writer":"Owen Ellickson","character":"Darryl","text":"That felt really good, actually.","text_w_direction":"That felt really good, actually.","imdb_rating":7.6,"total_votes":1402,"air_date":"2013-01-31"}
{"index":51922,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Hey. I feel so lucky we're in the same city for Valentine's Day.","text_w_direction":"[to Jim] Hey. I feel so lucky we're in the same city for Valentine's Day.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51923,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"It's like magic. Or, it's like me getting on my hands and knees and begging my partners to switch a Tuesday for a Thursday.","text_w_direction":"It's like magic. Or, it's like me getting on my hands and knees and begging my partners to switch a Tuesday for a Thursday.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51924,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Alakazam!","text_w_direction":"[makes magic trick hand gesture] Alakazam!","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51925,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"By the way, they do need an extra day next week.","text_w_direction":"By the way, they do need an extra day next week.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51926,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"And, poof! He disappears.","text_w_direction":"And, poof! He disappears. [Jim snaps, playing along]","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51927,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"Hey! Wanna play hookey today?","text_w_direction":"[to Pete] Hey! Wanna play hookey today?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51928,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pete","text":"Oh, maybe. What do you have in mind?","text_w_direction":"Oh, maybe. What do you have in mind?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51929,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"We can do anything you want.","text_w_direction":"We can do anything you want.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51930,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"I really wanna have fun today because tomorrow is going to be a nightmare. Andy's coming back from his stupid, dumb boat trip. He's been rude. He's been selfish. I think he's a big jerk. And I'm breaking up with him. Bam, Andy! How do you like me now?... I hope as a friend.","text_w_direction":"I really wanna have fun today because tomorrow is going to be a nightmare. Andy's coming back from his stupid, dumb boat trip. He's been rude. He's been selfish. I think he's a big jerk. And I'm breaking up with him. Bam, Andy! How do you like me now?... I hope as a friend.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51931,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pete","text":"Erin says she's gonna break up with Andy, but I'm not sure. He's coming back tomorrow and surprise, today, she wants to do whatever I'd like. You know, when I was a kid, we had a dog who go real sick and we had to 'send him to a farm'. And on his last day, we did everything he loved.","text_w_direction":"Erin says she's gonna break up with Andy, but I'm not sure. He's coming back tomorrow and surprise, today, she wants to do whatever I'd like. You know, when I was a kid, we had a dog who go real sick and we had to 'send him to a farm'. And on his last day, we did everything he loved.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51932,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"Wanna play catch in the parking lot?","text_w_direction":"[has an idea and reveals a frisbee from under her desk] Wanna play catch in the parking lot?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51933,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pete","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"[slightly surprised] Sure.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51934,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"Great.","text_w_direction":"Great.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51935,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pete","text":"I'll get my coat.","text_w_direction":"I'll get my coat.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51936,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"Perfect.","text_w_direction":"Perfect. [Pete walks away eying the camera knowingly]","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51937,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Come in.","text_w_direction":"[knocks on Andy's door, then pretends to answer as Andy] Come in.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51938,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Andy, hi. I just made another huge sale for the company that you manage. I need you to authorize that expense report and sign off on that contract.","text_w_direction":"[talking to Andy's empty chair] Andy, hi. I just made another huge sale for the company that you manage. I need you to authorize that expense report and sign off on that contract.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51939,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"I would be happy to. It would be my pleasure, Mr. Schrute. Rick-a-dick-doo, rick-a-dick-dick-dick, rick-a-dick-doo.","text_w_direction":"[pretending to be Andy] I would be happy to. It would be my pleasure, Mr. Schrute. Rick-a-dick-doo, rick-a-dick-dick-dick, rick-a-dick-doo.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51940,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"I really like Andy these days. He's pretend and he does exactly as I tell him to. All that will change when real Andy comes back tomorrow. Unless he comes back as pretend Dwight. In which case, we're in for an epic, confusing showdown.","text_w_direction":"I really like Andy these days. He's pretend and he does exactly as I tell him to. All that will change when real Andy comes back tomorrow. [thinks for a moment] Unless he comes back as pretend Dwight. In which case, we're in for an epic, confusing showdown.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51941,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Kevin","text":"Andy left a carton of milk in the fridge. So, I've been sneaking a little bit every day for the last three months. It's been yummy. But now, Andy's coming back. So, I guess it's goodbye chunky, lemon milk.","text_w_direction":"Andy left a carton of milk in the fridge. So, I've been sneaking a little bit every day for the last three months. It's been yummy. But now, Andy's coming back. So, I guess it's goodbye chunky, lemon milk.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51942,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Kevin","text":"OK, I'll say it. I wish Andy had stayed on his trip.","text_w_direction":"[to entire office]OK, I'll say it. I wish Andy had stayed on his trip.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51943,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nellie","text":"I say we all have one last fun boss-less day.","text_w_direction":"I say we all have one last fun boss-less day.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51944,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Meredith","text":"Yeah, let's get some booze and some cocaine and just blow it out. No consequences.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, let's get some booze and some cocaine and just blow it out. No consequences.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51945,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Phyllis","text":"Or the mini mall. They have all these Valentine Day deals. You can get 20% off if you come in with your husband or your boyfriend. But, I mean, if you don't have one of those you can probably just bring whoever it is you use to kill your loneliness.","text_w_direction":"Or the mini mall. They have all these Valentine Day deals. You can get 20% off if you come in with your husband or your [to Nellie] boyfriend. But, I mean, if you don't have one of those you can probably just bring whoever it is you use to kill your loneliness.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51946,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Stanley","text":"Phil, I'll pretend to be your husband. I'm already sick of you, so it'll seem realistic.","text_w_direction":"Phil, I'll pretend to be your husband. I'm already sick of you, so it'll seem realistic.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51947,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh...","text_w_direction":"Oh...","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51948,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Angela","text":"They have a nail salon there where I get my feet detailed. They use a watch repair kit.","text_w_direction":"They have a nail salon there where I get my feet detailed. [to Meredith] They use a watch repair kit.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51949,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Kevin","text":"Ew! I'll be your foot buddy.","text_w_direction":"[to Angela] Ew! I'll be your foot buddy.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51950,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nellie","text":"Everyone, it is our last day here with no manager. I say we go to the mini mall. Clark, you will be my fake boyfriend so I can get the discount.","text_w_direction":"Everyone, it is our last day here with no manager. I say we go to the mini mall. Clark, you will be my fake boyfriend so I can get the discount.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51951,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Clark","text":"It's what I do.","text_w_direction":"It's what I do. [everyone begins to leave]","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51952,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Oscar","text":"Darryl, everyone seems to be pairing off. Do you want to pretend to be a couple so we get the...","text_w_direction":"Darryl, everyone seems to be pairing off. Do you want to pretend to be a couple so we get the...","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51953,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Darryl","text":"No... yes, yes. Why wouldn't I... wanna pretend to be gay? Got no problem with that.","text_w_direction":"No... yes, yes. Why wouldn't I... wanna pretend to be gay? Got no problem with that.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51954,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Oscar","text":"All right, it'll be easy. Don't be nervous, just follow my...","text_w_direction":"All right, it'll be easy. Don't be nervous, just follow my...","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51955,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Darryl","text":"Stop talking 'bout it. I said I'm fine with it.","text_w_direction":"[interrupting] Stop talking 'bout it. I said I'm fine with it.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51956,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"These are gross.","text_w_direction":"[eating] These are gross.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51957,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"They are terrible.","text_w_direction":"They are terrible.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51958,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, hey, don't fill up on chocolates. I made us a lunch reservation at State Street Grill.","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey, don't fill up on chocolates. I made us a lunch reservation at State Street Grill.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51959,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Oh my god. That's so romantic.","text_w_direction":"Oh my god. That's so romantic.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51960,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"It's with Brian and Alyssa.","text_w_direction":"It's with Brian and Alyssa.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51961,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Oh my god. That's less romantic.","text_w_direction":"Oh my god. That's less romantic.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51962,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"I know. But we should go. We need to thank him for, you know, saving my life.","text_w_direction":"I know. But we should go. We need to thank him for, you know, saving my life.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51963,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, yeah. No, totally. That's good. So, should we just get a bottle of wine later and celebrate?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, yeah. No, totally. That's good. So, should we just get a bottle of wine later and celebrate?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51964,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"That sounds nice.","text_w_direction":"That sounds nice.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51965,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"I'm very excited to see Brian. Brian's a great guy. And Pam and I have gotten really close to he and his wife, Alyssa over the years. And he got fired for protecting my wife from a jerk in the warehouse. I'm sorry, but you know him. He's a good guy.","text_w_direction":"I'm very excited to see Brian. Brian's a great guy. And Pam and I have gotten really close to he and his wife, Alyssa over the years. And he got fired for protecting my wife from a jerk in the warehouse. I'm sorry, but you know him. He's a good guy.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51966,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nail stylist 1","text":"Oh, tiny, poor lady is back. Oh, get the baby clipper.","text_w_direction":"Oh, tiny, poor lady is back. Oh, get the baby clipper. [other nails stylists gush over Angela]","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51967,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nail stylist 2","text":"You take off your glasses.","text_w_direction":"[to Clark] You take off your glasses.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51968,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Clark","text":"'Kay.","text_w_direction":"'Kay. [removes glasses]","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51969,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nellie","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"[nail stylist 2 giggles] What?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51970,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nail stylist 2","text":"Your boyfriend. He look like a pretty girl.","text_w_direction":"Your boyfriend. He look like a pretty girl.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51971,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nellie","text":"My boyfriend does look like a pretty girl, doesn't he? Yes, a very little pretty girl. And you know what, now that you are developing, we should go and get you a training bra.","text_w_direction":"My boyfriend does look like a pretty girl, doesn't he? Yes, a very little pretty girl. And you know what, now that you are developing, we should go and get you a training bra. [both laugh at Clark]","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51972,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Clark","text":"Oh, you guys think this is funny? You know what? No more discount. Excuse me. Full price. We're not together.","text_w_direction":"Oh, you guys think this is funny? You know what? No more discount. [to nail manager] Excuse me. [gesturing he and Nellie] Full price. We're not together.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51973,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, come on!","text_w_direction":"Oh, come on!","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51974,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Clark","text":"She's living a lie.","text_w_direction":"She's living a lie.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51975,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nellie","text":"Turns out, I can't even be in a pretend relationship.","text_w_direction":"Turns out, I can't even be in a pretend relationship.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51976,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Oscar","text":"Hi. We'd like a couples discount on a pair of foot massages.","text_w_direction":"[to nail manager] Hi. We'd like a couples discount on a pair of foot massages.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51977,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nail manager","text":"No. No discount for two men. Two men are not a couple.","text_w_direction":"No. No discount for two men. Two men are not a couple.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51978,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Oscar","text":"We are together. Romantically.","text_w_direction":"We are together. Romantically.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51979,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nail manager","text":"Two men? Doesn't work. No discount.","text_w_direction":"Two men? [other nail stylist speaks Korean to manager, both laugh] [gestures index fingers bumping together] Doesn't work. No discount.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51980,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Darryl","text":"Oh, it works. Him and me, all right, we are crazy in love. More love than your small mind can comprehend. And we have two disposable incomes. And no kids. And we're taking our business elsewhere.","text_w_direction":"Oh, it works. Him and me, all right, we are crazy in love. More love than your small mind can comprehend. And we have two disposable incomes. And no kids. And we're taking our business elsewhere. [Oscar and Darryl exit holding hands]","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51981,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, Brian.","text_w_direction":"[enters restaurant with Pam] Hey, Brian.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51982,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Brian","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51983,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Sorry we're late.","text_w_direction":"Sorry we're late.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51984,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Brian","text":"Oh, uh, no problem. I finished all the bread.","text_w_direction":"Oh, uh, no problem. I finished all the bread.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51985,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Ha,ha,ha, yeah OK.","text_w_direction":"Ha,ha,ha, yeah OK.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51986,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51987,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"He's on a no carb thing. Supposedly.","text_w_direction":"He's on a no carb thing. Supposedly.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51988,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51989,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Brian","text":"It's, uh, great to see you guys. Thanks for coming.","text_w_direction":"It's, uh, great to see you guys. Thanks for coming.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51990,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51991,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Are you kidding? Thank you, man. I mean, I've wanted the opportunity to say thanks for... everything. And I'm really sorry about the job. That just seems crazy.","text_w_direction":"Are you kidding? Thank you, man. I mean, I've wanted the opportunity to say thanks for... everything. And I'm really sorry about the job. That just seems crazy.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51992,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Brian","text":"It's fine. What are you gonna do, you know? But, if you guys know of any work, I'm fully available.","text_w_direction":"It's fine. What are you gonna do, you know? But, if you guys know of any work, I'm fully available.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51993,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Well, my dad can't hear a thing. You could boom his whole life for him.","text_w_direction":"Well, my dad can't hear a thing. You could boom his whole life for him.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51994,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Brian","text":"That's... OK, great. Does he pay well?","text_w_direction":"That's... OK, great. Does he pay well?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51995,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Where's Alyssa?","text_w_direction":"Where's Alyssa?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51996,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Brian","text":"Uh, yeah. Um, you know, Alyssa's, she's not gonna make it today.","text_w_direction":"Uh, yeah. Um, you know, Alyssa's, she's not gonna make it today.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51997,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51998,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Brian","text":"Actually, we're not gonna make it. Um... we're splitting up.","text_w_direction":"Actually, we're not gonna make it. Um... we're splitting up.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":51999,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"I have yet another sales order for you to sign.","text_w_direction":"[to Andy's empty chair] I have yet another sales order for you to sign.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52000,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Why thank you Mr. Schrute. I don't know how you do it. You're a god. Rick-a-dick-dick-doo.","text_w_direction":"[acting as Andy] Why thank you Mr. Schrute. I don't know how you do it. You're a god. Rick-a-dick-dick-doo.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52001,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Hi Dwight.","text_w_direction":"[in his office doorway, bearded and unkept] Hi Dwight.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52002,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"You're back. And you're disgusting.","text_w_direction":"You're back. [surveys Andy] And you're disgusting.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52003,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Phyllis","text":"Ah, geez. My nails aren't dry yet. I don't think I can work for at least a couple hours.","text_w_direction":"[as everyone returns to the office] Ah, geez. My nails aren't dry yet. I don't think I can work for at least a couple hours.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52004,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Well, well, well, look who it is.","text_w_direction":"Well, well, well, look who it is.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52005,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Phyllis","text":"Andy.","text_w_direction":"Andy.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52006,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"I guess I can cancel my order from Zappos.com because, oh, the loafers have arrived.","text_w_direction":"I guess I can cancel my order from Zappos.com because, oh, the loafers have arrived.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52007,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"Andy!","text_w_direction":"Andy!","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52008,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Hey! Sweetheart! I have missed you so much.","text_w_direction":"Hey! Sweetheart! [approaches Erin] I have missed you so much.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52009,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"Yes. Welcome back, buddy.","text_w_direction":"[obviously avoiding Andy's embrace] Yes. [gives Andy high fives] Welcome back, buddy.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52010,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"I have been dreaming of this moment.","text_w_direction":"[attempting to hug Erin as she resists] I have been dreaming of this moment.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52011,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"Me too. So much. I'm so happy.","text_w_direction":"Me too. So much. I'm so happy.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52012,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"I am really, really bad at break ups. Technically, I'm still dating my first grade boyfriend. I mean, we just had our 20th anniversary. And, I forgot to get him something.","text_w_direction":"I am really, really bad at break ups. Technically, I'm still dating my first grade boyfriend. I mean, we just had our 20th anniversary. And, I forgot to get him something.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52013,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Oscar","text":"What happened? We thought you were coming back tomorrow.","text_w_direction":"What happened? We thought you were coming back tomorrow.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52014,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Well, Valentine's surprise for Erin. Hello? Super romantic. And I got you something. Oh, it's a couple of pieces of bamboo. Big deal, right? No. These are musical instruments. It's so we can play island music together. Cause I have this. Clop the cloppers. Yeah, clop 'em. It's called Bembe.","text_w_direction":"Well, Valentine's surprise for Erin. Hello? Super romantic. And I got you something. [removes wooden instruments from bag] Oh, it's a couple of pieces of bamboo. Big deal, right? No. These are musical instruments. It's so we can play island music together. Cause I have this. [removes güiro and begins playing and singing] Clop the cloppers. Yeah, clop 'em. It's called Bembe. [sings while Kevin echoes]","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52015,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, Burning Man, if it's not selling out too much, you might want to throw on a tie. David Wallace is gonna be here in an hour.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Burning Man, if it's not selling out too much, you might want to throw on a tie. David Wallace is gonna be here in an hour.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52016,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Obviously, that's why I'm here. I mean, I came back early to surprise Erin. Happy Valentine's Day, sweetheart. But, I'm just saying, I'm also excited about the Wallace meeting.","text_w_direction":"Obviously, that's why I'm here. I mean, I came back early to surprise Erin. Happy Valentine's Day, sweetheart. [tries to embrace Erin but she begins playing cloppers] But, I'm just saying, I'm also excited about the Wallace meeting.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52017,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Clark","text":"Why? Isn't he just coming in to rip you a new one for being gone three months?","text_w_direction":"Why? Isn't he just coming in to rip you a new one for being gone three months?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52018,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"No. Please. Come on, Clark. Wallace knows that he's been gone for the last three months. Right? Wallace does know that you've been gone for the last three months?","text_w_direction":"No. Please. Come on, Clark. Wallace knows that he's been gone for the last three months. [Andy stalls] Right? Wallace does know that you've been gone for the last three months?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52019,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"I have no idea. I don't know what he knows or doesn't know. But we've been in touch the whole time. I mean, it's not hard to get high-speed internet in Turks de Caicos, people. It's in every Bembe cafe.","text_w_direction":"I have no idea. I don't know what he knows or doesn't know. But we've been in touch the whole time. I mean, it's not hard to get high-speed internet in Turks de Caicos, people. It's in every Bembe cafe.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52020,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"He only emailed me four times.","text_w_direction":"He only emailed me four times.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52021,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Question. Where's Jim?","text_w_direction":"Question. Where's Jim?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52022,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Phyllis","text":"He and Pam are having their Valentine's Day lunch.","text_w_direction":"He and Pam are having their Valentine's Day lunch.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52023,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"For two hours? Really?","text_w_direction":"For two hours? Really?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52024,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Oscar","text":"So, you're concerned about peoples' long absence from their place of work?","text_w_direction":"So, you're concerned about peoples' long absence from their place of work?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52025,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"If the shoe fits.","text_w_direction":"If the shoe fits. [plays güiro and sings, Kevin echoes]","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52026,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Brian","text":"We were telling two different versions of the same story. And then, everything just went numb.","text_w_direction":"We were telling two different versions of the same story. And then, everything just went numb.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52027,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Well, I mean, that's OK. It doesn't mean that it's over. Right? I mean, couples fight.","text_w_direction":"Well, I mean, that's OK. It doesn't mean that it's over. Right? I mean, couples fight.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52028,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Brian","text":"Yeah. That's the thing. When we were fighting, it weirdly felt like the relationship was still alive. And, it wasn't until we stopped fighting that, we realized that it was over. You know, it's over. I'm sorry, this is... oh my god, OK. We have to stop seeing each other like this. We have to find a different way to communicate other than breaking down in front of each other.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. That's the thing. When we were fighting, it weirdly felt like the relationship was still alive. And, it wasn't until we stopped fighting that, we realized that it was over. You know, it's over. [overcome by emotion] I'm sorry, this is... oh my god, OK. [to Pam] We have to stop seeing each other like this. We have to find a different way to communicate other than breaking down in front of each other.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52029,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"[obviously flustered] Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52030,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52031,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Brian","text":"At least my crying won't get you fired.","text_w_direction":"At least my crying won't get you fired.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52032,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Crying?","text_w_direction":"Crying?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52033,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"I noticed that you landed the Scranton White Pages account. That is tremendous.","text_w_direction":"I noticed that you landed the Scranton White Pages account. That is tremendous.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52034,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52035,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"And you sold it to Jan too.","text_w_direction":"And you sold it to Jan too.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52036,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52037,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"I mean... I'm impressed.","text_w_direction":"I mean... I'm impressed.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52038,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"[laughing together] Yeah!","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52039,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Well, there's one problem. Couldn't help but notice that you offered a price point that was not approved by the head office. So... gotta run that stuff by me, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Well, there's one problem. Couldn't help but notice that you offered a price point that was not approved by the head office. So... gotta run that stuff by me, Dwight.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52040,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"You were on a boat.","text_w_direction":"You were on a boat.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52041,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"I was...","text_w_direction":"I was...","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52042,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"On a boat.","text_w_direction":"On a boat.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52043,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"That...","text_w_direction":"That...","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52044,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"In the ocean.","text_w_direction":"In the ocean.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52045,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"OK. The issue is that you need to run this stuff by me. Coolio? Are we coolio? Just say the word 'coolio'.","text_w_direction":"OK. The issue is that you need to run this stuff by me. Coolio? Are we coolio? [Dwight resists] Just say the word 'coolio'.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52046,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm not gonna say it.","text_w_direction":"I'm not gonna say it.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52047,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Say it.","text_w_direction":"Say it.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52048,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Not a word.","text_w_direction":"Not a word.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52049,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Coolio.","text_w_direction":"Coolio.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52050,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"No! What do you think you're doing?","text_w_direction":"No! [Andy makes a call] What do you think you're doing?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52051,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Just gonna call the Scranton White Pages and clear this right up.","text_w_direction":"Just gonna call the Scranton White Pages and clear this right up.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52052,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Don't you dare! Andy!","text_w_direction":"Don't you dare! Andy!","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52053,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jan","text":"Hello?","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Hello?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52054,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, Jan. Nard dog here.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Jan. Nard dog here.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52055,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jan","text":"Oh, Andy.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Andy.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52056,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"I was just looking over the paperwork. I found a little hiccup.","text_w_direction":"I was just looking over the paperwork. I found a little hiccup.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52057,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jan","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52058,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah. It appears my employee offered you a price that he was not authorized to.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. It appears my employee offered you a price that he was not authorized to.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52059,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jan","text":"Hmm.","text_w_direction":"Hmm.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52060,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Coolio.","text_w_direction":"[whispers] Coolio.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52061,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jan","text":"Seriously? You're calling me a few weeks after finalizing our contract to gouge me now for more money? Is that what you're doing?","text_w_direction":"Seriously? You're calling me a few weeks after finalizing our contract to gouge me now for more money? Is that what you're doing?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52062,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Coolio. Coolio.","text_w_direction":"Coolio. Coolio.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52063,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"No. No, no, no Jan I think you misunderstood.","text_w_direction":"No. No, no, no Jan I think you misunderstood.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52064,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jan","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52065,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Coolio.","text_w_direction":"Coolio.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52066,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"It, it's, it's actually just an issue...","text_w_direction":"It, it's, it's actually just an issue...","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52067,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jan","text":"You know what? You know what, uh, Nard dog? There is an option in the contract that allows me to back out within 30 days of signing. So, I would like to exercise that option.","text_w_direction":"You know what? You know what, uh, Nard dog? There is an option in the contract that allows me to back out within 30 days of signing. So, I would like to exercise that option.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52068,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"No, Jan! Please do not listen to this boob! Remember Clark. He gave you everything. Everything.","text_w_direction":"No, Jan! Please do not listen to this boob! Remember Clark. He gave you everything. Everything.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52069,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Jan, I don't know what he's talking about but...","text_w_direction":"Jan, I don't know what he's talking about but...","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52070,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jan","text":"Tell Angela to send me a final invoice.","text_w_direction":"Tell Angela to send me a final invoice.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52071,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Well, ah, ah...","text_w_direction":"Well, ah, ah...","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52072,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Please Ja, Ja...","text_w_direction":"Please Ja, Ja... [Jan hangs up]","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52073,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Aw! That was not how I had hoped that would go.","text_w_direction":"Aw! That was not how I had hoped that would go.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52074,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, everybody, great job. Listen, we're a smidge behind on my paychecks.","text_w_direction":"[approaching Accounting] Hey, everybody, great job. [to Angela] Listen, we're a smidge behind on my paychecks.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52075,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Angela","text":"Yes, well, as you know, we get paid on Fridays. And you haven't been here for 12 Fridays.","text_w_direction":"Yes, well, as you know, we get paid on Fridays. And you haven't been here for 12 Fridays. [hands Andy a folder]","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52076,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"All right. Thank you very much. Looking good. Who's that little fella?","text_w_direction":"All right. Thank you very much. [examines checks] Looking good. [after noticing something on Angela's desk] Who's that little fella?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52077,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Angela","text":"It's a bonus check. For you. From Wallace. Because the branch exceeded it's targets over the past quarter.","text_w_direction":"It's a bonus check. For you. From Wallace. Because the branch exceeded it's targets over the past quarter.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52078,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Wow, that's wonderful!","text_w_direction":"Wow, that's wonderful!","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52079,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Oscar","text":"A quarter's three months. That's how long you've been gone.","text_w_direction":"A quarter's three months. That's how long you've been gone.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52080,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Uh-huh.","text_w_direction":"Uh-huh.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52081,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Angela","text":"Uh-huh.","text_w_direction":"Uh-huh.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52082,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Uh-huh... Uh-huh. Thank you. Great. Well, we're all up to speed.","text_w_direction":"Uh-huh... [after awkward pause] Uh-huh. [Angela hands him the bonus check] Thank you. Great. Well, we're all up to speed.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52083,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Two seconds of the turd dog and he loses the biggest sale this branch has ever seen.","text_w_direction":"Two seconds of the turd dog and he loses the biggest sale this branch has ever seen.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52084,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Clark","text":"Do you have any idea what I had to do to get that sale from Jan? I mean, I went all out. All out. I mean like everything was out the whole week.","text_w_direction":"[emotional] Do you have any idea what I had to do to get that sale from Jan? I mean, I went all out. All out. I mean like everything was out the whole week.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52085,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Kevin","text":"He just waltzes back in here like he owns the chunky, lemon milk. Who needs him, right?","text_w_direction":"He just waltzes back in here like he owns the chunky, lemon milk. Who needs him, right?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52086,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"God! I just don't know what we'd do. I mean, short of telling David Wallace that he was gone for three months.","text_w_direction":"God! I just don't know what we'd do. I mean, short of telling David Wallace that he was gone for three months.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52087,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"I'd like to rat out Andy. Unfortunately, I have a bit of a boy-who-cried-wolf dynamic with David Wallace. Except, instead of a boy, I'm a man. And instead of a wolf, I cried genetically-engineered monster wolf.","text_w_direction":"I'd like to rat out Andy. Unfortunately, I have a bit of a boy-who-cried-wolf dynamic with David Wallace. Except, instead of a boy, I'm a man. And instead of a wolf, I cried genetically-engineered monster wolf.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52088,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Nellie","text":"I'm not going to rat on him. No, Andy gave me a second chance. So, the least I could do is let somebody else rat on him. Meredith, why don't you?","text_w_direction":"I'm not going to rat on him. No, Andy gave me a second chance. So, the least I could do is let somebody else rat on him. Meredith, why don't you?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52089,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Meredith","text":"Meredith Palmer ain't never been called no nark. Floozy? Yes. Alkie? Check. Einstein sarcastically? You bet. But never no nark. Vomit mop? Sure. Floor meat? That's me. Flesh hoover?","text_w_direction":"Meredith Palmer ain't never been called no nark. Floozy? Yes. Alkie? Check. Einstein sarcastically? You bet. But never no nark. Vomit mop? Sure. Floor meat? That's me. Flesh hoover?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52090,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52091,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pete","text":"Meredith, that's plenty. All right? That's more than plenty. Why does no one stop her?","text_w_direction":"Meredith, that's plenty. All right? That's more than plenty. Why does no one stop her?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52092,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"Guys. I know that a lot of people are mad at Andy and, believe me, I am too. But, he has been through a lot and we all used to love him, right? So, if he's gonna get in trouble, just let it be his fault not ours. I don't want that on my hands.","text_w_direction":"Guys. I know that a lot of people are mad at Andy and, believe me, I am too. But, he has been through a lot and we all used to love him, right? So, if he's gonna get in trouble, just let it be his fault not ours. I don't want that on my hands.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52093,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Fine! The state he's in, Wallace will take one look at him and probably fire him anyway.","text_w_direction":"Fine! The state he's in, Wallace will take one look at him and probably fire him anyway.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52094,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"What's going on in here, dirty players? Let's get back to busting some paper rhymes. Come on. Who's that girl? Who's that girl? It's Andy! All right. Back to work.","text_w_direction":"[appears approaching group, shaved and in a suit] What's going on in here, dirty players? Let's get back to busting some paper rhymes. Come on. [singing] Who's that girl? Who's that girl? It's Andy! [resumes talking] All right. Back to work.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52095,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"OK, I can tell you're mad at me. Do you wanna just, um, I don't know, tell me why?","text_w_direction":"OK, I can tell you're mad at me. Do you wanna just, um, I don't know, tell me why?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52096,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"I don't know. I thought that was a little weird. You told me Brian got fired for the whole warehouse thing. And you intentionally left out a kind of major, intimate detail. I don't know, Pam, I guess I just feel like a chump. Who knows less about his marriage than the sound guy.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. I thought that was a little weird. You told me Brian got fired for the whole warehouse thing. And you intentionally left out a kind of major, intimate detail. I don't know, Pam, I guess I just feel like a chump. Who knows less about his marriage than the sound guy.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52097,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"I didn't tell you about the crying because I didn't want you to know how upset I was. Because it would've stressed you out and you're always saying how much you don't want more stress.","text_w_direction":"I didn't tell you about the crying because I didn't want you to know how upset I was. Because it would've stressed you out and you're always saying how much you don't want more stress.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52098,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, well. Yeah, OK. Well, then thank you. Thanks to both of you.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well. Yeah, OK. Well, then thank you. Thanks to both of you.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52099,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"It's not Brian's fault.","text_w_direction":"It's not Brian's fault.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52100,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"No, you're right. And, and I'm not mad at Brian. And to be honest, I probably don't have any reason to be mad at all because I wasn't there. So, let's just forget about it.","text_w_direction":"No, you're right. And, and I'm not mad at Brian. And to be honest, I probably don't have any reason to be mad at all because I wasn't there. So, let's just forget about it.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52101,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52102,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"I need you guys to tell me all the highlights from the last three months in case David asks. Just a few things I could sprinkle into conversation. Any big sales or office gossip.","text_w_direction":"I need you guys to tell me all the highlights from the last three months in case David asks. Just a few things I could sprinkle into conversation. Any big sales or office gossip.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52103,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, we had the Scranton White Pages.","text_w_direction":"Well, we had the Scranton White Pages.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52104,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Not helpful. Let's stay positive, people. OK?","text_w_direction":"Not helpful. Let's stay positive, people. OK?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52105,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"David Wallace","text":"Hey guys.","text_w_direction":"[enters] Hey guys.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52106,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Hey! David! How are ya? Ah, we were just having our weekly round table where we motivate each other. Not gonna lie, I get as much out of it as they do.","text_w_direction":"Hey! David! How are ya? Ah, we were just having our weekly round table where we motivate each other. Not gonna lie, I get as much out of it as they do.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52107,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"David Wallace","text":"Sounds great. Don't let me interrupt. What ever you guys have been doing this last quarter, I couldn't be happier with the numbers.","text_w_direction":"Sounds great. Don't let me interrupt. What ever you guys have been doing this last quarter, I couldn't be happier with the numbers.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52108,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52109,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"David Wallace","text":"Well, finish up. I'm gonna meet with Val about that warehouse guy you had to let go and you and I will talk in 15 minutes?","text_w_direction":"Well, finish up. I'm gonna meet with Val about that warehouse guy you had to let go and you and I will talk in 15 minutes?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52110,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Great!","text_w_direction":"Great!","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52111,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"David Wallace","text":"Great job, everybody!","text_w_direction":"[leaving] Great job, everybody!","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52112,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"We had to let a warehouse guy go?!","text_w_direction":"[whispering] We had to let a warehouse guy go?!","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52113,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Kevin","text":"You know Pam's mural? Well, Frank...","text_w_direction":"You know Pam's mural? Well, Frank...","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52114,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"... lit the whole thing on fire. It was crazy.","text_w_direction":"[interrupting] ... lit the whole thing on fire. It was crazy.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52115,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"What?!","text_w_direction":"What?!","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52116,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52117,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"There was a fire in the warehouse?","text_w_direction":"There was a fire in the warehouse?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52118,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Dwight","text":"The whole thing is in ashes. Fire department was here. It was in all the papers.","text_w_direction":"The whole thing is in ashes. Fire department was here. It was in all the papers.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52119,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Kevin","text":"Whoa.","text_w_direction":"Whoa.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52120,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"This is what I'm talking about! This would be good to know. All right, what else?","text_w_direction":"This is what I'm talking about! This would be good to know. All right, what else?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52121,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Phyllis","text":"We started selling balloons.","text_w_direction":"We started selling balloons.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52122,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"What?!","text_w_direction":"What?!","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52123,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Clark","text":"Yeah. And, uh, Kathy Ireland signed on as the official spokes-babe of Dunder-Mifflin.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. And, uh, Kathy Ireland signed on as the official spokes-babe of Dunder-Mifflin.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52124,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"No kidding?","text_w_direction":"No kidding?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52125,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Clark","text":"Yeah. In the European billboards, she's gonna be topless.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. In the European billboards, she's gonna be topless.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52126,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Wow. Go Kathy. She's like 50.","text_w_direction":"Wow. Go Kathy. She's like 50.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52127,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Clark","text":"They're tasteful.","text_w_direction":"They're tasteful.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52128,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Good, good. What else?","text_w_direction":"Good, good. What else?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52129,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Who knew the balloon game would be so lucrative? And thank god, right? We needed the income after the fire.","text_w_direction":"Who knew the balloon game would be so lucrative? And thank god, right? We needed the income after the fire.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52130,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"David Wallace","text":"What fire?","text_w_direction":"What fire?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52131,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"The warehouse fire. Weren't you just down there? It's like burnt to ashes.","text_w_direction":"The warehouse fire. Weren't you just down there? It's like burnt to ashes.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52132,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"David Wallace","text":"It looked fine to me.","text_w_direction":"It looked fine to me.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52133,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"I am speaking metaphorically, of course. You know I have lots of irons in quote-unquote fire. Well, that's one of them. You know, making sure that the warehouse logistics is a well-oiled, properly-stoked fire.","text_w_direction":"[catches on to the ruse] I am speaking metaphorically, of course. You know I have lots of irons in quote-unquote fire. Well, that's one of them. You know, making sure that the warehouse logistics is a well-oiled, properly-stoked fire.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52134,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"David Wallace","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52135,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"I think you'll agree I explained that pretty well.","text_w_direction":"I think you'll agree I explained that pretty well.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52136,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"David Wallace","text":"Thanks, Andy.","text_w_direction":"[preparing to leave] Thanks, Andy.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52137,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52138,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"David Wallace","text":"All right. Everyone!","text_w_direction":"All right. Everyone! [waves to office and exits]","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52139,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"Fish sounds great.","text_w_direction":"[enters Andy's office to find him playing güiro] Fish sounds great.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52140,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, I guess.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I guess.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52141,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"Really playing the scales, huh?","text_w_direction":"Really playing the scales, huh?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52142,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, it just sort of sounds like noise to me now. You think I need a new fish?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it just sort of sounds like noise to me now. You think I need a new fish?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52143,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"I don't love you anymore.","text_w_direction":"I don't love you anymore.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52144,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52145,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"I still like you, but you were gone a really long time. And, you didn't really email me all that much. You retweeted me, a lot to be fair. But I don't love you.","text_w_direction":"I still like you, but you were gone a really long time. And, you didn't really email me all that much. You retweeted me, a lot to be fair. But I don't love you.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52146,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"OK, I get it. You're unhappy. I've been gone a long time and we lost a little bit of juju. But, you and me, we have a future. There is a lot of love here.","text_w_direction":"OK, I get it. You're unhappy. I've been gone a long time and we lost a little bit of juju. But, you and me, we have a future. There is a lot of love here.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52147,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"I just said there isn't love.","text_w_direction":"I just said there isn't love.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52148,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"On your side. But there's tons on my side. It's gushing. We're just out of sync right now. But that's just timing, it's timing. I mean, my parents lasted 38, 40 years. They were never happy at the same time.","text_w_direction":"On your side. But there's tons on my side. It's gushing. We're just out of sync right now. But that's just timing, it's timing. I mean, my parents lasted 38, 40 years. They were never happy at the same time.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52149,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"I guess.","text_w_direction":"I guess.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52150,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"I mean, what do we have left? 35, maybe 40 years? If we're lucky. I mean, I have spent a lot of time in the sun.","text_w_direction":"I mean, what do we have left? 35, maybe 40 years? If we're lucky. I mean, I have spent a lot of time in the sun.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52151,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"You got really sunburned.","text_w_direction":"You got really sunburned.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52152,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"I'm gonna be a prune in like, 3 years.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna be a prune in like, 3 years.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52153,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"Ugh.","text_w_direction":"Ugh.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52154,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"I know you may not be feeling love for me right now but, if you fake it, I won't be able to tell the difference. So, I'll feel good. And then, eventually, maybe, you'll actually start to love me again.","text_w_direction":"I know you may not be feeling love for me right now but, if you fake it, I won't be able to tell the difference. So, I'll feel good. And then, eventually, maybe, you'll actually start to love me again.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52155,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"You really think we can get that back?","text_w_direction":"You really think we can get that back?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52156,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Andy","text":"Yes. Come on. Totally.","text_w_direction":"Yes. [hugs Erin] Come on. Totally.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52157,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"You know what? Maybe we should cancel that bottle of wine tonight.","text_w_direction":"You know what? Maybe we should cancel that bottle of wine tonight.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52158,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Oh?","text_w_direction":"Oh?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52159,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. I just feel like I got a bunch of stuff to do in Philly and I'm sure you have stuff to do. So we can just... I don't know, drop me at the bus station?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I just feel like I got a bunch of stuff to do in Philly and I'm sure you have stuff to do. So we can just... I don't know, drop me at the bus station?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52160,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Are you sure?","text_w_direction":"Are you sure?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52161,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"I just feel like we're gonna fight.","text_w_direction":"I just feel like we're gonna fight.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52162,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"[obviously hurt] Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52163,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"So... how 'bout let's not?","text_w_direction":"So... how 'bout let's not?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52164,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK. [they begin to leave]","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52165,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, um. Happy Valentine's Day. Sorry, I didn't have time to wrap it.","text_w_direction":"Oh, um. [pulls item from bag and hands to Pam] Happy Valentine's Day. Sorry, I didn't have time to wrap it.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52166,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Wow. I didn't know you kept this.","text_w_direction":"[sees it's a drawing of hers, framed] Wow. I didn't know you kept this.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52167,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, yeah.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52168,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52169,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"No problem.","text_w_direction":"No problem.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52170,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"I don't think you should go to Philly tonight. I think that you should stay and I think we should fight.","text_w_direction":"I don't think you should go to Philly tonight. I think that you should stay and I think we should fight.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52171,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"You really wanna fight on Valentine's Day?","text_w_direction":"You really wanna fight on Valentine's Day?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52172,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, I do.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I do.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52173,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Jim","text":"OK. All right, put your dukes up, Beesly.","text_w_direction":"OK. All right, put your dukes up, Beesly.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52174,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52175,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pete","text":"Hey, you OK?","text_w_direction":"Hey, you OK?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52176,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"I couldn't do it.","text_w_direction":"I couldn't do it.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52177,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pete","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52178,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"I'm sorry.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52179,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Pete","text":"Oh, you don't have to apologize. I just... I just want you to be happy. OK?","text_w_direction":"Oh, you don't have to apologize. I just... I just want you to be happy. OK? [Erin smiles and kisses Pete]","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52180,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"Erin","text":"We're breaking up. And just so you know, I was worried that you were dead. You were gone for three months.","text_w_direction":"[bursts into Andy's office] We're breaking up. And just so you know, I was worried that you were dead. You were gone for three months.","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52181,"season":9,"episode":15,"episode_name":"Couples Discount","director":"Troy Miller","writer":"Allison Silverman","character":"David Wallace","text":"Hey, Andy. It's David. Still here. What was that about three months?","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Hey, Andy. It's David. Still here. What was that about three months?","imdb_rating":7.4,"total_votes":1407,"air_date":"2013-02-07"}
{"index":52182,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"David Wallace","text":"...No, you lied to me Andy. You pretended to be in this office for three months and you were sailing on your boat!","text_w_direction":"...No, you lied to me Andy. You pretended to be in this office for three months and you were sailing on your boat!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52183,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"I resent that. I, I never lied to you.","text_w_direction":"I resent that. I, I never lied to you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52184,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"David","text":"Really? \"Hey David, all is good in Scranton PA.\"","text_w_direction":"Really? [reading from phone] \"Hey David, all is good in Scranton PA.\"","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52185,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"And all was good in Scranton PA that day.","text_w_direction":"And all was good in Scranton PA that day.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52186,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"David","text":"\"By the way, Oscar says 'hi'\"","text_w_direction":"\"By the way, Oscar says 'hi'\"","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52187,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Oscar says \"hi\" all the time. He says all kinds of greetings. \"Hi\" \"Hello\" \"Hola\" You're telling me you've never heard Oscar say \"hi\"?","text_w_direction":"Oscar says \"hi\" all the time. He says all kinds of greetings. \"Hi\" \"Hello\" \"Hola\" You're telling me you've never heard Oscar say \"hi\"?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52188,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"David","text":"Andy.","text_w_direction":"Andy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52189,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"But you're calling me a liar.","text_w_direction":"But you're calling me a liar.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52190,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"David","text":"Andy!","text_w_direction":"Andy!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52191,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"By the way, that reminds me, I want to ask you about some of the lies you've been telling lately.","text_w_direction":"By the way, that reminds me, I want to ask you about some of the lies you've been telling lately.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52192,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"David","text":"Watch it Andy!","text_w_direction":"Watch it Andy!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52193,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, here we go, January seventh 2013. \"Hey Andy, all's well. Been meaning to make it down there but my wife's sick.\" Well, which is it?! Is all well or is your wife sick?! BUSTED!","text_w_direction":"Oh, here we go, January seventh 2013. [Reading from phone] \"Hey Andy, all's well. Been meaning to make it down there but my wife's sick.\" Well, which is it?! Is all well or is your wife sick?! BUSTED!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52194,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"David","text":"My wife?","text_w_direction":"My wife?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52195,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"This has been a really tough time.","text_w_direction":"This has been a really tough time.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52196,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"David","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52197,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52198,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"David","text":"Has it?","text_w_direction":"Has it?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52199,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Erin just dumped me and I can't remember any of the aha moments I had on the boat, and I know it sounds weird to say but I really miss my beard.","text_w_direction":"Erin just dumped me and I can't remember any of the aha moments I had on the boat, and I know it sounds weird to say but I really miss my beard.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52200,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"David","text":"Shh.","text_w_direction":"Shh.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52201,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"It was like a security blan-","text_w_direction":"It was like a security blan-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52202,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"David","text":"Andy.","text_w_direction":"Andy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52203,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"-ket","text_w_direction":"-ket","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52204,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"David","text":"Shh. I'm not gonna fire you.","text_w_direction":"Shh. I'm not gonna fire you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52205,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"You're not?","text_w_direction":"You're not?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52206,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"David","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52207,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"That's awesome.","text_w_direction":"That's awesome.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52208,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"David","text":"I wouldn't own the company if it wasn't for you. So...I owe you that.","text_w_direction":"I wouldn't own the company if it wasn't for you. So...I owe you that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52209,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"David, I'll be there for you. These five words I swear to you. When you breathe, I want to be here for you. I'll be there for you. That's a poem by J.B. Jovi. I want you to have it.","text_w_direction":"David, I'll be there for you. These five words I swear to you. When you breathe, I want to be here for you. I'll be there for you. That's a poem by J.B. Jovi. I want you to have it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52210,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"David","text":"We are even...now. Understand? Got it?","text_w_direction":"We are even...now. Understand? Got it?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52211,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Crystal.","text_w_direction":"Crystal.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52212,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"David","text":"You are on very- Hey, very thin ice.","text_w_direction":"You are on very- Hey, very thin ice.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52213,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Vanilla. Vanilla Ice. It was a band.","text_w_direction":"Vanilla. [David looks confused] Vanilla Ice. It was a band.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52214,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Good morning.","text_w_direction":"Good morning.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52215,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Erin","text":"Good morning.","text_w_direction":"Good morning.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52216,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"And how are you on this fine-","text_w_direction":"And how are you on this fine- [chokes up, runs into office and slams door pulling the blinds closed]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52217,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Ok, we ready? Don't use that part. Last week, Erin told me that our relationship would be proceeding without me. Now I have to see her everyday at work. Which is...brutal. When people say office relationships are a good idea, they never talk about what might happen if you break up.","text_w_direction":"[Crying] Ok, we ready? [cut] Don't use that part. Last week, Erin told me that our relationship would be proceeding without me. Now I have to see her everyday at work. Which is...brutal. When people say office relationships are a good idea, they never talk about what might happen if you break up.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52218,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Ahhh! Oooooh! ahh","text_w_direction":"[Moaning from office] Ahhh! Oooooh! ahh","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52219,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"He sounds like a wounded animal.","text_w_direction":"He sounds like a wounded animal.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52220,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Stanley","text":"Should've put him out of his misery and just fired her.","text_w_direction":"Should've put him out of his misery and just fired her.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52221,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Phyllis","text":"I can't be around sad people, it makes me sad.","text_w_direction":"I can't be around sad people, it makes me sad.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52222,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Stanley","text":"I'm the same way with horny people.","text_w_direction":"I'm the same way with horny people.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52223,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok. [Andy continues moaning]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52224,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Erin","text":"Yes. Pete and I have started seeing each other and Andy still doesn't know. We thought that keeping it secret was more considerate to him. And hot for us. I mean I saw Pete's butt. It's sick.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Pete and I have started seeing each other and Andy still doesn't know. We thought that keeping it secret was more considerate to him. And hot for us. I mean I saw Pete's butt. It's sick.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52225,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"Oh that's mine! Um, I'll just, I'll get it out of the way for you.","text_w_direction":"[taking paper from Kevin] Oh that's mine! Um, I'll just, I'll get it out of the way for you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52226,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"Jim set up a job interview for me today in Philly. It's um, with a real estate company, which is a great fit for me because I live in a house and I know what a bathroom is. I'm sorry, I am just very nervous because honestly this is all moving a lot faster than I expected. And, and because my resume can fit on a post-it note.","text_w_direction":"Jim set up a job interview for me today in Philly. It's um, with a real estate company, which is a great fit for me because I live in a house and I know what a bathroom is. [laughs] I'm sorry, I am just very nervous because honestly this is all moving a lot faster than I expected. And, and because my resume can fit on a post-it note.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52227,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"No, don't just let her eat the grass, she'll puke it right up. OK, just put out two bowls and see which feed she prefers. I'm sorry to be taking up so much of your precious time, Mose, but she's your aunt too. Fine. I'll see what I can do.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] No, don't just let her eat the grass, she'll puke it right up. OK, just put out two bowls and see which feed she prefers. I'm sorry to be taking up so much of your precious time, Mose, but she's your aunt too. Fine. I'll see what I can do.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52228,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"I need you.","text_w_direction":"[Jumps out from behind vending machine] I need you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52229,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Ahh! Dwight!","text_w_direction":"Ahh! Dwight!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52230,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"And you should take breaks more often, I've been waiting there for 45 minutes.","text_w_direction":"And you should take breaks more often, I've been waiting there for 45 minutes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52231,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"What? What is it?","text_w_direction":"What? What is it?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52232,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"It's my aunt Shirley, she's on her last legs.","text_w_direction":"It's my aunt Shirley, she's on her last legs.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52233,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Dwight, that's awful.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, that's awful.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52234,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"You have no idea. I mean her hair, clothes, it's all falling off in great big clumps. And we need someone to go out there and clean her up. We had a nurse, but she quit because she was \"poisoned\" by Aunt Shirley.","text_w_direction":"You have no idea. I mean her hair, clothes, it's all falling off in great big clumps. And we need someone to go out there and clean her up. We had a nurse, but she quit because she was \"poisoned\" by Aunt Shirley.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52235,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"What do you mean by \"poisoned\"?","text_w_direction":"What do you mean by \"poisoned\"?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52236,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Probably nothing, or strychnine. Or lemonade and strychnine. Which is actually what it was.","text_w_direction":"Probably nothing, or strychnine. Or lemonade and strychnine. Which is actually what it was.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52237,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Ok, well I'm very sorry about your aunt.","text_w_direction":"Ok, well I'm very sorry about your aunt.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52238,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52239,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"But I don't see how this is my problem.","text_w_direction":"But I don't see how this is my problem.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52240,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Angela. You owe me one, remember? Now please, she's an old woman Angela. She needs a woman's touch. It's all hanging out-","text_w_direction":"Angela. You owe me one, remember? Now please, she's an old woman Angela. She needs a woman's touch. It's all hanging out-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52241,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Ugh.","text_w_direction":"Ugh.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52242,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"And there's parts of her I don't even recognize.","text_w_direction":"And there's parts of her I don't even recognize.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52243,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Gah.","text_w_direction":"Gah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52244,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"There's this one hanging part in particular, that's some sort of flap.","text_w_direction":"There's this one hanging part in particular, that's some sort of flap.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52245,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"It's fine.","text_w_direction":"It's fine.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52246,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"It's like a prehensile wing or something, you know?","text_w_direction":"It's like a prehensile wing or something, you know?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
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{"index":52258,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"The answer is yes.","text_w_direction":"The answer is yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
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{"index":52261,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Erin","text":"Well no, they're from clients.","text_w_direction":"Well no, they're from clients.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52262,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Well then, I don't want them. You can keep 'em. In fact, you can keep that big blue Nautica sweater, I know how much you love it.","text_w_direction":"Well then, I don't want them. You can keep 'em. In fact, you can keep that big blue Nautica sweater, I know how much you love it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52263,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Erin","text":"I can't. I-","text_w_direction":"I can't. I-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52264,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Nope, I insist upon it. It's an awesome sweater. Some great memories tied up in that thing.","text_w_direction":"Nope, I insist upon it. It's an awesome sweater. Some great memories tied up in that thing.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52265,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Erin","text":"These are messages from clients who want to buy paper.","text_w_direction":"These are messages from clients who want to buy paper.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
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{"index":52273,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"I was just leaving.","text_w_direction":"I was just leaving.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52274,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Stay! We are in the bro-zone layer. Ok? Nard dog, Plop and Clarker Posey, AKA Clarkwork Orange. Here's the sitch","text_w_direction":"Stay! We are in the bro-zone layer. Ok? Nard dog, Plop and Clarker Posey, AKA Clarkwork Orange. Here's the sitch","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52275,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"I don't know. Women do tend to move on quicker than men.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. Women do tend to move on quicker than men.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52276,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Survey says","text_w_direction":"Survey says","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
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{"index":52282,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"May not seem like it, but this really helped. So, thank you.","text_w_direction":"May not seem like it, but this really helped. So, thank you. [Andy leaves]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52283,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Clark","text":"I'll give you a hundred dollars to wear that sweater to work tomorrow.","text_w_direction":"I'll give you a hundred dollars to wear that sweater to work tomorrow.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52284,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Aunt Shirley, Hello! It's me Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Aunt Shirley, Hello! It's me Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
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{"index":52286,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Hello Aunt Shirley.","text_w_direction":"Hello Aunt Shirley.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
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{"index":52288,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"This is Angela, and we brought you some new clothes!","text_w_direction":"This is Angela, and we brought you some new clothes!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
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{"index":52290,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"OK","text_w_direction":"OK","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
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{"index":52292,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"You know what? Before you put the new clothes on, Angela's gonna get you cleaned up a little bit.","text_w_direction":"You know what? Before you put the new clothes on, Angela's gonna get you cleaned up a little bit.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52293,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Yes. How would you like a nice warm bath?","text_w_direction":"Yes. How would you like a nice warm bath?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52294,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Shirley","text":"How would you like a mean cold slap?","text_w_direction":"How would you like a mean cold slap? [slaps Angela]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52295,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Ow!","text_w_direction":"Ow!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52296,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok, Aunt Shirley, dear, uh, can I get you a nice crisp liter of schnapps?","text_w_direction":"Ok, Aunt Shirley, dear, uh, can I get you a nice crisp liter of schnapps?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52297,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Shirley","text":"I could do that.","text_w_direction":"I could do that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52298,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52299,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"No. No.","text_w_direction":"No. No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52300,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, trust me.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, trust me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52301,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52302,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"It keeps her docile. Go to the kitchen, get the largest receptacle you can find.","text_w_direction":"It keeps her docile. Go to the kitchen, get the largest receptacle you can find.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52303,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Shirley","text":"Step on it!","text_w_direction":"Step on it!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52304,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Why doesn't Erin seem sad? Has she found someone new or something? And if so, why hasn't she told me? Is she trying to spare my feelings? During breakups, the mind goes to some crazy dark places.","text_w_direction":"Why doesn't Erin seem sad? Has she found someone new or something? And if so, why hasn't she told me? Is she trying to spare my feelings? During breakups, the mind goes to some crazy dark places.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52305,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Phyllis","text":"Andy, don't. No good can come from snooping.","text_w_direction":"Andy, don't. No good can come from snooping.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
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{"index":52313,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Uh, hello! Who's snooping on who now?","text_w_direction":"Uh, hello! Who's snooping on who now?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
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{"index":52317,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Everyone please, just-","text_w_direction":"Everyone please, just-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52318,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Creed","text":"It's not cool.","text_w_direction":"It's not cool.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
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{"index":52320,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Oscar","text":"Andy. That is her private property.","text_w_direction":"Andy. That is her private property.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
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{"index":52323,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Stanley","text":"Uh huh.","text_w_direction":"Uh huh.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52324,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Phyllis","text":"See?","text_w_direction":"See?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52325,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Stanley","text":"That's where nosey'll get you.","text_w_direction":"That's where nosey'll get you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52326,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Phyllis","text":"Told you so.","text_w_direction":"Told you so.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52327,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Darryl, Clark, Toby, Kevin, Plop. Take a knee. Alright, you guys are gonna think I'm psycho again. Uh, couldn't shake this feeling that Erin's dating someone so I looked at her phone.","text_w_direction":"Darryl, Clark, Toby, Kevin, Plop. Take a knee. Alright, you guys are gonna think I'm psycho again. Uh, couldn't shake this feeling that Erin's dating someone so I looked at her phone.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52328,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Darryl","text":"Man, you can't do that stuff. You'll only find pain. When my ex-wife got into my e-mail account, she was devastated.","text_w_direction":"Man, you can't do that stuff. You'll only find pain. When my ex-wife got into my e-mail account, she was devastated.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52329,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Too late. I found out she's been texting a guy named Pete. Does anybody know a Pete?","text_w_direction":"Too late. I found out she's been texting a guy named Pete. Does anybody know a Pete?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52330,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Kevin","text":"Pete...","text_w_direction":"Pete...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52331,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Clark","text":"Hmm.","text_w_direction":"Hmm.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52332,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Kevin","text":"Pete what?","text_w_direction":"Pete what?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52333,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"It just occurred to me that Andy has been calling me Plop for so long, he forgot my real name. Which is Pete.","text_w_direction":"It just occurred to me that Andy has been calling me Plop for so long, he forgot my real name. Which is Pete.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52334,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"hello!","text_w_direction":"[whispers] hello!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52335,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"Hey! There she is. How you doin?","text_w_direction":"Hey! There she is. [Pam laughs] How you doin?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52336,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"Hi! Hey, do I look ok?","text_w_direction":"Hi! Hey, do I look ok?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52337,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"You look great.","text_w_direction":"You look great.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52338,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"Ok","text_w_direction":"Ok","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52339,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52340,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"What's that? Is that a-","text_w_direction":"[pointing to Jim's bluetooth headset] What's that? Is that a-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52341,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"Ok, I know where you're going with this, and this is who I am now. I'm a douche. But look what I can do with my hands.","text_w_direction":"Ok, I know where you're going with this, and this is who I am now. I'm a douche. But look what I can do with my hands. [Pam laughs]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52342,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Isaac","text":"Gotta go, VIP just walked through the door.","text_w_direction":"Gotta go, VIP just walked through the door.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52343,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"How are you, Isaac? You have something in your ear.","text_w_direction":"How are you, Isaac? You have something in your ear.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52344,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Isaac","text":"It's a phone?","text_w_direction":"It's a phone?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52345,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"Yes. It is. And thank you so much for setting up this opportunity, I really appreciate it.","text_w_direction":"Yes. It is. And thank you so much for setting up this opportunity, I really appreciate it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52346,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Isaac","text":"Of course, anything for Team Halpert. You're gonna crush it, Pam.","text_w_direction":"Of course, anything for Team Halpert. You're gonna crush it, Pam.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52347,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52348,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"You are gonna crush it. Wow, I missed you.","text_w_direction":"You are gonna crush it. Wow, I missed you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52349,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"Wait, are you saying that into the phone or are you saying that to me.","text_w_direction":"Wait, are you saying that into the phone or are you saying that to me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52350,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"Call you right back. What were you saying?","text_w_direction":"[touches headset] Call you right back. What were you saying?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52351,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"Ha ha.","text_w_direction":"Ha ha.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52352,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Athlead Coworker","text":"Hey, Jim! We've got Trent Edwards on the line.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Jim! We've got Trent Edwards on the line.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52353,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"I've gotta go, but you know what? Team Halpert, ok? You're gonna crush it, you're gonna smash it. OK, good luck!","text_w_direction":"I've gotta go, but you know what? Team Halpert, ok? You're gonna crush it, you're gonna smash it.[Pam laughs] OK, good luck!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52354,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"Bye.","text_w_direction":"Bye.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52355,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Gosh, she drank so much. And so quickly.","text_w_direction":"Gosh, she drank so much. And so quickly.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52356,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"In her prime, Shirles could put away homemade schnapps morning noon and night.","text_w_direction":"In her prime, Shirles could put away homemade schnapps morning noon and night.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52357,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Shirley","text":"","text_w_direction":"[coughs and laughs in her sleep]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52358,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Now all it takes is half a liter. She's dreaming. Alright, let's get her out to the yard so you can spray her down.","text_w_direction":"Now all it takes is half a liter. She's dreaming. Alright, let's get her out to the yard so you can spray her down.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52359,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Spray her down?","text_w_direction":"Spray her down?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52360,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"No, it's a lot better than it sounds. There's a private shower area. Very tasteful, very rustic.","text_w_direction":"No, it's a lot better than it sounds. There's a private shower area. Very tasteful, very rustic.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52361,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52362,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Come on in. Have a seat. Uh, thanks for coming in, I just gotta get something off my chest. I just got some really weird news and uh, I'm just gonna come out and say it. I just got off the phone with my doctor, and it turns out I contracted shlmydia...from Erin. And it's incurable. Pretty lame huh?","text_w_direction":"Come on in. Have a seat. Uh, thanks for coming in, I just gotta get something off my chest. I just got some really weird news and uh, I'm just gonna come out and say it. I just got off the phone with my doctor, and it turns out I contracted [reading computer screen] shlmydia...from Erin. And it's incurable. Pretty lame huh?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52363,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"Yeah. You were gone.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. [long pause] You were gone.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52364,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"I knew it!","text_w_direction":"I knew it!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52365,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"For a long time, Andy.","text_w_direction":"For a long time, Andy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52366,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"You and Erin are fuhhhhhhherraaaaa!","text_w_direction":"You and Erin are fuhhhhhhherraaaaa!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52367,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"Andy, just so you know, there was no overlap.","text_w_direction":"Andy, just so you know, there was no overlap.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52368,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"No overlap? Great. Good. Wow. This is suddenly so easy. Guess what? You're fired!","text_w_direction":"No overlap? Great. Good. Wow. This is suddenly so easy. Guess what? You're fired!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52369,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52370,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah. You. Are. Fired! One of the perks of being boss. I can fire anyone who steals my girlfriend. And wow, that turns out to be you. Yup. Sorry. So you had a bad day-","text_w_direction":"Yeah. You. Are. Fired! One of the perks of being boss. I can fire anyone who steals my girlfriend. And wow, that turns out to be you. Yup. Sorry. [singing] So you had a bad day-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52371,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"Andy?","text_w_direction":"Andy?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52372,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"..The camera don't lie!","text_w_direction":"..The camera don't lie!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52373,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"Andy.","text_w_direction":"Andy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52374,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"You're being an idiot get..","text_w_direction":"You're being an idiot get..","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52375,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"I'm trying..","text_w_direction":"I'm trying..","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52376,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Out of my office, turns out you're fired...","text_w_direction":"Out of my office, turns out you're fired...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52377,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"Andy.","text_w_direction":"Andy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52378,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Because you suck.","text_w_direction":"Because you suck.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52379,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"You can't fire-","text_w_direction":"You can't fire-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52380,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"And you're fired...","text_w_direction":"And you're fired...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52381,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"If you want to talk to me","text_w_direction":"If you want to talk to me","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52382,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"So you had a bad day...","text_w_direction":"So you had a bad day...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52383,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"I'll be in the annex.","text_w_direction":"I'll be in the annex.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52384,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Rut ti doh doh...","text_w_direction":"Rut ti doh doh...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52385,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"Alright? I'll be in the annex.","text_w_direction":"Alright? I'll be in the annex.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52386,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Rut tit doh doh...","text_w_direction":"Rut tit doh doh...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52387,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"Toby!","text_w_direction":"Toby!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52388,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Rut ti doh doo doh","text_w_direction":"Rut ti doh doo doh","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52389,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"Toby?","text_w_direction":"Toby?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52390,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Toby","text":"You can't fire Pete. You understand why, right?","text_w_direction":"You can't fire Pete. You understand why, right?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52391,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52392,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Toby","text":"Oh, Andy, we had this exact same conversation when you wanted to get rid of Nellie. You can't just get rid of people over grudges.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Andy, we had this exact same conversation when you wanted to get rid of Nellie. You can't just get rid of people over grudges.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52393,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Nellie was a professional grudge. This is a purely personal grudge.","text_w_direction":"Nellie was a professional grudge. This is a purely personal grudge.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52394,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Toby","text":"Alright, well look. While I have you here, this is a relationship disclosure form for Pete & Erin.","text_w_direction":"Alright, well look. While I have you here, this is a relationship disclosure form for Pete & Erin.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52395,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"They already have a contract? \"Mutually agree to-\" Ah, every phrase is like a dagger in my crotch.","text_w_direction":"They already have a contract? [Reading] \"Mutually agree to-\" Ah, every phrase is like a dagger in my crotch.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52396,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Toby","text":"It's just boiler plating, you don't have to read it.","text_w_direction":"It's just boiler plating, you don't have to read it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52397,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Well, I'm not signing away my rights.","text_w_direction":"Well, I'm not signing away my rights.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52398,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Toby","text":"I already signed it. I was just showing you.","text_w_direction":"I already signed it. I was just showing you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52399,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Ok, well we'll see about that.","text_w_direction":"Ok, well we'll see about that. [crumples paper]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52400,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Toby","text":"Andy, it's not the original. And destroying it will not stop them from dating. Andy. It's the original.","text_w_direction":"Andy, it's not the original. And destroying it will not stop them from dating. Andy. [Andy throws paper at him and leaves, Toby straightens paper out] It's the original.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52401,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Mark","text":"... talking Chester avenue, talking triplex, talking converting...Is that her? Hey guys! Say something.","text_w_direction":"...[singing] talking Chester avenue, talking triplex, talking converting...Is that her? Hey guys! Say something.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52402,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52403,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Mark","text":"Hi, I'm Mark.","text_w_direction":"Hi, I'm Mark.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52404,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"Hi, Pam, hello.","text_w_direction":"Hi, Pam, hello.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52405,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Mark","text":"I'm the horrible boss around here, but please don't hire Jamie Foxx to kill me. D'Jango! I don't agree with the use of the \"N\" word in that movie. It's, it's too soon.","text_w_direction":"I'm the horrible boss around here, but please don't hire Jamie Foxx to kill me. D'Jango! I don't agree with the use of the \"N\" word in that movie. It's, it's too soon.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52406,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"I'm Pam Halpert.","text_w_direction":"I'm Pam Halpert.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52407,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Mark","text":"Oh, hi. They call me Marky Mark around here, because here at Simon Realty, we are one funky bunch! Come on you guys, raise the roof when I say that! I- what are you all temps again today? Let's go, Gangnam style. He's heard Gangnam style, he knows it. Right? That's cause he's American. This is Carl. Uh, he's from here. Our neck of the woods. But Gangnam style is great, isn't it?","text_w_direction":"Oh, hi. They call me Marky Mark around here, because here at Simon Realty, we are one funky bunch! Come on you guys, raise the roof when I say that! I- what are you all temps again today? Let's go, Gangnam style. [laughs] He's heard Gangnam style, he knows it. Right? That's cause he's American. This is Carl. Uh, he's from here. Our neck of the woods. But Gangnam style is great, isn't it?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52408,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"Oh my god. He's Michael Scott.","text_w_direction":"Oh my god. He's Michael Scott.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52409,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Shirley","text":"Time to get clean!","text_w_direction":"Time to get clean!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52410,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"It's hosing time Aunt Shirley, have a seat. You're gonna have a hard time hearing her over the roar of the hose.","text_w_direction":"It's hosing time Aunt Shirley, have a seat. You're gonna have a hard time hearing her over the roar of the hose.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52411,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"You have to use chains?","text_w_direction":"You have to use chains?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52412,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"You'll see. Here we go.","text_w_direction":"You'll see. Here we go.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52413,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Shirley","text":"Let's get this show on the road.","text_w_direction":"Let's get this show on the road.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52414,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Let's do it! Ready? Here's a box cutter to get her clothes off.","text_w_direction":"Let's do it! Ready? Here's a box cutter to get her clothes off.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52415,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Dwight!","text_w_direction":"Dwight!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52416,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Let's get to it.","text_w_direction":"Let's get to it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52417,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"No! No!","text_w_direction":"No! No!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52418,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Give it a whirl.","text_w_direction":"Give it a whirl.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52419,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Dwight, I am not gonna hose your aunt down like some animal.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, I am not gonna hose your aunt down like some animal.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52420,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Shirley","text":"Stop your belly-aching and hose me.","text_w_direction":"Stop your belly-aching and hose me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52421,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"I need you to hose my aunt.","text_w_direction":"I need you to hose my aunt.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52422,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"No Dwight!","text_w_direction":"No Dwight!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52423,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"OK you are useless.","text_w_direction":"OK you are useless.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52424,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"No, Dwight!","text_w_direction":"No, Dwight!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52425,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Give me the hose!","text_w_direction":"Give me the hose!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52426,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"No Dwight, I won't-","text_w_direction":"No Dwight, I won't- [hoses Dwight]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52427,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Ahh! OK!","text_w_direction":"Ahh! OK!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52428,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"I'm gonna give your aunt a proper bath and a haircut like a lady! And you two are gonna shut up about it! Do you have a bathtub?","text_w_direction":"[grunting] I'm gonna give your aunt a proper bath and a haircut like a lady! And you two are gonna shut up about it! Do you have a bathtub?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52429,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes ma'am.","text_w_direction":"Yes ma'am.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52430,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Good.","text_w_direction":"Good.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52431,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Mark","text":"This is not an office so much as it is a uh, rec room with a bunch of computers in it. Frankly, if I had my way, I'd toss the computers in the gar-bage. But unfortunately we use them for practically everything we do. So. That ain't gonna happen. He's a temp, don't worry about him. Alice! Alright, stay awake ok?","text_w_direction":"This is not an office so much as it is a uh, rec room with a bunch of computers in it. Frankly, if I had my way, I'd toss the computers in the gar-bage. But unfortunately we use them for practically everything we do. So. That ain't gonna happen. He's a temp, don't worry about him. Alice! Alright, stay awake ok?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52432,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Toby","text":"Hey Nellie. Mmm. I am so sick of February. It's the shortest month but it sure doesn't feel that way. We should catch up.","text_w_direction":"Hey Nellie. Mmm. I am so sick of February. It's the shortest month but it sure doesn't feel that way. We should catch up.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52433,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Nellie","text":"Um.","text_w_direction":"Um.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52434,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Toby","text":"Y'know I've been going over my notes from the trial...","text_w_direction":"Y'know I've been going over my notes from the trial...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52435,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh no.","text_w_direction":"Oh no.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52436,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Toby","text":"...feel like I may have glossed over a few...","text_w_direction":"...feel like I may have glossed over a few...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52437,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Nellie","text":"No no no no.","text_w_direction":"No no no no.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52438,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Toby","text":"...minor points.","text_w_direction":"...minor points.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52439,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Nellie","text":"No. Toby, you cannot keep blathering on about this Scranton Strangler. Do something about it. Get it out of your system, whatever it takes.","text_w_direction":"No. Toby, you cannot keep blathering on about this Scranton Strangler. Do something about it. Get it out of your system, whatever it takes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52440,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Toby","text":"I've been drafting a letter.","text_w_direction":"I've been drafting a letter.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52441,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Nellie","text":"For two years! Then what? Another year picking out a stamp? Another six months before you decide to lick it? Just- I don't want to hear it!","text_w_direction":"For two years! Then what? Another year picking out a stamp? Another six months before you decide to lick it? Just- I don't want to hear it!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52442,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Mark","text":"My aunt Joan. Oh, uh well, she uh, she worked here before I did, so there's no nepotism involved. In fact, to be honest with you I'm probably a little harder on her than I am on the rest of these people. Ah, cute. Not work on this...work on this months. Ok Nana? Uh, when I say \"Chillax\" people chillax. Watch this. Hey Roger, chillax! Must not have heard me.","text_w_direction":"My aunt Joan. Oh, uh well, she uh, she worked here before I did, so there's no nepotism involved. In fact, to be honest with you I'm probably a little harder on her than I am on the rest of these people. Ah, cute. Not work on this...work on this months. Ok Nana? Uh, when I say \"Chillax\" people chillax. Watch this. Hey Roger, chillax! Must not have heard me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52443,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Roger","text":"No. I heard you.","text_w_direction":"No. I heard you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52444,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Mark","text":"Step this way for The Spanish Inquisition! Kids in the Hall. Just, it's not high pressure. Just a little Coffee Talk. Ok? Like butta. Come on in here. Mike Myers.","text_w_direction":"Step this way for The Spanish Inquisition! [laughs] Kids in the Hall. Just, it's not high pressure. Just a little Coffee Talk. Ok? Like butta. Come on in here. Mike Myers.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52445,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"Oh my god.","text_w_direction":"[Mouths] Oh my god.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52446,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Thank you! Thanks, thanks a lot. Really appreciate it. You guys are supposed to have my back. OK? Instead you let a guy named Plop steal my girlfriend.","text_w_direction":"Thank you! Thanks, thanks a lot. Really appreciate it. You guys are supposed to have my back. OK? Instead you let a guy named Plop steal my girlfriend.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52447,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Meredith","text":"Hey boss, I did everything I could. I invited Pete out for drinks, I emailed him shots of my junk....","text_w_direction":"Hey boss, I did everything I could. I invited Pete out for drinks, I emailed him shots of my junk....","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52448,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Ugh.","text_w_direction":"Ugh.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52449,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Meredith","text":"Kid doesn't have a romantic bone in his body.","text_w_direction":"Kid doesn't have a romantic bone in his body.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52450,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Phyllis","text":"Come on Andy, they're a good match.","text_w_direction":"Come on Andy, they're a good match.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52451,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"That doesn't matter. Ok? What matters is that I am hurt! Deep hurt inside of me. I don't care if they're Romeo and freaking Juliet! I feel like the guy that Juliet dated before Romeo. Probably her boss. And guess what? Juliet's boss also had feelings.","text_w_direction":"That doesn't matter. Ok? What matters is that I am hurt! Deep hurt inside of me. I don't care if they're Romeo and freaking Juliet! I feel like the guy that Juliet dated before Romeo. Probably her boss. And guess what? Juliet's boss also had feelings.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52452,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey, Andy.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Andy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52453,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"What?!","text_w_direction":"What?!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52454,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Darryl","text":"You've got a booger bubble going on there.","text_w_direction":"You've got a booger bubble going on there.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52455,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Sorry.","text_w_direction":"[wipes nose] Sorry.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52456,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Darryl","text":"It's ok.","text_w_direction":"It's ok.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52457,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"My whole life is a booger bubble!","text_w_direction":"My whole life is a booger bubble!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52458,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Mark","text":"This is a tiny resume. Papa Smurf! Come back to the mushroom. From The Smurfs movie.","text_w_direction":"This is a tiny resume. Papa Smurf! Come back to the mushroom. [Pam laughs] From The Smurfs movie.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52459,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, I've seen that with my kids. Um, it is tiny, but I've actually been commissioned by the City of Scranton to paint a mural-","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I've seen that with my kids. Um, it is tiny, but I've actually been commissioned by the City of Scranton to paint a mural-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52460,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Mark","text":"What does this say here? To ti te per tat... what language is this? Swahili? Oh wait a second, now I can read it.","text_w_direction":"What does this say here? To ti te per tat... what language is this? Swahili? Oh wait a second, now I can read it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52461,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, cause it was upside down.","text_w_direction":"Oh, cause it was upside down. [both laugh]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52462,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Mark","text":"You're a good audience.","text_w_direction":"You're a good audience. [Pam laughs]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52463,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"So um-","text_w_direction":"So um-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52464,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Mark","text":"Unlike some of these people around here.","text_w_direction":"Unlike some of these people around here.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52465,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, the um, the city commissioned me to do the-","text_w_direction":"Yeah, the um, the city commissioned me to do the-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52466,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Mark","text":"Yeah, we don't have a lot of call for doodling around here. But I like this resume and here's why. It shows that you stick around. Yeah. You don't jump ship easily. Like a lot of these people. I mean they worship me you know? But do they like me? I mean...you think they like me, Pam?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, we don't have a lot of call for doodling around here. But I like this resume and here's why. It shows that you stick around. Yeah. You don't jump ship easily. Like a lot of these people. I mean they worship me you know? But do they like me? I mean...you think they like me, Pam?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52467,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52468,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Mark","text":"What if Bob Dylan was your boss? I'm gonna do Dylan! Pam Halpert is my name, and I've been at Dunder Mifflin for seven years? Eight years? Eight years, man. Got the Dunder Mifflin blues. Got the Pam Halpert blues. Got the pra- went to the Pratt Institute...You have children?","text_w_direction":"[gets guitar] What if Bob Dylan was your boss? I'm gonna do Dylan! [playing guitar and imitating Bob Dylan] Pam Halpert is my name, and I've been at Dunder Mifflin for seven years? Eight years? Eight years, man. Got the Dunder Mifflin blues. Got the Pam Halpert blues. Got the pra- went to the Pratt Institute...You have children?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52469,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"Two children, yes.","text_w_direction":"Two children, yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52470,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Mark","text":"You wrote Art and Painting, kinda the same thing. Kinda the same thing. Sometimes I repeat myself, but that's just being Pam. Well I'm kinda cute and I'm- but I'm married so...leave that be.","text_w_direction":"You wrote Art and Painting, kinda the same thing. Kinda the same thing. Sometimes I repeat myself, but that's just being Pam. Well I'm kinda cute and I'm- but I'm married so...leave that be.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52471,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"Hey. You got a sec to talk?","text_w_direction":"Hey. You got a sec to talk?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52472,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Kinda painful to chat with you Pete. Ever since the old one-two punch to my scrotum pole. Translation","text_w_direction":"Kinda painful to chat with you Pete. Ever since the old one-two punch to my scrotum pole. Translation","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52473,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"Yeah. Look, uh I understand breakups are tough. You know, it happens to all of us at some point in life. But you've gotta move on.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Look, uh I understand breakups are tough. You know, it happens to all of us at some point in life. But you've gotta move on.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52474,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Great advice. Thank you, you can leave now.","text_w_direction":"Great advice. Thank you, you can leave now.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52475,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Erin","text":"Listen to him, Andy. He's trying to tell you something that you really need to hear.","text_w_direction":"Listen to him, Andy. He's trying to tell you something that you really need to hear.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52476,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Awesome perspective. Thanks for butting in.","text_w_direction":"Awesome perspective. Thanks for butting in.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52477,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"Well, I've been where you are now. I dated this girl Alice and it was an ugly breakup. She worked at a marketing agency right next to my house. I'd run into her every day but I had to grow up and deal with it, and I did. We're even Facebook friends now.","text_w_direction":"Well, I've been where you are now. I dated this girl Alice and it was an ugly breakup. She worked at a marketing agency right next to my house. I'd run into her every day but I had to grow up and deal with it, and I did. We're even Facebook friends now.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52478,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Erin","text":"See? We can all be friends!","text_w_direction":"See? We can all be friends!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52479,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52480,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Erin","text":"Just, get over it. It doesn't have to be awkward.","text_w_direction":"Just, get over it. It doesn't have to be awkward.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52481,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"I do think we can have a fair....","text_w_direction":"I do think we can have a fair....","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52482,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, so life gives you lemons and you've just gotta eat them, rinds and all. And if you don't want to eat them? Your ex-girlfriend will shove them down your throat with the help of her hunky new boyfriend. So that's fun.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, so life gives you lemons and you've just gotta eat them, rinds and all. And if you don't want to eat them? Your ex-girlfriend will shove them down your throat with the help of her hunky new boyfriend. So that's fun.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52483,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Mark","text":"Nothing to see here! Boss at work. This will be your desk. Right up front. Best seat on the roller coaster, you must be this tall to ride this ride. No pregnant women allowed. Are you? Uh, yeah I don't- not allowed to ask. So...","text_w_direction":"Nothing to see here! Boss at work. This will be your desk. Right up front. Best seat on the roller coaster, you must be this tall to ride this ride. No pregnant women allowed. Are you? Uh, yeah I don't- not allowed to ask. So...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52484,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"I am not pr-","text_w_direction":"I am not pr-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52485,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Mark","text":"You're not.","text_w_direction":"You're not.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52486,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"Pregnant, no.","text_w_direction":"Pregnant, no.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52487,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Mark","text":"I didn't ask her if she was pregnant. She just offered it. The last three girls here all got pregnant.","text_w_direction":"I didn't ask her if she was pregnant. She just offered it. The last three girls here all got pregnant.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52488,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52489,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Mark","text":"Don't be afraid, it's a different chair. I don't want a guy up here. I want to you know, see a woman come in and do a great job. Something that, I have to look out this window, I want someone-","text_w_direction":"Don't be afraid, it's a different chair. I don't want a guy up here. I want to you know, see a woman come in and do a great job. Something that, I have to look out this window, I want someone-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52490,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"I'm sorry I thought this job was for the position of office manager.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry I thought this job was for the position of office manager.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52491,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Mark","text":"It is. Yeah, you would uh manage this office. Answer the phones and forward the calls and uh you know, go for a coffee run now and again.","text_w_direction":"It is. Yeah, you would uh manage this office. Answer the phones and forward the calls and uh you know, go for a coffee run now and again.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52492,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"So, kinda like a receptionist.","text_w_direction":"So, kinda like a receptionist.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52493,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Mark","text":"Yeah, like a receptionist, but we call you the office manager because uh, it's less demeaning. By the way, how long are these uh, cameras gonna be following you around? Because I think this is pretty cool. Pretty pretty cool. Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm. Do you like that show?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, like a receptionist, but we call you the office manager because uh, it's less demeaning. By the way, how long are these uh, cameras gonna be following you around? Because I think this is pretty cool. Pretty pretty cool. Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm. Do you like that show?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52494,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52495,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Mark","text":"Well, I think they indulge themselves a little too much. I like scripted.","text_w_direction":"Well, I think they indulge themselves a little too much. I like scripted.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52496,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"I spent 10 years as a receptionist, to Michael Scott. And I have kids now. And I just, I can't.","text_w_direction":"I spent 10 years as a receptionist, to Michael Scott. And I have kids now. And I just, I can't.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52497,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Shirley","text":"Ow! The braid is too tight.","text_w_direction":"Ow! The braid is too tight.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52498,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Oh hush. Loose braids reflect a loose character. Now stay still.","text_w_direction":"Oh hush. Loose braids reflect a loose character. Now stay still.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52499,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Shirley","text":"Yes ma'am.","text_w_direction":"Yes ma'am.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52500,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"I think your hair is much too long for your age, by the way.","text_w_direction":"I think your hair is much too long for your age, by the way.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52501,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Shirley","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52502,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"There.","text_w_direction":"There.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52503,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Shirley","text":"Thank you Angela.","text_w_direction":"Thank you Angela.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52504,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Toby","text":"I'm going to the prison. This afternoon. I'm gonna talk to the strangler.","text_w_direction":"I'm going to the prison. This afternoon. I'm gonna talk to the strangler.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52505,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Nellie","text":"Probably best to use his real name rather than strangler.","text_w_direction":"Probably best to use his real name rather than strangler.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52506,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Darryl","text":"Don't use his real name. George Howard Scubb. It's a devil name.","text_w_direction":"Don't use his real name. George Howard Scubb. It's a devil name.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52507,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Toby","text":"Well I just wanted to say I'm doing it.","text_w_direction":"Well I just wanted to say I'm doing it. [Toby leaves]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52508,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Nellie","text":"He's doing it.","text_w_direction":"He's doing it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52509,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"hey!","text_w_direction":"[on phone] hey!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52510,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, how'd the interview go?","text_w_direction":"Hey, how'd the interview go?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52511,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"Oh my gosh, wait until you. This guy was unbelievable. Ok so-","text_w_direction":"Oh my gosh, wait until you. This guy was unbelievable. Ok so-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52512,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"I can't wait to hear about it later. Do you want to come in at eight? And uh, don't eat because I'm ordering in.","text_w_direction":"I can't wait to hear about it later. Do you want to come in at eight? And uh, don't eat because I'm ordering in.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52513,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"Eight? Really?","text_w_direction":"Eight? Really?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52514,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"I'll make it worth your while, I promise.","text_w_direction":"I'll make it worth your while, I promise.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52515,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"Sure. I mean, it's Philly. I can kill four hours. So uh, yeah. I'll see you at eight.","text_w_direction":"Sure. I mean, it's Philly. I can kill four hours. So uh, yeah. I'll see you at eight.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52516,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"Alright, love you.","text_w_direction":"Alright, love you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52517,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"Love you.","text_w_direction":"Love you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52518,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Alice","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52519,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Erin","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52520,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Alice","text":"I'm here from BCI Marketing Consultants to meet with Andrew Bernard.","text_w_direction":"I'm here from BCI Marketing Consultants to meet with Andrew Bernard.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52521,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Erin","text":"Yes. The consultant. Andy said you can start right away so I will take you to your desk.","text_w_direction":"Yes. The consultant. Andy said you can start right away so I will take you to your desk.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52522,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Alice","text":"Ok, great. Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Ok, great. Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52523,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Meredith","text":"Fresh meat! Fresh meat!","text_w_direction":"Fresh meat! Fresh meat! [Making kissing noises]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52524,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Erin","text":"Just keep walking, don't give her anything. She'll take it and run. I'm Erin by the way.","text_w_direction":"Just keep walking, don't give her anything. She'll take it and run. I'm Erin by the way.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52525,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Alice","text":"Nice to meet you. Cute sweater.","text_w_direction":"Nice to meet you. Cute sweater.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52526,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, thanks. Your shoes match. I'm bad at small talk.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thanks. Your shoes match. I'm bad at small talk.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52527,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Kevin","text":"I'm Kevin.","text_w_direction":"I'm Kevin.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52528,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Alice","text":"Pete?","text_w_direction":"Pete?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52529,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"Alice. Oh man.","text_w_direction":"Alice. Oh man.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52530,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Alice","text":"It's uh, been a while, huh?","text_w_direction":"It's uh, been a while, huh?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52531,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Erin","text":"What, do you two know each other?","text_w_direction":"What, do you two know each other?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52532,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"Yeah. We uh, have a history.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. We uh, have a history.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52533,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Erin","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52534,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Alice","text":"History. Wow, ok. We dated for two years.","text_w_direction":"History. Wow, ok. We dated for two years.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52535,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Erin","text":"That's so random.","text_w_direction":"That's so random.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52536,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"Well. Is it?","text_w_direction":"Well. Is it?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52537,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Erin","text":"Andy also hired a management consultant today. Oh no.","text_w_direction":"Andy also hired a management consultant today. Oh no. [runs to front office]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52538,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Creed","text":"Hey Erin, look who's back. The bird man.","text_w_direction":"Hey Erin, look who's back. The bird man.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52539,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Gabe","text":"Hello beautiful.","text_w_direction":"Hello beautiful.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52540,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Kevin","text":"Didn't you two used to do it?","text_w_direction":"Didn't you two used to do it?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52541,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Gabe","text":"We absolutely did. Thank you for remembering that.","text_w_direction":"We absolutely did. Thank you for remembering that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52542,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Creed","text":"She's looking good.","text_w_direction":"She's looking good.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52543,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Toby","text":"Hi, I'm uh, Toby Flenderson. I'm here to see George Howard Scubb.","text_w_direction":"Hi, I'm uh, Toby Flenderson. I'm here to see George Howard Scubb.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52544,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Toby","text":"This is the prison. Uh, I am not going in there with expectations, per say. Uh, I will meet George Howard Scubb. I will tell him that I believe he is innocent. I would understand if he felt motivated to hug me. I would understand if a friendship began. How did, how did Bogart put it? I think this is a start of my first friendship.","text_w_direction":"This is the prison. Uh, I am not going in there with expectations, per say. Uh, I will meet George Howard Scubb. I will tell him that I believe he is innocent. I would understand if he felt motivated to hug me. I would understand if a friendship began. How did, how did Bogart put it? [imitating Humphrey Bogart] I think this is a start of my first friendship.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52545,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Clark","text":"So Pete was a librarian?","text_w_direction":"So Pete was a librarian?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52546,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Alice","text":"He worked as a librarian freshman year.","text_w_direction":"He worked as a librarian freshman year.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52547,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Clark","text":"Was he like the sexy librarian?","text_w_direction":"Was he like the sexy librarian?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52548,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52549,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Alice","text":"Is there like somebody who's in charge of marketing? Maybe I should sit near him or her.","text_w_direction":"Is there like somebody who's in charge of marketing? Maybe I should sit near him or her.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52550,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52551,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Alice","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52552,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Hi, how's it going?","text_w_direction":"Hi, how's it going?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52553,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Alice","text":"Hi. Good. I'd love to discuss strategy with you if you have a marketing p-","text_w_direction":"Hi. [laughs] Good. I'd love to discuss strategy with you if you have a marketing p-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52554,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Wow this sure is intense. Having to share a workspace with someone you used to get it on with?","text_w_direction":"Wow this sure is intense. Having to share a workspace with someone you used to get it on with?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52555,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"Andy, that is really inappropriate.","text_w_direction":"Andy, that is really inappropriate.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52556,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Awkward.","text_w_direction":"Awkward.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52557,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"It is awkward. This is a really uncomfortable situation that you've contrived.","text_w_direction":"It is awkward. This is a really uncomfortable situation that you've contrived.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52558,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Really uncomfortable situation.","text_w_direction":"[high pitched] Really uncomfortable situation.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52559,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52560,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"It's alright Pete, you can handle it. I mean we all just gotta \"move on\". Ain't that right professor lecture much? Uh, question. How's that medicine taste? Your own flavored? Is it just me or have these tables turned? Hmm. Hmm.","text_w_direction":"It's alright Pete, you can handle it. I mean we all just gotta \"move on\". Ain't that right professor lecture much? Uh, question. How's that medicine taste? Your own flavored? Is it just me or have these tables turned? Hmm. Hmm. [leaves]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52561,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Alice","text":"So there's no marketing department.","text_w_direction":"So there's no marketing department.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52562,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Clark","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52563,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52564,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Gabe","text":"You know, times were tough. I was unemployed, I was still heart-broken over you, I've lost a good fifty pounds. But as you can see I put all that weight right back on. Feel how fat my buttocks are. Yeah, it's crazy. Touch it. It's like a warm pumpkin.","text_w_direction":"You know, times were tough. I was unemployed, I was still heart-broken over you, I've lost a good fifty pounds. But as you can see I put all that weight right back on. Feel how fat my buttocks are. Yeah, it's crazy. Touch it. It's like a warm pumpkin.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52565,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Erin","text":"So Andy just called you up out of the blue?","text_w_direction":"So Andy just called you up out of the blue?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52566,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Gabe","text":"Yeah. He told me you two broke up.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. He told me you two broke up.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52567,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52568,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Gabe","text":"You must be pretty horny.","text_w_direction":"You must be pretty horny. [Erin shakes head no]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52569,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Nellie","text":"well, the good news is no more guilty conscience. At least you know he is the strangler. The proof is in the grip. Did they say when the vocal cords would heal? One week? Ok, two weeks? Ok. You offered your neck in search of the truth. The proud neck of justice. Isn't that the expression? No. Well, anyway, it was, it was very brave. It really was quite brave.","text_w_direction":"well, the good news is no more guilty conscience. At least you know he is the strangler. The proof is in the grip. Did they say when the vocal cords would heal? [Toby nods] One week? [Toby shakes head] Ok, two weeks? [Toby nods] Ok. You offered your neck in search of the truth. The proud neck of justice. Isn't that the expression? No. Well, anyway, it was, it was very brave. It really was quite brave.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52570,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Shirley","text":"I feel like a show pony.","text_w_direction":"I feel like a show pony.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52571,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"And you look like one too. Thank you Angela.","text_w_direction":"And you look like one too. Thank you Angela.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52572,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"You're welcome. Would you like some stew?","text_w_direction":"You're welcome. Would you like some stew?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52573,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"By all means. And I will carve the roast skunk. Angela?","text_w_direction":"By all means. And I will carve the roast skunk. Angela?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52574,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Mmhm.","text_w_direction":"Mmhm.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52575,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Would you like the stink sack?","text_w_direction":"Would you like the stink sack?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52576,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Is it any good?","text_w_direction":"Is it any good?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52577,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"No, you don't eat it. It's a toy, like a wish bone. You know, prettiest girl gets the stink sack.","text_w_direction":"No, you don't eat it. It's a toy, like a wish bone. You know, prettiest girl gets the stink sack.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52578,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. [both laugh]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52579,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Shirley","text":"So, when's the wedding?","text_w_direction":"So, when's the wedding?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52580,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Oh, um actually uh, we are just friends.","text_w_direction":"Oh, um actually uh, we are just friends.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52581,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Shirley","text":"That's what Mose said about his lady scarecrow and look what he did to that poor thing.","text_w_direction":"That's what Mose said about his lady scarecrow and look what he did to that poor thing.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52582,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"Hello?","text_w_direction":"Hello?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52583,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"Hey! Back here.","text_w_direction":"Hey! Back here.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52584,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, wow. Seriously? Oh my gosh, is that champagne?","text_w_direction":"Oh, wow. Seriously? Oh my gosh, is that champagne?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52585,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"Si, senor.","text_w_direction":"Si, senor.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52586,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, Jim I should have told you I didn't get the job.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Jim I should have told you I didn't get the job.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52587,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"Oh man. I'm so sorry. Are you alright?","text_w_direction":"Oh man. I'm so sorry. Are you alright?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52588,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, yeah. I'm more than alright. There's just nothing to celebrate.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah. I'm more than alright. There's just nothing to celebrate.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52589,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"Are you kidding? We're in Philly. We're having dinner together. And this is just consolation champagne. It's from the part of France that immediately gave up to the Nazis. Here.","text_w_direction":"Are you kidding? We're in Philly. We're having dinner together. And this is just consolation champagne. It's from the part of France that immediately gave up to the Nazis. Here.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52590,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"You're very quick on your feet. I remember you. Funny.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] You're very quick on your feet. I remember you. Funny.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52591,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"Alright. So, tell me all about it.","text_w_direction":"Alright. So, tell me all about it.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52592,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok. Well, gosh. Thank you for your help today. Your perspective was very useful. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Ok. Well, gosh. Thank you for your help today. Your perspective was very useful. Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52593,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"It was not an unpleasant way to spend an afternoon. Dwight, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"It was not an unpleasant way to spend an afternoon. [They shake hands. Then kiss] Dwight, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52594,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Right. Not outside. The horseflies. You know what? My farm is only a few acres East of here. Or, we could use the slaughterhouse.","text_w_direction":"Right. Not outside. The horseflies. You know what? My farm is only a few acres East of here. Or, we could use the slaughterhouse.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52595,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"No, Dwight. The Senator.","text_w_direction":"No, Dwight. The Senator.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52596,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Leave him. He probably won't even notice that you're gone. Be with me, Monkey.","text_w_direction":"Leave him. He probably won't even notice that you're gone. Be with me, Monkey.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52597,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"I can't be your monkey, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"I can't be your monkey, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52598,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm not talking about some frisky romp in the warehouse. We have wasted too much of our lives ignoring the fact that we belong together. The eighty or ninety years that I have left in this life...I want to spend with you.","text_w_direction":"I'm not talking about some frisky romp in the warehouse. We have wasted too much of our lives ignoring the fact that we belong together. The eighty or ninety years that I have left in this life...I want to spend with you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52599,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"I made a vow. I gave my word.","text_w_direction":"I made a vow. I gave my word.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52600,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Dwight","text":"Stand by your man. It's what I would want if you were mine.","text_w_direction":"Stand by your man. It's what I would want if you were mine.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52601,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Angela","text":"Good night, D.","text_w_direction":"Good night, D.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52602,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Erin","text":"How are you doing? Is it really rough?","text_w_direction":"How are you doing? Is it really rough?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52603,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"It is so unpleasant. You?","text_w_direction":"It is so unpleasant. You?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52604,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, love turds. Conference room, now.","text_w_direction":"Hey, love turds. Conference room, now.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52605,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Thank you all for coming in. Just wanted to check in. How is everyone's day?","text_w_direction":"Thank you all for coming in. Just wanted to check in. How is everyone's day?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52606,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Gabe","text":"Honestly, it was a little weird.","text_w_direction":"Honestly, it was a little weird.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52607,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Really? Hmm. That's interesting. Because Erin and Pete thought it wouldn't be weird at all. Why do you think it was weird, Gabe? Maybe because you and Erin used to be an item?","text_w_direction":"Really? Hmm. That's interesting. Because Erin and Pete thought it wouldn't be weird at all. Why do you think it was weird, Gabe? Maybe because you and Erin used to be an item?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52608,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Gabe","text":"I still wear Erin's button-downs around the condo sometimes. So it feels to me like we're still in a relationship-","text_w_direction":"I still wear Erin's button-downs around the condo sometimes. So it feels to me like we're still in a relationship-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52609,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Erin","text":"Gabe!","text_w_direction":"Gabe!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52610,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Gabe","text":"...a lot of the time.","text_w_direction":"...a lot of the time.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52611,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"And Alice, uh, I understand you once dumped Pete, ouch.","text_w_direction":"And Alice, uh, I understand you once dumped Pete, ouch.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52612,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"Dude, it was an amicable break up Andy.","text_w_direction":"Dude, it was an amicable break up Andy.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52613,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Alice","text":"Ok, while we're rewriting history, you never had a drinking problem.","text_w_direction":"Ok, while we're rewriting history, you never had a drinking problem.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52614,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"It was college. That is what you do.","text_w_direction":"It was college. That is what you do.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52615,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Alice","text":"Yeah you're also supposed to go to classes, so there's that.","text_w_direction":"Yeah you're also supposed to go to classes, so there's that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52616,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Erin","text":"Hey, Andy, is this at all work related?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Andy, is this at all work related?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52617,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"We'll get to that. Gabe, did Erin ever tell you that she loves you?","text_w_direction":"We'll get to that. Gabe, did Erin ever tell you that she loves you?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52618,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Gabe","text":"Oh no no no no no no. She wouldn't even let me say it. It was adorable. She would plug her ears and scream her heat out.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Oh no no no no no no. She wouldn't even let me say it. It was adorable. She would plug her ears and scream her heat out.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52619,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Erin","text":"Gabe, can you stop talking? Cause every word out of your mouth is like the squawk of an ugly pelican.","text_w_direction":"Gabe, can you stop talking? Cause every word out of your mouth is like the squawk of an ugly pelican.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52620,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Gabe","text":"I got a tattoo for you.","text_w_direction":"I got a tattoo for you.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52621,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Erin","text":"I didn't ask you to get that Nike Swoosh. Nobody did! You did that for you!","text_w_direction":"I didn't ask you to get that Nike Swoosh. Nobody did! You did that for you!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52622,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Gabe","text":"Just do it. You were the it that I was just doing.","text_w_direction":"Just do it. You were the it that I was just doing.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52623,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Alice","text":"So you're dating a secretary now? Moving up in the world, Pete.","text_w_direction":"So you're dating a secretary now? Moving up in the world, Pete.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52624,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"She's nice to me.","text_w_direction":"She's nice to me.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52625,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Alice","text":"How's that P.E. degree coming? That's what he wanted to be. His dream in college was to be a gym teacher.","text_w_direction":"How's that P.E. degree coming? That's what he wanted to be. His dream in college was to be a gym teacher.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52626,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Erin","text":"Well, guess what? He could still be a gym teacher. In fact, we could all still be gym teachers, so, let's-","text_w_direction":"Well, guess what? He could still be a gym teacher. In fact, we could all still be gym teachers, so, let's-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52627,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Gabe","text":"I technically cannot. I don't have the lung capacity to blow a whistle.","text_w_direction":"I technically cannot. I don't have the lung capacity to blow a whistle.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52628,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"Oh my god.","text_w_direction":"Oh my god.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52629,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Gabe","text":"What kind of music are you into, Peter?","text_w_direction":"What kind of music are you into, Peter?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52630,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"Uh, I like all kinds of music, Gabe.","text_w_direction":"Uh, I like all kinds of music, Gabe.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52631,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Gabe","text":"Really? All kinds? So you like songs of hate written by the white knights of the Ku Klux Klan?","text_w_direction":"Really? All kinds? So you like songs of hate written by the white knights of the Ku Klux Klan?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52632,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52633,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Gabe","text":"Erin, are you even hearing this?","text_w_direction":"Erin, are you even hearing this?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52634,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Erin","text":"He didn't even say that.","text_w_direction":"He didn't even say that.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52635,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Alice","text":"He is not a very sophisticated man, I mean he can't even use chopsticks, so. Do I need to say anything else?","text_w_direction":"He is not a very sophisticated man, I mean he can't even use chopsticks, so. Do I need to say anything else?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52636,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Gabe","text":"Erin, I've been to Japan. I know how to use chopsticks so well. Come back. One night.","text_w_direction":"Erin, I've been to Japan. I know how to use chopsticks so well. Come back. One night.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52637,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Erin","text":"Gabe, I don't-","text_w_direction":"Gabe, I don't-","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52638,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Gabe","text":"Give me one night with you...","text_w_direction":"Give me one night with you...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52639,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Erin","text":"What is that supposed to mean?","text_w_direction":"What is that supposed to mean?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52640,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Gabe","text":"I have shaved everything...","text_w_direction":"I have shaved everything...","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52641,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Erin","text":"I don't want you to shave everything.","text_w_direction":"I don't want you to shave everything.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52642,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Alice","text":"I wasted two years of my life on you, you realize that right?!","text_w_direction":"I wasted two years of my life on you, you realize that right?!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52643,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"I just want to be real clear that chopsticks is not the measure of a man.","text_w_direction":"I just want to be real clear that chopsticks is not the measure of a man. [Erin and Gabe argue in background]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52644,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Gabe","text":"I am as smooth as a porpoise. {Erin argues]","text_w_direction":"I am as smooth as a porpoise. {Erin argues]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52645,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pete","text":"Why don't you say in the beginning","text_w_direction":"Why don't you say in the beginning","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52646,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Gabe","text":"Shove his sashimi!","text_w_direction":"Shove his sashimi!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52647,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Erin","text":"What do you-!","text_w_direction":"What do you-!","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52648,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Alice","text":"Because I had to wait-","text_w_direction":"Because I had to wait- [all argue]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52649,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Andy","text":"Alright, yes. That is a legitimate question. Does making Erin and Pete feel bad make me feel better? Yeah. Yeah, it does.","text_w_direction":"Alright, yes. That is a legitimate question. Does making Erin and Pete feel bad make me feel better? [Erin & Gabe and Alice & Pete argue in background] Yeah. Yeah, it does.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52650,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"So, imagine like the real estate version of Michael Scott and that was this guy. He did half the interview as Ace Ventura.","text_w_direction":"So, imagine like the real estate version of Michael Scott and that was this guy. He did half the interview as Ace Ventura.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52651,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"Tell me about the cologne. How much?","text_w_direction":"Tell me about the cologne. How much?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52652,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, uh, entire bottle. At least.","text_w_direction":"Oh, uh, entire bottle. At least.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52653,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"You're definitely hoarding this by the way.","text_w_direction":"You're definitely hoarding this by the way.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52654,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"Guess what poster he had on his wall?","text_w_direction":"Guess what poster he had on his wall?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52655,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"Austin Powers.","text_w_direction":"Austin Powers.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52656,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"MmMm.","text_w_direction":"MmMm.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52657,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"Ferris Bueller.","text_w_direction":"Ferris Bueller.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52658,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"MmMm. You're getting colder.","text_w_direction":"MmMm. You're getting colder.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52659,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"Not Night at the Roxbury.","text_w_direction":"Not Night at the Roxbury.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52660,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"No. The Odd Life of Timothy Green.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] No. The Odd Life of Timothy Green.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52661,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"I'm sorry, how did you think I was expected to guess that?","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry, how did you think I was expected to guess that?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52662,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"I don't know, but it's interesting right?","text_w_direction":"I don't know, but it's interesting right?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52663,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"It's fascinating.","text_w_direction":"It's fascinating.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52664,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"He said he can't help but tear up when he looks at it. It's like right next to his desk. He must look at it twenty times a day.","text_w_direction":"He said he can't help but tear up when he looks at it. It's like right next to his desk. He must look at it twenty times a day.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52665,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"That's amazing. Well, listen. You can't win 'em all, right?","text_w_direction":"That's amazing. Well, listen. You can't win 'em all, right?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52666,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"Mmhm.","text_w_direction":"Mmhm.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52667,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"So, next interview has to be better.","text_w_direction":"So, next interview has to be better.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52668,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52669,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"What do you mean? Of course it will. You're amazing.","text_w_direction":"What do you mean? Of course it will. You're amazing.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52670,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"I know. It's just even if it was, a great boss and a great job, I just, I don't know, I don't know if I want, um, I don't know if I want this.","text_w_direction":"I know. It's just even if it was, a great boss and a great job, I just, I don't know, I don't know if I want, um, I don't know if I want this.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52671,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"Huh. This is a little out of left field.","text_w_direction":"[long pause] Huh. This is a little out of left field.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52672,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Pam","text":"Is it? I just, I liked our life in Scranton.","text_w_direction":"Is it? I just, I liked our life in Scranton.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52673,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Jim","text":"And I have started a business in Philadelphia.","text_w_direction":"And I have started a business in Philadelphia. [Pam shrugs]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52674,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Oscar's Computer","text":"My grandfather know. Mah Jong will be here to stay. Hobbies of the East continues in a moment.","text_w_direction":"My grandfather know. Mah Jong will be here to stay. Hobbies of the East continues in a moment.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52675,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Oscar","text":"You could all be doing this, just saying.","text_w_direction":"You could all be doing this, just saying.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52676,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Oscar","text":"I watch way too many ads online and I don't do enough situps. So I bought these. Now, every time an ad pops up online, I get 30 seconds of ab blasting. I call it Ads for Abs. Ironically, I learned about the boots from an ad online.","text_w_direction":"I watch way too many ads online and I don't do enough situps. So I bought these. Now, every time an ad pops up online, I get 30 seconds of ab blasting. I call it Ads for Abs. Ironically, I learned about the boots from an ad online.","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52677,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Stanley","text":"Why can't you just do regular sit-ups?","text_w_direction":"Why can't you just do regular sit-ups?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52678,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Oscar","text":"I'll tell you why. Because...the floor...is...disgusting. Yeah, my trainer said everybody fails working out, that's how you win. Alright Ok. Kevin? A little help buddy?","text_w_direction":"I'll tell you why. Because...the floor...is...disgusting. Yeah, my trainer said everybody fails working out, that's how you win. Alright [tries to pull himself up] Ok. Kevin? A little help buddy?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52679,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, why don't your famous stomachs help you now?","text_w_direction":"Oh, why don't your famous stomachs help you now?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52680,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Oscar","text":"Can someone please help me?","text_w_direction":"Can someone please help me?","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52681,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Phyllis","text":"Ow, these teas are hot, can someone help me please?","text_w_direction":"Ow, these teas are hot, can someone help me please? [Erin moves Oscar out of the way for Phyllis]","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52682,"season":9,"episode":16,"episode_name":"Moving On","director":"Jon Favreau","writer":"Graham Wagner","character":"Oscar","text":"Just- People! I'm not going anywhere. Soon, my core will get strong again and when that happens I'll be able to- Head rush! Ah! Can someone please help me? I- Hey! I'm not going anywhere! I'll be right here! Oh that's not good. [Oscars computer reads","text_w_direction":"Just- People! I'm not going anywhere. Soon, my core will get strong again and when that happens I'll be able to- Head rush! Ah! Can someone please help me? [Kevin shuts door] I- Hey! I'm not going anywhere! I'll be right here! Oh that's not good. [Oscars computer reads","imdb_rating":8.2,"total_votes":1572,"air_date":"2013-02-14"}
{"index":52683,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Hold it!","text_w_direction":"[as elevator door closes] Hold it!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52684,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"New glasses.","text_w_direction":"[notices something new about Dwight] New glasses.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52685,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Dwight. What a ridiculous, fancy clown you are.","text_w_direction":"Dwight. What a ridiculous, fancy clown you are.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52686,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I am dressed according to the Schrute codes of mourning. My aunt Shirley has died.","text_w_direction":"I am dressed according to the Schrute codes of mourning. My aunt Shirley has died.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52687,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, Dwight. I'm so sorry. Were you guys close?","text_w_direction":"Oh, Dwight. I'm so sorry. Were you guys close?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52688,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I would say that she raised me, but let's not kid each other. I raised myself. She was, however, the closest thing I had to a mother.","text_w_direction":"I would say that she raised me, but let's not kid each other. I raised myself. She was, however, the closest thing I had to a mother.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52689,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"My actual mother was very cold and distant. I'd say she was the closest thing I had to an aunt.","text_w_direction":"My actual mother was very cold and distant. I'd say she was the closest thing I had to an aunt.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52690,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"My condolences.","text_w_direction":"My condolences.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52691,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Keep them.","text_w_direction":"Keep them.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52692,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"OK. Now, what do we got in these two pails?","text_w_direction":"OK. Now, what do we got in these two pails?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52693,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"In keeping with Schrute custom, I will either invite you to Saturday's funeral by sprinkling red, fertile dirt in your face. Or, I will ask you to keep a respectful distance during my time of grief, with a dusting of black, slightly acidic soil.","text_w_direction":"In keeping with Schrute custom, I will either invite you to Saturday's funeral by sprinkling red, fertile dirt in your face. Or, I will ask you to keep a respectful distance during my time of grief, with a dusting of black, slightly acidic soil.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52694,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"What color is it?","text_w_direction":"[after Dwight tosses dirt on her face] What color is it?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52695,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"It looks pretty black.","text_w_direction":"It looks pretty black.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52696,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Yep. Acidic, all right.","text_w_direction":"[after Dwight tosses dirt in his face] Yep. Acidic, all right.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52697,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Oh, thank god.","text_w_direction":"[while Dwight prepares to toss dirt] Oh, thank god.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52698,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Excuse me?","text_w_direction":"Excuse me?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52699,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"I'm so sorry, Dwight. And if you want me to be there, of course I will go. I just... have a personal training session...","text_w_direction":"I'm so sorry, Dwight. And if you want me to be there, of course I will go. I just... have a personal training session...","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52700,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"OK. That's not...","text_w_direction":"OK. That's not... [tosses red dirt in Oscar's face]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52701,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"I get red dirt. Nobody is getting red dirt. I should've kept my mouth shut. We're not even that close. I've only known Dwight... 12 years. 12 years. Time is a son of a bitch.","text_w_direction":"I get red dirt. Nobody is getting red dirt. I should've kept my mouth shut. We're not even that close. I've only known Dwight... 12 years. 12 years. Time is a son of a bitch.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52702,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I'm sure... I'm sure she's in a better place.","text_w_direction":"[as Dwight prepares to throw dirt in his face] I'm sure... I'm sure she's in a better place.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52703,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I really hope so.","text_w_direction":"I really hope so. [unexpectedly tosses dirt in Pam's face]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52704,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"OK. This is crazy. You can't make a dirt ball.","text_w_direction":"OK. [as Dwight mixes coffee with dirt in his hand] This is crazy. You can't make a dirt ball.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52705,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I miss her so much.","text_w_direction":"I miss her so much.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52706,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52707,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"You know?","text_w_direction":"You know? [Dwight screams and throws dirt ball at Jim]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52708,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Mose","text":"Zeke's here.","text_w_direction":"[playing guitar and singing 'Oh What a Beautiful Morning'] Zeke's here.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52709,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Zeke.","text_w_direction":"Zeke.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52710,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Zeke","text":"Hey, Dwight. Mose, Mom says 'hi'.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Dwight. Mose, Mom says 'hi'.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52711,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Mose","text":"'Hi' to Mom.","text_w_direction":"'Hi' to Mom.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52712,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Are you going?","text_w_direction":"Are you going?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52713,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Mose","text":"Will there be ghosts there?","text_w_direction":"Will there be ghosts there?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52714,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Get in the sidecar. Get in the sidecar.","text_w_direction":"[simultaneously with Zeke] Get in the sidecar. Get in the sidecar.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52715,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Zeke","text":"You get in the sidecar.","text_w_direction":"You get in the sidecar.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52716,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Get...","text_w_direction":"Get...","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52717,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"What are you doing here?","text_w_direction":"[at the grave site, to Oscar] What are you doing here?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52718,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"You invited me. You threw the red dirt in my face.","text_w_direction":"You invited me. You threw the red dirt in my face.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52719,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, yeah.","text_w_direction":"[smirking] Oh, yeah.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52720,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Who is that?","text_w_direction":"[as a car approaches the grave site] Who is that?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52721,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Jeb, my brother.","text_w_direction":"Jeb, my brother.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52722,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"You have a brother?","text_w_direction":"You have a brother?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52723,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh-huh.","text_w_direction":"Uh-huh.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52724,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jeb","text":"I didn't really see a better parking spot. Whoa! Look what I did. It's a rental. You wanna go in?","text_w_direction":"I didn't really see a better parking spot. [drives into the dug grave] Whoa! Look what I did. It's a rental. [Dwight approaches and hugs him] You wanna go in? [both attempt to put the other in the dug grave]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52725,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, gosh.","text_w_direction":"[upon seeing Todd Packer enter the office] Oh, gosh.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52726,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Todd Packer","text":"Hey, Moonface. Nice to see those shiny, little Chinese eyes of yours.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Moonface. Nice to see those shiny, little Chinese eyes of yours.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52727,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Clark","text":"Who's this guy?","text_w_direction":"[to Pam] Who's this guy?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52728,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"... bad.","text_w_direction":"... bad.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52729,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Todd Packer","text":"Hi, all.","text_w_direction":"Hi, all.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52730,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Why are you here, Todd?","text_w_direction":"Why are you here, Todd?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52731,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Todd Packer","text":"OK. Let's get right to it. I guess. My name is Todd Packer and I am in recovery. I'm working the steps. I'm on step eight of Alcoholics Anonymous and step nine of Narcotics Anonymous. I'm here to make amends. I've been hard to deal with over the past years. Kind of a jerk. I know it. I don't need you to accept my apology, but I'd love it if you did.","text_w_direction":"OK. Let's get right to it. I guess. My name is Todd Packer and I am in recovery. I'm working the steps. I'm on step eight of Alcoholics Anonymous and step nine of Narcotics Anonymous. I'm here to make amends. I've been hard to deal with over the past years. Kind of a jerk. I know it. I don't need you to accept my apology, but I'd love it if you did.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52732,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Packer, we accept.","text_w_direction":"Packer, we accept. [others disagree]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52733,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Todd Packer","text":"Actually, they have a specific way I need to do this. And, I have to go through examples of stuff. OK. Uh, where to begin. Hey. Pam-pam and her pam-pams. Wow. I have said some crude things about those. But, they are beautiful. And, I guess that's why I acted out. Pam, I'm sorry I objectified you. And, personified your breasts. Sorry, guys. Oh boy. I have not been nice to you. Philly, I'm sorry for the things I said about your size. To your face, behind your back, and in the form of drawings. Actually, that goes to all you double XLs. Stanley, Kevin, this kid in a few years.","text_w_direction":"Actually, they have a specific way I need to do this. And, I have to go through examples of stuff. OK. Uh, where to begin. [to Pam] Hey. Pam-pam and her pam-pams. Wow. I have said some crude things about those. But, they are beautiful. And, I guess that's why I acted out. Pam, I'm sorry I objectified you. And, personified your breasts. Sorry, guys. [to Phyllis] Oh boy. I have not been nice to you. Philly, I'm sorry for the things I said about your size. To your face, behind your back, and in the form of drawings. Actually, that goes to all you double XLs. Stanley, Kevin, [points to Clark] this kid in a few years.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52734,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Todd, you're just saying insults in the form of an apology.","text_w_direction":"Todd, you're just saying insults in the form of an apology.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52735,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Todd Packer","text":"Why can't I just be nice? Truth is, I really like you guys. I really do. OK. The apology's just half of it. The big thing is making amends. And, that's why I brought these. I went out to the Steamtown Mall and I got you all cupcakes. From that place 'Nipples'.","text_w_direction":"Why can't I just be nice? Truth is, I really like you guys. I really do. OK. The apology's just half of it. The big thing is making amends. And, that's why I brought these. I went out to the Steamtown Mall and I got you all cupcakes. From that place 'Nipples'.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52736,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I think it's called 'Nibbles'.","text_w_direction":"I think it's called 'Nibbles'.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52737,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Todd Packer","text":"Huh. The mind sees what it wants to, huh? There you go.","text_w_direction":"Huh. The mind sees what it wants to, huh? [hands cupcake to Erin] There you go.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52738,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, hey, guys. Wait. Before we accept these cupcakes, I think we need to have a conversation privately in the conference room. Don't eat the cupcake.","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey, guys. Wait. Before we accept these cupcakes, I think we need to have a conversation privately in the conference room. Don't eat the cupcake.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52739,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"German Minister","text":"We are here today to join this woman and the ground. Man is born of woman and his life is full of turmoil.","text_w_direction":"We are here today to join this woman and the ground. Man is born of woman and his life is full of turmoil.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52740,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jeb","text":"Huh. It's crap soil. Nothing's going to grow here.","text_w_direction":"[gathers and tastes soil] Huh. It's crap soil. Nothing's going to grow here.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52741,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Doesn't matter. It's a cemetery.","text_w_direction":"Doesn't matter. It's a cemetery.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52742,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jeb","text":"Yeah, well, I'm just saying it's garbage soil, that's all.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, well, I'm just saying it's garbage soil, that's all.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52743,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, the only thing we're planting here is dead bodies.","text_w_direction":"Well, the only thing we're planting here is dead bodies.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52744,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jeb","text":"It's fine 'cause they're not going to grow.","text_w_direction":"It's fine 'cause they're not going to grow.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52745,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, thank god they're not because we don't want to make zombies.","text_w_direction":"Well, thank god they're not because we don't want to make zombies.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52746,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jeb","text":"Good. I agree. Don't worry about it. You won't get any.","text_w_direction":"Good. I agree. Don't worry about it. You won't get any.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52747,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"German Minister","text":"Would the family care to say something?","text_w_direction":"Would the family care to say something?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52748,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"You had black hair and then gray hair.","text_w_direction":"You had black hair and then gray hair.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52749,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Zeke","text":"You were the aunt to my cousins. Most of your life you were 5'4\", at the end you were 5'1\".","text_w_direction":"You were the aunt to my cousins. Most of your life you were 5'4\", at the end you were 5'1\".","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52750,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"They're a descriptive people.","text_w_direction":"They're a descriptive people.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52751,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Fannie","text":"I see you started without me.","text_w_direction":"[approaches and hugs Dwight] I see you started without me.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52752,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"You were late. So, what am I supposed to do?","text_w_direction":"You were late. So, what am I supposed to do?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52753,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Fannie","text":"Well, I told you...","text_w_direction":"Well, I told you...","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52754,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jeb","text":"Hi, Fannie.\nFannie","text_w_direction":"Hi, Fannie.\nFannie","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52755,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Who is that?","text_w_direction":"Who is that?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52756,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Zeke","text":"Dwight's sister.","text_w_direction":"Dwight's sister.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52757,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Dwight has a sister?","text_w_direction":"Dwight has a sister?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52758,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Zeke","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52759,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"She's beautiful.","text_w_direction":"She's beautiful.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52760,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Zeke","text":"Blugh.","text_w_direction":"Blugh.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52761,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Hello, little man. Haven't seen you in a few years. What is this? Oh, god. Henry.","text_w_direction":"[to his nephew Cameron] Hello, little man. Haven't seen you in a few years. [after a weak handshake] What is this? Oh, god. [after a truck with many girls in the bed pulls up] Henry.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52762,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Henry","text":"Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Dwight.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52763,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I see Esther's back in town.","text_w_direction":"I see Esther's back in town.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52764,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Esther","text":"Hi Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Hi Dwight.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52765,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Hi Esther. Nice of you to come today.","text_w_direction":"Hi Esther. Nice of you to come today.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52766,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Esther","text":"This was on the way. We're going into town after. I need yarn.","text_w_direction":"This was on the way. We're going into town after. I need yarn.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52767,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, if you can snap two chicken necks with a single motion, why use two motions to slaughter those chickens.","text_w_direction":"Well, if you can snap two chicken necks with a single motion, why use two motions to slaughter those chickens.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52768,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Fannie","text":"We're at a funeral. There's a funeral going on here.","text_w_direction":"We're at a funeral. There's a funeral going on here.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52769,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52770,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Henry","text":"Anyone mention her height?","text_w_direction":"Anyone mention her height?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52771,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Zeke","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52772,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Henry","text":"Land size? Shirley, at 1600 acres, you have the largest farm in the area. Sharing borders with six other farms. Including my own farm. And your nephew Dwight's. OK.","text_w_direction":"Land size? [all shake heads] [removes hat] Shirley, at 1600 acres, you have the largest farm in the area. Sharing borders with six other farms. Including my own farm. And your nephew Dwight's. [replaces hat] OK. [drives away]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52773,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"So, let's get it going.","text_w_direction":"So, let's get it going.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52774,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"German Minister","text":"Would you want to do the honors?","text_w_direction":"[approaches Fannie, offering a shotgun] Would you want to do the honors?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52775,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Fannie","text":"Oh, right. Uh, you know, I don't think we have to do this.","text_w_direction":"Oh, right. Uh, you know, I don't think we have to do this.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52776,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"We Schrutes don't need some Harvard doctor to tell us who's alive and who's dead. But, there was an unlucky streak of burying some heavy sleepers. And, when grave robbers discovered some scratch marks on the inside of some of the coffins, we decided to make sure that our dead were completely dead. Out of kindness.","text_w_direction":"We Schrutes don't need some Harvard doctor to tell us who's alive and who's dead. But, there was an unlucky streak of burying some heavy sleepers. And, when grave robbers discovered some scratch marks on the inside of some of the coffins, we decided to make sure that our dead were completely dead. Out of kindness.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52777,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"That's it for me.","text_w_direction":"[after Dwight opens coffin and begins firing into it] That's it for me. [exits]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52778,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I don't think we should eat Packers' cupcakes. We can't give him the satisfaction.","text_w_direction":"I don't think we should eat Packers' cupcakes. We can't give him the satisfaction.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52779,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"I agree. Even though that place has a way of making those cupcakes so they're dense. But, they're also really fluffy.","text_w_direction":"I agree. Even though that place has a way of making those cupcakes so they're dense. But, they're also really fluffy.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52780,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"We can't let him buy our forgiveness with cupcakes. He was awful to us. And, he still is. How much is a cupcake? $2.50? Is that the price of our dignity?","text_w_direction":"We can't let him buy our forgiveness with cupcakes. He was awful to us. And, he still is. How much is a cupcake? $2.50? Is that the price of our dignity?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52781,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"$3.75 a cupcake, actually. $3.67 if you buy a dozen.","text_w_direction":"$3.75 a cupcake, actually. $3.67 if you buy a dozen.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52782,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"I never forget a number. Names? In one ear and out the other. Places? Nope. Faces? That's rich. But, numbers? I have a gift. I guess that's why I'm an accountant.","text_w_direction":"I never forget a number. Names? In one ear and out the other. Places? Nope. Faces? That's rich. But, numbers? I have a gift. I guess that's why I'm an accountant.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52783,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Clark","text":"Hey, man. I don't think we've met. I'm Clark.","text_w_direction":"Hey, man. I don't think we've met. I'm Clark.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52784,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Todd Packer","text":"Oh. I'm Todd. Oh, sorry for calling you a fat, little runt earlier.","text_w_direction":"Oh. I'm Todd. Oh, sorry for calling you a fat, little runt earlier.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52785,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Clark","text":"You didn't actually say that.","text_w_direction":"You didn't actually say that.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52786,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Todd Packer","text":"No? Wow. I'm in this mode now where I'm apologizing for thoughts that are in my head. Hey. I have a crazy feeling that you are really gonna like this.","text_w_direction":"No? Wow. I'm in this mode now where I'm apologizing for thoughts that are in my head. [Clark fake laughs] Hey. I have a crazy feeling [hands Clark a cupcake] that you are really gonna like this.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52787,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Maybe we should eat the cupcakes. Haven't we done enough to Packer? I mean, we sent him down to Florida on a prank. And you did fire him.","text_w_direction":"Maybe we should eat the cupcakes. Haven't we done enough to Packer? I mean, we sent him down to Florida on a prank. [to Nellie] And you did fire him.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52788,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"I did. I did, yes. And it was purely political. He did nothing wrong.","text_w_direction":"I did. I did, yes. And it was purely political. He did nothing wrong.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52789,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Would any of you be saying any of this if the cupcakes were from Supermart?","text_w_direction":"Would any of you be saying any of this if the cupcakes were from Supermart?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52790,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Do they even have a bakery anymore?","text_w_direction":"Do they even have a bakery anymore?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52791,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"They do. It's awful. And, it's getting worse every day.","text_w_direction":"They do. It's awful. And, it's getting worse every day.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52792,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"So, it really is just about the cupcakes.","text_w_direction":"So, it really is just about the cupcakes.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52793,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Wow, you're right. It is just about the cupcakes.","text_w_direction":"Wow, you're right. It is just about the cupcakes.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52794,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"So, we're all agreed? No one touches those cupcakes?","text_w_direction":"So, we're all agreed? No one touches those cupcakes?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52795,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Meredith","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"[as all agree] OK.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52796,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"OK. Packer can go to hell.","text_w_direction":"OK. Packer can go to hell.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52797,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Aunt Shirley","text":"Thank you for coming to my funeral. As I gaze at life's big sunset, I can't help but wonder where it all went wrong. You've all disappointed me greatly. Fannie. A single mamma in the city.","text_w_direction":"[on a recorded video] Thank you for coming to my funeral. As I gaze at life's big sunset, I can't help but wonder where it all went wrong. You've all disappointed me greatly. Fannie. A single mamma in the city.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52798,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"[agreeing with Shirley] Thank you.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52799,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Aunt Shirley","text":"Jeb. A street pusher.","text_w_direction":"Jeb. A street pusher.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52800,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jeb","text":"After I left the army, I bought a 9-acre worm farm from a Californian. Turns out \"worm\" means something else out there. And, I am now in the business of... pain management. Or, the smoking of pain management.","text_w_direction":"After I left the army, I bought a 9-acre worm farm from a Californian. Turns out \"worm\" means something else out there. And, I am now in the business of... pain management. Or, the smoking of pain management.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52801,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I can't stand the fact that Jeb is a pot farmer. He could've grown anything. Anything in the world. He used to talk about growing a peanut-grape hybrid. One plant, one sandwhich.","text_w_direction":"I can't stand the fact that Jeb is a pot farmer. He could've grown anything. Anything in the world. He used to talk about growing a peanut-grape hybrid. One plant, one sandwhich.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52802,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Aunt Shirley","text":"We can't just sit by and watch our family farm disappear. So, here are my terms. Dwight, Fannie, Jeb. If you come back home, I will leave you my farm. So, there, you have it.","text_w_direction":"We can't just sit by and watch our family farm disappear. So, here are my terms. Dwight, Fannie, Jeb. If you come back home, I will leave you my farm. So, there, you have it.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52803,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Fannie","text":"Is she crazy? Dwight?","text_w_direction":"Is she crazy? [as Dwight considers] Dwight?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52804,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jeb","text":"Buddy? Buddy?","text_w_direction":"Buddy? Buddy?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52805,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Fannie","text":"No, no, no.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52806,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jeb","text":"Snap out of it. Dwight?","text_w_direction":"Snap out of it. Dwight?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52807,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Let's do this. Let's run Aunt Shirley's farm. I'm in. Boom.","text_w_direction":"Let's do this. Let's run Aunt Shirley's farm. I'm in. Boom.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52808,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Fannie","text":"No, no, no. I'm not moving back here. Are you crazy?","text_w_direction":"No, no, no. I'm not moving back here. Are you crazy?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52809,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Of course you are.","text_w_direction":"Of course you are.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52810,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Fannie","text":"Look. I, I don't want to be mean or like insulting. I know that you like it here. But, Dwight, it's just that farm life lacks a certain... sort of sophistication.","text_w_direction":"Look. I, I don't want to be mean or like insulting. I know that you like it here. But, Dwight, it's just that farm life lacks a certain... sort of sophistication.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52811,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh my god.","text_w_direction":"Oh my god.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52812,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Fannie","text":"That Cammy and I are drawn to. And, I don't know. The men are just... it's almost like there's a... a willing ignorance.","text_w_direction":"That Cammy and I are drawn to. And, I don't know. The men are just... it's almost like there's a... a willing ignorance.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52813,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Fannie","text":"Yes. I, thank you for asking me. I actually have written a little bit of poetry. That's crazy. And, I was recently published. Which is just... maybe I have. Yep. I do. Here it is from the um, Hartford Women's Lit Quarterly.com. A Willing Ignorance by Fannie Schrute.","text_w_direction":"Yes. I, thank you for asking me. I actually have written a little bit of poetry. That's crazy. And, I was recently published. Which is just... [reaches in to bag, removes folded paper] maybe I have. Yep. I do. Here it is from the um, Hartford Women's Lit Quarterly.com. A Willing Ignorance by Fannie Schrute.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52814,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jeb","text":"Totally. Yep. The people here are like Like a fart. You know what I'm saying? Like a fart?","text_w_direction":"Totally. Yep. The people here are like [makes farting sound, laughs] Like a fart. You know what I'm saying? Like a fart?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52815,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"You know what? Let's take a couple of nights and stay here and think about Aunt Shirley's offer.","text_w_direction":"You know what? Let's take a couple of nights and stay here and think about Aunt Shirley's offer.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52816,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jeb","text":"Couple of nights couldn't hurt.","text_w_direction":"Couple of nights couldn't hurt.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52817,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Fannie","text":"Uh, somehow how I think a couple of nights could hurt.","text_w_direction":"Uh, somehow how I think a couple of nights could hurt.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52818,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"You will say 'yes' on one. Five, four, three, two, get ready to say 'yes', one. Yes.","text_w_direction":"You will say 'yes' on one. Five, four, three, two, get ready to say 'yes', one. Yes.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52819,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Zeke","text":"Absolutely.","text_w_direction":"[as Dwight says 'yes'] Absolutely.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52820,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Zeke","text":"Growing up with Dwight and Mose was not easy. Uh, Dwight was obviously the cool one. And, Mose was the visionary. Which left me to be the comedian.","text_w_direction":"Growing up with Dwight and Mose was not easy. Uh, Dwight was obviously the cool one. And, Mose was the visionary. Which left me to be the comedian.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52821,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Fannie","text":"That doesn't work on me.","text_w_direction":"That doesn't work on me.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52822,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"OK.","text_w_direction":"OK.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52823,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Fannie","text":"By the way, that's not...","text_w_direction":"By the way, that's not...","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52824,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[counts down in French]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52825,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Fannie","text":"Very funny. OK. Oui, oui, oui.","text_w_direction":"Very funny. OK. Oui, oui, oui.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52826,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Oui.","text_w_direction":"Oui.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52827,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Fannie","text":"Oh my goodness.","text_w_direction":"Oh my goodness.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52828,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"People underestimate the power of nostalgia. If baseball can use it to get people to care about that worthless sport, then I can use it to get my siblings to care about the farm. Nostalgia is truly one of the great human weaknesses. Second only to the neck.","text_w_direction":"[while everyone is gathered playing and singing \"Sons & Daughters\"] People underestimate the power of nostalgia. If baseball can use it to get people to care about that worthless sport, then I can use it to get my siblings to care about the farm. Nostalgia is truly one of the great human weaknesses. Second only to the neck.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52829,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Fannie","text":"So, I forgot about this old custom. If a man is interested in courting a woman, he may throw the beaks of a crow at her. And then, if she's interested in accepting the courtship, she has to destroy the beaks.","text_w_direction":"[after seeing Dwight lay something down in front of Esther] So, I forgot about this old custom. If a man is interested in courting a woman, he may throw the beaks of a crow at her. And then, if she's interested in accepting the courtship, she has to destroy the beaks. [Esther crushes the beaks leaving Dwight satisfied]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52830,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Todd Packer","text":"Hey, uh, I just wanted to say I'm sorry for screwing you.","text_w_direction":"Hey, uh, I just wanted to say I'm sorry for screwing you.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52831,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Meredith","text":"I'm not sorry about it.","text_w_direction":"I'm not sorry about it.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52832,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Todd Packer","text":"I am. It was my rock bottom.","text_w_direction":"I am. It was my rock bottom.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52833,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Kevin, you can do this.","text_w_direction":"[while Kevin stares at his cupcake] Kevin, you can do this.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52834,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"You don't know that.","text_w_direction":"You don't know that.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52835,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Kevin, um, let's think of something to distract us. Uh, like the movie Skyfall. You loved the movie Skyfall, right?","text_w_direction":"Kevin, um, let's think of something to distract us. Uh, like the movie Skyfall. You loved the movie Skyfall, right?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52836,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Uh-huh.","text_w_direction":"Uh-huh.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52837,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"James Bond was a spy.","text_w_direction":"James Bond was a spy.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52838,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Yes. He was a good spy.","text_w_direction":"Yes. He was a good spy.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52839,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah. He was the best. James Bond would love this cupcake.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. He was the best. James Bond would love this cupcake.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52840,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Todd Packer","text":"Hey, you know what? It was, uh, great to see you all again. Take care.","text_w_direction":"Hey, you know what? It was, uh, great to see you all again. Take care. [exits]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52841,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Todd Packer","text":"I am going through a twelve-step program. I'm currently on step zero. Which is have a of fun. I spent six hours carefully removing the frosting and then layering in a variety of drugs, some legal, some not. Some laxative, some constipating. You don't fire the Pac-Man and expect to get away with it.","text_w_direction":"I am going through a twelve-step program. I'm currently on step zero. Which is have a [expletive] of fun. I spent six hours carefully removing the frosting and then layering in a variety of drugs, some legal, some not. Some laxative, some constipating. You don't fire the Pac-Man and expect to get away with it.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52842,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Guys, I'm proud of us. I think we did the right thing. Hey!","text_w_direction":"Guys, I'm proud of us. I think we did the right thing. [after noticing Angela easting cupcake] Hey!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52843,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"What, Pam?","text_w_direction":"What, Pam?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52844,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Wait!","text_w_direction":"[as others eat] Wait!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52845,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"He's gone. It's just a cupcake now.","text_w_direction":"He's gone. It's just a cupcake now.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52846,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"No, no. It's the principle of the thing.","text_w_direction":"No, no. It's the principle of the thing.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52847,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Oh my god. I forgive him so much. Whoa, is he choking?","text_w_direction":"[exits office, chewing] Oh my god. I forgive him so much. [Kevin begins making choking sounds] Whoa, is he choking?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52848,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Kevin?","text_w_direction":"Kevin?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52849,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, that was fantastic.","text_w_direction":"[after long choking and refusing help from Meredith] Oh, that was fantastic.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52850,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Cameron","text":"Is it dangerous to take the eggs in front of them?","text_w_direction":"[after following Dwight to the chicken coop, before sunrise] Is it dangerous to take the eggs in front of them?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52851,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes, very. You really need to stand back because these are killer chickens.","text_w_direction":"Yes, very. You really need to stand back because these are killer chickens.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52852,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Cameron","text":"I was just asking you something I didn't know.","text_w_direction":"I was just asking you something I didn't know.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52853,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Which is fine. And, you learned something. But, it was kind of a stupid question so you're gonna get made fun of a little bit.","text_w_direction":"Which is fine. And, you learned something. But, it was kind of a stupid question so you're gonna get made fun of a little bit.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52854,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Cameron","text":"Are we gonna eat these today?","text_w_direction":"[after grabbing an egg] Are we gonna eat these today?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52855,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"If you want.","text_w_direction":"If you want.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52856,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Cameron","text":"Is that a guillotine?","text_w_direction":"Is that a guillotine?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52857,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"This? No. That'd be cool, though. It's for milking.","text_w_direction":"This? No. That'd be cool, though. It's for milking.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52858,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Cameron","text":"That's a cow?","text_w_direction":"[referencing goat] That's a cow?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52859,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Did you just ask me if this was a cow?","text_w_direction":"Did you just ask me if this was a cow?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52860,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Cameron","text":"What are you doing now?","text_w_direction":"[after seeing Dwight smelling milk] What are you doing now?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52861,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Come here. Come on. Grab a teat with each hand. Sit down. There you go. Squeeze from top to bottom. Really pull. Use some muscle. Draw the milk out. All right. Going all right?","text_w_direction":"Come here. Come on. Grab a teat with each hand. Sit down. There you go. Squeeze from top to bottom. Really pull. Use some muscle. Draw the milk out. All right. Going all right?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52862,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Cameron","text":"I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52863,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, is the udder hot? Is the milk clumpy?","text_w_direction":"Well, is the udder hot? Is the milk clumpy?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52864,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Cameron","text":"I don't know any of that.","text_w_direction":"I don't know any of that.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52865,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"OK, you suck at this. Give me those teats. Didn't your father teach you anything?","text_w_direction":"OK, you suck at this. Give me those teats. Didn't your father teach you anything?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52866,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Cameron","text":"I never met him.","text_w_direction":"I never met him.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52867,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Good morning, Erin.","text_w_direction":"Good morning, Erin.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52868,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"[looking disheveled] Hey.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52869,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Hey, everybody. Um, I decided to eat my cupcake. I thought about it last night. I talked to Jim. I talked to my sister. And, I think that, as long as Todd Packer doesn't know, it's OK.","text_w_direction":"Hey, everybody. Um, I decided to eat my cupcake. I thought about it last night. I talked to Jim. I talked to my sister. And, I think that, as long as Todd Packer doesn't know, it's OK.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52870,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"I don't care what you do, Pam. Just please stop making noise.","text_w_direction":"I don't care what you do, Pam. Just please stop making noise.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52871,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Phyllis!","text_w_direction":"Phyllis!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52872,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Clark","text":"Packer laced the cupcakes.","text_w_direction":"Packer laced the cupcakes.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52873,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No!","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52874,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Meredith","text":"Did you get diarrhea or were you stoned?","text_w_direction":"Did you get diarrhea or were you stoned?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52875,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Some of us got both.","text_w_direction":"Some of us got both. [raises hand]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52876,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Oh my god! Is everyone OK?","text_w_direction":"Oh my god! Is everyone OK?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52877,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"Last night, I got out all of my old dolls and played with them on the living room floor. Then, I ordered ten American Girl outfits online. It was thousands of dollars.","text_w_direction":"Last night, I got out all of my old dolls and played with them on the living room floor. Then, I ordered ten American Girl outfits online. It was thousands of dollars.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52878,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"Yeah? Well, count yourself lucky, Phyllis. I got the toilet.","text_w_direction":"Yeah? Well, count yourself lucky, Phyllis. I got the toilet.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52879,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Me too.","text_w_direction":"Me too. [holds up four fingers]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52880,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Clark","text":"I went Christmas caroling in March and I fertilized some bushes along the way. So, not my best night. But, not my worst night.","text_w_direction":"I went Christmas caroling in March and I fertilized some bushes along the way. So, not my best night. But, not my worst night.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52881,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Phyllis","text":"What did you do, Andy?","text_w_direction":"What did you do, Andy?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52882,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Last night? Oh, god, um, I don't know. Na, nothing really. Kevin?","text_w_direction":"Last night? Oh, god, um, I don't know. [cuts to him arm wrestling Kevin] Na, nothing really. Kevin?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52883,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Why would you ask me?","text_w_direction":"Why would you ask me?","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52884,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"I'm not, a... I'm just. I don't know. Oh. Gosh. I actually. It is hard to recall. Um. Pretty normal night.","text_w_direction":"I'm not, a... I'm just. I don't know. [cuts to him spinning a plate like a record and Kevin dancing] Oh. Gosh. I actually. It is hard to recall. Um. [cuts to he and Kevin sitting on a table touching each others face] Pretty normal night.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52885,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"My night was just like that. Meaning normal.","text_w_direction":"[he and Andy embrace each other in tears] My night was just like that. [cuts to him and Andy trading clothes] Meaning normal.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52886,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah. I didn't see you last night at all.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I didn't see you last night at all. [cuts to him dancing by prostrate Kevin]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52887,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Nope. I did not see you either.","text_w_direction":"Nope. I did not see you either.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52888,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Wow. He is officially the worst human being.","text_w_direction":"Wow. He is officially the worst human being.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52889,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Ah.","text_w_direction":"[as Pam attempts to throw cupcake away] Ah. [stops Pam and takes cupcake]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52890,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"But, Kevin that's...","text_w_direction":"But, Kevin that's...","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52891,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah. No, I understand, Pam. I understand.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. No, I understand, Pam. I understand.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52892,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"[shaking head in disbelief] No.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52893,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Todd Packer","text":"So, that's it. I just wanted to make amends.","text_w_direction":"So, that's it. I just wanted to make amends. [slides cupcakes across table to Darryl and Jim]","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52894,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"That's big of you, man. Takes a lot of courage.","text_w_direction":"That's big of you, man. Takes a lot of courage.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52895,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Ooh, red velvet. I should apologize too.","text_w_direction":"Ooh, red velvet. I should apologize too.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52896,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Todd Packer","text":"It's OK. I'm over it.","text_w_direction":"It's OK. I'm over it.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52897,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Jeb","text":"Oof. This is no nine-acre worm farm. This is a beast. Whoever's managing this thing is gonna have a hell of a job. Not it.","text_w_direction":"Oof. This is no nine-acre worm farm. This is a beast. Whoever's managing this thing is gonna have a hell of a job. Not it.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52898,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Fannie","text":"Not it.","text_w_direction":"Not it.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52899,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"It. That kid doesn't put in some farm time, he's gonna stay like that.","text_w_direction":"It. [to Fannie] That kid doesn't put in some farm time, he's gonna stay like that.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52900,"season":9,"episode":17,"episode_name":"The Farm","director":"Paul Lieberstein","writer":"Paul Lieberstein","character":"Fannie","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":7.5,"total_votes":1656,"air_date":"2013-03-14"}
{"index":52901,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Kevin","text":"Uh oh. She's doing it again.","text_w_direction":"Uh oh. She's doing it again.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52902,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pam","text":"Phyllis has gotten into audio books and lately she's been listening to 50 Shades of Grey. Which, if you don't know what it is, it's a book about um...","text_w_direction":"Phyllis has gotten into audio books and lately she's been listening to 50 Shades of Grey. Which, if you don't know what it is, it's a book about um...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52903,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Clark","text":"It's p0rn.","text_w_direction":"It's p0rn.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52904,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52905,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Dwight","text":"Seriously. Ugh. Ok, this is unacceptable. It's officially a hostile work environment.","text_w_direction":"[Phyllis rocks her chair into his provocatively] Seriously. Ugh. Ok, this is unacceptable. It's officially a hostile work environment.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52906,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Phyllis","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52907,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Darryl","text":"Somebody just needs to get her attention, tell her it's not OK to do this in public.","text_w_direction":"Somebody just needs to get her attention, tell her it's not OK to do this in public.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52908,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pam","text":"Be careful. I pulled my mom's dog off a pillow once, and I got bit.","text_w_direction":"Be careful. I pulled my mom's dog off a pillow once, and I got bit.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52909,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Meredith","text":"Just ignore her. Sooner or later she'll finish.","text_w_direction":"Just ignore her. Sooner or later she'll finish.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52910,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Group","text":"Ugh. Ew.","text_w_direction":"Ugh. Ew.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52911,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Andy","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52912,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Dwight","text":"Phyllis is m*st*rb*t*ng. In the office right now as we speak.","text_w_direction":"Phyllis is m*st*rb*t*ng. In the office right now as we speak.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52913,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Angela","text":"Can we skip the color commentary and just have Andy go out there and fire her?","text_w_direction":"Can we skip the color commentary and just have Andy go out there and fire her?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52914,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Toby","text":"He- he can't do that. Turns out she's allowed to have feelings of sexual arousal. It doesn't become a violation until she physically acts on it.","text_w_direction":"He- he can't do that. Turns out she's allowed to have feelings of sexual arousal. It doesn't become a violation until she physically acts on it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52915,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Group","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52916,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Oscar","text":"Toby, how do you propose that we-","text_w_direction":"Toby, how do you propose that we-","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52917,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Andy","text":"Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. Why is Phyllis so aroused?","text_w_direction":"Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. Why is Phyllis so aroused?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52918,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pam","text":"She's listening to 50 Shades of Grey.","text_w_direction":"She's listening to 50 Shades of Grey.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52919,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Andy","text":"Well there you go. That's muy caliente.","text_w_direction":"Well there you go. That's muy caliente.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52920,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Dwight","text":"OK, you are useless. I'll take care of this.","text_w_direction":"OK, you are useless. I'll take care of this. [walks out of Andy's office and dumps water on Phyllis]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52921,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Phyllis","text":"What the hell?!","text_w_direction":"What the hell?!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52922,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Dwight","text":"It's OK guys, she's no longer horny.","text_w_direction":"It's OK guys, she's no longer horny.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52923,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Andy","text":"Excuse me, dirty birdie","text_w_direction":"Excuse me, dirty birdie [takes Phyllis' iPod]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52924,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Phyllis","text":"Wait, what?","text_w_direction":"Wait, what?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52925,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Andy","text":"You can have this back at the end of the day. Oh!!","text_w_direction":"You can have this back at the end of the day. [cut to Andy listening to the iPod and looking aroused, water is dumped on him] Oh!!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52926,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Dwight","text":"Clark, I need your advice. I'm having some lady troubles.","text_w_direction":"Clark, I need your advice. I'm having some lady troubles.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52927,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Clark","text":"What's her name?","text_w_direction":"What's her name?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52928,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Dwight","text":"Esther Ruger.","text_w_direction":"Esther Ruger. [Angela makes a face in the background]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52929,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Clark","text":"Sweet.","text_w_direction":"Sweet.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52930,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Dwight","text":"Lives on the neighboring farm. 85 acres.","text_w_direction":"Lives on the neighboring farm. 85 acres.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52931,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Clark","text":"Oh yeah. Keep talkin'.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah. Keep talkin'.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52932,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, we've been out three times, there has been physicality but the thing is we were hanging out with her father the other night looking at a farm catalog, next thing I know he wants to lease a tractor with me.","text_w_direction":"Well, we've been out three times, there has been physicality but the thing is we were hanging out with her father the other night looking at a farm catalog, next thing I know he wants to lease a tractor with me.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52933,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Clark","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52934,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Dwight","text":"What do you think?","text_w_direction":"[laughs] What do you think?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52935,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Clark","text":"The same thing that you think.","text_w_direction":"The same thing that you think.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52936,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Dwight","text":"A long term tractor lease is going to put pressure on a relationship.","text_w_direction":"A long term tractor lease is going to put pressure on a relationship.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52937,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Clark","text":"God, one of my buddies is going through the same thing right now. Something in the air.","text_w_direction":"God, one of my buddies is going through the same thing right now. Something in the air.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52938,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Angela","text":"Here you go. And good for you Dwight, I'm so glad you found someone. I bet she's got kind eyes.","text_w_direction":"Here you go. And good for you Dwight, I'm so glad you found someone. I bet she's got kind eyes.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52939,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Angela","text":"Dwight is dating a brussel sprout farmer named Esther. She's coming here this afternoon with her father. Who knows? Maybe she'll be pulling the horse cart!","text_w_direction":"Dwight is dating a brussel sprout farmer named Esther. She's coming here this afternoon with her father. Who knows? Maybe she'll be pulling the horse cart! [laughs]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52940,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pam","text":"Cici has been calling me 'Pamela'. Like four times this week.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Cici has been calling me 'Pamela'. Like four times this week.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52941,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Jim","text":"Oh man.","text_w_direction":"Oh man. [laughs]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52942,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pam","text":"I wonder if she'll start calling you 'Jim'.","text_w_direction":"I wonder if she'll start calling you 'Jim'.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52943,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Jim","text":"Oh boy, please don't. Let's not let that happen.","text_w_direction":"Oh boy, please don't. Let's not let that happen.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52944,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pam","text":"Um.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Um.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52945,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Jim","text":"What was I gonna- What was I gonna say?","text_w_direction":"What was I gonna- What was I gonna say?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52946,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pam","text":"You're- You know your assistant told me that you have a big pitch meeting today. With Ryan Howard. How did that happen?","text_w_direction":"You're- You know your assistant told me that you have a big pitch meeting today. With Ryan Howard. How did that happen?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52947,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Jim","text":"Not that Ryan Howard. Um, the Phillies' first baseman.","text_w_direction":"Not that Ryan Howard. Um, the Phillies' first baseman.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52948,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, oh OK.","text_w_direction":"Oh, oh OK.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52949,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, yeah. Exactly.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, yeah. Exactly.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52950,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pam","text":"Um, Ok. Well?","text_w_direction":"[sighs] Um, Ok. Well?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52951,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. So, uh, I'll uh, talk to you later?","text_w_direction":"Yeah. So, uh, I'll uh, talk to you later?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52952,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, sounds good. Ok.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, sounds good. Ok.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52953,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Jim","text":"Ok great.","text_w_direction":"Ok great.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52954,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pam","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52955,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Jim","text":"Bye.","text_w_direction":"Bye.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52956,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pam","text":"Bye.","text_w_direction":"Bye.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52957,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Kevin","text":"What's going on? Oh, did Gangnam Style put out a new song?","text_w_direction":"[Meredith laughs] What's going on? Oh, did Gangnam Style put out a new song?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52958,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Oscar","text":"There's a promo for the new documentary on the web.","text_w_direction":"There's a promo for the new documentary on the web.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52959,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Phyllis","text":"Play it again.","text_w_direction":"Play it again.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52960,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Promo Voice","text":"The boss. The workers. The lives. The loves. The people. The paper. The Office","text_w_direction":"[Music begins, Michael Scott is shown] The boss. [Pam and Dwight are shown in episodes past] The workers. [Ryan and Michael are shown] The lives. [Jim and Pam and Dwight and Angela are shown] The loves. [More flashback clips] The people. The paper. The Office","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52961,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Kevin","text":"Whoa. You go to the bathroom for 45 minutes and everything changes.","text_w_direction":"Whoa. You go to the bathroom for 45 minutes and everything changes.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52962,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Kevin","text":"This is a documentary? Oh, I always thought we were like specimens in a human zoo.","text_w_direction":"This is a documentary? Oh, I always thought we were like specimens in a human zoo.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52963,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Kevin","text":"Did you see this?","text_w_direction":"[Angela is rewatching the promo and looks nervous about the part with her and Dwight] Did you see this? [lifts monitor in her direction]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52964,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Angela","text":"Your screen is all black. You just unplugged your computer.","text_w_direction":"Your screen is all black. You just unplugged your computer.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52965,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Clark","text":"Oh my god, is that you and Jim?","text_w_direction":"[Pam smiles as she watches the promo with her and Jim on the roof] Oh my god, is that you and Jim?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52966,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pam","text":"Uh huh.","text_w_direction":"Uh huh.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52967,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Clark","text":"Jeez, you fell in love with that hair? Really? Yikes. That is awful.","text_w_direction":"Jeez, you fell in love with that hair? Really? [laughs] Yikes. That is awful.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52968,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pam","text":"It wasn't so bad.","text_w_direction":"It wasn't so bad.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52969,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Andy","text":"Guys, are you reading the online comments? Somebody commented on my banjo playing. \"Banjo at 0","text_w_direction":"Guys, are you reading the online comments? Somebody commented on my banjo playing. \"Banjo at 0","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52970,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Jim","text":"Hey man, how you doin'? Jim Halpert.","text_w_direction":"Hey man, how you doin'? Jim Halpert.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52971,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Ryan Howard","text":"Nice to meet you. Eat Fresh.","text_w_direction":"Nice to meet you. Eat Fresh.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52972,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey, man. Darryl.","text_w_direction":"Hey, man. Darryl.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52973,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Ryan Howard","text":"Hey there, Ryan. Nice to meet you. Eat Fresh. Eat Fresh.","text_w_direction":"Hey there, Ryan. Nice to meet you. Eat Fresh. [to camera] Eat Fresh.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52974,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Jim","text":"Let's go to the conference room.","text_w_direction":"Let's go to the conference room.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52975,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Dwight","text":"Esther's on her way up. I wonder if she wants a snack. Let's see, I know she likes apples and carrots.","text_w_direction":"Esther's on her way up. I wonder if she wants a snack. Let's see, I know she likes apples and carrots.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52976,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Angela","text":"I bet she does. I bet she'll eat them right out of your hand with those big strong teeth.","text_w_direction":"I bet she does. I bet she'll eat them right out of your hand with those big strong teeth.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52977,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Dwight","text":"Did I tell you about her teeth?","text_w_direction":"Did I tell you about her teeth?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52978,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Erin","text":"Hey Dwight, you have some guests. I think they're from the forest where we harvest our paper.","text_w_direction":"Hey Dwight, you have some guests. I think they're from the forest where we harvest our paper.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52979,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Angela","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52980,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Dwight","text":"Ah, the Ruger family. Welcome.","text_w_direction":"Ah, the Ruger family. Welcome.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52981,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Mr. Ruger","text":"Fine office you have here. Sturdy walls.","text_w_direction":"Fine office you have here. Sturdy walls.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52982,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes. Esther, you look radiant as always.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Esther, you look radiant as always.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52983,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Esther","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. [Dwight kisses her forehead]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52984,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Angela","text":"I guess men find Esther attractive. I mean if there are chubby chasers, then there are men that like that....thing.","text_w_direction":"I guess men find Esther attractive. I mean if there are chubby chasers, then there are men that like that....thing.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52985,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pam","text":"Weird to see how we used to look in those promos. Some of us have changed so much.","text_w_direction":"Weird to see how we used to look in those promos. Some of us have changed so much.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52986,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Stanley","text":"We've all changed.","text_w_direction":"[eating soft pretzel] We've all changed.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52987,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Jim","text":"With our firm, you'll be building equity for long after they've retired your number.","text_w_direction":"With our firm, you'll be building equity for long after they've retired your number.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52988,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Darryl","text":"And we all know, baseball does not last forever.","text_w_direction":"And we all know, baseball does not last forever.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52989,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Ryan Howard","text":"I look at these actors on TV and I think","text_w_direction":"I look at these actors on TV and I think","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52990,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Jim","text":"Right?","text_w_direction":"Right? [laughs]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52991,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Ryan Howard","text":"Watch this","text_w_direction":"Watch this","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52992,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Darryl","text":"Subway sandwiches.","text_w_direction":"Subway sandwiches.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52993,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Jim","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52994,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Ryan Howard","text":"How? I didn't say Subway sandwiches. It's called playing the subtext.","text_w_direction":"How? I didn't say Subway sandwiches. It's called playing the subtext.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52995,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Jim","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52996,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Ryan Howard","text":"I actually wrote a screenplay, it's called \"The Big Piece\"","text_w_direction":"I actually wrote a screenplay, it's called \"The Big Piece\"","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52997,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Jim","text":"Based on his nickname. Like it already. Let me guess, it's autobiographical.","text_w_direction":"Based on his nickname. Like it already. Let me guess, it's autobiographical.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52998,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Ryan Howard","text":"Half biopic and half superhero movie. A mild mannered professional baseball player, Ryan Howard-","text_w_direction":"Half biopic and half superhero movie. A mild mannered professional baseball player, Ryan Howard-","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":52999,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Jim","text":"OK","text_w_direction":"OK","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53000,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Ryan Howard","text":"-hits a home run into outer space. Ball comes back with space dust on it, which transforms him into","text_w_direction":"-hits a home run into outer space. Ball comes back with space dust on it, which transforms him into","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53001,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Darryl","text":"The space dust does it.","text_w_direction":"The space dust does it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53002,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Jim","text":"Space dust.","text_w_direction":"Space dust.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53003,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53004,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Ryan Howard","text":"I actually brought a- some copies of my script if you guys wanna read it together.","text_w_direction":"I actually brought a- some copies of my script if you guys wanna read it together.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53005,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Jim","text":"Sure, yeah. Hollywood. Alright.","text_w_direction":"Sure, yeah. [laughs] Hollywood. [Ryan Howard pulls out 3 thick scripts] Alright.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53006,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Darryl","text":"Wow. Yeah, we gonna read it.","text_w_direction":"Wow. Yeah, we gonna read it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53007,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Jim","text":"Ok, great.","text_w_direction":"Ok, great.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53008,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Kevin","text":"Andy, are there documentary groupies?","text_w_direction":"Andy, are there documentary groupies?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53009,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Andy","text":"Of course there are!","text_w_direction":"Of course there are!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53010,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Kevin","text":"Of course.","text_w_direction":"Of course.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53011,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Toby","text":"A little ironic that I'm going to be kind of a TV star, because my last Chad Flendermen novel was based on a murdered TV star. The small screen-","text_w_direction":"A little ironic that I'm going to be kind of a TV star, because my last Chad Flendermen novel [groups groans] was based on a murdered TV star. The small screen-","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53012,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, I don't care.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I don't care.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53013,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Oscar","text":"Hey guys, I just found another promo. It's in Danish. I guess it's gonna start airing in Denmark.","text_w_direction":"Hey guys, I just found another promo. It's in Danish. I guess it's gonna start airing in Denmark.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53014,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pam","text":"Oh my god!","text_w_direction":"Oh my god!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53015,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Promo Announcer","text":"","text_w_direction":"[Speaks Danish]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53016,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Kevin","text":"What was that word they said when they showed me \"Skrald mand\"? What's that mean in Danish? Cool guy?","text_w_direction":"What was that word they said when they showed me \"Skrald mand\"? What's that mean in Danish? Cool guy? [Oscar looks it up]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53017,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Oscar","text":"Dumpster Man.","text_w_direction":"Dumpster Man.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53018,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Kevin","text":"Cool. Superhero.","text_w_direction":"Cool. Superhero.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53019,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Angela","text":"What about me? \"Klokken tre pige\"","text_w_direction":"What about me? \"Klokken tre pige\"","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53020,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Oscar","text":"\"Three PM Girl\"","text_w_direction":"\"Three PM Girl\"","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53021,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Angela","text":"What? Why would they...wait a second, wait a second! What was that? Oh! I didn't know they were filming then!","text_w_direction":"What? Why would they...wait a second, wait a second! What was that? [pauses on her and Dwight leaving the warehouse area where they've just had s*x] Oh! I didn't know they were filming then!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53022,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Oscar","text":"It looks like the camera man was hiding behind the shelves.","text_w_direction":"It looks like the camera man was hiding behind the shelves.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53023,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Phyllis","text":"Wait. So they were filming all the time? Even when we didn't know it?","text_w_direction":"Wait. So they were filming all the time? Even when we didn't know it?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53024,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Angela","text":"Oh my god.","text_w_direction":"Oh my god. [All look at camera horrified]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53025,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Angela","text":"There was much more secret filming than I expected. But I am fine with it, I mean it. I am.","text_w_direction":"There was much more secret filming than I expected. [laughs] But I am fine with it, I mean it. I am.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53026,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Oscar","text":"Are you kidding me? It's like half the show is secret footage.","text_w_direction":"Are you kidding me? It's like half the show is secret footage.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53027,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Meredith","text":"I am a very private person. I show 'em when I wanna show 'em. Who wants a taste? Boob sauce!","text_w_direction":"I am a very private person. I show 'em when I wanna show 'em. Who wants a taste? [lifts shirt to flash camera] Boob sauce!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53028,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Group","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53029,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Oscar","text":"Meredith!","text_w_direction":"Meredith!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53030,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Angela","text":"Come on!","text_w_direction":"Come on!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53031,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh my god. Do they film us at night when we're sleeping?","text_w_direction":"Oh my god. Do they film us at night when we're sleeping?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53032,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Oscar","text":"Yes, Erin. They film us at night when we're sleeping. Cause that makes great TV!","text_w_direction":"Yes, Erin. They film us at night when we're sleeping. Cause that makes great TV!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53033,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Erin","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53034,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Angela","text":"Oscar.","text_w_direction":"Oscar.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53035,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Oscar","text":"I'm sorry sweetie. This whole thing is just freaking me out.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry sweetie. This whole thing is just freaking me out.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53036,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Oscar","text":"I have been very honest with you guys. In a way that could seriously impact the political career of a very good friend of mine. You're not going to use any of that, are you?","text_w_direction":"I have been very honest with you guys. In a way that could seriously impact the political career of a very good friend of mine. You're not going to use any of that, are you?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53037,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Andy","text":"People, relax! We are killing it online. Have you guys checked the comments? SmokeThatSkinwagon says","text_w_direction":"People, relax! We are killing it online. Have you guys checked the comments? SmokeThatSkinwagon says","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53038,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Angela","text":"I think we need to figure out what's going on. I might just take a little walk.","text_w_direction":"I think we need to figure out what's going on. I might just take a little walk.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53039,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Stanley","text":"Yes, a little walk sounds like a good idea.","text_w_direction":"Yes, a little walk sounds like a good idea. [groups moves to warehouse and you can hear Erin whispering something]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53040,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Oscar","text":"Ok everyone, turn off your mikes.","text_w_direction":"Ok everyone, turn off your mikes.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53041,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Angela","text":"We need to know more. Did their shots have sound? What exactly did they get on tape?","text_w_direction":"We need to know more. Did their shots have sound? What exactly did they get on tape?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53042,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Erin","text":"I sneezed into my hands without using Purell and then dipped into the candy jar. Did they film that?","text_w_direction":"I sneezed into my hands without using Purell and then dipped into the candy jar. Did they film that?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53043,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Nellie","text":"My first week here I sneezed directly into the candy jar because I thought I'd get more I thought I'd get more screen time than anyone.","text_w_direction":"My first week here I sneezed directly into the candy jar because I thought I'd get more [Angela and Oscar make disgusted faces] I thought I'd get more screen time than anyone.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53044,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pete","text":"Ok, Pam. Why don't you visit your buddy, the crew guy that got fired? Find out what they got.","text_w_direction":"Ok, Pam. Why don't you visit your buddy, the crew guy that got fired? Find out what they got.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53045,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pam","text":"Brian?","text_w_direction":"Brian?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53046,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pete","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53047,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, I guess I could.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I guess I could.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53048,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Stanley","text":"Hurry Pam, I need to know how much hellfire is going to rain down on me.","text_w_direction":"Hurry Pam, I need to know how much hellfire is going to rain down on me.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53049,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Phyllis","text":"I thought Terry knew about Cynthia?","text_w_direction":"I thought Terry knew about Cynthia?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53050,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Stanley","text":"She does. But neither of them know about Lydia.","text_w_direction":"She does. But neither of them know about Lydia.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53051,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Group","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53052,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Meredith","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53053,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Clark","text":"Whoa! Whoa! OK, so what's this lever do?","text_w_direction":"Whoa! Whoa! OK, so what's this lever do?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53054,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Ruger Sister 1","text":"That manipulates the secondary shaft.","text_w_direction":"That manipulates the secondary shaft.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53055,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Clark","text":"Oh, the secondary shaft. Eeeh, oooga!","text_w_direction":"Oh, the secondary shaft. Eeeh, oooga! [laughs]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53056,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Salesmen","text":"The lift capacity's up at two thousand pounds. That's a lot of beets.","text_w_direction":"The lift capacity's up at two thousand pounds. That's a lot of beets.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53057,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Mr. Ruger","text":"Let's talk terms. If you agree to a forty sixty split on this tractor, I'll store it in one of my barns.","text_w_direction":"Let's talk terms. If you agree to a forty sixty split on this tractor, I'll store it in one of my barns.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53058,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Dwight","text":"Mr. Ruger, are you trying to take advantage of me because I'm interested in your daughter? Fifty fifty split or no deal.","text_w_direction":"Mr. Ruger, are you trying to take advantage of me because I'm interested in your daughter? Fifty fifty split or no deal.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53059,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Mr. Ruger","text":"Esther, get in the truck.","text_w_direction":"Esther, get in the truck.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53060,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok ok ok, wait! You win.","text_w_direction":"Ok ok ok, wait! You win. [shakes hands]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53061,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Salesman","text":"Let's get the paperwork started.","text_w_direction":"Let's get the paperwork started.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53062,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Ruger Sister 2","text":"We should buy an auger together.","text_w_direction":"We should buy an auger together.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53063,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Clark","text":"Oh, yeah. Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah. Yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53064,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Ruger Sister 1","text":"You would be a great one to buy an auger with.","text_w_direction":"You would be a great one to buy an auger with.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53065,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Stanley","text":"Hello, honey? I just spoke to the TV repair man, he says we need to keep our TVs turned off for a couple of months. Something about the wiring.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Hello, honey? I just spoke to the TV repair man, he says we need to keep our TVs turned off for a couple of months. Something about the wiring.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53066,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Andy","text":"Oh! Seven new comments. \"The guy at 0","text_w_direction":"Oh! Seven new comments. \"The guy at 0","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53067,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Dwight","text":"Security deposit. That's been-","text_w_direction":"Security deposit. That's been-","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53068,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Mr. Ruger","text":"Standard.","text_w_direction":"Standard.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53069,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Dwight","text":"Right, standard.","text_w_direction":"Right, standard.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53070,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Clark","text":"Hey, can I talk to you for one second?","text_w_direction":"Hey, can I talk to you for one second?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53071,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53072,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Clark","text":"One second.","text_w_direction":"One second.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53073,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53074,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Clark","text":"One second.","text_w_direction":"One second.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53075,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Dwight","text":"I am closing a deal on a tractor with the father of a woman I plan to inseminate.","text_w_direction":"I am closing a deal on a tractor with the father of a woman I plan to inseminate.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53076,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Clark","text":"Don't do it.","text_w_direction":"Don't do it. [takes Dwight's pen]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53077,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Dwight","text":"What? Don't you cap that pen. Do not cap that pen! Do not! Ugh! You capped it. Wow. You are serious. Ok, you've got two minutes and then the cap comes off.","text_w_direction":"What? Don't you cap that pen. Do not cap that pen! Do not! Ugh! You capped it. Wow. You are serious. Ok, you've got two minutes and then the cap comes off.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53078,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Clark","text":"Dude, we're being conned.","text_w_direction":"Dude, we're being conned.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53079,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Dwight","text":"Go on.","text_w_direction":"Go on.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53080,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Clark","text":"These chicks are way too hot to be into us. Esther's just pretending to like you so that you'll buy her daddy a new tractor.","text_w_direction":"These chicks are way too hot to be into us. Esther's just pretending to like you so that you'll buy her daddy a new tractor.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53081,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53082,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Clark","text":"Yes. Her sister's trying to seduce me into buying an auger with her.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Her sister's trying to seduce me into buying an auger with her.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53083,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Dwight","text":"What? Has the warranty expired on the auger you have now?","text_w_direction":"What? Has the warranty expired on the auger you have now?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53084,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Clark","text":"I don't even know what an auger is!","text_w_direction":"I don't even know what an auger is!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53085,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Dwight","text":"No woman would ever want a man who doesn't know what an auger is.","text_w_direction":"No woman would ever want a man who doesn't know what an auger is.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53086,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Mr. Ruger","text":"Hey, you ready to sign?","text_w_direction":"Hey, you ready to sign?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53087,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Dwight","text":"I just need a moment to consider your offer. Excuse me.","text_w_direction":"I just need a moment to consider your offer. Excuse me. [grabs Clark]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53088,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Brian","text":"Oh, hey!","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53089,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pam","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53090,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Brian","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi. [laughs]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53091,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pam","text":"Hi, um. I'm sorry, do you have a minute? Is this a bad time?","text_w_direction":"Hi, um. I'm sorry, do you have a minute? Is this a bad time?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53092,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Brian","text":"No, no, please, yeah, come on in. It's good to see you. Sorry, my place is usually not this-","text_w_direction":"No, no, please, yeah, come on in. It's good to see you. Sorry, my place is usually not this-","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53093,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pam","text":"Oh my gosh, please, don't.","text_w_direction":"Oh my gosh, please, don't.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53094,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Brian","text":"Yeah, no, I- actually it's always like this. Do you want to go outside? It's a little less cluttered out there.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, no, I- actually it's always like this. [laughs] Do you want to go outside? It's a little less cluttered out there.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53095,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pam","text":"Sure, yeah. Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Sure, yeah. Yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53096,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Brian","text":"Let me grab a couple drinks.","text_w_direction":"Let me grab a couple drinks.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53097,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pam","text":"OK. Oh wow, you have a nice view.","text_w_direction":"OK. [Goes out onto terrace] Oh wow, you have a nice view.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53098,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Brian","text":"Alright, that's for you.","text_w_direction":"Alright, that's for you. [hands her beer]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53099,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, thank you.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thank you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53100,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Brian","text":"Cheers.","text_w_direction":"Cheers.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53101,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pam","text":"Cheers.","text_w_direction":"Cheers.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53102,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Angela","text":"Alright, how much have you revealed on camera about your relationship with the senator?","text_w_direction":"[Plays boom box to drown out sound] Alright, how much have you revealed on camera about your relationship with the senator?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53103,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Oscar","text":"They caught us kissing on Halloween.","text_w_direction":"They caught us kissing on Halloween.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53104,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Angela","text":"Oh! He was dressed like Ronald Reagan!","text_w_direction":"Oh! He was dressed like Ronald Reagan! [Slaps Oscar]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53105,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Oscar","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53106,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Angela","text":"God!","text_w_direction":"God!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53107,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Oscar","text":"Angela! Well he kissed like Jack Kennedy!","text_w_direction":"Angela! Well he kissed like Jack Kennedy!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53108,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Angela","text":"Oh! Stop it! Stop kissing him! Someone needs to call and warn him. This could ruin his career.","text_w_direction":"Oh! [slaps him again] Stop it! Stop kissing him! Someone needs to call and warn him. This could ruin his career.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53109,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Oscar","text":"Well, I don't like giving him bad news.","text_w_direction":"Well, I don't like giving him bad news.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53110,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Angela","text":"Call him!","text_w_direction":"Call him!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53111,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Oscar","text":"You call him!","text_w_direction":"You call him!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53112,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Angela","text":"Call him!","text_w_direction":"Call him! [hits Oscar]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53113,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Oscar","text":"Stop hitting me!","text_w_direction":"Stop hitting me!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53114,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Angela","text":"Call him! Call him!","text_w_direction":"Call him! Call him!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53115,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Oscar","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53116,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Brian","text":"So...","text_w_direction":"So...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53117,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pam","text":"So..","text_w_direction":"So..","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53118,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Brian","text":"What brings you by?","text_w_direction":"What brings you by?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53119,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pam","text":"Well, the promo for the documentary aired today.","text_w_direction":"Well, the promo for the documentary aired today.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53120,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Brian","text":"Oh yeah, that's right.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah, that's right.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53121,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah. It's kinda crazy.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. It's kinda crazy.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53122,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Brian","text":"Yeah, it is.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it is.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53123,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pam","text":"See all this like old stuff, like um, there's that shot of Jim and I up on the roof?","text_w_direction":"See all this like old stuff, like um, there's that shot of Jim and I up on the roof?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53124,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Brian","text":"Oh yeah, that was, that was a good moment.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah, that was, that was a good moment.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53125,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, wasn't that neat?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, wasn't that neat?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53126,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Brian","text":"Yeah, it was cool.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, it was cool.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53127,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, and there's this one when we were listening to music and it's like, it's like w were in love and we didn't even know we were in love and it's...but- Do you think Jim's changed?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, and there's this one when we were listening to music and it's like, it's like w were in love and we didn't even know we were in love and it's...but- Do you think Jim's changed?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53128,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Brian","text":"Um...","text_w_direction":"Um...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53129,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pam","text":"I'm sorry. Did that? That was out of the blue-","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry. Did that? That was out of the blue-","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53130,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Brian","text":"No no, it's-","text_w_direction":"No no, it's-","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53131,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pam","text":"I just mean because you know us and you like observed us for ten years and I feel like he's- I just feel like...he's so into his work right now and....I don't know, am I crazy?","text_w_direction":"I just mean because you know us and you like observed us for ten years and I feel like he's- I just feel like...he's so into his work right now and....I don't know, am I crazy?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53132,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Brian","text":"No, you're not crazy.","text_w_direction":"No, you're not crazy.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53133,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pam","text":"Well, I wish that made me feel better. Listen, so everybody saw the promos and they're kinda freaking out. Cause it seems like you got a lot of private stuff on camera-","text_w_direction":"Well, I wish that made me feel better. Listen, so everybody saw the promos and they're kinda freaking out. [Brian laughs] Cause it seems like you got a lot of private stuff on camera-","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53134,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Brian","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53135,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pam","text":"You know, stuff people didn't intend for everyone to see. And they kinda want to know how much.","text_w_direction":"You know, stuff people didn't intend for everyone to see. And they kinda want to know how much.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53136,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Brian","text":"They want to know how much what?","text_w_direction":"They want to know how much what?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53137,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pam","text":"How much stuff you got.","text_w_direction":"How much stuff you got.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53138,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Brian","text":"Pretty much everything.","text_w_direction":"Pretty much everything.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53139,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pam","text":"Well yeah, but what if we turned our mike packs?","text_w_direction":"Well yeah, but what if we turned our mike packs?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53140,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Brian","text":"They've got parabolic mikes, they can pick you up a hundred yards away, so...no if you were around there, they got you.","text_w_direction":"They've got parabolic mikes, they can pick you up a hundred yards away, so...no if you were around there, they got you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53141,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pam","text":"So we basically had no privacy for ten years.","text_w_direction":"So we basically had no privacy for ten years.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53142,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Brian","text":"That's not really true, I mean-","text_w_direction":"That's not really true, I mean-","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53143,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pam","text":"Um...yeah, I gotta, I gotta go.","text_w_direction":"Um...yeah, I gotta, I gotta go.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53144,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Brian","text":"Oh no, hang on a second. Pam, I'm sorry, I- I- I can explain this so much better.","text_w_direction":"Oh no, hang on a second. Pam, I'm sorry, I- I- I can explain this so much better.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53145,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pam","text":"No I think you explained it.","text_w_direction":"No I think you explained it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53146,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Brian","text":"Look, if you give me a chance I can, I- Pam.","text_w_direction":"Look, if you give me a chance I can, I- [Pam leaves] Pam.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53147,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Jim","text":"\"Together we will win this baseball game against the evil space Yankees. Eat Fresh.\"","text_w_direction":"\"Together we will win this baseball game against the evil space Yankees. Eat Fresh.\"","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53148,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Ryan Howard","text":"That'll pay for the exploding helicopter.","text_w_direction":"That'll pay for the exploding helicopter.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53149,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Jim","text":"Smart.","text_w_direction":"Smart.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53150,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Ryan Howard","text":"\"Suddenly, the evil thugs break in to the stadium. The Big Piece hits baseballs at the evil thugs.\"","text_w_direction":"\"Suddenly, the evil thugs break in to the stadium. The Big Piece hits baseballs at the evil thugs.\"","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53151,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Jim","text":"\"Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks.\"","text_w_direction":"\"Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks.\"","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53152,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Ryan Howard","text":"Come on man, sell it!","text_w_direction":"Come on man, sell it!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53153,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah, Jim.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, Jim.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53154,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Jim","text":"\"Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks!\"","text_w_direction":"[louder] \"Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks!\"","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53155,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Ryan Howard","text":"Yeah, that's better. A bunch of hot women go","text_w_direction":"Yeah, that's better. A bunch of hot women go","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53156,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Jim","text":"\"Megan, I was too shy to tell you this when I was just a normal professional baseball player, but I love you.\"","text_w_direction":"\"Megan, I was too shy to tell you this when I was just a normal professional baseball player, but I love you.\"","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53157,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Ryan Howard","text":"\"They kiss. It is super emotional. Like in Toy Story.\"","text_w_direction":"\"They kiss. It is super emotional. Like in Toy Story.\"","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53158,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Jim","text":"Wow. I tell you what, it's really strong. I can't wait to read the rest of it later and see how it ends.","text_w_direction":"Wow. I tell you what, it's really strong. I can't wait to read the rest of it later and see how it ends.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53159,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Darryl","text":"It's so strong.","text_w_direction":"It's so strong.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53160,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Ryan Howard","text":"Keep reading then.","text_w_direction":"Keep reading then.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53161,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Jim","text":"\"Gotta go! Darth Vader's launching a huge attack.\"","text_w_direction":"\"Gotta go! Darth Vader's launching a huge attack.\"","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53162,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Ryan Howard","text":"Um another thing. I'm gonna need you to get me the rights to Darth Vader.","text_w_direction":"Um another thing. I'm gonna need you to get me the rights to Darth Vader.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53163,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Jim","text":"I don't know how we'd go about doing that.","text_w_direction":"I don't know how we'd go about doing that.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53164,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Darryl","text":"We can look into it.","text_w_direction":"We can look into it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53165,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Jim","text":"We'll look into it.","text_w_direction":"We'll look into it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53166,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Ryan Howard","text":"We need Darth.","text_w_direction":"We need Darth.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53167,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Jim","text":"We gotta get him.","text_w_direction":"We gotta get him.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53168,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Darryl","text":"We'll go after Darth then.","text_w_direction":"We'll go after Darth then.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53169,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Jim","text":"We're gonna go get him.","text_w_direction":"We're gonna go get him.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53170,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Darryl","text":"That's what we gotta do.","text_w_direction":"That's what we gotta do.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53171,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Jim","text":"We're gonna get him.","text_w_direction":"We're gonna get him.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53172,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Dwight","text":"Maybe you're right. Esther's a ten and the best I've ever done is Angela who's a nine and she rejected me.","text_w_direction":"Maybe you're right. Esther's a ten and the best I've ever done is Angela who's a nine and she rejected me.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53173,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Clark","text":"A Scranton nine, but yeah, point taken. Hey, let's go out tonight and just score a couple fours huh? I mean there are no games with fours.","text_w_direction":"A Scranton nine, but yeah, point taken. Hey, let's go out tonight and just score a couple fours huh? I mean there are no games with fours.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53174,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Dwight","text":"Who needs a new tractor anyway? Maybe we're the kinda guys who end up with a tractor that's already been rode hard and put away muddy.","text_w_direction":"Who needs a new tractor anyway? Maybe we're the kinda guys who end up with a tractor that's already been rode hard and put away muddy.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53175,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Clark","text":"Screw new tractors. Guys like us, we gotta plant our seed a different way.","text_w_direction":"Screw new tractors. Guys like us, we gotta plant our seed a different way.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53176,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Dwight","text":"By hand.","text_w_direction":"By hand.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53177,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Esther","text":"Dwight, we need to talk.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, we need to talk.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53178,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Dwight","text":"I don't know that there's anything left for us to talk about, Esther.","text_w_direction":"I don't know that there's anything left for us to talk about, Esther.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53179,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Esther","text":"Look, we're gonna have the tractor for the same amount of work days but my dad is planning on leasing it to the Vanderkirk brothers on the weekends.","text_w_direction":"Look, we're gonna have the tractor for the same amount of work days but my dad is planning on leasing it to the Vanderkirk brothers on the weekends.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53180,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Dwight","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53181,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Esther","text":"So you're going to be paying more, but he's putting on ten times the miles and he's pocketing a profit behind your back.","text_w_direction":"So you're going to be paying more, but he's putting on ten times the miles and he's pocketing a profit behind your back.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53182,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Dwight","text":"That snake!","text_w_direction":"That snake!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53183,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Esther","text":"You need to tell him you want a deal based on miles or he can just stick that tractor where the sun don't shine.","text_w_direction":"You need to tell him you want a deal based on miles or he can just stick that tractor where the sun don't shine.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53184,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Dwight","text":"That shady grove out by Willard's pond.","text_w_direction":"That shady grove out by Willard's pond.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53185,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Esther","text":"Mmhm.","text_w_direction":"Mmhm.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53186,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Dwight","text":"So, you're fine with me not leasing the tractor? I mean, our courtship can proceed?","text_w_direction":"So, you're fine with me not leasing the tractor? I mean, our courtship can proceed?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53187,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Esther","text":"Of course. You didn't just think I was tractor bait, did you?","text_w_direction":"Of course. [laughs] You didn't just think I was tractor bait, did you?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53188,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Dwight","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"[laughs] No!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53189,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Clark","text":"Hey Dwight, what's an auger used for?","text_w_direction":"Hey Dwight, what's an auger used for?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53190,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Dwight","text":"Post hole digging.","text_w_direction":"Post hole digging. [points and laughs with Esther]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53191,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Esther","text":"Stupid.","text_w_direction":"Stupid.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53192,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Senator","text":"You've reached Senator Robert Lipton, please leave a message.","text_w_direction":"[On speakerphone] You've reached Senator Robert Lipton, please leave a message. [beep]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53193,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Angela & Oscar","text":"Hi honey!","text_w_direction":"Hi honey!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53194,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Oscar","text":"Oh you?","text_w_direction":"Oh you?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53195,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Angela","text":"No you go. Hi honey!","text_w_direction":"No you go. Hi honey!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53196,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Oscar","text":"Hey, Hey Robert!","text_w_direction":"Hey, Hey Robert!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53197,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Angela","text":"It's Angela and Oscar.","text_w_direction":"It's Angela and Oscar.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53198,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Oscar","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53199,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Angela","text":"Just a few quick things.","text_w_direction":"Just a few quick things.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53200,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Oscar","text":"Um the documentary's going to be airing soon, and, and you look great in the promos.","text_w_direction":"Um the documentary's going to be airing soon, and, and you look great in the promos.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53201,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Angela","text":"Oh you look so handsome! Very presidential.","text_w_direction":"Oh you look so handsome! Very presidential.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53202,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Oscar","text":"Very much so.","text_w_direction":"Very much so.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53203,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Angela","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53204,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Oscar","text":"Absolutely.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53205,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Angela","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53206,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Oscar","text":"Hey, I get the sense you're gonna be outed as gay.","text_w_direction":"Hey, I get the sense you're gonna be outed as gay.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53207,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Angela","text":"Yes and I cheated on you with Dwight, it looks like they got it on film. I didn't tell you about it.","text_w_direction":"Yes and I cheated on you with Dwight, it looks like they got it on film. I didn't tell you about it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53208,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Oscar","text":"I think that's it!","text_w_direction":"I think that's it!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53209,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Angela","text":"I think we're good.","text_w_direction":"I think we're good.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53210,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Oscar","text":"Done!","text_w_direction":"Done!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53211,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Angela","text":"Bye!","text_w_direction":"Bye!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53212,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Oscar","text":"Ok!","text_w_direction":"Ok!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53213,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Angela","text":"Love you! God.","text_w_direction":"Love you! [Oscar hangs up] God.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53214,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Andy","text":"Hey! TexasPoonTappa and JasonJasonJason and all the rest of you haters out there! Check this out.","text_w_direction":"[on video] Hey! TexasPoonTappa and JasonJasonJason and all the rest of you haters out there! Check this out. [plays banjo, screen types out \"you suck my nutz\" from TexasPoonTappa, camera zooms out to reveal Nellie]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53215,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Nellie","text":"Good night Andy.","text_w_direction":"Good night Andy.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53216,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Andy","text":"Huh? Yeah, see ya. Oh! What?!","text_w_direction":"Huh? Yeah, see ya. [sees comment] Oh! What?! [starts crying]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53217,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Promo Announcer","text":"","text_w_direction":"[Speaks Danish]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53218,"season":9,"episode":18,"episode_name":"Promos","director":"Jennifer Celotta","writer":"Tim McAuliffe","character":"Pam","text":"I hope you got sound on everything. I'd love a DVD of that.","text_w_direction":"I hope you got sound on everything. I'd love a DVD of that. [at computer opens translator. Types in \"Elskere\" which comes back as \"lovers\" Pam smiles]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1445,"air_date":"2013-04-04"}
{"index":53219,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Stanley","text":"What the hell? No. This is NOT happening.","text_w_direction":"[humming] What the hell? No. This is NOT happening.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53220,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"Didn't you get the memo? It's Stairmageddon! Come on Stanley!","text_w_direction":"Didn't you get the memo? It's Stairmageddon! [claps and opens the door to the stairwell] Come on Stanley! [claps]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53221,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"Dwight is having maintenance done on the elevator today, and he was really on top of it. Weeks ago, he started the Stairmageddon Awareness campaign. The idea was to get us prepared, both mentally and physically, for a day that hopefully comes once in a 100 years. It's a... \"Mageddon!\"","text_w_direction":"Dwight is having maintenance done on the elevator today, and he was really on top of it. Weeks ago, he started the Stairmageddon Awareness campaign. The idea was to get us prepared, both mentally and physically, for a day that hopefully comes once in a 100 years. It's a... \"Mageddon!\"","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53222,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"Come on! Come on, Stanley! Stay in it!","text_w_direction":"Come on! Come on, Stanley! Stay in it!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53223,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Stanley","text":"I put 17 damn years into this company, and now they're making me climb Stair Mountain!","text_w_direction":"[growls] I put 17 damn years into this company, and now they're making me climb Stair Mountain!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53224,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"Come on!","text_w_direction":"Come on! [claps]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53225,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Oscar","text":"Our office has an unusually large number of... unusually large people.","text_w_direction":"Our office has an unusually large number of... unusually large people.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53226,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Stanley","text":"This is an abomination.","text_w_direction":"This is an abomination.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53227,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"Come on. You got this. Here.","text_w_direction":"Come on. You got this. Here.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53228,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Oscar","text":"So when something as routine as elevator maintenance happens, and people are forced to expend cardiovascular effort, we have to compare it to the end of time.","text_w_direction":"So when something as routine as elevator maintenance happens, and people are forced to expend cardiovascular effort, we have to compare it to the end of time.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53229,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Red alert! Red alert! The reviews are in! I repeat, the reviews are in.","text_w_direction":"Red alert! Red alert! The reviews are in! I repeat, the reviews are in.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53230,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Oscar","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53231,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"I just got a text from my brother. Scranton Times Tribune.com. There's a review of the documentary!","text_w_direction":"I just got a text from my brother. Scranton Times Tribune.com. There's a review of the documentary!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53232,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Phyllis","text":"What does it say?","text_w_direction":"[gasps] What does it say?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53233,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"I don't know, Phyllis! I just got the text and started screaming, \"Red Alert.\"","text_w_direction":"I don't know, Phyllis! I just got the text and started screaming, \"Red Alert.\"","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53234,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, the alert was already set to \"Red\" because of Stairmageddon. You think I should set it to \"Double Red\"?","text_w_direction":"Well, the alert was already set to \"Red\" because of Stairmageddon. You think I should set it to \"Double Red\"?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53235,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"I think we should.","text_w_direction":"I think we should.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53236,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Stanley","text":"","text_w_direction":"[drinks a 5-Hour Energy shot and groans]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53237,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Oscar","text":"\"The Office","text_w_direction":"\"The Office","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53238,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Everyone","text":"Whoo!","text_w_direction":"Whoo! [applause]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53239,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Nellie","text":"\"In this series, which will air starting in May, we get an in-depth look at many interesting local people. There's Kevin Malone, the falstaffian accountant. Dwight Schrute, the head salesman forever chasing a manager position he will never get.\"","text_w_direction":"\"In this series, which will air starting in May, we get an in-depth look at many interesting local people. There's Kevin Malone, the falstaffian accountant. Dwight Schrute, the head salesman forever chasing a manager position he will never get.\"","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53240,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"What does Josh McAuliffe know about the paper business? He works for a news...thing.","text_w_direction":"What does Josh McAuliffe know about the paper business? He works for a news...thing.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53241,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Nellie","text":"\"Andy Bernard, the rudderless trust fund child-slash-middle manager, whose incompetence is emblematic of a declining American economy.\"","text_w_direction":"\"Andy Bernard, the rudderless trust fund child-slash-middle manager, whose incompetence is emblematic of a declining American economy.\"","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53242,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Ouch. Sorry, Andy, that's-.","text_w_direction":"Ouch. Sorry, Andy, that's-.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53243,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"It's okay. The hell does he know?","text_w_direction":"It's okay. [chuckles] The hell does he know?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53244,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Nellie","text":"\"A possible explanation for his lack of career focus is his surprising musical talent.\"","text_w_direction":"\"A possible explanation for his lack of career focus is his surprising musical talent.\"","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53245,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"I want you to print that out for me.","text_w_direction":"I want you to print that out for me.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53246,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Nellie","text":"I will.","text_w_direction":"I will.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53247,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Now that this documentary is coming out, my days at Dunder Mifflin are probably limited. And you know what? Good. Because this is not what I wanted to do with my life. I wanted to be my generation's Lisa Loeb.","text_w_direction":"Now that this documentary is coming out, my days at Dunder Mifflin are probably limited. And you know what? Good. Because this is not what I wanted to do with my life. I wanted to be my generation's Lisa Loeb.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53248,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"\"Though it mostly focuses on the daily realities of office life, a lurid subplot reveals the hypocrisy of a local public figure embroiled in a gay affair while preaching family values.\"","text_w_direction":"\"Though it mostly focuses on the daily realities of office life, a lurid subplot reveals the hypocrisy of a local public figure embroiled in a gay affair while preaching family values.\"","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53249,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh! Which public figure?","text_w_direction":"Oh! Which public figure?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53250,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"I bet it's Katie Couric. I've been saying this for years.","text_w_direction":"I bet it's Katie Couric. I've been saying this for years.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53251,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Phyllis","text":"No, I think they mean more like a politician.","text_w_direction":"No, I think they mean more like a politician.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53252,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Stanley","text":"You own the building. Why can't you fix the elevator in the middle of the night? Who do I look like? Jackie Joyner-Kersee?","text_w_direction":"[walks into the office grunting and wheezing] You own the building. Why can't you fix the elevator in the middle of the night? Who do I look like? Jackie Joyner-Kersee?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53253,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, I did say it would be an inconvenience. You should have called me from downstairs. We could've met in the lobby. It's time to go out on a sale! Here we go.","text_w_direction":"Well, I did say it would be an inconvenience. You should have called me from downstairs. We could've met in the lobby. It's time to go out on a sale! Here we go.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53254,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Stanley","text":"Son, you've lost your mind. I'm not going anywhere until you fix my elevator.","text_w_direction":"Son, you've lost your mind. I'm not going anywhere until you fix my elevator.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53255,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"The buyer is your sister's friend. This is the printing paper for the entire school district of Lackawanna. You are coming, and that's an order.","text_w_direction":"The buyer is your sister's friend. This is the printing paper for the entire school district of Lackawanna. You are coming, and that's an order.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53256,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Stanley","text":"You are not my damn boss and you never will be! Guess what? Never gonna happen! Pete! Iced tea. Three sugars, five creams.","text_w_direction":"You are not my damn boss and you never will be! Guess what? Never gonna happen! Pete! Iced tea. Three sugars, five creams.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53257,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Pete","text":"Your morning 3-by-5. Coming right up.","text_w_direction":"Your morning 3-by-5. Coming right up.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53258,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Pam","text":"Well, we won't be late. I love you, mom. Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Well, we won't be late. I love you, mom. Thanks.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53259,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, your mom's watching the kids tonight. So what are you two up to? Oh, um, Embassy Suites. \"Do Not Disturb\" sign on the door. Mommy and Daddy are on the floor.","text_w_direction":"Oh, your mom's watching the kids tonight. So what are you two up to? [chuckles] Oh, um, Embassy Suites. \"Do Not Disturb\" sign on the door. Mommy and Daddy are on the floor.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53260,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Pam","text":"I wish.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] I wish.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53261,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Nellie","text":"What, then?","text_w_direction":"[chuckles] What, then?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53262,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, nothing that exciting.","text_w_direction":"Oh, nothing that exciting.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53263,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Nellie","text":"Marriage counseling?","text_w_direction":"Marriage counseling?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53264,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Pam","text":"Hmm.","text_w_direction":"Hmm.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53265,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Nellie","text":"Did you know that is the only kind of counseling I have never had?","text_w_direction":"Did you know that is the only kind of counseling I have never had?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53266,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Pam","text":"You know, Jim's kind of nervous about it, but I think it could really help.","text_w_direction":"You know, Jim's kind of nervous about it, but I think it could really help.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53267,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Nellie","text":"Mmm.","text_w_direction":"Mmm.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53268,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Pam","text":"I mean, we've having issues. It can't hurt to talk about them, right?","text_w_direction":"I mean, we've having issues. It can't hurt to talk about them, right?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53269,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, Toby. Um, I wanted to ask you a question.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Toby. Um, I wanted to ask you a question.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53270,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Toby","text":"Oh, sure.","text_w_direction":"Oh, sure.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53271,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Jim","text":"It's a little, uh, personal.","text_w_direction":"It's a little, uh, personal.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53272,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Toby","text":"Let's do it. Let's get personal.","text_w_direction":"Let's do it. Let's get personal.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53273,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Jim","text":"I wanted to talk to you about your divorce.","text_w_direction":"I wanted to talk to you about your divorce.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53274,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Toby","text":"Whoa.","text_w_direction":"Whoa.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53275,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Jim","text":"Sorry. I—no, no, no, what I meant—what I meant actually was—","text_w_direction":"Sorry. I—no, no, no, what I meant—what I meant actually was—","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53276,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Toby","text":"Oh, yeah, no, it's okay. I can handle it. Um, so...","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah, no, it's okay. I can handle it. Um, so...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53277,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Jim","text":"You guys obviously went through some tough times leading up to it.","text_w_direction":"You guys obviously went through some tough times leading up to it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53278,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Toby","text":"","text_w_direction":"[chuckles, snorts]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53279,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. I was wondering if you ever did any couple's counseling.","text_w_direction":"Okay. I was wondering if you ever did any couple's counseling.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53280,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Toby","text":"Oh, sure, lots of times. Yeah. Wait, you and Pam aren't in couple's counseling, are you? Oh, God.","text_w_direction":"Oh, sure, lots of times. Yeah. Wait, you and Pam aren't in couple's counseling, are you? Oh, God.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53281,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Jim","text":"No, no, no, no, no. Uh, we're just starting couple's counseling. Uh, which doesn't sound any better.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no, no. Uh, we're just starting couple's counseling. Uh, which doesn't sound any better.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53282,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Toby","text":"Oh, you guys. Kelly called it. 2013. So s—hey! Hey! Hey, no! No! Get outta here. Clark, get outta here.","text_w_direction":"Oh, you guys. Kelly called it. 2013. So s—hey! Hey! Hey, no! No! Get outta here. Clark, get outta here.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53283,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Clark","text":"My mistake.","text_w_direction":"My mistake.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53284,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Toby","text":"Yes, it is your mistake. He's lingering. So annoying. I'm gonna kill him. How can I help? I'm here.","text_w_direction":"Yes, it is your mistake. He's lingering. So annoying. I'm gonna kill him. How can I help? I'm here.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53285,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Jim","text":"That's all right.","text_w_direction":"That's all right.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53286,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Hello, William Morris Agency. I need to speak with your best agent who represents your biggest stars. Yes, I'll hold. I'm sorry. I misunderstood. Goodbye.","text_w_direction":"Hello, William Morris Agency. I need to speak with your best agent who represents your biggest stars. Yes, I'll hold. I'm sorry. I misunderstood. Goodbye. [hangs up phone]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53287,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Angela","text":"Thank you, Stan. Oh, honey. Look, I just want our life to get back to normal. Ribbon cuttings, charity balls.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, Stan. Oh, honey. [Stan closes limo door] Look, I just want our life to get back to normal. Ribbon cuttings, charity balls.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53288,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Robert","text":"Don't worry. I've scheduled a press conference for later today. We just need to face the camera together. A beloved public servant and his devoted wife. And move on.","text_w_direction":"Don't worry. I've scheduled a press conference for later today. We just need to face the camera together. A beloved public servant and his devoted wife. And move on.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53289,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Angela","text":"All right, if I have to be the good wife, I'll be the best damn wife there is. Correction. Best darn wife. Sorry, I'm a better wife than that.","text_w_direction":"All right, if I have to be the good wife, I'll be the best damn wife there is. Correction. Best darn wife. Sorry, I'm a better wife than that. [sighs]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53290,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Andy— I need to talk to you.","text_w_direction":"Andy—[knocks] I need to talk to you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53291,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, come on in. I'm just on hold with another talent agency. It's insane. This promo with me playing banjo has 250 views already. And every time I click, there's more. 251. 252. I can't even keep up!","text_w_direction":"Yeah, come on in. I'm just on hold with another talent agency. It's insane. This promo with me playing banjo has 250 views already. And every time I click, there's more. 251. 252. I can't even keep up!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53292,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Stanley is refusing to go out on a sales call.","text_w_direction":"Stanley is refusing to go out on a sales call.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53293,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"I hate people! Why do they never do what you need them to do? Stanley has to go. That's final.","text_w_direction":"[grunts intensely] I hate people! Why do they never do what you need them to do? Stanley has to go. That's final.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53294,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"So what I'm hearing you say is, \"Make Stanley go out on the sales call by whatever means possible\"?","text_w_direction":"So what I'm hearing you say is, \"Make Stanley go out on the sales call by whatever means possible\"?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53295,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Yes! I'm sorry I'm being curt, it's just I'm about to land a top talent agent.","text_w_direction":"Yes! I'm sorry I'm being curt, it's just I'm about to land a top talent agent.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53296,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Mm-hmm. Good luck.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm. Good luck.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53297,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Directory? Movie Star department. Back. Directory.","text_w_direction":"[on the phone] Directory? Movie Star department. Back. Directory.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53298,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"For five years I've held my instincts in check because I wanted to be made manager. Maybe it's time for me to just let that thought go. It's kind of painful, but it's also freeing in a way. Now it's all about my instincts.","text_w_direction":"For five years I've held my instincts in check because I wanted to be made manager. Maybe it's time for me to just let that thought go. It's kind of painful, but it's also freeing in a way. Now it's all about my instincts.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53299,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Clark","text":"Hey, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53300,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Stanley, one way or another, you are gonna come with me to make this sale.","text_w_direction":"Stanley, one way or another, you are gonna come with me to make this sale.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53301,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Stanley","text":"Pass.","text_w_direction":"Pass.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53302,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Clark","text":"Hey, c-c-can you just let me out of here before whatever comes next?","text_w_direction":"Hey, c-c-can you just let me out of here before whatever comes next?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53303,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Don't worry, it's just a bull tranquilizer. Nothing to be alarmed about. It's just a man pointing a bull tranquilizer at a coworker.","text_w_direction":"Don't worry, it's just a bull tranquilizer. Nothing to be alarmed about. It's just a man pointing a bull tranquilizer at a coworker.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53304,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Stanley","text":"Dwight, you do not learn, do you? For a threat to be credible, you ha—","text_w_direction":"Dwight, you do not learn, do you? For a threat to be credible, you ha—","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53305,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[fires tranquilizer gun at Stanley]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53306,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Clark","text":"Holy.","text_w_direction":"Holy [bleep].","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53307,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Stanley","text":"No, you didn't. Sick of you and your—ooh—","text_w_direction":"No, you didn't. Sick of you and your—ooh—","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53308,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[fires tranquilizer gun twice]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53309,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Stanley","text":"","text_w_direction":"[falls to the floor with a loud thud]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53310,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"It's all right. Andy approved it.","text_w_direction":"It's all right. Andy approved it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53311,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Meredith","text":"Man, he's really in twinkle town now.","text_w_direction":"Man, he's really in twinkle town now.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53312,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Clark","text":"Is he gonna be okay? I mean, weren't those darts intended for an animal, like, two to three times larger than him?","text_w_direction":"Is he gonna be okay? I mean, weren't those darts intended for an animal, like, two to three times larger than him?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53313,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, this dosage was meant for a very small bull, and Stanley's got way more body fat than they do.","text_w_direction":"Okay, this dosage was meant for a very small bull, and Stanley's got way more body fat than they do.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53314,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Clark","text":"You gave him three shots.","text_w_direction":"You gave him three shots.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53315,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Shh. Got about 45 minutes to get him to the client before he comes to. Grab his feet. Let's go!","text_w_direction":"Shh. Got about 45 minutes to get him to the client before he comes to. [claps] Grab his feet. [grunts] Let's go!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53316,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Clark","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53317,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Move it! One, two, three.","text_w_direction":"Move it! One, two, three. [grunts]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53318,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"He's like a manatee. Ready? Let's go again. Come on. We can do this. One, two, three! Oh, God.  No wonder my elevator cables are under such strain.","text_w_direction":"He's like a manatee. Ready? Let's go again. Come on. We can do this. One, two, three! [Stanley's head hits the door frame] Oh, God.  No wonder my elevator cables are under such strain.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53319,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Clark","text":"We gotta get a wheelbarrow or something.","text_w_direction":"We gotta get a wheelbarrow or something.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53320,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53321,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, we're good. We're good. Let's go. Push!","text_w_direction":"[grunts] Okay, we're good. We're good. Let's go. Push!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53322,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Clark","text":"I am!","text_w_direction":"I am!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53323,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Clark","text":"Any good weekend plans?","text_w_direction":"Any good weekend plans?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53324,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"I might see a movie.","text_w_direction":"I might see a movie.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53325,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Clark","text":"Nice.","text_w_direction":"Nice.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53326,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"What about you?","text_w_direction":"What about you?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53327,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Clark","text":"Uh, I don't know yet.","text_w_direction":"Uh, I don't know yet.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53328,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Let's take him—","text_w_direction":"[grunts] Let's take him—","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53329,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Clark","text":"I was thinking about...","text_w_direction":"I was thinking about...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53330,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Let's go right to the top of the stairs, okay?","text_w_direction":"Let's go right to the top of the stairs, okay?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53331,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Clark","text":"And then what?","text_w_direction":"And then what?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53332,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, listen. I'm kind of embarrassed to admit this, but I've never actually done this before.","text_w_direction":"Okay, listen. I'm kind of embarrassed to admit this, but I've never actually done this before.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53333,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Clark","text":"Well, if I may, you're a natural.","text_w_direction":"Well, if I may, you're a natural.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53334,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you. I mean, I've rehearsed it in my head like 1,000 times, but, uh...","text_w_direction":"Thank you. I mean, I've rehearsed it in my head like 1,000 times, but, uh...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53335,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Clark","text":"That's a little weird.","text_w_direction":"That's a little weird.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53336,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"I know. Evel Knievel.","text_w_direction":"I know. Evel Knievel.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53337,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"","text_w_direction":"[wraps tape around Stanley's body]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53338,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Clark","text":"That's about as good as that's gonna be.","text_w_direction":"[connect helmet straps around Stanley's head] That's about as good as that's gonna be.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53339,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, now here's the plan. I'm gonna launch him. I need you to go to the bottom and catch him.","text_w_direction":"Okay, now here's the plan. I'm gonna launch him. I need you to go to the bottom and catch him.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53340,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Clark","text":"Catch?","text_w_direction":"Catch?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53341,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53342,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Clark","text":"I can't catch him. He's like, 250 pounds.","text_w_direction":"I can't catch him. He's like, 250 pounds.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53343,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"You use your hands and just blunt his descent, okay? He's gonna be moving slowly. It's only—","text_w_direction":"You use your hands and just blunt his descent, okay? He's gonna be moving slowly. It's only—","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53344,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Clark","text":"Blunt?","text_w_direction":"Blunt?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53345,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"It's 15 feet down, it's at a 45-degree angle. Get set in your haunches, it's like your catching a medicine—","text_w_direction":"It's 15 feet down, it's at a 45-degree angle. Get set in your haunches, it's like your catching a medicine—","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53346,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Clark","text":"Dude, this size of my haunches—","text_w_direction":"Dude, this size of my haunches— [Stanley's body slips down the stairs and his head thumps into a wall]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53347,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay. Good call. He would have put a hole in your chest same as he put a hole in that wall.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Good call. He would have put a hole in your chest same as he put a hole in that wall.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53348,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Clark","text":"We should probably call a doctor or something, dude.","text_w_direction":"We should probably call a doctor or something, dude.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53349,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"You okay?","text_w_direction":"[slides down the stairs and lands next to Stanley] You okay?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53350,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Jim","text":"So how does it work? It's like, you know, the action of talking to a third party breaks up the log jam, or...","text_w_direction":"So how does it work? It's like, you know, the action of talking to a third party breaks up the log jam, or...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53351,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Toby","text":"You're really there to talk to each other. I would say that the therapist is more of a facilitator.","text_w_direction":"You're really there to talk to each other. I would say that the therapist is more of a facilitator.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53352,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Jim","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53353,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Toby","text":"He might start by asking each of you, \"Why do you think you're here?\"","text_w_direction":"He might start by asking each of you, \"Why do you think you're here?\"","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53354,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Pam","text":"He took this job in Philly without telling me. He bought our house without telling me. At a certain point, he shouldn't be rewarded for that.","text_w_direction":"He took this job in Philly without telling me. He bought our house without telling me. At a certain point, he shouldn't be rewarded for that.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53355,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Jim","text":"If I didn't do certain things without telling Pam, she'd be married to Roy.","text_w_direction":"If I didn't do certain things without telling Pam, she'd be married to Roy. [chuckles]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53356,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Pam","text":"I feel like he's always making these decisions for the family, and then I'm left playing catch-up.","text_w_direction":"I feel like he's always making these decisions for the family, and then I'm left playing catch-up.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53357,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Jim","text":"If she can just hang on for a little while longer, I—this will be so huge for our family.","text_w_direction":"If she can just hang on for a little while longer, I—this will be so huge for our family.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53358,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Toby","text":"Well, what's a little while?","text_w_direction":"Well, what's a little while?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53359,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Jim","text":"What do you mean?","text_w_direction":"What do you mean?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53360,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Toby","text":"I mean, what's the end date? It must be really hard for her to sign on to be unhappy if she doesn't know when it's gonna end.","text_w_direction":"I mean, what's the end date? It must be really hard for her to sign on to be unhappy if she doesn't know when it's gonna end.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53361,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Jim","text":"That's kind of an impossible question.","text_w_direction":"That's kind of an impossible question.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53362,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, guys, it's starting! Hurry!","text_w_direction":"Oh, guys, it's starting! Hurry!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53363,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Kevin","text":"Ooh, there's Angela! I work with her!","text_w_direction":"Ooh, there's Angela! I work with her!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53364,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Huh, yeah. I mean, I'm happy Angela's the first one getting famous, but it's a little weird, no? I mean, she can't sing or act, so it's actually kind of insane, if you think about it.","text_w_direction":"Huh, yeah. [chuckles] I mean, I'm happy Angela's the first one getting famous, but it's a little weird, no? I mean, she can't sing or act, so it's actually kind of insane, if you think about it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53365,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Her hair looks beautiful.","text_w_direction":"Her hair looks beautiful.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53366,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, we get it, Phyllis, she looks like a freakin' movie star!","text_w_direction":"Yeah, we get it, Phyllis, she looks like a freakin' movie star! [kicks trash can]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53367,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"Andy!","text_w_direction":"Andy!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53368,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Robert","text":"I would just to start by saying that there have been some rumors about my personal life that I would like to settle once and for all. As my long-suffering wife can attest... I am gay.","text_w_direction":"[on the computer screen] I would just to start by saying that there have been some rumors about my personal life that I would like to settle once and for all. As my long-suffering wife can attest... I am gay.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53369,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Crowd","text":"","text_w_direction":"[surprised chatter]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53370,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Reporter #1","text":"Senator, were always gay, or did your wife turn you gay?","text_w_direction":"Senator, were always gay, or did your wife turn you gay?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53371,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Reporter #2","text":"Question for the Senator's beard.","text_w_direction":"Question for the Senator's beard.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53372,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Robert","text":"I'll say it again for mis amigos latinos. Yo soy homosexual.","text_w_direction":"[on the computer screen] I'll say it again for mis amigos latinos. Yo soy homosexual.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53373,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Pete","text":"Poor Angela.","text_w_direction":"Poor Angela.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53374,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah. Poor Angela.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Poor Angela.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53375,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Robert","text":"I once believed that a gay person could be somewhat straight. It wasn't until my marriage to Angela that I realized how...charmless I find the female body.","text_w_direction":"I once believed that a gay person could be somewhat straight. It wasn't until my marriage to Angela that I realized how...charmless I find the female body.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53376,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Meredith","text":"Oof. Always hurts to hear that one.","text_w_direction":"Oof. Always hurts to hear that one.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53377,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Robert","text":"There's someone else I need to thank. His name is Oscar Martinez.","text_w_direction":"There's someone else I need to thank. His name is Oscar Martinez.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53378,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Come on!","text_w_direction":"Come on!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53379,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Robert","text":"Oscar is the one who opened my eyes to who I really am. For the first time—","text_w_direction":"Oscar is the one who opened my eyes to who I really am. For the first time—","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53380,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Erin","text":"Oscar is with the Senator too?","text_w_direction":"Oscar is with the Senator too?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53381,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Kevin","text":"Yes! And I knew it the whole time! I kept the secret. I kept the secret so good. You didn't know, you didn't know, and you didn't freaking know. But I knew!","text_w_direction":"Yes! And I knew it the whole time! I kept the secret. I kept the secret so good. You didn't know, you didn't know, and you didn't freaking know. But I knew! [claps]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53382,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Oscar","text":"He knew!","text_w_direction":"He knew!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53383,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Kevin","text":"Yes, we did it!","text_w_direction":"Yes, we did it!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53384,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Oscar","text":"You did it, Kevin.","text_w_direction":"You did it, Kevin.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53385,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Kevin","text":"Yes! Ohh! I did it. Ohh, I did it.","text_w_direction":"Yes! Ohh! I did it. Ohh, I did it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53386,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Robert","text":"--with this new self-awareness, I was finally able to find love at long last. With my amazing... Chief of Staff Wesley Silver.","text_w_direction":"--with this new self-awareness, I was finally able to find love at long last. With my amazing... Chief of Staff Wesley Silver.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53387,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Oscar","text":"What?!","text_w_direction":"What?!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53388,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Creed","text":"Wesley Silver's gay?","text_w_direction":"Wesley Silver's gay?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53389,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Crowd","text":"","text_w_direction":"[surprised chatter]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53390,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Angela","text":"","text_w_direction":"[gasps]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53391,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Kevin","text":"Ohh.","text_w_direction":"Ohh.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53392,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Creed","text":"They make a nice couple.","text_w_direction":"They make a nice couple.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53393,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Angela","text":"","text_w_direction":"[gags]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53394,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Almost there. Almost there. Okay. We're running late. Let's get him inside.","text_w_direction":"Almost there. Almost there. [opens car door] Okay. We're running late. Let's get him inside.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53395,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Clark","text":"We can't just leave him bubble wrapped like this.","text_w_direction":"We can't just leave him bubble wrapped like this.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53396,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Are you kidding me? The bubble wrap is the only thing that's stopping his suit from getting wrinkled. These meetings are all about presentation.","text_w_direction":"Are you kidding me? The bubble wrap is the only thing that's stopping his suit from getting wrinkled. These meetings are all about presentation.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53397,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Clark","text":"That's actually really smart.","text_w_direction":"That's actually really smart.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53398,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53399,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Clark","text":"God, if only there was any other use or situation for that kind of knowledge.","text_w_direction":"God, if only there was any other use or situation for that kind of knowledge.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53400,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Let's get him inside.","text_w_direction":"Let's get him inside.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53401,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Carla Fern is not just an actor's agent. She does writers, directors, travel, and real estate.","text_w_direction":"Carla Fern is not just an actor's agent. She does writers, directors, travel, and real estate.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53402,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Actor?","text_w_direction":"Actor?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53403,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Man","text":"Oh, no. Well, I have an act. Dog, cat, mouse.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no. [chuckles] Well, I have an act. Dog, cat, mouse.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53404,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, wow, cool. Is it hard to train them to do that?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, wow, cool. Is it hard to train them to do that?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53405,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Man","text":"Eh, you go through a lot of mice.","text_w_direction":"Eh, you go through a lot of mice.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53406,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Man","text":"If started by accident as these things tend to do. You know, I was setting down my cat, and I accidently put her on top of my dog, and I was, like, so mad at myself at first. And then I was, like, wait. Wait a second.","text_w_direction":"If started by accident as these things tend to do. You know, I was setting down my cat, and I accidently put her on top of my dog, and I was, like, so mad at myself at first. And then I was, like, wait. Wait a second.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53407,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Does anything go on top of the mouse?","text_w_direction":"Does anything go on top of the mouse?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53408,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Man","text":"Yeah. Little hat.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Little hat.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53409,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Aw, that's cute.","text_w_direction":"Aw, that's cute.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53410,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Man","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53411,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"What's the mouse's name?","text_w_direction":"What's the mouse's name?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53412,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Man","text":"Eh, you know, it really doesn't make sense to name the mice. They're kinda like cannon fodder, you know? You're not one of those PETA guys , are you? Oh, great.","text_w_direction":"Eh, you know, it really doesn't make sense to name the mice. They're kinda like cannon fodder, you know? You're not one of those PETA guys , are you? [cat jumps off dog] Oh, great.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53413,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Clark","text":"Hey, wait, wait, how—how are we doing this?","text_w_direction":"Hey, wait, wait, how—how are we doing this?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53414,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, I'll grab the forelegs, and you push his hindquarters.","text_w_direction":"Well, I'll grab the forelegs, and you push his hindquarters.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53415,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Clark","text":"Just say \"arms\" and \"legs,\" okay? That just—that's the vernacular that I'm comfortable with.","text_w_direction":"Just say \"arms\" and \"legs,\" okay? That just—that's the vernacular that I'm comfortable with.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53416,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Fine, let's go.","text_w_direction":"Fine, let's go. [grunts]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53417,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Clark","text":"","text_w_direction":"[sighs]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53418,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Hoist his shank on three.","text_w_direction":"Hoist his shank on three.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53419,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Clark","text":"Wha—What's a shank?","text_w_direction":"Wha—What's a shank?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53420,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"It's by the tenderloin.","text_w_direction":"It's by the tenderloin.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53421,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Roll him, roll him, roll him. Good. Good. Okay, careful, he's slouching. Okay, can you—sl-slouch him into the seat. Here. Here. Go around and get his seatbelt.","text_w_direction":"Roll him, roll him, roll him. Good. Good. Okay, careful, he's slouching. Okay, can you—sl-slouch him into the seat. [sighs] Here. Here. Go around and get his seatbelt. [grunts]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53422,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Clark","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53423,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Got it?","text_w_direction":"Got it?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53424,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Clark","text":"Yeah—yup yup.","text_w_direction":"Yeah—yup yup.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53425,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Get in the back.","text_w_direction":"[grunts and closes car door] Get in the back.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53426,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Clark","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53427,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Get in the back.","text_w_direction":"Get in the back.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53428,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Clark","text":"Aw, come on.","text_w_direction":"Aw, come on.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53429,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Get in.","text_w_direction":"Get in.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53430,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Clark","text":"Damn it.","text_w_direction":"Damn it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53431,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, Stanley? Do you understand what we're about to do?","text_w_direction":"Okay, Stanley? Do you understand what we're about to do?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53432,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Stanley","text":"Helllloooo!","text_w_direction":"Helllloooo!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53433,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Clark","text":"Okay. We, hey—hey, listen, listen. We are going to go discuss paper contracts for city of Lackawanna public schools, okay?","text_w_direction":"Okay. We, hey—hey, listen, listen. We are going to go discuss paper contracts for city of Lackawanna public schools, okay?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53434,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Stanley","text":"Pigeons.","text_w_direction":"Pigeons.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53435,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, God, this is bad. Looks like we've got no choice. You, my friend, are going to have to be Stanley Hudson.","text_w_direction":"Oh, God, this is bad. Looks like we've got no choice. You, my friend, are going to have to be Stanley Hudson.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53436,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Clark","text":"Isn't the client, like, best friends with his sister?","text_w_direction":"Isn't the client, like, best friends with his sister?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53437,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"New plan, okay? We get him a cup of coffee and we go back to the old plan. Let's go! Gimme a hand. Here we go. Come on, Stanley! Here we go. Upsie-doozie. There we go. Okay, all right. Come on, big guy. You can walk, right? Yeah. What a pretty smile. Let's go.","text_w_direction":"New plan, okay? We get him a cup of coffee and we go back to the old plan. Let's go! Gimme a hand. Here we go. Come on, Stanley! Here we go. Upsie-doozie. There we go. Okay, all right. Come on, big guy. You can walk, right? Yeah. What a pretty smile. Let's go.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53438,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Pam","text":"I'm sure Athlead will be a huge success. But I don't want him to do it anymore, and I don't want to give him an ultimatum, but I am not moving our family to Philly.","text_w_direction":"I'm sure Athlead will be a huge success. But I don't want him to do it anymore, and I don't want to give him an ultimatum, but I am not moving our family to Philly.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53439,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Jim","text":"Well, if Pam says she won't go, then— we're gonna need a lot more than counseling. Hmph.","text_w_direction":"Well, if Pam says she won't go, then—[chuckles] we're gonna need a lot more than counseling. Hmph.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53440,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Nellie","text":"That was exhausting.","text_w_direction":"That was exhausting.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53441,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Toby","text":"Blah blah blah blah. Jim.","text_w_direction":"Blah blah blah blah. Jim.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53442,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Nellie","text":"Well, they deserve each other, then.","text_w_direction":"Well, they deserve each other, then.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53443,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Toby","text":"They do. That they do.","text_w_direction":"They do. That they do.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53444,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Nellie","text":"That is for sure.","text_w_direction":"That is for sure.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53445,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Toby","text":"That they do.","text_w_direction":"[whispers] That they do.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53446,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"And for—oh, whoopsie daisy.","text_w_direction":"And for—oh, whoopsie daisy. [chuckles]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53447,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Mrs. Davis","text":"Stanley, what is going on here?","text_w_direction":"Stanley, what is going on here?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53448,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"He's fine. He gets carsick really easily.","text_w_direction":"He's fine. He gets carsick really easily.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53449,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Clark","text":"Driving.","text_w_direction":"Driving.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53450,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"It's a long drive. He was in the backseat. But right now we're talking to Mrs. Davis about the full range of the products that we offer and our competitive rates, right, Stanley?","text_w_direction":"It's a long drive. He was in the backseat. But right now we're talking to Mrs. Davis about the full range of the products that we offer and our competitive rates, right, Stanley?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53451,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Stanley","text":"Ooh-hoo, look at that baby...","text_w_direction":"Ooh-hoo, look at that baby...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53452,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Stanley.","text_w_direction":"Stanley.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53453,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Stanley","text":"Ohhh...","text_w_direction":"Ohhh...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53454,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Mrs. Davis","text":"That's Benji in the middle.","text_w_direction":"That's Benji in the middle.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53455,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Stanley","text":"That's Benji. Oh, he's precious. That's a healthy-looking baby.","text_w_direction":"That's Benji. Oh, he's precious. That's a healthy-looking baby.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53456,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Mrs. Davis","text":"Very special little boy.","text_w_direction":"Very special little boy.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53457,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Look at him. I've never seen such a beautiful child.","text_w_direction":"Look at him. I've never seen such a beautiful child.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53458,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Mrs. Davis","text":"Funny sense of humor. If you push on his nose, he'll go, \"eee.\"","text_w_direction":"Funny sense of humor. If you push on his nose, he'll go, \"eee.\"","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53459,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Like this? Watch.","text_w_direction":"Like this? Watch.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53460,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Stanley","text":"Eee.","text_w_direction":"Eee.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53461,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Everyone","text":"","text_w_direction":"[laughs]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53462,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Mrs. Davis","text":"Like that.","text_w_direction":"Like that.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53463,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Stanley","text":"A beautiful family.","text_w_direction":"A beautiful family.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53464,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Right? Come on!             ","text_w_direction":"[laughs] Right? Come on!             ","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53465,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, maybe I'll never be manager, but I just managed to get our most stubborn salesman to close a sale with one of our biggest clients, and I must say, it's the most pleasant I've ever seen Stanley. I think we should consider injecting him with bull tranquilizer on a daily basis.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, maybe I'll never be manager, but I just managed to get our most stubborn salesman to close a sale with one of our biggest clients, and I must say, it's the most pleasant I've ever seen Stanley. I think we should consider injecting him with bull tranquilizer on a daily basis.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53466,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Carla","text":"So, what can you do?","text_w_direction":"So, what can you do?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53467,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Well, what can't I do? Right, I can sing, I can dance, I can play the banjo, innit? And if you hadn't noticed, I've got a pretty good British accent.","text_w_direction":"[Australian accent] Well, what can't I do? Right, I can sing, I can dance, I can play the banjo, innit? And if you hadn't noticed, I've got a pretty good British accent.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53468,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Carla","text":"Can you drive a car?","text_w_direction":"Can you drive a car?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53469,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"At the risk of sounding arrogant, I did drive myself here.","text_w_direction":"At the risk of sounding arrogant, I did drive myself here.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53470,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Carla","text":"Why do you have, uh, a high school musical here on your resume? What are you, like, 40? 45?","text_w_direction":"Why do you have, uh, a high school musical here on your resume? What are you, like, 40? 45?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53471,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"My exact age is 28 to 34, so basically just send me out on whatever Jake Gyllenhaal's going out on.","text_w_direction":"My exact age is 28 to 34, so basically just send me out on whatever Jake Gyllenhaal's going out on.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53472,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Carla","text":"Gyllenhaal, got it. Can you juggle and crap?","text_w_direction":"Gyllenhaal, got it. Can you juggle and crap?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53473,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"","text_w_direction":"","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53474,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Carla","text":"Would you dress up as, say, a birthday clown and go to a kid's party, let ‘em throw pies at ya?","text_w_direction":"Would you dress up as, say, a birthday clown and go to a kid's party, let ‘em throw pies at ya?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53475,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Whereas that is not why I have entered show business, I do understand that you have to build credibility. I'm all for it.","text_w_direction":"Whereas that is not why I have entered show business, I do understand that you have to build credibility. [sniffs] I'm all for it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53476,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Carla","text":"Well, Mr. Bernard, I'm gonna be honest with you.","text_w_direction":"Well, Mr. Bernard, I'm gonna be honest with you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53477,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Well, at least I tried. Thank you very much.","text_w_direction":"Well, at least I tried. Thank you very much.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53478,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Carla","text":"Uh, no. We're—we're gonna take you on as a client.","text_w_direction":"Uh, no. We're—we're gonna take you on as a client.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53479,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"You are? Yes! Yes. Are you being for real right now? Oh, man. Ah, yes! I need this so bad. I really think this is what could fix me.","text_w_direction":"You are? Yes! Yes. Are you being for real right now? Oh, man. Ah, yes! I need this so bad. I really think this is what could fix me.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53480,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Carla","text":"We are extremely excited to be working with you too, sir. Pay Todd on your way out.","text_w_direction":"We are extremely excited to be working with you too, sir. Pay Todd on your way out.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53481,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Most talent agents take 10% of whatever jobs they get you, but with Carla you pay a flat rate of $5,000 up front. And that includes headshots.","text_w_direction":"Most talent agents take 10% of whatever jobs they get you, but with Carla you pay a flat rate of $5,000 up front. And that includes headshots.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53482,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Todd","text":"Uh, it doesn't include headshots.","text_w_direction":"Uh, it doesn't include headshots.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53483,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"It doesn't include headshots.","text_w_direction":"It doesn't include headshots.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53484,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Todd","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53485,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Andy","text":"Well, of course not, because that would be insane if it did. Still getting a bargain, though.","text_w_direction":"Well, of course not, because that would be insane if it did. Still getting a bargain, though.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53486,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Stanley","text":"So I just smiled and complimented her grandkids, and we closed it?","text_w_direction":"So I just smiled and complimented her grandkids, and we closed it?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53487,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"You earned yourself a nice, fat commission and you didn't even know it. I'll go tell Andy the good news. Oh. Silly me. Gotta take the stairs.","text_w_direction":"You earned yourself a nice, fat commission and you didn't even know it. I'll go tell Andy the good news. Oh. [chuckles] Silly me. Gotta take the stairs.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53488,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Stanley","text":"Oh, no, I'm not doing that again. You got me down, you gotta get me back up.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, I'm not doing that again. You got me down, you gotta get me back up.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53489,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"Well—no, no—n—","text_w_direction":"Well—no, no—n—","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53490,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Stanley","text":"","text_w_direction":"[stabs his own leg with a tranquilizer dart and falls to the ground]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53491,"season":9,"episode":19,"episode_name":"Stairmageddon","director":"Matt Sohn","writer":"Dan Sterling","character":"Dwight","text":"We need a winch and a hoist.","text_w_direction":"[stomps on the ground] We need a winch and a hoist.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1484,"air_date":"2013-04-11"}
{"index":53492,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Oh. Hey, champions.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Hey, champions.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53493,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"Good morning.","text_w_direction":"Good morning.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53494,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Clark","text":"Quater finals in an hour. Hope you got some sleep cause I am going to be haunting your nightmares tonight.","text_w_direction":"Quater finals in an hour. Hope you got some sleep cause I am going to be haunting your nightmares tonight.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53495,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"I did. I got some really good sleep.","text_w_direction":"I did. I got some really good sleep.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53496,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Clark","text":"Did you?","text_w_direction":"Did you? [pushes pencil cup at Erin]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53497,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Bzzz.","text_w_direction":"[grabs pencils out of cup quickly as cup falls] Bzzz.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53498,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Yesterday was the first round of a branch wide paper airplane contest. It was being sponsored by Weyer-Hammer Paper in an effort to get us to sell more of their new product Airstream Deluxe A4, the Cadillac of paper. It's not so easy on the environment, if you know what I mean. Practically made of plastic.","text_w_direction":"Yesterday was the first round of a branch wide paper airplane contest. It was being sponsored by Weyer-Hammer Paper in an effort to get us to sell more of their new product Airstream Deluxe A4, the Cadillac of paper. It's not so easy on the environment, if you know what I mean. [whispers] Practically made of plastic.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53499,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"We started with sixteen brave aviators. Some use skill, others relied on showmanship others seem not to comprehend what a paper airplane is. And of course, there was the odd moment of heartbreak and disaster.","text_w_direction":"We started with sixteen brave aviators. Some use skill [cut to Kevin flying paper airplane], others relied on showmanship [cut to Dwight throwing airplane at Nate with an apple on his head] others seem not to comprehend what a paper airplane is. [cut to Creed throwing a melon] And of course, there was the odd moment of heartbreak and disaster.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53500,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"Hey I left my glasses down here somewhere. Crossing through, beep beep.","text_w_direction":"Hey I left my glasses down here somewhere. Crossing through, beep beep. [Pam's plane hit Toby in the eye]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53501,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"Ow! Ow!","text_w_direction":"Ow! Ow!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53502,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I didn't see you! You should have yelled \"Crossing!\"","text_w_direction":"I didn't see you! You should have yelled \"Crossing!\"","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53503,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"I'm sorry!","text_w_direction":"[crying] I'm sorry!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53504,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Ok, so is that my spot?","text_w_direction":"Ok, so is that my spot?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53505,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"We are now down to an elite eight. Well, seven and Toby.","text_w_direction":"We are now down to an elite eight. Well, seven and Toby.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53506,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Be careful of that beaker, it contains dangerous acid!","text_w_direction":"[Reading from script] Be careful of that beaker, it contains dangerous acid!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53507,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"It does not say dangerous. And there's no exclamation point.","text_w_direction":"It does not say dangerous. And there's no exclamation point.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53508,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Well I'm just trying to bring some life to it.","text_w_direction":"Well I'm just trying to bring some life to it.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53509,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Last week I got an agent and uh, this week I got a movie. HRPDC chemical handling protocols. It's gonna be seen by tons of workers in the industrial chemical community. One of whom could have a cousin whose brother's Brad Pitt. And boom, next thing you know, I'm in Moneyballs Two.","text_w_direction":"Last week I got an agent and uh, this week I got a movie. HRPDC chemical handling protocols. It's gonna be seen by tons of workers in the industrial chemical community. One of whom could have a cousin whose brother's Brad Pitt. And boom, next thing you know, I'm in Moneyballs Two.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53510,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"Andy?","text_w_direction":"Andy?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53511,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Go away, we're running lines.","text_w_direction":"Go away, we're running lines.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53512,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"You wanted to see the gooey eye.","text_w_direction":"You wanted to see the gooey eye.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53513,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Oh yeah. Alright, get over here. I am so freaked out by things going into eyes. I just- wow. Uggggh! I can't even, I'm so freaked out by that, just go. Go go go go go.","text_w_direction":"Oh yeah. Alright, get over here. I am so freaked out by things going into eyes. I just- wow. [moves to lift Toby's eye patch] Uggggh! I can't even, I'm so freaked out by that, just go. Go go go go go.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53514,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Toby","text":"Alright, it's getting gooier so we'll just do it later.","text_w_direction":"Alright, it's getting gooier so we'll just do it later.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53515,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, Ok. Alright. Where were we?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, Ok. [Closes door] Alright. Where were we?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53516,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Something full of acid.","text_w_direction":"Something full of acid.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53517,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"And remember","text_w_direction":"And remember","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53518,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"That was great man. Alright, I'm out of here.","text_w_direction":"[claps] That was great man. Alright, I'm out of here.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53519,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"W-w-w-wait. Stop stop stop. Don't go anywhere. I just need to find more colors. Let's do it six more times.","text_w_direction":"W-w-w-wait. Stop stop stop. Don't go anywhere. I just need to find more colors. Let's do it six more times.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53520,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Hey. I just wanted to say that you woke up early with the kids and let me sleep and I really appreciate that.","text_w_direction":"Hey. I just wanted to say that you woke up early with the kids and let me sleep and I really appreciate that.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53521,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Thank you. I appreciate that you appreciate that.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. I appreciate that you appreciate that.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53522,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"So, we had couple's therapy.","text_w_direction":"So, we had couple's therapy.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53523,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"No shame in that. Get it all out in the open.","text_w_direction":"No shame in that. Get it all out in the open.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53524,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"And we have homework.","text_w_direction":"And we have homework.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53525,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Yes, we are supposed to look for every chance to acknowledge and appreciate each other's sacrifices. Because I need to appreciate what Pam's been doing to run the house while I'm in Philly.","text_w_direction":"Yes, we are supposed to look for every chance to acknowledge and appreciate each other's sacrifices. Because I need to appreciate what Pam's been doing to run the house while I'm in Philly.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53526,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"And we're also supposed to speak our truths.","text_w_direction":"And we're also supposed to speak our truths.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53527,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Mmhm.","text_w_direction":"Mmhm.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53528,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Because if I had spoken my truth sooner about not wanting to move to Philly, then maybe we wouldn't have had this opportunity for couple's therapy.","text_w_direction":"Because if I had spoken my truth sooner about not wanting to move to Philly, then maybe we wouldn't have had this opportunity for couple's therapy.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53529,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, we're supposed to call everything we don't want to do \"opportunities.\"","text_w_direction":"Oh, we're supposed to call everything we don't want to do \"opportunities.\"","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53530,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Heads up everyone. If you really need something from me today, let's get it done tomorrow. Carla Fern got me a gig.","text_w_direction":"Heads up everyone. If you really need something from me today, let's get it done tomorrow. Carla Fern got me a gig.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53531,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53532,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53533,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Who's Carla Fern?","text_w_direction":"Who's Carla Fern?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53534,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Who is Carla Fern? Well, wow. Uh, she's my agent and my drill sargent. And one of my best friends. Oh, and Oscar, I already figured it out. If I have to get emotional in the film, I'm just going to think about you getting dumped by the Senator.","text_w_direction":"Who is Carla Fern? Well, wow. Uh, she's my agent and my drill sargent. And one of my best friends. Oh, and Oscar, I already figured it out. If I have to get emotional in the film, I'm just going to think about you getting dumped by the Senator.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53535,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"Why wouldn't you use your own life? Erin just dumped you.","text_w_direction":"Why wouldn't you use your own life? Erin just dumped you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53536,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Little raw. Not cool Oscar.","text_w_direction":"Little raw. Not cool Oscar.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53537,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Oscar","text":"But you just!","text_w_direction":"But you just!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53538,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Not cool.","text_w_direction":"Not cool.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53539,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"Hey. Day two. Drama in the warehouse skies. This is Robert from Weyer-Hammer Paper, who will be joining us to judge the final rounds.","text_w_direction":"Hey. Day two. Drama in the warehouse skies. This is Robert from Weyer-Hammer Paper, who will be joining us to judge the final rounds.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53540,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Robert","text":"Who's pumped for the quarter finals, huh?","text_w_direction":"Who's pumped for the quarter finals, huh?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53541,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm pumped!","text_w_direction":"I'm pumped!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53542,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Clark's a dead man.","text_w_direction":"Clark's a dead man.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53543,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Robert","text":"Alright. Sounds like somebody wants to walk away with this.","text_w_direction":"Alright. Sounds like somebody wants to walk away with this. [holds up large check for $2,000]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53544,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Oh my god!","text_w_direction":"Oh my god!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53545,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Group","text":"Whoa.","text_w_direction":"Whoa.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53546,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Nellie you didn't tell us we could win money.","text_w_direction":"Nellie you didn't tell us we could win money.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53547,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh yes I did, I told you all. It was..um, cause that's an awful lot of money for me to forget.","text_w_direction":"Oh yes I did, I told you all. It was..um, cause that's an awful lot of money for me to forget.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53548,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Stanley","text":"Not one of us remembers you saying anything about two thousand dollars.","text_w_direction":"Not one of us remembers you saying anything about two thousand dollars.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53549,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"I forgot. I completely forgot. But at least now that large piece of cardboard that man was carrying around makes sense.","text_w_direction":"I forgot. I completely forgot. But at least now that large piece of cardboard that man was carrying around makes sense.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53550,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Nellie, this is a competition. Please take it seriously.","text_w_direction":"Nellie, this is a competition. Please take it seriously.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53551,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh please.","text_w_direction":"Oh please. [Dwight watches Angela folding paper airplane]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53552,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Me? Oh, I'm fine. I mean, sure, times are leaner now that I'm separated from the Senator. But my new studio apartment is just fine for me.. and Phillip... and Tinky... and Crinklepuss, and Bandit 2, and Pawlick Baggins, and Lady Aragorn and their 10 kittens.","text_w_direction":"Me? Oh, I'm fine. I mean, sure, times are leaner now that I'm separated from the Senator. But my new studio apartment is just fine [camera shows small cluttered space with excessive cats and Phillip crying] for me.. and Phillip... and Tinky... and Crinklepuss, and Bandit 2, and Pawlick Baggins, and Lady Aragorn and their 10 kittens.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53553,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Phillip","text":"","text_w_direction":"[cries]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53554,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Come here, come here. Let's go.","text_w_direction":"Come here, come here. Let's go.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53555,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"I had a chance with Dwight, but I didn't take it. And if I went back now, when I'm broke and he just inherited a farm, I'd be one of those gold-digging tramps you read about that try to bag a farmer.","text_w_direction":"I had a chance with Dwight, but I didn't take it. And if I went back now, when I'm broke and he just inherited a farm, I'd be one of those gold-digging tramps you read about that try to bag a farmer.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53556,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I offered myself to Angela and she turned me down. If she changes her mind, the next move is hers. I'm with Esther now. She's younger than Angela, sturdier, more comfortable with the scent of a manured field. Let's be honest. When it came to manured fields, Angela was at best indifferent.","text_w_direction":"I offered myself to Angela and she turned me down. If she changes her mind, the next move is hers. I'm with Esther now. She's younger than Angela, sturdier, more comfortable with the scent of a manured field. Let's be honest. When it came to manured fields, Angela was at best indifferent.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53557,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Clark","text":"Oh, wide wings, interesting.","text_w_direction":"Oh, wide wings, interesting.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53558,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Hey. Why don't you back off?...I mean best of luck to you in the competition.","text_w_direction":"Hey. Why don't you back off?[looks at Pete]...I mean best of luck to you in the competition.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53559,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Growing up in an orphanage, you have to fight other kids. For everything. Snacks, pillows, parents. I'm kinda worried about Pete seeing that side of me. I once ripped greedy Susan's pigtail right off her head. Just for a handful of Crispix.","text_w_direction":"Growing up in an orphanage, you have to fight other kids. For everything. Snacks, pillows, parents. I'm kinda worried about Pete seeing that side of me. I once ripped greedy Susan's pigtail right off her head. Just for a handful of Crispix.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53560,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Carla Fern","text":"Are you in that paper documentary too?","text_w_direction":"Are you in that paper documentary too?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53561,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Yep.","text_w_direction":"Yep.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53562,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Carla Fern","text":"Do you need an agent?","text_w_direction":"Do you need an agent?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53563,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"No. He's- I mean, you've never acted in anything before. He's just my entourage.","text_w_direction":"No. He's- I mean, you've never acted in anything before. He's just my entourage.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53564,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"I was in The Whiz in high school.","text_w_direction":"I was in The Whiz in high school.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53565,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"That's the cleaky clacker! He clicks that and then the guy says \"action.\"","text_w_direction":"That's the cleaky clacker! He clicks that and then the guy says \"action.\"","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53566,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Carla Fern","text":"Hey, I made them get you a chair. All my clients sit.","text_w_direction":"Hey, I made them get you a chair. All my clients sit.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53567,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Woman","text":"Can I take your picture?","text_w_direction":"Can I take your picture?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53568,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"I guess it's starting. Um, yeah. Of course. Yeah sure. Tell you what. I'll put my arm around you and then I can take it-","text_w_direction":"I guess it's starting. Um, yeah. Of course. Yeah sure. Tell you what. I'll put my arm around you and then I can take it-","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53569,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Woman","text":"We just need a picture of the top of your head in case we burn some of your hair off.","text_w_direction":"We just need a picture of the top of your head in case we burn some of your hair off.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53570,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Got it.","text_w_direction":"Got it. [lowers head to show hair, but keeps looking up just as she tries to take the picture]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53571,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Woman","text":"No, if you could just keep it down until..","text_w_direction":"No, if you could just keep it down until..","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53572,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Sorry.","text_w_direction":"Sorry.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53573,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"OK, next up we have two creatures great and small. Kevin versus Angela.","text_w_direction":"OK, next up we have two creatures great and small. Kevin versus Angela.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53574,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53575,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, that is a really nice plane. You make that yourself?","text_w_direction":"Hey, that is a really nice plane. You make that yourself?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53576,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Uh huh.","text_w_direction":"Uh huh.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53577,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Well, what am I thinking? Of course you made that yourself. Cause it's in the rules that you have to fold your own plane.","text_w_direction":"Well, what am I thinking? Of course you made that yourself. Cause it's in the rules that you have to fold your own plane.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53578,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Of course.","text_w_direction":"Of course.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53579,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"Kevin, did you make that yourself?","text_w_direction":"Kevin, did you make that yourself?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53580,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Yes. In a way. From one that I bought on Craigslist.","text_w_direction":"Yes. In a way. From one that I bought on Craigslist.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53581,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh man.","text_w_direction":"Oh man.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53582,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I call for a refold!","text_w_direction":"I call for a refold!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53583,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53584,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Really? Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Really? [to Dwight] Thank you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53585,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"This is flatter.","text_w_direction":"This is flatter.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53586,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"It's a piece of paper. You fold it into an airplane.","text_w_direction":"It's a piece of paper. You fold it into an airplane.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53587,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"Ok, that's enough. This is the end of the ring now. You have to pick one.","text_w_direction":"Ok, that's enough. This is the end of the ring now. You have to pick one.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53588,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"I can't. I love them all too much. And, none of them fly. So that makes it harder.","text_w_direction":"I can't. I love them all too much. And, none of them fly. So that makes it harder.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53589,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"You have to choose one now.","text_w_direction":"You have to choose one now.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53590,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"Fine.","text_w_direction":"Fine. [throws plane, doesn't fly]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53591,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"Angela advances.","text_w_direction":"Angela advances.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53592,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Nice.","text_w_direction":"Nice.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53593,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Whoo!","text_w_direction":"[clapping] Whoo!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53594,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Was Dwight rooting for me? Hmm. I hadn't noticed.","text_w_direction":"Was Dwight rooting for me? Hmm. I hadn't noticed.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53595,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"I'm not giving up. I'm going to keep making planes until one of them flies. Like Wilbur and Orville Redenbacher.","text_w_direction":"I'm not giving up. I'm going to keep making planes until one of them flies. Like Wilbur and Orville Redenbacher.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53596,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"An Earl Grey tea for the lady.","text_w_direction":"An Earl Grey tea for the lady.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53597,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, thank you. I acknowledge and appreciate that you went out of your way to get me tea.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thank you. I acknowledge and appreciate that you went out of your way to get me tea.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53598,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Thank you. I like being appreciated. But, to speak my truth, it wasn't out of the way because I felt like a tea anyway. So, one trip.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. I like being appreciated. But, to speak my truth, it wasn't out of the way because I felt like a tea anyway. So, one trip.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53599,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Well, to speak my truth, I switched to coffee in March. There's a new espresso machine. But I still acknowledge and appreciate the gesture.","text_w_direction":"Well, to speak my truth, I switched to coffee in March. There's a new espresso machine. But I still acknowledge and appreciate the gesture.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53600,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Director","text":"We are rolling and...action!","text_w_direction":"We are rolling and...action!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53601,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"This video is to demonstrate the HPRDC chemical handling protocols. These protocols could save you from severe injury, even death.","text_w_direction":"[Happily] This video is to demonstrate the HPRDC chemical handling protocols. These protocols could save you from severe injury, even death.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53602,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Producer","text":"Ok, um, stop. Um, why are you smiling so much?","text_w_direction":"Ok, um, stop. Um, why are you smiling so much?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53603,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Just made a character choice to be a scientist who really likes what he does and enjoys his job.","text_w_direction":"Just made a character choice to be a scientist who really likes what he does and enjoys his job.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53604,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Director","text":"Ok, well maybe no smiling on this one.","text_w_direction":"Ok, well maybe no smiling on this one.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53605,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"So how do you want, how should I do it?","text_w_direction":"So how do you want, how should I do it?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53606,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Director","text":"I don't know, just like you're reporting the news or something. Ok?","text_w_direction":"I don't know, just like you're reporting the news or something. Ok?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53607,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"This video is to demonstrate the HPRDC chemical handling protocols.","text_w_direction":"[ridiculous news voice] This video is to demonstrate the HPRDC chemical handling protocols.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53608,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Director","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53609,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"It's Tom Brokaw, it's a newscaster.","text_w_direction":"It's Tom Brokaw, it's a newscaster.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53610,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Director","text":"Who was that?","text_w_direction":"Who was that?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53611,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Tom Brokaw!","text_w_direction":"Tom Brokaw!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53612,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Come on Clark!","text_w_direction":"Come on Clark!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53613,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Come on Clark.","text_w_direction":"Come on Clark. [Clark throws plane, Erin throws plane it goes much farther]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53614,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Whoa!","text_w_direction":"Whoa!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53615,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah! Oh! Eat it piggy! Eat it! Oink oink oink oink!","text_w_direction":"Yeah! Oh! Eat it piggy! Eat it! Oink oink oink oink!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53616,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Clark","text":"We've still gotta work together, so we should keep it civil.","text_w_direction":"We've still gotta work together, so we should keep it civil.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53617,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"I can't hear what you said. You got your slop?","text_w_direction":"[Snorts and grunts] I can't hear what you said. [snorting, grunting] You got your slop? [Squeals]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53618,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Clark","text":"You know what, this is completely unnecessary. You already won...","text_w_direction":"You know what, this is completely unnecessary. You already won...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53619,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pete","text":"Erin! Erin! Just stop.","text_w_direction":"Erin! Erin! Just stop.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53620,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53621,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pete","text":"Relax.","text_w_direction":"Relax.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53622,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"Next up we have Dwight and Phyllis.","text_w_direction":"Next up we have Dwight and Phyllis.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53623,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration","text":"You can do it baby!","text_w_direction":"You can do it baby!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53624,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"No you can't baby! Good luck.","text_w_direction":"No you can't baby! [to Dwight, whispers] Good luck.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53625,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Watch and learn.","text_w_direction":"Watch and learn.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53626,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53627,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Group","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53628,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"Dwight defeats Phyllis, Dwight you are through to the semi-finals.","text_w_direction":"Dwight defeats Phyllis, Dwight you are through to the semi-finals.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53629,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53630,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Whoo!","text_w_direction":"Whoo!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53631,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, Esther.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Esther.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53632,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Esther","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53633,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"What are you- You're here early.","text_w_direction":"What are you- [Esther kisses him] You're here early.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53634,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Esther","text":"Yeah, I plucked the chickens extra fast cause I knew I was seeing you tonight. There might just be a little feather in your nuggets or a little bit of meat inside of your pillow.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I plucked the chickens extra fast cause I knew I was seeing you tonight. There might just be a little feather in your nuggets or a little bit of meat inside of your pillow.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53635,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"I like a little feather in my nuggets.","text_w_direction":"I like a little feather in my nuggets. [both laugh]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53636,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"Alright ladies and gentlemen, we are down to the final four. Dwight, Erin, Angela and god only knows how, but Toby. One of you will walk away with two thousand dollars.","text_w_direction":"Alright ladies and gentlemen, we are down to the final four. Dwight, Erin, Angela and god only knows how, but Toby. One of you will walk away with two thousand dollars.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53637,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53638,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Director","text":"Ok here you have just knocked over the beaker, the chemicals splashed in your eye.","text_w_direction":"Ok here you have just knocked over the beaker, the chemicals splashed in your eye.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53639,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Which is insanely painful.","text_w_direction":"Which is insanely painful.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53640,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Director","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53641,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"And I've already picked a few childhood memories to tap in to, to really express that pain.","text_w_direction":"And I've already picked a few childhood memories to tap in to, to really express that pain.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53642,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Director","text":"That's great. So what you're gonna do then is come over here to the eye washing station and then just kinda flush out your eyes. You know, get the chemicals out. Alright?","text_w_direction":"That's great. So what you're gonna do then is come over here to the eye washing station and then just kinda flush out your eyes. You know, get the chemicals out. Alright?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53643,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"So I just lean over this thing and then you'll add the water special effect later?","text_w_direction":"So I just lean over this thing and then you'll add the water special effect later?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53644,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Director","text":"What water special effect?","text_w_direction":"What water special effect?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53645,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Producer","text":"Yeah, yeah just hold your lids open with one hand and let the stream bathe your eyeballs.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, yeah just hold your lids open with one hand and let the stream bathe your eyeballs.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53646,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"I'm not comfortable doing my own stunts. I'll get nude if you want me to, I'll go full Lena Dunham but I-","text_w_direction":"I'm not comfortable doing my own stunts. I'll get nude if you want me to, I'll go full Lena Dunham but I-","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53647,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Director","text":"Dude, we don't need you to go nude, OK? So just do the eyewash, Ok? That's all we're asking.","text_w_direction":"Dude, we don't need you to go nude, OK? So just do the eyewash, Ok? That's all we're asking.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53648,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Darryl, what do I do?","text_w_direction":"Darryl, what do I do?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53649,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Hold up, I'm looking at my spit with a microscope.","text_w_direction":"Hold up, I'm looking at my spit with a microscope.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53650,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"They want me to use real water in the eye wash scene.","text_w_direction":"They want me to use real water in the eye wash scene.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53651,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"So?","text_w_direction":"So?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53652,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"I can't squirt stuff in my eyeball. I've never even used an eye dropper.","text_w_direction":"I can't squirt stuff in my eyeball. I've never even used an eye dropper.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53653,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Production Assistant","text":"So Andy, so you know how to use this. You step on the pedal, water squirts in your eyes.","text_w_direction":"So Andy, so you know how to use this. You step on the pedal, water squirts in your eyes.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53654,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Carla! Carla!","text_w_direction":"Carla! Carla!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53655,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"It is time for a little T & A. I give you","text_w_direction":"It is time for a little T & A. I give you","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53656,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Oh my god! Oh my god. Ok it's your turn. [Toby crumples plane and steps aside.","text_w_direction":"[throws plane far] Oh my god! Oh my god. Ok it's your turn. [Toby crumples plane and steps aside.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53657,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"Well, Angela is the winner.","text_w_direction":"Well, Angela is the winner.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53658,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53659,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Esther","text":"Is there a reason that we're excited for that little woman?","text_w_direction":"[to Dwight] Is there a reason that we're excited for that little woman?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53660,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes. I pity her. She was recently in a situation where she could have had it all, and instead she lost everything.","text_w_direction":"Yes. I pity her. She was recently in a situation where she could have had it all, and instead she lost everything.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53661,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Esther","text":"Oh. Is she a gambler?","text_w_direction":"Oh. Is she a gambler?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53662,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"In a way. But not in a stand up and cheer kind of way, like the song.","text_w_direction":"In a way. But not in a stand up and cheer kind of way, like the song.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53663,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Esther","text":"Hmm. That is sad.","text_w_direction":"Hmm. That is sad.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53664,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Carla Fern","text":"Andy! If you don't stick your eyes in that machine, I'm going to call every production in North Eastern Pennsylvania. You won't even make an appearance on a security camera!","text_w_direction":"[grabs Andy by the cheeks] Andy! If you don't stick your eyes in that machine, I'm going to call every production in North Eastern Pennsylvania. You won't even make an appearance on a security camera! [Andy starts to cry]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53665,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Producer","text":"What's the hold up here?","text_w_direction":"What's the hold up here?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53666,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Director","text":"The actor's crying.","text_w_direction":"The actor's crying.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53667,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Producer","text":"Oh god.","text_w_direction":"Oh god.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53668,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"She yelled at me. I can't wash my eyeball. I can't do that. I can't.","text_w_direction":"She yelled at me. I can't wash my eyeball. I can't do that. I can't.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53669,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Andy Bernard can't squirt water in his eye and act like it doesn't freak him out. But you know who can? Older Male Lab Assistant Number One.","text_w_direction":"Andy Bernard can't squirt water in his eye and act like it doesn't freak him out. But you know who can? Older Male Lab Assistant Number One.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53670,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Do you believe in me?","text_w_direction":"Do you believe in me?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53671,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"I believe I want to go home.","text_w_direction":"I believe I want to go home.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53672,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah! Ok! Beat that! Whoo! Ok.","text_w_direction":"[throws plane far] Yeah! Ok! Beat that! [Erin throws plane, loses, Dwight laughs] Whoo! Ok.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53673,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Dammit! Dammit, god. Sorry. Yeah I'm fine. I'm fine. I got mad. Cause I don't like losing. I'm just gonna- Sorry I'm mad! I'm mad, I'm really mad. I wanted to win. We were gonna win a lot of money, I was gonna buy you a sweater. It's stupid. Just the whole contest is stupid. That's how it feels.","text_w_direction":"Dammit! Dammit, god. [To Pete] Sorry. Yeah I'm fine. I'm fine. I got mad. Cause I don't like losing. I'm just gonna- Sorry I'm mad! I'm mad, I'm really mad. I wanted to win. We were gonna win a lot of money, I was gonna buy you a sweater. It's stupid. Just the whole contest is stupid. That's how it feels.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53674,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pete","text":"Yeah. Whoa!","text_w_direction":"Yeah. [Erin kicks box] Whoa!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53675,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Sorry I'm mad! I don't like losing! I thought I was going to win!","text_w_direction":"Sorry I'm mad! I don't like losing! I thought I was going to win!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53676,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pete","text":"Ok Hey hey hey, whoa.","text_w_direction":"Ok [tries to help her] Hey hey hey, whoa.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53677,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Erin","text":"Sorry. Sorry. I'm going to go upstairs and just...","text_w_direction":"Sorry. Sorry. I'm going to go upstairs and just...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53678,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, I made us a date to take my mom out to dinner to thank her for all that extra babysitting.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I made us a date to take my mom out to dinner to thank her for all that extra babysitting.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53679,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Well, you know how much I appreciate the opportunity to hang out with your mom more. So let me just put this in my calendar.","text_w_direction":"Well, you know how much I appreciate the opportunity to hang out with your mom more. So let me just put this in my calendar.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53680,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I acknowledge with gratitude that you are being kind and responsible enough to include it in your calendar.","text_w_direction":"I acknowledge with gratitude that you are being kind and responsible enough to include it in your calendar.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53681,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Thank you. Your mom is a treasure.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. Your mom is a treasure.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53682,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Well, I appreciate that some opportunities can be unpleasant-","text_w_direction":"Well, I appreciate that some opportunities can be unpleasant- [Jim's phone rings, he answers]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53683,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Hey that's work, hold on. Hey Wade, did Cole Hamels call back or what? Great. Good.","text_w_direction":"Hey that's work, hold on. Hey Wade, did Cole Hamels call back or what? Great. Good.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53684,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Uh, to speak my truth, I'd appreciate if you hung that up cause we were in the middle of a conversation. I appreciate the sacrifice.","text_w_direction":"Uh, to speak my truth, I'd appreciate if you hung that up cause we were in the middle of a conversation. [Jim hangs up phone] I appreciate the sacrifice.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53685,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Ok to speak my truth, that was a little sarcastic. I think that's a little unfair.","text_w_direction":"Ok to speak my truth, that was a little sarcastic. I think that's a little unfair.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53686,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Really? I've been putting the kids to bed by myself every night for a months. And you had to miss one phone call. Is that your truth, Jim? That's really your truth?","text_w_direction":"Really? I've been putting the kids to bed by myself every night for a months. And you had to miss one phone call. Is that your truth, Jim? That's really your truth?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53687,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I guess I will swallow my truth.","text_w_direction":"I guess I will swallow my truth.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53688,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Clark","text":"Are you guys high? Because if so, to speak my truth, I would appreciate the sacrifice of including me in some hits off your kind buds.","text_w_direction":"Are you guys high? Because if so, to speak my truth, I would appreciate the sacrifice of including me in some hits off your kind buds.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53689,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"We're not high.","text_w_direction":"We're not high.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53690,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I wish we'd started this exercise six months ago. My heart just feels so... blocked up.","text_w_direction":"I wish we'd started this exercise six months ago. My heart just feels so... blocked up.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53691,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Kevin","text":"The Mark 47 is ready for launch. Less paste.","text_w_direction":"The Mark 47 is ready for launch. [throws plane but it sticks to his hand] Less paste.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53692,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Director","text":"Here we go. Rolling and... action!","text_w_direction":"Here we go. Rolling and... action!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53693,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH!!","text_w_direction":"[doing eyewash] AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH!!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53694,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Director","text":"And cut. We can fix the sound in post.","text_w_direction":"And cut. We can fix the sound in post.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53695,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Producer","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53696,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"I can do a better one.","text_w_direction":"I can do a better one.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53697,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Producer","text":"That's fine, we'll move on.","text_w_direction":"That's fine, we'll move on.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53698,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"I said I can do a better one. Darryl...","text_w_direction":"I said I can do a better one. Darryl...","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53699,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Darryl","text":"Action!","text_w_direction":"Action!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53700,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"AHH! AHH! AHH!","text_w_direction":"[eyewashes again] AHH! AHH! AHH!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53701,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Carla Fern","text":"Kid can act!","text_w_direction":"Kid can act!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53702,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah! Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah! Yeah.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53703,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"Each contestant will throw two aeroplanes.","text_w_direction":"Each contestant will throw two aeroplanes.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53704,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"After you.","text_w_direction":"After you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53705,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Thank you. Oh god!","text_w_direction":"Thank you. [plane loops up and falls at her feet] Oh god!","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53706,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"Angela's first throw, terrible. Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Angela's first throw, terrible. Dwight.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53707,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh! Oh man! It slipped out of my hand, what a whiff. Ah, how'd that happen? God.","text_w_direction":"[fake throws and drops plane] Oh! Oh man! It slipped out of my hand, what a whiff. Ah, how'd that happen? God. [Angela smiles]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53708,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Esther","text":"We want you to win. Dwight told me about your situation. It's such a pity. Use the money wisely.","text_w_direction":"We want you to win. Dwight told me about your situation. It's such a pity. Use the money wisely. [Angela looks disgusted]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53709,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Dwight","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53710,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Don't you dare tank this.","text_w_direction":"Don't you dare tank this. [Dwight throws plane far, Angela fake throws and drops her plane]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53711,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Nellie","text":"And we have a winner. And it's Dwight. And it is everyone because this is over.","text_w_direction":"And we have a winner. And it's Dwight. And it is everyone because this is over.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53712,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Creed","text":"Two grand huh? I know a guy who can turn that into eight hundred dollars. And it's me.","text_w_direction":"Two grand huh? I know a guy who can turn that into eight hundred dollars. And it's me.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53713,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"Well, I guess you needed the money more than me huh? Use it wisely.","text_w_direction":"[To Esther] Well, I guess you needed the money more than me huh? Use it wisely.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53714,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Angela","text":"I was disappointed in Dwight today. He showed a weakness that was unbecoming. Even if he did do it for me. I don't need pity and I don't need charity. I have my dignity and that's enough. And as long as I have that, I'll be ok.","text_w_direction":"I was disappointed in Dwight today. He showed a weakness that was unbecoming. Even if he did do it for me. I don't need pity and I don't need charity. I have my dignity and that's enough. And as long as I have that, I'll be ok.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53715,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I know this was really weird, and it was really hard. But I think we're making progress. So I'm really sorry that I have to go but let's keep at this. Ok?","text_w_direction":"I know this was really weird, and it was really hard. But I think we're making progress. So I'm really sorry that I have to go but let's keep at this. Ok?","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53716,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Ok.","text_w_direction":"Ok. [intense moment where Jim leaves and Pam seems conflicted. She notices his umbrella and runs out to follow him]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53717,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Jim!","text_w_direction":"Jim! [hands him umbrella]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53718,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53719,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Alright, have a good trip.","text_w_direction":"Alright, have a good trip.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53720,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Bye.","text_w_direction":"Bye.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53721,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"Bye.","text_w_direction":"Bye. [walks away]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53722,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"Hey! I...","text_w_direction":"Hey! [Runs after her and looks into her eyes] I... [hugs her tightly, Pam doesn't hug back]","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53723,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pastor","text":"Love suffers long and is kind. It is not proud. Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Love never fails. And now these three remain","text_w_direction":"[Flashback to Jim & Pam's wedding] Love suffers long and is kind. It is not proud. Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Love never fails. [Pam hugs Jim back finally] And now these three remain","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53724,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Pam","text":"I love you.","text_w_direction":"I love you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53725,"season":9,"episode":20,"episode_name":"Paper Airplane","director":"Jesse Peretz","writer":"Halsted Sullivan;Warren Lieberstein","character":"Jim","text":"I love you.","text_w_direction":"I love you.","imdb_rating":8,"total_votes":1482,"air_date":"2013-04-25"}
{"index":53726,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"I'm taking some time off from work—well, my other work—because we needed it.","text_w_direction":"I'm taking some time off from work—well, my other work—because we needed it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53727,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"It's great.","text_w_direction":"It's great.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53728,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"It's great.","text_w_direction":"It's great.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53729,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"The phone has been ringing off the hook. The guys in Philly are kind of going nuts.","text_w_direction":"The phone has been ringing off the hook. The guys in Philly are kind of going nuts.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53730,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"But that doesn't matter. This does. It's the only thing that matters. We've had some really nice days together.","text_w_direction":"But that doesn't matter. This does. It's the only thing that matters. We've had some really nice days together.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53731,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Nice morning, too.","text_w_direction":"Nice morning, too.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53732,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Beesly! Oh, my god.","text_w_direction":"Beesly! Oh, my god.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53733,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Hey. Which tie makes me look like a guy who likes sofas? My agent's putting me up for a furniture commercial.","text_w_direction":"Hey. Which tie makes me look like a guy who likes sofas? My agent's putting me up for a furniture commercial.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53734,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Ah, definitely blue.","text_w_direction":"Ah, definitely blue.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53735,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Totally, right? So, Big Tuna, what's up? Back in the small pond?","text_w_direction":"Totally, right? So, Big Tuna, what's up? Back in the small pond?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53736,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"For now, yeah. I was spreading myself way too thin—","text_w_direction":"For now, yeah. I was spreading myself way too thin—","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53737,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Thin-sliced tuna. Carpaccio. Go on.","text_w_direction":"Thin-sliced tuna. Carpaccio. Go on.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53738,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, well, it took me a while, but I finally realized that I can't give 100% to two things at once you know.","text_w_direction":"Uh, well, it took me a while, but I finally realized that I can't give 100% to two things at once you know.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53739,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Tell me about it, you know? I've been trying to act and manage this branch. Half the time I don't know if I'm wearing my stage makeup or my work makeup.","text_w_direction":"Tell me about it, you know? I've been trying to act and manage this branch. Half the time I don't know if I'm wearing my stage makeup or my work makeup.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53740,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Huh. Well, you know, you can't have everything so you gotta ask yourself what makes you the happiest. You just go all in for what's most important. That's my new thing.","text_w_direction":"Huh. Well, you know, you can't have everything so you gotta ask yourself what makes you the happiest. You just go all in for what's most important. That's my new thing.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53741,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Oscar","text":"Is everything ok?","text_w_direction":"[noticing Angela looking very unkempt] Is everything ok?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53742,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"No. Everything is not okay. The county took my cats.","text_w_direction":"No. Everything is not okay. The county took my cats.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53743,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Kevin","text":"Wait, all of them?","text_w_direction":"Wait, all of them?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53744,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"Two sacks' worth. Apparently my apartment complex has rules about how many pets are too many for a studio. And while I was out picking Phillip up from daycare, they came. They came into my house.","text_w_direction":"Two sacks' worth. Apparently my apartment complex has rules about how many pets are too many for a studio. And while I was out picking Phillip up from daycare, they came. They came into my house.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53745,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Oscar","text":"That's—that's awful, Angela. I'm so sorry.","text_w_direction":"That's—that's awful, Angela. I'm so sorry.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53746,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"It's the that lives downstairs. She's this uptight, judgmental shrew. You know the type.","text_w_direction":"It's the [bleep] that lives downstairs. She's this uptight, judgmental shrew. You know the type.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53747,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Kevin","text":"I've never met anyone like that.","text_w_direction":"I've never met anyone like that.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53748,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"And they're gone. And I have no one left. Without my cats, I am utterly and completely alone.","text_w_direction":"And they're gone. And I have no one left. Without my cats, I am utterly and completely alone.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53749,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Oscar","text":"Angela, you still have your son.","text_w_direction":"Angela, you still have your son.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53750,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"I guess.","text_w_direction":"I guess.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53751,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Attention, everyone. May I have your attention? There are four new deadly weapons in this office. Basher, Thrasher, Crasher and—","text_w_direction":"Attention, everyone. May I have your attention? There are four new deadly weapons in this office. [kicking and punching] Basher, Thrasher, Crasher and—","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53752,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Smasher!","text_w_direction":"Smasher!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53753,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Smasher? No, where'd you get that? Fireball. This morning after hours of combat with some of the city's best teenagers I earned my black belt in Goju Ryu martial arts.","text_w_direction":"Smasher? No, where'd you get that? Fireball. This morning after hours of combat with some of the city's best teenagers I earned my black belt in Goju Ryu martial arts.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53754,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"I had to find a new dojo after sensei Ira and I parted ways. My new sensei, sensei Billy, thought I had more than enough training to take the test. Turns out, sensei Ira was a bit of a shyster. Sensei Billy says most students don't spend $150,000 over 20 years to get their black belt.","text_w_direction":"I had to find a new dojo after sensei Ira and I parted ways. My new sensei, sensei Billy, thought I had more than enough training to take the test. Turns out, sensei Ira was a bit of a shyster. Sensei Billy says most students don't spend $150,000 over 20 years to get their black belt.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53755,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"I would like to invite you all to my black belt ceremony, right here in the office at lunch, lunch not provided.","text_w_direction":"I would like to invite you all to my black belt ceremony, right here in the office at lunch, lunch not provided.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53756,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Fireball!","text_w_direction":"Fireball!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53757,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Ah! That's how it's done.","text_w_direction":"Ah! [throws punch] That's how it's done.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53758,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"That's pretty good. I feel safe.","text_w_direction":"That's pretty good. I feel safe.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53759,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"David Wallace","text":"Hey, Erin. Is Andy in?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Erin. Is Andy in?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53760,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, is Andy in? Sorry, I thought you said \"is Indian\" and was like, \"Is Indian what?\" Is Indian food good? Is Indian jewelry pretty? Is Indian hair an expensive kind of wig? Yes, to all three, by the way.","text_w_direction":"Oh, is Andy in? Sorry, I thought you said \"is Indian\" and was like, \"Is Indian what?\" Is Indian food good? Is Indian jewelry pretty? Is Indian hair an expensive kind of wig? Yes, to all three, by the way.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53761,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Erin","text":"Lately, I've been having a lot of trouble keeping track of Andy's calendar. His student film audition schedule is crazy hectic.","text_w_direction":"Lately, I've been having a lot of trouble keeping track of Andy's calendar. His student film audition schedule is crazy hectic.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53762,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Erin","text":"Yes, there's Andy! Andy is in. I'm a good receptionist, I know he's in.","text_w_direction":"Yes, there's Andy! Andy is in. I'm a good receptionist, I know he's in.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53763,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"David Walrus, in his native habitat.","text_w_direction":"David Walrus, in his native habitat.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53764,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"David Wallace","text":"Hey, Andy. Can we go in your office and talk?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Andy. Can we go in your office and talk?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53765,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53766,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"David Wallace","text":"This isn't going to be an easy conversation. I told Andy that he was on very thin ice when he snuck away from three months to the Caribbean. Then last week he used company money to buy a top-of-the-line photo printer. In his words, \"The kind that's good for head shots.\" And yesterday, he asked me to pay for cheek implants. Claimed it's gonna boost office morale. Now, he's a good guy. But honestly, at some point, the ice gets too thin and you fall through. And that is when you get fired.","text_w_direction":"This isn't going to be an easy conversation. I told Andy that he was on very thin ice when he snuck away from three months to the Caribbean. Then last week he used company money to buy a top-of-the-line photo printer. In his words, \"The kind that's good for head shots.\" And yesterday, he asked me to pay for cheek implants. Claimed it's gonna boost office morale. Now, he's a good guy. But honestly, at some point, the ice gets too thin and you fall through. And that is when you get fired.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53767,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"David Wallace","text":"Andy—","text_w_direction":"Andy—","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53768,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"I'm gonna stop you right there. David, this documentary is going to air in two weeks. I feel like it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to pursue my dream.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna stop you right there. David, this documentary is going to air in two weeks. I feel like it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to pursue my dream.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53769,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"David Wallace","text":"Uh-huh, but—","text_w_direction":"Uh-huh, but—","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53770,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Every minute that I spend here is time not spent making audition videos for reality dating, cooking or singing shows. I got a real shot here. And I'll never be able to forgive myself if I blew it because I was too focused on my stupid paper company job. No offense.","text_w_direction":"Every minute that I spend here is time not spent making audition videos for reality dating, cooking or singing shows. I got a real shot here. And I'll never be able to forgive myself if I blew it because I was too focused on my stupid paper company job. No offense.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53771,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"David Wallace","text":"So you think you've been too focused on your job?","text_w_direction":"So you think you've been too focused on your job?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53772,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"At my last head shot sitting, I was so distracted wondering what I was missing at work that I came across totally manic. And I was going for zany.","text_w_direction":"At my last head shot sitting, I was so distracted wondering what I was missing at work that I came across totally manic. And I was going for zany.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53773,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"David Wallace","text":"So you—you want to quit Dunder Mifflin to pursue acting?","text_w_direction":"So you—you want to quit Dunder Mifflin to pursue acting?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53774,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Well, no, actually. I see no reason to limit myself to just acting. I am pursuing fame of any kind. Could be singing, could be dancing. I don't—it just... I owe it to myself and my future fans.","text_w_direction":"Well, no, actually. I see no reason to limit myself to just acting. I am pursuing fame of any kind. Could be singing, could be dancing. I don't—it just... I owe it to myself and my future fans.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53775,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"David Wallace","text":"Uh, well, I guess I can't stand in the way of a man's dream. And it seems like you have the gift.","text_w_direction":"Uh, well, I guess I can't stand in the way of a man's dream. And it seems like you have the gift.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53776,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Thank you, David.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, David.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53777,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"David Wallace","text":"There's probably no way I can talk you into staying at this point, can I?","text_w_direction":"There's probably no way I can talk you into staying at this point, can I?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53778,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Nope. I have made up my mind. I'm really sorry.","text_w_direction":"Nope. I have made up my mind. I'm really sorry.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53779,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"David Wallace","text":"Well, good luck.","text_w_direction":"Well, good luck.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53780,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Thank you. Not gonna need it.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. Not gonna need it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53781,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"David Wallace","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53782,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"David Wallace","text":"Well that kind of worked out.","text_w_direction":"Well that kind of worked out.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53783,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Creed","text":"I think just anybody could be a star. My postman, the night janitor here, but Andy? No, definitely not. Charisma black hole.","text_w_direction":"I think just anybody could be a star. My postman, the night janitor here, but Andy? No, definitely not. Charisma black hole.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53784,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, Clark. I'm actually here today. Surprise! So I was wondering if I could maybe have my desk back.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Clark. I'm actually here today. Surprise! So I was wondering if I could maybe have my desk back.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53785,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Clark","text":"Right. Yeah. But, you know, I've actually been working pretty hard here on a daily basis. So, I kind of feel like I've earned this. I mean, you know?","text_w_direction":"Right. Yeah. But, you know, I've actually been working pretty hard here on a daily basis. So, I kind of feel like I've earned this. I mean, you know?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53786,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"You totally have. You have earned this. But maybe I could be with my wife. Kind of the whole reason that I'm here.","text_w_direction":"You totally have. You have earned this. But maybe I could be with my wife. Kind of the whole reason that I'm here.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53787,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Clark","text":"Right. Well, I'm here to sell paper.","text_w_direction":"Right. Well, I'm here to sell paper.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53788,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53789,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Clark","text":"All right, Jim, look, I just got made junior salesman. Right? And—and Wallace is here today. And I don't him to just think of me as a customer service rep that sits in the annex. I mean, you can get that, right? Right? And what do you need more face time with Wallace for? You trying to get a second second job here?","text_w_direction":"All right, Jim, look, I just got made junior salesman. Right? And—and Wallace is here today. And I don't him to just think of me as a customer service rep that sits in the annex. I mean, you can get that, right? Right? And what do you need more face time with Wallace for? You trying to get a second second job here?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53790,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"it's okay. You can sit in the annex.","text_w_direction":"it's okay. You can sit in the annex.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53791,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53792,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"I'll come visit you.","text_w_direction":"I'll come visit you.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53793,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Okay. The annex it is. I'll be sitting at your desk if that's okay with you.","text_w_direction":"Okay. The annex it is. I'll be sitting at your desk if that's okay with you.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53794,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Clark","text":"That's fine with me. But be careful, it is very easy to get lost in Pete's beautiful, dead eyes.","text_w_direction":"That's fine with me. But be careful, it is very easy to get lost in Pete's beautiful, dead eyes.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53795,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Everyone, a little breaking news for ya. Just had a little chat with David Wallace. And, um, I'm taking a leave of absence from Dunder Mifflin, forever.","text_w_direction":"Everyone, a little breaking news for ya. Just had a little chat with David Wallace. And, um, I'm taking a leave of absence from Dunder Mifflin, forever.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53796,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Oscar","text":"I can't say we didn't see it coming. But it's a sad day when anybody is fired. We're so sorry, Andy.","text_w_direction":"I can't say we didn't see it coming. But it's a sad day when anybody is fired. We're so sorry, Andy.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53797,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"David Wallace","text":"Uh, uh, uh, uh, Andy was not fired.","text_w_direction":"Uh, uh, uh, uh, Andy was not fired.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53798,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"I wasn't fired. What are you talking about? I'm fired up, yes. Guys, I'm—I'm leaving to pursue my lifelong dream of being famous.","text_w_direction":"I wasn't fired. What are you talking about? I'm fired up, yes. Guys, I'm—I'm leaving to pursue my lifelong dream of being famous.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53799,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, Andy.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Andy.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53800,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, so, I'll see you on the red carpet. See, that's how it works.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, so, I'll see you on the red carpet. See, that's how it works.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53801,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Phyllis","text":"Andy sings beautifully. And he's really good at dancing. He's a good speaker. But there's just something there you don't want to look at.","text_w_direction":"Andy sings beautifully. And he's really good at dancing. He's a good speaker. But there's just something there you don't want to look at.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53802,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, how am I doing as your desk mate, by the way? You probably miss Clark.","text_w_direction":"Hey, how am I doing as your desk mate, by the way? You probably miss Clark.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53803,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pete","text":"Yeah, a little bit.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, a little bit.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53804,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, wow. But, um—Oh, I get that.","text_w_direction":"Oh, wow. But, um—Oh, I get that.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53805,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pete","text":"Oh, no, no, no. No it's cool.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, no, no. No it's cool.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53806,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"I get it.","text_w_direction":"I get it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53807,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pete","text":"It's cool, man. I'm sure you and I will have our own thing.","text_w_direction":"It's cool, man. I'm sure you and I will have our own thing.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53808,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. Definitely. Go Phillies, right. You don't watch baseball. I keep forgetting that.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Definitely. Go Phillies, right. You don't watch baseball. I keep forgetting that.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53809,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Darryl","text":"I just think you're going into this a little fast.","text_w_direction":"I just think you're going into this a little fast.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53810,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"I'm 38, Darryl, how much slower should I go?","text_w_direction":"I'm 38, Darryl, how much slower should I go?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53811,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Darryl","text":"Show business is cold. Let's say you get a job, which you probably won't. They're not gonna cut you any slack. You're meant for a job with lots and lots of slack.","text_w_direction":"Show business is cold. Let's say you get a job, which you probably won't. They're not gonna cut you any slack. You're meant for a job with lots and lots of slack.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53812,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"All right. I get it.","text_w_direction":"All right. I get it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53813,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"The male is a funny species. We don't just tell each other how we feel, that's chick stuff. So instead of saying, \"Hey, Andy, I love you, man. I don't want you to leave.\" You say something like, \"Hey, Andy, you're making the worst mistake of your life. You're not talented.\" Well... right back at you, Darryl.","text_w_direction":"The male is a funny species. We don't just tell each other how we feel, that's chick stuff. So instead of saying, \"Hey, Andy, I love you, man. I don't want you to leave.\" You say something like, \"Hey, Andy, you're making the worst mistake of your life. You're not talented.\" Well... right back at you, Darryl.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53814,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"I'm gonna miss you too. Mmm!","text_w_direction":"[hugs Darryl] I'm gonna miss you too. Mmm!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53815,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Stanley","text":"Andy's from the generation that thinks they should all be famous. What happened to the generation that knew you shut up, did your work, and died quietly from a heart attack?","text_w_direction":"Andy's from the generation that thinks they should all be famous. What happened to the generation that knew you shut up, did your work, and died quietly from a heart attack?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53816,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Kevin","text":"Could Andy make it as an entertainer? I don't know. You know who's really funny? This bird, in the park, that can't fly right. I'd pay to see him. But I don't have to cause the park is free!","text_w_direction":"Could Andy make it as an entertainer? I don't know. You know who's really funny? This bird, in the park, that can't fly right. I'd pay to see him. But I don't have to cause the park is free!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53817,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Sensei","text":"I will now perform the ceremonial changing of the belts.","text_w_direction":"I will now perform the ceremonial changing of the belts.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53818,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"He will now perform the ceremonial changing of the belts!","text_w_direction":"He will now perform the ceremonial changing of the belts!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53819,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Sensei","text":"It's not a large room, I think they heard me.","text_w_direction":"It's not a large room, I think they heard me.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53820,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Take my belt, master. I now submit to you every part of myself.","text_w_direction":"Take my belt, master. I now submit to you every part of myself. [thrusts hips at Ira]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53821,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Sensei","text":"That's really ok. I'm mostly focused on the belt here.","text_w_direction":"That's really ok. I'm mostly focused on the belt here.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53822,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Just slip it off my—Slip it off my hips.","text_w_direction":"Just slip it off my—Slip it off my hips.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53823,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Sensei","text":"Hold it—Take a step back. Take a step back. Okay, okay. I can't—I can't do this if you're gonna be thrusting like that, okay? I think we're gonna have to cut this off.","text_w_direction":"Hold it—Take a step back. Take a step back. [they bow, then Dwight thrusts again] Okay, okay. I can't—I can't do this if you're gonna be thrusting like that, okay? I think we're gonna have to cut this off.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53824,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"He will now perform the ceremonial cutting-off-of-the-belt.","text_w_direction":"He will now perform the ceremonial cutting-off-of-the-belt.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53825,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"Dwight has been practicing karate for years. When we were dating, I would help him with his strength training. He would strap me to his chest in a baby Bjorn made for fat children and do lunges across the farm. It felt like I was flying.","text_w_direction":"Dwight has been practicing karate for years. When we were dating, I would help him with his strength training. He would strap me to his chest in a baby Bjorn made for fat children and do lunges across the farm. It felt like I was flying.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53826,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"There it is.","text_w_direction":"There it is. [everyone applauds]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53827,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Sensei","text":"Congratulations.","text_w_direction":"Congratulations.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53828,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"We did it, we did it. I love you.","text_w_direction":"We did it, we did it. I love you.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53829,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Sensei","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53830,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Thanks. I will now perform my final kata forms. You're gonna watch me right?","text_w_direction":"Thanks. I will now perform my final kata forms. You're gonna watch me right?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53831,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Sensei","text":"Yes, I will.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I will. [Dwight starts doing karate]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53832,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Sensei, you're not watching.","text_w_direction":"Sensei, you're not watching.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53833,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Sensei","text":"Yeah, I'm watching. Just do it.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I'm watching. Just do it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53834,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Watching?","text_w_direction":"Watching?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53835,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Sensei","text":"I'm watching.","text_w_direction":"I'm watching.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53836,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Watch this part, okay?","text_w_direction":"Watch this part, okay?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53837,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"David Wallace","text":"Sensei, do you generally do house calls like this?","text_w_direction":"Sensei, do you generally do house calls like this?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53838,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Sensei","text":"Uh, you can just call me Billy. And no. No, but Dwight insisted. He wanted to receive his black belt in the place he loves most in the world.","text_w_direction":"Uh, you can just call me Billy. And no. No, but Dwight insisted. He wanted to receive his black belt in the place he loves most in the world.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53839,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"David Wallace","text":"He said that? He's an odd guy, isn't he?","text_w_direction":"He said that? He's an odd guy, isn't he?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53840,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Sensei","text":"Yes. Irritating, also yes. But I gotta hand it to him, he's one of the most tenacious and determined men I've ever met.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Irritating, also yes. But I gotta hand it to him, he's one of the most tenacious and determined men I've ever met. [Dwight finishes his routines and everyone applauds]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53841,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Esther","text":"Oh! I'm am so proud of you, Schru-berry blue.","text_w_direction":"Oh! I'm am so proud of you, Schru-berry blue.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53842,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"I really felt like I almost lost her, and—and nothing is worth that.","text_w_direction":"I really felt like I almost lost her, and—and nothing is worth that.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53843,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"David Wallace","text":"Well, I gotta tell you, Jim, a lot of guys in my circle? They wouldn't even change their golf schedule to shore up their marriage let alone their professional goals.","text_w_direction":"Well, I gotta tell you, Jim, a lot of guys in my circle? They wouldn't even change their golf schedule to shore up their marriage let alone their professional goals.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53844,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Clark","text":"Dude, there is no way that Jim is just back here to hang out with Pam.","text_w_direction":"Dude, there is no way that Jim is just back here to hang out with Pam.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53845,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"You did not just say that! You don't know Pam. She is really cool.","text_w_direction":"You did not just say that! You don't know Pam. She is really cool.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53846,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Clark","text":"All I'm saying is, forget about my chair. He wants the manager's chair. And I thought you wanted that job.","text_w_direction":"All I'm saying is, forget about my chair. He wants the manager's chair. And I thought you wanted that job.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53847,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, I did. But I made too many mistakes. It's out of my reach now. Besides, I think Jim would be a fine manager. I'd be happy to see Jim as manager.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I did. But I made too many mistakes. It's out of my reach now. Besides, I think Jim would be a fine manager. I'd be happy to see Jim as manager.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53848,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"David Wallace","text":"So, the reason that I called you in here is because Andy is moving on.","text_w_direction":"So, the reason that I called you in here is because Andy is moving on.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53849,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Again.","text_w_direction":"Again.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53850,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"David Wallace","text":"Again! And I'm looking for a new manager. And with his performance this year, I have been considering Dwight. Am I crazy?","text_w_direction":"Again! And I'm looking for a new manager. And with his performance this year, I have been considering Dwight. Am I crazy?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53851,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Not at all. It should be Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Not at all. It should be Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53852,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"David Wallace","text":"You sure?","text_w_direction":"You sure?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53853,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"You're gonna want to invest in a lot more liability insurance, but, uh—","text_w_direction":"You're gonna want to invest in a lot more liability insurance, but, uh—","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53854,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"David Wallace","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53855,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, if there is someone out there who loves paper more than Dwight, I definitely don't want to meet that person.","text_w_direction":"Hey, if there is someone out there who loves paper more than Dwight, I definitely don't want to meet that person.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53856,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Nellie","text":"Andy, we just wondered if we could have a word.","text_w_direction":"Andy, we just wondered if we could have a word.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53857,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"It's now or never.","text_w_direction":"It's now or never.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53858,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Nellie","text":"Well, we just had a quick question about this decision of yours. You know, to leave a stable job and pursue a career in the entertainment business. In your late 30s. With no savings to fall back on. And no real connections in that business, which can be competitive.","text_w_direction":"Well, we just had a quick question about this decision of yours. You know, to leave a stable job and pursue a career in the entertainment business. In your late 30s. With no savings to fall back on. And no real connections in that business, which can be competitive.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53859,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, sure. What's your question?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, sure. What's your question?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53860,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Kevin","text":"Our question is—it seems dumb.","text_w_direction":"Our question is—it seems dumb.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53861,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Well, it's better than sticking around here and half-assing it, right?","text_w_direction":"Well, it's better than sticking around here and half-assing it, right?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53862,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Nellie","text":"Of course. But what if you were to stay here, you know, and \"full-ass\" it? Um, really give it a go. Be the greatest manager in the history of this branch and in that way achieve the fame and immortality that you seek. Hmm?","text_w_direction":"Of course. But what if you were to stay here, you know, and \"full-ass\" it? Um, really give it a go. Be the greatest manager in the history of this branch and in that way achieve the fame and immortality that you seek. Hmm?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53863,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Nah. I like my plan better.","text_w_direction":"Nah. I like my plan better.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53864,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Kevin","text":"Well, Andy, your plan sucks, okay? Nobody is going to hire you ever. You're too character-y to be a lead and you're not fat enough to be a great character actor.","text_w_direction":"Well, Andy, your plan sucks, okay? Nobody is going to hire you ever. You're too character-y to be a lead and you're not fat enough to be a great character actor.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53865,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53866,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Oscar","text":"No, I don't think that he can make it as an actor. But, he also can't make it as an employee in an office, so why not go nuts with it?","text_w_direction":"No, I don't think that he can make it as an actor. But, he also can't make it as an employee in an office, so why not go nuts with it?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53867,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, are you still in charge of office supplies?","text_w_direction":"Hey, are you still in charge of office supplies?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53868,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Yes. Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53869,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"I seem to have sticky not emergency where I grab it on the wrong end, and this happens.","text_w_direction":"I seem to have sticky not emergency where I grab it on the wrong end, and this happens.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53870,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, boy. Um—","text_w_direction":"Oh, boy. Um—","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53871,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"If you could help me out, that would be—","text_w_direction":"If you could help me out, that would be—","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53872,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"I could give you some beginner stickies?","text_w_direction":"I could give you some beginner stickies?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53873,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Anything would help.","text_w_direction":"Anything would help.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53874,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Here you go.","text_w_direction":"Here you go.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53875,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, also, while you're at it, if you did have a salt packet, three tacks and some aspirin, that would be great. Oh, wow. You have that.","text_w_direction":"Oh, also, while you're at it, if you did have a salt packet, three tacks and some aspirin, that would be great. Oh, wow. You have that.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53876,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53877,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Wow, that's—","text_w_direction":"Wow, that's—","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53878,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"It's all yours.","text_w_direction":"It's all yours.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53879,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"You come so prepared. Aspirin.","text_w_direction":"You come so prepared. Aspirin.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53880,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"You wanna get rid of a headache, you sit on something sharp. Any sensei will tell you that.","text_w_direction":"You wanna get rid of a headache, you sit on something sharp. Any sensei will tell you that.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53881,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, congratulations on that black belt, man. It's really great.","text_w_direction":"Hey, congratulations on that black belt, man. It's really great.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53882,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you. So I saw you talking to Wallace earlier. Is he going to offer you the manager's job?","text_w_direction":"Thank you. So I saw you talking to Wallace earlier. Is he going to offer you the manager's job?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53883,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"No. He was maybe thinking of you for it.","text_w_direction":"No. He was maybe thinking of you for it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53884,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah, right. I'm afraid that ship has sailed.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, right. I'm afraid that ship has sailed.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53885,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"I wouldn't be too sure about that. Just saying.","text_w_direction":"I wouldn't be too sure about that. Just saying.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53886,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53887,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Well, hello.","text_w_direction":"Well, hello.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53888,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Big day for you.","text_w_direction":"Big day for you.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53889,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Big day for you.","text_w_direction":"Big day for you.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53890,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53891,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Love the belt.","text_w_direction":"Love the belt.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53892,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, yes.","text_w_direction":"Oh, yes.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53893,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"You know, I don't know anything about karate but I have broken a few boards in my day. Diving boards, at my family pool in Redding. I was an obese child. I never talk about that here, but Nard-dog's outta here, so letting it all hang out!","text_w_direction":"You know, I don't know anything about karate but I have broken a few boards in my day. Diving boards, at my family pool in Redding. I was an obese child. I never talk about that here, but Nard-dog's outta here, so letting it all hang out!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53894,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"This is exciting! You're finally gonna get to go out and flap your wings.","text_w_direction":"This is exciting! You're finally gonna get to go out and flap your wings.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53895,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Thank you, I appreciate that. ‘Cause a lot of people are saying I might not make it.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, I appreciate that. ‘Cause a lot of people are saying I might not make it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53896,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, I doubt you'll make it. Very few do who've tried to be a star. But, listen, you've saved up enough money to take a couple of years off to pursue your dream and have some fun, right?","text_w_direction":"Oh, I doubt you'll make it. Very few do who've tried to be a star. But, listen, you've saved up enough money to take a couple of years off to pursue your dream and have some fun, right?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53897,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"No, I just applied for more overdraft protection.","text_w_direction":"No, I just applied for more overdraft protection.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53898,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Andy, I have nothing to gain from getting you to stay, and everything to gain from you leaving. But please, I have known you for years, I have seen you perform. Dear god, don't quit your day job.","text_w_direction":"Andy, I have nothing to gain from getting you to stay, and everything to gain from you leaving. But please, I have known you for years, I have seen you perform. Dear god, don't quit your day job.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53899,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Nothing is impossible to him who will try. Alexander the Great, if he were cockney.","text_w_direction":"[cockney accent] Nothing is impossible to him who will try. [normal] Alexander the Great, if he were cockney.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53900,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"You're bad.","text_w_direction":"You're bad.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53901,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"I'm gonna make it. Every person that has been on Conan has a crazy story about how they made it. Every person.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna make it. Every person that has been on Conan has a crazy story about how they made it. Every person.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53902,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Erin. Honest Erin, cannot tell a lie. We lay together. That's something you can't take back.","text_w_direction":"Erin. Honest Erin, cannot tell a lie. We lay together. That's something you can't take back.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53903,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Erin","text":"So true. Is there a question, or are—what?","text_w_direction":"So true. Is there a question, or are—what?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53904,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Will you tell me bluntly, do you think I am making a terrible mistake quitting my job to become an actor?","text_w_direction":"Will you tell me bluntly, do you think I am making a terrible mistake quitting my job to become an actor?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53905,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Erin","text":"Bluntly? Yes. Huge mistake. Andy, honestly, I think you might become homeless. Or maybe even starve.","text_w_direction":"Bluntly? Yes. Huge mistake. Andy, honestly, I think you might become homeless. Or maybe even starve.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53906,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. [steps into conference room]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53907,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"David Wallace","text":"You can stay on as a salesman, Andy.","text_w_direction":"You can stay on as a salesman, Andy.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53908,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you. [leaves]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53909,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"David Wallace","text":"Dwight, could you come in here for a second, please?","text_w_direction":"Dwight, could you come in here for a second, please?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53910,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Say it again.","text_w_direction":"Say it again.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53911,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"David Wallace","text":"Will you be the new manager?","text_w_direction":"Will you be the new manager?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53912,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Where?","text_w_direction":"Where?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53913,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"David Wallace","text":"Where?","text_w_direction":"Where?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53914,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"What branch?","text_w_direction":"What branch?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53915,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"David Wallace","text":"Here. Scranton. Come on. Come on, Dwight. Get up. Let's go. It's good news.","text_w_direction":"Here. Scranton. [Dwight falls to his knees] Come on. Come on, Dwight. Get up. Let's go. It's good news.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53916,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm sorry. I've just waited for this moment my entire life. I mean, I was interim manager once, but then I shot that gun.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry. I've just waited for this moment my entire life. I mean, I was interim manager once, but then I shot that gun.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53917,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"David Wallace","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53918,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"But this isn't interim manager. No. It's Dwight K. Schrute... Manager.","text_w_direction":"But this isn't interim manager. No. It's Dwight K. Schrute... [pulls a business card out of his wallet] Manager.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53919,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"David Wallace","text":"Why do you already have this?","text_w_direction":"Why do you already have this?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53920,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"In case Michael or Andy ever got killed in a traffic accident and there was a trade show on the same day. You will not regret this decision, David.","text_w_direction":"In case Michael or Andy ever got killed in a traffic accident and there was a trade show on the same day. You will not regret this decision, David.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53921,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"David Wallace","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53922,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"I will never, ever let you down.","text_w_direction":"I will never, ever let you down.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53923,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"David Wallace","text":"I know, Dwight. I know. Okay. Okay. All righty. You're gonna do great.","text_w_direction":"I know, Dwight. I know. [reaches out to shake Dwight's hand, Dwight hugs him] Okay. Okay. All righty. You're gonna do great.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53924,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53925,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Wow, hey.","text_w_direction":"Wow, hey.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53926,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53927,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"What's up?","text_w_direction":"What's up?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53928,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Um, I have a question.","text_w_direction":"Um, I have a question.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53929,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53930,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, I had a question.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I had a question.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53931,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53932,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"I did!","text_w_direction":"I did!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53933,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, totally you did.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, totally you did.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53934,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Super important.","text_w_direction":"Super important.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53935,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"I need you to stay right here while you think about it.","text_w_direction":"I need you to stay right here while you think about it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53936,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53937,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"All right? I'm gonna wait.","text_w_direction":"All right? I'm gonna wait.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53938,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"All right. I did not come back here just to see you.","text_w_direction":"All right. I did not come back here just to see you.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53939,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"I'm sure you did not. What was your question?","text_w_direction":"I'm sure you did not. What was your question?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53940,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"I don't know, but it might take me a long time to figure it out.","text_w_direction":"I don't know, but it might take me a long time to figure it out.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53941,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Well, then, I should figure out things to do while I'm waiting.","text_w_direction":"Well, then, I should figure out things to do while I'm waiting.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53942,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Exactly.","text_w_direction":"Exactly.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53943,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, everybody, I changed my mind. Not leaving. I'm gonna stay on in sales.","text_w_direction":"Hey, everybody, I changed my mind. Not leaving. I'm gonna stay on in sales.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53944,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, thank god. Because sales could be your best role yet.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thank god. Because sales could be your best role yet.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53945,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Meredith","text":"Hey, good choice, man. Seriously. Don't want to see you in a p0rn next year.","text_w_direction":"Hey, good choice, man. Seriously. Don't want to see you in a p0rn next year.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53946,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53947,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Kevin","text":"Ooh, there's a great play about a salesman.","text_w_direction":"Ooh, there's a great play about a salesman.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53948,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Death of a salesman.","text_w_direction":"Death of a salesman.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53949,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Kevin","text":"I don't think so.","text_w_direction":"I don't think so.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53950,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Sure, ‘Death of a Salesman' by Arthur Miller, it's a great play about crushed dreams.","text_w_direction":"Sure, ‘Death of a Salesman' by Arthur Miller, it's a great play about crushed dreams.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53951,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Kevin","text":"No, this one was written by Spongebob Squarepants.","text_w_direction":"No, this one was written by Spongebob Squarepants.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53952,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Got any hot leads?","text_w_direction":"[sits at Dwight's desk] Got any hot leads?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53953,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pete","text":"See, so you just push from under, and turn it around, and boom. No the staple crimps outward.","text_w_direction":"See, so you just push from under, and turn it around, and boom. No the staple crimps outward.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53954,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Erin","text":"I had no idea. And here I've been stapling the same way for 20 years like a frickin' sheep.","text_w_direction":"I had no idea. And here I've been stapling the same way for 20 years like a frickin' sheep.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53955,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Look who's back.","text_w_direction":"Look who's back.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53956,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"I'm back. Oh, hey, look, and now it's like a double date.","text_w_direction":"I'm back. Oh, hey, look, and now it's like a double date.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53957,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pete","text":"Wow. Cause, uh","text_w_direction":"Wow. Cause, uh [gestures to him and Erin and then to Pam and Jim with sound effects]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53958,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Erin","text":"Actually, maybe we should go on a double date some time. That'd be fun.","text_w_direction":"Actually, maybe we should go on a double date some time. That'd be fun.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53959,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, we should do that for real sometime.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, we should do that for real sometime.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53960,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Erin","text":"Well, how about Thursday?","text_w_direction":"Well, how about Thursday?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53961,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, well, Thursday's tough, because of—","text_w_direction":"Oh, well, Thursday's tough, because of—","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53962,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Weeknights are actually tough just because—","text_w_direction":"Weeknights are actually tough just because—","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53963,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"They are.","text_w_direction":"They are.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53964,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"That's true, yeah.","text_w_direction":"That's true, yeah.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53965,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Erin","text":"Just forget it. Forget I said anything.","text_w_direction":"Just forget it. Forget I said anything.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53966,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"David Wallace","text":"Attention, everyone, just a quick announcement. Little reconfiguration to the staff. Dwight Schrute—","text_w_direction":"Attention, everyone, just a quick announcement. Little reconfiguration to the staff. Dwight Schrute—","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53967,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"David. Can I just do one thing while you're making this announcement and then I'll never, ever do it again?","text_w_direction":"David. Can I just do one thing while you're making this announcement and then I'll never, ever do it again?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53968,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"David Wallace","text":"I don't think so.","text_w_direction":"I don't think so.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53969,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"It's just one thing. Just let me—let me do this—","text_w_direction":"It's just one thing. Just let me—let me do this—","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53970,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"David Wallace","text":"Dwight, Dwight, Dwight. Come on—what I was about to say was Dwight— Oh, I'm sorry, I gotta—This'll be a second, sorry.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, Dwight, Dwight. Come on—what I was about to say was Dwight—[phone buzzes] Oh, I'm sorry, I gotta—This'll be a second, sorry.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53971,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Just wait and send it to voicemail.","text_w_direction":"Just wait and send it to voicemail.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53972,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"David Wallace","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53973,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Come on. Come on.","text_w_direction":"Come on. Come on.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53974,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"David Wallace","text":"Then we'll get him a new set of drums.","text_w_direction":"[on phone] Then we'll get him a new set of drums.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53975,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Dwight Schrute is manager!","text_w_direction":"[climbs up on desk] Dwight Schrute is manager! [everyone cheers and applauds]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53976,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Brava, brava.","text_w_direction":"Brava, brava.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53977,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Creed","text":"Creed Bratton is the new manager!","text_w_direction":"[from atop his desk] Creed Bratton is the new manager! [nobody responds]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53978,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"What's going on?","text_w_direction":"What's going on?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53979,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Kevin","text":"Dwight's the new manager. He freaking did it.","text_w_direction":"Dwight's the new manager. He freaking did it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53980,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"Congratulations, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"[hugs Dwight] Congratulations, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53981,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Pam.","text_w_direction":"Pam.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53982,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Congratulations, buddy.","text_w_direction":"[hugs Dwight] Congratulations, buddy.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53983,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you, Jim.","text_w_direction":"Thank you, Jim.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53984,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Clark","text":"Congrats, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Congrats, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53985,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Get out of Jim's seat.","text_w_direction":"Get out of Jim's seat.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53986,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Clark","text":"But I fought for this seat.","text_w_direction":"But I fought for this seat.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53987,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"You're an annex kid. You might be bullpen, we'll see. Give it a couple of years. Scram.","text_w_direction":"You're an annex kid. You might be bullpen, we'll see. Give it a couple of years. Scram.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53988,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Pam","text":"It's nice to have you back.","text_w_direction":"It's nice to have you back.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53989,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"So...","text_w_direction":"So...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53990,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"So.","text_w_direction":"So.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53991,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"I wanted to offer you a new position.","text_w_direction":"I wanted to offer you a new position.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53992,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Let's hear it.","text_w_direction":"Let's hear it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53993,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Assistant regional manager.","text_w_direction":"Assistant regional manager.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53994,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Nope. Can't accept that job. It's not a real job.","text_w_direction":"Nope. Can't accept that job. It's not a real job.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53995,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim.","text_w_direction":"Jim.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53996,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"I'll tell you what I could accept is assistant to the regional manager. That is a real job and one I'd be proud to take.","text_w_direction":"I'll tell you what I could accept is assistant to the regional manager. That is a real job and one I'd be proud to take.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53997,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Shake on it? Done. Way to negotiate, idiot.","text_w_direction":"Shake on it? Done. Way to negotiate, idiot.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53998,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Don't get me wrong, I am definitely here for Pam. But this is an awesome added bonus.","text_w_direction":"Don't get me wrong, I am definitely here for Pam. But this is an awesome added bonus.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":53999,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"So, all the numbers adding up?","text_w_direction":"So, all the numbers adding up?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54000,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Oscar","text":"Hey, I didn't get a chance to say it, but... congratulations, Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Hey, I didn't get a chance to say it, but... congratulations, Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54001,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54002,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"Yes. Congratulations.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Congratulations.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54003,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah, and Dwight, I'd like to be the first to say congratulations.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, and Dwight, I'd like to be the first to say congratulations.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54004,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"This is a big day for you.","text_w_direction":"This is a big day for you.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54005,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes, it is. Carry on.","text_w_direction":"Yes, it is. Carry on.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54006,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"How did I just abandon my dreams so quickly? It's cause I had a fallback. That's the problem. When you have fallbacks, it's just easy to give up. When Cortez landed in Mexico, only way he got his men to defeat the Aztecs was by burning all of his own boats. So they could never return home. Huge dick move but very effective. I need to be that same kind of dick to myself.","text_w_direction":"How did I just abandon my dreams so quickly? It's cause I had a fallback. That's the problem. When you have fallbacks, it's just easy to give up. When Cortez landed in Mexico, only way he got his men to defeat the Aztecs was by burning all of his own boats. So they could never return home. Huge dick move but very effective. I need to be that same kind of dick to myself.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54007,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Everyone! Changed my mind again.","text_w_direction":"Everyone! Changed my mind again.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54008,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Phyllis","text":"What's it now, dream or no dream?","text_w_direction":"What's it now, dream or no dream?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54009,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Uh, dream. Goin' with my dream. Gotta go all in, isn't that right, Jim?","text_w_direction":"Uh, dream. Goin' with my dream. Gotta go all in, isn't that right, Jim?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54010,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, don't look at me cause I think you're making a terrible choice.","text_w_direction":"Oh, don't look at me cause I think you're making a terrible choice.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54011,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"All in! Whoo!","text_w_direction":"All in! Whoo!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54012,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Toby! Hey, I changed my mind again. I am gonna leave Dunder Mifflin to pursue acting after all.","text_w_direction":"Toby! Hey, I changed my mind again. I am gonna leave Dunder Mifflin to pursue acting after all.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54013,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Toby","text":"Okay, then, Andy.","text_w_direction":"Okay, then, Andy.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54014,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, but here's the thing. I can't have good old Dunder Mifflin to fall back on or else I'll never succeed. Gotta burn those boats! So I need you to go into my file and put down that I was fired for theft and/or groping wieners.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but here's the thing. I can't have good old Dunder Mifflin to fall back on or else I'll never succeed. Gotta burn those boats! So I need you to go into my file and put down that I was fired for theft and/or groping wieners.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54015,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Toby","text":"Andy, you know I can't do that. It'd be lying.","text_w_direction":"Andy, you know I can't do that. It'd be lying.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54016,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Seriously?","text_w_direction":"Seriously?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54017,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Toby","text":"Yeah, I'm—","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I'm—","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54018,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Come on, just do it.","text_w_direction":"Come on, just do it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54019,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Toby","text":"I can't.","text_w_direction":"I can't.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54020,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"All right, fine, just know that you made me do this.","text_w_direction":"All right, fine, just know that you made me do this. [starts touching Toby's thighs]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54021,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Toby","text":"Oh, come on. Andy, no.","text_w_direction":"[fending Andy off] Oh, come on. Andy, no.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54022,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"God, Toby, don't—stop blocking my hand.","text_w_direction":"God, Toby, don't—stop blocking my hand.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54023,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Toby","text":"No, no.","text_w_direction":"No, no.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54024,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"This is your—you brought this on.","text_w_direction":"This is your—you brought this on.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54025,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Toby","text":"No, no. Andy.","text_w_direction":"No, no. Andy.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54026,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Okay, all right. Groped you good. Off to Hollywood!","text_w_direction":"Okay, all right. Groped you good. Off to Hollywood!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54027,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"This is Angela. Oh. Hello, Miss Polodnikovski. Uh, how can I help you? Did my rent check not clear? Because I just transferred another $25 to that account. So if there's a problem it's clearly on your end. And—oh. Oh. Oh, okay. Good. Then... um... what is this about? No, no. Hey, hey! No, you are out of line Miss Polodnikovski. No, no you are. No you are! Evicted? Fine! I didn't want to live in that cesspool anyway! Listen, I get my security deposit back. Yes, I do. This is not fair! That is not fair! Well, you know what? You have so many hairs on your chin that Animal Control should've taken you away. That is very unladylike! You are disgusting!","text_w_direction":"[answering phone] This is Angela. Oh. Hello, Miss Polodnikovski. Uh, how can I help you? Did my rent check not clear? Because I just transferred another $25 to that account. So if there's a problem it's clearly on your end. And—oh. Oh. Oh, okay. Good. Then... um... what is this about? No, no. Hey, hey! No, you are out of line Miss Polodnikovski. No, no you are. No you are! Evicted? Fine! I didn't want to live in that cesspool anyway! Listen, I get my security deposit back. Yes, I do. This is not fair! That is not fair! Well, you know what? You have so many hairs on your chin that Animal Control should've taken you away. That is very unladylike! You are disgusting! [hangs up phone]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54028,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Kevin","text":"What do you think that was about?","text_w_direction":"What do you think that was about?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54029,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"David. I lost the Scranton White Pages account. Do you have any idea how much paper that is? And I'd just like to point out, I was mad at Dwight. I did it out of spite.","text_w_direction":"David. I lost the Scranton White Pages account. Do you have any idea how much paper that is? And I'd just like to point out, I was mad at Dwight. I did it out of spite.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54030,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"David Wallace","text":"We put the past behind us, though, Andy.","text_w_direction":"We put the past behind us, though, Andy.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54031,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"What if I told you that I hate you and I hate this company?","text_w_direction":"What if I told you that I hate you and I hate this company?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54032,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"David Wallace","text":"Enough, Andy. Enough!","text_w_direction":"Enough, Andy. Enough!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54033,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Just stop forgiving me, David, please? This is my last chance to honor what is best inside myself. What if I took a dump on your new car?","text_w_direction":"Just stop forgiving me, David, please? This is my last chance to honor what is best inside myself. What if I took a dump on your new car?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54034,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"David Wallace","text":"Oh my god.","text_w_direction":"Oh my god.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54035,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Eleanor Roosevelt once said ‘the future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.' I think she's right. I feel calm now. I feel, like, for the first time in a long time, I'm doing the right thing.","text_w_direction":"Eleanor Roosevelt once said ‘the future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.' [clip of him flipping off David Wallace] I think she's right. [clip of David Wallace yelling at Andy to get out] I feel calm now. [clip of Andy taking a dump on a car] I feel, like, for the first time in a long time, I'm doing the right thing.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54036,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"Andy.","text_w_direction":"Andy.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54037,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54038,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"What are you doing?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54039,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Uh, heavy stuff like books on the bottom. So it don't squash my knickety-knacks on top.","text_w_direction":"Uh, heavy stuff like books on the bottom. So it don't squash my knickety-knacks on top.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54040,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"Yeah, okay. That's not what I mean. You don't have to leave because you said you would. Don't let pride ruin your whole life. Okay? It's not worth it.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, okay. That's not what I mean. You don't have to leave because you said you would. Don't let pride ruin your whole life. Okay? It's not worth it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54041,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Wow. Angela. What we had was great, and, honestly I think about it a lot too—","text_w_direction":"Wow. Angela. What we had was great, and, honestly I think about it a lot too—","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54042,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"Ugh.","text_w_direction":"Ugh.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54043,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"But I just—it's in the past. And I feel like we shouldn't...","text_w_direction":"But I just—it's in the past. And I feel like we shouldn't...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54044,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"No, that's not—","text_w_direction":"No, that's not—","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54045,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Rehash—","text_w_direction":"Rehash—","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54046,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"No, none—No, stop. It's just—","text_w_direction":"No, none—No, stop. It's just—","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54047,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Exactly.","text_w_direction":"Exactly.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54048,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"Okay. Well, have a good trip. Good luck, Andy.","text_w_direction":"Okay. Well, have a good trip. Good luck, Andy.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54049,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Thanks, Angela. You too.","text_w_direction":"Thanks, Angela. You too.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54050,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54051,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"A-bridge, a-burnt. No turning back now. Everybody, Lorelai and I would like to say thank you and goodbye the only way we know how.","text_w_direction":"A-bridge, a-burnt. No turning back now. Everybody, Lorelai and I would like to say thank you and goodbye the only way we know how.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54052,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, good lord.","text_w_direction":"Oh, good lord.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54053,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Stanley","text":"Can't you just leave?","text_w_direction":"Can't you just leave?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54054,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"You know, Andy, you could just say a really nice goodbye.","text_w_direction":"You know, Andy, you could just say a really nice goodbye.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54055,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Andy","text":"Tuna, I'm a performer. And perform I shall.","text_w_direction":"Tuna, I'm a performer. And perform I shall. [sings ‘I Will Remember You'—everyone is slightly impressed]","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54056,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"You okay?","text_w_direction":"[whispering] You okay?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54057,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"It's just a really nice song.","text_w_direction":"[crying] It's just a really nice song.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54058,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Kevin","text":"Awesome!","text_w_direction":"[everyone applauding] Awesome!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54059,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Phyllis","text":"Who knows? Maybe Andy will make it. He's not terrible.","text_w_direction":"Who knows? Maybe Andy will make it. He's not terrible.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54060,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Stanley","text":"Yeah. And people worse than him make it all the time. Like Lil Romeo.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. And people worse than him make it all the time. Like Lil Romeo.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54061,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Phyllis","text":"No, he's good.","text_w_direction":"No, he's good.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54062,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Stanley","text":"He was good.","text_w_direction":"He was good.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54063,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Oscar","text":"Good night, Kevin.","text_w_direction":"Good night, Kevin.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54064,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Kevin","text":"Night, Oscar.","text_w_direction":"Night, Oscar.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54065,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Oscar","text":"Tents? Are you thinking of going camping? I thought you found nature vulgar.","text_w_direction":"Tents? Are you thinking of going camping? I thought you found nature vulgar.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54066,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"Well, I've changed my mind.","text_w_direction":"Well, I've changed my mind.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54067,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Oscar","text":"Wait a minute. You're not thinking of living in a—","text_w_direction":"Wait a minute. You're not thinking of living in a—","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54068,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"Oh, god, could you just mind your own business?","text_w_direction":"Oh, god, could you just mind your own business?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54069,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Oscar","text":"Okay, I'm just gonna say this. You are not going to live in a tent.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I'm just gonna say this. You are not going to live in a tent.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54070,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"Oh, god.","text_w_direction":"Oh, god.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54071,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Oscar","text":"Come stay with me.","text_w_direction":"Come stay with me.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54072,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"You don't want me at your place.","text_w_direction":"You don't want me at your place.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54073,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Oscar","text":"I do. Yes. Not forever. But until you get back on your feet. Which won't be long. It's the least I could do.","text_w_direction":"I do. Yes. Not forever. But until you get back on your feet. Which won't be long. It's the least I could do.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54074,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"Well...","text_w_direction":"Well...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54075,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Oscar","text":"Separate bathrooms.","text_w_direction":"Separate bathrooms.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54076,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54077,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Oscar","text":"You're welcome. Let's go get Phillip. Then we'll get your stuff...","text_w_direction":"You're welcome. Let's go get Phillip. Then we'll get your stuff...","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54078,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54079,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Oscar","text":"And get you the hell outta that place.","text_w_direction":"And get you the hell outta that place.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54080,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"Are you allowed to have pets?","text_w_direction":"Are you allowed to have pets?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54081,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Oscar","text":"Oh, Angela.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Angela.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54082,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Dwight","text":"Yesterday I was just your average, ordinary paper salesman with a farm and a bunch of pipe dreams about beet fuel. Today, I leave here a regional manager with a black belt. It really is amazing how your life can change in one day.","text_w_direction":"Yesterday I was just your average, ordinary paper salesman with a farm and a bunch of pipe dreams about beet fuel. Today, I leave here a regional manager with a black belt. It really is amazing how your life can change in one day.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54083,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Darryl","text":"You talk to Wade and Colin?","text_w_direction":"You talk to Wade and Colin?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54084,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"No, I just saw I missed their call. Why? What's up?","text_w_direction":"No, I just saw I missed their call. Why? What's up?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54085,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Darryl","text":"We got an offer on the table.","text_w_direction":"We got an offer on the table.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54086,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"What kind of offer?","text_w_direction":"What kind of offer?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54087,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Darryl","text":"A buyout.","text_w_direction":"A buyout.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54088,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54089,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Darryl","text":"We're in play, baby.","text_w_direction":"We're in play, baby.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54090,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, my god!","text_w_direction":"Oh, my god!","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54091,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Darryl","text":"We did it! Hey, and look, the buyers wanna make sure it's not just a Philly play, so get this","text_w_direction":"We did it! Hey, and look, the buyers wanna make sure it's not just a Philly play, so get this","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54092,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Wow, that is... wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow, that is... wow.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54093,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah, we did it.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, we did it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54094,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, we did. Hey, how long—how long do we think that's gonna take?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, we did. Hey, how long—how long do we think that's gonna take?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54095,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Darryl","text":"Wade said we could do the whole country in three months.","text_w_direction":"Wade said we could do the whole country in three months.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54096,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, man. Yeah, I can't do it.","text_w_direction":"Oh, man. Yeah, I can't do it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54097,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Darryl","text":"Can't do what?","text_w_direction":"Can't do what?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54098,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"This, man. I can't do this to Pam.","text_w_direction":"This, man. I can't do this to Pam.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54099,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Darryl","text":"No, no, Jim. This is different. This is everything.","text_w_direction":"No, no, Jim. This is different. This is everything.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54100,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Jim","text":"I know. And I can't do it.","text_w_direction":"I know. And I can't do it.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54101,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"So is your place all bachelor-slobby and gross?","text_w_direction":"So is your place all bachelor-slobby and gross?","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54102,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Oscar","text":"No, it's neat and tasteful, like most gay men's homes. The stereotype holds up.","text_w_direction":"No, it's neat and tasteful, like most gay men's homes. The stereotype holds up.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54103,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"I wouldn't know. I never lived with a gay guy.","text_w_direction":"I wouldn't know. I never lived with a gay guy.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54104,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Oscar","text":"Angela, you just were—","text_w_direction":"Angela, you just were—","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54105,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"I love him.","text_w_direction":"[starts sobbing] I love him.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54106,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Oscar","text":"I know. I understand more than most, but we both have to move on. You—you can't—","text_w_direction":"I know. I understand more than most, but we both have to move on. You—you can't—","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54107,"season":9,"episode":21,"episode_name":"Livin' the Dream","director":"Jeffrey Blitz","writer":"Nicki Schwartz-Wright","character":"Angela","text":"No, not the senator. I love Dwight.","text_w_direction":"No, not the senator. I love Dwight.","imdb_rating":8.9,"total_votes":2041,"air_date":"2013-05-02"}
{"index":54108,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"The tea in Nepal is very hot.","text_w_direction":"The tea in Nepal is very hot.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54109,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"But the coffee in Peru is much hotter.","text_w_direction":"But the coffee in Peru is much hotter. [Erin buzzes him into the office]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54110,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Last week I finally became permanent manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton. My first project","text_w_direction":"Last week I finally became permanent manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton. My first project","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54111,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"The tea in Nepal is very hot.","text_w_direction":"The tea in Nepal is very hot.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54112,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"But the coffee in Peru is far hotter.","text_w_direction":"But the coffee in Peru is far hotter.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54113,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"Close.","text_w_direction":"Close.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54114,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"This is Tuesday, right? The coffee in Paraguay is far hotter?","text_w_direction":"This is Tuesday, right? The coffee in Paraguay is far hotter?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54115,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"Colder.","text_w_direction":"Colder.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54116,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"The coffee in Paraguay is colder?","text_w_direction":"The coffee in Paraguay is colder?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54117,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"No, I meant you're getting colder. The correct response is, \"the coffee in Peru is much hotter.\"","text_w_direction":"No, I meant you're getting colder. The correct response is, \"the coffee in Peru is much hotter.\"","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54118,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Ah, much, ok.","text_w_direction":"Ah, much, ok.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54119,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"But, that's three wrong, so I gotta give you the steam. Unless you want me to break protocol?","text_w_direction":"But, that's three wrong, so I gotta give you the steam. [Dwight begins to protest] Unless you want me to break protocol?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54120,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"No, no. Give me the steam.","text_w_direction":"No, no. Give me the steam.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54121,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"It's just harmless steam to panic intruders. I'd like to get harmful steam, but the prices are absurd.","text_w_direction":"It's just harmless steam to panic intruders. I'd like to get harmful steam, but the prices are absurd.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54122,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Break protocol! Break protocol! Break protocol!","text_w_direction":"[while getting steamed] Break protocol! Break protocol! Break protocol!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54123,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Creed","text":"Oh, I'm saving a fortune on dry cleaning.","text_w_direction":"[carrying in clothes on hangers] Oh, I'm saving a fortune on dry cleaning.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54124,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Philip","text":"Mama!","text_w_direction":"Mama!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54125,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Angela, someone wants you.","text_w_direction":"Angela, someone wants you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54126,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Ok, coming. Hi, baby.","text_w_direction":"Ok, coming. Hi, baby.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54127,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Angela's divorce from the senator has been very difficult for her. When she got kicked out of her apartment, I invited her to move in with me. Ironic that it's Angela who's living in the closet. Hey-o.","text_w_direction":"Angela's divorce from the senator has been very difficult for her. When she got kicked out of her apartment, I invited her to move in with me. Ironic that it's Angela who's living in the closet. Hey-o.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54128,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Saddle shoes. With denim? I will literally call child services.","text_w_direction":"Saddle shoes. With denim? I will literally call child services.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54129,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Esther","text":"Go get ‘em, honey.","text_w_direction":"Go get ‘em, honey.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54130,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, don't worry. They'll get got.","text_w_direction":"Oh, don't worry. They'll get got.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54131,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Manager of Dunder Mifflin? Check. Owner of a 1600-acre beet farm? Check. Engaged to be married to an actual milkmaid? Check... on that later today. This is my grandmother's ring. It was made from a bullet I took out of her left buttock. She was a moonshiner shot by Adolph Coors. This is my grandmother's buttock bullet ring.","text_w_direction":"Manager of Dunder Mifflin? Check. Owner of a 1600-acre beet farm? Check. Engaged to be married to an actual milkmaid? Check... on that later today. This is my grandmother's ring. It was made from a bullet I took out of her left buttock. She was a moonshiner shot by Adolph Coors. This is my grandmother's buttock bullet ring.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54132,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Hello, good morning. My name is Andrew Bernard. You might know me from a TV documentary that's premiering tonight. I also killed it in local theater and I am fresh off of a hot industrial flick.","text_w_direction":"Hello, good morning. My name is Andrew Bernard. You might know me from a TV documentary that's premiering tonight. I also killed it in local theater and I am fresh off of a hot industrial flick.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54133,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Check-in guy","text":"Ok, thanks. Go ahead and get in the back of the line.","text_w_direction":"Ok, thanks. Go ahead and get in the back of the line.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54134,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54135,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Well, burned all my bridges at Dunder Mifflin, and time to become the next American Idol. By winning America's Next A Cappella Sensation. On channel TBD. It's a really cool show, it's like a revision of the whole American Idol, Voice, Sing-Off phenomenon. On this show, all three judges are mean!","text_w_direction":"Well, burned all my bridges at Dunder Mifflin, and time to become the next American Idol. By winning America's Next A Cappella Sensation. On channel TBD. It's a really cool show, it's like a revision of the whole American Idol, Voice, Sing-Off phenomenon. On this show, all three judges are mean!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54136,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Sales form for you to sign.","text_w_direction":"Sales form for you to sign.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54137,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"You know what to do. Ok","text_w_direction":"You know what to do. [waits for Jim to put form in inbox, signs it and returns it to outbox] Ok","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54138,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Behind every great regional manager is a great assistant to the regional manager, and I have chosen one of the best.","text_w_direction":"Behind every great regional manager is a great assistant to the regional manager, and I have chosen one of the best.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54139,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Aw, thanks, man.","text_w_direction":"Aw, thanks, man.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54140,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Once upon a time we were natural enemies, but we've overcome our differences. Much like Germany and Italy in World War—","text_w_direction":"Once upon a time we were natural enemies, but we've overcome our differences. Much like Germany and Italy in World War—","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54141,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54142,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Good call. Together we run a no-nonsense office.","text_w_direction":"Good call. Together we run a no-nonsense office.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54143,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Pre-conference room meeting with Dwight went really well.","text_w_direction":"Pre-conference room meeting with Dwight went really well.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54144,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, bodes well for the post-conference room meeting.","text_w_direction":"Oh, bodes well for the post-conference room meeting.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54145,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"All depends on the conference room meeting itself. Uh, okay.","text_w_direction":"All depends on the conference room meeting itself. [phone chimes] Uh, okay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54146,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Is that them again?","text_w_direction":"Is that them again?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54147,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54148,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Maybe you should call back?","text_w_direction":"Maybe you should call back?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54149,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"I will. I will.","text_w_direction":"I will. I will.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54150,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"The guys at Athlead are still bugging me about this three month roadshow thing. Meeting athletes on their home turf, building relationships. Yeah, it sounds exciting. But I said no, and that's final. I almost lost Pam over this business. I'm not risking that again.","text_w_direction":"The guys at Athlead are still bugging me about this three month roadshow thing. Meeting athletes on their home turf, building relationships. Yeah, it sounds exciting. But I said no, and that's final. I almost lost Pam over this business. I'm not risking that again.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54151,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"When Jim decided to come back to Scranton full-time, I was relieved, but I also feel a little guilty. I mean, he's giving up this big thing for me. But he seems happy. I mean, he's certainly been goofing around a lot. I love goofy Jim.","text_w_direction":"When Jim decided to come back to Scranton full-time, I was relieved, but I also feel a little guilty. I mean, he's giving up this big thing for me. But he seems happy. I mean, he's certainly been goofing around a lot. I love goofy Jim.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54152,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Welcome.","text_w_direction":"Welcome.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54153,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"He welcomes you.","text_w_direction":"He welcomes you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54154,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Please take an agenda item.","text_w_direction":"Please take an agenda item.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54155,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Your agenda-taking pleases him.","text_w_direction":"Your agenda-taking pleases him.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54156,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Have a seat, Phyllis. There we go. As you know, I like to begin each day with an inspirational quote. \"Some say the only failure there is is the failure to try.\" That is wrong. Failure of any kind is failure. Jim, over to you.","text_w_direction":"Have a seat, Phyllis. There we go. As you know, I like to begin each day with an inspirational quote. \"Some say the only failure there is is the failure to try.\" [buzzer sound] That is wrong. Failure of any kind is failure. Jim, over to you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54157,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Let's not get crazy and ruin our no-nonsense streak, all right? So, for instance, if you're expecting a fax today, please don't yell out, \"Michael J. Fax from Fax to the Future.\" Ok? That's nonsense.","text_w_direction":"Let's not get crazy and ruin our no-nonsense streak, all right? So, for instance, if you're expecting a fax today, please don't yell out, \"Michael J. Fax from Fax to the Future.\" Ok? That's nonsense.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54158,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Question.","text_w_direction":"Question.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54159,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Yes, beautiful girl in the front.","text_w_direction":"Yes, beautiful girl in the front.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54160,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"We are expecting a water delivery today at 10am. What if, as they're delivering the water jugs, someone screams out, \"Nice jugs\"?","text_w_direction":"We are expecting a water delivery today at 10am. What if, as they're delivering the water jugs, someone screams out, \"Nice jugs\"?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54161,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"That's obviously nonsense. Nonsense. And what percentage of nonsense do we tolerate in this office?","text_w_direction":"That's obviously nonsense. Nonsense. And what percentage of nonsense do we tolerate in this office?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54162,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Everyone","text":"Zero. No nonsense. You can't have nonsense.","text_w_direction":"[overlapping] Zero. No nonsense. You can't have nonsense.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54163,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"What is going on?","text_w_direction":"[as Angela enters with Phillip] What is going on?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54164,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Daycare won't take Phillip anymore.","text_w_direction":"Daycare won't take Phillip anymore.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54165,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54166,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Apparently my station in life has descended to a depth even they won't forgive. So, hi.","text_w_direction":"Apparently my station in life has descended to a depth even they won't forgive. So, hi.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54167,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Hi, buddy.","text_w_direction":"Hi, buddy.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54168,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Ok. Um, new agenda item. Phillip will be joining us in the office today.","text_w_direction":"Ok. Um, new agenda item. Phillip will be joining us in the office today.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54169,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Gotta write that down. Ok, big day today. Airing of the documentary. Who's excited?","text_w_direction":"Gotta write that down. Ok, big day today. Airing of the documentary. Who's excited?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54170,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Meredith","text":"I'd better come out of this smelling like a rose. I've been on my best behavior for nine years. If it wasn't for the cameras, I would've done some truly vulgar crap.","text_w_direction":"I'd better come out of this smelling like a rose. I've been on my best behavior for nine years. If it wasn't for the cameras, I would've done some truly vulgar crap.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54171,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Stanley","text":"Over the course of this documentary I've had three affairs. If you find my body in a ditch, let me save the police some trouble","text_w_direction":"Over the course of this documentary I've had three affairs. If you find my body in a ditch, let me save the police some trouble","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54172,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"I'm letting you all off half an hour early to view the documentary. So you can make it up to me by working an extra half an hour tomorrow, or a minute extra for the rest of the month.","text_w_direction":"I'm letting you all off half an hour early to view the documentary. So you can make it up to me by working an extra half an hour tomorrow, or a minute extra for the rest of the month.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54173,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Ooh, announcement! Some of us whose televisions got broken during an all-you-can-eat shrimp commercial will be watching tonight at Poor Richard's. But note, all are welcome, not just those whose saw an all-you-can-eat shrimp commercial and charged their televisions.","text_w_direction":"Ooh, announcement! Some of us whose televisions got broken during an all-you-can-eat shrimp commercial will be watching tonight at Poor Richard's. But note, all are welcome, not just those whose saw an all-you-can-eat shrimp commercial and charged their televisions.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54174,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"I can't believe the doc is finally going to air. When this thing started, I was still having s*x with women. As was Kevin, I believe.","text_w_direction":"I can't believe the doc is finally going to air. When this thing started, I was still having s*x with women. As was Kevin, I believe.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54175,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Creed","text":"This airs tonight? Oh my god. If my parents see this, I am toast.","text_w_direction":"This airs tonight? Oh my god. If my parents see this, I am toast.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54176,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"This is really huge. This is like the March on Washington but for a singing show. Can you imagine if Martin Luther King were here? And sang \"I Dreamed a Dream\" from Les Mis? With that baritone? That would be historic.","text_w_direction":"This is really huge. This is like the March on Washington but for a singing show. Can you imagine if Martin Luther King were here? And sang \"I Dreamed a Dream\" from Les Mis? With that baritone? That would be historic.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54177,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Casey","text":"Whoo-hoo! Casey Dean! Cincinnati, Ohio! Doctor, doctor, gimme the news, I got a great Casey Dean for you.","text_w_direction":"Whoo-hoo! Casey Dean! Cincinnati, Ohio! [singing] Doctor, doctor, gimme the news, I got a great Casey Dean for you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54178,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"No!","text_w_direction":"No!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54179,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Casey","text":"America wants it!","text_w_direction":"America wants it!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54180,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"No, this is my time! You don't belt on my time! I belt on my time.","text_w_direction":"No, this is my time! You don't belt on my time! I belt on my time.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54181,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Casey","text":"Casey Dean!","text_w_direction":"[singing] Casey Dean!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54182,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Casey Dean!","text_w_direction":"[vocalizing over her] Casey Dean!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54183,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Casey","text":"Man, those are some nice pipes.","text_w_direction":"Man, those are some nice pipes.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54184,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54185,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Casey","text":"What's your name?","text_w_direction":"What's your name?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54186,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Andy. What's yours?","text_w_direction":"Andy. What's yours?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54187,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Why didn't you pack the apple snacks?","text_w_direction":"Why didn't you pack the apple snacks?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54188,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Why didn't you pack the apple snacks?","text_w_direction":"Why didn't you pack the apple snacks?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54189,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Guys.","text_w_direction":"Guys.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54190,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Because whenever I pack the bag, you say I do it wrong.","text_w_direction":"Because whenever I pack the bag, you say I do it wrong.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54191,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Guys.","text_w_direction":"Guys.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54192,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Why don't you pack it?","text_w_direction":"Why don't you pack it?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54193,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Guys.","text_w_direction":"Guys.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54194,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela & Oscar","text":"Kevin, what?","text_w_direction":"Kevin, what?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54195,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Do you want to see a video of a weatherman who says \"bold front\" instead of \"cold front\"? It's insane.","text_w_direction":"Do you want to see a video of a weatherman who says \"bold front\" instead of \"cold front\"? It's insane.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54196,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Not now, Kevin. Can't you see we're busy? Phillip needs his apple snacks.","text_w_direction":"Not now, Kevin. Can't you see we're busy? Phillip needs his apple snacks.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54197,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Seriously, Kevin. I'm just gonna have to go to the store.","text_w_direction":"Seriously, Kevin. I'm just gonna have to go to the store.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54198,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Ok, you go to the store.","text_w_direction":"Ok, you go to the store.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54199,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Philllip, Phillip, Phillip. It's all about Phillip. I hate Phillip.","text_w_direction":"Philllip, Phillip, Phillip. It's all about Phillip. I hate Phillip.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54200,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Not now! Private time!","text_w_direction":"Not now! Private time!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54201,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"I love Star Wars as much as the next guy—","text_w_direction":"I love Star Wars as much as the next guy—","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54202,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, hey! Seriously?","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey! Seriously? [holds up Battlestar Galactica model box]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54203,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"My god, I'm so sorry. Well this might make up for it","text_w_direction":"My god, I'm so sorry. Well this might make up for it","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54204,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Which is, of course...","text_w_direction":"Which is, of course...","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54205,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Potential future nonsense.","text_w_direction":"Potential future nonsense.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54206,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes, good abbreviating, Jim. That saved some time. Now, hurry up, shut the door. Break it down for me.","text_w_direction":"Yes, good abbreviating, Jim. That saved some time. Now, hurry up, shut the door. Break it down for me.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54207,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"I'm gonna need you to look at your hierarchy mobile. You've got a regional manager.","text_w_direction":"I'm gonna need you to look at your hierarchy mobile. You've got a regional manager.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54208,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"The power source.","text_w_direction":"The power source.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54209,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Obviously, the assistant to the regional manager.","text_w_direction":"Obviously, the assistant to the regional manager.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54210,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"A loyal, but bungling apostle.","text_w_direction":"A loyal, but bungling apostle.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54211,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"But what about the assistant assistant to the regional manager?","text_w_direction":"But what about the assistant assistant to the regional manager?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54212,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Someone to whisper in the ear of the consigliore.","text_w_direction":"Someone to whisper in the ear of the consigliore.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54213,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Exactly.","text_w_direction":"Exactly.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54214,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"I'd have to get some more wire and string, but it's doable. Do you think any of them out there are capable?","text_w_direction":"I'd have to get some more wire and string, but it's doable. Do you think any of them out there are capable?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54215,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah, right. I mean, unless they're willing to pass some tests.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, right. I mean, unless they're willing to pass some tests.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54216,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"I like the sound of that. Who do you have in mind?","text_w_direction":"I like the sound of that. Who do you have in mind?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54217,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Well, I know this sounds crazy, but how would King Arthur choose the next knight of his round table?","text_w_direction":"Well, I know this sounds crazy, but how would King Arthur choose the next knight of his round table?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54218,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"That doesn't sound crazy, Jim. That's the sanest thing I've ever heard.","text_w_direction":"That doesn't sound crazy, Jim. That's the sanest thing I've ever heard.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54219,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Casey","text":"What're you listening to?","text_w_direction":"What're you listening to?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54220,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Hmm? Um, uh, locking in my starting note. A 440.","text_w_direction":"Hmm? Um, uh, locking in my starting note. A 440.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54221,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Casey","text":"Oh, sweet.","text_w_direction":"Oh, sweet.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54222,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"A cappella is all about pitch, and I am nothing if not a total pitch bitch.","text_w_direction":"A cappella is all about pitch, and I am nothing if not a total pitch bitch.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54223,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Mark McGrath","text":"What's up, everybody? And welcome to America's Next A Cappella Singing Sensation!","text_w_direction":"What's up, everybody? And welcome to America's Next A Cappella Singing Sensation!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54224,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Casey","text":"Ah! It's Mark McGrath! Oh my god! You're gorgeous!","text_w_direction":"Ah! It's Mark McGrath! Oh my god! You're gorgeous!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54225,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Mark McGrath","text":"Thank you, thank you so much. And thank you for your patience. And we hope to see you guys within the next five to seven hours. Now, just to give you a couple parameters of the show, each of you will sing a song for thirty seconds, after which our judges will decide if they want you in their a cappella group. Now, each group will start with 90 singers, which will compete in a series of singing and physical challenges. Oh, and look out for that pesky mole!","text_w_direction":"Thank you, thank you so much. And thank you for your patience. And we hope to see you guys within the next five to seven hours. Now, just to give you a couple parameters of the show, each of you will sing a song for thirty seconds, after which our judges will decide if they want you in their a cappella group. Now, each group will start with 90 singers, which will compete in a series of singing and physical challenges. Oh, and look out for that pesky mole!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54226,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"There's a mole?","text_w_direction":"There's a mole?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54227,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Mark McGrath","text":"Oops. I'm not supposed to—I'm not supposed to say that. All right, no mole. Forget I said it, all right?","text_w_direction":"Oops. I'm not supposed to—I'm not supposed to say that. All right, no mole. Forget I said it, all right?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54228,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"What mole? What are you talking about? I already forgot about it.","text_w_direction":"What mole? What are you talking about? I already forgot about it.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54229,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Mark McGrath","text":"Good man right there. I'll see you guys inside. Good luck, all right?","text_w_direction":"Good man right there. I'll see you guys inside. Good luck, all right?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54230,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah! Pour some Sugar Ray on me!","text_w_direction":"Yeah! Pour some Sugar Ray on me!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54231,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Casey","text":"What? On a roll much?","text_w_direction":"What? On a roll much?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54232,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"I don't know where it came from.","text_w_direction":"I don't know where it came from.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54233,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Casey","text":"That was amazing, man!","text_w_direction":"That was amazing, man!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54234,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah. Yeah, it felt good. It felt funny.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Yeah, it felt good. It felt funny.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54235,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Casey","text":"Yeah, you made a personal connection with him.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, you made a personal connection with him.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54236,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"I did, I felt it.","text_w_direction":"I did, I felt it.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54237,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Casey","text":"Big time.","text_w_direction":"Big time.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54238,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"What are you so excited about?","text_w_direction":"What are you so excited about?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54239,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Nothing.","text_w_direction":"Nothing.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54240,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"What are you up to?","text_w_direction":"What are you up to?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54241,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Members of the office, hear ye.","text_w_direction":"Members of the office, hear ye.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54242,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"That means ye, Plop!","text_w_direction":"That means ye, Plop!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54243,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pete","text":"Plop? Still?","text_w_direction":"Plop? Still?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54244,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"We owe Andy that much. Am I right people?","text_w_direction":"We owe Andy that much. Am I right people?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54245,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pete","text":"Fine.","text_w_direction":"Fine.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54246,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Today we will be testing candidates for the position of assistant to the assistant to the regional manager.","text_w_direction":"Today we will be testing candidates for the position of assistant to the assistant to the regional manager.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54247,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"Aw, heck ya!","text_w_direction":"Aw, heck ya!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54248,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Nice.","text_w_direction":"Nice.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54249,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"You'll always have the upper hand, when you've got a good a-arm. Trademark pending.","text_w_direction":"You'll always have the upper hand, when you've got a good a-arm. Trademark pending.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54250,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"This is not an excuse to blow off work doing carnival-like activities. Sure, every participant will be getting a corndog, but that's for fueling only. No savoring.","text_w_direction":"This is not an excuse to blow off work doing carnival-like activities. Sure, every participant will be getting a corndog, but that's for fueling only. No savoring.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54251,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Wow, the honor. God, I envy them.","text_w_direction":"Wow, the honor. God, I envy them.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54252,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"He envies you.","text_w_direction":"He envies you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54253,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"You don't need to repeat right now, when I'm saying it.","text_w_direction":"You don't need to repeat right now, when I'm saying it.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54254,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Alright.","text_w_direction":"Alright.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54255,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"By 2","text_w_direction":"By 2","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54256,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"What up?","text_w_direction":"What up?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54257,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Glenn","text":"What's going on? How was the delivery?","text_w_direction":"What's going on? How was the delivery?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54258,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"Delivered all my furniture to Philly. Hey, keep it down, though. Nobody knows I'm here.","text_w_direction":"Delivered all my furniture to Philly. Hey, keep it down, though. Nobody knows I'm here.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54259,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"I hate goodbyes, so last week, when I left Dunder Mifflin for good, I pulled the old Irish Exit. Just slipped out without making a big deal. No hard feelings. No feelings at all.","text_w_direction":"I hate goodbyes, so last week, when I left Dunder Mifflin for good, I pulled the old Irish Exit. Just slipped out without making a big deal. No hard feelings. No feelings at all.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54260,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"A good assistant knows what their superior is thinking before they even think it. Meredith, what number am I thinking of right now?","text_w_direction":"A good assistant knows what their superior is thinking before they even think it. Meredith, what number am I thinking of right now?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54261,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Meredith","text":"Uh, two.","text_w_direction":"Uh, two.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54262,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"985,000,000,000,017.","text_w_direction":"985,000,000,000,017.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54263,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Not even close, Meredith. Come on!","text_w_direction":"Not even close, Meredith. Come on!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54264,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, Pam. What song is running through my head right now?","text_w_direction":"Okay, Pam. What song is running through my head right now?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54265,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Theme song from Saved by the Bell.","text_w_direction":"Theme song from Saved by the Bell.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54266,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, my god! It was the theme song to Boy Meets World.","text_w_direction":"Oh, my god! It was the theme song to Boy Meets World.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54267,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait, no, no, no, stop. Spouses can read each other's minds. You're trying to give your wife this job.","text_w_direction":"Wait, no, no, no, stop. Spouses can read each other's minds. You're trying to give your wife this job.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54268,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"That's exactly what I was doing. Plop, what animal am I picturing?","text_w_direction":"That's exactly what I was doing. Plop, what animal am I picturing?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54269,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pete","text":"A horse.","text_w_direction":"A horse.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54270,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Ew, the exact opposite, actually.","text_w_direction":"Ew, the exact opposite, actually.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54271,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pete","text":"What's the opposite of a horse?","text_w_direction":"What's the opposite of a horse?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54272,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Come on.","text_w_direction":"Come on.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54273,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim & Dwight","text":"Sea horse.","text_w_direction":"Sea horse.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54274,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Whoa. How did you know that I was gonna—","text_w_direction":"Whoa. How did you know that I was gonna—","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54275,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim & Dwight","text":"Say that? Uncanny.","text_w_direction":"Say that? Uncanny.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54276,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Challenge number two, protocol. Clark?","text_w_direction":"Challenge number two, protocol. Clark?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54277,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Clark","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54278,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Do you want a corn dog?","text_w_direction":"Do you want a corn dog?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54279,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Clark","text":"I would love a corn dog.","text_w_direction":"I would love a corn dog.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54280,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"We'll see. You are an assistant who's just gotten a phone message. I am in a meeting with Dwight, Robert Dunder, and his niece. Uh-oh, look who came to join us. The Turkish ambassador to Armenia, Yuri Slovak, who, by the way, is extremely embarrassed about the size of his nose. Go ahead and read that phone message.","text_w_direction":"We'll see. You are an assistant who's just gotten a phone message. I am in a meeting with Dwight, Robert Dunder, and his niece. Uh-oh, look who came to join us. The Turkish ambassador to Armenia, Yuri Slovak, who, by the way, is extremely embarrassed about the size of his nose. Go ahead and read that phone message.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54281,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Clark","text":"Mr. Halpert, your wife called to find out how your meeting with Yuri Big Nose went.\"","text_w_direction":"[reading] Mr. Halpert, your wife called to find out how your meeting with Yuri Big Nose went.\"","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54282,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"No, no, no, no! You don't read it aloud like that! God! Besides, the whole thing is a trick question. There's no Turkish ambassador to Armenia. The two countries don't have diplomatic relations.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no! You don't read it aloud like that! God! Besides, the whole thing is a trick question. There's no Turkish ambassador to Armenia. The two countries don't have diplomatic relations.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54283,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Uncanny.","text_w_direction":"Uncanny.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54284,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Soldier","text":"I just hope that if my buddies who are still in Afghanistan see me win, they'll feel like anything is possible.","text_w_direction":"I just hope that if my buddies who are still in Afghanistan see me win, they'll feel like anything is possible.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54285,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Great, more screen time for the war vet. All you gotta do is risk your life for this country and everyone goes gaga for you.","text_w_direction":"Great, more screen time for the war vet. All you gotta do is risk your life for this country and everyone goes gaga for you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54286,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Casey","text":"Over at the porta-potties, they were interviewing a homeless, single mother with three kids.","text_w_direction":"Over at the porta-potties, they were interviewing a homeless, single mother with three kids.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54287,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54288,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Casey","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54289,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Is this a show about the resiliency of the human spirit? Or is it a show about singing?","text_w_direction":"Is this a show about the resiliency of the human spirit? Or is it a show about singing?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54290,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Casey","text":"I don't know. But I'm getting really worried here.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. But I'm getting really worried here.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54291,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Me too. Hold my place in line.","text_w_direction":"Me too. Hold my place in line.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54292,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Casey","text":"Where are you going?","text_w_direction":"Where are you going?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54293,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"They want feel-good stories? Wait until they get a good feel of me.","text_w_direction":"They want feel-good stories? Wait until they get a good feel of me.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54294,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"Thanks, man.","text_w_direction":"Thanks, man.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54295,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Hank","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54296,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"Yep. Take care.","text_w_direction":"Yep. Take care.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54297,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Darryl, hey.","text_w_direction":"Darryl, hey.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54298,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54299,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Cool, are you coming back to say hi?","text_w_direction":"Cool, are you coming back to say hi?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54300,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"No, no, I'm not here actually. These donuts are part of my escape from the guys at the warehouse I didn't say goodbye to.","text_w_direction":"No, no, I'm not here actually. These donuts are part of my escape from the guys at the warehouse I didn't say goodbye to.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54301,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Aha. How's Athlead?","text_w_direction":"Aha. How's Athlead?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54302,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"We livin' like rock stars. I'm about to eat free steaks with my sports heroes in 32 different cities.","text_w_direction":"We livin' like rock stars. I'm about to eat free steaks with my sports heroes in 32 different cities.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54303,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Wow.","text_w_direction":"Wow.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54304,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"Jim really doesn't want to come?","text_w_direction":"Jim really doesn't want to come?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54305,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"He says he doesn't want to.","text_w_direction":"He says he doesn't want to.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54306,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"Wow. Man. I hope he doesn't regret it.","text_w_direction":"Wow. Man. I hope he doesn't regret it.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54307,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Well, he seems really happy being back here at Dunder Mifflin.","text_w_direction":"Well, he seems really happy being back here at Dunder Mifflin.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54308,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"Jim is happy here, selling paper at Dunder Mifflin?","text_w_direction":"Jim is happy here, selling paper at Dunder Mifflin?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54309,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"That's what he says.","text_w_direction":"That's what he says.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54310,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"If you say so. Hey, good seeing you. Remember, I was never here. All right, then.","text_w_direction":"If you say so. Hey, good seeing you. Remember, I was never here. All right, then.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54311,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"An assistant brings their boss coffee with speed and dexterity. But an assistant to the assistant has a thousand times more to prove, am I right?","text_w_direction":"An assistant brings their boss coffee with speed and dexterity. But an assistant to the assistant has a thousand times more to prove, am I right?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54312,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"A thousand times more.","text_w_direction":"A thousand times more.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54313,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"I'll try this one.","text_w_direction":"I'll try this one.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54314,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Phyllis! Grab both these coffees, double-fist it, and head through this obstacle course.","text_w_direction":"Phyllis! Grab both these coffees, double-fist it, and head through this obstacle course.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54315,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"Hot!","text_w_direction":"[grabbing the coffee] Hot!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54316,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah. It's real. It's the only way you'll learn. OK, and go ahead. Oh, god, nice! She's through the green, everybody. Here comes yellow, real doozy. Careful!","text_w_direction":"Yeah. It's real. It's the only way you'll learn. OK, and go ahead. [Phyllis carefully makes her way through the obstacle course] Oh, god, nice! She's through the green, everybody. Here comes yellow, real doozy. Careful!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54317,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"No, no, no! Phyllis, seriously?","text_w_direction":"[over Jim] No, no, no! Phyllis, seriously?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54318,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Look at that form.","text_w_direction":"Look at that form.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54319,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, god, this is pathetic! The boss needs his coffee! Augh! Ah! Here you are, sir! Here's your coffee! Ah, my skin, ow, ow! It burns! Ah!","text_w_direction":"[running over and taking the coffee cups from Phyllis] Oh, god, this is pathetic! The boss needs his coffee! [races through obstacles, spilling coffee] Augh! Ah! Here you are, sir! Here's your coffee! Ah, my skin, ow, ow! It burns! Ah!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54320,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Uncanny.","text_w_direction":"Uncanny. [everyone applauds]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54321,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"Darryl?! Darryl!","text_w_direction":"Darryl?! Darryl!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54322,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Whoa.","text_w_direction":"Whoa.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54323,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"Oh, hey. Hey, what's up, y'all?","text_w_direction":"Oh, hey. Hey, what's up, y'all?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54324,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"You left us without saying goodbye.","text_w_direction":"You left us without saying goodbye.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54325,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"Oh, my bad. Goodbye, everybody.","text_w_direction":"Oh, my bad. Goodbye, everybody.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54326,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Meredith","text":"Hey! No way!","text_w_direction":"Hey! No way!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54327,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"That's totally uncool.","text_w_direction":"That's totally uncool.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54328,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"Are you kidding? You broke our hearts. Get upstairs.","text_w_direction":"Are you kidding? You broke our hearts. Get upstairs.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54329,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"I don't think I sh-","text_w_direction":"I don't think I sh-","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54330,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"Get upstairs, mister!","text_w_direction":"Get upstairs, mister!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54331,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Meredith","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54332,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Right. Now.","text_w_direction":"Right. Now.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54333,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"Guess I'm going upstairs.","text_w_direction":"Guess I'm going upstairs.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54334,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"You know, Dwight, this whole search for the assistant thing—none of these people are good enough.","text_w_direction":"You know, Dwight, this whole search for the assistant thing—none of these people are good enough.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54335,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"I know.","text_w_direction":"I know.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54336,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"What I'm about to say makes no logical sense, and yet, it might be the most logical thing I've ever said.","text_w_direction":"What I'm about to say makes no logical sense, and yet, it might be the most logical thing I've ever said.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54337,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim, this is gonna come as no surprise but I know exactly what you are going to say. The only possible assistant to my assistant-","text_w_direction":"Jim, this is gonna come as no surprise but I know exactly what you are going to say. The only possible assistant to my assistant-","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54338,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Is-","text_w_direction":"Is-","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54339,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Me.","text_w_direction":"Me.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54340,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"The new assistant to the assistant to the regional manager is Dwight K. Schrute.","text_w_direction":"The new assistant to the assistant to the regional manager is Dwight K. Schrute.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54341,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes! Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Yes! [weak applause] Thank you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54342,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"I think you might want to kneel for this. And yet, the manager for Dunder Mifflin kneels for no one. That's it. You look really, really good.","text_w_direction":"I think you might want to kneel for this. And yet, the manager for Dunder Mifflin kneels for no one. [Dwight awkwardly squats] That's it. You look really, really good.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54343,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, from now on, anyone who needs to speak to me has got to go through me first, all right?","text_w_direction":"Okay, from now on, anyone who needs to speak to me has got to go through me first, all right?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54344,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54345,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54346,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"You all right? What's going on?","text_w_direction":"You all right? What's going on?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54347,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Are you happy?","text_w_direction":"Are you happy?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54348,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Yes, I'm happy.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I'm happy.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54349,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"No, I know that you're, like, happy and, like, you had fun today.","text_w_direction":"No, I know that you're, like, happy and, like, you had fun today.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54350,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54351,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"And that was fun. But what about a year from now?","text_w_direction":"And that was fun. But what about a year from now?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54352,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54353,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"What about five years from now?","text_w_direction":"What about five years from now?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54354,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Pam.","text_w_direction":"Pam.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54355,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Because I'm so glad you're back, baby, but I'm just—I was talking to Darryl, and he was talking about the trip, and I just feel like you're giving up so much.","text_w_direction":"Because I'm so glad you're back, baby, but I'm just—I was talking to Darryl, and he was talking about the trip, and I just feel like you're giving up so much.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54356,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"This was my decision, not yours.","text_w_direction":"This was my decision, not yours.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54357,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54358,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"You didn't force me.","text_w_direction":"You didn't force me.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54359,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"I kind of forced you to do it.","text_w_direction":"I kind of forced you to do it.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54360,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"You did not force me to do this.","text_w_direction":"You did not force me to do this.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54361,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Yes, I did.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I did.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54362,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"I don't know how else to tell you.","text_w_direction":"I don't know how else to tell you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54363,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"I'm afraid that you're gonna resent me and I'm afraid that—","text_w_direction":"I'm afraid that you're gonna resent me and I'm afraid that—","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54364,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Resent you?","text_w_direction":"Resent you?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54365,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"This is not enough for you and I'm afraid that I'm not enough for you.","text_w_direction":"This is not enough for you and I'm afraid that I'm not enough for you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54366,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Is that really what you think?","text_w_direction":"Is that really what you think?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54367,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Not enough? I don't know how else to explain it to her, so, you know what? I know it's against the rules but I'm gonna need a favor from you guys.","text_w_direction":"Not enough? I don't know how else to explain it to her, so, you know what? I know it's against the rules but I'm gonna need a favor from you guys.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54368,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Camera Crew","text":"Okay. You got it, man.","text_w_direction":"Okay. You got it, man.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54369,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"I didn't realize we were this close.","text_w_direction":"I didn't realize we were this close.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54370,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"We're all a little hormonal with the doc airing.","text_w_direction":"We're all a little hormonal with the doc airing.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54371,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Meredith","text":"Are you gonna come to Poor Richard's and watch with us tonight?","text_w_direction":"Are you gonna come to Poor Richard's and watch with us tonight?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54372,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"Uh... yeah. Depending on traffic.","text_w_direction":"Uh... yeah. Depending on traffic.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54373,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Stanley","text":"He ain't coming.","text_w_direction":"He ain't coming.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54374,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"Oh, god!","text_w_direction":"Oh, god!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54375,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"These dudes are definitely in a weird mood. Picked the wrong day to return a truck.","text_w_direction":"These dudes are definitely in a weird mood. Picked the wrong day to return a truck.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54376,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"Well, it's been great.","text_w_direction":"Well, it's been great.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54377,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"Eleven years. A guy is in your life for 11 years and then he's gone for who knows how long.","text_w_direction":"Eleven years. A guy is in your life for 11 years and then he's gone for who knows how long.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54378,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"Maybe forever. Anyhow—","text_w_direction":"Maybe forever. Anyhow—","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54379,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Did we ever have lunch together, just—just the two of us? You know what, I'm gonna make reservations right now at Cugino's.","text_w_direction":"Did we ever have lunch together, just—just the two of us? You know what, I'm gonna make reservations right now at Cugino's.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54380,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Meredith","text":"Question for Darryl. Did we ever get loaded and listen to Zeppelin in my van?","text_w_direction":"Question for Darryl. Did we ever get loaded and listen to Zeppelin in my van?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54381,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"Oh, oh, I'm sure we did.","text_w_direction":"Oh, oh, I'm sure we did.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54382,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Meredith","text":"Nah, I call one hour van time with Darryl.","text_w_direction":"Nah, I call one hour van time with Darryl.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54383,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Clark","text":"Darryl, you know, I would love to just record some of your stories, just let the tape roll for six or eight or ten hours and just see what we get.","text_w_direction":"Darryl, you know, I would love to just record some of your stories, just let the tape roll for six or eight or ten hours and just see what we get.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54384,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"Listen guys, we can do it all. We just have to divide Darryl's next 12 hours into 90-minute segments. I will go watch an eHow video on how to use Excel, and then we'll get this started.","text_w_direction":"Listen guys, we can do it all. We just have to divide Darryl's next 12 hours into 90-minute segments. I will go watch an eHow video on how to use Excel, and then we'll get this started.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54385,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. Okay, I made the mistake of sneaking out of here and that's on me. But I'm not gonna spend the rest of the day here doing stuff with you cause you're feeling sentimental.","text_w_direction":"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. Okay, I made the mistake of sneaking out of here and that's on me. But I'm not gonna spend the rest of the day here doing stuff with you cause you're feeling sentimental.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54386,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Meredith","text":"You have to!","text_w_direction":"You have to! [everyone grumbling]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54387,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey, hey, hey. I'll do one thing with y'all.","text_w_direction":"Hey, hey, hey. I'll do one thing with y'all.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54388,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"Which thing?","text_w_direction":"Which thing?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54389,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"I don't care, choose amongst yourselves. Not the van though.","text_w_direction":"I don't care, choose amongst yourselves. Not the van though.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54390,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Kevin, Kevin.","text_w_direction":"Kevin, Kevin.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54391,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, you know my name. Well, that is shocking.","text_w_direction":"Oh, you know my name. Well, that is shocking. [continues making noise]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54392,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Kevin, could you not do that?","text_w_direction":"Kevin, could you not do that?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54393,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"What? I'm moving the ink down in my pen, for work.","text_w_direction":"What? I'm moving the ink down in my pen, for work.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54394,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Here, use my pen.","text_w_direction":"Here, use my pen.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54395,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Don't tell me what to do!","text_w_direction":"Don't tell me what to do!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54396,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela & Oscar","text":"Shhh!","text_w_direction":"Shhh!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54397,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"No, I don't need this! And you obviously don't need me.","text_w_direction":"No, I don't need this! And you obviously don't need me.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54398,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Kevin, where are you going?","text_w_direction":"Kevin, where are you going?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54399,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Away. Tell Phillip that his stupid little baby wish came true.","text_w_direction":"Away. Tell Phillip that his stupid little baby wish came true.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54400,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"He just won't go down. It's as if he's excited by all this paper.","text_w_direction":"He just won't go down. It's as if he's excited by all this paper.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54401,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"I know. Earlier today he tried to eat some of the 24-weight letter bond.","text_w_direction":"I know. Earlier today he tried to eat some of the 24-weight letter bond.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54402,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Smart baby. That's the most flavorful bond.","text_w_direction":"Smart baby. That's the most flavorful bond.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54403,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, what's goin' on over here? Some sort of singing competition for the young'uns?","text_w_direction":"Hey, what's goin' on over here? Some sort of singing competition for the young'uns?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54404,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Casey","text":"You're back!","text_w_direction":"You're back!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54405,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"No, it's me, Andy!","text_w_direction":"No, it's me, Andy!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54406,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Casey","text":"No, I know.","text_w_direction":"No, I know.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54407,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"No, no, no. I'm wearing makeup.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no. I'm wearing makeup.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54408,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Casey","text":"You did a really great job. You even look shorter.","text_w_direction":"You did a really great job. You even look shorter.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54409,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, I took out my lifts.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I took out my lifts.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54410,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Casey","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54411,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, unlike Andy Bernard, this character is my real height.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, unlike Andy Bernard, this character is my real height.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54412,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Casey","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54413,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Esther","text":"All day long, it's moo the cows and cluck the hens. Get the sheep baa-ed. Oink the pigs.","text_w_direction":"All day long, it's moo the cows and cluck the hens. Get the sheep baa-ed. Oink the pigs.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54414,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Oink the pigs, that is very important.","text_w_direction":"Oink the pigs, that is very important. [watching Phillip]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54415,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Esther","text":"Dwight, I'm telling you about all the things that ma said after the horse kicked her in the head. Where are you? Dwight?","text_w_direction":"Dwight, I'm telling you about all the things that ma said after the horse kicked her in the head. Where are you? Dwight?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54416,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"The way that boy looks at the Galactica is precisely the way I look at the Galactica. And he eats the same kind of paper I do. Hmm.","text_w_direction":"The way that boy looks at the Galactica is precisely the way I look at the Galactica. And he eats the same kind of paper I do. Hmm.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54417,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Thank you, Esther.","text_w_direction":"[puts his grandmother's ring away] Thank you, Esther.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54418,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Esther","text":"Bye.","text_w_direction":"Bye.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54419,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"You threw the summoning bag at me, sir?","text_w_direction":"You threw the summoning bag at me, sir?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54420,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"I need you to perform a test.","text_w_direction":"I need you to perform a test.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54421,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Perform a test.","text_w_direction":"Perform a test.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54422,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"On an innocent baby.","text_w_direction":"On an innocent baby.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54423,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Ooh, I like where this is going. Unfortunately I have a lot of work today so I'm gonna have to hand this off to my number two. But, don't worry, he's the best in the biz.","text_w_direction":"Ooh, I like where this is going. Unfortunately I have a lot of work today so I'm gonna have to hand this off to my number two. But, don't worry, he's the best in the biz.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54424,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Damn straight.","text_w_direction":"Damn straight.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54425,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Unless you think he can't handle it.","text_w_direction":"Unless you think he can't handle it.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54426,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, he can handle it.","text_w_direction":"Hey, he can handle it.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54427,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54428,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Listen, listen. Shh, buddy. Stanley's sleeping. You don't want to wake up the grumpy old walrus, do you?","text_w_direction":"[holding Phillip] Listen, listen. Shh, buddy. Stanley's sleeping. You don't want to wake up the grumpy old walrus, do you?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54429,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Stanley","text":"I heard that.","text_w_direction":"I heard that.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54430,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phillip","text":"Mama.","text_w_direction":"Mama.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54431,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey, you want me to take the little diaper blaster? Pam can attest, there's no one better at getting brats to shut their yaps.","text_w_direction":"Hey, you want me to take the little diaper blaster? Pam can attest, there's no one better at getting brats to shut their yaps.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54432,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"He does have a gift.","text_w_direction":"He does have a gift.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54433,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Well, he's calling for his mom, but, okay, here, here you go. Careful, he bites.","text_w_direction":"Well, he's calling for his mom, but, okay, here, here you go. Careful, he bites.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54434,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phillip","text":"Mama.","text_w_direction":"Mama.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54435,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay. You ever been in a manager's office before?","text_w_direction":"Okay. [takes Phillip who immediately stops crying] You ever been in a manager's office before?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54436,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Phillip, you wanna play a little game? It's called \"Schrute or Consequences.\" You're gonna choose one of these two things. A check for a million dollars, or this dirty old beet. Yuck, pew! Which will it be? Money or the beet?","text_w_direction":"Phillip, you wanna play a little game? It's called \"Schrute or Consequences.\" You're gonna choose one of these two things. A check for a million dollars, or this dirty old beet. Yuck, pew! Which will it be? Money or the beet?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54437,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phillip","text":"Beet.","text_w_direction":"Beet.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54438,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Yeah. Any ordinary child would have taken the money, but you're no ordinary child are you? No. I can tell by your gorgeous, widely-set eyes.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Any ordinary child would have taken the money, but you're no ordinary child are you? No. I can tell by your gorgeous, widely-set eyes.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54439,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Check-in guy","text":"Sorry, folks, the judges are totally swamped. We are all done taking auditions.","text_w_direction":"Sorry, folks, the judges are totally swamped. We are all done taking auditions.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54440,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"People in line","text":"Oh come on! Hey!","text_w_direction":"Oh come on! Hey!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54441,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what?","text_w_direction":"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54442,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Check-in guy","text":"But thanks for coming out and be sure to watch America's Next A Cappella Sensa—","text_w_direction":"But thanks for coming out and be sure to watch America's Next A Cappella Sensa—","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54443,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You can't do that. You can't do that, we've all been waiting.","text_w_direction":"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You can't do that. You can't do that, we've all been waiting.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54444,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Check-in guy","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54445,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"I am going in there! Don't—","text_w_direction":"I am going in there! Don't—","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54446,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Check-in guy","text":"No, you're not, sir.","text_w_direction":"No, you're not, sir.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54447,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Don't—don't—","text_w_direction":"Don't—don't—","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54448,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Check-in guy","text":"Please don't.","text_w_direction":"Please don't.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54449,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Don't touch me.","text_w_direction":"Don't touch me.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54450,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Check-in guy","text":"I'm not touching you. Okay?","text_w_direction":"I'm not touching you. Okay? [Andy makes a break for it]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54451,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Casey","text":"Run, old man! Run! Run! Run for your life! Get off. Don't you dare. Don't get—I could see it. You were gonna get handsy with me. Not interested. I'm Casey Dean! You'll be seeing the last of me. Er, I meant you won't be seeing the last of me!","text_w_direction":"Run, old man! Run! Run! Run for your life! Get off. Don't you dare. Don't get—I could see it. You were gonna get handsy with me. Not interested. I'm Casey Dean! You'll be seeing the last of me. Er, I meant you won't be seeing the last of me!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54452,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Hey. Did you manage to feed him? I don't know what it is. He just keeps spitting out the nipple.","text_w_direction":"Hey. Did you manage to feed him? I don't know what it is. He just keeps spitting out the nipple.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54453,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"That is because this baby is of superior intelligence. He can tell when he's being tricked out of the experience of a real human breast.","text_w_direction":"That is because this baby is of superior intelligence. He can tell when he's being tricked out of the experience of a real human breast.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54454,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"He's not that smart. He doesn't know where I hid his duck.","text_w_direction":"He's not that smart. He doesn't know where I hid his duck.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54455,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Hi. You're still here. Oh, thank god. Clay Aiken, Santigold, Aaron Rodgers. You're like, my three favorite people ever.","text_w_direction":"[interrupting contestant singing \"Beautiful\" by Christina Aguilera] Hi. You're still here. Oh, thank god. Clay Aiken, Santigold, Aaron Rodgers. You're like, my three favorite people ever.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54456,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Santigold","text":"What is this?","text_w_direction":"What is this?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54457,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Sweetheart, you're amazing, okay? You're obviously gonna be on the show, so it's someone else's turn now. Yeah, go ahead. All right, my name is Ezra Cornell and I'm just a kindly old fellow with a song in my heart.","text_w_direction":"[shushing contestant] Sweetheart, you're amazing, okay? You're obviously gonna be on the show, so it's someone else's turn now. Yeah, go ahead. All right, [old man voice] my name is Ezra Cornell and I'm just a kindly old fellow with a song in my heart.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54458,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Aaron Rodgers","text":"No, you're a middle-aged man with a lot of makeup on.","text_w_direction":"No, you're a middle-aged man with a lot of makeup on.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54459,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Busted. Yes, got it. All right. Tried to get your attention with tricks, but you just want to hear me sing, I respect that.","text_w_direction":"Busted. Yes, got it. All right. Tried to get your attention with tricks, but you just want to hear me sing, I respect that.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54460,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Clay Aiken","text":"No, we do not want to hear you sing.","text_w_direction":"No, we do not want to hear you sing.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54461,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Santigold","text":"Gabriella was our last audition. Thank you. Goodbye.","text_w_direction":"Gabriella was our last audition. Thank you. Goodbye.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54462,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Nope! Can't end like this. Slept in my car last night, quit my job, burned all my bridges. I went to the bathroom on my boss's car. And I did unspeakable things with Carla Fern.","text_w_direction":"Nope! Can't end like this. Slept in my car last night, quit my job, burned all my bridges. I went to the bathroom on my boss's car. And I did unspeakable things with Carla Fern.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54463,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Aaron Rodgers","text":"Flag on the play.","text_w_direction":"Flag on the play.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54464,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"That's—that's what—yeah. Okay, all right, well, here's the song. Far above Cayuga's waters, with her waves so blue, stands our noble alma mater—","text_w_direction":"That's—that's what—yeah. Okay, all right, well, here's the song. [singing] Far above Cayuga's waters, with her waves so blue, stands our noble alma mater—","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54465,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Santigold","text":"What is this song?","text_w_direction":"What is this song?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54466,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Are you insane? It's the Cornell fight song.","text_w_direction":"Are you insane? It's the Cornell fight song.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54467,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Clay Aiken","text":"Listen, all right, thank you very much, we're not interested.","text_w_direction":"Listen, all right, thank you very much, we're not interested.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54468,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"You didn't let me finish. That's not fair.","text_w_direction":"You didn't let me finish. That's not fair.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54469,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Aaron Rodgers","text":"Look, man, you're not terrible. We've heard a lot of really good singers today and you're just not good enough.","text_w_direction":"Look, man, you're not terrible. We've heard a lot of really good singers today and you're just not good enough.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54470,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Wow, you guys are really mean. I guess that's the show. Let me try a different song, okay?","text_w_direction":"Wow, you guys are really mean. I guess that's the show. Let me try a different song, okay?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54471,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Aaron Rodgers","text":"Can he do this?","text_w_direction":"Can he do this?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54472,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Hey, hobo man, hey, dapper Dan, you both got your style, but, brother, you're never fully dressed without a smile. Yeah. Your clothes may be beau brummelly—","text_w_direction":"[singing] Hey, hobo man, hey, dapper Dan, you both got your style, but, brother, you're never fully dressed without a smile. [falters at the judges' reactions] Yeah. Your clothes may be beau brummelly—","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54473,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Santigold","text":"Look, you gotta go. You can't just sit here and cry.","text_w_direction":"Look, you gotta go. [Andy falls to his knees, sobbing] You can't just sit here and cry.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54474,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Oh I can so just sit here and cry!","text_w_direction":"Oh I can so just sit here and cry!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54475,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"[addressing camera after opening envelope on his desk] Thank you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54476,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Hey, Kev, how you doing, buddy?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Kev, how you doing, buddy?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54477,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Can't hear you. I'm giving you the silence treatment. How does it feel being ignored?","text_w_direction":"Can't hear you. I'm giving you the silence treatment. How does it feel being ignored?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54478,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Okay, I guess, it's just that Phillip got you something.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I guess, it's just that Phillip got you something.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54479,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Yeah, a $25 gift card, iTunes.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, a $25 gift card, iTunes.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54480,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"I think there's, like, $7 left.","text_w_direction":"I think there's, like, $7 left.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54481,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"It's just his way of saying, \"Thanks for letting me hang out in Accounting.\"","text_w_direction":"It's just his way of saying, \"Thanks for letting me hang out in Accounting.\"","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54482,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Phillip got this for me?","text_w_direction":"Phillip got this for me?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54483,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Sure.","text_w_direction":"Sure.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54484,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"That was a really cool move.","text_w_direction":"That was a really cool move.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54485,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Would you like to hold Phillip? Yeah. That's Kevin.","text_w_direction":"Would you like to hold Phillip? [hands off Phillip] Yeah. That's Kevin.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54486,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Whoa.","text_w_direction":"Whoa.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54487,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Easy.","text_w_direction":"Easy.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54488,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"What a chubbers. Whoa.","text_w_direction":"What a chubbers. Whoa.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54489,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Okay, watch it.","text_w_direction":"Okay, watch it.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54490,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"I'm losing my balance.","text_w_direction":"I'm losing my balance.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54491,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"No, Kevin, no.","text_w_direction":"No, Kevin, no.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54492,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Hey, no.","text_w_direction":"Hey, no.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54493,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Whoa!","text_w_direction":"Whoa!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54494,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"No horseplay.","text_w_direction":"No horseplay.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54495,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Stop it.","text_w_direction":"Stop it.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54496,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"You wanna play with the cactus?","text_w_direction":"You wanna play with the cactus?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54497,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"No, no!","text_w_direction":"No, no!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54498,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"So, me and Phillip were just talking and we decided we're gonna be best friends. He's a little standoffish at first. But once he starts buying you things, man, you can tell he likes you.","text_w_direction":"So, me and Phillip were just talking and we decided we're gonna be best friends. He's a little standoffish at first. But once he starts buying you things, man, you can tell he likes you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54499,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"We have our decision.","text_w_direction":"We have our decision.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54500,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"You chose one thing?","text_w_direction":"You chose one thing?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54501,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"We want to dance with you.","text_w_direction":"We want to dance with you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54502,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"You want to dance?","text_w_direction":"You want to dance?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54503,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"One dance, all of us together.","text_w_direction":"One dance, all of us together.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54504,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"This is what you want?","text_w_direction":"This is what you want?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54505,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"Absolutely.","text_w_direction":"Absolutely.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54506,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"Better get some decent speakers up here then, cause we're gonna do this right.","text_w_direction":"Better get some decent speakers up here then, cause we're gonna do this right.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54507,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes! [Stanley, Creed, Meredith and Creed all cheer]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54508,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Hey. You wanted to see me?","text_w_direction":"Hey. You wanted to see me?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54509,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Door. Chair. It's about Phillip.","text_w_direction":"Door. Chair. It's about Phillip.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54510,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"I am sorry he's here today but I had—","text_w_direction":"I am sorry he's here today but I had—","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54511,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"I believe that boy may be a Schrute. And if he is, that child needs to be accorded what is his. An enormous farm, an inheritance, and the right to be raised under rigorous Schrute traditions. You will, of course, be compensated with a marriage proposal.","text_w_direction":"I believe that boy may be a Schrute. And if he is, that child needs to be accorded what is his. An enormous farm, an inheritance, and the right to be raised under rigorous Schrute traditions. You will, of course, be compensated with a marriage proposal.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54512,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"How thoughtful.","text_w_direction":"How thoughtful.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54513,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Then the two of you would move to my 1,600-acre estate, which, let's face it, is a big step up from living in a gay man's closet.","text_w_direction":"Then the two of you would move to my 1,600-acre estate, which, let's face it, is a big step up from living in a gay man's closet.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54514,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"If he is your son, that's a great plan. But he's not. He's not your son.","text_w_direction":"If he is your son, that's a great plan. But he's not. He's not your son.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54515,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Very well.","text_w_direction":"Very well.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54516,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Can I go back to my desk now?","text_w_direction":"Can I go back to my desk now?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54517,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54518,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"What is this?","text_w_direction":"What is this?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54519,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Well I've been trying to tell you how I feel, and you wouldn't believe me, so I needed a little help.","text_w_direction":"Well I've been trying to tell you how I feel, and you wouldn't believe me, so [shows her DVD] I needed a little help.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54520,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim! I need my assistant to the regional manager. Code red.","text_w_direction":"Jim! I need my assistant to the regional manager. Code red.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54521,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"OK, I don't have my pocket code chart on me, right now, so.","text_w_direction":"OK, I don't have my pocket code chart on me, right now, so.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54522,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Now.","text_w_direction":"[throws \"now\" beanbag at Jim] Now.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54523,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"I have an assistant now, who can help you with whatever you need. He is lazy, so crack the whip.","text_w_direction":"I have an assistant now, who can help you with whatever you need. He is lazy, so crack the whip.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54524,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim. I'm not kidding. I need you.","text_w_direction":"Jim. I'm not kidding. I need you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54525,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Go ahead.","text_w_direction":"Go ahead.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54526,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Ok, um, this is...—I'll be right back.","text_w_direction":"Ok, um, this is... [leaves DVD with her]—I'll be right back.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54527,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"What do we got?","text_w_direction":"What do we got?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54528,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"I was thinking of proposing to Esther today.","text_w_direction":"I was thinking of proposing to Esther today.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54529,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Wow! Congratulations, that's a really big step.","text_w_direction":"Wow! Congratulations, that's a really big step.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54530,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"She's got a ton of great qualities. She's young, she's beautiful, genes so pure you could lick them. Her family admires me, my family tolerates hers. A lot of them are the same people because we're third cousins, which is great for bloodlines and isn't technically incest.","text_w_direction":"She's got a ton of great qualities. She's young, she's beautiful, genes so pure you could lick them. Her family admires me, my family tolerates hers. A lot of them are the same people because we're third cousins, which is great for bloodlines and isn't technically incest.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54531,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Right in the sweet spot. I think you're gonna be really happy.","text_w_direction":"Right in the sweet spot. I think you're gonna be really happy.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54532,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Plus her dowry contains a walk-in freezer full of frozen, premium cattle sperm.","text_w_direction":"Plus her dowry contains a walk-in freezer full of frozen, premium cattle sperm.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54533,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"That's a lot of pros.","text_w_direction":"[whistles] That's a lot of pros.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54534,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"And did I mention that she weaves? Colorful, durable blankets and rugs! It all adds up.","text_w_direction":"And did I mention that she weaves? Colorful, durable blankets and rugs! It all adds up.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54535,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"So what is the problem?","text_w_direction":"So what is the problem?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54536,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Angela.","text_w_direction":"Angela.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54537,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"I don't know what you want me to tell you, man. All I know is that every time I've been faced with a tough decision, there's only one thing that outweighs every other concern. One thing that will make you give up on everything you thought you knew, every instinct, every rational calculation.","text_w_direction":"I don't know what you want me to tell you, man. All I know is that every time I've been faced with a tough decision, there's only one thing that outweighs every other concern. One thing that will make you give up on everything you thought you knew, every instinct, every rational calculation.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54538,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Some sort of virus?","text_w_direction":"Some sort of virus?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54539,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Love.","text_w_direction":"Love.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54540,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54541,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight, listen","text_w_direction":"Dwight, listen","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54542,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"You're a good assistant, Jim.","text_w_direction":"You're a good assistant, Jim.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54543,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Not as good as you.","text_w_direction":"Not as good as you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54544,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"That's very true. Get the hell outta here.","text_w_direction":"That's very true. Get the hell outta here.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54545,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"You got it.","text_w_direction":"You got it.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54546,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"You watched it.","text_w_direction":"You watched it.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54547,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54548,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Well, then I guess you're ready for this.","text_w_direction":"Well, then I guess you're ready for this. [gives her the Christmas card]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54549,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"What's that?","text_w_direction":"What's that?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54550,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"It's from the teapot. Everything you'll ever need to know is in that note. Not enough for me? You are everything.","text_w_direction":"It's from the teapot. Everything you'll ever need to know is in that note. [Pam reads the card] Not enough for me? You are everything.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54551,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Pam","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54552,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"Ok, everybody ready?","text_w_direction":"Ok, everybody ready?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54553,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"Hit it, red!","text_w_direction":"Hit it, red! [\"Boogie Wonderland\" by Earth Wind & Fire plays as Darryl dances with each member of the office]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54554,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Darryl","text":"I wanted to leave quietly. It seemed dignified. But having Kevin grind up on my front while Erin pretends to hump me from behind is a more accurate tribute to my years here. I'm gonna miss these guys.","text_w_direction":"I wanted to leave quietly. It seemed dignified. But having Kevin grind up on my front while Erin pretends to hump me from behind is a more accurate tribute to my years here. I'm gonna miss these guys.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54555,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Ok, I've got my—","text_w_direction":"Ok, I've got my—","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54556,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Meredith","text":"See you guys at Poor Richard's, all right?","text_w_direction":"See you guys at Poor Richard's, all right?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54557,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"All right, Meredith.","text_w_direction":"All right, Meredith.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54558,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Okay, bye.","text_w_direction":"Okay, bye.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54559,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"See you there.","text_w_direction":"See you there.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54560,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Bye, Phillip. High five.","text_w_direction":"Bye, Phillip. High five.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54561,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Yay! I am gonna drop Phillip off at my mother's, and I'll meet you at Poor Richard's in an hour.","text_w_direction":"Yay! I am gonna drop Phillip off at my mother's, and I'll meet you at Poor Richard's in an hour.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54562,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Are you sure you don't want me to drop him off?","text_w_direction":"Are you sure you don't want me to drop him off?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54563,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"She doesn't know I'm living with a straight woman. I don't want to get her hopes up.","text_w_direction":"She doesn't know I'm living with a straight woman. I don't want to get her hopes up.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54564,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"All right. Bye, buddy. Bye, bye, bye!","text_w_direction":"All right. Bye, buddy. Bye, bye, bye!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54565,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"Oh, my goodness.","text_w_direction":"Oh, my goodness.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54566,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Pull over!","text_w_direction":"[in bullhorn] Pull over!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54567,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Dwight?","text_w_direction":"Dwight?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54568,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Move to the side of the road!","text_w_direction":"Move to the side of the road!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54569,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Why?","text_w_direction":"Why?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54570,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Pull over!","text_w_direction":"Pull over!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54571,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"What do you—Dwight!","text_w_direction":"What do you—Dwight! [Dwight cuts her off in his car, they pull over]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54572,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Dwight! What the is your problem!","text_w_direction":"[getting out of her car] Dwight! What the [bleep] is your problem!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54573,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Shut up, woman!","text_w_direction":"[on bullhorn still] Shut up, woman!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54574,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Who drives like that?","text_w_direction":"Who drives like that?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54575,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Listen to me! I love you! And I don't care that Phillip's not my son. I will raise 100 children with 100 of your lovers if it means that I can be with you!","text_w_direction":"Listen to me! I love you! And I don't care that Phillip's not my son. I will raise 100 children with 100 of your lovers if it means that I can be with you!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54576,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Can you put that down?","text_w_direction":"Can you put that down?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54577,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"This expresses how loudly I love you.","text_w_direction":"This expresses how loudly I love you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54578,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"It's too loud.","text_w_direction":"It's too loud.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54579,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"This is a ring, taken from the buttocks of my grandmother, put there by the gangster patriarch of the Coors dynasty, melted in a foundry run by Mennonites.","text_w_direction":"[puts down bullhorn and kneels] This is a ring, taken from the buttocks of my grandmother, put there by the gangster patriarch of the Coors dynasty, melted in a foundry run by Mennonites.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54580,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Okay, yes—yes, I will! I love you!","text_w_direction":"Okay, yes—yes, I will! [they kiss] I love you!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54581,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"I love you!","text_w_direction":"I love you!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54582,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"And I lied to you.","text_w_direction":"And I lied to you.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54583,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"What?","text_w_direction":"What?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54584,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"Phillip's your son.","text_w_direction":"Phillip's your son.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54585,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"What? Why would you say that—","text_w_direction":"What? Why would you say that—","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54586,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"I just needed you to want to marry me because you wanted to marry me.","text_w_direction":"I just needed you to want to marry me because you wanted to marry me.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54587,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Dwight","text":"Get out! I'm a dad!","text_w_direction":"[excited] Get out! I'm a dad!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54588,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Angela","text":"You're a dad!","text_w_direction":"You're a dad!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54589,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Creed","text":"Hey, grab a seat. We have that table and that table, but not that table or that table or that table. Floor's up for grabs. Meredith has been hogging the can. Oh!","text_w_direction":"Hey, grab a seat. We have that table and that table, but not that table or that table or that table. Floor's up for grabs. Meredith has been hogging the can. [Dwight kisses Creed's head] Oh!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54590,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"You have to change the channel to PBS.","text_w_direction":"You have to change the channel to PBS.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54591,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54592,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Bartender","text":"College baseball is on.","text_w_direction":"College baseball is on.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54593,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"But there's a documentary coming up. Everyone in the bar will love it.","text_w_direction":"But there's a documentary coming up. Everyone in the bar will love it.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54594,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Bartender","text":"What's it about?","text_w_direction":"What's it about?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54595,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Erin","text":"A paper company.","text_w_direction":"A paper company.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54596,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Bartender","text":"How many people want the game? Who wants PBS? Sorry. Tie means I do nothing.","text_w_direction":"How many people want the game? [half the bar cheers] Who wants PBS? [other half cheers] Sorry. Tie means I do nothing.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54597,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Sir, please. This show is about me and my attempts to find love in all the wrong places.","text_w_direction":"Sir, please. This show is about me and my attempts to find love in all the wrong places.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54598,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"One more for the doc.","text_w_direction":"One more for the doc. [the office staff cheers]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54599,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Bartender","text":"All right.","text_w_direction":"All right.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54600,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54601,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Clark","text":"Hey, how was the singing show audition?","text_w_direction":"Hey, how was the singing show audition?","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54602,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Andy","text":"Oh. Eh, whatever. No big deal.","text_w_direction":"Oh. Eh, whatever. No big deal.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54603,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Creed","text":"Ok, thirty seconds to showtime!","text_w_direction":"Ok, thirty seconds to showtime!","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54604,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Kevin","text":"I feel scared a little.","text_w_direction":"I feel scared a little.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54605,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Phyllis","text":"Yeah, I'm not ready for this.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I'm not ready for this.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54606,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Stanley","text":"No one is ready for this. You can't be ready for this. We don't even know what this is.","text_w_direction":"No one is ready for this. You can't be ready for this. We don't even know what this is.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54607,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Oscar","text":"One thing we do know, nothing will ever be the same.","text_w_direction":"One thing we do know, nothing will ever be the same.","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54608,"season":9,"episode":22,"episode_name":"A.A.R.M","director":"David Rogers","writer":"Brent Forrester","character":"Jim","text":"Here we go.","text_w_direction":"Here we go. [documentary starts with the first scene of \"Pilot\"]","imdb_rating":9.3,"total_votes":2860,"air_date":"2013-05-09"}
{"index":54609,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"The documentary series finished airing ages ago. Why is PBS sending another crew?","text_w_direction":"The documentary series finished airing ages ago. Why is PBS sending another crew?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54610,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Camera Man","text":"We're getting bonus footage for the DVD.","text_w_direction":"We're getting bonus footage for the DVD.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54611,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"pff, Nobody buys DVDs anymore.","text_w_direction":"pff, Nobody buys DVDs anymore.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54612,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Camera Man","text":"It'll be a pledge gift.","text_w_direction":"It'll be a pledge gift.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54613,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"PBS. The propaganda wing of Bill and Melinda Gates and viewers like you.","text_w_direction":"PBS. The propaganda wing of Bill and Melinda Gates and viewers like you.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54614,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"In the past year, I have consolidated the entire Scranton paper market. We regained the white pages, the school district, Lackawanna county. We supply them all. I'm getting married tomorrow afternoon, and in the morning, there's a mini-reunion. A kind of a \"where are they now\" panel at a local theatre. It'll be nice to see everyone again. I haven't seen Kevin since we let him go.","text_w_direction":"In the past year, I have consolidated the entire Scranton paper market. We regained the white pages, the school district, Lackawanna county. We supply them all. I'm getting married tomorrow afternoon, and in the morning, there's a mini-reunion. A kind of a \"where are they now\" panel at a local theatre. It'll be nice to see everyone again. [laughs] I haven't seen Kevin since we let him go.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54615,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Today marks several important milestones. Stanley, as you know, is retiring.","text_w_direction":"[mimicking trumpet] Today marks several important milestones. Stanley, as you know, is retiring.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54616,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"Yes! Whoo, whoo, whoo!","text_w_direction":"Yes! Whoo, whoo, whoo!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54617,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"Ah, I've been looking forward to this day since I was 18 years old.","text_w_direction":"Ah, I've been looking forward to this day since I was 18 years old.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54618,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"Speech!","text_w_direction":"Speech!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54619,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"No! And our next and most thickly frosted cake is...for...Kevin.","text_w_direction":"No! And our next and most thickly frosted cake is...for...Kevin.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54620,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"Yes! Wait, why?","text_w_direction":"Yes! Wait, why?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54621,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Go ahead and just read the frosting.","text_w_direction":"Go ahead and just read the frosting.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54622,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"\"Get out.\"","text_w_direction":"\"Get out.\"","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54623,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh-huh.","text_w_direction":"Uh-huh.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54624,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"What does that mean?","text_w_direction":"What does that mean?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54625,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"It's a colloquial way of saying \"you're fired,\" Kevin, which you are.","text_w_direction":"It's a colloquial way of saying \"you're fired,\" Kevin, which you are.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54626,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"What? Dwight, you can't do that.","text_w_direction":"What? Dwight, you can't do that.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54627,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"The cake has spoken Pam. Sorry.","text_w_direction":"The cake has spoken Pam. Sorry.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54628,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"All","text":"What?!","text_w_direction":"What?!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54629,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Well if anyone here can make a case for Kevin staying.","text_w_direction":"Well if anyone here can make a case for Kevin staying.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54630,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"All","text":"Dwight...","text_w_direction":"Dwight...[overlapping objections]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54631,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Based...on his merit.","text_w_direction":"Based...on his merit.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54632,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"Ooh.","text_w_direction":"Ooh.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54633,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Umm....","text_w_direction":"Umm....","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54634,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"I'm...good.","text_w_direction":"I'm...good.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54635,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Well, Toby will stop it. Anytime anyone's ever been fired, Toby's blocked it, so...","text_w_direction":"Well, Toby will stop it. Anytime anyone's ever been fired, Toby's blocked it, so...","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54636,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Yeah. Yeah, I don't think...","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Yeah, I don't think...","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54637,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Toby, wait. Wait. Hold that thought. Here's your cake. Bye, bye Toby.","text_w_direction":"Toby, wait. Wait. Hold that thought. Here's your cake. [squirts frosting on the top] Bye, bye Toby.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54638,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"At least I got chocolate.","text_w_direction":"[crying] At least I got chocolate.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54639,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"I bike to work now. Saves on gas, cheaper than a vasectomy and, uh, oh, yeah, it's good for the environment too.","text_w_direction":"I bike to work now. Saves on gas, cheaper than a vasectomy and, uh, oh, yeah, it's good for the environment too.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54640,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Pam and I are great. She just recently finished her mural for the Irish cultural center.","text_w_direction":"Pam and I are great. She just recently finished her mural for the Irish cultural center.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54641,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Crowd","text":"Whoo! Yeah","text_w_direction":"Whoo! Yeah","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54642,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Can you clap! Can you clap for mom?","text_w_direction":"[to Cici] Can you clap! Can you clap for mom?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54643,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"And Dwight is imitating Japanese business practices for reasons he explained to us in Japanese.","text_w_direction":"And Dwight is imitating Japanese business practices for reasons he explained to us in Japanese.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54644,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Angela, are you ready for the wedding?","text_w_direction":"[whispering] Angela, are you ready for the wedding?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54645,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Yes. My heart is so open, I am so at peace. Look at Meredith. She's disgusting. Those feet. They're like the paws of an orangutan.","text_w_direction":"[whispering] Yes. My heart is so open, I am so at peace. [scoffs] Look at Meredith. She's disgusting. Those feet. They're like the paws of an orangutan.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54646,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I think she looks good. Now that she's wearing sports bras, we don't see her boobs as much.","text_w_direction":"I think she looks good. Now that she's wearing sports bras, we don't see her boobs as much.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54647,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"That is all. Have a good morning.","text_w_direction":"That is all. Have a good morning.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54648,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54649,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"What was that for?","text_w_direction":"[after Angela kisses Dwight] What was that for?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54650,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"To remind you that our wedding's gonna be wonderful.","text_w_direction":"[laughing] To remind you that our wedding's gonna be wonderful.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54651,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Ah. I know. It just feels so empty with so many of the old gang gone.","text_w_direction":"Ah. I know. It just feels so empty with so many of the old gang gone.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54652,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"D, it's gonna be perfect. The only people that need to be there are you and me.","text_w_direction":"D, it's gonna be perfect. The only people that need to be there are you and me.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54653,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, and the old man to feed us the cheese that he's been fermenting since the day of my birth. You keep forgetting about him.","text_w_direction":"Oh, and the old man to feed us the cheese that he's been fermenting since the day of my birth. You keep forgetting about him.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54654,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"I don't...I don't know why.","text_w_direction":"I don't...I don't know why.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54655,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"I brought in some new faces, and one old. I always like Devon. I hired him back after Creed faked his own death in the baler the day after the doc aired. The only person he fooled was Kevin. Then the police showed up. Turns out, Creed was in the band \"The Grass Roots\" in the 1960's. During that time, the police say he sold drugs and trafficked in endangered species meat and stole weapons-grade LSD from the military.","text_w_direction":"I brought in some new faces, and one old. I always like Devon. I hired him back after Creed faked his own death in the baler the day after the doc aired. The only person he fooled was Kevin. Then the police showed up. Turns out, Creed was in the band \"The Grass Roots\" in the 1960's. During that time, the police say he sold drugs and trafficked in endangered species meat and stole weapons-grade LSD from the military.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54656,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh, some fudge?","text_w_direction":"Oh, some fudge?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54657,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Malcolm","text":"Oh, thanks. I love your fudge.","text_w_direction":"Oh, thanks. I love your fudge.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54658,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Thanks.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54659,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Malcolm","text":"I think I gained a couple of pounds since I got here.","text_w_direction":"I think I gained a couple of pounds since I got here.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54660,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh, you can afford it.","text_w_direction":"[laughing] Oh, you can afford it.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54661,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"After 16 years, it's strange sitting across from somebody who isn't Stanley. But...he'll get there.","text_w_direction":"After 16 years, it's strange sitting across from somebody who isn't Stanley. But...he'll get there.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54662,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, the limo's gonna be here at five. I need everybody to be ready ‘cause I want to pack in a lot.","text_w_direction":"Okay, the limo's gonna be here at five. I need everybody to be ready ‘cause I want to pack in a lot.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54663,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Zeke","text":"Party time! Whorehouse!","text_w_direction":"Party time! Whorehouse!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54664,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Uh, no. No whorehouse. This is Dwight's night, okay?","text_w_direction":"Uh, no. No whorehouse. This is Dwight's night, okay?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54665,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Zeke","text":"Well, you're the bestisch mensch.","text_w_direction":"Well, you're the bestisch mensch.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54666,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight has made me his bestisch mensch. Which is Schrute for best man. He's putting himself entirely in my hands tonight. And I know for over 12 years I've done nothing but trick and prank him but tonight...only good surprises. \"Guten Pranken\".","text_w_direction":"Dwight has made me his bestisch mensch. Which is Schrute for best man. He's putting himself entirely in my hands tonight. And I know for over 12 years I've done nothing but trick and prank him but tonight...only good surprises. \"Guten Pranken\". [chuckles]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54667,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh hey, Jim. I forgot to mention. Oftentimes, in Hollywood portrayals of bachelor parties, there are accidental murders. That won't be necessary tonight.","text_w_direction":"Oh hey, Jim. I forgot to mention. Oftentimes, in Hollywood portrayals of bachelor parties, there are accidental murders. That won't be necessary tonight.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54668,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Clark","text":"Great, now we got three hours to fill.","text_w_direction":"Great, now we got three hours to fill.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54669,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, hold on. Are you sure Mose isn't going to show up?","text_w_direction":"Okay, hold on. Are you sure Mose isn't going to show up?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54670,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Ever since Angela moved in and Mose had to stop sleeping at the foot of my bed, he's been acting pretty weird about this whole wedding thing.","text_w_direction":"Ever since Angela moved in and Mose had to stop sleeping at the foot of my bed, he's been acting pretty weird about this whole wedding thing.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54671,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Mose has been weird? That's so unlike him.","text_w_direction":"Mose has been weird? That's so unlike him.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54672,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, sure, I'll talk about it. Why not? American's next A Cappella Sensation aired my audition. And when I started sobbing uncontrollably, apparently that struck a chord with quite a lot of people. Not a very compassionate chord. The clip went viral, as they say","text_w_direction":"Yeah, sure, I'll talk about it. Why not? American's next A Cappella Sensation aired my audition. And when I started sobbing uncontrollably, apparently that struck a chord with quite a lot of people. Not a very compassionate chord. The clip went viral, as they say","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54673,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Casey Dean","text":"You can't just sit here and cry.","text_w_direction":"You can't just sit here and cry.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54674,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Oh, I can so just sit here and cry!","text_w_direction":"Oh, I can so just sit here and cry!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54675,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Two million hits in the first week and then the parodies started. One from the Philippines got 12 million hits. And the late night comedy guys had a field day with it.","text_w_direction":"Two million hits in the first week and then the parodies started. One from the Philippines got 12 million hits. And the late night comedy guys had a field day with it.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54676,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Bill Hader","text":"","text_w_direction":"[fake crying]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54677,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Seth Mayers","text":"Oh, Don't. Aw, come on, Baby Wawa. Don't be such a baby.","text_w_direction":"Oh, Don't. Aw, come on, Baby Wawa. Don't be such a baby.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54678,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Bill Hader","text":"","text_w_direction":"[crying and pouring eye drops in his eyes]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54679,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Seth Mayers","text":"Oh, No. It's gonna be alright.","text_w_direction":"Oh, No. It's gonna be alright.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54680,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Bill Hader","text":"","text_w_direction":"[pulling multiple tissues out]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54681,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Seth Mayers","text":"It's gonna be all right. For Weekend Update I'm Seth Meyers. That's Baby Wawa. Good night.","text_w_direction":"It's gonna be all right. For Weekend Update I'm Seth Meyers. That's Baby Wawa. Good night.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54682,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Bill Hader","text":"Bye!","text_w_direction":"[still crying] Bye!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54683,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"After my clip blew up, I actually got a call from the double rainbow guy and the fat Star Wars kid. Turns out they have a support group. Not really my scene.","text_w_direction":"After my clip blew up, I actually got a call from the double rainbow guy and the fat Star Wars kid. Turns out they have a support group. [pause] Not really my scene.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54684,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"Years ago, the senator promised a left turn lane by the Arby's. So I wanna know where in the name of horsey sauce is it? Well, yeah, you...hold on.","text_w_direction":"[on the phone] Years ago, the senator promised a left turn lane by the Arby's. So I wanna know where in the name of horsey sauce is it? Well, yeah, you...hold on.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54685,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dakota","text":"Hi. I keep seeing this symbol in the accounts from last year. It's..it's all over the place. I don't know what it means.","text_w_direction":"Hi. I keep seeing this symbol in the accounts from last year. It's..it's all over the place. I don't know what it means.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54686,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"That's the reason Kevin got fired. It's his magic number. He used to use it to balance his accounts. He used to call it a Keleven. He told Dwight, \"A mistake plus Keleven gets you home by seven.\" He was home by 4","text_w_direction":"That's the reason Kevin got fired. It's his magic number. He used to use it to balance his accounts. He used to call it a Keleven. He told Dwight, [imitating Kevin] \"A mistake plus Keleven gets you home by seven.\" He was home by 4","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54687,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh, I live in Poland now. The Scranton of the E.U. Thank you for flying me out here for the weekend. I'm looking forward to the reunion panel tomorrow. Can't wait to see everyone. Well, almost everyone.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I live in Poland now. The Scranton of the E.U. Thank you for flying me out here for the weekend. I'm looking forward to the reunion panel tomorrow. Can't wait to see everyone. Well, almost everyone.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54688,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Hello! Hello!","text_w_direction":"Hello! [laughing] Hello!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54689,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Nellie","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54690,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Hi!","text_w_direction":"Hi! [goes to hug Nellie]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54691,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Nellie","text":"No.","text_w_direction":"No.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54692,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh. [laughs nervously]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54693,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Nellie","text":"How did you now my plane had arrived? How long have you been stalking me?","text_w_direction":"How did you now my plane had arrived? How long have you been stalking me?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54694,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Oh, no, no. no. My plane just got in. From New York. Are you still with Piotr?","text_w_direction":"Oh, no, no. no. My plane just got in. From New York. Are you still with Piotr?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54695,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Nellie","text":"No. And I thought I unfriended you.","text_w_direction":"No. And I thought I unfriended you.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54696,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Anyone can follow a Twitter feed. Wanna share a cab?","text_w_direction":"Anyone can follow a Twitter feed. Wanna share a cab?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54697,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"[alone in cab} After Dwight fired me, I moved to New York to write the great American novel. I have six roommates. Heh. Which are better than friends, you know ‘cause they have to give you one month's notice before they leave.","text_w_direction":"[alone in cab} After Dwight fired me, I moved to New York to write the great American novel. I have six roommates. Heh. Which are better than friends, you know ‘cause they have to give you one month's notice before they leave.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54698,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Hey-OH!","text_w_direction":"Hey-OH!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54699,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"Andy?","text_w_direction":"Andy?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54700,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"You're back?","text_w_direction":"You're back?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54701,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54702,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Malcolm","text":"That's Baby Wawa, right? Oh, my God!","text_w_direction":"[whispering to Phyllis] That's Baby Wawa, right? Oh, my God!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54703,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Hey man, good to see you.","text_w_direction":"Hey man, good to see you.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54704,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Thank you. Yeah,","text_w_direction":"Thank you. Yeah,","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54705,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":". Andy...","text_w_direction":"[hugging Andy]. Andy...","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54706,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Hey! Aw! A bear hug from my favorite mama grizzly.","text_w_direction":"Hey! Aw! A bear hug from my favorite mama grizzly.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54707,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"Andy, I've been worried about you. How are you?","text_w_direction":"Andy, I've been worried about you. How are you?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54708,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"A little warm.","text_w_direction":"A little warm.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54709,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"Poor, poor Andy.","text_w_direction":"Poor, poor Andy.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54710,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Okay. Aw. Thank you Phyllis.","text_w_direction":"[struggling] Okay. Aw. Thank you Phyllis.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54711,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"Hello, hello.","text_w_direction":"Hello, hello.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54712,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54713,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"Darryl!","text_w_direction":"Darryl!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54714,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54715,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey, what's up?","text_w_direction":"Hey, what's up?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54716,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Didn't I just see you at the airport jumping in a limo?","text_w_direction":"Didn't I just see you at the airport jumping in a limo?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54717,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"What? Must've been another devilishly handsome debonair individual.","text_w_direction":"What? Must've been another devilishly handsome debonair individual.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54718,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Hmm.","text_w_direction":"Hmm.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54719,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey, man. How are you doing? I, um...I didn't call ‘cause I figured you changed the number.","text_w_direction":"Hey, man. How are you doing? I, um...I didn't call ‘cause I figured you changed the number.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54720,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"No I didn't change the number. All good though. Phone never rings.","text_w_direction":"No I didn't change the number. All good though. Phone never rings.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54721,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"What? Ooh!","text_w_direction":"What? Ooh!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54722,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Surprise!","text_w_direction":"Surprise!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54723,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"I thought you guys couldn't come.","text_w_direction":"I thought you guys couldn't come.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54724,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah, but then they moved the panel to the same weekend and the Doc crew paid to fly us in. It was kismet.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but then they moved the panel to the same weekend and the Doc crew paid to fly us in. It was kismet.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54725,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Kismet? Yeah, right. Pam and I came up with excuses for every other weekend. You remember my two lap band surgeries, right? Neither do I? \"Guten Prank\" number one.","text_w_direction":"Kismet? Yeah, right. Pam and I came up with excuses for every other weekend. You remember my two lap band surgeries, right? Neither do I? \"Guten Prank\" number one.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54726,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"You ready for tonight? We gonna tear up the town?","text_w_direction":"You ready for tonight? We gonna tear up the town?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54727,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Uh, better ask Jim.","text_w_direction":"Uh, better ask Jim.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54728,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"And Jim will say nothing.","text_w_direction":"And Jim will say nothing.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54729,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Darryl! Andy!","text_w_direction":"[enters] Darryl! Andy!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54730,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Hey! Pam!","text_w_direction":"Hey! Pam!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54731,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey, Pam! How are you?","text_w_direction":"Hey, Pam! How are you?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54732,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"We're fine. Yeah. And I'm sure that you guys are fine too. Because why wouldn't you be?","text_w_direction":"We're fine. Yeah. [hugs both Darryl and Andy] And I'm sure that you guys are fine too. Because why wouldn't you be?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54733,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Mm-hmm.","text_w_direction":"Mm-hmm.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54734,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Darryl, oh, my gosh. How is Austin? Tell me everything. How's the merger? I feel like I read about Athlead all the time.","text_w_direction":"Darryl, oh, my gosh. How is Austin? Tell me everything. How's the merger? I feel like I read about Athlead all the time.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54735,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"I love it. And it's Athleap now. And the city is amazing.","text_w_direction":"I love it. And it's Athleap now. And the city is amazing.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54736,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah?","text_w_direction":"Yeah?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54737,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah. Yeah, it's hot. The music is awesome. And the tacos are...for real.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. Yeah, it's hot. The music is awesome. And the tacos are...for real.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54738,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Wow! That sounds incredible.. Oh, guys. Limo's here. Let's do this. Change if you need to.","text_w_direction":"Wow! That sounds incredible. [checking cell phone]. Oh, guys. Limo's here. Let's do this. Change if you need to.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54739,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"Whoo, whoo, whoo.","text_w_direction":"Whoo, whoo, whoo.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54740,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, you guys, have fun. You too, Andy.","text_w_direction":"Okay, you guys, have fun. You too, Andy.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54741,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"Yeah!","text_w_direction":"Yeah!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54742,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Aw!","text_w_direction":"Aw!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54743,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"Woah-Oh! Haven't been in one of these in forever.","text_w_direction":"Woah-Oh! Haven't been in one of these in forever.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54744,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"They wanted me to go to the bachelorette party with the girls. Really? Such a cliché. I'm a man. So I'm going to the bachelor party with the boys. I just have to remember how I acted before I came out.","text_w_direction":"They wanted me to go to the bachelorette party with the girls. Really? Such a cliché. I'm a man. So I'm going to the bachelor party with the boys. I just have to remember how I acted before I came out.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54745,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"WASSUUUUP!","text_w_direction":"WASSUUUUP! [laughing]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54746,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Wait, why are we stopping? Jim, this isn't on the itinerary.","text_w_direction":"Wait, why are we stopping? Jim, this isn't on the itinerary.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54747,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Get out.","text_w_direction":"Get out.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54748,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim...wha... Come on! What...what are you gonna whack me, Jim?","text_w_direction":"Jim...wha... Come on! What...what are you gonna whack me, Jim?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54749,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"No, Dwight. You'll be doing the whacking.","text_w_direction":"No, Dwight. You'll be doing the whacking.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54750,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"A bazooka. You remembered.","text_w_direction":"A bazooka. You remembered.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54751,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Of course I did.","text_w_direction":"Of course I did.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54752,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":". Get out of my way.","text_w_direction":"[tearful laugh]. Get out of my way.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54753,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"All","text":"OH!","text_w_direction":"OH! [all laugh and applaud after Dwight fires the bazooka]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54754,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Woo! Okay!","text_w_direction":"Woo! Okay!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54755,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Yeah! Guten Prank number two.","text_w_direction":"Yeah! [to camera] Guten Prank number two.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54756,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Private Room.","text_w_direction":"Private Room.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54757,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"Yeah, brosef.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, brosef.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54758,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Amazing.","text_w_direction":"Amazing.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54759,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Enjoy, enjoy.","text_w_direction":"Enjoy, enjoy.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54760,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Guy","text":"Hey, I know you. Are you gonna sit here and cry?","text_w_direction":"Hey, I know you. Are you gonna sit here and cry?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54761,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, man, easy.","text_w_direction":"Okay, man, easy.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54762,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Guy","text":"","text_w_direction":"[fake cries]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54763,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, dude, leave him alone. What are you doing?","text_w_direction":"Hey, dude, leave him alone. What are you doing?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54764,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Jim, it's fine. He'll just get you on his cell phone and then that'll go viral.","text_w_direction":"Jim, it's fine. He'll just get you on his cell phone and then that'll go viral.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54765,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"That happens a lot?","text_w_direction":"That happens a lot?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54766,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Yeah, I guess. But things are going well actually. I spoke at Cornell during commencement week. I mean, the seniors invited me as a joke but it was a huge success.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I guess. But things are going well actually. I spoke at Cornell during commencement week. I mean, the seniors invited me as a joke but it was a huge success.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54767,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"Well, I bet it was a smash.","text_w_direction":"Well, I bet it was a smash.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54768,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"That's how I got my new job in the admissions office.","text_w_direction":"That's how I got my new job in the admissions office.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54769,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"Is that a volunteer program or...","text_w_direction":"Is that a volunteer program or...","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54770,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"No. It's a job. Things are going great.","text_w_direction":"No. It's a job. Things are going great.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54771,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"Let's get a drink in you, huh?","text_w_direction":"Let's get a drink in you, huh?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54772,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54773,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"Whoo-hoo. Let's get this party started!","text_w_direction":"Whoo-hoo. Let's get this party started!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54774,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Rachel","text":"Where's my angel.","text_w_direction":"Where's my angel.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54775,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"This is my big sister Rachel.","text_w_direction":"This is my big sister Rachel.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54776,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Rachel","text":"No, this is my big sister Angela.","text_w_direction":"No, this is my big sister Angela.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54777,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"We're very close. We even have our own special language.","text_w_direction":"[laughs] We're very close. We even have our own special language.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54778,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Rachel","text":"","text_w_direction":"[speaks in a special language]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54779,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"People love it.","text_w_direction":"People love it.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54780,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Rachel","text":"They do.","text_w_direction":"They do.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54781,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Man, how long have we been sitting here?","text_w_direction":"[sighs] Man, how long have we been sitting here?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54782,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stripper","text":"Hi, boys!","text_w_direction":"Hi, boys!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54783,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"All","text":"Ohh...","text_w_direction":"Ohh...","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54784,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Clark","text":"Here we go!","text_w_direction":"Here we go!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54785,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, Thank God. We are famished!","text_w_direction":"Oh, Thank God. We are famished!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54786,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stripper","text":"Hey, did somebody order the chef special?","text_w_direction":"Hey, did somebody order the chef special?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54787,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"Right there.","text_w_direction":"Right there.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54788,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"No, we haven't ordered anything. No one's even taken our drinks. Uh, what is the chef special?","text_w_direction":"No, we haven't ordered anything. No one's even taken our drinks. Uh, what is the chef special? [music plays and stripper starts dancing on Dwight]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54789,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stripper","text":"I bet you boys have a big appetite.","text_w_direction":"I bet you boys have a big appetite.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54790,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, we do. So we'll have an onion loaf for the table, please. And tell us about your heartiest soups.","text_w_direction":"Oh, we do. So we'll have an onion loaf for the table, please. And tell us about your heartiest soups.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54791,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stripper","text":"Mm, I know what you want. I know exactly what you want.","text_w_direction":"Mm, I know what you want. I know exactly what you want.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54792,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes, an onion loaf for the table but that's not all. Now the chef special sounded good. What is it exactly?","text_w_direction":"Yes, an onion loaf for the table but that's not all. Now the chef special sounded good. What is it exactly?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54793,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stripper","text":"Ohh, shh.","text_w_direction":"Ohh, shh. [places finger over Dwight's lips]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54794,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Okay, what are you doing? Are you giving me a taste of the chef's special? Tastes like cigarettes. That won't work. That's no good.","text_w_direction":"Okay, what are you doing? Are you giving me a taste of the chef's special? Tastes like cigarettes. That won't work. That's no good.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54795,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Erin","text":"Whoo!","text_w_direction":"Whoo!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54796,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"What? Okay.","text_w_direction":"What? [knock at the door] Okay.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54797,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, boy.","text_w_direction":"Oh, boy.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54798,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Erin","text":"Oh!","text_w_direction":"Oh!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54799,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jakey","text":"Heard you guys needed some pipes fixed or cleaned or whatever.","text_w_direction":"Heard you guys needed some pipes fixed or cleaned or whatever.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54800,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"Angela's special repairman is here.","text_w_direction":"Angela's special repairman is here.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54801,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Wait, what is this?","text_w_direction":"Wait, what is this?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54802,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"Shut up. Jakey?","text_w_direction":"Shut up. Jakey?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54803,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jakey","text":"Mom?","text_w_direction":"Mom?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54804,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Wait, wait. What?","text_w_direction":"Wait, wait. What?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54805,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jakey","text":"Oh, man.","text_w_direction":"Oh, man.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54806,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"No, no, no, no. Just do your wok. Pretend mom's not here.","text_w_direction":"No, no, no, no. Just do your wok. Pretend mom's not here.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54807,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Uh, that seems inappropriate.","text_w_direction":"Uh, that seems inappropriate.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54808,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"Give the good show, my little entrepreneur.","text_w_direction":"Give the good show, my little entrepreneur.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54809,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jakey","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54810,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"Take it off.. Yeah! Good song choice, Jakey. Stripper's only as good as his song.","text_w_direction":"Take it off. [music play]. Yeah! Good song choice, Jakey. Stripper's only as good as his song.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54811,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Rachel","text":"oh, wowee wow.","text_w_direction":"oh, wowee wow.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54812,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Okay...","text_w_direction":"Okay...","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54813,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Whoo-hoo...go, Meredith's stripper son.","text_w_direction":"Whoo-hoo...go, Meredith's stripper son.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54814,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Rachel, are you all right?","text_w_direction":"Rachel, are you all right?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54815,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Rachel","text":"I don't know! I don't know.","text_w_direction":"I don't know! I don't know.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54816,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Oh geeze.. Oh, my God!","text_w_direction":"Oh geeze. [Jakey starts dancing on Angela]. Oh, my God!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54817,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"Be gentle Jakey. Gentle. One second. Just one second. Look.","text_w_direction":"Be gentle Jakey. Gentle. One second. Just one second. Look. [pushes Jakey aside and starts dancing on Angela]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54818,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Okay, if anything, this is rougher. Stop it Meredith.","text_w_direction":"Okay, if anything, this is rougher. Stop it Meredith.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54819,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"Fine. My bad. Go ahead Jakey.","text_w_direction":"Fine. My bad. Go ahead Jakey.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54820,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Uh, no. It's o...thank you. You know what? You don't have to...oh no, no, no. No, no, no. It's okay.","text_w_direction":"[Jakey resumes dancing] Uh, no. It's o...thank you. You know what? You don't have to...oh no, no, no. No, no, no. It's okay.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54821,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Now, for the last time, I'd like a side salad with balsamic.","text_w_direction":"Now, for the last time, I'd like a side salad with balsamic.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54822,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Clark","text":"Dwight, for the last time, she's not a waitress.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, for the last time, she's not a waitress.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54823,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"You're telling me!","text_w_direction":"You're telling me!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54824,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"If you want her to leave, just tip her.","text_w_direction":"If you want her to leave, just tip her.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54825,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"What for? We haven't even gotten bread yet. Does anyone wanna split a twice baked potato? Do you have those? Those aren't deep fried, right?","text_w_direction":"What for? We haven't even gotten bread yet. Does anyone wanna split a twice baked potato? [to the dancing stripper] Do you have those? Those aren't deep fried, right?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54826,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"That was interesting. What was that?","text_w_direction":"That was interesting. [creaking sound] What was that?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54827,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"It's just the wind.","text_w_direction":"It's just the wind.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54828,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Will you lock the door?","text_w_direction":"Will you lock the door?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54829,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"Okay. It's just the wind, see? Nothing.","text_w_direction":"Okay. [opens door] It's just the wind, see? Nothing.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54830,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Alright, see, you don't have to leave the door wide open. We get it. It's the wind. Just come and shut... OH! My God!","text_w_direction":"Alright, see, you don't have to leave the door wide open. We get it. It's the wind. Just come and shut...[Mose grabs Angela and takes her away] OH! My God!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54831,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"All","text":"","text_w_direction":"[screams]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54832,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Erin","text":"Phyllis!","text_w_direction":"Phyllis!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54833,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Rachel","text":"What's happening?","text_w_direction":"What's happening?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54834,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, man, never thought I'd say this but I think I ate too much bone marrow.","text_w_direction":"Oh, man, never thought I'd say this but I think I ate too much bone marrow. [phone rings]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54835,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Oh, it's the girls. Hey Pam. What? Angela's been kidnapped! Phyllis left the door open and some freak came and grabbed her and fled.","text_w_direction":"Oh, it's the girls. Hey Pam. What? Angela's been kidnapped! Phyllis left the door open and some freak came and grabbed her and fled.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54836,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Good old Mose.","text_w_direction":"Good old Mose. [laughing]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54837,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"They think it was Mose.","text_w_direction":"They think it was Mose.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54838,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, great. He's getting into the spirit of the festivities. Fantastic. He just pulled off a Braut Entfuhrung.","text_w_direction":"Oh, great. He's getting into the spirit of the festivities. Fantastic. He just pulled off a Braut Entfuhrung.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54839,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"What is that?","text_w_direction":"What is that?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54840,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"A ceremonial bridal kidnapping. He will take the bride and hide her at a local pub and when I find the place, I have to buy everyone drinks. Ah, all right! Oh Mose.","text_w_direction":"A ceremonial bridal kidnapping. He will take the bride and hide her at a local pub and when I find the place, I have to buy everyone drinks. Ah, all right! Oh Mose.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54841,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Wait a minute. You said the tradition is for the groom is search for her and it ends at a pub. So how about the last pub you'd ever set foot in in this town?","text_w_direction":"Wait a minute. You said the tradition is for the groom is search for her and it ends at a pub. So how about the last pub you'd ever set foot in in this town?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54842,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Right. Which one is that?","text_w_direction":"Right. Which one is that?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54843,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Mm, hey driver. Why don't you take us to 3030 Adams?","text_w_direction":"Mm, hey driver. Why don't you take us to 3030 Adams?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54844,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Is that Mose?","text_w_direction":"Is that Mose?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54845,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Yes, it is! I am here for my bride!","text_w_direction":"Yes, it is! I am here for my bride!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54846,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Mose","text":"Well, first, buy us a drink.","text_w_direction":"Well, first, buy us a drink.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54847,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"All","text":"If you want your bride, buy us a drink! If you want your bride, buy us a drink.","text_w_direction":"If you want your bride, buy us a drink! If you want your bride, buy us a drink.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54848,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Very well! Drinks on me! Bartender! Oh.","text_w_direction":"Very well! Drinks on me! Bartender! [Kevin turns around] Oh.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54849,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"Well, well, well, well, well, well. That's six \"wells.\" Did I get that number right, Dwight?","text_w_direction":"Well, well, well, well, well, well. That's six \"wells.\" Did I get that number right, Dwight?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54850,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"I heard you bought a bar, Kevin.","text_w_direction":"I heard you bought a bar, Kevin.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54851,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"Yes. I did. This one. Now get out!","text_w_direction":"Yes. I did. This one. Now get out!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54852,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Why did you pick this place?","text_w_direction":"[to Mose] Why did you pick this place? [Mose points to Jim]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54853,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Ooh.","text_w_direction":"Ooh.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54854,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"You? You did this as a prank. My own Bestich Mensch.","text_w_direction":"You? You did this as a prank. My own Bestich Mensch.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54855,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Nope, not a prank. I think it's time for you to bury the hatchet.","text_w_direction":"Nope, not a prank. I think it's time for you to bury the hatchet.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54856,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Waste of a good hatchet.","text_w_direction":"Waste of a good hatchet.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54857,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Okay, just talk.","text_w_direction":"Okay, just talk.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54858,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"Well, w...","text_w_direction":"Well, w...","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54859,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"I heard you say \"well\" the first time.","text_w_direction":"I heard you say \"well\" the first time.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54860,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"I know Dwight misses Kevin. I saw him make his portrait out of a Wooly Willy. Tomorrow's his wedding day. You can't be anything but happy on your wedding day.","text_w_direction":"I know Dwight misses Kevin. I saw him make his portrait out of a Wooly Willy. Tomorrow's his wedding day. You can't be anything but happy on your wedding day.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54861,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"It was nothing personal. It's just that you were terrible at your job.","text_w_direction":"It was nothing personal. It's just that you were terrible at your job.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54862,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"You're just saying that to make me feel better.","text_w_direction":"You're just saying that to make me feel better.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54863,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"No really. You were terrible at math and organization, time management, personal hygiene. Your internet searches were so filthy we had to throw our your computer.","text_w_direction":"No really. You were terrible at math and organization, time management, personal hygiene. Your internet searches were so filthy we had to throw our your computer.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54864,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"Is that all it was?","text_w_direction":"Is that all it was?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54865,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"That's it.","text_w_direction":"That's it.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54866,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"Come here","text_w_direction":"Come here [hugs Dwight]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54867,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"I missed you Kevin.","text_w_direction":"I missed you Kevin.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54868,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"I missed you!","text_w_direction":"I missed you!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54869,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Ohh.","text_w_direction":"Ohh.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54870,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Mose","text":"Guten Prank.","text_w_direction":"Guten Prank.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54871,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Yes, Mose. Guten Prank number three.","text_w_direction":"Yes, Mose. Guten Prank number three.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54872,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"You've had your drink. Now where is my bride?","text_w_direction":"You've had your drink. Now where is my bride?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54873,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Mose! What..ooh, Mose.","text_w_direction":"Mose! What..ooh, Mose. [Mose opens trunk]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54874,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"What the is your problem you?!","text_w_direction":"What the [bleep] is your problem you [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]?!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54875,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Hey. Hey, is Angela coming or...","text_w_direction":"Hey. Hey, is Angela coming or...","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54876,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"No. We can't see each other on our wedding day. And her legs are still numb from being in the trunk.","text_w_direction":"No. We can't see each other on our wedding day. And her legs are still numb from being in the trunk.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54877,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Right.","text_w_direction":"Right.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54878,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"Hey guys.","text_w_direction":"Hey guys.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54879,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"All","text":"Stanley!","text_w_direction":"Stanley!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54880,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Erin","text":"How's Florida?","text_w_direction":"How's Florida?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54881,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"Oh, great.","text_w_direction":"Oh, great.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54882,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"Yes, I'm living in Florida now. Little town called Florida City, just on the edge of the everglades. The man who delivered my divorce papers came by fan boat which was kinda fun. I sit on my porch all day, carving birds.","text_w_direction":"Yes, I'm living in Florida now. Little town called Florida City, just on the edge of the everglades. The man who delivered my divorce papers came by fan boat which was kinda fun. I sit on my porch all day, carving birds.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54883,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Am I the only one that's nervous? How are you doing with this? Should we have bailed?","text_w_direction":"Am I the only one that's nervous? How are you doing with this? Should we have bailed?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54884,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"No, no, I'm fine.","text_w_direction":"No, no, I'm fine.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54885,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Doesn't seem like anyone cares about us anyway.","text_w_direction":"Doesn't seem like anyone cares about us anyway.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54886,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"I guess this was work being filmed nonstop for nine years.","text_w_direction":"I guess this was work being filmed nonstop for nine years.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54887,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"I'm sorry guys. This is probably on me. I got hated on pretty hard when that auto-tune went viral.","text_w_direction":"I'm sorry guys. This is probably on me. I got hated on pretty hard when that auto-tune went viral.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54888,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"People actually dance to this. It's in my juke box. None of the money goes to Andy though.","text_w_direction":"[watching at his bar] People actually dance to this. It's in my juke box. None of the money goes to Andy though.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54889,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah, people hate you.","text_w_direction":"[laughing] Yeah, people hate you.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54890,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"I'll go talk to the manager. Maybe we should just go home.","text_w_direction":"I'll go talk to the manager. Maybe we should just go home. [walks down the hall]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54891,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Man","text":"Hey! It's Andy Bernard!","text_w_direction":"Hey! It's Andy Bernard!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54892,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"All","text":"Nard Dog! Ree-De-De-De-Doo!","text_w_direction":"Nard Dog! [cheers and claps] Ree-De-De-De-Doo! [repeats]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54893,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Ree-De-De-De-Doo!","text_w_direction":"Ree-De-De-De-Doo!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54894,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Man 1","text":"How did it feel to see your lives played out on tv?","text_w_direction":"How did it feel to see your lives played out on tv?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54895,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"David Wallace","text":"It's like seeing a documentary about how your food is made. It's kinda disgusting. You learn a lot, but I didn't wanna know any of it.","text_w_direction":"It's like seeing a documentary about how your food is made. It's kinda disgusting. You learn a lot, but I didn't wanna know any of it.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54896,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"With today's modern surveillance technology we are in a constant state of being watched weather it's our government or the government of other countries a.k.a. Google. You guys are being filmed way more than we ever were.","text_w_direction":"With today's modern surveillance technology we are in a constant state of being watched weather it's our government or the government of other countries a.k.a. Google. You guys are being filmed way more than we ever were.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54897,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pete","text":"Uh, no one recognizes me. But not all my friends call me Plop. So... thanks PBS.","text_w_direction":"Uh, no one recognizes me. But not all my friends call me Plop. So... thanks PBS.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54898,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Woman 1","text":"Uh, Jim, that DVD in the last episode was so romantic. And, um, I think we'd all love to know, Pam, what romantic thing did you do to pay Jim back for leaving Athlead?","text_w_direction":"Uh, Jim, that DVD in the last episode was so romantic. And, um, I think we'd all love to know, Pam, what romantic thing did you do to pay Jim back for leaving Athlead?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54899,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Well, I mean, How do you pay back someone for something like that? But, uh, I don't know. I'm working on something.","text_w_direction":"Well, I mean, How do you pay back someone for something like that? But, uh, I don't know. I'm working on something.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54900,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"She pays me back every day just by being my wife so that's fine.","text_w_direction":"She pays me back every day just by being my wife so that's fine.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54901,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"All","text":"Awww.","text_w_direction":"Awww.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54902,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"O-Kay.","text_w_direction":"O-Kay.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54903,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Woman 2","text":"All I can say is, if I had Jim, he would have a free pass to do anything. I mean if I lucked into that... he could do anything. Anything.","text_w_direction":"All I can say is, if I had Jim, he would have a free pass to do anything. I mean if I lucked into that... he could do anything. Anything.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54904,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I'm sorry. Is there a question?","text_w_direction":"[pause] I'm sorry. Is there a question?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54905,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Woman 2","text":"Uh, no.","text_w_direction":"Uh, no.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54906,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Man 2","text":"Pam, what was in that teapot letter?","text_w_direction":"Pam, what was in that teapot letter?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54907,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, um, well, you know, I... I just... I just think I would rather keep that private. You know, if you'd been filmed for nine years of your life, there'd be some things that you just wanna keep to yourself.","text_w_direction":"Oh, um, well, you know, I... I just... I just think I would rather keep that private. You know, if you'd been filmed for nine years of your life, there'd be some things that you just wanna keep to yourself.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54908,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Man 2","text":"I hear ya. What did it say?","text_w_direction":"I hear ya. What did it say?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54909,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Moderator","text":"We're gonna move on. Next question please.","text_w_direction":"We're gonna move on. Next question please.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54910,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Man 3","text":"Do you find that your life feels pointless now that nobody's actually filming you anymore?","text_w_direction":"Do you find that your life feels pointless now that nobody's actually filming you anymore?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54911,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Yes.","text_w_direction":"Yes.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54912,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Woman 3","text":"I wanna know how everyone felt they were portrayed. Was it accurate?","text_w_direction":"I wanna know how everyone felt they were portrayed. Was it accurate?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54913,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"I got a beef with that. Um, for the first seven years, I was getting my PhD in School Psychology and they didn't show it. Yes, I was getting hammered but, hey, it was college.","text_w_direction":"I got a beef with that. Um, for the first seven years, I was getting my PhD in School Psychology and they didn't show it. Yes, I was getting hammered but, hey, it was college.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54914,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Woman 4","text":"I have a question for Jim and Pam. Everyone watching sees how much you love each other and how you're soul mates. So, Pam, how could you doubt that when Jim moved to Philadelphia?","text_w_direction":"I have a question for Jim and Pam. Everyone watching sees how much you love each other and how you're soul mates. So, Pam, how could you doubt that when Jim moved to Philadelphia?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54915,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Um, you know what, I actually didn't handle that move, uh, very gracefully. From not communicating to being a little selfish.","text_w_direction":"Um, you know what, I actually didn't handle that move, uh, very gracefully. From not communicating to being a little selfish.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54916,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Listen, um... I was scared, you know? I loved what I had, and I didn't want to risk it. And I think that maybe I did doubt him a little too. Which was wrong because he's shown me time and again. But when the documentary started airing, people on the street told me that I had this fairy-tale romance. But there were a lot of times last year where it did not feel like a fairy tale. But then it got deeper, and it got stronger and now it's better than a fairy tale. It's like a long book that you never want to end. And you're fine with that because you just never, ever wanna leave it.","text_w_direction":"Listen, um... I was scared, you know? I loved what I had, and I didn't want to risk it. And I think that maybe I did doubt him a little too. Which was wrong because he's shown me time and again. But when the documentary started airing, people on the street told me that I had this fairy-tale romance. But there were a lot of times last year where it did not feel like a fairy tale. But then it got deeper, and it got stronger and now it's better than a fairy tale. It's like a long book that you never want to end. And you're fine with that because you just never, ever wanna leave it.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54917,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Woman 4","text":"Like Harry Potter.","text_w_direction":"Like Harry Potter.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54918,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah, like Harry Potter.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, like Harry Potter.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54919,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Joan","text":"I have a question for Erin.","text_w_direction":"I have a question for Erin.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54920,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Erin","text":"Really?","text_w_direction":"Really?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54921,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Joan","text":"Yes. Um, the thing I found most compelling about the documentary was your search for your birth mother.","text_w_direction":"Yes. Um, the thing I found most compelling about the documentary was your search for your birth mother.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54922,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Erin","text":"Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54923,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Joan","text":"So my question is, um, do... don't you hate her? I mean, I would just imagine that you were so angry at her that you would hate her.","text_w_direction":"So my question is, um, do... don't you hate her? I mean, I would just imagine that you were so angry at her that you would hate her.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54924,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Erin","text":"Maybe sometimes. But not like \"hate\" hate. More just like, \"Mom, I hate you!\" And then she would say \"go to your room, young lady.\" And I'd stamp my foot and run upstairs and I have a room, which is really cool. And then we'd just have dinner together. But I don't know. I'd have to meet her. Thanks.","text_w_direction":"Maybe sometimes. But not like \"hate\" hate. More just like, \"Mom, I hate you!\" And then she would say \"go to your room, young lady.\" And I'd stamp my foot and run upstairs and I have a room, which is really cool. And then we'd just have dinner together. But I don't know. I'd have to meet her. Thanks.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54925,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Joan","text":"Erin...","text_w_direction":"Erin...","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54926,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Erin","text":"Yes?","text_w_direction":"Yes?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54927,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Joan","text":"Um...Oh, Erin..","text_w_direction":"Um...Oh, Erin..","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54928,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Erin","text":"Yes? Is there a follow-up question? Mom?","text_w_direction":"Yes? Is there a follow-up question? [realizes] Mom? [they hug]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54929,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ed","text":"Erin... Same question but about your dad?","text_w_direction":"Erin... Same question but about your dad? [they hug]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54930,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Moderator","text":"Well, this feels like a good place to stop. Let's thank all of our wonderful panelists for being here on this wonderful panel today. Next week at the Scranton Cultural Center don't forget, Irish Step Dancing semifinals. Winning team to Mid-Atlantic.","text_w_direction":"Well, this feels like a good place to stop. Let's thank all of our wonderful panelists for being here on this wonderful panel today. [audience claps] Next week at the Scranton Cultural Center don't forget, Irish Step Dancing semifinals. Winning team to Mid-Atlantic. [applause and scattering cheers]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54931,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"Where's the, uh, basket for gifts?","text_w_direction":"Where's the, uh, basket for gifts?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54932,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Usher","text":"Right there, sir.","text_w_direction":"Right there, sir.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54933,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54934,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dakota","text":"Hi, I'm Dakota.","text_w_direction":"Hi, I'm Dakota.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54935,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Creed","text":"Jeff Bomondo. I sell ceramic tile out of Newark.","text_w_direction":"Jeff Bomondo. I sell ceramic tile out of Newark.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54936,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dakota","text":"Nice.","text_w_direction":"Nice.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54937,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Creed","text":"My wife's name is Kathryn. I can show you my social security card if it helps.","text_w_direction":"My wife's name is Kathryn. I can show you my social security card if it helps.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54938,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kelly","text":"Uck, Look at all this mud. Can you imagine if I had worn my Jimmy Choos? I just saved you 600 bucks mister.","text_w_direction":"Uck, Look at all this mud. Can you imagine if I had worn my Jimmy Choos? I just saved you 600 bucks mister.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54939,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ravi","text":"Thanks for helping out, sweetie.","text_w_direction":"Thanks for helping out, sweetie.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54940,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"Kelly, you're here.","text_w_direction":"Kelly, you're here.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54941,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kelly","text":"Hey, Ryan!","text_w_direction":"Hey, Ryan!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54942,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"Hey.","text_w_direction":"Hey.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54943,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kelly","text":"Whose baby is this? Oh, are, like, a nanny now?","text_w_direction":"Whose baby is this? Oh, are, like, a nanny now?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54944,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"No, this little guy is mine.","text_w_direction":"No, this little guy is mine.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54945,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"So I was dating this girl, and one day, she went out to get a new charger for her e-cigarette. Never came back. Oldest story in the book.","text_w_direction":"So I was dating this girl, and one day, she went out to get a new charger for her e-cigarette. Never came back. Oldest story in the book. [baby squeals]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54946,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"Say \"hi\", Drake.","text_w_direction":"Say \"hi\", Drake.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54947,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kelly","text":"Drake is your baby's name?","text_w_direction":"Drake is your baby's name?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54948,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54949,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kelly","text":"That is an amazing name. I'm obsessed with Drake. His last album... it just touched me to pieces.","text_w_direction":"That is an amazing name. I'm obsessed with Drake. His last album... it just touched me to pieces.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54950,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"No Kelly, he's no named after a hip-hop artist from 2011. It's Drake, like a mix of Drew and Blake.","text_w_direction":"No Kelly, he's no named after a hip-hop artist from 2011. It's Drake, like a mix of Drew and Blake.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54951,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kelly","text":"Cool. Well, he is so cute. Ravi, check out this cute baby. I'm obsessed with him. Ravi is a pediatrician and some of his patients are total uggos.","text_w_direction":"Cool. Well, he is so cute. Ravi, check out this cute baby. I'm obsessed with him. Ravi is a pediatrician and some of his patients are total uggos.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54952,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ravi","text":"They're called premature, sweetie. It's good to see you again Ryan.","text_w_direction":"They're called premature, sweetie. It's good to see you again Ryan.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54953,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"Let me help you us.","text_w_direction":"Let me help you us.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54954,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Thanks. Oh. Ouch.","text_w_direction":"Thanks. [knees buckle] Oh. Ouch.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54955,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, boy. Maybe your heels are too high.","text_w_direction":"Oh, boy. Maybe your heels are too high.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54956,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"No, my heels aren't too high. It's because I spent three hours in a car trunk. Thanks for not locking the door when I asked you to, Phyllis. Sorry Phyllis. You didn't know. As long as I can get to the altar.","text_w_direction":"No, my heels aren't too high. It's because I spent three hours in a car trunk. Thanks for not locking the door when I asked you to, Phyllis. [sighs] Sorry Phyllis. You didn't know. As long as I can get to the altar.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54957,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"Oh, I'm gonna get you to that altar. You can take that to the bank.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'm gonna get you to that altar. You can take that to the bank.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54958,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"You ready?","text_w_direction":"You ready?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54959,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"You kidding? I was born ready.","text_w_direction":"[chuckles] You kidding? I was born ready. [mimicking heavy metal guitars]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54960,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight, Dwight, Dwight. Um... I don't know how to tell you this, but... we have a little bit of a problem.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, Dwight, Dwight. Um... I don't know how to tell you this, but... we have a little bit of a problem.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54961,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, no. What?","text_w_direction":"Oh, no. What?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54962,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"The minister just told me that it's tradition for the Bestish Mensch to be older than the groom.","text_w_direction":"The minister just told me that it's tradition for the Bestish Mensch to be older than the groom.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54963,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Oh, come on. I've never heard of such a thing.","text_w_direction":"Oh, come on. I've never heard of such a thing.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54964,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"I haven't heard of it, obviously. But I'm out because I am significantly younger than you-","text_w_direction":"I haven't heard of it, obviously. But I'm out because I am significantly younger than you-","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54965,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Not... significant is a big word...","text_w_direction":"Not... significant is a big word...","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54966,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"I think it's definitely... Well, okay. Either way...","text_w_direction":"I think it's definitely... Well, okay. Either way...","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54967,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"I think you're only a teeny...","text_w_direction":"I think you're only a teeny...","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54968,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Either way, Dwight... I can't be there for you. I'm sorry.","text_w_direction":"Either way, Dwight... I can't be there for you. I'm sorry.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54969,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Jim.","text_w_direction":"Jim.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54970,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"I just...really wish there was something I could do.","text_w_direction":"I just...really wish there was something I could do. [looks off]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54971,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Michael. I can't believe you came.","text_w_direction":"[turns around] [whispering] Michael. I can't believe you came.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54972,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"That's what she said.","text_w_direction":"That's what she said.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54973,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Best prank ever.","text_w_direction":"Best prank ever.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54974,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Minister","text":"As it is traditional to the Schrutes, the lovers are standing in their own graves as a reminder that this is the only escape from what they are about to do.","text_w_direction":"As it is traditional to the Schrutes, the lovers are standing in their own graves as a reminder that this is the only escape from what they are about to do.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54975,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Nellie","text":"See, I get what they are trying to do, but why are the graves so shallow?","text_w_direction":"[to Joan] See, I get what they are trying to do, but why are the graves so shallow?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54976,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"\"Arise, my love, my fair one, and come away. For lo, the winter is passed. The rain is over and gone. The time of singing has come and the voice of the turtledove is heard in our land. Let me see your face. Let me hear your voice for your voice is sweet and your face is comely. \"","text_w_direction":"[reading] \"Arise, my love, my fair one, and come away. For lo, the winter is passed. The rain is over and gone. The time of singing has come and the voice of the turtledove is heard in our land. Let me see your face. Let me hear your voice for your voice is sweet and your face is comely. \"","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54977,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Minister","text":"I now pronounce you man and wife. Release the doves!","text_w_direction":"I now pronounce you man and wife. [everyone cheers] Release the doves! [doves do not move right away]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54978,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kelly","text":"Oh.","text_w_direction":"Oh.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54979,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"That's not...","text_w_direction":"That's not...","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54980,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much for coming. Now, please take your hay bales to the reception. They'll be used for seating. Complimentary hay hooks are placed alone the aisles. Just stab ‘em on in there.","text_w_direction":"Ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much for coming. Now, please take your hay bales to the reception. They'll be used for seating. Complimentary hay hooks are placed alone the aisles. Just stab ‘em on in there.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54981,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Everybody!","text_w_direction":"Everybody!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54982,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"See, now you don't owe me anything.","text_w_direction":"[dancing with Pam. They kiss] See, now you don't owe me anything.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54983,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"Ravi? Ravi? Drake has a bit of a rash. And he's hot.","text_w_direction":"Ravi? Ravi? Drake has a bit of a rash. And he's hot.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54984,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ravi","text":"Oh, no.","text_w_direction":"Oh, no.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54985,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"I was wondering could you maybe examine him for a second?","text_w_direction":"I was wondering could you maybe examine him for a second?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54986,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ravi","text":"Oh, yeah, you're not feeling well little guy? Okay, sure. Should we go inside?","text_w_direction":"Oh, yeah, you're not feeling well little guy? Okay, sure. Should we go inside?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54987,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"Actually, could you go inside? I'm feeling a little dehydrated. I could really use a little break, have some water.","text_w_direction":"Actually, could you go inside? I'm feeling a little dehydrated. I could really use a little break, have some water.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54988,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ravi","text":"Are you sure you don't wanna go in?","text_w_direction":"Are you sure you don't wanna go in?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54989,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kelly","text":"Ravi, just do it. That baby is burning up. Isn't this, like what you live for? Just go. Go.","text_w_direction":"Ravi, just do it. That baby is burning up. Isn't this, like what you live for? Just go. Go.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54990,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"Thank you Ravi. Thank you so much. This is great for me and for Drake. Thank you.","text_w_direction":"Thank you Ravi. Thank you so much. This is great for me and for Drake. Thank you.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54991,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kelly","text":"I don't know, Ryan. Baby Drake didn't look so good.","text_w_direction":"I don't know, Ryan. Baby Drake didn't look so good.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54992,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"He'll be fine. I let me suck on a strawberry. He's allergic but he'll get over it fast. I had to talk to you.","text_w_direction":"He'll be fine. I let me suck on a strawberry. He's allergic but he'll get over it fast. I had to talk to you.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54993,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kelly","text":"You gave your baby an allergic reaction just to talk to me?","text_w_direction":"You gave your baby an allergic reaction just to talk to me? [they kiss]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54994,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Michael has so many pictures of his kids he had to get two phones with two numbers and he pays two bills.","text_w_direction":"Michael has so many pictures of his kids he had to get two phones with two numbers and he pays two bills.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54995,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Oh, my gosh, it's choreographed!","text_w_direction":"[with Michael] Oh, my gosh, it's choreographed!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54996,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"He just so happy to have a family plan.","text_w_direction":"He just so happy to have a family plan.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54997,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ed","text":"Where'd you learn to dance like that?","text_w_direction":"Where'd you learn to dance like that?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54998,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Erin","text":"I don't know. I've just always been really good at dancing.","text_w_direction":"I don't know. I've just always been really good at dancing.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":54999,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"","text_w_direction":"[dancing with Pam] [sobbing]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55000,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Is it me? Is it Nellie?","text_w_direction":"Is it me? Is it Nellie?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55001,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"It's everything.","text_w_direction":"[sobbing] It's everything.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55002,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"I missed you.","text_w_direction":"[dancing with Stanley] I missed you.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55003,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"I missed you too.","text_w_direction":"I missed you too.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55004,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"Lots of people think that Stanley Hudson's a mean old grump. But would a grump make this? It's me. It's me.","text_w_direction":"Lots of people think that Stanley Hudson's a mean old grump. [laughs] But [crying] would a grump make this? It's me. It's me.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55005,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"I love you.","text_w_direction":"I love you.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55006,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kelly","text":"I love you too.","text_w_direction":"[laughing] I love you too.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55007,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"We're gonna be together forever.","text_w_direction":"We're gonna be together forever.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55008,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kelly","text":"We're running off into the sunset.","text_w_direction":"We're running off into the sunset.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55009,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ryan","text":"I finally mastered commitment.","text_w_direction":"I finally mastered commitment.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55010,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"What was that stuff?","text_w_direction":"[to Oscar] What was that stuff?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55011,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ravi","text":"Hey, has anyone seen Ryan... or Kelly?","text_w_direction":"Hey, has anyone seen Ryan... or Kelly?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55012,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"Ooh! Yes. Uh, They left together a little while ago. Kelly was hoping that you would keep the baby so they can start a new life together.","text_w_direction":"Ooh! Yes. Uh, They left together a little while ago. Kelly was hoping that you would keep the baby so they can start a new life together.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55013,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Ravi","text":"Oh, that's it. Here. Call child services and report an abandoned baby. We'll find a better parent than Ryan in no time.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that's it. Here. [hands Drake to Kevin] Call child services and report an abandoned baby. We'll find a better parent than Ryan in no time.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55014,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, I don't know.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I don't know.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55015,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Nellie","text":"Um, Kevin? Oh, I can help you with that. Yeah. I mean, I can find someone who will... who will love that beautiful little boy the way he deserves.","text_w_direction":"Um, Kevin? Oh, I can help you with that. Yeah. I mean, I can find someone who will... who will love that beautiful little boy the way he deserves.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55016,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"Hey, this is better.","text_w_direction":"Hey, this is better. [hands Drake to Nellie]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55017,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Nellie","text":"Yes. It is. Oh yes it is.","text_w_direction":"Yes. It is. Oh yes it is.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55018,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Nellie","text":"If Ryan wants his baby back, please tell him where to fine me. We'll be somewhere in Europe. Won't we?","text_w_direction":"If Ryan wants his baby back, please tell him where to fine me. We'll be somewhere in Europe. [looking at Drake] Won't we?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55019,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Michael","text":"I feel like all my kids grew up and then they married each other. It's every parent's dream.","text_w_direction":"[crying] I feel like all my kids grew up and then they married each other. It's every parent's dream.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55020,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"Thank you go much.","text_w_direction":"Thank you go much.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55021,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Good night.","text_w_direction":"Good night.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55022,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Good luck.","text_w_direction":"Good luck.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55023,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Val","text":"Great. It was really fun.","text_w_direction":"Great. It was really fun.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55024,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Good evening.","text_w_direction":"Good evening.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55025,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Val","text":"The Doc crew's throwing a big after party in the warehouse tonight.","text_w_direction":"The Doc crew's throwing a big after party in the warehouse tonight.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55026,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"Yeah, I heard. It sounds kinda lame. No offense. You going, Toby?","text_w_direction":"Yeah, I heard. It sounds kinda lame. [to camera] No offense. You going, Toby?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55027,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Oh, I don't know. I might turn in early.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I don't know. I might turn in early.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55028,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"It's only 6","text_w_direction":"It's only 6","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55029,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"You have to go, Toby.","text_w_direction":"You have to go, Toby.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55030,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pete","text":"Yeah, come on, Tobes.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, come on, Tobes.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55031,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Val","text":"Come on.","text_w_direction":"Come on.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55032,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Toby","text":"Yeah. I'll stop by.","text_w_direction":"Yeah. I'll stop by.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55033,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pete","text":"There he is!","text_w_direction":"There he is!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55034,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I need to get out of this dress.","text_w_direction":"I need to get out of this dress.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55035,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"I gotta get out of this dress.","text_w_direction":"I gotta get out of this dress.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55036,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Carol Stills","text":"Oh, I'm sorry Pam.","text_w_direction":"Oh, I'm sorry Pam.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55037,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"What's going on?","text_w_direction":"What's going on?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55038,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Why are you still here?","text_w_direction":"[sighs] [whispering] Why are you still here?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55039,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Carol","text":"I'm so sorry. They were an hour late.","text_w_direction":"[whispering] I'm so sorry. They were an hour late.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55040,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"No, really, what's going on?","text_w_direction":"No, really, what's going on?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55041,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Okay, Okay. Um... so... this past year has been really great, and you've been great and I just... I know that you had to make this choice and you had to give something up for me. But I never want you to have to give up anything. I just thought if I could get us an offer then there wouldn't be anything standing in our way and I could come to you with this big Jim gesture... and show you all at once just how much I love you and how much I really do believe in your future.","text_w_direction":"Okay, Okay. Um... so... this past year has been really great, and you've been great and I just... I know that you had to make this choice and you had to give something up for me. But I never want you to have to give up anything. I just thought if I could get us an offer then there wouldn't be anything standing in our way and I could come to you with this big Jim gesture... and show you all at once just how much I love you and how much I really do believe in your future.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55042,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Sorry, how long have you been showing the house?","text_w_direction":"Sorry, how long have you been showing the house?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55043,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"About 2 months","text_w_direction":"About 2 months","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55044,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"That's why it's so clean.","text_w_direction":"That's why it's so clean.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55045,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Yeah.","text_w_direction":"Yeah.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55046,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"I mean, you were gonna do this without me?","text_w_direction":"I mean, you were gonna do this without me?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55047,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Well, you... you bought the house without telling me, so I thought I could sell it without telling you.","text_w_direction":"Well, you... you bought the house without telling me, so I thought I could sell it without telling you.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55048,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Oh... okay. Where would we go?","text_w_direction":"Oh... okay. Where would we go?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55049,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Austin? Maybe.","text_w_direction":"Austin? Maybe.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55050,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"I promise you, you don't have to do this for me.","text_w_direction":"I promise you, you don't have to do this for me.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55051,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I'm doing it for us.","text_w_direction":"I'm doing it for us.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55052,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"The last...","text_w_direction":"The last...","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55053,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Buyer","text":"Okay. We'll take it.","text_w_direction":"Okay. We'll take it.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55054,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Hold on a second. The last few months have meant the world to me and all I care about...","text_w_direction":"[to the buyer] Hold on a second. [to Pam] The last few months have meant the world to me and all I care about...","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55055,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Hold on a second. Wait, what did you just say?","text_w_direction":"Hold on a second. [turning] Wait, what did you just say?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55056,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Buyer","text":"We wanna buy your house.","text_w_direction":"We wanna buy your house.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55057,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"You wanna do this?","text_w_direction":"You wanna do this?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55058,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I wanna do this.","text_w_direction":"I wanna do this.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55059,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"You really want to do this?","text_w_direction":"You really want to do this?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55060,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I really want to do this!","text_w_direction":"I really want to do this!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55061,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Oh my God!","text_w_direction":"[hugging Pam] [laughing] Oh my God!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55062,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, Darryl.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Darryl. [whispers in his ear]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55063,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"What? All right!","text_w_direction":"What? All right!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55064,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"We're so excited.","text_w_direction":"We're so excited.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55065,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"Cool.","text_w_direction":"Cool.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55066,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Woman","text":"Oh, that's for PBS executives only.","text_w_direction":"Oh, that's for PBS executives only.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55067,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"I had to pledge $50 to my local PBS station just to get this.","text_w_direction":"I had to pledge $50 to my local PBS station just to get this.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55068,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"David Wallace","text":"I think your ideas are fantastic, Oscar. I'd love to contribute to your campaign.","text_w_direction":"I think your ideas are fantastic, Oscar. I'd love to contribute to your campaign.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55069,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"Thank you David.","text_w_direction":"Thank you David.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55070,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Uh, could I please have your attention? So a year ago, I got my first art commission to paint a mural for Dunder Mifflin and I decided to paint the history of paper...,which was just some trees and stuff. And then someone spray painted a bunch of butts on it and I had to start from the beginning. But it all worked out for the best because I think that I've painted the perfect thing which is the history of us. All of us. And this is for you Jim. And go ahead!","text_w_direction":"Uh, could I please have your attention? So a year ago, I got my first art commission to paint a mural for Dunder Mifflin and I decided to paint the history of paper...,which was just some trees and stuff. And then someone spray painted a bunch of butts on it and I had to start from the beginning. But it all worked out for the best because I think that I've painted the perfect thing which is the history of us. All of us. And this is for you Jim. [applause] And go ahead! [drape drops and everyone cheers]","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55071,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Everyone, Let's take our picture in front of the mural. Oh, um, I just...I kind of meant just everybody from the office.","text_w_direction":"Everyone, Let's take our picture in front of the mural. Oh, um, I just...I kind of meant just everybody from the office.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55072,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Photographer","text":"Very nice. Just a couple dozen more. Smiles, everybody, smiles. All right, that's great. I got enough. Thank you, everybody.","text_w_direction":"[taking pictures] Very nice. Just a couple dozen more. Smiles, everybody, smiles. All right, that's great. I got enough. Thank you, everybody.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55073,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Let's go outside","text_w_direction":"[whispering to Pam] Let's go outside","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55074,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Okay.","text_w_direction":"Okay.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55075,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Stanley","text":"Okay, I need a drink.","text_w_direction":"Okay, I need a drink.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55076,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"Yeah, we all need a drink. What the...there's only dandelion tea and raisins in here.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, we all need a drink. [opening Meredith's drawer] What the...there's only dandelion tea and raisins in here.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55077,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"Hey, bottom drawer.","text_w_direction":"Hey, bottom drawer.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55078,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"Yes!","text_w_direction":"Yes!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55079,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Dunder Mifflin, This is Pam. Oh, I'm sorry. Jim Halpert doesn't work here anymore.","text_w_direction":"[answering the phone] Dunder Mifflin, This is Pam. Oh, I'm sorry. Jim Halpert doesn't work here anymore.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55080,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I didn't watch the whole documentary. After a few episodes, it was too painful. I kept wanting to scream at Pam. It took me so long to do so many important things. It's just hard to accept that I spent so many years being less happy than I could have been. Jim was 5 feet from my desk and it took me four years to get to him. It'd be great if people saw this documentary and learned from my mistakes. Not that I'm a tragic person. I'm really happy now. But...it would just...just make my heart soar if someone out there saw this and she said to herself \"be strong, trust yourself, love yourself. Conquer your fears. Just go after what you want and act fast, because life just isn't that long.\"","text_w_direction":"I didn't watch the whole documentary. After a few episodes, it was too painful. I kept wanting to scream at Pam. It took me so long to do so many important things. It's just hard to accept that I spent so many years being less happy than I could have been. Jim was 5 feet from my desk and it took me four years to get to him. It'd be great if people saw this documentary and learned from my mistakes. Not that I'm a tragic person. I'm really happy now. But...it would just...just make my heart soar if someone out there saw this and she said to herself \"be strong, trust yourself, love yourself. Conquer your fears. Just go after what you want and act fast, because life just isn't that long.\"","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55081,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"If there is one thing that I have learned through this whole experience, it's that if you film anybody long enough, they're going to do something stupid. It's only human natural.","text_w_direction":"If there is one thing that I have learned through this whole experience, it's that if you film anybody long enough, they're going to do something stupid. It's only human natural.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55082,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Hey guys.","text_w_direction":"Hey guys.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55083,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Hi.","text_w_direction":"Hi.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55084,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"All","text":"Hey!","text_w_direction":"Hey!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55085,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"What about the honeymoon?","text_w_direction":"What about the honeymoon?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55086,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Oh, the honeymoon can wait till tomorrow. We wanted to hang out with you guys. I mean, when are we all going to be here together again?","text_w_direction":"Oh, the honeymoon can wait till tomorrow. We wanted to hang out with you guys. I mean, when are we all going to be here together again?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55087,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Aww, J, P and D. The Three Amigos. Ah, it warms my heart. Hey, what do you say, when I get back from out honeymoon, the three of us have a conference room meeting just for fun? What is that meaningful look?","text_w_direction":"Aww, J, P and D. The Three Amigos. Ah, it warms my heart. Hey, what do you say, when I get back from out honeymoon, the three of us have a conference room meeting just for fun? [pause] What is that meaningful look?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55088,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"You know what? Maybe we should talk.","text_w_direction":"You know what? Maybe we should talk.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55089,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"Hey, come here. You guys need to see this.","text_w_direction":"Hey, come here. You guys need to see this.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55090,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"What is it?","text_w_direction":"What is it?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55091,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"You're probably sitting there wondering what will be your mark. What will you be known for? It might surprise you to learn...","text_w_direction":"[on the computer] You're probably sitting there wondering what will be your mark. What will you be known for? It might surprise you to learn...","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55092,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I finally feel ready. Athlead is growing...","text_w_direction":"I finally feel ready. Athlead is growing...","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55093,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Athleap.","text_w_direction":"Athleap.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55094,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"And Jim can jump back in without skipping a beat. We'll come back to visit. But I think it's time for us to officially...","text_w_direction":"And Jim can jump back in without skipping a beat. We'll come back to visit. But I think it's time for us to officially...","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55095,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"No, don't say it. You're fired! You're both fired!","text_w_direction":"No, don't say it. You're fired! You're both fired!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55096,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Dwight, come on. Don't end on a bad note.","text_w_direction":"Dwight, come on. Don't end on a bad note.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55097,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Don't be an idiot. It's for the severance. The best I can do one month for every year you've been here. That's the max.","text_w_direction":"Don't be an idiot. It's for the severance. The best I can do one month for every year you've been here. That's the max.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55098,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"Thanks Dwight.","text_w_direction":"Thanks Dwight.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55099,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Hey, and if you're ever in Austin...","text_w_direction":"Hey, and if you're ever in Austin...","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55100,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Woah. Right. For what, the art? The music? The incredible nightlife? No thank you. But if you're ever in the area, you'll always have a place to stay...in my barn.","text_w_direction":"Woah. Right. For what, the art? The music? The incredible nightlife? No thank you. But if you're ever in the area, you'll always have a place to stay...in my barn.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55101,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"There it is.","text_w_direction":"There it is.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55102,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Dwight","text":"Do I get along with my co-workers? Well, first of all, I don't have co-workers anymore, I have subordinates. So... have I gotten along with my subordinates? Let's see. My supplier relations rep, Meredith Palmer, is the only person I know who knows how to properly head bang to Motorhead. Oscar Martinez, my accountant, is now godfather to my son. Angela Schrute, my former accountant is now my wife. My top salesman, Jim Halpert was best man at my wedding and office administrator Pamela Beesley Halpert is my best friend. So...yes. I'd say I have gotten along with my subordinates.","text_w_direction":"Do I get along with my co-workers? Well, first of all, I don't have co-workers anymore, I have subordinates. So... have I gotten along with my subordinates? Let's see. My supplier relations rep, Meredith Palmer, is the only person I know who knows how to properly head bang to Motorhead. Oscar Martinez, my accountant, is now godfather to my son. Angela Schrute, my former accountant is now my wife. My top salesman, Jim Halpert was best man at my wedding and office administrator Pamela Beesley Halpert is my best friend. So...yes. I'd say I have gotten along with my subordinates.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55103,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"You might feel sorry for me but I actually feel sorry for you. Because you're about to leave Cornell. So say it with me","text_w_direction":"[on computer] You might feel sorry for me but I actually feel sorry for you. Because you're about to leave Cornell. So say it with me","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55104,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"Oh, Yes!","text_w_direction":"Oh, Yes!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55105,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"You did good. Real good.","text_w_direction":"You did good. Real good.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55106,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"Thanks Dad...Darryl.","text_w_direction":"Thanks Dad...Darryl.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55107,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Andy","text":"I spent so much of my time here at Dunder Mifflin thinking about my old pals, my college a cappella group. The weird thing is now, I'm exactly where I wanna be. I got my dream job at Cornell and I'm still just thinking about my old pals. Only now they're the ones I made here. I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them. Someone should write a song about that.","text_w_direction":"I spent so much of my time here at Dunder Mifflin thinking about my old pals, my college a cappella group. The weird thing is now, I'm exactly where I wanna be. I got my dream job at Cornell and I'm still just thinking about my old pals. Only now they're the ones I made here. I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them. [pause] Someone should write a song about that.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55108,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"You take something ordinary, like a piece of paper. It's not much. But if you see it in the right way...And that's what you did with this documentary. But seriously, you made a nine-year documentary and you couldn't once show me doing my origami.","text_w_direction":"You take something ordinary, like a piece of paper. It's not much. But if you see it in the right way...And that's what you did with this documentary. But seriously, you made a nine-year documentary and you couldn't once show me doing my origami.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55109,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Creed","text":"Uh..ohh!","text_w_direction":"[walking out of the bathroom discovered by all] Uh..ohh!","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55110,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Creed","text":"I saw a friend today. It had been a while. And we forgot each others names. But it didn't matter. ‘Cause deep inside the feeling still remained the same...","text_w_direction":"[playing guitar and singing] I saw a friend today. It had been a while. And we forgot each others names. But it didn't matter. ‘Cause deep inside the feeling still remained the same...","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55111,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Imagine going back and watching a tape of your life. You could see yourself change and make mistakes...and grow up. You could watch yourself fall in love, watch yourself become a husband, become a father. You guys gave that to me. And that's...an amazing gift.","text_w_direction":"Imagine going back and watching a tape of your life. You could see yourself change and make mistakes...and grow up. You could watch yourself fall in love, watch yourself become a husband, become a father. You guys gave that to me. And that's...an amazing gift.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55112,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"Hey, Jim, remember flonkerton when you did Office Olympics? It was awesome.","text_w_direction":"Hey, Jim, remember flonkerton when you did Office Olympics? It was awesome.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55113,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"Thanks Phyl.","text_w_direction":"Thanks Phyl.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55114,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Creed","text":"I still have my medal from that.","text_w_direction":"I still have my medal from that.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55115,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Angela","text":"Do you even have a mattress?","text_w_direction":"Do you even have a mattress?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55116,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Creed","text":"No, but I still have my medal from that.","text_w_direction":"No, but I still have my medal from that.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55117,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"Oscar. Oscar. I think I'm gay.","text_w_direction":"Oscar. Oscar. [crying] I think I'm gay.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55118,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"Why do you say that?","text_w_direction":"Why do you say that?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55119,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"It's just that I'm so emotional.","text_w_direction":"[sniffles] It's just that I'm so emotional.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55120,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"Yeah, but you're not gay. You're not gay.","text_w_direction":"Yeah, but you're not gay. You're not gay.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55121,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Kevin","text":"No, but maybe the reason...","text_w_direction":"No, but maybe the reason...","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55122,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Oscar","text":"You're not gay.","text_w_direction":"You're not gay.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55123,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Creed","text":"And all the faces that I know have that same familiar glow. I think I must have known them somewhere once before.","text_w_direction":"[still playing and singing] And all the faces that I know have that same familiar glow. I think I must have known them somewhere once before.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55124,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Erin","text":"How did you do it? How did you capture what it was really like? How we felt and how made each other laugh and how we got through the day? How did you do it? Also, how do cameras work?","text_w_direction":"How did you do it? How did you capture what it was really like? How we felt and how made each other laugh and how we got through the day? How did you do it? Also, how do cameras work?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55125,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Darryl","text":"Everyday when I came into work, all I wanted to do was leave. So why in the world does it feel so hard to leave right now?","text_w_direction":"Everyday when I came into work, all I wanted to do was leave. So why in the world does it feel so hard to leave right now?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55126,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Creed","text":"It all seems so very arbitrary. I applied for a job at this company because they were hiring. I took a desk at the back because it was empty. But... no matter how you get there or where you end up, human beings have this miraculous gift to make that place home. Let's do this.","text_w_direction":"It all seems so very arbitrary. I applied for a job at this company because they were hiring. I took a desk at the back because it was empty. But...[chuckles] no matter how you get there or where you end up, human beings have this miraculous gift to make that place home. [standing with two cops] Let's do this.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55127,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Meredith","text":"I just feel lucky that I got a chance to share my crummy story with anyone out there who thinks they're the only one to take a dump in a paper shredder. You're not alone sister. Let's get a beer sometime.","text_w_direction":"I just feel lucky that I got a chance to share my crummy story with anyone out there who thinks they're the only one to take a dump in a paper shredder. You're not alone sister. Let's get a beer sometime.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55128,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Phyllis","text":"I'm happy that this was all filmed so I can remember everyone and what we did. I worked for a paper company all these years and I never wrote anything down.","text_w_direction":"I'm happy that this was all filmed so I can remember everyone and what we did. I worked for a paper company all these years and I never wrote anything down.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55129,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Jim","text":"I sold paper at this company for 12 years. My job was to speak to clients on the phone about quantities and types of copier paper. Even if I didn't love every minute of it, everything I have, I owe to this job. This stupid...wonderful...boring...amazing job.","text_w_direction":"I sold paper at this company for 12 years. My job was to speak to clients on the phone about quantities and types of copier paper. Even if I didn't love every minute of it, everything I have, I owe to this job. This stupid...wonderful...boring...amazing job.","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}
{"index":55130,"season":9,"episode":24,"episode_name":"Finale","director":"Ken Kwapis","writer":"Greg Daniels","character":"Pam","text":"I thought it was weird when you picked us to make a documentary. But all in all...I think an ordinary paper company like Dunder Mifflin was a great subject for a documentary. There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn't that kind of the point?","text_w_direction":"I thought it was weird when you picked us to make a documentary. But all in all...I think an ordinary paper company like Dunder Mifflin was a great subject for a documentary. There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn't that kind of the point?","imdb_rating":9.7,"total_votes":7934,"air_date":"2013-05-16"}